Contest #753


Cartoon

753

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Oh, hey, I almost didn’t recognize you outside of work.”
  2. “Hit me again with your cart and I’ll hunt you down until the day I die.”
  3. “Yeah, well, these are my obsession now.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-05-02T20:07:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-05-16T20:08:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-05-10T20:08:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 17, 2021
Number of captions 11069
Number of responses 1116808
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Oh I'm sorry, maybe I'd move faster if SOMEONE didn't bite my leg off. 1.8182 0.01246 4038 1697 1374 964
1 Hit me again with your cart and I'll hunt you down until the day I die. 1.8123 0.01077 5621 2457 1762 1402
2 If anyone asks, you’re my support animal. 1.8092 0.01125 4868 2052 1693 1123
3 Call me Ishmael. I'm using his employee discount. 1.7987 0.01243 4089 1785 1342 962
4 It was Melville who called you a dick. 1.7884 0.01262 4145 1897 1224 1021
5 My therapist says you’re a metaphor. 1.7842 0.01115 4699 1988 1734 975
6 No, I don't know where the Tide is. 1.7829 0.01558 2566 1138 847 581
7 I don't care where you breathe from, masks are required. 1.7724 0.01736 2078 941 669 468
8 I chased you down for 700 pages and now I run into you in the cereal aisle? 1.7690 0.01119 4826 2145 1651 1030
9 These people pay for 'sea salt' ? 1.7684 0.01902 1589 683 591 315
10 You know they’re not real goldfish, though, right? 1.7613 0.01366 3125 1373 1125 627
11 Yes I am parked in the handicapped space,and you can thank yourself for that. 1.7571 0.01330 3339 1490 1170 679
12 Catch you later. 1.7569 0.01173 4377 1979 1483 915
13 I'll catch you later. 1.7516 0.01293 3575 1623 1217 735
14 Buddy, it’s New York. EVERYONE feels like a fish out of water. 1.7474 0.01228 3871 1742 1365 764
15 This isn’t the ending I wanted, either. 1.7447 0.01334 3279 1482 1152 645
16 We're in the same boat now. You're the hated white whale, and me, the hated white male. 1.7430 0.01517 2751 1315 828 608
17 Oh, NOW you're a vegetarian. 1.7401 0.01389 2986 1349 1064 573
18 It’s Captain Crunch. You’ll like it. 1.7396 0.01783 1820 825 644 351
19 You don’t have to say “thar she blows’ every time you find an item you’re looking for. 1.7364 0.01306 3410 1560 1189 661
20 Six feet, Moby! 1.7362 0.01414 3048 1436 980 632
21 No, I gave up searching for you long ago. I'm just looking for toilet paper now. 1.7340 0.01332 3275 1502 1142 631
22 Just because we did a book together does not mean we are friends. 1.7334 0.01222 3744 1679 1384 681
23 There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere for you. 1.7258 0.01471 2648 1221 932 495
24 You read the sign wrong- it's Whole Foods 1.7248 0.01501 2812 1384 818 610
25 Don't act like you don't know me. 1.7234 0.01519 2545 1196 857 492
26 Go on ahead of me...I'll catch you later. 1.7232 0.01329 3154 1436 1155 563
27 Plankton? This isn't Trader Joe's. 1.7171 0.01756 1923 919 629 375
28 I’ve been good...Sold the ship, started seeing a therapist.....Anyways, how have you been?! You look great... 1.7136 0.01456 2689 1261 937 491
29 Just so we are clear: what happens at sea stays at sea. 1.7009 0.01637 2116 1011 727 378
30 After a lot of therapy, Ahab and Moby Dick now live a quiet life together in Nantucket. 1.6990 0.01686 2070 1014 665 391
31 Couldn't you just follow me on Facebook like everyone else? 1.6989 0.01817 1694 805 594 295
32 Right !Another Dick who won’t wear a mask 1.6988 0.01827 1899 974 523 402
33 It’s always weird seeing you outside of work. 1.6977 0.01656 1985 931 723 331
34 Settled down. Had a kid. How about you? 1.6974 0.01676 1986 945 697 344
35 Don’t feel bad, everyone gained a little blubber in quarantine. 1.6947 0.01709 1890 898 671 321
36 Staring blankly ahead and standing motionless Moby hopes he won't be recognized. 1.6922 0.01804 1826 910 568 348
37 Oh hey, I almost didn't recognize you outside of work. 1.6914 0.01771 1818 884 609 324
38 That was 1850. Let it go. And stop following me everywhere. 1.6903 0.02275 1127 557 362 208
39 Oh, there you are. I've been looking for you. 1.6869 0.01875 1667 831 527 309
40 Don't worry, no one has actually read the book 1.6834 0.01884 1589 779 534 276
41 So Ahab let me get this straight,you can follow me all over the world,but,when I follow you in the market it’s harassment? 1.6828 0.01944 1573 796 480 297
42 Oh great, first the elephant in the room, now this. 1.6802 0.01967 1498 750 477 271
43 I can’t believe I spent all that time in the ocean when you come here every Thursday. 1.6796 0.01916 1492 724 522 246
44 Cap’n Crunch is a cereal, just so we’re clear. 1.6765 0.01986 1422 703 476 243
45 Fine, we will get Captain Crunch this one time. 1.6726 0.02074 1341 678 424 239
46 Cap'n Crunch? Really? 1.6720 0.02108 1317 672 405 240
47 Somehow I pictured this reckoning taking place at sea 1.6636 0.02144 1180 585 407 188
48 Chips Ahoy or Goldfish? 1.6629 0.02164 1157 574 399 184
49 Long time, no sea. 1.6617 0.02577 875 452 267 156
50 It's always the same. Just when you stop looking for something... 1.6616 0.02300 1046 526 348 172
51 Stop complaining about the prices. This is Nantucket. 1.6584 0.02335 1086 570 317 199
52 Technically, you are not a fish out of water. 1.6571 0.02257 1082 547 359 176
53 Would you mind staying one fathom away? 1.6570 0.02255 1067 535 363 169
54 I've moved on. I think you should too. 1.6557 0.02246 1037 511 372 154
55 You look familiar. Did I ever stab at thee from hell's heart? 1.6529 0.02343 1014 519 328 167
56 When the hell did sea salt become a thing? 1.6526 0.02326 1019 519 335 165
57 Okay-point made, it's not nice to be followed. 1.6524 0.02310 1007 506 343 156
58 Yeah, well whose fault is it that I'm slow? 1.6512 0.02370 989 507 320 162
59 Well, this is awkward. 1.6504 0.02301 981 486 352 143
60 Did you call me Ishmael? 1.6471 0.02462 972 518 279 175
61 ALL krill is gluten-free! 1.6465 0.02367 976 500 321 155
62 Well this is novel. 1.6441 0.02477 902 467 289 146
63 Oh, there you are! I've been looking all over for you! 1.6427 0.02438 890 451 306 133
64 ... And so he sent me a text message that simply said, 'Call me. Ishmael.' 1.6424 0.02617 864 465 243 156
65 I chase you across the seven seas and then I run into you at Walmart. 1.6419 0.02633 849 458 237 153
66 Did you just call me Ishmael? 1.6401 0.02559 878 467 260 151
67 Of course, I remember you! 1.6379 0.02575 834 436 264 134
68 Big ocean, small world, am I right? 1.6364 0.02529 825 422 281 122
69 Wild caught OK? 1.6360 0.02592 816 426 261 129
70 Moby, feeding you is costing an arm and leg 1.6356 0.02624 815 431 250 134
71 You got my leg, but I got the last package of frozen shrimp! 1.6334 0.02588 802 416 264 122
72 Honestly, I checked Google maps and I thought "whale foods" was a typo. 1.6324 0.02730 789 430 219 140
73 After searching the seas for years for Moby, Ahab is stunned to find out they're neighbors and actually shop at the same store. 1.6324 0.02677 789 421 237 131
74 I said, the krill is gone! 1.6317 0.02666 782 414 242 126
75 The irony of finding you IN a Target is not lost on me 1.6298 0.02640 759 393 254 112
76 Gregory Peck? Yeah, I get that a lot. 1.6290 0.02680 752 394 243 115
77 You know, somehow I liked you better when you were just a metaphor. 1.6290 0.02660 752 391 249 112
78 Of all the markets, in all the towns, in all the world... 1.6274 0.02734 738 392 229 117
79 Maintain one fathom, please. 1.6263 0.03407 463 243 150 70
80 You like Cap'n Crunch, right? 1.6253 0.02781 718 384 219 115
81 No, I’m Bob. Ishmael has a wooden leg on his right. 1.6239 0.02814 710 383 211 116
82 Ahab?" "Moby? 1.6199 0.02871 684 372 200 112
83 I got you the ones with Sea Salt. 1.6190 0.02822 664 350 217 97
84 They're just goldfish! And for the last time: you're not a fish! 1.6188 0.02908 669 365 194 110
85 No, no, it's just the different context. Like seeing your school teacher at the mall. 1.6185 0.02727 671 344 239 88
86 Nice to talk. I'll catch you later. 1.6176 0.02840 659 349 213 97
87 Are you sure? You look so familiar... 1.6153 0.02891 642 343 203 96
88 Have you seen a great white wine? 1.6151 0.02923 647 355 185 104
89 Yeah, well, these are my obsession now. 1.6136 0.02860 634 334 211 89
90 I keep forgetting. Krill or Plankton Chips ? 1.6135 0.02877 639 340 206 93
91 Stay six feet, or one fathom, behind me. 1.6133 0.02791 631 324 227 80
92 Don't be such a dick, Moby. 1.6107 0.03001 655 370 170 115
93 Stop your blubbering. 1.6101 0.03027 613 338 176 99
94 Moby, shadowing and foreshadowing are two different things. 1.6093 0.02916 604 319 202 83
95 Do you ever feel trapped in a seemingly endless allegory? 1.6067 0.03065 595 329 171 95
96 The sperm bank is next door. 1.6055 0.03134 583 327 159 97
97 If I admit that "Whale of a Sale" is a micro-aggression can we just move on? 1.6052 0.03080 580 319 171 90
98 Stay six feet back or, by God, I’ll hunt you down to the ends of the earth. 1.6049 0.03095 567 310 171 86
99 I told you to wait in the car. 1.6038 0.03091 573 315 170 88
100 You're a little out of your depth, ain't thee? 1.6025 0.03030 561 300 184 77
101 No, I don't want to be your chum. 1.6014 0.03129 562 311 164 87
102 Seriously? Captain Crunch? 1.6011 0.03090 564 309 171 84
103 Oh God Moby, don't be a dick. 1.6011 0.03255 569 330 136 103
104 Don't worry. These days I'm consumed by the hunt for hand sanitizer and toilet paper. 1.6007 0.03115 556 305 168 83
105 Legs? They're in the meat case. 1.6000 0.03266 550 315 140 95
106 No, you can't call me Ismael. 1.5996 0.03112 547 298 170 79
107 shouldn't I be following you? 1.5981 0.03033 540 286 185 69
108 Ever see any of the old crew? 1.5978 0.03036 542 288 184 70
109 Goldfish”? Seriously? 1.5965 0.03007 570 308 184 78
110 Forty years at sea and I run into you here. 1.5954 0.03117 524 282 172 70
111 I got krill this time, not kale. Happy? 1.5942 0.03135 515 277 170 68
112 Can’t I go anywhere without you following me? It’s like you’re obsessed with me. 1.5938 0.03128 549 304 164 81
113 Stay 6 feet away, Dick! 1.5918 0.03327 512 292 137 83
114 An awkward silence commenced in the chips aisle when Ahab ran into his ex. 1.5918 0.03187 534 298 156 80
115 All these years and I could have found you in aisle 5! 1.5899 0.03247 495 272 154 69
116 I think allegories are the next aisle over. 1.5896 0.03478 441 245 132 64
117 Well, this is a plot twist I didn't see coming! 1.5895 0.03262 497 275 151 71
118 Let's hope this only costs me an arm. 1.5894 0.03325 492 276 142 74
119 I was wondering why there was only one bag of krill chips left. 1.5892 0.03139 499 267 170 62
120 Now suddenly you're vegan. 1.5874 0.03301 492 275 145 72
121 Hey, I moved on...I suggest you do the same 1.5856 0.03201 473 253 163 57
122 That doesn’t look like six nautical feet... 1.5847 0.03290 472 259 150 63
123 Who're you calling a peg-leg, humpback? 1.5840 0.03376 476 274 128 74
124 Of all the supermarkets in all the world... 1.5837 0.03364 466 260 140 66
125 No, my name isn't Ishmael, sorry. 1.5826 0.03255 484 270 143 66
126 I marvel at how easily you've transitioned from homicidal creature of the deep to emotional support whale. 1.5823 0.03415 462 261 133 68
127 Nah, I'm retired. You? 1.5811 0.03337 456 251 145 60
128 It's over, move on. 1.5811 0.03249 456 245 157 54
129 Six feet please. Don't be a dick. 1.5806 0.03579 453 266 111 76
130 Ahab's revenge fantasies included the ultimate torture: forcing the whale to shop at Costco on a Saturday. 1.5801 0.03457 462 265 126 71
131 Can you please stop following me? I get what it feels like now. 1.5775 0.03371 445 246 141 58
132 Relax, Ahab. I'm vegan now. 1.5773 0.03506 440 251 124 65
133 Harpoon Ale. Really? 1.5769 0.03449 442 249 131 62
134 It's Ish Meal." 1.5766 0.03496 444 254 124 66
135 Aye,the line be long,but she moves swiftly. 1.5755 0.03363 457 256 139 62
136 What are you blubbering about? 1.5751 0.03459 433 243 131 59
137 Are you okay with Cap’n Crunch ...or would you prefer my other leg? 1.5749 0.03376 447 249 139 59
138 I could easily order these on Amazon, but I prefer the chase. You know what I mean? 1.5718 0.03424 418 230 137 51
139 I hope that was your blowhole. 1.5718 0.03619 425 248 111 66
140 I am not wild about the idea of a sequel either...but it's obvious we could both use the work. 1.5711 0.03243 429 228 157 44
141 Captain Crunch OK? 1.5705 0.03449 440 250 128 61
142 No actually, I'm Amish" 1.5697 0.03553 416 237 121 58
143 Call me Ishmael all you want, but you seem to have me confused with someone else. 1.5686 0.03540 408 230 124 54
144 Gonna be honest, I didn’t think I’d run into you in the seafood aisle. 1.5679 0.03577 405 230 120 55
145 Don’t blame me. Save the Whales told Herman to change the ending. 1.5676 0.03501 414 233 127 54
146 You don't have a wallet or pants, so stop pretending you'll pay. 1.5676 0.03567 414 237 119 58
147 I just realised that you’re a sperm whale and your name is Dick. 1.5676 0.03778 407 244 95 68
148 I know it wasn't actually your last name but you WERE being one at the time. 1.5672 0.03601 409 235 116 58
149 Ye already took me leg, now ye be after me Grape Nuts? 1.5672 0.03618 409 236 114 59
150 Aisle be darned! I didn't expect to find you so far from the Hi-Cs." 1.5661 0.03691 401 234 107 60
151 Relax, it’s made with canola oil. 1.5638 0.03561 392 220 123 49
152 Wait! You’ve been looking for me? 1.5633 0.03453 403 223 133 47
153 I’m happy we settled down, I just miss the chase sometimes, ya know? 1.5620 0.03468 395 218 132 45
154 Well you're not wearing a mask either. 1.5601 0.03606 391 223 117 51
155 So ye mean to say it hast neither grapes nor nuts? 1.5595 0.03597 395 226 117 52
156 Please distance one fathom, thank you. 1.5594 0.03553 404 231 120 53
157 Oh hey! I was looking for you. 1.5594 0.03712 379 219 108 52
158 I almost didn’t recognize you out of context. 1.5585 0.03619 376 212 118 46
159 Now that I've caught you I realize that you're just not that interesting. 1.5580 0.03616 371 208 119 44
160 Ever tried this Cap'n Crunch? 1.5553 0.03717 371 214 108 49
161 I don't care if it "bothers" you. It's a good source of Omega 3. 1.5553 0.03775 371 217 102 52
162 I don’t think 200 packages of krill counts as one item. 1.5544 0.03594 377 213 119 45
163 Yes, I'm aware legs are half-off. 1.5531 0.03904 367 221 89 57
164 You're not wearing a mask either. 1.5531 0.03695 358 203 112 43
165 Even after he destroyed the Pequod, Moby haunted Ahab at every opportunity. 1.5521 0.03824 355 207 100 48
166 God Moby, you really are a dick! 1.5517 0.03988 348 209 86 53
167 No, we're not gettin' any more Cap'n Crunch. 1.5514 0.03929 350 208 91 51
168 Must I remind you what happened last time we didn't keep six feet apart. 1.5514 0.03839 321 180 105 36
169 Don’t forget at checkout to mention that you are entitled to an endangered species discount. 1.5504 0.03827 347 201 101 45
170 Umm, Captain Ahab is two aisles over. I'm just an Amish guy who happens to have a wooden leg! 1.5497 0.03780 342 195 106 41
171 If you knock me with your kart one more time I’m going to hunt you to the ends of the earth! 1.5494 0.03940 344 204 91 49
172 After therapy, I've changed. These are Goldfish. 1.5481 0.03618 374 214 115 45
173 As he slowly lowered his pack of whale jerky into the cart, Ahab wondered if it was a mistake to come shopping in this part of town. 1.5476 0.03990 336 200 88 48
174 And no more biting the leg that feeds you! 1.5465 0.03950 333 196 92 45
175 Did you say you'll be "Following" me? Or "Swallowing" me? 1.5463 0.03794 335 191 105 39
176 Stop calling me email. It's Ishmael! 1.5452 0.03972 343 206 87 50
177 Call me stupid. I searched two of the seven seas for you, and here you in aisle 4. 1.5447 0.03782 358 210 101 47
178 I guess we really all are in the same same boat now... 1.5443 0.03814 327 186 104 37
179 For the last time, I'm Amish, not Ahab. 1.5441 0.03941 329 193 93 43
180 I thought I unfollowed you. 1.5436 0.03766 344 198 105 41
181 Of all the grocers in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine. 1.5428 0.03965 339 203 88 48
182 Summering in Nantucket this year? 1.5428 0.03921 339 201 92 46
183 I feel like we got off on the wrong foot. 1.5424 0.03979 330 196 89 45
184 The awkward moment when predator and prey both have more than 10 items on the express line 1.5413 0.04077 327 198 81 48
185 Relax. They’re just goldfish. 1.5412 0.03754 340 195 106 39
186 One fathom apart, please .... 1.5397 0.04050 315 187 86 42
187 Five fathoms distance, please. 1.5397 0.03819 315 178 104 33
188 I've heard you'd become a vegetarian. I assume my other leg is safe. 1.5387 0.03950 323 190 92 41
189 Bad enough I have to see you at work... 1.5387 0.03644 336 188 115 33
190 Oh for goodness sakes, give the dried krill a try 1.5385 0.03873 312 178 100 34
191 Thought I was dead, didn’t you? 1.5385 0.04105 312 187 82 43
192 You're violating the restraining order! 1.5372 0.03981 309 180 92 37
193 Look who's stalking now! 1.5370 0.04014 311 183 89 39
194 I didn't like the way I was depicted in the movie either. 1.5370 0.03909 311 179 97 35
195 Let me get this straight--you've gone vegan, you're looking for the gluten-free aisle, and it's 'Moby Richard' now? 1.5370 0.03962 311 181 93 37
196 No worries, I'm in real estate now. 1.5368 0.03826 326 188 101 37
197 Calm down, they’re only shaped like whales... 1.5365 0.03950 315 184 93 38
198 I mostly hunt bargains now. 1.5359 0.03782 334 193 103 38
199 Krill? Aisle three. 1.5358 0.03742 321 181 108 32
200 Netflix and krill? 1.5355 0.03998 310 182 90 38
201 Honestly, I never thought the royalties would last this long. 1.5350 0.03800 329 190 102 37
202 I’ve been searching for these everywhere. Look at the price, they cost an arm and a .......oh never mind. 1.5347 0.03986 303 176 92 35
203 It's dolphin-free and sustainably caught, okay? 1.5344 0.03994 305 178 91 36
204 Whaling is just so commercial these days. Now I teach yoga. 1.5335 0.04046 313 187 85 41
205 For the lastime, NO! We are not getting any more goldfish crackers! 1.5335 0.04072 313 188 83 42
206 I’m beginning to think you aren’t a figment of my imagination. 1.5331 0.03829 317 182 101 34
207 I thought I told you to stay in the boat! 1.5327 0.03995 321 192 87 42
208 Does the phrase “social distancing” mean anything to you? 1.5319 0.03991 329 199 85 45
209 Remembereth, as proclaimed herein, no longer art thou the murderous demon from beneath the sea, but a registered service animal here to assist me. 1.5316 0.03993 316 188 88 40
210 I'LL WRITE THE BOOK WHEN I"M GOOD AND READY! 1.5316 0.04034 301 177 87 36
211 Act like you don't know me. 1.5308 0.03982 292 168 93 31
212 If I had known you shopped here, we could’ve saved a lot of pages 1.5306 0.03962 294 169 94 31
213 I gotta say,you seem obsessed with me. 1.5305 0.03884 311 180 97 34
214 I think we're gonna need a bigger cart. 1.5296 0.03821 321 186 100 35
215 It's Abraham, not Ahab. Why? 1.5292 0.04006 325 197 84 44
216 Six feet please! You're practically humping my back! 1.5292 0.04167 291 174 80 37
217 What am I making? Let's just say it's a dish best served cold. 1.5290 0.04145 293 175 81 37
218 You call Ishmael, and we'll meet at Starbuck's. 1.5290 0.04145 293 175 81 37
219 What are you spouting off about back there? 1.5288 0.04006 312 186 87 39
220 Obviously, you're ignoring the restraining order. 1.5276 0.04120 290 172 83 35
221 Egad, I've been looking for you everywhere! 1.5274 0.04099 292 173 84 35
222 What, suddenly you don't like krill? 1.5273 0.03938 311 183 92 36
223 You are the third Beluga this week that mistook me for some guy named Ahab. Call me Shulem. 1.5272 0.04021 294 172 89 33
224 So...you're looking well. 1.5260 0.04102 289 171 84 34
225 This is your nightmare, not mine. I'm just here for the groceries. 1.5256 0.03707 352 208 103 41
226 Aren't I supposed to be stalking you? 1.5255 0.03778 314 180 103 31
227 OK, after this we can go to Starbuck's. 1.5253 0.04267 297 184 70 43
228 You eyeing my other leg? 1.5243 0.04114 309 189 78 42
229 Is it alright if we get the generic brand krill this time? I have a store coupon. 1.5231 0.04035 281 163 89 29
230 I’ve been looking all over for you! 1.5225 0.04103 289 170 83 34
231 Wow, you really do find things just when you stop looking for them. 1.5222 0.03762 316 182 103 31
232 Since when are you tired of sea salt? 1.5221 0.04165 272 160 82 30
233 Dammit! My harpoon's in the car. 1.5217 0.04121 276 162 84 30
234 Ish my aisle! 1.5217 0.04458 276 173 62 41
235 The truth really wouldn't have made much of a story for Melville would it? 1.5217 0.04277 276 167 74 35
236 Oh quit your blubbering, I was here first. 1.5204 0.04330 269 163 72 34
237 I swore I would follow you to the ends of the Earth, did you really think you'd be safe in the snack aisle? 1.5200 0.03712 325 188 105 32
238 I think the plankton are on aisle three. 1.5199 0.03918 327 198 88 41
239 You know, it was more fun when we had a little distance in our relationship. 1.5199 0.04142 277 164 82 31
240 Relax, I'm looking for Harpoon beer. Not everything is about you. 1.5197 0.04007 304 182 86 36
241 Yes, the second ingredient says giant squid. 1.5194 0.04107 283 168 83 32
242 I’ve searched for you round Good Hope, round the Horn, and here you are in the bread aisle.” 1.5190 0.04015 289 170 88 31
243 Yes, they're frozen fish sticks. Stop your blubbering. 1.5182 0.04207 274 164 78 32
244 You were supposed to be a metaphor. 1.5178 0.04250 253 148 79 26
245 For the millionth time, I will not call you Ishmael... Now stop following me. 1.5175 0.04253 286 176 72 38
246 Call me Ishmael or call me cheap, these kelp chips are still overpriced. 1.5166 0.04161 302 187 74 41
247 Let me guess, you want the Cap’n Crunch? 1.5164 0.04034 304 184 83 37
248 Dear god, can't you give me even one moment's peace? 1.5162 0.03969 308 185 87 36
249 Talk about a severe reaction to the second shot! 1.5150 0.04527 266 168 59 39
250 No, my name's Miles, but this is the third time I've been mistaken for Ahab. Is he a friend of yours? 1.5137 0.03955 292 172 90 30
251 Long time no see! Did you get Pfizer or Moderna? 1.5137 0.04270 292 183 68 41
252 Back up, Dick. 1.5133 0.04305 263 159 73 31
253 Yes, I just saw it. Blowhole ointment- aisle 7. 1.5128 0.04376 273 170 66 37
254 Is this your idea of a joke...Captain Crunch? 1.5100 0.04422 251 153 68 30
255 I said isle, not aisle. 1.5100 0.04422 251 153 68 30
256 Were you behind me the whole time? 1.5097 0.04107 259 151 84 24
257 Must thou follow me everywhere even as I seek thee in my thoughts? 1.5090 0.04183 279 170 76 33
258 I think the announcement said, yourmask needs to cover your mouth and your blow hole. 1.5077 0.04342 260 159 70 31
259 I thought you'd be in the fiction aisle. 1.5077 0.04342 260 159 70 31
260 No, you're mistaken—I lost it in a motorcycle accident. 1.5076 0.04226 264 159 76 29
261 Yeah, well now I'm obsessed with these sea salt and vinegar chips. 1.5075 0.04236 266 161 75 30
262 Do I know you from work? 1.5062 0.04220 243 142 78 22
263 Well, these cost an arm and a leg! 1.5058 0.04130 257 151 82 24
264 'Onwards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee!' Oh, Oreos? Aisle 4." 1.5057 0.04380 265 165 66 34
265 With sea salt? 1.5056 0.04067 269 159 84 26
266 They’re only shaped like fish, I promise. 1.5055 0.04156 273 165 78 30
267 No, it's plant-based imitation whale meat. 1.5051 0.03965 297 179 86 32
268 You're going to need a bigger cart. 1.5041 0.04327 244 146 73 25
269 Retirement is okay, but I sure do miss the chase. 1.5041 0.04003 244 138 89 17
270 If you've read Moby Dick then you know this doesn't end well for either of us. 1.5021 0.04656 237 149 57 31
271 Must everything we do turn into a saga? 1.5021 0.04417 243 148 68 27
272 What do you mean, I'm the dick? 1.5020 0.04429 245 150 67 28
273 Hey, don't be a Dick. 1.5020 0.04766 249 163 47 39
274 No, you can’t get a krilled cheese sandwich here. 1.5020 0.04557 249 157 59 33
275 Sorry to bother you, but has anyone ever mentioned you look just like Moby Dick? 1.5020 0.04109 249 145 83 21
276 Call me famished 1.5020 0.04387 251 154 68 29
277 After 170 years you’re not my only obsession anymore. I make bread now. Lots of bread. 1.5019 0.04415 257 160 65 32
278 No, Captain Crunch is the cereal isle. 1.5019 0.04373 263 164 66 33
279 Of all the grocery stores in the all the town in all the world… 1.5018 0.04307 271 169 68 34
280 You really do find what you're looking for where you least expect it. 1.5018 0.04184 279 172 74 33
281 Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run. And I have a coupon. 1.5000 0.04700 258 170 47 41
282 In that moment, Ahab realized, maybe he had been a little obsessed. 1.5000 0.04279 268 166 70 32
283 What are you spouting about now? 1.4981 0.04239 257 156 74 27
284 No I am not actually THAT Ahab. 1.4980 0.04263 249 150 74 25
285 I take it you're here for the Blowout Sales? 1.4979 0.04286 241 144 74 23
286 How’s about some Cap’n Crunch? 1.4979 0.04433 233 141 68 24
287 I’m obsessed with these but they cost an arm and a leg. 1.4978 0.04708 231 146 55 30
288 Sea salt? It’s on aisle 2. 1.4963 0.04078 268 161 81 26
289 No,not the organic. It costs an arm and a leg. 1.4961 0.04281 258 161 66 30
290 Of all the food joints, in all the towns. in all the world . . 1.4961 0.04454 254 160 62 32
291 Vengeance? Aisle five. 1.4959 0.04327 244 148 71 25
292 Now who's chasing whom? 1.4959 0.04273 242 145 74 23
293 Water? Aisle nine. 1.4958 0.04339 240 145 71 24
294 I’m obsessed with Goldfish now 1.4957 0.04662 234 148 56 30
295 Are you responsible for the wet floor in aisle four? 1.4957 0.04258 230 135 76 19
296 I know you like to eat Fish and Ships, but I don't think it's funny! 1.4956 0.04631 228 141 58 27
297 I'm not trying to be difficult. But at some point we have to tell our families. 1.4949 0.04106 297 187 73 37
298 Mask your blowhole and scoot back 1.4941 0.04214 253 153 75 25
299 Yes, blubber boy, they are low cal. 1.4934 0.04646 227 142 58 27
300 I never pegged you as a Whole Foods guy 1.4933 0.04443 223 134 68 21
301 My therapist says these interactions aren’t healthy for either of us. 1.4932 0.04518 221 134 65 22
302 The way yer eyein the ‘Captain Crunch’ is makin me nervous. 1.4919 0.04415 246 153 65 28
303 Can you believe the price of krill these days? 1.4916 0.04406 238 146 67 25
304 But you don't even USE toilet paper! 1.4913 0.04642 230 145 57 28
305 You may not remember me. I’ve been looking for you everywhere. 1.4912 0.04373 228 137 70 21
306 Plain or sea salt? 1.4912 0.04401 226 136 69 21
307 You’ll love it, it’s actually tuna, they just call it Chicken of the Sea. 1.4912 0.04745 226 144 53 29
308 When I said we are forever bound together, I was speaking metaphorically. 1.4910 0.04271 222 130 75 17
309 Sorry for the whole hunting thing, that was a really tough time in my life. 1.4908 0.04251 218 129 72 17
310 Would Cheerios be OK? Looks like they’re out of Cap’n Crunch. 1.4901 0.04214 253 154 74 25
311 Looking for the krill aisle? 1.4893 0.04349 233 141 70 22
312 I have a life outside of YOU, you know. 1.4890 0.04518 227 140 63 24
313 I used to think my nemesis was you, but it's actually trans fat. 1.4887 0.04563 221 136 62 23
314 God, I haven’t seen you since high school! 1.4884 0.04748 215 135 55 25
315 From where I stand, any change in your eating habits would be an improvement. 1.4873 0.04350 236 144 69 23
316 Krill? They are in aisle 13 with frozen foods. 1.4870 0.04475 230 142 64 24
317 Did you really just say "ramming speed?" 1.4866 0.04606 224 140 59 25
318 Why do I have the feeling we’ve met? 1.4860 0.04764 214 135 54 25
319 Telling me to shake a leg is not funny any more. 1.4857 0.04639 210 129 60 21
320 Still? Really? 1.4847 0.04446 229 141 65 23
321 Sea Salt and Vinegar? 1.4844 0.04028 256 153 82 21
322 You look familiar to me too. Bering Sea, 1747? 1.4836 0.04591 213 131 61 21
323 Ah, there you blow. 1.4829 0.04670 205 126 59 20
324 During my years of pursuing you, I expected a more exciting life together. 1.4829 0.04202 263 164 71 28
325 Quick, go to the other line. The crew can't see us together like this. 1.4815 0.04821 216 139 50 27
326 What?? It was just a book. 1.4813 0.04364 241 150 66 25
327 No, I'm Captain Rehab. 1.4813 0.04623 214 133 59 22
328 Yes! For the 100th time ! We'll only get Dolphin safe Tuna. 1.4813 0.04527 214 131 63 20
329 Have we met ? You look familiar . 1.4808 0.04671 208 129 58 21
330 Please, Mr. Dick is my father. Call me Moby. 1.4808 0.04720 208 130 56 22
331 You haven't read the book, have you? 'cause in the book, I'm the one who obsessively follows you. 1.4803 0.04314 229 139 70 20
332 What,haven't you ever seen a fish out of water? 1.4803 0.04857 229 152 44 33
333 I told you we have plankton at home. 1.4793 0.04668 217 137 56 24
334 Have you called Ishmael lately? 1.4791 0.04746 215 137 53 25
335 Actually, the sign says "Whole Foods" 1.4789 0.05180 213 145 34 34
336 That's right, Goldfish. You gotta problem with that? 1.4789 0.04542 213 131 62 20
337 No, no krill flavored. How about sea salt & vinegar? 1.4787 0.04766 211 134 53 24
338 Excuse me, passing on your starboard. 1.4784 0.04528 232 147 59 26
339 Wrong aisle. You need both fins and scales to be in the kosher section. 1.4780 0.04669 205 127 58 20
340 So, now you have to follow ME everywhere? 1.4780 0.04820 205 130 52 23
341 It's this Covid-19 toilet paper thing. Not every obsessive quest is about you. 1.4776 0.04464 245 157 59 29
342 Melville had it all wrong: You’re the one obsessively following ME! 1.4774 0.04716 199 123 57 19
343 Of all the supermarkets in all the towns, you walk into mine. 1.4774 0.04770 199 124 55 20
344 You chasing me now? 1.4773 0.04484 220 136 63 21
345 Hemmingway's lesser known work, The Old Man and the A & P." 1.4769 0.04864 216 141 47 28
346 This only works if I follow you. 1.4764 0.04654 212 133 57 22
347 Still looking for something bite-sized? 1.4764 0.04654 212 133 57 22
348 Oh for Pete's sake, can't you just leave me alone? 1.4762 0.04501 231 146 60 25
349 Gummy Worms or Goldfish? 1.4760 0.04307 208 123 71 14
350 Wait! Wasn't I following You!?! 1.4760 0.04768 208 132 53 23
351 I like this ending better than the original. 1.4752 0.04639 202 127 54 20
352 I see you got the tuna as well. 1.4749 0.04545 219 137 60 22
353 When we get to the sushi bar, hide. 1.4744 0.04606 215 135 58 22
354 During the chase, I thought catching you would be so exciting and adventurous but everything has turned...so domestic. I just don’t know anymore. 1.4735 0.04783 226 149 47 30
355 No, I was born with one leg. Why do you ask? 1.4734 0.04685 207 130 56 21
356 Should we try sea salt this time? 1.4732 0.04471 224 140 62 22
357 I may be monomaniacal, but you’re a dick. 1.4726 0.05137 201 134 39 28
358 The convenience is nice, but I miss the chase. 1.4726 0.04838 201 128 51 22
359 One of us is having a bizarre dream, and I'm hoping it's you. 1.4725 0.04513 218 136 61 21
360 If you keep following me like this people will think you're obsessed. 1.4720 0.04476 214 132 63 19
361 Ishmael left Manhattan last year,but I heard he's thinking of moving back. 1.4718 0.04729 195 121 56 18
362 This costs an arm and a ...... oh, hi... 1.4718 0.04894 195 124 50 21
363 Never been to sea - why do you ask? 1.4717 0.04355 212 128 68 16
364 Could you stay back one fathom? 1.4714 0.04435 210 128 65 17
365 Call Ishmael. See if these are the ones he wanted. 1.4712 0.04815 208 134 50 24
366 Do you think they’re staring at us because we forgot our masks? 1.4709 0.04701 206 130 55 21
367 Do you still like tuna as an appetizer? 1.4706 0.04931 187 118 50 19
368 Do you ever miss the drama in our relationship? 1.4703 0.04589 219 139 57 23
369 Following me again? I thought we agreed that Costco was neutral turf. 1.4703 0.04717 202 126 55 20
370 It says baleen friendly. 1.4703 0.04820 202 129 51 22
371 I mean, I SAY I've read it, but you know how it goes - you make it through the first two chapters, and just sort of pick up the rest from TV and things. 1.4700 0.04534 200 122 62 16
372 Funny, I thought our first encounter would be our last! 1.4697 0.04509 198 120 63 15
373 Alright, alright! We’ll get the goldfish. Must I always grapple with thee? 1.4692 0.04716 211 135 53 23
374 Whale whale whale, look who it is. 1.4692 0.04716 211 135 53 23
375 It's so weird seeing your co-workers in the 'real world' 1.4691 0.04689 194 120 56 17
376 The chase was exciting, but now that we're together, the krill is. gone. 1.4688 0.05058 192 125 44 23
377 Ahab had always heard you find The One when you stop looking, but Tuesday in Aisle 7 was still a surprise 1.4686 0.05068 207 139 39 29
378 So - you’re a cereal killer now? 1.4680 0.04751 203 129 53 21
379 Ironic really, you following me and me with the last bag of squid. 1.4677 0.04680 201 126 56 19
380 If you don't stop complaining I'm going to call you Mopey Dick. 1.4667 0.04838 195 124 51 20
381 How did you feel after your second shot? 1.4667 0.04683 210 134 54 22
382 Cut it out! I'm supposed be stalking YOU! 1.4663 0.04818 193 122 52 19
383 What? Oh tuna is on aisle 9 1.4660 0.04440 206 126 64 16
384 I’ve always wondered, do these taste even remotely like goldfish? 1.4657 0.04577 204 127 59 18
385 The fish and ships are in aisle five. 1.4657 0.04630 204 128 57 19
386 Look who's stalking. 1.4653 0.04818 202 130 50 22
387 According to the script, I'm supposed to be following you. 1.4650 0.04532 200 123 61 16
388 Do not eat the plastic! 1.4650 0.04854 200 128 49 22
389 This is awkward. 1.4646 0.04675 198 124 56 18
390 ‘Well of course people are staring.’ 1.4643 0.04873 196 126 49 21
391 We're gonna need a bigger cart. 1.4641 0.05120 209 143 35 31
392 Karma...You got my leg, I’m getting fish. 1.4639 0.04630 194 120 58 16
393 You want a piece of me? 1.4637 0.05211 179 117 41 21
394 It wasn't enough you sank my damn boat; now you want my fish sticks? 1.4634 0.04766 205 132 51 22
395 The judge said 300ft, Ahab! 1.4632 0.05041 190 124 44 22
396 Go ahead, call me Fish Meal! 1.4629 0.04651 229 151 50 28
397 Shut your blowhole; I only have nine items. 1.4615 0.05027 182 117 46 19
398 Look, this isn't the place for unfinished business. 1.4615 0.05087 182 118 44 20
399 No, I'm Captain Rahab. I have no idea who you're talking about. 1.4615 0.05027 182 117 46 19
400 You have to admit it is quicker then spending all day out at sea. 1.4615 0.05027 182 117 46 19
401 Call me Ishmael again and you can forget that latte at Starbucks! 1.4612 0.04491 206 128 61 17
402 I just don't think about you anymore. Now stay 50 feet from me. 1.4611 0.04872 193 124 49 20
403 I saw that ! Put the Goldfish back. 1.4607 0.04909 191 123 48 20
404 Social distancing for you is six nautical miles” 1.4602 0.05088 176 113 45 18
405 So I see you’ve decided to stop playing hard to get. 1.4593 0.04598 209 133 56 20
406 HELLO! Social distancing and a mask! 1.4593 0.04746 209 136 50 23
407 Well call me Ishmael, look who I've run into. 1.4591 0.04570 220 142 55 23
408 Stop calling me Ishmael and I’ll stop calling you Free-Willy. 1.4588 0.04962 194 127 45 22
409 This week, can we do more salmon and less krill? 1.4588 0.04510 194 119 61 14
410 Take it easy, it's tuna. 1.4565 0.05160 184 122 40 22
411 Revenge? No, that's in the frozen section. 1.4561 0.05325 171 113 38 20
412 The goldfish are mine. 1.4560 0.04643 193 121 56 16
413 'I go by Richard now' 1.4560 0.04701 193 122 54 17
414 There's nothing worse than running into your -ex at the grocery store. 1.4555 0.04617 191 119 57 15
415 Don't get me wrong...I don't hate *all* white whales. 1.4550 0.04651 189 118 56 15
416 These, are my new obsession. 1.4550 0.04771 200 132 46 22
417 OK, OK, I see how it feels to be stalked. 1.4550 0.04745 200 129 51 20
418 You remind me of someone I once knew 1.4545 0.05085 176 114 44 18
419 Krill? Um, you just passed it. aisle 4. 1.4545 0.05040 187 123 43 21
420 I always thought they said I would find him in the “wild sea”, but now I realize they said “aisle 3” 1.4545 0.05085 176 114 44 18
421 Call this fishmeal. 1.4541 0.04473 207 130 60 17
422 My name is not Ishmael. Please stop calling me that. 1.4540 0.05127 174 113 43 18
423 I too have one bad wheel. 1.4537 0.04630 216 141 52 23
424 I told you things would go back to normal after the vaccine 1.4537 0.04583 216 140 54 22
425 Tuna? Aisle six. 1.4536 0.04739 194 124 52 18
426 I'm just not that into you anymore. 1.4535 0.05170 172 112 42 18
427 The fish counter? Over thar. 1.4524 0.05327 168 111 38 19
428 One more time: it's WHOLE Foods. With an O. 1.4520 0.05310 177 119 36 22
429 Now you're just trolling me. 1.4516 0.04613 217 142 52 23
430 They're NOT goldfish." "They're just crackers SHAPED like goldfish. 1.4511 0.04861 184 118 49 17
431 It wasn't personal, you know. 1.4510 0.04675 204 132 52 20
432 I told you, no more Cap’n Crunch. 1.4508 0.04867 193 126 47 20
433 Did you just say, 'Hop to it'? 1.4505 0.05199 182 122 38 22
434 What are the odds? I finally quit searching for you and here you are in the snack aisle! 1.4505 0.05021 182 119 44 19
435 You should like this - it contains sea salt 1.4502 0.04462 211 134 59 18
436 But is it free-range krill? 1.4497 0.04827 189 122 49 18
437 Are you still mad at me? 1.4492 0.04744 187 119 52 16
438 It's not like it's a harpoon--it's just a vaccine. 1.4491 0.05212 167 109 41 17
439 Look! You have to stop stalking me - it was over when I let go the line. 1.4481 0.04939 183 119 46 18
440 After this we'll swing by Starbuck's. 1.4479 0.04940 192 127 44 21
441 I’d get my revenge here and now if this state had an open carry harpoon law 1.4478 0.04724 201 131 50 20
442 I thought it was you earlier, but then I figured it was just a fluke. 1.4477 0.05101 172 111 42 16
443 Are you trying to kill me? Wear a mask! 1.4477 0.05101 172 112 43 17
444 Of all the supermarkets in all the world, you have to show up in mine! 1.4474 0.04383 190 116 63 11
445 I'm busy today, but could I catch you tomorrow? 1.4471 0.05076 170 110 44 16
446 We still need to find which aisle the plankton is on. 1.4469 0.04827 179 114 50 15
447 Do you have any idea how annoying it is to have someone following you? 1.4467 0.04683 197 127 52 18
448 Sorry, no one seems to know what aisle the krill is in. 1.4457 0.04858 184 119 46 17
449 Herman has to stop writing us into these awkward situations 1.4451 0.05136 164 106 43 15
450 It's always weird running into a coworker outside of the office. 1.4450 0.04690 209 138 49 22
451 How should I know if the giant squid is free range? 1.4444 0.04720 198 129 50 19
452 Must you follow me everywhere? 1.4444 0.05121 171 112 42 17
453 Hey, wow, this is the 1st time I've seen you outside of work" 1.4444 0.04571 207 134 54 19
454 I told you, when I wrote the list I meant OLIVE oil 1.4444 0.04954 162 102 48 12
455 Did you see they make a gluten-free krill option now? 1.4439 0.05035 187 125 41 21
456 Paging Ishmael to aisle 6, Ishmael to aisle 6 1.4438 0.05299 169 113 37 19
457 No hard feelings? 1.4438 0.04917 160 100 49 11
458 These krill chips are terrif. 1.4427 0.04593 192 122 55 15
459 Ah yes, I was just going to put back the sushi. 1.4425 0.04989 174 113 45 16
460 Stay back a fathom, please, a fathom! 1.4420 0.04975 181 119 44 18
461 I’m absolutely obsessed with these. 1.4415 0.04721 188 121 51 16
462 Melville’s sequel lacked the drama and mystery of the original 1.4413 0.05077 179 119 41 19
463 I am on a quest for the white tuna. 1.4412 0.04933 170 109 47 14
464 Krill or plankton, your call?" 1.4409 0.04695 186 119 52 15
465 You see all kinds of people in Whalemart 1.4409 0.04756 186 120 50 16
466 Wait... I thought I was supposed to follow you...! 1.4398 0.05159 166 109 41 16
467 So I guess that’s what happens when sea levels rise.. 1.4396 0.04702 182 116 52 14
468 Quit your blubbering. I've got the kind you like. 1.4393 0.04871 173 111 48 14
469 No. I’m his cousin, Toby. 1.4393 0.05140 173 115 40 18
470 Hast thou tasted the Krill Chips? 1.4392 0.04581 189 120 55 14
471 Family Size" is the largest. Let's get two bags 1.4386 0.04769 171 107 51 12
472 Where have you been? 1.4385 0.04614 187 119 54 14
473 Seriously? Don’t we see enough of each other at work? 1.4382 0.04708 178 113 52 13
474 You’ve been following me all day. Let’s call it even. 1.4381 0.04615 194 125 53 16
475 Krill? I think it's on Aisle 8. 1.4381 0.04950 194 131 41 22
476 Ahab? No. My name is Jonah. 1.4378 0.04648 185 118 53 14
477 Captain Ahab snagged the last bag of Chips Ahoy and thus was born Moby's vendetta against him. 1.4378 0.04711 185 119 51 15
478 On the way out, we'll stop at Starbucks. 1.4371 0.05475 167 115 31 21
479 It's true I'm a one-legged man in an archaic outfit, but you are truly a fish out of water. 1.4365 0.04718 181 116 51 14
480 At last, we meet 1.4359 0.04539 195 125 55 15
481 Ahab? 1.4353 0.05136 170 113 40 17
482 This was the moment when Ahab realized he had violated Rule #1: Never leave the house without a harpoon! 1.4348 0.05045 161 104 44 13
483 Oh sure, NOW you're the vegetarian..... 1.4343 0.04476 175 108 58 9
484 Would you recommend this brand of shrimp? 1.4341 0.04633 182 116 53 13
485 Captain Crunch? That's the next aisle over. 1.4340 0.05243 159 105 39 15
486 Now who's the one obsessed? 1.4337 0.04937 166 107 46 13
487 And to think I called the Ancient Mariner crazy when he swore he saw the albatross in Costco. 1.4337 0.05294 166 112 36 18
488 You already took my leg, my ship. Stop following me. 1.4335 0.05070 173 115 41 17
489 No, I'm not the elephant in the room 1.4331 0.05213 157 103 40 14
490 I have a restraining order! 1.4329 0.05053 164 107 43 14
491 No, I dont know where the fish department is. 1.4324 0.04809 148 91 50 7
492 Well, call me Ishmael! They make plankton flavor now. 1.4321 0.05245 162 108 38 16
493 Oh, I'm sorry, am I moving too slow? Kinda your fault dude. 1.4318 0.05070 176 118 40 18
494 yes they are called "fishsticks" but don't worry. They're not really made of fish. 1.4318 0.04739 176 113 50 13
495 I've been searching all over for you! 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
496 Krill? That’s aisle three. 1.4309 0.04967 181 121 42 18
497 We can pick up the coffee at Starbucks. 1.4308 0.04707 195 129 48 18
498 Oh, great. After roaming the ocean for years, this is where I spot you. 1.4308 0.04927 195 133 40 22
499 Stop following me! I told you we're splitting the list. I’m getting the cocktail sauce. You get the shrimp. 1.4302 0.05069 179 121 39 19
500 sea salt and prawn cocktail okay with you? 1.4302 0.04880 179 118 45 16
501 Let’s not make this weird. 1.4302 0.05069 179 121 39 19
502 Excuse me . I'm looking for the Ishm-aisle. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
503 Yo, 6 feet, blubberpuss. 1.4294 0.04853 170 110 47 13
504 Coincidence, Captain Ahab, just a coincidence… 1.4286 0.05311 168 115 34 19
505 Chips Ahoy! 1.4286 0.04863 154 97 48 9
506 It's organic plankton 1.4286 0.04824 175 114 47 14
507 What a fluke,meeting you here! 1.4286 0.05106 168 112 40 16
508 Let’s address the whale in the room 1.4286 0.05361 154 103 36 15
509 You never called me, Ishmael... 1.4286 0.05089 175 118 39 18
510 Call these Delishmael. 1.4279 0.04658 201 134 48 19
511 Whale, whale, whale. We meet again. 1.4278 0.05047 180 122 39 19
512 Relax Ahab, I’ve become a vegan. 1.4276 0.05330 152 101 37 14
513 I thought you already had enough of me. 1.4269 0.05175 171 116 37 18
514 It’s 6 feet apart from the nose, not the tail. 1.4269 0.04901 171 112 45 14
515 Sea salt flavor okay? 1.4269 0.05108 171 115 39 17
516 These go straight to my peg. 1.4267 0.05125 150 97 42 11
517 My leg wasn’t enough, huh? 1.4261 0.05066 176 119 39 18
518 The Call-Me-Ish-Meals are on sale. 1.4259 0.05240 162 109 37 16
519 It figures you'd show up on the one day I left my harpoon at home. 1.4259 0.04659 162 108 38 13
520 Are you still blubbering?! 1.4258 0.05174 155 102 40 13
521 Oh, shit 1.4258 0.05639 155 108 28 19
522 Forget about it. At least I get to use the handicap parking. 1.4255 0.05535 141 94 34 13
523 I told you never to call me Ishmael in public! 1.4250 0.05287 160 108 36 16
524 High in fiber, blowhole friendly. 1.4247 0.05309 146 96 38 12
525 Get some krill on aisle 3 and stop looking at my other leg. 1.4247 0.05484 146 98 34 14
526 No more Captain Crunch! 1.4247 0.05654 146 100 30 16
527 I've been looking for you! 1.4236 0.05081 144 92 43 9
528 Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying...oh, sorry, thought you were someone else. Plankton's on aisle 5. 1.4233 0.04749 189 126 46 17
529 They call me Ishmael. Why do you ask? 1.4233 0.04980 189 130 38 21
530 I would feel safer if you were six feet away and wearing a mask. 1.4226 0.05101 168 113 39 16
531 I’m sorry I ever caught you. You’re eating me out of house and home! 1.4224 0.05334 161 110 34 17
532 You really don't have any boundaries, do you. 1.4224 0.05186 161 108 38 15
533 Can we get a different flavor of chips? I'm getting tired of Sea Salt 1.4220 0.04572 173 110 53 10
534 No...I like the little goldfish ones in the box. 1.4217 0.04852 166 108 46 12
535 The krill is two aisles over next to the 'chicken of the sea'. 1.4201 0.05077 169 114 39 16
536 Ishmael will never believe this! 1.4200 0.05374 150 101 35 14
537 That dolphin safe label? I could tell you stories" 1.4195 0.05103 174 119 37 18
538 You really think you are six fathoms from me? 1.4194 0.05405 155 106 33 16
539 I’ve been hoping to run into you 1.4194 0.05168 155 103 39 13
540 Excuse me, where can I find the human-safe canned shark? 1.4184 0.05435 141 94 35 12
541 It’s kale not krill. 1.4183 0.05214 153 102 38 13
542 I seriously doubt they carry seal. Did you check at the deli counter? 1.4182 0.05163 165 112 37 16
543 Sardines in oil or mustard? 1.4176 0.04983 170 114 41 15
544 I’ve moved on. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
545 I really wish you'd stop sneaking up on me like that. 1.4171 0.04813 175 116 45 14
546 Stop fretting, we’ll get your Cap’n Crunch cereal..and you call me obsessive! 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
547 Do you serve red or white wine with krill? 1.4157 0.04994 166 111 41 14
548 Toilet paper--now that’s elusive. 1.4156 0.05505 154 107 30 17
549 It appears salty snacks are both our nemeses. 1.4151 0.05226 159 108 36 15
550 Get it? I used to follow YOU. Irony. 1.4146 0.04962 164 109 42 13
551 Goldfish crackers. For Queequeg. 1.4145 0.04671 193 130 46 17
552 I shop here too. It's not always about you. 1.4145 0.05151 152 101 39 12
553 Why are you following me, are you after my other leg too? 1.4145 0.05479 152 105 31 16
554 Yes, I WAS able to find everything I was looking for! 1.4140 0.05273 157 107 35 15
555 You are mistaken. I’m Cantor Abrams, not Captain Ahab. 1.4140 0.05273 157 107 35 15
556 It was when Captain Ahab took the last box of cereal that the animosity between the two first began. 1.4140 0.04855 186 127 41 18
557 Call Ishmael. I left the list in the galley. 1.4136 0.04848 162 106 45 11
558 I'm afraid you've confused me with somebody else. I've never owned a harpoon. 1.4133 0.05611 150 105 28 17
559 Fine, we'll get the dolphin safe tuna fish, ya big baby. 1.4133 0.05111 150 99 40 11
560 Spicy krill or regular? 1.4133 0.04652 150 94 50 6
561 You look like you've just seen a ghost. 1.4130 0.05793 138 96 27 15
562 i’m thinking about the shrimp. how about you? 1.4126 0.05188 143 94 39 10
563 I guess things have gotten pretty dull for both of us since the world switched to petroleum 1.4125 0.05123 160 108 38 14
564 No, I haven't thought about you at all - why do you ask? 1.4122 0.05905 148 107 21 20
565 It's bad enough that you took my leg. Now you're food shaming me. 1.4114 0.04762 158 102 47 9
566 I’m, like, OBSESSED with these. 1.4114 0.04929 158 104 43 11
567 Wow. Thought we were both extinct. 1.4113 0.05139 141 92 40 9
568 Moby, is that you?? 1.4111 0.04843 180 122 42 16
569 ...”Cost an arm and a leg”? Yet another insensitive idiom choice, you monster. 1.4110 0.04979 163 109 41 13
570 I have an unused coupon for ...I can’t believe it’s not blubber. 1.4110 0.05202 163 112 35 16
571 I’ve been thinking: how about I buy the groceries from now on, and you pick up the water bill? 1.4106 0.05338 151 103 34 14
572 Will you stop following me? 1.4106 0.05170 151 101 38 12
573 It's the same as the named brand krill. 1.4106 0.05420 151 104 32 15
574 You don’t need to start every grocery list with Call me Ishmael. 1.4104 0.04845 173 116 43 14
575 Oh, hi, Ishmael. Wow, I had the weirdest dream last night! 1.4101 0.05009 178 123 37 18
576 You thought 2020 was weird 1.4097 0.05611 144 100 29 15
577 Could you please put your mask on? 1.4096 0.05203 166 115 34 17
578 It’s hard to believe that we were once protagonists in The Great American Novel. 1.4094 0.05130 149 99 39 11
579 You wouldn't believe how long I've been hunting for these. 1.4094 0.04950 149 97 43 9
580 Can you believe they named that coffee business after Starbuck? 1.4094 0.05023 171 117 38 16
581 I didn’t expect to find you in the kosher aisle. 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
582 Dost thee know this line is ten items or less? 1.4088 0.05632 137 94 30 13
583 Blubbering won't get you any treats. 1.4083 0.04852 169 113 43 13
584 You could use a little plankton in your diet. 1.4083 0.04852 169 113 43 13
585 So you're the other white meat. 1.4079 0.05143 152 102 38 12
586 Wait a minute! Have you been behind me the whole time? 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
587 You want the solid albacore or chunk lite? 1.4076 0.05266 157 108 34 15
588 We've been over this, the tuna is for the cat. 1.4076 0.04946 157 104 42 11
589 Oarsmen! Harpooners! Make haste to the Aisle of Three! 1.4076 0.05028 157 105 40 12
590 Now YOU’re following me 1.4072 0.04741 167 110 46 11
591 This costs an arm. 1.4062 0.06119 128 91 22 15
592 Frozen shrimp? You're the master of the world’s oceans....and you choose frozen shrimp? 1.4058 0.05208 138 91 38 9
593 What will they notice first? The fact that I’m a whale shopping or that I’m not wearing a mask? 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
594 You had your chance. You played hard-to-get. It's over. 1.4054 0.05410 148 102 32 14
595 They're out of the krill chips you like. Are Doritos OK instead? 1.4054 0.05324 148 101 34 13
596 I got a text from your friend that just said, "Call me, Ishmael." Do you know what that's about? 1.4054 0.05577 148 104 28 16
597 Oh! So now you're a vegan. 1.4049 0.05195 163 113 34 16
598 Ocean Spray is in the next isle. 1.4049 0.04895 163 109 42 12
599 I thought we settled this a long time ago. 1.4044 0.04937 136 85 42 6
600 I would love some human tonight, but I just read in the paper that they're unsustainable and riddled with plastics 1.4041 0.05196 146 98 37 11
601 Moby, they are out of krill-flavored, so ranch or barbeque? 1.4037 0.05166 161 111 35 15
602 Six feet, buddy! Don't be such a dick! 1.4036 0.04981 166 113 39 14
603 Think I'm going overboard? 1.4032 0.05941 124 86 26 12
604 Water under the bridge. Shrimp crisps? 1.4032 0.05600 124 83 32 9
605 Aye, 'tis a small world. 1.4029 0.05376 139 94 34 11
606 OK, let’s not make a scene in here but I have been looking for you ! 1.4029 0.05376 139 94 34 11
607 Sorry about the kerfuffle in the parking lot with the harpoon. 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
608 Now who's a stalker? 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
609 No, the 'whale of a deal' day is on Wednesdays. 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
610 Listen here, Moby, this isn't how the story goes. 1.4026 0.05491 154 109 28 17
611 If you weren't such A Dick, I'd let you pass. 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
612 Well, call me fish meal! 1.4024 0.05241 164 115 32 17
613 Sorry Pal, they are fresh out of plankton. 1.4024 0.05097 164 113 36 15
614 Harpoon repellent is in aisle 5. 1.4014 0.05480 142 98 31 13
615 Can you believe what Ishmael has been saying about us? 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
616 Did you get the little spears for the appetizers? 1.4012 0.05101 167 116 35 16
617 So do you wear the mask over your blowhole or what? 1.4000 0.05029 145 96 40 9
618 Yeah, but you don't have to be a dick about it! 1.4000 0.05551 160 116 24 20
619 You’re giving me diet advice? 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
620 I told you to re-read the book! I'm supposed to be going after you 1.4000 0.04721 155 101 45 8
621 I don’t care if Santiago took his marlin to the all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet. 1.4000 0.05448 125 83 34 8
622 « We’re gonna need a bigger cart. » 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
623 Have you tried the pretzel-flavored Goldfish? 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
624 And you have the nerve to say that I'm the one who's obsessed! 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
625 Isn’t it odd that we both ended up picking a place with no Starbucks? 1.3986 0.05402 148 103 31 14
626 Look, I'm just not obsessed with you any more. 1.3986 0.04958 148 98 41 9
627 Whale, whale, whale... look who's here! 1.3986 0.05448 143 99 31 13
628 Seriously? I spent the whole dang whaling season searching for you 1.3986 0.05398 138 94 33 11
629 I really wasn’t expecting to find you here. 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
630 Yes, they're Cape Cod chips. Is that alright with you? 1.3974 0.05119 156 107 36 13
631 Look, not everything has to be certified dolphin safe. 1.3974 0.05432 156 111 28 17
632 What a fluke, running into you here!" 1.3971 0.05648 136 95 28 13
633 The enduring relationship of Ahab and Moby was a testament to the value of sensitive couples counselling 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
634 Do I know you....you look familiar? 1.3968 0.05414 126 84 34 8
635 What are you making for the Greenpeace picnic? 1.3968 0.05174 126 82 38 6
636 Of course there are no hard feelings. It was an accident. 1.3966 0.04740 174 118 43 13
637 You would not believe how obsessed I am with these chips. 1.3963 0.04825 164 118 30 16
638 Have you tried chicken? It's the fish of the land. 1.3962 0.05355 159 113 29 17
639 Are you looking for the Kosher Plankton? 1.3962 0.05429 159 114 27 18
640 So, Dick, now YOU'RE stalking ME. 1.3960 0.05287 149 102 33 13
641 No hard feelings, I hope. I’m vegan now. 1.3955 0.05506 134 92 31 11
642 My new obsession is breadmaking. 1.3955 0.05192 134 89 37 8
643 Am I going to have to get a restraining order? 1.3955 0.05082 134 88 39 7
644 If I pay, will you spit my leg out? 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
645 Isn’t it liberating to be seen as more than just a metaphor? 1.3949 0.04930 157 106 40 11
646 Aye, so this is what happens when a careless editor confuses ‘isles’ and ‘aisles’. 1.3946 0.05423 147 103 30 14
647 Small world, isn't it? 1.3944 0.05285 142 97 34 11
648 It’s a little late for “sorry.” 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
649 Do we have enough tartar sauce at home? 1.3941 0.04886 170 117 39 14
650 Say, I know you. I never forget a face. Just give me a minute. 1.3939 0.05867 132 94 24 14
651 I told you... there is no ingredient called Deep Sea Salt. 1.3939 0.05351 132 89 34 9
652 Do you know what it feels like to be followed all over the place? 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
653 Whale” sounds so derogatory. I would prefer Ocean American. 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
654 Emotional support animal doesn't necessarily specify what kind of emotion. 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
655 Go ahead, I'll follow you. 1.3929 0.05525 140 98 29 13
656 Don't be a Dick. Stop stalking me. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 28 12
657 I knew your father and he had terrible taste. 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
658 Well this takes a bit of the drama out of it. 1.3923 0.05405 130 88 33 9
659 Out of the water you look like a marshmallow 1.3920 0.05781 125 86 27 11
660 I won't have any of your blubber. 1.3919 0.05131 148 101 36 11
661 You won't know if it really tastes like squid unless you try it... 1.3919 0.05220 148 102 34 12
662 Did you remember to bring that coupon for canned tuna? 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
663 You look like someone who would know! Would you recommend these fish flakes for my gold fish? 1.3916 0.05529 143 101 28 14
664 A whale and a rabbi walked into a grocery store.... 1.3916 0.05439 143 100 30 13
665 The sweet 'n' sour? Or salt 'n' krill? 1.3913 0.05084 138 97 30 11
666 This cannot be a coincidence. 1.3913 0.05619 115 77 31 7
667 Stop worrying. They only put tuna in those little cans. 1.3910 0.05211 133 89 36 8
668 About 90% of our whale songs are actually about chocolate 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
669 If we don't hurry up, we'll be late to couples counseling. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
670 For heavens sake, get over it. 1.3899 0.05272 159 113 30 16
671 No, Ishmael is my cousin... 1.3899 0.04961 159 109 38 12
672 All these years and not ONCE have you said you were sorry. 1.3898 0.05387 118 78 34 6
673 I’m sorry but you look just like someone I’ve made it my life’s mission to hunt down and kill. 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
674 Excuse me but I believe we know each other. 1.3893 0.05191 149 103 34 12
675 Shouldn't I be after you? 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
676 The krill? That’d be aisle 5. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
677 You're Amish, right? People stare at me all the time too. 1.3885 0.05732 139 100 24 15
678 It's one thing to follow me everywhere, but do you have to yell 'Thar she blows' on every aisle" 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
679 If you're looking for beer, I hear that Harpoon is a very nice one. 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
680 Look, stop following me around, OK! What’s past is past. These days I only use virgin olive oil. 1.3881 0.05180 134 90 36 8
681 I accept your apology. Now go home. 1.3881 0.05495 134 93 30 11
682 I'll be the first to admit, I went a bit overboard on all the vengeance stuff. But to tell the truth, it’s been a win-win for both of us, don’t you think? 1.3881 0.05392 134 92 32 10
683 I'll call you whatever I please. 1.3876 0.05645 129 90 28 11
684 Of all the supermarkets, in all the towns, in all the world, you walk into mine. 1.3876 0.05856 129 92 24 13
685 You can't drop 8,000 lbs. and get a beach body with a cart full of shrimp chips! 1.3876 0.05314 129 87 34 8
686 Who’s the dick now? 1.3875 0.05169 160 113 32 15
687 I've been looking for you everywhere 1.3871 0.05368 155 111 28 16
688 Call me fish meal? 1.3867 0.05333 150 106 30 14
689 Seriously? The second I retire? 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
690 I guess it really is always in the last place you would look. 1.3866 0.05483 119 80 32 7
691 Starbuck?... look in the coffee aisle. 1.3862 0.05377 145 102 30 13
692 No Dick you are not "the one that got away". It was a Catch and release program. 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
693 ...Queequeg still runs that Tiki Bar in Brooklyn, Ishmael's doing the whole Los Angeles thing... 1.3860 0.05912 114 78 26 9
694 Just when I've stopped obsessing about you, I bump into you in the supermarket. 1.3857 0.05227 140 96 34 10
695 It would be really awkward if we ran into anybody we know. 1.3852 0.05755 122 85 27 10
696 You took my leg, let me have Doritos. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
697 I'm not trying to pick a fight, I'm just saying it's expensive. You know I wasn't the one who dragged us to San Francisco. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
698 Why so blue? 1.3852 0.05853 135 98 22 15
699 It's Ahab, not Aha! 1.3851 0.04831 161 110 40 11
700 Mobey, don’t be a dick 1.3846 0.05492 156 114 24 18
701 Moby, you Dick! 1.3846 0.06172 117 84 21 12
702 If you're looking for leg of man, it's in aisle 4. 1.3846 0.05393 130 93 24 11
703 First my leg, now my store card? 1.3841 0.04960 151 103 38 10
704 That's all it took? A frozen krill run to Whole Foods? 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
705 No, no, you misheard. I want a peaPOD. Not Pequod. 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
706 Don't think this changes anything. Once we check out I will be hunting you again. 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
707 They're not for you. They're for Ishmael. 1.3836 0.05167 146 101 34 11
708 Look, Moby, shopping together is part of our conflict resolution agreement, so 'get on board'! See what I did there? 1.3835 0.05517 133 93 29 11
709 I'm making calamari tonight. Want to come over? 1.3831 0.04805 154 104 41 9
710 Can we not talk about work? 1.3830 0.04998 141 95 38 8
711 Shake a leg,buddy. You are slowing me down! 1.3830 0.05197 141 97 34 10
712 Hey! No hard feelings? 1.3828 0.05448 128 88 31 9
713 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
714 Quit your blubbering, it's 'dolphin safe' canned tuna. 1.3828 0.05217 128 86 35 7
715 Are these krill flavored any good? 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
716 After years of being mocked for his cetascopaphobia (fear of being watched by a whale), Gary felt strangely vindicated. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
717 You still mad about THAT? 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
718 This is what I get for shopping at Whale Foods. 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
719 You have to try these chips, I am OBSESSED 1.3819 0.05215 144 100 33 11
720 No. I'm sure you would be safe going into a Starbucks. 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
721 Do you want to get some Starbucks when we’re done shopping? 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
722 Yes, it's called Pirate's Booty but anybody can eat it. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
723 We need to talk about your obsession with Captain Crunch 1.3817 0.05679 131 93 26 12
724 Have you had these yet? I am obsessed with them. 1.3813 0.05246 139 96 33 10
725 Nantucket prices are an arm and a leg now! 1.3810 0.06053 126 92 20 14
726 How did I miss looking for you HERE? 1.3810 0.05730 126 89 26 11
727 I don't share your taste for Cap'n Crunch. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
728 Read any good books lately? 1.3806 0.05275 134 92 33 9
729 No, I don't need a plastic bag, where I come from we have millions 1.3806 0.05275 134 92 33 9
730 I know I was obsessed with you but now I'm obsessed with these new flaming hot Doritos. 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
731 Ahab? No, Amish. 1.3798 0.05739 129 92 25 12
732 Whale, Whale, Whale, what Ahab we here.... 1.3796 0.05495 137 97 28 12
733 It says here it’s a metaphor. 1.3796 0.05495 137 97 28 12
734 In your opinion, should I fry or just swallow these whole? 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
735 It’s only salmon OK? Relax ! 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
736 My psychiatrist said I would be seeing you. 1.3790 0.05562 124 84 29 9
737 I’m so glad we saw that relationship counselor. 1.3788 0.05327 132 91 32 9
738 Who doesn’t love Pirate’s Booty? 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
739 Honestly... I’m only chasing ketchup and toilet paper now. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
740 I guess there aren’t plenty of fish in the sea 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
741 How does it feel to be following me? 1.3782 0.05336 119 80 33 6
742 Listen, we’re proof that you CAN eat just one. 1.3780 0.05801 127 91 24 12
743 So that's what they meant by a Whale Of A Sale! 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
744 No junk food Moby. You just ate my leg this morning. 1.3769 0.05380 130 90 31 9
745 I could argue that physical distance for you should also be six feet, but I wouldn't have a leg to stand on. 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
746 No, I don't know where the sardines are, and if I did I wouldn't tell you. 1.3766 0.05457 154 113 24 17
747 Is thus the right kind of krill? 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
748 Let's get the kind with sea salt. 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
749 Go away. I'm no longer obsessed with you. 1.3759 0.05294 133 92 32 9
750 Yeah, I'm taking the last bag, so what? You want another piece of me?! 1.3759 0.04884 141 95 39 7
751 Plankton? Aisle four. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
752 Yikes! ‘Ishmael’s Fishmeal’ costs an arm and leg. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
753 Not as exciting as our younger days, is it? 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
754 I told you, they’re out of Captain Crunch. 1.3750 0.04696 152 110 30 12
755 Aye, the krill thou seekest are in aisle 3 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
756 I'm obsessed? You're the one with a cartload of these krill chips. 1.3750 0.05764 128 92 24 12
757 I already told you, Starbuck's getting the coffee. 1.3750 0.05764 128 92 24 12
758 Enougn with the Goldfish! I'm buying Cape Cod potato chips! 1.3741 0.05133 139 96 34 9
759 Well, if it isn't Captain Rehab! 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
760 No, I do not want to forgive and forget, okay? 1.3739 0.06232 115 84 19 12
761 Do you think anyone can tell we're mystery shoppers? 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
762 Find what you're looking for? 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
763 Finally, the Quaker Instant Krill has hit shelves. 1.3730 0.05716 126 90 25 11
764 You're just being paranoid if you think some writer is watching everything you do. 1.3730 0.05131 126 85 35 6
765 I have really got to remember to disable my phone's location services. 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
766 Don't tell me to shake a leg! 1.3729 0.05489 118 81 30 7
767 Don't be such a Dick 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
768 Eight bucks for krill! You can get all you want behind the Pequod. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
769 But sperm oil is a natural antioxidant! 1.3723 0.05384 137 97 29 11
770 I hear the krill here is very good...and I think you’ll find it in aisle 5.” 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
771 No! The chips are fine.. I said YOU’RE too salty. 1.3721 0.05726 129 93 24 12
772 The krill is gone! 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
773 I don't remember this chapter. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
774 So Now you’re counting calories! 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
775 You have to stop Moby, I told you it's over. 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
776 No need for awkwardness, Moby. It’s really more of a ‘mild’ vindictiveness these days 1.3706 0.04930 143 98 37 8
777 It's nice to meet you too. Call me Ishmael. 1.3701 0.05454 127 89 29 9
778 Tell me, is this ACTUALLY chicken of the sea? 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
779 I hope we don’t make this Ahab it 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
780 OK, you found me. Now you go hide, and I'll look for you. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
781 Organic krill? Aisle two. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
782 Groceries shouldn't cost an arm and a leg, you know? 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
783 Frozen captain's legs are in aisle 6. 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
784 I just can't get used to calling Ishmael they. 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
785 Turns out there weren’t as many fish in the sea as those dating apps kept insisting 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
786 Do you like calamari? 1.3696 0.04833 138 93 39 6
787 I've been hunting you forever but I never thought to look in the seafood aisle! 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
788 They're out of the sriracha flavored krill. Do you want the teriyaki instead? 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
789 I can't believe you dragged me here. 1.3692 0.05895 130 96 20 14
790 I'm not on your grocery list, right? 1.3692 0.05583 130 93 26 11
791 I guess when Melville tied our fates together for eternity he wasn’t kidding. 1.3689 0.05232 122 83 33 6
792 It's on sale, Call me Thrifty 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
793 That's right, times have changed. It's no longer the "elephant in the room" 1.3688 0.05551 141 103 24 14
794 Sorry about your dad. 1.3687 0.04986 160 114 33 13
795 Really? After all that? 1.3684 0.04946 133 90 37 6
796 No, I don't know if the "legs" are fresh today! 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
797 Will you never desist from your monomaniacal pursuit of me? 1.3680 0.05271 125 86 32 7
798 Looks like they're out of the "Flamin' Hot" krill. How about "Cajun Spice" ? 1.3678 0.04628 174 122 40 12
799 Sure, we can stop at Starbuck’s on the way home. 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
800 No, of course I remember you. How funny running into each other here. 1.3675 0.05707 117 85 22 10
801 Jonah and the Whale still keep in touch 1.3675 0.04946 117 77 37 3
802 You're not going to believe what they consider fresh seafood. 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
803 It is a shame these don't have a krill flavored version. 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
804 Look, I said I was sorry. 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
805 No way anyone buying that much krill belongs in the express lane. 1.3669 0.05512 139 101 25 13
806 I'd tell you to get lost, but I don't have a leg to stand on. 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
807 How do I convince them that you are not just a figment of my imagination. 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
808 Well, thar you blow! 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
809 If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were tailing me 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
810 Of all the fish markets in the world, you had to swim into mine?! 1.3661 0.06082 112 81 21 10
811 Moby, I see you’re working from home as well 1.3659 0.05197 123 84 33 6
812 Restraining order says twenty fathoms, big guy! 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
813 It doesn't matter if it's all kelp. Each bag counts as an item. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
814 ‘You gotta stop sneaking up on me like this.’ 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
815 Is this the one Ishmael likes? 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
816 Listen, I REALLY appreciate all the positive changes you've made... But I just think it's best if we both move on. 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
817 Oh, so NOW you show up. 1.3651 0.05238 126 87 32 7
818 I promise you won’t be able to tell it’s not me you are eating. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
819 Haven't I told you that we would meet again 1.3644 0.05978 118 86 21 11
820 Ya wanna grab some lunch? There’s a great Sushi place across the street. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
821 Excuse me but I believe we’ve met before. 1.3643 0.04914 129 87 37 5
822 Of course I want revenge. You got me pegged. 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
823 I suppose you have a tale for me. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
824 Voice on P.A. System: Clean up messy denouement of “great American novel” in aisle 35. 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
825 Mr. Dick, I presume 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
826 You're telling me you've never tried Cape Cod chips before? 1.3630 0.04888 135 92 37 6
827 Of all the stores in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine on my ONE day off? 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
828 Didn't I just see you at Starbucks? 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
829 They’re out of whale kibble. Would frozen krill bars do? 1.3629 0.05164 124 85 33 6
830 I have to call Ishmael. 1.3629 0.05164 124 85 33 6
831 Who did you peg me for? Captain Ahab? 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
832 If we get separated.... Er umm, just stand there 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
833 You can go ahead, for the life of me I can’t remember what I am looking for. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
834 I’m going to Starbuck’s after this. 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
835 I need a price check. Call me Ishmael. 1.3623 0.04707 138 93 40 5
836 Nice catching up with you old chum. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
837 So sorry, didn't mean to ram into you. 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
838 Pardon Me, but where did you find that Krill and Plankton seafood platter? 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
839 ...and that's how I lost my leg- wait you look familiar 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
840 You must be mistaking me for Ishmael. 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
841 Sorry to disappoint you, I don't think these come in krill. 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
842 Hast seen the white wh ... oh it's you. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
843 Well, yes, I do miss the old crew. 1.3613 0.05165 119 81 33 5
844 I believe we have both been miscast. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
845 Destiny? 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
846 Wish you could have been a vegan the first time we met up. 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
847 Look, sometimes a captain just needs some time to himself, okay? 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
848 Stop calling me Ishmael! White humans DON’T all look alike! 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
849 Whale, whale, fancy meeting you here. 1.3600 0.05495 125 89 27 9
850 Remember me? 1.3600 0.05599 100 67 28 3
851 Legs are on aisle 9. 1.3600 0.04756 150 104 38 8
852 You can keep my leg, but stay away from my paper towels! 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
853 I don’t mean to stare, I’ve just never seen an Abe Lincoln impersonator at this grocery store before. 1.3600 0.05375 150 111 24 15
854 Stalking you?? Uhhh no, no, not at all... I was uhh... just uhh... in the neighborhood... 1.3600 0.05495 125 89 27 9
855 Hey, we're not at work. Just call me Ahab. 1.3596 0.06246 114 85 17 12
856 Just when I was starting to move on with my life... 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
857 I grabbed the last bag of shrimp-flavored chips. Did you want it? 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
858 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
859 It’s vegan, but it tastes like leg. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
860 Shouldn't you be in the seafood section. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
861 Found it. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
862 Chips ahoy for you Matey? 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
863 You know ... I knew your father. 1.3582 0.04901 134 92 36 6
864 I assure you are mistaken,for my name is Captain ACAB. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
865 Will this take your mind off my other leg? 1.3578 0.05759 109 76 25 7
866 It just lacks the same allegorical power if you obsess over me. 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
867 One leg wasn’t enough? 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
868 Why yes, these are fish flavored potato chips. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
869 Are you sure? The Kelp flavor costs an arm and a leg. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
870 I’ve got the chips. You go get the fish. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
871 You stay close now; I won't go looking all over for you again. 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
872 Well, well, well... look who it is. 1.3565 0.05686 115 82 25 8
873 I'm getting these for you. They're krill flavored! 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
874 If I knew you liked Cheetos we could have resolved this a lot earlier! 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
875 Barbeque krill or Spicy Ranch? 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
876 So, no hard feelings then? 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
877 Captain, Why are you buying so much tartar sauce? 1.3554 0.06195 121 92 15 14
878 It’s Captain Crunch cereal, you’ll love it! 1.3554 0.05487 121 85 27 8
879 Look, I’m sure it was delicious, but for the last time, they don’t sell human legs! 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
880 Let's not have an awkward silence every time our paths cross 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
881 Look,smelt flavored! 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
882 Wouldn't you know it? I got one with a bad wheel. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
883 No, you cannot cross me off your list. You have to read the book. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
884 OK, you've caught me; chips, my other obsession. Happy, now? 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
885 Quit your blubbering. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
886 What's a food that says,"Sorry for the all that drama at sea, Moby and I are cool now?" 1.3540 0.05540 113 82 23 8
887 You want fish or chips? 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
888 No. I said I've spent my whole life searching for the Great White SALE... 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
889 Does the crew still eat gluten? 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
890 Excuse me social distancing is 6 feet whether you have them or not. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
891 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Pequod? 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
892 Slowly, long term COVID-19 vaccination side effects begin to surface in aisle 4 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
893 If you try their seafood, you'll get hooked. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
894 Hey, Moby, these chips will go well with your fish and won't cost me an arm or a leg. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
895 Tough luck, big fella. This is the last bag of squid-flavored chips. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
896 Have you been behind me the whole time? 1.3520 0.04985 125 86 34 5
897 My name is NOT Ahab and stop following me. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
898 I carved it out of hickory, if you must know. Just please -- don't call me Ishmael. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
899 Not for fish and chips. Honest. 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
900 Tell me you've been living in Martha's Vineyard this whole time. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
901 So..... no mask for you? 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
902 How do YOU like being chased? 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
903 I got the calamari chips. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
904 Can you watch my cart while I run and get a harpoon? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
905 That's funny. Now I get it. You're on a sea captains diet. You see captains and you eat them. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
906 Call me Ishmael at home, not in the market. 1.3509 0.06102 114 85 18 11
907 Six feet back, buster 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
908 Today I’m hunting bargains. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
909 Edamame is just like krill. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
910 Plankton? I think it's in Aisle 5 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
911 Pay attention because next time you are on your own 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
912 Attention shoppers, all harpoons are buy one, get one today only. 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
913 Why don't you shop "on line" 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
914 Have you tried these? They're my new obsession. 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
915 Baby Baluga stuck in aisle 3 . . . 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
916 Dinner is not on me this time." 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
917 Krill. Have you tried the freezer section? 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
918 Ahab!! Is that you after all these years? 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
919 Forget about getting the Cap’n Crunch. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
920 you are relentless! 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
921 The prawn chips are on sale. You know they taste almost as good as the krill. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
922 Did you just bump me? 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
923 Look at the leg one more time and I'm making beached whale jokes 1.3482 0.06305 112 85 15 12
924 Oh, there you are I’ve been looking for you all over the place! 1.3475 0.05694 118 86 23 9
925 You should know where the tuna is 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
926 Have you tried the Keto diet? Your intestines were such a mess when I was in there. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
927 It's best served cold. 1.3468 0.05844 124 93 19 12
928 And ... I suppose there's a "Starbucks" in this store too? 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
929 Some days you're looking for your white whale, and other days you're just looking for a good deal on crackers. 1.3462 0.05920 104 74 21 7
930 Look, I know things ended badly but I moved on years ago 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
931 No. I’m his brother, Moby Dave 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
932 Really? Fish, again? 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
933 Where is the krill aisle? 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
934 You can’t say you weren’t expecting me.... 1.3451 0.04693 142 99 37 6
935 I don't want any trouble—I'm just looking for the Goldfish. 1.3448 0.05490 116 84 18 10
936 Stop bumping me. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
937 Swelled head from being proud that you have two of your own legs to stand on? 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
938 I can't walk faster. You bit off my leg! 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
939 Excuse me,but do you know if the Plankton is on this aisle? 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
940 He's not with me anymore. Went into the coffee business. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
941 You know they're running a special on Krill oil in aisle 12. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
942 Do you smell something fishy? You know, besides yourself? 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
943 Don't go anywhere, okay? I left my har-, um, something in the car. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
944 Legs and thighs are on aisle 13. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
945 Are we out of Goldfish? 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
946 I'm obsessed with these. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
947 Sea salt? 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
948 That’s not 6 feet 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
949 Let's not make it weird... 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
950 The krill is on sale this week! 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
951 Avast! Across the seven seas to aisle seven I'll hunt ye... 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
952 That's the end of my list. Didn't you want to go to the seafood case? 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
953 Keep shopping! We can't have you getting "hangry" again. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
954 Krill is in aisle six. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
955 You are looking a bit beluga. You may want to try these probiotic prunes. 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
956 Krill are two aisles over 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
957 I thought it was towards thee I roll, not the other way around. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
958 Oh, lighten up! I happen to like Harpoon Ale. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
959 How about a box of Goldfish? 1.3423 0.06334 111 85 14 12
960 Don't look so concerned. These are made with vegetable oil. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
961 Another bag of Nantucket krill? 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
962 I see you everywhere. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
963 Call Ishmael and ask which chips he wanted. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
964 You Ok with sea salt? 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
965 Look at you, Ahab! You’re in a supermarket, for God’s sake. Your peg leg is splintering, you’re buying fish in a can! You don’t even enjoy your hobbies anymore. I’m sorry, lord knows I have tried, but I can’t live like this. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
966 Did you have to take all the anchovies? 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
967 Captain Ahab, taken by surprise at Trader Joe's, realizes Moby Dick is not there to buy fresh fish. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
968 No, I don't think so. I have never been on a boat. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
969 Tuna’s one aisle over. Don’t know about krill. Or anyone named Ahab. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
970 Seafood is in aisle 6. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
971 I found a plant-based metaphor. 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
972 By God I searched for thee for three years. From the steamy straits of Malaysia to the Norweigian maelström I sought thee, and here I find thee, in Aisle 3 of thy Nantucket Walmart. I curse thee. 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
973 They're out of krill chips. How do you feel about sour cream and onion? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
974 I always buy the large size, I have a hollow leg. 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
975 I have a ‘Buy 1 Million Krill–Get 1 Million Krill Free’ coupon. 1.3394 0.06004 109 80 18 9
976 I thought 'Moby Dick' was a venereal disease!" Submitted by Priscilla Ridall, Bradenton, Florid 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
977 It says right here: “now blubber free!” 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
978 I’ve moved on to Swedish Fish. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
979 Put your mask on 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
980 Well,at least it’s not Baby Shark! 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
981 Do you know when are we going back to the office? 1.3388 0.04917 121 84 33 4
982 I'm not sure FoodMart carries krill. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
983 I should’ve known we’d run into each other at the grocery store. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
984 Just what has changed since the last time I begged you to keep your distance? 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
985 Now who’s the antagonist? 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
986 No, I don't think Herman Melville shops here. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
987 persistent little bastard aren't you ? 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
988 Oh hey, I've been hoping to run into you. 1.3382 0.04808 136 96 34 6
989 Canned fish? Aisle five. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
990 Oh! Are you here for the Great White sale too? 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 24 12
991 OK Moby. You follow me on my day off and they say I’m the obsessive one. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
992 There must have been a typo in my online search. I definitely didn't mean Whale Foods Market.” 1.3367 0.06638 98 75 13 10
993 Good news...Double coupons on Catch of the day... 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
994 Salted cod. Thirty bags. Planning a long trip. 1.3366 0.05677 101 71 24 5
995 I’ve been looking everywhere for this. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
996 Always in the last place you look. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
997 Relax, I only took one bag of the dehydrated plankton. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
998 well I'll be darned...if it isn't Moby Dick. I've been looking everywhere for you. 1.3365 0.06639 104 81 11 12
999 Aye, I have searched the seven seas for ye, but not Aisle Seven. 1.3365 0.05895 104 75 21 7
1000 It's easier to buy it than catch it yourself. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1001 Rather than revenge, an enlightened Ahab teaches the benefits of vegetarianism to his biggest foe. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1002 Well my leg wasn’t certified organic either. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1003 Are you following me or is this just an unlucky fluke? 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
1004 My curiosity starts with how in the heck did you get through the front door. 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
1005 Krill? Check out the fish counter. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1006 Let's just let bygones be bygones. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1007 How about chicken legs instead? 1.3363 0.06108 113 86 16 11
1008 Remember; we're looking for sales not seals. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1009 No, you can't have my other leg. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
1010 I wish it hadn't taken you so long to give up meat. 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
1011 Haven't you had enough of me? 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1012 6 fins apart please 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1013 Call me hungry. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1014 Hey! Six feet, dude! 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1015 I can never remember... salt-free is Ok or not? 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1016 Do you know where they keep the Cap'n Crunch? 1.3358 0.05499 134 101 21 12
1017 Have you been there the whole time? 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1018 Why am I feeding you when you’ve already had my left leg? 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1019 You go ahead. I always follow you. 1.3333 0.05405 111 82 22 7
1020 All literary references aside, how exactly did you get here? 1.3333 0.05688 105 75 23 6
1021 Calamari? Aye Matey…That's in Aisle Six. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 6
1022 I thought I lost you. 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1023 You'll be pleased to know there's a special on leg of man at the meat counter. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
1024 Are you related to Charlie the Tuna? He shops in here as well. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1025 Arrr, remember to stay back five feet, ye pasty hellfish. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
1026 So much for feeling safe at the grocery store again. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1027 From aisle three I grapple with thee, for hate's sake I take the last Sea Salt Kettle Chips before thee... 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
1028 Excuse me, but didn’t we use to work together? 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1029 Of course I still care about you. I just don't think we're good for each other. 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
1030 You ever try this with your krill? 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1031 If I'm not mistaken, all krill are organic krill. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1032 I can’t go any faster! Gee, I wonder why! 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1033 Sorry no one recognized us; not everyone read the book. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1034 Have you seen the Goldfish? 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
1035 Thanks for distracting everyone from my peg leg. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1036 You’re going to put me inside the cart, aren’t you? 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1037 Vaccinated? Me, too. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1038 I heard you went into the witness protection program. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1039 Would’ve assumed you’re more the Costco type. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1040 you took my leg, but you can't have my quinoa! 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1041 Just for your information, the seafood is in isle 9 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1042 ‘I was expecting a whale of a deal, not a whale with deals.’ 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
1043 Let’s get you some chew toys- I’d rather we didn’t have another “accident”. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1044 Did you get the last of the goldfish crackers? 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1045 Ah, No.... I'm Ahab the farmer..... 1.3306 0.05033 121 85 28 4
1046 They're called Goldfish. Do you want them? 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1047 So they roped you into the reunion committee also? 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1048 I've moved on to a quest for the perfect potato chip. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1049 Finally! Someone else who doesn't fit in. 1.3303 0.05461 109 81 21 7
1050 Krill’s on aisle five, so stop stalking me. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1051 Honestly, it wasn't me! 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1052 Look, Moby, I didn't say half the things Melville has me saying in that book. "Talk not to me of blasphemy, man..." I mean, come on; does that sound like me? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1053 So, I guess I'll see you at work on Monday. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1054 How many bags of these krill flavored chips do you want? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1055 Do you ever feel like you’ve been looking for something that’s been in front of you your whole life? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1056 I prefer the shopping experience at Whale-Mart. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1057 Last one, sorry. Guess you'll have to keep searching. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1058 When I was obsessed with you I didn't know you'd be such a picky room mate. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1059 No, no"; I'm a veteran, not Captain Ahab. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1060 I'd like to add you to my professional network on Linkedin. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1061 Who put Pirate's Booty on the grocery list? 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1062 It's always the last place you look. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1063 Wanna get Starbucks later? 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1064 Okay, this one the Greenpeace seal. Now are you happy? 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1065 Ye haunt me to the ends of the Earth, and the snack aisle. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1066 I thought I was so over you, but in lockdown you’re all I could think about. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1067 What? You’re expecting the proverbial elephant? 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
1068 Looking for sea salt? 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 30 5
1069 Relax—now I’m on the hunt for “buy-one, get-one.” 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1070 Please stop blubbering about the prices. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1071 Quit tailing me 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1072 I'm assuming your pod has been vaccinated. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1073 You think chips with a hint of lime will prevent scurvy? 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
1074 We'll go to Starbucks once we're done here at Krogers. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1075 Remember, in here, I told them to call me Ishmael. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1076 I could order them online but I like the hunt 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1077 They are out of Ahab flavor - is sea salt & vinegar alright? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1078 They are having a whale of a sale. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1079 Ishmael and the rest of the crew think the mediation is going very well, don’t you? 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1080 Alright, 6 feet buddy. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1081 What goes around comes around. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1082 We'll need a lot of munchies--that crew can really drink like they've got a ...well, you know... 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
1083 I was just thinking about you! 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1084 Hey! Stop being such a Dick! 1.3267 0.06465 101 78 13 10
1085 There you are. Didn’t you hear me? I beckoned three times! 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1086 I thought we were social distancing. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1087 For the hundredth time, I haven't been able to find the damn plankton! 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1088 For the last time, they don't have Weight Watchers giant squids. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1089 I see you didn't really need my leg after all. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1090 I didn't think the sushi was that fresh here 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1091 Yeah, I'm pursuing you now. So what? 1.3250 0.05696 120 91 19 10
1092 Would you look at that, Moby! Chips Ahoy are on sale! 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1093 Yes I've had my obsessions too, but must we always get the cod flavored chips? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1094 Love the hat. Really helps your symmetry. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1095 Could you stop following me! 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
1096 Call me crazy...but have we met before? 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1097 Sea salt or prawn coctail? 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
1098 Look, man. I'm off the clock. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1099 No. The recipe specifically calls for Rigatoni. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1100 Richard? Is that you? 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1101 It's organic, but frankly, I prefer Starbuck's." 1.3241 0.05708 108 79 21 7
1102 Can you please go ahead? I'm pursuing YOU 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1103 Yes,these are Cape Cod chips. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1104 You good with sea salt and vinegar? 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1105 Aye, you have no white whale privilege here. A fathom is a fathom and that be the full length of two shopping carts. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1106 Damn it Melville 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1107 Call me by your name 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1108 Look, just Venmo me your half for the groceries now so I don't have to hunt you down for it. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1109 They’re just happy I’m happy. But when they come over, don’t mention the book deal. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1110 Like they say, "it's always in the last place you look." 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1111 Quite a fluke running into YOU here,Ahab! 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1112 They're seaweed chips. It'll be like a taste of home. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1113 Social distancing please. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1114 From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale. Keep thee a fathom away. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1115 I thought I’d miss the chase, but retirement has really been smooth sailing. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1116 Tell me about it! I've been typecast too. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
1117 Your sea is out of tuna fish. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1118 Oooh, sea salt chips! 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1119 I don't think you really know what Swedish fish are. 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1120 Have you tried these? I’m just obsessed with them! 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1121 Yes, as you know the ocean has become unlivable 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1122 Where's a Starbucks? Are you kidding me? 1.3214 0.05703 112 83 20 8
1123 Excuse me, maybe you know? Can you tell me where I can find the fish and ships? 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1124 Have you tried the Gluten Free dried krill? 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1125 I knew your grandfather. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1126 Tailgating on land too I see. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1127 I'm getting you the low-sodium 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1128 I'd advise you not to go to the next aisle, it's where the seafood section is. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1129 6 feet Moby, 6 feet, and put a mask on there aren't any krill in the cereal aisle! 1.3204 0.06503 103 81 11 11
1130 If I tell you which aisle the Goldfish crackers are on, will you stop following me? 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1131 Epic struggles are forbidden before the checkout. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1132 Aye, we'll need drink to go with these chips... Hast seen the White Ale? 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1133 You have to try these. I'm obsessed with them. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1134 -My doctor says I must forget, Moby 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1135 These go great with krill! 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1136 I can’t believe I let my boys talk me into ANOTHER pet... what am I supposed to even feed you?? 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1137 Why won't you show up during my therapy sessions? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1138 this is awkward... isn't it? 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1139 When we’re done here let’s go to Starbucks. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1140 Not only your face, your whole body begs to question. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1141 It’s for a dish best served cold. 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
1142 Thank god they got the krill flavor back! 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1143 Richard? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1144 Well, Aisle B; fancy running into you here. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1145 Of all the grocer's establishments in all the towns in all the world, he walks in to mine. 1.3191 0.06630 94 73 12 9
1146 I prefer the seasalt flavour myself, how about you? 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1147 You ever try these goldfi--hey...don't I know you from somewhere?" 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
1148 I hope you're having a whale of a time because shopping here is going to cost me an arm and a leg. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1149 I'm sorry, but I have to unfollow you. 1.3187 0.05386 91 64 25 2
1150 I thought it was you! 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1151 How about some Muesli instead of Cap'n Crunch? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1152 A little personal space please, buddy? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1153 I'm looking for wood glue.....and you? 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1154 Look, it's 'Blubber Free'!" 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1155 Revenge for dinner? I hear it’s a dish best served cold. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1156 I knew I should’ve used curbside pickup, thought Moby. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1157 Salted, or unsalted? 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1158 Please, call me "Rick." 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1159 We’ve been through this. It’s Whole Foods, not Whale Foods. Um, and where’s your mask? 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
1160 Umm, hi..have you tried these new plankton chips yet? 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1161 Call me...maybe? 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1162 My therapist suggested I sell the Pequod and seek other ventures. My first mate, Starbuck, for example, started a coffee chain. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1163 These have been harder to find than you. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1164 Sorry, pal. This is the last Captain Crunch. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1165 Do you want this last bag? I don't want to be a dick. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1166 I’ve told you to stop following me. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1167 I can't believe we used to be mortal enemies and now we argue about cereal. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1168 I'm raging against the Deep State now. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1169 When I’m done with you, you’ll be in the seafood aisle. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1170 Wait, *you* have been following *me* the whole time? 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1171 You are too close, even if I AM Ishmael 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1172 Did you get the seaweed salad that Ismael likes? 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1173 You and your white male privilege. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1174 Wait. Have we met? 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1175 You know you could've saved us both a lot of trouble if you'd stayed a pescatarian. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1176 "Call me Ishmael. Call this oatmeal." 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1177 Sorry, I know I was the one who insisted, but now it doesn't seem like this relationship is going anywhere 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1178 Hmmm. That is odd. I had you pegged as a sea salt & vinegar fellow! 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1179 I was told this was a food bank, not a sperm bank 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1180 This special on krill should help curb your craving for ships. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1181 Remind me, how was it that we first met? 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1182 Algae chips. Your favorite! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1183 I thought this was Whalemart.... 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1184 By gawd, Moby, I just had an idea for the great American novel.” 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1185 What about tonight? Will five hundred packages of this be enough for you? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1186 Can you give me some space? I’ve stopped chasing you. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
1187 You want them with sea salt? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1188 The Pacific was all out of Krill... I’m starving... 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1189 6 feet from the nose please. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1190 EXCUSE ME, Might you know where I can find the Gefilte fish? 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1191 Krill"? Well, I suppose it's in the seafood section 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1192 I said "Her-She-Bars", not "Thar-She-Blows" !! 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
1193 This time you're using the restroom before we get back on the boat. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1194 Remember, we pay separately at the check out. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1195 Aha! The last bag of krill. And I saw it first! 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1196 Sure, from your point of view, I guess I was "ethically sourced". 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1197 I thought this chapter was omitted. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1198 How would I know where the Starbucks is? 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1199 Could you at least stand six feet back 1.3137 0.06228 102 79 14 9
1200 Yikes! Call me... Ishmael? 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1201 Moby, they are out squid crackers, these shrimp crackers will have to do! 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1202 Dick...it’s been awhale” 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1203 Do you prefer seeing your friends in pouches like this or in a can? 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1204 I knew that book would give you a big head. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1205 Do you know if these come in shrimp flavor? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1206 You're right - compared to the pandemic, they really were the good old days. 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1207 I'm sorry . . . did you call me Ishmael? 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 11 7
1208 My doc says if pork rinds don’t kill me, my mad quest for revenge certainly will. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1209 If you try to ram my cart again, I’ll call the manager. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1210 They call this fishmeal? 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1211 I’m glad we were able to leave all that unpleasantness behind. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1212 Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale... which aisle are the harpoons!? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1213 Ahab’s Worst Martmare 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1214 See! Sustainably fished. Now please stop harassing me. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1215 Evidently white whales don't know when enough is enough. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1216 Excuse me,would it be insensitive of me to ask in which aisle I might find the harpoons? 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1217 They're out of Cap'n Crunch. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1218 These ingredients take forever to read. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1219 Towards thee I roll my cart and raise my sales. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1220 Call me —“ “I know your name, bro 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1221 It says it’s sustainably harvested 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1222 No. The plankton is in frozen foods, aisle 8. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1223 It might be unhealthy, but I am just obsessed with these. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1224 Wait, how do you know my name?!? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1225 Gee, this is sort of an anticlimax isn't it? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1226 Would you mind not following me? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1227 My new obsession is coupons. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1228 Look, I said I'm over it; but that doesn't mean we can be buddies! 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1229 Yes, I know it's not kosher! 1.3118 0.06300 93 69 14 7
1230 Buying in bulk too, huh? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1231 I miss the chase. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1232 My name is actually Moby Penis. 1.3118 0.06300 93 68 15 7
1233 Et tu Moby 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1234 Goldfish? Aisle 9. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1235 Are you stalking me now? 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1236 You look really familiar... 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1237 No, it's not a jellyfish. It's a plastic package. 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
1238 Moby, you haven't read the book, have you? 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1239 Arrrgh! Caught in a lampoon without me harpoon! 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1240 Moby, you didn't blow it...just call her. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1241 Did you get the Krill Helper? 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1242 I hardly recognized you without all the harpoons. 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
1243 I’ll get the chips if you get the fish and promise not to bring krill this time. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1244 Call me nonplussed. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1245 I’m sorry. You must have the wrong Captain. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1246 Ishmael? Nope, don't know him. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1247 If you don't behave, I'm sending you back to the novel. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1248 In some ways the whale was sad to see what Ahab had become; a bargain hunter. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1249 Three strikes, Moby: no mask, no distance . . . and fifteen items! 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1250 Who's following who here?! 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1251 I’m more into goldfish these days 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1252 So, who is stalking who now? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1253 Oh sure....Mr. Tip-toes! 1.3091 0.05285 110 80 24 5
1254 In this pandemic, i too feel like a fish out of the water! 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1255 Yes I do notice that you are still following me 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
1256 You are my second least favorite Moby. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1257 This is the only size available. How many of these? 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1258 How am I? You look like a fish out of water. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1259 You're still on my list! 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1260 Excuse me, are you the Prince of Whales? 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1261 Daddy, please tell me, was I really adopted? 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1262 Do I look like a mackerel to you? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1263 What do you mean you identify as a herring? 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1264 Are we out of shrimp chips? 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1265 I'm glad you've decided to go vegan. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1266 I have a feeling the literary world is going to put the wrong spin on our relationship. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1267 Moby, given our past history, I thought you would respect the need for social distance. 1.3077 0.07140 78 61 10 7
1268 Krill for dinner OK with you? 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
1269 You know precisely why you're a vegetarian now. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1270 Does wild rice pair with krill ? 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1271 They’re all out of krill flavored chips. Would you like barbecue? 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1272 Can we agree on sea salt and vinegar? 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1273 I believe the low sodium, gluten-free,GMO-free, cage-free high protein squid is on aisle 7. 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
1274 Is albacore really better? 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1275 These chips will go well with the shrimp dip. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1276 Should I get the one with or without sea salt? 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1277 Excuse me, is this the metaphor aisle? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1278 The seafood here is to die for." 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1279 I'd give an arm and a leg to go back to our pre-quarantine lives. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1280 No, I don't think they carry krill here... 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1281 As long as you're still haunting me, where can I find the pickled herring? 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1282 Seaweed chips? Really? 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1283 I'm surprised you shop here. I find their krill selection really uninspired. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1284 Should I be worried there's no protein in your cart yet? 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1285 Excuse me,would you happen to know if ambergris is gluten free? 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
1286 I’m not really one for sequels. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1287 Moby! They've got krill snacks in gluten-free! 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1288 Relax! I said Chips Ahoy, not ships ahoy. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1289 Don't trust the plankton. It's not always fresh. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1290 Excuse me.... six feet please 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1291 So, you were just hangry all along, huh? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1292 That's 1,200 cans of tuna in water or olive oil -- what say ye? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1293 Don't Call Me Anything 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1294 This selection blows 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1295 This is what I was referring to when I suggested that you switch to ‘Captain Crunch’. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1296 Why don't you go ahead of me? I just remembered that I need something in the harpoon aisle. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1297 I bet you have a tale to tell!!! 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1298 What? You weren't satisfied with the one leg? 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1299 Whale, what do you know? 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1300 Of course it's dolphin-friendly, it's a bag of pretzels. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1301 Dooooo yoooouuuuu liiiiiiiike pooootaaaatoooo chiiiiiiips? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1302 You promised me Starbucks 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1303 Cap'n Crunch wasn't real, you know. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1304 People have changed... 1.3051 0.04964 118 89 23 6
1305 And I thought walking on one leg was hard! 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1306 The one time I forget my harpoon-I'm too old for this 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1307 You will eat your corn puffs and you will like them. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1308 Could you try the leg of lamb this time? 1.3043 0.05946 115 91 13 11
1309 I'm glad we're meeting again under different circumstances. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1310 No, were not buying any Captain Crunch cereal this week 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 17 5
1311 Why yes I believe plankton is in aisle 3 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 21 2
1312 I know the seas are rising, but this is ridiculous. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1313 Don’t worry, I already had lunch! 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1314 I'm hungry enough to eat a whale. Oh, hi Moby. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1315 It’s buy one, get one free. Should we split it? 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1316 What...they said it was a Whale of a sale! 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1317 Say, haven’t I seen you somewhere before? 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1318 Large white whale and my need for revenge—sorry, mate, no longer on my list. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1319 Sustainability changed everything, didn't it? 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
1320 The tabloids say I'm the one whose obsessed, yet you're the one following me around a supermarket miles from the deep blue sea! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1321 Ishmael - Call me Ishmael. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1322 I just saw Jonah in aisle 6. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1323 No, I can't explain "fish fingers." 1.3034 0.06667 89 69 11 8
1324 After this, do you want to watch Jaws? 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1325 Why are you suprisied? This is the seafood section. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1326 Six feet apart, buddy. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1327 I can’t believe it. Do you know how long I’ve been searching for you? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1328 I said I'd get you some krill and then we can call it even, right? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1329 You never call me 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1330 I’m over you now, Moby, time to move on 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1331 I am not telling you how the story ends. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1332 I’m never going to get rid of you, am I? 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1333 These probably taste better than my leg, huh. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1334 Didn't I tell you to wait in the car Moby, that I'd buy you all the sardines you could possibly eat? Don't you trust me? 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1335 I found what I'm looking for. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1336 Oh, was this your friend? 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1337 If you need a caption for this, you clearly never took a Lit class. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1338 It's my wife's list. I, myself have always said no to whale's meat. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1339 I have spent years obsessively searching for this cereal! My quest has consumed my humanity, transforming me into a nihilistic madman singularly focused on achieving this deeply personal goal! Man I sure wish there was an easier way to say that. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1340 Well, blow me down. You shop here too, Moby Dick. 1.3019 0.04676 106 75 30 1
1341 To the last I grapple with thee. I snagged the last bag of kale chips. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1342 Have you tried the new krill chips? 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1343 Sorry, I do not know if they carry Dolphin-friendly Tuna" 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1344 All the way to the cash register I will grapple with thee. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1345 Call me Instacart. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1346 I guess we're both fish out of water. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1347 Another bag of goldfish? 1.3011 0.05677 93 68 20 4
1348 Get it! It is a "whale of a deal"! 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1349 Aren't you out of your league? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1350 Why here? Let's make a long story short. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1351 Now YOU'RE following me??? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1352 It’s always awkward to see someone you know while buying groceries. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1353 No I mean where are you ‘from’ from? Like your accent, I mean. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1354 Are you also a fan of Cap’n Crunch? 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1355 I’ve got a leg up on you. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1356 Attention all shoppers... shipwreck in aisle four. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1357 What brings you here to Des Moines? 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1358 Don't you think revenge is a dish best served cold? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1359 And all this time I’ve been looking for you at the fish counter 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1360 No, my name is not Ishmael. Why do you ask? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1361 Shiver my timbers, if it isn't my old nemesis Dick 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1362 Captain Crunch? You know you aren’t funny and you can just walk home. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1363 Ya know, we really blew it after the novel.. Starbuck's now got HIS stuff in all the supermarkets! 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1364 These cost an arm and a leg on Nantucket. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1365 You're lucky this store has cameras. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1366 Leave the harpoon, take the cannoli. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1367 Sure, I like these chips, but I don't think it's fair to say I'm 'obsessed' with them. 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1368 Look. Its says right here. "No whales were killed or seriously injured as a result of making these potato chips". So stop looking at me like that. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1369 Did you ever find my boot? 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1370 Yes, fine, I admit it, I’m obsessed with sea salt potato chips too! Get over it! 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1371 Looking killer today, Richard” 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
1372 Pardon, could you tell me which aisle the harpoons are on? 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1373 I bet you were the one responsible for “Clean-up on isle 5!”. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1374 We meet again Moby Dick. Say, do you know in what aisle I can find the dolphin-safe tuna? 1.2991 0.05970 107 84 14 9
1375 Towards thee I roll" is my line, not yours 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1376 You again? Whose bright idea was it to put whale oil and krill oil in the same aisle? 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1377 Avert thine eyes, as soon we approacheth the seafood counter. 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
1378 Must we get the sea salt flavored chips again? 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1379 Stop your blubbering; we can't afford a giant squid until they do a remake. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1380 I never knew we were neighbours until we started working from home 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1381 Hey, what part of six feet don't you get? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1382 I’m on a low-krill diet. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1383 Don't you remember? We met in Nantucket last summer. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1384 Are Harpoons in 'Gardening' or 'Sporting Goods'? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1385 So that’s when I decided to switch to line caught tuna 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1386 Of all the WalMarts in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1387 Don't forget the kelp in aisle 12 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 17 8
1388 This'll really clean your blowhole! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1389 Yeah, I work for PETA now. Go figure, right? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1390 Call me nostalgic, but there is something special about the sea salt. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1391 How very odd..the beluga is usually on Aisle 7. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1392 Just because we're shopping together doesn't mean it's over. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1393 I told you the sign didn’t mean Starbuck was here 1.2981 0.04609 104 76 25 2
1394 No. They don’t have leg flavor. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1395 Going Vegan could be good for both of us. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1396 How many times do I have to tell you? We ae not going to Starbucks for a Krill Latte! 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 17 5
1397 It seems the tides have turned. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
1398 After this, let’s go to Starbucks’ 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1399 were you wanting these goldfish? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1400 Mum’s the word. Melville knows nothing about Instacart and my side hustle. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1401 Oh, you made it. Listen, don't call me Ishmael. I go by Jeremy now. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1402 I thought I was looking for you. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1403 No, I’m not Gregory Peck. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1404 I heard the beluga here is really good 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1405 Just once, I'd like to get a flavor other than sea salt. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1406 There's no such thing as Ahab-flovored chips, please stop asking. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1407 You don't have to be such a Moby Dick about it. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1408 Thar she blows...the whole weekly budget! 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1409 Read the book. You'll find I'm following you. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1410 You have an idea for a book you say? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1411 I just feel like my work life is bleeding into my personal life. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1412 You look like a fish out of water in this store.But you are going to reply," A whale is a mammal, not a fish" 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1413 I’m sorry, I thought you were asking for pea pods. What is the name of the boat again? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1414 Funny how quickly pursuit transitions to the banality of an old married couple... 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1415 Are all those Goldfish crackers for you ? 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1416 Excuse me, Have we met before? 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
1417 White Supremacy? Yeah, yeah, sweetheart, I been hearing that crap since Melville. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1418 From hell’s heart I shop with thee. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1419 "Just picking up a few things for our book club. It's at Ishmael's tonight. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1420 Cap'n Crunch? 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1421 So how do you like being followed when looking for food? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1422 I think you'll like it better than leg. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1423 Welcome to my world. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1424 I'm sorry, I just had to try the new harpoon shaped Doritos. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1425 So now you want my chips? 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1426 You? 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1427 Oh, so now you're following me? 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1428 I don’t think I’ll ever get the taste of sea salt out.my mouth. 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
1429 I knew it was over when my chief mate left to start a coffee shop. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1430 Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale! Where is thy mask? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1431 I'm retired now. Let's go grab a drink together. 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1432 Hey, Ahab , move it or lose it - again! 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1433 Is it just me or do I really look like Mr. Quaker Oats? 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1434 These are "Lays;" not "Legs." 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1435 My shrink said I was in love with you the whole time. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1436 Please go ahead of me. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1437 Blubber is in Aisle 7. Ambergris, Aisle 11, in ‘Specialty Foods’. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1438 You get Pfizer or Moderna? 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
1439 I'm not going to every store in town to chase down the flavor you like. That's madness. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1440 Following you? I always shop here. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1441 It’s called ‘Revenge’; I serve it cold. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1442 Now, who's stalking whom? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1443 Im kosher ya know 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1444 I think I'm dreaming 'cause neither of us should be here... 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1445 Call it oatmeal, not Ishmael. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1446 No, you can’t go first. I don’t support white whale privilege. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
1447 Well, I like the chips without the SEA SALT. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1448 Just great! All the grocery stores in this town, and look who I gotta run into! 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1449 Speak not to me of Cap'n Crunch, ye damned whale 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1450 Oil or water? 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1451 Do you know if this krill oil is any good? 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1452 Sure, let's address the second largest mammal in the room. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1453 Ahab! How's it goin"? And how's the old peg leg doin'? Heh, heh, heh. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1454 There is no plankton but tuna is in Aisle 4. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1455 stay 6ft back, you Dick! 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1456 If you're a vale, I'm Keptin Ahab. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1457 . Do you know where I can find the fin sanitizer? 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1458 Salt and vinegar! You have no idea how long I’ve been searching for these. They’re like my.... Oh. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1459 Sea salt AND vinegar. Why ruin a good thing? 1.2931 0.05197 116 87 21 6
1460 Just wait for me for a whale 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1461 Don't tell me you need a hand too. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1462 Ismael says, "Don't be a "dick head" Moby, frozen farm raised shrimp is just as nutritious as wild caught ocean shrimp. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
1463 I believe the Goldfish are in aisle six 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1464 Seriously, up for a breath?? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1465 Better get more snacks, Mo, I hear this is a really long book. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1466 Look,Starbuck is roasting coffee now. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1467 Assuming you're here for the sale on sea salt potato chips? 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
1468 Jonah? No, Ahab. Why? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1469 After Starbuck quit I started making my own coffee 1.2925 0.05522 106 80 18 6
1470 You know where I can get fresh salmon 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1471 This is not how I saw this going down. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1472 Lobster tails? No crab legs for you! No legs at all for you. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1473 „would you please adjust your distance in relation to your size?“ 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 15 5
1474 The only thing left in the ocean is plastic stuff. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1475 Would Queequeg like these chips? 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1476 Blubber. What’s on your list? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1477 My name is not Jonah nor Ahab, so stop following me. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1478 Let's keep work at the office. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1479 Richard, I thought we'd settled this. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1480 Herman,is that you,its been forever... 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1481 Sorry, I am Larry. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1482 I really doubt they would say”humanely harvested” if it wasn’t. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1483 Blubber chips? 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1484 Have you tried the salt and vinegar chips? 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1485 I don’t know about you, but I’m having a whale of a time 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1486 Did Ishmael say he wanted sour cream and onion or salt and vinegar? 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1487 Is this pescatarian? 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1488 TGIF... On Monday it will be back to good vs. evil. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1489 I hear this dish is best served cold. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1490 Could you please stand six feet back? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1491 Sorry, I don't know what aisle the krill is on. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1492 It's pronounced Queequeg, right? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1493 Relax, I said I’m here for the great white sale. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1494 Plankton, spicy or mild? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1495 I thought you didn’t like krill. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1496 It starts like this, “There once was a man from Nantucket. . .” 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1497 One fathom, Dick! 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1498 Hang on, Do I know you from somewhere? 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1499 Do you think these are non-fat? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1500 I'm just saying every time we invite Queequeg he shows up, casts runes, then says he's going to die and ends up sulking for the rest of the evening. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1501 Better get something to nibble on. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1502 I sure hope this is a dream. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1503 I find it easier to get fish from here rather than the sea. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1504 James, there's a water spill on Aisle 3. Water spill on Aisle 3. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1505 I suppose I'll never find the White Kale 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1506 For God’s sake, I can’t even go grocery shopping without you following me! 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1507 When the Netflix adaptation strays too far from the source material. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1508 I usually hate seeing colleagues outside of the office, but after a year of working from home, this really feels nice. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1509 Say... didn’t we meet “some years ago” 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1510 Literary Classic on aisle 4. Repeat, Literary Classic on aisle 4. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 16 7
1511 it’s awkward when you bump into your stalker at the grocery store 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1512 Moby Dick II:. Straight to Video 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1513 Tuna is in the next aisle. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1514 I see you've changed your diet. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1515 Excuse me, would you get me that bag of goldfish crackers on the top shelf? 1.2889 0.06170 90 68 14 6
1516 Naturally...Just when I started obsessing about toilet paper instead. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1517 Call me Ishmael, but wasn’t this $2 cheaper at Safeway? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1518 Well, I guess if I follow you everywhere you have the right to do the same. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1519 You’re right, we’re more productive working together. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1520 I've been hunting these down for ages 1.2887 0.05855 97 73 15 6
1521 I think you've helped yourself to one too many snacks, don't you? 1.2887 0.05376 97 74 17 5
1522 Excuse me. Would you know if the harpoons are stocked with the kitchen utensils? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1523 Karma is a bitch when the hunter becomes the hunted 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1524 Look, I said I was over you. Please stop following me around. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1525 So, it’s come to this? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1526 And to think, both of us just wanted to hunt for bargains this whole time 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1527 Yes or no to shrimp crisps? 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1528 Yes, I put on a few pounds during Covid. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1529 Yeah, I’m actually seeing a beluga now. I got tired of chasing after someone who wasn’t returning the same energy. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
1530 Omigod, I was just thinking about you. We good? 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1531 Will you just stop with the "Man from Nantucket" jokes? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1532 Don't flatter yourself. I wasn't obsessed. Anyway, I'm into NFT's now. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1533 Awkward. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1534 Are we out of Captain Crunch? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1535 Sorry, Dick. I wasn't thinking when I put Harpoon Ale on my grocery list. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1536 Hey, don't look at me that way. I'm with Green Peace! 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1537 It’s the krill of the chase 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1538 I move rather slowly, so feel free to breach by me. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1539 Well, well, look who’s stalking who now. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1540 How the fuck did you fit through the door? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1541 May I suggest the plankton isle instead? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1542 Me? I'm thinking of a dish I can serve cold. 1.2872 0.05583 94 69 18 4
1543 Sorry about the harpoon I’m now a vegan so you have nothing to worry about 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1544 Don’t be surprised. This is the only place I can find fish that isn’t covered in plastic. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1545 Yo! HoHos AND a bottle of rum. 1.2871 0.05139 101 79 14 6
1546 Starbuck has his own products? You think you know someone ... 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
1547 Shouldn't you be in a school? 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1548 And don’t forget Starbuck’s coffee. 1.2871 0.06188 101 81 11 9
1549 There is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of selecting a bag of chips. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1550 I know, I know, enough for 3 days but nothing that will get us seasick. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1551 Krill crackers or plankton chips? 1.2870 0.05432 108 82 19 6
1552 How's the Gefilte fish? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1553 You haunt me everywhere, don't you? 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1554 Will you eat these freeze-dried krill? 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1555 Why does it seem like I have seen you somewhere in the ocean? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1556 This one is krill with raisins. Is that okay? 1.2857 0.05191 105 78 22 4
1557 Pequod? It doesn’t mean anything. He made it up. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1558 Which bait do you prefer? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1559 The dry roasted squid is very good. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1560 Are you vegan? 1.2857 0.05477 91 67 20 3
1561 Are you chasing me? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1562 No more sea salt, we're getting the nacho cheese chips. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1563 You're gonna need a bigger cart. Oops, wrong book. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1564 Says it right here Moby...you must keep your six feet social distance, snout included! 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1565 No, this isn't Starbuck's. Why do you ask? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1566 Ahab?....No, you must have me confused with someone else. 1.2857 0.05025 98 69 24 2
1567 What do you think of the gluten-free Goldfish? 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1568 This is a switch. Now you're following me. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1569 Let's not make this awkward... 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
1570 . . . and the family? 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1571 No, I don't know where the sea horses are kept. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1572 You mean the old fight? No, I gave all that up after my first taste of Ruffles® Queso Cheese Flavored Potato Chips. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1573 I could really use a personal shopper. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1574 Did you want the last tuna? 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1575 I go by David now... 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1576 This is so much easier than having to spear my food! 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1577 Don’t worry, it’s dolphin safe 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1578 Whale, I must say, this seems out of the blue! 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1579 Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul... I account it high time to consume about 10 bags of these as soon as I can. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1580 Fancy meeting you in the snack aisle. 1.2845 0.04117 116 90 21 4
1581 Snacks you say to krill for? 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1582 I still have a leg up on you. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1583 Yes, I checked. The ingredients include 100% organic kelp. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1584 We forgot our masks! 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1585 I think you’ve had your fill of Cap’n Crunch. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1586 Are you related to the Dick family? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1587 I think you're in the wrong pod. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1588 Clean up imminent on aisle 5. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1589 Stop blubbering; this one's krill flavored. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1590 Maybe it’s not such a big deal that you’re white, 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1591 This expedition is costing me an arm and a leg! 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1592 Oh, hilarious! No, they don’t carry MY OTHER LEG flavor 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1593 I've been looking for these for ages. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1594 I owe you an apology. My nemesis was sugar and trans fat,not you. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1595 Sorry Moby, we're on a strict budget. Krill or plankton? Pick one. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1596 Why are you here? In for the krill? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1597 Sorry Dick, they don't carry leg of man. 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
1598 No, I won't remove you from my shopping list. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1599 I tell my friends you were the one that got away. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1600 I didn’t expect the update of our story to be a romcom . Did you? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1601 I told you we shouldn’t have come here. This place charges an arm and a leg for everything! 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1602 You still on the Paleo? 1.2832 0.04782 113 84 26 3
1603 You're lucky they are sold out of harpoons today. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1604 What tuna brand do you recommend? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1605 Act like we've never met when we get to the check out stand. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1606 I know you prefer the Crunchy, but remember that they plugged your blowhole!?! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1607 Time for a sequel? 1.2826 0.05642 92 69 18 4
1608 OK, I get it, the stalking thing can be a little irritating. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1609 Sorry, but I’m into Kale now. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
1610 If Ahab had caught and married Moby Dick. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1611 What goes with sardines? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1612 I believe the tartar sauce is in aisle three. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1613 What? We just bought 8,000 pounds of krill yesterday. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1614 Let me guess, fish sticks. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1615 Don’t spend an arm *and* a leg! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1616 I'm not sorry your cart has a bad wheel. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1617 Goldfish crackers, again? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1618 Dost thou recall if Queequeg preferreth whole bran or granola? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1619 My new obsession! 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1620 We’re not getting old—we’re classics. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1621 Funny, I never pegged you a codependent. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1622 Hey Moby, how many more bags do we need to reach one serving size of krill? 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1623 I guarantee this will taste better than my other leg. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1624 Did you remember the caviar? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1625 Look. You won the battle...now stop harassing me. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1626 They named a coffee after Starbucks 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1627 Oh, my God! Long time, no sea. 1.2812 0.05678 96 73 17 5
1628 We get the chips with sea salt, right? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1629 I’m currently working through a seven-step forgiveness program. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1630 Are these seaweed chips any good? 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1631 How am I supposed to choose a cereal through all this symbolism? 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1632 Jonas? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1633 Yes, yes, I'm obsessed with you! Now, do you want chips with ridges or just plain? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1634 Forget it, you're not getting the other one. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1635 Sometimes I’m only hunting for a good deal. 1.2809 0.05297 89 65 21 2
1636 First you took my leg and now you took the last ripe avocado! 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1637 You know what goes well with white whale? Chips. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1638 You can get an over-the-counter remedy for that on aisle six. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1639 Welcome to whale-mart 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
1640 Don't I know you from somewhere? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1641 Quit gloating. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1642 No? I thought you liked Starbucks. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1643 Moby Dick. Nope. Never heard of him. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1644 Excuse me sir, do you know where the Quaker Oats are located? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1645 Hey, ask Jonah if he needs matzoh this week. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1646 Seaweed chips? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1647 Are you vacinnated? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1648 Moby, my god is that you? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1649 'So Captain...your leg, a fishing accident?' 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1650 Don’t mind me — I was looking for Goldfish 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1651 Do you prefer salted or unsalted plankton chips? 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1652 Hey man; I've changed. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1653 Whale hello there! 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1654 You're killing me here,Ahab. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1655 Let's get the de-caf krill. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1656 Well, fancy meeting you here." 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1657 Can't we let by-gones be by-gones? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1658 You can call me Ishmael, but you definitely can't call these low-fat. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1659 These have sea salt, you'll like them. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1660 Okay, okay—I’ll get you a box of Crustacean Toast Crunch. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1661 I don't trust the Gorton's fisherman either. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1662 Relax. I've gone vegan. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1663 I forget, do you like your krill salted or salt-free? 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1664 Hello there, I haven't seen you since we went deep sea diving together. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1665 Yes, we are all in a hurry, but the singing and echoing does not help. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1666 'You came out of it quite well, Moby, you ought to here what he wrote about me.' 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1667 This stuff costs and arm *and* a leg. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1668 Did you hear that Melville's writing a book about us? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1669 I'm looking for masks... 1.2793 0.05147 111 84 21 5
1670 Please remember the six-league rule. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1671 They’re out of human. How about shrimp flavor? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1672 No, you want a leg of lamb, next aisle over 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1673 So, you never give up either. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1674 Relax! I gave up. It’s fish sticks for supper. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1675 I found the Cap’n Crunch. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1676 Can we at least decide to shop at different places? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1677 ... and when he tried to text me, I said, "Call me, Ishmael!" 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1678 Dolphin-free tuna is on Aisle 3. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 20 4
1679 Have you had these chips? They're my new obsession. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1680 In the sequel, Ahab, not one to hold a grudge, insists he'll pay. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1681 I hope you're nicer than your mother..." 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1682 Finish up Moby, we gotta get home... "Deadliest Catch" starts in twenty five minutes! 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1683 These krill chips? There on aisle 5. Why do you ask? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1684 Not sure they will have 1500 pounds of squid. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1685 Animal Crackers are on sale today! 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1686 Wild caught or farm raised? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1687 I'm checking out in the "15 Obsessions or Less" aisle. Why? 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1688 Uhm.. Psst. Excuse me. I'm looking for condoms in my size. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1689 I think this brand will reduce your bloating. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1690 "Funny, I was just obsessing about you." 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1691 I swear to you this a packet of bologna not beluga 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1692 No, I do not want a rematch. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1693 It says it doesn't taste fishy? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1694 No krill flavoured chips so how about...rosemary and balsamic? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1695 Here,why don’t you try these chicken legs for a change! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1696 So...have you actually CALLED Ishmael? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1697 No. Really. I'm after you. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1698 Excuse me, but shouldn't you be in the ocean? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1699 Hon, should we get the farm raised sardines or the free range? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1700 Attention shoppers: Big Sale in the seafood aisle. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1701 Excuse me....can you tell me where I might find bottled water ? 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 18 4
1702 I seek the lite ale. 1.2772 0.05822 101 79 14 7
1703 How do you feel about pork rinds? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1704 You wouldn't happen to know witch aisle the harpoons are on? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1705 The legs are in the frozen section. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1706 I was never after you literally speaking. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1707 Ha! I got the last bag of dried squid. Now my revenge is complete! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1708 You should've never let me go. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1709 You want the fish flavored Goldfish? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1710 Dried krill? 1.2766 0.06310 94 76 10 8
1711 So...is this going to be a meet cute thing, or dish best served cold thing? 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1712 Huh. They told me I'd find the one the minute I stopped looking, but I didn't believe them. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1713 I told you there are jalapeño, sea salt & vinegar, sour cream & onion, but absolutely ZERO krill-lavored snacks in this grocery store... 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1714 Yes, it's really me. After you saved me last summer I promised you- ship or no ship I will always behind you. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1715 Trust me, obsessively following someone leads to no good. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 15 5
1716 So glad we ran into each other at the grocery store and not the sporting goods store 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1717 I'M LOOKING FOR SARDINES, HOW 'BOUT YOU ? 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1718 Fish and chips tonight, my little blow-spout? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1719 That was some mediator. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1720 Stop being so dramatic I’m sure it’s just another one of those vaccine side effects that will go away within three days! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1721 We had a whale of a time didn't we? 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1722 Look, if we've been reduced to appearing at supermarket openings we might as well at least get our shopping done. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1723 Moby Dick. Free Willy. There just aren't that many starring roles. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1724 Look, you want to talk it over at the Starbucks down the street? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1725 Have you tried the new sea salt crisps? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1726 You remind me of someone... do I know you? 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1727 We have to stop meeting like this... 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1728 You were right. Since I started the krill diet I have lost any deep longing for revenge. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1729 But in the book, I chased you. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1730 You just don't give up, to you? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1731 Queequeg is gluten intolerant... 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1732 Why,yes, my name is Ahab. Do I know you from somewhere? 1.2750 0.05757 80 63 13 4
1733 Listen, I'm as salty about it as you are. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1734 I'll say it again! You did taste like chicken! 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1735 I'm not sure what aisle 'krill' is on. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1736 Can we address the white eleph...never mind. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1737 I'm taking this for what's his name, I think they call him Ishmael. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1738 It's farmed - I swear 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1739 Is that you on the Captain Krill cover? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1740 No, I haven't seen squid. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1741 We should have never retired. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1742 No,thou art still unforgiven. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1743 I didn’t think I’d find you here... 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1744 Oh, it's you again. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1745 I'm warning you Matey...no blubbering while we shop. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
1746 I'd hate to see the bulk aisle. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1747 We are both out of place. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1748 Here's my latest obsession.” 1.2738 0.04097 84 64 15 2
1749 Wow! I haven't seen you since I lost my leg! 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1750 No, I'm Dave. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1751 Oh, hello there! Haven't seen you for a whale! 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1752 There's only one foot between us. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1753 Omg, is that you Ishmael? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1754 Ever tried crisps with fish? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1755 Just put it in a bag like this and mail it to the sperm bank. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1756 Watch it — the gallon jug of tartar sauce is at half price. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1757 Krill,isle 6. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1758 No, but it is dolphin-safe. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1759 Please maintain a safe distance of 1 fathom. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1760 I said, “FIFTEEN ITEMS OR LESS!” 1.2736 0.05451 106 82 16 6
1761 No kidding! I always shop here too! 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1762 This is the only gluten free krill they carry. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1763 You again? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1764 Must you tail me so closely? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1765 Six feet is about the length of a harpoon. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1766 Oh, that reminds me- tartar sauce..Thanks! 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1767 How old is that open bag of tortilla chips at home? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1768 Hurry it up. Don’t you know I’m going extinct? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1769 There’s only Cape Cod Potato Chips. They stopped making New Bedford Whaling Chips decades ago. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1770 I know Sir-you’re thinking climate change. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1771 Hey! Long time no sea. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1772 It is not down on any aisle; true sales never are. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1773 Don't worry, everything here is so fattening, we won't need your blubber at all. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1774 No, I thought you brought the coupons. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1775 Well mister big shot, do you want the squid flavored chips, or would you prefer the ones that tastes more LIKE MY LEG? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1776 You know, Melville was a hack... 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1777 The fish keep getting bigger and the chips keep getting smaller. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1778 Get over it already. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1779 Is that the last bag of krill puffs? 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1780 You appear to be drawn to items that are bad for you. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1781 No, ...not "Pequod" ....I said "Pea Pod" 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1782 The Wellerman did not come. 1.2717 0.05804 92 71 15 5
1783 Hmm, this recipe calls for 500 gallons of fresh spermaceti and a pinch of bitter vengeance. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1784 Meet at Starbucks later? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1785 Will you autograph my copy if I autograph yours? 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1786 Stay back! Everyone will think we just did it for the publicity. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1787 Got Chicken? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1788 Coming up on your stern 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1789 These are called "Ishmaels." 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1790 Have ye tried the low-fat? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1791 Since when have you not liked frozen fish sticks? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1792 He's only a make-believe Captain, don't get yourself worked up. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1793 Call me Security. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1794 My white whale is now flamin' hot Cheetos. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1795 So which vaccine did you get? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1796 I am surprized you manage with just one cart 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1797 I feel thou, I too am a fish out of water in these modern supermarkets. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1798 Call it retail. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1799 Are these fish sticks anyone you know? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1800 Don’t let it get to you, pleople stare when you don’t wear a mask. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1801 Haven't we met? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1802 It is not down on my list; true tasty things never are. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1803 All I’m asking is for you to try some chips without sea salt. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1804 Oh for Pete’s sake...the ONE DAY I decided not to do my grocery shopping online... 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1805 Is it worth the extra cost for the Albacore Tuna? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1806 I'm glad we're not fighting over toilet paper anymore! 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1807 Great, my white whale is now chasing me. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1808 The squid's on aisle 13. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1809 Could be thy face on these sacks, ye damned whale, if not for thy laughable name. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1810 I didn’t think I’d run into you in THIS aisle. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1811 Would you mind? The rules say 6ft to socially distance. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1812 Why yes, this is the last bag of krill chips” - how it really started 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1813 Ahoy! Chips? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1814 Stop your blubbering already. I told you I forgive you. 1.2700 0.06006 100 80 10 8
1815 If you hit me good leg with that cart one more time, I’ll harpoon ya. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1816 My name is Inigo Whaletoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1817 Stop looking at me like that, I told you to never go grocery shopping hungry. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1818 Not everyone loves krill on their pizza. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1819 Don't worry, I'm sure we"re a good six feet apart. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1820 One day after both of them had been resurrected, they met in the supermarket. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1821 Do you like fish? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1822 Signs and portents in the seafood aisle of the Nantucket Stop and Shop. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1823 No...why? Are you stalking me? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1824 I can never find anything in here. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1825 For the last time,my name is Ishmael and I don't have your coupons. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1826 "No more Cap'n Crunch for you! How about Pirate's Booty?" 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1827 Don’t worry, I don’t eat legs anymore. I’ve gone plant-based. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1828 It’s me, Beth, your daughter! Don’t you recognize me? 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1829 Oh Captain, awkward running into you at Whale Foods. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1830 This is not where I thought I'd find Moby Dick, on the chip aisle. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1831 Hunting for you was easier than hunting for toilet paper. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1832 I have a disability, what's your excuse for not wearing a mask? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1833 The krill chips are on special this week 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1834 It says it's a dish best served cold. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1835 For the last time, they don't make Krill-flavored Doritoes. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1836 No, you can't cut in line. What are you gonna do about it? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1837 You think seeing us shop together might confuse the Moby Dick readers? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1838 The Goldfish are on aisle two. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1839 No, I said try my leg of LAMB. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1840 From grocery’s cart I stab at thee. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1841 Whale whale whale I’ve got a bone to pick with you 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1842 Hump day? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1843 Trying to find food that doesn’t come in plastic. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1844 Avast curs'd whale and maintain social distancing. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1845 What is 'krill' anyway 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1846 I peg your pardon... 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1847 You like the dried herring don't you? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1848 I came in for their Whale of a Deal sale. You? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1849 Wouldn't you be better off at the fish market? 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1850 Call you what? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1851 These are KALE chips. The krill chips are Aisle 3. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
1852 It's imitation crab. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 16 1
1853 Funny we should meet here. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1854 Sorry, my name is Ahab, not Jonah. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1855 Notice the sale on sun block? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1856 I just found this bag of gluten-free plankton,ya want it? And it’s on sale. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1857 I swam a thousand miles to see if the TJs produce here was different. Sigh, shoulda stayed in Mexico. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1858 Now that's what I call a whale of a deal! 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1859 I have been obsessed with these 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1860 As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for salty snacks. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1861 Would you relax? I’m not buying caviar! 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1862 Don't think for a second this means it's over. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1863 If you’re looking for krill, it’s in aisle C. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1864 Why don’t you go find someone to eat in the dessert aisle. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1865 What are you blubbering about now? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1866 Ok, I'll do it, but the sequel's named after me! 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1867 I swear they’re only shaped like whales 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1868 Call me crazy but isn’t that you on the cover of Save the Whales? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1869 Let's harpoon as much as we can, and get right back to the boat. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1870 Yes, this tuna is also whale-safe 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1871 Oh,look ! ‘Salty Sailor’ flavour’ You’d like these. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1872 Would you mind grabbing another one of these from the top shelf? My legs aren’t what they used to be 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
1873 Please stop taunting me. I am trying to have a better work life balance. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1874 You’ve got to read the new Melville Monthly. I think we’re in it. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1875 Maybe there aren’t plenty of fish in the sea. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1876 They call it Fish-Meal. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1877 Oh, there you are. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1878 I think plankton is in aisle 6 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1879 Ahoy there! Two fathoms distancing if you please. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1880 Any objection to farm raised krill? 1.2660 0.06083 94 75 11 7
1881 We can get the “sea-salt” but there’s no “barnacle” flavor ! 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1882 Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; these new chips are delicious! 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1883 Are you sure that’s from a sustainable fishery? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1884 After the shop want to grab a Starbucks with Ishmael? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1885 BOGO on the freeze dried kelp. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1886 My therapist says I should get a restraining order... 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1887 Stop whining. I don’t care if they’re farm-raised plankton chips. They’re less expensive than your pricey organic ones and they taste just as good. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1888 I don't even like fried squid but I'm going to buy every bag because you bit off my leg. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
1889 Glad you've gone vegan. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1890 I just wanted some seaweed salad 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1891 I thought i told you to wait at the dock of the bay. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1892 Told you the plankton's cheaper at Costco! 1.2653 0.06077 98 80 10 8
1893 I hope they stock the plankton where you can reach it 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1894 Whale you please stop telling everyone how I lost my leg?...we're friends now and I'm so over it. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1895 Sea salt chips? 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
1896 If you say “Blow Me Down” one more time I’m filing a restraining order. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1897 aargh, Moby....would ye be afta givin' me some social distancing, mate? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1898 If you won’t wear a mask, the least you can do is stay back a fathom 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1899 Could you hold my place? I left my harpoon in the car. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1900 Excuse" me but where is the sea food 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1901 Seriously, you got the wrong guy! I'm in costume for a play. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1902 I prefer the British aisles. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1903 This scene rather spoils the allegory! 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1904 Could you let some air out so we can leave 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1905 Life became simpler when I switched from white whales to goldfish. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1906 Sea Salt or Salt Free? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1907 Starbuck is over in the coffee aisle! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1908 Oh I’m sorry, is this your roe? 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 0
1909 No, I’m over it. Do you want harpoon shaped pasta? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1910 You again, with that innocent look! 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1911 Do you know where I can find harpoons? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1912 Krill? Them's over on aisle seven... 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
1913 I think fish 'n kale chips sounds good. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1914 Fish for dinner tonight? 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
1915 Wow! You can’t find these anywhere. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
1916 I think the plankton is in aisle three. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
1917 That was the wailing wall, not the whaling wall! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1918 Call me what you will, I say these are better than Starbuck’s and don’t cost an arm and a leg. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1919 Wow, you really can find everything here. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1920 How about some wings this time? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1921 We can't just fill our baskets with frozen calamari. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1922 Tell Ishmael I'll call him. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1923 Let’s just cut to the chase. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1924 What is that smelt? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1925 Do you want the sea salt chips? 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
1926 There's gonna be a clean-up on Aisle 6 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1927 Who needs whaling when these chips have as much oil on them as a used harpoon. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1928 Avast Moby, keep aft one fathom please. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1929 I like Trader Joe's, too. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1930 You want the regular krill chips or the sriracha ones? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1931 Ahab felt the guy behind him at the supermarket was a real Dick. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1932 Don’t worry. It’s sustainable. 1.2632 0.05145 114 88 17 6
1933 Did you get Pfizer or Moderna? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1934 Thighs or Legs? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1935 Do you have a moment to talk about Herman Melville? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1936 You look like a fish out of water 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1937 No, the krill is on isle 9 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1938 Aye, it will taste better than my leg did. 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1939 "Yes, I have seen your cousin. He's on my wall." 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1940 Are you shopping for my other knee? 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1941 Yes, it's me ... Ishmael. Now will you stop following me around everywhere? 1.2626 0.06021 99 81 10 8
1942 So you’re done playing hard to get? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1943 I remember you eat meat, so you really should try these chips. They're classified as pareve. 1.2626 0.04887 99 78 14 4
1944 So, you're now keeping kosher? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1945 Whale what are the odds we'd meet here? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1946 This line Is designated for those With Special Needs. What’s your story? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1947 You’re not planning on taking this from me either, right? 1.2626 0.04445 99 78 17 3
1948 You’d think you’d be easier to find in the open ocean with how often I bump into you in the cereal aisle. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1949 I’d go with the Uncle Ben’s Instant Krill. Store brands can be hit or miss. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1950 I think you're a metaphor for too much sodium. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1951 First my leg, now you want my place in line? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1952 Just dipping my toes in the eternal waters of joy. You can go around. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1953 Good luck. Grocery stores don't have white sales. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1954 There's a limit on krill. You get five, and I'll get five. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1955 I searched for you all over the seven seas , I never thought to look in aisle 7 at Trader Joe’s. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1956 No, Smarty Mouth, it's not Captain Crunch. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1957 They say you’ll find it when you stop looking 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1958 Are you following me? 1.2621 0.05155 103 76 18 4
1959 I have a coupon for squid. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1960 I grabbed the tuna by accident 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1961 Where did you say we met? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1962 Ambergris? Aisle 4. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1963 No! You've got it all backwards! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1964 Hey Ahab! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1965 I swear to god if you choose plastic instead of paper I’m going to blow up at you 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1966 Please hurry, I’ve been waiting for awhale 1.2621 0.05337 103 82 17 5
1967 I don't know. I would have figured you for Zabars. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1968 What about this, can I throw this in the ocean? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1969 I didn't know that Goldfish came in different colors. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1970 No, this is the aisle for obsession unto madness. Krill is in the next aisle over. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1971 What? It says no whales were harmed in the making of this product. 1.2619 0.06364 84 66 10 6
1972 The situation has changed, ok?. This time we do need to respect social distancing 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1973 Look; they were nice enough to let you into this store. So don't complain that they don't carry your favorite brand of mackerel. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1974 All of a sudden you're a vegetarian? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1975 OK, you go to the meat counter for your usual leg of lamb. I'll pick out the wine. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1976 You do know I'm supposed to be following you. Right? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1977 Oh, this is your usual grocery store? I had no idea! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1978 I’ve been searching for this forever. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1979 I've searched the Seven Stores for this brand." 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
1980 Wait a minute, who's stalking who? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1981 I think I saw some of your kids over in the next aisle. Third shelf. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1982 At least I have a leg to stand on. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1983 Hey buddy - mind keeping back two leagues? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1984 Yes, it is the sustainable krill. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1985 So the sea salt? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1986 The krill are: Buy One Million, Get One Million Free 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1987 Does thou knowest where I might find fresh tuna? 1.2614 0.06153 88 67 11 6
1988 Headed to the boat. I'll try to catch you later. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1989 You know, I just have to thank you again for being so patient with me during that difficult time in our relationship. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1990 This fancy krill you like costs an arm and a leg! 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1991 Moby,we’d better head directly to the toilet paper aisle! 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1992 Can we talk about it later? I have bigger fish to fry right now. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1993 Grocery stores in South Wales. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1994 I'll put the chips back when you lay off the chunky tuna. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1995 Want to go to Starbucks after" 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1996 You want the cool ranch or jalapeno plankton? 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1997 Dolphin safe tuna okay with you? 1.2613 0.04909 111 85 21 4
1998 Don't be a dick. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1999 You remind me of someone I used to know. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
2000 Well, isn't that something? I was just thinking about you. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2001 Oh THAR ye are! Did you find Starbuck his stupid coffee 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
2002 Still hungry? Wasn't my crew enough? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2003 Okay. Okay. You're right. We'll go with olive oil and vegan margarine. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2004 Apparently, taro root is a natural substitute for human calf. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2005 Of course they're dolphin safe. They're potato chips. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2006 I don’t know what you’re so upset about, it says right here it’s called chicken of the sea. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2007 Did we meet on tinder? 1.2609 0.05651 92 75 11 6
2008 What did you call me? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2009 Stop complaining. These disguises were your idea 1.2604 0.05389 96 72 17 4
2010 Now what do you want? You already took my leg. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2011 Wanna munch on Captain Crunch instead? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2012 Trust me— I don't really need it. And you really don't want it. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2013 I'm on antidepressants now. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2014 Baleen?? Try aisle 6 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2015 Why can't you be like Biden and not hold a grudge? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2016 What's your preference: farm raised or wild caught? 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2017 Can we please get something other than sea salt this time? 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2018 Now you are a vegetarian? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2019 Relax, I'm only buying the fish sticks in the frozen food aisle. 1.2600 0.04845 100 75 22 2
2020 Sour cream and onion, or krill ? 1.2597 0.07016 77 64 6 7
2021 You've made your point about the unpleasantness of being stalked when you're just trying to get something to eat. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2022 What do you think, fish & chips tonight? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2023 Good news, they come in bite-size. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2024 Arrh, it be kale chips, not krill chips. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2025 No, I didn't forget the 22 cases of shrimp crackers. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2026 You look familiar. Have we met before? 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2027 I'll get the krill chips. You can pick out the dip. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2028 Leg of lamb is over by aisle 12. Leg of Ahab, however, is unavailable; I’ve got the last one! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2029 Krill? I told you this is Whole Foods, not Whale Foods! 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2030 Are you following me? I am NOT Ishmael! 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2031 Hey, look! Leg-flavored Krill Chips! 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
2032 If you don't stop following me, I'll harpoon ya! 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2033 We can't keep meeting like this. It'll be the death of me. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2034 This brand says that the krill is free range and non-GMO. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2035 Hey Dan, can I interest you in another Save the Humans petition? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2036 Thank god. Blubber free chips! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2037 And Ishmael said I was obsessed 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2038 I’m going to get the family size this time” 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2039 Ever since we became friends I've been eating this dehydrated krill. Have you tried it? 1.2589 0.05492 112 91 13 8
2040 Thar' Cheetos! 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
2041 Is frozen krill now kosher? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2042 The Jonahs are in aisle 5. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2043 Well, call me Ishmael. Starbuck has his own brand of coffee. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2044 I didn't even think to look for you here. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2045 Even if I did know where to find the anchovies, I wouldn't tell you. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2046 This is why we should never grocery shop hungry 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2047 İ'm sorry, İ didn't read the book. What is it you are searching for? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2048 How everything really started: “Hi, my name is Ahab!” 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2049 I think if you'd had these tasty Sea Salt chips on the last voyage, I'd still have my leg. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2050 I told you, there are no ‘Plankton Flakes’, just Corn Flakes 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2051 So, you've developed a raging taste for legs and thighs? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2052 Frozen Leg of Captain? I don't find that funny at all. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2053 You look eerily familiar to me. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2054 ... long story short, this is how I realized that shopping was more rewarding than whaling. 1.2584 0.05426 89 68 17 3
2055 I keep telling you - you need to read the book! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2056 Relax, It's only Pirate's Booty! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2057 I won't spit my last breath at thee before picking up breath mints at the register. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2058 I knew I’d find you in the snack aisle. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2059 I gave up being Moby Dick. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2060 I’m tired of hearing about the elephant in the room. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2061 Mobi, being a dick... 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2062 They let you in with no shoes? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2063 You're getting to be Ahab it with me. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
2064 I suppose we really should be wearing masks. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2065 Don't forget the oil for the lamps. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
2066 I am NOT your blubber's kipper ! 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2067 I would be careful. I just ran into Melville and he's considering changing the ending. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2068 Aye, my friend, tis' wise not to bite off more than you can chew. 1.2577 0.05913 97 79 11 7
2069 I swear these vegan thighs taste just like the real thing! 1.2577 0.06092 97 80 9 8
2070 It says sustainably sourced, but you’re the expert 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2071 Don’t worry, we’ve all been like fish outta water since COVID-19 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2072 I will be happy to deliver that for you. Just tell me where I can find you. 1.2574 0.04372 101 78 16 2
2073 I just love shopping here,everything smells so fresh. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2074 Shamu, not every thing in the store contains sea salt. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2075 They advertised that it would be a whale of a deal not a deal for a whale. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2076 Alright, so they ran out of the salted ones, you don't have to bite the manager's leg off." 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2077 If I can stab thine Hell's heart then ye be not distanced socially. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2078 Where’s the tuna? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2079 Better stock up on high protein snacks - don't want anymore late night "leg" cravings 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
2080 Sea salt is in aisle five. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2081 Who’s chasing whom? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2082 Do thee recommend the dried krill? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2083 Have you tried these? I'm obsessed. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2084 Oh, it must have said Whale Foods! 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2085 Okay okay. After this I'll take you to Starbuck's 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2086 A healthy snack is as rare as, well . . . 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2087 Call me Fishmael-sticks on sale! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2088 Shouldn’t you be in the krill and crustacean aisle? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 16 1
2089 Make sure those are wavy 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2090 Stop calling me Ishmael! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2091 Confrontation on Aisle 2 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2092 If we buy 10,000 bags, we get one free. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2093 How does it feel to be the one being stalked? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2094 Is it your day off too? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2095 break a leg. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2096 Hey, this is a Safeway! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2097 Nowadays, looking for wholesome, satisfying snacks is how I search for affirmation that the Creator to whom I pledged my life truly exists. And you? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2098 Why are you following me? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2099 It’s been a whale 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2100 You know I can see you, right? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2101 No, it's Cap'n Crunch. Not Cap'n Ahab. No relation. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2102 I think you need a larger cart. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2103 Obsessions don’t diminish in retirement. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2104 Didn't I see you at Nantucket last year? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2105 Was it degradable plastics you were recently moaning about? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2106 I think you'll like these much more than my left leg. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2107 Did you want bleach or hydroxychloroquine? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2108 Have you tried these new seaweed chips? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2109 See? We have all this plastic on land too! 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2110 They should write a book about this. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2111 Do you mind whale watching my cart for a second? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2112 Do you know if the krill in this store is fresh? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2113 You want the jalapeño or the sea salt? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2114 Are you kosher? 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
2115 Chips Log April 28th,2021. I've spotted a large white whale in the snack aisle. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2116 Nothing personal, but I prefer our old relationship. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2117 Whoppers still sell. Landlubbing whales, not so much 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2118 What do you think? Regular or sea salt? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2119 Where's your mask asshole? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2120 The first lesson is not to shop when you are hungry. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2121 Vegemite in aisle 6. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2122 Maybe we’ll run into Huck and Jim. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2123 Hello! I’ve been trying to reach you for ages. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2124 ‘Yeah, the ocean ran out of food. Didn’t you watch Seaspiracy, Leonard?’ 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2125 I never should have let you off the hook. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2126 No means no! Don't start blubbering either! 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2127 Right leg bones are in aisle 3. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2128 Just call this cereal. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2129 I thought I would run into you again sometime, but not here! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2130 Hush, thou vast and venerable head. These be vegan blubber chips. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2131 Whale, what? It was buy two get one free. 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
2132 So, shall we talk about the whale in the room? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2133 I said we are making kebabs, not Ahabs! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2134 They have your favorite krill on sale. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2135 Did you really just say, “Nothing from the sea?” 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2136 Of all the food marts in all the towns in all the world, he floats into mine. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2137 Call me, Ishmael we really should do coffee soon. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2138 Despite everything we’ve been through, I still can’t remember...do you eat gluten? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2139 Looking for me? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2140 I thought you only ate krill. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2141 Did you just lick your lips? 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2142 I believe you'll find Cap'n Crunch on aisle twelve. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
2143 I noticed the seafood section is looking bare. Maybe we can do something about that. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
2144 This doesn't look kosher to me. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
2145 whale excuse me sir, you’re blocking the chips 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
2146 So that’s where the narwhal’s horn went 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2147 Well there’s a novel idea... 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2148 ...but they never seem to talk about white WHALE privilege, do they? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2149 You know that you shouldn't shop when you're hungry, right? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2150 I tell you it IS kosher! 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2151 There goes the neighborhood 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2152 This is dill. Krill is in aisle 4. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2153 Call me Ahab. Ishmael is the other guy. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2154 “Did you happen to watch the PBS show on Hemingway?” 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2155 No, you’re not on the kosher list. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2156 It's never a good idea to go grocery shopping when you're hungry, Ahab! 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2157 I'm sorry, but you look really familiar... 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2158 You good with fish sticks? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2159 My new obsession is avocado toast. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2160 Lookin' for the "Cap'n Crunch"? 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2161 Relax, harpoons are not on the list. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2162 It’s weird seeing you outside of work. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2163 Is this really sea salt? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 14 2
2164 Those chips better be “Cape Cod” 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2165 What are you in the market for today, arms? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2166 I suppose you wouldn't know where the anchovies are. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2167 That was then. This is now. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 1
2168 How many times do I have to ask you to keep a wide berth? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2169 Yes, I got the chips with sea salt. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2170 Oh, hi! I've been looking for you... 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2171 I think we got off on the wrong foot" 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2172 Can you dunk? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2173 No, you misheard me, I said WE’LL MEET again 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2174 Please don’t look at me like that. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2175 You here for the krill sale? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2176 Hypothetically if you were to see this flavor floating in the water would you come and get it? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2177 The awkward silence seemed to last forever. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2178 Six feet, remember. Back it up, will ya, pal? 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2179 Well, I guess turnabout IS fair play... 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2180 It's a new, plant-based product called Impossible Fish, if you must know. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2181 You can try this brand, it won't krill you. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2182 Yeah, it's thier last bag of dried krill. What are you going to do about it, bite my leg off 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2183 So you are tired of eating plastic? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2184 Their truce was stable for years. Then Ahab grabbed the last bag of Plankton Puffs. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2185 call me when there's a sale. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2186 you look at me like there was any food left in the ocean! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2187 I swear it's the impossible whale burger this time. 1.2529 0.05831 87 72 9 6
2188 Oops, did someone just take the last bag of dried squid? My bad. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2189 These days, it seems, there's a Starbucks in every store 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2190 May I suggest leg of lamb as a viable alternative? 1.2529 0.05226 87 66 17 2
2191 I’ve gotta move quick, the Pequod is double parked. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2192 You're not allergic to seafood, are you? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2193 More like “white snail”. Let’s get home before the ice cream melts. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2194 Actually, the best coffee is at Starbucks. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2195 do you have a Question?" 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2196 All tuna is whale-safe tuna. Relax. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2197 ‘It is not down any map, true places nev... oh, scratch that. Found the Cheetos.’ 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2198 I can’t tell a lie—they’re whale chips. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2199 Do you catch a lot of grief over your last name? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2200 Well, I’ve heard of the elephant in the room... 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2201 Let me guess - you want the goldfish crackers? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2202 So, NOW you prefer processed food? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2203 Oh Dick! I didn't recognize you out of work! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2204 What do you need all this bleach for? You told me you were a natural. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2205 Sorry, I'm looking for okra, not orca. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2206 When I finally find the one I'm looking for, it turns out it's too many calories. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2207 Would crab dip be offensive? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2208 I don't see plankton on the list. 1.2525 0.04941 99 79 16 4
2209 Can you wait here til I pick up a six of Harpoon Ale? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2210 I've changed. These are sustainably sourced. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2211 Have you ever tried Pirate Booty? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2212 I’m a bit obsessed with these... 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
2213 Do you know if there's a Starbucks at this location? 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
2214 My name is Ishmael, and you'll be hearing from my lawyer. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2215 These will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2216 You want the freeze-dried krill? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2217 Don't forget the popcorn. TCM's showing the Huston version tonight. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2218 I know it's an obsession, but I need a fathom between us. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2219 I too am tired of fish'n chips. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2220 White Cheddar Chips? 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
2221 Jeez! At least with you it wasn't an arm and a leg. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2222 Stop copying me! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2223 Really? When did you become a vegitarian? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2224 Give me your Mobyle number and I’ll catch you later. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2225 Yes, it's low-carb, but you need to quit listening to what those dolphins say about your weight. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2226 Sorry, but Keto-friendly chips are my new white whale. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2227 Sorry, but I just took the last bag of krill. 1.2500 0.06248 76 60 11 4
2228 I'm going to need a bigger cart. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2229 Don't even think about my other leg! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 11 3
2230 Now my obsession is popcorn. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2231 Sardines in water or oil? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2232 Look, honey, the krill are on sale! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
2233 "Where is the sea food section?" 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2234 Shall we buy the krill ? It's on a 3 for 2 offer 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2235 Not quite as awkward as that time I saw my 7th-grade teacher at the strip club, but close. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2236 This Instacart gig is a good side hustle. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2237 Well... I don't think it's six feet from your forehead. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2238 Captain Ahab,I presume. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2239 I walk slow with my wooden leg. That’s fine, I’m used to disappointment from Humans. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2240 There's never a harpoon around when you want one. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
2241 There's a sale on krill, call Ishmael! 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2242 Did you grab the last bag of 20% off Krill? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2243 Do YOU know where the fish aisle is? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2244 Is your name Jonah by any chance? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2245 You damn near stove in me leg with ye cart! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2246 After all of that, who’d think we’d be shopping together? ... all’s whale that ends whale 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2247 I don't know about you, but I can't wait to get back to cruising and the free buffets. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2248 No, I don't know where they keep the plankton chips! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2249 We'll want to stay away from the Fish Counter - too many bad memories for both of us. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2250 No, YOU pay. It‘s the least you can do to make it up to me. 1.2500 0.06302 92 77 7 8
2251 The way prices are going up, your college education is going to cost me ‘an arm and another leg’ 1.2500 0.06774 80 67 6 7
2252 Remind me again, are you a vegetarian? 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2253 Will you eat dehydrated shrimp puffs? 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
2254 Ishmael recommends the tuna. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2255 Hold on big boy- last time I got hurried along on my ‘honey do’ list I became peg leg Abe. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2256 I know. This whole "six feet" of distance is so subjective. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2257 I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I will go to it eating chips 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2258 Sadly for his readers, Herman rejected Mrs Melville's more upbeat suggestions. 1.2500 0.06312 88 73 8 7
2259 Hey, do you know if these krill chips are keto? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2260 Excuse me - did you consider the future health of the oceans when you chose that packet? 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2261 You'd know my name if you read the book about you! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2262 Which one of us is going to bring up the elephant in the room ? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2263 Was my leg gluten free? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2264 We agreed that the east side Trader Joe's was mine and you could shop on the west side 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2265 This one? Low-blubber salt and vinegar? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2266 Who? Me? No, no. My name's not Ahab. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2267 Vengeance is served at the cold-cut counter aisle 13, but it is self check-out. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2268 Vegan chips? Really?! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2269 Did you call me Fish Meal? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2270 I'm obsessed with these things, but I can never seem to find them. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2271 Busted 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2272 Do you think these are vegan? I'm trying to reduce my footprint 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2273 Moby, sometimes you’re just overWHALEming 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2274 No, it’s not me. I must have one of those faces 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2275 See? It’s vegan. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2276 No. It left me with a fishy aftertaste. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2277 Well would you look at that, no MSG. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2278 Ummm ... “Awkward” 1.2500 0.04872 80 62 17 1
2279 Can't help over buying when hungry 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2280 It says it is made from real plankton parts. 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
2281 ‘What’s a little harpoon between friends?’ 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2282 Did you hear about Starbuck’s coffee? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2283 Ditch the plastic, you piece of shit. 1.2500 0.07063 72 59 6 6
2284 This is the best fish out of water story ever! 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2285 Is this the end of all my bursting prayers? All my life-long fidelities? Oh, Ahab, Ahab, lo, thy work. Steady! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2286 Did we like the barbecue flavor? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2287 Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2288 Just don’t call me Ishmael 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2289 Call me... surprised to see you here. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2290 What else do we need, Moby? It might be a long night.... 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2291 Separate bills. One of us is not on 'food stamps'. 1.2475 0.05055 101 79 14 5
2292 Be careful. Choose products with biodegradable packaging. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2293 I KNOW you spend most of your time in the ocean, but salt and vinegar really is the best flavor. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2294 From hell's mart I strike at thee. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2295 I recommend the leg of lamb... or turkey ... or chicken.... 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2296 I'm totally obsessed with these chips, too. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2297 Jonah, you're blocking the aisle, and where's your mask? 1.2473 0.05439 93 71 15 4
2298 It’s a new cereal called Thar She Bl-O’s 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2299 And don’t call me Ishmael. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2300 Big Beluga is watching you! 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2301 Are you Captain Ahab? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2302 Of all the Costcos in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2303 I haven't seen you since that night at Starbuck's! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2304 Again, I'm sorry I made you go down the tuna fish aisle. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2305 What kind of fish do you like? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2306 Tell your agent no sequel without co-billing and gross points. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2307 Meat tenderizer? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2308 Of all the Supermarkets...” 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2309 Keep the leg. I grabbed the last bag of Krill-os. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2310 Not this one. It's made in a facility that also processes peanuts. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2311 We will stop by the pharmacy and get some Scope 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2312 Shopping for a leg of??? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2313 Stop whining. If you're that hungry, go grab a jumbo size bag of krill from Aisle 3. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2314 You were supposed to go to Aisle 2, Jonah. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2315 Excuse me do you know were the fish sticks are? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2316 'Sup? Long time no sea. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2317 You want legs and thighs, or just legs? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2318 I hope you're not following me! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2319 For the hundredth time, darling, I'm still crazy for you, just in a different way now. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2320 I bet no one saw this plot twist coming. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2321 Ye task me and ye heap me still - even here, alas. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2322 OMG what a coincidence...I just saw Herman out in the parking lot! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2323 No mask? What’s your excuse? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2324 I thought I told you no more Captain Crunch! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2325 It's too bad they're out of the extra-large plankton bags. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2326 You like the low-sodium ones, yeah? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2327 Would you please stop telling people that I 'm your Ahab. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2328 Aren't you supposed to be the white elephant in the room? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2329 Sea salt and krill kettle chips? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2330 Don't you dare pick up caviar! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2331 What kind of bait do you like? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2332 Yes, White Whales Do Matter. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2333 It's not whale meat. Honest! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2334 Out of all the Costco’s in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2335 I've been looking for you for years. I see that you moved to my neighborhood. How fortunate for me! 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
2336 You look very familiar. By any chance, did I ever harpoon you? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2337 If I'd known you liked potato chips, we could have saved ourselves an awful lot of trouble. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2338 They're out of fresh krill. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2339 My name’s Jonah—where’s your mask? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2340 Yes, it was fun. But I wasn't looking for a relationship. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2341 The krill is gone. The krill is gone away. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2342 Hath seen the White Corn Chips? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2343 The fish sticks are in the frozen section. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2344 Here it is. Krill on Aisle 6. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2345 Well, I DID say "I'll see you in the depths of hell!" So, it's the depths of Aisle 11. Go figure. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2346 Enough talk about my obsession with some white whale, Ishmael, we’re here for provisions! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2347 No, I won't go to the record shop to buy you that Moby Disc 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2348 I’ve been good! Started going to therapy, which has helped a lot with all of that madness talk—and I recently made my own sourdough starter! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2349 You know what? You were right; we did need two carts. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2350 GOLDFISH? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2351 Don't worry. I'm vegan now. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2352 After quarantine, I'm not sharing my chips anymore Moby. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2353 Don't give me that look, it's sustainably sourced. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2354 "Aye, aye! it's that accursed white whale that razeed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day! Haunting me still in my search for provisions, arrgh!" 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2355 It's called a Prosthetic. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2356 I just saw Ishmael come in. Don't call him "Ish", he hates that. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2357 When we’re finished shopping, let’s swing by Starbuck’s. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2358 These shrimps are on sale. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2359 It never really tastes like sea salt, am I right? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2360 Never thought I’d catch you here. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2361 Whale, whale, whale.... fancy seeing you here. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2362 Can you just stop following me? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2363 Freeze dried krill, frozen krill, krill oil, fresh krill--krill, krill, krill! Can't you just TRY something else? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2364 So now you’re following ME? 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2365 How did you know that I'm on an obsessive hunt for Pepperidge Farms goldfish crackers? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2366 What a strange year we have had! Anyway, have you heard Jonah is missing? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2367 The Arctic hasn’t melted yet. But, I wanted to check out the neighborhood before we move in. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2368 What brand of kelp chips do you prefer? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2369 Aye, so now you're trolling me? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2370 Six feet,asshole..... 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2371 Don’t worry, these are just broccoli spears. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2372 Ahab, we should quit shopping here! They never have packaged Krill! 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2373 These are just Trader Joe's Scandinavian Swimmers. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2374 Where were you Richard, I've been looking everywhere. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2375 How do you feel about animal crackers? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2376 Jonah, it’s so good to see you. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2377 In all the supermarkets in all the towns in all the world... 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2378 I'm glad you're expanding your diet because I only have one more leg. 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
2379 No krill but here's one with sea salt. 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
2380 You want cream for your what-hole? 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
2381 Just add water 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2382 When Ahab chided Wendy, "Never shop on an empty stomach," he had no idea how ironically their marriage was about to end. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2383 Do you have something against me as to provoke your continual ramming of my cart? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2384 Chowder again? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2385 Whos' obsessed? You're following ME! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2386 Finding the perfect tortilla chip is sort of my white whale. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2387 Ishmael says,"Hi!" 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2388 Did you see the BOGO on fish sticks? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2389 How did the second jab go for you? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2390 You were right, it wasn't about you. I was just hungry. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2391 They make them with palm oil these days 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2392 Darling, never forget that I’m YOUR white whale. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2393 You'll find krill in the frozen section. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2394 Yeah, I know they're bad for me, but I can't control my compulsion for these sea salt flavored chips! 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2395 Hey look! They've got something called Pirate's Booty... 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2396 No, we don't dip everything in salt water. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2397 Since when are you vegan? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2398 Do you have to follow me everywhere? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2399 I never expected to see you in the vegan aisle. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2400 This one's non-fat. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2401 And people say I carry a grudge. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2402 The price of good sea salt has really gone up 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2403 I found them, Moby. 'Real Sea Salt'. Now can we check out? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2404 Salt and vinegar? Call these delish-mael. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2405 Excuse me, do you know where I might find the ambergris? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2406 Just a little boat snack 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2407 First the whale in the Hudson River, and now this? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2408 Oh, so you get to dress like abraham lincon and look at ME like I'M the weirdo creep? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2409 So your favorite song is “Walkin’ After Midnight”? A whale of a tale, I say! 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2410 Damn you! I told you the Beluga caviar is in the next aisle. 1.2436 0.06103 78 62 11 4
2411 You’re the wild gefilte?! 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2412 The tabloids say that we hate each other. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2413 I get that a lot. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2414 these ones are baked, if you're concerned about blubber 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2415 Oh, I didn't realize I was on the fish and chips aisle. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2416 No, I don’t eat white bread anymore. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2417 If this doesn’t kill you, nothing will. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2418 Would it kill you to try something else besides krill. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2419 Are these dolphin safe? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2420 How about fish and chips for dinner? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2421 It's the hat, isn't it? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2422 We're almost done shopping, just need to find the harpoon aisle 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2423 Enough with your tables turned stuff. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2424 Why shimmer me...It's damn you. I demand a rematch. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2425 Ishmael? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
2426 Well blow me down, you shop here regularly? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2427 Oh, I'm sorry, were these friends of yours?' 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2428 This weekend, let's go once more; for old-time sake. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2429 Beluga caviar...any relation? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2430 What do you say we catch up at Starbuck's? 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2431 It's not that kind of isle. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2432 There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke... and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own.”—Herman Melvill 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
2433 David! Long time, no sea! 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2434 You should hide when we get to check out. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2435 Ye can't beat these everyday low prices here at Whale-Mart! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2436 You know that save the whales certification sticker is just a marketing grab for the fishing industry, right? Trust me I’d know 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2437 Thank you, I’m obsessed with these and couldn’t have found them without you! 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2438 Quit your wailing! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2439 Have we met before? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2440 Sorry Dickie, only one packet of krill allowed per whale now. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2441 This is the largest size they have for calimari-flavored chips. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2442 No, I wasn't asking if you knew Moby the DJ. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2443 Fresh or frozen krill? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2444 No name calling, buddy. We’re BOTH in the junk food aisle. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2445 Of course not. Just regular oil. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2446 Avast! Do my wretched eyes deceive? Be this gluten-free pancake mix? 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2447 Freeze Dried Krill or 'Wild Caught' - your choice 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2448 Why do you keep asking what I would like for my last meal on earth? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2449 Please, it's my day off. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2450 Munchies? It’s going to be a long story. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2451 Do you know where they have the tartar sauce? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2452 I'm also in a hurry. The Pequod is double docked." 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2453 I' m guessing Captain Crunch is your favorite too. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2454 Quit stalking me. You're such a dick! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2455 Holy tortoise cheeks, Moby! Stop using your blowhole indoors. You're scaring folks. Now, where's the limes? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2456 Go ahead, you don't have much in your cart. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2457 You think this is ethically sourced? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2458 I guess this is the adventure part they'll never show. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2459 Thy hour and thy coupon are at hand! 1.2419 0.04773 124 99 18 5
2460 When'd you learn to walk like that? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2461 Would you mind watching my cart? I forgot my reusable bags in the car. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
2462 From Aisle 5, I stab at thee! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2463 Call me Ahab. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2464 I'd suggest we stop for a coffee,but you ate Starbuck. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2465 But it's a whale of a bargain! 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2466 Was it MSG, mRNA, or mere Chernobyl runoff? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2467 It would help me forgive if we set some boundaries. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2468 How are you still hungry? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2469 My name is Instacart. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2470 I promise this tastes better than my leg. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2471 Well, cut off my leg and call me Ishmail. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2472 Just looking for some light reading, you? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2473 Wanna try Cap'n Crunch? 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2474 Bandaids. Large or small? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2475 You want me for the podcast again? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2476 The seafood department is at the end of aisle 5. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2477 I'm busy right now. Can I harpoon you in the parking lot in, say, 10 minutes? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2478 I was told that the harpoons are in this aisle. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2479 You look good, have you lost weight? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2480 Stop staring, Ahab. It’s just a little quarantine weight. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2481 I think the krill is over in 'Aisle 3;- 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2482 You were right beside me all along. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2483 Call me Ishmael, price check on Aisle 3. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2484 That's not what I think of you - it was a metaphor! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2485 I miss going into work. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2486 I heard it's a whale of a sale! 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2487 A vegetarian? Yeah, right. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2488 Would you mind handing me that box of hardtack from the top shelf? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2489 I know I'm obsessing again – but do you know how much sugar is inside of these? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2490 Is that a wooden leg or are you happy to see me again? 1.2410 0.06548 83 70 6 7
2491 As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. And, yes, for salt and vinegar flavored potato chips. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2492 Phew! I was going crazy looking for these. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2493 You are in the wrong aisle for krill. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2494 Away from thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2495 Bumping into your sworn enemy at Trader Joe’s would be awkward for anyone 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2496 Starbuck's coffee is better. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2497 Oh Christ! You are real 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2498 I never forget a face - are you sure we haven't met? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2499 Don't suppose they have a Starbuck's here... 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2500 Still hauling in the royalties, eh? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2501 Whaddya mean “ya don’t like Captain Crunch”? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2502 Cute mask 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2503 Six feet bitch. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2504 I 'm obsessed with these potato chips. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2505 See you later at Starbuck's? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2506 I’m sorry, they don’t seem to come in a leg flavor. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2507 Beats eating plastic 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2508 I KNOW you prefere squid, but give the quinoa at least a try! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2509 Oh look, this brand has a Dolphin Safe label. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2510 The krill’s on Aisle 8, unless you want this dried stuff. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2511 Are you sure we haven't met before? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2512 Speak, thou vast and venerable head. Is this on sale? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2513 Beluga or Osetra? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2514 Non-GMO, gluten free, organic, freeze dried krill? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2515 Tuna's in Aisle 4. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2516 I can't believe it! Finding this flavor has been my...oh you know. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2517 Oy, for the last time, kosher supermarkets don't carry shrimp, krill, or plankton. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2518 I've told you before. Mrs. Paul and I are just friends. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2519 Do you know where they keep the krill? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2520 I think the moisturizer is in aisle 7. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2521 I can't help myself--it's dangerous to shop while hungry. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2522 Do you need a ride back to the sea? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2523 Sea captain's legs are in aisle six. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2524 A sequel? You obviously didn't read the novel. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
2525 Yes, it is your turn to follow me, but this is just too close. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2526 the lucky ones 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2527 Didn’t we get enough whale jokes from the last cartoon caption contest? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2528 It’s no different from the name-brand kelp. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2529 Excuse me, do you know where I can find the Beluga caviar? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2530 Be patient. We'll stop at Starbuck's on our way home. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2531 Yes, it's real sea salt. It says so right on the package. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2532 No. Starbucks down at the back of the store. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2533 Have you tried the gluten-free krill? 1.2396 0.05287 96 76 13 4
2534 Glad to see your diet includes things besides my leg. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2535 Any dietary restrictions? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2536 Up for a latte? There's a place round the corner you've probably heard of. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2537 You know, people would just call you Moby if you put on some pants. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2538 You think this is gluten free? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2539 I've told you I'm sorry, but this is my last time helping you shop. Whole Foods says I do not qualify as a therapy animal. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2540 Did you remember the tarter sauce? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2541 Brace yourself. We're coming to the seafood aisle. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2542 Who put lamp oil on the list? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2543 Does this shopping cart make me look fat or fin? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2544 Are those low-blubber? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2545 Beluga Bites. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2546 Ahab's in aisle nine eleven. You're in the Puritan aisle. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
2547 You said you were sorry.Enough." 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2548 Forgot" your wallet again 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2549 Just getting some ingredients for a dish best served cold. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2550 I never thought I'd find you in the Doubloon Store. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2551 The prices here are krilling me! 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2552 Stop being be a dick Moby, the freshwater shrimp don't cost an arm and a leg. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2553 Did you want the granola with or without krill? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2554 Any idea where the tuna fish is? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2555 Should we get sea salt or sour cream & onion? 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
2556 Excuse me but where can I find the tarpons? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2557 Well, call me Ishmael!!! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2558 Krill oil? I'd try the Supplements section on aisle six. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2559 Ishmael said these are on the BOGO. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2560 Starbucks okay? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2561 For dinner tonight, you okay with frozen calamari? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2562 Thus, I give up the asparagus spears” 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2563 I guess we’ve both got our sea legs. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2564 Yeah, so it's high in fat, why do you care? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2565 I only buy dolphin-safe now. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2566 What’s the price of shrimp? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 11 2
2567 That’s your white privilege talking. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2568 I hope those edibles just kicked in... 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2569 at least you won’t be needing toilet paper 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2570 Call me easy-meal. 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2571 If you must, call me Ishmael !!! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2572 Starbuck sold out. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2573 In what aisle can I find sperm oil? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2574 Ok, I forgot the list: call me Ishmael 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2575 6 feet apart please, sir 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2576 Why do I feel like you’re following me? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2577 Do you recommend the goldfish? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2578 This dried seafood is good and it is kosher. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2579 Hi. I'm Joby. Moby's brother. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2580 It is Captain Arab,to you! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2581 Ho, towards me thou roll? Move your trolley back a bit. You're a Dick. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2582 Excuse me, but this is Whole Foods, not Whale Foods. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2583 No, no...I'm supposed to be stalking you" 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2584 Since I swallowed Jonah, I don't need nearly so many groceries! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 11 4
2585 It is just a dream...It is just a dream...It is just a dream 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2586 What are you looking at? They have a whole section with legs these days. Prepackaged. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2587 Call this my aisle. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2588 Have you tried the Beyond Blubber? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2589 Let me guess Captain ... fish and chips for dinner ? 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2590 That awkward moment you run into someone you have been trying to avoid at the supermarket. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2591 I thought we'd have classic American tonight. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2592 The Stick and the Dick 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2593 Aye, I do know Cap'n Crunch isn't part of the South Beach Diet. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2594 Ok, I call false advertising, Last Week, Blue Whale? sorta grey. Humpback? More Hump front. Right Whale? Wrong!!! And now you, …Sperm Whale!!!? Nothing… 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2595 It's actually just Ish now. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2596 You think you can treat me like another one of your conquests and never call. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2597 Excuse me, Captain Ahab...if you're in here getting provisions, and I'm in here getting provisions, who's out there waging the epic battle?? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2598 For the last time, my name is not Jonah! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2599 Seriously. How many packages of panko do we need? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2600 Oh you know, just standard calorie counting, exercise, and chopping off the occasional limb. 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
2601 SHOO!!!! I've lost one leg and I'm not letting go of the other one! 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2602 What if I got you a CASE of snacks? Then would you leave me alone? 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2603 I'll get the kale. You get the krill. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2604 Well, you're looking whale. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2605 Once I started getting more fiber and less revenge, well, things are just smoother, you know? 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2606 You are welcome to go ahead of me. After all, you do have White Whale Privilege. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2607 So they’re starting to open everything back up, even the oceans I see. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2608 Is that the last bag of Krill Chips? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2609 Well, it's nice to see you again, under much better circumstances. Sorry about the harpoon incident. 1.2371 0.05238 97 77 15 4
2610 Sure he’s a great storyteller, but wow is he a lousy cook. There’s a reason we all call him ‘Ish-meal.’ 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2611 Hey there! W-a-y too close, buddy. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2612 Want to catch up at Starbucks? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2613 Oh my, fancy meeting you here. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2614 You look so familiar. Do I know you from somewhere? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2615 So we meet again 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2616 I notice you’ve been spending a lot of time with Herman. Any word about sequels? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2617 On your left. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2618 What? Now YOU'RE following ME?? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2619 Do you like this kind of bait? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2620 I couldn't find a mask big enough! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2621 Whale,whale,whale! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2622 I found the plankton chips. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
2623 What are you looking at? They had the fish at a discount ... since they no longer exist in the sea I came here!! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2624 Maintain social distance, Fathead! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2625 Hey Moby, do you care if it's not organic? 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
2626 This is the biggest size they have. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2627 It's so nice to run into you again. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2628 Years of pursuing you and NOW you’re all up in my space?? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2629 You know where I can find the salmon? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2630 Will you please stop following me 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2631 Can you be a little less conspicuous? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 17 2
2632 Don't worry, my doctor said it was only a mild side effect from the Covid vaccine. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
2633 No, I don’t know which isle for legs. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2634 Remember to keep one fathom social distance 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2635 You can't spend your whole life on the high seas, Moby. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2636 Aha,so we do have something in common! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2637 When the ad said 'Whale of a Sale' I didn't think I'd be seeing you again. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2638 Are you following me on porpoise? 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2639 Sorry, I don’t think we’ve met before. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2640 I can't believe they named this snacks after Captain Ahab 1.2361 0.06094 72 57 11 3
2641 Have we met before? You seem to be getting awfully CHUMmy with me 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2642 Look if I buy all this stuff you have to promise me you won't sink the boat 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2643 You might want to cut down on the snacks: you're starting to look like a whale... 1.2360 0.05305 89 67 15 3
2644 What happened to the elephant in the room? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2645 We’re gonna start with Meatless Mondays. 1.2360 0.06194 89 75 7 7
2646 Now all we need is 200 pages on the history of shopping carts. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
2647 I'm hurrying...just don't be a Dick about it. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2648 These aren't the sort of 'chips' you're thinking of..." 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
2649 Really, Ahab, Whole Foods...couldn’t you have just harpooned me? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2650 So...you are worried about the plastic packaging. Really!? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2651 Look, I always shop here. Everything isn't always about you!? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2652 Get your own goldfish 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2653 And when do you plan to go back to the office? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2654 This is the world liberals want 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2655 And what if they're not sea salt and vinegar? Are you gonna bite my other leg off? 1.2353 0.04862 102 79 18 3
2656 Should we stop at Starbuck’s? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2657 Well blow me down! Moby is that you? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2658 My PTSD is really acting up right now---would you mind going ahead of me to check out. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2659 What the F**k? 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2660 Jonah, is that really you? 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2661 Oh golly, I thought you called Ishmael. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2662 This is what I call me nosh aisle. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2663 Krill ye say!?!? Arrr! That'd be Aisle 9. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2664 Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses - then, I account it high time to buy some Cheese Doodles as soon as I can. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2665 Aye, I'll grant you the words bear some similarity but this is a 'Whole Foods,' not a 'Whale Foods!' 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2666 Yay or nay on the gluten-free kelp? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2667 The more things change ... the more they remain the same. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2668 I'll just grab one more of these pirate booty snacks and then we can head over to Starbuck's for book club. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2669 Yeah, I took the last bag of krill. What are you going to do about it? Sink my boat? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2670 Yes, seafood is aisle 7. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2671 I was just looking for you. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2672 I just don't want a repeat of the last time we shopped together while you were hungry. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2673 There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke..." (From Moby Dick by Herman Melville 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2674 My feet are killing me. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2675 When we’re done I’ll call Ishmael and we can all grab a Starbucks. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2676 Gosh I’m sorry, I’m really bad at remembering faces, but if you say we’ve met before I believe you 1.2353 0.05712 85 68 12 4
2677 What? I try to eat local, but you left me no other choice. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2678 Meet back at the bay in an hour? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2679 Don't you know that you'll look a lot less pale and feel healthier, if you shop the outside aisles of the grocer? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2680 I think you have the wrong Jonah! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2681 For long voyages, I usually go with sea salt 'n vinegar. But what do you know about this new "obsessed with revenge" flavor? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2682 Well, I think you’re funny looking too! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2683 You might want to try some of these “Old Salt” flavored chips. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2684 That's 'move it, CAPTAIN' to you! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2685 So I'm obsessed with marshmallows. Your point? 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2686 Oh hey, umm sorry about the harpoon. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2687 Call me Trader Joe. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2688 Is the imitation squid okay, or are you going to make this about you and me? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2689 Social distance sir! Your insistence in presenting an existential threat knows no bounds? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 10 4
2690 I see you found the krill aisle. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2691 Whale, whale, whale... What do we have here? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2692 I assure you that everything on the list is vegan 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2693 We can call it even if you let me use your shopper’s plus card on this cereal. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2694 It’s not really a meet-cute if you keep following me. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2695 It was a one-sided thing, I've moved on, can't we just drop it 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2696 I can't believe the prizes of sea food nowadays, Don't you agree? 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2697 I don’t think Whole Foods has plankton. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2698 What? I gotta eat too, ya know! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2699 Eh Tu, Ishmael? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2700 The krill is in frozen foods. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2701 Queequeg tells me ye got no future as a secret shopper. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2702 What say after this we go grab a coffee at Starbucks? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2703 And I thought the elephant in the room was a challenge. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2704 People stare at me too. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2705 Hey, I’m supposed to be following you! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2706 YOU are carb-shaming ME?! You literally have a layer of blubber! 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2707 A doubloon doesn’t go as far as it used to, you know... 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2708 Call Me Vegan. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2709 Yes, you have to go a long way to get decent krill these days. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2710 Buying fish at the store sure is easier than catching my own 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2711 No mask? Really? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2712 Yes, they're low salt, but let's remember where you live. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2713 Wait — aren’t I supposed to be following you? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2714 Ah-ha! My therapist said I might run into you... 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2715 Six feet!! That’s not six feet! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2716 You heard about the'whale of a sale' too, huh? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2717 No, we're cool. Big tech is my moral enemy now. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2718 The waiting keeps me grounded. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2719 Could I meet you at the fish counter? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2720 It's leg flavor, your favorite. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2721 Put on your mask "Dick", and make sure it covers your blow hole also! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2722 See? There’s no need to bite off somebody’s leg! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2723 Starbucks? Never been there, you? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2724 Would you mind? Social distancing rule is 6 ft! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2725 I thought I was the elephant in the room,but you have taken that to a new depth. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2726 Don’t get this stuff. It’ll get you hooked. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2727 Seriously? This whale gating has got to stop! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2728 ‘This magazine says if I want your attention I should ask which pronouns you prefer’ 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2729 If he asks me to grab something off the top shelf I swear... 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2730 Yeah, I got my eye on you. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2731 This brand of granola has got a full serving of daily self-satisfaction derived from recognizable references to classic literature you never actually read, matey. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2732 Have you tried the (sea) salt and vinegar? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2733 Don't tell Starbuck. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2734 How long have you been on krill oil? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2735 What?" "You heard me, only if we have a coupon. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2736 And this one, since you want a captain and a crunch. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2737 Let me tell you the benefits of a plant-based diet 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2738 Don't you think you have eaten enough today? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2739 Sir! For your information, my flippers are MORE than six feet away from you! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2740 Just read the label. If it says krill it's got krill in it. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
2741 Ye also qualify for senior shopping hours? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2742 ‘Call Me Oatmeal’ - oh, that’s cute. I see what they did there. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2743 Excuse me- are those Kelp chips any good? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2744 right but at the time it’s how we lit lamps. And you weren’t endangered. To be honest, after quarantine I just lost interest. I got really into bread making. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2745 For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of pickle-flavored potato chips. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2746 Relax! It's "Beyond Plankton." 1.2330 0.04918 103 85 13 4
2747 First Jonah..now this? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2748 Call me later. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2749 Where did you park the Pequod? 1.2330 0.05380 103 84 11 6
2750 Pardon me! I’ve got something stuck in my teeth. May I borrow that toothpick? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2751 No bygones is not the same best by... 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2752 Fine, I'll get the other kind, but you don't have to be a dick about it. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2753 I hope that you don't mind, but I'm taking the last package of krill. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2754 Aye, ‘tis the last bag of sea salt and vinegar. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2755 Which shot did you get? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2756 Race you to the shrimp! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2757 Six feet Bubba! And don't rush me! This is seniors shopping hour. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2758 Ya' don't have to get such a big head about it! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2759 Would asparagus spears and Harpoon lager for dinner be a microaggression? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2760 That isn't what they meant by a "whale of a sale". 1.2329 0.06327 73 59 9 4
2761 See, he’s a Cap’n, too - and he’s got ‘Crunch’ right in his name. Trust me, this is the guy you want to eat. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2762 I’ve been obsessed with chasing these down!” 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2763 So much for the "new meds"! 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2764 I see what's in your cart, did you not watch seaspiricy?! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2765 I hate shopping with you. It costs me an arm and a leg. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2766 You still mad at me for eating all the krill from last week? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2767 I recommend the fish. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2768 Are we not going to talk about the whale in the room? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2769 Hast ye seen the white male? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2770 I thought I meet you in hell, but I didn’t think it would be like this. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2771 Wait. These are fair trade. 1.2326 0.04273 86 70 14 2
2772 And I thought I was the obsessive one. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2773 So, the lamp section must be weird. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2774 Krill's on BOGO this week. How many do you want? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2775 Chill. It’s just a book. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2776 Which brand of tuna would you recommend? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2777 I prefer wild caught. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2778 Trader Joe’s Atlantis hasn’t opened yet 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2779 Relax Captain, I’m just stocking up on Goldfish. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2780 I don't care that krill are on sale. This is harassment! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2781 Would you be Ok eating fish sticks?" 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2782 Just my luck to be in a one-way aisle. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2783 Why don't you head over to the meat department and try leg of lamb this time. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2784 The seafood isle may be a safe free zone, but all bets are off once you're in the parking lot 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
2785 Call me Impulse Buyer 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
2786 Have we met someplace before? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2787 Stop following me. I don't know where the frozen Captain's legs are kept. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
2788 I know. . .It’s a whale of a sale. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2789 Chips Ahoy! ok with you? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2790 Who in the world would buy dried fish? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2791 What's so wrong with an updated classic? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2792 How do you prepare krill? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2793 I’m supposed to go after you. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2794 I shop here specifically so I don't run into anyone from work. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2795 Would you mind handing me the sea salt from the top shelf 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2796 You're safe. I've converted to Judaism. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2797 Wet cleanup, aisle24. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2798 I gotta be honest, bud. Your sexy Halloween costume is a little too high concept. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2799 Yes, six feet equals one fathom. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2800 Krill? Aisle 4. Now stop following me. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2801 C'mon, they won't kill you!" 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2802 Must you follow me EVERYWHERE I go? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2803 I've moved on. I'm Q. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2804 Do you fancy wings, legs, or chips? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2805 Hey huddy, are you in line? If not, let me cross. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2806 Man, we never had these problems in the ocean. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2807 What do you mean it doesn't fit your pescatarian diet? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2808 So I"M obsessed? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2809 The fresh fish? End of aisle and left. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2810 You can lose that quarantine weight by going pescatarian 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2811 You run out of reasons to leave your place too? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2812 I have an excuse. They don’t make masks my size. But you sir.... 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2813 Why can't I catch you? You're literally a fish out of water 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2814 I think I'm supposed to chase you. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2815 Stop blubbering and push the damn cart. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2816 I heard these chips go great with fish. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2817 Don't pout. I know you prefer krill chips, but the plankton chips hardly ever go on sale. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2818 From hell's heart I'll feed ye tasty trans fats, until thy's blubber overtakes ye. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2819 Um, hi. How long has it been? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2820 To the last I grocery-shop with thee; from hell's heart I stand in aisle three with thee; for hate's sake I spit my potato chip breath at thee. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2821 I’m supposed to be following you. Isn’t that what book says? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2822 Yes,for the last time,this krill is organic! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2823 I found them! My obsessive quest has reached a conclusion. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2824 Do we need krill? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2825 If you buy any Capt'n Crunch I will harpoon you. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2826 Why don't you call me, Ishmael? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2827 You okay with Krill? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2828 The fat-free ones are for both of us, don't take it personally. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2829 He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his ear were burning he turned around to see it behind him at the Trader Joe's 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2830 No ... Amish; I know nothing about kosher lox. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2831 What’s the difference between wild and pole & line caught? 1.2308 0.04441 91 70 21 0
2832 Don’t you think we should leave some krill for the next whale? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2833 Are these the Kellogg’s Krill Flakes you wanted? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2834 I know it’s not the brand you like but don’t destroy the store over it. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2835 Still only kosher food, Jonah? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2836 I am sorry but they don’t have Plankton flavored. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2837 If they'd had CBD gummies then, you think we'd have been friends? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2838 There are worse things to obsess over than one's diet, you know. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2839 Allow me to introduce myself; I’m Mrs. Moby Dick. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2840 Yom Kippur is no reason to stock-pile krill, Brian. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2841 Who says one has to stand on your own two feet? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2842 Can you help me with this seafood diet? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2843 You get the tuna whale I get the chips. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
2844 I cant believe I found the last bag. Call me lucky 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2845 I don't get the mask thing either. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2846 Really? Not gonna social distance? Do you have to be such a Dick? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2847 Wow! You gained some weight in this pandemic! 1.2299 0.06269 87 74 6 7
2848 Do you shop here often? 1.2299 0.04823 87 67 18 1
2849 Hast seen the white bread? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2850 Okay, okay, I did cut in line, but you deserved it! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2851 ...Stop it Mo...I’ve told you a thousand times... that history is past and forgotten ok..? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2852 To be honest, this just doesn't feel like the relationship I envisioned. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2853 I understand you're warm-blooded, but 'fishing' just sounds better 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2854 Yes I'm sure Moby, this is the Whalemart Isle. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2855 The krill oil is on aisle 9. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2856 Are you stalking me? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2857 You mean I didn’t have chase you round Good Hope, or round the Horn, or round the Norway Maelstrom, or round perdition’s flames — I just had to go to Costco !? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2858 Climate Change. Why are you here? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2859 It's too soon to joke that I taste like chicken! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2860 Ye following me, damned Whale? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2861 A one-legged Amish guy in the cereal aisle... Seems a little fishy. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2862 If you’re looking for your ancestry test, try seafood, aisle 5. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2863 For once I'm glad you are at least six feet away from me. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2864 Chips... They are just a metaphor for the futility of dieting. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2865 Don’t be a dick, Moby - Just let bygones be bygones! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2866 Please Lord tell me you haven’t been there this whole time. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2867 If you are looking for krill,it's in the frozen fish section on aisle nine. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2868 See, no caviar! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2869 Got Gefilte Fish? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2870 I know, I couldn't get through the first 26 pages either." 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2871 One bag or two? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2872 Yeah, it’s Yiddish for stuffed. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2873 Stop looking at me, Ahab. I'm just a metaphor. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2874 No offense, but I prefer kosher salt to sea salt 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2875 Did you hear? We got cancelled because you are White. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2876 Cheer up, krill’s on sale 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2877 Plant based leg meat is in aisle 9, but it's high in sodium 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2878 Oh lord, here we go... 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2879 Want to go another round? 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
2880 These are good enough. I'm not searching all over to satisfy an obsession. It's about time both of us learned that lesson. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2881 You’re gonna need a bigger cart! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2882 One more bag of these and it's our diets that will be wrecked. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2883 Avast, Moby, this Starbucks' darkest roast, intensely smoky French bean muted with cetacean oil and with low acidity.....it doth lift my spirits 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2884 White whale privilege.....I see it everywhere nowadays! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2885 You look familiar 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2886 They’re running a beer special - Harpoon!” 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2887 Back off. The CDC recommends 20,000 leagues distance. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2888 I can't tell you how long I've been searching for this. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2889 I bet you can’t eat just one of these chips like you did with my legs. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2890 From hell's heart I stab now at white cheddar popcorn. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2891 So THIS is the aisle where the great whales be! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2892 Krill, crustacens, plankton, no corn, nor chicken parts; what say we go with this Blue Whale brand? 1.2289 0.06258 83 70 7 6
2893 I know there’s healthier options, Moby. You don’t have to be a dick about it 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2894 Did you seriously just ask me to walk faster? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2895 Great! Now he’s stalking me. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2896 Moby's knows the trouble I'm 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2897 No one ever tells you about the upkeep involved after you catch your white whale. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2898 My left leg was no problem, but eating pork rinds grosses you out? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2899 'It be me I've been hunting all along, sayeth this Cosmo quiz.' 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2900 Can you recommend a good brand of krill? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2901 ...And these are cetacean free! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2902 Calm down. They’re not cooked in that kind of oil. I’m buying them. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2903 didn't you die?" "didn't you live underwater?" "agree to disagree. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2904 I just love these goldfish crackers! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2905 You’re new here? The seafood is isle #1. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2906 They made you change your last name because it assume your gender? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2907 In this biblical reboot of “The Odd Couple,” Jonah and the whale become unlikely roommates. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2908 Oh, whale! admire and model thyself after the chip! Like the great dome of St. Peter's, and like the great chip, retain, O whale! in all seasons a crispness of thine own. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2909 Fishing for food not compliments 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2910 Wrong aisle, these are the kosher salt chips. Sea salt chips are on aisle three, Willy. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2911 Oh, Richard. Hi. It’s been so long. You look good. Do you ever... do you ever wonder what it would have been like if we had kept the baby? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2912 First you chew off my leg and now you want some fish n' chips? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2913 I said no shrimp chips. Go put these back. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2914 Let me guess. You're in for for the krill? 1.2283 0.04663 92 77 11 4
2915 Stop blubbering you’re almost finished! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2916 I think you'll like the Cheddar Goldfish, Willie 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2917 Don't bother buying any green bananas. 1.2281 0.07923 57 49 3 5
2918 I forget - are you toothed or baleen? 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2919 Ted,I didn’t know you shopped here 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2920 Speak, thou vast and venerable head, but do not judge. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2921 Yes Moby, I got the one with extra salt, quit being a Dick! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2922 Call me surprised. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2923 Of the people and whales, for the people and whales, by the people and whales. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2924 The krill are in aisle 3. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2925 When did you become vegan? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2926 Ahoy, Matey. I've come for the other leg (of lamb, of course). 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2927 No, my grandfather did not spear your grandmother. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2928 It's Ahab-it of mine to sing "Getting buy with a little kelp from my friends" 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2929 No, I don't know where the seafood aisle is. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2930 I thought the expression was "...the ELEPHANT in the room!" 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2931 Yes, you texted, 'Call me, fish aisle' but a phone call is so impersonal, don't you think? 1.2278 0.06483 79 67 6 6
2932 Kosher krill is an oxymoron. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2933 No. I don't know where to find krill. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2934 You haunt me only in the novel. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2935 Oh no, I always check to make sure it’s dolphin safe. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2936 I see you’re on Shore leave 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2937 don't worry, I won't take all of the toilet paper 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2938 Oh this is awkward, you see I was really seeking mallomars. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2939 Excuse me sir, where can I find the seaweed snacks ? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2940 the krill section is over in the refrigeration area 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
2941 You can’t believe everything you read! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2942 "Where is the water?" 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2943 How did Starbuck get a branding deal ahead of us? 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2944 I'm glad to see you have become vegetarian. Here are some non-GMO chips for you. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2945 This is Captain Crunch, Goldfich Crackers are one aisle over. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2946 The calamari is on aisle 6. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2947 They're out of krill. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2948 Come on, Moby—I’m going out on a limb here. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2949 Thighs are in aisle three. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2950 It's not paranoia if you're really being followed! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2951 It's called evolution. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2952 Be careful, these chips have a little bite to them. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2953 Of course it's sustainable. The package says it's krill-based. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2954 To be sure,you like goldfish don’t you? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2955 Wanna get these? They're Sea Salt. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2956 Oh my friends will be so happy with all these plastic wraps. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
2957 Of course it takes a pandemic for us to finally bump into each other 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2958 What?... No mask? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2959 We're both off work - don't make it awkward. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2960 Krill? Frozen or fresh? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2961 My only other megalomaniacal obsession is low-fat chips. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2962 I have an extra coupon for fish sticks if you’re interested. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2963 No, I haven't seen Jonah. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2964 The name’s Ahab, haven’t we met before. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
2965 Excuse me, may I cut in? I have a load of sperm to deliver. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2966 Go ahead, pull the other one. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2967 I let the compliments go to my head. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2968 You good if I pick up some Goldfish crackers? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2969 Grab a few extra snacks. Shark Week is on next month. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2970 Last time I had to find you there was a whole book about it, so let’s just shop together this time... 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2971 You know, I come here a LOT, and I swear this is the first time I've seen a guy in a cape. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2972 Sardines and tuna are in Aisle 7. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2973 How can I get over you if you won’t leave me alone? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2974 You look familiar...we've met before, yes? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 15 4
2975 I'm hooked on these chips man 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2976 You're not thinking of a sequel, are you? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2977 Now who's obsessed?" 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2978 You're lucky--Queequeg's in quarantine. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2979 Just when Captain Ahab thought it was "safe" to "get back in the store again"..... 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2980 Yes, I’m working again. Personal shopper for Davy Jones. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2981 But it's the good kind of blubber. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2982 The last bag of crunchie cheesies -consider thy debt paid! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2983 Relax! It looks like the two of us are in the same boat here. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2984 Do you know how obsessed I am with these chips?! 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2985 Excuse me, but where’s the Starbucks? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2986 Do you like tuna fish ? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2987 Whale...I'm captain Jack Sparrow. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2988 You took my leg, I'm taking the last bag of shrimp chips. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2989 Look, krill chips are on sale! 1.2258 0.04866 93 73 17 2
2990 All right. Then DON'T call me Ishmael 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2991 That be the third time ye nudged me, Dick! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2992 I buy all things, I thieve what I can. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2993 There's a special on calamari today...ailse 5!! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2994 You'll like it, its Krilled Cheese flavor 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2995 I heard there was a whale of a sale. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2996 Did you read the calories? I can’t have you dragging me down again! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2997 From hell’s heart I stab at thee. But, could I borrow yer price club card? 1.2254 0.05382 71 55 14 1
2998 This is why I love this town. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
2999 Can we start over ? I feel we got off on the wrong foot.” 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3000 The seafood section is three aisles over. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3001 You really can run into anyone at the supermarket, huh? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3002 Well, call me Ishmael! If it's not my old friend, Dickie! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3003 I like to buy in bulk 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3004 I'll help you find the krill if you just stop following me 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3005 Did Ishmael also move to the 'burbs? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3006 Can you tell me where the seafood section is please? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3007 They have the krill flavored chips you like in stock again. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3008 Says it tastes just like real seaweed 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3009 You're kidding, right? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3010 I'm so glad we finally found one another. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3011 I’ve been hunting all over for these 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3012 I didn’t peg you for such a tattle-whale. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3013 Salt & vinegar chips? Really? Honestly, this is the last time we let Ishmael write up the grocery list. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
3014 Ishmael told me you might be here. I thought he was just pulling my leg. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
3015 Sale Ho!!! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3016 I thought you lost the election. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3017 The anti-white supremacist groups will have a field day with you.” 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
3018 Yeh, I know, Mob, what a yarn that guy spun from my leg and your complexion. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3019 You want chips with sea salt? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3020 Do you need more Goldfish? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3021 Should we have sushi tonight? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3022 I think it's Tuesday, why? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3023 Don’t forget the olive oil! 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
3024 These kelp chips really take me back... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3025 Yes, I see the label, but I'm telling you they aren't actually fish from Sweden. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
3026 With salt , right? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3027 Feeling a bit out of place too, huh? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3028 They say you shouldn't shop on an empty stomach. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3029 Breast or legs? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3030 Hey Whitey...long time no sea. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3031 Forget Ishmael, call me Instacart. 1.2247 0.03996 89 70 19 0
3032 Low sodium? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3033 Of all places, though - Arizona? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3034 Don't you think you have done enough damage already? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3035 You'll have to speak up, we're above sea level 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3036 It’s just easier to buy frozen these days, rather than lugging that harpoon around. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3037 Would you recommend this brand of dried Anchovies? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3038 Don't call me Ishmael: the name's Ahab! 1.2245 0.05716 98 83 8 7
3039 The swordfish is on sale 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
3040 I guess leg of lamb will have to do.... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3041 You should try this new cereal, it’s called Obssssesion… 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3042 Yes, I’m vaccinated.” 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3043 I’ve been hunting this original recipe for 30 years. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3044 Take your pick. Whole wheat glutenfree organic cruelty free or high protein kale flavoured spelt fair trade plankton? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3045 Hast thou seen the white sale? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3046 Frankly, I'm sick of krill. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3047 I think the krill is in aisle 4 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3048 Why am I surprised? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3049 So anyway, that's why I switched to baked cheese snacks to bring over to the in-laws. Hey, wait a second, do I know you from somewhere? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3050 First you’re out of print and then you’re stalking me. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3051 Saturday in the gluten free aisle 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
3052 I was thinking plankton instead of krill this week? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3053 OK, I'll pick up a movie rental on the way out and see if they have 'The Outlaw Josey Wales'. 1.2237 0.04626 76 61 14 1
3054 The need to address the whale in the room 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
3055 Get over it, Ahab. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3056 Do you doubt my ability to navigate these aisles? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3057 oh no, not again 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3058 Jonah. What's yours? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3059 Krill Flavor? I still don't 'get' the bar-B-Q kind! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3060 If you get the munchies tonight, eat this bag of freeze dried krill, not my leg. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3061 You just never know how these Choose Your Own Adventure books are going to end out 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3062 The krill? Saw it in vitamins, two aisles over, next to the fish oil. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3063 I see no cause for retribution as it was not I who ate your leg. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3064 Is there Harpoon in the beer aisle? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3065 How hungry are you? Are 3000 of the 8 oz. packages going to be enough for dinner tonight? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3066 Whale look who it is... 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3067 Don’t worry...this tuna is dolphin safe... 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3068 They don't have Beluga, is Party Size ok? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3069 Whale, whale, whale, look who they let into the grocery store. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3070 My tastes have changed 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3071 Seafood is Aisle seven. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
3072 I'll chase you round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give you the last pack of jalapeño mini pretzels. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
3073 The kosher krill is two aisles over. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
3074 Oh NOW you're vegan 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
3075 Um, harpoons. Did you pick up harpoons? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
3076 You still watching your sodium? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
3077 Aren't you the one I chased from the Pequod? 1.2233 0.04962 103 83 15 4
3078 I’ve heard they have really fresh fish. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3079 Get going before I bite off the other leg. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3080 By sea or by land, ye cannot escape microplastics. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3081 Uh, what fresh hell is this? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3082 And don't forget to call Ishmaell when you get home 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3083 Don't give me the Moby eyes right now. We're in the chip aisle. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3084 They've got the good potato chips, but should we get those low fat rice crisps instead? I don't want us to turn into a couple of ... uh ... sorry. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3085 Have you seen the price of the potatoes?--she blows! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3086 It's our lucky day. They're having a sale on krill. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3087 it's been more than a 150 years and it's about time we talk about the whale in the room 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3088 They are used to seeing a fish out of water in all the confusion nowadays, even when you aren't a fish. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3089 I searched for you for years,and here you are at the grocery store on Nantucket following me? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3090 Wasabi krill? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3091 Aisle's whale that ends well. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3092 A bit nosy, eh? 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
3093 Ahab?? No, no ... call me Ishmael. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3094 From the heart of aisle 7, I stab at thee. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3095 No, you can't have my Captain Crunch cereal. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3096 Shouldn't you be finishing your shift at Vineyard Vines? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3097 If you say: That was a whale of a deal, just one more time... 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3098 Is it cheat day for you too? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3099 Shall we hit Starbucks on the way home? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3100 Stop Sulking! Would You Rather the Old Longboat and Harpoon routine? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3101 I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts, but you can also find them on the snack aisle. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3102 Forced to rapidly evolve this clever whale contributes plastic waste to the ocean in order to spite his rivals. Survival of the fittest shelly. You can take the kids but I will take you all out with me. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3103 I DID NOT RECOGNIZE YOU WITHOUT THE HARPOON IN YOUR HEAD 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3104 So no toilet paper, right? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
3105 So that's the new Republican symbol! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3106 Prepackaged krill? Really? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3107 Slow down. I have one good leg and one bad wheel. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3108 If these aisles weren't unidirectional now, you'd be in real trouble. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
3109 Ahoy, Captain -- please point me to the fresh fish counter. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3110 Land legs take some getting used to. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 11 3
3111 Stop looking at my legs. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3112 Moby you could pass me the krill chips? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3113 Yes, if you insist--after this we will go get sushi. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3114 Why won't I tell you where they keep the fish? Because you bit off my leg!" 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3115 Suddenly in aisle 5; Ishmael realized his search hath ended. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3116 Oh there you are. I was seeking you in the bread aisle. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3117 I understand this deodorant works wonders even for bigger guys like yourself. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3118 You know,I had nothing against Jonah,but maybe sometimes it’s better to just stay quiet. Just sayin. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3119 You like seafood? 1.2222 0.05648 90 70 9 4
3120 Well, butter my chips and call me Ishmael! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3121 Isle? I thought you said aisle. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3122 Oh whale, he needs the carbs more than I do 1.2222 0.05423 90 73 12 4
3123 From Hell's heart, I stab at myself for forgetting my coupons. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3124 No, sorry, I don't think they sell krill here. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3125 Is that roe mister Wade 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3126 I eat these things with a vengeance. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3127 I didn´t quite undertand why he was looking as if I was the elephant in the room 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3128 Hey, I managed to catch this week's coupons. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3129 Im really trying to gain the leg weight back 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
3130 Whale oil be. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3131 Those empty calories won't fill the void of what you're truly searching for. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3132 Do you think anyone will ever read about us just for fun? 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
3133 Have your tried the new flavor of goldfish? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3134 When you went to the wailing wall you weren’t supposed to change into a whale! 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3135 . Happy 4/20! 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3136 Thank you for letting me go in front of you in the line. Your whale-come 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3137 What? It's just sea food. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3138 Sorry, they’re still out of water 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3139 Yes, my name is Moby, and you? 1.2209 0.05585 86 70 10 4
3140 Can you tell me which aisle the tinned krill is in. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3141 Yes, it's vegan 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
3142 Moby, I’m sure it’s not a relative. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3143 Funny, I don't think I've run into you when we're not at work. 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
3144 Moby Dick Head I presume? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3145 No,I will not call you that. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3146 Are you looking for the fish tacos,too? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3147 Well Pip be darned! Never thought the afterlife would see the likes of you! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3148 I'll meet you at the Starbucks in half an hour. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3149 No, it's not. Why do you ask? 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
3150 Excuse me, do you know which aisle the harpoons are in? 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
3151 Keep a low profile okay? We already got kicked out last time for buying all the pirate's booty. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3152 Packed on a few pounds while staying at home during the covid epidemic? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3153 If you're looking for the seafood counter, it's several aisles over 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3154 And they say I'm obsessed. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3155 If we have time, maybe we can stop at Starbuck’s. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3156 Can’t kill me with a harpoon, so now you’re going to try to get me with those high cholesterol snacks? 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
3157 Excuse me,, Sir. In which aisle do they have the legs ? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3158 Mind tossing some matzos in my cart! 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3159 Do you know where the beer is? I'm going to get wrecked tonight. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3160 I wish I'd known earlier that all you wanted was crunchy plankton chips. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3161 Let’s stop at Starbuck’s on the way home”.. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3162 I guess we both were thrown under the boat 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3163 Without your toothpick, I wouldn't have a peg to stand on." 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
3164 Here’s a novel idea—stop following me. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3165 Oh,good. Did you know I have been looking for you? 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
3166 Really, Moby? If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were stalking me! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3167 It's okay; I'm vegan now. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3168 Ask me not if these Cheetos be dolphin safe. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
3169 Now I see what they mean by "Whale of a Sale!" 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
3170 You work for instacart too?? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3171 Fine, fine, I won’t buy the shrimp chips. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3172 i swear.. i don’t know how this sushi ended up in my cart 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3173 I wanna live like common people I wanna do whatever common people do 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3174 You don’t happen to know which aisle to find harpoons, do you? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3175 When’s lunch? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3176 Did you remember the coupons? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3177 I thought I smelled something! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3178 You don't have to worry. Walmart stopped selling harpoons. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3179 I just can’t kelp myself. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3180 Trader Joe is actually a business partner of mine. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3181 Really, another bag? You already got one leg. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3182 You want the Sea Salt & Vinegar or the Nacho Cheese flavored krill? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3183 No, I didn't call you Ishmael 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3184 Call me crazy, but is this you on the cover of Popular Whaling? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3185 My doctor has been telling me to watch my blubber. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3186 You're a mammal, right? So fish flavor is okay? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3187 This is an unhealthy work-life balance. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3188 You remind me of someone I know. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3189 Ahab - is that you looking for a whale of a sale? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3190 Quit blubbering! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3191 I killed your dad. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3192 Look Ahab, this starting to get awkward. You have to move on with your life” 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3193 Aisle 4: Get Well Cards 1.2200 0.04731 100 83 13 4
3194 These chips have sea salt! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
3195 Legs are in aisle 13. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3196 Et tu, Moby? My leg was not enough, now you want my potato chips? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
3197 Some more goldfish crackers, or go on over to seafood ? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3198 Don't tell me you're afraid to try frog legs. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
3199 Don’t worry. These are made with vegetable oil. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
3200 I just think they might get the wrong idea if we serve beluga caviar. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3201 Yes, it's the last bag of plankton and you can't have it! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3202 For the LAST TIME, NO, I don't have any tuna in my cart! They're anchovies and I'm NOT putting them back. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3203 That Ishmael chap's not invited, is he? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3204 Jeremy! I haven't seen you since you were living in a bowl. How have you been? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3205 Call me management." 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3206 What will keep you from getting so hangry? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3207 Sometimes the true conquest is the friends we made along the way. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3208 I thought you said you LIKED the kelp flavored chips!?! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3209 Excuse me but you're on the 'One leg with 10 items or less' line. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3210 Do you want to serve krill with that shrimp? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3211 Any dinner suggestions? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3212 But it's mostly tuna. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3213 Did you happen to see anyone you know at the fish counter? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3214 This one comes with a free harpoon. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3215 I’m surprised there’s a Starbucks in-store, too. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3216 It was originally published as a cereal. 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
3217 Sea salt and vinegar, will that do? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3218 Leg of lamb? Is that some kind of joke? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3219 Excuse me, Ishmael. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3220 Hast seen the white wine? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3221 Going vegan now won't help your image. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3222 'Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. But first I must finish the shopping." 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3223 I'd like to resolve this karma between us now, so it doesn't follow into our next lifetimes... 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3224 Is the non-organic kale okay? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3225 Sorry I can't remember your name, I'm stumped. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3226 I told you, I'm not Ahab, so quit stalking me. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3227 You had me at hello...You had me at hello. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3228 Oh please you go first. I'm comfortable following you. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3229 Sorry—I don’t know where you’d find dishes that are best served cold. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3230 What's in the bag? It's 'Krill' - much tastier than a Whaler!" 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3231 Shopping together at Whalemart is frustrating. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3232 Are we ever going to seas the deal or you are just going to ship? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3233 My wife wanted to try some of that new vegan krill 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3234 (At the same time): “You’ve lost weight”. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3235 Hey, where is your mask? 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
3236 This is quite a surprise! Shouldn’t we go talk it out ove coffee at Starbucks? 1.2190 0.04876 105 84 15 3
3237 So much easier than biting a captain’s leg off, isn’t it? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3238 Whatever you are, do not get harpooned.-Abraham Lincoln. 1.2188 0.06853 64 53 6 4
3239 I think you're right, Moby. Us challenging Atticus and Gatsby will make a better movie than Godzilla vs. Kong. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3240 I'm not feeling it anymore. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3241 Krill? Again? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3242 You like tuna powder,right? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3243 You should try these. They taste like leg. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3244 You know, I think with a good toupee and the right clothes, you will have no trouble getting invited to all the best parties. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3245 I think you misread the flyer. It said they were having a great white sale! 1.2188 0.05381 96 79 10 5
3246 Maskless at the market? Typical white whale privilege. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3247 You know you rarely see these in stores.... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3248 I'm getting extra bags of shrimp flavor for myself so we don't have the same situation as in lockdown. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3249 You're the reason they're out of fish and squid? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3250 And yet, I’M always the whale in the room... 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
3251 I left my elephant in the room; now, why is my whale in the supermarket? 1.2184 0.05991 87 74 7 6
3252 Look, if you’re going to keep following me around, I’m going to lodge a formal complaint with the Department of Fisheries. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3253 Ishmael,can you meet me in aisle seven? 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
3254 Can you help me choose? I am out of my depths. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3255 You wouldn't believe how long I've been trying to track these down. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
3256 Act like I’m not here........ 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3257 Do you ever miss the good ol' days? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3258 This ad says they have "A whale of a sale today". 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
3259 The Lime flavored chips help prevent scurvy. Amazing, right? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3260 Excuse me, are you Mrs. Dick? 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
3261 Call it Ish-meal 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3262 I'll follow you anywhere -- 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3263 I ate some of these the other night when I was high. They're pretty good." 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3264 Do you know which isle the gefilte fish is in? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3265 They’re out of krill. Cheetos okay? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3266 Don't worry I'm picking all your favorites 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3267 He took my ship, now I’m taking the last of the plankton chips. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3268 Green peas are just around the corner. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3269 Your vast and venerable head reminds me of someone... 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3270 I just wanted something other than seafood for once 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3271 Maybe so, but Cape Cod kettle cooked with sea salt is MY favorite. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3272 What are kale chips? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
3273 I'm still searching -- krill is hard to find 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
3274 When did feeding your family begin to cost both an arm and a leg? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
3275 People aren't staring because of my leg. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3276 Oooh, freeze dried Jonah. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
3277 Think I better race to the sardines! 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
3278 Even here, everywhere you look, Sea Salt! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3279 And I told Ishmael, revenge is divine and all, but if your willing to pay half the rent I think a missing leg is just water under the bridge. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3280 Krill are in aisle 7. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3281 We always get sea salt, can we try sour cream and onion this time? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3282 I've seen how you eat by floating aimlessly with your mouth wide open, so don't get picky now . 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3283 How about farm raised krill? Tastes like leg. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
3284 Yahweh? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3285 Have we traded the whole grand game for a place in the checkout line? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3286 I'm supposed to follow you. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3287 How about these for the next time your hangry?" 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3288 Why aren’t you wearing a mask? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3289 Back up, I told you the last time, Captain Crunch is in the other aisle! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3290 Here I thought I would have to sail to the other side of the world to capture the white whale. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3291 So they don’t carry krill. You don’t have to bite my head off, too. 1.2174 0.05315 92 75 12 4
3292 Jonah has a flash back. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3293 I just want you to know that I have grown over this last year and I think that we can do better than "back to normal." 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3294 It doesn't say whether it's domestic or imported krill. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3295 Did you pick up some tuna? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3296 Bump me subsequently with your trolley of provision, fellow, and we shall have beef in this very aisle. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3297 I eat one more of these, I’m gonna look like a beached ... never mind. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3298 This is nice, but do you ever miss the chase? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3299 There was this guy named Ishmael looking for you, do you know him? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3300 this work-from-home lockdown isn't doing our waistlines any good. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3301 I always run into someone I know at the supermarket. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3302 Ham or turkey? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3303 Krill and chips sound good to you? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3304 Who's obsessed with who? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3305 You don't need toilet paper? Another reason I hate you 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3306 Would you know where the lamp oil is? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3307 Some of the book's edge was lost in the adaption to television. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3308 After I ate your leg the last time we met, I got a real bad case of indigestion, and that’s when I became a vegetarian. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
3309 We do NOT all look alike. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3310 Curse these postmodern sequel authors. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3311 The Kosher krill in the frozen food section tastes much better. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3312 So YOU think you have an appetite for junk food? 1.2169 0.06425 83 72 4 7
3313 Is insta-krill ok or must we return to the sea before dinner? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3314 I’m the only one here with a reasonable excuse for shopping at Costco. 1.2169 0.04863 83 65 16 1
3315 Thar you are! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3316 Are you tired of this Whale of a Sale thing? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3317 Do you know the shark that ate my foot? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3318 I'll be honest: I really preferred the thrill of the chase. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3319 Call me Insatiable. 1.2169 0.05434 83 67 12 3
3320 From hell's heart, I stab at these store brand frosted mini wheats. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3321 I thought you were still in Florida. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3322 Don’t you just love sea-nior citizen hour? 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
3323 Oh, I didn't think I'd find you her 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 8 2
3324 Do you know if Starbuck’s coffee is any good? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
3325 My new obsession is hunting down these rare chip flavors. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3326 Sorry, legs were two-for-one last week. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3327 Apparently our greatest influence has been in coffee. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3328 I told my agent I wasn’t so sure about this reboot, yet here we are. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3329 It says dolphin and whale friendly, stop judging me and go spout off to someone else 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3330 I wish you liked leg of lamb. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3331 In all honesty, there's not much that can be done with this cartoon. So quit following me! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 11 2
3332 Seafood? Back left corner. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3333 What is this chickpea flower 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3334 YOU’RE following ME??? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3335 Sorry, you're in the grog and hardtack section. Krill are on Aisle 8. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3336 You go first? Talk about #whiteprivilege! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3337 It’s a lovely song but that’s three times in a row now. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3338 Six feet Buddy 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3339 What do you want now? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3340 I’ve moved on to goldfish 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3341 Can you check and see if Jonah wants any chips... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3342 So is this brand of frozen fish any good 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3343 It wasn't me. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
3344 I've been looking for you for a long time. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3345 Seafood? That’s in aisle 5 or my name’s not Ahab. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3346 Call me mayhaps. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3347 The guy who called himself Ishmael? You believed him when he told you, “I only am escaped alone to tell thee.”? 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
3348 I guess they'll give the vaccine to just about everyone! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3349 Looks like there's only one left of the kind you like. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3350 OK, OK, I promise not to yell "Thar he blows!" when I find a special... 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3351 The krill’s in aisle 5. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
3352 I guess we can't all cash in on this thing like Starbuck. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3353 Yes, they're "Sea Salt and Vinegar." It's the only other thing I'm obsessed with. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
3354 Do you fancy some vegan dried krill? 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
3355 „They do indeed have a really good product selection here at Whalemart, don‘t they?“ 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
3356 I switched to lo-carb after your husband took my leg. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
3357 I’d give an arm and a leg for that last box of oatmeal. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
3358 I see you got asylum. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3359 I saw some of thy mother in the sushi. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3360 Relax Ahab, we're on neutral ground here. Give it a break until we meet again in the ocean. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3361 Stop following me! I am not Jimmy Stewart, and you are not Harvey! 1.2154 0.06755 65 54 6 4
3362 Call me bargain hunter. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3363 They only have light sea salt. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3364 I look everywhere for you and here you are in the Krill aisle! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3365 Don’t step on my blue fur hat 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
3366 Now I get to choose what kind of plastic I put in my body. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
3367 I’m obsessed with these things! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3368 Would it kill you to be out of my way? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3369 Have you seen Captain Ahab? I'm Moby, Moby Dick 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3370 So, this is how I die. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3371 Oyster crackers? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3372 Oh, I should tell you how I like these Chili & Lime Flavored Tortilla Chips after you bleedin' bit off my leg. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3373 My name is Inigo Dick, you killed my father, prepare to die. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3374 I can never read his writing. Will you call Ishmael? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3375 I've been searching everywhere for the White Cheddar... 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3376 Do you buy regular or organic krill? 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
3377 How ‘bout these? They’ve got krill. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3378 So how does it feel to be land locked? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3379 Some people prefer 'bonito flakes,' but I just call it fishmeal. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3380 If I buy this, will you stop blubbering? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3381 Are you sure Costco doesn't carry krill? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3382 Their eyes locked briefly in the produce aisle. Ahab thought, “Could she be the one I’ve been looking for all my life?” 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3383 Funny you should ask. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3384 I prefer the sea salt. You? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3385 There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3386 I told you these prices were worth the trip. 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
3387 Captain, do you know when the filming would start again? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3388 I'm glad to see you've gone vegan. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3389 I like domestic bliss, but I loved the chase. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3390 What, no masks for blow holes? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3391 OK, we can get the potato chips with sea salt, but we're NOT buying 'Captain Crunch'! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3392 Fancy a coffee at the new Starbucks next door? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3393 The second I retire.... 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3394 Whale, whale, whale. Certainly didn’t expect to see you here. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
3395 Let's try diet blubber this time. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3396 I recommend the Gold Fish snacks. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3397 No, I do not know where the Sushi aisle is. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3398 They’re all out of salt water taffy. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3399 I didn’t mean to insult you, I thought it was your name. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3400 Turns out what I really needed was Abilify and some anger management classes. How you been? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3401 This is a bit awkward to ask, but have you been avoiding me? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3402 Are you okay with the krill toasted in sesame oil? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3403 Potato Chips Ahoy! Get it? 1.2143 0.06400 70 58 7 4
3404 You feel like fish tonight? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3405 Almost done with my list. Is 'Queequeg' that hippie stuff they serve in bowls mixed with broccoli, or am I thinking of something else? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3406 It figures I'd find you in the snack aisle. 1.2143 0.06400 70 58 7 4
3407 After this I thought we would drop into my shrink's office for a sec and then spend a pleasant evening in a casino. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3408 With prices these low, they can call me whatever they want! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3409 E'en in the Chip Aisle thou tauntest me? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3410 Six feet distance is hard enough,but the mask is impossible 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3411 You played for the Dolphins, didn't you? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
3412 Anger Management saved my life. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3413 Wrong place, wrong time, huh. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3414 Pardon me, "do you know where I would find canned fish?" (Ahab on shore leave stocking up on provisions) 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3415 Don't be a dick, Moby. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3416 Umm...I'm not who you think I am, but yes I am a white whale, and yes, I know who you're looking for. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3417 Starkist or Bumble Bee? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3418 Don’t worry. It says, “not tested on animals.” 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3419 The only thing I hate more than you are how these chips go straight to my thighs. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3420 You're right. They've got everything in here. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3421 Ever tried White Cheddar Whales? They're like knockoff Goldfish, but I'm just crazy for 'em. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3422 there is nothing here you can eat so you might as well go... 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3423 BBQ krill ok for you, Moby? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3424 Remember when krill came in only one flavor? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3425 Thus, I give up the shmear. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3426 Do you have some spare change? I ran out of Climate 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3427 Excuse me, but I feel like we’ve met before? 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3428 Can’t you just try something other than krill flavour? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3429 I'm picking up some snacks now, but fancy a bite later? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3430 You here for some spicy baked krills? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3431 These prices blow 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3432 Krill is at the end of isle 5, but it'd frozen, not fresh. 1.2136 0.04709 103 81 16 3
3433 Don’t worry, they’re organic 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
3434 One hit, now look at us -- bargain shopping. Sheesh!" 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
3435 I assume you’ll want a lot of chips 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3436 Is pescatarian that you do or do not eat fish?, I can never remember. 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
3437 I think these Oreos were made from your wife 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
3438 Its called Moby Hotdog made in the Philippines 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3439 Let me guess... fish oils?! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3440 Call me disappointed. No more Sea Salts. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3441 Stop stalking me! 1.2133 0.05787 75 61 10 3
3442 For most things I go with the store brand. Except floss. Treat yourself with good floss. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3443 You like Krill with wasabi. Don't you? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3444 Uh, no, sorry. I don’t even know whether they carry krill, much less which aisle it would be on. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3445 You'll hear from my lawyer. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3446 Please maintain six feet nose to nose. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 9 3
3447 I've been trying to lay off seafood lately. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3448 They're out of krill chips. Wanna try the crab chips? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3449 Last week they were out of the krill brugers. You might want to stock up. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3450 Huh, I always thought I'd run into you at Starbuck's. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3451 Should I go for a dip? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3452 Well. That explains the plankton shortage. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3453 Isn't this way better than me sitting on the Pequod trying to shoot you with a harpoon. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3454 No, I haven’t heard from Ishmael lately either. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3455 Don't worry big guy none of your relatives in my shopping cart. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3456 Why pay when the ocean is flooded with garbage? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3457 Fill-her-Buster! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3458 What do you know about essential oils? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3459 Starbuck’s coffee... I guess we didn’t know him well as we thought, eh? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3460 Well, I don't like shopping with you either. 1.2131 0.07057 61 51 5 4
3461 Blow. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
3462 Of course I still love you. Trust me, I've forgotten all about it. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3463 Want to hit up Starbuck’s after this? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3464 Hast seen the White Cheddar Puffs? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3465 You should get your own bag 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3466 You know, since the bottom dropped out of the sperm oil market, my outlook on life has really changed 1.2128 0.04987 94 76 14 3
3467 There are certain queer occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast joke, the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own." 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
3468 I forgot to call Ishmael. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3469 Self checkout line? Moby I will, Moby I won’t. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
3470 The crew loves it. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3471 The Melville Society will not accept this as a ‘chance meeting’!” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3472 It could have gone another way. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
3473 Dude, didn't you read the dress code?! 1.2125 0.05245 80 62 13 2
3474 The Pequod has shifted to telework now. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3475 Why couldn’t you have practiced social distancing years ago? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3476 You really can meet anyone in a Walmart. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3477 Look bruh! Now in squid flavor. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3478 They are out of the krill flavor, I think we should go for the salt and vinegar. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3479 Oh, cheesy poofs! Oh, ever vernal endless baked curls! Know I can not resist thee, and to my grave I will crunch thee! Anyway you think two bags or just one? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3480 But you LOVED Goldfish crackers when you were little. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3481 They don’t make masks in my size. What’s your excuse? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3482 Whalecome to the neighborhood 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3483 Felt like getting some fresh air 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3484 Don’t mind me. Just having a whale of a time looking at you buying all that plastic that’s gonna end up in my home. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
3485 Don't mind me - I'm just hunting for bargains. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3486 You said you’d give me space.” “This is the only store that carries wild-caught krill. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3487 These cookies are my new obsession. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3488 Does it matter if my kelp is organic? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3489 Stalk much? 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
3490 Call me obsessed, but I can’t get enough of these little fish-shaped crackers! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3491 Does this cart make my head look big? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3492 Don't call me Ishmael. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3493 Stop fretting Ahab! No one will recognises us. Who reads anymore. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3494 You feeling strong, my friend? Call me Ishmael ONE more time! 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
3495 Can you believe the price of plankton these days? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3496 Do you know where I can find krill? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3497 Sea salt is perfectly fine, Ahab. Trust me! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3498 Tasty low-fat snacks are my new white whale. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 7 3
3499 Squid pizza? Are you dreaming? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3500 whale... what a coincidence 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3501 Starbuck? Aisle 9. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3502 I get this feeling you're following me! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3503 Just for you....Chips Ahoy!" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3504 No, this isn't Ahab Helper - YOU are!" 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3505 You didn’t call 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3506 I just signed up for Whale Watchers and this is part of the meal plan. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3507 Can Ahab the chips please? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3508 If you don't mind, it's not sir, it's maam-mal. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3509 Stop looking at me like that. Your friends aren't in the oyster crackers, just like they aren't in the goldfish. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3510 Well, they said there could be side-effects... 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
3511 How about we bury the harpoon over a bag of chips? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3512 I've got plenty of sperm. Just get me some Viagra. 1.2118 0.06056 85 73 6 6
3513 With only one on the shelf it looks like we will be short 9,999 cans of sardines. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3514 Should I put this Pirates Booty into your cart? 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
3515 From hell's heart I take the last bag of tortilla chips. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
3516 I thought you might like to know that sardines are on special this week. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3517 Moments before the "Clean up on Aisle 4" announcement. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3518 No, no, I said we are coating the shrimp in PANKO. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3519 If you're not going to apologize, I wish you would stop following me. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3520 Pardon me, do you know where the harpoons are kept? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3521 I'm not calling Ishmael; he gets what he gets. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3522 Sea salt for you, aye? 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
3523 Captain Ahab goes vegan for Earth Day 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
3524 There's a whale of a deal on this package. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3525 Goldfish or Doritos? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3526 I believe the cocktail sauce is on aisle two. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3527 Call me gluten-free. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3528 Yes, I know where the plankton is. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3529 Gluten free, and yet it beckons. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3530 And people think I'm obsessed. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3531 Krill or plankton? I can never remember... 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3532 Be a dear and get the krill flavor 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3533 Neither man nor beast can hurry me from my purpose. I will choose my snacks though angels and devils themselves be behind me. Nay, whale, I shall not yield this aisle. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3534 I guess your mask is on your blowhole. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3535 what? it's the sardines, I don't have fish breath 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3536 Forgiveness requires boundaries. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3537 This krill is all carbs. We need to watch our sugar. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3538 Whale (well).....this is awkward. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3539 Oh it’s you - wasn’t one leg enough? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3540 This whole shopping trip is costing me a leg. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3541 Sorry, it’s very hard for me to be socially distant. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3542 Do you think Starbuck has enough coffee on board? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3543 Excuse me that's my friend you're trying to buy 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3544 The one that got away. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3545 Did you follow me here from Starbucks? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3546 How about burgers for a change? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3547 It's tough being a poster boy for English Lit. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3548 Krill? Two aisles over, I think. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3549 Seafood aisle is #78. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3550 "You need to do something about that fish breath. I can smell you coming form two aisles away. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3551 No! No more free toes for you! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3552 Is this a good bleach? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3553 All that most maddens and torments is beheld in the snacks aisle. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3554 .איך בין יונה! דו דערקענסט מיך מסתּמא נישט מיט דער באָרד ס'איז כּשר? צי ווייסטו די ריכטיקע ברכה אויף טשיפּקעלעך? 1.2105 0.06574 76 66 4 6
3555 Babe, I'm getting these plankton chips for you. They are low carb and fat free! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3556 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3557 Save the Whales made Herman rewrite the ending. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3558 Oh. Um, ahoy there. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3559 You won already. Stop haunting me! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3560 This sodium content really puts our whole thing into perspective. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3561 The cheddar Goldfish are on sale this week” 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3562 I’m closing in on the elusive “healthy snack” 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3563 You do know that I'm supposed to be stalking you? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3564 You must feel like a fish out of water here. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3565 How about a leg of lamb? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3566 Those matching legs. I must have them. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3567 This is chips and snacks. Fish are in aisle 5. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3568 *Even*? No, this does not make us *even*. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3569 You know, just because I let you go doesn't now meant we're friends. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3570 Spermicide, don’t forget the spermicide... 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3571 Does quinoa go with Queequeg? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
3572 Peg-leg Amish meets Big-Head Fish 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
3573 Impossible blubber is on aisle 7. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3574 I thought we were talking about the ELEPHANT in the room. 1.2105 0.04825 95 80 11 4
3575 oh you’re on keto too? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3576 Why don’t ye join the rest of us in reality, Ahab? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3577 Do you know if these are sustainably sourced? We gotta get a handle on those ice caps 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3578 I miss masks... we used to be able to avoid these awkward encounters. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3579 ... with Sea Salt, yes? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3580 Remember Queequeg is vegan and Ishmael needs gluten-free. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3581 No, I don’t know what aisle the krill is on. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3582 It's dried krill, or would you like another leg to munch on? 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
3583 They're out of squid chips- sting ray ok? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3584 Krill is aisle 6. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
3585 How many tons do we need? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3586 Excuse me,do you know where the fish counter is? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3587 Do you know where the canned tuna is? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3588 You can’t STILL be hungry! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3589 Oh blimey...me thinks it’s back to therapy now. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3590 I assume you like krill? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3591 Look, just because Starbuck got famous, did you think you're going to start your own Moby Dick brand? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3592 The prices are rising more than the tide 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3593 Sir, you are crowding me. Please stand no closer than six feet behind me. I don't wear a mask because I am allergic, but you should, and make sure it covers your nose! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3594 There's a special on the gluten-free krill 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
3595 No, it's not the same - this is fish meal; the narrator was Ishmael. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3596 I'll get the BBQ flavor. You get the sea-salt. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3597 Oy, not another gefilte fish! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3598 Let’s not show up to Starbuck’s empty-handed. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3599 Dried krill is two for one today. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3600 DON’T call me Ishmael, Dick. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3601 Moby, load up! We’ve gotta get you ready for boating season. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3602 You're here for the canned tuna too!? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3603 Don’t give it to much thought, at least you are white 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3604 With my last breath I... hey, where didst thou find those clams? 1.2099 0.05187 81 65 13 2
3605 Don’t worry. I’ve switched to Impossible Sea Captain Legs. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3606 Ah, we had some fun though, didn’t we 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3607 I'd buy these deep-fried krill chips, but with your LDL numbers... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3608 I'm also obsessed with a great bargain! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3609 Stick these in your blowhole! 1.2097 0.05212 62 48 13 0
3610 What? I’m not sorry. Quit blubbering! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3611 You’re whale-y big! 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
3612 Do you need it,or do you just want it? 1.2095 0.05362 105 90 8 7
3613 Quit following me. The leg of lamb is in aisle 2. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3614 Wow! It never occurred to me to look for you here! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3615 Hast seen the other white whale? 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
3616 I didn't expect to find you here 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3617 I remember when I could eat anything. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
3618 I just get so tired of hardtack bisquits. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3619 It says right here: vegan. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3620 Following you on Twitter doesn't mean I'm obsessed. 1.2093 0.05990 86 74 6 6
3621 Sir, I have been buying Mayflour since who knows when and it will grow on You, everywhere! I swear! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3622 O Captain! My Captain! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3623 It's been a whale, I sea you quit the fresh flavor, those blow.. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3624 I’m exempt. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
3625 Do you think it's dolphin safe? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3626 Oh hey there! We have evolved too. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3627 Relax there's no animal byproducts in these. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3628 I seek the right kale 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3629 You don’t need to be big headed about it 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3630 Look, I’m sorry. But last time I let you borrow my a hat I never saw it again. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3631 The hardtack here is excellent. How’s the krill? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3632 Be you tried this Beluga Krill? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3633 I didn't know they sold bagged white whale. Sorry for the trouble. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3634 I am sorry but I think I took the last pack 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3635 Don't worry. We're not buying Harpoon Ale. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3636 I guess overfishing really does impact the whole food chain 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3637 When you can't find what you're looking for--doesn't it just drive you crazy? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3638 I was just stating a fact: they're low-fat. I didn't mean anything else by it. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3639 If you want my leg it's in the frozen food section. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3640 Yes, as your ego I’ll follow you despite how much you read that you should give me up in those Piloshophy stuff. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3641 Call me sometime. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3642 I’m hurrying, i’m hurrying...don’t be such a moby dick 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3643 Looks like they're out of Krill flavor. How do you feel about BBQ Ranch? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3644 Guess I can’t call you Baby Beluga anymore! 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
3645 Don't you have somewhere else to be? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3646 Moby Dick, I presume. We meet again. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3647 Wavy with sea-salt! I've been searching for years. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3648 can we get a bottle of wine here? the 2.99$ one. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3649 Okay, enough - now your stalking me. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3650 I've been looking for these forever! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3651 Did you leave Beluga caviar off the shopping list? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3652 Sorry, they are out of Squid today 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3653 Mr. Ahab, I presume. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3654 Shall we have fish again tonight? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3655 Krill or herring tonight? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3656 You took my leg. I get to pick the chips. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3657 And I see no irony in the fact that I choose Chicken Of The Sea 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3658 Long time, no sea, eh? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3659 Your balance en pointe is admirable, but I tell you, my rond de jambe is a killer. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3660 Plankton? Aisle 1 in produce. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3661 Fish sticks or Breaded Whaler? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3662 I know you and you don't scare me. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3663 I love that their Muzak playlist includes Moby. 1.2083 0.05112 96 78 12 4
3664 Oh Hi! I was kidding about all that 'hell's heart and stabbing thee ya know? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3665 ‘Tis a metaphor for man’s eternal struggle against carbohydrates and salt. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3666 Look, I think we can just go our separate ways before things get to weird. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3667 It's been a whale-of-a-day! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3668 Sardines, aisle 3. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3669 I already told you, krill is on aisle 4. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3670 I love these, but they go straight to my thigh. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3671 I get it. I don’t like it either. Now will you quit following me? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3672 If you call me "Ahab the Arab" one more time, I'm going to shove a fuckin' harpoon up your ass. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3673 CBD gummies at the grocery store? Been looking everywhere for these! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3674 Oh, hi there... I haven't seen you in a whale 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3675 After this aisle, let’s get a coffee. Is there a Starbucks in here? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3676 Can you believe this Cap’n Crunch fool? 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
3677 Since when are you ok without Dolphin Safe?! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3678 Let me guess... the chips with the sea salt? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3679 No, they don't have krill flavor. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3680 Remember. We agreed on a truce while we did our shopping. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3681 Krill chips? Trust me, they no longer taste like wood. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3682 Look, these are low fat and halal! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3683 Paper goods are on aisle 6 but they limit you to two. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3684 Can you get the Krill ? I think it's in aisle four. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3685 Can’t find a mask that fits? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3686 Yes, there is a Starbuck's within. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3687 Are you talkin to me? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3688 You were in Blue Planet, right? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3689 You look strangely familiar to me. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3690 Hi, I’m looking for the water. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3691 Is Queequeg lactose intolerant or is it Ishmael? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3692 Should I buy the tuna or the salmon for dinner? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3693 Congrats. You made the cover of Whalebone Magazine. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3694 Do you like chips? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3695 All this ends up in the ocean anyway. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3696 I know you probably don't care, but I'm obsessed with these 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
3697 Funny we bump into each other, I was just looking for you 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3698 Look! Now with more crill! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3699 Sure we could have echolocated, but I like walking around the store. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3700 Wish I could wear hats. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3701 Move dick!! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3702 Stop following me, you pigment-challenged fish (sic)! Have you no respect for the dead? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3703 Oh, how you task me; you heap me! Do you want the Cap'n Crunch or not? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3704 What are the odds of seeing your antagonist in the checkout line? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3705 Krill? On pizza?? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3706 Dick. Moby Dick. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3707 What? No! Who am I to make fun of your looks? Just don't trip! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3708 No, that's not a can of tuna in my basket. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3709 "Are you the ghost of gefilte fish past?" 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3710 Are you kelp intolerant? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3711 Krill, Bill? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 14 1
3712 This should drive off the spleen & regulate the circulation. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
3713 Excuse me. Might you know the fat content of krill? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3714 No,the store is called WHOLE Foods. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3715 I’d kill for these fish sticks. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3716 ‘Where’s my mask?’ Where’s your mask?! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3717 Yes, I've been haunting someone casually for a while; we'll see where it goes. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3718 The things you eat may eat you 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3719 Regular plankton or leg-flavored? 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
3720 If you thought I was obsessed with you, it's nothing compared to these non-GMO, gluten-free, Sea Salt flavored kettle chips. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3721 Shame,the package says "now krill free!" 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3722 Ahoy?!! . . 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3723 Feeling like fish and chips... but having second thoughts 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3724 Are those krill low sodium? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3725 It's 'Blubber Free' 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3726 ... This neighborhood has great schools. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3727 You followed me here to apologize? Isn't it a bit late? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3728 These days, pale male whales are a dime a dozen. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3729 Trust me. 'Call me Ishmael' is both high in fiber and tastes well in sea water. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
3730 Excuse, could to step back? You're whale too close 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3731 You want HOW many boxes of Goldfish? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3732 I'm hoping you'll develop a taste for Captain Highliner. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3733 Look, I've already got your dried giant squid. You go find the parrot food! 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3734 I'm floundering here 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3735 I told you I needed better wood polish. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3736 For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale, though six feet be a great distance for expectoration! 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3737 Vinegar and sea salt? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3738 Freeze dried Salmon or Tuna? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3739 So this is where globalization has led us,eh? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3740 I just know I’m gonna blow all my Whale Watchers points, obsessively binging on these... 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3741 These are actually reduced blubber. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3742 In vegetable oil. Stop chasing me. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3743 Stay six feet behind, you dick! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3744 I don't care if you don't like this flavour... when krill is on sale, we're buying as much of it as we can. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3745 Just what I was looking for. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3746 Pirates booty? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3747 A Whale of a Bargin 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3748 Of course your eligible, it’s a white sale! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3749 I thought I was following you. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3750 No, I am not Shtisel. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3751 You're looking for leg of what!? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3752 Salted okay? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3753 Baby Shark? 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
3754 Do I look fat? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3755 EXCUSE ME BUT 6 LEAGUES APART PLEASE. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3756 Get over it! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3757 I know, confusing right? The term “chicken of” is just an idiom for its ubiquity. It’s nothing but canned tuna. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3758 Krill? I think that's in aisle 7. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3759 I think you should consider the low-sodium chips. 1.2059 0.06808 68 59 4 5
3760 Sorry,do I know you? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3761 Forever Ambergris is finally out in paperback. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3762 So what, big nose? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3763 I think you'll prefer Captain Krill rather than Captain Ahab. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3764 Moby. Do you see the irony here. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3765 Well, well, we meet again Moby, and at the grocery store of all places.. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3766 I'm not trying to hit on you, but you really remind me of someone!" 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3767 Will these make my butt look fat? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3768 Uhhh... you know where the krill is? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3769 More krill? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3770 Relax, will you? It's not actual goldfish 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3771 Don't talk to me like there is nothing between us...! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3772 So this is what having a whale of a time feels like 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
3773 Sorry, I think this is the last bag of krill flakes 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3774 I always get the cart with the shaky whale 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3775 OK Dick, I'll meet you in the seafood aisle, 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3776 Captain Crunch has his own cereal, why can’t I? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3777 You'll find the krill in Lane 5 near the giant squid-flavored tortilla chips. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3778 How would you rate the fresh fish here? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3779 It says that they're sustainably farmed. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3780 Are you bringing up ancient history again? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3781 ... ,but just just don't call me Late For Dinner." 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3782 I thought we had an agreement...I would stop hunting you if you stopped haunting me. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3783 There you are-I've been looking all over for you. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3784 Do you want regular or low sodium Krill Chips? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3785 Moby Jr. I know your mom wanted Krill chips for the party but all they have is shrimp. That should be ok right? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3786 I know it’s the last bag of shrimp chips. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3787 Next week, on My Strange Addiction. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3788 No, I don’t know where the sunscreen is. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3789 Maybe I remember you from Starbucks..? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3790 No, Madame, I certainly am not looking for the fish section. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3791 No, Cap’n Crunch is not “even better tasting” because I let you live. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3792 I thought I told you to wait in the car. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3793 May I call you Pegleg? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3794 They’re out of pirates booty. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3795 You took my parking spot. You will regret it. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3796 What, you couldn't eat just one? 1.2055 0.06746 73 64 3 6
3797 Actually, I use Beeswax for lighting... 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3798 See,I told you they now make plankton flavoured crisps. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3799 Well, I’m sorry, but they’re out of fish. You’re just going to have to be a little more open-minded. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3800 Honestly, they think we both drink too much. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3801 Would you please stop following me? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3802 I'll follow him around the Horn, and around the Norway maelstrom, and around perdition's flames before I give him up. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3803 When you said your family is coming over, did you mean the whole pod? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3804 Covid- A giant whale in the room 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3805 I really don’t want to be a part of your world 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3806 Dont worry; they are eco friendly." 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3807 Moby! Stop chasing me! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3808 Should we call Ishmael? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3809 Did you see where they stock harpoon tips? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3810 No, I am not in rebellion against nature, God or fate at this time. I’m just here to get some chips. And you’ll find Starbucks to the left of the stores exit. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3811 You know Moby, if we got together we could write a helluva book. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3812 Coincidence, my ass. I think you’re following me. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3813 With sea salt or without? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3814 dolphin safe tuna is next isle 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3815 You’re a Jewish whale? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3816 I'm glad to see that leg of man is no longer on your diet. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3817 I heard this one has been whale received 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3818 “There is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of man. That's why I'm buying two! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3819 Pardon me, but do you happen to know what aisle they keep the metaphorical harpoons in? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3820 Your wailing and blubbering are driving me insane! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3821 Turns out, the cure for my monomaniacal tendencies towards you is kale chips! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3822 Krill oil? Never heard of it. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3823 Nacho cheese or krill? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3824 Still hunting for special offers? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3825 Do you think this can of tuna is organic? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3826 No my name isn't Jonah 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3827 Sometimes, the thing you're searching for appears in the most surprising places. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3828 Don’t worry, they are fish sticks , not whale sticks 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3829 Have you tried the sea salt flavor? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3830 Great whale watching this time of year 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3831 Oh, hi. You're looking well... 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3832 Have you tried these cauliflower plankton chips? Zero carbs! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3833 Why don’t you get the krill, while I grab the Pirate’s Booty? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3834 Are you sure everything, including the pretzels, has to be salt free? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3835 Do you like chips with your fish? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3836 The ones with sea salt, right? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3837 Fish and Chips? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3838 I repeat - there is no krill in my shopping cart! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3839 I think the couples therapy is going well. Why, don't you?" 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3840 But I thought you guys love seafood. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3841 Do you think these contain seafood? 1.2048 0.05623 83 69 9 4
3842 Well, well, well, if it isn't Captain Ahab... 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3843 Do we need ketchup? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3844 I believe the Harpoon-B-Gone is two isles over. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 8 4
3845 Sir, where do you find the nerve to turn to a whale you’ve never met before and call him a mopey dick? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3846 First time we're off book in 170 years and one of 'em opens a coffee shop. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3847 hi, it has been a whale 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3848 Melville told you there’s a sequel? Hmm! 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3849 I'm telling you it tastes just like the real deal! These new vegan products are amazing! 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3850 Krill chips are on sale this week. Buy one get one. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3851 As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things high in trans fat. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
3852 They call this Oatmeal. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3853 Pequod is in Aisle 3 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3854 Why don’t you get in front of me. It feels more normal that way. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3855 You should like these! It says, "Tastes just like legs!" 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3856 That’s bad for you! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3857 Yes, I think I have to agree, this is a whale of a deal on groceries. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3858 Well Moby, found some calamari and the closest thing to krill are these kale chips. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3859 Hey,Pilgrim. Would you happen to know which aisle the krill is in? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3860 Have you tried these dried plankton and krill? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3861 Is this Kosher? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3862 Wanna try these new plankton tacos? We have a coupon. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3863 I see you're on a plant-based diet now, huh? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3864 Let’s agree, you won’t make fun of my peg leg and I won’t remind people that whale oil is still good to burn in their oil lamps. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3865 Hello again, Jonah” 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3866 Isn't this nice that we've been able to bond over a shared love of Calamari? 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
3867 You should try this, it is mostly plankton. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3868 Stop sneaking up on me, you're freaking me out. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3869 You just wait for me to go shopping, don't you? 1.2043 0.04602 93 77 11 3
3870 Crill, not sure...have you tried the seafood isle? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3871 Funny...real funny Qeequeg! 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3872 I see that your culinary preferences may no longer include me. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
3873 Noah, did you remember sardines? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3874 Still have the phantom leg itch? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
3875 Thar she blows. 1.2039 0.03989 103 82 21 0
3876 I’m sorry . I’ve forgotten your name . 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3877 So good to see you! I have the fondest memories of the wonderful times we had together at sea. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3878 Was that a question? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3879 No, my name is not Jonah, I already lost one leg to a whale, and besides, I won't fit in your shopping basket. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3880 No, Moby, I hate electronic music. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3881 Hey, would this stuff make good bait for whales? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3882 Years ago I was into your sister. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3883 do you think Starbuck will like these potato chips? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3884 Social distancing means the same on land... So back up a bit. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
3885 Just so you know,I’m opposed to the Goldfish. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3886 Because, my great Leviathan little buddy, sea salt and vinegar be in our blood. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3887 Shall we get more of the Starbuck's, Ishmael?" 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3888 Relax, I'm just stocking up on sardines. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3889 I'm stocking up for a long voyage. You? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3890 Told you I'd have a leg up on you on dry land. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3891 Don’t worry, they’re non-fat 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3892 Where's the tuna please? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3893 Krill Bits, or are you still cutting back? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3894 I assume you want reduced-fat? 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3895 No, Peg Leg Pete’s my brother. Don’t you recognize me? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3896 I’ll look for tuna if you can get oatmeal. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3897 I can see it. You have trouble finding a mask in XXXXXXL. But your blow hole vents upward so maybe it's a wash. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3898 Yes the options are a bit strange but I think your baleen can handle the flaming hot cheetos. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3899 I can't get enough of this Krill. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3900 The Krill is in the next aisle over. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3901 Why, no, I’m not Ishmael. Call me Ahab. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3902 I think we need more prawn crackers 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3903 Glutin free? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3904 I know I got the last one, but you don't have to be such a Dick about it. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3905 These prices cost an arm and a leg. I already gave. Your turn. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3906 Looks like we're both getting provisions before going back to sea. 1.2029 0.04653 69 57 11 1
3907 You'll find krill on aisle 9. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3908 Honestly? Until now, I wasn't even aware that there was a 'Moby Derek'. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3909 That’s a good question, actually. No, I don’t know if Krill is considered to be one item. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3910 Kelp flavored with sea salt? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3911 I go by Margaret now, not Peggy. 1.2029 0.04877 69 54 14 0
3912 See... isn't this much better then a leg? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3913 If I must, I'll chase ye to frozen foods and meats and poultry. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3914 Sorry to crowd you, but it's Friday and almost sundown; I don't want you to be late. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3915 Are you organic & sustainable? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3916 It must be a huge relief for you to have the mask rules finally lifted. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3917 What kind of krill -- jalapeño or ranch? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3918 Frozen Jumbo Shrimp is BOGO this week. How many bags should we get? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3919 I guess travel restrictions are loosening up again, huh? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3920 What kind of bai— I mean, "cereal" do you prefer? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3921 But you're the only one who likes the sour cream and plankton hardtack. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3922 You mock me. Now you mock me! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3923 can you see yourself in a light panko? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3924 I've started reading this label at least three dozen times. I can never finish it. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3925 See- they mean one CHIP, not one LEG. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3926 How fresh do you think the fish is here? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3927 Last time you forgot the caviar. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3928 Seriously? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3929 Try the beluga, it's really great. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 12 1
3930 I’m looking for the Ishmael Aisle. 1.2027 0.05766 74 61 9 3
3931 Ahab? No, sorry, I’m ABRAHAM. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3932 Ugh. This is so awkward. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3933 If you buy any more of that sugary stuff, I swear I’m going to kill you. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3934 The fresh fish is two aisles over. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3935 You again! Still hungry? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3936 Can you get down the chips for me? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3937 Please don’t make me chase you through the store like that again? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3938 Frozen calamari. I've been looking for this for years 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3939 Cool Ranch krill. Who would have thought? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3940 We have to stop meeting like this. Melville is starting to suspect. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3941 These things will kill you 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3942 👏 Is the fish fresh? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3943 The Pequod is in aisle four 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3944 So, is paleo your new obsession now? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3945 Yeah I know all this plastic is harmful. That's why I throw it out soon as I reach home. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3946 Plankton is on aisle 3. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3947 After all, a man's got to eat! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3948 Mobes, are you cool with the dehydrated seaweed? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3949 I’m not a skipper anymore, so we will be visiting every isle! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3950 First ye take me leg, now you want to take the last bag of chips? 1.2025 0.05215 79 64 12 2
3951 You are the elephant in the room 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3952 Endangered species, heh? Sorry, I gave at the office. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3953 Honey, the plankton chips are really good for you. And, they are on sale--by the way, I'm really glad we resolved our differences. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3954 Where’s your mask? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3955 I see you found the "Chewed Boats' flavor, Captain. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3956 Let's stop by Starbucks after. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3957 You have nothing to worry about. Here in Lancaster County, nobody eats much seafood. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3958 I forget, does Ishmael like chips? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3959 I would stay away from the chips with Transfats 1.2025 0.05215 79 64 12 2
3960 I think the plankton's in isle 6. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3961 I'm looking for the chips. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3962 They have a sale on krill! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3963 No, they don't sell prosthetic legs here. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3964 Call me Ishmael if you will... Just don't call me later for dinner. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3965 Too much salt makes me feel bloated. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3966 It's high in omega-3's. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3967 Relax, it’s dolphin safe. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3968 Since when are you gluten free? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3969 Hey Jonah, long time no sea 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3970 That she blows! The Cape Cod chips are finally on sale. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3971 The caviar is in aisle 5. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3972 There's a dive-thru on the other side of town. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
3973 Leg of lamb? Aisle 5. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3974 Fish Sticks are on Aisle 4. # 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
3975 The Baleen Cuisine is in aisle 4. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3976 Captain: Huh? You shop here now? You’re so obsessed with me. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3977 I don't believe they accept scrimshaw at checkout. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3978 Let’s get through recovery Step 9; then to the last I grapple with thee. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3979 Did you check out the frozen shrimp? They're on sale! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3980 Hot tip! There is a whale of a bargain on plankton in aisle four! 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3981 You're looking whale 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3982 Remember Moby, only one leg per customer during the pandemic 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3983 At least I’m not an elephant. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3984 My new quest is sustainable seafood 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3985 I can't believe someone could stretch out a grocery trip so long! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3986 Of course, the one day I leave my harpoon in the car. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3987 Really? Even when I’m getting provisions? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3988 They’re out of the big bag of goldfish 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3989 Should we discuss the whal...I mean elephant in the room? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3990 We've been over this, we can't buy our favorite chips or we'll eat them. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3991 Man, you think the oceans are dangerous right now..... 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3992 You wouldn’t believe how many stores I checked to find these 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3993 Buying school supplies? 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
3994 Call it 'oatmael.' 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3995 How well do you think these will go with Tuna sandwiches? 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
3996 The express checkout was angry that day my friend 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
3997 They're out of giant-squid-flavored nachos. How about cool ranch? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3998 Don't worry, it's dolphin safe non-GMO tuna. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3999 Aren't you the whale I tried to catch? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4000 Yes, oysters again, and your low sperm count joke is getting really tired. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
4001 I don't care if you were here first. You are in violation of the restraining order, and therefore you have to leave. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4002 The gluten-free version will make you feel less bloated. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4003 Looks like this side of the food chain has better discounts... 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4004 Did you remember the tarter sauce this time 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
4005 I old you - my name is Ishmael. I lost my leg on an electric scooter! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4006 Harpoons? You should worry about AR-15s! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4007 Whale, what do you think? 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
4008 Where was Greenpeace when we needed them? 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
4009 So nothing is dolphin safe? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4010 allergies? yeah, i’m in the same boat. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4011 You must never mention this to the others on the Pequod. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
4012 Do you at least have coupons for this? No way I am paying for 50 carts of this full price!! 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
4013 Very clever, White Whale. Hiding in the fish aisle 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
4014 You dare ask me what goes good with leg? 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
4015 Didn't we meet at Starbuck's? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
4016 The seafood section appears to be missing. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4017 Should we go to Starbuck's after this? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4018 Is that you Jonah? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4019 What? You've never seen a Quaker? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4020 These are a whale of a good bargain. 1.2000 0.05454 80 68 10 3
4021 I remind you of Gregory who?? 1.2000 0.04522 85 71 12 2
4022 So, like when did sea salt become a thing? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4023 Sorry, I’m having deja vu. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4024 Sorry Moby, they're all out of low-fat kelp chips 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4025 Another whale successfully recovers from his gambling addiction. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4026 Sorry, I've given up seafood. It disagrees with me. 1.2000 0.06003 75 63 7 4
4027 Are we out of dried krill at home? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4028 Ocean Spray, Chips Ahoy, Whales...What's your point? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4029 Call me Ishmael, will you, and see if we need milk or eggs. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4030 What party do YOU represent? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4031 What are you looking at?! I followed the arrow! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4032 Krill? Try aisle three. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4033 Yep, it’s a whale of a sale” 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4034 Plankton Helper is 50% off on aisle 5. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4035 Moby??? 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
4036 If you're here for my other leg, could I interest you in a home-cooked meal instead? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4037 I’m just going out on a limb here - you’re looking for the Tide? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
4038 Did you fart? Or click Moby Dick. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4039 This bag of chips is mostly air 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4040 Without realizing it, Ahab angered the whale by taking the last bag of krill flavored chips 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4041 The legs are in aisle 5. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4042 No Moby. I have told you a hundred times. I follow you. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4043 I said kale chips, not whale chips. It's not always about you. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4044 Would it offend you if I ask what aisle the tuna is on? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4045 That leaves just one thing left on my list. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4046 This wasn't what I imagined when I clicked 'Follow.' 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4047 They are all out of krill, but please don’t make a scene by blubbering again! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4048 I’m sure it’s just a typo - they probably meant to write whole milk 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4049 I'm pretty sure the krill is in aisle three 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
4050 No, I haven’t been to the whaling wall. Why? 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4051 This line looks very fishy. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4052 “ Don’t worry Barry, now my white whale is finding a good bargain on a avocados.” 1.2000 0.04965 85 69 13 2
4053 Sorry, I got the last Krill flavored chips. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4054 Here it is. Starbucks Krill. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4055 What do you mean,these taste better than my leg? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4056 Oh my God! Neither of us is wearing a mask. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4057 Fish sticks . . . who wants to know, big guy 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4058 I think the krill are in aisle 6. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4059 Squid...calamari...it's the same thing. Stop obsessing! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4060 My 13th commandment is 'Get snacks'. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4061 I never thought I'd run into you at the grocery, Moby! 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
4062 Speak, thou vast and venerable head, which, though ungarnished with a beard, yet here and there lookest hoary with mosses; speak, mighty head, and tell us the secret thing that is in thee. Which of these potato chips should I get? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4063 Don't forget Starbuck's coffee. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4064 Hast seen the cookie aisle...? 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
4065 I am looking for fresh fish. Any ideas? 1.2000 0.04965 85 69 13 2
4066 Starbuck’s in the next aisle. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4067 This is neither the time nor the place to settle our differences. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4068 Fancy meeting you here, Dick! Yes, I still enjoy shopping for the unusual treat. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4069 Frozen Krill's in aisle 7 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
4070 Relax! It’s all in your mind. I’m not really here. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
4071 Ishmael said he likes this brand. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4072 Yes, you can borrow my discount card.... but don't call me Ishmael! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4073 Poor thing! At least I have one leg to stand on. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4074 here's a bag of fresh air 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4075 Need some chips with your fish? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4076 Have ye seen the white bread? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4077 Yes, this is tuna feee too! And next time don’t forget your glasses. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
4078 Don't look at me like that, you thought it was Whale Food Market too, but these shrimp-flavored potatoes were worth the trip, ah? 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
4079 Have you tried the Mediterranean diet? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4080 What? Sushi?! Oh I suppose that makes sense. Check at the back of Aisle 9. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4081 There's no kelp. Is arugula ok? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4082 Plankton is in the seafood section. Aisle 4 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4083 These are my latest obsession: salty, with a good bite. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4084 Too many high sodium snacks? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4085 Yeah, I'm the White Whale. You killed the Oyster Bisque Whale. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4086 I think you should broaden your palette and at least try the cheesy puffs 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4087 For the last time Moby, they don't have fresh krill. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4088 No you cannot have my coupons! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4089 So we meet again, Mr. Dick. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4090 Have you tried the kind with sea salt? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4091 Mind strolling with me to the fishing supplies isle? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4092 I told you--krill is on the list. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4093 I thought we agreed that I got Costco in the divorce. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4094 Squid chips, Dick. You'll love 'em. They're epic. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4095 Call these on sale.” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4096 How's their kelp? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4097 Look—the 'eat by" date's expired on my other leg. Stop following me. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4098 YES, it’s dolphin safe tuna... 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4099 I know, right? As soon as I went 'plant-based' my anger just disappeared. Still not forgiving you about the leg, though. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4100 Do you think this Pirates Booty is Kosher? 1.2000 0.04650 75 59 15 0
4101 How it all began "I don't wanna be that guy, but you have 17 items. This is 15 or less" 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4102 No it’s a great first date I’m having a whales of a time. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4103 Somehow there's even more garbage here than in the sea 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4104 Excuse me, do you know where the oil section is? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
4105 Take it from me - it's best to remove the plastic before consuming. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4106 Don't mind me. Just whaling my time away in the queue. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4107 Relax...it’s got a Dolphin Safe seal. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4108 Can I borrow some cash? Left my wallet in the other tail 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4109 I’ve heard that this brand practices sustainable fishing. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4110 Do you want chips with your fish? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4111 Hello. Have we met before?” 🐳 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4112 No, I said I'd chase you to the last *isle*. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4113 You're not ..following me, are you? . 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4114 You look awfully familiar 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4115 To be honest, I prefer Folgers. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
4116 The newly created Nemesis Shopping Hour is a big hit! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4117 This would pair nicely with the ceviche don’t you think? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4118 I’m sorry, it’s just- these days gluten is more my white whale... 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4119 What had happened to your leg fins , Gentleman !? 1.2000 0.04525 90 72 16 1
4120 Oh, and Ishmael called. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4121 I think we have overlooked how becoming bargain hunters threatens our lifestyle 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4122 Do you know where I can find the sardines? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4123 I’m sorry, but Goldfish are just better than Cheddar Whales. Nothing personal. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4124 It sure is getting more and more inconvenient to commute to these so called ‘essential stores’ 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4125 You should really try going vegan. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4126 Do you know where the sardines are? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
4127 It might take a while to get used to the taste, but Plant-kton© works wonders on your cholesterol levels. 1.1979 0.04088 96 82 11 3
4128 Diet or regular? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
4129 Have you ever tried this product to cure your son condition? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
4130 hahaha so, are ye a Sperm Whale? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
4131 Make sure it’s line-caught krill. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
4132 I've heard of bear market, but whale market?" 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
4133 Get the krill yourself. It's in the frozen food aisle. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
4134 The flour rises. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4135 Hey look, I've even sworn off caviar. 1.1978 0.05682 91 79 6 6
4136 Call me Fishmael. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4137 You already had a leg, so I'm buying wings. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
4138 Who's supposed to be following who? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
4139 For the last time, no, there's no Starbuck in this store to save ye. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
4140 > I never did trust those inflatable masks myself ...< 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4141 According to Herman these are the best oats e'er to be culled from the land--but he does have a tendency to exaggerate. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4142 I know what you're thinking, a meal and a toothpick too!!! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4143 Do you want to go to the beach this weekend? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4144 I really thought I would be safe during senior hours. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4145 Ahab... is that you? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4146 I'm obsessed with this new shrimp tempura. It's to die for. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4147 How about this one? Is It The kind of plastic you 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4148 On second thoughts, how about Netflix and krill? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4149 And they said we couldn’t make it work... 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4150 Big deal! I came under the Mayflower! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4151 Want to race to the seafood counter? 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4152 Where doest thou come up with this stuff? I'm not the one with an insatiate maw here! I can stop eating these things whenever I want. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4153 Seriously, this is how you task me? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4154 I hate shopping too, so stop your blubbering. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4155 Two for the price of one? You must be kidding. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4156 Oh, the seafood aisle is ahead on your right! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4157 With the tables turned he could only hope the white whale suffered the same frustrating result. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4158 The one-way aisles have greatly dampened my thrill or the hunt. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4159 I told you - they don't have anything larger than "family size." 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4160 Well... they said it was a whale of a sale. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4161 Go ahead. I’ll catch up to you. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4162 I only sail these aisles now. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4163 This new whale chow is organic. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4164 Now that I’m not obsessing over you, I’ve gotten into calorie counting. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4165 Braised mariner's leg is off the menu again tonight, Moby, but if you are good I will buy you another kilo of plankton chips. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4166 It’s a spiracle, really! The masks never fit me 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4167 I'm just saying it's not that big of a deal for something to be salt-free. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4168 . Excuse me, in what aisle will I find your brand? 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
4169 Will sea salt and vinegar chips make the couch seem more like home? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4170 He's my emotional distress animal. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4171 What do you mean "you're looking for a tasty leg"? 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
4172 No, I do not have any suggestions of what sides go best with a leg. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4173 My anger management course really helped. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4174 Avast,these gherkins be in real sea-brine. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4175 Care for some Pequod White Chips? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4176 I should be following you. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4177 You've aged well" 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4178 The next time you’re hungry try these. I’m obsessed! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4179 Do you know which aisle the harpoons are in? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4180 See you at work tomorrow. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4181 Whalemart, really? Are you trying to pull my leg, captain? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4182 All those years chasing you across the ocean ... and to know we go to the same shoppe 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
4183 No, I said I come here for the great SALE offers. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4184 Stop it -- we do not have my parents over for dinner more often than your parents. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4185 Do you want the free range option? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4186 Quit blubbering, they're chicken fingers. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4187 Yes, I DID lose it to one of yours, but thank you for saying "Sorry". 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4188 I didn’t just sneeze 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4189 Lucky I’ve got the Johnson & Johnson 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4190 Towards thee I Rold Gold; thou all-consuming but unappeasable whale 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4191 Hey, this setting worked for Updike. Herman is ready to try anything to get accepted. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4192 Would you mind letting me have that? I've been looking for it for a whale... 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4193 Now you know where all the plastic in the ocean comes from 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4194 I'm out of ambergris. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4195 What wrong with these? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4196 Hurry up Minky, theres a 'five tons for the price of four' special on plankton in the next aisle. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4197 Whenever I feel like complaining about balancing with a peg leg I think of you and your giant head balancing on your tail. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4198 What? I prefer farm-raised seafood. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4199 This is getting weird. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4200 This coupon for half-price krill is limited to one ton, but let’s see what happens. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4201 Dick! Long time no sea! 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4202 It was the first time that Robard had seen his white whale outside of work so he had a difficult time placing him. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4203 If you don't think 200 pouches of tuna will be enough, I'll get one more. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4204 No, it says it's both gluten and blubber free. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4205 No. It's I Can't Believe It's Not Blubber. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4206 Captain Highliner kind of made our whole thing moot, huh? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4207 Don't ye judge me. These chips were made with 100% vegetable oil. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4208 Excuse me, do you know what aisle has the harpoons? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4209 Still hungry? Legs are on aisle 2... 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4210 “Too bad it went straight to cable. We could have been somebody.” 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4211 Did you get banned at Sea World? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4212 If it looks like I’m going to eat the whole bag, stop me. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4213 This must be a fluke 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4214 Ok, Ok ye found me...So speak, thou vast and venerable head...or back off six feet! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4215 You took my leg, what more do you want from me?? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4216 Are these goldfish crackers popular with your kids? 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
4217 you like the 'unsalted' or the 'sea salt' snacks? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4218 Skip the tartar sauce. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4219 You'll find the whale-size masks in the linen department, Moby. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4220 I assume you are just a metaphor? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4221 Call me... Frugal 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4222 Ye damned Ahab, will we never stop meeting like this!? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4223 Queequeg loves these. No bones. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4224 Wrong isle buddy. Meat section is next isle over. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4225 Six feet, if you please. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
4226 Six feet please; and where's the masque? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4227 Call it chip sale. 1.1970 0.05802 66 53 9 2
4228 Too bad you’re a baleen. These krill chips are killer. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4229 It's for a friend. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4230 Can you get the milk, Jonah? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4231 It does indeed feel like we are all out of the water these days, Wally. But these dried fish are the best. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4232 These pretzels are my new obsession. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4233 You want to get a carton of kippers from aisle 17 while I pick up some scurvy-curing citrus for the crew? 1.1967 0.03797 122 98 21 1
4234 Surprised? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4235 Am I in your way? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4236 Krill? What the heck are krill?? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4237 I am NOT Moby Dick! I just said I was looking to have a whale of a time! 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4238 Have you seen which aisle they sell the Plankton chips? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4239 Shopping for Jonah ain’t easy!!! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4240 You look frightfully familiar. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4241 Did you see these? Pinnochio gummies. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
4242 Can’t get enough of sea salt” #MyNewYorkerCaptio 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
4243 Well hello Mrs. Dick. Where might the Mister be? 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
4244 Are baked krill krisps kosher? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
4245 I'm sorry, I meant to say cetacean, not crustacean! 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
4246 It’s tofu. I’ve become a vegetarian. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
4247 Heard that there was a whale of a sail here! 1.1957 0.04698 92 73 13 2
4248 Ohhh, no, you don't. You get to judge my chips habit when you cough up my leg. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4249 Ive been looking all over for this 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
4250 Blank (no caption). The cartoon is complete without a caption. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
4251 I know,I know,it's not a healthy obsession. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
4252 Just because I like Captain Crunch doesn’t mean you have to. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
4253 There is no revenge allowed at Whole Foods. 1.1957 0.05065 92 80 7 5
4254 Okay, stop your blubbering. I’ll get the ones with sea salt. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
4255 Excuse me Mr Beluga, I believe inland the 6-feet social distancing are measured nose to nose. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
4256 I’m just about done with my list. I’ll go through checkout, get the car and pick you up out front. 1.1954 0.03778 87 70 16 0
4257 Come on Moby. Don't hesitate . These chicken legs will be just as tasty. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4258 I won't tell if you don't 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4259 I’ll meet you in the krill aisle. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4260 Please don't eat the seafood section! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4261 No my name isn’t Ishmael 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4262 Does anybody actually know what ‘Dolphin Safe’ means? 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
4263 No sorry, they're more crackers than animals. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4264 YOU shop here TOO?? 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
4265 Don’t look at me like that. You know I prefer Dunkin’. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4266 Whale tail 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4267 Don't worry, it's imitation crab 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4268 I knew I’d run into somebody here 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4269 Oh, there are no more plenty of fishes in the sea isn't it? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4270 We must have at least some snacks to eat, our terifying story has almost 800 pages! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4271 Do you think Queequeg would like these? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4272 Don't look so glum. After we've reprovisioned here, we'll shove off to Starbucks." 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4273 No, I will not 'call them delish-mael. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4274 How about cheesy goldfish - the krill is gone? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4275 I don't see water, water anywhere, do you? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4276 They're out of Krill. How about Anchovies? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4277 Ahoy Ahab, I'm your bad conscience 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4278 Come within 6' and I'll harpoon you! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4279 Moby Dick, take two- This should be interesting 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4280 Krill’s on isle four 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
4281 Dried krill is in aisle 13B. 3 of your kind came in yesterday and were never seen again, alive. I think they went to Aisle 16 where they're selling fresh seafood. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4282 I have a bone to pick with you! 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
4283 Yes, I knew your grandfather; stop following me 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4284 Hast seen the baking section? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4285 Did Herman asked you to be in the sequel? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4286 Captain Ahab, long time no Sea. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4287 Can I offer you some dry puffer fish while we are standing in line? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4288 Krill? That’s in aisle 3. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4289 You won't be eating those sardines near me, dear. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4290 Ishmael? They call THIS Ishmael?? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4291 What are you doing here? The giant squid are in aisle 10. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4292 I have an extra coupon for goldfish crackers. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4293 I don't know if he's intolerant to gluten. But go ahead, Call Ishmael! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4294 No white sugar, right? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4295 Have you seen my parrot? 1.1951 0.04733 82 66 14 1
4296 if you tell my wife you saw me go off our diet, I will literally hunt you down 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4297 Hello Ishmael 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4298 After having 'caught' his white whale, Ahab quickly settled into domesticity. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4299 Which aisle are the harpoons in? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4300 Should we finally reveal to Ishmael we're BFFs now? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4301 Egads, you have evolved . 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4302 Not only do you haunt me in my dreams, but NOW in the supermarket too. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4303 There's a special on plankton in the next aisle. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4304 Pardon Madam, but may I please have that last bag of frozen fish? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4305 Considering our lives are both in danger for baring our faces, I shall delay my vendetta until after check-out. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4306 You know you look so familiar, I just can't place my leg on it. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4307 Excuse me! You're in my bubble. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4308 I’m really sorry for being so dramatic earlier. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4309 Quit your complaining. You don't have a leg to stand on. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4310 And to think — the crew accused me being obsessed with you. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4311 Oh please, just call me Moby. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4312 I've started a whale chitlins company. Here, try some. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
4313 Hey, mate, could you pick up a tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Blubber?" 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4314 I told you not to stuff your basket or you'll be fat as a beached whale. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4315 You can find a leg of lamb one aisle over. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4316 Can I invite Ishmael to the party? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4317 You dummies thought only you could enter other habitats and spend their resources? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4318 Anchovy flavor? 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
4319 Wasn't one leg enough for you? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4320 White cheddar popcorn? I’ve been looking for these for years! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4321 I couldn't find any krill flavor. Is kelp okay? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4322 You may want to stop following me, we are approaching the fish section. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4323 You're going to haunt me forever, aren't you? 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
4324 I knew I shouldn't have shopped at the sea market. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4325 Really? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4326 Whaling for Dummies." Why do you ask 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4327 Safe distance depends on actual starting point. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4328 The hunt for you has been taken over by the hunt for Honey Mustard Kettle Chips. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4329 You'll like it, it's chicken. It tastes just like krill. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4330 I can't find any blubber in this store. Where do you think they keep it? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4331 White Sale?!? I thought you said, “white whale.” 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4332 I heard you were looking for me. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
4333 Seen the tartar sauce? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4334 Do you mind, Sir? That's Captain Ahab to you! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4335 Even breatharians need a little protein occasionally. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 11 1
4336 It's the chips with sea salt. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4337 You won't believe the price of blubber these days! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4338 I should probably watch my sodium intake, but I don't want to be fanatical. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4339 Do you know if those oats are organic? 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
4340 Told you there is global warming. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4341 I've heard the fish here is cheaper 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
4342 No, honestly, I did not expect to see you here. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4343 I knew I should have used Instacart 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4344 This gonna help you to throw that Jonas from your organism 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4345 Jonah! How the devil are you? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4346 I don’t care what you say, you’ll never change my mind about sushi. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
4347 Maybe try Starbucks instead? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4348 Moby, If we’re going to learn to live together, you’ll have to push your weight. 1.1942 0.04266 103 87 13 3
4349 Ahab a bad feeling about this. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4350 Ishmael? Aisle 7. 1.1940 0.06805 67 59 3 5
4351 It says here that even though we are vaccinated, we still need to wear a mask! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4352 Are you obsessively pursuing me? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4353 Do you know where the toilet paper is? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4354 I don’t care if you spit me out 3000 years ago, we’re not buying extra krill. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4355 Can the seaweed snacks be for the apartment or did you want your own? 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
4356 Ahem,Ahab Is that farm raised or harpoon caught? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4357 I'm glad to see that you don't buy into those crazy CDC guidelines either. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4358 Gesundheit! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4359 No, there’s no Starbucks in this one. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4360 Does the Old Man get this scrutiny? Yes, it’s dolphin-friendly.’ 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
4361 Excuse me, do you know which aisle the krill are on? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
4362 Got enough krill? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
4363 What an age to be alive in! Ocean fresh fishies all year round. Is that why you’re here?! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
4364 This is my own personal hell...nothing but Starbuck’s coffee. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4365 Shall I grab some more Ships Ahoy? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4366 Don't you have coupons for smoked salmon? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
4367 No, I DON’T know where they stock the Cap’n Crunch. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4368 I’m glad to see you’re buying groceries instead of eating my other leg. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
4369 ‘I really must speak to my therapist about either a medication adjustment or an inpatient program.’ 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4370 I said the elephant in the room... 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4371 What?! You want a piece of me? Sheesh - classic! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
4372 From Hell's heart, please stay six feet away. For hate's sake, why aren't you wearing a mask? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4373 Oh, and you eat healthy? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4374 If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you need to check the pull date on the krill. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4375 Well, you don’t have to get a big head about it! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4376 Have you tried the Tuna Helper? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4377 Can’t get this on the Pequod! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4378 Call me astonished. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4379 ‘Whale of a sale’ is just a slogan. Anyone can get it. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4380 They finally have them in stock, I’ve been chasing after these for months 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
4381 Look Ahab, I don't want to bite your other leg off, I really don't. But if you take that last bag of prawn crackers, I'm nervous about what might transpire. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
4382 I have to admit that I did not think the Great Pacific Garbage Patch would have a Whole Foods. Eight brands of wild organic shrimp chips! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
4383 Nothing fishy over here 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4384 I know it’s no leg, but it is a lean source of protein. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
4385 “As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, such as taking 13 items to the '12 items or less' cash register.” 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
4386 You ever eaten anything that's in this aisle? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4387 Yes, I know you're a mammal like anyone else, but do you have to be an aisle hog? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4388 Yes, there's blubber in this. But, c'mon, it's not like you know them. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4389 Call it "Meal-ish". 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4390 It’s Certified Dolphin Free! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4391 I think you put on a little lockdown weight to be honest 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4392 Avast ye! You may have gotten my leg- but you shall never get my coupons! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4393 Aye! I have the Chips. Bring ye the Fish? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4394 Is dolphin free Tuna ok for you? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4395 Let’s go to the ‘foreign’ section for the dried shrimp. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4396 No,this is the plankton snack aisle. The squid jerky was moved to aisle 6. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4397 @newyorkercartoons What?! I'm just stocking up for global warming! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4398 Did you grab the light bulbs, Richard? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4399 The Krill is in the frozen foods. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4400 You look so familiar...have we met? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4401 No,I don't know where they have the krill. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4402 I'm Bill, not krill, so quit following me. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4403 You should try the gluten-free plankton. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4404 I hear they are having a whale of a sale. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4405 Original or Cheddar? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4406 You want whale chips Moby? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4407 If you keep eating those, you're the one who'll be endangered! 1.1928 0.04985 83 68 12 2
4408 They're all out of Captain Crunch. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4409 Heads up! 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4410 So,it’s Mocha Dick, now? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4411 I guess it's true what they say, it happens when you least expect it 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4412 Complete misunderstanding. White KALE. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4413 I'm telling you, a keto diet will get rid of all that blubber. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4414 So much sodium! I'm going to retain water like a whale....oh! pardon me. Quarantining has harpooned my social skills. Oh!! 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4415 Melville’s sequel lacked the drama of the original 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4416 Their out of krill flavor. Is Cheddar Cheese ok? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4417 What do you mean you won’t eat tuna that was caught by a net? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4418 Excuse me, but "Have I met you before"? 1.1923 0.05180 78 64 11 2
4419 Sorry Moby, they’re out of baby seal flavour. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4420 Are you OK with domestic kelp? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4421 Stop asking if they are leg flavored--I told you I don't think that's funny. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4422 Searching for anything special? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4423 I am sorry but,no,I don't think they have a krill section. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4424 Hey Jonah, how’s the out-of-body experience going for you? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4425 They’re storm chips. Just in case. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4426 You put it in the microwave and... thar she blows. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4427 They don't carry sea captain's blood, but the seaweed is in aisle three. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
4428 Yeah, they're good. But they'll cost you and arm and a leg. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4429 How ‘bout some salt water taffy! 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
4430 I guess time does heal all wounds. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
4431 See, I told you. You do look like a marshmallow. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4432 Moby Chips! Get it? 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
4433 „You look so familiar to me. Did we meet us while on vacation in Whales?“ 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
4434 Far more civilized don’t you think? Wish we’d done it sooner... 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4435 Ahab a bag of chips. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
4436 If only I knew how much you liked quinoa. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
4437 Well I‘m used to elephants but what are you doing here? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
4438 Ok Moby! We'll go to Dick's Sporting Goods next. Why are you so obsessed with Dick's, Moby? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4439 I’ll say it again. If you’re not paying for this stuff the harpoon is coming back out. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4440 Leave some room in your cart, they put the fish section in the far corner 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4441 Whale, Whale, Whale what have we here? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4442 You like tuna?? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4443 Kosher krill, buy one get one. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4444 The Great White grocery shopping. Now that's 'novel'. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4445 This is the express lane. I have too many items. Can you hide this in your mouth for me ? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4446 Want some Goldfish crackers? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4447 Jalapeño cheddar, they don’t make krill flavor. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4448 You have a tale to tell? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4449 At least that croc was sporting enough to swallow a clock/ 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4450 Oh, I forgot to ask if you got back to Ishmael? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4451 I didn't know they had fresh seafood here 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4452 'Hold on, I'm supposed to be following YOU!' 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4453 Didn't we meet once before at Starbucks? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4454 So what is to be, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale - cheese and onion krill or smoky bacon? 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
4455 The Ishmael is in aisle six. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4456 Is Sea Salt,OK ? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4457 Collaborate with you on a sequel? Not as long as I have a leg to stand on! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4458 Did you like these the last time I got them? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4459 Excuse me sir, but do you know where the condoms are? 1.1918 0.05398 73 60 10 2
4460 Fishmeal? That’s Aisle 7. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4461 The film is never as good as the book huh? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4462 Do you know if these are sustainably harvested? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4463 So before all this plastic ends up in the ocean, they trick the humans into buying it with words like “smart” and “organic”. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4464 Whale, wouldya look at that 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4465 excuse me Mr! What do you think about this sea salt brand? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4466 Is it just me or are the serving sizes getting smaller? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4467 Don’t worry they’re dolphins 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4468 Krill made you big and strong, you say? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 13 2
4469 Quit following me. I've given up on chasing you. It's over! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
4470 they're out of toilet paper 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
4471 This is a whale of a sale going on here! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
4472 I eat these to improve my running capacity. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
4473 I almost didn't recognize you outside of Zoom! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
4474 Single use plastic? People are animals. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
4475 The dried krill blows. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4476 For the last time, I deleted my Starbucks app. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4477 Goldfish Crackers? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4478 We are characters in a very specific scenario. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4479 Don’t enjoy this job. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4480 Fair enough. I did, after all, chase you ‘round the Horn. 1.1912 0.05644 68 56 9 2
4481 Please stop blubbering. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4482 Check it out! no whale fat just like you like 'em 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4483 Nice to meet you Toby Richard 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4484 I don’t care how many cans of krill you put in that cart. It’s still an anti-stalking order violation. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4485 Does the krill have to be organic? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4486 I'm a whale, I *have* to eat 8,000 pounds of food a day. What's your excuse — hollow leg? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4487 I still feel the same way, I do, but when it's all groceries and kid stuff it's hard to feel the magic of 'the chase' anymore. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4488 I told you to wait on the ship.... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4489 Dental floss? Next aisle over. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4490 No. I'm his cousin, Butterfingers. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4491 What's wrong with tartar sauce? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4492 The goldfish are in the next aisle. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4493 You look familiar . . . Jonah, right? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4494 I suggest you look for a leg of lamb instead. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4495 If you don’t stop following me I just don’t know what I’ll do ! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4496 Hey! Free toy inside! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4497 No, I said I wanted to try these new pea-PODS. Trust me, Dick, you need to stop obsessing. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4498 What are you having for diner? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4499 You called me? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4500 Whose chasing who now? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4501 Step back, social distancing please.... don’t make me bring out the harpoon gun again 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4502 Stay six feet away, please. Don’t be a Dick. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4503 Please keep your social distance, whale you? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4504 Call me keto. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4505 With this instant krill all you do is add water. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4506 You'd better get all the food you need because you're not getting the other leg! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4507 Never heard about climate adaptation? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
4508 Do you recommend the baked sea salt krill chips? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
4509 I know you prefer salty over sweet. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4510 They're all out of Goldfish. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4511 Oh, it's you. Don't call me "Ishmael." Not here. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4512 No, being white does not mean you are not in trouble! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4513 Do you think one bag of fish food is enough? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4514 What's better for obsessive whaling? Kettle corn or sour cream and onion? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4515 No,the krill is in the Seafood Department, next to the shrimp. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4516 I’m also inspired watching you walk. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4517 Yea, times have changed, I can see why you want use the name Richard instead... 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4518 Can we get something besides calamari this time? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4519 Make room, Buddy! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4520 No, sorry, I' m sure I've never been to New Bedford. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4521 Had your shots? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4522 Says here krill chips pair well with leg meat. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4523 Moby: Hey Ahab, I heard they are restocking lamp oil on isle 5. 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
4524 Hey Dicky,Plankton Chips ?? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4525 You know what carbs do to my thighs, Leonard. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4526 Breach on aisle 9 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4527 Have you lost weight? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4528 I prefer being addressed as Mobius Richard, if you don’t mind. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4529 I'm undercover investigating the caviar aisle. Act natural. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4530 Just because we’re coworkers doesn’t mean we need to socialize outside of work. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4531 I'll see you in court. You don't have a leg to stand on, I do. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
4532 You want soy-flavored krill or kimchi-flavored krill, Dick? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
4533 I don't care if it is a coincidence, Dr. Fauci says we still have to maintain social distancing. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
4534 You're sure you only want the squid? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 10 4
4535 Hi,Ahab. My friends call me Moby,but you can call me Mr. Dick. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
4536 If there's a discernible difference between store and name brand you can call me Ishmael. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4537 Heh-heh; I get mistaken for him a lot. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4538 ...just don't call me late for dinner. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4539 It'll be a problem if they ask for my ID at checkout. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4540 Sure, I found you. But a low sugar, high fiber snack still eludes me. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4541 You again? I'm starting to think it's you who's obsessed with me! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4542 I will see your 'folly' and raise you 'the madness of men'. Look! Gluten-Free Rice Cakes! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4543 Mark my words, this cholesterol will be the death of me. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4544 No, Mrs. Dick, I haven’t seen your husband in ages. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4545 Plankton on sale in aisle four 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4546 "Look. I'm just not into you that way anymore. But this brand of potato chips is to die for." 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4547 Does thee know the tartar sauce aisle? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4548 Sorry, this shrimp is for my book club 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4549 Stick it in your blowhole, Dick. You won already! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
4550 You NEED anchovies on your pizza don't you? 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
4551 I've been searching for these my whole life. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4552 Did you know krill came in barbeque? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4553 A big brain needs no shopping list... 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4554 I too exist with love always 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4555 Whale...aisle B! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4556 Anything particular you want me to eat before you swallow me? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4557 Seriously, kale for a whale? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4558 Whale, I'll sea you around 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
4559 Six feet, please. Sorry, I have a lot on my mind. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4560 Do you also feel like a fish out of water with all of these Covid-19 related changes? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4561 Oh my god, you have no idea how long I’ve been searching for these! If only there were some kind of metaphor for how much this has been like a lifelong obsession. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4562 Ahab? Nope, never heard of him. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4563 May I recommend the leg of lamb? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4564 These are buy one, get one free, Willy 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4565 There's got to be dull routine in an alternative ending time warp. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4566 I'm certain we've met before! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4567 Maybe we should skip the StarKist. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4568 Well, I’ll be! Whale, Aisle B! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4569 Stop following me around! 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
4570 They seem to be out of our favorite brand of coffee. 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
4571 Melville really is on a roll now 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
4572 May I call you Ishmael? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
4573 Sorry my name is not Jonah 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4574 What an asshole! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4575 What do you think, dulse flakes or bonito? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4576 Be careful in the seafood isle... 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4577 Don't you need a bigger basket? 1.1892 0.05667 74 62 8 3
4578 Hey Ahab--take my advice--don't buy the hemp--it could kill you! Jeffrey Manly Toronto 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4579 You know, that conflict resolution service we tried was a wonderful thing. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4580 You've got it all wrong, I'm Ahab not Jonah 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 7 3
4581 Oh, tough it up, so the kid thought you were a moomin, so what. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4582 Uhhh....I’m supposed to be stalking YOU! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4583 Richard,they have the brine puffs you like. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
4584 I told you,we cannot afford any more bath toys for you. I just got a new one last week; you have enough! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4585 Do you think a medium sized bag of squid is enough? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4586 Who told you I was here? Ishmael? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
4587 Fair warning blubber butt, harpoons are on aisle three. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4588 You weren't kidding! Whale-Mart prices are a lot lower. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4589 OK, I get it. Your brain is 100 times bigger than mine and I have no right to cause your extinction with all this plastic garbage. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4590 and like that, our eyes met. I found my Ishmael to dick this Moby down 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4591 What's with all the diet food on this list 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4592 Shall we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4593 Call me Capt'n Crunch. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4594 Could you possibly accept my apology? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4595 I see you saw the special on krill. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4596 'Yarrr! Mixed up me grocery list with me treasure map again!' 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4597 ...so I saw this documentary on Netflix, and now I'm vegan. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4598 I already told you, the krill's in aisle three. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4599 get off my back blubber boy 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4600 Couldn't imagine bumping into you here 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4601 Lucky for you blubber is full of trans-fatty acids. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
4602 Aye, the sperm whale treats have gone up two doubloons. 1.1889 0.04149 90 72 16 0
4603 You look well. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4604 It’s not down on any aisle. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4605 And you said I was following YOU around! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4606 Call me, Ishmael. No. Really. The bag boy Ishmael. I need a price scan. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4607 Have you been following Me? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4608 You say have a book deal? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
4609 The krill is in aisle 7. And don't call me Ishmael. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4610 Thanks again for paying, we’re even now. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4611 Chips don't pair well with salmon. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4612 May I help you? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4613 These Vanilla Cupcake Goldfish are for my crew. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
4614 Are you crill free? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4615 This package has a coupon for 50% off of a whale watching excursion... interested? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4616 So what, you're following me now? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4617 I'm in delusional pursuit of active yeast these days 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
4618 Hey, I have to eat too! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4619 Boy I am sure feeling this Covid weight gain. How about you? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4620 This is where I finally find you? In the snack aisle? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4621 The kelp chips are two-for-one this week. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4622 Ashkenazi or Sepharad? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4623 This is not exactly what I had in mind, but... 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4624 Have you seen Ishmael recently? I owe him a call. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4625 Call me shocked. 1.1884 0.05569 69 57 9 2
4626 Sorry. You’re not my obsession. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4627 I buy what I want,I don't care about your acid reflux. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4628 What?! We got lungs too. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4629 Can you recommend some good seafood" 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4630 Well yes,to be honest,that dress does make you look fat. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
4631 Don't worry - it says Cape Cod, not Nantucket. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
4632 Whale it looks like you got out of reAhab 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4633 I know not where thy findest the blow hole cleaner, 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4634 Is seaweed keto-friendly, honey? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4635 Excuse me,have you tried this? The package says it’s “krill-icious” 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4636 I'm sorry but your stance is scientifically impossible. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4637 Guac flavored potato chips are now my life’s obsession. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4638 Krill? It's at the end of the isle. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4639 You’ve been trapped at home too, huh? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4640 Pretend you don’t me and I’m just asking you a price 1.1884 0.05172 69 56 11 1
4641 Which aisle is the canned human? 1.1882 0.05674 85 74 6 5
4642 Yah, yah, I suppose I should say 'you're looking whale', all things considered. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4643 Moby,,ok,,this krill brand says buy 1 get 10,000 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4644 What else can we do to make it up to the crew? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4645 Here's the kettle krill with sea salt. How many bags? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4646 Lay's didn't pick your "Skin & Bones" flavor suggestion. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4647 Avast ye! Not easily can'st thou find such sea-salty potatoes on sale. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4648 Of course I'm from Brooklyn, what did you think? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4649 Arrr, we are on a budget, are you okay with processed fish this week? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4650 Look, if I eat healthy you eat healthy 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4651 Do you have a twin brother by the name of Ahab ? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4652 So good to see you - I've been wanting to apologize, but I was broke and really hungry. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4653 You get the krill and I'll get the grog. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4654 Oyster crackers are all that’s available, and they doubled in price. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4655 Sorry, "mammal" and chips. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4656 It’s just a head cold. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4657 Is this the organic section? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4658 Ishmael... Walk me down this isle, please 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4659 See. Isn’t this way easier than eating ships. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4660 I thought these chips were recalled. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
4661 We're cool Moby.... Good-tasting kale chips are my new white whale. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4662 Sorry, I didn't realize my comment on "price gouging" in regards to these chips would open old wounds. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4663 Kelp? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4664 Don’t feel bad Mo. Ishmael always had a vivid imagination. 1.1875 0.04738 80 65 13 1
4665 This is a whale of a deal. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4666 They'll not be selling krill, but ye can have anything else ye likes, as long as it be on sale and be white. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4667 Whale, will you move? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4668 Ahab and Moby go grocery shopping. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4669 I would have gotten you if it wasn't for these social distancing restrictions. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4670 It's been a wild goose chase to find these chips. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4671 Me? A snack mix with acai and M&Ms. What's your white whale? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4672 They call these potato chips 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4673 It’s six feet from your face not from your tail. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4674 Look behind you. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
4675 Call me over the moon for these diet fish chips. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4676 Do you think this packaged water lettuce is any good? 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
4677 You do realize we'll probably be picking out furniture soon... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4678 The fish and ships are in the frozen section. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4679 I think you'll find they're staring at me. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4680 Bump into me one more time and I’m shoving a harpoon up your arse. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4681 FYI the tuna's on sale. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4682 Thaaaar she shops 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4683 Call me Quaker Oats. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4684 Isn't all salt sea salt? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4685 Not Pequod, pea pods, aisle 6. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4686 I’m telling you, these spears are made of asparagus. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4687 I now go mostly for the sushi. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4688 I'll buy, no? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4689 I get salt and vinegar chips because they remind me of the good ol’ days. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4690 Little wooden boys are in the next aisle. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4691 Obsession? Yes--this is the right aisle. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4692 Now who's obsessed with who? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4693 If they have it you’ll find the organic krill in aisle nine 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4694 ok. I’m sorry 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4695 Oh heck, I'd give my other leg to have a lifetime supply of these. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4696 No in thunder! You ate my leg and now you want my Doritos? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4697 Call Me Consumer. Where's the Beef? 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
4698 Tasty legs are hard to find. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4699 their paleo-pescatarian options are wonderful 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4700 ...and that’s how we start scoring deals with other companies! We’ll be the faces of fish sticks! I can see it now... 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4701 Ahab? More like Rehab! White Whaling is just street code for boofing fentanyl. Just ask Justice SqueeKweg! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4702 A San Francisco treat! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4703 - "Don't worry about the oil, I have got plenty of it." 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4704 Don't worry, Jonah, I'm vegan now. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4705 I'm not quitting seafood just because we work together, dick 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4706 You might be able to mince along quietly but I can’t do about the clunk of my wooden leg! So get off my back! 1.1875 0.04207 80 67 12 1
4707 These chips are my REAL ‘white whale’. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4708 Call me impressed by these low prices! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4709 Did you just whistle at me? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4710 Hey friend, long time no see! No more panic buying 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4711 Oh! Thar you blow! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
4712 Wait. What? Will this work if it's you that's actually been following me all along, over unsounded gorges, through the rifled hearts of mountains, and under torrents’ beds? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4713 Don't judge me. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4714 I'm also obsessed with cutting carbs. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4715 Can you tell me where the harpoons are? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4716 Limit one bag of krill per customer? Who eats just one bag? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4717 If you really want this brand of plankton, we're going to need...a few more bags. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4718 Remember last time you asked for a bite? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4719 Did you happen to see the “ Catch of the Day”? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4720 Get this brand of Seaweed...it's less fishy! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4721 We’ve been together for a long time. How can you talk about divorce so casually? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4722 whale, what're you looking for? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4723 Want to eat the other one? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4724 If I knew you'd be this needy, I would've let the leg thing go. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4725 We started with the wrong foot. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4726 This could have all been avoided with snacks. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4727 It says it helps you cut back on your consumption of meat. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4728 We can get Blue Moon if you insist, but I’d prefer Harpoon IPAs. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4729 I think you need a bigger cart, Dick. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4730 Are you ok with a little spice or will that make you blubber? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4731 Sperm Whale, I'm a whale, a Sperm Whale. Try not to look so disappointed in yourself. I'm just a whale. You have nothing to be ashamed of, really? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4732 Leg of Mariner? You'll have to ask the butcher. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4733 Well, I’m going to need snacks if you expect me to keep chasing after you all day! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4734 Step out of your comfort zone? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4735 I’m glad we can still hang out 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4736 Excuse me, sir! your head is not following the social distancing norms. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4737 Not having a whale of a time? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4738 Cold or not, revenge is still a dish 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4739 When Ahab finally called it quits, it was Moby who became the obsessive one. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4740 Really? Sea salt? I thought we talked about expanding your pallet 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4741 Would you stop following me around? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4742 Tuna cans? Aisle five. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4743 This is about as far as 'Cancel Culture' can take us, Moby. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4744 From hell's heart I stab at thee! Did I really say those awful things to you? I am sorry. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4745 Now that I'm woke, I only buy fair-trade goldfish crackers. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 10 0
4746 It not the calories It’s the Sodium! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4747 Excuse me, you're blocking the krill aisle 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
4748 Rainbow Cheddar ok? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
4749 Do you know if these are vegan? Oh, Hi! I didn't recognize you at first, long time. How have you been? Any word from Ismael? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4750 Away with you, Moby! Cap’n Crunch is in the next aisle! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4751 Do you know if these Oyster Crackers are any good? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4752 I'm not sure there is such a thing as nonfat blubber. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4753 How did YOU get in here? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4754 Ahem. Ahab. Who's the stalker now? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4755 You say you want a hand?? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4756 Now, the shoe's on the other foot! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
4757 Every time I get out of my Amish village, I feel like a fish out of water. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4758 Oh look, the krill chips now have thirty percent less fat! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4759 Don't worry, it's crab with a "K"! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4760 Oh, I didn't see you there. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4761 Aye, thar she bargains. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4762 Try these instead. I get phantom pains every time I hear you eat 'Captain Crunch.' 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4763 DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND SOME ANCHOVIES? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4764 Captain Ahab’s organic sea salt chips ?! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4765 Sea levels?" "Sea levels. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4766 I’ve switched to olive oil. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4767 Did you just say, "'Goldfish crackers are on sale?" 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4768 Krill is my food & ManUnkind is stealing it 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4769 I liked it better when it was the other way around. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4770 Hey Guilt!!!! cant you go shop on another aisle?????/ 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4771 You bump into me again and it's on blubber boy! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4772 I don’t work here but ‘sea legs’ are on aisle 5 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4773 Here comes that cute Inuit couple with the nice kids. Better watch your back. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
4774 Dried krill? No, they’re all out. Try canned on aisle 4. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4775 Why yes, I just saw Noah in the Krill section. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4776 Can't you stop your incessant whining? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4777 Dried Squid? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4778 Sorry—I don’t see any leg-flavored ones. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4779 I have moved on. You seem absolutely obsessed with following me 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4780 Stop following me, I am supposed to follow you 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4781 Do you know where the canned fish aisle is? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4782 How many times do I have to tell you I need the other leg? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4783 You're gonna love this: the skin whitener is on sale. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4784 OK, I'll give you one Dick pic and we're even. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4785 Hey, have you seen Jonah? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4786 So you decided to go vegan too? That’s great, Mobe! Really, really great! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4787 I feel like a fish out of water myself 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4788 They’re lentils...they just call them beluga lentils” 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4789 I find it offensive you thought whale watchers and weight watchers were the same thing 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4790 Whale: “plastic bags huh? Whale, that’s awkward” 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4791 I didn’t know that you shop here. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4792 It’s my month on the timeshare. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4793 I read ‘sustainably sourced’ doesn’t mean much these days... 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4794 Some of these ingredients are as inscrutable as you are. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4795 It's Doris, darling. Who's Annette? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4796 What are you doing here? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4797 Would you please stop insisting on sea salt? 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4798 They're out of krill. How about crab flakes? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4799 Sorry, but they only have onion, your barbecue flavored krill remains the white whale of fried krill. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4800 Oh, hey Ishmael. Not such a tough guy without a fishing pole in your hand, are you? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4801 Well Hello! I thought you looked familiar! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4802 Put down that kosher fish, it may be my relative 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4803 Twelve months of this oatmeal and I'll throw MYSELF overboard. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4804 Frozen Fish are in isle 3. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4805 Oh my, I must email Ishmael! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4806 It says, sauté in any readily available oil. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4807 Guess you’re still salty. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
4808 Can you believe the price of this organic Krill? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4809 Can’t I go ANYwhere by myself? 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4810 When I said beluga, I only wanted a jar 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4811 Yeah, I heard the sardine population was seriously down in the oceans 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4812 Excuse me, but do you know a good recipe for krill? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
4813 I'm Peck's stand in; who do you double for? 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
4814 I'm getting chips. You want to pick up some dip? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
4815 So, in your opinion, which flavour of krill is the tastiest?" 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4816 Big guy, I don’t work here. If you wanna complain about the carts, you gotta see the manager. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4817 I’m still HOPPING mad at you, Dick! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4818 At last, I’ve found you — now, help me find the almond butter. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
4819 Something's Fishey 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4820 Any nut allergies? 1.1848 0.05110 92 76 9 4
4821 Ishmael better not find out that you are in town. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
4822 It’s cool dude I’m gay too 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
4823 Do you know which aisle has oyster crackers? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4824 Are you sure you want the one wrapped in plastic my friend? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4825 Excuse me, do you know where the krill is? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4826 I'm looking for a white kale." 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4827 You'll find the fish department on aisle 6. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4828 Sir, didn’t you read the sign? No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4829 Stop following me! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4830 If you ask to buy Swedish fish one more time, Dick, you're going into time-out. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4831 Thar she blows the diet! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4832 One is enough! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4833 You may notice I have a peg tail. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4834 The Afterlife holds many surprises. 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4835 I like it - don't make waves! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4836 Wavy or Sea Salt? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4837 Pardon me, do you know which aisle plankton is on? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4838 How about Chips Ahoy Cookies ? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4839 Obviously. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4840 I'm glad that's back in stock. I had a whale of time finding it in other stores. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4841 If you need me to grab something off the top shelf, I krill be happy to. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4842 Forget the Special on the Chips Ahoy mate; Queequeg’s in Aisle 5 trying to come up with something for dinner...” 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4843 Will you please stop stalking me? This recipe is for SPOTTED dick. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4844 It's a different world. Now it's the processed food that will take you down. 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4845 Trainer still got you loading up on legs before carb day? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4846 Hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4847 For the millionth time...it’s ISHMAEL! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4848 Diet foods are in Aisle 2, ye scurvy bilge rat! 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
4849 Krill oil on aisle 5. And let's not be starting this again. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4850 Leg of lamb is in the next aisle! 1.1842 0.05837 76 65 6 4
4851 This is the chips aisle. Krill is on aisle five. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4852 Who has better delivery; Peapod or Pequod? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4853 Bump into me again, you fat slob, and I'll have your guts for garters! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4854 More chips? I swear, you'll be the death of me... 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4855 Krill, next isle over 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4856 Does the crew eat gluten? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4857 No, no, no... no woodpecker! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4858 These days everything is made with sea salt. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4859 No, I was looking for marinara, not the marina. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4860 Blimey! I go shopping for goldfish and you show up. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4861 Are you looking at my beard or my hat or my coat? It’s hard to tell what you are thinking!” Alan Mitchell, St. Louis, M 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
4862 The krill here is organic. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4863 We both forgot our masks! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4864 Sorry. Looks like they’re out of the family-size bag of plankton. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4865 No, I will not call you Fishmael! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4866 For this horror thou dragged me from the depths? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4867 You can call Ishmael if you want, but I know he prefers the low-fat chips. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4868 My new obsession is kale chips 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4869 I will have my revenge - at checkout. I've got coupons for all of this stuff. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4870 I’m having a whale of a good time. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
4871 Oyster crackers, I assume? 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
4872 I'm sorry. Did you feel my shadow or was it the breeze from my blowhole? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4873 No, there will be no Ishmael for dinner. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4874 I'll get the chips, you get the dip! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4875 I thought we already gave them a Whale of a Story once, Please not again, I won't stand for it! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4876 Do I have to read everything to you? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4877 Just so you know, letting me cut doesn't make up for the leg thing. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4878 What? It's sea level rise. Get used to it. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4879 If I buy you this fish will you consider not eating my other leg? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4880 Don’t you hate it when you run into that (moby) dick from work at the grocery store? 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
4881 Don’t worry buddy. I don’t know how to act in public anymore either. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4882 They can tuna and salmon but whale's safe, at lease on terra firma. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
4883 Do you prefer the breast or the leg? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4884 I’m glad we worked out our differences...have you tried this? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4885 I know! OCD is hard to kick. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4886 Going vegan? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
4887 I see we both have switched to high fiber diets. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4888 Do you think these Call Me Ishkale Chips are any good? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4889 You might like to try these LEGumes. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
4890 Evolution pass you by? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4891 Ah Moby Dick, what a coincidence! I was just picking up some provisions for my journey to kill you. We have to catch up sometime! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4892 What's your favorite brand of krill? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
4893 Quit your blubbering. I'm getting you the salt and vinegar potato chips. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
4894 It's not always about you. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4895 Any lengths to taunt me ..eh? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4896 You should know that I've added spermicide to my diet. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4897 Hey buddy. Back up. You need to be 6 feet away. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4898 C'mon! After that, we all deserve a little light reading. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4899 Catch me outside, what say? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4900 Well, I’m a floundering father. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4901 Can I help you find something for your vomiting? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4902 What aisle is the canned Tuna? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4903 Ya' Know, your mother is a real bitch. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4904 Any interest in splitting a pair of socks? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4905 I'm glad you finally caught me. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4906 Implacable Revenge? Aisle 5, I think, I'm headed that way myself. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4907 Ishmael can't hear you - he's in the produce aisle. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4908 Could you point me toward the spill in aisle 4? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4909 No. I don’t know which aisle stocks frozen Creel. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4910 You’re still hungry? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4911 Haven’t we met somewhere before? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4912 Sure, the krill is on special in aisles 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. You can't miss it. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4913 BLUBBER IS SO PASSE 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4914 Excuse me but, yes I do believe we've met... 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4915 Have you tried these goldfish crackers before? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4916 Sorry. Can you tell me where to find brain supplement vitamins? 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4917 I tell ye, tis just as challenging bein' captain of Peapod. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4918 It's just nice to be out of the house. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4919 And, to think, after all this time you were on aisle three. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4920 They only sell krill by the case. Shall we split one? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4921 Yeah, pita chips should go just great after leg o' captain. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4922 Nacho cheese Krill-o’s ok? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4923 Ayyy did you remember the recyclable bags? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4924 Quit yer kafuff'n! If you're ta be follow'n me for life, matey, at least you'd best be useful!! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4925 Ugh, another white guy asking about dolphin-friendly tuna. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4926 Clean up on aisle 4! A biggy! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4927 Jonah: "If I knew you were a Beluga, I would have bought crackers" 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4928 I know they're still out of your favorite krill, but don't blubber about it. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4929 AVAST! If ye bump your cart into my peg leg once more, I shall hunt thee to the ends of this earth! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4930 No problem, bait is in aisle two. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4931 Jonah's over by the canned vegetables. He looks terrible. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4932 We need to fill up that belly with things that aren’t me. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4933 Low sodium is my ‘white whale’ these days 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4934 Do you eat this chips plastic bag? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4935 Just so you know, it’s organic freeze-dried krill. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4936 BOATS! I said, boats! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4937 I knew I shouldn't have left the Amish world... 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4938 hey pal, can you save my place in line while I get my harpoon? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4939 Looks like you were heavily invested in Dogecoin. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
4940 I’m sure this one is vegan 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4941 Starbuck? Don't know him. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4942 Wait, wait, it's on the tip of my tongue, uh...Manny? no, Maury...no, no, Moses, right? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
4943 Do you know where I can find ambergris? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4944 I said, "Walk, Don't Run," by the Ventures. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4945 I was going to buy beer, but they're fresh out of Harpoon. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
4946 Canned tuna or sardines? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4947 How do you turn a fox into a whale? (Marry her) 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4948 Fish Sticks, not your relatives. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4949 I'm sorry, but this is the last bag of frozen plankton and I need it for a souffle. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4950 The freeze-dried calamari is surprisingly good 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4951 YOU again! Are you following me, or something? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4952 Haven’t we met before somewhere? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
4953 I don't think they carry seal meat. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4954 Plankton or seaweed flavor?” 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4955 Beef flavored or krill? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4956 Alas,we meet again,got change for a 20? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
4957 So you agree? It's a whale of a deal? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
4958 Would you please stop with the incessant whistling? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4959 Krill? You'd be lucky to get some decent Whitefish! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4960 Whatcha lookin at, big guy? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4961 What isle would I find harpoons? 1.1829 0.05243 82 69 9 3
4962 Do you work here? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4963 See, here’s another one. I told you you trademarking your image was a good idea. 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
4964 Captain Ahab had a sigh of relief when the whale asked for the krill aisle 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4965 How’s the wife? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4966 Remember, I’m top of the food chain on dry land. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4967 Stocking up on Doge food, too? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4968 I think the squid are in aisle seven 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
4969 What brand of krill do you prefer? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4970 This stuff’ll kill you. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4971 Excuse me. Do you know if this Tuna is Kosher? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
4972 Call me Ishmaisle 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4973 I think these chips would go good with the tartar sauce. Don't you? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4974 Whale and chips? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4975 So it's a no on the freeze-dried caviar, correct? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4976 Nice change that you are after me! Sorry, but I took the last of the krill. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4977 No, Melville said nothing about anchovies for the whale. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4978 I'm absolutely obsessed with these white fish sticks. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4979 It's True! You are the white "elephant" in the room! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4980 Oh! Hey,man. How ya doin? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4981 No, I don't know where they keep the toothpicks. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4982 So remember, when we get to the squid aisle we are currently limited to two. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4983 And to think all it took was the promise of some Goldfish 1.1818 0.06055 77 68 4 5
4984 This one has reduced salt-you won’t like them. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4985 I have a whale of a story for you... 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4986 I can give you the name of a good psychiatrist if you want to nip this co-dependency thing in the bud. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4987 Excuse me. I have a question. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4988 Gluten-free okay with you? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4989 My leg tasted like chicken? Hot foods to go, Aisle one. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
4990 Are we there yet? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4991 Please, keep a plank's distance. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4992 Please, the acceptable distance is measured from the closest point, not the farthest. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4993 Here - take my coupons. Feel I owe you guys. “ 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4994 I know you're new to this, but the ennui of retirement is worse then the angst of a career. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4995 Don’t you have this backwards? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4996 You don’t know if these are dolphin-safe, do you? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4997 The organic krill is in the seafood department. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4998 Is that gefilte fish? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4999 Crackers and limes for the crew, and we'll stop at Costco for your krill. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5000 What flavor plankton mix,sour cream and onion or cheddar? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5001 I have an unhealthy obsession with these. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
5002 What do you recommend for snacks for a long sea voyage? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
5003 You only did what you had to do, I was aiming a harpoon at you. 1.1818 0.06055 77 68 4 5
5004 You're a goddam anachronism. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5005 You have to watch your p 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5006 Call this meal-ish? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5007 Stop being so mopey, Dick. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5008 These vegan prawn chips are quite tasty. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5009 There's nothing natural about this ending. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5010 Do we have a can-opener on the boat? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5011 Keep moving, you bloody solipsist! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5012 No! We will not split the grocery bill. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5013 Did you find everything you need? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5014 Have you ever tried this. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5015 Relax! I said krill, not kill 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
5016 Sure, NOW you stay back six feet. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5017 These krill chips okay with you, Whitey? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5018 I know you’re not kosher but do you want the last lox? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5019 Ever try frozen krill? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5020 Aye beast, tis the last bag of fish food. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5021 What happened to the elephant? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5022 We have to be frugal, we're shopping for a pod of 10 now. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5023 Meet me on aisle seven at eight bells 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5024 I am sorry your kind is nearly extinct. Perhaps it is the processed sugars? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5025 I always knew there was something fishy about this place. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5026 I bought your favorite pet food. Don't get a swelled head... 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
5027 Last time we met, I had two legs. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
5028 You can stop following me already.....Nothing more complicated than Mrs. Paul's for me from now on....... 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
5029 I have a harpoon - arr, I mean, coupon - for this frozen kale! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
5030 Shiver me timber, Moby Dick has followed me ashore! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5031 Yes, we can go to Starbucks after we finishing shopping. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5032 I believe the seals, dolphins, and herrings are over on aisle 7. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5033 So would you like some of this vacuum packed krill? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5034 I know, I know: Don't even think about getting Harpoon. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
5035 Fresh sardines are on sale in aisle three 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5036 Well...nothing surprises me any more 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5037 With global warming, we're all in the same boat. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5038 Haven't sea for awhale. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5039 Last time I bought these, they were 3 dollars.... 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5040 I’ve been trying to find these gluten free crackers forever! #chipsahoy 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5041 Look, I don’t like grocery shopping either, but Pequod doesn’t deliver to our area. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
5042 When you see your target at Target, awkard. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5043 Too late I realized it’s called WhOle Foods... 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
5044 I brought back some reusable bottles 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5045 Please put your mask on. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5046 Is 6ft distance measured from the tail or nose? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5047 Watch out. Gluten will kill you. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5048 Ever tried this Pirate’s Booty? 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
5049 Are you angling to get skewered? 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
5050 It is the easiest thing in the world for a man to look as if he had a great secret in him. But truthfully, I just follow the recipes on the back. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
5051 I’m sorry... the ‘water’ aisle? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
5052 How does it feel to be stalked, captain? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5053 Fresh or frozen? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5054 They said we would never walk down the aisle but look at us now 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5055 Sorry dude, it’s fragility and it’s unattractive. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5056 Hey thar! Quit ye blowin’ down me neck! 1.1807 0.05723 83 73 5 5
5057 Whaddya say, Mobe, my boy? Krill-flavored chips while we watch Atlantic Crossing tonight? 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
5058 Excuse me, is this the kosher section? Jonah convinced me to convert after I swallowed him. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5059 The instant Ishmael is in the next aisle over. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5060 They're dolphin safe, but I can't resist. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
5061 Hi there! Could you direct me to the fish section? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5062 This is a whale of a buy. It’s Kosher Moby Dick Chicken! 1.1807 0.04073 83 70 12 1
5063 These grocery prices are costing me an arm and a leg. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5064 Do you know which aisle the caviar's in?" "You got me pegged for an idiot?" 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5065 Now that I've finally found you, you will work for me to the end of your days. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5066 Hey, you're @tank.sinatra ! I recognise you from Instagram! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5067 They call it 'MashMeal. Organo-vegan....motto, 'No krill were hurt...' 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5068 Please tell me you're only my thought bubble. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5069 I’m guessing that Herman is not your name? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5070 What, no list? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5071 Regular or Sea Salt? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5072 Do you think these are fresh caught or farm raised? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5073 Actually I prefer the unsalted krill. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5074 Starbuck likes this brand. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5075 They were all out of plankton flavor, so I grabbed Cool Ranch. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5076 You know, I never have been sure if you were following me or I was following you. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5077 Why yes, I have heard of spermicide, but not in that context. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5078 Jonah, stop following me! Captain Ahab is in the fruit section 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5079 At long last, our quest is over. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5080 Alright, Moby, I'm not gonna lie—I think I've found my new White Whale. I mean, I'm so obsessed with these chips that they just might be the death of me. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5081 Belay, me hearty. Keep a fathom's distance. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5082 Would you think I was being all OCD if I said that I hate it when you eat these in bed? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5083 I always assumed I'd lose a leg at sea, but diabetes got the best of this skipper. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5084 Did you see they are having a sale on "Cap'n Crunch"? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5085 Look, I know you're still mad at me. But if you think I was obsessed, go check out that Gorton's dude in the frozen foods section. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5086 Don't worry, these are from the Save the Whale company. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5087 Damn homophones. I told Melville to set the next story on an isle. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5088 Argh, this be the breading I'll use on your arse when I catches you in the water! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5089 Well, Ahab. Our final meeting. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5090 Celebrities- they’re just like us!! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5091 This oughta tickle your ribs n 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5092 Try these...they have more protein and carbohydrates than my other leg. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5093 I'll admit, I pegged you for a blubbermouth. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5094 Ugh, I just can’t stop snacking. How’s working remotely going for you? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5095 . “Sorry, I don’t know if the pirates booty is gluten free” 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5096 How can someone be hooked by these promotional packages? ... My bad. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5097 Where's the plant based krill? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5098 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5099 I'm searching for my unhappy distrout friend in the fish aisle 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5100 Don't worry, I keep kosher, so I'll never eat you or any of your family. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5101 I've been looking for these everywhere. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5102 Do you ever hear from Ishmael? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5103 Could you please hurry up. I have a ship to catch. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5104 You're here!! Finally, after all these years! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5105 Pardon me, but would you like my coupon for krill 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5106 I got the krill. Did you pick up the leg wax? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5107 Hey, buddy how about a little distance? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5108 Is it six feet from your mouth or the tip of your nose? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5109 Is this hamburger plant-based or plankton-based? Get it? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5110 Keep your distance, dickhead 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
5111 Should we get this package of seaweed? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
5112 Do you know if the Beluga caviar is on sale? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
5113 Call me? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
5114 You know that wearing that outrageous costume does not protect you from COVID-19, right? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
5115 How did YOU get through the door? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
5116 Ahab! Ishmael said I might find you here at Whole Foods. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
5117 No, I’m not Pinocchio, now please stop following me! 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
5118 'I'd rather go to plastic, before plastic comes to me. No?' 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
5119 Brains, kidneys, eyeballs, you bet! But do you think I can find a replacement leg? No siree. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5120 I love snacks, but sometimes I go overboard. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5121 Shrimp crackers good with you? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5122 Context means everything, Moby. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5123 If you don’t mind my asking – where did you get those prostheses? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5124 Don't tell Starbuck, but I prefer Maxwell House. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5125 I don't want all this plastic packaging either! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5126 It is not down in my list; true needs never are. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5127 Why don't we call it a draw? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5128 I just won’t rest until I find the—Moby Dick? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5129 Frozen shrimp doesn't break the terms of our truce, does it? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5130 Of all the straits and doldrums, fancy finding you in the Goldfish®aisle. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5131 You’re tall - can you see if my wife is in aisle 5? She has 3 arms and a very long tail. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5132 No, sorry. The name is--uh--"Crunch": "Cap'n Crunch. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5133 Hey Ahab. They've got your favorite brand, "Chicken of the Sea." 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5134 Oh hey! I love seeing people from work at the supermarket! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5135 Whale, I guess they are just letting anyone in here these days... 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5136 I’m not sure why they call it a whale of a time either 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5137 Hey if Jonah was too wholesome to stomach, you should give this one a try. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5138 So this is where you shop?! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5139 Sea salt chips could help you fight your homesickness 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5140 Now you’re vegan? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5141 'You might like these Krill Munchies' 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5142 Plankton? Aisle 10. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5143 You've got to be kidding me! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5144 Heh, no... Just always on the lookout for that better deal. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5145 Shrimp or krill chips? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5146 Toward the checkout I roll, thou all-consuming but unconquering whale. To the last bag of Cheetos, I grapple with thee... 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5147 Fair warnin' to ya -- keep ya bulbous snout's distance from me cart, ya big white bag a blubber!! 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
5148 Moby, what are you doing here? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5149 Call me crazy... I just got a hankering for sardines. Would you watch my cart while I hunt some down? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5150 Stop following me! Why do you always want to stick your big nose into everything? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5151 Oh, God. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5152 If you’ve been out of the water for more than two hours, use the express line. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5153 Krill flavor? Well, there's something I never thought I'd see. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5154 The bargain hunter has become the hunted. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5155 You want plankton or krill flavored chips? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5156 I searched the seven seas for you. Who knew you were right in my neighborhood? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5157 It takes me forever to find what I’m looking for in here. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5158 From hell's cart I stab at thee. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5159 Where's the tartar sauce? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5160 They raised the price to one gold coin. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5161 What are you having for dinner tonight. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5162 You might know where I would find Sea Salt 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5163 I'm just saving the elephant’s spot. 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
5164 Leg-of-Ahab? Try frozen meats. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5165 If you'd stop eating all those chips you wouldn't retain so much water. 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
5166 I’m sick of it: Every time we meet, you want another piece of me! 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5167 It's not over yet. You're gonna taste great with these skillet potatoes. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5168 My new white whale is an affordable single-origin coffee. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5169 I know blubber is keto but I am finding this a bit incentive 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5170 Honey, could you use echolocation to point us to the hummus? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5171 Not to get political or anything, but is this gluten free? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5172 You’ve got a big head saying these chips are gonna make me heavy 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5173 Who's the boss now?! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5174 You always trying to increase my sodium intake 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5175 And you’re sure the recipe calls for a cup and a calf? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5176 Pretend you're a pescatarian all you want, me boy... Can't fool me! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5177 You know, these come in shrimp. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5178 This is what they call a "whale of a sale?" 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
5179 Have you heard from Ishmael? He never calls anymore. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5180 How would I know you were waiting if you don't blow? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5181 Please, direct me to the frozen Pequods? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5182 Don't worry, ma'am. I'm documented. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
5183 At times it really is a balancing act. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5184 Aye laddie, pirate booty is just pop corn! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5185 OMG don’t you just LOVE Bugles??? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5186 You'll see. Chips be much tastier than ships. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5187 Do you know where the Kosher Aisle is? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5188 A full fathom, if ye please! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5189 More fishy crackers? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5190 Don’t worry love, it’s all in your head. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5191 You know those have palm oil in them.. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
5192 Stocking up! As the ocean is soon going into lockdown due to plastic 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5193 Sometimes you just need to accept the squeaky wheel and move on with your life. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
5194 Yum yum chocolaty and loaded with B12 for my OCD. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
5195 The Odd Couple - Scene 1 - Take 17 “Yes Moby. I mean Dick. I mean Oscar.” 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5196 We really shouldn't be meeting like this...people will talk. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5197 What are you blubbering about? Luke Komarek, Greensboro, GA 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5198 What do you mean, 'Isn't it difficult to get around on that thing?' 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5199 Should I buy this? I trust your food judgement. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5200 Hey, Moby; long time no see! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5201 It's karma, Ahab, that we should meet like this in the snacks aisle. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5202 Chip, Mate? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5203 Do you know what aisle the harpoons are on? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5204 Can you believe the price of krill right now? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5205 Better to snack than to be snacked upon. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5206 Look! Cinnamon Krill breakfast cereal! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5207 Sea salt or regular? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5208 Look, I know you’re jealous of the elephant in the room, but you CAN’T be the whale in the supermarket. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5209 You know what really drives me mad? All the air they put in a bag of chips. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5210 You dare shop at the Pea Quad? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5211 How many whale watchers points in this? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5212 Here’s my number, call me Moby. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5213 Now that I come to think of it, yes this would be the last place the good captain may look. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5214 Oh ! Look! Pumpkin flavored krill. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5215 Blubber all you want, you have to wait your turn. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5216 I just find it ironic, that's all. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5217 Really? You wait until a pandemic to come this close to me? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5218 I'm simply obsessed with these chips! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5219 The Gorton Fisherman and Charlie the Tuna really let themselves go. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5220 No, please after you. I’m just looking. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5221 Do you know if these are Keto? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5222 Which of your parents was a whale? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5223 You'd better leave; if anyone sees you in here with me, they'll start asking questions. 1.1781 0.04913 73 60 11 1
5224 They only have BBQ flavored krill. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5225 What you think about the chapter on Cetalogy? A real page Turner. Hey! Did you just spit on me? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5226 I'm sorry Moby, Wakame is out of stock today. But I got the big pack of your favourite tofu. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5227 Whale, I didn't expect that. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5228 Don’t worry we’re off the clock. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5229 Really? You wait till now to become a vegan? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5230 My thirteenth commandment is, 'Always have snacks.' 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5231 The whale off part of town. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5232 Moby Snacks? 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
5233 Did he say Ishmael or Oatmeal? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
5234 I heard you had a whale of a time but this is ridiculous! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
5235 Im going vegan this week is that ok with you? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
5236 Oh, Hi. Thought you were heading north this summer... 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5237 This could go a lot quicker if you quit following me around and just take half the list 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5238 Ok,I admit... I did a little overdone my mask today ... 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5239 Processed food probably doesn't help my monomania any. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5240 I do miss the hunt. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5241 Don’t worry Moby, they don’t allow plastic bags at checkout that will end up in the oceans. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5242 Gotcha 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5243 They call me Ishmael. Now BTFU! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5244 I think I saw the krill in aisle six 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5245 Is this new Doritos Plankton flavor chips any good? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5246 Hey, does the 6 foot distance start at your head or your fins? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5247 They're out of the Sriracha Krispy Krill. Is Cajun-Spice OK? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5248 Oh, um. Well I’ll just say it. This is awkward” 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5249 Did you sample the squid dip in the seafood section? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5250 Oh, well. It’s been awhile, so...can we call this a draw? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5251 Have you watched seaspiracy? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5252 Can you recommend a good tartar sauce? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5253 Why am I totally NOT surprised Starbuck’s is your favorite...? 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
5254 Oh, hi Mr Dick. Will you go swimming today? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5255 Up for fish sticks tonight? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5256 It's the latest edition of Whaler's Monthly. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5257 The Plankton section is in the next aisle. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5258 Fuck! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5259 Yes this is awkward ... I didn't know he had grandchildren. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5260 I’d get more snacks but I’m on a strict Whale Watchers diet. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
5261 Did you get the tuna? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5262 Excuse me for not considering your opinion on ‘cruelty-free snacks’.” 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5263 you are looking at the side effects. 1.1772 0.04684 79 65 12 1
5264 Tell me again why I should add this krill supplement to my diet. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5265 Do you mind if I get canned tuna for lunch? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5266 Yeah no wonder-your diet is bit of an over-krill. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
5267 These things always go straight to my hips 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5268 Stop asking me where the krill is. I don’t know where the krill is. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5269 I thought we agreed that you would shop at the other Wegmans in town. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5270 What aisle is the whale food in? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5271 Forgive me for bothering you, but didn't you sing contrabass at LIU in Southampton? We're putting together a new shanty choir in Bushwick and I'd kick myself if I didn't pursue you for it. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5272 I don’t even have to toast them. Just impaling these jumbo marshmallows on the stick is cathartic enough. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
5273 Since when were GIANTS allowed in superstores? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5274 Don’t worry, my new white whale is finding a brand with better chip-to-air ratio. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
5275 I didn’t know you shopped at Katz’s” 🐳🏴‍☠ 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
5276 Whale, whale, whale... what be your reasonin’ for no mask 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5277 Excuse me, have you seen Ishm-aisle? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
5278 Don’t worry I’m vaccinated. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5279 Is this the “stonk” aisle 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5280 Wavy Lays for you? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5281 Nice to meet you, Mr Richard. Funny, you remind me of someone. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5282 What are you going to do with all of those condiments? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5283 Aye, we shall go to Starbucks. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5284 I know you prefer the legs - but I am getting the breasts. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5285 Who let you out of your pod ? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5286 Call it OCD if you like, but once you try these with guacamole you’ll understand why we had to go to seven different stores to find them. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
5287 Bumping into my crush at the grocery store. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5288 I've not heard of krill. Is that a brand name? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5289 I WON’T cut through the express check-out here and I WASN’T the one who hogged the shelves empty in the sardine isle 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5290 What was it all for anyway? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5291 Could you direct me to the frozen plankton” 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
5292 Just buying chips to go with my fish, not whale ! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5293 I don’t think that counts as six feet. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5294 Plastic is the new ketchup 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5295 Look! It’s a new brand of cereal; ‘Call me Oatmeal!’ 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5296 Let's hash this out over coffee at Starbuck's! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
5297 I’ll go halvsies on the Krill Chips with ye, as they’re three-for-one today, but tomorrow we are back at odds, ye white devil. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5298 When Cameo meets Instacart. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5299 Biting off my leg shouldn't give you a big head. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5300 It's locally harpooned--what do you think? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5301 Do you mind? Your tail may be six feet away, but your snout is waaay too close. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5302 They... they found it. Pink Himalayan sea salt. Chips. 1.1765 0.05107 68 56 10 1
5303 they took my leg, but they can't take my love for sea salt. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5304 So, are you one of those crypto whales I've been reading about? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5305 yes, I have a wooden leg. So what? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
5306 Well call me Ishmael - you shopped here too this whole time? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5307 I’ll be happy when the sea is open again. The food here costs an arm and a leg. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5308 Are we going to address the whale in the room? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5309 Oh, hey! Didn’t see you there! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
5310 First you bite off my leg, now low fat chips? This crosses the line 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5311 Why are you hoarding tissuepapers? You live in water,huh! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5312 Excuse me, who’s your barber, please? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5313 I know... I know.... I'm the black sheep now. I should have never said i was becoming a pescaterian. I'm the whale in the room. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5314 Are we still doing keto or are we paleo this week? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5315 I was thinking fish n' chips for tonight 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
5316 Excuse me, Sir, do you happen to know where the sea food isle is? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5317 Krill is the next aisle over. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
5318 Actually, I've moved on - I only use barbless harpoons now. 1.1758 0.04581 91 76 12 2
5319 From Hell's heart, for hate's sake, I'll stab at thee. Wait for me in the parking lot. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5320 How many of these wild dried squid should I get? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5321 Race you to the checkout. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5322 You can go shopping, but you can't mess with Fate. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5323 The fish sticks are in aisle — oh it’s you, is it? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5324 Harpoon brand chips? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5325 You know that a universe of snack options can't accommodate both of us. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5326 No, Ishmael is the other guy. 1.1757 0.05219 74 62 9 2
5327 I'm sorry they're out of cheddar goldfish crackers. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5328 You're blocking the Nutella. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
5329 When you get to the tuna, forget about it. I tried it, and it disagreed with me. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5330 Did Ishmael say 'steel-cut' or 'old fashioned' oatmeal? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5331 So, NOW, it's goldfish, Captain? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5332 You have a lot on your shopping list. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5333 The truce ends when Taco Tuesday ends, okay? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5334 How was that ‘White Fragility’ workshop, then? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5335 Jimmy! I haven't seen you since grammar school! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5336 Ahoy, bet you didn't expect to see me here!! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5337 Don’t complain. Thanks to you I get to be first un line 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5338 Do you know where I can find anti-inflammatories? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5339 You're such a Dick! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5340 I used to be Baby Beluga,but then along came Covid and I ate and ate and ate... 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5341 At least they have your second-favorite snack: Sea Salt Potato Chips. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5342 We need to work on our work-life balance. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5343 Yes it's frozen krill . . . err, sorry, last bag. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
5344 Ahab flavor goldfish crackers? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5345 Don’t worry I brought my own bags. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5346 No, they don’t sell organic human leg here! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5347 Okay. I won't take anymore snacks. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
5348 Thrilled to learn Chicken of the Sea ceased using BPA in the cans. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5349 NO, why? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5350 hey children i see you 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5351 No kidding? Artisanal plankton? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5352 As soon as I STOP looking 1.1754 0.05083 57 46 10 0
5353 No, thanks, I’’m vegan now. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
5354 It's not polite to stare at someone who's different. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
5355 I've been searching everywhere for these! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5356 Obsessive? No, I just enjoy hunting for bargains. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5357 I think the canned tuna is on aisle 3. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5358 I guess turn around is fair play. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5359 NOW you tell me you're a sucker for pretzels! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5360 Not wearing mask, fine. Even naked? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5361 Calling Ishmael to the register! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5362 See? I'm getting the organic corn chips you like! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5363 White cheddar? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5364 I wasn’t serious when I told you to get ahead of me. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
5365 This is the age of the sitcom. So now we live together. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5366 It does say 'beluga size' savings. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5367 Do you know where they keep the packages of krill? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5368 If only your father were here to see this. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5369 Plain or with sea salt? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5370 Looks like we're going to need a cleanup in aisle 3. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5371 Glad to see you’ve changed your diet. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5372 Are you stalking me again? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5373 Fish sticks are in Aisle 3, next to prosthetics. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5374 I see that leg you took has you walking pretty well, Dick! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5375 I can’t believe they ran out of anchovies again. Must be some kind of whale fest goin on. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5376 When I finally dare to come out of the depths, hoping that life surprise me, I find everything so banal and insipid that my astonishment go down to the depths. . 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5377 ...but the signboard read "inclusive"! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5378 Let's not acknowledge the elephant or the whale in the room. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5379 OK, here are the chips but we still need a fish. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5380 How many times do I have to say it - stop breathing down my back, Moby! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5381 Aye,tis I Captain Pollard. My friends call me Stumpy. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5382 Looking for a nice leg? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5383 I know you're hoping for my right leg, but I'm making krill for dinner tonight tonight. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5384 Sorry MD, ‘tis the last bag of Sea Salt and Vinegar Chips. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5385 Are you following me? I HATE that! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5386 It is not down on any map; True places never are. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5387 I said I’d get the chips, don’t bite my head off 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5388 This sitcom format takes some getting used to. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5389 no. they're krill chips, not squid. not that it's any of your business. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5390 My phantom leg craves them. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5391 Sea salt and vinegar or sour cream and onion krill? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5392 Come on man it's Saturday. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5393 The water, eh? That's infallibly in aisle 6. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5394 So you were in the snack isle this whole time... 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5395 How about “fish and chips” for dinner tonight, Bella? “Sound seamply delicious, John!” 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5396 Stop looking at me like that. The caviar was farmed. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5397 Don’t look at me like that- I always wanted this for my last meal. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5398 Mm, which do you prefer? Sea salt or barbecue flavored? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5399 We're all in the same boat 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
5400 excuse me what aisle is the krill 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
5401 Herman never said you went to the supermarket." 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
5402 The Health and Whalebeing Aisle 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5403 The only thing fresher than "Frozen at Sea" is you. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
5404 If you're thinking Ahab, forgive me. If you're thinking Jonah, Bless You. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5405 I can buy as many "Krillo Flakes" as I want! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
5406 Do you prefer organic bait - I mean snacks. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
5407 Moby, cod is sick squid... 1.1744 0.05015 86 73 9 3
5408 Hey Blowhole six feet back please! Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5409 Do you know if these krill chips are any good? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5410 All right already! I won't buy the tuna. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
5411 Aaargggh, my prosthetist said no salt and vinegar. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5412 I agree... I’ll speak to the store manager, and say that we’ll be shopping elsewhere, if they don’t stop using carnauba wax on these tile floors. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
5413 What? They said I need Omega-3s 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5414 You'll have plankton and like it, bub 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5415 All the media says is 'racism, shootings, socialism, KKK' I just wanna grill for God's sake. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5416 I'm still partial to sea salt. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
5417 Per their Maritime Law arbitration agreement, Captain Ahab and Moby Dick were required to be roommates for 6 months and to hug each other once daily. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5418 You are making it impossible to ignore the obvious in the room! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5419 Why don’t you shop the big box store? 1.1739 0.05266 92 81 6 5
5420 Stop looking at me wondering if I'm kosher 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5421 Thar ye be! I was looking all over the store for ye. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5422 You and I did all the work and look who hit it big: Starbuck. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5423 This should help your incontenance. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5424 That awkward time that Jonah misread the supermarket sign for Whole Foods. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
5425 What about vegan krill? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5426 In the dry foods aisle of a well-lit supermarket, a man meant to resemble Captain Ahab rolls a full cart with one hand, and holds up a cereal box with another. Behind him, a resigned white whale stands upright, pushing its own cart with its flippers. 1.1739 0.06515 69 62 2 5
5427 Whale, how about that? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5428 The cost was your leg plus an arm. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5429 It's less blubber but still costs an arm and a leg. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5430 Excuse me, please. I think we’ll both feel more comfortable if you are coming after me. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5431 Are you serious? 300 pounds of fresh krill? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5432 Whally? Is that you? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5433 I misunderstood what they meant by "whale of a deal." But you know what? I'm here now and this salad mix is half off. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
5434 Should I get the fish chips -- they are on sale. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5435 Keep yer distance, ye damned whale, or it's clean up on aisle 3. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
5436 Moby Dick prequel working title: Before the Breakup. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5437 6 feet back please! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5438 Are these Moby Dick brand fish sticks any good? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5439 Stop being such a Dick, Moby... 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
5440 Silly whale. Cereal is for humans. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5441 Moby, you're getting expensive. You want both shrimp, and plankton? And a lolly pop? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5442 vegan? @# me too 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5443 Will you still swallow me if I'm not grain-free? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5444 You not only had the nerve to come in here, now you're reading my shopping list over my shoulder? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5445 When they said "...out of water," I thought they meant the the shelf in aisle 9. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5446 You eat like you've got a hollow leg 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5447 Ye think we should try a Manhattan chowder? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5448 Do you know where they keep the vegan krill? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5449 You know I used to get this stuff for free. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5450 I heard that krill are available only here nowadays. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5451 He is looking at me...pretend not to be here... 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5452 Is this not 6 feet apart? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5453 These chips will go perfect with some you. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5454 These beluga lentils must be a distant cousin of yours, then 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5455 Whale aren’t ya glad I brought a grocery list 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5456 Also here for BOGO, Ahab. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
5457 What are you kvetching about? Im the one with the peg leg.Keep pushing. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5458 The overfishing is having detrimental effects the animals are pushed to the market 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5459 They're all out of behemoth bags of crustaceans; will leviathan hold you 'til lunch? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5460 Did you get everything? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5461 Panic buying all the anchovies is really petty, Ahab. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
5462 Is this the organic, no salt seaweed ? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
5463 I thought they were promising an epic SAIL on water, OK? But as long as we're here... 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5464 This is the biggest bag of kelp they've got. Should we buy two? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5465 Starbuck coffee,of course! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5466 Are these the shrimp ones we had before, Moby? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5467 Next stop, Davy Jones' Footlocker. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5468 That was fiction. I'm really a vegan who fights for animal rights. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5469 Never shopped here before, either? With prices like these, I'm not surprised! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5470 Have you tried these sea salt ones? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5471 I believe you're in the wrong aisle. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
5472 Do Gummy Bears get stuck in your baleen? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5473 Judge not, lest ye be judged! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5474 Back up... 6 feet there buddy ! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5475 Thou knowest I am a bit obsessive about my snacks, but try these. It’s a white whale of a sale!” 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5476 Aye, I Knew We'd Meet Again. I Never Thought It Would Be At the Annual Sale of Krill❗ 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5477 . . .but I was really just trying to find myself; have you tried these faux-krill rolls? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5478 Imagine me running into you here. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5479 That's quite a tail, Abe. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5480 What say we bury the hatchet..and the krill is in non-kosher aisle 5. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5481 So It’s the mighty whale hunter himself 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5482 So you're really just here shopping for squid? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5483 That's a whale of an order you've got there. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5484 Have you tried these kelp chips yet? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5485 I know you’re buff. These are only one percent blubber!! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5486 I'm obsessed with these pita chips. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5487 Excuse me, but do you know what aisle the krill is in? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5488 Only one thing on my list and I can't find it anywhere. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
5489 They are all out of chicken breast, would you like a leg instead? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5490 We'll have to get these. Ishmael has gone gluten free. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5491 Wait, what was your question, Mark? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5492 Of course we'll need all that salt if you plan to crash in my tub. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5493 That whale isn't wearing a mask! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5494 How many times do I have to tell you Albert? The joke goes “so a pilgrim and a whale walk into a bar” not a supermarket. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5495 Did you want to get ahead? You look like you’re in a hurry. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5496 These plastic bags are going to finish what I started. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5497 Don’t make it weird. This is the only store that carries my fish oil supplement. 1.1733 0.04400 75 61 13 0
5498 This is just a coincidence, ok? I always come to this store 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5499 Im off the clock right now, the only thing I’m searching for is a good bargain 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5500 The krill is in the next aisle. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5501 Salted or unsalted krill chips? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5502 From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. I shall not purchase another bag of krill-flavored chips. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5503 Whale of a deal ? vs. Deal of a whale? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5504 Yeah frog legs,you have a problem with that? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5505 These are great when binge watching “Wicked Tuna.” 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5506 Which aisle can I find the Cap'n Crunch? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5507 Call me Ishmael..... Coupon King! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5508 Call me a creature of habits and obsessions, but after a long day of harpooning I like a nice bag of kettle fried potato chips. Thank'ee, no dip. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
5509 Have you ever tried dried plankton? On second thought, call me Izzie. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5510 Is it actually made with real sea salt? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5511 Hey, I just met you and this is Safeway But here's my number, so call me Ishmael 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5512 Because there are no elephants in the room any more,now we have the whales in the supermarket . 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
5513 I've been trying to lower my carb intake lately, but these pretzels with sea salt are my Achilles' heel. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
5514 Oh, sorry. I know you don't like plastic. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
5515 It's WHOLE Foods, not Whale Foods! And call me Ahab, dammit! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5516 Is that all you're going to eat? Squid chips? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5517 Do you mind if I buy caviar? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
5518 Plankton seasoned with a hint of white privilege. Sounds like your kind of thing. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5519 It says here, it's Starbuck's! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
5520 No, Cap'n Crunch is not a relative of mine!" 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
5521 Freeze dried tuna? Meh. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
5522 Hey! Haven’t seen you since that time at Starbucks. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
5523 Will you stop whaling about these high prices. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
5524 Are we out of potato chips? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
5525 Are the harpoons in the Metals aisle or the Weapons aisle? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5526 You should meet my new manager. Now HE’s a great white whale. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5527 Check the freezer aisle. It’s best served cold. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5528 We don’t have to wear masks, Herman. We’re cartoons” 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
5529 Six leagues, please. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
5530 The chips go to my leg, I know... 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
5531 Pardon me, but you're standing on my moustache. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
5532 Do you what aisle the krill is in? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
5533 As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for tortilla chips. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5534 Fine, I won't get the fish sticks. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5535 Can we settle this back at the ship? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5536 I didn't know you ate kosher food also. Are you Jewish? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5537 Why the long face? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5538 You know that buying potato chips on sale was a whale of an idea! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5539 Chum, nothing else? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5540 we,re out of tarter sauce 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5541 We'll just grab some krill and go," you said 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5542 Did you see any Starbucks in the coffee aisle? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5543 No, no, no. I get to stalk YOU. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5544 Finding these chips in stock is my white whale. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5545 I'll find another leg for you in aisle 12. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5546 How fresh is the fish at the fish counter? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5547 Plankton are my favorite too! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5548 The shark got my leg, I have given enough to the sea. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5549 That's right, Sparky, on this side of paradise tuna fish comes in a can. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5550 My wife has a craving for ice cream and pickles. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5551 Keep it up and there's gonna be a big clean-up in the fresh-fish aisle! 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
5552 These have a spicy, salty, Pequod flavor! 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
5553 What?!? The flyer said it’s a whale of a sale 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5554 I’m out of fresh fish 🐟 in the Pacific Ocean. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5555 You know these days, the only oil I like on my chips is olive oil 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5556 Do you put Puffins on this list? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5557 Did you want the gluten-free krill? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5558 Yeah..I forgot my Face mask too! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5559 Luckily for me, the grocery store banned harpoons. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5560 Well, at least you’re not a shark. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5561 Really? Are we going to have this discussion again? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5562 Jonah loves these cheese doodles. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5563 Don’t worry,you’re not on my list. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5564 Don't blubber, these used to be named after me. 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
5565 No worry, Ahab, I've become a vegetarian. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5566 Shrimp chips? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5567 Don't forget yer SPF-70! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5568 Look! Lean missionary is back on the shelves! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5569 Are you looking for the fish food? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5570 They're just chips, o'hoy. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5571 Cost me an arm and a leg! How dare you complain!" -"What, freeze dried plankton again tonight?!" 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5572 We don't have masks - so we need to to keep six fathoms apart.... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5573 Hast seen the White Cheddar? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5574 Just came in for the a/c. Ocean's boiling! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5575 I hope you're heading for the seafood counter. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5576 Yes,my name is Ishmael,why? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5577 Ishmael! I've been meaning to call you. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5578 Excuse me but,the krill is in aisle 5. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5579 After, let's go to Starbucks. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5580 Chunk lite or solid white? 1.1714 0.05373 70 59 8 2
5581 I'm getting shrimp; why don't you try the leg of lamb. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5582 So now you’re a vegetarian? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5583 Claims it reduces irregularity and megalomania. 1.1714 0.05373 70 59 8 2
5584 Call me Ishmael and no, I will not buy you any more krill. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5585 I'm thinking I could use some tartar sauce." 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5586 C'mon Moby, isn't this more fun than ramming the Pequod? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5587 You’re really starting to become an albatross around my neck, Moby-Dick; or: You might say you’re my albino leviathan. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5588 The Beluga caviar? Aisle 6, next to the tuna. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5589 'No they won't make you put on weight'. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5590 I know but the June migration is right around the corner and they are on sale. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5591 Wrong leg, wrong guy, cowboy hat... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5592 Okay, okay. I'll put back the package of krill. 1.1714 0.04303 70 60 9 1
5593 Now that I got my second harpoon of Pfizer, I can finally strike through the mask! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5594 I know it's a whale of a deal, but seriously? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5595 I am tired of eating fish. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5596 Stop stalking me! I’m going vegan, so I don’t need you anymore. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5597 I assume you want the chips seasoned with Sea Salt? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5598 Do you know where the chopped herring is? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5599 Call me 'Wish for Sales' but I think Cap'n Ahab cereal could really take off. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5600 What? I was getting tired of fish. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5601 Hook got your leg huh? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5602 That's a lot of toilet paper" "I'm a whale... 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5603 Forget the elephant, what’s that over there? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5604 Their encounter inevitable, Ahab couldn't help but notice the Captin' Crunch in Moby's basket... 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5605 Now available in sea salt. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5606 What? Mrs. Paul knows what she's doing. Her sticks are number 1. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5607 Have you tried these wasabi krill chips? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5608 Tonight you get leg of lamb. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5609 I think plankton is aisle three 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5610 No gluten issues? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5611 ...but after Moby apologized, he and Ahab became lifelong companions." THE EN 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5612 Moby, I think we’re in the wrong cartoon. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
5613 Wanna come watch the game over a few Harpoons? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5614 My real white whale is carbs." 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5615 Call me Ishmael you dick! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5616 Have you seen the discounts in the seafood aisle? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5617 Why Moby Dick, I thought you omly ate krill! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5618 I knew your father. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5619 Yeah, lately I've seen a lot of movies on you too. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5620 How can I follow you to the ends of the earth if you're following me at Whole Foods? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5621 Oh, am I too slow for you? Well, that might be because someone…I’m not saying who…bit off my leg. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5622 I know what you’re going to say, but I really have been looking EVERYWHERE for these chips. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5623 Don't worry. This is fish, you're a mammal! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5624 A clash of invisible thought bubbles. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5625 So that's what you was harpoon on about 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5626 Never get the fish sticks in a pouch. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5627 No, no, put it back. You’re just a metaphor.” 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5628 How many carts of frozen fish do you think we should get? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5629 Having a whale of a good...never mind. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5630 Ahab and the Great White Sale 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5631 Six feet,including your nose,please. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5632 I didn't know whales came to these aisles. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5633 Oh no,not you again!! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5634 Check it out, 'Melville's Original New England Yogurt Chips'! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5635 I know I swore to find you,but here in aisle 4? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5636 I think this is a china shop situation sort of thing 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5637 Maga? No, that's a different kind of whites. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5638 I only catch sweet deals now. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5639 Is that the last bag of pirates booty? 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
5640 That doesn’t look like 12 items or less... 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5641 We’re out of chips, right honey? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5642 Because sometimes we are not angry, we are just hungry 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5643 Geesh, it's just a little snack. One gout flare-up and you're all over me. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5644 Have you tried these fish sticks? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5645 Please don't call me Ishmael. That was a sea thing. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5646 The elephant has left the room. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
5647 Some light reading for the Peaquod. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5648 Do you think we should check the bulk bins? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5649 Don't even think about taking my coupons 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
5650 Remember when life wasn't all-consuming? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
5651 The problem I have with you is that you never get the point.... 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5652 May I suggest you try the Leg of Lamb? Aisle seven... 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
5653 Ishmael’s in the krill isle 1.1707 0.04848 82 69 10 2
5654 If your cousin was more interested in reading than feeding, maybe I'd still have my leg. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
5655 There’s a special on chips with sea salt. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5656 Yeh, I'd say I qualify as a Variant of Concern 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5657 Glad to see that you are eating healthier these days. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
5658 But first, nachos. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5659 Think Ishmael will like these? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5660 You need to see my fish and chips recipe. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5661 This tuna is krill free. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5662 Don’t give me that look! It says, they are low in carbs and taste exactly like Cheez Doodles. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
5663 Hey!...Remember me from the Pequod? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5664 I've heard of the elephant in the room, but never this. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
5665 And why should I care what you put in your belly? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
5666 Oh, don't mind me. The elephant is in the other aisle. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
5667 Are these Jonah Crackers any good? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5668 Trix are for kids 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5669 There out of wild caught krill 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5670 My TM guru said I can't stab at thee from hell's heart anymore. Does this say, 'Dolphin safe'? 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
5671 Sixteen bags o' transfat crips, darling? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
5672 Ahab at a whale of a sale at his supermarket. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
5673 What part of 6 feet away are you confused about? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
5674 Would you stop calling me Ishmael. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
5675 I don't care what we do, it's just nice to get out of that little studio apartment. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
5676 You know much about paleo? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
5677 You watched Seaspiracy too? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
5678 If overfishing is real then why is this salmon on sale? 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
5679 Told you supermarkets were a whale of a time 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
5680 Does anyone want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
5681 There's a sale on mackerel and toilet paper. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
5682 What? I like fish and chips 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5683 It's all plant-based, no seafood 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5684 Kelp's on aisle 6. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5685 No.... I said White ELEPHANT Sale. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5686 What part about social distancing do you not understand? 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5687 Avast! Hast seen the white bread? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5688 I think two full carts are enough. I don't want go overboard on the groceries too. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5689 I’m gonna have a whale of a bill 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5690 I haven't money in my pursue, you pay? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5691 Funny running into you like this! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5692 Great. I finally run into the one that got away and I’m buying chips. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5693 Where did you find fresh legs? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5694 You misheard me Mobey! This are kale chips, not whale chips." 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5695 Can we at least agree that "sea salt" is merely a marketing ploy? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5696 I told you, plankton is on isle four. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5697 Could you direct me to the gefilte fish? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
5698 Well look who crawled out from under my sock! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5699 I think leg of lamb is in Aisle 3. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5700 Now look here, Moby, these CDC guidelines say 6 feet of social distancing. Now back off! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5701 Tuna? Try isle 14, top shelf. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5702 Have you tried the tuna? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5703 My doctor said to add iodine to my diet....you too? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
5704 Starbuck pitched in for coffee and pastries. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5705 I forget,does Ishmael like BBQ flavor or sour cream and onion? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5706 It's the low sodium Krispy Krill, honey. Do you still want it? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5707 Don’t call me Ishmael. Call me an Uber. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5708 Do we like Nacho or Cool Ranch better? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5709 Can'st thou recall, doth gluten vex Queequeg's prandial humours most foully? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5710 Netflix and chill tonight? We can munch out on these chips while we binge ‘Life in Colour with David Attenborough.’ 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
5711 Do you have to be so nosy? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5712 Don’t you get ‘organic seaweed’ down there? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5713 I just feel like if both of us show up to work with the exact same lunch, then folks will definitely know we're dating 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5714 Oh boy.. time to address the whale in the supermarket 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5715 You ever get that feeling that you were destined to do something else but somehow you got sidetracked? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5716 I'm really more of a 'positive vibes only' person now. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5717 Are you here for the toilet paper? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5718 Sriracha krill or regular? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5719 I don't know about you,but I feel like a "you know what" out of water 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5720 It's free caught! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5721 That’s a whale of an appetite you’ve got there. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5722 Ishmael! We're going to need a clean-up in isle 4! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5723 Nowadays I'm obsessed with catfishing. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5724 Cheddar or parmesan goldfish? They're out of plankton. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5725 No, I don't know where the fish sticks are. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5726 But, I already told you - The elephant in the room is in Aisle 6. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5727 I thought I smelled you! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5728 Do you mind? You should keep a 1-harpoon distance from me. And where ‘s yer mask, matey? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5729 Verily, the thrill of the hunt always yields to the argument in the cereal aisle 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5730 Beware! Sea salt and vinegar and kettle cooked––I guarantee you'll obsess over them. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5731 Just put back that last roll of toilet paper and no one get's hurt. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5732 In what aisle are the anchovies? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5733 Now as you know, most of your diet should still be protein 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5734 Do you prefer them plain or with sea salt? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5735 I thought we agreed to haunt only in the seafood section. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5736 I never can find what I’m looking for here. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5737 Doth thou prefer Starbuck’s? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5738 To think that I told Starbuck he would never amount to anything... 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5739 Do you know where the harpoon section is? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5740 Calamari! Krill! Seafood aisle! And stop following me! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5741 Ever date a man with too much ambition? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5742 Starbuck said I should get some Death Wish coffee, Mocha Dick flavor -- said it's best served cold. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5743 Well, I guess you've got me pegged again, 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5744 “Peapods, if they have them, are in Produce. The Pequod is at the bottom of the ocean, as you damned well know!" 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
5745 You want fish, I want chips. Let's get both. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5746 Is this Krill certified free-range? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5747 Whale of a sale, eh, Hab? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5748 Yes,I could have predicted it -they ran out of Jumbo Eggs again. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5749 Is that the last bag of krill you're taking? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5750 Try the tuna 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5751 So, between the two of us, do we represent the new norm...? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5752 Aye, I'm totally obsessed with these chips. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5753 Now I see your confusion. This place has great 'SALES'. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5754 I think we’re supposed to be keeping six feet, but it seems there’s only one foot between us. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5755 It’s not every day you go to the grocery store and see someone with a peg leg. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5756 Thank you again for helping me reach the Triscuits. 1.1690 0.05302 71 60 8 2
5757 Supermarkets giving you the whale of a time in the covid-19 era 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5758 I told you, Miami already has a mascot! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5759 Don’t look at me like that. You’re the one who invited your parents 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5760 These are supposed to be good for bone growth. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5761 I don't care what you say -- I'm buying ambergris. I have a coupon! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5762 Fancy hopping into you here. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5763 I love this store. The quality is good and they don't charge an arm and a leg." 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5764 I haven't found Moby, but your potential offspring are in aisle 7. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5765 Do they sell krill? Maybe, Dick. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5766 I know you wouldn't mislead me. Is it kosher 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5767 They call these 'Ishmael.' 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5768 Stop calling me Dick, I’m Ishmael! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5769 I never thought I would find what I was looking for at Walmart. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5770 It is surprising how hard it can be to find that just right something you have been looking for! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5771 Join me for a coffee later at Starbucks? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5772 You wanna take this outside? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5773 Do you know where they have the tuna fish? 1.1688 0.05359 77 66 7 3
5774 Starbucks? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5775 You are paying for this. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5776 Er, uh. No. Crunch is the name. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5777 I have been looking for fat-free white cheddar potato chips my whole life. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5778 Sorry to bother you, but is this vegan? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5779 Kelp? aisle 6 . . . wait aren't you . . . 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5780 I told you that you can wait outside in the safe pick-up zone. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5781 I'm buying only one pack of krill. You're on a diet. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5782 Moby, please tell me you are strictly a vegetarian now. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5783 Tuna flavored chips. What do you think? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5784 For the last time, we are not buying "Cap'n Crunch"! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5785 Sorry, it's tref to eat Beluga. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5786 Lately I’ve been obsessing less about unobtainable goals and more about chips. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5787 Still on your back 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5788 Treating your eating disorder is costing me an arm and a ... you know the rest. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5789 I’m just looking for the tuna just like you. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5790 I know... I’m rethinking my decision to not wear pants. . 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5791 I told you it was just a one night thing... we can’t make Ahab it out of this... 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5792 Today we're hunting bargains. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
5793 Sea salt doesn’t taste all that great, ya know? 1.1687 0.04135 83 67 14 0
5794 What you see when you don't have a harpoon. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5795 Did they just say, "Pequod on Aisle 4"? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
5796 Yea, I’m Ahab. How did you know? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5797 Could thee recommend a good brand of plankton? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5798 This is the 15 obsessions or less lane, right? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5799 Beluga lentils? Why yes,why do you ask? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5800 How about a little dip to go with those chips? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5801 If your cart is squeaking, just put some whale oil on it. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5802 This will be a lot lower in sodium for you than Queequeg was 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
5803 Great price on Goldfish today. Let's get some for the party. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5804 Krill? Yes that's in aisles 2 through 24. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
5805 You own how much Dogecoin? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
5806 If you get my leg, then I at least can have some carbs tonight 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5807 When you have to watch your weight but you really want a bag of chips 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5808 Where can I find the gluten-free krill? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5809 Ods bodykins, Moby, I told you to wait on the ship. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5810 2,455 months at sea really flies by. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
5811 Shopping for Ishmael is such a hassle since he went gluten-free. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
5812 Your brother is absolutely fine Jim. The labels says so. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5813 Dear sir, are these single-use plastics 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5814 ‘You know which aisle for plankton?’ 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5815 Will you relax, Moby. I'm not going to the frozen seafood aisle. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
5816 Chunk Light in Water? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
5817 Do you think a whale would like this? 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
5818 New cheese flavored krill. What do you think? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
5819 When we finish my list, let’s do Starbuck’s. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
5820 I believe the blubber is on aisle 5 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
5821 I've been looking for these forever. They're my white whale. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
5822 I'm so sorry, do you know if this is a good brand of bait? I've never cooked for a whale before but I'm having one for dinner tomorrow. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
5823 I told you the change would do you good. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
5824 They're crisps, but they're shrimp flavored. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5825 I've actually gone vegan since the last time we met. 1.1667 0.04623 78 65 11 1
5826 When I said I felt as big as a whale, you realize I was speaking metaphorically, right? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5827 Hey look! Cool Ranch Krill. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5828 I'd give my RIGHT leg for a low sodium option! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5829 I said storm 'chips', not ships. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5830 Hey hey.. Are you looking at my butt?? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5831 They're having a sale on krill. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5832 Doooooood, where are the sardines? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5833 Kind of rude to assume, but yes that’s a good krill brand. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5834 So, after this, over to Starbuck's for coffee? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5835 What do you mean "Get off my back?" 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5836 This would be a better source of protein, IMHO. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5837 Are these too salty? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5838 How did this pack of frozen krill end up in my cart? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5839 I think I've read about you. Milli Vanilli? Manu Ginobili? Mondo Cane? Moby Grape? It's on the tip of my tongue." 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5840 Tis a gluten harpoon. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5841 Considering you're a sperm whale, you may want to put some Trojans in your cart... 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
5842 Cousin Moby is to blame. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5843 Aren't I supposed to be following YOU? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5844 Krill’s on sale. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5845 You wouldn't be waiting on me, Moby, if it weren't for the wooden leg and all. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5846 There's a two-for-one sale on krill. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5847 May I suggest this vegetarian dish? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5848 Have you tried this new organic krill? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5849 No,I can’t get you a discount on Quaker Oats! You’ve got the wrong guy. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5850 Is that you Ahab? It feels like centuries since I last saw you. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5851 Huh. I was looking in the wrong place. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5852 That's the third time I've seen you in my aisle. Are you sure you're not following me?" 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5853 Oh, and I'll need plenty of tartar sauce. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5854 Must be a member of one of the ten lost tribes 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5855 There's a special on caviar this week...oh, sorry. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5856 When did Starbuck get into the coffee business? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5857 Check out the frozen legs in the meat department while I head over to produce. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5858 You decide ... they're your relatives. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5859 Well, I've seen king-sized but not Whale size. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5860 So glad our paths crossed. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5861 They’re out of goldfish Moby- but you may find fish sticks in frozen foods. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5862 There is that great white whale again,what we need in the supermarket is more diversity. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5863 So then this Herman guy says he wants to write a book about us, I'm like, you're being creepy dude. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5864 I’m on a quest for chips that fill my hunger for revenge. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5865 I said, Six Feet 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5866 I'm looking for tissues. Do ye know where she blows? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 7 2
5867 Away from thee I roll, thou all-consuming but unconquering whale; I am done with thee; from hell’s heart I will beat thee to the checkout line. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5868 They’re my favorite, but these chips cost an arm and a leg. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
5869 funny seeing you here 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5870 You might be standing 6 feet away but your breath is reaching New Jersey. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5871 And then, after the destruction of the Pequod, Ahab finally found his white whale...in the cereal of Shaws 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5872 Well, I happen to like fish sticks. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5873 If you don't like the snacks available at my house, go stay with Jonah. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5874 It's krill and it's kosher! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5875 Krill?!? I thought you said kale! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5876 No, really- you should try the squid jerky. It's good. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5877 Excuse me sir but can you scratch my nose? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5878 You know, these chips are on sail. haha get it? Like "sale" but with a nautical twist. Hahah . . . Anyways, one day, I'm going to kill you. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5879 Should we get the prepackaged ambergris or do you want to make it yourself? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
5880 I don’t want to do this anymore. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5881 The krill is in aisle three. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
5882 Who names a book Moby Dick ? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5883 Call me Ishmael one more time, and you won't get fish for another week. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5884 In case you didn’t notice, I now prefer shrimp. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5885 Sustainable? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5886 Can you tell me where I can find the tuna? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5887 I got a whale of a deal! What are you looking for? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5888 How about a bag of unsalted cheddar goldfish to cheer you up! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5889 I was just looking for you in the seafood aisle. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5890 I never promised you a krill garden. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5891 What do you think, fish & chips for dinner? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5892 No, I didn't forget to buy a calendar! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5893 No parking, over 15 items, forgot my own bags. And now you show up. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5894 They have a whale of a good deal on fish and chips. 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
5895 Art thou not aware that the Covid19 proclamation doth require an interval of four cubits be kept betwixt all subjects of the realm? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5896 Yes, but how many copies would have sold if he'd told the truth about our relationship, that our biggest fights are about buying dolphin-free tuna? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5897 Please say that isn't the last bag of Kosher Krill Pops! 1.1667 0.05233 72 61 8 2
5898 Relax Dick, I am only hunting for bargains. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5899 He's over in the coffee aisle. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5900 Let's go to Starbuck's next. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5901 Should I pick up some more Cap’n Crunch? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5902 Don't take it personally, Salmon Roe just caught on. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5903 I told you--the broccoli is not about revenge. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5904 Do you recommend I try the fish oil? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5905 Whitefish. Do you know which isle whitefish is on? By God, I'm going to find the whitefish or die trying! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5906 Oh great- I gotta get out of here, then run and get the kids,and now you show up! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
5907 Are blubber cooked potato chips really the hot new trend? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5908 Excuse me, can you tell me where the krill is? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5909 For once we're both hunting the same thing -- bargains. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5910 The conflict actually began on the seafood aisle at Whole Foods when young Moby insisted all of their krill must henceforth be free range and sustainable. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5911 DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5912 I think the krill is over on aisle 2. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5913 People just don’t understand what it’s like being a white male these days... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5914 No; I won't give you Ishmael's email! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5915 Hear you're a vegan these days - is Cap'n Crunch a good substitute for crunching on actual captains? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5916 I had no idea you had gotten land legs. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
5917 Your obsession with me is becoming unbearable. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5918 Just sign the divorce papers, for God's sake. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
5919 Now you're a vegan?? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5920 Are you obsessed with following me? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5921 Fresh fish are on aisle #3. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
5922 All these years looking for you and I find you at Walmart?!!! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5923 No, they won’t make you fat. Why are you asking me? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5924 Have ye seen the grated white cheese? 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
5925 Hey Dick, you weren't looking for the last bag of krill chips by any chance, were you? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5926 Fresh Fish? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
5927 Harpoons? Aisle 6. Why do you ask? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5928 Whale, this is awkward ! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5929 Whale, what are you doing here? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5930 I hope you're not a killer whale. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
5931 You forgot your mask. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5932 You’re on sail! 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
5933 I think sun protection is at aisle 7. 1.1667 0.04623 78 65 11 1
5934 The guy in front of you asks if he can talk to you about your car's extended warranty. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5935 I have forgiven you and the Krill is on aisle 7. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5936 Let's rock this Market! I'll double back around the aisle and chase you like in the Book. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5937 Do we want to try the kale chips? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
5938 What’s that? Kelp chips? Speak, though vast and venerable head! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5939 No, thank you, no crips for me. I’m on wale-watchers. I have to watch my wale line to get ready for summer. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5940 I'm pretty sure consuming all this processed food will help fill that part of me that's missing. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5941 Hi Abe. I didn't know heaven was a supermarket. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5942 Do the kids still like fish sticks? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5943 hey, stranger things have happened at sea. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5944 ok, ok, we will get the sea salt flavor! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5945 I can’t believe they have these in stock again, I’ve been looking for these for ages! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5946 These are also very hard to find 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5947 Sorry, mate. I’m having a whale of a time picking out fertilizer today. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5948 Have any fresh Beluga caviar? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5949 How's the old Job coming along? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5950 Better watch out — I heard some nar-do-whals hang out around this place. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5951 You know you’re father loved these? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5952 This is a whale of a day, Ah! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
5953 Have you seen seaspiracy? This is safer than the oceans. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5954 And here I thought I was the big fish in our small pond. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5955 Covid 50 really hit me hard.. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5956 I’m sorry, it’s not gluten free. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
5957 You know too many of those things will kill you 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5958 You’re not Socially Distanced again 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5959 Have you tried the sea salt flavored ones? Delicious. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5960 Whale, whale, whale... I see you too like krill chips. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5961 Can dogs, cats and whales learn how to stay 6 ft apart please? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5962 My tail is 6 feet away sir. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5963 You wanna go halves on a family sized pack of fish sticks? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5964 Now I see why they call you sperm whales 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
5965 Arrr~ Happy Earth Day, matey. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5966 I told you the chase never ends - one day it's the whale, the next day it's discounts. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5967 What? I’m whale-y hungry. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5968 It has been a whale of a year! Your first time out since lockdown? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5969 Sorry about that "life vengeance" thing, I was just hangry. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
5970 From the depths of aisle 4 I shop with thee. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
5971 They have a whale of a sale on aisle 10. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
5972 You up for some Wavey Seaweed nachos, Moby-D? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
5973 I was all the way over in Dairy looking for you ... 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
5974 Salt & Vinegar or Crispy Shrimp? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
5975 Say hi to the family...I'll hope to see you at work tomorrow. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5976 Do you want this coupon for half off on krill?" 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5977 Starbuck’s is in aisle one. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5978 Remind me to call Ishmael. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5979 Baleen? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5980 I told ya, to keep you clean it is Ajax not Ahab. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5981 You’re right. There is no way they can make a pandemic themed caption for this scene. What a relief . 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5982 Excuse me -- I'm Lincoln; you must have me confused with Ahab." 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
5983 Seriously, we can clean up if we buy stock in this place ASAP. I'm sure I read that Whale Foods is a takeover target for Amazon. 1.1647 0.04688 85 72 10 2
5984 I've seen that you've changed your diet. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5985 Relax. My new obsession is bran." 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5986 Who knew we could medicate our thirst for revenge with a little retail therapy? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5987 See? I only eat chips now. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
5988 Glad to see you back on two fins after that harpoon incident. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5989 No, despite the pop culture reference i’m not a free sample. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5990 The only thing I'm harpooning these days is my figure. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5991 Keto-friendly chips! Well, this is a sea change. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5992 Do you want the family size of Krill-O’s? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5993 Oh, thanks! But I’m not sure if they have these hats in your size... 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5994 Swerve me? Ye cannot swerve me... 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5995 Looks like your having a party. Am I on the menu? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
5996 I'll see YOU at Seafood in Aisle Arrrrrr. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
5997 Oh, so now I'm your great white whale? 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
5998 We thinkin’ the keto sea biscuits tonight? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5999 What did I say - added sugar's in everything these days 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6000 Do you think these actually come from Cape Cod? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6001 Make sure you have everything you need,because once you push off this aisle,thou canst never return. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6002 I'm tired of sea salt. Have you tried the bar-b-que flavor? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
6003 They're cuttlefish flavored. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6004 You’ve got to be kidding! 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
6005 Don’t forget the bottled water 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
6006 Should we talk about the whale in the room? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6007 Moby, I never thought I'd catch you in a grocery store. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6008 Get ready for clean up in aisle 3 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
6009 What's all the blubbering about? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6010 Paging Captain Ahab for cleanup on aisle 5. Or Hey God, I thought you only Walked on water. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6011 Do we need tartar sauce? 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
6012 Is plankton kosher? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6013 Yes, but it's not made with Whale oil, or products. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
6014 Krill, krill try some baked macaroni! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6015 Its non GMoby. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
6016 They’re out of krill, how about Cheerios? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6017 I said if I had a hard spoon I'd go for the krill. Why? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6018 It's 2 for 1 - how hungry are you? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6019 Stop following me everywhere! It’s obsessive! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6020 If one more person says, 'Have a whale of a time!,' I'm going to scream. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6021 I can’t believe Ariel never mentioned having to wait in lines. This blowholes. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6022 Ahab? No. . . I’m an extra in ‘Shtisel’. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6023 We’ll get Whales, but I draw the line at Hydrox cookies. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
6024 Long time no sea, John Silver. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
6025 All this soybean oil is not good for your health. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6026 Six feet, Moby, let’s all be safe. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6027 You think he'd like this? ...It's human-FLAVORED at least. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6028 Hey! Looks like Starbuck has been keeping a little secret from us. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6029 Excuse me, do you work here? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
6030 Bar-be-cue or plain? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6031 I'm sure you've got a Whale of a Tale To Tell Me, Lad, but you can't sing that in this grocery store. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6032 Yup, these are 'fat-free' and I do realize it's odd. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
6033 Speak, thou vast and venerable head! Where can I find me 'Chips Ahoy'? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6034 What’s your karma? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6035 Your krill chips,okay? Mr. "Mopey" Dick. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6036 These have sea salt! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6037 These checkout aisle magazine's quizzes can be SO insightful...I realize now that all my talk of stabbing and spitting must have been painful for you... 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6038 Cod or clams? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6039 Squid or Chum? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6040 It’s about time you stopped blubbering! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6041 Call me chicken of the sea 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6042 Delicious Korean snacks. Calm down, they are made from dogs meat! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6043 Algea is in the next isle... 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
6044 It's the low fat chips. Or I throw a harpoon into your chest. Pick one. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6045 Bygones. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6046 I've told you, they don't have potato chips with plankton. The best I can do is Sea Salt. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6047 Potato chips or squid? 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
6048 I don’t know about you, but I love these Sea Salt Chips with Krill Dip. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6049 — I've been looking for this brand for so long it started to feel a bit like whaling... 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
6050 I'm glad I'm in front of you. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
6051 Call me Couponing. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6052 At least you can blend in 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
6053 Moby we need to start shopping elsewhere... 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
6054 Looks like the “Save the Humans” campaign was a success. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6055 i still want to order Chinese tonight, Moby 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6056 Last week, they substituted my krill with the wrong brand, so I had to come in person. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6057 You don’t like this! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6058 I know I shouldn’t but this junk, but wasn’t it Melville who said “I try all things...”? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6059 Can we just let bygones be bygones? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6060 Somehow, I knew you'd like Starbucks! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6061 Well I can't walk any faster 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6062 Did you hear that Queequeg and Starbuck moved in together in the Hamptons? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6063 Sorry, but Cap’N Crunch is not real. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6064 Avast,that she BOGO’s 1.1642 0.05031 67 56 10 1
6065 Hey do you know where the BELUGA BUBBLE GUMIS??? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6066 You should try your herring in sour cream 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6067 Could you point me in the direction of the harpoon aisle? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6068 expect the unexpectable 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6069 We only need enough for 3 days, you’ll be seasick by then 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6070 Should we go with the blue corn tortilla chips for a change. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
6071 If you can't eat em,join em 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6072 Yah it's Tuna, you got a problem with that/ ? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6073 Stocking up for the next surge? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6074 Please, call me Ishmael. And you are...? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6075 Moby, this is not what they meant by “Whale of a Sale”” 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6076 Is this the brand of "krill" that you like ? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6077 That's right Capt... I've been following you. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6078 Don't forget the spermaceti. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
6079 Vegan? Since when? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6080 Oops! I forgot the Old Bay 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6081 Well, something has to kill you, don’t it? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6082 Didn't you do enough damage when first we met? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6083 Sorry,last bag of Kosher Sea Salt Kale ... would you like it? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6084 Well, looky here. "Not down on any aisle," eh? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6085 ...and no, me getting the last bag of cheesy poofs does not make us even. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6086 Have you thought about going vegan? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6087 Hello Herman." "Hello Moby. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6088 WHOLE grains, not whal... wait, what kind of store do you think this is? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6089 Just when you thought Trader Joe's didn't have it all 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6090 Because of Lockdowns you guys have stopped throwing in food(not always), so I thought to buy some and give you a Hi 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6091 Do you remember our first heady days? The excitement, the thrill, the pursuit! And look at as now... a picture of domesticity... 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
6092 To much plastic on the list 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
6093 Ah shoot, he saw me. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6094 Yes, i was in a lockdown too. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6095 The tuna is aisle 3 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6096 Sperm whale, huh? That reminds me, I forgot to buy condoms. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6097 Do you happen to know where the harpoons aisle is? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6098 What a mash up - autobiography meets self portrait! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6099 Why are you stalking me? What have I ever done to you? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6100 Legs? How would I know? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6101 What aisle is blubber in? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6102 Don't be alarmed. I had my second covid vaccination over two weeks ago and my spout is more than six feet away from you. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6103 Are these krill any good? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6104 Is the krill artisanally-curated, bird-friendly, free-trade and shade-grown? Blow it out your spout. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6105 Regards from the Croc! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6106 Unfortunately, I developed harpoon elbow and the doctor has me on fruits and vegtables. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
6107 Arr... Thar be a coupon I’m not using if need it. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6108 Should we do white cheddar or caramel corn? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6109 Call me monomaniacal. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6110 Would you mind keeping 6 fins apart please? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6111 You want some ranch flavored krill chips? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6112 See? White Fish is on sale today! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6113 It seems we eat the same amount. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6114 The chips -- plankton, shrimp, or krill flavor? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6115 Turn your head to the left and see if YOU can read the fine print. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6116 are you having a whale of a time too? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6117 Does Jonah still work here? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6118 No, the other ones give you gas. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6119 Did you find everything you were looking for today sir?...Sir?? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6120 With our challenges, it’s too bad they didn’t have any more of those motorized carts available. 1.1639 0.05321 61 51 8 1
6121 Beluga caviar is on Aisle 6. And I'm still going to kill you. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6122 You look familiar. Have we met somewhere before? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6123 Aye, Moby, Tragic that tis come to this. From the sea, great, terrible, and exciting, to these antiseptic aisles of a grocery in a home for aged sea farer's. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6124 Are you still following me? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6125 Would you happen to know what the blubber content is in these chips? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6126 Don't tell me you were invited to Starbuck's cookout too. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
6127 How do you know these chips won't make my leg grow back? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6128 Bitcoin? 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
6129 Plankton? Better to err on the side of caution — non-kosher, at least for Passover. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
6130 For hate’s sake, I snatched the last bag of chips from thee. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
6131 Honestly? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
6132 What do you mean, do these chips go well with human leg? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
6133 Krill? Aisle Seven. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
6134 Call me cheap, but with the economy on its last legs, we've got to be fishing for prices. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
6135 You really can find everything here! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
6136 No, I have not seen your Dad recently. Why do you ask? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
6137 I'm not your chum anymore. Buy your own snacks. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
6138 You want my krill chip.", "No thanks, I am a big boy now. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
6139 Will you please stand at least 6 feet from me? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
6140 It is a pity that you are on a diet, this snack is delicious. Roger Barroca, Brasília, BR. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
6141 It's ok. They're just crackers called goldfish. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
6142 Non-GMO wild organic or the lousy farm-raised bait? Your choice! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
6143 Let's keep it to one fathom apart Captain 1.1628 0.04637 86 73 10 2
6144 If I eat any more of these you’ll have to harpoon me! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
6145 Speak, thou vast and venerable head 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
6146 Gluten is my white whale. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
6147 Are you sure it’s Nova?, 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6148 You can't keep a good whale down. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6149 Np. I do not know where the toothpicks are. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6150 Oh, so now you go vegan? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6151 Sea Salt and Vinegar”? Is that some kind of cruel metaphor 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6152 Moby, Plankton Chips! With or without Salt? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6153 Ahoy! Krill chips are 2-for 1 this week. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
6154 As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for Cinnamon Toast Crunch 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6155 Stop being such a dick and moby along 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
6156 Call me Ishmael... but from six feet away. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6157 The white elephant sale is next door. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6158 Krill-flavor chips? Shrimp? Harpoon boat? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6159 We meet again Ishmael! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6160 A year ago you wouldn't find unsalted plankton anywhere. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6161 I appreciate your help Moby, but we’re still coming for you. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6162 Pardon me. I’m in a hurry to pack for a long trip, and I forgot my glasses. Are these chips onion flavor or barbecue? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6163 I assume you want the chips with sea salt? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6164 I hate grocery shopping when you're hungry. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
6165 Hmm, no wonder why you didn't make it into this bag. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
6166 A 2nd Vaccination Effect? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
6167 'No snacking.' 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6168 Are you whaling a question on me? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
6169 Sorry, my new White Whale is finding everything I need at one store. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
6170 Don’t worry miss, I’m vaxxed. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
6171 I whale follow you @newyorkermag 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6172 Climate change, am I right? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
6173 It's all so over-whale-ming 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
6174 Of course, sea food is good off the coast too! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6175 Couldn't resist the great white sale? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
6176 I thought I was obsessive. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6177 Moby you were right. It was always about the gluten. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6178 Huh, I would have bet my good leg they didn't make a plankton flavor. 1.1622 0.04314 74 61 12 0
6179 No, I don’t know why people keep calling you Fudgie. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
6180 This is the kosher aisle. The krill aisle is two aisles over. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6181 Inexorably, Ahab felt drawn to the aisle with all the salty snacks. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6182 Clearly you don’t need the sea salt 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6183 I get like this when someone with 15 items gets on the "10 items or less" line. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6184 You are taking stalking to a whole new level. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
6185 Pandemic weight! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6186 Don't get hooked on junk food. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6187 Their dried krill isn't kosher, what now? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6188 Dude, It's olive oil. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6189 Have you tried these goldfish crackers? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6190 well, this is a surprise, and I am not even appropriately dressed... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6191 Oh, do remind me to pick up some creosote. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6192 Sardines with tomato sauce or oil? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6193 I’ve been searching forever for these. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6194 Two for one sale on plankton this week. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6195 Wooden you just know it. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6196 Haven’t you done enough? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6197 Easy on the chips, my cholesterol is a bit high... 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6198 I’ll add massless in public to the list.” 1.1622 0.05101 74 63 8 2
6199 I got everything on the list, but the plankton is sold out 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
6200 I said, ‘harpoon,’ not ‘lampoon!’ 1.1622 0.04724 74 62 10 1
6201 You watch a little TV and now it has to be brand name krill? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6202 There were no royalties Moby! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6203 farshteyst eydish? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6204 I called you Ishmael, where is the calamari? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6205 I'm buying a year's supply of Whale Chow. Please stop eyeing my other leg. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6206 Do rosemary crisps go with Beluga? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6207 Whale you please step six feet back? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
6208 Before I get this, did we agree to at least try to go vegan? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6209 People keep looking but only to tell us to put on “masks” 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
6210 Sorry for your bad reaction from your nose drops! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6211 So! One more tool in your krill set, no? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6212 Hope you don't mind... I was craving salmon. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6213 I hear this stuff is good for your brain ... have you noticed any changes? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
6214 These say cruelty free, can you confirm? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6215 No, don’t buy that. It causes inflammation. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6216 I hear you get organic salmon at ‘Whale Foods’. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6217 Don’t worry, you’ll get your sea legs soon too. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6218 We're going to need cleanup on aisle 4... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6219 Did they remove the mask mandate for under the seas before they did the supermarkets? 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
6220 Leg of lamb? Really? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6221 I guess those reports of the negative environmental impact on world food supply are 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6222 Yes, I’m getting the chips with sea salt. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6223 I miss the good old days too, but I’ll catch you later. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6224 Is Tuna flavored okay? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6225 Yup. We’re friends forever - here. That’s why it’s called Safeway. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6226 Hereafter, we could quicken our search with fewer words about the spirit and essence of muffins and entire chapters devoted to the rolling of carts in aisles if we were simply write, “muffins”. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6227 You took my leg. You’ll need to take the rest of this old sea captain before I’ let you cut in line! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6228 Those royalties didn't last very long, did they? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6229 Now, aren't you glad I caught you? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6230 Did you want one or two bags of krill? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
6231 Do they take cards? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6232 Why NO! It’s not a real whale bone ... it’s synthetic...Honest ! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6233 Let's try leg of lamb instead tonight. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6234 I'm not getting you Crunch. He's not even a real captain. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6235 It's leg of man. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6236 Why do you care if it’s vegan? You ate Jonah. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6237 Grocery shopping literally feels like it costs an arm and a leg. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6238 This is for Starbuck. Don’t tell him it’s from a chain. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6239 Pardon me, I only have 6 items. Can I go ahead? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6240 Who woulda thunk! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6241 And so you’re following me? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6242 Can you hold my place in line? I forgot the catch-of-the-day at the seafood counter. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6243 Nice to sea you again! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6244 How about leg of lamb,instead? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6245 Now don't go overboard! You're the one that roped me into this! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6246 No, you can't sit in the baby seat 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6247 You’re the mackerel expert. Do you think this pairs well with mackerel? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6248 Are you still gluten free? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6249 I do not bite while I am shopping! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6250 Really, $7.99 for organic dried seaweed? I rather you eat my other leg 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
6251 These chips cost an arm and a leg. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6252 I eat these like I have a hollow leg. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
6253 In the sea full of fishes, you at mall? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6254 whale-o there mate 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6255 Do we really need the jumbo size? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6256 : "huh?" 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6257 Oh geez, I hope she doesn’t recognize me from last Summer. My head certainly has grown a bit. Maybe I can just..slip by. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6258 Stare much? Yes, it’s a wooden leg! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6259 Pirates booty shrimp chips? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6260 Market Manipulation. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6261 My store doesn’t carry dried seaweed. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6262 My wife is a slut. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6263 Moby! Stop following me already! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6264 Look, I’m sorry but I can't do this anymore. I have to think about my wife and kids. Don't cry, please don't make this any harder than it already is” #hesfuckingthewhal 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6265 I didn't know that's how they made canned tuna...I'll put it back. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
6266 They’re all out of Krill, so I’m just getting sour cream and onion 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6267 Put that back. I keep telling you, raw AND vegan 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
6268 What? It was advertised as a “Whale of a Sale”! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
6269 Oh, like you’ve never seen a peg leg before? 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
6270 Shouldn't you be in the pet section? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6271 Didn't I see you at Starbuck's? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6272 My quest for the great white whale has ended and now the search for canned tuna begins. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6273 I told you it was an accident! I'm a vegan. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6274 Ramen with your sushi,Richard? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6275 It's just a breakfast cereal. He's not going to be captain. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6276 Don't be a Dick, Moby, there was only one left. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
6277 Don't worry - I'm just hunting for cheddar whales today. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
6278 Why do I feel like I'm on your list? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6279 Avast! The manifest orders us to meet Ishmael at the fish counter. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6280 Wow, I didn't realize the fish was so fresh! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6281 One bag has more vitamin D than two tons of krill. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6282 Of course it’s gluten-free. It’s dried krill, for heaven’s sake! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6283 Yeah, there's one just around the corner but no Starbuck's will ever serve YOU! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6284 Look, that chapter of our lives is over. But, yes, we can do lunch soon. Just not squid again. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6285 Can you tell where I can find tuna? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6286 Do you like krill salad? 1.1613 0.05241 62 52 8 1
6287 Well I’ll be! I’ve been looking for you. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6288 Hi I just moved to the neighborhood! Things were heating up back home. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6289 Cape Cod with sea salt...you’ll love these! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6290 Sustainably-sourced fish and chips. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6291 I’m sorry to disappoint you, but my profile clearly says, ‘white MALE.’ 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6292 Stop being a DICK, MOBY! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6293 - "Great White Wait" 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6294 Obsessive? What does that even mean? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
6295 I don’t know why I’m telling you this, but if you really want to lose weight, you shouldn’t be hanging out in the snack-food aisle. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
6296 Don't worry, I never buy caviar. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
6297 If you don't stop bothering me, I'm going to let out a Great Wide Wail! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
6298 I think I might have nudged you parking. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
6299 It takes a village 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
6300 Did you pick up the Old Bay Seasoning? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
6301 is this the good kind of shrimp? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
6302 One harpoon’s length away, please. ‘Tis best for us both. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6303 Any objections to the spearmint flavor? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6304 Have you ever tried the krill here? 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6305 The book was unauthorized. I’m not actually a dick. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6306 I never said it would be easy going vegan." 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6307 See you too can' live without me 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6308 Do we need anything else but the shoe? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
6309 Aye, I think I've become obsessed by this metaphor. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
6310 I’m guessing we’re both looking for Starbucks. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
6311 Looks like freeze dried krill is on special this week. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
6312 Landfood tonight? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
6313 What a fish story! Even for you, that’s a Whale of a Tale! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
6314 I've spent a fortune looking for you and now here you are in the grocery isle. Go figure. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
6315 Therapy has been really helpful, but I still can't resist seaweed chips." 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
6316 Too particular for home delivery. What’s your excuse? 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
6317 What do you mean you’re gluten free? I’ve seen you eat an entire ship! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
6318 '"I feel like our recipe is going to be a classic" 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6319 I feel like sushi tonight." 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6320 I'm not following you, Ahab. I always shop here. Plus /hey have the freshest caviar in town, 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
6321 Snacks? No thanks your leg wasn't fresh. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
6322 I see tonight we're having Krill again. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6323 Did we need more Frosted Krill? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6324 I heard this place has the freshest krill 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6325 . Speech balloons seems to be living a life of their own these days. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6326 I take offence to you buying condoms 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
6327 It's just so hard to find gluten free Graham Crackers in Atlantis" 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6328 If you tell me the chip options are over-whale-ming one more time, I’m leaving the store. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
6329 This is literally a whale of a sale. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
6330 Hey Abe - Yep - that's me! ...right there at top of the endangered species list". 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6331 I was thinking fish filets, but you may prefer the fish sticks? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6332 It’s the only place I can find seafood. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6333 I have been doing more "stress eating" during the pandemic 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6334 Some chips to go with dinner? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6335 Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6336 No,I don't know where the drumsticks are. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
6337 Wait a second... are you Moby-Dick or Mocha-Dick? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6338 I told you, I'm supposed to be following you! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6339 Sorry, Captain. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6340 Aye, 'tis the last bag of shrimp chips, thou vast and venerable head. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6341 - Try to see the good side of living in the city, Moby, you can choose and prepare your own meal! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6342 I insist, you go ahead of me in the checkout. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6343 Makes you smarter, you say? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6344 Would you mind scratching my head? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6345 I can't believe my one eye ! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6346 Sorry, Sir. Do you know where the water is? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6347 Call me Ahab. Have we met before? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6348 I've been looking for this MY WHOLE LIFE! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
6349 Wait! I am supposed to be chasing you! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6350 These are all the things Kanye wanted. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6351 If you wanna pass, use your whistle. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
6352 Check the seafood section, but I don’t think they carry krill. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6353 Yes, I am Jonah and I still miss my leg from last time. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6354 You gotta try these Takis. They're like perditions's flames in your mouth. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6355 Let's skip the seafood counter. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6356 excuse me, could you grab me the classic lays from the bottom shelf 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6357 we're having fish and chips for dinner 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6358 I didn't know you Amish were allowed to shop in supermarkets. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
6359 I have to say, this new vegarian diet you are on is good for us both. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
6360 You didn’t visit, so I thought why not I come and meet you 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6361 . “Excuse me, do you know where the organic krill is?” 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
6362 I bet you wish you didn't eat my leg. Sorry! This queue is for amputees only. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6363 I keep forgetting, are you gluten-free? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6364 Cleanup on aisle 5, apparently. Please tell me that was not you, again 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
6365 Where can I find the plankton-flavored goldfish? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6366 I never imagined there'd be grocery stores in heaven.....have a nice day buddy 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6367 Are we getting a whale of a deal on these, or what! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6368 Are those plastic straws in your cart? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6369 I though that was a whale of a tail though now thats one big ego on that whale. How’s that tail holding that weight up 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
6370 Honestly these ambergris prices can’t be beat. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
6371 Salt and vinegar or Crill-flavored? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
6372 It’s funny you should mention that. My new obsession is hunting for a bargain. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
6373 That's not Cap'n Crunch I see in your cart, is it? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6374 This isn't the leg aisle! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6375 Where is the kosher food? I'm shopping for Jonah. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6376 This one cleans baleen. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6377 Call me -ish male. Happy-ish, with deep reserves of resentment. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6378 Your leg? It tasted like chicken! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6379 Stop blubbering and move on. I have a new porpoise in life. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6380 You're looking a little peaked. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6381 No, my second leg is not up for sales. But I can recommend you this tasty vegan substitute. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6382 You like the krill-flavored ones, right? 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
6383 No, I don't find having you follow me for a change, "fun." 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6384 You can only eat so much plankton. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6385 Ahab...think I have what you're looking for. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6386 It's just a bad nose job. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6387 What do you mean, "I'll see you later."? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6388 I am pretty sure the krill is kosher. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
6389 Cap’n Crunch - used to be your favorite! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
6390 Are you following me now? 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
6391 Sweet or sour sauce for the chips? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6392 Can you believe the amount of sodium in these chips? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6393 White whale, white whale... now where have I seen you before 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6394 You can spit out the bags once you've had your share of krill chips. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
6395 HOW IMAGINARY 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6396 Harpoon aisle? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6397 Got Treats? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6398 Is your mother bringing her krill this year? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6399 I think tuna is in aisle 6 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6400 Looks like the Elephant had the day off. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6401 Hey, where is the isle with the Nantucket Omega 3's? 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
6402 Cool! I’ve been looking for these for forever! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6403 'Call it Providence, we never seem to see off each completely, do we? ' 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6404 A hab the chips! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6405 Um, this is not six feet... 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6406 Is this the gluten free section? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6407 Let's let bygones be bygones and instead address that we both shop at Whole Foods. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6408 Son of a harpoon! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6409 Were Goldfish crackers part of Seaspiracy? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6410 Do ya prefer white rice or brown? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
6411 When you see the biggest thing you've ever seen...and it's watching you. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
6412 At least there is not an Elephant in the room 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
6413 Call me vaccinated—trust me, it’s an adventure. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
6414 You're right. Just can't find "Wild Caught" in the stores anymore. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
6415 « Whale Mart is located next block » 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
6416 You should try plant-based meat now that you lost your Job 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
6417 Mine? Where will we seat YOUR parents? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6418 Alright. ALRIGHT. These chips have sea salt. Ok? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6419 Ar, ye no longer be my quarry since I found I Can't Believe It's Not Beluga! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6420 It is an evil voyage, I tell thee. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6421 O.K. Call me Instacart Shopper! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6422 Is this all that a happy ending means? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6423 Ahh... and me without my cartoon harpoon! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6424 I heard that seamen are full of antioxidants and anti-wrinkling agents. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6425 It’s rather shocking to see you here when there’s a Sam’s Club right down the street. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6426 Even a whale can’t stop a pilgrims progress 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6427 Six feet. At least six feet. Back off, Moby. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6428 You know they're not real goldfish, right? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6429 Because, with all the money we are spending on couples therapy the house brand is all we can afford. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6430 I don't know about you but there is something very familiar about this coffee brand. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6431 Oh really? Well I'm also a founder. The founder of the keto diet. All nutrition, no need to workout, just get toned. Great for the brain. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6432 I dare you to say 'Whale, whale, whale. Didn't sea you back there,' one more time. I dare you. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6433 Looking for something? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6434 After you! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6435 I don't see how some boxes of dry cereal can make it up to you, Moby. These carts only hold so much. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6436 Sorry Don, the smallest they have are sardines in a tin. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6437 It’s wild-caught 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6438 social distance please? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6439 Plankton Crisps? Yes? No? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6440 Verily there is nothing new under the sun. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6441 Are taro chips gluten free? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6442 Krill is on aisle 7. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
6443 I just know this snack food will be the end of me! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
6444 I said just call me Ishmael. I said nothing about following me around though. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
6445 They don’t have krill flavour. You’ll have to have Prawn Coctail. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
6446 Krill or a real treat, Brill? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
6447 I have a confession: potato chips aren’t my only obsession 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
6448 It's not down on any map ... but try aisle seven. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
6449 Heaven have mercy on us all, there's a BOGO on krill. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
6450 No surprise you stocked up on this stuff, it tastes like leg!! 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
6451 I hab been shopping here for years so I hab a leg up on you. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
6452 Do you prefer chicken or salmon for dinner tonight 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
6453 How did we get this far apart? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
6454 It's organic. It floats. Shall we buy it? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
6455 Ahab's the name, but not the Pequod guy. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
6456 You can’t have these -they are for mammals not fish 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
6457 For the last time I'm not Ishmael! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
6458 Yes Moby, the krill is end of this aisle. No need to be upset. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
6459 What... I like Herbal Essences too. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
6460 The krill chips are on a BOGO this week. Want to go halvsies? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
6461 you gotta try the Norwegian sardines 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
6462 Look, you've been following me since I set foot in this place. It's creepy. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
6463 ...So now I’m working as a Secret Shopper... 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
6464 Here, I have no trouble finding what I'm looking for. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
6465 Ishmael said to call him. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
6466 And that’s my visual cue to put these chips back... 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
6467 Are you here for the sale on sea salt potato chips too? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
6468 You're not tired of Sea Salt? 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
6469 Don't even think about passing me on my port side! 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
6470 These should be good, it says they're made with sea salt. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
6471 Goldfish cheese crackers on sale 2 for 1. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6472 Thus, I give up my diet!" 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6473 You found me in the fresh fish department?? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6474 Despite the ending--I thought it was a whale of a story. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
6475 Please don't eat whale blubber... 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
6476 Do you mind? I prefer to shop alone. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6477 Since when did Jonah become a vegetarian? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6478 I see you've met my cousin, the black shark of the family 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6479 The canned salmon's in the next aisle over. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6480 Among the litanies of our relationship, your liver would occupy two cart-loads. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6481 I see you have beluga caviar in your cart... 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
6482 I told you,Cap'n Crunch is in the cereal aisle, not the meat section. 1.1579 0.04975 76 65 8 2
6483 I know dried shrimp aren't your favorite, but I still think this a better end to the story. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
6484 Yes,. I'm unorthodox 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6485 Remind me ...is Queequeg gluten sensitive 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6486 What are you looking at? It's not as if swallowing Jonah was Kosher! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6487 I'd rather hunt for bargains. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6488 Can you help me find the drinks aisle? I feel kind of stranded like a beached whale here. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6489 I’m meant to be following YOU. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
6490 Are you sure you don't want any Harpoon Ale? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6491 Excuse me, have you seen Jonah? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6492 Now you go to the market for dinner! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
6493 You’re on Ishmael’s turf now, blowhole! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6494 There are no "harpoon shapes" in this brand. Okay? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6495 So I eat me some no-name B-B-Q Ripple Chips? Quit being such a Dick! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6496 I got a job on the Good Ship Lollipop. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6497 Get ready: this is where Moby Dick meets Supermarket Sweepstakes. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6498 Yes to the saltines, no to the animal crackers. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6499 They're calling Ishmael to aisle four. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6500 I knew you would surface in a supermarket. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
6501 There's a whale of a deal on sardines in aisle 5. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6502 I don’t care if you’re gluten-free. I’m getting these pita chips. What happens next is up to you. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6503 Oh well, now, of all the damn places... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6504 Hmmm, we’ve got the sugar, the tea, and the rum...anything else? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6505 Couldn’t you just krill all these extreme couponers?! 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
6506 They call these goldfish 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6507 You know, Dick, you were right about these Seaweed snacks! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6508 I’ve already had my kids” 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6509 Starbucks is in aisle 3 by the coffee. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
6510 Oh look. They have tuna on sale. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
6511 Hey Buddy, mind your own business. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
6512 You're not Cookie Puss! 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
6513 The animal crackers are in the next isle. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
6514 Have you seen the whale fat? 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
6515 Words can’t describe just how obsessed I am with these white corn chips. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
6516 This is freeze-dried. Fresh is two aisles over. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
6517 Frog or Crab? They both have that lovely taste of wood." 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
6518 I promise you,it says blubber free. 1.1573 0.04491 89 76 10 2
6519 Dude, you keep following me around the store like some kind of ... (trying to think of another word for a giant phallus). 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
6520 Doc says I need more fiber, but I told em “Anymore and I’ll have two peg legs.” 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
6521 Am I ambitious to think that I’ll actually cook tonight. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
6522 You obviously have me confused with someone who gives a damn. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6523 The leg department is over in meats, end of isle. And yes, that is Whale on my list, right after limes and grog. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6524 You want HOW MUCH krill? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6525 Is this safe for the environment? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6526 That's a whale of a surprise! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6527 Have you seen the white asparagus? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
6528 Have you heard the good news? Christ has risen. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
6529 Going gluten free has really reduced my bloating. You should give it a try. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
6530 No, you don't need to horde the toilet paper this time. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6531 Should we get more chips for the boat, or are you going to swim? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6532 Do you prefer the Krill or the Sour Cream & Onion flavor? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6533 Shalom! , oh... never mind. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
6534 Again, this is not the seafood aisle. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6535 Legs are one aisle over. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6536 Please have a look - there anything missing from our list? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6537 You know what they say about pegs and round holes, don't you Richard? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6538 Didn't I just see you in the ocean, Moby? I had no idea all I had to do was meet you in the seafood aisle. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6539 I don't know if the Paleo diet will get rid of all of your blubber. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
6540 ...just ran into Ish. He’s hot to get started. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6541 Gold fish crackers are on sale. Zero trans fat.” “What’s that supposed to mean? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6542 Oh, it’s you – and me without a harpoon. 1.1571 0.05623 70 61 5 3
6543 I come to the whale part of town for the really good krill 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6544 Can’t we, just once, have something other than seafood? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6545 Am I reading this right? Pegs in blankets? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6546 It's not Old Bay 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6547 What? Did I forget something? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6548 Just because you found the best discounts on tuna doesn't mean you have to be a blowhard. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6549 I’ve e developed a swelled head from too much reading. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6550 Does couscous go with Queequeg? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6551 The Goldfish are in aisle 5. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6552 Let's get this straight, I'm following you around. Understood? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6553 Oh, so I see you've been vaccinated too. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6554 Fish & Chips 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6555 I was like: “For real?! Stella and Stanley are back together?”....and she was like: “Well, look who’s talking!” 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
6556 The secret to my small waist? Planks...tons of it. Others do marathons, I do plank-thons. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6557 Which type of lamp oil would you recommend? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6558 You're watching your salt intake, right? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6559 Chicken of the Sea? Artificial crab meat? Is this some kind of joke? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6560 I told you I’ll make more NFTs when I get home! 🐳 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6561 Do you have to shop where I shop? Haven’t you done enough? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6562 Moby, I told you to wait in the boat 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6563 Do you know which aisle the sardines are in? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
6564 "Yup, corn and veggies; a whale of a time, my tall friend." 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
6565 No, there is no plankton department. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
6566 Because you polluted it!!! 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
6567 You think Ishmael is okay on Pirate's Booty, or do we need more? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
6568 Hi Ahab! I just ran into Ishmael in the paper isle. Stop by the house. I'm barbecuing some Krill on the barbecue. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
6569 Call me Ishamael,or I drop them the Pickled Krill 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
6570 I'm shopping for a long voyage of revenge and redemption. And you? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
6571 Are you the chap who ate my leg? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
6572 The plankton is in C8 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
6573 I'm trying but you're not making it any easier" 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
6574 The seaweed is over in aisle 3. 1.1566 0.04689 83 70 8 2
6575 I made you? You made me first. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
6576 Is that krill flavoured? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
6577 Did you grab enough tartar sauce? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
6578 Toothpicks? I think they're in aisle 3. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
6579 Is this the krill you like best? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
6580 Can you point me to the beluga caviar 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
6581 WELL! I wasn’t expecting to see YOU here. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
6582 I'm warning you, stay away from the seafood aisle! 1.1562 0.06385 64 58 2 4
6583 Call me. Ishmael. I’m in the book. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6584 Listen, you should be happy I didn't buy a can of Chicken of the Sea. This is a pack of cheddar cheese goldfish. Do you have a problem with that? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6585 Well I’m over it. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6586 Can we have a time out? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6587 Yes, krill chips are my new favorite too! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6588 Krill? Seriously? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6589 Hey, I've been observing the "Stay Away" order, so YOU'RE the one who needs to switch lines. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6590 Too much gluten? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6591 Where can I find the fresh fish? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6592 Oh, Honey, look! They’ve got these for 50 cents off. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6593 Have you tried the new flavor of chips? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6594 Honestly....try walking a mile in my shoe! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6595 And to think I almost didn’t leave the house today. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6596 My new obsession is tater tots. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6597 It says here, it’s cruel free. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6598 Will these go straight to my thigh? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6599 Stop wailing or I’ll get a leg up on you. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6600 You're not going to need those groceries, Ahab. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6601 After all these reincarnations, can't you just forget the past? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6602 Are all the elephants gone already? 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
6603 Truly sorry to take so long making choices and blocking the aisle — it’s just that I feel like a fish out of water in a supermarket. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6604 I can't believe the whale-tail is making a fashion comeback. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6605 nature is healing... 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6606 Put the herring back Moby, if I have to become a vegetarian you do too 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6607 I got your back 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6608 Fruit Loops or Frosted Flakes? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6609 They’re in the harpoon aisle, let me show you. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6610 Any idea where they keep the krill? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6611 Vaccine shot got my head feeling like whoa 🐳 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6612 Is this sushi grade? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6613 Arr, these sales blow. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6614 This line is for nine idioms or less. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6615 You've more than 12 items, you blubbery varmint! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6616 Goldfish or Shrimp chips? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6617 Plastic, why do you ask? 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
6618 Yeah, listen. The whole Little Mermaid story was Disney. Hans Christian Anderson. This is IS REAL LIFE. Deal with it. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6619 Call me obsessed, but I think Ishmael would want to know that we've become BFFs. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6620 So that's 5,000 pounds of krill daily?" 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6621 I heard there was my kind of sale going on. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6622 Haven't I seen you some place before? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6623 I don't see Krill Chips, how about the herring and anchovies chips? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6624 You again? I can't seem to get away from you. And by the way, stop calling me Peg. The name is Ahab. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6625 Krill! With or without salt? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6626 Good try Moby, but I don't believe in ghosts. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
6627 What's wrong Abe? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6628 I'm shopping for a good-bye card for you. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6629 I try all things, but recommend the sea salt chips. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6630 I’ve just moved on to being obsessed with homebrewing. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6631 Cap'n Crunch really lubricates the sea shanties. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6632 My name is Ahab,not Jonah...and stop looking at me 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6633 I don't want to end up like a beached whale, so I'll put these chips back on the shelf. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
6634 No, I don't know if they have the dolphin safe kind...did you want me to ask? 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
6635 Again, no one wants to read about beachfront property management and Finding Nemo theme parties. It's called a metaphor. Now, can we focus? Goldfish crackers are a little on the nose. How 'bout chips with Sea Salt? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6636 Don't look so dour. We'll just have to add water when we get back to the Pequod. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
6637 I know, Ahab. You should be following me. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6638 Legs are in Ailse 5. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6639 Why don’t you ever smile back? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6640 Oh...um...hey... 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6641 What in the Whale ... 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6642 You don't like, kombu flavoured krill? 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
6643 I wish you would stop telling people that I chased you and chased you until you finally caught me. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
6644 I get no mask—but there’s just one foot between the two of us! 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
6645 "Traditional cheddar or pizza flavored?" 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
6646 Your'e the magician - let's see you put me back in the can 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6647 Say, what's a whale doing in the pornography isle? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6648 I keep telling you, I don't know where the goldfish crackers are kept! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6649 I like the ones with sea salt. How about you? 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
6650 And calamari for you. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6651 Aye - don’t ye be giving me that look again. I know yea ate all the chips last voyage 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6652 Overfishing, am I right? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6653 Trust me,the vegetarian tastes just like the real thing 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6654 Wait, when did YOU start following ME? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6655 Okay, I get it. Stalking is bad. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
6656 Do you know what aisle harpoons are in 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6657 ...The snack that smiles back ? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6658 These are for Queequeg. We have to change his diet.” 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6659 Do you care if it’s dolphin-safe tuna? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6660 I better stay ahead of this guy if I want anything left on the shelves. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6661 Sorry sir, not hats inside. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6662 You mever know who you'll bump into at the Park Slope food coop. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6663 This is not the seafood isle 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6664 It's a whale of a tale! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6665 'Relax. It's plant-based blubber.' 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6666 Hi Al 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6667 I've been searching high and low for you and now you turn up here! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6668 You’re looking terrific! Still rock climbing? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6669 You see what they're charging for plankton these days? Somebody's making a krillin. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6670 Have you tried the Harpoon Delicious Gluten-Free Snack? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6671 I never expected to run into you here! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6672 Have thee tried these chips? They're my latest obsession. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6673 These are kale chips, they're like crispy seaweed. You'll love them. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6674 I know how it feels to be a fish out of water... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6675 No, I'm Ahab. That's Ishmael on the PA. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6676 Then it's agreed—we resume killing each other right after the game. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6677 yes i am still obsessed with you but please...6 feet! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6678 Did you get the flyer? I see calamari are on special this week. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6679 Excuse me, on what aisle would I find Starbuck? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6680 That hungry? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6681 Don’t worry, I’m vegan. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6682 No, I think krill is in aisle 5. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6683 Wouldn’t Cisco be better if you’re buying sardines in bulk? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6684 Moby, they have stalking laws. Besides, we can't be seen in public shopping together. I'm writing a book and you're the antagonist. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6685 Chunk-lite tuna with no salt or sustainably pole & line-caught? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6686 Moby Dick Maybe Dock 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6687 Oh shit neither of us are wearing masks! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6688 Krill , schmill, it’s all the same to me. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6689 A whale of a shopping expedition! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6690 You have a very small chin. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6691 Oh my God - It is you! It's been ages. How have you been? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6692 Instead of eating so much squid, you should really try these kale chips.” 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6693 Not you again! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6694 I heard this place is the best place to find anchovies 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6695 Enjoying city life” 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6696 Ok, ok—being a pescatarian isn’t enough. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6697 IT’S YOU!!!!???? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6698 What? We can’t find fresh Atlantic Salmon in the ocean 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6699 Does it say gluten free? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6700 I’m sorry, this is the last bag of blubber gum 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6701 krill on aisle five. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
6702 Hey there, try these Queequeg Chips. I hear they’re crispy like crustaceans - not chewy like legs - and they pair nicely with a Starbucks Carpaccino. Chris McCarthy 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
6703 Watch out! They call me Ahab. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
6704 You may be a mammal out of water but I'am still ahead of you in the check out line. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6705 Look,Starbuck got in the new gluten-free Ishmael 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6706 Amway has discontinued its Organic Fish Chow with Extra Krill 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6707 Did you want the low fat or the regular blubber? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
6708 Are you sure Ishmael wanted this brand? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
6709 I don't think our story concludes in aisle 10. 1.1548 0.04637 84 72 9 2
6710 Look at what I’m buying. This is so embarrassing. Be honest, do I look ridiculous? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6711 The big elephant in the room...is his top-hat. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6712 I don't know why they only have a dolphin-safe label. 1.1538 0.05015 65 55 8 1
6713 I thought you’d like freeze dried chicken legs 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6714 'Did you want lo-salt or salt-free chips?" 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6715 What? Are you too lazy to catch your own tuna? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6716 I’ve moved on to trail mix without sunflower seeds. Still looking. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6717 What? I thought I was pursuing you! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6718 No, there is no shrimp in shrimp chips. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6719 You know, we really should both be wearing masks. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6720 Just to be sure . . .you're not blaming me for the plastic bag belly ache . . . 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6721 If you're wondering, just a 'leg up:' whale meat is NOT Kosher. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6722 Better buy a second pack: Ishmael and Queequeg are coming over for dinner. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6723 just getting some pirate's booty - you? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6724 I told you, what we had was just physical. It was meaningful but nothing more. Quit mailing me polaroids, I have nothing left to hide. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6725 Don't be alarmed. This is just another unintelligible New Yorker cartoon. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6726 Do you think Ishmael would prefer unsalted? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6727 Your obsession with krill is getting annoying. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6728 Excuse me, you know my friend Richard by any chance? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6729 They discontinued krill last week. Devastating for us both. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6730 You only have to call me Ishmael at work. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6731 I‘ve been all over town looking for you... 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6732 I see you're having flounder for dinner. I'm having Puritan. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6733 Please don’t fret Captain, I’ve gone vegan now. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6734 moby . . . dick. are you stalking me? 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
6735 These seaweed snacks cost an arm and a leg! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6736 Excuse me, which aisle are the sardines in? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6737 Did you find everything you were looking for? 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
6738 I stab at thee from the depths of aisle 9! 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
6739 So what causes your indigestion? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6740 Yeah, I know the deal...you get your fish sticks, and I get to keep my other leg 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
6741 One bag for the Pequod? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6742 The last time I saw you, you were having my leg for lunch. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6743 This stuffing goes quite well with whale steak. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6744 "Don;t fret . I'm buying all the krill they have" 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
6745 Whale what? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6746 I'm a whale sir. Please keep your fish and chips jokes to yourself. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6747 heard you are now a whale of a cook 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6748 Can you tell me what aisle the krill is in? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6749 Oh hey, they have those Krill snacks you like. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6750 Didn't I just see you in the family planning aisle? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6751 Tuna flakes. The cat loves them. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6752 Ay, but these plankton chips are organic. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6753 Don’t worry, I’ve gone vegan. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6754 One day you're chasing that special someone across the open water, harpoon in hand, the sun on your back, and the next minute you're pushing a broken cart down aisle 7, discussing off which bag of off brand potato chips you should buy. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6755 I thought it was stopped to be the elephant in the room. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6756 Pardon me. Where’s the Gray Poupon? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6757 No, Moby, they do not sell human limbs here. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6758 No. I don't know where the canned krill is 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
6759 You’re really gonna buy goldfish crackers right in front of me, you piece of shit?! Yeah I’m talking to you! Hey! Hey! Pilgrim lookin ass…. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
6760 It says 12, I'd suggest two boxes, 20 minutes at 350 degrees for that ideal crispy fish stick we discussed earlier. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6761 They're out of krill. Is Pirate's Booty ok? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6762 Gosh, more people should start dieting! 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6763 Can you put some of that water on me ill pay later 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6764 Our intergenerational co dependency is getting a tad beyond a joke 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6765 Sardines? Next isle. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6766 See, what'd I tell you? Instacart offers much better work-life balance. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6767 Don’t worry—I’m only bargain hunting. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6768 I know. The price of wild-caught IS atrocious. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6769 A single pack of toilet paper just won’t do! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
6770 These expired fourscore and seven years ago. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6771 If you keep following me around we’ll both regret it. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
6772 They’re ‘impossible’ whale I swear 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6773 What? You thought only YOU could be high-headed? 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
6774 Don't run over me sir. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6775 This may be forward, but where’d you get your nose done? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6776 ‘Tuna of the land is on sale’ 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6777 Hey, don’t bite my head off! I’m going as fast as I can! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6778 Wonder what's in your cart 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6779 I can’t believe the hit piece on us that Ishmael guy put out.... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6780 It's diet, right? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6781 Why am I here? Very simple — I’ve been out of my favorite grape nut cereal for a while. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
6782 I'll see you in the fish department. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
6783 It's farm bred. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
6784 They said I would be safe during senior shopping hours. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
6785 Knock it off, Moby! Find some other snack! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
6786 The check out is so long,we might be in here for a "whale" of a long time. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
6787 Do you like oatmeal” 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
6788 Yes, these chips are shrimp flavored. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
6789 You're looking at me like you never saw a fish before! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
6790 I’ll eat all those chips & your other leg too, Captain Ahab. 🦵🐳 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
6791 I assume you want the low-fat chips? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6792 When you swallowed me, they only had original and barbecue. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6793 If our fates are intertwined, shouldn't our finances be too? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6794 The canned tuna is on isle #3. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6795 These be low in sodium. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6796 Thank you. But, chips are sufficient”. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6797 Oh, calm down. My blowhole is properly covered! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6798 My doctor said no more legs. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6799 We never should have called him Ishmael. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
6800 Don't you think Deepak Chopra is an idiot? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6801 It's called Moby Dick and no, I don't think you would like it 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6802 I think this one works best to get rid of that extra blubber. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6803 I knew you'd find that Restraining Order hard to swallow. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6804 What do you care if it's low sodium? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6805 Hey, Jonah! Don't choke on the whale cheddar snacks. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6806 The frozen shrimp is in aisle 6, but I'd try online for a mask to cover your mouth and that blowhole. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6807 Your sister-in-law is the one with the shellfish allergy, right? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6808 Please, let's not go thar. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6809 Oh, was it still raining when you came in? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6810 If you need a coupon,go on line. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6811 You're a sorry excuse for a landlubber." 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
6812 Excuse me, but could you tell me which aisle the krill is on? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6813 White whale alert 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6814 I didn't know you shopped here, small world. Catch you at work! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6815 I hear you got your money on the sequel. I was screwed after the original. Good on you. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6816 Whale crackers are much more satisfying than those little Goldfish. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6817 Stop looking at me like you need a toothpick. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6818 Kind sir, I hear there is a whale of a sale on Quaker Oats. Can you direct me to it, please? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6819 Sour cream and onion chips? What type of monster are you? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6820 You're in luck! The Sea Salt & Sailor Chips are back in stock. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6821 What? What’s water? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6822 Do you think that after so much time without socializing I would lose my social status? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6823 What’s the matter with pork rinds? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6824 And now Jonah finally understood why anyone buys groceries online 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6825 You’ll never guess who I bumped into at the store today 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6826 Do you like your snack bag of crunchy human legs with creamy onion or jalapeño? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6827 Care for a bite? 1.1525 0.06310 59 52 3 3
6828 No, the sale is on Beluga, not for Beluga! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6829 I'm glad you took my advice on the sunscreen. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6830 You speak Yiddish? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6831 I'm sorry but I have to have snacks. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6832 Balance, it’s all a matter of balance. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6833 'Tis really the cholesterol that stabs at thee! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6834 Please stop calling me that! You obviously have me confused with someone else." 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6835 Geez, how man cousins do you have? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6836 Trust me, the kelp chips are yummy. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6837 Dost thou know where to find the canned tuna? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6838 What?!? I’m literally here every week man 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
6839 Like the doctor said, it’s seaweed chips or no chips at all. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6840 I thought it was supposed to be the elephant in the room, not the whale in the room... 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
6841 Sorry to bother you. Do you know where I can find the idioms? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6842 Are we creatures of fiction, yet victims of it, my beloved? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
6843 Dulse chips. BOGO. We could stash a few cases in the galley. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
6844 Do you know if this is dolphin safe? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
6845 I told you cereal business would explode, Moby Dick my ass, no one reads it. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
6846 "I got the last with sea salt." 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
6847 I work for Shipt. 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
6848 Eat healthier you whale! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6849 I know you’re not a vegetarian. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6850 So, Captain Ahab wasn't enough for you? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6851 I, too, miss our eternal struggle on the briny... but these salt 'n' vinegar chips are half off! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
6852 Must you follow me down the anchovy aisle? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
6853 Sorry, Charlie. Even brand mascots need to reach across the aisle from time to time. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6854 The Republicans will ensure that you can register to vote because you have their hue. 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
6855 you think 4,000 lbs of frozen krill will be enough for your party? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6856 And what is wrong with ‘Chips Ahoy’ 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6857 I'd better beat him to the toilet paper aisle 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6858 Been looking for you. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6859 No! No Starbucks after shopping. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6860 This one has a "hint of sea salt." 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
6861 I don’t think this place carries krill. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6862 Yes, I’m getting the “dolphin safe” brand 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
6863 I knew I should've worn a mask. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6864 I swear,these caption contests are my new white whale 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6865 You already took the best - now you're back for the rest? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6866 Potato chips have too many carbs — I recommend the kelp ... 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6867 Sorry, I got the last box of dried krill. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
6868 Hi, Jonah! I got tired of seafood. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6869 Do you want teriyaki flavoured seaweed snacks or zesty onion? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6870 You must have a whale of a grocery items in your cart! 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
6871 Do you need the Pescatarian isle? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6872 Have you tried these Moby Chips 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6873 Haven’t you heard? Everything in the “New Normal” is completely plant-based; so no masking necessary! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6874 We shall prewhale 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
6875 Whale I didn’t see you there 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6876 I would avoid the seafood section if I were you 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6877 I’m grabbing more fish sticks. We ate all we had last night. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
6878 I thought it was set we were gonna have taco tuesday this week. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
6879 Do I have something on my face? We getting strange looks. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6880 I know, I know I should go back to where I belong: Wales. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6881 Cod liver oil? I have no idea where to find the cod liver oil here.... 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6882 Are you looking for the krill? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
6883 Really? You're interested in meeting after I made my peace? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6884 Krill is in Aisle Seven. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6885 Just you wait 'till we get on the Harpoon aisle! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6886 I’m just one of many Belugas at the aquarium, but I’m told here, I’m worth my weight in gold! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6887 Krill's on sale; aisle four. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6888 Ahem, Ahab, canned Tuna, really? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6889 Yes, the pickled herring is aisle #6, but you look familiar--have we met? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
6890 I get the Moby part but the other part not so much! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6891 Hey, haven’t I seen you somewhere before? My leg is twitching... 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6892 Betcha you can't eat just one. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6893 These sea salt chips are honestly great 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6894 I'm just familiarizing myself with the new plastics that will be in the ocean this summer 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6895 For the record, I'm anti-global warming. Don't even own a car. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6896 I don't think you'll find squid in the cereal section, Moby. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6897 Oh, they’re having a special sale on krill if that floats your boat. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6898 Do you think this really kosher beluga caviar? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6899 If you are looking for a whale of a deal on caviar this store has it! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6900 Stop looking at my good leg! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6901 Do you want mint jelly or applesauce with that leg? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6902 My Rabbi says that krill is Kosher. What does your Rabbi say? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
6903 Admit it. Catching tuna is so much easier this way, 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6904 You need to maintain at least a harpoon’s length apart. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6905 From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale, we have enough shrimp chips! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6906 Hey, Mopey Dick, whose fault is it that I can't go any faster? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6907 I thought I might find you at the aisle of anchovies 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6908 What? I always eat fish sticks when I'm on land. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6909 I'm also obsessed with these barbecue-flavored chips. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6910 How about a nibble at the other one? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6911 DO YOU PREFER ATLANTIC MONTHLY OR PACIFIC? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
6912 Should we try the vermicelli instead of the usual spermaceti with the clams tonight? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
6913 Mrs. Paul’s or Gordon’s fish sticks? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6914 Don’t mind me... 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6915 It’s been much better since people switched to vegetable oil 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6916 Don’t judge me, I’m hungry. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6917 For the last time I’m not going to let you swallow me. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6918 No, I don't know where the crab legs or the chicken legs are. I don't work here. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6919 This grocery store is not down on any map; true places never are. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6920 Can’t he see I’m feeling blue and overwhalemed 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6921 They're rice cakes. Call me on a diet. 1.1515 0.04944 66 56 8 1
6922 This is Walmart. Not Whalemart. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6923 You'll not have this last chicken leg, not while it be on sale and in my cart. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
6924 THIS, Motherfucker. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
6925 I know they said we should still be wearing masks, but don't you think that's overdoing it a little? 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
6926 These new meds are awful. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
6927 There's a whale of a sale on Beluga caviar! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
6928 Hush, hush! Moby Dick spotted with Ahab at Trader Joe's potato chip aisle. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
6929 Stop you’re blubbering, we only have three more items on the list. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
6930 Stop staring at me bearded man! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
6931 Just Google it. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
6932 whale... as long as the chips don't have whale oil, it's not cannibalism, right? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
6933 Me be obsessed with social-distancing now. You? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6934 You're right! Not only are krill gluten free, but they've got lots of omega-3's too! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6935 Whale of a lie in this one. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6936 Enough with the seafood section! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6937 I’m looking for the great white kale. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6938 You don't like it do you, Ahab? - Always looking over your shoulder? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6939 Leave me along, Captain's legs can be found on Aisle 13. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6940 Cover our blowhole! 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
6941 As luck would have it, the only whale I'm hunting today is a whale of a sale. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6942 Man, and I thought I was in the wrong place! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6943 Oh, there you are! I've been looking for your everywhere. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6944 And next we're going to Starbucks. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6945 My obsession with you is over, so please stop following. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6946 Do you have a question about my peg leg or am I just imagining things? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6947 Can you tell me where the sardines are? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6948 Fancy meeting you here. Picking up snacks for the boys back on the ship? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6949 Have you tried this freeze-dried krill? It works well for those days when you can’t get out to feed. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6950 They'll cost you an arm and a leg, but these chips are worth it. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6951 My walker is faster than your walker. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6952 Captain's legs? They used to be on captain's 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6953 Call me hangry? And I suppose I bit my own leg off. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6954 Should I get this for the crew or do you want it for the pod? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6955 As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for... these damned sea salt chips! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6956 You good with Tuna Salad and Chips? Yes it’s line caught, of course! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6957 Sorry man, I took the last fish chips. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6958 I’m very aware that you and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals, but can we wait to do that until we get home?” 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6959 Son, these classic comic books will cut short your reading assignments for graduation. 1.1507 0.05744 73 66 3 4
6960 Sorry if I’m too close, I didn’t get a chance to convert six feet to fins. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6961 Try this. It's more nutritious than leg. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6962 They're ocean and vinegar flavoured. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6963 No krill flavoured chips, just shrimp. I didn’t have you pegged as such a fussy eater.” 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6964 We have to settle for freeze dried krill this week. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6965 Ok, we have a deal. I give you this packet of cheese doodles, you give me back my leg. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
6966 If I get you these, you promise not to throw a fit at Queequig's clam bake? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6967 Have you thought about changing your workout routine? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6968 Would "gather ye rosebuds" include June? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6969 These are just impossible to find. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6970 Just breathe and act normal. You’ll fit right in. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6971 Caught me! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6972 Why didn’t you answer when I called, Ishmael? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6973 Well, sink me; I knew I'd forgotten something! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6974 What the hell are the Amish doing shopping all the way down here? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6975 To be honest, I’m getting sick of plankton burgers. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
6976 It says here that we’re insane for each other. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
6977 Apparently these give you a low sperm whale count. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
6978 „Should we get snacks too?” 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6979 You annoy me even more out of the water! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6980 "It's now legal for pescatarians to use seaweed recreationally." 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6981 You’re Moby Dick junior! No way, I wiped out the Dick family. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6982 Stop looking like a fish out of water, you ask to go 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
6983 It is not down on any coupon; true bargains never are. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
6984 These new bags are compostable 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6985 Chips task me. They task me and I shall have them. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6986 Yes, I hope they don’t notice… I forgot my mask as well. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6987 Way-ellll, Hello there! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6988 Arghh? 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
6989 Please don't buy the caviar. It only encourages them. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6990 Always look for the Union label. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6991 I was just about on my way to find you! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6992 You’re right—all along I was really just hunting for a good bargain! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6993 Swerve Me? Good luck with THAT! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6994 Yes, both our worst nightmares” 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
6995 I have no idea which aisle the krill is in. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6996 Where be the "Get Whale Soon" cards? 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
6997 I want to say one word to you. Just one word: "Plastics!" 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
6998 It’s shrimp ramen. No, they don’t have krill. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6999 Mobe, At last we meet on level ground. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
7000 Let's call it a draw" 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7001 Whale,I see you’ve found your land legs 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
7002 Where's your leg, Rabbi? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
7003 Did you put gluten free krill on the list? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
7004 Just shopping, my peg leg! You're in violation of the restraining order. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7005 Is this gluten free? My white whale is carbs 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7006 I don’t work here 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7007 Oh, don't be so quick to judge. These are goldfish crackers. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
7008 You're asking me for a beer recommendation? How about Harpoon! 1.1500 0.04017 80 67 12 0
7009 Stocking up for the big chase, Captain Ahab? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7010 What do you mean, I have enough blubber 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7011 It's got sea salt! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7012 Are you allergic to sea salt? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7013 We're all exhausted, Starbuck, but you're looking especially washed out. Pick up some spinach—we'll need all hands alert if we're going to get the behemoth this week. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7014 It was love at first sight... 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7015 It’s me, Jonah! Say, you still got that terrible acid reflux? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
7016 Is nori a good substitute for krill? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7017 I know you prefer gulping down Starbucks, Moby, but this kale is what helped you lose the lockdown blubber. 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
7018 Stop ramming me with your cart. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7019 I'm supposed to follow you, but the arrow is pointing one direction...sorry, but this is the new normal. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7020 The Elephant in the room its now a Whale? Well, way not!?❤️ 1.1500 0.05737 60 52 5 2
7021 A “tailspin” on the odd couple 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
7022 Excuse me, could you point me to the allergy medicine aisle? I’m feeling a little stuffy. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
7023 hey Dick, nowadays this shrimp snack is costing an arm and a leg! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7024 I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I’ll go to it with snacks. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
7025 We surely can't both qualify for Discount Day? 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
7026 A whale of a deal 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
7027 It says pepper is the third ingredient. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
7028 This U.S. the last bag made with sea salt in case you're interested. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
7029 This article is mentioning that the ocean is not the best place to find fresh food anymore. I'm retiring my harpoon and using my credit card from now on instead. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
7030 Manager's special, krill snaps with a hint of sea salt." 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
7031 No reason to blubber about these prices 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
7032 Did you hear from your agent? They're going for a remake. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
7033 Fish and chips for dinner? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
7034 A hump like a shopping cart!!! 1.1494 0.05047 87 76 5 4
7035 this place is full of plastic either 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
7036 This is why we never get asked to costume parties - you always overdo it. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
7037 Don't worry, these are actually best served warm. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7038 NOW it's getting personal. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7039 Oh, poor you. You can't find the kelp? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7040 My harpoon didn’t kill you, but this junk food will. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7041 I didn’t you were vegan. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7042 Since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7043 I forgot my glasses and I can’t seem to find any thing I’m looking for. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7044 Oh, you again! You're such a dick! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7045 Drumsticks are in aisle 3 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7046 I’m not sure there is a harpoon defense aisle. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7047 As a metaphor, I fear we have finally 'jumped the shark'" 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
7048 How about kelp chips? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7049 One more word and it's back to the cannery. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7050 Do you still want one ton of Atlantic Anchovies for breakfast? I hear they are delicious this season. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7051 I'm over it, really. Holding a grudge is so petty. But, this is the last frozen krill, and I'm taking it for my cat. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
7052 I'M TERUNING TO LAND IT IS TO DANGEROUS OUT THERE! 1.1493 0.06110 67 61 2 4
7053 The sign reads one bag of krill per customer 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7054 I hope they have Starbuck 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7055 Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can find the Canned Captain Ahab? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7056 Hey, Mobesman, what's up? Did you see the sale on frozen krill in aisle 3? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7057 Would you get hooked on this treat? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
7058 The krill section is two aisles over. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7059 Aye but did you ask Jonah? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7060 Have we met? You look so familiar. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7061 This is not a fish market. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7062 Stop your whaling; we're almost done. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7063 Nice to meet you too. Just call me Ishmael. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7064 Tuna? Aisle three. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7065 It won't be as tasty as my leg was, but it has a lot of vitamins and minerals. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
7066 Sorry,the sugar is in the other asile 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
7067 No I'm not actually stalking you, but you left without saying a word 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7068 What do you prefer for sides? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
7069 Looks like they don’t carry the “Krill and Tartar” flavor anymore... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7070 Say, fella, are YOU stalking ME? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7071 How many serving sizes do you think are in this? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7072 Not “whale chips,” “kale chips.” I’m past that now. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7073 did you not watch Seaspiracy? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
7074 Stay back six feet 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
7075 You're right, I don't like you food shopping in my neighborhood. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
7076 Moby, I know you prefer Krill but they only have Anchovies today. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
7077 Will you get off my back? 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 3
7078 Call me oatmeal. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
7079 How have you been getting on since that last neurological physio course? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7080 Do you want these or the bite-sized? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7081 I know the ingredients list has lard. But, if you eat them on the way home & toss the bag, the fat content doesn't count. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7082 Is the tuna on this aisle? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
7083 Don’t let me go overboard. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7084 It appears the pandemic was rough on us both. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7085 When does the sail end? 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
7086 I never thought to look for you in the seafood aisle. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7087 I would have used Peapod for delivery, but it sounded too much like Pequod, so here we are. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7088 I know it’s the last one, but it’s my kid’s favorite. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7089 You've been living in my neighborhood all this time? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7090 You were expecting perhaps, Bartleby, the Scrivener? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7091 I just love the Amish market,I hear the organic kelp is on sale today. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7092 Chips Ahoy, indeed, Big Fellow 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7093 Do you think this packaging is biodegradable? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7094 There are just things in life you have to swallow. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7095 Hey Ahab, why don’t you hop over for a bite at my place. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
7096 Who cares about fresh...I'm all about convenience. 1.1486 0.03935 74 65 8 1
7097 These are for krill flavored nachos. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7098 Will you behave? First you were a speech bubble now you think you’re a whale. Just stop it, will you...It’s so confusing and I’m getting one of my heads. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
7099 I hope I don't have to chase these seafood deals all over town. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
7100 Yes I checked the food label-it has over the recommended daily amount of saline-just how you like it. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
7101 Stop following me, Moby! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7102 Hey, they got a new flavor for krills Hey, they got a new flavor for krills! 1 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7103 Do you know if these taste like leg? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7104 Fish sticks? 1.1486 0.05670 74 67 3 4
7105 Stop Whaling, and wait your turn! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7106 The recent gefilte fish shortage suddenly makes sense. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7107 Of course I care about the environment! What? Don’t look at me like that it says ‘Dolphin Safe’ right here on the label! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
7108 40 days and 40 nights too many 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7109 Oh my leg wasn’t enough for ya, then, Moby?”.........“Only thing we can do these days is grocery shop, Cap 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7110 Did they just say your name over the PA? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7111 F***ing Erewhon. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
7112 Phew! For a second I thought something fishy was going on! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
7113 There’s just not as much excitement as there used to be. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
7114 Do you have a spare mask? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7115 I no longer seek thee, White Whale. I hunt only super value prices. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
7116 Does Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch make sense? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7117 You may dislike 'em, but I'll go down with my chips. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7118 Whale oil lit the world, but it's these chips made life worth living. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
7119 You won't mind if I treat myself to some crispy whale skins? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
7120 Now aren’t you glad old Ahab tracked you down? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7121 My friend, I think those carbs you are addicted to are going to your head! 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7122 This is the really good stuff you can't find in the ocean. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7123 Do you know where the tuna is? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
7124 You know, cutting calories is my new white whale. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7125 You may want to try the chicken legs. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
7126 Yes, the caviar is on aisle four score and seven years ago.. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
7127 Do I look like I know which aisle for krill? 1.1481 0.05303 81 73 4 4
7128 Grocery shopping just got more interesting now that whales have evolved to live on land because their waters are polluted. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7129 Casper used to be much smaller. He must be on steroids. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
7130 Did You follow me from Starbucks...? 1.1481 0.05303 81 73 4 4
7131 All you really wanted was my plankton? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7132 First you eat my leg, now you want to tell me what kind of chips to buy?! 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7133 Stop pouting; these chips are oil-free. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
7134 Do these have permitted ingredients? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7135 Revenge is a dish best served with chips, eh Richard 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7136 I heard the seafood section here is fresh and have more choices. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
7137 What do you mean you invited Ishmael to dinner?Ugh I am madness maddened. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
7138 You don't eat these, do you? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
7139 Reports of your rarity have been highly exaggerated. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7140 Call me whale of a shopper 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
7141 You remind me of an enemy of mine. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
7142 That's not the last bag of krill is it?! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
7143 I am just buying some sea food. I hope that's not a problem to you Sir. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
7144 Would you recommend this brand of Kelp snacks for someone with sensitive baleen? My wife can't get to her dentist and has a terrible craving 1.1477 0.04992 88 79 5 4
7145 Years after giving up his search, Ahab bumps into the white whale at the Park Slope Food Coop” 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
7146 No more off-Broadway gigs for me. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7147 I'm sorry Dick. They are out of fresh krill but I've found freeze dried. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7148 Are these chips any good or do they just go straight to your butt? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7149 There’s a ‘buy one-get one’ on hardtack this week. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7150 These are fabulous with Krill Dip 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7151 Don't worry, I'm not buying the squid. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7152 Is that sea salt flavor? I don’t recommend it. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7153 This could be a problem. There’s a limit of 1000 pounds of krill per customer. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7154 Shrimp chips? Yea or Nay? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7155 You like Whale Chow? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7156 Excuse me Moby, do you know if there they have animal by -products in this fish and chips? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7157 I've been behind you the whole time. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7158 I told them it was you who haunts me forever. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7159 You know you look very familiar" 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7160 After all this thyme.... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7161 My fame is a fish male.” “Actually I’m a mammal. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7162 Finally! I’ve found the brand I’ve been seeking! ‘Call Me Oatmeal’! 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
7163 Excuse me, where do they kill the krill? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
7164 I guess this is as good a place as any to shoot my shot 1.1474 0.04725 95 85 6 4
7165 Are you a whale? 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
7166 Krill? Aisle 3. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7167 Moby bread? Moby bacon?? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7168 Ooh! I have a coupon for these. Thirty cents off!" 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7169 Are you really there or am I hallucinating again? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7170 I know I should cut down on my salt intake, but you need to mind your own business. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7171 What’s with sea salt getting into everything? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7172 Call me...Never mind, just text me. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7173 Starbuck and his coffee be damned. I’m telling you, Ahab’s Avocado Toast Cafe featuring Moby Dick’s Chips is our big chance. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7174 Can I start a fire inside you? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7175 Thar she strolls! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7176 Want to hear a whale of a story? 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
7177 Ahab: Hey Moby, what's long and white and drags on the ocean floor? Moby Dick: Shut up Ahab. That's why I bit your first leg off. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7178 Will these get stuck in your baleen? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7179 You know, they’re having a whale of a sale on these tortilla chips! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7180 Whale blubber... my ancestors are in that bag sir Can’t you reconsider? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7181 No, one cart is not enough. I know all too well how you behave when you are hungry. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7182 Barbecue flavor or plankton? 1.1471 0.04065 68 60 7 1
7183 Look, if you want krill, buy it yourself. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7184 Ishmael warned me that you were obsessed over my other leg. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7185 I do not mind if you follow me to the ends of the earth, but please, leave me be in the pet food aisle. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7186 What aisle is the krill? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7187 When I tell my kids this story, it’ll be a 700 page book. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7188 It's Krill-Lite . You can stand to lose a little blubber. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7189 I'm not sure we have enough doubloons to pay for all this sushi. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7190 Please don’t take offense if I start to blubber and wail. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7191 Aye, they be Chips Ahoy. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7192 No specials on captain’s leg today, Moby. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7193 No, I haven't seen krill or plankton in the seafood case. Maybe we should look in the pet food aisle. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7194 My doctor says they’re good for my leg. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7195 Please, remember to maintain social distancing 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7196 It's another ad for anger management ! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7197 Whale, this is awkward" "You're a Dick 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7198 Do you prefer Lucky Charms or Captain Crunch? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7199 Whale,this is going to be a tale of a tail. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7200 From aisle seven, I stabbed at three...until I saw that great two-for-one sale on bagel chips. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7201 Froot-loops or Cap'n Crunch? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7202 Does Whaling provide a steady income ? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7203 You in a rush? I feel like you’re a little too close, and maybe even following me. I just need some space. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7204 You could call me an obsessive shopper”. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7205 Do you know on which aisle is the fish oil? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7206 Bit of a weird sequel isn’t it? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7207 ‘Look, Baby whales toffees... for your kids back in ocean!’ 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7208 My dinner - your kin. Yours? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7209 I didn't know they were giving out free samples in this aisle 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
7210 Whale, I guess they're out of toilet paper again so I'm going for the chips 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7211 I can never find exactly what I want here! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7212 Are you sure this plankton flavor cereal is good? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7213 My wife goes crazy for these goldfish. I’m more of a pretzel guy myself. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7214 Please maintain a six fathom distance, Dick. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7215 With such prices, no wonders you’re suffering from a humped-back 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7216 I can't take you anywhere! And don't start trouble with that strange walrus at the cash register. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
7217 Please don't eat junk food like chips, because I am going to eat you. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7218 I told you--during this crisis, we all have to stand together. Now, do you want fish sticks or should we go out for fish and chips? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7219 When you're not swimming you're supposed to wear a head covering. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7220 So tell me honestly, Moby - do you think the wooden leg will make me more accessible to voters? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7221 I said, “Suck my dick.” Oh fuck, I didn’t know it was you. Sorry, I meant to say, “Suck my… penis.” 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
7222 I buy 'Dolphin-Safe' now 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7223 Look! You said you were sorry and I believed you. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7224 For the life of me, I will never understand that look of yours every time I buy a bag of chips. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
7225 Are you tired of these sea salt chips, too? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
7226 That reminds me, I have to pick up Mary’s whalebone corset from B.Altman. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7227 I wondered what happened to the trained Orca's when they shut down the water parks... 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7228 Moby? Is that you? I didn’t recognize you without the mask. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
7229 Want me to get you some Plankton Chips? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
7230 You say this make you barf? 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
7231 Starbucks Coffee OK? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7232 You want white cheddar or plain goldfish? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7233 Shall we go to Starbuck's when we're done? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7234 Wanna try my hat on? 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
7235 Hey Mosby, should I go out on a limb and try this? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7236 No, I don't espy any whale snacks. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7237 Reader, I married him. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7238 We don't have electricity for refrigerators, so I always buy the dried krill. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7239 Can you help me? I’m looking for the aisle with the water. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7240 I never thought you'd be so needy. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7241 Uh I don’t have a nose so why are you asking me to wear a mask? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7242 Do you have plans next week? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7243 Can you tell me what aisle has the dolphin friendly tuna? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
7244 Did we become boring? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 8 1
7245 Dick! Gosh, how are you?... Ahab. Ahab! I harpooned you? You ate my leg? You sunk my boat? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
7246 Oh right, I forgot you don't eat visible foods. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7247 I didn’t know you could get krill chips. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7248 Are ye, perchance, the blood of a Moby Dick? Speak, but speak! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7249 What are you looking at? I don't bite. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7250 Excuse me, are you Tank Sinatra? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
7251 Beluga caviar or....? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7252 Looking for this? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7253 Whale whale whale, you come here often 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7254 I'm sorry. It'll take a little whale longer. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
7255 Melville would often say that Moby Dick 2: Aisle Be Seeing You was his biggest regret. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7256 Let's not break a leg this time! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7257 Now why do they call you names, Moby? You're a perfectly decent chap! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7258 Don’t you just love this pirate’s booty? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7259 Is it just me or do they always play Moby in this store? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7260 This one is my wife’s favorite 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7261 Do they accept Bitcoin? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7262 If you're done, I'll meet you at Starbuck's 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
7263 Queequeg's Cookies." Seriously, we need better agents 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7264 I'm not planning anything! It's just a bag of chips. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
7265 tunas next aisle over, this aisle is oats 1.1463 0.04631 82 71 8 2
7266 Queequeg put you on my list, Dick. Parking lot. Five minutes. You won’t need the provisions. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
7267 Moby. . . It's been a while. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
7268 There's a special on dried krill. You interested? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
7269 No, my name is not Captain Ahab. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
7270 So there is no krill. Did you really think I was going to feed you? 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
7271 Paleo krill, right? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
7272 Which aisle do they keep the ambergris? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7273 Hey, stay six feet back, fella. Oh, make that sixteen feet. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
7274 Whaaal, y’awl wanna share a taxi? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
7275 You checked out the goldfish yet? 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
7276 These are made with sunflower oil. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7277 My doctor told me to cut back on saturated fat but I am obsessed with these. Artery destroying satisfaction, toward Thee I roll. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7278 Post-vax travel prep. Whale sea you in Tulum. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
7279 In what aisle can I find the white whale? 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
7280 You can't even let me grocery-shop in peace,Moby. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
7281 I’m sorry but Kraken Crunch is just too full of sugar. Good old fashioned Boatmeal is much better for you. And please don’t start spouting. You’re not a calf anymore. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
7282 Not even the movie version? 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
7283 Four Score and Seven Eels ago... 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
7284 Oh I’m sorry, Sir, did you want this last bag of krill? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
7285 Whale would you look at that, chips are on sale today 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
7286 Krill chips? 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
7287 Stop your blubbering, I got cash, what are you going to use ? 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
7288 Let me know if you need a blow. 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
7289 Here in Louisiana it's called a Beluga boil. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7290 Forgot to buy a harpoon. 1.1458 0.03912 96 81 12 1
7291 I know but I love goldfish. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7292 Do you know which aisle the squid are? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7293 Relax! I left my harpoon in the car." 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7294 Hast seen the White Claw? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7295 I don't think we can ever really be friends, but I'm glad we were able to resolve our differences. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7296 Melville says we have to eat healthier, but I don't see the point. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
7297 The canned krill is in aisle number 6 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7298 The Gefilte fish is in isle 13 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7299 See, no trans fat. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7300 What did the Amish with a wooden leg say to the whale? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7301 Oh I don't think that's a good idea. Last time you had those you were blowing water for 2 days... 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7302 Sorry, I got the last of the seaweed. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7303 Wow! Grandma Utz's Potato Chips are the white whale of snack foods. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7304 First the pandemic, now the ocean dried up? I guess I'll skip the seafood section. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7305 My shopping list, chapter 67-70 of your book. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7306 Don't I know you from somewhere? Was it the Perquod? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7307 Sweety,sardines or krill? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7308 We still need to find the solid white tuna! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7309 whale, oh whale.... 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7310 Want to try this classic American snack that everyone claims to have eaten but no one really has? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7311 NO, A MASK WILL NOT MAKE YOU KOSHER NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU APOLOGIZE FOR THE LEG. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7312 Sorry, old friend, I've switched to tuna. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7313 How do you reach the top shelf with those tiny arms? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7314 Yeah,sure. I’ll put my mask back on. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7315 I’m doing whale. How are you? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7316 Sea salt potato chips. Ah, Moby, doesn’t that just bring you back? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7317 Could you back off to 6 feet please? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7318 I really appreciate your help with the book signings 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7319 The old Captain's mind had finally given in to the obsessions of his youth, even turning the attractive housewife behind him into the great beast 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7320 It’s soy. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
7321 Can you direct me to the seafood section? Oh, never mind. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7322 My mom is too busy entertaining the tourists. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7323 Well,if you don't eat the whole thing,day-in-day-out,no,it won't make you fat. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7324 It has been 170 years. I can't remember what our ancestors were feuding over. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7325 Call me a foodie. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7326 Are you following me, or do we both just love potato chips? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7327 I have your Goldfish snacks! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7328 Yes, you may step ahead of me. But please don't fart. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7329 I said grouper,not Groupon. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7330 Yes, I’m Jonah. But why do you ask? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7331 Is 'sea' salt on chips healthier? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7332 Hey. Is this the supermarket head? Why do you allow whales but not dogs? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7333 Bad news. They’re going CGI for the sequel. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7334 Before Ahab went mad. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7335 A ready to eat octopus soup? Good choice! More legs, more taste. I love shrimp. 26 legs, you know. Also, I would never eat you. So we're good. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7336 By death and devils, it's true! Starbuck has launched his own brand of coffee! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7337 Hey Moby - did you hear krill is on sale. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
7338 Barbecue flavor this week? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7339 so you have something against fish fingers! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7340 I hear the krill-based leg of Ahab is indistinguishable from the real thing. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7341 Not here too. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7342 Wild-caught or farmed? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7343 You know which aisle I can find the blubber? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7344 Try these, Mobby–they'll turn you into Krazy Kat! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7345 No sorry, I’m not Ishmael. Why did you call me that ? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7346 „Please stop whaling that I touched your leg, Caption Ahab“ 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7347 Must we keep up this charade? Revenge is so 19th century anymore. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7348 You here for the day after nor’easter candy sales too? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7349 So, it turns out it IS covered as a workplace injury. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7350 Whale you be voting this year? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7351 Where’s mom? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7352 Whale what are you doing in the produce section? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
7353 It must be easy for you to keep Kosher! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7354 The sea shelves are empty... 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7355 The truce is over if you eat all the samples again. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
7356 You’re way too close! The next time we meet, I’ll be on Your back! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7357 I suppose you think you're funny, asking me where the toothpicks are? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
7358 It's a vegan brownie mix, so no, the recipe doesn't call for any legs. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
7359 Hi Moby! I heard you’ve been looking for me. What can I do for you? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
7360 Fish sticks? Frozen foods, aisle six. Waste no time. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
7361 Oh, if it isn't the Orca that got away! I was just thinking about you, remember that cash I lent you? Well I'm gonna need that finback. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
7362 Yes, I have a peg leg but compared to your head.... 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7363 Don't look so sad. We all feel like a fish out of water at one time or another. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
7364 Crunchy or regular? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7365 I was just shopping for a whale lot of stuff! 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
7366 Did you ever tried these chips?...Mind you, best snacks when chasing whales. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
7367 Excuse Me. Would You Recommend This Brand of Beluga Caviar? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7368 No, these face masks won't fit you. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7369 The chips are salty and they don’t leave splinters in your mouth! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
7370 We are what we eat, my friend. Call me fish meal. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7371 Ugh! It took me forever to find these! 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
7372 That's part of your staple diet. Is it any good? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
7373 You can call me Ishmael... 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
7374 What?! So I'm not allowed to follow you around?... 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
7375 Sorry, gluten-free vegan cheese puffs are my new obsession. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7376 I have a hat just like that! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7377 I knew there was a reason for the toilet paper shortage. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
7378 These are just to die for 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
7379 I am not Jonah, so please stop following me 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7380 Should I try this fish & chips? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
7381 Your mask goes over your nose 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
7382 What? It’s vegan. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7383 Do I prefer Quaker Oats or Great Value? Whale, actually... 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
7384 Call me Ishmael or frank whatever floats your boat. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
7385 I would move faster but someone took one of my legs 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
7386 Have you tried these pita chips? Totally addicting. They’re gluten-free, too! 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
7387 You should enjoy living in obscurity while you can. It’s just a matter of time before we get a Netflix special. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
7388 What are you looking at, Ahab? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
7389 I grab at these," I said 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
7390 I heard there was a whale of a sale this weekend. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
7391 There is, one knows not what sweet mystery about flamin’ hot Cheetos, whose gently awful stirrings seem to speak of some hidden soul beneath. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
7392 No crisps for you. They are fried in blubber. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
7393 Well I am as surprised to see you as you are to see me. And where's my leg? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
7394 aye, quite a thrill to find krill on sale. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
7395 Don’t be such a ‘Dick’, 6 feet buddy”!!!!! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
7396 Wait, so you're saying NOW you're interested in eating vegan... 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
7397 You got my leg, damn if you'll get the last package of toilet paper. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
7398 Good God! You again?! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
7399 This place never has enough water. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
7400 Yeah, I mutated. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
7401 Now that is a whale -of- a -sale, eh Moby? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
7402 Thanks again for taking care of that crock. Trade you some Goldfish for a bit of TP?? 1.1446 0.05180 83 75 4 4
7403 Oh of course! Ishmael always buys organic. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
7404 Leg of whatever is in the meat department. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
7405 It’s been a whale of a year hasn’t it! 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
7406 Thus, I give up the spaghetti. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
7407 I don’t feel dressed without a harpoon 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
7408 Are you stalking me, Willie? I told you, it was only one night. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
7409 Ok, I'll try the krill chips if you insist. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
7410 Why would I know where the Quaker Oats are? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
7411 Yes, I have tried the sea salt chip, why? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
7412 Sea salt or farmstand ranch? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
7413 Excuse me. Would you happen to know what aisle I can find Harpoon Beer in? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
7414 I'm getting the regular, damn you - organic krill is too expensive! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7415 Oh, stop ye blubbering’! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7416 Put some clothes on you pervert 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7417 I've been hunting these gluten-free chips for ages; it's kind of an obsession. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
7418 They're out of the plain krill. Chili & Cheese okay? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7419 Avast with the lobster trap, Midshipman Mobius, lest ye render Ishmael into fishmeal! 1.1429 0.04790 77 67 7 2
7420 Don’t make me get a restraining order. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
7421 Fancy meeting you here! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7422 I have a craving for anchovies, but I can't find them anywhere 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7423 You have no "scales" Sir, as such, you do not belong in the Kosher aisle. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
7424 Get the hell away from me, you have become a vegetarian my ass. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
7425 I thought you were eaten by sharks. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
7426 I am NOT blubber-shaming you. I just think lightly salted is the smarter chip choice. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7427 Do you think this is vegan? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
7428 You want to try one with added iron? You're looking awfully pale. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
7429 Nay, devil, the other one's not for sale! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
7430 Chicken or krill-flavor? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
7431 Yes I'm getting a cart load of chips, but relax -- you're a mammal. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7432 When Long John realized he had better cut back on the fatback. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
7433 When time travel and evolution are a result of climate change. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7434 Stocking up on Ivory Soap? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
7435 If you think prices are bad here, you should see what they are at Davy Jones! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
7436 Could you please move back. You're not 6 feet away. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
7437 Hey, if you’re still around, why don’t I have my leg back? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7438 Do you think these jumbo, albino blubber chips are wild-caught? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
7439 Pardon, where is the water aisle? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7440 Do you know which aisle the Krill is on? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
7441 I Agree, retirement isn't what it's cracked up to be. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7442 I said I was heading to the shop, not the ship! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7443 Read me! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
7444 Are we out of krill chips? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
7445 Penny for your thoughts. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7446 You'll find the canned sardines in aisle 5. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7447 Ever try to open a bag? To the last,I grapple with these. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7448 I should think you'd be pleased this is the only place I'm getting ambergris now. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7449 You grew a lot over quarantine! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7450 How about leg of lamb for a change? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
7451 They are out of krill. How about some dried Jonah? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
7452 Haven't I seen you before?! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
7453 I suspect a so-called 12-pack of this 'ere Harpoon shall suffice. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
7454 Krill? That://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest#thisweek?reload=true 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7455 No, blubber is not one of the listed ingredients. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7456 Krill? I'm not sure which aisle... 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
7457 Don't worry. These go straight to the hips. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7458 Is his he endangered species aisle? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
7459 I guess prosthetic limbs have come a long way since I had my peg leg installed. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
7460 Have you tried the cheddar Goldfish? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7461 So what if it has anchovies? You're not related. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7462 Ahoy! I'm on TOP of the Food Chain today.. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7463 This is NOT going to end well! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
7464 Oh, did you need this bag of krill? It's on sale. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7465 My leg didn't do it for you? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7466 I'm having a party this weekend. Why don't you come over. You'll have a whale of a time. Keith Hickman, Worcester,MA 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
7467 Only krill. No carbs! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
7468 Would you like to join my defamation lawsuit against Ishmael? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
7469 Did Starbuck say Wheaties or Shredded Wheat? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
7470 Argh, then try to name another Moby who isn’t vegan! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
7471 I can't find the organic snack food section. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7472 It's over in the frozen section. There's no fresh krill this time of year. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7473 Have you tried the Lean Cuisine with plankton? 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
7474 My wife wants you to pick out the ambergris? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7475 This is the best blubber in town, you should grab some before it gone! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7476 Must I ensure a six foot distance from the nose or the fluke? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7477 Have you tried the Lego chips? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7478 No, they don't sell whale whitener. You're already pretty white, though, y'know? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7479 Yes, I DID take the last jar of Mayonnaise - got over it, Moby! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
7480 Aren't you supposed to be on a low sea salt diet? 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
7481 They warned me that in-person shopping could be risky! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7482 Enough with asking if it's vegan. I think we BOTH know you eat meat. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7483 Lego snacks? 1.1429 0.04987 63 54 7 1
7484 I never thought I'd find you in the chips aisle, even if there's Sea Salt here. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7485 What the hell is a Quaker doing in this store? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7486 Hi Dave, last time I saw you was at the Oscars, how have you been?, with all of the diversity/equality issues around I don't suppose you are getting much work? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7487 These tuna chunks are on special today." "That'll be because they're the last ever batch. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7488 Call me In-Line-Mael. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
7489 I won. Fair and square! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
7490 No pasta ! I'm off Carbs and on Keto and you're about to lose that other leg if you keep this up. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
7491 Too much oil. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7492 It is not down on any shopping list; the best snacks never are. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7493 There's about to be a cleanup on aisle four. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
7494 I can't help myself-- I'm replacing one obsession with another. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7495 can you direct me to the sardine aisle? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7496 It's bad enough that you haunt my every waking moment, but can't I get a little respite while shopping? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
7497 Let's not forget the krill oil. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7498 Krill? Aisle 10. Say, haven't I seen you before? 1.1429 0.04444 63 53 9 0
7499 Call me thrifty. But I only escaped alone with 2 for 1. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7500 You want fish sticks again? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7501 I hate to make A HABit out of these but they're splendid! Sorry... 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
7502 Bro, you can't sneak up on me. I could smell you from 3 aisles away. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7503 Starbuck’s for you ?! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7504 I just come here for the deals on seafood, really Moby. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
7505 Ceral in a bag is just as good as ceral in a box. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7506 Pink Salt or Sea Salt? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7507 I prefer we go for the leg of lamb this time... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7508 What kind of salad does Queequeg like? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
7509 I'd say this is a wish-fulfillment dream on a number of levels. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7510 So I see you also chose to settle down... 1.1429 0.04678 70 62 8 1
7511 You should really try Headspace, it's done wonders for me. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7512 They "Call Me" the coupon king. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
7513 I'll have you know I'm now a fully paid up member of the World Wildlife Fund. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
7514 Krill? Have you looked on aisle9 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7515 All side effects of the vaccine were harmless, but some required a little get ting used too 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
7516 Are you having a whale of a time shopping? Me too! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
7517 Try this one whaloe, It’s recyclable materials. I mean we had enough of your plastics, you know !! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
7518 I can’t believe they canned Fred and called him chicken of the sea. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
7519 Don’t look at me like that. This is the only place with vegan krill! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7520 ‘A mask would’ve bankrupted me what’s your excuse?’ 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7521 I’m like a fish out of water in these fancy grocery stores 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7522 There’s a sale on krill, no way I was going to pass up that opportunity. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7523 I’d get it if you followed me into a Starbucks, but here? 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
7524 I know what you’re thinking. It’s dolphin-safe, says it right here on the label. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7525 I’m not sure if we are buying enough toilet paper... 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7526 can we take these?" (how do I tell him I lost many loved ones to those bags?) "thanks. I like shopping with you, you never say anything. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
7527 Whale of a Sale, eh? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
7528 I’m not one to hold a grudge, but 6 bucks for a box of cereal!? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7529 I’ll get the chips, and we’ll call it even. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7530 Really? Cut in line then call ME Dick??? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7531 I thought you moved to Manhattan to ‘fry bigger fish’ 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
7532 I’m just obsessed with gluten-free. It’s changed my whole life. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
7533 Are you Pearl from Sponge Bob? I’m certain I have you pegged. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7534 Gosh darnit! You took the last bag of krill-pickle potato chips!! 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
7535 Don't worry, I only buy sustainable seafood that's labelled Dolphin-Safe. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7536 Out of everyone, Moby, YOU should remember your reusable bags. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7537 A wild mystical sympathetic feeling was in me, Ahab's quenchless food seemed mine. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
7538 Oh yeah, and you blend! 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
7539 And here I am thinking that it was weird to see your teacher out in public 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
7540 I think it’s time to address the whale in the room ... 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
7541 „I assume cod liver oil is not on your shopping list“ 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
7542 I told you there were plenty of fish in the sea, why shop here? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
7543 I don’t think I’m in the mood for fish and chips anymore. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7544 So, we meet in isle 3... 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7545 Frozen fish is so much easier to catch these days, I’m sorry 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7546 Could you abolish whales slavery- aka fishing industry -too? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7547 If you are shopping for Leg of Amish, there's only one left ... and I don't plan on giving it up! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
7548 Do you know if they take doubledoons? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
7549 Want some fish sticks? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
7550 Oh yes, all plastic — I'm playing the long game, whale. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
7551 Fat free? Or, you know: the other stuff? 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
7552 Hey there, isn't there a limit on krill, buddy? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
7553 How do you like these chips? 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
7554 What did you think of Seaspiracy? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
7555 I can’t believe how [high/low] the prices here at Whole Foods are!” (I haven’t been to Whole Foods for several years so please pick whichever of those words is more accurate 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7556 Ishmael said you'd moved to the suburbs, but I didn't believe him until now. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7557 I thought we'd agreed, no more "Leggo of my leggo" jokes. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7558 Would you recommend this Fisch salad? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
7559 Don't worry. I'm just stocking up for the crew. I'll get around to you. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7560 You'll save more at the warehouse store 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7561 Call this cereal? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
7562 Have you tried the vegan tuna? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
7563 You think they've got a Starbuck around here? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
7564 This brand of baby food comes in a mean chopped sardine flavor. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
7565 Have you heard about the whaling wall? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7566 Did Charlie send you? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7567 Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find the whitefish... 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
7568 How about these? Spirulina chips. Oh wait they're fried in whale oil. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7569 Hi Moby, would you happen to know in what section I could find seafood? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7570 After we finish shopping, let's go to Starbucks. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7571 Don’t worry, call me vegetarian. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7572 It's expensive, but you're worth it. 1.1410 0.04171 78 70 6 2
7573 I haven't seen you here before. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
7574 Omega 3 suplement for vegans ? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7575 Hi, Ishmael. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7576 Check this out: krilliflower rice. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
7577 Whale excuse me, didn't see you there 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
7578 I’m buying the print ones, because WiFi doesn’t work that deep 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
7579 Canned or fresh? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7580 If I hadn’t let you go, neither of us would be here right now 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
7581 Would you happen to know what aisle the krill is on? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7582 Whale, whale, whale, look what we have here. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7583 As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to taste forbidden peas, and nosh on barbarous toasts. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7584 Don't think, Jonah, that all this food will distract me. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7585 You like your plastic fresh? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7586 Salt free crackers okay? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7587 In what aisle do I find the herring? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7588 Mr. Dick. I hold thee no grudge for being Mobyewyorker.com 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7589 Yes, that's Harpoon IPA in my basket 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
7590 Now you want an arm? Try Jonah in Kosher meats. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7591 You won't like these. 'Sea Captains' Legs' aren't an ingredient. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7592 What thinketh Leviathan of the frozen krill special? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7593 I really am as big as a whale! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7594 Harpoon Chippos! And look, there's a contest to win a real harpoon! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7595 Why must you haunt me? I've already told you that Starbuck is on aisle #6 with the other coffees. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7596 I think we should address the elephant in the room. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7597 May I make a suggestion? Try the krill. It's very fresh, and keto friendly. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7598 Getting your Wheaties ? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7599 After all these years...at the New Bedford Whole Foods. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7600 These go straight to my thigh. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7601 For the last time, I am not buying you 900 cans of tuna! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7602 Can you point me to the squid section? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7603 Relax. The fish batter is for the fresh halibut. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7604 And I thought the white whale was annoying 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7605 These days, my white whale is low sodium potato chips that actually taste good. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
7606 follow me; the toliet paper is on aisle 10. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7607 Yes, I'm seeing another cetacean. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7608 Should I get the albacore or the chunk light? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7609 100% Whale Oil free! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7610 The fish are on aisle 2. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
7611 This isn’t where we are supposed to meet. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7612 I saw you parking in a handicap space, 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7613 My favorite. Leg of insane sea captain. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7614 The sea salt flavor is my favorite. How about you? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7615 Please dont leak my skincare routine 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7616 Funny meeting you here. So, how are the squids? 1.1408 0.04158 71 60 10 0
7617 We should stop meeting this way. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7618 Did you ever think that maybe we’re in a shitty New Yorker cartoon? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7619 Oh, am I in your way? I'm so sorry! It's just that it's so hard to move this cart since I only have, you know, ONE LEG! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7620 What are you staring at Pilgrim? I can't get my Thanksgiving turkey in the sea! 1.1406 0.04914 64 55 7 1
7621 How about the ones with sea salt? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7622 If you make a pun rhyming whale and sale, I will kill myself 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7623 You think you have it bad? Try finding a shoe for a peg that also looks good! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7624 My name is on a bag of sea salt crackers. Yours? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7625 Excuse me can you tell me where the water section is located 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7626 What a coincidence. I was just about to text you. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7627 If I raise my hand will you jump over the aisle? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7628 I'm sorry but your apology is NOT accepted! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7629 Mask up, buddy.” Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, New Yor 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7630 I wonder if they have any albatross. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7631 Do you want the instant or the microwave krill 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7632 Do you want to try the smokey barbecue krill? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7633 I serve it with leg of lamb; you could serve it with leg of captain. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7634 Soylent green again, Eumenides 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7635 It’s the latest issue of Saltwater Sportsman” 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7636 What makes you think I know what aisle has the canned krill? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7637 Sugar frosted krill? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7638 No, you can't have my other leg. Try the chicken. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7639 Stop calling me Ishmael. I’m Ahab. Remember? You are my leg. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7640 Hypothetically, for 30 sailors, which chips go best with fried white fish: salt& vinegar or barbeque? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7641 Excuse me, but is your name Jonah? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7642 I’ve never met you , you Dick ! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7643 What aisle are the Coffee pods in? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7644 Whaddaya mean you miss the wide open sea? You can't get Doozie Woozies back on the "wide open sea"! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7645 You look familiar - did I just see in the seafood aisle? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7646 Does this come in sour cream and onion? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7647 It's amazing who you run into in the check out line 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7648 Is this brand kosher?? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7649 Just picking up a few things, Ahab? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7650 Call me “itching to devour this whole bag of store-brand barbecue chips.” 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7651 Stop kvetching! When I lived in your belly, we ate your way. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7652 There’s a whale of a sale on Starbucks coffee ! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7653 The ones with canola oil, right? 1.1406 0.05395 64 56 5 2
7654 Oh look, haha, fish and chips! Get it? Um, you know, because fish... chips... Ok, uh, forget it. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7655 We've been through this - you don't need low-fat. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7656 the ocean called and they’re running out of krill 1.1406 0.06247 64 59 1 4
7657 Out of water.?". "ya, I could not find my way to sanitary panels inside. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
7658 —I hope he doesn’t mind I took the last one —Omg he’s the idiot that puts all those bags of vegan chips in the ocean “💯🌎🌊 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7659 Don’t even look at the sodium content 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7660 You mind swallowing a cup of milk later? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7661 Should we take the salmon or the octopus for tonights sushi night? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7662 25% off on sugar, tea AND rum... no need for the Wellerman, am I right? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7663 You bring the dip. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7664 The opening scene of an enemies to besties romcom. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7665 Don't tell Herman Melville. It will cause him writer's block. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7666 I meant I’m so hungry I could eat the cheese crackers, not an actual living whale! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7667 Oh you are here too, I didn't notice you ever before said the Whale. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7668 Excuse me, but I’m not sure that counts as 6 feet 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7669 I get it, we took your food now your going to take ours ...I’ll admit this makes me think! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7670 Don't worry, it says it's "pole and line caught". 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7671 Okay, I'm sorry this store is out of squid! Can't we eat cornflakes for breakfast just once in awhile? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7672 What's your problem? I say paperback. You say humpback. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7673 Provisioning, ...Ishmael? ....seriously, just stay home. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7674 Oh, the First Mate jumped ship yesterday - in which aisle is the Starbucks ? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
7675 What does Jonah want? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7676 Have you had the albacore tuna lately? 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
7677 Where's YOUR parrot and YOUR eyepatch? 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
7678 I knew you couldn't resist a whale of a sale 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
7679 Stop calling me Ahab, my name is Ralph and no this store doesn’t sell krill. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
7680 Sure. The two-step looks a bit different, but what's important is that we begin to party once again. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
7681 You the latest mutation? 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
7682 Look! They have the little fish crackers you're always spouting off about." 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
7683 Suck what? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
7684 You watched me get the jab, so stop following me around! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
7685 I can't believe I'm sayng this, but you're just too close. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
7686 What happens when Baby Beluga has no more food in the deep blue sea. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
7687 Really! Don't you ever quit? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
7688 No! I don't know where the legs of lamb are at. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
7689 Look, Moby Dick, this whole revenge thing is getting kind of played out. I think it’s time we both moved on.” Isabella Rodriguez, New Hyde Park, NY 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
7690 They have a Starbucks here! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
7691 It's illegal to eat other sea creatures now and a whale has got to eat. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
7692 Any dietary restrictions that include freeze dried blubber-free krill? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
7693 Are these whale blubber crisps anyone you know? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
7694 Try some hardtack. They're out of krill. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
7695 Not enough food down there! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
7696 You've made your point. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
7697 Don’t think my other leg is going into that cart. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
7698 Captain Ahab suddenly realized his whale bone prosthesis wasn't the stylish accessory he had intended. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
7699 Human legs are aisle seven. Say,have we met? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
7700 I feel out of sorts...you? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
7701 These are by far the best gluten free chips I’ve tried. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
7702 How many times do I have to tell you, the krill is in aisle 7. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
7703 Isn't it strangely comforting to meet this time around socially distanced in a cruelty free vegan grocery store? 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
7704 would have a chip over a leg any day 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
7705 Does “Leg Flavor” mean it tastes like chicken? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
7706 Excuse me, where's the seafood section? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
7707 Is freeze dried plankton acceptable? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7708 Melvil : Moby Dick, you have grown so much and become so big because you have eaten many CINAMMON TOAST CRUNCH 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
7709 Who put marshmallows on here? You or Ishmael? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7710 Ahab is for ever Ahab,man. This whole act's immutably decreed. Twas rehearsed by thee and me years before ... I act under orders. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7711 Quit calling me Ishmael! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7712 Yes/ I suppose this is better than all that plastic in the sea! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7713 CliffsNotes are on aisle 7. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7714 Do you like your chips with sea salt? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7715 Easy with the cart. I barely have a leg to stand on now. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7716 hey brother, you don't know where i can find the condoms do you? the really really huge ones. the biggest condoms they have. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7717 I'm here because I live in a food desert, because of climate change! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7718 I understand there is a whale of a sale on. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7719 It's a more friendly atmosphere than Ishmael's. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7720 Let's swing by the freezer section and pick up some vegan krill. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7721 Good morning, sir. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7722 I wish the footing were better in here, don't you? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7723 When I said, "Whale of a deal", I meant no offense 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7724 Any Goldfish for you ? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7725 You're not wearing a mask, you're not social distancing, and I'm supposed to be stalking YOU. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7726 I got the last one. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7727 I'm fairly sure there's a special on krill over in Aisle 9. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7728 Attention Shoppers! Find medications for Moby Dick psychosis in the personal hygiene isle. Hal Counihan, Boynton Beach, Fla. Hal@counihan.het 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
7729 Hi! My name is Jonah! What are you getting to eat today? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7730 You're not shopping for my other leg, are you? 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
7731 What now? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7732 I’m gonna need a bigger cart! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7733 Excuse me? Have you seen any goldfish on this aisle? 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
7734 Things have changed, I’m just on the hunt for the perfect bagel chip now 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7735 Guess it’s not just me you guys whale on 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7736 Remember seeing these floating by the area I first saw you? I wonder what they taste like 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7737 Is this what purgatory looks like?” -Ahab @emmasterni 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7738 : “With seaweed this expensive you’ll never be able to afford lunch AND dinner” 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7739 Me? Oh, just puttering around Nantucket, I guess. So, where are YOU going to be this summer? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7740 You don’t like these? But just last week you said you loved these things? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7741 You know, your brother used to love these... before he drowned. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7742 That’s Ma’am-el to you! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7743 I can never decide which wine goes best with krill 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7744 Okay, here are the chips, now I just gotta get the fish. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
7745 Salt & Vinegar ok ? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7746 Do you know where I can find the harpoon aisle? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7747 I only buy sustainably caught. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7748 Are you sure these are the oyster crackers you like? Last time I got the wrong ones and you bit off my leg at the knee. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
7749 When whale you trust me to check the seal, you gotta stop looking over my shoulder Whalemena ! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7750 You must have a whale of an appetite. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7751 Hey there. Long time no sea. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7752 Dick, they're all too small!" 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7753 I believe the Krill Helper is on aisle 5. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7754 Call me terrified! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7755 From the heart of Aisle 3, I shop with thee. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7756 What do you suppose Melville's on this time? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7757 Moby, have you tried these fish sticks? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7758 For the umpteenth time, I'm dead...a ghost! Remember? So leave me alone! And no, you can't have my goldfish crackers! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7759 Your picture is on this candy, Sweet Revenge. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7760 Do you know? Are these kosher? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7761 What? I can't get fishsticks? 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
7762 Quit following me, isle 5 has much better tasting pupu! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7763 Shall I buy plain of BBQ potato chips? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7764 Are these made with unrefined sea salt? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7765 No mask, no service! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7766 Krill it, people are starting to talk. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7767 Sorry, this is the last bag of Goldfish. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7768 Krill are on aisle seven. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7769 You’re the guy who knocked me over in Williamsburg! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7770 Whale, this is awkward. Could you Moby move along? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7771 Is this keto? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7772 Sorry about fakeshaw, that was not my suggestion 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7773 sorry about sinking your ship and almost eating you, mind if I pay for the groceries? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7774 Whale what do we have here: a sale on Pirate’s Booty?! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7775 That's a whale of an idea! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7776 These are "cruelty free". 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7777 So I know we have issues, but is this frozen squid any good? 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
7778 I know what you mean. There's times I miss the old days, too. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7779 You want to say you're sorry?!? Well, better late than never I suppose. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
7780 Up until now, I thought pasta was my white whale. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7781 Krill? I think it’s aisle four. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
7782 I am ravenous. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7783 I don't want to hear another complaint about how the shrimp flavor is "elusive." 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7784 18 bucks?!? These 100% vegan seaweed chips were free on the ocean floor. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7785 So... how long have you been an intensely personal shopper? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7786 I’ve moved on to an obsession with finding the great white sale 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7787 Turnabout is fair play. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
7788 Would you be okay with curly instead of flat-leaf parsley? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
7789 It is not a toothpick! It is my leg and you can't have it. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7790 Look, Dick! Gluten-Free Krispy Krill! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7791 The whole whale thing is just one big question mark! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
7792 Oh, sorry, were you wanting this last bag of krill chips? 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
7793 Chips for the trip, mate 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
7794 I said, I don't know anyone named 'Ahab' " 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
7795 They moved the krill to aisle 3. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
7796 Moby who? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
7797 You took my Handicapped parking spot. You task me! I'll chase you round Wegmans, and round Publix, and round Piggily Wiggly, and round Perdition's Flames before I give you up! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
7798 You already let me go. It’s over. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
7799 I traveled all the oceans looking for you. Captain Ahab will finish this here and now. Let's take this outside, you white monster. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
7800 You don't look kosher to me. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
7801 Hey Moby, how do you like this brand of krill? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
7802 No one said it’s easy to become a professional grocery shopper. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
7803 Nowadays, it's a challenge enough finding the Goldfish Crackers. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
7804 Duuude, stay in your lane !! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
7805 Know which aisle has the wine? There's a white I've been searching for forever. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
7806 Trust me, I know a thing or two about saving. 1.1375 0.04263 80 69 9 1
7807 You don't look like you would shop in the Kosher section. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
7808 Hey Sailor, do you want to go for a bite later? @skipschmiett 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
7809 The fish isn't so fresh here either, sorry man. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
7810 Mammals Alike 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
7811 I swear it’s only goldfish crackers. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
7812 Appendages are in aisle 2. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
7813 Turns out we don’t have to wipe these down anymore. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7814 What? Sometimes I like a home cooked meal like everyone else. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7815 Jonah, why? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
7816 I finally found what I have been seeking all these years! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7817 That’s a whale of a deal 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7818 So Mister Dick, you're going down and you're going down hard. Your choice is by sodium or harpoon. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7819 I'll buy the best disinfectant spray to rub you down. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7820 Moby! Well, slap my face and call me Ishmael, fancy meeting you here! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7821 are you on the menu or am I? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7822 You're getting those for the Apartment, right? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
7823 I heard you've been looking for me. Fancy running in to you here! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7824 Excuse me, I thought I was supposed to be following YOU...You missed the metaphorical meaning of "Whale of a Sale" 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7825 No, the label clearly says "Vermicelli." 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7826 If you try to quit harping on me for selecting unhealthy snacks, I 'll quit trying to harpoon you. Deal? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7827 I heard they are expanding their market overseas but this is ridiculous 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7828 Don't buy any green banañas. 1.1370 0.04902 73 64 6 2
7829 Did you want a “whale of a good party”? 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
7830 I have heard the Pequod flakes are quite crunchy. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7831 Let's go - Mopey 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7832 Lincoln Shminkin, you look like a dolphin! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7833 Sorry about the leg last November. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7834 We just can't seem to stop bumping into each other. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7835 I'm going to enjoy this...making you wait for me. I'm paying with a check. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7836 That Ismael started all this! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7837 Bygones, bygones, etc. Is the shrimp fresh? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7838 Would these go well with caviar? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
7839 They started carrying my favorite tuna again 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7840 Sorry I can't add "and the whale" to "We the people", as eerie as you are 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7841 I have no idea, it's not kosher. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
7842 Ahoy, Matey! A whale of a deal on tuna here. But please step back a fathom! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7843 Quaker Oats aisle? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7844 The plantain chips are very environmentally friendly. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7845 It’s not easy for to walk either. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
7846 Are you here for the big sale on Krill? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7847 Saw Blackfish the other day, assassins aren't cool 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7848 Do you know if these low-cal chips are any good? I feel like a whale lately. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7849 Ill meet you in the bottled water aisle.,. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7850 A whaler and a whale don’t go to a bar... 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7851 For the last time, no leg of lamb. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7852 Have you tried their Swordfish? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
7853 Men are superior because we have grocery. You know? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7854 They don’t specify whether it’s 6 feet from tail or nose 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
7855 Right, this is whale foods, whole foods is down the stream. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
7856 Yes this is aisle sea 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7857 Is it true that these are free, willy? 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
7858 Bargain-hunting: Ishmael's latest obsession. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
7859 You might want to load up on carbs...I think you'll need it. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
7860 My new obsession is finding an organic protein and pre-biotic fiber-packed ancient grain snack. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7861 We should've gone to Costco! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7862 Hey, has anyone told you you look like a Moby star? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7863 You look like someone I knew a long time ago. Do you have any relatives that swim near Cape Cod? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
7864 ARRR, NO. THESE BE THE ORIGINAL KRILL CHIPS. THE FAT FREE ARE ON THE NEXT ISLE OVER. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7865 Wow, Moby, so you quit the ocean TOO??! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7866 Hey blubber-brain, do you think snack foods are too high in saturated fats? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7867 I don’t think Whole Foods has krill. 1.1364 0.04019 88 76 10 1
7868 Arrgh, this brings me back to my young and savage years. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7869 I hear their leg of Ahab is the best in town 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7870 Can you tell me what aisle the canned tuna is on? 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
7871 I'm sorry, but I don't know where the sea food section is either. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7872 They're out of goldfish. Shall I get some sardines? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7873 You don’t have to be Jewish to like pareve krill chips. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
7874 Call me thrifty. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
7875 Just cuz I followed you around 'Perdition's Flames' doesn't mean YOU have to as well. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7876 So, we meet again…this time in my hunting territory. 1.1364 0.04773 66 57 7 1
7877 Are those sardines kosher? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7878 Heads up! Krill is two for one. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7879 Would it kill you to try a little dehydrated shrimp? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7880 Go find the krill yourself, I won't help one who unmasted me. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
7881 Maybe you should try the chicken legs. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7882 Excuse me capt'n. "Can you help me find the krill? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7883 Do you want seafood sauce with the shrimp? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7884 Don't be a total Dick, Moby! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7885 I got off on the wrong foot when we first met and never introduced myself. Call me Ishmael. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7886 It says 'real sea salt.' How about that? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7887 Did you hear about the ice caps? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7888 I should have gone to Starbucks. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7889 Do you come here often? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7890 Capt. Ahab, may I have a word? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7891 Technically, you don't fit the definition of kosher. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7892 I already gave at the office. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
7893 Returning to a balanced diet is my new white whale. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7894 Have you tried the oatmeal? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7895 Is your mom still doing low carb or can we serve chips and salsa? Because I won’t have time to make an app before she comes over. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7896 whale that cart 6 feet apart 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7897 Excuse me ma’am, you’re in the way. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7898 I swear this is a proven cure for Corona I read it on WhatsApp 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7899 Shake a leg dude, I’m in a hurry. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7900 Ohhh so this is what they meant by "whales are depleting in the ocean" 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7901 I switched to a bidet when I ran out of toilet paper this time last year, but I’m thinking of switching to the Gulf Stream Current 1.1364 0.05239 66 60 5 2
7902 No pants...? Really Harold? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7903 Shamu on you!”, the whale said with telekinesis in my dream last night. “Those products are made from the flesh of my people. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
7904 I harpooned you in Moby Dick. Shouldn't you be in the Seafood Section? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
7905 Yeah but it’s fish so it’s the good kind of fat 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
7906 I am glad at least in this store we don’t have to wear masks and stand 6 feet apart. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
7907 What aisle did you wash up from? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
7908 But Moby! the label reads, FRESH ORGANIC FREE-RANGE FROM RNA-THERAPY TANK FARMS in mid-coast Maine. 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
7909 What, you expected the lobster to be cheap? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
7910 Truce while toilet paper is in stock. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
7911 I never buy canned tuna. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
7912 I’ve never seen plankton so cheap. You’re smart to stock up during this sale. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
7913 At least you’re no elephant in the room. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
7914 Gefilte! Is that you? 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
7915 Good to bump into you again, too. You know, I always hated the way that book portrayed our relationship, and I'm happy we have moved beyond that. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
7916 I heard all the best fish are here already 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
7917 Are you in love or addiction? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
7918 I thought the sign said wholesale, not whalesale. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
7919 You should’ve worn a top hat, you look like such a fish out of water 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
7920 You really can find just about anything here, eh? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
7921 „I can’t stop obsessing about these new sea weed chips. They’re to die for.“ 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
7922 I guess you heard about the sail 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7923 Enough is enough! You ate my leg and I launched a ridiculous amount of harpoons at you. Let’s call it even and go grab some sushi! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7924 Arr- the tofu based, gluten free pre-peg legs are on Aisle 4. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7925 That’s a whale of a hat, hand it over. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7926 Yes, yes the label says "sustainably harvested". 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7927 Try the escargot on aisle three: scrumptious and low calorie. 1.1356 0.05104 59 51 6 1
7928 Sorry, but I need the last 6,000 bags of krill. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7929 You might be in trouble - these ones cost $5.00 per pound. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7930 Does Ishmael like fish sticks? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7931 Could you point me in the direction of "Stauffers Whales?" 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7932 The man says, "Would you like some whale flavored snacks?" 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7933 I know, I know...whale lives matter 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7934 After 170 years, I'm glad we still make time for the simple things 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7935 I know there's fascist regime in India now, but why are you making me feel guilty about buying Basmati Rice? It's not like I'm buying Covid-19 vaccines that they're short of because Modi's greed knows no bounds. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7936 You need to cut back on the gluten 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7937 You'll need to spit out the chefs from contest #748 to cook this stuff. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7938 For hate's sake I buy lightly salted for thee." 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7939 I'd wear my hat but I cant get through the door 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7940 Whale, I'll be damned! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7941 The frozen krill are down in aisle 5A. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7942 Excuse me, but where's the kosher aisle? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7943 Lower legs are in the meat department. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7944 Brine-flavoured chips for you? Salt and vinegar for the other crew? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7945 Are you allergic to shellfish? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7946 Aargh! You're not going to find body parts in stock. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7947 I'm supposed to be following you. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7948 Are these krill organic? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7949 The whole wide whale is watching. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7950 Well blow me down, "I've never saw a whale in a grocery store before" said the man! that's ok because I'm just as shocked as you, said the whale ? because I've never saw a jackass in top hat and coat before ? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7951 Elephant's day off 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7952 That's right, Moby. I bought the last bag of krill. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7953 WHO IS ON YOUR GROCERY LIST? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7954 I call these delicious." 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7955 Thar she blows-please stand back-six feet away... 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7956 Do salt and vinegar chips bother your stomach? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7957 I've got a whale of an appetite 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7958 If you bump me, I swear ... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7959 I swear it was dolphin-safe tuna! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7960 Canned krill? Aisle 17 on the right! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7961 Since the Sushi Bar closed is not the same thing 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7962 I’m totally obsessed with these. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7963 Man: Are you the one who ate my foot? Whale: I think you’re mistaking me for a shark! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7964 This is a whale of a bargain! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7965 looking for cage free tuna? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7966 Time for some krill cheese 🥪 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7967 It says here, when i buy 1 you get 1 for free 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7968 Excuse me, Captain. The ocean went out of stock. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7969 Are these chips seasoned with sea salt or just Kosher salt? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7970 Abraham’s ego is much bigger than he thought. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7971 You've heard of elephant in the room but have you ever wintessed a whale in a shoping mall? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7972 Says it’s made in Wales not from whales 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
7973 Check out the minnows in isle 3! 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
7974 The sourdough starter’s back in stock! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7975 I guess I didn't fit your tastes. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7976 You must have me confused with someone else. You can call me Mike. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7977 This new vegan diet will be good for both of us. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7978 Hey check it out. Nacho cheese and krill flavored. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7979 Are you sure you don't want to the XL bag? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7980 Shall we go to Starbuck's after getting our groceries? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7981 Sea Salt and Vinegar chips are my new obsession. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7982 They have these sweet motorized carts I can ride on account of my leg, but I figured I'd skip it this time" 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7983 Do you know where I can find Old Bay? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7984 With our challenges, it’s too bad they didn’t have any motorized carts available 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7985 Isn't it great to be out shopping without wearing a mask? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7986 As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things in isle four 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7987 Walk slowly... we 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
7988 Perspective is all about how whale we understand the people around us. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7989 You’ll pay for taking the last tuna. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7990 Stop your blubbering and go find the krill aisle! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7991 I assumed dolphin safe meant whale safe too. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7992 Theres a special on krill in aisle seven. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7993 I’m telling you, they don’t carry krill! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7994 These were Ahab’s favorite. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7995 Will goldfish crackers make you happy? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7996 I'm glad we tied the knot. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7997 Don’t call me Peg, Moby! God, sometimes you’re such a dick. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7998 Krill? Again with the krill? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7999 Didn't I see you at Sinai? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
8000 Now I see what they mean when they say global warming. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
8001 You conquered the sea! Must be gentrification offers better seaweed 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
8002 Let’s split the list and I’ll meet you at the registers s 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
8003 Waiting for the Wellerman never works --you gotta get your own sugar and tea and rum' 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
8004 Hard times for us on a diet 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8005 You really gonna take that last bag of goldfish man? That’s what I came here for 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8006 I'm so hungry I'm seeing things... I need to get two of these. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8007 Have you ever seen a one-eyed whale Billie? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
8008 I have forgiven you for chewing my leg off that night, now stop following me 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8009 Pepperidge Farms doesn't make pork rinds 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
8010 Or would you prefer the leg of lamb? 1.1341 0.05137 82 75 3 4
8011 What's your secret to being on a whale-balanced diet? 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
8012 Ahab: When did you become frum? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
8013 They’re advertising a whale of a deal but not sure they have a leg to stand on 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
8014 I love your music. 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
8015 Well, what do you think about this bag of Chips? Why are you asking me? You never cared about me feelings in the past!! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
8016 Yes, as everyone knows, chips and salsa are wedded for ever. 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
8017 Hey Moby, Mosey back to the water isle! 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
8018 Do you mind if I get these? They tend to make me a little gaseous. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
8019 Ish-whale. Very funny. Go find the anchovies." 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
8020 Ishmael sent me 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
8021 I can't wait to get back to the office. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
8022 Did you see that krill is on sale? 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
8023 Do they taste as sweet as revenge? No. But they're organic and keto-friendly. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
8024 You want some salsa for these chips? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
8025 I think your nose has to be six feet away, friend. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
8026 No, you have to go to Trader Joe's for ambergris. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8027 Hop to it captain, I’ve only got a few generations left in these hips. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8028 Quit following me. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8029 Well excuse me, Ahab! 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
8030 Didn't I see you at Whole Foods the other day? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8031 Sea food is in the other aisle 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8032 I can't remember whether he likes the plain or the barbecue flavor. Can you call Ishmael? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
8033 Stop calling me Hop-a-Long Ahab Or You’re Not getting any Goldfish. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
8034 I don’t give reasons. I give orders! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
8035 What, you want to take my chex-mix now too? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8036 I recommend you back off. This could end badly for both of us. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8037 Crackers? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
8038 Aye, he's chasing ME now; not I HIM--that's bad; I might have known it, too. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
8039 Remember me, Jonah? After your visit, I had indigestion for a week! 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
8040 Yes,I got the LOW-FAT. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
8041 Here there be matzahs. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8042 Starbuck said to get decaf. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
8043 Is everything a "Whale of a Deal" to you? 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
8044 Melville got it wrong... 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
8045 Wait! Don’t tell me! . . . Camp Cayuga? 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
8046 I thought it was you! Last time we met you bit my leg off - don't you remember? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
8047 Do you ever feel like a fish out of water since we switched roles? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8048 The ocean's fished out, so I swam to the nearest grocery store to stock up! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8049 Really, now you're vegan? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8050 I think we're both looking for the gefilte fish. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
8051 What? I’m a mammal too. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8052 You already hit my leg and NOW you want my tuna? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8053 Go ahead and throw a fit, but we're buying unsalted. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8054 My name is Peck, not Ahab. You have a whale of a nerve following me. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
8055 Please don’t get so close with your cart. That’s how I lost my leg. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8056 Whale, thar she blows money. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8057 I can't remember. Did Ishmael already buy krill? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8058 Ahab: I hope those are beef shanks in your cart! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8059 I like your hat. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8060 Hey, Cap'n, do you know what aisle the Spermaceti is in? 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
8061 Thou preferest the leg, good whale, correct? 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
8062 That's the stuff, Pinocchio! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8063 Yes, I'm aware that your father ate meat. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8064 Yes,you do look familiar.krill? Try aisle 6 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8065 Asparagus spears? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
8066 What? You eat my food so now I am eating yours 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
8067 For your information; yes, it is dolphin-safe. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8068 I must say, it is a whalesome shopping experience! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
8069 It’s not down on any label, true calories never are. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8070 I was telling my mother I was thinking of killing myself like Robin Williams and she told me she loved him in Mrs. Doubtfire 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
8071 It's all about perspective 😌 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8072 If it says local organic and sustainably fished on the package it must be true, right? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
8073 This whole eco-friendly stuff is getting out of hand. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
8074 Baby beluga, in the deep blue freeze 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8075 They're just potato chips. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
8076 Since the ocean has ran out of food for us, would you mind helping me shop here. I can see you are very good at prioritising yourself above everything. 1.1327 0.04503 98 89 5 4
8077 Get moving or I'll have your other leg for lunch. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
8078 I heard you only buy the low fat version. Really? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
8079 You'll just have to settle for nacho chips. They're out of goldfish crackers! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
8080 These only come in regular and family but not whale size. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
8081 Don’t worry, I only hunt vampires 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
8082 That inscrutable low-sodium flavor is chiefly what I hate. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
8083 At long last! A great deal on cheese puffs. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
8084 It’s not down on any map, there’s just a sign for self check out. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
8085 No,I don't think that they make Goldfish Crackers that taste like the real thing. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
8086 I think low sodium, fat-free chips are just mythical. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8087 Abe, 6 ft. apart please ! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
8088 No sir, I’m not offended. Beluga caviar comes from fish, not whales. I’m sure those crackers will be great. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
8089 Enough with the Gregory Peck schtick, or it's the last time I take you to Walmart! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
8090 They only have the cinnamon raisin krill left. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8091 Look I know you miss your family, but a bets a bet 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
8092 Ahab Crunch? This is new... 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
8093 Sorry, I already gave at the office. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8094 Barbecue or blubber flavored? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8095 Excuse me,have you seen the packages of frozen krill? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8096 What are looking all mopey about” 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8097 THIS is my favorite. Says 'No' to scurvy with a capital N! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8098 If you want more leg you’ll have to pay by the ounce. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8099 Do you want the nacho cheese or krill flavored chips? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8100 I, too, rushed here believing Starbuck was inside the store. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8101 It says it's mostly kale and almost no krill. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8102 Do you know if Herman or Elizabeth have any food allergies we need to worry about? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8103 What kind of sauce do you want with the calamari? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8104 Want a breath mint? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8105 Hello, Please don't swallow me 1.1324 0.05505 68 61 3 3
8106 What do you think? Regular or spicy krill chips with squid sucker burgers? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8107 I told you that I am not in the market for a new friend. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8108 Just my luck. I always get stuck with the shopping cart that has wonky wheels. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8109 Remember, should we ever meet on the high seas, it’s just business. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
8110 Do you do dairy? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8111 Why it is moby dick! Why don’t they sell me harpoon?! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8112 Sorry, this is the last pack of algae. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8113 There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is fried pork rinds. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8114 Have you ever seen anything like it? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8115 Back up Mate, I know a fathom when I see one. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8116 It’s just that both your name and nickname run afoul of modern sensitivities. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8117 You can’t get krill on the kosher aisle. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8118 Can you show me to the krill aisle? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8119 Legs are in the next aisle. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8120 Sorry,Charlie. This is the last of the Tuna Helper. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8121 It's a symbol of your self-destructive obsession with my gut health. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8122 No, no, no, too many racial and elitist overtones. How 'bout I just introduce you as 'Moby Dick, the ... Whale.' 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8123 Excuse me, I'm new to your planet. Have you seen the grey poupon? It does wonders for full-skinned beings like me. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8124 I may be going out on a limb here, but I think you're lost. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8125 But it SAYS dolphin safe tuna right on the label! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8126 We're trying to be more inclusive. Do you want to come to a Sabbath service? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8127 Yes, I think YOU'RE obsessed with following ME! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8128 Ishamel thinks: Seeing the unhealthy food choices he has in his cart makes me yearn to say, "No wonder you're as big as a whale." 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8129 Stacking up for next Passover...you never know 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8130 I know dehydrated krill isn’t as good as the real thing, but you ate them all during covid and it’s all we have left 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8131 Shopping porpoisefully. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8132 ... What? It’s ethically sourced blubber 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8133 Is Krill Crunch keto friendly? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8134 COVID has really made me get out of comfort zone and crave for human interactions... 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8135 In hindsight, fish for plastic wasn’t a very killer deal.. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8136 My air conditioner broke and my living room is just sweltering. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8137 Sir, could you tell me if this typenof fish is any good? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8138 cool ranch. it's not even a debate. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8139 Sorry, there are no chips that taste like Melville. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8140 Hey blubber, when yer a whale, social distancing is 6 LEAGUES. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8141 Attention customers: Shave the whales in aisle 3” 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8142 Jeez, ever since I caught you you've become so predictable. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8143 Is there a whale in the room? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8144 Hast though seen the White Cloud" 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
8145 It's true! There is a whale of a sale here! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
8146 I heard they might call us back for a Sequel. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
8147 Are YOU lookin at ME!!!?? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
8148 Are you hunting squid? They're under the crab in the freezer section. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8149 Just remember, you're getting the food and drinks for all the sailors you knock into the ocean. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
8150 You wouldn't happen to know what aisle the harpoons are in? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8151 Dolphin Safe What? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
8152 This is the last bag of krill potato chips so don't swallow them all at once! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8153 Whale of a Sale, my foot! Have you seen these prices? They blow. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
8154 I thought i left you at the dock. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8155 Sorry, I took the last jar of plankton. It's gluten free and free range... 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
8156 Finally, I've been looking everywhere for Flaming Hot Cornitos! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
8157 This is a whale of a sale ! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8158 What do you think? Whales have to eat, too! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8159 The mystery may be gone, but I need the help. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8160 Do you know where that plastic bag will end up? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
8161 My therapist told me that you do not exist You only the result of obsessions and My OCD 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8162 It’s not a blowhole sale? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8163 Yes, it is whale of all deal. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8164 I better stock-up,I might stay inside a for a whale. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
8165 I promise. They really taste like goldfish! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
8166 Whale,what about these kale chips? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8167 You still hungry after the first leg of the meal? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
8168 Sorry, the labels only read 'Dolphin-Safe'" 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
8169 I’m tired of krill. How about a nice kale salad? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8170 The answer is no! We'll leave the sweets where they are. And don't you give me that face! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8171 Got any legs? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8172 I prefer the harpoon to table model 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
8173 I would prefer a tasty fresh leg. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
8174 These chips have been my white whale. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
8175 Is that you Captain? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
8176 Excuse me, sir... mind if I borrow your top hat? I accidentally blew mine off. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
8177 Did you remember the fish 🐠 crackers? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
8178 Tank Sinatra? What happened to you? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
8179 Can you tell me where the keep the krill? We ran out at home... 1.1316 0.04122 76 69 5 2
8180 How did you get into the store? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8181 I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty. I've got Cheeze-itz and Ritz-cheddar-bitz galore. You want thingamabobs? Try aisle twenty! 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
8182 You’re right, a vegan diet will help us both live longer! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8183 In post-Covid environment an elephant in the room will be replaced with a whale 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
8184 I have been looking all over for you. To think we've been shopping at the same place this whole time. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
8185 Is that really you Moby?!! No, I’m his son Maybe. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
8186 You talking to me? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8187 The tuna's in the next aisle. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8188 Sea salt or plain? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8189 Whale, don't look so confused. We eat Puffins as well, but we prefer the crunchy cereal version. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8190 Do you know what aisle the fish sticks are on? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8191 I see a lot of vegetables, but what meat are you serving? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
8192 This magazine you recommended is a whale of an idea. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8193 Where is Ishmael? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8194 Whoa - do you suppose "follow me down the aisle to the chips" is, "follow me down the isles to the ship" in some weird, parallel "fiction is stranger than truth" universe? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8195 I’m 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
8196 I try all things. I achieve what I can. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8197 I know seaweed is already on the menu, but these chips are hardly ever on sale. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
8198 They took all the toilet paper 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8199 Now remember to get enough snacks for all those long times between takes. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
8200 Well if you had stuck to eating shrimp we would all have been happier 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
8201 Don’t you think “Ahab's” has a better ring to it that “Starbucks”? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
8202 Can you believe they carry this - I've been looking for it forever! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
8203 You look familiar. Your name is not Jonah, is it? 1.1310 0.04410 84 74 7 2
8204 Don't cheapen your brand. If you are a symbol, keep it enigmatic. Not "I bet you can't eat just one" 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
8205 You'll flip over these chips. They're krill flavored! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
8206 No I don't know what aisle the krill are. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
8207 warn me if they're all out of drumsticks this time! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
8208 Excuse me! Where can I find water? 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
8209 Some whalefare line this is. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8210 You're not going to throw up again are you? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8211 Captain, 2 carts full of chips seems like it will be enough for the crew during our voyage! 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
8212 Now, isn't this better than a good harpooning? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
8213 Call me crazy, but Ishmael loved these. I wonder what he’d say if he knew we became BFFs. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8214 The Fritos are on sale. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
8215 Ishmael likes these. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
8216 Back off, Moby, and get back in to the sea because you're starting to stink now. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8217 This is the black bads isle. You should be looking for the white goods isle. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8218 Stop your blubbering! They don't carry Cap'n Crunch in whale-size bags. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
8219 These Frido 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8220 whale... what a shock to see you here 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
8221 Can I borrow some fish oil , now you are here at the store 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
8222 Moby. Quick question. Do you recommend the farm-raised or previously frozen fish sticks? 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
8223 Do we have enough krill? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8224 Would you like krill or Cap'n Crunch? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
8225 Watch it with the cart, buddy! This is not going to end well! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8226 I’m sorry.Did you know him? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8227 I've got a whale of a tale to tell you. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
8228 So, you were in the gluten-free aisle all this time? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8229 I’m not sure. Try checking the cosmetic aisle for harpoon remover. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8230 The microwave fish n chips are the best here! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8231 Want these chips or the ones we always get? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8232 I'm looking for gold fish..." "Hey, you look familiar. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8233 I promise, it's line caught tuna 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8234 Do you want regular or no-fat? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8235 So ? What's the Question ? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8236 Do you eat keto? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8237 On land as well as on sea, thou damned whale? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8238 Shrimp toast crunch? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8239 Because you're not getting enough fiber. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8240 Where's Starbucks?" "Don't look at me. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
8241 How about we put aside bad feelings and I buy you a bag of squid chips? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
8242 Are you going to Ariel’s wedding? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8243 Well [Whale].... this is awkward.... 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
8244 Jonah, pleeaase, I hate peanut butter ... 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8245 Carbs have always been my white whale too 1.1304 0.05020 69 61 5 2
8246 Relax, somehow these chips satisfy my lust for revenge. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
8247 How do we feel about these? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
8248 Eating these in public will make you appear more human, and save you from whalers 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 6 1
8249 Whale, I’m just saying, she does not look 35. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
8250 The recipe calls for OATMEAL not Ishmael 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8251 A high fiber diet is my other white whale. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
8252 Listen blubber mouth. I'm switching you to baked potato chips! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
8253 After this, let’s stop at Starbuck’s. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
8254 Oh. I'm looking for the legs isle too. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
8255 It’s called Ish-meal and it’s BOGO. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
8256 Call me Moby 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
8257 Thanks for the tip. Curried plankton.......mmmm. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
8258 Stop following me everywhere. I told you I forgive you. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
8259 For the sake of my leg,would you tell me what you want? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
8260 I will have a whale of a tale to tell! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
8261 When did you start taking Tuesdays off? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
8262 I thought I'd lost you in the Pacific. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
8263 I've been looking for you a long time, it's hard to believe I found you on the seefod aisle. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
8264 It says it's the other white meat 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
8265 I'm not interested in a Night Sea Journey tonight. But thanks! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
8266 Excuse me Mr, which of these blubbers are better? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
8267 Better to shop with a sober cannibal than a white whale 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
8268 What? It’s hard finding non plastic fresh catch these days! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
8269 No, not dill. Said I’m looking for kosher krill, k-r-i-l-l. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
8270 You don't tell the other fishes you've seen me without a mask and I don't tell my friends I've seen you at all. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
8271 Now we are in the same Platform. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
8272 We can have a whale of a time if we accept our differences 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
8273 Do you happen to know where the toilet paper is? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8274 Did not expect to see you in the gluten-free aisle. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8275 Do you want barbecue, sour cream, or just plain Krill chips? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8276 A re-imagined ending to Moby Dick. Captain Ahab asks, “Do you want fish sticks, again tonight? They’re on sale.” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8277 I'm sorry,these krill chips aren't barbecue. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
8278 I know you like them, but I'm not sure I approve of the Pequod chips! 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
8279 I have found my new obsession, Moby! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
8280 Sad, isn't it, the passing of the good old days. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
8281 Before we get to the seafood section, we're going to need another cart. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
8282 They were having a whale of a time 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
8283 I see that you're changing your diet. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8284 don't worry I am a vegetarian. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
8285 Oh,come on, pork rinds aren't really pork! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8286 Should you get closer than one fathom I shall hunt you to the end of the earth. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8287 Tuna fish? Isle 3." 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
8288 Bob – I love you, but you're vaccinated. Your grocery store costumes have started going a little far in the name of just 'disease prevention'. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8289 YOU CAUGHT ME. I'M WHALE TAILING YOU. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
8290 How about Psychology Today? They've got an interesting take on obesssion. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8291 Ooops, forgot...last time I bought myself Blubber Chips did not end well. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8292 Dolphin free is close enough,right? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8293 Stop complaining! I warned you that retirement might be tedious. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8294 But you said you were off sugar. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8295 I have been looking for these chips FOREVER. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8296 Those get soggy in the dip. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8297 Excuse me, but do you know where they keep the harpoons here? 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
8298 Prophylactics? That would be aisle 6. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
8299 We ran out of these last time. Should I get the whaling party size? 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
8300 I'll get the crisp and you'll get the crap. Sorry buddy. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8301 Let me guess, you think there's a giant whale following you in the supermarket. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8302 I forgot krill!!! ...you might as whale go ahead of me! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8303 « If you end up in my cart, just try to relax » 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8304 What?You surely don’t think it’s the trash you throw in that feeds me! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8305 If I knew how expensive your tastes were I never would've chased you. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8306 For the last time. Yes this is free range, gluten free, ethically caught krill. I hate Whale Foods. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
8307 Told you I saw kosher plancton. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
8308 Oh! Sorry! I didn't see you there. . . Hey . . you look familiar!! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
8309 I can't remember, does Queenqueg like barbecue or sour cream? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8310 See if they carry Harpoon Ale, will you, Moby? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8311 You might frighten high school students, but I no longer fear ye. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8312 Don't call me Ishmael here, Moby. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
8313 What thinkest thou? Chive or onion with whale? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8314 You are shopping here at Whole Paycheck, which means you have enough money to buy prime steaks, so why in the heck did you bite off my leg? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8315 I'm hoping this bake off contest will be a more appropriate 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
8316 It's a whale of a white sale. Krill is on sale at $1 a ton. 1.1286 0.04952 70 62 5 2
8317 You again--I think you're obsessed with me" 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
8318 Ahoy, Moby. Nice to finally see you. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
8319 Meet you in the harpoon aisle. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8320 Krill? Aisle three, next to the stuffing. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8321 Ever tried popcorn shrimp? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8322 Call me Ishwhale. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8323 You like Krispy Krill chips? I guess I don’t know you as well as I thought. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
8324 These are made with sea salt, now. Is that why you dragged me down here? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8325 If you’re buying decalfinated coffee, I’m getting blubber gum. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8326 I’m glad w’ve learned to get go of our differences. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8327 Barbecue or mesquite-flavored krill?” 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8328 There's a whale of a sale on these goldfish crackers. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8329 This IS my mask! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8330 You look kind of familiar...didn't you spit me out about three weeks ago? How's the IBS, by the way? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8331 Almost there 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8332 It's not krill; it's grilled kale; it's a miracle it didn't kill you but just made you vomit! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
8333 Do you think this is imitation crab meat? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
8334 Yo Moby, you aren't 6 feet distant if I can feel you breathing down my neck! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8335 Whale, I didn’t think I would see you again. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8336 Yarrrrrr, this is awkward 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8337 Shopping for one? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8338 Fishes out to fish 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
8339 No mask, oh whale 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
8340 You get a five second head start! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8341 Didn't you hear? the elephants died out. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8342 just checked and they don’t have any legs in stock, but they’re expecting a shipment next week Moby 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8343 Yes, I’m buying these chips. Look, losing weight has always sort of been my white whale. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8344 This seems to be the last bag of instant plankton.. Sorry.. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8345 Wow, that’s a lot of plastic! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
8346 How many of these frozen krill do you want? 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
8347 Betcha can’t resist a family sized bag of Goldfish crakers. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8348 When I woke up we could no longer have whale blubber jerky. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
8349 I can't lie. Yes, these came from your cousins. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8350 You like chicken legs too, big fella? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
8351 Her list says Gifelte but maybe...? 1.1282 0.03810 78 67 10 0
8352 Can you help me find the aisle for canned tuna please?” 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8353 We better hurry, I think the meter is running out for the Pequod. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
8354 Which flavor do you prefer? Piquod Pea or Moby Grape? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8355 BOGO et tu? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8356 I know you are, but what am I? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8357 But it's your favorite, Krill Toasties! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8358 These Goldfish crackers are excellent, by the way. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8359 Well, if your represent nature, don't you think we ought to get come natural foods? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
8360 I promise it's krill, we just have to add water. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8361 Did you want the spicy chipotle krill or the salted caramel krill? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8362 You'll love these new kelp chips with sea salt." 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
8363 You should really try the leg of lamb. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8364 No, I didn’t clip the krill coupon. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8365 Moby - it’s been a while! I see you’ve gained the COVID 1900. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8366 Yeah? Well we all gotta eat! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8367 Fish food here is so good,you should definitely try this. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8368 Did you know they sell vegan legs here? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8369 Ahab a nice day! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8370 I told you last time, they don't make plankton chips. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8371 “ Ahab almonds or Moby munchies?” 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8372 See? We're all in the same boat now! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
8373 Hey Cap, you're gonna need the good bait to catch us big guys! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
8374 Moby, you and I got off on the wrong foot. What do you say we start over? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
8375 I was broke. Depressed. It was Ismael who got me back on my foot. 1.1279 0.03982 86 75 9 1
8376 City life was new to him. Clarence felt like a fish out of water. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
8377 I said, 'Grilled Chicken', not 'Krilled Chicken.' 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8378 I promised myself I'd find the guy from the top floor who kept me awake every night. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8379 Krill? Wrong aisle. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8380 Leg got your tongue? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8381 I know I shouldn’t but I’ m obsessed, ok? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8382 In my defense, they were out of my mask size 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8383 Are you the one who keeps buying then dumping all that Dogecoin? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8384 Queequeg is in the pre-packaged section in Aisle 3. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8385 Have you ever tried Mrs.Paul's fish sticks? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8386 Starbuck turned me on to the frequent shopper card. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8387 Would I? Would I? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8388 Hey this is my fish! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
8389 Oh, hey Moby....Sorry, I didn't recognize you without the harpoon. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8390 You should get this one, it tastes really good! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8391 Oh, hello, you again? First time, out after lock down, I suppose. Did you see here toilet paper or wood preserver? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8392 Pardon,is that the LAST box of krill ? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8393 Did you say your name was “Moby” or “Mopey”? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8394 Captain Crunch with leg sprinkles on aisle 3 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8395 Don't worry - Dumbo doesn't have a mask on either. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8396 Would you prefer the sea-salt or tuna-flavored chips? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8397 I'm off meat and seafood now. It's better for my health. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8398 These legumes are for you, but only if you promise, no more biting! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8399 Moby? I didn't know you shopped here! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8400 Have ye tried this dehydrated tuna? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8401 Take that last package of krill and I'll bite off your other leg. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8402 Yes, we're having fish and chips but you're a mammal. So stop saying, 'Me thinks I'm dinner.' 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8403 Indigestion and bloating following you around? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8404 Check it out, these fools totally bought it, maybe I should run for President 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8405 I just think if we took our show onto Broadway, you'd have a rough go of it in New York, that's all. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8406 Whale, sea you later, alliga--oh. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8407 Where's the Bitcoin? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8408 I’m getting some iron supplements because I think you might be a little deficient. 1.1270 0.04796 63 55 6 1
8409 No, we don't need any more bleach! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
8410 Ok,we pick up Fish Meal in aisle 3 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8411 I am the ghost of Christmas past. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
8412 after all we've been through i feel like a fish out of water walking around a supermarket 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
8413 I feel like everyone's staring at my wooden leg. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8414 From aisle nine I spit at thee! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8415 Look, nacho krill! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8416 I've also been looking for these forever! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8417 ‘Fresh is better.’ 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
8418 Saying that you’re in the mood for leg of lamb is just kind of tacky. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8419 Is your mother still eating plankton-free? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8420 Yes, Goldfish come in nacho cheese flavor. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8421 Canned krill? Next aisle. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
8422 It's not only fat free, it's also vegan 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8423 Enjoying this whale of a sale? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8424 Do you need more Cap’n Crunch? 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
8425 You have to eat more than just fishsticks! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8426 Would you like to try these ‘Calamari Crisps’? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8427 Cheese or regular Goldfish? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
8428 I think I know the perfect place for you: at the gas station. They can use your blubber for oil. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8429 Say, did you notice that there is a sale on crill? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
8430 Have you tried the Krill chips? Delicious! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8431 hey Jonah, is your stomach as empty as mine is? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8432 Natural History's food is just terrible. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
8433 In those days I got blamed for everything. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8434 Yeah, my friend Dunkin recommended it. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
8435 'I'm thinking Starbucks next.' 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8436 I can’t eat that Ishmael I have to be beach body ready by June 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8437 You get the krill oil too bud? 1.1268 0.05649 71 66 1 4
8438 Excuse me...do you know where I can find krill? 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
8439 Jeez, write your own speech bubbles eh?!? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8440 Why does it say Dolphin Safe? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8441 Salt and vinegar?"... *Gulps,* "nah me and the lads shared a late lunch. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
8442 Whale, don't stare at me legs! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8443 Can’t get enough of sea salt 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
8444 Things are never where you think they are in the store 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8445 Do you know what aisle I would find the beluga in? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8446 Krill are on aisle six. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
8447 Talk about ab obsession - I love these chips. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8448 Stop by for dinner. I have some chips... 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8449 Moby? Ahab? We meet again... 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
8450 If I wear two-faced,would I be wearing this one? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8451 Here’s some cracker snacks named after you. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
8452 No, I don’t think they have plankton, but recommend the lox on aisle 12. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8453 I swear to you, Mr. Dick, I have no desire for revenge as I now am totally woke. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
8454 Let's get some fishmeal for Ishmel 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
8455 For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee, so wear a mask, idiot. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8456 I believe whale lives matter. It's one whale I want dead. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
8457 We should try the low salt, low blubber chips. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
8458 On which aisle do they keep the tartar sauce? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
8459 Excuse me…what aisle are the harpoons in? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8460 Naah, you don't have a can-opener. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8461 Yes, for the millionth time, I’ll buy a bag of plankton. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8462 I’ll deal with you when we’re on the ship 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8463 Say, do you knw what aisle the sardines are on? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
8464 Whale hurry up now Captain! Ahab-to get started on dinner soon! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8465 These are Little Ishy's...I mean Ishmael's, favorite. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8466 Do you know what aisle the plankton is in? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8467 Don’t worry, it’s Kosher 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8468 ...I guess we both can say, that we cannot stand, on our own feet back again? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8469 I always tell you; have taste *and* balance in life, one is not enough. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
8470 My darling, I have never thought of thee an STD. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
8471 I’ll get the chips, but try not to inhale the whole bag at once. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
8472 Have you tried this new brand of Goldfish Crackers yet? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
8473 Have you considered these? They're vegan. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
8474 Moby, they're not going to sell you a Herman Melville novel in a grocery store! 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
8475 A, I don’t want the low-fat kind, and B, look who’s talking. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8476 Are yiu sure? I think we've already met somewhere... 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8477 Do not get this brand -- there's a recall! They say it can cause deformities. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8478 Whale Chow is two aisles over. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8479 Ever since I threw you up, even the thought of swallowing another prophet nauseates me. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8480 I'm afraid krill chips will have to do. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8481 Remember me from the Ark? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8482 Mind if I go first? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
8483 What about this? It's krill-free. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8484 Belay the carb-shaming, blubber boy! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
8485 Fancy meeting you in the seafood section. The krill must be on special this week. 1.1250 0.04395 72 63 7 1
8486 Krill is on aisle three. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8487 By the way, you've been carrying something around I want back. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8488 White whale privilege 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8489 Race you to the checkout line! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8490 You must have me confused with somebody else. I don't know if it's kosher. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8491 Whales have to eat too! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8492 Oye vey yourself...just because you can’t see my yarmulke doesn’t mean it isn’t there 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
8493 Back off, or I’ll have Melville delete you. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8494 Hiii! Of course I remember you! Was it you or me, the ‘Service Dog’? Haha. Let’s have a gam at the coffee bar. You first: Seems like you have a lot to say, PERIOD! Haha!” 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
8495 What are You lookin at? 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
8496 Yes it’s dark in here because you couldn’t see the big picture. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8497 Excuse me, shouldn't you be in the perfume aisle? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8498 I am no fool. You don't have a leg to give me for this calamari! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8499 Barbecue or Krill flavored? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8500 I want my leg back...and NO, I am NOT food! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8501 The krill is only 59 cents a pound this week. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8502 Not this time, Moby Dick 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
8503 Can you please stop following me so closely,youwyorker.com 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8504 Well, well. Aren't you out of your depth in the snack aisle? 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
8505 I guess the allegory medication hasn't kicked in yet. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
8506 What's your problem? Whales have to eat too. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8507 Jonah told me to stock up for a long trip. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
8508 I believe the fish food is in aisle-5 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8509 Now remember, A, the therapist said we need to avoid triggers if we're ever going to put our past behind us. Maybe try cheddar instead of sea salt? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
8510 'Hey man, they got krill on sale' 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8511 No, these are dill chips, not krill. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8512 Maybe Cap'n Crunch instead of Captain Ahab on the next trip? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
8513 I see you made it for the whale of a sale. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8514 Kiss my grits, Shamu. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8515 Yes, it is Mirth day...but that outfit looks fishy and way over the top! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8516 You can call me Ishmael, but don't call me late for dinner! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8517 OK if we substitute leg of lamb? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8518 Does Ishmael like these? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8519 Don't eat that Look what it did to my brain ! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
8520 All we have to eat at home is your trash. But now I understand that's all you have too. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8521 You couldn’t have come here first? 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
8522 Sorry -- I don't know where they have the fresh plankton. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
8523 You want Aisle 14, top shelf on the left 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8524 I'd suggest a good riesling to go with krill! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8525 Are the cod cutlets good here? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
8526 Do you know where the Kosher fish aisle is? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
8527 You're here for the liquidation, I presume? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
8528 A) Oh no - Did he see me? Now I MISS my mask. B) Only NOW you give me space?! C) No more ramming - back that nose up six feet! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
8529 Moby, where is the fish isle? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8530 Wrong aisle, Mz Whale. Pegleg Pete here. You're lookin' for J o n a h Jerky. That 'ld be in Aisle 13. 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
8531 So you won’t eat a pig, but you’re happy eating me? Ugh, I hate being a mammal! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8532 As for me,I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things salty 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8533 Haven’t you had enough to eat, already? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8534 Cheesy or the bacon-flavored krill chips? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8535 Do you prefer your Dried Shrimp Chips "With" or "Without" Sea Salt? 1.1250 0.06274 56 52 1 3
8536 It says right here in this restraining order... 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8537 The krill aisle is in pharmacy now. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8538 How long before we discuss the elephant we saw in produce? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8539 We got the milk, bread, sugar, cauliflower, potatoes, and the whitefish, but all they have is brown rice. Is that okay? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8540 ’The organic aisle?’ It is not down in any map; true places never are. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8541 I’m Captain now 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8542 Gotta walk down the aisle to get Lay’d 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8543 Your lucky day, just 40 minutes left before curfew 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8544 What? They run out of krill in my hood! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8545 You are whalecome 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8546 I thought it was a spelling mistake when it said the Prince of whales is in town." - Captain Aha 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8547 Well, if you made the cover of this magazine, I guess enough of you have died. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8548 Preparing for another stay at home order, I see 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8549 Six feet apart please... 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
8550 Well call me Ishmael, they do carry those chips I like! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8551 Sir. Please stop moaning at me. I’m a whale, not a codfish. I speak English just like you. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
8552 Hey KFC, here's the guy who stole your leg piece bucket 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
8553 Excuse me, but where your mask? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8554 Do you think we should serve caviar? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8555 Is this where all the plastic comes from? 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
8556 As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for keto chips 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8557 The SpongeBob shaped mac and cheese are my favorites too 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8558 Look Moby dick , here’s Abab’s kebab! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8559 By hell’s own heart I swear it—I just like the taste of nori all on its own. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
8560 Moby, from hell's heart I will stab at thee if you ask me to buy more krill. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
8561 What was it Starbuck said not to forget again? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
8562 What? Like you've never seen a bitcoin whale. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
8563 I got you wings this time, no more legs! 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
8564 Fish sticks are in aisle 7 and you can call me Ishmael. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
8565 Found it! And you know I’d never stop looking until I did. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8566 Hey, Moby, are these the same chips you brought to my leg party? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
8567 Stop yer blubbering. There’s nothing wrong with frozen krill! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8568 Six feet apart, Freak!!! 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
8569 I was looking for you all over the world, didn't expect you here of all places. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8570 Meet you at the loading entrance? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
8571 Try to cut in line and I'll kick you... No wait. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8572 How do you think I’ve managed to maintain my youthful figure? My friends are all skin and bone. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8573 Plankton? Try aisle four. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
8574 Do you prefer the sea salt variety? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
8575 I am not the fish you are looking for 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
8576 Starbuck’s right round the corner too 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8577 Wood you please back up 6’? You’re whale-y close. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8578 Honey, are these those cereals the kids love? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8579 No Mask? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8580 Both restraining orders said one league, and technically they were not on the open ocean. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8581 Your accusation that I am a fish out of water has no legs to stand on... 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
8582 Sardines are in aisle eight 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8583 Ever since I got out of my shell, I haven't stopped growing 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
8584 Get me shrimp and snails. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
8585 Sure, the prices are too high-but no need to blubber about it." 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8586 What kind of chips do you want with your fish? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8587 Choose the one with sea salt, Ahab ... 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8588 Aisle soon be the one following you, sir." 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8589 No! Krill isn't kosher. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8590 The krill is in aisle two . 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8591 I remembered to get you the "Sea Salt" potato chips. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8592 Please stop following me. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8593 Let’s finish up here, then we’ll go to Starbuck’s to get caught up. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8594 You're not the only one sick of sea food . . . 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8595 Are we out of whale oil? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8596 That reminds me - I forgot the blubber! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
8597 Aye, soft, white and three-ply is what ye seek 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8598 A harpoon’s length separation, if you please. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8599 Still hungry, huh? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8600 Jonah is in aisle 5 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8601 Ooooh, not again! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
8602 See? Lots of other snacks besides the limbs of old sea captains 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8603 You have no idea how long I've been trying to get these! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8604 Oh by the way, go fuck yourself. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
8605 Hey look, this krill is sustainably sourced. Do you want me to grab two packages for you? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8606 The prawn-flavored ones really are quite good 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8607 Too salty? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8608 Harpoon free tuna. 1.1233 0.04338 73 64 7 1
8609 A whale of a sale, no? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8610 Now I just try to go to it with chips 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8611 These are usually so hard to find. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8612 Atleast I'm not in your belly . . . 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8613 I told you, white supremacy doesn't work out! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
8614 These cosplay conventions are so much better in person than over zoom 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8615 Whale, Whale, Whale, Ahab! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8616 Look, a Stove Top we can *both* enjoy 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8617 Ooh gosh! He thinks I'm looking at him! Like I'd care for those discounted puffs. Move along man, I want those free samples. . 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
8618 Dried krill okay?" 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8619 And suddenly, the moment of recognition. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
8620 After all this time, here we are, members of the same co-op. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8621 I can show you a whale of a good time! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8622 Fish sticks or wood chips? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
8623 And I’m to believe that both of us having Shipt as a new side-hustle is just a coincidence? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8624 Stop. Enough already. Okay? I have no f'ing clue who viewed your LinkedIn profile. I know it's killing you. Was it a recruiter at your dream job? Was it Sharon? Does she still love you? I'm not LinkedIn Premium. I can't tell you. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
8625 Call me Chips-mael. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
8626 I’m on a health drive so it’s more: “Yo-ho-ho and a bag of quinoa chips”. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
8627 Krill? Aisle 4 I believe. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8628 Try these the next time you're feeling peckish. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8629 You fit right in here in Williamsburg... 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8630 Unemployment sucks! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8631 Many people forget we are mammals. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8632 No, this is not a Save the Whales petition! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8633 So, Moby, how ya feel about fish sticks for dinner? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8634 Could you at least shop in a different aisle? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8635 I think the squid is in aisle 7. Do you know where the harpoons are? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8636 Absolutely not! We bought freeze dried walrus chips last week and you didn’t eat one flipper! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8637 What, you didn't know I was a mammal? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8638 How many times do I have to tell you that you can’t just urinate anywhere? This is Walmart, not the Atlantic. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8639 O my! All is well with you? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
8640 Aye, the hunt be on. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8641 Move.You're taking up my space 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8642 How can i be sure you're serious about that chips? After all, you're moby. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8643 Don’t judge me but I’m getting the unsalted ones this week 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8644 Chicken of the Sea? I’ll have to try that. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8645 They have the best sea salt kettle chips here 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8646 Oh don’t worry, I only buy “wild and sustainably caught” 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8647 Now you're just being mean. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8648 how's it feel to be followed? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8649 You're in luck — they have leg flavored. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
8650 Can you help me? I’m on an existential quest for fish sticks. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8651 Is their organic seawerd? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8652 Don’t judge. These are potato chips. Just like your krill, you can’t eat just one. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8653 Whale..alexa, do we have any more of this at home? 1.1228 0.06167 57 53 1 3
8654 Do you need more to make ambergris? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
8655 All along needed spaghetti. My bad! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8656 I think your children are taking an ice bath in the seafood section 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8657 oh,... hey.. how about I get the boys and we go out for sail? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8658 Call Ishmael, see if we need chips. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8659 Do you want to know where the sardines are? They’re over in aisle 6. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8660 Did Bezos put you up to this, Moby? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8661 this magazine they say we're in a movie, we made history after all ☺️ 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8662 Of course they're not that kind of chips! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8663 Hey, back off. You want a piece of me? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
8664 Know where I can find any blubber? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
8665 Just grabbing snacks on my way to Nineveh. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
8666 Ahoy, pegleg. Don't act like you don't recognize me. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8667 Do you know which aisle has harpoons? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8668 ...Is this another metaphor? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8669 I don’t care if you’re fully vaxxed, you can’t come to the supermarket without a mask! 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
8670 Do you think they'll take expired harpoons here? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8671 From hell's heart I stab at thee; oh could you put your damn mask on? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
8672 Is it a microaggression if I ask you about your blowhole? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
8673 Those lobsters seem fresh! I've come to the right place! 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
8674 If you're gonna go on blubbering, the least you can do is put on a mask! 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
8675 Amish ya glad I didn’t take a motorized cart? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
8676 Who farted? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8677 Who you tryin' to kid? Pole caught? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
8678 These feed my body. But you feed my soul. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
8679 No, you don't look familiar and I don't know where they keep the krill. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8680 You have no idea how LONG I’ve been searching for these 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8681 What brand of plastic reminds you of home? 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
8682 I knew that comment would make your head big 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8683 No. Sorry. I don’t have a coupon for plankton. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
8684 Did you find out at Starbucks that I would be shopping here? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
8685 Want to share some goldfish? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
8686 Ye recommend these Krill Chips do ye? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8687 Just because you took my leg,you don’t have to help me provision my ship 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8688 I think you'll find these tasty, although I'm sure not as much as my leg. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8689 Oh, so more White Whale Privilege! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8690 You're good -- Ahab's more of a Gelson's guy. 1.1216 0.05074 74 68 3 3
8691 Six feet or I'll harpoon you with these kabob skewers. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8692 The whale treats aisle. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8693 Chicken of the Sea Tuna....tetra pak. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8694 Arrrr Willy, NeoLiberal Capitalism whale be the death o’ creativity. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
8695 Yeah, I think we can call a truce now. People mostly just use lightbulbs these days. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
8696 Why yes my name is Jonah. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8697 Call me domesticated 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8698 Hey! Stop whalegatting. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
8699 The seafood section is terrible here 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8700 I’m telling you. There’s no way one’s enough for our crew. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
8701 More krill? That's all we've bought. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
8702 Is this okay? It's dolphin-free but it does contain whale oil. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8703 Of course you're always hungry, your closest living relatives are hippopotamuses, 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8704 Do you know where I might find the candles? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8705 A whale of a deal, if I ever saw one! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8706 Anchovies? Do you like anchovies, too? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8707 Have you tried the Cheddar Goldfish Cracker? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
8708 It's funny, isn't it, how one day you're after the whale and the next he's after you. Have you tried these chips? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8709 Arggg... this be what I meant when I offered you the pirate bootie. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
8710 The last box of Krill Flakes right here! You’re on my turf now bud! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8711 What were you looking for again? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
8712 : Tuna friendly, really? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8713 Good thing this stuff's kosher 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8714 even story book romances have to go to the store. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
8715 They have the best krill selection in town. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
8716 Jesus you've got a big fucking head 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8717 I warned you Dough-Boy to stay off those steroids! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8718 Excuse me, do you know where the suntan lotion is? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8719 I was supposed to go after you, rather than you after me... 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8720 If you call the way I shop obsessive one more time, this isn't going to end well. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8721 Moby, you're looking rather paleo these days. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8722 You like fish and chips, eh? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8723 You already have a full cart of these! So? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8724 I know the bag says bake at 375, but I think it is always best served cold. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8725 If we can't find the Pequod Salty Morsels, what are you going to do? Bite my other leg off? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8726 Be careful what you whish for 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8727 These are krill flavored. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8728 Salty snacks are in the next aisle. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8729 Don’t get a head of yourself 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8730 Have you tried this sea-salt meat tenderizer 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8731 thy stub maketh me glub for grub 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8732 Just between you and me, I prefer Maxwell House. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8733 Leg of Man? Frozen meat aisle. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8734 Don't worry, in this neighborhood great and white keep you protected. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8735 Sorry, they are out of Starbucks. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8736 You see? Act natural, and they won't know we're whales. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8737 You are the biggest animal in the world. I can enter your arter. Your heart is the size of a car. Your tongue is the size of an elephant. What is plankton? Not feasible!... Let's get something to eat right for you ... Gluten free, diet, healthy... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8738 Excuse me, but could you get off my ass? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8739 The salty snacks are on Aisle 7 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8740 I don’t care if it’s kosher. This is “don’t eat fish” week. Put it back or you will be walking on 2 wooden legs. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8741 Are you gloating or stalking? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8742 Looking for atasty bite? Try aisle 3. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8743 Does Ishmael like BBQ chips? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8744 Product endorsements so rarely work out. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8745 Could you please stand on the X? I’m observing social distancing 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8746 . «Too much plastic out there!» 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8747 Do you want some of these? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8748 Perhaps a snack before devouring me? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8749 Your problems just got so out of control that we had to substitute the elephant in the room with a whale in the room? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8750 Man krill chips have gotten real popular 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8751 Of course I run into you here. 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
8752 Didn’t expect to see you here. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8753 I’m getting you low sodium because your salt intake is too high. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8754 This is getting ridiculous. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8755 Shopping Duty for the Reality Show cast: "I forgot Ishmael's gluten-free chips again. Do you think he'll notice anything?" 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8756 Mobes, you think this is the life I pictured? Krill chips? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8757 This must be the whale of a sale day 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8758 Low-fat, I presume." 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8759 Are you okay with the Tater Tots? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8760 Would you like some Japanese Dried Fish appetizer? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
8761 ...you’re too close Moby, two wooden leg distance 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8762 Are chips a good dessert after eating leg? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
8763 Look! Ismael is selling his Chips! 1.1205 0.04336 83 74 6 2
8764 Well hello Mr. Whale, would you like to see the news today?" "Oh yes the news! I haven't read it in a whale." I sure would like to read it. 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
8765 I know, I know, get the Sea Salt ones! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
8766 I’ve been all over town looking for these. You could say I’m obsessed. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
8767 Haven't you already done enough damage to my reputation?" 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
8768 I Whaley like those too!" 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
8769 It was the Honey Nut Cheerios that above all things appalled me. 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
8770 Would it kill you to help an Orthodox Pirate find the Gefilte Fish already? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
8771 You think mom will be mad if we buy gushers? 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
8772 I no longer go by Ishmael these days. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
8773 You have your lifestyle, I have mine. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
8774 I’m really not in the mood to fight. Can we do this later?” 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
8775 They're just kale chips. I don't do freeze-dried squid either. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8776 Yes, six feet apart IS one fathom . . . and what was that crack about, "Tastes like chicken.?" 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8777 Ishmael, don’t eat this! Ishmael, don’t eat that! It’s bad for your hypertension! Well, I’m going to buy these chips and that’s that! And besides they’re made with sea salt! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8778 Krill? It's on aisle 6, next to the harpoons 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8779 Who have you got in there? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8780 I have the last whale food, heh heh, heh! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8781 Have you tried the Fish N' Chips flavor? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8782 It's time we made healthier choices,so yes,it's low-salt. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8783 You where right Moby,it is a whale of a sale 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8784 I know you are in recovery,and I respect that,but could you please shop at a different market? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8785 The whale in the room! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8786 Your expiration date is 5 minutes. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8787 Let me guess...Captain Crunch is your favorite cereal. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
8788 Don't worry, you get a pass today. On Sundays, I only hunt for the best deals. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8789 No, they don't have 500 pound bags of Kibbles and chum. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8790 Thar’ be tortilla chips! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8791 Starbuck's up front 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
8792 Yes, they do have a nice sea food department. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8793 Buy me, I'm fresher than canned or frozen. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8794 This is getting a little orerwhelomng as you are following me everywhere. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8795 sriracha lime aioli krill are 2 for 1! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8796 I’m not obsessing, I just like sushi. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8797 It's buy one, get one! What a catch! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8798 Errand boys we be sent by grocery clerks to deliver Swedish fish! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8799 You’re right, grocery shopping is not a whale of a time. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8800 No, there’s no fish oil in these chips. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8801 Nah, I said 'well mate'(whale meat) 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8802 I can never find these. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8803 Whale I didn’t consider this in my list 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8804 Seems to be the only place where fish is still available. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
8805 Nature really cleared itself during quarantine 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8806 Those foods are not whole! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8807 Fat or non fat? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8808 You still here? 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
8809 You're eating me out of house and home. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8810 Where's the Pequod when I need her? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8811 I'm sorry, they don't have kelp with wasabi. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8812 Electricity was a light-bulb idea too you know" 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8813 6 feet, back off big nose. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
8814 6feetbdude 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
8815 Ye gods! 'Tis the white whale who took my leg ... of lamb. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
8816 I told you this diet would be hard, but I plan on keeping my arm.” 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
8817 So, it's the Great White Whale, is it. I couldn't get you but "cancel culture" will. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8818 Excuse me, do you know which aisle has krill? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8819 Oh, I thought you said chips! Ships, aisle six! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8820 Aisle 6 has a sale on shrimp 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
8821 And I’m taking the last bag of dried plankton! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8822 That’s what happened to my nephew, Jebidiah, when he started using electricity. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8823 One more ankle bash and you are done for. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8824 The sale for heroes is on isle five. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8825 These are okay. They're made with sea salt. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8826 I won't smell you, and you won't smell me. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8827 Call me crazy but it's expensive. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 5 1
8828 Yes it demeans the both of us. That's what the snack food industry does! 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
8829 It’s cereal, not Ishmael. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
8830 Call Ishmael - I don't know how much grog to buy. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
8831 The disruptions in global supply chains are affecting my favorite flavor of dried plankton,Jamaican jerk. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
8832 You're not harpoon intolerant are you? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8833 ''I'D better buy some fish!'' 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8834 'I know but we did agree that 'Krill Lite' might help and it is mostly organic'. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8835 Here Moby, try this. It is the perfect complement to the leg-of-man you ate when we last met. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8836 This gluten-free food costs an arm and a leg! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8837 This is the last item on my list and I shall now BEAT you to the register! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8838 The unsalted plankton chips once in a while won’t kill you. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8839 Let me guess...a carriage full of bubble gum? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8840 A year later into this and shopping without a mask has me feeling like a fish out of water... 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8841 Toss these with a seaweed salad,tastes just like wooden boats. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8842 Hungry at sea? I’ll grab you a bag as well. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8843 My kind eats fish and seafood, too. We call it sushi. Do you have a name for it? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8844 They named their snack Moby Lick. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8845 I totally get it, I just watched that new Seaspiracy doc on Netflix. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8846 I swear I’ll recycle this 1.1194 0.05431 67 62 2 3
8847 It will be nice when things get back to normal 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
8848 „Don’t worry. Skipping the Carbs is my real white whale.“ 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8849 Ahh, I forgot something behind. Could you please excuse me? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8850 Sea salt and canola oil. For then umpteenth time, no whale oil! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8851 Last one... you can borrow it after me. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
8852 Do you know if these chips are Gluten Free? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
8853 Kale chips with sea salt ok? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
8854 No, I don't think that we've met before. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
8855 These chips are cooked in sperm oil and they are just delicious 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
8856 You know, maybe I'd want you more if you weren't so clingy 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
8857 There’s a ~whale~ in the supermarket! *sale 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
8858 Whale you keep 6ft from me, please 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
8859 See these straws, they are to drink from not to eat whole! 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
8860 Have you tried the Cool Ranch krill? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
8861 Aye, there's only spicy krill chips. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8862 You want chips? Ok,seaweed not wood! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8863 OK, OK, I'll put back the artisanal candles and soaps... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8864 You again!" "Yeah, dude. Which aisle's condoms? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8865 You're breathing down my neck. The sign says 6 whales apart. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
8866 Are you here for the seafood sale? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8867 Don't give me that face. Fine I'll get the krill chips. 1.1186 0.03043 59 53 6 0
8868 Blubber-free”; “Blubber-Lite”; “Impossible Blubber”; kerosene lamp oil!!! When these fads end, the harpoon comes out and you get a 48 hour head start. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
8869 Actually, I come here to get AWAY from the sea salt. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8870 Sorry, my friend, but I'd give my good right leg for this last bag of seaweed snacks. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8871 Fish food is on Aisle 8C, across from the stove top stuffing 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8872 I thought we had settled our differences. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
8873 Hey Mr. Whale. You got the wrong Jonah! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
8874 They told me you weren't keto-friendly 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8875 Isn't amazing what they can do with soybeans these days? 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
8876 'If you keep eating that type of food you'll end up like a whale' 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8877 Why the whale are you here on land during a pandemic? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8878 Glad Costco carries krill now. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8879 Where's the seafood department? Isn't that where you live? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8880 You want chips with that? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8881 It's fish gummies not tuna fish 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8882 Yes, my name is Ahab. Do you have any problem with that? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8883 What, haven’t you seen a guy with a wooden leg before? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
8884 You convinced me your way of life was better than mine. Here White Whales Matter. I no longer worry about racist harpoons 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
8885 Not only do you not have a mask but you are breathing down my neck and into my leg. How many more ways can you threaten me? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8886 I suppose you’ll be wanting the plankton chips with sea salt? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8887 Ahab, you buying up all the frozen squid? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8888 I'll get you this box of Cap'n Crunch so you can stop chewing on my legs! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8889 You already got one of my legs. Could you just Passover me this time? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8890 think this is enough bone broth protein for you? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
8891 I've only begun to fight. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8892 I know you are here for the whale of a sale. But do you have to follow me? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
8893 Don't be alarmed, I am a benign side effect of the movement for diversity 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8894 They're out of fresh legs but you might check the selection in frozen foods. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8895 Should we get some fish oil? They say it’s full of Vitamin E and great for inflammation. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
8896 I wish Goldfish crackers came in a bigger size. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8897 I'm just taking one bag of Gold Fish - really, Moby - back off or I'll be forced to turn my cart around. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8898 And to think I searched the seven seas for you. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
8899 Yes, I do think this would be a good side dish with krill. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8900 This time we're not running out of chew toys. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
8901 Are you in,or out friend? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8902 Call me, Jebediah. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8903 From hell’s heart, I’m keeping these. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8904 Don't tempt me. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8905 Do you know where the fish department is? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
8906 Nobody’s plotting to kill you. And what were you doing in the contraceptives aisle? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8907 Whale, what do we have here? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
8908 Looks like this is the last place left on Earth to look for sustainable seafood since there’s no more left in the oceans, eh? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8909 You didn’t get enough fiber already? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8910 Yeah and it's called Seaspiracy. Really changed my whole perspective. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8911 Harpoons are one aisle over. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8912 I hope you're having a whale of time with this crippled. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8913 I told you. This store is a hidden gem. You just had to know where to look. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8914 ‘For the last time no you can’t have your dessert until you’ve finished your krill.’ 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8915 Four score and seven calories per serving,and only three carbs! Should we try it? 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
8916 Oh sorry, I’m just obsessed with this everything bagel seasoning and they have a new product. You can go ahead. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
8917 Psychic Whale: Don't worry Abe, this is a supermarket not a theatre. Abe: What? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8918 It's on sail. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8919 See what privilege gets you? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
8920 Moby...Dick! Are you here to apologize or you just trying to beat me again, this time to the cashier. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8921 WOW! You are a Whale of a shoper! 1.1176 0.05354 68 63 2 3
8922 Hey, how about this: 'Starbucks Coffee'. 1.1176 0.04556 85 78 4 3
8923 Excuse me, I was wondering if you've ever bought this? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
8924 Moby, your obsession with following me around is beginning to make me crazy! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8925 And then I said, any whale can be a humpback if you're brave enough to try... 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8926 Stop complaining. You know grocery shopping blows. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8927 Hey, lady, please don't take all the tuna. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
8928 Do you get the feeling someone is looking over your shoulder? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
8929 Still no opposable thumbs, right? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
8930 Whale, that was unexpected. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
8931 15 supermarkets in this area and I halve to come to this one. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8932 They're out of femur flavor. Shrimp or krill? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
8933 Have you tried the spicy plankton -- it has a lot of bite. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8934 Pardon me, do you know where the krill aisle might be? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8935 Nice to see you Out and About 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
8936 Could you have gone vegan BEFORE you bit off my leg? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8937 'They think me mad, but I'm demoniac. I am madness maddened! Oh, did you want the krill flavor or shrimp?' 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8938 Do you know where the kohlrabi is? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8939 Good God, Moby. You’re not supposed to be here! You’re my white whale. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8940 Is this kosher for Passover? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8941 The tartar sauce is in Aisle 5." 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
8942 Did you see the centerfold in this month's issue of Harpoon? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8943 Hope the pandemic is over soon, have to shop for plastic now! 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
8944 The moment when Ishmeil realized he was in the wrong store. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8945 Hey, remember me? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8946 Hello Ahab. I've decided that I need your arm as well. Please place it in the basket without a fuss. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8947 Do you know if this Krill for Cats is sustainably sourced? 🐈‍⬛ 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
8948 #selfhelp 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
8949 I earn money of a man but got belly of a whale 🐳 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
8950 They finally expanded their delivery area to cover us, but I am looking for bananas that will be ripe on Tuesday and avocados that will be ripe on Sunday. Are the delivery drivers still working on their scuba certification? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8951 Thanks for calling me, Ishmael. This is a whale of a sale! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8952 What’s the look for? This isn’t the last bag. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
8953 Is this caviar any good? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8954 I see you saw the Kelp Wanted sign. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8955 Ah Hah! So this is where people from Wales do their shopping. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8956 Whale this is is a different Magna CART-a than I had in mind 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8957 You see son, I wear the Top Hat to distract from the old peg, helps me fit in.. you should try it sometime. 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
8958 Don't look at me like that they are just goldfish crackers. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8959 Maybe these newfangled impossible human snacks will satisfy you more than me? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8960 Ahoy, have ye seen the great whale-of-a-sale? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8961 Aisle 4 has everything...Proof? just look at us! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8962 If you want to get rid of me, try the pharmacy aisle next to moby dick. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8963 I am buying it because it's on sale, not because it is low fat! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8964 Do you want Chinese tonight?” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
8965 Excuse me, do you know where the have the krill? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
8966 Don’t you live in my building? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8967 Stop blubbering and just say it! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8968 Your four tons of krill is in Aisle 6. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8969 I’ve heard of fish and chips, but this is ridiculous. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8970 I meant we both could ease up on the snacks. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8971 Do we need chips? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8972 You want regular or extra spicy shrimp chips? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
8973 Hey, save some for the whales... 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
8974 How strange. They're called 'Ishmaels'. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8975 Me too, this chip isle is the one that got me. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8976 Aisle 6 for krill, and “no” to my other leg. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8977 Do ma a favor and quit your blubbering. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8978 That Michael Jackson song comes around yet again! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8979 I need these condoms for my Magnum dong. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8980 Stay in your lane. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8981 This reminds me, I need to make an appointment with my anger management counselor. And get more wasabi. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8982 Is whale meat Traif? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8983 Aren’t you glad we don’t need whale oil anymore? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8984 So many pasteboard masks in Aisle 4, amirite? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8985 Actually, they're low-fat. Gotta get our beach bodies ready, right? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8986 Excuse me, I think you took my cart...🛒🐋💚 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8987 I’m guessing you won’t be needing to hoard any toilet paper. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8988 Have you been shopping at Melville's for long? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8989 I think if we add these we'll have a kriller spread. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
8990 I didn’t come all the way on land just to run into you at the grocery store. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8991 If I buy you this last bag of krill, will you stop following me? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8992 This,Moby Dick? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8993 Would you recommend these salmon chips to a human? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8994 I don't like to blubber about it, but I am tired of paying an arm and a leg... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8995 The shrimp. Do we want frozen or fresh? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8996 I've been waiting a whale in this line... care to pass me the nuts? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8997 You say I’M obsessed! YOUR the one with the sea salt addiction! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8998 what? we have needs to, miss. 1.1167 0.05363 60 54 3 2
8999 Hey you, like a hump of a snow hill, wait your turn. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9000 Sorry I don’t think they have any Jonahs in this aisle 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9001 Ohh, hi there! Had no food left in the sea so i'm here shopping 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
9002 Sea? Shrimp shore isn’t getting any less expensive. 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
9003 Nice of you to ask: I lost my leg serving on the Pequot 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
9004 How about sour cream and krill? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
9005 I try all things... 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
9006 I prefer shrimp chips. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
9007 Ooops, I didn't realize this place was all kosher. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
9008 There is no escaping the relentless pursuit of blubber. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
9009 Yes, I watched “The Octopus Teacher”. Now I want to taste if it is true. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
9010 6 feet, please. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
9011 After all that effort, and now my white whale is on sale. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9012 Listen to me, you dick head, don’t look at me as if blubber wouldn’t melt in your mouth! 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
9013 Frozen Krill is on Aisle 5, in seafood section. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9014 I am getting another leg. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
9015 Does Ishmael eat gluten? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
9016 You're such a tease. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9017 I finally get on Supermarket Sweep and you're going to run it, eh? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9018 No! Look at your size! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9019 We only use bleach with the linens 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9020 Ye are a malevolent parmacetty, and ye cart hold thirteen items. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9021 I know thou meaning is to protect me, but distance please! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9022 Seafood’s isle 2. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
9023 Starbuck, these are the mushrooms I have been telling you about. 1.1159 0.05278 69 64 2 3
9024 Where did you find the Balene? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9025 Peleg was right about all that, 'After the thrill of the chase,' business. Sea Salt and Vinegar OK with you, or Bar-B-Q Style? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9026 They've got the BEST seafood here. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9027 Out of context, sure, this is hardly "organic." 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9028 Think not is my eleventh commandment, and I won't wear a mask in public, is my twelfth. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9029 This one has not been tested on squids. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9030 Whale, what are you looking at? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
9031 Remember, we agreed no facials in public. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9032 This cancel culture thing is exhausting" 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9033 I believe you can find it in Roe 5 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9034 Sorry, no tuna fish. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9035 You snuck out for the day too, huh? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9036 Yes! We should totally go on Supermarket Sweep! 1.1159 0.05278 69 64 2 3
9037 Excuse me, do you know where the anti-inflammatory meds are? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9038 Ishmael had my obsession with you all wrong. Do we need more Starbucks? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9039 Are we going to talk about the elephant in the room here? 1.1159 0.04397 69 61 6 1
9040 please move before I krill you 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
9041 Do you know if this is sustainably sourced? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9042 Excuse me, where is the ocean blue bath salts? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9043 I whaley think you should lay off of the carbs. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
9044 As if a world wide pandemic wasn't enough.... 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9045 People should realize that landing that whale of a deal can get complicated. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
9046 Ahoy, matey. Where’s the Captain Crunch? 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
9047 We had fish last night!!” Captain Ahab and Moby Dick are now a couple and live happily together near Lake Delaware 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
9048 Would you know where they keep the whale oil? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
9049 You're also having 'fish and chips' for lunch!!! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
9050 Try these - they're chum fortified. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
9051 Have you seen the Starbucks? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
9052 After lunch it's back to death & damnation. In the meantime what do you think of the rolled oats special? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
9053 Looks like we've got everything on the list except Starbuck's coffee. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
9054 We’d better hurry, the Krills are coming over and they are bringing all their children. 1.1154 0.04821 78 72 3 3
9055 Hey, would you grab me a box of Spermicelli? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
9056 Amish-gosh, you dork! Don’t rush me, can’t you see I’m a little limp? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
9057 whale watching 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
9058 If I weren't monomaniacal, I'd entertain the idea that you were just a figment of my imagination. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
9059 If you don’t stop stalking me, I’ll report you to the manager. . . Or . . . or . . . or . . . I’ll get a ship and stalk the hell out of you! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
9060 And that’s why pork is my favorite cracklin’. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
9061 You want Tuna or Herring? 1.1154 0.03641 78 68 9 0
9062 OK, OK, we'll go to the seafood aisle next!! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
9063 „Oh Moby, I only wish I had had this fish fodder back when ...“ 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
9064 Hey! Don’t judge, it comes from organically grown humans! 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
9065 I'll only get these if you promise to share them. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
9066 You wanted krill” 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
9067 Day 437 of the great quarantine and thy crew has grown tired of our once-beloved potato portions. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9068 See. They're told at the door about the mask, but Noooo. 🙄There she blows. 1.1154 0.04821 78 72 3 3
9069 People will never believe the deal I got on these. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
9070 I’m not changing the subject, I just think the store brand is as good as the original. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
9071 Why is a whale in a grocery store pushing a cart behind a one-legged rabbi? To do his grocery shopping, of course. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
9072 How much more Captain Crunch do you want,anyway? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
9073 How do YOU like being stalked, huh? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
9074 You know Moby— Whole Foods is just not the same since Amazon bought it. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
9075 I think you'll like this cereal. I hear it comes with shrimp tails now. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
9076 But at long last I knew how to find you: the squid is sold in aisle 3. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
9077 Do chips go good with revenge? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
9078 Thanks for suggesting these krill chips... I can't get enough of them! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9079 Pardon, but do you know which ailse has lamp oil? 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
9080 Yeah, I inherited Dad's peg leg and Mom's love of carbs but I work for Greenpeace now. Go figure. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9081 Sir, I understand the initial shock you must be experiencing upon realizing that you are grocery shopping with a whale, but let’s not forget I’m currently empathizing with a ghost. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9082 Nice to know we also shop at the same market." 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9083 Bet Aldi's doesn't carry that brand" 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9084 You want to do some "Little Mermaid" role-play — now? Can we, at least, have lunch first? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9085 Better whalebone than plastic, right? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9086 Close, but no cigar. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9087 I appreciate your giving me a hand. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9088 I'm not sure what to get for snack time. How about "gold fish"? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9089 I think the sardines are on aisle 7 with the gourmet treats. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9090 No problem. I get the hammer and nails, and you get the krill 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9091 Whale come to Shoppers' World ! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9092 Are you a Question Mark or a Comment..!! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
9093 You can look in aisle 10 in the Asian section, but I don't think you'll find shrimp as small as what you're used to. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9094 And they said you couldn't be lured. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9095 Thanks 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9096 I know my names on the cover, but where are my royalties? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9097 This isn’t where I docked my boat 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9098 it’s buy one get one free on tuesdays. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9099 Whale you stop following me! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9100 So when we get to the checkout, let’s try to avoid the elephant in the room. Ok? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9101 Kinda weird that you want chips that are salt-free." 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
9102 Do you know where I can find grog? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9103 OK – we’ll skip the candle section. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9104 So Moby, now that I see you're also a brainless non-mask, non-vax, non-social distancing nut job, let's call it a truce, eh? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9105 I've never seen a place with such a good Krill selection... 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
9106 Excuse me, are you Captain Ahab? 1.1143 0.05205 70 65 2 3
9107 No Mr. Pouty-face, I'm not buying meat tenderizer. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9108 With or without nuts? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
9109 I read they are having a whale of a sale today 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9110 Yes, well we’re not at sea anymore so you’ll just have to forget about plankton. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
9111 Call me crazy. Let's see if the meat department has a nice fresh leg. 1.1143 0.05205 70 65 2 3
9112 I heard it’s Moby-Dick sale day. Know anything about that ? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9113 Goldfish are tasty, but I prefer the Pilgrim's Pride chicken over on aisle 5 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
9114 You will find Krill in Aisle 3 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9115 My COVID shot went well. Looking forward to yours? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
9116 A bit more expensive but MSC certified, for what its worth... 1.1143 0.05205 70 65 2 3
9117 Well if you are going to get the nice salsa I’m getting the nice chips. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
9118 Are real Goldfish this delicious? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9119 Sorry, but chips only come in plastic bags 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9120 How are these breadcrumbs on fish? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
9121 Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9122 Can you tell me where to find the tuna? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
9123 Intimidating me won't work - you won the last round so what else do you want? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
9124 Seafood tonight? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9125 These are organic but are not non-GMO. Are you obsessive in your pursuit of pure food or are or these OK? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
9126 Yo blubber-face! I’ll bet I know why you shop at the GIANT. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
9127 Towards thee I roll 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
9128 Why is it always about AHAB? When will it be about ME! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9129 Ishmael! How’s the wife and kids? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9130 Would you consider these “Dolphin Safe?” #seaspiracy 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9131 ...actually, I have too much fiber! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
9132 Huh, so global warming changed your migration route? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9133 Thank God humans will keep atleast 6 ft distance with me here 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
9134 Turns out, there aren't plenty of fish in the sea 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9135 Don't worry, I'm a pescatarian. 1.1139 0.04762 79 73 3 3
9136 I’ve heard your parties are a whale of a good time... 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
9137 I’ve looked everywhere for this kale. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
9138 Are you sure we have enough Krill Chips for the party? 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
9139 You are one whale of a word balloon! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
9140 No! I have no idea which is the krill aisle. 1.1139 0.03597 79 69 9 0
9141 The tuna is fresh, believe me. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
9142 The spicy krill is on sale? 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
9143 I know, right? The crabs always steal all the krill. Then you have to go to the supermarket again! 1.1139 0.04408 79 71 5 2
9144 Its called Jinping Jacks 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
9145 Do you prefer Krill flavored or Blubber chips? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
9146 Maybe, Moby... 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
9147 You don’t need to be fresh with me. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
9148 Shall we split a bag of these oil wipes? They would be great for my peg leg and your dry itchy tail. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
9149 Pandemic made me realize, I could have whale of a time grocery shopping! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
9150 We really need to work on de polluting the oceans don’t you think? What’s that? Your sister died accidentally inhaling a chip bag? I shall put this down now... 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
9151 Ever heard of social distancing? Don’t be such a dick, Moby 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
9152 Whale & Jennings 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
9153 Unsalted is healthier, please don’t be a dick about it... 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
9154 Call me Junk Food Junkie. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
9155 Isn’t this the thing you wanted? Krill? 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
9156 Don't get too close. They'll think we're an item. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9157 I got the last bag of Toasted Krill? Well, don't start blubbering about it. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9158 Fish flavored chips?" "Don't condescend to me Harold. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9159 I know not all that this undergrad be writing for his literature report due by noon tomorrow, but be it what it will, I’ll go to it laughing. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9160 Stop. I'm only in costume for an event! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9161 I wish you showed the same effort with wearing your mask. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9162 Are you okay with the vegan krill? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9163 Hey Ahab! Welcome to my flagship store, made possible by your obsession to get me and never succeeding! By the way, after I sold the remains of the Pequod, I bought myself this superstore. Come back soon, you hear! 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
9164 My name is Bob, not Noah; why do you ask? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
9165 May I insert my words into your nose? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9166 Do you want me to save some for you? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9167 I am not obsessed with coupons. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9168 Our these the chips we got on our last trip abroad? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9169 Funyuns! You have no idea how long I've been looking for these. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9170 Heavens,no. The Giant-size Tide just isn’t big enough for my family. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9171 Call me Ishmael, Shishael. This is not going to end well... 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9172 They've added raisins to this krill mix. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9173 Don't worry, they're not real goldfish. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9174 Sorry pal, social distancing rules don't make exceptions for leg-based revenge. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9175 Seriously, Moby, we’re supposed to stay 6 feet apart. Now backup, please. 1.1129 0.05682 62 58 1 3
9176 Do we need to get Krill? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9177 Where's the elephant? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9178 They say krill is the new kale. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9179 When I said I had a whale of an appetite I didn't mean... 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
9180 we need a bigger trolley 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9181 Wait, am I following you or are you following me? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9182 Whale you please stand six feet away! 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
9183 Do you know where the vegan food is? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9184 Your "whale of a deal" schtick wasn't funny in the car, and it's not funny now. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9185 Tomorrow whale start that diet. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
9186 Lead me to your seaweed 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9187 I am Moby Dick's grandson so be careful what you put in your cart I may trip and crush you. Moby may have eaten your left leg and I'm hungry enough to eat the rest of you. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
9188 Met again ... 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9189 It's easy for you to say, 'It was just literary license.' You don't have to walk on one of these #@&!$ things all day! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9190 Pay less, is my eleventh commandment; and coupon when you can, is my twelfth. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9191 What else should we get for our day at the beach? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9192 Bill and Darlene on a trip at the store. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
9193 Agreed, we get Starbucks’ coffee here. No more drive throughs. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9194 My new obsession is free range chicken. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9195 You're not into plastic anymore, I get it. Tuna is in aisle 7. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9196 Starbucks pods? Try Aisle 3. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9197 Ya' got any spare chains? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
9198 Parden me, do you know where the canned tuna is? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
9199 If I’d only switched to Impossible Blubber earlier I might still have both legs. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
9200 AHA Bates claims MABY DIS Krill is best. 1.1127 0.05134 71 66 2 3
9201 There's no Krill chips. How about Kale with Sea Salt? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9202 Look, if we're going to make this work you'll have to start eating salads. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
9203 i've heard the squid flavored are excellent,but you look like someone who'd actually know?!! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9204 It's simple moments like these that make me so happy we finally harpooned the knot. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
9205 Fish: Disproportionate much. No wonder he stares. Look at the size of his head. He must be very stupid. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
9206 Thanks for pointing me to the fresh fish section, Mrs. Dick, but it's your #*?%@! husband, Moby, I'm really looking for. 1.1127 0.05134 71 66 2 3
9207 Have you tried these? They can reduce your overhead 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9208 Sorry about that harpoon I threw at you last week — I didn't realize the new Trader Joe's was opening so soon. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9209 the krill is in the seafood section 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9210 Are you sure this is what you want for your last meat? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
9211 Moby, this one says "cruelty free." It's hard for me to fathom. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
9212 To the last bag I grapple with thee; from Aisle Four I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9213 The Queequeg brand krill is non-GMO. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
9214 excuse me, can you tell me where the aluminum foil isle is? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9215 @newyorkermag Crill is in aisle 5. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9216 it says low-salt, so that should be good for both of us right? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9217 Looking for the microplastics section too? 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
9218 Okay, Mobe. Do you want the cheese-coated or the plain? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9219 You can reach me at Callme@Ishmail.com. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9220 I can think of the perfect hat for you 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
9221 whale, you pass that bag of chips. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
9222 'Look Moby, do you have to follow me even when I'm shopping?' 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
9223 No, I dont know which aisle has the fresh fish. Elizabeth Shaw San Francisco, CA. 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
9224 Look, your favorite Krill is on sale. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
9225 Stop complaining! I could have harpooned you." or "Stop complaining or I'll make you read the new book that guy named Ishmael has written. 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
9226 You were supposed to order the food through Peapod, not Pequod. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9227 Just harpoon me. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9228 Popcorn with or without sea salt? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9229 Oh, really? You're a whale. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
9230 Krill? Aisle 3, next to the canned tuna. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9231 Oh geeze, I forgot the shrimp! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9232 I don't think we'll be needing butter 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9233 My head is too large for a mask, what's your excuse? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
9234 Hast thou seen the white Mexican dip? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9235 That’s quite a lot of krill in your cart; you must be a reconstructionist 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9236 The one with sugar gives me fuzzy head 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9237 Are ye the white whale they call Moby Dick? 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
9238 You're not exactly inconspicuous; after all, not many whales frequent the pet shop. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
9239 What do you think, krill cakes tonight? 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
9240 I suppose you wanted the last copy of Stalkers Digest? 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
9241 Call me Keebler. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
9242 No, we’re not having krill again! 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
9243 Believe me, you will love the tartar sauce. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
9244 Don't suppose you know where they have the tiny jars of sliced pimentos? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9245 Really Ahab, fish sticks! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9246 The circular has a great deal on tuna, thought you might appreciate that information. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
9247 Small world! What d’ya say we bury the harpoon over a cuppa java at the Starbucks near aisle 9? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9248 The seafood area is at the end of this aisle. Wait a minute . . . might you still have my left leg? 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
9249 Huh, you're telling me all I had to do was buy quinoa? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9250 Please return the Beluga chips to the shelf 1.1111 0.04317 54 47 6 0
9251 Hey, I’m not the one who ate your leg. I only eat right-side meat. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9252 Have you tried the potato chips made with sea salt? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9253 You know I can think of the perfect hat for you 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9254 Funny meeting you at Whole Foods. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9255 Barbecue, ranch, or krill. Your call. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
9256 I think you'll like the frozen leg filets 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9257 You look familiar, have we met? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9258 How's that Botox working for you? 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
9259 Well, well, well! There's not an elephant in the room - there's a whale! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9260 Outside of work you can call me Ishmael. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
9261 Not that it's any of your business but yes, these krill chips are delicious. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
9262 You'll find Ishmael in Aisle 6. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9263 Ishmael likes chicken and chips. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9264 No worries mate, I'm an obsessive vegan now. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9265 Yes, krill in aisle 4. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
9266 Not here, tubby toys are on aisle 3. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9267 do you know where the plankton is? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9268 Argh, can you run back to isle one and grab the oat milk? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9269 You followin' me? Well, I'm the only one here. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9270 Look, here’s something we’re both obsessed about - shrimp flavored crackers! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9271 I know itG 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9272 Can you direct me to the Jonah aisle? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
9273 Starbuck’s next? 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
9274 'Death by hemp' ain't what it used to be... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9275 I'm paying for these bad boys in gold doubloons. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
9276 After the events of Moby Dick,the White Whale finds himself meeting Captain Ahab again. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
9277 Sea food is two isles over. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
9278 Eyes front, Moby... 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9279 Sea Salt" or "Non-GMO" 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
9280 Oh that’s right. I forgot you had seaweed last night. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9281 I always have trouble finding these. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9282 Can you advise me as to where the tuna fish is located? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9283 Hey...are these Plankton Poppers any good? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9284 Dick, you're dick. Nothing goes with my leg. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
9285 Original or sea-salt krill chips? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9286 Ishmael's in aisle 3. He's driving me crazy in lockdown - such a gossip, stirring up animosities. Why do you ask? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9287 I have trouble breathing with a mask, plus I know the Constitution. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9288 Stand back a bit and wear a mask! Quit being a dick! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9289 I know it's crazy, but I just can't stop eating these sea salt chips. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9290 You really should try some pork rinds. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9291 Here is your favorite, left leg flavored chips. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9292 Spare a Zantac? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9293 They're just Fritos. I promise they're not your missing horn. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
9294 It’s a whale of a sale. They advertised, must you be so literal? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9295 Excuse me, do you know where the Beluga is? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9296 I told my psych that I’m worried about something bigger than the supposed elephant in the room. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
9297 After this weL 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9298 Well, you did swell with the leg thing. But now you're not social distancing. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9299 Asking me about toothpicks, are ya? Aisle nine. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9300 Excuse me, is this product and you kosher? 1.1111 0.05064 72 67 2 3
9301 Are you sure it’s Kosher? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9302 It’s dolphin-safe 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
9303 "Sorry, they're all out of sea salt chips...how about mesquite or jalapeno?" 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9304 Keep shopping, this isn’t a whale watch. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9305 Ugh, I hope my theater tickets are better than this long line. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9306 Bit of Quaker for breakfast? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9307 Whale, what?? ...they don’t make masks in my size. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9308 Keep your blowhole distanced 6 feet please. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9309 I loathe grocery shopping , so trivial “. Where’s the candy aisle 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
9310 I do Beluga your looking for these 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
9311 Don’t worry. It’s whale grain. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9312 Do you like it’s plastic packaging? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9313 Whale foods market - whatever makes you whale 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
9314 Are you a one serving or eat the whole bag kind of whale? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9315 I, whale, carry you. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9316 .... okay okay, my turn — so, three tetrapods walk into a bar... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9317 Take pink, it’s better for whale’s stomaches 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
9318 plastic makes me sad 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9319 Right, ok, if you keep tailing me this closely with no social distancing, I might just have to hunt you down with my spear 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9320 Seems like you took a wrong turn down the whaleness aisle 1.1111 0.04311 90 82 4 3
9321 I see...now you're pursuing me (italics) from aisle to aisle. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9322 Can you point me to the kosher sea salt? 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
9323 This is the Moby Dick of snacks. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
9324 Yes, I miss the thrill of the hunt, and please knock it off with the, “Call me bored.” 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
9325 The Gortons Fish Sticks are in isle 3 I believe. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
9326 Do you mind holding my place? I forgot the mayonnaise. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
9327 For the last time ... there are no chips with smoky human flavor! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
9328 No, I don't know where the ink is kept. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
9329 Look what I found. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
9330 Do we have any water left? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9331 Call me Ishmael? Call me anything you like, just don’t call me late for dinner! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9332 It says that these chips are dusted with sea salt. Are you OK with that or is the memory too raw? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9333 These chips are addictive. That's the hook. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9334 Our favorite shrimp, Ahab! I’m so happy we found common ground. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9335 They have he best collection of krill in the city 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
9336 Thar ye be, Matey. I saw yer krill in the seafood case. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9337 I forgot but, do you care for this brand of dried-up seaweed? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9338 Call me Pissed Off. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9339 Mass extinction makes strange shopping fellows 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9340 Get in line. I'm shopping here. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9341 How about Captain Crunch" 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9342 ...then, while Hank is in the bathroom, he finds a copy of Walt Whitman's "Leaves In the Grass", and inside it says "To my other favorite W.W. It's an honour working with you. Fondly G.B.". 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
9343 How about some chips to go with the StarKist tuna, Moby? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9344 Whoa, deja vu. And Copley still doesn't quite have the shark down. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9345 Look, gluten, I know what to look for. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9346 I've been living on take-out from Russ and Daughters. You? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9347 For the party, how many bags of Spicy Hot Krill do you think we'll need? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9348 How about some krill crackers? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9349 So, we meet at Starbuck’s later? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9350 OK, see you Monday 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9351 You know, Mildred, maybe just one bag of your chips will do this week. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
9352 Is that Kale organic and eco - friendly? It's not 1776 you know ~ even though Britain is at it again. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9353 What??? you’re not wearing a mask or a hat !! What?? I like cheese curls ! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9354 Do we need dried shrimp? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9355 Could you not breathe so close to me? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
9356 I still think you could have found these same seafood flavors on Amazon. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9357 Whell,what’s cookin wit you? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9358 Salt or paprika? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9359 I know, salty chips in a bag! Right? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9360 What? I'm on the keto diet. It's water weight. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9361 Don’t mind me — languishing. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9362 Is this dolphin friendly? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9363 What do I need for a Whalington beef ? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9364 Let’s get some fishsticks for your diet” 1.1096 0.04166 73 65 6 1
9365 Whale... are you moving or not?" 😂✌ 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9366 What? It’s biodegradable. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9367 I found the gluten free crackers that we liked at Rachel’s the other day 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9368 You caught me at a bad time 1.1096 0.03681 73 64 8 0
9369 We may be in your territory, but I can still break your other leg if you don’t move. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9370 Hey, find another aisle to have a whale of a good time 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9371 Sorry, looks like they are all out of your favorite 'Krill Krinklies'. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9372 Any interest in my whale stew tonight? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9373 Wait, is she vaxxed too? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9374 If you keep putting on weight, I'll have an easier time catching you. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
9375 Do you know where the Mocha is? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9376 No, I don't know where the herring is. Sorry. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9377 It's Friday ... you are taking quite a chance. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9378 If you are looking for chips,this is a whale of a deal. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9379 I'm sure I saw a hat for you at half price ... 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9380 No, I’m not. In fact, it looks more like YOU’RE stalking ME. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9381 Do you happen to know if these are fat-free? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9382 I knew your father, he called me Ishmael. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
9383 You'll have to go to aisle 3 for sinus medication. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9384 Whale blubber is in aisle 3. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9385 Sustainably sourced is my new white whale. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9386 You miserable brute! How dare you sneak in line? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9387 Seaweed chips or kelp chips, what do you think? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9388 Do you know if this brand is ethically sustainable? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9389 Call it cornmeal 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9390 Oh man, wow, there’s a WHALE behind me. There’s a HUMONGOUS WHALE behind me on the line at the grocery story. By god. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9391 I sea you now 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9392 Elephant in the room? Whale, think again. 1.1094 0.05508 64 60 1 3
9393 I hope you know the price of toilet paper went up, too. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
9394 Okay so now we’re in the dang supermarket? Talk about a turn in the economy 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
9395 Do you know if these chips are vegan? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9396 Himalayan salt is excellent for you, you should try it 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9397 "Remember, you're with me if anyone asks. We can settle up on the BOGOs later". 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
9398 Should I get the low-fat? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
9399 Call me gluten-free Ishmael. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9400 Should I get more shrimp? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
9401 Baked or fried krill flavor? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
9402 You know you look just like this guy I used to know, it's haunting really. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
9403 I'm not following you, you're following me 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
9404 Have you tried the sushi here? It's fantastic. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
9405 Yes, they’re low fat ,no sodium. 1.1084 0.04539 83 77 3 3
9406 Do you think these are too salty? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
9407 A little squirt! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
9408 Have you been fully vaccinated, and where's your mask? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
9409 I also heard this place has whales of bargains. 1.1084 0.03838 83 74 7 1
9410 Nori chips, are they good? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
9411 We’ll need these crackers for that voyage we were planning ages ago. 1.1084 0.04539 83 77 3 3
9412 Nah, it makes me parched 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
9413 Whaling when it's hailing cases 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
9414 Did you bring a large water tank to bring your dinner home? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9415 Didn't I just see you at the aquarium 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9416 Please keep a six foot distance! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9417 In a parallel universe, Ahab and Moby Dick are in a relationship! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9418 Food prices just keep going up. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
9419 It's imported Krill. You'll like it. It tastes like imitation leg. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
9420 I know you don't like it, but all the have is Wasabi krill, so enough with the glum face, OK? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
9421 No, I don't know where the sardines are. Quit following me! 1.1081 0.04540 74 67 4 2
9422 Ishmael? Try aisle 5... near the harpoons. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
9423 Did you wave to me? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
9424 What more is awaiting? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
9425 I'd look for the diet krill, if I were you. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
9426 Moby, you need to practice social distancing! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9427 A Spanish ounce of gold if ye raises me a white-headed whale. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
9428 A hunting role reversal 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9429 Stop muttering! Harpoons are 3 ailes away. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
9430 This is awkward, but all the social media doctors are saying these new Keto Whale Blubber Chips burn more body fat. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
9431 Look, fictional characters are inherently immune, but if you really want to show your solidarity, there's a bedsheet in the car. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
9432 Remember, we resume our watery pursuits in exactly 72 hours. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9433 And now they pay for dried algae... 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9434 Finn, you still doing the wave with the Dolphins? Yes, Are you still kicking it with the Buccaneers? 1.1081 0.03634 74 65 8 0
9435 Plankton . Aisle seven . 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9436 Anchovies are on aisle 4”-ma 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9437 Ahab, it's been years, do you still have to take ALL of the kelp chips just to spite me? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
9438 Personally? I’d recommend the sturgeon. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9439 Damn, now I’ve gotta tell Bob’s parents he may have ended up in the canned section. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
9440 Ok ok now I'm slowly putting this dry shrimp back where I got it from 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
9441 What? Told you to stop using fossil fuels... 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
9442 The artificial krill flavoring tastes better anyway. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
9443 Don’t worry I am just here to kill my appetite. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9444 Goldfish crackers? Really??? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9445 Attention shoppers,sale on scrimshaw in aisle seven. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9446 Man,I can never find what I’m looking for in this store! How about you? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9447 At the cost of me other leg, matey, I assure ye; ‘Pirate Booty’ be a tasty corn n’ cheese concoction, and not the dried carcasses o’ deceased sea bandits. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9448 Alas, 'Towards thee I roll' seems like only yesterday. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9449 Where's the Dr. Scholl's? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9450 Wouldn't a CRC on the door be enough 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9451 Turns out I was hungry for revenge *and* Bugles... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9452 Classic" seasoning, right 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9453 I'm sorry but current white whale is a decent gluten-free chip. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9454 Doesn’t a sponge live next door to you? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
9455 Sorry, it's the last bag of sea salt chips." 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9456 I'll catch you and make you pay for all the havoc your caused, Moby Dick! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9457 I think the frozen krill is in Aisle 7. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9458 Dang, you must be shopping with the largest brain, let me see what you have in your cart? SARDINES??? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9459 Imitation is the highest form of flattery, but you've taken your 'sociability' a bit too far! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
9460 I know you prefer Cap'n Crunch, but you're gonna hafta do with Cap'n Ahab. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9461 How do you tell if this crill is organic? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9462 A cousin? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9463 Tally-ho! This is a whale of a deal! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9464 NeuralLink is coming along nicely, then 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9465 It doesn't seem to be available in a low fat version. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
9466 The krill is on aisle six. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9467 What?.. you said we needed to get out, And start seeing others'.. Yet,..here you are...? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9468 Sea salt or cool ranch? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9469 I'm going to pay by check. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9470 Ah didn't say "Thar she blows," ah said "Whar's the roast?" 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
9471 You look like you might know where I can find tuna fish. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9472 It's been 50 years since the accident and I still can't get a leg up on this seafood helper stuff. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9473 Don’t worry, they have Plenty of Fish here. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
9474 These options are over-whale-ming. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9475 Allergies ? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9476 If you’re looking for the Lucky Charms, I took the last one. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9477 Jeeze, everywhere I go I see this guy. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9478 Whale-come to my store. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9479 We used to be friends in the ocean. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9480 I wondered what I'd find in the 'Dill and Krill' aisle. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
9481 Don’t worry, this market tells me farmed whale is more ecologically sustainable. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
9482 Do you think this dried algae will help me swim like you? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9483 Yes , I buy Ahab's of New Bedford frozen shrimp. But you will need 1000 bags if you want a ton of them! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9484 I have seen a snack with whales but never a whale with snacks. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
9485 Have you tried these nori chips? 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
9486 Being out of water doesn't make you safe 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9487 It might be sea food, but not as we know it. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9488 'Excuse me, sir......?', 'Please, call me Ishmael.' 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9489 The Last Bag of Crispy Squid Chips 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9490 Don't try to make me feel guilty for buying bagged fish now. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9491 No, no, tuna fish is in aisle 6. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9492 Krill! Krill! COSTCO always seems to be out of Krill these days! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9493 Don't you hate it when they fill the aisles with these extra products? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9494 Low-cal, or gluten free? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9495 I told you, 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
9496 Herman Melville, I presume. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9497 This place really does have everything 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9498 Don't worry. Moby Dick is my only obsession. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9499 Are you Passing? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9500 These are nacho cheese. I don't like the shark-flavored ones you buy. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9501 Let's keep looking. They don't have organic kelp here either. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9502 These are really hard to find. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
9503 No way, I thought they discontinued this brand! Man, I’d go anywhere to get these. They’re like my...like my...like a unicorn. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
9504 No I have t read it. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9505 SHEESH! Not THAT GUY again. Am I the only white whale in the village? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9506 What the Fish! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9507 The coupon says I need to buy 2. Will you eat some if I get two? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9508 Okay, I promise I'll watch Seaspiracy tonight. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9509 Seaweed chips are so much better than kale, but you would know that 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9510 Whale of a tail 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
9511 Tis different now that my harpoon made you a spermless whale. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9512 Pardon me, do you think Grey Poupon will work? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9513 How would you like to be your own boss? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9514 I read that if you feed your biggest fears junk food, they will disappear. Don't know if it works, but thanks for coming along on this experiment. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9515 Do you know of a better deal than this? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9516 This man takes this Whole Foods for a vast practical joke. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9517 Don’t take it personally, but I prefer shrimp 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9518 See here, this is the deal that got away. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9519 This map told me that I would find you in aisle 4! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9520 Heroes are hard to find. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
9521 Don't worry, I don't have any of your relatives in my cart. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9522 I believe you qualify for the Friday discount. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9523 This is awkward! Still holding a grudge? I said I was sorry! Besides, you killed my entire crew! How bout that? Huh? Huh? For the last time! I eat meat! Not fish! I said I found Jesus! Oh wait... Jesus ate fish! Your not a fish? This is awkward! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9524 I'm pretty sure the organic bulk krill is on aisle seven 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9525 Moby? Is that you? It's Captain Ahab! That vegan lifestyle is really paying off for you! You look so trim. As you can see by my choices today I just can't give up on the junk food thang. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9526 If you liked my leg, you’ll love these kale chips. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9527 All truth with malice in it. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9528 It could have been a win-win if you'd chosen this low calorie snack. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9529 Excuse me,would you know where to find the strawberries? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9530 Am I in your way? or No, I don't use it as a harpoon. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9531 Have you seen the whole wheat whale? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9532 How would you like a N.Y. Strip Steak for a change. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9533 Bartleby opted out of doing the grocery shopping, AGAIN 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
9534 So you thought only you can come into our territory? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9535 Hey, could you grab that on the top shelf for me? Oh, uh, right... 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9536 Sorry. Last bag of kale chips. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9537 Pick up Certs. You've baited breath. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
9538 Have you seen the white kale? 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
9539 Listen,one bag's enough,the krill goes straight to your head. 1.1059 0.04436 85 79 3 3
9540 Can you recommend a krill? 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
9541 Whale, ahoy: Hast seen the white bread? 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
9542 If you need any dental hygiene products let me know. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9543 They have a variety of goldfish in the next aisle.” 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9544 I know perfectly well you haven't gotten you second shot yet. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9545 The leg of lamb would be in the meat section. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9546 Is three for $1.00 a good deal? 1.1053 0.04424 76 69 4 2
9547 I know thee doesn’t like Harpoon. But it’s Dunkin Jelly Donut IPA. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9548 Potato Chips are your obsession to, no way 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9549 I see you're shopping for a family. You wouldn't know a Moby Dick, by chance? 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
9550 Potato Chips are the reason dieting is my white...well, you know. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9551 Some years ago-never mind how long precisely-having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest on me shore, I thought I would buy some chips before I sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9552 Wonky wheel? Ye be talkin’ about the cart or me? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9553 Chill. They're still drumsticks, but they're made from tofu. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9554 They really have to make that O look less like an A! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9555 No I'm not a sperm whale, but I am looking for the eggs. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9556 That's not six fins. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 5 1
9557 You looking for Moby Dick pretzels? I have a bag right here. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9558 You’re still hungry? Wasn’t one leg enough for you? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9559 Will the crew mind it's not Starbucks? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9560 I'll ask if the plankton comes in 1,000 gallon sizes. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9561 If ye will strike, strike through a mask! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9562 - Excuse me... Are you vegan ? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9563 How am I supposed to find you when you keep sidling up behind me? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9564 Do you think Queequeg will eat these taro chips? 1.1053 0.04008 76 68 6 1
9565 You are late by a million years or so. You'll have a tough time fitting in. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
9566 I'm the wrong guy. I'm a Chasid. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9567 I believe you'll find Starbuck's on aisle 5. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9568 Dick, stop following me around. First you took my leg and now you're taking all my groceries. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
9569 I'll get the chips. You're on the hook for the fish. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9570 One, it's snack food - and two, I didn't name them "Harpoons!" 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
9571 No sea salt;; they only have jalapeno & sour cream 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9572 That sure got out of proportion 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9573 A thought that follows 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9574 You... like kettle chips too? 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
9575 Always plastic free! It's an attempt on aquatic life to shop otherwise.. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9576 Call me...ON SALE! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9577 I can't remember, is Ishmael gluten free now? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9578 I don’t care if you like Wavy lays, it’s my turn and we’re getting original 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9579 Can't you just wait a whale? I mean while? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9580 And it was only then, as he took the box of Capt’n Crunch from the isle shelf, that he knew their meaningless fates were inextricably bound. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9581 I just watched a documentary which said that these sustainable fishing labels are bogus 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
9582 Are you here for the corn or frozen fish sale? 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
9583 What aisle for harpoons? 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
9584 You are a sight for sore eyes. Can I have my leg back? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9585 I'm really sad that I left my hat at home 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9586 This for when we get our vaccine ,sometimes you feel headaches 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9587 We should DEFINITELY catch up with coffee sometime. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
9588 The dick called Moby 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
9589 You needn't follow...I told you we wouldn't go on a fish only diet! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9590 Hey man, I'm just Ishmael. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9591 You look familiar. Have we bumped into each other before? 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
9592 Have you tried the drum sticks with sea salt? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9593 Go get your own groceries! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9594 I'm your wurst nightmare. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
9595 I’m into the vegan kelp chips after the debacle with the keto foot snack! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9596 So you and your kin are all organic quinoa fed? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
9597 Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese krill? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9598 Pardon Me 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9599 Oh, Hello! Have you tried these Brill puffs? They look divine! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9600 OK, now we can go look for "Whale's Booty" 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
9601 Aye, the kettle chips? They are not down any aisle. True snacks never are. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9602 This ones low sodium. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
9603 Man: Yes, yes, you told me I’d see you guys again. Just didn’t think Netflix would release so soon. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
9604 How did they pack you in a tin I just bought? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9605 Don't you ever have me again chasing you down the aisle! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
9606 Cappuccino-flavored potato chips? Call me yuck. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
9607 It's around 0.000987 of a nautical mile, alright? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
9608 Funny running in to you here. Then again, these are unprecedented times. So...have you tried these? 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
9609 Hey human ,where can i get the mask of my size ? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9610 Ishmael, call me. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9611 Don't worry sweetheart, these are very much Vegan 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9612 Can you point me to the gefilta fish? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
9613 Well if it isn’t Moby Dick buying chips! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
9614 I’ve never thought I’d catch those, but then... 1.1039 0.03500 77 68 8 0
9615 The whale oil is in aisle two 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
9616 (speaks softly) White-whale...black bumper. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
9617 I don't think they sell krill. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
9618 Stop following me!! I'm not Jonah 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
9619 wait, sea rise got that high, oy vey 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
9620 I’s the b’y that gets the groceries now that Liza has gone vegan. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
9621 These chips float my boat 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
9622 You forgot the herring in wine sauce. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
9623 What aisle are the goldfish in? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
9624 Oh hi there, Smith, I didn’t know you shop here too. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
9625 Whale, it’s a pleasure to meet you. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
9626 Can't do the online shoppin Ma'am cos you see ah, I move around a lot. Frozen shrimps tonight :) 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
9627 Will these help me to bloat? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
9628 He tasks me, he heaps me--" Do you get it, now that we're both working for Instacart 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9629 Yes, I checked. Not fried in sperm whale oil. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9630 They're out of sour cream and onion. Do you want the barbecue-flavored krill? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9631 Sorry, old buddy. That coupon for Captain's Legs expired yesterday. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9632 Recall what I said in our anger management class. I meant not to incense thee. Let it go. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
9633 It's just frozen haddock! 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
9634 Hey Moby. Quit following me around." 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9635 No, wiseguy. Leg of lamb is not on my list. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9636 It says here you’re off the endangered species list. 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
9637 Have we gotten everything on the list, Giant Question Mark? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9638 If we hurry, we can get home in time for your Amazon delivery of krill. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
9639 They are out of whale safe tuna. 1.1034 0.04016 87 79 5 2
9640 Alright, I think we have everything. See you back at sea! 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
9641 No more social distancing in the supermarket?" "Oh whale 🤷🏻‍♀ 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
9642 Sir, where are the whales cheese crackers? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9643 Oh whale then 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
9644 Who ain't a slave? Tell me that. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
9645 Ya the movie blackfish really changed my whole outlook, have you seen it? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9646 Check your privilege. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9647 How do you like me Now Capt. ? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9648 I happen to really like Goldfish crackers...it is not a passive aggressive choice based on our history... 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
9649 Buy one, get one free. Go on, grab one... for old times sake. No hard feelings. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9650 Like I said last time, this is the Vegan aisle. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9651 Only these, we have a brand agreement. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9652 You stalked me -- now it's my turn to stalk you. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9653 Clam or cod? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
9654 Do you know where the krill are? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9655 Emancipating you from the ocean was probably not one of my best initiatives. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9656 That’s enough goldfish! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9657 I don't care if you're a Beluga Whale who swam up the East River by mistake. Just stop tailing me. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9658 I think krill is in aisle 6, actually. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
9659 Have you tried these? Call me addicted. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
9660 Spicy ranch or krill flavored? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
9661 Call me an ol' Ishmael, but I prefer me crisps with only the briny salt of the high seas! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
9662 What do you Jonah would like for dinner? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9663 The floor walkers here are rediculous! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9664 Sorry, these whale chips are totally addictive! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9665 I don't care if there's a krill shortage. You're off script. I'm the one who is following you! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
9666 Ahab you been, man? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9667 Where’d you get your hat? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9668 I’m from Garden City. You? Melville? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9669 Do you know if these goldfish are dolphin safe? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
9670 The special-price gefilte fish attracted some new customers 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9671 You're in the wrong aisle if you be looking for sympathy mate. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9672 On some level I always knew I was vegan, it just took a nibble from you for me to know for sure. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
9673 Do you know where I can find aisle sea? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
9674 And all this time I thought I was in the chip section 1.1028 0.03235 107 97 9 1
9675 I found it! It's gluten-free and non-GMO and sourced within 20 miles from here and compostable! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9676 Check your iPod to see if the price on this dried krill is good 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
9677 Tinned tuna? Sorry mate, I'm stranger here myself. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
9678 The Father's Day cakes are in the frozen section. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
9679 So, Moby, you're stalking ME now?? 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
9680 A change in diet. perhaps? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
9681 I can understand your rage since I learned you're not actually a fish. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
9682 Well call me Ishmael, these Krill are fake, they’re made from Krab! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
9683 Come on, you know we have to social distance here. 1.1026 0.03909 78 70 6 1
9684 It’s okay Ahab I’ve got your back. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9685 Inflation 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
9686 You’re a dick. Stop following me! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9687 They’re still out of bucatini. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9688 All I'm saying Chuck Mangione is my songs are better 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
9689 Just turned vegan 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9690 Aaah,they are out of Ahab burgers again. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
9691 I've finally found Mrs. Paul's Fish Sticks. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
9692 For hate’ sake I take these last shrimp chips from thee. Ye damned whale. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
9693 Excuse me, is this the Cetartiodactyla aisle? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
9694 Talk not to me of Cheeto Puffs, man; I’ll eat whatever the hell I want. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9695 You know, talking to you like this, I see that you really are a dick! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
9696 I am OBSESSED with these chips! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
9697 Actually, crackers are better with my caviar! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9698 That's questionable. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9699 Give a little equality and they buy up all the groceries. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
9700 The sandbags are in aisle five. But, don’t do it! 1.1017 0.02643 59 54 5 0
9701 Love and peace... 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9702 Don’t be a litter bag. 🌎 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9703 Not my fault you pushed me out of the water. I had to adapt and I’m not liking it so far. I hope my comment doesn’t get you heated. Whoops! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
9704 I'm just whaling in line ma'am" 1.1017 0.03969 59 52 6 0
9705 Cap'n Ahab fancy meeting you in here! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
9706 With or without sea salt? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9707 Excuse me, where do they keep the beluga caviar? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9708 Copy cat. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
9709 Arab continues his vengeance against the white whale by buying him potato chips 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9710 Sorry, they only have dolphin-shaped marshmallows. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9711 I've never heard this version of the joke before... 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9712 I'm stocking up for a long voyage, and... Say you look familiar! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9713 Stop stalking me! I'm not Ahab. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9714 Do you know where the Elephant in the Room is? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9715 You might want to try the leg of lamb for a change of pace. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9716 What do you think? Need this in the ark?? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9717 Attention shoppers: immanent clean-up on aisle five 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9718 I've got the Shrimp...you get the Leg of Man on Aisle 5! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9719 I know! I know! pork ribs ,leg of lamb, ham hocks ,etc. etc. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
9720 Follow me through the aisles but I am not buying you plankton. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9721 Thought May's issue of Whaleboy might calm you down. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9722 Remember the many chapters I wrote about blubber. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
9723 We had pizza with anchovies last week. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9724 These are also bite-sized. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9725 After this, you wanna go to Starbuck's? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9726 Moby,is it really you?? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9727 Fish and Chips for tonight? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9728 The seafood aisle is two rows down. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9729 Harpoons? No, that says macaroons, silly. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9730 Moby, where is your mask, you Dick! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9731 The seafood section is next to the wines. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
9732 First he spits me out and now he’s following me! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9733 My migraine is killing me. Is that GMO free? 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
9734 It’s dolphin friendly tuna, I swear 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9735 Listen Moby, move back, keep that social distance from me. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9736 This store ain’t big enough for the both of us. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9737 Oh your pandemic just started? Ours has been going on for a while now! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9738 You know, I'm still not convinced about going vegan.... 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9739 Don't know about you, but I've been going overboard on the salty snacks lately. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9740 Guess I shouldn’t have said I would die to go to the market without a mask on 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9741 Want some fish with those chips? Just kidding, I'm a mammal... 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9742 Are these on Whale too? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9743 Stick to the seafood aisle. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
9744 You heap me. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
9745 Stay back! If you ram my cart, we have no idea where this may end. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
9746 Is it the carbs or the trans-fats that are supposed to kill you? 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
9747 I am sorry that I got the last package of sautéed krill! 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
9748 I'll cook for thee? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
9749 I believe the express lane is 20 fathoms or less 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
9750 The sardines are on sale. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
9751 Your mother mother loved using coupons before the whaling accident.” 1.1013 0.04261 79 72 4 2
9752 You have to love these White Whale sales days they have at the market! 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
9753 Don't forget the Alka- Seltzer! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
9754 Quit following me! I am going to tell your father, Toby! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9755 The cheese puffs seek thee not. It is thou, thou, that madly seekest them! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9756 Listen, Moby, this is my "whale of a Sale" , not yours. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
9757 I buy all things, I eat what I can.” 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9758 Do I know You? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9759 I'm sorry... I didn't know it was your brother... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
9760 Can you go in front of me? I can’t relax. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
9761 Melville's writing a prequel 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
9762 Do you happen to know a Captain Ahab? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
9763 Do you know which aisle tatrar sauce is on? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9764 Vegan and gluten free is definitely a healthier lifestyle. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
9765 Keep your nose out of my affairs. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
9766 I'd think by now you'd prefer Chicken of the Sea, aisle 5. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9767 He's (Jonah) got one more chance to pick the wrong chips. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
9768 They’re but one get one free, Willy. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
9769 I think krill is on aisle 6. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
9770 This is the new bait I was talking about. Want to try it? 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
9771 This is one high fiber, but I think you might need something more serious for that blocked spout. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
9772 I call it delish-meal. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9773 Captain your crew is a la carte. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9774 I know we have a complicated relationship, Moby, but don't you think this is taking it a bit far? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
9775 Veggie pasta for dinner? Or, should we call Ishmael? 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
9776 You have to save some tuna for the rest of us... 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
9777 Hey Captain, where's the human bait section? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9778 No we have not passed the krill yet! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9779 I'm vegan now. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9780 Excuse me, do you happen to have an extra coupon for tuna? 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
9781 This is from Starbucks. You OK with that? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9782 Before Fukushima, all the skeptics called it a whale of a tale. In 2021, the science is miraculous & the skeptics pretend they don't see you. 1.1000 0.05153 60 55 2 2
9783 Pardon me, Jonah, I'm looking for something for something to eat... 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
9784 The frozen squid is the next aisle over. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
9785 I agree, the Flaming Hot Doritos are definitely worth the trip. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9786 Damn bae you for sale? This snack aisle got a better selection than I thought 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9787 Tuna? That’s in aisle five. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9788 Baleen cuisine's on sale... I'll get 5,000. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
9789 If you don't start smiling, I'm going to change your name to 'Mopey! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
9790 ``Look, we've had our differences. But you have to trust me. This plant-based food is better than any leg you've ever had.'' 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
9791 No, we cannot buy you water right now. When you go to the sea, you drink. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9792 fffffff moby it is heavy but it ain.t your brother. it says no whale oil used in production of these whales. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9793 Jonah, get in my belly! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9794 Wait until we get to the vitamin aisle. They'll have krill there. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
9795 Hey, do you know where I can find the Puffins with the — oh, sorry. I'm so sorry, I thought you worked here. Not because you're a whale, OK? Please don't film me, oh, god, please don't film me, please I'm begging you. I'm begging you. I have a family 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
9796 Did I you see this? Krill, half price! 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
9797 I think Cape Cod would suit your taste. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9798 I can't eat anymore of that - it gives me a big head. 1.1000 0.04618 70 64 3 2
9799 Excuse me Rabbi, is this kosher? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9800 I've literally been searching for these for my entire life. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9801 If your tired of krill, here's a package of instant squid 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9802 I never would have guessed we would both like tortilla chips with a little lime flavor. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9803 We need to increase your salt intake. I need you to float 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
9804 Would you like some perfume? 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
9805 Baby beluga in the deep blue sea, swims so wild, and buys some tea... 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9806 how bout those sea salt and vinegar ones? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9807 Taking where? Bulkington's party? I forgot all about him, honest! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
9808 just when things were getting back to normal... 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
9809 Jeff. This is aisle four. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
9810 When you realise, humans have destroyed sea more than land. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
9811 It’s called evolution, Dave. Look it up. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9812 I have spent my whole life searching for vegan alternative to blubber 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
9813 Whale you please move your cart? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9814 Excuse me, but if you're going to 'whale' on about the prices, can you please keep your distance! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
9815 Don't worry. Mesquite flavor is my "white whale" today. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
9816 You’re lucky the harpoons are back ordered 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9817 Here's your Quaker oats. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9818 Oh I’m sorry, did you want the last bag of kelp chips? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9819 don’t worry, the seafood aisle is just a myth 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
9820 Foot powder? Next aisle. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
9821 Is gluten-free okay? 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
9822 These whale treats aren't for you. 1.0988 0.03336 81 72 8 0
9823 Sorry I bumped your cart. No hard feelings I hope. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
9824 If I were you, I’d stay away from the sushi bar. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
9825 I don’t think that’s kosher, Ishmael. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
9826 Is the tuna any good here? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
9827 Do you have room in your cart? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
9828 I hear the leg of lamb here is fantastic! 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
9829 What did the Tri-Works guys say they wanted again? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
9830 Well thar she blows, gluten-free barnacles just like you said. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
9831 When they advertised a whale of a sale, you took it literally! 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
9832 Ahab? No. I’m Noah! “You know, the boat builder! 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
9833 Perhaps its time to hang the sweatpants 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
9834 Hi.. haven’t seen you in a whale, but don’t panic I’m doubly vaccinated! 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
9835 These are biodegradable, I swear. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
9836 Arrrgggg they said you didn't exist they said you'd be the death of me...they would never believe me. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
9837 Where is your mask? CDC guidelines state it must be pulled over your nose and blow hole sir " 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
9838 Plankton and chill? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
9839 I've been looking for these all over. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9840 They called me obsessive? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9841 Sorry, I'm a foodie now. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9842 Can you tell me in what isle I can find legs? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
9843 Don't worry, at this time I'm staying at least 6 feet away. If you come any closer, I'll inoculate you with a harpoon. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9844 Oh sorry I'm just really obsessed with this everything bagel seasoning and they have a new product. You can go ahead. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9845 Squid? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9846 SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHICH AISLE FOR FISH FOOD ? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9847 You better hope they carry Whale Oil! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9848 Organic dehydrated krill? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9849 Ocean covers 70 percent of the earth surface. I always wondered what folks living on remaining 30 percent area eat everyday. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
9850 Just managed to grab the last bag of shrimp chips 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
9851 Aye matey. I am stocking up on chips. Why do you ask? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9852 YOU MISSED ME WITH THE HARPOON BUT I GOT YOUR LEG AS PUNISHMENT 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9853 It's OK. These chips don't go with fish. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9854 Republic of Dahomey bruh 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9855 This braggart Cap'n Crunch would have been awful soggy after you had smashed his boat. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9856 Whale! Fancy seeing you here! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9857 Once you try kale you'll want to go back to krill 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9858 The blubber is in the meat market fish cooler, on aisle 3.The butcher says they just ran out. You look Familiar . 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9859 No, no. The Goldfish crackers are for Jezebel. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9860 Don't panic, I'm organic 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9861 The bummer is you have to use a can opener 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9862 Yes Mr.J, I know this DIY haircut's making ma head look a bit blubbery. Darn lockdown! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9863 They’ve really cleaned up the Hudson River 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9864 Don’t worry I let the whole leg thing go after watching Seaspiracy 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9865 Cannibals? Who is not a cannibal? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9866 When I think about how much you make me spend every time on pet food, I swear I’d kill you! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
9867 I recommend Starbucks dark roast myself! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9868 Can you tell me where the Goldfish crackers are? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
9869 Looks like you want to place the shoe on the other foot. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9870 Mask required! Pet food on sale today. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
9871 You must be Toby. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9872 [holding a packet of whale meat] oh boy, this is awkward isn't it? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
9873 Read the label. It says imitation Ahab flavoring. You just can't get the real thing anymore. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9874 How 'bout this Nineveh flu 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
9875 Don’t mind me, I’m working undercover for Greenpeace and came straight from the office... 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9876 I’m so glad you finally came up for air long enough for us to do some shopping. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
9877 Pardon me, but have you tried any of these pizza flavored Goldfish? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9878 Captain Ahab! Fancy meeting you here. I just bumped into Charlie the Tuna! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9879 Zooplankton? Aisle Six. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
9880 Have you seen another whale? There's a 2 limit capacity 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
9881 Do you think these have gluten? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
9882 Yeah yeah, I know you got it cheaper last week, is everything a competition with you? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
9883 How are we on krill? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
9884 Oh look, they have your favorite chips--Sea Salt! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
9885 Do you suggest I buy Beluga caviar instead of usual Quaker? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
9886 If only Seaspiracy came out a few years earlier 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
9887 Hi, Ahab! All you had to do was look in the pet food aisle. Sorry you went to all that trouble. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
9888 You say tomato, I say tomaahto 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
9889 Is this the aisle with Pirate’s Booty? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
9890 Ishmael- where did you go? 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
9891 Excuse me, but I don't believe that the National Enquirer is kosher. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
9892 No hardtack for me anymore. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
9893 Fish food? Really? 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
9894 If that’s the last bag, we’re gonna have a whale of a problem 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
9895 It's low on sodium. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
9896 You really should try Costco or Wallmart. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
9897 Are you still allergic to krill? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
9898 Here’s the caviar. I really have to do everything don’t I 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
9899 Got sardines? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
9900 chips ahoy, organic and blubber free 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
9901 Oh, hey Mobes. I’m doing really well! It was big for me to realize I’m more of a humpback guy. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
9902 Do you happen to know the aisle for sperm oil? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
9903 Well, now this is my white whale. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
9904 Though you profess to be a Quaker, they took my perspective- Captain Crunch 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
9905 Five years of anger management therapy and I'm fine! By the way, they're out of krill. Try the beef jerky? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
9906 Have you seen the seafood section? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
9907 Organic, you asked? This must be one of those queer times when this whole universe seems a vast practical joke. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
9908 Can you tell me which aisle harpoons are found? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
9909 Eating for two 😳? 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
9910 ‘El changuito va-lleno? No, ba-llena.’ #Arhe 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
9911 Moby now you're just being a Dick! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
9912 Everyone keeps looking at me like I could disappear at any second. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
9913 Et tu, Ahab? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
9914 Would you know if this tuna mix is any good? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
9915 If I can control myself, so can you!!! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9916 Call me crazy, but the soy protein frogs legs are just as good, they're Peta approved, and we wouldn't have to worry about the mercury. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9917 If I call this a whale of a sale will you disown me? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
9918 Arrr! You are stocking up on storm chips too? See you out there mate! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
9919 How does it feel having to pay for your food? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9920 You'll have to try the Giant Squid aisle. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9921 Chip Ahoy! Old Boy! We’ve pretty well eat them too, and we’ll drown the crew, and will eat them too! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
9922 Have you tried these shrimp chips? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
9923 It is not as good for you as krill but it tastes better." Grant Mallett Kansas City, M 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
9924 Stop running up my peg leg with your shopping cart. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9925 Your idea of snacks are different than my idea of snacks. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
9926 This one has less microplastics" 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
9927 I heard you could get discount seafood here 1.0968 0.04429 62 56 4 1
9928 Will eating this krill make me fat? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
9929 You’re gonna have to starting pulling your own weight around here or it’s back to the ocean for you. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
9930 Did we always used to get EVERYTHING at the grocery store? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
9931 This claims it's harpoon free. 1.0964 0.03682 83 75 6 1
9932 I'll swallow you ala cart 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
9933 So will this be good for the dolphins? 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
9934 Oh hi, Moby. I didn't recognize you without your mask. 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
9935 You know, seeing you after so long reminds me that after shopping, I I have an appointment to get my leg waxed. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
9936 HEY! . . . . I DON'T HAVE TO WORK AS HARD FOR ME FISH & CHIPS ANYMORE . . . . THIS GROCERY STORE HAS A GREAT SEAFOOD SECTION! . . . . CAN WE PUT THE PAST BEHIND US? . . . . 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
9937 Seafood is two aisles over, to your left. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
9938 To each his own ! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
9939 Can't I have at least one 'cheat day' 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
9940 Sorry Moby, I’ve taken the last roll. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
9941 I've been eating a lot more frozen vegetables in retirement. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
9942 Starbuck is in Aisle 5! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
9943 Whale, hello! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
9944 It’s Ahab not Habib and I told you before, okra is in aisle Six!! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
9945 That's a whale of a good buy! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
9946 I don't think this supermarket has a Starbucks. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
9947 Would you knw which aisle has the sardines? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
9948 A quest for chips and dish soap, I have come to understand, can be almost as thrilling as that other thingamajig. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
9949 Have you tried the Snack Gibblets? They’re delish!” or “Are you STILL following me?” or “Want to have a whale of a good time?” Or “Sorry, am I in your way?” or “You’re not wearing a mask either? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
9950 since they monetized plankton its easier this way.. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
9951 looking for canned tuna, there's only plastic in the ocean 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
9952 Nice to meet you Mr Question Mark Whale. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
9953 Could I trouble you to reach that bag of chips for me? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
9954 I know how this story ends. When it's time to pay. suddenly, you'll disappear. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
9955 Right. We need chips. Made with sea salt. I know. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9956 If you’re looking for something crunchy I recommend the seaweed chips. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9957 The seafood is over thar 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9958 Chips? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9959 This sounds crazy but my first mate loves chips with a hint of lime. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9960 Due to that stoving in, sinking and finale of generalized drowning, neither Ish, nor Qui, nor even Star knew: jt wasnt about the leg. That came later. "YES, same word,but a fish, ok? To eat your beastly bloated cuz? Yuck. Beastly, I said,not fat!" 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
9961 Wish I’d known you shop here. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
9962 There you is, bitch! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9963 I've been hunting this brand for ages, we should catch up sometime soon so you can try it. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9964 You just wait until we reach the harpoon aisle 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9965 I tasted these on a cruise last year and have been trying to hunt them down ever since. I was so excited to find them that I bought the whole shelf! That may seem like a lot, but I have a kind of obsessive personality. 1.0952 0.04357 84 79 2 3
9966 Do whales like this brand? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
9967 Please let me take you to the meat section! 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
9968 Thanks for bring me here, but the packages are all so BIG! 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
9969 I like the low sodium. . .you? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9970 Oh, I didn't recognize you outside of work. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9971 That's a whale of a question! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9972 I'm going to try the "Crispy Tofu Chips" they're oil-free...no offense. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9973 Krill? Pretty sure it's on aisle 7. 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
9974 You’ve confused me with my twin brother, Ishmael. We were joined at the hip, but the surgery fixed that, sort of. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
9975 The warmly cool, clear, ringing, perfumed, overflowing, redundant days, were as crystal goblets of Persian sherbet, heaped up—flaked up, with rose-water snow in aisle 5. 1.0952 0.04361 63 57 4 1
9976 I thought your type would disappear after Seaspiracy. I guess not. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9977 I have spent my whole life looking for this cereal. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
9978 I’m sorry if this Pirate’s Booty is triggering. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
9979 Grocery shopping can be so over-whale-ming 😑 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
9980 Whale. Oil. Beef. Hooked. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
9981 Do you think there’s too much salt in freeze-dried krill? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9982 Mac and cheese, okay? And you make that great seaweed souffle'. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9983 You don't learn. My isles, my aisles. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
9984 You're in the wrong isle. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9985 Unlike the dog's tail, my fins are my legs. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
9986 Keep me happy or you're going to lose your other leg. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
9987 The freeze dried Krill is on Isle 4...... 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
9988 There is nothing wrong with packaged stuffing! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9989 Watch your sodium; I'm coming for you. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9990 Hey, feller, I don’t know what your scam is, but I got laid off from the CoVid. Selling caviar in the parking lot. Leave the cart. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9991 The Hair Ring is in the barber section. You had me stumped for a moment there. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
9992 Ishmael snacks on these when he writes. 1.0946 0.03143 74 69 4 1
9993 Pequod Market “Whale of a Sale” Featuring fresh Ahab calves Hurry in, only 1 left 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
9994 Why didn't I write a sequel? ... THIS 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9995 This one's supposed to taste like real meat. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
9996 Moby, your list has me stumped! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
9997 Ahab had a unique way of shopping for BOGOs 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9998 Have you found the Homo Sapien stew yet? I'd check aisle 6. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
9999 Hast seen the salsa? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
10000 That's so 19th Century, Cap'n--we're an endangered species, you know. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
10001 It’s plant based, but my kids can’t even tell it’s not real plankton. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
10002 Have you tried the new Old Bay flavored chips yet? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
10003 And there you are.. all nonchalant in the potato chip aisle at Whole Foods! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
10004 Aren't you a yummy fella? 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
10005 Move on. Better yet, don’t inch closer, k? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
10006 Chips are unhealthy, but still, Moby does not care. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
10007 The sea and land are one. Earth, 2030 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
10008 Doctors orders, no salt kelp! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10009 I told you...I always get the chips with the sea salt! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
10010 When the carts are turned. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10011 I’ve can’t believe I’m seeing this after all my years at sea. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10012 Don't believe anything you read and only half of the things you see. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
10013 ‘ Here whale you?’ 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10014 Stop asking, no one thinks you're a fish.... You're not a fish!! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
10015 That anger management course has done wonders for our relationship, hasn't it, Moby dear? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
10016 I hear these are great for a day at the beach. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10017 - Hey, Moby, what about some fish flakes? - Fuck you very much, Ishmael. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10018 So, do you want your regular Sea Salt, or are you feeling adventurous today? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10019 Don't worry, this is just my mask. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10020 You are headstrong all right 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
10021 White Sale 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10022 Not you again, Moby Dick! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
10023 It won’t be long, the rest of the crew are waiting for us in the butcher shop. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10024 Hast seen the organic flour? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
10025 Hey Mo, Sox are on tonight, I’ll get a bag of Cool Ranch for me, you get 700,000 bags of colossal squid for you. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
10026 Chips to go with tonight’s fish. Why do you ask? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
10027 It’s been a whale since I last had that dream”, the Quaker in Whale You Were Sleeping said to his wife upon waking 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
10028 Thus, I give up the iron-fortified cereal! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10029 Does it come in “Krill”? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
10030 #mynewyorker Save the whales Abe! Choose paper at checkout! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
10031 Aw man those rice krispies were my white whale. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10032 Moby, I know you're on a diet, but don't be a dick about it 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
10033 I need more fiber 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
10034 Is that you, Ahab? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
10035 Krill's in isle 9. Then get out before I get you yet. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
10036 This was akward... I'm guessing Josh is here aswhale? 1.0933 0.03878 75 68 5 1
10037 Can't Beat the Prices, Can you? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
10038 Yo, Matey! This label says 'fat and blubber-free'." 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
10039 I was going to ask you where the spray oil is but never mind. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
10040 Wild-caught? Talk not to me of blasphemy. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
10041 This flavor is impossible to find. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
10042 Look, chopped femur is on sale. 1.0933 0.03878 75 68 5 1
10043 It has no shame. Nude in the grocery store. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
10044 Excuse me, sir, may I just grab the sea salt? 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
10045 Is this a good price for frozen caviar? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
10046 It is not down on any shopping-list; true bargains never are. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
10047 Sorry, where’s the crill? 1.0933 0.04318 75 69 3 2
10048 I'm obviously not the elephant in the room. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
10049 Oh Whales 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
10050 Plankton, Plankton, Plankton. Why don't you try this instead? 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
10051 Do you see 437 more bags of krill on the shelf for me, Captain? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
10052 It's good for Baleen health. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
10053 Put this back. I agreed to be roommates to save money on commuting, not to buy your expensive, non-keto junkfood. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
10054 Remember, giving signatures can be a scam and you better avoid gender questions." 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10055 I was told by the manager that your legs are a two-for-onewoasak.co 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10056 I cut off my left foot in order to have a piece of this kosher fish. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10057 No, Ismael can not be found at the Isle of Mann or Isle of Capri. He is in isle 3 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10058 I know ! That one-to-a-customer rule has forced us to wear costumes. It’s just what you have to do ! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10059 Excuse me but are these krill chips any good? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10060 You still into krill? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10061 " I only eat fresh fish too." 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10062 Jonaaaaahhhh 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10063 Whale meat again 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10064 Between meal snacks are my white whale. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10065 You already got your dinner. Remember? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10066 Do you like Goldfish? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10067 The plankton is in the next aisle over. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10068 Captain Abe Lincoln and Moby Dinosaur go to the store 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10069 Hello rabbi after shopping would you want to go swimming with me? To Dah 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
10070 Could you tell me where the harpoon isle is,please? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10071 These go good with legs...er... frog legs that is. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10072 Fish again, we had that last week. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10073 Slim pickings down there as well? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10074 Sea salt chips, right? 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
10075 Did you come for the Great White sale? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10076 Psst Ahab,have I got a deal for you. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10077 Krill? I think in the frozen foods aisle. Right next to the fish sticks. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10078 Oh, sorry. Did you want the last bag dried krill? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10079 So now you want Goldfish?! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10080 What are your plans after shopping, pray tell. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10081 Thanks for helping me find this.” “You’re whalecome. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10082 I’m doing whale thanks, how about you? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10083 And then...”Clean up in aisle 3” 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
10084 You can't see me! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10085 Bikini or one piece? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10086 Covid 15lb got you too, huh? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10087 I'll be honest with you, sometimes I get nostalgic for when we were still in the bickering phase. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10088 Hey Ahab, we’re not going to the harpoon aisle, are we? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10089 We might be waiting for a whale 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
10090 Sorry I took the last one. It’s my favourite snack while watching Blue Planet. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10091 Ahab, don’t forget I need some more whitener. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
10092 What is your hat hiding? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
10093 I thought you sugar not meshuggenah. 1.0921 0.03339 76 68 7 0
10094 Excuse me, would you agree that these gluten free kelp flakes are all they are cracked up to be? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
10095 I see you’re vegan now. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
10096 Let's settle this in the seafood isle! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
10097 Be patient -- frozen squid is in the next aisle. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
10098 Phish shmish, trust me those chips are good 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
10099 Put that back. You won’t be needing it. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
10100 Look, no hard feelings, okay? I only eat dolphin-safe tuna these days. Then again, do I? How do we even know if they don't even know? You know? 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
10101 No, no, cnnned tuna 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
10102 I'm sure Tillicum will like calamari crisps as much as you do. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
10103 This time, don’t lean on the case in the fish aisle. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
10104 Did you get your first jab? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
10105 Any side effects after the second shot? Ellis Conklin, Manzanita, Orego 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
10106 Why are you following me? Because I’m having a whale of a time! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
10107 Nacho cheese Doritos or Goldfish crackers? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
10108 Call me crazy, but... 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
10109 No, I don't want to hear your stump speech, Dick. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
10110 These shrimp crackers are a must-Ahab 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
10111 Now that the supply chains were back up, name brand items no longer seemed as much of a white whale. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
10112 No sorry this is Whole Foods... 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
10113 Krill is the new cauliflower. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
10114 I haven't sean you in a whale 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
10115 Tartar sauce? Aisle 3 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
10116 So you heard tuna was on sale too? 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
10117 So it's you coming grovelling. I have a mixed race whale now and forgot all about you ages and ages ago. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
10118 They don't sell Bitcoin here. 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
10119 Don't tell the first mate, but I prefer Stumptown. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
10120 How badly do you want these? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10121 Ever try chips with sea salt? Peter F. Eder Darien, CT 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
10122 Arn't you a big fish out of water -- two meters, please! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
10123 Excuse me,but can you tell me what aisle I may find the canned tuna and sardines? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
10124 WHALE: Oh, I see you're also buying dogecoin for the first time. It would be a shame if I was to sell all mine... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10125 Stop following me! I told you we don’t have to eat fish on Fridays! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
10126 Johnny,my old friend it’s been so long! Can you tell me where the fish aisle is? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10127 Have you tried these? Delicious! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
10128 Look, trust me, these goldfish are not actually bronzed. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
10129 What do you want with me? There's a Starbuck on every corner! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
10130 As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote - like potato chips. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
10131 I found redemption in the gluten-free aisle instead 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
10132 Krill? I think it's with the health foods. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
10133 Are you the Chicken of the Sea? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10134 i found what i was searching for! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
10135 So "Jonah we really don't need the Family Size Potato Chips" is it? THREE WHOLE DAYS with squat while you pigged out on plankton! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
10136 You're a vegan. Do these really taste good? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
10137 I have a coupon for the Jonah flavored... 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
10138 I couldn't find the location of Macy's parade 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
10139 I'm stocking up on krill. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
10140 The mysteries of life with Tim and Moby. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
10141 I hear these krill puffs are pretty good and they have omega-3. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
10142 Ahab? Jonah? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
10143 I’m hooked, this stuff is just to die for! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
10144 Does 'dolphin safe' mean safe for you too? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
10145 They dump a lot of advertisement to my neighborhood. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
10146 Chinese trawlers came through, cleaned us out 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
10147 Could you please pass me the cereal with no craisins? Thank you! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
10148 Whale, isn’t it nice to see you here” “How’s the arm and leg? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
10149 Whale dogging the tail. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
10150 My only way to socialize right now 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10151 Where is everybody? We should already have started our Flash Moby! 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
10152 Ishmael’s getting the bean dip. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
10153 I'm sorry, is my whale tail showing? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
10154 Moby, what Do You think? I'd like to change my name to ACAB. These shrimps are certified as from sustainable fishing. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
10155 The kids can't get enough Goldfish. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
10156 Quit your blubbering, it's just Quaker Oats! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
10157 Remember! What goes around comes around! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
10158 Don't you miss the Weller Brothers? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
10159 These are whale-y good. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
10160 I thought I saw some krill in the seafood section, next to the Starbucks stand ." 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
10161 Heard they keep the best fish here. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
10162 Whale oh whale, what do we have here? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
10163 When I said call me Ishmael, It wasn’t to hang out 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
10164 « You’ve got to try some of this plastic packed seaweed? » « No thanks, there’s plenty of that where I come from. Unfortunately, as there is no fish in the sea anymore, I’m looking for herring and anchovies. Could you show me where the seafood aisle is? » « Man, I really need to improve my language skills by speaking whale more frequently. » #earthday2021 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
10165 This would be more purposeful if it wasn't accidental 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
10166 I'm thinking of taking a stab at something new. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
10167 I have a whale of an appetite 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10168 Beware of claims that Whale oil is sustainable. David M. Coriaty Fishers, Indiana 317-727-3201 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10169 That’s Ishmael on the P.A. saying Starbucks is here. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10170 What do you want--the HunryForMan dinner or the giant calamari? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10171 Just because I buy a lot of snack foods doesnyond.com 1.0896 0.03515 67 60 6 0
10172 Are these kelp chips any good? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
10173 How do you feel about imitation goldfish? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10174 I try all things, I achieve what I can." Ivor Hanson, Scarsdale, New Yor 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10175 Moby, let's take these snacks for one more night watching our favourite movies! I will put the bathtub in the living room for you to feel comfy. Could you believe that one day people would have invisible enemies? 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
10176 These chips are my white whale 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
10177 You get the cereal, I'll get the cake mix." 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10178 "Let's not run out of snacks again - OK? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
10179 From aisle three, I stab at thee! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10180 So I got you frozen drumsticks, leg of lamb, frogs legs, and crab legs. Anything else? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10181 Man to Whale: You are causing a whale of a shadow 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
10182 Just keeping a good head over my waistline 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10183 Captain, Ahab, I just wanted to remind you that they're having a weekend special on chicken legs. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10184 Are you looking for the frozen fish? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
10185 Facemasks for whales would be next aisle over, thank you. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
10186 First the whalesome milk, now this. Maybe I should change store 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10187 So you’re telling me you use something called tartar sauce as toothpaste? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
10188 'Look what capitalism made me do!' 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10189 I know it’s not healthy, but you don’t have to be such a dick about it 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10190 Krill and my leg are in Aisle #4 " 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10191 Man, Goldfish crackers really remind me of my home. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
10192 I figure I'll make the dish with the couscous and legs that you like. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
10193 Pllllaaaiiiinnn orrr onnnniiiioonnnn flaaavvvvoorrr? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10194 Having a whale of a time shopping. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10195 Have you tried the sea algae chips?! They’re the buzzy superfood my holistic life coach recommended. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10196 I'm sorry. If I want whale chips with my whale, it's not your right to complain. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
10197 Which aisle is the toilet paper on? 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
10198 Move it or I'll take the other one. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
10199 I can't risk it. It's going to be enough with this quantity of leg-flavored chips? 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
10200 I just call him Ishmael. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
10201 At least I can catch these great deals. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
10202 Kale chips. Them be my white whale now. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
10203 Which aisle can I find the tuna ? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
10204 Man these are so hard to find!” @bdlcfra 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
10205 My white whale is too many carbs 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
10206 Free chips for life for my left leg? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10207 I’d kill for some good tuna. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10208 The path to my fixed purpose is laid with a stream of neverending mean tweets about you, Mr. Dick. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10209 Got fired for blocking that canal. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10210 Do I know you from the gym? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10211 I’m the Instacart shopper for Moby Dick 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10212 Wow! Everybody loves Whole Foods! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
10213 Ms.Whale,did you lose weigh? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
10214 Krill is on sale in aisle 5. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
10215 Do you know if this bag of krill is approved in the Old Testament? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
10216 Should I buy Pledge or lemon oil for my leg? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
10217 This one has legs. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10218 Did you want this one with sea salt? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10219 I had no idea I could get Starbuck's in the grocery aisles now! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10220 I know it's the International Foods aisle! I'm tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10221 They are having a special on fin enlargements. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10222 Chicken thighs are in Aisle 6. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10223 Where is the tuna salid? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10224 Horny 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
10225 “Look, I said I was sorry for stalking you so stop following me.” 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10226 Captain Ahab is self isolating, so I thought I better come and stock up 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10227 Honey, I guess if I had chosen this one before, I still had my left one 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10228 Which aisle is the aspirin? I have a whale of a headache! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
10229 Sure, a lot has changed since 1851, but I don't think we're boring now 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
10230 From hell's heart these spicy nacho-favored 'tater chips stab at thee 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10231 Do you think I'm going a little bit overboard? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10232 Call me a Clean-up in Aisle 4! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10233 Did you notice the dried Krill is on sale? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10234 Think I am going to give you the last copy of the New Yorker? Think again fish face! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
10235 Do you want the baked or deep-fried krill? 1.0877 0.04534 57 52 3 1
10236 I DID notice the Chicken of the Sea in the next aisle over. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10237 Um. Let’s skip the beauty aisle 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10238 i promise we'll hit the seas as soon as i find the perfect flour for the perfect bread. The competition is huge. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10239 My apologies for going on about these chips, I’m always blubbering with everyone in line 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10240 Sorry, I hunt sales now. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
10241 Mahi fish sale. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
10242 That's a whale of a cart you've got there 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
10243 Quit being such a Dick! 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
10244 amphibia 2040 - We serve the grocery needs of all New York Residents. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
10245 Wassup with you?" 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
10246 We’re running low on water. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
10247 You don't know how long I've been trying to find this brand. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
10248 Dude for the last time, you've got the wrong Jonah so stop following me! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10249 The last bag of squid chips...and I'm NOT sharing! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10250 Grocery shopping" entry in Melville's MOBYle DICKtionary 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
10251 This is crazy! You can catch something nasty by shopping without a mask. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10252 How’s your chance! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
10253 There's no krill in this aisle either. Why do you shop here? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
10254 Do you like goldfish crackers with your clam chowder? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10255 Try this, you'll love it!! Lots of sugar. 1.0870 0.04495 69 65 2 2
10256 Can I give you your second shot? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10257 I'm trying to cut down. These always go straight to my thigh. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
10258 As I said, the first week is the hardest on the Vegan diet. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
10259 It says these will drive off the spleen and regulate the circulation. Should we try them? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
10260 What about your Krill? Steamed or spicy? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10261 The ocean called... 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
10262 Call me Sour Cream and Onion. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10263 We have to soak this krill, apparently. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10264 „Babe, I want you back! I promise I didn’t know I was involved in global warming“ 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10265 I tried those oats yesterday but they made me feel bloated. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
10266 I followed you on social media for a while. I totally get why you didn’t reply to my DMs. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
10267 I can assure you it’s nothing here is spotted... that’s an aisle over 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10268 How do I maintain 'Honest Abe' and tell this whale-of-a-tale? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10269 Look, White Whale, I know the pandemic has upset social order. But I stalk you. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10270 Are you prepping I see?No one purchases cans of tuna and granola. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10271 Just when he thought he'd left that annoying Dick behind him... 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
10272 Arr, we meet again Moby, you jusy wait till the Wellermen comes 1.0864 0.04005 81 76 3 2
10273 What about this?", the man asked. "I am dieting", the whale replied 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
10274 I see thee again! Last time, you dragged me under to face tragedy. But this latest apparition marks you as a mere rolling farce. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
10275 The mates will be fine without ‘Get whale soon’ cards, can’t we move on to the tuna? 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
10276 Hey, look, babe: They have a reduced fat version of those crackers you like, should we give them a sh— oh, don't you give me that FUCKING look, god DAMMIT. I swear to god. You told me you wanted my help, remember? Remember!? So don't act like this. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
10277 Why don't you grab a bite of Captain High Liner over in the frozen food aisle? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
10278 OH! maybe I should buy something with eco-friendly packaging 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
10279 Did you see steak of the sea was on sale this week?? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
10280 Krillo Pads? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
10281 Achab: "Didn't know you were a regular here." 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
10282 So, idiot ... you’re telling me that when you saw P-e-q-u-o-d you read it as p-l-a-n-k-t-o-n ? 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
10283 Hey Gov! By any chance, are you related to the London Whale? 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
10284 Navigating thy store is more of a mystery. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10285 'Yeah, it's dolphin friendly popcorn, and you're still not a left-leg friendly whale...Get behind me Moby?' 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
10286 For hate's sake, I spit my last Cheerio at thee! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
10287 Do you remember if the recipe calls for corn meal or oatmeal? Or was it a different sort of meal I’m not remembering? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10288 I realized we should’ve gotten take out—my baleen plates are in the wash. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10289 I think plankton and krill are on aisle 8 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
10290 Holy, crocodile, heard that darn clock ticking..already lost one leg, ...say, aren’t you swimmin’ in the wrong lane?!? I gotta stop drink in’ so early in the mornin’! Jody Kinsey Toronto, ONT. Kinseyjody33@gmail.com 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
10291 Are these the chips you like? 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
10292 "Unless you have proof of vaccination, you must wear a mask 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
10293 Jalapeño flavored ones? Think you'll like them." 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10294 Do you know where the Seafood Department is? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
10295 I still hath not found what I'm looking for 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
10296 Would you like a toothpick after dinner? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10297 All that pasttime of Jack has made Goldie a fat boy 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10298 Revenge is sweet, but these don't go very well with crackers, do they? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
10299 Pardon me, are the freeze-dried plankton gluten free? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10300 The last bag is mine, Dick. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10301 Can you tell me which aisle has the blubber cream? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10302 It's the Martha Stewart "Blubber" issue. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
10303 Is this because We reeled in YOUR breakfast the other day? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10304 Ishmael...so funny to see you here. I tried calling you 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
10305 Sorry but would you mind moving back a bit? Six feet, you know? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10306 Oh whale 🐋 u r shopping for going to another lockdown 😂. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10307 3d doritos are back. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10308 'Hmmm, not sure if I trust this new "Human Safe" logo ...what do you think?' #seaspiracy 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10309 No choice but to try a new food store...mine closed. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
10310 i really dont like these new doritos 3d 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
10311 Does your Chabad house need any more gefilte fish? 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
10312 Hi...have you tried these Fish & Chips snacks. 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
10313 This trip to the grocery is overwhale-ming 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
10314 Cheerios. Bell, there you ga! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10315 fancy seeing you here old chum" 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
10316 Is this the right stuff? Call Ishmael. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
10317 Which section are you 'head'ing towards? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
10318 Excuse me sir, I am looking for missing family, Can you please tell me where the canned fish isle is. 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
10319 ‘Have you tried the prawn flavored crisps?’ 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
10320 -It´s whalebone free. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
10321 At last! I've been looking for these everywhere. And we both now how obsessed I get looking for stuff, heh heh! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
10322 I'm telling you, they don't have squid-flavored chips...! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
10323 Did you have trouble finding parking too? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
10324 Who knew Ishmael was a breakfast cereal? Gerry Salembier, Vancouver Canada 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
10325 We meet again your the guy who tried to spear me last week,I may be a fish out of water today but do not try anything! 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
10326 'Think not' is my eleventh commandment; and 'sleep when you can', is my twelfth. 'Kettle chips are the best potato chips': my thirteenth." 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
10327 Your leg was delicious so I came back for more! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
10328 Hey Moby Dick I was thinking of going completely vegan for dinner tonight what do you think? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
10329 This sale paper has a whale of discounts this week. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
10330 The krill is two aisles over. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
10331 Ahabanero seasoning? 1.0845 0.03883 71 65 4 1
10332 Okay, that explains the ambergris on aisle five. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
10333 Put it back _ It's not my favorite 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
10334 Nothing left in the oceans so I guess I get my food from here now. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
10335 Sorry, needed my fish re-stock . 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
10336 It’s been a whale of a day, hasn’t it? 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
10337 Bro, You snuck this into the cart again! Dick! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
10338 I know I shouldn’t, but I just can’t help myself 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
10339 How many times do I have to say it? Stop calling me Pinocchio! Arguing with you here makes us look like a married couple. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
10340 Whale, this is awkward seeing you here. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
10341 yes, yes, don't worry! I will get the light bulbs 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
10342 Three-masted whaling ships are on sale in Aisle 8, in case you're still angry. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
10343 I don’t care how many times you call me Ishmael, I am not buying you Jumbo Krill 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
10344 You’re in luck. Gluten-free plankton” 1.0843 0.03515 83 76 5 1
10345 With Sea Salt and Krill? 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
10346 Are you also a whalesale client? 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
10347 Not whale enough to do this. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
10348 No, we can't get the plankton flavor because you made me lose my leg. 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
10349 What do you think about the Sea Salt & Vinegar Chips? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
10350 Do your crushed ship's biscuits need to be gluten free? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
10351 Are these Pequod chips any good? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
10352 If it wahr up to me, ye'd be headin' fer a clean-up in Aisle 7. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
10353 Geeze - I’ve been looking all over for him! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
10354 It's the only chain we have left. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
10355 Stop blubbering, M-D. No way you're gonna get my other leg! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
10356 Whale, I’ll be darned! If it isn’t my old nemesis—what’s your name? You’ll have to forgive me, but ever since the final reconstruction surgery, I forgot your name. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
10357 Hey Buddy! you forgot your MASK! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
10358 What? I've been swept away by the vegan trend. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
10359 Ice is in Aisle 3, right next to the Krill . 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
10360 Just don't freak out when we pass the seafood display. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
10361 Covid ain't getting through this mask 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
10362 Do you know where the harpoon aisle is? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
10363 Hey, I’ll trade you my nose for your leg? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
10364 These licensing deals have to stop. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
10365 I hear they’re titling it “Things You’ll See Shopping Before Noses.” 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
10366 Shall we skip the light fandango - or would you rather attack a fishing boat? I’ve got chips and bottled water either way... 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
10367 No, we don't have to make a separate stop at Starbuck's for coffee. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
10368 Me thinks thou art not distancing socially, ye damned whale. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
10369 The krill aisle? But you're a toothed whale! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
10370 Aye, you gaze with sympathetic awe and fearfulness wedded forever in this tormented line of Express Lane denial. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
10371 Do you like SmARRRt Food? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
10372 Chill. Yeah, it’s fatty junk food, but it’s blubber free. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
10373 What am I doing here? Just thought I would pick up some snacks to share with some folks in Vegas. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
10374 For organic seal meat you''ll probably have to try Whole Foods. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
10375 Yes, yes. I’ve seen seasperacy 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
10376 Aye’m getting us Frosted Flakes this time, there is something fishy about the Cinnamon Toast Crunch 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
10377 ''And I thought no one in the world would go shopping without both legs except me..." . 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
10378 Move aside Dick 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
10379 Punch, you placed large bets! You literally took all #newyorker May 2021 editions? by the way it is important to stay at least 6 feet away from others if/when possible. Oh where is my mask 😷 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
10380 1. "I told you to quit following me!" 2. "You already got one leg. What more do you want?" 3. "Chicken of the Sea is in aisle five." 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
10381 Are you still hungry 1.0824 0.03435 85 78 5 1
10382 I'd advise against the chips - it's got too many calories for you! 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
10383 Please remember me to Call back Ishmael 1.0824 0.03821 85 80 3 2
10384 Are you lost by chance? 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
10385 You will like these goldfish crackers 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
10386 Saul! Thee fish aisle! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
10387 How long do you plan on shadowing me? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
10388 Go back you your country. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
10389 Quit your blubberin', we are gettin' the store brand. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
10390 No, of course, you are! You are my wittle white whale! I just meant, I'll never find out how they make such a convincing cheese flavor. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
10391 HR Therapy is the best”, the doctor said. “You will feel like a brand new woman” he said. And here I am - feeling like a brand new mammal 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
10392 I’m stocking up for my next trip... it’s just to go whale *watching* though, don’t worry... Unrelated, did you see the sale on omega-3 fatty acids in aisle 7? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
10393 Really? That floating plastic island was the last straw for me, too. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
10394 Which playing card is nicknamed "The Suicide King"? King of Hearts King of Diamonds King of Spades King of Clubs lease don't make AHAB-IT out of this!" 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10395 I think you might like these Krill Chips™ even more than leg-of-me. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10396 Related??? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10397 Yes, it's the dried shrimp you like, reduced salt. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10398 You’re obsessed, damnit! Quit following me, or I’ll call the Starbuck manager! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10399 You'll go better with a few veggies. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10400 Are these pregnancy tests any good? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10401 Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails..." (HM 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
10402 See, I told you whales are smart 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
10403 Whale I didn't expect to see you here. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
10404 Captain, those energy bars will make you sea sick. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
10405 You won't look so smug when I've put you on ice at the seafood counter. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
10406 Please don't take it personal that I prefer Beluga caviar. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
10407 There’s a special on krill. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
10408 What, they call this oatmeal? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
10409 Here's the squid for the jambalaya, but where's the damn krill? I'm stumped. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
10410 Finding gluten-free is harder than harpooning you! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
10411 Have you seen the April issue? There's a Greenpeace article about whales becoming extinct because they're vaccine-hesitant. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
10412 You have been relentlessly following me for quite some time. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
10413 i think i recognize you from sponge bob! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
10414 We still have a month’s supply of canned tuna at home. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
10415 watch out man,the food at this supermarket makes you overweight. 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
10416 These whale blubber chips are really great! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
10417 Eye for an eye OK! Leg for a cart of groceries - GO JUMP IN THE OCEAN! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
10418 Tastes almost as good as fresh. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
10419 I know I should get the reduced fat, but the flavor just isn't the same. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
10420 Just because the Knicks have a winning record is a reason to get all blubbery! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
10421 Is brown rice okay? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
10422 Have you tried krill with fried garlic, olive oil and oregano? 1.0806 0.04768 62 59 1 2
10423 Ishmael says we can substitute canola oil. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
10424 I took the last one. Now it’s my turn to be the Dick. 1.0806 0.04768 62 59 1 2
10425 I just don’t know. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
10426 Fifty pound bags of Krill are on sale in aisle 7. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
10427 What's been your experience of the seafood here? 1.0806 0.04176 62 57 3 1
10428 What aisle is the medicine? I'm not feeling to whale. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
10429 Relax, it’s Harpers Magazine, not HARPOONS. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
10430 Come on Moby, he's told you his name a million times. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
10431 Not to worry, I’m on this paleo vegan diet and I’ve never felt better 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
10432 Loo - they named you "Most Elusive Whale of the Year." 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
10433 Yes, I did tell people you are an STD. You want to make something of it? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
10434 Oh, you want the fish I guess 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
10435 Want your leg back? Nicely polished? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
10436 Moby, you be a far cry from the Pequod here. I've had one whale of a time looking for you. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
10437 Hey, Moby, I am trying to trim some blubber. How are the Kelp Chips? 1.0800 0.03154 75 68 6 0
10438 SEE FOOD - ANY FOOD? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
10439 I'd love to share these Moby, but you bit my bloddy leg off 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
10440 Cereal is my other passion. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
10441 I see that thus store has roaches 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
10442 Could you scoot back a little? I’m still following the six feet apart guideline. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
10443 And you’ll bring the fish? Wait a minute, that’s not right. The term “fish and chips” is British and the “chips” that they are referring to are what we in America call “fries”. So I guess we need to get fries instead. You’re still bringing the fish though right? Because the “fish” in “fish and chips” is still fish. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
10444 Don’t let it go to your head. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
10445 Did you try the new dried seaweed chips? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
10446 when i said i was manifesting a crypto whale i didn’t mean this 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
10447 ok text things not stressful. Yes will be a lot of fish and chips ones. "Chips are for my party. We'll listen to Moby and have a whale of a time" 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
10448 I wouldn't talk if I were you ... 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
10449 Yes, this check out line is reserved for one legged creatures. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
10450 What a site for sore eyes, I haven't seen you since the typhoon of '71, that was a crazy night. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
10451 You're in the wrong aisle. There's no leg of captain here. Don't cry. I can't stand to see a whale blubber. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
10452 Harpoon repellent is in the next isle. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
10453 Krill? Aisle 11, I think. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
10454 You like Barbecue flavored, right? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
10455 Will you please stop blubbering? These cod pieces are locally sourced, and I am certain Ishmael will enjoy them. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
10456 Sorry, this is the last bag of Krill Krispies 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
10457 I’m not different, you are 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
10458 The elephant is the room was busy 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
10459 Having a whale of a time, Jonah? 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
10460 Considering that whales need tons of food there will be no groceries for the entire America for a day or two " Abe Lincoln said it himsel 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
10461 I find it’s much less dangerous to buy whale at the store. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
10462 Call out a Posse! 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
10463 For chips, regular or flaming hot barbecue? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
10464 Are those potato chips made with krill oil? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
10465 Are you looking for the fish or the fresh meat section ? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
10466 I'm getting the pork rinds, would you prefer the fried brine or seaweed chips? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
10467 I don’t get why people keep tagging my name on walls. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
10468 When I said nasty, brutish, and short, I was NOT referring to you! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
10469 THE KRILL? IT'S NEXT DOOR IN THE AQUARIUM! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
10470 They're all out of krill.. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
10471 Got a problem Moby. You keep calling yourself The Great White Whale. But because you keep calling yourself by your color., all the Blue Whales will think of you as a racist. 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
10472 I'll search every aisle if I have to until I find this item! 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
10473 Would you happen to know which isle the gefilte fish is in? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
10474 My wife says we can solve all our problems by shopping together, so here we are, I guess. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
10475 What a coincidence ! The Book of Job here in my hand 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
10476 They were out of these last time I was here. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
10477 Whale you give me some space?! 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
10478 Yeah I said I’d try all things 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
10479 Is that beluga caviar I see in your cart? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
10480 Uhm ... hell's kart I stop at brie? 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
10481 Probably a good idea to eschew items made with plastic. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10482 You looking for fish,too? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
10483 Snacks will be my downfall. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
10484 I try all things, but prefer my chips with sea salt. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
10485 Could you direct me to the blubber isle? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
10486 The kosher section is over there. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
10487 It’s all evolutionary survival of the fittest. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
10488 No, I wasn't checking you out-this is the self check out. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
10489 I don't know yet whale enough what you like to eat. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
10490 They're saying even us ocean peeps will run out of food soon. Bet you humans are gonna take it, aren't ya? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
10491 Since work can’t follow me home anymore, its started trailing me in the supermarket. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
10492 We can bring this pack of goldfish to the party, we’ll have a whale of a time 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
10493 Pardon me, can you direct me to the caviar section? I'm tracking my family tree. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
10494 How long have you been behind me? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
10495 Sun Chips are NOT a 'healthy alternative,' you god@%^ whale. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
10496 Just nudge it along, like a pram. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
10497 Salty snack? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
10498 Didn't we cross each other in the Evolution Game Aisle? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
10499 I have been looking for theses for what feels like forever 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
10500 What are you? A big fish in a small Costco? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
10501 Drat, where’s my harpoon? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
10502 Whale whale whale, look what the Global Warming dragged in! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
10503 I'm over you. Really, I am. My obsessive behavior had me pegged. But let's do sushi Tuesday. And wash it down with a Harpoon IPA. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
10504 A chance encounter at the new supermarket in Melville Village 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
10505 I’ll never get you. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
10506 It says these krill chips will knock my sock off. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
10507 I'm new to this dream--do know where the aisle of unfinished deep-fried homework is? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
10508 Wrong fish sticks. Ye know I love me Gortons! 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
10509 The sea salt flavoured ones or the shrimp? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
10510 I believe you’ll find the ham shanks on aisle 5. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
10511 Whale, excuse me. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
10512 How about chicken legs for dinner? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
10513 Damn! Your head is big even for a fucking baby whale! BTW … Do you know Bernard Welt? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
10514 What are you staring at?After all its part of surviving in the wild!! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
10515 No, I don't need YOU for me to have a whale of a time. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
10516 You’ll find younger, tastier legs in aisle 10 with the baby food. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
10517 ‘Sup Moby, do you know if these are gluten free? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
10518 Don't worry, my plastic waste won't be poured into your home. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
10519 Stalk much? Unless you are here for the chips. They sure taste like feet. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
10520 Whaay-le....did you like this brand? 1.0769 0.03985 78 74 2 2
10521 This dry rub says best for hard woods. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
10522 Because of overfishing it’s just easier to shop 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
10523 I bumped into Me. Melville. He said he was sorry about your leg. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
10524 What do you mean it's not organic? 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
10525 What happens in Aisle 3, stays in Aisle 3. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
10526 He caught him once Andy May catch him again. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
10527 For me, Bugles have always been the white whale of snack chips. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
10528 What I put the Jell-O back! 1.0759 0.03936 79 75 2 2
10529 These in stock? Now that’s a white whale. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
10530 No, I do not know why they call it ‘mass market’ 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
10531 After what you did to my leg, I'd think you'd be more interested in putting protein on the shopping list? Why the sudden interest in refined carbs? 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
10532 The food chain's all different now. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
10533 So is your meat kosher or what? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
10534 Just buying this packet of Capt'n Ahab's whale meat 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
10535 Can you deliver this letter to my wife? She’s an albino sperm whale and I want to know if she’ll agree to cuckold me in exchange for the perfect cart of groceries. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
10536 Moby, what's it going to take to back off!! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
10537 Who are you following me Why don't you have any presence? 1.0758 0.03282 66 60 5 0
10538 Great! Mask mandates get lifted and now they’re letting you in without shoes. The world is falling apart. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
10539 I’m going to file a restraining order if you don’t stop stalking me. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
10540 Shopping at Walmart and that’s the best you could come up with? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
10541 No,they don't have krill, but let me show you something so big it will blow your mind. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
10542 Yeah, it's a peg, all the better to puncture impatient mouthy balloons. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
10543 Deoderants are two aisles over 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
10544 You want salt-free and low carb? You are making some changes, aren't you? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
10545 I’m sorry! I didn’t realise what it is. The label was in Japanese! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
10546 Fancy seeing you here, Matey. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
10547 Thanks but I quit sea food, I'm a vegetarian now. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
10548 Come here often? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
10549 Captain Highliner sends his regards 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
10550 Hey look at te fun fact behind this cereal box. ‘A surprising number of sea monster sightings can be explained by whale erections.’ Is it true? 1.0758 0.04483 66 63 1 2
10551 I knew we'd eventually meet up here. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10552 Please don't hurry me up. We've got a whale of time, really. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
10553 this is the sexiest moment of my life 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
10554 They haven't had these chips for a couple of weeks; it's nice to see them back. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
10555 These vegan kelp chips would be far healthier than my other leg. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
10556 What is best let alone, that accursed thing is not always what least allures! 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
10557 I don't suppose you happen to know where the PEA-quods are? 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
10558 Whale do you want some ships - chips? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10559 What about this tuna chips?" "I'm afraid I don't like seafood. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
10560 I simply can not exist without my extra cheddar goldfish. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10561 Cap’n Crunch? I’m not falling for that again. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10562 Before the "Great Falling Out" when they were young college roommate besties: "Check it out, Bro-by: Half priced Chilly Lime marinated squid steaks!" 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
10563 Snack prices are skyrocketing so don't get all blubbery at the checkout. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
10564 "Hey, Moby - you like these goldfish crackers? How about shrimp dip?" 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10565 Whether they be cooked in spermaceti or Olestra, I sense impending doom. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
10566 NOOOOO, it's "WALBURGHERS!" 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10567 I wasn't crazy about those "Fast-Fish Chips" you picked last time. How about "Loose-Fish Scoops?" 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10568 SO TALL GUY, WOULD HAND ME A BAG OF THOSE CHIPS ON THE TOP SHELF ,PLEASE ? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10569 I said I'm after right whales this trip! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10570 Had enough Cap'n Crunch? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10571 Is this a whaling attack? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10572 This snack is on sale if you brought your membership card. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10573 Since the pandemic yeast is my new white whale. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10574 Have you tried the new Flamin' hot Original BBQd Plankton ones? 1.0746 0.04417 67 64 1 2
10575 'Stop looking at me that! My kid really likes these ok? I'll donate to WWF at the counter... Jeez...' 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10576 Where's the Pinocchio Section? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10577 Stay away from the baked chips. Bo-ring! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10578 Moby? I thought you left town! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10579 Whale, old Ahab-its die hard. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10580 If that's the last bag of Boom Chicka Pop, I'm gonna have a real bone to pick with you. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10581 I didn't know whaling was non essential travel. I guess it's pasta again for me today 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
10582 A good leg of lamb is much tastier. Aisle one, I think. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
10583 I'm now obsessed with these sea salt and vinegar doohickeys. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
10584 I’m buying these Dorito’s 3D Crunch. If I catch you trying to take even one single chip out of my side of the pantry, then I will sneak into your room at night, harpoon you, steal your precious ambergris, & sell it on the black market.” Said Ishmae 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
10585 Are you one of those Bitcoin whales I’ve heard so much about? 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
10586 Dried calamari? It's over in aisle 8. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
10587 I heard there was an elephant here. Have you seen it? 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
10588 Are you sure you want to have sushi for dinner? 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
10589 I'll have what she's having 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
10590 I think you'll find the krill is over by the kitty litter in Aisle Six. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
10591 You will continue to eat tasteless but wholesome food until you look less pale. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
10592 Lemme go ahead and suggest these low cholesterol chips. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
10593 “Captain, Ishmael told me that next time they will be using a body double so that you don’t lose your other leg.” 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
10594 Could GEICO have grown? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
10595 Would you recommend tartar sauce or spicy red? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
10596 I can help you with your Visa card at checkout. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
10597 Stop looking at me that way! Shrimp puffs make a wonderful appetizer! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
10598 Don't shop just by price. Sometimes the generic is as good as the brand name, sometimes not. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
10599 So nice to see you, Whaley. NOT! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
10600 We’ve got to stop meeting like this. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
10601 Yes? What’s your question, Mark? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
10602 You promised you would stop following me 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
10603 I was paying a fortune for krill until I started shopping at Costco... 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
10604 Do not Mary-lamb me. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
10605 This is just our dessert cereal. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
10606 Have you ever had these krill chips? Are they too salty? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
10607 „It’s the low-fat for you? I can never remember” 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
10608 What are you doing here? This is the 65 and older shopping window. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
10609 I’m just obsessed with these fish sticks. Can’t get enough of them. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
10610 I’ll give you the last bag of krill for my leg? 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
10611 Harrr, krill be in aisle three 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
10612 I'll pay any price for this. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
10613 I finally found them. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
10614 Why does you echolocation always lead us directly to the chips? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
10615 See any whales of bargains? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
10616 Do you also have knees? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
10617 Chicken of the Sea is chicken right? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
10618 There’s No Social Distancing At The Seaside Superette 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
10619 Hey, buddy, how about some social distancing? Yer being a dick! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
10620 You should't let that food go to your head like that! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
10621 No, I’m not paying extra for organic, Moby. Regular krill should do ya. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
10622 Say there, Leviathan, are these krill sustainably harvested? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
10623 I feel your pain. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
10624 Whale meat again at the checkout. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
10625 Sugarless? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
10626 Hey Moby, you might like these - they’re chicken drumstick flavored.” Sigh, this again? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
10627 I know! It sounds crazy, but I’m telling you, Toobin was masturbating during a Zoom call, like, full on, everyone saw it... ask Jonah! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
10628 Ahab, I had no idea you liked Quaker Oats too! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
10629 How about Captain Ahab’s dried spear fish? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
10630 Get lost! "The second one's free" sale was last week! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
10631 No, there's no Starbuck's here. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
10632 You like "Everything Toes", right? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
10633 I just don't get it. Where are we? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
10634 You're living proof this is the place for fresh seafood. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
10635 I'm done - try Leg of Lamb, Aisle 3. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
10636 Don't get the chips with trans fats. They're bad for your health. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
10637 Raw was OK, but next time I want to try leg à la fricasee! By the way, are those chips gluten-free? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
10638 How do you pronounce "carrageenan"? 1.0725 0.03144 69 63 5 0
10639 Tastier than krill! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
10640 My body is but the lees of my better being, 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
10641 ...remember that reset button Hillary Clinton had? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
10642 I thi k the krill is in aisle 9 below the smoked oysters. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
10643 That’s my chief mate’s, it’s decaf. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
10644 Please,I cannot take responsibility for the plastic bottles here,Moby. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
10645 Hey, do you want to go ahead of me in line? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
10646 Where the heck are the whales? I swear I've looked at every shelf on every aisle. 1.0714 0.04230 70 67 1 2
10647 It is a shame we don't have a personal shopper. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
10648 Moby Dick means exactly what you think it means. And my buggy is full of fish sticks. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
10649 Once again, Moby, my correct title is CAPTAIN Ahab, not Admiral. Paula Pendergrass, Tulsa OK 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
10650 Moby have you tried the Sunkist tuna ? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
10651 I actually NEED to shop at big box stores. What's your excuse? 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
10652 No,Moby,not everything is about who is obsessed with what. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
10653 Although I do not stand on my own two feet, I am covered under "We the people..." So what are you doing here? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
10654 I've been hearing kosher foods are getting very popular but this is ridiculous. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
10655 reformed hunter-gather's ? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
10656 Obsessive vendetta? With savings like these, you can Nantucket. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
10657 moderna? pfizer. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
10658 I've got the eggs, oil, and bread crumbs. You get the krill. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
10659 Oh captain, my captain, call me Ishmael. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
10660 Is this whaley happening? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
10661 We gotta go Joe’s, Joey...for your wasabi seaweed. 1.0714 0.03709 70 65 3 1
10662 Having a whale of a time at the grocery store today 💦💦💦 1.0714 0.04230 70 67 1 2
10663 Just like you said... it’s another time, another place 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
10664 It’s not what it looks like! I would never cheat on you 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
10665 Well, it's been a whale 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
10666 Line's 'bout as long as our book. You've grown. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
10667 hello i am Charley The Tunas 3 rd cousin once removrd.And i would like to to tell you about todays. BOGO Buy One Starkist Tuna and get 1 FREE 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
10668 Hey, according to the flyer, krill is on special in seafood this week. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
10669 Where's Starbucks ? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
10670 Isn't this what YOU normally do on a blind date? 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
10671 Give my regards to your father, won’t you please? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
10672 I’m human safe. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
10673 Oh hey man haven’t seen you in a while, want to come over tonight for some cocktails? I have the stuff for harpoons I know you like lime 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
10674 Have you tried these squid cakes? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
10675 Did you see the 2 for 1 offer on mouthwash? 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
10676 I know these are “harpoon-shaped” nuggets, you have to get over that trauma. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
10677 Which aisle has harpoons? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
10678 No. No. Ahab. No more of those or your sperm count will get even stranger. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10679 So now you're vegetarian--what took you so long? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10680 Yes, I'm taking The Harpoon Digest but I left a copy of the American Disabilities Act for you at the front desk, Mr. Dick. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10681 See how elastic our shopping lists grow when once sales come to bend them. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
10682 I thought I was supposed to be the one following you around. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10683 You’ve seen Seaspiracy. It’s best to start transitioning to life on land and a new diet 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10684 This bag blows!–this bag blows! A hump like a snow-hill! Am I right Moby Dick!? 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
10685 No octopus chips, squid will have to do. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
10686 How about Nantucket chips, for a change? 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
10687 I am only shopping for kosher foods, not going to make fish and chips tonight 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
10688 Stop worrying. Wearing white before Memorial Day isn't frowned on anymore. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
10689 As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. How about you? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
10690 Moby grapes or plankton? 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
10691 I swear it was me. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
10692 No, I'm not that Jonah 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
10693 From hell's heart I urge you to buy the date-expired chicken; for hate's sake I spit my canceled coupons at thee. 1.0694 0.03017 72 66 5 0
10694 The chips are light and Kosher! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
10695 Where do you think you're headed? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
10696 Look, it's New "Crispy Archetypes" without palm oil. Good for the planet, and neurosis. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
10697 Can you direct this beluga whale in the direction of the beluga caviar? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
10698 Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find lamp oil and perfume with a hint of ambergris?” *and before anyone jumps on me for being insensitive, the point is to highlight that many of us don’t think twice before buying products that damage the environment/wildlife which in turn harms ourselves 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
10699 I know you like fresh, but the packaged krill is 2 for 1 today! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
10700 Do you know which aisle krill supplements are in? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
10701 Quinoa, not Krill. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
10702 We finally meet. And we’ll meet again in the check-out line. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
10703 Let me know if you ever find an elusive box of Quisp cereal. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
10704 Hi I’m a whale in a grocery store. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
10705 Talk not to me of carbohydrates. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
10706 Looks like Starbuck sold out, huh? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
10707 I don’t know about you, but I’m quite obsessed with these Quest Crunchies. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
10708 What aisle is the tuna fish in" 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
10709 I'm having a whale of a time 1.0685 0.03559 73 68 3 1
10710 You look so familiar. Didn't we meet at the Laguna beach scuba class? " 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
10711 Whale we meet again. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
10712 I don't even have a Costco membership. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
10713 Given if 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
10714 Jonah wants to have you join him for a cruise 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
10715 Stop staring! My head's SO big because of anxiety and land sickness. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
10716 You seem so calm and patient. Forgive me if I start wailing. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
10717 Ahoy!! Chocolate chips!. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
10718 Sorry about the harpoon. Did you want spicey, or extra salty? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
10719 Next year, Thanksgiving dinner is with my family. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
10720 See, I told you there were better options. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
10721 Do you want the small krill or the extra small? It also comes in a mini and a teeny, teeny mini. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
10722 You really should try the chicken legs in Aisle 4. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
10723 Have you had these seaweed snacks? Are they any good? Now I dont want to step on your tale if you were going to go ahead and recommend them. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
10724 If you're fishin' for a compliment then I must say you're quite the catch. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
10725 $7.99 for pretzels... stick that in your blowhole. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
10726 I’m big on produce. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
10727 I notice the contents of our carts are nearly identical... 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
10728 Moby?...Moby Dick? Sea food is aisle 5... 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
10729 So what if I shop at Cost and Save? Call me Ish-looking-for-a-deal. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
10730 Ocean all out of salt and vinegar? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
10731 Told you we wouldn’t be able to find these at the shipwreck 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
10732 Oh, you again! Gotta rush? Yeah, me too. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
10733 I'm having a whale of a time shopping here me to ! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
10734 Got space for a hundred more calories in there,bud? 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
10735 Now it sort of feels like you’re following me around. Were these the last bag of 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
10736 The Matzah... It's a whale of a deal! 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
10737 I kind of obsessive about free-range seafood. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
10738 Have you never heard of social distancing? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
10739 But look! They're tiny! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
10740 Flukes! Now they've made your grandpa a bloody white brand! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
10741 If you don’t quit stalking me, it’ll be tit for tat! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
10742 Do you know how hard these are to find? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
10743 I got me chips, so better watch yerself. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
10744 We can't give our guests maps to my place - It is not down on any map; true places never are. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
10745 You picked the cereal last week. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
10746 Pardon me, do you know on which aisle I can find anchovy pizza? 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
10747 You should try the low-sodium one, Moby. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
10748 Oh, I see. NOW you're happy to eat like everyone else. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
10749 You really shouldn't shop on four empty stomachs. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
10750 I'll get the chips, you get the salsa, and we'll meet round perdition's flames. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
10751 Captain, need whale oil to put a shine on that leg? I just left some in aisle 5. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
10752 Try these they're gluten free, few calories and helped me from binging. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
10753 You really outta leave some fish for the rest of the shoppers 1.0667 0.03952 75 72 1 2
10754 I saw some of your relatives in the middle aisle..." "Really? I told them to wait in the ocean." "Ever hear of a sperm whale named Big Black Moby Dick hahaha!" "Your wife made me blast my blowhole all night. See how she walkin' now? Das dat Whale D 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
10755 I used to fuck guys like you in prison. (Note: While it may appear that the Mennonite is saying this to the whale, the whale is actually communicating this telepathically to the Mennonite, whose mouth hangs open in shock) 1.0658 0.03900 76 73 1 2
10756 These are really hard to find, but worth it.” 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
10757 We're going to need a bigger boat 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
10758 Do you know if this works on white meat?” 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
10759 Is this wokeism getting to your head? Masks too small for you? 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
10760 For the umpteenth time, these chips DO NOT come in krill flavour. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
10761 What are you looking at? Have you never seen a whale in a grocery store before? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
10762 Think of all the years I gave you spicy instead of salty and irritated your blowhole. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
10763 Yeah, it’s a Playboy. Ever seen an Amish wife? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
10764 I'm sorry - they're out of krill-flavored chips. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
10765 Dwindling food supplies in the ocean call for new strategies 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
10766 You've lost weight since I last saw you. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
10767 Did you get the margarine? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
10768 Madam, they do not carry face masks in my size. What is your excuse? 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
10769 What?! No, the names, uh... Doby... yeah, Doby Mick! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
10770 I've been hunting for them so long and finally found KrillKrispies at Whalemart. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
10771 For the last time, I can’t get you into The Most Famous Artist group. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
10772 You like those frozen fish and chips, am I right? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
10773 I already told you why you're here -- to draw attention away from my leg! 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
10774 It's a tasty new cereal called "Walk The Plankton". 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
10775 I don’t need a list. I keep them all in my head” 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
10776 I’m not going to dinner with you anymore 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
10777 Yes, I think that mint jelly would go well with leg of lamb 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
10778 I promise, absolutely blubber free. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
10779 Remember: Just vegetables for you until you lose all the pandemic weight or you569210-450a-478c-99f6-daf2b333c863 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
10780 It's not organic - sorry 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
10781 It says 'Model Finishing', not fishing. It's about building scale models. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
10782 But I whaley want Chips Ahoy 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
10783 These are the wipes I generally use when I have thousands of people being vaccinated underneath me. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
10784 Hmmm... sustainably-harvested plankton; gluten free, no GMO ‘s!” (On behalf of my father who doesn’t own a computer) @newyorkercartoon 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
10785 'I'm buying chips." 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
10786 Hast thou seen this great sale? 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
10787 Plankton allergies hit you hard again this season, eh? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
10788 What did you do with Cap't. Ahab?? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
10789 chips is covered, you'll get the fish? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
10790 Do you prefer the plastic free ones? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
10791 Maybe it's the hat as you have displaced me for someone else. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
10792 I'm sorry. I'm trying to practice social distancing, but the Pacific is quite vast, and I'm lonely. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
10793 No, you don't have to harpoon Cheez-Its. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
10794 Are you sure this is the right brand? Your mom thought the chips were too salty last time. I love you so much. 1.0641 0.03801 78 75 1 2
10795 Do you know if these are gluten-free? 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
10796 We’re about 20,000 leagues over our budget. 1.0638 0.02952 94 89 4 1
10797 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
10798 Did you bring your wallet? I left my sixteen-dollar piece on the mast. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
10799 You go ahead, I'm just looking for some fish. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
10800 I agree,the Netflix documentary "Seaspircy" missed the mark on their title not calling it "Conspirasea" 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
10801 What do you call this? Oatmeal? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
10802 Try the fish sticks, they’re to die for. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
10803 I know it's too much junk food, but don't be such a dick about it. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
10804 I think Ishmael a good deal! Huh? Huh?? 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
10805 What? The pandemic was tough on us too and shopping has given me a new sense of porpoise... I mean purpose! 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
10806 Yea, I see you know if you wanna do the restaurant right, you’ve gotta shop it your own. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
10807 Relax! I got enough tuna for both of us. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
10808 Hi Captain Ahab - glad to see you’re a Costco member too.... 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
10809 This wooden leg says I can criticize your snack choices,but you can’t say a thing about mine. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
10810 I don't care if it's the last bag Moby, you of all people shouldn't be throwing that word around. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
10811 I don’t think they sell Harpoon here.” 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
10812 I am tormented with an everlasting itch for kettle corn. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
10813 Whale,whale,whale. Who do we have here? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
10814 Do you mind if I run over and pick up a harpoon real quick? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
10815 What happens when you don’t just kill the dang whale. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
10816 I picked up those krill patties you like so much 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
10817 Aye, glad I already got what I needed from the krill aisle. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
10818 Excuse me but do you what isle the low fat foods are in? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
10819 This is all well and good, but have you called Ishmael? 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
10820 Excuse me, but by any chance do you know if this Japanese dry cod is kosher? 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
10821 Hey Big Guy, no need to get upset, I swear this isn't the last bag of Sea Salt Chips! 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
10822 Are you saying just the chips without the fish? 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
10823 Hi! Capitan ! I've been wondering whether you have been able to find a suitable leg here in the meat section 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
10824 I'm not who you think I am. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
10825 It says it builds strong bones. It’s a little late for that, wouldn’t you say? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
10826 Does this aisle contain kosher snacks? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
10827 I’m sick and tired of krilled cheese ' “ 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
10828 No Moby, fish sticks are for people, not whales" 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
10829 You look like you have a head for details. I'd be lost without my list. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
10830 And no leg of lamb and no turkey leg either. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
10831 Would you ever will stop to be a Dick...Moby...? 1.0615 0.03004 65 60 4 0
10832 Whale hurry it up why don’t you 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
10833 'Relax! These days they consider me bycatch' 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
10834 What you looking at? I need to do a Costco run too" 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
10835 I'm usually the one who gets the trolley with the squeaky wheel. 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
10836 'Finally, someone who also thinks the blowhards at Big Chip only fill the bag half way. I've been searching for you my whole life.' 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
10837 Salmon sure, But I don't hoard any paper products. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
10838 Remember, nothing tastes as good as thin feels. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
10839 Where can I find the chips? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
10840 Don't be offended, but I've become interested in cooking since I discovered this excellent recipe for British "Spotted Dick." 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
10841 How about anchovies for dinner? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
10842 It's the last bag of oyster crackers and it's mine. Don't bite my leg off! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
10843 whale you practice social distancing?” Captio 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
10844 Excuse me, can you tell me where the jello is?. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
10845 You will need to cut back. This instant plankton will put us in the poor house. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
10846 It's called Ishmael's Stovetop Chowder 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
10847 Dugong be long Mr Lincoln? I'm running late for the beachfront 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
10848 Are you still eating gluten? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
10849 We made good money together, didn't we? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
10850 Toothpicks are in aisle 5. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
10851 I told you not to have the shrimp. Happens every time. Try the aardvark. Mint jelly. A hot roll. It's not shellfish, but the portions are fantastic. Now, let's finishing shopping so you can spoon with me while I watch Sponge Bob. Hic! Burrrrrrrp! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
10852 Pollution got your tongue? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
10853 Speak, thou vast and venerable demon! Admit ye stole all me marshmallows while I was in the loo! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
10854 Do you think this is Kosher? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
10855 Jonah! You don't know how much I've missed you. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
10856 Today’s catch: white cheddar potato chips! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
10857 Shopping is tough these days, isn’t it? 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
10858 I'm John, not Jonah! 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
10859 Unlike legs, kale chips have twice the fiber and none of the fat. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
10860 You know how he gets without his Krakers. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
10861 Craziest thing. I thought you asked if you should call me Ishmael." "No, I asked you if those were kale chips. Yucch! Can't stand those." By the way, what happened to your leg?" "Boating accident. Long story. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
10862 Just between you and me, I think you're grocery-finding status is real whale. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
10863 Do you know where can I find the goldfish? 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
10864 Stop your blubbering! These aren't the right kind of chips for that. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
10865 I can never find the pretzels I'm after. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
10866 You should check out this plant-based leg substitute to lose your quarantine 15 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
10867 Keeping quiet or waiting for your turn for chips 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
10868 *Whale, if you’ll look at that* 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
10869 Do you bread your shrimp with panko crumbs or cornflakes at home? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
10870 Hey Moby quit whaling about the seafood here! Most of it is dolphin safe! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
10871 Yes it's the non-organic krill and no I'm not trying to kill you. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
10872 Ahoy thar! How’s she blowing? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
10873 Uh, sure, take them. I really didn't want these goldfish anyway. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
10874 Do you know where to find the canned salmon? 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
10875 Shall I grab us some of those cheddar flavored goldfish crackers? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
10876 Come on Moby, you've got to let me make a Vitamin C joke here and there. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
10877 There are no more fish where I am from 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
10878 Apparently the goldfish aren’t vegan. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
10879 Whale: I wonder why everybody is Staring? Man: *drops bag of food* 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
10880 Sorry, they don't make masks in my size. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
10881 You know, this whole "a family that shops together stays together" thing has become an obsession with you. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
10882 These are plastic-free and on sale! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
10883 You wouldn't happen to know if they carry krill? 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
10884 They don't sell krill in Costco so you're just going to have to adjust. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
10885 When your shopping professionally for people at home, you do have to leave the frozen fish aisle. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
10886 You've change! And still alive? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
10887 Excuse me ma'am, where can I find the goldfish? 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
10888 Mob, if you want to balance your diet you should try this vegan quinoa 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
10889 You got it right. Now I'm vegan, too. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
10890 It's wide wale corduroy." "Oh, shut up Ishmael. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
10891 Hi Ahab, it's been a while. Glad you're fully vaccinated, too. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
10892 Chag Sa-beach 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
10893 Abe and the whale do a shop 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
10894 So next time I offer you popcorn instead of my leg, now you know I have cheddar. 1.0562 0.02455 89 84 5 0
10895 Pardon me, but are you kosher for Passover? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
10896 If it isn’t around aisle ten, or around the Norway melons or around perdition’s deli counter then they probably don’t have it here 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
10897 You get the cranberry sauce. I’ll get the tarter sauce. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
10898 Don't worry about the prices, we have Food Stamps. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
10899 No soda crackers. You know what they do to your blowhole. 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
10900 Well hello,old chum. Credit to Jake Heggie for this caption. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
10901 Don't forget the herring in cream sauce! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
10902 Are you sure that this caviar is Kosher, Mr Beluga? 1.0556 0.02428 90 85 5 0
10903 It turns out reduced-calorie kettle corn was my great white whale. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
10904 Krill-flavored chips...whatta ya think? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
10905 This PPE protects against all variants! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
10906 . "What do you think of this new dried squid?" 1.0556 0.02428 90 85 5 0
10907 Now we headed to the sea food section 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
10908 Had a whale of a good time at the theatre! How about you? 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
10909 Target ends Cartwheel rewards program, promises shoppers new Cart Whale perks in its place. 🐳 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
10910 So Abraham Lincoln has a whale of a time shopping ! 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
10911 Can you direct me to the shrimp and squid aisle? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
10912 Unbleached? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
10913 Ah.Of course they would name these..Moby Dick potato chips ! 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
10914 You should watch the carbs, Charles 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
10915 No, I have not watched Seaspiracy yet. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
10916 Baby Beluga--you look as you have had both your shots: And not wearing your mask? Still a bit risky: From: Vipin Bery,Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.com 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
10917 Sea salt or jalapeno chips? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
10918 Excuse me. Have you tried these chips before? My niece loves them but they look too garlic-y for me. I have a sensitive stomach when it comes to garlic. That's why I don't eat Korean BBQ. The beef strips in my cart are for Korean BBQ, but not for me. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
10919 Listen Dick, we're getting the reduced fat chips. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
10920 Hello!!! We're social distancing here!" 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
10921 Yes,I believe krill is in aisle 7 next to the barnacle end cap. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
10922 Excuse me. Which way to the Whaling Wall? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
10923 He bits off my leg and then asks if he can form a social bubble with me! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
10924 are these sustainably caught 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
10925 Surprised to see me at your shop for once? Thought I’d see if I could catch any d(eels). Also, where’s the DIY aisle, I need a ton of planks... 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
10926 Are you the one responsible for this whale of a sale? 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
10927 Excuse me, "Do you know where the seafood aisle is located?" 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
10928 Because I cannot feed on plastics in the oceans 1.0533 0.03229 75 72 2 1
10929 They're out of the reduced-fat chips. 1.0526 0.02578 76 71 4 0
10930 Kleenex? Aisle 2, I think. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
10931 Would you accept the powdered krill? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
10932 Hey! Look Moby some sour cream plankton , how about that for a snack! 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
10933 Moby: I am leg-itimately sorry Ahab, I thought it was a fish finger 😢 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
10934 These products are a whale of a deal. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
10935 Don't worry I'm not into seafood. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
10936 There she shops!! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
10937 Well, I’ve heard you have competition from an elephant in the room. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
10938 How you like it Ahab? 1.0513 0.03106 78 75 2 1
10939 I am Is the Beluga caviar in this aisle? 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
10940 I’ve seen a whale but not a shopping whale! 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
10941 oh.. do you think I'm selecting the wrong brand? What do suggest? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
10942 It is not down on any coupon; true deals never are. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
10943 The captain's on another aisle, they call me Ishmael. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
10944 Aye,it's the organic sea salt that brings back the memories. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
10945 Do chips go well with whale meat? 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
10946 Those splinters finally got to you, eh? 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
10947 Don’t be a big Dick keep 6 feet back 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
10948 If you drive yourself crazy searching for something in the distance you can miss what’s right in front of you... 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
10949 Ahab, you may be stocking up for a long hunt, I'm stocking up for a long evasion 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
10950 Hey Mobes, remind me--is popcorn paleo? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
10951 toilet paper is sold out! 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
10952 Are you interested in making thousands a month while being your own boss? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
10953 Did you know these have 30g of sugar per serving? It’s terrible but I can’t help myself.” 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
10954 No slight intended but this is a kosher market. You look like a fish out of water. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
10955 But it's got gluten... 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
10956 Sorry Ms. this is natural. I don’t know where the hair removal cream is 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
10957 Watch out - I'm scoring enough nachos to last a week of pursuing the big one. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
10958 Because I remember how good you taste... 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
10959 The cashier’s gonna give you a hard time about your mask not fitting. I’ll get your cart, just pay me back later. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
10960 Better hurry over to aisle 6 for that not-to-miss plankton promotion. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
10961 You’re such a Dick crowding me like that! 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
10962 Yakety Yak, don't talk back" 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
10963 I am tormented with an itch for things remote, myself. But who can travel these days? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
10964 how are those side effects from Sputnik doing? 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
10965 Whale Gerald, you didn’t peg me as an organic cereal type of person. 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
10966 This is not where I expected to meet again. 1.0476 0.02705 63 59 3 0
10967 Keep walkin', pegleg. 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
10968 Don’t misjudge me. This won’t cost us an arm and a leg, this time! And I swear this bag of chips is 100% potato made. Zero chance of choke hazard! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
10969 Can I find the bread STICKS, the chicken LEGS, can you please stop with the comedy. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
10970 my nutritionist said it is health to eat those new “sea planktons” 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
10971 Is that farm raised or wild shrimp? 1.0471 0.02853 85 82 2 1
10972 Is this the brand you like best or is it the other one? 1.0471 0.02853 85 82 2 1
10973 How are we with frozen squid, Moby? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
10974 Shop’s open for all. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
10975 These Krill chips any good? 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
10976 The citrus fruits are in aisle 7- why do you ask? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
10977 Do you come here for the blubber sale, too? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
10978 Jonah, you think you can escape me and get lost in these cheap tuna cans? You can't hide from your dear Nino! 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
10979 „Oh. You think you really need this last package kosher sea salt?“ 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
10980 Have you read this article about climate change?” “Why do you think I’m here?! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
10981 You may have bested me at sea but I have more than 10 items! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
10982 Okay, so I'm not eating healthy. You don't have to be a Dick about it. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
10983 Shame on you! That's my nephew. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
10984 Looks like we’re going to need a clean up on isle 6 1.0455 0.02584 66 62 3 0
10985 Are you going to the reading party tonight? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
10986 I must meet your magician! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
10987 Hey,Moby,how was your weekend with the kids? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
10988 It is not down on any aisle; quality placemats never are. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
10989 Yeah, I thought the ad read “Come on Down for the Great White Whale” instead of “Great White Bread Sale,” but thought as long as I’m here... 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
10990 Do you recommend these sardines? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
10991 Thou damned Whale! From hell’s heart I grab at thee last package of smoked salmon! 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
10992 The term: "Whale of a Deal" now takes on a real meaning. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
10993 No, gluten free and Kosher aren't the same thing. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
10994 I know you’re doing keto, but the whole separate carts thing kinda makes me feel like it was all just for the disabled parking access. 1.0441 0.03269 68 66 1 1
10995 Hello Chalkwhale! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
10996 I believe the canned tuna is on aisle 5" 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
10997 But I do miss the Fish and Chips. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
10998 Something to read whale you wait? 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
10999 I’m looking for sardines do you know what isle? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
11000 Don’t sulk. I warned you that if you gave me another flat tire with your cart, I was going to slap that silly grin off your face. 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
11001 Restrictions turning a whale into a vegan. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
11002 I think your cousin's corpse is in aisle 2. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
11003 These pork chops are a whale of a deal 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
11004 No, they don't have legs, it's legumes. And please stop following me. You can't imagine how distressing that is. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
11005 They have such an eatable look that the most self-denying stranger can hardly keep his hands off. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
11006 Now I see why they’ve added shrimp tails to cereal... 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
11007 I'm trying to eat low-blubber, you know 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
11008 ‘Do you know where the beluga caviar is?’ 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
11009 now we have covered the shopping list , what else would we need for tonight's party? 1.0429 0.03176 70 68 1 1
11010 So now your thing is counter-revenge grocery shopping? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
11011 Would you hold my spot? I forgot to grab organic kale. 1.0423 0.03131 71 69 1 1
11012 It'll kill me someday, but I have to have these. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
11013 I'm here to shop some plastic 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
11014 Why not try the leg of man Crisps this time? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
11015 Do you think 4 bags of chips is enough for the party? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
11016 @signorance “Hey friend, do you know if this vegan tofu tuna is dolphin-safe?” 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
11017 Don’t buy those. Look what they did to me! 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
11018 When you look back and see your bills are bigger than you!! #banker #productguy 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
11019 Seaweed snacks - thus, I give up the potato chips! 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
11020 Try everything , achieve what you can. 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
11021 I'm having a whale of a time here 1.0400 0.02965 75 73 1 1
11022 Did you bring our masks and sanitizer? 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
11023 They have plenty of flour and yeast now; I don’t understand why you’re still searching 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
11024 Sorry, but I don't have any extra coupons. 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
11025 Are you Ahab? 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
11026 It’s getting desperate out there. 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
11027 Ah, Mr. Wilkinson, it's me, Gary from the library. Can't say I'm surprised running into you here, we are underwater after all. Anyway, I buy these chips because they're my only coping mechanism that doesn't involve mopping up cum. Ha ha! I kid. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
11028 In your experience, do potato chips go well with tuna fish? 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
11029 I hate bumping into coworkers that I don't like at the supermarket. 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
11030 yes, it's gluten free AND kosher 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
11031 there’s no whale this food is free 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
11032 I didn't know that this store was so inclusive! 1.0370 0.02111 81 78 3 0
11033 Gordons recommends his brand of fish and chips instead of Moby Dicks. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
11034 Wouldn't you really rather have some shrimp, it's on sale in isle 5. 1.0349 0.01990 86 83 3 0
11035 Don't get the Hump these are 100% recyclable. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
11036 Everyone's got a gimmick now... who would eat this stuff? Marine plankton chips, yuck! 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
11037 Skewers tonight? 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
11038 I’m not your Baby, Beluga. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
11039 Do you prefer herring chips or tuna flakes?... or is that too OCD? 1.0333 0.02337 60 57 2 0
11040 Even if you count the harpoon, it's still only six items. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
11041 This is all your fault. How many times have I told you not to call him Malt-O-Meal? 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
11042 You bet your considerable ass we're getting low-fat. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
11043 Yes, I too love dry food. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
11044 You’re lucky I’m not a hump back whale 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
11045 I don't think the diet portions would appeal to you. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
11046 We can add fish sauce. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
11047 Sea you at work. GREGORY HERR Cincinnati OH 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
11048 Those carbs will go straight to your thigh” - Moby. “Why you always gotta be such a dick?” - Aha 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
11049 This market is not accessible or set up at all for a whale like myself, that being said I do understand because this is a pretty unique situation. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
11050 Keep it up buddy and you'll end up in the canned blubber isle. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
11051 Have you considered a gluten-free diet? 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
11052 I’ve been looking for these chips for years! 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
11053 It's a tail of a Whale 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
11054 'I keep thinking it's Tuesday' 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
11055 This prices are out of context, don't you think? 1.0286 0.02857 70 69 0 1
11056 This pseudo happiness will treat your swollen head of disappointments. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
11057 Are these gluten free? 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
11058 Can I borrow some blubber for my eskimo relitaves? 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
11059 No, they don’t sell Starbuck’s coffee here. 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
11060 For hate’s sake I take the last bag of non-GMO krill. 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
11061 I better put a few of these back. 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
11062 Oh hello there! I get it.. won’t speed boat behind you where you belong! 1.0253 0.01779 79 77 2 0
11063 No chocolate flavored chum, again! 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
11064 Maybe we should get a place together 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
11065 They’re running a special on Moby Dick sausages! 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
11066 How does that sound, the wale is, hopefully, considering to pick up food from grocery store, without baking me?! 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
11067 Err these chaps need to drink mur err rum 1.0127 0.01274 79 78 1 0
11068 Someone told me chips go well with fish. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0