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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-04-11T15:10:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-05-02T15:13:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-04-19T15:15:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | April 26 & May 3, 2021 |
Number of captions | 7273 |
Number of responses | 789736 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | If you see a fork in the road, avoid it. | 1.9676 | 0.01066 | 5581 | 1863 | 2036 | 1682 |
1 | If you jump up and down, it starts snowing. | 1.9424 | 0.01145 | 4996 | 1787 | 1710 | 1499 |
2 | My fish says you get used to it. | 1.9007 | 0.01112 | 4903 | 1755 | 1880 | 1268 |
3 | It would never work... we move in different circles. | 1.8998 | 0.01062 | 5529 | 2028 | 2027 | 1474 |
4 | I had to break up with my last boyfriend because he was a prick. | 1.8759 | 0.01150 | 5280 | 2210 | 1515 | 1555 |
5 | Well it’s clear this is a dream, no one is looking at their phone. | 1.8734 | 0.01131 | 4905 | 1888 | 1750 | 1267 |
6 | Really regretting that bean burrito right about now. | 1.8630 | 0.01313 | 3904 | 1617 | 1205 | 1082 |
7 | It's not the vaccine I'm afraid of, it's the needle. | 1.8601 | 0.01285 | 3695 | 1421 | 1370 | 904 |
8 | And to think, a year ago we were all stuck inside. | 1.8463 | 0.01292 | 3397 | 1264 | 1391 | 742 |
9 | Remember when this was just a metaphor? | 1.8410 | 0.01159 | 4414 | 1714 | 1688 | 1012 |
10 | Hey, a bunch of us are doing a Venn Diagram later if you want to join in. | 1.8358 | 0.02161 | 1413 | 601 | 443 | 369 |
11 | I want one that snows. | 1.8346 | 0.01156 | 4486 | 1776 | 1676 | 1034 |
12 | The only thing we have to fear is sphere itself. | 1.8320 | 0.01464 | 3077 | 1316 | 962 | 799 |
13 | Somewhere my hamster is laughing | 1.8301 | 0.01210 | 4233 | 1733 | 1486 | 1014 |
14 | I sense a little surface tension between us. | 1.8293 | 0.01419 | 2994 | 1201 | 1103 | 690 |
15 | Never fails that I have to go to the bathroom as soon as I put this on. | 1.8175 | 0.01545 | 2466 | 992 | 932 | 542 |
16 | Remember when these things contained thoughts? | 1.8155 | 0.01397 | 3025 | 1223 | 1137 | 665 |
17 | I liked it better when it was just a metaphor | 1.8153 | 0.01564 | 2436 | 992 | 902 | 542 |
18 | She’s going to have a heck of a time cleaning up after her dog. | 1.8105 | 0.01386 | 3267 | 1393 | 1100 | 774 |
19 | I almost never lose my keys anymore. | 1.8089 | 0.01251 | 3501 | 1357 | 1456 | 688 |
20 | Excuse me sir, can I bounce something off you? | 1.8029 | 0.01308 | 3450 | 1425 | 1280 | 745 |
21 | Maybe it would've been easier to just get the vaccine. | 1.8027 | 0.01599 | 2250 | 913 | 868 | 469 |
22 | Is yours medical or ideological? | 1.8013 | 0.01335 | 3408 | 1440 | 1205 | 763 |
23 | I'm looking for a man that thinks outside the bubble. | 1.7996 | 0.01418 | 2850 | 1159 | 1103 | 588 |
24 | She can walk a dog and you still can't figure out how to hold my hand? | 1.7973 | 0.01860 | 1776 | 762 | 612 | 402 |
25 | Do you mind if I bounce an idea off you? | 1.7901 | 0.01616 | 2220 | 925 | 836 | 459 |
26 | I miss physical contact. And high heels. | 1.7861 | 0.01550 | 2468 | 1052 | 892 | 524 |
27 | My goldfish cracks up when I walk in the door. | 1.7852 | 0.01580 | 2454 | 1071 | 839 | 544 |
28 | You’re great and all, but we just travel in different circles. | 1.7851 | 0.01531 | 2429 | 1008 | 935 | 486 |
29 | Remember how silly we looked when we all had to wear masks? | 1.7848 | 0.01506 | 2416 | 978 | 980 | 458 |
30 | When they said "Soon you won't have to wear a mask" somehow this isn't what I imagined... | 1.7839 | 0.01681 | 2018 | 840 | 774 | 404 |
31 | Your bubble or mine? | 1.7838 | 0.01654 | 2271 | 1004 | 754 | 513 |
32 | The upside is I've quit smoking... | 1.7829 | 0.01645 | 2041 | 833 | 818 | 390 |
33 | It’s fine until they add the snowflakes. | 1.7818 | 0.01643 | 2287 | 1010 | 766 | 511 |
34 | I can't get the virus and I'm saving on birth control too. | 1.7805 | 0.01629 | 2219 | 950 | 806 | 463 |
35 | I believe in complete transparency. | 1.7776 | 0.01638 | 2131 | 899 | 807 | 425 |
36 | Well, gotta roll. | 1.7771 | 0.01640 | 2100 | 879 | 810 | 411 |
37 | I liked this better as a metaphor. | 1.7769 | 0.01675 | 2084 | 893 | 763 | 428 |
38 | Mind if I pop in? | 1.7767 | 0.01688 | 2002 | 844 | 761 | 397 |
39 | I’d love to chat but I’ve got to get rolling. | 1.7726 | 0.01694 | 1926 | 801 | 762 | 363 |
40 | It was great bumping into you. | 1.7718 | 0.01708 | 1902 | 794 | 748 | 360 |
41 | I can't wait for winter to get here so I can wear my snow globe. | 1.7701 | 0.01781 | 1853 | 806 | 667 | 380 |
42 | You and I have always travelled in different circles. | 1.7689 | 0.01736 | 1813 | 753 | 726 | 334 |
43 | I'd invite you in, but I'd hate to burst your bubble. | 1.7680 | 0.01823 | 1802 | 797 | 626 | 379 |
44 | It was nice bumping into you! | 1.7630 | 0.01801 | 1650 | 683 | 675 | 292 |
45 | My sphere of influence isn't what it used to be | 1.7596 | 0.01883 | 1556 | 661 | 608 | 287 |
46 | Did you know the CDC now recommends double-bubbling? | 1.7564 | 0.01936 | 1482 | 636 | 571 | 275 |
47 | It's actually bigger than my apartment. | 1.7550 | 0.01984 | 1453 | 637 | 535 | 281 |
48 | There! And you said we couldn't get a dog! | 1.7537 | 0.01954 | 1425 | 606 | 564 | 255 |
49 | I’m really regretting that burrito now... | 1.7527 | 0.02141 | 1415 | 677 | 411 | 327 |
50 | It's all fun and games until I get to the stairs. | 1.7515 | 0.01973 | 1372 | 579 | 555 | 238 |
51 | Remember complaining about masks? | 1.7465 | 0.02135 | 1274 | 572 | 453 | 249 |
52 | Perhaps we shouldn’t have complained so much about the masks. | 1.7457 | 0.02121 | 1270 | 565 | 463 | 242 |
53 | I thought my sphere of influence was larger. | 1.7386 | 0.02224 | 1140 | 509 | 420 | 211 |
54 | I know you can hear me. | 1.7351 | 0.02250 | 1087 | 481 | 413 | 193 |
55 | These days it takes balls to leave the house | 1.7347 | 0.02328 | 1127 | 533 | 360 | 234 |
56 | We move in different circles now Barry | 1.7346 | 0.02328 | 1085 | 501 | 371 | 213 |
57 | I don’t love it, but I’m rolling with it. | 1.7340 | 0.02190 | 1075 | 458 | 445 | 172 |
58 | I’m just happy to be out of my cubicle. | 1.7314 | 0.02327 | 1035 | 466 | 381 | 188 |
59 | Actually, now they’re saying you should really be using 2 bubbles. | 1.7305 | 0.02428 | 1028 | 487 | 331 | 210 |
60 | Should we get rolling? | 1.7287 | 0.02360 | 999 | 450 | 370 | 179 |
61 | I find that avoiding beans and legumes helps. | 1.7282 | 0.02407 | 997 | 460 | 348 | 189 |
62 | Roger, stop pretending that you don’t hear me. | 1.7200 | 0.02444 | 900 | 403 | 346 | 151 |
63 | It's great until you get to a hill. | 1.7199 | 0.02438 | 896 | 399 | 349 | 148 |
64 | My hamster taught me the basics. | 1.7196 | 0.02541 | 895 | 419 | 308 | 168 |
65 | You wouldn't distance. You wouldn't wear a mask. You wouldn't get vaccinated. What did you expect? | 1.7186 | 0.02576 | 885 | 419 | 296 | 170 |
66 | Don’t pretend you can’t hear me, Stanley. | 1.7179 | 0.02603 | 872 | 415 | 288 | 169 |
67 | Guess who I bumped into the other day" | 1.7163 | 0.02536 | 846 | 384 | 318 | 144 |
68 | ...I SAID, ISN'T GREAT TO FINALLY GET TO GO OUTSIDE!! | 1.7143 | 0.02520 | 833 | 373 | 325 | 135 |
69 | You should have thought about that before you left the house. | 1.7141 | 0.02673 | 836 | 403 | 269 | 164 |
70 | I liked it better when they were metaphorical. | 1.7134 | 0.02558 | 827 | 376 | 312 | 139 |
71 | Avoid the new neighbor, he's a prick | 1.7131 | 0.02776 | 826 | 415 | 233 | 178 |
72 | WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN MUCH EASIER JUST TO GET THE VACCINE? | 1.7123 | 0.02711 | 796 | 380 | 265 | 151 |
73 | I feel like we're just walking in circles | 1.7118 | 0.02738 | 805 | 392 | 253 | 160 |
74 | Pollen, COVID, or general disdain for mankind? | 1.7086 | 0.02721 | 779 | 371 | 264 | 144 |
75 | Pro tip: don’t fart. | 1.7086 | 0.02805 | 779 | 385 | 236 | 158 |
76 | Don’t be a prick. | 1.7083 | 0.02828 | 785 | 394 | 226 | 165 |
77 | You and I, we move in different circles. | 1.7059 | 0.02702 | 765 | 359 | 272 | 134 |
78 | Once you get through the turnstiles in the subway, the rest is easy | 1.7053 | 0.02600 | 750 | 333 | 305 | 112 |
79 | I’m hoping we don’t see another spike. | 1.7027 | 0.02777 | 730 | 346 | 255 | 129 |
80 | I knew there was a catch when they lifted the mask mandates. | 1.7018 | 0.02723 | 721 | 332 | 272 | 117 |
81 | Mine keeps fogging up. | 1.7008 | 0.02756 | 722 | 338 | 262 | 122 |
82 | It's honestly easier than having to wash my hands all the time. | 1.7004 | 0.02726 | 711 | 326 | 272 | 113 |
83 | To be honest, I would have preferred a vaccine. | 1.7003 | 0.02870 | 704 | 341 | 233 | 130 |
84 | In hindsight, I wish I had just gotten the vaccine. | 1.7000 | 0.02794 | 710 | 335 | 253 | 122 |
85 | It's great until the wind blows. | 1.6996 | 0.02809 | 699 | 329 | 251 | 119 |
86 | My grandma says that when she was a kid people wore masks. | 1.6990 | 0.02821 | 691 | 325 | 249 | 117 |
87 | I’m scared of Pop Culture. | 1.6963 | 0.02938 | 675 | 330 | 220 | 125 |
88 | When I said I wanted you to bring protection I think you misunderstood me! | 1.6951 | 0.02877 | 669 | 318 | 237 | 114 |
89 | This is nothing compared to the glass ceiling I had to break! | 1.6935 | 0.02890 | 659 | 313 | 235 | 111 |
90 | At least when I wore a mask, I could go without make-up ! | 1.6924 | 0.02851 | 647 | 300 | 246 | 101 |
91 | A group in bubbles of more than two is a called a “foam”. | 1.6920 | 0.03066 | 646 | 326 | 193 | 127 |
92 | Gerbils make it seem so fun... | 1.6903 | 0.02944 | 636 | 304 | 225 | 107 |
93 | In hindsight, the mask mandates may not have been that bad. | 1.6879 | 0.02941 | 612 | 287 | 229 | 96 |
94 | I like them except when I have to go downhill. | 1.6864 | 0.02945 | 609 | 286 | 228 | 95 |
95 | I'm curious how she goes about cleaning up after the dog. | 1.6824 | 0.03100 | 592 | 292 | 196 | 104 |
96 | This is just fine unless you're walking downhill. | 1.6801 | 0.03136 | 569 | 279 | 193 | 97 |
97 | How can I think outside the box when I am inside the bubble? | 1.6796 | 0.03203 | 565 | 283 | 180 | 102 |
98 | I had to get rid of my cactus | 1.6796 | 0.03144 | 565 | 277 | 192 | 96 |
99 | Now I know what it feels like to be a Conservative. | 1.6785 | 0.03311 | 563 | 293 | 158 | 112 |
100 | Wearing a mask was such an infringement of my personal liberty. | 1.6782 | 0.03286 | 550 | 280 | 167 | 103 |
101 | Remember when living in a bubble was just an analogy? | 1.6779 | 0.03057 | 562 | 267 | 209 | 86 |
102 | Do you ever feel like we're just going around in circles? | 1.6758 | 0.03246 | 546 | 274 | 175 | 97 |
103 | You should have thought of that before you left home. | 1.6758 | 0.03141 | 546 | 264 | 195 | 87 |
104 | Then don't order the bean burritos. | 1.6754 | 0.03369 | 536 | 278 | 154 | 104 |
105 | Crossing the street's okay, but those revolving doors will get you every time. | 1.6741 | 0.03271 | 537 | 270 | 172 | 95 |
106 | You're in your own little world, aren't you? | 1.6723 | 0.03151 | 528 | 253 | 195 | 80 |
107 | I'm waiting to see what happens when the dog has to pee. | 1.6712 | 0.03313 | 514 | 257 | 169 | 88 |
108 | Why don't you pop over to my place? | 1.6705 | 0.03144 | 525 | 251 | 196 | 78 |
109 | Bet the mask doesn’t seem so bad now, does it Bob. | 1.6693 | 0.03213 | 511 | 247 | 186 | 78 |
110 | Oh, hey. I didn’t recognize you without your mask. | 1.6686 | 0.03294 | 516 | 258 | 171 | 87 |
111 | I hate to burst your bubble but goatees went out in 2015. | 1.6680 | 0.03367 | 500 | 252 | 162 | 86 |
112 | Yeah, they get the job done. But I swear, if one more person says "I hate to burst your bubble" I'm gonna lose it! | 1.6680 | 0.03271 | 500 | 244 | 178 | 78 |
113 | Nobody knows the bubble I’ve seen | 1.6680 | 0.03267 | 503 | 246 | 178 | 79 |
114 | You ever wonder how she got that leash through BOTH bubbles? ... never mind, you can’t hear me anyway | 1.6673 | 0.03402 | 496 | 252 | 157 | 87 |
115 | Look at the bright side....Trump isn’t President | 1.6673 | 0.03491 | 499 | 262 | 141 | 96 |
116 | Maybe the mask wasn't so inconvenient after all! | 1.6660 | 0.03241 | 494 | 238 | 183 | 73 |
117 | So yours didn't come with snow either. | 1.6660 | 0.03509 | 494 | 260 | 139 | 95 |
118 | I told my therapist that I was feeling a bit deflated. She said it’s likely because of all the outside pressure... | 1.6640 | 0.03470 | 497 | 260 | 144 | 93 |
119 | This is how I roll. | 1.6632 | 0.03391 | 481 | 241 | 161 | 79 |
120 | Seriously, does this make me look fat? | 1.6632 | 0.03391 | 481 | 241 | 161 | 79 |
121 | Alright, I gotta bounce. | 1.6624 | 0.03470 | 474 | 242 | 150 | 82 |
122 | I can’t figure out how her leash works. It’s driving me crazy. | 1.6619 | 0.03469 | 485 | 251 | 147 | 87 |
123 | "Unfortunately, they totally fog up after six minutes of walking. | 1.6617 | 0.03349 | 470 | 230 | 169 | 71 |
124 | These were much easier to roll out than a vaccine. | 1.6593 | 0.03396 | 455 | 223 | 164 | 68 |
125 | This is nothing. Remember the housing bubble? | 1.6588 | 0.03482 | 466 | 238 | 149 | 79 |
126 | Sure, that’s a date. My bubble or yours? | 1.6587 | 0.03353 | 460 | 224 | 169 | 67 |
127 | I miss the freedom of masks. | 1.6587 | 0.03519 | 460 | 236 | 145 | 79 |
128 | I’m seriously thinking about just getting the vaccine. | 1.6586 | 0.03469 | 457 | 230 | 153 | 74 |
129 | The anti-bubblers are going to ruin it for everyone | 1.6565 | 0.03341 | 460 | 224 | 170 | 66 |
130 | No, not hugging. What I miss most is running with scissors. | 1.6557 | 0.03614 | 456 | 241 | 131 | 84 |
131 | This is the way the world ends...not with a bang, but a "pop". | 1.6555 | 0.03476 | 447 | 224 | 153 | 70 |
132 | I'm traveling in different circles these days. | 1.6555 | 0.03476 | 447 | 224 | 153 | 70 |
133 | ...and the best part? Now that my personal boundaries are intact, I no longer need to pay for a therapist. | 1.6546 | 0.03443 | 443 | 219 | 158 | 66 |
134 | If you have no plans, wanna pop over? | 1.6520 | 0.03537 | 431 | 217 | 147 | 67 |
135 | Not quite what I had in mind when I said we'd be breaking out the bubbly in 2021. | 1.6519 | 0.03554 | 451 | 234 | 140 | 77 |
136 | Still better than Zoom. | 1.6519 | 0.03556 | 428 | 216 | 145 | 67 |
137 | It's not the heat that gets you, it's the humidity. | 1.6512 | 0.03419 | 430 | 209 | 162 | 59 |
138 | You're right, the chili was a bad idea | 1.6511 | 0.03788 | 427 | 231 | 114 | 82 |
139 | There's nothing to fear but sphere itself | 1.6501 | 0.03653 | 423 | 219 | 133 | 71 |
140 | Careful, there’s some broken glass on 7th. | 1.6492 | 0.03635 | 419 | 215 | 136 | 68 |
141 | I hate to burst your bubble, but I sense a lot of surface tension between us. | 1.6487 | 0.03581 | 427 | 218 | 141 | 68 |
142 | So this is what it's like to be white. | 1.6473 | 0.03812 | 414 | 223 | 114 | 77 |
143 | Takes the guess work out of six feet apart, eh? | 1.6449 | 0.03561 | 414 | 208 | 145 | 61 |
144 | One little prick can change your whole life. | 1.6446 | 0.03750 | 408 | 215 | 123 | 70 |
145 | Looking back, masks weren't so bad after all" | 1.6436 | 0.03631 | 404 | 205 | 138 | 61 |
146 | Would you like to double-bubble? | 1.6433 | 0.03440 | 443 | 223 | 155 | 65 |
147 | We should have ordered a double bubble. | 1.6403 | 0.03463 | 417 | 206 | 155 | 56 |
148 | All he does is brag about how big his bubble is. | 1.6400 | 0.03618 | 425 | 222 | 134 | 69 |
149 | My grandparents said that some guy named Lawrence Welk would have loved this | 1.6397 | 0.03933 | 383 | 207 | 107 | 69 |
150 | I wish I got mine tinted | 1.6397 | 0.03681 | 383 | 193 | 135 | 55 |
151 | I'm starting to think masks weren't such a bad idea. | 1.6396 | 0.03672 | 394 | 201 | 134 | 59 |
152 | They say we should double bubble, but that sounds like a lot of toil and trouble. | 1.6387 | 0.03985 | 393 | 219 | 97 | 77 |
153 | I said.....IS YOURS SOUNDPROOF TOO?? | 1.6382 | 0.03726 | 387 | 199 | 129 | 59 |
154 | Well, you said the real estate bubble was my imagination too. | 1.6378 | 0.03898 | 381 | 204 | 111 | 66 |
155 | I'm waiting for strong winds. I'm too tired to walk." | 1.6364 | 0.03754 | 374 | 191 | 128 | 55 |
156 | I was just coming out of my shell, and then this! | 1.6356 | 0.03758 | 376 | 193 | 127 | 56 |
157 | Hi, what’s your circumference? | 1.6352 | 0.03719 | 381 | 195 | 130 | 56 |
158 | Maybe the hamster was not having as much fun as we thought he was? | 1.6352 | 0.03756 | 381 | 197 | 126 | 58 |
159 | When do you think we can go back to wearing masks? | 1.6351 | 0.03786 | 370 | 190 | 125 | 55 |
160 | Excuse me Sir, How do you break the surface tension with strangers? | 1.6341 | 0.03795 | 369 | 190 | 124 | 55 |
161 | At least we’re outside. | 1.6341 | 0.03596 | 369 | 180 | 144 | 45 |
162 | Sorry, I don’t roll that way | 1.6336 | 0.03923 | 363 | 192 | 112 | 59 |
163 | Sorry to hear about your Pop. | 1.6336 | 0.03962 | 363 | 194 | 108 | 61 |
164 | I just wanted to buy a face shield but he said "go big or go home." | 1.6333 | 0.03539 | 409 | 207 | 145 | 57 |
165 | Let’s roll. | 1.6329 | 0.03926 | 365 | 194 | 111 | 60 |
166 | I guess this was easier than free healthcare | 1.6319 | 0.03799 | 364 | 187 | 124 | 53 |
167 | Ironically, my hamster's still working from home. | 1.6316 | 0.03923 | 361 | 191 | 112 | 58 |
168 | and they wonder why the birthrate is dropping | 1.6288 | 0.03668 | 396 | 206 | 131 | 59 |
169 | It’s really great until you fart. | 1.6282 | 0.04173 | 347 | 193 | 90 | 64 |
170 | I miss my cubicle. | 1.6271 | 0.03656 | 362 | 180 | 137 | 45 |
171 | Just roll with it! | 1.6250 | 0.03673 | 368 | 186 | 134 | 48 |
172 | The problem for me has been stairs. | 1.6247 | 0.03777 | 365 | 189 | 124 | 52 |
173 | No, I think burritos for lunch would be a bad idea. | 1.6239 | 0.04072 | 343 | 186 | 100 | 57 |
174 | The hamsters figured it out years ago. | 1.6236 | 0.03900 | 348 | 182 | 115 | 51 |
175 | Hey, why don’t you pop in. | 1.6220 | 0.03875 | 336 | 172 | 119 | 45 |
176 | Just don't sneeze. | 1.6220 | 0.03775 | 373 | 196 | 122 | 55 |
177 | Is that lipstick on your bubble, George? | 1.6220 | 0.04018 | 328 | 172 | 108 | 48 |
178 | At this point I’m HOPING to lose my sense of smell. | 1.6205 | 0.04116 | 332 | 180 | 98 | 54 |
179 | On the bright side, I quit smoking. | 1.6198 | 0.03618 | 384 | 197 | 136 | 51 |
180 | I used to hate it, but now I feel naked when I forget to put it on. | 1.6196 | 0.03920 | 326 | 167 | 116 | 43 |
181 | I miss wearing stiletto heels. | 1.6189 | 0.03903 | 328 | 168 | 117 | 43 |
182 | I wish I had gotten one with a seat. | 1.6184 | 0.03645 | 359 | 180 | 136 | 43 |
183 | On the up side, we'll be ready for sea level rise, too. | 1.6176 | 0.04205 | 319 | 174 | 93 | 52 |
184 | I just want to see how she scoops up after him. | 1.6171 | 0.04284 | 316 | 175 | 87 | 54 |
185 | Are you ready to roll. | 1.6167 | 0.03741 | 347 | 176 | 128 | 43 |
186 | I think this 'personal space' business is over-inflated. | 1.6164 | 0.04145 | 318 | 171 | 98 | 49 |
187 | You're on mute. | 1.6156 | 0.03956 | 320 | 165 | 113 | 42 |
188 | Nice bumping into you. | 1.6141 | 0.04095 | 311 | 164 | 103 | 44 |
189 | How does she pick up his poop? | 1.6141 | 0.04293 | 311 | 172 | 87 | 52 |
190 | Amazon. Where did you get yours? | 1.6134 | 0.04000 | 313 | 162 | 110 | 41 |
191 | Only an introvert could’ve invented this. | 1.6118 | 0.03916 | 340 | 180 | 112 | 48 |
192 | So glad everything's back to normal. | 1.6117 | 0.04169 | 309 | 166 | 97 | 46 |
193 | We could’ve all just worn masks... | 1.6109 | 0.04022 | 311 | 162 | 108 | 41 |
194 | I've never felt safer on a first date. | 1.6106 | 0.04182 | 303 | 162 | 97 | 44 |
195 | I've finally found a place I can afford in the city! | 1.6100 | 0.04215 | 300 | 161 | 95 | 44 |
196 | I'll burst yours, if you'll burst mine | 1.6097 | 0.04110 | 310 | 165 | 101 | 44 |
197 | Such a relief to have everything back to normal! | 1.6088 | 0.04310 | 294 | 160 | 89 | 45 |
198 | It's all good, unless you happen to break wind. | 1.6086 | 0.04326 | 304 | 169 | 85 | 50 |
199 | I like the way you roll | 1.6076 | 0.03976 | 316 | 165 | 110 | 41 |
200 | Wonder what happens when the dog goes by a fire hydrant. | 1.6074 | 0.04239 | 298 | 161 | 93 | 44 |
201 | You need to learn to think outside the bubble. | 1.6073 | 0.04132 | 303 | 161 | 100 | 42 |
202 | What if it turns out you CAN be too careful? | 1.6068 | 0.04136 | 295 | 155 | 101 | 39 |
203 | Can I pop in for a second? | 1.6059 | 0.04013 | 307 | 160 | 108 | 39 |
204 | Remember when we used to complain about having to wear masks? | 1.6058 | 0.04265 | 312 | 174 | 87 | 51 |
205 | Dang it, I left my purse in my other bubble. | 1.6033 | 0.03891 | 300 | 151 | 117 | 32 |
206 | Sometimes I feel my life is a soap opera. | 1.6027 | 0.04392 | 292 | 163 | 82 | 47 |
207 | You know what I miss? Pop culture. | 1.6026 | 0.04292 | 312 | 176 | 84 | 52 |
208 | And yes —you still need to wear a condom... | 1.6022 | 0.04410 | 279 | 153 | 84 | 42 |
209 | We have nothing to sphere but sphere itself. | 1.6020 | 0.04431 | 304 | 175 | 75 | 54 |
210 | It's better than a mask as long as you don't fart. | 1.6006 | 0.04086 | 318 | 173 | 99 | 46 |
211 | I don't know, I kind of miss the mask... | 1.5993 | 0.04257 | 277 | 147 | 94 | 36 |
212 | I never thought I'd say this but I miss the masks. | 1.5987 | 0.04155 | 299 | 161 | 97 | 41 |
213 | Is that a new iBubble 6? | 1.5986 | 0.04352 | 284 | 156 | 86 | 42 |
214 | First it was the glass ceiling | 1.5973 | 0.04112 | 298 | 159 | 100 | 39 |
215 | Personally, I preferred masks | 1.5957 | 0.03935 | 324 | 173 | 109 | 42 |
216 | Don't you think the right pair of heels would really make this outfit pop? | 1.5951 | 0.04468 | 284 | 161 | 77 | 46 |
217 | I'm definitely not running with scissors. | 1.5950 | 0.04474 | 279 | 157 | 78 | 44 |
218 | A period of rapid deflation would be really bad now. | 1.5943 | 0.04333 | 281 | 154 | 87 | 40 |
219 | Does my bubble make my butt look bigger? | 1.5941 | 0.04457 | 271 | 150 | 81 | 40 |
220 | You still think masks are a violation of your constitutional rights? | 1.5929 | 0.04548 | 280 | 161 | 72 | 47 |
221 | I feel like our marriage has never been better | 1.5919 | 0.04259 | 272 | 145 | 93 | 34 |
222 | I'm guessing there won't be many babies born in 9 months... | 1.5918 | 0.04384 | 267 | 145 | 86 | 36 |
223 | Mine is soap. Yours? | 1.5918 | 0.04287 | 267 | 142 | 92 | 33 |
224 | Oh John? He’s an Anti-bubbler. I left him at home. | 1.5914 | 0.04308 | 257 | 135 | 92 | 30 |
225 | Are you old enough to remember masks? | 1.5897 | 0.04555 | 273 | 156 | 73 | 44 |
226 | Everyone is so self contained lately... | 1.5897 | 0.04280 | 273 | 147 | 91 | 35 |
227 | The other day I bumped into an old friend and she went rolling for 5 blocks. | 1.5884 | 0.04353 | 294 | 167 | 81 | 46 |
228 | Why don't you pop in sometime | 1.5884 | 0.04077 | 294 | 157 | 101 | 36 |
229 | I still haven't mastered hills. | 1.5880 | 0.04580 | 250 | 138 | 77 | 35 |
230 | That's why I gave up beans. | 1.5878 | 0.04451 | 262 | 144 | 82 | 36 |
231 | Your personal space or mine? | 1.5861 | 0.04346 | 273 | 150 | 86 | 37 |
232 | Masks were so 2021 | 1.5857 | 0.04381 | 280 | 157 | 82 | 41 |
233 | It's nice that we can finally be outside. | 1.5854 | 0.04005 | 287 | 150 | 106 | 31 |
234 | Living at the height of Cubism would have been a bitch. | 1.5846 | 0.04265 | 272 | 147 | 91 | 34 |
235 | Care to join me in a double bubble? | 1.5836 | 0.04236 | 269 | 144 | 93 | 32 |
236 | the thing is , I live up hill... | 1.5836 | 0.04370 | 281 | 158 | 82 | 41 |
237 | I prefer the old-fashioned contact lenses. | 1.5833 | 0.04491 | 276 | 158 | 75 | 43 |
238 | I miss my high heels. | 1.5830 | 0.04324 | 259 | 139 | 89 | 31 |
239 | Well, at least we're outside. | 1.5827 | 0.04227 | 278 | 151 | 92 | 35 |
240 | I have to stay away from refried beans | 1.5821 | 0.04657 | 268 | 157 | 66 | 45 |
241 | Sweet thought but my bubble's been burst too many times. | 1.5821 | 0.04410 | 268 | 149 | 82 | 37 |
242 | Awaiting the global pindemic | 1.5821 | 0.04282 | 268 | 145 | 90 | 33 |
243 | Covid? Are you crazy. I got this for the Jewwish space lasers. | 1.5820 | 0.04951 | 244 | 145 | 56 | 43 |
244 | Actually, wearing a mask was easier | 1.5815 | 0.04193 | 270 | 144 | 95 | 31 |
245 | How is that leash even possible? | 1.5802 | 0.04457 | 262 | 146 | 80 | 36 |
246 | I regret eating that bean burrito. | 1.5800 | 0.04891 | 250 | 149 | 57 | 44 |
247 | My other bubble is a Lexus. | 1.5798 | 0.04656 | 257 | 148 | 69 | 40 |
248 | I can't believe we used to complain about the masks. | 1.5795 | 0.04559 | 264 | 151 | 73 | 40 |
249 | Bubbles: because putting a mask over your nose was too difficult | 1.5789 | 0.04467 | 285 | 166 | 73 | 46 |
250 | My other bubble is a Ferrari. | 1.5787 | 0.04579 | 235 | 128 | 78 | 29 |
251 | I thought dogs couldn't get it? | 1.5787 | 0.04735 | 235 | 132 | 70 | 33 |
252 | I really only mind when I have to go to the bathroom. | 1.5772 | 0.04456 | 272 | 155 | 77 | 40 |
253 | This is so much better than a Zoom date. | 1.5768 | 0.04533 | 241 | 132 | 79 | 30 |
254 | Look at us! February 2024 and we're almost back to normal! | 1.5766 | 0.04652 | 248 | 141 | 71 | 36 |
255 | Every time someone tries to get close to me, I seem to push them away. | 1.5765 | 0.04415 | 255 | 140 | 83 | 32 |
256 | Just because you're in a bubble, doesn't mean you can't hear me. | 1.5751 | 0.04571 | 233 | 127 | 78 | 28 |
257 | Mind giving me a push. | 1.5750 | 0.04300 | 280 | 157 | 85 | 38 |
258 | I can't talk now; I'm on a roll. | 1.5749 | 0.04219 | 287 | 160 | 89 | 38 |
259 | We probably should have given in on the mask thing back in 2020. | 1.5748 | 0.04287 | 254 | 136 | 90 | 28 |
260 | I’m so glad I quit smoking last year. | 1.5748 | 0.04534 | 254 | 143 | 76 | 35 |
261 | These will also protect us if Dr. Fauci decides to throw a baseball again this year. | 1.5746 | 0.04769 | 228 | 128 | 69 | 31 |
262 | I'm just rolling with it. | 1.5745 | 0.04542 | 235 | 128 | 79 | 28 |
263 | At least we don’t have to worry about allergy season anymore | 1.5702 | 0.04464 | 235 | 127 | 82 | 26 |
264 | I kind of miss the world before Fauci Globes. | 1.5702 | 0.04932 | 228 | 133 | 60 | 35 |
265 | Sorry, I gotta bounce. | 1.5688 | 0.04246 | 269 | 148 | 89 | 32 |
266 | We have reached herd balloonity | 1.5677 | 0.04445 | 266 | 152 | 77 | 37 |
267 | Once you’re vaccinated, I can’t wait to burst your bubble! | 1.5675 | 0.04531 | 252 | 143 | 75 | 34 |
268 | And it's done wonders for my marriage. | 1.5673 | 0.04483 | 245 | 136 | 79 | 30 |
269 | Bathrooms are a challenge. | 1.5665 | 0.04183 | 263 | 142 | 93 | 28 |
270 | But how does she pick up after the little dog? | 1.5665 | 0.04774 | 233 | 134 | 66 | 33 |
271 | I wish I could afford helium . | 1.5664 | 0.04641 | 226 | 125 | 74 | 27 |
272 | On the other hand, you don't need an umbrella. | 1.5658 | 0.04610 | 228 | 126 | 75 | 27 |
273 | Young man, could you please roll me across the street? | 1.5649 | 0.04400 | 262 | 148 | 80 | 34 |
274 | I can’t wait to wear my heels again | 1.5649 | 0.04400 | 262 | 148 | 80 | 34 |
275 | Do you want to get rolling? | 1.5645 | 0.04588 | 248 | 142 | 72 | 34 |
276 | Want to venn some time together? | 1.5642 | 0.04633 | 257 | 151 | 67 | 39 |
277 | I read that thereʻs been an uptick in immaculate conceptions this week. | 1.5640 | 0.05070 | 211 | 123 | 57 | 31 |
278 | My hamster said karma's a bitch. | 1.5628 | 0.04813 | 247 | 148 | 59 | 40 |
279 | On second thought, maybe we should just go back to masks. | 1.5625 | 0.04631 | 224 | 124 | 74 | 26 |
280 | Have you tried helium? | 1.5625 | 0.04594 | 240 | 136 | 73 | 31 |
281 | Maybe we should just get vaccinated. | 1.5605 | 0.04734 | 223 | 126 | 69 | 28 |
282 | Did you say you have an acupuncture appointment? | 1.5590 | 0.04723 | 229 | 131 | 68 | 30 |
283 | If I had known you were coming we could’ve taken one bubble. | 1.5586 | 0.04751 | 222 | 126 | 68 | 28 |
284 | Tell me the truth, does this bubble make me look fat? | 1.5584 | 0.04771 | 231 | 134 | 65 | 32 |
285 | All my life I wanted to be in a film. This isn't what I had in mind. | 1.5579 | 0.04679 | 242 | 141 | 67 | 34 |
286 | If I see another idiot walking around with their nose sticking out of their bubble, I'm going to lose it! | 1.5570 | 0.04616 | 228 | 128 | 73 | 27 |
287 | Feel free to pop in anytime. | 1.5567 | 0.04841 | 203 | 113 | 67 | 23 |
288 | Watch out for the hairpin turns. | 1.5564 | 0.04470 | 257 | 148 | 75 | 34 |
289 | Do we go to your bubble or mine. | 1.5561 | 0.04806 | 205 | 114 | 68 | 23 |
290 | I’m thinking of giving up smoking. | 1.5561 | 0.04796 | 214 | 121 | 67 | 26 |
291 | I am so glad we live in a town that refuses to wear those silly masks. | 1.5561 | 0.04736 | 223 | 127 | 68 | 28 |
292 | No Venn Diagram until the 7th date. | 1.5546 | 0.04962 | 229 | 138 | 55 | 36 |
293 | I’m thinking of getting mine tinted. | 1.5542 | 0.04362 | 249 | 139 | 82 | 28 |
294 | On the other hand it could blow up in our faces | 1.5542 | 0.04711 | 240 | 141 | 65 | 34 |
295 | Some day a nice young woman may come along and burst your bubble. | 1.5535 | 0.04688 | 215 | 120 | 71 | 24 |
296 | I know hindsight is 20/20, but looking back on it, maybe we all should've just stopped whining and taken the vaccine. | 1.5531 | 0.04773 | 226 | 131 | 65 | 30 |
297 | Masks were easier | 1.5529 | 0.04429 | 255 | 146 | 77 | 32 |
298 | I expected more snowflakes | 1.5529 | 0.05087 | 208 | 123 | 55 | 30 |
299 | This time Fauci has gone too far. | 1.5516 | 0.04906 | 223 | 132 | 59 | 32 |
300 | This still doesn’t solve the haircut issue | 1.5507 | 0.05061 | 207 | 122 | 56 | 29 |
301 | Fauci got the idea from his hamster. | 1.5504 | 0.04668 | 238 | 139 | 67 | 32 |
302 | oh I guess now EVERYONE is a Glinda. | 1.5502 | 0.04931 | 209 | 121 | 61 | 27 |
303 | How is that woman going to clean up after her dog? | 1.5500 | 0.04788 | 220 | 127 | 65 | 28 |
304 | It's not the bubble I mind - it's the Windex bill. | 1.5495 | 0.05061 | 202 | 118 | 57 | 27 |
305 | I have a dressier one filled with glitter. | 1.5487 | 0.04885 | 195 | 109 | 65 | 21 |
306 | I had to get rid of all my cactus plants. | 1.5487 | 0.04692 | 226 | 130 | 68 | 28 |
307 | What’s best about it is when you’re part of a Venn diagram. | 1.5482 | 0.04955 | 197 | 112 | 62 | 23 |
308 | Interested in being concentric? | 1.5482 | 0.05058 | 197 | 114 | 58 | 25 |
309 | It’s okay...until it gets windy. | 1.5481 | 0.04808 | 208 | 118 | 66 | 24 |
310 | I'm happy we've gone from masquerading to complete transparency. | 1.5476 | 0.04529 | 210 | 114 | 77 | 19 |
311 | Sure, call me. I'll be around. | 1.5467 | 0.04846 | 214 | 124 | 63 | 27 |
312 | Why? Because people wouldn’t listen to Dr. Fauci. That’s why. | 1.5459 | 0.04729 | 229 | 134 | 65 | 30 |
313 | As long as you don’t eat beans it’s not that bad | 1.5450 | 0.04926 | 222 | 133 | 57 | 32 |
314 | In my day, Americans only dealt with racial tension - now I gotta worry about surface tension? | 1.5450 | 0.05079 | 211 | 127 | 53 | 31 |
315 | Oh nice, I’m driving the Pfizer model. | 1.5450 | 0.04852 | 211 | 122 | 63 | 26 |
316 | Now that we are both vaccinated, I would like to invite you into my bubble. | 1.5442 | 0.04736 | 226 | 132 | 65 | 29 |
317 | You should pop over some time. | 1.5442 | 0.04567 | 226 | 128 | 73 | 25 |
318 | I miss masks | 1.5442 | 0.04646 | 215 | 121 | 71 | 23 |
319 | I can’t wait to start socializing with people outside my bubble. | 1.5430 | 0.05004 | 186 | 105 | 61 | 20 |
320 | Your profile said you wanted a bubbly girlfriend! | 1.5426 | 0.04992 | 223 | 136 | 53 | 34 |
321 | You figured out how to shower yet? | 1.5426 | 0.05189 | 188 | 110 | 54 | 24 |
322 | Amazon. $12.95 with free shipping. You? | 1.5423 | 0.04884 | 201 | 115 | 63 | 23 |
323 | Ok, now I understand the greenhouse effect. | 1.5417 | 0.05108 | 192 | 112 | 56 | 24 |
324 | will I ever be able to wear my pointy shoes again? | 1.5412 | 0.04685 | 194 | 106 | 71 | 17 |
325 | I guess the anti-maskers have won. | 1.5404 | 0.04398 | 235 | 132 | 79 | 24 |
326 | It really feels like spring when snow globe season ends. | 1.5401 | 0.05374 | 187 | 113 | 47 | 27 |
327 | Ah, the new normal! It’s nice to get out and socialize without a mask, isnt it? | 1.5401 | 0.05043 | 187 | 107 | 59 | 21 |
328 | Passports would have been so much easier. | 1.5399 | 0.04866 | 213 | 125 | 61 | 27 |
329 | Had to declaw my cat. | 1.5396 | 0.04967 | 202 | 118 | 59 | 25 |
330 | This is so much nicer when it rains. | 1.5395 | 0.04366 | 228 | 126 | 81 | 21 |
331 | I gotta bounce. | 1.5388 | 0.04896 | 219 | 131 | 58 | 30 |
332 | Do you want to pop in later for a drink? | 1.5374 | 0.04555 | 227 | 130 | 72 | 25 |
333 | Doorways are a challenge, but at least we got rid of the masks! | 1.5374 | 0.04758 | 214 | 124 | 65 | 25 |
334 | Ok, this time Fauci's really gone overboard. | 1.5374 | 0.04895 | 214 | 127 | 59 | 28 |
335 | And you thought the masks were bad. | 1.5373 | 0.04365 | 255 | 148 | 77 | 30 |
336 | It's great, except for the subway, museums, theaters, and restaurants. | 1.5365 | 0.04947 | 192 | 110 | 61 | 21 |
337 | It feels like we're just going in circles. | 1.5362 | 0.04632 | 207 | 116 | 71 | 20 |
338 | Does this bubble make me look fat? | 1.5351 | 0.05311 | 185 | 111 | 49 | 25 |
339 | I hate to burst your bubble but I don’t think this is really going to work | 1.5342 | 0.04678 | 219 | 127 | 67 | 25 |
340 | Well rounded used to mean something else. | 1.5341 | 0.05216 | 176 | 102 | 54 | 20 |
341 | These used to just be a figure of speech. | 1.5337 | 0.05294 | 178 | 105 | 51 | 22 |
342 | I love this! The masks were so restrictive. | 1.5333 | 0.05190 | 180 | 105 | 54 | 21 |
343 | I don’t care where we walk, as long as it’s downhill. | 1.5319 | 0.04794 | 188 | 105 | 66 | 17 |
344 | Pop by when you are fully vaccinated" | 1.5304 | 0.05170 | 181 | 106 | 54 | 21 |
345 | ... it also helps with allergies and pick-pockets. | 1.5303 | 0.05046 | 198 | 118 | 55 | 25 |
346 | I hope people who wanted the mask mandates lifted are happy now. | 1.5303 | 0.05046 | 198 | 118 | 55 | 25 |
347 | I am reeeeeealy regretting that lunch of beans and cabbage. | 1.5302 | 0.04790 | 215 | 127 | 62 | 26 |
348 | I want my mask back. | 1.5301 | 0.05128 | 183 | 107 | 55 | 21 |
349 | Looks like we’ve finally grown some balls. | 1.5300 | 0.05061 | 217 | 135 | 49 | 33 |
350 | What I still don't get is why everyone's sphere of influence is the same size. | 1.5297 | 0.04970 | 185 | 106 | 60 | 19 |
351 | You know we're just going around in circles, right? | 1.5297 | 0.05201 | 185 | 110 | 52 | 23 |
352 | If I’m not ready to share an apartment, I’m not ready to share a bubble. | 1.5297 | 0.04503 | 202 | 111 | 75 | 16 |
353 | Do you lease or own? | 1.5297 | 0.04768 | 202 | 116 | 65 | 21 |
354 | It's important to remember that we're all going through this separately. | 1.5294 | 0.04785 | 204 | 118 | 64 | 22 |
355 | Do we still have to wash our hands? | 1.5288 | 0.04913 | 191 | 110 | 61 | 20 |
356 | Isn't it great not having to wear masks anymore? | 1.5287 | 0.05134 | 174 | 100 | 56 | 18 |
357 | Is that a N95 bubble? | 1.5285 | 0.05145 | 193 | 116 | 52 | 25 |
358 | Sure, until you have to go to the bathroom! | 1.5276 | 0.04926 | 199 | 117 | 59 | 23 |
359 | If I could turn it opaque when I saw someone I wanted to avoid, it'd be perfect! | 1.5274 | 0.04734 | 201 | 115 | 66 | 20 |
360 | Would you like to be a double bubble? | 1.5274 | 0.04940 | 201 | 119 | 58 | 24 |
361 | This is actually more comfortable than my cube. | 1.5269 | 0.04866 | 167 | 91 | 64 | 12 |
362 | I think you have your microphone muted. | 1.5269 | 0.05558 | 167 | 101 | 44 | 22 |
363 | This works as long as there's no wind." | 1.5269 | 0.04833 | 186 | 105 | 64 | 17 |
364 | So 2022 did get weirder. | 1.5257 | 0.04918 | 175 | 98 | 62 | 15 |
365 | Remember when just a mask was enough? | 1.5253 | 0.05047 | 198 | 119 | 54 | 25 |
366 | How is it that hamsters have so much fun in these things? | 1.5253 | 0.04787 | 198 | 114 | 64 | 20 |
367 | I can’t decide whether to go out for a roll or a stroll. | 1.5249 | 0.05231 | 181 | 108 | 51 | 22 |
368 | Out for an evening roll? | 1.5245 | 0.05080 | 204 | 125 | 51 | 28 |
369 | Nice to finally get out for a breath of fresh air. | 1.5240 | 0.05006 | 208 | 127 | 53 | 28 |
370 | I feel like we're walking in circles! | 1.5231 | 0.05209 | 195 | 120 | 48 | 27 |
371 | Honestly, I think Fauci might have been messing with us on this latest public health recommendation. | 1.5220 | 0.05092 | 182 | 107 | 55 | 20 |
372 | I shouldn't have eaten beans at lunch. | 1.5220 | 0.05293 | 205 | 131 | 41 | 33 |
373 | Haven't missed the stilettos one bit! | 1.5217 | 0.04991 | 161 | 89 | 60 | 12 |
374 | I've heard that contraception sales are down. | 1.5215 | 0.04894 | 186 | 107 | 61 | 18 |
375 | It sure beats a mask, but it's hell on the subway. | 1.5212 | 0.05271 | 165 | 96 | 52 | 17 |
376 | ... and I’ve never had safer sex! | 1.5211 | 0.04686 | 213 | 125 | 65 | 23 |
377 | I don't miss the snow. | 1.5200 | 0.05305 | 175 | 105 | 49 | 21 |
378 | Yeah, safer, but the hills are murder! | 1.5198 | 0.04945 | 177 | 101 | 60 | 16 |
379 | I'm saving a bundle on hand sanitizer. | 1.5196 | 0.05276 | 179 | 108 | 49 | 22 |
380 | It's so freeing to not wear a mask. | 1.5193 | 0.05113 | 181 | 107 | 54 | 20 |
381 | Want to burst our bubbles ? | 1.5183 | 0.05026 | 191 | 114 | 55 | 22 |
382 | I feel so transparent | 1.5183 | 0.05503 | 164 | 99 | 45 | 20 |
383 | Wait 'til the wind blows! | 1.5179 | 0.04842 | 195 | 114 | 61 | 20 |
384 | I blame Lawrence Welk. | 1.5176 | 0.05673 | 170 | 107 | 38 | 25 |
385 | I just feel like we aren't as close as we used to be. | 1.5172 | 0.05072 | 174 | 101 | 56 | 17 |
386 | I don't share bubbles until the third date. | 1.5167 | 0.05371 | 180 | 111 | 45 | 24 |
387 | And, what's in your sphere of influence? | 1.5163 | 0.05169 | 184 | 111 | 51 | 22 |
388 | No. This is the anti social bubble. The social bubbles are larger. | 1.5161 | 0.05519 | 155 | 92 | 46 | 17 |
389 | I guess I'm no longer in your "sphere of influence"? | 1.5161 | 0.04714 | 186 | 105 | 66 | 15 |
390 | Before Covid I could never do cartwheels. | 1.5160 | 0.05030 | 188 | 112 | 55 | 21 |
391 | Maybe masks weren't such an inconvenience after all! | 1.5157 | 0.05490 | 159 | 95 | 46 | 18 |
392 | I feel much safer now, except when I go through revolving doors. | 1.5156 | 0.05062 | 192 | 116 | 53 | 23 |
393 | Am I the only one who preferred the mask?" | 1.5150 | 0.05295 | 167 | 99 | 50 | 18 |
394 | At least she doesn't have to pick up after her dog!" | 1.5148 | 0.05181 | 169 | 99 | 53 | 17 |
395 | Mark my words - that dog bubble will be a mess. | 1.5145 | 0.05351 | 173 | 105 | 47 | 21 |
396 | I grant that we're safer, but pinto beans are no longer on my menu! | 1.5137 | 0.05073 | 183 | 109 | 54 | 20 |
397 | Venn do you vant to get together. | 1.5128 | 0.05160 | 195 | 121 | 48 | 26 |
398 | This is still better than 2020. | 1.5123 | 0.05198 | 162 | 94 | 53 | 15 |
399 | Mine has blue light blocking and anti UV! | 1.5109 | 0.04934 | 184 | 108 | 58 | 18 |
400 | Actually, I'd love to burst your bubble. | 1.5098 | 0.05130 | 204 | 129 | 46 | 29 |
401 | No! I do not merge bubbles on the first date. | 1.5092 | 0.05176 | 163 | 95 | 53 | 15 |
402 | Mine is $1200/month with utilities, but I hear they’re up to $2k in the village! | 1.5091 | 0.05273 | 165 | 98 | 50 | 17 |
403 | I hope what I have to say won't burst your bubble. | 1.5085 | 0.05261 | 177 | 108 | 48 | 21 |
404 | All those years of observing my pet hamster are finally paying off. | 1.5084 | 0.05218 | 179 | 109 | 49 | 21 |
405 | I'd like to expand my bubble. | 1.5082 | 0.04769 | 183 | 105 | 63 | 15 |
406 | I'd really like to grab a coffee but I've only got 15 minutes of air left. | 1.5082 | 0.05074 | 183 | 110 | 53 | 20 |
407 | I thought the first housing bubble was bad | 1.5078 | 0.05096 | 193 | 119 | 50 | 24 |
408 | I’m starting to think you cannot hear me at all. | 1.5077 | 0.04788 | 195 | 115 | 61 | 19 |
409 | I hear that next they're going to install those cute little wheels for us to run on | 1.5063 | 0.05443 | 158 | 95 | 46 | 17 |
410 | No, I do not want to join you in a Venn Diagram. | 1.5063 | 0.05746 | 160 | 101 | 37 | 22 |
411 | At least this spares us the awkward first date goodbye. | 1.5062 | 0.05416 | 162 | 98 | 46 | 18 |
412 | Mars isn’t so much different than 2020 Earth, huh? | 1.5061 | 0.05367 | 164 | 99 | 47 | 18 |
413 | Masks seem so quaint now. | 1.5060 | 0.05600 | 168 | 106 | 39 | 23 |
414 | I hear they're calling for snow. | 1.5059 | 0.05023 | 170 | 99 | 56 | 15 |
415 | Well my friend told me that they say you’re supposed to wear two bubbles now | 1.5058 | 0.05116 | 172 | 102 | 53 | 17 |
416 | And I though the housing bubble was bad. | 1.5057 | 0.04901 | 176 | 102 | 59 | 15 |
417 | So ... your bubble or mine? | 1.5056 | 0.05179 | 178 | 108 | 50 | 20 |
418 | Did you hear a pop? | 1.5054 | 0.05054 | 184 | 111 | 53 | 20 |
419 | I’m looking to upgrade to a two person bubble | 1.5033 | 0.05650 | 153 | 94 | 41 | 18 |
420 | Now I truly understand the meaning of literal and figurative. | 1.5031 | 0.05491 | 159 | 97 | 44 | 18 |
421 | On the bright side, I won't miss stepping in dog poop. | 1.5031 | 0.05028 | 163 | 94 | 56 | 13 |
422 | Do you ever feel like you're walking in circles?" | 1.5030 | 0.05412 | 165 | 101 | 45 | 19 |
423 | I SAID, "WHAT A GREAT INVENTION FOR INTROVERTS!" ... oh, ok, I'll leave you alone. | 1.5030 | 0.05044 | 169 | 99 | 55 | 15 |
424 | And when the dog poops in the bubble, then what? | 1.5030 | 0.05700 | 169 | 109 | 35 | 25 |
425 | So 2021 is the year of the Hamster? | 1.5026 | 0.05083 | 191 | 118 | 50 | 23 |
426 | I haven't had a cold in over a year. | 1.5026 | 0.04804 | 191 | 113 | 60 | 18 |
427 | You have to think outside the bubble. | 1.5000 | 0.05293 | 170 | 104 | 47 | 19 |
428 | Wanna double bubble? | 1.5000 | 0.05212 | 182 | 113 | 47 | 22 |
429 | I visit my Mom, but try to avoid my Pop. | 1.5000 | 0.05788 | 156 | 99 | 36 | 21 |
430 | Just remember, Dad needs it back by six. | 1.5000 | 0.05771 | 146 | 90 | 39 | 17 |
431 | You refused the vaccine too? | 1.5000 | 0.05806 | 142 | 87 | 39 | 16 |
432 | We should have just gone with the vaccine. | 1.5000 | 0.05183 | 172 | 104 | 50 | 18 |
433 | I was hoping to bump into you! | 1.5000 | 0.05066 | 168 | 99 | 54 | 15 |
434 | Be careful...there is a porcupine on 6th Street | 1.5000 | 0.05501 | 172 | 109 | 40 | 23 |
435 | Oh god, it's Donna. Maybe she can't see me through the glare... | 1.5000 | 0.04589 | 170 | 94 | 67 | 9 |
436 | It does take the edge off things! | 1.4966 | 0.05577 | 147 | 89 | 43 | 15 |
437 | Remember when living in a bubble was a bad thing? | 1.4947 | 0.04879 | 190 | 115 | 56 | 19 |
438 | Now we’re protected against germs as well as ideas | 1.4946 | 0.05112 | 184 | 114 | 49 | 21 |
439 | What about my sphere of influence? | 1.4943 | 0.05032 | 176 | 106 | 53 | 17 |
440 | Change is hard. You just have to roll with it. | 1.4943 | 0.04735 | 174 | 100 | 62 | 12 |
441 | Does yours have the holidays snow-globe option? | 1.4940 | 0.05250 | 166 | 101 | 48 | 17 |
442 | I'll see you around. | 1.4938 | 0.04895 | 162 | 93 | 58 | 11 |
443 | I'd love too! My bubble or yours? | 1.4937 | 0.05393 | 160 | 98 | 45 | 17 |
444 | These are much more comfortable than masks. | 1.4936 | 0.05104 | 156 | 91 | 53 | 12 |
445 | It’s so great to get back to normal. | 1.4934 | 0.05443 | 152 | 92 | 45 | 15 |
446 | Honestly, now I don't need an excuse to not hug people. | 1.4932 | 0.05466 | 148 | 89 | 45 | 14 |
447 | I’m in the worst shape of my life | 1.4932 | 0.05549 | 148 | 90 | 43 | 15 |
448 | Guess I"ll be rolling along now. | 1.4912 | 0.05204 | 171 | 105 | 48 | 18 |
449 | Do you remember when we had to use the facemask. Miss those good times. | 1.4912 | 0.05399 | 171 | 108 | 42 | 21 |
450 | Want to make a double bubble? | 1.4912 | 0.05138 | 171 | 104 | 50 | 17 |
451 | I think we should go back to wearing masks. | 1.4909 | 0.04910 | 165 | 96 | 57 | 12 |
452 | Can we get these things tinted? | 1.4909 | 0.05546 | 165 | 105 | 39 | 21 |
453 | You can cross first. The crosswalk is too narrow for a double bubble. | 1.4908 | 0.05391 | 163 | 101 | 44 | 18 |
454 | The vaccines turned out to be overly protective. | 1.4908 | 0.05461 | 163 | 102 | 42 | 19 |
455 | The crazy thing is that my parents are anti-bubblers. | 1.4907 | 0.05295 | 161 | 98 | 47 | 16 |
456 | Remember when people wore those ridiculous nose-masks? | 1.4904 | 0.05468 | 157 | 97 | 43 | 17 |
457 | But the best part is, you only hear the news you believe is true. | 1.4903 | 0.05366 | 155 | 94 | 46 | 15 |
458 | I heard that the only thing that can burst these is excessive speculation. | 1.4902 | 0.05173 | 153 | 90 | 51 | 12 |
459 | We're all moving in different social circles these days. | 1.4902 | 0.05725 | 153 | 97 | 37 | 19 |
460 | Honestly, these are great, but getting them off to pee is a real pain. | 1.4902 | 0.05650 | 153 | 96 | 39 | 18 |
461 | Be careful! Someone is running around with a hat pin. | 1.4899 | 0.05763 | 149 | 94 | 37 | 18 |
462 | Yeah, but windy days are the worst. | 1.4898 | 0.05407 | 147 | 88 | 46 | 13 |
463 | Takes the guessing out of 6-feet. | 1.4898 | 0.05576 | 147 | 90 | 42 | 15 |
464 | At least it’s easier than trying to sign up for a vaccine. | 1.4897 | 0.05190 | 145 | 84 | 51 | 10 |
465 | Have you figured out how to get through doors yet? | 1.4889 | 0.05842 | 135 | 83 | 38 | 14 |
466 | They never mentioned what happens after a hearty meal with beans or lentils | 1.4886 | 0.05465 | 176 | 114 | 38 | 24 |
467 | It's nice and I love the Lawrence Welk music. | 1.4873 | 0.05059 | 158 | 93 | 53 | 12 |
468 | The system works great until you try to use the subway. | 1.4870 | 0.04982 | 154 | 89 | 55 | 10 |
469 | Who would’ve guessed that Lawrence Welk would be making a comeback. | 1.4868 | 0.05829 | 152 | 98 | 34 | 20 |
470 | Could I interest you in a Venn Diagram? | 1.4855 | 0.05351 | 173 | 110 | 42 | 21 |
471 | By COVID-2024 we had the details figured out | 1.4854 | 0.04862 | 171 | 101 | 57 | 13 |
472 | Honestly, I think I preferred the masks. | 1.4848 | 0.05740 | 132 | 80 | 40 | 12 |
473 | It's not the bubble that bothers me, it's the billionaire who's making a profit off it that pisses me off. | 1.4846 | 0.05905 | 130 | 80 | 37 | 13 |
474 | It's good until you cough. | 1.4845 | 0.05146 | 161 | 97 | 50 | 14 |
475 | Isn't it great not to have to wear masks anymore? | 1.4837 | 0.05649 | 153 | 97 | 38 | 18 |
476 | Was this really better than getting vaccinated? | 1.4837 | 0.05572 | 153 | 96 | 40 | 17 |
477 | Mine is UV blocking! | 1.4834 | 0.05220 | 151 | 90 | 49 | 12 |
478 | The dog bubble is a little overkill. | 1.4830 | 0.05095 | 176 | 109 | 49 | 18 |
479 | Thank heavens we got rid of those masks | 1.4828 | 0.05072 | 174 | 107 | 50 | 17 |
480 | I hate to pop your bubble, but I heard these aren’t virus proof. | 1.4826 | 0.05311 | 172 | 109 | 43 | 20 |
481 | It’s good to be out-and-about but I always feel like it’s going to snow | 1.4825 | 0.05601 | 143 | 88 | 41 | 14 |
482 | Are you asking me out on a doublebubble? | 1.4820 | 0.05985 | 139 | 89 | 33 | 17 |
483 | Ahhhhh, nothing like the fresh outside air | 1.4819 | 0.05035 | 166 | 100 | 52 | 14 |
484 | When the light changes let’s make a roll for it. | 1.4818 | 0.05191 | 137 | 79 | 50 | 8 |
485 | When does the snow start? | 1.4818 | 0.05293 | 137 | 80 | 48 | 9 |
486 | I regret eating beans for breakfast. | 1.4815 | 0.06027 | 135 | 86 | 33 | 16 |
487 | My other bubble is a Jaguar" | 1.4815 | 0.05414 | 162 | 102 | 42 | 18 |
488 | the 2021 housing bubble | 1.4815 | 0.05840 | 135 | 84 | 37 | 14 |
489 | Stairs are a bitch. | 1.4812 | 0.06000 | 133 | 84 | 34 | 15 |
490 | I feel like we've been walking in circles. | 1.4810 | 0.05515 | 158 | 100 | 40 | 18 |
491 | So nice to finally get out for some fresh air! | 1.4810 | 0.05441 | 158 | 99 | 42 | 17 |
492 | Remember the good old days when masks were a thing? | 1.4808 | 0.05340 | 156 | 96 | 45 | 15 |
493 | It makes sense. Have you ever seen a hamster with a cold? | 1.4800 | 0.05732 | 150 | 96 | 36 | 18 |
494 | Actually, I am kind of used to living in a bubble. | 1.4797 | 0.05463 | 148 | 91 | 43 | 14 |
495 | I've heard they give vaccines using needles. | 1.4797 | 0.05292 | 148 | 89 | 47 | 12 |
496 | Can't wait to get my second dose. | 1.4795 | 0.05768 | 146 | 93 | 36 | 17 |
497 | Isn’t that the same bubble you wore yesterday? | 1.4789 | 0.05262 | 142 | 84 | 48 | 10 |
498 | How do I go through a revolving door? | 1.4789 | 0.05448 | 142 | 86 | 44 | 12 |
499 | Now this is what I call birth control. | 1.4788 | 0.05200 | 165 | 102 | 47 | 16 |
500 | I liked it better when we just wore masks. | 1.4788 | 0.05340 | 165 | 104 | 43 | 18 |
501 | Up for a Venn diagram? | 1.4788 | 0.05200 | 165 | 102 | 47 | 16 |
502 | Vaccine schmaccine. | 1.4786 | 0.05596 | 140 | 86 | 41 | 13 |
503 | Ok, here comes a truck. Let's see who goes the farthest. | 1.4783 | 0.05579 | 161 | 104 | 37 | 20 |
504 | The best was when all we had to do was wash our hands. | 1.4783 | 0.05784 | 161 | 107 | 31 | 23 |
505 | They say we won’t even notice them after awhile | 1.4780 | 0.04955 | 159 | 94 | 54 | 11 |
506 | This is a big upgrade from my old cone of silence" | 1.4779 | 0.05617 | 136 | 83 | 41 | 12 |
507 | Careful, you're about to burst my bubble | 1.4777 | 0.05391 | 157 | 98 | 43 | 16 |
508 | I've saved a ton on deodorant and mouthwash. | 1.4771 | 0.05414 | 153 | 95 | 43 | 15 |
509 | I think I preferred the old normal. | 1.4762 | 0.05602 | 126 | 75 | 42 | 9 |
510 | So this is what happens to those who refuse to be vaccinated? | 1.4759 | 0.05544 | 145 | 90 | 41 | 14 |
511 | On the other hand, if you wore a mask, you could cover up that embarrassment of a goatee. | 1.4758 | 0.06216 | 124 | 79 | 31 | 14 |
512 | They did say some of these vaccines had side effects | 1.4755 | 0.05687 | 143 | 90 | 38 | 15 |
513 | Well dear, this isn’t exactly what I meant when I said I needed my space | 1.4754 | 0.06183 | 122 | 77 | 32 | 13 |
514 | Is your bubble political, medical or misanthropic? | 1.4753 | 0.05483 | 162 | 104 | 39 | 19 |
515 | Later. Gotta bounce. | 1.4748 | 0.05983 | 139 | 90 | 32 | 17 |
516 | I miss the way your mask hid your goatee. | 1.4737 | 0.05805 | 133 | 83 | 37 | 13 |
517 | I'll tell you one thing, this is more spacious than my studio apartment | 1.4724 | 0.05897 | 127 | 79 | 36 | 12 |
518 | Never thought I'd feel nostalgic for the good old days of masks | 1.4724 | 0.05526 | 163 | 106 | 37 | 20 |
519 | What really gets me is the sense of freedom I feel now! | 1.4715 | 0.06144 | 123 | 78 | 32 | 13 |
520 | That reminds me,I forgot to feed the goldfish | 1.4706 | 0.05615 | 136 | 84 | 40 | 12 |
521 | Oh, I didn't expect to bump into you here. | 1.4706 | 0.04824 | 153 | 89 | 56 | 8 |
522 | We just don’t move in the same circles. | 1.4706 | 0.05412 | 153 | 96 | 42 | 15 |
523 | Not bad, if you don’t mind the soap residue. | 1.4702 | 0.05382 | 151 | 94 | 43 | 14 |
524 | It’s so good to see you without your mask.” | 1.4701 | 0.05473 | 134 | 81 | 43 | 10 |
525 | Yeah, but mine is also bubblegum flavored. | 1.4698 | 0.05758 | 149 | 97 | 34 | 18 |
526 | I'm trying to think outside the bubble | 1.4684 | 0.05053 | 158 | 96 | 50 | 12 |
527 | I hear next year's model will come with free WiFi. | 1.4684 | 0.05363 | 158 | 100 | 42 | 16 |
528 | I heard that some people formed COVID bubbles with as many as five others. You interested? | 1.4672 | 0.05680 | 137 | 86 | 38 | 13 |
529 | And ever since I just feel like everyone lives in their own little bubble these days. | 1.4672 | 0.05487 | 137 | 84 | 42 | 11 |
530 | What a great day to be inside! | 1.4672 | 0.05487 | 137 | 84 | 42 | 11 |
531 | You’re muted! | 1.4658 | 0.05512 | 146 | 92 | 40 | 14 |
532 | Is yours Pfizer or Moderna? | 1.4656 | 0.06159 | 131 | 86 | 29 | 16 |
533 | And you thought people complained when they had to wear a mask. | 1.4653 | 0.05823 | 144 | 94 | 33 | 17 |
534 | Well, they sure didn’t foresee this vaccine side effect, did they? | 1.4631 | 0.05676 | 149 | 97 | 35 | 17 |
535 | I for one, welcome our new Hamster overlords. | 1.4627 | 0.05769 | 134 | 85 | 36 | 13 |
536 | Hey you know we can still see you in there right? | 1.4626 | 0.05893 | 147 | 98 | 30 | 19 |
537 | They say the bubble adds ten pounds. | 1.4615 | 0.05410 | 156 | 100 | 40 | 16 |
538 | How are things going in your little world? | 1.4610 | 0.05689 | 154 | 102 | 33 | 19 |
539 | Care to Double-Bubble? | 1.4602 | 0.05276 | 176 | 116 | 39 | 21 |
540 | Have you tried the 4th Street hill? | 1.4595 | 0.05539 | 148 | 95 | 38 | 15 |
541 | Why don’t you just pop over? donttps://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest#thisweek?reload=true | 1.4593 | 0.05926 | 135 | 88 | 32 | 15 |
542 | First it was the Dot-com bubble; then the housing bubble. Now it’s the Bazooka vaccine bubble....! | 1.4593 | 0.05540 | 135 | 84 | 40 | 11 |
543 | I feel like we've been living in our own bubbles for too long | 1.4591 | 0.05106 | 159 | 99 | 47 | 13 |
544 | At least we don’t have excessive inflation. | 1.4590 | 0.06175 | 122 | 79 | 30 | 13 |
545 | I can't wait until we hatch. | 1.4587 | 0.06839 | 109 | 73 | 22 | 14 |
546 | I need to get tested. I couldn’t smell anything at Penn station. | 1.4586 | 0.05798 | 133 | 85 | 35 | 13 |
547 | I feel like apologizing to my childhood hamster | 1.4580 | 0.05553 | 131 | 81 | 40 | 10 |
548 | Hey, you wanna go bouncing tonight? | 1.4577 | 0.05440 | 142 | 89 | 41 | 12 |
549 | Do we wait for the wind or for the green light? | 1.4571 | 0.05856 | 140 | 92 | 32 | 16 |
550 | A huge plus is that I don't have to wash my hands as often. | 1.4571 | 0.05106 | 140 | 84 | 48 | 8 |
551 | ‘I remember my first bubble. It was a cube. Lord, how old-fashioned that seems now.’ | 1.4569 | 0.06047 | 116 | 73 | 33 | 10 |
552 | I'm miserable whether you burst it or not. | 1.4568 | 0.05188 | 162 | 103 | 44 | 15 |
553 | I’m getting much more exercise since switching from that cube. | 1.4567 | 0.05890 | 127 | 81 | 34 | 12 |
554 | This bubble thing takes safe sex to a whole new level. | 1.4564 | 0.05752 | 149 | 99 | 32 | 18 |
555 | Since you asked, I got a free Beta Model, slammed a vegan chili taco, took it out for a roll, lit a match to clear the air and blew my right arm clear off. What’s your story? | 1.4560 | 0.05848 | 125 | 79 | 35 | 11 |
556 | So glad I hadn't ordered Mexican last night | 1.4559 | 0.06074 | 136 | 91 | 28 | 17 |
557 | Your Venn or mine | 1.4552 | 0.05667 | 134 | 85 | 37 | 12 |
558 | I’m looking for someone with a little edge, but so far no luck. | 1.4552 | 0.05269 | 145 | 90 | 44 | 11 |
559 | Some of my neighbors formed a Venn diagram and started a superspreader event. | 1.4551 | 0.05777 | 156 | 106 | 29 | 21 |
560 | Hey! What's your pin number? | 1.4545 | 0.06210 | 121 | 79 | 29 | 13 |
561 | Looking back, masks weren't that bad. | 1.4540 | 0.04861 | 174 | 109 | 51 | 14 |
562 | I thought it was a metaphorical bubble, but here we are | 1.4533 | 0.05563 | 150 | 98 | 36 | 16 |
563 | Well, I guess perfume is no longer relevant. | 1.4526 | 0.05381 | 137 | 85 | 42 | 10 |
564 | Do you think Dr. Fauci has gone too far this time? | 1.4524 | 0.06132 | 126 | 83 | 29 | 14 |
565 | I miss pop music | 1.4522 | 0.06206 | 115 | 74 | 30 | 11 |
566 | Pop culture kills me. | 1.4521 | 0.05331 | 146 | 92 | 42 | 12 |
567 | I'm getting my second bubble at the end of the month. | 1.4519 | 0.05536 | 135 | 85 | 39 | 11 |
568 | Nice to see things returning to normal. | 1.4516 | 0.06204 | 124 | 82 | 28 | 14 |
569 | At least the masks are gone | 1.4516 | 0.05651 | 124 | 77 | 38 | 9 |
570 | I'd date you if we didn't move in different circles. | 1.4516 | 0.05989 | 124 | 80 | 32 | 12 |
571 | They say soap kills the virus | 1.4513 | 0.05760 | 113 | 69 | 37 | 7 |
572 | No one mentioned this vaccine side effect | 1.4512 | 0.05491 | 164 | 110 | 34 | 20 |
573 | I’m so glad things are finally back to normal. | 1.4508 | 0.06170 | 122 | 80 | 29 | 13 |
574 | This pandemic has brought a new meaning to pop culture | 1.4504 | 0.05857 | 131 | 85 | 33 | 13 |
575 | I think you have the right of way. | 1.4500 | 0.05583 | 140 | 90 | 37 | 13 |
576 | Mine smells like bubble gum. Yours? | 1.4500 | 0.05583 | 140 | 90 | 37 | 13 |
577 | What I miss most? Edges. | 1.4500 | 0.05583 | 140 | 90 | 37 | 13 |
578 | Now I know how goldfish feel | 1.4500 | 0.05395 | 140 | 88 | 41 | 11 |
579 | Fauci says you can come out 15 days after the second shot. | 1.4493 | 0.05150 | 138 | 84 | 46 | 8 |
580 | Let’s integrate! | 1.4492 | 0.05969 | 118 | 75 | 33 | 10 |
581 | yeah, the mask thing was too constrictive | 1.4490 | 0.05215 | 147 | 92 | 44 | 11 |
582 | I hate to burst your bubble, it's just not flattering. | 1.4490 | 0.05391 | 147 | 94 | 40 | 13 |
583 | I was just getting use to the mask. | 1.4488 | 0.05444 | 127 | 78 | 41 | 8 |
584 | This pandemic gives a whole new meaning to circling the block. | 1.4485 | 0.05397 | 165 | 110 | 36 | 19 |
585 | What’s wrong? You look deflated. | 1.4483 | 0.05916 | 116 | 73 | 34 | 9 |
586 | I long for the old days when we could just wear a mask. | 1.4480 | 0.05731 | 125 | 79 | 36 | 10 |
587 | They say I can take mine off in two weeks. | 1.4480 | 0.05843 | 125 | 80 | 34 | 11 |
588 | I think a little snow would be nice. | 1.4478 | 0.05662 | 134 | 86 | 36 | 12 |
589 | Can you stop deflating me with your eyes, please? | 1.4476 | 0.05844 | 143 | 96 | 30 | 17 |
590 | Why did it take us a whole year to think of this? | 1.4474 | 0.05988 | 114 | 72 | 33 | 9 |
591 | It feels so nice to get out of my quarantine bubble and get back into my political bubble. | 1.4472 | 0.05561 | 123 | 76 | 39 | 8 |
592 | At least this solves the mask debate. | 1.4470 | 0.05411 | 132 | 82 | 41 | 9 |
593 | Want to live dangerously? I have a pin. | 1.4470 | 0.06018 | 132 | 88 | 29 | 15 |
594 | Glinda wore it better! | 1.4464 | 0.06447 | 112 | 74 | 26 | 12 |
595 | Did you bring protection? | 1.4463 | 0.05622 | 121 | 75 | 38 | 8 |
596 | Got any windex? | 1.4463 | 0.05744 | 121 | 76 | 36 | 9 |
597 | Personal Space, finally! | 1.4453 | 0.06157 | 128 | 86 | 27 | 15 |
598 | It’s definitely a challenge to intimacy | 1.4444 | 0.05728 | 144 | 96 | 32 | 16 |
599 | I love what you've done with your bubble. | 1.4444 | 0.05584 | 126 | 79 | 38 | 9 |
600 | How is this going to work when we go to 3-foot social distancing? | 1.4444 | 0.05430 | 135 | 85 | 40 | 10 |
601 | The new, new, new, new normal. | 1.4444 | 0.04984 | 153 | 95 | 48 | 10 |
602 | Fauci and Lawrence Welk would be proud! | 1.4436 | 0.05789 | 133 | 87 | 33 | 13 |
603 | Obviously, no longer a metaphor! | 1.4435 | 0.05948 | 115 | 73 | 33 | 9 |
604 | So glad we don't have to wear masks anymore | 1.4430 | 0.05584 | 149 | 99 | 34 | 16 |
605 | Did you notice that everybody without a dog has only one arm? | 1.4427 | 0.05852 | 131 | 86 | 32 | 13 |
606 | Anyday now, this place will start popping. | 1.4426 | 0.06165 | 122 | 81 | 28 | 13 |
607 | Can you believe they still wear masks in Florida? | 1.4425 | 0.05888 | 113 | 71 | 34 | 8 |
608 | Lawrence Welk would be proud. | 1.4420 | 0.05444 | 138 | 88 | 39 | 11 |
609 | Life’s a Venn and then you die. | 1.4420 | 0.05820 | 138 | 92 | 31 | 15 |
610 | Bursting someone’s bubble isn’t as fun anymore. | 1.4417 | 0.06011 | 120 | 78 | 31 | 11 |
611 | Hey! Wanna double bubble? | 1.4412 | 0.05974 | 136 | 92 | 28 | 16 |
612 | Do you, perchance, have a pin? | 1.4409 | 0.06190 | 127 | 86 | 26 | 15 |
613 | Personal space - it's the final frontier. | 1.4409 | 0.05551 | 127 | 80 | 38 | 9 |
614 | Is this starting to seem just a bit overblown? | 1.4404 | 0.06034 | 109 | 69 | 32 | 8 |
615 | Careful, there's a steep hill ahead." | 1.4403 | 0.05454 | 134 | 85 | 39 | 10 |
616 | Sir, please stay six radii away. | 1.4400 | 0.05836 | 125 | 81 | 33 | 11 |
617 | We’ve got to stop bumping into each other like this | 1.4400 | 0.05495 | 125 | 78 | 39 | 8 |
618 | Did you say your name was Venn? | 1.4397 | 0.06849 | 116 | 82 | 17 | 17 |
619 | In hind site I wish I would have opted for the vaccine | 1.4390 | 0.06125 | 123 | 82 | 28 | 13 |
620 | I have to wash my bubble tonight but maybe some other time | 1.4386 | 0.06109 | 114 | 74 | 30 | 10 |
621 | I feel like I'm going around in circles. | 1.4375 | 0.05920 | 112 | 71 | 33 | 8 |
622 | If there was a bathroom in here, I'd never leave. | 1.4375 | 0.05518 | 128 | 81 | 38 | 9 |
623 | Size matters. | 1.4375 | 0.05843 | 128 | 84 | 32 | 12 |
624 | I said my heart goes out to all the goldfish. | 1.4375 | 0.06185 | 112 | 73 | 29 | 10 |
625 | Wanna go burst some bubbles? | 1.4375 | 0.05723 | 144 | 97 | 31 | 16 |
626 | Mine’s from AstraZeneca. | 1.4375 | 0.05281 | 144 | 92 | 41 | 11 |
627 | Excuse me, I'm usually not this forward, but would you like to go for a pop? | 1.4370 | 0.05817 | 135 | 90 | 31 | 14 |
628 | Does yours have Bluetooth? | 1.4370 | 0.05552 | 119 | 74 | 38 | 7 |
629 | I'm having second thoughts about my luncheon choice of Garlic Shrimp. | 1.4366 | 0.05606 | 142 | 94 | 34 | 14 |
630 | Nobody warned us about the smell, did they? | 1.4365 | 0.06120 | 126 | 85 | 27 | 14 |
631 | I don't know.....sharing a bubble is a big commitment. | 1.4364 | 0.05992 | 110 | 70 | 32 | 8 |
632 | I don’t know about you but I was pretty tired of wearing a mask. | 1.4364 | 0.06130 | 110 | 71 | 30 | 9 |
633 | who knew Venn diagrams would ever come in handy | 1.4361 | 0.05479 | 133 | 85 | 38 | 10 |
634 | Is that the new model with the noise cancelling feature? | 1.4359 | 0.06116 | 117 | 77 | 29 | 11 |
635 | I really though masks were simpler | 1.4359 | 0.04996 | 156 | 99 | 46 | 11 |
636 | How are you feeling about this curb? Niagara Falls in a barrel? | 1.4359 | 0.05614 | 117 | 73 | 37 | 7 |
637 | Don't mean to burst your bubble, but you have it on backwards. | 1.4355 | 0.05753 | 124 | 80 | 34 | 10 |
638 | At least they're finally widening the subway turnstiles. | 1.4355 | 0.05866 | 124 | 81 | 32 | 11 |
639 | I heard Bill accidentally filled his up with helium. | 1.4352 | 0.06870 | 108 | 75 | 19 | 14 |
640 | My, you've grown! What are you now, a 17-18 foot Circumference? | 1.4351 | 0.05745 | 131 | 86 | 33 | 12 |
641 | This is the dumbest form of birth control ever invented. But effective! | 1.4351 | 0.05641 | 131 | 85 | 35 | 11 |
642 | Now that we’re vaccinated, how about I take you home and burst your bubble?” | 1.4351 | 0.05745 | 131 | 86 | 33 | 12 |
643 | Who thought we'd be nostalgic for masks!? | 1.4348 | 0.05535 | 138 | 90 | 36 | 12 |
644 | We’re probably going to need two Ubers | 1.4344 | 0.05458 | 122 | 76 | 39 | 7 |
645 | I'll pop in tomorrow for coffee | 1.4343 | 0.06285 | 99 | 63 | 29 | 7 |
646 | On the other hand, it's pretty quiet in here. | 1.4341 | 0.05260 | 129 | 80 | 42 | 7 |
647 | I don't see how this new Hubba-Bubba vaccine can possibly fail. | 1.4336 | 0.05396 | 143 | 93 | 38 | 12 |
648 | I've heard there's a sect of evangelicals in Des Moines with pins. | 1.4336 | 0.06001 | 143 | 100 | 24 | 19 |
649 | Well, they did say that the vaccine would protect us. | 1.4333 | 0.05886 | 120 | 78 | 32 | 10 |
650 | Mine's rent-controlled. | 1.4333 | 0.05886 | 120 | 78 | 32 | 10 |
651 | It was the best of times, it was the burst of times. | 1.4333 | 0.06453 | 120 | 83 | 22 | 15 |
652 | I think you're on mute | 1.4333 | 0.06003 | 120 | 79 | 30 | 11 |
653 | Hate to burst your bubble but you still need to keep your 6’ distance. | 1.4328 | 0.05650 | 134 | 88 | 34 | 12 |
654 | The Windex people sure were well -positioned for this. | 1.4328 | 0.05130 | 134 | 83 | 44 | 7 |
655 | Want to roll with me? | 1.4328 | 0.05344 | 134 | 85 | 40 | 9 |
656 | Oh for the good old mask days | 1.4324 | 0.05951 | 111 | 71 | 32 | 8 |
657 | Oh, don't pretend you can't hear me! So, who was that woman? | 1.4322 | 0.06309 | 118 | 80 | 25 | 13 |
658 | Oh, you again! I guess we’re going in circles | 1.4320 | 0.05604 | 125 | 80 | 36 | 9 |
659 | You know, I should have gotten the Moderna bubble, not the Pfizer one. | 1.4320 | 0.05939 | 125 | 83 | 30 | 12 |
660 | This takes personal space to a new level. | 1.4316 | 0.06634 | 95 | 62 | 25 | 8 |
661 | Feels good to be a part of society again. | 1.4314 | 0.05995 | 102 | 64 | 32 | 6 |
662 | What soap do you use ? | 1.4310 | 0.05772 | 116 | 74 | 34 | 8 |
663 | If you get one step closer I’m going to burst! | 1.4308 | 0.05668 | 130 | 85 | 34 | 11 |
664 | Fight it? I decided to just roll with it ! | 1.4307 | 0.05262 | 137 | 87 | 41 | 9 |
665 | Have you gotten your 10th vaccination booster shot yet? | 1.4298 | 0.05972 | 114 | 74 | 31 | 9 |
666 | Why don't ya pop over sometime? | 1.4297 | 0.05511 | 128 | 82 | 37 | 9 |
667 | It's also called a grope-free zone. | 1.4297 | 0.05836 | 128 | 85 | 31 | 12 |
668 | Tu bubble es mi bubble | 1.4297 | 0.05283 | 128 | 80 | 41 | 7 |
669 | I'm not good at embracing intimacy, either. | 1.4296 | 0.05617 | 135 | 89 | 34 | 12 |
670 | Seems our relationship has come full circle. | 1.4296 | 0.05518 | 135 | 88 | 36 | 11 |
671 | You'll never guess who I bumped into yesterday! | 1.4286 | 0.05910 | 112 | 72 | 32 | 8 |
672 | Maybe a vaccine wasn't such a bad idea. | 1.4286 | 0.05378 | 140 | 91 | 38 | 11 |
673 | So, do you like living here in Pfizerville? | 1.4286 | 0.06035 | 119 | 79 | 29 | 11 |
674 | Anything's better than the masks. | 1.4286 | 0.06181 | 105 | 68 | 29 | 8 |
675 | I can’t believe I actually miss the masks! | 1.4286 | 0.05575 | 133 | 87 | 35 | 11 |
676 | I save a bundle on deodorant. | 1.4286 | 0.05794 | 119 | 77 | 33 | 9 |
677 | See? I told you things would return to normal. | 1.4286 | 0.05877 | 105 | 66 | 33 | 6 |
678 | It's a dream scenario for a germaphobe like me. | 1.4276 | 0.05427 | 145 | 96 | 36 | 13 |
679 | I miss my mask. | 1.4274 | 0.05858 | 124 | 82 | 31 | 11 |
680 | You aren't listening to a word I'm saying, are you? | 1.4274 | 0.05630 | 124 | 80 | 35 | 9 |
681 | Hope we don't upset our hamster overlords any further | 1.4274 | 0.05630 | 124 | 80 | 35 | 9 |
682 | Is this the corner of Covid and 19? | 1.4274 | 0.06227 | 117 | 79 | 26 | 12 |
683 | I really don’t want you to burst my bubble- you’re not my type | 1.4273 | 0.06121 | 110 | 72 | 29 | 9 |
684 | Could you believe that video of the governor at dinner without his bubble? | 1.4272 | 0.06413 | 103 | 68 | 26 | 9 |
685 | Now that we’ve created a Venn Diagram, are we officially in a relationship? | 1.4265 | 0.05962 | 136 | 94 | 26 | 16 |
686 | Venn Bubbles Collide: Love in the Time of COVID | 1.4262 | 0.05572 | 122 | 78 | 36 | 8 |
687 | Nice day for a roll, isn’t it? | 1.4262 | 0.05810 | 122 | 80 | 32 | 10 |
688 | What goes around comes around I guess. | 1.4261 | 0.06059 | 115 | 76 | 29 | 10 |
689 | I guess wearing the mask wasn't so bad after all. | 1.4259 | 0.06472 | 108 | 73 | 24 | 11 |
690 | It's not COVID I'm worried about. I just got a job working for Andrew Cuomo. | 1.4259 | 0.06058 | 108 | 70 | 30 | 8 |
691 | Thought we lived in the same bubble... | 1.4255 | 0.05442 | 141 | 93 | 36 | 12 |
692 | It’s much easier to look people in the eye, when I know they can’t touch me. | 1.4255 | 0.06326 | 94 | 60 | 28 | 6 |
693 | It’s only surface tension. Most folks around here are actually pretty relaxed. | 1.4250 | 0.05508 | 120 | 76 | 37 | 7 |
694 | See! I told you we wouldn’t be wearing masks forever. | 1.4248 | 0.06003 | 113 | 74 | 30 | 9 |
695 | Ever feel like bursting someone’s bubble? | 1.4242 | 0.06273 | 99 | 64 | 28 | 7 |
696 | Secure in their bubbles, ‘sidewalk rage’ became the next epidemic. | 1.4242 | 0.05497 | 132 | 86 | 36 | 10 |
697 | I’m just out for a late night roll. | 1.4240 | 0.05710 | 125 | 82 | 33 | 10 |
698 | We broke up. He was a square. | 1.4240 | 0.05710 | 125 | 82 | 33 | 10 |
699 | As someone who hates to be touched, I am LIVING right now. | 1.4240 | 0.05821 | 125 | 83 | 31 | 11 |
700 | Please still stay at least 6 feet away, I don't want you to burst my bubble. | 1.4237 | 0.06185 | 118 | 80 | 26 | 12 |
701 | Being intimate is harder than it used to be, but the Venn diagrams are so much better! | 1.4231 | 0.05554 | 130 | 85 | 35 | 10 |
702 | These flatulence bubbles are a great social distancing mechanism. | 1.4228 | 0.06000 | 123 | 83 | 28 | 12 |
703 | At least they've reduced muggings by 40% | 1.4219 | 0.05274 | 128 | 81 | 40 | 7 |
704 | To be honest, I think the hand-sanitizer manufacturers are the only ones complaining. | 1.4219 | 0.05613 | 128 | 84 | 34 | 10 |
705 | Hamsters make this seem like fun. | 1.4214 | 0.05176 | 140 | 90 | 41 | 9 |
706 | Who could’ve known that the answer really was blowin’ in the wind?! | 1.4202 | 0.06143 | 119 | 81 | 26 | 12 |
707 | It used to be needles that cured us, now they're our worst nightmare. | 1.4198 | 0.05192 | 131 | 83 | 41 | 7 |
708 | Ready to roll, bub? | 1.4196 | 0.06546 | 112 | 78 | 21 | 13 |
709 | I'd really like to see what our Venn diagram looks like, if you know what I mean. | 1.4190 | 0.06459 | 105 | 71 | 24 | 10 |
710 | The bubble adds five pounds. | 1.4188 | 0.05977 | 117 | 78 | 29 | 10 |
711 | At least now I can see your face. | 1.4184 | 0.05967 | 98 | 62 | 31 | 5 |
712 | Yeah, I know you fancy Sally, but she's way outside your bubble. | 1.4182 | 0.05972 | 110 | 72 | 30 | 8 |
713 | On the surface, I’d say there’s some tension between us! | 1.4180 | 0.05801 | 122 | 81 | 31 | 10 |
714 | Isn’t it wonderful? No more masks! | 1.4180 | 0.06142 | 122 | 84 | 25 | 13 |
715 | I just upgraded to the air-conditioned model. | 1.4179 | 0.05535 | 134 | 89 | 34 | 11 |
716 | Remember when being in your own bubble was a bad thing? | 1.4175 | 0.06097 | 103 | 67 | 29 | 7 |
717 | It's about time. Those masks were so restricting. | 1.4167 | 0.06188 | 108 | 72 | 27 | 9 |
718 | I think CDC has finally gone too far. | 1.4160 | 0.05813 | 125 | 84 | 30 | 11 |
719 | Who knew MySpace would make a comeback | 1.4160 | 0.06137 | 125 | 87 | 24 | 14 |
720 | Nice to know I'm not the only one living in a bubble. | 1.4159 | 0.06123 | 113 | 76 | 27 | 10 |
721 | How do you like Dr. Fauci's new invention? | 1.4159 | 0.06123 | 113 | 76 | 27 | 10 |
722 | Did you hear about the block party? It's BYOB. | 1.4159 | 0.05859 | 113 | 74 | 31 | 8 |
723 | ‘These are actually better quality than the Amazon reviews let on, don’t you think?’ | 1.4159 | 0.05293 | 113 | 70 | 39 | 4 |
724 | I'm new to this filter bubble thing. Are we allowed to burst out laughing? | 1.4153 | 0.05687 | 118 | 77 | 33 | 8 |
725 | Asphyxiation is a small price to pay for peace of mind. | 1.4146 | 0.06101 | 123 | 85 | 25 | 13 |
726 | You must be Venn. | 1.4144 | 0.06067 | 111 | 74 | 28 | 9 |
727 | This is not a Venn diagram, you know! | 1.4138 | 0.06487 | 116 | 82 | 20 | 14 |
728 | The irony is my gerbil prefers to wear a mask. | 1.4138 | 0.06131 | 116 | 79 | 26 | 11 |
729 | Those masks were so annoying. | 1.4135 | 0.06497 | 104 | 71 | 23 | 10 |
730 | I don’t wanna burst your bubble here but you’re on my way ! | 1.4130 | 0.06764 | 92 | 62 | 22 | 8 |
731 | these six feet bubbles would have been handy about six months ago. NICO DUNN BERKELEY CALIFORNIA (age 11) | 1.4128 | 0.05860 | 109 | 71 | 31 | 7 |
732 | Hey Fred, you look good! New bubble? | 1.4128 | 0.06143 | 109 | 73 | 27 | 9 |
733 | I'm worried about the tornado warning too. | 1.4127 | 0.05776 | 126 | 85 | 30 | 11 |
734 | The doctor said it was the vaccine or this | 1.4127 | 0.05073 | 126 | 79 | 42 | 5 |
735 | I know, sometimes I feel like I'm living in my own world, too. | 1.4124 | 0.05817 | 97 | 61 | 32 | 4 |
736 | This corner’s not big enough for the both of us. | 1.4122 | 0.04975 | 148 | 96 | 43 | 9 |
737 | The best part about the Johnson & Johnson vaccine is no tears. | 1.4118 | 0.06438 | 102 | 69 | 24 | 9 |
738 | Heard about Johnny? He ate a bean burrito for lunch. Never reads instructions. | 1.4118 | 0.06038 | 136 | 97 | 22 | 17 |
739 | Remember, Dwayne...stay away from sharp objects and don't take your car keys from your pocket. | 1.4113 | 0.06061 | 124 | 86 | 25 | 13 |
740 | Remember when we thought masks were enough | 1.4113 | 0.04993 | 124 | 77 | 43 | 4 |
741 | Have you tried Windex Bubble Anti-Fogger? | 1.4112 | 0.06222 | 107 | 72 | 26 | 9 |
742 | ...what a time to be alive... | 1.4111 | 0.07048 | 90 | 62 | 19 | 9 |
743 | Jeff! Hey, Jeff! Can you hear me? Wow, they really didn't think this one through. | 1.4107 | 0.06285 | 112 | 77 | 24 | 11 |
744 | How's your weather? | 1.4103 | 0.05714 | 117 | 77 | 32 | 8 |
745 | Wish we'd thought of this 18 months ago | 1.4098 | 0.05552 | 122 | 80 | 34 | 8 |
746 | Glad to see the world has grown some balls. | 1.4095 | 0.06304 | 105 | 71 | 25 | 9 |
747 | That reminds me - we’re out of hamster food. | 1.4094 | 0.05403 | 127 | 83 | 36 | 8 |
748 | Only a matter of time before they make us double bubble | 1.4094 | 0.05847 | 127 | 87 | 28 | 12 |
749 | At this point I’ll take the needle or a pin. | 1.4088 | 0.05237 | 137 | 90 | 38 | 9 |
750 | Can you believe we ever wore those ridiculous masks? | 1.4086 | 0.06706 | 93 | 63 | 22 | 8 |
751 | I didn’t think the voting restrictions they put on us could get any more blatant, but here we are. | 1.4083 | 0.06427 | 120 | 86 | 19 | 15 |
752 | I kinda like it. Makes me feel like Glinda, the Good Witch. | 1.4083 | 0.05736 | 120 | 80 | 31 | 9 |
753 | Fancy intersecting? | 1.4083 | 0.05487 | 120 | 78 | 35 | 7 |
754 | I heard Glenda’s bubble has wifi | 1.4082 | 0.06778 | 98 | 68 | 20 | 10 |
755 | Life on Mars feels just like on Earth | 1.4078 | 0.05924 | 103 | 67 | 30 | 6 |
756 | Did you hear about the guys on Wall Street? Their bubbles popped, so their assets are exposed. | 1.4074 | 0.06713 | 108 | 77 | 18 | 13 |
757 | You just gotta lose that pins and needles feeling... | 1.4074 | 0.05740 | 108 | 70 | 32 | 6 |
758 | Of course, that's pretty much the end of procreation. | 1.4071 | 0.06112 | 113 | 77 | 26 | 10 |
759 | I'm not trying to be OCD, but your bubble needs a little Windex. | 1.4071 | 0.06112 | 113 | 77 | 26 | 10 |
760 | What year do you get out? | 1.4068 | 0.05547 | 118 | 77 | 34 | 7 |
761 | Wanna bump bubbles? | 1.4066 | 0.06048 | 91 | 58 | 29 | 4 |
762 | mi bubble es su bubble | 1.4062 | 0.05703 | 128 | 87 | 30 | 11 |
763 | At least they can't make me wear heels anymore. | 1.4057 | 0.05652 | 106 | 68 | 33 | 5 |
764 | I ordered curtains for my bubble. | 1.4054 | 0.06054 | 111 | 75 | 27 | 9 |
765 | Please Stop calling it the new normal | 1.4052 | 0.06360 | 116 | 82 | 21 | 13 |
766 | Goodbye.....I'll see you around. | 1.4052 | 0.05996 | 116 | 79 | 27 | 10 |
767 | This new vaccine is really powerful! | 1.4050 | 0.06051 | 121 | 84 | 25 | 12 |
768 | It's so much easier to tell if you're six feet apart with these things. | 1.4050 | 0.04921 | 121 | 75 | 43 | 3 |
769 | Does my bum look big in this ? | 1.4040 | 0.06722 | 99 | 69 | 20 | 10 |
770 | The noise cancelling feature in these new pandemic Apple AirPods are amazing! | 1.4038 | 0.06037 | 104 | 69 | 28 | 7 |
771 | Carl, you look so bubbly today! | 1.4038 | 0.06037 | 104 | 69 | 28 | 7 |
772 | Leave it to our governor to take it literally. | 1.4037 | 0.06130 | 109 | 74 | 26 | 9 |
773 | Why didn't you do that before we left home? | 1.4037 | 0.06130 | 109 | 74 | 26 | 9 |
774 | I actually understand microclimates now. | 1.4035 | 0.05807 | 114 | 76 | 30 | 8 |
775 | I liked it better when we just stayed six feet apart. | 1.4034 | 0.05380 | 119 | 77 | 36 | 6 |
776 | Careful walking when it's windy. | 1.4031 | 0.05337 | 129 | 85 | 36 | 8 |
777 | You look a little deflated today. | 1.4023 | 0.06832 | 87 | 59 | 21 | 7 |
778 | Inflation affects all of us. | 1.4022 | 0.06568 | 92 | 62 | 23 | 7 |
779 | So how's 2022 been for you so far ? | 1.4022 | 0.06923 | 92 | 64 | 19 | 9 |
780 | Hey, hottie, wanna doublebubble? | 1.4020 | 0.06272 | 102 | 69 | 25 | 8 |
781 | I don’t think we anti-vaxers deserve to be treated this way. | 1.4019 | 0.05918 | 107 | 71 | 29 | 7 |
782 | I'm so glad we finally found the balls to go outside! | 1.4019 | 0.06753 | 107 | 77 | 17 | 13 |
783 | Does yours have WiFi? | 1.4019 | 0.05918 | 107 | 71 | 29 | 7 |
784 | It’s simple. Just tell me Vere and Venn | 1.4018 | 0.05737 | 112 | 74 | 31 | 7 |
785 | Could you step back a little bit? You’re a little too close. | 1.4017 | 0.05437 | 117 | 76 | 35 | 6 |
786 | So, remember the 2020 pandemic our grandparents went thtough? They had to wear face masks. Unbelievable! | 1.4016 | 0.05662 | 122 | 82 | 31 | 9 |
787 | Is your bubble for politics or the pandemic? | 1.4016 | 0.05662 | 122 | 82 | 31 | 9 |
788 | It's fine 'til the sun comes out. | 1.4016 | 0.05417 | 122 | 80 | 35 | 7 |
789 | You've got overlap syndrome, buddy. | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
790 | Life as Glinda isn't as magical as I had always pictured. | 1.4015 | 0.05469 | 132 | 89 | 33 | 10 |
791 | I wasn't going to be the one who burst her bubble. | 1.4000 | 0.04954 | 135 | 87 | 42 | 6 |
792 | Are we ready to roll? | 1.4000 | 0.05767 | 115 | 77 | 30 | 8 |
793 | I don't mind the bubble bit. It's the toil and trouble that gets to me. | 1.4000 | 0.06477 | 90 | 60 | 24 | 6 |
794 | I know,so great. And it keeps the rain off, too. | 1.4000 | 0.05898 | 115 | 78 | 28 | 9 |
795 | Thank god that stupid mask thing is over. | 1.4000 | 0.06941 | 85 | 58 | 20 | 7 |
796 | I’m definitely sensing some chemistry here. | 1.4000 | 0.05192 | 130 | 85 | 38 | 7 |
797 | But Glinda made it look so easy. | 1.4000 | 0.06941 | 85 | 58 | 20 | 7 |
798 | Pods were roomier. | 1.4000 | 0.06081 | 85 | 54 | 28 | 3 |
799 | The latest recommendation on using soap seems excessive. | 1.4000 | 0.05837 | 105 | 69 | 30 | 6 |
800 | As long as there's no snow, I'm good. | 1.4000 | 0.05633 | 115 | 76 | 32 | 7 |
801 | Either I’m claustrophobic...or you just took my breath away. | 1.4000 | 0.05725 | 120 | 81 | 30 | 9 |
802 | It seems like we're going around in circles. | 1.4000 | 0.06221 | 110 | 76 | 24 | 10 |
803 | Who's Lawrence Welk? | 1.4000 | 0.06759 | 95 | 66 | 20 | 9 |
804 | "I hate to burst your bubble, Paul, but you're never gonna win that Cartoon Caption Contest." | 1.3986 | 0.05495 | 138 | 95 | 31 | 12 |
805 | It’s great to be outside, and see people again! | 1.3984 | 0.05472 | 128 | 86 | 33 | 9 |
806 | I guess we all really live in our own little world after all. | 1.3982 | 0.05834 | 113 | 76 | 29 | 8 |
807 | Susan said they're just soap and water. | 1.3981 | 0.06020 | 108 | 73 | 27 | 8 |
808 | Now you don't have to wear a mask. Hope you're happy. | 1.3981 | 0.06162 | 108 | 74 | 25 | 9 |
809 | On the bright side, muggings are way down." | 1.3981 | 0.06068 | 103 | 69 | 27 | 7 |
810 | I still think we should name our baby Venn | 1.3981 | 0.06521 | 103 | 72 | 21 | 10 |
811 | Bullet proof bubbles! This, my friend, is what makes America great!” | 1.3980 | 0.05935 | 98 | 64 | 29 | 5 |
812 | I feel safer crossing the street, don’t you? | 1.3964 | 0.05620 | 111 | 73 | 32 | 6 |
813 | It’s so liberating to finally get out of the house. Live a little...very little. | 1.3964 | 0.05472 | 111 | 72 | 34 | 5 |
814 | I wouldn't mind it so much if I could wear heels. | 1.3962 | 0.06242 | 106 | 73 | 24 | 9 |
815 | I’m no Janet Yellen, but this looks like inflation to me! | 1.3962 | 0.06242 | 106 | 73 | 24 | 9 |
816 | My therapist says I’m afraid to get close to anyone but we all are, no? | 1.3962 | 0.06242 | 106 | 73 | 24 | 9 |
817 | They promised me my own private Idaho. | 1.3956 | 0.06608 | 91 | 62 | 22 | 7 |
818 | Well, this blows. | 1.3956 | 0.06420 | 91 | 61 | 24 | 6 |
819 | I hate to burst your bubble but...my test came back positive. | 1.3955 | 0.05299 | 134 | 90 | 35 | 9 |
820 | I've always felt life was just one big Lawrence Welk Show. | 1.3953 | 0.06674 | 86 | 58 | 22 | 6 |
821 | Do you enjoy the public sphere? | 1.3953 | 0.05326 | 129 | 86 | 35 | 8 |
822 | If you ask me, social distancing has gotten a little out of hand. | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
823 | 'You just can't get a cab these days' | 1.3947 | 0.05793 | 114 | 77 | 29 | 8 |
824 | My hamster recommended this model. Good for cruising. | 1.3947 | 0.05926 | 114 | 78 | 27 | 9 |
825 | Bubble Up for Safety, Bubble Up | 1.3946 | 0.04975 | 147 | 98 | 40 | 9 |
826 | When my psychic said she'd seen me in a crystal ball, this isn't exactly what I thought she meant. | 1.3942 | 0.06174 | 104 | 71 | 25 | 8 |
827 | Oh sorry, what was that? I think you’re on mute. | 1.3942 | 0.06021 | 104 | 70 | 27 | 7 |
828 | Finally, freedom! | 1.3937 | 0.06037 | 127 | 91 | 22 | 14 |
829 | Are you seeing other people? | 1.3936 | 0.06456 | 94 | 64 | 23 | 7 |
830 | I’m going to talk to the super about installing a revolving door. | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
831 | When I said I needed my space, this wasn't really what I had in mind. | 1.3933 | 0.07078 | 89 | 63 | 17 | 9 |
832 | I love what you've done with your space. It's so different... only 5 feet eleven inches. | 1.3933 | 0.06110 | 89 | 58 | 27 | 4 |
833 | What's the probability we're living in a Venn Diagram? | 1.3932 | 0.06303 | 117 | 84 | 20 | 13 |
834 | I can't wait for version 2.0, this version is so socially distant... . | 1.3929 | 0.05862 | 112 | 76 | 28 | 8 |
835 | If we join bubbles, we can start to create a Venn diagram. | 1.3929 | 0.05997 | 112 | 77 | 26 | 9 |
836 | Didn't they have one for couples? | 1.3929 | 0.05434 | 112 | 73 | 34 | 5 |
837 | She's cute--go ask her how she got the leash through the bubble. | 1.3929 | 0.05997 | 112 | 77 | 26 | 9 |
838 | Finally”, thought Bubble Boy, “I’ve been preparing for this my whole life. | 1.3929 | 0.05997 | 112 | 77 | 26 | 9 |
839 | Remember when it was only masks? | 1.3925 | 0.06194 | 107 | 74 | 24 | 9 |
840 | We can do anything for two weeks, right? | 1.3922 | 0.05424 | 102 | 65 | 34 | 3 |
841 | My bubble is bigger than your bubble | 1.3922 | 0.06098 | 102 | 69 | 26 | 7 |
842 | At least no one can call us squares anymore | 1.3918 | 0.06481 | 97 | 67 | 22 | 8 |
843 | Feels good to be moving in new circles. | 1.3918 | 0.06313 | 97 | 66 | 24 | 7 |
844 | It doesn't help that I've been on needles and pins ever since this thing started. | 1.3917 | 0.05332 | 120 | 79 | 35 | 6 |
845 | Have we flattened the curve yet? | 1.3917 | 0.05712 | 120 | 82 | 29 | 9 |
846 | I think you're on mute. I couldn't hear you. | 1.3913 | 0.06174 | 92 | 61 | 26 | 5 |
847 | I think we need a mandatory No Pin policy. | 1.3913 | 0.05884 | 115 | 79 | 27 | 9 |
848 | I can’t wait until we can go back to normal when we just wore masks. | 1.3910 | 0.04987 | 133 | 87 | 40 | 6 |
849 | I hear the next model comes with GPS | 1.3909 | 0.05932 | 110 | 75 | 27 | 8 |
850 | I really took it for granted when my bubble could include 8 people | 1.3908 | 0.07193 | 87 | 62 | 16 | 9 |
851 | If introverts had their way. | 1.3905 | 0.06419 | 105 | 74 | 21 | 10 |
852 | Definitely didn’t expect this to be a side effect. | 1.3902 | 0.05612 | 123 | 84 | 30 | 9 |
853 | It's the most square footage I've ever owned. | 1.3900 | 0.06651 | 100 | 71 | 19 | 10 |
854 | If we have sex, will it be protected? | 1.3900 | 0.06651 | 100 | 71 | 19 | 10 |
855 | If only Lawrence Welk could see us now! | 1.3900 | 0.06651 | 100 | 71 | 19 | 10 |
856 | How anyone hasn’t rolled into the street yet is beyond me... | 1.3895 | 0.06041 | 95 | 63 | 27 | 5 |
857 | I'm not sure I like these Next Gen Prophylactics. | 1.3894 | 0.06214 | 113 | 80 | 22 | 11 |
858 | I’m so glad things are back to normal! | 1.3894 | 0.05249 | 113 | 73 | 36 | 4 |
859 | 102 years since the last pandemic...., I begin to understand why 'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles' was the No. 1 hit tune of 1919. | 1.3889 | 0.05859 | 108 | 73 | 28 | 7 |
860 | Was this on the list of vaccine side effects? | 1.3889 | 0.06832 | 90 | 63 | 19 | 8 |
861 | I wonder if there is a vaccine for the side effect of this vaccine? | 1.3889 | 0.05859 | 108 | 73 | 28 | 7 |
862 | Sure beats wearing a mask doesn’t it? | 1.3883 | 0.05728 | 103 | 68 | 30 | 5 |
863 | You know, sometimes I feel a touch of nostalgia for those funny little masks we all used to wear. | 1.3882 | 0.06714 | 85 | 58 | 21 | 6 |
864 | I'm glad they finally found a solution for this pandemic. | 1.3878 | 0.06091 | 98 | 66 | 26 | 6 |
865 | Do you happen to have any extra oxygen? | 1.3878 | 0.05735 | 98 | 64 | 30 | 4 |
866 | Do you want to come back to my bubble? | 1.3871 | 0.05457 | 124 | 84 | 32 | 8 |
867 | Pop Culture | 1.3868 | 0.06369 | 106 | 75 | 21 | 10 |
868 | Thanks for not popping by. | 1.3868 | 0.05777 | 106 | 71 | 29 | 6 |
869 | I guess they work, but I feel naked without a mask. | 1.3868 | 0.06226 | 106 | 74 | 23 | 9 |
870 | it looked cool when Glinda the good witch did it, but frankly I can’t figure out how to stick the landing | 1.3868 | 0.05930 | 106 | 72 | 27 | 7 |
871 | How many times do I have to tell you? It’s an orb. | 1.3868 | 0.06226 | 106 | 74 | 23 | 9 |
872 | Hard to believe, but my grandma told me they used to wear masks. | 1.3866 | 0.05612 | 119 | 81 | 30 | 8 |
873 | Have you tried to sit down? | 1.3864 | 0.06939 | 88 | 62 | 18 | 8 |
874 | Don’t move! I think I dropped a contact lens. | 1.3864 | 0.06140 | 88 | 58 | 26 | 4 |
875 | Fancy bumping into you. | 1.3861 | 0.06288 | 101 | 70 | 23 | 8 |
876 | I'll prick yours if you prick mine | 1.3860 | 0.05912 | 114 | 79 | 26 | 9 |
877 | -this makes being an introvert so much easier. | 1.3854 | 0.06172 | 96 | 65 | 25 | 6 |
878 | Did you hear about Brenda? She got popped last week. | 1.3854 | 0.06172 | 96 | 65 | 25 | 6 |
879 | Is yours Juicy Fruit, or Bazooka? | 1.3853 | 0.05668 | 109 | 73 | 30 | 6 |
880 | I'm so glad things are getting back to normal! | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
881 | Now that spring is here, I'm thinking of having mine tinted. | 1.3846 | 0.06399 | 91 | 62 | 23 | 6 |
882 | At least with masks we could sneak in a hug. | 1.3846 | 0.05543 | 117 | 79 | 31 | 7 |
883 | My biggest problems are elevators, narrow escalators and public toilets. | 1.3846 | 0.06158 | 104 | 72 | 24 | 8 |
884 | I never thought I would miss wearing a mask. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
885 | It’s such a relief to finally not need a mask. | 1.3837 | 0.06226 | 86 | 57 | 25 | 4 |
886 | Do you lease yours or did you buy it? | 1.3837 | 0.06226 | 86 | 57 | 25 | 4 |
887 | I knew they would isolate us for not getting the vaccine, but this is a little extreme | 1.3832 | 0.06178 | 107 | 75 | 23 | 9 |
888 | You're a great guy, but I'm not ready to share a bubble with you. | 1.3830 | 0.06436 | 94 | 65 | 22 | 7 |
889 | When I said “Calgon, take me away” this was not what I had in mind. | 1.3830 | 0.06256 | 94 | 64 | 24 | 6 |
890 | Where are the snowflakes? | 1.3826 | 0.05998 | 115 | 81 | 24 | 10 |
891 | All clear... Let's roll. | 1.3824 | 0.06238 | 102 | 71 | 23 | 8 |
892 | I’m fully Vaccinated, I just prefer to stay inside | 1.3824 | 0.05404 | 102 | 66 | 33 | 3 |
893 | I lost my husband in the pandemic. It was a windy day. | 1.3824 | 0.06392 | 102 | 72 | 21 | 9 |
894 | No one talks to each other anymore. | 1.3820 | 0.05873 | 89 | 58 | 28 | 3 |
895 | I love your bubbly personality | 1.3820 | 0.06292 | 89 | 60 | 24 | 5 |
896 | Yeah, I don't have anyone in my bubble, either. | 1.3818 | 0.05477 | 110 | 73 | 32 | 5 |
897 | You can't get to there from sphere. | 1.3814 | 0.06462 | 97 | 68 | 21 | 8 |
898 | Remember before global warming when you could shake things up a bit and get a snowstorm? | 1.3814 | 0.06294 | 97 | 67 | 23 | 7 |
899 | But how are we getting back in through that door? | 1.3814 | 0.06294 | 97 | 67 | 23 | 7 |
900 | 6 feet of personal space? New York has never been better. | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 77 | 29 | 7 |
901 | New Climate Control Experiment | 1.3804 | 0.05955 | 92 | 61 | 27 | 4 |
902 | This all has been blown way out of proportion | 1.3804 | 0.06529 | 92 | 64 | 21 | 7 |
903 | I like them better than the masks. It makes me feel like Glinda, the Good Witch of the South. | 1.3802 | 0.05411 | 121 | 82 | 32 | 7 |
904 | Well, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind for post-pandemic protocols, but it's helping my allergies too... | 1.3800 | 0.05646 | 100 | 66 | 30 | 4 |
905 | I’m so glad they lifted the mask mandate. | 1.3800 | 0.05464 | 100 | 65 | 32 | 3 |
906 | Not only does this take care of social distancing, but also, I no longer have to worry about gas. | 1.3800 | 0.06479 | 100 | 71 | 20 | 9 |
907 | I don’t mean to burst your bubble, but artisanal air seems pretty ridiculous. | 1.3800 | 0.06321 | 100 | 70 | 22 | 8 |
908 | Face masks are so 2020! | 1.3797 | 0.07048 | 79 | 55 | 18 | 6 |
909 | This actually solves a lot of my problems. | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
910 | It's the quiet I like best of all. | 1.3793 | 0.05949 | 87 | 57 | 27 | 3 |
911 | Just waiting for The Rapture. You? | 1.3789 | 0.06887 | 95 | 69 | 16 | 10 |
912 | Now this is what they call freedom. | 1.3789 | 0.05831 | 95 | 63 | 28 | 4 |
913 | Isn’t it great to be back to normal? | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
914 | Getting through revolving doors is a pain. | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
915 | I hear that uptown, they get air holes. | 1.3784 | 0.05587 | 111 | 75 | 30 | 6 |
916 | Does it smell like dish soap to you? | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
917 | The new normal’s a lot like the old normal. | 1.3784 | 0.05438 | 111 | 74 | 32 | 5 |
918 | It's great. I haven't heard a dissenting opinion in weeks. | 1.3778 | 0.06434 | 90 | 62 | 22 | 6 |
919 | It's one thing living in a bubble, but now it has gone to the dogs. | 1.3778 | 0.06992 | 90 | 65 | 16 | 9 |
920 | I like what you've done with your personal space | 1.3778 | 0.05823 | 90 | 59 | 28 | 3 |
921 | These vaccines sure make me feel safe in my bubble. | 1.3776 | 0.06570 | 98 | 70 | 19 | 9 |
922 | Want to pop into the bubble tea shop? | 1.3776 | 0.06241 | 98 | 68 | 23 | 7 |
923 | I can see you but not hear...are you still on mute? | 1.3776 | 0.06241 | 98 | 68 | 23 | 7 |
924 | You tell me that and you're gonna burst my bubble." | 1.3776 | 0.06071 | 98 | 67 | 25 | 6 |
925 | Have you figured out how to get into the rest room? | 1.3774 | 0.06209 | 106 | 75 | 22 | 9 |
926 | I was just going to get the tall, but I’m glad i splurged on the venti | 1.3772 | 0.05626 | 114 | 78 | 29 | 7 |
927 | I've never jaywalked so fearlessly! | 1.3763 | 0.06099 | 93 | 63 | 25 | 5 |
928 | The last year has made us all more well rounded. | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
929 | Actually, I wouldn’t hate to burst your bubble. | 1.3762 | 0.06578 | 101 | 73 | 18 | 10 |
930 | I feel sorry for all the anti-bubblers. | 1.3761 | 0.05798 | 109 | 75 | 27 | 7 |
931 | Lets not burst each others bubble | 1.3761 | 0.06084 | 109 | 77 | 23 | 9 |
932 | Better than last year's rectangles. | 1.3750 | 0.05498 | 104 | 69 | 31 | 4 |
933 | Does your sphere have a Hemi? | 1.3750 | 0.06151 | 96 | 66 | 24 | 6 |
934 | It’s the chewing at the same time that I can’t get used to. | 1.3750 | 0.07415 | 80 | 58 | 14 | 8 |
935 | It's great, I'm saving a ton of money on breath mints! | 1.3750 | 0.05985 | 104 | 72 | 25 | 7 |
936 | I'm not arguing about the view, but I don't think you can call this an apartment, even in New York. | 1.3750 | 0.05966 | 112 | 79 | 24 | 9 |
937 | Do you ever get the feeling you’re moving in the wrong circles? | 1.3750 | 0.06290 | 104 | 74 | 21 | 9 |
938 | Yes, the dating agency did mention that, being shy, the lockdown is no big deal for you. | 1.3750 | 0.05830 | 112 | 78 | 26 | 8 |
939 | So do you want cross the street first or would you rather hang back and follow my roll? | 1.3750 | 0.06326 | 96 | 67 | 22 | 7 |
940 | Sorry to burst your bubble. | 1.3750 | 0.06099 | 112 | 80 | 22 | 10 |
941 | I love the way different opinions bounce off the sides. | 1.3738 | 0.06016 | 107 | 75 | 24 | 8 |
942 | Can you sphere me now? | 1.3738 | 0.05715 | 107 | 73 | 28 | 6 |
943 | Plus, we can smoke again! | 1.3737 | 0.06514 | 99 | 71 | 19 | 9 |
944 | Watch when they come to a fire hydrant. | 1.3737 | 0.06190 | 99 | 69 | 23 | 7 |
945 | It's a date, your bubble or mine? | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
946 | Suddenly, I feel nostalgic for masks. | 1.3737 | 0.06021 | 99 | 68 | 25 | 6 |
947 | Sometimes I feel like we’re all just going around in circles. | 1.3737 | 0.06823 | 99 | 73 | 15 | 11 |
948 | The best part about this is that when people talk to me, I pretend I can't hear them. | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
949 | I guess the anti-vaxxers finally won. | 1.3737 | 0.05847 | 99 | 67 | 27 | 5 |
950 | Oh, it’s so good to get out of the house! | 1.3735 | 0.05866 | 83 | 54 | 27 | 2 |
951 | Ready to roll? | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
952 | I dunno. Kinda feels like we've come full circle. | 1.3727 | 0.05756 | 110 | 76 | 27 | 7 |
953 | Can you imagine? In olden days they thought wearing a mask was effective! | 1.3725 | 0.05732 | 102 | 69 | 28 | 5 |
954 | I've looked at life from both sides now... | 1.3723 | 0.06762 | 94 | 68 | 17 | 9 |
955 | Is this what they meant by infrastructure? | 1.3723 | 0.06047 | 94 | 64 | 25 | 5 |
956 | ‘Well, money saved on a vasectomy’ | 1.3721 | 0.06626 | 86 | 60 | 20 | 6 |
957 | I have never felt safer on the subway. | 1.3721 | 0.06199 | 86 | 58 | 24 | 4 |
958 | You’re going to have to burst my bubble if we’re ever going to have kids. | 1.3721 | 0.05741 | 86 | 56 | 28 | 2 |
959 | Now I can finally have beans for breakfast everyday. | 1.3721 | 0.05510 | 129 | 91 | 28 | 10 |
960 | This is much better than wearing those uncomfortable masks | 1.3717 | 0.05649 | 113 | 78 | 28 | 7 |
961 | I knew those mandates would go too far! | 1.3717 | 0.05213 | 113 | 75 | 34 | 4 |
962 | I have just enough oxygen left to watch a movie. | 1.3717 | 0.05059 | 113 | 74 | 36 | 3 |
963 | I'm glad we still have things in common. | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
964 | I miss coordinating my mask with my outfit. | 1.3714 | 0.05457 | 105 | 70 | 31 | 4 |
965 | It’s a little awkward smiling in public again. | 1.3714 | 0.06240 | 105 | 75 | 21 | 9 |
966 | Remember son don’t run with scissors and stop slouching for goodness sake. | 1.3714 | 0.05939 | 105 | 73 | 25 | 7 |
967 | Amazing, the advances in PPE | 1.3714 | 0.05622 | 105 | 71 | 29 | 5 |
968 | Cant talk gotta bounce | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
969 | Life is finally starting to feel normal again. | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
970 | I invented The Bubble for the pandemic, but introverts just don’t seem ready to let them go. | 1.3708 | 0.06851 | 89 | 64 | 17 | 8 |
971 | Do you think it makes me look fat? | 1.3704 | 0.06677 | 81 | 56 | 20 | 5 |
972 | The jury is still out whether Bazooka is as effective as Pfizer or Moderna. | 1.3704 | 0.06904 | 81 | 57 | 18 | 6 |
973 | Ahh, finally some personal space. | 1.3704 | 0.05823 | 108 | 75 | 26 | 7 |
974 | On E-Trade, from someone named Glinda. You? | 1.3700 | 0.06301 | 100 | 71 | 21 | 8 |
975 | Looks like nobody wanted to wait any longer for the vaccine. | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 63 | 24 | 5 |
976 | Yes, I do think it helped when they started calling them ‘orbs’ instead. | 1.3694 | 0.05855 | 111 | 78 | 25 | 8 |
977 | You talkin' to me? | 1.3692 | 0.05475 | 130 | 92 | 28 | 10 |
978 | I heard the people who didn’t get the vaccine have to wear two bubbles | 1.3690 | 0.06728 | 84 | 59 | 19 | 6 |
979 | I'm so sick of this I could pop! | 1.3689 | 0.05852 | 103 | 71 | 26 | 6 |
980 | Of course I can't come up and see your etchings. What the hell's wrong with you? | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
981 | Somewhere in the world, there is one very rich hamster. | 1.3684 | 0.06446 | 76 | 51 | 22 | 3 |
982 | I miss the elbow bumps. | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
983 | See, I told you we'd get back to normal. | 1.3684 | 0.05610 | 95 | 63 | 29 | 3 |
984 | Sharing a bubble after the 2nd date? I think that's moving a little too fast! | 1.3684 | 0.05996 | 95 | 65 | 25 | 5 |
985 | Talk about the impact of Pop Culture | 1.3684 | 0.05469 | 114 | 78 | 30 | 6 |
986 | Excuse me, I'd like to turn left. | 1.3679 | 0.06043 | 106 | 75 | 23 | 8 |
987 | Well, so much for my fencing lessons. | 1.3679 | 0.05248 | 106 | 70 | 33 | 3 |
988 | Best bubble gum ever! | 1.3679 | 0.06334 | 106 | 77 | 19 | 10 |
989 | Thanks for popping by my house the other day | 1.3679 | 0.05580 | 106 | 72 | 29 | 5 |
990 | I’m thinking about getting a bigger one | 1.3679 | 0.06043 | 106 | 75 | 23 | 8 |
991 | Lawrence Welk has a wonderful way of promoting his champagne summer tour! | 1.3678 | 0.06356 | 87 | 60 | 22 | 5 |
992 | These new masks are so much easier to breathe in | 1.3678 | 0.06143 | 87 | 59 | 24 | 4 |
993 | It just feels so good to finally get outside of my little bubble, you know? | 1.3675 | 0.05374 | 117 | 80 | 31 | 6 |
994 | I find that if I just stand perfectly still, everyone else just kind of rolls around me. | 1.3675 | 0.05642 | 117 | 82 | 27 | 8 |
995 | Told you the scientists were going to take it too literally. | 1.3673 | 0.05502 | 98 | 65 | 30 | 3 |
996 | The transition was easy: I was already living in a bubble! | 1.3671 | 0.06540 | 79 | 54 | 21 | 4 |
997 | I don’t know what else to say. It feels like we just keep going around in circles. | 1.3671 | 0.07019 | 79 | 56 | 17 | 6 |
998 | Don’t act like you can’t see me | 1.3671 | 0.06783 | 79 | 55 | 19 | 5 |
999 | Ever feel like you’re living in a watched pot? | 1.3670 | 0.06066 | 109 | 78 | 22 | 9 |
1000 | A lot of good ‘thinking outside the box’ did us. | 1.3667 | 0.06969 | 90 | 66 | 15 | 9 |
1001 | Does yours also prevent you from getting a good WiFi signal? | 1.3667 | 0.06211 | 90 | 62 | 23 | 5 |
1002 | Hey... I'm rolling here! | 1.3667 | 0.06787 | 90 | 65 | 17 | 8 |
1003 | Sir, please roll six feet away from me. | 1.3663 | 0.05924 | 101 | 70 | 25 | 6 |
1004 | Why do I feel like a gerbil? | 1.3663 | 0.05755 | 101 | 69 | 27 | 5 |
1005 | There was an accident at the laundromat. | 1.3663 | 0.05924 | 101 | 70 | 25 | 6 |
1006 | Illness or politics? | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
1007 | Social distrancing is so much easier than it used to be! | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1008 | Excuse me, I believe I have right of way! | 1.3659 | 0.06138 | 82 | 55 | 24 | 3 |
1009 | I’m forever blowing off bubbles | 1.3659 | 0.06138 | 82 | 55 | 24 | 3 |
1010 | I’ve always had a small circle of friends but this is just ridiculous | 1.3659 | 0.06610 | 82 | 57 | 20 | 5 |
1011 | I'm farting right now! | 1.3656 | 0.06448 | 93 | 66 | 20 | 7 |
1012 | When they told us to think outside the box did that mean not to burst your bubble? | 1.3656 | 0.06627 | 93 | 67 | 18 | 8 |
1013 | Get out much? | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
1014 | And then he said to me, 'Martha, you just live in your own little bubble, don't you?' | 1.3654 | 0.06120 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
1015 | I love your bubble! Is it biodegradable? | 1.3646 | 0.06127 | 96 | 67 | 23 | 6 |
1016 | "By chance, you wouldn't have a sharp object on you?" | 1.3645 | 0.05376 | 107 | 72 | 31 | 4 |
1017 | Everyone has a little bounce in their step today! | 1.3645 | 0.06423 | 107 | 79 | 17 | 11 |
1018 | Honey, I think we're lost. We've been going around in circles for hours. | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
1019 | It’s Chanel. Yours? | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
1020 | After this passed year, there's nothing you can say to burst my bubble. | 1.3636 | 0.05736 | 110 | 77 | 26 | 7 |
1021 | I'm sorry. Could you repeat that? | 1.3636 | 0.06333 | 99 | 71 | 20 | 8 |
1022 | I’m getting my second shot next week | 1.3636 | 0.05824 | 99 | 68 | 26 | 5 |
1023 | Yes! The Circle will be Unbroken, by and by. | 1.3636 | 0.06642 | 77 | 53 | 20 | 4 |
1024 | I love it! I can eat beans now without offending anyone! | 1.3636 | 0.05589 | 110 | 76 | 28 | 6 |
1025 | I have three hours of oxygen left. What about you? | 1.3636 | 0.06087 | 88 | 60 | 24 | 4 |
1026 | I believe the new spring collection is pollen resistant too! | 1.3636 | 0.06298 | 88 | 61 | 22 | 5 |
1027 | Nothing like a little fresh air. | 1.3626 | 0.06156 | 91 | 63 | 23 | 5 |
1028 | I feel as if we've been in a bubble all year! | 1.3626 | 0.06724 | 91 | 66 | 17 | 8 |
1029 | Protocol says you yield to the bubble on your right. | 1.3626 | 0.06351 | 91 | 64 | 21 | 6 |
1030 | I'm ok in here but I won't eat beans any more. | 1.3626 | 0.06156 | 91 | 63 | 23 | 5 |
1031 | I have to pee.. | 1.3626 | 0.06540 | 91 | 65 | 19 | 7 |
1032 | 2025, Covid is gone, but people still can't stand each other | 1.3626 | 0.06904 | 91 | 67 | 15 | 9 |
1033 | I miss edgy people | 1.3625 | 0.06474 | 80 | 55 | 21 | 4 |
1034 | Mine came with surround sound. | 1.3625 | 0.07387 | 80 | 59 | 13 | 8 |
1035 | We can't go on not meeting like this. | 1.3619 | 0.06366 | 105 | 77 | 18 | 10 |
1036 | I’m glad everything has finally gone back to normal. | 1.3619 | 0.05600 | 105 | 72 | 28 | 5 |
1037 | I can't believe that I'm saying this, but I miss the masks. | 1.3617 | 0.06022 | 94 | 65 | 24 | 5 |
1038 | Have you tried bouncing yet? | 1.3617 | 0.06209 | 94 | 66 | 22 | 6 |
1039 | You looked different on Tinder | 1.3614 | 0.05833 | 83 | 55 | 26 | 2 |
1040 | Always thought hamsters had the right idea.. | 1.3614 | 0.06317 | 83 | 57 | 22 | 4 |
1041 | These are way more comfortable than those f-ing masks...and my glasses don't even fog up | 1.3613 | 0.06054 | 119 | 88 | 19 | 12 |
1042 | How’s your pop? | 1.3608 | 0.06250 | 97 | 69 | 21 | 7 |
1043 | You do realize that while this bubble does protect us from the Covid virus, there is no way to go to the bathroom. | 1.3608 | 0.06250 | 97 | 69 | 21 | 7 |
1044 | It’s most awkward on elevators. | 1.3608 | 0.05711 | 97 | 66 | 27 | 4 |
1045 | I prefer a man in a rectangle. | 1.3605 | 0.06170 | 86 | 59 | 23 | 4 |
1046 | In my next life, I want to come back as a hamster. | 1.3605 | 0.06170 | 86 | 59 | 23 | 4 |
1047 | I'm so glad we don't have to wear those annoying mask anymore! | 1.3605 | 0.06170 | 86 | 59 | 23 | 4 |
1048 | All hail our hamster overlords. | 1.3600 | 0.06117 | 100 | 71 | 22 | 7 |
1049 | Now do you realize how much cologne you wear? | 1.3600 | 0.07011 | 75 | 53 | 17 | 5 |
1050 | I hear they're reopening stairs next. | 1.3596 | 0.06032 | 89 | 61 | 24 | 4 |
1051 | You better not be invested in this because one day it's going to burst. | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
1052 | If he think's I'm going to break my bubble for a date with him, he's definitely crazy. | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
1053 | Next time, get ones with air holes. | 1.3596 | 0.05816 | 89 | 60 | 26 | 3 |
1054 | Kinda miss screaming at people for being less than six feet apart. How about you? | 1.3596 | 0.05816 | 89 | 60 | 26 | 3 |
1055 | John Travolta made this look so much better. | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
1056 | This hamster sensitivity training really broadens your perspective | 1.3592 | 0.06301 | 103 | 75 | 19 | 9 |
1057 | I just can't seem to get on a roll. | 1.3592 | 0.05830 | 103 | 72 | 25 | 6 |
1058 | I heard they dip the bubble wand in hand sanitizer to make these! | 1.3592 | 0.05830 | 103 | 72 | 25 | 6 |
1059 | No need for a poop bag now! | 1.3590 | 0.07061 | 78 | 56 | 16 | 6 |
1060 | Well I for one welcome our new hamster overlords. | 1.3590 | 0.07061 | 78 | 56 | 16 | 6 |
1061 | I’m hoping they turn me into a tree ornament by next Christmas | 1.3587 | 0.06481 | 92 | 66 | 19 | 7 |
1062 | So, how do we wash up? Asking for a friend ... | 1.3587 | 0.06101 | 92 | 64 | 23 | 5 |
1063 | Hey! Aren't you that famous bubble rapper? | 1.3585 | 0.05872 | 106 | 75 | 24 | 7 |
1064 | |Soap. And you? | 1.3585 | 0.06455 | 106 | 79 | 16 | 11 |
1065 | You'll ned to buy some curtains if you're gonna do that. | 1.3582 | 0.06957 | 67 | 46 | 18 | 3 |
1066 | After a year of wearing masks, socially distancing, and staying at home this just feels like a bubble whammy. | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
1067 | Let’s bounce. | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
1068 | I do rather miss the casual human contact, but my Windex stock is going through the roof. | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
1069 | I’m so glad the weather is starting to get nice again, I think. | 1.3580 | 0.06409 | 81 | 56 | 21 | 4 |
1070 | No, I have the right of way. I'm an essential worker. | 1.3579 | 0.06155 | 95 | 67 | 22 | 6 |
1071 | Nice bubble! Is it Prada? | 1.3579 | 0.05970 | 95 | 66 | 24 | 5 |
1072 | I thought the bubble was metaphorical. | 1.3579 | 0.06334 | 95 | 68 | 20 | 7 |
1073 | This was a lot more fun in Spring Break. | 1.3579 | 0.06509 | 95 | 69 | 18 | 8 |
1074 | I’m a little uncomfortable with all this intimacy. | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
1075 | How do we get our second shot? | 1.3578 | 0.05456 | 109 | 75 | 29 | 5 |
1076 | It’s good to finally be rollin’ around town again. | 1.3571 | 0.06256 | 84 | 58 | 22 | 4 |
1077 | I miss my mask and if you think curbs are tricky, try stairs. | 1.3571 | 0.07313 | 84 | 63 | 12 | 9 |
1078 | A lot of people laughed at me after I invested all my money in a giant snow globe company. | 1.3571 | 0.06446 | 70 | 47 | 21 | 2 |
1079 | Scented soap makes all the difference this time. | 1.3571 | 0.06527 | 98 | 72 | 17 | 9 |
1080 | Christmas Ornaments 2020 | 1.3571 | 0.07114 | 84 | 62 | 14 | 8 |
1081 | 'My other bubble is a Porsche' | 1.3571 | 0.06481 | 84 | 59 | 20 | 5 |
1082 | I'm ready for things to start popping, aren't you? | 1.3564 | 0.05731 | 101 | 70 | 26 | 5 |
1083 | Have you tried the one with laughing gas? | 1.3564 | 0.05901 | 101 | 71 | 24 | 6 |
1084 | Me too. I feel good. In the zone and dare I say, bubbly. | 1.3563 | 0.05658 | 87 | 58 | 27 | 2 |
1085 | I told you they wouldn't stop at masks. | 1.3563 | 0.06327 | 87 | 61 | 21 | 5 |
1086 | I'LL JUST TEXT YOU | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
1087 | Venn in Rome, ... | 1.3556 | 0.06574 | 90 | 65 | 18 | 7 |
1088 | I don’t understand why they say we all live in our own bubble. | 1.3553 | 0.06408 | 76 | 52 | 21 | 3 |
1089 | I say bubble, you say pod. | 1.3553 | 0.07423 | 76 | 56 | 13 | 7 |
1090 | Just think - this bad dream in 1958 might someday be a welcomed solution to some problem. | 1.3551 | 0.05827 | 107 | 76 | 24 | 7 |
1091 | In some ways it's ideal. But if you neeed to use the bus... | 1.3551 | 0.05673 | 107 | 75 | 26 | 6 |
1092 | I'm so relieved that we no longer have to wear masks! | 1.3551 | 0.05516 | 107 | 74 | 28 | 5 |
1093 | I can’t seem to get through to you anymore. | 1.3548 | 0.06047 | 93 | 65 | 23 | 5 |
1094 | At least we can meet now and Venn. | 1.3545 | 0.06138 | 110 | 81 | 19 | 10 |
1095 | Sure beats two shots in the arm. | 1.3544 | 0.06986 | 79 | 57 | 16 | 6 |
1096 | Wanna get together later and make a Venn diagram? | 1.3544 | 0.07215 | 79 | 58 | 14 | 7 |
1097 | I hate to burst your bubble, but I'll do it. | 1.3544 | 0.06986 | 79 | 57 | 16 | 6 |
1098 | This new version is breathable, filters fake news, and is bullet proof | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
1099 | The best protection against unwanted pregnancy! | 1.3542 | 0.06102 | 96 | 68 | 22 | 6 |
1100 | I’m so tired of wearing the same dress. | 1.3537 | 0.06345 | 82 | 57 | 21 | 4 |
1101 | At last we're back to normal! | 1.3537 | 0.06345 | 82 | 57 | 21 | 4 |
1102 | First you use it as a metaphor, next thing you know you're wearing it! | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
1103 | I guess we’ll have to roll with it. | 1.3535 | 0.06310 | 99 | 72 | 19 | 8 |
1104 | Isn’t it great to return to normalcy?!” | 1.3535 | 0.05799 | 99 | 69 | 25 | 5 |
1105 | See ya' later baby. I gotta' bounce. | 1.3535 | 0.05799 | 99 | 69 | 25 | 5 |
1106 | My bubble makes me feel safe, but it's constantly bumping into reality. | 1.3529 | 0.06874 | 68 | 47 | 18 | 3 |
1107 | I had navy bean soup for lunch and now I'm afraid I'm going to die. | 1.3529 | 0.06841 | 85 | 62 | 16 | 7 |
1108 | I'll burst your bubble if you burst mine. | 1.3529 | 0.06418 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 5 |
1109 | Attack of the aliens from the planet Lawrencewelk ! | 1.3529 | 0.07239 | 85 | 64 | 12 | 9 |
1110 | You know, I heard they're recommending double bubbling now. | 1.3529 | 0.06418 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 5 |
1111 | You wanted isolation, you get it! | 1.3529 | 0.07042 | 85 | 63 | 14 | 8 |
1112 | What sphere do you work in? | 1.3529 | 0.05726 | 85 | 57 | 26 | 2 |
1113 | I saw this on 'Twilight Zone'. The camera pulls back and you find out we're just bubbles in somebody's dishwater. | 1.3523 | 0.06056 | 88 | 61 | 23 | 4 |
1114 | Remember how annoying those masks were? | 1.3523 | 0.06056 | 88 | 61 | 23 | 4 |
1115 | Bad new. They're switching to shrink wrap. | 1.3519 | 0.05929 | 108 | 78 | 22 | 8 |
1116 | It's very democratic-- our own bubble. | 1.3519 | 0.05474 | 108 | 75 | 28 | 5 |
1117 | Whatever happened to good ol’ social distancing? | 1.3519 | 0.05314 | 108 | 74 | 30 | 4 |
1118 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I needed some space | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
1119 | Thank god for Bubblewrap! | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1120 | This is the first time I've been the center of a Venn diagram | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
1121 | We finally realized this is the only way we'd all get along. | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1122 | I think I'll upgrade to a bulletproof one, too. | 1.3514 | 0.06091 | 111 | 82 | 19 | 10 |
1123 | I worry about inflation. | 1.3514 | 0.06784 | 74 | 52 | 18 | 4 |
1124 | As long as we can avoid a slight breeze, this is fine until we get vaccinated. | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1125 | At least we don't have to worry about how to dress for the weather | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1126 | What flavor did you get? Mine’s fresh air. | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1127 | just waiting for my bubble to burst | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
1128 | Do you ever consider anything outside your bubble? | 1.3505 | 0.05292 | 97 | 65 | 30 | 2 |
1129 | I couldn't agree more. This town needs another gastroenterologist. | 1.3505 | 0.06561 | 97 | 72 | 16 | 9 |
1130 | I think this social-media-bubble thing has gotten out of hand. | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
1131 | Who's going to clean the bubbles? | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
1132 | They used to box us up! | 1.3500 | 0.06680 | 80 | 57 | 18 | 5 |
1133 | Glad everything is back to normal. | 1.3500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 67 | 31 | 2 |
1134 | Can you imagine what would happen if this street wasn't flat? | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1135 | It’s the only way I get to enjoy some time alone. | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1136 | It's not too bad if you avoid eating beans. | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1137 | This has all the settings of a soap opera. | 1.3488 | 0.06137 | 86 | 60 | 22 | 4 |
1138 | I’m saving up for a Double-wide. | 1.3488 | 0.06137 | 86 | 60 | 22 | 4 |
1139 | You know, if you thought mask breath was bad... | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
1140 | I had no idea you could do this with dish soap. | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
1141 | Did you hear? The CDC says we can start wearing smaller bubbles next week! | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
1142 | These bubbles are even more useful when it rains. | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
1143 | Social distancing took a whole new perspective when the bubble came out. | 1.3483 | 0.05784 | 89 | 61 | 25 | 3 |
1144 | You’ll fit in here just fine. Just don’t be a prick. | 1.3483 | 0.06799 | 89 | 66 | 15 | 8 |
1145 | I hear the fashion people are coming out with a dodecahedron. | 1.3483 | 0.06608 | 89 | 65 | 17 | 7 |
1146 | You’re living in a bubble Dave! | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
1147 | I'm glad we live here where the bubbles are only six feet. In Europe they're two meters. | 1.3478 | 0.06636 | 92 | 68 | 16 | 8 |
1148 | Maybe Mexican food was a bad idea | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1149 | My only concern is pop music. | 1.3474 | 0.06128 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
1150 | On second thought,maybe vaccine passports weren't such a bad idea. | 1.3474 | 0.05943 | 95 | 67 | 23 | 5 |
1151 | I’ve learned to cope with my sphere of being alone. | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1152 | IKEA must be making a fortune off these. | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1153 | What are you so bubbly about? | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1154 | Sure! Your pod or mine? | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
1155 | Dear, I'm going back to masks. I didn't realize how problematic a bubble would be when nature calls. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1156 | I kinda miss the masks... | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
1157 | This is better than masks? | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1158 | I can remember when cocooning was all the rage. | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
1159 | Even though the long-term side effects include bubble syndrome, I’m still glad I got the vaccine. | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1160 | What do I miss most? Going through doorways, I guess. | 1.3462 | 0.06786 | 78 | 56 | 17 | 5 |
1161 | SO much better than the tech bubble. | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
1162 | Normal day- April 2048 | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
1163 | Have you also developed a rational fear for downhills? | 1.3462 | 0.06786 | 78 | 56 | 17 | 5 |
1164 | You look bubblicious. Call me later, I gotta bounce. | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
1165 | If I hear 'Venn diagram' one more time... | 1.3457 | 0.07278 | 81 | 61 | 12 | 8 |
1166 | Yes, but it's a dry heat. | 1.3457 | 0.07062 | 81 | 60 | 14 | 7 |
1167 | I've always been told I live in my own little bubble. | 1.3457 | 0.07062 | 81 | 60 | 14 | 7 |
1168 | This is ok. Until the influencers start showing off their circumference! | 1.3457 | 0.06126 | 81 | 56 | 22 | 3 |
1169 | You can get them in prescription at Warby Parker. | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1170 | I don't mean to burst your bubble, but the intimacy just isn't there anymore. | 1.3455 | 0.05546 | 110 | 78 | 26 | 6 |
1171 | I have lived in a bubble for years, suddenly I'm trendy. | 1.3455 | 0.05393 | 110 | 77 | 28 | 5 |
1172 | With these Fauci Bubbles we don't need face masks. | 1.3455 | 0.05839 | 110 | 80 | 22 | 8 |
1173 | Mine's a Ferragamo. What's yours? | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1174 | They’re great- until you fart. | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1175 | How do you explain this housing bubble? | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1176 | It's so nice to finally be outside | 1.3448 | 0.05380 | 87 | 58 | 28 | 1 |
1177 | This spring weather makes me feel so ... effervescent! | 1.3444 | 0.05946 | 90 | 63 | 23 | 4 |
1178 | We’re all alone together | 1.3444 | 0.05279 | 90 | 60 | 29 | 1 |
1179 | You didn’t want the vaccine either? | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1180 | Sometimes, I feel like I’m in my own world | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1181 | WHAT? I can’t hear you! | 1.3441 | 0.06395 | 93 | 68 | 18 | 7 |
1182 | I feel a lot safer than wearing face masks, but I'm wasting a lot of money on Windex | 1.3441 | 0.05616 | 93 | 64 | 26 | 3 |
1183 | Excuse me sir! I'm looking for the Lawrence Welk Museum. | 1.3441 | 0.06395 | 93 | 68 | 18 | 7 |
1184 | My greatest sphere is isolation. | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1185 | I want to give us a chance, James. But we each live in our own little bubble. | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1186 | I don't mean to pop your bubble but we're still in Iraq. | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1187 | This must be incredibly difficult in Chicago. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1188 | I still can’t get into any stores. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1189 | Just so happy it’s SPF 50! | 1.3434 | 0.05948 | 99 | 71 | 22 | 6 |
1190 | I miss the good 'ol days when all we needed was a mask. | 1.3434 | 0.05948 | 99 | 71 | 22 | 6 |
1191 | Doesn’t she know her dog is allowed in her bubble? | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1192 | Isn't it nice to see everyone out, really taking in the beautiful weather? | 1.3429 | 0.05211 | 105 | 72 | 30 | 3 |
1193 | Don’t worry—this can’t last. | 1.3429 | 0.05872 | 105 | 76 | 22 | 7 |
1194 | I'm finally the hamster I always knew I could be. | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
1195 | I tried telling you last year that these Personal Protection Bubbles were going to be the hottest product of 2021 but NOOO you had to invest in Norwegian Cruise Lines | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
1196 | I, for one, appreciate the freedom our gerbil overlords give us. | 1.3421 | 0.07621 | 76 | 58 | 10 | 8 |
1197 | Would you care to bust my bubble? | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
1198 | You’re invading my personal space’s personal space. | 1.3415 | 0.06309 | 82 | 58 | 20 | 4 |
1199 | Can you remember when we had to wear masks all the time? Soooo impractical! | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
1200 | Remember when you said "what can they do if we don't wear masks? | 1.3412 | 0.05930 | 85 | 59 | 23 | 3 |
1201 | Nobody can touch us now. | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1202 | I'm hearing this is the alternative to a vaccine | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1203 | I hate to burst your bubble, but shouldn’t you be double-masked? | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1204 | It’s more protection but less anonymity. | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1205 | Oh really, Mr. Innocent? I saw the pin! | 1.3409 | 0.05802 | 88 | 61 | 24 | 3 |
1206 | Wearing a mask back in 2020 was not really that bad. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1207 | How many more dates until we can share a bubble? | 1.3407 | 0.05893 | 91 | 64 | 23 | 4 |
1208 | Mirth Control | 1.3407 | 0.06670 | 91 | 68 | 15 | 8 |
1209 | Hey, at least we don’t need hand sanitizer anymore. | 1.3407 | 0.05682 | 91 | 63 | 25 | 3 |
1210 | I got the Pfizer bubble. | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1211 | I was a hugger, too. We all were. | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1212 | A week from tomorrow. What about you? | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1213 | I’m living in a bubble? Look who’s talking. | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1214 | When I said I had a bubbly personality, this wasn’t what I meant. | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1215 | Let's get rolling. | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1216 | After they started marketing them as Michael Bublé Bubbles they started selling like hotcakes". | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1217 | Nice that we don't have to wear masks anymore, eh? | 1.3398 | 0.05441 | 103 | 72 | 27 | 4 |
1218 | It's a small world, after all | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
1219 | I wonder if masks and keeping six feet apart might be a better approach. | 1.3396 | 0.06126 | 106 | 79 | 18 | 9 |
1220 | In my dreams, we just wear masks. | 1.3394 | 0.05861 | 109 | 80 | 21 | 8 |
1221 | This is Georgia. We are not allowed to vote if we are in a bubble. | 1.3394 | 0.05861 | 109 | 80 | 21 | 8 |
1222 | This doesn't change much for me, I've always lived in my own little world. | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
1223 | Hate to burst your bubble, but you still gotta get vaccinated. | 1.3393 | 0.05314 | 112 | 79 | 28 | 5 |
1224 | Now that we are all thinking outside the box, I feel unmoored in a circle of unremitting existential dread. | 1.3382 | 0.08009 | 68 | 52 | 9 | 7 |
1225 | I haven't been feeling myself lately. Come to think of it, I haven't been feeling much of anything lately. | 1.3378 | 0.06168 | 74 | 51 | 21 | 2 |
1226 | We're cartoons, shouldn't these bubbles be above our heads?" | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1227 | These will go away as soon as the economy improves. | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1228 | Does anyone here remember normal? | 1.3377 | 0.06022 | 77 | 53 | 22 | 2 |
1229 | Sure helps keep the streets clean. | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1230 | Would you like to fuse our bubbles? | 1.3375 | 0.05610 | 80 | 54 | 25 | 1 |
1231 | Great! I was hoping I'd bump into you. | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1232 | It really cuts back on secondhand smoke. | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1233 | And we thought the face masks were inconvenient! | 1.3373 | 0.05757 | 83 | 57 | 24 | 2 |
1234 | I read on Facebook that vaccines cause infertility. | 1.3373 | 0.06916 | 83 | 62 | 14 | 7 |
1235 | I kind of miss the mask mandate now. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1236 | I really wish they had a vent in these thing | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1237 | My cousin Eugene was hit by a car yesterday and we're still looking for him. | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1238 | I don't want to burst your bubble, but can we hug? | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
1239 | Well, it really only works if there are no hills. | 1.3371 | 0.05749 | 89 | 62 | 24 | 3 |
1240 | At least she doesn't need poop bags. | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1241 | want to double bubble? | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1242 | No one outside my bubble can read my posts or hear me scream. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1243 | I can breathe easier now, but how do we sit? | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1244 | I'm so glad things are now back to normal. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1245 | Two weeks to flatten the curve, they said | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1246 | I read we will soon need to double-bubble. | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1247 | You pervert, stop rubbing your bubble on mine! | 1.3368 | 0.05521 | 95 | 66 | 26 | 3 |
1248 | This stinks. | 1.3368 | 0.06456 | 95 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
1249 | How is she supposed to pick up after that dog? | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
1250 | Can't believe we've wasted a whole year when the solution was so simple. | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
1251 | If I could spend time in a bubble The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save everyday 'til eternity passes away Just to spend it with you | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1252 | COVID-21 makes me long for the days we just had to wear face masks. | 1.3367 | 0.06313 | 98 | 73 | 17 | 8 |
1253 | But hey, I sure wouldn't want to interfere with anybody's freedom to reject science. | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1254 | At least they got rid of the mask mandate | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1255 | I like social distancing better without the bubbles. | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1256 | Really?! This is easier than wearing a mask? | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
1257 | That woman doesn't clean up after her dog. | 1.3366 | 0.06178 | 101 | 75 | 18 | 8 |
1258 | These vaccines really work! | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1259 | How do you keep yours from fogging up? | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1260 | And to think, these bubbles used to be just metaphoric! | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1261 | Mine’s scented | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1262 | You know - after a year of wildfires, earthquakes, mudslides and politics, I really missed normal. | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1263 | Can you hear me now? | 1.3333 | 0.06596 | 66 | 46 | 18 | 2 |
1264 | 2022 | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1265 | Yes, it is a bit awkward, but it was much shoter than the line for the vaccination. | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1266 | I mean, it's basically back to normal! | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1267 | We all live in our bubbles anyway! | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1268 | Who knew "I'm forever blowing bubbles" would be prophetic? | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1269 | Excuse me? Did they say we could now mingle outside of our bubble or outside with our bubble? | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1270 | If Hillary had won, we would have had bubbles a year ago. | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
1271 | I've got to get out of Brooklyn. I'm tired of living in a bubble. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1272 | Don't want to bust your bubble...but you should let a lady cross the street first | 1.3333 | 0.05561 | 99 | 70 | 25 | 4 |
1273 | I miss the good, old mask-wearing days. | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1274 | Care to expand your bubble? | 1.3333 | 0.05960 | 78 | 54 | 22 | 2 |
1275 | At least these don't fog up the glasses. | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1276 | Nice to see someone I'm not actually related to. | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
1277 | Remembe the dot-com bubble? | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1278 | Beats all that mask stuff, doesn't it? | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
1279 | Wanna hold my hand? | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1280 | We have finally grown some balls and gotten out of the house. | 1.3333 | 0.06436 | 102 | 78 | 14 | 10 |
1281 | I think I'm experiencing a paradigm shift. | 1.3333 | 0.05827 | 81 | 56 | 23 | 2 |
1282 | Let’s bubble up! | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
1283 | I would avoid broccoli and cauliflower. | 1.3333 | 0.06743 | 69 | 49 | 17 | 3 |
1284 | This isn't bad. I heard they were thinking of having all of us wear dog cones! | 1.3333 | 0.05631 | 102 | 73 | 24 | 5 |
1285 | Would you be offended if I were to say you look bubblicious? | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1286 | You wanna burst my bubble? | 1.3333 | 0.07583 | 66 | 49 | 12 | 5 |
1287 | I’ll pop by after my blowout. | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1288 | So,do you think these vaccines will burst our bubbles? | 1.3333 | 0.05561 | 99 | 70 | 25 | 4 |
1289 | You have to hand it to the CDC." | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
1290 | I'm having a ball, and you? | 1.3333 | 0.06704 | 90 | 68 | 14 | 8 |
1291 | Indoors, I double bubble. | 1.3333 | 0.05799 | 75 | 51 | 23 | 1 |
1292 | We have to go home before the rain | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1293 | I had a feeling 2021 would put a bounce in my step but I wasn’t expecting this | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1294 | The mimes were warning us all along. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1295 | If these bubbles come in opaque, I won’t have to wear pants anymore. | 1.3333 | 0.06596 | 66 | 46 | 18 | 2 |
1296 | I was getting tired of working at home, so it's nice to practice social distancing remotely. | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1297 | If you let the sun hit it just right, every one of these has a silver lining. | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1298 | Looks like everybody’s having a ball! | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1299 | I hear it will be two people a bubble next week. | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1300 | I sure like not having to wear a mask. | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1301 | The CDC just approved bubble sharing! | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1302 | Tom......Remember when these things were a metaphor back in 2O20ish!!!! | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1303 | bloody corners! | 1.3299 | 0.06169 | 97 | 72 | 18 | 7 |
1304 | Never better, thanks. I’ve never been much of a people person. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1305 | I gotta bounce... but I"ll see ya around. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1306 | Why not just roll with it? | 1.3298 | 0.05534 | 94 | 66 | 25 | 3 |
1307 | Is it just me but do you get the feeling that something is about to pop? | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1308 | We went from the rat race to the hamster ball. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1309 | It’s a strange side effect of the vaccine, but I just want to know how the dog got one. | 1.3298 | 0.06486 | 94 | 71 | 15 | 8 |
1310 | Who is the President in YOUR bubble? | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1311 | Is yours Bazooka or Dubble Bubble? | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1312 | I prefer the bubble, but I find a hula hoop works just as well. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1313 | Public isolation is so 2021! | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1314 | I don't understand the leash. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1315 | I don’t expect you to understand, you’ve always lived in a bubble. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1316 | In the New Yorker, superfluous commas go around every prepositional phrase just as superfluous bubbles go around every character. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1317 | I'm just glad I can see people smile again. | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
1318 | I had a personal bubble before they went mainstream. | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1319 | Ever just wanna BOUNCE? | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1320 | You really do need balls to live in this city. | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1321 | I guess no one remembers that 60s show The Prisoner. | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1322 | I know it’s tough, but I just keep rolling along! | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1323 | At least the who just farted question is solved. | 1.3294 | 0.06979 | 85 | 65 | 12 | 8 |
1324 | Told you American ingenuity would figure it out. Solved pollution and universal healthcare in one fell swoop! | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1325 | I’m good with the bubble, it’s just the ‘social’ I’m not so sure about | 1.3294 | 0.05891 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
1326 | In fact, my inner self is square, okay? | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1327 | When a mask, social distancing and vaccinations somehow don't seem like enough | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1328 | To mask or not to mask? | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1329 | Michael Buble` | 1.3291 | 0.06912 | 79 | 59 | 14 | 6 |
1330 | Pssst! I have a pin! | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1331 | Well, at least we don’t have to wear masks. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1332 | Pfizer or Moderna? | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
1333 | With very little practice, our hamster learned to maneuver it beautifully. | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1334 | No worries. I double bubble. | 1.3288 | 0.06486 | 73 | 52 | 18 | 3 |
1335 | I'm really much more bothered by the toil and trouble. | 1.3288 | 0.07569 | 73 | 56 | 10 | 7 |
1336 | Alright, see you later -- gotta bounce! | 1.3286 | 0.06967 | 70 | 51 | 15 | 4 |
1337 | "Would you be interested.in joining me in a Venn diagram this evening?" | 1.3286 | 0.07808 | 70 | 54 | 9 | 7 |
1338 | And you complained that the masks hindered your breathing | 1.3286 | 0.06967 | 70 | 51 | 15 | 4 |
1339 | Mask free, finally! | 1.3284 | 0.07485 | 67 | 50 | 12 | 5 |
1340 | This is way better than a mask! | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1341 | I know it’s crazy but my quality of life has actually improved | 1.3269 | 0.05370 | 104 | 74 | 26 | 4 |
1342 | I hate to burst your bubble, but you're not my type. | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1343 | I definitely liked the masks better. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1344 | Do think we still need sunscreen? | 1.3263 | 0.06427 | 95 | 72 | 15 | 8 |
1345 | I heard your bubble burst. | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1346 | My farts are the only thing I worry about! | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1347 | Initially, I was worried about another housing bubble... | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1348 | Well, at least I can see your face now. | 1.3263 | 0.05487 | 95 | 67 | 25 | 3 |
1349 | It’s only for 14 days | 1.3263 | 0.05487 | 95 | 67 | 25 | 3 |
1350 | I’m already married. Didn’t want to burst your bubble. | 1.3261 | 0.05378 | 92 | 64 | 26 | 2 |
1351 | It's so liberting not to have to wear masks. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1352 | Did you just call me "bubbaliscious"?! | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1353 | ...and poor Derrick, he was sitting out in the sun yesterday and burst into flames... | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1354 | Do you have a pin? | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1355 | I just got the new model. It beeps when I back up. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1356 | Hey, I’ve got the needle here that’s going to change your life! | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1357 | You're just dreaming, we're all still wearing masks. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1358 | You really need to think outside your bubble | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1359 | Now this is what I call personal space! | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1360 | Me and my friends are having a bubble-wrap party - do you want to pop by? | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1361 | It’s so hard to walk in these things. | 1.3256 | 0.05595 | 86 | 60 | 24 | 2 |
1362 | I know you like living in a bubble, but you still need to find a job. | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1363 | I just feel like I've been walking in circles. | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1364 | Double, double - toil and trouble; sick of being in this bubble. | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1365 | It was either wearing a mask for another year or this | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1366 | I've always been an outdoorsy, bubbly kind of person. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1367 | It turns out that if you have gas, your living space increases. There are, of course, the obvious side effects. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1368 | They say we’ll be able to stop wearing them when men can keep their hands to themselves. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1369 | The good part is that we don't have to worry about wearing masks anymore. | 1.3253 | 0.05713 | 83 | 58 | 23 | 2 |
1370 | ...and you never have to carry a umbrella. | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1371 | I can still smell your dead tooth. | 1.3250 | 0.07065 | 80 | 61 | 12 | 7 |
1372 | Hey, handsome. Wanna invade my personal space? | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1373 | It's not so bad, unless you step in gum. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1374 | Burst my bubble. Please!! | 1.3247 | 0.07496 | 77 | 60 | 9 | 8 |
1375 | I was worried when the hamsters enslaved us-but these things are pretty fun! | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1376 | Biden was right. It's July 4 and the masks are gone! | 1.3243 | 0.06117 | 74 | 52 | 20 | 2 |
1377 | At least we're not locked up at home anymore | 1.3243 | 0.06117 | 74 | 52 | 20 | 2 |
1378 | I would lay off burritos. | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1379 | Vera Wang. Yours? | 1.3243 | 0.07227 | 74 | 56 | 12 | 6 |
1380 | "Well, at least it's stopped snowing!" | 1.3239 | 0.06585 | 71 | 51 | 17 | 3 |
1381 | If I fart one more time, I can fly home. | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1382 | Remember the good ol' days when we all wore masks? | 1.3239 | 0.06884 | 71 | 52 | 15 | 4 |
1383 | I got the vaccine, now I have to get collision insurance. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1384 | What time does the Number 6 bus come? Hello? Helloooooo? | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1385 | I fear that our relationship is not getting any closer | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1386 | I prefer masks, you? | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1387 | I'd invite you in but... | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1388 | I kind of miss the good old days of 2020 when all you had to do was wear a mask. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1389 | I didn't think they would be so literal | 1.3231 | 0.07308 | 65 | 48 | 13 | 4 |
1390 | I think I need more space. | 1.3231 | 0.07308 | 65 | 48 | 13 | 4 |
1391 | Sorry to blow you off, but I'm just not interested. | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1392 | So this is really what they meant when they said ‘stay in your bubble’. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1393 | We need to get out more. | 1.3226 | 0.06516 | 93 | 71 | 14 | 8 |
1394 | The truth is I’m saving a fortune on deodorant. | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1395 | The year is 2022. It has been 750 days of “15 days to flatten the curve...” | 1.3226 | 0.07548 | 62 | 46 | 12 | 4 |
1396 | Oh hey it’s so nice bumping into you! | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1397 | Could you, point me towards the nearest Oxygen station? | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1398 | Sure is a nice day to get outside for a few rotations | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1399 | Yes, really, my name is Glenda. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1400 | You've just got to roll with it! | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1401 | They say the new models include an exercise wheel! | 1.3222 | 0.06672 | 90 | 69 | 13 | 8 |
1402 | Hey, keep your bubble 6 feet away from mine. | 1.3222 | 0.05659 | 90 | 64 | 23 | 3 |
1403 | I’m regretting this morning’s baked beans all of a sudden. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1404 | It does force everyone to pick up after their pet though | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1405 | Just smile and act natural Alfred, no one can smell a thing! | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1406 | It's so freeing not to wear masks anymore. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1407 | I thought the governor said masks, not bubbles. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1408 | It worked for the NBA, right? | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1409 | It's a great idea but I can't see it ever taking off. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1410 | Just until after the second dose. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1411 | You first. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1412 | Sure, we’re safer now, but I find myself missing that little prick. | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1413 | I’ll believe it when I see it if that taxi you called has room for both of us. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1414 | Venn will I be allowed in your pod? | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1415 | Mind if I smoke? | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1416 | Gives bubble wrap a whole new meaning, doesn't it? | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1417 | So you passed on the vaccine passport too huh. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1418 | After the 'personal space bubbles' were introduced, Marv began to wonder if Covid-19 was an inside job by the introverts | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1419 | ...I said, I DON'T MISS THOSE DARN MASKS. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1420 | This is larger than my first apartment in Alphabet City! | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1421 | '' You do understand , this can only be a platonic friendship.'' | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1422 | It used to be pejorative. Now, it's socially responsible. | 1.3200 | 0.06051 | 75 | 53 | 20 | 2 |
1423 | Now I understand the phrase " life blows" | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
1424 | We're Venn! | 1.3200 | 0.06051 | 75 | 53 | 20 | 2 |
1425 | I don't double bubble on a first date. | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
1426 | Well, I was hoping to turn left. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1427 | I am glad we bumped into each other! | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
1428 | You know, you can burst my bubble any time you'd like. | 1.3196 | 0.05394 | 97 | 69 | 25 | 3 |
1429 | Who would have guessed there were so many introverts? | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1430 | One question. How the heck do we board the bus? | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1431 | One more vaccination and I can let people into my bubble. | 1.3194 | 0.06200 | 72 | 51 | 19 | 2 |
1432 | While still not as good as pre-pandemic dating, it is nice to finally meet up with you in person. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1433 | I think we should go back to being squares | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1434 | Kinda makes you miss the mask, doesn't it? | 1.3194 | 0.05876 | 72 | 50 | 21 | 1 |
1435 | Do you smell something? | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1436 | I said, Did you hear the good news? | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1437 | People took the COVID23 virus seriously. | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
1438 | Dogs are fine, just DON'T walk the cat! | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
1439 | Is it wrong that I secretly want this to be the new norm? | 1.3188 | 0.06688 | 69 | 50 | 16 | 3 |
1440 | no one can hear me anyways | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1441 | Do you happen to have a safety pin? | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1442 | Finally, bubbles with no need for captions! | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
1443 | I was never a hugger, anyway. | 1.3182 | 0.06167 | 66 | 46 | 19 | 1 |
1444 | I heard that our ancestors used to wear masks for pandemics. | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1445 | on the bright side, our sidewalks have never been cleaner | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
1446 | don't want to burst yours but we gotta talk ... | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1447 | At least with the masks we only had to smell our own breath. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1448 | Now I know what my son’s hamster feels like! | 1.3175 | 0.06722 | 63 | 45 | 16 | 2 |
1449 | Locals will know you're a foreigner with that 2 meter bubble. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1450 | I had to quit my axe throwing league, but other than that things have been great | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
1451 | Sucks that the clinic ran out of vaccines. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1452 | Why is your bubble bigger than my bubble? | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
1453 | I'm never sure if it's six feet between people or six feet between bubbles. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1454 | I do feel safe but every once in a while, I let someone who is texting and walking bump into me just to feel something | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
1455 | And then you said, “I’m going to vote for the hamster. What’s the worst that could happen?” | 1.3171 | 0.07337 | 82 | 65 | 8 | 9 |
1456 | I heard someone is inventing this thing called a face mask that should be coming out soon | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1457 | The doctors finally figured out how to get rid of the masks. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1458 | The person who figures out how to hug will make millions.... | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1459 | Have you run into Bob recently? He’s been looking a bit deflated. | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1460 | It beats wearing a mask, except for bathroom time. | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1461 | No caption is possible as speaker is inaudible. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1462 | I'm in the mood for a glass of bubbly too! | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1463 | I sympathize with my childhood hamster now | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1464 | Bubble up for safety! | 1.3162 | 0.05648 | 117 | 89 | 19 | 9 |
1465 | No, I'm not trying to burst yours. You're just not my type! | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1466 | It's not ideal, but I'll just roll with it. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1467 | Have you tried getting into a taxi? | 1.3158 | 0.05450 | 95 | 68 | 24 | 3 |
1468 | I liked pods better. | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1469 | When was the last time you just popped in on someone? | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1470 | Thank God we don’t have to wear those restrictive masks anymore! | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1471 | This could have been avoided had we only all wore masks | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1472 | Arthur C. Clarke knew this would happen. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1473 | My family was worried about me living in a bubble. I told them I wasn't alone. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1474 | I finally get to live in my own bubble, then find out it's hip to be square. | 1.3146 | 0.05442 | 89 | 63 | 24 | 2 |
1475 | I have to go to the bathroom. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1476 | So much better than taking a vaccine, right? | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1477 | ‘Pssst. Our government is controlled by a shadowy group of giant, invisible, hamsters. Pass it on!’ | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1478 | When I said bubbly for the New Year this wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.3143 | 0.06286 | 70 | 50 | 18 | 2 |
1479 | Hi, Sam! Didn’t recognize you without your mask. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1480 | Aren't you the boy in the bubble who started this whole fad? | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1481 | I can't wait until the day we get to wear masks. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1482 | Finally! We figured a way to beat the COVID 19 variants! | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1483 | No way - I’m a huge Paul Simon fan too! | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1484 | So it has all bubbled down to this, huh | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1485 | yeah, I’d rather stick with the masks. | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1486 | So this is the hamster experience | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
1487 | I think we should see other people. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1488 | At least they can't force me to wear a mask | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1489 | Hi, handsome! Mind if I burst your bubble? | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
1490 | Hmmm... politics, depression, or germs? | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
1491 | Have you had your second shot yet? | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1492 | I can hear what you’re thinking. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1493 | Can you tell me how this beats getting the vaccine again? | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1494 | Well, the Jetsons certainly did not predict this! | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1495 | I never thought living in a reality bubble could become reality. | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
1496 | Care to pop!? | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1497 | Only a vaccination needle can pop it. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1498 | My mom and dad were helicopter parents, so this feels normal for me | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1499 | I still think you need a hearing test! | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1500 | Vaccination police got me. | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
1501 | Pandemic grooming is so unpredictable. Now lipstick is huge but aftershave is irrelevant. | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1502 | Let’s see how effective this MeToo vaccine really is | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1503 | I hear they're calling it 360 degrees of separation. | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1504 | Be sure to remove all sharp objects from your pockets and person. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1505 | Did you just say, ‘Blow me’.? | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
1506 | At last! No masks..... | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1507 | I'm afraid to see what happens on a windy day. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1508 | It feels like we’re going back to normal, doesn’t it? | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1509 | The wifi in here is appalling. | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
1510 | Sometimes personal boundaries have curves | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1511 | These new PPE requirements are ruining the helmet industry | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1512 | I, for one, am going back to Bazooka. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1513 | I'm not sure this is better than masks and distancing. | 1.3111 | 0.05392 | 90 | 64 | 24 | 2 |
1514 | I said, "MMFFMUMMENUMMMUM!!!"......ah forget it | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1515 | Watch your step. | 1.3111 | 0.05392 | 90 | 64 | 24 | 2 |
1516 | I'm regretting that burrito. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1517 | I read that the CDC says we should use two of these. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1518 | Would you like to come to my place for something bubbly! | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1519 | I’ve never felt so connected to my pet hamster. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1520 | If you are waiting for that light to say Roll you’ll be waiting all day | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1521 | I SAID 'MY HAMPSTER THINKS THIS IS FUNNY... oh never mind' | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1522 | Maybe one day we'll be two peas in the same pod. | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
1523 | So nice to be finally outside | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1524 | Let’s plant more trees | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1525 | Don't blow it now | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1526 | What happens if ya have to fart? | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
1527 | Thank God things are finally back to normal! | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
1528 | Hah! Who's talking in circles, now? | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1529 | So, how do I keep from going around in circles? | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
1530 | It was better with roller skates. | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1531 | Will you go round in circles? Will you fly high like a bird up in the sky? | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
1532 | Dr. Fauci says that if Xi Jinping approves the release of the Sinovac P.4.7.3.K. variant booster shots to the North American Occupied Zone, life should get back to normal by summer 2029! | 1.3086 | 0.07167 | 81 | 64 | 9 | 8 |
1533 | Apparently some people are double-sphering now, too" | 1.3086 | 0.07167 | 81 | 64 | 9 | 8 |
1534 | How much air you got left? | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1535 | Like everyone else, I’m just out here looking for love. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1536 | These don't work at all during the winter. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1537 | Protective bubbles are great…until you fart. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1538 | Maybe we should’ve gotten vaccinated after all | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1539 | I'm just trying not to sneeze. | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1540 | How do you get yours to not fog up? | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1541 | What about the dog poop? | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1542 | Oh, give it a rest! The instructions clearly stated, "Farting in your bubble is NOT advised." | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1543 | Watch your step or you're busted | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1544 | And a little Double Bubble just patches it right up. | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 3 |
1545 | I told you to invest in latex | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 78 | 55 | 22 | 1 |
1546 | Can you believe some people are still wearing masks? | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 78 | 55 | 22 | 1 |
1547 | Do you ever feel like it's hard to meet new people? | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1548 | It's just a hunch, but I think we have a lot in common. | 1.3068 | 0.06734 | 88 | 69 | 11 | 8 |
1549 | I always used to think it was just a part of getting older, but lately I’ve been wondering why going downstairs always seems so effortless, while going up takes the stuffing out of me every time. | 1.3068 | 0.06734 | 88 | 69 | 11 | 8 |
1550 | The vaccine is healing us. Climate change? Not so much. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1551 | And I thought face masks were bad! | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1552 | It's not like we never lived in a bubble before. | 1.3068 | 0.05447 | 88 | 63 | 23 | 2 |
1553 | Let's move to London - I hear they have a whole tube system. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1554 | Finally, no more masks! | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1555 | I’ve always been told my bubbly personality can be infectious | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1556 | I don’t want to burst your bubble, but I feel more distant from you lately. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1557 | It's all a hoax. | 1.3067 | 0.07096 | 75 | 58 | 11 | 6 |
1558 | I know it’s great to be out and about and everything, but some days I just can’t get over feeling like a hamster. | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
1559 | I heard that on Earth it's much less isolated. You only have to stand 6 feet apart! | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1560 | Its a lot more comfortable than a mask!" Bob Greene Greenwich CT, 917-696-6823 bob@contourventures.co | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1561 | Does this dress make my bubble look fat? | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1562 | When a witches "bubble, bubble, toil and trouble" spell goes horribly awry. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1563 | Hey ... I heard that. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1564 | And class, this is how a social media bubble works. | 1.3061 | 0.06390 | 98 | 77 | 12 | 9 |
1565 | Dont touch me. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1566 | Your bathtub or mine ? | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1567 | Like they say, "Virus-free isn't free." | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1568 | There’s a new COVID mutation. We’re swapping to cubes soon. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1569 | Did you hear about the Windex shortage? | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1570 | Should’ve gotten it tinted | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1571 | Watch out, the police have pins and needles. | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1572 | And I thought this pandemic would be OVER by 2025! | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
1573 | Oh, I love the European models. Who knew that two meters had 6 extra inches? | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
1574 | What's next? Bangles and beads? | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1575 | Mask wearing is so passé. | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
1576 | I don’t know how we ever got along without them! | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1577 | Hey buddy, got a pin? | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1578 | How am I ever going to get into a bathroom? | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1579 | For some reason I'm always worried about toil and trouble. | 1.3051 | 0.08110 | 59 | 46 | 8 | 5 |
1580 | Want to go for some bubbly when the pandemic subsides? | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1581 | I don't understand why it's so political, it's a small price to pay for not having to wear a mask. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1582 | My kids are so good at social distancing, they won't even phone me! | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1583 | If only these bubbles protected us from guns too | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
1584 | So do you ever Double Bubble? | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1585 | I hear they’re distributing 4 million pins a day now.” | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1586 | Why did the bubble cross the road? | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
1587 | I know it will end the pandemic but how much air does this thing hold? | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1588 | You know, these days everyone seems like they're in their own little bubbles. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1589 | You think this is better than wearing a mask? | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1590 | It's such a relief getting back to our normal lives! | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
1591 | Sorry, I left my wallet in my other bubble. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1592 | Everyone really took social distancing to a new level | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1593 | So nice not to need a mask anymore! | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1594 | Things got weird when Elon Musk was put in charge of pandemic response. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1595 | HELLO?! CAN YOU HEAR ME THROUGH THIS BUBBLE?! I HAVEN’T SPOKEN TO ANYONE SINCE LAST MARCH! | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1596 | Does your bubble also smell like farts? No? Okay. Just checking. | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
1597 | So this is what white privilege feels like. | 1.3036 | 0.07611 | 56 | 42 | 11 | 3 |
1598 | You know, the masks weren’t really that bad. | 1.3036 | 0.07611 | 56 | 42 | 11 | 3 |
1599 | These giant hamster balls are great! So how long have you been watching Fox News? | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1600 | I don't want to burst your bubble, but I have really enjoyed life without you! | 1.3034 | 0.05155 | 89 | 63 | 25 | 1 |
1601 | Nothing can prepare you for the odors that get trapped in here. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1602 | It makes me crazy when people wear their bubble wrong.. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1603 | Remember when bubbles were in a glass? | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
1604 | My SPF is 70,what’s yours | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1605 | I have a newfound respect for hamsters. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1606 | I’m so glad I don’t have to wear a mask anymore. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1607 | I like not having to wear a raincoat anymore. | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
1608 | My psychiatrist says that I am about ready to have a breakthrough experience. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1609 | His name was Welk. He did this to many of us he didn’t like. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1610 | Loving these new airpods | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
1611 | "Charlie, I want you to know, if we coalesce, that's a commitment!" | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1612 | This works so well, but I still don't know how to enter my building. | 1.3026 | 0.05626 | 76 | 54 | 21 | 1 |
1613 | Well, at least we don’t have to wear masks anymore. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1614 | I guess being in your own bubble isn't so bad now. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1615 | The last thing we need is to have our balls busted | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1616 | We finally achieved the status of living in a bubble. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1617 | Remind me. Is this to protect me from COVID or reduce my carbon footprint? | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1618 | No man is an island. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1619 | Sorry, I never merge bubbles on a first date. | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1620 | Still trying to master cornering without bursting anyone’s bubble. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1621 | I Liked it better when we used masks and stayed six feet apart. | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1622 | Having a ball. Just rolling along. | 1.3026 | 0.05626 | 76 | 54 | 21 | 1 |
1623 | Oh, thanks, but I'm taken. I've been with my one allowable household for about 6 months now. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1624 | Life post -pandemic is popping | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1625 | If they'd only thought of this a year ago! | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1626 | Excuse me. Are you flirting with having a Venn relationship with me of confused about bubble distancing protocol? | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1627 | When I heard about a new housing bubble, I didn't think they meant it like this. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1628 | I really had a great time. Your bubble or mine? | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1629 | Don’t you just love it here in Champagne? | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1630 | Well at least we don't have to discuss whether or not we want children. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1631 | I just know that lady is going to use her bubble as an excuse to not pick up her dog's poop | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1632 | So THIS is how the vaccine works? | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1633 | If you really loved me you wouldn't want your own bubble. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1634 | Do you want to come up to my place and rub bubbles? | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1635 | Why I’m not a witch at all. I’m Dorothy Gale from Kansas. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1636 | Face masks were just too political. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1637 | Why do I have to pee all of a sudden? | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1638 | The heck I'm wearing a facemask | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1639 | I wonder how she cleans up after him. | 1.3021 | 0.06304 | 96 | 75 | 13 | 8 |
1640 | I went on Facebook yesterday. According to my brother, bubbles are bad for you now. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
1641 | So much for the umbrella industry. | 1.3019 | 0.06913 | 53 | 38 | 14 | 1 |
1642 | I’m serious, it doesn’t make you look fat. | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
1643 | Forgetting your PIN has now taken on a whole new meaning. | 1.3014 | 0.05749 | 73 | 52 | 20 | 1 |
1644 | But I do miss beans. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1645 | I was hoping they’d float. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1646 | My bubble has right -of-way | 1.3012 | 0.05349 | 83 | 59 | 23 | 1 |
1647 | Wow, we do live in a bubble. | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
1648 | Would you believe I used to hate the outdoors? | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
1649 | Spheres of influence... | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1650 | You know what? This is actually better! | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1651 | I wanted Calgon, but I got Mr. Bubble. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1652 | It's so nice to see your whole face again | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1653 | I kind of prefer it this way. | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
1654 | They had promised to flatten the curve | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1655 | I guess God likes to pop bubble wraps now. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1656 | I'm glad we're almost in the same circle. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1657 | If you don't want to wake up in a fog every morning, just quit smoking before you go to bed | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1658 | Don't needle me! | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1659 | Imagine there's no bubble. It's easy if you try. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1660 | Do you know where I can buy some bubble gum? My bubble is leaking. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1661 | The CDC now recommends two bubbles. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1662 | If you've got a pin, I’ve got two masks. | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
1663 | Cheaper than my studio! | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1664 | And some thought Bitcoin was the bubble. | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
1665 | I mean, technically, we're free to go outside... | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
1666 | Stop by in an hour. I have a bubble burster. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1667 | Maybe we should have gotten the vaccine! | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1668 | I'd really like to pop your bubble! | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1669 | Ships passing in the night” was more romanti | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1670 | I guess wearing a mask would have been better on our first date. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1671 | I’m actually fully vaccinated. This is just my liberal bubble. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1672 | Dr. Fauci, I presume? | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1673 | I'm so glad we don't have to wear the masks anymore. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1674 | I like the protection, but I have to be careful about how much fiber I eat. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1675 | I guess you haven't got the vaccine yet, neither | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1676 | It’s all fun and games until you eat Taco Bell. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1677 | Well if I'm being honest, I'm feeling a bit deflated | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1678 | D’you catch that lady with the dog on a leash? Yeah I don’t know how that’s even possible | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1679 | Does your new normal also smell like garlic? | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1680 | Why is that dog in a separate bubble? | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1681 | I hear they arrested that maniac running around with a pin. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1682 | i never did like Laurence Welk. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1683 | 'Last week my mother was attacked by a knitting group. She popped in a matter of seconds.' | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1684 | But tell me the truth - does it makes me look fat? | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1685 | It also protects against chokeholds. | 1.2987 | 0.07175 | 77 | 61 | 9 | 7 |
1686 | Full BLOWN protection” | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1687 | I hope that dog’s bubble has an opening in case of a fire hydrant or this could be rough for him | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1688 | « Oh sorry Kevin, I almost didn’t recognize you with your bubble on. » | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
1689 | Well I preferred the masks, too, but at least this way we avoid that horrid elbow bump. | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
1690 | Give me a high five. I dare you. | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
1691 | It's so nice to get a bit of fresh air | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
1692 | Now that the "Social Distancing" problem has been solved, people long for the good old days of masking and Zoom meetings! | 1.2982 | 0.07495 | 57 | 43 | 11 | 3 |
1693 | Who would have thought Lawrence Welk would cure COVID? | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1694 | I know what I shouldn't do in a glass house but what about these things? | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 68 | 24 | 2 |
1695 | It’s easier to breathe than with that awful mask, but I understand you run out of oxygen after an hour | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1696 | Alright, who farted! | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1697 | Don’t you be staring at my bubble, pervert! | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1698 | I love it, but it's costing me a fortune in window cleaner. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1699 | And all this time we thought gerbils were just cute children's pets. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1700 | I can't hear you. You've got your bubble on mute. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1701 | ‘I like your aura.’ | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1702 | They say we should be expecting snow. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1703 | Who knew hamsters taking over the world would have a silver lining? | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
1704 | Can I pop in to say hello? | 1.2973 | 0.05685 | 74 | 53 | 20 | 1 |
1705 | At least no one can litter... | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1706 | Bubble indemnity | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
1707 | Have any gum? | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1708 | I thought I wouldn't like it when the hamsters took power, but I actually feel much safer now. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1709 | It’s the latest model but my 5yo nephew just told me they’re coming out with colored ones next month. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1710 | I don't want to burst anyone's bubble, but we are still in quarantine. | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
1711 | Are you even listening? I swear, you're off in your own little world. | 1.2969 | 0.06172 | 64 | 46 | 17 | 1 |
1712 | Sorry, you'll have to speak up. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1713 | I for one welcome our hamster overlords. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1714 | It's so nice, not having to wear masks anymore. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1715 | This is ridiculous! I'll wear the damn mask! | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1716 | Between you and me...I'm VERY curious to see how the dog is going to pee ! | 1.2963 | 0.07124 | 81 | 65 | 8 | 8 |
1717 | Sorry I only date vaccinated men. | 1.2963 | 0.06272 | 54 | 38 | 16 | 0 |
1718 | I'm running low on oxygen. Where's the nearest recharge station? | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1719 | Let's not do Mexican this time. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1720 | Don't act like you can't hear me... Did you hear me? | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1721 | Yes they’re safe, but you really have to watch what you eat. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1722 | Times have been tough, but it's nice to see everyone bounce back. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1723 | The designer should have given more consideration to the possibility of flatulence. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1724 | No room for squares | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1725 | We should have gotten the 2-person model. David! Can you hear me? DAVID!! | 1.2958 | 0.07342 | 71 | 56 | 9 | 6 |
1726 | Wanna bounce? | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1727 | And it's bulletproof! | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1728 | I better not see any patches on this when you get home tonight!” | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1729 | You little prick! | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1730 | Wow,it sure is freeing to be outside! | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1731 | Masking is SO 2020. | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1732 | Bubbles are so last century. It's all about pods now. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1733 | Before I moved here, I thought the New York bubble was a metaphor. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1734 | I’m looking to expand my personal bubble. | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1735 | Trust me. Turnstiles are not an option. | 1.2951 | 0.06335 | 61 | 44 | 16 | 1 |
1736 | Who knew it would take a pandemic to turn us all into Glenda the Good Witch. | 1.2951 | 0.06335 | 61 | 44 | 16 | 1 |
1737 | ...and I thought that masks were tough! | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1738 | Damn, I forgot my mask! | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1739 | We're all roll playing. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1740 | I’m really enjoying post-COVID New York. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1741 | Remember deodorant? Nah | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1742 | Wanna...you know...breathe the same air? Or coffee. Coffee also works. | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1743 | That’s what happens when people who don’t believe in wearing masks and staying six feet away are now six feet under | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1744 | So this is what co-evolving with our phones has led us to. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1745 | And we thought vaccination was bad! | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1746 | I prefer this to wearing a mask. | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1747 | l know ziss vill end. Just don't ask me venn. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1748 | This is so much better than masks, don’t you think? | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1749 | Introverts are crushing this | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1750 | I think I liked masks more. | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
1751 | Bubble Schmubble, I've got a pin and I'm going to use it. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1752 | John Travolta made this look a lot more fun | 1.2935 | 0.05017 | 92 | 66 | 25 | 1 |
1753 | What it all bubbles down to is this. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1754 | I miss the times when we only had market bubbles!! | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1755 | How many times do I have to tell you? NO SHARP OBJECTS! | 1.2933 | 0.07045 | 75 | 59 | 10 | 6 |
1756 | Being a man of few words, George was grateful for the new COVID protection bubble, it silenced Alice's 50,000 words per day! | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1757 | Living in a bubble recently has gotten me to re-think my philosophy on vaccination. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1758 | How long are you in for? | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1759 | Are you sure that you’re six feet away from me? | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
1760 | If it worked for the stock market maybe it'll work for us | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1761 | I never realized THIS was in the Covid bill. | 1.2931 | 0.06961 | 58 | 43 | 13 | 2 |
1762 | There’s talk of helium for good behavior.” | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
1763 | Boy did we look stupid when we wore masks | 1.2931 | 0.06961 | 58 | 43 | 13 | 2 |
1764 | A little like chicken noodle soup. What do YOU smell like? | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1765 | Be careful, I just passed a broken bottle on the corner of that block over there | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
1766 | When my mother use to say, “remember you were raised in a 1% bubble,” I had no idea what she meant. | 1.2927 | 0.06829 | 82 | 65 | 10 | 7 |
1767 | Should we be investing in this bubble market? Or do you think it's a market bubble? | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
1768 | I knew our species was doomed but i had a different image | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1769 | Safe as houses, it’s the getting in and out that’s killer! | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1770 | These cold air balloon rides aren't as fun. | 1.2927 | 0.06829 | 82 | 65 | 10 | 7 |
1771 | OK, Your right- yours is bigger than mine! | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1772 | What do you mean I live in a bubble? | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1773 | And my friend was telling me that physical touch used to really be a LOVE language? I know, I can’t believe it either. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1774 | I just bounced down from the 6th floor... | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 11 | 4 |
1775 | At least we’ll never have to buy an umbrella again. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
1776 | Gotta give our mayor credit for his War on Pickpocketing. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1777 | I so enjoy not having to wear a mask anymore, don't you? | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
1778 | I'll put up with this for 2021, but next year I plan to get an electric model. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1779 | I feel like we never hold hands on our dates anymore, Melvin. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1780 | You must learn to think outside the bubble. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1781 | That pandemic era feeling of living in a bubble is hard to shake off. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1782 | contain yourself | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1783 | On the plus side, I can have raw onion on my burger at lunch. | 1.2917 | 0.05745 | 72 | 52 | 19 | 1 |
1784 | Did you say heard immunity? | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1785 | This solved the COVID problem, but really highlighted my gas issues. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1786 | I still think it beats wearing a face mask. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1787 | You have seemed so distant lately. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1788 | This is MUCH easier than getting vaccinated. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1789 | The New York City bubble, am I right? | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1790 | At least we don’t have to carry around those vaccine passports | 1.2917 | 0.05745 | 72 | 52 | 19 | 1 |
1791 | Is that the ‘iBubble 6’? I’ve been meaning to upgrade from my 4. | 1.2917 | 0.05394 | 72 | 51 | 21 | 0 |
1792 | And to each their own bubble. | 1.2911 | 0.06777 | 79 | 62 | 11 | 6 |
1793 | I thought it was off-putting at first, but I've since gotten really into just standing still and completely blocking the sidewalk. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1794 | The vaccine is effective, all right, but I'm not crazy about the side effects. | 1.2911 | 0.07013 | 79 | 63 | 9 | 7 |
1795 | Am I glad we don't have to social distance anymore. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1796 | Who'd have thought, one good witch could start a trend this big? | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1797 | It’s a bubblin’ day in the neighborhood. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1798 | Aren't they only suppose to put our thoughts in bubbles in when we're in a cartoon? | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1799 | No thanks. I'm waiting for my Pop. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1800 | Seems that I'm not the only one whose weight has ballooned during the pandemic. | 1.2911 | 0.05450 | 79 | 57 | 21 | 1 |
1801 | My realtor says it'll burst any day now... | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1802 | For the last time Paul, don’t burst my bubble | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1803 | Reservation is at 7, but I’m gonna roll over there around 6:30- how about you? | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1804 | Funny I should bump into you. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1805 | Look at it this way - at least we're outside.... | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1806 | Remember when we all had to wear masks? | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
1807 | The bonus- No more stepping in dog poop! | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
1808 | I heard that when the vaccine kicks in, they turn into cubes. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
1809 | You should see Times Square | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1810 | Someone needs a bubble bath. | 1.2903 | 0.07760 | 62 | 49 | 8 | 5 |
1811 | I just wanted to live out my dream of being Glinda. | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
1812 | Want to rub bubbles? | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1813 | I’m a bubble girl in a bubble world. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1814 | Not only that! But your halitosis is gone! | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1815 | I'm really looking forward to expanding my bubble once I'm vaccinated. | 1.2895 | 0.07210 | 76 | 61 | 8 | 7 |
1816 | Don't judge a book by it's circumference | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1817 | It's a lot like being a Comcast Customer Service Rep, or Mitch McConnell! | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1818 | I'd give my right arm for a pin! | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1819 | I hate to burst your bubble, but you need a shave. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1820 | Bubble users grounded as helium prices soar. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1821 | Have you tried the new scents? Mine is “New Car.” | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1822 | I'm having a party to celebrate being vaccinated. You should pop in. | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1823 | Yeah, I’m glad I wore flats today. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1824 | ‘I suppose we’re all waiting for our breakout moment.” | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1825 | Hubble bubble... | 1.2892 | 0.06755 | 83 | 66 | 10 | 7 |
1826 | This trend feels like a bubble. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1827 | Hey, keep your bubble away from mine OK! Exactly what do you not understand about social distancing. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1828 | Well, look at the bright side; at least we don't have to worry about social distancing anymore. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1829 | Anyone know how to pop these things? | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1830 | Recent developments in Birth Control | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1831 | There's a double bubble bus comin' down the street... ? | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1832 | I thought you said you had a latex allergy. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1833 | It’s nice to finally get out and suffocate in public. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1834 | I used to make fun of my hamster when i was a kid. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1835 | See you 'round. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1836 | I missed going outside | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
1837 | Can I pop (in)? | 1.2885 | 0.07438 | 52 | 39 | 11 | 2 |
1838 | Have you seen the air prices lately? | 1.2885 | 0.07929 | 52 | 40 | 9 | 3 |
1839 | I love the new CDC recommendation. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1840 | No walking when it’s windy. I don’t want to have to fish you out of the lake again. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
1841 | I’d love to stay and talk, but I have to bounce. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1842 | And another advantage is they're bulletproof! | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1843 | My bubble is bigger than yours but I feel lonely in it | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1844 | the hamsters finally got their revenge | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1845 | I'm debating if you're bubble-worthy? | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1846 | I just wish it was made of Dom Perignon. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1847 | During a recent quarterly earnings meeting, Trojan shareholders asked, ‘but, seriously, why are condom sales down?’ | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1848 | Excuse me, got any bubble gum? | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1849 | The white people seem to be having a much easier time with it. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1850 | It's so wonderful to finally catch a breath of fresh air! | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1851 | Can’t wait till we can stop wearing these things | 1.2875 | 0.06934 | 80 | 64 | 9 | 7 |
1852 | Don’t you dare start with your “bubbles are flat” theory, again | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1853 | Do you think they'll let us carpool? | 1.2875 | 0.05394 | 80 | 58 | 21 | 1 |
1854 | Yes, we’re totally safe in these things until the oxygen runs out. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1855 | It's really changed how I view the world too! | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1856 | I am looking forward to bursting your bubble | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1857 | All my conversations are circular now. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1858 | Now it's not so embarrassing when I fart. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1859 | And I thought masks were hard to breathe in. | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
1860 | Did you hear? Variant proof, money-back guarantee! | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1861 | Don't act like you can't year me. | 1.2870 | 0.04753 | 108 | 79 | 27 | 2 |
1862 | It about but not really out. | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
1863 | This is the Number Six model, code named Patrick. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1864 | It lets us exercise our right not to wear a mask | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1865 | Can you believe it?! Now Fauci is saying we should double our bubbles! | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1866 | This reminds me of the time my parents took me to see Lawrence Welk. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1867 | I hate to burst your bubble, but we can’t hold hands. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1868 | Oh, look! We're a Venn diagram. | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
1869 | It's called "zero population growth." | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1870 | I know we’re supposed to say inside our bubbles, but didn’t you think that they could hold more and be less visible? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1871 | Sorry, can’t hear you. My bubble is playing Wagner. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1872 | Let's get a coffee, I'm trying to avoid pop. | 1.2857 | 0.06603 | 56 | 41 | 14 | 1 |
1873 | You're still so square! | 1.2857 | 0.07078 | 56 | 42 | 12 | 2 |
1874 | Ever since the pandemic, I feel like I'm traveling in circles. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1875 | It’s great against the virus but not so great in the wind | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1876 | Remember when all we had to do to meet people was wear a mask? | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1877 | Trident or Hubba Bubba or Double Bubble? | 1.2857 | 0.06569 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
1878 | If the wind picks up, let's try meeting here in again in 2 hours. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1879 | Good thing nobody has a pencil. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1880 | Pity the bubble dogs who are post-poop kickers. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1881 | At least we won’t get face mask tans this summer...? | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 91 | 66 | 24 | 1 |
1882 | Funny rolling into you here. | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1883 | I’ve been farting the entire time we’ve been standing here. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1884 | They say you always bump into people you know... | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
1885 | Hey, haven’t I seen you around? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1886 | In the Midwest, this is basically foreplay! | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1887 | What kinds of edibles were those again? | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1888 | I feel so out of touch in this new normal. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1889 | Hey! I got my new bubble on sale at target, you? | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1890 | Where'd you buy yours from? Mine is from Mr. Bubble. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1891 | These bubbles blow | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1892 | So nice to breath fresh air again | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1893 | watch it, Bub | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1894 | I recommend listing on "PopMine.com." | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1895 | Mary, I think it's time for us to take the next step- will you... join my covid bubble? | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1896 | I had such high hopes for the vaccine. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1897 | We've been separated for so long. I'd like a divorce. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1898 | So the meaning of life is just surface tension? | 1.2841 | 0.05098 | 88 | 64 | 23 | 1 |
1899 | I find I'm much happier as a Welkian. | 1.2841 | 0.05098 | 88 | 64 | 23 | 1 |
1900 | I put too much detergent in the washing machine. How about you? | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1901 | If you've been vaccinated, I've got a pin. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1902 | I feel like a virgin just waiting ... | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1903 | I'm breaking up with you, Fred. You never even really tried to get into my orb. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1904 | We've become so cliche. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1905 | I have to get back home to refill the oxygen. See ya later. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1906 | I keep having flashbacks to my late hamster, Fuzzy. I can’t explain it! | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1907 | Helium... why what’s in yours...?! | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1908 | Aw, your dog is so cute! Can I pet his bubble? | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1909 | Now we can live our normal lives again. | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1910 | That's it! I'm outta here. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1911 | Son...? | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1912 | at least they don't itch your. nose. | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
1913 | Sometimes I feel we're all just living in our own Bubble. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1914 | You said,"full transparency through science." Where do we go from here, Mr. Crazy Scientist? | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
1915 | Would you like to move in to my bubble? | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1916 | Well, at least we are out of the house! | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1917 | I just don’t understand you. It’s like you live in a bubble or something. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1918 | It occurs to me I don’t mind you eating Taco Bell any more. | 1.2836 | 0.07610 | 67 | 54 | 7 | 6 |
1919 | Well, it worked for the NBA. | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
1920 | Well, it’s bigger than my studio. | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
1921 | I would say I'm a bubbly person | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1922 | Wanna go see the Coldplay show, or are you fine living your life inside a bubble? | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1923 | Ready? I have a safety pin... | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
1924 | I just know somebody is going to come along and burst my bubble | 1.2830 | 0.06247 | 53 | 38 | 15 | 0 |
1925 | I read it’s better to double-bubble. | 1.2830 | 0.07317 | 53 | 40 | 11 | 2 |
1926 | Can’t hear you, what? | 1.2830 | 0.07317 | 53 | 40 | 11 | 2 |
1927 | Beats wearing a mask. | 1.2826 | 0.04967 | 92 | 67 | 24 | 1 |
1928 | Whoever smelt it, dealt it. Am I right? | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1929 | Sometimes I feel guilty about putting the umbrella industry out of business. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1930 | Masks were easier, but this is freedom. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1931 | I hope this ends soon. I Feel like a hamster. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1932 | It’s so nice to see you!” “What?! | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1933 | This was funnier on Seinfeld. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1934 | You can join my bubble but lose the goatee first. | 1.2821 | 0.05443 | 78 | 57 | 20 | 1 |
1935 | Y'all got a cigarette? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1936 | Hey, Your breath still STINKS! | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1937 | They're bulletproof. Walking while Black is safe now. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1938 | To each their own, right? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1939 | So this is what qualified immunity feels like! | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1940 | Look, I get that the governor owes a favor to Trump, and the whole thing with Gaetz and Epstein admittedly put him in a weird position, but is this *really* better than just wearing a mask? | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1941 | Behold, our future. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1942 | I’m about to pop off | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
1943 | Thinking outside the bubble... | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1944 | I said, IT’S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1945 | Feels good to finally get some fresh air. | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
1946 | Well, it beats Zoom! | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
1947 | They’re great protection from disease, but even better protection from sweaty handshakes.” | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1948 | At least we're not stuck in the Cubist movement. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1949 | It has a new car smell, but I still feel awkward at parties. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1950 | Can’t wait to break out the bubbly once this pandemic is over. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1951 | You never hold my hand anymore | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1952 | If they had just let us have covid vaccine passports this wouldn't have happened. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1953 | This is just how we roll now. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1954 | I couldn't afford the fart-free version, but they say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? | 1.2812 | 0.07542 | 64 | 51 | 8 | 5 |
1955 | Pardon me, can you tell me where the air pumps are? | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1956 | I’m sooo ready to burst. | 1.2812 | 0.06087 | 64 | 47 | 16 | 1 |
1957 | Is that a designer bubble? | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1958 | Toil and trouble indeed they are.... | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1959 | Whatever you do, don't fart. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1960 | ...yeah, but, they make cleaning up after Fido somewhat problematic. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1961 | We need speech bubbles. | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
1962 | I say it's toil and trouble, too. | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
1963 | I can't figure out how to get out, but at least I'm protected from the virus. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1964 | Greg said these also protect against bad breath | 1.2805 | 0.05285 | 82 | 60 | 21 | 1 |
1965 | I'll be glad when Covid-29 is finally behind us. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1966 | Finally, I know how politicians feel. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1967 | Tim?! I haven't seen you since before the gerbils took over! | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1968 | They told me if I moved to New York, I'd no longer be living in a bubble. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1969 | I think we got carried away with our covid bubbles. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1970 | Eggs and Guinness was a bad lunch choice. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1971 | So I said to Sally, you should call him...OH GOD I CAN’T BREATHE THERE’S NO OXYGEN IN HERE WHY DIDN’T ANYONE THINK OF THIS. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1972 | Would it burst your bubble if I said "maybe if you lose the goatee""? | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1973 | What happened to masks and social distancing? | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
1974 | All I know is they said the Tide had turned. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1975 | It took a pandemic for you to find people who are like you. | 1.2800 | 0.05220 | 75 | 54 | 21 | 0 |
1976 | Because I'm an anti-vaxxer influencer, my bubble was complimentary from the manufacturer. | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
1977 | Venn will this end? | 1.2800 | 0.06990 | 75 | 60 | 9 | 6 |
1978 | Do you remember the good old days with masks? | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
1979 | Sure the new Personal Space Law is nice, until you try getting on the subway. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1980 | one day we will hug it out and laugh about it | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1981 | At least the personal space problem is solved forever | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1982 | So that’s the Moderna bubble? Man, that is nice. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1983 | Does this mean we have to go back to work? | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
1984 | Y’know, we’re all just slaves to what the fucking New Yorker thinks is funny. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1985 | Glad to finally be rid of the mask. Of course when the oxygen runs out in here I’m screwed. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1986 | I’m so relieved I can give up my stilletos now. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1987 | I hate to burst your bubble... | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1988 | New to Anti-vaxville? | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1989 | Aren't you glad we got to stop wearing those inconvenient masks? | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1990 | Look, we're vendiagramming! | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1991 | Buzz off - Bubble Boy!!! | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1992 | Excuse me,do you have a pen I could borrow? | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
1993 | I got the Pfizer bubble? Which bubble did you get? | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
1994 | What’s up bubala? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1995 | Makes stepping out of one's bubble even more difficult. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1996 | I think I prefer my mask | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
1997 | What’s popping? | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1998 | This is the strangest first date . | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1999 | I never expected to be surrounded by the glass ceiling. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
2000 | Can you hear me now John? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2001 | Things get nasty in here pretty quick. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
2002 | Can you slow your roll? I need to cross here. | 1.2788 | 0.04823 | 104 | 77 | 25 | 2 |
2003 | I see you also chose bubble over vaccine. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2004 | Dr. Fauci said we might need 2 bubbles. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2005 | At least they are not Bauhaus inspired. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2006 | Life was a lot simpler before the hamsters took over | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
2007 | This sure beats masks and I don't even need a sweater or an umbrella any more. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2008 | After lunch, wanna go for a roll in the park? | 1.2785 | 0.05386 | 79 | 58 | 20 | 1 |
2009 | do you wanna go bouncing or share a cab? | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2010 | Let's stay away from Emily. She's gotten so prickly. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2011 | Most people find me effervescent. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2012 | Pop over | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2013 | So tell me, do you get out much? | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2014 | It's so nice to be inside again, isn't it? | 1.2778 | 0.04713 | 108 | 80 | 26 | 2 |
2015 | Who you callin' bubble butt? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2016 | Nice day, I assume. | 1.2778 | 0.07669 | 54 | 42 | 9 | 3 |
2017 | Of course I'm vaccinated, but I have to keep up appearances until after my family reunion. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2018 | I think it's unrealistic that the spheres are so perfect. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2019 | This won’t protect you from running into your ex, though. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2020 | No, you'd remember if you met her. About my height, brown hair...doesn't wear a bubble. | 1.2778 | 0.06696 | 54 | 40 | 13 | 1 |
2021 | Title: “Bio-Dome MMXXI; your dome away from home.” | 1.2778 | 0.05316 | 72 | 52 | 20 | 0 |
2022 | Well, the echo is a little annoying but I think I prefer this over living under a rock. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2023 | It’s the free people’s answer to the oppressive mask mandate! | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2024 | I thought my breath was bad in a mask. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2025 | See? I told you the government believes in transparency. | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
2026 | Better to be in the bubble than on the bubble. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2027 | Blowing my way? | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2028 | Hate to tell you,but the government will be bursting our bubbles | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2029 | It feels so great to be off the bubble. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2030 | Nowadays everybody's a Glinda fan! | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
2031 | All I'm saying is that your surface tension is contagious. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2032 | I hate to burst your bubble but the Mets still suck | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2033 | Do you have a breath mint? | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2034 | Bubble or nothing. | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
2035 | I appreciate the implicit boundaries of Venn dating | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2036 | Isn’t it so much better than getting a shot?” | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2037 | I still can’t get over how safe this neighborhood is. It’s unbeliebubble! | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2038 | Now that the bubble requirement is literal, I need less fibre in my diet. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2039 | COVID 20 | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2040 | We never should have let the hamsters take over. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2041 | Let's all take a dive in the Hudson and call it a bubble bath | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2042 | I can't wait for them to widen all the sidewalks. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2043 | So this is safe sex. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2044 | Is that Gucci? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2045 | I thought you said we were going to the Snow globe Museum? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2046 | Welcome to Bucky Fullerville. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2047 | You see no masks. I see Venn diagrams. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2048 | Talk about an echo chamber | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2049 | Bubbles were a heckuva lot different in my day. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2050 | I'm grateful for the freedom. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2051 | Hi Handsome. From the size of your bubble, you must be happy to see me. | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
2052 | I can’t wait for the social distancing bubble to burst. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2053 | I know, right? With masks it was just the smell of your own breath. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2054 | Welcome to 2023 | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2055 | And don’t call me Bubbles. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2056 | It’s not bad until you fart. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2057 | If you ask me,this thing is nothing but toil and trouble. | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
2058 | My last date was such a prick. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2059 | I guess it was I who dealt it | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2060 | It’s a bubble wrap! The End. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2061 | And sometimes my bubble goes out without me. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2062 | Who checks the air in these things anyway | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2063 | I hear we’ll be able to have an 8-person model by the Fourth of July. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2064 | Now i know how my hamster feels | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
2065 | Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble/Fever burn and virus double | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
2066 | I said, this is hyspherical | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
2067 | I had to go with the bubble because I have this terrible fear of needles. | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
2068 | Wanna pop over to my place soon? | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
2069 | Nice bubble! Wanna go for a vaccine with me? | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
2070 | Might be easier to just get the vaccine. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2071 | I'm actually quite worldly, you know. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2072 | Isn’t it great we don’t have to wear those pesky masks anymore ? | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2073 | I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2074 | Despite all my gall, I'm still just a guy in a ball. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2075 | ... and would you believe Marilyn asked to borrow my bubble? | 1.2740 | 0.07103 | 73 | 59 | 8 | 6 |
2076 | Walking around used to be so dirty and dangerous. I miss it. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2077 | So, this is supposed to be better? | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2078 | I hear the Johnson & Johnson’s got more bounce. | 1.2740 | 0.05256 | 73 | 53 | 20 | 0 |
2079 | The New Chastity Belt | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2080 | yea I thought this would have been listed as a side effect too | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2081 | Hey, is it weird that we can still breathe in these things? | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2082 | It’s a green light start rolling. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2083 | I hate to burst your bubble, but I can't come to your party. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2084 | I see we've gone from social-distancing to anti-social-distancing | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2085 | At least it’s got free Wi-Fi. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2086 | I wonder how the cube people are doing. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2087 | Then like my dreams, they fade and die” | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2088 | I just like seeing peoples faces again. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2089 | Can't say I like the new N95000000 masks that much. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2090 | What comes around, goes around... | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2091 | Haven’t been vaccinated yet? | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2092 | I feel a bubble entendre joke coming on but I don’t want to make yours pop. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2093 | Fancy meeting you here at the corner of Boil and Trouble | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2094 | I knew Bubble Tea was popular but who knew it could be part of a public health initiative? | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2095 | I've always wondered what hamsters felt like. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2096 | Does this make me look fat? | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2097 | Winter is coming. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2098 | So, masks are intolerable but force fields are cool, I guess? | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2099 | I’ve had mine for years, since I first met my in-laws.” | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2100 | If I told you that you had a beautiful bubble, would you hold it against me? | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2101 | Thanks for a lovely dinner in my general vicinity. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2102 | Now I know how those square pegs feel. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2103 | This anti-litter campaign is a little aggressive?" | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2104 | I'm guessing the weather is nice. | 1.2727 | 0.05433 | 77 | 57 | 19 | 1 |
2105 | I'm thinking that the cure is worse than the disease. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2106 | Stop whining bubble boy...at least there's no more gum on the sidewalks | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2107 | I always wanted to be Glinda, so this worked out quite well for me | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2108 | I bought mine used. Not even a hint of racism in it yet! | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2109 | They aren't really going to get us off the ground, are they? | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2110 | Watch out for the dude with the MAGA hat and the knitting needles | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2111 | He who smelt it, dealt it. | 1.2727 | 0.07337 | 66 | 53 | 8 | 5 |
2112 | What the heck I'll give it a roll. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2113 | Did you hear, Malik wants to put snow in his? | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2114 | This so outweighs a mask! | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2115 | Wanna go for a roll in the park? | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2116 | It’s my first time out of the house, do you see these too? | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2117 | What flavor did you get? | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2118 | Don’t blow it | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2119 | Yeah, I didn’t read the fine print of our last phone update either | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2120 | This new expression of emotional unavailability is starting to bother me | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2121 | The New York real estate bubble has reached its peak, I think. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
2122 | Where's the humor in this? | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2123 | Watch out for the porcupine near the corner of Main and State. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2124 | Weren't you once in my bubble? | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2125 | They thing they don't tell you is that it's important to wear clean shoes before you get in. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2126 | I'm waiting for the variant. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2127 | They can't make me wear a mask! | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2128 | I guess we don't need masks anymore. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2129 | Reception is terrible in here! | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2130 | Watch it! Can't you see I am not in your bubble? | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2131 | I’m still waiting for that privilege that comes with living in a bubble | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2132 | I made that mistake once. Don’t eat chili. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2133 | We've implemented bubbles. Six feet became to hard to measure with the blind eye. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2134 | That doesn’t look like an N-95 bubble. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2135 | I think I liked the masks better. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2136 | It seems we stood and talked like this before But I can't remember where or Venn. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2137 | Hmmmm, so if I’m not getting the vaccine, this is my only other choice? | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2138 | ... Lucille? | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
2139 | Hey, just pop on over! | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2140 | Why don’t you roll by my place later? | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2141 | What do you say? You, Me, my bubble? | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2142 | In future with global warming,have to carry an oxygen cylinder in this bubble | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
2143 | Well, you said you’d do anything to avoid wearing a mask. | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
2144 | Moderna! You? | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2145 | What happens when the dog has to go to the bathroom? | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2146 | Did you ever see the T.V. show The Prisoner? | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2147 | Care for a pop? | 1.2706 | 0.06565 | 85 | 69 | 9 | 7 |
2148 | This was more fun at the flaming lips concert. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2149 | Living in a bubble is the new sphere of life. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2150 | No name is not "Glinda, Good Witch of the North", why? | 1.2703 | 0.07016 | 74 | 60 | 8 | 6 |
2151 | Under certain conditions, I’d be fine if you burst my bubble.” | 1.2703 | 0.05198 | 74 | 54 | 20 | 0 |
2152 | Leave it to Science to find a way to end the mask debate! | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2153 | Cheer up, or I’ll burst your bubble!” Don Dechman. Austin T | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2154 | At least we didn't have to get that stupid vaccine! | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2155 | I don't think we need to stay six feet away from each other anymore. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2156 | You have to admit these are a breath of fresh air. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2157 | It is much easier than wearing a mask | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2158 | Feeling Bubbly? | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2159 | Now all my photos have the soap filter. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2160 | Wanna pop? | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2161 | I rather stay in my Liberal Bubble for now | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2162 | I wonder what we'll do when we encounter a hill. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2163 | The only thing that stops a bad guy with a triangle is a good guy with a bubble. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2164 | My other bubble is in the cleaners. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2165 | This social distancing thing has really gotten out of hand! Did you hear what I said? This social distancing thing... Ah, forget it. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2166 | I miss escalators. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2167 | Nice day | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2168 | And did you see that Republicans are less likely to use their bubbles? | 1.2698 | 0.07575 | 63 | 51 | 7 | 5 |
2169 | This is so much better than wearing a mask all the time but I haven't figured how to get out of it. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2170 | Fox or MSNBC? | 1.2698 | 0.07575 | 63 | 51 | 7 | 5 |
2171 | Oh my God Becky...look at her bubble! It is SO big! | 1.2698 | 0.07575 | 63 | 51 | 7 | 5 |
2172 | Well, my worst allergy is nuts. How about you? | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2173 | I miss the 2020 Pandemic | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2174 | I would like to burst your bubble. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2175 | And then came the hugging pandemic of 2022... | 1.2697 | 0.06345 | 89 | 72 | 10 | 7 |
2176 | At least they don’t keep slipping below your nose. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2177 | I've about had it. These are pointless and we're going in circles. | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
2178 | Who needs social distancing when we can just respect bubble space? | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2179 | Side effects may include learning how to read lips. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2180 | Well at least you have the self-inflating model! | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2181 | Why would you crave intimacy when it's reduced to bubble bumps?" | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2182 | How are we getting oxygen in these? | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2183 | Damned Democrats! | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2184 | Are we suds? | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2185 | This is one side effect I didn’t see coming. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2186 | When I stated I wanted more bubbles in my life, I meant champagne! | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2187 | Six feet, buddy. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2188 | Lawrence Welk would have loved this! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2189 | Yes, this is the new normal | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2190 | I kind of miss masks | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2191 | Of course I feel safe, but I have no signal for my cell phone...and no one can hear me. Hey! No one can hear me!...Hey!... | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2192 | Waving a magic wand does not fix climate change. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2193 | It’s not you, I just need my own space right now | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2194 | The bubble mandate has certainly simplified political discussions. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2195 | I went for the helium. | 1.2687 | 0.05456 | 67 | 49 | 18 | 0 |
2196 | Life suds! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2197 | This wasn’t what I envisioned when I ordered the new I-pod. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2198 | Are you the guy with the pin to burst my bubble? | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2199 | I've heard of living in a bubble but this is getting ridiculous. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2200 | We will all regret not getting the vaccine if it starts raining soon. | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2201 | Wow this six feet rule is a great filter know what I mean. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2202 | Perhaps "Dawn" will let us get together. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2203 | I’m proud to say I was an early adapter before these things blew up! | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2204 | Hey not to freak you out, but I saw a bee over that way | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2205 | This city housing bubble is crazy, mine doesn't even have an en-suite | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2206 | Great bubble. So, what do you do? | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2207 | Hello? (Hello? Hello? Hello?) Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home? | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
2208 | Now they say we leave carbonated footprints! | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
2209 | Hey, let’s find Fred and Sue and double bubble! | 1.2679 | 0.06492 | 56 | 42 | 13 | 1 |
2210 | Honestly, Keith, it’s too early for COVID cartoons. | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
2211 | This is great! I got rid of all my umbrellas." | 1.2676 | 0.07221 | 71 | 58 | 7 | 6 |
2212 | just don't FART ! | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2213 | Excuse me, Sir. I think your bubble may be a little too close to mine! | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2214 | Hate to pop your bubble, but I'm married. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2215 | Pleased to see you Pop! | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2216 | Yes, I’m from Georgia; how did you know? | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2217 | I much prefer these to masks. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2218 | 'Am I Glinda?' Gee, I haven't heard that one today! Just stay in your own bubble and we will get along fine. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2219 | Now if I could only stop farting. . . | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
2220 | Side Effects? | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2221 | Costco. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2222 | Pardon my bubble | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2223 | I bet you can’t tell I haven’t showered in four days. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2224 | Is yours a touchscreen too? | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2225 | I used to enjoy taking bubble baths. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2226 | True, there's no more scooping, but now Rover needs a bath every day. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2227 | By my count, this is the new new new new new new normal. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2228 | Masks and social distancing is so last year, social bubbling is the new trend. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2229 | Sorry I am late, couldn’t get past the entry door | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2230 | I’m really starting to empathise with my childhood hamster. | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
2231 | I'm so glad we can get fresh air now | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
2232 | A Liberal’s perfect vision of the future | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2233 | Let's get a dog. They come with their own bubble. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2234 | Didn't 'Seinfeld' do an episode about this? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2235 | It’s an upgrade from social distancing with a mask. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2236 | Want to split an uptown breeze? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2237 | As Bill strolled down the street, he immediately regretted the chili dogs he ate for lunch. He was his own worst enemy. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2238 | Maybe we can use the leash hole? | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2239 | Got any spare helium? The elevator's out of order. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2240 | Why no, it’s not just me...it actually is hot in here. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2241 | What...? Is it the goatee? | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2242 | What’s next? Thought bubbles? | 1.2667 | 0.05757 | 60 | 44 | 16 | 0 |
2243 | It's not bad except for the sudden urge to run on a wheel and eat kibble. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2244 | Sure beats having to wear a mask! | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2245 | I know it’s difficult, but you’ll just have to roll with it. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2246 | I'm getting the nine-variant vaccine on Tuesday. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2247 | Excuse me, what did you say? | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2248 | I prefer Bazooka over Double Bubble. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2249 | On the bright side, we don't have masks on anymore! | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2250 | Can we just go back to masks, please? | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2251 | Hopefully they’ll find a cure for tedious | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2252 | I’m trading for the 2 person in ‘22. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2253 | These are the days of miracle and wonder | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2254 | If Gerbils ruled the world. | 1.2667 | 0.06229 | 60 | 45 | 14 | 1 |
2255 | a still from a futuristic sci-fi film called “2021”. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2256 | The CDC now recommends we all become hamsters | 1.2667 | 0.05141 | 75 | 55 | 20 | 0 |
2257 | And I thought wearing a mask and having to smell my own breath was bad. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2258 | sure, I feel safer outside in the bubble, but I'd like to sit down now and then | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2259 | Hey! Haven’t I seen you in a film? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2260 | Still better than last year’s Covid-33 restrictions. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2261 | No more foggy glasses | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2262 | I remember the good old days when we only had to wear a mask. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2263 | ''Anyone else wish we would burst already?!'' | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2264 | Do you think our bubbles are two meters apart? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2265 | Spheres of Insouciance | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2266 | I feel like a cartoon character! | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2267 | Did you remember to bring condoms? | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2268 | All we need is a couple of pinpricks and I'm yours. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2269 | Nice bubble,is it new? | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2270 | I hate to burst your balloon,buster,but you're sure not getting into mine! | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2271 | People always said I had a "bubbly" personality | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2272 | Probably a bad idea to fart in here huh? | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2273 | My Fauci Bubble works great as long as I don't fart. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2274 | I picked the wrong air fragrance today. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2275 | Are you sure these spheres are six feet apart? | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2276 | Once you get through the door, it's not so bad. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2277 | Did your pandemic bubble come with Apple Play? | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2278 | Hey handsome, don't just stand there like you don't see me. I know you want to burst my bubble. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2279 | Hey,we no longer need to wear a mask! | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2280 | Remind me to buy some mouthwash. | 1.2647 | 0.05390 | 68 | 50 | 18 | 0 |
2281 | Isolated, vaccinated and now carbonated. Are we there yet? | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2282 | We could reduce our surface tension by merging our bubbles." "Is that a proposal?" | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2283 | At least we don't have to deal with the pollen. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2284 | Did you hear that Al Gore lost? | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2285 | Do you mind if we merge? | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2286 | Maybe having egg salad for lunch was a bad idea | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
2287 | Just be quiet and respect the science | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2288 | So I’m guessing, no sex tonight? | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2289 | That’s not six feet. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2290 | If you think the kerb is dangerous,wait until you get to Cobble Hill | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
2291 | Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single infection on this block | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
2292 | I hate to burst your bubble, but.. | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2293 | I’d love to burst everyone’s bubble. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2294 | They may just be soap bubbles, but I feel safer. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2295 | Mine prevents Covid and police brutality. | 1.2639 | 0.05231 | 72 | 53 | 19 | 0 |
2296 | I find your sphere of influence intrusive. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2297 | They said we’d have flying cars by now | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2298 | I wouldn’t have been so against vaccine passports if I knew this was the alternative... | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2299 | Remember when bubbles were just 'personal'? | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2300 | Dog's have bubbles? | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2301 | Who says you can't live life in a bubble? | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2302 | Now I know what hamsters feel like... | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2303 | Can I borrow a pin? | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
2304 | And we thought the 2020 pandemic was bad! | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2305 | I would say the polarization of America is pretty much complete | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
2306 | And I think you’re really well rounded! | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2307 | This years model comes with auto encapsulate and distance monitors | 1.2632 | 0.05884 | 57 | 42 | 15 | 0 |
2308 | I wish they would stop letting that big kid play with the giant bubble wand. | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
2309 | At least we'll never have to wash our hands again. | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
2310 | Got a light? | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2311 | Spring/Summer 2021 Collection | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2312 | It's harder to cut corners these days. | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
2313 | The new covid recommendation was utopia of Ben’s hapnephobic dreams | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2314 | Just upgraded mine with A/C | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2315 | I hear the new iBubble comes with the new ceramic shell & 5G. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2316 | I haven’t bought deodorant in months! | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2317 | I warned you facemarks would be a bad investment. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2318 | The un-social-distancing!! | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2319 | How is the new social distancing protocol working out for you? | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2320 | Hey, I’m walking in a bubble here! | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2321 | I'm so excited I could just burst over this! | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2322 | Did you just fucking call this a ‘bubble economy,’ Jerry? I... I want a divorce. | 1.2623 | 0.05679 | 61 | 45 | 16 | 0 |
2323 | I am so ready to burst my bubble. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2324 | You’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2325 | How would you feel about our Venning? | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2326 | Dammit — Covid has even outlawed Venn Diagrams! | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2327 | Could you scratch my back? | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2328 | At least the Venn Diagram Dating Site got it right about me being a cat person. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2329 | It's fine until a big wind sweeps in. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2330 | I'm looking for a well rounded relationship, more spherical than circular | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2331 | This is the power of the vaccine. | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
2332 | The Glenda bubble is so much more comfortable than a mask. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2333 | So you’re the boogie woogie bubble boy? | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2334 | Now I wish I had the vaccine | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2335 | Venn vill ve meet again? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2336 | I dare you! Blow a bubble! | 1.2615 | 0.05493 | 65 | 48 | 17 | 0 |
2337 | It's great to see you, but I've gotta bounce." | 1.2615 | 0.07363 | 65 | 53 | 7 | 5 |
2338 | Time to bust a move. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2339 | I don’t think this is what they mean by the housing bubble . . . | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2340 | I hope what I'm about to say doesn't burst your bubble. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2341 | Want to become a Venn diagram? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2342 | you know I appreciate government innovation, but I haven't been able to fit through my apartment door for three weeks | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2343 | I have to stop eating so much fiber. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2344 | And if anyone tells me to 'mask up', I'm gonna burst their bubble. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2345 | Don’t Worry Honey. Size Still Doesn’t Matter. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2346 | Yes, my therapist also recommended a personal bubble as a way of emerging from the Covid year. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2347 | Could I share your Bubble tonight? | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2348 | I heard we were in a bubble, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
2349 | Fancy meeting you here. | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
2350 | I have no idea how she cleans up after the dog. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2351 | I didn’t smell it but I heard it. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2352 | The new mayor did promise to clean up the streets. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2353 | Yeah, I heard people in Phase 1A get the ones that drive themselves. These manual walkers are just for the general public. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2354 | freedom, at last | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2355 | Planet Oxymoron Where people in their own world live together | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2356 | My husband says I’m always using circular arguments. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2357 | No,it's a bubble. It's only a pod if it's occupied by two or more people. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2358 | I don't think it matters, but - hey, are you listening to me? | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2359 | These bubbles are great! I haven't showered in three weeks and no one knows. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2360 | I’m Marcie, but everyone calls me Glinda | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2361 | If you prick them, do they not burst? | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2362 | Is it supposed to be six feet in diameter, or a six-foot radius? Geometry was not my strength. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2363 | I thought we were taking a walk together. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2364 | I no longer have the desire to make it to the top. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2365 | Hey, watch it, Bub! | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
2366 | I like all kinds of music and yes I do like bubble rap. | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
2367 | Palmolive. You | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2368 | This isn't what I was expecting from that new soap. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2369 | We need bigger social distancing bubbles. Your presence still annoys me from here. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2370 | ...and the best thing is that I haven't had a cold since March 2020! | 1.2597 | 0.05030 | 77 | 57 | 20 | 0 |
2371 | No wit today,speech bubbles otherwise engaged. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2372 | But your dating profile says you’re a bubble respecter” | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2373 | What if it doesn’t squish enough when I want to get onto the bus? | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2374 | Avoid the parks. You can guess what routine ALL the mimes are doing. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2375 | I've spent all my life living in a bubble anyways | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2376 | Anybody got a pin? | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2377 | If hasmsters ruled the world | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2378 | This isn't how I thought Covid-19 would effect my sense of smell. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2379 | I don't mean to burst your bubble - we'll be living with Covid for years | 1.2593 | 0.06978 | 81 | 68 | 5 | 8 |
2380 | Introvert Heaven | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2381 | When a rogue satellite knocked out all of the cellphones, no one remembered how to communicate manually. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2382 | Want to be in a bubble together? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2383 | I liked the new new normal more than the new new new normal | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2384 | Ahh, I really missed the fresh air. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2385 | Stay six feet away from sharp objects. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2386 | How does it work again...do I say hello first or wait for eye contact? | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2387 | Alert--rose bushes ahead !!!! | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2388 | I feel like we're just circling around the issue. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2389 | Fred when i said i wanted to feel bubbly this isn't what i had in mind | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2390 | They're predicting extinction is just around the corner. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2391 | Sue and Jack asked if we would like to go on a double-bubble date. | 1.2586 | 0.07605 | 58 | 47 | 7 | 4 |
2392 | ...you know, with John Travolta. I’m sure you seen it. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2393 | So, long story short, I'm a cat person now. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2394 | I hear Lawrence Welk is in town this weekend. | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
2395 | I don't care about germs. I want personal space. | 1.2584 | 0.04933 | 89 | 67 | 21 | 1 |
2396 | Shall I pop over? | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2397 | I’ll pass on your left. No, your other left | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2398 | If I'm in a hurry I'll jump in front of a bus. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2399 | Good thing our revolving doors are concave. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2400 | I don’t suppose you have a cigarette, do you? | 1.2581 | 0.05603 | 62 | 46 | 16 | 0 |
2401 | I hate to burst your bubble, but the CDC says you can still get the virus this way. | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2402 | Mother warned us about swallowing gum”. | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
2403 | When the government said we were in the clear, I just pictured something different. | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
2404 | Mine’s made from 100% post-consumer recycled plastic. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2405 | I’m just happy to be off the wheel | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2406 | Excuse me, can i bounce an idea off of you? | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2407 | Yeah, I’ve been an anti-masker for a while now | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
2408 | Spanx are so last season | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2409 | This bubble is bigger than my apartment. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2410 | My Stockbroker said we’re in a bubble! | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2411 | Yeah I got the vaccine. But I like my bubble. Not coming out! | 1.2576 | 0.05424 | 66 | 49 | 17 | 0 |
2412 | Forget about the bubbles. How come there's only one kind of dress for women in this cartoon? | 1.2576 | 0.07262 | 66 | 54 | 7 | 5 |
2413 | Excuse me, your bubble is touching my bubble. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2414 | When you said you were going to show me your special orbs..." | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2415 | Do you ever feel like we all stay in our own little bubble? | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2416 | It certainly takes the guesswork out of it. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2417 | When they said "personal bubble" I thought it was meant to be figurative. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2418 | Sorry, I can’t hear you over my bubble | 1.2576 | 0.05424 | 66 | 49 | 17 | 0 |
2419 | You know, I don't mind it most of the time, but it makes using my gardening shears quite difficult. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2420 | Why do I always feel like I’m talking to myself? | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2421 | It's nice to not have to wear a mask! | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2422 | They still can't make me wear a mask. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2423 | I never thought I would miss the face mask | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2424 | Want to go back to my place to burst my bubble? | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2425 | Are you sure this beats getting shots? | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2426 | How else were they going to spend $2 trillion on infrastructure? | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
2427 | Want to come over for a bubble bath? | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2428 | Nice weather we're having inside | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2429 | Another lame COVID cartoon this week I guess. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2430 | It wasn't Covid, it was the Seinfeld episode. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2431 | Now see what you've gotten us into! | 1.2571 | 0.05262 | 70 | 52 | 18 | 0 |
2432 | Anybody popped your bubble lately? | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2433 | This is *not* what I had in mind when they told me New Yorkers live in a bubble. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2434 | I always dreamed of a white picket fence | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2435 | Of course I brought protection. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2436 | I much prefer this to wearing that suffocating mask | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2437 | I hope this doesn't burst like housing did! | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2438 | Don't get it round much anymore. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2439 | Can these things burst? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2440 | I ordered champagne, but it only came in tiny bubbles. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2441 | I still say it's better than wearing a mask | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2442 | I mean this is better because we can be close to each other but I haven’t been able to get inside my house | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2443 | Nobody gets a prize for the biggest bubble. | 1.2568 | 0.05113 | 74 | 55 | 19 | 0 |
2444 | You know,I think I can live with this. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2445 | Just a bubble away | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2446 | Sam, SAM, I know you can hear me, does my bubble make me look fat? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2447 | I'll be damned if this bubble thing isn't just a phase. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2448 | I wonder if my bubble will fit inside the taxi!? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2449 | So, this is how I die. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2450 | I miss coughing. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2451 | Lovely weather I'm having. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2452 | That was great champagne! | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2453 | Excuse me, but your personal space is invading my personal space's personal space. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2454 | I hate to burst your bubble but I think we need to break up. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2455 | Like I always say, “Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.” | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2456 | When the NBA suggested playing in a bubble last fall, everyone thought they were crazy. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2457 | Doing the rounds this morning? | 1.2564 | 0.04976 | 78 | 58 | 20 | 0 |
2458 | Once you pop, you can’t stop | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2459 | In our own pretentious bubble | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
2460 | At least now we can accept we live in a bubble. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2461 | I honestly thought people would see through Cuomo’s ‘bumper balls for all’ stimulus to restore his rating but Americans do love contact sports. | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
2462 | What movie with John Travolta? | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2463 | We all live in our own bubble. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2464 | My bubble is really into your bubble! | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2465 | How did we get into a Seinfeld episode? | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2466 | The bubbles aren't metaphorical anymore | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2467 | Just like riding a bike. Look both ways, and if the coast is clear, cross. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2468 | Now I can relate to that Seinfeld episode. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2469 | The acoustics in here are wonderful. It really has transformed my street performances. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2470 | Nothing at all unusual happened in New York City today. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2471 | I’m thinking I’ll start a podcast. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2472 | Sometimes I just feel I'm living in a bubble | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2473 | I'm pretty sure this isn't what they meant by "staying in a bubble." | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2474 | I know I promised I wouldn’t comment on other people’s bubbles — but that’s a damned dog! | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
2475 | Now is it okay to smoke ? | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
2476 | See? I told you technology would solve that little rising-sea-levels problem. | 1.2545 | 0.05928 | 55 | 41 | 14 | 0 |
2477 | Watch you don't step on bubble gum." | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2478 | I remember back when we had to wear a mask for a whole year! | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2479 | I heard they're coming out with a new version that you can take on the bus. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2480 | Don't burst my bubble, Billy. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2481 | I was invited to join a Pod, but I prefer my own space. | 1.2542 | 0.06208 | 59 | 45 | 13 | 1 |
2482 | What do you mean, Covid? This is my MFA project. | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2483 | Nice seeing you! Well, I gotta bounce. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2484 | See what happens when people won't wear masks! What did I tell you? | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2485 | Now I see why my hamster is so depressed | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2486 | How’s things in your world? | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2487 | Are you a part of the original snow globe trial also? | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
2488 | So, you see, Brent, the vaccine would have worked like the bubble does, BUT WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING TO NEED THE FUCKING BUBBLE. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2489 | Space violation | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2490 | We're really struggling. My family owns a hair pin business. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2491 | Bubblela! | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2492 | - I heard conjugal bubbles will be allowed any time soon... | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2493 | I'm fartin up a storm in here! | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2494 | Yes, they're great. But just don't sneeze. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2495 | I knew we could beat covid | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2496 | It’s sort of like the economy but without the fun parts. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2497 | ‘They should’ve done this year’s ago’ | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2498 | You know, now they say Cubes are more effective. Bubbles are so last season | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2499 | Guess we can all smoke weed in these now | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2500 | Best thing to come out of 2020. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2501 | My daughter said I should get out more. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2502 | This real estate bubble is getting out of control! | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2503 | Bubble up, we’re in lockdown AGAIN 🇨🇦 | 1.2537 | 0.07163 | 67 | 55 | 7 | 5 |
2504 | Wait, so there really is a boy who has some rare medical condition where he doesn't have to live in a bubble? I thought that was just a made for TV movie. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2505 | This is a good opportunity for you to step out of your bubble. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2506 | In this region, we are considered 'sparkling' people. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2507 | Well, if she farted or ate garlic, you're in trouble. That's why I wrote my initials on my bubble. You only make that mistake once. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2508 | I said WHEN DO YOU GET YOUR SHOTS? | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2509 | Well it beats wearing a mask! | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2510 | So, this is what a globular pandemic looks like... | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2511 | They're living in a bubble. We're living in a Venn diagram. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2512 | No, trust me, you don't want to try the subway. | 1.2535 | 0.05200 | 71 | 53 | 18 | 0 |
2513 | My mother always said I lived in my own little bubble... Well look at me now Ma! | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2514 | Is that a convex distortion in your iBubble... Or are you just happy to see me? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2515 | Did someone just fart? Oh wait never mind | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2516 | Are you a prime example of youth experiencing the perils of social isolation? | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2517 | You didn’t know that?” “ What are you living outside a bubble? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2518 | You need to start thinking outside the bubble. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2519 | I told you we shouldn’t have let that soap company move into our hood! | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2520 | Can you hear me? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2521 | I told you the stimulus would lead to inflation. Brian Shotland, Quincy, Mass. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2522 | Now who's the square? | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2523 | I should’ve just worn the mask. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2524 | Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm just not that attracted to you. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2525 | A speech bubble could have been nice, don't you think? | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2526 | (Muffled punchline due to bubble) | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2527 | Well, thank you for the offer, however I may have to burst your bubble! | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2528 | I’m thinking of starting a podcast. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2529 | I can’t wait for them to restock face masks | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2530 | And you said this housing bubble was going to burst | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2531 | What’s a guy like you doing in a bubble like this? | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2532 | Seriously, how is this not better? | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2533 | How do I pop this thing, I have rights! | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2534 | Do you want to take a walk at the park or on the river? | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2535 | Great another ceiling to shatter | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2536 | Bazooka or Double Bubble | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2537 | This is not how I remember the Jetsons | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2538 | I’m afraid one of us would burst the other’s bubble. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2539 | Do you suppose people who got the Moderna or the Pfizer jab still have their bubbles? | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2540 | Look out! You are crossing the street, you may be kicked into the air by a car! | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2541 | You’ll have to speak up... these aren’t thought-bubbles after all. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2542 | Hate to burst your bubble, Ed, but looks like someone stole your idea. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2543 | I just bumped into Michael Buble! | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2544 | And we thought masks were awful. | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
2545 | Finally, we know with certainty: Whoever smelt it, dealt it. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2546 | I'm in no rush to open up again.” | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2547 | I hate to burst your bubble, but aren't those your golf shoes? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2548 | Nothing like a ‘lil bubbly. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2549 | I know how to burst your bubble... | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
2550 | Let’s hope no one will be bursting with joy over this! | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2551 | At least we can listen to live music. | 1.2500 | 0.05139 | 72 | 54 | 18 | 0 |
2552 | The vaccine seems pointless to me. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2553 | Not to burst your bubble, but I'm having a ball. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2554 | We'll have to share one bubble if you keep walking | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2555 | You know, if a dog can do it, so can you! | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2556 | Mind if I pop over? | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2557 | It’s OK out here, but the elevator and stairs are a real problem | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2558 | There’re different brands, but generically they’re being marketed under the name ‘Spheres of Influenza.’ | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
2559 | I have the Pfizer bubble. What's yours? | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2560 | What do you mean you can't see the spheres? | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2561 | Sorry, you are not in my bubble. | 1.2500 | 0.07040 | 76 | 64 | 5 | 7 |
2562 | At least you don't have a glass ceiling. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
2563 | When can we pop them? | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2564 | On balance, I think I preferred masks. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2565 | It's nice to get out and see the fresh air. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2566 | I don't love this living in a vacuum | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2567 | The mimes were right after all. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2568 | I think I preferred the masks. How about you? I said, "HOW ABOUT YOU?" | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2569 | Should we thank Don Ho? | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2570 | Well, it is still better than living in Cleveland. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2571 | Let's be adventurous and roll across the street. | 1.2500 | 0.06371 | 56 | 43 | 12 | 1 |
2572 | I felt a lot safer...until I came to hills. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2573 | Why is this bubble different from all other bubbles? | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2574 | 'It makes the first kiss a bit difficult!' | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2575 | They finally figured out how to keep people six feet apart | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2576 | I hate to burst your bubble, but we have to walk on pins and needles | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2577 | We thought we had this beat back in 2021. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2578 | Do you think we should double bubble? | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
2579 | I hate to burst your bubble, but these bubbles don’t burst. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2580 | Masks were way better! | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2581 | I got in on the IPO. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2582 | It's all right, I guess, but I miss our Christmas tree. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2583 | Wouldn't wanna be that dog. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2584 | I'd say people have become more well-rounded since the pandemic began. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2585 | I forgot to brush my teeth. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2586 | How could I get nail fungus!?! | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2587 | I feel like a JUMBLE letter. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
2588 | I thought it was supposed to rain. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2589 | You're not pulling off that beard" | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
2590 | Nice surface tension you’ve got there. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2591 | It makes me feel safe, but I miss the weather. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2592 | We used to be unique with our diagnosis of OCD--now we're nobody special. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2593 | Hey, no mask! Lookin' good. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2594 | The only difference is that now I live in an ACTUAL bubble. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2595 | Did you say you have a pin in your pocket? | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
2596 | We're so close, but I still feel anxious | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2597 | You want to break up because you think I live in my own bubble? | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2598 | Maybe eating that burrito for lunch wasn't the best idea. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2599 | Do any other cities have the garlic breath problem we have? | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2600 | There is one consolation. All the bubbles are the same color. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2601 | I saw two people shaking hands in front of Starbucks, it nearly burst my bubble! | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2602 | This is how we roll now. | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2603 | I agree, it helps keep the virus away, but you can't get rid of a fart. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2604 | ...Had to give up my job as a seamstress. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2605 | I never dreamed that wearing masks would lead to this. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2606 | My therapist says I need to create an environment of possibility. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2607 | Welcome to the Lawrence Welk Museum. | 1.2500 | 0.06786 | 76 | 63 | 7 | 6 |
2608 | they say we'll upgrade to hamster tubes in the blue tier | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2609 | Remember when we had to wear masks and wash our hands all the time ? | 1.2500 | 0.05455 | 64 | 48 | 16 | 0 |
2610 | I always take the roundabout route. | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
2611 | Wanted: Speech Bubbles for Communication | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2612 | I've got a couple masks - want to share a bubble? | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2613 | You’re such a good guy, Steve. Why won’t you let anyone get close to you?” | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2614 | Finally, some space. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2615 | Let the good times roll! | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
2616 | Ready to move to Texas? | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2617 | Stay in your lane, Bubble Boy | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2618 | Don't pretend like you can't hear me from inside that ridiculous thing. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2619 | Now I’ve seen everything, a dog with his own bubble!! | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2620 | So glad to finally get that mask off | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2621 | But at least we can see each other’s faces! | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2622 | I’m getting mine tinted next week. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2623 | I wish the rent were cheaper. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
2624 | Let’s say we bounce on over to my place | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2625 | It feels like we're running in circles. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2626 | I hate to burst your bubble Marge but its over. I'm not popping the question. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2627 | I can’t go near sharp objects | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2628 | Feels good finally getting back to normal. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2629 | The irony is this bubble was also made in China. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2630 | They did warn us of a housing bubble | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2631 | Sometimes it really feels like I live in a bubble. | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2632 | I preferred the bubbles when they were the proverbial kind | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2633 | Portland is the first city to implement the BreathSafe Bubble mandate for all outdoor activities. | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
2634 | While the bubbles significantly altered the course of the pandemic, dutch ovens related injuries rose at a rapid rate. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2635 | Trust me. You'll know when this mandate gets lifted | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2636 | Sure, shopping is harder, but it’s nice to see faces again. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2637 | How do you approach hills? | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2638 | Wanna merge? 🔥 | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
2639 | THIS DOESN'T HELP ...I'M SCARED SOMEONE MIGHT BURST MY BUBBLE | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2640 | Mine’s a vintage from the 2019 pandemic. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2641 | I've had a hankering for bubble gum lately, for some reason or other. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2642 | I hate to burst your bubble, but, I'd rather just wear my mask." | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2643 | Are we waiting for it to flash Float, or Roll? | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2644 | Seems just about everyone's switched over to industrial-strength soap. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2645 | Those people really need to get outside their bubble and see the world. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2646 | Do you know what this reminds me of? "Double double toil and trouble." | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2647 | Well, if we can't get through doors, I guess we sleep in the park | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2648 | I'm sorry. I just feel like l need some space | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2649 | Taco Tuesday gotcha gassy? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2650 | Touché! "Me Too"! | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2651 | Last night was fun, but I think I need more space. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2652 | Remember when we used to wear masks? | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2653 | No! You're just such a prick, Jeremy! | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2654 | New technology ensures you can now quarantine with freedom and confidence. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2655 | if only we had wore the masks right? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2656 | my space, if you don't mind! | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2657 | Not to burst your bubble but no way! | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2658 | I was Glinda the Good Witch in our school play, so I'm used to it. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2659 | We are not a Venn diagram. Get the hell away from me. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2660 | I told you we'd be fine if we all used soap more often | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2661 | Listen, enjoy it for as long as you can because one day it will burst. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2662 | Wanna go to my place and make a Venn diagram? | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2663 | Nine months I had you in my womb, and now you say I can’t be part of your Covid bubble? | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2664 | Hold out for the shot too, huh? | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2665 | My parents would like to see us in a bubble for two. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2666 | Your bubble really makes your eyes pop. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2667 | Until these became the norm, I didn't realize I was so gassy. | 1.2466 | 0.05080 | 73 | 55 | 18 | 0 |
2668 | if you want to join my bubble I suggest a Polar coordinate system | 1.2466 | 0.05080 | 73 | 55 | 18 | 0 |
2669 | Mars is so lovely this time of year. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2670 | The vaccine does have some side effects ... | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2671 | Have you been enjoying the transition to suburban life? | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2672 | So this is the new normal. Seems reasonable. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2673 | See? This is what you get from circular thinking. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2674 | Son, I've been vaccinated 6 times. Can I be part of your bubble now? Can you even hear me? | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2675 | Someday we'll reminisce about the good 'O' days. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2676 | Fauci says we’re still at risk of toil and trouble. | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2677 | It’s another wonderful day in the neighborhood, ain’t it? | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2678 | Is this what the youth nowadays mean when they say they’re ‘rolling’? | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2679 | „Hey you, I’m screaming to you!” | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2680 | The whole world is living in a bubble | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2681 | No no, don't burst my bubble yet. I genuinely think things will go back to normal soon enough. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2682 | Is this what they mean by housing bubble? | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2683 | It was either this or carrying around my air purifier. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2684 | It looks like the cartoonist drew the Speech Balloons way too big! | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2685 | Some of me is part of you, but not all of you is part of me. | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2686 | Wow! We're all in a bubble now! | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2687 | I'm your mother. Don't tell me you can't hear me! | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2688 | So this is how we find a new circle of friends? | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2689 | Have you figured how to go to the bathroom, yet? | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2690 | Wanna come in? | 1.2464 | 0.05225 | 69 | 52 | 17 | 0 |
2691 | You're touching me inappropriately with your eyes. | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
2692 | They tell me we better get used to living in a bubble | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2693 | It's a Global Pandemic. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2694 | These pretzels are making me thirsty! | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2695 | Glinda, AKA The Good Witch of the North saw this coming. | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
2696 | The wifi went out in mine | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2697 | Since when did the New Yorker start depicting black neighborhoods? | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2698 | I prefer my life in a bubble than my head in the clouds | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2699 | I said: "There's not enough room in here for speech bubbles." | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2700 | I ordered the rosed colored glasses hue. Do you think it makes me look more approachable? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2701 | I need for you to think outside the bubble! | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2702 | Hey! I’m walkin’ here! | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2703 | Not COVID related. They’re from some giant’s bubble bath. | 1.2462 | 0.07282 | 65 | 54 | 6 | 5 |
2704 | You’re really starting to rub me the wrong way. | 1.2462 | 0.05385 | 65 | 49 | 16 | 0 |
2705 | Flatulence is NOT an option! | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2706 | Im not ready to join your inner circle yet. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2707 | How long is phase 3 of shut down suppose to last? | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2708 | This gives the phrase ‘let’s roll’ a whole new meaning, doesn’t it? | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2709 | I'm loving this. First man who touches me gets popped. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2710 | I'm going to love to see how this works on the subway. | 1.2459 | 0.05559 | 61 | 46 | 15 | 0 |
2711 | It really brings out the color of your eyes. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2712 | If we are still dating in two weeks I might be willing to consider moving in together. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2713 | When people say we're all living in a bubble, I thought it meant we're all living in the same bubble. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2714 | Do you think they can get the vaccine needle through our social distance bubbles? | 1.2459 | 0.05559 | 61 | 46 | 15 | 0 |
2715 | All we must Sphere is Sphere Itself! | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2716 | I hate to burst her bubble but how is she going to clean up after the dog? | 1.2459 | 0.07631 | 61 | 51 | 5 | 5 |
2717 | Makes you miss 2020, am I right? | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2718 | Does this thing make my butt look big? | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2719 | Yeah, I’m trying to be mindful of the echo chamber effect in here. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2720 | You're right. I should have gone to the bathroom before we left the house. | 1.2459 | 0.07264 | 61 | 50 | 7 | 4 |
2721 | Finally! Back to normal. | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
2722 | My kids still call me square. | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
2723 | The ‘roll’ light is green. It’s safe to cross. | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
2724 | We should have seen the over-sudsing outbreak coming. | 1.2456 | 0.07626 | 57 | 47 | 6 | 4 |
2725 | This blows. | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
2726 | Bathroom breaks are tricky, but it beats wearing a mask. | 1.2456 | 0.06754 | 57 | 45 | 10 | 2 |
2727 | They did warn us about inflation | 1.2453 | 0.07574 | 53 | 43 | 7 | 3 |
2728 | If I had known they would do this instead to keep us 6 feet apart I wouldn’t have made such a big fuss about wearing a mask!!! | 1.2451 | 0.05649 | 102 | 84 | 11 | 7 |
2729 | I ordered the newer model, with a kitchen and full bath. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2730 | I'd like to show you my bubble for two. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2731 | I wonder if there's another planet where the world makes sense. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2732 | I can't hear you. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2733 | I bet those white supremacist Republicans would give anything to go back to those mask-wearing days. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2734 | I blame Don Ho. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2735 | If all you watch, Henry, is MSNBC, you may as well be living in a bubble. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2736 | Honey, I know that you made millions on this Covid bubble but we haven't kissed in a year. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2737 | Did you blow yours yourself? | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2738 | Bye bye bubble | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2739 | At least they’re clear now... | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2740 | I just wish you could find a new set of friends to roll with. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2741 | When do you get your second bubble? | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2742 | Do you know where the nearest public toilet is? | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2743 | I’m forever growing bubbles , pretty bubbles in the air. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2744 | They say it’s just until we get more vaccine. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2745 | Thank goodness it’s not snowing! | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2746 | For the first time in his life,bubble boy felt like he belonged. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2747 | It’s safer, I know, but it does make me feel a little square. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2748 | Now you know what it feels like having to live in a bubble. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2749 | Do you remember when it was so inconvenient forgetting to bring our umbrellas? | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2750 | I preferred it when our bubbles were merely metaphorical. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2751 | I think we're trapped in a Lawrence Welk nightmare | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2752 | Pardon, I believe my bubble has the right of way. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2753 | I’m so dissapointed in technology ! First there was ‘autocorrect’ and now this. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2754 | So much more sophisticated than marks on the floor, don't you think? | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2755 | All of the anti-mask protests really paid off. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2756 | Anti-covid human hamster-balls: you really can’t make this stuff up. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2757 | Hi, I'm new here. Can you please tell me where is the nearest oxygen recharging station? | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2758 | I was trapped in my own bubble before this all started. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2759 | How is she walking her dog? | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2760 | My Covid ball wasn’t done drying so I borrowed my hamsters. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2761 | And Franklin went on to enjoy his day, despite the unsolicited dissenting opinion of the woman on the corner. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2762 | I had hoped that these new Covid-19 measures would get me OUT of my quarantine bubble | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2763 | The walk is longer but I'd rather avoid the subway stairs | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 |