Contest #753


Cartoon

753

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Oh, hey, I almost didn’t recognize you outside of work.”
  2. “Hit me again with your cart and I’ll hunt you down until the day I die.”
  3. “Yeah, well, these are my obsession now.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-05-02T20:07:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-05-16T20:08:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-05-10T20:08:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 17, 2021
Number of captions 11069
Number of responses 1116808
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Oh I'm sorry, maybe I'd move faster if SOMEONE didn't bite my leg off. 1.8182 0.01246 4038 1697 1374 964
1 Hit me again with your cart and I'll hunt you down until the day I die. 1.8123 0.01077 5621 2457 1762 1402
2 If anyone asks, you’re my support animal. 1.8092 0.01125 4868 2052 1693 1123
3 Call me Ishmael. I'm using his employee discount. 1.7987 0.01243 4089 1785 1342 962
4 It was Melville who called you a dick. 1.7884 0.01262 4145 1897 1224 1021
5 My therapist says you’re a metaphor. 1.7842 0.01115 4699 1988 1734 975
6 No, I don't know where the Tide is. 1.7829 0.01558 2566 1138 847 581
7 I don't care where you breathe from, masks are required. 1.7724 0.01736 2078 941 669 468
8 I chased you down for 700 pages and now I run into you in the cereal aisle? 1.7690 0.01119 4826 2145 1651 1030
9 These people pay for 'sea salt' ? 1.7684 0.01902 1589 683 591 315
10 You know they’re not real goldfish, though, right? 1.7613 0.01366 3125 1373 1125 627
11 Yes I am parked in the handicapped space,and you can thank yourself for that. 1.7571 0.01330 3339 1490 1170 679
12 Catch you later. 1.7569 0.01173 4377 1979 1483 915
13 I'll catch you later. 1.7516 0.01293 3575 1623 1217 735
14 Buddy, it’s New York. EVERYONE feels like a fish out of water. 1.7474 0.01228 3871 1742 1365 764
15 This isn’t the ending I wanted, either. 1.7447 0.01334 3279 1482 1152 645
16 We're in the same boat now. You're the hated white whale, and me, the hated white male. 1.7430 0.01517 2751 1315 828 608
17 Oh, NOW you're a vegetarian. 1.7401 0.01389 2986 1349 1064 573
18 It’s Captain Crunch. You’ll like it. 1.7396 0.01783 1820 825 644 351
19 You don’t have to say “thar she blows’ every time you find an item you’re looking for. 1.7364 0.01306 3410 1560 1189 661
20 Six feet, Moby! 1.7362 0.01414 3048 1436 980 632
21 No, I gave up searching for you long ago. I'm just looking for toilet paper now. 1.7340 0.01332 3275 1502 1142 631
22 Just because we did a book together does not mean we are friends. 1.7334 0.01222 3744 1679 1384 681
23 There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere for you. 1.7258 0.01471 2648 1221 932 495
24 You read the sign wrong- it's Whole Foods 1.7248 0.01501 2812 1384 818 610
25 Don't act like you don't know me. 1.7234 0.01519 2545 1196 857 492
26 Go on ahead of me...I'll catch you later. 1.7232 0.01329 3154 1436 1155 563
27 Plankton? This isn't Trader Joe's. 1.7171 0.01756 1923 919 629 375
28 I’ve been good...Sold the ship, started seeing a therapist.....Anyways, how have you been?! You look great... 1.7136 0.01456 2689 1261 937 491
29 Just so we are clear: what happens at sea stays at sea. 1.7009 0.01637 2116 1011 727 378
30 After a lot of therapy, Ahab and Moby Dick now live a quiet life together in Nantucket. 1.6990 0.01686 2070 1014 665 391
31 Couldn't you just follow me on Facebook like everyone else? 1.6989 0.01817 1694 805 594 295
32 Right !Another Dick who won’t wear a mask 1.6988 0.01827 1899 974 523 402
33 It’s always weird seeing you outside of work. 1.6977 0.01656 1985 931 723 331
34 Settled down. Had a kid. How about you? 1.6974 0.01676 1986 945 697 344
35 Don’t feel bad, everyone gained a little blubber in quarantine. 1.6947 0.01709 1890 898 671 321
36 Staring blankly ahead and standing motionless Moby hopes he won't be recognized. 1.6922 0.01804 1826 910 568 348
37 Oh hey, I almost didn't recognize you outside of work. 1.6914 0.01771 1818 884 609 324
38 That was 1850. Let it go. And stop following me everywhere. 1.6903 0.02275 1127 557 362 208
39 Oh, there you are. I've been looking for you. 1.6869 0.01875 1667 831 527 309
40 Don't worry, no one has actually read the book 1.6834 0.01884 1589 779 534 276
41 So Ahab let me get this straight,you can follow me all over the world,but,when I follow you in the market it’s harassment? 1.6828 0.01944 1573 796 480 297
42 Oh great, first the elephant in the room, now this. 1.6802 0.01967 1498 750 477 271
43 I can’t believe I spent all that time in the ocean when you come here every Thursday. 1.6796 0.01916 1492 724 522 246
44 Cap’n Crunch is a cereal, just so we’re clear. 1.6765 0.01986 1422 703 476 243
45 Fine, we will get Captain Crunch this one time. 1.6726 0.02074 1341 678 424 239
46 Cap'n Crunch? Really? 1.6720 0.02108 1317 672 405 240
47 Somehow I pictured this reckoning taking place at sea 1.6636 0.02144 1180 585 407 188
48 Chips Ahoy or Goldfish? 1.6629 0.02164 1157 574 399 184
49 Long time, no sea. 1.6617 0.02577 875 452 267 156
50 It's always the same. Just when you stop looking for something... 1.6616 0.02300 1046 526 348 172
51 Stop complaining about the prices. This is Nantucket. 1.6584 0.02335 1086 570 317 199
52 Technically, you are not a fish out of water. 1.6571 0.02257 1082 547 359 176
53 Would you mind staying one fathom away? 1.6570 0.02255 1067 535 363 169
54 I've moved on. I think you should too. 1.6557 0.02246 1037 511 372 154
55 You look familiar. Did I ever stab at thee from hell's heart? 1.6529 0.02343 1014 519 328 167
56 When the hell did sea salt become a thing? 1.6526 0.02326 1019 519 335 165
57 Okay-point made, it's not nice to be followed. 1.6524 0.02310 1007 506 343 156
58 Yeah, well whose fault is it that I'm slow? 1.6512 0.02370 989 507 320 162
59 Well, this is awkward. 1.6504 0.02301 981 486 352 143
60 Did you call me Ishmael? 1.6471 0.02462 972 518 279 175
61 ALL krill is gluten-free! 1.6465 0.02367 976 500 321 155
62 Well this is novel. 1.6441 0.02477 902 467 289 146
63 Oh, there you are! I've been looking all over for you! 1.6427 0.02438 890 451 306 133
64 ... And so he sent me a text message that simply said, 'Call me. Ishmael.' 1.6424 0.02617 864 465 243 156
65 I chase you across the seven seas and then I run into you at Walmart. 1.6419 0.02633 849 458 237 153
66 Did you just call me Ishmael? 1.6401 0.02559 878 467 260 151
67 Of course, I remember you! 1.6379 0.02575 834 436 264 134
68 Big ocean, small world, am I right? 1.6364 0.02529 825 422 281 122
69 Wild caught OK? 1.6360 0.02592 816 426 261 129
70 Moby, feeding you is costing an arm and leg 1.6356 0.02624 815 431 250 134
71 You got my leg, but I got the last package of frozen shrimp! 1.6334 0.02588 802 416 264 122
72 Honestly, I checked Google maps and I thought "whale foods" was a typo. 1.6324 0.02730 789 430 219 140
73 After searching the seas for years for Moby, Ahab is stunned to find out they're neighbors and actually shop at the same store. 1.6324 0.02677 789 421 237 131
74 I said, the krill is gone! 1.6317 0.02666 782 414 242 126
75 The irony of finding you IN a Target is not lost on me 1.6298 0.02640 759 393 254 112
76 Gregory Peck? Yeah, I get that a lot. 1.6290 0.02680 752 394 243 115
77 You know, somehow I liked you better when you were just a metaphor. 1.6290 0.02660 752 391 249 112
78 Of all the markets, in all the towns, in all the world... 1.6274 0.02734 738 392 229 117
79 Maintain one fathom, please. 1.6263 0.03407 463 243 150 70
80 You like Cap'n Crunch, right? 1.6253 0.02781 718 384 219 115
81 No, I’m Bob. Ishmael has a wooden leg on his right. 1.6239 0.02814 710 383 211 116
82 Ahab?" "Moby? 1.6199 0.02871 684 372 200 112
83 I got you the ones with Sea Salt. 1.6190 0.02822 664 350 217 97
84 They're just goldfish! And for the last time: you're not a fish! 1.6188 0.02908 669 365 194 110
85 No, no, it's just the different context. Like seeing your school teacher at the mall. 1.6185 0.02727 671 344 239 88
86 Nice to talk. I'll catch you later. 1.6176 0.02840 659 349 213 97
87 Are you sure? You look so familiar... 1.6153 0.02891 642 343 203 96
88 Have you seen a great white wine? 1.6151 0.02923 647 355 185 104
89 Yeah, well, these are my obsession now. 1.6136 0.02860 634 334 211 89
90 I keep forgetting. Krill or Plankton Chips ? 1.6135 0.02877 639 340 206 93
91 Stay six feet, or one fathom, behind me. 1.6133 0.02791 631 324 227 80
92 Don't be such a dick, Moby. 1.6107 0.03001 655 370 170 115
93 Stop your blubbering. 1.6101 0.03027 613 338 176 99
94 Moby, shadowing and foreshadowing are two different things. 1.6093 0.02916 604 319 202 83
95 Do you ever feel trapped in a seemingly endless allegory? 1.6067 0.03065 595 329 171 95
96 The sperm bank is next door. 1.6055 0.03134 583 327 159 97
97 If I admit that "Whale of a Sale" is a micro-aggression can we just move on? 1.6052 0.03080 580 319 171 90
98 Stay six feet back or, by God, I’ll hunt you down to the ends of the earth. 1.6049 0.03095 567 310 171 86
99 I told you to wait in the car. 1.6038 0.03091 573 315 170 88
100 You're a little out of your depth, ain't thee? 1.6025 0.03030 561 300 184 77
101 No, I don't want to be your chum. 1.6014 0.03129 562 311 164 87
102 Seriously? Captain Crunch? 1.6011 0.03090 564 309 171 84
103 Oh God Moby, don't be a dick. 1.6011 0.03255 569 330 136 103
104 Don't worry. These days I'm consumed by the hunt for hand sanitizer and toilet paper. 1.6007 0.03115 556 305 168 83
105 Legs? They're in the meat case. 1.6000 0.03266 550 315 140 95
106 No, you can't call me Ismael. 1.5996 0.03112 547 298 170 79
107 shouldn't I be following you? 1.5981 0.03033 540 286 185 69
108 Ever see any of the old crew? 1.5978 0.03036 542 288 184 70
109 Goldfish”? Seriously? 1.5965 0.03007 570 308 184 78
110 Forty years at sea and I run into you here. 1.5954 0.03117 524 282 172 70
111 I got krill this time, not kale. Happy? 1.5942 0.03135 515 277 170 68
112 Can’t I go anywhere without you following me? It’s like you’re obsessed with me. 1.5938 0.03128 549 304 164 81
113 Stay 6 feet away, Dick! 1.5918 0.03327 512 292 137 83
114 An awkward silence commenced in the chips aisle when Ahab ran into his ex. 1.5918 0.03187 534 298 156 80
115 All these years and I could have found you in aisle 5! 1.5899 0.03247 495 272 154 69
116 I think allegories are the next aisle over. 1.5896 0.03478 441 245 132 64
117 Well, this is a plot twist I didn't see coming! 1.5895 0.03262 497 275 151 71
118 Let's hope this only costs me an arm. 1.5894 0.03325 492 276 142 74
119 I was wondering why there was only one bag of krill chips left. 1.5892 0.03139 499 267 170 62
120 Now suddenly you're vegan. 1.5874 0.03301 492 275 145 72
121 Hey, I moved on...I suggest you do the same 1.5856 0.03201 473 253 163 57
122 That doesn’t look like six nautical feet... 1.5847 0.03290 472 259 150 63
123 Who're you calling a peg-leg, humpback? 1.5840 0.03376 476 274 128 74
124 Of all the supermarkets in all the world... 1.5837 0.03364 466 260 140 66
125 No, my name isn't Ishmael, sorry. 1.5826 0.03255 484 270 143 66
126 I marvel at how easily you've transitioned from homicidal creature of the deep to emotional support whale. 1.5823 0.03415 462 261 133 68
127 Nah, I'm retired. You? 1.5811 0.03337 456 251 145 60
128 It's over, move on. 1.5811 0.03249 456 245 157 54
129 Six feet please. Don't be a dick. 1.5806 0.03579 453 266 111 76
130 Ahab's revenge fantasies included the ultimate torture: forcing the whale to shop at Costco on a Saturday. 1.5801 0.03457 462 265 126 71
131 Can you please stop following me? I get what it feels like now. 1.5775 0.03371 445 246 141 58
132 Relax, Ahab. I'm vegan now. 1.5773 0.03506 440 251 124 65
133 Harpoon Ale. Really? 1.5769 0.03449 442 249 131 62
134 It's Ish Meal." 1.5766 0.03496 444 254 124 66
135 Aye,the line be long,but she moves swiftly. 1.5755 0.03363 457 256 139 62
136 What are you blubbering about? 1.5751 0.03459 433 243 131 59
137 Are you okay with Cap’n Crunch ...or would you prefer my other leg? 1.5749 0.03376 447 249 139 59
138 I could easily order these on Amazon, but I prefer the chase. You know what I mean? 1.5718 0.03424 418 230 137 51
139 I hope that was your blowhole. 1.5718 0.03619 425 248 111 66
140 I am not wild about the idea of a sequel either...but it's obvious we could both use the work. 1.5711 0.03243 429 228 157 44
141 Captain Crunch OK? 1.5705 0.03449 440 250 128 61
142 No actually, I'm Amish" 1.5697 0.03553 416 237 121 58
143 Call me Ishmael all you want, but you seem to have me confused with someone else. 1.5686 0.03540 408 230 124 54
144 Gonna be honest, I didn’t think I’d run into you in the seafood aisle. 1.5679 0.03577 405 230 120 55
145 Don’t blame me. Save the Whales told Herman to change the ending. 1.5676 0.03501 414 233 127 54
146 You don't have a wallet or pants, so stop pretending you'll pay. 1.5676 0.03567 414 237 119 58
147 I just realised that you’re a sperm whale and your name is Dick. 1.5676 0.03778 407 244 95 68
148 I know it wasn't actually your last name but you WERE being one at the time. 1.5672 0.03601 409 235 116 58
149 Ye already took me leg, now ye be after me Grape Nuts? 1.5672 0.03618 409 236 114 59
150 Aisle be darned! I didn't expect to find you so far from the Hi-Cs." 1.5661 0.03691 401 234 107 60
151 Relax, it’s made with canola oil. 1.5638 0.03561 392 220 123 49
152 Wait! You’ve been looking for me? 1.5633 0.03453 403 223 133 47
153 I’m happy we settled down, I just miss the chase sometimes, ya know? 1.5620 0.03468 395 218 132 45
154 Well you're not wearing a mask either. 1.5601 0.03606 391 223 117 51
155 So ye mean to say it hast neither grapes nor nuts? 1.5595 0.03597 395 226 117 52
156 Please distance one fathom, thank you. 1.5594 0.03553 404 231 120 53
157 Oh hey! I was looking for you. 1.5594 0.03712 379 219 108 52
158 I almost didn’t recognize you out of context. 1.5585 0.03619 376 212 118 46
159 Now that I've caught you I realize that you're just not that interesting. 1.5580 0.03616 371 208 119 44
160 Ever tried this Cap'n Crunch? 1.5553 0.03717 371 214 108 49
161 I don't care if it "bothers" you. It's a good source of Omega 3. 1.5553 0.03775 371 217 102 52
162 I don’t think 200 packages of krill counts as one item. 1.5544 0.03594 377 213 119 45
163 Yes, I'm aware legs are half-off. 1.5531 0.03904 367 221 89 57
164 You're not wearing a mask either. 1.5531 0.03695 358 203 112 43
165 Even after he destroyed the Pequod, Moby haunted Ahab at every opportunity. 1.5521 0.03824 355 207 100 48
166 God Moby, you really are a dick! 1.5517 0.03988 348 209 86 53
167 No, we're not gettin' any more Cap'n Crunch. 1.5514 0.03929 350 208 91 51
168 Must I remind you what happened last time we didn't keep six feet apart. 1.5514 0.03839 321 180 105 36
169 Don’t forget at checkout to mention that you are entitled to an endangered species discount. 1.5504 0.03827 347 201 101 45
170 Umm, Captain Ahab is two aisles over. I'm just an Amish guy who happens to have a wooden leg! 1.5497 0.03780 342 195 106 41
171 If you knock me with your kart one more time I’m going to hunt you to the ends of the earth! 1.5494 0.03940 344 204 91 49
172 After therapy, I've changed. These are Goldfish. 1.5481 0.03618 374 214 115 45
173 As he slowly lowered his pack of whale jerky into the cart, Ahab wondered if it was a mistake to come shopping in this part of town. 1.5476 0.03990 336 200 88 48
174 And no more biting the leg that feeds you! 1.5465 0.03950 333 196 92 45
175 Did you say you'll be "Following" me? Or "Swallowing" me? 1.5463 0.03794 335 191 105 39
176 Stop calling me email. It's Ishmael! 1.5452 0.03972 343 206 87 50
177 Call me stupid. I searched two of the seven seas for you, and here you in aisle 4. 1.5447 0.03782 358 210 101 47
178 I guess we really all are in the same same boat now... 1.5443 0.03814 327 186 104 37
179 For the last time, I'm Amish, not Ahab. 1.5441 0.03941 329 193 93 43
180 I thought I unfollowed you. 1.5436 0.03766 344 198 105 41
181 Of all the grocers in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine. 1.5428 0.03965 339 203 88 48
182 Summering in Nantucket this year? 1.5428 0.03921 339 201 92 46
183 I feel like we got off on the wrong foot. 1.5424 0.03979 330 196 89 45
184 The awkward moment when predator and prey both have more than 10 items on the express line 1.5413 0.04077 327 198 81 48
185 Relax. They’re just goldfish. 1.5412 0.03754 340 195 106 39
186 One fathom apart, please .... 1.5397 0.04050 315 187 86 42
187 Five fathoms distance, please. 1.5397 0.03819 315 178 104 33
188 I've heard you'd become a vegetarian. I assume my other leg is safe. 1.5387 0.03950 323 190 92 41
189 Bad enough I have to see you at work... 1.5387 0.03644 336 188 115 33
190 Oh for goodness sakes, give the dried krill a try 1.5385 0.03873 312 178 100 34
191 Thought I was dead, didn’t you? 1.5385 0.04105 312 187 82 43
192 You're violating the restraining order! 1.5372 0.03981 309 180 92 37
193 Look who's stalking now! 1.5370 0.04014 311 183 89 39
194 I didn't like the way I was depicted in the movie either. 1.5370 0.03909 311 179 97 35
195 Let me get this straight--you've gone vegan, you're looking for the gluten-free aisle, and it's 'Moby Richard' now? 1.5370 0.03962 311 181 93 37
196 No worries, I'm in real estate now. 1.5368 0.03826 326 188 101 37
197 Calm down, they’re only shaped like whales... 1.5365 0.03950 315 184 93 38
198 I mostly hunt bargains now. 1.5359 0.03782 334 193 103 38
199 Krill? Aisle three. 1.5358 0.03742 321 181 108 32
200 Netflix and krill? 1.5355 0.03998 310 182 90 38
201 Honestly, I never thought the royalties would last this long. 1.5350 0.03800 329 190 102 37
202 I’ve been searching for these everywhere. Look at the price, they cost an arm and a .......oh never mind. 1.5347 0.03986 303 176 92 35
203 It's dolphin-free and sustainably caught, okay? 1.5344 0.03994 305 178 91 36
204 Whaling is just so commercial these days. Now I teach yoga. 1.5335 0.04046 313 187 85 41
205 For the lastime, NO! We are not getting any more goldfish crackers! 1.5335 0.04072 313 188 83 42
206 I’m beginning to think you aren’t a figment of my imagination. 1.5331 0.03829 317 182 101 34
207 I thought I told you to stay in the boat! 1.5327 0.03995 321 192 87 42
208 Does the phrase “social distancing” mean anything to you? 1.5319 0.03991 329 199 85 45
209 Remembereth, as proclaimed herein, no longer art thou the murderous demon from beneath the sea, but a registered service animal here to assist me. 1.5316 0.03993 316 188 88 40
210 I'LL WRITE THE BOOK WHEN I"M GOOD AND READY! 1.5316 0.04034 301 177 87 36
211 Act like you don't know me. 1.5308 0.03982 292 168 93 31
212 If I had known you shopped here, we could’ve saved a lot of pages 1.5306 0.03962 294 169 94 31
213 I gotta say,you seem obsessed with me. 1.5305 0.03884 311 180 97 34
214 I think we're gonna need a bigger cart. 1.5296 0.03821 321 186 100 35
215 It's Abraham, not Ahab. Why? 1.5292 0.04006 325 197 84 44
216 Six feet please! You're practically humping my back! 1.5292 0.04167 291 174 80 37
217 What am I making? Let's just say it's a dish best served cold. 1.5290 0.04145 293 175 81 37
218 You call Ishmael, and we'll meet at Starbuck's. 1.5290 0.04145 293 175 81 37
219 What are you spouting off about back there? 1.5288 0.04006 312 186 87 39
220 Obviously, you're ignoring the restraining order. 1.5276 0.04120 290 172 83 35
221 Egad, I've been looking for you everywhere! 1.5274 0.04099 292 173 84 35
222 What, suddenly you don't like krill? 1.5273 0.03938 311 183 92 36
223 You are the third Beluga this week that mistook me for some guy named Ahab. Call me Shulem. 1.5272 0.04021 294 172 89 33
224 So...you're looking well. 1.5260 0.04102 289 171 84 34
225 This is your nightmare, not mine. I'm just here for the groceries. 1.5256 0.03707 352 208 103 41
226 Aren't I supposed to be stalking you? 1.5255 0.03778 314 180 103 31
227 OK, after this we can go to Starbuck's. 1.5253 0.04267 297 184 70 43
228 You eyeing my other leg? 1.5243 0.04114 309 189 78 42
229 Is it alright if we get the generic brand krill this time? I have a store coupon. 1.5231 0.04035 281 163 89 29
230 I’ve been looking all over for you! 1.5225 0.04103 289 170 83 34
231 Wow, you really do find things just when you stop looking for them. 1.5222 0.03762 316 182 103 31
232 Since when are you tired of sea salt? 1.5221 0.04165 272 160 82 30
233 Dammit! My harpoon's in the car. 1.5217 0.04121 276 162 84 30
234 Ish my aisle! 1.5217 0.04458 276 173 62 41
235 The truth really wouldn't have made much of a story for Melville would it? 1.5217 0.04277 276 167 74 35
236 Oh quit your blubbering, I was here first. 1.5204 0.04330 269 163 72 34
237 I swore I would follow you to the ends of the Earth, did you really think you'd be safe in the snack aisle? 1.5200 0.03712 325 188 105 32
238 I think the plankton are on aisle three. 1.5199 0.03918 327 198 88 41
239 You know, it was more fun when we had a little distance in our relationship. 1.5199 0.04142 277 164 82 31
240 Relax, I'm looking for Harpoon beer. Not everything is about you. 1.5197 0.04007 304 182 86 36
241 Yes, the second ingredient says giant squid. 1.5194 0.04107 283 168 83 32
242 I’ve searched for you round Good Hope, round the Horn, and here you are in the bread aisle.” 1.5190 0.04015 289 170 88 31
243 Yes, they're frozen fish sticks. Stop your blubbering. 1.5182 0.04207 274 164 78 32
244 You were supposed to be a metaphor. 1.5178 0.04250 253 148 79 26
245 For the millionth time, I will not call you Ishmael... Now stop following me. 1.5175 0.04253 286 176 72 38
246 Call me Ishmael or call me cheap, these kelp chips are still overpriced. 1.5166 0.04161 302 187 74 41
247 Let me guess, you want the Cap’n Crunch? 1.5164 0.04034 304 184 83 37
248 Dear god, can't you give me even one moment's peace? 1.5162 0.03969 308 185 87 36
249 Talk about a severe reaction to the second shot! 1.5150 0.04527 266 168 59 39
250 No, my name's Miles, but this is the third time I've been mistaken for Ahab. Is he a friend of yours? 1.5137 0.03955 292 172 90 30
251 Long time no see! Did you get Pfizer or Moderna? 1.5137 0.04270 292 183 68 41
252 Back up, Dick. 1.5133 0.04305 263 159 73 31
253 Yes, I just saw it. Blowhole ointment- aisle 7. 1.5128 0.04376 273 170 66 37
254 Is this your idea of a joke...Captain Crunch? 1.5100 0.04422 251 153 68 30
255 I said isle, not aisle. 1.5100 0.04422 251 153 68 30
256 Were you behind me the whole time? 1.5097 0.04107 259 151 84 24
257 Must thou follow me everywhere even as I seek thee in my thoughts? 1.5090 0.04183 279 170 76 33
258 I think the announcement said, yourmask needs to cover your mouth and your blow hole. 1.5077 0.04342 260 159 70 31
259 I thought you'd be in the fiction aisle. 1.5077 0.04342 260 159 70 31
260 No, you're mistaken—I lost it in a motorcycle accident. 1.5076 0.04226 264 159 76 29
261 Yeah, well now I'm obsessed with these sea salt and vinegar chips. 1.5075 0.04236 266 161 75 30
262 Do I know you from work? 1.5062 0.04220 243 142 78 22
263 Well, these cost an arm and a leg! 1.5058 0.04130 257 151 82 24
264 'Onwards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee!' Oh, Oreos? Aisle 4." 1.5057 0.04380 265 165 66 34
265 With sea salt? 1.5056 0.04067 269 159 84 26
266 They’re only shaped like fish, I promise. 1.5055 0.04156 273 165 78 30
267 No, it's plant-based imitation whale meat. 1.5051 0.03965 297 179 86 32
268 You're going to need a bigger cart. 1.5041 0.04327 244 146 73 25
269 Retirement is okay, but I sure do miss the chase. 1.5041 0.04003 244 138 89 17
270 If you've read Moby Dick then you know this doesn't end well for either of us. 1.5021 0.04656 237 149 57 31
271 Must everything we do turn into a saga? 1.5021 0.04417 243 148 68 27
272 What do you mean, I'm the dick? 1.5020 0.04429 245 150 67 28
273 Hey, don't be a Dick. 1.5020 0.04766 249 163 47 39
274 No, you can’t get a krilled cheese sandwich here. 1.5020 0.04557 249 157 59 33
275 Sorry to bother you, but has anyone ever mentioned you look just like Moby Dick? 1.5020 0.04109 249 145 83 21
276 Call me famished 1.5020 0.04387 251 154 68 29
277 After 170 years you’re not my only obsession anymore. I make bread now. Lots of bread. 1.5019 0.04415 257 160 65 32
278 No, Captain Crunch is the cereal isle. 1.5019 0.04373 263 164 66 33
279 Of all the grocery stores in the all the town in all the world… 1.5018 0.04307 271 169 68 34
280 You really do find what you're looking for where you least expect it. 1.5018 0.04184 279 172 74 33
281 Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run. And I have a coupon. 1.5000 0.04700 258 170 47 41
282 In that moment, Ahab realized, maybe he had been a little obsessed. 1.5000 0.04279 268 166 70 32
283 What are you spouting about now? 1.4981 0.04239 257 156 74 27
284 No I am not actually THAT Ahab. 1.4980 0.04263 249 150 74 25
285 I take it you're here for the Blowout Sales? 1.4979 0.04286 241 144 74 23
286 How’s about some Cap’n Crunch? 1.4979 0.04433 233 141 68 24
287 I’m obsessed with these but they cost an arm and a leg. 1.4978 0.04708 231 146 55 30
288 Sea salt? It’s on aisle 2. 1.4963 0.04078 268 161 81 26
289 No,not the organic. It costs an arm and a leg. 1.4961 0.04281 258 161 66 30
290 Of all the food joints, in all the towns. in all the world . . 1.4961 0.04454 254 160 62 32
291 Vengeance? Aisle five. 1.4959 0.04327 244 148 71 25
292 Now who's chasing whom? 1.4959 0.04273 242 145 74 23
293 Water? Aisle nine. 1.4958 0.04339 240 145 71 24
294 I’m obsessed with Goldfish now 1.4957 0.04662 234 148 56 30
295 Are you responsible for the wet floor in aisle four? 1.4957 0.04258 230 135 76 19
296 I know you like to eat Fish and Ships, but I don't think it's funny! 1.4956 0.04631 228 141 58 27
297 I'm not trying to be difficult. But at some point we have to tell our families. 1.4949 0.04106 297 187 73 37
298 Mask your blowhole and scoot back 1.4941 0.04214 253 153 75 25
299 Yes, blubber boy, they are low cal. 1.4934 0.04646 227 142 58 27
300 I never pegged you as a Whole Foods guy 1.4933 0.04443 223 134 68 21
301 My therapist says these interactions aren’t healthy for either of us. 1.4932 0.04518 221 134 65 22
302 The way yer eyein the ‘Captain Crunch’ is makin me nervous. 1.4919 0.04415 246 153 65 28
303 Can you believe the price of krill these days? 1.4916 0.04406 238 146 67 25
304 But you don't even USE toilet paper! 1.4913 0.04642 230 145 57 28
305 You may not remember me. I’ve been looking for you everywhere. 1.4912 0.04373 228 137 70 21
306 Plain or sea salt? 1.4912 0.04401 226 136 69 21
307 You’ll love it, it’s actually tuna, they just call it Chicken of the Sea. 1.4912 0.04745 226 144 53 29
308 When I said we are forever bound together, I was speaking metaphorically. 1.4910 0.04271 222 130 75 17
309 Sorry for the whole hunting thing, that was a really tough time in my life. 1.4908 0.04251 218 129 72 17
310 Would Cheerios be OK? Looks like they’re out of Cap’n Crunch. 1.4901 0.04214 253 154 74 25
311 Looking for the krill aisle? 1.4893 0.04349 233 141 70 22
312 I have a life outside of YOU, you know. 1.4890 0.04518 227 140 63 24
313 I used to think my nemesis was you, but it's actually trans fat. 1.4887 0.04563 221 136 62 23
314 God, I haven’t seen you since high school! 1.4884 0.04748 215 135 55 25
315 From where I stand, any change in your eating habits would be an improvement. 1.4873 0.04350 236 144 69 23
316 Krill? They are in aisle 13 with frozen foods. 1.4870 0.04475 230 142 64 24
317 Did you really just say "ramming speed?" 1.4866 0.04606 224 140 59 25
318 Why do I have the feeling we’ve met? 1.4860 0.04764 214 135 54 25
319 Telling me to shake a leg is not funny any more. 1.4857 0.04639 210 129 60 21
320 Still? Really? 1.4847 0.04446 229 141 65 23
321 Sea Salt and Vinegar? 1.4844 0.04028 256 153 82 21
322 You look familiar to me too. Bering Sea, 1747? 1.4836 0.04591 213 131 61 21
323 Ah, there you blow. 1.4829 0.04670 205 126 59 20
324 During my years of pursuing you, I expected a more exciting life together. 1.4829 0.04202 263 164 71 28
325 Quick, go to the other line. The crew can't see us together like this. 1.4815 0.04821 216 139 50 27
326 What?? It was just a book. 1.4813 0.04364 241 150 66 25
327 No, I'm Captain Rehab. 1.4813 0.04623 214 133 59 22
328 Yes! For the 100th time ! We'll only get Dolphin safe Tuna. 1.4813 0.04527 214 131 63 20
329 Have we met ? You look familiar . 1.4808 0.04671 208 129 58 21
330 Please, Mr. Dick is my father. Call me Moby. 1.4808 0.04720 208 130 56 22
331 You haven't read the book, have you? 'cause in the book, I'm the one who obsessively follows you. 1.4803 0.04314 229 139 70 20
332 What,haven't you ever seen a fish out of water? 1.4803 0.04857 229 152 44 33
333 I told you we have plankton at home. 1.4793 0.04668 217 137 56 24
334 Have you called Ishmael lately? 1.4791 0.04746 215 137 53 25
335 Actually, the sign says "Whole Foods" 1.4789 0.05180 213 145 34 34
336 That's right, Goldfish. You gotta problem with that? 1.4789 0.04542 213 131 62 20
337 No, no krill flavored. How about sea salt & vinegar? 1.4787 0.04766 211 134 53 24
338 Excuse me, passing on your starboard. 1.4784 0.04528 232 147 59 26
339 Wrong aisle. You need both fins and scales to be in the kosher section. 1.4780 0.04669 205 127 58 20
340 So, now you have to follow ME everywhere? 1.4780 0.04820 205 130 52 23
341 It's this Covid-19 toilet paper thing. Not every obsessive quest is about you. 1.4776 0.04464 245 157 59 29
342 Melville had it all wrong: You’re the one obsessively following ME! 1.4774 0.04716 199 123 57 19
343 Of all the supermarkets in all the towns, you walk into mine. 1.4774 0.04770 199 124 55 20
344 You chasing me now? 1.4773 0.04484 220 136 63 21
345 Hemmingway's lesser known work, The Old Man and the A & P." 1.4769 0.04864 216 141 47 28
346 This only works if I follow you. 1.4764 0.04654 212 133 57 22
347 Still looking for something bite-sized? 1.4764 0.04654 212 133 57 22
348 Oh for Pete's sake, can't you just leave me alone? 1.4762 0.04501 231 146 60 25
349 Gummy Worms or Goldfish? 1.4760 0.04307 208 123 71 14
350 Wait! Wasn't I following You!?! 1.4760 0.04768 208 132 53 23
351 I like this ending better than the original. 1.4752 0.04639 202 127 54 20
352 I see you got the tuna as well. 1.4749 0.04545 219 137 60 22
353 When we get to the sushi bar, hide. 1.4744 0.04606 215 135 58 22
354 During the chase, I thought catching you would be so exciting and adventurous but everything has turned...so domestic. I just don’t know anymore. 1.4735 0.04783 226 149 47 30
355 No, I was born with one leg. Why do you ask? 1.4734 0.04685 207 130 56 21
356 Should we try sea salt this time? 1.4732 0.04471 224 140 62 22
357 I may be monomaniacal, but you’re a dick. 1.4726 0.05137 201 134 39 28
358 The convenience is nice, but I miss the chase. 1.4726 0.04838 201 128 51 22
359 One of us is having a bizarre dream, and I'm hoping it's you. 1.4725 0.04513 218 136 61 21
360 If you keep following me like this people will think you're obsessed. 1.4720 0.04476 214 132 63 19
361 Ishmael left Manhattan last year,but I heard he's thinking of moving back. 1.4718 0.04729 195 121 56 18
362 This costs an arm and a ...... oh, hi... 1.4718 0.04894 195 124 50 21
363 Never been to sea - why do you ask? 1.4717 0.04355 212 128 68 16
364 Could you stay back one fathom? 1.4714 0.04435 210 128 65 17
365 Call Ishmael. See if these are the ones he wanted. 1.4712 0.04815 208 134 50 24
366 Do you think they’re staring at us because we forgot our masks? 1.4709 0.04701 206 130 55 21
367 Do you still like tuna as an appetizer? 1.4706 0.04931 187 118 50 19
368 Do you ever miss the drama in our relationship? 1.4703 0.04589 219 139 57 23
369 Following me again? I thought we agreed that Costco was neutral turf. 1.4703 0.04717 202 126 55 20
370 It says baleen friendly. 1.4703 0.04820 202 129 51 22
371 I mean, I SAY I've read it, but you know how it goes - you make it through the first two chapters, and just sort of pick up the rest from TV and things. 1.4700 0.04534 200 122 62 16
372 Funny, I thought our first encounter would be our last! 1.4697 0.04509 198 120 63 15
373 Alright, alright! We’ll get the goldfish. Must I always grapple with thee? 1.4692 0.04716 211 135 53 23
374 Whale whale whale, look who it is. 1.4692 0.04716 211 135 53 23
375 It's so weird seeing your co-workers in the 'real world' 1.4691 0.04689 194 120 56 17
376 The chase was exciting, but now that we're together, the krill is. gone. 1.4688 0.05058 192 125 44 23
377 Ahab had always heard you find The One when you stop looking, but Tuesday in Aisle 7 was still a surprise 1.4686 0.05068 207 139 39 29
378 So - you’re a cereal killer now? 1.4680 0.04751 203 129 53 21
379 Ironic really, you following me and me with the last bag of squid. 1.4677 0.04680 201 126 56 19
380 If you don't stop complaining I'm going to call you Mopey Dick. 1.4667 0.04838 195 124 51 20
381 How did you feel after your second shot? 1.4667 0.04683 210 134 54 22
382 Cut it out! I'm supposed be stalking YOU! 1.4663 0.04818 193 122 52 19
383 What? Oh tuna is on aisle 9 1.4660 0.04440 206 126 64 16
384 I’ve always wondered, do these taste even remotely like goldfish? 1.4657 0.04577 204 127 59 18
385 The fish and ships are in aisle five. 1.4657 0.04630 204 128 57 19
386 Look who's stalking. 1.4653 0.04818 202 130 50 22
387 According to the script, I'm supposed to be following you. 1.4650 0.04532 200 123 61 16
388 Do not eat the plastic! 1.4650 0.04854 200 128 49 22
389 This is awkward. 1.4646 0.04675 198 124 56 18
390 ‘Well of course people are staring.’ 1.4643 0.04873 196 126 49 21
391 We're gonna need a bigger cart. 1.4641 0.05120 209 143 35 31
392 Karma...You got my leg, I’m getting fish. 1.4639 0.04630 194 120 58 16
393 You want a piece of me? 1.4637 0.05211 179 117 41 21
394 It wasn't enough you sank my damn boat; now you want my fish sticks? 1.4634 0.04766 205 132 51 22
395 The judge said 300ft, Ahab! 1.4632 0.05041 190 124 44 22
396 Go ahead, call me Fish Meal! 1.4629 0.04651 229 151 50 28
397 Shut your blowhole; I only have nine items. 1.4615 0.05027 182 117 46 19
398 Look, this isn't the place for unfinished business. 1.4615 0.05087 182 118 44 20
399 No, I'm Captain Rahab. I have no idea who you're talking about. 1.4615 0.05027 182 117 46 19
400 You have to admit it is quicker then spending all day out at sea. 1.4615 0.05027 182 117 46 19
401 Call me Ishmael again and you can forget that latte at Starbucks! 1.4612 0.04491 206 128 61 17
402 I just don't think about you anymore. Now stay 50 feet from me. 1.4611 0.04872 193 124 49 20
403 I saw that ! Put the Goldfish back. 1.4607 0.04909 191 123 48 20
404 Social distancing for you is six nautical miles” 1.4602 0.05088 176 113 45 18
405 So I see you’ve decided to stop playing hard to get. 1.4593 0.04598 209 133 56 20
406 HELLO! Social distancing and a mask! 1.4593 0.04746 209 136 50 23
407 Well call me Ishmael, look who I've run into. 1.4591 0.04570 220 142 55 23
408 Stop calling me Ishmael and I’ll stop calling you Free-Willy. 1.4588 0.04962 194 127 45 22
409 This week, can we do more salmon and less krill? 1.4588 0.04510 194 119 61 14
410 Take it easy, it's tuna. 1.4565 0.05160 184 122 40 22
411 Revenge? No, that's in the frozen section. 1.4561 0.05325 171 113 38 20
412 The goldfish are mine. 1.4560 0.04643 193 121 56 16
413 'I go by Richard now' 1.4560 0.04701 193 122 54 17
414 There's nothing worse than running into your -ex at the grocery store. 1.4555 0.04617 191 119 57 15
415 Don't get me wrong...I don't hate *all* white whales. 1.4550 0.04651 189 118 56 15
416 These, are my new obsession. 1.4550 0.04771 200 132 46 22
417 OK, OK, I see how it feels to be stalked. 1.4550 0.04745 200 129 51 20
418 You remind me of someone I once knew 1.4545 0.05085 176 114 44 18
419 Krill? Um, you just passed it. aisle 4. 1.4545 0.05040 187 123 43 21
420 I always thought they said I would find him in the “wild sea”, but now I realize they said “aisle 3” 1.4545 0.05085 176 114 44 18
421 Call this fishmeal. 1.4541 0.04473 207 130 60 17
422 My name is not Ishmael. Please stop calling me that. 1.4540 0.05127 174 113 43 18
423 I too have one bad wheel. 1.4537 0.04630 216 141 52 23
424 I told you things would go back to normal after the vaccine 1.4537 0.04583 216 140 54 22
425 Tuna? Aisle six. 1.4536 0.04739 194 124 52 18
426 I'm just not that into you anymore. 1.4535 0.05170 172 112 42 18
427 The fish counter? Over thar. 1.4524 0.05327 168 111 38 19
428 One more time: it's WHOLE Foods. With an O. 1.4520 0.05310 177 119 36 22
429 Now you're just trolling me. 1.4516 0.04613 217 142 52 23
430 They're NOT goldfish." "They're just crackers SHAPED like goldfish. 1.4511 0.04861 184 118 49 17
431 It wasn't personal, you know. 1.4510 0.04675 204 132 52 20
432 I told you, no more Cap’n Crunch. 1.4508 0.04867 193 126 47 20
433 Did you just say, 'Hop to it'? 1.4505 0.05199 182 122 38 22
434 What are the odds? I finally quit searching for you and here you are in the snack aisle! 1.4505 0.05021 182 119 44 19
435 You should like this - it contains sea salt 1.4502 0.04462 211 134 59 18
436 But is it free-range krill? 1.4497 0.04827 189 122 49 18
437 Are you still mad at me? 1.4492 0.04744 187 119 52 16
438 It's not like it's a harpoon--it's just a vaccine. 1.4491 0.05212 167 109 41 17
439 Look! You have to stop stalking me - it was over when I let go the line. 1.4481 0.04939 183 119 46 18
440 After this we'll swing by Starbuck's. 1.4479 0.04940 192 127 44 21
441 I’d get my revenge here and now if this state had an open carry harpoon law 1.4478 0.04724 201 131 50 20
442 I thought it was you earlier, but then I figured it was just a fluke. 1.4477 0.05101 172 111 42 16
443 Are you trying to kill me? Wear a mask! 1.4477 0.05101 172 112 43 17
444 Of all the supermarkets in all the world, you have to show up in mine! 1.4474 0.04383 190 116 63 11
445 I'm busy today, but could I catch you tomorrow? 1.4471 0.05076 170 110 44 16
446 We still need to find which aisle the plankton is on. 1.4469 0.04827 179 114 50 15
447 Do you have any idea how annoying it is to have someone following you? 1.4467 0.04683 197 127 52 18
448 Sorry, no one seems to know what aisle the krill is in. 1.4457 0.04858 184 119 46 17
449 Herman has to stop writing us into these awkward situations 1.4451 0.05136 164 106 43 15
450 It's always weird running into a coworker outside of the office. 1.4450 0.04690 209 138 49 22
451 How should I know if the giant squid is free range? 1.4444 0.04720 198 129 50 19
452 Must you follow me everywhere? 1.4444 0.05121 171 112 42 17
453 Hey, wow, this is the 1st time I've seen you outside of work" 1.4444 0.04571 207 134 54 19
454 I told you, when I wrote the list I meant OLIVE oil 1.4444 0.04954 162 102 48 12
455 Did you see they make a gluten-free krill option now? 1.4439 0.05035 187 125 41 21
456 Paging Ishmael to aisle 6, Ishmael to aisle 6 1.4438 0.05299 169 113 37 19
457 No hard feelings? 1.4438 0.04917 160 100 49 11
458 These krill chips are terrif. 1.4427 0.04593 192 122 55 15
459 Ah yes, I was just going to put back the sushi. 1.4425 0.04989 174 113 45 16
460 Stay back a fathom, please, a fathom! 1.4420 0.04975 181 119 44 18
461 I’m absolutely obsessed with these. 1.4415 0.04721 188 121 51 16
462 Melville’s sequel lacked the drama and mystery of the original 1.4413 0.05077 179 119 41 19
463 I am on a quest for the white tuna. 1.4412 0.04933 170 109 47 14
464 Krill or plankton, your call?" 1.4409 0.04695 186 119 52 15
465 You see all kinds of people in Whalemart 1.4409 0.04756 186 120 50 16
466 Wait... I thought I was supposed to follow you...! 1.4398 0.05159 166 109 41 16
467 So I guess that’s what happens when sea levels rise.. 1.4396 0.04702 182 116 52 14
468 Quit your blubbering. I've got the kind you like. 1.4393 0.04871 173 111 48 14
469 No. I’m his cousin, Toby. 1.4393 0.05140 173 115 40 18
470 Hast thou tasted the Krill Chips? 1.4392 0.04581 189 120 55 14
471 Family Size" is the largest. Let's get two bags 1.4386 0.04769 171 107 51 12
472 Where have you been? 1.4385 0.04614 187 119 54 14
473 Seriously? Don’t we see enough of each other at work? 1.4382 0.04708 178 113 52 13
474 You’ve been following me all day. Let’s call it even. 1.4381 0.04615 194 125 53 16
475 Krill? I think it's on Aisle 8. 1.4381 0.04950 194 131 41 22
476 Ahab? No. My name is Jonah. 1.4378 0.04648 185 118 53 14
477 Captain Ahab snagged the last bag of Chips Ahoy and thus was born Moby's vendetta against him. 1.4378 0.04711 185 119 51 15
478 On the way out, we'll stop at Starbucks. 1.4371 0.05475 167 115 31 21
479 It's true I'm a one-legged man in an archaic outfit, but you are truly a fish out of water. 1.4365 0.04718 181 116 51 14
480 At last, we meet 1.4359 0.04539 195 125 55 15
481 Ahab? 1.4353 0.05136 170 113 40 17
482 This was the moment when Ahab realized he had violated Rule #1: Never leave the house without a harpoon! 1.4348 0.05045 161 104 44 13
483 Oh sure, NOW you're the vegetarian..... 1.4343 0.04476 175 108 58 9
484 Would you recommend this brand of shrimp? 1.4341 0.04633 182 116 53 13
485 Captain Crunch? That's the next aisle over. 1.4340 0.05243 159 105 39 15
486 Now who's the one obsessed? 1.4337 0.04937 166 107 46 13
487 And to think I called the Ancient Mariner crazy when he swore he saw the albatross in Costco. 1.4337 0.05294 166 112 36 18
488 You already took my leg, my ship. Stop following me. 1.4335 0.05070 173 115 41 17
489 No, I'm not the elephant in the room 1.4331 0.05213 157 103 40 14
490 I have a restraining order! 1.4329 0.05053 164 107 43 14
491 No, I dont know where the fish department is. 1.4324 0.04809 148 91 50 7
492 Well, call me Ishmael! They make plankton flavor now. 1.4321 0.05245 162 108 38 16
493 Oh, I'm sorry, am I moving too slow? Kinda your fault dude. 1.4318 0.05070 176 118 40 18
494 yes they are called "fishsticks" but don't worry. They're not really made of fish. 1.4318 0.04739 176 113 50 13
495 I've been searching all over for you! 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
496 Krill? That’s aisle three. 1.4309 0.04967 181 121 42 18
497 We can pick up the coffee at Starbucks. 1.4308 0.04707 195 129 48 18
498 Oh, great. After roaming the ocean for years, this is where I spot you. 1.4308 0.04927 195 133 40 22
499 Stop following me! I told you we're splitting the list. I’m getting the cocktail sauce. You get the shrimp. 1.4302 0.05069 179 121 39 19
500 sea salt and prawn cocktail okay with you? 1.4302 0.04880 179 118 45 16
501 Let’s not make this weird. 1.4302 0.05069 179 121 39 19
502 Excuse me . I'm looking for the Ishm-aisle. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
503 Yo, 6 feet, blubberpuss. 1.4294 0.04853 170 110 47 13
504 Coincidence, Captain Ahab, just a coincidence… 1.4286 0.05311 168 115 34 19
505 Chips Ahoy! 1.4286 0.04863 154 97 48 9
506 It's organic plankton 1.4286 0.04824 175 114 47 14
507 What a fluke,meeting you here! 1.4286 0.05106 168 112 40 16
508 Let’s address the whale in the room 1.4286 0.05361 154 103 36 15
509 You never called me, Ishmael... 1.4286 0.05089 175 118 39 18
510 Call these Delishmael. 1.4279 0.04658 201 134 48 19
511 Whale, whale, whale. We meet again. 1.4278 0.05047 180 122 39 19
512 Relax Ahab, I’ve become a vegan. 1.4276 0.05330 152 101 37 14
513 I thought you already had enough of me. 1.4269 0.05175 171 116 37 18
514 It’s 6 feet apart from the nose, not the tail. 1.4269 0.04901 171 112 45 14
515 Sea salt flavor okay? 1.4269 0.05108 171 115 39 17
516 These go straight to my peg. 1.4267 0.05125 150 97 42 11
517 My leg wasn’t enough, huh? 1.4261 0.05066 176 119 39 18
518 The Call-Me-Ish-Meals are on sale. 1.4259 0.05240 162 109 37 16
519 It figures you'd show up on the one day I left my harpoon at home. 1.4259 0.04659 162 108 38 13
520 Are you still blubbering?! 1.4258 0.05174 155 102 40 13
521 Oh, shit 1.4258 0.05639 155 108 28 19
522 Forget about it. At least I get to use the handicap parking. 1.4255 0.05535 141 94 34 13
523 I told you never to call me Ishmael in public! 1.4250 0.05287 160 108 36 16
524 High in fiber, blowhole friendly. 1.4247 0.05309 146 96 38 12
525 Get some krill on aisle 3 and stop looking at my other leg. 1.4247 0.05484 146 98 34 14
526 No more Captain Crunch! 1.4247 0.05654 146 100 30 16
527 I've been looking for you! 1.4236 0.05081 144 92 43 9
528 Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying...oh, sorry, thought you were someone else. Plankton's on aisle 5. 1.4233 0.04749 189 126 46 17
529 They call me Ishmael. Why do you ask? 1.4233 0.04980 189 130 38 21
530 I would feel safer if you were six feet away and wearing a mask. 1.4226 0.05101 168 113 39 16
531 I’m sorry I ever caught you. You’re eating me out of house and home! 1.4224 0.05334 161 110 34 17
532 You really don't have any boundaries, do you. 1.4224 0.05186 161 108 38 15
533 Can we get a different flavor of chips? I'm getting tired of Sea Salt 1.4220 0.04572 173 110 53 10
534 No...I like the little goldfish ones in the box. 1.4217 0.04852 166 108 46 12
535 The krill is two aisles over next to the 'chicken of the sea'. 1.4201 0.05077 169 114 39 16
536 Ishmael will never believe this! 1.4200 0.05374 150 101 35 14
537 That dolphin safe label? I could tell you stories" 1.4195 0.05103 174 119 37 18
538 You really think you are six fathoms from me? 1.4194 0.05405 155 106 33 16
539 I’ve been hoping to run into you 1.4194 0.05168 155 103 39 13
540 Excuse me, where can I find the human-safe canned shark? 1.4184 0.05435 141 94 35 12
541 It’s kale not krill. 1.4183 0.05214 153 102 38 13
542 I seriously doubt they carry seal. Did you check at the deli counter? 1.4182 0.05163 165 112 37 16
543 Sardines in oil or mustard? 1.4176 0.04983 170 114 41 15
544 I’ve moved on. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
545 I really wish you'd stop sneaking up on me like that. 1.4171 0.04813 175 116 45 14
546 Stop fretting, we’ll get your Cap’n Crunch cereal..and you call me obsessive! 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
547 Do you serve red or white wine with krill? 1.4157 0.04994 166 111 41 14
548 Toilet paper--now that’s elusive. 1.4156 0.05505 154 107 30 17
549 It appears salty snacks are both our nemeses. 1.4151 0.05226 159 108 36 15
550 Get it? I used to follow YOU. Irony. 1.4146 0.04962 164 109 42 13
551 Goldfish crackers. For Queequeg. 1.4145 0.04671 193 130 46 17
552 I shop here too. It's not always about you. 1.4145 0.05151 152 101 39 12
553 Why are you following me, are you after my other leg too? 1.4145 0.05479 152 105 31 16
554 Yes, I WAS able to find everything I was looking for! 1.4140 0.05273 157 107 35 15
555 You are mistaken. I’m Cantor Abrams, not Captain Ahab. 1.4140 0.05273 157 107 35 15
556 It was when Captain Ahab took the last box of cereal that the animosity between the two first began. 1.4140 0.04855 186 127 41 18
557 Call Ishmael. I left the list in the galley. 1.4136 0.04848 162 106 45 11
558 I'm afraid you've confused me with somebody else. I've never owned a harpoon. 1.4133 0.05611 150 105 28 17
559 Fine, we'll get the dolphin safe tuna fish, ya big baby. 1.4133 0.05111 150 99 40 11
560 Spicy krill or regular? 1.4133 0.04652 150 94 50 6
561 You look like you've just seen a ghost. 1.4130 0.05793 138 96 27 15
562 i’m thinking about the shrimp. how about you? 1.4126 0.05188 143 94 39 10
563 I guess things have gotten pretty dull for both of us since the world switched to petroleum 1.4125 0.05123 160 108 38 14
564 No, I haven't thought about you at all - why do you ask? 1.4122 0.05905 148 107 21 20
565 It's bad enough that you took my leg. Now you're food shaming me. 1.4114 0.04762 158 102 47 9
566 I’m, like, OBSESSED with these. 1.4114 0.04929 158 104 43 11
567 Wow. Thought we were both extinct. 1.4113 0.05139 141 92 40 9
568 Moby, is that you?? 1.4111 0.04843 180 122 42 16
569 ...”Cost an arm and a leg”? Yet another insensitive idiom choice, you monster. 1.4110 0.04979 163 109 41 13
570 I have an unused coupon for ...I can’t believe it’s not blubber. 1.4110 0.05202 163 112 35 16
571 I’ve been thinking: how about I buy the groceries from now on, and you pick up the water bill? 1.4106 0.05338 151 103 34 14
572 Will you stop following me? 1.4106 0.05170 151 101 38 12
573 It's the same as the named brand krill. 1.4106 0.05420 151 104 32 15
574 You don’t need to start every grocery list with Call me Ishmael. 1.4104 0.04845 173 116 43 14
575 Oh, hi, Ishmael. Wow, I had the weirdest dream last night! 1.4101 0.05009 178 123 37 18
576 You thought 2020 was weird 1.4097 0.05611 144 100 29 15
577 Could you please put your mask on? 1.4096 0.05203 166 115 34 17
578 It’s hard to believe that we were once protagonists in The Great American Novel. 1.4094 0.05130 149 99 39 11
579 You wouldn't believe how long I've been hunting for these. 1.4094 0.04950 149 97 43 9
580 Can you believe they named that coffee business after Starbuck? 1.4094 0.05023 171 117 38 16
581 I didn’t expect to find you in the kosher aisle. 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
582 Dost thee know this line is ten items or less? 1.4088 0.05632 137 94 30 13
583 Blubbering won't get you any treats. 1.4083 0.04852 169 113 43 13
584 You could use a little plankton in your diet. 1.4083 0.04852 169 113 43 13
585 So you're the other white meat. 1.4079 0.05143 152 102 38 12
586 Wait a minute! Have you been behind me the whole time? 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
587 You want the solid albacore or chunk lite? 1.4076 0.05266 157 108 34 15
588 We've been over this, the tuna is for the cat. 1.4076 0.04946 157 104 42 11
589 Oarsmen! Harpooners! Make haste to the Aisle of Three! 1.4076 0.05028 157 105 40 12
590 Now YOU’re following me 1.4072 0.04741 167 110 46 11
591 This costs an arm. 1.4062 0.06119 128 91 22 15
592 Frozen shrimp? You're the master of the world’s oceans....and you choose frozen shrimp? 1.4058 0.05208 138 91 38 9
593 What will they notice first? The fact that I’m a whale shopping or that I’m not wearing a mask? 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
594 You had your chance. You played hard-to-get. It's over. 1.4054 0.05410 148 102 32 14
595 They're out of the krill chips you like. Are Doritos OK instead? 1.4054 0.05324 148 101 34 13
596 I got a text from your friend that just said, "Call me, Ishmael." Do you know what that's about? 1.4054 0.05577 148 104 28 16
597 Oh! So now you're a vegan. 1.4049 0.05195 163 113 34 16
598 Ocean Spray is in the next isle. 1.4049 0.04895 163 109 42 12
599 I thought we settled this a long time ago. 1.4044 0.04937 136 85 42 6
600 I would love some human tonight, but I just read in the paper that they're unsustainable and riddled with plastics 1.4041 0.05196 146 98 37 11
601 Moby, they are out of krill-flavored, so ranch or barbeque? 1.4037 0.05166 161 111 35 15
602 Six feet, buddy! Don't be such a dick! 1.4036 0.04981 166 113 39 14
603 Think I'm going overboard? 1.4032 0.05941 124 86 26 12
604 Water under the bridge. Shrimp crisps? 1.4032 0.05600 124 83 32 9
605 Aye, 'tis a small world. 1.4029 0.05376 139 94 34 11
606 OK, let’s not make a scene in here but I have been looking for you ! 1.4029 0.05376 139 94 34 11
607 Sorry about the kerfuffle in the parking lot with the harpoon. 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
608 Now who's a stalker? 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
609 No, the 'whale of a deal' day is on Wednesdays. 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
610 Listen here, Moby, this isn't how the story goes. 1.4026 0.05491 154 109 28 17
611 If you weren't such A Dick, I'd let you pass. 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
612 Well, call me fish meal! 1.4024 0.05241 164 115 32 17
613 Sorry Pal, they are fresh out of plankton. 1.4024 0.05097 164 113 36 15
614 Harpoon repellent is in aisle 5. 1.4014 0.05480 142 98 31 13
615 Can you believe what Ishmael has been saying about us? 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
616 Did you get the little spears for the appetizers? 1.4012 0.05101 167 116 35 16
617 So do you wear the mask over your blowhole or what? 1.4000 0.05029 145 96 40 9
618 Yeah, but you don't have to be a dick about it! 1.4000 0.05551 160 116 24 20
619 You’re giving me diet advice? 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
620 I told you to re-read the book! I'm supposed to be going after you 1.4000 0.04721 155 101 45 8
621 I don’t care if Santiago took his marlin to the all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet. 1.4000 0.05448 125 83 34 8
622 « We’re gonna need a bigger cart. » 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
623 Have you tried the pretzel-flavored Goldfish? 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
624 And you have the nerve to say that I'm the one who's obsessed! 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
625 Isn’t it odd that we both ended up picking a place with no Starbucks? 1.3986 0.05402 148 103 31 14
626 Look, I'm just not obsessed with you any more. 1.3986 0.04958 148 98 41 9
627 Whale, whale, whale... look who's here! 1.3986 0.05448 143 99 31 13
628 Seriously? I spent the whole dang whaling season searching for you 1.3986 0.05398 138 94 33 11
629 I really wasn’t expecting to find you here. 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
630 Yes, they're Cape Cod chips. Is that alright with you? 1.3974 0.05119 156 107 36 13
631 Look, not everything has to be certified dolphin safe. 1.3974 0.05432 156 111 28 17
632 What a fluke, running into you here!" 1.3971 0.05648 136 95 28 13
633 The enduring relationship of Ahab and Moby was a testament to the value of sensitive couples counselling 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
634 Do I know you....you look familiar? 1.3968 0.05414 126 84 34 8
635 What are you making for the Greenpeace picnic? 1.3968 0.05174 126 82 38 6
636 Of course there are no hard feelings. It was an accident. 1.3966 0.04740 174 118 43 13
637 You would not believe how obsessed I am with these chips. 1.3963 0.04825 164 118 30 16
638 Have you tried chicken? It's the fish of the land. 1.3962 0.05355 159 113 29 17
639 Are you looking for the Kosher Plankton? 1.3962 0.05429 159 114 27 18
640 So, Dick, now YOU'RE stalking ME. 1.3960 0.05287 149 102 33 13
641 No hard feelings, I hope. I’m vegan now. 1.3955 0.05506 134 92 31 11
642 My new obsession is breadmaking. 1.3955 0.05192 134 89 37 8
643 Am I going to have to get a restraining order? 1.3955 0.05082 134 88 39 7
644 If I pay, will you spit my leg out? 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
645 Isn’t it liberating to be seen as more than just a metaphor? 1.3949 0.04930 157 106 40 11
646 Aye, so this is what happens when a careless editor confuses ‘isles’ and ‘aisles’. 1.3946 0.05423 147 103 30 14
647 Small world, isn't it? 1.3944 0.05285 142 97 34 11
648 It’s a little late for “sorry.” 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
649 Do we have enough tartar sauce at home? 1.3941 0.04886 170 117 39 14
650 Say, I know you. I never forget a face. Just give me a minute. 1.3939 0.05867 132 94 24 14
651 I told you... there is no ingredient called Deep Sea Salt. 1.3939 0.05351 132 89 34 9
652 Do you know what it feels like to be followed all over the place? 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
653 Whale” sounds so derogatory. I would prefer Ocean American. 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
654 Emotional support animal doesn't necessarily specify what kind of emotion. 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
655 Go ahead, I'll follow you. 1.3929 0.05525 140 98 29 13
656 Don't be a Dick. Stop stalking me. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 28 12
657 I knew your father and he had terrible taste. 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
658 Well this takes a bit of the drama out of it. 1.3923 0.05405 130 88 33 9
659 Out of the water you look like a marshmallow 1.3920 0.05781 125 86 27 11
660 I won't have any of your blubber. 1.3919 0.05131 148 101 36 11
661 You won't know if it really tastes like squid unless you try it... 1.3919 0.05220 148 102 34 12
662 Did you remember to bring that coupon for canned tuna? 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
663 You look like someone who would know! Would you recommend these fish flakes for my gold fish? 1.3916 0.05529 143 101 28 14
664 A whale and a rabbi walked into a grocery store.... 1.3916 0.05439 143 100 30 13
665 The sweet 'n' sour? Or salt 'n' krill? 1.3913 0.05084 138 97 30 11
666 This cannot be a coincidence. 1.3913 0.05619 115 77 31 7
667 Stop worrying. They only put tuna in those little cans. 1.3910 0.05211 133 89 36 8
668 About 90% of our whale songs are actually about chocolate 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
669 If we don't hurry up, we'll be late to couples counseling. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
670 For heavens sake, get over it. 1.3899 0.05272 159 113 30 16
671 No, Ishmael is my cousin... 1.3899 0.04961 159 109 38 12
672 All these years and not ONCE have you said you were sorry. 1.3898 0.05387 118 78 34 6
673 I’m sorry but you look just like someone I’ve made it my life’s mission to hunt down and kill. 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
674 Excuse me but I believe we know each other. 1.3893 0.05191 149 103 34 12
675 Shouldn't I be after you? 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
676 The krill? That’d be aisle 5. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
677 You're Amish, right? People stare at me all the time too. 1.3885 0.05732 139 100 24 15
678 It's one thing to follow me everywhere, but do you have to yell 'Thar she blows' on every aisle" 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
679 If you're looking for beer, I hear that Harpoon is a very nice one. 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
680 Look, stop following me around, OK! What’s past is past. These days I only use virgin olive oil. 1.3881 0.05180 134 90 36 8
681 I accept your apology. Now go home. 1.3881 0.05495 134 93 30 11
682 I'll be the first to admit, I went a bit overboard on all the vengeance stuff. But to tell the truth, it’s been a win-win for both of us, don’t you think? 1.3881 0.05392 134 92 32 10
683 I'll call you whatever I please. 1.3876 0.05645 129 90 28 11
684 Of all the supermarkets, in all the towns, in all the world, you walk into mine. 1.3876 0.05856 129 92 24 13
685 You can't drop 8,000 lbs. and get a beach body with a cart full of shrimp chips! 1.3876 0.05314 129 87 34 8
686 Who’s the dick now? 1.3875 0.05169 160 113 32 15
687 I've been looking for you everywhere 1.3871 0.05368 155 111 28 16
688 Call me fish meal? 1.3867 0.05333 150 106 30 14
689 Seriously? The second I retire? 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
690 I guess it really is always in the last place you would look. 1.3866 0.05483 119 80 32 7
691 Starbuck?... look in the coffee aisle. 1.3862 0.05377 145 102 30 13
692 No Dick you are not "the one that got away". It was a Catch and release program. 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
693 ...Queequeg still runs that Tiki Bar in Brooklyn, Ishmael's doing the whole Los Angeles thing... 1.3860 0.05912 114 78 26 9
694 Just when I've stopped obsessing about you, I bump into you in the supermarket. 1.3857 0.05227 140 96 34 10
695 It would be really awkward if we ran into anybody we know. 1.3852 0.05755 122 85 27 10
696 You took my leg, let me have Doritos. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
697 I'm not trying to pick a fight, I'm just saying it's expensive. You know I wasn't the one who dragged us to San Francisco. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
698 Why so blue? 1.3852 0.05853 135 98 22 15
699 It's Ahab, not Aha! 1.3851 0.04831 161 110 40 11
700 Mobey, don’t be a dick 1.3846 0.05492 156 114 24 18
701 Moby, you Dick! 1.3846 0.06172 117 84 21 12
702 If you're looking for leg of man, it's in aisle 4. 1.3846 0.05393 130 93 24 11
703 First my leg, now my store card? 1.3841 0.04960 151 103 38 10
704 That's all it took? A frozen krill run to Whole Foods? 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
705 No, no, you misheard. I want a peaPOD. Not Pequod. 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
706 Don't think this changes anything. Once we check out I will be hunting you again. 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
707 They're not for you. They're for Ishmael. 1.3836 0.05167 146 101 34 11
708 Look, Moby, shopping together is part of our conflict resolution agreement, so 'get on board'! See what I did there? 1.3835 0.05517 133 93 29 11
709 I'm making calamari tonight. Want to come over? 1.3831 0.04805 154 104 41 9
710 Can we not talk about work? 1.3830 0.04998 141 95 38 8
711 Shake a leg,buddy. You are slowing me down! 1.3830 0.05197 141 97 34 10
712 Hey! No hard feelings? 1.3828 0.05448 128 88 31 9
713 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
714 Quit your blubbering, it's 'dolphin safe' canned tuna. 1.3828 0.05217 128 86 35 7
715 Are these krill flavored any good? 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
716 After years of being mocked for his cetascopaphobia (fear of being watched by a whale), Gary felt strangely vindicated. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
717 You still mad about THAT? 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
718 This is what I get for shopping at Whale Foods. 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
719 You have to try these chips, I am OBSESSED 1.3819 0.05215 144 100 33 11
720 No. I'm sure you would be safe going into a Starbucks. 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
721 Do you want to get some Starbucks when we’re done shopping? 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
722 Yes, it's called Pirate's Booty but anybody can eat it. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
723 We need to talk about your obsession with Captain Crunch 1.3817 0.05679 131 93 26 12
724 Have you had these yet? I am obsessed with them. 1.3813 0.05246 139 96 33 10
725 Nantucket prices are an arm and a leg now! 1.3810 0.06053 126 92 20 14
726 How did I miss looking for you HERE? 1.3810 0.05730 126 89 26 11
727 I don't share your taste for Cap'n Crunch. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
728 Read any good books lately? 1.3806 0.05275 134 92 33 9
729 No, I don't need a plastic bag, where I come from we have millions 1.3806 0.05275 134 92 33 9
730 I know I was obsessed with you but now I'm obsessed with these new flaming hot Doritos. 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
731 Ahab? No, Amish. 1.3798 0.05739 129 92 25 12
732 Whale, Whale, Whale, what Ahab we here.... 1.3796 0.05495 137 97 28 12
733 It says here it’s a metaphor. 1.3796 0.05495 137 97 28 12
734 In your opinion, should I fry or just swallow these whole? 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
735 It’s only salmon OK? Relax ! 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
736 My psychiatrist said I would be seeing you. 1.3790 0.05562 124 84 29 9
737 I’m so glad we saw that relationship counselor. 1.3788 0.05327 132 91 32 9
738 Who doesn’t love Pirate’s Booty? 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
739 Honestly... I’m only chasing ketchup and toilet paper now. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
740 I guess there aren’t plenty of fish in the sea 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
741 How does it feel to be following me? 1.3782 0.05336 119 80 33 6
742 Listen, we’re proof that you CAN eat just one. 1.3780 0.05801 127 91 24 12
743 So that's what they meant by a Whale Of A Sale! 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
744 No junk food Moby. You just ate my leg this morning. 1.3769 0.05380 130 90 31 9
745 I could argue that physical distance for you should also be six feet, but I wouldn't have a leg to stand on. 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
746 No, I don't know where the sardines are, and if I did I wouldn't tell you. 1.3766 0.05457 154 113 24 17
747 Is thus the right kind of krill? 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
748 Let's get the kind with sea salt. 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
749 Go away. I'm no longer obsessed with you. 1.3759 0.05294 133 92 32 9
750 Yeah, I'm taking the last bag, so what? You want another piece of me?! 1.3759 0.04884 141 95 39 7
751 Plankton? Aisle four. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
752 Yikes! ‘Ishmael’s Fishmeal’ costs an arm and leg. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
753 Not as exciting as our younger days, is it? 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
754 I told you, they’re out of Captain Crunch. 1.3750 0.04696 152 110 30 12
755 Aye, the krill thou seekest are in aisle 3 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
756 I'm obsessed? You're the one with a cartload of these krill chips. 1.3750 0.05764 128 92 24 12
757 I already told you, Starbuck's getting the coffee. 1.3750 0.05764 128 92 24 12
758 Enougn with the Goldfish! I'm buying Cape Cod potato chips! 1.3741 0.05133 139 96 34 9
759 Well, if it isn't Captain Rehab! 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
760 No, I do not want to forgive and forget, okay? 1.3739 0.06232 115 84 19 12
761 Do you think anyone can tell we're mystery shoppers? 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
762 Find what you're looking for? 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
763 Finally, the Quaker Instant Krill has hit shelves. 1.3730 0.05716 126 90 25 11
764 You're just being paranoid if you think some writer is watching everything you do. 1.3730 0.05131 126 85 35 6
765 I have really got to remember to disable my phone's location services. 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
766 Don't tell me to shake a leg! 1.3729 0.05489 118 81 30 7
767 Don't be such a Dick 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
768 Eight bucks for krill! You can get all you want behind the Pequod. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
769 But sperm oil is a natural antioxidant! 1.3723 0.05384 137 97 29 11
770 I hear the krill here is very good...and I think you’ll find it in aisle 5.” 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
771 No! The chips are fine.. I said YOU’RE too salty. 1.3721 0.05726 129 93 24 12
772 The krill is gone! 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
773 I don't remember this chapter. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
774 So Now you’re counting calories! 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
775 You have to stop Moby, I told you it's over. 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
776 No need for awkwardness, Moby. It’s really more of a ‘mild’ vindictiveness these days 1.3706 0.04930 143 98 37 8
777 It's nice to meet you too. Call me Ishmael. 1.3701 0.05454 127 89 29 9
778 Tell me, is this ACTUALLY chicken of the sea? 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
779 I hope we don’t make this Ahab it 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
780 OK, you found me. Now you go hide, and I'll look for you. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
781 Organic krill? Aisle two. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
782 Groceries shouldn't cost an arm and a leg, you know? 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
783 Frozen captain's legs are in aisle 6. 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
784 I just can't get used to calling Ishmael they. 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
785 Turns out there weren’t as many fish in the sea as those dating apps kept insisting 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
786 Do you like calamari? 1.3696 0.04833 138 93 39 6
787 I've been hunting you forever but I never thought to look in the seafood aisle! 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
788 They're out of the sriracha flavored krill. Do you want the teriyaki instead? 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
789 I can't believe you dragged me here. 1.3692 0.05895 130 96 20 14
790 I'm not on your grocery list, right? 1.3692 0.05583 130 93 26 11
791 I guess when Melville tied our fates together for eternity he wasn’t kidding. 1.3689 0.05232 122 83 33 6
792 It's on sale, Call me Thrifty 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
793 That's right, times have changed. It's no longer the "elephant in the room" 1.3688 0.05551 141 103 24 14
794 Sorry about your dad. 1.3687 0.04986 160 114 33 13
795 Really? After all that? 1.3684 0.04946 133 90 37 6
796 No, I don't know if the "legs" are fresh today! 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
797 Will you never desist from your monomaniacal pursuit of me? 1.3680 0.05271 125 86 32 7
798 Looks like they're out of the "Flamin' Hot" krill. How about "Cajun Spice" ? 1.3678 0.04628 174 122 40 12
799 Sure, we can stop at Starbuck’s on the way home. 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
800 No, of course I remember you. How funny running into each other here. 1.3675 0.05707 117 85 22 10
801 Jonah and the Whale still keep in touch 1.3675 0.04946 117 77 37 3
802 You're not going to believe what they consider fresh seafood. 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
803 It is a shame these don't have a krill flavored version. 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
804 Look, I said I was sorry. 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
805 No way anyone buying that much krill belongs in the express lane. 1.3669 0.05512 139 101 25 13
806 I'd tell you to get lost, but I don't have a leg to stand on. 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
807 How do I convince them that you are not just a figment of my imagination. 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
808 Well, thar you blow! 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
809 If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were tailing me 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
810 Of all the fish markets in the world, you had to swim into mine?! 1.3661 0.06082 112 81 21 10
811 Moby, I see you’re working from home as well 1.3659 0.05197 123 84 33 6
812 Restraining order says twenty fathoms, big guy! 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
813 It doesn't matter if it's all kelp. Each bag counts as an item. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
814 ‘You gotta stop sneaking up on me like this.’ 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
815 Is this the one Ishmael likes? 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
816 Listen, I REALLY appreciate all the positive changes you've made... But I just think it's best if we both move on. 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
817 Oh, so NOW you show up. 1.3651 0.05238 126 87 32 7
818 I promise you won’t be able to tell it’s not me you are eating. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
819 Haven't I told you that we would meet again 1.3644 0.05978 118 86 21 11
820 Ya wanna grab some lunch? There’s a great Sushi place across the street. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
821 Excuse me but I believe we’ve met before. 1.3643 0.04914 129 87 37 5
822 Of course I want revenge. You got me pegged. 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
823 I suppose you have a tale for me. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
824 Voice on P.A. System: Clean up messy denouement of “great American novel” in aisle 35. 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
825 Mr. Dick, I presume 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
826 You're telling me you've never tried Cape Cod chips before? 1.3630 0.04888 135 92 37 6
827 Of all the stores in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine on my ONE day off? 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
828 Didn't I just see you at Starbucks? 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
829 They’re out of whale kibble. Would frozen krill bars do? 1.3629 0.05164 124 85 33 6
830 I have to call Ishmael. 1.3629 0.05164 124 85 33 6
831 Who did you peg me for? Captain Ahab? 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
832 If we get separated.... Er umm, just stand there 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
833 You can go ahead, for the life of me I can’t remember what I am looking for. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
834 I’m going to Starbuck’s after this. 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
835 I need a price check. Call me Ishmael. 1.3623 0.04707 138 93 40 5
836 Nice catching up with you old chum. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
837 So sorry, didn't mean to ram into you. 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
838 Pardon Me, but where did you find that Krill and Plankton seafood platter? 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
839 ...and that's how I lost my leg- wait you look familiar 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
840 You must be mistaking me for Ishmael. 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
841 Sorry to disappoint you, I don't think these come in krill. 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
842 Hast seen the white wh ... oh it's you. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
843 Well, yes, I do miss the old crew. 1.3613 0.05165 119 81 33 5
844 I believe we have both been miscast. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
845 Destiny? 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
846 Wish you could have been a vegan the first time we met up. 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
847 Look, sometimes a captain just needs some time to himself, okay? 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
848 Stop calling me Ishmael! White humans DON’T all look alike! 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
849 Whale, whale, fancy meeting you here. 1.3600 0.05495 125 89 27 9
850 Remember me? 1.3600 0.05599 100 67 28 3
851 Legs are on aisle 9. 1.3600 0.04756 150 104 38 8
852 You can keep my leg, but stay away from my paper towels! 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
853 I don’t mean to stare, I’ve just never seen an Abe Lincoln impersonator at this grocery store before. 1.3600 0.05375 150 111 24 15
854 Stalking you?? Uhhh no, no, not at all... I was uhh... just uhh... in the neighborhood... 1.3600 0.05495 125 89 27 9
855 Hey, we're not at work. Just call me Ahab. 1.3596 0.06246 114 85 17 12
856 Just when I was starting to move on with my life... 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
857 I grabbed the last bag of shrimp-flavored chips. Did you want it? 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
858 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
859 It’s vegan, but it tastes like leg. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
860 Shouldn't you be in the seafood section. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
861 Found it. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
862 Chips ahoy for you Matey? 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
863 You know ... I knew your father. 1.3582 0.04901 134 92 36 6
864 I assure you are mistaken,for my name is Captain ACAB. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
865 Will this take your mind off my other leg? 1.3578 0.05759 109 76 25 7
866 It just lacks the same allegorical power if you obsess over me. 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
867 One leg wasn’t enough? 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
868 Why yes, these are fish flavored potato chips. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
869 Are you sure? The Kelp flavor costs an arm and a leg. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
870 I’ve got the chips. You go get the fish. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
871 You stay close now; I won't go looking all over for you again. 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
872 Well, well, well... look who it is. 1.3565 0.05686 115 82 25 8
873 I'm getting these for you. They're krill flavored! 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
874 If I knew you liked Cheetos we could have resolved this a lot earlier! 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
875 Barbeque krill or Spicy Ranch? 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
876 So, no hard feelings then? 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
877 Captain, Why are you buying so much tartar sauce? 1.3554 0.06195 121 92 15 14
878 It’s Captain Crunch cereal, you’ll love it! 1.3554 0.05487 121 85 27 8
879 Look, I’m sure it was delicious, but for the last time, they don’t sell human legs! 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
880 Let's not have an awkward silence every time our paths cross 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
881 Look,smelt flavored! 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
882 Wouldn't you know it? I got one with a bad wheel. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
883 No, you cannot cross me off your list. You have to read the book. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
884 OK, you've caught me; chips, my other obsession. Happy, now? 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
885 Quit your blubbering. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
886 What's a food that says,"Sorry for the all that drama at sea, Moby and I are cool now?" 1.3540 0.05540 113 82 23 8
887 You want fish or chips? 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
888 No. I said I've spent my whole life searching for the Great White SALE... 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
889 Does the crew still eat gluten? 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
890 Excuse me social distancing is 6 feet whether you have them or not. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
891 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Pequod? 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
892 Slowly, long term COVID-19 vaccination side effects begin to surface in aisle 4 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
893 If you try their seafood, you'll get hooked. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
894 Hey, Moby, these chips will go well with your fish and won't cost me an arm or a leg. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
895 Tough luck, big fella. This is the last bag of squid-flavored chips. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
896 Have you been behind me the whole time? 1.3520 0.04985 125 86 34 5
897 My name is NOT Ahab and stop following me. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
898 I carved it out of hickory, if you must know. Just please -- don't call me Ishmael. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
899 Not for fish and chips. Honest. 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
900 Tell me you've been living in Martha's Vineyard this whole time. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
901 So..... no mask for you? 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
902 How do YOU like being chased? 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
903 I got the calamari chips. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
904 Can you watch my cart while I run and get a harpoon? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
905 That's funny. Now I get it. You're on a sea captains diet. You see captains and you eat them. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
906 Call me Ishmael at home, not in the market. 1.3509 0.06102 114 85 18 11
907 Six feet back, buster 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
908 Today I’m hunting bargains. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
909 Edamame is just like krill. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
910 Plankton? I think it's in Aisle 5 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
911 Pay attention because next time you are on your own 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
912 Attention shoppers, all harpoons are buy one, get one today only. 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
913 Why don't you shop "on line" 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
914 Have you tried these? They're my new obsession. 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
915 Baby Baluga stuck in aisle 3 . . . 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
916 Dinner is not on me this time." 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
917 Krill. Have you tried the freezer section? 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
918 Ahab!! Is that you after all these years? 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
919 Forget about getting the Cap’n Crunch. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
920 you are relentless! 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
921 The prawn chips are on sale. You know they taste almost as good as the krill. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
922 Did you just bump me? 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
923 Look at the leg one more time and I'm making beached whale jokes 1.3482 0.06305 112 85 15 12
924 Oh, there you are I’ve been looking for you all over the place! 1.3475 0.05694 118 86 23 9
925 You should know where the tuna is 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
926 Have you tried the Keto diet? Your intestines were such a mess when I was in there. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
927 It's best served cold. 1.3468 0.05844 124 93 19 12
928 And ... I suppose there's a "Starbucks" in this store too? 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
929 Some days you're looking for your white whale, and other days you're just looking for a good deal on crackers. 1.3462 0.05920 104 74 21 7
930 Look, I know things ended badly but I moved on years ago 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
931 No. I’m his brother, Moby Dave 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
932 Really? Fish, again? 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
933 Where is the krill aisle? 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
934 You can’t say you weren’t expecting me.... 1.3451 0.04693 142 99 37 6
935 I don't want any trouble—I'm just looking for the Goldfish. 1.3448 0.05490 116 84 18 10
936 Stop bumping me. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
937 Swelled head from being proud that you have two of your own legs to stand on? 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
938 I can't walk faster. You bit off my leg! 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
939 Excuse me,but do you know if the Plankton is on this aisle? 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
940 He's not with me anymore. Went into the coffee business. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
941 You know they're running a special on Krill oil in aisle 12. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
942 Do you smell something fishy? You know, besides yourself? 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
943 Don't go anywhere, okay? I left my har-, um, something in the car. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
944 Legs and thighs are on aisle 13. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
945 Are we out of Goldfish? 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
946 I'm obsessed with these. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
947 Sea salt? 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
948 That’s not 6 feet 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
949 Let's not make it weird... 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
950 The krill is on sale this week! 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
951 Avast! Across the seven seas to aisle seven I'll hunt ye... 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
952 That's the end of my list. Didn't you want to go to the seafood case? 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
953 Keep shopping! We can't have you getting "hangry" again. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
954 Krill is in aisle six. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
955 You are looking a bit beluga. You may want to try these probiotic prunes. 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
956 Krill are two aisles over 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
957 I thought it was towards thee I roll, not the other way around. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
958 Oh, lighten up! I happen to like Harpoon Ale. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
959 How about a box of Goldfish? 1.3423 0.06334 111 85 14 12
960 Don't look so concerned. These are made with vegetable oil. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
961 Another bag of Nantucket krill? 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
962 I see you everywhere. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
963 Call Ishmael and ask which chips he wanted. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
964 You Ok with sea salt? 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
965 Look at you, Ahab! You’re in a supermarket, for God’s sake. Your peg leg is splintering, you’re buying fish in a can! You don’t even enjoy your hobbies anymore. I’m sorry, lord knows I have tried, but I can’t live like this. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
966 Did you have to take all the anchovies? 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
967 Captain Ahab, taken by surprise at Trader Joe's, realizes Moby Dick is not there to buy fresh fish. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
968 No, I don't think so. I have never been on a boat. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
969 Tuna’s one aisle over. Don’t know about krill. Or anyone named Ahab. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
970 Seafood is in aisle 6. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
971 I found a plant-based metaphor. 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
972 By God I searched for thee for three years. From the steamy straits of Malaysia to the Norweigian maelström I sought thee, and here I find thee, in Aisle 3 of thy Nantucket Walmart. I curse thee. 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
973 They're out of krill chips. How do you feel about sour cream and onion? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
974 I always buy the large size, I have a hollow leg. 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
975 I have a ‘Buy 1 Million Krill–Get 1 Million Krill Free’ coupon. 1.3394 0.06004 109 80 18 9
976 I thought 'Moby Dick' was a venereal disease!" Submitted by Priscilla Ridall, Bradenton, Florid 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
977 It says right here: “now blubber free!” 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
978 I’ve moved on to Swedish Fish. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
979 Put your mask on 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
980 Well,at least it’s not Baby Shark! 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
981 Do you know when are we going back to the office? 1.3388 0.04917 121 84 33 4
982 I'm not sure FoodMart carries krill. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
983 I should’ve known we’d run into each other at the grocery store. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
984 Just what has changed since the last time I begged you to keep your distance? 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
985 Now who’s the antagonist? 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
986 No, I don't think Herman Melville shops here. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
987 persistent little bastard aren't you ? 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
988 Oh hey, I've been hoping to run into you. 1.3382 0.04808 136 96 34 6
989 Canned fish? Aisle five. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
990 Oh! Are you here for the Great White sale too? 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 24 12
991 OK Moby. You follow me on my day off and they say I’m the obsessive one. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
992 There must have been a typo in my online search. I definitely didn't mean Whale Foods Market.” 1.3367 0.06638 98 75 13 10
993 Good news...Double coupons on Catch of the day... 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
994 Salted cod. Thirty bags. Planning a long trip. 1.3366 0.05677 101 71 24 5
995 I’ve been looking everywhere for this. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
996 Always in the last place you look. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
997 Relax, I only took one bag of the dehydrated plankton. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
998 well I'll be darned...if it isn't Moby Dick. I've been looking everywhere for you. 1.3365 0.06639 104 81 11 12
999 Aye, I have searched the seven seas for ye, but not Aisle Seven. 1.3365 0.05895 104 75 21 7
1000 It's easier to buy it than catch it yourself. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1001 Rather than revenge, an enlightened Ahab teaches the benefits of vegetarianism to his biggest foe. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1002 Well my leg wasn’t certified organic either. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1003 Are you following me or is this just an unlucky fluke? 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
1004 My curiosity starts with how in the heck did you get through the front door. 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
1005 Krill? Check out the fish counter. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1006 Let's just let bygones be bygones. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1007 How about chicken legs instead? 1.3363 0.06108 113 86 16 11
1008 Remember; we're looking for sales not seals. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1009 No, you can't have my other leg. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
1010 I wish it hadn't taken you so long to give up meat. 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
1011 Haven't you had enough of me? 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1012 6 fins apart please 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1013 Call me hungry. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1014 Hey! Six feet, dude! 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1015 I can never remember... salt-free is Ok or not? 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1016 Do you know where they keep the Cap'n Crunch? 1.3358 0.05499 134 101 21 12
1017 Have you been there the whole time? 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1018 Why am I feeding you when you’ve already had my left leg? 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1019 You go ahead. I always follow you. 1.3333 0.05405 111 82 22 7
1020 All literary references aside, how exactly did you get here? 1.3333 0.05688 105 75 23 6
1021 Calamari? Aye Matey…That's in Aisle Six. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 6
1022 I thought I lost you. 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1023 You'll be pleased to know there's a special on leg of man at the meat counter. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
1024 Are you related to Charlie the Tuna? He shops in here as well. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1025 Arrr, remember to stay back five feet, ye pasty hellfish. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
1026 So much for feeling safe at the grocery store again. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1027 From aisle three I grapple with thee, for hate's sake I take the last Sea Salt Kettle Chips before thee... 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
1028 Excuse me, but didn’t we use to work together? 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1029 Of course I still care about you. I just don't think we're good for each other. 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
1030 You ever try this with your krill? 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1031 If I'm not mistaken, all krill are organic krill. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1032 I can’t go any faster! Gee, I wonder why! 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1033 Sorry no one recognized us; not everyone read the book. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1034 Have you seen the Goldfish? 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
1035 Thanks for distracting everyone from my peg leg. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1036 You’re going to put me inside the cart, aren’t you? 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1037 Vaccinated? Me, too. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1038 I heard you went into the witness protection program. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1039 Would’ve assumed you’re more the Costco type. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1040 you took my leg, but you can't have my quinoa! 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1041 Just for your information, the seafood is in isle 9 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1042 ‘I was expecting a whale of a deal, not a whale with deals.’ 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
1043 Let’s get you some chew toys- I’d rather we didn’t have another “accident”. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1044 Did you get the last of the goldfish crackers? 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1045 Ah, No.... I'm Ahab the farmer..... 1.3306 0.05033 121 85 28 4
1046 They're called Goldfish. Do you want them? 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1047 So they roped you into the reunion committee also? 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1048 I've moved on to a quest for the perfect potato chip. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1049 Finally! Someone else who doesn't fit in. 1.3303 0.05461 109 81 21 7
1050 Krill’s on aisle five, so stop stalking me. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1051 Honestly, it wasn't me! 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1052 Look, Moby, I didn't say half the things Melville has me saying in that book. "Talk not to me of blasphemy, man..." I mean, come on; does that sound like me? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1053 So, I guess I'll see you at work on Monday. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1054 How many bags of these krill flavored chips do you want? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1055 Do you ever feel like you’ve been looking for something that’s been in front of you your whole life? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1056 I prefer the shopping experience at Whale-Mart. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1057 Last one, sorry. Guess you'll have to keep searching. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1058 When I was obsessed with you I didn't know you'd be such a picky room mate. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1059 No, no"; I'm a veteran, not Captain Ahab. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1060 I'd like to add you to my professional network on Linkedin. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1061 Who put Pirate's Booty on the grocery list? 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1062 It's always the last place you look. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1063 Wanna get Starbucks later? 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1064 Okay, this one the Greenpeace seal. Now are you happy? 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1065 Ye haunt me to the ends of the Earth, and the snack aisle. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1066 I thought I was so over you, but in lockdown you’re all I could think about. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1067 What? You’re expecting the proverbial elephant? 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
1068 Looking for sea salt? 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 30 5
1069 Relax—now I’m on the hunt for “buy-one, get-one.” 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1070 Please stop blubbering about the prices. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1071 Quit tailing me 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1072 I'm assuming your pod has been vaccinated. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1073 You think chips with a hint of lime will prevent scurvy? 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
1074 We'll go to Starbucks once we're done here at Krogers. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1075 Remember, in here, I told them to call me Ishmael. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1076 I could order them online but I like the hunt 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1077 They are out of Ahab flavor - is sea salt & vinegar alright? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1078 They are having a whale of a sale. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1079 Ishmael and the rest of the crew think the mediation is going very well, don’t you? 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1080 Alright, 6 feet buddy. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1081 What goes around comes around. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1082 We'll need a lot of munchies--that crew can really drink like they've got a ...well, you know... 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
1083 I was just thinking about you! 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1084 Hey! Stop being such a Dick! 1.3267 0.06465 101 78 13 10
1085 There you are. Didn’t you hear me? I beckoned three times! 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1086 I thought we were social distancing. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1087 For the hundredth time, I haven't been able to find the damn plankton! 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1088 For the last time, they don't have Weight Watchers giant squids. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1089 I see you didn't really need my leg after all. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1090 I didn't think the sushi was that fresh here 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1091 Yeah, I'm pursuing you now. So what? 1.3250 0.05696 120 91 19 10
1092 Would you look at that, Moby! Chips Ahoy are on sale! 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1093 Yes I've had my obsessions too, but must we always get the cod flavored chips? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1094 Love the hat. Really helps your symmetry. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1095 Could you stop following me! 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
1096 Call me crazy...but have we met before? 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1097 Sea salt or prawn coctail? 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
1098 Look, man. I'm off the clock. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1099 No. The recipe specifically calls for Rigatoni. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1100 Richard? Is that you? 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1101 It's organic, but frankly, I prefer Starbuck's." 1.3241 0.05708 108 79 21 7
1102 Can you please go ahead? I'm pursuing YOU 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1103 Yes,these are Cape Cod chips. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1104 You good with sea salt and vinegar? 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1105 Aye, you have no white whale privilege here. A fathom is a fathom and that be the full length of two shopping carts. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1106 Damn it Melville 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1107 Call me by your name 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1108 Look, just Venmo me your half for the groceries now so I don't have to hunt you down for it. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1109 They’re just happy I’m happy. But when they come over, don’t mention the book deal. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1110 Like they say, "it's always in the last place you look." 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1111 Quite a fluke running into YOU here,Ahab! 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1112 They're seaweed chips. It'll be like a taste of home. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1113 Social distancing please. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1114 From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale. Keep thee a fathom away. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1115 I thought I’d miss the chase, but retirement has really been smooth sailing. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1116 Tell me about it! I've been typecast too. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
1117 Your sea is out of tuna fish. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1118 Oooh, sea salt chips! 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1119 I don't think you really know what Swedish fish are. 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1120 Have you tried these? I’m just obsessed with them! 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1121 Yes, as you know the ocean has become unlivable 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1122 Where's a Starbucks? Are you kidding me? 1.3214 0.05703 112 83 20 8
1123 Excuse me, maybe you know? Can you tell me where I can find the fish and ships? 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1124 Have you tried the Gluten Free dried krill? 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1125 I knew your grandfather. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1126 Tailgating on land too I see. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1127 I'm getting you the low-sodium 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1128 I'd advise you not to go to the next aisle, it's where the seafood section is. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1129 6 feet Moby, 6 feet, and put a mask on there aren't any krill in the cereal aisle! 1.3204 0.06503 103 81 11 11
1130 If I tell you which aisle the Goldfish crackers are on, will you stop following me? 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1131 Epic struggles are forbidden before the checkout. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1132 Aye, we'll need drink to go with these chips... Hast seen the White Ale? 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1133 You have to try these. I'm obsessed with them. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1134 -My doctor says I must forget, Moby 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1135 These go great with krill! 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1136 I can’t believe I let my boys talk me into ANOTHER pet... what am I supposed to even feed you?? 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1137 Why won't you show up during my therapy sessions? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1138 this is awkward... isn't it? 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1139 When we’re done here let’s go to Starbucks. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1140 Not only your face, your whole body begs to question. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1141 It’s for a dish best served cold. 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
1142 Thank god they got the krill flavor back! 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1143 Richard? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1144 Well, Aisle B; fancy running into you here. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1145 Of all the grocer's establishments in all the towns in all the world, he walks in to mine. 1.3191 0.06630 94 73 12 9
1146 I prefer the seasalt flavour myself, how about you? 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1147 You ever try these goldfi--hey...don't I know you from somewhere?" 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
1148 I hope you're having a whale of a time because shopping here is going to cost me an arm and a leg. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1149 I'm sorry, but I have to unfollow you. 1.3187 0.05386 91 64 25 2
1150 I thought it was you! 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1151 How about some Muesli instead of Cap'n Crunch? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1152 A little personal space please, buddy? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1153 I'm looking for wood glue.....and you? 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1154 Look, it's 'Blubber Free'!" 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1155 Revenge for dinner? I hear it’s a dish best served cold. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1156 I knew I should’ve used curbside pickup, thought Moby. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1157 Salted, or unsalted? 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1158 Please, call me "Rick." 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1159 We’ve been through this. It’s Whole Foods, not Whale Foods. Um, and where’s your mask? 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
1160 Umm, hi..have you tried these new plankton chips yet? 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1161 Call me...maybe? 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1162 My therapist suggested I sell the Pequod and seek other ventures. My first mate, Starbuck, for example, started a coffee chain. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1163 These have been harder to find than you. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1164 Sorry, pal. This is the last Captain Crunch. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1165 Do you want this last bag? I don't want to be a dick. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1166 I’ve told you to stop following me. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1167 I can't believe we used to be mortal enemies and now we argue about cereal. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1168 I'm raging against the Deep State now. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1169 When I’m done with you, you’ll be in the seafood aisle. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1170 Wait, *you* have been following *me* the whole time? 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1171 You are too close, even if I AM Ishmael 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1172 Did you get the seaweed salad that Ismael likes? 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1173 You and your white male privilege. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1174 Wait. Have we met? 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1175 You know you could've saved us both a lot of trouble if you'd stayed a pescatarian. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1176 "Call me Ishmael. Call this oatmeal." 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1177 Sorry, I know I was the one who insisted, but now it doesn't seem like this relationship is going anywhere 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1178 Hmmm. That is odd. I had you pegged as a sea salt & vinegar fellow! 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1179 I was told this was a food bank, not a sperm bank 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1180 This special on krill should help curb your craving for ships. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1181 Remind me, how was it that we first met? 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1182 Algae chips. Your favorite! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1183 I thought this was Whalemart.... 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1184 By gawd, Moby, I just had an idea for the great American novel.” 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1185 What about tonight? Will five hundred packages of this be enough for you? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1186 Can you give me some space? I’ve stopped chasing you. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
1187 You want them with sea salt? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1188 The Pacific was all out of Krill... I’m starving... 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1189 6 feet from the nose please. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1190 EXCUSE ME, Might you know where I can find the Gefilte fish? 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1191 Krill"? Well, I suppose it's in the seafood section 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1192 I said "Her-She-Bars", not "Thar-She-Blows" !! 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
1193 This time you're using the restroom before we get back on the boat. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1194 Remember, we pay separately at the check out. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1195 Aha! The last bag of krill. And I saw it first! 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1196 Sure, from your point of view, I guess I was "ethically sourced". 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1197 I thought this chapter was omitted. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1198 How would I know where the Starbucks is? 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1199 Could you at least stand six feet back 1.3137 0.06228 102 79 14 9
1200 Yikes! Call me... Ishmael? 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1201 Moby, they are out squid crackers, these shrimp crackers will have to do! 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1202 Dick...it’s been awhale” 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1203 Do you prefer seeing your friends in pouches like this or in a can? 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1204 I knew that book would give you a big head. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1205 Do you know if these come in shrimp flavor? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1206 You're right - compared to the pandemic, they really were the good old days. 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1207 I'm sorry . . . did you call me Ishmael? 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 11 7
1208 My doc says if pork rinds don’t kill me, my mad quest for revenge certainly will. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1209 If you try to ram my cart again, I’ll call the manager. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1210 They call this fishmeal? 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1211 I’m glad we were able to leave all that unpleasantness behind. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1212 Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale... which aisle are the harpoons!? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1213 Ahab’s Worst Martmare 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1214 See! Sustainably fished. Now please stop harassing me. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1215 Evidently white whales don't know when enough is enough. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1216 Excuse me,would it be insensitive of me to ask in which aisle I might find the harpoons? 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1217 They're out of Cap'n Crunch. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1218 These ingredients take forever to read. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1219 Towards thee I roll my cart and raise my sales. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1220 Call me —“ “I know your name, bro 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1221 It says it’s sustainably harvested 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1222 No. The plankton is in frozen foods, aisle 8. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1223 It might be unhealthy, but I am just obsessed with these. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1224 Wait, how do you know my name?!? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1225 Gee, this is sort of an anticlimax isn't it? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1226 Would you mind not following me? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1227 My new obsession is coupons. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1228 Look, I said I'm over it; but that doesn't mean we can be buddies! 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1229 Yes, I know it's not kosher! 1.3118 0.06300 93 69 14 7
1230 Buying in bulk too, huh? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1231 I miss the chase. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1232 My name is actually Moby Penis. 1.3118 0.06300 93 68 15 7
1233 Et tu Moby 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1234 Goldfish? Aisle 9. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1235 Are you stalking me now? 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1236 You look really familiar... 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1237 No, it's not a jellyfish. It's a plastic package. 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
1238 Moby, you haven't read the book, have you? 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1239 Arrrgh! Caught in a lampoon without me harpoon! 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1240 Moby, you didn't blow it...just call her. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1241 Did you get the Krill Helper? 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1242 I hardly recognized you without all the harpoons. 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
1243 I’ll get the chips if you get the fish and promise not to bring krill this time. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1244 Call me nonplussed. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1245 I’m sorry. You must have the wrong Captain. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1246 Ishmael? Nope, don't know him. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1247 If you don't behave, I'm sending you back to the novel. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1248 In some ways the whale was sad to see what Ahab had become; a bargain hunter. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1249 Three strikes, Moby: no mask, no distance . . . and fifteen items! 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1250 Who's following who here?! 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1251 I’m more into goldfish these days 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1252 So, who is stalking who now? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1253 Oh sure....Mr. Tip-toes! 1.3091 0.05285 110 80 24 5
1254 In this pandemic, i too feel like a fish out of the water! 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1255 Yes I do notice that you are still following me 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
1256 You are my second least favorite Moby. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1257 This is the only size available. How many of these? 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1258 How am I? You look like a fish out of water. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1259 You're still on my list! 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1260 Excuse me, are you the Prince of Whales? 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1261 Daddy, please tell me, was I really adopted? 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1262 Do I look like a mackerel to you? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1263 What do you mean you identify as a herring? 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1264 Are we out of shrimp chips? 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1265 I'm glad you've decided to go vegan. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1266 I have a feeling the literary world is going to put the wrong spin on our relationship. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1267 Moby, given our past history, I thought you would respect the need for social distance. 1.3077 0.07140 78 61 10 7
1268 Krill for dinner OK with you? 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
1269 You know precisely why you're a vegetarian now. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1270 Does wild rice pair with krill ? 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1271 They’re all out of krill flavored chips. Would you like barbecue? 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1272 Can we agree on sea salt and vinegar? 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1273 I believe the low sodium, gluten-free,GMO-free, cage-free high protein squid is on aisle 7. 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
1274 Is albacore really better? 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1275 These chips will go well with the shrimp dip. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1276 Should I get the one with or without sea salt? 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1277 Excuse me, is this the metaphor aisle? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1278 The seafood here is to die for." 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1279 I'd give an arm and a leg to go back to our pre-quarantine lives. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1280 No, I don't think they carry krill here... 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1281 As long as you're still haunting me, where can I find the pickled herring? 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1282 Seaweed chips? Really? 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1283 I'm surprised you shop here. I find their krill selection really uninspired. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1284 Should I be worried there's no protein in your cart yet? 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1285 Excuse me,would you happen to know if ambergris is gluten free? 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
1286 I’m not really one for sequels. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1287 Moby! They've got krill snacks in gluten-free! 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1288 Relax! I said Chips Ahoy, not ships ahoy. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1289 Don't trust the plankton. It's not always fresh. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1290 Excuse me.... six feet please 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1291 So, you were just hangry all along, huh? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1292 That's 1,200 cans of tuna in water or olive oil -- what say ye? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1293 Don't Call Me Anything 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1294 This selection blows 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1295 This is what I was referring to when I suggested that you switch to ‘Captain Crunch’. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1296 Why don't you go ahead of me? I just remembered that I need something in the harpoon aisle. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1297 I bet you have a tale to tell!!! 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1298 What? You weren't satisfied with the one leg? 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1299 Whale, what do you know? 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1300 Of course it's dolphin-friendly, it's a bag of pretzels. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1301 Dooooo yoooouuuuu liiiiiiiike pooootaaaatoooo chiiiiiiips? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1302 You promised me Starbucks 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1303 Cap'n Crunch wasn't real, you know. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1304 People have changed... 1.3051 0.04964 118 89 23 6
1305 And I thought walking on one leg was hard! 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1306 The one time I forget my harpoon-I'm too old for this 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1307 You will eat your corn puffs and you will like them. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1308 Could you try the leg of lamb this time? 1.3043 0.05946 115 91 13 11
1309 I'm glad we're meeting again under different circumstances. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1310 No, were not buying any Captain Crunch cereal this week 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 17 5
1311 Why yes I believe plankton is in aisle 3 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 21 2
1312 I know the seas are rising, but this is ridiculous. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1313 Don’t worry, I already had lunch! 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1314 I'm hungry enough to eat a whale. Oh, hi Moby. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1315 It’s buy one, get one free. Should we split it? 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1316 What...they said it was a Whale of a sale! 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1317 Say, haven’t I seen you somewhere before? 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1318 Large white whale and my need for revenge—sorry, mate, no longer on my list. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1319 Sustainability changed everything, didn't it? 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
1320 The tabloids say I'm the one whose obsessed, yet you're the one following me around a supermarket miles from the deep blue sea! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1321 Ishmael - Call me Ishmael. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1322 I just saw Jonah in aisle 6. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1323 No, I can't explain "fish fingers." 1.3034 0.06667 89 69 11 8
1324 After this, do you want to watch Jaws? 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1325 Why are you suprisied? This is the seafood section. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1326 Six feet apart, buddy. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1327 I can’t believe it. Do you know how long I’ve been searching for you? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1328 I said I'd get you some krill and then we can call it even, right? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1329 You never call me 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1330 I’m over you now, Moby, time to move on 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1331 I am not telling you how the story ends. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1332 I’m never going to get rid of you, am I? 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1333 These probably taste better than my leg, huh. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1334 Didn't I tell you to wait in the car Moby, that I'd buy you all the sardines you could possibly eat? Don't you trust me? 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1335 I found what I'm looking for. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1336 Oh, was this your friend? 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1337 If you need a caption for this, you clearly never took a Lit class. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1338 It's my wife's list. I, myself have always said no to whale's meat. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1339 I have spent years obsessively searching for this cereal! My quest has consumed my humanity, transforming me into a nihilistic madman singularly focused on achieving this deeply personal goal! Man I sure wish there was an easier way to say that. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1340 Well, blow me down. You shop here too, Moby Dick. 1.3019 0.04676 106 75 30 1
1341 To the last I grapple with thee. I snagged the last bag of kale chips. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1342 Have you tried the new krill chips? 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1343 Sorry, I do not know if they carry Dolphin-friendly Tuna" 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1344 All the way to the cash register I will grapple with thee. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1345 Call me Instacart. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1346 I guess we're both fish out of water. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1347 Another bag of goldfish? 1.3011 0.05677 93 68 20 4
1348 Get it! It is a "whale of a deal"! 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1349 Aren't you out of your league? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1350 Why here? Let's make a long story short. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1351 Now YOU'RE following me??? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1352 It’s always awkward to see someone you know while buying groceries. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1353 No I mean where are you ‘from’ from? Like your accent, I mean. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1354 Are you also a fan of Cap’n Crunch? 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1355 I’ve got a leg up on you. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1356 Attention all shoppers... shipwreck in aisle four. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1357 What brings you here to Des Moines? 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1358 Don't you think revenge is a dish best served cold? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1359 And all this time I’ve been looking for you at the fish counter 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1360 No, my name is not Ishmael. Why do you ask? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1361 Shiver my timbers, if it isn't my old nemesis Dick 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1362 Captain Crunch? You know you aren’t funny and you can just walk home. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1363 Ya know, we really blew it after the novel.. Starbuck's now got HIS stuff in all the supermarkets! 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1364 These cost an arm and a leg on Nantucket. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1365 You're lucky this store has cameras. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1366 Leave the harpoon, take the cannoli. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1367 Sure, I like these chips, but I don't think it's fair to say I'm 'obsessed' with them. 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1368 Look. Its says right here. "No whales were killed or seriously injured as a result of making these potato chips". So stop looking at me like that. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1369 Did you ever find my boot? 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1370 Yes, fine, I admit it, I’m obsessed with sea salt potato chips too! Get over it! 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1371 Looking killer today, Richard” 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
1372 Pardon, could you tell me which aisle the harpoons are on? 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1373 I bet you were the one responsible for “Clean-up on isle 5!”. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1374 We meet again Moby Dick. Say, do you know in what aisle I can find the dolphin-safe tuna? 1.2991 0.05970 107 84 14 9
1375 Towards thee I roll" is my line, not yours 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1376 You again? Whose bright idea was it to put whale oil and krill oil in the same aisle? 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1377 Avert thine eyes, as soon we approacheth the seafood counter. 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
1378 Must we get the sea salt flavored chips again? 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1379 Stop your blubbering; we can't afford a giant squid until they do a remake. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1380 I never knew we were neighbours until we started working from home 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1381 Hey, what part of six feet don't you get? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1382 I’m on a low-krill diet. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1383 Don't you remember? We met in Nantucket last summer. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1384 Are Harpoons in 'Gardening' or 'Sporting Goods'? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1385 So that’s when I decided to switch to line caught tuna 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1386 Of all the WalMarts in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1387 Don't forget the kelp in aisle 12 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 17 8
1388 This'll really clean your blowhole! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1389 Yeah, I work for PETA now. Go figure, right? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1390 Call me nostalgic, but there is something special about the sea salt. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1391 How very odd..the beluga is usually on Aisle 7. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1392 Just because we're shopping together doesn't mean it's over. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1393 I told you the sign didn’t mean Starbuck was here 1.2981 0.04609 104 76 25 2
1394 No. They don’t have leg flavor. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1395 Going Vegan could be good for both of us. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1396 How many times do I have to tell you? We ae not going to Starbucks for a Krill Latte! 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 17 5
1397 It seems the tides have turned. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
1398 After this, let’s go to Starbucks’ 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1399 were you wanting these goldfish? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1400 Mum’s the word. Melville knows nothing about Instacart and my side hustle. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1401 Oh, you made it. Listen, don't call me Ishmael. I go by Jeremy now. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1402 I thought I was looking for you. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1403 No, I’m not Gregory Peck. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1404 I heard the beluga here is really good 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1405 Just once, I'd like to get a flavor other than sea salt. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1406 There's no such thing as Ahab-flovored chips, please stop asking. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1407 You don't have to be such a Moby Dick about it. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1408 Thar she blows...the whole weekly budget! 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1409 Read the book. You'll find I'm following you. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1410 You have an idea for a book you say? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1411 I just feel like my work life is bleeding into my personal life. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1412 You look like a fish out of water in this store.But you are going to reply," A whale is a mammal, not a fish" 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1413 I’m sorry, I thought you were asking for pea pods. What is the name of the boat again? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1414 Funny how quickly pursuit transitions to the banality of an old married couple... 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1415 Are all those Goldfish crackers for you ? 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1416 Excuse me, Have we met before? 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
1417 White Supremacy? Yeah, yeah, sweetheart, I been hearing that crap since Melville. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1418 From hell’s heart I shop with thee. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1419 "Just picking up a few things for our book club. It's at Ishmael's tonight. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1420 Cap'n Crunch? 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1421 So how do you like being followed when looking for food? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1422 I think you'll like it better than leg. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1423 Welcome to my world. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1424 I'm sorry, I just had to try the new harpoon shaped Doritos. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1425 So now you want my chips? 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1426 You? 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1427 Oh, so now you're following me? 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1428 I don’t think I’ll ever get the taste of sea salt out.my mouth. 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
1429 I knew it was over when my chief mate left to start a coffee shop. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1430 Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale! Where is thy mask? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1431 I'm retired now. Let's go grab a drink together. 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1432 Hey, Ahab , move it or lose it - again! 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1433 Is it just me or do I really look like Mr. Quaker Oats? 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1434 These are "Lays;" not "Legs." 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1435 My shrink said I was in love with you the whole time. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1436 Please go ahead of me. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1437 Blubber is in Aisle 7. Ambergris, Aisle 11, in ‘Specialty Foods’. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1438 You get Pfizer or Moderna? 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
1439 I'm not going to every store in town to chase down the flavor you like. That's madness. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1440 Following you? I always shop here. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1441 It’s called ‘Revenge’; I serve it cold. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1442 Now, who's stalking whom? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1443 Im kosher ya know 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1444 I think I'm dreaming 'cause neither of us should be here... 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1445 Call it oatmeal, not Ishmael. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1446 No, you can’t go first. I don’t support white whale privilege. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
1447 Well, I like the chips without the SEA SALT. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1448 Just great! All the grocery stores in this town, and look who I gotta run into! 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1449 Speak not to me of Cap'n Crunch, ye damned whale 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1450 Oil or water? 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1451 Do you know if this krill oil is any good? 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1452 Sure, let's address the second largest mammal in the room. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1453 Ahab! How's it goin"? And how's the old peg leg doin'? Heh, heh, heh. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1454 There is no plankton but tuna is in Aisle 4. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1455 stay 6ft back, you Dick! 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1456 If you're a vale, I'm Keptin Ahab. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1457 . Do you know where I can find the fin sanitizer? 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1458 Salt and vinegar! You have no idea how long I’ve been searching for these. They’re like my.... Oh. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1459 Sea salt AND vinegar. Why ruin a good thing? 1.2931 0.05197 116 87 21 6
1460 Just wait for me for a whale 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1461 Don't tell me you need a hand too. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1462 Ismael says, "Don't be a "dick head" Moby, frozen farm raised shrimp is just as nutritious as wild caught ocean shrimp. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
1463 I believe the Goldfish are in aisle six 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1464 Seriously, up for a breath?? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1465 Better get more snacks, Mo, I hear this is a really long book. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1466 Look,Starbuck is roasting coffee now. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1467 Assuming you're here for the sale on sea salt potato chips? 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
1468 Jonah? No, Ahab. Why? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1469 After Starbuck quit I started making my own coffee 1.2925 0.05522 106 80 18 6
1470 You know where I can get fresh salmon 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1471 This is not how I saw this going down. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1472 Lobster tails? No crab legs for you! No legs at all for you. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1473 „would you please adjust your distance in relation to your size?“ 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 15 5
1474 The only thing left in the ocean is plastic stuff. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1475 Would Queequeg like these chips? 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1476 Blubber. What’s on your list? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1477 My name is not Jonah nor Ahab, so stop following me. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1478 Let's keep work at the office. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1479 Richard, I thought we'd settled this. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1480 Herman,is that you,its been forever... 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1481 Sorry, I am Larry. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1482 I really doubt they would say”humanely harvested” if it wasn’t. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1483 Blubber chips? 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1484 Have you tried the salt and vinegar chips? 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1485 I don’t know about you, but I’m having a whale of a time 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1486 Did Ishmael say he wanted sour cream and onion or salt and vinegar? 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1487 Is this pescatarian? 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1488 TGIF... On Monday it will be back to good vs. evil. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1489 I hear this dish is best served cold. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1490 Could you please stand six feet back? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1491 Sorry, I don't know what aisle the krill is on. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1492 It's pronounced Queequeg, right? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1493 Relax, I said I’m here for the great white sale. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1494 Plankton, spicy or mild? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1495 I thought you didn’t like krill. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1496 It starts like this, “There once was a man from Nantucket. . .” 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1497 One fathom, Dick! 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1498 Hang on, Do I know you from somewhere? 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1499 Do you think these are non-fat? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1500 I'm just saying every time we invite Queequeg he shows up, casts runes, then says he's going to die and ends up sulking for the rest of the evening. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1501 Better get something to nibble on. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1502 I sure hope this is a dream. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1503 I find it easier to get fish from here rather than the sea. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1504 James, there's a water spill on Aisle 3. Water spill on Aisle 3. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1505 I suppose I'll never find the White Kale 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1506 For God’s sake, I can’t even go grocery shopping without you following me! 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1507 When the Netflix adaptation strays too far from the source material. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1508 I usually hate seeing colleagues outside of the office, but after a year of working from home, this really feels nice. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1509 Say... didn’t we meet “some years ago” 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1510 Literary Classic on aisle 4. Repeat, Literary Classic on aisle 4. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 16 7
1511 it’s awkward when you bump into your stalker at the grocery store 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1512 Moby Dick II:. Straight to Video 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1513 Tuna is in the next aisle. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1514 I see you've changed your diet. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1515 Excuse me, would you get me that bag of goldfish crackers on the top shelf? 1.2889 0.06170 90 68 14 6
1516 Naturally...Just when I started obsessing about toilet paper instead. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1517 Call me Ishmael, but wasn’t this $2 cheaper at Safeway? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1518 Well, I guess if I follow you everywhere you have the right to do the same. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1519 You’re right, we’re more productive working together. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1520 I've been hunting these down for ages 1.2887 0.05855 97 73 15 6
1521 I think you've helped yourself to one too many snacks, don't you? 1.2887 0.05376 97 74 17 5
1522 Excuse me. Would you know if the harpoons are stocked with the kitchen utensils? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1523 Karma is a bitch when the hunter becomes the hunted 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1524 Look, I said I was over you. Please stop following me around. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1525 So, it’s come to this? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1526 And to think, both of us just wanted to hunt for bargains this whole time 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1527 Yes or no to shrimp crisps? 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1528 Yes, I put on a few pounds during Covid. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1529 Yeah, I’m actually seeing a beluga now. I got tired of chasing after someone who wasn’t returning the same energy. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
1530 Omigod, I was just thinking about you. We good? 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1531 Will you just stop with the "Man from Nantucket" jokes? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1532 Don't flatter yourself. I wasn't obsessed. Anyway, I'm into NFT's now. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1533 Awkward. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1534 Are we out of Captain Crunch? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1535 Sorry, Dick. I wasn't thinking when I put Harpoon Ale on my grocery list. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1536 Hey, don't look at me that way. I'm with Green Peace! 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1537 It’s the krill of the chase 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1538 I move rather slowly, so feel free to breach by me. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1539 Well, well, look who’s stalking who now. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1540 How the fuck did you fit through the door? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1541 May I suggest the plankton isle instead? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1542 Me? I'm thinking of a dish I can serve cold. 1.2872 0.05583 94 69 18 4
1543 Sorry about the harpoon I’m now a vegan so you have nothing to worry about 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1544 Don’t be surprised. This is the only place I can find fish that isn’t covered in plastic. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1545 Yo! HoHos AND a bottle of rum. 1.2871 0.05139 101 79 14 6
1546 Starbuck has his own products? You think you know someone ... 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
1547 Shouldn't you be in a school? 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1548 And don’t forget Starbuck’s coffee. 1.2871 0.06188 101 81 11 9
1549 There is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of selecting a bag of chips. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1550 I know, I know, enough for 3 days but nothing that will get us seasick. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1551 Krill crackers or plankton chips? 1.2870 0.05432 108 82 19 6
1552 How's the Gefilte fish? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1553 You haunt me everywhere, don't you? 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1554 Will you eat these freeze-dried krill? 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1555 Why does it seem like I have seen you somewhere in the ocean? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1556 This one is krill with raisins. Is that okay? 1.2857 0.05191 105 78 22 4
1557 Pequod? It doesn’t mean anything. He made it up. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1558 Which bait do you prefer? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1559 The dry roasted squid is very good. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1560 Are you vegan? 1.2857 0.05477 91 67 20 3
1561 Are you chasing me? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1562 No more sea salt, we're getting the nacho cheese chips. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1563 You're gonna need a bigger cart. Oops, wrong book. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1564 Says it right here Moby...you must keep your six feet social distance, snout included! 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1565 No, this isn't Starbuck's. Why do you ask? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1566 Ahab?....No, you must have me confused with someone else. 1.2857 0.05025 98 69 24 2
1567 What do you think of the gluten-free Goldfish? 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1568 This is a switch. Now you're following me. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1569 Let's not make this awkward... 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
1570 . . . and the family? 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1571 No, I don't know where the sea horses are kept. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1572 You mean the old fight? No, I gave all that up after my first taste of Ruffles® Queso Cheese Flavored Potato Chips. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1573 I could really use a personal shopper. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1574 Did you want the last tuna? 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1575 I go by David now... 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1576 This is so much easier than having to spear my food! 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1577 Don’t worry, it’s dolphin safe 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1578 Whale, I must say, this seems out of the blue! 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1579 Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul... I account it high time to consume about 10 bags of these as soon as I can. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1580 Fancy meeting you in the snack aisle. 1.2845 0.04117 116 90 21 4
1581 Snacks you say to krill for? 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1582 I still have a leg up on you. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1583 Yes, I checked. The ingredients include 100% organic kelp. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1584 We forgot our masks! 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1585 I think you’ve had your fill of Cap’n Crunch. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1586 Are you related to the Dick family? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1587 I think you're in the wrong pod. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1588 Clean up imminent on aisle 5. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1589 Stop blubbering; this one's krill flavored. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1590 Maybe it’s not such a big deal that you’re white, 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1591 This expedition is costing me an arm and a leg! 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1592 Oh, hilarious! No, they don’t carry MY OTHER LEG flavor 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1593 I've been looking for these for ages. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1594 I owe you an apology. My nemesis was sugar and trans fat,not you. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1595 Sorry Moby, we're on a strict budget. Krill or plankton? Pick one. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1596 Why are you here? In for the krill? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1597 Sorry Dick, they don't carry leg of man. 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
1598 No, I won't remove you from my shopping list. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1599 I tell my friends you were the one that got away. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1600 I didn’t expect the update of our story to be a romcom . Did you? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1601 I told you we shouldn’t have come here. This place charges an arm and a leg for everything! 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1602 You still on the Paleo? 1.2832 0.04782 113 84 26 3
1603 You're lucky they are sold out of harpoons today. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1604 What tuna brand do you recommend? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1605 Act like we've never met when we get to the check out stand. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1606 I know you prefer the Crunchy, but remember that they plugged your blowhole!?! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1607 Time for a sequel? 1.2826 0.05642 92 69 18 4
1608 OK, I get it, the stalking thing can be a little irritating. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1609 Sorry, but I’m into Kale now. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
1610 If Ahab had caught and married Moby Dick. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1611 What goes with sardines? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1612 I believe the tartar sauce is in aisle three. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1613 What? We just bought 8,000 pounds of krill yesterday. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1614 Let me guess, fish sticks. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1615 Don’t spend an arm *and* a leg! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1616 I'm not sorry your cart has a bad wheel. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1617 Goldfish crackers, again? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1618 Dost thou recall if Queequeg preferreth whole bran or granola? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1619 My new obsession! 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1620 We’re not getting old—we’re classics. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1621 Funny, I never pegged you a codependent. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1622 Hey Moby, how many more bags do we need to reach one serving size of krill? 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1623 I guarantee this will taste better than my other leg. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1624 Did you remember the caviar? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1625 Look. You won the battle...now stop harassing me. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1626 They named a coffee after Starbucks 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1627 Oh, my God! Long time, no sea. 1.2812 0.05678 96 73 17 5
1628 We get the chips with sea salt, right? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1629 I’m currently working through a seven-step forgiveness program. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1630 Are these seaweed chips any good? 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1631 How am I supposed to choose a cereal through all this symbolism? 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1632 Jonas? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1633 Yes, yes, I'm obsessed with you! Now, do you want chips with ridges or just plain? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1634 Forget it, you're not getting the other one. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1635 Sometimes I’m only hunting for a good deal. 1.2809 0.05297 89 65 21 2
1636 First you took my leg and now you took the last ripe avocado! 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1637 You know what goes well with white whale? Chips. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1638 You can get an over-the-counter remedy for that on aisle six. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1639 Welcome to whale-mart 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
1640 Don't I know you from somewhere? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1641 Quit gloating. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1642 No? I thought you liked Starbucks. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1643 Moby Dick. Nope. Never heard of him. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1644 Excuse me sir, do you know where the Quaker Oats are located? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1645 Hey, ask Jonah if he needs matzoh this week. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1646 Seaweed chips? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1647 Are you vacinnated? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1648 Moby, my god is that you? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1649 'So Captain...your leg, a fishing accident?' 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1650 Don’t mind me — I was looking for Goldfish 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1651 Do you prefer salted or unsalted plankton chips? 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1652 Hey man; I've changed. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1653 Whale hello there! 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1654 You're killing me here,Ahab. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1655 Let's get the de-caf krill. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1656 Well, fancy meeting you here." 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1657 Can't we let by-gones be by-gones? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1658 You can call me Ishmael, but you definitely can't call these low-fat. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1659 These have sea salt, you'll like them. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1660 Okay, okay—I’ll get you a box of Crustacean Toast Crunch. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1661 I don't trust the Gorton's fisherman either. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1662 Relax. I've gone vegan. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1663 I forget, do you like your krill salted or salt-free? 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1664 Hello there, I haven't seen you since we went deep sea diving together. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1665 Yes, we are all in a hurry, but the singing and echoing does not help. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1666 'You came out of it quite well, Moby, you ought to here what he wrote about me.' 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1667 This stuff costs and arm *and* a leg. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1668 Did you hear that Melville's writing a book about us? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1669 I'm looking for masks... 1.2793 0.05147 111 84 21 5
1670 Please remember the six-league rule. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1671 They’re out of human. How about shrimp flavor? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1672 No, you want a leg of lamb, next aisle over 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1673 So, you never give up either. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1674 Relax! I gave up. It’s fish sticks for supper. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1675 I found the Cap’n Crunch. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1676 Can we at least decide to shop at different places? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1677 ... and when he tried to text me, I said, "Call me, Ishmael!" 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1678 Dolphin-free tuna is on Aisle 3. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 20 4
1679 Have you had these chips? They're my new obsession. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1680 In the sequel, Ahab, not one to hold a grudge, insists he'll pay. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1681 I hope you're nicer than your mother..." 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1682 Finish up Moby, we gotta get home... "Deadliest Catch" starts in twenty five minutes! 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1683 These krill chips? There on aisle 5. Why do you ask? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1684 Not sure they will have 1500 pounds of squid. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1685 Animal Crackers are on sale today! 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1686 Wild caught or farm raised? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1687 I'm checking out in the "15 Obsessions or Less" aisle. Why? 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1688 Uhm.. Psst. Excuse me. I'm looking for condoms in my size. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1689 I think this brand will reduce your bloating. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1690 "Funny, I was just obsessing about you." 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1691 I swear to you this a packet of bologna not beluga 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1692 No, I do not want a rematch. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1693 It says it doesn't taste fishy? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1694 No krill flavoured chips so how about...rosemary and balsamic? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1695 Here,why don’t you try these chicken legs for a change! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1696 So...have you actually CALLED Ishmael? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1697 No. Really. I'm after you. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1698 Excuse me, but shouldn't you be in the ocean? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1699 Hon, should we get the farm raised sardines or the free range? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1700 Attention shoppers: Big Sale in the seafood aisle. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1701 Excuse me....can you tell me where I might find bottled water ? 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 18 4
1702 I seek the lite ale. 1.2772 0.05822 101 79 14 7
1703 How do you feel about pork rinds? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1704 You wouldn't happen to know witch aisle the harpoons are on? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1705 The legs are in the frozen section. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1706 I was never after you literally speaking. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1707 Ha! I got the last bag of dried squid. Now my revenge is complete! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1708 You should've never let me go. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1709 You want the fish flavored Goldfish? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1710 Dried krill? 1.2766 0.06310 94 76 10 8
1711 So...is this going to be a meet cute thing, or dish best served cold thing? 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1712 Huh. They told me I'd find the one the minute I stopped looking, but I didn't believe them. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1713 I told you there are jalapeño, sea salt & vinegar, sour cream & onion, but absolutely ZERO krill-lavored snacks in this grocery store... 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1714 Yes, it's really me. After you saved me last summer I promised you- ship or no ship I will always behind you. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1715 Trust me, obsessively following someone leads to no good. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 15 5
1716 So glad we ran into each other at the grocery store and not the sporting goods store 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1717 I'M LOOKING FOR SARDINES, HOW 'BOUT YOU ? 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1718 Fish and chips tonight, my little blow-spout? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1719 That was some mediator. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1720 Stop being so dramatic I’m sure it’s just another one of those vaccine side effects that will go away within three days! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1721 We had a whale of a time didn't we? 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1722 Look, if we've been reduced to appearing at supermarket openings we might as well at least get our shopping done. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1723 Moby Dick. Free Willy. There just aren't that many starring roles. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1724 Look, you want to talk it over at the Starbucks down the street? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1725 Have you tried the new sea salt crisps? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1726 You remind me of someone... do I know you? 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1727 We have to stop meeting like this... 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1728 You were right. Since I started the krill diet I have lost any deep longing for revenge. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1729 But in the book, I chased you. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1730 You just don't give up, to you? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1731 Queequeg is gluten intolerant... 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1732 Why,yes, my name is Ahab. Do I know you from somewhere? 1.2750 0.05757 80 63 13 4
1733 Listen, I'm as salty about it as you are. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1734 I'll say it again! You did taste like chicken! 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1735 I'm not sure what aisle 'krill' is on. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1736 Can we address the white eleph...never mind. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1737 I'm taking this for what's his name, I think they call him Ishmael. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1738 It's farmed - I swear 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1739 Is that you on the Captain Krill cover? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1740 No, I haven't seen squid. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1741 We should have never retired. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1742 No,thou art still unforgiven. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1743 I didn’t think I’d find you here... 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1744 Oh, it's you again. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1745 I'm warning you Matey...no blubbering while we shop. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
1746 I'd hate to see the bulk aisle. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1747 We are both out of place. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1748 Here's my latest obsession.” 1.2738 0.04097 84 64 15 2
1749 Wow! I haven't seen you since I lost my leg! 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1750 No, I'm Dave. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1751 Oh, hello there! Haven't seen you for a whale! 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1752 There's only one foot between us. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1753 Omg, is that you Ishmael? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1754 Ever tried crisps with fish? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1755 Just put it in a bag like this and mail it to the sperm bank. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1756 Watch it — the gallon jug of tartar sauce is at half price. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1757 Krill,isle 6. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1758 No, but it is dolphin-safe. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1759 Please maintain a safe distance of 1 fathom. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1760 I said, “FIFTEEN ITEMS OR LESS!” 1.2736 0.05451 106 82 16 6
1761 No kidding! I always shop here too! 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1762 This is the only gluten free krill they carry. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1763 You again? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1764 Must you tail me so closely? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1765 Six feet is about the length of a harpoon. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1766 Oh, that reminds me- tartar sauce..Thanks! 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1767 How old is that open bag of tortilla chips at home? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1768 Hurry it up. Don’t you know I’m going extinct? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1769 There’s only Cape Cod Potato Chips. They stopped making New Bedford Whaling Chips decades ago. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1770 I know Sir-you’re thinking climate change. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1771 Hey! Long time no sea. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1772 It is not down on any aisle; true sales never are. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1773 Don't worry, everything here is so fattening, we won't need your blubber at all. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1774 No, I thought you brought the coupons. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1775 Well mister big shot, do you want the squid flavored chips, or would you prefer the ones that tastes more LIKE MY LEG? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1776 You know, Melville was a hack... 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1777 The fish keep getting bigger and the chips keep getting smaller. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1778 Get over it already. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1779 Is that the last bag of krill puffs? 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1780 You appear to be drawn to items that are bad for you. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1781 No, ...not "Pequod" ....I said "Pea Pod" 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1782 The Wellerman did not come. 1.2717 0.05804 92 71 15 5
1783 Hmm, this recipe calls for 500 gallons of fresh spermaceti and a pinch of bitter vengeance. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1784 Meet at Starbucks later? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1785 Will you autograph my copy if I autograph yours? 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1786 Stay back! Everyone will think we just did it for the publicity. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1787 Got Chicken? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1788 Coming up on your stern 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1789 These are called "Ishmaels." 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1790 Have ye tried the low-fat? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1791 Since when have you not liked frozen fish sticks? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1792 He's only a make-believe Captain, don't get yourself worked up. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1793 Call me Security. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1794 My white whale is now flamin' hot Cheetos. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1795 So which vaccine did you get? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1796 I am surprized you manage with just one cart 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1797 I feel thou, I too am a fish out of water in these modern supermarkets. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1798 Call it retail. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1799 Are these fish sticks anyone you know? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1800 Don’t let it get to you, pleople stare when you don’t wear a mask. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1801 Haven't we met? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1802 It is not down on my list; true tasty things never are. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1803 All I’m asking is for you to try some chips without sea salt. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1804 Oh for Pete’s sake...the ONE DAY I decided not to do my grocery shopping online... 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1805 Is it worth the extra cost for the Albacore Tuna? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1806 I'm glad we're not fighting over toilet paper anymore! 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1807 Great, my white whale is now chasing me. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1808 The squid's on aisle 13. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1809 Could be thy face on these sacks, ye damned whale, if not for thy laughable name. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1810 I didn’t think I’d run into you in THIS aisle. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1811 Would you mind? The rules say 6ft to socially distance. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1812 Why yes, this is the last bag of krill chips” - how it really started 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1813 Ahoy! Chips? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1814 Stop your blubbering already. I told you I forgive you. 1.2700 0.06006 100 80 10 8
1815 If you hit me good leg with that cart one more time, I’ll harpoon ya. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1816 My name is Inigo Whaletoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1817 Stop looking at me like that, I told you to never go grocery shopping hungry. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1818 Not everyone loves krill on their pizza. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1819 Don't worry, I'm sure we"re a good six feet apart. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1820 One day after both of them had been resurrected, they met in the supermarket. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1821 Do you like fish? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1822 Signs and portents in the seafood aisle of the Nantucket Stop and Shop. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1823 No...why? Are you stalking me? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1824 I can never find anything in here. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1825 For the last time,my name is Ishmael and I don't have your coupons. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1826 "No more Cap'n Crunch for you! How about Pirate's Booty?" 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1827 Don’t worry, I don’t eat legs anymore. I’ve gone plant-based. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1828 It’s me, Beth, your daughter! Don’t you recognize me? 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1829 Oh Captain, awkward running into you at Whale Foods. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1830 This is not where I thought I'd find Moby Dick, on the chip aisle. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1831 Hunting for you was easier than hunting for toilet paper. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1832 I have a disability, what's your excuse for not wearing a mask? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1833 The krill chips are on special this week 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1834 It says it's a dish best served cold. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1835 For the last time, they don't make Krill-flavored Doritoes. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1836 No, you can't cut in line. What are you gonna do about it? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1837 You think seeing us shop together might confuse the Moby Dick readers? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1838 The Goldfish are on aisle two. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1839 No, I said try my leg of LAMB. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1840 From grocery’s cart I stab at thee. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1841 Whale whale whale I’ve got a bone to pick with you 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1842 Hump day? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1843 Trying to find food that doesn’t come in plastic. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1844 Avast curs'd whale and maintain social distancing. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1845 What is 'krill' anyway 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1846 I peg your pardon... 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1847 You like the dried herring don't you? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1848 I came in for their Whale of a Deal sale. You? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1849 Wouldn't you be better off at the fish market? 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1850 Call you what? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1851 These are KALE chips. The krill chips are Aisle 3. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
1852 It's imitation crab. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 16 1
1853 Funny we should meet here. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1854 Sorry, my name is Ahab, not Jonah. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1855 Notice the sale on sun block? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1856 I just found this bag of gluten-free plankton,ya want it? And it’s on sale. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1857 I swam a thousand miles to see if the TJs produce here was different. Sigh, shoulda stayed in Mexico. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1858 Now that's what I call a whale of a deal! 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1859 I have been obsessed with these 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1860 As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for salty snacks. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1861 Would you relax? I’m not buying caviar! 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1862 Don't think for a second this means it's over. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1863 If you’re looking for krill, it’s in aisle C. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1864 Why don’t you go find someone to eat in the dessert aisle. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1865 What are you blubbering about now? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1866 Ok, I'll do it, but the sequel's named after me! 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1867 I swear they’re only shaped like whales 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1868 Call me crazy but isn’t that you on the cover of Save the Whales? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1869 Let's harpoon as much as we can, and get right back to the boat. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1870 Yes, this tuna is also whale-safe 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1871 Oh,look ! ‘Salty Sailor’ flavour’ You’d like these. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1872 Would you mind grabbing another one of these from the top shelf? My legs aren’t what they used to be 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
1873 Please stop taunting me. I am trying to have a better work life balance. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1874 You’ve got to read the new Melville Monthly. I think we’re in it. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1875 Maybe there aren’t plenty of fish in the sea. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1876 They call it Fish-Meal. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1877 Oh, there you are. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1878 I think plankton is in aisle 6 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1879 Ahoy there! Two fathoms distancing if you please. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1880 Any objection to farm raised krill? 1.2660 0.06083 94 75 11 7
1881 We can get the “sea-salt” but there’s no “barnacle” flavor ! 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1882 Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; these new chips are delicious! 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1883 Are you sure that’s from a sustainable fishery? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1884 After the shop want to grab a Starbucks with Ishmael? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1885 BOGO on the freeze dried kelp. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1886 My therapist says I should get a restraining order... 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1887 Stop whining. I don’t care if they’re farm-raised plankton chips. They’re less expensive than your pricey organic ones and they taste just as good. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1888 I don't even like fried squid but I'm going to buy every bag because you bit off my leg. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
1889 Glad you've gone vegan. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1890 I just wanted some seaweed salad 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1891 I thought i told you to wait at the dock of the bay. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1892 Told you the plankton's cheaper at Costco! 1.2653 0.06077 98 80 10 8
1893 I hope they stock the plankton where you can reach it 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1894 Whale you please stop telling everyone how I lost my leg?...we're friends now and I'm so over it. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1895 Sea salt chips? 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
1896 If you say “Blow Me Down” one more time I’m filing a restraining order. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1897 aargh, Moby....would ye be afta givin' me some social distancing, mate? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1898 If you won’t wear a mask, the least you can do is stay back a fathom 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1899 Could you hold my place? I left my harpoon in the car. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1900 Excuse" me but where is the sea food 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1901 Seriously, you got the wrong guy! I'm in costume for a play. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1902 I prefer the British aisles. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1903 This scene rather spoils the allegory! 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1904 Could you let some air out so we can leave 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1905 Life became simpler when I switched from white whales to goldfish. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1906 Sea Salt or Salt Free? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1907 Starbuck is over in the coffee aisle! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1908 Oh I’m sorry, is this your roe? 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 0
1909 No, I’m over it. Do you want harpoon shaped pasta? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1910 You again, with that innocent look! 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1911 Do you know where I can find harpoons? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1912 Krill? Them's over on aisle seven... 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
1913 I think fish 'n kale chips sounds good. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1914 Fish for dinner tonight? 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
1915 Wow! You can’t find these anywhere. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
1916 I think the plankton is in aisle three. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
1917 That was the wailing wall, not the whaling wall! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1918 Call me what you will, I say these are better than Starbuck’s and don’t cost an arm and a leg. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1919 Wow, you really can find everything here. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1920 How about some wings this time? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1921 We can't just fill our baskets with frozen calamari. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1922 Tell Ishmael I'll call him. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1923 Let’s just cut to the chase. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1924 What is that smelt? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1925 Do you want the sea salt chips? 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
1926 There's gonna be a clean-up on Aisle 6 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1927 Who needs whaling when these chips have as much oil on them as a used harpoon. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1928 Avast Moby, keep aft one fathom please. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1929 I like Trader Joe's, too. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1930 You want the regular krill chips or the sriracha ones? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1931 Ahab felt the guy behind him at the supermarket was a real Dick. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1932 Don’t worry. It’s sustainable. 1.2632 0.05145 114 88 17 6
1933 Did you get Pfizer or Moderna? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1934 Thighs or Legs? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1935 Do you have a moment to talk about Herman Melville? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1936 You look like a fish out of water 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1937 No, the krill is on isle 9 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1938 Aye, it will taste better than my leg did. 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1939 "Yes, I have seen your cousin. He's on my wall." 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1940 Are you shopping for my other knee? 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1941 Yes, it's me ... Ishmael. Now will you stop following me around everywhere? 1.2626 0.06021 99 81 10 8
1942 So you’re done playing hard to get? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1943 I remember you eat meat, so you really should try these chips. They're classified as pareve. 1.2626 0.04887 99 78 14 4
1944 So, you're now keeping kosher? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1945 Whale what are the odds we'd meet here? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1946 This line Is designated for those With Special Needs. What’s your story? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1947 You’re not planning on taking this from me either, right? 1.2626 0.04445 99 78 17 3
1948 You’d think you’d be easier to find in the open ocean with how often I bump into you in the cereal aisle. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1949 I’d go with the Uncle Ben’s Instant Krill. Store brands can be hit or miss. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1950 I think you're a metaphor for too much sodium. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1951 First my leg, now you want my place in line? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1952 Just dipping my toes in the eternal waters of joy. You can go around. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1953 Good luck. Grocery stores don't have white sales. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1954 There's a limit on krill. You get five, and I'll get five. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1955 I searched for you all over the seven seas , I never thought to look in aisle 7 at Trader Joe’s. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1956 No, Smarty Mouth, it's not Captain Crunch. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1957 They say you’ll find it when you stop looking 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1958 Are you following me? 1.2621 0.05155 103 76 18 4
1959 I have a coupon for squid. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1960 I grabbed the tuna by accident 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1961 Where did you say we met? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1962 Ambergris? Aisle 4. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1963 No! You've got it all backwards! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1964 Hey Ahab! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1965 I swear to god if you choose plastic instead of paper I’m going to blow up at you 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1966 Please hurry, I’ve been waiting for awhale 1.2621 0.05337 103 82 17 5
1967 I don't know. I would have figured you for Zabars. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1968 What about this, can I throw this in the ocean? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1969 I didn't know that Goldfish came in different colors. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1970 No, this is the aisle for obsession unto madness. Krill is in the next aisle over. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1971 What? It says no whales were harmed in the making of this product. 1.2619 0.06364 84 66 10 6
1972 The situation has changed, ok?. This time we do need to respect social distancing 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1973 Look; they were nice enough to let you into this store. So don't complain that they don't carry your favorite brand of mackerel. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1974 All of a sudden you're a vegetarian? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1975 OK, you go to the meat counter for your usual leg of lamb. I'll pick out the wine. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1976 You do know I'm supposed to be following you. Right? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1977 Oh, this is your usual grocery store? I had no idea! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1978 I’ve been searching for this forever. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1979 I've searched the Seven Stores for this brand." 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
1980 Wait a minute, who's stalking who? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1981 I think I saw some of your kids over in the next aisle. Third shelf. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1982 At least I have a leg to stand on. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1983 Hey buddy - mind keeping back two leagues? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1984 Yes, it is the sustainable krill. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1985 So the sea salt? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1986 The krill are: Buy One Million, Get One Million Free 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1987 Does thou knowest where I might find fresh tuna? 1.2614 0.06153 88 67 11 6
1988 Headed to the boat. I'll try to catch you later. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1989 You know, I just have to thank you again for being so patient with me during that difficult time in our relationship. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1990 This fancy krill you like costs an arm and a leg! 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1991 Moby,we’d better head directly to the toilet paper aisle! 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1992 Can we talk about it later? I have bigger fish to fry right now. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1993 Grocery stores in South Wales. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1994 I'll put the chips back when you lay off the chunky tuna. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1995 Want to go to Starbucks after" 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1996 You want the cool ranch or jalapeno plankton? 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1997 Dolphin safe tuna okay with you? 1.2613 0.04909 111 85 21 4
1998 Don't be a dick. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1999 You remind me of someone I used to know. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
2000 Well, isn't that something? I was just thinking about you. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2001 Oh THAR ye are! Did you find Starbuck his stupid coffee 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
2002 Still hungry? Wasn't my crew enough? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2003 Okay. Okay. You're right. We'll go with olive oil and vegan margarine. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2004 Apparently, taro root is a natural substitute for human calf. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2005 Of course they're dolphin safe. They're potato chips. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2006 I don’t know what you’re so upset about, it says right here it’s called chicken of the sea. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2007 Did we meet on tinder? 1.2609 0.05651 92 75 11 6
2008 What did you call me? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2009 Stop complaining. These disguises were your idea 1.2604 0.05389 96 72 17 4
2010 Now what do you want? You already took my leg. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2011 Wanna munch on Captain Crunch instead? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2012 Trust me— I don't really need it. And you really don't want it. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2013 I'm on antidepressants now. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2014 Baleen?? Try aisle 6 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2015 Why can't you be like Biden and not hold a grudge? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2016 What's your preference: farm raised or wild caught? 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2017 Can we please get something other than sea salt this time? 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2018 Now you are a vegetarian? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2019 Relax, I'm only buying the fish sticks in the frozen food aisle. 1.2600 0.04845 100 75 22 2
2020 Sour cream and onion, or krill ? 1.2597 0.07016 77 64 6 7
2021 You've made your point about the unpleasantness of being stalked when you're just trying to get something to eat. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2022 What do you think, fish & chips tonight? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2023 Good news, they come in bite-size. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2024 Arrh, it be kale chips, not krill chips. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2025 No, I didn't forget the 22 cases of shrimp crackers. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2026 You look familiar. Have we met before? 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2027 I'll get the krill chips. You can pick out the dip. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2028 Leg of lamb is over by aisle 12. Leg of Ahab, however, is unavailable; I’ve got the last one! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2029 Krill? I told you this is Whole Foods, not Whale Foods! 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2030 Are you following me? I am NOT Ishmael! 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2031 Hey, look! Leg-flavored Krill Chips! 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
2032 If you don't stop following me, I'll harpoon ya! 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2033 We can't keep meeting like this. It'll be the death of me. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2034 This brand says that the krill is free range and non-GMO. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2035 Hey Dan, can I interest you in another Save the Humans petition? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2036 Thank god. Blubber free chips! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2037 And Ishmael said I was obsessed 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2038 I’m going to get the family size this time” 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2039 Ever since we became friends I've been eating this dehydrated krill. Have you tried it? 1.2589 0.05492 112 91 13 8
2040 Thar' Cheetos! 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
2041 Is frozen krill now kosher? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2042 The Jonahs are in aisle 5. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2043 Well, call me Ishmael. Starbuck has his own brand of coffee. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2044 I didn't even think to look for you here. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2045 Even if I did know where to find the anchovies, I wouldn't tell you. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2046 This is why we should never grocery shop hungry 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2047 İ'm sorry, İ didn't read the book. What is it you are searching for? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2048 How everything really started: “Hi, my name is Ahab!” 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2049 I think if you'd had these tasty Sea Salt chips on the last voyage, I'd still have my leg. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2050 I told you, there are no ‘Plankton Flakes’, just Corn Flakes 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2051 So, you've developed a raging taste for legs and thighs? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2052 Frozen Leg of Captain? I don't find that funny at all. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2053 You look eerily familiar to me. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2054 ... long story short, this is how I realized that shopping was more rewarding than whaling. 1.2584 0.05426 89 68 17 3
2055 I keep telling you - you need to read the book! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2056 Relax, It's only Pirate's Booty! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2057 I won't spit my last breath at thee before picking up breath mints at the register. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2058 I knew I’d find you in the snack aisle. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2059 I gave up being Moby Dick. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2060 I’m tired of hearing about the elephant in the room. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2061 Mobi, being a dick... 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2062 They let you in with no shoes? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2063 You're getting to be Ahab it with me. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
2064 I suppose we really should be wearing masks. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2065 Don't forget the oil for the lamps. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
2066 I am NOT your blubber's kipper ! 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2067 I would be careful. I just ran into Melville and he's considering changing the ending. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2068 Aye, my friend, tis' wise not to bite off more than you can chew. 1.2577 0.05913 97 79 11 7
2069 I swear these vegan thighs taste just like the real thing! 1.2577 0.06092 97 80 9 8
2070 It says sustainably sourced, but you’re the expert 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2071 Don’t worry, we’ve all been like fish outta water since COVID-19 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2072 I will be happy to deliver that for you. Just tell me where I can find you. 1.2574 0.04372 101 78 16 2
2073 I just love shopping here,everything smells so fresh. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2074 Shamu, not every thing in the store contains sea salt. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2075 They advertised that it would be a whale of a deal not a deal for a whale. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2076 Alright, so they ran out of the salted ones, you don't have to bite the manager's leg off." 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2077 If I can stab thine Hell's heart then ye be not distanced socially. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2078 Where’s the tuna? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2079 Better stock up on high protein snacks - don't want anymore late night "leg" cravings 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
2080 Sea salt is in aisle five. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2081 Who’s chasing whom? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2082 Do thee recommend the dried krill? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2083 Have you tried these? I'm obsessed. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2084 Oh, it must have said Whale Foods! 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2085 Okay okay. After this I'll take you to Starbuck's 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2086 A healthy snack is as rare as, well . . . 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2087 Call me Fishmael-sticks on sale! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2088 Shouldn’t you be in the krill and crustacean aisle? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 16 1
2089 Make sure those are wavy 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2090 Stop calling me Ishmael! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2091 Confrontation on Aisle 2 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2092 If we buy 10,000 bags, we get one free. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2093 How does it feel to be the one being stalked? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2094 Is it your day off too? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2095 break a leg. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2096 Hey, this is a Safeway! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2097 Nowadays, looking for wholesome, satisfying snacks is how I search for affirmation that the Creator to whom I pledged my life truly exists. And you? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2098 Why are you following me? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2099 It’s been a whale 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2100 You know I can see you, right? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2101 No, it's Cap'n Crunch. Not Cap'n Ahab. No relation. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2102 I think you need a larger cart. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2103 Obsessions don’t diminish in retirement. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2104 Didn't I see you at Nantucket last year? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2105 Was it degradable plastics you were recently moaning about? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2106 I think you'll like these much more than my left leg. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2107 Did you want bleach or hydroxychloroquine? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2108 Have you tried these new seaweed chips? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2109 See? We have all this plastic on land too! 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2110 They should write a book about this. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2111 Do you mind whale watching my cart for a second? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2112 Do you know if the krill in this store is fresh? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2113 You want the jalapeño or the sea salt? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2114 Are you kosher? 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
2115 Chips Log April 28th,2021. I've spotted a large white whale in the snack aisle. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2116 Nothing personal, but I prefer our old relationship. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2117 Whoppers still sell. Landlubbing whales, not so much 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2118 What do you think? Regular or sea salt? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2119 Where's your mask asshole? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2120 The first lesson is not to shop when you are hungry. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2121 Vegemite in aisle 6. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2122 Maybe we’ll run into Huck and Jim. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2123 Hello! I’ve been trying to reach you for ages. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2124 ‘Yeah, the ocean ran out of food. Didn’t you watch Seaspiracy, Leonard?’ 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2125 I never should have let you off the hook. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2126 No means no! Don't start blubbering either! 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2127 Right leg bones are in aisle 3. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2128 Just call this cereal. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2129 I thought I would run into you again sometime, but not here! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2130 Hush, thou vast and venerable head. These be vegan blubber chips. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2131 Whale, what? It was buy two get one free. 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
2132 So, shall we talk about the whale in the room? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2133 I said we are making kebabs, not Ahabs! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2134 They have your favorite krill on sale. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2135 Did you really just say, “Nothing from the sea?” 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2136 Of all the food marts in all the towns in all the world, he floats into mine. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2137 Call me, Ishmael we really should do coffee soon. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2138 Despite everything we’ve been through, I still can’t remember...do you eat gluten? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2139 Looking for me? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2140 I thought you only ate krill. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2141 Did you just lick your lips? 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2142 I believe you'll find Cap'n Crunch on aisle twelve. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
2143 I noticed the seafood section is looking bare. Maybe we can do something about that. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
2144 This doesn't look kosher to me. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
2145 whale excuse me sir, you’re blocking the chips 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
2146 So that’s where the narwhal’s horn went 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2147 Well there’s a novel idea... 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2148 ...but they never seem to talk about white WHALE privilege, do they? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2149 You know that you shouldn't shop when you're hungry, right? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2150 I tell you it IS kosher! 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2151 There goes the neighborhood 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2152 This is dill. Krill is in aisle 4. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2153 Call me Ahab. Ishmael is the other guy. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2154 “Did you happen to watch the PBS show on Hemingway?” 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2155 No, you’re not on the kosher list. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2156 It's never a good idea to go grocery shopping when you're hungry, Ahab! 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2157 I'm sorry, but you look really familiar... 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2158 You good with fish sticks? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2159 My new obsession is avocado toast. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2160 Lookin' for the "Cap'n Crunch"? 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2161 Relax, harpoons are not on the list. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2162 It’s weird seeing you outside of work. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2163 Is this really sea salt? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 14 2
2164 Those chips better be “Cape Cod” 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2165 What are you in the market for today, arms? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2166 I suppose you wouldn't know where the anchovies are. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2167 That was then. This is now. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 1
2168 How many times do I have to ask you to keep a wide berth? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2169 Yes, I got the chips with sea salt. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2170 Oh, hi! I've been looking for you... 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2171 I think we got off on the wrong foot" 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2172 Can you dunk? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2173 No, you misheard me, I said WE’LL MEET again 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2174 Please don’t look at me like that. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2175 You here for the krill sale? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2176 Hypothetically if you were to see this flavor floating in the water would you come and get it? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2177 The awkward silence seemed to last forever. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2178 Six feet, remember. Back it up, will ya, pal? 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2179 Well, I guess turnabout IS fair play... 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2180 It's a new, plant-based product called Impossible Fish, if you must know. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2181 You can try this brand, it won't krill you. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2182 Yeah, it's thier last bag of dried krill. What are you going to do about it, bite my leg off 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2183 So you are tired of eating plastic? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2184 Their truce was stable for years. Then Ahab grabbed the last bag of Plankton Puffs. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2185 call me when there's a sale. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2186 you look at me like there was any food left in the ocean! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2187 I swear it's the impossible whale burger this time. 1.2529 0.05831 87 72 9 6
2188 Oops, did someone just take the last bag of dried squid? My bad. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2189 These days, it seems, there's a Starbucks in every store 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2190 May I suggest leg of lamb as a viable alternative? 1.2529 0.05226 87 66 17 2
2191 I’ve gotta move quick, the Pequod is double parked. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2192 You're not allergic to seafood, are you? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2193 More like “white snail”. Let’s get home before the ice cream melts. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2194 Actually, the best coffee is at Starbucks. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2195 do you have a Question?" 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2196 All tuna is whale-safe tuna. Relax. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2197 ‘It is not down any map, true places nev... oh, scratch that. Found the Cheetos.’ 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2198 I can’t tell a lie—they’re whale chips. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2199 Do you catch a lot of grief over your last name? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2200 Well, I’ve heard of the elephant in the room... 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2201 Let me guess - you want the goldfish crackers? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2202 So, NOW you prefer processed food? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2203 Oh Dick! I didn't recognize you out of work! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2204 What do you need all this bleach for? You told me you were a natural. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2205 Sorry, I'm looking for okra, not orca. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2206 When I finally find the one I'm looking for, it turns out it's too many calories. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2207 Would crab dip be offensive? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2208 I don't see plankton on the list. 1.2525 0.04941 99 79 16 4
2209 Can you wait here til I pick up a six of Harpoon Ale? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2210 I've changed. These are sustainably sourced. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2211 Have you ever tried Pirate Booty? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2212 I’m a bit obsessed with these... 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
2213 Do you know if there's a Starbucks at this location? 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
2214 My name is Ishmael, and you'll be hearing from my lawyer. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2215 These will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2216 You want the freeze-dried krill? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2217 Don't forget the popcorn. TCM's showing the Huston version tonight. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2218 I know it's an obsession, but I need a fathom between us. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2219 I too am tired of fish'n chips. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2220 White Cheddar Chips? 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
2221 Jeez! At least with you it wasn't an arm and a leg. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2222 Stop copying me! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2223 Really? When did you become a vegitarian? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2224 Give me your Mobyle number and I’ll catch you later. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2225 Yes, it's low-carb, but you need to quit listening to what those dolphins say about your weight. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2226 Sorry, but Keto-friendly chips are my new white whale. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2227 Sorry, but I just took the last bag of krill. 1.2500 0.06248 76 60 11 4
2228 I'm going to need a bigger cart. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2229 Don't even think about my other leg! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 11 3
2230 Now my obsession is popcorn. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2231 Sardines in water or oil? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2232 Look, honey, the krill are on sale! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
2233 "Where is the sea food section?" 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2234 Shall we buy the krill ? It's on a 3 for 2 offer 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2235 Not quite as awkward as that time I saw my 7th-grade teacher at the strip club, but close. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2236 This Instacart gig is a good side hustle. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2237 Well... I don't think it's six feet from your forehead. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2238 Captain Ahab,I presume. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2239 I walk slow with my wooden leg. That’s fine, I’m used to disappointment from Humans. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2240 There's never a harpoon around when you want one. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
2241 There's a sale on krill, call Ishmael! 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2242 Did you grab the last bag of 20% off Krill? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2243 Do YOU know where the fish aisle is? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2244 Is your name Jonah by any chance? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2245 You damn near stove in me leg with ye cart! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2246 After all of that, who’d think we’d be shopping together? ... all’s whale that ends whale 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2247 I don't know about you, but I can't wait to get back to cruising and the free buffets. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2248 No, I don't know where they keep the plankton chips! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2249 We'll want to stay away from the Fish Counter - too many bad memories for both of us. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2250 No, YOU pay. It‘s the least you can do to make it up to me. 1.2500 0.06302 92 77 7 8
2251 The way prices are going up, your college education is going to cost me ‘an arm and another leg’ 1.2500 0.06774 80 67 6 7
2252 Remind me again, are you a vegetarian? 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2253 Will you eat dehydrated shrimp puffs? 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
2254 Ishmael recommends the tuna. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2255 Hold on big boy- last time I got hurried along on my ‘honey do’ list I became peg leg Abe. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2256 I know. This whole "six feet" of distance is so subjective. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2257 I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I will go to it eating chips 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2258 Sadly for his readers, Herman rejected Mrs Melville's more upbeat suggestions. 1.2500 0.06312 88 73 8 7
2259 Hey, do you know if these krill chips are keto? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2260 Excuse me - did you consider the future health of the oceans when you chose that packet? 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2261 You'd know my name if you read the book about you! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2262 Which one of us is going to bring up the elephant in the room ? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2263 Was my leg gluten free? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2264 We agreed that the east side Trader Joe's was mine and you could shop on the west side 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2265 This one? Low-blubber salt and vinegar? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2266 Who? Me? No, no. My name's not Ahab. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2267 Vengeance is served at the cold-cut counter aisle 13, but it is self check-out. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2268 Vegan chips? Really?! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2269 Did you call me Fish Meal? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2270 I'm obsessed with these things, but I can never seem to find them. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2271 Busted 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2272 Do you think these are vegan? I'm trying to reduce my footprint 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2273 Moby, sometimes you’re just overWHALEming 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2274 No, it’s not me. I must have one of those faces 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2275 See? It’s vegan. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2276 No. It left me with a fishy aftertaste. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2277 Well would you look at that, no MSG. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2278 Ummm ... “Awkward” 1.2500 0.04872 80 62 17 1
2279 Can't help over buying when hungry 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2280 It says it is made from real plankton parts. 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
2281 ‘What’s a little harpoon between friends?’ 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2282 Did you hear about Starbuck’s coffee? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2283 Ditch the plastic, you piece of shit. 1.2500 0.07063 72 59 6 6
2284 This is the best fish out of water story ever! 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2285 Is this the end of all my bursting prayers? All my life-long fidelities? Oh, Ahab, Ahab, lo, thy work. Steady! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2286 Did we like the barbecue flavor? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2287 Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2288 Just don’t call me Ishmael 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2289 Call me... surprised to see you here. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2290 What else do we need, Moby? It might be a long night.... 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2291 Separate bills. One of us is not on 'food stamps'. 1.2475 0.05055 101 79 14 5
2292 Be careful. Choose products with biodegradable packaging. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2293 I KNOW you spend most of your time in the ocean, but salt and vinegar really is the best flavor. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2294 From hell's mart I strike at thee. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2295 I recommend the leg of lamb... or turkey ... or chicken.... 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2296 I'm totally obsessed with these chips, too. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2297 Jonah, you're blocking the aisle, and where's your mask? 1.2473 0.05439 93 71 15 4
2298 It’s a new cereal called Thar She Bl-O’s 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2299 And don’t call me Ishmael. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2300 Big Beluga is watching you! 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2301 Are you Captain Ahab? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2302 Of all the Costcos in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2303 I haven't seen you since that night at Starbuck's! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2304 Again, I'm sorry I made you go down the tuna fish aisle. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2305 What kind of fish do you like? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2306 Tell your agent no sequel without co-billing and gross points. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2307 Meat tenderizer? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2308 Of all the Supermarkets...” 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2309 Keep the leg. I grabbed the last bag of Krill-os. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2310 Not this one. It's made in a facility that also processes peanuts. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2311 We will stop by the pharmacy and get some Scope 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2312 Shopping for a leg of??? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2313 Stop whining. If you're that hungry, go grab a jumbo size bag of krill from Aisle 3. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2314 You were supposed to go to Aisle 2, Jonah. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2315 Excuse me do you know were the fish sticks are? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2316 'Sup? Long time no sea. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2317 You want legs and thighs, or just legs? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2318 I hope you're not following me! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2319 For the hundredth time, darling, I'm still crazy for you, just in a different way now. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2320 I bet no one saw this plot twist coming. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2321 Ye task me and ye heap me still - even here, alas. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2322 OMG what a coincidence...I just saw Herman out in the parking lot! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2323 No mask? What’s your excuse? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2324 I thought I told you no more Captain Crunch! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2325 It's too bad they're out of the extra-large plankton bags. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2326 You like the low-sodium ones, yeah? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2327 Would you please stop telling people that I 'm your Ahab. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2328 Aren't you supposed to be the white elephant in the room? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2329 Sea salt and krill kettle chips? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2330 Don't you dare pick up caviar! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2331 What kind of bait do you like? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2332 Yes, White Whales Do Matter. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2333 It's not whale meat. Honest! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2334 Out of all the Costco’s in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2335 I've been looking for you for years. I see that you moved to my neighborhood. How fortunate for me! 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
2336 You look very familiar. By any chance, did I ever harpoon you? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2337 If I'd known you liked potato chips, we could have saved ourselves an awful lot of trouble. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2338 They're out of fresh krill. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2339 My name’s Jonah—where’s your mask? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2340 Yes, it was fun. But I wasn't looking for a relationship. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2341 The krill is gone. The krill is gone away. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2342 Hath seen the White Corn Chips? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2343 The fish sticks are in the frozen section. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2344 Here it is. Krill on Aisle 6. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2345 Well, I DID say "I'll see you in the depths of hell!" So, it's the depths of Aisle 11. Go figure. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2346 Enough talk about my obsession with some white whale, Ishmael, we’re here for provisions! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2347 No, I won't go to the record shop to buy you that Moby Disc 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2348 I’ve been good! Started going to therapy, which has helped a lot with all of that madness talk—and I recently made my own sourdough starter! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2349 You know what? You were right; we did need two carts. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2350 GOLDFISH? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2351 Don't worry. I'm vegan now. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2352 After quarantine, I'm not sharing my chips anymore Moby. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2353 Don't give me that look, it's sustainably sourced. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2354 "Aye, aye! it's that accursed white whale that razeed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day! Haunting me still in my search for provisions, arrgh!" 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2355 It's called a Prosthetic. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2356 I just saw Ishmael come in. Don't call him "Ish", he hates that. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2357 When we’re finished shopping, let’s swing by Starbuck’s. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2358 These shrimps are on sale. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2359 It never really tastes like sea salt, am I right? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2360 Never thought I’d catch you here. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2361 Whale, whale, whale.... fancy seeing you here. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2362 Can you just stop following me? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2363 Freeze dried krill, frozen krill, krill oil, fresh krill--krill, krill, krill! Can't you just TRY something else? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2364 So now you’re following ME? 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2365 How did you know that I'm on an obsessive hunt for Pepperidge Farms goldfish crackers? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2366 What a strange year we have had! Anyway, have you heard Jonah is missing? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2367 The Arctic hasn’t melted yet. But, I wanted to check out the neighborhood before we move in. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2368 What brand of kelp chips do you prefer? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2369 Aye, so now you're trolling me? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2370 Six feet,asshole..... 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2371 Don’t worry, these are just broccoli spears. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2372 Ahab, we should quit shopping here! They never have packaged Krill! 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2373 These are just Trader Joe's Scandinavian Swimmers. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2374 Where were you Richard, I've been looking everywhere. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2375 How do you feel about animal crackers? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2376 Jonah, it’s so good to see you. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2377 In all the supermarkets in all the towns in all the world... 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2378 I'm glad you're expanding your diet because I only have one more leg. 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
2379 No krill but here's one with sea salt. 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
2380 You want cream for your what-hole? 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
2381 Just add water 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2382 When Ahab chided Wendy, "Never shop on an empty stomach," he had no idea how ironically their marriage was about to end. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2383 Do you have something against me as to provoke your continual ramming of my cart? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2384 Chowder again? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2385 Whos' obsessed? You're following ME! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2386 Finding the perfect tortilla chip is sort of my white whale. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2387 Ishmael says,"Hi!" 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2388 Did you see the BOGO on fish sticks? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2389 How did the second jab go for you? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2390 You were right, it wasn't about you. I was just hungry. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2391 They make them with palm oil these days 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2392 Darling, never forget that I’m YOUR white whale. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2393 You'll find krill in the frozen section. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2394 Yeah, I know they're bad for me, but I can't control my compulsion for these sea salt flavored chips! 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2395 Hey look! They've got something called Pirate's Booty... 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2396 No, we don't dip everything in salt water. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2397 Since when are you vegan? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2398 Do you have to follow me everywhere? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2399 I never expected to see you in the vegan aisle. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2400 This one's non-fat. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2401 And people say I carry a grudge. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2402 The price of good sea salt has really gone up 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2403 I found them, Moby. 'Real Sea Salt'. Now can we check out? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2404 Salt and vinegar? Call these delish-mael. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2405 Excuse me, do you know where I might find the ambergris? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2406 Just a little boat snack 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2407 First the whale in the Hudson River, and now this? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2408 Oh, so you get to dress like abraham lincon and look at ME like I'M the weirdo creep? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2409 So your favorite song is “Walkin’ After Midnight”? A whale of a tale, I say! 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2410 Damn you! I told you the Beluga caviar is in the next aisle. 1.2436 0.06103 78 62 11 4
2411 You’re the wild gefilte?! 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2412 The tabloids say that we hate each other. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2413 I get that a lot. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2414 these ones are baked, if you're concerned about blubber 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2415 Oh, I didn't realize I was on the fish and chips aisle. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2416 No, I don’t eat white bread anymore. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2417 If this doesn’t kill you, nothing will. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2418 Would it kill you to try something else besides krill. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2419 Are these dolphin safe? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2420 How about fish and chips for dinner? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2421 It's the hat, isn't it? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2422 We're almost done shopping, just need to find the harpoon aisle 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2423 Enough with your tables turned stuff. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2424 Why shimmer me...It's damn you. I demand a rematch. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2425 Ishmael? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
2426 Well blow me down, you shop here regularly? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2427 Oh, I'm sorry, were these friends of yours?' 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2428 This weekend, let's go once more; for old-time sake. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2429 Beluga caviar...any relation? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2430 What do you say we catch up at Starbuck's? 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2431 It's not that kind of isle. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2432 There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke... and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own.”—Herman Melvill 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
2433 David! Long time, no sea! 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2434 You should hide when we get to check out. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2435 Ye can't beat these everyday low prices here at Whale-Mart! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2436 You know that save the whales certification sticker is just a marketing grab for the fishing industry, right? Trust me I’d know 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2437 Thank you, I’m obsessed with these and couldn’t have found them without you! 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2438 Quit your wailing! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2439 Have we met before? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2440 Sorry Dickie, only one packet of krill allowed per whale now. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2441 This is the largest size they have for calimari-flavored chips. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2442 No, I wasn't asking if you knew Moby the DJ. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2443 Fresh or frozen krill? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2444 No name calling, buddy. We’re BOTH in the junk food aisle. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2445 Of course not. Just regular oil. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2446 Avast! Do my wretched eyes deceive? Be this gluten-free pancake mix? 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2447 Freeze Dried Krill or 'Wild Caught' - your choice 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2448 Why do you keep asking what I would like for my last meal on earth? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2449 Please, it's my day off. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2450 Munchies? It’s going to be a long story. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2451 Do you know where they have the tartar sauce? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2452 I'm also in a hurry. The Pequod is double docked." 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2453 I' m guessing Captain Crunch is your favorite too. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2454 Quit stalking me. You're such a dick! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2455 Holy tortoise cheeks, Moby! Stop using your blowhole indoors. You're scaring folks. Now, where's the limes? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2456 Go ahead, you don't have much in your cart. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2457 You think this is ethically sourced? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2458 I guess this is the adventure part they'll never show. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2459 Thy hour and thy coupon are at hand! 1.2419 0.04773 124 99 18 5
2460 When'd you learn to walk like that? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2461 Would you mind watching my cart? I forgot my reusable bags in the car. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
2462 From Aisle 5, I stab at thee! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2463 Call me Ahab. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2464 I'd suggest we stop for a coffee,but you ate Starbuck. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2465 But it's a whale of a bargain! 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2466 Was it MSG, mRNA, or mere Chernobyl runoff? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2467 It would help me forgive if we set some boundaries. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2468 How are you still hungry? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2469 My name is Instacart. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2470 I promise this tastes better than my leg. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2471 Well, cut off my leg and call me Ishmail. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2472 Just looking for some light reading, you? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2473 Wanna try Cap'n Crunch? 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2474 Bandaids. Large or small? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2475 You want me for the podcast again? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2476 The seafood department is at the end of aisle 5. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2477 I'm busy right now. Can I harpoon you in the parking lot in, say, 10 minutes? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2478 I was told that the harpoons are in this aisle. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2479 You look good, have you lost weight? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2480 Stop staring, Ahab. It’s just a little quarantine weight. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2481 I think the krill is over in 'Aisle 3;- 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2482 You were right beside me all along. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2483 Call me Ishmael, price check on Aisle 3. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2484 That's not what I think of you - it was a metaphor! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2485 I miss going into work. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2486 I heard it's a whale of a sale! 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2487 A vegetarian? Yeah, right. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2488 Would you mind handing me that box of hardtack from the top shelf? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2489 I know I'm obsessing again – but do you know how much sugar is inside of these? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2490 Is that a wooden leg or are you happy to see me again? 1.2410 0.06548 83 70 6 7
2491 As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. And, yes, for salt and vinegar flavored potato chips. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2492 Phew! I was going crazy looking for these. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2493 You are in the wrong aisle for krill. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2494 Away from thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2495 Bumping into your sworn enemy at Trader Joe’s would be awkward for anyone 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2496 Starbuck's coffee is better. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2497 Oh Christ! You are real 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2498 I never forget a face - are you sure we haven't met? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2499 Don't suppose they have a Starbuck's here... 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2500 Still hauling in the royalties, eh? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2501 Whaddya mean “ya don’t like Captain Crunch”? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2502 Cute mask 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2503 Six feet bitch. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2504 I 'm obsessed with these potato chips. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2505 See you later at Starbuck's? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2506 I’m sorry, they don’t seem to come in a leg flavor. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2507 Beats eating plastic 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2508 I KNOW you prefere squid, but give the quinoa at least a try! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2509 Oh look, this brand has a Dolphin Safe label. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2510 The krill’s on Aisle 8, unless you want this dried stuff. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2511 Are you sure we haven't met before? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2512 Speak, thou vast and venerable head. Is this on sale? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2513 Beluga or Osetra? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2514 Non-GMO, gluten free, organic, freeze dried krill? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2515 Tuna's in Aisle 4. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2516 I can't believe it! Finding this flavor has been my...oh you know. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2517 Oy, for the last time, kosher supermarkets don't carry shrimp, krill, or plankton. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2518 I've told you before. Mrs. Paul and I are just friends. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2519 Do you know where they keep the krill? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2520 I think the moisturizer is in aisle 7. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2521 I can't help myself--it's dangerous to shop while hungry. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2522 Do you need a ride back to the sea? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2523 Sea captain's legs are in aisle six. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2524 A sequel? You obviously didn't read the novel. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
2525 Yes, it is your turn to follow me, but this is just too close. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2526 the lucky ones 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2527 Didn’t we get enough whale jokes from the last cartoon caption contest? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2528 It’s no different from the name-brand kelp. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2529 Excuse me, do you know where I can find the Beluga caviar? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2530 Be patient. We'll stop at Starbuck's on our way home. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2531 Yes, it's real sea salt. It says so right on the package. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2532 No. Starbucks down at the back of the store. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2533 Have you tried the gluten-free krill? 1.2396 0.05287 96 76 13 4
2534 Glad to see your diet includes things besides my leg. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2535 Any dietary restrictions? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2536 Up for a latte? There's a place round the corner you've probably heard of. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2537 You know, people would just call you Moby if you put on some pants. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2538 You think this is gluten free? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2539 I've told you I'm sorry, but this is my last time helping you shop. Whole Foods says I do not qualify as a therapy animal. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2540 Did you remember the tarter sauce? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2541 Brace yourself. We're coming to the seafood aisle. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2542 Who put lamp oil on the list? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2543 Does this shopping cart make me look fat or fin? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2544 Are those low-blubber? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2545 Beluga Bites. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2546 Ahab's in aisle nine eleven. You're in the Puritan aisle. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
2547 You said you were sorry.Enough." 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2548 Forgot" your wallet again 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2549 Just getting some ingredients for a dish best served cold. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2550 I never thought I'd find you in the Doubloon Store. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2551 The prices here are krilling me! 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2552 Stop being be a dick Moby, the freshwater shrimp don't cost an arm and a leg. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2553 Did you want the granola with or without krill? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2554 Any idea where the tuna fish is? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2555 Should we get sea salt or sour cream & onion? 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
2556 Excuse me but where can I find the tarpons? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2557 Well, call me Ishmael!!! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2558 Krill oil? I'd try the Supplements section on aisle six. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2559 Ishmael said these are on the BOGO. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2560 Starbucks okay? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2561 For dinner tonight, you okay with frozen calamari? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2562 Thus, I give up the asparagus spears” 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2563 I guess we’ve both got our sea legs. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2564 Yeah, so it's high in fat, why do you care? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2565 I only buy dolphin-safe now. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2566 What’s the price of shrimp? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 11 2
2567 That’s your white privilege talking. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2568 I hope those edibles just kicked in... 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2569 at least you won’t be needing toilet paper 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2570 Call me easy-meal. 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2571 If you must, call me Ishmael !!! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2572 Starbuck sold out. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2573 In what aisle can I find sperm oil? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2574 Ok, I forgot the list: call me Ishmael 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2575 6 feet apart please, sir 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2576 Why do I feel like you’re following me? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2577 Do you recommend the goldfish? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2578 This dried seafood is good and it is kosher. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2579 Hi. I'm Joby. Moby's brother. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2580 It is Captain Arab,to you! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2581 Ho, towards me thou roll? Move your trolley back a bit. You're a Dick. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2582 Excuse me, but this is Whole Foods, not Whale Foods. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2583 No, no...I'm supposed to be stalking you" 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2584 Since I swallowed Jonah, I don't need nearly so many groceries! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 11 4
2585 It is just a dream...It is just a dream...It is just a dream 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2586 What are you looking at? They have a whole section with legs these days. Prepackaged. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2587 Call this my aisle. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2588 Have you tried the Beyond Blubber? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2589 Let me guess Captain ... fish and chips for dinner ? 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2590 That awkward moment you run into someone you have been trying to avoid at the supermarket. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2591 I thought we'd have classic American tonight. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2592 The Stick and the Dick 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2593 Aye, I do know Cap'n Crunch isn't part of the South Beach Diet. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2594 Ok, I call false advertising, Last Week, Blue Whale? sorta grey. Humpback? More Hump front. Right Whale? Wrong!!! And now you, …Sperm Whale!!!? Nothing… 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2595 It's actually just Ish now. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2596 You think you can treat me like another one of your conquests and never call. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2597 Excuse me, Captain Ahab...if you're in here getting provisions, and I'm in here getting provisions, who's out there waging the epic battle?? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2598 For the last time, my name is not Jonah! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2599 Seriously. How many packages of panko do we need? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2600 Oh you know, just standard calorie counting, exercise, and chopping off the occasional limb. 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
2601 SHOO!!!! I've lost one leg and I'm not letting go of the other one! 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2602 What if I got you a CASE of snacks? Then would you leave me alone? 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2603 I'll get the kale. You get the krill. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2604 Well, you're looking whale. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2605 Once I started getting more fiber and less revenge, well, things are just smoother, you know? 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2606 You are welcome to go ahead of me. After all, you do have White Whale Privilege. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2607 So they’re starting to open everything back up, even the oceans I see. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2608 Is that the last bag of Krill Chips? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2609 Well, it's nice to see you again, under much better circumstances. Sorry about the harpoon incident. 1.2371 0.05238 97 77 15 4
2610 Sure he’s a great storyteller, but wow is he a lousy cook. There’s a reason we all call him ‘Ish-meal.’ 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2611 Hey there! W-a-y too close, buddy. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2612 Want to catch up at Starbucks? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2613 Oh my, fancy meeting you here. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2614 You look so familiar. Do I know you from somewhere? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2615 So we meet again 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2616 I notice you’ve been spending a lot of time with Herman. Any word about sequels? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2617 On your left. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2618 What? Now YOU'RE following ME?? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2619 Do you like this kind of bait? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2620 I couldn't find a mask big enough! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2621 Whale,whale,whale! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2622 I found the plankton chips. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
2623 What are you looking at? They had the fish at a discount ... since they no longer exist in the sea I came here!! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2624 Maintain social distance, Fathead! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2625 Hey Moby, do you care if it's not organic? 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
2626 This is the biggest size they have. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2627 It's so nice to run into you again. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2628 Years of pursuing you and NOW you’re all up in my space?? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2629 You know where I can find the salmon? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2630 Will you please stop following me 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2631 Can you be a little less conspicuous? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 17 2
2632 Don't worry, my doctor said it was only a mild side effect from the Covid vaccine. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
2633 No, I don’t know which isle for legs. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2634 Remember to keep one fathom social distance 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2635 You can't spend your whole life on the high seas, Moby. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2636 Aha,so we do have something in common! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2637 When the ad said 'Whale of a Sale' I didn't think I'd be seeing you again. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2638 Are you following me on porpoise? 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2639 Sorry, I don’t think we’ve met before. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2640 I can't believe they named this snacks after Captain Ahab 1.2361 0.06094 72 57 11 3
2641 Have we met before? You seem to be getting awfully CHUMmy with me 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2642 Look if I buy all this stuff you have to promise me you won't sink the boat 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2643 You might want to cut down on the snacks: you're starting to look like a whale... 1.2360 0.05305 89 67 15 3
2644 What happened to the elephant in the room? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2645 We’re gonna start with Meatless Mondays. 1.2360 0.06194 89 75 7 7
2646 Now all we need is 200 pages on the history of shopping carts. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
2647 I'm hurrying...just don't be a Dick about it. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2648 These aren't the sort of 'chips' you're thinking of..." 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
2649 Really, Ahab, Whole Foods...couldn’t you have just harpooned me? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2650 So...you are worried about the plastic packaging. Really!? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2651 Look, I always shop here. Everything isn't always about you!? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2652 Get your own goldfish 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2653 And when do you plan to go back to the office? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2654 This is the world liberals want 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2655 And what if they're not sea salt and vinegar? Are you gonna bite my other leg off? 1.2353 0.04862 102 79 18 3
2656 Should we stop at Starbuck’s? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2657 Well blow me down! Moby is that you? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2658 My PTSD is really acting up right now---would you mind going ahead of me to check out. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2659 What the F**k? 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2660 Jonah, is that really you? 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2661 Oh golly, I thought you called Ishmael. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2662 This is what I call me nosh aisle. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2663 Krill ye say!?!? Arrr! That'd be Aisle 9. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2664 Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses - then, I account it high time to buy some Cheese Doodles as soon as I can. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2665 Aye, I'll grant you the words bear some similarity but this is a 'Whole Foods,' not a 'Whale Foods!' 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2666 Yay or nay on the gluten-free kelp? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2667 The more things change ... the more they remain the same. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2668 I'll just grab one more of these pirate booty snacks and then we can head over to Starbuck's for book club. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2669 Yeah, I took the last bag of krill. What are you going to do about it? Sink my boat? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2670 Yes, seafood is aisle 7. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2671 I was just looking for you. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2672 I just don't want a repeat of the last time we shopped together while you were hungry. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2673 There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke..." (From Moby Dick by Herman Melville 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2674 My feet are killing me. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2675 When we’re done I’ll call Ishmael and we can all grab a Starbucks. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2676 Gosh I’m sorry, I’m really bad at remembering faces, but if you say we’ve met before I believe you 1.2353 0.05712 85 68 12 4
2677 What? I try to eat local, but you left me no other choice. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2678 Meet back at the bay in an hour? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2679 Don't you know that you'll look a lot less pale and feel healthier, if you shop the outside aisles of the grocer? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2680 I think you have the wrong Jonah! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2681 For long voyages, I usually go with sea salt 'n vinegar. But what do you know about this new "obsessed with revenge" flavor? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2682 Well, I think you’re funny looking too! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2683 You might want to try some of these “Old Salt” flavored chips. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2684 That's 'move it, CAPTAIN' to you! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2685 So I'm obsessed with marshmallows. Your point? 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2686 Oh hey, umm sorry about the harpoon. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2687 Call me Trader Joe. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2688 Is the imitation squid okay, or are you going to make this about you and me? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2689 Social distance sir! Your insistence in presenting an existential threat knows no bounds? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 10 4
2690 I see you found the krill aisle. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2691 Whale, whale, whale... What do we have here? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2692 I assure you that everything on the list is vegan 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2693 We can call it even if you let me use your shopper’s plus card on this cereal. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2694 It’s not really a meet-cute if you keep following me. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2695 It was a one-sided thing, I've moved on, can't we just drop it 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2696 I can't believe the prizes of sea food nowadays, Don't you agree? 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2697 I don’t think Whole Foods has plankton. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2698 What? I gotta eat too, ya know! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2699 Eh Tu, Ishmael? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2700 The krill is in frozen foods. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2701 Queequeg tells me ye got no future as a secret shopper. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2702 What say after this we go grab a coffee at Starbucks? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2703 And I thought the elephant in the room was a challenge. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2704 People stare at me too. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2705 Hey, I’m supposed to be following you! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2706 YOU are carb-shaming ME?! You literally have a layer of blubber! 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2707 A doubloon doesn’t go as far as it used to, you know... 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2708 Call Me Vegan. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2709 Yes, you have to go a long way to get decent krill these days. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2710 Buying fish at the store sure is easier than catching my own 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2711 No mask? Really? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2712 Yes, they're low salt, but let's remember where you live. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2713 Wait — aren’t I supposed to be following you? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2714 Ah-ha! My therapist said I might run into you... 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2715 Six feet!! That’s not six feet! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2716 You heard about the'whale of a sale' too, huh? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2717 No, we're cool. Big tech is my moral enemy now. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2718 The waiting keeps me grounded. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2719 Could I meet you at the fish counter? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2720 It's leg flavor, your favorite. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2721 Put on your mask "Dick", and make sure it covers your blow hole also! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2722 See? There’s no need to bite off somebody’s leg! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2723 Starbucks? Never been there, you? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2724 Would you mind? Social distancing rule is 6 ft! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2725 I thought I was the elephant in the room,but you have taken that to a new depth. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2726 Don’t get this stuff. It’ll get you hooked. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2727 Seriously? This whale gating has got to stop! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2728 ‘This magazine says if I want your attention I should ask which pronouns you prefer’ 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2729 If he asks me to grab something off the top shelf I swear... 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2730 Yeah, I got my eye on you. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2731 This brand of granola has got a full serving of daily self-satisfaction derived from recognizable references to classic literature you never actually read, matey. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2732 Have you tried the (sea) salt and vinegar? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2733 Don't tell Starbuck. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2734 How long have you been on krill oil? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2735 What?" "You heard me, only if we have a coupon. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2736 And this one, since you want a captain and a crunch. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2737 Let me tell you the benefits of a plant-based diet 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2738 Don't you think you have eaten enough today? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2739 Sir! For your information, my flippers are MORE than six feet away from you! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2740 Just read the label. If it says krill it's got krill in it. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
2741 Ye also qualify for senior shopping hours? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2742 ‘Call Me Oatmeal’ - oh, that’s cute. I see what they did there. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2743 Excuse me- are those Kelp chips any good? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2744 right but at the time it’s how we lit lamps. And you weren’t endangered. To be honest, after quarantine I just lost interest. I got really into bread making. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2745 For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of pickle-flavored potato chips. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2746 Relax! It's "Beyond Plankton." 1.2330 0.04918 103 85 13 4
2747 First Jonah..now this? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2748 Call me later. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2749 Where did you park the Pequod? 1.2330 0.05380 103 84 11 6
2750 Pardon me! I’ve got something stuck in my teeth. May I borrow that toothpick? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2751 No bygones is not the same best by... 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2752 Fine, I'll get the other kind, but you don't have to be a dick about it. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2753 I hope that you don't mind, but I'm taking the last package of krill. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2754 Aye, ‘tis the last bag of sea salt and vinegar. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2755 Which shot did you get? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2756 Race you to the shrimp! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2757 Six feet Bubba! And don't rush me! This is seniors shopping hour. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2758 Ya' don't have to get such a big head about it! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2759 Would asparagus spea