Contest #750


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750

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Every night, when I try to sleep, I can’t stop thinking about work.”
  2. “Half the flock is still grazing remotely.”
  3. “I think I see the one who’s going to be a problem.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-04-04T19:31:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-04-18T19:37:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-04-12T19:36:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 19, 2021
Number of captions 7216
Number of responses 797912
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It’s good to be back in the field. It just wasn’t the same working from home. 1.9140 0.01086 5363 1947 1930 1486
1 Every time they say 'baa' please stop saying 'humbug'. 1.9040 0.01266 3991 1485 1404 1102
2 Remember to check for faces—I once barked at a cotton bale for hours. 1.9008 0.01209 4334 1608 1548 1178
3 Remember Dave, Rule #1: Never Count Them. Dave? Dave? 1.8821 0.01193 4547 1771 1541 1235
4 Ewe, ewe. ewe. That's all we ever talk about. 1.8654 0.01211 4377 1739 1488 1150
5 This is nothing. Herding cats -- that's a real job. 1.8653 0.01210 4337 1709 1503 1125
6 They refuse to budge. They claim they have herd immunity. 1.8647 0.01685 2291 921 759 611
7 Herding is okay, but what I’d really like to do is direct. 1.8630 0.01340 3481 1358 1242 881
8 I have to admit, I’ve been sleeping a lot better since I got this job. 1.8572 0.01111 4692 1740 1882 1070
9 One is missing? What does it look like? 1.8495 0.01217 4207 1674 1492 1041
10 Do you remember what the missing one looked like? 1.8469 0.01157 4676 1875 1642 1159
11 Problem is I fall asleep every time I take inventory. 1.8427 0.01228 4062 1613 1475 974
12 Try howling like a wolf. It's hysterical. 1.8423 0.01233 4236 1750 1404 1082
13 Every night when I try to sleep, I can't stop thinking about work. 1.8419 0.01144 4655 1843 1705 1107
14 Let me get this right ... when you say "ewe" you mean them? 1.8381 0.01300 3613 1443 1312 858
15 Believe it or not, they think that we look alike too. 1.8369 0.01134 4526 1746 1772 1008
16 It's just 'dog' now. I had to stop letting work define me. 1.8354 0.01487 2783 1123 995 665
17 What keeps me up at night is wondering which one is the wolf. 1.8261 0.01381 3335 1400 1115 820
18 This job is much ado about mutton. 1.8243 0.01225 4217 1769 1420 1028
19 You’re very calm, given we had 500 this morning. 1.8240 0.01528 2755 1171 898 686
20 Hear me out... what about a fence? 1.8164 0.01287 3485 1384 1357 744
21 I don't know about you, but I've been sleeping great since I started this job. 1.8154 0.01277 3580 1437 1367 776
22 I've been coming here for years. Just keep your mouth shut and you get a haircut for free! 1.8107 0.01427 3091 1321 1034 736
23 We should have washed them on Cold. 1.8103 0.01292 3538 1443 1323 772
24 I was born a herder but I identify as a retriever. 1.8098 0.01361 3255 1350 1174 731
25 This is way easier than cats 1.8075 0.01503 2670 1111 962 597
26 You're going to be tempted to count them... Don't. 1.7956 0.01504 2627 1104 956 567
27 Is it wrong to wonder what they taste like? 1.7924 0.01472 2852 1238 968 646
28 I’ll admit it - it feels a little weird being back at the office. 1.7896 0.01541 2424 1006 922 496
29 I know you don't believe me but I'm pretty sure we're adopted. 1.7861 0.01615 2309 995 813 501
30 Yes, 'sheep influencer' does make you sound more important. 1.7848 0.02121 1320 564 476 280
31 You DO know that if these sheep move, EVERYONE on the Zoom call will know we’re not wearing pants. 1.7830 0.01645 2383 1083 734 566
32 Is it time to tell the children they’re adopted? 1.7753 0.01691 2096 916 735 445
33 Count 'em? I can't even see 'em. 1.7744 0.01696 2012 860 746 406
34 I told you not to wash them on hot 1.7733 0.01739 1994 878 690 426
35 The hardest part is not falling asleep. 1.7728 0.01685 1998 845 762 391
36 I’m just saying, an eight-hour workday is like 56 dog-hours. 1.7711 0.01740 1944 845 699 400
37 I'm not sure we have them all. Every time I try to count them I fall asleep. 1.7692 0.01727 1898 819 703 376
38 Half the flock is still grazing remotely. 1.7672 0.01792 1804 781 662 361
39 You're asleep again, aren't you? 1.7669 0.01860 1639 700 621 318
40 Don’t worry, we have herd immunity. 1.7616 0.01988 1556 708 511 337
41 Honestly, you’ve never thought “roasted, with a little mint jelly”? 1.7590 0.01947 1577 707 543 327
42 When they come out of the dryer they get clingy. 1.7588 0.01939 1571 699 552 320
43 Isn’t it ironic that we’re descended from wolves? 1.7569 0.01956 1526 676 545 305
44 I don't know how many we're supposed to have. I keep falling asleep every time I count them. 1.7511 0.02038 1406 629 498 279
45 Has Bo Peep paid the ransom yet? 1.7507 0.02111 1388 645 444 299
46 What ever you do, don't start counting. 1.7500 0.01988 1396 603 539 254
47 I seriously think we are adopted 1.7498 0.02132 1367 638 433 296
48 Trust me this is the only way to get a haircut during the Pandemic. 1.7491 0.02162 1367 651 408 308
49 I hate to be anal-retentive, but would you mind turning that one around? 1.7487 0.02089 1389 639 460 290
50 Hi, I’m here for the sleep study... 1.7485 0.02107 1340 609 459 272
51 Cattle are my career goal. 1.7481 0.02080 1338 598 479 261
52 If we let him follow her to school again we’ll both be fired 1.7464 0.02139 1317 606 439 272
53 It’s great that you got them all black masks, but they really still need to be six feet apart. 1.7458 0.02094 1302 579 475 248
54 Every once in a while I eat one and blame it on a wolf. 1.7448 0.02197 1254 580 414 260
55 Speak freely. We can always count on the silence of the lambs. 1.7419 0.02272 1166 540 387 239
56 When should we tell them they're adopted? 1.7399 0.02320 1184 571 350 263
57 I think I see the one who's going to be a problem. 1.7370 0.02206 1137 503 430 204
58 We’re missing one. I think she’s on the lamb. 1.7355 0.02276 1153 537 384 232
59 But what if the sheep are just like actually herding us, man? 1.7346 0.02251 1119 505 406 208
60 No idea. I tried counting them, but I kept falling asleep. 1.7330 0.02342 1045 476 372 197
61 Don’t you think “Defender of the Woolen Flock” sounds more impressive than “Sheep Dog”? 1.7302 0.02334 1049 479 374 196
62 Best part is the Spring, when they get naked and run around. 1.7289 0.02438 1018 483 328 207
63 Max... Max... aw, you counted them again didn't you? 1.7250 0.02437 971 450 338 183
64 All I'm saying is, we blame the wolf, collect the insurance, and retire to a farm upstate. It's fool-proof. 1.7240 0.02865 721 340 240 141
65 We just need to make it look like they need two dogs for eight sheep. 1.7232 0.02460 961 449 329 183
66 Just focus on keeping 'em together but whatever you do, DON'T count them! 1.7197 0.02442 924 420 343 161
67 You know, Carl, if we got ourselves a border collie our job would be a lot easier. 1.7191 0.02496 915 425 322 168
68 Wake up! I told you not to count them! 1.7183 0.02548 884 413 307 164
69 Let's start over...and try to stay awake this time. 1.7153 0.02510 871 398 323 150
70 Do you think it's time we told them we're not their real parents? 1.7136 0.02579 852 398 300 154
71 I’m starting to suspect we were adopted. 1.7126 0.02704 835 409 257 169
72 I think they figured out that we can't actually see them. 1.7116 0.02558 846 391 308 147
73 Well that was fun--do we scatter them now and do it again? 1.7108 0.02705 809 390 263 156
74 Immunity? We don't even have a herd. 1.7100 0.02694 807 387 267 153
75 Yes fine, I’m a sheepdog but I don’t want my work to define me. 1.7095 0.02608 809 374 296 139
76 Do you think THEY could tell US apart? 1.7095 0.02627 802 372 291 139
77 You count them this time. Last time I fell asleep. 1.7094 0.02687 795 377 272 146
78 Honestly, the job's pretty easy as long as you can stay awake. 1.7094 0.02622 795 366 294 135
79 I know it’s not PC to say but they really do look alike . 1.7081 0.02667 781 364 281 136
80 C’mon, you mean you never, EVER wondered what they taste like? 1.7073 0.02668 772 358 282 132
81 I see you grew out your bangs during quarantine. 1.7071 0.02679 775 362 278 135
82 You were right. We never needed Mary. 1.7048 0.02760 769 372 252 145
83 I'm not actually a sheepdog. This is just pandemic hair. 1.7039 0.02788 760 370 245 145
84 Honestly, we can tell them anything, and they will believe it. They watch Fox news. 1.7024 0.02909 736 371 213 152
85 There has got to be a better way to meet border collies. 1.7019 0.02788 728 349 248 131
86 Count too low and you've lost one, count too high and you're asleep. 1.7016 0.02729 744 350 266 128
87 You've been counting them again, haven't you? 1.7016 0.02729 744 350 266 128
88 I'm just saying think about it. We don't eat the sheep. We keep them from getting eaten. Then, what happens? They get eaten, anyway. So maybe we can cut a better deal. 1.6997 0.02789 736 354 249 133
89 We're in deep sheep. 1.6997 0.02906 716 356 219 141
90 Just pretend you're herding and follow them. They can see where they're going. 1.6987 0.02820 707 337 246 124
91 If you get nervous in front of them, imagine them with no wool on. 1.6985 0.02836 713 344 240 129
92 Truth be told, I ‘d rather be fetching a stick. 1.6961 0.02824 668 310 251 107
93 This is easy. You ever try herding cats? 1.6960 0.02887 681 328 232 121
94 Keep an eye on that one on the end, Fred. I'm pretty sure sheep don't come with zippers. 1.6950 0.02937 682 336 218 128
95 Do you ever feel like your job defines you? 1.6917 0.02957 652 317 219 116
96 Think we all look alike to them too? 1.6910 0.02914 644 306 231 107
97 Believe me, I'm no racist. They all just look alike to me. 1.6905 0.02990 656 325 209 122
98 You count them. Every time I try I fall asleep. 1.6895 0.02892 641 302 236 103
99 Ever wonder what we were called before Sheep were invented? 1.6893 0.02927 634 301 229 104
100 This needs to stay a secret... I brought mint jelly. 1.6862 0.03124 615 311 186 118
101 Count the legs and divide by four. 1.6849 0.03106 603 300 193 110
102 Did you know that a family of sheep is called a United States Congress? 1.6833 0.03285 600 319 152 129
103 You know, sometimes I don't really feel like a sheepdog. Sometimes I just feel like retrieving something. Is that so wrong? 1.6820 0.03024 588 281 213 94
104 First thing I’m gonna do after my shot is go get a haircut. 1.6806 0.03026 576 273 214 89
105 You’ll feel less sheepish after a trim. 1.6783 0.03426 575 316 128 131
106 Let's just estimate. 1.6772 0.03037 567 269 212 86
107 If they're the dim-witted followers, what are we doing in the back? 1.6763 0.03243 553 279 174 100
108 Do you think they have any idea that we can’t see a thing they’re doing? 1.6757 0.03122 555 269 197 89
109 I wonder why they named them after us. 1.6743 0.03159 565 281 187 97
110 Should we be staying six sheep apart right now? 1.6741 0.03340 540 279 158 103
111 This sure beats that herding cats gig. 1.6735 0.03187 539 264 187 88
112 It beats sniffing for drugs at a border checkpoint. 1.6723 0.03065 537 252 209 76
113 Sheepdog is what I do, it's not who I am. 1.6704 0.03279 534 270 170 94
114 They want to form a ewenion. 1.6686 0.03252 522 259 177 86
115 Is 8 out of 10 good for a first day?” 1.6679 0.03183 527 257 188 82
116 What do they count when they can't sleep? 1.6654 0.03159 523 253 192 78
117 It’s hard to admit, but sometimes I don’t really care what happens to them. 1.6647 0.03401 501 257 155 89
118 Sam, SAM! I told you not to count them. 1.6606 0.03242 495 241 181 73
119 You count them. I can't even see them. 1.6604 0.03321 480 236 171 73
120 Wanna hear something ironic? Since I took this job, I've had trouble sleeping. 1.6604 0.03373 480 240 163 77
121 No, no Frank that's the old way. We don't "herd" them to the "pen." We "process" them into a "temporary holding facility" while their "cases work their way through the system." I mean we're not monsters, Frank! 1.6603 0.03580 471 249 133 89
122 Like I told you, no matter how hard we may try, they have no concept of social distancing. 1.6596 0.03445 470 238 154 78
123 You awake? 1.6589 0.03416 475 240 157 78
124 Fred? You awake, Fred? 1.6580 0.03426 462 231 158 73
125 They're refusing to social distance until the wolves do. 1.6549 0.03498 455 232 148 75
126 I’ve always said this was my dream job 1.6532 0.03409 444 218 162 64
127 The challenge is to stay awake while keeping an accurate count. 1.6519 0.03623 451 239 130 82
128 I wish we'd never entered witness protection... 1.6518 0.03446 471 242 151 78
129 I told you we should have washed them on 'Cold'. 1.6516 0.03626 442 232 132 78
130 I manage them with Baa codes. 1.6515 0.03703 439 235 122 82
131 Try to blend in. 1.6514 0.03414 436 213 162 61
132 Look at it this way. It's better than herding cats. 1.6499 0.03647 437 230 130 77
133 You count them, I fell asleep last time" 1.6495 0.03559 428 217 144 67
134 It's all ewe ewe ewe and never me me me. 1.6492 0.03480 459 236 148 75
135 Doesn't this feel better than all of last year when we were herding on Zoom? 1.6475 0.03651 417 215 134 68
136 Rule #1: NO COUNTING. 1.6469 0.03385 439 215 164 60
137 ...and on a rainy day, take them indoors so they won't shrink. 1.6465 0.03485 447 228 149 70
138 I can count them in my sleep by now. 1.6444 0.03539 450 235 140 75
139 Do you think they have herd immunity? 1.6436 0.03614 404 204 140 60
140 You count. I'll keep you awake. 1.6423 0.03665 397 202 135 60
141 Some were rescued from fence-jumping for insomniacs. The rest were found wondering aimlessly after a MAGA rally. 1.6402 0.03982 403 227 94 82
142 psssst...want to hear my wolf impression? 1.6392 0.03735 388 200 128 60
143 Just estimate. 1.6392 0.03645 388 195 138 55
144 This is so much better than herding on Zoom. 1.6378 0.03671 392 200 134 58
145 I know we’re called sheep dogs, but you can’t let that define you, man. 1.6371 0.03665 383 193 136 54
146 The last dog fell asleep on the job 1.6346 0.03582 405 206 141 58
147 Ever notice how there seems to be a link between narcolepsy and taking inventory? 1.6342 0.03691 380 193 133 54
148 If you turn your head this way, you can see them. 1.6340 0.03897 388 211 108 69
149 It's a pretty easy job. Just remember: you must never EVER count them" 1.6310 0.03705 393 205 128 60
150 Seven or eight,I think...but I keep falling asleep at 3. 1.6295 0.03655 359 177 138 44
151 The aim of the game is to keep a head count without dozing off. 1.6282 0.03568 390 196 143 51
152 They're very manageable if you keep them uninformed 1.6282 0.03958 355 189 109 57
153 No, I don’t see it as an ethical dilemma. And you’ll bring the mint jelly, right? 1.6275 0.03942 357 190 110 57
154 So then I find out I'm allergic to wool... 1.6270 0.03736 370 190 128 52
155 I say we accept the wolves' offer, sell the wool, and retire 1.6266 0.03821 383 205 116 62
156 Nobody pulled the wool over your eyes. That's your fur. 1.6250 0.04061 344 186 101 57
157 When someone asks what I do for a living, I say I oversee the wool department for a textile company. 1.6250 0.03956 344 181 111 52
158 The key to staying alert is never counting them. 1.6221 0.03958 344 182 110 52
159 Don't worry, they're Trumpers. They'll follow you anywhere. 1.6220 0.04226 336 188 87 61
160 If they follow anyone, and we follow them, what does that make us? 1.6213 0.04025 338 183 101 54
161 I tried to do a headcount,but I dozed off! 1.6212 0.03835 330 166 123 41
162 I'm so glad we decided to adopt 1.6195 0.04028 339 182 104 53
163 I think we're in the wrong line. 1.6189 0.04044 328 174 105 49
164 Another meeting that could have been an email 1.6186 0.03748 354 181 127 46
165 And they think WE look alike! 1.6186 0.03835 333 169 122 42
166 I hear they all vote Republican. 1.6182 0.04143 351 198 89 64
167 I don't mean to insinuate anything Sharon but are you sure these are my kids? 1.6176 0.04042 340 184 102 54
168 The shepherd wants me to count them every night, but I just fall asleep. 1.6173 0.04013 324 170 108 46
169 Okay, if he asks what happened to the ninth one, we’ll just say ‘ate sheep’ and hopefully he’ll just be confused by his own ridiculous English language. 1.6164 0.04263 318 176 88 54
170 Thank God for herd mentality. 1.6161 0.04095 323 173 101 49
171 Yes. There is a similarity but thankfully no one has leg of dog for Easter dinner. 1.6161 0.04071 323 172 103 48
172 Let’s see if we can get herd immunity 1.6135 0.04091 326 176 100 50
173 I counted nine before I fell asleep. You? 1.6134 0.03858 344 180 117 47
174 See? Same vaccine, different side effects 1.6131 0.04127 336 186 94 56
175 You can’t see a darn thing, can you? 1.6121 0.03737 348 178 127 43
176 Gluing these sheep in place made our job so much easier. 1.6117 0.04293 309 171 87 51
177 If you think this is hard, try cats! 1.6117 0.04244 309 169 91 49
178 We've got them on flockdown 1.6111 0.04327 306 170 85 51
179 There could be trouble ahead. I heard them whispering about forming a ewenion 1.6109 0.04176 329 183 91 55
180 I stopped counting them when I got written up for sleeping on the job. 1.6106 0.03970 339 182 107 50
181 Our kids don't look anything like me. 1.6106 0.04386 303 170 81 52
182 The hard part is staying awake. 1.6099 0.04077 323 174 101 48
183 Literally, the minute the salon opens... 1.6094 0.04107 320 173 99 48
184 Adieu, adieu, to ewe and ewe and ewe. 1.6087 0.04280 299 163 90 46
185 A little suspicious how sheepish they all look, don’t you think? 1.6086 0.03849 327 168 119 40
186 I see a lot of ewe in them. 1.6054 0.04231 294 158 94 42
187 I know! I start counting and I just can’t keep my eyes open. 1.6026 0.03941 312 162 112 38
188 If we hang around with them,we will get herd immunity! 1.6007 0.04246 293 159 92 42
189 I’m just saying you’re more of a herder and I’m more of a supervisor. 1.6007 0.04216 303 166 92 45
190 Two of us for just these eight sheep seems excessive, but it's what the founding farmers intended. 1.6000 0.04221 280 148 96 36
191 They stand that way naturally; I just bark and take credit. 1.6000 0.04370 280 153 86 41
192 If you wanted us to blend in then we shouldve gotten perms 1.5986 0.04264 294 161 90 43
193 Have I told you lately that I love ewe? 1.5979 0.04446 281 157 80 44
194 I've been working from home so long I forgot what to do 1.5974 0.04089 308 166 100 42
195 Why don’t they just shed? It would be so much easier. 1.5957 0.04320 282 154 88 40
196 I demand a recount. 1.5953 0.04264 299 166 88 45
197 Let's get the flock out of here. 1.5952 0.04267 294 162 89 43
198 I keep trying to do a headcount, but everytime I get to 3, I'm fast asleep. 1.5945 0.03970 328 178 105 45
199 I'm a group therapy dog. What do you do? 1.5938 0.04281 288 158 89 41
200 It sure beats herding cats. 1.5936 0.04397 283 158 82 43
201 Are you closing your eyes or did you finish counting? 1.5936 0.04102 283 148 102 33
202 Watch what happens when I yell MOTHS! 1.5930 0.04429 285 161 79 45
203 WAKE UP !! I told you to never count them!!" 1.5930 0.04345 285 158 85 42
204 We're named after them. 1.5918 0.04479 267 148 80 39
205 I don’t see why it’s so hard to round up all the humans for their vaccinations... 1.5912 0.04360 274 150 86 38
206 I enjoy being around animals that smell worse wet than we do. 1.5909 0.04614 264 150 72 42
207 The challenge you see, is doing the job without falling asleep 1.5908 0.04172 303 167 93 43
208 Watch out! If that one escapes we lose herd immunity 1.5892 0.04318 297 168 83 46
209 Are you sure they're mine? 1.5891 0.04380 275 152 84 39
210 Do you ever just...wanna hug ‘em? 1.5884 0.04356 277 153 85 39
211 Makes you kind of proud that they named a whole other species after us sheepdogs. 1.5878 0.04250 296 165 88 43
212 This isn't what they mean by herd immunity. 1.5874 0.04426 269 149 82 38
213 They’ve been kinda lost since Election Day 1.5848 0.04332 289 163 83 43
214 This is just a side hustle. The real money is in herding cattle. 1.5848 0.04219 289 159 91 39
215 It's not that I'm unfulfilled, but I would like to try cats. 1.5846 0.04643 260 149 70 41
216 Just count the legs and divide by four. 1.5842 0.04335 279 155 85 39
217 This is just a stepping stone to my dream job - emotional support animal. 1.5840 0.04618 250 140 74 36
218 It's easier than herding cats but not as rewarding. 1.5836 0.04207 305 172 88 45
219 You can wake up now, it's my turn to count them. 1.5830 0.04370 247 131 88 28
220 Trust me, if we just queue here and blend in, we can get a haircut for free! 1.5820 0.04073 323 182 94 47
221 Cheer up, mate. You never see a bulldog live up to its name either. 1.5820 0.04598 244 135 76 33
222 Just be glad you're an essential worker. 1.5818 0.04416 275 155 80 40
223 Whatever happens, don’t start counting them! 1.5814 0.04509 258 144 78 36
224 What if they’re actually herding us? 1.5809 0.04514 272 156 74 42
225 Is this really the best the witness protection people could do? 1.5788 0.04225 273 148 92 33
226 There’s always one that doesn’t get it. 1.5787 0.04700 254 147 67 40
227 I hate family picture day. 1.5783 0.04566 249 139 76 34
228 I'll count them but then I'll need a nap. 1.5778 0.04542 270 156 72 42
229 Do you ever worry that eventually they’ll realize they outnumber us? 1.5775 0.04376 258 141 85 32
230 I dunno, just thought my life would be about more than following the herd. 1.5774 0.04516 265 151 75 39
231 I ordered eight of them, it said free sheeping... 1.5769 0.04551 260 148 74 38
232 Ever wonder if they're counting us? 1.5761 0.04726 243 139 68 36
233 ‘This is unfair typecasting... I wanted to be a police dog.’ 1.5758 0.04433 231 122 85 24
234 Blend in. 1.5756 0.04218 271 147 92 32
235 You count them this time. Last time when I woke up half of them were gone. 1.5739 0.04857 230 132 64 34
236 Frankly I've given up trying to figure it out. I just call them all Dolly 1.5726 0.04497 241 132 80 29
237 It’s always ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe. 1.5714 0.04598 252 144 72 36
238 Our breed says protect them, our species says they're dinner . . . decisions, decisions. 1.5709 0.04563 247 139 75 33
239 He bleats to a different drum. 1.5697 0.04679 244 140 69 35
240 I feel like I was born for this 1.5697 0.04570 244 137 75 32
241 Why do WE get named after THEM? 1.5696 0.04933 237 141 57 39
242 You know that, genetically, we’re much closer to wolves. 1.5695 0.04813 223 126 67 30
243 For me there will never be another Ewe.” 1.5683 0.04749 227 128 69 30
244 I don't mind being neighborly, but when is Bo Peep coming back? 1.5668 0.04739 217 120 71 26
245 Yeah, they're cute, but don't let them pull the wool over your eyes. 1.5659 0.04585 258 150 70 38
246 Here's lookin' at ewe, kid. 1.5647 0.04752 232 133 67 32
247 It’s stressful... but, at least I never have a problem falling asleep. 1.5620 0.04677 242 140 68 34
248 Shepards have a staff. I’m just looking for a personal assistant. 1.5619 0.04861 210 118 66 26
249 Any suggestions on how to get them to go to sleep? 1.5618 0.04274 267 149 86 32
250 It’s like they have herd immunity or something. 1.5607 0.04928 214 123 62 29
251 Let’s have some fun with them; you circle left and I’ll circle right. 1.5602 0.04480 216 115 81 20
252 Don't be silly. Wolves don't wear clothes." 1.5579 0.04568 242 138 73 31
253 Whaddya mean "don't make eye contact"? I can't see a damn thing... 1.5556 0.04528 234 131 76 27
254 Actually,I said I need some sleep. 1.5556 0.04351 261 148 81 32
255 I tried to count and make sure they were all there, but I kept falling asleep. 1.5556 0.04418 261 150 77 34
256 I'm not saying we SHOULD... I'm just saying I'd bet they'd be delicious. 1.5537 0.04754 242 144 62 36
257 Ever since taking this job I've been sleeping like a baby. 1.5536 0.04847 224 131 62 31
258 Our job is done. Looks like they now have herd immunity. 1.5533 0.04615 244 142 69 33
259 '' Just follow them, you'll gt the best hair cut ever. " 1.5531 0.04690 226 129 69 28
260 How do we know if we’ve lost one without falling asleep? 1.5529 0.04566 255 150 69 36
261 No. Not sleepy....You? 1.5520 0.04412 221 119 82 20
262 It's not what you know, it's what you herd. 1.5514 0.04631 243 142 68 33
263 We aren’t allowed to eat one. They achieved herd immunity. 1.5504 0.04630 238 138 69 31
264 So you're sure I'm the father ? 1.5494 0.04492 253 147 73 33
265 Please welcome your two senators, and your Congressional representatives. 1.5487 0.05399 195 119 45 31
266 I thought you said you could do this job with your eyes closed. 1.5484 0.04567 217 120 75 22
267 Probably tastes like chicken 1.5484 0.04969 217 129 57 31
268 And there's not an original thought amongst them. 1.5482 0.05109 197 115 56 26
269 Can you see anything? I can’t see anything. 1.5479 0.04536 219 121 76 22
270 What if we're the sheep and they're the ones who are free? 1.5478 0.04507 230 129 76 25
271 This is the definition of a tight-knit group. 1.5477 0.05020 199 115 59 25
272 Frankly, counting them is the only thing that keeps me awake. 1.5470 0.04532 234 133 74 27
273 It wouldn't be a bad gig if I weren't allergic to wool. 1.5464 0.04850 194 108 66 20
274 I'm still paying off my obedience school loans. 1.5463 0.04910 205 118 62 25
275 I feel like I was born to do this. 1.5462 0.04515 238 136 74 28
276 We're basically Fox News. 1.5455 0.04934 242 151 50 41
277 My right brain is telling me to say "Woof", but my left brain is going "Baaa". 1.5455 0.05153 187 108 56 23
278 I have a confession: I can’t count. 1.5446 0.04763 202 113 68 21
279 If you don't see the dog...you're the dog. 1.5442 0.05173 226 143 43 40
280 Of course you don’t know how many there are supposed to be ... you get to three and fall asleep! 1.5442 0.04693 215 122 69 24
281 If you can't get that joker in front of you to turn around, we'll never get this photo taken. 1.5439 0.04768 239 144 60 35
282 I think they liked it better when we worked from home 1.5431 0.05310 197 120 47 30
283 Ted,did you finish counting the sheep? Ted? 1.5426 0.05244 188 111 52 25
284 All I'm saying is, working from home had its perks. 1.5407 0.04548 209 115 75 19
285 You count them. I keep falling asleep. 1.5403 0.05037 211 127 54 30
286 if I call you Mary I think they'll be sure to go" 1.5403 0.04854 211 123 62 26
287 It's going to be hard to enforce social distancing. 1.5392 0.04832 204 117 64 23
288 I'm so glad we reached herd immunity. 1.5388 0.04938 219 132 56 31
289 I'm really more of a goat dog. 1.5385 0.04454 234 133 76 25
290 Nigel? Nigel?! I don't know how many times I have to tell you this - never count the sheep! 1.5385 0.04776 221 130 63 28
291 I put 'Sheep Whisperer' on my LinkedIn. 1.5381 0.04872 210 123 61 26
292 Watch out for that one - he may be a free thinker. 1.5381 0.05037 197 118 53 26
293 We may be big shots but, at the end of the day, we are all just......fluffy. 1.5380 0.05104 184 106 57 21
294 Did you really just say your hard of herding? 1.5373 0.05182 201 122 50 29
295 Whenever one of them says, "Baaa," I'll say, 'Yeah, I HERD you,' and I laugh! Anyway, you must be the new guy! Hi, I'm Dennis! 1.5369 0.04999 203 120 57 26
296 The work's difficult, keeping track and all, but we'll sleep well. 1.5368 0.04929 190 108 62 20
297 I just don’t understand they get to have haircuts all the time when we can’t even so much as get our bangs trimmed. 1.5361 0.05070 194 114 56 24
298 This job would be a lot easier without the bangs. 1.5359 0.05343 181 108 49 24
299 I really missed this. Teleworking just wasn't the same. 1.5359 0.04891 209 123 60 26
300 The conspiracists are saying they're all wolves. 1.5333 0.04756 225 134 62 29
301 They’re called sheep, but they don’t look anything like us. 1.5327 0.04941 214 129 56 29
302 Don't worry. They've got herd immunity. 1.5312 0.04949 192 111 60 21
303 Did you ever stop to think that maybe they're herding us? 1.5311 0.05195 177 103 54 20
304 Should we play zone or man to man? 1.5309 0.05019 194 114 57 23
305 Do you think we are covered under herd immunity? 1.5305 0.05048 213 131 51 31
306 Covid hair" is a great equalizer 1.5301 0.05186 183 108 53 22
307 Wake up, Fred. You were counting again. 1.5297 0.04611 202 113 71 18
308 I'm starting to suspect I'm not the father. 1.5294 0.05431 187 116 43 28
309 It'd be a lot easier for everybody if we could pull the wool over their eyes. 1.5288 0.04742 191 107 67 17
310 The interview is just a formality. You were born for this. 1.5285 0.05092 193 115 54 24
311 It’s like I told Cheryl in HR, it’s not racist that I can’t tell them apart. 1.5282 0.05053 195 116 55 24
312 I’m transitioning from he/him to she/sheep. 1.5279 0.05167 197 120 50 27
313 Do you find it hard to stay awake? 1.5278 0.05252 180 107 51 22
314 Deep down inside, I really hate sheep. 1.5274 0.05040 201 121 54 26
315 If we're sheepdogs, why aren't they dogsheep? 1.5271 0.04854 203 119 61 23
316 I think we got the wrong sperm donor. 1.5269 0.05347 186 114 46 26
317 It's good to be back. The sheep smell just can't be replicated over Zoom. 1.5266 0.05758 169 106 37 26
318 Really, their bleat is worse than their bite. 1.5266 0.04855 188 107 63 18
319 Well, it beats herding cats. 1.5266 0.04913 188 108 61 19
320 I have no idea how many. I always doze off. 1.5263 0.05123 209 130 48 31
321 I couldn’t sleep. 1.5263 0.04894 209 125 58 26
322 To be honest, I don't think I'm the the real father of our children. 1.5260 0.05271 192 118 47 27
323 Is this the line for herd immunity? 1.5253 0.05148 198 121 50 27
324 Wake Up! And for the last time, quit counting them! 1.5240 0.04768 208 122 63 23
325 Stop me if you've herded this one before. 1.5234 0.04854 214 129 58 27
326 We have an understanding - I run up and down and they make it look like that’s why they stick together 1.5230 0.05327 174 104 49 21
327 If you think our kids look funny, you should hear them speak! 1.5217 0.05509 161 96 46 19
328 If Bo Peep doesn’t come back, let’s sell ‘em on eBay. 1.5211 0.05469 190 121 39 30
329 Hey ewe. Face front. 1.5204 0.04823 196 114 62 20
330 Let's ask who does their hair. 1.5198 0.05260 177 106 50 21
331 He's looking for Number 9. Where's Number 9, Hal. 1.5196 0.05094 179 105 55 19
332 Have you ever thought about being one of those dogs that just get to sit around, get belly massages and chase frisbees? 1.5190 0.04878 210 127 57 26
333 Stop counting! Stay awake! 1.5174 0.04892 201 120 58 23
334 Q said the wolves aren’t even real. 1.5170 0.05158 176 104 53 19
335 You need to stop bringing your work home with you, honey. 1.5170 0.05221 176 105 51 20
336 Does this still spark joy, Walter? 1.5169 0.05533 178 112 40 26
337 You know we can all hear you snoring under there. 1.5167 0.04655 209 122 66 21
338 Invitro was your idea!!! 1.5167 0.05371 180 111 45 24
339 Wake up, we’re supposed to herd the sheep not count them! 1.5163 0.05282 184 113 47 24
340 Yeah, other than the one who walks backwards, I can't spot the differences either 1.5161 0.05012 186 110 56 20
341 Doesn't matter if one of them is really a wolf. The previous president pardoned him in advance. 1.5160 0.05516 188 121 37 30
342 Now what? 1.5158 0.04739 221 134 60 27
343 You’re a sheepdog; not a sheep, dog. 1.5157 0.05490 159 95 46 18
344 Do we have herd immunity? 1.5155 0.04805 194 113 62 19
345 I estimate we'll get 8 sweaters and 10 pairs of socks. 1.5135 0.05148 185 112 51 22
346 I experimented with participatory democracy and libertarian non-interventionism, but I’ve settled on benevolent dictatorship. 1.5128 0.05568 156 94 44 18
347 Now that we've herded them, do they have immunity? 1.5127 0.04860 197 117 59 21
348 They may all look alike but they are all individuals with their own hopes and dreams. 1.5127 0.05368 158 93 49 16
349 Once this lawn mowing business takes off, we will be able to buy our own treats. 1.5126 0.05081 199 123 50 26
350 Same sheep, different day. 1.5124 0.04841 201 120 59 22
351 Of course you're their father. 1.5123 0.04956 203 124 54 25
352 Pro sheep dog tip: don’t count them too many times or you might fall asleep on the job. 1.5112 0.05299 178 109 47 22
353 So much better than cats. 1.5108 0.04955 186 110 57 19
354 You ever think your life is just one continuous mattress commercial? 1.5104 0.04953 192 115 56 21
355 Do you ever regret specializing? 1.5095 0.04832 210 128 57 25
356 The key to good herding is to sow distrust among the sheep. 1.5089 0.05575 169 106 40 23
357 What if one is a wolf? 1.5088 0.04791 171 96 63 12
358 And yes, with the union there’d be a vision benefit. 1.5079 0.05177 189 117 48 24
359 Annual inventory always puts me to sleep. 1.5078 0.04935 193 116 56 21
360 Do you ever wonder who’s herding us? 1.5063 0.05293 158 93 50 15
361 At least they aren't as weird as cats. 1.5060 0.05536 168 105 41 22
362 What are we doing here if everywhere she goes, they're sure to go? 1.5058 0.05439 172 107 43 22
363 ...And that’s how sheepadoodles are made! 1.5057 0.05698 176 115 33 28
364 Eight? Really? I had no idea. By the time I get to 5 I'm always out like a light. 1.5056 0.05117 178 107 52 19
365 Of course I know what our job is here, but I'm just saying, only saying.....lamb chops? 1.5054 0.05504 184 119 37 28
366 I know I'm supposed to keep a total of how many are here, but I just keep falling asleep! 1.5051 0.04736 198 117 62 19
367 I count eight, but we're supposed to round them up, so ten. 1.5034 0.05963 145 91 35 19
368 I hear we are going to have to wear cameras. 1.5034 0.05522 149 89 45 15
369 Apparently, we’re essential. 1.5033 0.05174 153 88 53 12
370 This quarantine hair is out of control. We are starting to look like them! 1.5031 0.05441 161 98 45 18
371 I have found the tastiest artisanal mint sauce. 1.5030 0.05447 169 105 43 21
372 They say dogs start to look like their sheep. 1.5029 0.05053 175 104 54 17
373 Remember - whatever you do, just don’t bark ... it’s a dead giveaway 1.5028 0.04994 181 108 55 18
374 Say what you will about GMO, but I like being a gigantic talking sheep dog. 1.5000 0.05071 186 114 51 21
375 I tell ya, this could all be done on Zoom; it's like we learned nothing. 1.5000 0.04733 176 103 59 14
376 I think we have enough to make a pyramid. 1.5000 0.05248 172 105 48 19
377 Explain this herd mentality to me again? 1.5000 0.05312 172 106 46 20
378 Your shift is up. I guess it's just ewe and me. 1.5000 0.05455 166 103 43 20
379 They say its not a true wool allergy, it's the lanolin. 1.5000 0.05281 152 89 50 13
380 Do you think we always looked like them or evolved over time? 1.5000 0.05852 146 91 37 18
381 Relax, Murphy. My agent says it’s some sort of mattress commercial. We’ve got this. 1.5000 0.05496 150 90 45 15
382 I got Pfizer 1.5000 0.05508 148 91 41 16
383 I think our role in this whole herd immunity thing has been overlooked. 1.4972 0.05157 179 110 49 20
384 Does this mean we’ve achieved herd immunity? 1.4971 0.05225 173 106 48 19
385 Watch yourself when we get to the shearing shed! 1.4971 0.05335 171 106 45 20
386 Really Gary, sleeping again? How many times do I have to tell you to stop counting them? 1.4971 0.05003 171 101 55 15
387 They all look alike to me. 1.4969 0.05249 163 98 49 16
388 You know they can still see you, right? 1.4969 0.05222 161 96 50 15
389 You're counting them again, aren't you. 1.4964 0.05719 139 84 41 14
390 How come they got the good hair? 1.4946 0.05170 184 115 47 22
391 To herd the sheep, first you must become the sheep. 1.4936 0.05716 156 99 37 20
392 I don't know why you're upset. You're the one who suggested we Velcro them together. 1.4935 0.05623 154 96 40 18
393 So I said, "No. Eight sheep, not ate sheep." 1.4935 0.05917 154 100 32 22
394 It's not so much the sheep I'm worried about...we need to keep an eye on the shepherd. He's been known to fleece his workers." 1.4930 0.06140 142 92 30 20
395 Actually, I find being a front-line worker emotionally fulfilling. 1.4925 0.06062 134 84 34 16
396 You're herding in your sleep again. 1.4915 0.05075 177 108 51 18
397 We need to find the others, or I'll never get to sleep. 1.4909 0.05273 165 101 47 17
398 When do you think the boss will finally realize we cant see the sheep through these stupid haircuts? 1.4908 0.05102 163 97 52 14
399 I don't need to see 'em. I can smell 'em. 1.4907 0.05440 161 100 43 18
400 I keep falling asleep trying to take inventory. 1.4904 0.05616 157 99 39 19
401 It only seems fair - we should call them dogsheep. 1.4903 0.05670 155 98 38 19
402 If you sing “Herd it through the grapevine” one more time, I’m leaving 1.4897 0.05232 194 126 41 27
403 Whatever you do, do not try and count them 1.4895 0.04763 190 114 59 17
404 No matter how much rest I get, I'm always sleepy on this job. 1.4884 0.05049 172 104 52 16
405 Next time the shepherd comes with the shears, I’m going to ask him to trim your bangs. 1.4882 0.05226 170 105 47 18
406 Herd immunity is a fine concept. But personally, I think we should get vaccinated ourselves. 1.4870 0.06058 154 103 27 24
407 It’s good to be back—just wasn't the same on Zoom. 1.4865 0.05712 148 93 38 17
408 Breathe easy, Joe. The paternity test came back negative. 1.4857 0.05505 140 84 44 12
409 The other two? They're on the lam 1.4855 0.06105 138 89 31 18
410 Wait- you can't see anything either? 1.4848 0.05342 165 103 44 18
411 Dammit Scooter, stop counting them! You've gotta stop falling asleep on the job! 1.4848 0.05166 165 103 45 17
412 So, what drew you to this field? 1.4845 0.05221 161 98 48 15
413 Now we are supposed to keep them 6 feet apart. 1.4843 0.05490 159 100 41 18
414 So, you can't sleep either? 1.4841 0.05392 157 97 44 16
415 This job is so much easier since I went vegetarian. 1.4837 0.05336 153 93 46 14
416 Don't be the herder. Be the influencer. 1.4834 0.05548 151 94 41 16
417 Let's pull the wool over their eyes. 1.4832 0.05762 149 95 36 18
418 Any plans after work? A few of us are getting together a game of fetch if you want to join? 1.4830 0.05658 147 92 39 16
419 Tell me it's not all about ewe, ewe, ewe. 1.4830 0.05158 176 110 47 19
420 No I said ‘get the flock out a here’ 1.4830 0.05158 176 110 47 19
421 I actually prefer cotton. 1.4826 0.05181 172 107 47 18
422 Herd immunity is overrated 1.4818 0.05394 137 81 46 10
423 What do you think would happen right now if i cried ‘woof’? 1.4815 0.05343 162 101 44 17
424 When they get sheared, I’m going to get my bangs cut. 1.4810 0.05367 158 98 44 16
425 Thank goodness we don’t have to do this by zoom anymore 1.4803 0.05360 152 93 45 14
426 Know the 3 biggest lies in Wyoming? My pickup truck is paid for I won that belt buckle at a rodeo I was just helping that sheep over the fence 1.4798 0.05158 173 108 47 18
427 They don't have to do everything we say, but I would like a little respect. 1.4789 0.05448 142 86 44 12
428 It's liberating to be allowed back in the office 1.4783 0.05928 138 88 34 16
429 Are they all still here? I can't see the sheep half the time. 1.4779 0.05163 136 81 46 9
430 So, what percent doodle do you think these ones are? 1.4779 0.05808 136 85 37 14
431 Let's tell them "the Lord is thy shepherd" and take off 1.4777 0.05757 157 103 33 21
432 Their pronouns are ewe. 1.4773 0.05220 176 112 44 20
433 I’d love to say we’ve reached herd community. 1.4771 0.05334 153 94 45 14
434 Or, we could let them run free while we go for a pint. 1.4766 0.06072 128 81 33 14
435 I’m thinking of getting a perm. 1.4765 0.05992 149 99 29 21
436 I don’t care what anyone says, sheepdog is what I do, not what I am. 1.4759 0.05629 145 91 39 15
437 I thought we had 9 sheep." "You counted me again. 1.4753 0.05195 162 100 47 15
438 They'll never find us here. 1.4744 0.05415 156 98 42 16
439 And I was like, “don’t be so baa, baa, baa.” And he was like, “then don’t be so sheepish”. And I was like, “you can’t pull the wool over my eyes!” 1.4744 0.04977 156 100 41 15
440 Maybe you should consider Ambien. 1.4741 0.06025 135 87 32 16
441 Remember, if anyone comes looking for us just act sheepish. 1.4733 0.05768 131 81 38 12
442 Nah, a lambadoodle would probably just baark all day. 1.4724 0.05316 163 103 43 17
443 I can’t wait until the hair salons open up again 1.4717 0.05188 159 98 47 14
444 If Kenny doesn’t turn around and face the same way as the others, then a certain wolf is gonna get lucky tonight. 1.4715 0.06252 123 79 30 14
445 Go lick your butt. I've got this. 1.4714 0.06120 140 93 28 19
446 There's got to be more than this. 1.4711 0.05993 121 75 35 11
447 They’re putting me to sleep. 1.4711 0.06107 121 76 33 12
448 If I had my druthers, we'd be rescuing women and drinking brandy at the ski lodge right now! 1.4710 0.05516 155 99 39 17
449 They never expect dog's clothing 1.4710 0.05439 155 98 41 16
450 The females are crossword celebrities. 1.4701 0.05772 134 84 37 13
451 The sheer excitement is almost unbearable. 1.4699 0.04826 183 113 54 16
452 We should have herd immunity as long as we blend in. 1.4698 0.05517 149 94 40 15
453 We’re spending too much time with them—we’re starting to look like them. 1.4697 0.05317 132 78 46 8
454 You ever get drowsy counting these guys? 1.4694 0.05654 147 94 37 16
455 The hardest part of the job is trying not to fall asleep 1.4694 0.05314 147 90 45 12
456 Write it down: haircuts and masks 1.4689 0.05133 177 113 45 19
457 You should try doing this with cats. 1.4688 0.06069 128 82 32 14
458 Be very quiet. If you need to say anything, it’s “woof”, not “wolf”. 1.4688 0.05602 160 105 35 20
459 I think the wolf is the one facing backwards. 1.4685 0.05855 143 93 33 17
460 It's easier to stay awake if you don't count them. 1.4683 0.06140 126 81 31 14
461 The work is good, but this isn't where I saw myself at 2. 1.4681 0.05472 141 87 42 12
462 You’re getting sleepy. Ver-ry sleee-py. 1.4678 0.05330 171 111 40 20
463 Why do you keep falling asleep? 1.4678 0.05265 171 110 42 19
464 I've counted them five times and I'm still not sleepy. 1.4675 0.05464 154 98 40 16
465 Instead of barking, try saying "WHO's a good sheep?" 1.4672 0.05680 137 86 38 13
466 Herd immunity from what? 1.4667 0.05489 150 95 40 15
467 I counted seven sheep, but when I rounded them up there were eight! 1.4667 0.05267 165 105 43 17
468 Well, we got our dream job; now what? 1.4658 0.05215 161 101 45 15
469 Yes, we just do what we are told to do. But we are not sheep. You think too much. 1.4653 0.05479 144 90 41 13
470 I think they are our second cousins, once removed. 1.4653 0.05479 144 90 41 13
471 You got fleeced. No offense. 1.4645 0.05119 155 95 48 12
472 I think we must be adopted 1.4645 0.05126 183 119 43 21
473 I got fired from cable news so this job didn’t require retraining. 1.4638 0.05923 138 90 32 16
474 For the last time ... you're not a 'doodle' anything. You're just a sheepdog. 1.4636 0.05541 151 97 38 16
475 They say we all look alike. 1.4636 0.05297 151 94 44 13
476 It really makes the time fly by — try it! Lamb chops, leg of lamb, rack of lamb, lamb stew, lamb curry... 1.4636 0.05297 151 94 44 13
477 Uttonmay orfay innerday? 1.4636 0.05541 151 97 38 16
478 What did Google say to do if they suddenly make a ewe-turn? 1.4632 0.05708 136 86 37 13
479 I know you're growing out your bangs, but sight is an essential component of our work. 1.4631 0.05347 149 93 43 13
480 I am here for some Sheep thrills 1.4627 0.05671 134 84 38 12
481 Pullover or cardigan? 1.4626 0.05568 147 94 38 15
482 Go tell Bo Peep we’ve gathered the usual suspects 1.4625 0.05385 160 103 40 17
483 See, just get them through a tumble-dry and they become manageable 1.4621 0.05630 132 82 39 11
484 You’ll have to watch them I’m allergic to wool. 1.4621 0.05362 145 90 43 12
485 Don't count them. We have a long day ahead of us. 1.4620 0.04970 158 96 51 11
486 I'm bored, wanna hide the sheep from Bo again? 1.4615 0.06095 130 85 30 15
487 Don’t look now, but the one facing the other way is only 12.5% of the group, but will cause 87.5% of the trouble. 1.4609 0.05699 115 69 39 7
488 Somehow I expected more from the witness protection program. 1.4604 0.05710 139 89 36 14
489 One out of eight is sheepish. 1.4602 0.06290 113 72 30 11
490 Forget cashmere, we're a blended family. 1.4601 0.05240 163 104 43 16
491 If you say one more time that you're feeling sheepish... 1.4600 0.05235 150 93 45 12
492 Which one is the wolf? 1.4598 0.04999 174 110 48 16
493 ...and they're great for cleaning your mini-blinds. 1.4593 0.05926 135 88 32 15
494 You may not have noticed, but there's one to your right that is about to bolt. 1.4589 0.05509 146 93 39 14
495 The job’s not hard, but the accounting is a snooze 1.4583 0.06138 120 77 31 12
496 What if they are actually wolves? 1.4576 0.06442 118 78 26 14
497 The trick is to count them without falling asleep. 1.4574 0.05613 129 80 39 10
498 At least WE have herd immunity 1.4570 0.05119 186 123 41 22
499 OK, genius, what do YOU think going on the lam means? 1.4567 0.06300 127 85 26 16
500 I wanted to be an accountant. 1.4567 0.05890 127 81 34 12
501 I told you, a wolf in dog's clothing is less suspicious. 1.4565 0.05454 138 86 41 11
502 Fluffy. What's yours? 1.4561 0.04851 171 106 52 13
503 Sure I like lamb chops, why do you ask? 1.4558 0.05219 147 91 45 11
504 Wow, and I thought you had a bad haircut. 1.4552 0.05567 134 84 39 11
505 I’m not joking - there are dogs that never work a single day in their lives! 1.4552 0.05620 145 94 36 15
506 So ... Is protecting them all we're allowed to do here 1.4551 0.05252 156 99 43 14
507 I don’t think they herd us. 1.4551 0.04931 167 104 50 13
508 Just make sure you don't count them when you're on the night shift. 1.4545 0.04973 165 103 49 13
509 You know all dogs are descendants of wolves. Just saying. 1.4545 0.05828 132 85 34 13
510 We had herd immunity until these guys arrived! 1.4545 0.06320 121 80 27 14
511 How about chicken tonight? 1.4545 0.05522 132 82 40 10
512 I think I'm developing herd immunity. 1.4534 0.05707 161 110 29 22
513 Is this the line for a hair cut? 1.4533 0.04969 150 91 50 9
514 I heard there's an app for this now 1.4527 0.05367 148 94 41 13
515 His baa is worse than his bite. 1.4526 0.05479 137 86 40 11
516 We should find out where they got their coats. 1.4526 0.05479 137 86 40 11
517 It's time to get the flock outta here! 1.4519 0.06014 135 90 29 16
518 Ever since I started this job I sleep like a baby. 1.4519 0.05332 135 83 43 9
519 Not seeing much resemblance. Not seeing much to begin with. 1.4516 0.05766 124 78 36 10
520 First rule for trainees, “Don’t start counting ‘em.” 1.4512 0.05283 164 107 40 17
521 Hey wake up! Dude, you gotta find a different way to keep track of them. 1.4511 0.05279 133 81 44 8
522 Surely One won't be missed!? 1.4508 0.06060 122 79 31 12
523 I think we were adopted. 1.4504 0.05548 131 82 39 10
524 See what happens when you let them unionize? 1.4503 0.05290 151 96 42 13
525 I think we may be overstaffed. 1.4496 0.05608 129 81 38 10
526 They are just standing there, like a bunch of sheep! 1.4495 0.06450 109 71 27 11
527 Relax! This job's a piece of cake compared to my last job on a cat farm. 1.4493 0.05733 138 90 34 14
528 I’m more like a life coach these days 1.4493 0.05915 138 92 30 16
529 They’re the same as us, but without the dog. 1.4492 0.06089 118 76 31 11
530 German Shepherd", "Australian Shepherd" - OK, those make sense. But "Sheep Dog"? That's clearly racist... 1.4488 0.06195 127 85 27 15
531 It's easy. Just pretend you're the government and they are the American people. 1.4487 0.05326 156 101 40 15
532 Can I tell you something? I only pretend to know what "bah" means. 1.4486 0.06537 107 70 26 11
533 It's not me...it's ewe. 1.4485 0.05187 165 107 42 16
534 This is better than herding cats. 1.4485 0.05116 165 106 44 15
535 Looks like you made a ewe turn. 1.4480 0.06269 125 84 26 15
536 Homer, if you fall asleep at number eight, you may not be cut out for this. 1.4476 0.05586 143 93 36 14
537 Try not to stand out. 1.4474 0.05857 114 71 35 8
538 I would have strongly preferred a more upscale Sleep Clinic. 1.4474 0.05857 114 71 35 8
539 Without them, we'd be nothing. 1.4470 0.05517 132 83 39 10
540 Can I tell 'em you're really a wolf in sheep-dog's clothing... can I... can I? 1.4465 0.05252 159 103 41 15
541 What’s new with ewes? 1.4464 0.06571 112 75 24 13
542 They're not small, they're fun size. 1.4464 0.05927 112 70 34 8
543 They still suspect nothing 1.4463 0.05622 121 75 38 8
544 I really don’t who they are. They just followed me here. 1.4454 0.06281 119 79 27 13
545 Can you see what they're looking at? 1.4454 0.06166 119 78 29 12
546 There's always one nonconformist in every flock. 1.4453 0.05953 128 84 31 13
547 If you think about it, we’re not too far off from being wolfs in sheep’s clothing 1.4453 0.06056 128 85 29 14
548 So, if you have eight sheep and lose three, how many are left?...C'mon, you can do this! 1.4452 0.05670 146 97 33 16
549 What say we take a break and go chase a motorcycle? 1.4452 0.05753 146 98 31 17
550 I think they're Sheepdoodles. 1.4444 0.06359 117 78 26 13
551 You know, my career test said I would be a lawyer. 1.4444 0.05915 126 82 32 12
552 Here's the plan: We blend in, get sheared, spend a cool summer on the beach, and the hair grows back before it gets cold. 1.4435 0.05347 124 78 38 8
553 You weren’t kidding when you said they still all answer to the name Dolly. 1.4435 0.05873 124 80 33 11
554 There's always one, isn't there? 1.4434 0.06299 106 68 29 9
555 Don't worry. Our collars protect us from fleece and ticks. 1.4429 0.05390 140 89 40 11
556 Still no peep from her? 1.4429 0.05485 140 90 38 12
557 So, have you herd the ewes? 1.4425 0.06645 113 77 22 14
558 You gotta know when to fold 'em. 1.4422 0.05722 147 99 31 17
559 The job comes with awesome perks, like running and barking and killer sweaters. 1.4420 0.05728 138 91 33 14
560 Max, I've counted them twice. I still can't get to sleep. 1.4420 0.05910 138 93 29 16
561 I think that one caught on when you barked. 1.4420 0.05444 138 88 39 11
562 You sure this is sheep’s clothing? 1.4419 0.05814 129 84 33 12
563 Look, we're guarding Artisanal wool here, so look alive! 1.4417 0.05650 120 75 37 8
564 Stop counting them! You're not paid to sleep! 1.4414 0.06359 111 73 27 11
565 You count the sheep this time. 1.4414 0.05167 145 91 44 10
566 Look at the bright side. At least we’re not wolfhounds. 1.4414 0.05438 145 94 38 13
567 I told you we were adopted. 1.4412 0.05789 136 90 32 14
568 These poodles don't bark much. 1.4406 0.05668 143 95 33 15
569 When lockdown ends, we are all getting haircuts. 1.4400 0.05555 150 100 34 16
570 Want to try stacking them? 1.4400 0.07009 100 68 20 12
571 I'm conflicted, Max. On the one paw is my responsibility as a herder, on the other is my primal desire for lunch. 1.4400 0.05635 150 101 32 17
572 Runner on your right." 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
573 Bark like crazy and see what happens! 1.4394 0.05717 132 86 34 12
574 Border Collies are so smug. And overrated. 1.4392 0.05271 148 95 41 12
575 So it doesn't bother you at all that the sheep in front of you is facing the wrong way? 1.4390 0.06015 123 81 30 12
576 I think it’s working, they’ll never spot us out here. 1.4390 0.06125 123 82 28 13
577 Who let the dogs out!?! 1.4388 0.05604 139 91 35 13
578 What do you say, two for dinner? 1.4388 0.05510 139 90 37 12
579 First we keep the together, now we keep them 6 feet apart. 1.4385 0.06178 130 89 25 16
580 A word of advice, when the clippers come out, bark regularly so they know you're not sheep. 1.4385 0.05779 130 85 33 12
581 I told you counting them would put you to sleep. 1.4380 0.06086 121 80 29 12
582 Yeah it’s a totally free haircut . You won’t believe how much you can see after . 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
583 No,you may not have the small one for lunch! 1.4370 0.05624 135 88 35 12
584 This is better than the vaccine. It's herd immunity. 1.4370 0.06096 135 93 25 17
585 Ned, Wake Up!! I told you not to keep counting them! 1.4366 0.05695 142 95 32 15
586 Remember, when you see a coyote, blame the Democrats 1.4365 0.06324 126 87 23 16
587 I don't know about you, but I feel like a nap. 1.4361 0.05683 133 87 34 12
588 When I get bored, I like to think of them naked. 1.4355 0.06192 124 84 26 14
589 I know we're sheepdogs. But I could use a manual. 1.4352 0.06068 108 69 31 8
590 I warned you not to count them. 1.4348 0.05240 138 87 42 9
591 I never really understood this job description in the first place. 1.4345 0.05520 145 96 35 14
592 Come on Max, get your sheep together. 1.4344 0.06158 122 82 27 13
593 Do you ever ask yourself if this is all there is? 1.4341 0.05595 129 83 36 10
594 I know, everyone wants a Shoodle these days. 1.4338 0.05187 136 85 43 8
595 If we had two more, we could bowl. 1.4333 0.05550 150 101 33 16
596 Why are we following them again? 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
597 Are you sure you picked up the right kids from school? 1.4327 0.06375 104 68 27 9
598 They just love the ‘meet and bleat.’ 1.4327 0.06661 104 70 23 11
599 Are you adopted too? 1.4324 0.05951 111 71 32 8
600 Don't look so sheepish. 1.4322 0.05955 118 77 31 10
601 Let's make it simple. I say we just follow 'em. 1.4320 0.06256 125 86 24 15
602 What are we supposed to be doing again? 1.4320 0.05087 169 112 41 16
603 This was so much more stressful overZoom. 1.4314 0.06898 102 70 20 12
604 Why don’t we just cut out the middleman and go directly to market? 1.4312 0.06301 109 72 27 10
605 Don’t call me a sheepdog—I refuse to let my work define me. 1.4310 0.05506 116 72 38 6
606 Working from home was easier. 1.4310 0.06026 116 76 30 10
607 Yeah, they are a bit too close together, but the wolf figured out social distancing. 1.4307 0.05842 137 93 29 15
608 I've got this strange craving for popcorn. 1.4307 0.05749 137 92 31 14
609 ‘All I am saying is give sheep a chance’ 1.4300 0.06854 100 68 21 11
610 Last year, I got lost in the crowd at Shearing time, and I had to walk around naked for two months. 1.4299 0.06384 107 71 26 10
611 I know I’m a sheepdog. But do I really have to ask them if they have any wool? 1.4298 0.06079 121 81 28 12
612 So, I guess I’m just another one of your sheep dates? 1.4298 0.05483 121 76 38 7
613 So, what are we in line for?" 1.4298 0.05964 121 80 30 11
614 Sometimes I wish I was a wolf. 1.4296 0.05715 135 90 32 13
615 Of course they're sheep for the shearing - anything else is just dinner 1.4295 0.05389 156 105 35 16
616 What if we’re really sheep in dogs’ clothing? 1.4286 0.06305 112 75 26 11
617 You know dear, sometimes I wonder if I really am their father. 1.4286 0.05874 133 90 29 14
618 Herd Immunity? That sounds made-up. 1.4274 0.05745 124 81 33 10
619 ...so I said to him, ‘It’s not that I’m unhappy here. It’s just not where I thought I’d be at this point in my career.’ 1.4274 0.05862 117 76 32 9
620 Watch that guy in the corner. He's a runner. 1.4274 0.06108 117 78 28 11
621 I didn’t say that I don’t trust you, I merely commented that the kids look a lot like Shawn 1.4273 0.06255 110 73 27 10
622 They do look rather sheepish 1.4271 0.07063 96 66 19 11
623 One of your guys is turned around. Open your eyes! 1.4268 0.05048 157 102 43 12
624 So the fortune teller said "In your future, I see a lot of woolgathering." and I said "Lady, you don't know the half of it!" 1.4267 0.05463 150 101 34 15
625 The key is not falling asleep during inventory checks 1.4264 0.05800 129 86 31 12
626 I can’t help it, Fred, I look at them and see lamb chops. 1.4262 0.06367 122 85 22 15
627 We need to keep them six sheep apart. 1.4262 0.05693 122 79 34 9
628 I asked if you heard them, not if you could herd them! 1.4259 0.06337 108 72 26 10
629 Next time, stick to melatonin. 1.4252 0.05648 127 83 34 10
630 I told you not to put them in the dryer. Look, they’ve shrunk. 1.4252 0.05648 127 83 34 10
631 I’m actually a Sheep-a doodle” 1.4248 0.06747 113 80 18 15
632 We do get dental, but it's a chew toy. 1.4245 0.06422 106 71 25 10
633 Eight left. We have to cut out the midnight snacking 1.4245 0.05497 139 92 35 12
634 Flock Ewe. 1.4242 0.05601 132 87 34 11
635 Every time I try and make sure they’re all here, I fall asleep. 1.4240 0.05931 125 84 29 12
636 I’m still awake 1.4231 0.05765 130 87 31 12
637 I'm tellin' ya, he's in here. 1.4227 0.06848 97 66 21 10
638 You herd everything but saw nothing? 1.4227 0.06360 97 63 27 7
639 Why aren't they called dog sheep? 1.4224 0.06262 116 79 25 12
640 It's called a PERM. You in? 1.4224 0.05763 116 75 33 8
641 Ahhhhh, just you and me... and ewe, and ewe and ewe. 1.4224 0.06017 116 77 29 10
642 You're right. The groomers will never look for us here. 1.4215 0.05839 121 80 31 10
643 At least my four are under control 1.4211 0.05830 114 74 32 8
644 Ok, ok, ok, youve got a point. I do feel sheepish now. 1.4206 0.05674 126 83 33 10
645 You promised not to bring your work home. 1.4206 0.06234 107 71 27 9
646 I tell you, I smell revolution in the air. 1.4203 0.05019 138 87 44 7
647 Usually it takes a month or so of training before they switch you from the cartoon sheep to the real ones. 1.4202 0.06258 119 82 24 13
648 Herding sheep is just my side hustle. Barkchain and $heepcoin are my true passion. 1.4198 0.06029 131 91 25 15
649 But running around in circles is the job! 1.4198 0.05234 162 110 36 16
650 I’m not saying I don’t trust you but you have to admit they don’t look that much like me. 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
651 Did you know they were edible? 1.4194 0.05503 124 80 36 8
652 I want to count them but I keep falling asleep. 1.4190 0.06600 105 72 22 11
653 You watch the one trying to break for it, I got the rest. 1.4188 0.05852 117 77 31 9
654 Which one of these is not like the other? 1.4188 0.06099 117 79 27 11
655 I don't know about you, but I'm getting sleepy. 1.4180 0.05801 122 81 31 10
656 Looks like that one missed the ewe-turn 1.4175 0.06251 103 68 27 8
657 Why would anyone want to clone these guys? 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
658 Every time I count them to make sure they're all here I fall asleep. Roger? Roger? 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
659 I really think we should adopt a ninth one. 1.4167 0.05221 156 105 37 14
660 One of yours is acting out again. 1.4167 0.06188 108 72 27 9
661 I’m tired of my identity being tied to my work. 1.4167 0.05624 120 78 34 8
662 I can’t see a darned thing. At least they get sheared occasionally. 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
663 One day son, this’ll be all yours. 1.4158 0.05498 101 62 36 3
664 Just like chicken I tell you. 1.4151 0.05975 106 69 30 7
665 My DNA results came back -- I'm 100% wolf. 1.4149 0.06490 94 62 25 7
666 "The job comes with awesome perks, like running and barking and awesome sweaters." 1.4146 0.05764 123 82 31 10
667 And we aren't even sheepdogs! You were right Carl, this is the easiest money we've ever made. 1.4144 0.06067 111 74 28 9
668 You hear about Major? Crapped in the doggone White House. 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
669 I'm telling you...this new side-part is a revelation! 1.4141 0.06423 99 66 25 8
670 I thought YOU counted them 1.4138 0.06007 116 78 28 10
671 I keep falling asleep when I check to see if everyone is here. 1.4132 0.05946 121 82 28 11
672 It's just a hunch, but I think we should check the one to your right. 1.4128 0.06143 109 73 27 9
673 Shhh!! I’m counting! 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
674 Uncool, man. No one says “mutton” anymore. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
675 You want me to believe that I'm the father? 1.4123 0.05819 114 75 31 8
676 I didn’t expect to go herding on our first date. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
677 I could use a nap. 1.4122 0.05618 131 88 32 11
678 Watch their eyes when I whisper "wolf." 1.4118 0.05775 119 79 31 9
679 Actually, Mary had seven. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
680 We’re on the clock, so whatever you do, don’t count them. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
681 Steve, do you think we'll ever be able to herd them remotely? 1.4118 0.05775 119 79 31 9
682 I know they keep moving constantly, but you don't have to keep counting them. Just watch them! 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
683 Have you ever noticed how dog owners begin to look like their dogs? 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
684 I know it's hard to believe, but these guys are the actual judges of the New Yorker Cartoon Caption contests! 1.4113 0.06273 124 88 21 15
685 Are they vegetarians? I only eat vegetarian food. 1.4112 0.06222 107 72 26 9
686 . . . So, a shepherd, a sheep and a wolf walk into a bar . . . 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
687 You’ll find counting them is tougher than it sounds. 1.4109 0.05678 129 87 31 11
688 Remember when we used to get haircuts? That was crazy, dawg. 1.4100 0.06211 100 66 27 7
689 How about rounding 'em up to the nearest integer, then taking a nap? 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
690 And you still insist I am the father? 1.4086 0.06878 93 64 20 9
691 Wake up! And stop counting them. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
692 I think it's so sweet you think they're saying, 'Da, Da.' 1.4082 0.06621 98 67 22 9
693 What’s the point of this? Everyone wears lycra now 1.4078 0.05924 103 67 30 6
694 Come on, Honey.It was only a one night stand and besides, she pulled the wool over my eyes!!! 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
695 Seriously, what did you to to number 7 that makes her never turn her back on you? 1.4074 0.05787 135 94 27 14
696 One troublemaker in eight isn't bad. 1.4074 0.05740 108 70 32 6
697 Time to wake up. Stop counting. 1.4074 0.05392 135 90 35 10
698 I still don’t know why we were classified as “essential workers.” 1.4074 0.05148 162 111 36 15
699 Once a year we get to see what they really look like. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
700 Yes, they are all adopted. Please don't tell them. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
701 Are you sure this is where we sit for our Class Photo?" 1.4069 0.05405 145 99 33 13
702 Fred's about to make a run for it again. 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
703 Don't count them. We've got to stay awake on this job. 1.4065 0.05868 123 84 28 11
704 Which is the one in sheep's clothing ? 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
705 Is this how you get herd immunity? 1.4065 0.06200 123 87 22 14
706 Stop pretending you haven’t been put out to pasture. 1.4062 0.05810 128 88 28 12
707 You said 'family' photo. Is there something you need to tell me, Brian? 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
708 We're starting to look like them. 1.4059 0.06000 101 66 29 6
709 Strangest looking puppies I’ve ever seen. 1.4059 0.05832 101 65 31 5
710 Say, one more and we will have a farm team! 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
711 I'll give you three guesses as to which one is the wolf. 1.4054 0.05918 111 74 29 8
712 YOU count them; I get sleepy 1.4052 0.06241 116 81 23 12
713 You only counted 6. Did you fall asleep again? 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
714 I feel so trapped, like everyone just ASSUMES I was born to do this. 1.4048 0.05307 126 82 37 7
715 What do they mean by sheepdog anyway? Are we all related? 1.4044 0.05560 136 93 31 12
716 What happened to the Black one? 1.4044 0.05360 136 91 35 10
717 I told you not to let them get wet. 1.4043 0.06648 94 64 22 8
718 Think Republicans. 1.4038 0.07168 104 77 12 15
719 They’re still here! Am I awake or asleep? 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
720 If loving ewe is wrong, I don't want to be right. 1.4035 0.05807 114 76 30 8
721 I think we're getting close to herd mentality. 1.4035 0.06195 114 79 24 11
722 Well, that's guardianship – zero resemblance, all the responsibility. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
723 Donald, we wanted to achieve herd immunity, not herd into a mutiny. 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
724 Stop counting already, you're dozing off. 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
725 Can you even see the sheep? 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
726 I never gave much thought to whether we're hairier than they are, but I am delighted that they're tastier than we are. 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
727 I find them beguiling, but surprisingly uninformed. 1.4022 0.06194 92 60 27 5
728 You sure your ancestry results told you one of these is your cousin 1.4020 0.06424 102 70 23 9
729 All I’m saying is it’d be nice if they watched over us once in a while.” 1.4019 0.06621 107 76 19 12
730 What was your count before you dozed off? 1.4019 0.06209 107 73 25 9
731 It does feel like a New Yorker cartoon, but hear me out. 1.4017 0.05571 117 77 33 7
732 I'm sure we could pull the wool over their eyes. 1.4014 0.05168 147 99 37 11
733 For some reason I’m ready for bed and sleep as soon as I get home from work. 1.4000 0.05941 130 92 24 14
734 So, why aren't they called dogsheep? 1.4000 0.06736 110 80 16 14
735 The shepherd is asleep. Wool futures are up. What do you think? 1.4000 0.05898 115 78 28 9
736 They all look like ewe. 1.4000 0.06142 105 71 26 8
737 No question, they'd look better with the wool pulled over their eyes. 1.4000 0.06142 105 71 26 8
738 There’ll never be another ewe. 1.3985 0.05436 133 90 33 10
739 You ever wonder why it’s dogs but not sheeps? 1.3984 0.05472 128 86 33 9
740 What the hell does baa mean? 1.3984 0.05800 128 89 27 12
741 Have these sheep even "herd" of social distancing? 1.3976 0.07460 83 59 15 9
742 They think you’re a haystack. 1.3968 0.05755 126 87 28 11
743 Think we'd look good in curls? 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
744 Tell Fauci that herd immunity was easier to reach than he predicted. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
745 I need a nap. Send them over the fence for me? 1.3964 0.05904 111 75 28 8
746 Do they realize that we are one missed meal away from returning to our wolf ancestry? 1.3962 0.05794 106 70 30 6
747 This is a lot more fun than doing it on Zoom.. 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
748 I know this sounds horrible, but do you ever feel like wearing them like slippers? 1.3957 0.05366 139 95 33 11
749 So do we count ourselves? 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
750 I herd a good one today. Would ewe like to hear it? 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
751 Lamb Chops, Lamb Kabob, Mint Lamb Stew, Rack of Lamb, Rosemary Lamb Shanks, Roasted Lamb, Gyros, Leg of Lamb... 1.3952 0.06040 124 88 23 13
752 So,which came first,the sheep or the sheepdog? 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
753 But my real goal is to get to middle management 1.3952 0.05098 124 80 39 5
754 The benefits seem good, but I think we’re getting fleeced on our pay. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
755 My master wants me to count the sheep every hour and then complains when I fall asleep. 1.3947 0.06548 114 83 17 14
756 There's always one! 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
757 My flock or yours? 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
758 What if they're just letting us THINK we're in charge? 1.3942 0.05703 104 68 31 5
759 ...and that’s why they call me Mary 1.3942 0.05517 137 95 30 12
760 To be honest, everytime I try to keep count of them I fall asleep. 1.3932 0.06185 117 83 22 12
761 I have a feeling they're leading us on? 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
762 Is this the line for grooming? 1.3929 0.05580 112 74 32 6
763 Why do sheep have poodle cuts? 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
764 One more mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, and I'm gonna slug you. 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
765 They're woolly, so of course they're going to give you static. 1.3918 0.05780 97 63 30 4
766 I don’t think this is what they meant when they said herd immunity 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
767 You're out! Simon said look forward. 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
768 Get out! I can put this on my CV? 1.3913 0.06174 92 61 26 5
769 These assholes all look the same to me. 1.3910 0.05270 156 110 31 15
770 Don't judge me but I dreamt about lamb chops last night. 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
771 So then this kid starts yelling about the damn wolf again, and at this point I'm like, you gotta be kidding me... 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
772 Who let the sheep out! Who who who who 1.3906 0.05572 128 88 30 10
773 I think they’re plotting a coup. 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
774 I'm beginning to doubt the sanctity of our wedding vows. 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
775 With the pandemic knitting craze, we could make a fortune! 1.3900 0.06497 100 70 21 9
776 Seriously Sid, I thought they said we were being transferred to SHIPPING. 1.3900 0.06651 100 71 19 10
777 If you don't want to nod off at work, stop counting them. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
778 They’d be safer with a wolf, than with Fox and Friends. We all would. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
779 You still want me to believe you didn't have an affair? 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
780 They say don’t let your job be your identity, but I say don’t let your identity be your job. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
781 If ‘follow the leader fails, try ‘Simon says’ 1.3889 0.05709 108 72 30 6
782 At least they can't pull the wool over our eyes. 1.3889 0.05398 108 70 34 4
783 Just say "have you any wool?" 1.3883 0.06206 103 71 24 8
784 As a sheep dog, you should have known that if you washed them they would shrink! 1.3883 0.05385 103 71 26 6
785 You promised me it wouldn’t just be your work friends here 1.3883 0.06358 103 72 22 9
786 I told you they’d be vaccinating farm animals before pets.” 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
787 My Mother used to sing 'Mary had a Little Lamb' to me at bedtime. I wish I'd listened more carefully! 1.3878 0.06091 98 66 26 6
788 You know what they say about owners and their pets. 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
789 I think we got dropped off at the wrong grooming place. 1.3878 0.06589 98 69 20 9
790 C'mon Man! That wolf wasn't even wearing sheep's clothing! 1.3876 0.05314 129 87 34 8
791 Hey, these work better than the sheep's clothing we tried last week. 1.3875 0.07650 80 58 13 9
792 I hear they are waiting for someone named Q 1.3871 0.06028 124 89 22 13
793 We had more. But the one with a long nose and big teeth ran off with one of them. 1.3868 0.06080 106 73 25 8
794 They don’t realize that most of the time, we can’t see them either. 1.3861 0.06129 101 69 25 7
795 How many times have I told you not to let them pull the wool over your eyes! 1.3861 0.06444 101 71 21 9
796 I didn't know this is how you get shepherd's pie 1.3861 0.06444 101 71 21 9
797 Stop me if you’ve herd this before. 1.3860 0.06169 114 81 22 11
798 Still got narcolepsy? 1.3858 0.05129 127 84 37 6
799 I can't see anything, how many are there? 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
800 Well, we are called sheep dogs, does that mean they're dog sheep? 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
801 Do you think they see us as dogs in sheep’s clothing? 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
802 Actually, I prefer the term 'Overlord.' 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
803 Ed, wake up! You've got to stop counting them. 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
804 I caught number two baaing about forming a union again. 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
805 It’s my first day. What do you do here? 1.3846 0.05685 104 69 30 5
806 I'm still counting and nothing's happening. Am I an insomniac, Jeff? Jeff?? 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
807 Getting sleepy yet? 1.3840 0.05422 125 85 32 8
808 Wake up, Ruff! I told ya not to count ‘em.... 1.3840 0.05422 125 85 32 8
809 Keep an eye on the turncoat. 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
810 Are we virtual sheep? 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
811 That last,I understand what Wooly Bully means. 1.3838 0.06689 99 71 18 10
812 They don't call us sheepdogs for nothing. 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
813 I can never eat just one. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
814 One of these sheep is out of line. 1.3830 0.06782 94 67 18 9
815 We could use the exercise, let's chase them around again. 1.3827 0.07151 81 57 17 7
816 I still think this meeting could’ve been an email. 1.3824 0.05919 102 69 27 6
817 You were right. Wolf in sheepDOG's clothing is a much better idea. 1.3820 0.06292 89 60 24 5
818 Are we in the right line? 1.3820 0.06292 89 60 24 5
819 Minding them would be easier if I could see what I'm doing! 1.3818 0.05773 110 75 28 7
820 I hate it when they hover. 1.3814 0.06008 118 84 23 11
821 Well I'm sorry but they DO all look the same to me! 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
822 A word to the wise: Don't count them when you're on duty. 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
823 I'm pretty sure that they are sheep in sheep's clothing 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
824 If we're called sheepdogs then I say we call them dogsheep. 1.3800 0.05822 100 67 28 5
825 .So ........which one is crazy Karen ??? 1.3800 0.06633 100 72 18 10
826 Hey stop bitching , the IRS said we will get the stimulus check faster if we have dependents. 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
827 Remind me: is today frolicking or gamboling? 1.3796 0.06131 108 76 23 9
828 For once will you smile for the camera? 1.3793 0.06983 87 62 17 8
829 I wouldn't be too concerned, I'm sure the other 40 will show up eventually. 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
830 I can't see a thing, but they don't feel like our kids. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
831 Wake-up! I told you, counting 'em will put yo to sleep. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
832 Whaddya say we take the kids for a haircut” 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
833 What’s with the sheepish grin? 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
834 Glad you're back, Frank. I told you, herding cats is a young dog's game. 1.3784 0.07378 74 52 16 6
835 Guess this is why we are called "sheep dogs". 1.3780 0.07079 82 58 17 7
836 Of course I fell asleep. I was COUNTING SHEEP! 1.3776 0.06157 98 70 20 8
837 The problem is that one out of eight doesn’t know if they are coming or going. 1.3776 0.05895 98 66 27 5
838 Stop counting them,it makes you sleepy. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
839 So how come they get the free shave, and we don't? 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
840 I enjoy looking like a follower and acting like a leader. 1.3769 0.05597 130 92 27 11
841 Once they start shearing, don't bark, just say "Baaa". 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
842 What do you think they taste like? 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
843 It was a great joke, I promise, I think they have just heard it before. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
844 I never said it was dignified, but this is the cheapest way to get a haircut 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
845 Two of these things are not like the other. 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
846 Psst, the wolf is front row, third from the left... 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
847 Wake up George, you drifted off again. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
848 You know how many times a scraggly little terrier has won Westminster? 45. And we adorably fluffy yet muscular Old English sheepdogs? Twice, Coco. Twice. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
849 I don’t think this is what they mean by herd immunity. 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
850 Wake up, Nesbitt! We're supposed to be WATCHING the sheep, not COUNTING them. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
851 Static electricity. Rub them together and you don't have to do squat. 1.3750 0.07462 88 66 11 11
852 How far is "6 feet", again? 1.3750 0.06436 104 75 19 10
853 Wool ewe look at that? Shear irony! 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
854 And then she ran off with a St. Bernard. Said I wasn't adventurous enough. 1.3750 0.05970 96 65 26 5
855 My secret? Coffee. Lots of coffee. 1.3740 0.05464 123 85 30 8
856 Seven out of eight isn't bad! 1.3740 0.05085 123 82 36 5
857 Now, Sam is a runner, and Henry is a bit of an escape artist, while Molly likes to tease the boys. And... 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
858 Nonsense, we blend right in. 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
859 You know, sometimes I really just wish my name didn’t define me 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
860 I don’t know, they’ve been sheepish all day 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
861 Y'know, I've never been in a photobomb before. You? 1.3738 0.05559 107 72 30 5
862 There's always one in each crowd 1.3737 0.06021 99 68 25 6
863 Every spring he tells the same joke. Yes, Ted, we have fleas, and the sheep have fleece, too. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
864 I can't believe that Little Bo Peep lost them again! 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
865 Do you want to read my screenplay? 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
866 If we stand here long enough we can trick the farmers and get a free trim! 1.3736 0.05981 91 61 26 4
867 You do know I can hear you snoring, right? 1.3735 0.06347 83 56 23 4
868 How do you tell them apart? 1.3729 0.05355 118 80 32 6
869 You count, I'll sleep, deal? 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
870 Well this is embarrassing,. We're wearing the same outfit. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
871 7/8. Let's try again. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
872 Since we're being honest, I am also a wolf. 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
873 Do we work for them or do they work for us? 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
874 It’s ok to have control issues! 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
875 I thought these "delivered to your home, cook them yourself" meals would be easier than this. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
876 This wasn’t my first career choice. I wanted to be a lap dog. 1.3708 0.05846 89 59 27 3
877 I learned that on ewetube. 1.3704 0.06253 108 78 20 10
878 Of course I trust you my love, I’m just wondering why none of them look like me. 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
879 They’re sheep! They will do anything you tell them to do. 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
880 They don't suspect a thing so far but keep an eye on that one licking your paw. 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
881 Between you and me, losing the sheep is her way of saying she's looking for a career change. 1.3704 0.06113 108 77 22 9
882 I will get a good haircut as soon as we have herd immunity. 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
883 I try to sleep, but I just can't stop counting them... 1.3697 0.05319 119 81 32 6
884 Imagine how much better we'd be able to watch the sheep if we could see at all. 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
885 The wolf is standing sideways in front of you on your right. 1.3696 0.05724 92 61 28 3
886 I have eight sheep” “You mean you have ‘eaten’ sheep” “Why would I eat sheep? 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
887 It’s rewarding and all, I guess. But I think I was born to dance. 1.3690 0.07340 84 62 13 9
888 Are you kidding me? We're nothing like them. 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
889 I bit one once; I got cottonmouth. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
890 What an ironic twist for someone with a Master's Degree. 1.3689 0.06758 103 77 14 12
891 Is it just me or were they a lot easier to keep track of on Zoom? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
892 A stinky is nothing to be embarrassed about Leonard. It happens to of us. Now turn around and face the camera or you'll ruin the shot. 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
893 You're right. The silence is creepy. 1.3684 0.06263 114 84 18 12
894 Maybe I've been watching too much CNN lately. I'm starting to see Wolf Blitzer in sheep's clothing. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
895 Dad, I know you want me to follow the family tradition of shepherding, but I wanna chase cars not sheep. 1.3684 0.07456 76 55 14 7
896 You’d think they’d be hot with all that hair! 1.3680 0.05511 125 88 28 9
897 Darn, I forgot which one was the wolf. 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
898 Bugsy says we both need to stay on the lamb. 1.3678 0.06959 87 63 16 8
899 It just feels like I've found my niche. 1.3675 0.05235 117 79 33 5
900 I hate my life. 1.3671 0.06540 79 54 21 4
901 I don't know what it is, but I can't keep my eyes open on this job. 1.3667 0.06211 90 62 23 5
902 I’ll be better at this job once I can get my bangs trimmed. 1.3667 0.06787 90 65 17 8
903 So I was thinking of kabobs for dinner. 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
904 Let's curl our hair and join the flock. 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
905 And you're sure that I'm the father of all these puppies? 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
906 By herding them, nobody falls asleep and they get up and walk us again. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
907 That fellow on the end doesn't seem to get what it means to be a sheep. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
908 Sometimes I can't help myself. I howl like a wolf, just to freak them out. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
909 I’m afraid that if I count them, I’ll fall asleep on the job. 1.3656 0.05879 93 63 26 4
910 No, first I was an accountant. Then I got insomnia. 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
911 I've grown immune to this herd. 1.3649 0.07089 74 52 17 5
912 Is this that crazy IQ test again? 1.3649 0.07346 74 53 15 6
913 Of course they're yours. 1.3647 0.06228 85 58 23 4
914 They gotta shear us, too. Our bangs are a work hazard. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
915 Man, keeping them socially distanced is shear stress 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
916 Listen, dogs can’t write, so I can’t SHOW you the numbers, but isn’t it obvious we are WAY overstaffed? 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
917 It's an easy Gig, they baa, we bark. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
918 I just don't want to be stuck in middle management the rest of my life. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
919 Republicans make our lives look easy. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
920 How do they expect us to not fall asleep on the job? 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
921 Which one of us is the clone? 1.3636 0.05040 110 80 23 7
922 Do you think they're expecting us to do something? 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
923 Make up your mind. It’s either me or ewe. 1.3636 0.06020 110 79 22 9
924 You know, I've always identified as a sheep. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
925 Watch their eyes...they are up to something! 1.3636 0.05282 110 74 32 4
926 Hey Dad I just got my Ancestry.com results and I’ve got a few questions... 1.3628 0.06166 113 83 19 11
927 Now we pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
928 If we sit tight, we might also get a hair cut. 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
929 They look just like your mother. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
930 .... and then those two sponsors each get two more sponsors and before you know it you don't have to work another day in your life. 1.3627 0.07076 102 79 9 14
931 Count the number of legs, then divide by four 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
932 Maybe they can help with your insomnia Ron 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
933 I’m sorry, did you say that there are eight sheep, or that you ate sheep? 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
934 What about diversity? There's not one black one in the bunch! 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
935 Are you starting to get sleepy now? 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
936 Black sheep matter. 1.3614 0.07389 83 62 12 9
937 I resigned yesterday. I’m looking forward to just being a dog. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
938 "Do you think they heard us talking about last night's lamb chops?" 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
939 I told you not to count them during the day. 1.3607 0.05827 122 89 22 11
940 I'm still confused. If someone cries wolf, does that mean there IS a wolf or not? 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
941 Your a sheep dog...what did you expect? 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
942 Finally, the job of my dreams! 1.3604 0.05975 111 80 22 9
943 Not to worry. They have herd immunity. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
944 I've decided I'm done with bangs. 1.3604 0.05975 111 80 22 9
945 What if they all vote the same way? 1.3604 0.06110 111 81 20 10
946 Thinking one of us may not be a pure breed? 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
947 Sheep will believe anything you tell them. That’s what I’ve learned from Trump. 1.3600 0.06594 100 74 16 10
948 Gary sat quietly plotting his revenge as Mr. Buttons made yet another 'pasture bedtime" pun 1.3600 0.07263 75 54 15 6
949 Sad silly sheep standing starkly still 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
950 I really feel like I was born to do this job. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
951 Sometimes I just need to lift my leg and pee to remind me who I am. 1.3592 0.06301 103 75 19 9
952 Remind me again, which one's Dolly? 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
953 How do you make a ewe turn 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
954 Why did you have to tell them they're adopted? 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
955 I say it makess them look fat. 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
956 Frankly, I prefer fetching slippers, a nicely banked fire in the hearth, and the aroma of Prince Albert in the air. 1.3587 0.06663 92 67 17 8
957 I’m really starting to resent the fact that they’re not called Dog Sheep 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
958 Gary, do you think I come from an outdated command culture? 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
959 Stop counting! It keeps putting you to sleep! 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
960 ... therefore thermal absorptivity is related to volumetric heat capacity. That's why I just love wool. 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
961 I’d totally date one if there weren’t a perceived power differential. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
962 Did you see this week’s paycheck? I think we’ve been fleeced. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
963 Get'm turned around, and we hit our bonus for the quarter. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
964 Sniffed the new guy's butt. He seems nice. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
965 I am the good shepherd. Who the hell are you? 1.3571 0.07347 70 50 15 5
966 Stop counting them. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
967 My favorite time is when the curfew tolls the knell of parting day, and the flock winds slowly homeward o'er the lea. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
968 Our job was so much easier when social distancing wasn’t a thing 1.3571 0.05360 112 77 30 5
969 Are you guys gonna herd us or should we do it ourselves again and you take the credit as always? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
970 Why are we working for dry dog food when we can have fresh mutton every day? 1.3563 0.06932 87 64 15 8
971 I’m telling you Lou, Big Wool controls everything. Small herds like ours, don’t stand a chance. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
972 Everytime I count them I fall asleep. Any suggestions? 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
973 I like to think of them as "Brothers from another Mother". 1.3558 0.05278 104 70 31 3
974 Aren't we supposed to be keeping them six feet apart? 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
975 My guidance councilor predicted this. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
976 Whatever you do, don’t mention Easter dinner 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
977 I want a paternity test. 1.3553 0.07423 76 56 13 7
978 Do you really think they have my nose? 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
979 That one is trouble 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
980 So I’ll go, ‘Hey, whatcha want for dins?’ And then you’ll go, ‘Mutton, honey!’ 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
981 Remember, we don't herd anymore, we use covert influence. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
982 Ever wonder what they taste like? 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
983 I want to thank the person who genetical modified these guys into a self-herding breed! Wonder when they will start shedding sweaters? 1.3542 0.05731 96 66 26 4
984 Looks like they're taking this herd immunity thing pretty seriously. 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
985 If we're sheep dogs,are they sheep sheep? 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
986 We're in Heaven! 1.3540 0.05322 113 78 30 5
987 You're a sheepdog. You can't be afraid of sheep, for god's sake. 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
988 making us look bigger than the herd is good for propoganda 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
989 I've been having trouble falling asleep lately. Any suggestions? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
990 I don’t think this is how to achieve herd immunity. 1.3535 0.05799 99 69 25 5
991 The one on the far left is the trouble maker. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
992 Most boring job I ever had. I keep falling asleep! 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
993 Hard to tell. They all look alike. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
994 It’s your turn to explain Easter. 1.3529 0.07616 85 66 8 11
995 They only respond to the pronoun they. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
996 That cut doesn't really flatter their faces. 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
997 No, you cannot wear blackface. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
998 I'm telling you Carl, the humans said we'll be immune to anything if we just become *part* of the herd. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
999 I dare you to bark. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1000 How long do you think it will be til the press finds out they all "dated" Gaetz? 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1001 You're right, Fido! It DOES look as if someone different drew the sheep. 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
1002 How many did we start out with anyway? Bud? Hey, Bud! Wake up! 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1003 How many times must I tell you, no ewe turns!? 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1004 Herd immunity” does not mean what you think it means 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1005 Stay sharp. They're considering outsourcing. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1006 Mary really pulled the wool over your eyes 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1007 Remember, don't count them while you're on watch 1.3516 0.06226 91 67 17 7
1008 Boss is on a tear. Ewe lose one and the sheep will hit the fan. 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1009 Ever notice how you begin to look like them? 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
1010 Sheep dog two words, or sheepdog one word? 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
1011 Wolves in sheep dog clothing,why didn’t we think of this before? 1.3514 0.07310 74 54 14 6
1012 Don't let 'em fool ya, they know exactly what's going on. 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1013 Hey, it's a sweet gig. Counting sheep? You can do it in your sleep. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
1014 I trademarked our new company name: 'We create herd ‘em unity.' 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
1015 How do you stay awake on this job? 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1016 Had no other choice but to give the one next to you a "Time-Out"! 1.3505 0.05292 97 65 30 2
1017 Have you ever thought of taking up knitting? 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1018 You ever think it’d be easier to join them? 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1019 Yeah, but if we follow them, what does that make us? 1.3504 0.05195 117 81 31 5
1020 There’s always 1 non-conformist in every flock. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1021 If we follow them we can get a free haircut. 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
1022 Why don’t we just barcode them? 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1023 I feel like I've outgrown this job 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1024 How many? I tried counting them but I kept falling asleep. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1025 one more shaggy dog story and I am calling the wolf! 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
1026 Since we're not technically wolves, this is fine, right? 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1027 I tell you this stock market is crazy. We get the runaround and they get fleeced 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1028 What they say about owners and their pets starting to look alike may be true 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1029 THINK about it. I mean, we've been following sheep. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1030 Actually, I majored in goats. 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1031 I could use a trim myself. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1032 Honey, did you cheat on me while I was away? Because they sure don't look like me! 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1033 ...All I'm saying is that if the right wolf came along, I would want to hear him out. 1.3488 0.06972 86 64 14 8
1034 Apparently they call us enablers. 1.3486 0.05194 109 77 27 5
1035 Wolves? No, I can barely see the sheep. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1036 Even when I bark they just won't socially distance! 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1037 Mark my words. They're going to unionize any day now. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1038 Don't look so sheepish. We definitely earned our place in this class photo. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1039 Shouldn't they be named for us? 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1040 Sleeping on the job again, Mack!? There was 105 sheep here yesterday! 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1041 ‘is this all that there is to it?’ 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1042 You see? Fear based leadership is never the answer 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
1043 Who is watching whom,Harry? 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1044 Perms are back. But shags are chicer. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1045 The days might be long, but it's hard to beat the built-in herd immunity. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1046 See that guy facing you? That’s a new Republican. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1047 Yeah, that sounds like fun: You scatter them and I round'em up! 1.3467 0.06149 75 51 22 2
1048 I barked too much in my apartment. Why were you sent here? 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
1049 The funny thing about English is that ‘eight sheep’ sounds the same as ‘ate sheep. 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
1050 they are much better than "MY PILLOW" 1.3465 0.06515 101 76 15 10
1051 Getting perms ourselves will improve management/labor relations. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1052 That proves it. One out of eight is directionally challenged. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1053 I guess none of us have been to the barber in a year... 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1054 I don't care what Shari Lewis did ... you put your paw up another one and I'm out of here. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1055 It's not just you, Edith. We're all looking a little sheepish these days. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
1056 Every time you fall asleep I have to start counting all over again. 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
1057 I hear we're eligible for a PPP loan 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1058 Sometimes I think I’m one of them 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1059 They’re so happy to have missed the Seder...should I tell them about next weekend? 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1060 There’s always one in every crowd. 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1061 You expect me to believe they followed you home? 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1062 Sheep? Dog? Sheep Dog? What are we?! 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1063 Seems easier than herding cats? 1.3452 0.06879 84 62 15 7
1064 I’m feeling a little sheepish right now. 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
1065 Darling, what REALLY happened the weekend you went to see your sister? 1.3448 0.07094 87 66 12 9
1066 He still thinks Mary is coming. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1067 How about we call then "dog sheep" for a change? 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1068 Wool. Woof. Wolf!? 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1069 Well at least they're wearing masks 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1070 I say we eat one. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1071 You know,I think we could use a little trim too. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1072 This should make it easy to fall asleep tonight 1.3448 0.06011 116 87 18 11
1073 It's nice to do this off Zoom for once. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
1074 still need to get a haircut, but at least we're at work again 1.3444 0.06734 90 67 15 8
1075 They said herd immunity will protect us, but didn't specify which herd... 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
1076 I can see shearly now. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1077 I demand a paternity test! 1.3441 0.06575 93 69 16 8
1078 Do you think we are the pick of the litter” 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
1079 This time, make sure to get a haircut before your seeing eye dog interview. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1080 Have we finally transitioned from labradoodle to sheeple? 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1081 I think Mary has a problem. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1082 Here’s a bit of irony for you. Wool makes me itch. 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1083 I'm always sleepy at work. 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1084 Isn’t the saying “A WOLF in sheep’s clothing”? 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
1085 I told them we were first cousins" 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1086 When they're quiet like this, that's when they're planning something! 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1087 Thanks, but I sleep just fine. 1.3431 0.05305 102 70 29 3
1088 Let’s cry wolf. 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
1089 . . . then what's the plural of "sheepdog? 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1090 I know we can’t see well, but where are the sheeps’ faces? 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1091 I thought you said shih tzu. not sheep zoo. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1092 I should have mentioned that I have a wool allergy. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
1093 I go more by feel than a specific count. 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
1094 I think I'd be able to fall asleep more efficiently if there were more than just eight for me to count. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
1095 And they say we all look the same. 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1096 Okay, which one is the wolf? 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1097 Why are we doing this, again? 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1098 Think about it. All the dogfood we can eat in a night, and all we have to do is look the other way for 30 seconds. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1099 What do you think is wrong with the one hiding its face from the picture -- not vaccinated, yet? 1.3415 0.07201 82 62 12 8
1100 I really feel sheepish! 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1101 But I’m not old or English. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1102 Get this: we run around the whole day, nip at the sheep, and when we're done the humans take us home and feed us! And they call us 'working' dogs! 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1103 They are plotting One has already turned... 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1104 Remember that guy Wylie. Those were the days. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1105 I know how badly you want kids, but can you please stop naming the sheep 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1106 What do you say we ditch the kids and catch a movie? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1107 I know we're supposed to drive them, but therapy taught me that I'm really a follower. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1108 And I say "Humbug." 1.3407 0.07027 91 70 11 10
1109 So, does that make them Dog Sheep...? 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1110 Did you remember to bring the mint sauce. 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1111 Yeah, so by empowering the sheep to herd themselves we can challenge the status quo WHILE NAPPING! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1112 I think it’s actually ducks in a row. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1113 Have you ever wondered if, like, you're the sheep. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1114 No matter what I say, they will not stay six feet apart. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1115 Can you believe they don’t notice we’re in wolf’s clothing?!” 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1116 I'm feeling rather sheepish. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1117 Every time I ask you to take a turn at counting you doze off!! 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1118 Now watch what happens when I bark! 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1119 It's hard staying awake through inventory. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1120 Rule number one: drink your coffee before starting the daily sheep count. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1121 ...so then I responded, ‘I’m just looking for a sheep thrill.’ 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1122 If humans get to resemble their dogs, shouldn't it make sense that we end up resembling our sheep? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1123 Undercover rocks! Look at them: they have no clue we’re dogs. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1124 Don't you just love working undercover? 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1125 Is this getting easier,or are they just that stupid? 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1126 Could this meeting have been an email instead? 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
1127 There's always one trouble-maker. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
1128 You can't pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1129 'they are soft on the outside crunchy in the middle' 1.3380 0.07755 71 54 10 7
1130 Why can’t it be a dog-eat-sheep world? 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1131 These guys look eweser friendly! 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
1132 I get all my apparel from Sheepsclothing.com 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1133 Freaking sheep, they'll do anything they're told. So where'd master say these guys need to go? 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1134 Like I always say, you gotta fake it til you make it! 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1135 Ever want to just eat them" 1.3375 0.05320 80 53 27 0
1136 I’m feeling a bit sheepish. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1137 Are we even getting paid for this? 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1138 I don't know. I got an email from 23 & Me. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1139 Tell Number Eight to face the camera and say Cheese! 1.3373 0.07125 83 63 12 8
1140 I'm glad we adopted. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1141 The shear audacity of the herd scares me. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1142 They’re all Republican and the flock belongs to Mitch McConnell. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1143 We can't both be good dog ... 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1144 If you loved her so much, you should have tied a ribbon around her neck. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1145 She hates having her picture taken. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1146 I don't think they're buying that 'sheepdog' means we're related." 1.3372 0.07136 86 66 11 9
1147 That's Fred. We're still having some communication problems. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1148 With the right curlers, we can look like that. too! 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1149 Ok. We’re Australian Cattle Dogs. Our pronouns are “go left,” go right,”and “good dog.” 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1150 If octomom can do it we can too! 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
1151 Wonder what kind of 'doodle' or 'poo' they are 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1152 They’re part of the National Insomnia Guard on standby for emergency pandemic call up. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1153 I think we were supposed to lead, not follow. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1154 So, what is it we're supposed to do again? 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1155 We got them all. Wake up! 1.3368 0.06627 95 72 14 9
1156 Baaaark. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1157 But all my stories are shaggy dog stories. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1158 How should I know how many there are supposed to be? Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1159 I'm telling you, that one in the front was right about when to sell my shares of GameStop. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1160 I think we'll fit right in... 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1161 Where is Mary when you need her? 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1162 HOW MANY CHOPS DO YOU SEE? 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1163 Who are YOU calling shaggy? 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
1164 I say we cut a deal with the wolves and get the hell out of here. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1165 Now that you’re sitting, I’m afraid I have some bad ewes. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1166 I am glad we went back to using Woolite! 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1167 Do you ever think about our work-life balance, and wish it could be different? 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1168 You know I hate it when you let your work follow you home. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1169 Honey, are the kids really mine? 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1170 I knew he couldn't get past five before falling asleep. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1171 Here’s lookin at ewe! 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1172 Ok remember - we should only count all LEGAL sheep. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1173 They'll demote you to a K-8 unless you find that ninth sheep. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1174 Beats the heck out of herding cats 1.3333 0.06622 78 59 13 6
1175 You sure you never mixed business with pleasure? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1176 Do you like being named for these things? 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1177 See the resemblance? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1178 I told you. With direct eye contact they Come to YOU! 1.3333 0.06299 105 80 15 10
1179 Ever eaten one? Tempted? 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1180 To keep social distance or to shepherd, that is the question 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1181 Our kind were wolves once,I'm just saying. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
1182 You count. I'm going to take a nap. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1183 If we keep our mouths shut, we'll fit right in. 1.3333 0.06102 75 52 21 2
1184 You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1185 Rex, wake up. I told you we're here to guard them, not count them. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1186 Do you ever feel part of a metaphor for the police state? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1187 I'm not seeing a lot of social distancing here, Ralph. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1188 Keep your eye on the one with no sense of direction. He could lead them all astray! 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1189 Labradoodles, Goldendoodles, Schnoodles -- It's all gone too far! 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1190 You don't need the vaccine, we have herd immunity. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1191 Marty, I told you that wasn't our stroller. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1192 So you really think these dog suits will keep the wolves away? 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1193 You send off for that genetic DNA family tree stuff...you have to be prepared to accept the results! 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1194 Ok, count again, this time without falling asleep. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1195 No, I said “Turn the other ‘cheek’”. 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
1196 Have you tried counting sheep? 1.3333 0.05372 99 69 27 3
1197 It's like herding cats, but they are not our enemies. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1198 I promise this will give us herd immunity. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1199 Easter treats: Marshmallow covered chocolate sheep. "What d'ya say? Four for you and four for me?" 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
1200 He's been shamed ever since he disappeared for a half hour with the farmer. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1201 Go on, shout "wolf". I double-dog dare you. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1202 I never knew why they called us sheepdogs until we had the kids. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1203 Did you know that 95% of kibble is contaminated with microsheep? 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1204 We found them but they weren't exactly 'wagging their tails behind them'. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1205 You and I are dawgs, right? 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1206 I love it when the border collies go on vacation 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1207 The most annoying thing about this job are their butts” 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1208 Is it three or six sheep apart now? 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1209 I can't see sheep for shit 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1210 Having trouble falling asleep again I see 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1211 Hey at least we’re working again 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1212 Do you think we're adequately compensated for our supervisory responsibilities? 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1213 So which one's the wolf? 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
1214 I can't tell if you are a sheep in wolf's clothes, or a wolf in sheep's clothes. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1215 You ever wonder if this is all there is? 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1216 Do you think the wolves know we can’t see through all of this hair? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1217 Ever since the pandemic I can’t really tell if they are ignoring us or just being sheepish. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1218 Almost time to knock off. Whaddya say we grab a couple of brewskis and some lamb chops? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1219 No man, just a gig worker. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1220 They look bigger in the pictures. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1221 And we must remain dogged in pursuit. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1222 Have you read Animal Farm? 1.3299 0.05429 97 68 26 3
1223 Who’s counting? 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1224 Are you asleep under those bangs again? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1225 Family reunions are WAY more fun on the Dog side of the family 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1226 This time you howl like a wolf and I'll round 'em up. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1227 I told you not to count them! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1228 Now I'm not suggesting we're really half dog and half sheep, but it's a useful metaphor. 1.3295 0.05039 88 59 29 0
1229 You'll never guess what happened next, the guy just fell asleep 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1230 I thought I herd sheep. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1231 That one just won’t flocking listen 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1232 Sometimes I think the sheep herd us. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1233 Wake up! They’re all accounted for. 1.3294 0.05263 85 65 15 5
1234 This is so much easier now that they’ve all been vaccinated. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1235 Obviously Bernard, an eyebrow trim could have avoided such devastating flock shrinkage 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1236 Wait until March -- it's Shear Madness. 1.3293 0.07166 82 63 11 8
1237 Well, I suppose we will have to look for Little Bo Peep 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
1238 Ewe talkin’ to me? 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
1239 You’re the only one I was with at the time 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1240 Dad, I appreciate that you pulled some strings for me to get this job, and this line of work is great and all...but what I really want to do is Direct. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1241 Now don't count them or you'll fall asleep again on the job again. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1242 ... not so much a calling, Stan, as a violent hatred of mint jelly. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1243 Waddya say you keep an eye on the sheep and I'll grab us a six-pack? 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
1244 Hey! You wanna guess which one's the wolf? 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1245 Time to get our cardio in. On three i cry “”WOLF!””, you herd front, I herd back. Ready? 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1246 I count 80, but dogs can't count so I'm not sure? 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1247 Do you think they're unionizing? 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1248 If we follow them, aren’t we just sheep too? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1249 We're good as long as they buy the wolf story. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1250 We are practically essential workers 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
1251 Should we let them run or should we actually take care of them until they are good to eat. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
1252 Let's eat one and blame it on a pack of wolves. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
1253 Sometimes I wish we could just be 'dogs' and lose the 'sheep'. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
1254 Coach, one more and we've got a baseball team. 1.3279 0.07654 61 45 12 4
1255 No, you schmoe -- we're trying to pull the wool over THEIR eyes. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1256 How will we manage them if we have to go back to the office? 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1257 I don't know what they expect but personally I love lamb chops. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1258 Bill dear, do you think I should get a perm? 1.3271 0.06197 107 82 15 10
1259 just be thankful we're not Skunk Dogs. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1260 You could absolutely pull off a side part. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1261 I can't believe the Governor has closed the barber shops again. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1262 Surnames aside, I refuse to accept that they are in any way related to us. 1.3269 0.05193 104 73 28 3
1263 Frankly, I'm looking for something a bit more challenging... 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1264 If you reach out about 8 inches with your right paw, you'll feel one that's backwards. Turn him 180 degrees and get a haircut. 1.3267 0.06765 101 80 9 12
1265 So, how many did you count before they put you to sleep? Carl? 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1266 He's the back sheep of the family. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1267 Any more than this and I'll fall asleep. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1268 I have to admit working from home really spoiled me. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1269 I’m supposed to keep the count, but for some reason I keep falling asleep. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1270 I try to count them, but keep falling asleep. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1271 Hey Rex. Do you know what I herd? Sheep. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1272 Sure, they make great pillows, but what other use do they have? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1273 I wonder where I could get my hair curled like that? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1274 This is the right place, right? 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1275 I don’t think they got a haircut since the pandemic started either. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1276 How do none of them look like me, Louise? 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1277 Sheep should be herd, not seen. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1278 Let's stampede them, so we can round them up again 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1279 Cutting the bangs might be a good career move. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1280 We may look alike but it would take so much work to perfect the bleat. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1281 Are you on the lamb? 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1282 I just feel my career options are narrow and pre-defined. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
1283 Hey I think we fit in fine. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
1284 Nice baa-ngs. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1285 I can see why they cloned them, but not us. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1286 I swear, they were six feet apart last summer. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1287 How do we keep them six feet apart? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1288 You ever dream of doing something else with your life? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1289 If more than 2 get away, we lose herd immunity 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1290 Sheep. They all look alike to me. 1.3253 0.05450 83 57 25 1
1291 You cheated on me with a sheep? 1.3253 0.07295 83 65 9 9
1292 Just once I'd like to see one of them dress up in wolf's clothing. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1293 D'ja ever consider that if they had decided to make clothes from dog hair how different our lives would be? 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1294 You bark and chase them around all day long. Now you want to hang out? 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1295 It's Yoo-Hoo, not Ewe-Hoo. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1296 The cute one is my sister. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1297 Day 30 and they still haven’t noticed. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1298 I prefer to think of myself as a senior director of mobile wool units. I'm the best in my field 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1299 No, I will NOT “baa-rk 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1300 Now that we're sheep in dog's clothing, we can run for it. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1301 We're tough on them, but at least it's not an e-commerce fulfillment center. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1302 Just so we're on the same page, there were always eight of them and we don't know anything about the mix up. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1303 Please, focus and try to stay awake. 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
1304 Are you sure that I am the father? 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
1305 So, about this side hustle with the wolf where we ‘misplace’ a sheep a week . . . 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1306 They're right in front of you, Fred. We've got to get you in as soon as the shearers reopen. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1307 New day, same sheep 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1308 I am afraid we are typecast 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1309 Let's just eat 'em all! 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1310 Remember last year when Rocky decided to get sheared just before class photo day? 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1311 I think they’ve developed herd immunity. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1312 Wait, explain it again. This is where the farmer gets his coat? 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
1313 They look like popcorn with eyes. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1314 Bob,you have to stop dozing off every time it's your turn to take inventory ... 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1315 Do you think that they’re not wearing masks for political reasons? Just nod. One of them is looking at us. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
1316 This is going to be very hard online. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1317 It was just another rabbit but I've got to tell you, I felt so alive. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1318 How many are there supposed to be? Whenever I try counting them, I fall asleep. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1319 I'll never get to sleep with just 7. 1.3232 0.06553 99 77 12 10
1320 Let's cry "Wolf!" and see what happens. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1321 I told them we're "essential workers" in line for the vaccine. They're not buying it. 1.3231 0.05846 65 44 21 0
1322 I can never tell whether they are flocked or just flocking. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1323 They look like your side of the family" 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1324 Hey Fred — why does Alfie have his head on backwards? 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1325 Don't you hate being defined by others? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1326 They say dogs are humans’ best friends, but I think they’re just using us. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1327 In that story...did the boy cry 'wool' or 'woof? 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1328 Hey ewe, nothing to see back here. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1329 I just keep thinking: our ancestors ate them. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1330 Knitting classes?! 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1331 Wasn't there supposed to be 9 of them? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1332 I think she likes you. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1333 Like a vaccine, ya know, providing herd immunity." 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1334 I’m not sure I herd ewe correctly. 1.3218 0.06838 87 67 12 8
1335 Yes, they are cute but I liked it better when we had litters of puppies 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1336 Is it ewe or you? 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1337 Hey.. I never though of curling our bangs!!!! 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1338 I hear the first bite is a lot like cotton candy. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1339 The pay's not great, but the fringe benefits are terrific. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1340 It doesn’t matter what they think. They’re SHEEP. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1341 Enough for mittens. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1342 Something's amiss, but I can't put my paw on it. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1343 I bet you didn't even notice that one of these sheep is facing the wrong way. You're a bad sheepdog Harold 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1344 Yes, you herded them, but they need to point the same direction. 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1345 Can dogs talk ? 1.3210 0.07207 81 63 10 8
1346 Why is it impossible to get a decent family photo? 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1347 Still got the quarantine hair goin', eh? 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1348 On Zoom it looked like there were a lot more of them. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1349 Do you think I was to hard on that Bo-Peep girl? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1350 Esther, I’m not buying they’re mine. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1351 The Employee Manual says they all must face the same way. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1352 Sorry -- Was that 'woof' or 'wolf'? 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1353 So they look like their father,then? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1354 If we got our hair curled, like the sheep, it would stay out of our eyes. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1355 Where’s the black one? 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1356 Well, this herd impunity thing is working just fine for me. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1357 We’ve got them this far. Do you think we can get them to storm the Capital now? 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1358 To you they're prey. To me they're metaphor. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1359 There is always one who doesn’t get the word. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1360 Honestly, I haven't counted sheep since I was a pup. 1.3191 0.05601 94 70 19 5
1361 They can't wear masks but should we make them social-distance? 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
1362 You count them this time. I tried but I kept falling asleep. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1363 Hank, just make sure you don't leave any water in your bowl. We can get into big trouble when they line up to vote for their favorite shearer. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1364 Wouldn't it just be easier for everyone if they made the sweaters out of OUR fur? 1.3188 0.07860 69 54 8 7
1365 Yes they think we're their grandparents, but can we still have one for dinner? 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1366 Why are we called sheep dogs? We don’t look anything like them. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1367 Do you think we should tell them who their real parents are? 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1368 YOU may not like it, but I’m still feeling the urge to get a perm! 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1369 Tell them your name is Q" 1.3187 0.06790 91 71 11 9
1370 Don’t you think we’re perpetuating a stereotype? 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1371 What do you call when a flock of sheep try to take over France? Baaaaa-stille Day 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1372 I had the dream again, Harry... The one with the mint jelly... 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1373 This gig wouldn't be so bad if we could just guard them from the other end. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1374 There's always one in the flock! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1375 A sheep walks into a bar. C'mon,at least let me get to the flocking punch line. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1376 I keep going back and forth between Cute and Delicious looking. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1377 That's why we don't need to wear masks. They are immune. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1378 All right, Ralph, lesson one: saying 'bah' so they'll follow you just confuses most of them. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1379 No one is going to pull wool the over your eyes. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1380 HEY! Are you asleep? I told you not to count them! 1.3176 0.05604 85 60 23 2
1381 They needed us to make a minyan. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1382 Pretty sure these boys are on the FBI'S most wanted list. They're on the lam! 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1383 Like I said, ewe’s not fat ewe’s fluffy. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1384 It’s ok, your fringe is what defines you 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1385 I love these extended family gatherings. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
1386 It’s the only place we can proudly hang out after such a long time with no haircut 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1387 We stand behind our sheep. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1388 Why aren't they counting US? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1389 I'm feeling kinda sleepy. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1390 Any ideas for a seat cover? 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1391 If we don't transport them across state lines or keep the receipts, we should be okay; right? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1392 C'mon! I say we eat one. Nobody counts sheep! 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1393 I don’t know about you, Harvey, but I simply can’t see the sheep as “just“ wool anymore. Something has changed in me . 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1394 You are not supposed to bark at them anymore, Carl. Studies have shown that stress-free herding dramatically improves wool quality. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1395 If you can't bleat them, join them 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1396 That one in the back keeps asking for Little Bo-Peep. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1397 I don't see colors either. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1398 Let’s get the flock outa here! 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
1399 I mean, sure I'm a working dog, but do I live to work or work to live? 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1400 We can never count on these guys 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
1401 you know, sometimes I want to feel protected... 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
1402 I'm thinking of growing them out 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1403 What’s worse—telling the boss that ‘a wolf got one’ or waiting two more hours for lunch? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1404 I keep counting them but I still can't seem to fall asleep 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1405 Something tells me this cartoonist has no idea how big sheep are! 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1406 Look,Maude,Trump supporters. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1407 I feel an insurrection is coming. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1408 Just keep telling em they are the best and smartest sheep and all the other sheep are jealous of their freedom. They'll follow us anywhere. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1409 I’m telling you. Traffic is getting worse, Bob. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1410 I have to go. I don’t think we have reached herd immunity yet. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1411 If we are sheep dogs, does that make them dog sheep’s?” 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1412 And I thought our ‘pandemic hair’ was bad. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1413 Relax already, we’re 1/8th sheep on mom’s side. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1414 Why on earth do they let their hair grow so long? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1415 The first rule of shepherding is no shaggy dog stories. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1416 This is boring! Where are the black sheep? 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1417 Well, I heard that they taste like chicken. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1418 And you really think I could be the father? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1419 There's always one that just won't listen. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1420 Don't blame me, it was that Bo Peep woman. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1421 Eight. There are eight sheep. Now go back to sleep. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1422 So, agreed, you play the good dog and I play the bad dog. We can handle this. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1423 I wanna be a cowdog 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1424 You're going to switch places with Sam here. We need someone on the inside so we can learn more about what motivates them. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1425 There's a back sheep in every family. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1426 Hope we are not misunderstood for wolves in sheep's clothing 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1427 I think we should--they won't know the difference! 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1428 You ever wonder who's minding us while we're minding the sheep? 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1429 It was only a matter of time until one of them turned on us. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1430 I think it's time the whole family got a haircut. 1.3140 0.06136 86 66 14 6
1431 They're called Dogsheeps. 1.3140 0.06872 86 67 11 8
1432 No wonder I keep falling asleep on the job. 1.3140 0.06872 86 67 11 8
1433 We'll never make sheepdogs out of them! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1434 If our supply of Xanax holds we're sure to win the upcoming trials. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1435 There’s always one looking for the easy way out. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1436 Chester, the dog in the next field over, said: “Sheeping is free if you use Amazon.” I don’t get it. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1437 first you join the herd, the immunity comes later 1.3140 0.06872 86 67 11 8
1438 It's politically incorrect to say they all look alike. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1439 That’s not exactly what they meant by ‘diversity’. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1440 I have a wonderful recipe for Morocco lamb with Pine nuts Couscous. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1441 A man saw a sheep in a bar and asked what it was doing. The sheep replied “ i am the new baaahhhhhrtender” 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1442 They do look ridiculous, don’t they? 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1443 Let them fuss. All you said was that shiny and silken was way sexier than dull and scratchy. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1444 If we’ve learned anything in the past 4 years, it’s that they don’t always wear sheep’s clothing. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1445 Imma get some mint sauce 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1446 I know we just met but I think I love ewe 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1447 In my prime I herded a huge flock by myself”. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1448 I'm tellin' ya-if we eat just one, they'll never notice! 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1449 What if we ate just one? 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1450 I thought I answered an ad for a laminator. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1451 Are there still eight? I fell asleep again. 1.3125 0.05699 96 73 17 6
1452 I never expected to be an influencer! 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1453 I'm just saying, they don't look like me but they do look like ewe. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1454 I say we hide them. He'll go nuts! 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1455 They have much better haircuts. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1456 Did you fall asleep counting again? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1457 My folks always said don’t be a sheep, lead the herd. So anyway, I’m an Instagram influencer now. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1458 I should be back by nine. If you have trouble getting them to sleep, have them count each other. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1459 Did you bring the GPS? 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1460 DNA test now; DNA test on Maury Povich. Your choice. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1461 Stop counting them and wake up. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1462 It’s kinda weird how much they look like that poodle down the street. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1463 I'm sorry, but we just can't get them to social distance. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1464 Sure is easier in-person. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1465 Psst...Ralph! You fell asleep watching the flock. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1466 I'm still not convinced you didn't cheat on me. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1467 It looks like counting sheep works for you. 1.3113 0.04900 106 75 29 2
1468 Hello, ladies. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1469 C’mon, Ralph — do the wolf howl noise! 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1470 I count eight of them- wait, did you just fall asleep? 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1471 They all look cute to me. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1472 Did you hear we’re tied again for ‘Employee of the Month?’ 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1473 Pssst, Bob wake up! You’re totally asheep. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1474 Remember, it’s ’bah’ not ‘woof’. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1475 I was today years old when I found out the plural of”dog” is “dogs”, but the plural of “sheep” is “sheep”. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1476 After we punch out, let's catch an old movie, 'Silence of the Lambs.' 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1477 Apparently 'mutton' IS an offensive word. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1478 Hey, just for kicks, you wanna pull the wool over their eyes? 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1479 I keep losing some. There were 50; but, every time I start counting them, I doze off. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1480 Well, technically, we are not Sheepdogs. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1481 I'm actually surprised The New Yorker even accepted us, what with our realistic rendering and all. 1.3103 0.06802 87 68 11 8
1482 I think it's time to get the flock outta' here! 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1483 I hear they're planning to go on the lam. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
1484 Think if we just sit here that we will get herd immunity. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1485 Should we try their groomer? 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1486 This new job makes me so sleepy for some reason. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1487 Finally at herd immunity 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1488 A good sheep will do that. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1489 Okay, let's eat one. But just one. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1490 They are planning something 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1491 I just don’t like the idea that they think I’m bossy 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1492 I’m back. You can punch out now. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1493 The free haircut is what sold me on the job. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1494 Okay, now explain to me why so many of these guys look like you! 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1495 Do you think they'd go for a shaggy dog story? 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1496 The hardest part is tracking your inventory without falling asleep. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1497 'its not a vaccine, man...its so that they can track you...' 1.3095 0.06978 84 66 10 8
1498 I think we should let them unionize. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1499 Your right, this job's so easy you can do it with your eyes closed. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1500 Come on, you can tell me now, I’m not really the father, am I? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1501 All we like sheep. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1502 Every time I count them, I get drowsy. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1503 This doodle thing has gotten out of control. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1504 I say we take a break. They're sheep - where are they going to go? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1505 I don’t think this is the dog park 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1506 I keep counting them, but it makes me fall asleep. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1507 I now realize that I always wanted to be one of them. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1508 I just received another micromanagement complaint. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1509 Gotta confess, I’d rather be a cattle dog. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1510 Just what were we supposed to be doing? 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1511 You wouldn’t believe how skinny they are under all that wool... 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1512 I just don’t see the resemblance 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1513 Trust me. You will appreciate being a sheep dog rather than a sheep in due time. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1514 Hey, you're right. From behind, they do look like puppies. 1.3077 0.07882 65 51 8 6
1515 Why don’t we eat them ourselves and then cry wolf? 1.3077 0.07140 78 61 10 7
1516 Your job is safe as long as you never learn to count. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
1517 I’m just sayin’ Rosalyn, they don’t look like me 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1518 Which one is Spartacus? 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1519 So let me make sure I understand this - you told your therapist that you were feeling sheepish about socializing these days, and THIS is what she recommended?! 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1520 The only way I can count them is with lots of coffee. 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
1521 I didn’t think they were serious when they told the kid they were bringing us ‘to a nice farm upstate’... 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1522 Our bleating heart is acting up again. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1523 We'll blend right in! 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1524 Where do you get off calling me a control freak? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1525 Oh for sheep’s sake! 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1526 Of course I sometimes think about killing and eating them... 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1527 You can handle eitght yourself. I'm going to go roll in that stuff over there. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1528 Just fit in. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1529 Call Dr. Fauci." "Have we reached flock immunity? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1530 Look, we either need more sheep or one less sheep dog. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1531 You herd them home - wool bothers me. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1532 There's always one who goes against the flow... 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1533 So, can you tell which one is the wolf? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1534 I tell you, this is shear madness. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1535 I hear the usual, "You never caaallll, You never wriiite!" 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1536 It's the Jojoba conditioner 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1537 I haven't had a haircut since the lockdown began! 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1538 I hear they taste just like chicken. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1539 Why can't the sheep be more like a dog? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1540 No, I don't mind the name itself. I just feel like it limits our possibilities. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1541 Don't you think sheep & sheepdogs are simpatico ! 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1542 Dr. Fauci would not like this social distancing! 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1543 The pay here is such kibble. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1544 You need a haircut. Where did you get these and what makes you think they are ours? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1545 Baa is so much easier on the vocal chords. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1546 Ok, what did you say to that one this time??? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1547 Never count 'em when driving. 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
1548 Who let the sheeps out? 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1549 Poor guy; he’s still pining after Mary. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1550 Do they count dogs if they can't sleep? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1551 Phew! And they only blame cows for contributing to global warming. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1552 I thought we would have puppies together. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1553 I'm thinking a nap would be good right about now... you? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1554 The brothers' obsession with their family's genealogy took an unexpected turn that day. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1555 The boss is fleecing us. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1556 They ARE mine. They just haven’t been groomed yet. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1557 500 years of unnatural selection and they all look like us. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1558 It's Spring. I'm afraid we're all going to get fleeced again. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1559 You ever wonder who’s the genius that picked us to be on the lookout? 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
1560 He's been bahs ackward from the day he was born. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1561 Are we sheep in "woof's" clothing? Or am I having that dream again? 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1562 What is a sheep’s favorite newspaper? The Wool Street Journal. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1563 The big trick is keeping the wool out of your eyes. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1564 Do you think they suspect we're wolves in sheep dogs clothing? 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1565 These little guys give me the woolies. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1566 I don't think we should tell Bo Peep. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1567 Okay, we got them all together, now what? 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1568 So you want to ask them to be your Zoom background? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1569 I lent them my shampoo. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1570 You're getting too philosophical, Sam- they're just sheep. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1571 I know you have trouble sleeping Harold, but I told you to count sheep, not collect them. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1572 Make sure they never find out they're being raised for their meat, or they'll start living each day like it's their last. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1573 No, Frank, we're not. But we're sheep-ish. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1574 How did we get labeled like this? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1575 What?! When I asked you for birthday gift ideas, you said 'something in merino'! 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1576 Keep and eye on that one. He doesn't believe in herd immunity. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1577 Lt'l Bo Peep really screwed up when she blew this gig. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
1578 Just try to blend in 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1579 You're right, this is easier than cats. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1580 "What do you mean 'what sheep'?" 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1581 Don’t be fooled, beneath their fleece they are as different as you and me!! 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1582 Harry, wake up! 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1583 Remember, act like a wolf. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1584 Does this cut make my ears look big? 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1585 Let's go take a nap. They've got herd immunity. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1586 You watch ‘em for a while. I keep getting sleepy. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1587 No, this year they want them each 6 feet apart. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1588 Finally. Herding from home wasn’t getting us anywhere. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1589 I’m so used to being remote. I’m not really sure what to do back in the office. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1590 Bet you can't guess how I know which one is the wolf! 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1591 I told you not to flirt with her, Rex. I told you she wouldn't be able to take her eyes off of you. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1592 Who said anything about a wolf in sheep's clothing? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1593 I know a place that makes awesome artisanal mint jelly. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1594 Look, that one has her head on backwards! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1595 Too bad the kennel is closed, but I've heard this place is just as good. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1596 Well, when in New Zealand... 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1597 Hold up, you said the plural for sheep IS sheep! 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1598 'Five dollars I can fit them all in my mouth.' 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1599 Have you ever had cotton candy? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1600 I thought you were watching the ninth one, Stan. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1601 Hey, wake up! We're not done counting! 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1602 Don’t be shy, just introduce yourself 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1603 Baa all you want, fur is not wool. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1604 Seven more and we'll have herd immunity. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1605 Maybe they mixed up the vials at the pregnancy center? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1606 We'll have to take you off the Night Shift if you can't stop counting them. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1607 Say whatever you want. They don't speak dog. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1608 I sure hope you're right. I can't take all this hair any longer. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1609 I do NOT believe these are my puppies! 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1610 They seem a little Sheep-ish to me. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1611 Blend in but don’t speak. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
1612 But I've counted them TEN TIMES and I'm not even sleepy! 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1613 They may look like Aunt Hilda, but they aren't related. They're called sheep, and they're delicious. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1614 Have you been abiding in the fields long? 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1615 Remember, they're just sheep. We're dogs. We're in charge. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1616 Hey, are you awake? How are we supposed to get a head count of these guys if this keeps happening? 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1617 We all get sleepy in the afternoon, Shep. That's why I never count them after lunch. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1618 Stop asking questions, we identify as sheep now. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1619 Look at it this way, if they all behaved the same we would not be needed. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1620 Stop counting the sheep. You need to stay awake! 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1621 You know, I didn't have to be a sheepdog. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1622 I'll fall asleep if I have to count them. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1623 Wolves, Bill. He said to watch out for wolves. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1624 Herd mentality really works” 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1625 The path of fleece resistance 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
1626 I can help you get more followers 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1627 ‘Hairdressers are still closed’ 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1628 Fuck off, Steve. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1629 Should we take them all back to the Mar-a-Lago Club? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1630 I prefer mine medium rare 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1631 I know what they call us... but what do we call ourselves? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1632 Yeah, they hate it when I call them 'sheeple'... 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1633 Hey Lou, I got it covered. Most of the flock is working remotely now 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1634 I was born for this job. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1635 I miss working from home. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1636 I know what you're implying but honestly, none of them look anything like you either. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1637 If you don’t trim your bangs soon, you will neither see nor herd. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1638 So, this is what they call herd immewenity? 1.2985 0.07672 67 53 8 6
1639 Don't you ever feel like an outsider? 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1640 You dosed off again. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1641 I just hope it isn’t shearing day.” 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1642 Did you forget to tell them that I'm not a sheep dog?! 1.2979 0.05202 94 73 16 5
1643 I sense they’re planning a breakout. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1644 You saw the shepherd’s new policy, it’s important that we make them feel heard 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1645 The boss keeps insisting on packing in close, but I just don’t think that’s socially responsible 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1646 Did Mary send you last month’s lamb-sitting check? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1647 It's okay. They have herd immunity. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1648 So, no bells went off when the costumer told you these were sheep's clothing? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1649 Don't go all woke on me. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1650 I told them about lice. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1651 We seem to be overstaffed. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1652 Yeah but, Yoga Goats don't pack well in standard luggage. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1653 So how long have you been a plushy? 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1654 How many times do I have to tell you, you’re not one of them. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1655 You thinking what I’m thinking? 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1656 Just remember, it's "baa", not "bark!" 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1657 Herd immunity, ya heard? 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1658 This job has gotten way easier since the shepherds embraced GMOs. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1659 who let the sheep out? Woof woof woof woof 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1660 Are these the voters trump wanted to count? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1661 They're so used to be quarantined there's nothing for us to do! 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1662 Thanks for helping me out. Every time I try to count them I fall asleep. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1663 All I'm saying is that I don't want the sheep to define me 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1664 All I'm saying is that lamb chops SOUND pretty appetizing right about now 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1665 What are we doing here again? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1666 Shepherd told me this morning we have imposters in the flock. Yep, that's right - fake ewes. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1667 I think they’re on to us. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1668 This is not what I had in mind when I agreed to an open marriage. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1669 Whaddya think those dogs are talking about? 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
1670 This would be easier if we knew how to count. 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
1671 Is it wrong if sometimes I just wish they could tell me what to do? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1672 One of your sheep is BAAAAAAAACKwards! 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1673 Let's count them backwards. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1674 Are you sleeping? 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1675 I think we’re over staffed. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1676 I’m so glad you stopped by to see my little Q-Tips. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1677 So, do you think their hair is naturally curly ? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1678 I'm thinking of a word that rhymes with "button." 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1679 Which one is Dolly again? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1680 I don’t care how silly they look, these are the most comfortable things I’ve ever slid my feet into. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1681 Definitely not enough to get through the whole night. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1682 Just keep your distance at shearing time. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1683 Yeah, I like the work but I want to move out to a farm one day. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1684 You know, we should get a shepherd. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1685 I said you should've just bought sleeping pills 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1686 Let's see if any of those facial recognition program really works. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1687 OK, I got to eight, now what? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1688 Nah. I say second cousins, once removed. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1689 Keeping an eye on them is easy. Just don't count them. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1690 Blaaaa, blaaaa blaaaa... 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1691 Is Bo Peep coming back, or not? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1692 You didn't even notice I've had my hair done for the company picnic photo. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1693 I mean, where's the challenge? Where's the growth? Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1694 I heard that the boss has a staff infection. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1695 All I'm saying is that if we form a union, we'll have the bargaining power to get the 2 bones a day we deserve 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1696 See Bo-Peep, I told you I found them. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1697 You'll love the fringe benefits of this job. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1698 We’re safe; nobody’s looking for a wolf in dog’s clothing. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1699 They won't suspect wolves in sheep dog's clothing. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1700 I love ewe. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1701 I can’t tell if you’re still counting them or fell asleep. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1702 Herding hard or hardly herding? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1703 So I says, I says to ‘im, countin’ sheep ain’t all that baaaad. I’m a good boy, ain’t I? 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1704 I said watch them,not count them. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1705 Look Bill — they don’t wanna unionize, they’re just sheep 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1706 Muttony on the Bouncy ...your turn! 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1707 Alright we’ve got 8 left, let’s hope the ambien kicks in soon 1.2927 0.05752 82 63 15 4
1708 They call us “sheep dogs.” I’m no lawyer but to me that sounds like a prima facie case for eating at least one of ‘em. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1709 For once, why don't we let them chase us? 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1710 Whatever you do today, don't start counting them. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1711 Be careful they don't pull the wool over your eyes! 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1712 How about a sweater? 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
1713 Ewe four's got your six. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1714 Just try not to fall asleep on the job. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1715 You would think that at minimum wage, we could at least help ourselves to a lamb chop occasionally! 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1716 True. Sheepdog is a lovely name, but it does carry very limited career choices. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1717 And I told him, 'If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?' 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1718 Poor guy’s in a tailspin, but you’ll get him turned around. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1719 Do you want me to count them for you again? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1720 I consider myself a dog before a sheep dog. Why do these jerks get define who I am? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1721 We are the sheep and the sheep are us. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1722 Which one did you say was the cute one? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1723 Ever feel a bit sheepish? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1724 Why isn't he here?? Is he pulling a Godot? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1725 You told me we'd have the place to ourselves tonight. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1726 Stop counting and wake up 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1727 You ever wonder what these things taste like? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1728 Why am I a "sheepdog" when they're just "sheep"? I'm a dog. Why can't they be dogsheep? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1729 It's finally shear season! Only place I can get a haircut. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1730 Let's play whack-a-sheep! 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1731 Are you sure you’re the father? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1732 Is 'sheeple' offensive yet? 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1733 How come they get a free hair cut? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1734 We’re totally flocked. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1735 It’s just like herding cats. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1736 Do you ever wonder why we were chosen for this job? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1737 I feel like we were made for this. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1738 I know they only have four feet, but that's not what "six feet apart" means. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1739 Hey... you awake? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1740 Remember, we don't mingle with them...unless a wolf shows up 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
1741 You are not your work! 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1742 I’ve always liked a sheep date. 1.2909 0.08478 55 44 6 5
1743 Mornin' Ralph; Mornin' Sam. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1744 You get a haircut? I can’t tell. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1745 Remember what our lawyer said: we split everything down the middle. 1.2907 0.05196 86 62 23 1
1746 Frankly, the boss shouldn't be surprised that we keep falling asleep on the job 1.2907 0.05196 86 62 23 1
1747 Imagine what they'd look like in color! 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1748 Guess how much they want to charge me to treat my insomnia! 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1749 Should we get a hair cut when they do? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1750 If that dog makes one more Ed Sheer-an joke I'm going to lose it, Al." 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1751 You mean we're named after these things? 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1752 We say "Woof", they say "Baaa"; why can't they learn to talk? 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1753 I thought it would only be you. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1754 OK, we rounded them up, now what do we do with them? 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1755 Why is there always one that does the direct opposite? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1756 They say eventually we'll all start looking like each other 1.2903 0.05737 93 73 14 6
1757 Isn't it so much easier to herd these teacup sheep? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1758 Which one is your kid? 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1759 So this is herd immunity... 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1760 Can I trust you're not a wolf in dog's clothing?" 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1761 I'm thinking of getting out of management and into distribution. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1762 So, we guard them until they're old enough to be made into dog food. What am I missing here? 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
1763 Relax, they were all baaaccinated. 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
1764 Alseep already? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1765 Do you think they're on to us? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1766 I think a real part of me wants to be found out 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1767 Ya know, come shearing time, I just might get in line. 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
1768 These group photos are always so awkward. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1769 Now that I know he wants us to chase them, I don't really feel like doing it. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1770 We don't need any wool to pull over our eyes. 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
1771 You weren't kidding when you said sheep seats. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1772 You snore. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1773 I think we can see them only when we turn our heads like this 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1774 Are you sure these are our kids? 1.2895 0.07210 76 61 8 7
1775 Welp, there's eight of them and only two of us. Now what? 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1776 No, seriously, remember how good the scraps were that they fed us when they cut the herd down from 9? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1777 I think it's time we develop a shepherding app. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1778 They're hard to tell apart. Except for Shaun. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1779 The best part? I get to count them every night. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1780 Ordering on E-Flocks is always risky. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1781 Baaa humbug. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1782 Watch that one on your right. We've got to keep this causus facing the same way if we're going to get anything done. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1783 They're half-siblings... 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1784 The genetic test said second cousins. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1785 I, for one, prefer them to sheeple. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1786 Are you good with faces? They all look the same to me. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1787 They told me their furlough from counting is just temporary while they wait for herd immunity to kick in. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1788 sorry honey that you're tired but how often must you count the sheep? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1789 I just feel like my career is so predictable. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1790 I can’t sleep by counting just to eight 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1791 I am sooo tired of that canned dog food. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1792 Witness Protection says we will fit right in. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1793 This is much better than those Zoom herdings. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1794 Excuse me - Ms. Bo-Peep sent me over to ask you a quick question.... 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1795 Why aren't they called "dog sheep"? It's not fair. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1796 Remember! After the adoption, it'll be "litter" --- not "flock". 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1797 Stewart had decided a DNA test was long overdue. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1798 Have you fallen asleep? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1799 Mutton' Going On Here 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1800 Just relax... We already have the herd immunity. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1801 You're still denying it wasn't that visiting Ram. I can barely look at 'ewe.' 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
1802 Management has made one policy change. We count sheep at the end of our shift. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1803 Day in, day out, same ol' same ol' - don't you ever hear your inner wolf howling? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1804 Hey folks, these dogs really think we are the ones who are having an identity issue. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1805 This job makes me sleepy 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1806 Herd but not seen? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1807 I dunno, Carl... an angora collar just feels disloyal. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1808 Insomnia again? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1809 Do you think they know what we are here for? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1810 He’s always wanted to be the black sheep. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1811 Are you counting sheep because you want to know if they are all here, or you just want to take a nap? 1.2875 0.05394 80 58 21 1
1812 And you said we’d stick out 1.2875 0.05092 80 57 23 0
1813 I still think you’d be better off with Tylenol PM. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1814 If Odysseus could do it, so can we. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1815 Think they're gonna shear us also? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1816 The boss ate the pig who usually does this. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1817 Ewe like working here? I herd it’s a shear thing” “It’s not bahhhhd. It beats being on the lamb 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1818 ...so I say ‘interest rates are bound to climb’, and HE says ‘what do you know? You’re a dog. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1819 We're down to eight from a hundred, maybe it's time for a haircut. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1820 No, Bob, they don't want you cutting their hair again. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1821 Bud, wake up! And don't you dare count them again! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1822 I only need about 5 1/2 of them to achieve herd immunity. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1823 2-B is MINE 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1824 Wolves were our ancestors, right? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1825 The one on the left's the trainee. Start the blitz when I yell "Baaa!" 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1826 I have this craving for lamb chops tonight. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1827 You have some explaining to do. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1828 This is like...24 bags full. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1829 Really?! You think those might be dogs in sheep's clothing? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1830 Don't look now 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1831 They're talking in code now, saying "god" is their shepherd. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1832 I’ve got the song Wooly Bully stuck in my head. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1833 Come on, you never wondered what mutton tastes like? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1834 Look, if we skim a little off the top, who's gonna know? 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1835 I’m tired of the bangs. What would you think about a perm? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1836 I used ‘23 And Me’’, absolutely no relation” 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1837 We all need haircuts, that’s for sure. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1838 I agree that they’re not going anywhere, but don’t you think that could be a problem? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1839 They've pulled the wool over your eyes again. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
1840 I’ll be the wolf , this time! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1841 No, don't count them... Ralph? Ralph? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1842 Size does matter. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1843 Let me see that DNA report again. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1844 I think they may be catching on to our wolf-in-sheepdog’s-clothing disguises. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1845 On the other hand, I can't complain about the work-life balance in this job. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1846 My other job promised a vaccine, but I am going for herd immunity. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1847 I've applied for a job at the neighborhood pre-K 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1848 Every time I do a head count I fall asleep. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1849 Did you fall asleep on the job again? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1850 Now that we are here, I am feeling a bit sheepish 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1851 I am glad we are back, zoom does add a few pounds. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1852 They taste like chicken. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1853 Do you think they take us seriously? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1854 I don’t know Jim, would non-vaccinated sheep be herded so easily? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1855 Resisting self-haircuts for the Pandemic was a baaaahd idea. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1856 I’ve been thinking of leaving for greener pastures 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
1857 You’re adopted. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1858 Eye contact is not your strong suit. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1859 'C'mon, this is how we'll get herd immunity." 1.2842 0.05219 95 73 18 4
1860 I mean nothing negative by calling them sheep. But we are sheepdogs... warriors! We walk the hero's path! We live to confront the wolf! The moment you forget that you become a sheep 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1861 When is Mary getting here ...all this baa baa is getting on my nerves! 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1862 You claim to be religious, so I’ll stay here and YOU go look for the lost one.” 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1863 This job should qualify us for 'Hero's Pay" 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1864 Will that red light EVER turn green? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1865 I'm amazed we got them to sit still for this photo. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1866 I don't think this is the kind of herd immunity they are talking about. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1867 The secret is Velcro. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1868 I feel a little sheepish telling you this, but I have a thing for ewe. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1869 Ok, don't look but I think we got a runner. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1870 Do we have enough for a team? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1871 Yes, but ‘flock’ can also be used as a noun. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1872 Ha, look at these dumb, gullible sheep. They'd never understand what it's like to be unique, intellectual individuals like the two of us 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
1873 It's herd immunity, not indifference to the job 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
1874 It's not very stressful. They're all well behaved. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1875 You've got one misaligned. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1876 Did you hear the one about the shepherd with a new hearing aid? When asked what he did for work, he replied, “You don’t have to shout. I herd ewe.” 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1877 Watch that one she never turns her baaaack to me. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1878 If we have kids, are they called Lambdogs or Sheeppuppies? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1879 I guess were just supposed to know how to do this, right? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1880 No, fuck ewe! 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1881 It’s called QAnon, trust me they will follow, they’re just sheep 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1882 It’s not how I thought the elite eight would turn out, but my bracket still looks good. 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1883 Who can tell the difference anymore? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1884 STOP COUNTING THEM! You fell asleep again! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1885 They're saying that they can't trust us if we can't make eye contact with them. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1886 Well, yes, it WOULD be my dream job if it weren’t for the wool allergy. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1887 Do they know that we know that they know? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1888 Told 'ya, Marge. This is what I do all day and why I can't work from home 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1889 If you turn sideways you can see sheep! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1890 Now what are we supposed to do? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1891 How come our kids don't bark? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1892 You at least got the 'white fluffy' part right! Next time try concentrating more! 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
1893 I thought we were hired for our skills, not our natural camouflage. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1894 wearing a mask won't help 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1895 Is Shaun still working from home these days? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1896 Get your head out of your grass, we're taking a photo. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1897 When are daycare centers opening up again? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1898 He’s having a bad mohair day. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1899 What the hell are we gonna do when they bring back woolly mammoths? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1900 What type of Dog Park is this, anyways? 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
1901 I’m telling you. Straight is out and curly is in. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1902 Yeah, Ralph, Mary only had a little lamb, but that was way before cloning came along. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1903 Did you ever think that they should have been the ones to go to obedience school? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1904 Let's travel to a place 'where we can blend in with the locals', isn't that what you said? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1905 I tried working from home, but it was a disaster. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1906 Nutritious? Check. Docile? Check. Easily managed? Check. Washable? Check. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1907 I thought you were bringing the shears 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1908 I think it’s time we got the flock outta here. 1.2817 0.07555 71 58 6 7
1909 So we aren’t lambdogs? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1910 So glad to be back at work, dude, but shouldn’t we be wearing masks? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1911 All I’m saying is you could ask them for some styling tips. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1912 Their baa is worse than our bite. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
1913 You can partially see if you cut it. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1914 I should warn you that, if a wolf shows up, I'm outta here. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1915 I heard we could get a free haircut here! 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1916 if we're sheepdogs, are they dogsheep? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1917 I don't care what anybody says – we could do this with cats. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1918 Do you ever feel like you were one of them in a former life? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1919 Ever since I got this job, I’ve been sleeping much better. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1920 Honest, I was just trying to help that sheep through the hole in the fence. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1921 So who was YOUR favorite Shari Lewis puppet? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1922 I keep telling my stylist that bangs went out in the 90’s but he just doesn’t care. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1923 Woof in sheep’s clothing... close enough. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1924 When they bring them in for shearing, maybe I can get a little trim and a new part. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
1925 They’ll pull the wool right over your eyes. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1926 So it turns out I did not need eyeglasses after all 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1927 One of them is a Wolf! 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1928 They're jerks, they won't even smell my ass. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1929 There’s always one who won’t smile 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1930 Let's put on the wolf outfits again. I want to watch them freak out. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1931 Every time I get to 9 I fall asleep. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1932 Warp and woof; warp and weft. Whatever! 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1933 Ever think the sheep are herding us? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1934 They must take after your side of the family 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1935 Empathy? I have worked here for 15 years and suddenly I'm supposed have feelings for these guys? Shaun, are you listening? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1936 I'm tired of being stereotyped. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1937 How many times I told you, just count them as they jump the fence, you don’t need to invite them into your dreams. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1938 I know how you feel, I'm tired of following these guys my entire life too. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1939 Is this what they meant by herd immunity?!! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1940 Is it 3 feet or 6 feet? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1941 Watch what happens when I howl like a wolf. It never gets old. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1942 Look, as much as I like being back at work with you, I forgot how bad they smelled when I was doing this over Zoom. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1943 How else are we gonna get a haircut? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1944 Do you think they’d miss one? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1945 Remember, your line is baa 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1946 I don't know. How many were there yesterday? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1947 They’re not saying anything. Should we be worried? 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1948 I know we’re just supposed to guard them, but I can’t stop wondering how they’d taste. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1949 This job puts me to sleep. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1950 Should we tell them everyone has herd immunity? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1951 If you superglue them together, they're much easier to herd. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1952 I preferred when we doing this online. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1953 They’re upset. Trump isn’t on the ballot. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
1954 So all your talk about animal husbandry was not a marriage proposal? 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
1955 Let’s sleep on it and do a recount I the morning. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
1956 Remember, just try to blend in. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1957 These sheep are planning some outrage. 1.2785 0.05233 79 60 17 2
1958 Just once, I wish one of them would offer to herd us for a change. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1959 ... and probably they think THEY got a big hair day! 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1960 Identity theft was the least of my worries. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1961 Shep told me one of these is a cross dresser. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1962 Can you keep an eye out? I think that one is trying to start something. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1963 How many more do we need for herd immunity? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1964 Shhh. I’m a wolf in sheep-dog clothing. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1965 Sure they make great throw rugs, but honestly, they taste like furballs. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1966 This is nice and cozy. I almost hate to break it up." 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1967 I took a buyout. But somehow being "put out to pasture" doesn't seem any different to me. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1968 Do you ever get the feeling we're adopted? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1969 Just because it's been bred into me doesn't mean I like it. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1970 It might not seem that glamorous, but don't forget that Moses started out this way, too. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1971 You've got to stop counting them during your shift. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1972 I'm telling you bro, it's anti-canine propaganda--The Boy Who Cried "Woof"? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1973 It's not so much working-from-home as it is living-at-work. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1974 I don't know why this job is making me so tired. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1975 Just ate? Or just eight? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1976 We need a new hairdryer. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1977 Baahruff 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1978 Still trying to sleep,huh? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1979 I’m not sleeping on the job! Are you sleeping on the job? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1980 I love working with animals. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1981 I think they are related on our mother’s side. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1982 I can't see a damn thing, but it feels really soft in here, what about you? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1983 Now, what do ewe have to say? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1984 You think they herd us? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1985 I bet Darwin and Mendel are turning in their graves. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1986 All I am saying is, yes, you're an excellent sheepdog. But you're still just a sheepdog 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1987 I just don’t trust them, and they all look alike. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1988 No kidding? I have cousins who dress just like these guys. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1989 You know, I have this sneaking suspicion we're not sheep. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1990 Ok you said this job was us going out on the lamb? 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
1991 So anyways I was thinking lamb chops for dinner tonight. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1992 Hiding here among the sheep was such a brilliant idea - not! 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1993 Has my baaaark changed? 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
1994 I said I needed more sleep? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1995 No, really, they'll do whatever we tell them to do... 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
1996 Feels good to come to work, doesn't it? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1997 I said sheep's clothing, not sheep-dog's clothing! 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1998 The one in front of you didn't get the message. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1999 Are we called "mutts" because we're supposed to eat mutton? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2000 Your sheep or mine? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2001 They don’t have eye shades. Its their eyes, their creepy, staring eyes that freak me out. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2002 This job just puts me to sleep,Karl. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2003 At this point, I could do this job in my sleep. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2004 I don’t appreciate the stigma. What if I just like wearing wool? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2005 One in every crowd 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2006 It seems like they need direction 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2007 Right dog: "I've been saying it for years Walt. What's good for the goose is good for the gander." Left dog: "These are sheep Harry" 1.2762 0.05975 105 85 11 9
2008 Do you think that we can get herd immunity? 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
2009 You just watch over them and herd them. No lingering eye contact,suggestive comments or inappropriate touching. This is the 21st Century! Got that? 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
2010 Beat it. I’m working this flock. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2011 But I do worry that someday they may plot a rebellion. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2012 Oh no — did you bring an extra pair of sheep’s clothing? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2013 Looks like they are trying to pull the wool over your eyes again. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2014 Is this the sheepdog convention? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2015 Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his ewes 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2016 This is the trial size flock. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2017 Which one is Mary? 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2018 Let's stay sharp so no one pulls the wool over our eyes. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2019 How come they can see wolves and we can't ? 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2020 Look, when I said it was a job instead of a calling, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2021 Watch out. They're forming a union. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2022 So how do you like working for ewe-ber? 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2023 Look, Barry I know you want to be on Broadway but we're living in crazy times. Shepherding it is! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2024 Then some days I feel like I'd like to taste one to see what all the fuss is about. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2025 Bet ya can't just eat one! 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2026 I can’t believe we got $1,400 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2027 Every family has a story Ancestry Dot com 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2028 They told me there would be chickens 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2029 I had dreams of being a management consultant. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2030 I swear to god, it’s like herding cats sometimes. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2031 The kit didn't come with any directions. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2032 What's our endgame here? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2033 I keep falling asleep when I try counting them. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2034 Ewe seen one, ewe’ve seen them all... 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2035 If you consider it objectively, you'll agree that we were drawn too big. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2036 Counting these guys makes me sleepy. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2037 Their fluff and stance are good but you need to work on alignment. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2038 Well, are they all accounted for Bert? .... Bert?............Hey Bert? 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2039 Don't you miss working from home? 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
2040 don't take it the wrong way but I want a paternity test 1.2742 0.08022 62 51 5 6
2041 I respect her non conformity 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2042 Hey ewe! Turn around and face the camera! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2043 You're SURE that wolf is just a cartoon character? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2044 This herd ain't big enough for the two of us. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2045 I sure wish I had curly hair! 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2046 Do you think they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2047 Are you done counting those sheep already? Hey,wake up. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2048 Don't you wish that for once we didn't have a contrarian. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2049 Rex instantly felt the benefits of the insomniac workshop 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2050 "Me too. I spend a lot of time gathering wool. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2051 ...and she said i've no ambition. Can i crash at your place? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2052 Act normal okay? We might blend. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2053 I feel like I have imposter syndrome. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2054 I'm trying to channel my inner sheep and calm the wolf inside of me. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2055 So are we work-friends or friends-friends? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2056 The self-herding training is completed tomorrow we work remotely. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2057 I can't believe they haven't caught on to us yet! 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2058 I'm just temping until the next campaign. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2059 Rumor is you inspired the song 'Wooly Bully'. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2060 I'm not sure this really requires two of us. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2061 Maybe they’ll think this is what herd immunity looks like. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
2062 I'm sorry, I just find them cuddly. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2063 Yeah, it does get a bit boring but if you try to visualize the wardrobe potential and the color opportunities, it's kinda' trippy. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2064 I get the best sleepon this job that I've ever had. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2065 Hey, wake up! I told you not to count them. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2066 So this is what you got when you went through Ancestry.com? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2067 Frankly, I never had one pull the wool over my eyes. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2068 How do you know the red one is missing? We can't count and we can't determine the color red. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2069 I find that pretending I’m a dog really helps me fall asleep 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2070 Soon the farmer will shear you instead of the sheep! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2071 I always have three or four espressos before work. And I'm also totally innumerate. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2072 Let's risk it; eight deductions is eight deductions. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2073 Frankly I just expected more from life. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
2074 Whatever you do, don't start counting them 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
2075 If they ever get an Alpha male all bets are off. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2076 They won't budge; something about a herding immunity 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2077 Sheep are not as fun as balls. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2078 You did remember the mint jelly. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
2079 Another hour and we should be immune 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2080 Look. Sheeps. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2081 Listen Marv, I’m just going to come out and say it. Sometimes I feel like a glorified babysitter. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2082 The good boys cried woof. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2083 Well, one of us has been unfaithful. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2084 I feel like the New Yorker does a lot of cartoon contests that feature sheep. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2085 Nonsense! You see as well as I do. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2086 Should we just sit here while they look contented? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2087 Ok, I'm sorry I said I like the Babe movie. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2088 Let’s wait a while longer. Godot is bound to come. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2089 Clearly, they’ve never herd of social distancing. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2090 Sometimes, I think they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2091 What sheep ? I don't see any sheep 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2092 Have you seen any wolves in here? I heard foxes were guarding the henhouses in Georgia. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
2093 OK - now what? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2094 Feelin' a little sheepish? Nudge, nudge, wink wink. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2095 Do you want to tell him, or shall I? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2096 Not all wolves are bad, you know. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2097 I’m really not sure this plan to sneak in early to get the vaccine is going to work, Barry. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2098 If you'll turn that little guy around we can finish our group photo. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2099 Face front, Sally. You're the reason we're having this workplace harassment training. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2100 I consider myself more of an influencer. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2101 The pups are looking more and more like me every day! 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
2102 I told you Rogaine would make our lives easier! 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
2103 Count them. It works better than sleeping pills. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2104 They just flocked to me! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2105 I can't get a read on you, but I say let's do it! I believe it's called a perm. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2106 Hey, I guess that I should tell you - I’m really a sheep in dog’s clothing. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2107 Every time I do a headcount I start getting sleepy. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2108 Don’t be sheepish about this. You’ll fit right in! 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
2109 Max was no longer amused by Maxine's sheep stories - filled with endless bahs and bleeps. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2110 Who do you think does their hair? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2111 Yeah, we only have seven of them facing the right way, but we'll tell the farmer that we have eight, since we rounded them up ! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2112 This whole being a “sheep” thing isn’t half bad, huh? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2113 "Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep." 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2114 I’m finding that these days, I’m identifying more and more as a rat terrier. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2115 Evolution sure has made our jobs a lot easier. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2116 Do you find it ironic that we eat Limited Ingredient Lamb dog food? 1.2703 0.05198 74 54 20 0
2117 What should we do about the Bernie voter? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2118 Don't you think we should tell them ourselves before they they hear it from someone else? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2119 Oh! Let’s round ‘em up anyway. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2120 You figure out which one is Dolly. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2121 Sheepdog does not come close to explaining what we do. I’d prefer “Director of Operations”. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2122 Maybe we can get sheared when they do. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2123 I’m headed for DC, looks like there might be a Major job opening at the White House soon. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2124 There's no charge. Just ask for the George Clooney cut. The Mamas love it. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2125 I heard that in New Zealand unemployment is consistently low in our field. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2126 I don't think they suspect us 1.2703 0.05198 74 54 20 0
2127 Are you sure they are all mine? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2128 I say let them herd themselves. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2129 What do you mean you want a paternity test? 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2130 They promised me squirrels. We got fleeced. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2131 Can you feel the shear excitement? 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2132 If it's a flock of sheep, why do we herd them? For a shepherd? Explain to me how English makes any sense. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2133 You're creeping me out. Please stop saying "baa", OK? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2134 You Okay? You look a little sheepish. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2135 Damnit, the black sheep got away again?! 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2136 Can you count this time? I can barely see and I keep falling asleep " 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2137 As long as you don't pay attention to the squirrels, we'll be okay. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2138 Should we adopt another one? 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2139 Be honest, when you're hungry, you recognize we have more in common with wolves than sheep. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2140 How much longer till herd immunity? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2141 Is it wrong I want to taste one? Just a bite? 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2142 So you’re the new mouton cadet. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2143 Check out those sheep, dog! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2144 Dr. Nygaard said I just need to try to be more assertive, but I feel like they're my friends, you know....? 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2145 I think we are really fitting in! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2146 Now, if we could just find that Mary... 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2147 I say they're all Republicans. How about you? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2148 I'd count them, but I just had a nap. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2149 So, have you herd.... 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2150 The New Yorker wants me to say something funny, but I'm sure their readers have herd it all. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2151 I hate it that I can't tell them apart. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2152 # 1What happens in the meadow stays in the meadow 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2153 Just keep an eye out for anything that looks like organizing. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2154 I told you we should ask for directions. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2155 There you go acting all sheepish again. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2156 I told you we should have gotten a perm! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2157 Hairdressers have been closed for a while now, haven't they? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2158 ...I hope they know the difference between Mutton and Mutts! 1.2685 0.05113 108 86 16 6
2159 The problem is counting ‘em and staying awake 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2160 I hear that new technology is going to allow a shearing of middle management. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2161 Just ignore him. He's convinced he's the black sheep. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2162 Hey Fred. Did you fall asleep counting them again? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2163 Ok, they're in solid lump formation. Now let's start humming "Raindrops keep falling on my head..." to get them through the gate. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2164 Are you sure that one on your right is not a wolf? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2165 Me and you, Bud... We got herd 'em unity. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2166 Vaccine haircuts for everyone. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2167 Honey, you cannot rescue another sheep In this pandemic! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2168 Management expects us to keep track of inventory but the work puts me to sleep. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2169 There used to be 10. I haven’t slept in days. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2170 Pretty sure its wolf in SHEEPS clothing, not dogs. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2171 Sweetie, have you been cheating on me? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2172 So I overheard my owner saying he wants a new sweater. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2173 I always wondered how we look like with curls. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2174 Yeah, we’re called sheepdogs but truth is, I don’t know ewe from Adam. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2175 I thought ewe were counting them 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2176 Woof. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2177 Why are we called sheep dogs, but they aren’t called dog sheep? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2178 Do you think we are safe hiding here_ 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2179 So, you really think "one less sheep" will be noticed at bedtime? 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
2180 He identifies as rearward. 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
2181 I need an Ambien. Counting sheep just doesn't do it for me. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2182 Did we lose our token black sheep? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2183 Well, Fred, technically there's eight feet between us. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2184 Try it. It's fun. Say Baaa rk! 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2185 I guess I misunderstood what Sheep dog meant. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2186 I feel a bit sheepish. My kibble is lamb and rice. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2187 I thought perms went out decades ago! 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2188 Picture the floor after your last haircut. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2189 Don't look now but I think we've lost all perspective. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2190 I disagree--counting them is exhilarating 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2191 Time for diversity training? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2192 I heard that if you promise them a wall to keep out the black sheep, they'll follow you anywhere! 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
2193 'There's always a sheepish one in a group photo." 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2194 What do you mean 'work'? I thought this was a take-out line. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2195 You couldn't sleep either? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2196 After a while you start to look like them 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2197 They're having an argument, let's run for it 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
2198 Wool shrinks. We must be acrylic. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2199 Looks like perms are coming back. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2200 Are you sure I can’t have one for breakfast? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2201 I wanted to get close to my real passion - knitting. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2202 So what did you mean by “just friends”? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2203 Remember, they’ll never let you be one of them. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
2204 I don’t think he understands herd immunity. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2205 There are fifty-six of them by sheepdog year rules. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2206 Come on, you gotta be tired of dog food too. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2207 Who's the father? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2208 CAREFUL, I THINK THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS A WOLF! 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2209 What do you think? Are we blending in? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2210 And how are we supposed to guard them when we can't see forward? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2211 Remember your training and beware the power of the bark side. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2212 Who were you with three months ago? 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2213 Typical Christmas card group photo. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2214 I counted all eight of them and I still couldn't get to sleep. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2215 It's a little off but do you think it will work? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2216 How often do we need to tell Little Bo-Peep to leave them alone, and they'll come home? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2217 I said sheep’s clothing. Not sheepdog’s clothing. We look ridiculous. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2218 I love dressing like the locals. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2219 Everyone...look at the camera 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2220 I know you see me, but do you really SEE me 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2221 I’ve been having insomnia, any suggestions? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2222 Back-to-back Employee of the Month awards and NOW you are Mr. Serious? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2223 someone should talk to the NAACP about this 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2224 Herd any good ones lately? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2225 If we lay low we can get a free haircut. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2226 I think we need to get the flock outta here. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2227 Forget 23 and Me; your a sheep dog Jake! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2228 Quick! Wipe that sheepish smile off your face! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2229 We're not supposed to clean our ears with them, but it feels sooooo good. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2230 Someday, when they all run for office, they'll regret this blackface group photo. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2231 I've received a very lucrative offer from the mountain lions... 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2232 Hey Vincent, do you ever wonder if they dream when they are asleep? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2233 Major, I think we picked the wrong costumes 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2234 Little Bo Peep cut overtime. So ‘Leave them alone and they’ll come home’...Or not. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2235 I'm going to become a woof in sheep's clothing. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2236 This is the group that went to HR about bullying. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2237 This was too easy. Wait till they find out they're heading for the sweater shops. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2238 Tell Cottonball there at your right that her butt's gonna show in the promo shot for Sheepherder's Monthly if she doesn't turn around. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2239 Are you kidding me Dave?. WAKE UP!!!! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2240 Leading from behind, I love it. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
2241 I told you it's no big deal. We will do cats next. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2242 I don't think they should vote. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2243 It’s a great gig but watch yourself: it’s easy to fall asleep when counting sheep. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2244 If you need to fall asleep, it's better to take an Ambien. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2245 So two dogs and a bunch of sheep walk into a bar ... 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2246 Where's Mary? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2247 So how come none of them look like my uncle Harry? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2248 I’m telling you the fleas are coming from the sheep 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2249 Here's my flock! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2250 He’s in training to become a black sheep..the first step turning his back on us 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2251 I still think dressing alike for the family photo looks silly. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2252 We'll never fall asleep... 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2253 They complain that they’re sheep but I swear, they want to be herded 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2254 The fluff is tasteless and gets stuck in your throat. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2255 Ya think they're related? 1.2632 0.05085 76 56 20 0
2256 I feel somewhat sheepish. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2257 What are you doing after work? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2258 So many sheep, so little time !! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2259 I'm growing tired of the mattress sales pitches! 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2260 Start counting them and see if you don’t fall asleep too! 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2261 Really, we’re not so different. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2262 No problem Newt. They still think the election was rigged. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
2263 Looking for a good mint sauce recipe 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2264 I already have everything planned, I know who'll buy us the wool, just say yes 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2265 I say we quit this job and have lamb chops for dinner. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2266 Figure eight! Let's herd them into a figure eight! 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2267 Don't expect to pull the wool over my eyes with that old shaggy dog story! 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
2268 The trouble with sheep is they look so much alike that you can't tell 'em apart. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2269 I can't see jack... 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2270 They'll ask you to count them. Don't. It's a ruse to put you to sleep. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2271 We are going to the Capital. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
2272 Have we reached herd immunity? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2273 Oh sheep, ewe mean they’re not ours? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2274 They look a little sheepish to me! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2275 there is always the odd one 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2276 Today you be the wolf and I'll be the heroic sheepdog. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2277 Looks like we have a couple of sheep in woof’s clothing 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2278 Soon we will be replaced by 5G microchips 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2279 Duh, we can call my cousin, she's a border collie. Nah, she'll put US in the barn too! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2280 Don’t know about you, but I am NOT following Mary. Did it once...didn’t end well. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2281 Hey Roger, see Snowflake over there? Yeah, Bruce. What about him? He thought it meant, “Make America Grassy Again,” and voted for the other guy. Schmuck. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2282 ‘Keep your eye on #2, he could be trouble. Seems like a non-conformist.’ 1.2625 0.05409 80 63 14 3
2283 I'm not blind. Just tell me who their real father is. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2284 This whole 'wolf in sheep dog's clothing' idea just might work out. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2285 Let's walk these kids to school then check out the new Lassie they got for crossing guard. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2286 On your resume don’t say eight. It’s a ‘great big flock’ when no one is counting. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2287 I like to think of myself as a Sheep Educator and Security Consultant 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2288 I don't know about you, but I feel sleepy all day. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2289 We do it because it's either them or us. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2290 Feeling sheepish is their problem, not ours. 1.2619 0.06800 84 70 6 8
2291 I guess these sheep were in the jury that chose last week finalists 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2292 Why do they keep calling us variants? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2293 And that’s when I realized, I was the wolf in sheep’s clothing. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2294 I cannot wait for the groomer to open back up, with all this quarantine fur they're starting to mistake us sheepdogs for actual sheep! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2295 You count them, it makes me fall asleep." 1.2615 0.05493 65 48 17 0
2296 It's not politically correct, but at Easter I eat a lamb chop or two." 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2297 Hey get a load of the one on the left - what a babe! 1.2615 0.07683 65 54 5 6
2298 Looks like none of us were brave enough to shear ourselves at home, huh?” 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2299 I feel redundant. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2300 It’s not great money, but the wolf was at the door. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2301 Hey Dolly. Not sure this cloning thing is perfected yet. What think?!? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2302 Hey Ewe ! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2303 Four for each of us! Okay? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2304 They didn’t look this sheepish over video conferences.... 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2305 If only the dog groomers would reopen, I could actually see the things I’m supposed to herd. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2306 The vegetarian beef substitute tastes okay, but there's no way they can duplicate the taste of real mutton. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2307 Even after an eyebrow trim, they all still look alike. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
2308 I know they say you look just like your pets after a while, but I think it's that new conditioner. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2309 Can you believe what they're making out of poodles nowadays? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2310 I'm telling you, it taste just like chicken. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2311 What the...! Did you teach him mooning? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2312 Okay, this time you count them and I'll stay awake. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2313 You know Mama did play around a bit? 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2314 I don't think we look a thing like them. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2315 What if they know something we don't? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2316 From this perspective, they all look the same. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2317 At least they can see each other. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2318 Such small eyes. It’s a wonder they can see anything. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2319 « Actually, I disagree with Romer’s theories on integrating technological innovations into macroeconomic analysis. I mean, asif it was that easy, pal » 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2320 Ewe really pulled the wool over my eyes as well. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2321 They're strangely silent for cats.” 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2322 Must have been a gene mutation. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2323 Watch that one in front, he's pull the wool over your eyes. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2324 Don't they know dogs like mutton? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2325 Am I adopted mom? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2326 It’s the latest thing Max, HERD immunity” 🦠 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2327 Do you ever fall asleep counting them? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2328 I've been counting them four an hour, but I'm still not sleepy. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2329 Open you eyes, they're right in front of you! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2330 So,what do we do now? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2331 But in a topsy-turvy world, do you suppose they'd protect us? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2332 Haha they don't even notice 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2333 I had a great night Ronnie, but I can't work out which of them it was. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2334 I heard that counting sheep will help us get over that fence 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2335 Best way to get a free haircut. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2336 There’s something you’re not telling me. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2337 Wool gathering? Runner at 2 o'clock! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2338 I don’t know about you but I feel like I’m the one being watched 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2339 Dear, are you still awake? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2340 When do we let them travel again? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2341 I’m just saying, anatomically we are close enough... 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2342 Now you listen here... No, not ewe! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2343 So what’re you doing after the shearing? 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2344 Looks like you and the poodle were friendlier than you led me to believe 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2345 I'd count them for you but I keep falling asleep. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2346 What do you say we try teaching them to sniff each other's butts? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2347 How’s that covid haircut working out? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2348 Just act natural. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2349 These poodles really need a haircut. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2350 The questionnaire asked what do you identify as 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2351 I hear they’re shearing this week, do you want to make an appointment? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2352 I wonder if they know we're not vegetarians. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2353 So, we both agree that “Babe” was crap, right? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2354 Hope his wife keeps yapping, that fence looks really high. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2355 Doesn't it seem that our entire reason for being here is nothing but fluff? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2356 We are baaaad dogs! 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2357 They’re using the cheap conditioner, again. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2358 One more "herd" pun and you're dead! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2359 There's one in every flock. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2360 Seriously? You've never had mutton curry? Its to die for! 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
2361 Dom't let on that you know they're not really afraid of you 1.2586 0.08363 58 49 3 6
2362 ' Good news Bob! I hear the humans passed a 'shear relief' bill. Say goodbye to that quarantine scruff! ' 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
2363 All they all accounted for? Wake up, Chad! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2364 Do you have something to tell me?? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2365 The pay would be much better if we could do this with cats! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2366 I keep counting - I'm still awake. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2367 Keep your eyes peeled Ralph, I 've got a feeling one of these guys is gonna make a break for it. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2368 There is a difference between herding and leading Dear. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2369 Can you please count them? Every time I try I get drowsy. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2370 The trick to not eat so many that anyone notices. It's called pacing. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2371 The sheep's in the meadow, cow's in the corn. Where are the dogs in this equation? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2372 Looks like we know which one farted 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2373 Their hair salon must be closed too. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2374 I can't wait to find out whether we become yarn or mutton! 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
2375 Hey wake up! You tried counting them again, didn’t you? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2376 Honey, no counting 'til bedtime! 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2377 Shaun got it backwards again. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2378 Honey, of COURSE you're the father! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2379 I’ll Take the Fuzzy One! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2380 Good book, but I can't pronounce Proulx either. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2381 Their leader claims herd immunity. She wants masks off. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2382 Shouldn't we keep them 6 feet apart? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2383 This is a piece of cake. Ever try herding kangaroos ? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2384 I have counted all of them and I still can't sleep. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2385 It's always ewe, ewe, ewe. What happened to us? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2386 After the past administration- I’m about tired of the whole ‘following like sheep’ thing- what about you Buddy? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2387 Watch out, I think that one is trying to fleece you. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2388 I know I have hair in my eyes, but I still say something's not right about this litter. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2389 I’m beginning to wonder if we were adopted” 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2390 Woof in sheep clothing 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2391 The bad news is they may try to pull the wool over our eyes...the good news is I don’t think it’ll make much of a difference. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2392 What comes after eight, man? Oh no, I’m going to be up all night 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2393 Frankly, I think they should be called dog sheep. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2394 They’re not really mine .I’m just watching them for someone else. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2395 Just closing your eyes won’t work. You have to count the sheep while lying down.... 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2396 You still going to stick with that working late story? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2397 Did you eat the black sheep, when I was out? 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2398 Unless they spread out, there are going to be layoffs 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2399 A thousand a head and no one makes a peep. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2400 What is 10 minus 2 again? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2401 I feel that you have gotten us in with the wrong crowd 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2402 7 sheep can't be wrong,this movie's good! 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2403 It was better to herd them over Zoom. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2404 So he titled it “Catcher in the Rye” but I never felt he really understood what we do. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2405 I’m just saying... why is it never a sheep in wolf’s clothing? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2406 Rex, is it true that you're relocating to the corporate farm upstate? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2407 ''Did you clock in?'' 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2408 This now completes your training as a Sheepdog. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2409 Ewe or me? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2410 Maybe their 'baa' is worse than their bite. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2411 Isn’t it more fun when they’re running loose? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2412 Your side, your problem. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2413 A rebel sheep-- contradiction in terms, don't you think? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2414 Relax George, once you make the appointment they don’t even check. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2415 I think they figured out we are Labradoodles . 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2416 Oh, c'mon....this is shear bliss. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2417 Lamb shank again tonight? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2418 They’re making fun of you, I herd them 1.2568 0.07215 74 62 5 7
2419 No need to be so sheepish about this 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2420 Imagine if we were doctor dogs or pilot dogs. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2421 It is like looking in a mirror. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2422 This home schooling is driving me nuts! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2423 Let’s yell “WOLF!” and see what happens..... 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2424 If it weren't for you, I'd be having an identity crisis. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2425 I didn't sheep at all last night. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2426 Let’s graze with them and just see if they really embrace diversity. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2427 I love all of them. You chose. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2428 Nothing like a formal greeting. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2429 Have you ever thought about fate versus free will? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2430 When are you going to tell your parents that you want to be a seeing-eye dog? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2431 We’re just asking you to take a DNA test. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2432 How much longer should we keep Little Po Peep in suspense? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2433 Only one way to find out who the wolf is 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2434 Beatrice fell fast asleep, having counted all eight sheep 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2435 Asleep yet? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2436 This will be a party once the beer dogs arrive with their flock. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2437 Do you ever feel like a sheep in wolf's clothing? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2438 CALL BO PEEP! 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2439 Anytime I try to work out how many there are, I fall asleep. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2440 I’m just having a little off the top. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2441 Who farted? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2442 These sheeple will do just about anything you tell them to do. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2443 I still can’t tell. Are we guarding them or are they guarding us? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2444 "I know it gets lonely out here, but honestly she's not that into you." 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2445 Stop counting or you'll never be able to fall asleep tonight. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2446 They did say, In Vitro & Cloning are not mutually exclusive? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2447 I don't believe we're related, but I still don't think we should eat them. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2448 Lost count, fell asleep, and woke up at the crack of noon. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2449 I'd be ok with letting them wander around a little if someone would just cut our bangs. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2450 So I'm reading this great book: Release Your Inner Wolf. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2451 I never wanted to do this, I wanted to be a lion tamer 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2452 I didn’t sleep so well last night. I’m just couldn’t relax, counting sheep was too much like work 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2453 I kinda had a late lunch but I'd share one. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2454 Hey Bud, that sweetheart is eyeing you with a sheepish grin! 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2455 To be honest I just want to go home, but they always beat me 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2456 The party invitation said there would be herd immunity. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2457 I'm tellin' you, this whole 'wolf' thing is a hoax! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2458 OK Harry,I count Eight sheep,where are the other Four? We had a dozen yesterday. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2459 The one looking at you is the one I told you about. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
2460 At least we only have to guard nine sheep 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2461 Reminds me of certain groups of people! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2462 I don’t want to hurt them. I just wanted to herd them! 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
2463 Will you stop mumbling? Did you say eight or ate? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
2464 Ewe’s not fat, ewe’s just fluffy. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2465 Guess you could call us woofs in sheep's clothing. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2466 See I told you a little CBD would calm them down! 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
2467 I remember it as "Fully Wooly" by Sam Sham and the Pharoahs! 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2468 I think some of them are just in sheep's clothing. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2469 I was told we were going to the Rams game. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2470 Stop counting! You’ll never stay awake. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2471 They say one in eight sheep still believe he won the election and refuse to watch any news conferences. 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2472 In 1933 FDR gave us the New Deal. In 2021, Biden will give us the BF Deal! 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2473 I wonder what Ancestry.com says about this? 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2474 After we’re vaccinated, I’ll get a haircut and then, and only then, I say we count ‘em. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2475 Who wears it better ? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2476 Just tell them the wolf will pay for the wall 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2477 I think we need to recruit an Aussie cattle dog For this mob!! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2478 I'm feeling flocculent today! 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2479 Shouldn't it be Dogsheep? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2480 I keep wondering, why couldn't we have given birth to rugged, independent thinkers like ourselves?" 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2481 You fell asleep again, didn’t you? 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2482 Boss says no food or water after they get in line to vote. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2483 Is it my imagination or are they looking a little sheepish today? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2484 We can split one. Nobody will notice. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2485 I’m just glad to be done teleworking. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2486 Odysseus is under one of them. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2487 I hope you're sleepy 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2488 Remind me to never watch over Mary’s belongings again. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2489 ha, I knew it, you WERE with that curly headed Ewe down the road 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
2490 And then there were eight, face it George. I’m not buying that two of them went to Sephora for makeovers. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2491 Seen one, you’ve seen ‘em all. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2492 Sheep, dawg. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2493 How do they blink? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2494 Seriously, how do you tell them apart? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2495 Bah. Bah. No Black sheep?!?!? How politically incorrect, and wrong 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2496 Baaaaaaaaaaark! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2497 You said 'woof,' but they heard 'wolf.' 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2498 I could do this blindfolded. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2499 Then it's agreed. The next round of cuts will again exclude management positions. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2500 its like a bakers dozen, they wont know if one goes missing. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2501 So are we like Schnoodles and Labradoodles? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2502 Think they'll get the vaccine? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2503 OK, got the sheep, now how are we going to make them jump over the fence?" 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2504 How do you say 'MOVE IT!'?" in Lambese? 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
2505 Have you heard…” “Course I herd, I’m a sheep dog 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2506 Don’t feel embarrassed. We all do it. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2507 would they notice if one was missing? 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2508 OK, let's just eat the troublemaker on your right. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2509 It's harder to recognize them without their red MAGA hats. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2510 Do you ever wonder if maybe we’re abusing our power? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2511 I just don't see the analogy. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2512 She told me it happened the night I was drunk 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2513 Yeah, have to agree. I think they control us. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2514 They're sneaky - don't let them pull the hair over your eyes. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2515 If a turkey dog is a hotdog made from turkey meat, what does that make us? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2516 I don't want a haircut either 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2517 I'll give you treat if you can figure out which one of these is the wolf! 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2518 They are helpless, so I herd! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2519 Remember that orange sheep? Sometimes you gotta love the wolf 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2520 Oh, Ewe again. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2521 I'm just not sure this job is really challenging me. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2522 And another thing, don't count them... unless you're due for a nap. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2523 They kind of remind me of miniature marshmallows! 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2524 Are you kidding? Of course it's just like herding sheep! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2525 He acts like the black sheep of the family. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2526 What'd'ya say we go into town tonight and herd some cats? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2527 Do you think I need a haircut? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2528 When they get to “nine”, release the melotonin. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2529 are you sure? the last guy said he couldn’t count and i ended up working every night shift. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2530 The others said they'd be back in half and hour. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2531 Which one is the wolf in sheep's clothing? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2532 We can't take them anywhere, I don't have enough masks. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2533 Stop me if ewe'v herd this, but wool'd ewe baaa-lieve... 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2534 Sure, it's boring, but the bennies are sweet. 1.2526 0.05068 95 76 15 4
2535 Hey,Hey Floof,did you fall asleep again. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2536 How would I know if there were any missing? Dogs can’t count. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2537 Who pulled the wool over your eyes? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2538 I fall asleep just looking at them. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2539 Do we have to count them when we go to sleep? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2540 I wanted to be a show dog but failed my SAT. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2541 This flock ain’t big enough for the both of us. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2542 Name one politician who’s this good at getting cooperation. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2543 My advice is don't try counting them unless you want to get fired for sleeping on the job. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2544 Every time I count them, I fall asleep. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2545 You know I ate one once? Was constipated for a month. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2546 On my count. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2547 In my experience it's better to herd sheep than to be one. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
2548 1,2,3,4....zzzzzzzzzzz 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2549 Looks like you already counted them. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2550 Better than being a wolfhound. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2551 Can you watch ‘em for five minutes while I go take a leak? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2552 Well, my wife gets angry if I DON'T come home smelling like wool! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2553 I told you it was going to be a piece of cake. They're into herd immunity. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2554 If you're free later, wanna roll in some poop? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2555 ... five, six, seven, ei... 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2556 is this what you meant by going on the lamb? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2557 To them, we're always just going to be wolves in sheepdog's clothing. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2558 Hey Dave, you still awake? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2559 Do we have herd immunity yet? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2560 Working from home has its advantages, but sometimes it's so hard to unplug. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2561 I don’t get it. First they tell us to stop gathering and now they let them open the baaas. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2562 Let's play a round of "Fluffy Fluffy Marshmallows". 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2563 Sometimes I feel more sheep than dog 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2564 I hear they can't wait till the salons open. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2565 This is making me so sleepy. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2566 No, THEY are called Dog Sheep. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2567 Tell me again, do we herd them, or do they herd us? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2568 Does it ever concern you that the farmer might realize he doesn’t need the both of us? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2569 This job looks politically incorrect to me, or am I being too sensitive? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2570 They say we're close to herd immunity. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2571 I wonder who came first, them or us? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2572 They’re just giving us the run around. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2573 Jeez, I dunno, what IS the difference between "ovine" and "bovine? 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
2574 Do you think they're thinking anything ? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2575 Second star to the right and straight on till morning! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2576 There's only 8." "I thought you were counting. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2577 Watch it! They'll pull the wool over your eyes. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2578 We need to get the flock home 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
2579 You had one job.... 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2580 I keep falling asleep when trying to count our charges. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2581 I feel like we should belong here, but you know, I never really feel welcome. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2582 Something about this job makes me sleepy. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2583 How could you? We have our dignity to uphold! 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2584 Do you think they know we can’t see a thing? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2585 One word: "mutton". 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2586 We could claim them as dependents, they look just like us! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2587 Ba-by sheep, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2588 C'mon, man. You've never even tasted one? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2589 I'm considering switching to a trans-species sexual orientation. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2590 I guess I misunderstood what they meant when they said herd immunity 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2591 Makes you think though: which came first, the sheep or the sheep dog? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2592 Uh oh... I think they're trying to start a union. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2593 They elected him to watch us! 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2594 Since you're new here, we start you out with tiny sheep." 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2595 Management's expectation is to not fall asleep on the job. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2596 Since they got high-speed Internet access, they’re beginning to question our leadership. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2597 'Be alert! Remember the definition of a Sheep Dog. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2598 The ad said Chic Dogs! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2599 Who would have thought my insomnia problem would pay off?! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2600 Think of yourself less as a sheepdog and more of them as dogsheep. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2601 Stay on top of that dude on the right. Looks a bit arrogant. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2602 Think about it, we can train that one sheep to be the leader, then we can go on vacation. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2603 I don’t really know how to say this so I’m just going to say it. They offered me the cow promotion. I know how bad you wanted that job and I know you’re the one that told me about it, but it was open to everyone. I feel bad. Please don’t hate me. I’ll put in a good word for you. Fwew. I feel better. Do you feel better? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2604 Do you think I should get a perm? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2605 Is this the line for a haircut? Shear madness, Randy! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2606 My wool allergies are killing me 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2607 Hunnie, we’re going to get fired. Ethel is about to make a run for it. I told you three times this week you’re due for a trim. It’s like I’m talking to a wall. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2608 They’re Ewe-anon believers 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2609 Be a lamb and watch the floc while I get my COVID shot. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2610 I don’t know why they’re acting so sheepish around us 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2611 You have to herd them without counting them. Toughest part of the job, I tell you. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2612 When you said, "eight sheep," I thought you . . . 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2613 Looks like some of them gained the pandemic 15. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2614 Look at it this way, they’re good for insomnia! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2615 Can’t believe they are making us herd to get that immunity.” #thatswhatsheepsai 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2616 This should be enough for the power napper 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2617 When counting them doesn’t knock me out I just read their diaries 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2618 Tell her it's Ed Shearing 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2619 And YOU said you only go there at night to count them so you can sleep! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2620 Looks like ewe got turned around. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2621 There seems to be a trouble maker in every bunch these days! 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2622 Is counting sheep making you tired, too? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2623 They're great for cleaning out your ears 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2624 Can't you see, Sam, she has her eyes on you. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2625 So, the night you spent in the barn with that ram -- "just talking". You wanna confess now? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2626 I think this is what herd immunity looks like! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2627 Hey, we're fluffy enough. Let's blend in! 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2628 Which direction do you think this convergent evolution is going? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2629 I think they heard you say “UGG”. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2630 I did the hunting and gathering. You take it from here. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2631 I think it's the accent that's giving you away. 1.2469 0.04821 81 61 20 0
2632 These things keep putting me to sleep. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2633 I really prefer the stick method to the carrot. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2634 I have no idea how to tell them apart, do you? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2635 Sheila, I want a divorce. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2636 Our hair stylist would have a field day. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2637 You may be a working dog, but I’m a talking dog, and I think we both need to bark. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2638 You stuck, too? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2639 Shift's over dude. Wanna grab a beer before you doze off? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2640 Take my word for it, they look just like you. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2641 I tried to count them, but I kept falling asleep before I got to them all. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2642 All of these were in D.C. on January 6th,but they say the two of us have to go back to Delaware because people are afraid of us at the White House? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2643 We are guards, not diners....Guards. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2644 I’m an insomniac too! 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2645 You'll never guess what I herd. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2646 There's always a sheep trying to be different in these group photos, I'm glad it hasn't happened this time 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2647 ...and then you place advertising IN the article. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2648 They say it’s a ‘dog eat dog world’ but these sheep look pretty tasty 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2649 What should we have for supper? Mary had a little lamb. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2650 I love sheep so much I promised to marry one, but convinced her that 5 year engagements are typical. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2651 I'm so bored. Let's chase 'em off a cliff. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2652 Will we be sheared too, do you think? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2653 They're looking a little more sheepish today. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2654 By the way, wasn't that 'you-know-what' just delicious with the mint sauce? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2655 Wait, what are we supposed to do? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2656 For dinner, I was thinking l-a-m-b-c-h-o-p-s again. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2657 They always want protection around Eastertime. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2658 Do you like to knit? There seems to be an abundance of yarn here, 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2659 If only they'd gambol a little. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2660 Dressed as sheep dogs was a good idea 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2661 Are these guys pulling the wool over our eyes or do we just need haircuts? 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2662 Last night, on guard, I was to be disquised as the decoy, but I am morally opposed to doing blackface. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2663 I’m a huge fan of your work! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2664 . So they said kids will go back to school next month. Not soon enough. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2665 Is this the ticket-holders' line? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2666 I hope you can get to sleep quick. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2667 You clearly missed the memo on diversity and inclusion. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2668 Always keep them between you and the wolf. Gives you time to run. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2669 Remember, pick your battles. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2670 Why do they get sheared, but we can't get our bangs trimmed? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2671 I heard you. The wolves are coming. But can you just for once let me enjoy what it feels like to be at the top of the food chain?? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2672 Oh, Millie...so that's what happened when you went on vacation! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2673 So are you a dog on the lam or a lamb putting on the dog? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2674 Remember to stop at the end of the cliff. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2675 ain't seen that black sheep dude but heard he's pretty baaaad. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2676 Shep, I think I've achieved herd immunity! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2677 Cut your hair and you, too, can become a world class herder! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2678 I tasted mint jelly at Costco 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2679 I understand your rationale but I still want a DNA test. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2680 They don't know you're not a sheep dog so lighten up. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2681 So, you say I'm Sheepish? Is that an insult, or a compliment. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2682 Yes, we have a minion. No one has to know that sheepdogs aren’t actually sheep. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2683 I never thought our kids would look like this! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2684 Stop counting! We're essential workers. No naps allowed! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2685 Their ‘baa’ is worse than their bite. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2686 So this is your first security gig? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2687 Don't do what I think you're going to do, to fall asleep tonight. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2688 Honey, have you noticed that none of the kids look like me? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2689 Our fan club is growing 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2690 Labradoodle, Bernadoodle, Goldenbdoodle, I say we go make some Sheepadoodles! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2691 Oh Fred, you fall asleep every time you get to eight... 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
2692 ...and a DNA certificate showing they descended from Bo Peep's flock. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2693 Don't forget under that innocent looking fluffy white exterior harbors the scheming soul of an unrelenting grass eating herbivore. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2694 What was it we're supposed to do? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2695 Feels so good to no longer do this over Zoom. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2696 I know it sounds crazy but underneath all that fluffy cuteness they're pure lamb chop ! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2697 Why am I worried? Demand for wool is way down. They're looking to move these sheep to a low cost country. And, have you seen there is a robotic dog? Used to be you put in your four and a half years and retire. Not anymore. That's why. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2698 Which ones are mine? 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
2699 Do you think we could get them to do the Electric Slide? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2700 The one on the far right is not all that innocent. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2701 Easter dinner, anyone? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2702 They’re not moving until we explain the meaning of herd immunity. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2703 Zoom herding was so much easier! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2704 Are you sure we're not a designer breed of sheep plus dog? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2705 Watch out. I'm pretty sure the one by your right forepaw is about to make a break for it. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2706 Actually,it's only a day job. I'm trying to focus on my acting career. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2707 Your bangs look terrible! I wish we could all get a trim before the Zoom meeting. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2708 Yeah, you solved your insomnia problem, but what we do with these sheep? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2709 I can’t wait for the groomers to reopen. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
2710 Did you hear, Mary got quarantined...again! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2711 New hairdo, Cruz? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2712 I know you’re not really into this, but how many times will we be in Homophone Heaven. We get to tell Mom we ate eight. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2713 Hello darling, woolgathering?"(Apologies to James Thurber. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2714 I don’t know what they want - I can barely see anything. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2715 I don’t care what CEO says, we should join their union 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2716 My Swedish cousin says lemmings are so much less work. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2717 If you keep your mouth shut, we can blend in. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2718 Get the flock out of here. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2719 And then, Walt Disney said... 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2720 Why don’t we just eat them? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2721 It's just not the same since that wolf came down with Covid... 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2722 I took their phones away. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2723 If I don’t take this job now, I may never get another chance to heard cats. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2724 Maybe we're the ones that need finding? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2725 We better scram before they shave us too! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2726 I know I have too many, but I'm having a hard time figuring out which one brings me joy. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2727 Should we give them the stimulus? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2728 Eight is great but I need more to fall asleep. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2729 It’s easy to fall asleep on the job. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2730 ‘How do they get their perms to stay so damn curly?’ 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2731 So, what exactly is a Sheepdog, anyway? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2732 Do I look Australian to you? Let them herd themselves, 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2733 Why couldn't we be called Beach Dogs? 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2734 How much longer do you think we can pull the wool over their eyes? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2735 They say not to clean your ears with them 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2736 It was your idea. I never wanted kids. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2737 Would you think less of me if I told you I want to eat one? 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2738 This’d be a great spot to hide, if you’re ever on the lam. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2739 If we keep them together we could benefit from herd immunity. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2740 How do you know if you are the black sheep of the family? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2741 Maybe we should try 23andMe” 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2742 Wake up! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2743 It's not "baa-wow!" You're confusing them. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2744 I'm going to be right there with you when we march to the Capitol 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2745 What I missed most about the office was the smells. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2746 I can't sleep. What should I do? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2747 I feel like this could have been an email. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2748 Well, actually, I love ewe. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2749 But, but... They're so cute and fuzzy... 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2750 I know. You said that you don't like lamb, but I've got a new recipe that we should try. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2751 She said she would be wearing a white jacket and black boots!? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2752 You know, it doesn’t feel great to be the one to set boundaries every time. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2753 Yes, there were nine, but one was giving me side-eye. contest 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2754 I know you said you didn't, but it's getting really hard for me to believe that you never slept with the ram next door. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2755 I don't like to think of it as sheep herding. I think of it as cloud watching. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2756 Are you sure it's sleep apnea? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2757 Counter-intuitive, isn’t it? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2758 What do you think, can sheep get COVID? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2759 Just one bite... 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2760 Of COURSE they're all yours! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2761 Watch out, he's about to make a run for it. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2762 Try not to blink in the next one 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2763 Remember that time one of these guys was actually a wolf wearing an outfit? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2764 No-o-o, you said, we don't need no stinkin' GPS. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2765 I think everyone just wants to be outside 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2766 Dog 1: “I’ve counted 8. How about you?” Dog 2: 😴 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2767 Dammit Cooper, i said "Get your shit together." Your S H I T! 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2768 I’m so happy to be a dog and not a human, they just don’t know how to live well. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2769 Staying awake is tough. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
2770 That one turned away from the others knows how to protest! 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
2771 ‘Wolves, in sheep’s clothing’? That’s not what I herd. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2772 Your online sleep meds were just delivered. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2773 I'm playing to win, but I'll let you be the judge. Help me pick out three finalists. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2774 I'm done counting. Just pick one, already! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2775 I'm telling you George,you're the only one I've been with. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2776 Have we reached herd immunity yet? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2777 Hey! Are you asleep again? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2778 I wonder if the farmer knows we hang out. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2779 Watch what happens when I howl. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2780 I say we should leave the 8 in the sheepfold, then go and search for the other 92 until we find them. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2781 If they unionize and hire one of their own to supervise we're screwed. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2782 I forget - are we sheep-dogs or dog-sheep? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2783 You gotta believe me, honey. I haven’t been with anyone but you. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2784 They looked a lot bigger online. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2785 Do you kind of want to taste one? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2786 If we had left earlier, we could have sat on the groom’s side. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2787 But does it seem fair to you? He always gets the stick when we’re the ones doing the actual herding? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2788 So...which one did you get? Moderna,Pfizer,or Johnson & Johnson? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2789 Did some %$#! corgi herd you here too? 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2790 I wanted to be a cowboy. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2791 I just wish they'd acknowledge the privileges of the safety net we provide. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2792 I only got to six and fell asleep again. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2793 I need more sheep to count if I hope to fall asleep tonight. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2794 So all she needs to be happy is to be herded? She’s quite the sheep date, huh? 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2795 Okay, so far. But I can't handle the Aussie shepherding me. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2796 What are you so calm for? This is our JOB! And we lost most of 'em? Dog!! . . . GONE!!! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2797 This is shear madness. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2798 This is not proper social distancing. Baaaaad boys and girls! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2799 Baa-Baa means Bow-Wow. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2800 Luckily, they couldn't tell I fell asleep when they were jumping around. 1.2410 0.04723 83 63 20 0
2801 Did you hear, Steve got promoted to herd immunity? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2802 A few more years and I can retire, and start a second career 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2803 Did I tell you my idea for a screenplay? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2804 You're such a sheep in dog clothes. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2805 What kind of dogs are they? Dont' know, they look kind of sheepish though! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2806 For the last time, this isn’t pool, and I don’t care what the corgis next door do. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2807 If you say baa one more time, I'm going home. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2808 I try to keep count of them, but I always doze off. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2809 I think we should start seeing other sheep. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2810 I found them. . .we'll get a reward from Little Bo Sheep. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2811 I still don’t care what it looks like to you Steve. You ARE the father and these ARE your kids! I just can’t understand why you still don’t believe me. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2812 Have you ever seen Brokebark Mountain? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2813 I've got another shaggy dog story. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2814 No, they didn't pull the wool over your eyes. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2815 Tell them about the big bad wolf. They'll believe anything. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2816 Masks are for Border Collies 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2817 I can tell you from experience that having lamb for dinner does not curl your hair. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2818 Harriet, do you see the two bozos that are "guarding us" ? How can they even see from under their mop of hair and bangs?!! Some guardians. Not. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2819 I liked working from home much bettee 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2820 Fred, aren't worried that we're starting to look like them? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2821 I think we had more, but I fell asleep counting them. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
2822 They are just a bunch of dogs in sheep clothing. April Fools 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2823 Let him go. That wolf's gone so deep under cover that he's forgotten his assignment. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2824 Trying to get out of work too? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2825 I'd rather keep people awake then try to round these up. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2826 Day 359 of Covid. I sense a break out. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2827 Could you watch these guys for me, I'll be back in 10 minutes...DO NOT start counting them. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2828 No problem falling asleep early tonight, there are only eight sheep to count. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2829 I guess cats are supposed to be way harder... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2830 Its just a gig job until tax season 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2831 Cool it with the suggestive talk... this is virgin wool! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2832 Everyone is rocking the quarantine hair 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2833 Our bosses think about them before they go to sleep I’ve heard... Management is always crazy! 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2834 They'll eventually realise we're on the lamb 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2835 Either you turn him around or I will, and neither of us would want that to happen, now would we? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2836 But Arturo, we're bird dogs." 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2837 While they’re being shorn we’ll have time for that mani-pedi.” 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2838 'Personally, I'm in favor of the herd mentality.' 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2839 And then she said Arf! Get it? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2840 I think you're right. Fertility lab error. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2841 You're going to have problems with that one ! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2842 Adopted? Nonsence ! That mailman's name was RAMbeau. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2843 They follow me on Twitter, too. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2844 Wow! They really pulled the wool over your eyes! 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
2845 There's always ONE in every flock that doesn't read the conformity clause. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2846 No, they favor your side of the family! 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
2847 If we’re sheep dogs, are these dog sheep? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2848 Honey, when I said 'Let's get married and have some fun!, I never dreamed we'd be counting sheep together! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2849 Nice try. Seven out of eight isn't bad 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2850 I 'm sorry to contradict you but 'Ewe is irregular' is grammatically correct. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2851 Another 100 breeding generations and we will completely blend in. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2852 Lanolin allergy! Nonsense. You just don't want to herd. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2853 Did you try to count them again? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2854 It's only our breed. It doesn't have to be our identity. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2855 I’m just saying; if wolves think they taste good... 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2856 You're management now. You have to show them who's boss. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2857 I know you said seven, but I count eight 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2858 How could you have let them pull the wool over your eyes? 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
2859 I am not a sheep dog. I identify as sheep. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2860 These sheep are tiny 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2861 Just be cool - Max got his vaccine this way. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2862 Ewe ready? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2863 You really don't have to count the sheep. Just count the legs and divide by four. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2864 I see myself as a dream maker. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2865 Ever think about eating one just for laughs? 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2866 You take over the counting, I need a nap 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2867 ...well, what did you think I meant when I said ‘I love ewe’? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2868 Let one of them run and you'll be the black sheep" 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2869 So Ed, how about next time, you herd, and I'll count 'em. Ed? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2870 We could all have so much fun if you could pull the wool over their eyes... 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2871 Grrrrap, another boring hour..........Look! # 8 is getting out while the getting's good!!" 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2872 You said there would be chicks here. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2873 When Little Bo Beep finds out about this, there'll be hell to pay! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2874 What say after this you come over to my place for some mutton? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2875 Let's just be thankful we weren't born as alligator dogs. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2876 She's clearly trying to pull the wool over your eyes. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2877 Don't even think about it! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2878 Can you count?? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2879 Should I get a perm? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2880 I can’t believe we wore the same thing 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2881 We used to be wolves you know? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2882 Why did we wait so long to join the union? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2883 Hard to believe they're deadly martial artists, thanks to their lamb chops. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2884 The secret is drinking coffee before work 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2885 I finally got my sheep together. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2886 these are our variants-2021 mutations". 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2887 If we're influencers then how come none of the these guys ever herd of us? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2888 Did he say woof or wolf? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2889 Socially distant dating: stay six sheep apart if you're not wearing a mask. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2890 They’re sheep. We’re sheep dogs. Get it? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2891 Wool ewe marry me? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2892 I shouldn't have told them I was pals with Major. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2893 Hear me out,pretty soon machines will dominate the sheep dog industry. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2894 She's looking for her black brother. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2895 Whoever this “Baba” guy is, he sure made quite the impression 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2896 I worry that this protracted isolation will prove to be psychologically ba-a-a-d for us. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2897 ...then yada yada yada, she dumps me for an Aussie." 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2898 I’ve herd enough. Let’s go. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2899 I think that they are supposed to follow some sort of verbal command 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2900 I have more diverse friends, now that Im vegan . 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2901 They are worried we might decide to work from home. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2902 Not bad for a beginner. Now see if you can get the others to pay attention. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2903 Do you dig George Shearing? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2904 I won’t let my wife cut my hair, either. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2905 So, when does the coyote show up? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2906 I told you we could get them to run right up the capitol steps and into the rotundra. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2907 I think we're too tall for the wolf in sheep's clothing gig. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2908 Bad career move, I’m allergic to wool. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2909 If there is anything I can’t is an ass backwards nonconformist, radical sheep.” 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2910 They're genetically engineered to maximize wool to body ratio. Idiots. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2911 I'm telling you, these shifty-eyed sheep are up to something. You just can't see it. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2912 IS this what it means to have "herd immunity?" 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2913 I know you didn't want to come in for a group picture on your day off, but would you please turn the sheepish one around -- and I know you know which one I mean. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2914 You know, research has found they can tell us as well as themselves apart. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2915 Am I a sheepdog or are these dogsheep? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2916 How many dogs can claim that they know the meaning of the ditty, ‘Mary had a little lamb?’ 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2917 If we get down on all fours, maybe we can get a free haircut! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2918 I think there were nine of them an hour ago, but what do I know? I'm a freakin' sheepdog. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2919 I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to figure out whether sheepdogs are sheep or dogs. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2920 Something’s up. They look sheepish. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2921 Where'd you get YOUR suit Lobo? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2922 I think it's a purebred heredity issue. They're very short and all they can manage is a "Ba..." 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2923 One...two... Frank, wake up. You fell asleep again counting the ewes. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2924 Let's get some sheep of our own", you said. "It will be great", you said. Well, Ralph, it is not great. And you sit there all the time with that disengaged artist look, I'm sick of it 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2925 Management is more bark than bite. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2926 Just heard them. Leaving the counting to someone who needs it. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2927 Try it - If they start to run, just yell "Stay!" 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2928 Psst, are you still up? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2929 I don’t think the artist knows how to draw sheep. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2930 Sorry, but if I could see I would count! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2931 You ever get sick of all the fluff in our lives and think about maybe getting dreads? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2932 There's no chance we get audited. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2933 If they run out of wool, you're next. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2934 Trust me, this is the best barber in town 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2935 And then I said, “I’ll have my sheeple call your sheeple.” 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2936 Boss says we have to collect more data and count these guys as we herd them. Problem is... I always fall asleep 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2937 Oh these aren’t mine. I just rent from my lamblord. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2938 I don’t think they know how herd immunity works. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2939 This is okay for now, but what I really want to do is direct. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2940 There should be nine. Must have lost one in a dream. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2941 I call them all Fred. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2942 You think they're all followers until they pull the wool over your eyes. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2943 I'm Just saying, "it feels a little pointless." 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2944 Did you ever wonder what they taste like? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2945 Do you think they count themselves to fall asleep? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2946 I'm struggling to wrap my head around herd immunity. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2947 I think they are planning to pull the wool over our eyes. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2948 So, how did Darwin explain this again? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2949 Do we have to flock together? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2950 I forgot to bring my lunch, too. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2951 The pig said my wife is a slut. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2952 Trump: I'm telling you they will follow us no matter how far we go! 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2953 Just imagine how many we would have to watch if we hadn't unionized. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2954 We started with seven, which one you think is a mole? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2955 Try not to growl when you baa. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2956 You get Mr. “I’ll go where I want” today. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2957 Do you ever think they know they far outnumber us? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2958 I wish the salon opens up again soon, I cannot see sheep with this hair 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2959 I think we took the "...in sheep's clothing" part a little too literally. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2960 Rex, this is not what I meant when I said we needed to go on the lam after stealing the farmer's chicken. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2961 Great--nobody seems to have imagined a wolf in dog's clothing. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2962 I wish I could quit you. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2963 Great! Now let's practice some three-point turns. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2964 Stop counting! You're making me sleepy. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2965 What do mean, have I ever had a leg of lamb? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2966 Turn the bleat around. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2967 Glad you got your insomnia under control; 8 is much easier to manage. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2968 Now I’ve herd everything. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2969 Waiting for the poll to come back to know where they want to go 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2970 Ewe come here often? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2971 So, genetically we're almost identical to their predators, yet we're supposed to PROTECT them from their predators?" 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2972 You have to stop thinking of your job as ‘White Priviledge’! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2973 I'm beginning to think you're cheating on me. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
2974 Here's one for you, two dogs walk into a baa! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2975 What's life without your minions? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2976 Hey! I can finally see out of my left eye. There are only eight of them now... 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2977 You said he was a Sheepdog. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2978 Keep your bangs peeled. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2979 Wonder where they get their hair done? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2980 Thank God it's friday. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2981 You'll never have a problem getting to sleep out here. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2982 Now I know why you didn't want me in the delivery room. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2983 When are the barbers open again? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2984 The boss says it's ok to nip, but the ladies have not given me that impression. I'm conflicted, mate. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2985 It could be worse - we could be labradoodles. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2986 Don’t look now but one of them is smelling your butt. 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
2987 Wake-up Ralph, your shift starts in five minutes. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2988 Remember, always count your sheep at the end of the day. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2989 You’re a sheepdog, Mitch. You can’t change careers. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
2990 OK; Let's try nudging. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2991 I think at least one of us is redundant. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2992 You've been acting awfully sheepish... 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2993 Keep your eye on this one. In theory, he is opposed to herd mentality. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2994 Ever get a hankering for mutton? 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2995 A Pomeranian,why do you ask? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2996 I'll have what she's having 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2997 He buddy, watch the one on your right he's about to make a run for it! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2998 They haven’t moved in weeks. I’m starting to think they’re the cardboard ones from that gender reveal. 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
2999 Ok, ready? My record was seven last time. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3000 Think about it man, what if, like, we're the wolves in sheep's clothing? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3001 Creepy little blobs, aren't they? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3002 There's always one, right? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3003 These wolfs look amazing like sheep! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3004 Dang,I left my knitting needles at home,again! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3005 They think we’re (all) related ! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3006 Mint jelly. Don't forget the mint jelly 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3007 They're cute but I still don't see the family resemblance. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3008 All those sheep and you pick the ugliest one. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3009 I think we now have enough herd immunity to safely get a haircut. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3010 Look Shag, it’s genomic miracle” 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3011 I rounded them up. There are 10 sheep. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3012 I know we aren’t that kind of sheep dog. I’m as embarrassed as you are. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3013 Can we adopt them? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3014 I knew it, This year hair trend was the perm! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3015 I can't wait to see where they lead us next. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3016 'Even up close it's hard to tell who's who, don't you think?' 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3017 The lamb looking back does not want to be photographed. Come on man! Get it! Now the age of photography is ovvver.😜 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3018 Hey, I see a squirrel 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3019 We're looking at 24 bags of wool, minimum! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3020 I thought he’d conform once I dyed him. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3021 I hope you made an appointment for a perm! Need some curls to fit in. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3022 I'm taking inventory. What comes after eight? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3023 I count eight. Ewe? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3024 I think I'd rather be in front of them. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3025 You hear about Matt Gaetz? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3026 With all these zany characters and wacky mishaps, this pasture would make a great sitcom! 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
3027 I’ll only say this once, good boys don’t get attached! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3028 Who are you kidding, you are not a real sheep dog? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3029 One of ‘em is not letting them pull the wool over his eyes. There’s a little shepherd in him. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3030 Ewe first. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3031 I must say, it’s nice living somewhere where everyone else looks like you! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3032 As long as we stay behind them they can't chase us. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3033 (Psssst... I got the mint jelly right here!) 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3034 I thought Mary had one little lamb! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3035 We're sheep dogs, now crouch down and blend. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3036 Better tell them that they're sitting at the kids' table again this year... 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3037 It's not that I don't love them, I just wonder when will they ask the question, darling 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3038 How many are supposed to appear before I fall asleep? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3039 Pfizer was approved for sheep last month so we're good. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3040 Does this flock make me look fat? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3041 Protocol is 6 feet apart. You take the four on the left, I'll take the rest. GO! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3042 Shaggy dogs shag shepherd's sheep. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
3043 Y'can't see her, but the one on your right likes you... 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3044 You see? He's the exception that makes the rule! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3045 What's for dinner? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3046 They won’t tell. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3047 Would You keep this Watch for me, please ! I must take a nap!! 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
3048 I don’t think she trusts ewe. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3049 I'm just saying, would they take our coats too if we didn't help them with the sheep? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3050 Okay, lets try the Mutton Hook pass play again. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3051 I can't believe we ran out of sheep's clothing. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3052 They promised that once we achieved herd immunity we could get haircuts again. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3053 Keep your eye on the white one with the black ears--he's a runner! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3054 Maybe if I got a haircut I'd stop bumping into these pigs. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3055 I'd feel more assertive without these bangs. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3056 You’ve got to say “ten hut!” like you mean it. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3057 Rule #1: Don't fall asleep while counting the sheep. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3058 We need more sheep or fewer dogs. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3059 I bet we'd have more if we cut the hair in front of our eyes." 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3060 There's one in every bunch... 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3061 I was hired for my looks. You? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3062 On a cozy mattress with a full belly. That’s how I’ll sleep at night. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3063 Woof. Where'd that black one go? He always sneaks out when we're not looking. Woooooooffffff!!!!! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3064 Whaddya suppose they taste like? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3065 Rove, I bet that shaggy coat you're wearing will warm several humans. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3066 She says it's her best angle. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3067 Not the family reunion I was expecting... 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3068 Ewe complete me. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3069 The eyes say over to ewe. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3070 I would eat one, except I hate all that hair in my mouth. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3071 Can't wait for hair salons to reopen. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3072 I think the one on the right just pulled the hair over your eyes! 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3073 Is this the line for free haircuts? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3074 Did you hear Bob got fired for sleeping on the job? He fell asleep doing a head count! 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3075 I beg you Donald, just walk away 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3076 They’ve become desensitized, Gary. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3077 Have ya herd? 1.2308 0.05082 91 75 12 4
3078 How long do you think we’ll be stuck in traffic? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3079 Can’t sleep.... can you? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3080 Zoom just wasn’t the same. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3081 Sheep ... they’re just like us! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3082 Stop pretending that sheep-dogs can't see. Just turn your head to the right. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3083 Have they been vaccinated? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3084 I'm telling you, they're goats that never cut their hair! 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
3085 And don’t let me catch you sleeping on the job 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3086 Was you supposed to count 'em or was I? 1.2297 0.05108 74 60 12 2
3087 Should we tell them they have the same hair do as Rand Paul? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3088 Do you think they have herd immunity yet? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3089 I can't tell them apart... 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3090 It's the proverbial question. Who came first, the sheep or the dog? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3091 They say one is a you-know-what. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3092 She’s turning her back on herd mentality. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3093 After wonderful wool, how can I go back to sniffing asses? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3094 OK, maybe it's not systemic, but what about social mobility? Why do WE have to watch sheep all day? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3095 C’mon, let’s hang out with the wool kids! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3096 Can you believe this sheep? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3097 Wake up now, it’s time for vaccine 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3098 I told you they were hand wash only. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3099 We'll just get Trump to influence this group and then our job is a cinch." 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3100 Queuing up for a trendy buzz cut? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3101 Mary had a little Lamb. ... What will you have? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3102 But are we essential workers? 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3103 Listen, I don't mean to be critical, but you need to stop falling asleep on the job. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3104 I hear that the Ewegreen sheep got stuck in the Suez. Can I(ne) help? 1.2295 0.07536 61 52 4 5
3105 You get the one on the lam, I’ll get the one off the lamb. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3106 What IS that smell? EWE!! 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3107 Which one is the fake ewe’s? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3108 I don't know what it is. I keep count of them and then I suddenly fall asleep. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3109 Do you think they're lost? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3110 And she refuses to wear a mask . . . 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3111 8. Now, time for a nap. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3112 Are we supposed to be working? I can’t see anything 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3113 Stop counting already! We have work to do! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3114 I’ve got a baaaaaaaad feeling about this. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3115 Okay, Sadie, start talking. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3116 What you say we split em down the middle? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3117 If I get blood on this sheep dog costume, sneaking up on the next flock won't be this easy. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3118 Well , no black sheep in our family 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3119 I disagree. I don’t think I need cultural sensitivity training because I said I sleep better on my sheepskin than I do on the wall-to-wall carpet. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3120 So...what do you think they're waiting for? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3121 Are you still counting? 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3122 Be very vigilant, they can break the filibuster. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3123 You do it this time. I keep falling asleep trying to count them. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3124 So does this mean we’re immune? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3125 There’s no getting the herding done with these quarantine cuts. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3126 I’ve heard of herd immunity, but who are these guys? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3127 Baaa, Baaa, Baaa" I think I've heard it all 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3128 You know, this would be a lot easier if you'd just cut your bangs. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3129 Ralph, don't let them pull the wool over your eyes. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3130 Sam,it's Ralph. Time to clock out. They're on to us. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3131 I don't think we're doing this whole sheep dog thing right. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3132 When do you think the wolf's coming? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3133 Check with ancestry, they may be third cousins. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3134 Should we count them? I heard that's a thing. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3135 Wake up! The whole flock's here, you can stop counting." 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3136 Loyalty to the farmer is all well and good, but I'm just saying, if the benefit package includes dental, we should go with the wolf. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
3137 What do you mean what 10 sheep? I rounded them up. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3138 Is this what Shakespeare meant when he asked to sheep or not to sheep? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3139 The wolf can sell the wool for us, if we let him have the meat. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3140 What makes you think you’re not their father? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3141 Which one’s Joe? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3142 I prefer fur instead of wool. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3143 I told you the Whiffenpoof song would work! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3144 Right rear is getting big ideas. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3145 Just stick to the plan and say “baa.” They will never suspect a thing. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3146 Do they think we are wolves in sheep’s clothing? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3147 I’m just saying, why are we called sheepdogs? Why aren’t they called dog-sheep? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3148 We need to get a different barber. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3149 I tried steer-herding but this is much more laid back. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3150 Good thing the similarly goes no further, Fluffy, or it'd be us in our owners' holiday meals. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3151 Dude, Dude wake up--potential 'on the lam' situation right in front of you. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3152 I told you I know how to make a ewe turn. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3153 Now what the flock are we supposed to do?!? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3154 Hey, wanna toss one of these pillows around? 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3155 Are we ‘woolly’ enough to fit in. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3156 These are the two that are supposed to protect us? God help us! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
3157 A demonstration against shearing? Are you sure? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3158 Ba ba black sheep have you any woof? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
3159 Just remember: each and every one of them could be a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3160 We might be in the wrong line. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3161 I'm glad we are back. I couldn't help falling asleep when counting more than 5 of them via Zoom. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3162 Distant relatives 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3163 Gaetz: “You and I went to dinner about two years ago, your wife was there. I brought 8 sheep and 2 sheepdogs, you'll remember them. They were actually threatened by the FBI..." Carlson: "I don't remember the sheep or sheepdogs at all honestly." 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3164 Did you know am allergic to wool? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3165 Let's start with downward dog. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3166 You wanna play another round of Eight Baa? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3167 Just don't count your blessings! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3168 I think I'll knock off early today and hit the barber's. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3169 I'm considering getting my hair permed. What do you think? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3170 You look sheepish 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3171 No one will spot us here. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
3172 Hey, are you asleep under there? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3173 I think they wouldn’t know if we snuck out for a beer 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3174 One more and we could have a baseball team. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3175 If we stand around these sheep we can get a German work visa—I have a friend who did it. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3176 I just remembered, we’re all out of cotton balls at home. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3177 All in all, I don't think the sheep persona does justice to our ancestral heritage. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3178 Soooo can ewe see anything? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3179 Shall we count ‘em or chase ‘em? 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
3180 Number 2 puts out, but you didn't hear it from me! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
3181 Of course they're not real- we're on that farm where the parents told the kids we were going. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3182 I lost count. How many did you get? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3183 I'm telling you, he's gonna find out sooner or later that our "herding" skills are really "burying their feet in the ground so they can't move" skills. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3184 I thought the eggs came from your sister 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3185 I like them because they're soft and absorbent. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3186 You be woof; I’ll be warp. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3187 It’s my turn to be the bad cop. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3188 Do we get groomed or shorn? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3189 Fur? Wool? Same thing. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
3190 Not baa-aaa-aad for your first day on the job! 1.2258 0.04744 93 76 14 3
3191 Wear your smile man, this one is to promote “back to the office” page in the corporate website! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3192 And then he’s like, ‘I wish I knew how to quit you.’ Absolutely wild. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3193 Sometimes I fear, I am the wolf 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3194 Someone saw you running with a wolf pack. You want this job remember your priorities. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3195 If you fall asleep counting, I’ll round them down. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3196 Hey Roger, you ever think about how funny it is that we're sheep dogs and our job is to watch sheep all day? I mean what are the odds? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3197 Pretending you’re one them really works! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3198 ... and if the wolf had any brains at all, he would dress as a sheepdog, not as a sheep. By the way, my name's Ralph, who are you? 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
3199 Do the math – there was bound to be a litter like this one day! 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3200 I find I sleep better when I stop counting them. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3201 Which one is the new guy again? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3202 You were counting them again, weren’t you! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3203 If we eat one, who'll know? They always fall asleep when they try to count them. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3204 I'm getting a bit hungry, how about you? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3205 How do they get their hair so curly? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3206 Boy, did you misunderstand herd immunity. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3207 Do you really want them voting? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3208 Al, they keep bleating "Herd Immunity", I think it's time to make our move. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3209 They're adopted. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3210 'cept for the wild rowdy black one gone astray, pretty cushy job, huh? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3211 Im a lawyer from Texas. You? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3212 Someone's gone and put us in a children's story again. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3213 I hear they taste like chicken. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3214 I thought you said you heard sheep not herd sheep! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3215 The bleating silence is deafening Harry. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3216 Word on the street says if we look the other way, the wolf will make it worth our while. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3217 Trust me Gisselle, once we’re finished here, we will be ready for the Brazilian beaches. Just act casual. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3218 Want to get the flock out of this place? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3219 Which ones are the sheeple? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3220 Baaaad idea. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3221 Wake up and don't count them anymore. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3222 Dude, cut your bangs. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3223 You gettin’ sleepy? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3224 Trust me. It's better than being the black sheep of the family. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3225 Well, it's easier than herding cats. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
3226 How in hell can they expect us to herd what we can't see? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
3227 They need the wool pulled over their eyes. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3228 They expect service. They're socialists. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3229 I think that one likes you 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3230 Is counting these sheep making you feel sleepy? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3231 Oh dear. There aren't enough sheep here for me to fall asleep. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3232 Boy, can't believe upper management thought having a play date with some goddamn sheep would make up for the paycuts this week 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3233 Just say your grandmother was a sheep 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3234 Let’s appropriate their fur and become maltipoos 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3235 I know, let’s name our first puppy Merino! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3236 When I say counting sheep, I mean differential calculus. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3237 You ask. I'm feeling sheepish. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3238 They’re all iconoclasts until you bite them in the ass.” 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3239 Just make sure you don't start counting them. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3240 They are such impostors. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3241 Only the sheep are getting the vaccine. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3242 OH! I thought they said "MOUNTING sheep" 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3243 Eight more to go :-) 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3244 I I don't know how you can watch over ANYTHING with that hair in your eyes!" 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
3245 I'll be glad when the barbershops open up again. I can't see a damn thing. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3246 I tried to get him to turn around, but you know he's hard of shearing. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3247 Get your sheep together. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3248 That one has always been a bit of a dag. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3249 They do have your eyes. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3250 Well, I hope a scapelamb will work too. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3251 Want to get a beer after work? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3252 At $7.25 an hour we can't even afford a lousy haircut 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3253 Somebody’s pulled the wool over your eyes. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3254 I didn't even see Shaun of the Sheep 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3255 I'm starting to feel like a victim here. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3256 I don’t get it. Why did Tom give a bag of expensive wool to the little boy that lives down the lane? What are we, chopped liver? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3257 Do you think they talk about us when we turn our backs? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3258 Seems like a lot of work for not much mutton! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3259 They know that we know that they know.. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3260 You have to admit it, it's an easy job. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3261 They look kind of cute to me. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3262 Do you have some special relationship with that one, Ralph? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3263 Blend in. They'll never find us. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3264 Vaccine side affect? That’s what you’re going with, huh. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3265 Sheep are, therefore I am. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3266 I feel compelled to count them but then I doze off and have to start all over again! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3267 Their really cute, dear, but they're just not mine. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3268 These non-shedding breeds will never catch-on in the home. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3269 I look forward to the end of the pandemic so we can all get our hair cut. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3270 If you keep calling me Fluffy you'll give both of us away. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3271 I promise honey, working from home will be great! 1.2237 0.06649 76 65 5 6
3272 Stop blaming the sheep. We all know it was you. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3273 All 10 sheep are accounted for. What? You asked me to round them up. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3274 So, which one is Mary gonna pick on this season of The Bahhh-chelor? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3275 I'm still not sleepy! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3276 Blah Blah Blah 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3277 Don't look now but that one over there is making sheep's eyes at you. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3278 My inner dingo is stirring. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3279 Can you just try her again? She must be sick with worry. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3280 I know I said ten but I rounded them up for you 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3281 I could really do with a vodka tonic right now. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3282 I told ewe this was the wrong party 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3283 I’m supposed to take inventory but I keep nodding off. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3284 There's always one refusing to see reason. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3285 JUST LIKE POLITICS. I'LL EAT THE LEFT FOUR! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3286 It’s a good life but it’s all we’ve known. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3287 I see a quick chase in our future. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3288 It’s a little uncomfortable. But you can’t beat a free haircut. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3289 I told you we should have gotten our masks, the herd looks sheepish here. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3290 They thought we would beat this with herd immunity. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3291 I keep counting but still can’t sleep.” “I herd that! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3292 You going to tell it or me ? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3293 Sheep tipping, Harry - it would be just like cow tipping, only sheep! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3294 What do you mean "Act natural!" I thought we were the new shepherds. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3295 Your skills are inferior 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3296 Maybe if I got a perm, people would stop asking if I was their mother! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3297 Which one do you think is the wolf? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3298 Seems like we’ve lost our clout! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3299 Guarding the sheep? Sure! Counting the sheep? No! Puts me to sleep! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3300 I counted eight, how many did you get? Jacque...Jacque? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3301 I said...Round them up,all facing in the SAME direction. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3302 My coat is getting kind of raggedy. You think I could ask them for a wool coat? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3303 I am exhausted. I try to sleep but I can't stop counting sheep. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3304 Did you hear? - They fired Little Bo Peep! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3305 I swear, Martha, there'll never be another ewe. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3306 Either they're fun sized or we are king sized. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3307 Try turning your head sideways. I lost them for a minute there,too. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3308 I’m glad he can’t draw hippos. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3309 That’s right. Sunrise to sundown, no break, only two meals, no elevators, no baths, no treats, no union and, get this, no pay. And the Shepard says “we treat our dogs “VERY WELL”! Ha! 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3310 These are the ones who hadn't jumped when I fell asleep. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3311 I wonder if we could get the farmer to give us that cute hairdo? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3312 I’m known as the sheep-whisperer. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3313 No wonder the sperm bank went bankrupt. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3314 Did you HEAR that? He called me a ‘wolf in sheep’s clothing.’ The nerve! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3315 There seems to be a backup in every crowd these days. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3316 Which one's Curly? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3317 If they're so smart, let's run away and leave them to get home by themselves! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3318 Sometimes I just want to be part of the group. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3319 There, but for the grace of God... 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3320 That one says he has herd immunity and won't participate. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3321 They're distant cousins. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3322 Uh oh, don't tell me this lineup isn't rigged. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3323 Say Jake, did you say roof, woof or wolf? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3324 I like working from home too, but with the kids it just isn’t manageable. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3325 Hey, they're sheep and we're sheepdogs. Life's good, right? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3326 I herd they have immunity. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3327 Come on let me name them — just this once. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3328 Asleep on the job again Fred? You have to stop counting them all the time. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3329 Seriously, you out at 8! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3330 Hey Dave, are ewe asheep? Haha. I can ram these puns into your ears until they bleat. Hahaha! Hey Dave... 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3331 Stop counting them! You can't afford to fall asleep at work again. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3332 They’re sheep, Dog. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3333 Baaaad Boys Baaaad Boys, whatcha gonna do? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3334 I told ya- we should have gone for the curly perm ... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3335 How do I know you’re not one of them? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3336 You can’t keep running around on them like this. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3337 Bark twice if you think we blend in. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3338 I know what you’re thinking, but remember it’s the MeToo era. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3339 So, this is how I die. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3340 Imagine if the wolves knew we couldn't see past this stuff. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3341 We really need to get them to stay 6 feet apart 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3342 One of them likes you. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3343 So, what does mutton taste like? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3344 What’s with the sunglasses? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3345 I got this job while on the lam, how about you? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3346 Have you ever tried counting sheep? 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
3347 I don’t see it, buddy. I still think you’re one of us. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3348 hey,have you herd? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3349 Still having trouble getting to sleep? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3350 To Hell with being a guard dog - I'm hungry! 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3351 Honestly, I like their fashion more 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3352 Even with both vaccines, I still prefer an outdoor haircut. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3353 Are we suppose to be six feet apart or are they? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3354 Uh......I think WE"RE supposed to be in the front for this to work. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3355 One little lamb, two little lambs, three little lambzzzzzzz 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3356 Our plan doesn’t cover melatonin, but it does cover sheep! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3357 It’s a two party system — they have to vote for one of us. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3358 My last herding attempt ended with a close shave. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3359 Yes, I do still wonder if I should have gone into another field, but I’m tenured here now... 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3360 I told you counting them would make you fall asleep 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
3361 I think the shepherd makes then nervous. He never shaves his mutton chops. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3362 Look-alikes? I can’t see it. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3363 When we answered the casting call, I thought they wanted sheep dogs, not sheep! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3364 To your right. That one's clever. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3365 So he says, ya, I got 3 bags full. Then he proceeds to tell me who he sold them to. Who does that? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3366 Do you think we’ll be stuck in middle management forever? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3367 Oh, the tales I could share if they would just listen. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3368 have you ever wished there was a barber out here? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3369 Are they sheep? Or wolves in sheeps’ clothing? Are we dogs? Or sheep in dogs’ clothing? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3370 Why don't they ever say "dog sheep?" 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3371 We can’t eat them but they can’t know that. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3372 Where’s Martha?! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3373 Don't worry. They're sheep. The very idea of portmanteau nouns eludes them. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3374 I think it’s all just a bad dream. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3375 Remind me again. Why are we protecting them. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3376 He's one of those Independents. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3377 Barkley, Lambskin is what got us in this mess in the first place! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3378 Last night before your dinner I counted ninety nine. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3379 Don't be a sheep, man, trends change fast nowadays, your hair will be popular again in no time 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3380 I don’t give a sheep 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3381 So I started counting sheep last night to fall asleep and when I woke up..... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3382 Have you herd the news? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3383 Let's hide until they scatter - then let's round them up by nipping and barking. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3384 Cloning gives them herd immunity. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3385 Tell me again: why can't we eat them? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3386 She's an individualist and just doesn't want to follow the crowd." 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3387 They keep asking where Little Bo Peep went. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3388 Isn't it great to have everyone together again? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3389 I pitched our reality series idea "Sheep Island" to the network. They said they'd call back. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3390 Anyone else feeling sleepy? Or is that just me? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3391 I need to go to their hair stylist! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3392 Hey! No sleeping on the job. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3393 Do you think they’ve noticed yet? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3394 Head count. Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. Heck, let's call 'em Dolly and call it a day. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3395 "Don't let them fool you. They will try and pull the wool over your eyes." 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3396 Do you think cow dogs have to put up with this shit? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3397 What do you think we are gonna do today? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3398 Hide and seek! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3399 Did the photographer call out, 'Say wolf'? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3400 Wake up Dale, you feel asleep while you were counting them again. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3401 now what are we going to do with them? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3402 How 'bout them bears? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3403 Medicare for all doesn't sound so bad. Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful for our employer's health care coverage, I just wish I could've kept my testicles. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3404 Which one do think stormed the capital? 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
3405 I’m hoping to get herd immunity. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3406 Are you sure I'm the father? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3407 When they get in this kind of mood, I think screw'em, the wolves can have them. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3408 Why will that sheep not obey us? Does it know your bark is worse than your bite? 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3409 I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take it on the lam. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3410 We are hyphenated for looking similar. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3411 Don't turn your back on the herd. Get immunized, Karen. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3412 Dude, what comes after 7? Hey are you alseep? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3413 If we had the right curlers, we'd fit right in... 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3414 Do you think we can pass??? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3415 Are you asleep yet? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3416 Do you think they know we’re descended from wolves? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3417 Did you know that if you turn your head sideways you can actually see shit? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3418 I didn’t say they look like you. I said they look like ewe. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3419 *pretends to be John Lennon* Imagine all the sheeple 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3420 Pretend you're a sheep just like them. They're fooled by anything woolly who follows along. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
3421 We are clever Sheepdogs that are descended from the ancestors of these dopey Sheep. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3422 Both can be lunch 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3423 You know, if we can herd just one of them, we can herd them all. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3424 Whataya say we get the flock outta here. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
3425 Maybe with mullets we'd look more dog than sheep. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3426 It won’t be long until robots replace us. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3427 Look, Mac, these here guys obviously ain't going nowhere. Howsabout you and I going for a beer? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3428 I think one is planning on leaving the flock! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3429 WADA YA WANNA DO WHEN THE SHEEP ARE ASLEEP? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3430 Just the 10 of us, ewe and ewe and ewe and ewe and ewe…. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3431 There is always one who will not follow directions. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3432 I see we have a democrat in this group 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
3433 It’s always best pretend that you can imitate those you boss. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3434 Are we getting too old for this game? 1.2179 0.04524 78 63 14 1
3435 There’s always one in the herd! The family picture will have to be taken...again. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3436 'I told you to buy also the Black one' 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3437 What if we dressed them all as wolves? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3438 Remember Gary? Gary the wolf? He’s coming over for dinner tonight. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3439 There's one in every crowd 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3440 This is the last time I crash a wedding with you. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3441 There are nine if I count you. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3442 You’ve got to learn to let go. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3443 Ya think I have a shot with the one on the end in the front row? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3444 You really think you can pull wool over my eyes? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3445 Do you think we’re one of them yet? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3446 Good. And ewe? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3447 Really? Why did you think we were called sheepdogs? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3448 Woof ... Why is Eight afraid of Seven? Because Seven ate Nine ... Baa 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3449 Do you ever get imposter syndrome? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3450 You know how dogs sometimes get to look just like their people? Well, I'm getting a feeling.... 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3451 sleeping is in the job description 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3452 What’ve ewe herd? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3453 You’re a herder, not a napper. Stop counting the damn sheep! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3454 You ever feel like a phony? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3455 If I ever fall asleep on the job, it's only because I'm keeping count. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3456 I promise when this job is done, I'll buy you a wool coat. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3457 Think Mary will mind if we have one of her little lambs? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3458 No, it's not a pyramid scheme. It's multi-level marketing. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3459 If you leave from behind—no nipping—they’ll think they’re in charge. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
3460 Let's eat another one 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3461 Social distancing Dave, how many times do I have to remind you? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3462 See? You’re starting to feel drowsy… I told you counting them works! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3463 Yeah, the audit always makes me sleepy too 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3464 You’re so thoughtful! But this isn’t what I meant by reaching herd immunity. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3465 You gotta watch him. He herd the grass was greener on the other side. It’s just a bluff. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3466 Let’s watch ‘Babe’ again tonight. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3467 I heard they flocked their way upstate from New York City seeking pandemic-free pastures 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3468 Eh? 'E eye, O ewe. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3469 I know it's in our name, Evan, but that doesn't discount the fact that I wanted to be a dancer! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3470 They don't call us sheepdogs for nothing. Now get to work. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3471 Go figure...their resume claimed they were a team player. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3472 Yeah, they're rounded up but they're not all in a row. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3473 That all ten sheep!” “But wait, aren’t there only eight?” “I rounded them up. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3474 Keeping count just makes me sleepy 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3475 The one right in front of you thinks he can pull off a slo-mo escape. Get ready to pounce. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3476 I like a tight herd, Howard, but the social distancing part is a challenge. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3477 None for the ‘master’, and eight for the dame. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3478 We herded ‘em, now what? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3479 Whatever happened to social distancing 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3480 Get that sheepish grin off your face. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3481 Hey, have you herd the news? Get it? Herd? Get it? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3482 I told you not to put "sheep dog" on the application. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3483 Good news, I checked Ancestry and we're not related" 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3484 You said counting sheep would help me sleep but I don't like to bring my work home with me. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
3485 What's for dinner tonight? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3486 I have to say, you really have your sheep together. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3487 It’s a dog eat dog world man, unless you’re sheeple. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3488 You are asleep on the job again. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3489 I'm sitting on Cloud 9. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3490 I appreciate that they are free thinkers - no masks and no social distancing 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3491 I warned you so,don't count them or you'll fall asleep. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3492 I don't know about you, but it always makes me think of cotton candy! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3493 Is this the shearing line? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3494 Wool over your eyes should be OUR expression. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3495 Any idea where they got their perms? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3496 We're like gods to them. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3497 I hate their sense of entitlement. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3498 Maybe if you quit wagging your tail, we will fit right in! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3499 Could we be any more camouflaged? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3500 Don’t worry - you’re gonna love it. We start with dianetics, then we explore our past lives! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3501 Apparently they were in that mattress commercial, but I think they’re just pulling wool over our eyes. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3502 They are saying that Herd ewemunity doesn’t apply to dogs. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3503 Looks like we lost a few dozen sheep. Maybe napping wasn't such a good idea. My bad. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3504 Wool ewe fleece keep watch during my break, I’ll be right baaaaa-ck. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3505 Oh, 10 more sheep and you’ll finally be happy, huh? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3506 Dog 1: They’re gonna know. Dog 2: Nobody’s gonna know...how will they know... whose gonna tell them?? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3507 —“Do you feel like we’re blending in?” —“Meh.” 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3508 I refuse to self identify with the name given to us by that oppressive employer. But I do like treats. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3509 So THAT’s why they call us Sheepadoodles. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3510 These ain't good for mutton. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
3511 Listen, Rufus, we may be called "sheep dogs" 'cause we herd, but I can guarantee you this, we ain't no sheep. They can't "cry Woof! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3512 WHO DOES THEIR HAIR? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3513 Don't show fear--I'm not in favor of a herd in mutiny 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
3514 What were we supposed to do again? I fell asleep trying to count them. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
3515 Do you think they are ready to know the truth? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3516 I could do this job in my sleep. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
3517 Whatever you do, don’t count them. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3518 ... just one, then we'll say a horde of wolves descended on us and... 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3519 Quit falling asleep! I need your help with the headcount! 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
3520 Is this like mano-a-mano. Mutt on mutton 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3521 Wanna grab a bite after work? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3522 They think they are helping us look for Mary. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3523 I’m lost. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3524 Wanna hear a shaggy lamb story? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3525 So what if a few go ‘missing’ here or there – it’s not like anyone’s counting.” 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3526 Wake up Gus! He told us to herd them, not count them. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3527 I’m just not cut out for this. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3528 Sorry Fred, there can only be one me for for eight ewes. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3529 Want to hear a shaggy sheep story? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3530 WE'D BETTER RUN BEFORE WE WIND UP IN A SWEATER 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3531 No need to be sheepish if you are having belly problems. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3532 I'd say things look totally sheep shape. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3533 I've been counting sheep in my sleep. So that makes this a 24 hour a day job. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3534 Think they’ve figured out we’re sheep in woof’s clothing? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3535 Repeat after me, the Sheepdog Pledge: Herd immunity never stops 'til they're either sweaters or chops. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3536 I think we need to shed a little weight. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3537 Do you think they herd? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3538 Hey,think if we tell them Trump is at the bottom of that cliff they'll all jump off to see? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3539 I got a call that the warranty on my sheep was up. They must think we're stupid." 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3540 About face soldier. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3541 They go for the little ones first! 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
3542 reminds me.. you need a haircut. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3543 Whoever is counting these sheep will be awake all night. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3544 No, they can't get pregnant, you idiot 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3545 Dear, are you sure you want to go through with this adoption? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3546 Is this really love, for just another silly infatuation? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3547 As I’ve said before, heard mentality doesn’t work with sheep. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3548 Well Ralph, 8 out of 10 ain't bad 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3549 Are you asleep already? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3550 I just wanted a quick trim, now there are 8 ahead of me. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3551 I told you you'd fall asleep if you count them. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3552 You alseep? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3553 You know, I’m part Snoop Dog. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3554 This is boring - is there a Little Bo App for this? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3555 I need them to help me sleep. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3556 Don’t worry. It’s easy. They’re all named Fred. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3557 It's been a year since my last trim. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3558 Damn vegans, we’re not supposed to work during easter holidays 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3559 Hey, you think things will be different around here once we reach herd immunity? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3560 I thought New Zealand would be better. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3561 To be fair, do YOU like getting a haircut? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3562 Don’t worry, they’re all fluff. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
3563 First rule: Under no circumstances are you to count them. Secondly...Cooper, Cooper...Dammit! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3564 I haven’t seen my baaaarber in months either... 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3565 I’m applying for permanent WFH. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3566 They still think we’re one of them. We really pulled the wool over their eyes. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3567 Told you bro, even with herd immunity, she’s not that into you 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3568 Maybe they’ll send a tugboat. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
3569 How is, You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban, not funny? 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3570 Gee, their wool smells terrific. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3571 Loosen up Marv. This isn't the Queen's Guard. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
3572 Are you getting sleepy yet? 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3573 This is going to get a lot harder after quarantine. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3574 I said sheep's clothing, you idiot. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3575 Either you’re a wolf or a sheep, I’m just sayin’. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3576 When in Wales . . . 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3577 Can you believe HR says we can’t fuck then anymore? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3578 I think it's shearing day, so if you see anything, just let me know. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3579 You're a sheep date. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3580 First of all, they're not black, and secondly, in solidarity with their brothers and sisters, they think the rhyme should be cancelled. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3581 Are you falling asleep again Fred? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3582 They don’t give me much more confidence than the humans. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3583 When we herd them in, just say "Baa Baa" a few times, and they'll give you a really nice haircut. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3584 Don't worry, it took years before I could tell them apart. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3585 Do you ever wonder if there could be more to life than this? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3586 I heard through the grapevine that the stakeholders have come up with a plan to address the flock’s diversity problem. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3587 Dave Wakeup, you’ve been counting again, haven’t you. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3588 All that overtime last year put me in a higher tax bracket. How did you make out? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3589 I'm just saying — how would it look any different if they were the ones herding us? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
3590 It has been really boring lately -- how about starting a stampede? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3591 C’mon say it... Sheep Smell Scent Swell Before the Sleep Hour. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3592 Son, someday, all this will be yours. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
3593 Hey Shep! That one is trying to pull your wool over your eyes. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
3594 Not a black sheep in the bunch! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3595 Don't you love working from home? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3596 I knew we'd be typecast by our breed's name. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3597 You were right. This is way easier than that "sheep's clothing" thing! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3598 You know, I found a receipt for sheep’s clothing at the ranch entrance this morning. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3599 We’re missing one. Were you asleep? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3600 Wolf in sheepdog's clothing? Brilliant plan! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3601 Out of sight,out of mind. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
3602 Now, remember, boss said not to count them while we’re on the clock. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
3603 Counting them is putting me to sleep. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3604 Are we really tall or are they really short? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3605 Sometimes I feel like a dog in sheep's clothing. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3606 Bend down, tease your hair and we will fit right in! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3607 Tom, you do umderstand we are not paid too entertain the sheep? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3608 I prefer goat yoga. It doesn’t feel like this is a workout. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3609 Having family is such a blessing! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3610 I miss Ralph. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3611 A fox I know thinks this job would be perfect if we were guarding a henhouse. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3612 I’m just saying we have more in common with the wolves then with these things. Are we sheep dogs, or are we dog sheep? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3613 I think they count sheep dogs to fall asleep." 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3614 I'm just saying, they don't look as much like me as I thought they would. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3615 They got nervous when I introduced us as Mutt & Jeff. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3616 Yeah, they look innocent, but they're wily. Wily. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3617 Let's tell them they need to wear masks. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3618 It's actually a pretty safe job - all the predators are online these days. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3619 I'm upset that we clash too, but they only had the outfit in wolf-size. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3620 I see a new breed of sheep they call them SHEEPUBLICANS 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3621 She wants to abandon sheep! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3622 Did you ever notice we never have this problem with the ducks? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3623 I fergitt. Are we da sheep or da dogs? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3624 She's such a diva." 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3625 I know you’re bored but DO NOT cut your bangs. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3626 Considering a new haircut - something to really let me stand out from the herd. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3627 Quittin' time! Let's get the flock out of here. Eh? Ehh? Ehhhhhhhhhh? EHHHHHHHHHHHHH?? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3628 It’s Aries Season. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3629 Sheep’s favorite newspaper: The Wool Street Journal 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3630 If we pretend to hang out with them, we can learn the secret product they use to keep the hair out of their eyes 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3631 Alright you, EVERYONE will face the camera. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3632 It’s your turn to play sheep now. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3633 I agree they’re cute, but can they fetch? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3634 Not everyone is sheepish! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3635 It’s not ewe it’s me. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3636 He’s right; they are silent. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3637 How many times have I told you not to bring work home with you? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3638 I thought we were working on our Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion policy in Q2 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3639 He can’t count to eight 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3640 When I can't sleep I like to count sheep, but I always like to count sheep. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3641 I tried counting sheep, but it reminds me too much of work. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3642 They're pretty well behaved but they do get out of line sometimes. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3643 So what’s it going to be — ewe or me? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3644 I'm silently correcting your math. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3645 Just follow the leader! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3646 Sometimes I wonder who adopted who. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3647 They're gonna fire you if you keep falling asleep each time you count the sheep. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3648 How many of these do you reckon they used for that blanket of yours? I’d like one too. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3649 Cannot believe you fell asleep, again, counting them 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3650 They had me at 'baa'. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3651 „Now we just follow our instincts.“ 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
3652 Trust me. No wolves in this flock. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3653 It's fine. Just think of them with their wool shorn. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3654 This should erase any doubt of your sheepdog ancestry 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3655 Sheepherding ain't what it used to be. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3656 They're sheep! What did you think would happen if we told them not to wear a mask? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3657 Everything seems to be under control! What do we do now? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3658 They'll be quiet now, they got their stimulus checks. 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
3659 I think our pups are an example of the late Stephen Jay Gould's "punctuated equilibrium" concept of evolution. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3660 Can you keep a secret? I fuckin’ hate these fleecy bastards. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3661 Working on Zoom just isn't the same, right? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3662 how much longer do we pretend to fit in 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3663 My parents liked Wolf Blitzer. THAT’S where I got my name. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3664 I couldn't get away with sheep's clothing anymore. This works much better. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3665 Either we're in the wrong place...or they are. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3666 I knew those mushrooms tasted funny! 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3667 i counted those sheep you talked about 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3668 By the way, those chops were delicious last night. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3669 Treat them as individuals. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3670 Wake up ! I warned you not to count them ! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3671 Ewe OK? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3672 Now what do we do? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3673 Stop counting them. You snooze, you lose. Woof. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3674 But I counted them 3 times last nite. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3675 Should it worry me that I keep dreaming of mutton? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3676 God they are boring! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3677 Look at that one. He's always looking at us, like he know what you're thinking ... Lamb for dinner! 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3678 You make it look so easy! 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3679 Dog: "Seriously, maybe they'll respond to 'baa-rf.'" Sheep: "Baa-haa-aa" 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3680 Well -I- think ‘bah’ means they like us 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3681 If ewe just join us, I promise you’ll have herd immunity. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3682 Stop complaining. This is a pretty fluff gig. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3683 These guys put me to sleep. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3684 I fear someone has pulled the wool over your eyes. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3685 Did he say 'Ada, meet the sheep' or 'Adam, eat the sheep'? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3686 Their ears must get cold. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3687 Why don’t all your sheep face forward? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3688 Dood, I'm beginning to feel a bit sheepish! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3689 He loves ewe yeah yeah yeah. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3690 This designer sheep craze is really getting out of hand, isn’t it MAX-641? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3691 Tell more about this Wile E. Coyote character I've been hearing about. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3692 I say let’s eat ‘em. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3693 I’m sorry but I can’t help but feel like I’m training my own replacement. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
3694 It's never about me. It's always about ewe. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
3695 I told you sheep dog's clothing would be an unexpected twist on a classic. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3696 Don't even think about it! They're followers of the #MeToo Movement 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3697 Do as I do, and shampoo as I shampoo. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3698 Maybe the sheep shearer can take care of these bangs! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3699 Just tell them your bark is an accent. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3700 My favorite way to keep my toes warm. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
3701 It was a one time fling. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3702 Dude, we are gonna get so laid! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3703 Do you ever get tired of mutton? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3704 Hey, Gary, did you hear that our new kibble is mostly lamb? 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
3705 You know, if you take the left flank and I take the right we might be done in time for Happy Hour. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3706 I ain’t no saint, Bernard, and neither are you. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3707 What's this "herding cats" I keep hearing about? 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3708 No you can't date the clientele – ewwwwe! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3709 One of these things is not like the other... 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3710 Shhhhhh! I think one of them just noticed. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3711 Sheps, wake up! I told you not to count them! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3712 Not so sure about "'English" but I definitely don't like the "old." 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3713 Don’t give me that “I couldn’t get to sleep BS”. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3714 So pretend one of them is a wolf, and we only get three chances to weigh them... classic sheepdog problem. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3715 This shouldn’t be to 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3716 it's not what you think 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3717 Did they shrink or did we make a big mistake eating that whole bag of chips ?? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3718 Tax season...8 dependants ! We could pull the wool over their eyes ! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3719 They are not gonna know. How would they know. 1.2090 0.06904 67 58 4 5
3720 Who have you been with? They are not mine. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3721 Seven, but who's counting? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3722 The Black sheep haven’t any wool so we went for volume. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3723 Keep your eye on that one. Looks like a dye job. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3724 Wake up! I told you to watch, not count! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3725 Not to worry. They're gluten-free. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3726 This seems like a metaphor, Shep. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3727 I don't have a l of of confidence in our pass rushers this season! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3728 I love this job, but some days I wonder if I should have taken that LSAT again. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3729 I think we’ve reach herd immewenity. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3730 See? The sheep are the ones WITHOUT masks 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3731 Sometimes, I feel like I’m not being herd. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3732 Was that ewe? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3733 They’re actually pretty nice once you get to know them. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3734 Quarantine sure did a number on us. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3735 Is this the line for haircuts? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3736 Why must you always say being a Sheepdog limits your skill set? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3737 So dawg, we sheepish about social distancing? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3738 We won't get sick, we're building up herd immunity. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
3739 No, seriously, it tastes just like chicken! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3740 You can’t get the staff 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3741 Take a bite. It's springtime. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3742 The boss was correct! They don't know the difference! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3743 I think we we should integrate. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3744 I heard that most dogs who come here never wake up. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3745 I was so right......we need black face masks! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3746 Re-read the add, no way this "job" requires 2 of use? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3747 This makes me doubt your fidelity to me. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3748 I'll tell'em we're just wearing Halloween costumes! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3749 Counting sheep is the job, but sleeping at work will get you fired. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3750 You don't eat field grass and you hate Sheep Trick? What a poser. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3751 It's done. Let's go to New York. 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
3752 «I am smelling a grassy gas! I guess it’s the one looking at us! » 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3753 This was the fastest free sheeping I’ve ever received! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3754 Sheepdogs sheepishly shearing sheep. Millennials will love it 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3755 Remember, you can't fall asleep if you can't count 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3756 You know, I just can't get it through my head that today is Tuesday. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3757 Maybe we should not vacation apart anymore 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3758 Is it just sheep, or can we chase something else for a change? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3759 i thought there was supposed to be 9 of them 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3760 There's one rebel in every flock. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3761 You didn't need to take our breed name literally. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3762 He's the only one got the J@J 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3763 They are actually dogs in sheep's clothing. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3764 How do we ask them who trims their bangs? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3765 I warned you she was fooling around with a sheep. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3766 We'll see better but will look fat 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3767 Yes,I do like sheep. But I am not a stray. So don’t go there. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3768 I hear if you Join Sheepherder's Union they'll will throw you a bone every once in a while. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3769 There is always one in every group that is a contrarian. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3770 So is ‘I Ate You Eight Ewes” to be your memoir, or performance piece, or a grammar book? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3771 She doesn't trust the mainstream media. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3772 They won't come home. No tails. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3773 Do you think they can understand us? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3774 I don’t know why, but I always stop at eight. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3775 I just wish you would take this seriously 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
3776 Im telling you Pat, we totally blend in, just keep it wool men! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3777 They don’t talk much, do they? 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3778 I told you there’d be a line at the baa-baa shop! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3779 How do you sleep at night? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3780 Since donning this sheepdog outfit, I seem to have lost any hankering for mutton.” 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
3781 I'd count them but I keep falling asleep. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3782 How many are there? Every time I start counting them I fall asleep. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3783 Sometimes I wonder like, who really herds who, you know? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3784 Two dogs and some liberals 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3785 I demand to be herd! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3786 Maybe we should be the wolves. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3787 I’m blind, and your hair is in the way of your eyes, but I think we have all eleven pups. They seem to have grown a little fur though. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3788 Now that we've separated the sheep from the goats, what are we supposed to do? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3789 ‘Other than the fact we don’t become cute little sweaters I see the resemblance ,but then again I can’t see much .’ 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3790 I sure hope the wolves don’t mistake us for one of these guys. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3791 Let's eat them. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3792 If only the sheep knew their freedom was only an illusion of a fixed playbook created by dogs. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3793 I hear they’re hypoallergenic 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3794 Hey, you wanna get the flock out of here? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3795 Who do you think trims the wool over their eyes? I've been wanting to see what's going on for years. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3796 Between the two of us we should be able to divide and conquer. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3797 Did you fall asleep? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3798 We need more wolves, or more sheep, or something. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3799 Which one is Jeffrey? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3800 Fluffy told me this is the line to get cheered. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3801 There's not a lot of rules on this job, but the first one is a biggie. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3802 What do you think about lamb chops for dinner tonight, Frank? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3803 Wake up! I told you not to count the sheep again! 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3804 Honey, why do all the kids look like my best friend? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3805 The trainer advised patience. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3806 Soon they will wool the world 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3807 We were on a break! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3808 I'm telling you, you gotta keep your eye on them. I heard one of 'em shanked a guy. 1.2063 0.07212 63 55 3 5
3809 I've counted eight of them and I'm still awake. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3810 So I heard they’ve opened a couple of positions in Accounts Receivable. I’m going to give it a shot. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3811 You look great, but I'm concerned where the other 300 sheep are... 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3812 No shaggy dog stuff! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3813 I thought we ordered a bakers dozen! 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
3814 Hey, do you know where Mary is? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3815 At least we get to watch ewe-tube all day. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3816 How many times do I have to tell you,you’re a sheep DOG ! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3817 I'm thinking of going on the lamb 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3818 I've seen the shepherd do it, so I don't think he'd mind. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3819 What we could have here are mini doodles in sheep’s clothing. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3820 Why can’t we have a hairdo like them? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3821 A sheep in sheep's clothing? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3822 Say, are you doing anything after work? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3823 Things feel strange now that our shepherd is sheep herding remotely. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3824 I told you we would just blend in 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
3825 How do they bark so politely. I wonder. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
3826 I dreamed this. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3827 Do you ever feel like you're having an identity crisis? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3828 Just wave the flag and they'll follow you anywhere. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3829 duck down; we want to be part of this herd immunity thing. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3830 So much for being more than your job 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3831 They're cute and all, but I prefer 'em shaved. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3832 Sheepdog? I can't see the resemblance. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3833 I always feel tired 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3834 You think I can take off now,Ralph? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3835 The thrill is gone. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3836 There is one in every herd. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3837 Yes, I know they're sheep. But underneath all that fluff are eight brains that we can manipulate. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3838 It's impossible to know. One? Two? Three? For all we know they might all be wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3839 Do they seem a bit docile to you today? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3840 Now what do we do with them? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3841 They are really cute and tasty, but the hair balls are awful 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3842 But where's the challenge with Qanon sheep? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3843 So what next? We eat them? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3844 It may be tedious, but it gets me out of the house. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3845 We should run for office. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3846 You told me it was a platonic relationship! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3847 So, we're looking for the backward sheep not the black sheep. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3848 I don't know why. But this job makes me so sleepy. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3849 The usual multi-cultural mix in the gathering again this year. Yes, very reassuring. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3850 No black sheep in this family! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3851 And now they all think they are wolves. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3852 Wake up,it’s all under control.. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3853 When you said “kinky” this is SO not what I pictured. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3854 I am thinking to perm my fringe 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3855 Sure, the job's new and exciting when you're a pup. But I've herd it all before. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3856 A wolf in sheep's clothing, you say? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3857 -"And they ask us not to sleep on the job" 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3858 Are they gluten free? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3859 We are poor little lambs who have lost our way...baa baa baa... 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3860 I always get this mixed up. Are we supposed to be in sheep's clothing or dogs? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3861 No,no,no. OUR Mary is not contrary. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3862 Brenda, I'm going to request a paternity test. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3863 Maybe we should mask up too. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3864 Do they know their stupid or do they just know they’re sheep? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3865 You see how they love us... 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3866 You know, this job was a lot easier before his wife decided we’d look “cute” with bangs! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3867 You count 'em—it always puts me to sleep. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3868 Paint me black so I don’t blend in 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3869 I don’t feel I was born part of the Herding Group so I’m undergoing a breed change next week 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3870 ‘Which ones are yours?’ 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3871 The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's feeling better. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3872 Ok. I quietly snuck up behind them. Now what was we were going to do them all? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3873 It's hard to be a lemming ! sigh.. We aren't lemmings, we're sheep ! OH ! the same... 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3874 You should see how differently the Germans do the job. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3875 Are you thinking how many sheep it takes to get "three bags full?" 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3876 I'm going nowhere-just making one ewe turn after another. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3877 I’m starting to think that a given name really may influence one’s destiny. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3878 Why do they get vaccinated first? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3879 They called me a herd dog, I’m more than my profession. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3880 If you want to stay awake, stop counting them. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3881 They always look so adorable before the annual shearing. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3882 Is this how we make sheepadoodles? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3883 Are you sure those kids are mine? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3884 I heard that even though the hours are long, the benefits make up for it. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3885 Do we need to social distance these things ...and where's the masks? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3886 So ... do we chase 'em or join 'em 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
3887 I'll feel much safer after the second vaccine. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3888 Don’t believe anything they tell you about me. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3889 I just hope they are not really wolves 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3890 I didn’t really pay attention in the training course. What happens after you herd them all?” 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3891 Define “sheep” dog!! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3892 Just what you need: seeing eye sheep. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3893 Aren't you being groomed for my job? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3894 Fluffy, I was wondering if you have had a chance to review my vacation request that I submitted last week. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3895 2, 4, 6, 8.....spit it out, Frank! I said....Spit....It....Out...Now, Frank!!! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3896 Don't say Aarf 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
3897 Eventually, you'll learn the politics of the place. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3898 Let's do it sheepy style. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
3899 "It's been a long time since I read the herd management manual." 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3900 Well we're fluffy too! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3901 They weren't this submissive before the pandemic! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3902 There are only 8 of them. How are you asleep already? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3903 Not my idea of relatives, even if they are also old and English. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3904 Wouldn't "dogsheep" be more appropriate than "sheepdog"? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3905 Are you having trouble staying awake? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3906 They agreed to do it if we sheared ours, too. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3907 Let's fleece 'em! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3908 What's next" 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3909 Which one do you think is really a wolf? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3910 Funny how you never hear about a sheep in wolf’s clothing. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3911 All I’m saying is the glamour and excitement has gone out of this job 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3912 Despite the stereotype, not one of them has an iPhone. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
3913 Are you as tired as I am? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3914 What the flock 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3915 So $1400 stimulus, $300 extra unemployment, I say the sheep are on their own 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3916 Slow day. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3917 After all,we are wolfhounds... 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3918 Well my insomnias gone but now I might get canned for sleeping on the job 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3919 Yes…it is rather difficult to see a solution when one can't see a problem. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3920 What do we do with them now? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3921 Do we have to watch Fox all the time? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3922 I wish I was a hound dog. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3923 Are they yours? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3924 Blend in, and we may get a haircut too! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3925 We're beginning to look like them. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3926 Are you sleeping again! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3927 If I had a penny for every time they chant ‘Four legs good, two legs bad’... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3928 Is it just me, or are you really looking sheepish today? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3929 So, how many are there?” “.........(snoring) 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3930 Stop staring at them like that! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3931 Are they all here? I always fall asleep when I try to count them. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3932 You can run circles around these guys. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3933 Why should we be defined by the work that we do? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3934 Why, what do YOU count when you can't sleep? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3935 Remember the first Dolly? 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3936 What made you apply to the Naval Academy? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3937 Maybe we can join their club if we just grow some more hair! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3938 She said she's dancing with some new drummer now 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3939 We didn’t tell them they have herd immunity, and they can stop with the outdoor grazing 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3940 The Woolies 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3941 You shear about this? 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3942 I _told_ you they were rushing us in that adoption agency 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3943 My life coach says I need a haircut. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3944 When do we get to pick one for lunch? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3945 Oh, yeah, you blend. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3946 Because every time YOU count them, you fall asleep! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3947 You need a haircut 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3948 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to herd you. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3949 Just be glad we’re not border collies. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3950 How many sheep could a Sheep Dog split, if a Sheep Dog could split sheep ?? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3951 My next toupee is coming from these guys 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3952 Bro, the asshole on this one is tiiiiight! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3953 Those sheep aren't so shaggy. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3954 Honey, I shrunk the sheep. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3955 I think Bo Peep wants a raise 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3956 The DNA tests came back. Just as I thought, one of these is a wolf. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3957 I herd the farmer counts them before he sleeps 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3958 Did you remember to bring your glasses? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3959 Kids just aren't the same these days 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3960 You’re the dog now sheep 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3961 It’s that universal impulse to blend in and conquer. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3962 It's a living. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3963 How did we get into this picture of a flock of sheep?? We’re SHEEPDOGS not sheep. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3964 REMEMBER,BAA - NOT BAR 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3965 I don't care what you say. You're just a Woolly-Bully! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3966 Two of us for eight sheep? Why do I get the feeling that there is something the farmer is not sharing? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3967 Shep, you’re sure that the truck will bring us right to the laughter house, right? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3968 I can't remember which ones taste like coconut. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3969 Nobody's gonna know..." - "They're gonna know 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3970 Who’s counting? Just keep the Russians out. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3971 Are you sure this is only 25% occupancy? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3972 How do we know they don't control us ? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3973 Sheep? I herd something different. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3974 Well, Gerald, I think we fit in just fine! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3975 What do you say we get the heck out of here and go have a beer. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3976 I counted five before I got sleepy. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3977 You have one white black sheep there, Farley. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3978 Oh, just let her do the solo this time. It’s not like we’re singing for money. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3979 We have good sheep here; that’s what I herd. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3980 I herd one of them sheared themselves to sheep. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3981 It is definitely harassment. Bo Peep called you a bitch. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3982 I’m not feeling heard. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3983 Not much to herd mentality. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3984 Are they leading us to slaughter, or are we leading them to slaughter? 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3985 I wonder if they're gonna shear us too. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3986 Remember herd them, but don't ever count them! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3987 'It's an easy job, you just bark orders at them.' 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
3988 Don’t be so judgmental, Ruff. Haven’t you ever fantasized about mating with another species? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3989 Do you think they’ve noticed we’re not sheep yet? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3990 They act like sheeple 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
3991 Did you fart? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3992 If you want to get fired, just start counting them. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3993 Fundamentally, we're predators not lookouts. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3994 Nothing we say ever changes them, anyway. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3995 Are you sure there weren't 9 yesterday?!? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3996 Looks like we got ourselves a free-thinker amongst these Sheeples 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3997 There’s only seven, I think we can go inside and watch them on zoom 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3998 So, your Advanced Lucid Dreaming instructor said the tricky part is counting sheep? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3999 I know, but we just don’t have the bodies for disc catching. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4000 Forty winks, anyone. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4001 Actually, we’re just woof among sheep 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4002 Bag good cop, bad cop. For our Hegel haggle dialectic, lets' go with Abbott and Costello. 1.2000 0.03471 85 73 10 2
4003 Our owners say this is the free way to get a dog haircut. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4004 '' It's time to hit the hay, don't you think? '' '' Yea , in two shakes of a lamb's tail. '' 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4005 We should ask for smaller class sizes in the next contract. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4006 You will soon be able to get them all in one direction. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4007 I think they pulled the wool over our eyes when they said they were dogs 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4008 I'm having trouble sleeping--any suggestions? 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4009 You count them, I'm getting sleepy. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4010 If they don’t turn around, we have a minion. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4011 Stop talking about mattress toppers. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4012 Roger,are you finding it hard to stay awake too? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4013 How many do you see? I count seven 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4014 I am going to be upset if the sheep get reparations and we don’t. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4015 They have increased our workload, maybe we should unionize! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4016 I worry that one day they’ll realize that our bark is worse than our bite. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4017 Don't look so smug Fido, we're still missing 25. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4018 I can get us $11 a pound. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4019 You're sooo paranoid. Where do you get that thing about sheep clothing? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4020 WE are SheepDogs.! THEY are Sheep! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4021 It’s just a stage, like tadpoles. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4022 Above all, don't let 'em pull the wool over your eyes. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4023 Agneau a sheep herd when I see one, honey 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4024 Are they serving leg of lamb again this Easter? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4025 I’m telling you, it is them! Just google “tragedy of the commons”. 1.2000 0.04031 85 72 11 2
4026 These mini sheep have put us Pomeranians in the "Working Dogs" category at AKC competitions! 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
4027 I can't see very well either. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4028 The farmer's OK, but he always makes me feel sheepish! 1.2000 0.07441 60 53 2 5
4029 There is always one back sheep in the flock. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4030 I told you being a wolf in dog's clothing wouldn't make a difference. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4031 Be sharp Shep! shape up,these sheep can get shifty! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4032 Is this a ewe-fem-ism? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4033 Keep this under your fur! I'm not really a sheepdog, and the two sheep in the front - center know it." 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4034 I'm thinking of forming a union. What do you say? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
4035 This is brilliant! They’ll never expect wolves in Sheep Dog’s clothing. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4036 It seems they didn't care for my "herd immunity" joke. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4037 When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the sheepie. You can do anything. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4038 Which of these, do you suppose, is the one with the squeaker? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4039 Let's tell them you're King and I'm Kong. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4040 Who said we're a nation of sheep? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4041 It's your turn to babysit. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4042 How long is the shepherd going to be in there with her? This isn't our home. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4043 Uh oh... collective baa-gaining. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4044 I prefer just, "Dog". How 'bout you? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4045 Don’t start counting, I really does work. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4046 They’re fine. Let s get a burger! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4047 I'd never go to their hair stylist. He doesn't know when to stop. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4048 I love my job. I even count them in my sleep. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4049 What if the wolf thinks we are one of them 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4050 You fall asleep every time we do this. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4051 "Stop counting them. You need to stay awake." 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4052 I want a raise. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4053 I've heard of counting sheep, but this is ridiculous. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4054 It's not that I don't like the work, but why not call them "dog sheep" and let us just be "dogs"? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4055 I think maybe we got fleeced. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4056 I feel a nap coming on. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4057 I told you we should have had haircuts; we're being flanked! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4058 Stop meditating Ralph and start counting sheep! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4059 . “You never want to let them see you reading your vegan cook books”. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4060 I understand what Bill is saying, he doesn’t want to be a sheep anymore. He wants to follow his own compass. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4061 it's the cheapest way to get groomed, partner! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4062 You know, we’re really just for show at this point. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4063 Dropped my holiday roast today. It was a ca-lamb-ity. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4064 How’s your wife and kids? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4065 Sure we’ve been told it’s our job to protect them, but what if we are perpetuating their dependency? #MeEwe 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4066 My DNA test says I’m mostly Sheepadoodle. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4067 How do those dang German Shepards do it? This flock is so unruly! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4068 Don't you love the cartoons in the Ewe Yorker magazine? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4069 Fine you can tend the sheep, but you stil have to be German. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4070 How long until they realize we are not one of them? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4071 It’s wool worth the wait. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4072 So I told them, the job security is unbleatable. It’s always sweater weather somewhere. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4073 If I fell asleep, u keep counting. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4074 Are those Sheepadoodles? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4075 The sheep really appreciate that we grow our fur in solidarity 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4076 Honey this is not what I meant when I said keep your enemy closer. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
4077 Why are you trying to look like a dog. You know you are a sheep. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
4078 When you said you were a Sheep Dog, I expected puppies 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4079 Are these pug mixes? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4080 Now what do we do? They obviously love both of us! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4081 Farmer Joe told us to watch over them until they achive herd immunity. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4082 Did you fall asleep doing the count? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4083 its been a whole year when should we tell them we’re not sheep 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4084 I'm so embarrassed by my pandemic hair. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4085 Is this what you meant by counting sheep? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4086 So is this hair style really necessary? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4087 Du you ever feel like you’re the one being herded? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4088 do you ever think maybe we’re the sheep? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4089 I told you not to change their diet. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4090 Where is "Shaun the Sheep"? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4091 I think we should wait for the barbers to reopen 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4092 Don't count him out 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4093 He's from your side of the flock! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4094 I told you we'd need to wear masks, didn't I? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4095 Are we guarding them or are they guarding us? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4096 If she bites your leg, we'll have her for dinner. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4097 rumor has it. he summons them every night 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4098 My agent just signed me to go on Oprah to spill the beans on the Royal Suffolks." 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4099 Don't count them OK, you'll fall asleep on the job. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4100 I think they're onto our good dog, bad dog schtick. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4101 So after years of her "Vegetarian Blend," he brought home "Lamb and Rice, and now I can't focus at work. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4102 Now what? Dad 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4103 I dont know about ewe Erv, but im no longer feeling sheepish about getting a perm 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4104 I can't hear them bleating. Are they on mute ? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4105 Just add a 'baah' here or there and they will welcome us as gods. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4106 Good morning, Sam. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4107 I wonder if sheep dream about pooping on artificial grass. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4108 Every time I count past five, I fall asleep. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4109 וואָס הייסט? אַוודאי ביסטו דער טאַטע! 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4110 Let's go get haircuts. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4111 My mistake, I ordered sheepdog’s clothing 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
4112 heads up! one of them is going to make a run for it 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4113 Nope. Haven’t seen a thing. You? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4114 They don’t shed, but tough to potty train. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4115 No, we are not wolves disguised in sheepskins 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4116 For goodness sake, Stan. I said I need some sleep. SLEEP!” 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4117 You two are spoiling it for everyone else. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4118 Hey Dave, do you still have that wool sweater? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4119 „We cannot go to the haircutter, we have to give a good example.“ 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4120 You've got to work on the snoring Gary or it'll give us away. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4121 Do you mind if I borrow these? I've been having trouble sleeping. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4122 So do they call these 'dogsheep? I've always wondered. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4123 Hell yes we're in charge. Ever hear of a Dogsheep? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4124 Back to the 70s with the shag look! SO RETRO..... 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4125 How long you think it’ll be until the old man realizes there were supposed to be ten of them? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4126 You really expect me to believe you were playing cards in the hen house. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4127 Ya hear about Tony? He developed a lanolin allergy. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4128 You can't beat it for shear enjoyment. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4129 I'm telling you one of them could be our Mom. After all we are Sheep Dogs. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4130 Wake up dude, I told you not to count them 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4131 No I'm not English but I don't think the Shepard is German either. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
4132 Come on, I know we can do a head count without falling asleep. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4133 I tell ya' 'flock' immunity may not be so bad. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4134 You'll find them quite cooperative if you just reason with them. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4135 Oh well. The other dogs thought we were sheep anyway. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4136 Hey, Wakeup! I told you to watch them, not count them. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4137 Hey! Herd ‘em, don’t count ‘em! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4138 When one wants to turn the other way I just say, ‘Ewe be ewe, little buddy.’ 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4139 It's going to be our job to keep them 6 feet apart. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4140 So when you suggested we go on the lam...this isn’t quite what I had in mind 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4141 Look at ‘em, Marv. Wearing masks like that. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4142 Can't wait to get a haircut after lockdown. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4143 They look like that all the time...Doesn't mean that they're ashamed of anthing 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4144 I was disillusioned chasing all those damned sticks... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4145 I am never taking this babysitting job again. Just when you get them quiet, they start baaing and bleating. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4146 Wake up ! Were you counting the sheep again? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4147 Tell me Chet, do these butts smell funny to you??? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4148 I loved our Step-Dad but do you ever wonder who our real Dad might have been? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4149 Am I dreaming. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4150 Whatever, we’re wolves in sheepdog’s clothing. It’s fine. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4151 I'm a dog when it comes to flirting with sheep. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4152 Ralph do know what they call a herd of sheep.....a senate 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4153 I know you don't like sheep. But look at them. Their cute and fluffy, just like us. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4154 I told you go to the new hairdressers! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4155 They have an attitude. Who do they think they are? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4156 How many sheep’s do I need to count to wake up from 2020 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4157 No, you’re old! I’m Just an English sheepdog! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4158 Shear luck they haven’t spotted us yet 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4159 Next time, I’m coming back as a Pekingese. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4160 I'd say they all look alike, but..... 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4161 That’s the best I could find in the area to give a try to herd immunity. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4162 WE don't have to be sheep! Hell yes to union wages... I'm with Joe. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4163 Well, what now? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
4164 Do you think they’ll notice we aren’t actually driving a Lamb-O? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4165 Now do you get why I always ask for the dress code for these gatherings? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4166 Beats me, but I saw the shepherds doing it. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
4167 If you will open your eyes, you will see that these are not our kids 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
4168 Herding is really easy; after all , they are sheep! 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
4169 I’m not going to lie to you. Yes, it DOES look like someone gave you a trim with their teeth. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4170 It will be shear madness once we get to herd immunity. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4171 There but for the love of mint jelly go you and I. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4172 See I told you we blend right in 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4173 I promise you, the other sheep can't tell that Mike is blowing you 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4174 It's a catch-22. Counting them is part of the job, but then I fall asleep. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4175 I'm pretty sure one of us is gong to be furloughed 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4176 Left? Right? They’re clueless which is where we come in’bro. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4177 See if this helps. Your eyelids feel heavy. You're feeling sleepy. Ver...r...r...y sleepy. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4178 I almost didn't recognize them will all that wool. Quarantine makes everyone look different 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4179 My own personal bodyguards. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4180 This is a little too literal for my taste.” 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4181 What are we doing here? It's nothing but shear madness. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4182 I was just wondering how to get them to schools and then it hit me. They're not fish. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4183 Want to join my flock ? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4184 Looking side to side helps. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4185 Baby sitting - not worth $10 an hour 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4186 While the sheepdogs are distracted talking about the ball game, you take your group and go right and I'll take my group and go left. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4187 Wrong animal again, Sam. We’re going for sheep in wolves’ clothing. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4188 Stop counting,it’s putting you to sleep. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4189 Lower your voice. That guy is listening. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4190 They can’t understand a word we are saying so you can nap all you want as long as your eyes are open. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4191 Och! MacTavish, you've got their knickers in a twist. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4192 The key is getting them to think it’s free wool. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4193 Wanna get bahhgles after this? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4194 Hey Frank, does it ever bother you that they call us "sheepdogs"? I don't think we look like sheep at all. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4195 Better watch that one 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4196 Only eight? What happened to the rest of them? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4197 Shrinking? Yeah, but the flocks' demographics are getting too white, anyway. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4198 Hey, buddy. Don’t let them even suspect you‘re a bernedoodle. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4199 You reek of lanolin. Is there something you want to tell me? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4200 Obviously, they’re not mine! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4201 Eight, there's eight of them. What, are you blind! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4202 Perhaps, Heidi ... you’d like to see the results of my paternity test 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4203 You know Geraldine, I think the one with the eye actually likes me. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4204 I think that referring to yourself as a “Mutton Dog” is making them nervous. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4205 You are always so sheepish 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4206 What’s going on here? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4207 Sometimes I don’t know where the sheep ends and the dog begins. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
4208 it beats working in an office lol 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4209 Are you dreaming what I'm dreaming? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4210 You are getting sleepy... 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4211 Okay, Ewe... Eyes front! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4212 It's going down tonight, at 6, when they bring dinner, and it's kibble again. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4213 Wait a minute. Where’s Frank?! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4214 Don’t do it. They look like harmless appetizers but they are IBS triggers. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
4215 I mean a perm would help us blend in a bit more you know? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4216 and I always thought it was a dogs world! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4217 everyone is really ‘flocking’ to the vaccine sites 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4218 I got pretty deep into YouTube last night and it turns out we’re the sheep. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4219 ‘Ewe’ always doze off after lunch, quit counting them and simply watch them! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4220 These sheep are so sheepish that we sheep dogs make them turn away. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4221 ...5, 6, 7, 8. And I'm still wide awake. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4222 I hate German shepherds. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4223 Just for a spell, I couldn’t tell you from ewe. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4224 The nursery rhyme was right. We can easily get three bags full out of this! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4225 I told you we should have had dogs! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4226 Well, I don’t know about you, but they can’t pull the wool over MY eyes! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4227 Hard to get herd unity if one won't face Spring Fleecing. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4228 I'm looking for a wolf in sheepdog's clothing. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4229 She refuses to mask up. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4230 That was good thinking, sending them to our hair stylist. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4231 Don't Worry. I herd they have immunity. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4232 There's one in every flock. Its just part of the job. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4233 Well, she does sort of have your eyes." 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4234 How come you have insomnia issue ? " : 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4235 I’m telling you, those robot dogs are the beginning of the end. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4236 Did you forget your Wellies? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4237 Wake up, Rex! I told you not to try counting them! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4238 Nothing to see here. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4239 How do you stay awake whenever you count them? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4240 I count seven ewes and one genderqueer. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4241 I'm seeing double here. Twice the insomnia?? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4242 Should we adopt or foster parent? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4243 T-man, still planning to run for 2024? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4244 Wait, is this for the census or to help us fall asleep? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4245 When can we eat them? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4246 Trust me, we give Bo Peep the slip every week- it's hilarious. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4247 I can't stop thinking about toasting marshmallows 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4248 The trick is to bark without the k. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4249 Maybe we can start calling our fur wool, go to their barber, and kiss our outrageous grooming charges goodby 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4250 I’m starting to think we misunderstood the job requirement. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4251 Ever since they joined Twitter they started herding each other. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4252 Before Trump we were the best. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4253 They call it “mutton.” Look, just pretend you fell asleep counting them and one disappeared. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
4254 They're shifty. They'll try to pull the wool over your eyes. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4255 You count these, and we’ll add them all up in the morning 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4256 Wherever they go, here we are. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
4257 Watch for the gates mate, last time one sheep got stuck and blocked the entire passage 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4258 Gertrude turn around right now! We are going back to the farm!" "Meeeh don't wanna, lets see if the sleepy one can catch me! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4259 Maybe they’re dogs in sheep’s clothing. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4260 Don't you ever wonder if there's something to eat on the inside? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4261 Remember, if 5 or 6 of them take off, we'll never get any of them back. They'll have herd impunity. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4262 I don't know about you but I'm ready for some baseball! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4263 Can't say this isn't a plush job. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4264 Bo Peep lost again? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4265 I was told that you follow them blindly 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4266 I’m leaving ewe. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4267 Did you get your stimwoolus check yet? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4268 That lamb is going to be a problem. He refuses to follow like sheep. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4269 You and your OCD! Just round 'em up without counting 'em, and I won't have to keep waking you up. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4270 Well, she has always been the black sheep... 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4271 Counting sheep never worked for me. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4272 now that Old McDonald is buying his sheep ‘pre herded’ I just feel like I don’t have a sense of purpose anymore 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4273 I’m just never sure if it’s my own fur or if someone’s pulled the wool over my eyes. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4274 Hey, did you know that we are descended from wolves? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4275 Sure, together we have 95% efficacy, but we both know that 80% is good enough. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4276 Haven’t you ever heard of herd immunity? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4277 Looks like they also couldn’t get a haircut 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4278 I swear to God, Frank, if our bonus this year is another sweater I'm cashing out my 401k and hiring a recruiter. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4279 Listen, we’re switching up the first, and dropping the Wow. 1.1923 0.03761 104 86 17 1
4280 Standoff at the OK Corral. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4281 Apparently,your sheepish ways have finally paid off! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4282 We should tell them they're adopted. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4283 What were you telling me about herd immunity? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4284 Who's the sheepest of them all? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4285 It’s called TikTok. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4286 Counting aspect of this job tends to put one to sleep... 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4287 In a perfect world we are all the same Don. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4288 I can't see a thing. Thank Dog I can smell! 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
4289 You know this quarantine isn’t all bad. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4290 I know we're supposed to be guarding them, but don't you ever wonder... 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4291 Let me think. Did I have these babies, or did you? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4292 How does mutton sound for dinner today? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4293 I think herd immunity from us is setting in. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4294 Tell the truth, I feel a bit sheepish. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4295 Holy sheep! I honestly thought this was our bed. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4296 Keep counting if I fall asleep, okay? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4297 I tell you, they’re a baaaaad crowd 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4298 Are you getting sleepy Phil? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4299 Sam, wake up. You have to stop trying to to count them on the job... 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4300 And this is just phase 1c. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4301 Do we protect them or eat them? Nobody told us nothin'. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4302 I know where I can score some mint jelly. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4303 Don't make eye contact and she'll turn around. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4304 Don’t be seen, only herd. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4305 ... If you tell half the sheep that the other half are socialists,they will herd themselves ... 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4306 “Let’s unionize: we get stale kibble and Whole Foods gets rack of lamb!” 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4307 That's three you've lost today - COVID or no COVID, you are going to get a haircut! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4308 Another few months of Covid and no will be able to tell the difference. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4309 Wake up and count real sheep. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4310 Where's Bo Peep? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4311 I keep falling asleep at work. The vet said a sleep apnea mask might help. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4312 I'd be lying if I said I never wanted to try lamb chops. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4313 ... but my first love is the theatre. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4314 For crying out loud, Frank, stop being so sheepish! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4315 you know Ralph, I don’t think I’m cut out for management 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4316 Are you sure this is where the wolves said they get their clothing? I’m not so sure about the quality. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4317 What ovine day! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4318 Yeah, they called them Sheeple, half human half sheep, I don’t know, but that’s what I herd. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4319 You think you’re top dog? They’re all just a bunch of sheep 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4320 Honest, daisy, they're not mine! 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
4321 These were left over after I fell asleep. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4322 Maybe this time, one little retch will learn to fetch. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4323 ...and you'll never believe what they do with their fur... 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4324 I do not understand why they continue staying so close and they don't wear a mask. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4325 It's not "the wool" that's pulled over your eyes Sam; it's just to fool Ralph Wolf into thinking we're asleep on the job. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4326 I just want to take these clothes off and start howling! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4327 Sure, it's wrong, but if we eat one who's going to know? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4328 I'm so sorry! I told them you were allergic to wool! 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4329 I count nine and anything else is just fake news. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4330 Do you know how to count? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4331 ''It's a very interesting office for a sleep specialist.'' 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4332 Let’s face it we all need haircuts. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4333 The one turning and en pointe ? An ex-baallerina, of course. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4334 Mary said she already had one but I told her she’d be better off with nine. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4335 Just don’t bark, you’ll blow our cover and there goes our shot at herd immunity. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4336 We might be able to score a Broadway musical on us finding Little Bo Peeps' sheep. 1.1905 0.04783 84 72 9 3
4337 I promise I’ve been faithful 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4338 . Ewe think we can pull it off? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4339 It is what it is Babe.. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4340 Let's get outta here. They don't give a sheep. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4341 Is there a work from home option? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4342 Told ya it would be wall to wall sheep out here. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4343 Was that a 'baa' or a 'humbug'? 1.1900 0.03813 100 83 16 1
4344 You can fool some of the sheep some of the time . . . 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4345 Just try not to bark. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4346 Are they all here? I’ve only learned to count to five. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4347 Keep an eye on the yew to your right. She doesn't trust us at all! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
4348 Wannabahs 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4349 If I could see I would certainly consider being a dog instead of a sheep 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4350 Seriously! We can get high dollar for them on the black market. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4351 Look at the camera,damn it! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4352 Where’s Waldo? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4353 They think they have pulled the wool over our eyes 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4354 That was a helluva nap. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
4355 Wait, I thought we were supposed to follow them. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4356 Let' say we head to the border 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4357 Hey, we may have a runner. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4358 I forgot toilet paper. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4359 Well they don't seem to mind when I repeat my story about being disqualified from the Westminster Dog Show. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4360 Did you know that they're from Yale? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4361 There’s always one back sheep in the family. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
4362 Seven. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4363 Suppose--and this is hypothetical of course--all yours ran away. Where would you go look first? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4364 Must be from your side of the family 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4365 Noah said, in two's. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
4366 Have to admit I'm feeling a little sheepish. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4367 Ewe must be kidding. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
4368 Could you imagine us having this many puppies? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
4369 Yeah, the counting thing puts me to sleep too. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4370 Only eight left...we gotta quit falling asleep every time we count 'em. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4371 It’s kind of like the chicken and the egg. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
4372 Round these illegals up, get them across the border and register them to vote before the press is allowed to take pictures. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4373 You need to cut your bangs. You 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4374 But if you were a fox hound, you'd have to, you know, chase foxes. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4375 It looks like someone has been skipping out on me. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4376 HONEY, LISTEN UP... I'M HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4377 There's got to be more to life than just being a sheepdog 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4378 I've tried to eat healthy, but it's hard to give up red meat. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4379 Why is the one on your right looking back, and the 7 others are all looking forward? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4380 I just think that a perm would bring other problems. 1.1892 0.06287 74 65 4 5
4381 How “ewe” doin’? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4382 Everyone seems to be getting along. Wasn't that the idea? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4383 So do you still think society’s too individualistic? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4384 I love my country, but fear my government. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4385 Sorry, but I only have one sheep costume. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4386 Don't be sheepish, they consider ewe a friend. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4387 I can’t see doing this my whole life mostly on account of not being able to see. Full stop. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4388 They may look sheepish to you but they are a wiliest bunch, be careful. #myneyyorkercaption 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4389 I'm a sheep, dog! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4390 Let's all stay calm 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4391 I meant for us to look like the sheep, not sheepish. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4392 If ya didn’t have that hair in your eyes you would know who the mother is. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4393 I don’t know; they’ve been like this ever since the Twitter ban. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4394 Bro, I think we're in the wrong flight 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4395 Well, I for one think he'll like that the wool's yellow now. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4396 It'll help the herd, so how do we convince the reluctant ones to get sheared? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4397 Phil, you herd what I said. Turn around and smile for the camera. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4398 Just when I thought I was a republican....... 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4399 Charley, I know they’re cute but we’re in the shepherding business. It’s our job Man! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4400 I feel like lamb chops for dinner tonight. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4401 You can't pull the wool over my eyes!" 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4402 I'm sure the last time I saw these guys they were wearing red baseball caps. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4403 They look mighty tasty don't they? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4404 Game theory has made me a better sheepdog. You? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4405 I said you instead of ewe and now they won't move. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
4406 Come on, just a bite! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4407 This organization is top-heavy. We're letting you go to explore other opportunities. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4408 I think I’ll get a perm. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4409 How can you be a wolf in sheepdog’s clothing and have the wool pulled over your eyes at the same time? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4410 Listen, they're not our pups! But they sure pulled the wool over your eyes. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4411 I was up all night wondering if we're really just sheep in wolves' clothing. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4412 Do you ever wonder if there’s more to life? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4413 That one over on the right is the black sheep of the lot. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4414 You know, I do this as a hobby. in fact, I am a specialist in monitoring entrances. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4415 I hate Halloween 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4416 Did you know we're sitting behind a flock of sheep? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4417 I told you I’m not up for jumping over the fence behind these guys all night. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4418 How many are there. Every time I begin to count them I fall asleep. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4419 I have one word about the future of insulating textiles. Plastics. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4420 “I know we’re supposed to watch them, but I can’t see a #%@$ thing!” 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4421 Suddenly, I feel sheepish. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4422 Can you imagine, humans think counting sheep is boring? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4423 Turn your head, and you shall see the sheep, my blind friend. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4424 You’re baa-king up the wrong tree, mate. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4425 Say 'baaa' to get free haircut. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4426 Do you think they noticed? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4427 Sometimes I make sure my body-cam is clear of any obstructions, other times a little fur over the lens is unavoidable. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4428 Ya herd? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4429 Well, my owners call me a micro-wolf. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4430 why does it matter what their names are ? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4431 You might wanna keep an eye on Wrongway Corrigan there. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4432 There's no reason to be sheepish, we've all got Covid-hair. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4433 I sheer do like this farm upstate. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4434 Only woolly thinking can save us. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4435 I think there were nine too, but consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4436 We identify as sheep. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4437 Let me tell ‘em about “The Shearing”? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4438 We don't look like them, so why are we called that? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4439 Resistance to conformity is not necessarily bad. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4440 Making them wear those masks, I get, but the social distancing mandate will kill our jobs. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4441 Remember when you voted for the vaccines to be rolled out alphabetically? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4442 Tell me if you've herd this one before... 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4443 If the bouncer asks, the answer is "baa" 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4444 I gotta say, I’m gonna miss these guys when quarantine ends 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4445 Just looking at them makes me want to fall asleep. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4446 Wake up! You've been counting sheep again. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4447 When does this barber open? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4448 Lesson One: The Wolf. Figure it out you move on to lesson two. Or don't, and... 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
4449 Don't panic, but #CancelSheepDogs is trending. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
4450 Looks like Calvin is at it again...your turn to scoop the poop. 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
4451 This will be a hit on tick-talk " 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4452 I guess they really bought into that whole herd immunity thing. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4453 Personally I’m not a racist. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4454 So, you did or did not call for shearing last week? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4455 I'll never get this straight. Is it a 'gaggle', a 'flock' or a 'pack'? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4456 Is he looking? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4457 Act cool. I know the guy at the door. Password - baaaa. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4458 So Wolfie, I was right that the pandemic shutdown of dog groomers would work to our advantage. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4459 Wake up, it's your shift. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4460 Howl or stick to boo? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4461 Are you the wolf? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4462 Once again, Dolly dominates science. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4463 Hey, you were right Tom. We blend right in! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4464 The word in the pasture is Bo Peep puts out! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4465 ...or what about spider monkeys? We’d be spider monkey dogs. Or what about.... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4466 How many you reckon there are? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4467 Did you hear what I herd? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4468 Not everyone can face it that they are sheep 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4469 You know they crossed a Golden Retriever with a Poodle to get a Golden Doodle...you don't suppose...? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4470 Does this mean we have herd immunity? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4471 Is it just me, or is that little Peep kid totally incompetent? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4472 She did say they were docile. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4473 Seriously buddy, the fringe is back. Bitches going crazy for this look right now. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4474 You count. I doze at two. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4475 Don’t give me that sheepish look. You definitely have some explaining to do. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4476 Do you count sheep to fall asleep at night? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4477 Karl Marx is better. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4478 I’m sick of these sheep puns. I’ve herd them all! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4479 Why does everything always have to be about you? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4480 Woof in a sheep’s clothing 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4481 We're not doing the sheep's clothing thing all that well. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
4482 It’s’ 2-for-1 happy hour at the Bone Bar right now... 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4483 So much for herd immunity- they Spring-breaked in Vegas again. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4484 Howard, why don’t our kids look more like me? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
4485 So, who are they going to let go next 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4486 We both need extra large. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4487 Do you think we have to wear masks for service? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4488 On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4489 Ruminant is, the shearing starts tomorrow! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4490 I can't believe we supervise these furry bundles. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4491 Is "Bah" some kind of pejorative they use for dogs? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4492 I'm confused. Do we herd the sheep, or just act like one? I mean we are called SHEEP DOG. Or our lives are all lies... 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4493 I do not understand why you keep insisting that we are sheep dogs. We look nothing like them, and none of them bark our language. In point of fact, all they do is ‘bah-h-h-h’ at us; and frankly, I’m tired of it! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4494 Get mixed up in that crowd, and you'll end up in a sweater. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4495 I see seven. How many can you see? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4496 They've got your eyes and my grandfather's chin. That's definitely my grandfather's chin. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4497 Leave them alone,” you said. “They’ll come home,” you said. You didn’t think to mention the missing tails 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4498 Did you get your papers for this? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4499 When did you go from herder to hoarder? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4500 We're sheepdogs. What else do you think I'd show you? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4501 Let's try the Wiffenpoof Song 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4502 Do you think Little Bo Peep will post a reward for their return? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4503 He also seems to think I'm a god. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4504 They follow each other like sheep but there is always that one in every flock. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4505 I think our name is holding us back. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4506 Of course they’re yours. Any resemblance to the ram is purely coincidental. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4507 Seems like an OSHA violation. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4508 four sheep each babe! we got this! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4509 Geez Marv, you don’t even see them? Now that you’re vaccinated will you please finally get your hair cut? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4510 He says we are supposed to lead them to slaughter. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4511 They chose me to be your trainer because I’ve herded all. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4512 Gimme a break, when I say there's 8, there's 8. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
4513 I feel sheepish, they’re all here baaaa one. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4514 I can’t tell Harry from Hannah, can you? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4515 Our puppies resemble us more in principle than appearance. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4516 Sometimes I wonder where I’d be if I had pursued flyball. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4517 Does this look like overkill to you? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4518 On the count of three, we'll go this way and ewes go that way. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4519 ...and would you believe that at the End both, the hero Sheep Dog and the Coyote punch out on a Time Clock. Wow! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4520 I did count them, but still can't sleep. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4521 I don’t know. I kind of miss shepherding from home. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4522 Try not to fall asleep on the job. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
4523 There's always one in the bunch. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4524 This is the easiest gig ever. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4525 Wow they really do look tiny from here 1.1846 0.03729 65 56 8 1
4526 Don’t judge me, Ralph, but sometimes I talk my wife into wearing her sexy lamb outfit.” 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4527 I wonder what would happen if we herded the sheep on Old MacDonald's doorstep and not let him get out? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4528 I try to keep track of them, but I keep falling asleep. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4529 Why does Henrietta's lamb have teeth? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4530 We're never gonna get through Roll Call if you keep falling asleep 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4531 Where were you when the wolf came? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4532 Short, curly, white hair seems to be the look to kill for. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4533 Do you worry that they might outsource our job to the German Shepherds? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4534 You’re taking the job as a sheepdog a bit too literally. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4535 What do ewes wanna do today? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4536 When Little Bo Peep sees this, she is going to go Bonkers! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4537 I could keep better track of them if I could see them through all this hair on my face. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4538 As far as woolly things go, they're not exactly mammoth. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4539 I said, scream “wolf!” Not “woof!” 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4540 This isn't our crowd. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4541 Do you ever feel the boss is pulling wool over our eyes 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4542 @newyorkermag “do you think you can stay awake past 10 sheep this time?” 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4543 ...“just a good friend, hey?“ 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4544 How'd we get our breed name? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4545 Hey, if you're suffering from insomnia, I have a solution for you! You just need a fence. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
4546 There's one in every flock. That's why we have a job! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4547 Shut your eyes to stay awake. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4548 It's hilarious they all look the same, you feel me? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4549 They can’t pull the wool over my eyes. I already have my hair there 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4550 Yeah but they're still not to happy about Dolly. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4551 I’ll bark and then you herd them. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4552 Tell me again about the affair you never had 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4553 I think we may be in danger too. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4554 It is impossible to keep them physically distanced. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4555 So, what have you herd lately? 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
4556 It’s not fair that we can’t fall asleep while counting sheep 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4557 How are we supposed to keep these sheep 6ft away? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4558 I wish they resembled us more, too. At least, they have your eyes, I think. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
4559 Got any mint jelly? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4560 Something tells me they are about to make a break!! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4561 Should we tell them we're really cats in sheepdogs' clothing? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4562 I gotta admit, after working from home, I'm never going back to the cubicle farm. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4563 I don't know. YOU'VE got the instruction manual. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4564 You aren’t my wife, please let this be a dream. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4565 Talk about a woof in sheep’s clothing. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4566 Stop counting and stay woke. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4567 Until we start makin’ $15 bucks an hour for this gig, I tell ya we’re gettin’ fleeced. 1.1833 0.07323 60 54 1 5
4568 Hey, don't lose hope! This is what we're gonna get as an online graduate! 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4569 This could’ve been an email. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4570 The one facing our direction is a known troublemaker. Don't let him out of your sight. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4571 Completely wrong. Again. They're DEMOCRATS. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4572 Guess what. I've applied for a maternity leave. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4573 Leave them alone. They will come home dragging their tails behind them 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4574 Sometimes I think that they are all plotting against me. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4575 Don't try to count them all, you'll never make it through. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4576 I'm so bored. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4577 Fur for you, fur for me. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4578 WHAT TIME'S BREAK? I'M THINKING SUSHI FOR LUNCH. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4579 In a way, we're the wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4580 I think our bangs really separate us from the rest of the flock, don't you? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4581 And this time don’t nod off while you’re doing the headcount. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4582 This is tiring work. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4583 I am trying to be less micromanaging." 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4584 How long do ya think we can hide out this way? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4585 Feeling sheepish? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4586 If we could count we might finally get to sleep. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4587 six long years as somebody’s sheepadoodle, but I never let the dream die 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4588 Don't even think it! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4589 Bill! I haven’t ‘herd’ you say anything all day long... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4590 Counting up to eight only has its downside 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4591 « The more work I have, the better I sleep » 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4592 And you were calling me sheepish? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4593 I just count the legs and divide by 4. Easy peasy! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4594 Herd immunity it is! #covid_19 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4595 Well I’ll be a Shaggy Dog!! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4596 Sheep talking: Hey, are they watching us? Today I feel it's time to jump. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4597 Ours is a very horizontal organization 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4598 Should you or I tell them what’s on the menu for Easter? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4599 I already herd that joke. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4600 They’ve bred us to this size but still can’t get the bangs out of our eyes.” 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4601 HEARD ABOUT THE NEW PULI IN TOWN ? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4602 If admiration turns into a request to touch, it's a microaggression. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4603 You ever wonder if we're the ones who are really being herded? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4604 If you see something, say something 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4605 So now she's with PeepCo, an Amazon subsidiary. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4606 Reckon we could teach 'em a few new tricks? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4607 So, I herd you got Pfizer. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4608 Don’t get the wool pulled over your eyes. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4609 You realize we're on a very narrow career path. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4610 It's an easier gig when they have separation anxiety. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4611 Junior, just keeping sniffing my butt every day like a good boy and someday these will be yours to lead to slaughter. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4612 They’re actually very bright. They will purposely just wear you out if you let them ! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4613 That's not what I herd. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4614 I herded them up going to the BAAA on St. "Patties" Day without their masks. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4615 Do you hear flutes? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4616 You really think we're related to these fluffballs? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4617 We need to get our holiday picture now before we all start traveling again. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4618 I'm tired of all these covid-hippies.. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4619 He just can't seem to face it but there's just going to be a disenter every single time. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4620 I hear they're going to start calling us Old English Shepherd Immunity Dogs ... 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4621 Guaranteed to give you ONE FULL WEEK of deep sleep! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4622 How do we know they're not wolves in sheeps' clothing and we should take a little break? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4623 Because we're sheep dogs, and they're just sheep.... 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4624 Believe it or not, they say _we_ all look alike. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4625 So,you say most of your relatives have curly hair? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4626 Maybe they're all Judas's for the right price. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4627 Wait until they realize that we are actually Doodles! 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
4628 It’s okay. She’s just refusing to be a sheeple. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4629 Herd immunity isn’t as liberating as I expected. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4630 It's bringing in the SHEAVES, not bringing in the sheep. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4631 I said to count sheep to fall asleep; not to bring ‘em home 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4632 This has to be the easiest job ever! 1.1818 0.03974 88 74 13 1
4633 Maybe we’re wolves in sheep dogs’ clothing. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4634 I'm feeling a little sheepish about about this new coronavirus variant. 1.1818 0.04227 77 65 11 1
4635 Aww. One of them is sheepish. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4636 But what if it's a wolf in dog's clothing?" 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4637 “Im telling you it’s the next Apple, or my name is not Warren Buffett.” 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4638 Look, one of them has got to be the black sheep of the family 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4639 So if one goes missing, and tomorrow I come wearing a new sweater, we won’t speak of it. Capeesh? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
4640 Just watch one episode of “Real Housewives” I swear you will love it! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4641 Let's try to blend in. I could use a close shave. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4642 You know the rules. No sheep til brooklyn. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4643 You ever wonder they call us sheepdogs, but don't call them dogsheeps? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4644 Herd immunity? Sure, but can they make it chewable? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4645 Their baaaaahhh is worse than their bite 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4646 Isn't it funny how they all fell in line after one of their own had that little accident down by the creek? 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
4647 It’s a rookie mistake to try to count them. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4648 No, Ralph. You don’t have to count them! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4649 As soon as you feel yourself nodding off, stop counting. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4650 Ruff and fluff. Ruff and fluff. Same old thing. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4651 It's ok to feel a little sheepish the first time. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4652 I've never heard of a wolf in dog's clothing before. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4653 You're too old for this sheep. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
4654 Stay on your side. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4655 I just had them audition for the new TV show- Sheep-ish. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4656 I feel like a loin roast tonight, how about you? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4657 I’m starting to get a little sleepy. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4658 They're sheep damn it. You can't expect them all to stand correctly. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4659 If you round them up there are ten. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4660 Have you been trained on herding sheeple yet? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4661 I can't wait to blog about this later. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4662 I admit it--every night I dream of eating lamb chops. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4663 Are you absolutely sure this is our long-lost family. Or is it an Ancestry.com mistake? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4664 I love these family reunions. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4665 If we’re sheep dogs, are THEY the dogs? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4666 So Ralph, if we ate one do you think they'ed blame it on Sam? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4667 Have you ever heard of shearing? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4668 Looks like we're out of a job! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4669 I only count 7 don't you? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4670 Four for you and four for me. Let's eat! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4671 I promise they won’t shed 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4672 As your intern, I want to thank you for letting me get some field experience. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4673 I really have no idea how to count... 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4674 That one's just a bit sheepish. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4675 You don't believe that internet gossip about a wolf in sheep's clothing, do you? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4676 Did you call Eweber Eats? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4677 The trick to staying awake is not to count them. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4678 I’m telling you, they’re just pulling the wool over your eyes 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4679 Don’t be sheepish, go up and say hi! I heard Baaaaa’d boys are her type. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4680 Moderna huh? I got the Pfizer vaccine myself... so... you single or what? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4681 I only called you cause I thought you spoke Sheepish! 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4682 I told you all we had to do was subscribe them to Netflix. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4683 I think it's the "Bah-Bah-Bah-ah-ah" thing all day that really gets to me! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4684 You fell asleep again, am I right? I told you not to count the sheep... 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4685 Distance learning is okay for some, but I'm a big believer in the personalized, hands-on approach. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4686 I know what you're saying, but I just don't feel like I'm fitting in. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4687 Blackface? Really... 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4688 That one is looking for a place to die. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4689 OK,you guard them at night. See if you can stay awake. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4690 That reminds me; we need haircuts. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4691 Hey wake up! You're not supposed to count them! 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
4692 It's shear luck that we found the best baa-baa in town. Just remember you're a ewe. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4693 Ewe, David 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4694 Best haircut in town. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4695 Watch out. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4696 Like a sheep in sheep’s clothes. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4697 Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme. The rest, I forgot their names. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4698 Why be herded when you can just be labeled? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4699 They’ll bleat if they see anything. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4700 Look at these furry clowns, I bet they can't even see us 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4701 They seem like a happy group “ 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4702 I'm part wolf and they know it 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4703 So, you got written up for falling asleep every time you were asked to count these guys? 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4704 I'll take the front line -- you can pick up the rear. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4705 Isn’t this whole sheep dog thing a bit racist 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4706 Our kids do have a strange bark, don't they? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4707 Do you ever feel like you're spending your whole life going round in circles? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4708 I know it's in our blood. But I want to dance! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4709 See who it is. Cry wolf. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4710 I’m not feeling that old killer instinct. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4711 I gues we could just stand behind these guys until we find our pants 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4712 They're not G.O.A.T.s 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4713 You can always tell which one is the wolf. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4714 I thought you herd me the first time. You aren’t being ewe-nique by standing that way! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4715 What's old is new again. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4716 Do you think remote work is really here to stay? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4717 So how does this work, do they count themselves? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4718 Wise guys end up in the stew, Larry! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4719 I say we settle for the one turned the wrong way. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4720 If I count them again I'll fall asleep. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4721 I know they've imprinted on me, Edgar, but I'm just not up to this nursing gig. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4722 So you never met the Marx brothers. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4723 Did you hear the latest rumor about "Wolves in sheep's clothing" 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4724 I say we eat 'em all, then blame it on Ted Cruz." 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4725 You’re just jealous because they take after my side of family. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4726 There're like our children! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4727 I hear the dogs over at the neighbor's farm do their herding over Zoom. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4728 Authoritarian, sure, but not fascist. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4729 They are mad at her! She chose not to be vaccinated for the herd immunity. Theoni Moschetti, Boulder, Colorado 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4730 The trick is to get them to count themselves before your shift is over. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4731 So... When do we tell them they are adopted? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4732 This time,you count em. I going to sleep 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4733 The election was woolen. 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
4734 Don't forget, the job is herding, not hurting. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4735 You can't see them, either? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4736 I think we blend in the 99% just fine 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4737 Have you submitted your retirement date? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4738 I’m not so sure about this vaccine, Rufus 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4739 Thank Dog I've got eight fingers. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
4740 I told you they'll never get cloning right. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
4741 Yes, I'm an alpha dog, but it's over these things that have the combined intellect of a macadamia nut. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4742 Sheep dogs? SHEEP DOGS? Why not Grizzly dogs? Buffalo dogs? Sheesh. I'm clocking out. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4743 Count 'em again, dammit! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4744 Our job sure has gotten a whole lot easier since the invention of the Taser. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4745 You know how they say the master eventually starts looking like their dog... 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4746 I miss Flock of Seagulls. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4747 See? All you need are a few chihuahuas and some fiberglass insulation. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4748 We have a problem on our paws; she will not turn around ! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4749 Yew make me feel sheepish. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4750 Let’s maintain diligence and keep the flock calm, wool futures are up 11.02% this year, bodes well for our bonus plan.... 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4751 Boss should be happy he built that 40 foot barn. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4752 They may seem tame Randy, but don’t you let em pull the wool over your eyes. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4753 Pandemic hair, don't care. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4754 Actually I'm a sheeple dog. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4755 Why is it always about ewe? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4756 What'd say we eat a couple of 'em and go on the lamb? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4757 There's always one that just will not conform. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4758 They don’t look like me. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4759 Why don't they call them dog sheeps? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4760 Maybe we should dress in wolf's skin? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4761 Interesting how some species all look alike. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4762 If I say that they all look alike, does that make me an anti-sheepite? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4763 If there is a goat there I can't see it. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
4764 Yeah, literally anything we want. We’ve got herd impunity. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4765 Can we eat them now? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4766 It’s clear we have some bond with them 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4767 I don't have the heart to tell them that they are adopted. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4768 At least we don't have to worry about them pulling the wool over our eyes. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4769 since the dogs are here maybe we should put our masks back on even though we all got vaccinated 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4770 Wool that be all? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4771 Do you think we'll be able to spot the wolf on the internet? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4772 I swear there was nine of them 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4773 I'll fuck the front row, then you can fuck the back row. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
4774 Is it me, or do these sheep not know how to play “ Simon Says”? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4775 You can have the one on the right. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4776 They seem a little suspicious . . How about a sheer nonsense wompwomp joke . . . 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4777 Almost Rover - try and get Daisy also to face the readers next time then we can move onto ten sheep. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4778 I'm telling you they're yours. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4779 Honey, stop worrying about what our kids look like. Remember, we're sheepdogs. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4780 Your problem is your a sheepdog that wants to be a sheep Michael. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4781 Hey buddy, you're supposed to watch them, not count them. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4782 Now I know how Harry Hill felt going on Witness Protection at the end of Goodfellas. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4783 Do you like mutton 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4784 If this is your idea to get a free haircut then count me out. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4785 Say what you want about wolves, but least the wolf is standing up for what he believes in!!! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4786 Is this what they meant by diversity? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4787 Bo is off today. She's with her peeps. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4788 Quarantine project finally finished I guess 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4789 Trust me, the grooming here is worth the waiting. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4790 And you know Steve, I just said...”I don’t see color” 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4791 I mean I’m technically 1/8 part wolf but that doesn’t mean I wear their clothing if you know what I’m saying. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4792 At the last farm, there were 50 sheep. I kept falling asleep before I was done counting them. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4793 If you count in tens you'll stay awake. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4794 So, Trump says to Epstein... 1.1772 0.05909 79 70 4 5
4795 Well what do you know? Herd immunity. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4796 Hey Ralph, you know Einstein’s theory of relativity? You think he put a patent on that? 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
4797 Can't believe you forgot the mint jelly. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4798 There's a lot of them. Don't sweat it . 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
4799 I always count up to eight sheep before I go to sleep each night Spike. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
4800 How come no one ever talks about a sheepdog in wolf's clothing? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
4801 I’m so over Zoom meetings. We’re muted, right? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4802 The sheep are going to the dogs. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4803 This reminds me of the role I had in the cartoon with Wile E. Coyote. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4804 They don't look at tasty from here. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4805 I mean it, Zippy! One more crack about lamb chops and I'm writing you up! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4806 They’re getting away with a lot, but I’ve found this domesticated dog suit earns more trust. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
4807 I know in couples therapy we’ve talked about how I need to work on my jealousy. But, honestly, are you having an affair with that ram from down the street? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4808 I guess they haven’t had a haircut in a year either 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4809 We're all shaggy, but they're a part of the renewable economy. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
4810 They're down-sizing the flock. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
4811 Wiffenpoof not Huff n Puff 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4812 I just read that Arkansas and South Dakota passed new laws about us. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4813 Whatcha heard? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4814 Don't lose him - he's right in your blind spot. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4815 I guess we're just lucky they didn't want us to watch the corn. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4816 Just remember to avoid counting them-they hate cliches. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4817 So you say he was a sheep in wolf's clothing, huh? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4818 Disney’s remake of Shaggy Dog should incorporate fluffy groupies! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4819 They've been sitting there for 20 minutes and I'm starting to think we'd be better off herding ourselves. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4820 I've developed an allergy to fleece and I've been reassigned. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4821 Don’t be sheepish, just ask her out 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4822 'Well, it's a start. I can't count over 8 before I fall asleep anyway." 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4823 If you're finished counting you can wake up now. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4824 If the wolf kills them, I am okay with it. They are responsible for the systemic racism. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
4825 I don’t think this is what they meant when they said to go after the sheepskin.” 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4826 Are you feeding her a treat? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4827 Will: “Is this the line for free haircuts?” Luke: “Stop barking - you’ll give us away!” 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4828 You got this, right? Need to get to my next gig! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4829 I am thinking of getting this kind of perm, what do you think? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4830 8. There are 8 of them. I’m still not tired—can we go home now? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4831 I know we're not supposed to sleep on the job, but how do they expect us to stay awake while counting all these sheep? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4832 Another b-ewe-tiful morning, eh, Tom? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4833 Look, it's easy to see but hard to say WHO has turned their back on us! 🙂🙃 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4834 I’m okay here if you want to flock off early. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4835 He seems to gravitate to you. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
4836 I can’t believe they are paying us to watch over Trump supporters. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4837 Where'd these guys get their fancy clothes? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4838 I DON'T GET IT, WHY ARE WE THE ONLY DOGS NAMED AFTER THE ANIMAL WE BABYSIT? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4839 See, there, that black sheep had nothing to do with this. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4840 I'm just worried it's appropriation. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4841 They only date as a group. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4842 Which one pulled the wool over your eyes? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4843 Don't worry, we'll just get sheared and then leave. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4844 I told you that shee-p-a would be worth it. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4845 Why is that sheep staring at us? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4846 Have you seen Little Bo Peep? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4847 Which one’s our mother? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4848 Do you think bangs are still popular is 2021? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4849 Buncha Bleeting Heart Liberals 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4850 Leave her another voicemail. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4851 But you never do hear them called Dogsheep, do you. 1.1757 0.06193 74 66 3 5
4852 Bet they never heard of a Sheepdog sandwich. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4853 I knew there was a good reason we didn't go to the groomers during the pandemic. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4854 Just saying that crying wolf can be an effective tool to promote social distancing. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4855 They say sheep look like their dogs...but I don't see it. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4856 Psst, Shep, don’t look now, but one of the them’s about to make a run for it. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
4857 See, I told you they'd make a great offensive line 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4858 If you say ‘I herd ewe’ one more time, I’m quitting. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4859 So Lenin told the Bolsheviks that they were... 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4860 The job's a lot easier since herd immunity. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4861 If I have to count them one more time, I'm going to fall asleep. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4862 You know, I only took this job to qualify as an essential employee. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4863 I’m a lawyer not a sheep! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4864 They ain't our species, but it's worth a try. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
4865 Before you nodded off, your last words were "...seven, eight." 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4866 Have you found that counting them makes you drowsy? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4867 What do you think? Enough for herd immunity...? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4868 What are we supposed to do? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4869 It's a little embarrassing, but you meet a lot of wolves. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4870 BA! BA! BA! Is that all they have to say? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4871 I didn’t know hairdressers had reopened! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4872 Did you hear bangs are back in style? 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
4873 i know that my barber has yet to reopen, but what's their excuse? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4874 Dog to dog “Frank, what’s wrong with them?” One sheep to another “don’t they read the New Yorker? They should know how baaaad it is to stand so close together?” 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4875 Ewe’ve GOT to be sheeping me! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4876 You expect me to believe, these are sheep dogs. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4877 Everybody's got a right to choose, Ralph! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4878 diversity...just pretend 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4879 Damned Trump followers! Can’t do anything to herd them to get their vaccinations. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4880 Stay if you like but - I'm not old, I'm not English, and I look nothing like them. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4881 I'd turn back if I were ewe. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4882 If the plural of sheep is sheep, what's the plural of Sheepdog? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4883 I know they're moreish but someone's going to notice we're missing 100 sheep. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4884 You know, I can't see a thing either. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4885 Ya ever wonder where dog food comes from? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4886 Do you think the wolves have a strategy… or are they just opportunistic? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4887 Second Cousins once removed 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4888 Sure but what makes you think they won’t sheer us next? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4889 You have the rings with you, right? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4890 Woof Woof?" "Ruff Ruff." .... "oh okay 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4891 I wonder which of them are wolves 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4892 There's no use barking; they've achieved heard immunity. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
4893 They think I’m their mother. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4894 Are you sure everyone here is at least half vaccinated? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4895 A little rebellion in the ranks makes our job so much more fun. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4896 It’s sheer numbers Jim. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4897 I can’t wait until the sheeple get here! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4898 Do you think they know they’re adopted? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4899 Do we get paid by the hour or by piece work?" 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4900 I feel safe. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4901 Okay! You take four and I'll take four. Who's gonna know? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4902 You are stuck on the ugly one! 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
4903 Every time I start counting them I fall asleep. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4904 Keep 'em away from the humans. They're shear trouble. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4905 Does the sign say, “shearing” or “chops”? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4906 In life there are sheep, sheep dogs and, actually, lots of other stuff too! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4907 OK so you go down about 10 yards and break to the outside, and I’ll hit you. 1.1739 0.06515 69 62 2 5
4908 Why do we always have to go in the back? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4909 Let me guess, you don't see a problem. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4910 Someday son, this will all be ewes. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4911 "You ever get the feeling that our forefathers once had an inter-species dalliance with these guys? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4912 They are carrying herd immunity a little too far. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4913 What if one of them is really a wolf in sheep's clothing? I was only taught how to herd sheep! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4914 This was a little too easy. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4915 I'm telling you: the buddy system doesn't work 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4916 Look at them, all lined up to get their vaccine. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4917 What's wrong, Steve? Having a baaaaaad day? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4918 Counting them has made me just a little tired. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
4919 I’ll never forgive you for talking me into getting bangs. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4920 Democrats. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4921 Our dad was one kinky dog! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4922 Maybe it’s true - name is destiny. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4923 We did a ham last Easter. How about lamb chops? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4924 Can you at least pretend? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4925 - This one next to you is way too shy for a selfie! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4926 The pension's great 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4927 I should have known you were a sheep fucker, Waldo. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4928 Hey, wake up! Never count them till they're back in the pen. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4929 Counting them is what keeps me up at night. How do you deal with it? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4930 I dunno...it just seems presumptive to use gender-specific terms like ‘dame’ and ‘little boy’. When did we last ask their pronouns? And who is this ‘Master’ in all this?! 1.1733 0.06114 75 67 3 5
4931 We like sheep 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4932 Sam, you're driving us crazy! It's sheaves, not sheep. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4933 This shepherd maintains an exceptional guards per herd ratio. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4934 So we're just sheepdogs doing our fucking job? I don't see what's so funny about that, brother. Not unless you're some coddled big city type, so fully alienated from anything that's not meaningless knowledge work, you find shit like this amusing. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4935 Therapist says seeing the same sheep in our dreams is not normal. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4936 I was going to make a sheep joke but you bleat me to it. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4937 Son, they are call “Dog-sheep, they are like our groupies! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4938 There’s always one back sheep... 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4939 Do you smell wolf? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4940 Actually it's a pretty easy gig. You just watch sheep, that's it. However it is boring as s***. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4941 This litter seems somehow different. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4942 I feel sheepish. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4943 You call yourself a sheepdog! I'd be better off partnering with a calculator! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4944 He's under the haystack, fast asleep. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4945 You always act so sheepishly. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4946 How long do we have to wait for Bo Peep, it’s almost happy hour. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4947 Did you count 72? I was told there would be 72. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
4948 I think they’re trying to pull the wool over our eyes. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4949 Don't let them pull the wool over our eyes. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4950 And then I heard them say the craziest thing: a wolf in sheep’s clothing! I swear to dog! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4951 I guess we're following the herd now. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4952 You go left and I'll go right. Then will see who they regard as their true leader. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4953 Let’s fit in! Look at this, ‘Baaaa!’ I’m a sheep now. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4954 Do I have to memorize all their names? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4955 Doug, next time you better remember to go to the barber. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4956 I have to admit, while we must endeavor to treat them equally, its hard to hide my admiration for Fluffy’s exuberant spirit and stubborn independence 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4957 Don't worry. This pet salon is going for a rustic aesthetic. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4958 There's a rumour circulating that they secretly despise us. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4959 Sheep! I didn’t think there would be this many! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4960 . You have to earn their respect, so don't mention Old and English. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4961 The key is not to fall asleep. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4962 Gosh, I think we're the black sheep. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4963 Shall we eat one and call it a day 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4964 I have rely on the sheep mannerisms and the sheep lingo. I can’t wear the clothing. I’m just too allergic. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4965 they might have a point..... 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4966 I guess we're just a couple of sheep in dog's clothing. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4967 I say we round em up. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4968 Say what you want about THE THORNBIRDS. Nothing tops LAMBERT THE SHEEPISH LION, in my book! 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4969 Hey dude, the sheep are not social distancing. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4970 Three caption entries: 1) What now? 2) Should we start? 3) Are you ready to round them into the pen? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4971 Next time,when I remind you to bring the wolf suit,maybe you'll listen! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4972 Does it ever bother you they're just cartoon sheep? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4973 With this covid thing, it's been a long time since we all got hair cuts. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4974 You know, Ed, I really miss the mute button... 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4975 Before we get started...you read the H.R. manual on workplace appropriate practices...right?? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4976 Hey...can you...can you count? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4977 Have these sheep pulled the wool over our eyes" 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4978 Not one 'baa baa baa' since we explained white privilege. Only 'waa waa waa' 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4979 You counted them, didn't you Howard. The bushy eyebrows don't cover your snores. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4980 You can remember: I know you like lamb chops. We have 'eight' sheep... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4981 The trick is not being too sheepish. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4982 How do we make sheep’s clothing out of these? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4983 Ya think we can get a haircut too? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4984 Mary, why do you keep singing Mary had a little lamb, little lamb? Is there something I should know? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4985 You see any wolves? I don't! Let's take a break! 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4986 No one makes a sweater out of dog hair," they said, "so why do you think you're man's best friend?" And I said, "Well, for one thing, I'm not passive-aggressive. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4987 When I was younger, I thought I would wool the world. But this is shear madness! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4988 I know which one farted. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4989 I think they help you sleep. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4990 I'm getting lots of complaints from the herd that you're too much of a control freak! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4991 I mean are they really counting all of them? We could just split one. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4992 Whadd'ya say we take the afternoon off and go find some real butts to sniff? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4993 I told you, "no ifs, ands, or butts." 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4994 You’re right, it’s way easier using your iPhone. But next time pick a movie we can all enjoy. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4995 Glad you're in charge now - the last one led the herd into the Capitol. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4996 I don't know about you, but I think watching the lemmings is more fun. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4997 You paying attention to me or counting sheep again?! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4998 We just look like Sheep Dogs: so naturally they come. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4999 I'd like to know who their groomers are. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5000 Not all sheep are Fox News watchers, but... 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5001 I know the door guy. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5002 Keep counting, but never ever fall ashleep 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5003 Hey, so much for social distancing am I right? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5004 Silence! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5005 So, I heard they are cloning dogs now. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5006 After all the drama, they actually prefer outdoor dining. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5007 They promised me that there would be a better racial balance. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5008 I know you hear one is leaving...But herding involves more than hearing. So if you heard one is leaving,it is only one part of herding. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5009 So if we are descended from wolves, wouldn't that make us wolves in sheep's clothing? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5010 Be proud, George! We may be surrounded by sheep, but we’re not wolves! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5011 Sweater weather is over, now we just hang out with them. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5012 I am not sure what make me happier: having an essential job or having an outdoor job 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5013 I assume this is what our human means when he refers to an eight ball. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
5014 They might be on the lamb. However,we are just as sheepish. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5015 If you’re a star, they let you do it! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5016 I thought we were supposed to social distance 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5017 so I started doing cross-fit 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5018 We're sitting here having a quiet conversation and then these guys show up. They can clearly see that we're on a break 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5019 It's not appropriation my mom was half merino. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5020 It's the best barber in town. The wait is worth it, I promise. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5021 Wow, herd immunity was a long time coming. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5022 Sheep Dog? No harry, I'm not that kinky... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5023 Was it you, or did your owner ask the groomer for the "See No Evil"? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5024 Every now and then when a sheep goes missing, I blame it on you. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5025 I thought you said this was a sheepdog convention 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5026 But why did he call us Olde? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5027 Do androidoodles dream of electric sheep? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5028 (Aussie slang) ya know we can't chow down rite? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5029 Ewe see anything? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5030 Well, if Sheepdog isn’t cultural appropriation then I don’t know what is. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5031 Did he say exactly how much more he would pay us than what we're getting now? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5032 I knew people had sex with sheep. but who knew dogs could too. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
5033 Stop counting them - you're dozing off. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5034 She won't turn around because she claims she has "herd immunity". 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5035 I said we are getting ..."Lamb-bushed" 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5036 You're not doin' too well with the whole sheep-herding thing. When the guy with the shears gets here next week, how 'bout asking him for a little trim around the eyes? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5037 Do you think they’ll find us? I’m just not ready to go back to work yet. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5038 It's pronounced MOUNT-ain, not mutton 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5039 No survivors. The wolf can take the rap. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5040 I can't believe it... they made the sheep-to-dog ratio even higher." 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5041 Doesn’t it seem like the whole sheep thing is defining our legacy 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5042 Didn't he promise that tonight the girls would be in sheer wear, dog? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5043 That one always did have an attitude! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5044 Dolly here wants to sell me an NFT for her next fleece. Whadya think? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5045 Open your eyes! Dammit. You're letting the one at your right sneak away!! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5046 He's not black so I'm guessing developmental topographical disorientation. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5047 I alone can fix this. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5048 Herd this. Corral that. I can't help but feel a little constrained by the sheepdog paradigm. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5049 Have you heard the one about the shaggy sheep? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5050 These dogs look funny. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5051 They’re always looking for new followers 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5052 If they can shear 130 sheep how come they can’t trim out bangs? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5053 I love mutton more than ball. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5054 How black do we need to be to qualify for reparations? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5055 No, no. I don't think I would ever do it. I'm just saying, genetically speaking, someone's ignoring the risk profile." 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5056 No more food insecurity? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5057 I hate these team pictures 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5058 Wanna hear a joke I herd? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5059 well. you're skinnier than you look too. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5060 Bah, the real challenge is which Freudian quip to count! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5061 Sorry, I'm too sheepish. Can't handle this. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5062 I forget - is he supposed to be in wolf's clothing? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5063 Do we need to remind him again that he's not the black sheep? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5064 For half your biscuits I won't spill the beans about you using GPS 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5065 I just wish we weren’t playing the Tampa Bay Wolves this week. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5066 I can just bite one and say it was a wolf, no one will ever blame me. I call it herd immunity. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5067 Is This as good as it gets? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5068 It’s always “Herd the sheep today, Norman!” And never, “We’re you HEARD today, Norman?” 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5069 Are you sure they aren’t our dinner? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5070 You have to stop thinking I'm a coyote, man. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5071 They can’t see you either 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5072 Why are we named after them? I shear no resemblance 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5073 If you call me that one more time I'll eat four of them. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5074 What d'ya mean count 'em? I'm a dog! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5075 You really need to work on your "baaaaa" 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5076 Herd this funny one? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5077 Ewe stay. I’ll be baaa-ck. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5078 It’s not fair bro, she thinks everything I tell her is a shaggy dog story. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5079 You’ll do just fine—the job will come to you instinctively. But whatever you do, do not begin counting them. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5080 On this episode of Undercover Boss! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5081 Don't look at me like that Barb. Everyone serves lamb for Easter dinner. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5082 See the media have been turning these sheep into... well, sheep. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5083 I keep losing track and drifting off. How many did you count? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5084 So, how could YOU tell if one was missing? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5085 If I seem sheepish, it's probably my impostor syndrome. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5086 You think we look like them? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5087 If we don’t keep watch, they might try to unionize. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5088 Turn around, face the camera, and say Pecorino. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5089 Shame abot the Paris Opera, they really are fantastic dancers... 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5090 We used to have more, but remote herding caused our attrition rates to skyrocket. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5091 Is there anything you wool’d to tell me before I get the results of the paternity test? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5092 You're looking especially sheepish today, Doug. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
5093 He wants to know if we think wolves might find this offensive. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5094 NFT's stand for Non-fungible what? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
5095 Don’t you love being a dog in sheep’s clothing? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
5096 Distant cousins? Baa... 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5097 Then, if we go through with this, there's the question of betrayal ... 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5098 I told you we should have dyed our eyebrows! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5099 John, behold your sons. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
5100 Dude, what numbers did you see? “2024” 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
5101 Now that we’ve been vaccinated we’ve finally achieved herd immunity. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5102 I've counted them 20 times and I'm still not sleepy. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5103 Baa... 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5104 Honestly, have you TRIED lamb? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5105 Okay, this is where I draw the line with the dog park rules... 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5106 Sheep dogs are thinking "Are we sheep or are we dogs"? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5107 I took them to see 'The silence of the Lambs" 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5108 can I keep one. can I keep one. Please!!!! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5109 The main ingredient in our dog food is lamb. I'm just sayin' what we're both thinking. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5110 You take the four on the right, I'll take the ones on the left. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5111 How about the one in the first row, third from the left? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5112 You count 'em. I'm tired of it. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5113 They say it's the occupational hazard. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5114 Do you think this will work as a pod? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5115 It's a good complement to my night job in the deli. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5116 We're in trouble when it's shearing season. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5117 It's a good thing there aren't more of them, I can only count to eight. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5118 Any idea what happened to the other five while I was on break? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5119 That's right, a secret cabal of Satan-worshipping, cannibalistic pedophiles run a global child sex-trafficking ring. But these sheeple don't want to hear the truth! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5120 Don't ever call me a sheep dog! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5121 Are you sure you gave them the red pill? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5122 Which one would you have sex with?...I mean, in a pinch. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5123 The doctor did warn us we were at higher risk for multiples... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5124 Since your new here ill give you a tip.when you hear them bleating wake up 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5125 I’m okay with being defined by my career. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5126 Let's walk down and tickle them all. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5127 Do they know that we are here just for the hairdressing service? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5128 Oh, I don't think it's too long. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5129 If you'd mentioned when we first met that you're a sheep dog, I'm not so sure I would've fallen for you 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5130 I tell you: They must have cloned Mary's little lamb! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5131 And that’s why we don’t know how many more there are than five 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5132 Ewe should not make eye contact. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
5133 Lamb chops--yea or nay? Discuss. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5134 On your right. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5135 My gut tells me that we shouldn't follow these sheep! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5136 The former Pres. said it was ok! Just grab ‘em! We are Sheep Dogs, you know! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5137 Can you take my night shift? I've got a date. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5138 Keeping up with all these sheep makes it difficult to stay awake 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5139 R we cheap dogs or sheep dogs? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5140 Look at us, back at work face to face! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5141 They won't notice until after we've had our free haircuts. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5142 Not sure, but is this what they are referring to as the ‘herding effect’? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5143 I know they're supposed to represent the consensus, but being around them just makes me sleepy... 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5144 When you said you were bringing in the sheep - you weren't kidding. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5145 One out of eight see it your way so the minority wins. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
5146 I guess you’d say we’re a woof amongst baaa’s 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5147 No, I've never heard of the product 'Shear Magic' -- have you? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5148 Don’t you hate always being in the back of group photos? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5149 Ewe can't even look me in the eye." Lynne Z. Mingione Ventnor city, N 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5150 This is much easier since I bit off their feet." 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5151 We're the result of our great, great, great grandfather dallying with the sheep. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5152 Do you think he's really going to take our picture? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5153 hey check it out it's the ideal constituent 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5154 Sprechen sie Deutsch? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5155 This job was a lot easier when we could work from home. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5156 Do you think they’re dogs in sheep’s clothing? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5157 In ancient Egypt, talking dogs were automatically gods. Hell, even a talking jackal could qualify. But nowadays? Look. All I'm saying is you're nothing without an Instagram account. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5158 They’re cute, but why do they all dress alike? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5159 Wake up Farley. You fell asleep again. Trust me; it's eight. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5160 I would kill for a kabob tonight. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5161 Yep, he starts out just like us, and they wind up writing a whole book about this guy, this Jesus guy. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5162 Bob, I know you're a rookie, but this job is simple: it's either count sheep all day or say, " Humbug" every time they 'Bah' to annoy them. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5163 Let's go find someone who's wearing all black 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5164 Dogs are wolves in sheeps clothing - I'm leaving. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5165 Number 5 has gone "hokie-pokie" on us. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5166 Do you think we rounded up enough for herd immunity? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5167 And they said it would be like herding cats 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5168 If only we could get him turned around 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5169 Hey BaBa...do you think they have any wool ? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5170 Remember that embarrassing wool sweater you wore last winter? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5171 When you’re a star, they let you do it. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5172 I baa baanged all these sheep. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5173 I've had a lot of time to think this year, and I'm just not sure herds still bring me joy. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5174 Tha Naught Sheep and the Good boys 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5175 I heard that too 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5176 Now, don’t be Sheepish, you got to get in there & herd these guys! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5177 Really, and all you can eat mutton buffet again????? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5178 Stop counting sheep, you know this is how we lost three of them last week. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5179 They protest whenever we take away their newborns or get one of them slaughtered, how about we let them think that less sheep is better for the environment 🤭 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5180 Tell me again. How did babe do it? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5181 So remember, it's Baa-ram-ewe! Baa-ram-ewe! To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true! ... got it?! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5182 I heard one of them is actually a wolf 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
5183 So yeah, this is kind of the whole gig. Should we take a quick look at the break room? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5184 Wait, aren’t we supposed to be wearing masks? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5185 Karl, be honest, did you let Bo Peep wander off again? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5186 I know we usually call the shots, but when it comes to inoculation, let’s just get in line even if we are mistaken for sheep. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5187 Posers. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5188 Just act nonchalant maybe they wont notice.. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5189 It's an easy mistake to make with fur covering your eyes and all" 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
5190 I told them to do their own thing. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
5191 I herd they were no longer checking if we were meeting the criteria for priority vaccination, I think we will get it this time 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
5192 Is there more than sheep?”! You need a therapist 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5193 Watch the one on the left he’s trying to leave herd immunity 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
5194 Okay. Yes, they’re cuddly. But whose are they?! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5195 I love watching them get sheared. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5196 I hear they make good companions. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5197 You know what I heard? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5198 With this insomnia pandemic you reallu have your work cut out for you 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5199 Don’t be such a sheep, dog! 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5200 Doggone sheep. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5201 So sheep!! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5202 I thought you said there were 10. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5203 There's no need to invent a supernatural being to manipulate these idiots, Jeff 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5204 Two, four, six, eight. Who do you appreciate? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5205 Sorry Mitch--you're still two sheep short. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5206 They’re hypoallergenic, just like us. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5207 Why aren't all these sheep wearing their masks? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5208 Your logic is fuzzy and your thinking is wooly. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5209 Does this job give you a craving for lamb chops? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5210 Hey! Let’s tell them to attack Little Bo Peep. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5211 I think they can smell your mutt - on breath 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5212 We fall asleep at the count of eight" 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
5213 Frankly Frank, you are too sheepish for this job! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5214 Rhonda, you really need to get your eyebrows done. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5215 Lets travel with these sheep and save our master's some sheeping costs. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5216 They’re hoping to achieve the herd immunity they heard about from a fox. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5217 We'll show mom who are baa girls. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5218 This group always puts me to sleep 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5219 Just add "Fake News" to whatever you say and they'll buy it." 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5220 I was told if we stay with the herd we would be immune. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5221 I know she’s not black, that’s a figure of speech. Just watch her, OK? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5222 I'm sorry Jake not even the promise of treats will make me to back. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5223 Somebody sneaked through the barn door. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
5224 Dude, do you realize that ever since I cut this triangle in the hair over my eyes I can actually SEE what's making all that noise?" And let me tell you, we've been wasting our time. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5225 Yep, rounded them all up. It was mutton... 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5226 I've heard they can teach us herd immunity 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5227 That one to the left is kinda cute, but I don’t think we ‘re allowed to date outside our species. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5228 Long lost cousins? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5229 They'll never know we are sheep DOGS" 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5230 hey Carl, maybe it’s time to do our job and speak up 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5231 Sheep in dog’s clothing 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5232 „Mark, are you really happy with your job?“ 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5233 Anyway, I’m about to drop an NFT. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5234 Those two in front are grinding my gears. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5235 You can’t call them sheep anymore, becasue they now self-identify as dogs 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5236 Sometimes I feel like it's them herding us, you know what I mean? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5237 I know we’re in charge, but honestly, who’s counting? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5238 You think they can see use. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5239 Why don’t we call a setter and try out that whoof-top restaurant. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5240 It’s shear terror time! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5241 My agent tells me I do baaa-llerina with the best of them. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5242 It's almost like they think we're in disguise. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5243 Do you like grass? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5244 Know any choral numbers we could sing? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5245 Have you got wool over your eyes or fur? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5246 Look at them lining up for the vaccine, sheeple"- " that's quite a cough you've got there max".. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5247 I read on social media that sheep can’t catch catch coronavirus. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5248 Hey rookie, if ewe haven’t herd already... things can get wooly baaaaaaad on a full moon. Just last month Bingo and his crew were lambushed! 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
5249 Are you sure? They don’t look like they’re bleating... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5250 No one would suspect us if we ate just one. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5251 I think it’s time we get a haircut. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5252 We all feel sheepish at times, dog gone it. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5253 Wool you speak up, I don’t think they herd you 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5254 For dessert? Ba-ba-ba-ba-baba au rhum! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
5255 I go away one week a year for my convention and you said nooooo I'd rather stay home. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
5256 I’m not sure... They look like sheep but the Q drop last night has me thinking otherwise... 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
5257 Ewe-munity? Never herd of it. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
5258 They all went to Yale. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5259 Hey, you said you wanted to go out. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5260 Think outside the box. Four for me, four for you. What do ya think? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5261 Naow, daown’t bai a puhv, Walph. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5262 How Baa Baa of them to call us Sheep Dogs! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5263 Give him your famous “are you kidding me” stare. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5264 We were made for this! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5265 Screw it. I'm gonna eat one. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5266 Are they like us or are we like them? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5267 We've perfected the "herd" mentality''' 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5268 Quick, hide your lamb chop! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5269 You take the one with the black face and puffy white hair--I'll take the rest of them. Okay? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5270 I’m just a woof in sheep’s clothing! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5271 I’d much rather be rollerblading. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5272 I love sheep, dog. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5273 I know, it's not the job we expected...they fleeced us 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5274 They will never know what hit them” 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5275 Sorry to wake you up. How many die you count? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5276 We'd make more selling than watching. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5277 I don't see the resemblance." 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5278 Stop being so sheepish, it's time we join our flock. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5279 This is fun, but let’s keep an eye out for the shearing shed. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5280 WHAT END DO WE BITE? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5281 You know, I just figured something out. these aren't dogs! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5282 Your job is to keep them 6 feet apart. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5283 Take two, they're small. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5284 This is the miniature variety of English sheep. Great for kebobs or curries. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5285 Sometimes I ask: are we herding them,or are they herding us? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5286 Same old .. Same old. How ‘bout you. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5287 I told you to get a perm! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5288 No no, that was yours this time. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5289 I'm disappointed too, but at least we don't have to worry about putting them through college 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5290 The job is not that b a a a ad 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5291 Sheepherder, Indeed! We do all the work and he throws us a bone! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5292 Wanna build a snowman? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5293 What are you a sheep or a wolf? I’m a shepherd 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5294 I just don’t understand how that ship got stuck in the Suez Canal... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5295 Hold on. We were smaller when I started counting. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5296 Don't get any ideas. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5297 OK You take the fluffy ones and I'll take the rest. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5298 Every time I do inventory, I pass out right at my desk. I’m gonna get fired for just doing my job! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5299 Have you herd the one about, "Getting the flock outa here?' 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5300 I know what I said, Lupus. I said go and rent sheep's clothing--not sheep dog's clothing. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5301 I don’t know about you, but I find this particularly boring. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5302 Try and find the one that is different! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5303 Which one needs the hug? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5304 Sometimes I feel like I'm not one of them... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5305 Save your breath - I’ve already contacted Maury Povich. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5306 It's like herding cats. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5307 Little do they know we are not predators. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5308 One of these "little lambs" is packing heat. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5309 Oh and I hope you're not a specist. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5310 Of course they can, they're Great Pyreneese 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5311 I told you we could teach them herd immunity. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5312 Mullet....mullet!...mullet! It has a name! Ok? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5313 Do you suppose we need to treat these fleece for dogs? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5314 « Dont let em pull the wool over your eyes... they can be a real individualist herd» 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5315 We've had some complaints, Carl 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5316 you think they've figured it out yet? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5317 I know we need a job, but this one? Naaaaaaa braaaaaa. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5318 Have you herd about their mentality? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
5319 She seems to be developing critical thinking skills. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5320 This is a fine mess you've gotten us into 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5321 That will fool the big bad wolf. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5322 If we just wait a few days, weeks, months? Herd mentality, or is it immunity, will take care of them. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5323 Say, Ralph, weren't there 9 sheep here this morning? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5324 Don't tell me you fell asleep counting the sheep! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5325 I told you ,if you count them , you’ll fall asleep 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5326 Why would wolves be afraid of us? We look like sheep. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5327 They can’t pull the wool over our eyes. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5328 No pun intended, but I think that one's got eyes on ewe." 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5329 How many sheep will it take for me to go to sleep? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5330 Have they told the wolves about herd immunity? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5331 You gotta listen closely, it’s called heard imm-ewe-nity. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5332 Shh don't blow our cover 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5333 Sheep, sheep, sheep! All day long. You'd think there'd be more to life than that, don't cha think? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
5334 I don’t know about you but I’m very sleepy! 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
5335 They won’t budge. They keep baa-ing about herd immunity. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
5336 Have you tried discussing anything with these guys? They all think alike. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5337 Everyone keeps saying how much they look like us. I don't dare get into the adoption saga. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5338 I hope they're wearing masks. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5339 These look like sheepadooles...I mean doodledsheep. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5340 I don't think counting this many will get me to sleep 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5341 I don't understand it. Every time I try to count them ,I fall asleep. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5342 I dunno man.... Don't they all look the same anyway? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5343 This is a lot easier than my last gig. Cats, man... 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5344 Yeah, I know I told you not to herd them till you saw the whites of their eyes. So _do_ something already. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5345 No! I‘ve told you a hundred times. These are sheep. Not goats! 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
5346 Why do they call us sheep dogs? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5347 2 o'clock. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
5348 “ what I like about this job is its work life balance” 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5349 Don’t be a snob, they're just like our designer dog friends, think of them as mini sheepadoodles. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5350 Let’s play Game of Thrones 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5351 It was supposed to be watchdog not watchsheep, wasn't it?! 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
5352 My mother warned me you’d be a sheep date. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5353 Honestly Rufus, your fur is in dire need of trimming but I’ve been too sheepish to mention it. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5354 If we unionized, at least we would earn enough to buy a wool sweater after all this Shepherding 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5355 Your turn to cry wolf. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5356 I mean, we're on the lam, so I think these disguises are pretty good! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5357 Snap out of that "Herd Mentality." 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5358 Good morning partner,Why so sad? you look like you've been fleeced. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5359 I find "cat herding" to be more challenging. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5360 Don't give me that sheepish grin 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5361 Who says that size doesn't matter? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5362 Have they decided which of us is dinner? Are they inviting kennel mates? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5363 There's never a pig when you need one 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5364 For the last time, stop counting the sheep! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5365 Gee Ralph. It’s really going to be hard to social distance in our line of work. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5366 They look more like you than me. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5367 They're trying out for Real Sheep of Animal Farm 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5368 When they get their shave, get small and line up behind them. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5369 I'm telling you, Harry, I could shoot the shepherd and they'd still just blindly follow me! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5370 So, I'm guessing 'emotional support animal' just wasn't really your thing. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5371 Are you vaccinated? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5372 Shears looking at you, kid. And them. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5373 Working late? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5374 Haircuts on the weekend are the worst, I told you we should have gone mid-week. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5375 I'm just saying that Little Bo Peep might be in need of an intervention. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5376 Let's ditch this and go to Miami to party. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5377 I told you we should of gotten the name of their stylist. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5378 Where do I learn to have obsessive compulsive disorder? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5379 Don't listen to them, Ruffus. We're just big-boned. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5380 Don't ask me, I'm only an eighth German. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5381 All that barking and growling. I told you 'soft power' works better. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5382 This job isn't the cure for insomnia it is cracked up to be 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5383 This grazing beats fetching any day. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5384 What’d I tell you, Frank? Sheep dog’s clothing is where it’s at. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5385 Sure, they're cute Just don't get all sheepish over them. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5386 ....Dr. Nygaard says I should try to be more assertive, but I feel like they're my friends, you know.... 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5387 Chin up, Teddy. Eight out of ten isn’t so bad. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5388 I thought you said I was the father 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5389 No where in your profile does it say ‘Must chase sheep to date’. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5390 I tried to tell Bo Peep but she said I was crying wolf 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5391 Wolves were not wrong. They are part of our family 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5392 Once again they have left the black sheep out of the herd, 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5393 - "I think we're missing a few sheep..." - "No way, I have really good eye sight." 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
5394 Yeah, but will you respect her in the morning? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
5395 So, tell me again about your parents? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
5396 We’ve got to increase our followers. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
5397 Anyone else in the mood for a song? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5398 We’ll each sell three bags full and keep one each for our winter sweaters.. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5399 I don't know, Bert. Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5400 There's gotta be a black one. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5401 how about sweaters first and then chops! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5402 It's your turn to get them home. I'm going for a drink! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5403 What are we going to do, pray tell, when it's shearing time? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5404 What does toxic relationship mean? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5405 Have you been unfaithful? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5406 I get all my apparel from wolfsclothing.com. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5407 I also make them feel seen. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5408 I’m taking a coffee break. Want anything from Starbaaaacks? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5409 I thought we'd look sheepish. But we fit right in. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5410 Ok, it’s decision time, whatcha gonna be? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5411 Are we being herded with the sheep or supposed to be doing the herding ourselves? I’m having an identity crisis 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5412 I feel like a reporter at CPAC. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5413 let’s get them to the border ! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5414 Not mint jelly, mint sauce! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5415 Hey, remember that Carson bit, Carnac the Magnificent? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5416 If you look at me, they'll reappear. Try it. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5417 Them or they? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5418 I'm thinking about getting into herding kids. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5419 Did you ever think to tell him that watching our 6 didn’t apply during the team photo? Amateur. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5420 ok, stop trying, the answer's seven 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5421 We can barely see and they must be dying in this heat. Let’s have a spa day and all get haircuts! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5422 I wish I was a steak dog. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5423 I told them, I'm not risking the salon. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5424 Shall we tell them that COVID is a hoax? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5425 Try counting sheep,they say? I'm counting sheep all day! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5426 I can see that there's no necessity to pull the wool over your eyes - you're already so sheepish. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5427 We wouldn't have blended in if you got that haircut. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5428 I could have sworn Bo Peep said to meet here. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5429 You dip your pen and I'll eat the inkwell. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5430 Did you remember to bring the scissors? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5431 - "This is herd" - "That's what sheep said" 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5432 look at me when I’m talking to you! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5433 We wrangle them and we can't even see" or "They follow us and we can't even see 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5434 Yeah I saw the refrigerated truck too. Looks like we'll have a new flock tomorrow. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5435 I just cannot shear in solidarity with them again this year. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5436 I bet we can get fifteen dollars a pound for them 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5437 Let's all go and get our family vaccinated together bro 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5438 Really !! now how many more do we need for this ‘herd immunity’. Look at that lame sheep , it’s already planning to leave 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
5439 Give it a rest about 'the natural order of things' and just smile why don't you? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5440 I'm not suggesting anything. I'm just saying I hear taste better than kibbles. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5441 Sheep. All look the same, huh? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5442 Wait wait don't take it, this is my baaaaad side! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5443 I've started counting them, but it just makes me sleepy... 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5444 Hey Chuck I thought you could only imprint on ducks 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5445 You herd left, and I'll herd right...hopefully we can get them to meet in the middle. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5446 Neanderthals! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5447 How many sheep? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5448 They're looking kind of nervous - don't you think? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5449 Wake up! You were counting them again, weren't you? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5450 This is not what I meant when I said “herd mentality”. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5451 When I'm trying to sleep, all I can think about are things going wrong at work. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5452 By the way, if you’ve never actually tasted a nice rare piece of lamb roast, let me tell you- you don’t know what you’re missing. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5453 Let's call it herd immunity 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5454 Now, what was it Theocritus said to Aphrodite? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5455 Do you miss telecommuting as much as I do? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5456 You could at least say "Excuse me". 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5457 Are we aiming for herd immunity or herd impunity? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5458 They are so hard to count. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5459 Hey Sam, I’m pretty sure no one will get this reference. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5460 I'm feeling a little sheepish. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5461 You know, shearing time is coming up....I think I know how we can get a free trim... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5462 Dude, you used to be Elvis Presley? For real? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5463 I think these dog decoys are little too big. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5464 It’s just not fair that we’re named after them. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5465 Seven of them are going on vacation, what happens to herd immunity now? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5466 the wool and the dog costume is making the heat unbearable 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5467 Are we going to get cancelled for this? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5468 Counting sheep makes me sleepy... 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5469 It makes me itchy just looking at them. 😂 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5470 But like, don't you ever wanna travel the world, Al?" "Again with the sheep thoughts, Bill? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5471 We had a lot more sheep during the previous administration. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5472 It’s totally meta, Sam. We really ARE wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5473 Watch out for The Wolf of Wool Street. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5474 Okay I fell asleep on the job but you’re the one who’s always telling me to count them. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5475 Don’t be fooled. They’re not sheep - just a flock of TV evangelists like us. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5476 You see comrade, this is what's to become of the bourgeoisie. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5477 Dawwww, they're so fluffy!!!! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5478 Again, which one is different? And don't try that lame excuse that you don't dare go back to your shearer's . 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5479 Don’t be impressed, it’s just cut and paste. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5480 Times are tough, most of the flock is on furlough. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5481 Keep an Eye on that One!Wolf in Sheep' Clothing Facial Recognition isn't Profiling if He Acts Suspicious 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5482 I told my wife I was bringing home a leg of lamb, I can't make up my mind. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5483 By that logic they should be called “dog sheep” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5484 There’s always one that tries to slip by when they think you aren’t looking. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5485 The cackles from the hatchery and the Shih Tzus 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5486 Want to try some lamb chops? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5487 They say it’s just a little snip. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5488 Am I the black sheep here? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5489 So are you going to Baa-bara’s party? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5490 Just pick one, knitting circle starts soon. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5491 We don't need to have the wool pulled over our eyes! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5492 What kind of doodle are they... sheepadoodles...? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5493 Do you smell Guinness? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5494 Is it time for a haircut? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5495 You can't be sheepish at this job! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5496 Pretty soon, we'll be able to get haircuts again! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5497 Don’t count them. You’ll fall asleep. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5498 Larry, do I need to tell you the story about the dog who barked wolf again..? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5499 Babe, I think it's time to retire. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5500 We are so good at this! Shall we try with cats next time?? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5501 Did ewe say something? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5502 There was always 8.... 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
5503 I didn’t mean to literally count sheep to fall asleep. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5504 The guy has pandemic-induced insomnia. We're going need a few more. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5505 Dibs on the curly-haired one. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5506 Ever heard of Murphy's law? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5507 Remember when following entailed actual movement? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5508 I tried to go to sleep counting them, but there are too many. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
5509 Yeah, I think we could all use a haircut. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5510 I think we should ask for more danger pay. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5511 Stay alert. The little buggers can lull you into a deep sleep. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5512 Now, the first few weeks on the job you’ll feel sleepy... 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5513 You just can find sheep like this in the city 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5514 ...in case one of us falls asleep. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5515 How "ewe' doing "baa-by"? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5516 Trust me Stan this new flock is much more compliant ever since they got their stimulus checks they 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5517 I give up, which one is the wolf? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5518 Baa, Baa, these are really black sheep! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5519 Horace, have you our little Fido? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5520 I’m thinking about going out on my own. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5521 I've lost count of how many times I've caught you asleep on the job. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5522 Hey Rex, the job's going to get harder. These are wolves in sheep's clothing, and they intend to fleece us. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5523 Lets fuck these sheep 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5524 Okay, we walked down... what's the second part? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5525 do you feel a bit sheepish? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5526 Don't look, but Fido the insomniac just admitted he can't count. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5527 A monthly hair trim for US would not be a bad idea. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5528 I heard we might expand to sheeple. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
5529 That creepy Farmer Brown made them sign a NDA. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5530 I think it's time for a new haircut! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
5531 This is great Harry....that Border Collie is gonna be real surprised! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5532 Show her you mean business, Shep. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
5533 They're just the right size for Little Bo Peep. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5534 What are all these sheep doing here......hey, wake up! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5535 Hey, let's take them to the beach. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5536 This ain’t a bad gig - lots of sheep thrills. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5537 The living Ugg™ boot. I said it would be cozy. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5538 Next time, just pretend to fall asleep. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5539 Woolf-woolf. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5540 That’s what sheep said. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5541 How bout some mutton for nuttin? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5542 Don’t you get it? It’s not ‘cooperation.’ They’re making us irrelevant. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5543 Just because we're sheepdogs doesn't mean we have to live out here with the flock! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5544 I think there is a few sheep missing, but every time I count them, I fall asleep and when I wake up...the number gets smaller! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5545 Are we the outliers or are they? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5546 Stop them puppies’ bleapin’ bleating! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5547 This job is harder than it looks. If someone can’t sleep, we have to line everyone up to get counted. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5548 Why don't we dog it? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
5549 What are you looking so sheepish about? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5550 Hey,it 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5551 Every time I try to count them it puts me to sleep. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
5552 Now Major, brother, you better behave for this photo or we have to find a new home. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5553 I know you're surprised, but it makes perfect sense. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5554 Do you think the Yankees will get fleeced by the Astros again this year? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5555 I think he herd something 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5556 Don't you wish we could smoke? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5557 If they try to organize, just bark and run them around. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5558 You say you’re committed to our work, yet you continue to tolerate nonconformism. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5559 I dont need a stinking sidekick. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5560 They’re saying we’ll reach herder’s immunity by the time that new dog park opens. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5561 So how did you get stuck with this job? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5562 I guess this is what happens when you go along with the cloud. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5563 If this is going to be our job, I suggest we get new haircuts 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5564 You really need a haircut! We seem to have lost the black sheep of the family already. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5565 Baaaaaak off baaarkers, there are more of us than there are of ewe. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5566 What are you going to do on your day off ? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5567 I knew it! You were having an affair at work! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5568 Hey y’ewe’ll! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5569 I think now is a good time to rebrand the administration as the “Biden-Harris” administration. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5570 You’re more of a woof in sheep’s clothing, aren’t you? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5571 I always wondered why my first wife bleated when she came. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
5572 You herd me - round them up to ten... 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5573 I was sent here from the Morry Povitch show...you know paternity test. And you? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
5574 Give me a break, where else are you going to get such genuine respect? 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
5575 If you’d just go to the groomer like I did, you’d know where all the sheep went. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
5576 They're right in front of ewe. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5577 I tried "Woof!", but got no reaction. Your move. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5578 Maybe we've been hanging around with these guys too long. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5579 For the last time... "I bought a new jeep!" 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5580 No bleatskrieg before breakfast, Dolly. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5581 I told you to bring the curling iron. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5582 Our job has been a breeze since they declared herd immunity. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5583 When they looked up at me and asked if they could please sleep over, I just couldn't say no. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5584 I’d get a lawyer, Arnold, you don’t have herd immunity. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5585 It is nice to get a haircut after quarantine, isn't it? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5586 You know, staticitally speaking, one of these sheep is a wolf. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5587 Didn’t I say ewe were adopted? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5588 Let's see if we can blend in with them and get sheared." 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5589 The thing with sheep, they all look the same. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5590 Are they sheep dog or are we? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5591 Eight more sheep to count before I fall asleep tonight 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5592 Lambchop there is going to try and create a diversion. When the others bolt, you just help me with them She’ll return to the fold soon enough. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5593 Heard “ immunity 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5594 we work out tail off all day for just a pat on the head and a cheap meal. I say we unionize! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5595 Should I go for a perm as well? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5596 It's like what I always say Jim: when life gets wuf, don't woolly be happy 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5597 The job seems complex but eventually ewe get the hang of it 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5598 Oh, and my boss is coming over for dinner tonight 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5599 These little gals are sheep sheeps, not sheep dogs...keep sniffing. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5600 And if you thought Charmin was soft... 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5601 If you want to be part of the herd repeat after me, “baa, baa, dogsheep”. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5602 That one’s just being sheepish.” #MyEweYorkerCaptio 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5603 I think she's trying to convey a message 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5604 And I thought herd immunity meant they’d stop following orders. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5605 We'll be trendier than Cockapoos! 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5606 No, have you ever tried lamb? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5607 And don’t ever let them pull the wool over your eyes. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5608 Our dog disguise should work much better than sheep's clothing. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5609 Fool me once,shame on you. Fool me 7 more times,shame ... 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5610 You say you never heard sheep? They just go, “Baa, baa.” 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5611 I call them Sheep-sheep. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5612 This is going to be a short internship, Carl. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5613 Is there something you’d like to tell me? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5614 Bah...wow? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5615 Todd, you need a haircut. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5616 WE LOOK SHEEPISH . . . . JUST AS PLANNED . . . . ; THEY'LL SHOW UP SOON ENOUGH . . . . 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5617 Don’t get sheepish about it; take their temperature. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5618 You’re looking sheepish, Ralph, did you eat one? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5619 A cloud of shee...ps!! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5620 - "Hey! What if wolves disguised themselves as dogs, instead of sheep?" - "Ehm....woof woof!" 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5621 Hmm... I havent seen Karen in a while 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5622 Trust me, they haven’t seen each other in person in months, they’ll never notice if we just quietly slip away. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5623 "Wait, where's BahBah?" 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5624 The next wise guy who says we look just like the sheep is going to find out our teeth are different. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5625 Do ewe think they saw us? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5626 Whatever happened to Shepard Smith? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5627 Remind me to get a haircut for Easter. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5628 It just occurred to me that we _are_ wolves in sheeps' clothing! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5629 There ought to be wolves on the side; 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5630 Do you think they're all named Fluffy too? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5631 We bite 'em, chase 'em and shear 'em. Don't worry, they like it. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5632 I realize we can't teach these old sheep new tricks... 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5633 Even though, they can still see you. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5634 I hear we're being replaced by drones. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5635 Hey wake up ... you have to stop counting them! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5636 Baaad dog! Really? One loyal stray to restore his shepherd status?" 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5637 Stop being paternalistic 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5638 I can't tell them apart, and I don't much care. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5639 Frannkly, baa. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5640 You know, I coined the term ‘Flock Immunity’ years ago, but it never caught on. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5641 You sure we didn't lose some? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5642 Just don’t bark 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5643 Your disguise is garbaaaaaa-ge 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5644 I wonder which one blocked the Suez? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5645 You’d think we’d be able to work from home, too. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5646 You can always count on them for a good night’s sleep 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5647 Do you think this was a good idea? Yes, humans won't know the difference, we should get a fur trim soon. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5648 I'm going to run around Central Park for lunch, how about you? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5649 'Don't turn back, your herd's safe🐶.' 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5650 I'll never find another ewe... 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5651 Where’s Speak No Evil? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5652 People won't eat baby lambs, but they will eat Australian bushy beasts. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
5653 Are we supposed to take them home to shelter? 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
5654 Trust me there’s more to life than this. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5655 I guess that tells us which one is Truman." 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5656 If we stand still enough, maybe they can’t see us. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5657 They love it when I sing "Just keep on ewes-ing me--until you ewes me up"! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5658 Is this seriously our purpose in life? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5659 I'm beginning to think there was a fire sale of presidential wigs 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5660 I think just a partial perm...it would help me see them better. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5661 At first, everything looks fine. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5662 I count 8, how many did you...Hey, you fall asleep? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5663 These shaggy coats itch more than sheep's clothing. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5664 ...and counting them to fall asleep, forget it. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5665 Good thing we can't count. We'd fall asleep on the job. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5666 I have no idea how to herd them. I thought this was an audition for a sequel to "The Shaggy Dog." 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5667 I know I am a sheepdog. I always hoped I'd be more than a sheep dog. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5668 I have to tell you. From this point of view, I really don't feel like eating. Do you? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5669 Koons asked us to pose with them. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5670 Shear delight? It's a field replete with bleat treats! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5671 I think it’s OK awe forgot our masks for work today, this group already has herd immunity.” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5672 Some must be missing . . . I got up to 15 before I dozed off. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5673 Do you think they can afford both of us if they defund the fleece. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5674 I wouldn't need the energy drink if we had a wolf. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5675 They are asking for herd immunity. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5676 This counting sheep thing isn’t for everyone. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5677 What did she mean when she said you had a great pair of knees? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5678 Do they help you sleep?? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5679 I'm proud of your politics, but being a house definitely pays better 1.1494 0.03666 87 76 10 1
5680 You better keep an eye on that ewe. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5681 Honey? let's adopt. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5682 They don't look like our regular sheep dogs .... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5683 It's not sexual harassment if she winked at me. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5684 Word on the pasture is they're plotting an escape. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5685 Thought you knew the bouncer 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5686 What the ...? What am I supposed to do with them? I am NOT a sheepdog! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5687 How many times I gotta tell you? It’s herd immunity so these guys don’t matter..... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5688 Maybe they could trim our bangs when they get here. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5689 After a year of COVID-19, we're all in need of a good trim. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5690 With all the crank calls now, none seem to have been fleeced. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5691 I told you, we’re nothing like them. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5692 I’m not abandoning sheep here but I’m going out on a lamb and say that I think we’re lost. Ewe herd it here first. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5693 Hey you at the end, turn around and say "Sheeepss 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
5694 We’re not wolves, are we? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5695 I never promised you a rose garden. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5696 Did you fall asleep again when you were counting them? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5697 We'll never get this mob in shape in time for the march past...and they all need haircuts. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5698 Ever count sheep to go to sleep? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5699 Well Furgus, which ones do ewes want? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5700 Same sheep, different day, am I right? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5701 Does this mean no more unemployment benefits? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5702 Try again. Fail again. Fail better. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
5703 Would you believe me if I told you they're yours? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5704 Shaun, did you spread the rumor? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5705 I count seven. Now I need nap. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5706 What if they're all wolves? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5707 Guess which one is the wolf? Or are they all wolves? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5708 This sounded way more fun than standing here. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5709 Our friends have returned from their excursion to plum orchard. Are you ready to tip-toe through their mine field? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5710 I keep fantasizing about them without their wool on! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5711 Why are you always asleep after your shift change head count? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5712 You got to be kidding--they will lead us to the hair trimmers? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5713 Ewe betcha 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5714 I told you curtain bangs were a bad idea. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5715 I keep telling him that he is Not the black sheep of the family! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5716 You better turn that one in front of you around. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5717 If I have to count them one more time, I'll fall asleep. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5718 It's sheep's turn for covid vaccine today. If you want one, be like a dog in sheep's clothing. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5719 So I says to the wolf. ‘My what big eyes you have looking over all my sheep there,’ and he says ‘Well you got no eyes at all, do you Big Dog,’ and then he just took off. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5720 Just me? Or are these caption things getting duller and duller? 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
5721 They'll never guess we're wolves in Shep's clothing. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
5722 I heard Jesus was coming today! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5723 Did you tell that sheep that he soon will be sheared 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5724 They think we cannot hear them. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5725 Don't start with the chicken and the egg theory again, please 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5726 I think we should play 'em a one-one zone . . . 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5727 Say 'BAAA' and we'll get groomed for free. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5728 This wolf in sheepdog clothing is actually working. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5729 Are we huge, or just more important? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5730 On top of all those great benefits we can join the Textile Workers Union! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5731 Nice of this flock to supply us with a rearview mirror. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5732 They will never know. Just say, we are having technical glitches and will have to stop trading of high volume stocks. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5733 There’s only eight sheep here... there‘s supposed to be 10!” “Well, I rounded up... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5734 I've always blamed our MFG parents for this." 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5735 I can't believe your in love with the one on the left! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5736 I count eight. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5737 I don't think contacts will help 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5738 The longer we're out here, the more attractive I'm finding them. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5739 Have you been foolin’ around? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5740 So what time does the shearing start? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5741 Hey, I just thought of something... 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5742 I think I’ll have a rack of lamb tonight! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5743 So we're sheepdogs, does that make these guys dogsheep? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5744 To minimize any implicit bias they believe it would be appropriate to call them dog sheep. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5745 Not sleeping well,huh? Have you tried counting them? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5746 At least we're not taking care of Gary Busey. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
5747 I heard they’re making us into an nft 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5748 They think you’re a wolf 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5749 I don't care if you've got a date, you promised to cover my shift. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5750 The best part about this job is being able to get a little shuteye without anyone knowing. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5751 Come on, this is a sure way to a free haircut. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5752 Blended wool means free haircuts. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5753 Watch your step. I was hired to watch them, not clean up after them. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5754 I told you SHEEP's clothing. This'll never work. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5755 By the time you finish counting them you'll fall asleep 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5756 Uh oh Charlie--that one on your right isn't buying the "we're all just sheep" mantra. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5757 I don't know. Do you think that snitch is gonna tell 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5758 Have a go, my dear? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5759 You have to fake it till you make it 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5760 You think he’ll finally get around to taking melatonin tonight? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5761 You can't fool me, you're falling asleep again. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
5762 Now class, what does a dog sound like? BAAAH! 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
5763 Should we count them then heard them or should we heard them then count them? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5764 Have you ever heard of the little dog who cried wolf? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
5765 I don’t think that by herd immunity they meant a literal herd... 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5766 The loud one is my shepherd. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
5767 I count them over and over, but still can't sleep. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5768 Next time, before herding them, wait for their Affirmative Consent 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
5769 This is such hard work watching over these sheep! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5770 Let's eat them now. Lamb turns to mutton really fast. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5771 OK, just keep them in their bubble and we‘ll be ok. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5772 I'm honestly thinking of specializing in a different Field. I think it's time we get the Flock out of here. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5773 Love fresh Susheep 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5774 We don’t bark, we baaaaaaark. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5775 I don't think they herd you, boss. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5776 It was dark and my vision was impaired. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5777 Hey- you're asleep? You'd better have counted them already! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5778 Lamb chops for dinner, dear? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5779 My wife says I've been kind of sheepish since I started this job. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5780 I’m gonna eat all these sheep. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5781 Do you suppose "baaahh" would work? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5782 I told 'em not to worry about 'Voterfraud' --it's a kind of alpine delicacy. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5783 you watchin' those ewes eyes? somthin's up 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5784 I keep counting them and I still get 8. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5785 I was thinking of getting a sitter tonight. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5786 What's a Labraewedle? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5787 I am DONE counting your sheep 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5788 She told me they were mine. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5789 Then he told me I was a "real good boy." 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5790 How can you say that we’ve fallen into predictable routine that no stimulates or satisfies you? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5791 Look at us now! A part of the herd! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5792 Sheep hoarders 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5793 They’re waiting for the baaarber to re-open. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5794 We guarding sheep? Very cliche. I think we's being cartoon caption punked. What next? Us on a deserted isle? Anyways, how the wife? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5795 We don't need to herd them, our shaggy hair is helping us blend in...let's just chill. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5796 We're safe. Herd immunity. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5797 And we’re supposed to MAKE sheep dogs? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5798 Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if your mom chose to pursue elephants as a career? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5799 I just don’t think “sheepish” is a term that could be applied in our case. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5800 Sheep dog,dog sheep: really,what difference does it make? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5801 They certainly look clean and fluffy. Maybe they shrank in the wash 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5802 Me too. As a puppy I saw myself as a deer or elk hound. Sad 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5803 Herd immunity, you ask? We are close! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5804 Think they'll notice us? If we stay back here, we should be fine. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5805 How long are we babysitting today? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5806 You think we should tell them? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5807 Eat,poop,move; that's all they do! They shouldn't be allowed to breathe the same air we do and NOBODY is going to miss just one. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5808 As a rule, I'm even-tempered and congenial. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5809 You know what I’m craving? Lamb. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5810 Farmer Brown is ‘bundling’ again. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5811 Now don’t fill up on appetizers like you always do. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5812 I'm checking out MFA programs, now. Fiber arts really "speak" to me. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5813 You're the only sheep that knows my secret! 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5814 First it's voting, next it's forced vegetarianism. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5815 Why are they so much smaller than us? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5816 You ever get imposter syndrome, Hank? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5817 A free membersheep is all what I need @newyorkermag 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5818 They expect us to do SOMETHING..." 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5819 I'm confused. We're sheepdogs? Are we sheep or dogs? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5820 Thanks, Shaun for my new bangs- aren't they great?! 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5821 If we hang out with them, what’s the worst that could happen? They’d comb our fur? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5822 He is wearing our clothing....but something is not right! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5823 Humans don't seem to realize that I also get so bored with counting sheep that I will get sleepy! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5824 Please redirect that nonconformist. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5825 we should start a blog 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5826 Next time you have a great holiday costume idea for the kids, how about saving 'woof in sheep's clothing' for Halloween? It's EASTER. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5827 I guess it is a shaggy dog story. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5828 Now that we're here I'm feeling kind of sheepish. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5829 How can you see with those baa-baa-bangs? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5830 I was never good at multiplication, we are going to need 8x3 bags. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
5831 Sheep, yet another lamb cartoon. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5832 You know the male determines the sex of the offspring. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5833 You really have to have that teat looked at... 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5834 Who came first? Us or them? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5835 But, I mean, the sheep would have to come before the sheep dog right, Larry, right? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5836 I’ m telling you I counted 9 in my sleep 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5837 I heard you! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5838 Somebody's got to do the job, it might as well be me 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
5839 One, two, three, four,…,eight sheeps.” “Hum, no Fox, nine because you’re the ninth sheep… 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
5840 Remain vigilant. There’s a union organizer amongst them. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5841 I told you not to take your eye off of the Republicans. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5842 A little lamb is missing! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5843 "I'm sorry I called you the black sheep of the family." 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5844 NO Mama.You cannot make lampchops for Easter. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5845 Hello? Anybody home? That kid is yelling wolf again 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5846 Do you think there's a wolf in this flock? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5847 Come on, Woofy, look at me. There's no need to be sheepish about our same-sex love out here in the middle of nowhere. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5848 Now I know what they mean by herd immunity. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5849 Has counting them ever helped you sleep...? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5850 You really knew how to pull the wool over my eyes. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5851 A little too much grass and they took the wrong fork. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5852 Eight! Am I asleep now? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5853 Hey I over heard Little Bo Peep counting the sheep, but she won't pull the wool over our eyes, I sold them all for the vaccine? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5854 So whenever I round them up for a group portrait, I make sure I’m featured prominently. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5855 Ewe, he's crooked. Ram him around straight! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5856 The job sucks but the perks are decent. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5857 If we can't see 'em we can't count 'em and we'll stay awake. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5858 don't worry--she's just shy. It's not your fault. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5859 You count the sheep and I'll take a nap. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5860 I'll bet if you didn't have all that hair covering your eyes you wouldn't have made her walk backwards the whole way. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
5861 Try to look sheepish. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5862 Did you bring the fake eyebrows? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5863 Cover your eyes; I’m going to snatch one! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5864 The only absolute knowledge attainable by man is that life is meaningless. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5865 ...and I love it when the mutton is sliced real thin... 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5866 Hey Dad, should we run over and fuck one of those sheep? No son, let's walk over and fuck them all. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5867 And here I thought we were on vacation. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5868 They're acting extra sheepishly today. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5869 Don’t let them try to pull The wool over your eyes 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5870 They look wide awake. I guess they don’t count themselves. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5871 Now, don’t forget. Just herding, no counting. You fall asleep one more time and we’re both out of a plumb job. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5872 Hurding "Sheeples" is like hurding cats! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5873 You up? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5874 Let's hope they come back soon. Our haircuts are over a year old! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5875 So, if we are sheepdogs, does that make them dogsheep? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5876 Are you male or female? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5877 Yes, these are the children from my first marriage. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5878 I like em roasted with rosemary, garlic and olive oil 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5879 They act like they don’t even see us. I’m gonna go out on a lamb here and say they’re not budging. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5880 Nap time's over. I think one of 'em is going to make a run for it. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5881 I thought you preferred the hairstyles in the fashion magazines. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5882 OK, I will play good cop and you play bad cop. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
5883 Are you feeling as sheepish as I am? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5884 I like the guy, but I need more constructive feedback than 'That'll do'. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5885 This was dumb—I’m super hot and feel ing domesticated.” 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5886 : "Bo, I'm gonna bust your chops if I hear one more peep outta ya!" 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5887 I could really use some mutton chops, how about you? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5888 Don’t blame me that some sheep escaped. Once I started counting ‘em I fell asleep instantly. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5889 I am telling you, this cheap labor is killing me 1.1429 0.03153 91 79 12 0
5890 Have you got your vaccine yet? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5891 Man, when are they going to learn social distancing? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5892 Let’s let them have a turn for once 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5893 Have you tell them that they're adopted? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5894 I'm kind of regretting that whole 'doodle craze now... 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5895 Hey! Do you think anyone will notice if one is missing? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5896 You just be ewe here. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5897 It's just for a week. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5898 All I’m saying is give it a chance. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5899 You are sleeping! I told you not to count them. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
5900 There’s been a crisis with the border collie. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5901 I'm telling you, that isn't what Veblen meant by conspicuous consumption. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5902 Don't you hate it when they start with that "Baa, Ram, Ewe stuff!" 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5903 Last night I dreamt I was one of them and I was finally happy. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5904 If anyone asks, we’re tier one and both suffer from ovine Johne's disease. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5905 Smile, Mutton butt filet 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5906 All of a sudden when troubles come so do our friends and long lost cousins. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5907 Noe that the pademic is over. when the bell will BABE get here? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5908 So, what are you saying? Good at "herding"or good at "hurting"? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5909 Do you feel sheepish? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5910 You sleep now and I’ll take the first shift. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5911 HAVE YOU EVER HERD THEM? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5912 My dear, let's just pull the wool over their eyes and turn "Bah" into "Bark!" 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5913 You always were a math wiz. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5914 They're very big on shampoo. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5915 We're too young to be called Old English sheep dogs. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5916 I don’t know, they all just rammed into each other. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5917 I think these ones don’t want to be counted. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5918 I like sheep butts and I can’t deny 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5919 Just don't let them pulled the wool over your eyes. 1.1406 0.06247 64 59 1 4
5920 Look...there he is again! Don't those New Yorker cartoonists ever get tired of drawing sheep? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5921 I get the woof but I still don’t get the warp of it 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5922 I know it's annoying that the salons are closed, but with our pandemic 'dos, we don't need the sheeps' clothing anymore! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5923 I thought their mother was a sheepdog. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5924 Those three in the front are about to get their heads bitten off. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5925 You know, they're not really in any position to say no. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5926 They all look good, what do you think? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5927 I'm leaving, Baaa Bye 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5928 Look, I know you hate using them like this, but if the wolves get to us who will protect the sheep? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5929 Don’t be sheepish. Let’s just ask for number nine back, dog to dog. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5930 Hey, now ish my turn to sheep! I'm dog tired. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5931 Seriously? They don’t pay you?!!” #equalpayforsheepdog 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5932 Maybe they'll let us join now. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5933 I think this means she's about to fall asleep. She switched from counting sheep to counting floofs in general. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5934 I suspect that the ninth one is over the hill. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5935 Have ewe herd the latest one about the boy who cried 'Wolf'? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5936 I thought the hair over our eyes meant we can’t see THEM. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5937 Damn these sheep gon make me act up” @officialkhanyewes 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5938 Ewe seen Bo Peep? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5939 I'm telling you, I don't know what it is, but they were brought here for a reason. Sheep are NOT this small. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5940 This is tedious. Can you watch 'um? I'm goin' for a smoke. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5941 This fake yews approach is really working out, 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5942 It’s ironic, but lately I’ve been having trouble sleeping at night. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5943 This is sure to get us on the cover of Sheepdogue 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5944 Hey Mac,you think you’re one of them. Give me a baaa! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5945 Dinner? Why’d we get lumped in with them? Said, one Sheep dog to the other 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5946 It ain’t wool over my eyes 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5947 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5948 Got this gig via Instagram. You? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5949 Why so serious, things are getting back to normal. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5950 I get that feeling that we don't fit in. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5951 I told you sheep are trainable...she turned downwind didn't she. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5952 Why do I get the feeling that this isn't going to work out?" 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5953 I'm telling you, by the time I got to 8 I was fast asleep 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5954 Do they know we're not Border Collies? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5955 Did you know that we sheepdogs descended from wolves? We don't *have* to eat dog food! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5956 Which one is your girlfriend? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5957 I’m looking at ewe, Francine! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5958 If we look like them they won’t defund us 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
5959 Here we go again! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5960 See, I told you we weren't the only ones who really needed a post lockdown haircut. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5961 I told you if we didn't get here early enough we'd be at the baaaack of the line. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5962 You noticed Eliza is looking the other way 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5963 Four each? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5964 Are the radicals gone? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5965 On the count of three, let's ditch 'em and go to Florida. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5966 I hope they're all here. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5967 Are you a wolf or a real dog? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5968 Hey, so where did you hide those shrimp tails I gave you? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5969 No worries, mate, they are all merino. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5970 Sheep in wolf's clothing? F***k that sh*t. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5971 So ... what if they’re all wolves in sheep’s clothing? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5972 Unless we change our hair do we will be counted as sheep. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5973 I told you how easy our job is if we don't bark. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5974 This has gotten really boring since they all started taking CBD 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5975 They said you’re a baaaaad dog. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5976 Do you really think we can mask the sheep’s clothing? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5977 The key is to know when to cry wolf 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5978 You’re certain you were only counting? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5979 Sheep get in half price. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5980 I guess working remotely from their home is now over 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5981 What do you say we take them out for pizza? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5982 Can I count on you's? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5983 Who let the dogs out, am i right? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5984 They’re fine, Fluffy! I said “woof” not “wolf” 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5985 I still can’t see that green sheep. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5986 No, Karen! You can’t say you feel sheepish anymore. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5987 Dog 1: “Do you think they are starting to notice we are as clueless as they are?” Dog 2: “Shhhh, here comes the boss, look busy!” 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5988 Told you Afro is in style. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5989 So few, that's quite a pleasant sheeprise. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5990 Can a Couple Old Dogs still run all these Sheep 🐑🐏 in 2021 ? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5991 Now that I’m as big as you, which one of us does the work?” 🇨🇳 🇺 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5992 Here's the 10, just rounded them up! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5993 My imposter syndrome is at an all-time high. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5994 There was a lot more to this job before podcasts. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5995 Not so fast Lamby. Herding is not cancelled. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5996 Do you feel like you are behind the ape shit ... I mean eight sheep. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5997 We attack at dawn! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5998 Relax. Just open your eyes and take a bite. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5999 Now that I'm living as my authentic sheepdog self, I feel a duty to be a role model for any young sheep struggling to find the courage to become the dog they know they really are. 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
6000 Ok, how bout this one? A guy and a dog walk jnto a bar.... 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6001 which one do we eat today? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6002 Can you count them for me, please? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6003 I don't get it, they were all here when I counted them last night before I fell asleep 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6004 You don't see, it's a turn on the black sheep story? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6005 They STILL don't get that you're made of cardboard. 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
6006 We’re a team of experts 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6007 But I thought we got to use guns. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
6008 Okay, new guy, your turn. Try to stay awake. I don't want to rate you ewes-less in the morning! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6009 So beach waves are out, now? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
6010 Just don't give them the vote! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
6011 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8... Well, counting sheep sure isn't going to work... 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6012 Jobe, wake up. You have been counting the sheep again. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
6013 So you’re telling me that one of these here could be a wolf? Are you going to check? ‘Cause I ain’t gonna. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6014 Wake up! You're counting sheep again! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6015 I don't want to get caught up in this shear madness! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6016 Day time is fine. But I can't go to sheep at night. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6017 Stop counting them!! I need you to stay awake! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6018 I'm kind of sheepish about taking this job. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6019 You can tell them anything. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6020 A giant wind came up and blew them this way. Billions of dollars lost! Did you get your jab? You know how to tell they're all females? Cuz they ain't called Heep. Ever eaten an aardvark medium-rare? How long do we have to keep these costumes on? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6021 They just don’t get social distancing. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6022 He suffers no fools. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6023 I told you I was feeling a bit sheepish! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6024 wanna get some coffee after this? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6025 Before any shepherding, you need to mask up. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6026 Ewe kidding me? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6027 I think this is a flock not a pack 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
6028 Gimme a break! What I said was I can't believe how fat THE ewes are getting. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6029 I'm telling you, I smell meat. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6030 I told them not to go away because there was a pandemic around. No more herding them! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6031 I wish we’d go back to Zoom calls. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6032 I said "You could herd sheep, not 'father' them"! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6033 You can do this job in your sleep. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6034 So he was a sheep in dog 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
6035 A dog in sheep's clothing? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6036 Which way did he go George? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6037 This is the best hiding place when you hear the word grooming from the humans! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6038 The Iditarod was exciting but I wasn't much of a team player. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6039 Sheep lie! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6040 It doesn’t matter if they say they are not sheep-we still have to herd them. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6041 Just Be cool, we can blend in 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6042 What reason could they possibly have for trying to pull the wool over our eyes? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
6043 Which one's the NFT? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6044 Hello, Hello! Wake up! I told you NOT to count these sheep when you're sleepy!" 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6045 WTF What The Flock! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6046 Make sure you check for Wolves. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6047 Tell me again, are we dog sheep or sheep dogs? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6048 Are you counting sheep? Or are you sleeping? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6049 The Wolves were busy so they sent us 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6050 Now listen, Poogie, don’t be like that... Baa and Bark are just not the same thing. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6051 Do ewe really think this’ll work? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6052 I call them “Spanish people”. They are not allowed to go away from their homes except if it’s to vote us. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6053 Trust me, my cousin says this will be liberating. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6054 No need to look sheepish, we’ve all lost one or two in our day 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6055 Wake up Doug. Don’t count, just heard 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6056 Listen man, I know you’re new here but don’t be fooled by their seemingly “docile” nature. The last herd had a underground wool ring going on right under our noses. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6057 You didn't tell me to change !! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6058 Just admit it - the kids aren't mine" 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
6059 I think she’s got the hots for you. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
6060 WolfWolfWolf? 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
6061 Something's screwed up here -- I thought black sheep referred to their wool? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6062 I get tired just thinking about it. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6063 I, for one, think they look just like you. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6064 I don't know why they count them. Dogs are far superior jumpers. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6065 It’s a strike 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6066 Good thing our bangs hide OUR bulging eyeballs 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6067 Chasing small animals IS my passion. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6068 One pulled the wool over your eyes and is facing the wrong way. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6069 Will they suspect that we are trans-species? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6070 ''Should we tell them they're adopted"? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6071 Can't you see what's wrong on your side? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6072 Where is Little Bo Peep? I think we found her missing sheep. If she doesn't get here soon then we are having mutton for dinner. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6073 Which one has the smart wool? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6074 Being sheep to be happy in this world of chaos 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6075 I herd they even let them shave them 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6076 Fine, we’ll split em”. Don’t get all bent out of sheep 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6077 They think we don’t realize they aren’t other sheepdogs 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6078 I know you’re embarrassed, Jimmy, but keep it up, you’re looking really sheepish. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6079 Just remember. One for each paw. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6080 Yeah, I get it. But never say “They all look the same”, OK? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6081 They can't pull the wool over my eyes. I told them we are not related 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6082 Your wolf growl worked. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6083 I'm telling you , Fred, they've been up to no good. That's why they are all looking so sheepish! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6084 This is boring. I'd settle for just one bad hair day. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6085 Ms. Peep's going to be so glad we didn't leave them alone. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6086 We're wolves in sheepdogs clothing 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6087 We gotta make sure these liberals don’t make it to the voting booth. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6088 I wonder if those rumors are true? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6089 I told you not to eat the mutton-based dogfood. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6090 I think it's time we went to the baa-ber shop. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6091 Hoomans saying was wrong, it should be "Good bois in Sheep's clothing" 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6092 I know it sounds crazy, but evidently an "L" replaces the "F" ...wild, right!?! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6093 So this is how the stock market is doing. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6094 I’m not sure this is what the boss meant when he said we need more diversity in the workplace 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6095 Think they’d give us a trim? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6096 The best part is that we get to nip at their heels. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6097 It raises morale to wear the same uniform as the employees. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6098 So how come our adorable grin doesn't warrant an adjective? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6099 So, you say a while back you were only herding the sheep??? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6100 We really did drink the Kool-Aid, didn't we? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6101 I dono whadu thinc? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6102 Haircuts all around; then find someone who can draw sheep. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6103 I'm a rescue too! Pound it. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6104 I know but the local leash law says they have to be leashed. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6105 All these guys did was laugh at the Chihuahuas and Pomeranians and their incessant yapping, when the big boss tried to implement those budget cutbacks. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6106 I told them to use 'my guy' since they are getting fleeced for 'Lanolin'! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6107 If we count little sheep, do we only get a little sleep? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6108 If we play it cool they might think we know what we're doing" 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6109 We should go into politics. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6110 Phyllis over there was always the baaaaaaaashful one. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6111 As quick as 1...2...3 I was fired for falling asleep on the job. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6112 I swear I counted to 9 before I fell asleep! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6113 Don’t be sheepish, they appear to respond well to “Ewe Go Ewe” 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6114 The boy is on vacation. It's time for a pint. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6115 Haven't you heard that black sheep matter? go for them please 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6116 Lambasting our age? Sheer hypocrisy. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6117 Peter, if you love me, feed me sheep. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6118 I could only get these, everyone’s gonna call me a sheepskate 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6119 I wonder how they don't get hot under all that fleece 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6120 You'll only get a good night sleep when you stop counting sheep at night! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
6121 For the last time, stop sheeping around 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
6122 Shifty eyed lot aren’t they, Lefty? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
6123 Well, fuck ....I mean, just, shit! Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Shit! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
6124 Don't be sheepish. This is your shagging dog story, isn't it? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6125 Don't even think lamb chops! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6126 Sometimes I want to kill the sheep. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6127 Are you waiting in line for a free hair cut? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6128 I'm gonna need a few more of these tonight. I had a late espresso. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6129 I hate to lamb-blast you but wool be in trouble if we can’t get them in sheep shape! So tell lamb chop to face front! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6130 I think we came to the wrong casting call 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6131 I don’t know about you, but ever since I took this gig I’ve been craving lamb lollipops! 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
6132 You know Rufus, you'd look darn cute with a perm. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6133 No haircuts in quarantine 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6134 That new Middle Eastern has a special lamb recipe for $4.99... 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6135 Oh good! Even number! You take seven, I take one! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6136 I'm telling you, getting the sheep to jump over the fence will open a new line of potential customers 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6137 Let’s call it a day. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6138 Never forget that you are a Sheep-Dog. The riffraff assembled before you are just Dog-Sheep. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6139 It's still the pandemic. The puppies think they can do anything. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6140 They all look good from this angle. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6141 It's not the first time lawn ornaments pulled the wool over your eyes! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6142 We don't need masks. We've all been vaccinated. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6143 Sometimes, just got fun, I imagine they're worms. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6144 It's a problem of motivation, all right? If I work my butt off and McCallister ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6145 Little do they know their entire purpose is oiling the capitalistic machine. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6146 You’re not engaging. Tell the fluffy one on your right that he’s not just sheeple. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6147 Why are you looking so sheepish? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6148 Eh...Nobody at this singles meet-up is my type 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6149 They really pulled the wool over our eyes for this haircut... it’s shear madness! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6150 Whose a wooly good boy? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6151 Bro, we fit right in. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
6152 Are you absolutely sure it was "sheepdog's clothing"? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
6153 Stop grumbling! You always said you liked your job sheep herding. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
6154 Being a sheepdog is not a pig’s job. You need to stop watching Babe so much during lockdown. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
6155 I'm non binary. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6156 Uh-oh, the shearer! Let's go 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6157 Black Sheep? Me? Really? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6158 We didn’t mean spin now 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6159 I'm bored. Wanna test that whole 'wolf in sheep's clothing' thing? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6160 It's foolish to try to turn them around. Look at how determined they are to stand their ground. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6161 Let's wait until they are sheared and are easier to eat. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6162 Two drinks and we’ll fit right in. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6163 I keep falling asleep counting the sheep. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6164 Thats what I call a bad hair day 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6165 I know I’m a “sheep dog”, but I still feel out of place. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6166 I would say he's trying to pull the wool over your eyes... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6167 I'm just saying, it's not because we've always ran after them that we should keep up this oppressive behavior..." 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6168 So, I told the waiter “I’ll have the lamb.” He looked at me a little sheepishly and said “May I suggest the beef tenderloin, sir.” I looked straight back at him and said, “You can’t pull the wool over my eyes, I want the lamb!” 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6169 ‘See, I told you all 50 of them are here’. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6170 I bet you thought I was going to make a bad pun with a sheep punchline. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6171 Instead of just barking, we’re trying this new trend I saw the humans do - it’s called having open conversations. #farmlivesmatter 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6172 What should we call ourselves? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6173 With such fluffy sheep, we don't have to herd them, we just have to put them on their sides and roll them along. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6174 Getting a haircut won't help, they'll still all look alike. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6175 No, you can't get a custom cut. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6176 I count them all day and I still can’t sleep 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
6177 It’s hard to tell us apart from them. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6178 Did you see which was that black sheep ran? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6179 Why have we agreed the sheep cut our hair? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
6180 Wolfie told me lambs up .25 today! just sayin... 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6181 I don't care how freeing it feels, they always know when you're not wearing pant. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6182 That's what comes from taking them to that rerun of "A Night at the Opra". 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6183 They may know what it’s like to be a sheep, but they will never know what it’s like to be a sheepdog 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6184 I suspect the silent emergence of a theory about herd immunity. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6185 Management hired me to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing, but they expect me to be a good boy at the same time? Woof. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
6186 Morning' Ralph. Great day to be alive. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6187 When I try to count them I fall asleep. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6188 What d' ya say we get a beer? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6189 When in Rome, do as Romans do. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6190 Which is the odd one out? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6191 Roxy, we need to find out which pet salon they are going to. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6192 Why do they keep saying only sheep wear masks? Obviously they don’t. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6193 I mean, what are the odd?. A lanolin allergy. Story of my life. Amirite? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6194 How about joining me for a couple of brews after we drive these sheep to the slaughter. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6195 They all look alike. Must be inbreeding again. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6196 Uh. Looks like Lamb Chop is having trouble with his new gig.” 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6197 No.......You're a Wooly Bully! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6198 And then he was, like ‘Baa Baaaa!’” Or “We’re in some deep sheep now!” Or “We’d have more if we weren’t counting. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6199 If we are color blind, how do we tell who the black sheep are? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6200 You know, that is your sheep. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6201 Remember, you need to know exactly how to pass on critical information 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6202 „Werner, do you still think that you are fluffier than they are?“ 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6203 How is it? Greener? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6204 I'm legally blind, so I just track them by the smell of wool lambchops. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6205 Yo bud, wake up! You lost one these guys while you were sleeping!” “You told me to count sheep, what did you expect? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6206 heads down seven up 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
6207 I tell Farmer Brown that we're fluffier than they are, but he thinks I'm saying "Ruff, ruff." 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6208 Can I take over now! I promise I won't lose not one! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6209 I told him I couldn't sleep, and he told me to try counting sheep, and I said, well, that's a busman's holiday! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6210 I can't act cool with all this wool 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6211 Is that a another kind of sheep-a-doodle? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6212 Do you think anyone will notice? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6213 I think it’s time to herd them over to the d-u-n-k-i-n-g tank to get rid of their l-i-c-e. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6214 Didn't I tell you they said sheep and not sheep dogs! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6215 She's the one who 'aabs' when she bleats. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6216 I never worry about going hungry 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6217 Not bad with a little mint jelly. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6218 If we leave, and a sheep goes "baa" , does it make a sound? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6219 Wouldn’t you prefer our usual groomer? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6220 It’s time to go home Shep. Let’s get the flock outta here. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6221 Yeah, I do like how you trimmed those mutton chops 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6222 Cheer up! The cherries are blossoming! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6223 Can I wipe my paws on them? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6224 My problem is that I fall asleep just looking at them. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6225 If it’s good enough for our owner it’s good enough for us. Let’s start banging these sheep with our doggy dongs! 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6226 Count them again, but try to stay awake this time. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6227 At least they're only small; that last batch of clones were actually wolves. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
6228 I kinda think you look a little sheepish. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6229 I know it's nearly the end of Spring traing, but I still think they need a little more time in the field 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6230 Wonder if we could switch coats, their coats are whiter. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6231 I heard they got carded 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
6232 That one in the front says she needs to go to the bathroom. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6233 Stop telling her to say cheese. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6234 we're quarantining with them?! Oh Sheep! 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
6235 It ain’t the herd immunity that we have only... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6236 101, 102, 103.. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6237 These are the Crazy Eights. My dad lost an eye to Bernadette. She's casing you up right now. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6238 Can they see any better than we can? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6239 Just act natural Barney 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
6240 Here we are in the cat bird seat we’re it not for evolution. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6241 Thanks this should help me sleep 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6242 As soon as I hit 9 years old I just needed 8. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6243 Hey Ralph, are you counting sheep, or counting sheep? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6244 It looks like they’ve pulled the wool over your eyes. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6245 Wool over the eyes—So easy to gain their trust, that we're not watching! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6246 I know we’re supposed to be hurting them, but doesn’t being around this many sheep just make you want to take a nap? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6247 Lately, I've been having dreams of Rack of Lamb. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6248 We think web81-95c1-492b-a83f-4d3cb7e9bc7c.1617202907.1.1617202967.1617202907.83bbbaba-f355-49b4-9ea1-2b664e95eaa 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6249 Try to act natural, Jack 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6250 Listen, if you're going to sing bass in this chorale, please use your profundo WOOF voice. That's what we woofers are for. Let them sing the ba-a-a soprano and alto. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6251 Did you ever wonder if we could go into business for ourselves? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6252 My owner says I'm a sheep dog, but I think they're confused. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6253 I thought by now they would've learned to just follow the rules. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6254 do not entrust the sheep to the wolf :)) 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6255 Are you a sheep-a-doodle too? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6256 Is it me or am I falling asheep? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6257 You know, I find counting them really helps to keep me engaged at work. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6258 I'm not sure I heard you. 1.1287 0.02871 101 89 12 0
6259 How 'bout you round up these powder puffs now, and I'll do the next shift? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6260 My ego suffers when we all get the same buzz-cut but they don't keep OUR hair. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6261 The only way we won't win this caption contest is if we get fleeced. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6262 Alright, you can go have your bathroom break now. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6263 We can do what we like, because they can’t understand anything we’re saying. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6264 We don’t even have to change our looks, to look like them 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6265 You ever wonder why we put here, Amos? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6266 Can't wait for the barber to re-open. Be watchful, we are proud of working in an inclusive flock, you'd better say baa-baa. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6267 All you need to do is act sheepish. You're good at that... 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6268 I guess dog must be the recessive gene. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6269 See, I told you we needed haircuts. Bloody pandemic! I miss our barber. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6270 When's lunch? 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
6271 I thought you said they herded themselves? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6272 Ahh I thought you asked if I wanted cheap thrills? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6273 Did you fall asleep again? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
6274 I count them at night sometimes! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
6275 Do people really need 'wool blend' sweaters? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
6276 I'm not sleepy. Maybe I should count the sheep. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
6277 Can I go back to watch TV? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6278 The job's a lot easier if you're strong AND behave decently. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6279 Hey. I'm a little hungry. You don't think they'd notice just one missing, do you? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6280 'If I wasn't colour-blind Joe, I'd be able to tall them apart.' 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6281 I don’t know about you, but I’m missing my WFH situation... 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6282 Can we get our hair done like that? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
6283 There always has to be one that's "baass" backward. Sorry, I couldn't resist. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
6284 Ever notice that you're surrounded by sheep? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
6285 Hey Jerry,do you think the boss will notice if we hang around the White sheep? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
6286 First, we sow the seeds of doubt among the sheep proletariate, then we seize totalitarian control. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6287 It's like Shepherding Congress. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6288 I told you not to pull the wool over my eyes 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6289 Stop counting sheep on the job 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6290 Can you see anything? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6291 I get 5 and you get 3! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6292 I hope I don't sound prejudiced, but I think those two are stuck on a double-headed dildo". 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6293 I will watch the flock. You can now go ahead and get your vaccination 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6294 Using conspiracy theories was a lot easier than chasing them around! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6295 I meant to tell you that I really don’t care that much for mint jelly with mutton. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6296 I like CPAC 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6297 It’s the latest dog park exercise initiative: Herd your way to Health. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6298 That one on your right is making a run for it. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6299 I can't believe it's been a year since we got a proper haircut. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6300 This dog at the conference said a good leader just prepares their flock to succeed. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6301 Are you sleepy yet??!? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6302 Where do you think we are, Todd, Florida?? Boss says we are still at six sheep apart. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6303 Can we please talk about something other than the kids? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6304 Shorn? Of course I’ve thought about it, but I can’t get over the buzzing sound. 1.1270 0.01600 63 57 6 0
6305 Think about it, don’t let them pull the wool over your eyes! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6306 I’ll do baaa speak, but I’m drawing the line at having my ears shaped and tinted 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6307 How do we make them ALL fall in line with what WE want, with no dissenters? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6308 They look a little sheepish. What? Not even a smile? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6309 Hey Glen, sick of the flockdown yet? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6310 I’m just happy to be back at work. Virtual House Training the kids was killing me 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6311 These sheep are lucky we're not from Wales....... 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6312 I swear we’re not pulling wool over your eyes...we’re sheep too! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6313 This is embarrassing Frank. I brought you here to chase,not count. Frank? FRANK! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
6314 Don't worry. You'll eventually be good enough to guard them with your eyes closed. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
6315 If we have to take the COVID-19 vaccine,what makes them them immune? 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
6316 Fortunately, I can work from home. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
6317 Seven eight nine again. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
6318 You promised we would never act like a bunch of sheep, we are better than that. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
6319 We got another L from Barkley. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
6320 One of them might be a wolf, but it’s asymptomatic 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
6321 Stop baaa-berring. We’ve got work to do. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
6322 These lambs just walked across the border! What do we do with them? The big guy says it's going to take time. He should send his german shepherds here in uniforms to help! 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
6323 I wish I knew you to quit you. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
6324 Be careful. Shrearers hang out here. They're even worse than groomers. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6325 My barking last night did mean I really like lamb, but only when I can eat it from a can. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6326 What's for dinner, dude? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6327 So, do you want to get unionized or not? We need to work together on this one. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
6328 I say we just split them. Four for you and four for me. Yum. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6329 Don't tell me you fell asleep counting sheep again. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6330 Would you like to hear my shaggy sheep story? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6331 I'm so glad we got that trim at the groomer! 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
6332 I call him Devil's Advocate. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6333 Some days it is an honest question if the dogs or the sheep need a shearing more. 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
6334 For the last time, Digby, we're sheep dogs. Sheep. Dogs. It's what we do. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6335 Yo dawg I herd you like sheep. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6336 Covid. Fourth surge. Everybody's gonna get sick and die.Pass it on. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6337 To think that I was made a cuckold by a ram! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6338 At least we're not wolves in sheep's clothing 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6339 How many sheep does it take to change a...? Ah, never mind. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6340 Wake up....You fell asleep counting! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6341 I can’t wait til we can go back to the office. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6342 And the doc said, ‘You ever come in contact with any animal fur?’ 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6343 Hector, it only takes one. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6344 Did you fall asleep counting me? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6345 The hours aren't great, but the work is steady. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
6346 It's not a federal offense UNLESS you take them across state lines. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
6347 Come on Charly, let's play with them just 5 mn and then I'm sure they'll stop following us all the time. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6348 You can make a sweater , I’m having lamb chops for dinner 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6349 Tell me about these rabbits again George! These are sheep Lenny. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6350 Don't count them and they won't won't go away... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6351 Quick! The fluffy one to your left is trying to get away. Curb him! 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
6352 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Were they eight or nine? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. . . 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6353 You can let your guard down. I hear the wolves in these parts have all turned vegan. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6354 Cant believe you can Not see the difference between woolly sheep and fluffy bunnies Dude!! This Aint gonna go down well at the kids easter play-day 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6355 I've got my eye on ewe. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6356 Maybe they’ll move if I cough. 1.1250 0.03667 72 65 6 1
6357 Do you think Q will be pissed we’re hanging out with sheep? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6358 So, who did u played with at the park the other day hun? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6359 Shep, do you think we're Racists? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6360 I “herd” the wool is being used to make masks. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6361 ...do you have any brick?” #catanner 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6362 At least you're not a pig like the last guy. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6363 Bit of an occupational hazard I know, but we do need to do a headcount every day. Clive.....Clive? Wake up! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6364 I can’t ever tell these doodles apart” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6365 It's ok. I'm 1/32nd sheep on my dad's side. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6366 As long as we tell them how scary it could be without us, they will do what we say." #foxsheepnetwor 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6367 They don’t look like their bumble pictures 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6368 Hey! Is this the line for the vaccine? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6369 This was stupid...they are on to us we are not part of the pack. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6370 This wouldn't have happened if you weren't so damn sheepish. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6371 Honey you have tall explaining to do!? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6372 They may look alike, but each has a unique personality.. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6373 I heard wool shrinks when washed, maybe that's what happened. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6374 Baa Baa, little puppy dogs 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6375 You want me to believe you couldn’t tell a sheep from a dog? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6376 I told you that they're not the same as we are! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6377 I’m thinking about curling my hair. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6378 Hey buddy! Are you asleep, too? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6379 I know you can hear me and I know ewes can hear me. I am a sheepdog but I refuse to be a sheep dog. If I hear one more bleat or one more baa, I will never fall asleep again. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6380 Hey, come on, man. Stop being so stiff and smile for the camera. I'mma put this one in my dairy. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6381 So I says to the boss man, diversity and inclusion... 1.1233 0.05141 73 67 3 3
6382 Wake up! I said to watch the sheep, not count them! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
6383 This was a great idea Buddy, a free haircuts. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6384 "After one year, we all need to take a load off." 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6385 If we play our cards right, maybe we can get a shave and a haircut for 2 bits too. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6386 So they're not Merino; the moneys good. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6387 Pssst! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
6388 The herd found out that you’re an anti-vaxxer. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6389 We need to know our worth and make our barks heard after the next shearing. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6390 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.. but where is nine and ten? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6391 23 and Me says they’re 8th cousins, but we have 39 pairs of chromosomes so I think they fudged it 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6392 I thought these guys were supposed to love masks... 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6393 Something you want to tell me? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
6394 Too gamey for me. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6395 Is this how Conquistadors brought back syphilis from the New World? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6396 Since we switched from goats to sheep, I've been too sleepy to herd. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6397 How confusing -- they all look exactly the same to me. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6398 Don't worry, that one was born breech. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6399 Which is when I said, three’s a crowd! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6400 All in all you're just another brick in the wool. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6401 Tell you what, I'm NOT going to shave ALL of them for their vaccine doses. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
6402 Yeah, they're calm now, but wait until they're shorn. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
6403 Who’s the boss? I say we sheep are in charge! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6404 Get over it, remember you eat meat. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6405 Let me whisper sheep nothings in your ear. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
6406 I forget,is eight an odd or even number? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
6407 No. I don’t believe this is a softer path to herd immunity! 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
6408 Who ever picks these cartoons, really likes sheep. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6409 Hey George, wool you get the one on your end to turn around? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6410 Maybe the fish in a barrel metaphor does need an update 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6411 Knock Knock. Who's there? Baaaah. Baaaah who? Gesundheit! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6412 What would they do without us? Right? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6413 I told you, people don’t forget. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6414 If we keep this fur situation going, we can even convince them to choose us as their leaders, you know! 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6415 If the tourists weren’t too sheepish to jaywalk we’d be there by now. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6416 Let’s adopt another! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6417 I feel as though we’re pretty obvious here. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6418 They say Trump told them they had herd immunity. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6419 You sure you haven’t been running around on me? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6420 Don't get me wrong I enjoy coming into work and interacting with everyone, but wasn't it nice working from home? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6421 Wasn't there supposed to be nine of these things? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6422 Am I a wolf in sheep's clothing? Damn it!! Can't figure anything out these days! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6423 I don't know why, but herding them sure makes me sleepy. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6424 He is afraid of being cancelled. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6425 Don't trust them. I think they're small wolves. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6426 Just 'cause you're a sheep dog, it doesn't mean you have to do whatever people tell you. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6427 You count them this time. Makes me fall asleep. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6428 All right, this is the plan. I’ll distract the nice-smelling human, you steal the pie, and we both meet back here. It’s the perfect disguise. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6429 Shall we go out for a drink once they 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6430 There is always one that turns the wrong way 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6431 I guess there's always a back sheep in the family! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6432 It's just 'sheep,' Bob. You mean to say 'sheep.' 'Sheeple' is somehow both too clever and too stupid. Because they were already called something. 'Sheep.' 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6433 Hey! If we stay close enough... do we get herd immunity or a demand for sexual harassment...??? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6434 Remind me again, how many sheeps do I need to count to end this pandemic? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6435 At my last farm, I found a wolf dressed up as a sheep. I killed him instantly to keep him from hurting the others but then I thought, “If there’s one, how do I know there aren’t more?” I killed every sheep that day, their blood cleansing the land. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
6436 So what do ewe think ? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6437 Am I a sheepdog who dreamed I was a man, or a man who fell asleep counting sheep? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6438 I thought blackface gets you cancelled? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6439 The we are all in this together thing isn't working. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6440 Clearly, that individual is not a sheeple. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6441 No son, let's take our time and...oh wait, that's the bull and the cows story. Never mind. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
6442 “They’re on to you Sampson. COVID or not, you need a trim.” 1.1205 0.02918 83 74 9 0
6443 Believe it or not, the seeing-eye sheep were much cheaper than the barber. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
6444 I herd outdoor gatherings are safer, I just wish we remembered OUR wool sweaters 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
6445 But what CAN'T we have sex with them? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6446 Did you know where mutton comes from? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6447 You don't have to marry them, you just have to work with them. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6448 The sheep facing you is the one that will leave the flock, and the good shepherd will leave us to guard the flock while he finds the sheep 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6449 Would you like me to knit you a sweater? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6450 I'll bite, which one is the ewe? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6451 I guess I understand herd behaviour now. Like I used to say “Bark!” but now I catch myself saying “Baaa-rk!” #newaccents 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6452 This neighborhood used to be cool 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6453 If all four in front make eye contact, the stampede begins. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6454 Counting stars may make it easier to fall asleep 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6455 Even though we are sheep dogs, I really don't think we fit in. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6456 One dog just wasn't enough to achieve herd immunity. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6457 I wonder why the artist drew us so large. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6458 Question of the day: How many sheep dogs does it take to heard eight sheep? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6459 Is it just me, or do these sheep make me look larger than life? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6460 Pretend you know how to herd. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6461 There you go nodding off again. I don't think you're cut out for this job. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6462 When they reach herding immunity, we're out of jobs. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6463 So, how was the training seminar on herding Gen X sheep? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6464 I don't even know what good dog, bad dog would even look like? 1.1194 0.05431 67 62 2 3
6465 Honey, do the kids look different today? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6466 The poodle in me says I should teach them to sit, down and roll. Thoughts?” #sheepadoodle 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6467 Can we somehow manage this online as well? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6468 Who 's the father Karen?! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6469 Baaa, baaa-rk, same difference! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6470 They must have “ruffed” up our paperwork at the witness protection program. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6471 Ralph the meh is escaping! Do something about it Sheeptain 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
6472 I’m thinking of going into a new line of work: The sheep are keeping me awake at night. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6473 turns out my date is a bit sheepish nico dunn berkeley california 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6474 That one in the back on the right does NOT look like me. Who were you fooling around with? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6475 Russel, you guys lost last week, which means we're shirts and you're skins." 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6476 What hooman say after six?? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6477 Ewe know, Sam, I don't think I can eat meat while working with these sheep. It'd be a pretty baad idea. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6478 I've been recently appointed as Deputy Shepherd, at VP level. Don't worry, I'm your partner! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6479 Last time I only made it to three before I was out like a light! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6480 Psst. Let’s scraper when the shears come out. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
6481 Aren't they suppose be following us? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6482 Don't worry. You can do it. We're bigger. And actually cuter. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6483 they're pulling the wool over our eyes. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
6484 You need to get someone besides your mother to cut your hair. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6485 Lots of flock! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6486 I am not an avatar. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6487 do you think I and as wooly as they are? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
6488 Sometimes I think we're the sheep. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6489 What did I tell you? You can't count past 5 without falling asleep! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6490 Try counting...oh, forget it. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6491 I guess our post-COVID-19 hair trim was rejected by our regular groomer. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
6492 While we wait for Mary, let's try to blend as ewe said 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6493 By my count there should only be one of me. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6494 They don’t know that the shearing is only for sheep. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6495 Can you guys wait a minute? I think I left my phone back at the farm. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6496 Yes. I know what our name implies, but must we let that decide our fate? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6497 Bill misunderstood when his wife mentioned that some Cheap Thrills might liven up their love life 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
6498 Do you think the essence of what we do makes us baaarbaric ? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6499 You know, this job makes me feel really sheeped in culture. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
6500 There is no silence of the lambs, bro! I am sure there will be at least one to turn and complain no matter what we say! Don’t say our mom is a bitch aloud! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6501 Dave’s not coming today, he said he’ll Zoom in later 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6502 Every one is accounted for! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6503 I'm telling you there's an underground --- last week there were 10. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6504 Never seen anything like it in my life. A young pig, just out there herding like that 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
6505 I hate field trips, don’t you. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6506 Sure you heard it right, ‘sheep’ dog? I don’t see the resemblance. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6507 I only did what you told me to do. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6508 Not your best haircut...at least it was sheep. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6509 Just don't try to count them while you're on duty. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6510 But how do you count them without falling asleep? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6511 Nobody calls them 'Shaggy Sheep', why do people keep insulting us with the 'Shaggy Dog' moniker" 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6512 They take good care of me. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6513 Why is that one looking back at you? Is he the Black Sheep of the flock? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6514 Do they know you're writing a book about the farm? I'm not sure they'll take kindly to being called animals. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6515 Hey! No counting sheep on the job. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6516 Are you sure you saw my tail hide in here? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6517 It‘s the post-covid world! Everyone just likes staying really close! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6518 Now which one is the woof 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6519 The shearer refuses to wear a mask, apparently. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
6520 They look sort of sheepish. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6521 Just don't start counting sheep! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6522 Looks like our immigration policy needs tightening. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6523 Of course, they have no wool. And you didn’t bring the bags either. What part of that don’t you understand? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6524 We better cover our noses or we will get sheared with the rest of them. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6525 I can't wait for us to get RFID. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6526 Honestly i dont mind being one of the ‘sheeple’. It’s kinda nice being valued, ya know? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6527 Woolcome to Sheep Meadow in Central Bark, my friend. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6528 Yesterday I heard they want to start a union, I totally support it. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6529 Who’s the bellweather? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6530 Do they know they’re sheep and not people 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6531 Are you going to give me some shaggy sheepdog story? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6532 There, they're mixed. Now which one is the wolf in sheep's clothing! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6533 He actually thought ROTF was a command to roll over! BOL! 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
6534 Hey Fred, is is just me or are these sheep Lilliputian? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6535 Don’t know about you but I’m feeling a bit sheepish... 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
6536 This Groupon Parenting Experience is not quite what I expected... 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6537 Maybe, we should consider a new hairstyle. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6538 I think your child support payments are bogus 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6539 You relied to my last request rather sheepishly. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6540 Careful what you say in front of these guys, Barney, The Wools have ears. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6541 Oh come on, let's just go. We haven't gotten out of the pasture for seven years. Besides, don't they have herd immunity by now? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6542 Fluffy is as fluffy does. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6543 You ever feel like your in heat? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6544 Hey pal, you know what they say; "Any port in a storm." You've gotta admit; they are kinda cute. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6545 Are you a follower or a leader? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6546 The day Penelope found out that Billie had been two timing her: "Ewe and me",you say? What happened to ewe or me? " 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6547 Remember, we are clarifying gender pronouns now 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6548 Fluffy doesn't have herd immunity yet. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6549 Don't let them trick you in to counting them again, we cant afford another jail break. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6550 Time to call JerrySpringer! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6551 We’re never gonna finish counting if you keep dozing off. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6552 The ewe in front of you is fixing to flee the flock. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6553 With the lockdown, no groomer has us looking like sheep dogs. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6554 No, I’m not being a sheep, Rolf! Baby bangs just make sense for our breed!” @triciatrac 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6555 Hey, quit countin' 'em. You're dozing off again. @newyorkercartoons @newyorkermag 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6556 I’m glad we can stop doing this via zoom” 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6557 Free donut with proof of vaccination" 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6558 Just had terrible dream I was being sheared! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6559 Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6560 Sheep. If for dinner 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6561 Do you think it's obvious we used SEO? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6562 Wait...3 feet? I thought it was 6 feet apart.... 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6563 I can hardly wait for the pandemic to be over so I can get a haircut. How about you, Hugh? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6564 Don't worry; they can't look forward to anything. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6565 But sheep don't even wear clothes Rodney. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6566 What do we do with them?h They are not my puppies. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6567 Cheer up! Propheteering ain’t that bad... 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6568 Let me guess, another political rally of some sort?? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6569 All we need now is a Webber, some onions and BBQ sauce. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6570 We chose the wrong flock for our quarantine crew 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6571 Really? Wolves like to eat sheep? Who knew this job came with benefits?" 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6572 They must feel bored to be identical look alikes! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6573 SpaceX is going to put a literal Dogecoin on the literal moon 1.1136 0.04406 88 81 4 3
6574 Any interest in a quickie? 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
6575 Sheeple are people, too, Doug. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6576 Those sheep aren't small, they're just far away! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6577 And I said, no, you need a shave. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
6578 Those guys could really use a haircut. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6579 Race ya back to the house. You take 4, I’ll take 4, last one Home is a Rotten Egg! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6580 Alright Greta, you have them rounded up. Now when's dinner? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6581 I am absolutely certain, it’s your turn to watch the kids. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6582 Are you blind? Tell that sheep to get with the program! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6583 It’s a dog in sheep’s clothing. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6584 this is the best Halloween party yet 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6585 Wake up! or we'll have another lost lamb to deal with. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6586 Try to blend into the pack. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6587 Don't get too close to that guy with the shears. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6588 No, no... Tribbles, the Enterprise was inundated! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6589 i herd this year has been pretty sheepy 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6590 Have you heard where the rest wondered off too. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6591 Your sheepish lover made you pregnant again? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6592 They obviously don’t have straight hair like you said they would. We need a better plan to blend in next time. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6593 Is this the Covid19 baby boom they were talking about? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6594 Last night they had lamb stew and the scraps were just delicious! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6595 Forget the grandchildren. We have a more serious charge. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6596 is there a punch bowl at this meeting? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6597 That was funny. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
6598 Hey Archie, the sheep want us to go a round of duck duck goose with them! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6599 See? I told you our hairdresser was better. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6600 Oh — wool! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6601 Hey Sam, why do we get@all the woolly assignments everyday? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6602 How is it the sheep always outnumber us? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6603 Tell me Mitch, does it seem as though our voting base is shrinking? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
6604 I keep counting them but I’m still awake. I think I need a new psychiatrist. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6605 If we mint them, can we fall asleep counting eth?” #nf 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6606 You’ll take care of seven of them and the last one will be my dinner, ok? Carlos Maranhao São Paulo, Brazil 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6607 Flunky, what in the world happened to the other ninety-two? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6608 Did you remember the manchettes and mint sauce? 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6609 I didn't think a Sheep Retriever was such a hard job. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6610 Now, time to count the stars! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6611 He's more tactical, I'm more of the ideas dog. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6612 The flock of sheep found herself after gathering with the dogs 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6613 I told you it wouldn't work... sheep dogs are much smaller than Saint Bernards 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
6614 They don’t seem nervous. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
6615 It looks like counting sheep has put you to sleep. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6616 They're so cute when they're conforming. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6617 So, when’s our lunch break ? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6618 That flea shampoo you bought on sale makes them look like sheep. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6619 This job sure is ruff. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6620 They say they aren't moving until we all get much overdue haircuts. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6621 Who will you vote for? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6622 Easier with glue, isn't it? 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6623 And you said they wouldn’t sheep them all in 3-5 business days. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6624 -The guy comes all the way up here, has to walk the last few miles, and forgot his shears. And I say to him: "Shear up, it's not a calambity!" You get it? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6625 Marx, I told you they won't notice 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6626 Want to call it a day and go out for a lambchop? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6627 SCHWEEP them to the side!! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6628 One wrong yip and they’ll cancel us 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6629 I get paid 25% less to do the same job Lassie does. How bout ewe? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6630 Can we name one Fred? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6631 Anyway, it’s sung by Baha Men and it really slaps. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6632 It’s ok. Sometimes they miscount how much vaccine they have to give. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6633 What are we, sheepets? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6634 Ba-ba-ba-ba....on and on and on...... 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6635 Just kiss him. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6636 Hey, they won't miss one lambchop. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6637 Oh brother, I need some herd immunity. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6638 Sheep-a-doodles will be HUGE 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6639 Heard your date last night wore a wool wrap. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6640 Do you think wanting these sheep to say cheese is vegan or at least polite? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6641 So, did you hear that the PPP loans came through? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6642 Maybe I can't see or hear well, but my nose knows that one was you. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6643 Are they sheep cats? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6644 we have been living with them too long 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6645 They’re just poor little lambs who’ve gone astray. Feel sheepish yet 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6646 You wait too long, they're mutton. Let's do this. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6647 What lies should we tell them next? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6648 I think that ewe all need a trim. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6649 You feel like a sheep, dog? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6650 Nah... I still have No Idea how we got this name!" jk fuller genoa, n 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6651 Do you think they'll mind if we poop in their pasture? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6652 No, no. I don't think they're mocking us. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6653 Little bo peep lost her sheep 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6654 Seriously, You never made it through Avatar? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6655 Tammy's always been camera shy. She can never stand still for family photos. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
6656 Watch your tongue. They’re woke. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6657 Sheep Doggy Dog❤️ 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6658 oh, so this is known as taking orders? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6659 Remember, you want a three-picture deal at Pixar, you say "Baaa..." 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6660 oh, oh...that's a cute, fluffy law suit! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6661 That won't do, pig 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6662 Yes, they're cuter than most dogs. But you still have to run around to the other end to kiss them! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6663 I know their cute, but their on the cutting edge. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6664 Please, don’t tell them how much I like lamb chops. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6665 Does your date know we're identical twin ? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6666 The trick to staying awake at this job is to NOT count them. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6667 I never learned to count. How about you? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6668 So much for trying to BAAA-lend into society 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6669 No they're not ducks and you don't have them all in a row. They're sheep and they've pulled the wool over your eyes. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6670 Do you sometimes get the feeling that they're not ours? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6671 Don't believe anything that one says Anita Barlow Edmond, OK 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6672 They can be returned for rubber balls. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6673 Our kids look just like us. All thanks to our adoption agency! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6674 do you see what I mean? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6675 I think I might fall asleep before I finish counting them. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6676 I gotta say, Hank, this flock is our most responsive yet. I think they've really taken to our bahhhhhhhrk. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6677 Oh Charlie, I am so excited about our new sheep job! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6678 'Sleep is not ready to be shipped as one sheep refuses to get counted'Contest 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6679 Sooo, what now? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6680 How long were you and Rambo together? 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
6681 If I farted on one, how long do you think it would smell? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6682 Best of all, they can never tell anyone. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6683 Wake up! You've been counting them. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6684 If I count to eight I fall asleep. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
6685 I don't know how this happened... 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6686 It does kinda look like you're asleep. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
6687 Outgoing,7 o’clock!...or is that5 o’clock? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6688 Has our workload decreased or have we just gotten bigger? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6689 I’m telling you, man, I looked directly into her sheep eyes and said: “call me by your name! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6690 Hey, Elizabaa Cheney, I now they drive you crazy, but you’re a member of their flock 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6691 Look Buddy, I wouldn’t mind sinking my teeth into one of those furry chops either, but you have cried Wolf one too many times already. No one will believe that we lost another one. Plus, you know the saying, “You look like what you eat.“ They might start getting a little suspicious. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6692 It's all Sheep to me, Rex... 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6693 If I keep counting I’ll fall asleep...zzzz....hello? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6694 Go ahead, take your pick. Ewes all look alike! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6695 I didn't know we were half-breeds. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6696 We always were the bark sheep of the family. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6697 I've been counting and only now am beginning to feel sheepy ! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6698 What were you expecting in the job? A sheep dog is a dog for sheep! Jeffrey Manly Toronto 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
6699 Now don't fall asleep on me. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6700 On the bright side, my neighbor’s garlic breath is solved for now. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6701 Maybe this year we shave ourselves 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6702 Isn't life in the countryside great? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6703 Is this enough for herd immunity? " 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6704 There are eight of them. Double check my count. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
6705 Just be thankful that now you just have to round them up to get into the Fraternity. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6706 Oh No! Another shaggy dog story 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6707 You could be Wilford Brimley's brother... 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6708 I have no idea how many there are, old sport - I fall asleep every time I count them! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6709 Can ewe hear me now? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6710 Just one. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6711 Don't keep track of them by counting, lest you fall asleep! 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
6712 Our herd community is stronger than the vaccine. Let others bark and pay no heed. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6713 Some definitely got away, but let’s just round them up. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6714 They don't look like us, but they are fluffy. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
6715 They are coming back, aren't they? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6716 Is it just me or we have half of the sheep missing? 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6717 I thought you said I was the sheep. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6718 I'm only doing this so I can get me a Peleton. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6719 do we have eyes like there's 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6720 Don't be a sheep 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6721 So then she said, "You're just a wolf in sheep's clothing." 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6722 I recon we're both full of sheep. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6723 Winner Takes All, or Do We Shear? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6724 Hate you! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6725 SHOULD WE KISS THEM OR HA-HA EAT SOME OF THEM? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6726 I'm sure someone has explained to them the importance of protecting eyes from the ultraviolet rays of the sun. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
6727 You hate my material, sure, but trust me, I can do a damn good wolf. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6728 It's either a 50%-50% difference or a 1% difference. Spot the sheep who lost its way 🐑👀 Trust us, try viewing everyday in different perspectives and you'll see better views. 🔎⛰ 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6729 .... Ewe, something smells of a conspiracy.. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6730 What are they gonna do, vote for a third party candidate? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6731 When you said you were feeling sheepish I didn’t know it was this dramatic 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6732 Sometimes I wonder... Are we herding them or are they herding us? And who copied the look, ehm, locks?" #herdin 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6733 What do you mean? We each count half of them! 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
6734 I'm taking a sick day. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6735 I’m tellin’ ya, we just need a bit of fence, then get the little fellers to jump, and we can become major influencers to insomniacs. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6736 I can never remember their names so I call all the ewes Fluffy and the rams Baaa-by. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6737 When do we get to eat them? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6738 Penny for your thoughts. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6739 They’re just sheep it doesn’t matter what they fink. Just do your own fing. And if they don’t like it, they can fuck off. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6740 What say we have a play day?” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6741 So that’s it, just “chill”? I thought this herding business was an active endeavor. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6742 May I use your gigot d'agneau recipe? 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
6743 Fed up feeding politicians 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6744 You need to be sheared. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6745 Yeah, apparently all the Church's want lambs for their Instagram feed on Easter, its been great for business 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6746 Counting keeps me up day and night! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6747 Duh! Can’t we just take the day off? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6748 Are you done peeing? I can't keep the sheep standing still much longer 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6749 I mutton let these sheep wander far 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6750 Hey Bruno, you are in training. This is not the time to pull the wool over your eyes. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6751 Just don't let them try to pull the wool over our eyes! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6752 Birds of a feather flock together.Whats up witchu? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6753 I'm going to need more than these in order to fall asleep. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6754 A Curling Iron gives Herd Community! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6755 I heard Jeannette was cheating on Marcus.” “I herd sheep 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6756 Wait, what are they doing at the Woke meeting? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6757 They were right, we’re not just barking mad. We’re baa-rking mad.” 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6758 I have gained 20 lbs since they started using grass location apps Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6759 Ok Junior, you are a Sheepdog. Here’s the test: which one is the sheep? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6760 You may have fooled them, but I know you’re just a woof in sheep’s clothing. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6761 Tucker, remember the dinner we went to two years ago? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6762 Counting sheep each night keeps me awake 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6763 Look, Honey, it's been great, but I just can't do another day with these God damn kids! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6764 I'm here for the health benefits. And the doggie biscuits are spectacular" 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6765 This whole country living bullshit was your idea, and now the nearest Thai restaurant is 2 hours away and it totally sucks. So, fuck you, Mr. "we'll make our own Tom Ka Gai". Got news for you; they don't have galangal or lemongrass at the Meier's 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
6766 Really Ted, is it worth pretending we’re liberals just for free haircuts? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6767 Psst. We are cavachons, not sheep dogs. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6768 We all need a haircut. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6769 I don't know why, but my master thinks I'm a sheep hound. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6770 Just breathe through you’re mouth” 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6771 So how long have you been a temp? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6772 Don’t ask me, you’re their mother! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6773 We look like a family only until they get out of line. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6774 Nothing makes me doze off more than taking inventory. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6775 I told you, barking orders does not get us herd immunity. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6776 I thought black sheep were rare... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6777 Looks like you could be born an Aries and still be sheepish. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6778 Yeah, he’s harmless so long as you don’t accept anything with “ACME” written innit. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6779 Humans don't chase sheep and that why they count them to put themselves to sleep. You should count humans when you want to go to sleep. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6780 Stop counting! You know you’re not allowed to sleep on the job! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6781 Why the improved behavior? Let's just say I made them an offer they couldn't refuse. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6782 I don't know about you, but I feel I'm more like a sheeple dog. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6783 I think they may be plotting an escape 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6784 No fraternizing. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6785 Lamb chops for breakfast, Lunch and dinner! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6786 Space Jam 2 looks awful. Lola Bunny doesn’t even have a thicc donk & Lebron isn’t even going to give me a half chub! Is this the future the libs want!?? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6787 If as sheep dogs and we didn’t have sheep, would we just be a dog, or would we just be sheep?” @krlaboss @jessie_birschbach this one is tricky for me 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6788 I don’t think they can tell. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6789 Herd immunity will sheep us away —there's one leaving at your five, wake up. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6790 I usually shave them so I look bigger 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6791 : “It’s always hardest on the kids.” 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6792 I wish we were Alaskan Klee Kai instead of Old English Sheepdogs. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6793 We are what happens when species intermarry! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6794 I’m not sure if I should sign up for the 1+ or 7 + geoup. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6795 We couldn't see, but we heard them. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
6796 ...and then Mr. Farmer said, if I don't lose any sheep here, I'll get my own flock! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6797 What day is it today? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6798 Hey ewe, turn back around this instant! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6799 I was up all night watching Sheep TV. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6800 You're looking a bit sheepish. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6801 The last guy who worked with me was “super genius” in disguise 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6802 That's the first graduation picture we take in a year. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6803 Quit sleeping on the job. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6804 How come the ewe didn’t hear the ram sneaking up on her? I give up, why? Because she was sheeping. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6805 Day shift or night shift? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6806 Hey Tony, they’re not moving til’ that the vaccine you know... 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6807 Ewe over there, please put on a mask, you're next to get vaccinated 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
6808 Sheeps born sheeps, or we turn then that? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6809 Have you been mindful of their self directives? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6810 I told you to ask them nicely. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6811 I'm a night dog, so I'll guard on the night shift and you can take the day shift, OK? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6812 Nothing to do. Our name is enough, the crowd will follow us blindly." 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6813 ‘’I think that they are the cutest things that I have ever seen” 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6814 On second thought, this herd immunity thing seems overrated. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6815 So I says "yeah I heard her, she was standing right there!" 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6816 They say you’re a part of the Bleat State. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6817 hey dad, i've been meaning to ask you, and this is kind of awkward. we haven't ever had a conversation like this, and maybe because you're a pretty private dog, but if i never ask you, i'll never know. i've noticed a few really curly furs... down there... lately. what i mean to say is, is one of these sheep... mom? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6818 So … Duck, Duck, Goose? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6819 Those corporate bastards ... always keeping us just under a full herd. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6820 Did you fall asleep counting them, again? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6821 Ok, ok, ok. I'm a disgrace to sheep dogs everywhere. But it's lights out every time we have to count them. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6822 I love mutton 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6823 What’s wrong? Ugg, It’s mutton. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6824 They have a bad us cosplay 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
6825 Might ‘EWE’ ask the ewe to your right to face the camera? ‘EWE’...Get it? Might ‘EWE’? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6826 Well Skippy... BAAAH 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6827 Can I borrow your watch tonight? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6828 Can you believe that foolish saying? "It's a dog's life". 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6829 I know this job is boring, but try not to count them. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6830 Ewe, this one sure has a lot of wool power! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
6831 Sure. Like you've never thought about eating one of them. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6832 I tried working from home, but sheep don't very well online. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6833 Sometimes I feel like a wolf in disguise. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6834 We're not lambsitters, Nigel. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6835 Even after we stopped working from home, in my head, I still keep counting sheep all day, up to when I fall asleep. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6836 „So perms are out of season and look kinda sheep? Not cool, Clifford“ 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
6837 Spot,I don't even remember what is was like not WFH. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6838 You still questioning whether to go out with me? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6839 Did you say Spring is sheep shearing time? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
6840 Why did you take an online meditative course, can't you see we have work to do here ?? J. Kinsey - Toronto, ONT kinseyjody33@gmail.com 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6841 You see! We fit right in. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6842 Not going to move an inch until I receive my stimulus package from last April. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6843 No I didn’t get a goodnights sleep! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6844 Technically, we're wolves who evolved to wear sheep's clothing. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6845 And here is the magic trick! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6846 How dare they treat us like ugly people 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6847 Who knew sheep are guarded at doc/gs 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6848 But I heard this was a doggie dog world? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6849 You know, if they ever gang up on us, we’re finished 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6850 What are we supposed to do with 'em when we have 'em right where we want 'em? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6851 Ya together we sheep thru 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6852 No, they are NOT Irish Wheaton Terriers. We Are! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6853 Do you think they'll notice our woofs in sheep clothing? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6854 Hay, I haven't started counting yet. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6855 do they have a watch dog? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6856 knit my idea of fun 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6857 Hey Frank, what kind of pun do ewe think they want? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6858 I'm getting sleepy, you mind taking over for a bit? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6859 If we want to be counted, we better lay low to do a better job of blending in. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
6860 Sheep - ha! We can filibuster them to death. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
6861 The wolves won't believe this. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6862 Are you ready for a shave? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6863 Man I’m on the Border of Collie in, it’s been a slow day. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6864 You first...okay? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6865 We've been isolated too long. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6866 Just drop it in a conversation next time you’re talking about them Dogsheep. We can flip the script on this one. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6867 I’ve told you those were good tickets for the show! 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
6868 Dood, I bet they think we’re poodles! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6869 Let's head out for some brews. These dolts will never know. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6870 The dogs are counting and guarding the sheep around them. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6871 These head counts always put me to sleep. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6872 Yes, I herd you! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6873 The constant bleating takes some getting used to. Otherwise, they're an agreeable sort. And, until you got here, well..." 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6874 Hey, it beats herding a blind human. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6875 Go ahead without me. I'm gonna stay here a while. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
6876 I have no idea how many sheep we're watching because every time I try to count them, I fall asleep. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6877 I told you our DNA results said we are Sheepdogs, not Sleepdogs! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6878 Are you sure we don’t need to wear our masks, Harry? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6879 Winter yard sale. Sheeps-ty percent off. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6880 Listen Barb, maybe we should talk about the litter 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6881 I tried counting them, but I wasn't taught more than two. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6882 We sure pulled the wool over their eyes! 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6883 Do you think anyone can see me humping these sheep?" "I hope not. Personally, I'm enjoying a BJ. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6884 Why do our sibs get so bent out over one bitty ol' coyote? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6885 So who’s in charge here? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6886 Ewe crack me up! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6887 My look-out sheep will baa when the cat shows up. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6888 Amazing 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6889 Looks like we're out of a job again. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6890 You are getting verrry sleeepy... 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6891 Do you still count sheep at night? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6892 I hear that the cattle dogs are unionizing.. what do you think? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6893 One day, the boss is going to work out this post is overstaffed and reduce headcount. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6894 You reckon they know we aren't wolves? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6895 You fall asleep every time we take a head count 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6896 Marathon this...now whatMarathoned this...now what? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6897 Well, here is where I come when I can’t sleep. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6898 Did you see the winner of #745. Yeah it sucked. Mine should have won. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6899 Think those are top dogs in sheep's clothing? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6900 To reveal" is not, I repeat, not a culinary technique 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6901 Can you believe it Harry, these sheep are all part of the bunch. They need to motivate inorder to make a change during this Pandemic 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
6902 They believed the obvious lies of a known con man and attacked the U.S Capitol building. But, hey, that's what mindless sheep do. 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
6903 My guess is we are all suffering from Shear terror. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6904 If you don’t stop saying 911 was an inside job, I swear to God I’ll call the cops 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6905 Did I ever tell you the story about a wolf in sheep's clothing? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6906 ...but you keep falling asleep by number 8. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6907 You know we get to keep one when the week is over. Which one do you have your eye on? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6908 You better pay attention, they are very good at pulling their wool over our eyes! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6909 I warned you that if you continued counting sheep at night that we’d end up here 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6910 I think we slept on more 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6911 Wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6912 Why? They like me! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6913 Are we a part of the mewetation? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6914 Happy, stop humming "Atomic Dog," Lucky barked. "I need focus, not distraction." Happy crooned," Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6915 Don't give me that look. Explain yourself! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6916 Every day the same old thing... round the sheep up boys. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6917 But seriously, are we actually the sheep? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6918 Morning, Sam. Did you get your vaccination? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6919 If you don't want to tell me how old you are, that's cool, but don't expect me to agree that 39 is divisible by 7. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6920 This is actually a yearly covid vaccination... 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6921 Do ewe think I’m passing? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6922 I guess this is what they mean by an inclusive workplace 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6923 We just grew apart. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6924 Apparently the sheep don’t jump over the rainbow 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6925 "Can you tell me why they call it a flock again? 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
6926 You notice Mark the Town Pervert hanging around at night. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6927 No, I tell ya again, the wolf was in disguise in rooster feathers, got in chicken coop, and there was hell to pay for that snippy border collie! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6928 Not sure why they're making such a fuss about herd immunity. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6929 Little Lambs who made thees? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6930 I heard that they are very tasty 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6931 Between you and me, Baa. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6932 Have you booked your baa-bers appointment yet? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6933 I know I'm a sheep dog but I don't want to be sheared. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6934 I just love these group pictures! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6935 I know that I'm a new employee here, but aren't we supposed to be watching eighteen of these guys? I was afraid to say something earlier because I didn't want to step on anyone's paws. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6936 Right now they look plump and full of sass, but wait until they shear them. That's when you can really strut your stuff. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6937 Ok, what you do is run around and nip at their legs and ignore all their bleating about the master sexually harassing them. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6938 Heck, let’s just eat them. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6939 Try counting sheep if you can't sleep 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6940 IF WE DECIDE TO JOIN, I THINK WE SHOULD SIGN UP FOR THE BASKETBALL LEAGUE 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6941 I thought following along would be a lot more fun. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6942 I mean, they did say we were a sheep kind of dog. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6943 Did you ever wonder why they follow us around so sheepishly 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6944 Lighten up, Ralph! At least we aren't stuck with Matt, Marjorie, and Lauren again. 1.0882 0.04559 68 64 2 2
6945 Wake up. You can’t see where in the flock we are, if you keep your eyes closed. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6946 I’m telling you man, one of these lamb chops is hiding a squeaker 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6947 I guess I identify more as “come by”…. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6948 Quit counting! It makes you sleepy! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6949 How can they expect us to keep a constant count of them but not to fall asleep while doing it? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6950 we need to achieve herd immunity , move them to different pens 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6951 Love is so much easier. No running. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6952 I think the one on the left is the wolf 🐺 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6953 Thank God we don’t know how to count! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6954 I do love their curly fur, but at least we don’t have curly bangs. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6955 Whats the difference between Covid-19 denier and a sheep? One turns into a ghost and other turns into a gosht (is a meat curry in North Indian cuisine. It is cooked with meat ("gosht"), usually lamb or mutton, in a stew-like shorba gravy.) 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6956 If any of them got lost, that sure would be baaaaaaaaad, right? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6957 And then I said to Gene, nobody was wearing masks. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6958 They have herd immunity. Now what are we supposed to do? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6959 We’ll need more exercise. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6960 Maybe it's my age but don't you think these sheep are looking younger all the time? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6961 Before the pandemic, I'd be asleep by this time 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6962 They get him to sleep and we keep him warm 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6963 You paid how much for them?! You got fleeced. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6964 the sheepy sheepy fake 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6965 By my count there are seven, George. Would you mind watching them while I take a little nap? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6966 I haven't gotten a haircut during the OCVID either. You really think this is the best way? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6967 Can you believe he asked me to watch "Ewe've Got Mail?" 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6968 How big a flock did you expect from an online hire agency? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6969 Which one of us is 'Shep'? Mike Dole Chevy Chase, MD 2081 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6970 So, tell me a shaggy haired story. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6971 you think they know we aren't sheep? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6972 We’re not typical sheep herders, but we blend in well. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6973 ''Did you train one to cover are backs?'' 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6974 The one in front says they're 'dog-sheep.' 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6975 I won! They agreed to wear masks and stand 6 feet apart for their cuts. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6976 Do we really herd them, or do they herd us? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6977 Lamb chops for dinner, or did you have something else planned? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6978 I feel like a mutt-on in sheep's clothing. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6979 Stop! Drop! And Baaaaaaa! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6980 We may be sheepdogs, but I think these might be dogsheep. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6981 Quick! Try and blend in before Farmer gets us for being BaAAaaAD. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6982 You know I know you said we had to count sheep to fall asleep but this is taking things a bit far 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6983 did you turn off the stove Fred? 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6984 No, I can't tell. Why would I need to know, you creep!?! 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
6985 This job really makes me sleepy. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6986 Do you think if we raise our voices an octave we might get a trim? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6987 I herd they like me 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6988 Wake up! They have finished jumping over the fence. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6989 You don't need a haircut. These sheep watch themselves! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6990 Want to borrow farmer John’s gum boots? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6991 They're frightened because hey're contemplating life after TicTok... 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6992 Bob! I TOLD YOU TO SAVE OUR SPOT 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
6993 Let's make them pull the wool over their eyes! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6994 Ok, they say they won't jump that damn fence anymore and don't care at all if you can't fall asleep. But don't take it personal: they're just trying to get paid. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6995 How many more sheeps do we need to help us fall asleep? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6996 Good thing these sheep are here! No one can know we are siamese twins! 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6997 Ewe can't look at them too long before getting sleepy. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6998 If anyone orders Manchego, I’m leaving. I am NOT eating any f***ing Manchego! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6999 The wolf told me they are really tasty... what do you think? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
7000 What does the sheep say? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
7001 It's the same view day after day 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7002 They call us old English Sheep Dogs 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7003 Dave... you fell asleep doing inventory again. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7004 who is counting who?" Bob Greene, 917-696-6823 bob@contourventures.co 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7005 Ewe do realize how long it wool take to find the missing ramote control. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7006 Can we get back to watching JEOPARDY? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
7007 When will they cancel our show? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
7008 That’s the worst bark I’ve ever heard. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
7009 „Do you think we‘ll get a group reduction at the barbershop?“ 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
7010 I can’t believe you actually thought these were cotton balls with legs. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7011 When you get close to them it’s easy to see why humans don’t call any of their teeth ovines. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7012 Sheep, sheep...dog! C’mon, now chase me. Sue Scalettar, Nyack, NY 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7013 It's like I've been telling you all along, Max. All animals are equal, but some animals are MORE equal than others. You don't wanna be like these sheeple, do you? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7014 I hear we’re at 40% herd community. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
7015 Ever think about how they'd taste? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
7016 So Max, you have trouble falling asleep, why do you not try counting sheep. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
7017 I thought you said these were sheep's clothing, not sheepdog's clothing. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
7018 Who should be laughing at who? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
7019 Do you ever wonder if we’re just sheeple? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7020 Every time you count them, you fall asleep. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7021 hey ruff 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7022 One more chorus of "Oh We Like Sheep" and I'll bite 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7023 It's a Furnace out here. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7024 Funny,you don't look ewe-ish. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7025 I really missed being in the office but it makes me a little nervous they aren’t wearing masks. You? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7026 My accent is getting good: ‘Baaaaaa-rk’ 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7027 ...and I was such a good boy that the farmer gave me a lambchop right off his own plate! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
7028 You may well be a sheep dog, but this time you’ve really crossed the line. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
7029 Let's go join the shetland dogsheeps! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
7030 I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. No counting on the job, Roofus. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
7031 Naaa. Naaaa. Sheep resemble their owners, not vice versa. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7032 They were here just a minute ago...?! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7033 Quick - get my curlers! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7034 Oooh, mint jelly? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7035 I can't see, are there still sheep here? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7036 Don't turn a blind eye and let EVEN ONE of them go. It will put us in an ODD position. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7037 We’re up for the vaccine next week, the “sheeping” industry are now considered essential enough. FYI I work for UPS 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7038 Which one is Trump's Lawyer or I can't tell them apart - They must be Republicans or You Go First 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
7039 Really, you want to call in a shepherd? We are born sheep-herders, but will wearing a mask make us seem weak? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
7040 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
7041 Are they Octuplets? I can't remember their names. I guess they are ready for haircuts. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7042 Will you curl mine next? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7043 This reminds me of that Sam Shepard line about why don't we real quick-like fuck one and the other guy says why don't we go slow and fuck em all? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7044 „I‘m telling you, man, they’re outsourcing our job to piglets!“ 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
7045 Shall we call them as black or white, i am confused. Well, either way as we are white, Our sophistry is considered" 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7046 Hey, let's punt today. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
7047 It troubles me that they do not look like me 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7048 So then I says ‘Ewe not go’n anywhere’. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7049 They might benefit from a more educational field trip. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7050 isn't this supposed to be someone else's job? I think we lost some. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7051 I'm the Steve Jobs of the grassland, Frank: I don't follow the herd, I lead the herd. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7052 It's a lot easier when you just ask the for a "follow back". 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7053 She’s a rebel ewe. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7054 You think we should put them in quarantine? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7055 Standing behind two rows of sheep (four sheep per row), two shepherd dog are in the middle of a conversation. The one on the left stares blankly ahead, while the one on the right turns to the other dog, addressing it. The sheep all look away, silent. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7056 No! Buggery is not an option. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
7057 Flock wisely 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
7058 I think they've reached Herd Stupidity. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
7059 I got eight... How many you count? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7060 I agree. We are more than just our genes,yet here we are. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7061 Wool ewe watch the sheep while I take a break?", he said sheepishly 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7062 So, this little Bow Peep has lost her sheep. And she doesn’t know where to find them. And what does the wolf do? He says, “leave them alone and they’ll come home” — and assures her with a rhyme about “wagging tails”. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
7063 I keep counting them and still can't sleep. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7064 Give em' some slack; I think they're cousins! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7065 Apparently I shouldn’t have put “sheepish” on my resume, who knew? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7066 I heard this job is for the birds 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7067 Are you sure it’s ok 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7068 Tweet allegation of vote froud ahead of your rally, start urging them to convert on the capital😈 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7069 No masks no social distancing ? We should be fine ,but the dogs sneezed ! It’s okay we have herd immunity Baaaaaah baaaaah see ! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7070 Spread out. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7071 See? Dog's clothing works better than sheep's. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7072 Just scrunch down when you pass under the shepherd's crook. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7073 We can do this virtually. I propose a contract with Zoom supervision ! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7074 So which one of them is back bacon? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7075 Stop looking at them like that, Armie. Mutton is not considered cannibalism even if you are a doodle. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7076 :They're in attack position!" 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7077 I like counting sheep when I go to bed. 'Sandra Stedinger, M.D. jgauthier4@san.rr.com 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7078 They might notice when we get a trim. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7079 When in times of desperation... 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7080 So, Business Class is not all that much better. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7081 Do you ever get the feeling that maybe this hill is one giant sheepdog looking out for all of us? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7082 I'm the GOAT sheep dog 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7083 Hey Max, now can I teach them the new choreography? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7084 You'd think after 7 years of professional sheep herding we wouldn't have to put up with this kind of insult! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7085 Dog 1: “How can we get herd immunity?” Dog 2: “Let’s stand behind the sheep?” 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
7086 All you have to do is tell them it’s a pandemic and they’ll do anything. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7087 The market for wool has been down, so I'm letting them grow it out. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
7088 Maybe try telling them the truth? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7089 Asleep again? I told you to avoid counting them! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7090 All we like sheep All we like sheep We have turned We have turned To our own way! Is that problematic? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7091 The combination of Indica dog biscuits plus counting sheep is making me really drowsy. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7092 Do you think they’ll ever grow up to be as big as we are? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7093 If we let sheer us, think we’d get more treats? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7094 There. He’s calling for us again Joe. Tell me again about this, herd immunity? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7095 Monday’s, am I right? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7096 Rabid Ralph’s one line in The Silence of the Shepherds: “We had to eat Mary and Bo Peep, but if we eat the sheep, we won’t have a purpose anymore.” 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7097 Talk about a sheepdog, two for the price of one. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
7098 I just don’t what’s wrong with me lately, Fred. I’ve been getting very drowsy after last count 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7099 He's the one with the black face, I think. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7100 Told you my milkshake would bring them to the yard 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7101 The days of Sam Sheepdog are long gone--these sheep are unionized. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
7102 It's not my turn to herd! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
7103 If I'm expected to herd all these stupid sheep, I need a better haircut. Let's cut our bangs shorter. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7104 I’m not trying to pull the wool over your eyes, it’s looking at the wolf behind you. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7105 Let’s make friends. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7106 Never turn your back! They’ve all been drawn up with an undisciplined hand. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7107 I'm just saying: you have the TENDENCIES of a Gemini. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
7108 If you would just bother to look, you'd readily see that they all look quite sheepish about eliminating the black one. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7109 Without the gun I can’t be sure... 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
7110 Wake up! Our job is to protect them, not count them. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
7111 Look Randy, all we need to do is shave ‘em and Lisa won’t take us to get groomed. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
7112 It's a compulsion, and I'm starting to herd those closest to me. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7113 I thought you said this job was "gamey"? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7114 I herd the sheep talking about us 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7115 I’m dying for a lamb chop, are ewe? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7116 I’m here...I’m not a cat. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7117 The mask is supposed to go over our mouth and nose 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
7118 One dog to the other, “I’m saying baa-rk but they won’t turn around.” 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
7119 Where is the EverGiven Sheep? 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
7120 I guess we're supposed to be herding these things ... but what are they? 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
7121 Hey, bro - I know it's a boring job, but they all look to you for leadership! ' 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7122 It’s a Shear Genius casting call so I herd they’d flock here. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7123 I know we are not sheepdogs but we still are not supposed to annoy them. 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
7124 If you say so, then I believe you. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
7125 Don't worry. Sam the sheep dog aka Ralph didn't clock in to work yet but it was Wile E. Coyote's final fall off the cliff & he was hit by another train coming out of the tunnel after the fall. He definitely won't be stealing sheep anymore. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
7126 This socially distanced haircut service isn’t exactly as advertised. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
7127 ”I tried counting them, but I still can’t get to sleep,” 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7128 Can't believe they pay us the big bucks to “herd” these things, Shep! 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7129 Do you think they’ll give us a haircut too? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7130 I don’t think we nailed the costume this year 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
7131 Have you heard the latest news on the ewes? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7132 Oh honey, I said I am so grateful for our friend-ship to keep me warm, you thought I said sheep! Never mind sweetheart.. I’m not upset. I most deeply love our har-money! 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7133 We’re in charge because dogs have bigger brains. It’s Darwinian. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7134 Listen, my buddy said these will get you just as high as a DMT pen! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7135 Obviously, you haven't had your cataract surgery yet. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7136 You know...since we all have 4 legs...that would make us hairy beasts wouldn't it?" "You know how hard it is to find a barber because of this COVID shit?" "Ok...grumpy hairy beast." "Fuck your mother!!!" "Actually, my dad did that's how I got here. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
7137 Yo. I’ve heard that 1 out of 10 get set-aside for some kind of ritual slaughter. So, the question for the 2 of us is: do we rush to the front or hang back and chill while these little guys pass through the gate?! David B. Smith MB, Florida 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
7138 Do you like anchovies on pizza? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7139 Keep counting your herd and you’ll get sleepy. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7140 the humans wouldn’t notice if we killed a sheep or two—if they did, they’d blame the wolves. it’d take, like, ten before they stuck us in the house and got new dogs. it’s a dizzying ethical position... we could fuck the sheep and they’d NEVER notice! 1.0606 0.04252 66 64 0 2
7141 I know they’re smaller than we are but that’s the wolf in you talking. You need to channel more of your inner sheepdog. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7142 We’re from the union and we demand to be equally counted. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7143 Looks like they didn’t get the message that it is one word and NOT hyphenated. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7144 Now that we’ve moved out of the city, we’re going to have to get some n’ewe cuts. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7145 Wake up Hugh. I keep telling you not to count them, but you never listen. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7146 Yeah, these are my kids. I actually don’t remember who i fucked to make ‘em, but yeah, she wasn’t a looker 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7147 These motherfuckers... 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7148 Oh Oh Randy, Are they wearing wolves clothing? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7149 You’d be a ringer batting clean-up. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7150 I'm a dog-sheep! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7151 : I thought I was clear Arvin when I told you that this was a “bring you’re own herd” party... 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7152 What should we do today, boss?” ... “Same thing we do everyday shaggy; try to take over the woold. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
7153 We are two sheepdogs guarding the sheep. Should we lapse in our duty, the result will be unadulterated carnage. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7154 I guess the lumps you saw up there where not our friends 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7155 BAAAAA.......there it is!!! 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
7156 Enough floof folks!! Don't u think so 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7157 Should we get the pig in the frame?”#babepi 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7158 Just okay along. You get a free haircut every 4 weeks! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7159 Tell me again. Why do we want to do this? I know we sort of look like sheep, and can hide out with them because no one will notice that we're not sheep, but what do we gain from this? What do they have over dogs, what's in it for us, the advantage? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7160 Are you having a 'baad' day? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7161 Whom do you think really needs the "fleecing" the most? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
7162 It's definitely time for a career change. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7163 Why is it so hard for me to fall asleep? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7164 New sheep, Eh? Doesn't really look like it. Too floppy. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7165 Remember: Don’t Smile! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7166 I had mutton last night. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7167 Seems our family has a history of mixing business with pleasure. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7168 Sir, #1 Mutt on the Job! Get it, Mutt on! I see we have sweater duty? No? I tried to talk to them, but they were sheepish? Fine, I will just watch the sheep. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
7169 Are these bedlingtons again? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7170 Ever feel too absorbed by your work ? 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
7171 You take the cross-eyed ones. I'll take the rest. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7172 Wolves in sheepdog clothing is killing! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7173 sassy! Haven't we lost in white clowns? 1.0526 0.03187 76 73 2 1
7174 Crossbreeding does not make our job easier" 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
7175 think of it as striking a blow against the (wolf)man, if you need motivation. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
7176 It looks as tho we will be having lamb chops for dinner tonight 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7177 Hey, let's go looking for food but please all of you follow the hygiene rules because it's corona time. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
7178 If Mary could why can D 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7179 I keep forgetting which one is Gladys. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7180 Remember there are no trees, we have to protect these fluffy doggies. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7181 I don't know whether to take them out to dinner or to be dinner. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7182 Chauvin barked 8:44 pulling wool over his eyes. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7183 You're the one who wanted more ... whatevers 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7184 They tried to clone the mammoth and look what came out! 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7185 Do you think anyone will notice if we go with the flow? We are pretty wholly after all, just shimmy in there and all there'll be is a kerfuffle of white. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7186 Think they'll find us [Border Patrol]? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
7187 Yes, eight. Can’t pull the wool over your cataracts, friend. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7188 I thought the workshop said DIY sweaters. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7189 It's not just the lack of diversity that makes this job so terrible, it's their taste in music. I mean, how much Sheb Wooley can these guys listen to? 1.0441 0.03269 68 66 1 1
7190 Find that stray, and we'll be on cloud nine. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
7191 Switching to organic lamb chops was the best decision I've ever made 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
7192 Oh, what the hell! Ninety-eight percent of our DNA is probably identical! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
7193 I told you this job is awesome - free food, plenty of sun, and the sheep don't mind if you fuck 'em. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
7194 Aww..they have my shaggy and your mullet 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
7195 Why not, Casper, we're shag dogs, aren't we?" 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
7196 No!!! Baaaa.. not Baaaak 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7197 That ewe is lying to you to get you to quit nipping her feet. They are, in fact, all my kids. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
7198 They’ve been worried about their jobs since we started offering free sheeping. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
7199 They’re called ‘sheep’ no matter how many. They’ll never know. You just gotta say’the sheep are home’. We Ain’t no Jesus,going back looking for some wooly wonkas. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
7200 I'm starting to wonder about the phrase "pull the wool over your eyes." 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
7201 You always forget them mint jelly 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
7202 So all the time you said you had to work late, you were really messing around with Mr Lamb.I hope he is gonna support this herd. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
7203 What are they up to? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
7204 If you would momentarily unmask your eyes, you would see what happens when you vote for Biden. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
7205 Do you think a mask will help Pete 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
7206 I know it’s weird but “dog sheep” just isn’t a thing. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
7207 Can you give them the shearing pep talk? 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
7208 Counting sheep is really going to the dogs 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
7209 first, I am stuck in a hat for weeks, and now sure death 7 stories up! 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
7210 'Remember, sheep are friends, not food. We should blend in perfectly.' 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
7211 Look at all these sheep, let's run down there and fuck one." "No son, let's walk down there and fuck 'em all. 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
7212 We lost one. How's your baah-cent? 1.0172 0.01739 58 57 1 0
7213 they were, going sheep in the sales 1.0143 0.01439 70 69 1 0
7214 Look! I told you. Those shifty eyes are hiding something from me. 1.0141 0.01418 71 70 1 0
7215 I think we confused how many with how mini... 1.0139 0.01399 72 71 1 0