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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-04-04T19:31:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-04-18T19:37:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-04-12T19:36:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | April 19, 2021 |
Number of captions | 7216 |
Number of responses | 797912 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | It’s good to be back in the field. It just wasn’t the same working from home. | 1.9140 | 0.01086 | 5363 | 1947 | 1930 | 1486 |
1 | Every time they say 'baa' please stop saying 'humbug'. | 1.9040 | 0.01266 | 3991 | 1485 | 1404 | 1102 |
2 | Remember to check for faces—I once barked at a cotton bale for hours. | 1.9008 | 0.01209 | 4334 | 1608 | 1548 | 1178 |
3 | Remember Dave, Rule #1: Never Count Them. Dave? Dave? | 1.8821 | 0.01193 | 4547 | 1771 | 1541 | 1235 |
4 | Ewe, ewe. ewe. That's all we ever talk about. | 1.8654 | 0.01211 | 4377 | 1739 | 1488 | 1150 |
5 | This is nothing. Herding cats -- that's a real job. | 1.8653 | 0.01210 | 4337 | 1709 | 1503 | 1125 |
6 | They refuse to budge. They claim they have herd immunity. | 1.8647 | 0.01685 | 2291 | 921 | 759 | 611 |
7 | Herding is okay, but what I’d really like to do is direct. | 1.8630 | 0.01340 | 3481 | 1358 | 1242 | 881 |
8 | I have to admit, I’ve been sleeping a lot better since I got this job. | 1.8572 | 0.01111 | 4692 | 1740 | 1882 | 1070 |
9 | One is missing? What does it look like? | 1.8495 | 0.01217 | 4207 | 1674 | 1492 | 1041 |
10 | Do you remember what the missing one looked like? | 1.8469 | 0.01157 | 4676 | 1875 | 1642 | 1159 |
11 | Problem is I fall asleep every time I take inventory. | 1.8427 | 0.01228 | 4062 | 1613 | 1475 | 974 |
12 | Try howling like a wolf. It's hysterical. | 1.8423 | 0.01233 | 4236 | 1750 | 1404 | 1082 |
13 | Every night when I try to sleep, I can't stop thinking about work. | 1.8419 | 0.01144 | 4655 | 1843 | 1705 | 1107 |
14 | Let me get this right ... when you say "ewe" you mean them? | 1.8381 | 0.01300 | 3613 | 1443 | 1312 | 858 |
15 | Believe it or not, they think that we look alike too. | 1.8369 | 0.01134 | 4526 | 1746 | 1772 | 1008 |
16 | It's just 'dog' now. I had to stop letting work define me. | 1.8354 | 0.01487 | 2783 | 1123 | 995 | 665 |
17 | What keeps me up at night is wondering which one is the wolf. | 1.8261 | 0.01381 | 3335 | 1400 | 1115 | 820 |
18 | This job is much ado about mutton. | 1.8243 | 0.01225 | 4217 | 1769 | 1420 | 1028 |
19 | You’re very calm, given we had 500 this morning. | 1.8240 | 0.01528 | 2755 | 1171 | 898 | 686 |
20 | Hear me out... what about a fence? | 1.8164 | 0.01287 | 3485 | 1384 | 1357 | 744 |
21 | I don't know about you, but I've been sleeping great since I started this job. | 1.8154 | 0.01277 | 3580 | 1437 | 1367 | 776 |
22 | I've been coming here for years. Just keep your mouth shut and you get a haircut for free! | 1.8107 | 0.01427 | 3091 | 1321 | 1034 | 736 |
23 | We should have washed them on Cold. | 1.8103 | 0.01292 | 3538 | 1443 | 1323 | 772 |
24 | I was born a herder but I identify as a retriever. | 1.8098 | 0.01361 | 3255 | 1350 | 1174 | 731 |
25 | This is way easier than cats | 1.8075 | 0.01503 | 2670 | 1111 | 962 | 597 |
26 | You're going to be tempted to count them... Don't. | 1.7956 | 0.01504 | 2627 | 1104 | 956 | 567 |
27 | Is it wrong to wonder what they taste like? | 1.7924 | 0.01472 | 2852 | 1238 | 968 | 646 |
28 | I’ll admit it - it feels a little weird being back at the office. | 1.7896 | 0.01541 | 2424 | 1006 | 922 | 496 |
29 | I know you don't believe me but I'm pretty sure we're adopted. | 1.7861 | 0.01615 | 2309 | 995 | 813 | 501 |
30 | Yes, 'sheep influencer' does make you sound more important. | 1.7848 | 0.02121 | 1320 | 564 | 476 | 280 |
31 | You DO know that if these sheep move, EVERYONE on the Zoom call will know we’re not wearing pants. | 1.7830 | 0.01645 | 2383 | 1083 | 734 | 566 |
32 | Is it time to tell the children they’re adopted? | 1.7753 | 0.01691 | 2096 | 916 | 735 | 445 |
33 | Count 'em? I can't even see 'em. | 1.7744 | 0.01696 | 2012 | 860 | 746 | 406 |
34 | I told you not to wash them on hot | 1.7733 | 0.01739 | 1994 | 878 | 690 | 426 |
35 | The hardest part is not falling asleep. | 1.7728 | 0.01685 | 1998 | 845 | 762 | 391 |
36 | I’m just saying, an eight-hour workday is like 56 dog-hours. | 1.7711 | 0.01740 | 1944 | 845 | 699 | 400 |
37 | I'm not sure we have them all. Every time I try to count them I fall asleep. | 1.7692 | 0.01727 | 1898 | 819 | 703 | 376 |
38 | Half the flock is still grazing remotely. | 1.7672 | 0.01792 | 1804 | 781 | 662 | 361 |
39 | You're asleep again, aren't you? | 1.7669 | 0.01860 | 1639 | 700 | 621 | 318 |
40 | Don’t worry, we have herd immunity. | 1.7616 | 0.01988 | 1556 | 708 | 511 | 337 |
41 | Honestly, you’ve never thought “roasted, with a little mint jelly”? | 1.7590 | 0.01947 | 1577 | 707 | 543 | 327 |
42 | When they come out of the dryer they get clingy. | 1.7588 | 0.01939 | 1571 | 699 | 552 | 320 |
43 | Isn’t it ironic that we’re descended from wolves? | 1.7569 | 0.01956 | 1526 | 676 | 545 | 305 |
44 | I don't know how many we're supposed to have. I keep falling asleep every time I count them. | 1.7511 | 0.02038 | 1406 | 629 | 498 | 279 |
45 | Has Bo Peep paid the ransom yet? | 1.7507 | 0.02111 | 1388 | 645 | 444 | 299 |
46 | What ever you do, don't start counting. | 1.7500 | 0.01988 | 1396 | 603 | 539 | 254 |
47 | I seriously think we are adopted | 1.7498 | 0.02132 | 1367 | 638 | 433 | 296 |
48 | Trust me this is the only way to get a haircut during the Pandemic. | 1.7491 | 0.02162 | 1367 | 651 | 408 | 308 |
49 | I hate to be anal-retentive, but would you mind turning that one around? | 1.7487 | 0.02089 | 1389 | 639 | 460 | 290 |
50 | Hi, I’m here for the sleep study... | 1.7485 | 0.02107 | 1340 | 609 | 459 | 272 |
51 | Cattle are my career goal. | 1.7481 | 0.02080 | 1338 | 598 | 479 | 261 |
52 | If we let him follow her to school again we’ll both be fired | 1.7464 | 0.02139 | 1317 | 606 | 439 | 272 |
53 | It’s great that you got them all black masks, but they really still need to be six feet apart. | 1.7458 | 0.02094 | 1302 | 579 | 475 | 248 |
54 | Every once in a while I eat one and blame it on a wolf. | 1.7448 | 0.02197 | 1254 | 580 | 414 | 260 |
55 | Speak freely. We can always count on the silence of the lambs. | 1.7419 | 0.02272 | 1166 | 540 | 387 | 239 |
56 | When should we tell them they're adopted? | 1.7399 | 0.02320 | 1184 | 571 | 350 | 263 |
57 | I think I see the one who's going to be a problem. | 1.7370 | 0.02206 | 1137 | 503 | 430 | 204 |
58 | We’re missing one. I think she’s on the lamb. | 1.7355 | 0.02276 | 1153 | 537 | 384 | 232 |
59 | But what if the sheep are just like actually herding us, man? | 1.7346 | 0.02251 | 1119 | 505 | 406 | 208 |
60 | No idea. I tried counting them, but I kept falling asleep. | 1.7330 | 0.02342 | 1045 | 476 | 372 | 197 |
61 | Don’t you think “Defender of the Woolen Flock” sounds more impressive than “Sheep Dog”? | 1.7302 | 0.02334 | 1049 | 479 | 374 | 196 |
62 | Best part is the Spring, when they get naked and run around. | 1.7289 | 0.02438 | 1018 | 483 | 328 | 207 |
63 | Max... Max... aw, you counted them again didn't you? | 1.7250 | 0.02437 | 971 | 450 | 338 | 183 |
64 | All I'm saying is, we blame the wolf, collect the insurance, and retire to a farm upstate. It's fool-proof. | 1.7240 | 0.02865 | 721 | 340 | 240 | 141 |
65 | We just need to make it look like they need two dogs for eight sheep. | 1.7232 | 0.02460 | 961 | 449 | 329 | 183 |
66 | Just focus on keeping 'em together but whatever you do, DON'T count them! | 1.7197 | 0.02442 | 924 | 420 | 343 | 161 |
67 | You know, Carl, if we got ourselves a border collie our job would be a lot easier. | 1.7191 | 0.02496 | 915 | 425 | 322 | 168 |
68 | Wake up! I told you not to count them! | 1.7183 | 0.02548 | 884 | 413 | 307 | 164 |
69 | Let's start over...and try to stay awake this time. | 1.7153 | 0.02510 | 871 | 398 | 323 | 150 |
70 | Do you think it's time we told them we're not their real parents? | 1.7136 | 0.02579 | 852 | 398 | 300 | 154 |
71 | I’m starting to suspect we were adopted. | 1.7126 | 0.02704 | 835 | 409 | 257 | 169 |
72 | I think they figured out that we can't actually see them. | 1.7116 | 0.02558 | 846 | 391 | 308 | 147 |
73 | Well that was fun--do we scatter them now and do it again? | 1.7108 | 0.02705 | 809 | 390 | 263 | 156 |
74 | Immunity? We don't even have a herd. | 1.7100 | 0.02694 | 807 | 387 | 267 | 153 |
75 | Yes fine, I’m a sheepdog but I don’t want my work to define me. | 1.7095 | 0.02608 | 809 | 374 | 296 | 139 |
76 | Do you think THEY could tell US apart? | 1.7095 | 0.02627 | 802 | 372 | 291 | 139 |
77 | You count them this time. Last time I fell asleep. | 1.7094 | 0.02687 | 795 | 377 | 272 | 146 |
78 | Honestly, the job's pretty easy as long as you can stay awake. | 1.7094 | 0.02622 | 795 | 366 | 294 | 135 |
79 | I know it’s not PC to say but they really do look alike . | 1.7081 | 0.02667 | 781 | 364 | 281 | 136 |
80 | C’mon, you mean you never, EVER wondered what they taste like? | 1.7073 | 0.02668 | 772 | 358 | 282 | 132 |
81 | I see you grew out your bangs during quarantine. | 1.7071 | 0.02679 | 775 | 362 | 278 | 135 |
82 | You were right. We never needed Mary. | 1.7048 | 0.02760 | 769 | 372 | 252 | 145 |
83 | I'm not actually a sheepdog. This is just pandemic hair. | 1.7039 | 0.02788 | 760 | 370 | 245 | 145 |
84 | Honestly, we can tell them anything, and they will believe it. They watch Fox news. | 1.7024 | 0.02909 | 736 | 371 | 213 | 152 |
85 | There has got to be a better way to meet border collies. | 1.7019 | 0.02788 | 728 | 349 | 248 | 131 |
86 | Count too low and you've lost one, count too high and you're asleep. | 1.7016 | 0.02729 | 744 | 350 | 266 | 128 |
87 | You've been counting them again, haven't you? | 1.7016 | 0.02729 | 744 | 350 | 266 | 128 |
88 | I'm just saying think about it. We don't eat the sheep. We keep them from getting eaten. Then, what happens? They get eaten, anyway. So maybe we can cut a better deal. | 1.6997 | 0.02789 | 736 | 354 | 249 | 133 |
89 | We're in deep sheep. | 1.6997 | 0.02906 | 716 | 356 | 219 | 141 |
90 | Just pretend you're herding and follow them. They can see where they're going. | 1.6987 | 0.02820 | 707 | 337 | 246 | 124 |
91 | If you get nervous in front of them, imagine them with no wool on. | 1.6985 | 0.02836 | 713 | 344 | 240 | 129 |
92 | Truth be told, I ‘d rather be fetching a stick. | 1.6961 | 0.02824 | 668 | 310 | 251 | 107 |
93 | This is easy. You ever try herding cats? | 1.6960 | 0.02887 | 681 | 328 | 232 | 121 |
94 | Keep an eye on that one on the end, Fred. I'm pretty sure sheep don't come with zippers. | 1.6950 | 0.02937 | 682 | 336 | 218 | 128 |
95 | Do you ever feel like your job defines you? | 1.6917 | 0.02957 | 652 | 317 | 219 | 116 |
96 | Think we all look alike to them too? | 1.6910 | 0.02914 | 644 | 306 | 231 | 107 |
97 | Believe me, I'm no racist. They all just look alike to me. | 1.6905 | 0.02990 | 656 | 325 | 209 | 122 |
98 | You count them. Every time I try I fall asleep. | 1.6895 | 0.02892 | 641 | 302 | 236 | 103 |
99 | Ever wonder what we were called before Sheep were invented? | 1.6893 | 0.02927 | 634 | 301 | 229 | 104 |
100 | This needs to stay a secret... I brought mint jelly. | 1.6862 | 0.03124 | 615 | 311 | 186 | 118 |
101 | Count the legs and divide by four. | 1.6849 | 0.03106 | 603 | 300 | 193 | 110 |
102 | Did you know that a family of sheep is called a United States Congress? | 1.6833 | 0.03285 | 600 | 319 | 152 | 129 |
103 | You know, sometimes I don't really feel like a sheepdog. Sometimes I just feel like retrieving something. Is that so wrong? | 1.6820 | 0.03024 | 588 | 281 | 213 | 94 |
104 | First thing I’m gonna do after my shot is go get a haircut. | 1.6806 | 0.03026 | 576 | 273 | 214 | 89 |
105 | You’ll feel less sheepish after a trim. | 1.6783 | 0.03426 | 575 | 316 | 128 | 131 |
106 | Let's just estimate. | 1.6772 | 0.03037 | 567 | 269 | 212 | 86 |
107 | If they're the dim-witted followers, what are we doing in the back? | 1.6763 | 0.03243 | 553 | 279 | 174 | 100 |
108 | Do you think they have any idea that we can’t see a thing they’re doing? | 1.6757 | 0.03122 | 555 | 269 | 197 | 89 |
109 | I wonder why they named them after us. | 1.6743 | 0.03159 | 565 | 281 | 187 | 97 |
110 | Should we be staying six sheep apart right now? | 1.6741 | 0.03340 | 540 | 279 | 158 | 103 |
111 | This sure beats that herding cats gig. | 1.6735 | 0.03187 | 539 | 264 | 187 | 88 |
112 | It beats sniffing for drugs at a border checkpoint. | 1.6723 | 0.03065 | 537 | 252 | 209 | 76 |
113 | Sheepdog is what I do, it's not who I am. | 1.6704 | 0.03279 | 534 | 270 | 170 | 94 |
114 | They want to form a ewenion. | 1.6686 | 0.03252 | 522 | 259 | 177 | 86 |
115 | Is 8 out of 10 good for a first day?” | 1.6679 | 0.03183 | 527 | 257 | 188 | 82 |
116 | What do they count when they can't sleep? | 1.6654 | 0.03159 | 523 | 253 | 192 | 78 |
117 | It’s hard to admit, but sometimes I don’t really care what happens to them. | 1.6647 | 0.03401 | 501 | 257 | 155 | 89 |
118 | Sam, SAM! I told you not to count them. | 1.6606 | 0.03242 | 495 | 241 | 181 | 73 |
119 | You count them. I can't even see them. | 1.6604 | 0.03321 | 480 | 236 | 171 | 73 |
120 | Wanna hear something ironic? Since I took this job, I've had trouble sleeping. | 1.6604 | 0.03373 | 480 | 240 | 163 | 77 |
121 | No, no Frank that's the old way. We don't "herd" them to the "pen." We "process" them into a "temporary holding facility" while their "cases work their way through the system." I mean we're not monsters, Frank! | 1.6603 | 0.03580 | 471 | 249 | 133 | 89 |
122 | Like I told you, no matter how hard we may try, they have no concept of social distancing. | 1.6596 | 0.03445 | 470 | 238 | 154 | 78 |
123 | You awake? | 1.6589 | 0.03416 | 475 | 240 | 157 | 78 |
124 | Fred? You awake, Fred? | 1.6580 | 0.03426 | 462 | 231 | 158 | 73 |
125 | They're refusing to social distance until the wolves do. | 1.6549 | 0.03498 | 455 | 232 | 148 | 75 |
126 | I’ve always said this was my dream job | 1.6532 | 0.03409 | 444 | 218 | 162 | 64 |
127 | The challenge is to stay awake while keeping an accurate count. | 1.6519 | 0.03623 | 451 | 239 | 130 | 82 |
128 | I wish we'd never entered witness protection... | 1.6518 | 0.03446 | 471 | 242 | 151 | 78 |
129 | I told you we should have washed them on 'Cold'. | 1.6516 | 0.03626 | 442 | 232 | 132 | 78 |
130 | I manage them with Baa codes. | 1.6515 | 0.03703 | 439 | 235 | 122 | 82 |
131 | Try to blend in. | 1.6514 | 0.03414 | 436 | 213 | 162 | 61 |
132 | Look at it this way. It's better than herding cats. | 1.6499 | 0.03647 | 437 | 230 | 130 | 77 |
133 | You count them, I fell asleep last time" | 1.6495 | 0.03559 | 428 | 217 | 144 | 67 |
134 | It's all ewe ewe ewe and never me me me. | 1.6492 | 0.03480 | 459 | 236 | 148 | 75 |
135 | Doesn't this feel better than all of last year when we were herding on Zoom? | 1.6475 | 0.03651 | 417 | 215 | 134 | 68 |
136 | Rule #1: NO COUNTING. | 1.6469 | 0.03385 | 439 | 215 | 164 | 60 |
137 | ...and on a rainy day, take them indoors so they won't shrink. | 1.6465 | 0.03485 | 447 | 228 | 149 | 70 |
138 | I can count them in my sleep by now. | 1.6444 | 0.03539 | 450 | 235 | 140 | 75 |
139 | Do you think they have herd immunity? | 1.6436 | 0.03614 | 404 | 204 | 140 | 60 |
140 | You count. I'll keep you awake. | 1.6423 | 0.03665 | 397 | 202 | 135 | 60 |
141 | Some were rescued from fence-jumping for insomniacs. The rest were found wondering aimlessly after a MAGA rally. | 1.6402 | 0.03982 | 403 | 227 | 94 | 82 |
142 | psssst...want to hear my wolf impression? | 1.6392 | 0.03735 | 388 | 200 | 128 | 60 |
143 | Just estimate. | 1.6392 | 0.03645 | 388 | 195 | 138 | 55 |
144 | This is so much better than herding on Zoom. | 1.6378 | 0.03671 | 392 | 200 | 134 | 58 |
145 | I know we’re called sheep dogs, but you can’t let that define you, man. | 1.6371 | 0.03665 | 383 | 193 | 136 | 54 |
146 | The last dog fell asleep on the job | 1.6346 | 0.03582 | 405 | 206 | 141 | 58 |
147 | Ever notice how there seems to be a link between narcolepsy and taking inventory? | 1.6342 | 0.03691 | 380 | 193 | 133 | 54 |
148 | If you turn your head this way, you can see them. | 1.6340 | 0.03897 | 388 | 211 | 108 | 69 |
149 | It's a pretty easy job. Just remember: you must never EVER count them" | 1.6310 | 0.03705 | 393 | 205 | 128 | 60 |
150 | Seven or eight,I think...but I keep falling asleep at 3. | 1.6295 | 0.03655 | 359 | 177 | 138 | 44 |
151 | The aim of the game is to keep a head count without dozing off. | 1.6282 | 0.03568 | 390 | 196 | 143 | 51 |
152 | They're very manageable if you keep them uninformed | 1.6282 | 0.03958 | 355 | 189 | 109 | 57 |
153 | No, I don’t see it as an ethical dilemma. And you’ll bring the mint jelly, right? | 1.6275 | 0.03942 | 357 | 190 | 110 | 57 |
154 | So then I find out I'm allergic to wool... | 1.6270 | 0.03736 | 370 | 190 | 128 | 52 |
155 | I say we accept the wolves' offer, sell the wool, and retire | 1.6266 | 0.03821 | 383 | 205 | 116 | 62 |
156 | Nobody pulled the wool over your eyes. That's your fur. | 1.6250 | 0.04061 | 344 | 186 | 101 | 57 |
157 | When someone asks what I do for a living, I say I oversee the wool department for a textile company. | 1.6250 | 0.03956 | 344 | 181 | 111 | 52 |
158 | The key to staying alert is never counting them. | 1.6221 | 0.03958 | 344 | 182 | 110 | 52 |
159 | Don't worry, they're Trumpers. They'll follow you anywhere. | 1.6220 | 0.04226 | 336 | 188 | 87 | 61 |
160 | If they follow anyone, and we follow them, what does that make us? | 1.6213 | 0.04025 | 338 | 183 | 101 | 54 |
161 | I tried to do a headcount,but I dozed off! | 1.6212 | 0.03835 | 330 | 166 | 123 | 41 |
162 | I'm so glad we decided to adopt | 1.6195 | 0.04028 | 339 | 182 | 104 | 53 |
163 | I think we're in the wrong line. | 1.6189 | 0.04044 | 328 | 174 | 105 | 49 |
164 | Another meeting that could have been an email | 1.6186 | 0.03748 | 354 | 181 | 127 | 46 |
165 | And they think WE look alike! | 1.6186 | 0.03835 | 333 | 169 | 122 | 42 |
166 | I hear they all vote Republican. | 1.6182 | 0.04143 | 351 | 198 | 89 | 64 |
167 | I don't mean to insinuate anything Sharon but are you sure these are my kids? | 1.6176 | 0.04042 | 340 | 184 | 102 | 54 |
168 | The shepherd wants me to count them every night, but I just fall asleep. | 1.6173 | 0.04013 | 324 | 170 | 108 | 46 |
169 | Okay, if he asks what happened to the ninth one, we’ll just say ‘ate sheep’ and hopefully he’ll just be confused by his own ridiculous English language. | 1.6164 | 0.04263 | 318 | 176 | 88 | 54 |
170 | Thank God for herd mentality. | 1.6161 | 0.04095 | 323 | 173 | 101 | 49 |
171 | Yes. There is a similarity but thankfully no one has leg of dog for Easter dinner. | 1.6161 | 0.04071 | 323 | 172 | 103 | 48 |
172 | Let’s see if we can get herd immunity | 1.6135 | 0.04091 | 326 | 176 | 100 | 50 |
173 | I counted nine before I fell asleep. You? | 1.6134 | 0.03858 | 344 | 180 | 117 | 47 |
174 | See? Same vaccine, different side effects | 1.6131 | 0.04127 | 336 | 186 | 94 | 56 |
175 | You can’t see a darn thing, can you? | 1.6121 | 0.03737 | 348 | 178 | 127 | 43 |
176 | Gluing these sheep in place made our job so much easier. | 1.6117 | 0.04293 | 309 | 171 | 87 | 51 |
177 | If you think this is hard, try cats! | 1.6117 | 0.04244 | 309 | 169 | 91 | 49 |
178 | We've got them on flockdown | 1.6111 | 0.04327 | 306 | 170 | 85 | 51 |
179 | There could be trouble ahead. I heard them whispering about forming a ewenion | 1.6109 | 0.04176 | 329 | 183 | 91 | 55 |
180 | I stopped counting them when I got written up for sleeping on the job. | 1.6106 | 0.03970 | 339 | 182 | 107 | 50 |
181 | Our kids don't look anything like me. | 1.6106 | 0.04386 | 303 | 170 | 81 | 52 |
182 | The hard part is staying awake. | 1.6099 | 0.04077 | 323 | 174 | 101 | 48 |
183 | Literally, the minute the salon opens... | 1.6094 | 0.04107 | 320 | 173 | 99 | 48 |
184 | Adieu, adieu, to ewe and ewe and ewe. | 1.6087 | 0.04280 | 299 | 163 | 90 | 46 |
185 | A little suspicious how sheepish they all look, don’t you think? | 1.6086 | 0.03849 | 327 | 168 | 119 | 40 |
186 | I see a lot of ewe in them. | 1.6054 | 0.04231 | 294 | 158 | 94 | 42 |
187 | I know! I start counting and I just can’t keep my eyes open. | 1.6026 | 0.03941 | 312 | 162 | 112 | 38 |
188 | If we hang around with them,we will get herd immunity! | 1.6007 | 0.04246 | 293 | 159 | 92 | 42 |
189 | I’m just saying you’re more of a herder and I’m more of a supervisor. | 1.6007 | 0.04216 | 303 | 166 | 92 | 45 |
190 | Two of us for just these eight sheep seems excessive, but it's what the founding farmers intended. | 1.6000 | 0.04221 | 280 | 148 | 96 | 36 |
191 | They stand that way naturally; I just bark and take credit. | 1.6000 | 0.04370 | 280 | 153 | 86 | 41 |
192 | If you wanted us to blend in then we shouldve gotten perms | 1.5986 | 0.04264 | 294 | 161 | 90 | 43 |
193 | Have I told you lately that I love ewe? | 1.5979 | 0.04446 | 281 | 157 | 80 | 44 |
194 | I've been working from home so long I forgot what to do | 1.5974 | 0.04089 | 308 | 166 | 100 | 42 |
195 | Why don’t they just shed? It would be so much easier. | 1.5957 | 0.04320 | 282 | 154 | 88 | 40 |
196 | I demand a recount. | 1.5953 | 0.04264 | 299 | 166 | 88 | 45 |
197 | Let's get the flock out of here. | 1.5952 | 0.04267 | 294 | 162 | 89 | 43 |
198 | I keep trying to do a headcount, but everytime I get to 3, I'm fast asleep. | 1.5945 | 0.03970 | 328 | 178 | 105 | 45 |
199 | I'm a group therapy dog. What do you do? | 1.5938 | 0.04281 | 288 | 158 | 89 | 41 |
200 | It sure beats herding cats. | 1.5936 | 0.04397 | 283 | 158 | 82 | 43 |
201 | Are you closing your eyes or did you finish counting? | 1.5936 | 0.04102 | 283 | 148 | 102 | 33 |
202 | Watch what happens when I yell MOTHS! | 1.5930 | 0.04429 | 285 | 161 | 79 | 45 |
203 | WAKE UP !! I told you to never count them!!" | 1.5930 | 0.04345 | 285 | 158 | 85 | 42 |
204 | We're named after them. | 1.5918 | 0.04479 | 267 | 148 | 80 | 39 |
205 | I don’t see why it’s so hard to round up all the humans for their vaccinations... | 1.5912 | 0.04360 | 274 | 150 | 86 | 38 |
206 | I enjoy being around animals that smell worse wet than we do. | 1.5909 | 0.04614 | 264 | 150 | 72 | 42 |
207 | The challenge you see, is doing the job without falling asleep | 1.5908 | 0.04172 | 303 | 167 | 93 | 43 |
208 | Watch out! If that one escapes we lose herd immunity | 1.5892 | 0.04318 | 297 | 168 | 83 | 46 |
209 | Are you sure they're mine? | 1.5891 | 0.04380 | 275 | 152 | 84 | 39 |
210 | Do you ever just...wanna hug ‘em? | 1.5884 | 0.04356 | 277 | 153 | 85 | 39 |
211 | Makes you kind of proud that they named a whole other species after us sheepdogs. | 1.5878 | 0.04250 | 296 | 165 | 88 | 43 |
212 | This isn't what they mean by herd immunity. | 1.5874 | 0.04426 | 269 | 149 | 82 | 38 |
213 | They’ve been kinda lost since Election Day | 1.5848 | 0.04332 | 289 | 163 | 83 | 43 |
214 | This is just a side hustle. The real money is in herding cattle. | 1.5848 | 0.04219 | 289 | 159 | 91 | 39 |
215 | It's not that I'm unfulfilled, but I would like to try cats. | 1.5846 | 0.04643 | 260 | 149 | 70 | 41 |
216 | Just count the legs and divide by four. | 1.5842 | 0.04335 | 279 | 155 | 85 | 39 |
217 | This is just a stepping stone to my dream job - emotional support animal. | 1.5840 | 0.04618 | 250 | 140 | 74 | 36 |
218 | It's easier than herding cats but not as rewarding. | 1.5836 | 0.04207 | 305 | 172 | 88 | 45 |
219 | You can wake up now, it's my turn to count them. | 1.5830 | 0.04370 | 247 | 131 | 88 | 28 |
220 | Trust me, if we just queue here and blend in, we can get a haircut for free! | 1.5820 | 0.04073 | 323 | 182 | 94 | 47 |
221 | Cheer up, mate. You never see a bulldog live up to its name either. | 1.5820 | 0.04598 | 244 | 135 | 76 | 33 |
222 | Just be glad you're an essential worker. | 1.5818 | 0.04416 | 275 | 155 | 80 | 40 |
223 | Whatever happens, don’t start counting them! | 1.5814 | 0.04509 | 258 | 144 | 78 | 36 |
224 | What if they’re actually herding us? | 1.5809 | 0.04514 | 272 | 156 | 74 | 42 |
225 | Is this really the best the witness protection people could do? | 1.5788 | 0.04225 | 273 | 148 | 92 | 33 |
226 | There’s always one that doesn’t get it. | 1.5787 | 0.04700 | 254 | 147 | 67 | 40 |
227 | I hate family picture day. | 1.5783 | 0.04566 | 249 | 139 | 76 | 34 |
228 | I'll count them but then I'll need a nap. | 1.5778 | 0.04542 | 270 | 156 | 72 | 42 |
229 | Do you ever worry that eventually they’ll realize they outnumber us? | 1.5775 | 0.04376 | 258 | 141 | 85 | 32 |
230 | I dunno, just thought my life would be about more than following the herd. | 1.5774 | 0.04516 | 265 | 151 | 75 | 39 |
231 | I ordered eight of them, it said free sheeping... | 1.5769 | 0.04551 | 260 | 148 | 74 | 38 |
232 | Ever wonder if they're counting us? | 1.5761 | 0.04726 | 243 | 139 | 68 | 36 |
233 | ‘This is unfair typecasting... I wanted to be a police dog.’ | 1.5758 | 0.04433 | 231 | 122 | 85 | 24 |
234 | Blend in. | 1.5756 | 0.04218 | 271 | 147 | 92 | 32 |
235 | You count them this time. Last time when I woke up half of them were gone. | 1.5739 | 0.04857 | 230 | 132 | 64 | 34 |
236 | Frankly I've given up trying to figure it out. I just call them all Dolly | 1.5726 | 0.04497 | 241 | 132 | 80 | 29 |
237 | It’s always ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe. | 1.5714 | 0.04598 | 252 | 144 | 72 | 36 |
238 | Our breed says protect them, our species says they're dinner . . . decisions, decisions. | 1.5709 | 0.04563 | 247 | 139 | 75 | 33 |
239 | He bleats to a different drum. | 1.5697 | 0.04679 | 244 | 140 | 69 | 35 |
240 | I feel like I was born for this | 1.5697 | 0.04570 | 244 | 137 | 75 | 32 |
241 | Why do WE get named after THEM? | 1.5696 | 0.04933 | 237 | 141 | 57 | 39 |
242 | You know that, genetically, we’re much closer to wolves. | 1.5695 | 0.04813 | 223 | 126 | 67 | 30 |
243 | For me there will never be another Ewe.” | 1.5683 | 0.04749 | 227 | 128 | 69 | 30 |
244 | I don't mind being neighborly, but when is Bo Peep coming back? | 1.5668 | 0.04739 | 217 | 120 | 71 | 26 |
245 | Yeah, they're cute, but don't let them pull the wool over your eyes. | 1.5659 | 0.04585 | 258 | 150 | 70 | 38 |
246 | Here's lookin' at ewe, kid. | 1.5647 | 0.04752 | 232 | 133 | 67 | 32 |
247 | It’s stressful... but, at least I never have a problem falling asleep. | 1.5620 | 0.04677 | 242 | 140 | 68 | 34 |
248 | Shepards have a staff. I’m just looking for a personal assistant. | 1.5619 | 0.04861 | 210 | 118 | 66 | 26 |
249 | Any suggestions on how to get them to go to sleep? | 1.5618 | 0.04274 | 267 | 149 | 86 | 32 |
250 | It’s like they have herd immunity or something. | 1.5607 | 0.04928 | 214 | 123 | 62 | 29 |
251 | Let’s have some fun with them; you circle left and I’ll circle right. | 1.5602 | 0.04480 | 216 | 115 | 81 | 20 |
252 | Don't be silly. Wolves don't wear clothes." | 1.5579 | 0.04568 | 242 | 138 | 73 | 31 |
253 | Whaddya mean "don't make eye contact"? I can't see a damn thing... | 1.5556 | 0.04528 | 234 | 131 | 76 | 27 |
254 | Actually,I said I need some sleep. | 1.5556 | 0.04351 | 261 | 148 | 81 | 32 |
255 | I tried to count and make sure they were all there, but I kept falling asleep. | 1.5556 | 0.04418 | 261 | 150 | 77 | 34 |
256 | I'm not saying we SHOULD... I'm just saying I'd bet they'd be delicious. | 1.5537 | 0.04754 | 242 | 144 | 62 | 36 |
257 | Ever since taking this job I've been sleeping like a baby. | 1.5536 | 0.04847 | 224 | 131 | 62 | 31 |
258 | Our job is done. Looks like they now have herd immunity. | 1.5533 | 0.04615 | 244 | 142 | 69 | 33 |
259 | '' Just follow them, you'll gt the best hair cut ever. " | 1.5531 | 0.04690 | 226 | 129 | 69 | 28 |
260 | How do we know if we’ve lost one without falling asleep? | 1.5529 | 0.04566 | 255 | 150 | 69 | 36 |
261 | No. Not sleepy....You? | 1.5520 | 0.04412 | 221 | 119 | 82 | 20 |
262 | It's not what you know, it's what you herd. | 1.5514 | 0.04631 | 243 | 142 | 68 | 33 |
263 | We aren’t allowed to eat one. They achieved herd immunity. | 1.5504 | 0.04630 | 238 | 138 | 69 | 31 |
264 | So you're sure I'm the father ? | 1.5494 | 0.04492 | 253 | 147 | 73 | 33 |
265 | Please welcome your two senators, and your Congressional representatives. | 1.5487 | 0.05399 | 195 | 119 | 45 | 31 |
266 | I thought you said you could do this job with your eyes closed. | 1.5484 | 0.04567 | 217 | 120 | 75 | 22 |
267 | Probably tastes like chicken | 1.5484 | 0.04969 | 217 | 129 | 57 | 31 |
268 | And there's not an original thought amongst them. | 1.5482 | 0.05109 | 197 | 115 | 56 | 26 |
269 | Can you see anything? I can’t see anything. | 1.5479 | 0.04536 | 219 | 121 | 76 | 22 |
270 | What if we're the sheep and they're the ones who are free? | 1.5478 | 0.04507 | 230 | 129 | 76 | 25 |
271 | This is the definition of a tight-knit group. | 1.5477 | 0.05020 | 199 | 115 | 59 | 25 |
272 | Frankly, counting them is the only thing that keeps me awake. | 1.5470 | 0.04532 | 234 | 133 | 74 | 27 |
273 | It wouldn't be a bad gig if I weren't allergic to wool. | 1.5464 | 0.04850 | 194 | 108 | 66 | 20 |
274 | I'm still paying off my obedience school loans. | 1.5463 | 0.04910 | 205 | 118 | 62 | 25 |
275 | I feel like I was born to do this. | 1.5462 | 0.04515 | 238 | 136 | 74 | 28 |
276 | We're basically Fox News. | 1.5455 | 0.04934 | 242 | 151 | 50 | 41 |
277 | My right brain is telling me to say "Woof", but my left brain is going "Baaa". | 1.5455 | 0.05153 | 187 | 108 | 56 | 23 |
278 | I have a confession: I can’t count. | 1.5446 | 0.04763 | 202 | 113 | 68 | 21 |
279 | If you don't see the dog...you're the dog. | 1.5442 | 0.05173 | 226 | 143 | 43 | 40 |
280 | Of course you don’t know how many there are supposed to be ... you get to three and fall asleep! | 1.5442 | 0.04693 | 215 | 122 | 69 | 24 |
281 | If you can't get that joker in front of you to turn around, we'll never get this photo taken. | 1.5439 | 0.04768 | 239 | 144 | 60 | 35 |
282 | I think they liked it better when we worked from home | 1.5431 | 0.05310 | 197 | 120 | 47 | 30 |
283 | Ted,did you finish counting the sheep? Ted? | 1.5426 | 0.05244 | 188 | 111 | 52 | 25 |
284 | All I'm saying is, working from home had its perks. | 1.5407 | 0.04548 | 209 | 115 | 75 | 19 |
285 | You count them. I keep falling asleep. | 1.5403 | 0.05037 | 211 | 127 | 54 | 30 |
286 | if I call you Mary I think they'll be sure to go" | 1.5403 | 0.04854 | 211 | 123 | 62 | 26 |
287 | It's going to be hard to enforce social distancing. | 1.5392 | 0.04832 | 204 | 117 | 64 | 23 |
288 | I'm so glad we reached herd immunity. | 1.5388 | 0.04938 | 219 | 132 | 56 | 31 |
289 | I'm really more of a goat dog. | 1.5385 | 0.04454 | 234 | 133 | 76 | 25 |
290 | Nigel? Nigel?! I don't know how many times I have to tell you this - never count the sheep! | 1.5385 | 0.04776 | 221 | 130 | 63 | 28 |
291 | I put 'Sheep Whisperer' on my LinkedIn. | 1.5381 | 0.04872 | 210 | 123 | 61 | 26 |
292 | Watch out for that one - he may be a free thinker. | 1.5381 | 0.05037 | 197 | 118 | 53 | 26 |
293 | We may be big shots but, at the end of the day, we are all just......fluffy. | 1.5380 | 0.05104 | 184 | 106 | 57 | 21 |
294 | Did you really just say your hard of herding? | 1.5373 | 0.05182 | 201 | 122 | 50 | 29 |
295 | Whenever one of them says, "Baaa," I'll say, 'Yeah, I HERD you,' and I laugh! Anyway, you must be the new guy! Hi, I'm Dennis! | 1.5369 | 0.04999 | 203 | 120 | 57 | 26 |
296 | The work's difficult, keeping track and all, but we'll sleep well. | 1.5368 | 0.04929 | 190 | 108 | 62 | 20 |
297 | I just don’t understand they get to have haircuts all the time when we can’t even so much as get our bangs trimmed. | 1.5361 | 0.05070 | 194 | 114 | 56 | 24 |
298 | This job would be a lot easier without the bangs. | 1.5359 | 0.05343 | 181 | 108 | 49 | 24 |
299 | I really missed this. Teleworking just wasn't the same. | 1.5359 | 0.04891 | 209 | 123 | 60 | 26 |
300 | The conspiracists are saying they're all wolves. | 1.5333 | 0.04756 | 225 | 134 | 62 | 29 |
301 | They’re called sheep, but they don’t look anything like us. | 1.5327 | 0.04941 | 214 | 129 | 56 | 29 |
302 | Don't worry. They've got herd immunity. | 1.5312 | 0.04949 | 192 | 111 | 60 | 21 |
303 | Did you ever stop to think that maybe they're herding us? | 1.5311 | 0.05195 | 177 | 103 | 54 | 20 |
304 | Should we play zone or man to man? | 1.5309 | 0.05019 | 194 | 114 | 57 | 23 |
305 | Do you think we are covered under herd immunity? | 1.5305 | 0.05048 | 213 | 131 | 51 | 31 |
306 | Covid hair" is a great equalizer | 1.5301 | 0.05186 | 183 | 108 | 53 | 22 |
307 | Wake up, Fred. You were counting again. | 1.5297 | 0.04611 | 202 | 113 | 71 | 18 |
308 | I'm starting to suspect I'm not the father. | 1.5294 | 0.05431 | 187 | 116 | 43 | 28 |
309 | It'd be a lot easier for everybody if we could pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.5288 | 0.04742 | 191 | 107 | 67 | 17 |
310 | The interview is just a formality. You were born for this. | 1.5285 | 0.05092 | 193 | 115 | 54 | 24 |
311 | It’s like I told Cheryl in HR, it’s not racist that I can’t tell them apart. | 1.5282 | 0.05053 | 195 | 116 | 55 | 24 |
312 | I’m transitioning from he/him to she/sheep. | 1.5279 | 0.05167 | 197 | 120 | 50 | 27 |
313 | Do you find it hard to stay awake? | 1.5278 | 0.05252 | 180 | 107 | 51 | 22 |
314 | Deep down inside, I really hate sheep. | 1.5274 | 0.05040 | 201 | 121 | 54 | 26 |
315 | If we're sheepdogs, why aren't they dogsheep? | 1.5271 | 0.04854 | 203 | 119 | 61 | 23 |
316 | I think we got the wrong sperm donor. | 1.5269 | 0.05347 | 186 | 114 | 46 | 26 |
317 | It's good to be back. The sheep smell just can't be replicated over Zoom. | 1.5266 | 0.05758 | 169 | 106 | 37 | 26 |
318 | Really, their bleat is worse than their bite. | 1.5266 | 0.04855 | 188 | 107 | 63 | 18 |
319 | Well, it beats herding cats. | 1.5266 | 0.04913 | 188 | 108 | 61 | 19 |
320 | I have no idea how many. I always doze off. | 1.5263 | 0.05123 | 209 | 130 | 48 | 31 |
321 | I couldn’t sleep. | 1.5263 | 0.04894 | 209 | 125 | 58 | 26 |
322 | To be honest, I don't think I'm the the real father of our children. | 1.5260 | 0.05271 | 192 | 118 | 47 | 27 |
323 | Is this the line for herd immunity? | 1.5253 | 0.05148 | 198 | 121 | 50 | 27 |
324 | Wake Up! And for the last time, quit counting them! | 1.5240 | 0.04768 | 208 | 122 | 63 | 23 |
325 | Stop me if you've herded this one before. | 1.5234 | 0.04854 | 214 | 129 | 58 | 27 |
326 | We have an understanding - I run up and down and they make it look like that’s why they stick together | 1.5230 | 0.05327 | 174 | 104 | 49 | 21 |
327 | If you think our kids look funny, you should hear them speak! | 1.5217 | 0.05509 | 161 | 96 | 46 | 19 |
328 | If Bo Peep doesn’t come back, let’s sell ‘em on eBay. | 1.5211 | 0.05469 | 190 | 121 | 39 | 30 |
329 | Hey ewe. Face front. | 1.5204 | 0.04823 | 196 | 114 | 62 | 20 |
330 | Let's ask who does their hair. | 1.5198 | 0.05260 | 177 | 106 | 50 | 21 |
331 | He's looking for Number 9. Where's Number 9, Hal. | 1.5196 | 0.05094 | 179 | 105 | 55 | 19 |
332 | Have you ever thought about being one of those dogs that just get to sit around, get belly massages and chase frisbees? | 1.5190 | 0.04878 | 210 | 127 | 57 | 26 |
333 | Stop counting! Stay awake! | 1.5174 | 0.04892 | 201 | 120 | 58 | 23 |
334 | Q said the wolves aren’t even real. | 1.5170 | 0.05158 | 176 | 104 | 53 | 19 |
335 | You need to stop bringing your work home with you, honey. | 1.5170 | 0.05221 | 176 | 105 | 51 | 20 |
336 | Does this still spark joy, Walter? | 1.5169 | 0.05533 | 178 | 112 | 40 | 26 |
337 | You know we can all hear you snoring under there. | 1.5167 | 0.04655 | 209 | 122 | 66 | 21 |
338 | Invitro was your idea!!! | 1.5167 | 0.05371 | 180 | 111 | 45 | 24 |
339 | Wake up, we’re supposed to herd the sheep not count them! | 1.5163 | 0.05282 | 184 | 113 | 47 | 24 |
340 | Yeah, other than the one who walks backwards, I can't spot the differences either | 1.5161 | 0.05012 | 186 | 110 | 56 | 20 |
341 | Doesn't matter if one of them is really a wolf. The previous president pardoned him in advance. | 1.5160 | 0.05516 | 188 | 121 | 37 | 30 |
342 | Now what? | 1.5158 | 0.04739 | 221 | 134 | 60 | 27 |
343 | You’re a sheepdog; not a sheep, dog. | 1.5157 | 0.05490 | 159 | 95 | 46 | 18 |
344 | Do we have herd immunity? | 1.5155 | 0.04805 | 194 | 113 | 62 | 19 |
345 | I estimate we'll get 8 sweaters and 10 pairs of socks. | 1.5135 | 0.05148 | 185 | 112 | 51 | 22 |
346 | I experimented with participatory democracy and libertarian non-interventionism, but I’ve settled on benevolent dictatorship. | 1.5128 | 0.05568 | 156 | 94 | 44 | 18 |
347 | Now that we've herded them, do they have immunity? | 1.5127 | 0.04860 | 197 | 117 | 59 | 21 |
348 | They may all look alike but they are all individuals with their own hopes and dreams. | 1.5127 | 0.05368 | 158 | 93 | 49 | 16 |
349 | Once this lawn mowing business takes off, we will be able to buy our own treats. | 1.5126 | 0.05081 | 199 | 123 | 50 | 26 |
350 | Same sheep, different day. | 1.5124 | 0.04841 | 201 | 120 | 59 | 22 |
351 | Of course you're their father. | 1.5123 | 0.04956 | 203 | 124 | 54 | 25 |
352 | Pro sheep dog tip: don’t count them too many times or you might fall asleep on the job. | 1.5112 | 0.05299 | 178 | 109 | 47 | 22 |
353 | So much better than cats. | 1.5108 | 0.04955 | 186 | 110 | 57 | 19 |
354 | You ever think your life is just one continuous mattress commercial? | 1.5104 | 0.04953 | 192 | 115 | 56 | 21 |
355 | Do you ever regret specializing? | 1.5095 | 0.04832 | 210 | 128 | 57 | 25 |
356 | The key to good herding is to sow distrust among the sheep. | 1.5089 | 0.05575 | 169 | 106 | 40 | 23 |
357 | What if one is a wolf? | 1.5088 | 0.04791 | 171 | 96 | 63 | 12 |
358 | And yes, with the union there’d be a vision benefit. | 1.5079 | 0.05177 | 189 | 117 | 48 | 24 |
359 | Annual inventory always puts me to sleep. | 1.5078 | 0.04935 | 193 | 116 | 56 | 21 |
360 | Do you ever wonder who’s herding us? | 1.5063 | 0.05293 | 158 | 93 | 50 | 15 |
361 | At least they aren't as weird as cats. | 1.5060 | 0.05536 | 168 | 105 | 41 | 22 |
362 | What are we doing here if everywhere she goes, they're sure to go? | 1.5058 | 0.05439 | 172 | 107 | 43 | 22 |
363 | ...And that’s how sheepadoodles are made! | 1.5057 | 0.05698 | 176 | 115 | 33 | 28 |
364 | Eight? Really? I had no idea. By the time I get to 5 I'm always out like a light. | 1.5056 | 0.05117 | 178 | 107 | 52 | 19 |
365 | Of course I know what our job is here, but I'm just saying, only saying.....lamb chops? | 1.5054 | 0.05504 | 184 | 119 | 37 | 28 |
366 | I know I'm supposed to keep a total of how many are here, but I just keep falling asleep! | 1.5051 | 0.04736 | 198 | 117 | 62 | 19 |
367 | I count eight, but we're supposed to round them up, so ten. | 1.5034 | 0.05963 | 145 | 91 | 35 | 19 |
368 | I hear we are going to have to wear cameras. | 1.5034 | 0.05522 | 149 | 89 | 45 | 15 |
369 | Apparently, we’re essential. | 1.5033 | 0.05174 | 153 | 88 | 53 | 12 |
370 | This quarantine hair is out of control. We are starting to look like them! | 1.5031 | 0.05441 | 161 | 98 | 45 | 18 |
371 | I have found the tastiest artisanal mint sauce. | 1.5030 | 0.05447 | 169 | 105 | 43 | 21 |
372 | They say dogs start to look like their sheep. | 1.5029 | 0.05053 | 175 | 104 | 54 | 17 |
373 | Remember - whatever you do, just don’t bark ... it’s a dead giveaway | 1.5028 | 0.04994 | 181 | 108 | 55 | 18 |
374 | Say what you will about GMO, but I like being a gigantic talking sheep dog. | 1.5000 | 0.05071 | 186 | 114 | 51 | 21 |
375 | I tell ya, this could all be done on Zoom; it's like we learned nothing. | 1.5000 | 0.04733 | 176 | 103 | 59 | 14 |
376 | I think we have enough to make a pyramid. | 1.5000 | 0.05248 | 172 | 105 | 48 | 19 |
377 | Explain this herd mentality to me again? | 1.5000 | 0.05312 | 172 | 106 | 46 | 20 |
378 | Your shift is up. I guess it's just ewe and me. | 1.5000 | 0.05455 | 166 | 103 | 43 | 20 |
379 | They say its not a true wool allergy, it's the lanolin. | 1.5000 | 0.05281 | 152 | 89 | 50 | 13 |
380 | Do you think we always looked like them or evolved over time? | 1.5000 | 0.05852 | 146 | 91 | 37 | 18 |
381 | Relax, Murphy. My agent says it’s some sort of mattress commercial. We’ve got this. | 1.5000 | 0.05496 | 150 | 90 | 45 | 15 |
382 | I got Pfizer | 1.5000 | 0.05508 | 148 | 91 | 41 | 16 |
383 | I think our role in this whole herd immunity thing has been overlooked. | 1.4972 | 0.05157 | 179 | 110 | 49 | 20 |
384 | Does this mean we’ve achieved herd immunity? | 1.4971 | 0.05225 | 173 | 106 | 48 | 19 |
385 | Watch yourself when we get to the shearing shed! | 1.4971 | 0.05335 | 171 | 106 | 45 | 20 |
386 | Really Gary, sleeping again? How many times do I have to tell you to stop counting them? | 1.4971 | 0.05003 | 171 | 101 | 55 | 15 |
387 | They all look alike to me. | 1.4969 | 0.05249 | 163 | 98 | 49 | 16 |
388 | You know they can still see you, right? | 1.4969 | 0.05222 | 161 | 96 | 50 | 15 |
389 | You're counting them again, aren't you. | 1.4964 | 0.05719 | 139 | 84 | 41 | 14 |
390 | How come they got the good hair? | 1.4946 | 0.05170 | 184 | 115 | 47 | 22 |
391 | To herd the sheep, first you must become the sheep. | 1.4936 | 0.05716 | 156 | 99 | 37 | 20 |
392 | I don't know why you're upset. You're the one who suggested we Velcro them together. | 1.4935 | 0.05623 | 154 | 96 | 40 | 18 |
393 | So I said, "No. Eight sheep, not ate sheep." | 1.4935 | 0.05917 | 154 | 100 | 32 | 22 |
394 | It's not so much the sheep I'm worried about...we need to keep an eye on the shepherd. He's been known to fleece his workers." | 1.4930 | 0.06140 | 142 | 92 | 30 | 20 |
395 | Actually, I find being a front-line worker emotionally fulfilling. | 1.4925 | 0.06062 | 134 | 84 | 34 | 16 |
396 | You're herding in your sleep again. | 1.4915 | 0.05075 | 177 | 108 | 51 | 18 |
397 | We need to find the others, or I'll never get to sleep. | 1.4909 | 0.05273 | 165 | 101 | 47 | 17 |
398 | When do you think the boss will finally realize we cant see the sheep through these stupid haircuts? | 1.4908 | 0.05102 | 163 | 97 | 52 | 14 |
399 | I don't need to see 'em. I can smell 'em. | 1.4907 | 0.05440 | 161 | 100 | 43 | 18 |
400 | I keep falling asleep trying to take inventory. | 1.4904 | 0.05616 | 157 | 99 | 39 | 19 |
401 | It only seems fair - we should call them dogsheep. | 1.4903 | 0.05670 | 155 | 98 | 38 | 19 |
402 | If you sing “Herd it through the grapevine” one more time, I’m leaving | 1.4897 | 0.05232 | 194 | 126 | 41 | 27 |
403 | Whatever you do, do not try and count them | 1.4895 | 0.04763 | 190 | 114 | 59 | 17 |
404 | No matter how much rest I get, I'm always sleepy on this job. | 1.4884 | 0.05049 | 172 | 104 | 52 | 16 |
405 | Next time the shepherd comes with the shears, I’m going to ask him to trim your bangs. | 1.4882 | 0.05226 | 170 | 105 | 47 | 18 |
406 | Herd immunity is a fine concept. But personally, I think we should get vaccinated ourselves. | 1.4870 | 0.06058 | 154 | 103 | 27 | 24 |
407 | It’s good to be back—just wasn't the same on Zoom. | 1.4865 | 0.05712 | 148 | 93 | 38 | 17 |
408 | Breathe easy, Joe. The paternity test came back negative. | 1.4857 | 0.05505 | 140 | 84 | 44 | 12 |
409 | The other two? They're on the lam | 1.4855 | 0.06105 | 138 | 89 | 31 | 18 |
410 | Wait- you can't see anything either? | 1.4848 | 0.05342 | 165 | 103 | 44 | 18 |
411 | Dammit Scooter, stop counting them! You've gotta stop falling asleep on the job! | 1.4848 | 0.05166 | 165 | 103 | 45 | 17 |
412 | So, what drew you to this field? | 1.4845 | 0.05221 | 161 | 98 | 48 | 15 |
413 | Now we are supposed to keep them 6 feet apart. | 1.4843 | 0.05490 | 159 | 100 | 41 | 18 |
414 | So, you can't sleep either? | 1.4841 | 0.05392 | 157 | 97 | 44 | 16 |
415 | This job is so much easier since I went vegetarian. | 1.4837 | 0.05336 | 153 | 93 | 46 | 14 |
416 | Don't be the herder. Be the influencer. | 1.4834 | 0.05548 | 151 | 94 | 41 | 16 |
417 | Let's pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.4832 | 0.05762 | 149 | 95 | 36 | 18 |
418 | Any plans after work? A few of us are getting together a game of fetch if you want to join? | 1.4830 | 0.05658 | 147 | 92 | 39 | 16 |
419 | Tell me it's not all about ewe, ewe, ewe. | 1.4830 | 0.05158 | 176 | 110 | 47 | 19 |
420 | No I said ‘get the flock out a here’ | 1.4830 | 0.05158 | 176 | 110 | 47 | 19 |
421 | I actually prefer cotton. | 1.4826 | 0.05181 | 172 | 107 | 47 | 18 |
422 | Herd immunity is overrated | 1.4818 | 0.05394 | 137 | 81 | 46 | 10 |
423 | What do you think would happen right now if i cried ‘woof’? | 1.4815 | 0.05343 | 162 | 101 | 44 | 17 |
424 | When they get sheared, I’m going to get my bangs cut. | 1.4810 | 0.05367 | 158 | 98 | 44 | 16 |
425 | Thank goodness we don’t have to do this by zoom anymore | 1.4803 | 0.05360 | 152 | 93 | 45 | 14 |
426 | Know the 3 biggest lies in Wyoming? My pickup truck is paid for I won that belt buckle at a rodeo I was just helping that sheep over the fence | 1.4798 | 0.05158 | 173 | 108 | 47 | 18 |
427 | They don't have to do everything we say, but I would like a little respect. | 1.4789 | 0.05448 | 142 | 86 | 44 | 12 |
428 | It's liberating to be allowed back in the office | 1.4783 | 0.05928 | 138 | 88 | 34 | 16 |
429 | Are they all still here? I can't see the sheep half the time. | 1.4779 | 0.05163 | 136 | 81 | 46 | 9 |
430 | So, what percent doodle do you think these ones are? | 1.4779 | 0.05808 | 136 | 85 | 37 | 14 |
431 | Let's tell them "the Lord is thy shepherd" and take off | 1.4777 | 0.05757 | 157 | 103 | 33 | 21 |
432 | Their pronouns are ewe. | 1.4773 | 0.05220 | 176 | 112 | 44 | 20 |
433 | I’d love to say we’ve reached herd community. | 1.4771 | 0.05334 | 153 | 94 | 45 | 14 |
434 | Or, we could let them run free while we go for a pint. | 1.4766 | 0.06072 | 128 | 81 | 33 | 14 |
435 | I’m thinking of getting a perm. | 1.4765 | 0.05992 | 149 | 99 | 29 | 21 |
436 | I don’t care what anyone says, sheepdog is what I do, not what I am. | 1.4759 | 0.05629 | 145 | 91 | 39 | 15 |
437 | I thought we had 9 sheep." "You counted me again. | 1.4753 | 0.05195 | 162 | 100 | 47 | 15 |
438 | They'll never find us here. | 1.4744 | 0.05415 | 156 | 98 | 42 | 16 |
439 | And I was like, “don’t be so baa, baa, baa.” And he was like, “then don’t be so sheepish”. And I was like, “you can’t pull the wool over my eyes!” | 1.4744 | 0.04977 | 156 | 100 | 41 | 15 |
440 | Maybe you should consider Ambien. | 1.4741 | 0.06025 | 135 | 87 | 32 | 16 |
441 | Remember, if anyone comes looking for us just act sheepish. | 1.4733 | 0.05768 | 131 | 81 | 38 | 12 |
442 | Nah, a lambadoodle would probably just baark all day. | 1.4724 | 0.05316 | 163 | 103 | 43 | 17 |
443 | I can’t wait until the hair salons open up again | 1.4717 | 0.05188 | 159 | 98 | 47 | 14 |
444 | If Kenny doesn’t turn around and face the same way as the others, then a certain wolf is gonna get lucky tonight. | 1.4715 | 0.06252 | 123 | 79 | 30 | 14 |
445 | Go lick your butt. I've got this. | 1.4714 | 0.06120 | 140 | 93 | 28 | 19 |
446 | There's got to be more than this. | 1.4711 | 0.05993 | 121 | 75 | 35 | 11 |
447 | They’re putting me to sleep. | 1.4711 | 0.06107 | 121 | 76 | 33 | 12 |
448 | If I had my druthers, we'd be rescuing women and drinking brandy at the ski lodge right now! | 1.4710 | 0.05516 | 155 | 99 | 39 | 17 |
449 | They never expect dog's clothing | 1.4710 | 0.05439 | 155 | 98 | 41 | 16 |
450 | The females are crossword celebrities. | 1.4701 | 0.05772 | 134 | 84 | 37 | 13 |
451 | The sheer excitement is almost unbearable. | 1.4699 | 0.04826 | 183 | 113 | 54 | 16 |
452 | We should have herd immunity as long as we blend in. | 1.4698 | 0.05517 | 149 | 94 | 40 | 15 |
453 | We’re spending too much time with them—we’re starting to look like them. | 1.4697 | 0.05317 | 132 | 78 | 46 | 8 |
454 | You ever get drowsy counting these guys? | 1.4694 | 0.05654 | 147 | 94 | 37 | 16 |
455 | The hardest part of the job is trying not to fall asleep | 1.4694 | 0.05314 | 147 | 90 | 45 | 12 |
456 | Write it down: haircuts and masks | 1.4689 | 0.05133 | 177 | 113 | 45 | 19 |
457 | You should try doing this with cats. | 1.4688 | 0.06069 | 128 | 82 | 32 | 14 |
458 | Be very quiet. If you need to say anything, it’s “woof”, not “wolf”. | 1.4688 | 0.05602 | 160 | 105 | 35 | 20 |
459 | I think the wolf is the one facing backwards. | 1.4685 | 0.05855 | 143 | 93 | 33 | 17 |
460 | It's easier to stay awake if you don't count them. | 1.4683 | 0.06140 | 126 | 81 | 31 | 14 |
461 | The work is good, but this isn't where I saw myself at 2. | 1.4681 | 0.05472 | 141 | 87 | 42 | 12 |
462 | You’re getting sleepy. Ver-ry sleee-py. | 1.4678 | 0.05330 | 171 | 111 | 40 | 20 |
463 | Why do you keep falling asleep? | 1.4678 | 0.05265 | 171 | 110 | 42 | 19 |
464 | I've counted them five times and I'm still not sleepy. | 1.4675 | 0.05464 | 154 | 98 | 40 | 16 |
465 | Instead of barking, try saying "WHO's a good sheep?" | 1.4672 | 0.05680 | 137 | 86 | 38 | 13 |
466 | Herd immunity from what? | 1.4667 | 0.05489 | 150 | 95 | 40 | 15 |
467 | I counted seven sheep, but when I rounded them up there were eight! | 1.4667 | 0.05267 | 165 | 105 | 43 | 17 |
468 | Well, we got our dream job; now what? | 1.4658 | 0.05215 | 161 | 101 | 45 | 15 |
469 | Yes, we just do what we are told to do. But we are not sheep. You think too much. | 1.4653 | 0.05479 | 144 | 90 | 41 | 13 |
470 | I think they are our second cousins, once removed. | 1.4653 | 0.05479 | 144 | 90 | 41 | 13 |
471 | You got fleeced. No offense. | 1.4645 | 0.05119 | 155 | 95 | 48 | 12 |
472 | I think we must be adopted | 1.4645 | 0.05126 | 183 | 119 | 43 | 21 |
473 | I got fired from cable news so this job didn’t require retraining. | 1.4638 | 0.05923 | 138 | 90 | 32 | 16 |
474 | For the last time ... you're not a 'doodle' anything. You're just a sheepdog. | 1.4636 | 0.05541 | 151 | 97 | 38 | 16 |
475 | They say we all look alike. | 1.4636 | 0.05297 | 151 | 94 | 44 | 13 |
476 | It really makes the time fly by — try it! Lamb chops, leg of lamb, rack of lamb, lamb stew, lamb curry... | 1.4636 | 0.05297 | 151 | 94 | 44 | 13 |
477 | Uttonmay orfay innerday? | 1.4636 | 0.05541 | 151 | 97 | 38 | 16 |
478 | What did Google say to do if they suddenly make a ewe-turn? | 1.4632 | 0.05708 | 136 | 86 | 37 | 13 |
479 | I know you're growing out your bangs, but sight is an essential component of our work. | 1.4631 | 0.05347 | 149 | 93 | 43 | 13 |
480 | I am here for some Sheep thrills | 1.4627 | 0.05671 | 134 | 84 | 38 | 12 |
481 | Pullover or cardigan? | 1.4626 | 0.05568 | 147 | 94 | 38 | 15 |
482 | Go tell Bo Peep we’ve gathered the usual suspects | 1.4625 | 0.05385 | 160 | 103 | 40 | 17 |
483 | See, just get them through a tumble-dry and they become manageable | 1.4621 | 0.05630 | 132 | 82 | 39 | 11 |
484 | You’ll have to watch them I’m allergic to wool. | 1.4621 | 0.05362 | 145 | 90 | 43 | 12 |
485 | Don't count them. We have a long day ahead of us. | 1.4620 | 0.04970 | 158 | 96 | 51 | 11 |
486 | I'm bored, wanna hide the sheep from Bo again? | 1.4615 | 0.06095 | 130 | 85 | 30 | 15 |
487 | Don’t look now, but the one facing the other way is only 12.5% of the group, but will cause 87.5% of the trouble. | 1.4609 | 0.05699 | 115 | 69 | 39 | 7 |
488 | Somehow I expected more from the witness protection program. | 1.4604 | 0.05710 | 139 | 89 | 36 | 14 |
489 | One out of eight is sheepish. | 1.4602 | 0.06290 | 113 | 72 | 30 | 11 |
490 | Forget cashmere, we're a blended family. | 1.4601 | 0.05240 | 163 | 104 | 43 | 16 |
491 | If you say one more time that you're feeling sheepish... | 1.4600 | 0.05235 | 150 | 93 | 45 | 12 |
492 | Which one is the wolf? | 1.4598 | 0.04999 | 174 | 110 | 48 | 16 |
493 | ...and they're great for cleaning your mini-blinds. | 1.4593 | 0.05926 | 135 | 88 | 32 | 15 |
494 | You may not have noticed, but there's one to your right that is about to bolt. | 1.4589 | 0.05509 | 146 | 93 | 39 | 14 |
495 | The job’s not hard, but the accounting is a snooze | 1.4583 | 0.06138 | 120 | 77 | 31 | 12 |
496 | What if they are actually wolves? | 1.4576 | 0.06442 | 118 | 78 | 26 | 14 |
497 | The trick is to count them without falling asleep. | 1.4574 | 0.05613 | 129 | 80 | 39 | 10 |
498 | At least WE have herd immunity | 1.4570 | 0.05119 | 186 | 123 | 41 | 22 |
499 | OK, genius, what do YOU think going on the lam means? | 1.4567 | 0.06300 | 127 | 85 | 26 | 16 |
500 | I wanted to be an accountant. | 1.4567 | 0.05890 | 127 | 81 | 34 | 12 |
501 | I told you, a wolf in dog's clothing is less suspicious. | 1.4565 | 0.05454 | 138 | 86 | 41 | 11 |
502 | Fluffy. What's yours? | 1.4561 | 0.04851 | 171 | 106 | 52 | 13 |
503 | Sure I like lamb chops, why do you ask? | 1.4558 | 0.05219 | 147 | 91 | 45 | 11 |
504 | Wow, and I thought you had a bad haircut. | 1.4552 | 0.05567 | 134 | 84 | 39 | 11 |
505 | I’m not joking - there are dogs that never work a single day in their lives! | 1.4552 | 0.05620 | 145 | 94 | 36 | 15 |
506 | So ... Is protecting them all we're allowed to do here | 1.4551 | 0.05252 | 156 | 99 | 43 | 14 |
507 | I don’t think they herd us. | 1.4551 | 0.04931 | 167 | 104 | 50 | 13 |
508 | Just make sure you don't count them when you're on the night shift. | 1.4545 | 0.04973 | 165 | 103 | 49 | 13 |
509 | You know all dogs are descendants of wolves. Just saying. | 1.4545 | 0.05828 | 132 | 85 | 34 | 13 |
510 | We had herd immunity until these guys arrived! | 1.4545 | 0.06320 | 121 | 80 | 27 | 14 |
511 | How about chicken tonight? | 1.4545 | 0.05522 | 132 | 82 | 40 | 10 |
512 | I think I'm developing herd immunity. | 1.4534 | 0.05707 | 161 | 110 | 29 | 22 |
513 | Is this the line for a hair cut? | 1.4533 | 0.04969 | 150 | 91 | 50 | 9 |
514 | I heard there's an app for this now | 1.4527 | 0.05367 | 148 | 94 | 41 | 13 |
515 | His baa is worse than his bite. | 1.4526 | 0.05479 | 137 | 86 | 40 | 11 |
516 | We should find out where they got their coats. | 1.4526 | 0.05479 | 137 | 86 | 40 | 11 |
517 | It's time to get the flock outta here! | 1.4519 | 0.06014 | 135 | 90 | 29 | 16 |
518 | Ever since I started this job I sleep like a baby. | 1.4519 | 0.05332 | 135 | 83 | 43 | 9 |
519 | Not seeing much resemblance. Not seeing much to begin with. | 1.4516 | 0.05766 | 124 | 78 | 36 | 10 |
520 | First rule for trainees, “Don’t start counting ‘em.” | 1.4512 | 0.05283 | 164 | 107 | 40 | 17 |
521 | Hey wake up! Dude, you gotta find a different way to keep track of them. | 1.4511 | 0.05279 | 133 | 81 | 44 | 8 |
522 | Surely One won't be missed!? | 1.4508 | 0.06060 | 122 | 79 | 31 | 12 |
523 | I think we were adopted. | 1.4504 | 0.05548 | 131 | 82 | 39 | 10 |
524 | See what happens when you let them unionize? | 1.4503 | 0.05290 | 151 | 96 | 42 | 13 |
525 | I think we may be overstaffed. | 1.4496 | 0.05608 | 129 | 81 | 38 | 10 |
526 | They are just standing there, like a bunch of sheep! | 1.4495 | 0.06450 | 109 | 71 | 27 | 11 |
527 | Relax! This job's a piece of cake compared to my last job on a cat farm. | 1.4493 | 0.05733 | 138 | 90 | 34 | 14 |
528 | I’m more like a life coach these days | 1.4493 | 0.05915 | 138 | 92 | 30 | 16 |
529 | They’re the same as us, but without the dog. | 1.4492 | 0.06089 | 118 | 76 | 31 | 11 |
530 | German Shepherd", "Australian Shepherd" - OK, those make sense. But "Sheep Dog"? That's clearly racist... | 1.4488 | 0.06195 | 127 | 85 | 27 | 15 |
531 | It's easy. Just pretend you're the government and they are the American people. | 1.4487 | 0.05326 | 156 | 101 | 40 | 15 |
532 | Can I tell you something? I only pretend to know what "bah" means. | 1.4486 | 0.06537 | 107 | 70 | 26 | 11 |
533 | It's not me...it's ewe. | 1.4485 | 0.05187 | 165 | 107 | 42 | 16 |
534 | This is better than herding cats. | 1.4485 | 0.05116 | 165 | 106 | 44 | 15 |
535 | Looks like you made a ewe turn. | 1.4480 | 0.06269 | 125 | 84 | 26 | 15 |
536 | Homer, if you fall asleep at number eight, you may not be cut out for this. | 1.4476 | 0.05586 | 143 | 93 | 36 | 14 |
537 | Try not to stand out. | 1.4474 | 0.05857 | 114 | 71 | 35 | 8 |
538 | I would have strongly preferred a more upscale Sleep Clinic. | 1.4474 | 0.05857 | 114 | 71 | 35 | 8 |
539 | Without them, we'd be nothing. | 1.4470 | 0.05517 | 132 | 83 | 39 | 10 |
540 | Can I tell 'em you're really a wolf in sheep-dog's clothing... can I... can I? | 1.4465 | 0.05252 | 159 | 103 | 41 | 15 |
541 | What’s new with ewes? | 1.4464 | 0.06571 | 112 | 75 | 24 | 13 |
542 | They're not small, they're fun size. | 1.4464 | 0.05927 | 112 | 70 | 34 | 8 |
543 | They still suspect nothing | 1.4463 | 0.05622 | 121 | 75 | 38 | 8 |
544 | I really don’t who they are. They just followed me here. | 1.4454 | 0.06281 | 119 | 79 | 27 | 13 |
545 | Can you see what they're looking at? | 1.4454 | 0.06166 | 119 | 78 | 29 | 12 |
546 | There's always one nonconformist in every flock. | 1.4453 | 0.05953 | 128 | 84 | 31 | 13 |
547 | If you think about it, we’re not too far off from being wolfs in sheep’s clothing | 1.4453 | 0.06056 | 128 | 85 | 29 | 14 |
548 | So, if you have eight sheep and lose three, how many are left?...C'mon, you can do this! | 1.4452 | 0.05670 | 146 | 97 | 33 | 16 |
549 | What say we take a break and go chase a motorcycle? | 1.4452 | 0.05753 | 146 | 98 | 31 | 17 |
550 | I think they're Sheepdoodles. | 1.4444 | 0.06359 | 117 | 78 | 26 | 13 |
551 | You know, my career test said I would be a lawyer. | 1.4444 | 0.05915 | 126 | 82 | 32 | 12 |
552 | Here's the plan: We blend in, get sheared, spend a cool summer on the beach, and the hair grows back before it gets cold. | 1.4435 | 0.05347 | 124 | 78 | 38 | 8 |
553 | You weren’t kidding when you said they still all answer to the name Dolly. | 1.4435 | 0.05873 | 124 | 80 | 33 | 11 |
554 | There's always one, isn't there? | 1.4434 | 0.06299 | 106 | 68 | 29 | 9 |
555 | Don't worry. Our collars protect us from fleece and ticks. | 1.4429 | 0.05390 | 140 | 89 | 40 | 11 |
556 | Still no peep from her? | 1.4429 | 0.05485 | 140 | 90 | 38 | 12 |
557 | So, have you herd the ewes? | 1.4425 | 0.06645 | 113 | 77 | 22 | 14 |
558 | You gotta know when to fold 'em. | 1.4422 | 0.05722 | 147 | 99 | 31 | 17 |
559 | The job comes with awesome perks, like running and barking and killer sweaters. | 1.4420 | 0.05728 | 138 | 91 | 33 | 14 |
560 | Max, I've counted them twice. I still can't get to sleep. | 1.4420 | 0.05910 | 138 | 93 | 29 | 16 |
561 | I think that one caught on when you barked. | 1.4420 | 0.05444 | 138 | 88 | 39 | 11 |
562 | You sure this is sheep’s clothing? | 1.4419 | 0.05814 | 129 | 84 | 33 | 12 |
563 | Look, we're guarding Artisanal wool here, so look alive! | 1.4417 | 0.05650 | 120 | 75 | 37 | 8 |
564 | Stop counting them! You're not paid to sleep! | 1.4414 | 0.06359 | 111 | 73 | 27 | 11 |
565 | You count the sheep this time. | 1.4414 | 0.05167 | 145 | 91 | 44 | 10 |
566 | Look at the bright side. At least we’re not wolfhounds. | 1.4414 | 0.05438 | 145 | 94 | 38 | 13 |
567 | I told you we were adopted. | 1.4412 | 0.05789 | 136 | 90 | 32 | 14 |
568 | These poodles don't bark much. | 1.4406 | 0.05668 | 143 | 95 | 33 | 15 |
569 | When lockdown ends, we are all getting haircuts. | 1.4400 | 0.05555 | 150 | 100 | 34 | 16 |
570 | Want to try stacking them? | 1.4400 | 0.07009 | 100 | 68 | 20 | 12 |
571 | I'm conflicted, Max. On the one paw is my responsibility as a herder, on the other is my primal desire for lunch. | 1.4400 | 0.05635 | 150 | 101 | 32 | 17 |
572 | Runner on your right." | 1.4400 | 0.05946 | 125 | 82 | 31 | 12 |
573 | Bark like crazy and see what happens! | 1.4394 | 0.05717 | 132 | 86 | 34 | 12 |
574 | Border Collies are so smug. And overrated. | 1.4392 | 0.05271 | 148 | 95 | 41 | 12 |
575 | So it doesn't bother you at all that the sheep in front of you is facing the wrong way? | 1.4390 | 0.06015 | 123 | 81 | 30 | 12 |
576 | I think it’s working, they’ll never spot us out here. | 1.4390 | 0.06125 | 123 | 82 | 28 | 13 |
577 | Who let the dogs out!?! | 1.4388 | 0.05604 | 139 | 91 | 35 | 13 |
578 | What do you say, two for dinner? | 1.4388 | 0.05510 | 139 | 90 | 37 | 12 |
579 | First we keep the together, now we keep them 6 feet apart. | 1.4385 | 0.06178 | 130 | 89 | 25 | 16 |
580 | A word of advice, when the clippers come out, bark regularly so they know you're not sheep. | 1.4385 | 0.05779 | 130 | 85 | 33 | 12 |
581 | I told you counting them would put you to sleep. | 1.4380 | 0.06086 | 121 | 80 | 29 | 12 |
582 | Yeah it’s a totally free haircut . You won’t believe how much you can see after . | 1.4375 | 0.05843 | 128 | 84 | 32 | 12 |
583 | No,you may not have the small one for lunch! | 1.4370 | 0.05624 | 135 | 88 | 35 | 12 |
584 | This is better than the vaccine. It's herd immunity. | 1.4370 | 0.06096 | 135 | 93 | 25 | 17 |
585 | Ned, Wake Up!! I told you not to keep counting them! | 1.4366 | 0.05695 | 142 | 95 | 32 | 15 |
586 | Remember, when you see a coyote, blame the Democrats | 1.4365 | 0.06324 | 126 | 87 | 23 | 16 |
587 | I don't know about you, but I feel like a nap. | 1.4361 | 0.05683 | 133 | 87 | 34 | 12 |
588 | When I get bored, I like to think of them naked. | 1.4355 | 0.06192 | 124 | 84 | 26 | 14 |
589 | I know we're sheepdogs. But I could use a manual. | 1.4352 | 0.06068 | 108 | 69 | 31 | 8 |
590 | I warned you not to count them. | 1.4348 | 0.05240 | 138 | 87 | 42 | 9 |
591 | I never really understood this job description in the first place. | 1.4345 | 0.05520 | 145 | 96 | 35 | 14 |
592 | Come on Max, get your sheep together. | 1.4344 | 0.06158 | 122 | 82 | 27 | 13 |
593 | Do you ever ask yourself if this is all there is? | 1.4341 | 0.05595 | 129 | 83 | 36 | 10 |
594 | I know, everyone wants a Shoodle these days. | 1.4338 | 0.05187 | 136 | 85 | 43 | 8 |
595 | If we had two more, we could bowl. | 1.4333 | 0.05550 | 150 | 101 | 33 | 16 |
596 | Why are we following them again? | 1.4333 | 0.06119 | 120 | 80 | 28 | 12 |
597 | Are you sure you picked up the right kids from school? | 1.4327 | 0.06375 | 104 | 68 | 27 | 9 |
598 | They just love the ‘meet and bleat.’ | 1.4327 | 0.06661 | 104 | 70 | 23 | 11 |
599 | Are you adopted too? | 1.4324 | 0.05951 | 111 | 71 | 32 | 8 |
600 | Don't look so sheepish. | 1.4322 | 0.05955 | 118 | 77 | 31 | 10 |
601 | Let's make it simple. I say we just follow 'em. | 1.4320 | 0.06256 | 125 | 86 | 24 | 15 |
602 | What are we supposed to be doing again? | 1.4320 | 0.05087 | 169 | 112 | 41 | 16 |
603 | This was so much more stressful overZoom. | 1.4314 | 0.06898 | 102 | 70 | 20 | 12 |
604 | Why don’t we just cut out the middleman and go directly to market? | 1.4312 | 0.06301 | 109 | 72 | 27 | 10 |
605 | Don’t call me a sheepdog—I refuse to let my work define me. | 1.4310 | 0.05506 | 116 | 72 | 38 | 6 |
606 | Working from home was easier. | 1.4310 | 0.06026 | 116 | 76 | 30 | 10 |
607 | Yeah, they are a bit too close together, but the wolf figured out social distancing. | 1.4307 | 0.05842 | 137 | 93 | 29 | 15 |
608 | I've got this strange craving for popcorn. | 1.4307 | 0.05749 | 137 | 92 | 31 | 14 |
609 | ‘All I am saying is give sheep a chance’ | 1.4300 | 0.06854 | 100 | 68 | 21 | 11 |
610 | Last year, I got lost in the crowd at Shearing time, and I had to walk around naked for two months. | 1.4299 | 0.06384 | 107 | 71 | 26 | 10 |
611 | I know I’m a sheepdog. But do I really have to ask them if they have any wool? | 1.4298 | 0.06079 | 121 | 81 | 28 | 12 |
612 | So, I guess I’m just another one of your sheep dates? | 1.4298 | 0.05483 | 121 | 76 | 38 | 7 |
613 | So, what are we in line for?" | 1.4298 | 0.05964 | 121 | 80 | 30 | 11 |
614 | Sometimes I wish I was a wolf. | 1.4296 | 0.05715 | 135 | 90 | 32 | 13 |
615 | Of course they're sheep for the shearing - anything else is just dinner | 1.4295 | 0.05389 | 156 | 105 | 35 | 16 |
616 | What if we’re really sheep in dogs’ clothing? | 1.4286 | 0.06305 | 112 | 75 | 26 | 11 |
617 | You know dear, sometimes I wonder if I really am their father. | 1.4286 | 0.05874 | 133 | 90 | 29 | 14 |
618 | Herd Immunity? That sounds made-up. | 1.4274 | 0.05745 | 124 | 81 | 33 | 10 |
619 | ...so I said to him, ‘It’s not that I’m unhappy here. It’s just not where I thought I’d be at this point in my career.’ | 1.4274 | 0.05862 | 117 | 76 | 32 | 9 |
620 | Watch that guy in the corner. He's a runner. | 1.4274 | 0.06108 | 117 | 78 | 28 | 11 |
621 | I didn’t say that I don’t trust you, I merely commented that the kids look a lot like Shawn | 1.4273 | 0.06255 | 110 | 73 | 27 | 10 |
622 | They do look rather sheepish | 1.4271 | 0.07063 | 96 | 66 | 19 | 11 |
623 | One of your guys is turned around. Open your eyes! | 1.4268 | 0.05048 | 157 | 102 | 43 | 12 |
624 | So the fortune teller said "In your future, I see a lot of woolgathering." and I said "Lady, you don't know the half of it!" | 1.4267 | 0.05463 | 150 | 101 | 34 | 15 |
625 | The key is not falling asleep during inventory checks | 1.4264 | 0.05800 | 129 | 86 | 31 | 12 |
626 | I can’t help it, Fred, I look at them and see lamb chops. | 1.4262 | 0.06367 | 122 | 85 | 22 | 15 |
627 | We need to keep them six sheep apart. | 1.4262 | 0.05693 | 122 | 79 | 34 | 9 |
628 | I asked if you heard them, not if you could herd them! | 1.4259 | 0.06337 | 108 | 72 | 26 | 10 |
629 | Next time, stick to melatonin. | 1.4252 | 0.05648 | 127 | 83 | 34 | 10 |
630 | I told you not to put them in the dryer. Look, they’ve shrunk. | 1.4252 | 0.05648 | 127 | 83 | 34 | 10 |
631 | I’m actually a Sheep-a doodle” | 1.4248 | 0.06747 | 113 | 80 | 18 | 15 |
632 | We do get dental, but it's a chew toy. | 1.4245 | 0.06422 | 106 | 71 | 25 | 10 |
633 | Eight left. We have to cut out the midnight snacking | 1.4245 | 0.05497 | 139 | 92 | 35 | 12 |
634 | Flock Ewe. | 1.4242 | 0.05601 | 132 | 87 | 34 | 11 |
635 | Every time I try and make sure they’re all here, I fall asleep. | 1.4240 | 0.05931 | 125 | 84 | 29 | 12 |
636 | I’m still awake | 1.4231 | 0.05765 | 130 | 87 | 31 | 12 |
637 | I'm tellin' ya, he's in here. | 1.4227 | 0.06848 | 97 | 66 | 21 | 10 |
638 | You herd everything but saw nothing? | 1.4227 | 0.06360 | 97 | 63 | 27 | 7 |
639 | Why aren't they called dog sheep? | 1.4224 | 0.06262 | 116 | 79 | 25 | 12 |
640 | It's called a PERM. You in? | 1.4224 | 0.05763 | 116 | 75 | 33 | 8 |
641 | Ahhhhh, just you and me... and ewe, and ewe and ewe. | 1.4224 | 0.06017 | 116 | 77 | 29 | 10 |
642 | You're right. The groomers will never look for us here. | 1.4215 | 0.05839 | 121 | 80 | 31 | 10 |
643 | At least my four are under control | 1.4211 | 0.05830 | 114 | 74 | 32 | 8 |
644 | Ok, ok, ok, youve got a point. I do feel sheepish now. | 1.4206 | 0.05674 | 126 | 83 | 33 | 10 |
645 | You promised not to bring your work home. | 1.4206 | 0.06234 | 107 | 71 | 27 | 9 |
646 | I tell you, I smell revolution in the air. | 1.4203 | 0.05019 | 138 | 87 | 44 | 7 |
647 | Usually it takes a month or so of training before they switch you from the cartoon sheep to the real ones. | 1.4202 | 0.06258 | 119 | 82 | 24 | 13 |
648 | Herding sheep is just my side hustle. Barkchain and $heepcoin are my true passion. | 1.4198 | 0.06029 | 131 | 91 | 25 | 15 |
649 | But running around in circles is the job! | 1.4198 | 0.05234 | 162 | 110 | 36 | 16 |
650 | I’m not saying I don’t trust you but you have to admit they don’t look that much like me. | 1.4194 | 0.05850 | 124 | 83 | 30 | 11 |
651 | Did you know they were edible? | 1.4194 | 0.05503 | 124 | 80 | 36 | 8 |
652 | I want to count them but I keep falling asleep. | 1.4190 | 0.06600 | 105 | 72 | 22 | 11 |
653 | You watch the one trying to break for it, I got the rest. | 1.4188 | 0.05852 | 117 | 77 | 31 | 9 |
654 | Which one of these is not like the other? | 1.4188 | 0.06099 | 117 | 79 | 27 | 11 |
655 | I don't know about you, but I'm getting sleepy. | 1.4180 | 0.05801 | 122 | 81 | 31 | 10 |
656 | Looks like that one missed the ewe-turn | 1.4175 | 0.06251 | 103 | 68 | 27 | 8 |
657 | Why would anyone want to clone these guys? | 1.4174 | 0.05791 | 115 | 75 | 32 | 8 |
658 | Every time I count them to make sure they're all here I fall asleep. Roger? Roger? | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
659 | I really think we should adopt a ninth one. | 1.4167 | 0.05221 | 156 | 105 | 37 | 14 |
660 | One of yours is acting out again. | 1.4167 | 0.06188 | 108 | 72 | 27 | 9 |
661 | I’m tired of my identity being tied to my work. | 1.4167 | 0.05624 | 120 | 78 | 34 | 8 |
662 | I can’t see a darned thing. At least they get sheared occasionally. | 1.4160 | 0.05813 | 125 | 84 | 30 | 11 |
663 | One day son, this’ll be all yours. | 1.4158 | 0.05498 | 101 | 62 | 36 | 3 |
664 | Just like chicken I tell you. | 1.4151 | 0.05975 | 106 | 69 | 30 | 7 |
665 | My DNA results came back -- I'm 100% wolf. | 1.4149 | 0.06490 | 94 | 62 | 25 | 7 |
666 | "The job comes with awesome perks, like running and barking and awesome sweaters." | 1.4146 | 0.05764 | 123 | 82 | 31 | 10 |
667 | And we aren't even sheepdogs! You were right Carl, this is the easiest money we've ever made. | 1.4144 | 0.06067 | 111 | 74 | 28 | 9 |
668 | You hear about Major? Crapped in the doggone White House. | 1.4144 | 0.06459 | 111 | 77 | 22 | 12 |
669 | I'm telling you...this new side-part is a revelation! | 1.4141 | 0.06423 | 99 | 66 | 25 | 8 |
670 | I thought YOU counted them | 1.4138 | 0.06007 | 116 | 78 | 28 | 10 |
671 | I keep falling asleep when I check to see if everyone is here. | 1.4132 | 0.05946 | 121 | 82 | 28 | 11 |
672 | It's just a hunch, but I think we should check the one to your right. | 1.4128 | 0.06143 | 109 | 73 | 27 | 9 |
673 | Shhh!! I’m counting! | 1.4128 | 0.06003 | 109 | 72 | 29 | 8 |
674 | Uncool, man. No one says “mutton” anymore. | 1.4127 | 0.05551 | 126 | 83 | 34 | 9 |
675 | You want me to believe that I'm the father? | 1.4123 | 0.05819 | 114 | 75 | 31 | 8 |
676 | I didn’t expect to go herding on our first date. | 1.4123 | 0.06207 | 114 | 78 | 25 | 11 |
677 | I could use a nap. | 1.4122 | 0.05618 | 131 | 88 | 32 | 11 |
678 | Watch their eyes when I whisper "wolf." | 1.4118 | 0.05775 | 119 | 79 | 31 | 9 |
679 | Actually, Mary had seven. | 1.4118 | 0.05470 | 136 | 91 | 34 | 11 |
680 | We’re on the clock, so whatever you do, don’t count them. | 1.4118 | 0.05470 | 136 | 91 | 34 | 11 |
681 | Steve, do you think we'll ever be able to herd them remotely? | 1.4118 | 0.05775 | 119 | 79 | 31 | 9 |
682 | I know they keep moving constantly, but you don't have to keep counting them. Just watch them! | 1.4113 | 0.05493 | 124 | 81 | 35 | 8 |
683 | Have you ever noticed how dog owners begin to look like their dogs? | 1.4113 | 0.05840 | 124 | 84 | 29 | 11 |
684 | I know it's hard to believe, but these guys are the actual judges of the New Yorker Cartoon Caption contests! | 1.4113 | 0.06273 | 124 | 88 | 21 | 15 |
685 | Are they vegetarians? I only eat vegetarian food. | 1.4112 | 0.06222 | 107 | 72 | 26 | 9 |
686 | . . . So, a shepherd, a sheep and a wolf walk into a bar . . . | 1.4112 | 0.06362 | 107 | 73 | 24 | 10 |
687 | You’ll find counting them is tougher than it sounds. | 1.4109 | 0.05678 | 129 | 87 | 31 | 11 |
688 | Remember when we used to get haircuts? That was crazy, dawg. | 1.4100 | 0.06211 | 100 | 66 | 27 | 7 |
689 | How about rounding 'em up to the nearest integer, then taking a nap? | 1.4094 | 0.05739 | 127 | 86 | 30 | 11 |
690 | And you still insist I am the father? | 1.4086 | 0.06878 | 93 | 64 | 20 | 9 |
691 | Wake up! And stop counting them. | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
692 | I think it's so sweet you think they're saying, 'Da, Da.' | 1.4082 | 0.06621 | 98 | 67 | 22 | 9 |
693 | What’s the point of this? Everyone wears lycra now | 1.4078 | 0.05924 | 103 | 67 | 30 | 6 |
694 | Come on, Honey.It was only a one night stand and besides, she pulled the wool over my eyes!!! | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
695 | Seriously, what did you to to number 7 that makes her never turn her back on you? | 1.4074 | 0.05787 | 135 | 94 | 27 | 14 |
696 | One troublemaker in eight isn't bad. | 1.4074 | 0.05740 | 108 | 70 | 32 | 6 |
697 | Time to wake up. Stop counting. | 1.4074 | 0.05392 | 135 | 90 | 35 | 10 |
698 | I still don’t know why we were classified as “essential workers.” | 1.4074 | 0.05148 | 162 | 111 | 36 | 15 |
699 | Once a year we get to see what they really look like. | 1.4071 | 0.05847 | 113 | 75 | 30 | 8 |
700 | Yes, they are all adopted. Please don't tell them. | 1.4071 | 0.06112 | 113 | 77 | 26 | 10 |
701 | Are you sure this is where we sit for our Class Photo?" | 1.4069 | 0.05405 | 145 | 99 | 33 | 13 |
702 | Fred's about to make a run for it again. | 1.4068 | 0.06165 | 118 | 82 | 24 | 12 |
703 | Don't count them. We've got to stay awake on this job. | 1.4065 | 0.05868 | 123 | 84 | 28 | 11 |
704 | Which is the one in sheep's clothing ? | 1.4065 | 0.05637 | 123 | 82 | 32 | 9 |
705 | Is this how you get herd immunity? | 1.4065 | 0.06200 | 123 | 87 | 22 | 14 |
706 | Stop pretending you haven’t been put out to pasture. | 1.4062 | 0.05810 | 128 | 88 | 28 | 12 |
707 | You said 'family' photo. Is there something you need to tell me, Brian? | 1.4060 | 0.05752 | 133 | 92 | 28 | 13 |
708 | We're starting to look like them. | 1.4059 | 0.06000 | 101 | 66 | 29 | 6 |
709 | Strangest looking puppies I’ve ever seen. | 1.4059 | 0.05832 | 101 | 65 | 31 | 5 |
710 | Say, one more and we will have a farm team! | 1.4056 | 0.05457 | 143 | 98 | 32 | 13 |
711 | I'll give you three guesses as to which one is the wolf. | 1.4054 | 0.05918 | 111 | 74 | 29 | 8 |
712 | YOU count them; I get sleepy | 1.4052 | 0.06241 | 116 | 81 | 23 | 12 |
713 | You only counted 6. Did you fall asleep again? | 1.4050 | 0.05577 | 121 | 80 | 33 | 8 |
714 | I feel so trapped, like everyone just ASSUMES I was born to do this. | 1.4048 | 0.05307 | 126 | 82 | 37 | 7 |
715 | What do they mean by sheepdog anyway? Are we all related? | 1.4044 | 0.05560 | 136 | 93 | 31 | 12 |
716 | What happened to the Black one? | 1.4044 | 0.05360 | 136 | 91 | 35 | 10 |
717 | I told you not to let them get wet. | 1.4043 | 0.06648 | 94 | 64 | 22 | 8 |
718 | Think Republicans. | 1.4038 | 0.07168 | 104 | 77 | 12 | 15 |
719 | They’re still here! Am I awake or asleep? | 1.4037 | 0.05990 | 109 | 73 | 28 | 8 |
720 | If loving ewe is wrong, I don't want to be right. | 1.4035 | 0.05807 | 114 | 76 | 30 | 8 |
721 | I think we're getting close to herd mentality. | 1.4035 | 0.06195 | 114 | 79 | 24 | 11 |
722 | Well, that's guardianship – zero resemblance, all the responsibility. | 1.4034 | 0.05885 | 119 | 81 | 28 | 10 |
723 | Donald, we wanted to achieve herd immunity, not herd into a mutiny. | 1.4029 | 0.05659 | 139 | 97 | 28 | 14 |
724 | Stop counting already, you're dozing off. | 1.4028 | 0.05245 | 144 | 97 | 36 | 11 |
725 | Can you even see the sheep? | 1.4027 | 0.05121 | 149 | 100 | 38 | 11 |
726 | I never gave much thought to whether we're hairier than they are, but I am delighted that they're tastier than we are. | 1.4026 | 0.05413 | 154 | 108 | 30 | 16 |
727 | I find them beguiling, but surprisingly uninformed. | 1.4022 | 0.06194 | 92 | 60 | 27 | 5 |
728 | You sure your ancestry results told you one of these is your cousin | 1.4020 | 0.06424 | 102 | 70 | 23 | 9 |
729 | All I’m saying is it’d be nice if they watched over us once in a while.” | 1.4019 | 0.06621 | 107 | 76 | 19 | 12 |
730 | What was your count before you dozed off? | 1.4019 | 0.06209 | 107 | 73 | 25 | 9 |
731 | It does feel like a New Yorker cartoon, but hear me out. | 1.4017 | 0.05571 | 117 | 77 | 33 | 7 |
732 | I'm sure we could pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.4014 | 0.05168 | 147 | 99 | 37 | 11 |
733 | For some reason I’m ready for bed and sleep as soon as I get home from work. | 1.4000 | 0.05941 | 130 | 92 | 24 | 14 |
734 | So, why aren't they called dogsheep? | 1.4000 | 0.06736 | 110 | 80 | 16 | 14 |
735 | The shepherd is asleep. Wool futures are up. What do you think? | 1.4000 | 0.05898 | 115 | 78 | 28 | 9 |
736 | They all look like ewe. | 1.4000 | 0.06142 | 105 | 71 | 26 | 8 |
737 | No question, they'd look better with the wool pulled over their eyes. | 1.4000 | 0.06142 | 105 | 71 | 26 | 8 |
738 | There’ll never be another ewe. | 1.3985 | 0.05436 | 133 | 90 | 33 | 10 |
739 | You ever wonder why it’s dogs but not sheeps? | 1.3984 | 0.05472 | 128 | 86 | 33 | 9 |
740 | What the hell does baa mean? | 1.3984 | 0.05800 | 128 | 89 | 27 | 12 |
741 | Have these sheep even "herd" of social distancing? | 1.3976 | 0.07460 | 83 | 59 | 15 | 9 |
742 | They think you’re a haystack. | 1.3968 | 0.05755 | 126 | 87 | 28 | 11 |
743 | Think we'd look good in curls? | 1.3966 | 0.06107 | 116 | 81 | 24 | 11 |
744 | Tell Fauci that herd immunity was easier to reach than he predicted. | 1.3966 | 0.06107 | 116 | 81 | 24 | 11 |
745 | I need a nap. Send them over the fence for me? | 1.3964 | 0.05904 | 111 | 75 | 28 | 8 |
746 | Do they realize that we are one missed meal away from returning to our wolf ancestry? | 1.3962 | 0.05794 | 106 | 70 | 30 | 6 |
747 | This is a lot more fun than doing it on Zoom.. | 1.3958 | 0.06366 | 96 | 65 | 24 | 7 |
748 | I know this sounds horrible, but do you ever feel like wearing them like slippers? | 1.3957 | 0.05366 | 139 | 95 | 33 | 11 |
749 | So do we count ourselves? | 1.3953 | 0.06674 | 86 | 58 | 22 | 6 |
750 | I herd a good one today. Would ewe like to hear it? | 1.3953 | 0.06876 | 86 | 59 | 20 | 7 |
751 | Lamb Chops, Lamb Kabob, Mint Lamb Stew, Rack of Lamb, Rosemary Lamb Shanks, Roasted Lamb, Gyros, Leg of Lamb... | 1.3952 | 0.06040 | 124 | 88 | 23 | 13 |
752 | So,which came first,the sheep or the sheepdog? | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
753 | But my real goal is to get to middle management | 1.3952 | 0.05098 | 124 | 80 | 39 | 5 |
754 | The benefits seem good, but I think we’re getting fleeced on our pay. | 1.3950 | 0.05751 | 119 | 81 | 29 | 9 |
755 | My master wants me to count the sheep every hour and then complains when I fall asleep. | 1.3947 | 0.06548 | 114 | 83 | 17 | 14 |
756 | There's always one! | 1.3945 | 0.05832 | 109 | 73 | 29 | 7 |
757 | My flock or yours? | 1.3945 | 0.06254 | 109 | 76 | 23 | 10 |
758 | What if they're just letting us THINK we're in charge? | 1.3942 | 0.05703 | 104 | 68 | 31 | 5 |
759 | ...and that’s why they call me Mary | 1.3942 | 0.05517 | 137 | 95 | 30 | 12 |
760 | To be honest, everytime I try to keep count of them I fall asleep. | 1.3932 | 0.06185 | 117 | 83 | 22 | 12 |
761 | I have a feeling they're leading us on? | 1.3929 | 0.05862 | 112 | 76 | 28 | 8 |
762 | Is this the line for grooming? | 1.3929 | 0.05580 | 112 | 74 | 32 | 6 |
763 | Why do sheep have poodle cuts? | 1.3925 | 0.06335 | 107 | 75 | 22 | 10 |
764 | One more mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, and I'm gonna slug you. | 1.3925 | 0.06194 | 107 | 74 | 24 | 9 |
765 | They're woolly, so of course they're going to give you static. | 1.3918 | 0.05780 | 97 | 63 | 30 | 4 |
766 | I don’t think this is what they meant when they said herd immunity | 1.3917 | 0.05952 | 120 | 84 | 25 | 11 |
767 | You're out! Simon said look forward. | 1.3913 | 0.06012 | 115 | 80 | 25 | 10 |
768 | Get out! I can put this on my CV? | 1.3913 | 0.06174 | 92 | 61 | 26 | 5 |
769 | These assholes all look the same to me. | 1.3910 | 0.05270 | 156 | 110 | 31 | 15 |
770 | Don't judge me but I dreamt about lamb chops last night. | 1.3909 | 0.05790 | 110 | 74 | 29 | 7 |
771 | So then this kid starts yelling about the damn wolf again, and at this point I'm like, you gotta be kidding me... | 1.3909 | 0.05790 | 110 | 74 | 29 | 7 |
772 | Who let the sheep out! Who who who who | 1.3906 | 0.05572 | 128 | 88 | 30 | 10 |
773 | I think they’re plotting a coup. | 1.3905 | 0.06419 | 105 | 74 | 21 | 10 |
774 | I'm beginning to doubt the sanctity of our wedding vows. | 1.3905 | 0.06419 | 105 | 74 | 21 | 10 |
775 | With the pandemic knitting craze, we could make a fortune! | 1.3900 | 0.06497 | 100 | 70 | 21 | 9 |
776 | Seriously Sid, I thought they said we were being transferred to SHIPPING. | 1.3900 | 0.06651 | 100 | 71 | 19 | 10 |
777 | If you don't want to nod off at work, stop counting them. | 1.3894 | 0.06214 | 113 | 80 | 22 | 11 |
778 | They’d be safer with a wolf, than with Fox and Friends. We all would. | 1.3894 | 0.06214 | 113 | 80 | 22 | 11 |
779 | You still want me to believe you didn't have an affair? | 1.3894 | 0.05820 | 113 | 77 | 28 | 8 |
780 | They say don’t let your job be your identity, but I say don’t let your identity be your job. | 1.3894 | 0.05683 | 113 | 76 | 30 | 7 |
781 | If ‘follow the leader fails, try ‘Simon says’ | 1.3889 | 0.05709 | 108 | 72 | 30 | 6 |
782 | At least they can't pull the wool over our eyes. | 1.3889 | 0.05398 | 108 | 70 | 34 | 4 |
783 | Just say "have you any wool?" | 1.3883 | 0.06206 | 103 | 71 | 24 | 8 |
784 | As a sheep dog, you should have known that if you washed them they would shrink! | 1.3883 | 0.05385 | 103 | 71 | 26 | 6 |
785 | You promised me it wouldn’t just be your work friends here | 1.3883 | 0.06358 | 103 | 72 | 22 | 9 |
786 | I told you they’d be vaccinating farm animals before pets.” | 1.3882 | 0.07119 | 85 | 60 | 17 | 8 |
787 | My Mother used to sing 'Mary had a Little Lamb' to me at bedtime. I wish I'd listened more carefully! | 1.3878 | 0.06091 | 98 | 66 | 26 | 6 |
788 | You know what they say about owners and their pets. | 1.3878 | 0.06261 | 98 | 67 | 24 | 7 |
789 | I think we got dropped off at the wrong grooming place. | 1.3878 | 0.06589 | 98 | 69 | 20 | 9 |
790 | C'mon Man! That wolf wasn't even wearing sheep's clothing! | 1.3876 | 0.05314 | 129 | 87 | 34 | 8 |
791 | Hey, these work better than the sheep's clothing we tried last week. | 1.3875 | 0.07650 | 80 | 58 | 13 | 9 |
792 | I hear they are waiting for someone named Q | 1.3871 | 0.06028 | 124 | 89 | 22 | 13 |
793 | We had more. But the one with a long nose and big teeth ran off with one of them. | 1.3868 | 0.06080 | 106 | 73 | 25 | 8 |
794 | They don’t realize that most of the time, we can’t see them either. | 1.3861 | 0.06129 | 101 | 69 | 25 | 7 |
795 | How many times have I told you not to let them pull the wool over your eyes! | 1.3861 | 0.06444 | 101 | 71 | 21 | 9 |
796 | I didn't know this is how you get shepherd's pie | 1.3861 | 0.06444 | 101 | 71 | 21 | 9 |
797 | Stop me if you’ve herd this before. | 1.3860 | 0.06169 | 114 | 81 | 22 | 11 |
798 | Still got narcolepsy? | 1.3858 | 0.05129 | 127 | 84 | 37 | 6 |
799 | I can't see anything, how many are there? | 1.3858 | 0.05482 | 127 | 87 | 31 | 9 |
800 | Well, we are called sheep dogs, does that mean they're dog sheep? | 1.3854 | 0.06347 | 96 | 66 | 23 | 7 |
801 | Do you think they see us as dogs in sheep’s clothing? | 1.3853 | 0.06101 | 109 | 76 | 24 | 9 |
802 | Actually, I prefer the term 'Overlord.' | 1.3846 | 0.06770 | 91 | 64 | 19 | 8 |
803 | Ed, wake up! You've got to stop counting them. | 1.3846 | 0.05502 | 130 | 90 | 30 | 10 |
804 | I caught number two baaing about forming a union again. | 1.3846 | 0.06004 | 104 | 71 | 26 | 7 |
805 | It’s my first day. What do you do here? | 1.3846 | 0.05685 | 104 | 69 | 30 | 5 |
806 | I'm still counting and nothing's happening. Am I an insomniac, Jeff? Jeff?? | 1.3846 | 0.06770 | 91 | 64 | 19 | 8 |
807 | Getting sleepy yet? | 1.3840 | 0.05422 | 125 | 85 | 32 | 8 |
808 | Wake up, Ruff! I told ya not to count ‘em.... | 1.3840 | 0.05422 | 125 | 85 | 32 | 8 |
809 | Keep an eye on the turncoat. | 1.3839 | 0.05982 | 112 | 78 | 25 | 9 |
810 | Are we virtual sheep? | 1.3839 | 0.05982 | 112 | 78 | 25 | 9 |
811 | That last,I understand what Wooly Bully means. | 1.3838 | 0.06689 | 99 | 71 | 18 | 10 |
812 | They don't call us sheepdogs for nothing. | 1.3832 | 0.06457 | 107 | 77 | 19 | 11 |
813 | I can never eat just one. | 1.3832 | 0.06034 | 107 | 74 | 25 | 8 |
814 | One of these sheep is out of line. | 1.3830 | 0.06782 | 94 | 67 | 18 | 9 |
815 | We could use the exercise, let's chase them around again. | 1.3827 | 0.07151 | 81 | 57 | 17 | 7 |
816 | I still think this meeting could’ve been an email. | 1.3824 | 0.05919 | 102 | 69 | 27 | 6 |
817 | You were right. Wolf in sheepDOG's clothing is a much better idea. | 1.3820 | 0.06292 | 89 | 60 | 24 | 5 |
818 | Are we in the right line? | 1.3820 | 0.06292 | 89 | 60 | 24 | 5 |
819 | Minding them would be easier if I could see what I'm doing! | 1.3818 | 0.05773 | 110 | 75 | 28 | 7 |
820 | I hate it when they hover. | 1.3814 | 0.06008 | 118 | 84 | 23 | 11 |
821 | Well I'm sorry but they DO all look the same to me! | 1.3806 | 0.05167 | 134 | 91 | 35 | 8 |
822 | A word to the wise: Don't count them when you're on duty. | 1.3802 | 0.05898 | 121 | 86 | 24 | 11 |
823 | I'm pretty sure that they are sheep in sheep's clothing | 1.3800 | 0.05993 | 100 | 68 | 26 | 6 |
824 | If we're called sheepdogs then I say we call them dogsheep. | 1.3800 | 0.05822 | 100 | 67 | 28 | 5 |
825 | .So ........which one is crazy Karen ??? | 1.3800 | 0.06633 | 100 | 72 | 18 | 10 |
826 | Hey stop bitching , the IRS said we will get the stimulus check faster if we have dependents. | 1.3798 | 0.05524 | 129 | 90 | 29 | 10 |
827 | Remind me: is today frolicking or gamboling? | 1.3796 | 0.06131 | 108 | 76 | 23 | 9 |
828 | For once will you smile for the camera? | 1.3793 | 0.06983 | 87 | 62 | 17 | 8 |
829 | I wouldn't be too concerned, I'm sure the other 40 will show up eventually. | 1.3793 | 0.06383 | 87 | 59 | 23 | 5 |
830 | I can't see a thing, but they don't feel like our kids. | 1.3786 | 0.06188 | 103 | 72 | 23 | 8 |
831 | Wake-up! I told you, counting 'em will put yo to sleep. | 1.3786 | 0.06188 | 103 | 72 | 23 | 8 |
832 | Whaddya say we take the kids for a haircut” | 1.3786 | 0.06033 | 103 | 71 | 25 | 7 |
833 | What’s with the sheepish grin? | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
834 | Glad you're back, Frank. I told you, herding cats is a young dog's game. | 1.3784 | 0.07378 | 74 | 52 | 16 | 6 |
835 | Guess this is why we are called "sheep dogs". | 1.3780 | 0.07079 | 82 | 58 | 17 | 7 |
836 | Of course I fell asleep. I was COUNTING SHEEP! | 1.3776 | 0.06157 | 98 | 70 | 20 | 8 |
837 | The problem is that one out of eight doesn’t know if they are coming or going. | 1.3776 | 0.05895 | 98 | 66 | 27 | 5 |
838 | Stop counting them,it makes you sleepy. | 1.3772 | 0.05896 | 114 | 80 | 25 | 9 |
839 | So how come they get the free shave, and we don't? | 1.3770 | 0.05500 | 122 | 84 | 30 | 8 |
840 | I enjoy looking like a follower and acting like a leader. | 1.3769 | 0.05597 | 130 | 92 | 27 | 11 |
841 | Once they start shearing, don't bark, just say "Baaa". | 1.3763 | 0.06649 | 93 | 66 | 19 | 8 |
842 | What do you think they taste like? | 1.3763 | 0.06823 | 93 | 67 | 17 | 9 |
843 | It was a great joke, I promise, I think they have just heard it before. | 1.3762 | 0.06270 | 101 | 71 | 22 | 8 |
844 | I never said it was dignified, but this is the cheapest way to get a haircut | 1.3761 | 0.06222 | 109 | 78 | 21 | 10 |
845 | Two of these things are not like the other. | 1.3761 | 0.05650 | 109 | 74 | 29 | 6 |
846 | Psst, the wolf is front row, third from the left... | 1.3761 | 0.05650 | 109 | 74 | 29 | 6 |
847 | Wake up George, you drifted off again. | 1.3750 | 0.06497 | 96 | 68 | 20 | 8 |
848 | You know how many times a scraggly little terrier has won Westminster? 45. And we adorably fluffy yet muscular Old English sheepdogs? Twice, Coco. Twice. | 1.3750 | 0.06528 | 88 | 61 | 21 | 6 |
849 | I don’t think this is what they mean by herd immunity. | 1.3750 | 0.06326 | 96 | 67 | 22 | 7 |
850 | Wake up, Nesbitt! We're supposed to be WATCHING the sheep, not COUNTING them. | 1.3750 | 0.05966 | 112 | 79 | 24 | 9 |
851 | Static electricity. Rub them together and you don't have to do squat. | 1.3750 | 0.07462 | 88 | 66 | 11 | 11 |
852 | How far is "6 feet", again? | 1.3750 | 0.06436 | 104 | 75 | 19 | 10 |
853 | Wool ewe look at that? Shear irony! | 1.3750 | 0.06725 | 88 | 62 | 19 | 7 |
854 | And then she ran off with a St. Bernard. Said I wasn't adventurous enough. | 1.3750 | 0.05970 | 96 | 65 | 26 | 5 |
855 | My secret? Coffee. Lots of coffee. | 1.3740 | 0.05464 | 123 | 85 | 30 | 8 |
856 | Seven out of eight isn't bad! | 1.3740 | 0.05085 | 123 | 82 | 36 | 5 |
857 | Now, Sam is a runner, and Henry is a bit of an escape artist, while Molly likes to tease the boys. And... | 1.3739 | 0.05587 | 115 | 79 | 29 | 7 |
858 | Nonsense, we blend right in. | 1.3739 | 0.05587 | 115 | 79 | 29 | 7 |
859 | You know, sometimes I really just wish my name didn’t define me | 1.3739 | 0.05587 | 115 | 79 | 29 | 7 |
860 | I don’t know, they’ve been sheepish all day | 1.3739 | 0.05854 | 115 | 81 | 25 | 9 |
861 | Y'know, I've never been in a photobomb before. You? | 1.3738 | 0.05559 | 107 | 72 | 30 | 5 |
862 | There's always one in each crowd | 1.3737 | 0.06021 | 99 | 68 | 25 | 6 |
863 | Every spring he tells the same joke. Yes, Ted, we have fleas, and the sheep have fleece, too. | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
864 | I can't believe that Little Bo Peep lost them again! | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
865 | Do you want to read my screenplay? | 1.3736 | 0.06565 | 91 | 64 | 20 | 7 |
866 | If we stand here long enough we can trick the farmers and get a free trim! | 1.3736 | 0.05981 | 91 | 61 | 26 | 4 |
867 | You do know I can hear you snoring, right? | 1.3735 | 0.06347 | 83 | 56 | 23 | 4 |
868 | How do you tell them apart? | 1.3729 | 0.05355 | 118 | 80 | 32 | 6 |
869 | You count, I'll sleep, deal? | 1.3727 | 0.06038 | 110 | 78 | 23 | 9 |
870 | Well this is embarrassing,. We're wearing the same outfit. | 1.3725 | 0.06219 | 102 | 72 | 22 | 8 |
871 | 7/8. Let's try again. | 1.3725 | 0.05899 | 102 | 70 | 26 | 6 |
872 | Since we're being honest, I am also a wolf. | 1.3723 | 0.06590 | 94 | 67 | 19 | 8 |
873 | Do we work for them or do they work for us? | 1.3721 | 0.06626 | 86 | 60 | 20 | 6 |
874 | It’s ok to have control issues! | 1.3717 | 0.05508 | 113 | 77 | 30 | 6 |
875 | I thought these "delivered to your home, cook them yourself" meals would be easier than this. | 1.3711 | 0.06442 | 97 | 69 | 20 | 8 |
876 | This wasn’t my first career choice. I wanted to be a lap dog. | 1.3708 | 0.05846 | 89 | 59 | 27 | 3 |
877 | I learned that on ewetube. | 1.3704 | 0.06253 | 108 | 78 | 20 | 10 |
878 | Of course I trust you my love, I’m just wondering why none of them look like me. | 1.3704 | 0.05970 | 108 | 76 | 24 | 8 |
879 | They’re sheep! They will do anything you tell them to do. | 1.3704 | 0.06904 | 81 | 57 | 18 | 6 |
880 | They don't suspect a thing so far but keep an eye on that one licking your paw. | 1.3704 | 0.07124 | 81 | 58 | 16 | 7 |
881 | Between you and me, losing the sheep is her way of saying she's looking for a career change. | 1.3704 | 0.06113 | 108 | 77 | 22 | 9 |
882 | I will get a good haircut as soon as we have herd immunity. | 1.3697 | 0.05830 | 119 | 85 | 24 | 10 |
883 | I try to sleep, but I just can't stop counting them... | 1.3697 | 0.05319 | 119 | 81 | 32 | 6 |
884 | Imagine how much better we'd be able to watch the sheep if we could see at all. | 1.3696 | 0.06506 | 92 | 65 | 20 | 7 |
885 | The wolf is standing sideways in front of you on your right. | 1.3696 | 0.05724 | 92 | 61 | 28 | 3 |
886 | I have eight sheep” “You mean you have ‘eaten’ sheep” “Why would I eat sheep? | 1.3690 | 0.06511 | 84 | 58 | 21 | 5 |
887 | It’s rewarding and all, I guess. But I think I was born to dance. | 1.3690 | 0.07340 | 84 | 62 | 13 | 9 |
888 | Are you kidding me? We're nothing like them. | 1.3689 | 0.05687 | 103 | 70 | 28 | 5 |
889 | I bit one once; I got cottonmouth. | 1.3689 | 0.06169 | 103 | 73 | 22 | 8 |
890 | What an ironic twist for someone with a Master's Degree. | 1.3689 | 0.06758 | 103 | 77 | 14 | 12 |
891 | Is it just me or were they a lot easier to keep track of on Zoom? | 1.3689 | 0.06169 | 103 | 73 | 22 | 8 |
892 | A stinky is nothing to be embarrassed about Leonard. It happens to of us. Now turn around and face the camera or you'll ruin the shot. | 1.3689 | 0.06321 | 103 | 74 | 20 | 9 |
893 | You're right. The silence is creepy. | 1.3684 | 0.06263 | 114 | 84 | 18 | 12 |
894 | Maybe I've been watching too much CNN lately. I'm starting to see Wolf Blitzer in sheep's clothing. | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
895 | Dad, I know you want me to follow the family tradition of shepherding, but I wanna chase cars not sheep. | 1.3684 | 0.07456 | 76 | 55 | 14 | 7 |
896 | You’d think they’d be hot with all that hair! | 1.3680 | 0.05511 | 125 | 88 | 28 | 9 |
897 | Darn, I forgot which one was the wolf. | 1.3679 | 0.05893 | 106 | 74 | 25 | 7 |
898 | Bugsy says we both need to stay on the lamb. | 1.3678 | 0.06959 | 87 | 63 | 16 | 8 |
899 | It just feels like I've found my niche. | 1.3675 | 0.05235 | 117 | 79 | 33 | 5 |
900 | I hate my life. | 1.3671 | 0.06540 | 79 | 54 | 21 | 4 |
901 | I don't know what it is, but I can't keep my eyes open on this job. | 1.3667 | 0.06211 | 90 | 62 | 23 | 5 |
902 | I’ll be better at this job once I can get my bangs trimmed. | 1.3667 | 0.06787 | 90 | 65 | 17 | 8 |
903 | So I was thinking of kabobs for dinner. | 1.3661 | 0.05812 | 112 | 79 | 25 | 8 |
904 | Let's curl our hair and join the flock. | 1.3661 | 0.05949 | 112 | 80 | 23 | 9 |
905 | And you're sure that I'm the father of all these puppies? | 1.3659 | 0.07051 | 82 | 59 | 16 | 7 |
906 | By herding them, nobody falls asleep and they get up and walk us again. | 1.3659 | 0.07051 | 82 | 59 | 16 | 7 |
907 | That fellow on the end doesn't seem to get what it means to be a sheep. | 1.3657 | 0.05458 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
908 | Sometimes I can't help myself. I howl like a wolf, just to freak them out. | 1.3656 | 0.06448 | 93 | 66 | 20 | 7 |
909 | I’m afraid that if I count them, I’ll fall asleep on the job. | 1.3656 | 0.05879 | 93 | 63 | 26 | 4 |
910 | No, first I was an accountant. Then I got insomnia. | 1.3654 | 0.06270 | 104 | 75 | 20 | 9 |
911 | I've grown immune to this herd. | 1.3649 | 0.07089 | 74 | 52 | 17 | 5 |
912 | Is this that crazy IQ test again? | 1.3649 | 0.07346 | 74 | 53 | 15 | 6 |
913 | Of course they're yours. | 1.3647 | 0.06228 | 85 | 58 | 23 | 4 |
914 | They gotta shear us, too. Our bangs are a work hazard. | 1.3646 | 0.06127 | 96 | 67 | 23 | 6 |
915 | Man, keeping them socially distanced is shear stress | 1.3646 | 0.05758 | 96 | 65 | 27 | 4 |
916 | Listen, dogs can’t write, so I can’t SHOW you the numbers, but isn’t it obvious we are WAY overstaffed? | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
917 | It's an easy Gig, they baa, we bark. | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
918 | I just don't want to be stuck in middle management the rest of my life. | 1.3643 | 0.05605 | 129 | 93 | 25 | 11 |
919 | Republicans make our lives look easy. | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
920 | How do they expect us to not fall asleep on the job? | 1.3636 | 0.06157 | 110 | 80 | 20 | 10 |
921 | Which one of us is the clone? | 1.3636 | 0.05040 | 110 | 80 | 23 | 7 |
922 | Do you think they're expecting us to do something? | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
923 | Make up your mind. It’s either me or ewe. | 1.3636 | 0.06020 | 110 | 79 | 22 | 9 |
924 | You know, I've always identified as a sheep. | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
925 | Watch their eyes...they are up to something! | 1.3636 | 0.05282 | 110 | 74 | 32 | 4 |
926 | Hey Dad I just got my Ancestry.com results and I’ve got a few questions... | 1.3628 | 0.06166 | 113 | 83 | 19 | 11 |
927 | Now we pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.3628 | 0.05769 | 113 | 80 | 25 | 8 |
928 | If we sit tight, we might also get a hair cut. | 1.3628 | 0.05631 | 113 | 79 | 27 | 7 |
929 | They look just like your mother. | 1.3627 | 0.06353 | 102 | 74 | 19 | 9 |
930 | .... and then those two sponsors each get two more sponsors and before you know it you don't have to work another day in your life. | 1.3627 | 0.07076 | 102 | 79 | 9 | 14 |
931 | Count the number of legs, then divide by four | 1.3625 | 0.07387 | 80 | 59 | 13 | 8 |
932 | Maybe they can help with your insomnia Ron | 1.3621 | 0.05530 | 116 | 81 | 28 | 7 |
933 | I’m sorry, did you say that there are eight sheep, or that you ate sheep? | 1.3621 | 0.05393 | 116 | 80 | 30 | 6 |
934 | What about diversity? There's not one black one in the bunch! | 1.3621 | 0.05795 | 116 | 83 | 24 | 9 |
935 | Are you starting to get sleepy now? | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
936 | Black sheep matter. | 1.3614 | 0.07389 | 83 | 62 | 12 | 9 |
937 | I resigned yesterday. I’m looking forward to just being a dog. | 1.3614 | 0.06545 | 83 | 58 | 20 | 5 |
938 | "Do you think they heard us talking about last night's lamb chops?" | 1.3613 | 0.05690 | 119 | 85 | 25 | 9 |
939 | I told you not to count them during the day. | 1.3607 | 0.05827 | 122 | 89 | 22 | 11 |
940 | I'm still confused. If someone cries wolf, does that mean there IS a wolf or not? | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
941 | Your a sheep dog...what did you expect? | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
942 | Finally, the job of my dreams! | 1.3604 | 0.05975 | 111 | 80 | 22 | 9 |
943 | Not to worry. They have herd immunity. | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
944 | I've decided I'm done with bangs. | 1.3604 | 0.05975 | 111 | 80 | 22 | 9 |
945 | What if they all vote the same way? | 1.3604 | 0.06110 | 111 | 81 | 20 | 10 |
946 | Thinking one of us may not be a pure breed? | 1.3600 | 0.06117 | 100 | 71 | 22 | 7 |
947 | Sheep will believe anything you tell them. That’s what I’ve learned from Trump. | 1.3600 | 0.06594 | 100 | 74 | 16 | 10 |
948 | Gary sat quietly plotting his revenge as Mr. Buttons made yet another 'pasture bedtime" pun | 1.3600 | 0.07263 | 75 | 54 | 15 | 6 |
949 | Sad silly sheep standing starkly still | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
950 | I really feel like I was born to do this job. | 1.3592 | 0.05830 | 103 | 72 | 25 | 6 |
951 | Sometimes I just need to lift my leg and pee to remind me who I am. | 1.3592 | 0.06301 | 103 | 75 | 19 | 9 |
952 | Remind me again, which one's Dolly? | 1.3592 | 0.05830 | 103 | 72 | 25 | 6 |
953 | How do you make a ewe turn | 1.3590 | 0.06822 | 78 | 55 | 18 | 5 |
954 | Why did you have to tell them they're adopted? | 1.3588 | 0.05533 | 131 | 95 | 25 | 11 |
955 | I say it makess them look fat. | 1.3587 | 0.06101 | 92 | 64 | 23 | 5 |
956 | Frankly, I prefer fetching slippers, a nicely banked fire in the hearth, and the aroma of Prince Albert in the air. | 1.3587 | 0.06663 | 92 | 67 | 17 | 8 |
957 | I’m really starting to resent the fact that they’re not called Dog Sheep | 1.3587 | 0.06101 | 92 | 64 | 23 | 5 |
958 | Gary, do you think I come from an outdated command culture? | 1.3585 | 0.06314 | 106 | 78 | 18 | 10 |
959 | Stop counting! It keeps putting you to sleep! | 1.3583 | 0.05525 | 120 | 85 | 27 | 8 |
960 | ... therefore thermal absorptivity is related to volumetric heat capacity. That's why I just love wool. | 1.3580 | 0.06409 | 81 | 56 | 21 | 4 |
961 | I’d totally date one if there weren’t a perceived power differential. | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
962 | Did you see this week’s paycheck? I think we’ve been fleeced. | 1.3579 | 0.06334 | 95 | 68 | 20 | 7 |
963 | Get'm turned around, and we hit our bonus for the quarter. | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
964 | Sniffed the new guy's butt. He seems nice. | 1.3571 | 0.06364 | 98 | 71 | 19 | 8 |
965 | I am the good shepherd. Who the hell are you? | 1.3571 | 0.07347 | 70 | 50 | 15 | 5 |
966 | Stop counting them. | 1.3571 | 0.05793 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 8 |
967 | My favorite time is when the curfew tolls the knell of parting day, and the flock winds slowly homeward o'er the lea. | 1.3571 | 0.07114 | 84 | 62 | 14 | 8 |
968 | Our job was so much easier when social distancing wasn’t a thing | 1.3571 | 0.05360 | 112 | 77 | 30 | 5 |
969 | Are you guys gonna herd us or should we do it ourselves again and you take the credit as always? | 1.3564 | 0.05901 | 101 | 71 | 24 | 6 |
970 | Why are we working for dry dog food when we can have fresh mutton every day? | 1.3563 | 0.06932 | 87 | 64 | 15 | 8 |
971 | I’m telling you Lou, Big Wool controls everything. Small herds like ours, don’t stand a chance. | 1.3563 | 0.06535 | 87 | 62 | 19 | 6 |
972 | Everytime I count them I fall asleep. Any suggestions? | 1.3558 | 0.05620 | 104 | 72 | 27 | 5 |
973 | I like to think of them as "Brothers from another Mother". | 1.3558 | 0.05278 | 104 | 70 | 31 | 3 |
974 | Aren't we supposed to be keeping them six feet apart? | 1.3558 | 0.06098 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 8 |
975 | My guidance councilor predicted this. | 1.3556 | 0.06762 | 90 | 66 | 16 | 8 |
976 | Whatever you do, don’t mention Easter dinner | 1.3556 | 0.06762 | 90 | 66 | 16 | 8 |
977 | I want a paternity test. | 1.3553 | 0.07423 | 76 | 56 | 13 | 7 |
978 | Do you really think they have my nose? | 1.3551 | 0.05827 | 107 | 76 | 24 | 7 |
979 | That one is trouble | 1.3548 | 0.06047 | 93 | 65 | 23 | 5 |
980 | So I’ll go, ‘Hey, whatcha want for dins?’ And then you’ll go, ‘Mutton, honey!’ | 1.3548 | 0.06602 | 93 | 68 | 17 | 8 |
981 | Remember, we don't herd anymore, we use covert influence. | 1.3548 | 0.06238 | 93 | 66 | 21 | 6 |
982 | Ever wonder what they taste like? | 1.3545 | 0.05416 | 110 | 76 | 29 | 5 |
983 | I want to thank the person who genetical modified these guys into a self-herding breed! Wonder when they will start shedding sweaters? | 1.3542 | 0.05731 | 96 | 66 | 26 | 4 |
984 | Looks like they're taking this herd immunity thing pretty seriously. | 1.3542 | 0.06279 | 96 | 69 | 20 | 7 |
985 | If we're sheep dogs,are they sheep sheep? | 1.3542 | 0.06279 | 96 | 69 | 20 | 7 |
986 | We're in Heaven! | 1.3540 | 0.05322 | 113 | 78 | 30 | 5 |
987 | You're a sheepdog. You can't be afraid of sheep, for god's sake. | 1.3540 | 0.06018 | 113 | 83 | 20 | 10 |
988 | making us look bigger than the herd is good for propoganda | 1.3540 | 0.06018 | 113 | 83 | 20 | 10 |
989 | I've been having trouble falling asleep lately. Any suggestions? | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
990 | I don’t think this is how to achieve herd immunity. | 1.3535 | 0.05799 | 99 | 69 | 25 | 5 |
991 | The one on the far left is the trouble maker. | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
992 | Most boring job I ever had. I keep falling asleep! | 1.3529 | 0.06176 | 102 | 74 | 20 | 8 |
993 | Hard to tell. They all look alike. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
994 | It’s your turn to explain Easter. | 1.3529 | 0.07616 | 85 | 66 | 8 | 11 |
995 | They only respond to the pronoun they. | 1.3529 | 0.06418 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 5 |
996 | That cut doesn't really flatter their faces. | 1.3524 | 0.05410 | 105 | 72 | 29 | 4 |
997 | No, you cannot wear blackface. | 1.3524 | 0.05739 | 105 | 74 | 25 | 6 |
998 | I'm telling you Carl, the humans said we'll be immune to anything if we just become *part* of the herd. | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
999 | I dare you to bark. | 1.3523 | 0.06268 | 88 | 62 | 21 | 5 |
1000 | How long do you think it will be til the press finds out they all "dated" Gaetz? | 1.3523 | 0.06268 | 88 | 62 | 21 | 5 |
1001 | You're right, Fido! It DOES look as if someone different drew the sheep. | 1.3521 | 0.06978 | 71 | 50 | 17 | 4 |
1002 | How many did we start out with anyway? Bud? Hey, Bud! Wake up! | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
1003 | How many times must I tell you, no ewe turns!? | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
1004 | Herd immunity” does not mean what you think it means | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
1005 | Stay sharp. They're considering outsourcing. | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
1006 | Mary really pulled the wool over your eyes | 1.3516 | 0.06878 | 91 | 68 | 14 | 9 |
1007 | Remember, don't count them while you're on watch | 1.3516 | 0.06226 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1008 | Boss is on a tear. Ewe lose one and the sheep will hit the fan. | 1.3516 | 0.05925 | 91 | 63 | 24 | 4 |
1009 | Ever notice how you begin to look like them? | 1.3514 | 0.06091 | 111 | 82 | 19 | 10 |
1010 | Sheep dog two words, or sheepdog one word? | 1.3514 | 0.05673 | 111 | 79 | 25 | 7 |
1011 | Wolves in sheep dog clothing,why didn’t we think of this before? | 1.3514 | 0.07310 | 74 | 54 | 14 | 6 |
1012 | Don't let 'em fool ya, they know exactly what's going on. | 1.3511 | 0.06365 | 94 | 68 | 19 | 7 |
1013 | Hey, it's a sweet gig. Counting sheep? You can do it in your sleep. | 1.3506 | 0.06605 | 77 | 54 | 19 | 4 |
1014 | I trademarked our new company name: 'We create herd ‘em unity.' | 1.3505 | 0.06395 | 97 | 71 | 18 | 8 |
1015 | How do you stay awake on this job? | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
1016 | Had no other choice but to give the one next to you a "Time-Out"! | 1.3505 | 0.05292 | 97 | 65 | 30 | 2 |
1017 | Have you ever thought of taking up knitting? | 1.3505 | 0.05684 | 97 | 67 | 26 | 4 |
1018 | You ever think it’d be easier to join them? | 1.3505 | 0.06050 | 97 | 69 | 22 | 6 |
1019 | Yeah, but if we follow them, what does that make us? | 1.3504 | 0.05195 | 117 | 81 | 31 | 5 |
1020 | There’s always 1 non-conformist in every flock. | 1.3500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 71 | 23 | 6 |
1021 | If we follow them we can get a free haircut. | 1.3500 | 0.07138 | 80 | 59 | 14 | 7 |
1022 | Why don’t we just barcode them? | 1.3500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 71 | 23 | 6 |
1023 | I feel like I've outgrown this job | 1.3500 | 0.06256 | 100 | 73 | 19 | 8 |
1024 | How many? I tried counting them but I kept falling asleep. | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1025 | one more shaggy dog story and I am calling the wolf! | 1.3495 | 0.06125 | 103 | 75 | 20 | 8 |
1026 | Since we're not technically wolves, this is fine, right? | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1027 | I tell you this stock market is crazy. We get the runaround and they get fleeced | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1028 | What they say about owners and their pets starting to look alike may be true | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1029 | THINK about it. I mean, we've been following sheep. | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1030 | Actually, I majored in goats. | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
1031 | I could use a trim myself. | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1032 | Honey, did you cheat on me while I was away? Because they sure don't look like me! | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1033 | ...All I'm saying is that if the right wolf came along, I would want to hear him out. | 1.3488 | 0.06972 | 86 | 64 | 14 | 8 |
1034 | Apparently they call us enablers. | 1.3486 | 0.05194 | 109 | 77 | 27 | 5 |
1035 | Wolves? No, I can barely see the sheep. | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1036 | Even when I bark they just won't socially distance! | 1.3483 | 0.06608 | 89 | 65 | 17 | 7 |
1037 | Mark my words. They're going to unionize any day now. | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
1038 | Don't look so sheepish. We definitely earned our place in this class photo. | 1.3483 | 0.06799 | 89 | 66 | 15 | 8 |
1039 | Shouldn't they be named for us? | 1.3482 | 0.05631 | 112 | 80 | 25 | 7 |
1040 | Sleeping on the job again, Mack!? There was 105 sheep here yesterday! | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1041 | ‘is this all that there is to it?’ | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1042 | You see? Fear based leadership is never the answer | 1.3475 | 0.05433 | 118 | 84 | 27 | 7 |
1043 | Who is watching whom,Harry? | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1044 | Perms are back. But shags are chicer. | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1045 | The days might be long, but it's hard to beat the built-in herd immunity. | 1.3474 | 0.06128 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
1046 | See that guy facing you? That’s a new Republican. | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1047 | Yeah, that sounds like fun: You scatter them and I round'em up! | 1.3467 | 0.06149 | 75 | 51 | 22 | 2 |
1048 | I barked too much in my apartment. Why were you sent here? | 1.3467 | 0.07227 | 75 | 55 | 14 | 6 |
1049 | The funny thing about English is that ‘eight sheep’ sounds the same as ‘ate sheep. | 1.3467 | 0.06710 | 75 | 53 | 18 | 4 |
1050 | they are much better than "MY PILLOW" | 1.3465 | 0.06515 | 101 | 76 | 15 | 10 |
1051 | Getting perms ourselves will improve management/labor relations. | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1052 | That proves it. One out of eight is directionally challenged. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1053 | I guess none of us have been to the barber in a year... | 1.3462 | 0.06786 | 78 | 56 | 17 | 5 |
1054 | I don't care what Shari Lewis did ... you put your paw up another one and I'm out of here. | 1.3462 | 0.07027 | 78 | 57 | 15 | 6 |
1055 | It's not just you, Edith. We're all looking a little sheepish these days. | 1.3462 | 0.06227 | 104 | 77 | 18 | 9 |
1056 | Every time you fall asleep I have to start counting all over again. | 1.3458 | 0.05804 | 107 | 77 | 23 | 7 |
1057 | I hear we're eligible for a PPP loan | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1058 | Sometimes I think I’m one of them | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1059 | They’re so happy to have missed the Seder...should I tell them about next weekend? | 1.3457 | 0.06840 | 81 | 59 | 16 | 6 |
1060 | There’s always one in every crowd. | 1.3452 | 0.06222 | 84 | 59 | 21 | 4 |
1061 | You expect me to believe they followed you home? | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1062 | Sheep? Dog? Sheep Dog? What are we?! | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1063 | Seems easier than herding cats? | 1.3452 | 0.06879 | 84 | 62 | 15 | 7 |
1064 | I’m feeling a little sheepish right now. | 1.3451 | 0.05999 | 113 | 84 | 19 | 10 |
1065 | Darling, what REALLY happened the weekend you went to see your sister? | 1.3448 | 0.07094 | 87 | 66 | 12 | 9 |
1066 | He still thinks Mary is coming. | 1.3448 | 0.06707 | 87 | 64 | 16 | 7 |
1067 | How about we call then "dog sheep" for a change? | 1.3448 | 0.06707 | 87 | 64 | 16 | 7 |
1068 | Wool. Woof. Wolf!? | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1069 | Well at least they're wearing masks | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1070 | I say we eat one. | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1071 | You know,I think we could use a little trim too. | 1.3448 | 0.06707 | 87 | 64 | 16 | 7 |
1072 | This should make it easy to fall asleep tonight | 1.3448 | 0.06011 | 116 | 87 | 18 | 11 |
1073 | It's nice to do this off Zoom for once. | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 84 | 29 | 6 |
1074 | still need to get a haircut, but at least we're at work again | 1.3444 | 0.06734 | 90 | 67 | 15 | 8 |
1075 | They said herd immunity will protect us, but didn't specify which herd... | 1.3443 | 0.05793 | 122 | 91 | 20 | 11 |
1076 | I can see shearly now. | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
1077 | I demand a paternity test! | 1.3441 | 0.06575 | 93 | 69 | 16 | 8 |
1078 | Do you think we are the pick of the litter” | 1.3440 | 0.05577 | 125 | 92 | 23 | 10 |
1079 | This time, make sure to get a haircut before your seeing eye dog interview. | 1.3438 | 0.06426 | 96 | 71 | 17 | 8 |
1080 | Have we finally transitioned from labradoodle to sheeple? | 1.3438 | 0.06426 | 96 | 71 | 17 | 8 |
1081 | I think Mary has a problem. | 1.3438 | 0.06426 | 96 | 71 | 17 | 8 |
1082 | Here’s a bit of irony for you. Wool makes me itch. | 1.3434 | 0.06285 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 8 |
1083 | I'm always sleepy at work. | 1.3434 | 0.06285 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 8 |
1084 | Isn’t the saying “A WOLF in sheep’s clothing”? | 1.3434 | 0.05591 | 99 | 69 | 26 | 4 |
1085 | I told them we were first cousins" | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1086 | When they're quiet like this, that's when they're planning something! | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1087 | Thanks, but I sleep just fine. | 1.3431 | 0.05305 | 102 | 70 | 29 | 3 |
1088 | Let’s cry wolf. | 1.3429 | 0.07583 | 70 | 52 | 12 | 6 |
1089 | . . . then what's the plural of "sheepdog? | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
1090 | I know we can’t see well, but where are the sheeps’ faces? | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
1091 | I thought you said shih tzu. not sheep zoo. | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
1092 | I should have mentioned that I have a wool allergy. | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
1093 | I go more by feel than a specific count. | 1.3425 | 0.07356 | 73 | 54 | 13 | 6 |
1094 | I think I'd be able to fall asleep more efficiently if there were more than just eight for me to count. | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
1095 | And they say we all look the same. | 1.3423 | 0.05504 | 111 | 79 | 26 | 6 |
1096 | Okay, which one is the wolf? | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1097 | Why are we doing this, again? | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1098 | Think about it. All the dogfood we can eat in a night, and all we have to do is look the other way for 30 seconds. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1099 | What do you think is wrong with the one hiding its face from the picture -- not vaccinated, yet? | 1.3415 | 0.07201 | 82 | 62 | 12 | 8 |
1100 | I really feel sheepish! | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1101 | But I’m not old or English. | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
1102 | Get this: we run around the whole day, nip at the sheep, and when we're done the humans take us home and feed us! And they call us 'working' dogs! | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
1103 | They are plotting One has already turned... | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
1104 | Remember that guy Wylie. Those were the days. | 1.3412 | 0.07012 | 85 | 64 | 13 | 8 |
1105 | I know how badly you want kids, but can you please stop naming the sheep | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1106 | What do you say we ditch the kids and catch a movie? | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1107 | I know we're supposed to drive them, but therapy taught me that I'm really a follower. | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
1108 | And I say "Humbug." | 1.3407 | 0.07027 | 91 | 70 | 11 | 10 |
1109 | So, does that make them Dog Sheep...? | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1110 | Did you remember to bring the mint sauce. | 1.3407 | 0.05682 | 91 | 63 | 25 | 3 |
1111 | Yeah, so by empowering the sheep to herd themselves we can challenge the status quo WHILE NAPPING! | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1112 | I think it’s actually ducks in a row. | 1.3404 | 0.05770 | 94 | 66 | 24 | 4 |
1113 | Have you ever wondered if, like, you're the sheep. | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1114 | No matter what I say, they will not stay six feet apart. | 1.3404 | 0.05770 | 94 | 66 | 24 | 4 |
1115 | Can you believe they don’t notice we’re in wolf’s clothing?!” | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
1116 | I'm feeling rather sheepish. | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1117 | Every time I ask you to take a turn at counting you doze off!! | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1118 | Now watch what happens when I bark! | 1.3400 | 0.06067 | 100 | 73 | 20 | 7 |
1119 | It's hard staying awake through inventory. | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1120 | Rule number one: drink your coffee before starting the daily sheep count. | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1121 | ...so then I responded, ‘I’m just looking for a sheep thrill.’ | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1122 | If humans get to resemble their dogs, shouldn't it make sense that we end up resembling our sheep? | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
1123 | Undercover rocks! Look at them: they have no clue we’re dogs. | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
1124 | Don't you just love working undercover? | 1.3396 | 0.05669 | 106 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
1125 | Is this getting easier,or are they just that stupid? | 1.3396 | 0.05509 | 106 | 75 | 26 | 5 |
1126 | Could this meeting have been an email instead? | 1.3393 | 0.05463 | 112 | 80 | 26 | 6 |
1127 | There's always one trouble-maker. | 1.3393 | 0.05314 | 112 | 79 | 28 | 5 |
1128 | You can't pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1129 | 'they are soft on the outside crunchy in the middle' | 1.3380 | 0.07755 | 71 | 54 | 10 | 7 |
1130 | Why can’t it be a dog-eat-sheep world? | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1131 | These guys look eweser friendly! | 1.3378 | 0.06462 | 74 | 52 | 19 | 3 |
1132 | I get all my apparel from Sheepsclothing.com | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
1133 | Freaking sheep, they'll do anything they're told. So where'd master say these guys need to go? | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
1134 | Like I always say, you gotta fake it til you make it! | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
1135 | Ever want to just eat them" | 1.3375 | 0.05320 | 80 | 53 | 27 | 0 |
1136 | I’m feeling a bit sheepish. | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1137 | Are we even getting paid for this? | 1.3373 | 0.06006 | 83 | 58 | 22 | 3 |
1138 | I don't know. I got an email from 23 & Me. | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
1139 | Tell Number Eight to face the camera and say Cheese! | 1.3373 | 0.07125 | 83 | 63 | 12 | 8 |
1140 | I'm glad we adopted. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1141 | The shear audacity of the herd scares me. | 1.3373 | 0.06916 | 83 | 62 | 14 | 7 |
1142 | They’re all Republican and the flock belongs to Mitch McConnell. | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1143 | We can't both be good dog ... | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1144 | If you loved her so much, you should have tied a ribbon around her neck. | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1145 | She hates having her picture taken. | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1146 | I don't think they're buying that 'sheepdog' means we're related." | 1.3372 | 0.07136 | 86 | 66 | 11 | 9 |
1147 | That's Fred. We're still having some communication problems. | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
1148 | With the right curlers, we can look like that. too! | 1.3371 | 0.05967 | 89 | 63 | 22 | 4 |
1149 | Ok. We’re Australian Cattle Dogs. Our pronouns are “go left,” go right,”and “good dog.” | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1150 | If octomom can do it we can too! | 1.3370 | 0.06608 | 92 | 69 | 15 | 8 |
1151 | Wonder what kind of 'doodle' or 'poo' they are | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1152 | They’re part of the National Insomnia Guard on standby for emergency pandemic call up. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1153 | I think we were supposed to lead, not follow. | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1154 | So, what is it we're supposed to do again? | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1155 | We got them all. Wake up! | 1.3368 | 0.06627 | 95 | 72 | 14 | 9 |
1156 | Baaaark. | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1157 | But all my stories are shaggy dog stories. | 1.3367 | 0.05607 | 98 | 69 | 25 | 4 |
1158 | How should I know how many there are supposed to be? Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep. | 1.3367 | 0.06313 | 98 | 73 | 17 | 8 |
1159 | I'm telling you, that one in the front was right about when to sell my shares of GameStop. | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1160 | I think we'll fit right in... | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
1161 | Where is Mary when you need her? | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
1162 | HOW MANY CHOPS DO YOU SEE? | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
1163 | Who are YOU calling shaggy? | 1.3366 | 0.05500 | 101 | 71 | 26 | 4 |
1164 | I say we cut a deal with the wolves and get the hell out of here. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
1165 | Now that you’re sitting, I’m afraid I have some bad ewes. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
1166 | I am glad we went back to using Woolite! | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1167 | Do you ever think about our work-life balance, and wish it could be different? | 1.3365 | 0.05399 | 104 | 73 | 27 | 4 |
1168 | You know I hate it when you let your work follow you home. | 1.3364 | 0.05302 | 107 | 75 | 28 | 4 |
1169 | Honey, are the kids really mine? | 1.3364 | 0.06077 | 107 | 80 | 18 | 9 |
1170 | I knew he couldn't get past five before falling asleep. | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1171 | Here’s lookin at ewe! | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1172 | Ok remember - we should only count all LEGAL sheep. | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1173 | They'll demote you to a K-8 unless you find that ninth sheep. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1174 | Beats the heck out of herding cats | 1.3333 | 0.06622 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1175 | You sure you never mixed business with pleasure? | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1176 | Do you like being named for these things? | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1177 | See the resemblance? | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1178 | I told you. With direct eye contact they Come to YOU! | 1.3333 | 0.06299 | 105 | 80 | 15 | 10 |
1179 | Ever eaten one? Tempted? | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1180 | To keep social distance or to shepherd, that is the question | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1181 | Our kind were wolves once,I'm just saying. | 1.3333 | 0.06743 | 69 | 49 | 17 | 3 |
1182 | You count. I'm going to take a nap. | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1183 | If we keep our mouths shut, we'll fit right in. | 1.3333 | 0.06102 | 75 | 52 | 21 | 2 |
1184 | You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled. | 1.3333 | 0.06546 | 93 | 70 | 15 | 8 |
1185 | Rex, wake up. I told you we're here to guard them, not count them. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1186 | Do you ever feel part of a metaphor for the police state? | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1187 | I'm not seeing a lot of social distancing here, Ralph. | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
1188 | Keep your eye on the one with no sense of direction. He could lead them all astray! | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1189 | Labradoodles, Goldendoodles, Schnoodles -- It's all gone too far! | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1190 | You don't need the vaccine, we have herd immunity. | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1191 | Marty, I told you that wasn't our stroller. | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1192 | So you really think these dog suits will keep the wolves away? | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1193 | You send off for that genetic DNA family tree stuff...you have to be prepared to accept the results! | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1194 | Ok, count again, this time without falling asleep. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1195 | No, I said “Turn the other ‘cheek’”. | 1.3333 | 0.07661 | 72 | 55 | 10 | 7 |
1196 | Have you tried counting sheep? | 1.3333 | 0.05372 | 99 | 69 | 27 | 3 |
1197 | It's like herding cats, but they are not our enemies. | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1198 | I promise this will give us herd immunity. | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1199 | Easter treats: Marshmallow covered chocolate sheep. "What d'ya say? Four for you and four for me?" | 1.3333 | 0.06845 | 84 | 63 | 14 | 7 |
1200 | He's been shamed ever since he disappeared for a half hour with the farmer. | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1201 | Go on, shout "wolf". I double-dog dare you. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1202 | I never knew why they called us sheepdogs until we had the kids. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1203 | Did you know that 95% of kibble is contaminated with microsheep? | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1204 | We found them but they weren't exactly 'wagging their tails behind them'. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1205 | You and I are dawgs, right? | 1.3333 | 0.06126 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 8 |
1206 | I love it when the border collies go on vacation | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1207 | The most annoying thing about this job are their butts” | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1208 | Is it three or six sheep apart now? | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1209 | I can't see sheep for shit | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1210 | Having trouble falling asleep again I see | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
1211 | Hey at least we’re working again | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1212 | Do you think we're adequately compensated for our supervisory responsibilities? | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1213 | So which one's the wolf? | 1.3304 | 0.06001 | 112 | 85 | 17 | 10 |
1214 | I can't tell if you are a sheep in wolf's clothes, or a wolf in sheep's clothes. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1215 | You ever wonder if this is all there is? | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1216 | Do you think the wolves know we can’t see through all of this hair? | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1217 | Ever since the pandemic I can’t really tell if they are ignoring us or just being sheepish. | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1218 | Almost time to knock off. Whaddya say we grab a couple of brewskis and some lamb chops? | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1219 | No man, just a gig worker. | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1220 | They look bigger in the pictures. | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1221 | And we must remain dogged in pursuit. | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1222 | Have you read Animal Farm? | 1.3299 | 0.05429 | 97 | 68 | 26 | 3 |
1223 | Who’s counting? | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1224 | Are you asleep under those bangs again? | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1225 | Family reunions are WAY more fun on the Dog side of the family | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1226 | This time you howl like a wolf and I'll round 'em up. | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1227 | I told you not to count them! | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1228 | Now I'm not suggesting we're really half dog and half sheep, but it's a useful metaphor. | 1.3295 | 0.05039 | 88 | 59 | 29 | 0 |
1229 | You'll never guess what happened next, the guy just fell asleep | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
1230 | I thought I herd sheep. | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1231 | That one just won’t flocking listen | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1232 | Sometimes I think the sheep herd us. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1233 | Wake up! They’re all accounted for. | 1.3294 | 0.05263 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1234 | This is so much easier now that they’ve all been vaccinated. | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1235 | Obviously Bernard, an eyebrow trim could have avoided such devastating flock shrinkage | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1236 | Wait until March -- it's Shear Madness. | 1.3293 | 0.07166 | 82 | 63 | 11 | 8 |
1237 | Well, I suppose we will have to look for Little Bo Peep | 1.3293 | 0.06733 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 6 |
1238 | Ewe talkin’ to me? | 1.3293 | 0.06733 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 6 |
1239 | You’re the only one I was with at the time | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1240 | Dad, I appreciate that you pulled some strings for me to get this job, and this line of work is great and all...but what I really want to do is Direct. | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1241 | Now don't count them or you'll fall asleep again on the job again. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1242 | ... not so much a calling, Stan, as a violent hatred of mint jelly. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1243 | Waddya say you keep an eye on the sheep and I'll grab us a six-pack? | 1.3291 | 0.06912 | 79 | 59 | 14 | 6 |
1244 | Hey! You wanna guess which one's the wolf? | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
1245 | Time to get our cardio in. On three i cry “”WOLF!””, you herd front, I herd back. Ready? | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1246 | I count 80, but dogs can't count so I'm not sure? | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1247 | Do you think they're unionizing? | 1.3289 | 0.07348 | 76 | 58 | 11 | 7 |
1248 | If we follow them, aren’t we just sheep too? | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
1249 | We're good as long as they buy the wolf story. | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
1250 | We are practically essential workers | 1.3286 | 0.06663 | 70 | 50 | 17 | 3 |
1251 | Should we let them run or should we actually take care of them until they are good to eat. | 1.3284 | 0.07177 | 67 | 49 | 14 | 4 |
1252 | Let's eat one and blame it on a pack of wolves. | 1.3284 | 0.06516 | 67 | 47 | 18 | 2 |
1253 | Sometimes I wish we could just be 'dogs' and lose the 'sheep'. | 1.3281 | 0.07062 | 64 | 46 | 15 | 3 |
1254 | Coach, one more and we've got a baseball team. | 1.3279 | 0.07654 | 61 | 45 | 12 | 4 |
1255 | No, you schmoe -- we're trying to pull the wool over THEIR eyes. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1256 | How will we manage them if we have to go back to the office? | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1257 | I don't know what they expect but personally I love lamb chops. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1258 | Bill dear, do you think I should get a perm? | 1.3271 | 0.06197 | 107 | 82 | 15 | 10 |
1259 | just be thankful we're not Skunk Dogs. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1260 | You could absolutely pull off a side part. | 1.3269 | 0.06025 | 104 | 78 | 18 | 8 |
1261 | I can't believe the Governor has closed the barber shops again. | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1262 | Surnames aside, I refuse to accept that they are in any way related to us. | 1.3269 | 0.05193 | 104 | 73 | 28 | 3 |
1263 | Frankly, I'm looking for something a bit more challenging... | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
1264 | If you reach out about 8 inches with your right paw, you'll feel one that's backwards. Turn him 180 degrees and get a haircut. | 1.3267 | 0.06765 | 101 | 80 | 9 | 12 |
1265 | So, how many did you count before they put you to sleep? Carl? | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
1266 | He's the back sheep of the family. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1267 | Any more than this and I'll fall asleep. | 1.3265 | 0.06285 | 98 | 74 | 16 | 8 |
1268 | I have to admit working from home really spoiled me. | 1.3263 | 0.05687 | 95 | 68 | 23 | 4 |
1269 | I’m supposed to keep the count, but for some reason I keep falling asleep. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1270 | I try to count them, but keep falling asleep. | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1271 | Hey Rex. Do you know what I herd? Sheep. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1272 | Sure, they make great pillows, but what other use do they have? | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1273 | I wonder where I could get my hair curled like that? | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1274 | This is the right place, right? | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1275 | I don’t think they got a haircut since the pandemic started either. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1276 | How do none of them look like me, Louise? | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1277 | Sheep should be herd, not seen. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1278 | Let's stampede them, so we can round them up again | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1279 | Cutting the bangs might be a good career move. | 1.3256 | 0.05834 | 86 | 61 | 22 | 3 |
1280 | We may look alike but it would take so much work to perfect the bleat. | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1281 | Are you on the lamb? | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1282 | I just feel my career options are narrow and pre-defined. | 1.3253 | 0.06880 | 83 | 63 | 13 | 7 |
1283 | Hey I think we fit in fine. | 1.3253 | 0.05713 | 83 | 58 | 23 | 2 |
1284 | Nice baa-ngs. | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1285 | I can see why they cloned them, but not us. | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1286 | I swear, they were six feet apart last summer. | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1287 | How do we keep them six feet apart? | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1288 | You ever dream of doing something else with your life? | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1289 | If more than 2 get away, we lose herd immunity | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1290 | Sheep. They all look alike to me. | 1.3253 | 0.05450 | 83 | 57 | 25 | 1 |
1291 | You cheated on me with a sheep? | 1.3253 | 0.07295 | 83 | 65 | 9 | 9 |
1292 | Just once I'd like to see one of them dress up in wolf's clothing. | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1293 | D'ja ever consider that if they had decided to make clothes from dog hair how different our lives would be? | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1294 | You bark and chase them around all day long. Now you want to hang out? | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1295 | It's Yoo-Hoo, not Ewe-Hoo. | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1296 | The cute one is my sister. | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1297 | Day 30 and they still haven’t noticed. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1298 | I prefer to think of myself as a senior director of mobile wool units. I'm the best in my field | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1299 | No, I will NOT “baa-rk | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1300 | Now that we're sheep in dog's clothing, we can run for it. | 1.3247 | 0.07025 | 77 | 58 | 13 | 6 |
1301 | We're tough on them, but at least it's not an e-commerce fulfillment center. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1302 | Just so we're on the same page, there were always eight of them and we don't know anything about the mix up. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1303 | Please, focus and try to stay awake. | 1.3246 | 0.05061 | 114 | 81 | 29 | 4 |
1304 | Are you sure that I am the father? | 1.3246 | 0.05777 | 114 | 86 | 19 | 9 |
1305 | So, about this side hustle with the wolf where we ‘misplace’ a sheep a week . . . | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1306 | They're right in front of you, Fred. We've got to get you in as soon as the shearers reopen. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1307 | New day, same sheep | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1308 | I am afraid we are typecast | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
1309 | Let's just eat 'em all! | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1310 | Remember last year when Rocky decided to get sheared just before class photo day? | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1311 | I think they’ve developed herd immunity. | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
1312 | Wait, explain it again. This is where the farmer gets his coat? | 1.3243 | 0.06117 | 74 | 52 | 20 | 2 |
1313 | They look like popcorn with eyes. | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1314 | Bob,you have to stop dozing off every time it's your turn to take inventory ... | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1315 | Do you think that they’re not wearing masks for political reasons? Just nod. One of them is looking at us. | 1.3239 | 0.07445 | 71 | 54 | 11 | 6 |
1316 | This is going to be very hard online. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1317 | It was just another rabbit but I've got to tell you, I felt so alive. | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
1318 | How many are there supposed to be? Whenever I try counting them, I fall asleep. | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1319 | I'll never get to sleep with just 7. | 1.3232 | 0.06553 | 99 | 77 | 12 | 10 |
1320 | Let's cry "Wolf!" and see what happens. | 1.3232 | 0.05339 | 99 | 70 | 26 | 3 |
1321 | I told them we're "essential workers" in line for the vaccine. They're not buying it. | 1.3231 | 0.05846 | 65 | 44 | 21 | 0 |
1322 | I can never tell whether they are flocked or just flocking. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1323 | They look like your side of the family" | 1.3229 | 0.05440 | 96 | 68 | 25 | 3 |
1324 | Hey Fred — why does Alfie have his head on backwards? | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1325 | Don't you hate being defined by others? | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1326 | They say dogs are humans’ best friends, but I think they’re just using us. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1327 | In that story...did the boy cry 'wool' or 'woof? | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1328 | Hey ewe, nothing to see back here. | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1329 | I just keep thinking: our ancestors ate them. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1330 | Knitting classes?! | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1331 | Wasn't there supposed to be 9 of them? | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1332 | I think she likes you. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1333 | Like a vaccine, ya know, providing herd immunity." | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1334 | I’m not sure I herd ewe correctly. | 1.3218 | 0.06838 | 87 | 67 | 12 | 8 |
1335 | Yes, they are cute but I liked it better when we had litters of puppies | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1336 | Is it ewe or you? | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1337 | Hey.. I never though of curling our bangs!!!! | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1338 | I hear the first bite is a lot like cotton candy. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1339 | The pay's not great, but the fringe benefits are terrific. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1340 | It doesn’t matter what they think. They’re SHEEP. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1341 | Enough for mittens. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1342 | Something's amiss, but I can't put my paw on it. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1343 | I bet you didn't even notice that one of these sheep is facing the wrong way. You're a bad sheepdog Harold | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1344 | Yes, you herded them, but they need to point the same direction. | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
1345 | Can dogs talk ? | 1.3210 | 0.07207 | 81 | 63 | 10 | 8 |
1346 | Why is it impossible to get a decent family photo? | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1347 | Still got the quarantine hair goin', eh? | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1348 | On Zoom it looked like there were a lot more of them. | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1349 | Do you think I was to hard on that Bo-Peep girl? | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1350 | Esther, I’m not buying they’re mine. | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
1351 | The Employee Manual says they all must face the same way. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1352 | Sorry -- Was that 'woof' or 'wolf'? | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
1353 | So they look like their father,then? | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1354 | If we got our hair curled, like the sheep, it would stay out of our eyes. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1355 | Where’s the black one? | 1.3196 | 0.06311 | 97 | 74 | 15 | 8 |
1356 | Well, this herd impunity thing is working just fine for me. | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1357 | We’ve got them this far. Do you think we can get them to storm the Capital now? | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1358 | To you they're prey. To me they're metaphor. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1359 | There is always one who doesn’t get the word. | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1360 | Honestly, I haven't counted sheep since I was a pup. | 1.3191 | 0.05601 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1361 | They can't wear masks but should we make them social-distance? | 1.3191 | 0.06455 | 94 | 72 | 14 | 8 |
1362 | You count them this time. I tried but I kept falling asleep. | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1363 | Hank, just make sure you don't leave any water in your bowl. We can get into big trouble when they line up to vote for their favorite shearer. | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
1364 | Wouldn't it just be easier for everyone if they made the sweaters out of OUR fur? | 1.3188 | 0.07860 | 69 | 54 | 8 | 7 |
1365 | Yes they think we're their grandparents, but can we still have one for dinner? | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1366 | Why are we called sheep dogs? We don’t look anything like them. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1367 | Do you think we should tell them who their real parents are? | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1368 | YOU may not like it, but I’m still feeling the urge to get a perm! | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1369 | Tell them your name is Q" | 1.3187 | 0.06790 | 91 | 71 | 11 | 9 |
1370 | Don’t you think we’re perpetuating a stereotype? | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1371 | What do you call when a flock of sheep try to take over France? Baaaaa-stille Day | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1372 | I had the dream again, Harry... The one with the mint jelly... | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1373 | This gig wouldn't be so bad if we could just guard them from the other end. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1374 | There's always one in the flock! | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1375 | A sheep walks into a bar. C'mon,at least let me get to the flocking punch line. | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
1376 | I keep going back and forth between Cute and Delicious looking. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1377 | That's why we don't need to wear masks. They are immune. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1378 | All right, Ralph, lesson one: saying 'bah' so they'll follow you just confuses most of them. | 1.3182 | 0.07529 | 66 | 50 | 11 | 5 |
1379 | No one is going to pull wool the over your eyes. | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1380 | HEY! Are you asleep? I told you not to count them! | 1.3176 | 0.05604 | 85 | 60 | 23 | 2 |
1381 | They needed us to make a minyan. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1382 | Pretty sure these boys are on the FBI'S most wanted list. They're on the lam! | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1383 | Like I said, ewe’s not fat ewe’s fluffy. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1384 | It’s ok, your fringe is what defines you | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1385 | I love these extended family gatherings. | 1.3175 | 0.07781 | 63 | 48 | 10 | 5 |
1386 | It’s the only place we can proudly hang out after such a long time with no haircut | 1.3175 | 0.06722 | 63 | 45 | 16 | 2 |
1387 | We stand behind our sheep. | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1388 | Why aren't they counting US? | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
1389 | I'm feeling kinda sleepy. | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1390 | Any ideas for a seat cover? | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1391 | If we don't transport them across state lines or keep the receipts, we should be okay; right? | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1392 | C'mon! I say we eat one. Nobody counts sheep! | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1393 | I don’t know about you, Harvey, but I simply can’t see the sheep as “just“ wool anymore. Something has changed in me . | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1394 | You are not supposed to bark at them anymore, Carl. Studies have shown that stress-free herding dramatically improves wool quality. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1395 | If you can't bleat them, join them | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1396 | That one in the back keeps asking for Little Bo-Peep. | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1397 | I don't see colors either. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1398 | Let’s get the flock outa here! | 1.3165 | 0.07103 | 79 | 61 | 11 | 7 |
1399 | I mean, sure I'm a working dog, but do I live to work or work to live? | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1400 | We can never count on these guys | 1.3165 | 0.07103 | 79 | 61 | 11 | 7 |
1401 | you know, sometimes I want to feel protected... | 1.3165 | 0.07103 | 79 | 61 | 11 | 7 |
1402 | I'm thinking of growing them out | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1403 | What’s worse—telling the boss that ‘a wolf got one’ or waiting two more hours for lunch? | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1404 | I keep counting them but I still can't seem to fall asleep | 1.3158 | 0.05450 | 95 | 68 | 24 | 3 |
1405 | Something tells me this cartoonist has no idea how big sheep are! | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1406 | Look,Maude,Trump supporters. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1407 | I feel an insurrection is coming. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1408 | Just keep telling em they are the best and smartest sheep and all the other sheep are jealous of their freedom. They'll follow us anywhere. | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1409 | I’m telling you. Traffic is getting worse, Bob. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1410 | I have to go. I don’t think we have reached herd immunity yet. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1411 | If we are sheep dogs, does that make them dog sheep’s?” | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1412 | And I thought our ‘pandemic hair’ was bad. | 1.3158 | 0.05450 | 95 | 68 | 24 | 3 |
1413 | Relax already, we’re 1/8th sheep on mom’s side. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1414 | Why on earth do they let their hair grow so long? | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1415 | The first rule of shepherding is no shaggy dog stories. | 1.3152 | 0.06545 | 92 | 71 | 13 | 8 |
1416 | This is boring! Where are the black sheep? | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1417 | Well, I heard that they taste like chicken. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1418 | And you really think I could be the father? | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
1419 | There's always one that just won't listen. | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
1420 | Don't blame me, it was that Bo Peep woman. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1421 | Eight. There are eight sheep. Now go back to sleep. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1422 | So, agreed, you play the good dog and I play the bad dog. We can handle this. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1423 | I wanna be a cowdog | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1424 | You're going to switch places with Sam here. We need someone on the inside so we can learn more about what motivates them. | 1.3146 | 0.06510 | 89 | 68 | 14 | 7 |
1425 | There's a back sheep in every family. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1426 | Hope we are not misunderstood for wolves in sheep's clothing | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1427 | I think we should--they won't know the difference! | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1428 | You ever wonder who's minding us while we're minding the sheep? | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1429 | It was only a matter of time until one of them turned on us. | 1.3143 | 0.07207 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
1430 | I think it's time the whole family got a haircut. | 1.3140 | 0.06136 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1431 | They're called Dogsheeps. | 1.3140 | 0.06872 | 86 | 67 | 11 | 8 |
1432 | No wonder I keep falling asleep on the job. | 1.3140 | 0.06872 | 86 | 67 | 11 | 8 |
1433 | We'll never make sheepdogs out of them! | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1434 | If our supply of Xanax holds we're sure to win the upcoming trials. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1435 | There’s always one looking for the easy way out. | 1.3140 | 0.05551 | 86 | 61 | 23 | 2 |
1436 | Chester, the dog in the next field over, said: “Sheeping is free if you use Amazon.” I don’t get it. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1437 | first you join the herd, the immunity comes later | 1.3140 | 0.06872 | 86 | 67 | 11 | 8 |
1438 | It's politically incorrect to say they all look alike. | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1439 | That’s not exactly what they meant by ‘diversity’. | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1440 | I have a wonderful recipe for Morocco lamb with Pine nuts Couscous. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1441 | A man saw a sheep in a bar and asked what it was doing. The sheep replied “ i am the new baaahhhhhrtender” | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1442 | They do look ridiculous, don’t they? | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1443 | Let them fuss. All you said was that shiny and silken was way sexier than dull and scratchy. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1444 | If we’ve learned anything in the past 4 years, it’s that they don’t always wear sheep’s clothing. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1445 | Imma get some mint sauce | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1446 | I know we just met but I think I love ewe | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1447 | In my prime I herded a huge flock by myself”. | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
1448 | I'm tellin' ya-if we eat just one, they'll never notice! | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1449 | What if we ate just one? | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
1450 | I thought I answered an ad for a laminator. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1451 | Are there still eight? I fell asleep again. | 1.3125 | 0.05699 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1452 | I never expected to be an influencer! | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1453 | I'm just saying, they don't look like me but they do look like ewe. | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1454 | I say we hide them. He'll go nuts! | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1455 | They have much better haircuts. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1456 | Did you fall asleep counting again? | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
1457 | My folks always said don’t be a sheep, lead the herd. So anyway, I’m an Instagram influencer now. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1458 | I should be back by nine. If you have trouble getting them to sleep, have them count each other. | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1459 | Did you bring the GPS? | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1460 | DNA test now; DNA test on Maury Povich. Your choice. | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1461 | Stop counting them and wake up. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1462 | It’s kinda weird how much they look like that poodle down the street. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1463 | I'm sorry, but we just can't get them to social distance. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1464 | Sure is easier in-person. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1465 | Psst...Ralph! You fell asleep watching the flock. | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1466 | I'm still not convinced you didn't cheat on me. | 1.3115 | 0.07590 | 61 | 46 | 11 | 4 |
1467 | It looks like counting sheep works for you. | 1.3113 | 0.04900 | 106 | 75 | 29 | 2 |
1468 | Hello, ladies. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1469 | C’mon, Ralph — do the wolf howl noise! | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1470 | I count eight of them- wait, did you just fall asleep? | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1471 | They all look cute to me. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1472 | Did you hear we’re tied again for ‘Employee of the Month?’ | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1473 | Pssst, Bob wake up! You’re totally asheep. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1474 | Remember, it’s ’bah’ not ‘woof’. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1475 | I was today years old when I found out the plural of”dog” is “dogs”, but the plural of “sheep” is “sheep”. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1476 | After we punch out, let's catch an old movie, 'Silence of the Lambs.' | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1477 | Apparently 'mutton' IS an offensive word. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1478 | Hey, just for kicks, you wanna pull the wool over their eyes? | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
1479 | I keep losing some. There were 50; but, every time I start counting them, I doze off. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1480 | Well, technically, we are not Sheepdogs. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1481 | I'm actually surprised The New Yorker even accepted us, what with our realistic rendering and all. | 1.3103 | 0.06802 | 87 | 68 | 11 | 8 |
1482 | I think it's time to get the flock outta' here! | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1483 | I hear they're planning to go on the lam. | 1.3103 | 0.07858 | 58 | 44 | 10 | 4 |
1484 | Think if we just sit here that we will get herd immunity. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1485 | Should we try their groomer? | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1486 | This new job makes me so sleepy for some reason. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1487 | Finally at herd immunity | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1488 | A good sheep will do that. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1489 | Okay, let's eat one. But just one. | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1490 | They are planning something | 1.3099 | 0.07396 | 71 | 55 | 10 | 6 |
1491 | I just don’t like the idea that they think I’m bossy | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1492 | I’m back. You can punch out now. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1493 | The free haircut is what sold me on the job. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1494 | Okay, now explain to me why so many of these guys look like you! | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1495 | Do you think they'd go for a shaggy dog story? | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1496 | The hardest part is tracking your inventory without falling asleep. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1497 | 'its not a vaccine, man...its so that they can track you...' | 1.3095 | 0.06978 | 84 | 66 | 10 | 8 |
1498 | I think we should let them unionize. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1499 | Your right, this job's so easy you can do it with your eyes closed. | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
1500 | Come on, you can tell me now, I’m not really the father, am I? | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1501 | All we like sheep. | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1502 | Every time I count them, I get drowsy. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1503 | This doodle thing has gotten out of control. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1504 | I say we take a break. They're sheep - where are they going to go? | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1505 | I don’t think this is the dog park | 1.3086 | 0.06948 | 81 | 63 | 11 | 7 |
1506 | I keep counting them, but it makes me fall asleep. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1507 | I now realize that I always wanted to be one of them. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1508 | I just received another micromanagement complaint. | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 3 |
1509 | Gotta confess, I’d rather be a cattle dog. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1510 | Just what were we supposed to be doing? | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 3 |
1511 | You wouldn’t believe how skinny they are under all that wool... | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1512 | I just don’t see the resemblance | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1513 | Trust me. You will appreciate being a sheep dog rather than a sheep in due time. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1514 | Hey, you're right. From behind, they do look like puppies. | 1.3077 | 0.07882 | 65 | 51 | 8 | 6 |
1515 | Why don’t we eat them ourselves and then cry wolf? | 1.3077 | 0.07140 | 78 | 61 | 10 | 7 |
1516 | Your job is safe as long as you never learn to count. | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
1517 | I’m just sayin’ Rosalyn, they don’t look like me | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1518 | Which one is Spartacus? | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
1519 | So let me make sure I understand this - you told your therapist that you were feeling sheepish about socializing these days, and THIS is what she recommended?! | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1520 | The only way I can count them is with lots of coffee. | 1.3077 | 0.07571 | 65 | 50 | 10 | 5 |
1521 | I didn’t think they were serious when they told the kid they were bringing us ‘to a nice farm upstate’... | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1522 | Our bleating heart is acting up again. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1523 | We'll blend right in! | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1524 | Where do you get off calling me a control freak? | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1525 | Oh for sheep’s sake! | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1526 | Of course I sometimes think about killing and eating them... | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1527 | You can handle eitght yourself. I'm going to go roll in that stuff over there. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1528 | Just fit in. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1529 | Call Dr. Fauci." "Have we reached flock immunity? | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1530 | Look, we either need more sheep or one less sheep dog. | 1.3067 | 0.07096 | 75 | 58 | 11 | 6 |
1531 | You herd them home - wool bothers me. | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
1532 | There's always one who goes against the flow... | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1533 | So, can you tell which one is the wolf? | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1534 | I tell you, this is shear madness. | 1.3059 | 0.06700 | 85 | 66 | 12 | 7 |
1535 | I hear the usual, "You never caaallll, You never wriiite!" | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1536 | It's the Jojoba conditioner | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1537 | I haven't had a haircut since the lockdown began! | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1538 | I hear they taste just like chicken. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1539 | Why can't the sheep be more like a dog? | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1540 | No, I don't mind the name itself. I just feel like it limits our possibilities. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1541 | Don't you think sheep & sheepdogs are simpatico ! | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1542 | Dr. Fauci would not like this social distancing! | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1543 | The pay here is such kibble. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1544 | You need a haircut. Where did you get these and what makes you think they are ours? | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1545 | Baa is so much easier on the vocal chords. | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
1546 | Ok, what did you say to that one this time??? | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1547 | Never count 'em when driving. | 1.3053 | 0.05200 | 95 | 68 | 25 | 2 |
1548 | Who let the sheeps out? | 1.3051 | 0.05582 | 118 | 91 | 18 | 9 |
1549 | Poor guy; he’s still pining after Mary. | 1.3051 | 0.07742 | 59 | 45 | 10 | 4 |
1550 | Do they count dogs if they can't sleep? | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1551 | Phew! And they only blame cows for contributing to global warming. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1552 | I thought we would have puppies together. | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
1553 | I'm thinking a nap would be good right about now... you? | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1554 | The brothers' obsession with their family's genealogy took an unexpected turn that day. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1555 | The boss is fleecing us. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1556 | They ARE mine. They just haven’t been groomed yet. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1557 | 500 years of unnatural selection and they all look like us. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1558 | It's Spring. I'm afraid we're all going to get fleeced again. | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
1559 | You ever wonder who’s the genius that picked us to be on the lookout? | 1.3043 | 0.07531 | 69 | 54 | 9 | 6 |
1560 | He's been bahs ackward from the day he was born. | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
1561 | Are we sheep in "woof's" clothing? Or am I having that dream again? | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1562 | What is a sheep’s favorite newspaper? The Wool Street Journal. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1563 | The big trick is keeping the wool out of your eyes. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1564 | Do you think they suspect we're wolves in sheep dogs clothing? | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1565 | These little guys give me the woolies. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1566 | I don't think we should tell Bo Peep. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1567 | Okay, we got them all together, now what? | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1568 | So you want to ask them to be your Zoom background? | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1569 | I lent them my shampoo. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1570 | You're getting too philosophical, Sam- they're just sheep. | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
1571 | I know you have trouble sleeping Harold, but I told you to count sheep, not collect them. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1572 | Make sure they never find out they're being raised for their meat, or they'll start living each day like it's their last. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1573 | No, Frank, we're not. But we're sheep-ish. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1574 | How did we get labeled like this? | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1575 | What?! When I asked you for birthday gift ideas, you said 'something in merino'! | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1576 | Keep and eye on that one. He doesn't believe in herd immunity. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1577 | Lt'l Bo Peep really screwed up when she blew this gig. | 1.3030 | 0.07470 | 66 | 51 | 10 | 5 |
1578 | Just try to blend in | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
1579 | You're right, this is easier than cats. | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1580 | "What do you mean 'what sheep'?" | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1581 | Don’t be fooled, beneath their fleece they are as different as you and me!! | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1582 | Harry, wake up! | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1583 | Remember, act like a wolf. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1584 | Does this cut make my ears look big? | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1585 | Let's go take a nap. They've got herd immunity. | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1586 | You watch ‘em for a while. I keep getting sleepy. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1587 | No, this year they want them each 6 feet apart. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1588 | Finally. Herding from home wasn’t getting us anywhere. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1589 | I’m so used to being remote. I’m not really sure what to do back in the office. | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1590 | Bet you can't guess how I know which one is the wolf! | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
1591 | I told you not to flirt with her, Rex. I told you she wouldn't be able to take her eyes off of you. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1592 | Who said anything about a wolf in sheep's clothing? | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1593 | I know a place that makes awesome artisanal mint jelly. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1594 | Look, that one has her head on backwards! | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1595 | Too bad the kennel is closed, but I've heard this place is just as good. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1596 | Well, when in New Zealand... | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1597 | Hold up, you said the plural for sheep IS sheep! | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
1598 | 'Five dollars I can fit them all in my mouth.' | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1599 | Have you ever had cotton candy? | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1600 | I thought you were watching the ninth one, Stan. | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1601 | Hey, wake up! We're not done counting! | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
1602 | Don’t be shy, just introduce yourself | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1603 | Baa all you want, fur is not wool. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1604 | Seven more and we'll have herd immunity. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1605 | Maybe they mixed up the vials at the pregnancy center? | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1606 | We'll have to take you off the Night Shift if you can't stop counting them. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1607 | Say whatever you want. They don't speak dog. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1608 | I sure hope you're right. I can't take all this hair any longer. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1609 | I do NOT believe these are my puppies! | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1610 | They seem a little Sheep-ish to me. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1611 | Blend in but don’t speak. | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
1612 | But I've counted them TEN TIMES and I'm not even sleepy! | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1613 | They may look like Aunt Hilda, but they aren't related. They're called sheep, and they're delicious. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1614 | Have you been abiding in the fields long? | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1615 | Remember, they're just sheep. We're dogs. We're in charge. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1616 | Hey, are you awake? How are we supposed to get a head count of these guys if this keeps happening? | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1617 | We all get sleepy in the afternoon, Shep. That's why I never count them after lunch. | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1618 | Stop asking questions, we identify as sheep now. | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
1619 | Look at it this way, if they all behaved the same we would not be needed. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1620 | Stop counting the sheep. You need to stay awake! | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1621 | You know, I didn't have to be a sheepdog. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1622 | I'll fall asleep if I have to count them. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1623 | Wolves, Bill. He said to watch out for wolves. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1624 | Herd mentality really works” | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1625 | The path of fleece resistance | 1.3000 | 0.07435 | 70 | 55 | 9 | 6 |
1626 | I can help you get more followers | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
1627 | ‘Hairdressers are still closed’ | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1628 | Fuck off, Steve. | 1.2989 | 0.06563 | 87 | 68 | 12 | 7 |
1629 | Should we take them all back to the Mar-a-Lago Club? | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
1630 | I prefer mine medium rare | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1631 | I know what they call us... but what do we call ourselves? | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1632 | Yeah, they hate it when I call them 'sheeple'... | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1633 | Hey Lou, I got it covered. Most of the flock is working remotely now | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1634 | I was born for this job. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1635 | I miss working from home. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1636 | I know what you're implying but honestly, none of them look anything like you either. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1637 | If you don’t trim your bangs soon, you will neither see nor herd. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1638 | So, this is what they call herd immewenity? | 1.2985 | 0.07672 | 67 | 53 | 8 | 6 |
1639 | Don't you ever feel like an outsider? | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
1640 | You dosed off again. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1641 | I just hope it isn’t shearing day.” | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1642 | Did you forget to tell them that I'm not a sheep dog?! | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1643 | I sense they’re planning a breakout. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1644 | You saw the shepherd’s new policy, it’s important that we make them feel heard | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1645 | The boss keeps insisting on packing in close, but I just don’t think that’s socially responsible | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1646 | Did Mary send you last month’s lamb-sitting check? | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1647 | It's okay. They have herd immunity. | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1648 | So, no bells went off when the costumer told you these were sheep's clothing? | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1649 | Don't go all woke on me. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1650 | I told them about lice. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1651 | We seem to be overstaffed. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1652 | Yeah but, Yoga Goats don't pack well in standard luggage. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1653 | So how long have you been a plushy? | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1654 | How many times do I have to tell you, you’re not one of them. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1655 | You thinking what I’m thinking? | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
1656 | Just remember, it's "baa", not "bark!" | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1657 | Herd immunity, ya heard? | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
1658 | This job has gotten way easier since the shepherds embraced GMOs. | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
1659 | who let the sheep out? Woof woof woof woof | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
1660 | Are these the voters trump wanted to count? | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
1661 | They're so used to be quarantined there's nothing for us to do! | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1662 | Thanks for helping me out. Every time I try to count them I fall asleep. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1663 | All I'm saying is that I don't want the sheep to define me | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1664 | All I'm saying is that lamb chops SOUND pretty appetizing right about now | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1665 | What are we doing here again? | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1666 | Shepherd told me this morning we have imposters in the flock. Yep, that's right - fake ewes. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1667 | I think they’re on to us. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1668 | This is not what I had in mind when I agreed to an open marriage. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1669 | Whaddya think those dogs are talking about? | 1.2959 | 0.06190 | 98 | 77 | 13 | 8 |
1670 | This would be easier if we knew how to count. | 1.2958 | 0.05812 | 71 | 51 | 19 | 1 |
1671 | Is it wrong if sometimes I just wish they could tell me what to do? | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1672 | One of your sheep is BAAAAAAAACKwards! | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
1673 | Let's count them backwards. | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
1674 | Are you sleeping? | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1675 | I think we’re over staffed. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1676 | I’m so glad you stopped by to see my little Q-Tips. | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1677 | So, do you think their hair is naturally curly ? | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1678 | I'm thinking of a word that rhymes with "button." | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1679 | Which one is Dolly again? | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1680 | I don’t care how silly they look, these are the most comfortable things I’ve ever slid my feet into. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1681 | Definitely not enough to get through the whole night. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1682 | Just keep your distance at shearing time. | 1.2951 | 0.07518 | 61 | 47 | 10 | 4 |
1683 | Yeah, I like the work but I want to move out to a farm one day. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1684 | You know, we should get a shepherd. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1685 | I said you should've just bought sleeping pills | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1686 | Let's see if any of those facial recognition program really works. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1687 | OK, I got to eight, now what? | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1688 | Nah. I say second cousins, once removed. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1689 | Keeping an eye on them is easy. Just don't count them. | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1690 | Blaaaa, blaaaa blaaaa... | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1691 | Is Bo Peep coming back, or not? | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1692 | You didn't even notice I've had my hair done for the company picnic photo. | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1693 | I mean, where's the challenge? Where's the growth? Where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1694 | I heard that the boss has a staff infection. | 1.2941 | 0.07276 | 68 | 53 | 10 | 5 |
1695 | All I'm saying is that if we form a union, we'll have the bargaining power to get the 2 bones a day we deserve | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1696 | See Bo-Peep, I told you I found them. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1697 | You'll love the fringe benefits of this job. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1698 | We’re safe; nobody’s looking for a wolf in dog’s clothing. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1699 | They won't suspect wolves in sheep dog's clothing. | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
1700 | I love ewe. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1701 | I can’t tell if you’re still counting them or fell asleep. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1702 | Herding hard or hardly herding? | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1703 | So I says, I says to ‘im, countin’ sheep ain’t all that baaaad. I’m a good boy, ain’t I? | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1704 | I said watch them,not count them. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1705 | Look Bill — they don’t wanna unionize, they’re just sheep | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1706 | Muttony on the Bouncy ...your turn! | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1707 | Alright we’ve got 8 left, let’s hope the ambien kicks in soon | 1.2927 | 0.05752 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1708 | They call us “sheep dogs.” I’m no lawyer but to me that sounds like a prima facie case for eating at least one of ‘em. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
1709 | For once, why don't we let them chase us? | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 11 | 4 |
1710 | Whatever you do today, don't start counting them. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1711 | Be careful they don't pull the wool over your eyes! | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1712 | How about a sweater? | 1.2923 | 0.07507 | 65 | 51 | 9 | 5 |
1713 | Ewe four's got your six. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1714 | Just try not to fall asleep on the job. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1715 | You would think that at minimum wage, we could at least help ourselves to a lamb chop occasionally! | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1716 | True. Sheepdog is a lovely name, but it does carry very limited career choices. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1717 | And I told him, 'If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?' | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1718 | Poor guy’s in a tailspin, but you’ll get him turned around. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1719 | Do you want me to count them for you again? | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1720 | I consider myself a dog before a sheep dog. Why do these jerks get define who I am? | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1721 | We are the sheep and the sheep are us. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1722 | Which one did you say was the cute one? | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1723 | Ever feel a bit sheepish? | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1724 | Why isn't he here?? Is he pulling a Godot? | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1725 | You told me we'd have the place to ourselves tonight. | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1726 | Stop counting and wake up | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1727 | You ever wonder what these things taste like? | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1728 | Why am I a "sheepdog" when they're just "sheep"? I'm a dog. Why can't they be dogsheep? | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1729 | It's finally shear season! Only place I can get a haircut. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1730 | Let's play whack-a-sheep! | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1731 | Are you sure you’re the father? | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1732 | Is 'sheeple' offensive yet? | 1.2911 | 0.05450 | 79 | 57 | 21 | 1 |
1733 | How come they get a free hair cut? | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1734 | We’re totally flocked. | 1.2911 | 0.06777 | 79 | 62 | 11 | 6 |
1735 | It’s just like herding cats. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1736 | Do you ever wonder why we were chosen for this job? | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1737 | I feel like we were made for this. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1738 | I know they only have four feet, but that's not what "six feet apart" means. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1739 | Hey... you awake? | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1740 | Remember, we don't mingle with them...unless a wolf shows up | 1.2909 | 0.08071 | 55 | 43 | 8 | 4 |
1741 | You are not your work! | 1.2909 | 0.07188 | 55 | 41 | 12 | 2 |
1742 | I’ve always liked a sheep date. | 1.2909 | 0.08478 | 55 | 44 | 6 | 5 |
1743 | Mornin' Ralph; Mornin' Sam. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1744 | You get a haircut? I can’t tell. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1745 | Remember what our lawyer said: we split everything down the middle. | 1.2907 | 0.05196 | 86 | 62 | 23 | 1 |
1746 | Frankly, the boss shouldn't be surprised that we keep falling asleep on the job | 1.2907 | 0.05196 | 86 | 62 | 23 | 1 |
1747 | Imagine what they'd look like in color! | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1748 | Guess how much they want to charge me to treat my insomnia! | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1749 | Should we get a hair cut when they do? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1750 | If that dog makes one more Ed Sheer-an joke I'm going to lose it, Al." | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1751 | You mean we're named after these things? | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1752 | We say "Woof", they say "Baaa"; why can't they learn to talk? | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1753 | I thought it would only be you. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1754 | OK, we rounded them up, now what do we do with them? | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
1755 | Why is there always one that does the direct opposite? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1756 | They say eventually we'll all start looking like each other | 1.2903 | 0.05737 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1757 | Isn't it so much easier to herd these teacup sheep? | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
1758 | Which one is your kid? | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
1759 | So this is herd immunity... | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1760 | Can I trust you're not a wolf in dog's clothing?" | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1761 | I'm thinking of getting out of management and into distribution. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1762 | So, we guard them until they're old enough to be made into dog food. What am I missing here? | 1.2899 | 0.07473 | 69 | 55 | 8 | 6 |
1763 | Relax, they were all baaaccinated. | 1.2899 | 0.07473 | 69 | 55 | 8 | 6 |
1764 | Alseep already? | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1765 | Do you think they're on to us? | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1766 | I think a real part of me wants to be found out | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1767 | Ya know, come shearing time, I just might get in line. | 1.2895 | 0.05562 | 76 | 55 | 20 | 1 |
1768 | These group photos are always so awkward. | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1769 | Now that I know he wants us to chase them, I don't really feel like doing it. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1770 | We don't need any wool to pull over our eyes. | 1.2895 | 0.05562 | 76 | 55 | 20 | 1 |
1771 | You weren't kidding when you said sheep seats. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1772 | You snore. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1773 | I think we can see them only when we turn our heads like this | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1774 | Are you sure these are our kids? | 1.2895 | 0.07210 | 76 | 61 | 8 | 7 |
1775 | Welp, there's eight of them and only two of us. Now what? | 1.2892 | 0.05292 | 83 | 60 | 22 | 1 |
1776 | No, seriously, remember how good the scraps were that they fed us when they cut the herd down from 9? | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1777 | I think it's time we develop a shepherding app. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1778 | They're hard to tell apart. Except for Shaun. | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1779 | The best part? I get to count them every night. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1780 | Ordering on E-Flocks is always risky. | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1781 | Baaa humbug. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1782 | Watch that one on your right. We've got to keep this causus facing the same way if we're going to get anything done. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1783 | They're half-siblings... | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1784 | The genetic test said second cousins. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1785 | I, for one, prefer them to sheeple. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1786 | Are you good with faces? They all look the same to me. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1787 | They told me their furlough from counting is just temporary while they wait for herd immunity to kick in. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1788 | sorry honey that you're tired but how often must you count the sheep? | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1789 | I just feel like my career is so predictable. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1790 | I can’t sleep by counting just to eight | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1791 | I am sooo tired of that canned dog food. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1792 | Witness Protection says we will fit right in. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1793 | This is much better than those Zoom herdings. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
1794 | Excuse me - Ms. Bo-Peep sent me over to ask you a quick question.... | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1795 | Why aren't they called "dog sheep"? It's not fair. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
1796 | Remember! After the adoption, it'll be "litter" --- not "flock". | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1797 | Stewart had decided a DNA test was long overdue. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1798 | Have you fallen asleep? | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1799 | Mutton' Going On Here | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1800 | Just relax... We already have the herd immunity. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1801 | You're still denying it wasn't that visiting Ram. I can barely look at 'ewe.' | 1.2877 | 0.07162 | 73 | 58 | 9 | 6 |
1802 | Management has made one policy change. We count sheep at the end of our shift. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1803 | Day in, day out, same ol' same ol' - don't you ever hear your inner wolf howling? | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1804 | Hey folks, these dogs really think we are the ones who are having an identity issue. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1805 | This job makes me sleepy | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1806 | Herd but not seen? | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1807 | I dunno, Carl... an angora collar just feels disloyal. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1808 | Insomnia again? | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1809 | Do you think they know what we are here for? | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1810 | He’s always wanted to be the black sheep. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1811 | Are you counting sheep because you want to know if they are all here, or you just want to take a nap? | 1.2875 | 0.05394 | 80 | 58 | 21 | 1 |
1812 | And you said we’d stick out | 1.2875 | 0.05092 | 80 | 57 | 23 | 0 |
1813 | I still think you’d be better off with Tylenol PM. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1814 | If Odysseus could do it, so can we. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1815 | Think they're gonna shear us also? | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1816 | The boss ate the pig who usually does this. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1817 | Ewe like working here? I herd it’s a shear thing” “It’s not bahhhhd. It beats being on the lamb | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1818 | ...so I say ‘interest rates are bound to climb’, and HE says ‘what do you know? You’re a dog. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1819 | We're down to eight from a hundred, maybe it's time for a haircut. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1820 | No, Bob, they don't want you cutting their hair again. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1821 | Bud, wake up! And don't you dare count them again! | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1822 | I only need about 5 1/2 of them to achieve herd immunity. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1823 | 2-B is MINE | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1824 | Wolves were our ancestors, right? | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1825 | The one on the left's the trainee. Start the blitz when I yell "Baaa!" | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1826 | I have this craving for lamb chops tonight. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1827 | You have some explaining to do. | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1828 | This is like...24 bags full. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1829 | Really?! You think those might be dogs in sheep's clothing? | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1830 | Don't look now | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
1831 | They're talking in code now, saying "god" is their shepherd. | 1.2857 | 0.06683 | 84 | 67 | 10 | 7 |
1832 | I’ve got the song Wooly Bully stuck in my head. | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1833 | Come on, you never wondered what mutton tastes like? | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1834 | Look, if we skim a little off the top, who's gonna know? | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
1835 | I’m tired of the bangs. What would you think about a perm? | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1836 | I used ‘23 And Me’’, absolutely no relation” | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1837 | We all need haircuts, that’s for sure. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1838 | I agree that they’re not going anywhere, but don’t you think that could be a problem? | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
1839 | They've pulled the wool over your eyes again. | 1.2857 | 0.06167 | 63 | 46 | 16 | 1 |
1840 | I’ll be the wolf , this time! | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1841 | No, don't count them... Ralph? Ralph? | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1842 | Size does matter. | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
1843 | Let me see that DNA report again. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1844 | I think they may be catching on to our wolf-in-sheepdog’s-clothing disguises. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1845 | On the other hand, I can't complain about the work-life balance in this job. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1846 | My other job promised a vaccine, but I am going for herd immunity. | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1847 | I've applied for a job at the neighborhood pre-K | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1848 | Every time I do a head count I fall asleep. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1849 | Did you fall asleep on the job again? | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1850 | Now that we are here, I am feeling a bit sheepish | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1851 | I am glad we are back, zoom does add a few pounds. | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
1852 | They taste like chicken. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1853 | Do you think they take us seriously? | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1854 | I don’t know Jim, would non-vaccinated sheep be herded so easily? | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1855 | Resisting self-haircuts for the Pandemic was a baaaahd idea. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1856 | I’ve been thinking of leaving for greener pastures | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
1857 | You’re adopted. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1858 | Eye contact is not your strong suit. | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1859 | 'C'mon, this is how we'll get herd immunity." | 1.2842 | 0.05219 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1860 | I mean nothing negative by calling them sheep. But we are sheepdogs... warriors! We walk the hero's path! We live to confront the wolf! The moment you forget that you become a sheep | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1861 | When is Mary getting here ...all this baa baa is getting on my nerves! | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1862 | You claim to be religious, so I’ll stay here and YOU go look for the lost one.” | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1863 | This job should qualify us for 'Hero's Pay" | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1864 | Will that red light EVER turn green? | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1865 | I'm amazed we got them to sit still for this photo. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1866 | I don't think this is the kind of herd immunity they are talking about. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1867 | The secret is Velcro. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1868 | I feel a little sheepish telling you this, but I have a thing for ewe. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1869 | Ok, don't look but I think we got a runner. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1870 | Do we have enough for a team? | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1871 | Yes, but ‘flock’ can also be used as a noun. | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1872 | Ha, look at these dumb, gullible sheep. They'd never understand what it's like to be unique, intellectual individuals like the two of us | 1.2840 | 0.06857 | 81 | 65 | 9 | 7 |
1873 | It's herd immunity, not indifference to the job | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
1874 | It's not very stressful. They're all well behaved. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1875 | You've got one misaligned. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1876 | Did you hear the one about the shepherd with a new hearing aid? When asked what he did for work, he replied, “You don’t have to shout. I herd ewe.” | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1877 | Watch that one she never turns her baaaack to me. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1878 | If we have kids, are they called Lambdogs or Sheeppuppies? | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1879 | I guess were just supposed to know how to do this, right? | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1880 | No, fuck ewe! | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
1881 | It’s called QAnon, trust me they will follow, they’re just sheep | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
1882 | It’s not how I thought the elite eight would turn out, but my bracket still looks good. | 1.2830 | 0.05958 | 106 | 85 | 12 | 9 |
1883 | Who can tell the difference anymore? | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1884 | STOP COUNTING THEM! You fell asleep again! | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1885 | They're saying that they can't trust us if we can't make eye contact with them. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1886 | Well, yes, it WOULD be my dream job if it weren’t for the wool allergy. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1887 | Do they know that we know that they know? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1888 | Told 'ya, Marge. This is what I do all day and why I can't work from home | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1889 | If you turn sideways you can see sheep! | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1890 | Now what are we supposed to do? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1891 | How come our kids don't bark? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1892 | You at least got the 'white fluffy' part right! Next time try concentrating more! | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
1893 | I thought we were hired for our skills, not our natural camouflage. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1894 | wearing a mask won't help | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1895 | Is Shaun still working from home these days? | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1896 | Get your head out of your grass, we're taking a photo. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1897 | When are daycare centers opening up again? | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1898 | He’s having a bad mohair day. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1899 | What the hell are we gonna do when they bring back woolly mammoths? | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1900 | What type of Dog Park is this, anyways? | 1.2821 | 0.05443 | 78 | 57 | 20 | 1 |
1901 | I’m telling you. Straight is out and curly is in. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1902 | Yeah, Ralph, Mary only had a little lamb, but that was way before cloning came along. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1903 | Did you ever think that they should have been the ones to go to obedience school? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1904 | Let's travel to a place 'where we can blend in with the locals', isn't that what you said? | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1905 | I tried working from home, but it was a disaster. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1906 | Nutritious? Check. Docile? Check. Easily managed? Check. Washable? Check. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1907 | I thought you were bringing the shears | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1908 | I think it’s time we got the flock outta here. | 1.2817 | 0.07555 | 71 | 58 | 6 | 7 |
1909 | So we aren’t lambdogs? | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1910 | So glad to be back at work, dude, but shouldn’t we be wearing masks? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1911 | All I’m saying is you could ask them for some styling tips. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1912 | Their baa is worse than our bite. | 1.2812 | 0.07542 | 64 | 51 | 8 | 5 |
1913 | You can partially see if you cut it. | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
1914 | I should warn you that, if a wolf shows up, I'm outta here. | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
1915 | I heard we could get a free haircut here! | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1916 | if we're sheepdogs, are they dogsheep? | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
1917 | I don't care what anybody says – we could do this with cats. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1918 | Do you ever feel like you were one of them in a former life? | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1919 | Ever since I got this job, I’ve been sleeping much better. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1920 | Honest, I was just trying to help that sheep through the hole in the fence. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1921 | So who was YOUR favorite Shari Lewis puppet? | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1922 | I keep telling my stylist that bangs went out in the 90’s but he just doesn’t care. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1923 | Woof in sheep’s clothing... close enough. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1924 | When they bring them in for shearing, maybe I can get a little trim and a new part. | 1.2807 | 0.08209 | 57 | 46 | 6 | 5 |
1925 | They’ll pull the wool right over your eyes. | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
1926 | So it turns out I did not need eyeglasses after all | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
1927 | One of them is a Wolf! | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1928 | They're jerks, they won't even smell my ass. | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1929 | There’s always one who won’t smile | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1930 | Let's put on the wolf outfits again. I want to watch them freak out. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1931 | Every time I get to 9 I fall asleep. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1932 | Warp and woof; warp and weft. Whatever! | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1933 | Ever think the sheep are herding us? | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1934 | They must take after your side of the family | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1935 | Empathy? I have worked here for 15 years and suddenly I'm supposed have feelings for these guys? Shaun, are you listening? | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1936 | I'm tired of being stereotyped. | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1937 | How many times I told you, just count them as they jump the fence, you don’t need to invite them into your dreams. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1938 | I know how you feel, I'm tired of following these guys my entire life too. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1939 | Is this what they meant by herd immunity?!! | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1940 | Is it 3 feet or 6 feet? | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1941 | Watch what happens when I howl like a wolf. It never gets old. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1942 | Look, as much as I like being back at work with you, I forgot how bad they smelled when I was doing this over Zoom. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1943 | How else are we gonna get a haircut? | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1944 | Do you think they’d miss one? | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1945 | Remember, your line is baa | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1946 | I don't know. How many were there yesterday? | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1947 | They’re not saying anything. Should we be worried? | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1948 | I know we’re just supposed to guard them, but I can’t stop wondering how they’d taste. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1949 | This job puts me to sleep. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
1950 | Should we tell them everyone has herd immunity? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1951 | If you superglue them together, they're much easier to herd. | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
1952 | I preferred when we doing this online. | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
1953 | They’re upset. Trump isn’t on the ballot. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
1954 | So all your talk about animal husbandry was not a marriage proposal? | 1.2787 | 0.07799 | 61 | 49 | 7 | 5 |
1955 | Let’s sleep on it and do a recount I the morning. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
1956 | Remember, just try to blend in. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1957 | These sheep are planning some outrage. | 1.2785 | 0.05233 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
1958 | Just once, I wish one of them would offer to herd us for a change. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1959 | ... and probably they think THEY got a big hair day! | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1960 | Identity theft was the least of my worries. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1961 | Shep told me one of these is a cross dresser. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1962 | Can you keep an eye out? I think that one is trying to start something. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1963 | How many more do we need for herd immunity? | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1964 | Shhh. I’m a wolf in sheep-dog clothing. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1965 | Sure they make great throw rugs, but honestly, they taste like furballs. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1966 | This is nice and cozy. I almost hate to break it up." | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1967 | I took a buyout. But somehow being "put out to pasture" doesn't seem any different to me. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1968 | Do you ever get the feeling we're adopted? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1969 | Just because it's been bred into me doesn't mean I like it. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1970 | It might not seem that glamorous, but don't forget that Moses started out this way, too. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1971 | You've got to stop counting them during your shift. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1972 | I'm telling you bro, it's anti-canine propaganda--The Boy Who Cried "Woof"? | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1973 | It's not so much working-from-home as it is living-at-work. | 1.2778 | 0.07669 | 54 | 42 | 9 | 3 |
1974 | I don't know why this job is making me so tired. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1975 | Just ate? Or just eight? | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1976 | We need a new hairdryer. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1977 | Baahruff | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1978 | Still trying to sleep,huh? | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1979 | I’m not sleeping on the job! Are you sleeping on the job? | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
1980 | I love working with animals. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1981 | I think they are related on our mother’s side. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1982 | I can't see a damn thing, but it feels really soft in here, what about you? | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1983 | Now, what do ewe have to say? | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1984 | You think they herd us? | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1985 | I bet Darwin and Mendel are turning in their graves. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1986 | All I am saying is, yes, you're an excellent sheepdog. But you're still just a sheepdog | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1987 | I just don’t trust them, and they all look alike. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1988 | No kidding? I have cousins who dress just like these guys. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
1989 | You know, I have this sneaking suspicion we're not sheep. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1990 | Ok you said this job was us going out on the lamb? | 1.2771 | 0.05231 | 83 | 61 | 21 | 1 |
1991 | So anyways I was thinking lamb chops for dinner tonight. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1992 | Hiding here among the sheep was such a brilliant idea - not! | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
1993 | Has my baaaark changed? | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
1994 | I said I needed more sleep? | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
1995 | No, really, they'll do whatever we tell them to do... | 1.2769 | 0.06008 | 65 | 48 | 16 | 1 |
1996 | Feels good to come to work, doesn't it? | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
1997 | I said sheep's clothing, not sheep-dog's clothing! | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
1998 | The one in front of you didn't get the message. | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1999 | Are we called "mutts" because we're supposed to eat mutton? | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2000 | Your sheep or mine? | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2001 | They don’t have eye shades. Its their eyes, their creepy, staring eyes that freak me out. | 1.2763 | 0.06908 | 76 | 61 | 9 | 6 |
2002 | This job just puts me to sleep,Karl. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2003 | At this point, I could do this job in my sleep. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2004 | I don’t appreciate the stigma. What if I just like wearing wool? | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2005 | One in every crowd | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2006 | It seems like they need direction | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2007 | Right dog: "I've been saying it for years Walt. What's good for the goose is good for the gander." Left dog: "These are sheep Harry" | 1.2762 | 0.05975 | 105 | 85 | 11 | 9 |
2008 | Do you think that we can get herd immunity? | 1.2759 | 0.06679 | 87 | 71 | 8 | 8 |
2009 | You just watch over them and herd them. No lingering eye contact,suggestive comments or inappropriate touching. This is the 21st Century! Got that? | 1.2759 | 0.08080 | 58 | 47 | 6 | 5 |
2010 | Beat it. I’m working this flock. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2011 | But I do worry that someday they may plot a rebellion. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2012 | Oh no — did you bring an extra pair of sheep’s clothing? | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2013 | Looks like they are trying to pull the wool over your eyes again. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2014 | Is this the sheepdog convention? | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2015 | Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his ewes | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2016 | This is the trial size flock. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2017 | Which one is Mary? | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
2018 | Let's stay sharp so no one pulls the wool over our eyes. | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2019 | How come they can see wolves and we can't ? | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2020 | Look, when I said it was a job instead of a calling, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2021 | Watch out. They're forming a union. | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2022 | So how do you like working for ewe-ber? | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2023 | Look, Barry I know you want to be on Broadway but we're living in crazy times. Shepherding it is! | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2024 | Then some days I feel like I'd like to taste one to see what all the fuss is about. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2025 | Bet ya can't just eat one! | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2026 | I can’t believe we got $1,400 | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2027 | Every family has a story Ancestry Dot com | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
2028 | They told me there would be chickens | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2029 | I had dreams of being a management consultant. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2030 | I swear to god, it’s like herding cats sometimes. | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
2031 | The kit didn't come with any directions. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2032 | What's our endgame here? | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2033 | I keep falling asleep when I try counting them. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2034 | Ewe seen one, ewe’ve seen them all... | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2035 | If you consider it objectively, you'll agree that we were drawn too big. | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
2036 | Counting these guys makes me sleepy. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2037 | Their fluff and stance are good but you need to work on alignment. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2038 | Well, are they all accounted for Bert? .... Bert?............Hey Bert? | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
2039 | Don't you miss working from home? | 1.2742 | 0.07685 | 62 | 50 | 7 | 5 |
2040 | don't take it the wrong way but I want a paternity test | 1.2742 | 0.08022 | 62 | 51 | 5 | 6 |
2041 | I respect her non conformity | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2042 | Hey ewe! Turn around and face the camera! | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2043 | You're SURE that wolf is just a cartoon character? | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2044 | This herd ain't big enough for the two of us. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2045 | I sure wish I had curly hair! | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2046 | Do you think they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes? | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2047 | Are you done counting those sheep already? Hey,wake up. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2048 | Don't you wish that for once we didn't have a contrarian. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2049 | Rex instantly felt the benefits of the insomniac workshop | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2050 | "Me too. I spend a lot of time gathering wool. | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2051 | ...and she said i've no ambition. Can i crash at your place? | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2052 | Act normal okay? We might blend. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2053 | I feel like I have imposter syndrome. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2054 | I'm trying to channel my inner sheep and calm the wolf inside of me. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2055 | So are we work-friends or friends-friends? | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2056 | The self-herding training is completed tomorrow we work remotely. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2057 | I can't believe they haven't caught on to us yet! | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2058 | I'm just temping until the next campaign. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2059 | Rumor is you inspired the song 'Wooly Bully'. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2060 | I'm not sure this really requires two of us. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2061 | Maybe they’ll think this is what herd immunity looks like. | 1.2727 | 0.06827 | 77 | 62 | 9 | 6 |
2062 | I'm sorry, I just find them cuddly. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2063 | Yeah, it does get a bit boring but if you try to visualize the wardrobe potential and the color opportunities, it's kinda' trippy. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2064 | I get the best sleepon this job that I've ever had. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2065 | Hey, wake up! I told you not to count them. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2066 | So this is what you got when you went through Ancestry.com? | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2067 | Frankly, I never had one pull the wool over my eyes. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2068 | How do you know the red one is missing? We can't count and we can't determine the color red. | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
2069 | I find that pretending I’m a dog really helps me fall asleep | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2070 | Soon the farmer will shear you instead of the sheep! | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2071 | I always have three or four espressos before work. And I'm also totally innumerate. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2072 | Let's risk it; eight deductions is eight deductions. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2073 | Frankly I just expected more from life. | 1.2727 | 0.07337 | 66 | 53 | 8 | 5 |
2074 | Whatever you do, don't start counting them | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
2075 | If they ever get an Alpha male all bets are off. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2076 | They won't budge; something about a herding immunity | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2077 | Sheep are not as fun as balls. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2078 | You did remember the mint jelly. | 1.2727 | 0.07545 | 55 | 43 | 9 | 3 |
2079 | Another hour and we should be immune | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2080 | Look. Sheeps. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2081 | Listen Marv, I’m just going to come out and say it. Sometimes I feel like a glorified babysitter. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2082 | The good boys cried woof. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2083 | Well, one of us has been unfaithful. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2084 | I feel like the New Yorker does a lot of cartoon contests that feature sheep. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2085 | Nonsense! You see as well as I do. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2086 | Should we just sit here while they look contented? | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2087 | Ok, I'm sorry I said I like the Babe movie. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2088 | Let’s wait a while longer. Godot is bound to come. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2089 | Clearly, they’ve never herd of social distancing. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2090 | Sometimes, I think they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2091 | What sheep ? I don't see any sheep | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2092 | Have you seen any wolves in here? I heard foxes were guarding the henhouses in Georgia. | 1.2716 | 0.06807 | 81 | 66 | 8 | 7 |
2093 | OK - now what? | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2094 | Feelin' a little sheepish? Nudge, nudge, wink wink. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2095 | Do you want to tell him, or shall I? | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2096 | Not all wolves are bad, you know. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2097 | I’m really not sure this plan to sneak in early to get the vaccine is going to work, Barry. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2098 | If you'll turn that little guy around we can finish our group photo. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2099 | Face front, Sally. You're the reason we're having this workplace harassment training. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2100 | I consider myself more of an influencer. | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
2101 | The pups are looking more and more like me every day! | 1.2714 | 0.05354 | 70 | 51 | 19 | 0 |
2102 | I told you Rogaine would make our lives easier! | 1.2714 | 0.07315 | 70 | 57 | 7 | 6 |
2103 | Count them. It works better than sleeping pills. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2104 | They just flocked to me! | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2105 | I can't get a read on you, but I say let's do it! I believe it's called a perm. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2106 | Hey, I guess that I should tell you - I’m really a sheep in dog’s clothing. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2107 | Every time I do a headcount I start getting sleepy. | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2108 | Don’t be sheepish about this. You’ll fit right in! | 1.2712 | 0.07956 | 59 | 48 | 6 | 5 |
2109 | Max was no longer amused by Maxine's sheep stories - filled with endless bahs and bleeps. | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2110 | Who do you think does their hair? | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2111 | Yeah, we only have seven of them facing the right way, but we'll tell the farmer that we have eight, since we rounded them up ! | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2112 | This whole being a “sheep” thing isn’t half bad, huh? | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2113 | "Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep." | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2114 | I’m finding that these days, I’m identifying more and more as a rat terrier. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2115 | Evolution sure has made our jobs a lot easier. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2116 | Do you find it ironic that we eat Limited Ingredient Lamb dog food? | 1.2703 | 0.05198 | 74 | 54 | 20 | 0 |
2117 | What should we do about the Bernie voter? | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2118 | Don't you think we should tell them ourselves before they they hear it from someone else? | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2119 | Oh! Let’s round ‘em up anyway. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2120 | You figure out which one is Dolly. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2121 | Sheepdog does not come close to explaining what we do. I’d prefer “Director of Operations”. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2122 | Maybe we can get sheared when they do. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2123 | I’m headed for DC, looks like there might be a Major job opening at the White House soon. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2124 | There's no charge. Just ask for the George Clooney cut. The Mamas love it. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2125 | I heard that in New Zealand unemployment is consistently low in our field. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2126 | I don't think they suspect us | 1.2703 | 0.05198 | 74 | 54 | 20 | 0 |
2127 | Are you sure they are all mine? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2128 | I say let them herd themselves. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2129 | What do you mean you want a paternity test? | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2130 | They promised me squirrels. We got fleeced. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2131 | Can you feel the shear excitement? | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2132 | If it's a flock of sheep, why do we herd them? For a shepherd? Explain to me how English makes any sense. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2133 | You're creeping me out. Please stop saying "baa", OK? | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2134 | You Okay? You look a little sheepish. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2135 | Damnit, the black sheep got away again?! | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2136 | Can you count this time? I can barely see and I keep falling asleep " | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2137 | As long as you don't pay attention to the squirrels, we'll be okay. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2138 | Should we adopt another one? | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
2139 | Be honest, when you're hungry, you recognize we have more in common with wolves than sheep. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2140 | How much longer till herd immunity? | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2141 | Is it wrong I want to taste one? Just a bite? | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2142 | So you’re the new mouton cadet. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2143 | Check out those sheep, dog! | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2144 | Dr. Nygaard said I just need to try to be more assertive, but I feel like they're my friends, you know....? | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
2145 | I think we are really fitting in! | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2146 | Now, if we could just find that Mary... | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2147 | I say they're all Republicans. How about you? | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2148 | I'd count them, but I just had a nap. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2149 | So, have you herd.... | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2150 | The New Yorker wants me to say something funny, but I'm sure their readers have herd it all. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2151 | I hate it that I can't tell them apart. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2152 | # 1What happens in the meadow stays in the meadow | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2153 | Just keep an eye out for anything that looks like organizing. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2154 | I told you we should ask for directions. | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2155 | There you go acting all sheepish again. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2156 | I told you we should have gotten a perm! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2157 | Hairdressers have been closed for a while now, haven't they? | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2158 | ...I hope they know the difference between Mutton and Mutts! | 1.2685 | 0.05113 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
2159 | The problem is counting ‘em and staying awake | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2160 | I hear that new technology is going to allow a shearing of middle management. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2161 | Just ignore him. He's convinced he's the black sheep. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2162 | Hey Fred. Did you fall asleep counting them again? | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2163 | Ok, they're in solid lump formation. Now let's start humming "Raindrops keep falling on my head..." to get them through the gate. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2164 | Are you sure that one on your right is not a wolf? | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2165 | Me and you, Bud... We got herd 'em unity. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2166 | Vaccine haircuts for everyone. | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2167 | Honey, you cannot rescue another sheep In this pandemic! | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2168 | Management expects us to keep track of inventory but the work puts me to sleep. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2169 | There used to be 10. I haven’t slept in days. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2170 | Pretty sure its wolf in SHEEPS clothing, not dogs. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2171 | Sweetie, have you been cheating on me? | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2172 | So I overheard my owner saying he wants a new sweater. | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2173 | I always wondered how we look like with curls. | 1.2679 | 0.07850 | 56 | 45 | 7 | 4 |
2174 | Yeah, we’re called sheepdogs but truth is, I don’t know ewe from Adam. | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2175 | I thought ewe were counting them | 1.2679 | 0.07850 | 56 | 45 | 7 | 4 |
2176 | Woof. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2177 | Why are we called sheep dogs, but they aren’t called dog sheep? | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2178 | Do you think we are safe hiding here_ | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2179 | So, you really think "one less sheep" will be noticed at bedtime? | 1.2676 | 0.07221 | 71 | 58 | 7 | 6 |
2180 | He identifies as rearward. | 1.2676 | 0.07221 | 71 | 58 | 7 | 6 |
2181 | I need an Ambien. Counting sheep just doesn't do it for me. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2182 | Did we lose our token black sheep? | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2183 | Well, Fred, technically there's eight feet between us. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2184 | Try it. It's fun. Say Baaa rk! | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2185 | I guess I misunderstood what Sheep dog meant. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2186 | I feel a bit sheepish. My kibble is lamb and rice. | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
2187 | I thought perms went out decades ago! | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2188 | Picture the floor after your last haircut. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2189 | Don't look now but I think we've lost all perspective. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2190 | I disagree--counting them is exhilarating | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2191 | Time for diversity training? | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2192 | I heard that if you promise them a wall to keep out the black sheep, they'll follow you anywhere! | 1.2667 | 0.06932 | 75 | 61 | 8 | 6 |
2193 | 'There's always a sheepish one in a group photo." | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2194 | What do you mean 'work'? I thought this was a take-out line. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2195 | You couldn't sleep either? | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2196 | After a while you start to look like them | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2197 | They're having an argument, let's run for it | 1.2667 | 0.07466 | 60 | 48 | 8 | 4 |
2198 | Wool shrinks. We must be acrylic. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2199 | Looks like perms are coming back. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2200 | Are you sure I can’t have one for breakfast? | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2201 | I wanted to get close to my real passion - knitting. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2202 | So what did you mean by “just friends”? | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2203 | Remember, they’ll never let you be one of them. | 1.2667 | 0.06229 | 60 | 45 | 14 | 1 |
2204 | I don’t think he understands herd immunity. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2205 | There are fifty-six of them by sheepdog year rules. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2206 | Come on, you gotta be tired of dog food too. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2207 | Who's the father? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2208 | CAREFUL, I THINK THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS A WOLF! | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2209 | What do you think? Are we blending in? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2210 | And how are we supposed to guard them when we can't see forward? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2211 | Remember your training and beware the power of the bark side. | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
2212 | Who were you with three months ago? | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2213 | Typical Christmas card group photo. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2214 | I counted all eight of them and I still couldn't get to sleep. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2215 | It's a little off but do you think it will work? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2216 | How often do we need to tell Little Bo-Peep to leave them alone, and they'll come home? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2217 | I said sheep’s clothing. Not sheepdog’s clothing. We look ridiculous. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2218 | I love dressing like the locals. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2219 | Everyone...look at the camera | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2220 | I know you see me, but do you really SEE me | 1.2653 | 0.07590 | 49 | 38 | 9 | 2 |
2221 | I’ve been having insomnia, any suggestions? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2222 | Back-to-back Employee of the Month awards and NOW you are Mr. Serious? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2223 | someone should talk to the NAACP about this | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2224 | Herd any good ones lately? | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2225 | If we lay low we can get a free haircut. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2226 | I think we need to get the flock outta here. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2227 | Forget 23 and Me; your a sheep dog Jake! | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2228 | Quick! Wipe that sheepish smile off your face! | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2229 | We're not supposed to clean our ears with them, but it feels sooooo good. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2230 | Someday, when they all run for office, they'll regret this blackface group photo. | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
2231 | I've received a very lucrative offer from the mountain lions... | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2232 | Hey Vincent, do you ever wonder if they dream when they are asleep? | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2233 | Major, I think we picked the wrong costumes | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2234 | Little Bo Peep cut overtime. So ‘Leave them alone and they’ll come home’...Or not. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2235 | I'm going to become a woof in sheep's clothing. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2236 | This is the group that went to HR about bullying. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2237 | This was too easy. Wait till they find out they're heading for the sweater shops. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2238 | Tell Cottonball there at your right that her butt's gonna show in the promo shot for Sheepherder's Monthly if she doesn't turn around. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2239 | Are you kidding me Dave?. WAKE UP!!!! | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2240 | Leading from behind, I love it. | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
2241 | I told you it's no big deal. We will do cats next. | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
2242 | I don't think they should vote. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2243 | It’s a great gig but watch yourself: it’s easy to fall asleep when counting sheep. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2244 | If you need to fall asleep, it's better to take an Ambien. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2245 | So two dogs and a bunch of sheep walk into a bar ... | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2246 | Where's Mary? | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2247 | So how come none of them look like my uncle Harry? | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2248 | I’m telling you the fleas are coming from the sheep | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2249 | Here's my flock! | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2250 | He’s in training to become a black sheep..the first step turning his back on us | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2251 | I still think dressing alike for the family photo looks silly. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2252 | We'll never fall asleep... | 1.2639 | 0.06850 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
2253 | They complain that they’re sheep but I swear, they want to be herded | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2254 | The fluff is tasteless and gets stuck in your throat. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2255 | Ya think they're related? | 1.2632 | 0.05085 | 76 | 56 | 20 | 0 |
2256 | I feel somewhat sheepish. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2257 | What are you doing after work? | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2258 | So many sheep, so little time !! | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2259 | I'm growing tired of the mattress sales pitches! | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2260 | Start counting them and see if you don’t fall asleep too! | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
2261 | Really, we’re not so different. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2262 | No problem Newt. They still think the election was rigged. | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
2263 | Looking for a good mint sauce recipe | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2264 | I already have everything planned, I know who'll buy us the wool, just say yes | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2265 | I say we quit this job and have lamb chops for dinner. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2266 | Figure eight! Let's herd them into a figure eight! | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2267 | Don't expect to pull the wool over my eyes with that old shaggy dog story! | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
2268 | The trouble with sheep is they look so much alike that you can't tell 'em apart. | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
2269 | I can't see jack... | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2270 | They'll ask you to count them. Don't. It's a ruse to put you to sleep. | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2271 | We are going to the Capital. | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
2272 | Have we reached herd immunity? | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2273 | Oh sheep, ewe mean they’re not ours? | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2274 | They look a little sheepish to me! | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
2275 | there is always the odd one | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2276 | Today you be the wolf and I'll be the heroic sheepdog. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2277 | Looks like we have a couple of sheep in woof’s clothing | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2278 | Soon we will be replaced by 5G microchips | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2279 | Duh, we can call my cousin, she's a border collie. Nah, she'll put US in the barn too! | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2280 | Don’t know about you, but I am NOT following Mary. Did it once...didn’t end well. | 1.2625 | 0.06595 | 80 | 65 | 9 | 6 |
2281 | Hey Roger, see Snowflake over there? Yeah, Bruce. What about him? He thought it meant, “Make America Grassy Again,” and voted for the other guy. Schmuck. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2282 | ‘Keep your eye on #2, he could be trouble. Seems like a non-conformist.’ | 1.2625 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2283 | I'm not blind. Just tell me who their real father is. | 1.2623 | 0.07356 | 61 | 49 | 8 | 4 |
2284 | This whole 'wolf in sheep dog's clothing' idea just might work out. | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2285 | Let's walk these kids to school then check out the new Lassie they got for crossing guard. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2286 | On your resume don’t say eight. It’s a ‘great big flock’ when no one is counting. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2287 | I like to think of myself as a Sheep Educator and Security Consultant | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2288 | I don't know about you, but I feel sleepy all day. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2289 | We do it because it's either them or us. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2290 | Feeling sheepish is their problem, not ours. | 1.2619 | 0.06800 | 84 | 70 | 6 | 8 |
2291 | I guess these sheep were in the jury that chose last week finalists | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2292 | Why do they keep calling us variants? | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2293 | And that’s when I realized, I was the wolf in sheep’s clothing. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2294 | I cannot wait for the groomer to open back up, with all this quarantine fur they're starting to mistake us sheepdogs for actual sheep! | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2295 | You count them, it makes me fall asleep." | 1.2615 | 0.05493 | 65 | 48 | 17 | 0 |
2296 | It's not politically correct, but at Easter I eat a lamb chop or two." | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2297 | Hey get a load of the one on the left - what a babe! | 1.2615 | 0.07683 | 65 | 54 | 5 | 6 |
2298 | Looks like none of us were brave enough to shear ourselves at home, huh?” | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2299 | I feel redundant. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2300 | It’s not great money, but the wolf was at the door. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2301 | Hey Dolly. Not sure this cloning thing is perfected yet. What think?!? | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2302 | Hey Ewe ! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2303 | Four for each of us! Okay? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2304 | They didn’t look this sheepish over video conferences.... | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2305 | If only the dog groomers would reopen, I could actually see the things I’m supposed to herd. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2306 | The vegetarian beef substitute tastes okay, but there's no way they can duplicate the taste of real mutton. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2307 | Even after an eyebrow trim, they all still look alike. | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
2308 | I know they say you look just like your pets after a while, but I think it's that new conditioner. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2309 | Can you believe what they're making out of poodles nowadays? | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2310 | I'm telling you, it taste just like chicken. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2311 | What the...! Did you teach him mooning? | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2312 | Okay, this time you count them and I'll stay awake. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2313 | You know Mama did play around a bit? | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2314 | I don't think we look a thing like them. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2315 | What if they know something we don't? | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2316 | From this perspective, they all look the same. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2317 | At least they can see each other. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2318 | Such small eyes. It’s a wonder they can see anything. | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
2319 | « Actually, I disagree with Romer’s theories on integrating technological innovations into macroeconomic analysis. I mean, asif it was that easy, pal » | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2320 | Ewe really pulled the wool over my eyes as well. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2321 | They're strangely silent for cats.” | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2322 | Must have been a gene mutation. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2323 | Watch that one in front, he's pull the wool over your eyes. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2324 | Don't they know dogs like mutton? | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2325 | Am I adopted mom? | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2326 | It’s the latest thing Max, HERD immunity” 🦠 | 1.2603 | 0.06765 | 73 | 59 | 9 | 5 |
2327 | Do you ever fall asleep counting them? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2328 | I've been counting them four an hour, but I'm still not sleepy. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2329 | Open you eyes, they're right in front of you! | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2330 | So,what do we do now? | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2331 | But in a topsy-turvy world, do you suppose they'd protect us? | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2332 | Haha they don't even notice | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2333 | I had a great night Ronnie, but I can't work out which of them it was. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2334 | I heard that counting sheep will help us get over that fence | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2335 | Best way to get a free haircut. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2336 | There’s something you’re not telling me. | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2337 | Wool gathering? Runner at 2 o'clock! | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2338 | I don’t know about you but I feel like I’m the one being watched | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2339 | Dear, are you still awake? | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2340 | When do we let them travel again? | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2341 | I’m just saying, anatomically we are close enough... | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2342 | Now you listen here... No, not ewe! | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2343 | So what’re you doing after the shearing? | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2344 | Looks like you and the poodle were friendlier than you led me to believe | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2345 | I'd count them for you but I keep falling asleep. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2346 | What do you say we try teaching them to sniff each other's butts? | 1.2593 | 0.06521 | 81 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
2347 | How’s that covid haircut working out? | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2348 | Just act natural. | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2349 | These poodles really need a haircut. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2350 | The questionnaire asked what do you identify as | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2351 | I hear they’re shearing this week, do you want to make an appointment? | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2352 | I wonder if they know we're not vegetarians. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2353 | So, we both agree that “Babe” was crap, right? | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2354 | Hope his wife keeps yapping, that fence looks really high. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2355 | Doesn't it seem that our entire reason for being here is nothing but fluff? | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2356 | We are baaaad dogs! | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2357 | They’re using the cheap conditioner, again. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2358 | One more "herd" pun and you're dead! | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2359 | There's one in every flock. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2360 | Seriously? You've never had mutton curry? Its to die for! | 1.2586 | 0.07605 | 58 | 47 | 7 | 4 |
2361 | Dom't let on that you know they're not really afraid of you | 1.2586 | 0.08363 | 58 | 49 | 3 | 6 |
2362 | ' Good news Bob! I hear the humans passed a 'shear relief' bill. Say goodbye to that quarantine scruff! ' | 1.2586 | 0.07993 | 58 | 48 | 5 | 5 |
2363 | All they all accounted for? Wake up, Chad! | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2364 | Do you have something to tell me?? | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2365 | The pay would be much better if we could do this with cats! | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2366 | I keep counting - I'm still awake. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2367 | Keep your eyes peeled Ralph, I 've got a feeling one of these guys is gonna make a break for it. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
2368 | There is a difference between herding and leading Dear. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2369 | Can you please count them? Every time I try I get drowsy. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2370 | The trick to not eat so many that anyone notices. It's called pacing. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2371 | The sheep's in the meadow, cow's in the corn. Where are the dogs in this equation? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2372 | Looks like we know which one farted | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2373 | Their hair salon must be closed too. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2374 | I can't wait to find out whether we become yarn or mutton! | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
2375 | Hey wake up! You tried counting them again, didn’t you? | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2376 | Honey, no counting 'til bedtime! | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2377 | Shaun got it backwards again. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2378 | Honey, of COURSE you're the father! | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2379 | I’ll Take the Fuzzy One! | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2380 | Good book, but I can't pronounce Proulx either. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2381 | Their leader claims herd immunity. She wants masks off. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2382 | Shouldn't we keep them 6 feet apart? | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2383 | This is a piece of cake. Ever try herding kangaroos ? | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2384 | I have counted all of them and I still can't sleep. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2385 | It's always ewe, ewe, ewe. What happened to us? | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2386 | After the past administration- I’m about tired of the whole ‘following like sheep’ thing- what about you Buddy? | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2387 | Watch out, I think that one is trying to fleece you. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2388 | I know I have hair in my eyes, but I still say something's not right about this litter. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2389 | I’m beginning to wonder if we were adopted” | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2390 | Woof in sheep clothing | 1.2576 | 0.07262 | 66 | 54 | 7 | 5 |
2391 | The bad news is they may try to pull the wool over our eyes...the good news is I don’t think it’ll make much of a difference. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2392 | What comes after eight, man? Oh no, I’m going to be up all night | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2393 | Frankly, I think they should be called dog sheep. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2394 | They’re not really mine .I’m just watching them for someone else. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2395 | Just closing your eyes won’t work. You have to count the sheep while lying down.... | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2396 | You still going to stick with that working late story? | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2397 | Did you eat the black sheep, when I was out? | 1.2571 | 0.07248 | 70 | 58 | 6 | 6 |
2398 | Unless they spread out, there are going to be layoffs | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2399 | A thousand a head and no one makes a peep. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2400 | What is 10 minus 2 again? | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2401 | I feel that you have gotten us in with the wrong crowd | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2402 | 7 sheep can't be wrong,this movie's good! | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
2403 | It was better to herd them over Zoom. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
2404 | So he titled it “Catcher in the Rye” but I never felt he really understood what we do. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2405 | I’m just saying... why is it never a sheep in wolf’s clothing? | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2406 | Rex, is it true that you're relocating to the corporate farm upstate? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2407 | ''Did you clock in?'' | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2408 | This now completes your training as a Sheepdog. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2409 | Ewe or me? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2410 | Maybe their 'baa' is worse than their bite. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2411 | Isn’t it more fun when they’re running loose? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2412 | Your side, your problem. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2413 | A rebel sheep-- contradiction in terms, don't you think? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2414 | Relax George, once you make the appointment they don’t even check. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2415 | I think they figured out we are Labradoodles . | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2416 | Oh, c'mon....this is shear bliss. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2417 | Lamb shank again tonight? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2418 | They’re making fun of you, I herd them | 1.2568 | 0.07215 | 74 | 62 | 5 | 7 |
2419 | No need to be so sheepish about this | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2420 | Imagine if we were doctor dogs or pilot dogs. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2421 | It is like looking in a mirror. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2422 | This home schooling is driving me nuts! | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2423 | Let’s yell “WOLF!” and see what happens..... | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
2424 | If it weren't for you, I'd be having an identity crisis. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2425 | I didn't sheep at all last night. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2426 | Let’s graze with them and just see if they really embrace diversity. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2427 | I love all of them. You chose. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2428 | Nothing like a formal greeting. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2429 | Have you ever thought about fate versus free will? | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2430 | When are you going to tell your parents that you want to be a seeing-eye dog? | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2431 | We’re just asking you to take a DNA test. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2432 | How much longer should we keep Little Po Peep in suspense? | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2433 | Only one way to find out who the wolf is | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2434 | Beatrice fell fast asleep, having counted all eight sheep | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2435 | Asleep yet? | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2436 | This will be a party once the beer dogs arrive with their flock. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2437 | Do you ever feel like a sheep in wolf's clothing? | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2438 | CALL BO PEEP! | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2439 | Anytime I try to work out how many there are, I fall asleep. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2440 | I’m just having a little off the top. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2441 | Who farted? | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2442 | These sheeple will do just about anything you tell them to do. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2443 | I still can’t tell. Are we guarding them or are they guarding us? | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2444 | "I know it gets lonely out here, but honestly she's not that into you." | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2445 | Stop counting or you'll never be able to fall asleep tonight. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2446 | They did say, In Vitro & Cloning are not mutually exclusive? | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2447 | I don't believe we're related, but I still don't think we should eat them. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2448 | Lost count, fell asleep, and woke up at the crack of noon. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2449 | I'd be ok with letting them wander around a little if someone would just cut our bangs. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2450 | So I'm reading this great book: Release Your Inner Wolf. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2451 | I never wanted to do this, I wanted to be a lion tamer | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2452 | I didn’t sleep so well last night. I’m just couldn’t relax, counting sheep was too much like work | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2453 | I kinda had a late lunch but I'd share one. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2454 | Hey Bud, that sweetheart is eyeing you with a sheepish grin! | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
2455 | To be honest I just want to go home, but they always beat me | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2456 | The party invitation said there would be herd immunity. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2457 | I'm tellin' you, this whole 'wolf' thing is a hoax! | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2458 | OK Harry,I count Eight sheep,where are the other Four? We had a dozen yesterday. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
2459 | The one looking at you is the one I told you about. | 1.2545 | 0.07439 | 55 | 44 | 8 | 3 |
2460 | At least we only have to guard nine sheep | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
2461 | Reminds me of certain groups of people! | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
2462 | I don’t want to hurt them. I just wanted to herd them! | 1.2545 | 0.07879 | 55 | 45 | 6 | 4 |
2463 | Will you stop mumbling? Did you say eight or ate? | 1.2545 | 0.07439 | 55 | 44 | 8 | 3 |
2464 | Ewe’s not fat, ewe’s just fluffy. | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
2465 | Guess you could call us woofs in sheep's clothing. | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2466 | See I told you a little CBD would calm them down! | 1.2542 | 0.07488 | 59 | 48 | 7 | 4 |
2467 | I remember it as "Fully Wooly" by Sam Sham and the Pharoahs! | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2468 | I think some of them are just in sheep's clothing. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2469 | I was told we were going to the Rams game. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2470 | Stop counting! You’ll never stay awake. | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
2471 | They say one in eight sheep still believe he won the election and refuse to watch any news conferences. | 1.2540 | 0.07494 | 63 | 52 | 6 | 5 |
2472 | In 1933 FDR gave us the New Deal. In 2021, Biden will give us the BF Deal! | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
2473 | I wonder what Ancestry.com says about this? | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2474 | After we’re vaccinated, I’ll get a haircut and then, and only then, I say we count ‘em. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2475 | Who wears it better ? | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
2476 | Just tell them the wolf will pay for the wall | 1.2540 | 0.07494 | 63 | 52 | 6 | 5 |
2477 | I think we need to recruit an Aussie cattle dog For this mob!! | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2478 | I'm feeling flocculent today! | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2479 | Shouldn't it be Dogsheep? | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2480 | I keep wondering, why couldn't we have given birth to rugged, independent thinkers like ourselves?" | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2481 | You fell asleep again, didn’t you? | 1.2537 | 0.07163 | 67 | 55 | 7 | 5 |
2482 | Boss says no food or water after they get in line to vote. | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2483 | Is it my imagination or are they looking a little sheepish today? | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2484 | We can split one. Nobody will notice. | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2485 | I’m just glad to be done teleworking. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2486 | Odysseus is under one of them. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2487 | I hope you're sleepy | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2488 | Remind me to never watch over Mary’s belongings again. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2489 | ha, I knew it, you WERE with that curly headed Ewe down the road | 1.2535 | 0.07154 | 71 | 59 | 6 | 6 |
2490 | And then there were eight, face it George. I’m not buying that two of them went to Sephora for makeovers. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2491 | Seen one, you’ve seen ‘em all. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2492 | Sheep, dawg. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2493 | How do they blink? | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2494 | Seriously, how do you tell them apart? | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2495 | Bah. Bah. No Black sheep?!?!? How politically incorrect, and wrong | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2496 | Baaaaaaaaaaark! | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2497 | You said 'woof,' but they heard 'wolf.' | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2498 | I could do this blindfolded. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2499 | Then it's agreed. The next round of cuts will again exclude management positions. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2500 | its like a bakers dozen, they wont know if one goes missing. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2501 | So are we like Schnoodles and Labradoodles? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2502 | Think they'll get the vaccine? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2503 | OK, got the sheep, now how are we going to make them jump over the fence?" | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2504 | How do you say 'MOVE IT!'?" in Lambese? | 1.2533 | 0.06869 | 75 | 62 | 7 | 6 |
2505 | Have you heard…” “Course I herd, I’m a sheep dog | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2506 | Don’t feel embarrassed. We all do it. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2507 | would they notice if one was missing? | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2508 | OK, let's just eat the troublemaker on your right. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2509 | It's harder to recognize them without their red MAGA hats. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2510 | Do you ever wonder if maybe we’re abusing our power? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2511 | I just don't see the analogy. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2512 | She told me it happened the night I was drunk | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2513 | Yeah, have to agree. I think they control us. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2514 | They're sneaky - don't let them pull the hair over your eyes. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2515 | If a turkey dog is a hotdog made from turkey meat, what does that make us? | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2516 | I don't want a haircut either | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2517 | I'll give you treat if you can figure out which one of these is the wolf! | 1.2532 | 0.06612 | 79 | 65 | 8 | 6 |
2518 | They are helpless, so I herd! | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2519 | Remember that orange sheep? Sometimes you gotta love the wolf | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2520 | Oh, Ewe again. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2521 | I'm just not sure this job is really challenging me. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2522 | And another thing, don't count them... unless you're due for a nap. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2523 | They kind of remind me of miniature marshmallows! | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2524 | Are you kidding? Of course it's just like herding sheep! | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2525 | He acts like the black sheep of the family. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2526 | What'd'ya say we go into town tonight and herd some cats? | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2527 | Do you think I need a haircut? | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2528 | When they get to “nine”, release the melotonin. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2529 | are you sure? the last guy said he couldn’t count and i ended up working every night shift. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2530 | The others said they'd be back in half and hour. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2531 | Which one is the wolf in sheep's clothing? | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2532 | We can't take them anywhere, I don't have enough masks. | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
2533 | Stop me if ewe'v herd this, but wool'd ewe baaa-lieve... | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
2534 | Sure, it's boring, but the bennies are sweet. | 1.2526 | 0.05068 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2535 | Hey,Hey Floof,did you fall asleep again. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2536 | How would I know if there were any missing? Dogs can’t count. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2537 | Who pulled the wool over your eyes? | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2538 | I fall asleep just looking at them. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2539 | Do we have to count them when we go to sleep? | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2540 | I wanted to be a show dog but failed my SAT. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2541 | This flock ain’t big enough for the both of us. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2542 | Name one politician who’s this good at getting cooperation. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2543 | My advice is don't try counting them unless you want to get fired for sleeping on the job. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2544 | Every time I count them, I fall asleep. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2545 | You know I ate one once? Was constipated for a month. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2546 | On my count. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2547 | In my experience it's better to herd sheep than to be one. | 1.2500 | 0.06371 | 56 | 43 | 12 | 1 |
2548 | 1,2,3,4....zzzzzzzzzzz | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2549 | Looks like you already counted them. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2550 | Better than being a wolfhound. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2551 | Can you watch ‘em for five minutes while I go take a leak? | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2552 | Well, my wife gets angry if I DON'T come home smelling like wool! | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2553 | I told you it was going to be a piece of cake. They're into herd immunity. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2554 | If you're free later, wanna roll in some poop? | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2555 | ... five, six, seven, ei... | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2556 | is this what you meant by going on the lamb? | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2557 | To them, we're always just going to be wolves in sheepdog's clothing. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2558 | Hey Dave, you still awake? | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2559 | Do we have herd immunity yet? | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2560 | Working from home has its advantages, but sometimes it's so hard to unplug. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2561 | I don’t get it. First they tell us to stop gathering and now they let them open the baaas. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2562 | Let's play a round of "Fluffy Fluffy Marshmallows". | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2563 | Sometimes I feel more sheep than dog | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2564 | I hear they can't wait till the salons open. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
2565 | This is making me so sleepy. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2566 | No, THEY are called Dog Sheep. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2567 | Tell me again, do we herd them, or do they herd us? | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2568 | Does it ever concern you that the farmer might realize he doesn’t need the both of us? | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2569 | This job looks politically incorrect to me, or am I being too sensitive? | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2570 | They say we're close to herd immunity. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2571 | I wonder who came first, them or us? | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2572 | They’re just giving us the run around. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2573 | Jeez, I dunno, what IS the difference between "ovine" and "bovine? | 1.2500 | 0.07374 | 60 | 49 | 7 | 4 |
2574 | Do you think they're thinking anything ? | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2575 | Second star to the right and straight on till morning! | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2576 | There's only 8." "I thought you were counting. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2577 | Watch it! They'll pull the wool over your eyes. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2578 | We need to get the flock home | 1.2500 | 0.07374 | 60 | 49 | 7 | 4 |
2579 | You had one job.... | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2580 | I keep falling asleep when trying to count our charges. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2581 | I feel like we should belong here, but you know, I never really feel welcome. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2582 | Something about this job makes me sleepy. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2583 | How could you? We have our dignity to uphold! | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2584 | Do you think they know we can’t see a thing? | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2585 | One word: "mutton". | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2586 | We could claim them as dependents, they look just like us! | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2587 | Ba-by sheep, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2588 | C'mon, man. You've never even tasted one? | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
2589 | I'm considering switching to a trans-species sexual orientation. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2590 | I guess I misunderstood what they meant when they said herd immunity | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2591 | Makes you think though: which came first, the sheep or the sheep dog? | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2592 | Uh oh... I think they're trying to start a union. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2593 | They elected him to watch us! | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
2594 | Since you're new here, we start you out with tiny sheep." | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2595 | Management's expectation is to not fall asleep on the job. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2596 | Since they got high-speed Internet access, they’re beginning to question our leadership. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2597 | 'Be alert! Remember the definition of a Sheep Dog. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2598 | The ad said Chic Dogs! | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2599 | Who would have thought my insomnia problem would pay off?! | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2600 | Think of yourself less as a sheepdog and more of them as dogsheep. | 1.2500 | 0.06786 | 76 | 63 | 7 | 6 |
2601 | Stay on top of that dude on the right. Looks a bit arrogant. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2602 | Think about it, we can train that one sheep to be the leader, then we can go on vacation. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2603 | I don’t really know how to say this so I’m just going to say it. They offered me the cow promotion. I know how bad you wanted that job and I know you’re the one that told me about it, but it was open to everyone. I feel bad. Please don’t hate me. I’ll put in a good word for you. Fwew. I feel better. Do you feel better? | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
2604 | Do you think I should get a perm? | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2605 | Is this the line for a haircut? Shear madness, Randy! | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2606 | My wool allergies are killing me | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2607 | Hunnie, we’re going to get fired. Ethel is about to make a run for it. I told you three times this week you’re due for a trim. It’s like I’m talking to a wall. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2608 | They’re Ewe-anon believers | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2609 | Be a lamb and watch the floc while I get my COVID shot. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2610 | I don’t know why they’re acting so sheepish around us | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2611 | You have to herd them without counting them. Toughest part of the job, I tell you. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2612 | When you said, "eight sheep," I thought you . . . | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2613 | Looks like some of them gained the pandemic 15. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2614 | Look at it this way, they’re good for insomnia! | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
2615 | Can’t believe they are making us herd to get that immunity.” #thatswhatsheepsai | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2616 | This should be enough for the power napper | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2617 | When counting them doesn’t knock me out I just read their diaries | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2618 | Tell her it's Ed Shearing | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2619 | And YOU said you only go there at night to count them so you can sleep! | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2620 | Looks like ewe got turned around. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2621 | There seems to be a trouble maker in every bunch these days! | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2622 | Is counting sheep making you tired, too? | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2623 | They're great for cleaning out your ears | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2624 | Can't you see, Sam, she has her eyes on you. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2625 | So, the night you spent in the barn with that ram -- "just talking". You wanna confess now? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2626 | I think this is what herd immunity looks like! | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2627 | Hey, we're fluffy enough. Let's blend in! | 1.2471 | 0.06241 | 85 | 70 | 9 | 6 |
2628 | Which direction do you think this convergent evolution is going? | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2629 | I think they heard you say “UGG”. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2630 | I did the hunting and gathering. You take it from here. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2631 | I think it's the accent that's giving you away. | 1.2469 | 0.04821 | 81 | 61 | 20 | 0 |
2632 | These things keep putting me to sleep. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2633 | I really prefer the stick method to the carrot. | 1.2469 | 0.06462 | 81 | 67 | 8 | 6 |
2634 | I have no idea how to tell them apart, do you? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2635 | Sheila, I want a divorce. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2636 | Our hair stylist would have a field day. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2637 | You may be a working dog, but I’m a talking dog, and I think we both need to bark. | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2638 | You stuck, too? | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2639 | Shift's over dude. Wanna grab a beer before you doze off? | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2640 | Take my word for it, they look just like you. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2641 | I tried to count them, but I kept falling asleep before I got to them all. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2642 | All of these were in D.C. on January 6th,but they say the two of us have to go back to Delaware because people are afraid of us at the White House? | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2643 | We are guards, not diners....Guards. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2644 | I’m an insomniac too! | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2645 | You'll never guess what I herd. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2646 | There's always a sheep trying to be different in these group photos, I'm glad it hasn't happened this time | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2647 | ...and then you place advertising IN the article. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2648 | They say it’s a ‘dog eat dog world’ but these sheep look pretty tasty | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2649 | What should we have for supper? Mary had a little lamb. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2650 | I love sheep so much I promised to marry one, but convinced her that 5 year engagements are typical. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2651 | I'm so bored. Let's chase 'em off a cliff. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2652 | Will we be sheared too, do you think? | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2653 | They're looking a little more sheepish today. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2654 | By the way, wasn't that 'you-know-what' just delicious with the mint sauce? | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2655 | Wait, what are we supposed to do? | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2656 | For dinner, I was thinking l-a-m-b-c-h-o-p-s again. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2657 | They always want protection around Eastertime. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2658 | Do you like to knit? There seems to be an abundance of yarn here, | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2659 | If only they'd gambol a little. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2660 | Dressed as sheep dogs was a good idea | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2661 | Are these guys pulling the wool over our eyes or do we just need haircuts? | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2662 | Last night, on guard, I was to be disquised as the decoy, but I am morally opposed to doing blackface. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2663 | I’m a huge fan of your work! | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2664 | . So they said kids will go back to school next month. Not soon enough. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2665 | Is this the ticket-holders' line? | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2666 | I hope you can get to sleep quick. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2667 | You clearly missed the memo on diversity and inclusion. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2668 | Always keep them between you and the wolf. Gives you time to run. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2669 | Remember, pick your battles. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2670 | Why do they get sheared, but we can't get our bangs trimmed? | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2671 | I heard you. The wolves are coming. But can you just for once let me enjoy what it feels like to be at the top of the food chain?? | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2672 | Oh, Millie...so that's what happened when you went on vacation! | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2673 | So are you a dog on the lam or a lamb putting on the dog? | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2674 | Remember to stop at the end of the cliff. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2675 | ain't seen that black sheep dude but heard he's pretty baaaad. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2676 | Shep, I think I've achieved herd immunity! | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2677 | Cut your hair and you, too, can become a world class herder! | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2678 | I tasted mint jelly at Costco | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2679 | I understand your rationale but I still want a DNA test. | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2680 | They don't know you're not a sheep dog so lighten up. | 1.2464 | 0.05225 | 69 | 52 | 17 | 0 |
2681 | So, you say I'm Sheepish? Is that an insult, or a compliment. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2682 | Yes, we have a minion. No one has to know that sheepdogs aren’t actually sheep. | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
2683 | I never thought our kids would look like this! | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2684 | Stop counting! We're essential workers. No naps allowed! | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2685 | Their ‘baa’ is worse than their bite. | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2686 | So this is your first security gig? | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2687 | Don't do what I think you're going to do, to fall asleep tonight. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2688 | Honey, have you noticed that none of the kids look like me? | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2689 | Our fan club is growing | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2690 | Labradoodle, Bernadoodle, Goldenbdoodle, I say we go make some Sheepadoodles! | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2691 | Oh Fred, you fall asleep every time you get to eight... | 1.2462 | 0.05385 | 65 | 49 | 16 | 0 |
2692 | ...and a DNA certificate showing they descended from Bo Peep's flock. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2693 | Don't forget under that innocent looking fluffy white exterior harbors the scheming soul of an unrelenting grass eating herbivore. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2694 | What was it we're supposed to do? | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2695 | Feels so good to no longer do this over Zoom. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2696 | I know it sounds crazy but underneath all that fluffy cuteness they're pure lamb chop ! | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2697 | Why am I worried? Demand for wool is way down. They're looking to move these sheep to a low cost country. And, have you seen there is a robotic dog? Used to be you put in your four and a half years and retire. Not anymore. That's why. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2698 | Which ones are mine? | 1.2459 | 0.07264 | 61 | 50 | 7 | 4 |
2699 | Do you think we could get them to do the Electric Slide? | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2700 | The one on the far right is not all that innocent. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2701 | Easter dinner, anyone? | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2702 | They’re not moving until we explain the meaning of herd immunity. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2703 | Zoom herding was so much easier! | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2704 | Are you sure we're not a designer breed of sheep plus dog? | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2705 | Watch out. I'm pretty sure the one by your right forepaw is about to make a break for it. | 1.2456 | 0.06754 | 57 | 45 | 10 | 2 |
2706 | Actually,it's only a day job. I'm trying to focus on my acting career. | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
2707 | Your bangs look terrible! I wish we could all get a trim before the Zoom meeting. | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
2708 | Yeah, you solved your insomnia problem, but what we do with these sheep? | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2709 | I can’t wait for the groomers to reopen. | 1.2453 | 0.07574 | 53 | 43 | 7 | 3 |
2710 | Did you hear, Mary got quarantined...again! | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2711 | New hairdo, Cruz? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2712 | I know you’re not really into this, but how many times will we be in Homophone Heaven. We get to tell Mom we ate eight. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2713 | Hello darling, woolgathering?"(Apologies to James Thurber. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2714 | I don’t know what they want - I can barely see anything. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2715 | I don’t care what CEO says, we should join their union | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2716 | My Swedish cousin says lemmings are so much less work. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2717 | If you keep your mouth shut, we can blend in. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2718 | Get the flock out of here. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2719 | And then, Walt Disney said... | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2720 | Why don’t we just eat them? | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2721 | It's just not the same since that wolf came down with Covid... | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2722 | I took their phones away. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2723 | If I don’t take this job now, I may never get another chance to heard cats. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2724 | Maybe we're the ones that need finding? | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2725 | We better scram before they shave us too! | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2726 | I know I have too many, but I'm having a hard time figuring out which one brings me joy. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2727 | Should we give them the stimulus? | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2728 | Eight is great but I need more to fall asleep. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2729 | It’s easy to fall asleep on the job. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2730 | ‘How do they get their perms to stay so damn curly?’ | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2731 | So, what exactly is a Sheepdog, anyway? | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2732 | Do I look Australian to you? Let them herd themselves, | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2733 | Why couldn't we be called Beach Dogs? | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2734 | How much longer do you think we can pull the wool over their eyes? | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 |