Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
4B wants you to make her husband disappear. |
1.9260 |
0.01119 |
5163 |
1875 |
1795 |
1493 |
1 |
Linda quietly deletes “magic moments” from her dating profile. |
1.8749 |
0.01312 |
3780 |
1496 |
1261 |
1023 |
2 |
[Texting]...he poured me a glass of wine, took me out onto his balcony and said 'this is where the magic happens.' " |
1.8653 |
0.01119 |
5078 |
2003 |
1756 |
1319 |
3 |
put me back in the hat, man, I hate seeing them in cages like this |
1.8620 |
0.01769 |
2065 |
829 |
692 |
544 |
4 |
You pulled ahead of "guy banging on a pot" but "couple making love with the drapes open" is still way ahead. |
1.8532 |
0.01209 |
4346 |
1745 |
1494 |
1107 |
5 |
No, he's still working from home. |
1.8445 |
0.01266 |
3575 |
1345 |
1441 |
789 |
6 |
Can't talk now. We're entertaining the neighbors. |
1.8341 |
0.01244 |
3695 |
1414 |
1480 |
801 |
7 |
They’re not impressed. They say Mr. Renault two balconies below us is juggling three penguins and a brick of Gorgonzola. |
1.8319 |
0.01088 |
5311 |
2191 |
1822 |
1298 |
8 |
It's Tom's way of telling everyone I'm pregnant. |
1.8300 |
0.01058 |
5805 |
2462 |
1868 |
1475 |
9 |
4A wants to know if you can do a Zoom bar mitzvah at 6. |
1.8298 |
0.01229 |
3901 |
1538 |
1489 |
874 |
10 |
Honey, check it out! Everyone’s tweeting about some magician with his fly down. |
1.8265 |
0.01342 |
3597 |
1546 |
1136 |
915 |
11 |
Ok now it’s 28% let him go, 26% put him back, and, oh my god, 27% add onions and some red wine for a stew. |
1.8196 |
0.01406 |
3166 |
1328 |
1081 |
757 |
12 |
How was I to know? His profile said, "I love exploring new heights and sharing magical evenings." |
1.8165 |
0.01317 |
3466 |
1418 |
1266 |
782 |
13 |
For my next and most difficult trick, I will make her put down the phone. |
1.8159 |
0.01696 |
2167 |
911 |
744 |
512 |
14 |
Impressive, Jack. But not what I envisioned
when you asked me over for "an evening of pure magic." |
1.8130 |
0.01876 |
1631 |
649 |
638 |
344 |
15 |
The good news is you're trending.
The bad news is the hashtag is bunnylivesmatter. |
1.8093 |
0.01268 |
3918 |
1679 |
1307 |
932 |
16 |
The Johnsons would like to know if we've seen their rabbit. |
1.8080 |
0.01139 |
4829 |
2066 |
1624 |
1139 |
17 |
Now they want you to make Marjorie Taylor Greene disappear. |
1.8064 |
0.02117 |
1477 |
659 |
445 |
373 |
18 |
You’ve got three likes. The ‘Free the Rabbit’ GoFundMe has $17,000. |
1.8002 |
0.01370 |
3178 |
1329 |
1155 |
694 |
19 |
Good work! You're outpolling the flasher on the twelfth floor. |
1.7985 |
0.01257 |
3752 |
1566 |
1376 |
810 |
20 |
You’ve gotten 632 likes on Instagram and a cease and desist order from PETA. |
1.7982 |
0.01268 |
3572 |
1461 |
1372 |
739 |
21 |
Keep holding it there. The reception is perfect. |
1.7978 |
0.01625 |
2216 |
917 |
830 |
469 |
22 |
I get more bars when you move the rabbit ears to the right. |
1.7978 |
0.01222 |
3951 |
1645 |
1460 |
846 |
23 |
Be under no illusions darling, they'll watch anything right now. |
1.7953 |
0.01404 |
2911 |
1194 |
1119 |
598 |
24 |
15 likes, and a comment from your dad,”get a job!”. |
1.7905 |
0.01334 |
3280 |
1372 |
1223 |
685 |
25 |
You've got two million followers, Frank, but most of them are rabbits. |
1.7886 |
0.01160 |
4797 |
2163 |
1485 |
1149 |
26 |
Anyone can put the rabbit INTO the hat, David. |
1.7883 |
0.01802 |
1856 |
797 |
655 |
404 |
27 |
I'll be darned... it seems jiggling the rabbit ears does improve everyone's reception. |
1.7854 |
0.01362 |
3234 |
1391 |
1146 |
697 |
28 |
You have 73 Likes and one warning from the ASPCA. |
1.7838 |
0.01602 |
2123 |
857 |
868 |
398 |
29 |
You've gotten two "Like"s and a dozen "Jump"s. |
1.7804 |
0.01455 |
2955 |
1320 |
964 |
671 |
30 |
They do know this is a cooking show, right? |
1.7786 |
0.01455 |
2963 |
1330 |
959 |
674 |
31 |
They say they would be more impressed if you'd pull a vaccination appointment out of that hat. |
1.7765 |
0.01536 |
2608 |
1159 |
873 |
576 |
32 |
Another fabulous day with my husband, the Great Quarantini. |
1.7691 |
0.01486 |
2642 |
1146 |
960 |
536 |
33 |
Still no signal... move it to the left. |
1.7678 |
0.01420 |
2967 |
1312 |
1032 |
623 |
34 |
The magic trick everyone is asking about is how we got an apartment with this amazing terrace." |
1.7647 |
0.01467 |
2609 |
1111 |
1001 |
497 |
35 |
It doesn't say what to do next. |
1.7606 |
0.01677 |
2105 |
935 |
739 |
431 |
36 |
Text from Apartment 6-C, Murray. Your fly is open. |
1.7603 |
0.01892 |
1702 |
771 |
568 |
363 |
37 |
They're all suggesting you make yourself disappear. |
1.7578 |
0.01580 |
2432 |
1104 |
813 |
515 |
38 |
That's easy, now try pulling a tanker out of the Suez |
1.7577 |
0.01898 |
1758 |
821 |
542 |
395 |
39 |
They need more than a magic trick. Tell them a joke! Here's one: a priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo". |
1.7572 |
0.02179 |
1396 |
673 |
389 |
334 |
40 |
When you said "dinner and a show"
I had high hopes. |
1.7565 |
0.01864 |
1540 |
645 |
625 |
270 |
41 |
Your mother says she still wishes you had gone to medical school |
1.7542 |
0.01598 |
2274 |
1008 |
817 |
449 |
42 |
They all want you to make the last twelve months vanish. |
1.7541 |
0.01774 |
1850 |
822 |
661 |
367 |
43 |
If you hold me over the edge again, I’m going to crap in your hat. |
1.7512 |
0.01723 |
2154 |
1023 |
644 |
487 |
44 |
You got forty-three “likes”and two recipes |
1.7440 |
0.01751 |
1902 |
860 |
669 |
373 |
45 |
You have 19 likes and two recipes for rabbit stew. |
1.7409 |
0.01834 |
1814 |
849 |
586 |
379 |
46 |
The dinner date is going okay, but my sense is he is more focused on his career right now. |
1.7385 |
0.01776 |
1717 |
748 |
670 |
299 |
47 |
Most people's reactions are they think I should date someone else." |
1.7384 |
0.01828 |
1724 |
781 |
613 |
330 |
48 |
Starved for entertainment, the neighborhood decides to watch Marvin’s unremarkable trick of putting a rabbit into a hat. |
1.7331 |
0.01937 |
1600 |
789 |
467 |
344 |
49 |
The rabbit's "Go Fund Me Page" has reached $10,000 |
1.7292 |
0.01946 |
1488 |
675 |
541 |
272 |
50 |
I just got a text. Your fly is open. |
1.7270 |
0.02044 |
1436 |
680 |
468 |
288 |
51 |
Martha,I thought you said my blind date was a musician! |
1.7268 |
0.01958 |
1446 |
652 |
537 |
257 |
52 |
Arnold, this is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a magical evening together. |
1.7255 |
0.01946 |
1406 |
620 |
552 |
234 |
53 |
So far you've received three "awesome", five "we've called PETA" and sixteen "jump!" |
1.7210 |
0.02099 |
1312 |
613 |
452 |
247 |
54 |
This looks a little ominous; you have an impressive 255 likes, but I see a GoFundMe account just popped up for the rabbit. |
1.7151 |
0.02135 |
1225 |
566 |
442 |
217 |
55 |
Nothing for you, but the rabbit has 500 followers and a crowd-sorced liberation campaign. |
1.7137 |
0.02277 |
1184 |
581 |
361 |
242 |
56 |
The most popular comment says 'your fly is open'. |
1.7120 |
0.02283 |
1163 |
568 |
362 |
233 |
57 |
Now they want to see you disappear. |
1.7071 |
0.02341 |
1079 |
523 |
349 |
207 |
58 |
Two neighbors are impressed, three say they know how you did it, and seventeen of them have notified PETA. |
1.7041 |
0.02416 |
1034 |
510 |
320 |
204 |
59 |
The request on social media is to make Trump disappear. |
1.7023 |
0.02435 |
1021 |
511 |
305 |
205 |
60 |
They're wondering if you can make the pigeons disappear. |
1.7001 |
0.02423 |
987 |
478 |
327 |
182 |
61 |
27 likes, 3 threats from PETA members, and 2 people who want to adopt the rabbit |
1.6995 |
0.02342 |
975 |
451 |
366 |
158 |
62 |
I'm getting messages that your fly is open. |
1.6990 |
0.02471 |
970 |
477 |
308 |
185 |
63 |
The neighbours say holding it higher improves the signal |
1.6970 |
0.02838 |
693 |
330 |
243 |
120 |
64 |
It had been so long since anyone had seen a man wearing a suit. |
1.6939 |
0.02443 |
905 |
425 |
332 |
148 |
65 |
Fifty-four likes and twenty requests for me to take my top off. |
1.6933 |
0.02534 |
900 |
440 |
296 |
164 |
66 |
Desperate for a vaccine, Charles continued his campaign to prove magicians are essential workers. |
1.6909 |
0.02527 |
838 |
396 |
306 |
136 |
67 |
You're right, people will watch anything that isn't ZOOM. |
1.6901 |
0.02450 |
868 |
402 |
333 |
133 |
68 |
Thanks to Covid, you finally have an audience! |
1.6893 |
0.02446 |
882 |
412 |
332 |
138 |
69 |
I'd be more impressed if you made our waiter appear. |
1.6876 |
0.02551 |
842 |
403 |
299 |
140 |
70 |
Looks like six more weeks of Easter! |
1.6867 |
0.02754 |
747 |
365 |
251 |
131 |
71 |
See? And you said you couldn’t work from home. |
1.6861 |
0.02549 |
841 |
403 |
299 |
139 |
72 |
Could you make another drink appear dear? |
1.6856 |
0.02504 |
827 |
385 |
317 |
125 |
73 |
No, no mention of you, but the rabbit is trending, #freetherabbit, #bunnyexploitation, |
1.6838 |
0.02710 |
816 |
414 |
246 |
156 |
74 |
Now change it back into a roll of toilet paper, please. |
1.6835 |
0.02727 |
812 |
414 |
241 |
157 |
75 |
The twins in 4D want you to guess what they’re thinking, the entire third floor suggested you saw me in half, but most would rather you make the governor just disappear. |
1.6832 |
0.02710 |
808 |
408 |
248 |
152 |
76 |
Yow!! The ransom is rising exponentially! Hang him over the edge again. |
1.6820 |
0.02805 |
783 |
405 |
222 |
156 |
77 |
They are asking if you know how to disappear. |
1.6815 |
0.02691 |
788 |
390 |
259 |
139 |
78 |
You call that magic? I just got a vaccine appointment! |
1.6790 |
0.02875 |
757 |
397 |
206 |
154 |
79 |
It has nothing to do with the rabbit. It's the sight of a man in a suit. |
1.6736 |
0.02804 |
717 |
357 |
237 |
123 |
80 |
He's right, the dating profile says literally a magical evening. |
1.6710 |
0.02719 |
696 |
331 |
263 |
102 |
81 |
42 likes, and one recipe for rabbit stew. |
1.6696 |
0.02886 |
693 |
352 |
218 |
123 |
82 |
Can you pull out a golden retriever puppy for 9F? |
1.6682 |
0.02853 |
672 |
332 |
231 |
109 |
83 |
Sorry, but I can’t find anything at all about how you put it back. |
1.6667 |
0.02872 |
660 |
326 |
228 |
106 |
84 |
So far, you have 2,138 "likes," and 13 reports to Animal Welfare. |
1.6609 |
0.02906 |
640 |
318 |
221 |
101 |
85 |
They want you to make yourself disappear. |
1.6602 |
0.02992 |
615 |
309 |
206 |
100 |
86 |
The kid in 3A wants his rabbit back. |
1.6578 |
0.03048 |
599 |
304 |
196 |
99 |
87 |
Well, you’re trending on Twitter, but you’re not going to like the hashtag. |
1.6546 |
0.03087 |
579 |
294 |
191 |
94 |
88 |
They want me to let you know your fly's down |
1.6537 |
0.02986 |
618 |
314 |
204 |
100 |
89 |
George is working from home now. How are the kids? |
1.6534 |
0.02937 |
577 |
289 |
205 |
83 |
90 |
There are a lot of suggestions on where to place the rabbit…none of them involving the hat. |
1.6528 |
0.03136 |
579 |
300 |
180 |
99 |
91 |
Remember what the judge said about pulling things out in front of neighbors. |
1.6510 |
0.03066 |
596 |
307 |
190 |
99 |
92 |
The couple in 3B say your fly is open |
1.6507 |
0.03040 |
607 |
313 |
193 |
101 |
93 |
Our first night out in a year and you just had to bring the rabbit. |
1.6479 |
0.03191 |
534 |
272 |
178 |
84 |
94 |
So cute, it says Peter Rabbit. Oh I got that wrong. Peta is coming for the rabbit. |
1.6455 |
0.03249 |
536 |
280 |
166 |
90 |
95 |
I'll distract them, you book the vaccine appointment! |
1.6454 |
0.03359 |
533 |
288 |
146 |
99 |
96 |
I guess people really have watched everything on Netflix. |
1.6454 |
0.03187 |
533 |
272 |
178 |
83 |
97 |
The rabbit already has over 1.2 million followers. You have 32. |
1.6448 |
0.03135 |
549 |
280 |
184 |
85 |
98 |
Interest in the rabbit is multiplying. |
1.6446 |
0.03048 |
574 |
291 |
196 |
87 |
99 |
Tomorrow you're booked on the rooftop two buildings down. |
1.6427 |
0.03012 |
529 |
255 |
208 |
66 |
100 |
Do a few more tricks. The boys have robbed almost all their apartments. |
1.6396 |
0.03436 |
505 |
274 |
139 |
92 |
101 |
Apparently, your fly’s open. |
1.6387 |
0.03239 |
537 |
283 |
165 |
89 |
102 |
This isn't what I meant by 'we need to bring back the magic.' |
1.6377 |
0.03230 |
494 |
249 |
175 |
70 |
103 |
To impress Nora, Erick knew he had to pull a rabbit out of a hat, but the concept of metaphor has always escaped him. |
1.6354 |
0.03460 |
480 |
257 |
141 |
82 |
104 |
The kid in Room 403 wants his rabbit back. |
1.6338 |
0.03432 |
467 |
245 |
148 |
74 |
105 |
and...according to 8B your fly is open. |
1.6337 |
0.03477 |
475 |
255 |
139 |
81 |
106 |
You realize once everyone is vaccinated, no one is going to watch this anymore, right? |
1.6320 |
0.03237 |
481 |
245 |
171 |
65 |
107 |
Zelda I will have to call you back, Harry is up to one of his old tricks again. |
1.6315 |
0.03328 |
464 |
236 |
163 |
65 |
108 |
Does the rabbit always have to be white? Its 2021, Phil. |
1.6311 |
0.03617 |
469 |
262 |
118 |
89 |
109 |
Not quite what I meant when I asked for a magical evening Derek |
1.6300 |
0.03414 |
473 |
250 |
148 |
75 |
110 |
After a long year, Janet texts her lawyer: Draw up the papers. |
1.6295 |
0.03551 |
448 |
240 |
134 |
74 |
111 |
Oops. I told everyone that you were going to pull a rabbi out of a hat. |
1.6293 |
0.03395 |
499 |
270 |
144 |
85 |
112 |
When you told me that our date tonight would be magical, I really expected something else. |
1.6291 |
0.03305 |
453 |
227 |
167 |
59 |
113 |
So far you've gotten eight Likes, and one person is live streaming this to PETA. |
1.6282 |
0.03010 |
546 |
296 |
166 |
84 |
114 |
Ladies and gentlemen...The Great Quarantini! |
1.6253 |
0.03432 |
459 |
242 |
147 |
70 |
115 |
Let me re-phrase that: Our relationship lacks chemistry, NOT magic. |
1.6247 |
0.03582 |
437 |
235 |
131 |
71 |
116 |
You can stop, dear. Kickstarter says we’ve got enough for this month’s rent. |
1.6242 |
0.03241 |
471 |
238 |
172 |
61 |
117 |
You have a dozen 'likes' and two calls from the SPCA |
1.6224 |
0.03452 |
429 |
221 |
149 |
59 |
118 |
Honey, you're trending! What do you think 'PETA' stands for? |
1.6218 |
0.03417 |
476 |
256 |
144 |
76 |
119 |
For your next trick could you make some wine appear in this glass? |
1.6210 |
0.03414 |
438 |
226 |
152 |
60 |
120 |
Your audience has grown significantly since you dropped the last bunny. |
1.6180 |
0.03579 |
445 |
244 |
127 |
74 |
121 |
Results are coming in. 23 thumbs up and one request for braised rabbit from Apartment 4C. |
1.6178 |
0.03282 |
437 |
218 |
168 |
51 |
122 |
Uh-oh - you're on PETA's live feed. |
1.6154 |
0.03458 |
429 |
224 |
146 |
59 |
123 |
The rabbit still has more followers than you. |
1.6150 |
0.03668 |
400 |
214 |
126 |
60 |
124 |
You do know the spectators are all cardboard cutouts? |
1.6143 |
0.03616 |
433 |
238 |
124 |
71 |
125 |
Can’t wait to see their expressions when you put it on the grille ! |
1.6143 |
0.03675 |
433 |
242 |
116 |
75 |
126 |
This is not what I expected when you said, "Let's do it on the balcony." |
1.6139 |
0.03606 |
404 |
214 |
132 |
58 |
127 |
Can you do that trick again? Someone just joined the meeting. |
1.6134 |
0.03595 |
388 |
201 |
136 |
51 |
128 |
Honey, they have binge-watched everything. You are all that's left. |
1.6111 |
0.03789 |
360 |
190 |
120 |
50 |
129 |
Most are giving you hearts and applause, but a few want to know what ever happened to your first wife. |
1.6070 |
0.03876 |
369 |
203 |
108 |
58 |
130 |
My bad - I staged this reveal thinking he was going to pull out an engagement ring. |
1.6063 |
0.03781 |
381 |
208 |
115 |
58 |
131 |
Ok, it belongs to Gloria in 9B. |
1.6061 |
0.03652 |
391 |
209 |
127 |
55 |
132 |
They'd like to see what you can do with all the pigeons." |
1.6051 |
0.03660 |
390 |
209 |
126 |
55 |
133 |
One said, 'That's amazing. I mean that you have a girlfriend.' |
1.6043 |
0.03837 |
374 |
206 |
110 |
58 |
134 |
It's for you, honey. It's the SPCA. |
1.6043 |
0.03621 |
422 |
233 |
123 |
66 |
135 |
This isn’t the magical evening she swiped right for |
1.6031 |
0.03657 |
383 |
204 |
127 |
52 |
136 |
Until the theatres open, this is as good as it gets. |
1.6006 |
0.03746 |
348 |
182 |
123 |
43 |
137 |
When he wrote “exhibitionist” in his profile, I didn’t think this was what he meant. |
1.6006 |
0.03834 |
348 |
186 |
115 |
47 |
138 |
And that's it for tonight's Local Talent! Next up, Tax Tips with Tanya in 22D. |
1.6000 |
0.03681 |
375 |
200 |
125 |
50 |
139 |
They have the rabbit pulling you out of the hat on You Tube. |
1.5990 |
0.03615 |
414 |
228 |
124 |
62 |
140 |
Ironically, Harold was unaware that the magic had gone out of their relationship. |
1.5989 |
0.03962 |
364 |
206 |
98 |
60 |
141 |
Ned...when I said the magic is gone from our marriage, this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.5983 |
0.03663 |
356 |
185 |
129 |
42 |
142 |
Alice instantly regrets asking, “What’s with the hat?” |
1.5983 |
0.03742 |
346 |
181 |
123 |
42 |
143 |
You've been Venmoed a 23-cent tip from Apt. B12. |
1.5976 |
0.03809 |
338 |
178 |
118 |
42 |
144 |
The guy in 5B wants you to saw me in half again. |
1.5976 |
0.03739 |
338 |
175 |
124 |
39 |
145 |
It would be a better trick if he was pulling it out instead of putting it in. |
1.5971 |
0.03861 |
340 |
182 |
113 |
45 |
146 |
Nine are applauding and one is sending a recipe for 'Wild rabbit slow cooked with rosemary, olive oil & garlic' |
1.5966 |
0.03635 |
409 |
226 |
122 |
61 |
147 |
The real trick is pulling money out of his wallet. |
1.5962 |
0.03639 |
369 |
197 |
125 |
47 |
148 |
Honey..it's a congratulations text from someone named Fudd.. |
1.5960 |
0.03932 |
354 |
197 |
103 |
54 |
149 |
Mrs. Rose from 21 says "do the one where you scream at each other" again... |
1.5941 |
0.03804 |
372 |
206 |
111 |
55 |
150 |
You've got 10,000 likes. The rabbit has a million. |
1.5927 |
0.03897 |
356 |
198 |
105 |
53 |
151 |
The up side of the pandemic is that you have a truly captive audience. |
1.5926 |
0.03913 |
324 |
173 |
110 |
41 |
152 |
You should see what's trending now. There's an idiot pulling a rabbit out of a hat, that's completely ignoring his date. |
1.5918 |
0.03843 |
365 |
203 |
108 |
54 |
153 |
How mad do you think they’ll be when they realize this is a BBQ? |
1.5917 |
0.04080 |
338 |
192 |
92 |
54 |
154 |
This one wants you to saw his wife in half. |
1.5915 |
0.03865 |
355 |
196 |
108 |
51 |
155 |
״Well it’s not your normal gender reveal.” |
1.5899 |
0.03980 |
317 |
171 |
105 |
41 |
156 |
Just a hare to the right! |
1.5899 |
0.03669 |
356 |
188 |
126 |
42 |
157 |
We've had a great number of 'old hat' remarks, a few animal cruelty complaints and one recipe for hasenpfeffer. |
1.5887 |
0.03788 |
372 |
207 |
111 |
54 |
158 |
The poll says next you should disappear. |
1.5886 |
0.04064 |
333 |
188 |
94 |
51 |
159 |
It's early, but you have more likes than death threats. |
1.5872 |
0.03766 |
344 |
184 |
118 |
42 |
160 |
You’re not going to believe this, but I just got an ad for top hats. |
1.5860 |
0.03930 |
343 |
191 |
103 |
49 |
161 |
Great. Now they want you to saw me in half! |
1.5852 |
0.03936 |
352 |
199 |
100 |
53 |
162 |
The ransom money just came through. |
1.5851 |
0.03903 |
323 |
174 |
109 |
40 |
163 |
If he pulled the rabbit out of the hat, does that mean we do or don’t have 6 more weeks of quarantine? |
1.5847 |
0.04022 |
313 |
171 |
101 |
41 |
164 |
I didn't think this was what you had in mind when you promised me a magical evening. |
1.5844 |
0.03956 |
320 |
174 |
105 |
41 |
165 |
Now comes the hard part: getting Democrats and Republicans to agree that it's a rabbit. |
1.5839 |
0.04058 |
322 |
180 |
96 |
46 |
166 |
Hi Mom. Tonight's date was a dinner and a show-off. |
1.5802 |
0.04122 |
293 |
160 |
96 |
37 |
167 |
If you haven't paid to see the show, I ask you to close the curtains. |
1.5802 |
0.03858 |
293 |
151 |
114 |
28 |
168 |
Hurry up, I just got word everyone’s power is back on. |
1.5784 |
0.04188 |
287 |
158 |
92 |
37 |
169 |
You have 47 likes and 32 reports to Animal Care and Control. |
1.5783 |
0.03975 |
313 |
171 |
103 |
39 |
170 |
13 channels live-streaming on Youtube and your fly is open. |
1.5782 |
0.04251 |
294 |
166 |
86 |
42 |
171 |
There are a dozen requests to saw the landlord in half. |
1.5779 |
0.04229 |
308 |
177 |
84 |
47 |
172 |
The woman in Apartment 54 wants her rabbit back. |
1.5777 |
0.04230 |
296 |
167 |
87 |
42 |
173 |
Here's a viral video of some idiot pulling a rabbit out of a hat on a balcony. |
1.5771 |
0.03854 |
350 |
196 |
106 |
48 |
174 |
He said he'd take me out for dinner and a show. |
1.5770 |
0.04001 |
305 |
166 |
102 |
37 |
175 |
He's right! We do get better reception with rabbit ears. |
1.5769 |
0.03903 |
338 |
191 |
100 |
47 |
176 |
The neighbors are texting they want you to saw me in half. |
1.5759 |
0.04408 |
290 |
169 |
75 |
46 |
177 |
How does my hare look? |
1.5723 |
0.04050 |
311 |
174 |
96 |
41 |
178 |
The guy across the street says your fly is down. |
1.5714 |
0.03969 |
322 |
180 |
100 |
42 |
179 |
You may be getting $50 for this gig, but the rabbit just earned $12,000 on his GoFundMe page |
1.5699 |
0.04205 |
286 |
160 |
89 |
37 |
180 |
The comments are positive, but lots of
questions about how a magician can afford outdoor space in Manhattan. |
1.5699 |
0.04242 |
272 |
150 |
89 |
33 |
181 |
Oh wait, it wasn’t recording. Do it again. |
1.5696 |
0.03952 |
316 |
175 |
102 |
39 |
182 |
I knew you had to be a magician to get this table. |
1.5696 |
0.03886 |
309 |
167 |
108 |
34 |
183 |
They all watched dumbfounded as Anne sat oblivious that her hare was out of place. |
1.5688 |
0.04311 |
269 |
150 |
85 |
34 |
184 |
Watch their faces when I throw it on the grill. |
1.5687 |
0.04373 |
313 |
190 |
68 |
55 |
185 |
You have 27,461 views and a pending lawsuit from PETA |
1.5686 |
0.03942 |
306 |
167 |
104 |
35 |
186 |
Umm, Klaus?...we are now getting requests that you make yourself disappear. |
1.5678 |
0.03802 |
317 |
173 |
109 |
35 |
187 |
While the neighborhood watched the magician he focused on the action in apartment 3b. |
1.5678 |
0.04103 |
273 |
149 |
94 |
30 |
188 |
It isn’t you they’re excited about, dear. The rabbit has 4 million followers on Instagram. |
1.5661 |
0.04381 |
295 |
175 |
73 |
47 |
189 |
The kid on the top floor saw you pull it from your coat sleeve. |
1.5639 |
0.04447 |
266 |
153 |
76 |
37 |
190 |
The rabbit un-friended you. |
1.5627 |
0.04583 |
263 |
155 |
68 |
40 |
191 |
For my next trick, please watch as my date disappears. |
1.5616 |
0.04090 |
276 |
158 |
84 |
34 |
192 |
The crowd was astonished to see Greg pull a hat out of his rabbit |
1.5606 |
0.04602 |
264 |
157 |
66 |
41 |
193 |
It's not about the rabbit Ivan. Your fly is open. |
1.5590 |
0.04358 |
288 |
170 |
75 |
43 |
194 |
This pandemic makes us all want to pull our hare out! |
1.5584 |
0.04560 |
274 |
165 |
65 |
44 |
195 |
They're requesting you 'Saw the lady in half'" |
1.5576 |
0.04153 |
269 |
148 |
92 |
29 |
196 |
Third floor is giving rave reviews! 2C is calling PETA! |
1.5563 |
0.04205 |
284 |
162 |
86 |
36 |
197 |
You're the only live entertainment in all of New York City. |
1.5560 |
0.04394 |
268 |
155 |
77 |
36 |
198 |
The magician slowly pulled the socially distanced rabbit out of the hat. The crowd gasped... the rabbit was not wearing a mask. |
1.5551 |
0.04452 |
245 |
138 |
78 |
29 |
199 |
2B wants to know if you’re available for virtual bar mitzvahs |
1.5548 |
0.04017 |
310 |
177 |
94 |
39 |
200 |
The real trick is getting him to put the toilet seat down |
1.5548 |
0.04420 |
283 |
169 |
71 |
43 |
201 |
The rabbit is not playing well. They're saying you should saw me in half. |
1.5547 |
0.03812 |
274 |
160 |
83 |
31 |
202 |
Most of them want you to conjure up some toilet paper. |
1.5542 |
0.03969 |
323 |
189 |
91 |
43 |
203 |
For my next trick I will get my partner to put down her phone. |
1.5534 |
0.04633 |
262 |
158 |
63 |
41 |
204 |
On second thoughts I’ll have the lobster. |
1.5534 |
0.04594 |
253 |
149 |
68 |
36 |
205 |
It’s street magic performed at a higher level. |
1.5531 |
0.04271 |
273 |
156 |
83 |
34 |
206 |
#HareTodayGoneTommorow is trending, Harry! |
1.5514 |
0.04482 |
243 |
138 |
76 |
29 |
207 |
Next, they want you to saw me in half. |
1.5504 |
0.04425 |
258 |
149 |
76 |
33 |
208 |
They're asking how long it took you to get the rabbit after you ordered it. |
1.5480 |
0.04462 |
250 |
144 |
75 |
31 |
209 |
‘For your next trick they’re asking you to open indoor dining.’ |
1.5480 |
0.04315 |
250 |
140 |
83 |
27 |
210 |
Can you make the rest of this date disappear? |
1.5475 |
0.04363 |
263 |
152 |
78 |
33 |
211 |
I swear to God, Martha. I'll do it. I'll kill this rabbit in front of all these witnesses unless you put your phone down. |
1.5474 |
0.04455 |
285 |
174 |
66 |
45 |
212 |
You know the only reason they're watching is because you've dropped the last 3 over the edge. |
1.5465 |
0.04594 |
258 |
155 |
65 |
38 |
213 |
Someone in 308b says she knows how you did it. |
1.5461 |
0.04103 |
271 |
151 |
92 |
28 |
214 |
B. Rabbit wasn't quite sure whether he was going to be the main event or the main course. |
1.5448 |
0.04270 |
268 |
154 |
82 |
32 |
215 |
They’re Tweeting PETA. |
1.5447 |
0.04406 |
257 |
149 |
76 |
32 |
216 |
The consensus is you should put down the rabbit and pay attention to that babe next to you. |
1.5439 |
0.04502 |
239 |
137 |
74 |
28 |
217 |
And for the truly grand finale, ladies and gentlemen, I am going to pull a vaccine appointment out of this hat! |
1.5437 |
0.04543 |
252 |
149 |
69 |
34 |
218 |
Your Yelp rating just went up a hare. |
1.5428 |
0.04355 |
269 |
158 |
76 |
35 |
219 |
CNN says crazed lunatic holds bunny hostage atop high rise |
1.5425 |
0.04541 |
247 |
145 |
70 |
32 |
220 |
Honey, it's not you, they've been stuck indoors for a year. |
1.5422 |
0.04836 |
225 |
134 |
60 |
31 |
221 |
You’re trending on Instagram with your fly unzipped |
1.5420 |
0.04344 |
262 |
152 |
78 |
32 |
222 |
The guy on the next roof is making an elephant disappear. |
1.5417 |
0.03770 |
288 |
155 |
110 |
23 |
223 |
It's my mother, wondering whether you've found a real job yet. |
1.5409 |
0.04303 |
257 |
147 |
81 |
29 |
224 |
Okay, I’ve found the live feed, and they aren’t watching your act. Lady Gaga is hanging her laundry out to dry one floor below us. |
1.5409 |
0.04268 |
257 |
146 |
83 |
28 |
225 |
Hold it higher so I get four bars. |
1.5407 |
0.04445 |
246 |
142 |
75 |
29 |
226 |
You’re trending on Pandemic’s Got Talent! |
1.5405 |
0.04190 |
259 |
148 |
83 |
28 |
227 |
The real magic trick is that our studio apartment has an outdoor patio. |
1.5403 |
0.03949 |
298 |
169 |
97 |
32 |
228 |
The lady in 17B wants you to saw me in half. |
1.5394 |
0.04665 |
241 |
144 |
64 |
33 |
229 |
The tortoise is still getting more "likes." |
1.5381 |
0.04005 |
223 |
139 |
58 |
26 |
230 |
I have $40 from apartment 35D, can I get $45.......ok $45 from apartment 36F, how about $50? |
1.5371 |
0.03814 |
229 |
144 |
59 |
26 |
231 |
Some idiot is trending on Twitter for doing magic tricks on his balcony. |
1.5370 |
0.04151 |
270 |
154 |
87 |
29 |
232 |
Honey, title this one ‘Bad Hare Day’ just in case I drop it. |
1.5367 |
0.04101 |
259 |
144 |
91 |
24 |
233 |
Oh great. 6 more weeks of pandemic. |
1.5365 |
0.04343 |
233 |
130 |
81 |
22 |
234 |
If he pulls cash outta there, marry him. |
1.5351 |
0.04708 |
228 |
135 |
64 |
29 |
235 |
‘Now that I have your attention, I’d like to speak with you about your car’s extended warranty.’ |
1.5350 |
0.04526 |
243 |
143 |
70 |
30 |
236 |
The neighbors all agree: The real magic was her agreeing to date you in the first place. |
1.5342 |
0.04897 |
219 |
132 |
57 |
30 |
237 |
It doesn't mean you're going viral. It means they're bored. |
1.5339 |
0.04373 |
221 |
122 |
80 |
19 |
238 |
#LetTheBunnyLive soon began trending. |
1.5339 |
0.04704 |
236 |
142 |
62 |
32 |
239 |
You're trending on PETA's Most Wanted. |
1.5336 |
0.04788 |
223 |
133 |
61 |
29 |
240 |
Well, this isnt the Easter service I expected. |
1.5333 |
0.04492 |
240 |
140 |
72 |
28 |
241 |
They say rabbits are old hat. They want to know when you can pull out their vaccine appointments. |
1.5328 |
0.04419 |
259 |
154 |
72 |
33 |
242 |
Most of the tweets say 'Jump!' |
1.5325 |
0.04782 |
231 |
140 |
59 |
32 |
243 |
I'd be more impressed if he could pull 12,000 Georgia votes out of that hat. |
1.5321 |
0.04599 |
265 |
165 |
59 |
41 |
244 |
You’re trending on Twitter, and I’m trending on Tinder. |
1.5312 |
0.04319 |
256 |
149 |
78 |
29 |
245 |
So now your mother wants to see me cut in half. |
1.5307 |
0.04355 |
277 |
168 |
71 |
38 |
246 |
I heard that if he sees his shadow, there’s only 5 months left of quarantine. |
1.5306 |
0.04462 |
245 |
144 |
72 |
29 |
247 |
He’s playing with his food again, Susan |
1.5304 |
0.04799 |
230 |
140 |
58 |
32 |
248 |
Text from me: Date should be over soon. Planning to top his trick by making myself disappear. |
1.5300 |
0.04933 |
217 |
132 |
55 |
30 |
249 |
Now, watch my wife make an entire bottle of wine disappear. |
1.5300 |
0.04933 |
217 |
132 |
55 |
30 |
250 |
Little Jimmy over in 8A wants his bunny back. |
1.5296 |
0.04499 |
253 |
152 |
68 |
33 |
251 |
Selling Magic Set so I do not kill my husband.
Includes 1 set of handcuffs, 1 deck of cards, 1 top hat, 12 bunnies.
FREE. |
1.5288 |
0.05051 |
208 |
127 |
52 |
29 |
252 |
Just as the Great Zando performed his finale, Lola finally got through to the vaccine website. |
1.5280 |
0.04715 |
214 |
125 |
65 |
24 |
253 |
You.ve got 27 likes and one"try it with a tiger" |
1.5274 |
0.04614 |
237 |
142 |
65 |
30 |
254 |
I told him that the only way he could save this date was by pulling a rabbit out of a hat. |
1.5270 |
0.04706 |
241 |
148 |
59 |
34 |
255 |
PETA calling, dear. |
1.5269 |
0.04374 |
260 |
155 |
73 |
32 |
256 |
Rabbit ears are useless, still no signal. |
1.5268 |
0.05108 |
205 |
126 |
50 |
29 |
257 |
You’ve got 57 likes and one warning from the SPCA. |
1.5259 |
0.04420 |
251 |
149 |
72 |
30 |
258 |
The lady in 3B says that's nothing. She popped out twin girls 5 years ago. |
1.5255 |
0.04929 |
196 |
115 |
59 |
22 |
259 |
Ok then it says ‘step 3: put rabbit...’ oh I’m out of battery. |
1.5244 |
0.04220 |
246 |
140 |
83 |
23 |
260 |
Honey, the internet has spoken. They're on the side of the bunny and you've been cancelled. |
1.5236 |
0.04346 |
254 |
150 |
75 |
29 |
261 |
10 Likes! Tomorrow the vote is to saw me in half! |
1.5233 |
0.05373 |
172 |
103 |
48 |
21 |
262 |
You got 17 likes and a notice from the Animal Humane Society |
1.5228 |
0.04751 |
197 |
113 |
65 |
19 |
263 |
Lets wait until dark before you barbeque it. |
1.5228 |
0.04557 |
241 |
145 |
66 |
30 |
264 |
They all still just want to know what happened to the first rabbit. |
1.5221 |
0.04223 |
249 |
143 |
82 |
24 |
265 |
Honey, so far your reviews are about your weird eyeballs”. |
1.5205 |
0.04637 |
219 |
129 |
66 |
24 |
266 |
You got 24 'likes', 3 'loves', a 'wow' and a lawsuit from PETA. |
1.5204 |
0.04606 |
221 |
130 |
67 |
24 |
267 |
Meanwhile, Helen wondered where all their magic went. |
1.5200 |
0.04806 |
200 |
124 |
51 |
25 |
268 |
City dwellers witness their first wild animal. |
1.5198 |
0.05071 |
202 |
126 |
48 |
28 |
269 |
Without a pandemic, you'd be nothing. |
1.5197 |
0.04238 |
254 |
148 |
80 |
26 |
270 |
Eleven likes and one complaint from PETA. |
1.5197 |
0.04572 |
229 |
136 |
67 |
26 |
271 |
The rabbit is getting more likes than you, dear. |
1.5192 |
0.04307 |
260 |
155 |
75 |
30 |
272 |
Who is PETA? She keeps calling you. |
1.5191 |
0.05970 |
131 |
77 |
40 |
14 |
273 |
This isn’t exactly what I meant by a magical evening for two. |
1.5185 |
0.04685 |
216 |
128 |
64 |
24 |
274 |
Only on comments so far: guy in 5C wants to know where you got the hat. |
1.5181 |
0.04262 |
249 |
145 |
79 |
25 |
275 |
It’s a call from PETA. |
1.5179 |
0.03821 |
224 |
137 |
67 |
20 |
276 |
So this is what he meant by, 'A magical evening?' |
1.5177 |
0.04532 |
226 |
133 |
69 |
24 |
277 |
All he did was put our daughter’s rabbit in the hat, bring it outside and pull it out. People will watch anything these days, as long as it’s not on ZOOM. |
1.5171 |
0.04377 |
234 |
136 |
75 |
23 |
278 |
You have ten likes but the rabbit has twenty. |
1.5171 |
0.04870 |
205 |
123 |
58 |
24 |
279 |
The guy on the third floor wants to know what happened to the blonde with the big hooters. |
1.5167 |
0.04848 |
209 |
126 |
58 |
25 |
280 |
He used to pull a cat out of the hat until, you know, the whole Dr. Seuss thing. |
1.5167 |
0.04648 |
240 |
148 |
60 |
32 |
281 |
Magician to spouse: If you won’t stop working during dinner, I won’t either. |
1.5167 |
0.04573 |
240 |
146 |
64 |
30 |
282 |
They're asking if you can pull out a vaccine. |
1.5165 |
0.04544 |
242 |
147 |
65 |
30 |
283 |
Venmo, PayPal, or Zelle to @savetherabbit. Phones close in an hour. |
1.5161 |
0.04498 |
248 |
151 |
66 |
31 |
284 |
Honey, they’re telling me it’s not a standing ovation - they’re just standing. |
1.5152 |
0.04460 |
231 |
136 |
71 |
24 |
285 |
Honey, you just have to see this YouTube video of a man on a balcony pulling a rabbit out of a hat... |
1.5140 |
0.04764 |
214 |
129 |
60 |
25 |
286 |
Mom, he said this first date would be magical, but you're not going to believe this" |
1.5138 |
0.05174 |
181 |
109 |
51 |
21 |
287 |
@OrangeGolfer wants to know what you can do with ballots. |
1.5132 |
0.05311 |
189 |
121 |
40 |
28 |
288 |
So far, you have 317 likes and three death threats from PETA. |
1.5129 |
0.04770 |
232 |
145 |
55 |
32 |
289 |
Does everyone have to know what we’re gonna have for dinner? |
1.5127 |
0.03749 |
236 |
145 |
71 |
20 |
290 |
Apartment 3G is vegan and asked if you can substitute carrots. |
1.5127 |
0.04553 |
236 |
143 |
65 |
28 |
291 |
I've given up on captioning New Yorker cartoons. It's easier to pull rabbits out of a hat! |
1.5124 |
0.05283 |
201 |
129 |
41 |
31 |
292 |
Tom! Come look at this live stream! Some guy just pulled a rabbit out of a hat at dinner and his wife hasn’t even noticed! |
1.5117 |
0.04827 |
213 |
130 |
57 |
26 |
293 |
Fifty-one percent voted to put the rabbit back in the hat. |
1.5116 |
0.04972 |
215 |
135 |
50 |
30 |
294 |
Carl, come look at this video of a man pulling a rabbit out of a hat. |
1.5116 |
0.04656 |
215 |
128 |
64 |
23 |
295 |
Most of the tweets say to never pick rabbits up by their ears. |
1.5107 |
0.04516 |
233 |
140 |
67 |
26 |
296 |
The landlord says he wants you to do your disappearing act. |
1.5105 |
0.05047 |
190 |
115 |
53 |
22 |
297 |
It’s a text from the ASPCA regarding how not to hold a rabbit. |
1.5102 |
0.04660 |
196 |
113 |
66 |
17 |
298 |
The real trick will be getting them back into the theater. |
1.5100 |
0.03467 |
249 |
153 |
75 |
21 |
299 |
Live from New York, it’s Monday Night. |
1.5098 |
0.04789 |
204 |
122 |
60 |
22 |
300 |
Falcondude21 in apartment 5L says if you hold still for another second he has a neat follow-up trick. |
1.5096 |
0.04770 |
208 |
125 |
60 |
23 |
301 |
Suddenly she understood why his online dating profile had promised a magical evening. |
1.5091 |
0.04712 |
220 |
134 |
60 |
26 |
302 |
The kid in 24A just told his mom how you did it. |
1.5086 |
0.05368 |
175 |
108 |
45 |
22 |
303 |
People want to know if you can pull a rabbit out of an app. |
1.5082 |
0.04954 |
183 |
108 |
57 |
18 |
304 |
Ok, you were right, everyone really is that bored. |
1.5079 |
0.05177 |
189 |
117 |
48 |
24 |
305 |
Some guy from across the street in apt 5A tweeted that he saw you pull the rabbit out of your pants and he sent a photo to prove it. |
1.5075 |
0.04719 |
199 |
117 |
63 |
19 |
306 |
They want to know if you can make Cuomo disappear. |
1.5068 |
0.04783 |
221 |
137 |
56 |
28 |
307 |
Why can't he pull a ring out of his pocket? |
1.5054 |
0.04559 |
184 |
103 |
69 |
12 |
308 |
Behold, rabbit! I made all the humans appear with their phones again! |
1.5053 |
0.05103 |
190 |
117 |
50 |
23 |
309 |
They’re all posting ‘now saw HER in half’. |
1.5050 |
0.04824 |
202 |
122 |
58 |
22 |
310 |
Yea, but can he pull a vaccine appointment out of that hat? |
1.5049 |
0.04840 |
204 |
124 |
57 |
23 |
311 |
I think the neighbours were more impressed when the rabbit pulled you out of the hat |
1.5048 |
0.04832 |
210 |
129 |
56 |
25 |
312 |
Hey Helen, take a shot of this; this guy is trying to get better reception adjusting the old rabbit ears! |
1.5042 |
0.04497 |
240 |
147 |
65 |
28 |
313 |
Finally, a captive audience |
1.5029 |
0.05118 |
175 |
105 |
52 |
18 |
314 |
Naomi Eckstein in 2B texts that the balcony railing must be hollow. |
1.5028 |
0.05200 |
177 |
108 |
49 |
20 |
315 |
Oh Honey, they think the rabbit is too white. |
1.5027 |
0.05092 |
185 |
113 |
51 |
21 |
316 |
Well the bids are up to $42 for the pet rabbit But you are getting $57 for the hat. |
1.5026 |
0.04663 |
189 |
109 |
65 |
15 |
317 |
I'll be impressed when you turn water into wine. |
1.5026 |
0.04711 |
193 |
113 |
63 |
17 |
318 |
Honey--they're watching a TikTok star on the balcony below us. |
1.5025 |
0.04930 |
199 |
122 |
54 |
23 |
319 |
Message on the neighbourhood chat; the new couple below us are having sex on their balcony. |
1.5023 |
0.04839 |
215 |
134 |
54 |
27 |
320 |
Now they want you to make the virus disappear. |
1.5000 |
0.04745 |
218 |
135 |
57 |
26 |
321 |
Only two "Likes" so far. Try pulling a hat out of a rabbit. |
1.5000 |
0.04668 |
220 |
135 |
60 |
25 |
322 |
Depresstidigitator: Noun. One who does magic tricks for depressed audiences trapped in their homes. |
1.5000 |
0.04819 |
208 |
128 |
56 |
24 |
323 |
One second Mom, he's just fixing his hare. |
1.5000 |
0.05101 |
168 |
107 |
41 |
20 |
324 |
For your next trick, see if you can pull a waiter out of that hat. |
1.5000 |
0.04739 |
204 |
123 |
60 |
21 |
325 |
Mostly disappointment after yesterday's rhinoceros. |
1.5000 |
0.05112 |
200 |
127 |
46 |
27 |
326 |
-That's definitively NOT the magic that is missing from our marriage, Harvey... |
1.5000 |
0.05185 |
186 |
116 |
47 |
23 |
327 |
You've gotten 2 likes, and 5 distress calls to PETA. |
1.4976 |
0.04506 |
209 |
123 |
68 |
18 |
328 |
Gary, look! One of our neighbors is live-streaming some dolt doing magic on a balcony. |
1.4976 |
0.04897 |
209 |
131 |
52 |
26 |
329 |
Jerry always dreamed of performing before a captive crowd. |
1.4975 |
0.04555 |
199 |
116 |
67 |
16 |
330 |
So far, it's five 'bravo', forty 'now make COVID disappear', and one 'free the bunny' |
1.4973 |
0.05219 |
187 |
118 |
45 |
24 |
331 |
And now...the Great Balconi ! |
1.4973 |
0.04769 |
183 |
107 |
61 |
15 |
332 |
This is your idea of a magic evening? |
1.4973 |
0.04954 |
183 |
110 |
55 |
18 |
333 |
Honey, a commenter just said you're holding the rabbit wrong. |
1.4947 |
0.03358 |
190 |
123 |
54 |
13 |
334 |
Sensing that the time had come to strike a palpable blow for authenticity, Mr. Cottontail – at long last – ardently loosened his bowels. |
1.4943 |
0.05203 |
174 |
107 |
48 |
19 |
335 |
Which way do I swipe to make this date disappear? |
1.4937 |
0.05293 |
158 |
95 |
48 |
15 |
336 |
This is getting way more likes than your tap dancing. |
1.4930 |
0.04828 |
213 |
134 |
53 |
26 |
337 |
i had no idea people were this desperate for entertainment |
1.4928 |
0.04656 |
209 |
132 |
53 |
24 |
338 |
So far, it's about 72% voting to drop the rabbit. |
1.4917 |
0.04806 |
181 |
107 |
59 |
15 |
339 |
Your wife wants to know if you're up to your old tricks? |
1.4916 |
0.04645 |
179 |
103 |
64 |
12 |
340 |
OK. Votes are in... twelve neighbors say ‘back in the hat’, one says ‘over the edge’ |
1.4915 |
0.05200 |
177 |
110 |
47 |
20 |
341 |
The real magic, of course, was everyone looking away from the phone in unison. |
1.4913 |
0.05028 |
173 |
104 |
53 |
16 |
342 |
Here's a simple one--just roast at 375 for one hour. |
1.4907 |
0.04617 |
216 |
135 |
57 |
24 |
343 |
2,300 Likes and one nasty note from PETA. |
1.4903 |
0.04603 |
206 |
124 |
63 |
19 |
344 |
Oops,your followers on social media are very disappointed: You mistakenly typed you were going to pull a "Rabbi out of a hat". |
1.4896 |
0.05221 |
192 |
124 |
42 |
26 |
345 |
It,s PETA. It,s for you. |
1.4892 |
0.04896 |
186 |
113 |
55 |
18 |
346 |
Nice, but now try to make the pandemic disappear. |
1.4882 |
0.05091 |
170 |
103 |
51 |
16 |
347 |
For my next act, I will push a rabbit into my hat. |
1.4878 |
0.05366 |
164 |
102 |
44 |
18 |
348 |
After a dozen magic books, ten cases of wine, three rabbits, and a year in isolation...look what Bob can do! |
1.4878 |
0.05225 |
164 |
100 |
48 |
16 |
349 |
The Great Quarantini |
1.4873 |
0.05368 |
158 |
97 |
45 |
16 |
350 |
Yes, he'll be here all pandemic. |
1.4873 |
0.04753 |
197 |
120 |
58 |
19 |
351 |
They want you to make Covid disappear. |
1.4869 |
0.05242 |
191 |
124 |
41 |
26 |
352 |
And then I had like twenty other friends who had literally never heard of a gender reveal. |
1.4857 |
0.04920 |
175 |
105 |
55 |
15 |
353 |
When we know it's time to reopen the theaters... |
1.4850 |
0.05226 |
167 |
103 |
47 |
17 |
354 |
Quarantine brought Joe's magic to new heights |
1.4847 |
0.05319 |
163 |
101 |
45 |
17 |
355 |
Wait do it again I was texting |
1.4842 |
0.04821 |
190 |
116 |
56 |
18 |
356 |
You got 37 likes and someone from PETA is going to sue. |
1.4840 |
0.05030 |
188 |
118 |
49 |
21 |
357 |
Jim in 3B wants you to cut me in half. |
1.4835 |
0.04786 |
182 |
109 |
58 |
15 |
358 |
They want to knw when you are going to saw me in half. |
1.4828 |
0.05265 |
174 |
110 |
44 |
20 |
359 |
The vote is now 13 to 4 for freeing the rabbit. |
1.4821 |
0.04921 |
168 |
108 |
43 |
17 |
360 |
I told you this would be a magical first date. |
1.4819 |
0.05107 |
166 |
101 |
50 |
15 |
361 |
One day, like a miracle, it will disappear |
1.4815 |
0.05176 |
189 |
122 |
43 |
24 |
362 |
Texting: at dinner now. Can’t wait for it to be over. There’s no magic between us. |
1.4812 |
0.05168 |
160 |
97 |
49 |
14 |
363 |
Oh, that's what you meant when you said a magical night. |
1.4804 |
0.04841 |
179 |
113 |
50 |
16 |
364 |
The pandemic has clearly lowered the bar for entertainment. |
1.4800 |
0.05051 |
175 |
108 |
50 |
17 |
365 |
With the eyes of the world upon him, Kevin discovers there would be no second date. |
1.4797 |
0.05463 |
148 |
91 |
43 |
14 |
366 |
Not as impressive as last week when she ordered a steak. |
1.4795 |
0.05268 |
171 |
108 |
44 |
19 |
367 |
Seems the SPCA phone lines are jammed. |
1.4787 |
0.04797 |
188 |
115 |
56 |
17 |
368 |
You got fifty likes and an order for two chickens to Apartment 6B. |
1.4785 |
0.05173 |
163 |
100 |
48 |
15 |
369 |
Can you put me back in the hat? I was social distancing. |
1.4767 |
0.05114 |
172 |
107 |
48 |
17 |
370 |
It's a Mr. Lapin on the phone, says his daughter is missing. |
1.4765 |
0.05681 |
149 |
95 |
37 |
17 |
371 |
Next, they want you to put your eyeballs back into their sockets. |
1.4762 |
0.05404 |
147 |
90 |
44 |
13 |
372 |
Ben hated technology and dreamed of a simpler time when a good old fashioned magic trick could win a girl over. Ben never married. |
1.4759 |
0.04815 |
187 |
115 |
55 |
17 |
373 |
You have 23 likes, and the SPCA is in their way. |
1.4754 |
0.04702 |
183 |
110 |
59 |
14 |
374 |
Apparently everyone is caught up on Netflix. |
1.4753 |
0.05341 |
162 |
102 |
43 |
17 |
375 |
#CruelBunnyMan is trending. |
1.4746 |
0.05197 |
177 |
113 |
44 |
20 |
376 |
You want viral? Pull out an Hibachi and make dinner. |
1.4746 |
0.05008 |
177 |
110 |
50 |
17 |
377 |
The woman with the two little kids is calling the ASPCA. |
1.4737 |
0.04876 |
190 |
119 |
52 |
19 |
378 |
Ok, who's rabbit is this? |
1.4734 |
0.05040 |
169 |
104 |
50 |
15 |
379 |
John, people want to know what's up with your eyes. |
1.4731 |
0.05292 |
167 |
106 |
43 |
18 |
380 |
My mother says you better be turning that bunny into an engagement ring pronto. |
1.4730 |
0.05461 |
148 |
92 |
42 |
14 |
381 |
...and for my next trick. I will make this women put down her phone. |
1.4727 |
0.05198 |
165 |
103 |
46 |
16 |
382 |
Look dear at this picture of a man pulling a rabbit out of hat that has gone viral. |
1.4722 |
0.04947 |
180 |
112 |
51 |
17 |
383 |
They are all texting, "Put it back!" |
1.4719 |
0.05113 |
178 |
113 |
46 |
19 |
384 |
You got over a thousand "Likes" and one, "You cook the rabbit and I'll open another bottle." |
1.4716 |
0.05155 |
176 |
112 |
45 |
19 |
385 |
Oh dear! The Ferguson's in 32B said their rabbit just disappeared! |
1.4715 |
0.04931 |
193 |
123 |
49 |
21 |
386 |
now text Ta-Da to everyone |
1.4709 |
0.05496 |
172 |
114 |
35 |
23 |
387 |
Stop-I will tell you where the eggs are hidden. |
1.4709 |
0.04718 |
189 |
116 |
57 |
16 |
388 |
By a slim majority the vote right now is to let the bunny run free. |
1.4706 |
0.05084 |
153 |
92 |
50 |
11 |
389 |
Twenty likes,seven thumbs down,and one offer to make stew. |
1.4706 |
0.05087 |
170 |
106 |
48 |
16 |
390 |
Put down your phones or the rabbit dies. |
1.4702 |
0.05130 |
151 |
91 |
49 |
11 |
391 |
Apartment 401 said,“They saw it in your sleeve.” but a guy in 505 says, “Well done!” |
1.4700 |
0.04478 |
200 |
121 |
64 |
15 |
392 |
It’s a job offer from Mr Cuomo in 21B. |
1.4699 |
0.04764 |
183 |
112 |
56 |
15 |
393 |
The rabbit, yes, but enjoying a glass of Chardonnay outdoors without a coat... without a mask... is magical! |
1.4699 |
0.05175 |
166 |
104 |
46 |
16 |
394 |
This is the strangest adaptation of “Rear Window” I’ve ever seen. |
1.4699 |
0.04885 |
166 |
100 |
54 |
12 |
395 |
At that moment, a year into the pandemic, Joyce reactivated her tinder account |
1.4696 |
0.05170 |
181 |
117 |
43 |
21 |
396 |
Now they want to see you put the magic back in our relationship. |
1.4695 |
0.05220 |
164 |
103 |
45 |
16 |
397 |
Yes, you're trending - but not in a good way. |
1.4691 |
0.05193 |
162 |
101 |
46 |
15 |
398 |
Maybe after this you'll do your disappearing act. |
1.4691 |
0.04745 |
194 |
121 |
55 |
18 |
399 |
I thought we were hungry, but it turns out we were just starved for attention. |
1.4690 |
0.05541 |
145 |
91 |
40 |
14 |
400 |
Only a virus could make this old trick go viral. |
1.4686 |
0.04780 |
175 |
106 |
56 |
13 |
401 |
Look everybody, another case of bad hat hare. |
1.4677 |
0.05066 |
186 |
120 |
45 |
21 |
402 |
Trust me honey, they're just amazed you put a suit on to work from home |
1.4675 |
0.05311 |
169 |
109 |
41 |
19 |
403 |
They all want to know if the rabbit's been vaccinated. |
1.4670 |
0.04802 |
197 |
125 |
52 |
20 |
404 |
3 thumbs up, 6 votes for throw it over the edge, 12 calls to Animal Liberation, and one vote for fricaseee |
1.4667 |
0.05267 |
165 |
105 |
43 |
17 |
405 |
They’re calling the SPCA! |
1.4667 |
0.05008 |
180 |
114 |
48 |
18 |
406 |
They want you to saw me in half. |
1.4667 |
0.04904 |
165 |
100 |
53 |
12 |
407 |
They’re voting 7 to 3 to not drop the bunny. |
1.4667 |
0.04753 |
180 |
110 |
56 |
14 |
408 |
They're all from PETA and they want you to let the rabbit go or they'll make YOU disappear. |
1.4663 |
0.05314 |
163 |
104 |
42 |
17 |
409 |
Rear Window, in the Time of Covid. |
1.4659 |
0.05339 |
176 |
116 |
38 |
22 |
410 |
Nothing impressed the onlookers more than a hare raising event on the roof. |
1.4655 |
0.04934 |
174 |
108 |
51 |
15 |
411 |
Sheldon refused to be deterred by social distancing to live his dream. |
1.4654 |
0.05186 |
159 |
99 |
46 |
14 |
412 |
The woman in 3B texted, “your husband has been doing this same trick since the Pandemic began; tell him to let the rabbit go.” |
1.4650 |
0.05310 |
157 |
99 |
43 |
15 |
413 |
The PETA guy on the seventh floor says you shouldn't pick it up by the ears. |
1.4650 |
0.05233 |
157 |
98 |
45 |
14 |
414 |
This news report says a new SARS variant is carried by rabbits. |
1.4647 |
0.04426 |
170 |
120 |
32 |
18 |
415 |
Look Honey, some idiot is doing a hat trick in a rooftop bar. |
1.4645 |
0.05280 |
155 |
97 |
44 |
14 |
416 |
You have to watch this! There's a video of some weird man doing magic on the roof of a building |
1.4639 |
0.05173 |
166 |
105 |
45 |
16 |
417 |
This wasn't what I expected when he promised "rooftop magic" |
1.4638 |
0.05360 |
138 |
84 |
44 |
10 |
418 |
Talk about a captive audience! |
1.4637 |
0.04771 |
179 |
110 |
55 |
14 |
419 |
Can't you just post the trick on youtube so I can watch it on my phone? |
1.4636 |
0.05213 |
151 |
93 |
46 |
12 |
420 |
The real trick is how he monetizes this. |
1.4636 |
0.05380 |
151 |
95 |
42 |
14 |
421 |
That rabbit has seen more of our neighbours this year than we have |
1.4632 |
0.05414 |
136 |
83 |
43 |
10 |
422 |
Wrap up your show Harry. The rabbit has to be in the oven in 20 minutes, or the dinner party will be a flop. |
1.4629 |
0.05237 |
175 |
114 |
41 |
20 |
423 |
Oddly, the hat is trending. |
1.4620 |
0.05360 |
158 |
101 |
41 |
16 |
424 |
You're trending away from the possibility of sex tonight. |
1.4615 |
0.05255 |
156 |
98 |
44 |
14 |
425 |
Ok, you have 4 likes and 4 who called the Humane Society. |
1.4615 |
0.04966 |
182 |
116 |
48 |
18 |
426 |
The kid in 5C says "Yow!". The PETA person in 4A says she's going to sue. |
1.4611 |
0.04685 |
180 |
110 |
57 |
13 |
427 |
How did I miss this in your profile? |
1.4605 |
0.05592 |
152 |
99 |
36 |
17 |
428 |
As Harold prepared for the big reveal,Joanne had already swiped left. |
1.4603 |
0.05169 |
189 |
126 |
39 |
24 |
429 |
The lady in 4G says she wants to see what you can do with your wand. |
1.4600 |
0.05235 |
150 |
93 |
45 |
12 |
430 |
Dinner theater has taken on a whole new look during quarantine. |
1.4600 |
0.05486 |
150 |
96 |
39 |
15 |
431 |
They want to know if the rabbit's been vaccinated. |
1.4598 |
0.04932 |
174 |
109 |
50 |
15 |
432 |
Stanley the Ordinary had waited a lifetime for a captive audience. |
1.4596 |
0.05137 |
161 |
101 |
46 |
14 |
433 |
You’re doing great honey just please don’t drop this one, okay? |
1.4591 |
0.05334 |
159 |
102 |
41 |
16 |
434 |
So far, 23 clapping and 4 thumbs down emojis. |
1.4586 |
0.04990 |
157 |
96 |
50 |
11 |
435 |
Yikes, crowdfunding #freetherabbit is going viral. |
1.4586 |
0.05606 |
157 |
104 |
34 |
19 |
436 |
This is what I was talking about- every time I ask a serious question, he puts on a whole show and just pulls something out of his hat. |
1.4586 |
0.04860 |
181 |
114 |
51 |
16 |
437 |
I'm making this chardonnay disappear |
1.4583 |
0.05195 |
168 |
108 |
43 |
17 |
438 |
Cute Vaudeville”, “A refreshing throwback”, but overall they still prefer voyeurism. |
1.4583 |
0.05056 |
168 |
106 |
47 |
15 |
439 |
Honey, look at my phone! There’s a man pulling a rabbit out of a hat on the ledge of a tall building! |
1.4581 |
0.04962 |
179 |
114 |
48 |
17 |
440 |
Calling himself Magic Johnson was misleading. |
1.4581 |
0.05197 |
155 |
97 |
45 |
13 |
441 |
60% say make him disappear, 40% say toss him over the edge. |
1.4576 |
0.05191 |
177 |
116 |
41 |
20 |
442 |
Apparently I’m the only one who paid for a front row seat. |
1.4576 |
0.04805 |
177 |
110 |
53 |
14 |
443 |
It would be more suspenseful if you stepped onto the ledge. |
1.4575 |
0.05485 |
153 |
99 |
38 |
16 |
444 |
That isn’t going to make them forget what else they just saw you pull out, Al. |
1.4573 |
0.05426 |
164 |
108 |
37 |
19 |
445 |
Sorry dear, they're all watching a giant snail destroy the city. |
1.4570 |
0.05294 |
151 |
95 |
43 |
13 |
446 |
Just once, I'd like to see a magician make about 40 pounds disappear. |
1.4570 |
0.05294 |
151 |
95 |
43 |
13 |
447 |
Oops, it wasn’t recording. Can you do it again? |
1.4565 |
0.04802 |
184 |
116 |
52 |
16 |
448 |
‘Quarantine notes, day 387... husband’s new magic hobby may have plateaued.’ |
1.4564 |
0.05258 |
149 |
93 |
44 |
12 |
449 |
You're trending. But not for the reason you think. |
1.4563 |
0.05382 |
160 |
104 |
39 |
17 |
450 |
John and Mary's relationship seemed hopelessly broken. Then, John pulled a rabbit out of a hat. |
1.4561 |
0.04957 |
171 |
110 |
45 |
16 |
451 |
Someone wants to see you cut me in half. |
1.4558 |
0.05308 |
147 |
92 |
43 |
12 |
452 |
They're texting you to make the virus disappear instead. |
1.4556 |
0.05371 |
169 |
112 |
37 |
20 |
453 |
It doesn’t say here what to do once it’s out. |
1.4552 |
0.04988 |
145 |
87 |
50 |
8 |
454 |
The people are requesting that you make balconies magically appear |
1.4552 |
0.05269 |
145 |
90 |
44 |
11 |
455 |
So it says next you have to wave the wand |
1.4552 |
0.05177 |
145 |
89 |
46 |
10 |
456 |
It took a whole year, but I’m so glad you and Fluffy finally figured out how to work from home. |
1.4551 |
0.05075 |
167 |
106 |
46 |
15 |
457 |
Every day it gets harder to maintain the illusion of control. |
1.4545 |
0.05411 |
143 |
90 |
41 |
12 |
458 |
I don’t care what your followers want, you’re not sawing me in half. |
1.4545 |
0.04783 |
165 |
103 |
50 |
12 |
459 |
Stanley kindly steps in to provide entertainment while his neighborhood's internet is down. |
1.4533 |
0.05232 |
150 |
94 |
44 |
12 |
460 |
Everyone wants to know why you couldn’t have found a happier rabbit. |
1.4531 |
0.05303 |
128 |
77 |
44 |
7 |
461 |
1,261 likes, but PETA and the ASPCA have unfollowed you. |
1.4530 |
0.04793 |
181 |
114 |
52 |
15 |
462 |
You can all post now. That’s all he does. |
1.4526 |
0.05479 |
137 |
86 |
40 |
11 |
463 |
We just received a summons to appear in court on a cruelty to animals charge. Can you make that disappear? |
1.4522 |
0.05147 |
157 |
99 |
45 |
13 |
464 |
Just think, he used to fill 1,000 seat theaters in Las Vegas. |
1.4516 |
0.05030 |
155 |
101 |
40 |
14 |
465 |
The people have spoken: Putting a rabbit into a hat is the dumbest magic trick ever. |
1.4512 |
0.05283 |
164 |
107 |
40 |
17 |
466 |
The neighborhood has voted—make her fly! |
1.4511 |
0.05644 |
133 |
87 |
33 |
13 |
467 |
Amazing! A virus made your magic act go viral. |
1.4509 |
0.05081 |
173 |
112 |
44 |
17 |
468 |
I don't think it's the bunny that's been cooped up too long. |
1.4504 |
0.05857 |
131 |
85 |
33 |
13 |
469 |
You're now trending on PETA. |
1.4500 |
0.05201 |
140 |
86 |
45 |
9 |
470 |
AstraZeneca! |
1.4497 |
0.05340 |
149 |
95 |
41 |
13 |
471 |
You've got 37 likes for the show and 12 for "Please close your blinds when you go to the bathroom!" |
1.4490 |
0.05391 |
147 |
94 |
40 |
13 |
472 |
Tweet storm says your popularity is hanging by a hare. |
1.4487 |
0.05403 |
156 |
102 |
38 |
16 |
473 |
It’s embarrassing. The Pecorelli’s in the opposite block sang opera when it was their turn. |
1.4487 |
0.04922 |
156 |
96 |
50 |
10 |
474 |
Easter in New York |
1.4487 |
0.05248 |
156 |
100 |
42 |
14 |
475 |
Hey Houdini, check out this video of a cargo ship stuck in the Suez Canal. |
1.4485 |
0.05328 |
165 |
109 |
38 |
18 |
476 |
They want you to pull out a vaccine instead. |
1.4483 |
0.05315 |
174 |
117 |
36 |
21 |
477 |
OMG... I’m on the worst Match date ever! |
1.4483 |
0.04576 |
174 |
106 |
58 |
10 |
478 |
Tough crowd. You only got three applause emojis. |
1.4483 |
0.04984 |
145 |
88 |
49 |
8 |
479 |
Anybody can pull one out. I'll show you how to get one in. |
1.4479 |
0.04779 |
163 |
100 |
53 |
10 |
480 |
They want you to stop throwing the rabbits over the ledge. |
1.4471 |
0.05900 |
170 |
123 |
18 |
29 |
481 |
For your next trick they all want vaccine appointments. |
1.4468 |
0.05643 |
141 |
92 |
35 |
14 |
482 |
Put me back in, I dropped my cellphone in there. |
1.4468 |
0.04843 |
188 |
122 |
48 |
18 |
483 |
Good news!!..You are finally trending...as#leavethebunnyalone.. |
1.4467 |
0.05396 |
150 |
97 |
39 |
14 |
484 |
Sorry Larry...even with social distancing everyone still saw how you did it. |
1.4462 |
0.04573 |
186 |
116 |
57 |
13 |
485 |
I hope you realize you're not going to get the normal auditorium applause when you turn him into a pigeon. |
1.4460 |
0.03911 |
139 |
92 |
39 |
8 |
486 |
They give you a hare better rating than yesterday, but indicate if you don't improve, they'll watch the man in 12C saw his wife in two. |
1.4460 |
0.05515 |
139 |
89 |
38 |
12 |
487 |
They want to know if the rabbit is free range. |
1.4459 |
0.05452 |
157 |
104 |
36 |
17 |
488 |
17B liked your enthusiasm but felt you’re back to your old tricks. |
1.4453 |
0.05376 |
137 |
86 |
41 |
10 |
489 |
No, it's not your agent, it's the ASPCA |
1.4451 |
0.05062 |
164 |
105 |
45 |
14 |
490 |
Hero Maitre d' saves suicidal rabbit! |
1.4444 |
0.05584 |
126 |
79 |
38 |
9 |
491 |
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. |
1.4444 |
0.05727 |
135 |
91 |
30 |
14 |
492 |
The lady in 5B wants you to do it again, but slower. |
1.4444 |
0.05807 |
126 |
81 |
34 |
11 |
493 |
...and this one is for all the first responders...ta da! |
1.4436 |
0.05274 |
133 |
82 |
43 |
8 |
494 |
Honey,come look at this video on Facebook! This man is pulling a rabbit out of a hat! |
1.4436 |
0.05588 |
133 |
85 |
37 |
11 |
495 |
Everyone is amazed...that a magician could afford a rooftop apartment. |
1.4435 |
0.05760 |
124 |
79 |
35 |
10 |
496 |
I love a captive audience |
1.4430 |
0.04892 |
149 |
91 |
50 |
8 |
497 |
It's trending as "nude bunny". |
1.4426 |
0.05588 |
122 |
76 |
38 |
8 |
498 |
He is really going to have to pull something out of the hat to save this date |
1.4426 |
0.05826 |
122 |
78 |
34 |
10 |
499 |
612 texted: 'wow', 520 texted: 'RLM (rabbit lives matter)', and 706 sent: 'PITA is on the way' |
1.4423 |
0.05399 |
156 |
103 |
37 |
16 |
500 |
They loved the rabbit... You, not so much. |
1.4423 |
0.04918 |
156 |
97 |
49 |
10 |
501 |
They're now requesting a levitation. |
1.4420 |
0.05041 |
138 |
84 |
47 |
7 |
502 |
18B wants to know if you can make it Lapin a La Cocotte |
1.4419 |
0.04823 |
172 |
109 |
50 |
13 |
503 |
Apparently some psycho is about to toss a rabbit off a roof. |
1.4417 |
0.05893 |
120 |
79 |
30 |
11 |
504 |
Everyone is surprised except the rabbit |
1.4414 |
0.05696 |
145 |
97 |
32 |
16 |
505 |
Penn and Teller say they know how you did it. So does everyone else on the block. |
1.4412 |
0.05003 |
170 |
110 |
45 |
15 |
506 |
Sis, I can't marry him. Wherever we go he has to have an audience. |
1.4412 |
0.05694 |
136 |
89 |
34 |
13 |
507 |
They are really loving it, but how do you plan to pass the hat? |
1.4410 |
0.05201 |
161 |
105 |
41 |
15 |
508 |
It’s true, your father is finally being appreciated for his talent. |
1.4407 |
0.05586 |
118 |
73 |
38 |
7 |
509 |
Mr. Big Deal Magician, they're all texting
one another that your fly is open! |
1.4406 |
0.05581 |
143 |
94 |
35 |
14 |
510 |
Weird. #YourFlyIsOpen just started trending. |
1.4403 |
0.05543 |
159 |
108 |
32 |
19 |
511 |
Your fly is open all over social media. |
1.4400 |
0.05136 |
150 |
95 |
44 |
11 |
512 |
Waiter there's a hare in my soup. |
1.4400 |
0.05391 |
150 |
98 |
38 |
14 |
513 |
Mom. This is the last time you set me up on a blind date. Thx. |
1.4397 |
0.05638 |
141 |
93 |
34 |
14 |
514 |
The neighbors are amazed at the sight of a couple dining together. |
1.4395 |
0.04810 |
157 |
97 |
51 |
9 |
515 |
He insisted on doing it in person, but I told him nobody will believe it if it’s not on-line. |
1.4394 |
0.06013 |
132 |
89 |
28 |
15 |
516 |
Someone's calling to ask if you could disappear. |
1.4386 |
0.04911 |
171 |
110 |
47 |
14 |
517 |
It was unclear to Margaret if Tom knew he was performing to the dining room mural, but he seemed happy regardless. |
1.4383 |
0.05322 |
162 |
108 |
37 |
17 |
518 |
And I just made a bottle of wine disappear! |
1.4380 |
0.05737 |
121 |
77 |
35 |
9 |
519 |
Quarantine block party
2020 = 2021 |
1.4380 |
0.05469 |
137 |
88 |
38 |
11 |
520 |
New Yorkers desperate for in-person entertainment. |
1.4375 |
0.03919 |
176 |
116 |
49 |
11 |
521 |
Those rabbit ears really do improve the WiFi signal. |
1.4375 |
0.05373 |
144 |
93 |
39 |
12 |
522 |
Bidding is going crazy, there's quite a following on the food network! |
1.4375 |
0.05373 |
144 |
93 |
39 |
12 |
523 |
This performance better be worth the stimulus check that you spent on it. |
1.4371 |
0.05445 |
151 |
100 |
36 |
15 |
524 |
Bob used the talent God gave him to help the neighbours get through the lockdown. |
1.4370 |
0.04154 |
135 |
90 |
37 |
8 |
525 |
Sure, he can pull a rabbit out of a hat, but can he re-fold a road map? |
1.4370 |
0.05321 |
135 |
85 |
41 |
9 |
526 |
Your 'adoring fans' want you to stop, so they can focus on the newlyweds one floor down. |
1.4370 |
0.05525 |
135 |
87 |
37 |
11 |
527 |
Honey look! You're already a PETA meme. |
1.4370 |
0.05802 |
119 |
76 |
34 |
9 |
528 |
At last, a captive audience! |
1.4366 |
0.05695 |
142 |
95 |
32 |
15 |
529 |
I guess I don't actually miss dating. |
1.4359 |
0.05743 |
117 |
74 |
35 |
8 |
530 |
I Googled 'Rooftop Rabbit Hat Magician Guy,' and you came right up. |
1.4359 |
0.06353 |
117 |
79 |
25 |
13 |
531 |
Congratulations - you're now the most-retweeted balcony magician in Tribeca this week, honey! |
1.4354 |
0.05381 |
147 |
96 |
38 |
13 |
532 |
So what do you expect from Dinner Theater in the age of Covid. |
1.4351 |
0.05745 |
131 |
86 |
33 |
12 |
533 |
Nice try Fred, but they still want me to take my top off. |
1.4351 |
0.05536 |
131 |
84 |
37 |
10 |
534 |
Now that you have their attention, I want to catch their faces when you drop the stuffed rabbit. |
1.4351 |
0.04736 |
131 |
92 |
27 |
12 |
535 |
Finally, Kathy, a captive audience. |
1.4348 |
0.05271 |
161 |
107 |
38 |
16 |
536 |
If the bunny looks left, we have 6 weeks left of Quarantine. |
1.4348 |
0.05629 |
138 |
91 |
34 |
13 |
537 |
Five hearts, four thumbs-ups, and the one with crossed eyes. |
1.4342 |
0.05417 |
152 |
101 |
36 |
15 |
538 |
Ted was grateful for the captive audience. The rabbit was grateful not to be dinner. |
1.4342 |
0.04821 |
152 |
94 |
50 |
8 |
539 |
The true "hat trick" is 1. dining at a restaurant 2. with another person 3. while wearing pants. |
1.4341 |
0.05807 |
129 |
85 |
32 |
12 |
540 |
It seems their bar for being "Amazed" has been raised by the quarantine. |
1.4340 |
0.04766 |
159 |
99 |
51 |
9 |
541 |
Harry still preferred rabbit ears over 5G. |
1.4338 |
0.05969 |
136 |
93 |
27 |
16 |
542 |
12A on the eighth floor wants his hat back. |
1.4337 |
0.04710 |
166 |
107 |
48 |
11 |
543 |
Y'know this would go viral if you could pull the hat out of the rabbit. |
1.4336 |
0.05834 |
143 |
98 |
28 |
17 |
544 |
Congratulations Dear - you've finally made good on one of your campaign promises..." |
1.4336 |
0.05663 |
143 |
96 |
32 |
15 |
545 |
Could you do it again? I was in selfie mode. |
1.4335 |
0.04936 |
173 |
113 |
45 |
15 |
546 |
For your next trick, how about some dinner? |
1.4331 |
0.05430 |
127 |
80 |
39 |
8 |
547 |
I'd be more impressed if he pulled his wallet out of his pocket. |
1.4331 |
0.06183 |
127 |
87 |
25 |
15 |
548 |
You’re losing them Sebastian; another three requests to saw me in half and two more for sword swallowing! |
1.4329 |
0.05271 |
164 |
110 |
37 |
17 |
549 |
Honey, come sit down and watch this magician! |
1.4328 |
0.06127 |
134 |
93 |
24 |
17 |
550 |
The guy in 4C wants his hat back. |
1.4326 |
0.05449 |
141 |
92 |
37 |
12 |
551 |
You're trending on rebbit. |
1.4324 |
0.05352 |
148 |
97 |
38 |
13 |
552 |
Says here that the latest variant is spread primarily through rabbits. |
1.4322 |
0.05832 |
118 |
76 |
33 |
9 |
553 |
And the winner of the rabbit stew is the couple in apartment 19C |
1.4320 |
0.04520 |
125 |
84 |
34 |
7 |
554 |
They're all texting that they liked the cellist better! |
1.4318 |
0.05398 |
132 |
84 |
39 |
9 |
555 |
Merideth from 6A across the street just texted - your fly is down. |
1.4315 |
0.05316 |
146 |
95 |
39 |
12 |
556 |
You can stop now: Enough of your Followers have sent money for our dinner |
1.4314 |
0.05144 |
153 |
99 |
42 |
12 |
557 |
Oh look! Someone is live streaming a guy pulling a rabbit out of a hat! |
1.4312 |
0.05217 |
160 |
106 |
39 |
15 |
558 |
They're all saying "Jump! Jump!" |
1.4310 |
0.05047 |
174 |
116 |
41 |
17 |
559 |
Bob the Bunny is a member of Local 738 Magician assistants union, is earning a living wage and will not be injured in this PETA approved act" |
1.4306 |
0.05182 |
144 |
92 |
42 |
10 |
560 |
It says "4A kids want to know how you taught it to twerk." |
1.4305 |
0.04929 |
151 |
98 |
44 |
9 |
561 |
It doesn't take much to entertain people these days. |
1.4297 |
0.05165 |
128 |
79 |
43 |
6 |
562 |
You've got 9 likes and 1 recipe. |
1.4295 |
0.05574 |
149 |
101 |
32 |
16 |
563 |
Can I get back in the hat? The isolation has made me agoraphobic. |
1.4286 |
0.05001 |
161 |
107 |
40 |
14 |
564 |
The Covid sequel to "Rear Window" |
1.4286 |
0.06008 |
126 |
85 |
28 |
13 |
565 |
And that concludes the show! For the dinner part of the evening, I will require an ordinary frying pan. |
1.4286 |
0.05287 |
147 |
96 |
39 |
12 |
566 |
Watching this on my phone makes me feel like I'm there |
1.4286 |
0.05793 |
126 |
83 |
32 |
11 |
567 |
Feedback’s good, but it’s mostly about our outdoor furniture |
1.4286 |
0.05473 |
140 |
92 |
36 |
12 |
568 |
Look! Even though he wears a hat, he still hasn't lost his hare! |
1.4275 |
0.05131 |
138 |
87 |
43 |
8 |
569 |
The Russian judge only gave you a 5.6. |
1.4275 |
0.05528 |
138 |
91 |
35 |
12 |
570 |
You're lucky people are starved for live entertainment. |
1.4275 |
0.05422 |
131 |
84 |
38 |
9 |
571 |
It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear. |
1.4274 |
0.06185 |
124 |
85 |
25 |
14 |
572 |
The Toussaints across the street want to know if you'll sell the lapin after the show and they invited us to dinner if so. |
1.4274 |
0.05858 |
124 |
82 |
31 |
11 |
573 |
The landlord says: Check your Lease; ‘No Pets’!!!! |
1.4274 |
0.05605 |
117 |
74 |
36 |
7 |
574 |
Kiara in 11C asks if you could make her pandemic boyfriend disappear. |
1.4268 |
0.05437 |
157 |
107 |
33 |
17 |
575 |
Let me know when you have a vaccine up your sleeve. |
1.4262 |
0.05693 |
122 |
79 |
34 |
9 |
576 |
...and now ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick can I have a volunteer from the audience? |
1.4262 |
0.05449 |
122 |
77 |
38 |
7 |
577 |
Now what are you going to do with him? |
1.4257 |
0.05171 |
148 |
96 |
41 |
11 |
578 |
The neighbors are not going to like the next step in your Father's "Magic Hasenpfeffer" recipe... |
1.4255 |
0.05253 |
141 |
91 |
40 |
10 |
579 |
These home-cooking shows have taken a dark turn |
1.4255 |
0.05253 |
141 |
91 |
40 |
10 |
580 |
It's tough to work from home in his line of work. |
1.4254 |
0.05336 |
134 |
86 |
39 |
9 |
581 |
He turned fifty last year. It was either magic or a sports car. |
1.4250 |
0.06224 |
120 |
82 |
25 |
13 |
582 |
No mask, back in the hat you go. |
1.4248 |
0.05462 |
153 |
104 |
33 |
16 |
583 |
You are such a show off! Anybody can pull a rabbit out of a hat if one is in there. |
1.4248 |
0.06261 |
113 |
76 |
26 |
11 |
584 |
Brenda, in 4G, is requesting you rotate 90 degrees so her kids get a better view. |
1.4240 |
0.05595 |
125 |
81 |
35 |
9 |
585 |
The whole evening’s been magical |
1.4238 |
0.05098 |
151 |
98 |
42 |
11 |
586 |
Check out this video of a guy pulling a rabbit out of a hat. |
1.4234 |
0.05941 |
111 |
72 |
31 |
8 |
587 |
How about making the subway run on time |
1.4228 |
0.05291 |
123 |
77 |
40 |
6 |
588 |
I remember when the rabbit was black. Brooklyn’s changed. |
1.4228 |
0.06110 |
123 |
84 |
26 |
13 |
589 |
And for his next trick, he will pull the rabbit out of quarantine |
1.4228 |
0.05657 |
123 |
80 |
34 |
9 |
590 |
Alright. That's nine texts threatening to call the ASPCA. |
1.4222 |
0.05094 |
135 |
85 |
43 |
7 |
591 |
If you could pull another bottle of wine out of that hat, that would be a real trick. |
1.4222 |
0.05201 |
135 |
86 |
41 |
8 |
592 |
Lets see, Thumper has 55 votes, Peter 47, Roger 49 and Bugs has 60. The people have voted. His name is Bugs! |
1.4222 |
0.05708 |
135 |
91 |
31 |
13 |
593 |
Honey, I am watching you pull a rabbit out of a hat online! |
1.4222 |
0.05898 |
135 |
93 |
27 |
15 |
594 |
You adjusted the rabbit ears and now everyone’s WiFi is bad. |
1.4222 |
0.05610 |
135 |
90 |
33 |
12 |
595 |
Looks like you're going viral on SPCA.org. |
1.4219 |
0.05613 |
128 |
84 |
34 |
10 |
596 |
Look, they are trying to stop the show with their remote controls. |
1.4214 |
0.05917 |
140 |
98 |
25 |
17 |
597 |
Well you are trending, but people are expressing concern about your ophthalmic issues. |
1.4214 |
0.05176 |
140 |
95 |
33 |
12 |
598 |
Huh! Find a rabbit in your hat and everyone thinks you're a magician!" |
1.4211 |
0.05241 |
152 |
101 |
38 |
13 |
599 |
The consensus is they’d like to see the rabbit kill you. |
1.4211 |
0.05412 |
133 |
89 |
33 |
11 |
600 |
Terrible date. For my next trick,I will disappear |
1.4211 |
0.05769 |
133 |
90 |
30 |
13 |
601 |
Mr. Bunnikins was growing weary of these pop-up events |
1.4206 |
0.05894 |
126 |
85 |
29 |
12 |
602 |
Of course they’re watching. You usually pull out a blonde. |
1.4203 |
0.05225 |
138 |
89 |
40 |
9 |
603 |
The online menu calls the Welsh rabbit a delightful surprise. |
1.4203 |
0.05326 |
138 |
90 |
38 |
10 |
604 |
Ladies,Gentlemen, children of all ages... this is the same genius who had his head stuck in a lion's mouth two weeks ago. |
1.4198 |
0.05359 |
131 |
90 |
30 |
11 |
605 |
That reminds me...I need to make a hair appointment. |
1.4198 |
0.05931 |
131 |
90 |
27 |
14 |
606 |
The magic has gone from our marriage. Now everyone knows it. |
1.4198 |
0.05304 |
131 |
84 |
39 |
8 |
607 |
If this goes viral, expect a visit from PeTA. |
1.4196 |
0.06035 |
112 |
74 |
29 |
9 |
608 |
It's an old trick for improving reception. |
1.4196 |
0.05196 |
143 |
93 |
40 |
10 |
609 |
I missed it, can you do it again? |
1.4194 |
0.04735 |
124 |
86 |
29 |
9 |
610 |
Red! Yellow! Bitcoin! Guacamole! Safe word! Safe word! |
1.4194 |
0.05503 |
124 |
80 |
36 |
8 |
611 |
We all know how you did it, Steve. |
1.4188 |
0.05461 |
117 |
74 |
37 |
6 |
612 |
So far, you're being sued by PETA, SAG-AFTRA and the Magicians Union. |
1.4188 |
0.06099 |
117 |
79 |
27 |
11 |
613 |
You're at 42 "likes" and one "give me my damn rabbit back." |
1.4186 |
0.05998 |
129 |
89 |
26 |
14 |
614 |
It's your mother, Jim. Fluffy went missing. |
1.4186 |
0.05896 |
129 |
88 |
28 |
13 |
615 |
Message from your ex - 'Now make my alimony appear!' |
1.4185 |
0.04837 |
184 |
124 |
43 |
17 |
616 |
Just a hare to the left, Gene. |
1.4183 |
0.05131 |
153 |
101 |
40 |
12 |
617 |
Venmo $5. No bunnies were injured or insulted in this production. |
1.4180 |
0.05563 |
122 |
79 |
35 |
8 |
618 |
So, 'Not funny', 'Seen before', 'Is it today's special?', I guess they want you to move on. |
1.4180 |
0.05185 |
122 |
81 |
33 |
8 |
619 |
Easy on the ears or I'll bite you in front of everybody! |
1.4178 |
0.05390 |
146 |
98 |
35 |
13 |
620 |
And for dinner tonight...... once again it’s a rabbit. |
1.4175 |
0.06097 |
103 |
67 |
29 |
7 |
621 |
After all these years, George finally received the best reception he ever got from an audience. |
1.4174 |
0.05590 |
115 |
78 |
28 |
9 |
622 |
If Netflix comes back, my career is over... |
1.4173 |
0.05527 |
127 |
83 |
35 |
9 |
623 |
Just once, can you leave the poor rabbit at home on our date night? |
1.4173 |
0.05393 |
139 |
92 |
36 |
11 |
624 |
When other connections fail, go for the rabbit ears. |
1.4172 |
0.05427 |
151 |
103 |
33 |
15 |
625 |
'Well, you got their attention, including the Animal Welfare Society.' |
1.4167 |
0.05488 |
132 |
87 |
35 |
10 |
626 |
4B suggests a red-wine braise. |
1.4167 |
0.05353 |
144 |
96 |
36 |
12 |
627 |
One wants a ragout, and someone else wants to see you saw me in half. |
1.4167 |
0.04977 |
144 |
92 |
44 |
8 |
628 |
They're saying that last week they saw a nun pull a habit out of a rat |
1.4167 |
0.05561 |
120 |
80 |
31 |
9 |
629 |
Forget the rabbit! Make our waiter magically appear with our food! |
1.4161 |
0.05348 |
137 |
90 |
37 |
10 |
630 |
Okay, so far, so good. Now for 50 million views, throw it over the edge. |
1.4161 |
0.05735 |
137 |
94 |
29 |
14 |
631 |
You’ve gotten 139 likes on Instagram, 4 positive reviews on Yelp, and 2 Tinder date requests...oh wait, that’s me. |
1.4160 |
0.05469 |
125 |
81 |
36 |
8 |
632 |
They just sent a picture from their cameras to show you in action before they send it to PETA. |
1.4159 |
0.04824 |
113 |
72 |
37 |
4 |
633 |
Yeah, Marge, he gets great reviews, but honestly, collecting admission has been a real problem. |
1.4159 |
0.05993 |
113 |
75 |
29 |
9 |
634 |
Next time check the hat before we leave for dinner. |
1.4155 |
0.05311 |
142 |
94 |
37 |
11 |
635 |
This open-hare theater is getting a bit old hat. |
1.4153 |
0.06057 |
118 |
80 |
27 |
11 |
636 |
Next, watch as I make my marriage disappear! |
1.4146 |
0.05647 |
123 |
81 |
33 |
9 |
637 |
You have eleven likes already. |
1.4144 |
0.05647 |
111 |
71 |
34 |
6 |
638 |
Looks like the rabbit tweeted something homophobic in 2011. |
1.4138 |
0.06007 |
116 |
78 |
28 |
10 |
639 |
apt 7c wants its rabbit back |
1.4138 |
0.06131 |
116 |
79 |
26 |
11 |
640 |
The day after all shows on Netflix had been watched |
1.4138 |
0.05587 |
145 |
100 |
30 |
15 |
641 |
For some, working from home has been a hare-raising experience. |
1.4135 |
0.05661 |
133 |
90 |
31 |
12 |
642 |
After all these years, the magic is still there. |
1.4135 |
0.05133 |
133 |
85 |
41 |
7 |
643 |
And now for the big Zoom reveal... I’m NOT pregnant! |
1.4135 |
0.05350 |
133 |
87 |
37 |
9 |
644 |
For my next trick, I will find a waiter |
1.4133 |
0.05197 |
150 |
100 |
38 |
12 |
645 |
6D has a request: sit down and eat. |
1.4132 |
0.05400 |
121 |
80 |
33 |
8 |
646 |
With this many likes, I wouldn't quit your day job. |
1.4132 |
0.05463 |
121 |
78 |
36 |
7 |
647 |
You've got seven 'likes' and two 'WTF's. |
1.4130 |
0.05513 |
138 |
93 |
33 |
12 |
648 |
Not bad! You were trending for three seconds until Grumpy cat fell off the couch. |
1.4129 |
0.05079 |
155 |
108 |
32 |
15 |
649 |
Woman at table: "This is gonna be the worst dinner date yet." Rabbit: "Sorry babe. When I asked you out, I did not know it was a work night." |
1.4128 |
0.06545 |
109 |
76 |
21 |
12 |
650 |
Most of the comments are about adopting the rabbit. |
1.4123 |
0.05546 |
114 |
73 |
35 |
6 |
651 |
They want me to saw you in two. |
1.4123 |
0.05546 |
114 |
73 |
35 |
6 |
652 |
The rabbit is trending but you're still not. |
1.4118 |
0.05039 |
153 |
101 |
41 |
11 |
653 |
The chef is yelling that someone stole his rabbit. |
1.4118 |
0.05586 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
654 |
They’ll lose interest once the Internet is back. |
1.4118 |
0.05897 |
119 |
80 |
29 |
10 |
655 |
You got a second 'like'" |
1.4114 |
0.04762 |
158 |
102 |
47 |
9 |
656 |
We have 7 thumb's up for the magic and 6 recipe's for rabbit stew! |
1.4113 |
0.05493 |
124 |
81 |
35 |
8 |
657 |
This one says your show is like Rear Window without the suspense. |
1.4112 |
0.06362 |
107 |
73 |
24 |
10 |
658 |
Guy in 13A wants his medium rare. |
1.4107 |
0.06156 |
112 |
76 |
26 |
10 |
659 |
Yes, dear, they are all using the "clap app". |
1.4103 |
0.06088 |
117 |
80 |
26 |
11 |
660 |
They thought you said Playboy Bunny! |
1.4103 |
0.05714 |
117 |
77 |
32 |
8 |
661 |
Oh honey, this is SO much better than your Elephant in the Room. |
1.4103 |
0.05841 |
117 |
78 |
30 |
9 |
662 |
The lady in 5B wants to know the rabbit's name. |
1.4103 |
0.05841 |
117 |
78 |
30 |
9 |
663 |
The Rabbit is a fan-favorite. The Magician, they're not so sure about. |
1.4100 |
0.06046 |
100 |
67 |
26 |
7 |
664 |
Views are surging since you held it over the edge. |
1.4098 |
0.05552 |
122 |
80 |
34 |
8 |
665 |
No, what's amazing is that we got the only table at the only rooftop restaurant in Manhattan that's still open |
1.4094 |
0.05403 |
127 |
83 |
36 |
8 |
666 |
If I'm not out in 5 minutes, tag PETA. |
1.4083 |
0.05736 |
120 |
80 |
31 |
9 |
667 |
They want to know if that’s what’s for dinner and what’s a good wine pairing. |
1.4083 |
0.05487 |
120 |
78 |
35 |
7 |
668 |
The Smith’s on the 20th floor want you to hold it up a little higher |
1.4083 |
0.05158 |
120 |
83 |
28 |
9 |
669 |
My phone must be in here somewhere |
1.4083 |
0.06206 |
120 |
84 |
23 |
13 |
670 |
COVID was a godsend to Jerry, who was not great at close up magic. |
1.4082 |
0.06460 |
98 |
66 |
24 |
8 |
671 |
Onlookers stared as, drunk and confused, Harry realized he was not holding his keys and this was not his apartment. |
1.4074 |
0.06176 |
108 |
73 |
26 |
9 |
672 |
The real trick is making him think I care. |
1.4071 |
0.05450 |
140 |
95 |
33 |
12 |
673 |
..on Twitter they want to know how you did it, on Parler they have a theory.. |
1.4071 |
0.06112 |
113 |
77 |
26 |
10 |
674 |
You have 100 likes - and 1000 comments were censored! |
1.4068 |
0.04296 |
118 |
83 |
28 |
7 |
675 |
Chezza22 says can you move to the left a bit - she wants to see what I’m drinking. |
1.4068 |
0.05676 |
118 |
78 |
32 |
8 |
676 |
Guess I'm not the only one who's tired of Netflix. |
1.4068 |
0.05414 |
118 |
76 |
36 |
6 |
677 |
Nobody's ever seen a magician put a rabbit into a hat before. |
1.4062 |
0.05703 |
128 |
87 |
30 |
11 |
678 |
Still haven't figured out how to conjure this month's rent though have we, David? |
1.4062 |
0.05539 |
128 |
88 |
29 |
11 |
679 |
On facetime: "Hi love, I am just enjoying my evening watching Charles pull the rabbit out of the hat for the neighbors again. You?" |
1.4060 |
0.04718 |
133 |
90 |
35 |
8 |
680 |
Darling, everyone is posting the same thing : 'You're blocking our view of the fireworks!' |
1.4057 |
0.05809 |
106 |
69 |
31 |
6 |
681 |
he says if you can turn it into a chicken he'll send you his recipe for coq au vin |
1.4054 |
0.06054 |
111 |
75 |
27 |
9 |
682 |
Your one and three o’clock’s are canceled and PETA Rabbit is trending. |
1.4054 |
0.05778 |
111 |
73 |
31 |
7 |
683 |
Keep it up honey—you got 47 likes and $231 on the GoFundMe page for magicians out of work during the pandemic! |
1.4054 |
0.05918 |
111 |
74 |
29 |
8 |
684 |
Oh wow look at Instagram honey, there’s a livestream going of a man doing a rooftop magic show |
1.4054 |
0.05180 |
111 |
69 |
39 |
3 |
685 |
You're trending on social media. Free the rabbit and sing some songs. |
1.4052 |
0.06120 |
116 |
80 |
25 |
11 |
686 |
For your next trick they want to see you make yourself disappear. |
1.4050 |
0.05452 |
121 |
79 |
35 |
7 |
687 |
Stop playing with your food, darling. |
1.4050 |
0.05699 |
121 |
81 |
31 |
9 |
688 |
It's annoying that we can't switch off gallery view in real life |
1.4044 |
0.05461 |
136 |
92 |
33 |
11 |
689 |
A captive captivated audience |
1.4044 |
0.05258 |
136 |
90 |
37 |
9 |
690 |
...and this, ladies and gentlemen, is the true magic of Easter. |
1.4044 |
0.05461 |
136 |
92 |
33 |
11 |
691 |
You’ve got a dozen likes, but the rabbit is trending. |
1.4040 |
0.04621 |
151 |
96 |
49 |
6 |
692 |
It’s for you...the ASPCA |
1.4038 |
0.05880 |
104 |
68 |
30 |
6 |
693 |
Next they'd like you to pull out a roll of toilet paper. |
1.4038 |
0.06037 |
104 |
69 |
28 |
7 |
694 |
"NOW you see me!" |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
695 |
Kids, I wanted to FaceTime so you can witness your father’s first and last magic show....yes, that’s wine and I don’t care it’s 11am. |
1.4034 |
0.06005 |
119 |
82 |
26 |
11 |
696 |
You're getting 215 hand claps and five eye rolls. |
1.4032 |
0.05238 |
124 |
80 |
38 |
6 |
697 |
Now, make it disappear! |
1.4032 |
0.05600 |
124 |
83 |
32 |
9 |
698 |
It seems we're trending with our fertility reveal party. |
1.4032 |
0.05830 |
124 |
85 |
28 |
11 |
699 |
Oh hell, it's PETA. |
1.4031 |
0.05980 |
129 |
91 |
24 |
14 |
700 |
Hey honey, some idiot is up on his roof pulling a rabbit out of his hat! |
1.4021 |
0.06498 |
97 |
66 |
23 |
8 |
701 |
Now, watch him carefully, everybody. He lowers the rabbit again and it comes out...cooked and ready to eat. |
1.4020 |
0.06115 |
102 |
68 |
27 |
7 |
702 |
Pull a vaccine out of your hat and they might be impressed |
1.4020 |
0.06574 |
102 |
71 |
21 |
10 |
703 |
It's been so long they find even you interesting. |
1.4018 |
0.05737 |
112 |
74 |
31 |
7 |
704 |
Yes Mom, he's up to his old tricks again! |
1.4018 |
0.05876 |
112 |
75 |
29 |
8 |
705 |
The entire neighborhood, though quarantined in their homes, shared a hare raising experience. |
1.4017 |
0.06197 |
117 |
82 |
23 |
12 |
706 |
Do it again we were on mute |
1.4017 |
0.05702 |
117 |
78 |
31 |
8 |
707 |
Hey, they're doing a caption contest about us! |
1.4016 |
0.05541 |
122 |
83 |
30 |
9 |
708 |
PETA is shutting down your Twitter account. |
1.4015 |
0.05028 |
132 |
85 |
41 |
6 |
709 |
They’re saying they will give you an extra star if you can also make Cuomo disappear. |
1.4014 |
0.05480 |
142 |
98 |
31 |
13 |
710 |
Put it back before you make a fool of yourself |
1.4000 |
0.05496 |
115 |
75 |
34 |
6 |
711 |
They opened up off, off ,off Broadway |
1.4000 |
0.04915 |
150 |
99 |
42 |
9 |
712 |
Oink, oink. OOPS! |
1.4000 |
0.05601 |
120 |
80 |
32 |
8 |
713 |
4B only gave you 2 stars. Try again! |
1.4000 |
0.05355 |
115 |
74 |
36 |
5 |
714 |
It’s getting harder and harder to read the room. |
1.4000 |
0.06592 |
95 |
65 |
22 |
8 |
715 |
The parents are texting for something more original, the kids think you should jump off the balcony. |
1.4000 |
0.05725 |
120 |
81 |
30 |
9 |
716 |
Your total is five 'like', three 'Lol ', four 'LMAO', two 'Heart' emojis, one 'Click here to earn $500 a day at home!', and a gif of a guy eating spaghetti. |
1.4000 |
0.05846 |
120 |
82 |
28 |
10 |
717 |
You must be doing something wrong because the instructions say that they should be applauding by now. |
1.4000 |
0.05678 |
105 |
68 |
32 |
5 |
718 |
You have 63 “likes” and one “drop it over the edge.” |
1.4000 |
0.04540 |
155 |
111 |
31 |
13 |
719 |
Honey, if you keep pulling the rabbit in and out of the hat, the purpose of the trick is ruined. |
1.4000 |
0.05947 |
110 |
74 |
28 |
8 |
720 |
The crowd is spellbound by the obvious. |
1.4000 |
0.05767 |
115 |
77 |
30 |
8 |
721 |
We have reached the lowest level possible in entertainment |
1.4000 |
0.05475 |
120 |
79 |
34 |
7 |
722 |
Don't disappear the rabbit until we hit at least twenty-five windows. |
1.4000 |
0.05248 |
140 |
94 |
36 |
10 |
723 |
Maybe they're applauding on the inside. |
1.4000 |
0.05840 |
130 |
91 |
26 |
13 |
724 |
For my next trick, Hassenfeffer. |
1.4000 |
0.05725 |
120 |
81 |
30 |
9 |
725 |
They're all asking where we got vaccinated. |
1.3986 |
0.05265 |
143 |
97 |
35 |
11 |
726 |
Honey, the first anniversary is paper, not 'magic show.' |
1.3986 |
0.05198 |
138 |
92 |
37 |
9 |
727 |
Well, it took a pandemic and a lockdown to finally get someone to pay attention to your rabbit out of the hat trick. |
1.3984 |
0.05243 |
128 |
84 |
37 |
7 |
728 |
This still feels like Zoom. |
1.3984 |
0.05129 |
123 |
79 |
39 |
5 |
729 |
George's tactics to wean his wife from her phone worked marvelously on the neighbors. |
1.3982 |
0.05557 |
113 |
74 |
33 |
6 |
730 |
You have six Wows, two Likes and one Ha-ha." |
1.3981 |
0.06223 |
103 |
70 |
25 |
8 |
731 |
For my next trick, I’ll reveal how we scored an apartment with a rooftop terrace. |
1.3980 |
0.06279 |
98 |
66 |
25 |
7 |
732 |
Half of them think it's a great trick, and the other half are going to call the S.P.C.A |
1.3973 |
0.05187 |
146 |
99 |
36 |
11 |
733 |
They’re all sending clapping emojis. |
1.3968 |
0.05295 |
126 |
83 |
36 |
7 |
734 |
Having left his A game at home, Ted falls back on old tricks |
1.3968 |
0.05530 |
126 |
85 |
32 |
9 |
735 |
Only 9 likes. Tomorrow, let's do Central Park Tower. |
1.3968 |
0.05295 |
126 |
83 |
36 |
7 |
736 |
Roof rabbit is trending. Can we eat now? |
1.3966 |
0.06107 |
116 |
81 |
24 |
11 |
737 |
Ok, that’s 10.000 likes. Time to put it in the oven, I’m starving. |
1.3966 |
0.05857 |
116 |
79 |
28 |
9 |
738 |
You were right, Mom -- when he said that our marriage would be magic, I took it the wrong way. |
1.3962 |
0.06096 |
106 |
72 |
26 |
8 |
739 |
Any chance you can pull out our dinner next? |
1.3961 |
0.04735 |
154 |
101 |
45 |
8 |
740 |
It’s working sweetie—I’ve got four bars. |
1.3956 |
0.06967 |
91 |
64 |
18 |
9 |
741 |
Audrey in 7B across the street gives you 4 stars and asks if the rabbit is available to babysit tomorrow. |
1.3950 |
0.05873 |
119 |
82 |
27 |
10 |
742 |
Note to self: if this evening goes as I hope, be sure to close the drapes. |
1.3947 |
0.05793 |
114 |
77 |
29 |
8 |
743 |
Now they want you to make their window shades reappear. |
1.3945 |
0.05832 |
109 |
73 |
29 |
7 |
744 |
I've never been into table-side food preparation. |
1.3945 |
0.05684 |
109 |
72 |
31 |
6 |
745 |
The Feinstein's want to know why you would put a rabbit in your hat.> |
1.3944 |
0.05189 |
142 |
96 |
36 |
10 |
746 |
Eleven likes and four hearts but I'm still not letting you saw me in half. |
1.3942 |
0.06021 |
104 |
70 |
27 |
7 |
747 |
Ya know, Josh the Magnificent just sawed his wife in half a few blocks over. |
1.3942 |
0.05113 |
137 |
91 |
38 |
8 |
748 |
Put it back. You’re making a scene. |
1.3939 |
0.05458 |
132 |
90 |
32 |
10 |
749 |
So far it's four "likes," eight "call PETA's," and 63 "who's the idiot?" |
1.3939 |
0.04900 |
132 |
85 |
42 |
5 |
750 |
Hmm, looks like the rabbit's Instagram page is getting all the likes. |
1.3937 |
0.05142 |
127 |
83 |
38 |
6 |
751 |
That was interesting. Can you get a vaccination appointment next? |
1.3934 |
0.06110 |
122 |
87 |
22 |
13 |
752 |
You have 17 likes and one request for a birthday party. Let's eat. |
1.3934 |
0.05649 |
122 |
83 |
30 |
9 |
753 |
Thank heaven. It was a skunk last week. |
1.3934 |
0.05528 |
122 |
82 |
32 |
8 |
754 |
Oh honey, it's your first captive audience! |
1.3932 |
0.05423 |
117 |
77 |
34 |
6 |
755 |
You’d think nobody had ever seen a naked bunny. |
1.3932 |
0.05423 |
117 |
77 |
34 |
6 |
756 |
So far, you have one ‘like’ and two hare-raising comments. |
1.3932 |
0.05688 |
117 |
79 |
30 |
8 |
757 |
mmmhhmmm yes, now it's my turn. For my trick I'm going to make myself disappear from this blind date. " |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
758 |
Nope. Even at a distance your act still pretty much sucks. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
759 |
Uh oh, you just got a cease and desist message from PETA. |
1.3929 |
0.05508 |
112 |
76 |
29 |
7 |
760 |
Whenever we have rabbit for dinner do you always have to make it a show? |
1.3926 |
0.05053 |
135 |
89 |
39 |
7 |
761 |
And now, for my next trick, I will attempt to unmute myself on Zoom. |
1.3925 |
0.05902 |
107 |
72 |
28 |
7 |
762 |
Honey, no, I want the Duck L'Orange. |
1.3925 |
0.05902 |
107 |
72 |
28 |
7 |
763 |
Looks like the lady in 2B is undressing in front of the window again. |
1.3925 |
0.05751 |
107 |
71 |
30 |
6 |
764 |
You're up to nine people live streaming this! |
1.3925 |
0.05751 |
107 |
71 |
30 |
6 |
765 |
Twitter is asking that you to put the rabbit down gently and walk away from the ledge. |
1.3925 |
0.06050 |
107 |
73 |
26 |
8 |
766 |
Steve is just seconds away from making his date disappear. |
1.3922 |
0.05937 |
102 |
68 |
28 |
6 |
767 |
Comments are from animal lovers. They insist you vanish instead of Bunny. |
1.3922 |
0.05149 |
102 |
71 |
25 |
6 |
768 |
Audience guarantees a 5-star rating if YOU disappear. |
1.3920 |
0.05668 |
125 |
86 |
29 |
10 |
769 |
I wonder what this means, lots of hook emojis. |
1.3918 |
0.05963 |
97 |
64 |
28 |
5 |
770 |
Moments before Harold the Great’s date did her own Houdini act. |
1.3918 |
0.05963 |
97 |
64 |
28 |
5 |
771 |
Don't drop it yet -- everybody's watching. |
1.3917 |
0.04777 |
120 |
82 |
32 |
6 |
772 |
Dinner and a show with a few of our closest friends. Ta - da!! |
1.3917 |
0.05588 |
120 |
81 |
31 |
8 |
773 |
Uh-oh. Magician Captures Easter Bunny is a trending topic. |
1.3913 |
0.05341 |
115 |
80 |
27 |
8 |
774 |
The neighbors are watching. |
1.3910 |
0.05211 |
133 |
89 |
36 |
8 |
775 |
And for my final trick, I will put a rabbit into a hat. |
1.3910 |
0.04987 |
133 |
92 |
32 |
9 |
776 |
With all the neighborhood watching Tricia finally forced her husband to confront the fact that his life had become a mere cliché. |
1.3909 |
0.06340 |
110 |
78 |
21 |
11 |
777 |
Sure, they love you now—they don’t know what’s for dinner. |
1.3906 |
0.05681 |
128 |
89 |
28 |
11 |
778 |
You finally have your audience captivated, Harold. |
1.3906 |
0.05681 |
128 |
89 |
28 |
11 |
779 |
Thank you! I’ll be here all year. |
1.3906 |
0.05681 |
128 |
89 |
28 |
11 |
780 |
I'm so grateful you didn't go to the dark-side, Marvin. |
1.3905 |
0.04488 |
105 |
75 |
24 |
6 |
781 |
Hey look! You are trending on @ASPCA. |
1.3905 |
0.06419 |
105 |
74 |
21 |
10 |
782 |
With 2 likes and 5 posts to the ASPCA on this rabbit trick, maybe you should skip the one where you cut me in half. |
1.3902 |
0.05492 |
123 |
83 |
32 |
8 |
783 |
We take farm to table literally here at Chez Louis |
1.3898 |
0.05650 |
118 |
80 |
30 |
8 |
784 |
The best bid so far is $200.00, plus a recipe. |
1.3894 |
0.05249 |
113 |
73 |
36 |
4 |
785 |
His card trick, however, would not go over so well. |
1.3894 |
0.05820 |
113 |
77 |
28 |
8 |
786 |
They're live streaming to the ASPCA. |
1.3894 |
0.05542 |
113 |
75 |
32 |
6 |
787 |
Now Mrs. Birnbaum in 5B wants you to saw me in half. |
1.3889 |
0.05401 |
126 |
85 |
33 |
8 |
788 |
Watch how he makes himself disappear when the bill comes. |
1.3889 |
0.05556 |
108 |
76 |
24 |
8 |
789 |
Someone wants to hire you for the next lockdown. |
1.3884 |
0.05297 |
121 |
80 |
35 |
6 |
790 |
It's from 314 "enough with the rabbits" |
1.3884 |
0.05297 |
121 |
80 |
35 |
6 |
791 |
Seventy-six likes...wait...four just magically disappeared. |
1.3883 |
0.06206 |
103 |
71 |
24 |
8 |
792 |
Even after quarantining people still hate that trick. |
1.3881 |
0.05180 |
134 |
90 |
36 |
8 |
793 |
The PETA woman on the lower left is saying DO NOT hold the bunny but the ears. |
1.3879 |
0.05580 |
116 |
78 |
31 |
7 |
794 |
You do realize that you're on a Zoom conference with the Humane Society? |
1.3876 |
0.05426 |
129 |
88 |
32 |
9 |
795 |
It's the SPCA and they're hopping mad |
1.3876 |
0.05426 |
129 |
88 |
32 |
9 |
796 |
If I hadn't seen this with my own phone, I'd never believe it. |
1.3874 |
0.06161 |
111 |
78 |
23 |
10 |
797 |
I ordered pheasant under glass, not rabbit out of hat. |
1.3871 |
0.05727 |
93 |
60 |
30 |
3 |
798 |
At least it's better than Zoom. |
1.3871 |
0.05727 |
93 |
60 |
30 |
3 |
799 |
What a great turn out. |
1.3871 |
0.04819 |
124 |
79 |
42 |
3 |
800 |
They are not impressed that you can put a rabbit in the hat. |
1.3871 |
0.05918 |
124 |
88 |
24 |
12 |
801 |
Already 200 likes for our Gender Reveal |
1.3871 |
0.05692 |
124 |
86 |
28 |
10 |
802 |
I swear it said a hair appointment! |
1.3868 |
0.05777 |
106 |
71 |
29 |
6 |
803 |
Honey, put the rabbit back in the hat. He's not out of quarantine yet. |
1.3868 |
0.05457 |
106 |
69 |
33 |
4 |
804 |
Where’s his mask |
1.3868 |
0.05930 |
106 |
72 |
27 |
7 |
805 |
Apparently no one likes your magic that's just the best place for phone signal |
1.3866 |
0.05612 |
119 |
81 |
30 |
8 |
806 |
I asked you to get the WAITER’S attention.. |
1.3860 |
0.06041 |
114 |
80 |
24 |
10 |
807 |
For my first act... the appetizer! |
1.3860 |
0.05503 |
114 |
76 |
32 |
6 |
808 |
The kids in 4C were hoping for a rhinoceros. |
1.3858 |
0.04879 |
127 |
82 |
41 |
4 |
809 |
Darling, this certainly puts a new twist on 'Neighborhood Watch' . |
1.3854 |
0.05806 |
96 |
63 |
29 |
4 |
810 |
The lady with the twins says that's a hare, not a rabbit. |
1.3854 |
0.06347 |
96 |
66 |
23 |
7 |
811 |
Naming the group chat 'Neighborhood Watch' was a little misleading. |
1.3854 |
0.06172 |
96 |
65 |
25 |
6 |
812 |
These pandemic variety hours are becoming so predictable |
1.3853 |
0.05199 |
109 |
70 |
36 |
3 |
813 |
The guy over there on the 4th floor says he with the ASPCA. |
1.3853 |
0.05668 |
109 |
73 |
30 |
6 |
814 |
If only he could pull his head out of his ass... |
1.3852 |
0.05515 |
122 |
83 |
31 |
8 |
815 |
Q-Anon says it's fake. |
1.3846 |
0.05847 |
104 |
70 |
28 |
6 |
816 |
The real magic is finding a stove pipe hat. |
1.3846 |
0.05128 |
117 |
76 |
37 |
4 |
817 |
The internet says it's CATS who always land on their feet. |
1.3846 |
0.05393 |
130 |
89 |
32 |
9 |
818 |
Next, he's going to saw a woman into two socially-distanced pieces! |
1.3840 |
0.05422 |
125 |
85 |
32 |
8 |
819 |
Look, honey, someone is live-streaming a rooftop magic show through their window and the performer looks just like you! |
1.3839 |
0.06115 |
112 |
79 |
23 |
10 |
820 |
Now they know where we get all our take-out food. |
1.3838 |
0.06210 |
99 |
68 |
24 |
7 |
821 |
I should have swiped left. |
1.3838 |
0.06689 |
99 |
71 |
18 |
10 |
822 |
At precisely the same moment, everyone within view of the apartment of “Voltimer the Great” realized they no longer had a single thing to look forward to during quarantine. |
1.3838 |
0.06042 |
99 |
67 |
26 |
6 |
823 |
Now, for the hare raising act |
1.3837 |
0.06226 |
86 |
57 |
25 |
4 |
824 |
It just says make him disappear. It doesn't say how. |
1.3833 |
0.05698 |
120 |
83 |
28 |
9 |
825 |
You posted on NextDoor that you'd make a rabbit fly? |
1.3833 |
0.06056 |
120 |
86 |
22 |
12 |
826 |
Sorry dear, still at nine likes. |
1.3833 |
0.05574 |
120 |
82 |
30 |
8 |
827 |
It's your turn to pay, so I hope you'll be pulling a credit card out as your next trick. |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
828 |
Well, he said it would be magical... |
1.3830 |
0.05476 |
94 |
60 |
32 |
2 |
829 |
Sure, Mom, he loves being the star of the neighborhood Happy Hour, but who do you think spends the rest of the day feeding and cleaning up Bunny? |
1.3828 |
0.05448 |
128 |
88 |
31 |
9 |
830 |
This e-mail thinks you'd get a better response if you pulled a hat out of the rabbit. |
1.3826 |
0.05869 |
115 |
80 |
26 |
9 |
831 |
Google says the rabbit trick is old school magic. Can’t you pull our normal lives out of that hat? |
1.3826 |
0.05998 |
115 |
81 |
24 |
10 |
832 |
You're only trending because they think you're going to saw me in half next. |
1.3826 |
0.05179 |
115 |
75 |
36 |
4 |
833 |
Mr. Jones, my neighbor in apartment 113, I believe I've found your missing hair. |
1.3826 |
0.03169 |
115 |
83 |
28 |
4 |
834 |
Quick, make it it disappear, Jenny says she sees a hawk. |
1.3826 |
0.05604 |
115 |
78 |
30 |
7 |
835 |
Every Easter, same bit. |
1.3826 |
0.05466 |
115 |
82 |
24 |
9 |
836 |
You have twenty seven likes and and one 'Is that a rat?' |
1.3824 |
0.06238 |
102 |
71 |
23 |
8 |
837 |
It says here that hare raising events always draws a crowd |
1.3824 |
0.05752 |
102 |
68 |
29 |
5 |
838 |
HE PEED IN MY HAT!! |
1.3821 |
0.04968 |
123 |
80 |
39 |
4 |
839 |
Maybe Mr. Slight-of-Hand could tear himself away and work some magic to find the waiter app on my phone. |
1.3821 |
0.06056 |
123 |
89 |
21 |
13 |
840 |
Now let's see you pull your wallet out of your pants |
1.3814 |
0.06462 |
97 |
68 |
21 |
8 |
841 |
Where was this guy when we wanted to make Trump and COVID-19 disappear? |
1.3810 |
0.05840 |
126 |
90 |
24 |
12 |
842 |
Now they want you to make the coronavirus disappear. |
1.3810 |
0.05146 |
126 |
84 |
36 |
6 |
843 |
Oh cool! According to Twitter there’s some guy on a rooftop doing amazing magic tricks. |
1.3810 |
0.05268 |
126 |
85 |
34 |
7 |
844 |
Couldn’t pull dinner out of the hat, could you, dear...? |
1.3810 |
0.05730 |
126 |
89 |
26 |
11 |
845 |
Glenn Close in 3C wants to know if she can borrow the rabbit. |
1.3806 |
0.05380 |
134 |
93 |
31 |
10 |
846 |
Magic: the Socially Distanced Livestream Rooftop Gathering. |
1.3805 |
0.04135 |
113 |
82 |
25 |
6 |
847 |
The trick is not bad when you can't hear the boos. |
1.3805 |
0.05939 |
113 |
79 |
25 |
9 |
848 |
This is his best trick since convincing forty million people Trump won the election. |
1.3804 |
0.06709 |
92 |
65 |
19 |
8 |
849 |
They all want to know what you have up your sleeve. |
1.3802 |
0.05083 |
121 |
82 |
33 |
6 |
850 |
That's cool, but they say they're really waiting for the tightrope bit. |
1.3802 |
0.05411 |
121 |
82 |
32 |
7 |
851 |
‘Daring Derek’ went full rogue - openly violating the city’s ban on rooftop magic. |
1.3802 |
0.05720 |
121 |
87 |
23 |
11 |
852 |
Oh, he's just up to his old tricks. |
1.3802 |
0.05780 |
121 |
85 |
26 |
10 |
853 |
7B is threatening you with the ASPCA |
1.3796 |
0.05537 |
108 |
72 |
31 |
5 |
854 |
Most of the comments are that they can see how you’re doing it. |
1.3796 |
0.05495 |
137 |
97 |
28 |
12 |
855 |
For your next trick, make this date disappear. |
1.3793 |
0.05828 |
116 |
81 |
26 |
9 |
856 |
Just 88 more "likes" to beat the latest Grumpy Cat post! |
1.3793 |
0.05289 |
116 |
77 |
34 |
5 |
857 |
Still not as much of an audience as when I do tricks with my rabbit, dear. |
1.3793 |
0.05359 |
116 |
80 |
29 |
7 |
858 |
The mom of the twins across the street just texted asking for their pet rabbit back. |
1.3790 |
0.05069 |
124 |
82 |
37 |
5 |
859 |
OK vote now, press 1 to make the bunny disappear, press 2 to make Harold disappear (...oh please press 2 |
1.3789 |
0.06554 |
95 |
67 |
20 |
8 |
860 |
Audience distancing |
1.3788 |
0.05327 |
132 |
91 |
32 |
9 |
861 |
It's your mother calling. She wants her rabbit back. |
1.3784 |
0.05587 |
111 |
75 |
30 |
6 |
862 |
We're busted, it is a no pet building, after all. |
1.3784 |
0.05587 |
111 |
75 |
30 |
6 |
863 |
Neighbors, I play hockey. I wished for a hat trick by my birthday. My husband misunderstood. |
1.3784 |
0.05873 |
111 |
77 |
26 |
8 |
864 |
The app says you are supposed to pull it out of the hat. |
1.3782 |
0.05722 |
119 |
83 |
27 |
9 |
865 |
Bertha wants to know if it's Roger or Bugs? |
1.3782 |
0.05722 |
119 |
83 |
27 |
9 |
866 |
Someone in 16D just called the ASPCA. Let's get outa here! |
1.3776 |
0.05526 |
98 |
64 |
31 |
3 |
867 |
This is the last rabbit honey, it better work. |
1.3774 |
0.05912 |
106 |
73 |
26 |
7 |
868 |
What do you mean getting my eyes off my blasted cell phone is more difficult than pulling a rabbit out of a hat? |
1.3774 |
0.05912 |
106 |
73 |
26 |
7 |
869 |
Mr Jones says that looks an awful lot like Woody, his missing Hare. |
1.3772 |
0.05896 |
114 |
80 |
25 |
9 |
870 |
Percy, come look at this guy sawing a woman in half. |
1.3772 |
0.05626 |
114 |
78 |
29 |
7 |
871 |
You’re being canceled for holding the rabbit by its ears. |
1.3772 |
0.05487 |
114 |
77 |
31 |
6 |
872 |
Just a hare closer. |
1.3770 |
0.05375 |
122 |
83 |
32 |
7 |
873 |
Geez! Why are they all staring. It's not like it's the Easter Bunny! |
1.3769 |
0.05153 |
130 |
88 |
35 |
7 |
874 |
Hey hon, look at this live stream of this dude doing magic on the roof of some restaurant. |
1.3768 |
0.04623 |
138 |
95 |
36 |
7 |
875 |
You got 26 likes and two charges of rabbit abuse. |
1.3768 |
0.05163 |
138 |
95 |
34 |
9 |
876 |
If he wants tips, I have one: "Go back to Magic School." |
1.3763 |
0.05703 |
93 |
61 |
29 |
3 |
877 |
Is that the same guy who came up with a coronavirus vaccine in under a year? |
1.3762 |
0.06426 |
101 |
72 |
20 |
9 |
878 |
I don't make scenes, I create them. |
1.3761 |
0.05013 |
109 |
70 |
37 |
2 |
879 |
Your mother is calling - wants to know the extra pocket is working out in your jacket.” |
1.3761 |
0.05943 |
109 |
76 |
25 |
8 |
880 |
You will triple your audience if you pull out a Covid vaccine instead of a rabbit. |
1.3761 |
0.05527 |
117 |
80 |
30 |
7 |
881 |
He started doing this at 7 every night just to remember what getting applause felt like. |
1.3761 |
0.04965 |
117 |
83 |
27 |
7 |
882 |
You're actually blowing up for both #sparethehare and #hatcrossbunny. |
1.3761 |
0.05111 |
117 |
77 |
36 |
4 |
883 |
Frank still can't believe the neighbors enjoy watching him perform magic tricks each night. |
1.3761 |
0.05658 |
117 |
81 |
28 |
8 |
884 |
Make sure they can see its coming out of your hat |
1.3761 |
0.05658 |
117 |
81 |
28 |
8 |
885 |
You should see him at a Bar Mitzvah, he once pulled a Rabbi out of his hat. |
1.3750 |
0.06290 |
104 |
74 |
21 |
9 |
886 |
Well, that looks easier than finding a four bedroom colonial in the suburbs... |
1.3750 |
0.05683 |
120 |
84 |
27 |
9 |
887 |
Who ordered the rabbit? |
1.3750 |
0.05877 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
888 |
...so sad.... wasn't he CEO for a high tech firm before the Pandamic?..... |
1.3750 |
0.06139 |
104 |
73 |
23 |
8 |
889 |
You've found the perfect Zoom background for your magic show darling. |
1.3750 |
0.05683 |
120 |
84 |
27 |
9 |
890 |
Well at least I learned something new during quarantine, Diane. |
1.3741 |
0.04926 |
139 |
94 |
38 |
7 |
891 |
He's still in investment banking, it's just remote. |
1.3740 |
0.05455 |
131 |
92 |
29 |
10 |
892 |
Hey, I found where somebody is livestreaming your act. Maybe I'll watch it later. |
1.3740 |
0.04640 |
131 |
90 |
35 |
6 |
893 |
Amazo, we're only getting dislikes from the PETA Building. |
1.3740 |
0.05085 |
123 |
82 |
36 |
5 |
894 |
I gotta figure out a way to monetize letting this guy pull me out of his hat. |
1.3740 |
0.05702 |
123 |
87 |
26 |
10 |
895 |
Let me know when you can pull some dignity out of your hat. |
1.3740 |
0.05340 |
123 |
84 |
32 |
7 |
896 |
Mark, sit down, this is why I want a divorce. |
1.3739 |
0.05854 |
115 |
81 |
25 |
9 |
897 |
No one thought Sean Hannity could be changed into something harmless and innocent. |
1.3739 |
0.06232 |
115 |
84 |
19 |
12 |
898 |
All the neighbors watched in horror as they realized Ed had replaced his cell phone with an actual hobby |
1.3739 |
0.05587 |
115 |
79 |
29 |
7 |
899 |
Not quite the same as an edgy comedian but in these times it works |
1.3738 |
0.05398 |
107 |
71 |
32 |
4 |
900 |
OK. So how do we monetize this? |
1.3738 |
0.05398 |
107 |
71 |
32 |
4 |
901 |
Oh hon, rabbits are so old hat. |
1.3738 |
0.06161 |
107 |
76 |
22 |
9 |
902 |
Honey, look at this -- a photo of a guy abusing a rabbit. |
1.3737 |
0.06354 |
99 |
70 |
21 |
8 |
903 |
Since he couldn't get his date's attention, he entertained the rest of the neighborhood. |
1.3736 |
0.06182 |
91 |
62 |
24 |
5 |
904 |
According to this, 73 people are currently looking away from their phones to watch you, honey. If that’s not magic, I don’t know what is! |
1.3736 |
0.07101 |
91 |
67 |
14 |
10 |
905 |
Yes, fine. I’ll take it roasted with Brussels sprouts. |
1.3731 |
0.04932 |
134 |
90 |
38 |
6 |
906 |
*texting friend* When he said, "Be prepared for a magical dining experience," this is not AT ALL what I was expecting! |
1.3729 |
0.05489 |
118 |
81 |
30 |
7 |
907 |
The things an opera singer needs to do to survive these days... |
1.3729 |
0.05355 |
118 |
80 |
32 |
6 |
908 |
They loved the rabbit trick, but you're gonna have a problem getting a volunteer from the audience. |
1.3727 |
0.05458 |
110 |
74 |
31 |
5 |
909 |
Apparently, they're wondering if you can pull a vaccine appointment out of that hat. |
1.3727 |
0.05899 |
110 |
77 |
25 |
8 |
910 |
They're all threatening to call the ASPCA. |
1.3727 |
0.05756 |
110 |
76 |
27 |
7 |
911 |
...I suppose his profile did read "magical personality, good with pets" |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
912 |
The family in 601 wants their rabbit back immediately! |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
913 |
A rooftop proposal by a magician in Manhattan went viral today after the young man realized that his rabbit was withholding the engagement ring. |
1.3723 |
0.06762 |
94 |
68 |
17 |
9 |
914 |
You’re going to miss having a captive audience. |
1.3721 |
0.05399 |
129 |
90 |
30 |
9 |
915 |
I miss the old days, when he would try to entertain ME with his tricks!! |
1.3721 |
0.04806 |
129 |
85 |
40 |
4 |
916 |
Waiter, I'm posting this on Yelp. I'm not impressed---I ordered the canard l'orange. |
1.3717 |
0.04980 |
113 |
79 |
30 |
4 |
917 |
How disappointing. We thought you were going to pull a rabbi
out of your hat? |
1.3717 |
0.06183 |
113 |
82 |
20 |
11 |
918 |
How does this honor healthcare workers again? |
1.3714 |
0.05104 |
140 |
97 |
34 |
9 |
919 |
It doesn't really matter that we've all seen this before. |
1.3714 |
0.05286 |
105 |
69 |
33 |
3 |
920 |
For the umpteenth time, he is not my husband. |
1.3714 |
0.06091 |
105 |
74 |
23 |
8 |
921 |
The Aldwiches in 507 say put the rabbit down, or their son Bobby will shoot you. |
1.3711 |
0.06273 |
97 |
68 |
22 |
7 |
922 |
Humane Society ? He's doing it again!!! |
1.3710 |
0.05428 |
124 |
86 |
30 |
8 |
923 |
Tell me when to misdirect everybody by sending a group text. |
1.3707 |
0.05681 |
116 |
81 |
27 |
8 |
924 |
We're all watching this on Trik Tok. |
1.3700 |
0.06301 |
100 |
71 |
21 |
8 |
925 |
Don't pull my ears, I know what I am doing. |
1.3700 |
0.05801 |
100 |
68 |
27 |
5 |
926 |
Six likes. Seventeen loves. One "Is that a real rabbit." |
1.3700 |
0.05972 |
100 |
69 |
25 |
6 |
927 |
Hello, Timmie? Are you enjoying your virtual birthday party? |
1.3700 |
0.05624 |
100 |
67 |
29 |
4 |
928 |
Hare Today...... |
1.3700 |
0.06139 |
100 |
70 |
23 |
7 |
929 |
For his next trick, he'll convince her he's marriage material. |
1.3697 |
0.05451 |
119 |
82 |
30 |
7 |
930 |
Oh he’s definitely playing on a full deck. |
1.3696 |
0.05724 |
92 |
61 |
28 |
3 |
931 |
Relax, the rabbit has had its shots. |
1.3696 |
0.05929 |
92 |
62 |
26 |
4 |
932 |
I'd say 80% like the show, 15% are recording in case you fall, and 5% are PETA. |
1.3694 |
0.05713 |
111 |
77 |
27 |
7 |
933 |
Nope. Still not trending. They're liking the rabbit though. |
1.3694 |
0.05419 |
111 |
75 |
31 |
5 |
934 |
Honey, stop all that attention-seeking and come see how many ‘likes’ my wine picture got!” |
1.3692 |
0.05021 |
130 |
88 |
36 |
6 |
935 |
The real 2020 magic was getting the audience. |
1.3689 |
0.05517 |
103 |
69 |
30 |
4 |
936 |
Okay, so far, so good, but the video doesn’t say what to do now with the rabbit. |
1.3689 |
0.05726 |
122 |
87 |
25 |
10 |
937 |
Someone just texted me that there is someone doing magic tricks on their balcony nearby. Isn't that nice? |
1.3684 |
0.05469 |
114 |
78 |
30 |
6 |
938 |
Honey, PETA is on the way. They say they’re getting record complaints. |
1.3684 |
0.05996 |
95 |
65 |
25 |
5 |
939 |
It was either this or the 2F neighbor would sing |
1.3684 |
0.06180 |
95 |
66 |
23 |
6 |
940 |
THEY DIDN'T LOOK WHEN I WAS NAKED |
1.3679 |
0.05893 |
106 |
74 |
25 |
7 |
941 |
It’s okay, Howard. When it’s viewed on a phone screen it makes it more believable. |
1.3676 |
0.04985 |
136 |
93 |
36 |
7 |
942 |
Tomato emoji...tomato emoji...clapping hands...astonished face...mind blown...tomato emoji... |
1.3673 |
0.06048 |
98 |
68 |
24 |
6 |
943 |
You're trending, now sit down and let's order. |
1.3673 |
0.05502 |
98 |
65 |
30 |
3 |
944 |
I never got this kind of attention before Covid. |
1.3673 |
0.05405 |
98 |
67 |
27 |
4 |
945 |
The virtual votes are all in. 15 - the bunny is real. 22 - the bunny is a stuffed toy. And 1 - "give me my bunny back" |
1.3673 |
0.06387 |
98 |
70 |
20 |
8 |
946 |
You’re trending on Google for 'Rooftop Magic Shows on West 16th street between 8th and 9th'. |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
947 |
Who says the magic has gone out of our relationship. |
1.3670 |
0.05158 |
109 |
72 |
34 |
3 |
948 |
Gender reveal goes horribly wrong |
1.3670 |
0.05779 |
109 |
76 |
26 |
7 |
949 |
I think they’ve seen this before. Put me down. I’ve been working on a tap routine. |
1.3663 |
0.04608 |
101 |
73 |
24 |
4 |
950 |
You got a vaccine appointment,too? |
1.3661 |
0.05812 |
112 |
79 |
25 |
8 |
951 |
Farm-to-table dining is getting too extreme. |
1.3661 |
0.05381 |
112 |
76 |
31 |
5 |
952 |
The bunny was in the hat the whole time |
1.3661 |
0.05672 |
112 |
78 |
27 |
7 |
953 |
We should go back to baking banana bread after this |
1.3661 |
0.05672 |
112 |
78 |
27 |
7 |
954 |
It appears you are trending on PETA |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
955 |
Looks like you got five "OMGs." Three "TA-DAs", and one poop emoji. |
1.3656 |
0.05467 |
93 |
61 |
30 |
2 |
956 |
I get the theatrics,but the neighbors don’t know you’re a chef. |
1.3656 |
0.06074 |
93 |
64 |
24 |
5 |
957 |
You got 25 'Likes' and one order for rabbit stew. |
1.3656 |
0.06074 |
93 |
64 |
24 |
5 |
958 |
Oui Madam, the plat du jour is very fresh. |
1.3656 |
0.06264 |
93 |
65 |
22 |
6 |
959 |
Well, he did say the show would be hare-raising. |
1.3654 |
0.05643 |
104 |
71 |
28 |
5 |
960 |
They're waiting for the bunny to jump off the roof before they sent it to Tic Toc |
1.3652 |
0.05288 |
115 |
78 |
32 |
5 |
961 |
68% Vote to toss over the side, 30% to return to the hat and
the women in 4d would like to use it for stew. |
1.3652 |
0.05430 |
115 |
79 |
30 |
6 |
962 |
They all want to know if you can pull a vaccine shot for them out of that hat. |
1.3652 |
0.05837 |
115 |
82 |
24 |
9 |
963 |
And you said that magic course was a waste of money. Well, look at me now, Brenda! I'm big time. |
1.3652 |
0.05142 |
115 |
77 |
34 |
4 |
964 |
Marvin the Magnificent was arrested later that day on charges of animal cruelty, based on abundant photographic evidence. |
1.3651 |
0.04860 |
126 |
86 |
35 |
5 |
965 |
The guy in apartment 512 texted that he wants his rabbit back...unharmed, or you will pay. |
1.3647 |
0.06449 |
85 |
59 |
21 |
5 |
966 |
Yeah, we get. It’s a rabbit. Just like yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that, and... |
1.3646 |
0.05758 |
96 |
65 |
27 |
4 |
967 |
Pandemagic |
1.3645 |
0.06284 |
107 |
78 |
19 |
10 |
968 |
Emojis indicate mild applause and scattered oohs and aahs! |
1.3644 |
0.05471 |
118 |
82 |
29 |
7 |
969 |
I would let go of my ears if I were you. Your wife just reported you to Animal Rescue League. |
1.3644 |
0.05730 |
118 |
84 |
25 |
9 |
970 |
This just in...zero stars from PETA. |
1.3644 |
0.05602 |
118 |
83 |
27 |
8 |
971 |
A captive audience indeed.” |
1.3644 |
0.05602 |
118 |
83 |
27 |
8 |
972 |
It's PETA..., for you.... |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
129 |
91 |
29 |
9 |
973 |
Mrs. Schmit in apartment 201 just called PETA |
1.3643 |
0.05155 |
129 |
89 |
33 |
7 |
974 |
Rabbit, again? |
1.3636 |
0.05438 |
110 |
75 |
30 |
5 |
975 |
All I said is I'm in the mood for Welsh Rarebit . . . |
1.3636 |
0.04785 |
110 |
76 |
30 |
4 |
976 |
It was supposed to be a romantic evening, and then the hare showed up! |
1.3636 |
0.05518 |
77 |
49 |
28 |
0 |
977 |
Fluffy began to reconsider his decision to throw away his accounting career for the glamour of show-biz. |
1.3636 |
0.07079 |
88 |
65 |
14 |
9 |
978 |
Someone says they know how you did it. |
1.3630 |
0.04220 |
135 |
99 |
28 |
8 |
979 |
In a sad twist of pandemic fate, David Copperfield was reduced to rabbits out of hats while Claudia looked on and chortled. |
1.3629 |
0.05532 |
124 |
88 |
27 |
9 |
980 |
MAN WITH STRANGE HAT
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
INFLICTING CRUELTY ON RABBIT
JUST DAYS BEFORE EASTER
Neighbors shocked:
“The poor bunny wasn’t hurting anyone,
he was just hiding a few colored eggs.”
“His poor ears! Why the ears? Why?” |
1.3628 |
0.06166 |
113 |
83 |
19 |
11 |
981 |
Don't worry, Dear, they're just window fans. |
1.3627 |
0.06040 |
102 |
72 |
23 |
7 |
982 |
The Carsons are so lucky. Blue Man Group lives in the building across from them. |
1.3627 |
0.05877 |
102 |
71 |
25 |
6 |
983 |
Sorry, can't talk now. We're doing an outdoor Zoom show. |
1.3626 |
0.06724 |
91 |
66 |
17 |
8 |
984 |
There's already a meme comparing you to Michael Jackson dangling his kid off the edge of a balcony. |
1.3626 |
0.05303 |
91 |
59 |
31 |
1 |
985 |
Which one of you YouTube pranksters put a rabbit in my hat? |
1.3621 |
0.05107 |
116 |
78 |
34 |
4 |
986 |
Everybody just wants you to stop. |
1.3621 |
0.05530 |
116 |
81 |
28 |
7 |
987 |
They are all PETA members, Ian. |
1.3621 |
0.05530 |
116 |
81 |
28 |
7 |
988 |
Nope. Still no bars. |
1.3619 |
0.05761 |
105 |
73 |
26 |
6 |
989 |
And for my next trip, I am eating out with someone at a restaurant. |
1.3619 |
0.05761 |
105 |
73 |
26 |
6 |
990 |
Instagrabbit |
1.3619 |
0.05918 |
105 |
74 |
24 |
7 |
991 |
Google says if he won't go back in the hat,try giving him a carrot. |
1.3619 |
0.05761 |
105 |
73 |
26 |
6 |
992 |
Now that you’ve done that, see if you can make a washer & dryer appear in our apartment. |
1.3617 |
0.06022 |
94 |
65 |
24 |
5 |
993 |
For the next trick we'll need a volunteer. You there in 442 Park, 18th floor, third window from the left, come up here. |
1.3617 |
0.05829 |
94 |
64 |
26 |
4 |
994 |
Just a second later, Alfred's wish to become a viral hit came true as the rabbit wriggled free and leaped. |
1.3617 |
0.06739 |
94 |
69 |
16 |
9 |
995 |
He’s called the delusionist of grandeur. |
1.3613 |
0.04808 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
996 |
So look. All I want to do is this. I just want to find 11,780 rabbits in my hat, which is one more than we have. |
1.3613 |
0.05690 |
119 |
85 |
25 |
9 |
997 |
Hare today gone tomorrow |
1.3611 |
0.05652 |
108 |
75 |
27 |
6 |
998 |
I’m checking Yelp and Twitter and it’s your weird eyes, not the rabbit-hat stuff |
1.3611 |
0.06094 |
108 |
78 |
21 |
9 |
999 |
This is the first time this trick has worked. I'll call you right back |
1.3611 |
0.05002 |
108 |
71 |
35 |
2 |
1000 |
Thank God she didn't order the veal! |
1.3608 |
0.05711 |
97 |
66 |
27 |
4 |
1001 |
No new likes, but your views are rising. |
1.3608 |
0.05711 |
97 |
66 |
27 |
4 |
1002 |
Now it says to saw the rabbit in half ... wait that can't be right. |
1.3607 |
0.05342 |
122 |
85 |
30 |
7 |
1003 |
Imitating the Fed. |
1.3605 |
0.06170 |
86 |
59 |
23 |
4 |
1004 |
Nope. They're all super disappointed. It autocorrected where I said you'd pull the rabbit from. |
1.3605 |
0.06388 |
86 |
60 |
21 |
5 |
1005 |
The rabbit’s Go Fund Me site is now up to five heads of lettuce and thirteen carrots! |
1.3605 |
0.06802 |
86 |
62 |
17 |
7 |
1006 |
Yo have 25 ooh's, 32 ahh's and 47 How the hell did he do that's |
1.3604 |
0.05622 |
111 |
80 |
23 |
8 |
1007 |
Sawing me in half better not be his next trick. |
1.3604 |
0.05694 |
111 |
78 |
26 |
7 |
1008 |
The real magic trick is how he got her to say yes to a rooftop dinner. |
1.3600 |
0.05416 |
100 |
67 |
30 |
3 |
1009 |
Never do magic near PETA headquarters |
1.3600 |
0.06280 |
100 |
72 |
20 |
8 |
1010 |
And yet, despite his current predicament, Warren couldn’t help but wonder if he’d left the stove on back at the burrow. |
1.3600 |
0.05949 |
100 |
70 |
24 |
6 |
1011 |
That’s easy. Magician Twitter wants to know—can you pull a hat out of a rabbit? |
1.3596 |
0.05231 |
114 |
80 |
28 |
6 |
1012 |
How embarrassing! I was intending to pull a ring out and propose! |
1.3596 |
0.06441 |
89 |
63 |
20 |
6 |
1013 |
Your mother wants you to stand back from the edge, and your father thinks your delivery needs work." |
1.3596 |
0.05816 |
89 |
60 |
26 |
3 |
1014 |
I don’t know Betty, the magic’s just gone. Even the neighbors agree. |
1.3594 |
0.05051 |
128 |
88 |
34 |
6 |
1015 |
Watch the Incredible Ironico put a rabbit in a hat. |
1.3592 |
0.05748 |
103 |
74 |
22 |
7 |
1016 |
You've got 37 likes and one comment that the Humane Society has been called. |
1.3592 |
0.05494 |
103 |
70 |
29 |
4 |
1017 |
Has anyone lost a rabbit? |
1.3592 |
0.05830 |
103 |
72 |
25 |
6 |
1018 |
They all want a copy of the recipe you're going to use. |
1.3592 |
0.05318 |
103 |
69 |
31 |
3 |
1019 |
Jimmy Stewart has still got binoculars on you. |
1.3592 |
0.05664 |
103 |
71 |
27 |
5 |
1020 |
Pan fried in wine and garlic sauce is trending, Carl." |
1.3592 |
0.05830 |
103 |
72 |
25 |
6 |
1021 |
OK, 60% "Ooh", 38% "Ahh", and 2% "Other". |
1.3592 |
0.05830 |
103 |
72 |
25 |
6 |
1022 |
Silly rabbit, tricks are for vids. |
1.3592 |
0.05318 |
103 |
71 |
28 |
4 |
1023 |
So, according to this, you place the rabbit In the hat! |
1.3592 |
0.05991 |
103 |
73 |
23 |
7 |
1024 |
Outdoor dining was never so much fun. |
1.3590 |
0.05491 |
117 |
82 |
28 |
7 |
1025 |
Being a magician on Trick Tok meant looking good all the time -never a hare out of place |
1.3585 |
0.05872 |
106 |
75 |
24 |
7 |
1026 |
Yes, yes, your captive audience loves you dear... |
1.3585 |
0.05717 |
106 |
74 |
26 |
6 |
1027 |
That’s so old hat! |
1.3585 |
0.05717 |
106 |
74 |
26 |
6 |
1028 |
The woman in 8E with the cooking show is still getting more likes. |
1.3585 |
0.05558 |
106 |
73 |
28 |
5 |
1029 |
They want to know where your beautiful assistant is. |
1.3585 |
0.05049 |
106 |
70 |
34 |
2 |
1030 |
Hare-ee Houdini. |
1.3579 |
0.06679 |
95 |
70 |
16 |
9 |
1031 |
Now pull the otter out of your trousers. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1032 |
The restaurant reviewer did say that new rooftop cafe was magical. |
1.3579 |
0.05378 |
95 |
63 |
30 |
2 |
1033 |
Clapping for healthcare workers is so 2020, Judith. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1034 |
They’re about to be even more impressed. I found instructions for skinning and cooking it. |
1.3578 |
0.06047 |
109 |
79 |
21 |
9 |
1035 |
Bad timing, dear. Meghan Markle just went into labor. |
1.3578 |
0.05298 |
109 |
74 |
31 |
4 |
1036 |
They say they preferred the opera singing guy. |
1.3578 |
0.05905 |
109 |
78 |
23 |
8 |
1037 |
The rabbit on my phone is cuter. |
1.3578 |
0.05456 |
109 |
75 |
29 |
5 |
1038 |
Am I not enough, or must you always have an audience? |
1.3578 |
0.05456 |
109 |
75 |
29 |
5 |
1039 |
Karen: How's the date?
Amy: After dinner I'm going to make him disappear. |
1.3577 |
0.05307 |
123 |
86 |
30 |
7 |
1040 |
Honey, your gluttony for admiration is showing. |
1.3571 |
0.05360 |
112 |
77 |
30 |
5 |
1041 |
I'm getting mostly clap emojis and the occasional fried shrimp. |
1.3571 |
0.05847 |
98 |
68 |
25 |
5 |
1042 |
Reginald was often seen pulling out his hare in public. |
1.3571 |
0.05664 |
98 |
67 |
27 |
4 |
1043 |
People are more bored than I thought." |
1.3571 |
0.05525 |
84 |
55 |
28 |
1 |
1044 |
For my next trick, I'm going to make all of my Amazon packages disappear |
1.3571 |
0.04166 |
98 |
76 |
18 |
4 |
1045 |
They really want to see you make the virus disappear. |
1.3566 |
0.05481 |
129 |
93 |
26 |
10 |
1046 |
Can you pull 2020 back out again? |
1.3564 |
0.06227 |
101 |
73 |
20 |
8 |
1047 |
Hey, look at this guy's weird head and hare. |
1.3563 |
0.05890 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
1048 |
Yup, we definitely got better reception with the coathanger |
1.3563 |
0.06535 |
87 |
62 |
19 |
6 |
1049 |
The smell isn't greasepaint and the roar isn't the crowd, but it's better than nothing. |
1.3563 |
0.06112 |
87 |
60 |
23 |
4 |
1050 |
By the saving Grace of Covid, the Amazing Randy's career was reborn. |
1.3563 |
0.06737 |
87 |
63 |
17 |
7 |
1051 |
Bill's rooftop non-binary version of "Fatal Attraction" was a hit. |
1.3563 |
0.06112 |
87 |
60 |
23 |
4 |
1052 |
It says here he was just offered a job as Trump’s new campaign manager. |
1.3563 |
0.06737 |
87 |
63 |
17 |
7 |
1053 |
Yeah, everyone's waiting for him to saw me in half. |
1.3563 |
0.06737 |
87 |
63 |
17 |
7 |
1054 |
Of course they’re impressed. They didn’t have to bury the first 63 rabbits you tried that with. |
1.3559 |
0.05712 |
118 |
85 |
24 |
9 |
1055 |
John! Quit playing with your dinner! |
1.3559 |
0.05453 |
118 |
83 |
28 |
7 |
1056 |
Now they want you to cut me in half |
1.3559 |
0.05039 |
118 |
80 |
34 |
4 |
1057 |
Everyone in the neighborhood warned me that you're up to your old tricks. |
1.3558 |
0.05784 |
104 |
73 |
25 |
6 |
1058 |
Lockdown was so long, the ol' pulling a
rabbit out of the hat trick made a comeback! |
1.3558 |
0.05278 |
104 |
70 |
31 |
3 |
1059 |
So far all likes except from the ASPCA”. |
1.3558 |
0.05452 |
104 |
71 |
29 |
4 |
1060 |
It has been a year now, honey. I think they stopped caring. |
1.3558 |
0.05620 |
104 |
72 |
27 |
5 |
1061 |
If I didn’t see it with my own phone, I wouldn’t believe it! |
1.3558 |
0.05452 |
104 |
71 |
29 |
4 |
1062 |
Fortunately, you are able to work remotely.” |
1.3558 |
0.05620 |
104 |
72 |
27 |
5 |
1063 |
I think they're ready for the cooking segment of the show. |
1.3556 |
0.05074 |
90 |
68 |
16 |
6 |
1064 |
They want to know why you aren't wearing a mask. |
1.3556 |
0.06382 |
90 |
64 |
20 |
6 |
1065 |
Dinner and Show just isn't the same |
1.3556 |
0.06183 |
90 |
63 |
22 |
5 |
1066 |
Yeah, they like it, but Sheila in 5B keeps asking for you to make the last 12 months disappear. |
1.3554 |
0.05360 |
121 |
85 |
29 |
7 |
1067 |
Just wait till you see what he pulls out of the rabbit |
1.3554 |
0.05611 |
121 |
87 |
25 |
9 |
1068 |
Not another rabbit. How about a 75' Saint Émilion? |
1.3553 |
0.07183 |
76 |
55 |
15 |
6 |
1069 |
You're trending on PETA"s twitter feed! |
1.3551 |
0.05827 |
107 |
76 |
24 |
7 |
1070 |
Boredom has reached a new low when this is great entertainment |
1.3551 |
0.05976 |
107 |
77 |
22 |
8 |
1071 |
They were all now too-aware how the stovepipe hat got its name. |
1.3551 |
0.05353 |
107 |
75 |
27 |
5 |
1072 |
And for this week's community cooking class: 'Lapin en chapeau'. |
1.3551 |
0.05353 |
107 |
73 |
30 |
4 |
1073 |
Evan in 2B wants to know if you can do anything else besides all this hocus-pocus. |
1.3548 |
0.05648 |
93 |
63 |
27 |
3 |
1074 |
Thank god you now have hare under you hat. |
1.3548 |
0.05851 |
93 |
64 |
25 |
4 |
1075 |
22% are moderately impressed but a resounding 67% recommend a lively Beaujolais with the stew. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1076 |
That night we finished Netflix |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1077 |
Uh-oh. PETA is watching your stream. |
1.3545 |
0.06001 |
110 |
80 |
21 |
9 |
1078 |
And for my next trick I will disappear my wife's phone |
1.3545 |
0.06001 |
110 |
80 |
21 |
9 |
1079 |
They are not impressed." |
1.3542 |
0.06451 |
96 |
70 |
18 |
8 |
1080 |
Ooh look at this George someone's doing a magic show on their balcony. Don't you get any ideas I wouldn't want the neighbors watching us. |
1.3542 |
0.04794 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
1081 |
Do you think it will land on it's feet? |
1.3542 |
0.06102 |
96 |
68 |
22 |
6 |
1082 |
Having successfully tortured a small animal, Sen. Ron Johnson will now pull 1000 fraudulent ballots out of his ass. |
1.3542 |
0.06619 |
96 |
71 |
16 |
9 |
1083 |
If he can't get a bull by the horns, at least he can get a hare by the ears. |
1.3542 |
0.05731 |
96 |
66 |
26 |
4 |
1084 |
One more time. The guy in 3C says he didn’t get the shot. |
1.3542 |
0.05537 |
96 |
65 |
28 |
3 |
1085 |
Making magician great again! |
1.3542 |
0.05920 |
96 |
67 |
24 |
5 |
1086 |
Not the smartest thing to pull out of a hat just before Easter. |
1.3540 |
0.05468 |
113 |
79 |
28 |
6 |
1087 |
text 'vote' if you'd like to see larry and hopper on next weeks Quarantine Idol |
1.3540 |
0.05468 |
113 |
79 |
28 |
6 |
1088 |
I’m beginning to think they mean OUR BUILDING is on fire. |
1.3540 |
0.05468 |
113 |
79 |
28 |
6 |
1089 |
Just text them back that it is real. |
1.3540 |
0.05611 |
113 |
80 |
26 |
7 |
1090 |
Mort , the only emails so far are three requests to adopt the rabbit . |
1.3535 |
0.05799 |
99 |
69 |
25 |
5 |
1091 |
It is the animal shelter calling. They have received numerous complaints concerning the treatment of your pet bunny." |
1.3535 |
0.05974 |
99 |
70 |
23 |
6 |
1092 |
Now it says “STEP 3: Ring rabbit’s neck and rabbit will play dead.” |
1.3535 |
0.06628 |
99 |
74 |
15 |
10 |
1093 |
No, you're not interrupting dinner; he made it disappear. |
1.3534 |
0.05645 |
116 |
83 |
25 |
8 |
1094 |
5 votes for entree, 7 votes for appetizer |
1.3529 |
0.06418 |
85 |
60 |
20 |
5 |
1095 |
Wanda is 4 C says, "it's great, but can you pull a hat out of a rabbit?". |
1.3529 |
0.05332 |
102 |
69 |
30 |
3 |
1096 |
Next, wiggle the rabbit around by the ears, then place him back in the hat and...oh shoot, my screen just froze. |
1.3529 |
0.04861 |
119 |
80 |
36 |
3 |
1097 |
Another hare raising date. Got to stop using this lame dating app. |
1.3529 |
0.05853 |
102 |
72 |
24 |
6 |
1098 |
Must you show the neighbors what we are having for dinner every night? |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
1099 |
Wow - you've already gotten 679 Likes and 245 Hares! |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
1100 |
3B wants to know if the rabbit's for sale. |
1.3524 |
0.05410 |
105 |
72 |
29 |
4 |
1101 |
I don't think you understand the meaning of 'neighborhood watch.' |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
1102 |
That's fine for dinner, but you cook it. |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
1103 |
Some are reporting improved WiFi.Now that's magic! |
1.3524 |
0.05410 |
105 |
72 |
29 |
4 |
1104 |
And on tonight's menu... |
1.3524 |
0.04684 |
105 |
73 |
29 |
3 |
1105 |
Look, honey, everyone is tweeting about this guy doing a magic show on a rooftop. |
1.3523 |
0.06473 |
88 |
63 |
19 |
6 |
1106 |
PETA is following you |
1.3523 |
0.06056 |
88 |
61 |
23 |
4 |
1107 |
Wear your masks 😷 or the rabbit 🐇 disappears |
1.3523 |
0.06056 |
88 |
61 |
23 |
4 |
1108 |
Honestly, there are worse rooms than this. |
1.3523 |
0.06056 |
88 |
61 |
23 |
4 |
1109 |
Good going. You got another like. |
1.3519 |
0.05148 |
108 |
73 |
32 |
3 |
1110 |
Text: No animals were harmed in the making of this trick” |
1.3519 |
0.05782 |
108 |
77 |
24 |
7 |
1111 |
They stared in awe as, Phil ignored his wife's one-handed texting skills. |
1.3519 |
0.05929 |
108 |
78 |
22 |
8 |
1112 |
Keep going hon. #CrowdFunding almost at #NewCondo. |
1.3519 |
0.05148 |
108 |
73 |
32 |
3 |
1113 |
“His arias were not well received, so he's gone to his backup plan." |
1.3519 |
0.05630 |
108 |
76 |
26 |
6 |
1114 |
Ralph misunderstood the clapping for first responders. |
1.3516 |
0.06127 |
91 |
64 |
22 |
5 |
1115 |
Is she taking a picture of his hare or her hair? |
1.3514 |
0.05527 |
111 |
78 |
27 |
6 |
1116 |
You're up to $3 on Paypal " |
1.3511 |
0.06365 |
94 |
68 |
19 |
7 |
1117 |
5D says, 'can you do it again, but slower'. |
1.3511 |
0.05801 |
94 |
65 |
25 |
4 |
1118 |
Hands clapping emoji, thumbs-up emoji, big smile emoji,
happy grin emoji, amazed face emoji, raised eyebrows emoji,
eyes wide emoji.... |
1.3511 |
0.05801 |
94 |
65 |
25 |
4 |
1119 |
It's truly a hare raising feet |
1.3511 |
0.05801 |
94 |
65 |
25 |
4 |
1120 |
A short moment later Brian realizes that this trick works best with doves. |
1.3509 |
0.05842 |
114 |
83 |
22 |
9 |
1121 |
Oh look, this divorce lawyer is offering a lockdown discount. |
1.3509 |
0.05570 |
114 |
81 |
26 |
7 |
1122 |
I was expecting a proposal, but this is even better. |
1.3509 |
0.05135 |
114 |
78 |
32 |
4 |
1123 |
We have ten likes and three retweets to PETA. |
1.3505 |
0.05684 |
97 |
67 |
26 |
4 |
1124 |
Not even a real magician can get everyone's attention. |
1.3505 |
0.05870 |
97 |
68 |
24 |
5 |
1125 |
And to think I couldn't get arrested with this act a year ago! |
1.3505 |
0.04758 |
97 |
65 |
31 |
1 |
1126 |
Everyone now wants to see you pull a vaccine out of your hat. |
1.3500 |
0.05246 |
120 |
84 |
30 |
6 |
1127 |
And just like that he became a meme. |
1.3500 |
0.05752 |
100 |
70 |
25 |
5 |
1128 |
Good reception, thanks to the rabbit ears. |
1.3500 |
0.06439 |
80 |
56 |
20 |
4 |
1129 |
OK You have their attention!
The real magic is to get them to hit the "donate" button |
1.3500 |
0.06093 |
100 |
72 |
21 |
7 |
1130 |
Oh so that's what they have been clapping for at 7pm every afternoon. |
1.3500 |
0.05752 |
100 |
73 |
21 |
6 |
1131 |
Beyond virtual show-stopping. Simply hare-raising. |
1.3495 |
0.05806 |
103 |
73 |
24 |
6 |
1132 |
Easter 2020 - Easter 2021 - Easter.... |
1.3495 |
0.05806 |
103 |
73 |
24 |
6 |
1133 |
The Fred Astaire fan from 12B says you can keep the hat. |
1.3495 |
0.04919 |
103 |
68 |
34 |
1 |
1134 |
Usually they let you choose your lobster-never seen it with a rabbit before! |
1.3494 |
0.06513 |
83 |
59 |
19 |
5 |
1135 |
At this point, any old trick is exciting. |
1.3492 |
0.05203 |
126 |
89 |
30 |
7 |
1136 |
Here’s a request for The Cat in a Hat |
1.3491 |
0.06149 |
106 |
78 |
19 |
9 |
1137 |
Mom, he’s up to his old tricks again. |
1.3491 |
0.05694 |
106 |
75 |
25 |
6 |
1138 |
Schrodinger’s Rabbit because apparently, the cat died. |
1.3491 |
0.05694 |
106 |
75 |
25 |
6 |
1139 |
527 "likes"...not bad. |
1.3488 |
0.06137 |
86 |
60 |
22 |
4 |
1140 |
And now, safely distanced entertainment during your Zoom break. |
1.3488 |
0.05552 |
86 |
60 |
23 |
3 |
1141 |
You've got 35 texts, all demanding that you stop abusing animals. |
1.3488 |
0.06773 |
86 |
63 |
16 |
7 |
1142 |
Easter during the pandemic |
1.3486 |
0.05587 |
109 |
77 |
26 |
6 |
1143 |
They want to know if the rabbit will also be used in the next cooking class. |
1.3486 |
0.05587 |
109 |
77 |
26 |
6 |
1144 |
I'm impressed. I'll be more impressed if you actually pay for dinner this time. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1145 |
I'm starting to think we've taken this farm-to-table concept too far. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1146 |
If something is pulled out of a hat and it is not filmed on multiple smartphones, is it still a rabbit? |
1.3482 |
0.05486 |
112 |
79 |
27 |
6 |
1147 |
One hundred likes, forty-seven 'How'd he do that?'s and one 'Mind = blown.' Not bad! |
1.3482 |
0.05027 |
112 |
76 |
33 |
3 |
1148 |
Honey I know you think you learned how to be a magician during Covid, but you have to show the rabbit coming out of the hat, not being shoved into it |
1.3478 |
0.05872 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
1149 |
When you can't get any volunteers from the audience, this is about as good as it gets |
1.3478 |
0.05872 |
92 |
64 |
24 |
4 |
1150 |
The next text says, “Your fly is open, made you look, Ha Ha! |
1.3474 |
0.05943 |
95 |
67 |
23 |
5 |
1151 |
So far you have 7,000 likes and two pending lawsuits. |
1.3474 |
0.05348 |
95 |
64 |
29 |
2 |
1152 |
83% say knock it off with the cheap tricks and get on with the proposal. |
1.3474 |
0.05751 |
95 |
66 |
25 |
4 |
1153 |
Some dude holding a rabbit by the ears is tending on twitter. |
1.3474 |
0.06308 |
95 |
69 |
19 |
7 |
1154 |
Actually, I'd rather make them all disappear instead. |
1.3474 |
0.05943 |
95 |
67 |
23 |
5 |
1155 |
No, George," she said, "they're still surprised that you put on a suit. |
1.3474 |
0.05751 |
95 |
66 |
25 |
4 |
1156 |
You think those people are impressed now ... watch their faces when I let go of the bunny! |
1.3471 |
0.05834 |
121 |
90 |
20 |
11 |
1157 |
Tough crowd tonight. They're asking if you can pull vaccines out of there. |
1.3469 |
0.05998 |
98 |
70 |
22 |
6 |
1158 |
Everyone appreciates my magic but my date only appreciates true crime podcasts. |
1.3469 |
0.05820 |
98 |
69 |
24 |
5 |
1159 |
''Looks real keep shaking him." |
1.3469 |
0.05447 |
98 |
67 |
28 |
3 |
1160 |
Put me back! I’m not just another social media icon, dammit!” |
1.3467 |
0.06436 |
75 |
52 |
20 |
3 |
1161 |
I can't watch you right now. Someone is pulling a rabbit out of a hat. |
1.3467 |
0.06973 |
75 |
54 |
16 |
5 |
1162 |
Watch you? What do you think I'm doing? |
1.3465 |
0.05347 |
101 |
69 |
29 |
3 |
1163 |
I knew close-up magic was a thing of the past.” |
1.3462 |
0.05426 |
104 |
72 |
28 |
4 |
1164 |
Dang, six more weeks of Covid. |
1.3462 |
0.06227 |
104 |
77 |
18 |
9 |
1165 |
That's not the magic in our relationship I was talking about |
1.3462 |
0.05426 |
104 |
72 |
28 |
4 |
1166 |
Edna could relax - having hidden the swords for the next trick. |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
1167 |
For the benefit of onllokers who didn’t have their phones out the first time, Marvin pulls a rabbit out of his hat again. |
1.3462 |
0.05339 |
104 |
74 |
25 |
5 |
1168 |
We have more people watching live than on the live stream. |
1.3462 |
0.05720 |
78 |
54 |
22 |
2 |
1169 |
Even pulling a rabbit out of a hat wasn’t enough to distract them from their phones. s |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
104 |
75 |
22 |
7 |
1170 |
They're not fans - they're members of PETA. |
1.3458 |
0.05804 |
107 |
77 |
23 |
7 |
1171 |
The guy in 4317-B needs a quick bathroom break. |
1.3458 |
0.05804 |
107 |
77 |
23 |
7 |
1172 |
Your Mom commented! |
1.3458 |
0.04987 |
107 |
72 |
33 |
2 |
1173 |
After 28 years of practicing, no one was more surprised than Sam himself when he finally pulled a rabbit out of his hat. |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
1174 |
Babs in 43C
Wants her rabbit back |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
1175 |
Well...you’re trending up on YouTube, but not so good with PETA... |
1.3457 |
0.06373 |
81 |
57 |
20 |
4 |
1176 |
Well at least he’s not sawing this one in half. |
1.3457 |
0.05869 |
81 |
55 |
24 |
2 |
1177 |
The Millenial Easter service. |
1.3452 |
0.06448 |
84 |
60 |
19 |
5 |
1178 |
They voted: Rabbit lives, you jump. |
1.3452 |
0.06222 |
84 |
59 |
21 |
4 |
1179 |
And now!...Maestro will evict a rabbit from a rent-controlled hat! |
1.3452 |
0.05987 |
84 |
58 |
23 |
3 |
1180 |
Bob's got a thousand views but the rabbit has a million already. |
1.3451 |
0.05589 |
113 |
81 |
25 |
7 |
1181 |
Bored by the same dishes night after night throughout the pandemic, Alexandre cooks his magical Lapin du Chapeau. |
1.3451 |
0.05729 |
113 |
82 |
23 |
8 |
1182 |
Wait til you see what I can fit in my yamaka |
1.3451 |
0.05589 |
113 |
81 |
25 |
7 |
1183 |
I think it's time to do something different with your hare. |
1.3448 |
0.05125 |
87 |
62 |
22 |
3 |
1184 |
Dear, I found a recipe for rabbit. |
1.3445 |
0.05395 |
119 |
85 |
27 |
7 |
1185 |
WoM
(Wives of Magicians)
“Oh Harry, are you THAT desperate for attention? It’s our anniversary and you STILL had to bring the bunny” |
1.3445 |
0.05193 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
1186 |
Hey, Doc! Use the hand sanitizer! |
1.3444 |
0.06352 |
90 |
65 |
19 |
6 |
1187 |
Yes, the entrees are incredibly fresh. |
1.3441 |
0.05821 |
93 |
65 |
24 |
4 |
1188 |
Your profile did say you feel pressure to perform |
1.3438 |
0.05507 |
96 |
66 |
27 |
3 |
1189 |
You have 12 followers so far |
1.3438 |
0.04873 |
96 |
66 |
29 |
1 |
1190 |
After 11 months of pants-free Tuesdays Frank’s neighbors are delighted he found a new use for his hat. |
1.3438 |
0.05892 |
96 |
68 |
23 |
5 |
1191 |
I'm sending this one to your mother. You are finally living your dream. |
1.3434 |
0.04226 |
99 |
72 |
24 |
3 |
1192 |
Still not trending . . . |
1.3434 |
0.05772 |
99 |
70 |
24 |
5 |
1193 |
George, people are complaining again. Maybe you should try a vegan option next time. |
1.3434 |
0.06447 |
99 |
74 |
16 |
9 |
1194 |
Despite the pandemic, there was still money to be made in turning tricks. |
1.3431 |
0.05992 |
102 |
74 |
21 |
7 |
1195 |
Trick-O-Tillo: a Hare-Pulling Disorder |
1.3431 |
0.06152 |
102 |
75 |
19 |
8 |
1196 |
Is there a hyphen in ta da? |
1.3429 |
0.06026 |
105 |
77 |
20 |
8 |
1197 |
Hon, there's a text from S.P.C.A |
1.3429 |
0.05552 |
105 |
74 |
26 |
5 |
1198 |
He says the rabbit is fresh. |
1.3429 |
0.05872 |
105 |
76 |
22 |
7 |
1199 |
For his next trick, my husband will escape lockdown. |
1.3429 |
0.05714 |
105 |
75 |
24 |
6 |
1200 |
47 Likes so far but one thumbs down each from PETA and ASPCA. |
1.3429 |
0.05211 |
105 |
72 |
30 |
3 |
1201 |
I see nothing on line about how to put it back in. Hope no one is watching. |
1.3426 |
0.05759 |
108 |
78 |
23 |
7 |
1202 |
Zoom crashes catastrophically and the people adjust. |
1.3426 |
0.05450 |
108 |
78 |
24 |
6 |
1203 |
The new reality when there are no more streaming shows to watch. |
1.3426 |
0.05289 |
108 |
75 |
29 |
4 |
1204 |
He’s making such a performance out of looking for his wallet |
1.3426 |
0.05759 |
108 |
78 |
23 |
7 |
1205 |
Apparently, it is too white. |
1.3423 |
0.05794 |
111 |
81 |
22 |
8 |
1206 |
Hurry, PETA is one its way. |
1.3423 |
0.04873 |
111 |
77 |
31 |
3 |
1207 |
Oh my God, George, all our neighbors are reporting you to the SPCA! |
1.3423 |
0.04788 |
111 |
77 |
31 |
3 |
1208 |
Is that how rabbits are made mommy? |
1.3418 |
0.05944 |
79 |
54 |
23 |
2 |
1209 |
I should have went out with the sword swallower. |
1.3415 |
0.05812 |
82 |
56 |
24 |
2 |
1210 |
Stick people in front screens for a year and they'll be "amazed" at anything. |
1.3415 |
0.06309 |
82 |
58 |
20 |
4 |
1211 |
And yet there’s no magic in the bedroom. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
1212 |
Thumper is a banger! |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
1213 |
they all want you to stop |
1.3412 |
0.07209 |
85 |
65 |
11 |
9 |
1214 |
Yep, the socially distanced magic show is now in progress |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
1215 |
Wait for it... |
1.3412 |
0.05689 |
85 |
58 |
25 |
2 |
1216 |
You're right, face-swap really does add something. |
1.3409 |
0.05333 |
88 |
61 |
25 |
2 |
1217 |
Just once, can you please leave the rabbit at home on our date night? |
1.3409 |
0.05333 |
88 |
59 |
28 |
1 |
1218 |
It says, 'The Building Is On Fire'. |
1.3409 |
0.06642 |
88 |
65 |
16 |
7 |
1219 |
Instagram by Windows |
1.3407 |
0.06294 |
91 |
66 |
19 |
6 |
1220 |
Ok, the neighbors' vote is in. The rabbit goes over the ledge. |
1.3407 |
0.06485 |
91 |
67 |
17 |
7 |
1221 |
The socially distant are socially dissing you. |
1.3407 |
0.06096 |
91 |
65 |
21 |
5 |
1222 |
And that, children, is how COVID21 started. |
1.3407 |
0.06096 |
91 |
65 |
21 |
5 |
1223 |
When you're done, honey, bring it into the kitchen. I just found a quick and easy recipe for "Lapin à la Moutarde." |
1.3404 |
0.05568 |
94 |
65 |
26 |
3 |
1224 |
He's doing one of his hare-raising tricks. |
1.3404 |
0.05770 |
94 |
66 |
24 |
4 |
1225 |
Watching you live on zoom you look more convincing |
1.3404 |
0.05359 |
94 |
69 |
20 |
5 |
1226 |
Honey, how am I supposed to pass the hat? |
1.3404 |
0.05965 |
94 |
67 |
22 |
5 |
1227 |
They really want you to pull their vaccine out of that hat. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
1228 |
It's just not as impressive as it was last year |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
1229 |
Not even in 4K does this makes sense. |
1.3404 |
0.05568 |
94 |
65 |
26 |
3 |
1230 |
'I hope it's only entertainment for which the neighbors are starved ...' said the rabbit to himself. |
1.3402 |
0.06198 |
97 |
71 |
19 |
7 |
1231 |
So THAT'S how you get a vaccination appointment |
1.3400 |
0.05360 |
100 |
69 |
28 |
3 |
1232 |
I asked for 'rare', not a 'hare.' |
1.3400 |
0.05898 |
100 |
72 |
22 |
6 |
1233 |
Three "Likes," Two "Smiley Faces," and one "Poop Emoji" . . . |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
1234 |
This is Reality Zoom in 10 Windows. |
1.3398 |
0.05614 |
103 |
73 |
25 |
5 |
1235 |
This is exactly why we kicked him out of the group chat |
1.3398 |
0.05441 |
103 |
72 |
27 |
4 |
1236 |
I'm just glad he gave up unicycling |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
1237 |
Apartment 3-B says their six year old can do it better. |
1.3396 |
0.05669 |
106 |
76 |
24 |
6 |
1238 |
Seems they want you to make Covid disappear! |
1.3396 |
0.05978 |
106 |
78 |
20 |
8 |
1239 |
Yes, with the pandemic, it's amazing how easily people are entertained. |
1.3393 |
0.05160 |
112 |
78 |
30 |
4 |
1240 |
We’re all waiting for some lady to be sawed in half.” |
1.3393 |
0.05082 |
112 |
80 |
27 |
5 |
1241 |
Here's another: Yeah, that's good, but can you pull a Covid-19 vaccine out of your hat. Oh, and a syringe, too. |
1.3391 |
0.04845 |
115 |
81 |
30 |
4 |
1242 |
Not the vaccine, he pulled out a rabbit again. |
1.3391 |
0.04434 |
115 |
83 |
28 |
4 |
1243 |
The ransom GoFundMe is up to $3,000! |
1.3390 |
0.05277 |
118 |
84 |
28 |
6 |
1244 |
What happened to the squirrel? |
1.3390 |
0.04995 |
118 |
82 |
32 |
4 |
1245 |
We're never going to another gender reveal party again. |
1.3390 |
0.05544 |
118 |
86 |
24 |
8 |
1246 |
Hank, just because you have the virus doesn’t mean everything you do will go viral. Now, get back inside and don’t actualize your dreams ever again. |
1.3388 |
0.05574 |
121 |
89 |
23 |
9 |
1247 |
Is the rabbit fresh today? |
1.3375 |
0.06148 |
80 |
56 |
21 |
3 |
1248 |
For my next trick, I will attempt to converse with a live female. |
1.3375 |
0.05885 |
80 |
55 |
23 |
2 |
1249 |
We call him David Co-op-field |
1.3373 |
0.06246 |
83 |
59 |
20 |
4 |
1250 |
Always remember to capture the magic of the moment |
1.3373 |
0.06246 |
83 |
59 |
20 |
4 |
1251 |
My career is really hanging by a Hare! |
1.3373 |
0.06477 |
83 |
60 |
18 |
5 |
1252 |
This one says: "$500 cash for every dose of vaccine you pull out of the hat. $750 if it's Pfizer." |
1.3372 |
0.05636 |
86 |
59 |
25 |
2 |
1253 |
Come out. Spring is hare. |
1.3372 |
0.05636 |
86 |
59 |
25 |
2 |
1254 |
Looks like she got the wrong Magic Mike. |
1.3372 |
0.06102 |
86 |
61 |
21 |
4 |
1255 |
'A lazy, overdone trick.' Wait, that's from the rabbit. |
1.3372 |
0.06322 |
86 |
62 |
19 |
5 |
1256 |
Siri: What is white, has 2 arms, 2 legs, long ears and lives in a hat? |
1.3372 |
0.06322 |
86 |
62 |
19 |
5 |
1257 |
You're trending on TikTok... |
1.3371 |
0.05523 |
89 |
61 |
26 |
2 |
1258 |
It was your hare-brained idea. |
1.3370 |
0.05840 |
92 |
65 |
23 |
4 |
1259 |
You're trending in 7C and the Penthouse. |
1.3370 |
0.05840 |
92 |
65 |
23 |
4 |
1260 |
Honey, your psychiatrist just called. |
1.3368 |
0.05521 |
95 |
66 |
26 |
3 |
1261 |
You have two likes, three loves, and four please disappears. |
1.3368 |
0.05521 |
95 |
66 |
26 |
3 |
1262 |
I felt safer in the hat |
1.3368 |
0.06099 |
95 |
69 |
20 |
6 |
1263 |
Cure your quarantine boredom with this one easy trick. |
1.3367 |
0.05416 |
98 |
68 |
27 |
3 |
1264 |
Lost bunny...reward... |
1.3367 |
0.05416 |
98 |
68 |
27 |
3 |
1265 |
No, they’re filming something more revealing in 3C |
1.3367 |
0.05971 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
1266 |
I'm getting a lot of requests for a hasenpfeffer recipe." |
1.3366 |
0.05849 |
101 |
73 |
22 |
6 |
1267 |
America's Got Covid: Episode 7. |
1.3365 |
0.05569 |
104 |
74 |
25 |
5 |
1268 |
Look this guy looks just like you, honey. |
1.3365 |
0.04948 |
104 |
73 |
28 |
3 |
1269 |
Hurry up and get the act done so we can all watch the video. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
1270 |
They like this better than the card trick. |
1.3365 |
0.05399 |
104 |
73 |
27 |
4 |
1271 |
Now that’s what I call a “hare” raising performance! |
1.3365 |
0.05569 |
104 |
74 |
25 |
5 |
1272 |
Next, the rabbit will appear in the group chat. |
1.3364 |
0.04959 |
107 |
73 |
32 |
2 |
1273 |
According to Yelp, it's a real trick to get service here. |
1.3364 |
0.03971 |
107 |
80 |
23 |
4 |
1274 |
They would rather you saw me in half. |
1.3363 |
0.05423 |
113 |
81 |
26 |
6 |
1275 |
I’m getting worried about Bob. He keeps pulling his hare out. |
1.3333 |
0.05883 |
108 |
80 |
20 |
8 |
1276 |
You’re getting 4 likes on YouTube |
1.3333 |
0.05275 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
1277 |
Two likes, one wow and seven saw-it-come-out-your-sleeve. |
1.3333 |
0.05743 |
99 |
71 |
23 |
5 |
1278 |
" it appears they all want you to disappear " |
1.3333 |
0.05861 |
96 |
69 |
22 |
5 |
1279 |
You have until the stroke of midnight to deliver our demands, or the rabbit disappears for good. |
1.3333 |
0.05372 |
99 |
69 |
27 |
3 |
1280 |
Everyone on Twitter wants rabbits that show more diversity. |
1.3333 |
0.05912 |
90 |
64 |
22 |
4 |
1281 |
Is anybody buying a ticket? |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
1282 |
Honey, kids are watching. Could you put a parachute on this one? |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
1283 |
Mike, something's happening.
You're right, a guy's putting a rabbit in a hat. |
1.3333 |
0.05241 |
90 |
61 |
28 |
1 |
1284 |
The twins stared down sullenly on the rabbit. Soon. Soon… |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
1285 |
Dear, most of the audience texts are asking when the main act will start? |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
1286 |
Cut it short, Herb. The Governor is letting us inside again. |
1.3333 |
0.06321 |
90 |
66 |
18 |
6 |
1287 |
Oh look, George. Somebody's pulling a rabbit out of a hat. |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1288 |
So far you have 48 likes. |
1.3333 |
0.05067 |
120 |
85 |
30 |
5 |
1289 |
Instead of a rabbit, how about the stimulus checks? |
1.3333 |
0.06179 |
93 |
68 |
19 |
6 |
1290 |
The real trick is to make a magic show feel like a Zoom call. |
1.3333 |
0.06419 |
69 |
48 |
19 |
2 |
1291 |
Freshest dinner I had in a while |
1.3333 |
0.06044 |
87 |
62 |
21 |
4 |
1292 |
Google says that’s an old one. Try having the rabbit pull you out of a hat” |
1.3333 |
0.06120 |
90 |
65 |
20 |
5 |
1293 |
Didn't realize there were that many rabbit lovers out there. |
1.3333 |
0.05788 |
93 |
66 |
23 |
4 |
1294 |
They don't realize it's just BYOB night. |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
1295 |
Oops, didn’t know about the PETA convention when I booked this room. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
1296 |
Our ex-President has asked me to make him disappear. |
1.3333 |
0.05734 |
108 |
79 |
22 |
7 |
1297 |
Bored@home tweeted, Shave the bunny, and now that has 527, whoops, 529 likes... |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
1298 |
While the A.S.P.C.A. was in lockdown.... |
1.3333 |
0.05373 |
96 |
69 |
23 |
4 |
1299 |
Show’s over Rodney, I found the receipt |
1.3333 |
0.05960 |
78 |
54 |
22 |
2 |
1300 |
You're up to 71 likes but the folks next door are cutting their vacation short and would pick up their bunny tonight. |
1.3333 |
0.06573 |
81 |
59 |
17 |
5 |
1301 |
This guy texted that the Irish Step Dancers, despite the accident, still get his vote for most entertaining act. |
1.3333 |
0.05788 |
93 |
66 |
23 |
4 |
1302 |
When he pulls out a vaccine I will be impressed. |
1.3333 |
0.06321 |
90 |
66 |
18 |
6 |
1303 |
You got 785 comments about your bushy eyebrows, Eugene. |
1.3333 |
0.06932 |
75 |
55 |
15 |
5 |
1304 |
If you don’t stop texting the neighbors about my big dumb eyes, I’ll throw this rabbit right off the roof! |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
1305 |
This news report says they're not bouncing when they hit the street |
1.3333 |
0.05357 |
105 |
76 |
24 |
5 |
1306 |
This. Really? This is what you spent quarantine learning? |
1.3333 |
0.05475 |
96 |
67 |
26 |
3 |
1307 |
Viewers vote for Bunny to go over the side. |
1.3308 |
0.05051 |
130 |
99 |
21 |
10 |
1308 |
After so many years together, anniversary dinners became a hare performative. |
1.3305 |
0.04971 |
118 |
83 |
31 |
4 |
1309 |
...still? Put me back in the hat, Gerry. |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
1310 |
You’ve gone viral, Harold...and Pfizer is developing a vaccine. |
1.3303 |
0.05538 |
109 |
79 |
24 |
6 |
1311 |
Livestreaming a VIP backstage experience was a great idea, honey. |
1.3303 |
0.05538 |
109 |
79 |
24 |
6 |
1312 |
Pairing it with a Sauvignon Blanc is the most pupular suggestion. |
1.3303 |
0.05538 |
109 |
79 |
24 |
6 |
1313 |
The lesser known, "putting a rabbit into a hat" trick. |
1.3302 |
0.05643 |
106 |
77 |
23 |
6 |
1314 |
Oh, I will google you. |
1.3301 |
0.01626 |
103 |
79 |
22 |
2 |
1315 |
Yeah, but can you pull a vaccine out of that hat? |
1.3301 |
0.05412 |
103 |
73 |
26 |
4 |
1316 |
The French lady just send a recipe for lapin a la moutarde |
1.3300 |
0.05870 |
100 |
73 |
21 |
6 |
1317 |
His profile said to expect magical dates. |
1.3300 |
0.05515 |
100 |
71 |
25 |
4 |
1318 |
Ed “Mr. Mystico” for one didn’t mind the pandemic. |
1.3300 |
0.05515 |
100 |
71 |
25 |
4 |
1319 |
You’re going wiral. |
1.3300 |
0.05695 |
100 |
72 |
23 |
5 |
1320 |
Honey, you’re not the magician we needed, but the magician we deserved. |
1.3300 |
0.05695 |
100 |
72 |
23 |
5 |
1321 |
Honey come look at this. Some guy is doing magic on his balcony |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
1322 |
New Yorkers stunned by NON-dirty tricks in high places. |
1.3299 |
0.05811 |
97 |
70 |
22 |
5 |
1323 |
These Neophytes not ready for a 'farm-to-table' restaurant. |
1.3299 |
0.04569 |
97 |
69 |
26 |
2 |
1324 |
If this goes viral you owe me more than a frickin' carrot. |
1.3299 |
0.06169 |
97 |
72 |
18 |
7 |
1325 |
Neighborhood Watch Covid Style |
1.3299 |
0.05993 |
97 |
71 |
20 |
6 |
1326 |
The rabbit is naked! |
1.3299 |
0.05993 |
97 |
71 |
20 |
6 |
1327 |
I’ll be here all week, because I can’t go anywhere else |
1.3299 |
0.05993 |
97 |
71 |
20 |
6 |
1328 |
Three stars. Try the giraffe. |
1.3298 |
0.05737 |
94 |
67 |
23 |
4 |
1329 |
After all this time together, what I really need is a disppearing act! |
1.3298 |
0.06123 |
94 |
69 |
19 |
6 |
1330 |
That rabbit better be a rescue |
1.3298 |
0.05534 |
94 |
66 |
25 |
3 |
1331 |
Very clever. Just don't kill it in front of everybody. |
1.3297 |
0.05646 |
91 |
66 |
21 |
4 |
1332 |
You've gone viral, but the SPCA is on the way. |
1.3297 |
0.05426 |
91 |
63 |
26 |
2 |
1333 |
I can’t seem to get reception. |
1.3297 |
0.05426 |
91 |
63 |
26 |
2 |
1334 |
For my next trick, I'll make my love life disappear. |
1.3297 |
0.05426 |
91 |
63 |
26 |
2 |
1335 |
How do you want me to fill out your unemployment this week. |
1.3295 |
0.05765 |
88 |
62 |
23 |
3 |
1336 |
I would be more impressed if the bill disappeared |
1.3295 |
0.05765 |
88 |
62 |
23 |
3 |
1337 |
I hate being a rabbit |
1.3295 |
0.05765 |
88 |
62 |
23 |
3 |
1338 |
54% voted 'cruelty to the rabbit' and 46% 'waste of a perfectly good hat.' |
1.3295 |
0.05987 |
88 |
63 |
21 |
4 |
1339 |
They all texted "ooo." |
1.3295 |
0.05765 |
88 |
62 |
23 |
3 |
1340 |
No, there are too many witnesses |
1.3295 |
0.05987 |
88 |
63 |
21 |
4 |
1341 |
Okay, it's time...Put me back in the hat and go learn that TikTok dance. |
1.3294 |
0.06124 |
85 |
61 |
20 |
4 |
1342 |
I call this a receding hare line! |
1.3294 |
0.06124 |
85 |
61 |
20 |
4 |
1343 |
This is a Hare Raising experience I hope you |
1.3294 |
0.06124 |
85 |
61 |
20 |
4 |
1344 |
It says here you're the number 1 act among heavy drinkers on Parler. |
1.3294 |
0.06348 |
85 |
62 |
18 |
5 |
1345 |
So, hassenpfeffer tonight? |
1.3294 |
0.05891 |
85 |
60 |
22 |
3 |
1346 |
Well, I guess he does have hare under that hat. |
1.3294 |
0.06348 |
85 |
62 |
18 |
5 |
1347 |
A little hare raising. |
1.3294 |
0.06565 |
85 |
63 |
16 |
6 |
1348 |
Going once, going twice, that’s $10 for a magic rabbit. |
1.3294 |
0.06565 |
85 |
63 |
16 |
6 |
1349 |
I think I might have the wrong hat |
1.3294 |
0.05891 |
85 |
65 |
14 |
6 |
1350 |
Bob couldn’t help but notice that his assistant had lost interest in performing at the 3 o’clock show. |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
1351 |
Quick put it back, we’ve gone viral with the ASPCA. |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
1352 |
Pandemic Rabbit; Tricks are for kids!!! |
1.3293 |
0.05770 |
82 |
57 |
23 |
2 |
1353 |
Q revealed! |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
1354 |
You got ten likes so far. |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
1355 |
I present to you....the AstraZeneca VACCINE! |
1.3293 |
0.05502 |
82 |
56 |
25 |
1 |
1356 |
Right now you have 7 Likes and the rabbit has 11. |
1.3291 |
0.06674 |
79 |
58 |
16 |
5 |
1357 |
At a magic reveal party, Sally found out she is having a rabbit. |
1.3291 |
0.06912 |
79 |
59 |
14 |
6 |
1358 |
Look, lockdown isn't going to last forever, let me have this. |
1.3291 |
0.06168 |
79 |
56 |
20 |
3 |
1359 |
Breaking: Wife’s Social Media Addiction Leads Man to Tear His Hare Out Over Balcony Ledge
. |
1.3291 |
0.06674 |
79 |
58 |
16 |
5 |
1360 |
Oh look, dear! You are all over Twitter. But what does #AYFKMWTS mean? |
1.3289 |
0.06037 |
76 |
53 |
21 |
2 |
1361 |
I'm sorry Dr. Seuss, they are looking for the cat in the hat. |
1.3288 |
0.07313 |
73 |
55 |
12 |
6 |
1362 |
They're probably all wondering, where'd you get that hat? |
1.3288 |
0.06486 |
73 |
52 |
18 |
3 |
1363 |
Nope, still more virus than viral.” |
1.3286 |
0.07258 |
70 |
52 |
13 |
5 |
1364 |
$49,000 to set it free. $47,500 to keep shaking.
It really is a divided country. |
1.3286 |
0.06345 |
70 |
49 |
19 |
2 |
1365 |
They're asking if you have a saw. |
1.3280 |
0.04922 |
125 |
89 |
31 |
5 |
1366 |
You did promise a captive audience |
1.3273 |
0.05020 |
110 |
77 |
30 |
3 |
1367 |
If this is his idea of a first date, I better check out other matches |
1.3273 |
0.05020 |
110 |
77 |
30 |
3 |
1368 |
It's from PETA. Again. |
1.3271 |
0.05274 |
107 |
76 |
27 |
4 |
1369 |
So far there are no volunteers for audience participation. |
1.3271 |
0.04746 |
107 |
76 |
29 |
2 |
1370 |
Good news- they all love my new haircut. |
1.3269 |
0.05868 |
104 |
77 |
20 |
7 |
1371 |
Honey look! This new app livestreams magic shows! |
1.3269 |
0.05707 |
104 |
76 |
22 |
6 |
1372 |
The table side rabbit tartar is a must. |
1.3269 |
0.05010 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
1373 |
The eyes hare it! |
1.3269 |
0.05707 |
104 |
76 |
22 |
6 |
1374 |
Can't you do something a little more progressive? |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1375 |
Yes, but putting the rabbit back in takes a wizard. |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
1376 |
You're up to 300 likes and 40 subscribers! |
1.3267 |
0.05286 |
101 |
73 |
24 |
4 |
1377 |
Bob's fixing dinner for the neighbors again. |
1.3267 |
0.04795 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
1378 |
Wow, you made my attention disappear. |
1.3267 |
0.05286 |
101 |
71 |
27 |
3 |
1379 |
there's a marriage that has not lost it's magic! |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
1380 |
You may have their attention, but still nothing via Zelle! |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1381 |
Yankee200002 says, "Pan fry it in an aioli reduction, I haven't been out to eat in over a year. I'll pay whatever you want." |
1.3263 |
0.06250 |
95 |
71 |
17 |
7 |
1382 |
This rabbit craps in a hat trick always surprises them. |
1.3263 |
0.05687 |
95 |
68 |
23 |
4 |
1383 |
The landlord ♥️ it, but we still owe two months rent. |
1.3263 |
0.05687 |
95 |
68 |
23 |
4 |
1384 |
Its' PETA questioning how you are caring for the bunny once he comes out of the hat. |
1.3263 |
0.04836 |
95 |
64 |
31 |
0 |
1385 |
Honey, just sit down. I ordered the duck. |
1.3263 |
0.05687 |
95 |
68 |
23 |
4 |
1386 |
Stop playing with your food, everyone’s looking. |
1.3263 |
0.05881 |
95 |
69 |
21 |
5 |
1387 |
You're getting a lot of clapping hands, a few thumbs up, and one poop emoji. |
1.3261 |
0.05596 |
92 |
65 |
24 |
3 |
1388 |
They would rather see it on Zoom. |
1.3261 |
0.05596 |
92 |
65 |
24 |
3 |
1389 |
Swiping right. |
1.3261 |
0.06577 |
92 |
70 |
14 |
8 |
1390 |
I’m just glad he didn’t pull out a bat again. |
1.3261 |
0.05151 |
92 |
63 |
28 |
1 |
1391 |
It’s not really that funny, Beatrix! This is the fourth time this week Old Man McGregor’s put one of his dang rabbits in my tophat. |
1.3261 |
0.05806 |
92 |
66 |
22 |
4 |
1392 |
And for my next trick, I will make the woman behind me disappear. |
1.3261 |
0.05908 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1393 |
He’s alive so nope, not pregnant |
1.3261 |
0.05378 |
92 |
64 |
26 |
2 |
1394 |
He’s really made his Zoom session live ! |
1.3258 |
0.05931 |
89 |
64 |
21 |
4 |
1395 |
How the hell do I collect their tips?! |
1.3258 |
0.06143 |
89 |
65 |
19 |
5 |
1396 |
Um....next they want you to make filibuster disappear. |
1.3258 |
0.06347 |
89 |
66 |
17 |
6 |
1397 |
Remember, no cellphones ... they make him jumpy. |
1.3258 |
0.05599 |
89 |
65 |
20 |
4 |
1398 |
Next time you pull me out of a hat, please wear a mask, sir. |
1.3258 |
0.06143 |
89 |
65 |
19 |
5 |
1399 |
We're getting texts asking if you can pull vaccines out of that hat. |
1.3258 |
0.04809 |
132 |
97 |
28 |
7 |
1400 |
For my next trick, you will each receive a vaccination reservation! |
1.3256 |
0.05834 |
86 |
61 |
22 |
3 |
1401 |
Great! You are number THREE on the Desperate for Entertainment Countdown... |
1.3256 |
0.06064 |
86 |
62 |
20 |
4 |
1402 |
OK, you got four "likes", seven emojis and two "Put him down, you're hurting that poor animal, you beast." |
1.3256 |
0.06064 |
86 |
62 |
20 |
4 |
1403 |
It’s good we spent a “hare” more for this balcony so we could entertain |
1.3256 |
0.05834 |
86 |
61 |
22 |
3 |
1404 |
The balcony seats were so worth it. |
1.3256 |
0.06286 |
86 |
63 |
18 |
5 |
1405 |
I don't want a hare in my food. |
1.3256 |
0.06064 |
86 |
62 |
20 |
4 |
1406 |
Smile big. I told them they’d get the WiFi password after the final trick. |
1.3256 |
0.06064 |
86 |
62 |
20 |
4 |
1407 |
I don’t care how many people are watching. This doesn’t make you an essential worker. |
1.3253 |
0.06206 |
83 |
60 |
19 |
4 |
1408 |
Jim. . . he's just treating the neighbors to another hare-brained scheme. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
1409 |
I suggest we change plans and have the chicken for dinner tonight. |
1.3250 |
0.05270 |
80 |
54 |
26 |
0 |
1410 |
- You have a full two hours to entertain them till the app delivers our meal! |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
1411 |
I thought it would be already cooked |
1.3250 |
0.05562 |
80 |
55 |
24 |
1 |
1412 |
Abraca... you're muted. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
1413 |
And, presto! Instant Wi-Fi! |
1.3247 |
0.06253 |
77 |
55 |
19 |
3 |
1414 |
Swipe left. |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1415 |
Everybody is complaining that the rabbit is too skinny! |
1.3246 |
0.05212 |
114 |
84 |
24 |
6 |
1416 |
The neighbors are not impressed. Try something vegan. |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1417 |
Okay, according to YouTube you now take a bow. |
1.3243 |
0.05302 |
111 |
80 |
26 |
5 |
1418 |
Intense bidding pits neighbour against neighbour in affluent enclave of West FOMO at worlds first Non Fungible Rabbit auction. |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1419 |
Looks like the idea to promote your magic act now has PETA involved. |
1.3238 |
0.04687 |
105 |
76 |
26 |
3 |
1420 |
Too bad he doesn’t also have a “magic Johnson.” |
1.3238 |
0.06274 |
105 |
81 |
14 |
10 |
1421 |
Hashtag I wish you’d pull the vaccine out of that hat. |
1.3238 |
0.05975 |
105 |
79 |
18 |
8 |
1422 |
Chin up, honey. They say the cable will be fixed by Tuesday. |
1.3235 |
0.05055 |
102 |
71 |
29 |
2 |
1423 |
That 'Free the Bunny' funding site is really doing the trick. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
1424 |
Impressive, honey, but not as impressive as what I just pulled out of your smart phone! |
1.3235 |
0.05601 |
102 |
74 |
23 |
5 |
1425 |
Honey, the trick is to pull a rabbit out of a hat not put it in a hat! |
1.3235 |
0.06087 |
68 |
47 |
20 |
1 |
1426 |
They want to see if his date is going to jump. |
1.3235 |
0.06438 |
68 |
48 |
18 |
2 |
1427 |
It was bad enough when they just watched us eat. |
1.3232 |
0.05142 |
99 |
69 |
28 |
2 |
1428 |
Hurry dear, the rabbit rights activists are on their way. |
1.3232 |
0.05339 |
99 |
70 |
26 |
3 |
1429 |
If the rabbit escapes from this mess, we’ll call him Houdini. |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
1430 |
And now for my greatest trick of all...Teleworking! |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
1431 |
What? You've never seen a naked rabbit before? |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
1432 |
For my first trick, I’ll transform this ordinary rabbit into a romantic dinner for two. |
1.3232 |
0.05339 |
99 |
70 |
26 |
3 |
1433 |
And for my next trick, I'll make Covid-19 disappear!" "No dear - Texas was last night's show. |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
1434 |
Even the rabbit looks like he has quarantigue. |
1.3229 |
0.06014 |
96 |
71 |
19 |
6 |
1435 |
Really? The hossenfeffer? |
1.3229 |
0.05638 |
96 |
69 |
23 |
4 |
1436 |
This sure is going to be one hare-raising tale to tell one day.. |
1.3229 |
0.05235 |
96 |
67 |
27 |
2 |
1437 |
You are trending! #jump |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1438 |
IIIA says that the bunny needs a mask |
1.3226 |
0.05547 |
93 |
66 |
24 |
3 |
1439 |
We're still not trending. Try sawing me in half! |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1440 |
Okay, I found it. "How to skin and gut a rabbit." |
1.3222 |
0.05659 |
90 |
64 |
23 |
3 |
1441 |
You're already trending on vegan Twitter. |
1.3222 |
0.05659 |
90 |
64 |
23 |
3 |
1442 |
You have 9 views |
1.3222 |
0.05659 |
90 |
64 |
23 |
3 |
1443 |
Come on Tim, getting a vaccine at our age right now would.....be....like...... |
1.3222 |
0.06085 |
90 |
66 |
19 |
5 |
1444 |
If the bunny sees his shadow, full capacity dining is delayed another two months. |
1.3222 |
0.06085 |
90 |
66 |
19 |
5 |
1445 |
Quit pinching my ears! |
1.3222 |
0.06085 |
90 |
66 |
19 |
5 |
1446 |
Umm... one of your fans says he wants you to saw me in half. |
1.3222 |
0.05659 |
90 |
64 |
23 |
3 |
1447 |
#goodhareday is trending. |
1.3222 |
0.06085 |
90 |
66 |
19 |
5 |
1448 |
Your microphone is disabled. |
1.3222 |
0.05659 |
90 |
64 |
23 |
3 |
1449 |
At least our bunny is working, she has over 1M followers. |
1.3222 |
0.05434 |
90 |
63 |
25 |
2 |
1450 |
As this weeks community theater unfolds, it becomes clear that Steve’s portrayal of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction will not leave Mr. Wiggles unharmed. |
1.3220 |
0.05757 |
118 |
90 |
18 |
10 |
1451 |
They were expecting toilet paper. |
1.3218 |
0.05779 |
87 |
62 |
22 |
3 |
1452 |
Look honey, you’re on the YouTube. |
1.3218 |
0.06006 |
87 |
63 |
20 |
4 |
1453 |
Edgar's amateur magic show draws rave reviews from Coronavirus shut-ins. |
1.3218 |
0.05779 |
87 |
62 |
22 |
3 |
1454 |
I ordered medium rare. |
1.3218 |
0.06006 |
87 |
63 |
20 |
4 |
1455 |
At least we still have magic. |
1.3218 |
0.06436 |
87 |
65 |
16 |
6 |
1456 |
Very retro, but I’m still not pregnant. |
1.3218 |
0.05543 |
87 |
61 |
24 |
2 |
1457 |
PETA hated it. |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
1458 |
Step away from the bunny, that's not proper social distancing. |
1.3214 |
0.05906 |
84 |
60 |
21 |
3 |
1459 |
Next trick....everyone patiently waits for the rabbit to be neutered!! |
1.3214 |
0.05028 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
1460 |
It’s so scary see what a year of plague has done to everyone. |
1.3214 |
0.06374 |
84 |
62 |
17 |
5 |
1461 |
Gosh darn it, I did look pale in that green dress |
1.3214 |
0.05784 |
84 |
62 |
18 |
4 |
1462 |
The bunny... again?! |
1.3214 |
0.06144 |
84 |
61 |
19 |
4 |
1463 |
Honey, come look at this video I found. |
1.3214 |
0.06809 |
84 |
64 |
13 |
7 |
1464 |
He knew immediately a second date was out of the question. |
1.3214 |
0.06374 |
84 |
62 |
17 |
5 |
1465 |
We're waiting for you to pull the vaccine out of your hat. |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
1466 |
They want you to stop. |
1.3211 |
0.05194 |
109 |
78 |
27 |
4 |
1467 |
Okay, I've posted it. Now can you make them all disappear? |
1.3210 |
0.06042 |
81 |
58 |
20 |
3 |
1468 |
I knew I’d eventually have an audience. |
1.3210 |
0.06292 |
81 |
59 |
18 |
4 |
1469 |
Here, watch me pull a hat out of this rabbit's ass. |
1.3210 |
0.06533 |
81 |
60 |
16 |
5 |
1470 |
Well, you finally made it on to YouTube... |
1.3210 |
0.05781 |
81 |
57 |
22 |
2 |
1471 |
It looks like, 'see something, say something,' might still be a thing. |
1.3208 |
0.05615 |
106 |
78 |
22 |
6 |
1472 |
You're all invited to join us for rabbit stew tonight" |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
1473 |
9 Likes, 4 Indifferents. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
1474 |
Dinner shows are not what they used to be... |
1.3205 |
0.05911 |
78 |
55 |
21 |
2 |
1475 |
Would you mind doing that in the kitchen? |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
1476 |
I guess that vaccine really works it’s magic |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
1477 |
Great, this place is now above occupancy. |
1.3204 |
0.05015 |
103 |
72 |
29 |
2 |
1478 |
Harry accidently dropped Fluffy starting the movement to defund magicians. |
1.3204 |
0.05202 |
103 |
73 |
27 |
3 |
1479 |
Hey, there's a guy pulling a rabbit out of a hat going viral on social media. |
1.3204 |
0.05015 |
103 |
72 |
29 |
2 |
1480 |
Keep stalling. The cast of Hamilton overloaded the elevator and they’re stuck between floors. |
1.3200 |
0.05483 |
100 |
72 |
24 |
4 |
1481 |
Where's he going to pull the ring out of? |
1.3200 |
0.06342 |
75 |
54 |
18 |
3 |
1482 |
You have ten likes now. |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
1483 |
WebMD suggests Graves Disease, that can cause bulging of the eyes. Maybe you caught it from the rabbit? |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
1484 |
Found you! |
1.3200 |
0.07143 |
75 |
57 |
12 |
6 |
1485 |
He's not ignoring me; he's misdirecting. |
1.3196 |
0.04759 |
97 |
71 |
23 |
3 |
1486 |
I think the neighbors are starved for live entertainment. They want to know what time the next show starts. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1487 |
Just this once, I'll let you see the skyline. Then back in the hat. |
1.3196 |
0.05191 |
97 |
68 |
27 |
2 |
1488 |
This was supposed to be vegan |
1.3196 |
0.05191 |
97 |
68 |
27 |
2 |
1489 |
Folks he claims to be non fungible, bidding starts at $1400. |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1490 |
When the dinner is the show. |
1.3194 |
0.05876 |
72 |
50 |
21 |
1 |
1491 |
‘Wow are people desperate for live entertainment.’ |
1.3194 |
0.05534 |
72 |
49 |
23 |
0 |
1492 |
Phyllis, I’ll have to get back to you. Fred’s just wrapping up his Easter show for the neighbors. |
1.3191 |
0.05498 |
94 |
67 |
24 |
3 |
1493 |
Ixnay on the abbit-ray. Getting a lot of PETA talk here. |
1.3191 |
0.05286 |
94 |
66 |
26 |
2 |
1494 |
George couldn’t believe there was ACTUALLY a real rabbit in his hat. And the rabbit was pretty shocked himself. |
1.3191 |
0.06090 |
94 |
70 |
18 |
6 |
1495 |
Someone wants to know if you can pull that rabbit out of something besides your hat. |
1.3188 |
0.06999 |
69 |
51 |
14 |
4 |
1496 |
Actually, it's the only kind of hat trick he can perform, now that his ice hockey career has ended. |
1.3188 |
0.06361 |
69 |
49 |
18 |
2 |
1497 |
Siri, how do you make a rabbit disappear? |
1.3188 |
0.07297 |
69 |
52 |
12 |
5 |
1498 |
Says here you’re now the city’s top-streamed show. |
1.3187 |
0.05608 |
91 |
65 |
23 |
3 |
1499 |
The experience of Kitty Genovese weighed heavily on Harry Rabbit this day... |
1.3187 |
0.06028 |
91 |
67 |
19 |
5 |
1500 |
This is easier than getting you off that phone. |
1.3187 |
0.05386 |
91 |
64 |
25 |
2 |
1501 |
They actually want to see me cut in half. |
1.3187 |
0.05386 |
91 |
64 |
25 |
2 |
1502 |
The food at this restaurant is super fresh, hat to table |
1.3187 |
0.05386 |
91 |
64 |
25 |
2 |
1503 |
What’s more astonishing is the lady behind him eating outside without a mask!” @chloe.r.rubenstei |
1.3186 |
0.02272 |
113 |
88 |
24 |
1 |
1504 |
OK , your up to 4 likes! |
1.3182 |
0.05725 |
88 |
63 |
22 |
3 |
1505 |
Would you mind taking a picture of me holding this glass of Chablis |
1.3182 |
0.05314 |
110 |
80 |
25 |
5 |
1506 |
It looks better on YouTube. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1507 |
Honey, you're busted. I can see your trap door from this angle. You might as well let Peter go, too. |
1.3182 |
0.06574 |
88 |
67 |
14 |
7 |
1508 |
30% say great trick, 70% say your fly’s undone. |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
1509 |
Our accountant says it's a good trick, but you still can't deduct the deck. |
1.3178 |
0.05410 |
107 |
78 |
24 |
5 |
1510 |
And now, for all you covid captives,
Culinary Delights presents the first step in making rabbit stew. |
1.3178 |
0.05245 |
107 |
77 |
26 |
4 |
1511 |
Your followers switched and are now rooting for the rabbit |
1.3176 |
0.06083 |
85 |
62 |
19 |
4 |
1512 |
They're begging you not to complete the recipe you texted them. |
1.3176 |
0.05348 |
85 |
59 |
25 |
1 |
1513 |
Put me back in the hat, Jack, I’m an Instagram star, already! |
1.3176 |
0.06739 |
85 |
65 |
13 |
7 |
1514 |
The next inevitible trend: Live Screaming. |
1.3176 |
0.05849 |
85 |
61 |
21 |
3 |
1515 |
At least he's not baking bread anymore. |
1.3176 |
0.06083 |
85 |
62 |
19 |
4 |
1516 |
Honey, the whole building is freaking! They want Jimmy's rabbit back. |
1.3176 |
0.05849 |
85 |
61 |
21 |
3 |
1517 |
Honey, is that a rabbit or a hare? It’s a trick question. |
1.3176 |
0.05604 |
85 |
60 |
23 |
2 |
1518 |
The magic of losing the magic. |
1.3176 |
0.05604 |
85 |
60 |
23 |
2 |
1519 |
I know it’s a no pets building, but this is my assistant animal. |
1.3176 |
0.06083 |
85 |
62 |
19 |
4 |
1520 |
That’s a good trick, but if you can make everyone’s phones disappear, I’ll be really impressed. |
1.3171 |
0.05981 |
82 |
59 |
20 |
3 |
1521 |
Says here people can be sidetracked from their screens for up to five minutes before they lose interest. Let's push it, Bob! Still got that ukulele playing hamster in your hat? |
1.3171 |
0.06464 |
82 |
61 |
16 |
5 |
1522 |
Someone is offering $12 for the rabbit and $100 for the hat. |
1.3171 |
0.06227 |
82 |
60 |
18 |
4 |
1523 |
I saw it first on my phone.. it has to be real. |
1.3168 |
0.05704 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
1524 |
Here’s a text from Joe Biden. He wants to know if you can do that with the infrastructure bill. |
1.3165 |
0.06381 |
79 |
58 |
17 |
4 |
1525 |
If this goes viral from PETA, we may need sympathetic closeups ... |
1.3165 |
0.05566 |
79 |
55 |
23 |
1 |
1526 |
And for my next trick, I’m gonna make race related violence disappear |
1.3165 |
0.06121 |
79 |
57 |
19 |
3 |
1527 |
Get PETA on the line, he's holding it up by its ears again."
Lynne Mingione, Ventnor, N |
1.3163 |
0.05349 |
98 |
70 |
25 |
3 |
1528 |
Fourteen likes and a threatening PETA email. |
1.3163 |
0.05349 |
98 |
70 |
25 |
3 |
1529 |
I’ll believe it when I see it on Zoom. |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
1530 |
You’re now the bad bunny meme. |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
1531 |
Google says you did it wrong. |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
1532 |
looks like everyone's tired of zoom magic shows |
1.3163 |
0.05148 |
98 |
69 |
27 |
2 |
1533 |
The salad is missing |
1.3163 |
0.05728 |
98 |
72 |
21 |
5 |
1534 |
I'm really enjoying the new social media format for Easter |
1.3158 |
0.05652 |
95 |
69 |
22 |
4 |
1535 |
You're sure to have a long run - we're nowhere near herd immunity. |
1.3158 |
0.05367 |
76 |
52 |
24 |
0 |
1536 |
Do you honestly think we will ever again have a captive audience? |
1.3158 |
0.05847 |
95 |
70 |
20 |
5 |
1537 |
It never gets old at Bunny-Hana |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1538 |
That damn rabbit again. Let’s see a vaccine. |
1.3152 |
0.06545 |
92 |
71 |
13 |
8 |
1539 |
Brian in Apt. 3F, wants his rabbit back! |
1.3152 |
0.05558 |
92 |
66 |
23 |
3 |
1540 |
Step five tells you how to make it disappear. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1541 |
We’re all waiting for you to disappear. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
1542 |
Well, it beats my last Zoom meeting. |
1.3148 |
0.05368 |
108 |
79 |
24 |
5 |
1543 |
Cute, but craves attention. Meh. |
1.3148 |
0.04490 |
108 |
79 |
26 |
3 |
1544 |
Wait'll they see you skin, quarter and braise it! |
1.3146 |
0.05892 |
89 |
65 |
20 |
4 |
1545 |
Time was I couldn't get subway fare home in tips juggling running chainsaws in Battery Park! |
1.3146 |
0.05671 |
89 |
64 |
22 |
3 |
1546 |
Okay, you have 50 likes and 10 dislikes and 20 that are reporting you to the ASPCA. |
1.3146 |
0.05671 |
89 |
64 |
22 |
3 |
1547 |
The landlord just texted and wants to remind you of the strict 'No animals' policy. |
1.3146 |
0.06311 |
89 |
67 |
16 |
6 |
1548 |
Stop looking at your phones or I'll disappear this rabbit forever! |
1.3146 |
0.05671 |
89 |
64 |
22 |
3 |
1549 |
1,2,3 and we are live |
1.3146 |
0.05892 |
89 |
65 |
20 |
4 |
1550 |
I was happy just being a cute little bunny before show biz ruined my life! |
1.3140 |
0.06024 |
86 |
63 |
19 |
4 |
1551 |
Evidently, raising rabbits has become popular again. |
1.3140 |
0.05551 |
86 |
61 |
23 |
2 |
1552 |
You should know that PETA is doxing us. |
1.3140 |
0.05551 |
86 |
61 |
23 |
2 |
1553 |
And so, the rabbit resigned to being Ralph the Great's enabler instead of being the feature on the Menu... |
1.3140 |
0.06247 |
86 |
64 |
17 |
5 |
1554 |
OMG, we just got a call from the SPCA! |
1.3140 |
0.05792 |
86 |
62 |
21 |
3 |
1555 |
The exact moment when the magician realized, perhaps, that the seedy man who sold him the hat wasn’t lying |
1.3140 |
0.05792 |
86 |
62 |
21 |
3 |
1556 |
Real magic would be pulling a Covid vaccine from your hat! |
1.3137 |
0.05570 |
102 |
75 |
22 |
5 |
1557 |
Hold it! The stern looking man on eighth floor, right, is from the ASPCA. |
1.3137 |
0.05742 |
102 |
76 |
20 |
6 |
1558 |
Marvin the Magnificent made the best of a bad situation after learning in-person seating was limited to one. |
1.3137 |
0.05020 |
102 |
72 |
28 |
2 |
1559 |
I know New York dining is all about presentation, but this is something else... |
1.3137 |
0.05210 |
102 |
73 |
26 |
3 |
1560 |
Dinner and a show a year into the pandemic is weird |
1.3134 |
0.06454 |
67 |
48 |
17 |
2 |
1561 |
You're getting lots of likes, but they say the act is'old hat'. |
1.3133 |
0.06623 |
83 |
63 |
14 |
6 |
1562 |
It says here the rabbit's car warranty has expired. |
1.3133 |
0.05667 |
83 |
59 |
22 |
2 |
1563 |
You still think all these people are cheering for you every night? |
1.3131 |
0.05495 |
99 |
72 |
23 |
4 |
1564 |
Honey, it seems that your fly is down! |
1.3131 |
0.05495 |
99 |
72 |
23 |
4 |
1565 |
Whoever gets fewer likes buys dinner. |
1.3131 |
0.05304 |
99 |
71 |
25 |
3 |
1566 |
My lovely assistant is requesting that everyone please mute themselves. |
1.3131 |
0.05304 |
99 |
71 |
25 |
3 |
1567 |
Well, with the restaurant closed, he didn't want the tux to go to waste and it is Easter. |
1.3125 |
0.06057 |
80 |
58 |
19 |
3 |
1568 |
Good job, hon. 117 likes, 6 home-party inquiries, and a note from your ex with 20 emojis, saying you're still the same poodle-haired egoholic crying for the affirmation you never received from your frigid mother that she remembers. |
1.3125 |
0.06559 |
80 |
60 |
15 |
5 |
1569 |
Stop showing off. You've only had your first shot. |
1.3125 |
0.06057 |
80 |
58 |
19 |
3 |
1570 |
Don't you think he's too young to have his own YouTube channel? |
1.3125 |
0.06057 |
80 |
58 |
19 |
3 |
1571 |
Hey hon, you better see this, people are posting on Facebook about this random guy doing magic tricks on a rooftop, why can't you ever do something interesting like that? |
1.3125 |
0.06796 |
80 |
61 |
13 |
6 |
1572 |
Once again, you saved him from jumping! |
1.3125 |
0.05790 |
80 |
57 |
21 |
2 |
1573 |
And another hare raising day in quarantine. |
1.3125 |
0.05510 |
80 |
56 |
23 |
1 |
1574 |
Randy, I thought we talked about your need to always be the center of attention. |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
1575 |
OK, three votes to strangle it, four to throw it over the side, and two to adopt. |
1.3125 |
0.05403 |
96 |
69 |
24 |
3 |
1576 |
Keep going, not enough likes." |
1.3125 |
0.05196 |
96 |
68 |
26 |
2 |
1577 |
Lois was more interested in her Twitter feed than whatever the hell Bill was doing. |
1.3125 |
0.06313 |
80 |
59 |
17 |
4 |
1578 |
You’re getting lots of positive reviews but most people are asking if the bunny has been vaccinated. |
1.3125 |
0.05403 |
96 |
69 |
24 |
3 |
1579 |
Your fly's open. |
1.3125 |
0.06999 |
64 |
47 |
14 |
3 |
1580 |
Darling, you do realize that those people are an illusion? |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
1581 |
You should have just tried it on the dog. |
1.3125 |
0.06313 |
80 |
59 |
17 |
4 |
1582 |
Would it be trashy if we start charging the 7:00pm show? |
1.3125 |
0.04396 |
96 |
72 |
21 |
3 |
1583 |
Forty-two percent say to chuck him over the ledge. |
1.3119 |
0.05483 |
109 |
81 |
22 |
6 |
1584 |
The bunny is fine but you’d get more likes if that were vaccine. |
1.3119 |
0.05164 |
109 |
79 |
26 |
4 |
1585 |
Well the rabbit didn't die. W e can keep up the effort. |
1.3119 |
0.05483 |
109 |
81 |
22 |
6 |
1586 |
Look Honey, someone's doing rabbit tricks on their balcony |
1.3119 |
0.04458 |
109 |
80 |
26 |
3 |
1587 |
Behold! If you apply an effect on your phones, the rabbit disappears! |
1.3118 |
0.05716 |
93 |
68 |
21 |
4 |
1588 |
Is this what entertainment has come to? |
1.3118 |
0.05508 |
93 |
67 |
23 |
3 |
1589 |
It’s Clap Because We Care, not
Zap, I’ve Got A Hare! |
1.3118 |
0.05716 |
93 |
68 |
21 |
4 |
1590 |
You have 233 likes, 188 yawning emojis, and one citation for cruelty to animals. |
1.3118 |
0.05508 |
93 |
67 |
23 |
3 |
1591 |
Little do they know he's also the main course. |
1.3118 |
0.05508 |
93 |
67 |
23 |
3 |
1592 |
Another deranged neighbour has moved in. Haven’t these people heard of Netflix? |
1.3118 |
0.05508 |
93 |
67 |
23 |
3 |
1593 |
Social distancing proved to be a huge benefit to the world's worst close-up magician. |
1.3117 |
0.05921 |
77 |
55 |
20 |
2 |
1594 |
Wow, you should check out this guy online doing a magic trick. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
1595 |
People are texting like crazy about how you made everyone’s mask disappear. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
1596 |
I'm not sure if it is more awkward to date a magician or eat alone on a rooftop. Either way, I'm jumping. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
1597 |
Honey, bring out the turtle next and they all will love to watch the race around the cornice! |
1.3117 |
0.06203 |
77 |
56 |
18 |
3 |
1598 |
Wait till you see what he pulls out of the rabbit |
1.3117 |
0.05921 |
77 |
55 |
20 |
2 |
1599 |
I wish your hat would eat something else sometimes... |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
1600 |
Our neighbors are tweeting that having a rabbit drop his turds into a hat is not entertaining! |
1.3111 |
0.06250 |
90 |
68 |
16 |
6 |
1601 |
Oh, George. You're so viral! |
1.3111 |
0.05392 |
90 |
64 |
24 |
2 |
1602 |
Rabbit_Destroyer69 says you should throw him, but everyone else is having a great time. |
1.3111 |
0.05619 |
90 |
65 |
22 |
3 |
1603 |
Seventeen likes. One sniper. |
1.3111 |
0.06047 |
90 |
67 |
18 |
5 |
1604 |
They're asking if she's related to Punxsutawney Phil, and what it bodes. |
1.3111 |
0.05155 |
90 |
65 |
23 |
2 |
1605 |
I pull a rabbit out of a hat, and she still prefers to watch Bridgerton. |
1.3111 |
0.06250 |
90 |
68 |
16 |
6 |
1606 |
Could you pull him again...? I was taking a selfie. |
1.3111 |
0.06250 |
90 |
68 |
16 |
6 |
1607 |
I am The Great Quarantini. |
1.3111 |
0.06047 |
90 |
67 |
18 |
5 |
1608 |
Im the eastern bunny, call 911! |
1.3111 |
0.05619 |
90 |
65 |
22 |
3 |
1609 |
It's Animal Control, Irwin. Seems someone has called in regard to rabbit abuse at this location. And they say "Don't try to get rid of the evidence". |
1.3109 |
0.04884 |
119 |
86 |
29 |
4 |
1610 |
When the Wi-Fi crashed mid-performance, The Great Balconi segued from a Zoom show to a Room show. |
1.3108 |
0.05749 |
74 |
52 |
21 |
1 |
1611 |
Rabbit’s winning, five to one. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1612 |
George, those folks are not really interested in whether you can put the rabbit back in the hat. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
1613 |
You might want to move it along. #animalcruelty is trending. |
1.3107 |
0.05349 |
103 |
75 |
24 |
4 |
1614 |
Hang on. You're frozen again. |
1.3107 |
0.05349 |
103 |
75 |
24 |
4 |
1615 |
Safe Distancing Magic....the show must go on. |
1.3107 |
0.05349 |
103 |
75 |
24 |
4 |
1616 |
Can you make my date disappear? |
1.3103 |
0.05965 |
87 |
64 |
19 |
4 |
1617 |
Like, like, like, like, like, heart, heart, heart, like, like, like, like. |
1.3103 |
0.05498 |
87 |
62 |
23 |
2 |
1618 |
Good news! You're trending rapidly. |
1.3103 |
0.05498 |
87 |
62 |
23 |
2 |
1619 |
Watch this Gladys. They hold up their tickets. He pops out a rabbit and his eyeballs. |
1.3103 |
0.05498 |
87 |
62 |
23 |
2 |
1620 |
For my next trick, I will make the pandemic disappear. |
1.3100 |
0.05260 |
100 |
72 |
25 |
3 |
1621 |
Mmhmmm.... uh huh...... oh, wow.... that's interesting. |
1.3100 |
0.05449 |
100 |
73 |
23 |
4 |
1622 |
No one leave the meeting, he has more tricks. |
1.3099 |
0.05880 |
71 |
50 |
20 |
1 |
1623 |
You just got a cease-and-desist order from the Society for the Prevention of Tired Clichés. |
1.3099 |
0.06830 |
71 |
53 |
14 |
4 |
1624 |
Jack look here! You should see the viral video of the wizard guy. |
1.3099 |
0.06213 |
71 |
51 |
18 |
2 |
1625 |
Honey, I've got all those folks, from across the street, on a Conference Call. They're sick of the dopey Rabbit! |
1.3097 |
0.05195 |
113 |
83 |
25 |
5 |
1626 |
Now they want you both to jump. |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
1627 |
I told you I could pull a hat out of a rabbit! |
1.3095 |
0.05861 |
84 |
61 |
20 |
3 |
1628 |
What fool brings a rabbit to a date? |
1.3095 |
0.05611 |
84 |
60 |
22 |
2 |
1629 |
For my next trick, I hope to go indoors. |
1.3095 |
0.06332 |
84 |
63 |
16 |
5 |
1630 |
How did this get in there. |
1.3095 |
0.06332 |
84 |
63 |
16 |
5 |
1631 |
In general, they think your act is corny but they appreciate your effort. |
1.3095 |
0.05214 |
84 |
61 |
21 |
2 |
1632 |
For my next trick, I will flatten the curve. |
1.3095 |
0.06101 |
84 |
62 |
18 |
4 |
1633 |
The rabbit's gone viral! |
1.3093 |
0.05152 |
97 |
69 |
26 |
2 |
1634 |
He was merely retrieving his beloved Mr. Pickles from his hat carrier when Frank realized that sometimes one doesn’t choose greatness, it chooses you. |
1.3093 |
0.05928 |
97 |
73 |
18 |
6 |
1635 |
8 “likes” but wait till you cut me in half! |
1.3088 |
0.06710 |
68 |
50 |
15 |
3 |
1636 |
Urban Falconry gone too far. |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
1637 |
I think they were hoping you'd pull out a mask. |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
1638 |
When told it would take a miracle for a second date to happen, Rozo the Magician knew exactly what to do. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
1639 |
And... As you will see, the eggs will appear painted and ready. |
1.3086 |
0.06246 |
81 |
60 |
17 |
4 |
1640 |
I saw this before but with Glenn Close and a pot... |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
1641 |
We can’t even have a quiet dinner without him putting on a show. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
1642 |
Zharkov's quarantine performances, while entertaining to his neighbors, seemed of little interest to his beloved. |
1.3085 |
0.05863 |
94 |
70 |
19 |
5 |
1643 |
Ooohh...now make Covid disappear. |
1.3085 |
0.05863 |
94 |
70 |
19 |
5 |
1644 |
In a sec, Honey, Martha just posted the coolest thing... |
1.3085 |
0.05459 |
94 |
68 |
23 |
3 |
1645 |
Who knew it would take a pandemic to make Seymour the star of the neighborhood! |
1.3084 |
0.05213 |
107 |
78 |
25 |
4 |
1646 |
dating App’s profiles don’t tell you everything |
1.3077 |
0.05127 |
104 |
75 |
26 |
3 |
1647 |
Now, go to Central Park and set it free. I just sold NFT "Passover Bunny"” |
1.3077 |
0.06657 |
78 |
59 |
14 |
5 |
1648 |
And from the Merkle’s in apartment 12B: “This is a really stupid cartoon. Please have your magician make it disappear.” |
1.3077 |
0.06657 |
78 |
59 |
14 |
5 |
1649 |
Come see this video of a magician pulling a rabbit of of his hat. |
1.3077 |
0.02584 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1650 |
So much for match.com. |
1.3077 |
0.06657 |
78 |
59 |
14 |
5 |
1651 |
So far we’ve made $10 from admissions and $69 million from NFTs. |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1652 |
They're tired of rabbits they want you to saw me in half. |
1.3077 |
0.06136 |
78 |
57 |
18 |
3 |
1653 |
You did it! You’re beating DiBlasio in the polls! |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1654 |
It's not a magic trick it's the only way I can get him to avoid touching his phone |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
78 |
55 |
22 |
1 |
1655 |
Honey, stop showing off. It says here not everyone can afford a top hat. |
1.3077 |
0.06402 |
78 |
58 |
16 |
4 |
1656 |
We’re hoping he takes us back to 2019 for the grand finale |
1.3077 |
0.06402 |
78 |
58 |
16 |
4 |
1657 |
well, at least it's better than the time he was jacking off up here. |
1.3077 |
0.06402 |
78 |
58 |
16 |
4 |
1658 |
I am hoping the trick works at this distance atleast! |
1.3077 |
0.05110 |
91 |
64 |
26 |
1 |
1659 |
It was then the rabbit decided that this would be his final disappearing act. |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1660 |
Tom used this opportunity to show his neighbors what he’s really been up to during the pandemic. |
1.3077 |
0.04941 |
104 |
74 |
28 |
2 |
1661 |
I think they are just waiting to see if you can pull out Covid vaccines for the whole neighborhood. |
1.3069 |
0.05403 |
101 |
74 |
23 |
4 |
1662 |
We've gone viral on the Net. For your next trick, see if we can get paid for the free show. |
1.3069 |
0.04822 |
101 |
71 |
29 |
1 |
1663 |
One of the neighbors is calling to ask if you could possibly play a musical instrument instead. |
1.3069 |
0.05403 |
101 |
74 |
23 |
4 |
1664 |
Ugh, the table side rabbit stew is such a production. |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
1665 |
yeah Tim's still pushing the rabbit in a hat trick, but he's got a captive audience |
1.3069 |
0.04612 |
101 |
70 |
31 |
0 |
1666 |
I find working on the edge makes this even more hare raising. |
1.3068 |
0.05447 |
88 |
63 |
23 |
2 |
1667 |
It was good honest work for a rabbit in the pandemic age |
1.3068 |
0.05202 |
88 |
62 |
25 |
1 |
1668 |
From all of the posts, the Old Rabbit-out-of-Hat Trick seems to be New Magic! |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
1669 |
This is the most realistic TikTok I’ve ever seen |
1.3068 |
0.05202 |
88 |
62 |
25 |
1 |
1670 |
Covid-19 was no match for Harry’s love of live magic |
1.3067 |
0.05995 |
75 |
54 |
19 |
2 |
1671 |
You've got ten "Fantastics!" and three "Cruel to animals." |
1.3067 |
0.05360 |
75 |
52 |
23 |
0 |
1672 |
WAIT. I THINK I'LL HAVE FROG'S LEGS INSTEAD. |
1.3067 |
0.06288 |
75 |
55 |
17 |
3 |
1673 |
For my next trick, vaccines for everyone |
1.3067 |
0.06288 |
75 |
55 |
17 |
3 |
1674 |
Real magic is when a rabbit pulls a man out of a hat. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
1675 |
Honey, I've gotten everyone else's attention, any chance you can give me, the rabbit and my bulging eyes five minutes of your time? |
1.3063 |
0.05836 |
111 |
86 |
16 |
9 |
1676 |
Nice trick, but I had ordered the chicken. |
1.3061 |
0.05694 |
98 |
73 |
20 |
5 |
1677 |
You've had that in your hat ALL DAY?!" |
1.3059 |
0.06040 |
85 |
63 |
18 |
4 |
1678 |
The buzz is that the rabbit was threatening to jump, and you rescued it. Otherwise all those people wouldn't be watching. |
1.3059 |
0.05803 |
85 |
62 |
20 |
3 |
1679 |
I just found a nice Chardonnay to go with that... |
1.3059 |
0.06040 |
85 |
63 |
18 |
4 |
1680 |
Like most magicians, people had been social distancing from Timothy for years. |
1.3059 |
0.06268 |
85 |
64 |
16 |
5 |
1681 |
I remember when I used to be his magic. |
1.3059 |
0.06040 |
85 |
63 |
18 |
4 |
1682 |
Pull a bad habit out of a chat. Yes, you can. |
1.3059 |
0.01183 |
85 |
67 |
18 |
0 |
1683 |
you too can have a free rabbit if you come out and get your vaccine. |
1.3059 |
0.05803 |
85 |
62 |
20 |
3 |
1684 |
You had them with the hat. |
1.3059 |
0.05803 |
85 |
62 |
20 |
3 |
1685 |
Everything I photograph disappears. I'll get the the rabbit next. |
1.3059 |
0.06040 |
85 |
63 |
18 |
4 |
1686 |
Tonight on Top Chef: The magic of Hasenpfeffer. |
1.3059 |
0.05557 |
85 |
61 |
22 |
2 |
1687 |
That’s when Elliot realized, impressing his friends wasn’t as gratifying as it used to be. |
1.3059 |
0.06040 |
85 |
63 |
18 |
4 |
1688 |
It seemed Mr Woodhouse at no.34 was up to his old tricks again. |
1.3059 |
0.05803 |
85 |
62 |
20 |
3 |
1689 |
He's been posting the daily specials this way for a year now. |
1.3056 |
0.05814 |
72 |
51 |
20 |
1 |
1690 |
This is the last known photo of Tanya, before she escaped, grabbing Ms. Linn's phone, ordering a ride on Uber to Albany, and unionizing Rabbits, Hares and Rodents. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1691 |
A tricky first date |
1.3056 |
0.06141 |
72 |
52 |
18 |
2 |
1692 |
Me? Enjoying my wine on the terrace.
You?
Watching a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat?!
Send me the video! |
1.3056 |
0.06141 |
72 |
52 |
18 |
2 |
1693 |
Honey, did you see the news? That rabbit once posted an anti-dog tweet! |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1694 |
Put the bunny down, you're getting hate tweets from animal rights groups...I'll meet you at home. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1695 |
You spend entirely too much time with that rabbit. |
1.3056 |
0.06141 |
72 |
52 |
18 |
2 |
1696 |
Nobody move or the rabbit gets it” |
1.3053 |
0.05514 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
1697 |
I hope these rabbit ears give you all better reception |
1.3053 |
0.04750 |
95 |
66 |
29 |
0 |
1698 |
Illusion lost in reality |
1.3053 |
0.04631 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1699 |
The guy on the fifth floor is going to out you for rabbit abuse." |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
1700 |
‘ I don’t know about this guy. Seems he always need to be the center of attention’ |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
1701 |
Neighborhood entertainment during the Pandemic. |
1.3049 |
0.06420 |
82 |
62 |
15 |
5 |
1702 |
The sleight of hare distracted the audience from the real disappearance: masks. |
1.3049 |
0.06420 |
82 |
62 |
15 |
5 |
1703 |
He's self -centered, but he's paying for the wine. |
1.3049 |
0.06181 |
82 |
61 |
17 |
4 |
1704 |
Some things just never go out of style. |
1.3049 |
0.05673 |
82 |
59 |
21 |
2 |
1705 |
Honey, I think we’re live. |
1.3049 |
0.05673 |
82 |
61 |
18 |
3 |
1706 |
Everybody needs a rabbit hole. |
1.3049 |
0.05933 |
82 |
60 |
19 |
3 |
1707 |
358 Fifth Avenue,#528 has a question |
1.3048 |
0.04995 |
105 |
78 |
23 |
4 |
1708 |
They’re saying that they are reporting you to the ASPCA. |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
1709 |
And now, the gentleman in Apartment 3-C, pick a card, any card. |
1.3043 |
0.05517 |
92 |
67 |
22 |
3 |
1710 |
You're trending up on Google and Twitter, George, but people are wanting a new act, too. |
1.3043 |
0.06132 |
92 |
70 |
16 |
6 |
1711 |
The “old school” magic trend was intense, but brief. |
1.3043 |
0.05517 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1712 |
Should I unmute them now? |
1.3043 |
0.06942 |
69 |
52 |
13 |
4 |
1713 |
Why does everyone keep staring at my hare? |
1.3043 |
0.06627 |
69 |
51 |
15 |
3 |
1714 |
If you want to live out your dream of becoming an influencer, you need to go viral. Now drop the rabbit. |
1.3043 |
0.05729 |
92 |
68 |
20 |
4 |
1715 |
It’s a good thing PETA is also working from home. |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
1716 |
Contrary to unkind Friend's Group rumors,
the magic hasn't gone out of our marriage! |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
1717 |
Mrs. Nettles across the street says you should leave the damned rabbit alone! |
1.3038 |
0.06826 |
79 |
61 |
12 |
6 |
1718 |
And for the next trick,my wife will make Dr. Seuss disappear. |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
1719 |
But boss, I have stage fright! I can feel then all watching me! |
1.3038 |
0.06203 |
79 |
61 |
13 |
5 |
1720 |
I think this means we can get the Groupon. |
1.3038 |
0.05797 |
79 |
57 |
20 |
2 |
1721 |
His counterpart in Japan was simultaneously pulling a hat out of a rabbit. |
1.3038 |
0.06332 |
79 |
59 |
16 |
4 |
1722 |
The day the world reached the end of the Internet |
1.3038 |
0.06584 |
79 |
60 |
14 |
5 |
1723 |
Honey, film this. Let’s go viral |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
1724 |
My photo was blurry, do it again. |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
1725 |
Phil Edwards in apartment 4C does the unexpected and puts a rabbit back into a hat. |
1.3034 |
0.05277 |
89 |
66 |
20 |
3 |
1726 |
Thankfully the neighbors are watching! |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1727 |
We need all of you out there, to now go to Facebook and hit LIKE” |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
1728 |
This was not the magical dinner for two Lucky was promised. |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
1729 |
I invite one person, then there's a flash mob. |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
1730 |
the framing of roger rabbit |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1731 |
Poor Ralph. Every night he fails to realize his neighbour is tap dancing naked. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1732 |
Two hands please. |
1.3030 |
0.06818 |
66 |
49 |
14 |
3 |
1733 |
If you try to come between me and my top hat again, I swear to God I'll toss you off this balcony! |
1.3030 |
0.04752 |
99 |
74 |
22 |
3 |
1734 |
There must be a power outage! |
1.3030 |
0.05459 |
99 |
73 |
22 |
4 |
1735 |
I know your profile said you were magical but... |
1.3030 |
0.05067 |
99 |
71 |
26 |
2 |
1736 |
It seems they like your new act well enough, but they still prefer we go back to making love with the curtains open. |
1.3030 |
0.07151 |
66 |
50 |
12 |
4 |
1737 |
You're getting 9 "AMAZINGS!!'s", 15 "WOWZER!!'s", and
one kid named Powder says, "I dare you to toss the hare." |
1.3030 |
0.05459 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
1738 |
You won't believe how far he can pop his eyes out of his sockets! |
1.3030 |
0.05363 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
1739 |
I thought you were supposed to disappear if I swipe left. |
1.3030 |
0.05266 |
99 |
72 |
24 |
3 |
1740 |
Are we famous yet? |
1.3030 |
0.07151 |
66 |
50 |
12 |
4 |
1741 |
Meanwhile, Amanda sees her husband's profile on Ashley Madison |
1.3026 |
0.06494 |
76 |
57 |
15 |
4 |
1742 |
With the cell towers down, people's hopes turned to rabbit ears. |
1.3026 |
0.06218 |
76 |
56 |
17 |
3 |
1743 |
Seventy-five likes. Ooooh, Seventy-six . . . |
1.3026 |
0.06218 |
76 |
56 |
17 |
3 |
1744 |
Ok now it says, ‘Add the shaved fennel and simmer until skin is brown and crispy’ ... are you sure we’re doing this right? |
1.3026 |
0.06494 |
76 |
57 |
15 |
4 |
1745 |
I will now perform a vasectomy |
1.3026 |
0.05929 |
76 |
55 |
19 |
2 |
1746 |
I love outdoor performances |
1.3023 |
0.05503 |
86 |
62 |
22 |
2 |
1747 |
nine out of ten want a batch of stimulus cheques next... |
1.3023 |
0.06204 |
86 |
65 |
16 |
5 |
1748 |
The real magic is my 5G is working! |
1.3023 |
0.05503 |
86 |
62 |
22 |
2 |
1749 |
Please put me back in the hat. |
1.3023 |
0.05980 |
86 |
64 |
18 |
4 |
1750 |
At least there is good reception out here. |
1.3023 |
0.05747 |
86 |
63 |
20 |
3 |
1751 |
Pandemicadabra! |
1.3023 |
0.05747 |
86 |
63 |
20 |
3 |
1752 |
Fuck your smartphones here's a bunny. |
1.3023 |
0.06631 |
86 |
67 |
12 |
7 |
1753 |
Hold it, honey––time for a selfie. |
1.3021 |
0.05565 |
96 |
71 |
21 |
4 |
1754 |
As Dwayne pull out the hare, Millicent realized she was the only one who simply expected an evening in March air. |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
1755 |
Just make sure you cook it inside. |
1.3021 |
0.05155 |
96 |
69 |
25 |
2 |
1756 |
They're saying just eat him. |
1.3016 |
0.07379 |
63 |
48 |
11 |
4 |
1757 |
Uh-oh an amber alert has just been issued for the Easter bunny! |
1.3016 |
0.07379 |
63 |
48 |
11 |
4 |
1758 |
Ooh, honey, we got another Venmo payment! |
1.3016 |
0.06649 |
63 |
46 |
15 |
2 |
1759 |
Neighborhood Watch |
1.3016 |
0.06649 |
63 |
46 |
15 |
2 |
1760 |
They can't believe their eyes. |
1.3014 |
0.06071 |
73 |
53 |
18 |
2 |
1761 |
And now for my next trick, I will make my love life disappear! |
1.3012 |
0.06117 |
83 |
62 |
17 |
4 |
1762 |
The bald guy standing in the window wants to see some card tricks. |
1.3012 |
0.05872 |
83 |
61 |
19 |
3 |
1763 |
Everyone on social media will see--holding me by the ears is bunny abuse.. |
1.3012 |
0.05349 |
83 |
59 |
23 |
1 |
1764 |
Well honey, you always said the secret to magic is distraction |
1.3012 |
0.05349 |
83 |
59 |
23 |
1 |
1765 |
At least I’m not the only captive audience. |
1.3012 |
0.06117 |
83 |
62 |
17 |
4 |
1766 |
Someone forgot to put rabbit litter in my hat again! |
1.3012 |
0.05872 |
83 |
61 |
19 |
3 |
1767 |
This has been catastrophic for our Bugsy |
1.3012 |
0.05872 |
83 |
61 |
19 |
3 |
1768 |
Here's to fifteen minutes of fame. |
1.3011 |
0.05021 |
93 |
66 |
26 |
1 |
1769 |
And little Jimmy in 4-B makes 10. This is your largest audience ever! |
1.3011 |
0.05249 |
93 |
67 |
24 |
2 |
1770 |
Next time, don't forget your credit card. |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
1771 |
After shaking off excess flour, add pepper to taste and stir. |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
1772 |
Making viral great again. |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
1773 |
Let's start the bidding! Do I hear 10 dollars? |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1774 |
Look at my rabbit, bitches. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1775 |
Do you know anyone at the ASPCA? |
1.3010 |
0.05745 |
103 |
81 |
14 |
8 |
1776 |
For my next trick, I will make the overdue rent bill in 3C vanish. |
1.3008 |
0.05407 |
123 |
95 |
19 |
9 |
1777 |
In lieu of a purchased ticket we will pass this little guy's hat. |
1.3000 |
0.06856 |
70 |
53 |
13 |
4 |
1778 |
'Avada Kedavra' said the rabbit. |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
1779 |
Still no likes. |
1.3000 |
0.05575 |
90 |
66 |
21 |
3 |
1780 |
Socially distanced magic brought New Yorkers together |
1.3000 |
0.06006 |
80 |
59 |
18 |
3 |
1781 |
Sandra proudly recorded Phil’s historic performance. |
1.3000 |
0.06006 |
80 |
59 |
18 |
3 |
1782 |
Text, "Ta Daa!" |
1.3000 |
0.05795 |
90 |
67 |
19 |
4 |
1783 |
Magic: The Ungathering |
1.3000 |
0.05347 |
90 |
65 |
23 |
2 |
1784 |
Must have been the wrong hat
(Credit to Bullwinkle) |
1.3000 |
0.06547 |
70 |
52 |
15 |
3 |
1785 |
They want to know if you’re using artificial intelligence. |
1.3000 |
0.06264 |
80 |
60 |
16 |
4 |
1786 |
For our next trick, we need a volunteer, preferably with their own saw. |
1.3000 |
0.05795 |
90 |
67 |
19 |
4 |
1787 |
Quarantiners got talent |
1.3000 |
0.05795 |
90 |
67 |
19 |
4 |
1788 |
Honey, I forgot to press record. |
1.3000 |
0.05575 |
90 |
66 |
21 |
3 |
1789 |
Maybe the real magic is the journey the rabbit had along the way |
1.3000 |
0.06007 |
90 |
68 |
17 |
5 |
1790 |
PETA is on the phone again dear. |
1.3000 |
0.06547 |
70 |
52 |
15 |
3 |
1791 |
Another hair raising date! |
1.2991 |
0.05970 |
107 |
84 |
14 |
9 |
1792 |
CONTENT WARNING: The following video may be disturbing to young children, rabbit lovers, and biblical literalists. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
1793 |
Money for nothing and the tricks for free! |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
1794 |
One sec, honey, I just need to find the right filter to make it look magical. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
1795 |
Honey you should see this. This guy just went viral for pulling a rabbit out a hat. |
1.2990 |
0.05317 |
97 |
71 |
23 |
3 |
1796 |
You should start online magic shows. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1797 |
Your caption hare. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1798 |
The boy in 12B says stop hurting the rabbit! |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1799 |
When your dating service said he was magic, this isn't what I was looking for! |
1.2989 |
0.04657 |
87 |
65 |
20 |
2 |
1800 |
Ed, our relationship lacks magic. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1801 |
And now, the next best thing to a vaccine for everyone! |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1802 |
I will now show my great admiration and respect for our frontline workers! |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1803 |
Non-contact magic left much to be desired. |
1.2989 |
0.05451 |
87 |
63 |
22 |
2 |
1804 |
Mom, look! Doesn’t that mean spring is coming? |
1.2989 |
0.05200 |
87 |
62 |
24 |
1 |
1805 |
Please hold your applause emojis until the end. |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
1806 |
Social distancing has gone to far. |
1.2987 |
0.05865 |
77 |
56 |
19 |
2 |
1807 |
I can't believe my own husband created the first socially distanced magic show! |
1.2987 |
0.06421 |
77 |
58 |
15 |
4 |
1808 |
Step 2: you raise the hat very gently with your left hand, allowing the feet to go in first. |
1.2987 |
0.06682 |
77 |
59 |
13 |
5 |
1809 |
Maybe they'll be impressed if you pull out a washer/dryer. |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
1810 |
I told you, we should’ve made a TikTok |
1.2987 |
0.05250 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
1811 |
Swingers69 just offered to put some magic in our marriage. |
1.2985 |
0.06385 |
67 |
49 |
16 |
2 |
1812 |
#3. After pulling rabbit out of hat, you must not let anyone see what you do next... |
1.2985 |
0.06021 |
67 |
48 |
18 |
1 |
1813 |
At least I got them to tear away from their phones for the moment. |
1.2985 |
0.06385 |
67 |
49 |
16 |
2 |
1814 |
They all said they've seen this one before... |
1.2985 |
0.06385 |
67 |
49 |
16 |
2 |
1815 |
I'm going to get rid of these white hairs." |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1816 |
It says here Hasenpfeffer is never served rare |
1.2981 |
0.05091 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1817 |
In 2021, this is a Tony awarding winning performance. |
1.2979 |
0.05202 |
94 |
68 |
24 |
2 |
1818 |
Uh oh, apartment 3C is calling PETA. |
1.2976 |
0.06287 |
84 |
64 |
15 |
5 |
1819 |
Seems everyone is just enjoying seeing anyone get out, even if it is just a rabbit out of a hat. |
1.2976 |
0.06287 |
84 |
64 |
15 |
5 |
1820 |
More votes for roast over stew now. |
1.2976 |
0.06055 |
84 |
63 |
17 |
4 |
1821 |
It's like 'Rear Window"'
for rabbit hunters |
1.2976 |
0.05561 |
84 |
61 |
21 |
2 |
1822 |
Isn't this what they call "phoning it in?" |
1.2976 |
0.06511 |
84 |
65 |
13 |
6 |
1823 |
I was wondering why you wore not only a tux but a top hat to our first date. |
1.2976 |
0.05561 |
84 |
61 |
21 |
2 |
1824 |
We'll always have Paris. |
1.2976 |
0.05813 |
84 |
62 |
19 |
3 |
1825 |
Well, she certainly saw a rare bit of hair-raising magic. |
1.2976 |
0.05813 |
84 |
62 |
19 |
3 |
1826 |
Honey, I’m sorry. You were muted. |
1.2976 |
0.05297 |
84 |
60 |
23 |
1 |
1827 |
Yeah, Great Magic One, you also pulled 50 animal cruelty complaints out of your hat. |
1.2973 |
0.06002 |
74 |
54 |
18 |
2 |
1828 |
My mother just called and asked whether you are still doing that stupid hat trick. |
1.2973 |
0.06002 |
74 |
54 |
18 |
2 |
1829 |
They can never figure out how you pull a hat out of a rabbit. |
1.2973 |
0.06590 |
74 |
56 |
14 |
4 |
1830 |
They're saying your fly is down. |
1.2973 |
0.06002 |
74 |
54 |
18 |
2 |
1831 |
Extraordinary times call for ordinary magic |
1.2973 |
0.06590 |
74 |
56 |
14 |
4 |
1832 |
Too bad you can't pass the hat, our rent is due next week. |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
1833 |
Your audience really expanded after that SPCA complaint. |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
1834 |
There was a hare in her drink... |
1.2970 |
0.05367 |
101 |
75 |
22 |
4 |
1835 |
It's unanimous! They all say to spare the Easter Bunny. Let him go! |
1.2969 |
0.06929 |
64 |
48 |
13 |
3 |
1836 |
I'm refreshing, but your top Google result is still the leaked nudes. |
1.2967 |
0.05298 |
91 |
66 |
23 |
2 |
1837 |
Give me back my phone ya damn rabbit! |
1.2967 |
0.05949 |
91 |
69 |
17 |
5 |
1838 |
As if in a dream, an entire city block put their phones down and allowed themselves to be entertained by a classic magic trick. Except for Marjorie. She was working her own magic on a big M&A deal for JPMorgan. |
1.2967 |
0.05524 |
91 |
67 |
21 |
3 |
1839 |
Check out that guy's hair! |
1.2966 |
0.05150 |
118 |
89 |
23 |
6 |
1840 |
You should see what he pulls out of his ass. |
1.2963 |
0.06197 |
81 |
61 |
16 |
4 |
1841 |
Blockchain validation of magic |
1.2963 |
0.06904 |
81 |
64 |
10 |
7 |
1842 |
Magic is such a silly way to occupy your time, Frank, but there you go down the rabbit hole again. |
1.2963 |
0.05678 |
81 |
59 |
20 |
2 |
1843 |
Early polling suggests a song-and-dance routine would be preferable. The bunny and the top hat are expendable. |
1.2963 |
0.05678 |
81 |
59 |
20 |
2 |
1844 |
Now try a really hard one, like making all these iphones disappear... |
1.2963 |
0.06442 |
81 |
62 |
14 |
5 |
1845 |
Magic creates social distancing out of thin air. |
1.2963 |
0.04952 |
81 |
59 |
21 |
1 |
1846 |
Today's pandemic lesson:
New tricks are needed for maintaining long-term audiences/relationships |
1.2963 |
0.05943 |
81 |
60 |
18 |
3 |
1847 |
“You are actually trending on Twitter, not for magic but for rabbit abuse.” |
1.2963 |
0.04711 |
135 |
101 |
28 |
6 |
1848 |
And tonight madame will be having..., hare! |
1.2963 |
0.06197 |
81 |
61 |
16 |
4 |
1849 |
Great trick, Houdini! Now can you make the check disappear? |
1.2959 |
0.04856 |
98 |
78 |
15 |
5 |
1850 |
And for my next trick, I will make all your phones disappear! |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
1851 |
Everyone was ready and waiting, but this time, Mandrake the Magnificent, managed to hold on to the squirming rabbit. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
1852 |
For dinner tonight, fresh hasenpfeffer! |
1.2959 |
0.05068 |
98 |
71 |
25 |
2 |
1853 |
The Goldsteins from 7F aren't buying it. |
1.2959 |
0.04402 |
98 |
73 |
23 |
2 |
1854 |
Your audience has pledged $64.50 and 12 of them want to adopt the bunny. |
1.2959 |
0.04856 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1855 |
Silly rabbit, trix are for kids |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
1856 |
John finally joined the Farm to Table movement. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1857 |
For your next trick, take a hare out of your ass! |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1858 |
This is not what I meant by 'keeping the magic alive.' |
1.2958 |
0.06149 |
71 |
52 |
17 |
2 |
1859 |
You have hat hare |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1860 |
Ouch" "Ouch" "Don't you realize how much that hurts my ears!! |
1.2955 |
0.05152 |
88 |
63 |
24 |
1 |
1861 |
Did you find him on TaskRabbit or Snaphat? |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1862 |
For the next trick, they want to see the rabbit try to talk YOU off the ledge. |
1.2955 |
0.05152 |
88 |
63 |
24 |
1 |
1863 |
It took months to get tickets. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1864 |
That was the last time the rabbit ever shit on his head. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1865 |
What COVID-19 vaccine manufacturers did in 2020. |
1.2952 |
0.05567 |
105 |
80 |
19 |
6 |
1866 |
Suddenly Joe realized that the only magic trick he knew might not be enough to keep his audience around. |
1.2952 |
0.05050 |
105 |
77 |
25 |
3 |
1867 |
Twelve "likes", one TikTok video revealing the trick, and hate from PETA on Insta. |
1.2952 |
0.05400 |
105 |
79 |
21 |
5 |
1868 |
They like me. They really like me. |
1.2951 |
0.07518 |
61 |
47 |
10 |
4 |
1869 |
I just found his wife on Tinder. |
1.2949 |
0.06082 |
78 |
58 |
17 |
3 |
1870 |
They want to know if the hat can produce some vaccines instead. |
1.2949 |
0.06082 |
78 |
58 |
17 |
3 |
1871 |
they will only give you a like if the two of you jump" |
1.2949 |
0.05802 |
78 |
57 |
19 |
2 |
1872 |
I have to get ready for Bar Mitzvah season! |
1.2949 |
0.05802 |
78 |
57 |
19 |
2 |
1873 |
What else ya got? |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
1874 |
Apparently she's not interested in social distancing or magicians. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
1875 |
That's all very nice darling, but I just asked you to grab a 'hare' more wine |
1.2947 |
0.04703 |
95 |
72 |
20 |
3 |
1876 |
The trick was not having the rabbit appear, it was getting him to go viral. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
1877 |
Now that he has a captive audience... |
1.2946 |
0.04853 |
112 |
82 |
27 |
3 |
1878 |
Peter, your 'hare-raising trick' doesn't seem to be trending well, but I've just had the best idea for dinner. |
1.2941 |
0.05506 |
85 |
62 |
21 |
2 |
1879 |
, LBJ got blasted when he tried it with his beagles. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1880 |
If you drop to one knee I'm leaving. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1881 |
Socially distanced close up magic. |
1.2941 |
0.06306 |
68 |
50 |
16 |
2 |
1882 |
I hope there's a wallet in that hat. |
1.2941 |
0.05506 |
85 |
62 |
21 |
2 |
1883 |
The SPCA wants to talk to you. |
1.2941 |
0.05246 |
85 |
61 |
23 |
1 |
1884 |
You know what would really amaze me? If you pulled a wallet out of your pocket. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1885 |
94% of the Quick Poll is betting you can't do it again. |
1.2941 |
0.05506 |
85 |
62 |
21 |
2 |
1886 |
We are making a ton of money on your pandemic magic show! See,this is why I wanted to live in a high class neighborhood! |
1.2941 |
0.05506 |
85 |
62 |
21 |
2 |
1887 |
Damn. He peed in there again. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1888 |
Yeah, laughter just isn’t the medicine people are looking for right now |
1.2941 |
0.05246 |
85 |
61 |
23 |
1 |
1889 |
Before lockdown he was an animal rights activist |
1.2941 |
0.06968 |
68 |
52 |
12 |
4 |
1890 |
That’s how all the animals disappeared |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1891 |
..and now for my next amazing tweet. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1892 |
‘I hope this is a vegan magic show’ |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
1893 |
Hey, come sit down and check out this live video of someone doing magic on a roof |
1.2941 |
0.04971 |
85 |
60 |
25 |
0 |
1894 |
Pandemic life |
1.2941 |
0.03480 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
1895 |
And, just like that, the shelter-in-top-hat order was lifted. |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
1896 |
At that one moment, in unison from their balconies, all of Frank’s neighbors began calling the cops. |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
1897 |
It's easy to be a star when you have a captive audience |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1898 |
Pretty sure they saw your “medicine is magic” flyers and thought they were getting vaccine access codes. |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
1899 |
I hear he's going to save Cuomo next. |
1.2933 |
0.05623 |
75 |
54 |
20 |
1 |
1900 |
I forgot to tell you. The doves are off this week. |
1.2933 |
0.05623 |
75 |
54 |
20 |
1 |
1901 |
Hey, you know Bob. He's full of tricks: He found a way around Covid! |
1.2933 |
0.05623 |
75 |
54 |
20 |
1 |
1902 |
Look, Honey! You've gotten seventy-two tweets and a hippity hoppity. |
1.2933 |
0.06231 |
75 |
56 |
16 |
3 |
1903 |
Your audience thinks you, not the rabbit, should hippity- hop right off the roof. |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
1904 |
At least these guys will give me attention. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
1905 |
Yet again Larry failed to get the waiter’s attention. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
1906 |
Magician disrupts classic trick: pulls hat out of a rabbit |
1.2927 |
0.05620 |
82 |
60 |
20 |
2 |
1907 |
Spotty wifi makes me want to pull my hare out. |
1.2927 |
0.06373 |
82 |
63 |
14 |
5 |
1908 |
They want you to wear a mask for your next trick |
1.2927 |
0.05881 |
82 |
61 |
18 |
3 |
1909 |
How about a little applause, do you think it is easy finding a rabbit during the shutdown? |
1.2927 |
0.05881 |
82 |
61 |
18 |
3 |
1910 |
I’m having a bad hare day. |
1.2927 |
0.05881 |
82 |
61 |
18 |
3 |
1911 |
Well? Is it viral already? If not, this date night will be a waste of money |
1.2927 |
0.05202 |
82 |
61 |
19 |
2 |
1912 |
You're not having enough likes, Marvin. Please, take something interesting out of the hat, or I'll have to do the strip tease again! |
1.2927 |
0.06373 |
82 |
63 |
14 |
5 |
1913 |
Forget it. It's a lepus, not a leaper. |
1.2927 |
0.05620 |
82 |
60 |
20 |
2 |
1914 |
'Liked' Rabbit from Hat! ; ) |
1.2925 |
0.05186 |
106 |
79 |
23 |
4 |
1915 |
I know some of you are working on a caption, but look, I just pulled a rabbit out of a hat! |
1.2923 |
0.06837 |
65 |
49 |
13 |
3 |
1916 |
They won’t cheer as much when you serve it for dinner in an hour |
1.2923 |
0.06476 |
65 |
48 |
15 |
2 |
1917 |
Hashtag ‘Magician Drops Rabbit’ should be trending. |
1.2921 |
0.05348 |
89 |
65 |
22 |
2 |
1918 |
Elvis will be next. |
1.2921 |
0.04848 |
89 |
63 |
26 |
0 |
1919 |
Did the co-op board permit this? |
1.2921 |
0.05806 |
89 |
67 |
18 |
4 |
1920 |
Welcome to your friendly neighborhood social-distance magic show! |
1.2921 |
0.05582 |
89 |
66 |
20 |
3 |
1921 |
And on the third day He rose, socially distanced.
Happy Easter |
1.2921 |
0.05582 |
89 |
66 |
20 |
3 |
1922 |
3700 tweets consensus is that "IT'S A TRICK" |
1.2921 |
0.05582 |
89 |
66 |
20 |
3 |
1923 |
Wendel is performing his 385th show for the neighbors... |
1.2921 |
0.05348 |
89 |
65 |
22 |
2 |
1924 |
Let’s make Easter really count this year. |
1.2921 |
0.05806 |
89 |
67 |
18 |
4 |
1925 |
You're back up to 3000 likes. Keep it up. |
1.2917 |
0.04893 |
96 |
69 |
26 |
1 |
1926 |
As my assistant will confirm, there has been no pixel manipulation. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
1927 |
Just two stars. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1928 |
And the crowd sourced answer is, “not a rabbit.” |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
1929 |
I cannot wait to get back to "normal"! |
1.2917 |
0.05745 |
72 |
52 |
19 |
1 |
1930 |
Just his luck - he's on the menu tonight !! |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
1931 |
All the caged people are watching; the rabbit wants to be free. |
1.2917 |
0.05112 |
96 |
70 |
24 |
2 |
1932 |
Honey, Amazon Prime has a great shower curtain for $10.99. Should I order it now? |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1933 |
Oh great! From, "Entrez!" to Entrée. . . |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1934 |
You’ve got so many views! |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1935 |
Tell them your next trick will be to make your lovely date disappear. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1936 |
Everything got a little strange when it was time to pay the bill. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
1937 |
- "Consider finding a new venue... The number of subscribers to your live streams has definitely decreased lately" |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
1938 |
Observe as the Incomparable Bandini sidesteps small talk with his wife. |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1939 |
very nice sweetheart |
1.2913 |
0.05455 |
103 |
78 |
20 |
5 |
1940 |
All she wanted was table-side guacamole. |
1.2913 |
0.05278 |
103 |
77 |
22 |
4 |
1941 |
Actually, it’s exactly the trick Cuomo needs about now. |
1.2911 |
0.06280 |
79 |
60 |
15 |
4 |
1942 |
The next step is to skin, gut, and lower the rabbit into a pot of boiling oil. |
1.2911 |
0.06016 |
79 |
59 |
17 |
3 |
1943 |
Lots of handclap emojis, some gasps, and someone's Mexico pictures from last year. |
1.2911 |
0.05144 |
79 |
56 |
23 |
0 |
1944 |
WikiHow step 4 sais... |
1.2911 |
0.06280 |
79 |
60 |
15 |
4 |
1945 |
”Adapting to quarantine is certainly tricky”, thought the Easter Bunny during his new gig” |
1.2911 |
0.06280 |
79 |
60 |
15 |
4 |
1946 |
Hey Buster, for your next trick, how ‘bout you learn how to hold a rabbit properly? Otherwise, we’re gonna have a Bad Hare Day... |
1.2911 |
0.05740 |
79 |
58 |
19 |
2 |
1947 |
I swear, Steve, you are such a glutton for attention. After I Instagram this wine, sit back down and let's have a nice dinner. |
1.2907 |
0.05698 |
86 |
64 |
19 |
3 |
1948 |
PETA calls it 'probably cruel, but too lame for one of our videos.' |
1.2907 |
0.05453 |
86 |
63 |
21 |
2 |
1949 |
The smart-aleck in apartment 314 wants to know if you're doing the saw-the-lady-in-half trick. |
1.2907 |
0.06378 |
86 |
67 |
13 |
6 |
1950 |
They want you to wear the hat with the rabbit inside it. |
1.2907 |
0.05698 |
86 |
64 |
19 |
3 |
1951 |
This first date went down as the most magical Sue had ever experienced. |
1.2907 |
0.05453 |
86 |
63 |
21 |
2 |
1952 |
Don't gloat; I'm a hare. |
1.2907 |
0.05453 |
86 |
63 |
21 |
2 |
1953 |
Screw the ASPCA. Drop it over the edge and let's just see how lucky it is. |
1.2907 |
0.05698 |
86 |
64 |
19 |
3 |
1954 |
And for my final trick, a feat that has rarely been successfully pulled off, I will attempt to get gun legislation passed in Congress. |
1.2907 |
0.05698 |
86 |
64 |
19 |
3 |
1955 |
Try dangling it over the edge I bet we’ll hit the for you page |
1.2907 |
0.05062 |
86 |
64 |
20 |
2 |
1956 |
Enjoy it while the lockdown lasts. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1957 |
50% give you a like, 50% say it is animal cruelty. |
1.2903 |
0.06660 |
62 |
46 |
14 |
2 |
1958 |
#thisiswherethemagichappens |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1959 |
Tim hesitated, waiting for the moment his self-loathing would turn into instant internet fame. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1960 |
Honey, really, the bar is pretty low for what theses people consider entertainment these days. |
1.2900 |
0.05559 |
100 |
76 |
19 |
5 |
1961 |
They all want to know if you can help
with their rodent problem. |
1.2900 |
0.05183 |
100 |
74 |
23 |
3 |
1962 |
Yeah, it's so embarrassing. Sometimes I wish he'd just disappear. |
1.2900 |
0.05559 |
100 |
76 |
19 |
5 |
1963 |
Stephen Colbert started following you. |
1.2900 |
0.06079 |
100 |
79 |
13 |
8 |
1964 |
See? I told you all I would get a date with her just like pulling a rabbit out of a hat. |
1.2900 |
0.05374 |
100 |
75 |
21 |
4 |
1965 |
And for my next trick, you will all be amazed at the world's first flying rabbit |
1.2899 |
0.05876 |
69 |
50 |
18 |
1 |
1966 |
How many times do I have to repeat myself - we don't jump, we hop. |
1.2899 |
0.06229 |
69 |
51 |
16 |
2 |
1967 |
It's not funny, the third time. |
1.2899 |
0.05876 |
69 |
50 |
18 |
1 |
1968 |
Close up magic just isn't the same since covid hit. |
1.2895 |
0.05869 |
76 |
56 |
18 |
2 |
1969 |
No pressure, but if this trick fails you'll be a viral magician in more ways than one. |
1.2895 |
0.06439 |
76 |
58 |
14 |
4 |
1970 |
It's a trick. they are still in isolation |
1.2895 |
0.05869 |
76 |
56 |
18 |
2 |
1971 |
And for his next trick he will try not to complain about the service. |
1.2895 |
0.06160 |
76 |
57 |
16 |
3 |
1972 |
They're not captivated by your act. They're captive at home. |
1.2895 |
0.05869 |
76 |
56 |
18 |
2 |
1973 |
I swiped right |
1.2895 |
0.05869 |
76 |
56 |
18 |
2 |
1974 |
I know it’s only our first date Bugs.
But leave the waiter alone. |
1.2895 |
0.06439 |
76 |
58 |
14 |
4 |
1975 |
Your career is not over. It's going viral!" |
1.2895 |
0.06160 |
76 |
57 |
16 |
3 |
1976 |
On Zoom, we are hare and not hare. |
1.2895 |
0.05717 |
76 |
58 |
15 |
3 |
1977 |
Trust me, Harold. Their attention span is less than 30 seconds. |
1.2895 |
0.05869 |
76 |
56 |
18 |
2 |
1978 |
People are tweeting this is a hare-raising experience.” |
1.2895 |
0.05869 |
76 |
56 |
18 |
2 |
1979 |
Dinner theater. |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1980 |
Well, he played for even smaller crowds when he was starting out. |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
1981 |
It seems our recipe options are limited by a lack of ingredients. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1982 |
Boredom has reached new heights. |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1983 |
Look hare everyone! |
1.2892 |
0.05292 |
83 |
60 |
22 |
1 |
1984 |
Ladies and gentleman, for his final act, my husband will magically appear interested in my day. |
1.2892 |
0.05563 |
83 |
61 |
20 |
2 |
1985 |
You finally went viral. |
1.2889 |
0.05058 |
90 |
65 |
24 |
1 |
1986 |
You got a 3-star rating on trick-advisor. |
1.2889 |
0.05964 |
90 |
69 |
16 |
5 |
1987 |
He claims it's better than 5G. |
1.2889 |
0.05529 |
90 |
67 |
20 |
3 |
1988 |
I understand your need to entertain...but I ordered the chicken. |
1.2889 |
0.05529 |
90 |
67 |
20 |
3 |
1989 |
I’m the one who should be out of here. |
1.2889 |
0.05751 |
90 |
68 |
18 |
4 |
1990 |
I knew you were hiding something. |
1.2889 |
0.05751 |
90 |
68 |
18 |
4 |
1991 |
I guess we're all starved for entertainment!! |
1.2889 |
0.05964 |
90 |
69 |
16 |
5 |
1992 |
Yep, now that we can go out again he's still up to his old tricks. |
1.2889 |
0.05058 |
90 |
65 |
24 |
1 |
1993 |
Tom thought everyone was filming him, but in actuality someone had just published a tiktok featuring a dog barking along to ‘baby shark’ |
1.2889 |
0.05529 |
90 |
67 |
20 |
3 |
1994 |
Every viewer is drinking coffee and I’m drinking wine. Honey how long have you been holding that rabbit? |
1.2887 |
0.05068 |
97 |
71 |
24 |
2 |
1995 |
Okay, now pull out the cure for COVID. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
1996 |
Again with the ears. Always by my freaking ears! |
1.2879 |
0.07084 |
66 |
51 |
11 |
4 |
1997 |
I'd rather you learned how to make them disappear into that hat, Robert! We already have fifteen of the darned things in the house... |
1.2879 |
0.06392 |
66 |
49 |
15 |
2 |
1998 |
Covid magic! |
1.2879 |
0.06017 |
66 |
48 |
17 |
1 |
1999 |
Look honey, there's a hopper on the ledge! |
1.2879 |
0.06747 |
66 |
50 |
13 |
3 |
2000 |
I doubt they see the same reality I do. |
1.2879 |
0.06017 |
66 |
48 |
17 |
1 |
2001 |
It was supposed to be a roast chicken, honey, order a pizza. |
1.2879 |
0.06392 |
66 |
49 |
15 |
2 |
2002 |
Still unvaccinated, Marion felt it prudent to watch the magic trick from the safety of the live feed. |
1.2879 |
0.06747 |
66 |
50 |
13 |
3 |
2003 |
Sorry folks. Still no in-person dining. He saw his shadow, so six more weeks of takeout. |
1.2879 |
0.06747 |
66 |
50 |
13 |
3 |
2004 |
Let's give fluffy a big round of likes. |
1.2877 |
0.06006 |
73 |
54 |
17 |
2 |
2005 |
so no one cares that i just randomly found their bunny in my hat? |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
2006 |
Introducing, the REAL Unmasked Magician! |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
2007 |
Everyone in the neighborhood group chat is saying that they already saw the bunny before you pulled it out of the hat |
1.2877 |
0.06006 |
73 |
54 |
17 |
2 |
2008 |
John, Susan in 5A wants to know if the rabbit is organic. And if she can use a small cat instead. |
1.2877 |
0.06006 |
73 |
54 |
17 |
2 |
2009 |
The Filibuster |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
2010 |
Pandemic day 375: I’m running out of ways to better myself |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
2011 |
And now for the main course |
1.2875 |
0.05680 |
80 |
61 |
16 |
3 |
2012 |
Pulling a rabbit out of a hat isn't the instagrammable event it used to be. |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
2013 |
People are freaking out. They think you stole the Easter bunny. |
1.2874 |
0.05400 |
87 |
64 |
21 |
2 |
2014 |
Wish he could magically have our electricity turned back on. |
1.2874 |
0.05146 |
87 |
63 |
23 |
1 |
2015 |
Looks like we're having hasenpfeffer, again. |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
2016 |
Lance and I just had to keep entertaining. |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
2017 |
A Socially Distant Performance |
1.2874 |
0.05400 |
87 |
64 |
21 |
2 |
2018 |
You're being featured in a documentary: "What's Left of the Arts." |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
2019 |
Finally, the elite undercover squad captures the evidence on the serial rabbit strangler. |
1.2874 |
0.05874 |
87 |
66 |
17 |
4 |
2020 |
Pretending to be present in the moment but always escaping in an imaginary world and never realising the magic and the uniqueness of the reality. |
1.2874 |
0.04139 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2021 |
For my next trick, I will make your ability to authentically engage with the physical world disappear. |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
2022 |
Three want to adopt the rabbit. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2023 |
You got 45 likes. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2024 |
Drop it and they're all calling PETA. |
1.2872 |
0.04930 |
94 |
68 |
25 |
1 |
2025 |
Umm...Honey, I think maybe the neighbors noticed I changed my hare. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2026 |
After six-and-one-half hours of intense open-air empathizing and a social media sphere on the edge of its collective seat, Harold finally managed to talk Bun-Bun off the ledge, and into giving life... a second chance. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2027 |
Who knew? There still are rabbits! |
1.2871 |
0.04943 |
101 |
74 |
25 |
2 |
2028 |
Look, Tom’s balcony acts have really stepped up their game since the beginning of the pandemic |
1.2871 |
0.04943 |
101 |
74 |
25 |
2 |
2029 |
Yes, seeing people out to dinner again is magical |
1.2857 |
0.06569 |
63 |
47 |
14 |
2 |
2030 |
Practicing on Zoom really helped The Amazing Balconini |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
2031 |
They want to see you make more vaccines appear. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
2032 |
Rear Window Magic Show |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2033 |
David in 26C is asking if you'll do it again from the other ledge. |
1.2857 |
0.06091 |
77 |
58 |
16 |
3 |
2034 |
Keep it up, you're trending on Nextdoor . . . |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2035 |
They all say that trick was a hare ridiculous. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2036 |
What came first? The rabbit or the hat? |
1.2857 |
0.05804 |
77 |
57 |
18 |
2 |
2037 |
I’m done with magicians - all they care about is getting on my roof! |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2038 |
I finally got him to stop wearing it. |
1.2857 |
0.05502 |
77 |
56 |
20 |
1 |
2039 |
68 percent are saying he should jump. |
1.2857 |
0.06091 |
77 |
58 |
16 |
3 |
2040 |
The real trick will be pulling those people out of their apartments. |
1.2857 |
0.06091 |
77 |
58 |
16 |
3 |
2041 |
The reception while holding the rabbit ears was a real story. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2042 |
They all hope you will hold on more tightly to this one . |
1.2857 |
0.05507 |
84 |
62 |
20 |
2 |
2043 |
Half want you to stop hurting the bunny, the other half want me to start hurting you. |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
2044 |
With everything going wrong this year, I'm glad to find there really IS
a rabbit in the hat! |
1.2857 |
0.05804 |
77 |
57 |
18 |
2 |
2045 |
Anyone can pull a rabbit out of a hat, folks. The real trick is coaxing him back in. |
1.2857 |
0.05804 |
77 |
57 |
18 |
2 |
2046 |
Well, that is one way to entertain yourself while waiting for your order, I think I‘ll stick to the web. |
1.2857 |
0.05240 |
84 |
61 |
22 |
1 |
2047 |
Come on, poop already. I put my money on 4:37pm. |
1.2857 |
0.05240 |
84 |
61 |
22 |
1 |
2048 |
Stop toying with them and pull out the vaccine. |
1.2857 |
0.05804 |
77 |
57 |
18 |
2 |
2049 |
Harold was stunned to see his rabbit without a mask. |
1.2857 |
0.06366 |
77 |
59 |
14 |
4 |
2050 |
Magic in the time of covid |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
2051 |
No, it’s supposed to be The Cat in the Hat |
1.2857 |
0.05240 |
84 |
61 |
22 |
1 |
2052 |
They want you to make the virus vanish. |
1.2857 |
0.05132 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2053 |
Unbelievable! I was worried about my car’s extended warranty and here’s someone who can help me with it! |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
2054 |
No surprise there. |
1.2857 |
0.05507 |
84 |
62 |
20 |
2 |
2055 |
Watching my romantic life disappear in 3,2,1 |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
2056 |
Bad bunny |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
2057 |
What's for dinner... |
1.2843 |
0.04902 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
2058 |
It looks like #UpHisSleeve is trending... |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
2059 |
Here's a trick. Saw this check in half. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2060 |
A magician always tells. |
1.2842 |
0.03054 |
95 |
74 |
20 |
1 |
2061 |
I call it: “going viral without getting viral” |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2062 |
Ahh, what's up doc? |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2063 |
It looks like your a trending topic as #Covid hare removal |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2064 |
The real trick here is that nobody is on Zoom! |
1.2841 |
0.05348 |
88 |
65 |
21 |
2 |
2065 |
So far, you’ve been canceled by Peter Rabbit, Roger Rabbit, Bugs Bunny, and Harvey. Oh, and Little Bunny Foo Foo says you should be turned into a goon. |
1.2841 |
0.05098 |
88 |
64 |
23 |
1 |
2066 |
When you can’t afford to get a magician for your kid’s birthday |
1.2841 |
0.05098 |
88 |
64 |
23 |
1 |
2067 |
Not bad, Dear, for a pandemic. But it's no Easter Parade. |
1.2841 |
0.05816 |
88 |
67 |
17 |
4 |
2068 |
Honey, watch this man’s cool rooftop magic show |
1.2841 |
0.06249 |
88 |
69 |
13 |
6 |
2069 |
A Physically Distanced Magic Show |
1.2840 |
0.05620 |
81 |
60 |
19 |
2 |
2070 |
Maybe this will get her attention |
1.2840 |
0.05620 |
81 |
60 |
19 |
2 |
2071 |
Wait til I set up Facebook Live. |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
2072 |
And now, heeeeeere's Johnny! |
1.2840 |
0.05620 |
81 |
60 |
19 |
2 |
2073 |
Honey, turns out Peta lives across the street. |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
2074 |
Ho hum, nobody wants to see your old magic tricks, Bob. |
1.2840 |
0.03823 |
81 |
62 |
18 |
1 |
2075 |
Even the rabbit is not wearing a mask. I'm calling the police. |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
2076 |
And for my next trick I’ll make my audience disappear |
1.2840 |
0.05620 |
81 |
60 |
19 |
2 |
2077 |
Howard, people are concerned you’re hurting Bunny. |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
2078 |
'' Didn't he say it would be an engagement ring? '' |
1.2840 |
0.05620 |
81 |
60 |
19 |
2 |
2079 |
Three likes, seven dislikes, two PETA threats, a go jump, and a recipe for braised rabbit in a mustard tarragon cream sauce with lemon dumplings.
Last weeks-. I liked the old competition shows when you cooked stuff from a basket. |
1.2840 |
0.06628 |
81 |
64 |
11 |
6 |
2080 |
This backdrop on Viviparty makes you look like
David Copperfield in Vegas! |
1.2840 |
0.05620 |
81 |
60 |
19 |
2 |
2081 |
Apparently there's a rule against live entertainment so you don't offend people trying to enjoy their phones |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
2082 |
This is not what I was expecting when he mentioned wanting to do a “hat trick” on his dating profile. |
1.2840 |
0.06391 |
81 |
63 |
13 |
5 |
2083 |
That's it, Stuart, I'm calling your opthamologist and I don't want any argument. |
1.2838 |
0.06531 |
74 |
57 |
13 |
4 |
2084 |
Put down your god damn phones or the rabbit goes over the edge |
1.2838 |
0.06531 |
74 |
57 |
13 |
4 |
2085 |
I asked for rarebit, not rabbit. |
1.2838 |
0.05937 |
74 |
55 |
17 |
2 |
2086 |
Lots of likes, but someone asked how you would feel if you were pulled out of a hat by your ears. |
1.2838 |
0.06241 |
74 |
56 |
15 |
3 |
2087 |
You get your audience where you can, . . |
1.2838 |
0.05277 |
74 |
53 |
21 |
0 |
2088 |
Everyone was eagerly waiting for the rabbit to see his shadow! |
1.2838 |
0.05937 |
74 |
55 |
17 |
2 |
2089 |
Congratulations! “Sad Rooftop magician” is trending on Twitter. |
1.2838 |
0.06241 |
74 |
56 |
15 |
3 |
2090 |
Wait till they get the bill for the show |
1.2838 |
0.05616 |
74 |
54 |
19 |
1 |
2091 |
They can't believe their iPhones. |
1.2838 |
0.05616 |
74 |
54 |
19 |
1 |
2092 |
Desperate for the magic of life to return |
1.2838 |
0.05937 |
74 |
55 |
17 |
2 |
2093 |
Look at it! It’s real! ...It’s called white fragility. |
1.2838 |
0.06808 |
74 |
58 |
11 |
5 |
2094 |
And for my next trick, I’ll attempt to make my wife smile |
1.2838 |
0.06531 |
74 |
57 |
13 |
4 |
2095 |
For my next trick I’m going to pull a hat out of the rabbit. |
1.2838 |
0.06241 |
74 |
56 |
15 |
3 |
2096 |
I thought the evening was going to be a total loss, but then Maurice pulled a rabbit out of the hat. |
1.2836 |
0.06311 |
67 |
50 |
15 |
2 |
2097 |
Another hare-brained scheme: shaking eggs out of a rabbit? |
1.2836 |
0.06991 |
67 |
52 |
11 |
4 |
2098 |
She asked for a dinner and a show |
1.2833 |
0.06761 |
60 |
45 |
13 |
2 |
2099 |
You’re right. If you wait long enough this trick will come back into fashion. |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
2100 |
Morty liked to entertain neighbors before serving Lapin Al Fresco at his Lumiere des Etoiles diner |
1.2830 |
0.04972 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
2101 |
Do they know it's a magic and cooking show? |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
2102 |
For my next trick, we’ll see if he can fly. |
1.2828 |
0.05568 |
99 |
76 |
18 |
5 |
2103 |
The neighbors stared, aghast, at the grisly scene on the floor below - larry of 2B had apparently hung himself gruesomely from the railing of his balcony. Dave did know this, though - and didn't care. He's never had an audience this size before. |
1.2828 |
0.05927 |
99 |
78 |
14 |
7 |
2104 |
Mom , its magic he still has an audience . |
1.2828 |
0.05185 |
99 |
74 |
22 |
3 |
2105 |
Honey? Your hare is trending. |
1.2828 |
0.04549 |
99 |
73 |
25 |
1 |
2106 |
I hate doing this during our date, but it's the rabbit's Zoom account. |
1.2826 |
0.04967 |
92 |
67 |
24 |
1 |
2107 |
Yes, worst Easter ever ! |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2108 |
Honey, you’re creating mediocre content for twenty-three streaming platforms! |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2109 |
I keep telling you, no one is interested in your silly tricks |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2110 |
they want to know if you're gonna saw me in half |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2111 |
Every window can be a window of opportunity if you perform hard enough. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
2112 |
The Great American Bunny Drop begins in 5, 4, 3, 2... |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
2113 |
2020 has been so bad, he's putting the rabbit back in the hat. |
1.2824 |
0.05452 |
85 |
63 |
20 |
2 |
2114 |
Sure! Next, you’re going to tell me that the rabbit ate my three carats! |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
2115 |
The people in 6-C say they saw how you did it." |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
2116 |
Keep going — the twins get scary when they’re bored. |
1.2821 |
0.05741 |
78 |
58 |
18 |
2 |
2117 |
This is what I get for marrying a magician! |
1.2821 |
0.05443 |
78 |
57 |
20 |
1 |
2118 |
If you can put it back in, you'll go viral. |
1.2821 |
0.05741 |
78 |
58 |
18 |
2 |
2119 |
You pull it out for everyone else, but never for me! |
1.2821 |
0.05741 |
78 |
58 |
18 |
2 |
2120 |
The bystander effect. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
78 |
56 |
22 |
0 |
2121 |
Oh, there’s a live feed of a magician on Instagram! |
1.2821 |
0.06294 |
78 |
60 |
14 |
4 |
2122 |
Paul, did you get this cartoon they tweeted? Is it supposed to be funny these things? |
1.2821 |
0.06294 |
78 |
60 |
14 |
4 |
2123 |
He has been pulling food out of his hat and into our table all quarantine long. |
1.2817 |
0.05186 |
71 |
53 |
17 |
1 |
2124 |
Watch me put a rabbit into my hat! |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
2125 |
Agreed, putting him in is the real trick. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
2126 |
Sorry George. My rabbit stew might be taking a while. |
1.2817 |
0.05376 |
71 |
51 |
20 |
0 |
2127 |
If she doesn’t’ post about it, it didn’t happen... |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
2128 |
Next week, catch my show at the top of the parking garage and Sixth Avenue and 31st Street. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
2129 |
Virtual reality |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
2130 |
‘See, honey, they all agree, the magic is not gone!’ |
1.2816 |
0.05758 |
103 |
81 |
15 |
7 |
2131 |
Try transporting their credit cards. |
1.2812 |
0.05482 |
96 |
73 |
19 |
4 |
2132 |
I’ve seen this trick before, but not on the iPhone 12. |
1.2812 |
0.05278 |
96 |
72 |
21 |
3 |
2133 |
Maintaining that relationship would be real magic! |
1.2812 |
0.06853 |
64 |
49 |
12 |
3 |
2134 |
Joe was the only guy in the neighborhood to pick up a new hobby during the pandemic and despite only knowing one trick he felt obliged to use it to entertain others. |
1.2812 |
0.04613 |
96 |
69 |
27 |
0 |
2135 |
Quarantine entertainment, a welcome break from Netflix. |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
2136 |
Allison in 6B wants to know if the rabbit was sourced sustainably, and if not, why not? |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2137 |
No wonder patches of my hair have gone missing! |
1.2809 |
0.05051 |
89 |
65 |
23 |
1 |
2138 |
For your next trick, the gentleman in Apartment 3B wants you to saw me in half. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2139 |
They're saying animals aren't allowed in the apartments. |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
2140 |
For my next trick, I will cut the Wi-Fi. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
2141 |
Why do I get the feeling there's a PETA billboard on the other side of this wall? |
1.2807 |
0.06505 |
57 |
42 |
14 |
1 |
2142 |
Well it's better than a Zoom magic show. |
1.2805 |
0.05285 |
82 |
60 |
21 |
1 |
2143 |
Alright, time to redownload Tinder. |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
2144 |
So that's where your cheap first toupee disappeared. |
1.2805 |
0.05285 |
82 |
60 |
21 |
1 |
2145 |
This is gonna do well on Tikhop |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
2146 |
It was supposed to be a rabbit, not a hare.
Linda was not impressed. |
1.2805 |
0.05562 |
82 |
61 |
19 |
2 |
2147 |
Looks like he is still up to the same old tricks |
1.2805 |
0.05562 |
82 |
61 |
19 |
2 |
2148 |
Any audience volunteers for our next trick! |
1.2805 |
0.05285 |
82 |
60 |
21 |
1 |
2149 |
I'm sorry, I never believed youre 'watch me put a rabbit in a hat act ' would ever have an audience. |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
2150 |
How about pulling some WiFi out of the hat? |
1.2805 |
0.05562 |
82 |
61 |
19 |
2 |
2151 |
'Damn, honey, I really thought he was going to jump' |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
2152 |
Everybody stood still for 45 min until instagram was back online |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
2153 |
Do it with a cat and we’ll have something. |
1.2800 |
0.05869 |
75 |
56 |
17 |
2 |
2154 |
The recipe says we should now preheat the oven to 350. |
1.2800 |
0.05869 |
75 |
56 |
17 |
2 |
2155 |
The neighbours are asking if you can make them disappear. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
2156 |
We have a request from the couple in 7c for duck à l'orange. |
1.2800 |
0.05869 |
75 |
56 |
17 |
2 |
2157 |
...and if you look at your phones now, you’ll find personalised vaccine passports! |
1.2800 |
0.05869 |
75 |
56 |
17 |
2 |
2158 |
Twelve likes, three want the rabbit to put you in the hat, and that filthy old man in #327 wants to know if you can pull a rabbit out of his butt. |
1.2796 |
0.05795 |
93 |
72 |
16 |
5 |
2159 |
Hon, there's gotta be a way to monetize this before everyone is vaccinated. |
1.2796 |
0.05993 |
93 |
73 |
14 |
6 |
2160 |
I'll have it rare! |
1.2796 |
0.05590 |
93 |
71 |
18 |
4 |
2161 |
Sadly, this was his first captive audience. |
1.2796 |
0.05154 |
93 |
69 |
22 |
2 |
2162 |
I missed that - could you do it again? |
1.2796 |
0.05154 |
93 |
69 |
22 |
2 |
2163 |
Now you've done it-pet the bunny and give it a treat. The couple in 3-D just called the PETA hotline, so you and Mr Bunny will NOT be here all week. |
1.2796 |
0.05590 |
93 |
71 |
18 |
4 |
2164 |
Honey, a bunny at this time of year is just making them feel worse. Trump said Covid would be gone by LAST Easter. |
1.2796 |
0.05795 |
93 |
72 |
16 |
5 |
2165 |
It's really magical that you can Zoom this to everyone without a computer! |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
2166 |
They're curious where you found a rabbit in the city. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
2167 |
You'd think they've never seen a rabbit put in a hat before. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
2168 |
Oh shoot, the rest of the trick is behind a paywall. |
1.2794 |
0.06053 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
2169 |
If we keep this up with tips on our Twitch, we can start to pay back last year's rent. |
1.2791 |
0.05398 |
86 |
64 |
20 |
2 |
2170 |
After months of being the unwitting courtyard entertainment, Daniel honed his magic skills by soliciting requests via group text. |
1.2791 |
0.05270 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
2171 |
And now my lovely assistant Freya will send you cat pictures. |
1.2791 |
0.05646 |
86 |
65 |
18 |
3 |
2172 |
4C says, “Ooh.”
5E says,”Aah.”
But 3H says, “The hand was not quicker than this iPhone.” |
1.2791 |
0.05398 |
86 |
64 |
20 |
2 |
2173 |
Brad really hadn’t been expecting such a large audience as he showed his vet student how to put down a rabbit. He decided to make it a show. |
1.2791 |
0.05398 |
86 |
64 |
20 |
2 |
2174 |
oh no PETA called honey, they want their bunny back |
1.2791 |
0.04722 |
86 |
64 |
21 |
1 |
2175 |
If Hopscotch sees his shadow, we’re in for six more weeks of quarantine. |
1.2791 |
0.06544 |
86 |
69 |
10 |
7 |
2176 |
And for my next trick, the hat will enter the rabbit... |
1.2791 |
0.05646 |
86 |
65 |
18 |
3 |
2177 |
It's unanimous. Everybody's on board. Make it fly. |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
2178 |
And now ladies and gentlemen, for me last quarantine magic show trick...
Jodi Zimmerman NYC |
1.2788 |
0.04823 |
104 |
77 |
25 |
2 |
2179 |
No complaints sent to the SPCA, but I see a tasty-sounding recipe for Rabbit Cacciatore. |
1.2787 |
0.07064 |
61 |
47 |
11 |
3 |
2180 |
Apartment 3C hasn't sent their payment yet. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2181 |
And for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience to come up and pick a card. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2182 |
Do I hear 50 bucks! |
1.2785 |
0.05386 |
79 |
58 |
20 |
1 |
2183 |
They say they want to see you pull out a whole meal. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2184 |
Ok, so. Four likes, three do not like, two no comment and one old hat. |
1.2785 |
0.05075 |
79 |
57 |
22 |
0 |
2185 |
You’re trending on ‘Trick-Toc.’ |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2186 |
You know this nightly show’s extended run is over when the vaccine kicks in, right? |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2187 |
And for my final trick,I will make these divorce papers disappear! |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2188 |
He invited me for dinner and show. It’s not what I expected, but I guess he delivered |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2189 |
You broke Yelp, Armando! |
1.2784 |
0.05433 |
97 |
74 |
19 |
4 |
2190 |
Eat! It! Eat! It! Eat! It! |
1.2784 |
0.05433 |
97 |
74 |
19 |
4 |
2191 |
You have thirteen 'likes', three 'loves', one 'wow!', and two obscene propositions. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2192 |
No guys, I’m gonna make this HARE drop. Not ‘Air drop.’ |
1.2778 |
0.05128 |
72 |
54 |
17 |
1 |
2193 |
Good news, honey! The livestream is surging... 'He should be arrested!' 'Hang HIM over the side of a building!' 'I hope someone dangles that idiot by HIS ears!' ...Wow, they can't look away! |
1.2778 |
0.06626 |
72 |
56 |
12 |
4 |
2194 |
Careful, Mister! Your girlfriends is calling SPCA. |
1.2778 |
0.05247 |
90 |
67 |
21 |
2 |
2195 |
Sorry, Larry, but the rabbit has way more followers than you.” |
1.2778 |
0.05672 |
72 |
53 |
18 |
1 |
2196 |
Honey, what does SPCA mean? |
1.2778 |
0.05316 |
72 |
52 |
20 |
0 |
2197 |
Smile, you're on candid camera. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
2198 |
Careful Charles, that the ears don't fall off our cat. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
2199 |
Voyeur to a metaphor
on relationship. |
1.2778 |
0.05672 |
72 |
53 |
18 |
1 |
2200 |
Omg... this actually worked! |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
2201 |
Check this on Twitter, some guy is pulling a rabbit our of a hat. |
1.2778 |
0.06626 |
72 |
56 |
12 |
4 |
2202 |
This video is going viral because all the neighbors expect you to drop the rabbit again! |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
2203 |
They’re saying they’ve seen that trick 1000 times; do something new. |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
2204 |
I tell you, your rabbit is multiplying faster on the internet! |
1.2778 |
0.05247 |
90 |
67 |
21 |
2 |
2205 |
The response on Twitter is that if you faced the audience, they wouldn’t see you pull the rabbit out of your jacket pocket. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
2206 |
NOW . . . . MY NEXT TRICK IS TO PULL YOUR MINDS OUT OF YOUR PHONES! . . . . |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
2207 |
And for my next wonder, I’ll show you a person who loves their job |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
2208 |
There was nothing magical about the digital bystanders waiting to post the hare raising event. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2209 |
Dinner and a show |
1.2778 |
0.06007 |
72 |
54 |
16 |
2 |
2210 |
The real trick is to get those likes! |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
2211 |
Help! Climate change! Help! |
1.2778 |
0.06626 |
72 |
56 |
12 |
4 |
2212 |
You're going to put that back, right? The city already has a rodent problem? |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
2213 |
They'd rather have you make Covid disappear! |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
2214 |
The first vaccine gave Harold more hair. The second, more hare. |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
2215 |
Actual rabbit may vary. |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
2216 |
It’s like he’s not even trying to impress me anymore. |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
2217 |
Show’s over. The chef is ready. |
1.2771 |
0.04792 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
2218 |
Honey the society group chat is calling you an idiot. Wrap it up will you? |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
2219 |
Remember, everyone loves a live-stream fail. |
1.2771 |
0.04943 |
83 |
60 |
23 |
0 |
2220 |
they will only like you if the rabbit plays the fiddle now |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2221 |
These new 5G towers are getting weird... |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
2222 |
Finally, the tables had turned for Barb. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
2223 |
You’re on mute. |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
2224 |
The show itself was fairly safe but passing the hat around was a real high-wire act. |
1.2769 |
0.06008 |
65 |
48 |
16 |
1 |
2225 |
According to the reactions from our neighbors, you’re ahead by a hare. |
1.2769 |
0.07438 |
65 |
52 |
8 |
5 |
2226 |
Wow!" "Wow!" "Wow!" "Wow!" "Wow!" "Send nudes" "Wow! |
1.2766 |
0.05327 |
94 |
71 |
20 |
3 |
2227 |
Despite the rabbit, he really only seemed to make the white neighbors appear |
1.2766 |
0.05108 |
94 |
70 |
22 |
2 |
2228 |
Now that you've shown the neighbors that little trick, show them how you can disappear. |
1.2766 |
0.05538 |
94 |
72 |
18 |
4 |
2229 |
Your greatest illusion is making it look like we know our neighbors. |
1.2766 |
0.05327 |
94 |
71 |
20 |
3 |
2230 |
Follow the rabbit |
1.2766 |
0.04513 |
94 |
72 |
20 |
2 |
2231 |
That guy on the third floor wants to know which of you is Penn and which is Teller. |
1.2763 |
0.05493 |
76 |
56 |
19 |
1 |
2232 |
She doesn’t get it. She’s disappearing next. |
1.2763 |
0.05493 |
76 |
56 |
19 |
1 |
2233 |
anybody can put a rabbit in a hat, dear! |
1.2763 |
0.05803 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
2234 |
6C wants you to move the ears left. He doesn't have cable. |
1.2763 |
0.05803 |
76 |
57 |
17 |
2 |
2235 |
Uh, I don't think this is what we all expected when you promised a hare raising experience. |
1.2763 |
0.05803 |
76 |
57 |
17 |
2 |
2236 |
Peggy and the twins just Venmo'd us next August's rent. |
1.2763 |
0.05493 |
76 |
56 |
19 |
1 |
2237 |
The witness relocation program didn’t work out very well for Presto the Magic Rabbit. |
1.2763 |
0.06098 |
76 |
58 |
15 |
3 |
2238 |
Pull another one out Ned, they’re still tweeting about Cuomo |
1.2763 |
0.05803 |
76 |
57 |
17 |
2 |
2239 |
-I could have sworn my wallet was in here... |
1.2763 |
0.06098 |
76 |
58 |
15 |
3 |
2240 |
George tried his darnest to impress Susan who, like so many dates recently, seemed more interested in her phone. |
1.2762 |
0.04784 |
105 |
78 |
25 |
2 |
2241 |
Turning the baby into rabbit was just the Easter present I needed! |
1.2759 |
0.05089 |
87 |
64 |
22 |
1 |
2242 |
People the rabbit was already in the hat. |
1.2759 |
0.05089 |
87 |
64 |
22 |
1 |
2243 |
You have a message about decreasing the interest rate on your credit card. |
1.2759 |
0.05345 |
87 |
65 |
20 |
2 |
2244 |
Careful—it’s a trick! |
1.2759 |
0.05345 |
87 |
65 |
20 |
2 |
2245 |
Technology has won the race. |
1.2759 |
0.05089 |
87 |
64 |
22 |
1 |
2246 |
Can everyone see the rabbit without an eye-popping camera? |
1.2759 |
0.05089 |
87 |
64 |
22 |
1 |
2247 |
Let’s skip the flambe “ |
1.2755 |
0.05186 |
98 |
74 |
21 |
3 |
2248 |
I'm not sure this socially distanced setting is working. |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
2249 |
Another Don't hesitate to go back to your day job . . . |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
2250 |
The Amazing Phozoomo reaches new heights in misdirection. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
2251 |
This message says, "Cute... But can you pull a functioning economy out of that hat?" |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
2252 |
“Dad-bod Blaine” is totally trending on Upper West Side Twitter. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
2253 |
Do you think they know it's actually our chihuahua? |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
2254 |
Hey Honey! There's some pathetic guy doing magic on social media! |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
2255 |
The magic of the pandemic! |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
2256 |
And now, my husband will attempt to make the leap from vaudeville to TikTok. |
1.2750 |
0.05329 |
80 |
59 |
20 |
1 |
2257 |
Honey, you do remember what happened with the dove, don't you? |
1.2750 |
0.05618 |
80 |
60 |
18 |
2 |
2258 |
The little girls in 6B want you to make him fly. |
1.2750 |
0.05618 |
80 |
60 |
18 |
2 |
2259 |
And I thought it looked fake up close |
1.2750 |
0.05024 |
80 |
58 |
22 |
0 |
2260 |
He's been chasing rabbits, and he knows he's going to fall. |
1.2750 |
0.05893 |
80 |
61 |
16 |
3 |
2261 |
I thought you said you’d put it in the pot not the “top”. |
1.2750 |
0.05329 |
80 |
59 |
20 |
1 |
2262 |
Your likes on Instagram have really
gone up during Covid. |
1.2750 |
0.05618 |
80 |
60 |
18 |
2 |
2263 |
I though they said " watch a ribbit being pulled out of an App |
1.2750 |
0.05618 |
80 |
60 |
18 |
2 |
2264 |
For my next trick, open TikTok and i'll make approximately 45 minutes disappear! |
1.2750 |
0.05893 |
80 |
61 |
16 |
3 |
2265 |
My phone is in here somewhere. |
1.2750 |
0.05618 |
80 |
60 |
18 |
2 |
2266 |
The eyes from condos are upon you. |
1.2747 |
0.04958 |
91 |
67 |
23 |
1 |
2267 |
So far, you’re getting 6.5 out of 10. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
2268 |
The next step is to make sure it has a mask on. |
1.2747 |
0.05198 |
91 |
68 |
21 |
2 |
2269 |
Can you do it again but with something more endangered?
It's for my 'Gram. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
2270 |
Dr. Ron's lab bunny stimulated everyone's interest in Science... |
1.2747 |
0.04958 |
91 |
67 |
23 |
1 |
2271 |
I'm not seeing any 'likes', I don't think anyone is watching. |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
2272 |
Sadist. |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
2273 |
A rabbit? It was supposed to be a diamond ring! Good thing she’s distracted. |
1.2747 |
0.04705 |
91 |
68 |
22 |
1 |
2274 |
You’re not going to believe this, but this imaginary bunny just pooped in my hat! |
1.2745 |
0.05054 |
102 |
77 |
22 |
3 |
2275 |
Where were they the last time I went viral? |
1.2745 |
0.05424 |
102 |
79 |
18 |
5 |
2276 |
The real magic was that everyone had their phones out but no one was looking at them. |
1.2740 |
0.06546 |
73 |
57 |
12 |
4 |
2277 |
He thought they watched for the magic, but it was really to see his eye pop out. |
1.2740 |
0.06248 |
73 |
56 |
14 |
3 |
2278 |
Keep going, we almost have enough likes to pay for our lunch. |
1.2740 |
0.05256 |
73 |
53 |
20 |
0 |
2279 |
This text says, "Yeah, but where are the butter cream filled chocolate eggs?" |
1.2740 |
0.06248 |
73 |
56 |
14 |
3 |
2280 |
Now we need to find a way to monetize this. |
1.2740 |
0.05936 |
73 |
55 |
16 |
2 |
2281 |
Illusive as he was online, Gary would never be the 'cool dad'. |
1.2740 |
0.05606 |
73 |
54 |
18 |
1 |
2282 |
So you'll applaud healthcare workers every day, but I get nothing? |
1.2740 |
0.05936 |
73 |
55 |
16 |
2 |
2283 |
And before you can refresh your screens; PRESTO ! |
1.2740 |
0.06546 |
73 |
57 |
12 |
4 |
2284 |
And now, as promised, the rabbit will explain how to stop robocalls. |
1.2740 |
0.06248 |
73 |
56 |
14 |
3 |
2285 |
Hare and Hat? Sorry, I thought you said 'Share and Chat'. |
1.2740 |
0.05256 |
73 |
53 |
20 |
0 |
2286 |
Later, no one was able to testify under oath that they had actually seen the rabbit removed from the hat. |
1.2740 |
0.06248 |
73 |
56 |
14 |
3 |
2287 |
Remember, J.K. Rowling is canceled. |
1.2740 |
0.06546 |
73 |
57 |
12 |
4 |
2288 |
My husband took up magic during quarantine... I call this act, "Makes my wine disappear!" |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
2289 |
You couldn’t pull a vaccine out of that hat?! |
1.2738 |
0.05179 |
84 |
62 |
21 |
1 |
2290 |
6C now bidding $85 for the bunny |
1.2738 |
0.05449 |
84 |
63 |
19 |
2 |
2291 |
Today's episode of "Pulling a Rabbit out of Your Hat" is sent to you by TAX CONSULTANTS. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
2292 |
Is this pandemic over yet? |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
2293 |
Get back in there you silly rabbit! |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
2294 |
For my next trick I will pull a- wait... this isn't my DMT pen! |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
2295 |
And in a sudden flash, the rabbit was transported to a new unknown place, where artists didn’t know how to draw eyes. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
2296 |
These COVID performances are drawing in many more viewers than you live ones ever did--maybe that's a the good side of things. |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
2297 |
Celebrating Easter during COVID has lost it's magic. |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
2298 |
Nobody really expected him to drop it over the side, but just maybe... |
1.2737 |
0.05062 |
95 |
71 |
22 |
2 |
2299 |
If this is live, then what are you? |
1.2737 |
0.05279 |
95 |
72 |
20 |
3 |
2300 |
Close up magic 2021 |
1.2737 |
0.05279 |
95 |
72 |
20 |
3 |
2301 |
: "Jack, there is a call from the Humane Society. I say you're not here?" |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
2302 |
Marvin the Magnificent was thrilled the Easter Bunny's schedule was again open for his "Magical Easter Quarantine Spectacular" |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
2303 |
Susan, my blind date has me preparing for MY disappearing act. |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
2304 |
Darling... you're trending again. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
2305 |
You get 42 "likes" for the magic trick and the overwhelming suggestion is Rabbit Cacciatore for dinner. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
2306 |
The audience was so distracted by their phones, no one noticed his hat hare. |
1.2727 |
0.06312 |
66 |
50 |
14 |
2 |
2307 |
Incoming PETA drone! |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2308 |
Nope. Still not on the essential workers list. |
1.2727 |
0.06312 |
66 |
50 |
14 |
2 |
2309 |
Well dear, you DO have 20 thousand active followers but you also have 40 thousand active un-followers. |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
2310 |
OY VEY! |
1.2727 |
0.05433 |
77 |
57 |
19 |
1 |
2311 |
Hi Alice, guess what we're having for dinner. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2312 |
It’s the ASPCA. Apparently we have to either release it or eat it. |
1.2727 |
0.04612 |
99 |
75 |
22 |
2 |
2313 |
Interesting trick, a hat out of a rabbit. |
1.2727 |
0.03323 |
88 |
69 |
18 |
1 |
2314 |
OMG, Dan, you won't believe it ... there's this rabbit-smuggler who poses as a magician and he looks kinda like you! |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
2315 |
Wait, can you do it again? My phone camera wasn't on. |
1.2727 |
0.04493 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
2316 |
Gail was watching a video of a squirrel riding a bicycle and missed the magician's performance. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
2317 |
I went on a first date last week that was interesting... I always expect some form of hidden red flags,but this time when it appeared it was white. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
2318 |
The vote is in, 80% believe it, 20% don't. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
2319 |
It says, "all well and good, but a live alligator would be more exciting". |
1.2727 |
0.06312 |
66 |
50 |
14 |
2 |
2320 |
You've been posted on Tik Tok 35,672 times. 35,673. 35,674. |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
2321 |
You're so predictable. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
2322 |
It will be raining cats and dogs any minute now. |
1.2727 |
0.05433 |
77 |
57 |
19 |
1 |
2323 |
And now the 'lovely assistant' shows you how the 'magic' really happens. |
1.2727 |
0.05433 |
77 |
57 |
19 |
1 |
2324 |
Magically, social distancing will open new windows .... rabbit holes.”
. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
2325 |
Do you think the lockdown has anything to do with it? |
1.2727 |
0.05433 |
77 |
57 |
19 |
1 |
2326 |
Circle of life...comes round a full circle. Viola! |
1.2727 |
0.05524 |
66 |
48 |
18 |
0 |
2327 |
Has anyone Venmo’d us yet? |
1.2727 |
0.05039 |
99 |
77 |
18 |
4 |
2328 |
The show is not vegan?? Canceling it on twitter right now |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
2329 |
Behold! The ears from the very first Snapchat filter |
1.2727 |
0.06671 |
66 |
51 |
12 |
3 |
2330 |
Put me back, the pandemic isn’t over. No mask, no magic. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
2331 |
Hun, Jen just tweeted I should divorce you. Oh now your boss replied. Says I should marry the rabbit. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
2332 |
It sure is a "magical" evening! |
1.2717 |
0.05150 |
92 |
69 |
21 |
2 |
2333 |
Mom, I can’t believe he quit his day job to become a balcony magician |
1.2717 |
0.05595 |
92 |
71 |
17 |
4 |
2334 |
Our followers are asking if the bunny could do a TikTok without you in it. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
2335 |
If we said it once we’ve said it a hundred times! Put it back in! |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
2336 |
He's never been so in vogue. |
1.2716 |
0.03293 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2337 |
I'm just not sure that trending is the same thing as trendy. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
2338 |
And for my next trick as the Great Quarantini, I’ll turn this common rabbit into the elusive N95 mask... |
1.2716 |
0.05559 |
81 |
61 |
18 |
2 |
2339 |
Great. Now PETA knows where we live. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
2340 |
...And into the hat he goes for quarantine! See you folks in 7 to 10 days to find out if he's disappeared |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
2341 |
There's playing all the top nightclubs and then there's playing atop all the nightclubs. |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
2342 |
Thank you for joining our socially-distanced magic show. The Great Covidini will now place a rabbit in a hat, and teleport it six feet away for it's own safety. |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
2343 |
Well, dear, Mr. Rabbit is trending as 'too cute,' and you're trending as ''The Incredible Mr. Ho-Hum.' |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
2344 |
I know I put my keys somewhere |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
2345 |
48% say it’s for our cat’s amusement, 37% say it’s for dinner. 15% undecided, |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
2346 |
I still say that it would have been easier to give your Covid cooking class over Zoom, Darling |
1.2714 |
0.05727 |
70 |
52 |
17 |
1 |
2347 |
Twenty-one 'likes', twelve 'dislikes' and several comments that you have been reported to PETA" |
1.2714 |
0.05354 |
70 |
51 |
19 |
0 |
2348 |
"Honey, I need that Chardonnay,
the bunny ate all the Easter eggs." |
1.2714 |
0.05354 |
70 |
51 |
19 |
0 |
2349 |
Your neighbors are just relieved that you didn't pull out a bat! |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
2350 |
I used to be on Broadway... what a demotion!" (The Rabbit) |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
2351 |
What, you said you wanted a captive audience |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
2352 |
It says, with your Instant pot on sauté, add the rabbit until browned. |
1.2712 |
0.06765 |
59 |
45 |
12 |
2 |
2353 |
They say don't put all your eggs in one basket, but they never said you can't put all your rabbits in one hat.... |
1.2708 |
0.05231 |
96 |
73 |
20 |
3 |
2354 |
Keep jiggling it. They all still think it's alive. |
1.2708 |
0.05017 |
96 |
72 |
22 |
2 |
2355 |
This is your fourth Gig, Harry. Time to upgrade. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
2356 |
Put your cellphone down ! It's BIDEN ! |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
2357 |
For my next trick in this upside down world, I'm going to put my pet rabbit into this hat. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
2358 |
Not cowed by Apple lovers, George pulled out his Bunnyberry. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
2359 |
This review says your act is a real eye-popper. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
2360 |
Another eye-popping performance by Henry during Lockdown Live. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
2361 |
The Knicks agree to hire you as head coach. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
2362 |
You really don't want to know what the woman in 2B is saying ..... |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
2363 |
Now everyone can see you’re having a good hare day. |
1.2706 |
0.05128 |
85 |
63 |
21 |
1 |
2364 |
We never spend any time together anymore, you’re always working. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
2365 |
You had me at abracadabra. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
2366 |
I can't believe how many people made it in to see you. |
1.2703 |
0.05198 |
74 |
54 |
20 |
0 |
2367 |
Pulling a mask out of the hat got more likes. |
1.2703 |
0.05867 |
74 |
56 |
16 |
2 |
2368 |
It's not the magic. You're going viral because your fly's open. |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
2369 |
Here's where you all start singing, White Rabbit. |
1.2703 |
0.05543 |
74 |
55 |
18 |
1 |
2370 |
They want something a little more daring like you jumping off the building or me being dangled by my hair." |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
2371 |
Harry couldn’t believe that the same trick still attracted an audience one year into the pandemic. |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
2372 |
I can now saw this rabbit in half, or, for all those of you in quarantine, demonstrate my award-winning home recipe for Lapin à la Moutarde.... |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
2373 |
You just got a cease and desist from Penn and Teller. |
1.2703 |
0.06467 |
74 |
58 |
12 |
4 |
2374 |
It says here you ought to use a Flemish Giant |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
2375 |
Yes - you are doing great, but I'm telling you, they just want to see us having sex on the deck again.. |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
2376 |
Yep, the moment it jumps into our species; we’ll use masks until 2030. |
1.2703 |
0.06467 |
74 |
58 |
12 |
4 |
2377 |
They are willing to pay the $100,000 to
save the rabbit with the proviso we vacate
the premises within 24 hours. |
1.2703 |
0.05867 |
74 |
56 |
16 |
2 |
2378 |
And now, ladies and gentlemen...for my final trick...I shall turn this rabbit into an NFT! |
1.2703 |
0.06747 |
74 |
59 |
10 |
5 |
2379 |
Hopefully this goes better than the pick-a-card trick |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
2380 |
Babe, they're taking the pictures for PETA. |
1.2698 |
0.05637 |
63 |
46 |
17 |
0 |
2381 |
Never mind the rabbit, make the Pandemic disappear! |
1.2698 |
0.07229 |
63 |
50 |
9 |
4 |
2382 |
And our special tonight... |
1.2698 |
0.07229 |
63 |
50 |
9 |
4 |
2383 |
Looks like the rooftop bar has their two-for-one special going again. |
1.2698 |
0.06074 |
63 |
47 |
15 |
1 |
2384 |
The pandemic resulted in Herbert finally finding his true calling. |
1.2697 |
0.04731 |
89 |
65 |
24 |
0 |
2385 |
They want you to throw the bunny off the balcony |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
2386 |
I ordered chicken! |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
2387 |
Big surprise, it's rabbit again for dinner. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
2388 |
It's getting better ratings than your balcony cooking show last week. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
2389 |
According to Google, the line is "Presto!" |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
2390 |
Oh the truth, it's probably online let me check! BRB |
1.2697 |
0.04731 |
89 |
65 |
24 |
0 |
2391 |
The lady from apartment 5C think of a number." |
1.2692 |
0.05055 |
78 |
57 |
21 |
0 |
2392 |
All eyes are on you, Harry. Hold him by the foot. |
1.2692 |
0.05374 |
78 |
58 |
19 |
1 |
2393 |
If everyone would just turn off their phones, I can easily make you disappear. |
1.2692 |
0.04887 |
78 |
59 |
18 |
1 |
2394 |
Everyone wants to know if the rabbit's been vaccinated? |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
2395 |
I'm fed up with having no live audiences. |
1.2692 |
0.05676 |
78 |
59 |
17 |
2 |
2396 |
You think I'll finally go viral? |
1.2692 |
0.05676 |
78 |
59 |
17 |
2 |
2397 |
Nick Cage must really be hurting for cash. |
1.2692 |
0.05676 |
78 |
59 |
17 |
2 |
2398 |
Going viral on the steps you missed."
George Koomullil, San Ramon, Calif |
1.2692 |
0.06496 |
78 |
62 |
11 |
5 |
2399 |
« Will you still love me when I am no longer young and beautiful ? » |
1.2692 |
0.05374 |
78 |
58 |
19 |
1 |
2400 |
Ernesto you’re on mute |
1.2692 |
0.05676 |
78 |
59 |
17 |
2 |
2401 |
While the rest of the world stood mesmerized, nothing provided Suzan as much magic as Tik-Tok. |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
2402 |
I thought you ordered Welsh rarebit |
1.2688 |
0.05327 |
93 |
71 |
19 |
3 |
2403 |
You have 3000 likes. |
1.2688 |
0.05327 |
93 |
71 |
19 |
3 |
2404 |
Everyone witnessed his hat hare |
1.2688 |
0.05103 |
93 |
70 |
21 |
2 |
2405 |
Rooftop magician, the new COVID pastime. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
2406 |
The Stevens in 402 booked the entree. |
1.2687 |
0.05456 |
67 |
49 |
18 |
0 |
2407 |
Bad news - we're trending on Parler. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
2408 |
It's good...but is it NFT...? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
2409 |
This is not what I was imagining when you said it was magical with everyone watching. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
2410 |
Our cable broke. Voila: Rabbit Ears! |
1.2685 |
0.05028 |
108 |
83 |
21 |
4 |
2411 |
Please stop playing with your dinner. |
1.2683 |
0.05501 |
82 |
62 |
18 |
2 |
2412 |
OK, after this, let him rest until Easter. |
1.2683 |
0.05220 |
82 |
61 |
20 |
1 |
2413 |
‘Ok Detective ,I’ve got the photo of the guy in 4A for you.’ |
1.2683 |
0.05768 |
82 |
63 |
16 |
3 |
2414 |
Watch me pull a habbit out of my rat. Oh my, need another drink. |
1.2683 |
0.05768 |
82 |
63 |
16 |
3 |
2415 |
Babe, we're up to seven on the live stream. |
1.2683 |
0.05220 |
82 |
61 |
20 |
1 |
2416 |
Your mother posted a sad emoji. She says it's about time you stopped torturing that poor rabbit. In other news you got 13,000 likes on Facebook. |
1.2683 |
0.05768 |
82 |
63 |
16 |
3 |
2417 |
If I were to bake the rabbit, what heat and time woukd you suggest? |
1.2683 |
0.06023 |
82 |
64 |
14 |
4 |
2418 |
the rabbit just got five stars on Yelp |
1.2683 |
0.05768 |
82 |
63 |
16 |
3 |
2419 |
They found his biological mother! You can put him back in now. |
1.2683 |
0.05768 |
82 |
63 |
16 |
3 |
2420 |
Sweetie: I have more than 5 Million followers! The Easter Bunnie is real!!! |
1.2683 |
0.05768 |
82 |
63 |
16 |
3 |
2421 |
Your hat trick is trending. |
1.2683 |
0.04923 |
82 |
60 |
22 |
0 |
2422 |
We all want to know how you did it. |
1.2683 |
0.05501 |
82 |
62 |
18 |
2 |
2423 |
Thank goodness for cash apps, passing the cup from here would be a challenge." |
1.2683 |
0.05220 |
82 |
61 |
20 |
1 |
2424 |
So, this is how I die. |
1.2683 |
0.05501 |
82 |
62 |
18 |
2 |
2425 |
This magician on the internet looks just like you! |
1.2680 |
0.04973 |
97 |
73 |
22 |
2 |
2426 |
But look, they're singing opera from a balcony in Italy! |
1.2676 |
0.05291 |
71 |
52 |
19 |
0 |
2427 |
Apt. 4-A just gave you five stars. |
1.2676 |
0.06330 |
71 |
55 |
13 |
3 |
2428 |
Next to disappear, my patience. |
1.2676 |
0.05659 |
71 |
53 |
17 |
1 |
2429 |
This motherfucker... |
1.2676 |
0.06937 |
71 |
57 |
9 |
5 |
2430 |
It's your mother. |
1.2676 |
0.06330 |
71 |
55 |
13 |
3 |
2431 |
Everyone knew you can't say "don't jump" to a rabbit. |
1.2676 |
0.05659 |
71 |
53 |
17 |
1 |
2432 |
If he was really any good, he'd pull safe indoor dining out of the hat. |
1.2676 |
0.06004 |
71 |
54 |
15 |
2 |
2433 |
2/3 want you to throw it off the roof! 1/3 want you to bite its head off! This shelter in place is getting brutal! |
1.2676 |
0.06004 |
71 |
54 |
15 |
2 |
2434 |
OK,Mr smarty pants. Now that everyone is streaming you on social media, you have to pull another rabbit out of that hat. And what are we doing with the rabbits? |
1.2676 |
0.05659 |
71 |
53 |
17 |
1 |
2435 |
You got six likes, four dislikes and an angry text from PETA. |
1.2676 |
0.06004 |
71 |
54 |
15 |
2 |
2436 |
If only we could monetize this. |
1.2676 |
0.05659 |
71 |
53 |
17 |
1 |
2437 |
When the waiter told her the "Rabbit a La Cocotte" was magical, she expected something else. |
1.2676 |
0.06004 |
71 |
54 |
15 |
2 |
2438 |
OMG! #RentArrearsPaidInFull magic really works!! |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
2439 |
Seventeen likes, four sad faces and a live cross on the Pet Channel. |
1.2674 |
0.05078 |
86 |
64 |
21 |
1 |
2440 |
Matzah Ball soup for apartment 4D? Ok. 15 minutes. No,it will just appear. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
2441 |
Anything and everything is entertaining during a quarantine. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
2442 |
No, put it back in the hat! You're not trending yet! |
1.2674 |
0.05078 |
86 |
64 |
21 |
1 |
2443 |
I didn’t put this in here. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
2444 |
Put the rabbit back in the hat. I didn’t get it. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
2445 |
Honey, look! Helen is livestreaming some guy doing magic on a rooftop! |
1.2673 |
0.05430 |
101 |
79 |
17 |
5 |
2446 |
What Edward didn’t know was that he was terminally ill. |
1.2667 |
0.04585 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2447 |
Room 315 said pull 2 more out of your hat and they'll join us for dinner. |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
2448 |
It's not the same through a screen |
1.2667 |
0.04947 |
90 |
67 |
22 |
1 |
2449 |
The Smiths in 3F texted they’d prefer“Peter” stay in your hat so now he is down to only 13 followers. |
1.2667 |
0.05428 |
90 |
69 |
18 |
3 |
2450 |
O.K., friends, now follow us into the kitchen... |
1.2667 |
0.05428 |
90 |
69 |
18 |
3 |
2451 |
Watching my husband enjoy a hoppy beer has become a national pastime. |
1.2667 |
0.04687 |
90 |
68 |
21 |
1 |
2452 |
43% want to know if the rabbit is vaccinated. |
1.2667 |
0.05480 |
75 |
56 |
18 |
1 |
2453 |
there appears to bit a lot of concern about the safety of the rabbit |
1.2667 |
0.05480 |
75 |
56 |
18 |
1 |
2454 |
They'd rather see the bunny dressed up in a suit like yours, and skip the trick. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
2455 |
He's been stewing about this all week. |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
2456 |
His last date went really badly after he tried to saw her in half. |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
2457 |
And for my next ‘stay at home’ trick.... Easter! |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
2458 |
I hope this won’t end like last time with the bat... |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
2459 |
Honey, you did it better in the second wave |
1.2667 |
0.05193 |
90 |
68 |
20 |
2 |
2460 |
Prior to the pandemic Charlie was an actor. Now he turns tricks for views... |
1.2667 |
0.05193 |
90 |
68 |
20 |
2 |
2461 |
How do we know if they still like this?”
“We check Instagram. |
1.2667 |
0.05428 |
90 |
69 |
18 |
3 |
2462 |
I’m not sure this is legal. Is the rabbit from the same household? |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
2463 |
Stop with the magic act you're distracting people from their phones. |
1.2660 |
0.05278 |
94 |
72 |
19 |
3 |
2464 |
They've already called the ASPCA. What's in YOUR wallet? |
1.2660 |
0.05056 |
94 |
71 |
21 |
2 |
2465 |
In this Jewish neighborhood, I challenge him to perform this trick using a skullcap we use on special occasions" |
1.2660 |
0.05056 |
94 |
71 |
21 |
2 |
2466 |
If only this was just another wicked magic trick and we could all get pulled out from here |
1.2660 |
0.05056 |
94 |
71 |
21 |
2 |
2467 |
Rabbit: I peed in your hat. |
1.2660 |
0.05056 |
94 |
71 |
21 |
2 |
2468 |
I ‘d rather see him pull another woman out of the hat |
1.2658 |
0.05317 |
79 |
59 |
19 |
1 |
2469 |
A socially distanced show? Oh no, people always try to avoid magicians |
1.2658 |
0.04489 |
79 |
59 |
20 |
0 |
2470 |
Yeah, great, whatever. Watch me pull a damn rabbit outta my ass! |
1.2658 |
0.05614 |
79 |
60 |
17 |
2 |
2471 |
i just got a text from animal lovers.com that there missing a rabbit |
1.2658 |
0.05317 |
79 |
59 |
19 |
1 |
2472 |
All these other phones really add perspective. |
1.2658 |
0.04837 |
79 |
60 |
18 |
1 |
2473 |
Now let me text the threat of throwing the bunny over the ledge unless they all contribute to our GoFundMe account. |
1.2658 |
0.05317 |
79 |
59 |
19 |
1 |
2474 |
Face it, Ralph, the magic has gone out of our romance, and now the whole neighborhood knows. |
1.2658 |
0.05896 |
79 |
61 |
15 |
3 |
2475 |
Ok, it says a blender here, but a hat will do. |
1.2658 |
0.05614 |
79 |
60 |
17 |
2 |
2476 |
Wow! Look at that glass of wine! |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
2477 |
The balcony didn’t feel so overlooked before everyone started working from home. At least Harry’s making the best of it. |
1.2658 |
0.05614 |
79 |
60 |
17 |
2 |
2478 |
Can you pull some decent wine out of that hat? |
1.2656 |
0.05994 |
64 |
48 |
15 |
1 |
2479 |
I don't think Apartment 32-E next door bought a ticket - face away from them, dear. |
1.2656 |
0.05994 |
64 |
48 |
15 |
1 |
2480 |
How has it come to this, thought Bugs. |
1.2656 |
0.05994 |
64 |
48 |
15 |
1 |
2481 |
She didn't have the heart to tell him his zipper was down. |
1.2656 |
0.06771 |
64 |
50 |
11 |
3 |
2482 |
The lady with the 2 kids on the third floor just asked if she could cook the rabbit when your done? |
1.2656 |
0.05994 |
64 |
48 |
15 |
1 |
2483 |
. . . and now folks, for his next trick. |
1.2656 |
0.05994 |
64 |
48 |
15 |
1 |
2484 |
Hold the rabbit right there, I missed last 10 seconds on this tutorial. |
1.2656 |
0.06771 |
64 |
50 |
11 |
3 |
2485 |
Your go fund me is up to $101 dollars do another trick. |
1.2655 |
0.05031 |
113 |
88 |
20 |
5 |
2486 |
Hey Melania, watch me pull an election out of my hat.
Again? |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2487 |
Nothing to see here. He's up to his ole tricks. |
1.2651 |
0.05167 |
83 |
62 |
20 |
1 |
2488 |
You got three thumbs up and 24 yawns |
1.2651 |
0.05167 |
83 |
62 |
20 |
1 |
2489 |
You tube has no suggestions on what to do with the rabbit |
1.2651 |
0.04874 |
83 |
61 |
22 |
0 |
2490 |
This rose` is Instagram magic |
1.2651 |
0.04874 |
83 |
61 |
22 |
0 |
2491 |
I just love these Suez Canal memes. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2492 |
So far, we’ve got 8 “Hearts”, 23 “Likes” and one guy who wants to know why you and the rabbit aren’t wearing face masks! |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2493 |
For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer and the vaccine." |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2494 |
It seems you pulled a rabbit out of a hat again-- you've been reelected block captain. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2495 |
The live chat is blowing up! Most people seem to be enjoying it, while also sharing some very strong opinions on pet contagion. |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
2496 |
He definitely should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
2497 |
You’ve punished the chef and scared the children. Happy? |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
2498 |
Well, his dating profile does say he can pull rabbits out of a hat! |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
2499 |
Dante's ninth level of rabbit hell |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
2500 |
Still no memberships to your Patreon account. |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
2501 |
Captive Audience |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
2502 |
But can he make COVID disappear? |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
2503 |
Hessenpher is now on the menu, and available for take out. |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
2504 |
Peta is calling concerning the rabbit..... |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
2505 |
Everyone is saying Marshmallow is a big hit! |
1.2644 |
0.05029 |
87 |
65 |
21 |
1 |
2506 |
He just...whipped it out! |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
2507 |
John’s weekly talent show 1 year anniversary |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
2508 |
This Pinot Grigio is a showstopper |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
2509 |
Hon, you ever get the feeling we're being watched?"
"No. Hurry up skinning that rabbit. I'm famished! |
1.2639 |
0.05592 |
72 |
54 |
17 |
1 |
2510 |
He was hoping to pull out a Vaccine. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2511 |
His name is "My Hat, Ma" Dandy |
1.2639 |
0.05592 |
72 |
54 |
17 |
1 |
2512 |
It says here in the manual that they are supposed to be astonished just about now. |
1.2639 |
0.05231 |
72 |
53 |
19 |
0 |
2513 |
He's have a bad hare day |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2514 |
Look, Mom—he’s performing for an audience on Broadway. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2515 |
You have five thousand followers. Wait--make that ten! |
1.2639 |
0.05592 |
72 |
54 |
17 |
1 |
2516 |
No you fool....get down on one knee! |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2517 |
Ralph? He is working the crowd as usual. |
1.2639 |
0.05592 |
72 |
54 |
17 |
1 |
2518 |
Your honor, I am not a cat. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2519 |
Social media says there's a magician near here! |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
2520 |
Last year, someone pulled out a bat like this |
1.2639 |
0.05592 |
72 |
54 |
17 |
1 |
2521 |
Now, you can use a 6 quart stockpot, but I typically just use my hat. |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2522 |
I think you’re going viral! |
1.2632 |
0.05011 |
95 |
72 |
21 |
2 |
2523 |
Now put rabbit back in hat and pull out bouquet of flowers. |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
2524 |
The window seat vs the balcony. |
1.2632 |
0.06395 |
57 |
43 |
13 |
1 |
2525 |
I'm not sure that's what they meant by splitting hares. |
1.2632 |
0.05439 |
95 |
74 |
17 |
4 |
2526 |
Look dear, I just found a live video of a man doing magic tricks to lift the spirits of those in lockdown, how nice |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
2527 |
I'm so glad we moved to a more artsy cultural neighborhood before the virus hit! |
1.2632 |
0.05733 |
76 |
58 |
16 |
2 |
2528 |
They may seem attentive but your reviews are really bad. |
1.2632 |
0.04782 |
95 |
71 |
23 |
1 |
2529 |
‘How can you be my beautiful assistant if you’re always on your phone?” |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
2530 |
That’s the 3rd rabbit he pulls out of his hat, then just tosses them off the roof. |
1.2632 |
0.05733 |
76 |
58 |
16 |
2 |
2531 |
It looks more magical when you see it on Zoom. |
1.2632 |
0.05733 |
76 |
58 |
16 |
2 |
2532 |
Now, with the help of your photo-editing apps, I'll make this rabbit disappear. |
1.2632 |
0.05733 |
76 |
58 |
16 |
2 |
2533 |
No, honey, the reason they're staring is that you did the same trick last week. Look, here's the photo. |
1.2632 |
0.05733 |
76 |
58 |
16 |
2 |
2534 |
Just pay the bill already. There are easier ways to make a buck. |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
2535 |
We will start the bidding for this NFT at 1,000 ETH |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
2536 |
I think I should go inside |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
2537 |
Save it for tonight darling |
1.2632 |
0.05733 |
76 |
58 |
16 |
2 |
2538 |
Honey, the TikTok trend is about hat hair, not hares in hats... |
1.2632 |
0.07309 |
57 |
45 |
9 |
3 |
2539 |
Wait, do it again so I can get a boomerang |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
2540 |
The rabbit saw his shadow, 3 more months of COVID |
1.2632 |
0.05419 |
76 |
57 |
18 |
1 |
2541 |
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve all been waiting for: if the bunny sees his shadow, we’re looking at six more weeks of quarant— oh, dammit. |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
2542 |
Thanks to all of you for being so supportive of Steven's new hobby. Now, if anyone has a good recipe for spring rabbit, please pm me!" |
1.2626 |
0.04560 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
2543 |
Better if you pull a few Vaccines out of that hat! |
1.2626 |
0.05292 |
99 |
77 |
18 |
4 |
2544 |
"I know virtually every trick by a magician!" |
1.2625 |
0.05260 |
80 |
60 |
19 |
1 |
2545 |
Clever illusion, Linda. It would be even more magical if the hare in the hat was holding a phone. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
2546 |
The rabbit’s lawyer is texting again. If his client gets covid from you, you’ll need to pull a lotta green out of that hat. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
2547 |
I swear the rabbit has signed the employment agreement |
1.2625 |
0.04950 |
80 |
59 |
21 |
0 |
2548 |
6 "likes" and 287 "I 've been stuck in this apartment way too long"s. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
2549 |
Monsieur Pierre Lapin and petite Pete show off their Covid quarantine trick. |
1.2625 |
0.05260 |
80 |
60 |
19 |
1 |
2550 |
They all want you to put the rabbit back into the hat! |
1.2625 |
0.04950 |
80 |
59 |
21 |
0 |
2551 |
I think this is working |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
2552 |
Don’t look now, honey, but the Twitterati have descended. |
1.2625 |
0.04950 |
80 |
59 |
21 |
0 |
2553 |
Most of their text messages are saying it is not an appropriate trick to be done so close to Easter. |
1.2623 |
0.06974 |
61 |
48 |
10 |
3 |
2554 |
Over-sharing during StayHome: Fred, Tina, and the neighborhood wait to see if the rabbit dies 🍼👶🏻 |
1.2623 |
0.06571 |
61 |
47 |
12 |
2 |
2555 |
Your up to 10 "likes" for trying to put the rabbit in the hat. |
1.2619 |
0.05388 |
84 |
64 |
18 |
2 |
2556 |
And for my next trick I'll need a volunteer. |
1.2619 |
0.05115 |
84 |
63 |
20 |
1 |
2557 |
You would think that nobody has even seen someone pulling a hat out of a rabbit before. |
1.2619 |
0.05648 |
84 |
65 |
16 |
3 |
2558 |
That’s so old. They must be hanging around for card tricks. |
1.2619 |
0.05388 |
84 |
64 |
18 |
2 |
2559 |
Can’t believe it’s on YouTube already! |
1.2619 |
0.05115 |
84 |
63 |
20 |
1 |
2560 |
The real trick was getting a table at that restaurant. |
1.2619 |
0.04826 |
84 |
62 |
22 |
0 |
2561 |
They have each texted to ask how that new eye is working out for you. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
2562 |
The majority of your followers are wondering if it left any 'Easter surprises' for you in your hat. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
2563 |
Marty’s found his audience. |
1.2615 |
0.05493 |
65 |
48 |
17 |
0 |
2564 |
Already being traded on crypto-magic for 50 million dollars |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
2565 |
Hare today, gone tomorrow, just like all of the men before him. |
1.2615 |
0.05493 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
2566 |
Folks, there's nothing to see hare. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
2567 |
It says here,"Now place the rabbit on your head, shout, 'Hey,nonny nonny," three times, cross your eyes, and buck like a mule." |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
2568 |
I still don't know how he got the chef in there. |
1.2614 |
0.05236 |
88 |
67 |
19 |
2 |
2569 |
I never knew bunnies had ear wax! |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
2570 |
First you say, "Hey Rocky!" then you pull that rabbit out. |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
2571 |
Marvin was determined to not allow dating apps to take the magic out of his relationships. |
1.2614 |
0.05236 |
88 |
67 |
19 |
2 |
2572 |
You don't need an audience when you pull it out at home. |
1.2614 |
0.05236 |
88 |
67 |
19 |
2 |
2573 |
There is a guy below us literally feeding himself to the Alligator he kept in his apartment, wait, he also has a Tiger? |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
2574 |
It looks a little under done. |
1.2609 |
0.05711 |
69 |
52 |
16 |
1 |
2575 |
All eyes were on Frank’s big finale. Except Carol’s. Her Instagram was blowing up. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2576 |
He has been vaccinated. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2577 |
The suspense is killing everyone. |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
2578 |
That's great, Ted, but I don't think that's what they meant when they asked their governor to pull a rabbit out of a hat. |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
2579 |
It's a text from PETA saying you're not funny |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
2580 |
It’s a text from PETA. As soon as you put the bunny back in the hat their sniper across the street will have you back in the cross-hares. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
2581 |
Now let's see you calculate the tip before tax! |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2582 |
The bar's much lower since Covid dear. |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
2583 |
Oh, I thought it said "Rabbi!" |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
2584 |
Wish you could pull our stimulus checks out of that hat too. |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
2585 |
We're going to be millonhares. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2586 |
More cancel culture--PETA just got us banned from Facebook. |
1.2609 |
0.05711 |
69 |
52 |
16 |
1 |
2587 |
Mommy, what's that? Oh, honey, that's what we used to call, live entertainment. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
69 |
51 |
18 |
0 |
2588 |
Yeah, they’re already doxxing us... |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
2589 |
- As I promised, something naked!!! . |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
2590 |
I swear I grabbed my wallet. |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
2591 |
It sure is nice not to have to go the grocery store during the pandemic, dear! |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
2592 |
Apartment #6B is heckling you. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
2593 |
They may not be so keen on following you when they see you preparing it for dinner. |
1.2604 |
0.04740 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
2594 |
Oh look, the Martins just sent us a recipe for Rabbit with Mustard Cream. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
2595 |
Glad I got to see it during the live stream. |
1.2603 |
0.05861 |
73 |
56 |
15 |
2 |
2596 |
In this video we'll cook a Rabbit Cacciatore for a party despite the lockdown. . . |
1.2603 |
0.05861 |
73 |
56 |
15 |
2 |
2597 |
It's worked before: I put him in the hat, and my eye goes back in its socket |
1.2603 |
0.05171 |
73 |
54 |
19 |
0 |
2598 |
Okay, Houdini. What are you going to do now to get out of this awkward moment? |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
2599 |
Looks like next he's going to pull something out of his butt. |
1.2603 |
0.05527 |
73 |
55 |
17 |
1 |
2600 |
It’s just another one of his hare-brained schemes. |
1.2603 |
0.05527 |
73 |
55 |
17 |
1 |
2601 |
The magic of their relationship-attention deficit disorder. |
1.2603 |
0.04374 |
73 |
57 |
15 |
1 |
2602 |
Don't drop the bunny! |
1.2603 |
0.05861 |
73 |
56 |
15 |
2 |
2603 |
But does it lay eggs? |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
2604 |
My husband is up to his old tricks! |
1.2603 |
0.05861 |
73 |
56 |
15 |
2 |
2605 |
Yes dear. His next ambition is to become a Middle East negotiator" |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
2606 |
Did you see that video of a guy who does magic tricks on his rooftop? |
1.2597 |
0.05963 |
77 |
60 |
14 |
3 |
2607 |
The food isn't great, but you just can't beat the exposure! |
1.2597 |
0.05197 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
2608 |
You're definitely gonna need to break out the chainsaw if you want any more Twitch viewers. |
1.2597 |
0.05197 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
2609 |
Nine votes for Hasenpfeffer. |
1.2597 |
0.05963 |
77 |
60 |
14 |
3 |
2610 |
Is this fresh enough for you, ma'am? |
1.2597 |
0.05030 |
77 |
57 |
20 |
0 |
2611 |
Next they want the trick where you make the pandemic disappear. |
1.2597 |
0.05669 |
77 |
59 |
16 |
2 |
2612 |
Twenty-four tears for the rabbit Jerry. Just stop. |
1.2597 |
0.05669 |
77 |
59 |
16 |
2 |
2613 |
Keep holding the rabbit, I looking for the best photographic aspect from the pictures uploaded to Twitter by the neighbors. |
1.2597 |
0.05963 |
77 |
60 |
14 |
3 |
2614 |
I swear people, it's not my hat! |
1.2597 |
0.05669 |
77 |
59 |
16 |
2 |
2615 |
Fred, come quick; your father is at it again, and there are already at least 9 rabbits in the bathtub. |
1.2597 |
0.06511 |
77 |
62 |
10 |
5 |
2616 |
His rabbit act is good, but his crowd work isn't great. |
1.2597 |
0.05963 |
77 |
60 |
14 |
3 |
2617 |
Move, they want to see me take a drink. |
1.2597 |
0.05359 |
77 |
58 |
18 |
1 |
2618 |
Hey Bob did you order a rabbit and hat? I think Amazon delivered this to the wrong apartment. |
1.2597 |
0.06511 |
77 |
62 |
10 |
5 |
2619 |
People are asking for a dinner show. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2620 |
And in an instant, I've made my date's sex drive... DISAPPEAR! |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2621 |
“Turn Bunny around so we can overshare his sad face.” |
1.2593 |
0.05205 |
81 |
61 |
19 |
1 |
2622 |
Assisting in his livestream beats getting sawed in half every night, that’s for sure! Thank you, pandemic.” |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
2623 |
Robert performs his final act outside the Voyeur Tower Apartments. |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
2624 |
Hold on dear, let me just figure out how to block EarthWarrior80 from the chat |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2625 |
That got 6 wide eyed emojis and three falling off chairs GIFs! |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
2626 |
He takes farm to table to a whole new level |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
2627 |
Unfortunately the crucible of public opinion is no better than the frying pan, little friend. |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
2628 |
Now you have their attention, tell then what's for dinner. |
1.2588 |
0.05333 |
85 |
65 |
18 |
2 |
2629 |
When Gerry reached into the rabbit and pulled out a hat, nobody could determine which of the two was more surprised |
1.2586 |
0.07196 |
58 |
46 |
9 |
3 |
2630 |
I told you, everyone is still waiting for you to pull out a car again |
1.2586 |
0.06300 |
58 |
44 |
13 |
1 |
2631 |
Don’t worry, folks. The rabbit’s been vaccinated. |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2632 |
How about the wallet in the pocket trick and you pay this time? |
1.2581 |
0.05492 |
93 |
73 |
16 |
4 |
2633 |
Since you are mayor, they expect you to work magic. |
1.2581 |
0.04811 |
93 |
70 |
22 |
1 |
2634 |
Maggie's cell phone club interfaces with Bob' s magic club |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
2635 |
Enough of what you can do with your bunny...Now let's see what your wife can do. |
1.2581 |
0.05603 |
62 |
46 |
16 |
0 |
2636 |
These pandemic side-hustles are getting out of control |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
93 |
69 |
24 |
0 |
2637 |
Another fifty bucks on Venmo. We've to take this act on the road. |
1.2581 |
0.05048 |
93 |
71 |
20 |
2 |
2638 |
If only he could turn it into dinner. |
1.2581 |
0.05603 |
62 |
46 |
16 |
0 |
2639 |
Honey, keep the rabbit up a couple of minutes more, so that they can all share the joy on the Internet. |
1.2581 |
0.05048 |
93 |
71 |
20 |
2 |
2640 |
Please tell P.C. to stop vandalizing our building |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
2641 |
And for my next trick, I’ll make the WiFi signal stronger. |
1.2581 |
0.05492 |
93 |
73 |
16 |
4 |
2642 |
If only he was as dedicated to putting the magic back into our marriage. |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
2643 |
Its all just an illusion |
1.2581 |
0.05109 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2644 |
This online dating is trickier than I thought. |
1.2577 |
0.04698 |
97 |
73 |
23 |
1 |
2645 |
Can you do a boomerang this time? |
1.2577 |
0.05340 |
97 |
76 |
17 |
4 |
2646 |
You are trending on Twitter, but are they relevant? |
1.2576 |
0.05424 |
66 |
49 |
17 |
0 |
2647 |
Dating during a pandemic requires employing every trick in the book. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2648 |
You're trending on the PETA site. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2649 |
You would get more likes pulling a cell phone out of your hat! |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
2650 |
You don’t put it in! You take it out |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2651 |
Bob tried desperately to keep his date's attention, but his attempts were poorly focused. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2652 |
You have 13 Likes but 4E gave you a weak review. I think you need to stretch beyond the rabbit. But you're not sawing me in half,
no matter what! |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2653 |
He's not wearing a mask...Covid is over!... |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
2654 |
Don’t tell anyone I said so, but it’s starting to feel like patter is pointless. |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
2655 |
In person performances are so 2019! |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
2656 |
They’ve already seen that trick honey, quarantine hasn’t been THAT long |
1.2576 |
0.05635 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2657 |
Honey, which neighbor’s livestream should I watch? |
1.2576 |
0.05424 |
66 |
49 |
17 |
0 |
2658 |
Well, rabbit is not on the menu, so I guess it's ok for you to do your thing. |
1.2574 |
0.04804 |
101 |
77 |
22 |
2 |
2659 |
For your next trick, make these negative posts disappear. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
2660 |
How soon before you think performers will be eligible for a vaccination? These window shows are getting real old! |
1.2574 |
0.04804 |
101 |
77 |
22 |
2 |
2661 |
An inveterate performer, Phillip made the best of the virus isolation -- but his wife was past being impressed. |
1.2571 |
0.05262 |
70 |
52 |
18 |
0 |
2662 |
‘I’ll have the lapin por tout le monde’ |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2663 |
You won't believe this! He's channeling Hemingway... thinks he's Robert Jordan. Something like: "go now rabbit, I go with thee. As long as there is one of us,
there is both of us” |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2664 |
Hey, chuddy, lighten up on my scalp! Just got a hare transplant, genius. |
1.2571 |
0.05262 |
70 |
52 |
18 |
0 |
2665 |
For my next trick, I’ll make your attention span disappear. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2666 |
Fred just realizes that the rabbit is on an endangered species list. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2667 |
Honey, I told you my quarantine hobby has some real career prospects. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2668 |
Two-thirds want you to pull out a white tiger next. |
1.2571 |
0.05262 |
70 |
52 |
18 |
0 |
2669 |
Sure — but can he pull a hat from a rabbit? |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2670 |
If it weren't for that vaccine, this gig might have gone on indefinitely. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2671 |
the neighbors want more production value. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2672 |
How's that for a hare raising event? |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2673 |
They have you in the palms of their hands. |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2674 |
I still say, the magic is gone from our relationship. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2675 |
The coin routine didn't get half an many likes. |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2676 |
Sandra from 114b across the street wants her bunny back. |
1.2569 |
0.05742 |
109 |
90 |
10 |
9 |
2677 |
You already have 3,000 upvotes on the Rabbit Reddit. |
1.2568 |
0.05792 |
74 |
57 |
15 |
2 |
2678 |
This show has reached new heights |
1.2568 |
0.04537 |
74 |
56 |