Contest #751


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751

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I want one that snows.”
  2. “And to think—a year ago we were all stuck inside.”
  3. “Should we get rolling?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-04-11T15:10:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-05-02T15:13:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-04-19T15:15:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 26 & May 3, 2021
Number of captions 7273
Number of responses 789736
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 If you see a fork in the road, avoid it. 1.9676 0.01066 5581 1863 2036 1682
1 If you jump up and down, it starts snowing. 1.9424 0.01145 4996 1787 1710 1499
2 My fish says you get used to it. 1.9007 0.01112 4903 1755 1880 1268
3 It would never work... we move in different circles. 1.8998 0.01062 5529 2028 2027 1474
4 I had to break up with my last boyfriend because he was a prick. 1.8759 0.01150 5280 2210 1515 1555
5 Well it’s clear this is a dream, no one is looking at their phone. 1.8734 0.01131 4905 1888 1750 1267
6 Really regretting that bean burrito right about now. 1.8630 0.01313 3904 1617 1205 1082
7 It's not the vaccine I'm afraid of, it's the needle. 1.8601 0.01285 3695 1421 1370 904
8 And to think, a year ago we were all stuck inside. 1.8463 0.01292 3397 1264 1391 742
9 Remember when this was just a metaphor? 1.8410 0.01159 4414 1714 1688 1012
10 Hey, a bunch of us are doing a Venn Diagram later if you want to join in. 1.8358 0.02161 1413 601 443 369
11 I want one that snows. 1.8346 0.01156 4486 1776 1676 1034
12 The only thing we have to fear is sphere itself. 1.8320 0.01464 3077 1316 962 799
13 Somewhere my hamster is laughing 1.8301 0.01210 4233 1733 1486 1014
14 I sense a little surface tension between us. 1.8293 0.01419 2994 1201 1103 690
15 Never fails that I have to go to the bathroom as soon as I put this on. 1.8175 0.01545 2466 992 932 542
16 Remember when these things contained thoughts? 1.8155 0.01397 3025 1223 1137 665
17 I liked it better when it was just a metaphor 1.8153 0.01564 2436 992 902 542
18 She’s going to have a heck of a time cleaning up after her dog. 1.8105 0.01386 3267 1393 1100 774
19 I almost never lose my keys anymore. 1.8089 0.01251 3501 1357 1456 688
20 Excuse me sir, can I bounce something off you? 1.8029 0.01308 3450 1425 1280 745
21 Maybe it would've been easier to just get the vaccine. 1.8027 0.01599 2250 913 868 469
22 Is yours medical or ideological? 1.8013 0.01335 3408 1440 1205 763
23 I'm looking for a man that thinks outside the bubble. 1.7996 0.01418 2850 1159 1103 588
24 She can walk a dog and you still can't figure out how to hold my hand? 1.7973 0.01860 1776 762 612 402
25 Do you mind if I bounce an idea off you? 1.7901 0.01616 2220 925 836 459
26 I miss physical contact. And high heels. 1.7861 0.01550 2468 1052 892 524
27 My goldfish cracks up when I walk in the door. 1.7852 0.01580 2454 1071 839 544
28 You’re great and all, but we just travel in different circles. 1.7851 0.01531 2429 1008 935 486
29 Remember how silly we looked when we all had to wear masks? 1.7848 0.01506 2416 978 980 458
30 When they said "Soon you won't have to wear a mask" somehow this isn't what I imagined... 1.7839 0.01681 2018 840 774 404
31 Your bubble or mine? 1.7838 0.01654 2271 1004 754 513
32 The upside is I've quit smoking... 1.7829 0.01645 2041 833 818 390
33 It’s fine until they add the snowflakes. 1.7818 0.01643 2287 1010 766 511
34 I can't get the virus and I'm saving on birth control too. 1.7805 0.01629 2219 950 806 463
35 I believe in complete transparency. 1.7776 0.01638 2131 899 807 425
36 Well, gotta roll. 1.7771 0.01640 2100 879 810 411
37 I liked this better as a metaphor. 1.7769 0.01675 2084 893 763 428
38 Mind if I pop in? 1.7767 0.01688 2002 844 761 397
39 I’d love to chat but I’ve got to get rolling. 1.7726 0.01694 1926 801 762 363
40 It was great bumping into you. 1.7718 0.01708 1902 794 748 360
41 I can't wait for winter to get here so I can wear my snow globe. 1.7701 0.01781 1853 806 667 380
42 You and I have always travelled in different circles. 1.7689 0.01736 1813 753 726 334
43 I'd invite you in, but I'd hate to burst your bubble. 1.7680 0.01823 1802 797 626 379
44 It was nice bumping into you! 1.7630 0.01801 1650 683 675 292
45 My sphere of influence isn't what it used to be 1.7596 0.01883 1556 661 608 287
46 Did you know the CDC now recommends double-bubbling? 1.7564 0.01936 1482 636 571 275
47 It's actually bigger than my apartment. 1.7550 0.01984 1453 637 535 281
48 There! And you said we couldn't get a dog! 1.7537 0.01954 1425 606 564 255
49 I’m really regretting that burrito now... 1.7527 0.02141 1415 677 411 327
50 It's all fun and games until I get to the stairs. 1.7515 0.01973 1372 579 555 238
51 Remember complaining about masks? 1.7465 0.02135 1274 572 453 249
52 Perhaps we shouldn’t have complained so much about the masks. 1.7457 0.02121 1270 565 463 242
53 I thought my sphere of influence was larger. 1.7386 0.02224 1140 509 420 211
54 I know you can hear me. 1.7351 0.02250 1087 481 413 193
55 These days it takes balls to leave the house 1.7347 0.02328 1127 533 360 234
56 We move in different circles now Barry 1.7346 0.02328 1085 501 371 213
57 I don’t love it, but I’m rolling with it. 1.7340 0.02190 1075 458 445 172
58 I’m just happy to be out of my cubicle. 1.7314 0.02327 1035 466 381 188
59 Actually, now they’re saying you should really be using 2 bubbles. 1.7305 0.02428 1028 487 331 210
60 Should we get rolling? 1.7287 0.02360 999 450 370 179
61 I find that avoiding beans and legumes helps. 1.7282 0.02407 997 460 348 189
62 Roger, stop pretending that you don’t hear me. 1.7200 0.02444 900 403 346 151
63 It's great until you get to a hill. 1.7199 0.02438 896 399 349 148
64 My hamster taught me the basics. 1.7196 0.02541 895 419 308 168
65 You wouldn't distance. You wouldn't wear a mask. You wouldn't get vaccinated. What did you expect? 1.7186 0.02576 885 419 296 170
66 Don’t pretend you can’t hear me, Stanley. 1.7179 0.02603 872 415 288 169
67 Guess who I bumped into the other day" 1.7163 0.02536 846 384 318 144
68 ...I SAID, ISN'T GREAT TO FINALLY GET TO GO OUTSIDE!! 1.7143 0.02520 833 373 325 135
69 You should have thought about that before you left the house. 1.7141 0.02673 836 403 269 164
70 I liked it better when they were metaphorical. 1.7134 0.02558 827 376 312 139
71 Avoid the new neighbor, he's a prick 1.7131 0.02776 826 415 233 178
72 WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN MUCH EASIER JUST TO GET THE VACCINE? 1.7123 0.02711 796 380 265 151
73 I feel like we're just walking in circles 1.7118 0.02738 805 392 253 160
74 Pollen, COVID, or general disdain for mankind? 1.7086 0.02721 779 371 264 144
75 Pro tip: don’t fart. 1.7086 0.02805 779 385 236 158
76 Don’t be a prick. 1.7083 0.02828 785 394 226 165
77 You and I, we move in different circles. 1.7059 0.02702 765 359 272 134
78 Once you get through the turnstiles in the subway, the rest is easy 1.7053 0.02600 750 333 305 112
79 I’m hoping we don’t see another spike. 1.7027 0.02777 730 346 255 129
80 I knew there was a catch when they lifted the mask mandates. 1.7018 0.02723 721 332 272 117
81 Mine keeps fogging up. 1.7008 0.02756 722 338 262 122
82 It's honestly easier than having to wash my hands all the time. 1.7004 0.02726 711 326 272 113
83 To be honest, I would have preferred a vaccine. 1.7003 0.02870 704 341 233 130
84 In hindsight, I wish I had just gotten the vaccine. 1.7000 0.02794 710 335 253 122
85 It's great until the wind blows. 1.6996 0.02809 699 329 251 119
86 My grandma says that when she was a kid people wore masks. 1.6990 0.02821 691 325 249 117
87 I’m scared of Pop Culture. 1.6963 0.02938 675 330 220 125
88 When I said I wanted you to bring protection I think you misunderstood me! 1.6951 0.02877 669 318 237 114
89 This is nothing compared to the glass ceiling I had to break! 1.6935 0.02890 659 313 235 111
90 At least when I wore a mask, I could go without make-up ! 1.6924 0.02851 647 300 246 101
91 A group in bubbles of more than two is a called a “foam”. 1.6920 0.03066 646 326 193 127
92 Gerbils make it seem so fun... 1.6903 0.02944 636 304 225 107
93 In hindsight, the mask mandates may not have been that bad. 1.6879 0.02941 612 287 229 96
94 I like them except when I have to go downhill. 1.6864 0.02945 609 286 228 95
95 I'm curious how she goes about cleaning up after the dog. 1.6824 0.03100 592 292 196 104
96 This is just fine unless you're walking downhill. 1.6801 0.03136 569 279 193 97
97 How can I think outside the box when I am inside the bubble? 1.6796 0.03203 565 283 180 102
98 I had to get rid of my cactus 1.6796 0.03144 565 277 192 96
99 Now I know what it feels like to be a Conservative. 1.6785 0.03311 563 293 158 112
100 Wearing a mask was such an infringement of my personal liberty. 1.6782 0.03286 550 280 167 103
101 Remember when living in a bubble was just an analogy? 1.6779 0.03057 562 267 209 86
102 Do you ever feel like we're just going around in circles? 1.6758 0.03246 546 274 175 97
103 You should have thought of that before you left home. 1.6758 0.03141 546 264 195 87
104 Then don't order the bean burritos. 1.6754 0.03369 536 278 154 104
105 Crossing the street's okay, but those revolving doors will get you every time. 1.6741 0.03271 537 270 172 95
106 You're in your own little world, aren't you? 1.6723 0.03151 528 253 195 80
107 I'm waiting to see what happens when the dog has to pee. 1.6712 0.03313 514 257 169 88
108 Why don't you pop over to my place? 1.6705 0.03144 525 251 196 78
109 Bet the mask doesn’t seem so bad now, does it Bob. 1.6693 0.03213 511 247 186 78
110 Oh, hey. I didn’t recognize you without your mask. 1.6686 0.03294 516 258 171 87
111 I hate to burst your bubble but goatees went out in 2015. 1.6680 0.03367 500 252 162 86
112 Yeah, they get the job done. But I swear, if one more person says "I hate to burst your bubble" I'm gonna lose it! 1.6680 0.03271 500 244 178 78
113 Nobody knows the bubble I’ve seen 1.6680 0.03267 503 246 178 79
114 You ever wonder how she got that leash through BOTH bubbles? ... never mind, you can’t hear me anyway 1.6673 0.03402 496 252 157 87
115 Look at the bright side....Trump isn’t President 1.6673 0.03491 499 262 141 96
116 Maybe the mask wasn't so inconvenient after all! 1.6660 0.03241 494 238 183 73
117 So yours didn't come with snow either. 1.6660 0.03509 494 260 139 95
118 I told my therapist that I was feeling a bit deflated. She said it’s likely because of all the outside pressure... 1.6640 0.03470 497 260 144 93
119 This is how I roll. 1.6632 0.03391 481 241 161 79
120 Seriously, does this make me look fat? 1.6632 0.03391 481 241 161 79
121 Alright, I gotta bounce. 1.6624 0.03470 474 242 150 82
122 I can’t figure out how her leash works. It’s driving me crazy. 1.6619 0.03469 485 251 147 87
123 "Unfortunately, they totally fog up after six minutes of walking. 1.6617 0.03349 470 230 169 71
124 These were much easier to roll out than a vaccine. 1.6593 0.03396 455 223 164 68
125 This is nothing. Remember the housing bubble? 1.6588 0.03482 466 238 149 79
126 Sure, that’s a date. My bubble or yours? 1.6587 0.03353 460 224 169 67
127 I miss the freedom of masks. 1.6587 0.03519 460 236 145 79
128 I’m seriously thinking about just getting the vaccine. 1.6586 0.03469 457 230 153 74
129 The anti-bubblers are going to ruin it for everyone 1.6565 0.03341 460 224 170 66
130 No, not hugging. What I miss most is running with scissors. 1.6557 0.03614 456 241 131 84
131 This is the way the world ends...not with a bang, but a "pop". 1.6555 0.03476 447 224 153 70
132 I'm traveling in different circles these days. 1.6555 0.03476 447 224 153 70
133 ...and the best part? Now that my personal boundaries are intact, I no longer need to pay for a therapist. 1.6546 0.03443 443 219 158 66
134 If you have no plans, wanna pop over? 1.6520 0.03537 431 217 147 67
135 Not quite what I had in mind when I said we'd be breaking out the bubbly in 2021. 1.6519 0.03554 451 234 140 77
136 Still better than Zoom. 1.6519 0.03556 428 216 145 67
137 It's not the heat that gets you, it's the humidity. 1.6512 0.03419 430 209 162 59
138 You're right, the chili was a bad idea 1.6511 0.03788 427 231 114 82
139 There's nothing to fear but sphere itself 1.6501 0.03653 423 219 133 71
140 Careful, there’s some broken glass on 7th. 1.6492 0.03635 419 215 136 68
141 I hate to burst your bubble, but I sense a lot of surface tension between us. 1.6487 0.03581 427 218 141 68
142 So this is what it's like to be white. 1.6473 0.03812 414 223 114 77
143 Takes the guess work out of six feet apart, eh? 1.6449 0.03561 414 208 145 61
144 One little prick can change your whole life. 1.6446 0.03750 408 215 123 70
145 Looking back, masks weren't so bad after all" 1.6436 0.03631 404 205 138 61
146 Would you like to double-bubble? 1.6433 0.03440 443 223 155 65
147 We should have ordered a double bubble. 1.6403 0.03463 417 206 155 56
148 All he does is brag about how big his bubble is. 1.6400 0.03618 425 222 134 69
149 My grandparents said that some guy named Lawrence Welk would have loved this 1.6397 0.03933 383 207 107 69
150 I wish I got mine tinted 1.6397 0.03681 383 193 135 55
151 I'm starting to think masks weren't such a bad idea. 1.6396 0.03672 394 201 134 59
152 They say we should double bubble, but that sounds like a lot of toil and trouble. 1.6387 0.03985 393 219 97 77
153 I said.....IS YOURS SOUNDPROOF TOO?? 1.6382 0.03726 387 199 129 59
154 Well, you said the real estate bubble was my imagination too. 1.6378 0.03898 381 204 111 66
155 I'm waiting for strong winds. I'm too tired to walk." 1.6364 0.03754 374 191 128 55
156 I was just coming out of my shell, and then this! 1.6356 0.03758 376 193 127 56
157 Hi, what’s your circumference? 1.6352 0.03719 381 195 130 56
158 Maybe the hamster was not having as much fun as we thought he was? 1.6352 0.03756 381 197 126 58
159 When do you think we can go back to wearing masks? 1.6351 0.03786 370 190 125 55
160 Excuse me Sir, How do you break the surface tension with strangers? 1.6341 0.03795 369 190 124 55
161 At least we’re outside. 1.6341 0.03596 369 180 144 45
162 Sorry, I don’t roll that way 1.6336 0.03923 363 192 112 59
163 Sorry to hear about your Pop. 1.6336 0.03962 363 194 108 61
164 I just wanted to buy a face shield but he said "go big or go home." 1.6333 0.03539 409 207 145 57
165 Let’s roll. 1.6329 0.03926 365 194 111 60
166 I guess this was easier than free healthcare 1.6319 0.03799 364 187 124 53
167 Ironically, my hamster's still working from home. 1.6316 0.03923 361 191 112 58
168 and they wonder why the birthrate is dropping 1.6288 0.03668 396 206 131 59
169 It’s really great until you fart. 1.6282 0.04173 347 193 90 64
170 I miss my cubicle. 1.6271 0.03656 362 180 137 45
171 Just roll with it! 1.6250 0.03673 368 186 134 48
172 The problem for me has been stairs. 1.6247 0.03777 365 189 124 52
173 No, I think burritos for lunch would be a bad idea. 1.6239 0.04072 343 186 100 57
174 The hamsters figured it out years ago. 1.6236 0.03900 348 182 115 51
175 Hey, why don’t you pop in. 1.6220 0.03875 336 172 119 45
176 Just don't sneeze. 1.6220 0.03775 373 196 122 55
177 Is that lipstick on your bubble, George? 1.6220 0.04018 328 172 108 48
178 At this point I’m HOPING to lose my sense of smell. 1.6205 0.04116 332 180 98 54
179 On the bright side, I quit smoking. 1.6198 0.03618 384 197 136 51
180 I used to hate it, but now I feel naked when I forget to put it on. 1.6196 0.03920 326 167 116 43
181 I miss wearing stiletto heels. 1.6189 0.03903 328 168 117 43
182 I wish I had gotten one with a seat. 1.6184 0.03645 359 180 136 43
183 On the up side, we'll be ready for sea level rise, too. 1.6176 0.04205 319 174 93 52
184 I just want to see how she scoops up after him. 1.6171 0.04284 316 175 87 54
185 Are you ready to roll. 1.6167 0.03741 347 176 128 43
186 I think this 'personal space' business is over-inflated. 1.6164 0.04145 318 171 98 49
187 You're on mute. 1.6156 0.03956 320 165 113 42
188 Nice bumping into you. 1.6141 0.04095 311 164 103 44
189 How does she pick up his poop? 1.6141 0.04293 311 172 87 52
190 Amazon. Where did you get yours? 1.6134 0.04000 313 162 110 41
191 Only an introvert could’ve invented this. 1.6118 0.03916 340 180 112 48
192 So glad everything's back to normal. 1.6117 0.04169 309 166 97 46
193 We could’ve all just worn masks... 1.6109 0.04022 311 162 108 41
194 I've never felt safer on a first date. 1.6106 0.04182 303 162 97 44
195 I've finally found a place I can afford in the city! 1.6100 0.04215 300 161 95 44
196 I'll burst yours, if you'll burst mine 1.6097 0.04110 310 165 101 44
197 Such a relief to have everything back to normal! 1.6088 0.04310 294 160 89 45
198 It's all good, unless you happen to break wind. 1.6086 0.04326 304 169 85 50
199 I like the way you roll 1.6076 0.03976 316 165 110 41
200 Wonder what happens when the dog goes by a fire hydrant. 1.6074 0.04239 298 161 93 44
201 You need to learn to think outside the bubble. 1.6073 0.04132 303 161 100 42
202 What if it turns out you CAN be too careful? 1.6068 0.04136 295 155 101 39
203 Can I pop in for a second? 1.6059 0.04013 307 160 108 39
204 Remember when we used to complain about having to wear masks? 1.6058 0.04265 312 174 87 51
205 Dang it, I left my purse in my other bubble. 1.6033 0.03891 300 151 117 32
206 Sometimes I feel my life is a soap opera. 1.6027 0.04392 292 163 82 47
207 You know what I miss? Pop culture. 1.6026 0.04292 312 176 84 52
208 And yes —you still need to wear a condom... 1.6022 0.04410 279 153 84 42
209 We have nothing to sphere but sphere itself. 1.6020 0.04431 304 175 75 54
210 It's better than a mask as long as you don't fart. 1.6006 0.04086 318 173 99 46
211 I don't know, I kind of miss the mask... 1.5993 0.04257 277 147 94 36
212 I never thought I'd say this but I miss the masks. 1.5987 0.04155 299 161 97 41
213 Is that a new iBubble 6? 1.5986 0.04352 284 156 86 42
214 First it was the glass ceiling 1.5973 0.04112 298 159 100 39
215 Personally, I preferred masks 1.5957 0.03935 324 173 109 42
216 Don't you think the right pair of heels would really make this outfit pop? 1.5951 0.04468 284 161 77 46
217 I'm definitely not running with scissors. 1.5950 0.04474 279 157 78 44
218 A period of rapid deflation would be really bad now. 1.5943 0.04333 281 154 87 40
219 Does my bubble make my butt look bigger? 1.5941 0.04457 271 150 81 40
220 You still think masks are a violation of your constitutional rights? 1.5929 0.04548 280 161 72 47
221 I feel like our marriage has never been better 1.5919 0.04259 272 145 93 34
222 I'm guessing there won't be many babies born in 9 months... 1.5918 0.04384 267 145 86 36
223 Mine is soap. Yours? 1.5918 0.04287 267 142 92 33
224 Oh John? He’s an Anti-bubbler. I left him at home. 1.5914 0.04308 257 135 92 30
225 Are you old enough to remember masks? 1.5897 0.04555 273 156 73 44
226 Everyone is so self contained lately... 1.5897 0.04280 273 147 91 35
227 The other day I bumped into an old friend and she went rolling for 5 blocks. 1.5884 0.04353 294 167 81 46
228 Why don't you pop in sometime 1.5884 0.04077 294 157 101 36
229 I still haven't mastered hills. 1.5880 0.04580 250 138 77 35
230 That's why I gave up beans. 1.5878 0.04451 262 144 82 36
231 Your personal space or mine? 1.5861 0.04346 273 150 86 37
232 Masks were so 2021 1.5857 0.04381 280 157 82 41
233 It's nice that we can finally be outside. 1.5854 0.04005 287 150 106 31
234 Living at the height of Cubism would have been a bitch. 1.5846 0.04265 272 147 91 34
235 Care to join me in a double bubble? 1.5836 0.04236 269 144 93 32
236 the thing is , I live up hill... 1.5836 0.04370 281 158 82 41
237 I prefer the old-fashioned contact lenses. 1.5833 0.04491 276 158 75 43
238 I miss my high heels. 1.5830 0.04324 259 139 89 31
239 Well, at least we're outside. 1.5827 0.04227 278 151 92 35
240 I have to stay away from refried beans 1.5821 0.04657 268 157 66 45
241 Sweet thought but my bubble's been burst too many times. 1.5821 0.04410 268 149 82 37
242 Awaiting the global pindemic 1.5821 0.04282 268 145 90 33
243 Covid? Are you crazy. I got this for the Jewwish space lasers. 1.5820 0.04951 244 145 56 43
244 Actually, wearing a mask was easier 1.5815 0.04193 270 144 95 31
245 How is that leash even possible? 1.5802 0.04457 262 146 80 36
246 I regret eating that bean burrito. 1.5800 0.04891 250 149 57 44
247 My other bubble is a Lexus. 1.5798 0.04656 257 148 69 40
248 I can't believe we used to complain about the masks. 1.5795 0.04559 264 151 73 40
249 Bubbles: because putting a mask over your nose was too difficult 1.5789 0.04467 285 166 73 46
250 My other bubble is a Ferrari. 1.5787 0.04579 235 128 78 29
251 I thought dogs couldn't get it? 1.5787 0.04735 235 132 70 33
252 I really only mind when I have to go to the bathroom. 1.5772 0.04456 272 155 77 40
253 This is so much better than a Zoom date. 1.5768 0.04533 241 132 79 30
254 Look at us! February 2024 and we're almost back to normal! 1.5766 0.04652 248 141 71 36
255 Every time someone tries to get close to me, I seem to push them away. 1.5765 0.04415 255 140 83 32
256 Just because you're in a bubble, doesn't mean you can't hear me. 1.5751 0.04571 233 127 78 28
257 Mind giving me a push. 1.5750 0.04300 280 157 85 38
258 I can't talk now; I'm on a roll. 1.5749 0.04219 287 160 89 38
259 We probably should have given in on the mask thing back in 2020. 1.5748 0.04287 254 136 90 28
260 I’m so glad I quit smoking last year. 1.5748 0.04534 254 143 76 35
261 These will also protect us if Dr. Fauci decides to throw a baseball again this year. 1.5746 0.04769 228 128 69 31
262 I'm just rolling with it. 1.5745 0.04542 235 128 79 28
263 At least we don’t have to worry about allergy season anymore 1.5702 0.04464 235 127 82 26
264 I kind of miss the world before Fauci Globes. 1.5702 0.04932 228 133 60 35
265 Sorry, I gotta bounce. 1.5688 0.04246 269 148 89 32
266 We have reached herd balloonity 1.5677 0.04445 266 152 77 37
267 Once you’re vaccinated, I can’t wait to burst your bubble! 1.5675 0.04531 252 143 75 34
268 And it's done wonders for my marriage. 1.5673 0.04483 245 136 79 30
269 Bathrooms are a challenge. 1.5665 0.04183 263 142 93 28
270 But how does she pick up after the little dog? 1.5665 0.04774 233 134 66 33
271 I wish I could afford helium . 1.5664 0.04641 226 125 74 27
272 On the other hand, you don't need an umbrella. 1.5658 0.04610 228 126 75 27
273 Young man, could you please roll me across the street? 1.5649 0.04400 262 148 80 34
274 I can’t wait to wear my heels again 1.5649 0.04400 262 148 80 34
275 Do you want to get rolling? 1.5645 0.04588 248 142 72 34
276 Want to venn some time together? 1.5642 0.04633 257 151 67 39
277 I read that thereʻs been an uptick in immaculate conceptions this week. 1.5640 0.05070 211 123 57 31
278 My hamster said karma's a bitch. 1.5628 0.04813 247 148 59 40
279 On second thought, maybe we should just go back to masks. 1.5625 0.04631 224 124 74 26
280 Have you tried helium? 1.5625 0.04594 240 136 73 31
281 Maybe we should just get vaccinated. 1.5605 0.04734 223 126 69 28
282 Did you say you have an acupuncture appointment? 1.5590 0.04723 229 131 68 30
283 If I had known you were coming we could’ve taken one bubble. 1.5586 0.04751 222 126 68 28
284 Tell me the truth, does this bubble make me look fat? 1.5584 0.04771 231 134 65 32
285 All my life I wanted to be in a film. This isn't what I had in mind. 1.5579 0.04679 242 141 67 34
286 If I see another idiot walking around with their nose sticking out of their bubble, I'm going to lose it! 1.5570 0.04616 228 128 73 27
287 Feel free to pop in anytime. 1.5567 0.04841 203 113 67 23
288 Watch out for the hairpin turns. 1.5564 0.04470 257 148 75 34
289 Do we go to your bubble or mine. 1.5561 0.04806 205 114 68 23
290 I’m thinking of giving up smoking. 1.5561 0.04796 214 121 67 26
291 I am so glad we live in a town that refuses to wear those silly masks. 1.5561 0.04736 223 127 68 28
292 No Venn Diagram until the 7th date. 1.5546 0.04962 229 138 55 36
293 I’m thinking of getting mine tinted. 1.5542 0.04362 249 139 82 28
294 On the other hand it could blow up in our faces 1.5542 0.04711 240 141 65 34
295 Some day a nice young woman may come along and burst your bubble. 1.5535 0.04688 215 120 71 24
296 I know hindsight is 20/20, but looking back on it, maybe we all should've just stopped whining and taken the vaccine. 1.5531 0.04773 226 131 65 30
297 Masks were easier 1.5529 0.04429 255 146 77 32
298 I expected more snowflakes 1.5529 0.05087 208 123 55 30
299 This time Fauci has gone too far. 1.5516 0.04906 223 132 59 32
300 This still doesn’t solve the haircut issue 1.5507 0.05061 207 122 56 29
301 Fauci got the idea from his hamster. 1.5504 0.04668 238 139 67 32
302 oh I guess now EVERYONE is a Glinda. 1.5502 0.04931 209 121 61 27
303 How is that woman going to clean up after her dog? 1.5500 0.04788 220 127 65 28
304 It's not the bubble I mind - it's the Windex bill. 1.5495 0.05061 202 118 57 27
305 I have a dressier one filled with glitter. 1.5487 0.04885 195 109 65 21
306 I had to get rid of all my cactus plants. 1.5487 0.04692 226 130 68 28
307 What’s best about it is when you’re part of a Venn diagram. 1.5482 0.04955 197 112 62 23
308 Interested in being concentric? 1.5482 0.05058 197 114 58 25
309 It’s okay...until it gets windy. 1.5481 0.04808 208 118 66 24
310 I'm happy we've gone from masquerading to complete transparency. 1.5476 0.04529 210 114 77 19
311 Sure, call me. I'll be around. 1.5467 0.04846 214 124 63 27
312 Why? Because people wouldn’t listen to Dr. Fauci. That’s why. 1.5459 0.04729 229 134 65 30
313 As long as you don’t eat beans it’s not that bad 1.5450 0.04926 222 133 57 32
314 In my day, Americans only dealt with racial tension - now I gotta worry about surface tension? 1.5450 0.05079 211 127 53 31
315 Oh nice, I’m driving the Pfizer model. 1.5450 0.04852 211 122 63 26
316 Now that we are both vaccinated, I would like to invite you into my bubble. 1.5442 0.04736 226 132 65 29
317 You should pop over some time. 1.5442 0.04567 226 128 73 25
318 I miss masks 1.5442 0.04646 215 121 71 23
319 I can’t wait to start socializing with people outside my bubble. 1.5430 0.05004 186 105 61 20
320 Your profile said you wanted a bubbly girlfriend! 1.5426 0.04992 223 136 53 34
321 You figured out how to shower yet? 1.5426 0.05189 188 110 54 24
322 Amazon. $12.95 with free shipping. You? 1.5423 0.04884 201 115 63 23
323 Ok, now I understand the greenhouse effect. 1.5417 0.05108 192 112 56 24
324 will I ever be able to wear my pointy shoes again? 1.5412 0.04685 194 106 71 17
325 I guess the anti-maskers have won. 1.5404 0.04398 235 132 79 24
326 It really feels like spring when snow globe season ends. 1.5401 0.05374 187 113 47 27
327 Ah, the new normal! It’s nice to get out and socialize without a mask, isnt it? 1.5401 0.05043 187 107 59 21
328 Passports would have been so much easier. 1.5399 0.04866 213 125 61 27
329 Had to declaw my cat. 1.5396 0.04967 202 118 59 25
330 This is so much nicer when it rains. 1.5395 0.04366 228 126 81 21
331 I gotta bounce. 1.5388 0.04896 219 131 58 30
332 Do you want to pop in later for a drink? 1.5374 0.04555 227 130 72 25
333 Doorways are a challenge, but at least we got rid of the masks! 1.5374 0.04758 214 124 65 25
334 Ok, this time Fauci's really gone overboard. 1.5374 0.04895 214 127 59 28
335 And you thought the masks were bad. 1.5373 0.04365 255 148 77 30
336 It's great, except for the subway, museums, theaters, and restaurants. 1.5365 0.04947 192 110 61 21
337 It feels like we're just going in circles. 1.5362 0.04632 207 116 71 20
338 Does this bubble make me look fat? 1.5351 0.05311 185 111 49 25
339 I hate to burst your bubble but I don’t think this is really going to work 1.5342 0.04678 219 127 67 25
340 Well rounded used to mean something else. 1.5341 0.05216 176 102 54 20
341 These used to just be a figure of speech. 1.5337 0.05294 178 105 51 22
342 I love this! The masks were so restrictive. 1.5333 0.05190 180 105 54 21
343 I don’t care where we walk, as long as it’s downhill. 1.5319 0.04794 188 105 66 17
344 Pop by when you are fully vaccinated" 1.5304 0.05170 181 106 54 21
345 ... it also helps with allergies and pick-pockets. 1.5303 0.05046 198 118 55 25
346 I hope people who wanted the mask mandates lifted are happy now. 1.5303 0.05046 198 118 55 25
347 I am reeeeeealy regretting that lunch of beans and cabbage. 1.5302 0.04790 215 127 62 26
348 I want my mask back. 1.5301 0.05128 183 107 55 21
349 Looks like we’ve finally grown some balls. 1.5300 0.05061 217 135 49 33
350 What I still don't get is why everyone's sphere of influence is the same size. 1.5297 0.04970 185 106 60 19
351 You know we're just going around in circles, right? 1.5297 0.05201 185 110 52 23
352 If I’m not ready to share an apartment, I’m not ready to share a bubble. 1.5297 0.04503 202 111 75 16
353 Do you lease or own? 1.5297 0.04768 202 116 65 21
354 It's important to remember that we're all going through this separately. 1.5294 0.04785 204 118 64 22
355 Do we still have to wash our hands? 1.5288 0.04913 191 110 61 20
356 Isn't it great not having to wear masks anymore? 1.5287 0.05134 174 100 56 18
357 Is that a N95 bubble? 1.5285 0.05145 193 116 52 25
358 Sure, until you have to go to the bathroom! 1.5276 0.04926 199 117 59 23
359 If I could turn it opaque when I saw someone I wanted to avoid, it'd be perfect! 1.5274 0.04734 201 115 66 20
360 Would you like to be a double bubble? 1.5274 0.04940 201 119 58 24
361 This is actually more comfortable than my cube. 1.5269 0.04866 167 91 64 12
362 I think you have your microphone muted. 1.5269 0.05558 167 101 44 22
363 This works as long as there's no wind." 1.5269 0.04833 186 105 64 17
364 So 2022 did get weirder. 1.5257 0.04918 175 98 62 15
365 Remember when just a mask was enough? 1.5253 0.05047 198 119 54 25
366 How is it that hamsters have so much fun in these things? 1.5253 0.04787 198 114 64 20
367 I can’t decide whether to go out for a roll or a stroll. 1.5249 0.05231 181 108 51 22
368 Out for an evening roll? 1.5245 0.05080 204 125 51 28
369 Nice to finally get out for a breath of fresh air. 1.5240 0.05006 208 127 53 28
370 I feel like we're walking in circles! 1.5231 0.05209 195 120 48 27
371 Honestly, I think Fauci might have been messing with us on this latest public health recommendation. 1.5220 0.05092 182 107 55 20
372 I shouldn't have eaten beans at lunch. 1.5220 0.05293 205 131 41 33
373 Haven't missed the stilettos one bit! 1.5217 0.04991 161 89 60 12
374 I've heard that contraception sales are down. 1.5215 0.04894 186 107 61 18
375 It sure beats a mask, but it's hell on the subway. 1.5212 0.05271 165 96 52 17
376 ... and I’ve never had safer sex! 1.5211 0.04686 213 125 65 23
377 I don't miss the snow. 1.5200 0.05305 175 105 49 21
378 Yeah, safer, but the hills are murder! 1.5198 0.04945 177 101 60 16
379 I'm saving a bundle on hand sanitizer. 1.5196 0.05276 179 108 49 22
380 It's so freeing to not wear a mask. 1.5193 0.05113 181 107 54 20
381 Want to burst our bubbles ? 1.5183 0.05026 191 114 55 22
382 I feel so transparent 1.5183 0.05503 164 99 45 20
383 Wait 'til the wind blows! 1.5179 0.04842 195 114 61 20
384 I blame Lawrence Welk. 1.5176 0.05673 170 107 38 25
385 I just feel like we aren't as close as we used to be. 1.5172 0.05072 174 101 56 17
386 I don't share bubbles until the third date. 1.5167 0.05371 180 111 45 24
387 And, what's in your sphere of influence? 1.5163 0.05169 184 111 51 22
388 No. This is the anti social bubble. The social bubbles are larger. 1.5161 0.05519 155 92 46 17
389 I guess I'm no longer in your "sphere of influence"? 1.5161 0.04714 186 105 66 15
390 Before Covid I could never do cartwheels. 1.5160 0.05030 188 112 55 21
391 Maybe masks weren't such an inconvenience after all! 1.5157 0.05490 159 95 46 18
392 I feel much safer now, except when I go through revolving doors. 1.5156 0.05062 192 116 53 23
393 Am I the only one who preferred the mask?" 1.5150 0.05295 167 99 50 18
394 At least she doesn't have to pick up after her dog!" 1.5148 0.05181 169 99 53 17
395 Mark my words - that dog bubble will be a mess. 1.5145 0.05351 173 105 47 21
396 I grant that we're safer, but pinto beans are no longer on my menu! 1.5137 0.05073 183 109 54 20
397 Venn do you vant to get together. 1.5128 0.05160 195 121 48 26
398 This is still better than 2020. 1.5123 0.05198 162 94 53 15
399 Mine has blue light blocking and anti UV! 1.5109 0.04934 184 108 58 18
400 Actually, I'd love to burst your bubble. 1.5098 0.05130 204 129 46 29
401 No! I do not merge bubbles on the first date. 1.5092 0.05176 163 95 53 15
402 Mine is $1200/month with utilities, but I hear they’re up to $2k in the village! 1.5091 0.05273 165 98 50 17
403 I hope what I have to say won't burst your bubble. 1.5085 0.05261 177 108 48 21
404 All those years of observing my pet hamster are finally paying off. 1.5084 0.05218 179 109 49 21
405 I'd like to expand my bubble. 1.5082 0.04769 183 105 63 15
406 I'd really like to grab a coffee but I've only got 15 minutes of air left. 1.5082 0.05074 183 110 53 20
407 I thought the first housing bubble was bad 1.5078 0.05096 193 119 50 24
408 I’m starting to think you cannot hear me at all. 1.5077 0.04788 195 115 61 19
409 I hear that next they're going to install those cute little wheels for us to run on 1.5063 0.05443 158 95 46 17
410 No, I do not want to join you in a Venn Diagram. 1.5063 0.05746 160 101 37 22
411 At least this spares us the awkward first date goodbye. 1.5062 0.05416 162 98 46 18
412 Mars isn’t so much different than 2020 Earth, huh? 1.5061 0.05367 164 99 47 18
413 Masks seem so quaint now. 1.5060 0.05600 168 106 39 23
414 I hear they're calling for snow. 1.5059 0.05023 170 99 56 15
415 Well my friend told me that they say you’re supposed to wear two bubbles now 1.5058 0.05116 172 102 53 17
416 And I though the housing bubble was bad. 1.5057 0.04901 176 102 59 15
417 So ... your bubble or mine? 1.5056 0.05179 178 108 50 20
418 Did you hear a pop? 1.5054 0.05054 184 111 53 20
419 I’m looking to upgrade to a two person bubble 1.5033 0.05650 153 94 41 18
420 Now I truly understand the meaning of literal and figurative. 1.5031 0.05491 159 97 44 18
421 On the bright side, I won't miss stepping in dog poop. 1.5031 0.05028 163 94 56 13
422 Do you ever feel like you're walking in circles?" 1.5030 0.05412 165 101 45 19
423 I SAID, "WHAT A GREAT INVENTION FOR INTROVERTS!" ... oh, ok, I'll leave you alone. 1.5030 0.05044 169 99 55 15
424 And when the dog poops in the bubble, then what? 1.5030 0.05700 169 109 35 25
425 So 2021 is the year of the Hamster? 1.5026 0.05083 191 118 50 23
426 I haven't had a cold in over a year. 1.5026 0.04804 191 113 60 18
427 You have to think outside the bubble. 1.5000 0.05293 170 104 47 19
428 Wanna double bubble? 1.5000 0.05212 182 113 47 22
429 I visit my Mom, but try to avoid my Pop. 1.5000 0.05788 156 99 36 21
430 Just remember, Dad needs it back by six. 1.5000 0.05771 146 90 39 17
431 You refused the vaccine too? 1.5000 0.05806 142 87 39 16
432 We should have just gone with the vaccine. 1.5000 0.05183 172 104 50 18
433 I was hoping to bump into you! 1.5000 0.05066 168 99 54 15
434 Be careful...there is a porcupine on 6th Street 1.5000 0.05501 172 109 40 23
435 Oh god, it's Donna. Maybe she can't see me through the glare... 1.5000 0.04589 170 94 67 9
436 It does take the edge off things! 1.4966 0.05577 147 89 43 15
437 Remember when living in a bubble was a bad thing? 1.4947 0.04879 190 115 56 19
438 Now we’re protected against germs as well as ideas 1.4946 0.05112 184 114 49 21
439 What about my sphere of influence? 1.4943 0.05032 176 106 53 17
440 Change is hard. You just have to roll with it. 1.4943 0.04735 174 100 62 12
441 Does yours have the holidays snow-globe option? 1.4940 0.05250 166 101 48 17
442 I'll see you around. 1.4938 0.04895 162 93 58 11
443 I'd love too! My bubble or yours? 1.4937 0.05393 160 98 45 17
444 These are much more comfortable than masks. 1.4936 0.05104 156 91 53 12
445 It’s so great to get back to normal. 1.4934 0.05443 152 92 45 15
446 Honestly, now I don't need an excuse to not hug people. 1.4932 0.05466 148 89 45 14
447 I’m in the worst shape of my life 1.4932 0.05549 148 90 43 15
448 Guess I"ll be rolling along now. 1.4912 0.05204 171 105 48 18
449 Do you remember when we had to use the facemask. Miss those good times. 1.4912 0.05399 171 108 42 21
450 Want to make a double bubble? 1.4912 0.05138 171 104 50 17
451 I think we should go back to wearing masks. 1.4909 0.04910 165 96 57 12
452 Can we get these things tinted? 1.4909 0.05546 165 105 39 21
453 You can cross first. The crosswalk is too narrow for a double bubble. 1.4908 0.05391 163 101 44 18
454 The vaccines turned out to be overly protective. 1.4908 0.05461 163 102 42 19
455 The crazy thing is that my parents are anti-bubblers. 1.4907 0.05295 161 98 47 16
456 Remember when people wore those ridiculous nose-masks? 1.4904 0.05468 157 97 43 17
457 But the best part is, you only hear the news you believe is true. 1.4903 0.05366 155 94 46 15
458 I heard that the only thing that can burst these is excessive speculation. 1.4902 0.05173 153 90 51 12
459 We're all moving in different social circles these days. 1.4902 0.05725 153 97 37 19
460 Honestly, these are great, but getting them off to pee is a real pain. 1.4902 0.05650 153 96 39 18
461 Be careful! Someone is running around with a hat pin. 1.4899 0.05763 149 94 37 18
462 Yeah, but windy days are the worst. 1.4898 0.05407 147 88 46 13
463 Takes the guessing out of 6-feet. 1.4898 0.05576 147 90 42 15
464 At least it’s easier than trying to sign up for a vaccine. 1.4897 0.05190 145 84 51 10
465 Have you figured out how to get through doors yet? 1.4889 0.05842 135 83 38 14
466 They never mentioned what happens after a hearty meal with beans or lentils 1.4886 0.05465 176 114 38 24
467 It's nice and I love the Lawrence Welk music. 1.4873 0.05059 158 93 53 12
468 The system works great until you try to use the subway. 1.4870 0.04982 154 89 55 10
469 Who would’ve guessed that Lawrence Welk would be making a comeback. 1.4868 0.05829 152 98 34 20
470 Could I interest you in a Venn Diagram? 1.4855 0.05351 173 110 42 21
471 By COVID-2024 we had the details figured out 1.4854 0.04862 171 101 57 13
472 Honestly, I think I preferred the masks. 1.4848 0.05740 132 80 40 12
473 It's not the bubble that bothers me, it's the billionaire who's making a profit off it that pisses me off. 1.4846 0.05905 130 80 37 13
474 It's good until you cough. 1.4845 0.05146 161 97 50 14
475 Isn't it great not to have to wear masks anymore? 1.4837 0.05649 153 97 38 18
476 Was this really better than getting vaccinated? 1.4837 0.05572 153 96 40 17
477 Mine is UV blocking! 1.4834 0.05220 151 90 49 12
478 The dog bubble is a little overkill. 1.4830 0.05095 176 109 49 18
479 Thank heavens we got rid of those masks 1.4828 0.05072 174 107 50 17
480 I hate to pop your bubble, but I heard these aren’t virus proof. 1.4826 0.05311 172 109 43 20
481 It’s good to be out-and-about but I always feel like it’s going to snow 1.4825 0.05601 143 88 41 14
482 Are you asking me out on a doublebubble? 1.4820 0.05985 139 89 33 17
483 Ahhhhh, nothing like the fresh outside air 1.4819 0.05035 166 100 52 14
484 When the light changes let’s make a roll for it. 1.4818 0.05191 137 79 50 8
485 When does the snow start? 1.4818 0.05293 137 80 48 9
486 I regret eating beans for breakfast. 1.4815 0.06027 135 86 33 16
487 My other bubble is a Jaguar" 1.4815 0.05414 162 102 42 18
488 the 2021 housing bubble 1.4815 0.05840 135 84 37 14
489 Stairs are a bitch. 1.4812 0.06000 133 84 34 15
490 I feel like we've been walking in circles. 1.4810 0.05515 158 100 40 18
491 So nice to finally get out for some fresh air! 1.4810 0.05441 158 99 42 17
492 Remember the good old days when masks were a thing? 1.4808 0.05340 156 96 45 15
493 It makes sense. Have you ever seen a hamster with a cold? 1.4800 0.05732 150 96 36 18
494 Actually, I am kind of used to living in a bubble. 1.4797 0.05463 148 91 43 14
495 I've heard they give vaccines using needles. 1.4797 0.05292 148 89 47 12
496 Can't wait to get my second dose. 1.4795 0.05768 146 93 36 17
497 Isn’t that the same bubble you wore yesterday? 1.4789 0.05262 142 84 48 10
498 How do I go through a revolving door? 1.4789 0.05448 142 86 44 12
499 Now this is what I call birth control. 1.4788 0.05200 165 102 47 16
500 I liked it better when we just wore masks. 1.4788 0.05340 165 104 43 18
501 Up for a Venn diagram? 1.4788 0.05200 165 102 47 16
502 Vaccine schmaccine. 1.4786 0.05596 140 86 41 13
503 Ok, here comes a truck. Let's see who goes the farthest. 1.4783 0.05579 161 104 37 20
504 The best was when all we had to do was wash our hands. 1.4783 0.05784 161 107 31 23
505 They say we won’t even notice them after awhile 1.4780 0.04955 159 94 54 11
506 This is a big upgrade from my old cone of silence" 1.4779 0.05617 136 83 41 12
507 Careful, you're about to burst my bubble 1.4777 0.05391 157 98 43 16
508 I've saved a ton on deodorant and mouthwash. 1.4771 0.05414 153 95 43 15
509 I think I preferred the old normal. 1.4762 0.05602 126 75 42 9
510 So this is what happens to those who refuse to be vaccinated? 1.4759 0.05544 145 90 41 14
511 On the other hand, if you wore a mask, you could cover up that embarrassment of a goatee. 1.4758 0.06216 124 79 31 14
512 They did say some of these vaccines had side effects 1.4755 0.05687 143 90 38 15
513 Well dear, this isn’t exactly what I meant when I said I needed my space 1.4754 0.06183 122 77 32 13
514 Is your bubble political, medical or misanthropic? 1.4753 0.05483 162 104 39 19
515 Later. Gotta bounce. 1.4748 0.05983 139 90 32 17
516 I miss the way your mask hid your goatee. 1.4737 0.05805 133 83 37 13
517 I'll tell you one thing, this is more spacious than my studio apartment 1.4724 0.05897 127 79 36 12
518 Never thought I'd feel nostalgic for the good old days of masks 1.4724 0.05526 163 106 37 20
519 What really gets me is the sense of freedom I feel now! 1.4715 0.06144 123 78 32 13
520 That reminds me,I forgot to feed the goldfish 1.4706 0.05615 136 84 40 12
521 Oh, I didn't expect to bump into you here. 1.4706 0.04824 153 89 56 8
522 We just don’t move in the same circles. 1.4706 0.05412 153 96 42 15
523 Not bad, if you don’t mind the soap residue. 1.4702 0.05382 151 94 43 14
524 It’s so good to see you without your mask.” 1.4701 0.05473 134 81 43 10
525 Yeah, but mine is also bubblegum flavored. 1.4698 0.05758 149 97 34 18
526 I'm trying to think outside the bubble 1.4684 0.05053 158 96 50 12
527 I hear next year's model will come with free WiFi. 1.4684 0.05363 158 100 42 16
528 I heard that some people formed COVID bubbles with as many as five others. You interested? 1.4672 0.05680 137 86 38 13
529 And ever since I just feel like everyone lives in their own little bubble these days. 1.4672 0.05487 137 84 42 11
530 What a great day to be inside! 1.4672 0.05487 137 84 42 11
531 You’re muted! 1.4658 0.05512 146 92 40 14
532 Is yours Pfizer or Moderna? 1.4656 0.06159 131 86 29 16
533 And you thought people complained when they had to wear a mask. 1.4653 0.05823 144 94 33 17
534 Well, they sure didn’t foresee this vaccine side effect, did they? 1.4631 0.05676 149 97 35 17
535 I for one, welcome our new Hamster overlords. 1.4627 0.05769 134 85 36 13
536 Hey you know we can still see you in there right? 1.4626 0.05893 147 98 30 19
537 They say the bubble adds ten pounds. 1.4615 0.05410 156 100 40 16
538 How are things going in your little world? 1.4610 0.05689 154 102 33 19
539 Care to Double-Bubble? 1.4602 0.05276 176 116 39 21
540 Have you tried the 4th Street hill? 1.4595 0.05539 148 95 38 15
541 Why don’t you just pop over? donttps://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest#thisweek?reload=true 1.4593 0.05926 135 88 32 15
542 First it was the Dot-com bubble; then the housing bubble. Now it’s the Bazooka vaccine bubble....! 1.4593 0.05540 135 84 40 11
543 I feel like we've been living in our own bubbles for too long 1.4591 0.05106 159 99 47 13
544 At least we don’t have excessive inflation. 1.4590 0.06175 122 79 30 13
545 I can't wait until we hatch. 1.4587 0.06839 109 73 22 14
546 I need to get tested. I couldn’t smell anything at Penn station. 1.4586 0.05798 133 85 35 13
547 I feel like apologizing to my childhood hamster 1.4580 0.05553 131 81 40 10
548 Hey, you wanna go bouncing tonight? 1.4577 0.05440 142 89 41 12
549 Do we wait for the wind or for the green light? 1.4571 0.05856 140 92 32 16
550 A huge plus is that I don't have to wash my hands as often. 1.4571 0.05106 140 84 48 8
551 ‘I remember my first bubble. It was a cube. Lord, how old-fashioned that seems now.’ 1.4569 0.06047 116 73 33 10
552 I'm miserable whether you burst it or not. 1.4568 0.05188 162 103 44 15
553 I’m getting much more exercise since switching from that cube. 1.4567 0.05890 127 81 34 12
554 This bubble thing takes safe sex to a whole new level. 1.4564 0.05752 149 99 32 18
555 Since you asked, I got a free Beta Model, slammed a vegan chili taco, took it out for a roll, lit a match to clear the air and blew my right arm clear off. What’s your story? 1.4560 0.05848 125 79 35 11
556 So glad I hadn't ordered Mexican last night 1.4559 0.06074 136 91 28 17
557 Your Venn or mine 1.4552 0.05667 134 85 37 12
558 I’m looking for someone with a little edge, but so far no luck. 1.4552 0.05269 145 90 44 11
559 Some of my neighbors formed a Venn diagram and started a superspreader event. 1.4551 0.05777 156 106 29 21
560 Hey! What's your pin number? 1.4545 0.06210 121 79 29 13
561 Looking back, masks weren't that bad. 1.4540 0.04861 174 109 51 14
562 I thought it was a metaphorical bubble, but here we are 1.4533 0.05563 150 98 36 16
563 Well, I guess perfume is no longer relevant. 1.4526 0.05381 137 85 42 10
564 Do you think Dr. Fauci has gone too far this time? 1.4524 0.06132 126 83 29 14
565 I miss pop music 1.4522 0.06206 115 74 30 11
566 Pop culture kills me. 1.4521 0.05331 146 92 42 12
567 I'm getting my second bubble at the end of the month. 1.4519 0.05536 135 85 39 11
568 Nice to see things returning to normal. 1.4516 0.06204 124 82 28 14
569 At least the masks are gone 1.4516 0.05651 124 77 38 9
570 I'd date you if we didn't move in different circles. 1.4516 0.05989 124 80 32 12
571 They say soap kills the virus 1.4513 0.05760 113 69 37 7
572 No one mentioned this vaccine side effect 1.4512 0.05491 164 110 34 20
573 I’m so glad things are finally back to normal. 1.4508 0.06170 122 80 29 13
574 This pandemic has brought a new meaning to pop culture 1.4504 0.05857 131 85 33 13
575 I think you have the right of way. 1.4500 0.05583 140 90 37 13
576 Mine smells like bubble gum. Yours? 1.4500 0.05583 140 90 37 13
577 What I miss most? Edges. 1.4500 0.05583 140 90 37 13
578 Now I know how goldfish feel 1.4500 0.05395 140 88 41 11
579 Fauci says you can come out 15 days after the second shot. 1.4493 0.05150 138 84 46 8
580 Let’s integrate! 1.4492 0.05969 118 75 33 10
581 yeah, the mask thing was too constrictive 1.4490 0.05215 147 92 44 11
582 I hate to burst your bubble, it's just not flattering. 1.4490 0.05391 147 94 40 13
583 I was just getting use to the mask. 1.4488 0.05444 127 78 41 8
584 This pandemic gives a whole new meaning to circling the block. 1.4485 0.05397 165 110 36 19
585 What’s wrong? You look deflated. 1.4483 0.05916 116 73 34 9
586 I long for the old days when we could just wear a mask. 1.4480 0.05731 125 79 36 10
587 They say I can take mine off in two weeks. 1.4480 0.05843 125 80 34 11
588 I think a little snow would be nice. 1.4478 0.05662 134 86 36 12
589 Can you stop deflating me with your eyes, please? 1.4476 0.05844 143 96 30 17
590 Why did it take us a whole year to think of this? 1.4474 0.05988 114 72 33 9
591 It feels so nice to get out of my quarantine bubble and get back into my political bubble. 1.4472 0.05561 123 76 39 8
592 At least this solves the mask debate. 1.4470 0.05411 132 82 41 9
593 Want to live dangerously? I have a pin. 1.4470 0.06018 132 88 29 15
594 Glinda wore it better! 1.4464 0.06447 112 74 26 12
595 Did you bring protection? 1.4463 0.05622 121 75 38 8
596 Got any windex? 1.4463 0.05744 121 76 36 9
597 Personal Space, finally! 1.4453 0.06157 128 86 27 15
598 It’s definitely a challenge to intimacy 1.4444 0.05728 144 96 32 16
599 I love what you've done with your bubble. 1.4444 0.05584 126 79 38 9
600 How is this going to work when we go to 3-foot social distancing? 1.4444 0.05430 135 85 40 10
601 The new, new, new, new normal. 1.4444 0.04984 153 95 48 10
602 Fauci and Lawrence Welk would be proud! 1.4436 0.05789 133 87 33 13
603 Obviously, no longer a metaphor! 1.4435 0.05948 115 73 33 9
604 So glad we don't have to wear masks anymore 1.4430 0.05584 149 99 34 16
605 Did you notice that everybody without a dog has only one arm? 1.4427 0.05852 131 86 32 13
606 Anyday now, this place will start popping. 1.4426 0.06165 122 81 28 13
607 Can you believe they still wear masks in Florida? 1.4425 0.05888 113 71 34 8
608 Lawrence Welk would be proud. 1.4420 0.05444 138 88 39 11
609 Life’s a Venn and then you die. 1.4420 0.05820 138 92 31 15
610 Bursting someone’s bubble isn’t as fun anymore. 1.4417 0.06011 120 78 31 11
611 Hey! Wanna double bubble? 1.4412 0.05974 136 92 28 16
612 Do you, perchance, have a pin? 1.4409 0.06190 127 86 26 15
613 Personal space - it's the final frontier. 1.4409 0.05551 127 80 38 9
614 Is this starting to seem just a bit overblown? 1.4404 0.06034 109 69 32 8
615 Careful, there's a steep hill ahead." 1.4403 0.05454 134 85 39 10
616 Sir, please stay six radii away. 1.4400 0.05836 125 81 33 11
617 We’ve got to stop bumping into each other like this 1.4400 0.05495 125 78 39 8
618 Did you say your name was Venn? 1.4397 0.06849 116 82 17 17
619 In hind site I wish I would have opted for the vaccine 1.4390 0.06125 123 82 28 13
620 I have to wash my bubble tonight but maybe some other time 1.4386 0.06109 114 74 30 10
621 I feel like I'm going around in circles. 1.4375 0.05920 112 71 33 8
622 If there was a bathroom in here, I'd never leave. 1.4375 0.05518 128 81 38 9
623 Size matters. 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
624 I said my heart goes out to all the goldfish. 1.4375 0.06185 112 73 29 10
625 Wanna go burst some bubbles? 1.4375 0.05723 144 97 31 16
626 Mine’s from AstraZeneca. 1.4375 0.05281 144 92 41 11
627 Excuse me, I'm usually not this forward, but would you like to go for a pop? 1.4370 0.05817 135 90 31 14
628 Does yours have Bluetooth? 1.4370 0.05552 119 74 38 7
629 I'm having second thoughts about my luncheon choice of Garlic Shrimp. 1.4366 0.05606 142 94 34 14
630 Nobody warned us about the smell, did they? 1.4365 0.06120 126 85 27 14
631 I don't know.....sharing a bubble is a big commitment. 1.4364 0.05992 110 70 32 8
632 I don’t know about you but I was pretty tired of wearing a mask. 1.4364 0.06130 110 71 30 9
633 who knew Venn diagrams would ever come in handy 1.4361 0.05479 133 85 38 10
634 Is that the new model with the noise cancelling feature? 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
635 I really though masks were simpler 1.4359 0.04996 156 99 46 11
636 How are you feeling about this curb? Niagara Falls in a barrel? 1.4359 0.05614 117 73 37 7
637 Don't mean to burst your bubble, but you have it on backwards. 1.4355 0.05753 124 80 34 10
638 At least they're finally widening the subway turnstiles. 1.4355 0.05866 124 81 32 11
639 I heard Bill accidentally filled his up with helium. 1.4352 0.06870 108 75 19 14
640 My, you've grown! What are you now, a 17-18 foot Circumference? 1.4351 0.05745 131 86 33 12
641 This is the dumbest form of birth control ever invented. But effective! 1.4351 0.05641 131 85 35 11
642 Now that we’re vaccinated, how about I take you home and burst your bubble?” 1.4351 0.05745 131 86 33 12
643 Who thought we'd be nostalgic for masks!? 1.4348 0.05535 138 90 36 12
644 We’re probably going to need two Ubers 1.4344 0.05458 122 76 39 7
645 I'll pop in tomorrow for coffee 1.4343 0.06285 99 63 29 7
646 On the other hand, it's pretty quiet in here. 1.4341 0.05260 129 80 42 7
647 I don't see how this new Hubba-Bubba vaccine can possibly fail. 1.4336 0.05396 143 93 38 12
648 I've heard there's a sect of evangelicals in Des Moines with pins. 1.4336 0.06001 143 100 24 19
649 Well, they did say that the vaccine would protect us. 1.4333 0.05886 120 78 32 10
650 Mine's rent-controlled. 1.4333 0.05886 120 78 32 10
651 It was the best of times, it was the burst of times. 1.4333 0.06453 120 83 22 15
652 I think you're on mute 1.4333 0.06003 120 79 30 11
653 Hate to burst your bubble but you still need to keep your 6’ distance. 1.4328 0.05650 134 88 34 12
654 The Windex people sure were well -positioned for this. 1.4328 0.05130 134 83 44 7
655 Want to roll with me? 1.4328 0.05344 134 85 40 9
656 Oh for the good old mask days 1.4324 0.05951 111 71 32 8
657 Oh, don't pretend you can't hear me! So, who was that woman? 1.4322 0.06309 118 80 25 13
658 Oh, you again! I guess we’re going in circles 1.4320 0.05604 125 80 36 9
659 You know, I should have gotten the Moderna bubble, not the Pfizer one. 1.4320 0.05939 125 83 30 12
660 This takes personal space to a new level. 1.4316 0.06634 95 62 25 8
661 Feels good to be a part of society again. 1.4314 0.05995 102 64 32 6
662 What soap do you use ? 1.4310 0.05772 116 74 34 8
663 If you get one step closer I’m going to burst! 1.4308 0.05668 130 85 34 11
664 Fight it? I decided to just roll with it ! 1.4307 0.05262 137 87 41 9
665 Have you gotten your 10th vaccination booster shot yet? 1.4298 0.05972 114 74 31 9
666 Why don't ya pop over sometime? 1.4297 0.05511 128 82 37 9
667 It's also called a grope-free zone. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
668 Tu bubble es mi bubble 1.4297 0.05283 128 80 41 7
669 I'm not good at embracing intimacy, either. 1.4296 0.05617 135 89 34 12
670 Seems our relationship has come full circle. 1.4296 0.05518 135 88 36 11
671 You'll never guess who I bumped into yesterday! 1.4286 0.05910 112 72 32 8
672 Maybe a vaccine wasn't such a bad idea. 1.4286 0.05378 140 91 38 11
673 So, do you like living here in Pfizerville? 1.4286 0.06035 119 79 29 11
674 Anything's better than the masks. 1.4286 0.06181 105 68 29 8
675 I can’t believe I actually miss the masks! 1.4286 0.05575 133 87 35 11
676 I save a bundle on deodorant. 1.4286 0.05794 119 77 33 9
677 See? I told you things would return to normal. 1.4286 0.05877 105 66 33 6
678 It's a dream scenario for a germaphobe like me. 1.4276 0.05427 145 96 36 13
679 I miss my mask. 1.4274 0.05858 124 82 31 11
680 You aren't listening to a word I'm saying, are you? 1.4274 0.05630 124 80 35 9
681 Hope we don't upset our hamster overlords any further 1.4274 0.05630 124 80 35 9
682 Is this the corner of Covid and 19? 1.4274 0.06227 117 79 26 12
683 I really don’t want you to burst my bubble- you’re not my type 1.4273 0.06121 110 72 29 9
684 Could you believe that video of the governor at dinner without his bubble? 1.4272 0.06413 103 68 26 9
685 Now that we’ve created a Venn Diagram, are we officially in a relationship? 1.4265 0.05962 136 94 26 16
686 Venn Bubbles Collide: Love in the Time of COVID 1.4262 0.05572 122 78 36 8
687 Nice day for a roll, isn’t it? 1.4262 0.05810 122 80 32 10
688 What goes around comes around I guess. 1.4261 0.06059 115 76 29 10
689 I guess wearing the mask wasn't so bad after all. 1.4259 0.06472 108 73 24 11
690 It's not COVID I'm worried about. I just got a job working for Andrew Cuomo. 1.4259 0.06058 108 70 30 8
691 Thought we lived in the same bubble... 1.4255 0.05442 141 93 36 12
692 It’s much easier to look people in the eye, when I know they can’t touch me. 1.4255 0.06326 94 60 28 6
693 It’s only surface tension. Most folks around here are actually pretty relaxed. 1.4250 0.05508 120 76 37 7
694 See! I told you we wouldn’t be wearing masks forever. 1.4248 0.06003 113 74 30 9
695 Ever feel like bursting someone’s bubble? 1.4242 0.06273 99 64 28 7
696 Secure in their bubbles, ‘sidewalk rage’ became the next epidemic. 1.4242 0.05497 132 86 36 10
697 I’m just out for a late night roll. 1.4240 0.05710 125 82 33 10
698 We broke up. He was a square. 1.4240 0.05710 125 82 33 10
699 As someone who hates to be touched, I am LIVING right now. 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 31 11
700 Please still stay at least 6 feet away, I don't want you to burst my bubble. 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
701 Being intimate is harder than it used to be, but the Venn diagrams are so much better! 1.4231 0.05554 130 85 35 10
702 These flatulence bubbles are a great social distancing mechanism. 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
703 At least they've reduced muggings by 40% 1.4219 0.05274 128 81 40 7
704 To be honest, I think the hand-sanitizer manufacturers are the only ones complaining. 1.4219 0.05613 128 84 34 10
705 Hamsters make this seem like fun. 1.4214 0.05176 140 90 41 9
706 Who could’ve known that the answer really was blowin’ in the wind?! 1.4202 0.06143 119 81 26 12
707 It used to be needles that cured us, now they're our worst nightmare. 1.4198 0.05192 131 83 41 7
708 Ready to roll, bub? 1.4196 0.06546 112 78 21 13
709 I'd really like to see what our Venn diagram looks like, if you know what I mean. 1.4190 0.06459 105 71 24 10
710 The bubble adds five pounds. 1.4188 0.05977 117 78 29 10
711 At least now I can see your face. 1.4184 0.05967 98 62 31 5
712 Yeah, I know you fancy Sally, but she's way outside your bubble. 1.4182 0.05972 110 72 30 8
713 On the surface, I’d say there’s some tension between us! 1.4180 0.05801 122 81 31 10
714 Isn’t it wonderful? No more masks! 1.4180 0.06142 122 84 25 13
715 I just upgraded to the air-conditioned model. 1.4179 0.05535 134 89 34 11
716 Remember when being in your own bubble was a bad thing? 1.4175 0.06097 103 67 29 7
717 It's about time. Those masks were so restricting. 1.4167 0.06188 108 72 27 9
718 I think CDC has finally gone too far. 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
719 Who knew MySpace would make a comeback 1.4160 0.06137 125 87 24 14
720 Nice to know I'm not the only one living in a bubble. 1.4159 0.06123 113 76 27 10
721 How do you like Dr. Fauci's new invention? 1.4159 0.06123 113 76 27 10
722 Did you hear about the block party? It's BYOB. 1.4159 0.05859 113 74 31 8
723 ‘These are actually better quality than the Amazon reviews let on, don’t you think?’ 1.4159 0.05293 113 70 39 4
724 I'm new to this filter bubble thing. Are we allowed to burst out laughing? 1.4153 0.05687 118 77 33 8
725 Asphyxiation is a small price to pay for peace of mind. 1.4146 0.06101 123 85 25 13
726 You must be Venn. 1.4144 0.06067 111 74 28 9
727 This is not a Venn diagram, you know! 1.4138 0.06487 116 82 20 14
728 The irony is my gerbil prefers to wear a mask. 1.4138 0.06131 116 79 26 11
729 Those masks were so annoying. 1.4135 0.06497 104 71 23 10
730 I don’t wanna burst your bubble here but you’re on my way ! 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
731 these six feet bubbles would have been handy about six months ago. NICO DUNN BERKELEY CALIFORNIA (age 11) 1.4128 0.05860 109 71 31 7
732 Hey Fred, you look good! New bubble? 1.4128 0.06143 109 73 27 9
733 I'm worried about the tornado warning too. 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
734 The doctor said it was the vaccine or this 1.4127 0.05073 126 79 42 5
735 I know, sometimes I feel like I'm living in my own world, too. 1.4124 0.05817 97 61 32 4
736 This corner’s not big enough for the both of us. 1.4122 0.04975 148 96 43 9
737 The best part about the Johnson & Johnson vaccine is no tears. 1.4118 0.06438 102 69 24 9
738 Heard about Johnny? He ate a bean burrito for lunch. Never reads instructions. 1.4118 0.06038 136 97 22 17
739 Remember, Dwayne...stay away from sharp objects and don't take your car keys from your pocket. 1.4113 0.06061 124 86 25 13
740 Remember when we thought masks were enough 1.4113 0.04993 124 77 43 4
741 Have you tried Windex Bubble Anti-Fogger? 1.4112 0.06222 107 72 26 9
742 ...what a time to be alive... 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
743 Jeff! Hey, Jeff! Can you hear me? Wow, they really didn't think this one through. 1.4107 0.06285 112 77 24 11
744 How's your weather? 1.4103 0.05714 117 77 32 8
745 Wish we'd thought of this 18 months ago 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
746 Glad to see the world has grown some balls. 1.4095 0.06304 105 71 25 9
747 That reminds me - we’re out of hamster food. 1.4094 0.05403 127 83 36 8
748 Only a matter of time before they make us double bubble 1.4094 0.05847 127 87 28 12
749 At this point I’ll take the needle or a pin. 1.4088 0.05237 137 90 38 9
750 Can you believe we ever wore those ridiculous masks? 1.4086 0.06706 93 63 22 8
751 I didn’t think the voting restrictions they put on us could get any more blatant, but here we are. 1.4083 0.06427 120 86 19 15
752 I kinda like it. Makes me feel like Glinda, the Good Witch. 1.4083 0.05736 120 80 31 9
753 Fancy intersecting? 1.4083 0.05487 120 78 35 7
754 I heard Glenda’s bubble has wifi 1.4082 0.06778 98 68 20 10
755 Life on Mars feels just like on Earth 1.4078 0.05924 103 67 30 6
756 Did you hear about the guys on Wall Street? Their bubbles popped, so their assets are exposed. 1.4074 0.06713 108 77 18 13
757 You just gotta lose that pins and needles feeling... 1.4074 0.05740 108 70 32 6
758 Of course, that's pretty much the end of procreation. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
759 I'm not trying to be OCD, but your bubble needs a little Windex. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
760 What year do you get out? 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
761 Wanna bump bubbles? 1.4066 0.06048 91 58 29 4
762 mi bubble es su bubble 1.4062 0.05703 128 87 30 11
763 At least they can't make me wear heels anymore. 1.4057 0.05652 106 68 33 5
764 I ordered curtains for my bubble. 1.4054 0.06054 111 75 27 9
765 Please Stop calling it the new normal 1.4052 0.06360 116 82 21 13
766 Goodbye.....I'll see you around. 1.4052 0.05996 116 79 27 10
767 This new vaccine is really powerful! 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
768 It's so much easier to tell if you're six feet apart with these things. 1.4050 0.04921 121 75 43 3
769 Does my bum look big in this ? 1.4040 0.06722 99 69 20 10
770 The noise cancelling feature in these new pandemic Apple AirPods are amazing! 1.4038 0.06037 104 69 28 7
771 Carl, you look so bubbly today! 1.4038 0.06037 104 69 28 7
772 Leave it to our governor to take it literally. 1.4037 0.06130 109 74 26 9
773 Why didn't you do that before we left home? 1.4037 0.06130 109 74 26 9
774 I actually understand microclimates now. 1.4035 0.05807 114 76 30 8
775 I liked it better when we just stayed six feet apart. 1.4034 0.05380 119 77 36 6
776 Careful walking when it's windy. 1.4031 0.05337 129 85 36 8
777 You look a little deflated today. 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
778 Inflation affects all of us. 1.4022 0.06568 92 62 23 7
779 So how's 2022 been for you so far ? 1.4022 0.06923 92 64 19 9
780 Hey, hottie, wanna doublebubble? 1.4020 0.06272 102 69 25 8
781 I don’t think we anti-vaxers deserve to be treated this way. 1.4019 0.05918 107 71 29 7
782 I'm so glad we finally found the balls to go outside! 1.4019 0.06753 107 77 17 13
783 Does yours have WiFi? 1.4019 0.05918 107 71 29 7
784 It’s simple. Just tell me Vere and Venn 1.4018 0.05737 112 74 31 7
785 Could you step back a little bit? You’re a little too close. 1.4017 0.05437 117 76 35 6
786 So, remember the 2020 pandemic our grandparents went thtough? They had to wear face masks. Unbelievable! 1.4016 0.05662 122 82 31 9
787 Is your bubble for politics or the pandemic? 1.4016 0.05662 122 82 31 9
788 It's fine 'til the sun comes out. 1.4016 0.05417 122 80 35 7
789 You've got overlap syndrome, buddy. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
790 Life as Glinda isn't as magical as I had always pictured. 1.4015 0.05469 132 89 33 10
791 I wasn't going to be the one who burst her bubble. 1.4000 0.04954 135 87 42 6
792 Are we ready to roll? 1.4000 0.05767 115 77 30 8
793 I don't mind the bubble bit. It's the toil and trouble that gets to me. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
794 I know,so great. And it keeps the rain off, too. 1.4000 0.05898 115 78 28 9
795 Thank god that stupid mask thing is over. 1.4000 0.06941 85 58 20 7
796 I’m definitely sensing some chemistry here. 1.4000 0.05192 130 85 38 7
797 But Glinda made it look so easy. 1.4000 0.06941 85 58 20 7
798 Pods were roomier. 1.4000 0.06081 85 54 28 3
799 The latest recommendation on using soap seems excessive. 1.4000 0.05837 105 69 30 6
800 As long as there's no snow, I'm good. 1.4000 0.05633 115 76 32 7
801 Either I’m claustrophobic...or you just took my breath away. 1.4000 0.05725 120 81 30 9
802 It seems like we're going around in circles. 1.4000 0.06221 110 76 24 10
803 Who's Lawrence Welk? 1.4000 0.06759 95 66 20 9
804 "I hate to burst your bubble, Paul, but you're never gonna win that Cartoon Caption Contest." 1.3986 0.05495 138 95 31 12
805 It’s great to be outside, and see people again! 1.3984 0.05472 128 86 33 9
806 I guess we all really live in our own little world after all. 1.3982 0.05834 113 76 29 8
807 Susan said they're just soap and water. 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
808 Now you don't have to wear a mask. Hope you're happy. 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
809 On the bright side, muggings are way down." 1.3981 0.06068 103 69 27 7
810 I still think we should name our baby Venn 1.3981 0.06521 103 72 21 10
811 Bullet proof bubbles! This, my friend, is what makes America great!” 1.3980 0.05935 98 64 29 5
812 I feel safer crossing the street, don’t you? 1.3964 0.05620 111 73 32 6
813 It’s so liberating to finally get out of the house. Live a little...very little. 1.3964 0.05472 111 72 34 5
814 I wouldn't mind it so much if I could wear heels. 1.3962 0.06242 106 73 24 9
815 I’m no Janet Yellen, but this looks like inflation to me! 1.3962 0.06242 106 73 24 9
816 My therapist says I’m afraid to get close to anyone but we all are, no? 1.3962 0.06242 106 73 24 9
817 They promised me my own private Idaho. 1.3956 0.06608 91 62 22 7
818 Well, this blows. 1.3956 0.06420 91 61 24 6
819 I hate to burst your bubble but...my test came back positive. 1.3955 0.05299 134 90 35 9
820 I've always felt life was just one big Lawrence Welk Show. 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
821 Do you enjoy the public sphere? 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
822 If you ask me, social distancing has gotten a little out of hand. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
823 'You just can't get a cab these days' 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
824 My hamster recommended this model. Good for cruising. 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
825 Bubble Up for Safety, Bubble Up 1.3946 0.04975 147 98 40 9
826 When my psychic said she'd seen me in a crystal ball, this isn't exactly what I thought she meant. 1.3942 0.06174 104 71 25 8
827 Oh sorry, what was that? I think you’re on mute. 1.3942 0.06021 104 70 27 7
828 Finally, freedom! 1.3937 0.06037 127 91 22 14
829 Are you seeing other people? 1.3936 0.06456 94 64 23 7
830 I’m going to talk to the super about installing a revolving door. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
831 When I said I needed my space, this wasn't really what I had in mind. 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
832 I love what you've done with your space. It's so different... only 5 feet eleven inches. 1.3933 0.06110 89 58 27 4
833 What's the probability we're living in a Venn Diagram? 1.3932 0.06303 117 84 20 13
834 I can't wait for version 2.0, this version is so socially distant... . 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
835 If we join bubbles, we can start to create a Venn diagram. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
836 Didn't they have one for couples? 1.3929 0.05434 112 73 34 5
837 She's cute--go ask her how she got the leash through the bubble. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
838 Finally”, thought Bubble Boy, “I’ve been preparing for this my whole life. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
839 Remember when it was only masks? 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
840 We can do anything for two weeks, right? 1.3922 0.05424 102 65 34 3
841 My bubble is bigger than your bubble 1.3922 0.06098 102 69 26 7
842 At least no one can call us squares anymore 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
843 Feels good to be moving in new circles. 1.3918 0.06313 97 66 24 7
844 It doesn't help that I've been on needles and pins ever since this thing started. 1.3917 0.05332 120 79 35 6
845 Have we flattened the curve yet? 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
846 I think you're on mute. I couldn't hear you. 1.3913 0.06174 92 61 26 5
847 I think we need a mandatory No Pin policy. 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
848 I can’t wait until we can go back to normal when we just wore masks. 1.3910 0.04987 133 87 40 6
849 I hear the next model comes with GPS 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
850 I really took it for granted when my bubble could include 8 people 1.3908 0.07193 87 62 16 9
851 If introverts had their way. 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
852 Definitely didn’t expect this to be a side effect. 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
853 It's the most square footage I've ever owned. 1.3900 0.06651 100 71 19 10
854 If we have sex, will it be protected? 1.3900 0.06651 100 71 19 10
855 If only Lawrence Welk could see us now! 1.3900 0.06651 100 71 19 10
856 How anyone hasn’t rolled into the street yet is beyond me... 1.3895 0.06041 95 63 27 5
857 I'm not sure I like these Next Gen Prophylactics. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
858 I’m so glad things are back to normal! 1.3894 0.05249 113 73 36 4
859 102 years since the last pandemic...., I begin to understand why 'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles' was the No. 1 hit tune of 1919. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
860 Was this on the list of vaccine side effects? 1.3889 0.06832 90 63 19 8
861 I wonder if there is a vaccine for the side effect of this vaccine? 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
862 Sure beats wearing a mask doesn’t it? 1.3883 0.05728 103 68 30 5
863 You know, sometimes I feel a touch of nostalgia for those funny little masks we all used to wear. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
864 I'm glad they finally found a solution for this pandemic. 1.3878 0.06091 98 66 26 6
865 Do you happen to have any extra oxygen? 1.3878 0.05735 98 64 30 4
866 Do you want to come back to my bubble? 1.3871 0.05457 124 84 32 8
867 Pop Culture 1.3868 0.06369 106 75 21 10
868 Thanks for not popping by. 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
869 I guess they work, but I feel naked without a mask. 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
870 it looked cool when Glinda the good witch did it, but frankly I can’t figure out how to stick the landing 1.3868 0.05930 106 72 27 7
871 How many times do I have to tell you? It’s an orb. 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
872 Hard to believe, but my grandma told me they used to wear masks. 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
873 Have you tried to sit down? 1.3864 0.06939 88 62 18 8
874 Don’t move! I think I dropped a contact lens. 1.3864 0.06140 88 58 26 4
875 Fancy bumping into you. 1.3861 0.06288 101 70 23 8
876 I'll prick yours if you prick mine 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
877 -this makes being an introvert so much easier. 1.3854 0.06172 96 65 25 6
878 Did you hear about Brenda? She got popped last week. 1.3854 0.06172 96 65 25 6
879 Is yours Juicy Fruit, or Bazooka? 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
880 I'm so glad things are getting back to normal! 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
881 Now that spring is here, I'm thinking of having mine tinted. 1.3846 0.06399 91 62 23 6
882 At least with masks we could sneak in a hug. 1.3846 0.05543 117 79 31 7
883 My biggest problems are elevators, narrow escalators and public toilets. 1.3846 0.06158 104 72 24 8
884 I never thought I would miss wearing a mask. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
885 It’s such a relief to finally not need a mask. 1.3837 0.06226 86 57 25 4
886 Do you lease yours or did you buy it? 1.3837 0.06226 86 57 25 4
887 I knew they would isolate us for not getting the vaccine, but this is a little extreme 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
888 You're a great guy, but I'm not ready to share a bubble with you. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
889 When I said “Calgon, take me away” this was not what I had in mind. 1.3830 0.06256 94 64 24 6
890 Where are the snowflakes? 1.3826 0.05998 115 81 24 10
891 All clear... Let's roll. 1.3824 0.06238 102 71 23 8
892 I’m fully Vaccinated, I just prefer to stay inside 1.3824 0.05404 102 66 33 3
893 I lost my husband in the pandemic. It was a windy day. 1.3824 0.06392 102 72 21 9
894 No one talks to each other anymore. 1.3820 0.05873 89 58 28 3
895 I love your bubbly personality 1.3820 0.06292 89 60 24 5
896 Yeah, I don't have anyone in my bubble, either. 1.3818 0.05477 110 73 32 5
897 You can't get to there from sphere. 1.3814 0.06462 97 68 21 8
898 Remember before global warming when you could shake things up a bit and get a snowstorm? 1.3814 0.06294 97 67 23 7
899 But how are we getting back in through that door? 1.3814 0.06294 97 67 23 7
900 6 feet of personal space? New York has never been better. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
901 New Climate Control Experiment 1.3804 0.05955 92 61 27 4
902 This all has been blown way out of proportion 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
903 I like them better than the masks. It makes me feel like Glinda, the Good Witch of the South. 1.3802 0.05411 121 82 32 7
904 Well, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind for post-pandemic protocols, but it's helping my allergies too... 1.3800 0.05646 100 66 30 4
905 I’m so glad they lifted the mask mandate. 1.3800 0.05464 100 65 32 3
906 Not only does this take care of social distancing, but also, I no longer have to worry about gas. 1.3800 0.06479 100 71 20 9
907 I don’t mean to burst your bubble, but artisanal air seems pretty ridiculous. 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
908 Face masks are so 2020! 1.3797 0.07048 79 55 18 6
909 This actually solves a lot of my problems. 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
910 It's the quiet I like best of all. 1.3793 0.05949 87 57 27 3
911 Just waiting for The Rapture. You? 1.3789 0.06887 95 69 16 10
912 Now this is what they call freedom. 1.3789 0.05831 95 63 28 4
913 Isn’t it great to be back to normal? 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
914 Getting through revolving doors is a pain. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
915 I hear that uptown, they get air holes. 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
916 Does it smell like dish soap to you? 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
917 The new normal’s a lot like the old normal. 1.3784 0.05438 111 74 32 5
918 It's great. I haven't heard a dissenting opinion in weeks. 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
919 It's one thing living in a bubble, but now it has gone to the dogs. 1.3778 0.06992 90 65 16 9
920 I like what you've done with your personal space 1.3778 0.05823 90 59 28 3
921 These vaccines sure make me feel safe in my bubble. 1.3776 0.06570 98 70 19 9
922 Want to pop into the bubble tea shop? 1.3776 0.06241 98 68 23 7
923 I can see you but not hear...are you still on mute? 1.3776 0.06241 98 68 23 7
924 You tell me that and you're gonna burst my bubble." 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
925 Have you figured out how to get into the rest room? 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
926 I was just going to get the tall, but I’m glad i splurged on the venti 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
927 I've never jaywalked so fearlessly! 1.3763 0.06099 93 63 25 5
928 The last year has made us all more well rounded. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
929 Actually, I wouldn’t hate to burst your bubble. 1.3762 0.06578 101 73 18 10
930 I feel sorry for all the anti-bubblers. 1.3761 0.05798 109 75 27 7
931 Lets not burst each others bubble 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
932 Better than last year's rectangles. 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
933 Does your sphere have a Hemi? 1.3750 0.06151 96 66 24 6
934 It’s the chewing at the same time that I can’t get used to. 1.3750 0.07415 80 58 14 8
935 It's great, I'm saving a ton of money on breath mints! 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
936 I'm not arguing about the view, but I don't think you can call this an apartment, even in New York. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
937 Do you ever get the feeling you’re moving in the wrong circles? 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
938 Yes, the dating agency did mention that, being shy, the lockdown is no big deal for you. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
939 So do you want cross the street first or would you rather hang back and follow my roll? 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
940 Sorry to burst your bubble. 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
941 I love the way different opinions bounce off the sides. 1.3738 0.06016 107 75 24 8
942 Can you sphere me now? 1.3738 0.05715 107 73 28 6
943 Plus, we can smoke again! 1.3737 0.06514 99 71 19 9
944 Watch when they come to a fire hydrant. 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
945 It's a date, your bubble or mine? 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
946 Suddenly, I feel nostalgic for masks. 1.3737 0.06021 99 68 25 6
947 Sometimes I feel like we’re all just going around in circles. 1.3737 0.06823 99 73 15 11
948 The best part about this is that when people talk to me, I pretend I can't hear them. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
949 I guess the anti-vaxxers finally won. 1.3737 0.05847 99 67 27 5
950 Oh, it’s so good to get out of the house! 1.3735 0.05866 83 54 27 2
951 Ready to roll? 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
952 I dunno. Kinda feels like we've come full circle. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
953 Can you imagine? In olden days they thought wearing a mask was effective! 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
954 I've looked at life from both sides now... 1.3723 0.06762 94 68 17 9
955 Is this what they meant by infrastructure? 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
956 ‘Well, money saved on a vasectomy’ 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
957 I have never felt safer on the subway. 1.3721 0.06199 86 58 24 4
958 You’re going to have to burst my bubble if we’re ever going to have kids. 1.3721 0.05741 86 56 28 2
959 Now I can finally have beans for breakfast everyday. 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
960 This is much better than wearing those uncomfortable masks 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
961 I knew those mandates would go too far! 1.3717 0.05213 113 75 34 4
962 I have just enough oxygen left to watch a movie. 1.3717 0.05059 113 74 36 3
963 I'm glad we still have things in common. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
964 I miss coordinating my mask with my outfit. 1.3714 0.05457 105 70 31 4
965 It’s a little awkward smiling in public again. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
966 Remember son don’t run with scissors and stop slouching for goodness sake. 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
967 Amazing, the advances in PPE 1.3714 0.05622 105 71 29 5
968 Cant talk gotta bounce 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
969 Life is finally starting to feel normal again. 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
970 I invented The Bubble for the pandemic, but introverts just don’t seem ready to let them go. 1.3708 0.06851 89 64 17 8
971 Do you think it makes me look fat? 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
972 The jury is still out whether Bazooka is as effective as Pfizer or Moderna. 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
973 Ahh, finally some personal space. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
974 On E-Trade, from someone named Glinda. You? 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
975 Looks like nobody wanted to wait any longer for the vaccine. 1.3696 0.06128 92 63 24 5
976 Yes, I do think it helped when they started calling them ‘orbs’ instead. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
977 You talkin' to me? 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
978 I heard the people who didn’t get the vaccine have to wear two bubbles 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
979 I'm so sick of this I could pop! 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
980 Of course I can't come up and see your etchings. What the hell's wrong with you? 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
981 Somewhere in the world, there is one very rich hamster. 1.3684 0.06446 76 51 22 3
982 I miss the elbow bumps. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
983 See, I told you we'd get back to normal. 1.3684 0.05610 95 63 29 3
984 Sharing a bubble after the 2nd date? I think that's moving a little too fast! 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
985 Talk about the impact of Pop Culture 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
986 Excuse me, I'd like to turn left. 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
987 Well, so much for my fencing lessons. 1.3679 0.05248 106 70 33 3
988 Best bubble gum ever! 1.3679 0.06334 106 77 19 10
989 Thanks for popping by my house the other day 1.3679 0.05580 106 72 29 5
990 I’m thinking about getting a bigger one 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
991 Lawrence Welk has a wonderful way of promoting his champagne summer tour! 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
992 These new masks are so much easier to breathe in 1.3678 0.06143 87 59 24 4
993 It just feels so good to finally get outside of my little bubble, you know? 1.3675 0.05374 117 80 31 6
994 I find that if I just stand perfectly still, everyone else just kind of rolls around me. 1.3675 0.05642 117 82 27 8
995 Told you the scientists were going to take it too literally. 1.3673 0.05502 98 65 30 3
996 The transition was easy: I was already living in a bubble! 1.3671 0.06540 79 54 21 4
997 I don’t know what else to say. It feels like we just keep going around in circles. 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
998 Don’t act like you can’t see me 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
999 Ever feel like you’re living in a watched pot? 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
1000 A lot of good ‘thinking outside the box’ did us. 1.3667 0.06969 90 66 15 9
1001 Does yours also prevent you from getting a good WiFi signal? 1.3667 0.06211 90 62 23 5
1002 Hey... I'm rolling here! 1.3667 0.06787 90 65 17 8
1003 Sir, please roll six feet away from me. 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
1004 Why do I feel like a gerbil? 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
1005 There was an accident at the laundromat. 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
1006 Illness or politics? 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1007 Social distrancing is so much easier than it used to be! 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1008 Excuse me, I believe I have right of way! 1.3659 0.06138 82 55 24 3
1009 I’m forever blowing off bubbles 1.3659 0.06138 82 55 24 3
1010 I’ve always had a small circle of friends but this is just ridiculous 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
1011 I'm farting right now! 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
1012 When they told us to think outside the box did that mean not to burst your bubble? 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
1013 Get out much? 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1014 And then he said to me, 'Martha, you just live in your own little bubble, don't you?' 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1015 I love your bubble! Is it biodegradable? 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1016 "By chance, you wouldn't have a sharp object on you?" 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
1017 Everyone has a little bounce in their step today! 1.3645 0.06423 107 79 17 11
1018 Honey, I think we're lost. We've been going around in circles for hours. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1019 It’s Chanel. Yours? 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1020 After this passed year, there's nothing you can say to burst my bubble. 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
1021 I'm sorry. Could you repeat that? 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1022 I’m getting my second shot next week 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
1023 Yes! The Circle will be Unbroken, by and by. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
1024 I love it! I can eat beans now without offending anyone! 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
1025 I have three hours of oxygen left. What about you? 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
1026 I believe the new spring collection is pollen resistant too! 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
1027 Nothing like a little fresh air. 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1028 I feel as if we've been in a bubble all year! 1.3626 0.06724 91 66 17 8
1029 Protocol says you yield to the bubble on your right. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1030 I'm ok in here but I won't eat beans any more. 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1031 I have to pee.. 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
1032 2025, Covid is gone, but people still can't stand each other 1.3626 0.06904 91 67 15 9
1033 I miss edgy people 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
1034 Mine came with surround sound. 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
1035 We can't go on not meeting like this. 1.3619 0.06366 105 77 18 10
1036 I’m glad everything has finally gone back to normal. 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
1037 I can't believe that I'm saying this, but I miss the masks. 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1038 Have you tried bouncing yet? 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1039 You looked different on Tinder 1.3614 0.05833 83 55 26 2
1040 Always thought hamsters had the right idea.. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
1041 These are way more comfortable than those f-ing masks...and my glasses don't even fog up 1.3613 0.06054 119 88 19 12
1042 How’s your pop? 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1043 You do realize that while this bubble does protect us from the Covid virus, there is no way to go to the bathroom. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1044 It’s most awkward on elevators. 1.3608 0.05711 97 66 27 4
1045 I prefer a man in a rectangle. 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
1046 In my next life, I want to come back as a hamster. 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
1047 I'm so glad we don't have to wear those annoying mask anymore! 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
1048 All hail our hamster overlords. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1049 Now do you realize how much cologne you wear? 1.3600 0.07011 75 53 17 5
1050 I hear they're reopening stairs next. 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1051 You better not be invested in this because one day it's going to burst. 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1052 If he think's I'm going to break my bubble for a date with him, he's definitely crazy. 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1053 Next time, get ones with air holes. 1.3596 0.05816 89 60 26 3
1054 Kinda miss screaming at people for being less than six feet apart. How about you? 1.3596 0.05816 89 60 26 3
1055 John Travolta made this look so much better. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1056 This hamster sensitivity training really broadens your perspective 1.3592 0.06301 103 75 19 9
1057 I just can't seem to get on a roll. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1058 I heard they dip the bubble wand in hand sanitizer to make these! 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1059 No need for a poop bag now! 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
1060 Well I for one welcome our new hamster overlords. 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
1061 I’m hoping they turn me into a tree ornament by next Christmas 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
1062 So, how do we wash up? Asking for a friend ... 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1063 Hey! Aren't you that famous bubble rapper? 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1064 |Soap. And you? 1.3585 0.06455 106 79 16 11
1065 You'll ned to buy some curtains if you're gonna do that. 1.3582 0.06957 67 46 18 3
1066 After a year of wearing masks, socially distancing, and staying at home this just feels like a bubble whammy. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1067 Let’s bounce. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1068 I do rather miss the casual human contact, but my Windex stock is going through the roof. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1069 I’m so glad the weather is starting to get nice again, I think. 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
1070 No, I have the right of way. I'm an essential worker. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1071 Nice bubble! Is it Prada? 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1072 I thought the bubble was metaphorical. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1073 This was a lot more fun in Spring Break. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1074 I’m a little uncomfortable with all this intimacy. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1075 How do we get our second shot? 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
1076 It’s good to finally be rollin’ around town again. 1.3571 0.06256 84 58 22 4
1077 I miss my mask and if you think curbs are tricky, try stairs. 1.3571 0.07313 84 63 12 9
1078 A lot of people laughed at me after I invested all my money in a giant snow globe company. 1.3571 0.06446 70 47 21 2
1079 Scented soap makes all the difference this time. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1080 Christmas Ornaments 2020 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
1081 'My other bubble is a Porsche' 1.3571 0.06481 84 59 20 5
1082 I'm ready for things to start popping, aren't you? 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
1083 Have you tried the one with laughing gas? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1084 Me too. I feel good. In the zone and dare I say, bubbly. 1.3563 0.05658 87 58 27 2
1085 I told you they wouldn't stop at masks. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1086 I'LL JUST TEXT YOU 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1087 Venn in Rome, ... 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
1088 I don’t understand why they say we all live in our own bubble. 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
1089 I say bubble, you say pod. 1.3553 0.07423 76 56 13 7
1090 Just think - this bad dream in 1958 might someday be a welcomed solution to some problem. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
1091 In some ways it's ideal. But if you neeed to use the bus... 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
1092 I'm so relieved that we no longer have to wear masks! 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
1093 I can’t seem to get through to you anymore. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1094 At least we can meet now and Venn. 1.3545 0.06138 110 81 19 10
1095 Sure beats two shots in the arm. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1096 Wanna get together later and make a Venn diagram? 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
1097 I hate to burst your bubble, but I'll do it. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1098 This new version is breathable, filters fake news, and is bullet proof 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1099 The best protection against unwanted pregnancy! 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1100 I’m so tired of wearing the same dress. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1101 At last we're back to normal! 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1102 First you use it as a metaphor, next thing you know you're wearing it! 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1103 I guess we’ll have to roll with it. 1.3535 0.06310 99 72 19 8
1104 Isn’t it great to return to normalcy?!” 1.3535 0.05799 99 69 25 5
1105 See ya' later baby. I gotta' bounce. 1.3535 0.05799 99 69 25 5
1106 My bubble makes me feel safe, but it's constantly bumping into reality. 1.3529 0.06874 68 47 18 3
1107 I had navy bean soup for lunch and now I'm afraid I'm going to die. 1.3529 0.06841 85 62 16 7
1108 I'll burst your bubble if you burst mine. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1109 Attack of the aliens from the planet Lawrencewelk ! 1.3529 0.07239 85 64 12 9
1110 You know, I heard they're recommending double bubbling now. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1111 You wanted isolation, you get it! 1.3529 0.07042 85 63 14 8
1112 What sphere do you work in? 1.3529 0.05726 85 57 26 2
1113 I saw this on 'Twilight Zone'. The camera pulls back and you find out we're just bubbles in somebody's dishwater. 1.3523 0.06056 88 61 23 4
1114 Remember how annoying those masks were? 1.3523 0.06056 88 61 23 4
1115 Bad new. They're switching to shrink wrap. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1116 It's very democratic-- our own bubble. 1.3519 0.05474 108 75 28 5
1117 Whatever happened to good ol’ social distancing? 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
1118 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I needed some space 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1119 Thank god for Bubblewrap! 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1120 This is the first time I've been the center of a Venn diagram 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1121 We finally realized this is the only way we'd all get along. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1122 I think I'll upgrade to a bulletproof one, too. 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
1123 I worry about inflation. 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1124 As long as we can avoid a slight breeze, this is fine until we get vaccinated. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1125 At least we don't have to worry about how to dress for the weather 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1126 What flavor did you get? Mine’s fresh air. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1127 just waiting for my bubble to burst 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1128 Do you ever consider anything outside your bubble? 1.3505 0.05292 97 65 30 2
1129 I couldn't agree more. This town needs another gastroenterologist. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
1130 I think this social-media-bubble thing has gotten out of hand. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1131 Who's going to clean the bubbles? 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1132 They used to box us up! 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
1133 Glad everything is back to normal. 1.3500 0.05198 100 67 31 2
1134 Can you imagine what would happen if this street wasn't flat? 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1135 It’s the only way I get to enjoy some time alone. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1136 It's not too bad if you avoid eating beans. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1137 This has all the settings of a soap opera. 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1138 I’m saving up for a Double-wide. 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1139 You know, if you thought mask breath was bad... 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1140 I had no idea you could do this with dish soap. 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1141 Did you hear? The CDC says we can start wearing smaller bubbles next week! 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1142 These bubbles are even more useful when it rains. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1143 Social distancing took a whole new perspective when the bubble came out. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1144 You’ll fit in here just fine. Just don’t be a prick. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1145 I hear the fashion people are coming out with a dodecahedron. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1146 You’re living in a bubble Dave! 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1147 I'm glad we live here where the bubbles are only six feet. In Europe they're two meters. 1.3478 0.06636 92 68 16 8
1148 Maybe Mexican food was a bad idea 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1149 My only concern is pop music. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1150 On second thought,maybe vaccine passports weren't such a bad idea. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1151 I’ve learned to cope with my sphere of being alone. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1152 IKEA must be making a fortune off these. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1153 What are you so bubbly about? 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1154 Sure! Your pod or mine? 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1155 Dear, I'm going back to masks. I didn't realize how problematic a bubble would be when nature calls. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1156 I kinda miss the masks... 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1157 This is better than masks? 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1158 I can remember when cocooning was all the rage. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1159 Even though the long-term side effects include bubble syndrome, I’m still glad I got the vaccine. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1160 What do I miss most? Going through doorways, I guess. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1161 SO much better than the tech bubble. 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
1162 Normal day- April 2048 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1163 Have you also developed a rational fear for downhills? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1164 You look bubblicious. Call me later, I gotta bounce. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1165 If I hear 'Venn diagram' one more time... 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
1166 Yes, but it's a dry heat. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
1167 I've always been told I live in my own little bubble. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
1168 This is ok. Until the influencers start showing off their circumference! 1.3457 0.06126 81 56 22 3
1169 You can get them in prescription at Warby Parker. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1170 I don't mean to burst your bubble, but the intimacy just isn't there anymore. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1171 I have lived in a bubble for years, suddenly I'm trendy. 1.3455 0.05393 110 77 28 5
1172 With these Fauci Bubbles we don't need face masks. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1173 Mine's a Ferragamo. What's yours? 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1174 They’re great- until you fart. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1175 How do you explain this housing bubble? 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1176 It's so nice to finally be outside 1.3448 0.05380 87 58 28 1
1177 This spring weather makes me feel so ... effervescent! 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1178 We’re all alone together 1.3444 0.05279 90 60 29 1
1179 You didn’t want the vaccine either? 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1180 Sometimes, I feel like I’m in my own world 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1181 WHAT? I can’t hear you! 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
1182 I feel a lot safer than wearing face masks, but I'm wasting a lot of money on Windex 1.3441 0.05616 93 64 26 3
1183 Excuse me sir! I'm looking for the Lawrence Welk Museum. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
1184 My greatest sphere is isolation. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1185 I want to give us a chance, James. But we each live in our own little bubble. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1186 I don't mean to pop your bubble but we're still in Iraq. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1187 This must be incredibly difficult in Chicago. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1188 I still can’t get into any stores. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1189 Just so happy it’s SPF 50! 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1190 I miss the good 'ol days when all we needed was a mask. 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1191 Doesn’t she know her dog is allowed in her bubble? 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1192 Isn't it nice to see everyone out, really taking in the beautiful weather? 1.3429 0.05211 105 72 30 3
1193 Don’t worry—this can’t last. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1194 I'm finally the hamster I always knew I could be. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1195 I tried telling you last year that these Personal Protection Bubbles were going to be the hottest product of 2021 but NOOO you had to invest in Norwegian Cruise Lines 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1196 I, for one, appreciate the freedom our gerbil overlords give us. 1.3421 0.07621 76 58 10 8
1197 Would you care to bust my bubble? 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1198 You’re invading my personal space’s personal space. 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1199 Can you remember when we had to wear masks all the time? Soooo impractical! 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1200 Remember when you said "what can they do if we don't wear masks? 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
1201 Nobody can touch us now. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1202 I'm hearing this is the alternative to a vaccine 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1203 I hate to burst your bubble, but shouldn’t you be double-masked? 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1204 It’s more protection but less anonymity. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1205 Oh really, Mr. Innocent? I saw the pin! 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
1206 Wearing a mask back in 2020 was not really that bad. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1207 How many more dates until we can share a bubble? 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
1208 Mirth Control 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
1209 Hey, at least we don’t need hand sanitizer anymore. 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1210 I got the Pfizer bubble. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1211 I was a hugger, too. We all were. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1212 A week from tomorrow. What about you? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1213 I’m living in a bubble? Look who’s talking. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1214 When I said I had a bubbly personality, this wasn’t what I meant. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1215 Let's get rolling. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1216 After they started marketing them as Michael Bublé Bubbles they started selling like hotcakes". 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1217 Nice that we don't have to wear masks anymore, eh? 1.3398 0.05441 103 72 27 4
1218 It's a small world, after all 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1219 I wonder if masks and keeping six feet apart might be a better approach. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
1220 In my dreams, we just wear masks. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
1221 This is Georgia. We are not allowed to vote if we are in a bubble. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
1222 This doesn't change much for me, I've always lived in my own little world. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1223 Hate to burst your bubble, but you still gotta get vaccinated. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
1224 Now that we are all thinking outside the box, I feel unmoored in a circle of unremitting existential dread. 1.3382 0.08009 68 52 9 7
1225 I haven't been feeling myself lately. Come to think of it, I haven't been feeling much of anything lately. 1.3378 0.06168 74 51 21 2
1226 We're cartoons, shouldn't these bubbles be above our heads?" 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1227 These will go away as soon as the economy improves. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1228 Does anyone here remember normal? 1.3377 0.06022 77 53 22 2
1229 Sure helps keep the streets clean. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1230 Would you like to fuse our bubbles? 1.3375 0.05610 80 54 25 1
1231 Great! I was hoping I'd bump into you. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1232 It really cuts back on secondhand smoke. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1233 And we thought the face masks were inconvenient! 1.3373 0.05757 83 57 24 2
1234 I read on Facebook that vaccines cause infertility. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1235 I kind of miss the mask mandate now. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1236 I really wish they had a vent in these thing 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1237 My cousin Eugene was hit by a car yesterday and we're still looking for him. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1238 I don't want to burst your bubble, but can we hug? 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1239 Well, it really only works if there are no hills. 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
1240 At least she doesn't need poop bags. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1241 want to double bubble? 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1242 No one outside my bubble can read my posts or hear me scream. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1243 I can breathe easier now, but how do we sit? 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1244 I'm so glad things are now back to normal. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1245 Two weeks to flatten the curve, they said 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1246 I read we will soon need to double-bubble. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1247 You pervert, stop rubbing your bubble on mine! 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1248 This stinks. 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
1249 How is she supposed to pick up after that dog? 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1250 Can't believe we've wasted a whole year when the solution was so simple. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1251 If I could spend time in a bubble The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save everyday 'til eternity passes away Just to spend it with you 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1252 COVID-21 makes me long for the days we just had to wear face masks. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1253 But hey, I sure wouldn't want to interfere with anybody's freedom to reject science. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1254 At least they got rid of the mask mandate 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1255 I like social distancing better without the bubbles. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1256 Really?! This is easier than wearing a mask? 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1257 That woman doesn't clean up after her dog. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1258 These vaccines really work! 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1259 How do you keep yours from fogging up? 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1260 And to think, these bubbles used to be just metaphoric! 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1261 Mine’s scented 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1262 You know - after a year of wildfires, earthquakes, mudslides and politics, I really missed normal. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1263 Can you hear me now? 1.3333 0.06596 66 46 18 2
1264 2022 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1265 Yes, it is a bit awkward, but it was much shoter than the line for the vaccination. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1266 I mean, it's basically back to normal! 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1267 We all live in our bubbles anyway! 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1268 Who knew "I'm forever blowing bubbles" would be prophetic? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1269 Excuse me? Did they say we could now mingle outside of our bubble or outside with our bubble? 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1270 If Hillary had won, we would have had bubbles a year ago. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1271 I've got to get out of Brooklyn. I'm tired of living in a bubble. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1272 Don't want to bust your bubble...but you should let a lady cross the street first 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
1273 I miss the good, old mask-wearing days. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1274 Care to expand your bubble? 1.3333 0.05960 78 54 22 2
1275 At least these don't fog up the glasses. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1276 Nice to see someone I'm not actually related to. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1277 Remembe the dot-com bubble? 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1278 Beats all that mask stuff, doesn't it? 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1279 Wanna hold my hand? 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1280 We have finally grown some balls and gotten out of the house. 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
1281 I think I'm experiencing a paradigm shift. 1.3333 0.05827 81 56 23 2
1282 Let’s bubble up! 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1283 I would avoid broccoli and cauliflower. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
1284 This isn't bad. I heard they were thinking of having all of us wear dog cones! 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1285 Would you be offended if I were to say you look bubblicious? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1286 You wanna burst my bubble? 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
1287 I’ll pop by after my blowout. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1288 So,do you think these vaccines will burst our bubbles? 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
1289 You have to hand it to the CDC." 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1290 I'm having a ball, and you? 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
1291 Indoors, I double bubble. 1.3333 0.05799 75 51 23 1
1292 We have to go home before the rain 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1293 I had a feeling 2021 would put a bounce in my step but I wasn’t expecting this 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1294 The mimes were warning us all along. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1295 If these bubbles come in opaque, I won’t have to wear pants anymore. 1.3333 0.06596 66 46 18 2
1296 I was getting tired of working at home, so it's nice to practice social distancing remotely. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1297 If you let the sun hit it just right, every one of these has a silver lining. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1298 Looks like everybody’s having a ball! 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1299 I hear it will be two people a bubble next week. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1300 I sure like not having to wear a mask. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1301 The CDC just approved bubble sharing! 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1302 Tom......Remember when these things were a metaphor back in 2O20ish!!!! 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1303 bloody corners! 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1304 Never better, thanks. I’ve never been much of a people person. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1305 I gotta bounce... but I"ll see ya around. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1306 Why not just roll with it? 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1307 Is it just me but do you get the feeling that something is about to pop? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1308 We went from the rat race to the hamster ball. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1309 It’s a strange side effect of the vaccine, but I just want to know how the dog got one. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1310 Who is the President in YOUR bubble? 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1311 Is yours Bazooka or Dubble Bubble? 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1312 I prefer the bubble, but I find a hula hoop works just as well. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1313 Public isolation is so 2021! 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1314 I don't understand the leash. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1315 I don’t expect you to understand, you’ve always lived in a bubble. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1316 In the New Yorker, superfluous commas go around every prepositional phrase just as superfluous bubbles go around every character. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1317 I'm just glad I can see people smile again. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1318 I had a personal bubble before they went mainstream. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1319 Ever just wanna BOUNCE? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1320 You really do need balls to live in this city. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1321 I guess no one remembers that 60s show The Prisoner. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1322 I know it’s tough, but I just keep rolling along! 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1323 At least the who just farted question is solved. 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
1324 Told you American ingenuity would figure it out. Solved pollution and universal healthcare in one fell swoop! 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1325 I’m good with the bubble, it’s just the ‘social’ I’m not so sure about 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1326 In fact, my inner self is square, okay? 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1327 When a mask, social distancing and vaccinations somehow don't seem like enough 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1328 To mask or not to mask? 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1329 Michael Buble` 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
1330 Pssst! I have a pin! 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1331 Well, at least we don’t have to wear masks. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1332 Pfizer or Moderna? 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1333 With very little practice, our hamster learned to maneuver it beautifully. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1334 No worries. I double bubble. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
1335 I'm really much more bothered by the toil and trouble. 1.3288 0.07569 73 56 10 7
1336 Alright, see you later -- gotta bounce! 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1337 "Would you be interested.in joining me in a Venn diagram this evening?" 1.3286 0.07808 70 54 9 7
1338 And you complained that the masks hindered your breathing 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1339 Mask free, finally! 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
1340 This is way better than a mask! 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1341 I know it’s crazy but my quality of life has actually improved 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1342 I hate to burst your bubble, but you're not my type. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1343 I definitely liked the masks better. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1344 Do think we still need sunscreen? 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1345 I heard your bubble burst. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1346 My farts are the only thing I worry about! 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1347 Initially, I was worried about another housing bubble... 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1348 Well, at least I can see your face now. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1349 It’s only for 14 days 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1350 I’m already married. Didn’t want to burst your bubble. 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1351 It's so liberting not to have to wear masks. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1352 Did you just call me "bubbaliscious"?! 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1353 ...and poor Derrick, he was sitting out in the sun yesterday and burst into flames... 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1354 Do you have a pin? 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1355 I just got the new model. It beeps when I back up. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1356 Hey, I’ve got the needle here that’s going to change your life! 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1357 You're just dreaming, we're all still wearing masks. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1358 You really need to think outside your bubble 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1359 Now this is what I call personal space! 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1360 Me and my friends are having a bubble-wrap party - do you want to pop by? 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1361 It’s so hard to walk in these things. 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1362 I know you like living in a bubble, but you still need to find a job. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1363 I just feel like I've been walking in circles. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1364 Double, double - toil and trouble; sick of being in this bubble. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1365 It was either wearing a mask for another year or this 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1366 I've always been an outdoorsy, bubbly kind of person. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1367 It turns out that if you have gas, your living space increases. There are, of course, the obvious side effects. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1368 They say we’ll be able to stop wearing them when men can keep their hands to themselves. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1369 The good part is that we don't have to worry about wearing masks anymore. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
1370 ...and you never have to carry a umbrella. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1371 I can still smell your dead tooth. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
1372 Hey, handsome. Wanna invade my personal space? 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1373 It's not so bad, unless you step in gum. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1374 Burst my bubble. Please!! 1.3247 0.07496 77 60 9 8
1375 I was worried when the hamsters enslaved us-but these things are pretty fun! 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1376 Biden was right. It's July 4 and the masks are gone! 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
1377 At least we're not locked up at home anymore 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
1378 I would lay off burritos. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1379 Vera Wang. Yours? 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1380 "Well, at least it's stopped snowing!" 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
1381 If I fart one more time, I can fly home. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1382 Remember the good ol' days when we all wore masks? 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1383 I got the vaccine, now I have to get collision insurance. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1384 What time does the Number 6 bus come? Hello? Helloooooo? 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1385 I fear that our relationship is not getting any closer 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1386 I prefer masks, you? 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1387 I'd invite you in but... 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1388 I kind of miss the good old days of 2020 when all you had to do was wear a mask. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1389 I didn't think they would be so literal 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
1390 I think I need more space. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
1391 Sorry to blow you off, but I'm just not interested. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1392 So this is really what they meant when they said ‘stay in your bubble’. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1393 We need to get out more. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1394 The truth is I’m saving a fortune on deodorant. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1395 The year is 2022. It has been 750 days of “15 days to flatten the curve...” 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
1396 Oh hey it’s so nice bumping into you! 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1397 Could you, point me towards the nearest Oxygen station? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1398 Sure is a nice day to get outside for a few rotations 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1399 Yes, really, my name is Glenda. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1400 You've just got to roll with it! 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1401 They say the new models include an exercise wheel! 1.3222 0.06672 90 69 13 8
1402 Hey, keep your bubble 6 feet away from mine. 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1403 I’m regretting this morning’s baked beans all of a sudden. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1404 It does force everyone to pick up after their pet though 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1405 Just smile and act natural Alfred, no one can smell a thing! 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1406 It's so freeing not to wear masks anymore. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1407 I thought the governor said masks, not bubbles. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1408 It worked for the NBA, right? 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1409 It's a great idea but I can't see it ever taking off. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1410 Just until after the second dose. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1411 You first. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1412 Sure, we’re safer now, but I find myself missing that little prick. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1413 I’ll believe it when I see it if that taxi you called has room for both of us. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1414 Venn will I be allowed in your pod? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1415 Mind if I smoke? 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1416 Gives bubble wrap a whole new meaning, doesn't it? 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1417 So you passed on the vaccine passport too huh. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1418 After the 'personal space bubbles' were introduced, Marv began to wonder if Covid-19 was an inside job by the introverts 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1419 ...I said, I DON'T MISS THOSE DARN MASKS. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1420 This is larger than my first apartment in Alphabet City! 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1421 '' You do understand , this can only be a platonic friendship.'' 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1422 It used to be pejorative. Now, it's socially responsible. 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
1423 Now I understand the phrase " life blows" 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1424 We're Venn! 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
1425 I don't double bubble on a first date. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1426 Well, I was hoping to turn left. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1427 I am glad we bumped into each other! 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1428 You know, you can burst my bubble any time you'd like. 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1429 Who would have guessed there were so many introverts? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1430 One question. How the heck do we board the bus? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1431 One more vaccination and I can let people into my bubble. 1.3194 0.06200 72 51 19 2
1432 While still not as good as pre-pandemic dating, it is nice to finally meet up with you in person. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1433 I think we should go back to being squares 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1434 Kinda makes you miss the mask, doesn't it? 1.3194 0.05876 72 50 21 1
1435 Do you smell something? 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1436 I said, Did you hear the good news? 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1437 People took the COVID23 virus seriously. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1438 Dogs are fine, just DON'T walk the cat! 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1439 Is it wrong that I secretly want this to be the new norm? 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1440 no one can hear me anyways 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1441 Do you happen to have a safety pin? 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1442 Finally, bubbles with no need for captions! 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1443 I was never a hugger, anyway. 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
1444 I heard that our ancestors used to wear masks for pandemics. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1445 on the bright side, our sidewalks have never been cleaner 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1446 don't want to burst yours but we gotta talk ... 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1447 At least with the masks we only had to smell our own breath. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1448 Now I know what my son’s hamster feels like! 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1449 Locals will know you're a foreigner with that 2 meter bubble. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1450 I had to quit my axe throwing league, but other than that things have been great 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
1451 Sucks that the clinic ran out of vaccines. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1452 Why is your bubble bigger than my bubble? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1453 I'm never sure if it's six feet between people or six feet between bubbles. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1454 I do feel safe but every once in a while, I let someone who is texting and walking bump into me just to feel something 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1455 And then you said, “I’m going to vote for the hamster. What’s the worst that could happen?” 1.3171 0.07337 82 65 8 9
1456 I heard someone is inventing this thing called a face mask that should be coming out soon 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1457 The doctors finally figured out how to get rid of the masks. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1458 The person who figures out how to hug will make millions.... 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1459 Have you run into Bob recently? He’s been looking a bit deflated. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1460 It beats wearing a mask, except for bathroom time. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1461 No caption is possible as speaker is inaudible. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1462 I'm in the mood for a glass of bubbly too! 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1463 I sympathize with my childhood hamster now 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1464 Bubble up for safety! 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
1465 No, I'm not trying to burst yours. You're just not my type! 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1466 It's not ideal, but I'll just roll with it. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1467 Have you tried getting into a taxi? 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1468 I liked pods better. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1469 When was the last time you just popped in on someone? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1470 Thank God we don’t have to wear those restrictive masks anymore! 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1471 This could have been avoided had we only all wore masks 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1472 Arthur C. Clarke knew this would happen. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1473 My family was worried about me living in a bubble. I told them I wasn't alone. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1474 I finally get to live in my own bubble, then find out it's hip to be square. 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
1475 I have to go to the bathroom. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1476 So much better than taking a vaccine, right? 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1477 ‘Pssst. Our government is controlled by a shadowy group of giant, invisible, hamsters. Pass it on!’ 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1478 When I said bubbly for the New Year this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
1479 Hi, Sam! Didn’t recognize you without your mask. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1480 Aren't you the boy in the bubble who started this whole fad? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1481 I can't wait until the day we get to wear masks. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1482 Finally! We figured a way to beat the COVID 19 variants! 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1483 No way - I’m a huge Paul Simon fan too! 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1484 So it has all bubbled down to this, huh 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1485 yeah, I’d rather stick with the masks. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1486 So this is the hamster experience 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1487 I think we should see other people. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1488 At least they can't force me to wear a mask 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1489 Hi, handsome! Mind if I burst your bubble? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1490 Hmmm... politics, depression, or germs? 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1491 Have you had your second shot yet? 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1492 I can hear what you’re thinking. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1493 Can you tell me how this beats getting the vaccine again? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1494 Well, the Jetsons certainly did not predict this! 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1495 I never thought living in a reality bubble could become reality. 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1496 Care to pop!? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1497 Only a vaccination needle can pop it. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1498 My mom and dad were helicopter parents, so this feels normal for me 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1499 I still think you need a hearing test! 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1500 Vaccination police got me. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1501 Pandemic grooming is so unpredictable. Now lipstick is huge but aftershave is irrelevant. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1502 Let’s see how effective this MeToo vaccine really is 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1503 I hear they're calling it 360 degrees of separation. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1504 Be sure to remove all sharp objects from your pockets and person. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1505 Did you just say, ‘Blow me’.? 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1506 At last! No masks..... 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1507 I'm afraid to see what happens on a windy day. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1508 It feels like we’re going back to normal, doesn’t it? 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1509 The wifi in here is appalling. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1510 Sometimes personal boundaries have curves 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1511 These new PPE requirements are ruining the helmet industry 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1512 I, for one, am going back to Bazooka. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1513 I'm not sure this is better than masks and distancing. 1.3111 0.05392 90 64 24 2
1514 I said, "MMFFMUMMENUMMMUM!!!"......ah forget it 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1515 Watch your step. 1.3111 0.05392 90 64 24 2
1516 I'm regretting that burrito. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1517 I read that the CDC says we should use two of these. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1518 Would you like to come to my place for something bubbly! 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1519 I’ve never felt so connected to my pet hamster. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1520 If you are waiting for that light to say Roll you’ll be waiting all day 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1521 I SAID 'MY HAMPSTER THINKS THIS IS FUNNY... oh never mind' 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1522 Maybe one day we'll be two peas in the same pod. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1523 So nice to be finally outside 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1524 Let’s plant more trees 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1525 Don't blow it now 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1526 What happens if ya have to fart? 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1527 Thank God things are finally back to normal! 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1528 Hah! Who's talking in circles, now? 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1529 So, how do I keep from going around in circles? 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1530 It was better with roller skates. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1531 Will you go round in circles? Will you fly high like a bird up in the sky? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1532 Dr. Fauci says that if Xi Jinping approves the release of the Sinovac P.4.7.3.K. variant booster shots to the North American Occupied Zone, life should get back to normal by summer 2029! 1.3086 0.07167 81 64 9 8
1533 Apparently some people are double-sphering now, too" 1.3086 0.07167 81 64 9 8
1534 How much air you got left? 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1535 Like everyone else, I’m just out here looking for love. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1536 These don't work at all during the winter. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1537 Protective bubbles are great…until you fart. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1538 Maybe we should’ve gotten vaccinated after all 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1539 I'm just trying not to sneeze. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1540 How do you get yours to not fog up? 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1541 What about the dog poop? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1542 Oh, give it a rest! The instructions clearly stated, "Farting in your bubble is NOT advised." 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1543 Watch your step or you're busted 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1544 And a little Double Bubble just patches it right up. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1545 I told you to invest in latex 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
1546 Can you believe some people are still wearing masks? 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
1547 Do you ever feel like it's hard to meet new people? 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1548 It's just a hunch, but I think we have a lot in common. 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
1549 I always used to think it was just a part of getting older, but lately I’ve been wondering why going downstairs always seems so effortless, while going up takes the stuffing out of me every time. 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
1550 The vaccine is healing us. Climate change? Not so much. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1551 And I thought face masks were bad! 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1552 It's not like we never lived in a bubble before. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1553 Let's move to London - I hear they have a whole tube system. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1554 Finally, no more masks! 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1555 I’ve always been told my bubbly personality can be infectious 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1556 I don’t want to burst your bubble, but I feel more distant from you lately. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1557 It's all a hoax. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1558 I know it’s great to be out and about and everything, but some days I just can’t get over feeling like a hamster. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1559 I heard that on Earth it's much less isolated. You only have to stand 6 feet apart! 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1560 Its a lot more comfortable than a mask!" Bob Greene Greenwich CT, 917-696-6823 bob@contourventures.co 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1561 Does this dress make my bubble look fat? 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1562 When a witches "bubble, bubble, toil and trouble" spell goes horribly awry. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1563 Hey ... I heard that. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1564 And class, this is how a social media bubble works. 1.3061 0.06390 98 77 12 9
1565 Dont touch me. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1566 Your bathtub or mine ? 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1567 Like they say, "Virus-free isn't free." 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1568 There’s a new COVID mutation. We’re swapping to cubes soon. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1569 Did you hear about the Windex shortage? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1570 Should’ve gotten it tinted 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1571 Watch out, the police have pins and needles. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1572 And I thought this pandemic would be OVER by 2025! 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1573 Oh, I love the European models. Who knew that two meters had 6 extra inches? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1574 What's next? Bangles and beads? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1575 Mask wearing is so passé. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1576 I don’t know how we ever got along without them! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1577 Hey buddy, got a pin? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1578 How am I ever going to get into a bathroom? 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1579 For some reason I'm always worried about toil and trouble. 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
1580 Want to go for some bubbly when the pandemic subsides? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1581 I don't understand why it's so political, it's a small price to pay for not having to wear a mask. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1582 My kids are so good at social distancing, they won't even phone me! 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1583 If only these bubbles protected us from guns too 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1584 So do you ever Double Bubble? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1585 I hear they’re distributing 4 million pins a day now.” 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1586 Why did the bubble cross the road? 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1587 I know it will end the pandemic but how much air does this thing hold? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1588 You know, these days everyone seems like they're in their own little bubbles. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1589 You think this is better than wearing a mask? 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1590 It's such a relief getting back to our normal lives! 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1591 Sorry, I left my wallet in my other bubble. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1592 Everyone really took social distancing to a new level 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1593 So nice not to need a mask anymore! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1594 Things got weird when Elon Musk was put in charge of pandemic response. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1595 HELLO?! CAN YOU HEAR ME THROUGH THIS BUBBLE?! I HAVEN’T SPOKEN TO ANYONE SINCE LAST MARCH! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1596 Does your bubble also smell like farts? No? Okay. Just checking. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1597 So this is what white privilege feels like. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1598 You know, the masks weren’t really that bad. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1599 These giant hamster balls are great! So how long have you been watching Fox News? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1600 I don't want to burst your bubble, but I have really enjoyed life without you! 1.3034 0.05155 89 63 25 1
1601 Nothing can prepare you for the odors that get trapped in here. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1602 It makes me crazy when people wear their bubble wrong.. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1603 Remember when bubbles were in a glass? 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1604 My SPF is 70,what’s yours 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1605 I have a newfound respect for hamsters. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1606 I’m so glad I don’t have to wear a mask anymore. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1607 I like not having to wear a raincoat anymore. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1608 My psychiatrist says that I am about ready to have a breakthrough experience. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1609 His name was Welk. He did this to many of us he didn’t like. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1610 Loving these new airpods 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1611 "Charlie, I want you to know, if we coalesce, that's a commitment!" 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1612 This works so well, but I still don't know how to enter my building. 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
1613 Well, at least we don’t have to wear masks anymore. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1614 I guess being in your own bubble isn't so bad now. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1615 The last thing we need is to have our balls busted 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1616 We finally achieved the status of living in a bubble. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1617 Remind me. Is this to protect me from COVID or reduce my carbon footprint? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1618 No man is an island. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1619 Sorry, I never merge bubbles on a first date. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1620 Still trying to master cornering without bursting anyone’s bubble. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1621 I Liked it better when we used masks and stayed six feet apart. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1622 Having a ball. Just rolling along. 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
1623 Oh, thanks, but I'm taken. I've been with my one allowable household for about 6 months now. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1624 Life post -pandemic is popping 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1625 If they'd only thought of this a year ago! 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1626 Excuse me. Are you flirting with having a Venn relationship with me of confused about bubble distancing protocol? 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1627 When I heard about a new housing bubble, I didn't think they meant it like this. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1628 I really had a great time. Your bubble or mine? 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1629 Don’t you just love it here in Champagne? 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1630 Well at least we don't have to discuss whether or not we want children. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1631 I just know that lady is going to use her bubble as an excuse to not pick up her dog's poop 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1632 So THIS is how the vaccine works? 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1633 If you really loved me you wouldn't want your own bubble. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1634 Do you want to come up to my place and rub bubbles? 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1635 Why I’m not a witch at all. I’m Dorothy Gale from Kansas. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1636 Face masks were just too political. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1637 Why do I have to pee all of a sudden? 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1638 The heck I'm wearing a facemask 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1639 I wonder how she cleans up after him. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
1640 I went on Facebook yesterday. According to my brother, bubbles are bad for you now. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1641 So much for the umbrella industry. 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
1642 I’m serious, it doesn’t make you look fat. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1643 Forgetting your PIN has now taken on a whole new meaning. 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
1644 But I do miss beans. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1645 I was hoping they’d float. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1646 My bubble has right -of-way 1.3012 0.05349 83 59 23 1
1647 Wow, we do live in a bubble. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1648 Would you believe I used to hate the outdoors? 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1649 Spheres of influence... 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1650 You know what? This is actually better! 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1651 I wanted Calgon, but I got Mr. Bubble. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1652 It's so nice to see your whole face again 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1653 I kind of prefer it this way. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1654 They had promised to flatten the curve 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1655 I guess God likes to pop bubble wraps now. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1656 I'm glad we're almost in the same circle. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1657 If you don't want to wake up in a fog every morning, just quit smoking before you go to bed 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1658 Don't needle me! 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1659 Imagine there's no bubble. It's easy if you try. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1660 Do you know where I can buy some bubble gum? My bubble is leaking. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1661 The CDC now recommends two bubbles. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1662 If you've got a pin, I’ve got two masks. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1663 Cheaper than my studio! 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1664 And some thought Bitcoin was the bubble. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
1665 I mean, technically, we're free to go outside... 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1666 Stop by in an hour. I have a bubble burster. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1667 Maybe we should have gotten the vaccine! 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1668 I'd really like to pop your bubble! 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1669 Ships passing in the night” was more romanti 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1670 I guess wearing a mask would have been better on our first date. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1671 I’m actually fully vaccinated. This is just my liberal bubble. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1672 Dr. Fauci, I presume? 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1673 I'm so glad we don't have to wear the masks anymore. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1674 I like the protection, but I have to be careful about how much fiber I eat. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1675 I guess you haven't got the vaccine yet, neither 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1676 It’s all fun and games until you eat Taco Bell. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1677 Well if I'm being honest, I'm feeling a bit deflated 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1678 D’you catch that lady with the dog on a leash? Yeah I don’t know how that’s even possible 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1679 Does your new normal also smell like garlic? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1680 Why is that dog in a separate bubble? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1681 I hear they arrested that maniac running around with a pin. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1682 i never did like Laurence Welk. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1683 'Last week my mother was attacked by a knitting group. She popped in a matter of seconds.' 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1684 But tell me the truth - does it makes me look fat? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1685 It also protects against chokeholds. 1.2987 0.07175 77 61 9 7
1686 Full BLOWN protection” 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1687 I hope that dog’s bubble has an opening in case of a fire hydrant or this could be rough for him 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1688 « Oh sorry Kevin, I almost didn’t recognize you with your bubble on. » 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1689 Well I preferred the masks, too, but at least this way we avoid that horrid elbow bump. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1690 Give me a high five. I dare you. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1691 It's so nice to get a bit of fresh air 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1692 Now that the "Social Distancing" problem has been solved, people long for the good old days of masking and Zoom meetings! 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
1693 Who would have thought Lawrence Welk would cure COVID? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1694 I know what I shouldn't do in a glass house but what about these things? 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
1695 It’s easier to breathe than with that awful mask, but I understand you run out of oxygen after an hour 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1696 Alright, who farted! 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1697 Don’t you be staring at my bubble, pervert! 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1698 I love it, but it's costing me a fortune in window cleaner. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1699 And all this time we thought gerbils were just cute children's pets. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1700 I can't hear you. You've got your bubble on mute. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1701 ‘I like your aura.’ 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1702 They say we should be expecting snow. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1703 Who knew hamsters taking over the world would have a silver lining? 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1704 Can I pop in to say hello? 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
1705 At least no one can litter... 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1706 Bubble indemnity 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1707 Have any gum? 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1708 I thought I wouldn't like it when the hamsters took power, but I actually feel much safer now. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1709 It’s the latest model but my 5yo nephew just told me they’re coming out with colored ones next month. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1710 I don't want to burst anyone's bubble, but we are still in quarantine. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1711 Are you even listening? I swear, you're off in your own little world. 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
1712 Sorry, you'll have to speak up. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1713 I for one welcome our hamster overlords. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1714 It's so nice, not having to wear masks anymore. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1715 This is ridiculous! I'll wear the damn mask! 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1716 Between you and me...I'm VERY curious to see how the dog is going to pee ! 1.2963 0.07124 81 65 8 8
1717 Sorry I only date vaccinated men. 1.2963 0.06272 54 38 16 0
1718 I'm running low on oxygen. Where's the nearest recharge station? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1719 Let's not do Mexican this time. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1720 Don't act like you can't hear me... Did you hear me? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1721 Yes they’re safe, but you really have to watch what you eat. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1722 Times have been tough, but it's nice to see everyone bounce back. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1723 The designer should have given more consideration to the possibility of flatulence. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1724 No room for squares 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1725 We should have gotten the 2-person model. David! Can you hear me? DAVID!! 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1726 Wanna bounce? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1727 And it's bulletproof! 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1728 I better not see any patches on this when you get home tonight!” 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1729 You little prick! 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1730 Wow,it sure is freeing to be outside! 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1731 Masking is SO 2020. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1732 Bubbles are so last century. It's all about pods now. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1733 Before I moved here, I thought the New York bubble was a metaphor. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1734 I’m looking to expand my personal bubble. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1735 Trust me. Turnstiles are not an option. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1736 Who knew it would take a pandemic to turn us all into Glenda the Good Witch. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1737 ...and I thought that masks were tough! 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1738 Damn, I forgot my mask! 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1739 We're all roll playing. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1740 I’m really enjoying post-COVID New York. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1741 Remember deodorant? Nah 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1742 Wanna...you know...breathe the same air? Or coffee. Coffee also works. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1743 That’s what happens when people who don’t believe in wearing masks and staying six feet away are now six feet under 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1744 So this is what co-evolving with our phones has led us to. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1745 And we thought vaccination was bad! 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1746 I prefer this to wearing a mask. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1747 l know ziss vill end. Just don't ask me venn. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1748 This is so much better than masks, don’t you think? 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1749 Introverts are crushing this 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1750 I think I liked masks more. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1751 Bubble Schmubble, I've got a pin and I'm going to use it. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1752 John Travolta made this look a lot more fun 1.2935 0.05017 92 66 25 1
1753 What it all bubbles down to is this. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1754 I miss the times when we only had market bubbles!! 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1755 How many times do I have to tell you? NO SHARP OBJECTS! 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1756 Being a man of few words, George was grateful for the new COVID protection bubble, it silenced Alice's 50,000 words per day! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1757 Living in a bubble recently has gotten me to re-think my philosophy on vaccination. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1758 How long are you in for? 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1759 Are you sure that you’re six feet away from me? 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1760 If it worked for the stock market maybe it'll work for us 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1761 I never realized THIS was in the Covid bill. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1762 There’s talk of helium for good behavior.” 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1763 Boy did we look stupid when we wore masks 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1764 A little like chicken noodle soup. What do YOU smell like? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1765 Be careful, I just passed a broken bottle on the corner of that block over there 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1766 When my mother use to say, “remember you were raised in a 1% bubble,” I had no idea what she meant. 1.2927 0.06829 82 65 10 7
1767 Should we be investing in this bubble market? Or do you think it's a market bubble? 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
1768 I knew our species was doomed but i had a different image 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1769 Safe as houses, it’s the getting in and out that’s killer! 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1770 These cold air balloon rides aren't as fun. 1.2927 0.06829 82 65 10 7
1771 OK, Your right- yours is bigger than mine! 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1772 What do you mean I live in a bubble? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1773 And my friend was telling me that physical touch used to really be a LOVE language? I know, I can’t believe it either. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1774 I just bounced down from the 6th floor... 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1775 At least we’ll never have to buy an umbrella again. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1776 Gotta give our mayor credit for his War on Pickpocketing. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1777 I so enjoy not having to wear a mask anymore, don't you? 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1778 I'll put up with this for 2021, but next year I plan to get an electric model. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1779 I feel like we never hold hands on our dates anymore, Melvin. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1780 You must learn to think outside the bubble. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1781 That pandemic era feeling of living in a bubble is hard to shake off. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1782 contain yourself 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1783 On the plus side, I can have raw onion on my burger at lunch. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
1784 Did you say heard immunity? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1785 This solved the COVID problem, but really highlighted my gas issues. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1786 I still think it beats wearing a face mask. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1787 You have seemed so distant lately. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1788 This is MUCH easier than getting vaccinated. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1789 The New York City bubble, am I right? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1790 At least we don’t have to carry around those vaccine passports 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
1791 Is that the ‘iBubble 6’? I’ve been meaning to upgrade from my 4. 1.2917 0.05394 72 51 21 0
1792 And to each their own bubble. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1793 I thought it was off-putting at first, but I've since gotten really into just standing still and completely blocking the sidewalk. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1794 The vaccine is effective, all right, but I'm not crazy about the side effects. 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
1795 Am I glad we don't have to social distance anymore. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1796 Who'd have thought, one good witch could start a trend this big? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1797 It’s a bubblin’ day in the neighborhood. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1798 Aren't they only suppose to put our thoughts in bubbles in when we're in a cartoon? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1799 No thanks. I'm waiting for my Pop. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1800 Seems that I'm not the only one whose weight has ballooned during the pandemic. 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1801 My realtor says it'll burst any day now... 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1802 For the last time Paul, don’t burst my bubble 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1803 Reservation is at 7, but I’m gonna roll over there around 6:30- how about you? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1804 Funny I should bump into you. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1805 Look at it this way - at least we're outside.... 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1806 Remember when we all had to wear masks? 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1807 The bonus- No more stepping in dog poop! 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1808 I heard that when the vaccine kicks in, they turn into cubes. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1809 You should see Times Square 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1810 Someone needs a bubble bath. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
1811 I just wanted to live out my dream of being Glinda. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1812 Want to rub bubbles? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1813 I’m a bubble girl in a bubble world. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1814 Not only that! But your halitosis is gone! 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1815 I'm really looking forward to expanding my bubble once I'm vaccinated. 1.2895 0.07210 76 61 8 7
1816 Don't judge a book by it's circumference 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1817 It's a lot like being a Comcast Customer Service Rep, or Mitch McConnell! 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1818 I'd give my right arm for a pin! 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1819 I hate to burst your bubble, but you need a shave. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1820 Bubble users grounded as helium prices soar. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1821 Have you tried the new scents? Mine is “New Car.” 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1822 I'm having a party to celebrate being vaccinated. You should pop in. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1823 Yeah, I’m glad I wore flats today. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1824 ‘I suppose we’re all waiting for our breakout moment.” 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1825 Hubble bubble... 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
1826 This trend feels like a bubble. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1827 Hey, keep your bubble away from mine OK! Exactly what do you not understand about social distancing. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1828 Well, look at the bright side; at least we don't have to worry about social distancing anymore. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1829 Anyone know how to pop these things? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1830 Recent developments in Birth Control 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1831 There's a double bubble bus comin' down the street... ? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1832 I thought you said you had a latex allergy. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1833 It’s nice to finally get out and suffocate in public. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1834 I used to make fun of my hamster when i was a kid. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1835 See you 'round. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1836 I missed going outside 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1837 Can I pop (in)? 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1838 Have you seen the air prices lately? 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1839 I love the new CDC recommendation. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1840 No walking when it’s windy. I don’t want to have to fish you out of the lake again. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
1841 I’d love to stay and talk, but I have to bounce. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1842 And another advantage is they're bulletproof! 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1843 My bubble is bigger than yours but I feel lonely in it 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1844 the hamsters finally got their revenge 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1845 I'm debating if you're bubble-worthy? 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1846 I just wish it was made of Dom Perignon. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1847 During a recent quarterly earnings meeting, Trojan shareholders asked, ‘but, seriously, why are condom sales down?’ 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1848 Excuse me, got any bubble gum? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1849 The white people seem to be having a much easier time with it. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1850 It's so wonderful to finally catch a breath of fresh air! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1851 Can’t wait till we can stop wearing these things 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
1852 Don’t you dare start with your “bubbles are flat” theory, again 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1853 Do you think they'll let us carpool? 1.2875 0.05394 80 58 21 1
1854 Yes, we’re totally safe in these things until the oxygen runs out. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1855 It's really changed how I view the world too! 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1856 I am looking forward to bursting your bubble 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1857 All my conversations are circular now. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1858 Now it's not so embarrassing when I fart. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1859 And I thought masks were hard to breathe in. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1860 Did you hear? Variant proof, money-back guarantee! 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1861 Don't act like you can't year me. 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
1862 It about but not really out. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1863 This is the Number Six model, code named Patrick. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1864 It lets us exercise our right not to wear a mask 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1865 Can you believe it?! Now Fauci is saying we should double our bubbles! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1866 This reminds me of the time my parents took me to see Lawrence Welk. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1867 I hate to burst your bubble, but we can’t hold hands. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1868 Oh, look! We're a Venn diagram. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1869 It's called "zero population growth." 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1870 I know we’re supposed to say inside our bubbles, but didn’t you think that they could hold more and be less visible? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1871 Sorry, can’t hear you. My bubble is playing Wagner. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1872 Let's get a coffee, I'm trying to avoid pop. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
1873 You're still so square! 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1874 Ever since the pandemic, I feel like I'm traveling in circles. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1875 It’s great against the virus but not so great in the wind 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1876 Remember when all we had to do to meet people was wear a mask? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1877 Trident or Hubba Bubba or Double Bubble? 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
1878 If the wind picks up, let's try meeting here in again in 2 hours. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1879 Good thing nobody has a pencil. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1880 Pity the bubble dogs who are post-poop kickers. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1881 At least we won’t get face mask tans this summer...? 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
1882 Funny rolling into you here. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1883 I’ve been farting the entire time we’ve been standing here. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1884 They say you always bump into people you know... 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
1885 Hey, haven’t I seen you around? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1886 In the Midwest, this is basically foreplay! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1887 What kinds of edibles were those again? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1888 I feel so out of touch in this new normal. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1889 Hey! I got my new bubble on sale at target, you? 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1890 Where'd you buy yours from? Mine is from Mr. Bubble. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1891 These bubbles blow 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1892 So nice to breath fresh air again 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1893 watch it, Bub 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1894 I recommend listing on "PopMine.com." 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1895 Mary, I think it's time for us to take the next step- will you... join my covid bubble? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1896 I had such high hopes for the vaccine. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1897 We've been separated for so long. I'd like a divorce. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1898 So the meaning of life is just surface tension? 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
1899 I find I'm much happier as a Welkian. 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
1900 I put too much detergent in the washing machine. How about you? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1901 If you've been vaccinated, I've got a pin. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1902 I feel like a virgin just waiting ... 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1903 I'm breaking up with you, Fred. You never even really tried to get into my orb. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1904 We've become so cliche. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1905 I have to get back home to refill the oxygen. See ya later. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1906 I keep having flashbacks to my late hamster, Fuzzy. I can’t explain it! 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1907 Helium... why what’s in yours...?! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1908 Aw, your dog is so cute! Can I pet his bubble? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1909 Now we can live our normal lives again. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1910 That's it! I'm outta here. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1911 Son...? 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1912 at least they don't itch your. nose. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
1913 Sometimes I feel we're all just living in our own Bubble. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1914 You said,"full transparency through science." Where do we go from here, Mr. Crazy Scientist? 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
1915 Would you like to move in to my bubble? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1916 Well, at least we are out of the house! 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1917 I just don’t understand you. It’s like you live in a bubble or something. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1918 It occurs to me I don’t mind you eating Taco Bell any more. 1.2836 0.07610 67 54 7 6
1919 Well, it worked for the NBA. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1920 Well, it’s bigger than my studio. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
1921 I would say I'm a bubbly person 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1922 Wanna go see the Coldplay show, or are you fine living your life inside a bubble? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1923 Ready? I have a safety pin... 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1924 I just know somebody is going to come along and burst my bubble 1.2830 0.06247 53 38 15 0
1925 I read it’s better to double-bubble. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1926 Can’t hear you, what? 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1927 Beats wearing a mask. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
1928 Whoever smelt it, dealt it. Am I right? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1929 Sometimes I feel guilty about putting the umbrella industry out of business. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1930 Masks were easier, but this is freedom. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1931 I hope this ends soon. I Feel like a hamster. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1932 It’s so nice to see you!” “What?! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1933 This was funnier on Seinfeld. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1934 You can join my bubble but lose the goatee first. 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
1935 Y'all got a cigarette? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1936 Hey, Your breath still STINKS! 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1937 They're bulletproof. Walking while Black is safe now. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1938 To each their own, right? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1939 So this is what qualified immunity feels like! 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1940 Look, I get that the governor owes a favor to Trump, and the whole thing with Gaetz and Epstein admittedly put him in a weird position, but is this *really* better than just wearing a mask? 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1941 Behold, our future. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1942 I’m about to pop off 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1943 Thinking outside the bubble... 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1944 I said, IT’S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1945 Feels good to finally get some fresh air. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1946 Well, it beats Zoom! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1947 They’re great protection from disease, but even better protection from sweaty handshakes.” 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1948 At least we're not stuck in the Cubist movement. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1949 It has a new car smell, but I still feel awkward at parties. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1950 Can’t wait to break out the bubbly once this pandemic is over. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1951 You never hold my hand anymore 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1952 If they had just let us have covid vaccine passports this wouldn't have happened. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1953 This is just how we roll now. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1954 I couldn't afford the fart-free version, but they say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
1955 Pardon me, can you tell me where the air pumps are? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1956 I’m sooo ready to burst. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
1957 Is that a designer bubble? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1958 Toil and trouble indeed they are.... 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1959 Whatever you do, don't fart. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1960 ...yeah, but, they make cleaning up after Fido somewhat problematic. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1961 We need speech bubbles. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1962 I say it's toil and trouble, too. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1963 I can't figure out how to get out, but at least I'm protected from the virus. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1964 Greg said these also protect against bad breath 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
1965 I'll be glad when Covid-29 is finally behind us. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1966 Finally, I know how politicians feel. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1967 Tim?! I haven't seen you since before the gerbils took over! 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1968 They told me if I moved to New York, I'd no longer be living in a bubble. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1969 I think we got carried away with our covid bubbles. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1970 Eggs and Guinness was a bad lunch choice. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1971 So I said to Sally, you should call him...OH GOD I CAN’T BREATHE THERE’S NO OXYGEN IN HERE WHY DIDN’T ANYONE THINK OF THIS. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1972 Would it burst your bubble if I said "maybe if you lose the goatee""? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1973 What happened to masks and social distancing? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
1974 All I know is they said the Tide had turned. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1975 It took a pandemic for you to find people who are like you. 1.2800 0.05220 75 54 21 0
1976 Because I'm an anti-vaxxer influencer, my bubble was complimentary from the manufacturer. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1977 Venn will this end? 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
1978 Do you remember the good old days with masks? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
1979 Sure the new Personal Space Law is nice, until you try getting on the subway. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1980 one day we will hug it out and laugh about it 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1981 At least the personal space problem is solved forever 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1982 So that’s the Moderna bubble? Man, that is nice. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1983 Does this mean we have to go back to work? 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1984 Y’know, we’re all just slaves to what the fucking New Yorker thinks is funny. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1985 Glad to finally be rid of the mask. Of course when the oxygen runs out in here I’m screwed. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1986 I’m so relieved I can give up my stilletos now. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1987 I hate to burst your bubble... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1988 New to Anti-vaxville? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1989 Aren't you glad we got to stop wearing those inconvenient masks? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1990 Look, we're vendiagramming! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1991 Buzz off - Bubble Boy!!! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1992 Excuse me,do you have a pen I could borrow? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1993 I got the Pfizer bubble? Which bubble did you get? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1994 What’s up bubala? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1995 Makes stepping out of one's bubble even more difficult. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1996 I think I prefer my mask 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1997 What’s popping? 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1998 This is the strangest first date . 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1999 I never expected to be surrounded by the glass ceiling. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2000 Can you hear me now John? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2001 Things get nasty in here pretty quick. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
2002 Can you slow your roll? I need to cross here. 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
2003 I see you also chose bubble over vaccine. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2004 Dr. Fauci said we might need 2 bubbles. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2005 At least they are not Bauhaus inspired. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2006 Life was a lot simpler before the hamsters took over 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2007 This sure beats masks and I don't even need a sweater or an umbrella any more. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2008 After lunch, wanna go for a roll in the park? 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2009 do you wanna go bouncing or share a cab? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2010 Let's stay away from Emily. She's gotten so prickly. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2011 Most people find me effervescent. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2012 Pop over 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2013 So tell me, do you get out much? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2014 It's so nice to be inside again, isn't it? 1.2778 0.04713 108 80 26 2
2015 Who you callin' bubble butt? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2016 Nice day, I assume. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
2017 Of course I'm vaccinated, but I have to keep up appearances until after my family reunion. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2018 I think it's unrealistic that the spheres are so perfect. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2019 This won’t protect you from running into your ex, though. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2020 No, you'd remember if you met her. About my height, brown hair...doesn't wear a bubble. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
2021 Title: “Bio-Dome MMXXI; your dome away from home.” 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
2022 Well, the echo is a little annoying but I think I prefer this over living under a rock. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2023 It’s the free people’s answer to the oppressive mask mandate! 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2024 I thought my breath was bad in a mask. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2025 See? I told you the government believes in transparency. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2026 Better to be in the bubble than on the bubble. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2027 Blowing my way? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2028 Hate to tell you,but the government will be bursting our bubbles 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2029 It feels so great to be off the bubble. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2030 Nowadays everybody's a Glinda fan! 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2031 All I'm saying is that your surface tension is contagious. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2032 I hate to burst your bubble but the Mets still suck 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2033 Do you have a breath mint? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2034 Bubble or nothing. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2035 I appreciate the implicit boundaries of Venn dating 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2036 Isn’t it so much better than getting a shot?” 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2037 I still can’t get over how safe this neighborhood is. It’s unbeliebubble! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2038 Now that the bubble requirement is literal, I need less fibre in my diet. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2039 COVID 20 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2040 We never should have let the hamsters take over. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2041 Let's all take a dive in the Hudson and call it a bubble bath 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2042 I can't wait for them to widen all the sidewalks. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2043 So this is safe sex. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2044 Is that Gucci? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2045 I thought you said we were going to the Snow globe Museum? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2046 Welcome to Bucky Fullerville. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2047 You see no masks. I see Venn diagrams. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2048 Talk about an echo chamber 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2049 Bubbles were a heckuva lot different in my day. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2050 I'm grateful for the freedom. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2051 Hi Handsome. From the size of your bubble, you must be happy to see me. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2052 I can’t wait for the social distancing bubble to burst. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2053 I know, right? With masks it was just the smell of your own breath. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2054 Welcome to 2023 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2055 And don’t call me Bubbles. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2056 It’s not bad until you fart. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2057 If you ask me,this thing is nothing but toil and trouble. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2058 My last date was such a prick. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2059 I guess it was I who dealt it 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2060 It’s a bubble wrap! The End. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2061 And sometimes my bubble goes out without me. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2062 Who checks the air in these things anyway 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2063 I hear we’ll be able to have an 8-person model by the Fourth of July. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2064 Now i know how my hamster feels 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
2065 Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble/Fever burn and virus double 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
2066 I said, this is hyspherical 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
2067 I had to go with the bubble because I have this terrible fear of needles. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2068 Wanna pop over to my place soon? 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2069 Nice bubble! Wanna go for a vaccine with me? 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2070 Might be easier to just get the vaccine. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2071 I'm actually quite worldly, you know. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2072 Isn’t it great we don’t have to wear those pesky masks anymore ? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2073 I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2074 Despite all my gall, I'm still just a guy in a ball. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2075 ... and would you believe Marilyn asked to borrow my bubble? 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
2076 Walking around used to be so dirty and dangerous. I miss it. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2077 So, this is supposed to be better? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2078 I hear the Johnson & Johnson’s got more bounce. 1.2740 0.05256 73 53 20 0
2079 The New Chastity Belt 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2080 yea I thought this would have been listed as a side effect too 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2081 Hey, is it weird that we can still breathe in these things? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2082 It’s a green light start rolling. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2083 I hate to burst your bubble, but I can't come to your party. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2084 I see we've gone from social-distancing to anti-social-distancing 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2085 At least it’s got free Wi-Fi. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2086 I wonder how the cube people are doing. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2087 Then like my dreams, they fade and die” 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2088 I just like seeing peoples faces again. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2089 Can't say I like the new N95000000 masks that much. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2090 What comes around, goes around... 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2091 Haven’t been vaccinated yet? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2092 I feel a bubble entendre joke coming on but I don’t want to make yours pop. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2093 Fancy meeting you here at the corner of Boil and Trouble 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2094 I knew Bubble Tea was popular but who knew it could be part of a public health initiative? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2095 I've always wondered what hamsters felt like. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2096 Does this make me look fat? 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2097 Winter is coming. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2098 So, masks are intolerable but force fields are cool, I guess? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2099 I’ve had mine for years, since I first met my in-laws.” 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2100 If I told you that you had a beautiful bubble, would you hold it against me? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2101 Thanks for a lovely dinner in my general vicinity. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2102 Now I know how those square pegs feel. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2103 This anti-litter campaign is a little aggressive?" 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2104 I'm guessing the weather is nice. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2105 I'm thinking that the cure is worse than the disease. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2106 Stop whining bubble boy...at least there's no more gum on the sidewalks 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2107 I always wanted to be Glinda, so this worked out quite well for me 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2108 I bought mine used. Not even a hint of racism in it yet! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2109 They aren't really going to get us off the ground, are they? 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2110 Watch out for the dude with the MAGA hat and the knitting needles 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2111 He who smelt it, dealt it. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
2112 What the heck I'll give it a roll. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2113 Did you hear, Malik wants to put snow in his? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2114 This so outweighs a mask! 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2115 Wanna go for a roll in the park? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2116 It’s my first time out of the house, do you see these too? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2117 What flavor did you get? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2118 Don’t blow it 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2119 Yeah, I didn’t read the fine print of our last phone update either 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2120 This new expression of emotional unavailability is starting to bother me 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2121 The New York real estate bubble has reached its peak, I think. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2122 Where's the humor in this? 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2123 Watch out for the porcupine near the corner of Main and State. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2124 Weren't you once in my bubble? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2125 They thing they don't tell you is that it's important to wear clean shoes before you get in. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2126 I'm waiting for the variant. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2127 They can't make me wear a mask! 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2128 I guess we don't need masks anymore. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2129 Reception is terrible in here! 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2130 Watch it! Can't you see I am not in your bubble? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2131 I’m still waiting for that privilege that comes with living in a bubble 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2132 I made that mistake once. Don’t eat chili. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2133 We've implemented bubbles. Six feet became to hard to measure with the blind eye. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2134 That doesn’t look like an N-95 bubble. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2135 I think I liked the masks better. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2136 It seems we stood and talked like this before But I can't remember where or Venn. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2137 Hmmmm, so if I’m not getting the vaccine, this is my only other choice? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2138 ... Lucille? 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2139 Hey, just pop on over! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2140 Why don’t you roll by my place later? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2141 What do you say? You, Me, my bubble? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2142 In future with global warming,have to carry an oxygen cylinder in this bubble 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2143 Well, you said you’d do anything to avoid wearing a mask. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2144 Moderna! You? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2145 What happens when the dog has to go to the bathroom? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2146 Did you ever see the T.V. show The Prisoner? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2147 Care for a pop? 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
2148 This was more fun at the flaming lips concert. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2149 Living in a bubble is the new sphere of life. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2150 No name is not "Glinda, Good Witch of the North", why? 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2151 Under certain conditions, I’d be fine if you burst my bubble.” 1.2703 0.05198 74 54 20 0
2152 Leave it to Science to find a way to end the mask debate! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2153 Cheer up, or I’ll burst your bubble!” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2154 At least we didn't have to get that stupid vaccine! 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2155 I don't think we need to stay six feet away from each other anymore. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2156 You have to admit these are a breath of fresh air. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2157 It is much easier than wearing a mask 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2158 Feeling Bubbly? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2159 Now all my photos have the soap filter. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2160 Wanna pop? 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2161 I rather stay in my Liberal Bubble for now 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2162 I wonder what we'll do when we encounter a hill. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2163 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a triangle is a good guy with a bubble. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2164 My other bubble is in the cleaners. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2165 This social distancing thing has really gotten out of hand! Did you hear what I said? This social distancing thing... Ah, forget it. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2166 I miss escalators. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2167 Nice day 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2168 And did you see that Republicans are less likely to use their bubbles? 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
2169 This is so much better than wearing a mask all the time but I haven't figured how to get out of it. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2170 Fox or MSNBC? 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
2171 Oh my God Becky...look at her bubble! It is SO big! 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
2172 Well, my worst allergy is nuts. How about you? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2173 I miss the 2020 Pandemic 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2174 I would like to burst your bubble. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2175 And then came the hugging pandemic of 2022... 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
2176 At least they don’t keep slipping below your nose. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2177 I've about had it. These are pointless and we're going in circles. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2178 Who needs social distancing when we can just respect bubble space? 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2179 Side effects may include learning how to read lips. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2180 Well at least you have the self-inflating model! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2181 Why would you crave intimacy when it's reduced to bubble bumps?" 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2182 How are we getting oxygen in these? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2183 Damned Democrats! 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2184 Are we suds? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2185 This is one side effect I didn’t see coming. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2186 When I stated I wanted more bubbles in my life, I meant champagne! 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2187 Six feet, buddy. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2188 Lawrence Welk would have loved this! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2189 Yes, this is the new normal 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2190 I kind of miss masks 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2191 Of course I feel safe, but I have no signal for my cell phone...and no one can hear me. Hey! No one can hear me!...Hey!... 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2192 Waving a magic wand does not fix climate change. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2193 It’s not you, I just need my own space right now 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2194 The bubble mandate has certainly simplified political discussions. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2195 I went for the helium. 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
2196 Life suds! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2197 This wasn’t what I envisioned when I ordered the new I-pod. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2198 Are you the guy with the pin to burst my bubble? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2199 I've heard of living in a bubble but this is getting ridiculous. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2200 We will all regret not getting the vaccine if it starts raining soon. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2201 Wow this six feet rule is a great filter know what I mean. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2202 Perhaps "Dawn" will let us get together. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2203 I’m proud to say I was an early adapter before these things blew up! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2204 Hey not to freak you out, but I saw a bee over that way 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2205 This city housing bubble is crazy, mine doesn't even have an en-suite 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2206 Great bubble. So, what do you do? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2207 Hello? (Hello? Hello? Hello?) Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2208 Now they say we leave carbonated footprints! 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
2209 Hey, let’s find Fred and Sue and double bubble! 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
2210 Honestly, Keith, it’s too early for COVID cartoons. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2211 This is great! I got rid of all my umbrellas." 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
2212 just don't FART ! 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2213 Excuse me, Sir. I think your bubble may be a little too close to mine! 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2214 Hate to pop your bubble, but I'm married. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2215 Pleased to see you Pop! 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2216 Yes, I’m from Georgia; how did you know? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2217 I much prefer these to masks. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2218 'Am I Glinda?' Gee, I haven't heard that one today! Just stay in your own bubble and we will get along fine. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2219 Now if I could only stop farting. . . 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2220 Side Effects? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2221 Costco. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2222 Pardon my bubble 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2223 I bet you can’t tell I haven’t showered in four days. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2224 Is yours a touchscreen too? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2225 I used to enjoy taking bubble baths. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2226 True, there's no more scooping, but now Rover needs a bath every day. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2227 By my count, this is the new new new new new new normal. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2228 Masks and social distancing is so last year, social bubbling is the new trend. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2229 Sorry I am late, couldn’t get past the entry door 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2230 I’m really starting to empathise with my childhood hamster. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2231 I'm so glad we can get fresh air now 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2232 A Liberal’s perfect vision of the future 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2233 Let's get a dog. They come with their own bubble. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2234 Didn't 'Seinfeld' do an episode about this? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2235 It’s an upgrade from social distancing with a mask. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2236 Want to split an uptown breeze? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2237 As Bill strolled down the street, he immediately regretted the chili dogs he ate for lunch. He was his own worst enemy. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2238 Maybe we can use the leash hole? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2239 Got any spare helium? The elevator's out of order. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2240 Why no, it’s not just me...it actually is hot in here. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2241 What...? Is it the goatee? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2242 What’s next? Thought bubbles? 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
2243 It's not bad except for the sudden urge to run on a wheel and eat kibble. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2244 Sure beats having to wear a mask! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2245 I know it’s difficult, but you’ll just have to roll with it. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2246 I'm getting the nine-variant vaccine on Tuesday. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2247 Excuse me, what did you say? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2248 I prefer Bazooka over Double Bubble. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2249 On the bright side, we don't have masks on anymore! 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2250 Can we just go back to masks, please? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2251 Hopefully they’ll find a cure for tedious 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2252 I’m trading for the 2 person in ‘22. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2253 These are the days of miracle and wonder 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2254 If Gerbils ruled the world. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
2255 a still from a futuristic sci-fi film called “2021”. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2256 The CDC now recommends we all become hamsters 1.2667 0.05141 75 55 20 0
2257 And I thought wearing a mask and having to smell my own breath was bad. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2258 sure, I feel safer outside in the bubble, but I'd like to sit down now and then 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2259 Hey! Haven’t I seen you in a film? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2260 Still better than last year’s Covid-33 restrictions. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2261 No more foggy glasses 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2262 I remember the good old days when we only had to wear a mask. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2263 ''Anyone else wish we would burst already?!'' 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2264 Do you think our bubbles are two meters apart? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2265 Spheres of Insouciance 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2266 I feel like a cartoon character! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2267 Did you remember to bring condoms? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2268 All we need is a couple of pinpricks and I'm yours. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2269 Nice bubble,is it new? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2270 I hate to burst your balloon,buster,but you're sure not getting into mine! 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2271 People always said I had a "bubbly" personality 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2272 Probably a bad idea to fart in here huh? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2273 My Fauci Bubble works great as long as I don't fart. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2274 I picked the wrong air fragrance today. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2275 Are you sure these spheres are six feet apart? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2276 Once you get through the door, it's not so bad. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2277 Did your pandemic bubble come with Apple Play? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2278 Hey handsome, don't just stand there like you don't see me. I know you want to burst my bubble. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2279 Hey,we no longer need to wear a mask! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2280 Remind me to buy some mouthwash. 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2281 Isolated, vaccinated and now carbonated. Are we there yet? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2282 We could reduce our surface tension by merging our bubbles." "Is that a proposal?" 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2283 At least we don't have to deal with the pollen. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2284 Did you hear that Al Gore lost? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2285 Do you mind if we merge? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2286 Maybe having egg salad for lunch was a bad idea 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2287 Just be quiet and respect the science 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2288 So I’m guessing, no sex tonight? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2289 That’s not six feet. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2290 If you think the kerb is dangerous,wait until you get to Cobble Hill 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2291 Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single infection on this block 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
2292 I hate to burst your bubble, but.. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2293 I’d love to burst everyone’s bubble. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2294 They may just be soap bubbles, but I feel safer. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2295 Mine prevents Covid and police brutality. 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
2296 I find your sphere of influence intrusive. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2297 They said we’d have flying cars by now 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2298 I wouldn’t have been so against vaccine passports if I knew this was the alternative... 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2299 Remember when bubbles were just 'personal'? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2300 Dog's have bubbles? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2301 Who says you can't live life in a bubble? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2302 Now I know what hamsters feel like... 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2303 Can I borrow a pin? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2304 And we thought the 2020 pandemic was bad! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2305 I would say the polarization of America is pretty much complete 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2306 And I think you’re really well rounded! 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2307 This years model comes with auto encapsulate and distance monitors 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
2308 I wish they would stop letting that big kid play with the giant bubble wand. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2309 At least we'll never have to wash our hands again. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
2310 Got a light? 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2311 Spring/Summer 2021 Collection 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2312 It's harder to cut corners these days. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2313 The new covid recommendation was utopia of Ben’s hapnephobic dreams 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2314 Just upgraded mine with A/C 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2315 I hear the new iBubble comes with the new ceramic shell & 5G. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2316 I haven’t bought deodorant in months! 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2317 I warned you facemarks would be a bad investment. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2318 The un-social-distancing!! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2319 How is the new social distancing protocol working out for you? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2320 Hey, I’m walking in a bubble here! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2321 I'm so excited I could just burst over this! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2322 Did you just fucking call this a ‘bubble economy,’ Jerry? I... I want a divorce. 1.2623 0.05679 61 45 16 0
2323 I am so ready to burst my bubble. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2324 You’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2325 How would you feel about our Venning? 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2326 Dammit — Covid has even outlawed Venn Diagrams! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2327 Could you scratch my back? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2328 At least the Venn Diagram Dating Site got it right about me being a cat person. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2329 It's fine until a big wind sweeps in. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2330 I'm looking for a well rounded relationship, more spherical than circular 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2331 This is the power of the vaccine. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2332 The Glenda bubble is so much more comfortable than a mask. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2333 So you’re the boogie woogie bubble boy? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2334 Now I wish I had the vaccine 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2335 Venn vill ve meet again? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2336 I dare you! Blow a bubble! 1.2615 0.05493 65 48 17 0
2337 It's great to see you, but I've gotta bounce." 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
2338 Time to bust a move. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2339 I don’t think this is what they mean by the housing bubble . . . 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2340 I hope what I'm about to say doesn't burst your bubble. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2341 Want to become a Venn diagram? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2342 you know I appreciate government innovation, but I haven't been able to fit through my apartment door for three weeks 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2343 I have to stop eating so much fiber. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2344 And if anyone tells me to 'mask up', I'm gonna burst their bubble. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2345 Don’t Worry Honey. Size Still Doesn’t Matter. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2346 Yes, my therapist also recommended a personal bubble as a way of emerging from the Covid year. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2347 Could I share your Bubble tonight? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2348 I heard we were in a bubble, but this is ridiculous. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2349 Fancy meeting you here. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
2350 I have no idea how she cleans up after the dog. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2351 I didn’t smell it but I heard it. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2352 The new mayor did promise to clean up the streets. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2353 Yeah, I heard people in Phase 1A get the ones that drive themselves. These manual walkers are just for the general public. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2354 freedom, at last 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2355 Planet Oxymoron Where people in their own world live together 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2356 My husband says I’m always using circular arguments. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2357 No,it's a bubble. It's only a pod if it's occupied by two or more people. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2358 I don't think it matters, but - hey, are you listening to me? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2359 These bubbles are great! I haven't showered in three weeks and no one knows. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2360 I’m Marcie, but everyone calls me Glinda 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2361 If you prick them, do they not burst? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2362 Is it supposed to be six feet in diameter, or a six-foot radius? Geometry was not my strength. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2363 I thought we were taking a walk together. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2364 I no longer have the desire to make it to the top. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2365 Hey, watch it, Bub! 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
2366 I like all kinds of music and yes I do like bubble rap. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2367 Palmolive. You 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2368 This isn't what I was expecting from that new soap. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2369 We need bigger social distancing bubbles. Your presence still annoys me from here. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2370 ...and the best thing is that I haven't had a cold since March 2020! 1.2597 0.05030 77 57 20 0
2371 No wit today,speech bubbles otherwise engaged. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2372 But your dating profile says you’re a bubble respecter” 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2373 What if it doesn’t squish enough when I want to get onto the bus? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2374 Avoid the parks. You can guess what routine ALL the mimes are doing. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2375 I've spent all my life living in a bubble anyways 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2376 Anybody got a pin? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2377 If hasmsters ruled the world 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2378 This isn't how I thought Covid-19 would effect my sense of smell. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2379 I don't mean to burst your bubble - we'll be living with Covid for years 1.2593 0.06978 81 68 5 8
2380 Introvert Heaven 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2381 When a rogue satellite knocked out all of the cellphones, no one remembered how to communicate manually. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2382 Want to be in a bubble together? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2383 I liked the new new normal more than the new new new normal 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2384 Ahh, I really missed the fresh air. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2385 Stay six feet away from sharp objects. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2386 How does it work again...do I say hello first or wait for eye contact? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2387 Alert--rose bushes ahead !!!! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2388 I feel like we're just circling around the issue. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2389 Fred when i said i wanted to feel bubbly this isn't what i had in mind 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2390 They're predicting extinction is just around the corner. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2391 Sue and Jack asked if we would like to go on a double-bubble date. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
2392 ...you know, with John Travolta. I’m sure you seen it. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2393 So, long story short, I'm a cat person now. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2394 I hear Lawrence Welk is in town this weekend. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2395 I don't care about germs. I want personal space. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2396 Shall I pop over? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2397 I’ll pass on your left. No, your other left 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2398 If I'm in a hurry I'll jump in front of a bus. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2399 Good thing our revolving doors are concave. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2400 I don’t suppose you have a cigarette, do you? 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
2401 I hate to burst your bubble, but the CDC says you can still get the virus this way. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2402 Mother warned us about swallowing gum”. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
2403 When the government said we were in the clear, I just pictured something different. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
2404 Mine’s made from 100% post-consumer recycled plastic. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2405 I’m just happy to be off the wheel 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2406 Excuse me, can i bounce an idea off of you? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2407 Yeah, I’ve been an anti-masker for a while now 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
2408 Spanx are so last season 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2409 This bubble is bigger than my apartment. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2410 My Stockbroker said we’re in a bubble! 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2411 Yeah I got the vaccine. But I like my bubble. Not coming out! 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
2412 Forget about the bubbles. How come there's only one kind of dress for women in this cartoon? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2413 Excuse me, your bubble is touching my bubble. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2414 When you said you were going to show me your special orbs..." 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2415 Do you ever feel like we all stay in our own little bubble? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2416 It certainly takes the guesswork out of it. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2417 When they said "personal bubble" I thought it was meant to be figurative. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2418 Sorry, I can’t hear you over my bubble 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
2419 You know, I don't mind it most of the time, but it makes using my gardening shears quite difficult. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2420 Why do I always feel like I’m talking to myself? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2421 It's nice to not have to wear a mask! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2422 They still can't make me wear a mask. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2423 I never thought I would miss the face mask 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2424 Want to go back to my place to burst my bubble? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2425 Are you sure this beats getting shots? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2426 How else were they going to spend $2 trillion on infrastructure? 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2427 Want to come over for a bubble bath? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2428 Nice weather we're having inside 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2429 Another lame COVID cartoon this week I guess. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2430 It wasn't Covid, it was the Seinfeld episode. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2431 Now see what you've gotten us into! 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2432 Anybody popped your bubble lately? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2433 This is *not* what I had in mind when they told me New Yorkers live in a bubble. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2434 I always dreamed of a white picket fence 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2435 Of course I brought protection. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2436 I much prefer this to wearing that suffocating mask 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2437 I hope this doesn't burst like housing did! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2438 Don't get it round much anymore. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2439 Can these things burst? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2440 I ordered champagne, but it only came in tiny bubbles. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2441 I still say it's better than wearing a mask 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2442 I mean this is better because we can be close to each other but I haven’t been able to get inside my house 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2443 Nobody gets a prize for the biggest bubble. 1.2568 0.05113 74 55 19 0
2444 You know,I think I can live with this. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2445 Just a bubble away 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2446 Sam, SAM, I know you can hear me, does my bubble make me look fat? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2447 I'll be damned if this bubble thing isn't just a phase. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2448 I wonder if my bubble will fit inside the taxi!? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2449 So, this is how I die. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2450 I miss coughing. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2451 Lovely weather I'm having. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2452 That was great champagne! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2453 Excuse me, but your personal space is invading my personal space's personal space. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2454 I hate to burst your bubble but I think we need to break up. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2455 Like I always say, “Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.” 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2456 When the NBA suggested playing in a bubble last fall, everyone thought they were crazy. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2457 Doing the rounds this morning? 1.2564 0.04976 78 58 20 0
2458 Once you pop, you can’t stop 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2459 In our own pretentious bubble 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2460 At least now we can accept we live in a bubble. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2461 I honestly thought people would see through Cuomo’s ‘bumper balls for all’ stimulus to restore his rating but Americans do love contact sports. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2462 What movie with John Travolta? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2463 We all live in our own bubble. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2464 My bubble is really into your bubble! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2465 How did we get into a Seinfeld episode? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2466 The bubbles aren't metaphorical anymore 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2467 Just like riding a bike. Look both ways, and if the coast is clear, cross. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2468 Now I can relate to that Seinfeld episode. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2469 The acoustics in here are wonderful. It really has transformed my street performances. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2470 Nothing at all unusual happened in New York City today. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2471 I’m thinking I’ll start a podcast. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2472 Sometimes I just feel I'm living in a bubble 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2473 I'm pretty sure this isn't what they meant by "staying in a bubble." 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2474 I know I promised I wouldn’t comment on other people’s bubbles — but that’s a damned dog! 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2475 Now is it okay to smoke ? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2476 See? I told you technology would solve that little rising-sea-levels problem. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
2477 Watch you don't step on bubble gum." 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2478 I remember back when we had to wear a mask for a whole year! 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2479 I heard they're coming out with a new version that you can take on the bus. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2480 Don't burst my bubble, Billy. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2481 I was invited to join a Pod, but I prefer my own space. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2482 What do you mean, Covid? This is my MFA project. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2483 Nice seeing you! Well, I gotta bounce. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2484 See what happens when people won't wear masks! What did I tell you? 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2485 Now I see why my hamster is so depressed 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2486 How’s things in your world? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2487 Are you a part of the original snow globe trial also? 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2488 So, you see, Brent, the vaccine would have worked like the bubble does, BUT WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING TO NEED THE FUCKING BUBBLE. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2489 Space violation 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2490 We're really struggling. My family owns a hair pin business. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2491 Bubblela! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2492 - I heard conjugal bubbles will be allowed any time soon... 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2493 I'm fartin up a storm in here! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2494 Yes, they're great. But just don't sneeze. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2495 I knew we could beat covid 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2496 It’s sort of like the economy but without the fun parts. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2497 ‘They should’ve done this year’s ago’ 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2498 You know, now they say Cubes are more effective. Bubbles are so last season 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2499 Guess we can all smoke weed in these now 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2500 Best thing to come out of 2020. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2501 My daughter said I should get out more. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2502 This real estate bubble is getting out of control! 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2503 Bubble up, we’re in lockdown AGAIN 🇨🇦 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2504 Wait, so there really is a boy who has some rare medical condition where he doesn't have to live in a bubble? I thought that was just a made for TV movie. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2505 This is a good opportunity for you to step out of your bubble. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2506 In this region, we are considered 'sparkling' people. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2507 Well, if she farted or ate garlic, you're in trouble. That's why I wrote my initials on my bubble. You only make that mistake once. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2508 I said WHEN DO YOU GET YOUR SHOTS? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2509 Well it beats wearing a mask! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2510 So, this is what a globular pandemic looks like... 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2511 They're living in a bubble. We're living in a Venn diagram. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2512 No, trust me, you don't want to try the subway. 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
2513 My mother always said I lived in my own little bubble... Well look at me now Ma! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2514 Is that a convex distortion in your iBubble... Or are you just happy to see me? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2515 Did someone just fart? Oh wait never mind 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2516 Are you a prime example of youth experiencing the perils of social isolation? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2517 You didn’t know that?” “ What are you living outside a bubble? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2518 You need to start thinking outside the bubble. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2519 I told you we shouldn’t have let that soap company move into our hood! 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2520 Can you hear me? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2521 I told you the stimulus would lead to inflation. Brian Shotland, Quincy, Mass. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2522 Now who's the square? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2523 I should’ve just worn the mask. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2524 Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm just not that attracted to you. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2525 A speech bubble could have been nice, don't you think? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2526 (Muffled punchline due to bubble) 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2527 Well, thank you for the offer, however I may have to burst your bubble! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2528 I’m thinking of starting a podcast. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2529 I can’t wait for them to restock face masks 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2530 And you said this housing bubble was going to burst 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2531 What’s a guy like you doing in a bubble like this? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2532 Seriously, how is this not better? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2533 How do I pop this thing, I have rights! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2534 Do you want to take a walk at the park or on the river? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2535 Great another ceiling to shatter 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2536 Bazooka or Double Bubble 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2537 This is not how I remember the Jetsons 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2538 I’m afraid one of us would burst the other’s bubble. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2539 Do you suppose people who got the Moderna or the Pfizer jab still have their bubbles? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2540 Look out! You are crossing the street, you may be kicked into the air by a car! 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2541 You’ll have to speak up... these aren’t thought-bubbles after all. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2542 Hate to burst your bubble, Ed, but looks like someone stole your idea. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2543 I just bumped into Michael Buble! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2544 And we thought masks were awful. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2545 Finally, we know with certainty: Whoever smelt it, dealt it. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2546 I'm in no rush to open up again.” 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2547 I hate to burst your bubble, but aren't those your golf shoes? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2548 Nothing like a ‘lil bubbly. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2549 I know how to burst your bubble... 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2550 Let’s hope no one will be bursting with joy over this! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2551 At least we can listen to live music. 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
2552 The vaccine seems pointless to me. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2553 Not to burst your bubble, but I'm having a ball. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2554 We'll have to share one bubble if you keep walking 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2555 You know, if a dog can do it, so can you! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2556 Mind if I pop over? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2557 It’s OK out here, but the elevator and stairs are a real problem 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2558 There’re different brands, but generically they’re being marketed under the name ‘Spheres of Influenza.’ 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2559 I have the Pfizer bubble. What's yours? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2560 What do you mean you can't see the spheres? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2561 Sorry, you are not in my bubble. 1.2500 0.07040 76 64 5 7
2562 At least you don't have a glass ceiling. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2563 When can we pop them? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2564 On balance, I think I preferred masks. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2565 It's nice to get out and see the fresh air. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2566 I don't love this living in a vacuum 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2567 The mimes were right after all. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2568 I think I preferred the masks. How about you? I said, "HOW ABOUT YOU?" 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2569 Should we thank Don Ho? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2570 Well, it is still better than living in Cleveland. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2571 Let's be adventurous and roll across the street. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
2572 I felt a lot safer...until I came to hills. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2573 Why is this bubble different from all other bubbles? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2574 'It makes the first kiss a bit difficult!' 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2575 They finally figured out how to keep people six feet apart 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2576 I hate to burst your bubble, but we have to walk on pins and needles 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2577 We thought we had this beat back in 2021. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2578 Do you think we should double bubble? 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2579 I hate to burst your bubble, but these bubbles don’t burst. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2580 Masks were way better! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2581 I got in on the IPO. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2582 It's all right, I guess, but I miss our Christmas tree. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2583 Wouldn't wanna be that dog. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2584 I'd say people have become more well-rounded since the pandemic began. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2585 I forgot to brush my teeth. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2586 How could I get nail fungus!?! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2587 I feel like a JUMBLE letter. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2588 I thought it was supposed to rain. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2589 You're not pulling off that beard" 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2590 Nice surface tension you’ve got there. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2591 It makes me feel safe, but I miss the weather. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2592 We used to be unique with our diagnosis of OCD--now we're nobody special. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2593 Hey, no mask! Lookin' good. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2594 The only difference is that now I live in an ACTUAL bubble. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2595 Did you say you have a pin in your pocket? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2596 We're so close, but I still feel anxious 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2597 You want to break up because you think I live in my own bubble? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2598 Maybe eating that burrito for lunch wasn't the best idea. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2599 Do any other cities have the garlic breath problem we have? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2600 There is one consolation. All the bubbles are the same color. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2601 I saw two people shaking hands in front of Starbucks, it nearly burst my bubble! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2602 This is how we roll now. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2603 I agree, it helps keep the virus away, but you can't get rid of a fart. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2604 ...Had to give up my job as a seamstress. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2605 I never dreamed that wearing masks would lead to this. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2606 My therapist says I need to create an environment of possibility. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2607 Welcome to the Lawrence Welk Museum. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2608 they say we'll upgrade to hamster tubes in the blue tier 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2609 Remember when we had to wear masks and wash our hands all the time ? 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
2610 I always take the roundabout route. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2611 Wanted: Speech Bubbles for Communication 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2612 I've got a couple masks - want to share a bubble? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2613 You’re such a good guy, Steve. Why won’t you let anyone get close to you?” 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2614 Finally, some space. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2615 Let the good times roll! 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2616 Ready to move to Texas? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2617 Stay in your lane, Bubble Boy 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2618 Don't pretend like you can't hear me from inside that ridiculous thing. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2619 Now I’ve seen everything, a dog with his own bubble!! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2620 So glad to finally get that mask off 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2621 But at least we can see each other’s faces! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2622 I’m getting mine tinted next week. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2623 I wish the rent were cheaper. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2624 Let’s say we bounce on over to my place 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2625 It feels like we're running in circles. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2626 I hate to burst your bubble Marge but its over. I'm not popping the question. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2627 I can’t go near sharp objects 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2628 Feels good finally getting back to normal. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2629 The irony is this bubble was also made in China. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2630 They did warn us of a housing bubble 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2631 Sometimes it really feels like I live in a bubble. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2632 I preferred the bubbles when they were the proverbial kind 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2633 Portland is the first city to implement the BreathSafe Bubble mandate for all outdoor activities. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2634 While the bubbles significantly altered the course of the pandemic, dutch ovens related injuries rose at a rapid rate. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2635 Trust me. You'll know when this mandate gets lifted 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2636 Sure, shopping is harder, but it’s nice to see faces again. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2637 How do you approach hills? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2638 Wanna merge? 🔥 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2639 THIS DOESN'T HELP ...I'M SCARED SOMEONE MIGHT BURST MY BUBBLE 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2640 Mine’s a vintage from the 2019 pandemic. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2641 I've had a hankering for bubble gum lately, for some reason or other. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2642 I hate to burst your bubble, but, I'd rather just wear my mask." 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2643 Are we waiting for it to flash Float, or Roll? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2644 Seems just about everyone's switched over to industrial-strength soap. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2645 Those people really need to get outside their bubble and see the world. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2646 Do you know what this reminds me of? "Double double toil and trouble." 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2647 Well, if we can't get through doors, I guess we sleep in the park 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2648 I'm sorry. I just feel like l need some space 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2649 Taco Tuesday gotcha gassy? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2650 Touché! "Me Too"! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2651 Last night was fun, but I think I need more space. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2652 Remember when we used to wear masks? 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2653 No! You're just such a prick, Jeremy! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2654 New technology ensures you can now quarantine with freedom and confidence. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2655 if only we had wore the masks right? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2656 my space, if you don't mind! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2657 Not to burst your bubble but no way! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2658 I was Glinda the Good Witch in our school play, so I'm used to it. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2659 We are not a Venn diagram. Get the hell away from me. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2660 I told you we'd be fine if we all used soap more often 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2661 Listen, enjoy it for as long as you can because one day it will burst. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2662 Wanna go to my place and make a Venn diagram? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2663 Nine months I had you in my womb, and now you say I can’t be part of your Covid bubble? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2664 Hold out for the shot too, huh? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2665 My parents would like to see us in a bubble for two. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2666 Your bubble really makes your eyes pop. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2667 Until these became the norm, I didn't realize I was so gassy. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
2668 if you want to join my bubble I suggest a Polar coordinate system 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
2669 Mars is so lovely this time of year. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2670 The vaccine does have some side effects ... 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2671 Have you been enjoying the transition to suburban life? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2672 So this is the new normal. Seems reasonable. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2673 See? This is what you get from circular thinking. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2674 Son, I've been vaccinated 6 times. Can I be part of your bubble now? Can you even hear me? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2675 Someday we'll reminisce about the good 'O' days. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2676 Fauci says we’re still at risk of toil and trouble. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2677 It’s another wonderful day in the neighborhood, ain’t it? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2678 Is this what the youth nowadays mean when they say they’re ‘rolling’? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2679 „Hey you, I’m screaming to you!” 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2680 The whole world is living in a bubble 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2681 No no, don't burst my bubble yet. I genuinely think things will go back to normal soon enough. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2682 Is this what they mean by housing bubble? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2683 It was either this or carrying around my air purifier. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2684 It looks like the cartoonist drew the Speech Balloons way too big! 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2685 Some of me is part of you, but not all of you is part of me. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2686 Wow! We're all in a bubble now! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2687 I'm your mother. Don't tell me you can't hear me! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2688 So this is how we find a new circle of friends? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2689 Have you figured how to go to the bathroom, yet? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2690 Wanna come in? 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2691 You're touching me inappropriately with your eyes. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2692 They tell me we better get used to living in a bubble 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2693 It's a Global Pandemic. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2694 These pretzels are making me thirsty! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2695 Glinda, AKA The Good Witch of the North saw this coming. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2696 The wifi went out in mine 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2697 Since when did the New Yorker start depicting black neighborhoods? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2698 I prefer my life in a bubble than my head in the clouds 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2699 I said: "There's not enough room in here for speech bubbles." 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2700 I ordered the rosed colored glasses hue. Do you think it makes me look more approachable? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2701 I need for you to think outside the bubble! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2702 Hey! I’m walkin’ here! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2703 Not COVID related. They’re from some giant’s bubble bath. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2704 You’re really starting to rub me the wrong way. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
2705 Flatulence is NOT an option! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2706 Im not ready to join your inner circle yet. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2707 How long is phase 3 of shut down suppose to last? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2708 This gives the phrase ‘let’s roll’ a whole new meaning, doesn’t it? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2709 I'm loving this. First man who touches me gets popped. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2710 I'm going to love to see how this works on the subway. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
2711 It really brings out the color of your eyes. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2712 If we are still dating in two weeks I might be willing to consider moving in together. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2713 When people say we're all living in a bubble, I thought it meant we're all living in the same bubble. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2714 Do you think they can get the vaccine needle through our social distance bubbles? 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
2715 All we must Sphere is Sphere Itself! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2716 I hate to burst her bubble but how is she going to clean up after the dog? 1.2459 0.07631 61 51 5 5
2717 Makes you miss 2020, am I right? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2718 Does this thing make my butt look big? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2719 Yeah, I’m trying to be mindful of the echo chamber effect in here. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2720 You're right. I should have gone to the bathroom before we left the house. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
2721 Finally! Back to normal. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2722 My kids still call me square. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2723 The ‘roll’ light is green. It’s safe to cross. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2724 We should have seen the over-sudsing outbreak coming. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
2725 This blows. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2726 Bathroom breaks are tricky, but it beats wearing a mask. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2727 They did warn us about inflation 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
2728 If I had known they would do this instead to keep us 6 feet apart I wouldn’t have made such a big fuss about wearing a mask!!! 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
2729 I ordered the newer model, with a kitchen and full bath. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2730 I'd like to show you my bubble for two. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2731 I wonder if there's another planet where the world makes sense. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2732 I can't hear you. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2733 I bet those white supremacist Republicans would give anything to go back to those mask-wearing days. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2734 I blame Don Ho. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2735 If all you watch, Henry, is MSNBC, you may as well be living in a bubble. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2736 Honey, I know that you made millions on this Covid bubble but we haven't kissed in a year. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2737 Did you blow yours yourself? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2738 Bye bye bubble 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2739 At least they’re clear now... 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2740 I just wish you could find a new set of friends to roll with. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2741 When do you get your second bubble? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2742 Do you know where the nearest public toilet is? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2743 I’m forever growing bubbles , pretty bubbles in the air. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2744 They say it’s just until we get more vaccine. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2745 Thank goodness it’s not snowing! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2746 For the first time in his life,bubble boy felt like he belonged. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2747 It’s safer, I know, but it does make me feel a little square. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2748 Now you know what it feels like having to live in a bubble. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2749 Do you remember when it was so inconvenient forgetting to bring our umbrellas? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2750 I preferred it when our bubbles were merely metaphorical. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2751 I think we're trapped in a Lawrence Welk nightmare 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2752 Pardon, I believe my bubble has the right of way. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2753 I’m so dissapointed in technology ! First there was ‘autocorrect’ and now this. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2754 So much more sophisticated than marks on the floor, don't you think? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2755 All of the anti-mask protests really paid off. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2756 Anti-covid human hamster-balls: you really can’t make this stuff up. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2757 Hi, I'm new here. Can you please tell me where is the nearest oxygen recharging station? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2758 I was trapped in my own bubble before this all started. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2759 How is she walking her dog? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2760 My Covid ball wasn’t done drying so I borrowed my hamsters. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2761 And Franklin went on to enjoy his day, despite the unsolicited dissenting opinion of the woman on the corner. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2762 I had hoped that these new Covid-19 measures would get me OUT of my quarantine bubble 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2763 The walk is longer but I'd rather avoid the subway stairs 1.2432 0.05711 74 58