Contest #750


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750

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Every night, when I try to sleep, I can’t stop thinking about work.”
  2. “Half the flock is still grazing remotely.”
  3. “I think I see the one who’s going to be a problem.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-04-04T19:31:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-04-18T19:37:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-04-12T19:36:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 19, 2021
Number of captions 7216
Number of responses 797912
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It’s good to be back in the field. It just wasn’t the same working from home. 1.9140 0.01086 5363 1947 1930 1486
1 Every time they say 'baa' please stop saying 'humbug'. 1.9040 0.01266 3991 1485 1404 1102
2 Remember to check for faces—I once barked at a cotton bale for hours. 1.9008 0.01209 4334 1608 1548 1178
3 Remember Dave, Rule #1: Never Count Them. Dave? Dave? 1.8821 0.01193 4547 1771 1541 1235
4 Ewe, ewe. ewe. That's all we ever talk about. 1.8654 0.01211 4377 1739 1488 1150
5 This is nothing. Herding cats -- that's a real job. 1.8653 0.01210 4337 1709 1503 1125
6 They refuse to budge. They claim they have herd immunity. 1.8647 0.01685 2291 921 759 611
7 Herding is okay, but what I’d really like to do is direct. 1.8630 0.01340 3481 1358 1242 881
8 I have to admit, I’ve been sleeping a lot better since I got this job. 1.8572 0.01111 4692 1740 1882 1070
9 One is missing? What does it look like? 1.8495 0.01217 4207 1674 1492 1041
10 Do you remember what the missing one looked like? 1.8469 0.01157 4676 1875 1642 1159
11 Problem is I fall asleep every time I take inventory. 1.8427 0.01228 4062 1613 1475 974
12 Try howling like a wolf. It's hysterical. 1.8423 0.01233 4236 1750 1404 1082
13 Every night when I try to sleep, I can't stop thinking about work. 1.8419 0.01144 4655 1843 1705 1107
14 Let me get this right ... when you say "ewe" you mean them? 1.8381 0.01300 3613 1443 1312 858
15 Believe it or not, they think that we look alike too. 1.8369 0.01134 4526 1746 1772 1008
16 It's just 'dog' now. I had to stop letting work define me. 1.8354 0.01487 2783 1123 995 665
17 What keeps me up at night is wondering which one is the wolf. 1.8261 0.01381 3335 1400 1115 820
18 This job is much ado about mutton. 1.8243 0.01225 4217 1769 1420 1028
19 You’re very calm, given we had 500 this morning. 1.8240 0.01528 2755 1171 898 686
20 Hear me out... what about a fence? 1.8164 0.01287 3485 1384 1357 744
21 I don't know about you, but I've been sleeping great since I started this job. 1.8154 0.01277 3580 1437 1367 776
22 I've been coming here for years. Just keep your mouth shut and you get a haircut for free! 1.8107 0.01427 3091 1321 1034 736
23 We should have washed them on Cold. 1.8103 0.01292 3538 1443 1323 772
24 I was born a herder but I identify as a retriever. 1.8098 0.01361 3255 1350 1174 731
25 This is way easier than cats 1.8075 0.01503 2670 1111 962 597
26 You're going to be tempted to count them... Don't. 1.7956 0.01504 2627 1104 956 567
27 Is it wrong to wonder what they taste like? 1.7924 0.01472 2852 1238 968 646
28 I’ll admit it - it feels a little weird being back at the office. 1.7896 0.01541 2424 1006 922 496
29 I know you don't believe me but I'm pretty sure we're adopted. 1.7861 0.01615 2309 995 813 501
30 Yes, 'sheep influencer' does make you sound more important. 1.7848 0.02121 1320 564 476 280
31 You DO know that if these sheep move, EVERYONE on the Zoom call will know we’re not wearing pants. 1.7830 0.01645 2383 1083 734 566
32 Is it time to tell the children they’re adopted? 1.7753 0.01691 2096 916 735 445
33 Count 'em? I can't even see 'em. 1.7744 0.01696 2012 860 746 406
34 I told you not to wash them on hot 1.7733 0.01739 1994 878 690 426
35 The hardest part is not falling asleep. 1.7728 0.01685 1998 845 762 391
36 I’m just saying, an eight-hour workday is like 56 dog-hours. 1.7711 0.01740 1944 845 699 400
37 I'm not sure we have them all. Every time I try to count them I fall asleep. 1.7692 0.01727 1898 819 703 376
38 Half the flock is still grazing remotely. 1.7672 0.01792 1804 781 662 361
39 You're asleep again, aren't you? 1.7669 0.01860 1639 700 621 318
40 Don’t worry, we have herd immunity. 1.7616 0.01988 1556 708 511 337
41 Honestly, you’ve never thought “roasted, with a little mint jelly”? 1.7590 0.01947 1577 707 543 327
42 When they come out of the dryer they get clingy. 1.7588 0.01939 1571 699 552 320
43 Isn’t it ironic that we’re descended from wolves? 1.7569 0.01956 1526 676 545 305
44 I don't know how many we're supposed to have. I keep falling asleep every time I count them. 1.7511 0.02038 1406 629 498 279
45 Has Bo Peep paid the ransom yet? 1.7507 0.02111 1388 645 444 299
46 What ever you do, don't start counting. 1.7500 0.01988 1396 603 539 254
47 I seriously think we are adopted 1.7498 0.02132 1367 638 433 296
48 Trust me this is the only way to get a haircut during the Pandemic. 1.7491 0.02162 1367 651 408 308
49 I hate to be anal-retentive, but would you mind turning that one around? 1.7487 0.02089 1389 639 460 290
50 Hi, I’m here for the sleep study... 1.7485 0.02107 1340 609 459 272
51 Cattle are my career goal. 1.7481 0.02080 1338 598 479 261
52 If we let him follow her to school again we’ll both be fired 1.7464 0.02139 1317 606 439 272
53 It’s great that you got them all black masks, but they really still need to be six feet apart. 1.7458 0.02094 1302 579 475 248
54 Every once in a while I eat one and blame it on a wolf. 1.7448 0.02197 1254 580 414 260
55 Speak freely. We can always count on the silence of the lambs. 1.7419 0.02272 1166 540 387 239
56 When should we tell them they're adopted? 1.7399 0.02320 1184 571 350 263
57 I think I see the one who's going to be a problem. 1.7370 0.02206 1137 503 430 204
58 We’re missing one. I think she’s on the lamb. 1.7355 0.02276 1153 537 384 232
59 But what if the sheep are just like actually herding us, man? 1.7346 0.02251 1119 505 406 208
60 No idea. I tried counting them, but I kept falling asleep. 1.7330 0.02342 1045 476 372 197
61 Don’t you think “Defender of the Woolen Flock” sounds more impressive than “Sheep Dog”? 1.7302 0.02334 1049 479 374 196
62 Best part is the Spring, when they get naked and run around. 1.7289 0.02438 1018 483 328 207
63 Max... Max... aw, you counted them again didn't you? 1.7250 0.02437 971 450 338 183
64 All I'm saying is, we blame the wolf, collect the insurance, and retire to a farm upstate. It's fool-proof. 1.7240 0.02865 721 340 240 141
65 We just need to make it look like they need two dogs for eight sheep. 1.7232 0.02460 961 449 329 183
66 Just focus on keeping 'em together but whatever you do, DON'T count them! 1.7197 0.02442 924 420 343 161
67 You know, Carl, if we got ourselves a border collie our job would be a lot easier. 1.7191 0.02496 915 425 322 168
68 Wake up! I told you not to count them! 1.7183 0.02548 884 413 307 164
69 Let's start over...and try to stay awake this time. 1.7153 0.02510 871 398 323 150
70 Do you think it's time we told them we're not their real parents? 1.7136 0.02579 852 398 300 154
71 I’m starting to suspect we were adopted. 1.7126 0.02704 835 409 257 169
72 I think they figured out that we can't actually see them. 1.7116 0.02558 846 391 308 147
73 Well that was fun--do we scatter them now and do it again? 1.7108 0.02705 809 390 263 156
74 Immunity? We don't even have a herd. 1.7100 0.02694 807 387 267 153
75 Yes fine, I’m a sheepdog but I don’t want my work to define me. 1.7095 0.02608 809 374 296 139
76 Do you think THEY could tell US apart? 1.7095 0.02627 802 372 291 139
77 You count them this time. Last time I fell asleep. 1.7094 0.02687 795 377 272 146
78 Honestly, the job's pretty easy as long as you can stay awake. 1.7094 0.02622 795 366 294 135
79 I know it’s not PC to say but they really do look alike . 1.7081 0.02667 781 364 281 136
80 C’mon, you mean you never, EVER wondered what they taste like? 1.7073 0.02668 772 358 282 132
81 I see you grew out your bangs during quarantine. 1.7071 0.02679 775 362 278 135
82 You were right. We never needed Mary. 1.7048 0.02760 769 372 252 145
83 I'm not actually a sheepdog. This is just pandemic hair. 1.7039 0.02788 760 370 245 145
84 Honestly, we can tell them anything, and they will believe it. They watch Fox news. 1.7024 0.02909 736 371 213 152
85 There has got to be a better way to meet border collies. 1.7019 0.02788 728 349 248 131
86 Count too low and you've lost one, count too high and you're asleep. 1.7016 0.02729 744 350 266 128
87 You've been counting them again, haven't you? 1.7016 0.02729 744 350 266 128
88 I'm just saying think about it. We don't eat the sheep. We keep them from getting eaten. Then, what happens? They get eaten, anyway. So maybe we can cut a better deal. 1.6997 0.02789 736 354 249 133
89 We're in deep sheep. 1.6997 0.02906 716 356 219 141
90 Just pretend you're herding and follow them. They can see where they're going. 1.6987 0.02820 707 337 246 124
91 If you get nervous in front of them, imagine them with no wool on. 1.6985 0.02836 713 344 240 129
92 Truth be told, I ‘d rather be fetching a stick. 1.6961 0.02824 668 310 251 107
93 This is easy. You ever try herding cats? 1.6960 0.02887 681 328 232 121
94 Keep an eye on that one on the end, Fred. I'm pretty sure sheep don't come with zippers. 1.6950 0.02937 682 336 218 128
95 Do you ever feel like your job defines you? 1.6917 0.02957 652 317 219 116
96 Think we all look alike to them too? 1.6910 0.02914 644 306 231 107
97 Believe me, I'm no racist. They all just look alike to me. 1.6905 0.02990 656 325 209 122
98 You count them. Every time I try I fall asleep. 1.6895 0.02892 641 302 236 103
99 Ever wonder what we were called before Sheep were invented? 1.6893 0.02927 634 301 229 104
100 This needs to stay a secret... I brought mint jelly. 1.6862 0.03124 615 311 186 118
101 Count the legs and divide by four. 1.6849 0.03106 603 300 193 110
102 Did you know that a family of sheep is called a United States Congress? 1.6833 0.03285 600 319 152 129
103 You know, sometimes I don't really feel like a sheepdog. Sometimes I just feel like retrieving something. Is that so wrong? 1.6820 0.03024 588 281 213 94
104 First thing I’m gonna do after my shot is go get a haircut. 1.6806 0.03026 576 273 214 89
105 You’ll feel less sheepish after a trim. 1.6783 0.03426 575 316 128 131
106 Let's just estimate. 1.6772 0.03037 567 269 212 86
107 If they're the dim-witted followers, what are we doing in the back? 1.6763 0.03243 553 279 174 100
108 Do you think they have any idea that we can’t see a thing they’re doing? 1.6757 0.03122 555 269 197 89
109 I wonder why they named them after us. 1.6743 0.03159 565 281 187 97
110 Should we be staying six sheep apart right now? 1.6741 0.03340 540 279 158 103
111 This sure beats that herding cats gig. 1.6735 0.03187 539 264 187 88
112 It beats sniffing for drugs at a border checkpoint. 1.6723 0.03065 537 252 209 76
113 Sheepdog is what I do, it's not who I am. 1.6704 0.03279 534 270 170 94
114 They want to form a ewenion. 1.6686 0.03252 522 259 177 86
115 Is 8 out of 10 good for a first day?” 1.6679 0.03183 527 257 188 82
116 What do they count when they can't sleep? 1.6654 0.03159 523 253 192 78
117 It’s hard to admit, but sometimes I don’t really care what happens to them. 1.6647 0.03401 501 257 155 89
118 Sam, SAM! I told you not to count them. 1.6606 0.03242 495 241 181 73
119 You count them. I can't even see them. 1.6604 0.03321 480 236 171 73
120 Wanna hear something ironic? Since I took this job, I've had trouble sleeping. 1.6604 0.03373 480 240 163 77
121 No, no Frank that's the old way. We don't "herd" them to the "pen." We "process" them into a "temporary holding facility" while their "cases work their way through the system." I mean we're not monsters, Frank! 1.6603 0.03580 471 249 133 89
122 Like I told you, no matter how hard we may try, they have no concept of social distancing. 1.6596 0.03445 470 238 154 78
123 You awake? 1.6589 0.03416 475 240 157 78
124 Fred? You awake, Fred? 1.6580 0.03426 462 231 158 73
125 They're refusing to social distance until the wolves do. 1.6549 0.03498 455 232 148 75
126 I’ve always said this was my dream job 1.6532 0.03409 444 218 162 64
127 The challenge is to stay awake while keeping an accurate count. 1.6519 0.03623 451 239 130 82
128 I wish we'd never entered witness protection... 1.6518 0.03446 471 242 151 78
129 I told you we should have washed them on 'Cold'. 1.6516 0.03626 442 232 132 78
130 I manage them with Baa codes. 1.6515 0.03703 439 235 122 82
131 Try to blend in. 1.6514 0.03414 436 213 162 61
132 Look at it this way. It's better than herding cats. 1.6499 0.03647 437 230 130 77
133 You count them, I fell asleep last time" 1.6495 0.03559 428 217 144 67
134 It's all ewe ewe ewe and never me me me. 1.6492 0.03480 459 236 148 75
135 Doesn't this feel better than all of last year when we were herding on Zoom? 1.6475 0.03651 417 215 134 68
136 Rule #1: NO COUNTING. 1.6469 0.03385 439 215 164 60
137 ...and on a rainy day, take them indoors so they won't shrink. 1.6465 0.03485 447 228 149 70
138 I can count them in my sleep by now. 1.6444 0.03539 450 235 140 75
139 Do you think they have herd immunity? 1.6436 0.03614 404 204 140 60
140 You count. I'll keep you awake. 1.6423 0.03665 397 202 135 60
141 Some were rescued from fence-jumping for insomniacs. The rest were found wondering aimlessly after a MAGA rally. 1.6402 0.03982 403 227 94 82
142 psssst...want to hear my wolf impression? 1.6392 0.03735 388 200 128 60
143 Just estimate. 1.6392 0.03645 388 195 138 55
144 This is so much better than herding on Zoom. 1.6378 0.03671 392 200 134 58
145 I know we’re called sheep dogs, but you can’t let that define you, man. 1.6371 0.03665 383 193 136 54
146 The last dog fell asleep on the job 1.6346 0.03582 405 206 141 58
147 Ever notice how there seems to be a link between narcolepsy and taking inventory? 1.6342 0.03691 380 193 133 54
148 If you turn your head this way, you can see them. 1.6340 0.03897 388 211 108 69
149 It's a pretty easy job. Just remember: you must never EVER count them" 1.6310 0.03705 393 205 128 60
150 Seven or eight,I think...but I keep falling asleep at 3. 1.6295 0.03655 359 177 138 44
151 The aim of the game is to keep a head count without dozing off. 1.6282 0.03568 390 196 143 51
152 They're very manageable if you keep them uninformed 1.6282 0.03958 355 189 109 57
153 No, I don’t see it as an ethical dilemma. And you’ll bring the mint jelly, right? 1.6275 0.03942 357 190 110 57
154 So then I find out I'm allergic to wool... 1.6270 0.03736 370 190 128 52
155 I say we accept the wolves' offer, sell the wool, and retire 1.6266 0.03821 383 205 116 62
156 Nobody pulled the wool over your eyes. That's your fur. 1.6250 0.04061 344 186 101 57
157 When someone asks what I do for a living, I say I oversee the wool department for a textile company. 1.6250 0.03956 344 181 111 52
158 The key to staying alert is never counting them. 1.6221 0.03958 344 182 110 52
159 Don't worry, they're Trumpers. They'll follow you anywhere. 1.6220 0.04226 336 188 87 61
160 If they follow anyone, and we follow them, what does that make us? 1.6213 0.04025 338 183 101 54
161 I tried to do a headcount,but I dozed off! 1.6212 0.03835 330 166 123 41
162 I'm so glad we decided to adopt 1.6195 0.04028 339 182 104 53
163 I think we're in the wrong line. 1.6189 0.04044 328 174 105 49
164 Another meeting that could have been an email 1.6186 0.03748 354 181 127 46
165 And they think WE look alike! 1.6186 0.03835 333 169 122 42
166 I hear they all vote Republican. 1.6182 0.04143 351 198 89 64
167 I don't mean to insinuate anything Sharon but are you sure these are my kids? 1.6176 0.04042 340 184 102 54
168 The shepherd wants me to count them every night, but I just fall asleep. 1.6173 0.04013 324 170 108 46
169 Okay, if he asks what happened to the ninth one, we’ll just say ‘ate sheep’ and hopefully he’ll just be confused by his own ridiculous English language. 1.6164 0.04263 318 176 88 54
170 Thank God for herd mentality. 1.6161 0.04095 323 173 101 49
171 Yes. There is a similarity but thankfully no one has leg of dog for Easter dinner. 1.6161 0.04071 323 172 103 48
172 Let’s see if we can get herd immunity 1.6135 0.04091 326 176 100 50
173 I counted nine before I fell asleep. You? 1.6134 0.03858 344 180 117 47
174 See? Same vaccine, different side effects 1.6131 0.04127 336 186 94 56
175 You can’t see a darn thing, can you? 1.6121 0.03737 348 178 127 43
176 Gluing these sheep in place made our job so much easier. 1.6117 0.04293 309 171 87 51
177 If you think this is hard, try cats! 1.6117 0.04244 309 169 91 49
178 We've got them on flockdown 1.6111 0.04327 306 170 85 51
179 There could be trouble ahead. I heard them whispering about forming a ewenion 1.6109 0.04176 329 183 91 55
180 I stopped counting them when I got written up for sleeping on the job. 1.6106 0.03970 339 182 107 50
181 Our kids don't look anything like me. 1.6106 0.04386 303 170 81 52
182 The hard part is staying awake. 1.6099 0.04077 323 174 101 48
183 Literally, the minute the salon opens... 1.6094 0.04107 320 173 99 48
184 Adieu, adieu, to ewe and ewe and ewe. 1.6087 0.04280 299 163 90 46
185 A little suspicious how sheepish they all look, don’t you think? 1.6086 0.03849 327 168 119 40
186 I see a lot of ewe in them. 1.6054 0.04231 294 158 94 42
187 I know! I start counting and I just can’t keep my eyes open. 1.6026 0.03941 312 162 112 38
188 If we hang around with them,we will get herd immunity! 1.6007 0.04246 293 159 92 42
189 I’m just saying you’re more of a herder and I’m more of a supervisor. 1.6007 0.04216 303 166 92 45
190 Two of us for just these eight sheep seems excessive, but it's what the founding farmers intended. 1.6000 0.04221 280 148 96 36
191 They stand that way naturally; I just bark and take credit. 1.6000 0.04370 280 153 86 41
192 If you wanted us to blend in then we shouldve gotten perms 1.5986 0.04264 294 161 90 43
193 Have I told you lately that I love ewe? 1.5979 0.04446 281 157 80 44
194 I've been working from home so long I forgot what to do 1.5974 0.04089 308 166 100 42
195 Why don’t they just shed? It would be so much easier. 1.5957 0.04320 282 154 88 40
196 I demand a recount. 1.5953 0.04264 299 166 88 45
197 Let's get the flock out of here. 1.5952 0.04267 294 162 89 43
198 I keep trying to do a headcount, but everytime I get to 3, I'm fast asleep. 1.5945 0.03970 328 178 105 45
199 I'm a group therapy dog. What do you do? 1.5938 0.04281 288 158 89 41
200 It sure beats herding cats. 1.5936 0.04397 283 158 82 43
201 Are you closing your eyes or did you finish counting? 1.5936 0.04102 283 148 102 33
202 Watch what happens when I yell MOTHS! 1.5930 0.04429 285 161 79 45
203 WAKE UP !! I told you to never count them!!" 1.5930 0.04345 285 158 85 42
204 We're named after them. 1.5918 0.04479 267 148 80 39
205 I don’t see why it’s so hard to round up all the humans for their vaccinations... 1.5912 0.04360 274 150 86 38
206 I enjoy being around animals that smell worse wet than we do. 1.5909 0.04614 264 150 72 42
207 The challenge you see, is doing the job without falling asleep 1.5908 0.04172 303 167 93 43
208 Watch out! If that one escapes we lose herd immunity 1.5892 0.04318 297 168 83 46
209 Are you sure they're mine? 1.5891 0.04380 275 152 84 39
210 Do you ever just...wanna hug ‘em? 1.5884 0.04356 277 153 85 39
211 Makes you kind of proud that they named a whole other species after us sheepdogs. 1.5878 0.04250 296 165 88 43
212 This isn't what they mean by herd immunity. 1.5874 0.04426 269 149 82 38
213 They’ve been kinda lost since Election Day 1.5848 0.04332 289 163 83 43
214 This is just a side hustle. The real money is in herding cattle. 1.5848 0.04219 289 159 91 39
215 It's not that I'm unfulfilled, but I would like to try cats. 1.5846 0.04643 260 149 70 41
216 Just count the legs and divide by four. 1.5842 0.04335 279 155 85 39
217 This is just a stepping stone to my dream job - emotional support animal. 1.5840 0.04618 250 140 74 36
218 It's easier than herding cats but not as rewarding. 1.5836 0.04207 305 172 88 45
219 You can wake up now, it's my turn to count them. 1.5830 0.04370 247 131 88 28
220 Trust me, if we just queue here and blend in, we can get a haircut for free! 1.5820 0.04073 323 182 94 47
221 Cheer up, mate. You never see a bulldog live up to its name either. 1.5820 0.04598 244 135 76 33
222 Just be glad you're an essential worker. 1.5818 0.04416 275 155 80 40
223 Whatever happens, don’t start counting them! 1.5814 0.04509 258 144 78 36
224 What if they’re actually herding us? 1.5809 0.04514 272 156 74 42
225 Is this really the best the witness protection people could do? 1.5788 0.04225 273 148 92 33
226 There’s always one that doesn’t get it. 1.5787 0.04700 254 147 67 40
227 I hate family picture day. 1.5783 0.04566 249 139 76 34
228 I'll count them but then I'll need a nap. 1.5778 0.04542 270 156 72 42
229 Do you ever worry that eventually they’ll realize they outnumber us? 1.5775 0.04376 258 141 85 32
230 I dunno, just thought my life would be about more than following the herd. 1.5774 0.04516 265 151 75 39
231 I ordered eight of them, it said free sheeping... 1.5769 0.04551 260 148 74 38
232 Ever wonder if they're counting us? 1.5761 0.04726 243 139 68 36
233 ‘This is unfair typecasting... I wanted to be a police dog.’ 1.5758 0.04433 231 122 85 24
234 Blend in. 1.5756 0.04218 271 147 92 32
235 You count them this time. Last time when I woke up half of them were gone. 1.5739 0.04857 230 132 64 34
236 Frankly I've given up trying to figure it out. I just call them all Dolly 1.5726 0.04497 241 132 80 29
237 It’s always ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe. 1.5714 0.04598 252 144 72 36
238 Our breed says protect them, our species says they're dinner . . . decisions, decisions. 1.5709 0.04563 247 139 75 33
239 He bleats to a different drum. 1.5697 0.04679 244 140 69 35
240 I feel like I was born for this 1.5697 0.04570 244 137 75 32
241 Why do WE get named after THEM? 1.5696 0.04933 237 141 57 39
242 You know that, genetically, we’re much closer to wolves. 1.5695 0.04813 223 126 67 30
243 For me there will never be another Ewe.” 1.5683 0.04749 227 128 69 30
244 I don't mind being neighborly, but when is Bo Peep coming back? 1.5668 0.04739 217 120 71 26
245 Yeah, they're cute, but don't let them pull the wool over your eyes. 1.5659 0.04585 258 150 70 38
246 Here's lookin' at ewe, kid. 1.5647 0.04752 232 133 67 32
247 It’s stressful... but, at least I never have a problem falling asleep. 1.5620 0.04677 242 140 68 34
248 Shepards have a staff. I’m just looking for a personal assistant. 1.5619 0.04861 210 118 66 26
249 Any suggestions on how to get them to go to sleep? 1.5618 0.04274 267 149 86 32
250 It’s like they have herd immunity or something. 1.5607 0.04928 214 123 62 29
251 Let’s have some fun with them; you circle left and I’ll circle right. 1.5602 0.04480 216 115 81 20
252 Don't be silly. Wolves don't wear clothes." 1.5579 0.04568 242 138 73 31
253 Whaddya mean "don't make eye contact"? I can't see a damn thing... 1.5556 0.04528 234 131 76 27
254 Actually,I said I need some sleep. 1.5556 0.04351 261 148 81 32
255 I tried to count and make sure they were all there, but I kept falling asleep. 1.5556 0.04418 261 150 77 34
256 I'm not saying we SHOULD... I'm just saying I'd bet they'd be delicious. 1.5537 0.04754 242 144 62 36
257 Ever since taking this job I've been sleeping like a baby. 1.5536 0.04847 224 131 62 31
258 Our job is done. Looks like they now have herd immunity. 1.5533 0.04615 244 142 69 33
259 '' Just follow them, you'll gt the best hair cut ever. " 1.5531 0.04690 226 129 69 28
260 How do we know if we’ve lost one without falling asleep? 1.5529 0.04566 255 150 69 36
261 No. Not sleepy....You? 1.5520 0.04412 221 119 82 20
262 It's not what you know, it's what you herd. 1.5514 0.04631 243 142 68 33
263 We aren’t allowed to eat one. They achieved herd immunity. 1.5504 0.04630 238 138 69 31
264 So you're sure I'm the father ? 1.5494 0.04492 253 147 73 33
265 Please welcome your two senators, and your Congressional representatives. 1.5487 0.05399 195 119 45 31
266 I thought you said you could do this job with your eyes closed. 1.5484 0.04567 217 120 75 22
267 Probably tastes like chicken 1.5484 0.04969 217 129 57 31
268 And there's not an original thought amongst them. 1.5482 0.05109 197 115 56 26
269 Can you see anything? I can’t see anything. 1.5479 0.04536 219 121 76 22
270 What if we're the sheep and they're the ones who are free? 1.5478 0.04507 230 129 76 25
271 This is the definition of a tight-knit group. 1.5477 0.05020 199 115 59 25
272 Frankly, counting them is the only thing that keeps me awake. 1.5470 0.04532 234 133 74 27
273 It wouldn't be a bad gig if I weren't allergic to wool. 1.5464 0.04850 194 108 66 20
274 I'm still paying off my obedience school loans. 1.5463 0.04910 205 118 62 25
275 I feel like I was born to do this. 1.5462 0.04515 238 136 74 28
276 We're basically Fox News. 1.5455 0.04934 242 151 50 41
277 My right brain is telling me to say "Woof", but my left brain is going "Baaa". 1.5455 0.05153 187 108 56 23
278 I have a confession: I can’t count. 1.5446 0.04763 202 113 68 21
279 If you don't see the dog...you're the dog. 1.5442 0.05173 226 143 43 40
280 Of course you don’t know how many there are supposed to be ... you get to three and fall asleep! 1.5442 0.04693 215 122 69 24
281 If you can't get that joker in front of you to turn around, we'll never get this photo taken. 1.5439 0.04768 239 144 60 35
282 I think they liked it better when we worked from home 1.5431 0.05310 197 120 47 30
283 Ted,did you finish counting the sheep? Ted? 1.5426 0.05244 188 111 52 25
284 All I'm saying is, working from home had its perks. 1.5407 0.04548 209 115 75 19
285 You count them. I keep falling asleep. 1.5403 0.05037 211 127 54 30
286 if I call you Mary I think they'll be sure to go" 1.5403 0.04854 211 123 62 26
287 It's going to be hard to enforce social distancing. 1.5392 0.04832 204 117 64 23
288 I'm so glad we reached herd immunity. 1.5388 0.04938 219 132 56 31
289 I'm really more of a goat dog. 1.5385 0.04454 234 133 76 25
290 Nigel? Nigel?! I don't know how many times I have to tell you this - never count the sheep! 1.5385 0.04776 221 130 63 28
291 I put 'Sheep Whisperer' on my LinkedIn. 1.5381 0.04872 210 123 61 26
292 Watch out for that one - he may be a free thinker. 1.5381 0.05037 197 118 53 26
293 We may be big shots but, at the end of the day, we are all just......fluffy. 1.5380 0.05104 184 106 57 21
294 Did you really just say your hard of herding? 1.5373 0.05182 201 122 50 29
295 Whenever one of them says, "Baaa," I'll say, 'Yeah, I HERD you,' and I laugh! Anyway, you must be the new guy! Hi, I'm Dennis! 1.5369 0.04999 203 120 57 26
296 The work's difficult, keeping track and all, but we'll sleep well. 1.5368 0.04929 190 108 62 20
297 I just don’t understand they get to have haircuts all the time when we can’t even so much as get our bangs trimmed. 1.5361 0.05070 194 114 56 24
298 This job would be a lot easier without the bangs. 1.5359 0.05343 181 108 49 24
299 I really missed this. Teleworking just wasn't the same. 1.5359 0.04891 209 123 60 26
300 The conspiracists are saying they're all wolves. 1.5333 0.04756 225 134 62 29
301 They’re called sheep, but they don’t look anything like us. 1.5327 0.04941 214 129 56 29
302 Don't worry. They've got herd immunity. 1.5312 0.04949 192 111 60 21
303 Did you ever stop to think that maybe they're herding us? 1.5311 0.05195 177 103 54 20
304 Should we play zone or man to man? 1.5309 0.05019 194 114 57 23
305 Do you think we are covered under herd immunity? 1.5305 0.05048 213 131 51 31
306 Covid hair" is a great equalizer 1.5301 0.05186 183 108 53 22
307 Wake up, Fred. You were counting again. 1.5297 0.04611 202 113 71 18
308 I'm starting to suspect I'm not the father. 1.5294 0.05431 187 116 43 28
309 It'd be a lot easier for everybody if we could pull the wool over their eyes. 1.5288 0.04742 191 107 67 17
310 The interview is just a formality. You were born for this. 1.5285 0.05092 193 115 54 24
311 It’s like I told Cheryl in HR, it’s not racist that I can’t tell them apart. 1.5282 0.05053 195 116 55 24
312 I’m transitioning from he/him to she/sheep. 1.5279 0.05167 197 120 50 27
313 Do you find it hard to stay awake? 1.5278 0.05252 180 107 51 22
314 Deep down inside, I really hate sheep. 1.5274 0.05040 201 121 54 26
315 If we're sheepdogs, why aren't they dogsheep? 1.5271 0.04854 203 119 61 23
316 I think we got the wrong sperm donor. 1.5269 0.05347 186 114 46 26
317 It's good to be back. The sheep smell just can't be replicated over Zoom. 1.5266 0.05758 169 106 37 26
318 Really, their bleat is worse than their bite. 1.5266 0.04855 188 107 63 18
319 Well, it beats herding cats. 1.5266 0.04913 188 108 61 19
320 I have no idea how many. I always doze off. 1.5263 0.05123 209 130 48 31
321 I couldn’t sleep. 1.5263 0.04894 209 125 58 26
322 To be honest, I don't think I'm the the real father of our children. 1.5260 0.05271 192 118 47 27
323 Is this the line for herd immunity? 1.5253 0.05148 198 121 50 27
324 Wake Up! And for the last time, quit counting them! 1.5240 0.04768 208 122 63 23
325 Stop me if you've herded this one before. 1.5234 0.04854 214 129 58 27
326 We have an understanding - I run up and down and they make it look like that’s why they stick together 1.5230 0.05327 174 104 49 21
327 If you think our kids look funny, you should hear them speak! 1.5217 0.05509 161 96 46 19
328 If Bo Peep doesn’t come back, let’s sell ‘em on eBay. 1.5211 0.05469 190 121 39 30
329 Hey ewe. Face front. 1.5204 0.04823 196 114 62 20
330 Let's ask who does their hair. 1.5198 0.05260 177 106 50 21
331 He's looking for Number 9. Where's Number 9, Hal. 1.5196 0.05094 179 105 55 19
332 Have you ever thought about being one of those dogs that just get to sit around, get belly massages and chase frisbees? 1.5190 0.04878 210 127 57 26
333 Stop counting! Stay awake! 1.5174 0.04892 201 120 58 23
334 Q said the wolves aren’t even real. 1.5170 0.05158 176 104 53 19
335 You need to stop bringing your work home with you, honey. 1.5170 0.05221 176 105 51 20
336 Does this still spark joy, Walter? 1.5169 0.05533 178 112 40 26
337 You know we can all hear you snoring under there. 1.5167 0.04655 209 122 66 21
338 Invitro was your idea!!! 1.5167 0.05371 180 111 45 24
339 Wake up, we’re supposed to herd the sheep not count them! 1.5163 0.05282 184 113 47 24
340 Yeah, other than the one who walks backwards, I can't spot the differences either 1.5161 0.05012 186 110 56 20
341 Doesn't matter if one of them is really a wolf. The previous president pardoned him in advance. 1.5160 0.05516 188 121 37 30
342 Now what? 1.5158 0.04739 221 134 60 27
343 You’re a sheepdog; not a sheep, dog. 1.5157 0.05490 159 95 46 18
344 Do we have herd immunity? 1.5155 0.04805 194 113 62 19
345 I estimate we'll get 8 sweaters and 10 pairs of socks. 1.5135 0.05148 185 112 51 22
346 I experimented with participatory democracy and libertarian non-interventionism, but I’ve settled on benevolent dictatorship. 1.5128 0.05568 156 94 44 18
347 Now that we've herded them, do they have immunity? 1.5127 0.04860 197 117 59 21
348 They may all look alike but they are all individuals with their own hopes and dreams. 1.5127 0.05368 158 93 49 16
349 Once this lawn mowing business takes off, we will be able to buy our own treats. 1.5126 0.05081 199 123 50 26
350 Same sheep, different day. 1.5124 0.04841 201 120 59 22
351 Of course you're their father. 1.5123 0.04956 203 124 54 25
352 Pro sheep dog tip: don’t count them too many times or you might fall asleep on the job. 1.5112 0.05299 178 109 47 22
353 So much better than cats. 1.5108 0.04955 186 110 57 19
354 You ever think your life is just one continuous mattress commercial? 1.5104 0.04953 192 115 56 21
355 Do you ever regret specializing? 1.5095 0.04832 210 128 57 25
356 The key to good herding is to sow distrust among the sheep. 1.5089 0.05575 169 106 40 23
357 What if one is a wolf? 1.5088 0.04791 171 96 63 12
358 And yes, with the union there’d be a vision benefit. 1.5079 0.05177 189 117 48 24
359 Annual inventory always puts me to sleep. 1.5078 0.04935 193 116 56 21
360 Do you ever wonder who’s herding us? 1.5063 0.05293 158 93 50 15
361 At least they aren't as weird as cats. 1.5060 0.05536 168 105 41 22
362 What are we doing here if everywhere she goes, they're sure to go? 1.5058 0.05439 172 107 43 22
363 ...And that’s how sheepadoodles are made! 1.5057 0.05698 176 115 33 28
364 Eight? Really? I had no idea. By the time I get to 5 I'm always out like a light. 1.5056 0.05117 178 107 52 19
365 Of course I know what our job is here, but I'm just saying, only saying.....lamb chops? 1.5054 0.05504 184 119 37 28
366 I know I'm supposed to keep a total of how many are here, but I just keep falling asleep! 1.5051 0.04736 198 117 62 19
367 I count eight, but we're supposed to round them up, so ten. 1.5034 0.05963 145 91 35 19
368 I hear we are going to have to wear cameras. 1.5034 0.05522 149 89 45 15
369 Apparently, we’re essential. 1.5033 0.05174 153 88 53 12
370 This quarantine hair is out of control. We are starting to look like them! 1.5031 0.05441 161 98 45 18
371 I have found the tastiest artisanal mint sauce. 1.5030 0.05447 169 105 43 21
372 They say dogs start to look like their sheep. 1.5029 0.05053 175 104 54 17
373 Remember - whatever you do, just don’t bark ... it’s a dead giveaway 1.5028 0.04994 181 108 55 18
374 Say what you will about GMO, but I like being a gigantic talking sheep dog. 1.5000 0.05071 186 114 51 21
375 I tell ya, this could all be done on Zoom; it's like we learned nothing. 1.5000 0.04733 176 103 59 14
376 I think we have enough to make a pyramid. 1.5000 0.05248 172 105 48 19
377 Explain this herd mentality to me again? 1.5000 0.05312 172 106 46 20
378 Your shift is up. I guess it's just ewe and me. 1.5000 0.05455 166 103 43 20
379 They say its not a true wool allergy, it's the lanolin. 1.5000 0.05281 152 89 50 13
380 Do you think we always looked like them or evolved over time? 1.5000 0.05852 146 91 37 18
381 Relax, Murphy. My agent says it’s some sort of mattress commercial. We’ve got this. 1.5000 0.05496 150 90 45 15
382 I got Pfizer 1.5000 0.05508 148 91 41 16
383 I think our role in this whole herd immunity thing has been overlooked. 1.4972 0.05157 179 110 49 20
384 Does this mean we’ve achieved herd immunity? 1.4971 0.05225 173 106 48 19
385 Watch yourself when we get to the shearing shed! 1.4971 0.05335 171 106 45 20
386 Really Gary, sleeping again? How many times do I have to tell you to stop counting them? 1.4971 0.05003 171 101 55 15
387 They all look alike to me. 1.4969 0.05249 163 98 49 16
388 You know they can still see you, right? 1.4969 0.05222 161 96 50 15
389 You're counting them again, aren't you. 1.4964 0.05719 139 84 41 14
390 How come they got the good hair? 1.4946 0.05170 184 115 47 22
391 To herd the sheep, first you must become the sheep. 1.4936 0.05716 156 99 37 20
392 I don't know why you're upset. You're the one who suggested we Velcro them together. 1.4935 0.05623 154 96 40 18
393 So I said, "No. Eight sheep, not ate sheep." 1.4935 0.05917 154 100 32 22
394 It's not so much the sheep I'm worried about...we need to keep an eye on the shepherd. He's been known to fleece his workers." 1.4930 0.06140 142 92 30 20
395 Actually, I find being a front-line worker emotionally fulfilling. 1.4925 0.06062 134 84 34 16
396 You're herding in your sleep again. 1.4915 0.05075 177 108 51 18
397 We need to find the others, or I'll never get to sleep. 1.4909 0.05273 165 101 47 17
398 When do you think the boss will finally realize we cant see the sheep through these stupid haircuts? 1.4908 0.05102 163 97 52 14
399 I don't need to see 'em. I can smell 'em. 1.4907 0.05440 161 100 43 18
400 I keep falling asleep trying to take inventory. 1.4904 0.05616 157 99 39 19
401 It only seems fair - we should call them dogsheep. 1.4903 0.05670 155 98 38 19
402 If you sing “Herd it through the grapevine” one more time, I’m leaving 1.4897 0.05232 194 126 41 27
403 Whatever you do, do not try and count them 1.4895 0.04763 190 114 59 17
404 No matter how much rest I get, I'm always sleepy on this job. 1.4884 0.05049 172 104 52 16
405 Next time the shepherd comes with the shears, I’m going to ask him to trim your bangs. 1.4882 0.05226 170 105 47 18
406 Herd immunity is a fine concept. But personally, I think we should get vaccinated ourselves. 1.4870 0.06058 154 103 27 24
407 It’s good to be back—just wasn't the same on Zoom. 1.4865 0.05712 148 93 38 17
408 Breathe easy, Joe. The paternity test came back negative. 1.4857 0.05505 140 84 44 12
409 The other two? They're on the lam 1.4855 0.06105 138 89 31 18
410 Wait- you can't see anything either? 1.4848 0.05342 165 103 44 18
411 Dammit Scooter, stop counting them! You've gotta stop falling asleep on the job! 1.4848 0.05166 165 103 45 17
412 So, what drew you to this field? 1.4845 0.05221 161 98 48 15
413 Now we are supposed to keep them 6 feet apart. 1.4843 0.05490 159 100 41 18
414 So, you can't sleep either? 1.4841 0.05392 157 97 44 16
415 This job is so much easier since I went vegetarian. 1.4837 0.05336 153 93 46 14
416 Don't be the herder. Be the influencer. 1.4834 0.05548 151 94 41 16
417 Let's pull the wool over their eyes. 1.4832 0.05762 149 95 36 18
418 Any plans after work? A few of us are getting together a game of fetch if you want to join? 1.4830 0.05658 147 92 39 16
419 Tell me it's not all about ewe, ewe, ewe. 1.4830 0.05158 176 110 47 19
420 No I said ‘get the flock out a here’ 1.4830 0.05158 176 110 47 19
421 I actually prefer cotton. 1.4826 0.05181 172 107 47 18
422 Herd immunity is overrated 1.4818 0.05394 137 81 46 10
423 What do you think would happen right now if i cried ‘woof’? 1.4815 0.05343 162 101 44 17
424 When they get sheared, I’m going to get my bangs cut. 1.4810 0.05367 158 98 44 16
425 Thank goodness we don’t have to do this by zoom anymore 1.4803 0.05360 152 93 45 14
426 Know the 3 biggest lies in Wyoming? My pickup truck is paid for I won that belt buckle at a rodeo I was just helping that sheep over the fence 1.4798 0.05158 173 108 47 18
427 They don't have to do everything we say, but I would like a little respect. 1.4789 0.05448 142 86 44 12
428 It's liberating to be allowed back in the office 1.4783 0.05928 138 88 34 16
429 Are they all still here? I can't see the sheep half the time. 1.4779 0.05163 136 81 46 9
430 So, what percent doodle do you think these ones are? 1.4779 0.05808 136 85 37 14
431 Let's tell them "the Lord is thy shepherd" and take off 1.4777 0.05757 157 103 33 21
432 Their pronouns are ewe. 1.4773 0.05220 176 112 44 20
433 I’d love to say we’ve reached herd community. 1.4771 0.05334 153 94 45 14
434 Or, we could let them run free while we go for a pint. 1.4766 0.06072 128 81 33 14
435 I’m thinking of getting a perm. 1.4765 0.05992 149 99 29 21
436 I don’t care what anyone says, sheepdog is what I do, not what I am. 1.4759 0.05629 145 91 39 15
437 I thought we had 9 sheep." "You counted me again. 1.4753 0.05195 162 100 47 15
438 They'll never find us here. 1.4744 0.05415 156 98 42 16
439 And I was like, “don’t be so baa, baa, baa.” And he was like, “then don’t be so sheepish”. And I was like, “you can’t pull the wool over my eyes!” 1.4744 0.04977 156 100 41 15
440 Maybe you should consider Ambien. 1.4741 0.06025 135 87 32 16
441 Remember, if anyone comes looking for us just act sheepish. 1.4733 0.05768 131 81 38 12
442 Nah, a lambadoodle would probably just baark all day. 1.4724 0.05316 163 103 43 17
443 I can’t wait until the hair salons open up again 1.4717 0.05188 159 98 47 14
444 If Kenny doesn’t turn around and face the same way as the others, then a certain wolf is gonna get lucky tonight. 1.4715 0.06252 123 79 30 14
445 Go lick your butt. I've got this. 1.4714 0.06120 140 93 28 19
446 There's got to be more than this. 1.4711 0.05993 121 75 35 11
447 They’re putting me to sleep. 1.4711 0.06107 121 76 33 12
448 If I had my druthers, we'd be rescuing women and drinking brandy at the ski lodge right now! 1.4710 0.05516 155 99 39 17
449 They never expect dog's clothing 1.4710 0.05439 155 98 41 16
450 The females are crossword celebrities. 1.4701 0.05772 134 84 37 13
451 The sheer excitement is almost unbearable. 1.4699 0.04826 183 113 54 16
452 We should have herd immunity as long as we blend in. 1.4698 0.05517 149 94 40 15
453 We’re spending too much time with them—we’re starting to look like them. 1.4697 0.05317 132 78 46 8
454 You ever get drowsy counting these guys? 1.4694 0.05654 147 94 37 16
455 The hardest part of the job is trying not to fall asleep 1.4694 0.05314 147 90 45 12
456 Write it down: haircuts and masks 1.4689 0.05133 177 113 45 19
457 You should try doing this with cats. 1.4688 0.06069 128 82 32 14
458 Be very quiet. If you need to say anything, it’s “woof”, not “wolf”. 1.4688 0.05602 160 105 35 20
459 I think the wolf is the one facing backwards. 1.4685 0.05855 143 93 33 17
460 It's easier to stay awake if you don't count them. 1.4683 0.06140 126 81 31 14
461 The work is good, but this isn't where I saw myself at 2. 1.4681 0.05472 141 87 42 12
462 You’re getting sleepy. Ver-ry sleee-py. 1.4678 0.05330 171 111 40 20
463 Why do you keep falling asleep? 1.4678 0.05265 171 110 42 19
464 I've counted them five times and I'm still not sleepy. 1.4675 0.05464 154 98 40 16
465 Instead of barking, try saying "WHO's a good sheep?" 1.4672 0.05680 137 86 38 13
466 Herd immunity from what? 1.4667 0.05489 150 95 40 15
467 I counted seven sheep, but when I rounded them up there were eight! 1.4667 0.05267 165 105 43 17
468 Well, we got our dream job; now what? 1.4658 0.05215 161 101 45 15
469 Yes, we just do what we are told to do. But we are not sheep. You think too much. 1.4653 0.05479 144 90 41 13
470 I think they are our second cousins, once removed. 1.4653 0.05479 144 90 41 13
471 You got fleeced. No offense. 1.4645 0.05119 155 95 48 12
472 I think we must be adopted 1.4645 0.05126 183 119 43 21
473 I got fired from cable news so this job didn’t require retraining. 1.4638 0.05923 138 90 32 16
474 For the last time ... you're not a 'doodle' anything. You're just a sheepdog. 1.4636 0.05541 151 97 38 16
475 They say we all look alike. 1.4636 0.05297 151 94 44 13
476 It really makes the time fly by — try it! Lamb chops, leg of lamb, rack of lamb, lamb stew, lamb curry... 1.4636 0.05297 151 94 44 13
477 Uttonmay orfay innerday? 1.4636 0.05541 151 97 38 16
478 What did Google say to do if they suddenly make a ewe-turn? 1.4632 0.05708 136 86 37 13
479 I know you're growing out your bangs, but sight is an essential component of our work. 1.4631 0.05347 149 93 43 13
480 I am here for some Sheep thrills 1.4627 0.05671 134 84 38 12
481 Pullover or cardigan? 1.4626 0.05568 147 94 38 15
482 Go tell Bo Peep we’ve gathered the usual suspects 1.4625 0.05385 160 103 40 17
483 See, just get them through a tumble-dry and they become manageable 1.4621 0.05630 132 82 39 11
484 You’ll have to watch them I’m allergic to wool. 1.4621 0.05362 145 90 43 12
485 Don't count them. We have a long day ahead of us. 1.4620 0.04970 158 96 51 11
486 I'm bored, wanna hide the sheep from Bo again? 1.4615 0.06095 130 85 30 15
487 Don’t look now, but the one facing the other way is only 12.5% of the group, but will cause 87.5% of the trouble. 1.4609 0.05699 115 69 39 7
488 Somehow I expected more from the witness protection program. 1.4604 0.05710 139 89 36 14
489 One out of eight is sheepish. 1.4602 0.06290 113 72 30 11
490 Forget cashmere, we're a blended family. 1.4601 0.05240 163 104 43 16
491 If you say one more time that you're feeling sheepish... 1.4600 0.05235 150 93 45 12
492 Which one is the wolf? 1.4598 0.04999 174 110 48 16
493 ...and they're great for cleaning your mini-blinds. 1.4593 0.05926 135 88 32 15
494 You may not have noticed, but there's one to your right that is about to bolt. 1.4589 0.05509 146 93 39 14
495 The job’s not hard, but the accounting is a snooze 1.4583 0.06138 120 77 31 12
496 What if they are actually wolves? 1.4576 0.06442 118 78 26 14
497 The trick is to count them without falling asleep. 1.4574 0.05613 129 80 39 10
498 At least WE have herd immunity 1.4570 0.05119 186 123 41 22
499 OK, genius, what do YOU think going on the lam means? 1.4567 0.06300 127 85 26 16
500 I wanted to be an accountant. 1.4567 0.05890 127 81 34 12
501 I told you, a wolf in dog's clothing is less suspicious. 1.4565 0.05454 138 86 41 11
502 Fluffy. What's yours? 1.4561 0.04851 171 106 52 13
503 Sure I like lamb chops, why do you ask? 1.4558 0.05219 147 91 45 11
504 Wow, and I thought you had a bad haircut. 1.4552 0.05567 134 84 39 11
505 I’m not joking - there are dogs that never work a single day in their lives! 1.4552 0.05620 145 94 36 15
506 So ... Is protecting them all we're allowed to do here 1.4551 0.05252 156 99 43 14
507 I don’t think they herd us. 1.4551 0.04931 167 104 50 13
508 Just make sure you don't count them when you're on the night shift. 1.4545 0.04973 165 103 49 13
509 You know all dogs are descendants of wolves. Just saying. 1.4545 0.05828 132 85 34 13
510 We had herd immunity until these guys arrived! 1.4545 0.06320 121 80 27 14
511 How about chicken tonight? 1.4545 0.05522 132 82 40 10
512 I think I'm developing herd immunity. 1.4534 0.05707 161 110 29 22
513 Is this the line for a hair cut? 1.4533 0.04969 150 91 50 9
514 I heard there's an app for this now 1.4527 0.05367 148 94 41 13
515 His baa is worse than his bite. 1.4526 0.05479 137 86 40 11
516 We should find out where they got their coats. 1.4526 0.05479 137 86 40 11
517 It's time to get the flock outta here! 1.4519 0.06014 135 90 29 16
518 Ever since I started this job I sleep like a baby. 1.4519 0.05332 135 83 43 9
519 Not seeing much resemblance. Not seeing much to begin with. 1.4516 0.05766 124 78 36 10
520 First rule for trainees, “Don’t start counting ‘em.” 1.4512 0.05283 164 107 40 17
521 Hey wake up! Dude, you gotta find a different way to keep track of them. 1.4511 0.05279 133 81 44 8
522 Surely One won't be missed!? 1.4508 0.06060 122 79 31 12
523 I think we were adopted. 1.4504 0.05548 131 82 39 10
524 See what happens when you let them unionize? 1.4503 0.05290 151 96 42 13
525 I think we may be overstaffed. 1.4496 0.05608 129 81 38 10
526 They are just standing there, like a bunch of sheep! 1.4495 0.06450 109 71 27 11
527 Relax! This job's a piece of cake compared to my last job on a cat farm. 1.4493 0.05733 138 90 34 14
528 I’m more like a life coach these days 1.4493 0.05915 138 92 30 16
529 They’re the same as us, but without the dog. 1.4492 0.06089 118 76 31 11
530 German Shepherd", "Australian Shepherd" - OK, those make sense. But "Sheep Dog"? That's clearly racist... 1.4488 0.06195 127 85 27 15
531 It's easy. Just pretend you're the government and they are the American people. 1.4487 0.05326 156 101 40 15
532 Can I tell you something? I only pretend to know what "bah" means. 1.4486 0.06537 107 70 26 11
533 It's not me...it's ewe. 1.4485 0.05187 165 107 42 16
534 This is better than herding cats. 1.4485 0.05116 165 106 44 15
535 Looks like you made a ewe turn. 1.4480 0.06269 125 84 26 15
536 Homer, if you fall asleep at number eight, you may not be cut out for this. 1.4476 0.05586 143 93 36 14
537 Try not to stand out. 1.4474 0.05857 114 71 35 8
538 I would have strongly preferred a more upscale Sleep Clinic. 1.4474 0.05857 114 71 35 8
539 Without them, we'd be nothing. 1.4470 0.05517 132 83 39 10
540 Can I tell 'em you're really a wolf in sheep-dog's clothing... can I... can I? 1.4465 0.05252 159 103 41 15
541 What’s new with ewes? 1.4464 0.06571 112 75 24 13
542 They're not small, they're fun size. 1.4464 0.05927 112 70 34 8
543 They still suspect nothing 1.4463 0.05622 121 75 38 8
544 I really don’t who they are. They just followed me here. 1.4454 0.06281 119 79 27 13
545 Can you see what they're looking at? 1.4454 0.06166 119 78 29 12
546 There's always one nonconformist in every flock. 1.4453 0.05953 128 84 31 13
547 If you think about it, we’re not too far off from being wolfs in sheep’s clothing 1.4453 0.06056 128 85 29 14
548 So, if you have eight sheep and lose three, how many are left?...C'mon, you can do this! 1.4452 0.05670 146 97 33 16
549 What say we take a break and go chase a motorcycle? 1.4452 0.05753 146 98 31 17
550 I think they're Sheepdoodles. 1.4444 0.06359 117 78 26 13
551 You know, my career test said I would be a lawyer. 1.4444 0.05915 126 82 32 12
552 Here's the plan: We blend in, get sheared, spend a cool summer on the beach, and the hair grows back before it gets cold. 1.4435 0.05347 124 78 38 8
553 You weren’t kidding when you said they still all answer to the name Dolly. 1.4435 0.05873 124 80 33 11
554 There's always one, isn't there? 1.4434 0.06299 106 68 29 9
555 Don't worry. Our collars protect us from fleece and ticks. 1.4429 0.05390 140 89 40 11
556 Still no peep from her? 1.4429 0.05485 140 90 38 12
557 So, have you herd the ewes? 1.4425 0.06645 113 77 22 14
558 You gotta know when to fold 'em. 1.4422 0.05722 147 99 31 17
559 The job comes with awesome perks, like running and barking and killer sweaters. 1.4420 0.05728 138 91 33 14
560 Max, I've counted them twice. I still can't get to sleep. 1.4420 0.05910 138 93 29 16
561 I think that one caught on when you barked. 1.4420 0.05444 138 88 39 11
562 You sure this is sheep’s clothing? 1.4419 0.05814 129 84 33 12
563 Look, we're guarding Artisanal wool here, so look alive! 1.4417 0.05650 120 75 37 8
564 Stop counting them! You're not paid to sleep! 1.4414 0.06359 111 73 27 11
565 You count the sheep this time. 1.4414 0.05167 145 91 44 10
566 Look at the bright side. At least we’re not wolfhounds. 1.4414 0.05438 145 94 38 13
567 I told you we were adopted. 1.4412 0.05789 136 90 32 14
568 These poodles don't bark much. 1.4406 0.05668 143 95 33 15
569 When lockdown ends, we are all getting haircuts. 1.4400 0.05555 150 100 34 16
570 Want to try stacking them? 1.4400 0.07009 100 68 20 12
571 I'm conflicted, Max. On the one paw is my responsibility as a herder, on the other is my primal desire for lunch. 1.4400 0.05635 150 101 32 17
572 Runner on your right." 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
573 Bark like crazy and see what happens! 1.4394 0.05717 132 86 34 12
574 Border Collies are so smug. And overrated. 1.4392 0.05271 148 95 41 12
575 So it doesn't bother you at all that the sheep in front of you is facing the wrong way? 1.4390 0.06015 123 81 30 12
576 I think it’s working, they’ll never spot us out here. 1.4390 0.06125 123 82 28 13
577 Who let the dogs out!?! 1.4388 0.05604 139 91 35 13
578 What do you say, two for dinner? 1.4388 0.05510 139 90 37 12
579 First we keep the together, now we keep them 6 feet apart. 1.4385 0.06178 130 89 25 16
580 A word of advice, when the clippers come out, bark regularly so they know you're not sheep. 1.4385 0.05779 130 85 33 12
581 I told you counting them would put you to sleep. 1.4380 0.06086 121 80 29 12
582 Yeah it’s a totally free haircut . You won’t believe how much you can see after . 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
583 No,you may not have the small one for lunch! 1.4370 0.05624 135 88 35 12
584 This is better than the vaccine. It's herd immunity. 1.4370 0.06096 135 93 25 17
585 Ned, Wake Up!! I told you not to keep counting them! 1.4366 0.05695 142 95 32 15
586 Remember, when you see a coyote, blame the Democrats 1.4365 0.06324 126 87 23 16
587 I don't know about you, but I feel like a nap. 1.4361 0.05683 133 87 34 12
588 When I get bored, I like to think of them naked. 1.4355 0.06192 124 84 26 14
589 I know we're sheepdogs. But I could use a manual. 1.4352 0.06068 108 69 31 8
590 I warned you not to count them. 1.4348 0.05240 138 87 42 9
591 I never really understood this job description in the first place. 1.4345 0.05520 145 96 35 14
592 Come on Max, get your sheep together. 1.4344 0.06158 122 82 27 13
593 Do you ever ask yourself if this is all there is? 1.4341 0.05595 129 83 36 10
594 I know, everyone wants a Shoodle these days. 1.4338 0.05187 136 85 43 8
595 If we had two more, we could bowl. 1.4333 0.05550 150 101 33 16
596 Why are we following them again? 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
597 Are you sure you picked up the right kids from school? 1.4327 0.06375 104 68 27 9
598 They just love the ‘meet and bleat.’ 1.4327 0.06661 104 70 23 11
599 Are you adopted too? 1.4324 0.05951 111 71 32 8
600 Don't look so sheepish. 1.4322 0.05955 118 77 31 10
601 Let's make it simple. I say we just follow 'em. 1.4320 0.06256 125 86 24 15
602 What are we supposed to be doing again? 1.4320 0.05087 169 112 41 16
603 This was so much more stressful overZoom. 1.4314 0.06898 102 70 20 12
604 Why don’t we just cut out the middleman and go directly to market? 1.4312 0.06301 109 72 27 10
605 Don’t call me a sheepdog—I refuse to let my work define me. 1.4310 0.05506 116 72 38 6
606 Working from home was easier. 1.4310 0.06026 116 76 30 10
607 Yeah, they are a bit too close together, but the wolf figured out social distancing. 1.4307 0.05842 137 93 29 15
608 I've got this strange craving for popcorn. 1.4307 0.05749 137 92 31 14
609 ‘All I am saying is give sheep a chance’ 1.4300 0.06854 100 68 21 11
610 Last year, I got lost in the crowd at Shearing time, and I had to walk around naked for two months. 1.4299 0.06384 107 71 26 10
611 I know I’m a sheepdog. But do I really have to ask them if they have any wool? 1.4298 0.06079 121 81 28 12
612 So, I guess I’m just another one of your sheep dates? 1.4298 0.05483 121 76 38 7
613 So, what are we in line for?" 1.4298 0.05964 121 80 30 11
614 Sometimes I wish I was a wolf. 1.4296 0.05715 135 90 32 13
615 Of course they're sheep for the shearing - anything else is just dinner 1.4295 0.05389 156 105 35 16
616 What if we’re really sheep in dogs’ clothing? 1.4286 0.06305 112 75 26 11
617 You know dear, sometimes I wonder if I really am their father. 1.4286 0.05874 133 90 29 14
618 Herd Immunity? That sounds made-up. 1.4274 0.05745 124 81 33 10
619 ...so I said to him, ‘It’s not that I’m unhappy here. It’s just not where I thought I’d be at this point in my career.’ 1.4274 0.05862 117 76 32 9
620 Watch that guy in the corner. He's a runner. 1.4274 0.06108 117 78 28 11
621 I didn’t say that I don’t trust you, I merely commented that the kids look a lot like Shawn 1.4273 0.06255 110 73 27 10
622 They do look rather sheepish 1.4271 0.07063 96 66 19 11
623 One of your guys is turned around. Open your eyes! 1.4268 0.05048 157 102 43 12
624 So the fortune teller said "In your future, I see a lot of woolgathering." and I said "Lady, you don't know the half of it!" 1.4267 0.05463 150 101 34 15
625 The key is not falling asleep during inventory checks 1.4264 0.05800 129 86 31 12
626 I can’t help it, Fred, I look at them and see lamb chops. 1.4262 0.06367 122 85 22 15
627 We need to keep them six sheep apart. 1.4262 0.05693 122 79 34 9
628 I asked if you heard them, not if you could herd them! 1.4259 0.06337 108 72 26 10
629 Next time, stick to melatonin. 1.4252 0.05648 127 83 34 10
630 I told you not to put them in the dryer. Look, they’ve shrunk. 1.4252 0.05648 127 83 34 10
631 I’m actually a Sheep-a doodle” 1.4248 0.06747 113 80 18 15
632 We do get dental, but it's a chew toy. 1.4245 0.06422 106 71 25 10
633 Eight left. We have to cut out the midnight snacking 1.4245 0.05497 139 92 35 12
634 Flock Ewe. 1.4242 0.05601 132 87 34 11
635 Every time I try and make sure they’re all here, I fall asleep. 1.4240 0.05931 125 84 29 12
636 I’m still awake 1.4231 0.05765 130 87 31 12
637 I'm tellin' ya, he's in here. 1.4227 0.06848 97 66 21 10
638 You herd everything but saw nothing? 1.4227 0.06360 97 63 27 7
639 Why aren't they called dog sheep? 1.4224 0.06262 116 79 25 12
640 It's called a PERM. You in? 1.4224 0.05763 116 75 33 8
641 Ahhhhh, just you and me... and ewe, and ewe and ewe. 1.4224 0.06017 116 77 29 10
642 You're right. The groomers will never look for us here. 1.4215 0.05839 121 80 31 10
643 At least my four are under control 1.4211 0.05830 114 74 32 8
644 Ok, ok, ok, youve got a point. I do feel sheepish now. 1.4206 0.05674 126 83 33 10
645 You promised not to bring your work home. 1.4206 0.06234 107 71 27 9
646 I tell you, I smell revolution in the air. 1.4203 0.05019 138 87 44 7
647 Usually it takes a month or so of training before they switch you from the cartoon sheep to the real ones. 1.4202 0.06258 119 82 24 13
648 Herding sheep is just my side hustle. Barkchain and $heepcoin are my true passion. 1.4198 0.06029 131 91 25 15
649 But running around in circles is the job! 1.4198 0.05234 162 110 36 16
650 I’m not saying I don’t trust you but you have to admit they don’t look that much like me. 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
651 Did you know they were edible? 1.4194 0.05503 124 80 36 8
652 I want to count them but I keep falling asleep. 1.4190 0.06600 105 72 22 11
653 You watch the one trying to break for it, I got the rest. 1.4188 0.05852 117 77 31 9
654 Which one of these is not like the other? 1.4188 0.06099 117 79 27 11
655 I don't know about you, but I'm getting sleepy. 1.4180 0.05801 122 81 31 10
656 Looks like that one missed the ewe-turn 1.4175 0.06251 103 68 27 8
657 Why would anyone want to clone these guys? 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
658 Every time I count them to make sure they're all here I fall asleep. Roger? Roger? 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
659 I really think we should adopt a ninth one. 1.4167 0.05221 156 105 37 14
660 One of yours is acting out again. 1.4167 0.06188 108 72 27 9
661 I’m tired of my identity being tied to my work. 1.4167 0.05624 120 78 34 8
662 I can’t see a darned thing. At least they get sheared occasionally. 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
663 One day son, this’ll be all yours. 1.4158 0.05498 101 62 36 3
664 Just like chicken I tell you. 1.4151 0.05975 106 69 30 7
665 My DNA results came back -- I'm 100% wolf. 1.4149 0.06490 94 62 25 7
666 "The job comes with awesome perks, like running and barking and awesome sweaters." 1.4146 0.05764 123 82 31 10
667 And we aren't even sheepdogs! You were right Carl, this is the easiest money we've ever made. 1.4144 0.06067 111 74 28 9
668 You hear about Major? Crapped in the doggone White House. 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
669 I'm telling you...this new side-part is a revelation! 1.4141 0.06423 99 66 25 8
670 I thought YOU counted them 1.4138 0.06007 116 78 28 10
671 I keep falling asleep when I check to see if everyone is here. 1.4132 0.05946 121 82 28 11
672 It's just a hunch, but I think we should check the one to your right. 1.4128 0.06143 109 73 27 9
673 Shhh!! I’m counting! 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
674 Uncool, man. No one says “mutton” anymore. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
675 You want me to believe that I'm the father? 1.4123 0.05819 114 75 31 8
676 I didn’t expect to go herding on our first date. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
677 I could use a nap. 1.4122 0.05618 131 88 32 11
678 Watch their eyes when I whisper "wolf." 1.4118 0.05775 119 79 31 9
679 Actually, Mary had seven. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
680 We’re on the clock, so whatever you do, don’t count them. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
681 Steve, do you think we'll ever be able to herd them remotely? 1.4118 0.05775 119 79 31 9
682 I know they keep moving constantly, but you don't have to keep counting them. Just watch them! 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
683 Have you ever noticed how dog owners begin to look like their dogs? 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
684 I know it's hard to believe, but these guys are the actual judges of the New Yorker Cartoon Caption contests! 1.4113 0.06273 124 88 21 15
685 Are they vegetarians? I only eat vegetarian food. 1.4112 0.06222 107 72 26 9
686 . . . So, a shepherd, a sheep and a wolf walk into a bar . . . 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
687 You’ll find counting them is tougher than it sounds. 1.4109 0.05678 129 87 31 11
688 Remember when we used to get haircuts? That was crazy, dawg. 1.4100 0.06211 100 66 27 7
689 How about rounding 'em up to the nearest integer, then taking a nap? 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
690 And you still insist I am the father? 1.4086 0.06878 93 64 20 9
691 Wake up! And stop counting them. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
692 I think it's so sweet you think they're saying, 'Da, Da.' 1.4082 0.06621 98 67 22 9
693 What’s the point of this? Everyone wears lycra now 1.4078 0.05924 103 67 30 6
694 Come on, Honey.It was only a one night stand and besides, she pulled the wool over my eyes!!! 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
695 Seriously, what did you to to number 7 that makes her never turn her back on you? 1.4074 0.05787 135 94 27 14
696 One troublemaker in eight isn't bad. 1.4074 0.05740 108 70 32 6
697 Time to wake up. Stop counting. 1.4074 0.05392 135 90 35 10
698 I still don’t know why we were classified as “essential workers.” 1.4074 0.05148 162 111 36 15
699 Once a year we get to see what they really look like. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
700 Yes, they are all adopted. Please don't tell them. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
701 Are you sure this is where we sit for our Class Photo?" 1.4069 0.05405 145 99 33 13
702 Fred's about to make a run for it again. 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
703 Don't count them. We've got to stay awake on this job. 1.4065 0.05868 123 84 28 11
704 Which is the one in sheep's clothing ? 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
705 Is this how you get herd immunity? 1.4065 0.06200 123 87 22 14
706 Stop pretending you haven’t been put out to pasture. 1.4062 0.05810 128 88 28 12
707 You said 'family' photo. Is there something you need to tell me, Brian? 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
708 We're starting to look like them. 1.4059 0.06000 101 66 29 6
709 Strangest looking puppies I’ve ever seen. 1.4059 0.05832 101 65 31 5
710 Say, one more and we will have a farm team! 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
711 I'll give you three guesses as to which one is the wolf. 1.4054 0.05918 111 74 29 8
712 YOU count them; I get sleepy 1.4052 0.06241 116 81 23 12
713 You only counted 6. Did you fall asleep again? 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
714 I feel so trapped, like everyone just ASSUMES I was born to do this. 1.4048 0.05307 126 82 37 7
715 What do they mean by sheepdog anyway? Are we all related? 1.4044 0.05560 136 93 31 12
716 What happened to the Black one? 1.4044 0.05360 136 91 35 10
717 I told you not to let them get wet. 1.4043 0.06648 94 64 22 8
718 Think Republicans. 1.4038 0.07168 104 77 12 15
719 They’re still here! Am I awake or asleep? 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
720 If loving ewe is wrong, I don't want to be right. 1.4035 0.05807 114 76 30 8
721 I think we're getting close to herd mentality. 1.4035 0.06195 114 79 24 11
722 Well, that's guardianship – zero resemblance, all the responsibility. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
723 Donald, we wanted to achieve herd immunity, not herd into a mutiny. 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
724 Stop counting already, you're dozing off. 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
725 Can you even see the sheep? 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
726 I never gave much thought to whether we're hairier than they are, but I am delighted that they're tastier than we are. 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
727 I find them beguiling, but surprisingly uninformed. 1.4022 0.06194 92 60 27 5
728 You sure your ancestry results told you one of these is your cousin 1.4020 0.06424 102 70 23 9
729 All I’m saying is it’d be nice if they watched over us once in a while.” 1.4019 0.06621 107 76 19 12
730 What was your count before you dozed off? 1.4019 0.06209 107 73 25 9
731 It does feel like a New Yorker cartoon, but hear me out. 1.4017 0.05571 117 77 33 7
732 I'm sure we could pull the wool over their eyes. 1.4014 0.05168 147 99 37 11
733 For some reason I’m ready for bed and sleep as soon as I get home from work. 1.4000 0.05941 130 92 24 14
734 So, why aren't they called dogsheep? 1.4000 0.06736 110 80 16 14
735 The shepherd is asleep. Wool futures are up. What do you think? 1.4000 0.05898 115 78 28 9
736 They all look like ewe. 1.4000 0.06142 105 71 26 8
737 No question, they'd look better with the wool pulled over their eyes. 1.4000 0.06142 105 71 26 8
738 There’ll never be another ewe. 1.3985 0.05436 133 90 33 10
739 You ever wonder why it’s dogs but not sheeps? 1.3984 0.05472 128 86 33 9
740 What the hell does baa mean? 1.3984 0.05800 128 89 27 12
741 Have these sheep even "herd" of social distancing? 1.3976 0.07460 83 59 15 9
742 They think you’re a haystack. 1.3968 0.05755 126 87 28 11
743 Think we'd look good in curls? 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
744 Tell Fauci that herd immunity was easier to reach than he predicted. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
745 I need a nap. Send them over the fence for me? 1.3964 0.05904 111 75 28 8
746 Do they realize that we are one missed meal away from returning to our wolf ancestry? 1.3962 0.05794 106 70 30 6
747 This is a lot more fun than doing it on Zoom.. 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
748 I know this sounds horrible, but do you ever feel like wearing them like slippers? 1.3957 0.05366 139 95 33 11
749 So do we count ourselves? 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
750 I herd a good one today. Would ewe like to hear it? 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
751 Lamb Chops, Lamb Kabob, Mint Lamb Stew, Rack of Lamb, Rosemary Lamb Shanks, Roasted Lamb, Gyros, Leg of Lamb... 1.3952 0.06040 124 88 23 13
752 So,which came first,the sheep or the sheepdog? 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
753 But my real goal is to get to middle management 1.3952 0.05098 124 80 39 5
754 The benefits seem good, but I think we’re getting fleeced on our pay. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
755 My master wants me to count the sheep every hour and then complains when I fall asleep. 1.3947 0.06548 114 83 17 14
756 There's always one! 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
757 My flock or yours? 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
758 What if they're just letting us THINK we're in charge? 1.3942 0.05703 104 68 31 5
759 ...and that’s why they call me Mary 1.3942 0.05517 137 95 30 12
760 To be honest, everytime I try to keep count of them I fall asleep. 1.3932 0.06185 117 83 22 12
761 I have a feeling they're leading us on? 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
762 Is this the line for grooming? 1.3929 0.05580 112 74 32 6
763 Why do sheep have poodle cuts? 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
764 One more mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, and I'm gonna slug you. 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
765 They're woolly, so of course they're going to give you static. 1.3918 0.05780 97 63 30 4
766 I don’t think this is what they meant when they said herd immunity 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
767 You're out! Simon said look forward. 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
768 Get out! I can put this on my CV? 1.3913 0.06174 92 61 26 5
769 These assholes all look the same to me. 1.3910 0.05270 156 110 31 15
770 Don't judge me but I dreamt about lamb chops last night. 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
771 So then this kid starts yelling about the damn wolf again, and at this point I'm like, you gotta be kidding me... 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
772 Who let the sheep out! Who who who who 1.3906 0.05572 128 88 30 10
773 I think they’re plotting a coup. 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
774 I'm beginning to doubt the sanctity of our wedding vows. 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
775 With the pandemic knitting craze, we could make a fortune! 1.3900 0.06497 100 70 21 9
776 Seriously Sid, I thought they said we were being transferred to SHIPPING. 1.3900 0.06651 100 71 19 10
777 If you don't want to nod off at work, stop counting them. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
778 They’d be safer with a wolf, than with Fox and Friends. We all would. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
779 You still want me to believe you didn't have an affair? 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
780 They say don’t let your job be your identity, but I say don’t let your identity be your job. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
781 If ‘follow the leader fails, try ‘Simon says’ 1.3889 0.05709 108 72 30 6
782 At least they can't pull the wool over our eyes. 1.3889 0.05398 108 70 34 4
783 Just say "have you any wool?" 1.3883 0.06206 103 71 24 8
784 As a sheep dog, you should have known that if you washed them they would shrink! 1.3883 0.05385 103 71 26 6
785 You promised me it wouldn’t just be your work friends here 1.3883 0.06358 103 72 22 9
786 I told you they’d be vaccinating farm animals before pets.” 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
787 My Mother used to sing 'Mary had a Little Lamb' to me at bedtime. I wish I'd listened more carefully! 1.3878 0.06091 98 66 26 6
788 You know what they say about owners and their pets. 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
789 I think we got dropped off at the wrong grooming place. 1.3878 0.06589 98 69 20 9
790 C'mon Man! That wolf wasn't even wearing sheep's clothing! 1.3876 0.05314 129 87 34 8
791 Hey, these work better than the sheep's clothing we tried last week. 1.3875 0.07650 80 58 13 9
792 I hear they are waiting for someone named Q 1.3871 0.06028 124 89 22 13
793 We had more. But the one with a long nose and big teeth ran off with one of them. 1.3868 0.06080 106 73 25 8
794 They don’t realize that most of the time, we can’t see them either. 1.3861 0.06129 101 69 25 7
795 How many times have I told you not to let them pull the wool over your eyes! 1.3861 0.06444 101 71 21 9
796 I didn't know this is how you get shepherd's pie 1.3861 0.06444 101 71 21 9
797 Stop me if you’ve herd this before. 1.3860 0.06169 114 81 22 11
798 Still got narcolepsy? 1.3858 0.05129 127 84 37 6
799 I can't see anything, how many are there? 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
800 Well, we are called sheep dogs, does that mean they're dog sheep? 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
801 Do you think they see us as dogs in sheep’s clothing? 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
802 Actually, I prefer the term 'Overlord.' 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
803 Ed, wake up! You've got to stop counting them. 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
804 I caught number two baaing about forming a union again. 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
805 It’s my first day. What do you do here? 1.3846 0.05685 104 69 30 5
806 I'm still counting and nothing's happening. Am I an insomniac, Jeff? Jeff?? 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
807 Getting sleepy yet? 1.3840 0.05422 125 85 32 8
808 Wake up, Ruff! I told ya not to count ‘em.... 1.3840 0.05422 125 85 32 8
809 Keep an eye on the turncoat. 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
810 Are we virtual sheep? 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
811 That last,I understand what Wooly Bully means. 1.3838 0.06689 99 71 18 10
812 They don't call us sheepdogs for nothing. 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
813 I can never eat just one. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
814 One of these sheep is out of line. 1.3830 0.06782 94 67 18 9
815 We could use the exercise, let's chase them around again. 1.3827 0.07151 81 57 17 7
816 I still think this meeting could’ve been an email. 1.3824 0.05919 102 69 27 6
817 You were right. Wolf in sheepDOG's clothing is a much better idea. 1.3820 0.06292 89 60 24 5
818 Are we in the right line? 1.3820 0.06292 89 60 24 5
819 Minding them would be easier if I could see what I'm doing! 1.3818 0.05773 110 75 28 7
820 I hate it when they hover. 1.3814 0.06008 118 84 23 11
821 Well I'm sorry but they DO all look the same to me! 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
822 A word to the wise: Don't count them when you're on duty. 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
823 I'm pretty sure that they are sheep in sheep's clothing 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
824 If we're called sheepdogs then I say we call them dogsheep. 1.3800 0.05822 100 67 28 5
825 .So ........which one is crazy Karen ??? 1.3800 0.06633 100 72 18 10
826 Hey stop bitching , the IRS said we will get the stimulus check faster if we have dependents. 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
827 Remind me: is today frolicking or gamboling? 1.3796 0.06131 108 76 23 9
828 For once will you smile for the camera? 1.3793 0.06983 87 62 17 8
829 I wouldn't be too concerned, I'm sure the other 40 will show up eventually. 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
830 I can't see a thing, but they don't feel like our kids. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
831 Wake-up! I told you, counting 'em will put yo to sleep. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
832 Whaddya say we take the kids for a haircut” 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
833 What’s with the sheepish grin? 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
834 Glad you're back, Frank. I told you, herding cats is a young dog's game. 1.3784 0.07378 74 52 16 6
835 Guess this is why we are called "sheep dogs". 1.3780 0.07079 82 58 17 7
836 Of course I fell asleep. I was COUNTING SHEEP! 1.3776 0.06157 98 70 20 8
837 The problem is that one out of eight doesn’t know if they are coming or going. 1.3776 0.05895 98 66 27 5
838 Stop counting them,it makes you sleepy. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
839 So how come they get the free shave, and we don't? 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
840 I enjoy looking like a follower and acting like a leader. 1.3769 0.05597 130 92 27 11
841 Once they start shearing, don't bark, just say "Baaa". 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
842 What do you think they taste like? 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
843 It was a great joke, I promise, I think they have just heard it before. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
844 I never said it was dignified, but this is the cheapest way to get a haircut 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
845 Two of these things are not like the other. 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
846 Psst, the wolf is front row, third from the left... 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
847 Wake up George, you drifted off again. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
848 You know how many times a scraggly little terrier has won Westminster? 45. And we adorably fluffy yet muscular Old English sheepdogs? Twice, Coco. Twice. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
849 I don’t think this is what they mean by herd immunity. 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
850 Wake up, Nesbitt! We're supposed to be WATCHING the sheep, not COUNTING them. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
851 Static electricity. Rub them together and you don't have to do squat. 1.3750 0.07462 88 66 11 11
852 How far is "6 feet", again? 1.3750 0.06436 104 75 19 10
853 Wool ewe look at that? Shear irony! 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
854 And then she ran off with a St. Bernard. Said I wasn't adventurous enough. 1.3750 0.05970 96 65 26 5
855 My secret? Coffee. Lots of coffee. 1.3740 0.05464 123 85 30 8
856 Seven out of eight isn't bad! 1.3740 0.05085 123 82 36 5
857 Now, Sam is a runner, and Henry is a bit of an escape artist, while Molly likes to tease the boys. And... 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
858 Nonsense, we blend right in. 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
859 You know, sometimes I really just wish my name didn’t define me 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
860 I don’t know, they’ve been sheepish all day 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
861 Y'know, I've never been in a photobomb before. You? 1.3738 0.05559 107 72 30 5
862 There's always one in each crowd 1.3737 0.06021 99 68 25 6
863 Every spring he tells the same joke. Yes, Ted, we have fleas, and the sheep have fleece, too. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
864 I can't believe that Little Bo Peep lost them again! 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
865 Do you want to read my screenplay? 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
866 If we stand here long enough we can trick the farmers and get a free trim! 1.3736 0.05981 91 61 26 4
867 You do know I can hear you snoring, right? 1.3735 0.06347 83 56 23 4
868 How do you tell them apart? 1.3729 0.05355 118 80 32 6
869 You count, I'll sleep, deal? 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
870 Well this is embarrassing,. We're wearing the same outfit. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
871 7/8. Let's try again. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
872 Since we're being honest, I am also a wolf. 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
873 Do we work for them or do they work for us? 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
874 It’s ok to have control issues! 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
875 I thought these "delivered to your home, cook them yourself" meals would be easier than this. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
876 This wasn’t my first career choice. I wanted to be a lap dog. 1.3708 0.05846 89 59 27 3
877 I learned that on ewetube. 1.3704 0.06253 108 78 20 10
878 Of course I trust you my love, I’m just wondering why none of them look like me. 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
879 They’re sheep! They will do anything you tell them to do. 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
880 They don't suspect a thing so far but keep an eye on that one licking your paw. 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
881 Between you and me, losing the sheep is her way of saying she's looking for a career change. 1.3704 0.06113 108 77 22 9
882 I will get a good haircut as soon as we have herd immunity. 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
883 I try to sleep, but I just can't stop counting them... 1.3697 0.05319 119 81 32 6
884 Imagine how much better we'd be able to watch the sheep if we could see at all. 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
885 The wolf is standing sideways in front of you on your right. 1.3696 0.05724 92 61 28 3
886 I have eight sheep” “You mean you have ‘eaten’ sheep” “Why would I eat sheep? 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
887 It’s rewarding and all, I guess. But I think I was born to dance. 1.3690 0.07340 84 62 13 9
888 Are you kidding me? We're nothing like them. 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
889 I bit one once; I got cottonmouth. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
890 What an ironic twist for someone with a Master's Degree. 1.3689 0.06758 103 77 14 12
891 Is it just me or were they a lot easier to keep track of on Zoom? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
892 A stinky is nothing to be embarrassed about Leonard. It happens to of us. Now turn around and face the camera or you'll ruin the shot. 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
893 You're right. The silence is creepy. 1.3684 0.06263 114 84 18 12
894 Maybe I've been watching too much CNN lately. I'm starting to see Wolf Blitzer in sheep's clothing. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
895 Dad, I know you want me to follow the family tradition of shepherding, but I wanna chase cars not sheep. 1.3684 0.07456 76 55 14 7
896 You’d think they’d be hot with all that hair! 1.3680 0.05511 125 88 28 9
897 Darn, I forgot which one was the wolf. 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
898 Bugsy says we both need to stay on the lamb. 1.3678 0.06959 87 63 16 8
899 It just feels like I've found my niche. 1.3675 0.05235 117 79 33 5
900 I hate my life. 1.3671 0.06540 79 54 21 4
901 I don't know what it is, but I can't keep my eyes open on this job. 1.3667 0.06211 90 62 23 5
902 I’ll be better at this job once I can get my bangs trimmed. 1.3667 0.06787 90 65 17 8
903 So I was thinking of kabobs for dinner. 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
904 Let's curl our hair and join the flock. 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
905 And you're sure that I'm the father of all these puppies? 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
906 By herding them, nobody falls asleep and they get up and walk us again. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
907 That fellow on the end doesn't seem to get what it means to be a sheep. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
908 Sometimes I can't help myself. I howl like a wolf, just to freak them out. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
909 I’m afraid that if I count them, I’ll fall asleep on the job. 1.3656 0.05879 93 63 26 4
910 No, first I was an accountant. Then I got insomnia. 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
911 I've grown immune to this herd. 1.3649 0.07089 74 52 17 5
912 Is this that crazy IQ test again? 1.3649 0.07346 74 53 15 6
913 Of course they're yours. 1.3647 0.06228 85 58 23 4
914 They gotta shear us, too. Our bangs are a work hazard. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
915 Man, keeping them socially distanced is shear stress 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
916 Listen, dogs can’t write, so I can’t SHOW you the numbers, but isn’t it obvious we are WAY overstaffed? 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
917 It's an easy Gig, they baa, we bark. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
918 I just don't want to be stuck in middle management the rest of my life. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
919 Republicans make our lives look easy. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
920 How do they expect us to not fall asleep on the job? 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
921 Which one of us is the clone? 1.3636 0.05040 110 80 23 7
922 Do you think they're expecting us to do something? 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
923 Make up your mind. It’s either me or ewe. 1.3636 0.06020 110 79 22 9
924 You know, I've always identified as a sheep. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
925 Watch their eyes...they are up to something! 1.3636 0.05282 110 74 32 4
926 Hey Dad I just got my Ancestry.com results and I’ve got a few questions... 1.3628 0.06166 113 83 19 11
927 Now we pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
928 If we sit tight, we might also get a hair cut. 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
929 They look just like your mother. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
930 .... and then those two sponsors each get two more sponsors and before you know it you don't have to work another day in your life. 1.3627 0.07076 102 79 9 14
931 Count the number of legs, then divide by four 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
932 Maybe they can help with your insomnia Ron 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
933 I’m sorry, did you say that there are eight sheep, or that you ate sheep? 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
934 What about diversity? There's not one black one in the bunch! 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
935 Are you starting to get sleepy now? 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
936 Black sheep matter. 1.3614 0.07389 83 62 12 9
937 I resigned yesterday. I’m looking forward to just being a dog. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
938 "Do you think they heard us talking about last night's lamb chops?" 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
939 I told you not to count them during the day. 1.3607 0.05827 122 89 22 11
940 I'm still confused. If someone cries wolf, does that mean there IS a wolf or not? 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
941 Your a sheep dog...what did you expect? 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
942 Finally, the job of my dreams! 1.3604 0.05975 111 80 22 9
943 Not to worry. They have herd immunity. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
944 I've decided I'm done with bangs. 1.3604 0.05975 111 80 22 9
945 What if they all vote the same way? 1.3604 0.06110 111 81 20 10
946 Thinking one of us may not be a pure breed? 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
947 Sheep will believe anything you tell them. That’s what I’ve learned from Trump. 1.3600 0.06594 100 74 16 10
948 Gary sat quietly plotting his revenge as Mr. Buttons made yet another 'pasture bedtime" pun 1.3600 0.07263 75 54 15 6
949 Sad silly sheep standing starkly still 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
950 I really feel like I was born to do this job. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
951 Sometimes I just need to lift my leg and pee to remind me who I am. 1.3592 0.06301 103 75 19 9
952 Remind me again, which one's Dolly? 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
953 How do you make a ewe turn 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
954 Why did you have to tell them they're adopted? 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
955 I say it makess them look fat. 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
956 Frankly, I prefer fetching slippers, a nicely banked fire in the hearth, and the aroma of Prince Albert in the air. 1.3587 0.06663 92 67 17 8
957 I’m really starting to resent the fact that they’re not called Dog Sheep 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
958 Gary, do you think I come from an outdated command culture? 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
959 Stop counting! It keeps putting you to sleep! 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
960 ... therefore thermal absorptivity is related to volumetric heat capacity. That's why I just love wool. 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
961 I’d totally date one if there weren’t a perceived power differential. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
962 Did you see this week’s paycheck? I think we’ve been fleeced. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
963 Get'm turned around, and we hit our bonus for the quarter. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
964 Sniffed the new guy's butt. He seems nice. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
965 I am the good shepherd. Who the hell are you? 1.3571 0.07347 70 50 15 5
966 Stop counting them. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
967 My favorite time is when the curfew tolls the knell of parting day, and the flock winds slowly homeward o'er the lea. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
968 Our job was so much easier when social distancing wasn’t a thing 1.3571 0.05360 112 77 30 5
969 Are you guys gonna herd us or should we do it ourselves again and you take the credit as always? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
970 Why are we working for dry dog food when we can have fresh mutton every day? 1.3563 0.06932 87 64 15 8
971 I’m telling you Lou, Big Wool controls everything. Small herds like ours, don’t stand a chance. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
972 Everytime I count them I fall asleep. Any suggestions? 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
973 I like to think of them as "Brothers from another Mother". 1.3558 0.05278 104 70 31 3
974 Aren't we supposed to be keeping them six feet apart? 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
975 My guidance councilor predicted this. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
976 Whatever you do, don’t mention Easter dinner 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
977 I want a paternity test. 1.3553 0.07423 76 56 13 7
978 Do you really think they have my nose? 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
979 That one is trouble 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
980 So I’ll go, ‘Hey, whatcha want for dins?’ And then you’ll go, ‘Mutton, honey!’ 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
981 Remember, we don't herd anymore, we use covert influence. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
982 Ever wonder what they taste like? 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
983 I want to thank the person who genetical modified these guys into a self-herding breed! Wonder when they will start shedding sweaters? 1.3542 0.05731 96 66 26 4
984 Looks like they're taking this herd immunity thing pretty seriously. 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
985 If we're sheep dogs,are they sheep sheep? 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
986 We're in Heaven! 1.3540 0.05322 113 78 30 5
987 You're a sheepdog. You can't be afraid of sheep, for god's sake. 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
988 making us look bigger than the herd is good for propoganda 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
989 I've been having trouble falling asleep lately. Any suggestions? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
990 I don’t think this is how to achieve herd immunity. 1.3535 0.05799 99 69 25 5
991 The one on the far left is the trouble maker. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
992 Most boring job I ever had. I keep falling asleep! 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
993 Hard to tell. They all look alike. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
994 It’s your turn to explain Easter. 1.3529 0.07616 85 66 8 11
995 They only respond to the pronoun they. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
996 That cut doesn't really flatter their faces. 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
997 No, you cannot wear blackface. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
998 I'm telling you Carl, the humans said we'll be immune to anything if we just become *part* of the herd. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
999 I dare you to bark. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1000 How long do you think it will be til the press finds out they all "dated" Gaetz? 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1001 You're right, Fido! It DOES look as if someone different drew the sheep. 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
1002 How many did we start out with anyway? Bud? Hey, Bud! Wake up! 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1003 How many times must I tell you, no ewe turns!? 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1004 Herd immunity” does not mean what you think it means 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1005 Stay sharp. They're considering outsourcing. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1006 Mary really pulled the wool over your eyes 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1007 Remember, don't count them while you're on watch 1.3516 0.06226 91 67 17 7
1008 Boss is on a tear. Ewe lose one and the sheep will hit the fan. 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1009 Ever notice how you begin to look like them? 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
1010 Sheep dog two words, or sheepdog one word? 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
1011 Wolves in sheep dog clothing,why didn’t we think of this before? 1.3514 0.07310 74 54 14 6
1012 Don't let 'em fool ya, they know exactly what's going on. 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1013 Hey, it's a sweet gig. Counting sheep? You can do it in your sleep. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
1014 I trademarked our new company name: 'We create herd ‘em unity.' 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
1015 How do you stay awake on this job? 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1016 Had no other choice but to give the one next to you a "Time-Out"! 1.3505 0.05292 97 65 30 2
1017 Have you ever thought of taking up knitting? 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1018 You ever think it’d be easier to join them? 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1019 Yeah, but if we follow them, what does that make us? 1.3504 0.05195 117 81 31 5
1020 There’s always 1 non-conformist in every flock. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1021 If we follow them we can get a free haircut. 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
1022 Why don’t we just barcode them? 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1023 I feel like I've outgrown this job 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1024 How many? I tried counting them but I kept falling asleep. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1025 one more shaggy dog story and I am calling the wolf! 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
1026 Since we're not technically wolves, this is fine, right? 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1027 I tell you this stock market is crazy. We get the runaround and they get fleeced 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1028 What they say about owners and their pets starting to look alike may be true 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1029 THINK about it. I mean, we've been following sheep. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1030 Actually, I majored in goats. 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1031 I could use a trim myself. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1032 Honey, did you cheat on me while I was away? Because they sure don't look like me! 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1033 ...All I'm saying is that if the right wolf came along, I would want to hear him out. 1.3488 0.06972 86 64 14 8
1034 Apparently they call us enablers. 1.3486 0.05194 109 77 27 5
1035 Wolves? No, I can barely see the sheep. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1036 Even when I bark they just won't socially distance! 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1037 Mark my words. They're going to unionize any day now. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1038 Don't look so sheepish. We definitely earned our place in this class photo. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1039 Shouldn't they be named for us? 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1040 Sleeping on the job again, Mack!? There was 105 sheep here yesterday! 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1041 ‘is this all that there is to it?’ 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1042 You see? Fear based leadership is never the answer 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
1043 Who is watching whom,Harry? 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1044 Perms are back. But shags are chicer. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1045 The days might be long, but it's hard to beat the built-in herd immunity. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1046 See that guy facing you? That’s a new Republican. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1047 Yeah, that sounds like fun: You scatter them and I round'em up! 1.3467 0.06149 75 51 22 2
1048 I barked too much in my apartment. Why were you sent here? 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
1049 The funny thing about English is that ‘eight sheep’ sounds the same as ‘ate sheep. 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
1050 they are much better than "MY PILLOW" 1.3465 0.06515 101 76 15 10
1051 Getting perms ourselves will improve management/labor relations. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1052 That proves it. One out of eight is directionally challenged. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1053 I guess none of us have been to the barber in a year... 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1054 I don't care what Shari Lewis did ... you put your paw up another one and I'm out of here. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1055 It's not just you, Edith. We're all looking a little sheepish these days. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
1056 Every time you fall asleep I have to start counting all over again. 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
1057 I hear we're eligible for a PPP loan 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1058 Sometimes I think I’m one of them 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1059 They’re so happy to have missed the Seder...should I tell them about next weekend? 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1060 There’s always one in every crowd. 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1061 You expect me to believe they followed you home? 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1062 Sheep? Dog? Sheep Dog? What are we?! 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1063 Seems easier than herding cats? 1.3452 0.06879 84 62 15 7
1064 I’m feeling a little sheepish right now. 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
1065 Darling, what REALLY happened the weekend you went to see your sister? 1.3448 0.07094 87 66 12 9
1066 He still thinks Mary is coming. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1067 How about we call then "dog sheep" for a change? 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1068 Wool. Woof. Wolf!? 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1069 Well at least they're wearing masks 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1070 I say we eat one. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1071 You know,I think we could use a little trim too. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1072 This should make it easy to fall asleep tonight 1.3448 0.06011 116 87 18 11
1073 It's nice to do this off Zoom for once. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
1074 still need to get a haircut, but at least we're at work again 1.3444 0.06734 90 67 15 8
1075 They said herd immunity will protect us, but didn't specify which herd... 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
1076 I can see shearly now. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1077 I demand a paternity test! 1.3441 0.06575 93 69 16 8
1078 Do you think we are the pick of the litter” 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
1079 This time, make sure to get a haircut before your seeing eye dog interview. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1080 Have we finally transitioned from labradoodle to sheeple? 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1081 I think Mary has a problem. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1082 Here’s a bit of irony for you. Wool makes me itch. 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1083 I'm always sleepy at work. 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1084 Isn’t the saying “A WOLF in sheep’s clothing”? 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
1085 I told them we were first cousins" 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1086 When they're quiet like this, that's when they're planning something! 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1087 Thanks, but I sleep just fine. 1.3431 0.05305 102 70 29 3
1088 Let’s cry wolf. 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
1089 . . . then what's the plural of "sheepdog? 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1090 I know we can’t see well, but where are the sheeps’ faces? 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1091 I thought you said shih tzu. not sheep zoo. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1092 I should have mentioned that I have a wool allergy. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
1093 I go more by feel than a specific count. 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
1094 I think I'd be able to fall asleep more efficiently if there were more than just eight for me to count. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
1095 And they say we all look the same. 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1096 Okay, which one is the wolf? 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1097 Why are we doing this, again? 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1098 Think about it. All the dogfood we can eat in a night, and all we have to do is look the other way for 30 seconds. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1099 What do you think is wrong with the one hiding its face from the picture -- not vaccinated, yet? 1.3415 0.07201 82 62 12 8
1100 I really feel sheepish! 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1101 But I’m not old or English. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1102 Get this: we run around the whole day, nip at the sheep, and when we're done the humans take us home and feed us! And they call us 'working' dogs! 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1103 They are plotting One has already turned... 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1104 Remember that guy Wylie. Those were the days. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1105 I know how badly you want kids, but can you please stop naming the sheep 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1106 What do you say we ditch the kids and catch a movie? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1107 I know we're supposed to drive them, but therapy taught me that I'm really a follower. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1108 And I say "Humbug." 1.3407 0.07027 91 70 11 10
1109 So, does that make them Dog Sheep...? 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1110 Did you remember to bring the mint sauce. 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1111 Yeah, so by empowering the sheep to herd themselves we can challenge the status quo WHILE NAPPING! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1112 I think it’s actually ducks in a row. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1113 Have you ever wondered if, like, you're the sheep. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1114 No matter what I say, they will not stay six feet apart. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1115 Can you believe they don’t notice we’re in wolf’s clothing?!” 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1116 I'm feeling rather sheepish. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1117 Every time I ask you to take a turn at counting you doze off!! 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1118 Now watch what happens when I bark! 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1119 It's hard staying awake through inventory. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1120 Rule number one: drink your coffee before starting the daily sheep count. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1121 ...so then I responded, ‘I’m just looking for a sheep thrill.’ 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1122 If humans get to resemble their dogs, shouldn't it make sense that we end up resembling our sheep? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1123 Undercover rocks! Look at them: they have no clue we’re dogs. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1124 Don't you just love working undercover? 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1125 Is this getting easier,or are they just that stupid? 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1126 Could this meeting have been an email instead? 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
1127 There's always one trouble-maker. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
1128 You can't pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1129 'they are soft on the outside crunchy in the middle' 1.3380 0.07755 71 54 10 7
1130 Why can’t it be a dog-eat-sheep world? 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1131 These guys look eweser friendly! 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
1132 I get all my apparel from Sheepsclothing.com 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1133 Freaking sheep, they'll do anything they're told. So where'd master say these guys need to go? 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1134 Like I always say, you gotta fake it til you make it! 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1135 Ever want to just eat them" 1.3375 0.05320 80 53 27 0
1136 I’m feeling a bit sheepish. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1137 Are we even getting paid for this? 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1138 I don't know. I got an email from 23 & Me. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1139 Tell Number Eight to face the camera and say Cheese! 1.3373 0.07125 83 63 12 8
1140 I'm glad we adopted. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1141 The shear audacity of the herd scares me. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1142 They’re all Republican and the flock belongs to Mitch McConnell. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1143 We can't both be good dog ... 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1144 If you loved her so much, you should have tied a ribbon around her neck. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1145 She hates having her picture taken. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1146 I don't think they're buying that 'sheepdog' means we're related." 1.3372 0.07136 86 66 11 9
1147 That's Fred. We're still having some communication problems. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1148 With the right curlers, we can look like that. too! 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1149 Ok. We’re Australian Cattle Dogs. Our pronouns are “go left,” go right,”and “good dog.” 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1150 If octomom can do it we can too! 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
1151 Wonder what kind of 'doodle' or 'poo' they are 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1152 They’re part of the National Insomnia Guard on standby for emergency pandemic call up. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1153 I think we were supposed to lead, not follow. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1154 So, what is it we're supposed to do again? 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1155 We got them all. Wake up! 1.3368 0.06627 95 72 14 9
1156 Baaaark. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1157 But all my stories are shaggy dog stories. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1158 How should I know how many there are supposed to be? Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1159 I'm telling you, that one in the front was right about when to sell my shares of GameStop. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1160 I think we'll fit right in... 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1161 Where is Mary when you need her? 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1162 HOW MANY CHOPS DO YOU SEE? 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1163 Who are YOU calling shaggy? 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
1164 I say we cut a deal with the wolves and get the hell out of here. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1165 Now that you’re sitting, I’m afraid I have some bad ewes. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1166 I am glad we went back to using Woolite! 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1167 Do you ever think about our work-life balance, and wish it could be different? 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1168 You know I hate it when you let your work follow you home. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1169 Honey, are the kids really mine? 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1170 I knew he couldn't get past five before falling asleep. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1171 Here’s lookin at ewe! 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1172 Ok remember - we should only count all LEGAL sheep. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1173 They'll demote you to a K-8 unless you find that ninth sheep. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1174 Beats the heck out of herding cats 1.3333 0.06622 78 59 13 6
1175 You sure you never mixed business with pleasure? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1176 Do you like being named for these things? 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1177 See the resemblance? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1178 I told you. With direct eye contact they Come to YOU! 1.3333 0.06299 105 80 15 10
1179 Ever eaten one? Tempted? 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1180 To keep social distance or to shepherd, that is the question 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1181 Our kind were wolves once,I'm just saying. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
1182 You count. I'm going to take a nap. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1183 If we keep our mouths shut, we'll fit right in. 1.3333 0.06102 75 52 21 2
1184 You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1185 Rex, wake up. I told you we're here to guard them, not count them. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1186 Do you ever feel part of a metaphor for the police state? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1187 I'm not seeing a lot of social distancing here, Ralph. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1188 Keep your eye on the one with no sense of direction. He could lead them all astray! 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1189 Labradoodles, Goldendoodles, Schnoodles -- It's all gone too far! 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1190 You don't need the vaccine, we have herd immunity. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1191 Marty, I told you that wasn't our stroller. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1192 So you really think these dog suits will keep the wolves away? 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1193 You send off for that genetic DNA family tree stuff...you have to be prepared to accept the results! 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1194 Ok, count again, this time without falling asleep. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1195 No, I said “Turn the other ‘cheek’”. 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
1196 Have you tried counting sheep? 1.3333 0.05372 99 69 27 3
1197 It's like herding cats, but they are not our enemies. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1198 I promise this will give us herd immunity. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1199 Easter treats: Marshmallow covered chocolate sheep. "What d'ya say? Four for you and four for me?" 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
1200 He's been shamed ever since he disappeared for a half hour with the farmer. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1201 Go on, shout "wolf". I double-dog dare you. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1202 I never knew why they called us sheepdogs until we had the kids. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1203 Did you know that 95% of kibble is contaminated with microsheep? 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1204 We found them but they weren't exactly 'wagging their tails behind them'. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1205 You and I are dawgs, right? 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1206 I love it when the border collies go on vacation 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1207 The most annoying thing about this job are their butts” 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1208 Is it three or six sheep apart now? 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1209 I can't see sheep for shit 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1210 Having trouble falling asleep again I see 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1211 Hey at least we’re working again 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1212 Do you think we're adequately compensated for our supervisory responsibilities? 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1213 So which one's the wolf? 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
1214 I can't tell if you are a sheep in wolf's clothes, or a wolf in sheep's clothes. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1215 You ever wonder if this is all there is? 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1216 Do you think the wolves know we can’t see through all of this hair? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1217 Ever since the pandemic I can’t really tell if they are ignoring us or just being sheepish. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1218 Almost time to knock off. Whaddya say we grab a couple of brewskis and some lamb chops? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1219 No man, just a gig worker. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1220 They look bigger in the pictures. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1221 And we must remain dogged in pursuit. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1222 Have you read Animal Farm? 1.3299 0.05429 97 68 26 3
1223 Who’s counting? 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1224 Are you asleep under those bangs again? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1225 Family reunions are WAY more fun on the Dog side of the family 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1226 This time you howl like a wolf and I'll round 'em up. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1227 I told you not to count them! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1228 Now I'm not suggesting we're really half dog and half sheep, but it's a useful metaphor. 1.3295 0.05039 88 59 29 0
1229 You'll never guess what happened next, the guy just fell asleep 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1230 I thought I herd sheep. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1231 That one just won’t flocking listen 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1232 Sometimes I think the sheep herd us. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1233 Wake up! They’re all accounted for. 1.3294 0.05263 85 65 15 5
1234 This is so much easier now that they’ve all been vaccinated. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1235 Obviously Bernard, an eyebrow trim could have avoided such devastating flock shrinkage 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1236 Wait until March -- it's Shear Madness. 1.3293 0.07166 82 63 11 8
1237 Well, I suppose we will have to look for Little Bo Peep 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
1238 Ewe talkin’ to me? 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
1239 You’re the only one I was with at the time 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1240 Dad, I appreciate that you pulled some strings for me to get this job, and this line of work is great and all...but what I really want to do is Direct. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1241 Now don't count them or you'll fall asleep again on the job again. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1242 ... not so much a calling, Stan, as a violent hatred of mint jelly. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1243 Waddya say you keep an eye on the sheep and I'll grab us a six-pack? 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
1244 Hey! You wanna guess which one's the wolf? 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1245 Time to get our cardio in. On three i cry “”WOLF!””, you herd front, I herd back. Ready? 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1246 I count 80, but dogs can't count so I'm not sure? 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1247 Do you think they're unionizing? 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1248 If we follow them, aren’t we just sheep too? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1249 We're good as long as they buy the wolf story. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1250 We are practically essential workers 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
1251 Should we let them run or should we actually take care of them until they are good to eat. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
1252 Let's eat one and blame it on a pack of wolves. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
1253 Sometimes I wish we could just be 'dogs' and lose the 'sheep'. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
1254 Coach, one more and we've got a baseball team. 1.3279 0.07654 61 45 12 4
1255 No, you schmoe -- we're trying to pull the wool over THEIR eyes. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1256 How will we manage them if we have to go back to the office? 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1257 I don't know what they expect but personally I love lamb chops. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1258 Bill dear, do you think I should get a perm? 1.3271 0.06197 107 82 15 10
1259 just be thankful we're not Skunk Dogs. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1260 You could absolutely pull off a side part. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1261 I can't believe the Governor has closed the barber shops again. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1262 Surnames aside, I refuse to accept that they are in any way related to us. 1.3269 0.05193 104 73 28 3
1263 Frankly, I'm looking for something a bit more challenging... 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1264 If you reach out about 8 inches with your right paw, you'll feel one that's backwards. Turn him 180 degrees and get a haircut. 1.3267 0.06765 101 80 9 12
1265 So, how many did you count before they put you to sleep? Carl? 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1266 He's the back sheep of the family. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1267 Any more than this and I'll fall asleep. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1268 I have to admit working from home really spoiled me. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1269 I’m supposed to keep the count, but for some reason I keep falling asleep. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1270 I try to count them, but keep falling asleep. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1271 Hey Rex. Do you know what I herd? Sheep. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1272 Sure, they make great pillows, but what other use do they have? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1273 I wonder where I could get my hair curled like that? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1274 This is the right place, right? 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1275 I don’t think they got a haircut since the pandemic started either. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1276 How do none of them look like me, Louise? 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1277 Sheep should be herd, not seen. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1278 Let's stampede them, so we can round them up again 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1279 Cutting the bangs might be a good career move. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1280 We may look alike but it would take so much work to perfect the bleat. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1281 Are you on the lamb? 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1282 I just feel my career options are narrow and pre-defined. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
1283 Hey I think we fit in fine. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
1284 Nice baa-ngs. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1285 I can see why they cloned them, but not us. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1286 I swear, they were six feet apart last summer. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1287 How do we keep them six feet apart? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1288 You ever dream of doing something else with your life? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1289 If more than 2 get away, we lose herd immunity 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1290 Sheep. They all look alike to me. 1.3253 0.05450 83 57 25 1
1291 You cheated on me with a sheep? 1.3253 0.07295 83 65 9 9
1292 Just once I'd like to see one of them dress up in wolf's clothing. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1293 D'ja ever consider that if they had decided to make clothes from dog hair how different our lives would be? 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1294 You bark and chase them around all day long. Now you want to hang out? 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1295 It's Yoo-Hoo, not Ewe-Hoo. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1296 The cute one is my sister. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1297 Day 30 and they still haven’t noticed. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1298 I prefer to think of myself as a senior director of mobile wool units. I'm the best in my field 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1299 No, I will NOT “baa-rk 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1300 Now that we're sheep in dog's clothing, we can run for it. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1301 We're tough on them, but at least it's not an e-commerce fulfillment center. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1302 Just so we're on the same page, there were always eight of them and we don't know anything about the mix up. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1303 Please, focus and try to stay awake. 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
1304 Are you sure that I am the father? 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
1305 So, about this side hustle with the wolf where we ‘misplace’ a sheep a week . . . 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1306 They're right in front of you, Fred. We've got to get you in as soon as the shearers reopen. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1307 New day, same sheep 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1308 I am afraid we are typecast 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1309 Let's just eat 'em all! 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1310 Remember last year when Rocky decided to get sheared just before class photo day? 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1311 I think they’ve developed herd immunity. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1312 Wait, explain it again. This is where the farmer gets his coat? 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
1313 They look like popcorn with eyes. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1314 Bob,you have to stop dozing off every time it's your turn to take inventory ... 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1315 Do you think that they’re not wearing masks for political reasons? Just nod. One of them is looking at us. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
1316 This is going to be very hard online. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1317 It was just another rabbit but I've got to tell you, I felt so alive. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1318 How many are there supposed to be? Whenever I try counting them, I fall asleep. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1319 I'll never get to sleep with just 7. 1.3232 0.06553 99 77 12 10
1320 Let's cry "Wolf!" and see what happens. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1321 I told them we're "essential workers" in line for the vaccine. They're not buying it. 1.3231 0.05846 65 44 21 0
1322 I can never tell whether they are flocked or just flocking. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1323 They look like your side of the family" 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1324 Hey Fred — why does Alfie have his head on backwards? 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1325 Don't you hate being defined by others? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1326 They say dogs are humans’ best friends, but I think they’re just using us. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1327 In that story...did the boy cry 'wool' or 'woof? 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1328 Hey ewe, nothing to see back here. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1329 I just keep thinking: our ancestors ate them. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1330 Knitting classes?! 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1331 Wasn't there supposed to be 9 of them? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1332 I think she likes you. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1333 Like a vaccine, ya know, providing herd immunity." 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1334 I’m not sure I herd ewe correctly. 1.3218 0.06838 87 67 12 8
1335 Yes, they are cute but I liked it better when we had litters of puppies 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1336 Is it ewe or you? 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1337 Hey.. I never though of curling our bangs!!!! 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1338 I hear the first bite is a lot like cotton candy. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1339 The pay's not great, but the fringe benefits are terrific. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1340 It doesn’t matter what they think. They’re SHEEP. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1341 Enough for mittens. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1342 Something's amiss, but I can't put my paw on it. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1343 I bet you didn't even notice that one of these sheep is facing the wrong way. You're a bad sheepdog Harold 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1344 Yes, you herded them, but they need to point the same direction. 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1345 Can dogs talk ? 1.3210 0.07207 81 63 10 8
1346 Why is it impossible to get a decent family photo? 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1347 Still got the quarantine hair goin', eh? 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1348 On Zoom it looked like there were a lot more of them. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1349 Do you think I was to hard on that Bo-Peep girl? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1350 Esther, I’m not buying they’re mine. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1351 The Employee Manual says they all must face the same way. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1352 Sorry -- Was that 'woof' or 'wolf'? 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1353 So they look like their father,then? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1354 If we got our hair curled, like the sheep, it would stay out of our eyes. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1355 Where’s the black one? 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1356 Well, this herd impunity thing is working just fine for me. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1357 We’ve got them this far. Do you think we can get them to storm the Capital now? 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1358 To you they're prey. To me they're metaphor. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1359 There is always one who doesn’t get the word. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1360 Honestly, I haven't counted sheep since I was a pup. 1.3191 0.05601 94 70 19 5
1361 They can't wear masks but should we make them social-distance? 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
1362 You count them this time. I tried but I kept falling asleep. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1363 Hank, just make sure you don't leave any water in your bowl. We can get into big trouble when they line up to vote for their favorite shearer. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1364 Wouldn't it just be easier for everyone if they made the sweaters out of OUR fur? 1.3188 0.07860 69 54 8 7
1365 Yes they think we're their grandparents, but can we still have one for dinner? 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1366 Why are we called sheep dogs? We don’t look anything like them. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1367 Do you think we should tell them who their real parents are? 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1368 YOU may not like it, but I’m still feeling the urge to get a perm! 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1369 Tell them your name is Q" 1.3187 0.06790 91 71 11 9
1370 Don’t you think we’re perpetuating a stereotype? 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1371 What do you call when a flock of sheep try to take over France? Baaaaa-stille Day 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1372 I had the dream again, Harry... The one with the mint jelly... 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1373 This gig wouldn't be so bad if we could just guard them from the other end. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1374 There's always one in the flock! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1375 A sheep walks into a bar. C'mon,at least let me get to the flocking punch line. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1376 I keep going back and forth between Cute and Delicious looking. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1377 That's why we don't need to wear masks. They are immune. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1378 All right, Ralph, lesson one: saying 'bah' so they'll follow you just confuses most of them. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1379 No one is going to pull wool the over your eyes. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1380 HEY! Are you asleep? I told you not to count them! 1.3176 0.05604 85 60 23 2
1381 They needed us to make a minyan. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1382 Pretty sure these boys are on the FBI'S most wanted list. They're on the lam! 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1383 Like I said, ewe’s not fat ewe’s fluffy. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1384 It’s ok, your fringe is what defines you 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1385 I love these extended family gatherings. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
1386 It’s the only place we can proudly hang out after such a long time with no haircut 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1387 We stand behind our sheep. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1388 Why aren't they counting US? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1389 I'm feeling kinda sleepy. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1390 Any ideas for a seat cover? 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1391 If we don't transport them across state lines or keep the receipts, we should be okay; right? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1392 C'mon! I say we eat one. Nobody counts sheep! 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1393 I don’t know about you, Harvey, but I simply can’t see the sheep as “just“ wool anymore. Something has changed in me . 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1394 You are not supposed to bark at them anymore, Carl. Studies have shown that stress-free herding dramatically improves wool quality. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1395 If you can't bleat them, join them 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1396 That one in the back keeps asking for Little Bo-Peep. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1397 I don't see colors either. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1398 Let’s get the flock outa here! 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
1399 I mean, sure I'm a working dog, but do I live to work or work to live? 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1400 We can never count on these guys 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
1401 you know, sometimes I want to feel protected... 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
1402 I'm thinking of growing them out 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1403 What’s worse—telling the boss that ‘a wolf got one’ or waiting two more hours for lunch? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1404 I keep counting them but I still can't seem to fall asleep 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1405 Something tells me this cartoonist has no idea how big sheep are! 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1406 Look,Maude,Trump supporters. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1407 I feel an insurrection is coming. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1408 Just keep telling em they are the best and smartest sheep and all the other sheep are jealous of their freedom. They'll follow us anywhere. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1409 I’m telling you. Traffic is getting worse, Bob. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1410 I have to go. I don’t think we have reached herd immunity yet. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1411 If we are sheep dogs, does that make them dog sheep’s?” 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1412 And I thought our ‘pandemic hair’ was bad. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1413 Relax already, we’re 1/8th sheep on mom’s side. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1414 Why on earth do they let their hair grow so long? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1415 The first rule of shepherding is no shaggy dog stories. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1416 This is boring! Where are the black sheep? 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1417 Well, I heard that they taste like chicken. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1418 And you really think I could be the father? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1419 There's always one that just won't listen. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1420 Don't blame me, it was that Bo Peep woman. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1421 Eight. There are eight sheep. Now go back to sleep. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1422 So, agreed, you play the good dog and I play the bad dog. We can handle this. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1423 I wanna be a cowdog 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1424 You're going to switch places with Sam here. We need someone on the inside so we can learn more about what motivates them. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1425 There's a back sheep in every family. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1426 Hope we are not misunderstood for wolves in sheep's clothing 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1427 I think we should--they won't know the difference! 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1428 You ever wonder who's minding us while we're minding the sheep? 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1429 It was only a matter of time until one of them turned on us. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1430 I think it's time the whole family got a haircut. 1.3140 0.06136 86 66 14 6
1431 They're called Dogsheeps. 1.3140 0.06872 86 67 11 8
1432 No wonder I keep falling asleep on the job. 1.3140 0.06872 86 67 11 8
1433 We'll never make sheepdogs out of them! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1434 If our supply of Xanax holds we're sure to win the upcoming trials. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1435 There’s always one looking for the easy way out. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1436 Chester, the dog in the next field over, said: “Sheeping is free if you use Amazon.” I don’t get it. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1437 first you join the herd, the immunity comes later 1.3140 0.06872 86 67 11 8
1438 It's politically incorrect to say they all look alike. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1439 That’s not exactly what they meant by ‘diversity’. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1440 I have a wonderful recipe for Morocco lamb with Pine nuts Couscous. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1441 A man saw a sheep in a bar and asked what it was doing. The sheep replied “ i am the new baaahhhhhrtender” 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1442 They do look ridiculous, don’t they? 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1443 Let them fuss. All you said was that shiny and silken was way sexier than dull and scratchy. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1444 If we’ve learned anything in the past 4 years, it’s that they don’t always wear sheep’s clothing. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1445 Imma get some mint sauce 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1446 I know we just met but I think I love ewe 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1447 In my prime I herded a huge flock by myself”. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1448 I'm tellin' ya-if we eat just one, they'll never notice! 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1449 What if we ate just one? 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1450 I thought I answered an ad for a laminator. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1451 Are there still eight? I fell asleep again. 1.3125 0.05699 96 73 17 6
1452 I never expected to be an influencer! 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1453 I'm just saying, they don't look like me but they do look like ewe. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1454 I say we hide them. He'll go nuts! 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1455 They have much better haircuts. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1456 Did you fall asleep counting again? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1457 My folks always said don’t be a sheep, lead the herd. So anyway, I’m an Instagram influencer now. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1458 I should be back by nine. If you have trouble getting them to sleep, have them count each other. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1459 Did you bring the GPS? 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1460 DNA test now; DNA test on Maury Povich. Your choice. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1461 Stop counting them and wake up. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1462 It’s kinda weird how much they look like that poodle down the street. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1463 I'm sorry, but we just can't get them to social distance. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1464 Sure is easier in-person. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1465 Psst...Ralph! You fell asleep watching the flock. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1466 I'm still not convinced you didn't cheat on me. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1467 It looks like counting sheep works for you. 1.3113 0.04900 106 75 29 2
1468 Hello, ladies. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1469 C’mon, Ralph — do the wolf howl noise! 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1470 I count eight of them- wait, did you just fall asleep? 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1471 They all look cute to me. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1472 Did you hear we’re tied again for ‘Employee of the Month?’ 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1473 Pssst, Bob wake up! You’re totally asheep. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1474 Remember, it’s ’bah’ not ‘woof’. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1475 I was today years old when I found out the plural of”dog” is “dogs”, but the plural of “sheep” is “sheep”. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1476 After we punch out, let's catch an old movie, 'Silence of the Lambs.' 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1477 Apparently 'mutton' IS an offensive word. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1478 Hey, just for kicks, you wanna pull the wool over their eyes? 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1479 I keep losing some. There were 50; but, every time I start counting them, I doze off. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1480 Well, technically, we are not Sheepdogs. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1481 I'm actually surprised The New Yorker even accepted us, what with our realistic rendering and all. 1.3103 0.06802 87 68 11 8
1482 I think it's time to get the flock outta' here! 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1483 I hear they're planning to go on the lam. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
1484 Think if we just sit here that we will get herd immunity. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1485 Should we try their groomer? 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1486 This new job makes me so sleepy for some reason. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1487 Finally at herd immunity 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1488 A good sheep will do that. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1489 Okay, let's eat one. But just one. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1490 They are planning something 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1491 I just don’t like the idea that they think I’m bossy 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1492 I’m back. You can punch out now. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1493 The free haircut is what sold me on the job. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1494 Okay, now explain to me why so many of these guys look like you! 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1495 Do you think they'd go for a shaggy dog story? 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1496 The hardest part is tracking your inventory without falling asleep. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1497 'its not a vaccine, man...its so that they can track you...' 1.3095 0.06978 84 66 10 8
1498 I think we should let them unionize. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1499 Your right, this job's so easy you can do it with your eyes closed. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1500 Come on, you can tell me now, I’m not really the father, am I? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1501 All we like sheep. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1502 Every time I count them, I get drowsy. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1503 This doodle thing has gotten out of control. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1504 I say we take a break. They're sheep - where are they going to go? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1505 I don’t think this is the dog park 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1506 I keep counting them, but it makes me fall asleep. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1507 I now realize that I always wanted to be one of them. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1508 I just received another micromanagement complaint. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1509 Gotta confess, I’d rather be a cattle dog. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1510 Just what were we supposed to be doing? 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1511 You wouldn’t believe how skinny they are under all that wool... 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1512 I just don’t see the resemblance 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1513 Trust me. You will appreciate being a sheep dog rather than a sheep in due time. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1514 Hey, you're right. From behind, they do look like puppies. 1.3077 0.07882 65 51 8 6
1515 Why don’t we eat them ourselves and then cry wolf? 1.3077 0.07140 78 61 10 7
1516 Your job is safe as long as you never learn to count. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
1517 I’m just sayin’ Rosalyn, they don’t look like me 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1518 Which one is Spartacus? 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1519 So let me make sure I understand this - you told your therapist that you were feeling sheepish about socializing these days, and THIS is what she recommended?! 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1520 The only way I can count them is with lots of coffee. 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
1521 I didn’t think they were serious when they told the kid they were bringing us ‘to a nice farm upstate’... 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1522 Our bleating heart is acting up again. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1523 We'll blend right in! 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1524 Where do you get off calling me a control freak? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1525 Oh for sheep’s sake! 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1526 Of course I sometimes think about killing and eating them... 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1527 You can handle eitght yourself. I'm going to go roll in that stuff over there. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1528 Just fit in. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1529 Call Dr. Fauci." "Have we reached flock immunity? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1530 Look, we either need more sheep or one less sheep dog. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1531 You herd them home - wool bothers me. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1532 There's always one who goes against the flow... 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1533 So, can you tell which one is the wolf? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1534 I tell you, this is shear madness. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1535 I hear the usual, "You never caaallll, You never wriiite!" 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1536 It's the Jojoba conditioner 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1537 I haven't had a haircut since the lockdown began! 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1538 I hear they taste just like chicken. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1539 Why can't the sheep be more like a dog? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1540 No, I don't mind the name itself. I just feel like it limits our possibilities. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1541 Don't you think sheep & sheepdogs are simpatico ! 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1542 Dr. Fauci would not like this social distancing! 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1543 The pay here is such kibble. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1544 You need a haircut. Where did you get these and what makes you think they are ours? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1545 Baa is so much easier on the vocal chords. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1546 Ok, what did you say to that one this time??? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1547 Never count 'em when driving. 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
1548 Who let the sheeps out? 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1549 Poor guy; he’s still pining after Mary. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1550 Do they count dogs if they can't sleep? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1551 Phew! And they only blame cows for contributing to global warming. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1552 I thought we would have puppies together. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1553 I'm thinking a nap would be good right about now... you? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1554 The brothers' obsession with their family's genealogy took an unexpected turn that day. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1555 The boss is fleecing us. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1556 They ARE mine. They just haven’t been groomed yet. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1557 500 years of unnatural selection and they all look like us. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1558 It's Spring. I'm afraid we're all going to get fleeced again. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1559 You ever wonder who’s the genius that picked us to be on the lookout? 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
1560 He's been bahs ackward from the day he was born. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1561 Are we sheep in "woof's" clothing? Or am I having that dream again? 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1562 What is a sheep’s favorite newspaper? The Wool Street Journal. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1563 The big trick is keeping the wool out of your eyes. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1564 Do you think they suspect we're wolves in sheep dogs clothing? 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1565 These little guys give me the woolies. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1566 I don't think we should tell Bo Peep. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1567 Okay, we got them all together, now what? 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1568 So you want to ask them to be your Zoom background? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1569 I lent them my shampoo. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1570 You're getting too philosophical, Sam- they're just sheep. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1571 I know you have trouble sleeping Harold, but I told you to count sheep, not collect them. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1572 Make sure they never find out they're being raised for their meat, or they'll start living each day like it's their last. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1573 No, Frank, we're not. But we're sheep-ish. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1574 How did we get labeled like this? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1575 What?! When I asked you for birthday gift ideas, you said 'something in merino'! 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1576 Keep and eye on that one. He doesn't believe in herd immunity. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1577 Lt'l Bo Peep really screwed up when she blew this gig. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
1578 Just try to blend in 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1579 You're right, this is easier than cats. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1580 "What do you mean 'what sheep'?" 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1581 Don’t be fooled, beneath their fleece they are as different as you and me!! 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1582 Harry, wake up! 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1583 Remember, act like a wolf. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1584 Does this cut make my ears look big? 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1585 Let's go take a nap. They've got herd immunity. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1586 You watch ‘em for a while. I keep getting sleepy. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1587 No, this year they want them each 6 feet apart. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1588 Finally. Herding from home wasn’t getting us anywhere. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1589 I’m so used to being remote. I’m not really sure what to do back in the office. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1590 Bet you can't guess how I know which one is the wolf! 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1591 I told you not to flirt with her, Rex. I told you she wouldn't be able to take her eyes off of you. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1592 Who said anything about a wolf in sheep's clothing? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1593 I know a place that makes awesome artisanal mint jelly. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1594 Look, that one has her head on backwards! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1595 Too bad the kennel is closed, but I've heard this place is just as good. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1596 Well, when in New Zealand... 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1597 Hold up, you said the plural for sheep IS sheep! 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1598 'Five dollars I can fit them all in my mouth.' 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1599 Have you ever had cotton candy? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1600 I thought you were watching the ninth one, Stan. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1601 Hey, wake up! We're not done counting! 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1602 Don’t be shy, just introduce yourself 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1603 Baa all you want, fur is not wool. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1604 Seven more and we'll have herd immunity. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1605 Maybe they mixed up the vials at the pregnancy center? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1606 We'll have to take you off the Night Shift if you can't stop counting them. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1607 Say whatever you want. They don't speak dog. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1608 I sure hope you're right. I can't take all this hair any longer. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1609 I do NOT believe these are my puppies! 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1610 They seem a little Sheep-ish to me. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1611 Blend in but don’t speak. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
1612 But I've counted them TEN TIMES and I'm not even sleepy! 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1613 They may look like Aunt Hilda, but they aren't related. They're called sheep, and they're delicious. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1614 Have you been abiding in the fields long? 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1615 Remember, they're just sheep. We're dogs. We're in charge. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1616 Hey, are you awake? How are we supposed to get a head count of these guys if this keeps happening? 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1617 We all get sleepy in the afternoon, Shep. That's why I never count them after lunch. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1618 Stop asking questions, we identify as sheep now. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1619 Look at it this way, if they all behaved the same we would not be needed. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1620 Stop counting the sheep. You need to stay awake! 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1621 You know, I didn't have to be a sheepdog. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1622 I'll fall asleep if I have to count them. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1623 Wolves, Bill. He said to watch out for wolves. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1624 Herd mentality really works” 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1625 The path of fleece resistance 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
1626 I can help you get more followers 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1627 ‘Hairdressers are still closed’ 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1628 Fuck off, Steve. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1629 Should we take them all back to the Mar-a-Lago Club? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1630 I prefer mine medium rare 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1631 I know what they call us... but what do we call ourselves? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1632 Yeah, they hate it when I call them 'sheeple'... 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1633 Hey Lou, I got it covered. Most of the flock is working remotely now 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1634 I was born for this job. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1635 I miss working from home. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1636 I know what you're implying but honestly, none of them look anything like you either. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1637 If you don’t trim your bangs soon, you will neither see nor herd. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1638 So, this is what they call herd immewenity? 1.2985 0.07672 67 53 8 6
1639 Don't you ever feel like an outsider? 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1640 You dosed off again. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1641 I just hope it isn’t shearing day.” 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1642 Did you forget to tell them that I'm not a sheep dog?! 1.2979 0.05202 94 73 16 5
1643 I sense they’re planning a breakout. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1644 You saw the shepherd’s new policy, it’s important that we make them feel heard 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1645 The boss keeps insisting on packing in close, but I just don’t think that’s socially responsible 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1646 Did Mary send you last month’s lamb-sitting check? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1647 It's okay. They have herd immunity. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1648 So, no bells went off when the costumer told you these were sheep's clothing? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1649 Don't go all woke on me. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1650 I told them about lice. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1651 We seem to be overstaffed. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1652 Yeah but, Yoga Goats don't pack well in standard luggage. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1653 So how long have you been a plushy? 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1654 How many times do I have to tell you, you’re not one of them. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1655 You thinking what I’m thinking? 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1656 Just remember, it's "baa", not "bark!" 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1657 Herd immunity, ya heard? 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1658 This job has gotten way easier since the shepherds embraced GMOs. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1659 who let the sheep out? Woof woof woof woof 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1660 Are these the voters trump wanted to count? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1661 They're so used to be quarantined there's nothing for us to do! 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1662 Thanks for helping me out. Every time I try to count them I fall asleep. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1663 All I'm saying is that I don't want the sheep to define me 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1664 All I'm saying is that lamb chops SOUND pretty appetizing right about now 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1665 What are we doing here again? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1666 Shepherd told me this morning we have imposters in the flock. Yep, that's right - fake ewes. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1667 I think they’re on to us. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1668 This is not what I had in mind when I agreed to an open marriage. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1669 Whaddya think those dogs are talking about? 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
1670 This would be easier if we knew how to count. 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
1671 Is it wrong if sometimes I just wish they could tell me what to do? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1672 One of your sheep is BAAAAAAAACKwards! 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1673 Let's count them backwards. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1674 Are you sleeping? 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1675 I think we’re over staffed. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1676 I’m so glad you stopped by to see my little Q-Tips. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1677 So, do you think their hair is naturally curly ? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1678 I'm thinking of a word that rhymes with "button." 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1679 Which one is Dolly again? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1680 I don’t care how silly they look, these are the most comfortable things I’ve ever slid my feet into. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1681 Definitely not enough to get through the whole night. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1682 Just keep your distance at shearing time. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1683 Yeah, I like the work but I want to move out to a farm one day. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1684 You know, we should get a shepherd. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1685 I said you should've just bought sleeping pills 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1686 Let's see if any of those facial recognition program really works. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1687 OK, I got to eight, now what? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1688 Nah. I say second cousins, once removed. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1689 Keeping an eye on them is easy. Just don't count them. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1690 Blaaaa, blaaaa blaaaa... 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1691 Is Bo Peep coming back, or not? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1692 You didn't even notice I've had my hair done for the company picnic photo. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1693 I mean, where's the challenge? Where's the growth? Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1694 I heard that the boss has a staff infection. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1695 All I'm saying is that if we form a union, we'll have the bargaining power to get the 2 bones a day we deserve 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1696 See Bo-Peep, I told you I found them. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1697 You'll love the fringe benefits of this job. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1698 We’re safe; nobody’s looking for a wolf in dog’s clothing. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1699 They won't suspect wolves in sheep dog's clothing. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1700 I love ewe. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1701 I can’t tell if you’re still counting them or fell asleep. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1702 Herding hard or hardly herding? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1703 So I says, I says to ‘im, countin’ sheep ain’t all that baaaad. I’m a good boy, ain’t I? 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1704 I said watch them,not count them. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1705 Look Bill — they don’t wanna unionize, they’re just sheep 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1706 Muttony on the Bouncy ...your turn! 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1707 Alright we’ve got 8 left, let’s hope the ambien kicks in soon 1.2927 0.05752 82 63 15 4
1708 They call us “sheep dogs.” I’m no lawyer but to me that sounds like a prima facie case for eating at least one of ‘em. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1709 For once, why don't we let them chase us? 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1710 Whatever you do today, don't start counting them. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1711 Be careful they don't pull the wool over your eyes! 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1712 How about a sweater? 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
1713 Ewe four's got your six. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1714 Just try not to fall asleep on the job. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1715 You would think that at minimum wage, we could at least help ourselves to a lamb chop occasionally! 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1716 True. Sheepdog is a lovely name, but it does carry very limited career choices. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1717 And I told him, 'If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?' 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1718 Poor guy’s in a tailspin, but you’ll get him turned around. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1719 Do you want me to count them for you again? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1720 I consider myself a dog before a sheep dog. Why do these jerks get define who I am? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1721 We are the sheep and the sheep are us. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1722 Which one did you say was the cute one? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1723 Ever feel a bit sheepish? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1724 Why isn't he here?? Is he pulling a Godot? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1725 You told me we'd have the place to ourselves tonight. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1726 Stop counting and wake up 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1727 You ever wonder what these things taste like? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1728 Why am I a "sheepdog" when they're just "sheep"? I'm a dog. Why can't they be dogsheep? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1729 It's finally shear season! Only place I can get a haircut. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1730 Let's play whack-a-sheep! 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1731 Are you sure you’re the father? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1732 Is 'sheeple' offensive yet? 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1733 How come they get a free hair cut? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1734 We’re totally flocked. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1735 It’s just like herding cats. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1736 Do you ever wonder why we were chosen for this job? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1737 I feel like we were made for this. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1738 I know they only have four feet, but that's not what "six feet apart" means. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1739 Hey... you awake? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1740 Remember, we don't mingle with them...unless a wolf shows up 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
1741 You are not your work! 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1742 I’ve always liked a sheep date. 1.2909 0.08478 55 44 6 5
1743 Mornin' Ralph; Mornin' Sam. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1744 You get a haircut? I can’t tell. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1745 Remember what our lawyer said: we split everything down the middle. 1.2907 0.05196 86 62 23 1
1746 Frankly, the boss shouldn't be surprised that we keep falling asleep on the job 1.2907 0.05196 86 62 23 1
1747 Imagine what they'd look like in color! 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1748 Guess how much they want to charge me to treat my insomnia! 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1749 Should we get a hair cut when they do? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1750 If that dog makes one more Ed Sheer-an joke I'm going to lose it, Al." 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1751 You mean we're named after these things? 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1752 We say "Woof", they say "Baaa"; why can't they learn to talk? 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1753 I thought it would only be you. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1754 OK, we rounded them up, now what do we do with them? 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1755 Why is there always one that does the direct opposite? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1756 They say eventually we'll all start looking like each other 1.2903 0.05737 93 73 14 6
1757 Isn't it so much easier to herd these teacup sheep? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1758 Which one is your kid? 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1759 So this is herd immunity... 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1760 Can I trust you're not a wolf in dog's clothing?" 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1761 I'm thinking of getting out of management and into distribution. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1762 So, we guard them until they're old enough to be made into dog food. What am I missing here? 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
1763 Relax, they were all baaaccinated. 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
1764 Alseep already? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1765 Do you think they're on to us? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1766 I think a real part of me wants to be found out 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1767 Ya know, come shearing time, I just might get in line. 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
1768 These group photos are always so awkward. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1769 Now that I know he wants us to chase them, I don't really feel like doing it. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1770 We don't need any wool to pull over our eyes. 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
1771 You weren't kidding when you said sheep seats. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1772 You snore. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1773 I think we can see them only when we turn our heads like this 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1774 Are you sure these are our kids? 1.2895 0.07210 76 61 8 7
1775 Welp, there's eight of them and only two of us. Now what? 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1776 No, seriously, remember how good the scraps were that they fed us when they cut the herd down from 9? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1777 I think it's time we develop a shepherding app. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1778 They're hard to tell apart. Except for Shaun. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1779 The best part? I get to count them every night. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1780 Ordering on E-Flocks is always risky. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1781 Baaa humbug. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1782 Watch that one on your right. We've got to keep this causus facing the same way if we're going to get anything done. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1783 They're half-siblings... 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1784 The genetic test said second cousins. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1785 I, for one, prefer them to sheeple. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1786 Are you good with faces? They all look the same to me. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1787 They told me their furlough from counting is just temporary while they wait for herd immunity to kick in. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1788 sorry honey that you're tired but how often must you count the sheep? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1789 I just feel like my career is so predictable. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1790 I can’t sleep by counting just to eight 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1791 I am sooo tired of that canned dog food. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1792 Witness Protection says we will fit right in. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1793 This is much better than those Zoom herdings. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1794 Excuse me - Ms. Bo-Peep sent me over to ask you a quick question.... 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1795 Why aren't they called "dog sheep"? It's not fair. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1796 Remember! After the adoption, it'll be "litter" --- not "flock". 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1797 Stewart had decided a DNA test was long overdue. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1798 Have you fallen asleep? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1799 Mutton' Going On Here 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1800 Just relax... We already have the herd immunity. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1801 You're still denying it wasn't that visiting Ram. I can barely look at 'ewe.' 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
1802 Management has made one policy change. We count sheep at the end of our shift. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1803 Day in, day out, same ol' same ol' - don't you ever hear your inner wolf howling? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1804 Hey folks, these dogs really think we are the ones who are having an identity issue. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1805 This job makes me sleepy 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1806 Herd but not seen? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1807 I dunno, Carl... an angora collar just feels disloyal. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1808 Insomnia again? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1809 Do you think they know what we are here for? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1810 He’s always wanted to be the black sheep. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1811 Are you counting sheep because you want to know if they are all here, or you just want to take a nap? 1.2875 0.05394 80 58 21 1
1812 And you said we’d stick out 1.2875 0.05092 80 57 23 0
1813 I still think you’d be better off with Tylenol PM. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1814 If Odysseus could do it, so can we. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1815 Think they're gonna shear us also? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1816 The boss ate the pig who usually does this. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1817 Ewe like working here? I herd it’s a shear thing” “It’s not bahhhhd. It beats being on the lamb 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1818 ...so I say ‘interest rates are bound to climb’, and HE says ‘what do you know? You’re a dog. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1819 We're down to eight from a hundred, maybe it's time for a haircut. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1820 No, Bob, they don't want you cutting their hair again. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1821 Bud, wake up! And don't you dare count them again! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1822 I only need about 5 1/2 of them to achieve herd immunity. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1823 2-B is MINE 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1824 Wolves were our ancestors, right? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1825 The one on the left's the trainee. Start the blitz when I yell "Baaa!" 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1826 I have this craving for lamb chops tonight. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1827 You have some explaining to do. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1828 This is like...24 bags full. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1829 Really?! You think those might be dogs in sheep's clothing? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1830 Don't look now 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1831 They're talking in code now, saying "god" is their shepherd. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1832 I’ve got the song Wooly Bully stuck in my head. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1833 Come on, you never wondered what mutton tastes like? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1834 Look, if we skim a little off the top, who's gonna know? 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1835 I’m tired of the bangs. What would you think about a perm? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1836 I used ‘23 And Me’’, absolutely no relation” 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1837 We all need haircuts, that’s for sure. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1838 I agree that they’re not going anywhere, but don’t you think that could be a problem? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1839 They've pulled the wool over your eyes again. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
1840 I’ll be the wolf , this time! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1841 No, don't count them... Ralph? Ralph? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1842 Size does matter. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1843 Let me see that DNA report again. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1844 I think they may be catching on to our wolf-in-sheepdog’s-clothing disguises. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1845 On the other hand, I can't complain about the work-life balance in this job. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1846 My other job promised a vaccine, but I am going for herd immunity. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1847 I've applied for a job at the neighborhood pre-K 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1848 Every time I do a head count I fall asleep. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1849 Did you fall asleep on the job again? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1850 Now that we are here, I am feeling a bit sheepish 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1851 I am glad we are back, zoom does add a few pounds. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1852 They taste like chicken. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1853 Do you think they take us seriously? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1854 I don’t know Jim, would non-vaccinated sheep be herded so easily? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1855 Resisting self-haircuts for the Pandemic was a baaaahd idea. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1856 I’ve been thinking of leaving for greener pastures 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
1857 You’re adopted. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1858 Eye contact is not your strong suit. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1859 'C'mon, this is how we'll get herd immunity." 1.2842 0.05219 95 73 18 4
1860 I mean nothing negative by calling them sheep. But we are sheepdogs... warriors! We walk the hero's path! We live to confront the wolf! The moment you forget that you become a sheep 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1861 When is Mary getting here ...all this baa baa is getting on my nerves! 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1862 You claim to be religious, so I’ll stay here and YOU go look for the lost one.” 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1863 This job should qualify us for 'Hero's Pay" 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1864 Will that red light EVER turn green? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1865 I'm amazed we got them to sit still for this photo. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1866 I don't think this is the kind of herd immunity they are talking about. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1867 The secret is Velcro. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1868 I feel a little sheepish telling you this, but I have a thing for ewe. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1869 Ok, don't look but I think we got a runner. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1870 Do we have enough for a team? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1871 Yes, but ‘flock’ can also be used as a noun. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1872 Ha, look at these dumb, gullible sheep. They'd never understand what it's like to be unique, intellectual individuals like the two of us 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
1873 It's herd immunity, not indifference to the job 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
1874 It's not very stressful. They're all well behaved. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1875 You've got one misaligned. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1876 Did you hear the one about the shepherd with a new hearing aid? When asked what he did for work, he replied, “You don’t have to shout. I herd ewe.” 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1877 Watch that one she never turns her baaaack to me. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1878 If we have kids, are they called Lambdogs or Sheeppuppies? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1879 I guess were just supposed to know how to do this, right? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1880 No, fuck ewe! 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1881 It’s called QAnon, trust me they will follow, they’re just sheep 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1882 It’s not how I thought the elite eight would turn out, but my bracket still looks good. 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1883 Who can tell the difference anymore? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1884 STOP COUNTING THEM! You fell asleep again! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1885 They're saying that they can't trust us if we can't make eye contact with them. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1886 Well, yes, it WOULD be my dream job if it weren’t for the wool allergy. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1887 Do they know that we know that they know? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1888 Told 'ya, Marge. This is what I do all day and why I can't work from home 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1889 If you turn sideways you can see sheep! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1890 Now what are we supposed to do? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1891 How come our kids don't bark? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1892 You at least got the 'white fluffy' part right! Next time try concentrating more! 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
1893 I thought we were hired for our skills, not our natural camouflage. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1894 wearing a mask won't help 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1895 Is Shaun still working from home these days? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1896 Get your head out of your grass, we're taking a photo. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1897 When are daycare centers opening up again? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1898 He’s having a bad mohair day. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1899 What the hell are we gonna do when they bring back woolly mammoths? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1900 What type of Dog Park is this, anyways? 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
1901 I’m telling you. Straight is out and curly is in. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1902 Yeah, Ralph, Mary only had a little lamb, but that was way before cloning came along. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1903 Did you ever think that they should have been the ones to go to obedience school? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1904 Let's travel to a place 'where we can blend in with the locals', isn't that what you said? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1905 I tried working from home, but it was a disaster. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1906 Nutritious? Check. Docile? Check. Easily managed? Check. Washable? Check. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1907 I thought you were bringing the shears 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1908 I think it’s time we got the flock outta here. 1.2817 0.07555 71 58 6 7
1909 So we aren’t lambdogs? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1910 So glad to be back at work, dude, but shouldn’t we be wearing masks? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1911 All I’m saying is you could ask them for some styling tips. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1912 Their baa is worse than our bite. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
1913 You can partially see if you cut it. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1914 I should warn you that, if a wolf shows up, I'm outta here. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1915 I heard we could get a free haircut here! 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1916 if we're sheepdogs, are they dogsheep? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1917 I don't care what anybody says – we could do this with cats. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1918 Do you ever feel like you were one of them in a former life? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1919 Ever since I got this job, I’ve been sleeping much better. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1920 Honest, I was just trying to help that sheep through the hole in the fence. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1921 So who was YOUR favorite Shari Lewis puppet? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1922 I keep telling my stylist that bangs went out in the 90’s but he just doesn’t care. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1923 Woof in sheep’s clothing... close enough. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1924 When they bring them in for shearing, maybe I can get a little trim and a new part. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
1925 They’ll pull the wool right over your eyes. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1926 So it turns out I did not need eyeglasses after all 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1927 One of them is a Wolf! 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1928 They're jerks, they won't even smell my ass. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1929 There’s always one who won’t smile 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1930 Let's put on the wolf outfits again. I want to watch them freak out. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1931 Every time I get to 9 I fall asleep. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1932 Warp and woof; warp and weft. Whatever! 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1933 Ever think the sheep are herding us? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1934 They must take after your side of the family 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1935 Empathy? I have worked here for 15 years and suddenly I'm supposed have feelings for these guys? Shaun, are you listening? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1936 I'm tired of being stereotyped. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1937 How many times I told you, just count them as they jump the fence, you don’t need to invite them into your dreams. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1938 I know how you feel, I'm tired of following these guys my entire life too. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1939 Is this what they meant by herd immunity?!! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1940 Is it 3 feet or 6 feet? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1941 Watch what happens when I howl like a wolf. It never gets old. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1942 Look, as much as I like being back at work with you, I forgot how bad they smelled when I was doing this over Zoom. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1943 How else are we gonna get a haircut? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1944 Do you think they’d miss one? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1945 Remember, your line is baa 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1946 I don't know. How many were there yesterday? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1947 They’re not saying anything. Should we be worried? 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1948 I know we’re just supposed to guard them, but I can’t stop wondering how they’d taste. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1949 This job puts me to sleep. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1950 Should we tell them everyone has herd immunity? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1951 If you superglue them together, they're much easier to herd. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1952 I preferred when we doing this online. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1953 They’re upset. Trump isn’t on the ballot. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
1954 So all your talk about animal husbandry was not a marriage proposal? 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
1955 Let’s sleep on it and do a recount I the morning. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
1956 Remember, just try to blend in. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1957 These sheep are planning some outrage. 1.2785 0.05233 79 60 17 2
1958 Just once, I wish one of them would offer to herd us for a change. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1959 ... and probably they think THEY got a big hair day! 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1960 Identity theft was the least of my worries. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1961 Shep told me one of these is a cross dresser. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1962 Can you keep an eye out? I think that one is trying to start something. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1963 How many more do we need for herd immunity? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1964 Shhh. I’m a wolf in sheep-dog clothing. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1965 Sure they make great throw rugs, but honestly, they taste like furballs. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1966 This is nice and cozy. I almost hate to break it up." 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1967 I took a buyout. But somehow being "put out to pasture" doesn't seem any different to me. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1968 Do you ever get the feeling we're adopted? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1969 Just because it's been bred into me doesn't mean I like it. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1970 It might not seem that glamorous, but don't forget that Moses started out this way, too. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1971 You've got to stop counting them during your shift. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1972 I'm telling you bro, it's anti-canine propaganda--The Boy Who Cried "Woof"? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1973 It's not so much working-from-home as it is living-at-work. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1974 I don't know why this job is making me so tired. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1975 Just ate? Or just eight? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1976 We need a new hairdryer. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1977 Baahruff 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1978 Still trying to sleep,huh? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1979 I’m not sleeping on the job! Are you sleeping on the job? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1980 I love working with animals. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1981 I think they are related on our mother’s side. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1982 I can't see a damn thing, but it feels really soft in here, what about you? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1983 Now, what do ewe have to say? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1984 You think they herd us? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1985 I bet Darwin and Mendel are turning in their graves. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1986 All I am saying is, yes, you're an excellent sheepdog. But you're still just a sheepdog 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1987 I just don’t trust them, and they all look alike. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1988 No kidding? I have cousins who dress just like these guys. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1989 You know, I have this sneaking suspicion we're not sheep. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1990 Ok you said this job was us going out on the lamb? 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
1991 So anyways I was thinking lamb chops for dinner tonight. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1992 Hiding here among the sheep was such a brilliant idea - not! 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1993 Has my baaaark changed? 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
1994 I said I needed more sleep? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1995 No, really, they'll do whatever we tell them to do... 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
1996 Feels good to come to work, doesn't it? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1997 I said sheep's clothing, not sheep-dog's clothing! 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1998 The one in front of you didn't get the message. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1999 Are we called "mutts" because we're supposed to eat mutton? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2000 Your sheep or mine? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2001 They don’t have eye shades. Its their eyes, their creepy, staring eyes that freak me out. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2002 This job just puts me to sleep,Karl. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2003 At this point, I could do this job in my sleep. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2004 I don’t appreciate the stigma. What if I just like wearing wool? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2005 One in every crowd 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2006 It seems like they need direction 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2007 Right dog: "I've been saying it for years Walt. What's good for the goose is good for the gander." Left dog: "These are sheep Harry" 1.2762 0.05975 105 85 11 9
2008 Do you think that we can get herd immunity? 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
2009 You just watch over them and herd them. No lingering eye contact,suggestive comments or inappropriate touching. This is the 21st Century! Got that? 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
2010 Beat it. I’m working this flock. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2011 But I do worry that someday they may plot a rebellion. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2012 Oh no — did you bring an extra pair of sheep’s clothing? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2013 Looks like they are trying to pull the wool over your eyes again. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2014 Is this the sheepdog convention? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2015 Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his ewes 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2016 This is the trial size flock. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2017 Which one is Mary? 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2018 Let's stay sharp so no one pulls the wool over our eyes. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2019 How come they can see wolves and we can't ? 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2020 Look, when I said it was a job instead of a calling, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2021 Watch out. They're forming a union. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2022 So how do you like working for ewe-ber? 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2023 Look, Barry I know you want to be on Broadway but we're living in crazy times. Shepherding it is! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2024 Then some days I feel like I'd like to taste one to see what all the fuss is about. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2025 Bet ya can't just eat one! 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2026 I can’t believe we got $1,400 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2027 Every family has a story Ancestry Dot com 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2028 They told me there would be chickens 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2029 I had dreams of being a management consultant. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2030 I swear to god, it’s like herding cats sometimes. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2031 The kit didn't come with any directions. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2032 What's our endgame here? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2033 I keep falling asleep when I try counting them. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2034 Ewe seen one, ewe’ve seen them all... 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2035 If you consider it objectively, you'll agree that we were drawn too big. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2036 Counting these guys makes me sleepy. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2037 Their fluff and stance are good but you need to work on alignment. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2038 Well, are they all accounted for Bert? .... Bert?............Hey Bert? 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2039 Don't you miss working from home? 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
2040 don't take it the wrong way but I want a paternity test 1.2742 0.08022 62 51 5 6
2041 I respect her non conformity 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2042 Hey ewe! Turn around and face the camera! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2043 You're SURE that wolf is just a cartoon character? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2044 This herd ain't big enough for the two of us. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2045 I sure wish I had curly hair! 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2046 Do you think they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2047 Are you done counting those sheep already? Hey,wake up. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2048 Don't you wish that for once we didn't have a contrarian. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2049 Rex instantly felt the benefits of the insomniac workshop 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2050 "Me too. I spend a lot of time gathering wool. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2051 ...and she said i've no ambition. Can i crash at your place? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2052 Act normal okay? We might blend. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2053 I feel like I have imposter syndrome. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2054 I'm trying to channel my inner sheep and calm the wolf inside of me. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2055 So are we work-friends or friends-friends? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2056 The self-herding training is completed tomorrow we work remotely. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2057 I can't believe they haven't caught on to us yet! 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2058 I'm just temping until the next campaign. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2059 Rumor is you inspired the song 'Wooly Bully'. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2060 I'm not sure this really requires two of us. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2061 Maybe they’ll think this is what herd immunity looks like. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
2062 I'm sorry, I just find them cuddly. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2063 Yeah, it does get a bit boring but if you try to visualize the wardrobe potential and the color opportunities, it's kinda' trippy. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2064 I get the best sleepon this job that I've ever had. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2065 Hey, wake up! I told you not to count them. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2066 So this is what you got when you went through Ancestry.com? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2067 Frankly, I never had one pull the wool over my eyes. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2068 How do you know the red one is missing? We can't count and we can't determine the color red. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2069 I find that pretending I’m a dog really helps me fall asleep 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2070 Soon the farmer will shear you instead of the sheep! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2071 I always have three or four espressos before work. And I'm also totally innumerate. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2072 Let's risk it; eight deductions is eight deductions. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2073 Frankly I just expected more from life. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
2074 Whatever you do, don't start counting them 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
2075 If they ever get an Alpha male all bets are off. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2076 They won't budge; something about a herding immunity 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2077 Sheep are not as fun as balls. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2078 You did remember the mint jelly. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
2079 Another hour and we should be immune 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2080 Look. Sheeps. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2081 Listen Marv, I’m just going to come out and say it. Sometimes I feel like a glorified babysitter. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2082 The good boys cried woof. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2083 Well, one of us has been unfaithful. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2084 I feel like the New Yorker does a lot of cartoon contests that feature sheep. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2085 Nonsense! You see as well as I do. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2086 Should we just sit here while they look contented? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2087 Ok, I'm sorry I said I like the Babe movie. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2088 Let’s wait a while longer. Godot is bound to come. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2089 Clearly, they’ve never herd of social distancing. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2090 Sometimes, I think they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2091 What sheep ? I don't see any sheep 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2092 Have you seen any wolves in here? I heard foxes were guarding the henhouses in Georgia. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
2093 OK - now what? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2094 Feelin' a little sheepish? Nudge, nudge, wink wink. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2095 Do you want to tell him, or shall I? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2096 Not all wolves are bad, you know. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2097 I’m really not sure this plan to sneak in early to get the vaccine is going to work, Barry. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2098 If you'll turn that little guy around we can finish our group photo. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2099 Face front, Sally. You're the reason we're having this workplace harassment training. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2100 I consider myself more of an influencer. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2101 The pups are looking more and more like me every day! 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
2102 I told you Rogaine would make our lives easier! 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
2103 Count them. It works better than sleeping pills. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2104 They just flocked to me! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2105 I can't get a read on you, but I say let's do it! I believe it's called a perm. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2106 Hey, I guess that I should tell you - I’m really a sheep in dog’s clothing. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2107 Every time I do a headcount I start getting sleepy. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2108 Don’t be sheepish about this. You’ll fit right in! 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
2109 Max was no longer amused by Maxine's sheep stories - filled with endless bahs and bleeps. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2110 Who do you think does their hair? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2111 Yeah, we only have seven of them facing the right way, but we'll tell the farmer that we have eight, since we rounded them up ! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2112 This whole being a “sheep” thing isn’t half bad, huh? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2113 "Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep." 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2114 I’m finding that these days, I’m identifying more and more as a rat terrier. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2115 Evolution sure has made our jobs a lot easier. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2116 Do you find it ironic that we eat Limited Ingredient Lamb dog food? 1.2703 0.05198 74 54 20 0
2117 What should we do about the Bernie voter? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2118 Don't you think we should tell them ourselves before they they hear it from someone else? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2119 Oh! Let’s round ‘em up anyway. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2120 You figure out which one is Dolly. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2121 Sheepdog does not come close to explaining what we do. I’d prefer “Director of Operations”. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2122 Maybe we can get sheared when they do. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2123 I’m headed for DC, looks like there might be a Major job opening at the White House soon. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2124 There's no charge. Just ask for the George Clooney cut. The Mamas love it. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2125 I heard that in New Zealand unemployment is consistently low in our field. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2126 I don't think they suspect us 1.2703 0.05198 74 54 20 0
2127 Are you sure they are all mine? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2128 I say let them herd themselves. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2129 What do you mean you want a paternity test? 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2130 They promised me squirrels. We got fleeced. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2131 Can you feel the shear excitement? 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2132 If it's a flock of sheep, why do we herd them? For a shepherd? Explain to me how English makes any sense. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2133 You're creeping me out. Please stop saying "baa", OK? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2134 You Okay? You look a little sheepish. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2135 Damnit, the black sheep got away again?! 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2136 Can you count this time? I can barely see and I keep falling asleep " 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2137 As long as you don't pay attention to the squirrels, we'll be okay. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2138 Should we adopt another one? 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2139 Be honest, when you're hungry, you recognize we have more in common with wolves than sheep. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2140 How much longer till herd immunity? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2141 Is it wrong I want to taste one? Just a bite? 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2142 So you’re the new mouton cadet. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2143 Check out those sheep, dog! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2144 Dr. Nygaard said I just need to try to be more assertive, but I feel like they're my friends, you know....? 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2145 I think we are really fitting in! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2146 Now, if we could just find that Mary... 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2147 I say they're all Republicans. How about you? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2148 I'd count them, but I just had a nap. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2149 So, have you herd.... 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2150 The New Yorker wants me to say something funny, but I'm sure their readers have herd it all. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2151 I hate it that I can't tell them apart. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2152 # 1What happens in the meadow stays in the meadow 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2153 Just keep an eye out for anything that looks like organizing. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2154 I told you we should ask for directions. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2155 There you go acting all sheepish again. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2156 I told you we should have gotten a perm! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2157 Hairdressers have been closed for a while now, haven't they? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2158 ...I hope they know the difference between Mutton and Mutts! 1.2685 0.05113 108 86 16 6
2159 The problem is counting ‘em and staying awake 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2160 I hear that new technology is going to allow a shearing of middle management. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2161 Just ignore him. He's convinced he's the black sheep. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2162 Hey Fred. Did you fall asleep counting them again? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2163 Ok, they're in solid lump formation. Now let's start humming "Raindrops keep falling on my head..." to get them through the gate. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2164 Are you sure that one on your right is not a wolf? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2165 Me and you, Bud... We got herd 'em unity. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2166 Vaccine haircuts for everyone. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2167 Honey, you cannot rescue another sheep In this pandemic! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2168 Management expects us to keep track of inventory but the work puts me to sleep. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2169 There used to be 10. I haven’t slept in days. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2170 Pretty sure its wolf in SHEEPS clothing, not dogs. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2171 Sweetie, have you been cheating on me? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2172 So I overheard my owner saying he wants a new sweater. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2173 I always wondered how we look like with curls. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2174 Yeah, we’re called sheepdogs but truth is, I don’t know ewe from Adam. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2175 I thought ewe were counting them 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2176 Woof. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2177 Why are we called sheep dogs, but they aren’t called dog sheep? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2178 Do you think we are safe hiding here_ 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2179 So, you really think "one less sheep" will be noticed at bedtime? 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
2180 He identifies as rearward. 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
2181 I need an Ambien. Counting sheep just doesn't do it for me. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2182 Did we lose our token black sheep? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2183 Well, Fred, technically there's eight feet between us. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2184 Try it. It's fun. Say Baaa rk! 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2185 I guess I misunderstood what Sheep dog meant. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2186 I feel a bit sheepish. My kibble is lamb and rice. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2187 I thought perms went out decades ago! 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2188 Picture the floor after your last haircut. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2189 Don't look now but I think we've lost all perspective. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2190 I disagree--counting them is exhilarating 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2191 Time for diversity training? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2192 I heard that if you promise them a wall to keep out the black sheep, they'll follow you anywhere! 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
2193 'There's always a sheepish one in a group photo." 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2194 What do you mean 'work'? I thought this was a take-out line. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2195 You couldn't sleep either? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2196 After a while you start to look like them 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2197 They're having an argument, let's run for it 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
2198 Wool shrinks. We must be acrylic. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2199 Looks like perms are coming back. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2200 Are you sure I can’t have one for breakfast? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2201 I wanted to get close to my real passion - knitting. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2202 So what did you mean by “just friends”? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2203 Remember, they’ll never let you be one of them. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
2204 I don’t think he understands herd immunity. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2205 There are fifty-six of them by sheepdog year rules. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2206 Come on, you gotta be tired of dog food too. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2207 Who's the father? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2208 CAREFUL, I THINK THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS A WOLF! 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2209 What do you think? Are we blending in? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2210 And how are we supposed to guard them when we can't see forward? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2211 Remember your training and beware the power of the bark side. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2212 Who were you with three months ago? 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2213 Typical Christmas card group photo. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2214 I counted all eight of them and I still couldn't get to sleep. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2215 It's a little off but do you think it will work? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2216 How often do we need to tell Little Bo-Peep to leave them alone, and they'll come home? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2217 I said sheep’s clothing. Not sheepdog’s clothing. We look ridiculous. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2218 I love dressing like the locals. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2219 Everyone...look at the camera 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2220 I know you see me, but do you really SEE me 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2221 I’ve been having insomnia, any suggestions? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2222 Back-to-back Employee of the Month awards and NOW you are Mr. Serious? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2223 someone should talk to the NAACP about this 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2224 Herd any good ones lately? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2225 If we lay low we can get a free haircut. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2226 I think we need to get the flock outta here. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2227 Forget 23 and Me; your a sheep dog Jake! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2228 Quick! Wipe that sheepish smile off your face! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2229 We're not supposed to clean our ears with them, but it feels sooooo good. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2230 Someday, when they all run for office, they'll regret this blackface group photo. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2231 I've received a very lucrative offer from the mountain lions... 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2232 Hey Vincent, do you ever wonder if they dream when they are asleep? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2233 Major, I think we picked the wrong costumes 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2234 Little Bo Peep cut overtime. So ‘Leave them alone and they’ll come home’...Or not. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2235 I'm going to become a woof in sheep's clothing. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2236 This is the group that went to HR about bullying. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2237 This was too easy. Wait till they find out they're heading for the sweater shops. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2238 Tell Cottonball there at your right that her butt's gonna show in the promo shot for Sheepherder's Monthly if she doesn't turn around. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2239 Are you kidding me Dave?. WAKE UP!!!! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2240 Leading from behind, I love it. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
2241 I told you it's no big deal. We will do cats next. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2242 I don't think they should vote. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2243 It’s a great gig but watch yourself: it’s easy to fall asleep when counting sheep. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2244 If you need to fall asleep, it's better to take an Ambien. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2245 So two dogs and a bunch of sheep walk into a bar ... 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2246 Where's Mary? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2247 So how come none of them look like my uncle Harry? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2248 I’m telling you the fleas are coming from the sheep 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2249 Here's my flock! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2250 He’s in training to become a black sheep..the first step turning his back on us 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2251 I still think dressing alike for the family photo looks silly. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2252 We'll never fall asleep... 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2253 They complain that they’re sheep but I swear, they want to be herded 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2254 The fluff is tasteless and gets stuck in your throat. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2255 Ya think they're related? 1.2632 0.05085 76 56 20 0
2256 I feel somewhat sheepish. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2257 What are you doing after work? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2258 So many sheep, so little time !! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2259 I'm growing tired of the mattress sales pitches! 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2260 Start counting them and see if you don’t fall asleep too! 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2261 Really, we’re not so different. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2262 No problem Newt. They still think the election was rigged. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
2263 Looking for a good mint sauce recipe 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2264 I already have everything planned, I know who'll buy us the wool, just say yes 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2265 I say we quit this job and have lamb chops for dinner. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2266 Figure eight! Let's herd them into a figure eight! 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2267 Don't expect to pull the wool over my eyes with that old shaggy dog story! 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
2268 The trouble with sheep is they look so much alike that you can't tell 'em apart. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2269 I can't see jack... 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2270 They'll ask you to count them. Don't. It's a ruse to put you to sleep. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2271 We are going to the Capital. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
2272 Have we reached herd immunity? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2273 Oh sheep, ewe mean they’re not ours? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2274 They look a little sheepish to me! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2275 there is always the odd one 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2276 Today you be the wolf and I'll be the heroic sheepdog. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2277 Looks like we have a couple of sheep in woof’s clothing 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2278 Soon we will be replaced by 5G microchips 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2279 Duh, we can call my cousin, she's a border collie. Nah, she'll put US in the barn too! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2280 Don’t know about you, but I am NOT following Mary. Did it once...didn’t end well. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2281 Hey Roger, see Snowflake over there? Yeah, Bruce. What about him? He thought it meant, “Make America Grassy Again,” and voted for the other guy. Schmuck. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2282 ‘Keep your eye on #2, he could be trouble. Seems like a non-conformist.’ 1.2625 0.05409 80 63 14 3
2283 I'm not blind. Just tell me who their real father is. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2284 This whole 'wolf in sheep dog's clothing' idea just might work out. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2285 Let's walk these kids to school then check out the new Lassie they got for crossing guard. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2286 On your resume don’t say eight. It’s a ‘great big flock’ when no one is counting. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2287 I like to think of myself as a Sheep Educator and Security Consultant 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2288 I don't know about you, but I feel sleepy all day. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2289 We do it because it's either them or us. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2290 Feeling sheepish is their problem, not ours. 1.2619 0.06800 84 70 6 8
2291 I guess these sheep were in the jury that chose last week finalists 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2292 Why do they keep calling us variants? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2293 And that’s when I realized, I was the wolf in sheep’s clothing. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2294 I cannot wait for the groomer to open back up, with all this quarantine fur they're starting to mistake us sheepdogs for actual sheep! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2295 You count them, it makes me fall asleep." 1.2615 0.05493 65 48 17 0
2296 It's not politically correct, but at Easter I eat a lamb chop or two." 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2297 Hey get a load of the one on the left - what a babe! 1.2615 0.07683 65 54 5 6
2298 Looks like none of us were brave enough to shear ourselves at home, huh?” 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2299 I feel redundant. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2300 It’s not great money, but the wolf was at the door. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2301 Hey Dolly. Not sure this cloning thing is perfected yet. What think?!? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2302 Hey Ewe ! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2303 Four for each of us! Okay? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2304 They didn’t look this sheepish over video conferences.... 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2305 If only the dog groomers would reopen, I could actually see the things I’m supposed to herd. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2306 The vegetarian beef substitute tastes okay, but there's no way they can duplicate the taste of real mutton. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2307 Even after an eyebrow trim, they all still look alike. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
2308 I know they say you look just like your pets after a while, but I think it's that new conditioner. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2309 Can you believe what they're making out of poodles nowadays? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2310 I'm telling you, it taste just like chicken. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2311 What the...! Did you teach him mooning? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2312 Okay, this time you count them and I'll stay awake. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2313 You know Mama did play around a bit? 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2314 I don't think we look a thing like them. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2315 What if they know something we don't? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2316 From this perspective, they all look the same. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2317 At least they can see each other. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2318 Such small eyes. It’s a wonder they can see anything. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2319 « Actually, I disagree with Romer’s theories on integrating technological innovations into macroeconomic analysis. I mean, asif it was that easy, pal » 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2320 Ewe really pulled the wool over my eyes as well. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2321 They're strangely silent for cats.” 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2322 Must have been a gene mutation. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2323 Watch that one in front, he's pull the wool over your eyes. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2324 Don't they know dogs like mutton? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2325 Am I adopted mom? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2326 It’s the latest thing Max, HERD immunity” 🦠 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2327 Do you ever fall asleep counting them? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2328 I've been counting them four an hour, but I'm still not sleepy. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2329 Open you eyes, they're right in front of you! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2330 So,what do we do now? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2331 But in a topsy-turvy world, do you suppose they'd protect us? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2332 Haha they don't even notice 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2333 I had a great night Ronnie, but I can't work out which of them it was. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2334 I heard that counting sheep will help us get over that fence 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2335 Best way to get a free haircut. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2336 There’s something you’re not telling me. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2337 Wool gathering? Runner at 2 o'clock! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2338 I don’t know about you but I feel like I’m the one being watched 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2339 Dear, are you still awake? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2340 When do we let them travel again? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2341 I’m just saying, anatomically we are close enough... 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2342 Now you listen here... No, not ewe! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2343 So what’re you doing after the shearing? 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2344 Looks like you and the poodle were friendlier than you led me to believe 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2345 I'd count them for you but I keep falling asleep. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2346 What do you say we try teaching them to sniff each other's butts? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2347 How’s that covid haircut working out? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2348 Just act natural. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2349 These poodles really need a haircut. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2350 The questionnaire asked what do you identify as 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2351 I hear they’re shearing this week, do you want to make an appointment? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2352 I wonder if they know we're not vegetarians. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2353 So, we both agree that “Babe” was crap, right? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2354 Hope his wife keeps yapping, that fence looks really high. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2355 Doesn't it seem that our entire reason for being here is nothing but fluff? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2356 We are baaaad dogs! 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2357 They’re using the cheap conditioner, again. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2358 One more "herd" pun and you're dead! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2359 There's one in every flock. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2360 Seriously? You've never had mutton curry? Its to die for! 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
2361 Dom't let on that you know they're not really afraid of you 1.2586 0.08363 58 49 3 6
2362 ' Good news Bob! I hear the humans passed a 'shear relief' bill. Say goodbye to that quarantine scruff! ' 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
2363 All they all accounted for? Wake up, Chad! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2364 Do you have something to tell me?? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2365 The pay would be much better if we could do this with cats! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2366 I keep counting - I'm still awake. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2367 Keep your eyes peeled Ralph, I 've got a feeling one of these guys is gonna make a break for it. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2368 There is a difference between herding and leading Dear. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2369 Can you please count them? Every time I try I get drowsy. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2370 The trick to not eat so many that anyone notices. It's called pacing. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2371 The sheep's in the meadow, cow's in the corn. Where are the dogs in this equation? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2372 Looks like we know which one farted 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2373 Their hair salon must be closed too. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2374 I can't wait to find out whether we become yarn or mutton! 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
2375 Hey wake up! You tried counting them again, didn’t you? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2376 Honey, no counting 'til bedtime! 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2377 Shaun got it backwards again. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2378 Honey, of COURSE you're the father! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2379 I’ll Take the Fuzzy One! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2380 Good book, but I can't pronounce Proulx either. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2381 Their leader claims herd immunity. She wants masks off. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2382 Shouldn't we keep them 6 feet apart? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2383 This is a piece of cake. Ever try herding kangaroos ? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2384 I have counted all of them and I still can't sleep. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2385 It's always ewe, ewe, ewe. What happened to us? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2386 After the past administration- I’m about tired of the whole ‘following like sheep’ thing- what about you Buddy? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2387 Watch out, I think that one is trying to fleece you. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2388 I know I have hair in my eyes, but I still say something's not right about this litter. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2389 I’m beginning to wonder if we were adopted” 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2390 Woof in sheep clothing 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2391 The bad news is they may try to pull the wool over our eyes...the good news is I don’t think it’ll make much of a difference. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2392 What comes after eight, man? Oh no, I’m going to be up all night 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2393 Frankly, I think they should be called dog sheep. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2394 They’re not really mine .I’m just watching them for someone else. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2395 Just closing your eyes won’t work. You have to count the sheep while lying down.... 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2396 You still going to stick with that working late story? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2397 Did you eat the black sheep, when I was out? 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2398 Unless they spread out, there are going to be layoffs 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2399 A thousand a head and no one makes a peep. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2400 What is 10 minus 2 again? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2401 I feel that you have gotten us in with the wrong crowd 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2402 7 sheep can't be wrong,this movie's good! 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2403 It was better to herd them over Zoom. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2404 So he titled it “Catcher in the Rye” but I never felt he really understood what we do. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2405 I’m just saying... why is it never a sheep in wolf’s clothing? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2406 Rex, is it true that you're relocating to the corporate farm upstate? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2407 ''Did you clock in?'' 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2408 This now completes your training as a Sheepdog. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2409 Ewe or me? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2410 Maybe their 'baa' is worse than their bite. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2411 Isn’t it more fun when they’re running loose? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2412 Your side, your problem. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2413 A rebel sheep-- contradiction in terms, don't you think? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2414 Relax George, once you make the appointment they don’t even check. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2415 I think they figured out we are Labradoodles . 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2416 Oh, c'mon....this is shear bliss. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2417 Lamb shank again tonight? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2418 They’re making fun of you, I herd them 1.2568 0.07215 74 62 5 7
2419 No need to be so sheepish about this 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2420 Imagine if we were doctor dogs or pilot dogs. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2421 It is like looking in a mirror. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2422 This home schooling is driving me nuts! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2423 Let’s yell “WOLF!” and see what happens..... 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2424 If it weren't for you, I'd be having an identity crisis. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2425 I didn't sheep at all last night. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2426 Let’s graze with them and just see if they really embrace diversity. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2427 I love all of them. You chose. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2428 Nothing like a formal greeting. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2429 Have you ever thought about fate versus free will? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2430 When are you going to tell your parents that you want to be a seeing-eye dog? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2431 We’re just asking you to take a DNA test. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2432 How much longer should we keep Little Po Peep in suspense? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2433 Only one way to find out who the wolf is 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2434 Beatrice fell fast asleep, having counted all eight sheep 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2435 Asleep yet? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2436 This will be a party once the beer dogs arrive with their flock. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2437 Do you ever feel like a sheep in wolf's clothing? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2438 CALL BO PEEP! 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2439 Anytime I try to work out how many there are, I fall asleep. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2440 I’m just having a little off the top. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2441 Who farted? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2442 These sheeple will do just about anything you tell them to do. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2443 I still can’t tell. Are we guarding them or are they guarding us? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2444 "I know it gets lonely out here, but honestly she's not that into you." 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2445 Stop counting or you'll never be able to fall asleep tonight. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2446 They did say, In Vitro & Cloning are not mutually exclusive? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2447 I don't believe we're related, but I still don't think we should eat them. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2448 Lost count, fell asleep, and woke up at the crack of noon. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2449 I'd be ok with letting them wander around a little if someone would just cut our bangs. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2450 So I'm reading this great book: Release Your Inner Wolf. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2451 I never wanted to do this, I wanted to be a lion tamer 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2452 I didn’t sleep so well last night. I’m just couldn’t relax, counting sheep was too much like work 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2453 I kinda had a late lunch but I'd share one. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2454 Hey Bud, that sweetheart is eyeing you with a sheepish grin! 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2455 To be honest I just want to go home, but they always beat me 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2456 The party invitation said there would be herd immunity. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2457 I'm tellin' you, this whole 'wolf' thing is a hoax! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2458 OK Harry,I count Eight sheep,where are the other Four? We had a dozen yesterday. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2459 The one looking at you is the one I told you about. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
2460 At least we only have to guard nine sheep 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2461 Reminds me of certain groups of people! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2462 I don’t want to hurt them. I just wanted to herd them! 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
2463 Will you stop mumbling? Did you say eight or ate? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
2464 Ewe’s not fat, ewe’s just fluffy. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2465 Guess you could call us woofs in sheep's clothing. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2466 See I told you a little CBD would calm them down! 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
2467 I remember it as "Fully Wooly" by Sam Sham and the Pharoahs! 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2468 I think some of them are just in sheep's clothing. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2469 I was told we were going to the Rams game. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2470 Stop counting! You’ll never stay awake. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2471 They say one in eight sheep still believe he won the election and refuse to watch any news conferences. 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2472 In 1933 FDR gave us the New Deal. In 2021, Biden will give us the BF Deal! 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2473 I wonder what Ancestry.com says about this? 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2474 After we’re vaccinated, I’ll get a haircut and then, and only then, I say we count ‘em. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2475 Who wears it better ? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2476 Just tell them the wolf will pay for the wall 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2477 I think we need to recruit an Aussie cattle dog For this mob!! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2478 I'm feeling flocculent today! 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2479 Shouldn't it be Dogsheep? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2480 I keep wondering, why couldn't we have given birth to rugged, independent thinkers like ourselves?" 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2481 You fell asleep again, didn’t you? 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2482 Boss says no food or water after they get in line to vote. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2483 Is it my imagination or are they looking a little sheepish today? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2484 We can split one. Nobody will notice. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2485 I’m just glad to be done teleworking. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2486 Odysseus is under one of them. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2487 I hope you're sleepy 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2488 Remind me to never watch over Mary’s belongings again. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2489 ha, I knew it, you WERE with that curly headed Ewe down the road 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
2490 And then there were eight, face it George. I’m not buying that two of them went to Sephora for makeovers. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2491 Seen one, you’ve seen ‘em all. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2492 Sheep, dawg. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2493 How do they blink? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2494 Seriously, how do you tell them apart? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2495 Bah. Bah. No Black sheep?!?!? How politically incorrect, and wrong 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2496 Baaaaaaaaaaark! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2497 You said 'woof,' but they heard 'wolf.' 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2498 I could do this blindfolded. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2499 Then it's agreed. The next round of cuts will again exclude management positions. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2500 its like a bakers dozen, they wont know if one goes missing. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2501 So are we like Schnoodles and Labradoodles? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2502 Think they'll get the vaccine? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2503 OK, got the sheep, now how are we going to make them jump over the fence?" 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2504 How do you say 'MOVE IT!'?" in Lambese? 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
2505 Have you heard…” “Course I herd, I’m a sheep dog 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2506 Don’t feel embarrassed. We all do it. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2507 would they notice if one was missing? 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2508 OK, let's just eat the troublemaker on your right. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2509 It's harder to recognize them without their red MAGA hats. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2510 Do you ever wonder if maybe we’re abusing our power? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2511 I just don't see the analogy. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2512 She told me it happened the night I was drunk 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2513 Yeah, have to agree. I think they control us. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2514 They're sneaky - don't let them pull the hair over your eyes. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2515 If a turkey dog is a hotdog made from turkey meat, what does that make us? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2516 I don't want a haircut either 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2517 I'll give you treat if you can figure out which one of these is the wolf! 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2518 They are helpless, so I herd! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2519 Remember that orange sheep? Sometimes you gotta love the wolf 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2520 Oh, Ewe again. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2521 I'm just not sure this job is really challenging me. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2522 And another thing, don't count them... unless you're due for a nap. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2523 They kind of remind me of miniature marshmallows! 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2524 Are you kidding? Of course it's just like herding sheep! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2525 He acts like the black sheep of the family. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2526 What'd'ya say we go into town tonight and herd some cats? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2527 Do you think I need a haircut? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2528 When they get to “nine”, release the melotonin. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2529 are you sure? the last guy said he couldn’t count and i ended up working every night shift. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2530 The others said they'd be back in half and hour. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2531 Which one is the wolf in sheep's clothing? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2532 We can't take them anywhere, I don't have enough masks. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2533 Stop me if ewe'v herd this, but wool'd ewe baaa-lieve... 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2534 Sure, it's boring, but the bennies are sweet. 1.2526 0.05068 95 76 15 4
2535 Hey,Hey Floof,did you fall asleep again. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2536 How would I know if there were any missing? Dogs can’t count. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2537 Who pulled the wool over your eyes? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2538 I fall asleep just looking at them. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2539 Do we have to count them when we go to sleep? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2540 I wanted to be a show dog but failed my SAT. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2541 This flock ain’t big enough for the both of us. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2542 Name one politician who’s this good at getting cooperation. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2543 My advice is don't try counting them unless you want to get fired for sleeping on the job. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2544 Every time I count them, I fall asleep. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2545 You know I ate one once? Was constipated for a month. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2546 On my count. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2547 In my experience it's better to herd sheep than to be one. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
2548 1,2,3,4....zzzzzzzzzzz 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2549 Looks like you already counted them. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2550 Better than being a wolfhound. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2551 Can you watch ‘em for five minutes while I go take a leak? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2552 Well, my wife gets angry if I DON'T come home smelling like wool! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2553 I told you it was going to be a piece of cake. They're into herd immunity. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2554 If you're free later, wanna roll in some poop? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2555 ... five, six, seven, ei... 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2556 is this what you meant by going on the lamb? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2557 To them, we're always just going to be wolves in sheepdog's clothing. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2558 Hey Dave, you still awake? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2559 Do we have herd immunity yet? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2560 Working from home has its advantages, but sometimes it's so hard to unplug. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2561 I don’t get it. First they tell us to stop gathering and now they let them open the baaas. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2562 Let's play a round of "Fluffy Fluffy Marshmallows". 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2563 Sometimes I feel more sheep than dog 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2564 I hear they can't wait till the salons open. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2565 This is making me so sleepy. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2566 No, THEY are called Dog Sheep. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2567 Tell me again, do we herd them, or do they herd us? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2568 Does it ever concern you that the farmer might realize he doesn’t need the both of us? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2569 This job looks politically incorrect to me, or am I being too sensitive? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2570 They say we're close to herd immunity. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2571 I wonder who came first, them or us? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2572 They’re just giving us the run around. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2573 Jeez, I dunno, what IS the difference between "ovine" and "bovine? 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
2574 Do you think they're thinking anything ? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2575 Second star to the right and straight on till morning! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2576 There's only 8." "I thought you were counting. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2577 Watch it! They'll pull the wool over your eyes. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2578 We need to get the flock home 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
2579 You had one job.... 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2580 I keep falling asleep when trying to count our charges. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2581 I feel like we should belong here, but you know, I never really feel welcome. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2582 Something about this job makes me sleepy. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2583 How could you? We have our dignity to uphold! 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2584 Do you think they know we can’t see a thing? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2585 One word: "mutton". 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2586 We could claim them as dependents, they look just like us! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2587 Ba-by sheep, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2588 C'mon, man. You've never even tasted one? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2589 I'm considering switching to a trans-species sexual orientation. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2590 I guess I misunderstood what they meant when they said herd immunity 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2591 Makes you think though: which came first, the sheep or the sheep dog? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2592 Uh oh... I think they're trying to start a union. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2593 They elected him to watch us! 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2594 Since you're new here, we start you out with tiny sheep." 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2595 Management's expectation is to not fall asleep on the job. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2596 Since they got high-speed Internet access, they’re beginning to question our leadership. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2597 'Be alert! Remember the definition of a Sheep Dog. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2598 The ad said Chic Dogs! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2599 Who would have thought my insomnia problem would pay off?! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2600 Think of yourself less as a sheepdog and more of them as dogsheep. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2601 Stay on top of that dude on the right. Looks a bit arrogant. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2602 Think about it, we can train that one sheep to be the leader, then we can go on vacation. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2603 I don’t really know how to say this so I’m just going to say it. They offered me the cow promotion. I know how bad you wanted that job and I know you’re the one that told me about it, but it was open to everyone. I feel bad. Please don’t hate me. I’ll put in a good word for you. Fwew. I feel better. Do you feel better? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2604 Do you think I should get a perm? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2605 Is this the line for a haircut? Shear madness, Randy! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2606 My wool allergies are killing me 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2607 Hunnie, we’re going to get fired. Ethel is about to make a run for it. I told you three times this week you’re due for a trim. It’s like I’m talking to a wall. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2608 They’re Ewe-anon believers 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2609 Be a lamb and watch the floc while I get my COVID shot. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2610 I don’t know why they’re acting so sheepish around us 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2611 You have to herd them without counting them. Toughest part of the job, I tell you. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2612 When you said, "eight sheep," I thought you . . . 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2613 Looks like some of them gained the pandemic 15. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2614 Look at it this way, they’re good for insomnia! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2615 Can’t believe they are making us herd to get that immunity.” #thatswhatsheepsai 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2616 This should be enough for the power napper 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2617 When counting them doesn’t knock me out I just read their diaries 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2618 Tell her it's Ed Shearing 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2619 And YOU said you only go there at night to count them so you can sleep! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2620 Looks like ewe got turned around. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2621 There seems to be a trouble maker in every bunch these days! 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2622 Is counting sheep making you tired, too? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2623 They're great for cleaning out your ears 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2624 Can't you see, Sam, she has her eyes on you. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2625 So, the night you spent in the barn with that ram -- "just talking". You wanna confess now? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2626 I think this is what herd immunity looks like! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2627 Hey, we're fluffy enough. Let's blend in! 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2628 Which direction do you think this convergent evolution is going? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2629 I think they heard you say “UGG”. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2630 I did the hunting and gathering. You take it from here. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2631 I think it's the accent that's giving you away. 1.2469 0.04821 81 61 20 0
2632 These things keep putting me to sleep. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2633 I really prefer the stick method to the carrot. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2634 I have no idea how to tell them apart, do you? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2635 Sheila, I want a divorce. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2636 Our hair stylist would have a field day. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2637 You may be a working dog, but I’m a talking dog, and I think we both need to bark. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2638 You stuck, too? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2639 Shift's over dude. Wanna grab a beer before you doze off? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2640 Take my word for it, they look just like you. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2641 I tried to count them, but I kept falling asleep before I got to them all. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2642 All of these were in D.C. on January 6th,but they say the two of us have to go back to Delaware because people are afraid of us at the White House? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2643 We are guards, not diners....Guards. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2644 I’m an insomniac too! 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2645 You'll never guess what I herd. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2646 There's always a sheep trying to be different in these group photos, I'm glad it hasn't happened this time 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2647 ...and then you place advertising IN the article. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2648 They say it’s a ‘dog eat dog world’ but these sheep look pretty tasty 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2649 What should we have for supper? Mary had a little lamb. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2650 I love sheep so much I promised to marry one, but convinced her that 5 year engagements are typical. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2651 I'm so bored. Let's chase 'em off a cliff. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2652 Will we be sheared too, do you think? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2653 They're looking a little more sheepish today. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2654 By the way, wasn't that 'you-know-what' just delicious with the mint sauce? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2655 Wait, what are we supposed to do? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2656 For dinner, I was thinking l-a-m-b-c-h-o-p-s again. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2657 They always want protection around Eastertime. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2658 Do you like to knit? There seems to be an abundance of yarn here, 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2659 If only they'd gambol a little. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2660 Dressed as sheep dogs was a good idea 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2661 Are these guys pulling the wool over our eyes or do we just need haircuts? 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2662 Last night, on guard, I was to be disquised as the decoy, but I am morally opposed to doing blackface. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2663 I’m a huge fan of your work! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2664 . So they said kids will go back to school next month. Not soon enough. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2665 Is this the ticket-holders' line? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2666 I hope you can get to sleep quick. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2667 You clearly missed the memo on diversity and inclusion. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2668 Always keep them between you and the wolf. Gives you time to run. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2669 Remember, pick your battles. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2670 Why do they get sheared, but we can't get our bangs trimmed? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2671 I heard you. The wolves are coming. But can you just for once let me enjoy what it feels like to be at the top of the food chain?? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2672 Oh, Millie...so that's what happened when you went on vacation! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2673 So are you a dog on the lam or a lamb putting on the dog? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2674 Remember to stop at the end of the cliff. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2675 ain't seen that black sheep dude but heard he's pretty baaaad. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2676 Shep, I think I've achieved herd immunity! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2677 Cut your hair and you, too, can become a world class herder! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2678 I tasted mint jelly at Costco 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2679 I understand your rationale but I still want a DNA test. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2680 They don't know you're not a sheep dog so lighten up. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2681 So, you say I'm Sheepish? Is that an insult, or a compliment. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2682 Yes, we have a minion. No one has to know that sheepdogs aren’t actually sheep. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2683 I never thought our kids would look like this! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2684 Stop counting! We're essential workers. No naps allowed! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2685 Their ‘baa’ is worse than their bite. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2686 So this is your first security gig? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2687 Don't do what I think you're going to do, to fall asleep tonight. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2688 Honey, have you noticed that none of the kids look like me? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2689 Our fan club is growing 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2690 Labradoodle, Bernadoodle, Goldenbdoodle, I say we go make some Sheepadoodles! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2691 Oh Fred, you fall asleep every time you get to eight... 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
2692 ...and a DNA certificate showing they descended from Bo Peep's flock. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2693 Don't forget under that innocent looking fluffy white exterior harbors the scheming soul of an unrelenting grass eating herbivore. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2694 What was it we're supposed to do? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2695 Feels so good to no longer do this over Zoom. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2696 I know it sounds crazy but underneath all that fluffy cuteness they're pure lamb chop ! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2697 Why am I worried? Demand for wool is way down. They're looking to move these sheep to a low cost country. And, have you seen there is a robotic dog? Used to be you put in your four and a half years and retire. Not anymore. That's why. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2698 Which ones are mine? 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
2699 Do you think we could get them to do the Electric Slide? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2700 The one on the far right is not all that innocent. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2701 Easter dinner, anyone? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2702 They’re not moving until we explain the meaning of herd immunity. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2703 Zoom herding was so much easier! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2704 Are you sure we're not a designer breed of sheep plus dog? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2705 Watch out. I'm pretty sure the one by your right forepaw is about to make a break for it. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2706 Actually,it's only a day job. I'm trying to focus on my acting career. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2707 Your bangs look terrible! I wish we could all get a trim before the Zoom meeting. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2708 Yeah, you solved your insomnia problem, but what we do with these sheep? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2709 I can’t wait for the groomers to reopen. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
2710 Did you hear, Mary got quarantined...again! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2711 New hairdo, Cruz? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2712 I know you’re not really into this, but how many times will we be in Homophone Heaven. We get to tell Mom we ate eight. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2713 Hello darling, woolgathering?"(Apologies to James Thurber. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2714 I don’t know what they want - I can barely see anything. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2715 I don’t care what CEO says, we should join their union 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2716 My Swedish cousin says lemmings are so much less work. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2717 If you keep your mouth shut, we can blend in. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2718 Get the flock out of here. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2719 And then, Walt Disney said... 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2720 Why don’t we just eat them? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2721 It's just not the same since that wolf came down with Covid... 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2722 I took their phones away. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2723 If I don’t take this job now, I may never get another chance to heard cats. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2724 Maybe we're the ones that need finding? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2725 We better scram before they shave us too! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2726 I know I have too many, but I'm having a hard time figuring out which one brings me joy. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2727 Should we give them the stimulus? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2728 Eight is great but I need more to fall asleep. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2729 It’s easy to fall asleep on the job. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2730 ‘How do they get their perms to stay so damn curly?’ 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2731 So, what exactly is a Sheepdog, anyway? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2732 Do I look Australian to you? Let them herd themselves, 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2733 Why couldn't we be called Beach Dogs? 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2734 How much longer do you think we can pull the wool over their eyes? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11