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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-05-02T20:07:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-05-16T20:08:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-05-10T20:08:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | May 17, 2021 |
Number of captions | 11069 |
Number of responses | 1116808 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Oh I'm sorry, maybe I'd move faster if SOMEONE didn't bite my leg off. | 1.8182 | 0.01246 | 4038 | 1697 | 1374 | 964 |
1 | Hit me again with your cart and I'll hunt you down until the day I die. | 1.8123 | 0.01077 | 5621 | 2457 | 1762 | 1402 |
2 | If anyone asks, you’re my support animal. | 1.8092 | 0.01125 | 4868 | 2052 | 1693 | 1123 |
3 | Call me Ishmael. I'm using his employee discount. | 1.7987 | 0.01243 | 4089 | 1785 | 1342 | 962 |
4 | It was Melville who called you a dick. | 1.7884 | 0.01262 | 4145 | 1897 | 1224 | 1021 |
5 | My therapist says you’re a metaphor. | 1.7842 | 0.01115 | 4699 | 1988 | 1734 | 975 |
6 | No, I don't know where the Tide is. | 1.7829 | 0.01558 | 2566 | 1138 | 847 | 581 |
7 | I don't care where you breathe from, masks are required. | 1.7724 | 0.01736 | 2078 | 941 | 669 | 468 |
8 | I chased you down for 700 pages and now I run into you in the cereal aisle? | 1.7690 | 0.01119 | 4826 | 2145 | 1651 | 1030 |
9 | These people pay for 'sea salt' ? | 1.7684 | 0.01902 | 1589 | 683 | 591 | 315 |
10 | You know they’re not real goldfish, though, right? | 1.7613 | 0.01366 | 3125 | 1373 | 1125 | 627 |
11 | Yes I am parked in the handicapped space,and you can thank yourself for that. | 1.7571 | 0.01330 | 3339 | 1490 | 1170 | 679 |
12 | Catch you later. | 1.7569 | 0.01173 | 4377 | 1979 | 1483 | 915 |
13 | I'll catch you later. | 1.7516 | 0.01293 | 3575 | 1623 | 1217 | 735 |
14 | Buddy, it’s New York. EVERYONE feels like a fish out of water. | 1.7474 | 0.01228 | 3871 | 1742 | 1365 | 764 |
15 | This isn’t the ending I wanted, either. | 1.7447 | 0.01334 | 3279 | 1482 | 1152 | 645 |
16 | We're in the same boat now. You're the hated white whale, and me, the hated white male. | 1.7430 | 0.01517 | 2751 | 1315 | 828 | 608 |
17 | Oh, NOW you're a vegetarian. | 1.7401 | 0.01389 | 2986 | 1349 | 1064 | 573 |
18 | It’s Captain Crunch. You’ll like it. | 1.7396 | 0.01783 | 1820 | 825 | 644 | 351 |
19 | You don’t have to say “thar she blows’ every time you find an item you’re looking for. | 1.7364 | 0.01306 | 3410 | 1560 | 1189 | 661 |
20 | Six feet, Moby! | 1.7362 | 0.01414 | 3048 | 1436 | 980 | 632 |
21 | No, I gave up searching for you long ago. I'm just looking for toilet paper now. | 1.7340 | 0.01332 | 3275 | 1502 | 1142 | 631 |
22 | Just because we did a book together does not mean we are friends. | 1.7334 | 0.01222 | 3744 | 1679 | 1384 | 681 |
23 | There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere for you. | 1.7258 | 0.01471 | 2648 | 1221 | 932 | 495 |
24 | You read the sign wrong- it's Whole Foods | 1.7248 | 0.01501 | 2812 | 1384 | 818 | 610 |
25 | Don't act like you don't know me. | 1.7234 | 0.01519 | 2545 | 1196 | 857 | 492 |
26 | Go on ahead of me...I'll catch you later. | 1.7232 | 0.01329 | 3154 | 1436 | 1155 | 563 |
27 | Plankton? This isn't Trader Joe's. | 1.7171 | 0.01756 | 1923 | 919 | 629 | 375 |
28 | I’ve been good...Sold the ship, started seeing a therapist.....Anyways, how have you been?! You look great... | 1.7136 | 0.01456 | 2689 | 1261 | 937 | 491 |
29 | Just so we are clear: what happens at sea stays at sea. | 1.7009 | 0.01637 | 2116 | 1011 | 727 | 378 |
30 | After a lot of therapy, Ahab and Moby Dick now live a quiet life together in Nantucket. | 1.6990 | 0.01686 | 2070 | 1014 | 665 | 391 |
31 | Couldn't you just follow me on Facebook like everyone else? | 1.6989 | 0.01817 | 1694 | 805 | 594 | 295 |
32 | Right !Another Dick who won’t wear a mask | 1.6988 | 0.01827 | 1899 | 974 | 523 | 402 |
33 | It’s always weird seeing you outside of work. | 1.6977 | 0.01656 | 1985 | 931 | 723 | 331 |
34 | Settled down. Had a kid. How about you? | 1.6974 | 0.01676 | 1986 | 945 | 697 | 344 |
35 | Don’t feel bad, everyone gained a little blubber in quarantine. | 1.6947 | 0.01709 | 1890 | 898 | 671 | 321 |
36 | Staring blankly ahead and standing motionless Moby hopes he won't be recognized. | 1.6922 | 0.01804 | 1826 | 910 | 568 | 348 |
37 | Oh hey, I almost didn't recognize you outside of work. | 1.6914 | 0.01771 | 1818 | 884 | 609 | 324 |
38 | That was 1850. Let it go. And stop following me everywhere. | 1.6903 | 0.02275 | 1127 | 557 | 362 | 208 |
39 | Oh, there you are. I've been looking for you. | 1.6869 | 0.01875 | 1667 | 831 | 527 | 309 |
40 | Don't worry, no one has actually read the book | 1.6834 | 0.01884 | 1589 | 779 | 534 | 276 |
41 | So Ahab let me get this straight,you can follow me all over the world,but,when I follow you in the market it’s harassment? | 1.6828 | 0.01944 | 1573 | 796 | 480 | 297 |
42 | Oh great, first the elephant in the room, now this. | 1.6802 | 0.01967 | 1498 | 750 | 477 | 271 |
43 | I can’t believe I spent all that time in the ocean when you come here every Thursday. | 1.6796 | 0.01916 | 1492 | 724 | 522 | 246 |
44 | Cap’n Crunch is a cereal, just so we’re clear. | 1.6765 | 0.01986 | 1422 | 703 | 476 | 243 |
45 | Fine, we will get Captain Crunch this one time. | 1.6726 | 0.02074 | 1341 | 678 | 424 | 239 |
46 | Cap'n Crunch? Really? | 1.6720 | 0.02108 | 1317 | 672 | 405 | 240 |
47 | Somehow I pictured this reckoning taking place at sea | 1.6636 | 0.02144 | 1180 | 585 | 407 | 188 |
48 | Chips Ahoy or Goldfish? | 1.6629 | 0.02164 | 1157 | 574 | 399 | 184 |
49 | Long time, no sea. | 1.6617 | 0.02577 | 875 | 452 | 267 | 156 |
50 | It's always the same. Just when you stop looking for something... | 1.6616 | 0.02300 | 1046 | 526 | 348 | 172 |
51 | Stop complaining about the prices. This is Nantucket. | 1.6584 | 0.02335 | 1086 | 570 | 317 | 199 |
52 | Technically, you are not a fish out of water. | 1.6571 | 0.02257 | 1082 | 547 | 359 | 176 |
53 | Would you mind staying one fathom away? | 1.6570 | 0.02255 | 1067 | 535 | 363 | 169 |
54 | I've moved on. I think you should too. | 1.6557 | 0.02246 | 1037 | 511 | 372 | 154 |
55 | You look familiar. Did I ever stab at thee from hell's heart? | 1.6529 | 0.02343 | 1014 | 519 | 328 | 167 |
56 | When the hell did sea salt become a thing? | 1.6526 | 0.02326 | 1019 | 519 | 335 | 165 |
57 | Okay-point made, it's not nice to be followed. | 1.6524 | 0.02310 | 1007 | 506 | 343 | 156 |
58 | Yeah, well whose fault is it that I'm slow? | 1.6512 | 0.02370 | 989 | 507 | 320 | 162 |
59 | Well, this is awkward. | 1.6504 | 0.02301 | 981 | 486 | 352 | 143 |
60 | Did you call me Ishmael? | 1.6471 | 0.02462 | 972 | 518 | 279 | 175 |
61 | ALL krill is gluten-free! | 1.6465 | 0.02367 | 976 | 500 | 321 | 155 |
62 | Well this is novel. | 1.6441 | 0.02477 | 902 | 467 | 289 | 146 |
63 | Oh, there you are! I've been looking all over for you! | 1.6427 | 0.02438 | 890 | 451 | 306 | 133 |
64 | ... And so he sent me a text message that simply said, 'Call me. Ishmael.' | 1.6424 | 0.02617 | 864 | 465 | 243 | 156 |
65 | I chase you across the seven seas and then I run into you at Walmart. | 1.6419 | 0.02633 | 849 | 458 | 237 | 153 |
66 | Did you just call me Ishmael? | 1.6401 | 0.02559 | 878 | 467 | 260 | 151 |
67 | Of course, I remember you! | 1.6379 | 0.02575 | 834 | 436 | 264 | 134 |
68 | Big ocean, small world, am I right? | 1.6364 | 0.02529 | 825 | 422 | 281 | 122 |
69 | Wild caught OK? | 1.6360 | 0.02592 | 816 | 426 | 261 | 129 |
70 | Moby, feeding you is costing an arm and leg | 1.6356 | 0.02624 | 815 | 431 | 250 | 134 |
71 | You got my leg, but I got the last package of frozen shrimp! | 1.6334 | 0.02588 | 802 | 416 | 264 | 122 |
72 | Honestly, I checked Google maps and I thought "whale foods" was a typo. | 1.6324 | 0.02730 | 789 | 430 | 219 | 140 |
73 | After searching the seas for years for Moby, Ahab is stunned to find out they're neighbors and actually shop at the same store. | 1.6324 | 0.02677 | 789 | 421 | 237 | 131 |
74 | I said, the krill is gone! | 1.6317 | 0.02666 | 782 | 414 | 242 | 126 |
75 | The irony of finding you IN a Target is not lost on me | 1.6298 | 0.02640 | 759 | 393 | 254 | 112 |
76 | Gregory Peck? Yeah, I get that a lot. | 1.6290 | 0.02680 | 752 | 394 | 243 | 115 |
77 | You know, somehow I liked you better when you were just a metaphor. | 1.6290 | 0.02660 | 752 | 391 | 249 | 112 |
78 | Of all the markets, in all the towns, in all the world... | 1.6274 | 0.02734 | 738 | 392 | 229 | 117 |
79 | Maintain one fathom, please. | 1.6263 | 0.03407 | 463 | 243 | 150 | 70 |
80 | You like Cap'n Crunch, right? | 1.6253 | 0.02781 | 718 | 384 | 219 | 115 |
81 | No, I’m Bob. Ishmael has a wooden leg on his right. | 1.6239 | 0.02814 | 710 | 383 | 211 | 116 |
82 | Ahab?" "Moby? | 1.6199 | 0.02871 | 684 | 372 | 200 | 112 |
83 | I got you the ones with Sea Salt. | 1.6190 | 0.02822 | 664 | 350 | 217 | 97 |
84 | They're just goldfish! And for the last time: you're not a fish! | 1.6188 | 0.02908 | 669 | 365 | 194 | 110 |
85 | No, no, it's just the different context. Like seeing your school teacher at the mall. | 1.6185 | 0.02727 | 671 | 344 | 239 | 88 |
86 | Nice to talk. I'll catch you later. | 1.6176 | 0.02840 | 659 | 349 | 213 | 97 |
87 | Are you sure? You look so familiar... | 1.6153 | 0.02891 | 642 | 343 | 203 | 96 |
88 | Have you seen a great white wine? | 1.6151 | 0.02923 | 647 | 355 | 185 | 104 |
89 | Yeah, well, these are my obsession now. | 1.6136 | 0.02860 | 634 | 334 | 211 | 89 |
90 | I keep forgetting. Krill or Plankton Chips ? | 1.6135 | 0.02877 | 639 | 340 | 206 | 93 |
91 | Stay six feet, or one fathom, behind me. | 1.6133 | 0.02791 | 631 | 324 | 227 | 80 |
92 | Don't be such a dick, Moby. | 1.6107 | 0.03001 | 655 | 370 | 170 | 115 |
93 | Stop your blubbering. | 1.6101 | 0.03027 | 613 | 338 | 176 | 99 |
94 | Moby, shadowing and foreshadowing are two different things. | 1.6093 | 0.02916 | 604 | 319 | 202 | 83 |
95 | Do you ever feel trapped in a seemingly endless allegory? | 1.6067 | 0.03065 | 595 | 329 | 171 | 95 |
96 | The sperm bank is next door. | 1.6055 | 0.03134 | 583 | 327 | 159 | 97 |
97 | If I admit that "Whale of a Sale" is a micro-aggression can we just move on? | 1.6052 | 0.03080 | 580 | 319 | 171 | 90 |
98 | Stay six feet back or, by God, I’ll hunt you down to the ends of the earth. | 1.6049 | 0.03095 | 567 | 310 | 171 | 86 |
99 | I told you to wait in the car. | 1.6038 | 0.03091 | 573 | 315 | 170 | 88 |
100 | You're a little out of your depth, ain't thee? | 1.6025 | 0.03030 | 561 | 300 | 184 | 77 |
101 | No, I don't want to be your chum. | 1.6014 | 0.03129 | 562 | 311 | 164 | 87 |
102 | Seriously? Captain Crunch? | 1.6011 | 0.03090 | 564 | 309 | 171 | 84 |
103 | Oh God Moby, don't be a dick. | 1.6011 | 0.03255 | 569 | 330 | 136 | 103 |
104 | Don't worry. These days I'm consumed by the hunt for hand sanitizer and toilet paper. | 1.6007 | 0.03115 | 556 | 305 | 168 | 83 |
105 | Legs? They're in the meat case. | 1.6000 | 0.03266 | 550 | 315 | 140 | 95 |
106 | No, you can't call me Ismael. | 1.5996 | 0.03112 | 547 | 298 | 170 | 79 |
107 | shouldn't I be following you? | 1.5981 | 0.03033 | 540 | 286 | 185 | 69 |
108 | Ever see any of the old crew? | 1.5978 | 0.03036 | 542 | 288 | 184 | 70 |
109 | Goldfish”? Seriously? | 1.5965 | 0.03007 | 570 | 308 | 184 | 78 |
110 | Forty years at sea and I run into you here. | 1.5954 | 0.03117 | 524 | 282 | 172 | 70 |
111 | I got krill this time, not kale. Happy? | 1.5942 | 0.03135 | 515 | 277 | 170 | 68 |
112 | Can’t I go anywhere without you following me? It’s like you’re obsessed with me. | 1.5938 | 0.03128 | 549 | 304 | 164 | 81 |
113 | Stay 6 feet away, Dick! | 1.5918 | 0.03327 | 512 | 292 | 137 | 83 |
114 | An awkward silence commenced in the chips aisle when Ahab ran into his ex. | 1.5918 | 0.03187 | 534 | 298 | 156 | 80 |
115 | All these years and I could have found you in aisle 5! | 1.5899 | 0.03247 | 495 | 272 | 154 | 69 |
116 | I think allegories are the next aisle over. | 1.5896 | 0.03478 | 441 | 245 | 132 | 64 |
117 | Well, this is a plot twist I didn't see coming! | 1.5895 | 0.03262 | 497 | 275 | 151 | 71 |
118 | Let's hope this only costs me an arm. | 1.5894 | 0.03325 | 492 | 276 | 142 | 74 |
119 | I was wondering why there was only one bag of krill chips left. | 1.5892 | 0.03139 | 499 | 267 | 170 | 62 |
120 | Now suddenly you're vegan. | 1.5874 | 0.03301 | 492 | 275 | 145 | 72 |
121 | Hey, I moved on...I suggest you do the same | 1.5856 | 0.03201 | 473 | 253 | 163 | 57 |
122 | That doesn’t look like six nautical feet... | 1.5847 | 0.03290 | 472 | 259 | 150 | 63 |
123 | Who're you calling a peg-leg, humpback? | 1.5840 | 0.03376 | 476 | 274 | 128 | 74 |
124 | Of all the supermarkets in all the world... | 1.5837 | 0.03364 | 466 | 260 | 140 | 66 |
125 | No, my name isn't Ishmael, sorry. | 1.5826 | 0.03255 | 484 | 270 | 143 | 66 |
126 | I marvel at how easily you've transitioned from homicidal creature of the deep to emotional support whale. | 1.5823 | 0.03415 | 462 | 261 | 133 | 68 |
127 | Nah, I'm retired. You? | 1.5811 | 0.03337 | 456 | 251 | 145 | 60 |
128 | It's over, move on. | 1.5811 | 0.03249 | 456 | 245 | 157 | 54 |
129 | Six feet please. Don't be a dick. | 1.5806 | 0.03579 | 453 | 266 | 111 | 76 |
130 | Ahab's revenge fantasies included the ultimate torture: forcing the whale to shop at Costco on a Saturday. | 1.5801 | 0.03457 | 462 | 265 | 126 | 71 |
131 | Can you please stop following me? I get what it feels like now. | 1.5775 | 0.03371 | 445 | 246 | 141 | 58 |
132 | Relax, Ahab. I'm vegan now. | 1.5773 | 0.03506 | 440 | 251 | 124 | 65 |
133 | Harpoon Ale. Really? | 1.5769 | 0.03449 | 442 | 249 | 131 | 62 |
134 | It's Ish Meal." | 1.5766 | 0.03496 | 444 | 254 | 124 | 66 |
135 | Aye,the line be long,but she moves swiftly. | 1.5755 | 0.03363 | 457 | 256 | 139 | 62 |
136 | What are you blubbering about? | 1.5751 | 0.03459 | 433 | 243 | 131 | 59 |
137 | Are you okay with Cap’n Crunch ...or would you prefer my other leg? | 1.5749 | 0.03376 | 447 | 249 | 139 | 59 |
138 | I could easily order these on Amazon, but I prefer the chase. You know what I mean? | 1.5718 | 0.03424 | 418 | 230 | 137 | 51 |
139 | I hope that was your blowhole. | 1.5718 | 0.03619 | 425 | 248 | 111 | 66 |
140 | I am not wild about the idea of a sequel either...but it's obvious we could both use the work. | 1.5711 | 0.03243 | 429 | 228 | 157 | 44 |
141 | Captain Crunch OK? | 1.5705 | 0.03449 | 440 | 250 | 128 | 61 |
142 | No actually, I'm Amish" | 1.5697 | 0.03553 | 416 | 237 | 121 | 58 |
143 | Call me Ishmael all you want, but you seem to have me confused with someone else. | 1.5686 | 0.03540 | 408 | 230 | 124 | 54 |
144 | Gonna be honest, I didn’t think I’d run into you in the seafood aisle. | 1.5679 | 0.03577 | 405 | 230 | 120 | 55 |
145 | Don’t blame me. Save the Whales told Herman to change the ending. | 1.5676 | 0.03501 | 414 | 233 | 127 | 54 |
146 | You don't have a wallet or pants, so stop pretending you'll pay. | 1.5676 | 0.03567 | 414 | 237 | 119 | 58 |
147 | I just realised that you’re a sperm whale and your name is Dick. | 1.5676 | 0.03778 | 407 | 244 | 95 | 68 |
148 | I know it wasn't actually your last name but you WERE being one at the time. | 1.5672 | 0.03601 | 409 | 235 | 116 | 58 |
149 | Ye already took me leg, now ye be after me Grape Nuts? | 1.5672 | 0.03618 | 409 | 236 | 114 | 59 |
150 | Aisle be darned! I didn't expect to find you so far from the Hi-Cs." | 1.5661 | 0.03691 | 401 | 234 | 107 | 60 |
151 | Relax, it’s made with canola oil. | 1.5638 | 0.03561 | 392 | 220 | 123 | 49 |
152 | Wait! You’ve been looking for me? | 1.5633 | 0.03453 | 403 | 223 | 133 | 47 |
153 | I’m happy we settled down, I just miss the chase sometimes, ya know? | 1.5620 | 0.03468 | 395 | 218 | 132 | 45 |
154 | Well you're not wearing a mask either. | 1.5601 | 0.03606 | 391 | 223 | 117 | 51 |
155 | So ye mean to say it hast neither grapes nor nuts? | 1.5595 | 0.03597 | 395 | 226 | 117 | 52 |
156 | Please distance one fathom, thank you. | 1.5594 | 0.03553 | 404 | 231 | 120 | 53 |
157 | Oh hey! I was looking for you. | 1.5594 | 0.03712 | 379 | 219 | 108 | 52 |
158 | I almost didn’t recognize you out of context. | 1.5585 | 0.03619 | 376 | 212 | 118 | 46 |
159 | Now that I've caught you I realize that you're just not that interesting. | 1.5580 | 0.03616 | 371 | 208 | 119 | 44 |
160 | Ever tried this Cap'n Crunch? | 1.5553 | 0.03717 | 371 | 214 | 108 | 49 |
161 | I don't care if it "bothers" you. It's a good source of Omega 3. | 1.5553 | 0.03775 | 371 | 217 | 102 | 52 |
162 | I don’t think 200 packages of krill counts as one item. | 1.5544 | 0.03594 | 377 | 213 | 119 | 45 |
163 | Yes, I'm aware legs are half-off. | 1.5531 | 0.03904 | 367 | 221 | 89 | 57 |
164 | You're not wearing a mask either. | 1.5531 | 0.03695 | 358 | 203 | 112 | 43 |
165 | Even after he destroyed the Pequod, Moby haunted Ahab at every opportunity. | 1.5521 | 0.03824 | 355 | 207 | 100 | 48 |
166 | God Moby, you really are a dick! | 1.5517 | 0.03988 | 348 | 209 | 86 | 53 |
167 | No, we're not gettin' any more Cap'n Crunch. | 1.5514 | 0.03929 | 350 | 208 | 91 | 51 |
168 | Must I remind you what happened last time we didn't keep six feet apart. | 1.5514 | 0.03839 | 321 | 180 | 105 | 36 |
169 | Don’t forget at checkout to mention that you are entitled to an endangered species discount. | 1.5504 | 0.03827 | 347 | 201 | 101 | 45 |
170 | Umm, Captain Ahab is two aisles over. I'm just an Amish guy who happens to have a wooden leg! | 1.5497 | 0.03780 | 342 | 195 | 106 | 41 |
171 | If you knock me with your kart one more time I’m going to hunt you to the ends of the earth! | 1.5494 | 0.03940 | 344 | 204 | 91 | 49 |
172 | After therapy, I've changed. These are Goldfish. | 1.5481 | 0.03618 | 374 | 214 | 115 | 45 |
173 | As he slowly lowered his pack of whale jerky into the cart, Ahab wondered if it was a mistake to come shopping in this part of town. | 1.5476 | 0.03990 | 336 | 200 | 88 | 48 |
174 | And no more biting the leg that feeds you! | 1.5465 | 0.03950 | 333 | 196 | 92 | 45 |
175 | Did you say you'll be "Following" me? Or "Swallowing" me? | 1.5463 | 0.03794 | 335 | 191 | 105 | 39 |
176 | Stop calling me email. It's Ishmael! | 1.5452 | 0.03972 | 343 | 206 | 87 | 50 |
177 | Call me stupid. I searched two of the seven seas for you, and here you in aisle 4. | 1.5447 | 0.03782 | 358 | 210 | 101 | 47 |
178 | I guess we really all are in the same same boat now... | 1.5443 | 0.03814 | 327 | 186 | 104 | 37 |
179 | For the last time, I'm Amish, not Ahab. | 1.5441 | 0.03941 | 329 | 193 | 93 | 43 |
180 | I thought I unfollowed you. | 1.5436 | 0.03766 | 344 | 198 | 105 | 41 |
181 | Of all the grocers in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine. | 1.5428 | 0.03965 | 339 | 203 | 88 | 48 |
182 | Summering in Nantucket this year? | 1.5428 | 0.03921 | 339 | 201 | 92 | 46 |
183 | I feel like we got off on the wrong foot. | 1.5424 | 0.03979 | 330 | 196 | 89 | 45 |
184 | The awkward moment when predator and prey both have more than 10 items on the express line | 1.5413 | 0.04077 | 327 | 198 | 81 | 48 |
185 | Relax. They’re just goldfish. | 1.5412 | 0.03754 | 340 | 195 | 106 | 39 |
186 | One fathom apart, please .... | 1.5397 | 0.04050 | 315 | 187 | 86 | 42 |
187 | Five fathoms distance, please. | 1.5397 | 0.03819 | 315 | 178 | 104 | 33 |
188 | I've heard you'd become a vegetarian. I assume my other leg is safe. | 1.5387 | 0.03950 | 323 | 190 | 92 | 41 |
189 | Bad enough I have to see you at work... | 1.5387 | 0.03644 | 336 | 188 | 115 | 33 |
190 | Oh for goodness sakes, give the dried krill a try | 1.5385 | 0.03873 | 312 | 178 | 100 | 34 |
191 | Thought I was dead, didn’t you? | 1.5385 | 0.04105 | 312 | 187 | 82 | 43 |
192 | You're violating the restraining order! | 1.5372 | 0.03981 | 309 | 180 | 92 | 37 |
193 | Look who's stalking now! | 1.5370 | 0.04014 | 311 | 183 | 89 | 39 |
194 | I didn't like the way I was depicted in the movie either. | 1.5370 | 0.03909 | 311 | 179 | 97 | 35 |
195 | Let me get this straight--you've gone vegan, you're looking for the gluten-free aisle, and it's 'Moby Richard' now? | 1.5370 | 0.03962 | 311 | 181 | 93 | 37 |
196 | No worries, I'm in real estate now. | 1.5368 | 0.03826 | 326 | 188 | 101 | 37 |
197 | Calm down, they’re only shaped like whales... | 1.5365 | 0.03950 | 315 | 184 | 93 | 38 |
198 | I mostly hunt bargains now. | 1.5359 | 0.03782 | 334 | 193 | 103 | 38 |
199 | Krill? Aisle three. | 1.5358 | 0.03742 | 321 | 181 | 108 | 32 |
200 | Netflix and krill? | 1.5355 | 0.03998 | 310 | 182 | 90 | 38 |
201 | Honestly, I never thought the royalties would last this long. | 1.5350 | 0.03800 | 329 | 190 | 102 | 37 |
202 | I’ve been searching for these everywhere. Look at the price, they cost an arm and a .......oh never mind. | 1.5347 | 0.03986 | 303 | 176 | 92 | 35 |
203 | It's dolphin-free and sustainably caught, okay? | 1.5344 | 0.03994 | 305 | 178 | 91 | 36 |
204 | Whaling is just so commercial these days. Now I teach yoga. | 1.5335 | 0.04046 | 313 | 187 | 85 | 41 |
205 | For the lastime, NO! We are not getting any more goldfish crackers! | 1.5335 | 0.04072 | 313 | 188 | 83 | 42 |
206 | I’m beginning to think you aren’t a figment of my imagination. | 1.5331 | 0.03829 | 317 | 182 | 101 | 34 |
207 | I thought I told you to stay in the boat! | 1.5327 | 0.03995 | 321 | 192 | 87 | 42 |
208 | Does the phrase “social distancing” mean anything to you? | 1.5319 | 0.03991 | 329 | 199 | 85 | 45 |
209 | Remembereth, as proclaimed herein, no longer art thou the murderous demon from beneath the sea, but a registered service animal here to assist me. | 1.5316 | 0.03993 | 316 | 188 | 88 | 40 |
210 | I'LL WRITE THE BOOK WHEN I"M GOOD AND READY! | 1.5316 | 0.04034 | 301 | 177 | 87 | 36 |
211 | Act like you don't know me. | 1.5308 | 0.03982 | 292 | 168 | 93 | 31 |
212 | If I had known you shopped here, we could’ve saved a lot of pages | 1.5306 | 0.03962 | 294 | 169 | 94 | 31 |
213 | I gotta say,you seem obsessed with me. | 1.5305 | 0.03884 | 311 | 180 | 97 | 34 |
214 | I think we're gonna need a bigger cart. | 1.5296 | 0.03821 | 321 | 186 | 100 | 35 |
215 | It's Abraham, not Ahab. Why? | 1.5292 | 0.04006 | 325 | 197 | 84 | 44 |
216 | Six feet please! You're practically humping my back! | 1.5292 | 0.04167 | 291 | 174 | 80 | 37 |
217 | What am I making? Let's just say it's a dish best served cold. | 1.5290 | 0.04145 | 293 | 175 | 81 | 37 |
218 | You call Ishmael, and we'll meet at Starbuck's. | 1.5290 | 0.04145 | 293 | 175 | 81 | 37 |
219 | What are you spouting off about back there? | 1.5288 | 0.04006 | 312 | 186 | 87 | 39 |
220 | Obviously, you're ignoring the restraining order. | 1.5276 | 0.04120 | 290 | 172 | 83 | 35 |
221 | Egad, I've been looking for you everywhere! | 1.5274 | 0.04099 | 292 | 173 | 84 | 35 |
222 | What, suddenly you don't like krill? | 1.5273 | 0.03938 | 311 | 183 | 92 | 36 |
223 | You are the third Beluga this week that mistook me for some guy named Ahab. Call me Shulem. | 1.5272 | 0.04021 | 294 | 172 | 89 | 33 |
224 | So...you're looking well. | 1.5260 | 0.04102 | 289 | 171 | 84 | 34 |
225 | This is your nightmare, not mine. I'm just here for the groceries. | 1.5256 | 0.03707 | 352 | 208 | 103 | 41 |
226 | Aren't I supposed to be stalking you? | 1.5255 | 0.03778 | 314 | 180 | 103 | 31 |
227 | OK, after this we can go to Starbuck's. | 1.5253 | 0.04267 | 297 | 184 | 70 | 43 |
228 | You eyeing my other leg? | 1.5243 | 0.04114 | 309 | 189 | 78 | 42 |
229 | Is it alright if we get the generic brand krill this time? I have a store coupon. | 1.5231 | 0.04035 | 281 | 163 | 89 | 29 |
230 | I’ve been looking all over for you! | 1.5225 | 0.04103 | 289 | 170 | 83 | 34 |
231 | Wow, you really do find things just when you stop looking for them. | 1.5222 | 0.03762 | 316 | 182 | 103 | 31 |
232 | Since when are you tired of sea salt? | 1.5221 | 0.04165 | 272 | 160 | 82 | 30 |
233 | Dammit! My harpoon's in the car. | 1.5217 | 0.04121 | 276 | 162 | 84 | 30 |
234 | Ish my aisle! | 1.5217 | 0.04458 | 276 | 173 | 62 | 41 |
235 | The truth really wouldn't have made much of a story for Melville would it? | 1.5217 | 0.04277 | 276 | 167 | 74 | 35 |
236 | Oh quit your blubbering, I was here first. | 1.5204 | 0.04330 | 269 | 163 | 72 | 34 |
237 | I swore I would follow you to the ends of the Earth, did you really think you'd be safe in the snack aisle? | 1.5200 | 0.03712 | 325 | 188 | 105 | 32 |
238 | I think the plankton are on aisle three. | 1.5199 | 0.03918 | 327 | 198 | 88 | 41 |
239 | You know, it was more fun when we had a little distance in our relationship. | 1.5199 | 0.04142 | 277 | 164 | 82 | 31 |
240 | Relax, I'm looking for Harpoon beer. Not everything is about you. | 1.5197 | 0.04007 | 304 | 182 | 86 | 36 |
241 | Yes, the second ingredient says giant squid. | 1.5194 | 0.04107 | 283 | 168 | 83 | 32 |
242 | I’ve searched for you round Good Hope, round the Horn, and here you are in the bread aisle.” | 1.5190 | 0.04015 | 289 | 170 | 88 | 31 |
243 | Yes, they're frozen fish sticks. Stop your blubbering. | 1.5182 | 0.04207 | 274 | 164 | 78 | 32 |
244 | You were supposed to be a metaphor. | 1.5178 | 0.04250 | 253 | 148 | 79 | 26 |
245 | For the millionth time, I will not call you Ishmael... Now stop following me. | 1.5175 | 0.04253 | 286 | 176 | 72 | 38 |
246 | Call me Ishmael or call me cheap, these kelp chips are still overpriced. | 1.5166 | 0.04161 | 302 | 187 | 74 | 41 |
247 | Let me guess, you want the Cap’n Crunch? | 1.5164 | 0.04034 | 304 | 184 | 83 | 37 |
248 | Dear god, can't you give me even one moment's peace? | 1.5162 | 0.03969 | 308 | 185 | 87 | 36 |
249 | Talk about a severe reaction to the second shot! | 1.5150 | 0.04527 | 266 | 168 | 59 | 39 |
250 | No, my name's Miles, but this is the third time I've been mistaken for Ahab. Is he a friend of yours? | 1.5137 | 0.03955 | 292 | 172 | 90 | 30 |
251 | Long time no see! Did you get Pfizer or Moderna? | 1.5137 | 0.04270 | 292 | 183 | 68 | 41 |
252 | Back up, Dick. | 1.5133 | 0.04305 | 263 | 159 | 73 | 31 |
253 | Yes, I just saw it. Blowhole ointment- aisle 7. | 1.5128 | 0.04376 | 273 | 170 | 66 | 37 |
254 | Is this your idea of a joke...Captain Crunch? | 1.5100 | 0.04422 | 251 | 153 | 68 | 30 |
255 | I said isle, not aisle. | 1.5100 | 0.04422 | 251 | 153 | 68 | 30 |
256 | Were you behind me the whole time? | 1.5097 | 0.04107 | 259 | 151 | 84 | 24 |
257 | Must thou follow me everywhere even as I seek thee in my thoughts? | 1.5090 | 0.04183 | 279 | 170 | 76 | 33 |
258 | I think the announcement said, yourmask needs to cover your mouth and your blow hole. | 1.5077 | 0.04342 | 260 | 159 | 70 | 31 |
259 | I thought you'd be in the fiction aisle. | 1.5077 | 0.04342 | 260 | 159 | 70 | 31 |
260 | No, you're mistaken—I lost it in a motorcycle accident. | 1.5076 | 0.04226 | 264 | 159 | 76 | 29 |
261 | Yeah, well now I'm obsessed with these sea salt and vinegar chips. | 1.5075 | 0.04236 | 266 | 161 | 75 | 30 |
262 | Do I know you from work? | 1.5062 | 0.04220 | 243 | 142 | 78 | 22 |
263 | Well, these cost an arm and a leg! | 1.5058 | 0.04130 | 257 | 151 | 82 | 24 |
264 | 'Onwards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee!' Oh, Oreos? Aisle 4." | 1.5057 | 0.04380 | 265 | 165 | 66 | 34 |
265 | With sea salt? | 1.5056 | 0.04067 | 269 | 159 | 84 | 26 |
266 | They’re only shaped like fish, I promise. | 1.5055 | 0.04156 | 273 | 165 | 78 | 30 |
267 | No, it's plant-based imitation whale meat. | 1.5051 | 0.03965 | 297 | 179 | 86 | 32 |
268 | You're going to need a bigger cart. | 1.5041 | 0.04327 | 244 | 146 | 73 | 25 |
269 | Retirement is okay, but I sure do miss the chase. | 1.5041 | 0.04003 | 244 | 138 | 89 | 17 |
270 | If you've read Moby Dick then you know this doesn't end well for either of us. | 1.5021 | 0.04656 | 237 | 149 | 57 | 31 |
271 | Must everything we do turn into a saga? | 1.5021 | 0.04417 | 243 | 148 | 68 | 27 |
272 | What do you mean, I'm the dick? | 1.5020 | 0.04429 | 245 | 150 | 67 | 28 |
273 | Hey, don't be a Dick. | 1.5020 | 0.04766 | 249 | 163 | 47 | 39 |
274 | No, you can’t get a krilled cheese sandwich here. | 1.5020 | 0.04557 | 249 | 157 | 59 | 33 |
275 | Sorry to bother you, but has anyone ever mentioned you look just like Moby Dick? | 1.5020 | 0.04109 | 249 | 145 | 83 | 21 |
276 | Call me famished | 1.5020 | 0.04387 | 251 | 154 | 68 | 29 |
277 | After 170 years you’re not my only obsession anymore. I make bread now. Lots of bread. | 1.5019 | 0.04415 | 257 | 160 | 65 | 32 |
278 | No, Captain Crunch is the cereal isle. | 1.5019 | 0.04373 | 263 | 164 | 66 | 33 |
279 | Of all the grocery stores in the all the town in all the world… | 1.5018 | 0.04307 | 271 | 169 | 68 | 34 |
280 | You really do find what you're looking for where you least expect it. | 1.5018 | 0.04184 | 279 | 172 | 74 | 33 |
281 | Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run. And I have a coupon. | 1.5000 | 0.04700 | 258 | 170 | 47 | 41 |
282 | In that moment, Ahab realized, maybe he had been a little obsessed. | 1.5000 | 0.04279 | 268 | 166 | 70 | 32 |
283 | What are you spouting about now? | 1.4981 | 0.04239 | 257 | 156 | 74 | 27 |
284 | No I am not actually THAT Ahab. | 1.4980 | 0.04263 | 249 | 150 | 74 | 25 |
285 | I take it you're here for the Blowout Sales? | 1.4979 | 0.04286 | 241 | 144 | 74 | 23 |
286 | How’s about some Cap’n Crunch? | 1.4979 | 0.04433 | 233 | 141 | 68 | 24 |
287 | I’m obsessed with these but they cost an arm and a leg. | 1.4978 | 0.04708 | 231 | 146 | 55 | 30 |
288 | Sea salt? It’s on aisle 2. | 1.4963 | 0.04078 | 268 | 161 | 81 | 26 |
289 | No,not the organic. It costs an arm and a leg. | 1.4961 | 0.04281 | 258 | 161 | 66 | 30 |
290 | Of all the food joints, in all the towns. in all the world . . | 1.4961 | 0.04454 | 254 | 160 | 62 | 32 |
291 | Vengeance? Aisle five. | 1.4959 | 0.04327 | 244 | 148 | 71 | 25 |
292 | Now who's chasing whom? | 1.4959 | 0.04273 | 242 | 145 | 74 | 23 |
293 | Water? Aisle nine. | 1.4958 | 0.04339 | 240 | 145 | 71 | 24 |
294 | I’m obsessed with Goldfish now | 1.4957 | 0.04662 | 234 | 148 | 56 | 30 |
295 | Are you responsible for the wet floor in aisle four? | 1.4957 | 0.04258 | 230 | 135 | 76 | 19 |
296 | I know you like to eat Fish and Ships, but I don't think it's funny! | 1.4956 | 0.04631 | 228 | 141 | 58 | 27 |
297 | I'm not trying to be difficult. But at some point we have to tell our families. | 1.4949 | 0.04106 | 297 | 187 | 73 | 37 |
298 | Mask your blowhole and scoot back | 1.4941 | 0.04214 | 253 | 153 | 75 | 25 |
299 | Yes, blubber boy, they are low cal. | 1.4934 | 0.04646 | 227 | 142 | 58 | 27 |
300 | I never pegged you as a Whole Foods guy | 1.4933 | 0.04443 | 223 | 134 | 68 | 21 |
301 | My therapist says these interactions aren’t healthy for either of us. | 1.4932 | 0.04518 | 221 | 134 | 65 | 22 |
302 | The way yer eyein the ‘Captain Crunch’ is makin me nervous. | 1.4919 | 0.04415 | 246 | 153 | 65 | 28 |
303 | Can you believe the price of krill these days? | 1.4916 | 0.04406 | 238 | 146 | 67 | 25 |
304 | But you don't even USE toilet paper! | 1.4913 | 0.04642 | 230 | 145 | 57 | 28 |
305 | You may not remember me. I’ve been looking for you everywhere. | 1.4912 | 0.04373 | 228 | 137 | 70 | 21 |
306 | Plain or sea salt? | 1.4912 | 0.04401 | 226 | 136 | 69 | 21 |
307 | You’ll love it, it’s actually tuna, they just call it Chicken of the Sea. | 1.4912 | 0.04745 | 226 | 144 | 53 | 29 |
308 | When I said we are forever bound together, I was speaking metaphorically. | 1.4910 | 0.04271 | 222 | 130 | 75 | 17 |
309 | Sorry for the whole hunting thing, that was a really tough time in my life. | 1.4908 | 0.04251 | 218 | 129 | 72 | 17 |
310 | Would Cheerios be OK? Looks like they’re out of Cap’n Crunch. | 1.4901 | 0.04214 | 253 | 154 | 74 | 25 |
311 | Looking for the krill aisle? | 1.4893 | 0.04349 | 233 | 141 | 70 | 22 |
312 | I have a life outside of YOU, you know. | 1.4890 | 0.04518 | 227 | 140 | 63 | 24 |
313 | I used to think my nemesis was you, but it's actually trans fat. | 1.4887 | 0.04563 | 221 | 136 | 62 | 23 |
314 | God, I haven’t seen you since high school! | 1.4884 | 0.04748 | 215 | 135 | 55 | 25 |
315 | From where I stand, any change in your eating habits would be an improvement. | 1.4873 | 0.04350 | 236 | 144 | 69 | 23 |
316 | Krill? They are in aisle 13 with frozen foods. | 1.4870 | 0.04475 | 230 | 142 | 64 | 24 |
317 | Did you really just say "ramming speed?" | 1.4866 | 0.04606 | 224 | 140 | 59 | 25 |
318 | Why do I have the feeling we’ve met? | 1.4860 | 0.04764 | 214 | 135 | 54 | 25 |
319 | Telling me to shake a leg is not funny any more. | 1.4857 | 0.04639 | 210 | 129 | 60 | 21 |
320 | Still? Really? | 1.4847 | 0.04446 | 229 | 141 | 65 | 23 |
321 | Sea Salt and Vinegar? | 1.4844 | 0.04028 | 256 | 153 | 82 | 21 |
322 | You look familiar to me too. Bering Sea, 1747? | 1.4836 | 0.04591 | 213 | 131 | 61 | 21 |
323 | Ah, there you blow. | 1.4829 | 0.04670 | 205 | 126 | 59 | 20 |
324 | During my years of pursuing you, I expected a more exciting life together. | 1.4829 | 0.04202 | 263 | 164 | 71 | 28 |
325 | Quick, go to the other line. The crew can't see us together like this. | 1.4815 | 0.04821 | 216 | 139 | 50 | 27 |
326 | What?? It was just a book. | 1.4813 | 0.04364 | 241 | 150 | 66 | 25 |
327 | No, I'm Captain Rehab. | 1.4813 | 0.04623 | 214 | 133 | 59 | 22 |
328 | Yes! For the 100th time ! We'll only get Dolphin safe Tuna. | 1.4813 | 0.04527 | 214 | 131 | 63 | 20 |
329 | Have we met ? You look familiar . | 1.4808 | 0.04671 | 208 | 129 | 58 | 21 |
330 | Please, Mr. Dick is my father. Call me Moby. | 1.4808 | 0.04720 | 208 | 130 | 56 | 22 |
331 | You haven't read the book, have you? 'cause in the book, I'm the one who obsessively follows you. | 1.4803 | 0.04314 | 229 | 139 | 70 | 20 |
332 | What,haven't you ever seen a fish out of water? | 1.4803 | 0.04857 | 229 | 152 | 44 | 33 |
333 | I told you we have plankton at home. | 1.4793 | 0.04668 | 217 | 137 | 56 | 24 |
334 | Have you called Ishmael lately? | 1.4791 | 0.04746 | 215 | 137 | 53 | 25 |
335 | Actually, the sign says "Whole Foods" | 1.4789 | 0.05180 | 213 | 145 | 34 | 34 |
336 | That's right, Goldfish. You gotta problem with that? | 1.4789 | 0.04542 | 213 | 131 | 62 | 20 |
337 | No, no krill flavored. How about sea salt & vinegar? | 1.4787 | 0.04766 | 211 | 134 | 53 | 24 |
338 | Excuse me, passing on your starboard. | 1.4784 | 0.04528 | 232 | 147 | 59 | 26 |
339 | Wrong aisle. You need both fins and scales to be in the kosher section. | 1.4780 | 0.04669 | 205 | 127 | 58 | 20 |
340 | So, now you have to follow ME everywhere? | 1.4780 | 0.04820 | 205 | 130 | 52 | 23 |
341 | It's this Covid-19 toilet paper thing. Not every obsessive quest is about you. | 1.4776 | 0.04464 | 245 | 157 | 59 | 29 |
342 | Melville had it all wrong: You’re the one obsessively following ME! | 1.4774 | 0.04716 | 199 | 123 | 57 | 19 |
343 | Of all the supermarkets in all the towns, you walk into mine. | 1.4774 | 0.04770 | 199 | 124 | 55 | 20 |
344 | You chasing me now? | 1.4773 | 0.04484 | 220 | 136 | 63 | 21 |
345 | Hemmingway's lesser known work, The Old Man and the A & P." | 1.4769 | 0.04864 | 216 | 141 | 47 | 28 |
346 | This only works if I follow you. | 1.4764 | 0.04654 | 212 | 133 | 57 | 22 |
347 | Still looking for something bite-sized? | 1.4764 | 0.04654 | 212 | 133 | 57 | 22 |
348 | Oh for Pete's sake, can't you just leave me alone? | 1.4762 | 0.04501 | 231 | 146 | 60 | 25 |
349 | Gummy Worms or Goldfish? | 1.4760 | 0.04307 | 208 | 123 | 71 | 14 |
350 | Wait! Wasn't I following You!?! | 1.4760 | 0.04768 | 208 | 132 | 53 | 23 |
351 | I like this ending better than the original. | 1.4752 | 0.04639 | 202 | 127 | 54 | 20 |
352 | I see you got the tuna as well. | 1.4749 | 0.04545 | 219 | 137 | 60 | 22 |
353 | When we get to the sushi bar, hide. | 1.4744 | 0.04606 | 215 | 135 | 58 | 22 |
354 | During the chase, I thought catching you would be so exciting and adventurous but everything has turned...so domestic. I just don’t know anymore. | 1.4735 | 0.04783 | 226 | 149 | 47 | 30 |
355 | No, I was born with one leg. Why do you ask? | 1.4734 | 0.04685 | 207 | 130 | 56 | 21 |
356 | Should we try sea salt this time? | 1.4732 | 0.04471 | 224 | 140 | 62 | 22 |
357 | I may be monomaniacal, but you’re a dick. | 1.4726 | 0.05137 | 201 | 134 | 39 | 28 |
358 | The convenience is nice, but I miss the chase. | 1.4726 | 0.04838 | 201 | 128 | 51 | 22 |
359 | One of us is having a bizarre dream, and I'm hoping it's you. | 1.4725 | 0.04513 | 218 | 136 | 61 | 21 |
360 | If you keep following me like this people will think you're obsessed. | 1.4720 | 0.04476 | 214 | 132 | 63 | 19 |
361 | Ishmael left Manhattan last year,but I heard he's thinking of moving back. | 1.4718 | 0.04729 | 195 | 121 | 56 | 18 |
362 | This costs an arm and a ...... oh, hi... | 1.4718 | 0.04894 | 195 | 124 | 50 | 21 |
363 | Never been to sea - why do you ask? | 1.4717 | 0.04355 | 212 | 128 | 68 | 16 |
364 | Could you stay back one fathom? | 1.4714 | 0.04435 | 210 | 128 | 65 | 17 |
365 | Call Ishmael. See if these are the ones he wanted. | 1.4712 | 0.04815 | 208 | 134 | 50 | 24 |
366 | Do you think they’re staring at us because we forgot our masks? | 1.4709 | 0.04701 | 206 | 130 | 55 | 21 |
367 | Do you still like tuna as an appetizer? | 1.4706 | 0.04931 | 187 | 118 | 50 | 19 |
368 | Do you ever miss the drama in our relationship? | 1.4703 | 0.04589 | 219 | 139 | 57 | 23 |
369 | Following me again? I thought we agreed that Costco was neutral turf. | 1.4703 | 0.04717 | 202 | 126 | 55 | 20 |
370 | It says baleen friendly. | 1.4703 | 0.04820 | 202 | 129 | 51 | 22 |
371 | I mean, I SAY I've read it, but you know how it goes - you make it through the first two chapters, and just sort of pick up the rest from TV and things. | 1.4700 | 0.04534 | 200 | 122 | 62 | 16 |
372 | Funny, I thought our first encounter would be our last! | 1.4697 | 0.04509 | 198 | 120 | 63 | 15 |
373 | Alright, alright! We’ll get the goldfish. Must I always grapple with thee? | 1.4692 | 0.04716 | 211 | 135 | 53 | 23 |
374 | Whale whale whale, look who it is. | 1.4692 | 0.04716 | 211 | 135 | 53 | 23 |
375 | It's so weird seeing your co-workers in the 'real world' | 1.4691 | 0.04689 | 194 | 120 | 56 | 17 |
376 | The chase was exciting, but now that we're together, the krill is. gone. | 1.4688 | 0.05058 | 192 | 125 | 44 | 23 |
377 | Ahab had always heard you find The One when you stop looking, but Tuesday in Aisle 7 was still a surprise | 1.4686 | 0.05068 | 207 | 139 | 39 | 29 |
378 | So - you’re a cereal killer now? | 1.4680 | 0.04751 | 203 | 129 | 53 | 21 |
379 | Ironic really, you following me and me with the last bag of squid. | 1.4677 | 0.04680 | 201 | 126 | 56 | 19 |
380 | If you don't stop complaining I'm going to call you Mopey Dick. | 1.4667 | 0.04838 | 195 | 124 | 51 | 20 |
381 | How did you feel after your second shot? | 1.4667 | 0.04683 | 210 | 134 | 54 | 22 |
382 | Cut it out! I'm supposed be stalking YOU! | 1.4663 | 0.04818 | 193 | 122 | 52 | 19 |
383 | What? Oh tuna is on aisle 9 | 1.4660 | 0.04440 | 206 | 126 | 64 | 16 |
384 | I’ve always wondered, do these taste even remotely like goldfish? | 1.4657 | 0.04577 | 204 | 127 | 59 | 18 |
385 | The fish and ships are in aisle five. | 1.4657 | 0.04630 | 204 | 128 | 57 | 19 |
386 | Look who's stalking. | 1.4653 | 0.04818 | 202 | 130 | 50 | 22 |
387 | According to the script, I'm supposed to be following you. | 1.4650 | 0.04532 | 200 | 123 | 61 | 16 |
388 | Do not eat the plastic! | 1.4650 | 0.04854 | 200 | 128 | 49 | 22 |
389 | This is awkward. | 1.4646 | 0.04675 | 198 | 124 | 56 | 18 |
390 | ‘Well of course people are staring.’ | 1.4643 | 0.04873 | 196 | 126 | 49 | 21 |
391 | We're gonna need a bigger cart. | 1.4641 | 0.05120 | 209 | 143 | 35 | 31 |
392 | Karma...You got my leg, I’m getting fish. | 1.4639 | 0.04630 | 194 | 120 | 58 | 16 |
393 | You want a piece of me? | 1.4637 | 0.05211 | 179 | 117 | 41 | 21 |
394 | It wasn't enough you sank my damn boat; now you want my fish sticks? | 1.4634 | 0.04766 | 205 | 132 | 51 | 22 |
395 | The judge said 300ft, Ahab! | 1.4632 | 0.05041 | 190 | 124 | 44 | 22 |
396 | Go ahead, call me Fish Meal! | 1.4629 | 0.04651 | 229 | 151 | 50 | 28 |
397 | Shut your blowhole; I only have nine items. | 1.4615 | 0.05027 | 182 | 117 | 46 | 19 |
398 | Look, this isn't the place for unfinished business. | 1.4615 | 0.05087 | 182 | 118 | 44 | 20 |
399 | No, I'm Captain Rahab. I have no idea who you're talking about. | 1.4615 | 0.05027 | 182 | 117 | 46 | 19 |
400 | You have to admit it is quicker then spending all day out at sea. | 1.4615 | 0.05027 | 182 | 117 | 46 | 19 |
401 | Call me Ishmael again and you can forget that latte at Starbucks! | 1.4612 | 0.04491 | 206 | 128 | 61 | 17 |
402 | I just don't think about you anymore. Now stay 50 feet from me. | 1.4611 | 0.04872 | 193 | 124 | 49 | 20 |
403 | I saw that ! Put the Goldfish back. | 1.4607 | 0.04909 | 191 | 123 | 48 | 20 |
404 | Social distancing for you is six nautical miles” | 1.4602 | 0.05088 | 176 | 113 | 45 | 18 |
405 | So I see you’ve decided to stop playing hard to get. | 1.4593 | 0.04598 | 209 | 133 | 56 | 20 |
406 | HELLO! Social distancing and a mask! | 1.4593 | 0.04746 | 209 | 136 | 50 | 23 |
407 | Well call me Ishmael, look who I've run into. | 1.4591 | 0.04570 | 220 | 142 | 55 | 23 |
408 | Stop calling me Ishmael and I’ll stop calling you Free-Willy. | 1.4588 | 0.04962 | 194 | 127 | 45 | 22 |
409 | This week, can we do more salmon and less krill? | 1.4588 | 0.04510 | 194 | 119 | 61 | 14 |
410 | Take it easy, it's tuna. | 1.4565 | 0.05160 | 184 | 122 | 40 | 22 |
411 | Revenge? No, that's in the frozen section. | 1.4561 | 0.05325 | 171 | 113 | 38 | 20 |
412 | The goldfish are mine. | 1.4560 | 0.04643 | 193 | 121 | 56 | 16 |
413 | 'I go by Richard now' | 1.4560 | 0.04701 | 193 | 122 | 54 | 17 |
414 | There's nothing worse than running into your -ex at the grocery store. | 1.4555 | 0.04617 | 191 | 119 | 57 | 15 |
415 | Don't get me wrong...I don't hate *all* white whales. | 1.4550 | 0.04651 | 189 | 118 | 56 | 15 |
416 | These, are my new obsession. | 1.4550 | 0.04771 | 200 | 132 | 46 | 22 |
417 | OK, OK, I see how it feels to be stalked. | 1.4550 | 0.04745 | 200 | 129 | 51 | 20 |
418 | You remind me of someone I once knew | 1.4545 | 0.05085 | 176 | 114 | 44 | 18 |
419 | Krill? Um, you just passed it. aisle 4. | 1.4545 | 0.05040 | 187 | 123 | 43 | 21 |
420 | I always thought they said I would find him in the “wild sea”, but now I realize they said “aisle 3” | 1.4545 | 0.05085 | 176 | 114 | 44 | 18 |
421 | Call this fishmeal. | 1.4541 | 0.04473 | 207 | 130 | 60 | 17 |
422 | My name is not Ishmael. Please stop calling me that. | 1.4540 | 0.05127 | 174 | 113 | 43 | 18 |
423 | I too have one bad wheel. | 1.4537 | 0.04630 | 216 | 141 | 52 | 23 |
424 | I told you things would go back to normal after the vaccine | 1.4537 | 0.04583 | 216 | 140 | 54 | 22 |
425 | Tuna? Aisle six. | 1.4536 | 0.04739 | 194 | 124 | 52 | 18 |
426 | I'm just not that into you anymore. | 1.4535 | 0.05170 | 172 | 112 | 42 | 18 |
427 | The fish counter? Over thar. | 1.4524 | 0.05327 | 168 | 111 | 38 | 19 |
428 | One more time: it's WHOLE Foods. With an O. | 1.4520 | 0.05310 | 177 | 119 | 36 | 22 |
429 | Now you're just trolling me. | 1.4516 | 0.04613 | 217 | 142 | 52 | 23 |
430 | They're NOT goldfish." "They're just crackers SHAPED like goldfish. | 1.4511 | 0.04861 | 184 | 118 | 49 | 17 |
431 | It wasn't personal, you know. | 1.4510 | 0.04675 | 204 | 132 | 52 | 20 |
432 | I told you, no more Cap’n Crunch. | 1.4508 | 0.04867 | 193 | 126 | 47 | 20 |
433 | Did you just say, 'Hop to it'? | 1.4505 | 0.05199 | 182 | 122 | 38 | 22 |
434 | What are the odds? I finally quit searching for you and here you are in the snack aisle! | 1.4505 | 0.05021 | 182 | 119 | 44 | 19 |
435 | You should like this - it contains sea salt | 1.4502 | 0.04462 | 211 | 134 | 59 | 18 |
436 | But is it free-range krill? | 1.4497 | 0.04827 | 189 | 122 | 49 | 18 |
437 | Are you still mad at me? | 1.4492 | 0.04744 | 187 | 119 | 52 | 16 |
438 | It's not like it's a harpoon--it's just a vaccine. | 1.4491 | 0.05212 | 167 | 109 | 41 | 17 |
439 | Look! You have to stop stalking me - it was over when I let go the line. | 1.4481 | 0.04939 | 183 | 119 | 46 | 18 |
440 | After this we'll swing by Starbuck's. | 1.4479 | 0.04940 | 192 | 127 | 44 | 21 |
441 | I’d get my revenge here and now if this state had an open carry harpoon law | 1.4478 | 0.04724 | 201 | 131 | 50 | 20 |
442 | I thought it was you earlier, but then I figured it was just a fluke. | 1.4477 | 0.05101 | 172 | 111 | 42 | 16 |
443 | Are you trying to kill me? Wear a mask! | 1.4477 | 0.05101 | 172 | 112 | 43 | 17 |
444 | Of all the supermarkets in all the world, you have to show up in mine! | 1.4474 | 0.04383 | 190 | 116 | 63 | 11 |
445 | I'm busy today, but could I catch you tomorrow? | 1.4471 | 0.05076 | 170 | 110 | 44 | 16 |
446 | We still need to find which aisle the plankton is on. | 1.4469 | 0.04827 | 179 | 114 | 50 | 15 |
447 | Do you have any idea how annoying it is to have someone following you? | 1.4467 | 0.04683 | 197 | 127 | 52 | 18 |
448 | Sorry, no one seems to know what aisle the krill is in. | 1.4457 | 0.04858 | 184 | 119 | 46 | 17 |
449 | Herman has to stop writing us into these awkward situations | 1.4451 | 0.05136 | 164 | 106 | 43 | 15 |
450 | It's always weird running into a coworker outside of the office. | 1.4450 | 0.04690 | 209 | 138 | 49 | 22 |
451 | How should I know if the giant squid is free range? | 1.4444 | 0.04720 | 198 | 129 | 50 | 19 |
452 | Must you follow me everywhere? | 1.4444 | 0.05121 | 171 | 112 | 42 | 17 |
453 | Hey, wow, this is the 1st time I've seen you outside of work" | 1.4444 | 0.04571 | 207 | 134 | 54 | 19 |
454 | I told you, when I wrote the list I meant OLIVE oil | 1.4444 | 0.04954 | 162 | 102 | 48 | 12 |
455 | Did you see they make a gluten-free krill option now? | 1.4439 | 0.05035 | 187 | 125 | 41 | 21 |
456 | Paging Ishmael to aisle 6, Ishmael to aisle 6 | 1.4438 | 0.05299 | 169 | 113 | 37 | 19 |
457 | No hard feelings? | 1.4438 | 0.04917 | 160 | 100 | 49 | 11 |
458 | These krill chips are terrif. | 1.4427 | 0.04593 | 192 | 122 | 55 | 15 |
459 | Ah yes, I was just going to put back the sushi. | 1.4425 | 0.04989 | 174 | 113 | 45 | 16 |
460 | Stay back a fathom, please, a fathom! | 1.4420 | 0.04975 | 181 | 119 | 44 | 18 |
461 | I’m absolutely obsessed with these. | 1.4415 | 0.04721 | 188 | 121 | 51 | 16 |
462 | Melville’s sequel lacked the drama and mystery of the original | 1.4413 | 0.05077 | 179 | 119 | 41 | 19 |
463 | I am on a quest for the white tuna. | 1.4412 | 0.04933 | 170 | 109 | 47 | 14 |
464 | Krill or plankton, your call?" | 1.4409 | 0.04695 | 186 | 119 | 52 | 15 |
465 | You see all kinds of people in Whalemart | 1.4409 | 0.04756 | 186 | 120 | 50 | 16 |
466 | Wait... I thought I was supposed to follow you...! | 1.4398 | 0.05159 | 166 | 109 | 41 | 16 |
467 | So I guess that’s what happens when sea levels rise.. | 1.4396 | 0.04702 | 182 | 116 | 52 | 14 |
468 | Quit your blubbering. I've got the kind you like. | 1.4393 | 0.04871 | 173 | 111 | 48 | 14 |
469 | No. I’m his cousin, Toby. | 1.4393 | 0.05140 | 173 | 115 | 40 | 18 |
470 | Hast thou tasted the Krill Chips? | 1.4392 | 0.04581 | 189 | 120 | 55 | 14 |
471 | Family Size" is the largest. Let's get two bags | 1.4386 | 0.04769 | 171 | 107 | 51 | 12 |
472 | Where have you been? | 1.4385 | 0.04614 | 187 | 119 | 54 | 14 |
473 | Seriously? Don’t we see enough of each other at work? | 1.4382 | 0.04708 | 178 | 113 | 52 | 13 |
474 | You’ve been following me all day. Let’s call it even. | 1.4381 | 0.04615 | 194 | 125 | 53 | 16 |
475 | Krill? I think it's on Aisle 8. | 1.4381 | 0.04950 | 194 | 131 | 41 | 22 |
476 | Ahab? No. My name is Jonah. | 1.4378 | 0.04648 | 185 | 118 | 53 | 14 |
477 | Captain Ahab snagged the last bag of Chips Ahoy and thus was born Moby's vendetta against him. | 1.4378 | 0.04711 | 185 | 119 | 51 | 15 |
478 | On the way out, we'll stop at Starbucks. | 1.4371 | 0.05475 | 167 | 115 | 31 | 21 |
479 | It's true I'm a one-legged man in an archaic outfit, but you are truly a fish out of water. | 1.4365 | 0.04718 | 181 | 116 | 51 | 14 |
480 | At last, we meet | 1.4359 | 0.04539 | 195 | 125 | 55 | 15 |
481 | Ahab? | 1.4353 | 0.05136 | 170 | 113 | 40 | 17 |
482 | This was the moment when Ahab realized he had violated Rule #1: Never leave the house without a harpoon! | 1.4348 | 0.05045 | 161 | 104 | 44 | 13 |
483 | Oh sure, NOW you're the vegetarian..... | 1.4343 | 0.04476 | 175 | 108 | 58 | 9 |
484 | Would you recommend this brand of shrimp? | 1.4341 | 0.04633 | 182 | 116 | 53 | 13 |
485 | Captain Crunch? That's the next aisle over. | 1.4340 | 0.05243 | 159 | 105 | 39 | 15 |
486 | Now who's the one obsessed? | 1.4337 | 0.04937 | 166 | 107 | 46 | 13 |
487 | And to think I called the Ancient Mariner crazy when he swore he saw the albatross in Costco. | 1.4337 | 0.05294 | 166 | 112 | 36 | 18 |
488 | You already took my leg, my ship. Stop following me. | 1.4335 | 0.05070 | 173 | 115 | 41 | 17 |
489 | No, I'm not the elephant in the room | 1.4331 | 0.05213 | 157 | 103 | 40 | 14 |
490 | I have a restraining order! | 1.4329 | 0.05053 | 164 | 107 | 43 | 14 |
491 | No, I dont know where the fish department is. | 1.4324 | 0.04809 | 148 | 91 | 50 | 7 |
492 | Well, call me Ishmael! They make plankton flavor now. | 1.4321 | 0.05245 | 162 | 108 | 38 | 16 |
493 | Oh, I'm sorry, am I moving too slow? Kinda your fault dude. | 1.4318 | 0.05070 | 176 | 118 | 40 | 18 |
494 | yes they are called "fishsticks" but don't worry. They're not really made of fish. | 1.4318 | 0.04739 | 176 | 113 | 50 | 13 |
495 | I've been searching all over for you! | 1.4314 | 0.05227 | 153 | 100 | 40 | 13 |
496 | Krill? That’s aisle three. | 1.4309 | 0.04967 | 181 | 121 | 42 | 18 |
497 | We can pick up the coffee at Starbucks. | 1.4308 | 0.04707 | 195 | 129 | 48 | 18 |
498 | Oh, great. After roaming the ocean for years, this is where I spot you. | 1.4308 | 0.04927 | 195 | 133 | 40 | 22 |
499 | Stop following me! I told you we're splitting the list. I’m getting the cocktail sauce. You get the shrimp. | 1.4302 | 0.05069 | 179 | 121 | 39 | 19 |
500 | sea salt and prawn cocktail okay with you? | 1.4302 | 0.04880 | 179 | 118 | 45 | 16 |
501 | Let’s not make this weird. | 1.4302 | 0.05069 | 179 | 121 | 39 | 19 |
502 | Excuse me . I'm looking for the Ishm-aisle. | 1.4295 | 0.05324 | 149 | 98 | 38 | 13 |
503 | Yo, 6 feet, blubberpuss. | 1.4294 | 0.04853 | 170 | 110 | 47 | 13 |
504 | Coincidence, Captain Ahab, just a coincidence… | 1.4286 | 0.05311 | 168 | 115 | 34 | 19 |
505 | Chips Ahoy! | 1.4286 | 0.04863 | 154 | 97 | 48 | 9 |
506 | It's organic plankton | 1.4286 | 0.04824 | 175 | 114 | 47 | 14 |
507 | What a fluke,meeting you here! | 1.4286 | 0.05106 | 168 | 112 | 40 | 16 |
508 | Let’s address the whale in the room | 1.4286 | 0.05361 | 154 | 103 | 36 | 15 |
509 | You never called me, Ishmael... | 1.4286 | 0.05089 | 175 | 118 | 39 | 18 |
510 | Call these Delishmael. | 1.4279 | 0.04658 | 201 | 134 | 48 | 19 |
511 | Whale, whale, whale. We meet again. | 1.4278 | 0.05047 | 180 | 122 | 39 | 19 |
512 | Relax Ahab, I’ve become a vegan. | 1.4276 | 0.05330 | 152 | 101 | 37 | 14 |
513 | I thought you already had enough of me. | 1.4269 | 0.05175 | 171 | 116 | 37 | 18 |
514 | It’s 6 feet apart from the nose, not the tail. | 1.4269 | 0.04901 | 171 | 112 | 45 | 14 |
515 | Sea salt flavor okay? | 1.4269 | 0.05108 | 171 | 115 | 39 | 17 |
516 | These go straight to my peg. | 1.4267 | 0.05125 | 150 | 97 | 42 | 11 |
517 | My leg wasn’t enough, huh? | 1.4261 | 0.05066 | 176 | 119 | 39 | 18 |
518 | The Call-Me-Ish-Meals are on sale. | 1.4259 | 0.05240 | 162 | 109 | 37 | 16 |
519 | It figures you'd show up on the one day I left my harpoon at home. | 1.4259 | 0.04659 | 162 | 108 | 38 | 13 |
520 | Are you still blubbering?! | 1.4258 | 0.05174 | 155 | 102 | 40 | 13 |
521 | Oh, shit | 1.4258 | 0.05639 | 155 | 108 | 28 | 19 |
522 | Forget about it. At least I get to use the handicap parking. | 1.4255 | 0.05535 | 141 | 94 | 34 | 13 |
523 | I told you never to call me Ishmael in public! | 1.4250 | 0.05287 | 160 | 108 | 36 | 16 |
524 | High in fiber, blowhole friendly. | 1.4247 | 0.05309 | 146 | 96 | 38 | 12 |
525 | Get some krill on aisle 3 and stop looking at my other leg. | 1.4247 | 0.05484 | 146 | 98 | 34 | 14 |
526 | No more Captain Crunch! | 1.4247 | 0.05654 | 146 | 100 | 30 | 16 |
527 | I've been looking for you! | 1.4236 | 0.05081 | 144 | 92 | 43 | 9 |
528 | Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying...oh, sorry, thought you were someone else. Plankton's on aisle 5. | 1.4233 | 0.04749 | 189 | 126 | 46 | 17 |
529 | They call me Ishmael. Why do you ask? | 1.4233 | 0.04980 | 189 | 130 | 38 | 21 |
530 | I would feel safer if you were six feet away and wearing a mask. | 1.4226 | 0.05101 | 168 | 113 | 39 | 16 |
531 | I’m sorry I ever caught you. You’re eating me out of house and home! | 1.4224 | 0.05334 | 161 | 110 | 34 | 17 |
532 | You really don't have any boundaries, do you. | 1.4224 | 0.05186 | 161 | 108 | 38 | 15 |
533 | Can we get a different flavor of chips? I'm getting tired of Sea Salt | 1.4220 | 0.04572 | 173 | 110 | 53 | 10 |
534 | No...I like the little goldfish ones in the box. | 1.4217 | 0.04852 | 166 | 108 | 46 | 12 |
535 | The krill is two aisles over next to the 'chicken of the sea'. | 1.4201 | 0.05077 | 169 | 114 | 39 | 16 |
536 | Ishmael will never believe this! | 1.4200 | 0.05374 | 150 | 101 | 35 | 14 |
537 | That dolphin safe label? I could tell you stories" | 1.4195 | 0.05103 | 174 | 119 | 37 | 18 |
538 | You really think you are six fathoms from me? | 1.4194 | 0.05405 | 155 | 106 | 33 | 16 |
539 | I’ve been hoping to run into you | 1.4194 | 0.05168 | 155 | 103 | 39 | 13 |
540 | Excuse me, where can I find the human-safe canned shark? | 1.4184 | 0.05435 | 141 | 94 | 35 | 12 |
541 | It’s kale not krill. | 1.4183 | 0.05214 | 153 | 102 | 38 | 13 |
542 | I seriously doubt they carry seal. Did you check at the deli counter? | 1.4182 | 0.05163 | 165 | 112 | 37 | 16 |
543 | Sardines in oil or mustard? | 1.4176 | 0.04983 | 170 | 114 | 41 | 15 |
544 | I’ve moved on. | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
545 | I really wish you'd stop sneaking up on me like that. | 1.4171 | 0.04813 | 175 | 116 | 45 | 14 |
546 | Stop fretting, we’ll get your Cap’n Crunch cereal..and you call me obsessive! | 1.4167 | 0.05531 | 144 | 98 | 32 | 14 |
547 | Do you serve red or white wine with krill? | 1.4157 | 0.04994 | 166 | 111 | 41 | 14 |
548 | Toilet paper--now that’s elusive. | 1.4156 | 0.05505 | 154 | 107 | 30 | 17 |
549 | It appears salty snacks are both our nemeses. | 1.4151 | 0.05226 | 159 | 108 | 36 | 15 |
550 | Get it? I used to follow YOU. Irony. | 1.4146 | 0.04962 | 164 | 109 | 42 | 13 |
551 | Goldfish crackers. For Queequeg. | 1.4145 | 0.04671 | 193 | 130 | 46 | 17 |
552 | I shop here too. It's not always about you. | 1.4145 | 0.05151 | 152 | 101 | 39 | 12 |
553 | Why are you following me, are you after my other leg too? | 1.4145 | 0.05479 | 152 | 105 | 31 | 16 |
554 | Yes, I WAS able to find everything I was looking for! | 1.4140 | 0.05273 | 157 | 107 | 35 | 15 |
555 | You are mistaken. I’m Cantor Abrams, not Captain Ahab. | 1.4140 | 0.05273 | 157 | 107 | 35 | 15 |
556 | It was when Captain Ahab took the last box of cereal that the animosity between the two first began. | 1.4140 | 0.04855 | 186 | 127 | 41 | 18 |
557 | Call Ishmael. I left the list in the galley. | 1.4136 | 0.04848 | 162 | 106 | 45 | 11 |
558 | I'm afraid you've confused me with somebody else. I've never owned a harpoon. | 1.4133 | 0.05611 | 150 | 105 | 28 | 17 |
559 | Fine, we'll get the dolphin safe tuna fish, ya big baby. | 1.4133 | 0.05111 | 150 | 99 | 40 | 11 |
560 | Spicy krill or regular? | 1.4133 | 0.04652 | 150 | 94 | 50 | 6 |
561 | You look like you've just seen a ghost. | 1.4130 | 0.05793 | 138 | 96 | 27 | 15 |
562 | i’m thinking about the shrimp. how about you? | 1.4126 | 0.05188 | 143 | 94 | 39 | 10 |
563 | I guess things have gotten pretty dull for both of us since the world switched to petroleum | 1.4125 | 0.05123 | 160 | 108 | 38 | 14 |
564 | No, I haven't thought about you at all - why do you ask? | 1.4122 | 0.05905 | 148 | 107 | 21 | 20 |
565 | It's bad enough that you took my leg. Now you're food shaming me. | 1.4114 | 0.04762 | 158 | 102 | 47 | 9 |
566 | I’m, like, OBSESSED with these. | 1.4114 | 0.04929 | 158 | 104 | 43 | 11 |
567 | Wow. Thought we were both extinct. | 1.4113 | 0.05139 | 141 | 92 | 40 | 9 |
568 | Moby, is that you?? | 1.4111 | 0.04843 | 180 | 122 | 42 | 16 |
569 | ...”Cost an arm and a leg”? Yet another insensitive idiom choice, you monster. | 1.4110 | 0.04979 | 163 | 109 | 41 | 13 |
570 | I have an unused coupon for ...I can’t believe it’s not blubber. | 1.4110 | 0.05202 | 163 | 112 | 35 | 16 |
571 | I’ve been thinking: how about I buy the groceries from now on, and you pick up the water bill? | 1.4106 | 0.05338 | 151 | 103 | 34 | 14 |
572 | Will you stop following me? | 1.4106 | 0.05170 | 151 | 101 | 38 | 12 |
573 | It's the same as the named brand krill. | 1.4106 | 0.05420 | 151 | 104 | 32 | 15 |
574 | You don’t need to start every grocery list with Call me Ishmael. | 1.4104 | 0.04845 | 173 | 116 | 43 | 14 |
575 | Oh, hi, Ishmael. Wow, I had the weirdest dream last night! | 1.4101 | 0.05009 | 178 | 123 | 37 | 18 |
576 | You thought 2020 was weird | 1.4097 | 0.05611 | 144 | 100 | 29 | 15 |
577 | Could you please put your mask on? | 1.4096 | 0.05203 | 166 | 115 | 34 | 17 |
578 | It’s hard to believe that we were once protagonists in The Great American Novel. | 1.4094 | 0.05130 | 149 | 99 | 39 | 11 |
579 | You wouldn't believe how long I've been hunting for these. | 1.4094 | 0.04950 | 149 | 97 | 43 | 9 |
580 | Can you believe they named that coffee business after Starbuck? | 1.4094 | 0.05023 | 171 | 117 | 38 | 16 |
581 | I didn’t expect to find you in the kosher aisle. | 1.4091 | 0.05584 | 132 | 89 | 32 | 11 |
582 | Dost thee know this line is ten items or less? | 1.4088 | 0.05632 | 137 | 94 | 30 | 13 |
583 | Blubbering won't get you any treats. | 1.4083 | 0.04852 | 169 | 113 | 43 | 13 |
584 | You could use a little plankton in your diet. | 1.4083 | 0.04852 | 169 | 113 | 43 | 13 |
585 | So you're the other white meat. | 1.4079 | 0.05143 | 152 | 102 | 38 | 12 |
586 | Wait a minute! Have you been behind me the whole time? | 1.4079 | 0.05227 | 152 | 103 | 36 | 13 |
587 | You want the solid albacore or chunk lite? | 1.4076 | 0.05266 | 157 | 108 | 34 | 15 |
588 | We've been over this, the tuna is for the cat. | 1.4076 | 0.04946 | 157 | 104 | 42 | 11 |
589 | Oarsmen! Harpooners! Make haste to the Aisle of Three! | 1.4076 | 0.05028 | 157 | 105 | 40 | 12 |
590 | Now YOU’re following me | 1.4072 | 0.04741 | 167 | 110 | 46 | 11 |
591 | This costs an arm. | 1.4062 | 0.06119 | 128 | 91 | 22 | 15 |
592 | Frozen shrimp? You're the master of the world’s oceans....and you choose frozen shrimp? | 1.4058 | 0.05208 | 138 | 91 | 38 | 9 |
593 | What will they notice first? The fact that I’m a whale shopping or that I’m not wearing a mask? | 1.4056 | 0.05457 | 143 | 98 | 32 | 13 |
594 | You had your chance. You played hard-to-get. It's over. | 1.4054 | 0.05410 | 148 | 102 | 32 | 14 |
595 | They're out of the krill chips you like. Are Doritos OK instead? | 1.4054 | 0.05324 | 148 | 101 | 34 | 13 |
596 | I got a text from your friend that just said, "Call me, Ishmael." Do you know what that's about? | 1.4054 | 0.05577 | 148 | 104 | 28 | 16 |
597 | Oh! So now you're a vegan. | 1.4049 | 0.05195 | 163 | 113 | 34 | 16 |
598 | Ocean Spray is in the next isle. | 1.4049 | 0.04895 | 163 | 109 | 42 | 12 |
599 | I thought we settled this a long time ago. | 1.4044 | 0.04937 | 136 | 85 | 42 | 6 |
600 | I would love some human tonight, but I just read in the paper that they're unsustainable and riddled with plastics | 1.4041 | 0.05196 | 146 | 98 | 37 | 11 |
601 | Moby, they are out of krill-flavored, so ranch or barbeque? | 1.4037 | 0.05166 | 161 | 111 | 35 | 15 |
602 | Six feet, buddy! Don't be such a dick! | 1.4036 | 0.04981 | 166 | 113 | 39 | 14 |
603 | Think I'm going overboard? | 1.4032 | 0.05941 | 124 | 86 | 26 | 12 |
604 | Water under the bridge. Shrimp crisps? | 1.4032 | 0.05600 | 124 | 83 | 32 | 9 |
605 | Aye, 'tis a small world. | 1.4029 | 0.05376 | 139 | 94 | 34 | 11 |
606 | OK, let’s not make a scene in here but I have been looking for you ! | 1.4029 | 0.05376 | 139 | 94 | 34 | 11 |
607 | Sorry about the kerfuffle in the parking lot with the harpoon. | 1.4028 | 0.05336 | 144 | 98 | 34 | 12 |
608 | Now who's a stalker? | 1.4027 | 0.05121 | 149 | 100 | 38 | 11 |
609 | No, the 'whale of a deal' day is on Wednesdays. | 1.4027 | 0.05464 | 149 | 104 | 30 | 15 |
610 | Listen here, Moby, this isn't how the story goes. | 1.4026 | 0.05491 | 154 | 109 | 28 | 17 |
611 | If you weren't such A Dick, I'd let you pass. | 1.4026 | 0.05172 | 154 | 105 | 36 | 13 |
612 | Well, call me fish meal! | 1.4024 | 0.05241 | 164 | 115 | 32 | 17 |
613 | Sorry Pal, they are fresh out of plankton. | 1.4024 | 0.05097 | 164 | 113 | 36 | 15 |
614 | Harpoon repellent is in aisle 5. | 1.4014 | 0.05480 | 142 | 98 | 31 | 13 |
615 | Can you believe what Ishmael has been saying about us? | 1.4014 | 0.05388 | 142 | 97 | 33 | 12 |
616 | Did you get the little spears for the appetizers? | 1.4012 | 0.05101 | 167 | 116 | 35 | 16 |
617 | So do you wear the mask over your blowhole or what? | 1.4000 | 0.05029 | 145 | 96 | 40 | 9 |
618 | Yeah, but you don't have to be a dick about it! | 1.4000 | 0.05551 | 160 | 116 | 24 | 20 |
619 | You’re giving me diet advice? | 1.4000 | 0.05441 | 140 | 96 | 32 | 12 |
620 | I told you to re-read the book! I'm supposed to be going after you | 1.4000 | 0.04721 | 155 | 101 | 45 | 8 |
621 | I don’t care if Santiago took his marlin to the all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet. | 1.4000 | 0.05448 | 125 | 83 | 34 | 8 |
622 | « We’re gonna need a bigger cart. » | 1.4000 | 0.05248 | 140 | 94 | 36 | 10 |
623 | Have you tried the pretzel-flavored Goldfish? | 1.3986 | 0.05229 | 148 | 101 | 35 | 12 |
624 | And you have the nerve to say that I'm the one who's obsessed! | 1.3986 | 0.05229 | 148 | 101 | 35 | 12 |
625 | Isn’t it odd that we both ended up picking a place with no Starbucks? | 1.3986 | 0.05402 | 148 | 103 | 31 | 14 |
626 | Look, I'm just not obsessed with you any more. | 1.3986 | 0.04958 | 148 | 98 | 41 | 9 |
627 | Whale, whale, whale... look who's here! | 1.3986 | 0.05448 | 143 | 99 | 31 | 13 |
628 | Seriously? I spent the whole dang whaling season searching for you | 1.3986 | 0.05398 | 138 | 94 | 33 | 11 |
629 | I really wasn’t expecting to find you here. | 1.3985 | 0.05540 | 133 | 91 | 31 | 11 |
630 | Yes, they're Cape Cod chips. Is that alright with you? | 1.3974 | 0.05119 | 156 | 107 | 36 | 13 |
631 | Look, not everything has to be certified dolphin safe. | 1.3974 | 0.05432 | 156 | 111 | 28 | 17 |
632 | What a fluke, running into you here!" | 1.3971 | 0.05648 | 136 | 95 | 28 | 13 |
633 | The enduring relationship of Ahab and Moby was a testament to the value of sensitive couples counselling | 1.3969 | 0.05701 | 131 | 91 | 28 | 12 |
634 | Do I know you....you look familiar? | 1.3968 | 0.05414 | 126 | 84 | 34 | 8 |
635 | What are you making for the Greenpeace picnic? | 1.3968 | 0.05174 | 126 | 82 | 38 | 6 |
636 | Of course there are no hard feelings. It was an accident. | 1.3966 | 0.04740 | 174 | 118 | 43 | 13 |
637 | You would not believe how obsessed I am with these chips. | 1.3963 | 0.04825 | 164 | 118 | 30 | 16 |
638 | Have you tried chicken? It's the fish of the land. | 1.3962 | 0.05355 | 159 | 113 | 29 | 17 |
639 | Are you looking for the Kosher Plankton? | 1.3962 | 0.05429 | 159 | 114 | 27 | 18 |
640 | So, Dick, now YOU'RE stalking ME. | 1.3960 | 0.05287 | 149 | 102 | 33 | 13 |
641 | No hard feelings, I hope. I’m vegan now. | 1.3955 | 0.05506 | 134 | 92 | 31 | 11 |
642 | My new obsession is breadmaking. | 1.3955 | 0.05192 | 134 | 89 | 37 | 8 |
643 | Am I going to have to get a restraining order? | 1.3955 | 0.05082 | 134 | 88 | 39 | 7 |
644 | If I pay, will you spit my leg out? | 1.3952 | 0.05930 | 124 | 87 | 25 | 12 |
645 | Isn’t it liberating to be seen as more than just a metaphor? | 1.3949 | 0.04930 | 157 | 106 | 40 | 11 |
646 | Aye, so this is what happens when a careless editor confuses ‘isles’ and ‘aisles’. | 1.3946 | 0.05423 | 147 | 103 | 30 | 14 |
647 | Small world, isn't it? | 1.3944 | 0.05285 | 142 | 97 | 34 | 11 |
648 | It’s a little late for “sorry.” | 1.3944 | 0.05378 | 142 | 98 | 32 | 12 |
649 | Do we have enough tartar sauce at home? | 1.3941 | 0.04886 | 170 | 117 | 39 | 14 |
650 | Say, I know you. I never forget a face. Just give me a minute. | 1.3939 | 0.05867 | 132 | 94 | 24 | 14 |
651 | I told you... there is no ingredient called Deep Sea Salt. | 1.3939 | 0.05351 | 132 | 89 | 34 | 9 |
652 | Do you know what it feels like to be followed all over the place? | 1.3934 | 0.05528 | 122 | 82 | 32 | 8 |
653 | Whale” sounds so derogatory. I would prefer Ocean American. | 1.3931 | 0.05562 | 145 | 103 | 27 | 15 |
654 | Emotional support animal doesn't necessarily specify what kind of emotion. | 1.3931 | 0.05387 | 145 | 101 | 31 | 13 |
655 | Go ahead, I'll follow you. | 1.3929 | 0.05525 | 140 | 98 | 29 | 13 |
656 | Don't be a Dick. Stop stalking me. | 1.3926 | 0.05573 | 135 | 94 | 28 | 12 |
657 | I knew your father and he had terrible taste. | 1.3926 | 0.05473 | 135 | 93 | 31 | 11 |
658 | Well this takes a bit of the drama out of it. | 1.3923 | 0.05405 | 130 | 88 | 33 | 9 |
659 | Out of the water you look like a marshmallow | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
660 | I won't have any of your blubber. | 1.3919 | 0.05131 | 148 | 101 | 36 | 11 |
661 | You won't know if it really tastes like squid unless you try it... | 1.3919 | 0.05220 | 148 | 102 | 34 | 12 |
662 | Did you remember to bring that coupon for canned tuna? | 1.3917 | 0.05952 | 120 | 84 | 25 | 11 |
663 | You look like someone who would know! Would you recommend these fish flakes for my gold fish? | 1.3916 | 0.05529 | 143 | 101 | 28 | 14 |
664 | A whale and a rabbi walked into a grocery store.... | 1.3916 | 0.05439 | 143 | 100 | 30 | 13 |
665 | The sweet 'n' sour? Or salt 'n' krill? | 1.3913 | 0.05084 | 138 | 97 | 30 | 11 |
666 | This cannot be a coincidence. | 1.3913 | 0.05619 | 115 | 77 | 31 | 7 |
667 | Stop worrying. They only put tuna in those little cans. | 1.3910 | 0.05211 | 133 | 89 | 36 | 8 |
668 | About 90% of our whale songs are actually about chocolate | 1.3907 | 0.05313 | 151 | 106 | 31 | 14 |
669 | If we don't hurry up, we'll be late to couples counseling. | 1.3901 | 0.05399 | 141 | 98 | 31 | 12 |
670 | For heavens sake, get over it. | 1.3899 | 0.05272 | 159 | 113 | 30 | 16 |
671 | No, Ishmael is my cousin... | 1.3899 | 0.04961 | 159 | 109 | 38 | 12 |
672 | All these years and not ONCE have you said you were sorry. | 1.3898 | 0.05387 | 118 | 78 | 34 | 6 |
673 | I’m sorry but you look just like someone I’ve made it my life’s mission to hunt down and kill. | 1.3897 | 0.05540 | 136 | 95 | 29 | 12 |
674 | Excuse me but I believe we know each other. | 1.3893 | 0.05191 | 149 | 103 | 34 | 12 |
675 | Shouldn't I be after you? | 1.3889 | 0.05743 | 126 | 88 | 27 | 11 |
676 | The krill? That’d be aisle 5. | 1.3889 | 0.05631 | 126 | 87 | 29 | 10 |
677 | You're Amish, right? People stare at me all the time too. | 1.3885 | 0.05732 | 139 | 100 | 24 | 15 |
678 | It's one thing to follow me everywhere, but do you have to yell 'Thar she blows' on every aisle" | 1.3885 | 0.05258 | 139 | 95 | 34 | 10 |
679 | If you're looking for beer, I hear that Harpoon is a very nice one. | 1.3885 | 0.05258 | 139 | 95 | 34 | 10 |
680 | Look, stop following me around, OK! What’s past is past. These days I only use virgin olive oil. | 1.3881 | 0.05180 | 134 | 90 | 36 | 8 |
681 | I accept your apology. Now go home. | 1.3881 | 0.05495 | 134 | 93 | 30 | 11 |
682 | I'll be the first to admit, I went a bit overboard on all the vengeance stuff. But to tell the truth, it’s been a win-win for both of us, don’t you think? | 1.3881 | 0.05392 | 134 | 92 | 32 | 10 |
683 | I'll call you whatever I please. | 1.3876 | 0.05645 | 129 | 90 | 28 | 11 |
684 | Of all the supermarkets, in all the towns, in all the world, you walk into mine. | 1.3876 | 0.05856 | 129 | 92 | 24 | 13 |
685 | You can't drop 8,000 lbs. and get a beach body with a cart full of shrimp chips! | 1.3876 | 0.05314 | 129 | 87 | 34 | 8 |
686 | Who’s the dick now? | 1.3875 | 0.05169 | 160 | 113 | 32 | 15 |
687 | I've been looking for you everywhere | 1.3871 | 0.05368 | 155 | 111 | 28 | 16 |
688 | Call me fish meal? | 1.3867 | 0.05333 | 150 | 106 | 30 | 14 |
689 | Seriously? The second I retire? | 1.3866 | 0.05737 | 119 | 82 | 28 | 9 |
690 | I guess it really is always in the last place you would look. | 1.3866 | 0.05483 | 119 | 80 | 32 | 7 |
691 | Starbuck?... look in the coffee aisle. | 1.3862 | 0.05377 | 145 | 102 | 30 | 13 |
692 | No Dick you are not "the one that got away". It was a Catch and release program. | 1.3862 | 0.05196 | 145 | 100 | 34 | 11 |
693 | ...Queequeg still runs that Tiki Bar in Brooklyn, Ishmael's doing the whole Los Angeles thing... | 1.3860 | 0.05912 | 114 | 78 | 26 | 9 |
694 | Just when I've stopped obsessing about you, I bump into you in the supermarket. | 1.3857 | 0.05227 | 140 | 96 | 34 | 10 |
695 | It would be really awkward if we ran into anybody we know. | 1.3852 | 0.05755 | 122 | 85 | 27 | 10 |
696 | You took my leg, let me have Doritos. | 1.3852 | 0.05462 | 135 | 94 | 30 | 11 |
697 | I'm not trying to pick a fight, I'm just saying it's expensive. You know I wasn't the one who dragged us to San Francisco. | 1.3852 | 0.05462 | 135 | 94 | 30 | 11 |
698 | Why so blue? | 1.3852 | 0.05853 | 135 | 98 | 22 | 15 |
699 | It's Ahab, not Aha! | 1.3851 | 0.04831 | 161 | 110 | 40 | 11 |
700 | Mobey, don’t be a dick | 1.3846 | 0.05492 | 156 | 114 | 24 | 18 |
701 | Moby, you Dick! | 1.3846 | 0.06172 | 117 | 84 | 21 | 12 |
702 | If you're looking for leg of man, it's in aisle 4. | 1.3846 | 0.05393 | 130 | 93 | 24 | 11 |
703 | First my leg, now my store card? | 1.3841 | 0.04960 | 151 | 103 | 38 | 10 |
704 | That's all it took? A frozen krill run to Whole Foods? | 1.3841 | 0.05220 | 151 | 106 | 32 | 13 |
705 | No, no, you misheard. I want a peaPOD. Not Pequod. | 1.3841 | 0.05220 | 151 | 106 | 32 | 13 |
706 | Don't think this changes anything. Once we check out I will be hunting you again. | 1.3841 | 0.05376 | 138 | 96 | 31 | 11 |
707 | They're not for you. They're for Ishmael. | 1.3836 | 0.05167 | 146 | 101 | 34 | 11 |
708 | Look, Moby, shopping together is part of our conflict resolution agreement, so 'get on board'! See what I did there? | 1.3835 | 0.05517 | 133 | 93 | 29 | 11 |
709 | I'm making calamari tonight. Want to come over? | 1.3831 | 0.04805 | 154 | 104 | 41 | 9 |
710 | Can we not talk about work? | 1.3830 | 0.04998 | 141 | 95 | 38 | 8 |
711 | Shake a leg,buddy. You are slowing me down! | 1.3830 | 0.05197 | 141 | 97 | 34 | 10 |
712 | Hey! No hard feelings? | 1.3828 | 0.05448 | 128 | 88 | 31 | 9 |
713 | We need to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3828 | 0.05559 | 128 | 89 | 29 | 10 |
714 | Quit your blubbering, it's 'dolphin safe' canned tuna. | 1.3828 | 0.05217 | 128 | 86 | 35 | 7 |
715 | Are these krill flavored any good? | 1.3826 | 0.05268 | 149 | 105 | 31 | 13 |
716 | After years of being mocked for his cetascopaphobia (fear of being watched by a whale), Gary felt strangely vindicated. | 1.3826 | 0.05181 | 149 | 104 | 33 | 12 |
717 | You still mad about THAT? | 1.3821 | 0.05356 | 123 | 83 | 33 | 7 |
718 | This is what I get for shopping at Whale Foods. | 1.3821 | 0.05479 | 123 | 84 | 31 | 8 |
719 | You have to try these chips, I am OBSESSED | 1.3819 | 0.05215 | 144 | 100 | 33 | 11 |
720 | No. I'm sure you would be safe going into a Starbucks. | 1.3818 | 0.05916 | 110 | 76 | 26 | 8 |
721 | Do you want to get some Starbucks when we’re done shopping? | 1.3817 | 0.05574 | 131 | 92 | 28 | 11 |
722 | Yes, it's called Pirate's Booty but anybody can eat it. | 1.3817 | 0.05468 | 131 | 91 | 30 | 10 |
723 | We need to talk about your obsession with Captain Crunch | 1.3817 | 0.05679 | 131 | 93 | 26 | 12 |
724 | Have you had these yet? I am obsessed with them. | 1.3813 | 0.05246 | 139 | 96 | 33 | 10 |
725 | Nantucket prices are an arm and a leg now! | 1.3810 | 0.06053 | 126 | 92 | 20 | 14 |
726 | How did I miss looking for you HERE? | 1.3810 | 0.05730 | 126 | 89 | 26 | 11 |
727 | I don't share your taste for Cap'n Crunch. | 1.3806 | 0.05119 | 155 | 109 | 33 | 13 |
728 | Read any good books lately? | 1.3806 | 0.05275 | 134 | 92 | 33 | 9 |
729 | No, I don't need a plastic bag, where I come from we have millions | 1.3806 | 0.05275 | 134 | 92 | 33 | 9 |
730 | I know I was obsessed with you but now I'm obsessed with these new flaming hot Doritos. | 1.3802 | 0.05898 | 121 | 86 | 24 | 11 |
731 | Ahab? No, Amish. | 1.3798 | 0.05739 | 129 | 92 | 25 | 12 |
732 | Whale, Whale, Whale, what Ahab we here.... | 1.3796 | 0.05495 | 137 | 97 | 28 | 12 |
733 | It says here it’s a metaphor. | 1.3796 | 0.05495 | 137 | 97 | 28 | 12 |
734 | In your opinion, should I fry or just swallow these whole? | 1.3793 | 0.05428 | 116 | 78 | 32 | 6 |
735 | It’s only salmon OK? Relax ! | 1.3793 | 0.05565 | 116 | 79 | 30 | 7 |
736 | My psychiatrist said I would be seeing you. | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 84 | 29 | 9 |
737 | I’m so glad we saw that relationship counselor. | 1.3788 | 0.05327 | 132 | 91 | 32 | 9 |
738 | Who doesn’t love Pirate’s Booty? | 1.3784 | 0.05587 | 111 | 75 | 30 | 6 |
739 | Honestly... I’m only chasing ketchup and toilet paper now. | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
740 | I guess there aren’t plenty of fish in the sea | 1.3784 | 0.05587 | 111 | 75 | 30 | 6 |
741 | How does it feel to be following me? | 1.3782 | 0.05336 | 119 | 80 | 33 | 6 |
742 | Listen, we’re proof that you CAN eat just one. | 1.3780 | 0.05801 | 127 | 91 | 24 | 12 |
743 | So that's what they meant by a Whale Of A Sale! | 1.3778 | 0.05348 | 135 | 94 | 31 | 10 |
744 | No junk food Moby. You just ate my leg this morning. | 1.3769 | 0.05380 | 130 | 90 | 31 | 9 |
745 | I could argue that physical distance for you should also be six feet, but I wouldn't have a leg to stand on. | 1.3768 | 0.05265 | 138 | 96 | 32 | 10 |
746 | No, I don't know where the sardines are, and if I did I wouldn't tell you. | 1.3766 | 0.05457 | 154 | 113 | 24 | 17 |
747 | Is thus the right kind of krill? | 1.3759 | 0.05607 | 133 | 95 | 26 | 12 |
748 | Let's get the kind with sea salt. | 1.3759 | 0.05607 | 133 | 95 | 26 | 12 |
749 | Go away. I'm no longer obsessed with you. | 1.3759 | 0.05294 | 133 | 92 | 32 | 9 |
750 | Yeah, I'm taking the last bag, so what? You want another piece of me?! | 1.3759 | 0.04884 | 141 | 95 | 39 | 7 |
751 | Plankton? Aisle four. | 1.3758 | 0.05170 | 149 | 105 | 32 | 12 |
752 | Yikes! ‘Ishmael’s Fishmeal’ costs an arm and leg. | 1.3758 | 0.04992 | 149 | 103 | 36 | 10 |
753 | Not as exciting as our younger days, is it? | 1.3750 | 0.06099 | 112 | 80 | 22 | 10 |
754 | I told you, they’re out of Captain Crunch. | 1.3750 | 0.04696 | 152 | 110 | 30 | 12 |
755 | Aye, the krill thou seekest are in aisle 3 | 1.3750 | 0.06099 | 112 | 80 | 22 | 10 |
756 | I'm obsessed? You're the one with a cartload of these krill chips. | 1.3750 | 0.05764 | 128 | 92 | 24 | 12 |
757 | I already told you, Starbuck's getting the coffee. | 1.3750 | 0.05764 | 128 | 92 | 24 | 12 |
758 | Enougn with the Goldfish! I'm buying Cape Cod potato chips! | 1.3741 | 0.05133 | 139 | 96 | 34 | 9 |
759 | Well, if it isn't Captain Rehab! | 1.3740 | 0.05702 | 123 | 87 | 26 | 10 |
760 | No, I do not want to forgive and forget, okay? | 1.3739 | 0.06232 | 115 | 84 | 19 | 12 |
761 | Do you think anyone can tell we're mystery shoppers? | 1.3739 | 0.05983 | 115 | 82 | 23 | 10 |
762 | Find what you're looking for? | 1.3731 | 0.05262 | 134 | 93 | 32 | 9 |
763 | Finally, the Quaker Instant Krill has hit shelves. | 1.3730 | 0.05716 | 126 | 90 | 25 | 11 |
764 | You're just being paranoid if you think some writer is watching everything you do. | 1.3730 | 0.05131 | 126 | 85 | 35 | 6 |
765 | I have really got to remember to disable my phone's location services. | 1.3730 | 0.05604 | 126 | 89 | 27 | 10 |
766 | Don't tell me to shake a leg! | 1.3729 | 0.05489 | 118 | 81 | 30 | 7 |
767 | Don't be such a Dick | 1.3729 | 0.05993 | 118 | 85 | 22 | 11 |
768 | Eight bucks for krill! You can get all you want behind the Pequod. | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
769 | But sperm oil is a natural antioxidant! | 1.3723 | 0.05384 | 137 | 97 | 29 | 11 |
770 | I hear the krill here is very good...and I think you’ll find it in aisle 5.” | 1.3721 | 0.05510 | 129 | 91 | 28 | 10 |
771 | No! The chips are fine.. I said YOU’RE too salty. | 1.3721 | 0.05726 | 129 | 93 | 24 | 12 |
772 | The krill is gone! | 1.3714 | 0.06240 | 105 | 75 | 21 | 9 |
773 | I don't remember this chapter. | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
774 | So Now you’re counting calories! | 1.3707 | 0.05812 | 116 | 82 | 25 | 9 |
775 | You have to stop Moby, I told you it's over. | 1.3707 | 0.05548 | 116 | 80 | 29 | 7 |
776 | No need for awkwardness, Moby. It’s really more of a ‘mild’ vindictiveness these days | 1.3706 | 0.04930 | 143 | 98 | 37 | 8 |
777 | It's nice to meet you too. Call me Ishmael. | 1.3701 | 0.05454 | 127 | 89 | 29 | 9 |
778 | Tell me, is this ACTUALLY chicken of the sea? | 1.3701 | 0.05339 | 127 | 88 | 31 | 8 |
779 | I hope we don’t make this Ahab it | 1.3701 | 0.05679 | 127 | 91 | 25 | 11 |
780 | OK, you found me. Now you go hide, and I'll look for you. | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
781 | Organic krill? Aisle two. | 1.3699 | 0.05235 | 146 | 104 | 30 | 12 |
782 | Groceries shouldn't cost an arm and a leg, you know? | 1.3697 | 0.05707 | 119 | 84 | 26 | 9 |
783 | Frozen captain's legs are in aisle 6. | 1.3697 | 0.05830 | 119 | 85 | 24 | 10 |
784 | I just can't get used to calling Ishmael they. | 1.3697 | 0.05707 | 119 | 84 | 26 | 9 |
785 | Turns out there weren’t as many fish in the sea as those dating apps kept insisting | 1.3697 | 0.05451 | 119 | 82 | 30 | 7 |
786 | Do you like calamari? | 1.3696 | 0.04833 | 138 | 93 | 39 | 6 |
787 | I've been hunting you forever but I never thought to look in the seafood aisle! | 1.3694 | 0.05855 | 111 | 78 | 25 | 8 |
788 | They're out of the sriracha flavored krill. Do you want the teriyaki instead? | 1.3694 | 0.05993 | 111 | 79 | 23 | 9 |
789 | I can't believe you dragged me here. | 1.3692 | 0.05895 | 130 | 96 | 20 | 14 |
790 | I'm not on your grocery list, right? | 1.3692 | 0.05583 | 130 | 93 | 26 | 11 |
791 | I guess when Melville tied our fates together for eternity he wasn’t kidding. | 1.3689 | 0.05232 | 122 | 83 | 33 | 6 |
792 | It's on sale, Call me Thrifty | 1.3688 | 0.05365 | 141 | 101 | 28 | 12 |
793 | That's right, times have changed. It's no longer the "elephant in the room" | 1.3688 | 0.05551 | 141 | 103 | 24 | 14 |
794 | Sorry about your dad. | 1.3687 | 0.04986 | 160 | 114 | 33 | 13 |
795 | Really? After all that? | 1.3684 | 0.04946 | 133 | 90 | 37 | 6 |
796 | No, I don't know if the "legs" are fresh today! | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
797 | Will you never desist from your monomaniacal pursuit of me? | 1.3680 | 0.05271 | 125 | 86 | 32 | 7 |
798 | Looks like they're out of the "Flamin' Hot" krill. How about "Cajun Spice" ? | 1.3678 | 0.04628 | 174 | 122 | 40 | 12 |
799 | Sure, we can stop at Starbuck’s on the way home. | 1.3676 | 0.05504 | 136 | 98 | 26 | 12 |
800 | No, of course I remember you. How funny running into each other here. | 1.3675 | 0.05707 | 117 | 85 | 22 | 10 |
801 | Jonah and the Whale still keep in touch | 1.3675 | 0.04946 | 117 | 77 | 37 | 3 |
802 | You're not going to believe what they consider fresh seafood. | 1.3675 | 0.05771 | 117 | 83 | 25 | 9 |
803 | It is a shame these don't have a krill flavored version. | 1.3672 | 0.05750 | 128 | 93 | 23 | 12 |
804 | Look, I said I was sorry. | 1.3670 | 0.06340 | 109 | 80 | 18 | 11 |
805 | No way anyone buying that much krill belongs in the express lane. | 1.3669 | 0.05512 | 139 | 101 | 25 | 13 |
806 | I'd tell you to get lost, but I don't have a leg to stand on. | 1.3667 | 0.05667 | 120 | 85 | 26 | 9 |
807 | How do I convince them that you are not just a figment of my imagination. | 1.3664 | 0.05548 | 131 | 94 | 26 | 11 |
808 | Well, thar you blow! | 1.3664 | 0.05548 | 131 | 94 | 26 | 11 |
809 | If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were tailing me | 1.3664 | 0.05441 | 131 | 93 | 28 | 10 |
810 | Of all the fish markets in the world, you had to swim into mine?! | 1.3661 | 0.06082 | 112 | 81 | 21 | 10 |
811 | Moby, I see you’re working from home as well | 1.3659 | 0.05197 | 123 | 84 | 33 | 6 |
812 | Restraining order says twenty fathoms, big guy! | 1.3659 | 0.05569 | 123 | 87 | 27 | 9 |
813 | It doesn't matter if it's all kelp. Each bag counts as an item. | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
814 | ‘You gotta stop sneaking up on me like this.’ | 1.3652 | 0.05966 | 115 | 83 | 22 | 10 |
815 | Is this the one Ishmael likes? | 1.3651 | 0.05475 | 126 | 89 | 28 | 9 |
816 | Listen, I REALLY appreciate all the positive changes you've made... But I just think it's best if we both move on. | 1.3651 | 0.05357 | 126 | 88 | 30 | 8 |
817 | Oh, so NOW you show up. | 1.3651 | 0.05238 | 126 | 87 | 32 | 7 |
818 | I promise you won’t be able to tell it’s not me you are eating. | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
819 | Haven't I told you that we would meet again | 1.3644 | 0.05978 | 118 | 86 | 21 | 11 |
820 | Ya wanna grab some lunch? There’s a great Sushi place across the street. | 1.3644 | 0.05602 | 118 | 83 | 27 | 8 |
821 | Excuse me but I believe we’ve met before. | 1.3643 | 0.04914 | 129 | 87 | 37 | 5 |
822 | Of course I want revenge. You got me pegged. | 1.3643 | 0.05190 | 140 | 99 | 31 | 10 |
823 | I suppose you have a tale for me. | 1.3636 | 0.05505 | 121 | 85 | 28 | 8 |
824 | Voice on P.A. System: Clean up messy denouement of “great American novel” in aisle 35. | 1.3636 | 0.05378 | 121 | 84 | 30 | 7 |
825 | Mr. Dick, I presume | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
826 | You're telling me you've never tried Cape Cod chips before? | 1.3630 | 0.04888 | 135 | 92 | 37 | 6 |
827 | Of all the stores in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine on my ONE day off? | 1.3630 | 0.05216 | 135 | 95 | 31 | 9 |
828 | Didn't I just see you at Starbucks? | 1.3629 | 0.05649 | 124 | 89 | 25 | 10 |
829 | They’re out of whale kibble. Would frozen krill bars do? | 1.3629 | 0.05164 | 124 | 85 | 33 | 6 |
830 | I have to call Ishmael. | 1.3629 | 0.05164 | 124 | 85 | 33 | 6 |
831 | Who did you peg me for? Captain Ahab? | 1.3628 | 0.05769 | 113 | 80 | 25 | 8 |
832 | If we get separated.... Er umm, just stand there | 1.3628 | 0.05769 | 113 | 80 | 25 | 8 |
833 | You can go ahead, for the life of me I can’t remember what I am looking for. | 1.3627 | 0.06353 | 102 | 74 | 19 | 9 |
834 | I’m going to Starbuck’s after this. | 1.3623 | 0.05533 | 138 | 101 | 24 | 13 |
835 | I need a price check. Call me Ishmael. | 1.3623 | 0.04707 | 138 | 93 | 40 | 5 |
836 | Nice catching up with you old chum. | 1.3622 | 0.05323 | 127 | 89 | 30 | 8 |
837 | So sorry, didn't mean to ram into you. | 1.3622 | 0.05204 | 127 | 88 | 32 | 7 |
838 | Pardon Me, but where did you find that Krill and Plankton seafood platter? | 1.3622 | 0.05553 | 127 | 91 | 26 | 10 |
839 | ...and that's how I lost my leg- wait you look familiar | 1.3622 | 0.05323 | 127 | 89 | 30 | 8 |
840 | You must be mistaking me for Ishmael. | 1.3619 | 0.05434 | 105 | 71 | 30 | 4 |
841 | Sorry to disappoint you, I don't think these come in krill. | 1.3617 | 0.05160 | 141 | 100 | 31 | 10 |
842 | Hast seen the white wh ... oh it's you. | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
843 | Well, yes, I do miss the old crew. | 1.3613 | 0.05165 | 119 | 81 | 33 | 5 |
844 | I believe we have both been miscast. | 1.3611 | 0.05803 | 108 | 76 | 25 | 7 |
845 | Destiny? | 1.3611 | 0.05652 | 108 | 75 | 27 | 6 |
846 | Wish you could have been a vegan the first time we met up. | 1.3609 | 0.05373 | 133 | 95 | 28 | 10 |
847 | Look, sometimes a captain just needs some time to himself, okay? | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
848 | Stop calling me Ishmael! White humans DON’T all look alike! | 1.3600 | 0.06280 | 100 | 72 | 20 | 8 |
849 | Whale, whale, fancy meeting you here. | 1.3600 | 0.05495 | 125 | 89 | 27 | 9 |
850 | Remember me? | 1.3600 | 0.05599 | 100 | 67 | 28 | 3 |
851 | Legs are on aisle 9. | 1.3600 | 0.04756 | 150 | 104 | 38 | 8 |
852 | You can keep my leg, but stay away from my paper towels! | 1.3600 | 0.05611 | 125 | 90 | 25 | 10 |
853 | I don’t mean to stare, I’ve just never seen an Abe Lincoln impersonator at this grocery store before. | 1.3600 | 0.05375 | 150 | 111 | 24 | 15 |
854 | Stalking you?? Uhhh no, no, not at all... I was uhh... just uhh... in the neighborhood... | 1.3600 | 0.05495 | 125 | 89 | 27 | 9 |
855 | Hey, we're not at work. Just call me Ahab. | 1.3596 | 0.06246 | 114 | 85 | 17 | 12 |
856 | Just when I was starting to move on with my life... | 1.3596 | 0.05861 | 114 | 82 | 23 | 9 |
857 | I grabbed the last bag of shrimp-flavored chips. Did you want it? | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
858 | Haven't I seen you somewhere before? | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
859 | It’s vegan, but it tastes like leg. | 1.3590 | 0.05624 | 117 | 83 | 26 | 8 |
860 | Shouldn't you be in the seafood section. | 1.3588 | 0.05533 | 131 | 95 | 25 | 11 |
861 | Found it. | 1.3585 | 0.05872 | 106 | 75 | 24 | 7 |
862 | Chips ahoy for you Matey? | 1.3583 | 0.05265 | 120 | 83 | 31 | 6 |
863 | You know ... I knew your father. | 1.3582 | 0.04901 | 134 | 92 | 36 | 6 |
864 | I assure you are mistaken,for my name is Captain ACAB. | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
865 | Will this take your mind off my other leg? | 1.3578 | 0.05759 | 109 | 76 | 25 | 7 |
866 | It just lacks the same allegorical power if you obsess over me. | 1.3577 | 0.05787 | 123 | 90 | 22 | 11 |
867 | One leg wasn’t enough? | 1.3576 | 0.05176 | 151 | 110 | 28 | 13 |
868 | Why yes, these are fish flavored potato chips. | 1.3571 | 0.05793 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 8 |
869 | Are you sure? The Kelp flavor costs an arm and a leg. | 1.3571 | 0.05930 | 112 | 81 | 22 | 9 |
870 | I’ve got the chips. You go get the fish. | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
871 | You stay close now; I won't go looking all over for you again. | 1.3565 | 0.05948 | 115 | 84 | 21 | 10 |
872 | Well, well, well... look who it is. | 1.3565 | 0.05686 | 115 | 82 | 25 | 8 |
873 | I'm getting these for you. They're krill flavored! | 1.3565 | 0.05948 | 115 | 84 | 21 | 10 |
874 | If I knew you liked Cheetos we could have resolved this a lot earlier! | 1.3565 | 0.05818 | 115 | 83 | 23 | 9 |
875 | Barbeque krill or Spicy Ranch? | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
876 | So, no hard feelings then? | 1.3558 | 0.05784 | 104 | 73 | 25 | 6 |
877 | Captain, Why are you buying so much tartar sauce? | 1.3554 | 0.06195 | 121 | 92 | 15 | 14 |
878 | It’s Captain Crunch cereal, you’ll love it! | 1.3554 | 0.05487 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 8 |
879 | Look, I’m sure it was delicious, but for the last time, they don’t sell human legs! | 1.3551 | 0.05976 | 107 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
880 | Let's not have an awkward silence every time our paths cross | 1.3551 | 0.05018 | 138 | 97 | 33 | 8 |
881 | Look,smelt flavored! | 1.3551 | 0.05224 | 138 | 99 | 29 | 10 |
882 | Wouldn't you know it? I got one with a bad wheel. | 1.3546 | 0.05146 | 141 | 101 | 30 | 10 |
883 | No, you cannot cross me off your list. You have to read the book. | 1.3545 | 0.05860 | 110 | 79 | 23 | 8 |
884 | OK, you've caught me; chips, my other obsession. Happy, now? | 1.3543 | 0.05758 | 127 | 94 | 21 | 12 |
885 | Quit your blubbering. | 1.3543 | 0.05423 | 127 | 91 | 27 | 9 |
886 | What's a food that says,"Sorry for the all that drama at sea, Moby and I are cool now?" | 1.3540 | 0.05540 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
887 | You want fish or chips? | 1.3535 | 0.06471 | 99 | 73 | 17 | 9 |
888 | No. I said I've spent my whole life searching for the Great White SALE... | 1.3534 | 0.05645 | 116 | 83 | 25 | 8 |
889 | Does the crew still eat gluten? | 1.3534 | 0.05373 | 116 | 81 | 29 | 6 |
890 | Excuse me social distancing is 6 feet whether you have them or not. | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
891 | Pardon me, would you have any Grey Pequod? | 1.3529 | 0.06331 | 102 | 75 | 18 | 9 |
892 | Slowly, long term COVID-19 vaccination side effects begin to surface in aisle 4 | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
893 | If you try their seafood, you'll get hooked. | 1.3524 | 0.05896 | 105 | 75 | 23 | 7 |
894 | Hey, Moby, these chips will go well with your fish and won't cost me an arm or a leg. | 1.3524 | 0.05896 | 105 | 75 | 23 | 7 |
895 | Tough luck, big fella. This is the last bag of squid-flavored chips. | 1.3521 | 0.05212 | 142 | 103 | 28 | 11 |
896 | Have you been behind me the whole time? | 1.3520 | 0.04985 | 125 | 86 | 34 | 5 |
897 | My name is NOT Ahab and stop following me. | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
898 | I carved it out of hickory, if you must know. Just please -- don't call me Ishmael. | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
899 | Not for fish and chips. Honest. | 1.3516 | 0.05154 | 128 | 90 | 31 | 7 |
900 | Tell me you've been living in Martha's Vineyard this whole time. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
901 | So..... no mask for you? | 1.3516 | 0.05500 | 128 | 93 | 25 | 10 |
902 | How do YOU like being chased? | 1.3516 | 0.05033 | 128 | 89 | 33 | 6 |
903 | I got the calamari chips. | 1.3511 | 0.05074 | 131 | 92 | 32 | 7 |
904 | Can you watch my cart while I run and get a harpoon? | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
905 | That's funny. Now I get it. You're on a sea captains diet. You see captains and you eat them. | 1.3509 | 0.05708 | 114 | 82 | 24 | 8 |
906 | Call me Ishmael at home, not in the market. | 1.3509 | 0.06102 | 114 | 85 | 18 | 11 |
907 | Six feet back, buster | 1.3505 | 0.06395 | 97 | 71 | 18 | 8 |
908 | Today I’m hunting bargains. | 1.3504 | 0.05335 | 117 | 82 | 29 | 6 |
909 | Edamame is just like krill. | 1.3504 | 0.05335 | 117 | 82 | 29 | 6 |
910 | Plankton? I think it's in Aisle 5 | 1.3500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 69 | 27 | 4 |
911 | Pay attention because next time you are on your own | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
912 | Attention shoppers, all harpoons are buy one, get one today only. | 1.3496 | 0.05288 | 123 | 87 | 29 | 7 |
913 | Why don't you shop "on line" | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
914 | Have you tried these? They're my new obsession. | 1.3495 | 0.06429 | 103 | 77 | 16 | 10 |
915 | Baby Baluga stuck in aisle 3 . . . | 1.3495 | 0.06125 | 103 | 75 | 20 | 8 |
916 | Dinner is not on me this time." | 1.3493 | 0.05197 | 146 | 107 | 27 | 12 |
917 | Krill. Have you tried the freezer section? | 1.3491 | 0.05534 | 106 | 74 | 27 | 5 |
918 | Ahab!! Is that you after all these years? | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
919 | Forget about getting the Cap’n Crunch. | 1.3488 | 0.05121 | 129 | 91 | 31 | 7 |
920 | you are relentless! | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
921 | The prawn chips are on sale. You know they taste almost as good as the krill. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
922 | Did you just bump me? | 1.3482 | 0.06044 | 112 | 83 | 19 | 10 |
923 | Look at the leg one more time and I'm making beached whale jokes | 1.3482 | 0.06305 | 112 | 85 | 15 | 12 |
924 | Oh, there you are I’ve been looking for you all over the place! | 1.3475 | 0.05694 | 118 | 86 | 23 | 9 |
925 | You should know where the tuna is | 1.3471 | 0.05211 | 121 | 85 | 30 | 6 |
926 | Have you tried the Keto diet? Your intestines were such a mess when I was in there. | 1.3471 | 0.05715 | 121 | 89 | 22 | 10 |
927 | It's best served cold. | 1.3468 | 0.05844 | 124 | 93 | 19 | 12 |
928 | And ... I suppose there's a "Starbucks" in this store too? | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
929 | Some days you're looking for your white whale, and other days you're just looking for a good deal on crackers. | 1.3462 | 0.05920 | 104 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
930 | Look, I know things ended badly but I moved on years ago | 1.3458 | 0.05804 | 107 | 77 | 23 | 7 |
931 | No. I’m his brother, Moby Dave | 1.3458 | 0.06100 | 107 | 79 | 19 | 9 |
932 | Really? Fish, again? | 1.3458 | 0.05492 | 107 | 75 | 27 | 5 |
933 | Where is the krill aisle? | 1.3455 | 0.05839 | 110 | 80 | 22 | 8 |
934 | You can’t say you weren’t expecting me.... | 1.3451 | 0.04693 | 142 | 99 | 37 | 6 |
935 | I don't want any trouble—I'm just looking for the Goldfish. | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 84 | 18 | 10 |
936 | Stop bumping me. | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
937 | Swelled head from being proud that you have two of your own legs to stand on? | 1.3448 | 0.05625 | 116 | 84 | 24 | 8 |
938 | I can't walk faster. You bit off my leg! | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 83 | 26 | 7 |
939 | Excuse me,but do you know if the Plankton is on this aisle? | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 84 | 29 | 6 |
940 | He's not with me anymore. Went into the coffee business. | 1.3443 | 0.05793 | 122 | 91 | 20 | 11 |
941 | You know they're running a special on Krill oil in aisle 12. | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
942 | Do you smell something fishy? You know, besides yourself? | 1.3443 | 0.05175 | 122 | 86 | 30 | 6 |
943 | Don't go anywhere, okay? I left my har-, um, something in the car. | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
944 | Legs and thighs are on aisle 13. | 1.3440 | 0.05341 | 125 | 90 | 27 | 8 |
945 | Are we out of Goldfish? | 1.3440 | 0.05460 | 125 | 91 | 25 | 9 |
946 | I'm obsessed with these. | 1.3438 | 0.06594 | 96 | 72 | 15 | 9 |
947 | Sea salt? | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
948 | That’s not 6 feet | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
949 | Let's not make it weird... | 1.3434 | 0.05591 | 99 | 69 | 26 | 4 |
950 | The krill is on sale this week! | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
951 | Avast! Across the seven seas to aisle seven I'll hunt ye... | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
952 | That's the end of my list. Didn't you want to go to the seafood case? | 1.3431 | 0.05427 | 137 | 102 | 23 | 12 |
953 | Keep shopping! We can't have you getting "hangry" again. | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
954 | Krill is in aisle six. | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
955 | You are looking a bit beluga. You may want to try these probiotic prunes. | 1.3429 | 0.06323 | 105 | 79 | 16 | 10 |
956 | Krill are two aisles over | 1.3426 | 0.05907 | 108 | 79 | 21 | 8 |
957 | I thought it was towards thee I roll, not the other way around. | 1.3426 | 0.05607 | 108 | 77 | 25 | 6 |
958 | Oh, lighten up! I happen to like Harpoon Ale. | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
959 | How about a box of Goldfish? | 1.3423 | 0.06334 | 111 | 85 | 14 | 12 |
960 | Don't look so concerned. These are made with vegetable oil. | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
961 | Another bag of Nantucket krill? | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
962 | I see you everywhere. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
963 | Call Ishmael and ask which chips he wanted. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
964 | You Ok with sea salt? | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
965 | Look at you, Ahab! You’re in a supermarket, for God’s sake. Your peg leg is splintering, you’re buying fish in a can! You don’t even enjoy your hobbies anymore. I’m sorry, lord knows I have tried, but I can’t live like this. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
966 | Did you have to take all the anchovies? | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
967 | Captain Ahab, taken by surprise at Trader Joe's, realizes Moby Dick is not there to buy fresh fish. | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
968 | No, I don't think so. I have never been on a boat. | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
969 | Tuna’s one aisle over. Don’t know about krill. Or anyone named Ahab. | 1.3398 | 0.05614 | 103 | 73 | 25 | 5 |
970 | Seafood is in aisle 6. | 1.3398 | 0.06101 | 103 | 76 | 19 | 8 |
971 | I found a plant-based metaphor. | 1.3396 | 0.05669 | 106 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
972 | By God I searched for thee for three years. From the steamy straits of Malaysia to the Norweigian maelström I sought thee, and here I find thee, in Aisle 3 of thy Nantucket Walmart. I curse thee. | 1.3396 | 0.05343 | 106 | 74 | 28 | 4 |
973 | They're out of krill chips. How do you feel about sour cream and onion? | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
974 | I always buy the large size, I have a hollow leg. | 1.3394 | 0.05714 | 109 | 79 | 23 | 7 |
975 | I have a ‘Buy 1 Million Krill–Get 1 Million Krill Free’ coupon. | 1.3394 | 0.06004 | 109 | 80 | 18 | 9 |
976 | I thought 'Moby Dick' was a venereal disease!" Submitted by Priscilla Ridall, Bradenton, Florid | 1.3393 | 0.06024 | 112 | 84 | 18 | 10 |
977 | It says right here: “now blubber free!” | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
978 | I’ve moved on to Swedish Fish. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
979 | Put your mask on | 1.3391 | 0.05909 | 115 | 86 | 19 | 10 |
980 | Well,at least it’s not Baby Shark! | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
981 | Do you know when are we going back to the office? | 1.3388 | 0.04917 | 121 | 84 | 33 | 4 |
982 | I'm not sure FoodMart carries krill. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
983 | I should’ve known we’d run into each other at the grocery store. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
984 | Just what has changed since the last time I begged you to keep your distance? | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
985 | Now who’s the antagonist? | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
986 | No, I don't think Herman Melville shops here. | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
987 | persistent little bastard aren't you ? | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
988 | Oh hey, I've been hoping to run into you. | 1.3382 | 0.04808 | 136 | 96 | 34 | 6 |
989 | Canned fish? Aisle five. | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
990 | Oh! Are you here for the Great White sale too? | 1.3379 | 0.05199 | 145 | 108 | 24 | 12 |
991 | OK Moby. You follow me on my day off and they say I’m the obsessive one. | 1.3367 | 0.06313 | 98 | 73 | 17 | 8 |
992 | There must have been a typo in my online search. I definitely didn't mean Whale Foods Market.” | 1.3367 | 0.06638 | 98 | 75 | 13 | 10 |
993 | Good news...Double coupons on Catch of the day... | 1.3366 | 0.05677 | 101 | 72 | 24 | 5 |
994 | Salted cod. Thirty bags. Planning a long trip. | 1.3366 | 0.05677 | 101 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
995 | I’ve been looking everywhere for this. | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
996 | Always in the last place you look. | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
997 | Relax, I only took one bag of the dehydrated plankton. | 1.3365 | 0.05399 | 104 | 73 | 27 | 4 |
998 | well I'll be darned...if it isn't Moby Dick. I've been looking everywhere for you. | 1.3365 | 0.06639 | 104 | 81 | 11 | 12 |
999 | Aye, I have searched the seven seas for ye, but not Aisle Seven. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1000 | It's easier to buy it than catch it yourself. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1001 | Rather than revenge, an enlightened Ahab teaches the benefits of vegetarianism to his biggest foe. | 1.3364 | 0.05780 | 107 | 78 | 22 | 7 |
1002 | Well my leg wasn’t certified organic either. | 1.3364 | 0.05930 | 107 | 79 | 20 | 8 |
1003 | Are you following me or is this just an unlucky fluke? | 1.3364 | 0.05957 | 110 | 82 | 19 | 9 |
1004 | My curiosity starts with how in the heck did you get through the front door. | 1.3364 | 0.06096 | 110 | 83 | 17 | 10 |
1005 | Krill? Check out the fish counter. | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1006 | Let's just let bygones be bygones. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1007 | How about chicken legs instead? | 1.3363 | 0.06108 | 113 | 86 | 16 | 11 |
1008 | Remember; we're looking for sales not seals. | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1009 | No, you can't have my other leg. | 1.3361 | 0.05758 | 119 | 89 | 20 | 10 |
1010 | I wish it hadn't taken you so long to give up meat. | 1.3361 | 0.05880 | 119 | 90 | 18 | 11 |
1011 | Haven't you had enough of me? | 1.3361 | 0.05774 | 122 | 92 | 19 | 11 |
1012 | 6 fins apart please | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1013 | Call me hungry. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1014 | Hey! Six feet, dude! | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
1015 | I can never remember... salt-free is Ok or not? | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 91 | 31 | 6 |
1016 | Do you know where they keep the Cap'n Crunch? | 1.3358 | 0.05499 | 134 | 101 | 21 | 12 |
1017 | Have you been there the whole time? | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1018 | Why am I feeding you when you’ve already had my left leg? | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1019 | You go ahead. I always follow you. | 1.3333 | 0.05405 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1020 | All literary references aside, how exactly did you get here? | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1021 | Calamari? Aye Matey…That's in Aisle Six. | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1022 | I thought I lost you. | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1023 | You'll be pleased to know there's a special on leg of man at the meat counter. | 1.3333 | 0.05526 | 114 | 83 | 24 | 7 |
1024 | Are you related to Charlie the Tuna? He shops in here as well. | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1025 | Arrr, remember to stay back five feet, ye pasty hellfish. | 1.3333 | 0.05526 | 114 | 83 | 24 | 7 |
1026 | So much for feeling safe at the grocery store again. | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1027 | From aisle three I grapple with thee, for hate's sake I take the last Sea Salt Kettle Chips before thee... | 1.3333 | 0.06258 | 99 | 74 | 17 | 8 |
1028 | Excuse me, but didn’t we use to work together? | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1029 | Of course I still care about you. I just don't think we're good for each other. | 1.3333 | 0.06258 | 99 | 74 | 17 | 8 |
1030 | You ever try this with your krill? | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1031 | If I'm not mistaken, all krill are organic krill. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1032 | I can’t go any faster! Gee, I wonder why! | 1.3333 | 0.05697 | 90 | 63 | 24 | 3 |
1033 | Sorry no one recognized us; not everyone read the book. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1034 | Have you seen the Goldfish? | 1.3333 | 0.05800 | 114 | 85 | 20 | 9 |
1035 | Thanks for distracting everyone from my peg leg. | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
1036 | You’re going to put me inside the cart, aren’t you? | 1.3333 | 0.05631 | 102 | 73 | 24 | 5 |
1037 | Vaccinated? Me, too. | 1.3333 | 0.06002 | 105 | 78 | 19 | 8 |
1038 | I heard you went into the witness protection program. | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1039 | Would’ve assumed you’re more the Costco type. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1040 | you took my leg, but you can't have my quinoa! | 1.3308 | 0.04931 | 130 | 93 | 31 | 6 |
1041 | Just for your information, the seafood is in isle 9 | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
1042 | ‘I was expecting a whale of a deal, not a whale with deals.’ | 1.3306 | 0.05694 | 124 | 94 | 19 | 11 |
1043 | Let’s get you some chew toys- I’d rather we didn’t have another “accident”. | 1.3306 | 0.05577 | 124 | 93 | 21 | 10 |
1044 | Did you get the last of the goldfish crackers? | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
1045 | Ah, No.... I'm Ahab the farmer..... | 1.3306 | 0.05033 | 121 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1046 | They're called Goldfish. Do you want them? | 1.3306 | 0.05676 | 121 | 91 | 20 | 10 |
1047 | So they roped you into the reunion committee also? | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1048 | I've moved on to a quest for the perfect potato chip. | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1049 | Finally! Someone else who doesn't fit in. | 1.3303 | 0.05461 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1050 | Krill’s on aisle five, so stop stalking me. | 1.3303 | 0.05223 | 109 | 77 | 28 | 4 |
1051 | Honestly, it wasn't me! | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
1052 | Look, Moby, I didn't say half the things Melville has me saying in that book. "Talk not to me of blasphemy, man..." I mean, come on; does that sound like me? | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1053 | So, I guess I'll see you at work on Monday. | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1054 | How many bags of these krill flavored chips do you want? | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1055 | Do you ever feel like you’ve been looking for something that’s been in front of you your whole life? | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1056 | I prefer the shopping experience at Whale-Mart. | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1057 | Last one, sorry. Guess you'll have to keep searching. | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
1058 | When I was obsessed with you I didn't know you'd be such a picky room mate. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1059 | No, no"; I'm a veteran, not Captain Ahab. | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1060 | I'd like to add you to my professional network on Linkedin. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1061 | Who put Pirate's Booty on the grocery list? | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1062 | It's always the last place you look. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1063 | Wanna get Starbucks later? | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
1064 | Okay, this one the Greenpeace seal. Now are you happy? | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
1065 | Ye haunt me to the ends of the Earth, and the snack aisle. | 1.3282 | 0.05466 | 131 | 99 | 21 | 11 |
1066 | I thought I was so over you, but in lockdown you’re all I could think about. | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1067 | What? You’re expecting the proverbial elephant? | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
1068 | Looking for sea salt? | 1.3280 | 0.04922 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 5 |
1069 | Relax—now I’m on the hunt for “buy-one, get-one.” | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
1070 | Please stop blubbering about the prices. | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 87 | 25 | 7 |
1071 | Quit tailing me | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
1072 | I'm assuming your pod has been vaccinated. | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
1073 | You think chips with a hint of lime will prevent scurvy? | 1.3276 | 0.05844 | 116 | 88 | 18 | 10 |
1074 | We'll go to Starbucks once we're done here at Krogers. | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
1075 | Remember, in here, I told them to call me Ishmael. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
1076 | I could order them online but I like the hunt | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1077 | They are out of Ahab flavor - is sea salt & vinegar alright? | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1078 | They are having a whale of a sale. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1079 | Ishmael and the rest of the crew think the mediation is going very well, don’t you? | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1080 | Alright, 6 feet buddy. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1081 | What goes around comes around. | 1.3269 | 0.06025 | 104 | 78 | 18 | 8 |
1082 | We'll need a lot of munchies--that crew can really drink like they've got a ...well, you know... | 1.3269 | 0.06178 | 104 | 79 | 16 | 9 |
1083 | I was just thinking about you! | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1084 | Hey! Stop being such a Dick! | 1.3267 | 0.06465 | 101 | 78 | 13 | 10 |
1085 | There you are. Didn’t you hear me? I beckoned three times! | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1086 | I thought we were social distancing. | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1087 | For the hundredth time, I haven't been able to find the damn plankton! | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
1088 | For the last time, they don't have Weight Watchers giant squids. | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1089 | I see you didn't really need my leg after all. | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
1090 | I didn't think the sushi was that fresh here | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1091 | Yeah, I'm pursuing you now. So what? | 1.3250 | 0.05696 | 120 | 91 | 19 | 10 |
1092 | Would you look at that, Moby! Chips Ahoy are on sale! | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
1093 | Yes I've had my obsessions too, but must we always get the cod flavored chips? | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1094 | Love the hat. Really helps your symmetry. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1095 | Could you stop following me! | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
1096 | Call me crazy...but have we met before? | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
1097 | Sea salt or prawn coctail? | 1.3241 | 0.04979 | 145 | 108 | 27 | 10 |
1098 | Look, man. I'm off the clock. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1099 | No. The recipe specifically calls for Rigatoni. | 1.3241 | 0.06004 | 108 | 82 | 17 | 9 |
1100 | Richard? Is that you? | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
1101 | It's organic, but frankly, I prefer Starbuck's." | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1102 | Can you please go ahead? I'm pursuing YOU | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
1103 | Yes,these are Cape Cod chips. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1104 | You good with sea salt and vinegar? | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1105 | Aye, you have no white whale privilege here. A fathom is a fathom and that be the full length of two shopping carts. | 1.3241 | 0.06004 | 108 | 82 | 17 | 9 |
1106 | Damn it Melville | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1107 | Call me by your name | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
1108 | Look, just Venmo me your half for the groceries now so I don't have to hunt you down for it. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1109 | They’re just happy I’m happy. But when they come over, don’t mention the book deal. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1110 | Like they say, "it's always in the last place you look." | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1111 | Quite a fluke running into YOU here,Ahab! | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1112 | They're seaweed chips. It'll be like a taste of home. | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
1113 | Social distancing please. | 1.3226 | 0.05547 | 93 | 66 | 24 | 3 |
1114 | From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale. Keep thee a fathom away. | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1115 | I thought I’d miss the chase, but retirement has really been smooth sailing. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1116 | Tell me about it! I've been typecast too. | 1.3220 | 0.04945 | 118 | 84 | 30 | 4 |
1117 | Your sea is out of tuna fish. | 1.3220 | 0.05630 | 118 | 89 | 20 | 9 |
1118 | Oooh, sea salt chips! | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1119 | I don't think you really know what Swedish fish are. | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1120 | Have you tried these? I’m just obsessed with them! | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1121 | Yes, as you know the ocean has become unlivable | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1122 | Where's a Starbucks? Are you kidding me? | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
1123 | Excuse me, maybe you know? Can you tell me where I can find the fish and ships? | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1124 | Have you tried the Gluten Free dried krill? | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1125 | I knew your grandfather. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1126 | Tailgating on land too I see. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1127 | I'm getting you the low-sodium | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1128 | I'd advise you not to go to the next aisle, it's where the seafood section is. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
1129 | 6 feet Moby, 6 feet, and put a mask on there aren't any krill in the cereal aisle! | 1.3204 | 0.06503 | 103 | 81 | 11 | 11 |
1130 | If I tell you which aisle the Goldfish crackers are on, will you stop following me? | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1131 | Epic struggles are forbidden before the checkout. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1132 | Aye, we'll need drink to go with these chips... Hast seen the White Ale? | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1133 | You have to try these. I'm obsessed with them. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1134 | -My doctor says I must forget, Moby | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1135 | These go great with krill! | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
1136 | I can’t believe I let my boys talk me into ANOTHER pet... what am I supposed to even feed you?? | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
1137 | Why won't you show up during my therapy sessions? | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1138 | this is awkward... isn't it? | 1.3200 | 0.06176 | 100 | 76 | 16 | 8 |
1139 | When we’re done here let’s go to Starbucks. | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1140 | Not only your face, your whole body begs to question. | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1141 | It’s for a dish best served cold. | 1.3200 | 0.06337 | 100 | 77 | 14 | 9 |
1142 | Thank god they got the krill flavor back! | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1143 | Richard? | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1144 | Well, Aisle B; fancy running into you here. | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
1145 | Of all the grocer's establishments in all the towns in all the world, he walks in to mine. | 1.3191 | 0.06630 | 94 | 73 | 12 | 9 |
1146 | I prefer the seasalt flavour myself, how about you? | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1147 | You ever try these goldfi--hey...don't I know you from somewhere?" | 1.3190 | 0.05557 | 116 | 87 | 21 | 8 |
1148 | I hope you're having a whale of a time because shopping here is going to cost me an arm and a leg. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1149 | I'm sorry, but I have to unfollow you. | 1.3187 | 0.05386 | 91 | 64 | 25 | 2 |
1150 | I thought it was you! | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1151 | How about some Muesli instead of Cap'n Crunch? | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1152 | A little personal space please, buddy? | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1153 | I'm looking for wood glue.....and you? | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1154 | Look, it's 'Blubber Free'!" | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
1155 | Revenge for dinner? I hear it’s a dish best served cold. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1156 | I knew I should’ve used curbside pickup, thought Moby. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1157 | Salted, or unsalted? | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1158 | Please, call me "Rick." | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1159 | We’ve been through this. It’s Whole Foods, not Whale Foods. Um, and where’s your mask? | 1.3178 | 0.06171 | 107 | 83 | 14 | 10 |
1160 | Umm, hi..have you tried these new plankton chips yet? | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1161 | Call me...maybe? | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1162 | My therapist suggested I sell the Pequod and seek other ventures. My first mate, Starbuck, for example, started a coffee chain. | 1.3175 | 0.05363 | 126 | 95 | 22 | 9 |
1163 | These have been harder to find than you. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1164 | Sorry, pal. This is the last Captain Crunch. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1165 | Do you want this last bag? I don't want to be a dick. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1166 | I’ve told you to stop following me. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1167 | I can't believe we used to be mortal enemies and now we argue about cereal. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1168 | I'm raging against the Deep State now. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1169 | When I’m done with you, you’ll be in the seafood aisle. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1170 | Wait, *you* have been following *me* the whole time? | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
1171 | You are too close, even if I AM Ishmael | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1172 | Did you get the seaweed salad that Ismael likes? | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1173 | You and your white male privilege. | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1174 | Wait. Have we met? | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1175 | You know you could've saved us both a lot of trouble if you'd stayed a pescatarian. | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1176 | "Call me Ishmael. Call this oatmeal." | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1177 | Sorry, I know I was the one who insisted, but now it doesn't seem like this relationship is going anywhere | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1178 | Hmmm. That is odd. I had you pegged as a sea salt & vinegar fellow! | 1.3158 | 0.05450 | 95 | 68 | 24 | 3 |
1179 | I was told this was a food bank, not a sperm bank | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1180 | This special on krill should help curb your craving for ships. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1181 | Remind me, how was it that we first met? | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1182 | Algae chips. Your favorite! | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1183 | I thought this was Whalemart.... | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1184 | By gawd, Moby, I just had an idea for the great American novel.” | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1185 | What about tonight? Will five hundred packages of this be enough for you? | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1186 | Can you give me some space? I’ve stopped chasing you. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
1187 | You want them with sea salt? | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1188 | The Pacific was all out of Krill... I’m starving... | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1189 | 6 feet from the nose please. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1190 | EXCUSE ME, Might you know where I can find the Gefilte fish? | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1191 | Krill"? Well, I suppose it's in the seafood section | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1192 | I said "Her-She-Bars", not "Thar-She-Blows" !! | 1.3143 | 0.06100 | 105 | 81 | 15 | 9 |
1193 | This time you're using the restroom before we get back on the boat. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1194 | Remember, we pay separately at the check out. | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1195 | Aha! The last bag of krill. And I saw it first! | 1.3140 | 0.04984 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 5 |
1196 | Sure, from your point of view, I guess I was "ethically sourced". | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1197 | I thought this chapter was omitted. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1198 | How would I know where the Starbucks is? | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1199 | Could you at least stand six feet back | 1.3137 | 0.06228 | 102 | 79 | 14 | 9 |
1200 | Yikes! Call me... Ishmael? | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1201 | Moby, they are out squid crackers, these shrimp crackers will have to do! | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1202 | Dick...it’s been awhale” | 1.3137 | 0.05210 | 102 | 73 | 26 | 3 |
1203 | Do you prefer seeing your friends in pouches like this or in a can? | 1.3136 | 0.05342 | 118 | 88 | 23 | 7 |
1204 | I knew that book would give you a big head. | 1.3136 | 0.05342 | 118 | 88 | 23 | 7 |
1205 | Do you know if these come in shrimp flavor? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1206 | You're right - compared to the pandemic, they really were the good old days. | 1.3133 | 0.06841 | 83 | 64 | 12 | 7 |
1207 | I'm sorry . . . did you call me Ishmael? | 1.3133 | 0.06841 | 83 | 64 | 11 | 7 |
1208 | My doc says if pork rinds don’t kill me, my mad quest for revenge certainly will. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1209 | If you try to ram my cart again, I’ll call the manager. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1210 | They call this fishmeal? | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1211 | I’m glad we were able to leave all that unpleasantness behind. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1212 | Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale... which aisle are the harpoons!? | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1213 | Ahab’s Worst Martmare | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1214 | See! Sustainably fished. Now please stop harassing me. | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
1215 | Evidently white whales don't know when enough is enough. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1216 | Excuse me,would it be insensitive of me to ask in which aisle I might find the harpoons? | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1217 | They're out of Cap'n Crunch. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1218 | These ingredients take forever to read. | 1.3125 | 0.05403 | 96 | 69 | 24 | 3 |
1219 | Towards thee I roll my cart and raise my sales. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1220 | Call me —“ “I know your name, bro | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1221 | It says it’s sustainably harvested | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1222 | No. The plankton is in frozen foods, aisle 8. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1223 | It might be unhealthy, but I am just obsessed with these. | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
1224 | Wait, how do you know my name?!? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1225 | Gee, this is sort of an anticlimax isn't it? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1226 | Would you mind not following me? | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1227 | My new obsession is coupons. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1228 | Look, I said I'm over it; but that doesn't mean we can be buddies! | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1229 | Yes, I know it's not kosher! | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1230 | Buying in bulk too, huh? | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1231 | I miss the chase. | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
1232 | My name is actually Moby Penis. | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1233 | Et tu Moby | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
1234 | Goldfish? Aisle 9. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1235 | Are you stalking me now? | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1236 | You look really familiar... | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1237 | No, it's not a jellyfish. It's a plastic package. | 1.3113 | 0.06196 | 106 | 83 | 13 | 10 |
1238 | Moby, you haven't read the book, have you? | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1239 | Arrrgh! Caught in a lampoon without me harpoon! | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1240 | Moby, you didn't blow it...just call her. | 1.3109 | 0.05436 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
1241 | Did you get the Krill Helper? | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1242 | I hardly recognized you without all the harpoons. | 1.3107 | 0.06175 | 103 | 80 | 14 | 9 |
1243 | I’ll get the chips if you get the fish and promise not to bring krill this time. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1244 | Call me nonplussed. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1245 | I’m sorry. You must have the wrong Captain. | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1246 | Ishmael? Nope, don't know him. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1247 | If you don't behave, I'm sending you back to the novel. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1248 | In some ways the whale was sad to see what Ahab had become; a bargain hunter. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1249 | Three strikes, Moby: no mask, no distance . . . and fifteen items! | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1250 | Who's following who here?! | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1251 | I’m more into goldfish these days | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
1252 | So, who is stalking who now? | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1253 | Oh sure....Mr. Tip-toes! | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1254 | In this pandemic, i too feel like a fish out of the water! | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
1255 | Yes I do notice that you are still following me | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
1256 | You are my second least favorite Moby. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1257 | This is the only size available. How many of these? | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1258 | How am I? You look like a fish out of water. | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1259 | You're still on my list! | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1260 | Excuse me, are you the Prince of Whales? | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1261 | Daddy, please tell me, was I really adopted? | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1262 | Do I look like a mackerel to you? | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1263 | What do you mean you identify as a herring? | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1264 | Are we out of shrimp chips? | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1265 | I'm glad you've decided to go vegan. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1266 | I have a feeling the literary world is going to put the wrong spin on our relationship. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1267 | Moby, given our past history, I thought you would respect the need for social distance. | 1.3077 | 0.07140 | 78 | 61 | 10 | 7 |
1268 | Krill for dinner OK with you? | 1.3077 | 0.05624 | 117 | 90 | 18 | 9 |
1269 | You know precisely why you're a vegetarian now. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1270 | Does wild rice pair with krill ? | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1271 | They’re all out of krill flavored chips. Would you like barbecue? | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1272 | Can we agree on sea salt and vinegar? | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1273 | I believe the low sodium, gluten-free,GMO-free, cage-free high protein squid is on aisle 7. | 1.3070 | 0.05861 | 114 | 89 | 15 | 10 |
1274 | Is albacore really better? | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1275 | These chips will go well with the shrimp dip. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1276 | Should I get the one with or without sea salt? | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1277 | Excuse me, is this the metaphor aisle? | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1278 | The seafood here is to die for." | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1279 | I'd give an arm and a leg to go back to our pre-quarantine lives. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1280 | No, I don't think they carry krill here... | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1281 | As long as you're still haunting me, where can I find the pickled herring? | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1282 | Seaweed chips? Really? | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1283 | I'm surprised you shop here. I find their krill selection really uninspired. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1284 | Should I be worried there's no protein in your cart yet? | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
1285 | Excuse me,would you happen to know if ambergris is gluten free? | 1.3063 | 0.05975 | 111 | 87 | 14 | 10 |
1286 | I’m not really one for sequels. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1287 | Moby! They've got krill snacks in gluten-free! | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1288 | Relax! I said Chips Ahoy, not ships ahoy. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1289 | Don't trust the plankton. It's not always fresh. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1290 | Excuse me.... six feet please | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1291 | So, you were just hangry all along, huh? | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1292 | That's 1,200 cans of tuna in water or olive oil -- what say ye? | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1293 | Don't Call Me Anything | 1.3056 | 0.05803 | 108 | 83 | 17 | 8 |
1294 | This selection blows | 1.3053 | 0.05185 | 131 | 100 | 22 | 9 |
1295 | This is what I was referring to when I suggested that you switch to ‘Captain Crunch’. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1296 | Why don't you go ahead of me? I just remembered that I need something in the harpoon aisle. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1297 | I bet you have a tale to tell!!! | 1.3053 | 0.06362 | 95 | 74 | 13 | 8 |
1298 | What? You weren't satisfied with the one leg? | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1299 | Whale, what do you know? | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1300 | Of course it's dolphin-friendly, it's a bag of pretzels. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1301 | Dooooo yoooouuuuu liiiiiiiike pooootaaaatoooo chiiiiiiips? | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1302 | You promised me Starbucks | 1.3053 | 0.06536 | 95 | 75 | 11 | 9 |
1303 | Cap'n Crunch wasn't real, you know. | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
1304 | People have changed... | 1.3051 | 0.04964 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1305 | And I thought walking on one leg was hard! | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1306 | The one time I forget my harpoon-I'm too old for this | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
1307 | You will eat your corn puffs and you will like them. | 1.3043 | 0.06510 | 92 | 72 | 12 | 8 |
1308 | Could you try the leg of lamb this time? | 1.3043 | 0.05946 | 115 | 91 | 13 | 11 |
1309 | I'm glad we're meeting again under different circumstances. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1310 | No, were not buying any Captain Crunch cereal this week | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1311 | Why yes I believe plankton is in aisle 3 | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
1312 | I know the seas are rising, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1313 | Don’t worry, I already had lunch! | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1314 | I'm hungry enough to eat a whale. Oh, hi Moby. | 1.3043 | 0.06510 | 92 | 72 | 12 | 8 |
1315 | It’s buy one, get one free. Should we split it? | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1316 | What...they said it was a Whale of a sale! | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
1317 | Say, haven’t I seen you somewhere before? | 1.3039 | 0.06040 | 102 | 79 | 15 | 8 |
1318 | Large white whale and my need for revenge—sorry, mate, no longer on my list. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
1319 | Sustainability changed everything, didn't it? | 1.3039 | 0.06198 | 102 | 80 | 13 | 9 |
1320 | The tabloids say I'm the one whose obsessed, yet you're the one following me around a supermarket miles from the deep blue sea! | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1321 | Ishmael - Call me Ishmael. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1322 | I just saw Jonah in aisle 6. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1323 | No, I can't explain "fish fingers." | 1.3034 | 0.06667 | 89 | 69 | 11 | 8 |
1324 | After this, do you want to watch Jaws? | 1.3034 | 0.06667 | 89 | 70 | 11 | 8 |
1325 | Why are you suprisied? This is the seafood section. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1326 | Six feet apart, buddy. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1327 | I can’t believe it. Do you know how long I’ve been searching for you? | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1328 | I said I'd get you some krill and then we can call it even, right? | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1329 | You never call me | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1330 | I’m over you now, Moby, time to move on | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1331 | I am not telling you how the story ends. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1332 | I’m never going to get rid of you, am I? | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1333 | These probably taste better than my leg, huh. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1334 | Didn't I tell you to wait in the car Moby, that I'd buy you all the sardines you could possibly eat? Don't you trust me? | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1335 | I found what I'm looking for. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1336 | Oh, was this your friend? | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1337 | If you need a caption for this, you clearly never took a Lit class. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1338 | It's my wife's list. I, myself have always said no to whale's meat. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1339 | I have spent years obsessively searching for this cereal! My quest has consumed my humanity, transforming me into a nihilistic madman singularly focused on achieving this deeply personal goal! Man I sure wish there was an easier way to say that. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1340 | Well, blow me down. You shop here too, Moby Dick. | 1.3019 | 0.04676 | 106 | 75 | 30 | 1 |
1341 | To the last I grapple with thee. I snagged the last bag of kale chips. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1342 | Have you tried the new krill chips? | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
1343 | Sorry, I do not know if they carry Dolphin-friendly Tuna" | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1344 | All the way to the cash register I will grapple with thee. | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1345 | Call me Instacart. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1346 | I guess we're both fish out of water. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1347 | Another bag of goldfish? | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1348 | Get it! It is a "whale of a deal"! | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1349 | Aren't you out of your league? | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1350 | Why here? Let's make a long story short. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1351 | Now YOU'RE following me??? | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1352 | It’s always awkward to see someone you know while buying groceries. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1353 | No I mean where are you ‘from’ from? Like your accent, I mean. | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1354 | Are you also a fan of Cap’n Crunch? | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1355 | I’ve got a leg up on you. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1356 | Attention all shoppers... shipwreck in aisle four. | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
1357 | What brings you here to Des Moines? | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1358 | Don't you think revenge is a dish best served cold? | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1359 | And all this time I’ve been looking for you at the fish counter | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1360 | No, my name is not Ishmael. Why do you ask? | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1361 | Shiver my timbers, if it isn't my old nemesis Dick | 1.3000 | 0.05347 | 90 | 65 | 23 | 2 |
1362 | Captain Crunch? You know you aren’t funny and you can just walk home. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1363 | Ya know, we really blew it after the novel.. Starbuck's now got HIS stuff in all the supermarkets! | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1364 | These cost an arm and a leg on Nantucket. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1365 | You're lucky this store has cameras. | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
1366 | Leave the harpoon, take the cannoli. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1367 | Sure, I like these chips, but I don't think it's fair to say I'm 'obsessed' with them. | 1.3000 | 0.05347 | 90 | 65 | 23 | 2 |
1368 | Look. Its says right here. "No whales were killed or seriously injured as a result of making these potato chips". So stop looking at me like that. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1369 | Did you ever find my boot? | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1370 | Yes, fine, I admit it, I’m obsessed with sea salt potato chips too! Get over it! | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1371 | Looking killer today, Richard” | 1.2992 | 0.05398 | 127 | 99 | 18 | 10 |
1372 | Pardon, could you tell me which aisle the harpoons are on? | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1373 | I bet you were the one responsible for “Clean-up on isle 5!”. | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1374 | We meet again Moby Dick. Say, do you know in what aisle I can find the dolphin-safe tuna? | 1.2991 | 0.05970 | 107 | 84 | 14 | 9 |
1375 | Towards thee I roll" is my line, not yours | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1376 | You again? Whose bright idea was it to put whale oil and krill oil in the same aisle? | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1377 | Avert thine eyes, as soon we approacheth the seafood counter. | 1.2990 | 0.05112 | 97 | 70 | 25 | 2 |
1378 | Must we get the sea salt flavored chips again? | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1379 | Stop your blubbering; we can't afford a giant squid until they do a remake. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1380 | I never knew we were neighbours until we started working from home | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1381 | Hey, what part of six feet don't you get? | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1382 | I’m on a low-krill diet. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1383 | Don't you remember? We met in Nantucket last summer. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1384 | Are Harpoons in 'Gardening' or 'Sporting Goods'? | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
1385 | So that’s when I decided to switch to line caught tuna | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1386 | Of all the WalMarts in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1387 | Don't forget the kelp in aisle 12 | 1.2982 | 0.05563 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1388 | This'll really clean your blowhole! | 1.2982 | 0.05421 | 114 | 87 | 20 | 7 |
1389 | Yeah, I work for PETA now. Go figure, right? | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1390 | Call me nostalgic, but there is something special about the sea salt. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1391 | How very odd..the beluga is usually on Aisle 7. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1392 | Just because we're shopping together doesn't mean it's over. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1393 | I told you the sign didn’t mean Starbuck was here | 1.2981 | 0.04609 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 2 |
1394 | No. They don’t have leg flavor. | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1395 | Going Vegan could be good for both of us. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1396 | How many times do I have to tell you? We ae not going to Starbucks for a Krill Latte! | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1397 | It seems the tides have turned. | 1.2979 | 0.06563 | 94 | 75 | 10 | 9 |
1398 | After this, let’s go to Starbucks’ | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1399 | were you wanting these goldfish? | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1400 | Mum’s the word. Melville knows nothing about Instacart and my side hustle. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1401 | Oh, you made it. Listen, don't call me Ishmael. I go by Jeremy now. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1402 | I thought I was looking for you. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1403 | No, I’m not Gregory Peck. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1404 | I heard the beluga here is really good | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1405 | Just once, I'd like to get a flavor other than sea salt. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1406 | There's no such thing as Ahab-flovored chips, please stop asking. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1407 | You don't have to be such a Moby Dick about it. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1408 | Thar she blows...the whole weekly budget! | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1409 | Read the book. You'll find I'm following you. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1410 | You have an idea for a book you say? | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1411 | I just feel like my work life is bleeding into my personal life. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1412 | You look like a fish out of water in this store.But you are going to reply," A whale is a mammal, not a fish" | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1413 | I’m sorry, I thought you were asking for pea pods. What is the name of the boat again? | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1414 | Funny how quickly pursuit transitions to the banality of an old married couple... | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1415 | Are all those Goldfish crackers for you ? | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1416 | Excuse me, Have we met before? | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 87 | 27 | 4 |
1417 | White Supremacy? Yeah, yeah, sweetheart, I been hearing that crap since Melville. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1418 | From hell’s heart I shop with thee. | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1419 | "Just picking up a few things for our book club. It's at Ishmael's tonight. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1420 | Cap'n Crunch? | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
1421 | So how do you like being followed when looking for food? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1422 | I think you'll like it better than leg. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1423 | Welcome to my world. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1424 | I'm sorry, I just had to try the new harpoon shaped Doritos. | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
1425 | So now you want my chips? | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
1426 | You? | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1427 | Oh, so now you're following me? | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1428 | I don’t think I’ll ever get the taste of sea salt out.my mouth. | 1.2955 | 0.05240 | 132 | 103 | 19 | 10 |
1429 | I knew it was over when my chief mate left to start a coffee shop. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1430 | Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale! Where is thy mask? | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1431 | I'm retired now. Let's go grab a drink together. | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
1432 | Hey, Ahab , move it or lose it - again! | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1433 | Is it just me or do I really look like Mr. Quaker Oats? | 1.2952 | 0.05730 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
1434 | These are "Lays;" not "Legs." | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1435 | My shrink said I was in love with you the whole time. | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1436 | Please go ahead of me. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1437 | Blubber is in Aisle 7. Ambergris, Aisle 11, in ‘Specialty Foods’. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1438 | You get Pfizer or Moderna? | 1.2947 | 0.06327 | 95 | 75 | 12 | 8 |
1439 | I'm not going to every store in town to chase down the flavor you like. That's madness. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1440 | Following you? I always shop here. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1441 | It’s called ‘Revenge’; I serve it cold. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1442 | Now, who's stalking whom? | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1443 | Im kosher ya know | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1444 | I think I'm dreaming 'cause neither of us should be here... | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1445 | Call it oatmeal, not Ishmael. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1446 | No, you can’t go first. I don’t support white whale privilege. | 1.2941 | 0.06007 | 102 | 80 | 14 | 8 |
1447 | Well, I like the chips without the SEA SALT. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1448 | Just great! All the grocery stores in this town, and look who I gotta run into! | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1449 | Speak not to me of Cap'n Crunch, ye damned whale | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1450 | Oil or water? | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1451 | Do you know if this krill oil is any good? | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1452 | Sure, let's address the second largest mammal in the room. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1453 | Ahab! How's it goin"? And how's the old peg leg doin'? Heh, heh, heh. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1454 | There is no plankton but tuna is in Aisle 4. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1455 | stay 6ft back, you Dick! | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1456 | If you're a vale, I'm Keptin Ahab. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1457 | . Do you know where I can find the fin sanitizer? | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1458 | Salt and vinegar! You have no idea how long I’ve been searching for these. They’re like my.... Oh. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1459 | Sea salt AND vinegar. Why ruin a good thing? | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1460 | Just wait for me for a whale | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1461 | Don't tell me you need a hand too. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1462 | Ismael says, "Don't be a "dick head" Moby, frozen farm raised shrimp is just as nutritious as wild caught ocean shrimp. | 1.2929 | 0.06134 | 99 | 78 | 13 | 8 |
1463 | I believe the Goldfish are in aisle six | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1464 | Seriously, up for a breath?? | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1465 | Better get more snacks, Mo, I hear this is a really long book. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1466 | Look,Starbuck is roasting coffee now. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1467 | Assuming you're here for the sale on sea salt potato chips? | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
1468 | Jonah? No, Ahab. Why? | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1469 | After Starbuck quit I started making my own coffee | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1470 | You know where I can get fresh salmon | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
1471 | This is not how I saw this going down. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1472 | Lobster tails? No crab legs for you! No legs at all for you. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1473 | „would you please adjust your distance in relation to your size?“ | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1474 | The only thing left in the ocean is plastic stuff. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1475 | Would Queequeg like these chips? | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1476 | Blubber. What’s on your list? | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1477 | My name is not Jonah nor Ahab, so stop following me. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1478 | Let's keep work at the office. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1479 | Richard, I thought we'd settled this. | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1480 | Herman,is that you,its been forever... | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1481 | Sorry, I am Larry. | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1482 | I really doubt they would say”humanely harvested” if it wasn’t. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1483 | Blubber chips? | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1484 | Have you tried the salt and vinegar chips? | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1485 | I don’t know about you, but I’m having a whale of a time | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1486 | Did Ishmael say he wanted sour cream and onion or salt and vinegar? | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1487 | Is this pescatarian? | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1488 | TGIF... On Monday it will be back to good vs. evil. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1489 | I hear this dish is best served cold. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1490 | Could you please stand six feet back? | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1491 | Sorry, I don't know what aisle the krill is on. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1492 | It's pronounced Queequeg, right? | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1493 | Relax, I said I’m here for the great white sale. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1494 | Plankton, spicy or mild? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1495 | I thought you didn’t like krill. | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
1496 | It starts like this, “There once was a man from Nantucket. . .” | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1497 | One fathom, Dick! | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1498 | Hang on, Do I know you from somewhere? | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1499 | Do you think these are non-fat? | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1500 | I'm just saying every time we invite Queequeg he shows up, casts runes, then says he's going to die and ends up sulking for the rest of the evening. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1501 | Better get something to nibble on. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
1502 | I sure hope this is a dream. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1503 | I find it easier to get fish from here rather than the sea. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1504 | James, there's a water spill on Aisle 3. Water spill on Aisle 3. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
1505 | I suppose I'll never find the White Kale | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
1506 | For God’s sake, I can’t even go grocery shopping without you following me! | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1507 | When the Netflix adaptation strays too far from the source material. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1508 | I usually hate seeing colleagues outside of the office, but after a year of working from home, this really feels nice. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1509 | Say... didn’t we meet “some years ago” | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
1510 | Literary Classic on aisle 4. Repeat, Literary Classic on aisle 4. | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
1511 | it’s awkward when you bump into your stalker at the grocery store | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1512 | Moby Dick II:. Straight to Video | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1513 | Tuna is in the next aisle. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1514 | I see you've changed your diet. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1515 | Excuse me, would you get me that bag of goldfish crackers on the top shelf? | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1516 | Naturally...Just when I started obsessing about toilet paper instead. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1517 | Call me Ishmael, but wasn’t this $2 cheaper at Safeway? | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1518 | Well, I guess if I follow you everywhere you have the right to do the same. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1519 | You’re right, we’re more productive working together. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1520 | I've been hunting these down for ages | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1521 | I think you've helped yourself to one too many snacks, don't you? | 1.2887 | 0.05376 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1522 | Excuse me. Would you know if the harpoons are stocked with the kitchen utensils? | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1523 | Karma is a bitch when the hunter becomes the hunted | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1524 | Look, I said I was over you. Please stop following me around. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1525 | So, it’s come to this? | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1526 | And to think, both of us just wanted to hunt for bargains this whole time | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1527 | Yes or no to shrimp crisps? | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1528 | Yes, I put on a few pounds during Covid. | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1529 | Yeah, I’m actually seeing a beluga now. I got tired of chasing after someone who wasn’t returning the same energy. | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
1530 | Omigod, I was just thinking about you. We good? | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1531 | Will you just stop with the "Man from Nantucket" jokes? | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1532 | Don't flatter yourself. I wasn't obsessed. Anyway, I'm into NFT's now. | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1533 | Awkward. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1534 | Are we out of Captain Crunch? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1535 | Sorry, Dick. I wasn't thinking when I put Harpoon Ale on my grocery list. | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
1536 | Hey, don't look at me that way. I'm with Green Peace! | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1537 | It’s the krill of the chase | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1538 | I move rather slowly, so feel free to breach by me. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1539 | Well, well, look who’s stalking who now. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1540 | How the fuck did you fit through the door? | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
1541 | May I suggest the plankton isle instead? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1542 | Me? I'm thinking of a dish I can serve cold. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1543 | Sorry about the harpoon I’m now a vegan so you have nothing to worry about | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1544 | Don’t be surprised. This is the only place I can find fish that isn’t covered in plastic. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1545 | Yo! HoHos AND a bottle of rum. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1546 | Starbuck has his own products? You think you know someone ... | 1.2871 | 0.06026 | 101 | 80 | 13 | 8 |
1547 | Shouldn't you be in a school? | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
1548 | And don’t forget Starbuck’s coffee. | 1.2871 | 0.06188 | 101 | 81 | 11 | 9 |
1549 | There is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of selecting a bag of chips. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1550 | I know, I know, enough for 3 days but nothing that will get us seasick. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1551 | Krill crackers or plankton chips? | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1552 | How's the Gefilte fish? | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1553 | You haunt me everywhere, don't you? | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1554 | Will you eat these freeze-dried krill? | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1555 | Why does it seem like I have seen you somewhere in the ocean? | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1556 | This one is krill with raisins. Is that okay? | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1557 | Pequod? It doesn’t mean anything. He made it up. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1558 | Which bait do you prefer? | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1559 | The dry roasted squid is very good. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1560 | Are you vegan? | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1561 | Are you chasing me? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1562 | No more sea salt, we're getting the nacho cheese chips. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1563 | You're gonna need a bigger cart. Oops, wrong book. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1564 | Says it right here Moby...you must keep your six feet social distance, snout included! | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1565 | No, this isn't Starbuck's. Why do you ask? | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1566 | Ahab?....No, you must have me confused with someone else. | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1567 | What do you think of the gluten-free Goldfish? | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1568 | This is a switch. Now you're following me. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1569 | Let's not make this awkward... | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 72 | 24 | 2 |
1570 | . . . and the family? | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1571 | No, I don't know where the sea horses are kept. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1572 | You mean the old fight? No, I gave all that up after my first taste of Ruffles® Queso Cheese Flavored Potato Chips. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1573 | I could really use a personal shopper. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1574 | Did you want the last tuna? | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1575 | I go by David now... | 1.2857 | 0.06882 | 77 | 61 | 10 | 6 |
1576 | This is so much easier than having to spear my food! | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1577 | Don’t worry, it’s dolphin safe | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1578 | Whale, I must say, this seems out of the blue! | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1579 | Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul... I account it high time to consume about 10 bags of these as soon as I can. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1580 | Fancy meeting you in the snack aisle. | 1.2845 | 0.04117 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1581 | Snacks you say to krill for? | 1.2843 | 0.05973 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 8 |
1582 | I still have a leg up on you. | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1583 | Yes, I checked. The ingredients include 100% organic kelp. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1584 | We forgot our masks! | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1585 | I think you’ve had your fill of Cap’n Crunch. | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1586 | Are you related to the Dick family? | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1587 | I think you're in the wrong pod. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1588 | Clean up imminent on aisle 5. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1589 | Stop blubbering; this one's krill flavored. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1590 | Maybe it’s not such a big deal that you’re white, | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1591 | This expedition is costing me an arm and a leg! | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1592 | Oh, hilarious! No, they don’t carry MY OTHER LEG flavor | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1593 | I've been looking for these for ages. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1594 | I owe you an apology. My nemesis was sugar and trans fat,not you. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1595 | Sorry Moby, we're on a strict budget. Krill or plankton? Pick one. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1596 | Why are you here? In for the krill? | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1597 | Sorry Dick, they don't carry leg of man. | 1.2840 | 0.06857 | 81 | 65 | 9 | 7 |
1598 | No, I won't remove you from my shopping list. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1599 | I tell my friends you were the one that got away. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1600 | I didn’t expect the update of our story to be a romcom . Did you? | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1601 | I told you we shouldn’t have come here. This place charges an arm and a leg for everything! | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1602 | You still on the Paleo? | 1.2832 | 0.04782 | 113 | 84 | 26 | 3 |
1603 | You're lucky they are sold out of harpoons today. | 1.2830 | 0.05805 | 106 | 84 | 14 | 8 |
1604 | What tuna brand do you recommend? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1605 | Act like we've never met when we get to the check out stand. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1606 | I know you prefer the Crunchy, but remember that they plugged your blowhole!?! | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1607 | Time for a sequel? | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1608 | OK, I get it, the stalking thing can be a little irritating. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
1609 | Sorry, but I’m into Kale now. | 1.2826 | 0.04967 | 92 | 67 | 24 | 1 |
1610 | If Ahab had caught and married Moby Dick. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1611 | What goes with sardines? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1612 | I believe the tartar sauce is in aisle three. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
1613 | What? We just bought 8,000 pounds of krill yesterday. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1614 | Let me guess, fish sticks. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1615 | Don’t spend an arm *and* a leg! | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1616 | I'm not sorry your cart has a bad wheel. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1617 | Goldfish crackers, again? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1618 | Dost thou recall if Queequeg preferreth whole bran or granola? | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1619 | My new obsession! | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1620 | We’re not getting old—we’re classics. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1621 | Funny, I never pegged you a codependent. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1622 | Hey Moby, how many more bags do we need to reach one serving size of krill? | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
1623 | I guarantee this will taste better than my other leg. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1624 | Did you remember the caviar? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1625 | Look. You won the battle...now stop harassing me. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1626 | They named a coffee after Starbucks | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
1627 | Oh, my God! Long time, no sea. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1628 | We get the chips with sea salt, right? | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1629 | I’m currently working through a seven-step forgiveness program. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1630 | Are these seaweed chips any good? | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1631 | How am I supposed to choose a cereal through all this symbolism? | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1632 | Jonas? | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1633 | Yes, yes, I'm obsessed with you! Now, do you want chips with ridges or just plain? | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1634 | Forget it, you're not getting the other one. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1635 | Sometimes I’m only hunting for a good deal. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
1636 | First you took my leg and now you took the last ripe avocado! | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1637 | You know what goes well with white whale? Chips. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1638 | You can get an over-the-counter remedy for that on aisle six. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1639 | Welcome to whale-mart | 1.2807 | 0.05503 | 114 | 90 | 16 | 8 |
1640 | Don't I know you from somewhere? | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1641 | Quit gloating. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1642 | No? I thought you liked Starbucks. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
1643 | Moby Dick. Nope. Never heard of him. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1644 | Excuse me sir, do you know where the Quaker Oats are located? | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1645 | Hey, ask Jonah if he needs matzoh this week. | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1646 | Seaweed chips? | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1647 | Are you vacinnated? | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1648 | Moby, my god is that you? | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1649 | 'So Captain...your leg, a fishing accident?' | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
1650 | Don’t mind me — I was looking for Goldfish | 1.2804 | 0.04750 | 107 | 79 | 26 | 2 |
1651 | Do you prefer salted or unsalted plankton chips? | 1.2803 | 0.05080 | 132 | 104 | 19 | 9 |
1652 | Hey man; I've changed. | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
1653 | Whale hello there! | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
1654 | You're killing me here,Ahab. | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
1655 | Let's get the de-caf krill. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1656 | Well, fancy meeting you here." | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
1657 | Can't we let by-gones be by-gones? | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1658 | You can call me Ishmael, but you definitely can't call these low-fat. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1659 | These have sea salt, you'll like them. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1660 | Okay, okay—I’ll get you a box of Crustacean Toast Crunch. | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1661 | I don't trust the Gorton's fisherman either. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1662 | Relax. I've gone vegan. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1663 | I forget, do you like your krill salted or salt-free? | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1664 | Hello there, I haven't seen you since we went deep sea diving together. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1665 | Yes, we are all in a hurry, but the singing and echoing does not help. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1666 | 'You came out of it quite well, Moby, you ought to here what he wrote about me.' | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1667 | This stuff costs and arm *and* a leg. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1668 | Did you hear that Melville's writing a book about us? | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1669 | I'm looking for masks... | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1670 | Please remember the six-league rule. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1671 | They’re out of human. How about shrimp flavor? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1672 | No, you want a leg of lamb, next aisle over | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1673 | So, you never give up either. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1674 | Relax! I gave up. It’s fish sticks for supper. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1675 | I found the Cap’n Crunch. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1676 | Can we at least decide to shop at different places? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1677 | ... and when he tried to text me, I said, "Call me, Ishmael!" | 1.2788 | 0.05870 | 104 | 83 | 13 | 8 |
1678 | Dolphin-free tuna is on Aisle 3. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1679 | Have you had these chips? They're my new obsession. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1680 | In the sequel, Ahab, not one to hold a grudge, insists he'll pay. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1681 | I hope you're nicer than your mother..." | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
1682 | Finish up Moby, we gotta get home... "Deadliest Catch" starts in twenty five minutes! | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
1683 | These krill chips? There on aisle 5. Why do you ask? | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1684 | Not sure they will have 1500 pounds of squid. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1685 | Animal Crackers are on sale today! | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1686 | Wild caught or farm raised? | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1687 | I'm checking out in the "15 Obsessions or Less" aisle. Why? | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1688 | Uhm.. Psst. Excuse me. I'm looking for condoms in my size. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1689 | I think this brand will reduce your bloating. | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1690 | "Funny, I was just obsessing about you." | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1691 | I swear to you this a packet of bologna not beluga | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1692 | No, I do not want a rematch. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1693 | It says it doesn't taste fishy? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1694 | No krill flavoured chips so how about...rosemary and balsamic? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1695 | Here,why don’t you try these chicken legs for a change! | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1696 | So...have you actually CALLED Ishmael? | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1697 | No. Really. I'm after you. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1698 | Excuse me, but shouldn't you be in the ocean? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1699 | Hon, should we get the farm raised sardines or the free range? | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
1700 | Attention shoppers: Big Sale in the seafood aisle. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1701 | Excuse me....can you tell me where I might find bottled water ? | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1702 | I seek the lite ale. | 1.2772 | 0.05822 | 101 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
1703 | How do you feel about pork rinds? | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1704 | You wouldn't happen to know witch aisle the harpoons are on? | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1705 | The legs are in the frozen section. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1706 | I was never after you literally speaking. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1707 | Ha! I got the last bag of dried squid. Now my revenge is complete! | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1708 | You should've never let me go. | 1.2768 | 0.04781 | 112 | 84 | 25 | 3 |
1709 | You want the fish flavored Goldfish? | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1710 | Dried krill? | 1.2766 | 0.06310 | 94 | 76 | 10 | 8 |
1711 | So...is this going to be a meet cute thing, or dish best served cold thing? | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1712 | Huh. They told me I'd find the one the minute I stopped looking, but I didn't believe them. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1713 | I told you there are jalapeño, sea salt & vinegar, sour cream & onion, but absolutely ZERO krill-lavored snacks in this grocery store... | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1714 | Yes, it's really me. After you saved me last summer I promised you- ship or no ship I will always behind you. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
1715 | Trust me, obsessively following someone leads to no good. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1716 | So glad we ran into each other at the grocery store and not the sporting goods store | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1717 | I'M LOOKING FOR SARDINES, HOW 'BOUT YOU ? | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1718 | Fish and chips tonight, my little blow-spout? | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1719 | That was some mediator. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1720 | Stop being so dramatic I’m sure it’s just another one of those vaccine side effects that will go away within three days! | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1721 | We had a whale of a time didn't we? | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1722 | Look, if we've been reduced to appearing at supermarket openings we might as well at least get our shopping done. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1723 | Moby Dick. Free Willy. There just aren't that many starring roles. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
1724 | Look, you want to talk it over at the Starbucks down the street? | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
1725 | Have you tried the new sea salt crisps? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1726 | You remind me of someone... do I know you? | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1727 | We have to stop meeting like this... | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1728 | You were right. Since I started the krill diet I have lost any deep longing for revenge. | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
1729 | But in the book, I chased you. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1730 | You just don't give up, to you? | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1731 | Queequeg is gluten intolerant... | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1732 | Why,yes, my name is Ahab. Do I know you from somewhere? | 1.2750 | 0.05757 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1733 | Listen, I'm as salty about it as you are. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1734 | I'll say it again! You did taste like chicken! | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1735 | I'm not sure what aisle 'krill' is on. | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
1736 | Can we address the white eleph...never mind. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1737 | I'm taking this for what's his name, I think they call him Ishmael. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1738 | It's farmed - I swear | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1739 | Is that you on the Captain Krill cover? | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1740 | No, I haven't seen squid. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1741 | We should have never retired. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1742 | No,thou art still unforgiven. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
1743 | I didn’t think I’d find you here... | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1744 | Oh, it's you again. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1745 | I'm warning you Matey...no blubbering while we shop. | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
1746 | I'd hate to see the bulk aisle. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
1747 | We are both out of place. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1748 | Here's my latest obsession.” | 1.2738 | 0.04097 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
1749 | Wow! I haven't seen you since I lost my leg! | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1750 | No, I'm Dave. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1751 | Oh, hello there! Haven't seen you for a whale! | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
1752 | There's only one foot between us. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1753 | Omg, is that you Ishmael? | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1754 | Ever tried crisps with fish? | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1755 | Just put it in a bag like this and mail it to the sperm bank. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1756 | Watch it — the gallon jug of tartar sauce is at half price. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1757 | Krill,isle 6. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
1758 | No, but it is dolphin-safe. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1759 | Please maintain a safe distance of 1 fathom. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1760 | I said, “FIFTEEN ITEMS OR LESS!” | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1761 | No kidding! I always shop here too! | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
1762 | This is the only gluten free krill they carry. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
1763 | You again? | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1764 | Must you tail me so closely? | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1765 | Six feet is about the length of a harpoon. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1766 | Oh, that reminds me- tartar sauce..Thanks! | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1767 | How old is that open bag of tortilla chips at home? | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1768 | Hurry it up. Don’t you know I’m going extinct? | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1769 | There’s only Cape Cod Potato Chips. They stopped making New Bedford Whaling Chips decades ago. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1770 | I know Sir-you’re thinking climate change. | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1771 | Hey! Long time no sea. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1772 | It is not down on any aisle; true sales never are. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1773 | Don't worry, everything here is so fattening, we won't need your blubber at all. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1774 | No, I thought you brought the coupons. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1775 | Well mister big shot, do you want the squid flavored chips, or would you prefer the ones that tastes more LIKE MY LEG? | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
1776 | You know, Melville was a hack... | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
1777 | The fish keep getting bigger and the chips keep getting smaller. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1778 | Get over it already. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1779 | Is that the last bag of krill puffs? | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1780 | You appear to be drawn to items that are bad for you. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1781 | No, ...not "Pequod" ....I said "Pea Pod" | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1782 | The Wellerman did not come. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1783 | Hmm, this recipe calls for 500 gallons of fresh spermaceti and a pinch of bitter vengeance. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1784 | Meet at Starbucks later? | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1785 | Will you autograph my copy if I autograph yours? | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
1786 | Stay back! Everyone will think we just did it for the publicity. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1787 | Got Chicken? | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1788 | Coming up on your stern | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1789 | These are called "Ishmaels." | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
1790 | Have ye tried the low-fat? | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1791 | Since when have you not liked frozen fish sticks? | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
1792 | He's only a make-believe Captain, don't get yourself worked up. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1793 | Call me Security. | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
1794 | My white whale is now flamin' hot Cheetos. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1795 | So which vaccine did you get? | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1796 | I am surprized you manage with just one cart | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1797 | I feel thou, I too am a fish out of water in these modern supermarkets. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
1798 | Call it retail. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
1799 | Are these fish sticks anyone you know? | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
1800 | Don’t let it get to you, pleople stare when you don’t wear a mask. | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1801 | Haven't we met? | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1802 | It is not down on my list; true tasty things never are. | 1.2708 | 0.06012 | 96 | 77 | 12 | 7 |
1803 | All I’m asking is for you to try some chips without sea salt. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1804 | Oh for Pete’s sake...the ONE DAY I decided not to do my grocery shopping online... | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1805 | Is it worth the extra cost for the Albacore Tuna? | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1806 | I'm glad we're not fighting over toilet paper anymore! | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
1807 | Great, my white whale is now chasing me. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1808 | The squid's on aisle 13. | 1.2705 | 0.04804 | 122 | 94 | 23 | 5 |
1809 | Could be thy face on these sacks, ye damned whale, if not for thy laughable name. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1810 | I didn’t think I’d run into you in THIS aisle. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1811 | Would you mind? The rules say 6ft to socially distance. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1812 | Why yes, this is the last bag of krill chips” - how it really started | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1813 | Ahoy! Chips? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1814 | Stop your blubbering already. I told you I forgive you. | 1.2700 | 0.06006 | 100 | 80 | 10 | 8 |
1815 | If you hit me good leg with that cart one more time, I’ll harpoon ya. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1816 | My name is Inigo Whaletoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
1817 | Stop looking at me like that, I told you to never go grocery shopping hungry. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1818 | Not everyone loves krill on their pizza. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1819 | Don't worry, I'm sure we"re a good six feet apart. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1820 | One day after both of them had been resurrected, they met in the supermarket. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1821 | Do you like fish? | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1822 | Signs and portents in the seafood aisle of the Nantucket Stop and Shop. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1823 | No...why? Are you stalking me? | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1824 | I can never find anything in here. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1825 | For the last time,my name is Ishmael and I don't have your coupons. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1826 | "No more Cap'n Crunch for you! How about Pirate's Booty?" | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1827 | Don’t worry, I don’t eat legs anymore. I’ve gone plant-based. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1828 | It’s me, Beth, your daughter! Don’t you recognize me? | 1.2692 | 0.05834 | 104 | 84 | 12 | 8 |
1829 | Oh Captain, awkward running into you at Whale Foods. | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
1830 | This is not where I thought I'd find Moby Dick, on the chip aisle. | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
1831 | Hunting for you was easier than hunting for toilet paper. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1832 | I have a disability, what's your excuse for not wearing a mask? | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1833 | The krill chips are on special this week | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1834 | It says it's a dish best served cold. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1835 | For the last time, they don't make Krill-flavored Doritoes. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1836 | No, you can't cut in line. What are you gonna do about it? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1837 | You think seeing us shop together might confuse the Moby Dick readers? | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1838 | The Goldfish are on aisle two. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1839 | No, I said try my leg of LAMB. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1840 | From grocery’s cart I stab at thee. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1841 | Whale whale whale I’ve got a bone to pick with you | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1842 | Hump day? | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1843 | Trying to find food that doesn’t come in plastic. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1844 | Avast curs'd whale and maintain social distancing. | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1845 | What is 'krill' anyway | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1846 | I peg your pardon... | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1847 | You like the dried herring don't you? | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1848 | I came in for their Whale of a Deal sale. You? | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1849 | Wouldn't you be better off at the fish market? | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
1850 | Call you what? | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
1851 | These are KALE chips. The krill chips are Aisle 3. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
1852 | It's imitation crab. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
1853 | Funny we should meet here. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1854 | Sorry, my name is Ahab, not Jonah. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1855 | Notice the sale on sun block? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1856 | I just found this bag of gluten-free plankton,ya want it? And it’s on sale. | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
1857 | I swam a thousand miles to see if the TJs produce here was different. Sigh, shoulda stayed in Mexico. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1858 | Now that's what I call a whale of a deal! | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
1859 | I have been obsessed with these | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1860 | As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for salty snacks. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1861 | Would you relax? I’m not buying caviar! | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1862 | Don't think for a second this means it's over. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
1863 | If you’re looking for krill, it’s in aisle C. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1864 | Why don’t you go find someone to eat in the dessert aisle. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1865 | What are you blubbering about now? | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1866 | Ok, I'll do it, but the sequel's named after me! | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
1867 | I swear they’re only shaped like whales | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
1868 | Call me crazy but isn’t that you on the cover of Save the Whales? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1869 | Let's harpoon as much as we can, and get right back to the boat. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1870 | Yes, this tuna is also whale-safe | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1871 | Oh,look ! ‘Salty Sailor’ flavour’ You’d like these. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
1872 | Would you mind grabbing another one of these from the top shelf? My legs aren’t what they used to be | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
1873 | Please stop taunting me. I am trying to have a better work life balance. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
1874 | You’ve got to read the new Melville Monthly. I think we’re in it. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1875 | Maybe there aren’t plenty of fish in the sea. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1876 | They call it Fish-Meal. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1877 | Oh, there you are. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1878 | I think plankton is in aisle 6 | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1879 | Ahoy there! Two fathoms distancing if you please. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1880 | Any objection to farm raised krill? | 1.2660 | 0.06083 | 94 | 75 | 11 | 7 |
1881 | We can get the “sea-salt” but there’s no “barnacle” flavor ! | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1882 | Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; these new chips are delicious! | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1883 | Are you sure that’s from a sustainable fishery? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1884 | After the shop want to grab a Starbucks with Ishmael? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1885 | BOGO on the freeze dried kelp. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1886 | My therapist says I should get a restraining order... | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1887 | Stop whining. I don’t care if they’re farm-raised plankton chips. They’re less expensive than your pricey organic ones and they taste just as good. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1888 | I don't even like fried squid but I'm going to buy every bag because you bit off my leg. | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
1889 | Glad you've gone vegan. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
1890 | I just wanted some seaweed salad | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1891 | I thought i told you to wait at the dock of the bay. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
1892 | Told you the plankton's cheaper at Costco! | 1.2653 | 0.06077 | 98 | 80 | 10 | 8 |
1893 | I hope they stock the plankton where you can reach it | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1894 | Whale you please stop telling everyone how I lost my leg?...we're friends now and I'm so over it. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1895 | Sea salt chips? | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
1896 | If you say “Blow Me Down” one more time I’m filing a restraining order. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1897 | aargh, Moby....would ye be afta givin' me some social distancing, mate? | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1898 | If you won’t wear a mask, the least you can do is stay back a fathom | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1899 | Could you hold my place? I left my harpoon in the car. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1900 | Excuse" me but where is the sea food | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1901 | Seriously, you got the wrong guy! I'm in costume for a play. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1902 | I prefer the British aisles. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1903 | This scene rather spoils the allegory! | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
1904 | Could you let some air out so we can leave | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1905 | Life became simpler when I switched from white whales to goldfish. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1906 | Sea Salt or Salt Free? | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1907 | Starbuck is over in the coffee aisle! | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1908 | Oh I’m sorry, is this your roe? | 1.2644 | 0.05029 | 87 | 65 | 21 | 0 |
1909 | No, I’m over it. Do you want harpoon shaped pasta? | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1910 | You again, with that innocent look! | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1911 | Do you know where I can find harpoons? | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1912 | Krill? Them's over on aisle seven... | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
1913 | I think fish 'n kale chips sounds good. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1914 | Fish for dinner tonight? | 1.2639 | 0.07130 | 72 | 59 | 7 | 6 |
1915 | Wow! You can’t find these anywhere. | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
1916 | I think the plankton is in aisle three. | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
1917 | That was the wailing wall, not the whaling wall! | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1918 | Call me what you will, I say these are better than Starbuck’s and don’t cost an arm and a leg. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1919 | Wow, you really can find everything here. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1920 | How about some wings this time? | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1921 | We can't just fill our baskets with frozen calamari. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1922 | Tell Ishmael I'll call him. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1923 | Let’s just cut to the chase. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1924 | What is that smelt? | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1925 | Do you want the sea salt chips? | 1.2636 | 0.04599 | 110 | 83 | 25 | 2 |
1926 | There's gonna be a clean-up on Aisle 6 | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1927 | Who needs whaling when these chips have as much oil on them as a used harpoon. | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
1928 | Avast Moby, keep aft one fathom please. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1929 | I like Trader Joe's, too. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1930 | You want the regular krill chips or the sriracha ones? | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1931 | Ahab felt the guy behind him at the supermarket was a real Dick. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1932 | Don’t worry. It’s sustainable. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1933 | Did you get Pfizer or Moderna? | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1934 | Thighs or Legs? | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
1935 | Do you have a moment to talk about Herman Melville? | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1936 | You look like a fish out of water | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1937 | No, the krill is on isle 9 | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
1938 | Aye, it will taste better than my leg did. | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1939 | "Yes, I have seen your cousin. He's on my wall." | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1940 | Are you shopping for my other knee? | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
1941 | Yes, it's me ... Ishmael. Now will you stop following me around everywhere? | 1.2626 | 0.06021 | 99 | 81 | 10 | 8 |
1942 | So you’re done playing hard to get? | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1943 | I remember you eat meat, so you really should try these chips. They're classified as pareve. | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
1944 | So, you're now keeping kosher? | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1945 | Whale what are the odds we'd meet here? | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1946 | This line Is designated for those With Special Needs. What’s your story? | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1947 | You’re not planning on taking this from me either, right? | 1.2626 | 0.04445 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1948 | You’d think you’d be easier to find in the open ocean with how often I bump into you in the cereal aisle. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1949 | I’d go with the Uncle Ben’s Instant Krill. Store brands can be hit or miss. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1950 | I think you're a metaphor for too much sodium. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1951 | First my leg, now you want my place in line? | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1952 | Just dipping my toes in the eternal waters of joy. You can go around. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1953 | Good luck. Grocery stores don't have white sales. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1954 | There's a limit on krill. You get five, and I'll get five. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1955 | I searched for you all over the seven seas , I never thought to look in aisle 7 at Trader Joe’s. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1956 | No, Smarty Mouth, it's not Captain Crunch. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1957 | They say you’ll find it when you stop looking | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1958 | Are you following me? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1959 | I have a coupon for squid. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1960 | I grabbed the tuna by accident | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1961 | Where did you say we met? | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1962 | Ambergris? Aisle 4. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1963 | No! You've got it all backwards! | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1964 | Hey Ahab! | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1965 | I swear to god if you choose plastic instead of paper I’m going to blow up at you | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1966 | Please hurry, I’ve been waiting for awhale | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1967 | I don't know. I would have figured you for Zabars. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1968 | What about this, can I throw this in the ocean? | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1969 | I didn't know that Goldfish came in different colors. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1970 | No, this is the aisle for obsession unto madness. Krill is in the next aisle over. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1971 | What? It says no whales were harmed in the making of this product. | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
1972 | The situation has changed, ok?. This time we do need to respect social distancing | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1973 | Look; they were nice enough to let you into this store. So don't complain that they don't carry your favorite brand of mackerel. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1974 | All of a sudden you're a vegetarian? | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1975 | OK, you go to the meat counter for your usual leg of lamb. I'll pick out the wine. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1976 | You do know I'm supposed to be following you. Right? | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1977 | Oh, this is your usual grocery store? I had no idea! | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1978 | I’ve been searching for this forever. | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1979 | I've searched the Seven Stores for this brand." | 1.2617 | 0.05686 | 107 | 87 | 12 | 8 |
1980 | Wait a minute, who's stalking who? | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1981 | I think I saw some of your kids over in the next aisle. Third shelf. | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
1982 | At least I have a leg to stand on. | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
1983 | Hey buddy - mind keeping back two leagues? | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1984 | Yes, it is the sustainable krill. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1985 | So the sea salt? | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1986 | The krill are: Buy One Million, Get One Million Free | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1987 | Does thou knowest where I might find fresh tuna? | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
1988 | Headed to the boat. I'll try to catch you later. | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
1989 | You know, I just have to thank you again for being so patient with me during that difficult time in our relationship. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1990 | This fancy krill you like costs an arm and a leg! | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1991 | Moby,we’d better head directly to the toilet paper aisle! | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
1992 | Can we talk about it later? I have bigger fish to fry right now. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1993 | Grocery stores in South Wales. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1994 | I'll put the chips back when you lay off the chunky tuna. | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
1995 | Want to go to Starbucks after" | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1996 | You want the cool ranch or jalapeno plankton? | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1997 | Dolphin safe tuna okay with you? | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1998 | Don't be a dick. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
1999 | You remind me of someone I used to know. | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
2000 | Well, isn't that something? I was just thinking about you. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2001 | Oh THAR ye are! Did you find Starbuck his stupid coffee | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
2002 | Still hungry? Wasn't my crew enough? | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2003 | Okay. Okay. You're right. We'll go with olive oil and vegan margarine. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2004 | Apparently, taro root is a natural substitute for human calf. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2005 | Of course they're dolphin safe. They're potato chips. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2006 | I don’t know what you’re so upset about, it says right here it’s called chicken of the sea. | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
2007 | Did we meet on tinder? | 1.2609 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
2008 | What did you call me? | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
2009 | Stop complaining. These disguises were your idea | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2010 | Now what do you want? You already took my leg. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2011 | Wanna munch on Captain Crunch instead? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2012 | Trust me— I don't really need it. And you really don't want it. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2013 | I'm on antidepressants now. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2014 | Baleen?? Try aisle 6 | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2015 | Why can't you be like Biden and not hold a grudge? | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2016 | What's your preference: farm raised or wild caught? | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2017 | Can we please get something other than sea salt this time? | 1.2603 | 0.06765 | 73 | 59 | 9 | 5 |
2018 | Now you are a vegetarian? | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2019 | Relax, I'm only buying the fish sticks in the frozen food aisle. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
2020 | Sour cream and onion, or krill ? | 1.2597 | 0.07016 | 77 | 64 | 6 | 7 |
2021 | You've made your point about the unpleasantness of being stalked when you're just trying to get something to eat. | 1.2597 | 0.06768 | 77 | 63 | 8 | 6 |
2022 | What do you think, fish & chips tonight? | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2023 | Good news, they come in bite-size. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2024 | Arrh, it be kale chips, not krill chips. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2025 | No, I didn't forget the 22 cases of shrimp crackers. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2026 | You look familiar. Have we met before? | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
2027 | I'll get the krill chips. You can pick out the dip. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2028 | Leg of lamb is over by aisle 12. Leg of Ahab, however, is unavailable; I’ve got the last one! | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2029 | Krill? I told you this is Whole Foods, not Whale Foods! | 1.2593 | 0.06521 | 81 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
2030 | Are you following me? I am NOT Ishmael! | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
2031 | Hey, look! Leg-flavored Krill Chips! | 1.2593 | 0.06754 | 81 | 67 | 7 | 7 |
2032 | If you don't stop following me, I'll harpoon ya! | 1.2593 | 0.06521 | 81 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
2033 | We can't keep meeting like this. It'll be the death of me. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2034 | This brand says that the krill is free range and non-GMO. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2035 | Hey Dan, can I interest you in another Save the Humans petition? | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2036 | Thank god. Blubber free chips! | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2037 | And Ishmael said I was obsessed | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2038 | I’m going to get the family size this time” | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
2039 | Ever since we became friends I've been eating this dehydrated krill. Have you tried it? | 1.2589 | 0.05492 | 112 | 91 | 13 | 8 |
2040 | Thar' Cheetos! | 1.2588 | 0.06515 | 85 | 70 | 8 | 7 |
2041 | Is frozen krill now kosher? | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2042 | The Jonahs are in aisle 5. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2043 | Well, call me Ishmael. Starbuck has his own brand of coffee. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2044 | I didn't even think to look for you here. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2045 | Even if I did know where to find the anchovies, I wouldn't tell you. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2046 | This is why we should never grocery shop hungry | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2047 | İ'm sorry, İ didn't read the book. What is it you are searching for? | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2048 | How everything really started: “Hi, my name is Ahab!” | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2049 | I think if you'd had these tasty Sea Salt chips on the last voyage, I'd still have my leg. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2050 | I told you, there are no ‘Plankton Flakes’, just Corn Flakes | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2051 | So, you've developed a raging taste for legs and thighs? | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2052 | Frozen Leg of Captain? I don't find that funny at all. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2053 | You look eerily familiar to me. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2054 | ... long story short, this is how I realized that shopping was more rewarding than whaling. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2055 | I keep telling you - you need to read the book! | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2056 | Relax, It's only Pirate's Booty! | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2057 | I won't spit my last breath at thee before picking up breath mints at the register. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2058 | I knew I’d find you in the snack aisle. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2059 | I gave up being Moby Dick. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2060 | I’m tired of hearing about the elephant in the room. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2061 | Mobi, being a dick... | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2062 | They let you in with no shoes? | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2063 | You're getting to be Ahab it with me. | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
2064 | I suppose we really should be wearing masks. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2065 | Don't forget the oil for the lamps. | 1.2577 | 0.04698 | 97 | 73 | 23 | 1 |
2066 | I am NOT your blubber's kipper ! | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2067 | I would be careful. I just ran into Melville and he's considering changing the ending. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2068 | Aye, my friend, tis' wise not to bite off more than you can chew. | 1.2577 | 0.05913 | 97 | 79 | 11 | 7 |
2069 | I swear these vegan thighs taste just like the real thing! | 1.2577 | 0.06092 | 97 | 80 | 9 | 8 |
2070 | It says sustainably sourced, but you’re the expert | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2071 | Don’t worry, we’ve all been like fish outta water since COVID-19 | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2072 | I will be happy to deliver that for you. Just tell me where I can find you. | 1.2574 | 0.04372 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2073 | I just love shopping here,everything smells so fresh. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2074 | Shamu, not every thing in the store contains sea salt. | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
2075 | They advertised that it would be a whale of a deal not a deal for a whale. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
2076 | Alright, so they ran out of the salted ones, you don't have to bite the manager's leg off." | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2077 | If I can stab thine Hell's heart then ye be not distanced socially. | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
2078 | Where’s the tuna? | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
2079 | Better stock up on high protein snacks - don't want anymore late night "leg" cravings | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
2080 | Sea salt is in aisle five. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2081 | Who’s chasing whom? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2082 | Do thee recommend the dried krill? | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2083 | Have you tried these? I'm obsessed. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2084 | Oh, it must have said Whale Foods! | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2085 | Okay okay. After this I'll take you to Starbuck's | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2086 | A healthy snack is as rare as, well . . . | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2087 | Call me Fishmael-sticks on sale! | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2088 | Shouldn’t you be in the krill and crustacean aisle? | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2089 | Make sure those are wavy | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2090 | Stop calling me Ishmael! | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2091 | Confrontation on Aisle 2 | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2092 | If we buy 10,000 bags, we get one free. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2093 | How does it feel to be the one being stalked? | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2094 | Is it your day off too? | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2095 | break a leg. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2096 | Hey, this is a Safeway! | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2097 | Nowadays, looking for wholesome, satisfying snacks is how I search for affirmation that the Creator to whom I pledged my life truly exists. And you? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2098 | Why are you following me? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2099 | It’s been a whale | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2100 | You know I can see you, right? | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2101 | No, it's Cap'n Crunch. Not Cap'n Ahab. No relation. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2102 | I think you need a larger cart. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2103 | Obsessions don’t diminish in retirement. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2104 | Didn't I see you at Nantucket last year? | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2105 | Was it degradable plastics you were recently moaning about? | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2106 | I think you'll like these much more than my left leg. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2107 | Did you want bleach or hydroxychloroquine? | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2108 | Have you tried these new seaweed chips? | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2109 | See? We have all this plastic on land too! | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2110 | They should write a book about this. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2111 | Do you mind whale watching my cart for a second? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2112 | Do you know if the krill in this store is fresh? | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2113 | You want the jalapeño or the sea salt? | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2114 | Are you kosher? | 1.2558 | 0.06446 | 86 | 71 | 8 | 7 |
2115 | Chips Log April 28th,2021. I've spotted a large white whale in the snack aisle. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2116 | Nothing personal, but I prefer our old relationship. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2117 | Whoppers still sell. Landlubbing whales, not so much | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2118 | What do you think? Regular or sea salt? | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2119 | Where's your mask asshole? | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2120 | The first lesson is not to shop when you are hungry. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2121 | Vegemite in aisle 6. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2122 | Maybe we’ll run into Huck and Jim. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2123 | Hello! I’ve been trying to reach you for ages. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2124 | ‘Yeah, the ocean ran out of food. Didn’t you watch Seaspiracy, Leonard?’ | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2125 | I never should have let you off the hook. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2126 | No means no! Don't start blubbering either! | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
2127 | Right leg bones are in aisle 3. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2128 | Just call this cereal. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2129 | I thought I would run into you again sometime, but not here! | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2130 | Hush, thou vast and venerable head. These be vegan blubber chips. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2131 | Whale, what? It was buy two get one free. | 1.2556 | 0.06233 | 90 | 74 | 9 | 7 |
2132 | So, shall we talk about the whale in the room? | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2133 | I said we are making kebabs, not Ahabs! | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2134 | They have your favorite krill on sale. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2135 | Did you really just say, “Nothing from the sea?” | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2136 | Of all the food marts in all the towns in all the world, he floats into mine. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2137 | Call me, Ishmael we really should do coffee soon. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2138 | Despite everything we’ve been through, I still can’t remember...do you eat gluten? | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2139 | Looking for me? | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2140 | I thought you only ate krill. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2141 | Did you just lick your lips? | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
2142 | I believe you'll find Cap'n Crunch on aisle twelve. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
2143 | I noticed the seafood section is looking bare. Maybe we can do something about that. | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
2144 | This doesn't look kosher to me. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
2145 | whale excuse me sir, you’re blocking the chips | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
2146 | So that’s where the narwhal’s horn went | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
2147 | Well there’s a novel idea... | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2148 | ...but they never seem to talk about white WHALE privilege, do they? | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2149 | You know that you shouldn't shop when you're hungry, right? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2150 | I tell you it IS kosher! | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2151 | There goes the neighborhood | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2152 | This is dill. Krill is in aisle 4. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2153 | Call me Ahab. Ishmael is the other guy. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2154 | “Did you happen to watch the PBS show on Hemingway?” | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2155 | No, you’re not on the kosher list. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2156 | It's never a good idea to go grocery shopping when you're hungry, Ahab! | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2157 | I'm sorry, but you look really familiar... | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2158 | You good with fish sticks? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2159 | My new obsession is avocado toast. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2160 | Lookin' for the "Cap'n Crunch"? | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2161 | Relax, harpoons are not on the list. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2162 | It’s weird seeing you outside of work. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2163 | Is this really sea salt? | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2164 | Those chips better be “Cape Cod” | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2165 | What are you in the market for today, arms? | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2166 | I suppose you wouldn't know where the anchovies are. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2167 | That was then. This is now. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2168 | How many times do I have to ask you to keep a wide berth? | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2169 | Yes, I got the chips with sea salt. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2170 | Oh, hi! I've been looking for you... | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2171 | I think we got off on the wrong foot" | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2172 | Can you dunk? | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2173 | No, you misheard me, I said WE’LL MEET again | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2174 | Please don’t look at me like that. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2175 | You here for the krill sale? | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2176 | Hypothetically if you were to see this flavor floating in the water would you come and get it? | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2177 | The awkward silence seemed to last forever. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2178 | Six feet, remember. Back it up, will ya, pal? | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2179 | Well, I guess turnabout IS fair play... | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2180 | It's a new, plant-based product called Impossible Fish, if you must know. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2181 | You can try this brand, it won't krill you. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2182 | Yeah, it's thier last bag of dried krill. What are you going to do about it, bite my leg off | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2183 | So you are tired of eating plastic? | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2184 | Their truce was stable for years. Then Ahab grabbed the last bag of Plankton Puffs. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2185 | call me when there's a sale. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2186 | you look at me like there was any food left in the ocean! | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2187 | I swear it's the impossible whale burger this time. | 1.2529 | 0.05831 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2188 | Oops, did someone just take the last bag of dried squid? My bad. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2189 | These days, it seems, there's a Starbucks in every store | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
2190 | May I suggest leg of lamb as a viable alternative? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2191 | I’ve gotta move quick, the Pequod is double parked. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2192 | You're not allergic to seafood, are you? | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2193 | More like “white snail”. Let’s get home before the ice cream melts. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2194 | Actually, the best coffee is at Starbucks. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2195 | do you have a Question?" | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
2196 | All tuna is whale-safe tuna. Relax. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2197 | ‘It is not down any map, true places nev... oh, scratch that. Found the Cheetos.’ | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2198 | I can’t tell a lie—they’re whale chips. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2199 | Do you catch a lot of grief over your last name? | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2200 | Well, I’ve heard of the elephant in the room... | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2201 | Let me guess - you want the goldfish crackers? | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2202 | So, NOW you prefer processed food? | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2203 | Oh Dick! I didn't recognize you out of work! | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2204 | What do you need all this bleach for? You told me you were a natural. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2205 | Sorry, I'm looking for okra, not orca. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2206 | When I finally find the one I'm looking for, it turns out it's too many calories. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2207 | Would crab dip be offensive? | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2208 | I don't see plankton on the list. | 1.2525 | 0.04941 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2209 | Can you wait here til I pick up a six of Harpoon Ale? | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2210 | I've changed. These are sustainably sourced. | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2211 | Have you ever tried Pirate Booty? | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
2212 | I’m a bit obsessed with these... | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
2213 | Do you know if there's a Starbucks at this location? | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
2214 | My name is Ishmael, and you'll be hearing from my lawyer. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2215 | These will cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2216 | You want the freeze-dried krill? | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2217 | Don't forget the popcorn. TCM's showing the Huston version tonight. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2218 | I know it's an obsession, but I need a fathom between us. | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
2219 | I too am tired of fish'n chips. | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2220 | White Cheddar Chips? | 1.2500 | 0.04684 | 104 | 80 | 22 | 2 |
2221 | Jeez! At least with you it wasn't an arm and a leg. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2222 | Stop copying me! | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2223 | Really? When did you become a vegitarian? | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2224 | Give me your Mobyle number and I’ll catch you later. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2225 | Yes, it's low-carb, but you need to quit listening to what those dolphins say about your weight. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2226 | Sorry, but Keto-friendly chips are my new white whale. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2227 | Sorry, but I just took the last bag of krill. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2228 | I'm going to need a bigger cart. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2229 | Don't even think about my other leg! | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2230 | Now my obsession is popcorn. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2231 | Sardines in water or oil? | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2232 | Look, honey, the krill are on sale! | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
2233 | "Where is the sea food section?" | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2234 | Shall we buy the krill ? It's on a 3 for 2 offer | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2235 | Not quite as awkward as that time I saw my 7th-grade teacher at the strip club, but close. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2236 | This Instacart gig is a good side hustle. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2237 | Well... I don't think it's six feet from your forehead. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2238 | Captain Ahab,I presume. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2239 | I walk slow with my wooden leg. That’s fine, I’m used to disappointment from Humans. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2240 | There's never a harpoon around when you want one. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
2241 | There's a sale on krill, call Ishmael! | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2242 | Did you grab the last bag of 20% off Krill? | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2243 | Do YOU know where the fish aisle is? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2244 | Is your name Jonah by any chance? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2245 | You damn near stove in me leg with ye cart! | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2246 | After all of that, who’d think we’d be shopping together? ... all’s whale that ends whale | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2247 | I don't know about you, but I can't wait to get back to cruising and the free buffets. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2248 | No, I don't know where they keep the plankton chips! | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2249 | We'll want to stay away from the Fish Counter - too many bad memories for both of us. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2250 | No, YOU pay. It‘s the least you can do to make it up to me. | 1.2500 | 0.06302 | 92 | 77 | 7 | 8 |
2251 | The way prices are going up, your college education is going to cost me ‘an arm and another leg’ | 1.2500 | 0.06774 | 80 | 67 | 6 | 7 |
2252 | Remind me again, are you a vegetarian? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
2253 | Will you eat dehydrated shrimp puffs? | 1.2500 | 0.06110 | 92 | 76 | 9 | 7 |
2254 | Ishmael recommends the tuna. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2255 | Hold on big boy- last time I got hurried along on my ‘honey do’ list I became peg leg Abe. | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
2256 | I know. This whole "six feet" of distance is so subjective. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2257 | I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I will go to it eating chips | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2258 | Sadly for his readers, Herman rejected Mrs Melville's more upbeat suggestions. | 1.2500 | 0.06312 | 88 | 73 | 8 | 7 |
2259 | Hey, do you know if these krill chips are keto? | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2260 | Excuse me - did you consider the future health of the oceans when you chose that packet? | 1.2500 | 0.06786 | 76 | 63 | 7 | 6 |
2261 | You'd know my name if you read the book about you! | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2262 | Which one of us is going to bring up the elephant in the room ? | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2263 | Was my leg gluten free? | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2264 | We agreed that the east side Trader Joe's was mine and you could shop on the west side | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
2265 | This one? Low-blubber salt and vinegar? | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2266 | Who? Me? No, no. My name's not Ahab. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2267 | Vengeance is served at the cold-cut counter aisle 13, but it is self check-out. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2268 | Vegan chips? Really?! | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2269 | Did you call me Fish Meal? | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2270 | I'm obsessed with these things, but I can never seem to find them. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2271 | Busted | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2272 | Do you think these are vegan? I'm trying to reduce my footprint | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2273 | Moby, sometimes you’re just overWHALEming | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
2274 | No, it’s not me. I must have one of those faces | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2275 | See? It’s vegan. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2276 | No. It left me with a fishy aftertaste. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2277 | Well would you look at that, no MSG. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2278 | Ummm ... “Awkward” | 1.2500 | 0.04872 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2279 | Can't help over buying when hungry | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2280 | It says it is made from real plankton parts. | 1.2500 | 0.06110 | 92 | 76 | 9 | 7 |
2281 | ‘What’s a little harpoon between friends?’ | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2282 | Did you hear about Starbuck’s coffee? | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2283 | Ditch the plastic, you piece of shit. | 1.2500 | 0.07063 | 72 | 59 | 6 | 6 |
2284 | This is the best fish out of water story ever! | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2285 | Is this the end of all my bursting prayers? All my life-long fidelities? Oh, Ahab, Ahab, lo, thy work. Steady! | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2286 | Did we like the barbecue flavor? | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2287 | Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2288 | Just don’t call me Ishmael | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2289 | Call me... surprised to see you here. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2290 | What else do we need, Moby? It might be a long night.... | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2291 | Separate bills. One of us is not on 'food stamps'. | 1.2475 | 0.05055 | 101 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
2292 | Be careful. Choose products with biodegradable packaging. | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
2293 | I KNOW you spend most of your time in the ocean, but salt and vinegar really is the best flavor. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2294 | From hell's mart I strike at thee. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2295 | I recommend the leg of lamb... or turkey ... or chicken.... | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2296 | I'm totally obsessed with these chips, too. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2297 | Jonah, you're blocking the aisle, and where's your mask? | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2298 | It’s a new cereal called Thar She Bl-O’s | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2299 | And don’t call me Ishmael. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2300 | Big Beluga is watching you! | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2301 | Are you Captain Ahab? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2302 | Of all the Costcos in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2303 | I haven't seen you since that night at Starbuck's! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2304 | Again, I'm sorry I made you go down the tuna fish aisle. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2305 | What kind of fish do you like? | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2306 | Tell your agent no sequel without co-billing and gross points. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2307 | Meat tenderizer? | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2308 | Of all the Supermarkets...” | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2309 | Keep the leg. I grabbed the last bag of Krill-os. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2310 | Not this one. It's made in a facility that also processes peanuts. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2311 | We will stop by the pharmacy and get some Scope | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2312 | Shopping for a leg of??? | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2313 | Stop whining. If you're that hungry, go grab a jumbo size bag of krill from Aisle 3. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2314 | You were supposed to go to Aisle 2, Jonah. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2315 | Excuse me do you know were the fish sticks are? | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2316 | 'Sup? Long time no sea. | 1.2471 | 0.06241 | 85 | 70 | 9 | 6 |
2317 | You want legs and thighs, or just legs? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2318 | I hope you're not following me! | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2319 | For the hundredth time, darling, I'm still crazy for you, just in a different way now. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2320 | I bet no one saw this plot twist coming. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2321 | Ye task me and ye heap me still - even here, alas. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2322 | OMG what a coincidence...I just saw Herman out in the parking lot! | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2323 | No mask? What’s your excuse? | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2324 | I thought I told you no more Captain Crunch! | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2325 | It's too bad they're out of the extra-large plankton bags. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2326 | You like the low-sodium ones, yeah? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2327 | Would you please stop telling people that I 'm your Ahab. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2328 | Aren't you supposed to be the white elephant in the room? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2329 | Sea salt and krill kettle chips? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2330 | Don't you dare pick up caviar! | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2331 | What kind of bait do you like? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2332 | Yes, White Whales Do Matter. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2333 | It's not whale meat. Honest! | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2334 | Out of all the Costco’s in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2335 | I've been looking for you for years. I see that you moved to my neighborhood. How fortunate for me! | 1.2468 | 0.06705 | 77 | 64 | 7 | 6 |
2336 | You look very familiar. By any chance, did I ever harpoon you? | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2337 | If I'd known you liked potato chips, we could have saved ourselves an awful lot of trouble. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2338 | They're out of fresh krill. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2339 | My name’s Jonah—where’s your mask? | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2340 | Yes, it was fun. But I wasn't looking for a relationship. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2341 | The krill is gone. The krill is gone away. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2342 | Hath seen the White Corn Chips? | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2343 | The fish sticks are in the frozen section. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2344 | Here it is. Krill on Aisle 6. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2345 | Well, I DID say "I'll see you in the depths of hell!" So, it's the depths of Aisle 11. Go figure. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2346 | Enough talk about my obsession with some white whale, Ishmael, we’re here for provisions! | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2347 | No, I won't go to the record shop to buy you that Moby Disc | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2348 | I’ve been good! Started going to therapy, which has helped a lot with all of that madness talk—and I recently made my own sourdough starter! | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2349 | You know what? You were right; we did need two carts. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2350 | GOLDFISH? | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2351 | Don't worry. I'm vegan now. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2352 | After quarantine, I'm not sharing my chips anymore Moby. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2353 | Don't give me that look, it's sustainably sourced. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2354 | "Aye, aye! it's that accursed white whale that razeed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day! Haunting me still in my search for provisions, arrgh!" | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2355 | It's called a Prosthetic. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2356 | I just saw Ishmael come in. Don't call him "Ish", he hates that. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2357 | When we’re finished shopping, let’s swing by Starbuck’s. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2358 | These shrimps are on sale. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2359 | It never really tastes like sea salt, am I right? | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2360 | Never thought I’d catch you here. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2361 | Whale, whale, whale.... fancy seeing you here. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2362 | Can you just stop following me? | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2363 | Freeze dried krill, frozen krill, krill oil, fresh krill--krill, krill, krill! Can't you just TRY something else? | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2364 | So now you’re following ME? | 1.2464 | 0.05225 | 69 | 52 | 17 | 0 |
2365 | How did you know that I'm on an obsessive hunt for Pepperidge Farms goldfish crackers? | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2366 | What a strange year we have had! Anyway, have you heard Jonah is missing? | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2367 | The Arctic hasn’t melted yet. But, I wanted to check out the neighborhood before we move in. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2368 | What brand of kelp chips do you prefer? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2369 | Aye, so now you're trolling me? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2370 | Six feet,asshole..... | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2371 | Don’t worry, these are just broccoli spears. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2372 | Ahab, we should quit shopping here! They never have packaged Krill! | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2373 | These are just Trader Joe's Scandinavian Swimmers. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2374 | Where were you Richard, I've been looking everywhere. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2375 | How do you feel about animal crackers? | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2376 | Jonah, it’s so good to see you. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2377 | In all the supermarkets in all the towns in all the world... | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2378 | I'm glad you're expanding your diet because I only have one more leg. | 1.2447 | 0.04707 | 94 | 72 | 21 | 1 |
2379 | No krill but here's one with sea salt. | 1.2447 | 0.04707 | 94 | 72 | 21 | 1 |
2380 | You want cream for your what-hole? | 1.2447 | 0.05991 | 94 | 78 | 9 | 7 |
2381 | Just add water | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2382 | When Ahab chided Wendy, "Never shop on an empty stomach," he had no idea how ironically their marriage was about to end. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2383 | Do you have something against me as to provoke your continual ramming of my cart? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2384 | Chowder again? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2385 | Whos' obsessed? You're following ME! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2386 | Finding the perfect tortilla chip is sort of my white whale. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2387 | Ishmael says,"Hi!" | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2388 | Did you see the BOGO on fish sticks? | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2389 | How did the second jab go for you? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2390 | You were right, it wasn't about you. I was just hungry. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2391 | They make them with palm oil these days | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2392 | Darling, never forget that I’m YOUR white whale. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2393 | You'll find krill in the frozen section. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2394 | Yeah, I know they're bad for me, but I can't control my compulsion for these sea salt flavored chips! | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2395 | Hey look! They've got something called Pirate's Booty... | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2396 | No, we don't dip everything in salt water. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2397 | Since when are you vegan? | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2398 | Do you have to follow me everywhere? | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2399 | I never expected to see you in the vegan aisle. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2400 | This one's non-fat. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2401 | And people say I carry a grudge. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2402 | The price of good sea salt has really gone up | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2403 | I found them, Moby. 'Real Sea Salt'. Now can we check out? | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2404 | Salt and vinegar? Call these delish-mael. | 1.2439 | 0.06390 | 82 | 68 | 8 | 6 |
2405 | Excuse me, do you know where I might find the ambergris? | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2406 | Just a little boat snack | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2407 | First the whale in the Hudson River, and now this? | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2408 | Oh, so you get to dress like abraham lincon and look at ME like I'M the weirdo creep? | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2409 | So your favorite song is “Walkin’ After Midnight”? A whale of a tale, I say! | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2410 | Damn you! I told you the Beluga caviar is in the next aisle. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2411 | You’re the wild gefilte?! | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2412 | The tabloids say that we hate each other. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2413 | I get that a lot. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2414 | these ones are baked, if you're concerned about blubber | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2415 | Oh, I didn't realize I was on the fish and chips aisle. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2416 | No, I don’t eat white bread anymore. | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2417 | If this doesn’t kill you, nothing will. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2418 | Would it kill you to try something else besides krill. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2419 | Are these dolphin safe? | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2420 | How about fish and chips for dinner? | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2421 | It's the hat, isn't it? | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2422 | We're almost done shopping, just need to find the harpoon aisle | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2423 | Enough with your tables turned stuff. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2424 | Why shimmer me...It's damn you. I demand a rematch. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2425 | Ishmael? | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
2426 | Well blow me down, you shop here regularly? | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2427 | Oh, I'm sorry, were these friends of yours?' | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2428 | This weekend, let's go once more; for old-time sake. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2429 | Beluga caviar...any relation? | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2430 | What do you say we catch up at Starbuck's? | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
2431 | It's not that kind of isle. | 1.2429 | 0.05162 | 70 | 53 | 17 | 0 |
2432 | There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke... and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own.”—Herman Melvill | 1.2429 | 0.07176 | 70 | 59 | 5 | 6 |
2433 | David! Long time, no sea! | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2434 | You should hide when we get to check out. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2435 | Ye can't beat these everyday low prices here at Whale-Mart! | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2436 | You know that save the whales certification sticker is just a marketing grab for the fishing industry, right? Trust me I’d know | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2437 | Thank you, I’m obsessed with these and couldn’t have found them without you! | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2438 | Quit your wailing! | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2439 | Have we met before? | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2440 | Sorry Dickie, only one packet of krill allowed per whale now. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2441 | This is the largest size they have for calimari-flavored chips. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2442 | No, I wasn't asking if you knew Moby the DJ. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
2443 | Fresh or frozen krill? | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2444 | No name calling, buddy. We’re BOTH in the junk food aisle. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2445 | Of course not. Just regular oil. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2446 | Avast! Do my wretched eyes deceive? Be this gluten-free pancake mix? | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2447 | Freeze Dried Krill or 'Wild Caught' - your choice | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2448 | Why do you keep asking what I would like for my last meal on earth? | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2449 | Please, it's my day off. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2450 | Munchies? It’s going to be a long story. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2451 | Do you know where they have the tartar sauce? | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2452 | I'm also in a hurry. The Pequod is double docked." | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2453 | I' m guessing Captain Crunch is your favorite too. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2454 | Quit stalking me. You're such a dick! | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2455 | Holy tortoise cheeks, Moby! Stop using your blowhole indoors. You're scaring folks. Now, where's the limes? | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2456 | Go ahead, you don't have much in your cart. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2457 | You think this is ethically sourced? | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2458 | I guess this is the adventure part they'll never show. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2459 | Thy hour and thy coupon are at hand! | 1.2419 | 0.04773 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2460 | When'd you learn to walk like that? | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2461 | Would you mind watching my cart? I forgot my reusable bags in the car. | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
2462 | From Aisle 5, I stab at thee! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2463 | Call me Ahab. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2464 | I'd suggest we stop for a coffee,but you ate Starbuck. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2465 | But it's a whale of a bargain! | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2466 | Was it MSG, mRNA, or mere Chernobyl runoff? | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2467 | It would help me forgive if we set some boundaries. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2468 | How are you still hungry? | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2469 | My name is Instacart. | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2470 | I promise this tastes better than my leg. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2471 | Well, cut off my leg and call me Ishmail. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2472 | Just looking for some light reading, you? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2473 | Wanna try Cap'n Crunch? | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2474 | Bandaids. Large or small? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2475 | You want me for the podcast again? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2476 | The seafood department is at the end of aisle 5. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2477 | I'm busy right now. Can I harpoon you in the parking lot in, say, 10 minutes? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2478 | I was told that the harpoons are in this aisle. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2479 | You look good, have you lost weight? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2480 | Stop staring, Ahab. It’s just a little quarantine weight. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2481 | I think the krill is over in 'Aisle 3;- | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
2482 | You were right beside me all along. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2483 | Call me Ishmael, price check on Aisle 3. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2484 | That's not what I think of you - it was a metaphor! | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2485 | I miss going into work. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2486 | I heard it's a whale of a sale! | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2487 | A vegetarian? Yeah, right. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2488 | Would you mind handing me that box of hardtack from the top shelf? | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2489 | I know I'm obsessing again – but do you know how much sugar is inside of these? | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2490 | Is that a wooden leg or are you happy to see me again? | 1.2410 | 0.06548 | 83 | 70 | 6 | 7 |
2491 | As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. And, yes, for salt and vinegar flavored potato chips. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2492 | Phew! I was going crazy looking for these. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2493 | You are in the wrong aisle for krill. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2494 | Away from thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale. | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2495 | Bumping into your sworn enemy at Trader Joe’s would be awkward for anyone | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2496 | Starbuck's coffee is better. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2497 | Oh Christ! You are real | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2498 | I never forget a face - are you sure we haven't met? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2499 | Don't suppose they have a Starbuck's here... | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2500 | Still hauling in the royalties, eh? | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2501 | Whaddya mean “ya don’t like Captain Crunch”? | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2502 | Cute mask | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2503 | Six feet bitch. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2504 | I 'm obsessed with these potato chips. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2505 | See you later at Starbuck's? | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2506 | I’m sorry, they don’t seem to come in a leg flavor. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2507 | Beats eating plastic | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2508 | I KNOW you prefere squid, but give the quinoa at least a try! | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2509 | Oh look, this brand has a Dolphin Safe label. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2510 | The krill’s on Aisle 8, unless you want this dried stuff. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2511 | Are you sure we haven't met before? | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2512 | Speak, thou vast and venerable head. Is this on sale? | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2513 | Beluga or Osetra? | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2514 | Non-GMO, gluten free, organic, freeze dried krill? | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2515 | Tuna's in Aisle 4. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2516 | I can't believe it! Finding this flavor has been my...oh you know. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2517 | Oy, for the last time, kosher supermarkets don't carry shrimp, krill, or plankton. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2518 | I've told you before. Mrs. Paul and I are just friends. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2519 | Do you know where they keep the krill? | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
2520 | I think the moisturizer is in aisle 7. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2521 | I can't help myself--it's dangerous to shop while hungry. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2522 | Do you need a ride back to the sea? | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2523 | Sea captain's legs are in aisle six. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2524 | A sequel? You obviously didn't read the novel. | 1.2400 | 0.04965 | 75 | 57 | 18 | 0 |
2525 | Yes, it is your turn to follow me, but this is just too close. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2526 | the lucky ones | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
2527 | Didn’t we get enough whale jokes from the last cartoon caption contest? | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2528 | It’s no different from the name-brand kelp. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2529 | Excuse me, do you know where I can find the Beluga caviar? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2530 | Be patient. We'll stop at Starbuck's on our way home. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2531 | Yes, it's real sea salt. It says so right on the package. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2532 | No. Starbucks down at the back of the store. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2533 | Have you tried the gluten-free krill? | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2534 | Glad to see your diet includes things besides my leg. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2535 | Any dietary restrictions? | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2536 | Up for a latte? There's a place round the corner you've probably heard of. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2537 | You know, people would just call you Moby if you put on some pants. | 1.2394 | 0.06792 | 71 | 59 | 7 | 5 |
2538 | You think this is gluten free? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2539 | I've told you I'm sorry, but this is my last time helping you shop. Whole Foods says I do not qualify as a therapy animal. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2540 | Did you remember the tarter sauce? | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2541 | Brace yourself. We're coming to the seafood aisle. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2542 | Who put lamp oil on the list? | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2543 | Does this shopping cart make me look fat or fin? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2544 | Are those low-blubber? | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2545 | Beluga Bites. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2546 | Ahab's in aisle nine eleven. You're in the Puritan aisle. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2547 | You said you were sorry.Enough." | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2548 | Forgot" your wallet again | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2549 | Just getting some ingredients for a dish best served cold. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2550 | I never thought I'd find you in the Doubloon Store. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2551 | The prices here are krilling me! | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2552 | Stop being be a dick Moby, the freshwater shrimp don't cost an arm and a leg. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2553 | Did you want the granola with or without krill? | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2554 | Any idea where the tuna fish is? | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2555 | Should we get sea salt or sour cream & onion? | 1.2391 | 0.06059 | 92 | 77 | 8 | 7 |
2556 | Excuse me but where can I find the tarpons? | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2557 | Well, call me Ishmael!!! | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2558 | Krill oil? I'd try the Supplements section on aisle six. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2559 | Ishmael said these are on the BOGO. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2560 | Starbucks okay? | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2561 | For dinner tonight, you okay with frozen calamari? | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2562 | Thus, I give up the asparagus spears” | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2563 | I guess we’ve both got our sea legs. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2564 | Yeah, so it's high in fat, why do you care? | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2565 | I only buy dolphin-safe now. | 1.2388 | 0.05248 | 67 | 51 | 16 | 0 |
2566 | What’s the price of shrimp? | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2567 | That’s your white privilege talking. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2568 | I hope those edibles just kicked in... | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2569 | at least you won’t be needing toilet paper | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2570 | Call me easy-meal. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2571 | If you must, call me Ishmael !!! | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2572 | Starbuck sold out. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2573 | In what aisle can I find sperm oil? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2574 | Ok, I forgot the list: call me Ishmael | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2575 | 6 feet apart please, sir | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2576 | Why do I feel like you’re following me? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2577 | Do you recommend the goldfish? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2578 | This dried seafood is good and it is kosher. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2579 | Hi. I'm Joby. Moby's brother. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2580 | It is Captain Arab,to you! | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2581 | Ho, towards me thou roll? Move your trolley back a bit. You're a Dick. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2582 | Excuse me, but this is Whole Foods, not Whale Foods. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2583 | No, no...I'm supposed to be stalking you" | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2584 | Since I swallowed Jonah, I don't need nearly so many groceries! | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2585 | It is just a dream...It is just a dream...It is just a dream | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2586 | What are you looking at? They have a whole section with legs these days. Prepackaged. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2587 | Call this my aisle. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2588 | Have you tried the Beyond Blubber? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2589 | Let me guess Captain ... fish and chips for dinner ? | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2590 | That awkward moment you run into someone you have been trying to avoid at the supermarket. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2591 | I thought we'd have classic American tonight. | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2592 | The Stick and the Dick | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2593 | Aye, I do know Cap'n Crunch isn't part of the South Beach Diet. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2594 | Ok, I call false advertising, Last Week, Blue Whale? sorta grey. Humpback? More Hump front. Right Whale? Wrong!!! And now you, …Sperm Whale!!!? Nothing… | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2595 | It's actually just Ish now. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2596 | You think you can treat me like another one of your conquests and never call. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2597 | Excuse me, Captain Ahab...if you're in here getting provisions, and I'm in here getting provisions, who's out there waging the epic battle?? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2598 | For the last time, my name is not Jonah! | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2599 | Seriously. How many packages of panko do we need? | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2600 | Oh you know, just standard calorie counting, exercise, and chopping off the occasional limb. | 1.2375 | 0.04788 | 80 | 61 | 19 | 0 |
2601 | SHOO!!!! I've lost one leg and I'm not letting go of the other one! | 1.2375 | 0.06474 | 80 | 67 | 7 | 6 |
2602 | What if I got you a CASE of snacks? Then would you leave me alone? | 1.2375 | 0.06474 | 80 | 67 | 7 | 6 |
2603 | I'll get the kale. You get the krill. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2604 | Well, you're looking whale. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2605 | Once I started getting more fiber and less revenge, well, things are just smoother, you know? | 1.2375 | 0.06474 | 80 | 67 | 7 | 6 |
2606 | You are welcome to go ahead of me. After all, you do have White Whale Privilege. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2607 | So they’re starting to open everything back up, even the oceans I see. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2608 | Is that the last bag of Krill Chips? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2609 | Well, it's nice to see you again, under much better circumstances. Sorry about the harpoon incident. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2610 | Sure he’s a great storyteller, but wow is he a lousy cook. There’s a reason we all call him ‘Ish-meal.’ | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2611 | Hey there! W-a-y too close, buddy. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2612 | Want to catch up at Starbucks? | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
2613 | Oh my, fancy meeting you here. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2614 | You look so familiar. Do I know you from somewhere? | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2615 | So we meet again | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2616 | I notice you’ve been spending a lot of time with Herman. Any word about sequels? | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
2617 | On your left. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2618 | What? Now YOU'RE following ME?? | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
2619 | Do you like this kind of bait? | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2620 | I couldn't find a mask big enough! | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2621 | Whale,whale,whale! | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2622 | I found the plankton chips. | 1.2368 | 0.04909 | 76 | 58 | 18 | 0 |
2623 | What are you looking at? They had the fish at a discount ... since they no longer exist in the sea I came here!! | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2624 | Maintain social distance, Fathead! | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2625 | Hey Moby, do you care if it's not organic? | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
2626 | This is the biggest size they have. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2627 | It's so nice to run into you again. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2628 | Years of pursuing you and NOW you’re all up in my space?? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2629 | You know where I can find the salmon? | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2630 | Will you please stop following me | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2631 | Can you be a little less conspicuous? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2632 | Don't worry, my doctor said it was only a mild side effect from the Covid vaccine. | 1.2364 | 0.07769 | 55 | 46 | 5 | 4 |
2633 | No, I don’t know which isle for legs. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2634 | Remember to keep one fathom social distance | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2635 | You can't spend your whole life on the high seas, Moby. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2636 | Aha,so we do have something in common! | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2637 | When the ad said 'Whale of a Sale' I didn't think I'd be seeing you again. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2638 | Are you following me on porpoise? | 1.2361 | 0.06706 | 72 | 60 | 7 | 5 |
2639 | Sorry, I don’t think we’ve met before. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2640 | I can't believe they named this snacks after Captain Ahab | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2641 | Have we met before? You seem to be getting awfully CHUMmy with me | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2642 | Look if I buy all this stuff you have to promise me you won't sink the boat | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2643 | You might want to cut down on the snacks: you're starting to look like a whale... | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2644 | What happened to the elephant in the room? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2645 | We’re gonna start with Meatless Mondays. | 1.2360 | 0.06194 | 89 | 75 | 7 | 7 |
2646 | Now all we need is 200 pages on the history of shopping carts. | 1.2360 | 0.05984 | 89 | 74 | 9 | 6 |
2647 | I'm hurrying...just don't be a Dick about it. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2648 | These aren't the sort of 'chips' you're thinking of..." | 1.2360 | 0.05984 | 89 | 74 | 9 | 6 |
2649 | Really, Ahab, Whole Foods...couldn’t you have just harpooned me? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2650 | So...you are worried about the plastic packaging. Really!? | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2651 | Look, I always shop here. Everything isn't always about you!? | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2652 | Get your own goldfish | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
2653 | And when do you plan to go back to the office? | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2654 | This is the world liberals want | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2655 | And what if they're not sea salt and vinegar? Are you gonna bite my other leg off? | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2656 | Should we stop at Starbuck’s? | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2657 | Well blow me down! Moby is that you? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2658 | My PTSD is really acting up right now---would you mind going ahead of me to check out. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2659 | What the F**k? | 1.2353 | 0.06183 | 85 | 71 | 8 | 6 |
2660 | Jonah, is that really you? | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2661 | Oh golly, I thought you called Ishmael. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2662 | This is what I call me nosh aisle. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2663 | Krill ye say!?!? Arrr! That'd be Aisle 9. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2664 | Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses - then, I account it high time to buy some Cheese Doodles as soon as I can. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2665 | Aye, I'll grant you the words bear some similarity but this is a 'Whole Foods,' not a 'Whale Foods!' | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2666 | Yay or nay on the gluten-free kelp? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2667 | The more things change ... the more they remain the same. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2668 | I'll just grab one more of these pirate booty snacks and then we can head over to Starbuck's for book club. | 1.2353 | 0.06986 | 68 | 57 | 6 | 5 |
2669 | Yeah, I took the last bag of krill. What are you going to do about it? Sink my boat? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2670 | Yes, seafood is aisle 7. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2671 | I was just looking for you. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2672 | I just don't want a repeat of the last time we shopped together while you were hungry. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2673 | There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke..." (From Moby Dick by Herman Melville | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2674 | My feet are killing me. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2675 | When we’re done I’ll call Ishmael and we can all grab a Starbucks. | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
2676 | Gosh I’m sorry, I’m really bad at remembering faces, but if you say we’ve met before I believe you | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2677 | What? I try to eat local, but you left me no other choice. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2678 | Meet back at the bay in an hour? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2679 | Don't you know that you'll look a lot less pale and feel healthier, if you shop the outside aisles of the grocer? | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2680 | I think you have the wrong Jonah! | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2681 | For long voyages, I usually go with sea salt 'n vinegar. But what do you know about this new "obsessed with revenge" flavor? | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2682 | Well, I think you’re funny looking too! | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2683 | You might want to try some of these “Old Salt” flavored chips. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2684 | That's 'move it, CAPTAIN' to you! | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2685 | So I'm obsessed with marshmallows. Your point? | 1.2346 | 0.06400 | 81 | 68 | 7 | 6 |
2686 | Oh hey, umm sorry about the harpoon. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2687 | Call me Trader Joe. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2688 | Is the imitation squid okay, or are you going to make this about you and me? | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2689 | Social distance sir! Your insistence in presenting an existential threat knows no bounds? | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2690 | I see you found the krill aisle. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2691 | Whale, whale, whale... What do we have here? | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2692 | I assure you that everything on the list is vegan | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2693 | We can call it even if you let me use your shopper’s plus card on this cereal. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2694 | It’s not really a meet-cute if you keep following me. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2695 | It was a one-sided thing, I've moved on, can't we just drop it | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2696 | I can't believe the prizes of sea food nowadays, Don't you agree? | 1.2346 | 0.06400 | 81 | 68 | 7 | 6 |
2697 | I don’t think Whole Foods has plankton. | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
2698 | What? I gotta eat too, ya know! | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2699 | Eh Tu, Ishmael? | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2700 | The krill is in frozen foods. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2701 | Queequeg tells me ye got no future as a secret shopper. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2702 | What say after this we go grab a coffee at Starbucks? | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2703 | And I thought the elephant in the room was a challenge. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2704 | People stare at me too. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
2705 | Hey, I’m supposed to be following you! | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2706 | YOU are carb-shaming ME?! You literally have a layer of blubber! | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2707 | A doubloon doesn’t go as far as it used to, you know... | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2708 | Call Me Vegan. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2709 | Yes, you have to go a long way to get decent krill these days. | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
2710 | Buying fish at the store sure is easier than catching my own | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2711 | No mask? Really? | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2712 | Yes, they're low salt, but let's remember where you live. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2713 | Wait — aren’t I supposed to be following you? | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2714 | Ah-ha! My therapist said I might run into you... | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2715 | Six feet!! That’s not six feet! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2716 | You heard about the'whale of a sale' too, huh? | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2717 | No, we're cool. Big tech is my moral enemy now. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2718 | The waiting keeps me grounded. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2719 | Could I meet you at the fish counter? | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2720 | It's leg flavor, your favorite. | 1.2338 | 0.06376 | 77 | 64 | 8 | 5 |
2721 | Put on your mask "Dick", and make sure it covers your blow hole also! | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2722 | See? There’s no need to bite off somebody’s leg! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2723 | Starbucks? Never been there, you? | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2724 | Would you mind? Social distancing rule is 6 ft! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2725 | I thought I was the elephant in the room,but you have taken that to a new depth. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2726 | Don’t get this stuff. It’ll get you hooked. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2727 | Seriously? This whale gating has got to stop! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2728 | ‘This magazine says if I want your attention I should ask which pronouns you prefer’ | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2729 | If he asks me to grab something off the top shelf I swear... | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2730 | Yeah, I got my eye on you. | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2731 | This brand of granola has got a full serving of daily self-satisfaction derived from recognizable references to classic literature you never actually read, matey. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2732 | Have you tried the (sea) salt and vinegar? | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2733 | Don't tell Starbuck. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2734 | How long have you been on krill oil? | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2735 | What?" "You heard me, only if we have a coupon. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2736 | And this one, since you want a captain and a crunch. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2737 | Let me tell you the benefits of a plant-based diet | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2738 | Don't you think you have eaten enough today? | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2739 | Sir! For your information, my flippers are MORE than six feet away from you! | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2740 | Just read the label. If it says krill it's got krill in it. | 1.2333 | 0.05506 | 60 | 46 | 14 | 0 |
2741 | Ye also qualify for senior shopping hours? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2742 | ‘Call Me Oatmeal’ - oh, that’s cute. I see what they did there. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2743 | Excuse me- are those Kelp chips any good? | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2744 | right but at the time it’s how we lit lamps. And you weren’t endangered. To be honest, after quarantine I just lost interest. I got really into bread making. | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
2745 | For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of pickle-flavored potato chips. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2746 | Relax! It's "Beyond Plankton." | 1.2330 | 0.04918 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2747 | First Jonah..now this? | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2748 | Call me later. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2749 | Where did you park the Pequod? | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2750 | Pardon me! I’ve got something stuck in my teeth. May I borrow that toothpick? | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2751 | No bygones is not the same best by... | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2752 | Fine, I'll get the other kind, but you don't have to be a dick about it. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2753 | I hope that you don't mind, but I'm taking the last package of krill. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2754 | Aye, ‘tis the last bag of sea salt and vinegar. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2755 | Which shot did you get? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2756 | Race you to the shrimp! | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2757 | Six feet Bubba! And don't rush me! This is seniors shopping hour. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2758 | Ya' don't have to get such a big head about it! | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2759 | Would asparagus spea |