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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-04-18T21:24:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-05-09T21:25:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-05-03T21:24:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | May 10, 2021 |
Number of captions | 6587 |
Number of responses | 1141292 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Don't give them anything. It only encourages sequels. | 1.9930 | 0.00838 | 9157 | 2976 | 3269 | 2912 |
1 | Be careful, the one behind us is unabridged. | 1.9895 | 0.00795 | 10013 | 3225 | 3668 | 3120 |
2 | I think I took one of them to bed. | 1.9841 | 0.01010 | 6409 | 2149 | 2214 | 2046 |
3 | we're literally surrounded | 1.9746 | 0.00895 | 8493 | 2999 | 2711 | 2783 |
4 | Just say you like them better than the movie | 1.9683 | 0.00960 | 6528 | 2069 | 2597 | 1862 |
5 | Just keep walking and act illiterate. | 1.9622 | 0.00796 | 10228 | 3516 | 3583 | 3129 |
6 | Just play it cool and whatever you do don’t say the movie was better . | 1.9545 | 0.00787 | 10191 | 3457 | 3741 | 2993 |
7 | Don't worry — they're not street smart, just book smart. | 1.9469 | 0.00877 | 8158 | 2789 | 3013 | 2356 |
8 | I've always felt uncomfortable in literary circles. | 1.9462 | 0.00901 | 7436 | 2457 | 2922 | 2057 |
9 | This is textbook harassment. | 1.9460 | 0.00892 | 8313 | 2984 | 2794 | 2535 |
10 | I wish the library would just go back to charging late fees. | 1.9447 | 0.00911 | 7887 | 2813 | 2697 | 2377 |
11 | That big one scares the Dickens out of me. | 1.9441 | 0.00911 | 7692 | 2683 | 2756 | 2253 |
12 | I can't tell what they want. They're hard to read. | 1.9416 | 0.00880 | 7622 | 2485 | 3097 | 2040 |
13 | They are bound and determined. | 1.9380 | 0.00934 | 7160 | 2473 | 2658 | 2029 |
14 | I suppose this is what the librarian meant by delinquent books. | 1.9363 | 0.00829 | 9005 | 3093 | 3393 | 2519 |
15 | These must be the rough drafts. | 1.9332 | 0.00807 | 9552 | 3311 | 3568 | 2673 |
16 | All Stephen King novels... I don’t see this ending well. | 1.9307 | 0.00858 | 8596 | 3040 | 3112 | 2444 |
17 | They all appear to be runaway bestsellers. | 1.9172 | 0.00791 | 9933 | 3533 | 3689 | 2711 |
18 | I've seen gangs before - I'm afraid this is a textbook example. | 1.9172 | 0.01084 | 5168 | 1800 | 1996 | 1372 |
19 | Don't judge them, dear. You don't know their stories." | 1.9080 | 0.00910 | 7197 | 2504 | 2851 | 1842 |
20 | They're just words. They can't hurt you. | 1.9037 | 0.01397 | 3147 | 1132 | 1186 | 829 |
21 | I'm not sure what they're saying, but they're speaking volumes. | 1.8987 | 0.00935 | 6854 | 2436 | 2676 | 1742 |
22 | Keep walking and don’t let them see your Kindle. | 1.8968 | 0.00949 | 6764 | 2444 | 2574 | 1746 |
23 | For God’s sake Ethel, give them your Kindle. | 1.8940 | 0.00853 | 8783 | 3319 | 3076 | 2388 |
24 | Hand over the Kindle and no one gets hurt. | 1.8935 | 0.00903 | 7903 | 3013 | 2719 | 2171 |
25 | The classics can be so intimidating. | 1.8924 | 0.00832 | 8284 | 2901 | 3387 | 1996 |
26 | Normally, I like when books come to life. | 1.8922 | 0.00902 | 7118 | 2486 | 2913 | 1719 |
27 | Uh-oh, it’s a novel virus. | 1.8889 | 0.00822 | 9648 | 3741 | 3238 | 2669 |
28 | Well what do you want me to judge them by? | 1.8836 | 0.00955 | 6864 | 2596 | 2471 | 1797 |
29 | I've always been intimidated by the Classics. | 1.8750 | 0.00921 | 6921 | 2517 | 2752 | 1652 |
30 | Give us your Kindle, and no one gets hurt. | 1.8742 | 0.00919 | 7586 | 2965 | 2610 | 2011 |
31 | Get a Kindle, you said. The books won't mind, you said. | 1.8727 | 0.00884 | 7976 | 3059 | 2874 | 2043 |
32 | Careful, they look like hardbacks. | 1.8699 | 0.00927 | 6971 | 2599 | 2680 | 1692 |
33 | Just ignore them and they'll go out of print. | 1.8696 | 0.00864 | 8007 | 2982 | 3087 | 1938 |
34 | Well, then how SHOULD I judge them? | 1.8666 | 0.01029 | 5983 | 2348 | 2085 | 1550 |
35 | I think they want our jackets. | 1.8658 | 0.00939 | 6684 | 2479 | 2623 | 1582 |
36 | I hated not finishing them, but I figured, what’s the worst that could happen? | 1.8641 | 0.00872 | 7856 | 2955 | 3014 | 1887 |
37 | These are the worst of tomes. | 1.8625 | 0.00914 | 7614 | 3019 | 2623 | 1972 |
38 | Maybe these are the novel variants they’re talking about. | 1.8606 | 0.00987 | 6372 | 2482 | 2296 | 1594 |
39 | I like books that are a little less demanding. | 1.8544 | 0.00896 | 7021 | 2564 | 2915 | 1542 |
40 | I wish they'd stop calling us 'spineless.' | 1.8527 | 0.00824 | 9147 | 3616 | 3262 | 2269 |
41 | Great. Now the book covers are judging us. | 1.8475 | 0.01019 | 6064 | 2441 | 2107 | 1516 |
42 | Some books just beg to be read | 1.8395 | 0.00925 | 6618 | 2491 | 2698 | 1429 |
43 | Now I know what they mean by runaway best-sellers. | 1.8388 | 0.00964 | 6183 | 2354 | 2472 | 1357 |
44 | Yeah, well all I said was that the film is better than the book. | 1.8377 | 0.00989 | 5760 | 2166 | 2363 | 1231 |
45 | Well, it could be verse. | 1.8337 | 0.01389 | 3283 | 1358 | 1113 | 812 |
46 | Well, this is a novel situation." | 1.8250 | 0.01699 | 2040 | 810 | 777 | 453 |
47 | They’re just rough drafts. | 1.8212 | 0.01060 | 5029 | 1951 | 2026 | 1052 |
48 | I hope the vaccine is effective against this novel strain. | 1.8189 | 0.01545 | 2556 | 1053 | 913 | 590 |
49 | Looks like this place is already fully booked. | 1.8146 | 0.01249 | 3673 | 1455 | 1444 | 774 |
50 | This isn't what I imagined when I heard there was a 'novel' virus going around | 1.8030 | 0.01303 | 3635 | 1550 | 1251 | 834 |
51 | Hey, nice jacket! | 1.7880 | 0.01496 | 2533 | 1043 | 984 | 506 |
52 | His works never spoke to me before. | 1.7875 | 0.01487 | 2598 | 1081 | 988 | 529 |
53 | Don't panic, but they look like they've all served long sentences. | 1.7741 | 0.01717 | 2023 | 883 | 714 | 426 |
54 | Just look straight ahead,and don’t mention you have a kindle in your purse. | 1.7680 | 0.01792 | 1905 | 862 | 626 | 417 |
55 | Next time let's do the library then the magic mushrooms. | 1.7587 | 0.01991 | 1608 | 753 | 490 | 365 |
56 | Take us to your reader. | 1.7581 | 0.02034 | 1509 | 700 | 475 | 334 |
57 | It's fascinating how some books just speak to you. | 1.7560 | 0.01911 | 1545 | 669 | 582 | 293 |
58 | They have clubs where they get together and discuss people. | 1.7507 | 0.02034 | 1436 | 650 | 494 | 292 |
59 | Say what you will about Barnes and Noble. They kept these assholes off the street. | 1.7502 | 0.02254 | 1341 | 666 | 344 | 331 |
60 | Does this situation call for street or book smarts? | 1.7479 | 0.02133 | 1325 | 608 | 443 | 274 |
61 | This can’t have a happy ending. | 1.7435 | 0.02053 | 1271 | 550 | 498 | 221 |
62 | Don’t be intimidated by the classics, they just look tough | 1.7378 | 0.02133 | 1232 | 549 | 457 | 226 |
63 | I’m afraid of Virginia Woolf. That’s who. | 1.7363 | 0.02245 | 1172 | 541 | 399 | 232 |
64 | I thought a book circle would be relaxing | 1.7361 | 0.02181 | 1171 | 526 | 430 | 215 |
65 | Well, this is novel. | 1.7353 | 0.02285 | 1156 | 542 | 378 | 236 |
66 | I find the classics intimidating. | 1.7344 | 0.02146 | 1167 | 517 | 446 | 204 |
67 | This is a novel approach. | 1.7332 | 0.02373 | 1057 | 493 | 353 | 211 |
68 | I told you those reviews would come back to haunt us! | 1.7325 | 0.02202 | 1170 | 530 | 423 | 217 |
69 | Print’s not dead. It’s just desperate. | 1.7299 | 0.02299 | 1096 | 505 | 382 | 209 |
70 | I told you the whole family is basically a walking encyclopedia. | 1.7276 | 0.02264 | 1094 | 496 | 400 | 198 |
71 | Well, it's a novel way to get mugged. | 1.7229 | 0.02368 | 1032 | 481 | 356 | 195 |
72 | Let's not tell them we're going to a movie. | 1.7206 | 0.02341 | 1020 | 467 | 371 | 182 |
73 | Some literature can be so intimidating. | 1.7197 | 0.02434 | 931 | 426 | 341 | 164 |
74 | Everywhere I go, it's the same old story. | 1.7157 | 0.02457 | 911 | 419 | 333 | 159 |
75 | This is what happens when the copyright lapses and books enter the public domain. | 1.7144 | 0.02536 | 928 | 447 | 299 | 182 |
76 | Don’t encourage them. Next they’ll want a review. | 1.7116 | 0.02452 | 905 | 414 | 338 | 153 |
77 | Go ahead and get the audio books subscription,” you said, “no one will mind. | 1.7114 | 0.02606 | 842 | 397 | 291 | 154 |
78 | This certainly is novel. | 1.7106 | 0.02526 | 926 | 446 | 302 | 178 |
79 | I think in this case you can judge a book by its cover. Run! | 1.7098 | 0.02519 | 865 | 399 | 318 | 148 |
80 | I've never been checked out by books before. | 1.7073 | 0.02694 | 854 | 426 | 252 | 176 |
81 | Yes, but we shouldn't judge them by their covers. | 1.7052 | 0.02667 | 804 | 383 | 275 | 146 |
82 | Let's just say I wouldn't want to curl up in bed with one of them. | 1.7042 | 0.02686 | 791 | 377 | 271 | 143 |
83 | Do you still love being surrounded by books? | 1.7029 | 0.02580 | 838 | 395 | 297 | 146 |
84 | This is about our Kindle, isn't it? | 1.7016 | 0.02762 | 831 | 424 | 231 | 176 |
85 | I'd call this a novel experience. | 1.6995 | 0.02695 | 772 | 367 | 270 | 135 |
86 | Turns out they actually don't like being judged by their covers. | 1.6973 | 0.02546 | 816 | 394 | 282 | 140 |
87 | Keep walking, or before you know it, we’ll have an apartment full of them. | 1.6967 | 0.02728 | 755 | 366 | 254 | 135 |
88 | Just ignore them, Barbara - and they'll go out of print. | 1.6962 | 0.02722 | 757 | 362 | 263 | 132 |
89 | Don't give them anything. They'll just come out in paperback. | 1.6940 | 0.02740 | 745 | 357 | 259 | 129 |
90 | They were bound to do this. | 1.6937 | 0.02895 | 715 | 357 | 220 | 138 |
91 | Embarrassing reminders from that one nightstand. | 1.6904 | 0.03032 | 675 | 346 | 192 | 137 |
92 | I used to really like it when a book came to life. Now not so much... | 1.6888 | 0.02839 | 752 | 381 | 224 | 147 |
93 | Don't believe any of their stories. It's all fiction. | 1.6875 | 0.03009 | 656 | 329 | 203 | 124 |
94 | This book club is a bit more intense than I expected. | 1.6859 | 0.02968 | 624 | 300 | 220 | 104 |
95 | Don't let them shame you. Lots of people watch the movie first. | 1.6833 | 0.02888 | 660 | 324 | 223 | 113 |
96 | We'll be OK as long as nothing leaps off the page. | 1.6824 | 0.02895 | 655 | 323 | 217 | 113 |
97 | We're definitely not all on the same page here! | 1.6809 | 0.02751 | 702 | 334 | 258 | 110 |
98 | Don't give them anything. They'll just spend it on adjectives. | 1.6804 | 0.02981 | 632 | 322 | 193 | 116 |
99 | Put down the kindles and nobody gets hurt. | 1.6754 | 0.02995 | 687 | 359 | 192 | 136 |
100 | Oh, no.....looks like our words are coming back to haunt us. | 1.6733 | 0.02863 | 603 | 307 | 197 | 99 |
101 | A textbook case of extortion. | 1.6730 | 0.02935 | 636 | 312 | 220 | 104 |
102 | I really can't get a good read on these guys... | 1.6728 | 0.02877 | 593 | 274 | 239 | 80 |
103 | Looks like the Novel Virus is still with us. | 1.6718 | 0.03087 | 582 | 288 | 197 | 97 |
104 | I'm finding it difficult to read this crowd. | 1.6705 | 0.03219 | 519 | 253 | 184 | 82 |
105 | Pull yourself together, Sylvia. They're all fiction. | 1.6691 | 0.03313 | 538 | 277 | 162 | 99 |
106 | Prepare to drop your Kindle and run. | 1.6654 | 0.03184 | 508 | 244 | 190 | 74 |
107 | Careful, they're hard to read. | 1.6648 | 0.03144 | 543 | 267 | 191 | 85 |
108 | They speak volumes. | 1.6648 | 0.03126 | 540 | 263 | 195 | 82 |
109 | Just ignore them; they've all got a story." | 1.6644 | 0.02968 | 593 | 310 | 181 | 102 |
110 | I'm not sure if they're serious. These guys are hard to read. | 1.6641 | 0.03020 | 646 | 335 | 193 | 118 |
111 | I told you all those unread books gathering dust on the shelves would come back to haunt you one day. | 1.6637 | 0.03099 | 565 | 280 | 195 | 90 |
112 | This is Dostoevsky turf. We've got to blend in, so quick, suffer nobly. | 1.6633 | 0.03284 | 496 | 244 | 175 | 77 |
113 | You know how some books just stay with you long after you've finished reading them? | 1.6618 | 0.03155 | 553 | 277 | 186 | 90 |
114 | Do you ever notice how everyone wants to tell you their story. | 1.6616 | 0.03254 | 523 | 263 | 174 | 86 |
115 | I used to like being surrounded by books... | 1.6612 | 0.03152 | 549 | 274 | 187 | 88 |
116 | I'm not sure how to read this situation. | 1.6564 | 0.03199 | 489 | 254 | 155 | 79 |
117 | This area has changed since Barnes and Noble closed. | 1.6548 | 0.03266 | 533 | 280 | 158 | 93 |
118 | They're just encyclopedias. They think they know everything. | 1.6546 | 0.03192 | 553 | 284 | 176 | 93 |
119 | How much did you say you owe the library in late fees?" | 1.6526 | 0.03215 | 544 | 280 | 173 | 91 |
120 | Don't get them started. They speak Volumes. | 1.6524 | 0.03252 | 561 | 300 | 157 | 104 |
121 | I’ve read enough to know this story doesn’t end well for us. | 1.6521 | 0.03356 | 480 | 242 | 163 | 75 |
122 | Pretend we're back in college - just ignore them. | 1.6511 | 0.03212 | 556 | 290 | 170 | 96 |
123 | They were easier to ignore when they were on my nightstand. | 1.6495 | 0.03311 | 505 | 259 | 164 | 82 |
124 | Don't show them the Kindle, whatever you do. | 1.6490 | 0.03527 | 473 | 251 | 137 | 85 |
125 | In this case, I think we can judge them by their covers. | 1.6487 | 0.03272 | 501 | 253 | 171 | 77 |
126 | Looks like we're completely booked. | 1.6461 | 0.03336 | 503 | 261 | 159 | 83 |
127 | It looks Grimm. | 1.6459 | 0.03302 | 514 | 267 | 162 | 85 |
128 | Don’t worry, if they start anything I’ll beat ‘em to a pulp with my book club. | 1.6443 | 0.03513 | 461 | 242 | 141 | 78 |
129 | Don't mention the Kindle. | 1.6421 | 0.03267 | 503 | 257 | 169 | 77 |
130 | This book club looks a little aggressive for my taste. | 1.6419 | 0.03286 | 497 | 254 | 167 | 76 |
131 | I have always heard of books begging to be read, but I never thought I would meet any! | 1.6413 | 0.03467 | 446 | 228 | 150 | 68 |
132 | Remember, words can't hurt you. | 1.6408 | 0.03478 | 476 | 253 | 141 | 82 |
133 | Judging by their covers, these books are no good. | 1.6405 | 0.03460 | 459 | 238 | 148 | 73 |
134 | See? Closing the Borders only leads to more crime. | 1.6394 | 0.03759 | 416 | 224 | 118 | 74 |
135 | Actually, I have never gotten used to talking books | 1.6382 | 0.03438 | 456 | 235 | 151 | 70 |
136 | I told you this was going to happen when they defunded the library. | 1.6360 | 0.03296 | 478 | 245 | 163 | 70 |
137 | Let's just hope the words don't start leaping off the pages. | 1.6338 | 0.03647 | 426 | 227 | 128 | 71 |
138 | Don’t let them get to you. They’re obviously limited editions. | 1.6329 | 0.03671 | 395 | 204 | 132 | 59 |
139 | Fled any good books lately? | 1.6328 | 0.03913 | 384 | 209 | 107 | 68 |
140 | This is not the book group I thought we were joining. | 1.6325 | 0.03666 | 419 | 223 | 127 | 69 |
141 | When I kick 'War and Peace' in the index, you make a run for it. | 1.6324 | 0.03840 | 408 | 225 | 108 | 75 |
142 | This could mean trouble. How are you at speed reading? | 1.6322 | 0.03460 | 416 | 208 | 153 | 55 |
143 | They call themselves a club, but I know a gang when I see one. | 1.6317 | 0.03507 | 429 | 221 | 145 | 63 |
144 | I'm being judged by the covers. | 1.6276 | 0.03676 | 427 | 231 | 122 | 73 |
145 | Remember us? We're the books you always said you would read if you had the time? | 1.6270 | 0.03206 | 445 | 238 | 144 | 61 |
146 | Don't make any sudden moves. They look like crime novels. | 1.6265 | 0.03626 | 407 | 213 | 133 | 61 |
147 | Just keep walking, they have the novel virus. | 1.6263 | 0.03475 | 463 | 248 | 140 | 75 |
148 | It's one thing to check out books and quite another to have them check you out. | 1.6256 | 0.03659 | 414 | 221 | 127 | 66 |
149 | Just keep walking Doctor. They want you to remove their appendixes. | 1.6253 | 0.03836 | 379 | 203 | 115 | 61 |
150 | When the 'To Be Read' pile has finally had enough of waiting. | 1.6253 | 0.03400 | 483 | 259 | 146 | 78 |
151 | Sad, they're just begging to be read. | 1.6235 | 0.03524 | 425 | 222 | 141 | 62 |
152 | Don't judge them by their covers | 1.6231 | 0.03249 | 467 | 236 | 171 | 60 |
153 | I think they’re on a book tour. | 1.6207 | 0.03763 | 377 | 199 | 122 | 56 |
154 | Hand over your Kindle and no one will get hurt. | 1.6190 | 0.03455 | 483 | 266 | 135 | 82 |
155 | I feel like these book covers are judging us. | 1.6181 | 0.03815 | 398 | 220 | 110 | 68 |
156 | Once you join a book club, There is NO escape. | 1.6171 | 0.03780 | 363 | 190 | 122 | 51 |
157 | Russian novels have always intimidated me. | 1.6136 | 0.03611 | 383 | 208 | 117 | 56 |
158 | Did you check these guys out? | 1.6133 | 0.03610 | 406 | 216 | 131 | 59 |
159 | Is this a book tour? | 1.6131 | 0.03894 | 336 | 178 | 111 | 47 |
160 | I was always afraid Hell would be filled with all the books we bought and never read. | 1.6126 | 0.03377 | 413 | 223 | 133 | 57 |
161 | I don’t know what this is either, but let’s not read too much into it. | 1.6119 | 0.03550 | 420 | 229 | 127 | 64 |
162 | That's what happens when they self-publish. | 1.6091 | 0.04010 | 307 | 159 | 108 | 39 |
163 | They're bound to know. | 1.6091 | 0.04032 | 353 | 197 | 97 | 59 |
164 | It's a novel approach to panhandling. | 1.6082 | 0.03857 | 342 | 180 | 116 | 46 |
165 | «Remember us? We are the unread books you ordered during lockdown» | 1.6080 | 0.03770 | 375 | 202 | 118 | 55 |
166 | It sure was easier to quit our LAST book club! | 1.6074 | 0.04030 | 349 | 194 | 98 | 57 |
167 | I feel haunted by the classics I haven’t read. | 1.6064 | 0.03273 | 470 | 247 | 161 | 62 |
168 | I should have posted those negative reviews under an alias. | 1.6056 | 0.03406 | 431 | 226 | 149 | 56 |
169 | Hand over your library card and nobody gets hurt. | 1.6047 | 0.03608 | 387 | 204 | 132 | 51 |
170 | They want us to hand over our Kindles." | 1.6034 | 0.03436 | 406 | 227 | 120 | 59 |
171 | Just hand over your library cards and no one gets hurt. | 1.6034 | 0.03959 | 348 | 191 | 104 | 53 |
172 | We're overbooked again. | 1.6032 | 0.03634 | 373 | 200 | 123 | 50 |
173 | I think they'd like to have a word with us. | 1.6032 | 0.03637 | 378 | 199 | 130 | 49 |
174 | You see,Mary,we walked right into a textbook ambush. | 1.6028 | 0.03979 | 355 | 198 | 100 | 57 |
175 | Please let these be fiction. | 1.6025 | 0.03643 | 400 | 217 | 125 | 58 |
176 | This looks like a rough crowd... look at their jackets. | 1.6006 | 0.03530 | 348 | 199 | 98 | 49 |
177 | I think they're after my appendix" | 1.5994 | 0.04240 | 317 | 179 | 86 | 52 |
178 | They can't hurt us, they're just words. | 1.5978 | 0.03875 | 363 | 201 | 107 | 55 |
179 | They seem friendly, but I wouldn't judge them by their covers. | 1.5978 | 0.03735 | 363 | 194 | 121 | 48 |
180 | Thank goodness they're all fiction. | 1.5975 | 0.04063 | 323 | 177 | 99 | 47 |
181 | Don't be nervous---it's just a book club. | 1.5971 | 0.03862 | 350 | 190 | 111 | 49 |
182 | They must be self-help books. | 1.5971 | 0.03729 | 345 | 180 | 124 | 41 |
183 | Don't worry, it's all fiction. | 1.5960 | 0.03955 | 297 | 153 | 111 | 33 |
184 | Watch it, some of them grab you. | 1.5947 | 0.04001 | 301 | 158 | 107 | 36 |
185 | Apparently, this season's must reads have been released. | 1.5946 | 0.04245 | 296 | 163 | 90 | 43 |
186 | When you said your family were all big book people, this wasn’t what I had in mind. | 1.5942 | 0.03670 | 377 | 203 | 124 | 50 |
187 | Once they become movies, they'll be even worse. | 1.5940 | 0.03791 | 335 | 176 | 119 | 40 |
188 | Walk straight, don't make eye contact. These are hard covers. | 1.5932 | 0.04113 | 354 | 207 | 84 | 63 |
189 | Some books speak to me more than others. | 1.5921 | 0.03516 | 407 | 219 | 135 | 53 |
190 | Remember when you could judge a book by its cover and it wouldn't judge you back? | 1.5896 | 0.04282 | 307 | 175 | 83 | 49 |
191 | I swear this is my last book tour. | 1.5890 | 0.04126 | 292 | 157 | 98 | 37 |
192 | Maybe we should have taken the abridged route | 1.5886 | 0.03882 | 333 | 180 | 110 | 43 |
193 | Uh-oh, it's the books we said we would read during the lockdown. | 1.5879 | 0.03956 | 313 | 175 | 95 | 43 |
194 | Don't even read their titles. Just keep walking. | 1.5872 | 0.03925 | 327 | 180 | 103 | 44 |
195 | When I asked for books that speak to me, this is not what I expected. | 1.5871 | 0.04050 | 310 | 169 | 100 | 41 |
196 | I may sound biased, but yeah I'm judging them by their cover. | 1.5871 | 0.03880 | 356 | 199 | 105 | 52 |
197 | I knew that those bad reviews would come back to haunt us. | 1.5867 | 0.04045 | 300 | 161 | 102 | 37 |
198 | Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, William Shakespeare | 1.5866 | 0.04542 | 283 | 165 | 70 | 48 |
199 | I think it might be time to pay those library fines. | 1.5862 | 0.03964 | 319 | 173 | 105 | 41 |
200 | If you give them anything, they'll just waste it on bookmarks. | 1.5859 | 0.03786 | 355 | 194 | 114 | 47 |
201 | We are the unread books of your night stands’ past. | 1.5856 | 0.03717 | 374 | 206 | 117 | 51 |
202 | They look friendly, but you can’t judge them by their appearance. | 1.5838 | 0.03416 | 394 | 228 | 109 | 55 |
203 | They have a novel approach. | 1.5821 | 0.04265 | 280 | 154 | 89 | 37 |
204 | Careful, we’re in the banned books section. | 1.5810 | 0.03928 | 358 | 205 | 98 | 55 |
205 | Back Off, We're Readers! | 1.5779 | 0.04195 | 289 | 160 | 91 | 38 |
206 | Just keep walking. No one has touched them in years. | 1.5776 | 0.04207 | 303 | 172 | 87 | 44 |
207 | Don't look now, but 'War and Peace' is gaining on us. | 1.5759 | 0.04270 | 290 | 164 | 85 | 41 |
208 | There's a story in here somewhere | 1.5752 | 0.04109 | 266 | 140 | 99 | 27 |
209 | Well, we have to hit the books. | 1.5749 | 0.04176 | 327 | 192 | 82 | 53 |
210 | I wouldn't be so worried if they were paperbacks. | 1.5742 | 0.03981 | 310 | 170 | 102 | 38 |
211 | This isn't what I was picturing when you asked me to join your book club. | 1.5741 | 0.04045 | 324 | 184 | 94 | 46 |
212 | I know I shouldn't...but I'm judging. | 1.5739 | 0.04857 | 230 | 132 | 64 | 34 |
213 | Drop acid at the library" you said. "It will be cool" you said. | 1.5734 | 0.04539 | 286 | 171 | 66 | 49 |
214 | Let’s just hand ‘em over and hope we don’t get book clubbed. | 1.5714 | 0.04132 | 308 | 175 | 90 | 43 |
215 | What does it say about us that we are only being approached by non-fiction? | 1.5697 | 0.04570 | 244 | 137 | 75 | 32 |
216 | When I read, books come alive for me. | 1.5693 | 0.03675 | 332 | 189 | 102 | 41 |
217 | Seems like everyone has a story to tell | 1.5686 | 0.04202 | 299 | 171 | 86 | 42 |
218 | Look away! It's the books we had judged by their covers | 1.5683 | 0.03944 | 366 | 217 | 90 | 59 |
219 | The books I've been reading lately have really come alive for me. | 1.5681 | 0.03836 | 345 | 194 | 106 | 45 |
220 | In Dante's rarely discussed tenth circle of Hell the pedants are taunted forever by the books they've claimed to have read. | 1.5681 | 0.04497 | 257 | 146 | 76 | 35 |
221 | Just give us the Kindle and we'll let you go | 1.5677 | 0.04340 | 303 | 180 | 74 | 49 |
222 | They're the Ghosts of Books I Never Finished Reading. | 1.5676 | 0.03825 | 333 | 184 | 109 | 40 |
223 | I know we shouldn't judge them by their covers, but I just don't trust them. | 1.5675 | 0.04173 | 289 | 162 | 90 | 37 |
224 | On second thought, maybe I'm not really a "book club" type of person. | 1.5655 | 0.03983 | 313 | 175 | 99 | 39 |
225 | I think we’re reading this all wrong. | 1.5649 | 0.04333 | 262 | 146 | 84 | 32 |
226 | This isn't the book group I expected. | 1.5643 | 0.04185 | 280 | 156 | 90 | 34 |
227 | I've always found the Russian classics a little intimidating. | 1.5643 | 0.04002 | 319 | 181 | 96 | 42 |
228 | The tomes, they are a changin' | 1.5642 | 0.04237 | 296 | 171 | 83 | 42 |
229 | I'll tell them we're ditching the Kindle. | 1.5632 | 0.04380 | 261 | 147 | 81 | 33 |
230 | I dunno, they all seem to have a story to tell. | 1.5629 | 0.03811 | 286 | 168 | 80 | 36 |
231 | We're not buying your story. | 1.5628 | 0.04532 | 247 | 140 | 75 | 32 |
232 | Don’t panic. They can’t hurt you if you don’t open them. | 1.5627 | 0.04156 | 311 | 181 | 85 | 45 |
233 | Some favorite books still haunt me. But it’s the books I haven’t read that taunt me. | 1.5607 | 0.04009 | 321 | 184 | 94 | 43 |
234 | Don't be scared, you can't judge them by their covers | 1.5604 | 0.04136 | 298 | 170 | 89 | 39 |
235 | I know how this ends. | 1.5604 | 0.04109 | 298 | 169 | 91 | 38 |
236 | They know when you haven't read them. | 1.5584 | 0.04226 | 274 | 154 | 87 | 33 |
237 | Remember, they are literary constructs, not real people. | 1.5582 | 0.03942 | 292 | 159 | 103 | 30 |
238 | I didn’t mean I want to join a book club literally. | 1.5582 | 0.04117 | 292 | 165 | 91 | 36 |
239 | Let's just give them the late fees and get out of here. | 1.5573 | 0.04437 | 262 | 151 | 76 | 35 |
240 | My library late fees are beginning to haunt me | 1.5571 | 0.04235 | 289 | 167 | 83 | 39 |
241 | It's their turn to check us out. | 1.5565 | 0.04698 | 248 | 147 | 64 | 37 |
242 | They're definitely bound and maybe even determined. | 1.5560 | 0.04440 | 250 | 144 | 74 | 32 |
243 | Who's in a bind NOW? | 1.5547 | 0.04503 | 274 | 164 | 68 | 42 |
244 | These people are bound and determined. | 1.5531 | 0.04271 | 273 | 156 | 83 | 34 |
245 | I'd give them something, but they'll just spend it on provoking thought. | 1.5509 | 0.04411 | 285 | 174 | 66 | 45 |
246 | They appear to be in a bind | 1.5492 | 0.04033 | 295 | 167 | 94 | 34 |
247 | Don't let them see the Kindle. | 1.5490 | 0.04273 | 286 | 168 | 79 | 39 |
248 | If you give them anything, you know they’ll just blow it on dust jackets. | 1.5484 | 0.04472 | 279 | 169 | 67 | 43 |
249 | You know I'm not one to judge a book by its cover...but that one seems to be the leader. | 1.5479 | 0.03976 | 292 | 163 | 98 | 31 |
250 | I miss the days when they only cast reproachful looks at me from my nightstand. | 1.5474 | 0.04198 | 285 | 165 | 84 | 36 |
251 | The library is really taking these late fees seriously. | 1.5468 | 0.04215 | 267 | 156 | 78 | 32 |
252 | The classics have intimidated me since grade school. | 1.5464 | 0.04218 | 291 | 171 | 81 | 39 |
253 | I swear, Evelyn...some of the books I read stay with me forever. | 1.5451 | 0.04362 | 255 | 146 | 79 | 30 |
254 | Don't believe a word they say. They're self-published. | 1.5451 | 0.04668 | 233 | 136 | 67 | 30 |
255 | The first rule of Book Club, you don't talk about Book Club. | 1.5448 | 0.04431 | 268 | 159 | 72 | 37 |
256 | My local library has done away with fines, but I can't say I like the alternative much better. | 1.5447 | 0.04396 | 235 | 131 | 80 | 24 |
257 | If books could kill! | 1.5445 | 0.04151 | 292 | 170 | 85 | 37 |
258 | While I read these books years ago, they still speak to me today. | 1.5434 | 0.03880 | 311 | 176 | 101 | 34 |
259 | I’m not loving this book group. | 1.5428 | 0.04024 | 269 | 148 | 96 | 25 |
260 | Don't let them know you're a critic. | 1.5423 | 0.04091 | 284 | 162 | 90 | 32 |
261 | I feel guilty when I run into the ones I did not finish.” | 1.5404 | 0.04111 | 285 | 164 | 88 | 33 |
262 | I'm starting to think you can judge some books by their covers! | 1.5399 | 0.04299 | 263 | 152 | 80 | 31 |
263 | Now we’ll test if words will ever hurt us... | 1.5397 | 0.03847 | 252 | 149 | 77 | 26 |
264 | We prefer books that are less demanding.” | 1.5393 | 0.04116 | 267 | 150 | 90 | 27 |
265 | A classic hold-up. | 1.5385 | 0.04535 | 234 | 135 | 72 | 27 |
266 | I think its time we pay the library those late fees we owe." | 1.5382 | 0.04406 | 249 | 144 | 76 | 29 |
267 | Whatever they do, don't read too much into it. | 1.5374 | 0.04640 | 227 | 132 | 68 | 27 |
268 | It was nicer when they were just a club, before they became a gang. | 1.5369 | 0.04474 | 244 | 142 | 73 | 29 |
269 | Where the Dickens are we? | 1.5366 | 0.04593 | 246 | 147 | 66 | 33 |
270 | Now honey, we shouldn’t judge them too quickly. | 1.5361 | 0.04332 | 291 | 178 | 70 | 43 |
271 | Now that the libraries are closed, the crime books are lingering on the streets again | 1.5356 | 0.04318 | 267 | 157 | 77 | 33 |
272 | Give money to the library instead, Leonard. They'll get services there. | 1.5346 | 0.05060 | 217 | 134 | 50 | 33 |
273 | I'm constantly haunted by the books I have, but haven't read. | 1.5338 | 0.04265 | 266 | 155 | 80 | 31 |
274 | It's a literal pandemic. | 1.5338 | 0.04195 | 296 | 178 | 78 | 40 |
275 | ...and so little time. | 1.5336 | 0.04441 | 238 | 137 | 75 | 26 |
276 | I told you we should have settled those library fines. | 1.5328 | 0.04437 | 244 | 142 | 74 | 28 |
277 | In some cases, you can judge a book by its cover. | 1.5314 | 0.04141 | 271 | 156 | 86 | 29 |
278 | The writing is so good, the books just come alive | 1.5301 | 0.04482 | 249 | 148 | 70 | 31 |
279 | Stay calm. They've been ignored most of their lives, they're just seeking attention. | 1.5298 | 0.04114 | 285 | 167 | 85 | 33 |
280 | I'm just trying to read the room. | 1.5296 | 0.04357 | 253 | 148 | 76 | 29 |
281 | They do seem menacing, but let's not judge a book by itsc cover. | 1.5278 | 0.04863 | 216 | 130 | 58 | 28 |
282 | Well, this is a novel approach. | 1.5270 | 0.04764 | 222 | 133 | 61 | 28 |
283 | I thought a book club would be different. | 1.5269 | 0.04023 | 279 | 160 | 91 | 28 |
284 | Keep walking - the overdue ones are unpredictable. | 1.5263 | 0.04436 | 247 | 146 | 72 | 29 |
285 | I hate how they judge us by our looks. | 1.5256 | 0.04204 | 234 | 140 | 69 | 25 |
286 | I knew we should’ve paid the overdue fees | 1.5249 | 0.04469 | 221 | 126 | 74 | 21 |
287 | Hey Jimmy, are these the ones who broke your spine? | 1.5248 | 0.04356 | 282 | 174 | 68 | 40 |
288 | Ignore them...they're just words. | 1.5240 | 0.04397 | 250 | 148 | 73 | 29 |
289 | I never should have added 'voracious reader' to my Facebook profile. | 1.5238 | 0.04584 | 231 | 137 | 67 | 27 |
290 | These stories really are animated. | 1.5236 | 0.04505 | 191 | 104 | 74 | 13 |
291 | My reviews have come back to haunt me | 1.5234 | 0.04854 | 214 | 129 | 58 | 27 |
292 | Surprised? Well, the look on YOUR face speaks volumes. | 1.5226 | 0.04529 | 243 | 146 | 67 | 30 |
293 | Do you think they know we cooked the books? | 1.5223 | 0.04583 | 247 | 151 | 63 | 33 |
294 | They know that we watched the movie version, don't they? | 1.5205 | 0.04771 | 219 | 132 | 60 | 27 |
295 | Careful, they're a club. | 1.5200 | 0.04577 | 250 | 154 | 62 | 34 |
296 | The last 4 books I read have really just stuck with me | 1.5192 | 0.04392 | 260 | 160 | 66 | 34 |
297 | They don't want us to wait for the movie. | 1.5191 | 0.03660 | 235 | 147 | 62 | 24 |
298 | Try not to draw attention to your Kindle. | 1.5187 | 0.05076 | 214 | 135 | 47 | 32 |
299 | We're already overbooked this weekend. | 1.5178 | 0.04138 | 253 | 145 | 85 | 23 |
300 | This isn't how I pictured book club at all. | 1.5157 | 0.04599 | 223 | 144 | 46 | 32 |
301 | I think it's about TIME we start judging by their covers, don't you? | 1.5152 | 0.04161 | 297 | 183 | 75 | 39 |
302 | Who would’ve predicted the rise of the hardcovers? | 1.5147 | 0.04788 | 204 | 121 | 61 | 22 |
303 | I think they have taken this "talking books" thing too far. | 1.5146 | 0.04471 | 239 | 143 | 69 | 27 |
304 | I thought print was dead. | 1.5146 | 0.04472 | 206 | 124 | 61 | 21 |
305 | I think it’s ok to judge a book by it’s cover right now. | 1.5136 | 0.04199 | 220 | 132 | 66 | 21 |
306 | It’s hard not to judge them. | 1.5111 | 0.04634 | 225 | 136 | 63 | 26 |
307 | Cliffnotes can’t help you now | 1.5108 | 0.05013 | 186 | 111 | 55 | 20 |
308 | Don’t look now, but I think we’re in Stephen King’s neighborhood. | 1.5101 | 0.04364 | 247 | 148 | 72 | 27 |
309 | I preferred it when the library just emailed a request for support. | 1.5097 | 0.04551 | 206 | 119 | 69 | 18 |
310 | Maybe you CAN judge a book by its cover. | 1.5085 | 0.04293 | 234 | 136 | 77 | 21 |
311 | First rule of book club is you don't talk about book club. | 1.5083 | 0.04612 | 240 | 149 | 60 | 31 |
312 | I hate FaceBook. | 1.5079 | 0.05190 | 191 | 119 | 47 | 25 |
313 | I told you my reading choices would come back to haunt me. | 1.5074 | 0.04857 | 203 | 123 | 57 | 23 |
314 | It's no use calling the cops. They just book them and let them go! | 1.5070 | 0.04656 | 215 | 129 | 63 | 23 |
315 | Don't worry I'm not checking them out! | 1.5063 | 0.04511 | 239 | 146 | 65 | 28 |
316 | You had to mention end of shelf life... | 1.5058 | 0.05248 | 172 | 104 | 49 | 19 |
317 | Don't look them in the eye; they can read you like a book. | 1.5054 | 0.05157 | 186 | 117 | 45 | 24 |
318 | I’ve always dreaded novel approaches. | 1.5051 | 0.05089 | 196 | 122 | 49 | 25 |
319 | Just ignore them. Booker Prize runners-up. | 1.5049 | 0.04629 | 206 | 129 | 53 | 24 |
320 | So this is why people find big books intimidating. | 1.5043 | 0.04346 | 230 | 135 | 74 | 21 |
321 | We're in the Stephen King aisle aren''t we. | 1.5040 | 0.04301 | 252 | 152 | 73 | 27 |
322 | we’ll take those late fees now | 1.5024 | 0.04722 | 205 | 128 | 53 | 24 |
323 | I'm afraid I still believe you can judge a book by it's cover. | 1.5022 | 0.04504 | 225 | 135 | 67 | 23 |
324 | I thought we left demanding texts behind in college. | 1.5021 | 0.04238 | 235 | 137 | 78 | 20 |
325 | I warned them not to close the library! | 1.5019 | 0.04262 | 261 | 159 | 73 | 29 |
326 | I know I shouldn't judge, but..... | 1.5000 | 0.04264 | 252 | 152 | 74 | 26 |
327 | I’ll buy the first one that promises not to mention Trump, Amazon or the pandemic. | 1.5000 | 0.04330 | 254 | 163 | 58 | 33 |
328 | of course it's a dream. no one has books anymore. | 1.5000 | 0.05495 | 156 | 95 | 44 | 17 |
329 | I gave at the library. | 1.5000 | 0.04461 | 228 | 137 | 68 | 23 |
330 | I'm constantly haunted by all the books I meant to read, but haven't! | 1.5000 | 0.04078 | 268 | 160 | 82 | 26 |
331 | It’s a book group. | 1.5000 | 0.04860 | 200 | 122 | 56 | 22 |
332 | Please don't mention we own a Kindle. | 1.5000 | 0.04456 | 214 | 138 | 50 | 26 |
333 | Soooo, what’s your story? | 1.5000 | 0.04845 | 212 | 132 | 54 | 26 |
334 | I told you we should have left the kindle in the car. | 1.5000 | 0.04336 | 234 | 139 | 73 | 22 |
335 | The first rule of book club is: you do not talk about book club. | 1.4978 | 0.04677 | 225 | 140 | 58 | 27 |
336 | Remember when you said you would ‘finish’ us? | 1.4977 | 0.04937 | 217 | 139 | 48 | 30 |
337 | Check their references first. | 1.4976 | 0.04671 | 205 | 123 | 62 | 20 |
338 | Is it me, or have book clubs become much more aggressive? | 1.4975 | 0.04665 | 199 | 118 | 63 | 18 |
339 | Pretend you're dyslexic. | 1.4965 | 0.06026 | 143 | 91 | 33 | 19 |
340 | I think they've taken "self-publishing" a little too far. | 1.4959 | 0.04507 | 242 | 151 | 62 | 29 |
341 | I hate it when they act so entitled. | 1.4958 | 0.04603 | 238 | 150 | 58 | 30 |
342 | Think I'm intimidating? I'm the abridged edition. | 1.4957 | 0.04346 | 230 | 137 | 72 | 21 |
343 | This is what's wrong with self publishing. | 1.4954 | 0.04499 | 216 | 129 | 67 | 20 |
344 | Some books really stay with you. | 1.4946 | 0.04837 | 186 | 111 | 58 | 17 |
345 | If there’s any trouble you take the Trilogy, I’ll take the Coffee table book. | 1.4946 | 0.04955 | 186 | 113 | 54 | 19 |
346 | Pop-up books were much different in my day! | 1.4945 | 0.05212 | 182 | 114 | 46 | 22 |
347 | Some people are not that easy to read . | 1.4932 | 0.04696 | 221 | 138 | 57 | 26 |
348 | I told you I should have finished them. | 1.4930 | 0.04688 | 213 | 131 | 59 | 23 |
349 | No thanks, we’ll wait for the movie. | 1.4926 | 0.04652 | 203 | 122 | 62 | 19 |
350 | This one time, I think we can judge these books by their covers. Keep walking. | 1.4925 | 0.04719 | 199 | 120 | 60 | 19 |
351 | I think we're walking home through a bad genre. | 1.4923 | 0.04951 | 195 | 121 | 52 | 22 |
352 | Hey Larry, remember that time you “borrowed” those books from the library? Yeah? Well, we’re here to collect... | 1.4914 | 0.04319 | 232 | 139 | 72 | 21 |
353 | Honey, don't judge them! | 1.4913 | 0.05289 | 173 | 108 | 45 | 20 |
354 | I liked the old lending libraries better. | 1.4913 | 0.05225 | 173 | 107 | 47 | 19 |
355 | This new version of Facebook seems a little creepy | 1.4911 | 0.05249 | 169 | 104 | 47 | 18 |
356 | I think this is what they call Facebook. | 1.4908 | 0.05665 | 163 | 105 | 36 | 22 |
357 | I fear it’s gone from club to gang. | 1.4908 | 0.04178 | 271 | 168 | 73 | 30 |
358 | It's time to hit the books. | 1.4907 | 0.05581 | 161 | 102 | 39 | 20 |
359 | I just bought the eBook for convenience. I had no idea it would put so many books out of work! | 1.4904 | 0.05239 | 157 | 94 | 49 | 14 |
360 | These feral book clubs are harmless. Just don’t make eye contact.” | 1.4903 | 0.04705 | 206 | 126 | 59 | 21 |
361 | They were bound to find us. | 1.4901 | 0.04773 | 202 | 124 | 57 | 21 |
362 | They really take those library late charges seriously. | 1.4894 | 0.04799 | 188 | 113 | 58 | 17 |
363 | Books on tape, books on line. Now what? | 1.4891 | 0.04615 | 229 | 143 | 58 | 27 |
364 | I think you're reading too much into this. | 1.4889 | 0.05013 | 180 | 110 | 52 | 18 |
365 | Look straight ahead and pretend you don’t read. | 1.4886 | 0.04728 | 219 | 138 | 55 | 26 |
366 | Did you forget to pay our library fines again? | 1.4886 | 0.04407 | 219 | 131 | 69 | 19 |
367 | Spare some prose? | 1.4881 | 0.05272 | 168 | 104 | 46 | 18 |
368 | I don't know what you did, but it looks like they are going to book you. | 1.4880 | 0.04705 | 209 | 129 | 58 | 22 |
369 | Keep walking, don’t make eye contact, I’ll get them online. | 1.4870 | 0.04559 | 230 | 144 | 60 | 26 |
370 | Let's not read into this, we're only seeing the covers. | 1.4870 | 0.04496 | 230 | 145 | 59 | 26 |
371 | My god, more sequels! Just keep walking and we should be OK. | 1.4862 | 0.04324 | 218 | 129 | 72 | 17 |
372 | Quick hide your audio book. | 1.4850 | 0.05362 | 167 | 105 | 43 | 19 |
373 | Since the library closed, they're homeless. | 1.4847 | 0.05460 | 163 | 103 | 41 | 19 |
374 | You tell them we gave at the library. | 1.4845 | 0.05221 | 161 | 98 | 48 | 15 |
375 | Don't make eye contact... They're judging us by our covers | 1.4844 | 0.04897 | 192 | 119 | 53 | 20 |
376 | Keep walking, don’t make literal or metaphorical contact. | 1.4841 | 0.05238 | 157 | 95 | 48 | 14 |
377 | I think they found out about the kindle. | 1.4840 | 0.04858 | 188 | 115 | 55 | 18 |
378 | Oh no, all the classics I promised myself I'd read during the lockdown! | 1.4836 | 0.04687 | 213 | 133 | 57 | 23 |
379 | You just had to buy a Kindle, didn't you? | 1.4835 | 0.04690 | 182 | 115 | 49 | 18 |
380 | We are the books from your night tables past. | 1.4833 | 0.05012 | 180 | 111 | 51 | 18 |
381 | Don’t talk to anyone. They’ve all got a story to tell and we’ll never get out of here. | 1.4831 | 0.04523 | 178 | 102 | 66 | 10 |
382 | Should we turn to the last page to see how this ends? | 1.4828 | 0.05458 | 145 | 88 | 44 | 13 |
383 | It’s O.K. I’ve always been surrounded by books | 1.4819 | 0.04709 | 193 | 117 | 59 | 17 |
384 | This book club initiation is starting to scare me. | 1.4817 | 0.04656 | 191 | 127 | 41 | 23 |
385 | This must be the self-help book section. | 1.4817 | 0.04653 | 218 | 137 | 57 | 24 |
386 | Act like you have a pen. | 1.4809 | 0.04767 | 183 | 110 | 58 | 15 |
387 | We're surrounded by bad literature. | 1.4807 | 0.05173 | 181 | 115 | 45 | 21 |
388 | NOW will you sign up for Kindle? | 1.4806 | 0.04901 | 206 | 132 | 49 | 25 |
389 | Should we call for self-help? | 1.4803 | 0.04358 | 229 | 140 | 68 | 21 |
390 | That's a twist. Now the books are checking US out. | 1.4803 | 0.05752 | 152 | 98 | 35 | 19 |
391 | I told you, no one likes hardbacks. | 1.4802 | 0.05073 | 177 | 110 | 49 | 18 |
392 | I said I like TALKING books | 1.4798 | 0.04959 | 173 | 105 | 53 | 15 |
393 | Watch out! It's all the books we said we were going to read in quarantine and then didn't! | 1.4789 | 0.04552 | 190 | 115 | 60 | 15 |
394 | Looks like the library’s new late fee collection policy went into effect! | 1.4785 | 0.04587 | 186 | 110 | 63 | 13 |
395 | Do you find book club a little intimidating? | 1.4785 | 0.04712 | 186 | 112 | 59 | 15 |
396 | And to think, it's usually hard to find one that jumps out at me. | 1.4778 | 0.04822 | 180 | 109 | 56 | 15 |
397 | I guess we better read the room. | 1.4775 | 0.04925 | 178 | 109 | 53 | 16 |
398 | They're suggestions based on my browsing history. | 1.4774 | 0.04552 | 199 | 120 | 63 | 16 |
399 | There's never a librarian when you need one. | 1.4770 | 0.05071 | 174 | 108 | 49 | 17 |
400 | Who said words can never hurt you? | 1.4767 | 0.04621 | 193 | 123 | 48 | 20 |
401 | Wow, the library is really stepping up its overdue fine collection efforts. | 1.4760 | 0.04569 | 208 | 128 | 61 | 19 |
402 | Looks like we’re overbooked! | 1.4760 | 0.04768 | 208 | 132 | 53 | 23 |
403 | As I was telling you Lisa, books nowadys are more demanding than they used to be | 1.4752 | 0.04612 | 202 | 124 | 60 | 18 |
404 | Is this where the story ends? | 1.4743 | 0.04850 | 175 | 110 | 47 | 17 |
405 | Come on, we know you wanna smell us | 1.4740 | 0.05411 | 173 | 113 | 38 | 22 |
406 | I've always been intimidated by big, weighty novels. | 1.4737 | 0.04876 | 190 | 119 | 52 | 19 |
407 | Didn’t you say it was a book club? This looks more like a book gang. | 1.4732 | 0.04357 | 224 | 140 | 63 | 21 |
408 | Self-published authors are always the most aggressive. | 1.4727 | 0.05018 | 165 | 103 | 47 | 15 |
409 | Self publishing has gotten out of hand. | 1.4725 | 0.04197 | 218 | 137 | 62 | 19 |
410 | OK, guys. Book ‘em! | 1.4720 | 0.05507 | 161 | 104 | 38 | 19 |
411 | Walk faster, honey. I used to work with a guy who got lost in one of these. | 1.4703 | 0.04665 | 185 | 112 | 59 | 14 |
412 | Those large print types think they know everything. | 1.4702 | 0.05130 | 151 | 91 | 49 | 11 |
413 | Three sequels? I thought the original was bad enough. | 1.4702 | 0.04865 | 151 | 87 | 55 | 8 |
414 | When they said they’d throw the book at us, I sure wasn’t expecting this | 1.4702 | 0.05464 | 151 | 95 | 41 | 15 |
415 | You're right! Those bookstore brownies were special. | 1.4691 | 0.04801 | 194 | 122 | 53 | 19 |
416 | You know, we really should pay those library fines. | 1.4689 | 0.04810 | 177 | 108 | 55 | 14 |
417 | Play it cool. Don't let them see your library card. | 1.4689 | 0.05006 | 177 | 111 | 49 | 17 |
418 | Careful, one of them ends tragically. | 1.4685 | 0.05508 | 143 | 89 | 41 | 13 |
419 | This is why I hate the self-help aisle. | 1.4682 | 0.04748 | 173 | 104 | 57 | 12 |
420 | Maybe I shouldn't have bought that kindle | 1.4678 | 0.05132 | 171 | 108 | 46 | 17 |
421 | I'm starting to hate pop-up books. | 1.4674 | 0.04807 | 184 | 114 | 54 | 16 |
422 | Just hand over your highlighters, and nobody gets hurt. | 1.4671 | 0.05274 | 152 | 94 | 45 | 13 |
423 | I have a very demanding reading list. | 1.4667 | 0.05008 | 180 | 114 | 48 | 18 |
424 | Ever since the Kindle, there's been a lot of pulp friction. | 1.4663 | 0.04762 | 193 | 121 | 54 | 18 |
425 | Just ignore them and keep walking. I have been putting the classics off since college. | 1.4660 | 0.04855 | 191 | 121 | 51 | 19 |
426 | I told you to pay those library fines. | 1.4654 | 0.05108 | 159 | 98 | 48 | 13 |
427 | This isn't a book club - it's a book gang! | 1.4653 | 0.04969 | 202 | 133 | 44 | 25 |
428 | This isn’t a book club at all—it’s a book gang. | 1.4651 | 0.04650 | 215 | 138 | 54 | 23 |
429 | There’s so much pressure to read these days. | 1.4648 | 0.05624 | 142 | 90 | 38 | 14 |
430 | Let's stop pretending we've read them. | 1.4643 | 0.04653 | 196 | 122 | 57 | 17 |
431 | I hope you told them that if they want to stay they're responsible for putting up their own shelves from Ikea. | 1.4641 | 0.04748 | 209 | 135 | 51 | 23 |
432 | Wow,the movie really made the book come alive! | 1.4639 | 0.04743 | 194 | 122 | 54 | 18 |
433 | Don't let them fool you. In this city, you need street smarts, not book smarts. | 1.4637 | 0.04964 | 179 | 113 | 49 | 17 |
434 | I’m intimidated by self-help books. | 1.4637 | 0.04671 | 179 | 111 | 54 | 14 |
435 | I've only just come to terms with talking books, but walking books is a step too far. | 1.4634 | 0.04715 | 205 | 131 | 53 | 21 |
436 | They didn’t tell us to worry about this novel virus. | 1.4626 | 0.04850 | 214 | 142 | 45 | 27 |
437 | We are in a bind . | 1.4615 | 0.04748 | 169 | 102 | 56 | 11 |
438 | Honey, keep walking, these guys look banned. | 1.4615 | 0.05780 | 156 | 105 | 30 | 21 |
439 | They can't help it. They're self-published. | 1.4611 | 0.04816 | 193 | 123 | 51 | 19 |
440 | Remember all the books we bought but we didn't read? | 1.4608 | 0.04680 | 204 | 130 | 54 | 20 |
441 | Everyone at this school is a walking encyclopedia. | 1.4607 | 0.04796 | 191 | 121 | 52 | 18 |
442 | Don't believe a word they say. They're all fiction and fantasy books. | 1.4602 | 0.04548 | 176 | 105 | 61 | 10 |
443 | I knew my plagiarism would haunt me some day. | 1.4596 | 0.05286 | 161 | 103 | 42 | 16 |
444 | When I said I'm haunted by the books I haven't read, you probably thought it was a figure of speech. | 1.4596 | 0.04728 | 198 | 126 | 53 | 19 |
445 | I never did like talking books. | 1.4595 | 0.04906 | 185 | 118 | 49 | 18 |
446 | I think we're being paged. | 1.4593 | 0.05173 | 172 | 111 | 43 | 18 |
447 | One step closer and I will break your spine. | 1.4583 | 0.04833 | 192 | 123 | 50 | 19 |
448 | You don’t expect this behavior from first editions. | 1.4583 | 0.05195 | 168 | 108 | 43 | 17 |
449 | Some books just speak to me! | 1.4581 | 0.05510 | 155 | 101 | 37 | 17 |
450 | Oh look Edna, There’s Fahrenheit 451! | 1.4571 | 0.05856 | 140 | 92 | 32 | 16 |
451 | I don’t know about you, but I’m having a hard time reading their intentions. | 1.4568 | 0.04724 | 162 | 97 | 56 | 9 |
452 | I see Amazon's upped it's game. | 1.4563 | 0.04420 | 160 | 107 | 39 | 14 |
453 | I'm haunted by all the books I haven't read. | 1.4557 | 0.04885 | 158 | 96 | 52 | 10 |
454 | I've heard of book smarts and streets smarts, but never street smart books! | 1.4556 | 0.05305 | 169 | 111 | 39 | 19 |
455 | They're really taking these library late fees seriously. | 1.4551 | 0.04980 | 178 | 114 | 47 | 17 |
456 | I think we joined the wrong book club. | 1.4539 | 0.05184 | 152 | 95 | 45 | 12 |
457 | Don’t engage with them. They all have a sad story. | 1.4532 | 0.05796 | 139 | 91 | 33 | 15 |
458 | Brother, can you spare a rhyme? | 1.4532 | 0.05376 | 139 | 89 | 38 | 12 |
459 | Sometimes the cover tells you all you need to know. | 1.4530 | 0.04982 | 181 | 117 | 46 | 18 |
460 | It's a pretty intimidating way to collect library fines for sure. | 1.4524 | 0.04868 | 210 | 141 | 43 | 26 |
461 | They’re demanding to be paid for all those background bookcase shots in Zoom interviews. | 1.4524 | 0.05260 | 168 | 110 | 40 | 18 |
462 | This might get ugly—they’ve removed their dust jackets. | 1.4516 | 0.05651 | 124 | 77 | 38 | 9 |
463 | Be careful, Maude, those are banned books. | 1.4514 | 0.05383 | 144 | 91 | 41 | 12 |
464 | Sorry, friends - we're already booked for this evening. | 1.4513 | 0.04831 | 195 | 127 | 48 | 20 |
465 | They look friendly, but you can't tell about books from their covers. | 1.4510 | 0.05158 | 153 | 96 | 45 | 12 |
466 | We heard you were in the market for a four story walkup. | 1.4510 | 0.05636 | 153 | 102 | 33 | 18 |
467 | Not sure what these books are on, but I can assure you, it's not tape. | 1.4500 | 0.05123 | 180 | 119 | 41 | 20 |
468 | The romance, self-help and cookbook are harmless...but the Stephen King novel behind us makes me nervous." | 1.4500 | 0.05078 | 160 | 101 | 46 | 13 |
469 | I hate to judge a book by its cover, but these guys are giving me the creeps. | 1.4500 | 0.04810 | 180 | 114 | 51 | 15 |
470 | Psst, hey you . . . yeah you, wanna good read?" | 1.4491 | 0.05072 | 167 | 107 | 45 | 15 |
471 | I hate the classics. You don’t get bullied like this in the gardening section. | 1.4490 | 0.05476 | 147 | 95 | 38 | 14 |
472 | Not the book club I was expecting! | 1.4489 | 0.05017 | 176 | 114 | 45 | 17 |
473 | The things they do to get on the best-seller lists these days. | 1.4489 | 0.04752 | 176 | 114 | 45 | 16 |
474 | Apparently they were bound for lives of crime... | 1.4483 | 0.04858 | 174 | 110 | 50 | 14 |
475 | Hey, we’re out of work librarians, We’re on your side. | 1.4483 | 0.06041 | 116 | 74 | 32 | 10 |
476 | I’m starting to think that dropping a ten-strip of acid at the library was a mistake... | 1.4479 | 0.05376 | 163 | 108 | 37 | 18 |
477 | So this is the alternative to charging late fees? | 1.4479 | 0.05376 | 163 | 108 | 37 | 18 |
478 | I like you, but your friends are a little bookish. | 1.4478 | 0.04776 | 201 | 132 | 48 | 21 |
479 | Cover me. | 1.4474 | 0.06242 | 114 | 74 | 29 | 11 |
480 | I'm waiting until one of them turns around so I can see what they're all about. | 1.4474 | 0.04778 | 190 | 125 | 46 | 19 |
481 | With the libraries closed, the homeless book problem has gotten really out of control. | 1.4474 | 0.06242 | 114 | 74 | 29 | 11 |
482 | Did you bring your book spray? | 1.4472 | 0.05910 | 123 | 79 | 33 | 11 |
483 | Honey, I thought you paid the library fines! | 1.4471 | 0.04972 | 170 | 116 | 35 | 19 |
484 | They heard about what happened in Fahrenheit 451. | 1.4471 | 0.05076 | 170 | 110 | 44 | 16 |
485 | I know. I’ve got to stop sleeping with books. | 1.4468 | 0.05460 | 141 | 90 | 39 | 12 |
486 | Remember, the first rule about book club is you don't talk about book club. | 1.4460 | 0.05420 | 139 | 88 | 40 | 11 |
487 | I think I prefer books on tape. | 1.4458 | 0.05092 | 166 | 107 | 44 | 15 |
488 | We both agreed that one day we would be surrounded by books; and now that day seems to have come! | 1.4453 | 0.05474 | 137 | 87 | 39 | 11 |
489 | Byrons and Tolstoys and Flauberts, oh my! | 1.4451 | 0.05062 | 164 | 110 | 37 | 17 |
490 | Call 451! | 1.4444 | 0.05531 | 135 | 86 | 38 | 11 |
491 | They say a little knowledge is dangerous | 1.4444 | 0.05556 | 144 | 94 | 36 | 14 |
492 | Somehow this isn’t the storybook adventure I expected. | 1.4438 | 0.04844 | 178 | 114 | 49 | 15 |
493 | They must be real, they're analog. | 1.4436 | 0.05789 | 133 | 87 | 33 | 13 |
494 | You didn’t pay your overdue fine, did you? | 1.4432 | 0.04679 | 176 | 110 | 54 | 12 |
495 | Careful Jean, it's the walking unread | 1.4431 | 0.05479 | 167 | 114 | 32 | 21 |
496 | Perhaps there is such a thing as too much reading? | 1.4426 | 0.05826 | 122 | 78 | 34 | 10 |
497 | I ignore critical reviews in favor of books that speak to me. | 1.4423 | 0.05929 | 104 | 64 | 34 | 6 |
498 | They want reviews." | 1.4421 | 0.04442 | 190 | 123 | 52 | 15 |
499 | We're gonna need a bigger coffee table. | 1.4419 | 0.04962 | 172 | 116 | 38 | 17 |
500 | Sorry, we are booked for the evening. | 1.4405 | 0.04828 | 168 | 106 | 50 | 12 |
501 | Authors used to be more discreet with their marketing. | 1.4403 | 0.05755 | 134 | 88 | 33 | 13 |
502 | For heaven's sake, put your Kindle away! | 1.4402 | 0.05151 | 184 | 125 | 37 | 22 |
503 | Did you really think we'd forget that you used CliffNotes in 10th grade? | 1.4397 | 0.06627 | 116 | 80 | 21 | 15 |
504 | Big books can be intimidating. | 1.4396 | 0.04702 | 182 | 116 | 52 | 14 |
505 | You know what they say. A good story always stays with you. | 1.4396 | 0.04766 | 182 | 117 | 50 | 15 |
506 | I thought you said mystery novels don’t speak to you. | 1.4383 | 0.05250 | 162 | 107 | 39 | 16 |
507 | They want their paperback. | 1.4380 | 0.05756 | 137 | 91 | 32 | 14 |
508 | He says,"$14.99 to curl up with a good book and $29.99 to curl up with a 'bad' book." | 1.4379 | 0.05473 | 153 | 102 | 35 | 16 |
509 | Better not read too much into it. | 1.4375 | 0.05920 | 112 | 71 | 33 | 8 |
510 | I told you buying the Kindle was a bad idea. | 1.4375 | 0.05094 | 144 | 90 | 45 | 9 |
511 | Soooo ... you've replaced us with a Kindle .... | 1.4372 | 0.04698 | 199 | 131 | 49 | 19 |
512 | Congratulations, you're this month's selection for the People Club. | 1.4371 | 0.05280 | 151 | 98 | 40 | 13 |
513 | You can all go to Helvetica! | 1.4370 | 0.05624 | 135 | 88 | 35 | 12 |
514 | Turn you E-reader off and walk slowly to the car! | 1.4368 | 0.04918 | 174 | 113 | 46 | 15 |
515 | If I’m reading this correctly, they’re crime novels. | 1.4367 | 0.05114 | 158 | 102 | 43 | 13 |
516 | I think this must be Tomes Square | 1.4360 | 0.05160 | 172 | 115 | 39 | 18 |
517 | Audio books are killing these guys. | 1.4354 | 0.04327 | 209 | 133 | 61 | 15 |
518 | I was expecting a different kind of book club. | 1.4354 | 0.05381 | 147 | 96 | 38 | 13 |
519 | I’m afraid they know I got a kindle | 1.4341 | 0.04329 | 205 | 130 | 61 | 14 |
520 | Better give them what they want before they give away the endings. | 1.4338 | 0.06148 | 136 | 95 | 23 | 18 |
521 | The library is taking late fees more seriously. | 1.4337 | 0.04863 | 166 | 106 | 48 | 12 |
522 | You know Margret,I think they are judging us by how we are dressed. | 1.4330 | 0.05054 | 194 | 134 | 36 | 24 |
523 | I guess we have been complaining about font size.. | 1.4324 | 0.05352 | 148 | 96 | 38 | 13 |
524 | Keep walking, and don’t judge them by their covers. | 1.4318 | 0.05179 | 132 | 82 | 43 | 7 |
525 | Remember when you said you read us in high school? Time to test that claim. | 1.4314 | 0.05144 | 153 | 99 | 42 | 12 |
526 | I really hate this part of town, the Classics are so needy | 1.4312 | 0.05217 | 160 | 106 | 39 | 15 |
527 | Sure they all look good but what's really inside? | 1.4311 | 0.04803 | 167 | 108 | 45 | 13 |
528 | I know Amazon can do anything but this is ridiculous. | 1.4308 | 0.04707 | 195 | 129 | 48 | 18 |
529 | I think these are the books I never finished... | 1.4305 | 0.05275 | 151 | 99 | 39 | 13 |
530 | That's the last time I'll order an audiobook. | 1.4301 | 0.05018 | 193 | 133 | 37 | 23 |
531 | I’m tired of being bullied by books I’m supposed to like. | 1.4300 | 0.04042 | 200 | 137 | 45 | 17 |
532 | The advice genre has become pretty pushy. | 1.4300 | 0.04405 | 207 | 134 | 57 | 16 |
533 | We're the books you could've written if Starbucks didn't have free WiFi | 1.4297 | 0.05511 | 128 | 82 | 37 | 9 |
534 | Don't mind them.They're not as smart as they look. | 1.4297 | 0.05398 | 128 | 81 | 39 | 8 |
535 | Urgh, it’s the book club again | 1.4294 | 0.04997 | 163 | 106 | 44 | 13 |
536 | I’m sorry Susan. The guys are upset that I quit the book club and started dating again. That’s why they keep yelling ‘prose before hoes!’ | 1.4294 | 0.05433 | 163 | 112 | 32 | 19 |
537 | I thought this problem would go away after the Republicans closed all the Borders | 1.4294 | 0.04921 | 163 | 105 | 46 | 12 |
538 | Big books always scare me. | 1.4286 | 0.05083 | 140 | 88 | 44 | 8 |
539 | They're the ghosts of bookclubs past. | 1.4286 | 0.05793 | 126 | 83 | 32 | 11 |
540 | Relax, the’re classics. | 1.4286 | 0.04964 | 168 | 110 | 44 | 14 |
541 | Everyone in this town has a story to tell... | 1.4286 | 0.05367 | 133 | 85 | 39 | 9 |
542 | I guess the soft sell is being handled by the paperbacks... | 1.4286 | 0.05199 | 147 | 95 | 41 | 11 |
543 | We hope you now realize that abruptly resigning from your book club has consequences | 1.4286 | 0.05024 | 175 | 117 | 41 | 17 |
544 | If they want us to check them out, why don't they just go to the library? | 1.4279 | 0.03534 | 201 | 143 | 40 | 17 |
545 | This must be the self published section. | 1.4277 | 0.05005 | 159 | 103 | 44 | 12 |
546 | Just keep walking. Don't judge them by their covers. | 1.4277 | 0.04924 | 159 | 102 | 46 | 11 |
547 | They're self-help. Ignore them. | 1.4276 | 0.05155 | 145 | 93 | 42 | 10 |
548 | Novel approach | 1.4274 | 0.05392 | 124 | 78 | 39 | 7 |
549 | Careful. They’re the walking read. | 1.4273 | 0.05983 | 110 | 71 | 31 | 8 |
550 | This is Grimm. | 1.4272 | 0.06413 | 103 | 68 | 26 | 9 |
551 | Thanks for walking me home, I just always feel like they’re trying to check me out. | 1.4260 | 0.04723 | 169 | 108 | 50 | 11 |
552 | Just flash them your library card and let’s get out of here. | 1.4254 | 0.05230 | 134 | 85 | 41 | 8 |
553 | You said to never judge a book by its cover, but what about its size? | 1.4252 | 0.05536 | 127 | 82 | 36 | 9 |
554 | When I said my dream was to be surrounded by books, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.4248 | 0.05053 | 153 | 99 | 43 | 11 |
555 | Is that a hardcover or are you just happy to see us? | 1.4228 | 0.06218 | 123 | 85 | 24 | 14 |
556 | I think they're after your pocketbook. | 1.4224 | 0.04877 | 161 | 104 | 46 | 11 |
557 | I ordered talking books and they sent walking books! | 1.4222 | 0.05804 | 135 | 92 | 29 | 14 |
558 | Time to put away my Kindle. | 1.4221 | 0.05028 | 154 | 100 | 43 | 11 |
559 | What’s your read on the situation? | 1.4220 | 0.04787 | 173 | 113 | 47 | 13 |
560 | I believe this town has a storied past. | 1.4217 | 0.04621 | 166 | 110 | 44 | 12 |
561 | ISBN been watching you. | 1.4217 | 0.04852 | 166 | 108 | 46 | 12 |
562 | We're getting more and more of these anti-Kindle protests. | 1.4214 | 0.05155 | 159 | 106 | 39 | 14 |
563 | Just keep walking and, whatever you do, don’t judge them by their covers! | 1.4214 | 0.05117 | 159 | 108 | 36 | 15 |
564 | They don't all have morals. | 1.4211 | 0.06279 | 114 | 80 | 21 | 13 |
565 | Of all the book gangs, the Whodunnits are the most unpredictable. | 1.4211 | 0.04853 | 152 | 104 | 35 | 13 |
566 | They may be book smart, but they don’t have my real world experience | 1.4211 | 0.05142 | 133 | 84 | 42 | 7 |
567 | Be careful, they’re all self-published. | 1.4211 | 0.05324 | 152 | 102 | 36 | 14 |
568 | Book club is different than I imagined. | 1.4211 | 0.06341 | 114 | 78 | 24 | 12 |
569 | This is what we get for judging the cover. | 1.4206 | 0.05561 | 126 | 82 | 35 | 9 |
570 | This is why I use a Kindle | 1.4202 | 0.04643 | 188 | 124 | 49 | 15 |
571 | Uh-oh, I don't see any happy endings. | 1.4202 | 0.05660 | 119 | 77 | 34 | 8 |
572 | Looks like our tome has come | 1.4200 | 0.05161 | 150 | 106 | 28 | 16 |
573 | Isn’t this novel. | 1.4196 | 0.06296 | 112 | 76 | 25 | 11 |
574 | We better scram. Looks like they want to take more than poetic license. | 1.4195 | 0.04903 | 174 | 116 | 43 | 15 |
575 | I do judge them by their covers. | 1.4194 | 0.05003 | 155 | 101 | 43 | 11 |
576 | I’ll take the short story.” | 1.4192 | 0.04678 | 167 | 107 | 50 | 10 |
577 | They want us to join their book club. | 1.4189 | 0.04983 | 148 | 95 | 44 | 9 |
578 | Ever since the used bookstore closed ... | 1.4188 | 0.05725 | 117 | 76 | 33 | 8 |
579 | Stay close to me. I’m having trouble reading them. | 1.4184 | 0.05245 | 141 | 92 | 39 | 10 |
580 | I wasn't lying when I told you my books are begging me to read them. | 1.4182 | 0.05091 | 165 | 111 | 39 | 15 |
581 | I'm packing a concealed Kindle. | 1.4181 | 0.04776 | 177 | 117 | 46 | 14 |
582 | It sure is strange being judged by book covers. | 1.4178 | 0.05302 | 146 | 97 | 37 | 12 |
583 | This is just one of the reasons I prefer e-books. | 1.4177 | 0.04853 | 158 | 102 | 46 | 10 |
584 | It's not their fault. I blame the internet. | 1.4176 | 0.04651 | 182 | 122 | 45 | 15 |
585 | Just relax, we’re almost past these tough tomes. | 1.4172 | 0.04590 | 163 | 103 | 52 | 8 |
586 | The first rule of book club is there is no book club. | 1.4167 | 0.05141 | 156 | 104 | 39 | 13 |
587 | It's New York, everyone and their children has a story to tell. | 1.4167 | 0.05498 | 120 | 77 | 36 | 7 |
588 | I told you we should have paid those library fines. | 1.4167 | 0.05141 | 156 | 104 | 39 | 13 |
589 | Yikes! These are some tough reads! | 1.4167 | 0.05868 | 120 | 80 | 30 | 10 |
590 | They might mug us, but worst they can do is a couple paper cuts | 1.4167 | 0.04977 | 144 | 92 | 44 | 8 |
591 | Your Summer Reading list has finally caught up with you. | 1.4161 | 0.04950 | 161 | 106 | 43 | 12 |
592 | The library is closed, they have no place to stay. | 1.4161 | 0.05181 | 149 | 101 | 35 | 13 |
593 | Oh no, it's Dostoevsky and his lesser works! | 1.4161 | 0.05447 | 137 | 91 | 35 | 11 |
594 | It's true- talking books really are bigger than ever these days. | 1.4161 | 0.05246 | 137 | 89 | 39 | 9 |
595 | I liked it better when we just paid fines at the library. | 1.4161 | 0.05545 | 137 | 92 | 33 | 12 |
596 | He made me an author I couldn't refuse | 1.4159 | 0.05723 | 113 | 73 | 33 | 7 |
597 | The Russian classics are always so intimidating... | 1.4156 | 0.05105 | 154 | 102 | 40 | 12 |
598 | This is my verse nightmare come true. | 1.4152 | 0.04855 | 171 | 116 | 40 | 15 |
599 | I think we should call the police so they can book them. | 1.4151 | 0.05149 | 159 | 107 | 38 | 14 |
600 | Sometimes being on the Booker Prize Committee sucks. | 1.4151 | 0.06549 | 106 | 73 | 22 | 11 |
601 | Based on their reviews, we're in big trouble. | 1.4148 | 0.05298 | 135 | 88 | 38 | 9 |
602 | Walk to the door slowly. I’ll see if the librarian is still alive. | 1.4146 | 0.05991 | 123 | 84 | 27 | 12 |
603 | These novel characters scare the Dickens out of me. | 1.4144 | 0.06067 | 111 | 74 | 28 | 9 |
604 | Autobiographies. Only looking out for themselves. | 1.4143 | 0.05458 | 140 | 94 | 34 | 12 |
605 | My storied past sometimes haunts me. | 1.4143 | 0.05363 | 140 | 93 | 36 | 11 |
606 | I always said I wanted to die surrounded by books but this is not what I envisioned. | 1.4143 | 0.05315 | 140 | 95 | 33 | 12 |
607 | But isn't there a statute of limitations on required reading from college? | 1.4141 | 0.05604 | 128 | 85 | 33 | 10 |
608 | Trust me, I know how to read the crowd. | 1.4141 | 0.05265 | 128 | 82 | 39 | 7 |
609 | I'd like to see an audio book do this | 1.4138 | 0.05140 | 145 | 95 | 40 | 10 |
610 | I feel like someone is going to throw the book at us. | 1.4138 | 0.04898 | 174 | 117 | 42 | 15 |
611 | Keep moving and don’t read into this too much. | 1.4132 | 0.05829 | 121 | 81 | 30 | 10 |
612 | Told you, book-smart is new street-smart... | 1.4132 | 0.04823 | 167 | 110 | 45 | 12 |
613 | Only you can save independent bookstores. | 1.4129 | 0.04911 | 155 | 101 | 44 | 10 |
614 | We're gonna teach you what happens when you put down our friend. | 1.4126 | 0.05729 | 143 | 100 | 27 | 16 |
615 | Just ignore them -- not everyone you see has a plot against you. | 1.4125 | 0.04967 | 160 | 106 | 42 | 12 |
616 | I see myself in some of these books, and I don't like it. | 1.4124 | 0.04968 | 177 | 121 | 39 | 17 |
617 | Just tell them we prefer the feeling of a hardcopy instead of Kindle and we'll be okay. | 1.4118 | 0.05115 | 170 | 117 | 36 | 17 |
618 | I think I am about to be paged. | 1.4118 | 0.05370 | 136 | 90 | 36 | 10 |
619 | And that’s what happens when they don’t sell the movie rights. | 1.4114 | 0.04846 | 158 | 107 | 37 | 13 |
620 | Authors move on from my bad reviews. The books not so much. | 1.4113 | 0.05237 | 141 | 93 | 38 | 10 |
621 | I think I’m done with book clubs. | 1.4110 | 0.05054 | 163 | 110 | 39 | 14 |
622 | Are you sure you paid that library fine? | 1.4104 | 0.05213 | 134 | 87 | 39 | 8 |
623 | "The books you lied about reading at cocktail parties." | 1.4104 | 0.04776 | 173 | 115 | 45 | 13 |
624 | Honey, I feel like these covers are judging us by our books! | 1.4104 | 0.04845 | 173 | 116 | 43 | 14 |
625 | Facebook is everywhere | 1.4103 | 0.05053 | 156 | 104 | 40 | 12 |
626 | It's always the Hard Covers demanding the most royalties. | 1.4098 | 0.04693 | 122 | 86 | 27 | 9 |
627 | I never know whether to give them money or a favorable review. | 1.4094 | 0.05286 | 127 | 82 | 38 | 7 |
628 | This place always gives me the Dickens. | 1.4094 | 0.05130 | 149 | 99 | 39 | 11 |
629 | These are the large, large-print editions of my latest works. | 1.4091 | 0.06366 | 110 | 76 | 23 | 11 |
630 | I am starting to understand the appeal of Kindle | 1.4091 | 0.05479 | 132 | 88 | 34 | 10 |
631 | Do you think they'll leave us alone if we read them? | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
632 | God I hate the self-help aisle | 1.4083 | 0.04995 | 169 | 115 | 39 | 15 |
633 | I told you we should've dressed up for book club. | 1.4082 | 0.05354 | 147 | 100 | 34 | 13 |
634 | Don't make eye contact. Keep moving. They're self-published. | 1.4082 | 0.04899 | 147 | 95 | 44 | 8 |
635 | Now will you let me buy you a Kindle? | 1.4080 | 0.04858 | 174 | 120 | 38 | 16 |
636 | These novels really ask difficult questions of their readers | 1.4079 | 0.04882 | 152 | 99 | 44 | 9 |
637 | I hate walking through Cambridge this time of year | 1.4079 | 0.05227 | 152 | 103 | 36 | 13 |
638 | The ghost of unfinished books past continues to haunt me. | 1.4074 | 0.04761 | 162 | 106 | 46 | 10 |
639 | Guess which book Trump wrote. | 1.4074 | 0.05073 | 162 | 110 | 38 | 14 |
640 | My reading list has gotten very aggressive. | 1.4072 | 0.04964 | 167 | 113 | 40 | 14 |
641 | They’re speaking volumes, y’know | 1.4071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 91 | 41 | 8 |
642 | Russian novels are so dark and aggressive. | 1.4071 | 0.05450 | 140 | 95 | 33 | 12 |
643 | Don't you think they're being a little foreword? | 1.4071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 90 | 43 | 7 |
644 | Sorry. I had no idea this was a predatory lending library. | 1.4067 | 0.05524 | 150 | 105 | 29 | 16 |
645 | I know the saying, but I can't help judging these books by their covers. | 1.4060 | 0.05341 | 133 | 88 | 36 | 9 |
646 | Damn! It’s Tolstoy and the Russians. | 1.4058 | 0.05599 | 138 | 95 | 30 | 13 |
647 | We’ll always be better than the movie! | 1.4058 | 0.05208 | 138 | 91 | 38 | 9 |
648 | This is why I was saying ,"we should not drink in the library." | 1.4056 | 0.05180 | 143 | 95 | 38 | 10 |
649 | We are the spirits of literature past. These are the books you were supposed to read in high school English classes but didn't. | 1.4056 | 0.04835 | 143 | 99 | 33 | 11 |
650 | Now Mavis, let’s not judge them by their covers. | 1.4054 | 0.04618 | 185 | 124 | 47 | 14 |
651 | Choosing the next book for the club is getting very competitive | 1.4054 | 0.05237 | 148 | 100 | 36 | 12 |
652 | This speaks volumes, doesn't it. | 1.4050 | 0.05324 | 121 | 78 | 37 | 6 |
653 | I was told this might happen if I started using a Kindle. | 1.4046 | 0.05449 | 131 | 90 | 30 | 11 |
654 | Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover. | 1.4043 | 0.06110 | 94 | 61 | 28 | 5 |
655 | They say they miss us and want us to stop the Netflix bingeing | 1.4038 | 0.04793 | 156 | 102 | 45 | 9 |
656 | Try not to judge them by their covers. | 1.4035 | 0.05391 | 114 | 73 | 36 | 5 |
657 | Uh-oh... we’ve wandered over to the wrong side of the stacks. | 1.4034 | 0.05885 | 119 | 81 | 28 | 10 |
658 | I cherish books that speak to me. | 1.4033 | 0.04752 | 181 | 123 | 43 | 15 |
659 | Sometimes what you don’t say speaks volumes. | 1.4031 | 0.05668 | 129 | 88 | 30 | 11 |
660 | We’re being bookended. | 1.4030 | 0.05617 | 134 | 92 | 30 | 12 |
661 | Be careful now. I don’t know how any of these end. | 1.4029 | 0.05278 | 139 | 93 | 36 | 10 |
662 | As you can see, I am most comfortable surrounded by books. | 1.4028 | 0.05336 | 144 | 98 | 34 | 12 |
663 | I knew not paying the late fee might come back to haunt us. | 1.4028 | 0.05245 | 144 | 97 | 36 | 11 |
664 | Sometimes a good book just won’t let you go. | 1.4027 | 0.05121 | 149 | 100 | 38 | 11 |
665 | I told the slightly deaf librarian I preferred talking books. | 1.4026 | 0.05172 | 154 | 105 | 36 | 13 |
666 | Whatever you do, don't leaf through them. | 1.4022 | 0.04722 | 179 | 121 | 44 | 14 |
667 | We're here to finish what you started. | 1.4013 | 0.04506 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
668 | I guess it is the next step after talking books. | 1.4000 | 0.04568 | 140 | 95 | 37 | 8 |
669 | They really ought to lighten up on the sequels. | 1.4000 | 0.05123 | 145 | 97 | 38 | 10 |
670 | Some books you can't put down. Some books you never want to pick up. | 1.4000 | 0.04564 | 195 | 133 | 46 | 16 |
671 | All the books I was supposed to have read in college seem to haunt me. | 1.3988 | 0.04888 | 163 | 110 | 41 | 12 |
672 | So many books. So much time. | 1.3985 | 0.05642 | 133 | 92 | 29 | 12 |
673 | They know we only listened to the audio. | 1.3985 | 0.05330 | 133 | 89 | 35 | 9 |
674 | Helen, wake up! You’re having that book group dream again. | 1.3981 | 0.06020 | 108 | 73 | 27 | 8 |
675 | Give us your Kindle and we’ll let you go. | 1.3981 | 0.05745 | 103 | 67 | 31 | 5 |
676 | Ever feel like a book mark? | 1.3977 | 0.06573 | 88 | 59 | 23 | 6 |
677 | Now where’s your precious little Internet? | 1.3974 | 0.05239 | 151 | 104 | 34 | 13 |
678 | we saw you ladies checking us out | 1.3973 | 0.05539 | 146 | 103 | 28 | 15 |
679 | They're overdue. | 1.3972 | 0.05502 | 141 | 98 | 30 | 13 |
680 | Well, they say that everybody has a book in them... | 1.3966 | 0.04781 | 179 | 123 | 41 | 15 |
681 | I think the library should just go back to charging us late fees. | 1.3966 | 0.05727 | 116 | 78 | 30 | 8 |
682 | Have you noticed that as more bookstores close more books are on the street? | 1.3966 | 0.05320 | 116 | 75 | 36 | 5 |
683 | Where are the bookworms when you need them!? | 1.3962 | 0.05475 | 106 | 68 | 34 | 4 |
684 | How many overdue books do you have? | 1.3961 | 0.05081 | 154 | 105 | 37 | 12 |
685 | Yeah, sure, now you promise to read more books! | 1.3961 | 0.04645 | 154 | 100 | 47 | 7 |
686 | Look out! With another library closed, the books are having to fend for themselves again. | 1.3960 | 0.05287 | 149 | 103 | 33 | 13 |
687 | I warned you those overdue books would come back to haunt you. | 1.3960 | 0.04792 | 149 | 105 | 32 | 12 |
688 | Steven King... his books still haunt me. | 1.3958 | 0.05418 | 144 | 100 | 31 | 13 |
689 | Let’s face it honey, we’re book marks! | 1.3958 | 0.06536 | 96 | 66 | 22 | 8 |
690 | When I mentioned that I like to surround myself with books, I didn't expect to be taken literally. | 1.3958 | 0.06191 | 96 | 64 | 26 | 6 |
691 | I have too many books begging to be read. | 1.3949 | 0.05172 | 157 | 109 | 34 | 14 |
692 | I told you the book club wasn’t to be messed with! | 1.3947 | 0.04774 | 152 | 100 | 44 | 8 |
693 | They don't look like good reads. | 1.3942 | 0.06470 | 104 | 73 | 21 | 10 |
694 | This reading campaign seems a little aggressive. | 1.3934 | 0.05404 | 122 | 81 | 34 | 7 |
695 | Honey, I thought you said you paid off all your bookies. | 1.3934 | 0.05649 | 122 | 83 | 30 | 9 |
696 | Dear me! your book club is very persistent. | 1.3931 | 0.04517 | 145 | 92 | 49 | 4 |
697 | This book I'm reading gives me nightmares. | 1.3931 | 0.05113 | 145 | 98 | 37 | 10 |
698 | Can you help us out? we are in a bind | 1.3929 | 0.05862 | 112 | 76 | 28 | 8 |
699 | I think we’ve joined a book gang, not “club.” | 1.3926 | 0.05108 | 135 | 92 | 34 | 9 |
700 | Let’s hit the books | 1.3926 | 0.05267 | 135 | 91 | 35 | 9 |
701 | Don't give them anything, they'll just waste it on split infinitives and dangling participles. | 1.3923 | 0.05405 | 130 | 88 | 33 | 9 |
702 | I'm finding it difficult to read the room. | 1.3922 | 0.04840 | 153 | 102 | 42 | 9 |
703 | Free shipping. Think about it. | 1.3917 | 0.05332 | 120 | 79 | 35 | 6 |
704 | I'm suddenly not feeling as book smart as I thought I was | 1.3917 | 0.04922 | 120 | 86 | 25 | 9 |
705 | If print is dead then these are zombies. | 1.3916 | 0.05064 | 143 | 96 | 38 | 9 |
706 | I think we're being booked | 1.3913 | 0.05032 | 138 | 99 | 27 | 12 |
707 | What the Dickens is happening here? | 1.3913 | 0.06729 | 92 | 64 | 20 | 8 |
708 | I should have never switched to Kindle. | 1.3913 | 0.04840 | 161 | 109 | 41 | 11 |
709 | Hey buddy, first page is free. | 1.3910 | 0.05529 | 133 | 92 | 30 | 11 |
710 | More poor victims of the digital revolution. | 1.3906 | 0.05460 | 128 | 87 | 32 | 9 |
711 | You think this is bad? Two blocks over, the CDs and DVDs are rioting in front of the Best Buy. | 1.3902 | 0.05730 | 123 | 85 | 28 | 10 |
712 | Uh Oh! We’ve wandered into the bad book section. | 1.3902 | 0.05370 | 123 | 82 | 34 | 7 |
713 | You've been dog-earing again, haven't you. | 1.3900 | 0.06013 | 100 | 67 | 27 | 6 |
714 | I never realized how much something you've read stays with you. | 1.3900 | 0.05842 | 100 | 66 | 29 | 5 |
715 | Guess print isn't dead after all. | 1.3900 | 0.06013 | 100 | 67 | 27 | 6 |
716 | See how YOU like it when we break your spine! | 1.3896 | 0.04988 | 154 | 105 | 38 | 11 |
717 | I know they say not to judge a book by its cover, but I’m pretty sure we’re in a nightmare... | 1.3896 | 0.04635 | 154 | 101 | 46 | 7 |
718 | They've really fallen on hardcover times. | 1.3894 | 0.05820 | 113 | 77 | 28 | 8 |
719 | The decision to put my face on the cover continues to haunt me” | 1.3889 | 0.05317 | 144 | 100 | 32 | 12 |
720 | I told you not to buy a Kindle. | 1.3889 | 0.05131 | 144 | 98 | 36 | 10 |
721 | Honey, im not joking, Im literaturely scared... | 1.3889 | 0.05743 | 126 | 88 | 27 | 11 |
722 | Honey, I think we're in the wrong book club. | 1.3885 | 0.05055 | 139 | 93 | 38 | 8 |
723 | I’ve assured them that we only use screens for word games. | 1.3885 | 0.04845 | 139 | 91 | 42 | 6 |
724 | Keep walking, they're all second editions." | 1.3884 | 0.05912 | 121 | 85 | 25 | 11 |
725 | I wouldn't mess with them Charles they look hard backed | 1.3882 | 0.04944 | 152 | 103 | 39 | 10 |
726 | We're in a real bind. | 1.3881 | 0.05392 | 134 | 92 | 32 | 10 |
727 | The library is more fun than I remembered. | 1.3879 | 0.06094 | 116 | 82 | 23 | 11 |
728 | Sometimes I feel guilty about getting the Kindle. | 1.3878 | 0.04965 | 147 | 99 | 39 | 9 |
729 | Tell the librarian I’m good for it, I just need a couple more days! | 1.3878 | 0.06091 | 98 | 66 | 26 | 6 |
730 | Joyce, Tolstoy, Melville... It's the book club from hell! | 1.3876 | 0.05198 | 129 | 86 | 36 | 7 |
731 | I don’t care if you’re a book “put a mask on and have some respect“ | 1.3874 | 0.06292 | 111 | 79 | 21 | 11 |
732 | is it just me or have mobile libraries become more aggressive these days? | 1.3871 | 0.06492 | 93 | 63 | 22 | 7 |
733 | Don't get too close. One might open up. | 1.3871 | 0.05084 | 124 | 81 | 38 | 5 |
734 | Great, we’re surrounded by a bunch of know-it-alls. | 1.3871 | 0.05576 | 124 | 85 | 30 | 9 |
735 | The donor drive for the library is getting kind of creepy ... | 1.3856 | 0.05005 | 153 | 105 | 37 | 11 |
736 | Don't fear them. This gang is all words and no action. | 1.3854 | 0.05806 | 96 | 63 | 29 | 4 |
737 | Beat it, fellas, or I’m calling the librarian. | 1.3852 | 0.05636 | 122 | 84 | 29 | 9 |
738 | The library is getting aggressive with collecting overdue books. | 1.3852 | 0.05150 | 135 | 91 | 36 | 8 |
739 | I think we’ve walked into a plot-twist. | 1.3852 | 0.05256 | 135 | 92 | 34 | 9 |
740 | Uh-oh, I think we took a wrong turn at True Crime. | 1.3851 | 0.05468 | 148 | 106 | 27 | 15 |
741 | The unread have risen. | 1.3846 | 0.06770 | 91 | 64 | 19 | 8 |
742 | Who booked this place? | 1.3846 | 0.05105 | 169 | 121 | 31 | 17 |
743 | I thought we were going to book club, not book gang. | 1.3846 | 0.05393 | 130 | 89 | 32 | 9 |
744 | They want to know why we do so much binge watching. | 1.3841 | 0.05176 | 138 | 94 | 35 | 9 |
745 | I hope this has a happy ending. | 1.3836 | 0.04871 | 159 | 109 | 39 | 11 |
746 | I got your oxford comma right here | 1.3833 | 0.05447 | 120 | 81 | 32 | 7 |
747 | How I love talking books! | 1.3830 | 0.05197 | 141 | 97 | 34 | 10 |
748 | This is a stick-up! Give us your verbs and nouns...and don’t forget the prepositions... | 1.3830 | 0.04791 | 141 | 98 | 34 | 9 |
749 | We better get read of them. | 1.3830 | 0.05389 | 141 | 99 | 30 | 12 |
750 | I never thought supporting independent bookstores would result in independent books. | 1.3826 | 0.05466 | 115 | 77 | 32 | 6 |
751 | The library is really serious about late fees now! | 1.3826 | 0.05179 | 115 | 75 | 36 | 4 |
752 | Wow - a reality book club. | 1.3826 | 0.05998 | 115 | 81 | 24 | 10 |
753 | The movie's even worse. | 1.3824 | 0.05012 | 136 | 91 | 38 | 7 |
754 | As long as they don't pick up any sticks or stones, I wouldn't worry too much. | 1.3824 | 0.06392 | 102 | 72 | 21 | 9 |
755 | I told you to unsubscribe from Audiobooks. | 1.3822 | 0.05154 | 157 | 111 | 32 | 14 |
756 | Sorry, we gave at the library. | 1.3822 | 0.05154 | 157 | 111 | 32 | 14 |
757 | I told you that we should avoid the crime fiction part of town! | 1.3821 | 0.05945 | 123 | 88 | 23 | 12 |
758 | I don’t want to judge, but this isn’t the book club I had in mind | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
759 | Oh-oh. The Britannica people have had their shots. | 1.3817 | 0.05359 | 131 | 90 | 32 | 9 |
760 | And I was worried about artifical intelligence. | 1.3817 | 0.05020 | 131 | 87 | 38 | 6 |
761 | Sorry, but we're all booked up! | 1.3816 | 0.05192 | 152 | 107 | 32 | 13 |
762 | What's the story, guys? | 1.3814 | 0.06121 | 97 | 66 | 25 | 6 |
763 | NYPL would like to remind you of your unpaid late fees. | 1.3814 | 0.05372 | 118 | 79 | 33 | 6 |
764 | We should have read the fine print. | 1.3810 | 0.04610 | 168 | 114 | 44 | 10 |
765 | They heard I once used CliffsNotes. | 1.3810 | 0.05138 | 147 | 102 | 34 | 11 |
766 | When you said your dad’s side was bookish, this isn’t what I expected. | 1.3810 | 0.06544 | 105 | 76 | 18 | 11 |
767 | Careful, they're desperate and anything but spineless. | 1.3810 | 0.05618 | 126 | 88 | 28 | 10 |
768 | they really gotta sell themselves these days | 1.3806 | 0.05484 | 134 | 94 | 29 | 11 |
769 | My 'To Read' list haunting me. | 1.3804 | 0.05539 | 92 | 59 | 31 | 2 |
770 | I really did plan on reading them during the pandemic, but now. | 1.3802 | 0.05217 | 121 | 83 | 31 | 7 |
771 | Those hardbacks have some spine. | 1.3802 | 0.05411 | 121 | 82 | 32 | 7 |
772 | This is scary. Did you bring your book club? | 1.3798 | 0.05579 | 129 | 93 | 24 | 12 |
773 | Honey, I think we’re being judged by book covers. | 1.3796 | 0.05216 | 108 | 70 | 35 | 3 |
774 | Nowadays, everyone thinks they have a book in them. | 1.3796 | 0.05592 | 137 | 98 | 26 | 13 |
775 | I know these guys and they can read me like a book! | 1.3796 | 0.05090 | 137 | 93 | 36 | 8 |
776 | Where the Word Things are... | 1.3796 | 0.05687 | 137 | 99 | 24 | 14 |
777 | Everyone has a story to tell. | 1.3793 | 0.05185 | 145 | 101 | 33 | 11 |
778 | They're tough to read. | 1.3793 | 0.05565 | 116 | 79 | 30 | 7 |
779 | We're from Facebook. | 1.3793 | 0.04949 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
780 | Don’t let them know about the kindle you have | 1.3788 | 0.05105 | 132 | 89 | 36 | 7 |
781 | Where's your precious headphones now, audio boy? | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
782 | It’s an abused book sale, they were brutally judged by their covers. | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
783 | They want to get back into circulation. | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
784 | No sudden moves, Janis. They're True Crime. | 1.3784 | 0.04927 | 148 | 101 | 38 | 9 |
785 | They're surprisingly judgmental. | 1.3784 | 0.04737 | 148 | 99 | 42 | 7 |
786 | It’s my own fault for posting those Amazon reviews. | 1.3782 | 0.05468 | 119 | 81 | 31 | 7 |
787 | These dystopian novels take it too far. | 1.3782 | 0.05722 | 119 | 83 | 27 | 9 |
788 | They’re “Friends of the Library” | 1.3780 | 0.04760 | 164 | 113 | 40 | 11 |
789 | This book club is creepy. | 1.3780 | 0.05469 | 127 | 88 | 30 | 9 |
790 | You wouldn’t see e-books begging in the streets. | 1.3778 | 0.05028 | 135 | 91 | 37 | 7 |
791 | Your papers please. | 1.3776 | 0.04791 | 143 | 98 | 37 | 8 |
792 | I can’t help it ... I judge them. | 1.3776 | 0.05233 | 143 | 100 | 32 | 11 |
793 | Put your mask on, Helen. They could be Novel Coronavirus. | 1.3776 | 0.06071 | 98 | 67 | 25 | 6 |
794 | Speed reading may be our only way out of here. | 1.3776 | 0.06071 | 98 | 67 | 25 | 6 |
795 | Said you'd finish us later, didn't ya? | 1.3774 | 0.04778 | 159 | 109 | 40 | 10 |
796 | This bookstore is a little high-pressure for an introvert like me. | 1.3770 | 0.05375 | 122 | 83 | 32 | 7 |
797 | I find big books intimidating. | 1.3769 | 0.05380 | 130 | 90 | 31 | 9 |
798 | Hand over the books and no one needs to get hurt. | 1.3768 | 0.05265 | 138 | 96 | 32 | 10 |
799 | I wouldn't judge a book by its cover. I would judge it by its facial and hand gestures. | 1.3766 | 0.04882 | 154 | 106 | 38 | 10 |
800 | Judging by their covers, I think we joined the wrong book club. | 1.3765 | 0.07096 | 85 | 61 | 16 | 8 |
801 | I think we’re the book’s mark. | 1.3763 | 0.06471 | 93 | 65 | 21 | 7 |
802 | This novel approach to panhandling speaks volumes. | 1.3761 | 0.06084 | 109 | 76 | 23 | 9 |
803 | Gee, the library is really getting serious about collecting overdue book fees! | 1.3761 | 0.05798 | 109 | 75 | 27 | 7 |
804 | Honey, it's karma. I never finished these books during stay at home. | 1.3761 | 0.05527 | 117 | 80 | 30 | 7 |
805 | Oh no, it’s the half-read gang. | 1.3760 | 0.05037 | 125 | 83 | 37 | 5 |
806 | Is it just me, or are you seeing books as our only friends! | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
807 | I'm not one to judge, but... | 1.3759 | 0.04779 | 141 | 94 | 41 | 6 |
808 | How about a happy ending, eh? | 1.3759 | 0.04884 | 141 | 95 | 39 | 7 |
809 | This isn't the book club I had in mind. | 1.3758 | 0.05082 | 149 | 104 | 34 | 11 |
810 | It’s finally happened. They’re reading us. | 1.3758 | 0.04900 | 149 | 102 | 38 | 9 |
811 | Just give ‘em the library card - it’s not worth it | 1.3750 | 0.05827 | 104 | 71 | 27 | 6 |
812 | There's nothing to click here. | 1.3750 | 0.05925 | 120 | 86 | 23 | 11 |
813 | Book clubs have a way of making me feel intimidated. | 1.3750 | 0.05431 | 120 | 82 | 31 | 7 |
814 | The classics still intimidate me. | 1.3750 | 0.06326 | 96 | 67 | 22 | 7 |
815 | If we give in now, the sequels will never end. | 1.3750 | 0.05203 | 128 | 87 | 34 | 7 |
816 | Yeah lady, tell us what you meant when you told your friend here they should 'throw the book at them'. | 1.3750 | 0.05315 | 136 | 95 | 31 | 10 |
817 | There are some books I prefer not to snuggle-up with. | 1.3742 | 0.04856 | 155 | 107 | 38 | 10 |
818 | Looks like we wandered into a book club meeting. | 1.3741 | 0.05031 | 139 | 95 | 36 | 8 |
819 | Oh no, we’re about to get booked! | 1.3741 | 0.05429 | 139 | 99 | 28 | 12 |
820 | We seem to find ourselves in a novel situation...we best book it! | 1.3737 | 0.05847 | 99 | 67 | 27 | 5 |
821 | Just ignore them, they're self-published. | 1.3737 | 0.05483 | 99 | 65 | 31 | 3 |
822 | I think we're in a little bit of a bind. | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
823 | Keep walking they're all fiction. | 1.3736 | 0.06748 | 91 | 65 | 18 | 8 |
824 | Well, this situation has taken a turn for the verse. | 1.3736 | 0.06927 | 91 | 66 | 16 | 9 |
825 | Holy Christie! Where's Agatha when you need her? | 1.3730 | 0.05604 | 126 | 89 | 27 | 10 |
826 | May we have a word with you? | 1.3730 | 0.05006 | 126 | 84 | 37 | 5 |
827 | Don’t make eye contact with the banned books, Marge. | 1.3730 | 0.05490 | 126 | 88 | 29 | 9 |
828 | Give us all your words | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
829 | Literary criticism is a two way street, no? | 1.3725 | 0.06219 | 102 | 72 | 22 | 8 |
830 | The first rule about book club is, you don't talk about book club. | 1.3724 | 0.05356 | 145 | 104 | 28 | 13 |
831 | Well, they can't be GOP Congressmen. They appear to have spines. | 1.3723 | 0.06414 | 94 | 66 | 21 | 7 |
832 | Oh my...it’s kicking in alright. | 1.3723 | 0.05483 | 137 | 98 | 27 | 12 |
833 | I can handle the neediness of these Self-Helps but enough of the Bible looking all judgy. | 1.3723 | 0.05483 | 137 | 98 | 27 | 12 |
834 | I just never fit in at this book club. | 1.3721 | 0.04678 | 129 | 84 | 42 | 3 |
835 | Not quite the Shakespere In The Park I expected. | 1.3719 | 0.05645 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
836 | Finish me | 1.3719 | 0.05395 | 121 | 83 | 31 | 7 |
837 | There just aren’t any good books anymore! | 1.3717 | 0.05649 | 113 | 78 | 28 | 7 |
838 | Oh God, it's all the books we had planned to read during the pandemic. | 1.3714 | 0.05939 | 105 | 73 | 25 | 7 |
839 | I think the one behind us has a book club. | 1.3714 | 0.05939 | 105 | 73 | 25 | 7 |
840 | So you said ‘STREET smart beats BOOK smart any day,’ huh?? | 1.3710 | 0.05306 | 124 | 85 | 32 | 7 |
841 | Careful. It feels like we're about to get lost in our own narrative. | 1.3707 | 0.05812 | 116 | 82 | 25 | 9 |
842 | Sometimes it's better to not know the full story. | 1.3706 | 0.05126 | 143 | 100 | 33 | 10 |
843 | Quick, hide your Kindle and tell them we're headed to the bookstore now. | 1.3700 | 0.06460 | 100 | 72 | 19 | 9 |
844 | Did you know that Amazon books was unionizing? | 1.3697 | 0.05319 | 119 | 81 | 32 | 6 |
845 | Unfortunately folks, you've wandered into the Horror section. | 1.3697 | 0.04804 | 165 | 116 | 37 | 12 |
846 | I think Harry put something in the punch at Book Club | 1.3696 | 0.04941 | 138 | 94 | 37 | 7 |
847 | Oh no! The books have become shelf aware! | 1.3696 | 0.05150 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 9 |
848 | Uh oh. It appears we interrupted their word play. | 1.3696 | 0.05150 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 9 |
849 | I think they want us to join their book club. | 1.3694 | 0.05419 | 111 | 75 | 31 | 5 |
850 | Wish I had that kind of spine... | 1.3692 | 0.05138 | 130 | 89 | 34 | 7 |
851 | I believe the library may have sent them to collect my overdue fees. | 1.3689 | 0.05607 | 122 | 86 | 27 | 9 |
852 | I think they want these jackets. | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
853 | Books' lives matter! | 1.3684 | 0.05879 | 114 | 81 | 24 | 9 |
854 | Let's see how you like it when we break your spine. | 1.3684 | 0.05469 | 114 | 78 | 30 | 6 |
855 | They’re the ghosts of Summer Reading Lists past | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
856 | ‘Looks to be Audible’s aggressive marketing has kicked up a gear’ | 1.3681 | 0.04802 | 144 | 97 | 39 | 7 |
857 | Welcome to Hellvetica | 1.3679 | 0.06334 | 106 | 77 | 19 | 10 |
858 | Lord, if we get out of this, I'll never forget to renew Amazon Prime again. | 1.3673 | 0.02828 | 147 | 107 | 35 | 5 |
859 | Hey buddy,lonely tonight? | 1.3673 | 0.05502 | 98 | 65 | 30 | 3 |
860 | What do they want? They should just get on the night table with all the others. | 1.3672 | 0.04556 | 128 | 88 | 35 | 5 |
861 | Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but Words can never hurt me | 1.3672 | 0.05305 | 128 | 89 | 31 | 8 |
862 | It's always the same. They follow you for years until you read them. | 1.3670 | 0.05158 | 109 | 72 | 34 | 3 |
863 | Everyone has a story. | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
864 | Ok, yes, you are much better than the movie. | 1.3670 | 0.05158 | 109 | 72 | 34 | 3 |
865 | I don’t think these have happy endings... | 1.3663 | 0.05755 | 101 | 69 | 27 | 5 |
866 | I'm going to go ahead and judge them by their covers, | 1.3663 | 0.05924 | 101 | 70 | 25 | 6 |
867 | Let me walk you through my storied past. | 1.3662 | 0.04523 | 142 | 94 | 44 | 4 |
868 | Why is it so stressful picking the next book club selection? | 1.3661 | 0.05229 | 112 | 75 | 33 | 4 |
869 | Maybe I should stop reading before bed.. | 1.3660 | 0.04885 | 153 | 107 | 36 | 10 |
870 | How come there’s never an editor around when you need one? | 1.3659 | 0.06610 | 82 | 57 | 20 | 5 |
871 | Honey, you take Melville, I’ll take Salinger | 1.3657 | 0.05140 | 134 | 93 | 33 | 8 |
872 | Pssst. Want a good time? Big font, lotsa pictures. | 1.3656 | 0.06627 | 93 | 67 | 18 | 8 |
873 | Maybe we should just pay the fine | 1.3654 | 0.05806 | 104 | 72 | 26 | 6 |
874 | Well, now that's novel. | 1.3650 | 0.05167 | 137 | 96 | 32 | 9 |
875 | I'm glad they're not audiobooks. | 1.3649 | 0.04996 | 148 | 104 | 34 | 10 |
876 | They claim I tried to skim them. | 1.3646 | 0.05946 | 96 | 66 | 25 | 5 |
877 | 451 might not be enough. | 1.3644 | 0.05471 | 118 | 82 | 29 | 7 |
878 | We're being booked. | 1.3644 | 0.04839 | 118 | 80 | 34 | 4 |
879 | They're so insistent on getting reviewed. | 1.3644 | 0.05602 | 118 | 83 | 27 | 8 |
880 | Sorry, I use the tablets. | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 129 | 91 | 29 | 9 |
881 | It's something new, ghosts of your books past due haunting you till you return them to your library! | 1.3642 | 0.04084 | 162 | 116 | 37 | 9 |
882 | They're looking for payback for Dr. Seuss." | 1.3636 | 0.06333 | 99 | 71 | 20 | 8 |
883 | You should never be judged by a book’s cover. | 1.3636 | 0.06210 | 121 | 91 | 16 | 14 |
884 | When Claire said "Book Gang" I was imagining more of a novel book club | 1.3636 | 0.05266 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
885 | Sweetheart, I've been meaning to mention...I'm in pretty deep with my Bookies. | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
886 | What’s the old saying? Read one trashy novel and the rest come home to roost? | 1.3636 | 0.05209 | 143 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
887 | It’s a novel approach to get us to read more fiction. | 1.3636 | 0.05209 | 143 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
888 | After 2 hours, Jerome and Angela were lost in their books. | 1.3636 | 0.06895 | 77 | 54 | 18 | 5 |
889 | Spare change? We're in a bit of a bind. | 1.3636 | 0.05188 | 132 | 92 | 32 | 8 |
890 | They may look appealing, but inside they’re trashy, trite and poorly edited. | 1.3636 | 0.05209 | 143 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
891 | Sorry, we’re not from around here. Try using the Dewey decimal system to find your way home. | 1.3636 | 0.05629 | 121 | 86 | 26 | 9 |
892 | Honey, I warned you that dog-earing the pages has consequences. | 1.3636 | 0.05736 | 110 | 77 | 26 | 7 |
893 | I'm afraid we've being followed by Great Expectations. | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
894 | Not the dangers I expected in the darkest reaches of the Amazon. | 1.3629 | 0.05412 | 124 | 87 | 29 | 8 |
895 | So this is what you meant when you said these books really spoke to you. | 1.3628 | 0.05631 | 113 | 79 | 27 | 7 |
896 | I know I said my books were like my children. I just didn’t expect them to grow up. | 1.3627 | 0.06198 | 102 | 73 | 21 | 8 |
897 | When I said I was looking for a book that would speak to me, I didn’t realize they would judge me too! | 1.3624 | 0.04734 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 9 |
898 | They are literally begging. | 1.3623 | 0.05437 | 138 | 100 | 26 | 12 |
899 | I'm not so sure that legalizing weed was such a good idea,after all. | 1.3623 | 0.05339 | 138 | 99 | 28 | 11 |
900 | Personally, I'm not a big fan of magical realism. | 1.3622 | 0.04958 | 127 | 86 | 36 | 5 |
901 | Too many good books are going homeless. | 1.3622 | 0.05264 | 127 | 91 | 27 | 9 |
902 | They won't hurt you. They don't have the spine. | 1.3621 | 0.05252 | 116 | 79 | 32 | 5 |
903 | What?! I was paraphrasing! | 1.3620 | 0.04909 | 163 | 117 | 33 | 13 |
904 | Just give them your Kindle and let's go! | 1.3619 | 0.05600 | 105 | 72 | 28 | 5 |
905 | It's not a gang; it's a club. | 1.3617 | 0.05422 | 94 | 62 | 30 | 2 |
906 | I know guys!! The book is better than the movie...... | 1.3615 | 0.05123 | 130 | 90 | 33 | 7 |
907 | We're being surrounded by all of the unread books on my shelf. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
908 | As a fellow screenwriter, do you ever feel some books are crying out for an adaptation. | 1.3611 | 0.04581 | 144 | 97 | 42 | 5 |
909 | Forget grammar, time to run on sentences! | 1.3611 | 0.05803 | 108 | 76 | 25 | 7 |
910 | See, this is what happens when you join a library and they sell your information. | 1.3611 | 0.06094 | 108 | 78 | 21 | 9 |
911 | Read Me" = that' what they ALL say | 1.3611 | 0.05652 | 108 | 75 | 27 | 6 |
912 | I keep having weird hallucinations about the books I didn’t read during lock-down. | 1.3611 | 0.05453 | 144 | 106 | 24 | 14 |
913 | Facebook The Musical | 1.3611 | 0.06094 | 108 | 78 | 21 | 9 |
914 | Right now I wish I were more book smart than street smart. | 1.3611 | 0.06094 | 108 | 78 | 21 | 9 |
915 | Well, at least they're no longer on your nightstand. | 1.3609 | 0.04444 | 133 | 92 | 36 | 5 |
916 | Cheating on your 7th grade book report really does haunt you forever... | 1.3609 | 0.05156 | 133 | 93 | 32 | 8 |
917 | I know we're not supposed to judge them, but is there a rule against book covers judging us? | 1.3609 | 0.05373 | 133 | 95 | 28 | 10 |
918 | I'll be so glad when the libraries reopen and they can get their jobs back. | 1.3608 | 0.05896 | 97 | 67 | 25 | 5 |
919 | I’m having trouble getting through this series. | 1.3607 | 0.05590 | 122 | 87 | 26 | 9 |
920 | What the Dickens? The Books of Christmas Past! | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
921 | Writers block is real. | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
922 | Oh, I've read them. I just didn't like them. | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
923 | Oh, no! It's all the Russian novels I said I'd read during the quarantine. | 1.3603 | 0.05490 | 136 | 99 | 25 | 12 |
924 | It’s one thing to be mocked by history, but history textbooks? | 1.3603 | 0.04859 | 136 | 93 | 37 | 6 |
925 | I just can't read people anymore. | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
926 | I don’t just hand out good reviews. | 1.3600 | 0.05003 | 125 | 85 | 35 | 5 |
927 | Well, this is a rather novel approach! | 1.3600 | 0.05255 | 125 | 87 | 31 | 7 |
928 | We'll still be here when social distancing is over | 1.3600 | 0.05599 | 100 | 68 | 28 | 4 |
929 | Infinite Jest was intimidating, too. | 1.3600 | 0.05003 | 125 | 85 | 35 | 5 |
930 | Rumor has it you’re considering a Kindle. | 1.3600 | 0.05495 | 125 | 89 | 27 | 9 |
931 | Not sure what they’re trying to say, they’re pretty hard to read. | 1.3600 | 0.05949 | 100 | 70 | 24 | 6 |
932 | 'Today in the first meeting of our human club we will be looking at the story of a couple...' | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 105 | 20 | 14 |
933 | I knew we shouldn't have gone out on a dark and stormy night. | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
934 | Just keep walking,they are slow-paced. | 1.3594 | 0.05289 | 128 | 89 | 30 | 8 |
935 | I'm not sure this is the book club for us. | 1.3594 | 0.04927 | 128 | 87 | 36 | 5 |
936 | I've found my latest read to be absolutely haunting. | 1.3594 | 0.05289 | 128 | 90 | 30 | 8 |
937 | No, no! We don't do digital. We're on your side! | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
938 | All these self help books seem like they're just trying to help themselves. | 1.3592 | 0.05830 | 103 | 72 | 25 | 6 |
939 | I heard the classics were really making a come back, but this is too much. | 1.3587 | 0.06294 | 92 | 65 | 21 | 6 |
940 | We all agree,it's a novel feeling! | 1.3586 | 0.04862 | 145 | 101 | 36 | 8 |
941 | They must think we're easy marks. | 1.3585 | 0.05558 | 106 | 73 | 28 | 5 |
942 | Don’t worry honey, the reviews said they were nice books | 1.3585 | 0.05717 | 106 | 74 | 26 | 6 |
943 | They never did this before Kindle. | 1.3583 | 0.04922 | 120 | 83 | 32 | 5 |
944 | Apparently, subscribing to Prime will make it stop | 1.3583 | 0.04850 | 120 | 80 | 37 | 3 |
945 | What version of the fact are you looking for? | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
946 | It was bad enough you two broke Jimmy's spine, but the dog-ear—that was too far. | 1.3583 | 0.05525 | 120 | 85 | 27 | 8 |
947 | Wait guys we can work this out, we’re all on the same page here! | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
948 | The unread beckon. | 1.3582 | 0.05125 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
949 | If they keep blocking us, we’ll have to hit the books. | 1.3581 | 0.04012 | 148 | 102 | 40 | 5 |
950 | I feel misread. | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
951 | I guess we're booked for evening. | 1.3578 | 0.05456 | 109 | 75 | 29 | 5 |
952 | The publisher said my books should sell themselves. | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
953 | Now I regret breaking all of those spines. | 1.3577 | 0.05671 | 123 | 89 | 24 | 10 |
954 | They think we’re producers | 1.3571 | 0.05284 | 112 | 79 | 27 | 6 |
955 | These book club auditions are getting scary. | 1.3571 | 0.05341 | 126 | 89 | 29 | 8 |
956 | It's not just little knowledge, Suzy. All of them look dangerous! | 1.3571 | 0.06364 | 98 | 71 | 19 | 8 |
957 | We'd better Middlemarch a little faster... | 1.3566 | 0.05019 | 129 | 89 | 34 | 6 |
958 | Don't give them money...they'll just spend it on ink. | 1.3566 | 0.05906 | 129 | 97 | 18 | 14 |
959 | I swear, you donate to the library ONE time.... | 1.3566 | 0.04835 | 129 | 90 | 33 | 6 |
960 | Self publishing has gone off the rails | 1.3566 | 0.05138 | 129 | 90 | 32 | 7 |
961 | That was my bookie. These are his kids. | 1.3566 | 0.05255 | 129 | 91 | 30 | 8 |
962 | I don’t recognize the other three, but the one behind us looks like Leo. | 1.3565 | 0.05686 | 115 | 82 | 25 | 8 |
963 | Wait until you see the bookworms. | 1.3564 | 0.05901 | 101 | 71 | 24 | 6 |
964 | This is how the independent bookstores survive. | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 72 | 22 | 7 |
965 | I can't find a good book to get in bed with. | 1.3564 | 0.05555 | 101 | 69 | 28 | 4 |
966 | I don’t feel like my reading is helping me escape reality lately. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
967 | Whatever you do, don’t let them see your Kindle. | 1.3561 | 0.05228 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
968 | Somehow they broke past the Writers' Block. | 1.3558 | 0.05452 | 104 | 71 | 29 | 4 |
969 | I knew if I joined one more book group, there would be hell to pay! | 1.3556 | 0.05306 | 135 | 97 | 28 | 10 |
970 | I always thought of myself as a book person, but this may be going too far. | 1.3556 | 0.05409 | 135 | 98 | 26 | 11 |
971 | This is my good friend, and her three novellas. | 1.3554 | 0.04819 | 121 | 86 | 29 | 6 |
972 | Yeah, I judged him by his cover. | 1.3554 | 0.05230 | 121 | 84 | 31 | 6 |
973 | Do you think they know you bought a Kindle? | 1.3554 | 0.05733 | 121 | 88 | 23 | 10 |
974 | When you said you were overdue, I thought you might be pregnant. | 1.3551 | 0.06122 | 107 | 78 | 20 | 9 |
975 | I told you I’m street smart, not book smart | 1.3551 | 0.05673 | 107 | 75 | 26 | 6 |
976 | Do you ever get the feeling that there are books that are begging to be read? | 1.3548 | 0.05209 | 124 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
977 | We're using the library, we really are! | 1.3548 | 0.05515 | 124 | 89 | 26 | 9 |
978 | It's the mother book and her sequels ! | 1.3548 | 0.05146 | 124 | 86 | 32 | 6 |
979 | This is like a Stephen King ending for Fahrenheit 451. | 1.3548 | 0.06238 | 93 | 66 | 21 | 6 |
980 | On the count of three, we run right to left. They won't expect that. | 1.3548 | 0.06947 | 93 | 70 | 13 | 10 |
981 | Maybe we should quit using the book drop. | 1.3546 | 0.04945 | 141 | 99 | 34 | 8 |
982 | Right, they brought us through the pandemic, only to find themselves, once again, piling up on the nightstand. | 1.3546 | 0.04627 | 141 | 96 | 40 | 5 |
983 | Of course we appreciate everything you've done for us! But we've moved onto podcasts. | 1.3545 | 0.05099 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
984 | This was NOT my idea of being part of a literary circle | 1.3543 | 0.05065 | 127 | 88 | 33 | 6 |
985 | It's crazy what public libraries are having to do these days to get people to come in. | 1.3540 | 0.05886 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
986 | Is it any wonder I prefer audio books? | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
987 | Since the lockdown, they're thrilled to be rediscovered. | 1.3537 | 0.04296 | 147 | 108 | 30 | 9 |
988 | We are the books you bought during the quarantine but haven’t read yet | 1.3537 | 0.04904 | 147 | 104 | 34 | 9 |
989 | I don't think I can handle a life in academics anymore, Gwen. First it was the predatory publishers. Now it's the panhandling pages. | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
990 | . "Oh, God. It's those books I didn't read sophomore year!" | 1.3535 | 0.05799 | 99 | 69 | 25 | 5 |
991 | Hey lady, wanna date someone with a real spine? | 1.3534 | 0.05085 | 133 | 96 | 28 | 9 |
992 | Not so judgmental about our covers now,huh? | 1.3529 | 0.05512 | 102 | 70 | 28 | 4 |
993 | Give them five stars on Amazon and they'll go away. | 1.3529 | 0.05512 | 102 | 70 | 28 | 4 |
994 | You had to judge those covers ... | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
995 | They said her books really come alive.. does she write tragedies or comedies? | 1.3529 | 0.04729 | 136 | 93 | 38 | 5 |
996 | I knew my words would come back to haunt me! | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
997 | These must be the ghosts of Dickens' past. | 1.3529 | 0.05376 | 136 | 99 | 26 | 11 |
998 | O.K...I lied about finishing Bleak House. | 1.3524 | 0.05410 | 105 | 72 | 29 | 4 |
999 | Just do what they say and hand over your disbelief | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1000 | I believe we have some unfinished chapters | 1.3520 | 0.05112 | 125 | 87 | 32 | 6 |
1001 | The city ought to start subsidizing the shelfless. | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
1002 | Since when did books get so demanding? | 1.3519 | 0.05148 | 108 | 73 | 32 | 3 |
1003 | I guess that "novel coronavirus" was more literal than I thought. | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
1004 | THE LIBRARY MUST STILL BE CLOSED | 1.3517 | 0.04945 | 145 | 103 | 33 | 9 |
1005 | I don't think they want our money, just our jackets. | 1.3516 | 0.06698 | 91 | 67 | 16 | 8 |
1006 | Yes, there is such a thing as a "bad book" | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1007 | Look, you give us each the overdue fines you owe the library, or Tome there is going to make you sorry you ever learned to read. | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
1008 | They act so entitled. | 1.3514 | 0.05527 | 111 | 77 | 27 | 6 |
1009 | I blame the Dewey Decimal System. | 1.3509 | 0.05708 | 114 | 82 | 24 | 8 |
1010 | They' re "The Walking Read. | 1.3504 | 0.05735 | 117 | 85 | 23 | 9 |
1011 | Don't give them any money. Most of their stories are pure fiction. | 1.3504 | 0.05335 | 117 | 82 | 29 | 6 |
1012 | Looks like we stumbled into the crime section” | 1.3504 | 0.05335 | 117 | 82 | 29 | 6 |
1013 | I warned you not to read them after midnight. | 1.3504 | 0.05032 | 137 | 97 | 32 | 8 |
1014 | Sadly, the Kindle’s inventors were never welcome in the company of books again. | 1.3503 | 0.04770 | 157 | 112 | 35 | 10 |
1015 | You can't tell a cover by its book | 1.3500 | 0.05632 | 120 | 87 | 24 | 9 |
1016 | Don't make eye contact! Then you'll have to read them! | 1.3500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 70 | 25 | 5 |
1017 | Be careful. All they want is a review. | 1.3500 | 0.05111 | 120 | 83 | 32 | 5 |
1018 | You books back away. We know origami. | 1.3500 | 0.05632 | 120 | 87 | 24 | 9 |
1019 | Word is Melvil Dewey has a plan to put the books in their place. | 1.3500 | 0.05111 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1020 | Somehow I had a different mental picture of a book club . . . | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1021 | I told you to read the fine print before borrowing from that lending library. | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
1022 | No thanks-online books take up less space. | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
1023 | Did someone Page us?" | 1.3488 | 0.05001 | 129 | 90 | 33 | 6 |
1024 | They have been homeless ever since the local bookstore closed. | 1.3488 | 0.06137 | 86 | 60 | 22 | 4 |
1025 | When you said your friends were ‘bookish’, this is not what I imagined. | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
1026 | I told you we should’ve taken the paperback trail. | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1027 | I think the Book of the Month Club wants us back! | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1028 | I guess we shouldn't have ignored those overdue fines. | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1029 | This is not a safe part of town for bookworms." | 1.3485 | 0.04808 | 132 | 91 | 36 | 5 |
1030 | Dewey these guys look serious, just give them your library card. | 1.3482 | 0.05631 | 112 | 80 | 25 | 7 |
1031 | These books are begging to be read. | 1.3481 | 0.04248 | 135 | 93 | 37 | 4 |
1032 | I'm not sure I want to join this book club anymore. | 1.3481 | 0.04740 | 135 | 93 | 37 | 5 |
1033 | Big Paper is pulling out all the stops to try to counter ebooks. | 1.3478 | 0.04895 | 138 | 97 | 34 | 7 |
1034 | Her novels sometimes haunt me... | 1.3478 | 0.05247 | 115 | 80 | 30 | 5 |
1035 | Put down the children and you won’t be harmed! | 1.3478 | 0.04461 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1036 | This is a literal nightmare | 1.3478 | 0.05450 | 92 | 62 | 28 | 2 |
1037 | They're harmless...just the books I haven't written yet. | 1.3478 | 0.05247 | 115 | 80 | 30 | 5 |
1038 | I'll be glad when we leave the self-help section. | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1039 | You weren’t kidding when you said books were your world. | 1.3478 | 0.04895 | 138 | 97 | 34 | 7 |
1040 | 'You know how some books just stay with you?' | 1.3478 | 0.05872 | 92 | 64 | 24 | 4 |
1041 | This can't be happening. I swear I returned them all. | 1.3475 | 0.05298 | 118 | 83 | 29 | 6 |
1042 | I kept thinking too many books, not enough time, but never thought they would take it this far! | 1.3475 | 0.05160 | 118 | 82 | 31 | 5 |
1043 | Where's the Good Book when you need it? | 1.3475 | 0.05433 | 118 | 84 | 27 | 7 |
1044 | I think they are checking us out | 1.3474 | 0.05553 | 95 | 65 | 27 | 3 |
1045 | We are the Ghosts of Hard Covers Past. Any Guilt now about reading the Bard on your Smart Phone? | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1046 | Now we'll see if you like being left spine up | 1.3471 | 0.04652 | 121 | 86 | 30 | 5 |
1047 | So you thought you could get by with the Cliff Notes." | 1.3469 | 0.05637 | 98 | 68 | 26 | 4 |
1048 | All the reviews said this collection really comes to life! | 1.3469 | 0.04695 | 147 | 103 | 37 | 7 |
1049 | Okay,so maybe e-books aren't the worst thing after all. | 1.3468 | 0.04587 | 124 | 83 | 39 | 2 |
1050 | Not judging...still not judging... | 1.3465 | 0.04962 | 101 | 67 | 33 | 1 |
1051 | You should of finished us when you had the chance. | 1.3465 | 0.06361 | 101 | 75 | 17 | 9 |
1052 | This book group is a nightmare | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
1053 | They're trying to scare the Dickens out of us. | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1054 | The movie was good... But apparently the books are better | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1055 | I told you not to make book friends. | 1.3465 | 0.04921 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1056 | I usually mention my overdue library fines on the third date, but here we are. | 1.3464 | 0.04758 | 153 | 109 | 35 | 9 |
1057 | We’re the books they warned you about. | 1.3462 | 0.05920 | 104 | 75 | 22 | 7 |
1058 | They frighten me. I wish I had my book club. | 1.3462 | 0.05426 | 104 | 72 | 28 | 4 |
1059 | You get a different class of mugger when the literary festival is on. | 1.3462 | 0.06075 | 104 | 76 | 20 | 8 |
1060 | Never was much for book circles. | 1.3462 | 0.05251 | 104 | 71 | 30 | 3 |
1061 | Realistic fiction is really having a moment. | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
1062 | Just ignore them. They didn’t get picked by Kindle or Oprah. | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
1063 | Well, I recognize them. They're the ones that I never finished. | 1.3459 | 0.05234 | 133 | 96 | 28 | 9 |
1064 | I think I liked them better when they stayed on their shelves and waited patiently for us to pick them out. | 1.3455 | 0.05236 | 110 | 76 | 30 | 4 |
1065 | The literature has been quite persuasive. | 1.3455 | 0.04462 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
1066 | Don't judge them. | 1.3453 | 0.04534 | 139 | 95 | 40 | 4 |
1067 | I know I didn't finish them but this is too much. | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1068 | I'm afraid we've been surrounded by the unread. | 1.3451 | 0.04992 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1069 | The walking encyclopedias have come back to the city now that they have been vaccinated | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
1070 | I like big books and I cannot lie... | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
1071 | They did mention something about book tours. | 1.3451 | 0.05446 | 113 | 80 | 27 | 6 |
1072 | Well, this is a novel experience. | 1.3451 | 0.04798 | 142 | 100 | 35 | 7 |
1073 | I told you, if you stick with me, books will come alive again. | 1.3451 | 0.05002 | 142 | 102 | 31 | 9 |
1074 | Just ignore them until Bezos makes them go away. | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 82 | 26 | 7 |
1075 | Give them what they want, honey...they look like non-fiction! | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1076 | The TBR pile would be ignored no longer | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 83 | 26 | 7 |
1077 | When this goes to court, we'll throw them at each other. | 1.3443 | 0.05175 | 122 | 86 | 30 | 6 |
1078 | Not the kind of Book Club I was expecting. | 1.3443 | 0.05043 | 122 | 85 | 32 | 5 |
1079 | Whatever you do, don’t tell them about the plot holes. | 1.3440 | 0.04965 | 125 | 87 | 33 | 5 |
1080 | Did you dog ear a page? | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1081 | It's a mystery to me. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1082 | i think we wandered into the ‘true crime’ section by mistake. | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1083 | I swore to everyone at the bookclub that I had read them. | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1084 | Keep walking, dramatic literature is all talk. | 1.3434 | 0.05403 | 99 | 68 | 28 | 3 |
1085 | We just need to read the first 5 pages then they’ll leave us alone. | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1086 | This city needs low-income shelving. | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1087 | When I agreed to come to book club, this wasn’t exactly what I expected. | 1.3431 | 0.06152 | 102 | 75 | 19 | 8 |
1088 | Paperbacks? You betta check yo shelf before you wreck yo self | 1.3431 | 0.06152 | 102 | 75 | 19 | 8 |
1089 | They may need to revise that saying on sticks and stones | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
1090 | It’s David Copperfield, he used to be a big shot! ...and he’s with that Jane Eyre, can you believe it? | 1.3431 | 0.05122 | 137 | 99 | 29 | 9 |
1091 | No. Don’t tell me how this ends. I want to find out for myself | 1.3429 | 0.05384 | 105 | 73 | 28 | 4 |
1092 | Just show them your library card. | 1.3429 | 0.05384 | 105 | 73 | 28 | 4 |
1093 | I'm starting to regret writing those negative book reviews. | 1.3429 | 0.05552 | 105 | 74 | 26 | 5 |
1094 | Do you know what we’re being booked for? | 1.3427 | 0.05071 | 143 | 104 | 29 | 10 |
1095 | Hey, nice jacket, man. | 1.3426 | 0.05289 | 108 | 75 | 29 | 4 |
1096 | Don’t make eye contact. These books are just begging to be read. | 1.3423 | 0.05651 | 111 | 80 | 24 | 7 |
1097 | Amazon really needs to ease off with the recommendations. | 1.3423 | 0.05038 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1098 | And I thought we were the ones checking them out. | 1.3423 | 0.05934 | 111 | 82 | 20 | 9 |
1099 | It’s a novel part of town, I’ll give you that. | 1.3423 | 0.05429 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1100 | I liked Facebook better when it was an app | 1.3423 | 0.04740 | 149 | 106 | 35 | 8 |
1101 | You never finished us, but we'll finish you. | 1.3421 | 0.04288 | 152 | 109 | 36 | 7 |
1102 | Maybe there IS a genre I won't read. | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
1103 | They say "never judge a book by its cover" but I never though it would be the other way around" | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1104 | Uh-Oh, maybe you shouldn't have written those nasty book reviews. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1105 | Um.. They're not social distancing.. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1106 | Who would have thought that misquoting a few lines now and again would lead to this. | 1.3419 | 0.05029 | 117 | 81 | 32 | 4 |
1107 | I had that dream again. The one where I find the library book that I was supposed to return 40 years ago. | 1.3415 | 0.05010 | 123 | 86 | 32 | 5 |
1108 | These self-help books are getting too aggressive. | 1.3415 | 0.06066 | 82 | 57 | 22 | 3 |
1109 | I'm trying not to judge them by their covers. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1110 | From which crannies, from which nooks,/come these stalking talking books?/ Judging covers by their looks,/bet your stash that these are crooks! | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1111 | Don't fall for their sob stories. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
1112 | There are eight million stories in the naked city. This is four of them. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1113 | Everyone has at least one book in them | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1114 | I can never get a read on them. | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
1115 | Yes, I too have often felt intimidated by the Great Books" | 1.3404 | 0.05568 | 94 | 65 | 26 | 3 |
1116 | Quick, do you have anything that’s 451 degrees Fahrenheit? | 1.3404 | 0.06515 | 94 | 70 | 16 | 8 |
1117 | Don't give them any money. Just because they are out of print they think they are entitled. | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1118 | The Hemingways just want to be read, but War and Peace looks especially threatening. | 1.3401 | 0.05062 | 147 | 108 | 28 | 11 |
1119 | I was fine when they were just talking books. | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
1120 | Guess we should have stayed undercover | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
1121 | Well, a new book group is always intimidating at first. | 1.3400 | 0.05545 | 100 | 70 | 26 | 4 |
1122 | I love reading even though I find books so demanding. | 1.3400 | 0.05545 | 100 | 70 | 26 | 4 |
1123 | I think we can read their intentions pretty easily. | 1.3399 | 0.04316 | 153 | 108 | 39 | 6 |
1124 | Damn, Infinite Jest just made eye contact! | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
1125 | I know I was sometimes intimidated by my Book Club, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
1126 | Sure, sure, "Hey buddy, Hey pal", that's what they all say but the next thing you know. it's 4am and the story isn't done yet! | 1.3394 | 0.04739 | 109 | 78 | 27 | 4 |
1127 | Sorry, we’re all out of blurbs. | 1.3394 | 0.05085 | 109 | 75 | 31 | 3 |
1128 | Some things are better left unread.” | 1.3394 | 0.05409 | 109 | 77 | 27 | 5 |
1129 | We’re both lawyers. Come any closer and we’ll throw the book at you. | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
1130 | With the libraries closed, they're all begging for a checkout. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1131 | Don't be afraid, they just want us to turn some pages. | 1.3391 | 0.04258 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1132 | Quick, hide your kindle. | 1.3390 | 0.05800 | 118 | 88 | 20 | 10 |
1133 | These book club meetings have become surreal. | 1.3388 | 0.05190 | 121 | 86 | 29 | 6 |
1134 | Since the library closed they’ve been letting the books out to hustle themselves on the street. | 1.3386 | 0.05027 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
1135 | Yes! I do have second thoughts on some of my critical book reviews. Why? Does it show? | 1.3386 | 0.04837 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1136 | I told you my friends were rather bookish. | 1.3386 | 0.05089 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1137 | Oh, give them a couple of bucks so they can get some dust jackets. | 1.3383 | 0.04760 | 133 | 93 | 35 | 5 |
1138 | So what adoption agency did you go through, Random House? | 1.3382 | 0.04975 | 136 | 105 | 19 | 12 |
1139 | I think they are pissed about the Audible. | 1.3381 | 0.04741 | 139 | 98 | 35 | 6 |
1140 | The books I didn’t read in college are haunting me. | 1.3380 | 0.04781 | 142 | 101 | 34 | 7 |
1141 | Forget what I said about wanting to join a literary circle. | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1142 | The toilet paper shortage has really got them worried. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1143 | See! I said this type of stuff would happen after New Jersey legalized pot. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1144 | This is certainly a novel situation.... | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1145 | Whenever I buy a new book I'm haunted by the ones I never finished. | 1.3371 | 0.05967 | 89 | 63 | 22 | 4 |
1146 | Not what I expected when I said some books really come to life. | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1147 | It’s all the books I pledged to read during quarantine back to haunt me | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1148 | Why, those are the ghosts of books started but never finished. | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
1149 | Well, well, well… if it isn’t the readers. Give it up, once upon a time for your valuables. | 1.3367 | 0.06058 | 98 | 74 | 16 | 8 |
1150 | This is why I prefer e-readers. | 1.3366 | 0.05677 | 101 | 72 | 24 | 5 |
1151 | My novel as yet unwritten, taunts me. And now it’s bringing friends. | 1.3366 | 0.06491 | 101 | 77 | 14 | 10 |
1152 | I don’t remember the Political Science section being so aggressive. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1153 | This is a dark passage. | 1.3365 | 0.05569 | 104 | 74 | 25 | 5 |
1154 | Did you forget to send that donation to the library? | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
1155 | What was that you said about hitting the books? Huh,pal? | 1.3364 | 0.05957 | 110 | 82 | 19 | 9 |
1156 | On the other hand, I really like it when a book I'm reading comes alive. | 1.3363 | 0.04805 | 113 | 77 | 34 | 2 |
1157 | I think you're right--our friends are starting to look a bit bookish since the isolation of the pandemic. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1158 | Oh no, I saw this in a movie once, but I’m not about to tell them that! | 1.3362 | 0.04654 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1159 | Don't be scared honey, they've all had appendectomies. They can't prove anything. | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1160 | Volumes speaking volumes. | 1.3361 | 0.04961 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1161 | Dewey’s Revenge | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1162 | You bought us and you thought that was it? | 1.3359 | 0.05686 | 128 | 97 | 19 | 12 |
1163 | They're all the books I'd plan to read during quarantine coming back to haunt me. | 1.3358 | 0.05291 | 134 | 99 | 25 | 10 |
1164 | I think they’re angry we skipped volumes one through four. | 1.3358 | 0.05105 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
1165 | These must be the audio books that want us to take them on a walk. | 1.3357 | 0.04713 | 140 | 99 | 35 | 6 |
1166 | Our books are overdue: they’ve come to collect. | 1.3357 | 0.04754 | 143 | 102 | 34 | 7 |
1167 | The plot thickens. | 1.3356 | 0.04724 | 149 | 107 | 34 | 8 |
1168 | I told you a Book Gang isn't the same thing as a Book Club. | 1.3333 | 0.04927 | 120 | 84 | 32 | 4 |
1169 | Sorry guys, but we're already booked. | 1.3333 | 0.05372 | 99 | 69 | 27 | 3 |
1170 | I like when a book comes to life, but this is creeping me out. | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1171 | I've heard of talking books, but this is a bit much. | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 126 | 93 | 24 | 9 |
1172 | It’s something new, talking and walking books. | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
1173 | Do you think they heard me when I said it would be a good idea to take a book home with us tonight? | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1174 | It looks like this might be the end. | 1.3333 | 0.05583 | 93 | 65 | 25 | 3 |
1175 | Here’s my four friends from Facebook | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1176 | Which vaccine did we get? | 1.3333 | 0.05182 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
1177 | Just don't mention our Kindle | 1.3333 | 0.05311 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1178 | I don't know, Carol. "Adult Book Store" used to mean something else. | 1.3333 | 0.04751 | 138 | 108 | 18 | 12 |
1179 | They sure are novel ... | 1.3333 | 0.05006 | 132 | 95 | 30 | 7 |
1180 | So do you want to do this the easycover way, or the hardcover way? | 1.3333 | 0.05237 | 114 | 81 | 28 | 5 |
1181 | I'm haunted by all those books I bought for pandemic reading and never cracked open. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1182 | I told you we should have gone to an independent book store... | 1.3333 | 0.04646 | 126 | 87 | 36 | 3 |
1183 | I think we wandered into the “Needs Help” section. | 1.3333 | 0.04968 | 138 | 100 | 30 | 8 |
1184 | It's so sad. They were once book of the month and now they're just remainders. | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
1185 | So, I thought "People of the Book" was just a weird phrase. | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1186 | Maybe the book club meetings are a bit too intense. | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1187 | Can we please take one more? They look so desperate. I promise it’s just until they find their forever home. | 1.3333 | 0.05177 | 138 | 102 | 26 | 10 |
1188 | My books always sell themselves. | 1.3333 | 0.05561 | 99 | 70 | 25 | 4 |
1189 | I feel like it’s finals week of freshman lit again and these are all the books I haven’t read yet. | 1.3333 | 0.04845 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
1190 | This is why I do all my books online now. | 1.3333 | 0.04922 | 108 | 74 | 32 | 2 |
1191 | Just keep walking – no one pays attention to them anymore. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1192 | Try to avoid eye contact if you don’t want to get stuck listening to their whole life story. | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1193 | We're handbooks. | 1.3333 | 0.06299 | 105 | 80 | 15 | 10 |
1194 | This must be the read light district. | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1195 | Naturally, they all come with an introduction. | 1.3333 | 0.04769 | 132 | 93 | 34 | 5 |
1196 | We gave at the bookstore. | 1.3333 | 0.05631 | 102 | 73 | 24 | 5 |
1197 | I often find his work difficult to follow. | 1.3333 | 0.04071 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1198 | I told you cancelling them wouldn't work, we have to BURN them. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1199 | I think they’re hinting I’m ready for the large print editions. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1200 | Go ahead, run for hardcover. | 1.3333 | 0.06002 | 105 | 78 | 19 | 8 |
1201 | Maybe we should've called it a reading club. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1202 | Candide" looks like a pushover. You poke him, and I'll knock "To the Lighthouse" into "Don Quixote." Then we run. "War and Peace" will never catch us | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
1203 | They didn’t say this would be a side effect of Moderna | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1204 | Hey, got any change? We’re sort of in a bind these days | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1205 | And *this* is why I switched to Kindle. | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
1206 | Another attack of Information Overload | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1207 | Honey, I think you really need to pay back those childhood late book fines. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1208 | You don’t finish us? We’ll finish you. | 1.3333 | 0.05183 | 105 | 73 | 29 | 3 |
1209 | HELLO WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR VEHICLE’S EXTENDED WARRANTY | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
1210 | Well the goal was to make our characters come alive. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1211 | I knew my new policy of only finishing books I really, really like would catch up with me! | 1.3307 | 0.04750 | 127 | 89 | 34 | 4 |
1212 | Brick-and-mortar book stores sure have had to get more aggressive in attracting customers | 1.3306 | 0.04955 | 124 | 88 | 31 | 5 |
1213 | I think they're here to teach us a lesson. | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
1214 | I guess you can tell a book by it’s cover. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1215 | oh oh, it's the books we bought and never read. | 1.3306 | 0.05033 | 121 | 86 | 30 | 5 |
1216 | i think we might have to start to read a book before forming an opinions | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1217 | Are you sure we want to join this new book group? | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1218 | I didn't think this is what philosophers meant by "knowledge is power." | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
1219 | There are a few books that have haunted me for years. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1220 | He's very sensitive about his appendix. | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
1221 | Finally confronted, the jaded book reviewers had little to say. | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
1222 | So this is what Writers Block looks like | 1.3304 | 0.04811 | 112 | 77 | 33 | 2 |
1223 | Hey Don Libro, should we read 'em their rights or just book 'em? | 1.3304 | 0.05135 | 112 | 79 | 29 | 4 |
1224 | Quick – hide the damn Kindle! | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1225 | This is one of those rare times when the movie is actually better than the book. | 1.3302 | 0.05800 | 106 | 78 | 21 | 7 |
1226 | Look, they are just begging to be read | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1227 | Why does everybody think I want to read their memoir. | 1.3302 | 0.05953 | 106 | 79 | 19 | 8 |
1228 | Now this is a novel approach | 1.3302 | 0.05315 | 106 | 75 | 27 | 4 |
1229 | They call themselves, 'The books nobody reads, gang.' | 1.3301 | 0.05753 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 6 |
1230 | Don’t be afraid. They are all out of print. | 1.3301 | 0.05048 | 103 | 71 | 30 | 2 |
1231 | There are books that still haunt me. | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1232 | This is creepy. We haven't been out in public for so long I'm literally intimidated. | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1233 | Okay, so I haven't actually read them. Who knew they would rat me out? | 1.3300 | 0.05329 | 100 | 70 | 27 | 3 |
1234 | Why must we always do things by the book? | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1235 | I don't think this is what they mean when they say a book should capture its readers. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1236 | Come on guys, surely you’re good on the inside... | 1.3300 | 0.05233 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1237 | Drat! These are the classics I always claimed to have read. | 1.3299 | 0.06341 | 97 | 73 | 16 | 8 |
1238 | Ix-nay on the Indle-Kay. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1239 | But what if their covers are judging us? | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1240 | They give you the first book for free. After that, the dealers have you hooked. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1241 | Don't worry, they are all fiction. | 1.3298 | 0.06486 | 94 | 71 | 15 | 8 |
1242 | Remember us, you Netflix-binging pieces of shit? | 1.3298 | 0.06830 | 94 | 73 | 11 | 10 |
1243 | What's the rush old timer? How long do you think you can avoid the large-print section? | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1244 | Don't look them in the print. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1245 | This book club of yours gives me the creeps. | 1.3294 | 0.05891 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
1246 | Remember to read the room before you speak. | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1247 | Since when have talking books gotten so opinionated? | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1248 | It’s a fundraiser for 45’s library. Only four books but they’re really big. Huge. | 1.3286 | 0.05012 | 140 | 103 | 28 | 9 |
1249 | Don't give them anything. They'll just spend it on getting proofread. | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 104 | 23 | 10 |
1250 | So Bill said the movie was like the book came to life, and I said, I wish! | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
1251 | Oh crap, self-help books. | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
1252 | Are you sure you returned that library book? | 1.3279 | 0.03850 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
1253 | The on-line audible downloads have forced these guys to panhandle | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
1254 | You can't be afraid to make enemies when you review books for a living. | 1.3279 | 0.04791 | 122 | 88 | 29 | 5 |
1255 | I fell in love with reading books because they didn't make any noise. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
1256 | Print is not dead. | 1.3279 | 0.04999 | 122 | 87 | 30 | 5 |
1257 | I'm sorry, but I can't help but judge these books by their covers. | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
1258 | I hate self-help books. | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
1259 | I wish I'd taken speed reading. | 1.3277 | 0.05079 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
1260 | We’re the books people judged by the covers | 1.3277 | 0.05612 | 119 | 89 | 21 | 9 |
1261 | They're bound to be read. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1262 | I see a lot of myself in these books. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1263 | The ghosts of books overdue. | 1.3276 | 0.05015 | 116 | 82 | 30 | 4 |
1264 | Newspapers wanted a hand-out, now it's books. Thank God the Internet won't ever stoop this low. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1265 | Just give them a blurb, maybe they'll leave us alone. | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1266 | I think we can judge these books by their cover. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1267 | This place seems sketchy, trust me, I've got book smarts. | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1268 | Don't look now but... I think we've got a tale! | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1269 | Oh Mary, I don’t think this has a happy ending. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1270 | I think we’re on the wrong side of the stacks | 1.3271 | 0.06053 | 107 | 81 | 17 | 9 |
1271 | Uhhhhh... actually, yes, you can. | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 76 | 27 | 4 |
1272 | Now they're judging us! | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1273 | All the books I planned to read during the pandemic are still haunting me | 1.3269 | 0.05193 | 104 | 73 | 28 | 3 |
1274 | With libraries being closed, they've become brazen. | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
1275 | Walk slowly... we’re being bookended. | 1.3269 | 0.05370 | 104 | 74 | 26 | 4 |
1276 | Spoiler alert... | 1.3269 | 0.05541 | 104 | 75 | 24 | 5 |
1277 | Oh no, they’re the books we started but never finished! | 1.3267 | 0.05286 | 101 | 71 | 27 | 3 |
1278 | I was so worried about being mugged, I didn't even think about being booked | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1279 | Maybe I am reading too much into it. | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1280 | This is not the novel experience I had in mind... | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1281 | Welcome to the true crime section, where late fees are due in advance. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1282 | Whatever you do, don't tell them we own a Kindle. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1283 | If I wanted a poetry slam, I would have gone to Brooklyn. | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1284 | It might be time to pay our late fees. | 1.3263 | 0.06427 | 95 | 72 | 15 | 8 |
1285 | Judging by their covers, they seem friendly. | 1.3263 | 0.05687 | 95 | 68 | 23 | 4 |
1286 | Classic come on. | 1.3263 | 0.05687 | 95 | 68 | 23 | 4 |
1287 | Shouldn't have admitted I never read them. | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
1288 | This neighborhood has really gone to print. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1289 | I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1290 | This is why you don’t give one star ratings on Goodreads. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1291 | It’s one thing when the beach reads do it, but I expected more from the classics. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1292 | I think they know we have Kindles! | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1293 | We’ve been trying to reach you about extending your library card membership. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1294 | I know I can't read people that well but this is different | 1.3254 | 0.04483 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 8 |
1295 | This is a much better idea. Bookmobiles just leave too much of a carbon footprint. | 1.3252 | 0.04965 | 123 | 88 | 30 | 5 |
1296 | They want us to rent a room, they're books without boarders. | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1297 | I heard print was staging a comeback. | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1298 | I know for certain the big one is Moby Dick. | 1.3250 | 0.05562 | 80 | 55 | 24 | 1 |
1299 | This is the last time we go looking for books off the best seller lists. | 1.3250 | 0.05044 | 120 | 86 | 29 | 5 |
1300 | Their silence speaks volumes!" | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1301 | Don't worry, we are a book club, not a book gang. | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
1302 | Their attitude speaks volumes. | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1303 | Novel coronavirus: the next chapter | 1.3247 | 0.04951 | 154 | 116 | 26 | 12 |
1304 | I'm not sure I like the new bookmobiles. | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
1305 | You judgin my cover, punk?! | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
1306 | Honestly, we read you online! | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1307 | I told you we should have worn our dust jackets. | 1.3243 | 0.05224 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1308 | I told you to just give me the Reader's Digest version. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
1309 | Put them down and back away slowly. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1310 | oh my God! It's all the books I swore I'd read. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1311 | They’re Bookers, Martha. Since e-books, they have to sell themselves on the street. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1312 | We better hurray before we get book ended | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
1313 | Russian novels! | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1314 | The covers looked so nice though... | 1.3241 | 0.04892 | 108 | 75 | 31 | 2 |
1315 | (Sigh), All the novels I pretended to read but never bothered to are coming back to haunt me. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1316 | What could this four tell? | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1317 | Did you, by chance, volunteer for the selection committee at Book Club? | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1318 | Ready to tackle the Great Books, are you? | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1319 | But you love haunting tales ! | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
1320 | I knew thise overdue library books would come back to haunt me. | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1321 | Now I understand why they’re banned. | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1322 | I think my unread books are haunting me. | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1323 | I told you . . . The Origin Story is OK, but the three sequels just don't measure up. | 1.3233 | 0.04838 | 133 | 96 | 31 | 6 |
1324 | EVER HEARD OF A BOOK SUPPOSITORY | 1.3233 | 0.04597 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
1325 | Just ignore them dear, I returned them years ago | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1326 | One book! I finally get one book published and all my ne'er do wells want a piece of the pie. | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1327 | Thats a novel way to act. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1328 | I guess talking books had to lead to walking books. | 1.3231 | 0.04531 | 130 | 91 | 36 | 3 |
1329 | You spineless cowards. | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1330 | I've always feared this - street smart books | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1331 | I didn’t used to think that books were intimidating. | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1332 | Oh God it’s a gang of discarded Ayn Rand Novels. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1333 | You didn’t tell me the short cut was through the read lite district | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1334 | Show us your library cards and live to read another day | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
1335 | C'mon man, don't judge those poor guys by their clothes . . . | 1.3226 | 0.05438 | 124 | 93 | 22 | 9 |
1336 | Some books stay with you. | 1.3226 | 0.05547 | 93 | 66 | 24 | 3 |
1337 | Don't worry, honey. Tucker Carlson will save us. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1338 | We should never have walked out of the library without giving a donation. | 1.3226 | 0.05063 | 124 | 90 | 28 | 6 |
1339 | These self help books are always looking to help themselves. | 1.3226 | 0.04752 | 93 | 65 | 27 | 1 |
1340 | There so full of themselves. | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1341 | We can't go to the library, so the library is coming to us | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1342 | I think they must be literary insiders. | 1.3221 | 0.04594 | 149 | 108 | 34 | 7 |
1343 | You were bound to run into us eventually. | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
1344 | I think they hate your jacket. | 1.3220 | 0.04643 | 118 | 82 | 34 | 2 |
1345 | Your neighborhood bookstore wants us to give you a 'message' about your online purchases | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1346 | I told you not to read Kafka. I told you. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1347 | It’s more like a gang than a club. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1348 | Give 'em a few bucks. It's not easy being unpublished Salinger. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1349 | I thought you said you owed money to a bookie. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1350 | Don't let them see we have smartphones. | 1.3217 | 0.03727 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 5 |
1351 | Don't be afraid, they just want us to check them out. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1352 | Do not engage before they show a proper ISBN. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1353 | OK Eleanor, make a break past Siddhartha, I've got War and Peace on my ass. | 1.3214 | 0.06809 | 84 | 64 | 13 | 7 |
1354 | These book fairs are getting a little too realistic. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1355 | They’re British...they all have titles. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1356 | Is this the movie where the books burn us? | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1357 | How are we supposed to judge these books again? | 1.3214 | 0.04947 | 112 | 79 | 30 | 3 |
1358 | Well, obviously they aren't self-help books. | 1.3211 | 0.05812 | 109 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1359 | What about judging multiple books by their cover? | 1.3211 | 0.04856 | 109 | 76 | 31 | 2 |
1360 | Well, it's a novel approach, anyway. | 1.3211 | 0.05028 | 109 | 77 | 29 | 3 |
1361 | Just ignore them. That's what I did when they were my school textbooks. | 1.3210 | 0.07207 | 81 | 63 | 10 | 8 |
1362 | Don’t let them see your Kindle. | 1.3209 | 0.04923 | 134 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
1363 | This is why I keep telling you: Never, ever see the movie first! | 1.3209 | 0.04690 | 134 | 96 | 33 | 5 |
1364 | 'Shelf less, abandoned and lonely since Covid closed the library' | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
1365 | Words escape me. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1366 | Even the "self-help" book is asking for change. | 1.3208 | 0.05113 | 106 | 75 | 28 | 3 |
1367 | I hate to say this, but we may have to break some spines. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1368 | Talk about characters coming to life... | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1369 | Is it just me, or is the recommended reading list getting a little pushy? | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1370 | I bought one e-book, ONE e-book, at the beginning of the pandemic. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1371 | This book club is a nightmare. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1372 | Quick, flip to the end and see how this turns out. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1373 | I think they know we owe money to the library. | 1.3200 | 0.05574 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1374 | I don’t think hitting the books will do much in this situation. | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1375 | Remember when book club wasn’t so aggressive? | 1.3200 | 0.04665 | 150 | 110 | 32 | 8 |
1376 | They look friendly enough but, you know, it's hard to judge by their covers. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1377 | I may be going out on a limb here, but I feel the characters really do jump out at you. | 1.3200 | 0.05390 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1378 | These fiction books seem so real! | 1.3200 | 0.05101 | 100 | 70 | 28 | 2 |
1379 | Just hand the Dr. Seuss books over and no one gets hurt | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1380 | It's another anti Kindle rally. | 1.3197 | 0.05368 | 122 | 91 | 23 | 8 |
1381 | The first rule of book club is that you don’t talk about book club | 1.3196 | 0.06479 | 97 | 75 | 13 | 9 |
1382 | Some books you just can't shake. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1383 | I know we shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but... | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1384 | No matter where I look my unread books are there. | 1.3194 | 0.07355 | 72 | 54 | 11 | 6 |
1385 | Spare page?! | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
1386 | They heard we supported independents. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1387 | I’ve got some things I’ve been keeping from you... I owe $150.67 in late fees. | 1.3191 | 0.04537 | 141 | 101 | 35 | 5 |
1388 | Anti-kindlers are at it again | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
1389 | Book critics, meet book critic critics. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1390 | I no longer feel comfortable with compelling literature. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1391 | I knew those overdue library books would come back to bite me | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1392 | When you said you find Russian novels challenging, I didn't know you meant it literally. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1393 | Don'w worry. They're fiction. | 1.3187 | 0.06608 | 91 | 70 | 13 | 8 |
1394 | There he is! That's the guy that folded my corners! | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1395 | Well, it's finally happened. All the books I swore I'd read some day have come back to haunt me. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1396 | Sorry, I only do audible book reading. | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
1397 | Can you spare a quarto? | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1398 | I have no idea what they're up to, I just can't get a read on them. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1399 | «These unread books always makes me feel so guilty” | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1400 | Don't be afraid of them. Words will never hurt you. Unless they're carrying sticks and stones, that is. | 1.3178 | 0.05390 | 129 | 98 | 21 | 10 |
1401 | I knew these overdue books would come back to haunt me. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1402 | It seems we've gone from self-help books to books helping themselves. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1403 | No. We’re a BOOK club. Not for people, for BOOKs. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1404 | And I thought the book club was a safe space. | 1.3176 | 0.05348 | 85 | 59 | 25 | 1 |
1405 | They still think you can't put them down. | 1.3176 | 0.06944 | 85 | 66 | 11 | 8 |
1406 | That's a novel approach. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1407 | Yeah, in a book gang, the books choose you. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1408 | Not how I'd imagined the book club. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1409 | I try not to read anything into book shaming | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
1410 | Welcome to Central Booking! | 1.3175 | 0.04867 | 126 | 91 | 30 | 5 |
1411 | The new generation of audio books are a tad threatening. | 1.3175 | 0.04163 | 126 | 101 | 16 | 9 |
1412 | We'll need my street smarts and your book smarts. | 1.3175 | 0.04734 | 126 | 90 | 32 | 4 |
1413 | Stay calm. Don't read the first sentence, it will suck you in. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1414 | What's the first rule of Book Club? | 1.3173 | 0.05919 | 104 | 81 | 14 | 9 |
1415 | Let’s wait for the movie. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
1416 | I told you, you would be in trouble if you didn't pay those library fines. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1417 | Be careful. The cops booked all these guys, and they have clubs. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
1418 | Just pay the overdue fine and be done with it. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
1419 | I knew there was a reason I never read this series. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1420 | It's Tolstoy, Dickens, Melville and Austen. They're pissed. Amazon gives them nothing for Kindle editions. | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
1421 | I told you we shouldn't have signed up for audible. | 1.3171 | 0.04804 | 123 | 88 | 31 | 4 |
1422 | This is how books get banned | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1423 | Now Bezos has gone too far! | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1424 | They are gonna book us up. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1425 | Nothing haunts you like the books you never finished. | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
1426 | It looks like we're in a bind. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1427 | Book club discussions really do bring the stories to life. | 1.3168 | 0.04861 | 101 | 70 | 30 | 1 |
1428 | They say you are what you read | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1429 | I'm sorry, we don't have any spare bookmarks. | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
1430 | My reading has come back to taunt me. | 1.3167 | 0.05019 | 120 | 87 | 28 | 5 |
1431 | This book club really comes alive! | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
1432 | Yeah, but they’ll just take the handout and blow it on glue. | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1433 | I don't think we're in Kindle anymore. | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1434 | We're both English majors, so while we're empathetic, we're also impecunious. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1435 | Keep walking slowly towards the library Margaret. | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1436 | Remember that overdue book fine I’ve been meaning to pay? | 1.3163 | 0.05349 | 98 | 70 | 25 | 3 |
1437 | Just keep walking. They're a bad book club. | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1438 | I am haunted by the stories of my past. | 1.3162 | 0.05516 | 117 | 88 | 21 | 8 |
1439 | Oh Lord. They'll do anything for a good review. | 1.3162 | 0.04953 | 117 | 84 | 29 | 4 |
1440 | Well, well, if it isn't Mr. "Ooo, I found Moby Dick to be a little too nuanced" | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
1441 | For the love of God, finish reading us! | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1442 | I AM trying to leave these stories behind but... | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1443 | When you asked me to join your book club, this wasn't what I expected! | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1444 | So then I admitted that it IS all about me and my writing career took off. | 1.3158 | 0.04714 | 114 | 80 | 32 | 2 |
1445 | After years of dog-eared pages, broken spines, and coffee cup rings, the court threw the book at her. | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1446 | I think they’re plotting something... | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1447 | I thought we were supposed to defend our thesis, not defend ourselves from them. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1448 | This is a lot more intimidating than my personal reading pile. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1449 | You are right honey,your book club is,really different! | 1.3153 | 0.04954 | 111 | 79 | 29 | 3 |
1450 | No, dear, it's not 'Night at the Museum.' It's the freaking LIBRARY. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1451 | Did you return your over due books? | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1452 | I feel like I am being judged by my books! | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1453 | I'm rethinking the value of having books come to life. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1454 | Don't look now Jules, I think "War & Peace" is following us. | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1455 | Our library’s become too aggressive about late fees. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1456 | Be careful . . .some are saying Guttenberg was kind of a proto Mark Z . . . | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1457 | Maybe we shoulda just paid the overdue fines. | 1.3148 | 0.04860 | 108 | 76 | 30 | 2 |
1458 | Keep your head up and walk slowly. We will be out of the Horror Section shortly." | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1459 | Are you kidding? Did you see their new jackets? | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1460 | They're looking for "marks." | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1461 | Writers' blocks | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1462 | He says their request is binding. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1463 | I never knew that reading such a good story would stay with you like this. | 1.3146 | 0.05671 | 89 | 64 | 22 | 3 |
1464 | I think they have an interest in our overdue library books. | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
1465 | The long forgotten books I buy but forget to read are now haunting me! | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1466 | They would be better off at a homeless shelf. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1467 | The Book Thieves | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1468 | They're trying to tell us something. | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1469 | Give them back and no one gets hurt. | 1.3140 | 0.04984 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 5 |
1470 | Should I judge them by their covers? | 1.3140 | 0.05551 | 86 | 61 | 23 | 2 |
1471 | Hey toots why don'tcha come over 'ere and I'll show ya what a real bookworm looks like. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1472 | They don't have a shelf life. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1473 | Remember, what happens in Book Club stays in Book Club. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1474 | Who’s doing the checking out here? | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1475 | To be fair, the one behind me has been on my night table for over two years.... | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1476 | It's a tough time for allegory. | 1.3137 | 0.04823 | 102 | 71 | 30 | 1 |
1477 | Must be Gutenberg's birthday. | 1.3137 | 0.06070 | 102 | 78 | 16 | 8 |
1478 | Sharon, I told you those bad book reviews would come back to haunt you. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1479 | oh, so now book covers judge us?! | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1480 | This isn't what I imagined when you said we should start listening to talking books. | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
1481 | We are speaking and walking volumes. | 1.3136 | 0.05064 | 118 | 86 | 27 | 5 |
1482 | These Times Square mascots are getting weirder and weirder... | 1.3136 | 0.04615 | 118 | 83 | 33 | 2 |
1483 | We can’t believe you’ve switched to Kindle | 1.3133 | 0.04349 | 150 | 108 | 37 | 5 |
1484 | It's worse than being boxed-in. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1485 | Look how friendly they treatise! | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1486 | Careful Denise - don't let them put ideas in your head. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1487 | These Amazon suggestions are starting to get really obnoxious. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1488 | These self-publishing authors are getting a little too aggressive. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1489 | Who woulda guessed that Barnes & Noble had lobbyists? | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1490 | I don't really like books that ask too much of the reader. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1491 | Dystopian novels. Keep your eyes forward. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1492 | Book Club?! More like a Book Gang if you ask me! | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1493 | The books are starting to feel neglected. | 1.3131 | 0.05106 | 99 | 70 | 27 | 2 |
1494 | Do you think they know that we only have one shelf for books at the new apartment? | 1.3130 | 0.04842 | 115 | 82 | 30 | 3 |
1495 | Aren't you glad we're Kindle readers now? | 1.3130 | 0.04997 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1496 | You forgot to pay overdue fines again, didn’t you. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1497 | Don’t make eye contact. They can read your mind. | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
1498 | These books really speak to me. | 1.3130 | 0.04857 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
1499 | Now I see what the reviewer meant when she said the stories are captivating. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1500 | This is a hallucination, but it's a novel one. | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
1501 | I think they have us covered. | 1.3125 | 0.05403 | 96 | 69 | 24 | 3 |
1502 | They keep asking us to join them for dinner at their table of contents. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1503 | It’s the three books I SHOULD have written and the autobiography I shouldn’t have. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1504 | Yes, I almost bought a book on Amazon this morning. How did you know?? | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1505 | This reminds me of my night table. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1506 | Edgy literature | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1507 | And I thought we were bookish. | 1.3125 | 0.05510 | 80 | 56 | 23 | 1 |
1508 | Based on the male gaze, I'm afraid we're in the Updike section. | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1509 | Is that the one I forgot to return to the library? | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1510 | These are the real life stories | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1511 | Careful, we 've wandered into the staff recommendation section | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1512 | The unabridged versions can be overwhelming! | 1.3119 | 0.04824 | 109 | 77 | 30 | 2 |
1513 | Nightmare on Librarian St. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1514 | Some books stay with you forever! | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
1515 | His works are haunting. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1516 | Hey guys, I’ve never even listened to an audiobook. | 1.3113 | 0.05080 | 106 | 76 | 27 | 3 |
1517 | This town needs a bigger library. | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1518 | I bought them impulsively during the quarantine thinking they would keep me company, but now they've gone feral." | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1519 | These books literally speak to me. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1520 | Just don't mention the e-books. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1521 | Don't read behind our backs. Tell us you don't like our jackets in our face before we bookmark you. | 1.3111 | 0.05033 | 90 | 65 | 23 | 2 |
1522 | You see, manuscript-splaining is when a book explains something in a condescending way to someone who literally wrote the book on the subject. | 1.3111 | 0.05392 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1523 | I think I preferred it when they just left the Bibles in the hotel drawers. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1524 | If they bother you, tell them to go read themselves. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1525 | Some books just speak for themselves. | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1526 | I knew reading Stephen King books would come to haunt me someday. | 1.3107 | 0.04980 | 103 | 73 | 28 | 2 |
1527 | Now that the used book store closed, there is nowhere for them to go. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1528 | My mother told me not to be a book critic. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1529 | Remember, they're just words on a page... They can't hurt you. At least I hope they can't. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1530 | Don’t be intimidated. You’ve read them all. You know their secrets. Play along. | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1531 | Look away, they just want you to check them out. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1532 | Ignore them. They're just a gang of local bookies out to get your money. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1533 | I mean, I’m not against interactive media, I just think it takes more and more to catch our attention anymore. | 1.3101 | 0.04643 | 129 | 93 | 32 | 4 |
1534 | They are getting aggressive now they know we can't travel. | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1535 | Maybe we should check out Barnes and Noble instead | 1.3097 | 0.04882 | 113 | 81 | 29 | 3 |
1536 | you can't judge a book by its cover but they can sure judge you | 1.3097 | 0.04882 | 113 | 81 | 29 | 3 |
1537 | You don't belong to a book club, do you? | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1538 | Just remember to stay calm and read the room. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1539 | They are probably looking for their lost shelves | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1540 | When did books become so desperate? | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1541 | I tell you it was the craziest dream,I was being hassled because I liked Fahrenheit 451 | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1542 | The late fees at the library can be really spooky. | 1.3091 | 0.04959 | 110 | 79 | 28 | 3 |
1543 | I’d feel more comfortable getting our books online. | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
1544 | Oh, great, canvassers. If they ask, we've already cancelled Audible. | 1.3091 | 0.05125 | 110 | 80 | 26 | 4 |
1545 | I warned you this was a gritty, hardcover, nonfiction neighborhood. | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
1546 | Ever think of donating your appendix...? | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
1547 | These stories just don't speak to me. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1548 | They're just BEGGING to be judged by their covers! | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1549 | You two messed with the wrong chapter. | 1.3086 | 0.05595 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1550 | Don't you just love it when a book really "talks" to you? | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1551 | Tome is catching up with me | 1.3085 | 0.05245 | 94 | 67 | 25 | 2 |
1552 | I thought Book Group was next week. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1553 | Book Retort | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1554 | So these are the 'hard backs'! | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1555 | They’re a real bunch of characters. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1556 | Do you ever feel haunted by the books you didn't finish? | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1557 | Try not to make eye contact. They're only doing this because they know we're 'book' people. | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
1558 | Since The Age of Audible... Books are left to begging to be read | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1559 | To librarians, this is a dream. To Americans, this is a nightmare. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1560 | How many times have I told you, Muriel, you must read the room before stating an opinion. | 1.3083 | 0.04850 | 120 | 87 | 29 | 4 |
1561 | Depends on how epic you want to go. | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1562 | Your book group is getting a little too intimate. | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1563 | That always happens just when I don’t have my pocketbook. | 1.3083 | 0.04674 | 133 | 97 | 31 | 5 |
1564 | Forget 'Lord of the Flies,' it's '1984' I'm worried about. | 1.3077 | 0.04482 | 130 | 93 | 34 | 3 |
1565 | Maybe some of you deserved deconstructing. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1566 | It all started with those damn PBS Pledge Drives. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1567 | (whispers) ...in the winter you only see them at the library. | 1.3077 | 0.04347 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1568 | Jesus, Helen! They weren't kidding about the more aggressive late fees. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1569 | Wow, booksellers are in deep shit if this is how they have to market their new titles. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1570 | Oh, I thought you meant a club of PEOPLE who read books. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1571 | Maybe we should get Kindles. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1572 | Thanks a lot, Jeff Bezos. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1573 | What the Dickens! | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1574 | I never read anything but the cliff notes and now they follow me everywhere. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1575 | Who gave the library an advertising budget? | 1.3077 | 0.04482 | 130 | 93 | 34 | 3 |
1576 | Sorry, wrong book club. | 1.3077 | 0.05110 | 91 | 64 | 26 | 1 |
1577 | Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Gutenberg? | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1578 | Are we supposed to be the worms in this scenario? | 1.3077 | 0.04941 | 104 | 74 | 28 | 2 |
1579 | Oh God, It's the Dewey Decimators! | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1580 | My professor said the reading would be tough. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1581 | It's clear that you CAN judge a book by its cover. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1582 | Go ahead. Judge me. You know you want to. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1583 | I know what they say...but I'm judging. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1584 | Calling books my best friends finally paid off | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1585 | What? Now that you've had your vaccine you don't like us anymore? | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1586 | Library fine collectors. | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
1587 | Don't worry -- they're all members of my book club. | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1588 | Amazon’s marketing methods have gone too far. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
1589 | The used book problem in this city has really gotten out of control. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1590 | No...I haven't been dating much since I signed up for audiobooks. Why do you ask? | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
1591 | Judging the books by their cover, it appears there is not a happy ending. | 1.3063 | 0.04839 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1592 | Psst! Whatcha looking for? I have knowledge over here! Twenty chapters! | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1593 | Tell them the Press is weightier than the Cloud. | 1.3061 | 0.05005 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1594 | I'm not going to commit until I find one which really speaks to me. (submitted by Laurie Pearlman Park of Upper St. Clair, PA) | 1.3061 | 0.06223 | 98 | 76 | 14 | 8 |
1595 | I feel like they're judging us by our coats. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1596 | Looks like there’s a bookcover charge to enter. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1597 | Once you give them something they start asking for a subscription | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1598 | The Tell-All book business is really beginning to annoy me! | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
1599 | For Marge and Bernie, the term "novel approaches" has suddenly taken on a new and somewhat disturbing connotation. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1600 | C’mon, when’s the last time you went to bed with a real page-turner? | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1601 | They know that I have no spine and I can't say no | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1602 | Maybe we should pay attention. They might help us on Jeopardy. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1603 | Hey pal, got a match? | 1.3056 | 0.05950 | 108 | 84 | 15 | 9 |
1604 | The one behind us has bound issues of The New Yorker that are so old, the cartoon caption contest used to be funny. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1605 | When you said bookies were after you I thought you were in debt. | 1.3053 | 0.06362 | 95 | 74 | 13 | 8 |
1606 | They really need to do something about the unreturned book problem in the city. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1607 | This is one freaky book club. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1608 | Gotta hand it to the Library Committee. They went all out this time. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1609 | I always knew those characters would come back to haunt me. | 1.3053 | 0.05200 | 95 | 68 | 25 | 2 |
1610 | I knew the whole ebooks thing would cause a backlash. | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1611 | Through it all, books are still appealing. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1612 | Be careful. They're all true crime books, and they're all hardcover editions. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1613 | 'Self published and now self promoting'! | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1614 | Look at their gilded pages — they don’t need your handouts! | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1615 | It's what happens when you come up on the wrong side of the stacks. | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1616 | I prefer the days when we just paid fines for late library books. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1617 | When your library fines go to collections | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1618 | You should not judge them by their cover honey | 1.3043 | 0.05296 | 92 | 66 | 24 | 2 |
1619 | Be Cool. Couldn't finish any of them. | 1.3040 | 0.04915 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1620 | no offense but your friends are a bit bookish. | 1.3040 | 0.04575 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1621 | Speaks volumes--doesn't it? | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1622 | I have a novel that's beckoning to be written. A few others are full on stalking me. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1623 | This seems like a very aggressive book club. | 1.3039 | 0.04784 | 102 | 72 | 29 | 1 |
1624 | If they ask, just say that the movie wasn't as good. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1625 | Night of the unreturned library books. | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
1626 | Looks like the Large Print Gang is on the loose again. | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1627 | C'mon, have a look. I'll let you bend my pages. | 1.3034 | 0.04827 | 145 | 110 | 26 | 9 |
1628 | Just ignore these characters, it's classic harassment. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1629 | Oh God, lost in Remainder Alley! | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1630 | Remember, don't judge a book by its cover... | 1.3033 | 0.04338 | 122 | 86 | 35 | 1 |
1631 | Tomes aren’t what they used to be. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1632 | Ignore them, they’re the ghosts of books I bought but never read | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1633 | I don't like the character development in these novels. | 1.3033 | 0.05689 | 122 | 96 | 15 | 11 |
1634 | Honey, I know we shouldn't judge a book by its cover but these look rough. | 1.3033 | 0.04784 | 122 | 89 | 29 | 4 |
1635 | Looks like we're in a bad book neighborhood... | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1636 | Okay, what's the second rule of Book Club? | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1637 | This is no book club, it’s a gang! | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1638 | We’ll be okay, just tell them you belong to a book club! | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1639 | I told you PS3573.A342564.Z5334 - Z5434 was a bad street. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1640 | I think the library outreach is getting out of hand. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1641 | This place is all booked. Good thing we have reservations, or we would have been in a bind. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1642 | Check me out. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1643 | Don't let the other books know that my best work is behind me. | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1644 | Personally, I'm finding this book club a little creepy. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1645 | You still feel good about slashing all those publishing jobs? | 1.3025 | 0.04856 | 119 | 87 | 28 | 4 |
1646 | Cuddling up with a good book doesn’t look too appealing | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
1647 | This book club certainly has an unusual membership drive | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1648 | Hand over the screens... | 1.3023 | 0.05347 | 129 | 100 | 19 | 10 |
1649 | Sure, they're scary--better stiffen our own spines! | 1.3022 | 0.04040 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1650 | I thought I told you to return that overdue library book! | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
1651 | Oh, look. The Books are here. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1652 | Psst, they're all self published narcissist biographies. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1653 | There’s a few books where the writer’s voice actually comes through! | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
1654 | I just don't trust these people. They seem more like characters in books. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1655 | These guys think they’re so much better than the Paperbacks. | 1.3019 | 0.04956 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1656 | Have they no refuge or resource? Are there no libraries? | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
1657 | Just try to not make eye contact. | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
1658 | That book has been haunting me ever since. | 1.3017 | 0.04931 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 4 |
1659 | Talking books. 20th Century surround sound. | 1.3016 | 0.04817 | 126 | 93 | 28 | 5 |
1660 | You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1661 | Why now?!?! Fifty years later the books I only read the "Cliff Notes" on are coming back to haunt me?!?! | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
1662 | Shit! I forgot to go to grad school! | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1663 | I know I shouldn't judge. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1664 | I told you we should have bought Kindle instead. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1665 | Ugh, not another group text. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1666 | Be careful, honey. Just look at their covers! They’re clearly bad books. | 1.3010 | 0.04747 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1667 | I’ve always found Russian literature intimidating. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1668 | Fake News! | 1.3009 | 0.03299 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1669 | The big one just said 'Check it out man, the first book's free' " | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1670 | Greetings. We are the ghosts of books unfinished. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1671 | This is definitely not good for my bibliophobia. | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1672 | Quick, take out your lighter! | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1673 | Don't they know we bought a Kindle? | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1674 | Next time remind me to ditch the marijuana. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1675 | They’ve got us surrounded. Quick, check out ISBN -10-1620877112. | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1676 | You'll be visited by four ghosts of the books you said you'd read over quarantine. | 1.3006 | 0.04186 | 163 | 120 | 37 | 6 |
1677 | I think they know that I usually buy ebooks. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1678 | They say they need just a few words but what they really want from me is a full review in the New Yorker. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1679 | We need to stop buying books and read the ones haunting us. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1680 | Remember when I said that you should never get between a Mother Book and her Paperbacks? | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1681 | Don't worry. It's just a Grimm bunch. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1682 | … On the other hand, maybe you can tell a book by its cover. | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1683 | Maybe this isn’t the book club for us | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1684 | Keep calm, Mary. If we ignore the facts, they can't hurt us. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1685 | I have heard of talking books, but this is ridiculuous. | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
1686 | I'd love to read you all, but I haven't finished "War and Peace" yet. | 1.3000 | 0.04820 | 100 | 71 | 28 | 1 |
1687 | Ugh. You write one nice review for one friend, and then it just never stops. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1688 | I am not comfortable with audiobooks. | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1689 | Well, I may have forgotten a payment or two for the book club... | 1.3000 | 0.05318 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1690 | Well, THIS speaks volumes! | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1691 | Let's just put the baby down and back away slowly. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
1692 | I never imagined it could come to this,when I said,"I owe it all to books..." | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
1693 | Give us the bookmarks and no one gets hurt. | 1.3000 | 0.04841 | 130 | 97 | 27 | 6 |
1694 | Mary and Tom soon realized that judging books by their cover was a dangerous assumption. | 1.3000 | 0.04389 | 130 | 96 | 30 | 4 |
1695 | And they think THIS will get kids to read again? | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1696 | 'Apparently you have to make a booking.' | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1697 | Maybe our book collection is too big. | 1.2991 | 0.04820 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1698 | Who's judging who? | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1699 | Give them your Kindle. | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1700 | We read you. | 1.2991 | 0.04827 | 107 | 77 | 28 | 2 |
1701 | I think this book might be their baby. | 1.2991 | 0.05264 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1702 | Their expression speaks volumes | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1703 | Do not,do NOT show them your Kindle. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1704 | They all want my Kindle. | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1705 | These self-help books are becoming a bit more pushy nowadays... | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1706 | Be careful! They’re starved for attention and can go from Thich Nhat Hanh to Dostoyevsky in a second. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1707 | I told you those stories were haunting! | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1708 | Keep walking and, whatever you do, don't let them see your Kindle. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1709 | I hate it when they check us out. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1710 | You said you would read us before the pandemic is over and all you've done is eat Cheetos and watch movies | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1711 | The adult book store is.... different than I imagined. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1712 | It's the stories that will haunt you. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1713 | Just give them the Kindle | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1714 | Do you think any of them have worms? | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1715 | So it wasn’t just an expression. Your folks really are book people. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1716 | Seems this place is fully booked | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1717 | It's just for a while...until I find I can be around people again. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1718 | It is just more of our unfinished books, but I worry about that dictionary behind us. | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
1719 | You know what else I might like? For the algorithms to chill out. | 1.2982 | 0.05127 | 114 | 85 | 24 | 5 |
1720 | And then they wonder why we prefer to just wait for the movie. | 1.2982 | 0.05276 | 114 | 86 | 22 | 6 |
1721 | We gave at the Strand. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1722 | I don’t know what these guys stories are..... | 1.2981 | 0.04808 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
1723 | I forgot to pay the late fee! | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1724 | We're surrounded. And the one behind us--War and Peace--looks like a bully. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1725 | Why bother to footnote all my sources? What's the worst that could happen?" you said | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1726 | who let the books out? | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1727 | Ready to get lit? | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1728 | My to-read pile is getting really aggressive | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 68 | 24 | 2 |
1729 | It's nice to see criminals with a novel approach | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1730 | Keep moving, don't make eye contact...and hide your Kindle. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1731 | Uh oh. These guys look pretty hardcover. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1732 | I never got this guy's cartoons. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1733 | Ixnay on Amazonyay. | 1.2973 | 0.05665 | 111 | 86 | 17 | 8 |
1734 | I dunno what to do – I'm only street smart. | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
1735 | Book are our friends, right? | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
1736 | Well, it looks like our evening has been booked. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1737 | Not the kind of book review I was thinking of | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
1738 | To understand this family, you’ll have to read the whole series. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1739 | Yes,I think they're appealing. That's what bothers me. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1740 | I'm haunted by the books I meant to read during the lockdown. | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
1741 | Sticks and stones... | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1742 | They’re protesting ebooks. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1743 | The couple suffers from epistemophobia: They fear knowledge. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
1744 | Just give them the Kindle Margaret! | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1745 | Babe, maybe now you can accept I see myself in almost every thing I read. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1746 | Why are they mad at us?!We carrying books not iPads!! | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 87 | 27 | 4 |
1747 | Pay no attention to them--they're just mindless fiction. | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 87 | 27 | 4 |
1748 | We will NOT be replaced by tweets! | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1749 | Don't stop, they just want you to sign their Barnes and nobles petition | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1750 | I feel sorry for this poor homeless encyclopedia family now that google made them obsolete. | 1.2961 | 0.04261 | 152 | 112 | 35 | 5 |
1751 | They don't want money, they want our minds. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1752 | You should most definitely judge a book by its cover. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1753 | Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1754 | Brother, can you spare a dime novel? | 1.2959 | 0.04856 | 98 | 70 | 27 | 1 |
1755 | I dont want to judge a book by its cover but... | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
1756 | I'm starting to think the Bezos genetic engineering project was a bad idea. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1757 | Not the little one, Frank. War and Peace will last us through the Pandemic. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1758 | Time to make friends with those you banned in life. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1759 | You will literary not believe what happened to us today | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1760 | Eh. I see creepier stuff each day. | 1.2957 | 0.04449 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1761 | Soooooo, this is the Stephen King section? | 1.2957 | 0.05657 | 115 | 90 | 16 | 9 |
1762 | This is a real book club. Only books allowed. . | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1763 | I'm sorry, but I do judge these by their cover. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1764 | I dont want to read into things but we might be in trouble | 1.2955 | 0.06695 | 88 | 70 | 10 | 8 |
1765 | libros libres | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1766 | Are you SURE our books aren't overdue? | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1767 | That was the last time I'll ever offer to "curl up with a good book " . | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1768 | Be careful. We're surrounded by hardbacks. | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1769 | They are reading us like a book. | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1770 | They've been harassing me ever since I bought that kindle. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1771 | When my agent told me that "people were really getting into my books," I wasn't expecting this! | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1772 | I think that gummy bear that young person gave us at the library may not been every day regular gummy. You think? | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1773 | Just keep walking and don't judge them by their covers. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1774 | Books that speak to you are one of life's joys, except when they're panhandling. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1775 | I thought you cleared everything up with your bookies. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1776 | We should have turned left on Hemming Way. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1777 | Did you ever return that book to the library? | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1778 | I think we should go back to unfinished TV bingeing | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1779 | Like I said, Morton, everyone has a book inside them! | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1780 | Pardon me while I check one out! | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1781 | I can’t wait for Barnes & Noble to reopen. | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1782 | I guess this is why they call it a walkin bookstore! | 1.2946 | 0.05016 | 112 | 83 | 25 | 4 |
1783 | New York Fashion Week is Lit | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1784 | Must be those talking books I've heard about. | 1.2946 | 0.04684 | 112 | 81 | 29 | 2 |
1785 | Is it because i am a writer, or do you see a book in every person too? | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1786 | You don't own the books, the books own you. | 1.2946 | 0.04684 | 112 | 81 | 29 | 2 |
1787 | Looks like our self-help books are creating healthy boundaries. | 1.2946 | 0.04769 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1788 | I prefer my Kindle. | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1789 | Please don't judge us until you've opened us...... | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1790 | Remember when books used to have morals? | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1791 | Heeey, remember us? | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1792 | Who leaked that I read a book online? | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1793 | They're evolving into podcasts! | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
1794 | Can you tell us where the nearest bookstore is? It seems we're lost. | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
1795 | Your friends will do anything to get you to join their book club! | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1796 | I just don’t want to curl up with a good book anymore. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1797 | Suddenly I remember every dog-eared page and marginal comment... | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1798 | Apparently they want us to join their book club. | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 74 | 26 | 2 |
1799 | I've always said that my works speak for themselves. | 1.2941 | 0.05515 | 119 | 93 | 17 | 9 |
1800 | I think I should pay my overdue library fines." | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1801 | Throw the person at him! | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1802 | ... No, we haven't met, We're the books you planned to read on lockdown. | 1.2941 | 0.06007 | 102 | 80 | 14 | 8 |
1803 | Those Self-help books sure are demanding” 😉 | 1.2941 | 0.04443 | 136 | 100 | 32 | 4 |
1804 | Sorry, we're all booked up already. | 1.2937 | 0.04921 | 126 | 95 | 25 | 6 |
1805 | Rats, I just judged that last one. | 1.2937 | 0.05048 | 126 | 96 | 23 | 7 |
1806 | Honey, do you get the feeling we’re being read? | 1.2937 | 0.05172 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 8 |
1807 | This is a much more educated type of panhandling than I am used to. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1808 | You remember us... we kept you sane during those long days of the pandemic. | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1809 | Don't worry, I've read them, they're big on volume but the pacing moves like molasses. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1810 | I just assumed 'New York Public Library mug with membership' meant... | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
1811 | This is, lit-erally, harassment. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1812 | Is Dewey Decimal around? | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1813 | Don't worry, it's a hallucination. It comes from being a member of the literati. | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
1814 | Sorry guys, maybe one day we’ll finish you. | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1815 | The Canon is getting restless. | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1816 | I don't know what they want, but we handle this by the book. | 1.2931 | 0.05269 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1817 | I didn’t think this is what they meant by street smarts. | 1.2929 | 0.04816 | 99 | 71 | 27 | 1 |
1818 | I told you that book club was getting pushy. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1819 | When I said I wanted to be surrounded by books,I didn’t think this would happen . | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1820 | Those new librarian uniforms are really literal | 1.2929 | 0.06134 | 99 | 78 | 13 | 8 |
1821 | They’re so much lower maintenance on audio. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1822 | You may like it, but I'm not a fan of total immersion. | 1.2929 | 0.04360 | 140 | 103 | 33 | 4 |
1823 | Very 20th Century. | 1.2927 | 0.05345 | 82 | 59 | 22 | 1 |
1824 | Don’t check them out and eventually they’ll become digital. | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1825 | Did you tell your students to ‘hit the books’ again, Professor? | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1826 | Hardcovers, and they're serious. | 1.2927 | 0.04722 | 123 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1827 | I never expected aggressive fund raising by our library. | 1.2927 | 0.04722 | 123 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1828 | Oh how the tables have turned... | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1829 | Better? Maybe, but the movie was nicer. | 1.2925 | 0.05010 | 106 | 78 | 25 | 3 |
1830 | Should I tell 'em we already picked our 'must reads' this week? | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1831 | References for my thesis have been a nightmare. | 1.2925 | 0.04827 | 106 | 77 | 27 | 2 |
1832 | I've been judging them by their covers all my life. | 1.2925 | 0.05010 | 106 | 78 | 25 | 3 |
1833 | Did you ever think you would actually have nightmares about book club? | 1.2923 | 0.04429 | 130 | 95 | 32 | 3 |
1834 | I knew those half finished books would come back to haunt me. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1835 | I guess they're mad at us because we prefer reading the Kindle versions. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1836 | I say we choose ‘An Idiot’s Guide to Dressing for the Weather.’ | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1837 | Do you think they found out about podcasts? | 1.2917 | 0.05345 | 120 | 93 | 19 | 8 |
1838 | Book people are so pretentious. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1839 | I never should've said that we owe so much to books. | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1840 | I don't wanna read the room. | 1.2917 | 0.04644 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1841 | Come on, Estelle. Looks like they're in a real bind. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1842 | This place is fully booked! | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1843 | Oh Dear! I did ask for talking books but not walking books. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1844 | If they all follow us home will mom let us keep them? | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1845 | ‘Books became my best friends during lockdown... but now I have you.’ | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1846 | Show some spine and they'll leaf us alone. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1847 | They're the ghosts of Seuss books past. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1848 | The books I haven't read yet are coming back to haunt me. | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
1849 | It looks like you have a few overdue books, Mabel | 1.2913 | 0.04706 | 103 | 74 | 28 | 1 |
1850 | I feel like we’re being judged | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1851 | My the tables have turned, this is where the book reads you | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1852 | I accidentally joined a book gang instead of club | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1853 | These talking books give me the creeps! | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1854 | Didn’t you say, we were going to the book-club? | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1855 | Welcome to your new book circle! | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1856 | You should see what they did to the guy listening on Audible! | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1857 | Don't you hate Adopt-a-Book Week? | 1.2909 | 0.04976 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1858 | I like reading, but some books are just so demanding. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1859 | Well, we’ve been checking them out for years... | 1.2909 | 0.04445 | 110 | 81 | 27 | 2 |
1860 | I told you to return that library book. | 1.2909 | 0.04718 | 110 | 80 | 28 | 2 |
1861 | I just can't get past my early work. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1862 | In the end knowledge is a trap | 1.2909 | 0.04718 | 110 | 80 | 28 | 2 |
1863 | I've heard that ignorance is bliss... but since when is knowledge a street gang? | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1864 | Sadly, some people become the books they read. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1865 | I think my Book-of-the-Month club has gone a little overboard. | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
1866 | I swiped right on your profile because I’m trying to move past judging books by their covers. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1867 | Pre-digital audiobooks. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1868 | I know I shouldn't judge them by their covers but I've got a bad feeling about this. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1869 | How the plot thickens | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1870 | Spare a dollar? It’s tough to be an old book in today’s online world. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
1871 | Call 911... or Oprah. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1872 | I think he saw me reading between the lines. | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
1873 | Personally, I think you *can* tell a book by its cover, and all of these are judging us. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1874 | You know, it's the first time since taking the LSAT I can use transmogrification in a sentence | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1875 | They're textbooks. They only take hundreds. | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1876 | Stay close and be careful of any pick-pocketbooks. | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1877 | Ghosts!! | 1.2897 | 0.03874 | 107 | 81 | 24 | 2 |
1878 | Literally too literate. | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1879 | Clearly not from the self-help shelf. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1880 | It's been so long that the library has been closed that even the books have stopped shaving! | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1881 | I think we’re booked. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1882 | These books are right up my alley. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1883 | They make me feel guilty when I look at YouTube. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1884 | This is what happens when you don't finish them | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1885 | Did we wander into the forest of Fahrenheit 451? | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1886 | I couldn't put any of these down. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1887 | It's your turn to alphabetize them. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1888 | Maureen said to watch out for worms but I don’t see any. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1889 | don’t worry, it will just be a paper-cut, worst case scenario. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1890 | The words are on the street again. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1891 | It’s frightening how competitive the book world has become! | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1892 | The paperbacks are scarier - but the hardcovers have more to lose. | 1.2887 | 0.04961 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1893 | When are you going to finish us? | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1894 | Those Russian novels can be really oppressive. | 1.2885 | 0.04864 | 104 | 76 | 26 | 2 |
1895 | I told you, I don't like short stories! | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1896 | Honey, I think we might be overbooked. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1897 | Geez, what's their story. | 1.2883 | 0.04683 | 111 | 81 | 28 | 2 |
1898 | Oh so this is what you meant by book club... | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1899 | I can’t help but feel they’re judging me.. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1900 | Seems life is just a series of tragedies | 1.2881 | 0.04677 | 118 | 87 | 28 | 3 |
1901 | 'Well, they do say, you are what you read' | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
1902 | I’ve read online about them. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1903 | Big Books have always scared me away. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1904 | The novels I keep starting and never finishing are starting to haunt me | 1.2880 | 0.04517 | 125 | 92 | 30 | 3 |
1905 | I liked the movie better. | 1.2880 | 0.04145 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1906 | I'm Mark and these are my books. | 1.2880 | 0.03176 | 125 | 94 | 29 | 1 |
1907 | Wow ,that author really knows how to make books come alive. | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1908 | I'm not so sure about having book club auditions. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1909 | I see myself in every book. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1910 | Just give them the jacket! | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1911 | They'll never see the inside of my tote bag. | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
1912 | Don't believe their smiles. These are the book report books I never finished in high school . | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1913 | Well, my street-smarts are looking pretty useless right now. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1914 | I've read a lot of books where the characters come to life, but this is downright creepy. | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
1915 | Uh-oh, they’re Stephen King’s. This can’t end well. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1916 | Ugh, sorry guys. We gave all our stars to the Amanda Gorman book. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1917 | You told me you live surrounded by books but this is ridiculous” | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1918 | Meet my only friends during quarantine, the books I didn’t read. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1919 | I don't think they liked the way we were checking them out. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1920 | Sorry... we’re not big readers. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1921 | I think you can judge a book by its cover. They are certainly judging us! | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1922 | I never did like that "Drop Everything and Read" campaign | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1923 | I love to read. The books just come alive for me. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1924 | I told you this wasn't one of those casual 'let's drink wine' kind of book clubs.... | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1925 | Books come to life takes on a new meaning | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1926 | Hopefully, this has a good ending. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1927 | Watch out for them! You cannot tell a book by it's cover. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1928 | The popularity of e-readers has really exacerbated the problem of the shelfless. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1929 | Mom was right. Library late fees follow you for the rest of your life. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1930 | Ignore them - somebody just needs to commute their sentences." | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1931 | How pathetic...books begging to be read... in this day and age...try to look illiterate..." | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1932 | I think I prefer more formal fiction. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1933 | I don't think we should've had that tea. | 1.2870 | 0.04746 | 115 | 85 | 27 | 3 |
1934 | I liked it better when the judge just threw the book at me. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1935 | Honey, they want a penny for THEIR thoughts. | 1.2870 | 0.04826 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1936 | Alright fellas, let’s book ‘em. | 1.2870 | 0.04746 | 115 | 85 | 27 | 3 |
1937 | I still regret that we threw out most of our books when we downsized. | 1.2869 | 0.04725 | 122 | 91 | 27 | 4 |
1938 | We seem to run into book club members wherever we go. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1939 | Must be penny dreadfuls. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1940 | Hide your Kindle. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
1941 | Should we tell them we use an Ipad? | 1.2857 | 0.04826 | 105 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
1942 | I shouldn't have put them down. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1943 | Marketing audiobooks has gone a little too far! | 1.2857 | 0.05240 | 84 | 61 | 22 | 1 |
1944 | Couldn’t the library just phone me that my books are overdue!! | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1945 | Is this what you expected when you signed us up for an Oliver Twist book club? | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1946 | this is the new book club I mentioned , honey | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1947 | When you invited me to join you at your book club, I certainly didn’t expect this!! | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1948 | Is it just me, or do you feel like targeted ads have gotten a bit out of hand? | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
1949 | Did you forget to send in your Book of the Month Club payment? | 1.2857 | 0.04818 | 112 | 83 | 26 | 3 |
1950 | I wasn't expecting this much pressure when you asked if I wanted to join your book club. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1951 | It’s all the books I should’ve read by now. Don’t make eye contact with War and Peace. | 1.2857 | 0.04648 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1952 | I’m always a little nervous with a new book club. | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 72 | 24 | 2 |
1953 | Told you we never should have gone off book. | 1.2857 | 0.04811 | 98 | 71 | 26 | 1 |
1954 | I am not judging them by their covers! Just walk faster. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1955 | Think of it as a wrinkle in reality, a place where books read us. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1956 | You should have been more careful when you told those freshman that you would make all the reading materials come alive. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1957 | As if we weren't already bombarded by Facebook!!! | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
1958 | No one tells you... there's payback for using CliffsNotes! | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1959 | Wonder how they read us. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1960 | Wadda ya think: one Tolstoy or three Hemingways? | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1961 | I knew one day the unread classics would come back to haunt me. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1962 | These books are made for walkin | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1963 | Why don’t you read something your own size!? | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
1964 | Well they are fiction,but so glad you can see them too. | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1965 | It's ok. You can't judge a book by its cover | 1.2857 | 0.04344 | 126 | 92 | 32 | 2 |
1966 | Banned from the library, they are trying to survive on the street. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1967 | I still don't see why you should get to break MY spine... | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1968 | They're closing in. We've got to read faster! | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1969 | I feared my negative book reviews would come to haunt me. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1970 | This book club is way too literal. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1971 | Look honey, we are surrounded by information. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1972 | Hand it over nice and easy and no one gets paper cut. | 1.2857 | 0.06154 | 98 | 78 | 12 | 8 |
1973 | I think we’ve lost control of our shelves | 1.2857 | 0.06159 | 105 | 85 | 10 | 10 |
1974 | They turn feral once their book of the month club readers move on to the next one. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1975 | It’s one thing to be surrounded by books in our home, but this has gone too far. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1976 | I’m not sure this is what my therapist meant by ‘journaling to help externalize your feelings.’ | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1977 | Fairy tales are getting quite grim. | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1978 | It's gotten worse since they closed all the libraries. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1979 | Honey, I think we're canon fodder. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1980 | Am I supposed to feel guilty? | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1981 | I think we should have returned these library books last year. | 1.2845 | 0.04550 | 116 | 85 | 29 | 2 |
1982 | And I thought the New Yorker was always asking for money. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1983 | It looks like we've been booked into a corner. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1984 | How 20th century... | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1985 | Poor Things! We used to have them on shelves in my parents' house. | 1.2844 | 0.04893 | 109 | 81 | 25 | 3 |
1986 | I told you we shouldn't have gottten more books before finishing the first ones | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1987 | Children, children, children...talking books should be heard, not seen! | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1988 | They read a little younger than they look | 1.2844 | 0.04716 | 109 | 80 | 27 | 2 |
1989 | I don't know about you, but I'd rather have a story jump off the page. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1990 | The blurb did call it 'haunting'... | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
1991 | Don't judge, don't judge, don't judge... | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
1992 | I don't have the heart to tell them this is a cover for my Kindle. | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1993 | The epilogue always gets me in the end. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
1994 | Brother, can you spare a reader?! | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 7 |
1995 | I'd be desperate too if I were replaced by a tweet. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1996 | Whenever I read him; I feel like he is talking directly to me! | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1997 | I told you Kindle was safer. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1998 | We must be in the crime section. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1999 | I knew I should have brought my book club. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2000 | Guessing tryouts for 'The Walking Unread'. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2001 | They say every good book has some conflict... | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2002 | I didn't finish them. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2003 | Oh no, we're surrounded by book of muggers! | 1.2842 | 0.04887 | 95 | 69 | 25 | 1 |
2004 | We're the ghosts of volumes past! | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2005 | Uh-oh. Book club found me out. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2006 | The TBR pile knows you’ve been book shopping again. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2007 | Just ignore them. They’re trying to get us to cancel Audible.com. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
2008 | Now remember, we shouldn’t judge them by their covers. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
2009 | Standard intimidation tactics, just ignore them...they belong to a group of lunatic, radical Netflix deniers. | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
2010 | That's the last time I google 'way-back machine' and 'talking books' in the same search. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2011 | Be careful. You can't tell them by their covers. | 1.2836 | 0.04809 | 134 | 103 | 24 | 7 |
2012 | This whole convention has been one for the books. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
2013 | Your Audible credits are set to expire. | 1.2833 | 0.04834 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2014 | Your TBR list is getting a little aggressive | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
2015 | I knew the self publishing craze would go too far! | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
2016 | I think they want hugs. | 1.2832 | 0.03319 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
2017 | I hate it when the library lets the crime fiction collect the overdue fines. | 1.2832 | 0.04782 | 113 | 84 | 26 | 3 |
2018 | This new book store promotion is more than a bit scary. | 1.2830 | 0.04880 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
2019 | They've been protesting ever since they did't make it to the the Book of the Month. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
2020 | Sometimes you can tell a book by its cover. | 1.2830 | 0.04396 | 106 | 76 | 30 | 0 |
2021 | I hate our book club. | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
2022 | This is what we get for judging them by their cover. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
2023 | This rising action suggests the climax is just ahead. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
2024 | Since the Kindle it’s been hard for them to find work. | 1.2830 | 0.04787 | 106 | 78 | 26 | 2 |
2025 | Didn’t I warn you the library would be more aggressive collecting overdue book fees. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
2026 | I told you not to dog ear those pages... | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2027 | Well, I can judge them, and they're obnoxious. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2028 | Literacy isn't what it once was. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2029 | Is it just me or are these sequels out of control? | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
2030 | It's like they know we just picked out two books filled with alternative facts. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2031 | Don't let them see your library card. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2032 | Oh no, late fees again? | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2033 | Watch out, these guys are hard cover | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2034 | Don’t worry we’re both street and book smart. | 1.2826 | 0.04967 | 92 | 67 | 24 | 1 |
2035 | Why do we always have to do everything by the book? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2036 | Did you return that overdue library book? | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2037 | You keep saying "you can't judge a book by its cover" but these guys are giving me the creeps. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2038 | This is what happens if you get behind on your Book-of-the-Month Club. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2039 | I know we are a bookish couple, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2040 | The Anti-Kindle Brigade | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
2041 | George RR Martin sure outdid himself this time | 1.2824 | 0.03300 | 131 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2042 | I know footnotes ask a lot of a reader, but don't be afraid. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2043 | Don't look now, but I think Stephen King's behind us. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
2044 | Each day self-publishing marketing is getting more competitive | 1.2821 | 0.04351 | 117 | 85 | 31 | 1 |
2045 | I wish I’d used an alias on Goodreads. | 1.2818 | 0.04680 | 110 | 81 | 27 | 2 |
2046 | The worst case of writer's block I've ever experienced. | 1.2818 | 0.04940 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2047 | Here come the Trump White House memoirs. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
2048 | Judging by their covers, they seem upset | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
2049 | Reading can be intimidating. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
2050 | I guess the printed page really is feeling threatened. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
2051 | I can read you like a book. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
2052 | Every 16 years this is the metamorphosis of the book worm ! | 1.2816 | 0.05147 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2053 | So this is Hell. Haunted by ghosts of books you said you'd read but never did. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
2054 | Yeah, I don’t like scary books either. | 1.2816 | 0.04662 | 103 | 75 | 27 | 1 |
2055 | Just give in and try one audio book. | 1.2815 | 0.04160 | 135 | 99 | 34 | 2 |
2056 | Don't be afraid -- you can't judge a book by its cover | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2057 | Everything I have written is coming back to haunt me. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2058 | THE PANDEMIC IS OVER GUYS! | 1.2812 | 0.04827 | 128 | 98 | 24 | 6 |
2059 | I know you’re not supposed to judge a book by it’s cover, but I think we’re about to get stabbed. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2060 | I wish I could help, but there just hasn't been time since we subscribed to the New Yorker. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2061 | I prefer those who are street smart. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2062 | Ever since the library closed the Leatherbounds took to a life of crime. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2063 | These stories keep haunting me. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
2064 | Bookies take payback literally around here. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2065 | You, too, can still turn the page! | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2066 | Don't look them in the eyes. These are hard, cover books. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2067 | Don’t give them handouts- there are plenty of openings doing shelf work in Zoom backgrounds | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2068 | All those neglected books”to be read” really get you down. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2069 | We must not judge them! | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2070 | I don’t want to get absorbed by another book. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2071 | Until this moment, I never understood a "must read" book review to be compulsory. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
2072 | I thought you said the cover charge was included? | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
2073 | Perhaps it’s tome we took a different route home. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
2074 | I think they're judging us by our covers | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
2075 | The Nightmares of a Bibliophile | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
2076 | I hate it when books judge you by their covers | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2077 | E pluribus publius ridicularius. | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2078 | They might be good, but they’re too big to return. | 1.2804 | 0.04560 | 107 | 78 | 28 | 1 |
2079 | From this perspective, it's difficult to remain nonjudgmental. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2080 | They are taking Facebook to a whole new level | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2081 | Don’t worry, words can never hurt you. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2082 | Let's keep looking. This club doesn't appear to be the right fit for us. | 1.2803 | 0.03924 | 132 | 105 | 21 | 6 |
2083 | They lost their jobs to e-books. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2084 | These book clubs are certainly becoming aggressive. | 1.2800 | 0.04731 | 100 | 73 | 26 | 1 |
2085 | Hide your e-reader. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2086 | They're friendly, until you give them a bad review. | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
2087 | Someone must’ve blabbed I’m on the Nobel selection committee... | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
2088 | When I ask if we're fully booked, I meant our vacation | 1.2800 | 0.06044 | 100 | 80 | 12 | 8 |
2089 | You can call it bad luck if you want, but we were bound to meet you here. | 1.2800 | 0.04487 | 125 | 93 | 29 | 3 |
2090 | What has our world come to when books have to sell themselves? | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2091 | Hey brother, can you spare a dime store novel? | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2092 | Don’t worry. As long as you don’t read them, they can’t hurt you | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2093 | Something tells me we should be judging them by their covers. | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
2094 | The begging is unseemly. | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
2095 | Don't give them money. They'll just spend in on printing. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2096 | I got caught faking it at Book Club. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2097 | What a pleasure to be around those who understand us. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2098 | Give us your Netflix password and nobody gets hurt | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2099 | Suzanne quickly regretted her choice to pen dystopian literature over romance. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2100 | It’s this audiobook nightmare I keep having... | 1.2793 | 0.04465 | 111 | 81 | 29 | 1 |
2101 | Don't you find book clubs rather threatening? | 1.2793 | 0.05604 | 111 | 88 | 15 | 8 |
2102 | Classic. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
2103 | Just keep walking. They’ll leave us alone when they realize we only give “one star” reviews. | 1.2793 | 0.04645 | 111 | 82 | 27 | 2 |
2104 | The panhandling in this neighborhood has really gotten out of control. Just look at the volume! | 1.2793 | 0.04645 | 111 | 82 | 27 | 2 |
2105 | Damn! This would happen on the day I leave the book club home. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2106 | And I thought "earworms" were bad. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2107 | Maybe we should give them a few bucks. Looks like they're in a bind. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2108 | Books speak to me. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
2109 | You were the one who said not to judge them by their covers. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
2110 | That’s it, from now on we’re getting ebooks! | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
2111 | this is what it feels like when you see someone who is not wearing a mask Nico Dunn (age 11) berkeley california | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
2112 | I thought you made the booking for five. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
2113 | I didn’t mean for them to take it literally! | 1.2788 | 0.05105 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
2114 | I've been so isolated that the books are talking to me | 1.2788 | 0.05870 | 104 | 83 | 13 | 8 |
2115 | These are real action books! | 1.2788 | 0.04625 | 104 | 76 | 27 | 1 |
2116 | They’re usually waiting on my bedside table. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
2117 | Don't say a word! | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
2118 | So!! See you've bought another one of us you'll only half read and cast aside. We're not made of stone. We have feelings too!!! | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
2119 | Don't encourage them - they'll only use it to self publish. | 1.2788 | 0.04725 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
2120 | I thought “Man Book Prize Winner” was just a typo | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
2121 | Don’t say a word. It’s the post-modernists. They’re very demanding. | 1.2788 | 0.04918 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2122 | Don’t be afraid, they’re just unread politicians’ memoirs | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
2123 | Just don't talk about Kindle. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2124 | Spare a buck for the exploited author? | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2125 | They saw me using a kindle” | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2126 | My bookies are after me again! | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2127 | Okay, okay, the book is always better than the movie. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2128 | In the Beginning, there was 5th avenue for new bookstores, 4th avenue for used bookstores, 8th street for independent booksellers and Gotham Bookmart on 47th Street for bibliophiles...we didn't have homeless books. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2129 | Yo! Give us all your vowels! | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2130 | I know I shouldn’t have donated those books I hadn’t read. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2131 | I know we aren't supposed to judge, but boy, are they creepy! | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2132 | Bestseller bullies... | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2133 | I'm sorry your characters felt so unresolved." | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2134 | Just sayin', Mildred, these Central Park book clubs are beyond strange. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2135 | they’re like old friends. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2136 | Oh no! The ghosts of all the books I failed to read during the Pandemic! | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
2137 | I noticed them earlier, lurking in the foreshadows. | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
2138 | Every one of these guys is a horror story. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2139 | When I said “book a room, this is not exactly what I meant.” | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
2140 | I refuse to let my pandemic reading list embarrass me. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
2141 | Pop-up ads are really out of control - I was shopping on-line this morning for something new to read. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
2142 | This is not what I thought the novel coronavirus would look like. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
2143 | Should we tell them we prefer TED talks. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
2144 | This is why I always kiss them when I drop them! | 1.2778 | 0.04713 | 108 | 80 | 26 | 2 |
2145 | Honey, I think this book club requires too much of a commitment. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2146 | We’re in trouble...they spotted my Kindle | 1.2778 | 0.04713 | 108 | 80 | 26 | 2 |
2147 | This is what happens every time I show a bit of interest in a few books at the library | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
2148 | OK,OK! We'll cancel our Audible. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
2149 | See, books really do tell stories. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
2150 | I hate it when they all escape the night table at the same time. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2151 | After yet another online flash sale, local books finally got organized. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2152 | Keep walking or you’ll be haunted by a misspent life in search of a happy ending. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
2153 | This the reason I like paperbacks better | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
2154 | I think we're surrounded by a 'living library'. | 1.2773 | 0.04290 | 119 | 87 | 31 | 1 |
2155 | When did self-promoting books become a thing? | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
2156 | After a year without book tours,they're a little over-eager. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
2157 | Okay, okay! We 'll buy locally! | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
2158 | Everyone has a novel inside him. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
2159 | You did pay the book of the month club did you not?" | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
2160 | I’m struggling with a case of writer’s block. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
2161 | The revenge of books that i have and i haven't read yet | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
2162 | Crap! It’s the books I promised to read during lockdown, just look away and keep walking | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
2163 | It's Spring release season. Just walk casually. Don't encourage them. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2164 | I only ordered one talking book. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2165 | We are the ghosts of books you bought and never read. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2166 | That does it. Tomorrow we buy a kindle. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2167 | When they said it was going to be a “book club,” I admit this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2168 | No sir, you MAY NOT bring your Kindle! | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2169 | Maybe you should take bibliophile off your dating profile | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2170 | Somehow the word ‘bookish’ doesn’t thoroughly describe this occurrence. | 1.2764 | 0.04366 | 123 | 91 | 30 | 2 |
2171 | This isn't where I parked my Kafka. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2172 | Why don't you try picking up books your own size? | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2173 | One day encyclopedias are the smart set, the next they're out here panhandling for change. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2174 | Hey Mister, you looking for a good time. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
2175 | It's the Must-Read Classic Books gang. Keep walking | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2176 | Do you ever get the feeling we’re being judged by our covers? | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2177 | Leave them alone darling, otherwise their words might change our way of life... | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2178 | I’m starting to think I can’t read people as well as I thought I could. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2179 | ...and I couldn't wake up! All the books I've never finished, just getting bigger and closer! | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2180 | A very novel approach. | 1.2759 | 0.05089 | 87 | 64 | 22 | 1 |
2181 | When I wake up I'm lowering the stack near the bed. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2182 | "This is my nightmare about the leather-bound classics on the shelf that I've only dusted." | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
2183 | It's the big guy again. He still wants me to finish War and Peace. | 1.2759 | 0.04676 | 116 | 87 | 26 | 3 |
2184 | Why I never joined a book club. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2185 | Where's a book club when you need one? | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2186 | Ok. Be cool. They only want to see your library card. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2187 | At my age, only slim volumes. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
2188 | As if the New York Times' paywall wasn't bad enough. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
2189 | 2021 was the perfect year to test whether reality WAS stranger than fiction. | 1.2759 | 0.05419 | 116 | 92 | 16 | 8 |
2190 | Why do you keep telling people you've read me? We know you're lying. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2191 | Yet another reason to switch to ebooks. | 1.2756 | 0.04283 | 127 | 94 | 31 | 2 |
2192 | Fellas, I didn’t mean devour literally. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2193 | Great, chapter and verse brought reinforcements. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2194 | No need to worry, they are from the endless forest of never read authors...just smile and nod your head approvingly | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2195 | I knew audible books was a mistake! | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2196 | My To Be Read pile is getting out of hand. | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
2197 | We warned you about dealing tablets in our community. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2198 | See, because of the pandemic they sent the bibles out to spread the word themselves | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2199 | Read the room, Don | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2200 | Kiss this chapter goodbye. | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
2201 | Seems like everybody and his brother has a new tell all book they want you to read! | 1.2752 | 0.04676 | 109 | 81 | 26 | 2 |
2202 | Are we sure this is the large- print section? | 1.2752 | 0.04676 | 109 | 81 | 26 | 2 |
2203 | For believing in the individual these Ayn Rand books sure are pushy | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
2204 | I told you to read the fine print. | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
2205 | I THOUGHT books could talk. But WALK, too?! Amazing. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2206 | Hey mister. We just need enough to pay our overdue fines to get back home. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2207 | When they said 'books brought to life', I didn't realise it would be so visceral. | 1.2750 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2208 | This neighborhood has gotten bad since audible came out. | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
2209 | Since nobody can read, them, they learned to speak! | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2210 | We’re going to deconstruct you, professors, and see how you like it | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
2211 | I think they found a way to compete with Amazon. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
2212 | I told you that bad review would come back to haunt you. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2213 | “Act ignorant, and hopefully they will move on”. | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2214 | It’s textbook, really. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2215 | Looks like the Pages grew spines! | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2216 | You don't owe any fines you haven't mentioned, do you... | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2217 | When they said we were going on a book tour, I was hoping for some place more exotic than this. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2218 | They want your kindle. | 1.2747 | 0.04958 | 91 | 67 | 23 | 1 |
2219 | They're still upset about Fahrenheit 451. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2220 | If the big one crushes us, the debate is over. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
2221 | I dunno, those big books are just harder to embrace" | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
2222 | I guess I shouldn't have made that crack about Gutenberg. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
2223 | These book groups are getting so aggressive! | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
2224 | Thanks to Jeff Bezos, they're all out begging for shelf space. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
2225 | Looks like we walked into the wrong Book Club | 1.2745 | 0.04654 | 102 | 75 | 26 | 1 |
2226 | Some of the classics really are begging to be read | 1.2745 | 0.05334 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
2227 | I told you writing that bad review was going to get us in trouble | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
2228 | Watch out honey. These books still believe in the dewey decimal system. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
2229 | I'm not judging their covers, I'm judging their menacing grins. | 1.2743 | 0.04575 | 113 | 84 | 27 | 2 |
2230 | I think they're fiction to rob us. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
2231 | I don’t know how to read this situation... | 1.2743 | 0.04575 | 113 | 84 | 27 | 2 |
2232 | Don’t worry. I’m booksmart. | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
2233 | (sigh)The homeless book problem is becoming disturbing. | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
2234 | At least it’s not one of those Peruvian flute bands. | 1.2742 | 0.04557 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
2235 | “Remainders. Always the whiff of desperation about them.” | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
2236 | In told you we should have stayed away from 364.1523 entirely” | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
2237 | I hate book club selection time. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2238 | Trust me, give them $$ and they will never, NEVER leave you alone. | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2239 | This library has the craziest late fee policy. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2240 | Kindle rejects. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2241 | (Whispers to partner) Honey, I thought you said the dress code was book smart not literally. | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
2242 | We have happened upon the physical manifestation of a book group discussion | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
2243 | That's what happens when you release them back into the wild. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2244 | Is there a way to get rid of unwanted texts? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2245 | Keep walking, Wanda. We won't be bullied into buying bigger books. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2246 | ...."we later found out they got Booked for harassment." | 1.2737 | 0.06250 | 95 | 77 | 10 | 8 |
2247 | Sheesh, the lengths the library goes to get its late fees. | 1.2737 | 0.04836 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2248 | I'm not so sure it's a good idea to lie in bed with just any book. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2249 | Do you think I overdid it with the whole “literature & is changing and the culture with it.” line at the library? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2250 | In the older days they read these things. | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
2251 | If you give them good reviews, they'll ask for more next time. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2252 | I am beginning to think you can judge a book by its cover. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
2253 | I don't know how else to judge. | 1.2736 | 0.04746 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
2254 | Hold onto your purse, books can be deceiving | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
2255 | Just don't say you're waiting for the movie." | 1.2736 | 0.05925 | 106 | 86 | 11 | 9 |
2256 | You cheated and watched the movie! | 1.2736 | 0.04552 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
2257 | These books really talk to me | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
2258 | I told you picking up just one illegal copy is a slippery slope | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
2259 | Hide your Kindle tablet! | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2260 | Don’t encourage them darling they are just looking for unwitting book marks | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2261 | Maybe we should stick to magazines, these books are too intimidating. | 1.2727 | 0.04839 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
2262 | What a novel idea. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2263 | I warned you about not paying your library fines. | 1.2727 | 0.04640 | 110 | 82 | 26 | 2 |
2264 | Listen, I’m not saying it’s right to have them out on the street, but I don’t see why they can’t build the Barnes & Noble in someone else’s neighborhood. | 1.2727 | 0.04637 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
2265 | Last time I saw any of these guys was sixth grade. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2266 | Now we can't judge them by their covers | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2267 | I just love how a good book really brings the story to life. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2268 | Pick me, Pick me, please.” “No, pick me instead!” “No, I’m the one for you. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
2269 | The audio books are even worse. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
2270 | Our book club has changed all of us! | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
2271 | "Perhaps we should be wary of book trends with legs. | 1.2727 | 0.05039 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2272 | Talk about scary Novels....... | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2273 | They make me feel guilty for not having read them. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
2274 | The books that I promised myself to read before the end of the year are haunting me. | 1.2727 | 0.05232 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
2275 | They were less intimidating in paperback. | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
2276 | Memoirs are so self-promoting. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2277 | Dickens really knew how to make books come alive. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
2278 | This is why people choose books by their cover. | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
2279 | Oh no, they overpowered the book ends. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2280 | Man this book club is super serious | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
2281 | I think they're just trying to get a reading from us. | 1.2719 | 0.04542 | 114 | 85 | 27 | 2 |
2282 | The unread books on our shelves have come to haunt us. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
2283 | They're the ghosts of unreturned library books from the past! | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
2284 | I think they're reading us like books. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2285 | When did book clubs turn into book gangs? | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2286 | Welcome to the Book Club | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2287 | I'm not sure, I think that they must have lost their place | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2288 | Just because we read them a long time ago now they think we owe them. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2289 | Amazon really crossed a line with this one. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2290 | Everybody's self-publishing these days. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2291 | I thought the Book club would be less surreal. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2292 | I know the radio ad said, "The books will come to life," but this is over the top. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2293 | C'mon. Can't you see were in a bind. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2294 | I guess I neglected the stack on my nightstand for a little too long. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2295 | We know you're streetsmart, but are you book smart? | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2296 | Time to hit the books, huh? How 'bout if the books hit you? | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2297 | This isn’t what I meant by undercover | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2298 | Now don't do anything stupid. Just drop your library card on the ground and walk away or else your life is going to be past due. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2299 | Do you see them too? | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2300 | Curses, it's the CliffsNotes revenge syndrome. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2301 | It’s getting harder to support your local book club. | 1.2713 | 0.04298 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2302 | The poor things never made it to Kindle books. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
2303 | These audiobook recommendations are getting out of control. | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
2304 | I've stopped believing an author's work should speak for itself. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2305 | All I did was eat one madeleine | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2306 | Whatever happened to the "good" books I read? | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2307 | How much knowledge do you have on you? My bookies have come to collect. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2308 | The fine print clearly stated that the contract was binding.” | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2309 | I fear we're about to be bookended. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2310 | Careful, Madge -- it's a gang of anti-Kindlers! | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2311 | This is what happens when you become too immersed in your own memoir. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2312 | I mean, it depends. Do critics or dictators kill poets? | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2313 | Where the filed things are | 1.2710 | 0.04708 | 107 | 80 | 25 | 2 |
2314 | This is what they meant by book club? | 1.2708 | 0.04794 | 96 | 71 | 24 | 1 |
2315 | We're literally screwed! | 1.2708 | 0.04794 | 96 | 71 | 24 | 1 |
2316 | These guys are only interested in good tale... | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2317 | Beware the ghosts of Literature’s Past | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2318 | I thought you said they weren’t streetsmart. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2319 | Keep walking and close your eyes, Marv. It's just a gang of 1984's. | 1.2706 | 0.05128 | 85 | 63 | 21 | 1 |
2320 | You can't tell a cover character by its book. | 1.2703 | 0.04779 | 111 | 84 | 24 | 3 |
2321 | Pick me! pick me! | 1.2703 | 0.07016 | 74 | 60 | 8 | 6 |
2322 | I thought you said they were book buddies. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
2323 | My volume control seems to be broken. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
2324 | What did I tell you about judging books by their covers? | 1.2703 | 0.04864 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
2325 | Book club is getting creepy... | 1.2703 | 0.04779 | 111 | 84 | 24 | 3 |
2326 | I don't like that Stephen King novel following me. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2327 | I didn’t know bookworms had arms and legs | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2328 | Just the ones I claimed to have read because they were in The Review. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
2329 | And here I thought we were well read. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
2330 | This is why I switched to an eReader. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
2331 | On three let’s book it. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2332 | Don’t make us cut you. | 1.2700 | 0.04996 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2333 | Something tells me your sister really wants us to buy her book. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2334 | I think these protests against e-books may backfire. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
2335 | Ye gad. It's the unread books of Quarantines past. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2336 | Tolstoy can be a bit intimidating at first. I'd recommend starting with one of the Dickens volumes | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2337 | Looks like they finally freed the bound periodicals | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
2338 | Relax Edna...this is textbook behavior | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2339 | I told you those unread books would come back to haunt you. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2340 | I'VE HEARD OF TALKING BOOKS | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
2341 | I warned you, they’ve been alone for a long time. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
2342 | Try to look innocent. They suspect you have an ereader. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2343 | I think they know we got the baby | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2344 | This feels kinda foreword. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2345 | They started taking these bookclub meetings way too seriously during the lockdown | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
2346 | This must be the Crime section. | 1.2692 | 0.04371 | 104 | 76 | 28 | 0 |
2347 | I can't stand desperation in literature. | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
2348 | My mother warned me about books: they're trying to get in your head. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2349 | They are the library's version of Walmart Greeters. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2350 | It's my junior high reading list -- back to beat me up again! | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2351 | I wish we can have a longer walk but I’m fully booked today | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2352 | Now it looks like we're into competitive reading. | 1.2689 | 0.04082 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2353 | Tough Thomas Pynchon novels always exact a price. | 1.2689 | 0.04253 | 119 | 88 | 30 | 1 |
2354 | Shouldn’t you boys be in school? | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
2355 | I despise book people. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2356 | Exactly how much money do you owe to how many bookies? | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2357 | Save me from the talking books. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2358 | I'm serious Claire, you start one book and you can feel the lurk of the next ones. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2359 | When I said I wanted to be in a book group,this wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
2360 | Somehow I imagined talking books being something different | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2361 | Their upset because I promised to read them during the pandemic. | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
2362 | Say, isn't that Page Turner? | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2363 | Keep walking. I want to spare any change to the endings. | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
2364 | Free range libraries seemed like such a good idea. | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
2365 | Our reading finally caught up with us | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
2366 | I told you joining this book club was a bad idea. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2367 | I feel... judged. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2368 | Are the academics scaring you too? | 1.2685 | 0.05675 | 108 | 87 | 13 | 8 |
2369 | Classics?”, “Drama?”, History?”, “Smut? | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2370 | This is why I'm going to stop reviewing books.... | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2371 | The Art of the Deal is the one to watch out for......total fiction..... | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2372 | They look like books, how quaint! | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2373 | Not all books have happy endings. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2374 | Alms for the poorly written. Have pity for the poorly written. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2375 | Don’t make eye contact with them. We’re going to Netflix and chill tonight | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2376 | You said your friends were book people but . . . | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2377 | Tell them we deleted our Kindle app”. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2378 | What happens in Book Club stays in Book Club. | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
2379 | Not everyone loves a Book Club... | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2380 | I'm haunted by the ghosts of the books I bought but still haven't read. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
2381 | He's so wordy. Must be a dictionary. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
2382 | I’m not sure this is such an improvement over the old Times Square. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2383 | They seem lost. Did they fall off the bookmobile? | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
2384 | As long as you have books, you'll never be lonely | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2385 | Each one has a unique story to tell. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2386 | Why don't you check out someone your own size? | 1.2679 | 0.04827 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
2387 | Everybody reacts differently to the vaccine. | 1.2674 | 0.04941 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2388 | It started right after Bezos left. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2389 | Oh no! Your book club has turned into a book gang. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2390 | The book isn’t ALWAYS better... | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2391 | I can't help feeling like I've read this all before... | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
2392 | What fresh hell is this?! | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
2393 | OK, OK; we’ll cancel Audible! | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
2394 | Book-keeping is legal in these parts, fellas | 1.2673 | 0.04953 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2395 | They used to be happy on my nightstand. | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
2396 | Don't look now, but here comes my to be read pile. | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
2397 | ‘ Actions speak louder than words’ | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
2398 | Careful, they're delinquents from the juvenile section. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
2399 | Martha, I'm afraid were being book ended. | 1.2673 | 0.04852 | 101 | 76 | 23 | 2 |
2400 | Looks like me and the boys are going to do some bookkeeping. | 1.2672 | 0.04558 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2401 | The mushroom salad, I would think. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
2402 | The obsession for entitlement is getting creepy. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
2403 | Just a friendly review that's all we're asking for; nothing over the top. | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
2404 | The library has certainly changed while we were in lockdown. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2405 | I warned you against joining the NYC Public Library System. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2406 | It appears we've been spotted as the hopeless bibliophiles we are. | 1.2667 | 0.04947 | 90 | 67 | 22 | 1 |
2407 | It's there own damn fault they didn't see the tablet coming - now I'm supposed to help them get a byte | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2408 | These are some of my old friends. | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
2409 | Welp, you were right. Buying all my books online came back to haunt me. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2410 | Honey, didn't you give away all those unread books? | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2411 | Once, they were all promising debuts. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
2412 | They're only a bunch of Trump biographies. They can't hurt you if you just walk by quickly and don't look at them. | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2413 | It's a new self-publishing company, 'Panhandle Books.'" | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
2414 | I made the mistake of telling someone I read them,and now they all think I know them. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2415 | Who said books are dead? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2416 | Things have really gotten tough since the library closed. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2417 | How did they know that I, an English major, haven't read a book in a decade? | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2418 | We should stay out of Bookland from now on. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2419 | How unfortunate. More victims of independent bookstore closures. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2420 | I’m still trying to decide my cover. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
2421 | That’s a novel idea my love but I think we should avoid this booking. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2422 | I wish hyperrealism would have ended with ULYSSES." | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2423 | After we rub our saliva all over you, we're gonna take you to the toilet with us. And BTW, Tolstoy over there had cabbage soup for lunch! | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2424 | I promised I would read them during the pandemic. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2425 | I'm having a harder time these days escaping into a good book | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 105 | 78 | 26 | 1 |
2426 | Schoolbooks, this years scary Halloween costume. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2427 | Amazon is getting really aggressive. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2428 | Avoid eye contact. If you read even a few words, you could be hooked for life. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2429 | Our friends are here! | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2430 | We'll watch the movie instead, thanks | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2431 | Oh geez, it’s one of those street smart gangs. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
2432 | Let’s go back to our online book club. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2433 | You really can't just read people by their cover. | 1.2661 | 0.04301 | 124 | 93 | 29 | 2 |
2434 | This is the last time I use Facebook. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2435 | Ignore them, they're the tomes I promised I'd read during lockdown and never did. | 1.2661 | 0.04634 | 109 | 82 | 25 | 2 |
2436 | Don't be afraid. I think they're spineless. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2437 | Just give us a bookshelf and no one gets hurt. | 1.2661 | 0.04447 | 109 | 81 | 27 | 1 |
2438 | Truthfully, just from the cover, I can't tell one book from another. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2439 | Maybe now you'll stop calling ME bookish? | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2440 | I had no idea the publishing industry was in such desperate straits. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2441 | Pretend you're listening to an audio book and the lending library will leave us be. | 1.2660 | 0.04942 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2442 | I'm nervous, the big one looks like a voracious reader. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2443 | They’re not threatening. They’ve just been inspired by our purchases. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2444 | Words can hurt. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2445 | Must be Amazon's new pop-up book recommendation algorithm. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2446 | I’m still getting used to books on Audible. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2447 | Tell them we're not going back to book group until our second COVID shots kick in | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2448 | They remind me of the days when I was into books. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2449 | ...Think of us as Siri’s great grandparents. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2450 | What did you say about not being able to judge a book by its cover? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2451 | I've been meaning to tell my therapist about some library books I never returned. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2452 | I like the bookmobile better. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2453 | - I know I promised each of you a reader for Christmas, but I guess one of you will get a bookmark... | 1.2655 | 0.04358 | 113 | 84 | 28 | 1 |
2454 | Self-promoting has taken on a whole new look. | 1.2655 | 0.04536 | 113 | 85 | 26 | 2 |
2455 | My entire collection of books haunts me each time I bring home a new one. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
2456 | No beach reading for me until I've finished Ulysses. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
2457 | Never mind them. They are all fiction. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2458 | So the word on the street is that you've been going around telling everyone for years that you've read us. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2459 | But apparently you can be judged by book covers. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2460 | The book of the month club is getting annoying | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2461 | I should have been more careful with those last reviews | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
2462 | I always knew those books I never wrote would come back to haunt me someday. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2463 | A.I. is an audible threat. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2464 | This is taking independent booksellers too far. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2465 | Darling, is it possible that what we joined is a book cabal? | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
2466 | I told you those library fines would catch up to us. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2467 | Hey! Don’t judge us by our covers!” “Oh we’re not! Only by your racist and inaccurate depiction of historical events. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
2468 | That’s the last time I say the book is always better than the movie. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2469 | What part of movies suck didn’t you get? | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2470 | Just what we need: another surge of the novel coronavirus." | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2471 | Are you sure this book club isn't too intense for us. | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
2472 | They don't stop haunting you! | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2473 | I really hope they are not Whodunnits. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2474 | Go ahead, tell us some more about the movie version. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2475 | We’re a few pages short of a story. Give us your paper or its a cliffhanger for you. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2476 | We need to change notification preferences on that app. | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
2477 | Clearly, they have not yet gone extinct. But this lot could certainly use some editing. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
2478 | I'm not being rude! I just think that in this case, we can judge them by their...well, you know. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2479 | they're called "bookies" and they're like "furries" but with less sex | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
2480 | I thought we were joining a book club, not a book gang! | 1.2647 | 0.03923 | 102 | 78 | 23 | 1 |
2481 | They seem to be reading our every move | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
2482 | Just keep walking, don’t judge them. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
2483 | Sweetheart, I told you our To Be Read list was getting out of control | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2484 | Keep close. They’re Hard Backs... | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2485 | These first book deals are getting obnoxious. | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
2486 | So many books, not enough time, thank goodness! | 1.2645 | 0.04433 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2487 | I’ve got a new subscription to walking books. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2488 | Everybody thinks they're Flannery O'Connor, but a good story is still hard to find. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2489 | All those books I didn't read in high school might be coming back to haunt me. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2490 | They may be book smart, but we're street smart! | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2491 | Sheesh, you buy ONE real book and they never let you rest. | 1.2642 | 0.04702 | 106 | 80 | 24 | 2 |
2492 | If they could just pull themselves up by their own book straps. | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2493 | From now on you need to read the books before you put them in your Zoom background. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2494 | Things really got tough for them since the e readers came out | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2495 | No, I don't think they're gathering to dance the hora. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
2496 | You can tell they're not first editions. | 1.2640 | 0.04420 | 125 | 95 | 27 | 3 |
2497 | Keep moving, these books know how to read people. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2498 | Don't judge. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2499 | Careful! They have bookworms. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2500 | The problem is if you read one, you've got to read them all. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2501 | Yikes! What I wouldn’t give for a book club! | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2502 | Talking Tomes? Talking heads were bad enough! | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2503 | Keep walking, they look unhinged. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2504 | Libraries these days are sure getting desperate | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2505 | I love when authors have a voice. | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
2506 | I AM judging these books by their covers. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2507 | What do they stand for? | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2508 | We shouldn't have defunded the library. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
2509 | We're already booked. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
2510 | I'm literally totally confused. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
2511 | I just want to watch Netflix. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2512 | What a bunch of Moby Dicks! | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2513 | I never listen to audiobooks. | 1.2632 | 0.04515 | 133 | 103 | 25 | 5 |
2514 | I don't remember reading being one of the vaccine's side effects. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2515 | This is what they do when I don't finish them. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2516 | I don't like the way that Dictionary in the back is looking at me | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
2517 | This is what happens when audible books become just plain annoying books! | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2518 | Try not to be judgmental. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2519 | Nope, I'll not judge. | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
2520 | You would think it would be easier to find a publisher for our autobiographies. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2521 | I had assumed that they would be extinct by now. | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
2522 | Did we forget to pay the overdue fines again? | 1.2632 | 0.04761 | 133 | 105 | 21 | 7 |
2523 | Just hold still and pretend you're a shelf. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2524 | Don’t read into this. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2525 | You know, I always did have trouble reading the room... | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
2526 | I thought ignorance was bliss but not knowing what’s in those books is making me very nervous | 1.2627 | 0.03792 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
2527 | Everyone seems to be in such a bind | 1.2627 | 0.04069 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
2528 | Pause your podcast and avoid eye contact. | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
2529 | We could have known they'd seek revenge for Farenheit 451 at some point. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
2530 | Further casualties of the attack on truth, I'm afraid. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2531 | AND they’re street smart. | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
2532 | This is a textbook case of paranoid delusions. | 1.2626 | 0.04445 | 99 | 75 | 23 | 1 |
2533 | The self-help books are aggressively self-promoting. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2534 | These are the books I started, but never finished! | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
2535 | We hear your grandparents threw our grandparents into the fires in Germany in 1933. Someone has to pay. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2536 | These books are moving. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2537 | „Honey, look at these vaccinated books! They are so happy that they can finally leave the library again!" | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2538 | Sometimes I feel like I’m just surrounded by other people’s stories. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2539 | You know how they get when I read tabloids | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
2540 | Ever since the Internet, I've been haunted by my unread books. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2541 | It's been hard times for them since all the bookstores closed, but you can't call them spineless. | 1.2625 | 0.06595 | 80 | 65 | 9 | 6 |
2542 | Why do I feel like we're about to get book clubbed to death? | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2543 | These friend suggestions are getting a little aggressive | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2544 | Okay buddy, don't try to be a hero. Just a little willing suspension of disbelief, and nobody gets hurt. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2545 | Please do not judge us by our covers. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2546 | They tell the same old story about a short shelf life. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2547 | They've been begging me for good reviews. | 1.2621 | 0.04463 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
2548 | I mistakenly judged them by their covers. | 1.2621 | 0.04568 | 103 | 77 | 25 | 1 |
2549 | That settles it. I'm switching to that service Frank was telling us about -- Pindle, or whatever it's called. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2550 | Print media? I thought you were dead! | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
2551 | Usually, I feel 'drawn' to a book, but this feels like stalking! | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2552 | Only when you step outside of your bubble do you realize how much print media is struggling. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2553 | I'll scream if another tells me not to judge him by his cover. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
2554 | Remind me to renew my Audible.com subscription when we get home. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
2555 | Let me handle this, I speak bibliophile. | 1.2617 | 0.04664 | 107 | 81 | 24 | 2 |
2556 | Call me old fashioned but these pop up bookstores still intimidate me. (Please attribute to John Villa if chosen) | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
2557 | Take ‘em downtown and book ‘em! | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
2558 | I should we should cut down on the psychedelics. | 1.2615 | 0.04166 | 130 | 98 | 30 | 2 |
2559 | You can’t tell a book by it’s cover | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2560 | Sorry. I forgot that April is National Library Month. | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2561 | Looks like they have us covered. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2562 | I don’t think this will end happily ever after | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2563 | I’m trying hard not to judge. | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
2564 | Yeah, but just because we BOUGHT them doesn’t mean we have to READ them. | 1.2614 | 0.04570 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
2565 | They might be good. You can’t tell.” | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2566 | Yes, of course I know they're overdue. I just don't have the time! | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
2567 | Must be the remainder aisle... | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
2568 | Psst... wanna read about a watch? | 1.2613 | 0.04380 | 111 | 83 | 27 | 1 |
2569 | Talking books are bad enough, but who thought walking and talking books was a good idea? | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
2570 | Darn! I forgot my pager! | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2571 | I thought you said libraries were free. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2572 | The novels of my childhood were a bit less graphic. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2573 | Dickens? | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
2574 | I was interested in books about the Texas Panhandle not panhandling books. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2575 | Sorry, just gave my last dollar to the Netflixes, Spotifies, and PS4s across the street. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2576 | I find the new Stephen King less convincing than his older classics | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2577 | Remember when you believed everything you read? | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2578 | They’re not Good Books at all. In fact, they are quite naughty. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2579 | The “Ghosts of Libraries Past” sounded a lot better in print than in immersive theater. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2580 | Sure not like my father's library! | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2581 | Not so sure how to read all this, June. | 1.2604 | 0.04740 | 96 | 72 | 23 | 1 |
2582 | Oh, no! All the books we lied and swore we read are after us for a synopsis! | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2583 | Classic. They still think they have something to say that we want to listen to. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2584 | Idiots! Now they think they know the thing! | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2585 | A book critic’s occupational hazard. They can’t read us if we just keep walking. | 1.2604 | 0.05969 | 96 | 78 | 11 | 7 |
2586 | Been cancelled, spare a dime? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2587 | Who's the guide here? Your lessons or my life experience? | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
2588 | The real reason why certain books are banned. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2589 | We are here about some... unfinished business | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2590 | we are the collected works of James Joyce for your reading pleasure. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2591 | How did they find out we didn't buy the fourth sequel? | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2592 | My God! How many autobiographies have you published? | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2593 | Heyyy, that's a nice purse you got there lady, and I need a new binding. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2594 | I'm never going to finish Ulysses, am I? | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
2595 | I told you not to take that job critiquing books! | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2596 | Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if Amazon had just stuck to books. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2597 | The librarian said you owe how much ? | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2598 | I told you we should have waited to eat those mushrooms until we left the bookyard. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2599 | Seems everyone's a content expert these days. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2600 | These were the books you said you were going to read over the pandemic | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2601 | it's that old nightmare again about the library and the overdo books | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2602 | Of Monsters and Men | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
2603 | Yeah, well the book jacket blurbs said it was a haunting read. | 1.2598 | 0.04360 | 127 | 97 | 27 | 3 |
2604 | 'It's the new movement.....Book Lives Matter.' | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2605 | I didn't know audiobooks came in hardback." | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2606 | Adopt a Book? | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2607 | So sad, I bet they all used to have homes | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
2608 | We warned them to not try to expand too quickly. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2609 | Is it me, or do all these authors really know what we're thinking? | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2610 | Honey, I don't think this is the reading corner we had in mind | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2611 | It’s ok, keep walking, but whatever you do don’t judge their covers. | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2612 | When books become street smart. | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2613 | I owe a lot of money on some binding contracts. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
2614 | OK, OK.....so I’m a screen dude! | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2615 | We're being judged by the cover of a book | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
2616 | Just don't dog ear them and we'll be fine. | 1.2593 | 0.04627 | 108 | 82 | 24 | 2 |
2617 | See? This is what happens when you get too deep into literature. | 1.2593 | 0.04627 | 108 | 82 | 24 | 2 |
2618 | Not so fun to be judged now, is it? | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2619 | We're lucky. We got to live our lives. Their lives are still in storybook form." | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
2620 | Did YOU read all these haunting stories? | 1.2593 | 0.04436 | 108 | 81 | 26 | 1 |
2621 | We're being attacked by the media! | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
2622 | They did say that they were going to throw the book at us | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
2623 | I told you we're watching too much television. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2624 | I thought the book was called "A FAREWELL to Arms..." | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2625 | They are impossible to keep on the bookshelf. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2626 | Maybe self-publishing wasn't such a good idea! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2627 | And suddenly the books were studying us. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2628 | We need to stop accepting recommendations | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2629 | I'm trying really hard not to judge them by their covers right now. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2630 | We are the Ghosts of B. Dalton, Past. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2631 | Hey Big Reader,speeeeeeeeend a little time with me | 1.2586 | 0.03990 | 116 | 88 | 27 | 1 |
2632 | It's those escaped prisoners from the library! | 1.2586 | 0.04263 | 116 | 87 | 28 | 1 |
2633 | Could this be the revenge of the Classics? | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2634 | Book of the Month Club may be dead, but its ghosts still haunt me! | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
2635 | Whatever you do, don't let on that I work for CliffsNotes. | 1.2584 | 0.04933 | 89 | 67 | 21 | 1 |
2636 | I liked it better when the books were just in nice neat piles. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2637 | No, this does not increase your chances of getting into the book club. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2638 | The authors specialize in bringing characters to life | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2639 | We are the ghosts of unread Christmas presents past. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2640 | They got tired of just lying around on my nightstand | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2641 | I miss the Little Free Libraries. | 1.2581 | 0.05163 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2642 | Read me! Read me! | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
2643 | Why can't Heidegger be fun! | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2644 | It's very difficult to not judge them by their covers. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2645 | These are truly haunting works of fiction! | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2646 | Don’t worry. It’s just the books I had planned to read during the pandemic. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2647 | I tried to unsubscribe but they just got mad. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2648 | I think I prefer it when authors don't make the books come alive. | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
2649 | I'm so glad you are going with me to my very first real Meet&Greet with my Facebook-Friends! | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2650 | Okay, this was not the kind of book club I was expecting. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2651 | Just keep walking, and don't engage with them. They're deceptively captivating. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2652 | Turns out that overdue library book has some powerful friends. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2653 | Careful, Louise. They look checked out. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2654 | when they said "knowledge is power" this is not what I was expecting | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2655 | I can’t help it but I’m judging these books. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2656 | Which version of my life do you want to believe? | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2657 | they're protesting Audio Books | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2658 | So needy! They all want to be our next book club selection. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2659 | Never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I like the Times Square characters better. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2660 | Ah, Jill, the Bible behind us seems disappointed while the Harry Potter series is trying to welcome us with open arms. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2661 | they know about our kindle | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2662 | Who told them we joined Audible? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2663 | Prosetitutes | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2664 | I told you they'd strike back someday. | 1.2577 | 0.04583 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2665 | You can't fool us with that paperback. Now hand over the Kindle miss! | 1.2577 | 0.04698 | 97 | 73 | 23 | 1 |
2666 | You can too tell a book by its cover | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2667 | It's a shame to see them so needy but if you give them any money they want to come home and curl up in bed with you. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2668 | Just how much is our late fine? | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
2669 | That reminds me! I have a lot of overdue library books to return. | 1.2574 | 0.04593 | 101 | 76 | 24 | 1 |
2670 | Yes Dear, I’ve heard that books can be the mirror of your soul. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2671 | Don't worry, this book club is all words and no action. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2672 | Is this what they really mean by nonfiction? | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2673 | Book people! | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
2674 | I told you not to donate so much to the library! | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
2675 | He said, “Book ‘em, Danno. I heard him.” | 1.2571 | 0.04687 | 140 | 112 | 20 | 8 |
2676 | I know bookshops are struggling at the moment, but this is ridiculous" | 1.2571 | 0.04391 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2677 | You aren't coming around anymore and we don't like it. So, just give us your phones and curl up on couch for thirty minutes and no one gets hurt. | 1.2571 | 0.04790 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2678 | Well at least you didn’t marry a walking encyclopedia. | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
2679 | I feel like they’re checking us out | 1.2571 | 0.04694 | 105 | 80 | 23 | 2 |
2680 | How the pages have turned. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
2681 | Another reason to go digital | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
2682 | Just keep walking and maybe we can turn the page on another harrowing experience. | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
2683 | Don't forget the first rule of Book Club ... | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
2684 | Keep walking. It's just the library fine collection squad. | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
2685 | Don't blame us. There's so much you could have done with your English degree. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
2686 | I told you we should have paid that library fine. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
2687 | When did book clubs become so menacing? | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
2688 | It’s Proust, Joyce, Musil and Cervantes .... They’ve got got us surrounded. We’re going to have to read them before our book club finds out we’ve been lying all this time. Wait, where are the Cliff Notes? | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
2689 | Wow! Looks like this place is fully booked already. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2690 | I can't take any more "self-help". There is too much to work on already. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2691 | I told you not to scribble on the cards in the card catalog! | 1.2564 | 0.03868 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
2692 | I told you the late fees would come back to bite us. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2693 | When it said come as a character in a book, this wasn’t what I had in mind. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2694 | Pick me, me, me | 1.2560 | 0.04236 | 125 | 95 | 28 | 2 |
2695 | I knew we should have paid our late fees sooner. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2696 | How can they tell we have Kindle | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2697 | Brother, can you please spare a dime novel | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2698 | Would you describe your relationship with literature as "unusual",or "atypical"? | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2699 | Apparently, they’re lost library books, looking for someone to take them back | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2700 | No thanks. We've enjoyed our year together but we've had our shots and now we're going to an outdoor restaurant. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2701 | The unread magazines make me so much less guilty. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2702 | This is taking 'surround yourself with good books' a bit far. Kind of creepy, actually. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2703 | I told you when we got married, being a book critic could be a nasty business. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2704 | Have you noticed how the books we read stay with us wherever we go. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2705 | That Kindle of yours isn’t going to protect you now! | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2706 | Don't look, but I think that is your high school yearbook. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2707 | I say, we drop these books and run. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2708 | Look away or they’ll learn more about your preferences | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
2709 | This is the video game ‘Fahrenheit 451’ Which book do you want to be? | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2710 | Where do you think you're going? You still have three more books in the series to read. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2711 | I don't know about you but the creative nonfiction is really getting on my nerves. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2712 | Come one step closer and I'll break your spine. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2713 | How can I not judge these books by their covers... | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
2714 | Frankly I'm getting a little tired of all the cross-hatching. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2715 | Let's move...the one moving forward has a moving foreword. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2716 | Maybe we shouldn't have bought it at that combination cannabis dispensary - book store | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2717 | I'm tormented by all of the books I didn't read during quarantine. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2718 | Take me! Take me!!!! | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2719 | Without a doubt, the most annoying Book Group I've ever been in! | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2720 | Join our club and grow a spine. | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2721 | Don't you hate books that try too hard? | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2722 | Mustn't help the bookstoreless. It only encourages them not to shelf-in-place." | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2723 | I thought if books could talk they'd say more than, "Read me." | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2724 | "So some of my library books are overdue, but this is ridiculous." | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2725 | They keep mumbling something about Amazon. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2726 | Unfortunately I made a dumb bet once and now I can't get away from these bookies. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2727 | they said hit the books, but right now it’s looking like the books will hit us. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2728 | I'd like to take one of them home with us but all our shelves are already booked | 1.2551 | 0.04426 | 98 | 73 | 25 | 0 |
2729 | Oh.. these new authors really scare me... | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2730 | Now that we’re vaccinated, everywhere is booked! | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2731 | I can't get a read on these guys, but I'm silently judging them. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2732 | I love the smell of book ink in the morning. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
2733 | Just hoping you'll be published in 50 Shades of Gray. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2734 | Now you download books and keep them in a cloud we are shelfless. | 1.2551 | 0.04985 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2735 | This is exactly why I stopped going to book club. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
2736 | I thought bookish meant something else | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
2737 | Are we in another one |