Contest #749


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 4B wants you to make her husband disappear. 1.9260 0.01119 5163 1875 1795 1493
1 Linda quietly deletes “magic moments” from her dating profile. 1.8749 0.01312 3780 1496 1261 1023
2 [Texting]...he poured me a glass of wine, took me out onto his balcony and said 'this is where the magic happens.' " 1.8653 0.01119 5078 2003 1756 1319
3 put me back in the hat, man, I hate seeing them in cages like this 1.8620 0.01769 2065 829 692 544
4 You pulled ahead of "guy banging on a pot" but "couple making love with the drapes open" is still way ahead. 1.8532 0.01209 4346 1745 1494 1107
5 No, he's still working from home. 1.8445 0.01266 3575 1345 1441 789
6 Can't talk now. We're entertaining the neighbors. 1.8341 0.01244 3695 1414 1480 801
7 They’re not impressed. They say Mr. Renault two balconies below us is juggling three penguins and a brick of Gorgonzola. 1.8319 0.01088 5311 2191 1822 1298
8 It's Tom's way of telling everyone I'm pregnant. 1.8300 0.01058 5805 2462 1868 1475
9 4A wants to know if you can do a Zoom bar mitzvah at 6. 1.8298 0.01229 3901 1538 1489 874
10 Honey, check it out! Everyone’s tweeting about some magician with his fly down. 1.8265 0.01342 3597 1546 1136 915
11 Ok now it’s 28% let him go, 26% put him back, and, oh my god, 27% add onions and some red wine for a stew. 1.8196 0.01406 3166 1328 1081 757
12 How was I to know? His profile said, "I love exploring new heights and sharing magical evenings." 1.8165 0.01317 3466 1418 1266 782
13 For my next and most difficult trick, I will make her put down the phone. 1.8159 0.01696 2167 911 744 512
14 Impressive, Jack. But not what I envisioned when you asked me over for "an evening of pure magic." 1.8130 0.01876 1631 649 638 344
15 The good news is you're trending. The bad news is the hashtag is bunnylivesmatter. 1.8093 0.01268 3918 1679 1307 932
16 The Johnsons would like to know if we've seen their rabbit. 1.8080 0.01139 4829 2066 1624 1139
17 Now they want you to make Marjorie Taylor Greene disappear. 1.8064 0.02117 1477 659 445 373
18 You’ve got three likes. The ‘Free the Rabbit’ GoFundMe has $17,000. 1.8002 0.01370 3178 1329 1155 694
19 Good work! You're outpolling the flasher on the twelfth floor. 1.7985 0.01257 3752 1566 1376 810
20 You’ve gotten 632 likes on Instagram and a cease and desist order from PETA. 1.7982 0.01268 3572 1461 1372 739
21 Keep holding it there. The reception is perfect. 1.7978 0.01625 2216 917 830 469
22 I get more bars when you move the rabbit ears to the right. 1.7978 0.01222 3951 1645 1460 846
23 Be under no illusions darling, they'll watch anything right now. 1.7953 0.01404 2911 1194 1119 598
24 15 likes, and a comment from your dad,”get a job!”. 1.7905 0.01334 3280 1372 1223 685
25 You've got two million followers, Frank, but most of them are rabbits. 1.7886 0.01160 4797 2163 1485 1149
26 Anyone can put the rabbit INTO the hat, David. 1.7883 0.01802 1856 797 655 404
27 I'll be darned... it seems jiggling the rabbit ears does improve everyone's reception. 1.7854 0.01362 3234 1391 1146 697
28 You have 73 Likes and one warning from the ASPCA. 1.7838 0.01602 2123 857 868 398
29 You've gotten two "Like"s and a dozen "Jump"s. 1.7804 0.01455 2955 1320 964 671
30 They do know this is a cooking show, right? 1.7786 0.01455 2963 1330 959 674
31 They say they would be more impressed if you'd pull a vaccination appointment out of that hat. 1.7765 0.01536 2608 1159 873 576
32 Another fabulous day with my husband, the Great Quarantini. 1.7691 0.01486 2642 1146 960 536
33 Still no signal... move it to the left. 1.7678 0.01420 2967 1312 1032 623
34 The magic trick everyone is asking about is how we got an apartment with this amazing terrace." 1.7647 0.01467 2609 1111 1001 497
35 It doesn't say what to do next. 1.7606 0.01677 2105 935 739 431
36 Text from Apartment 6-C, Murray. Your fly is open. 1.7603 0.01892 1702 771 568 363
37 They're all suggesting you make yourself disappear. 1.7578 0.01580 2432 1104 813 515
38 That's easy, now try pulling a tanker out of the Suez 1.7577 0.01898 1758 821 542 395
39 They need more than a magic trick. Tell them a joke! Here's one: a priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo". 1.7572 0.02179 1396 673 389 334
40 When you said "dinner and a show" I had high hopes. 1.7565 0.01864 1540 645 625 270
41 Your mother says she still wishes you had gone to medical school 1.7542 0.01598 2274 1008 817 449
42 They all want you to make the last twelve months vanish. 1.7541 0.01774 1850 822 661 367
43 If you hold me over the edge again, I’m going to crap in your hat. 1.7512 0.01723 2154 1023 644 487
44 You got forty-three “likes”and two recipes 1.7440 0.01751 1902 860 669 373
45 You have 19 likes and two recipes for rabbit stew. 1.7409 0.01834 1814 849 586 379
46 The dinner date is going okay, but my sense is he is more focused on his career right now. 1.7385 0.01776 1717 748 670 299
47 Most people's reactions are they think I should date someone else." 1.7384 0.01828 1724 781 613 330
48 Starved for entertainment, the neighborhood decides to watch Marvin’s unremarkable trick of putting a rabbit into a hat. 1.7331 0.01937 1600 789 467 344
49 The rabbit's "Go Fund Me Page" has reached $10,000 1.7292 0.01946 1488 675 541 272
50 I just got a text. Your fly is open. 1.7270 0.02044 1436 680 468 288
51 Martha,I thought you said my blind date was a musician! 1.7268 0.01958 1446 652 537 257
52 Arnold, this is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a magical evening together. 1.7255 0.01946 1406 620 552 234
53 So far you've received three "awesome", five "we've called PETA" and sixteen "jump!" 1.7210 0.02099 1312 613 452 247
54 This looks a little ominous; you have an impressive 255 likes, but I see a GoFundMe account just popped up for the rabbit. 1.7151 0.02135 1225 566 442 217
55 Nothing for you, but the rabbit has 500 followers and a crowd-sorced liberation campaign. 1.7137 0.02277 1184 581 361 242
56 The most popular comment says 'your fly is open'. 1.7120 0.02283 1163 568 362 233
57 Now they want to see you disappear. 1.7071 0.02341 1079 523 349 207
58 Two neighbors are impressed, three say they know how you did it, and seventeen of them have notified PETA. 1.7041 0.02416 1034 510 320 204
59 The request on social media is to make Trump disappear. 1.7023 0.02435 1021 511 305 205
60 They're wondering if you can make the pigeons disappear. 1.7001 0.02423 987 478 327 182
61 27 likes, 3 threats from PETA members, and 2 people who want to adopt the rabbit 1.6995 0.02342 975 451 366 158
62 I'm getting messages that your fly is open. 1.6990 0.02471 970 477 308 185
63 The neighbours say holding it higher improves the signal 1.6970 0.02838 693 330 243 120
64 It had been so long since anyone had seen a man wearing a suit. 1.6939 0.02443 905 425 332 148
65 Fifty-four likes and twenty requests for me to take my top off. 1.6933 0.02534 900 440 296 164
66 Desperate for a vaccine, Charles continued his campaign to prove magicians are essential workers. 1.6909 0.02527 838 396 306 136
67 You're right, people will watch anything that isn't ZOOM. 1.6901 0.02450 868 402 333 133
68 Thanks to Covid, you finally have an audience! 1.6893 0.02446 882 412 332 138
69 I'd be more impressed if you made our waiter appear. 1.6876 0.02551 842 403 299 140
70 Looks like six more weeks of Easter! 1.6867 0.02754 747 365 251 131
71 See? And you said you couldn’t work from home. 1.6861 0.02549 841 403 299 139
72 Could you make another drink appear dear? 1.6856 0.02504 827 385 317 125
73 No, no mention of you, but the rabbit is trending, #freetherabbit, #bunnyexploitation, 1.6838 0.02710 816 414 246 156
74 Now change it back into a roll of toilet paper, please. 1.6835 0.02727 812 414 241 157
75 The twins in 4D want you to guess what they’re thinking, the entire third floor suggested you saw me in half, but most would rather you make the governor just disappear. 1.6832 0.02710 808 408 248 152
76 Yow!! The ransom is rising exponentially! Hang him over the edge again. 1.6820 0.02805 783 405 222 156
77 They are asking if you know how to disappear. 1.6815 0.02691 788 390 259 139
78 You call that magic? I just got a vaccine appointment! 1.6790 0.02875 757 397 206 154
79 It has nothing to do with the rabbit. It's the sight of a man in a suit. 1.6736 0.02804 717 357 237 123
80 He's right, the dating profile says literally a magical evening. 1.6710 0.02719 696 331 263 102
81 42 likes, and one recipe for rabbit stew. 1.6696 0.02886 693 352 218 123
82 Can you pull out a golden retriever puppy for 9F? 1.6682 0.02853 672 332 231 109
83 Sorry, but I can’t find anything at all about how you put it back. 1.6667 0.02872 660 326 228 106
84 So far, you have 2,138 "likes," and 13 reports to Animal Welfare. 1.6609 0.02906 640 318 221 101
85 They want you to make yourself disappear. 1.6602 0.02992 615 309 206 100
86 The kid in 3A wants his rabbit back. 1.6578 0.03048 599 304 196 99
87 Well, you’re trending on Twitter, but you’re not going to like the hashtag. 1.6546 0.03087 579 294 191 94
88 They want me to let you know your fly's down 1.6537 0.02986 618 314 204 100
89 George is working from home now. How are the kids? 1.6534 0.02937 577 289 205 83
90 There are a lot of suggestions on where to place the rabbit…none of them involving the hat. 1.6528 0.03136 579 300 180 99
91 Remember what the judge said about pulling things out in front of neighbors. 1.6510 0.03066 596 307 190 99
92 The couple in 3B say your fly is open 1.6507 0.03040 607 313 193 101
93 Our first night out in a year and you just had to bring the rabbit. 1.6479 0.03191 534 272 178 84
94 So cute, it says Peter Rabbit. Oh I got that wrong. Peta is coming for the rabbit. 1.6455 0.03249 536 280 166 90
95 I'll distract them, you book the vaccine appointment! 1.6454 0.03359 533 288 146 99
96 I guess people really have watched everything on Netflix. 1.6454 0.03187 533 272 178 83
97 The rabbit already has over 1.2 million followers. You have 32. 1.6448 0.03135 549 280 184 85
98 Interest in the rabbit is multiplying. 1.6446 0.03048 574 291 196 87
99 Tomorrow you're booked on the rooftop two buildings down. 1.6427 0.03012 529 255 208 66
100 Do a few more tricks. The boys have robbed almost all their apartments. 1.6396 0.03436 505 274 139 92
101 Apparently, your fly’s open. 1.6387 0.03239 537 283 165 89
102 This isn't what I meant by 'we need to bring back the magic.' 1.6377 0.03230 494 249 175 70
103 To impress Nora, Erick knew he had to pull a rabbit out of a hat, but the concept of metaphor has always escaped him. 1.6354 0.03460 480 257 141 82
104 The kid in Room 403 wants his rabbit back. 1.6338 0.03432 467 245 148 74
105 and...according to 8B your fly is open. 1.6337 0.03477 475 255 139 81
106 You realize once everyone is vaccinated, no one is going to watch this anymore, right? 1.6320 0.03237 481 245 171 65
107 Zelda I will have to call you back, Harry is up to one of his old tricks again. 1.6315 0.03328 464 236 163 65
108 Does the rabbit always have to be white? Its 2021, Phil. 1.6311 0.03617 469 262 118 89
109 Not quite what I meant when I asked for a magical evening Derek 1.6300 0.03414 473 250 148 75
110 After a long year, Janet texts her lawyer: Draw up the papers. 1.6295 0.03551 448 240 134 74
111 Oops. I told everyone that you were going to pull a rabbi out of a hat. 1.6293 0.03395 499 270 144 85
112 When you told me that our date tonight would be magical, I really expected something else. 1.6291 0.03305 453 227 167 59
113 So far you've gotten eight Likes, and one person is live streaming this to PETA. 1.6282 0.03010 546 296 166 84
114 Ladies and gentlemen...The Great Quarantini! 1.6253 0.03432 459 242 147 70
115 Let me re-phrase that: Our relationship lacks chemistry, NOT magic. 1.6247 0.03582 437 235 131 71
116 You can stop, dear. Kickstarter says we’ve got enough for this month’s rent. 1.6242 0.03241 471 238 172 61
117 You have a dozen 'likes' and two calls from the SPCA 1.6224 0.03452 429 221 149 59
118 Honey, you're trending! What do you think 'PETA' stands for? 1.6218 0.03417 476 256 144 76
119 For your next trick could you make some wine appear in this glass? 1.6210 0.03414 438 226 152 60
120 Your audience has grown significantly since you dropped the last bunny. 1.6180 0.03579 445 244 127 74
121 Results are coming in. 23 thumbs up and one request for braised rabbit from Apartment 4C. 1.6178 0.03282 437 218 168 51
122 Uh-oh - you're on PETA's live feed. 1.6154 0.03458 429 224 146 59
123 The rabbit still has more followers than you. 1.6150 0.03668 400 214 126 60
124 You do know the spectators are all cardboard cutouts? 1.6143 0.03616 433 238 124 71
125 Can’t wait to see their expressions when you put it on the grille ! 1.6143 0.03675 433 242 116 75
126 This is not what I expected when you said, "Let's do it on the balcony." 1.6139 0.03606 404 214 132 58
127 Can you do that trick again? Someone just joined the meeting. 1.6134 0.03595 388 201 136 51
128 Honey, they have binge-watched everything. You are all that's left. 1.6111 0.03789 360 190 120 50
129 Most are giving you hearts and applause, but a few want to know what ever happened to your first wife. 1.6070 0.03876 369 203 108 58
130 My bad - I staged this reveal thinking he was going to pull out an engagement ring. 1.6063 0.03781 381 208 115 58
131 Ok, it belongs to Gloria in 9B. 1.6061 0.03652 391 209 127 55
132 They'd like to see what you can do with all the pigeons." 1.6051 0.03660 390 209 126 55
133 One said, 'That's amazing. I mean that you have a girlfriend.' 1.6043 0.03837 374 206 110 58
134 It's for you, honey. It's the SPCA. 1.6043 0.03621 422 233 123 66
135 This isn’t the magical evening she swiped right for 1.6031 0.03657 383 204 127 52
136 Until the theatres open, this is as good as it gets. 1.6006 0.03746 348 182 123 43
137 When he wrote “exhibitionist” in his profile, I didn’t think this was what he meant. 1.6006 0.03834 348 186 115 47
138 And that's it for tonight's Local Talent! Next up, Tax Tips with Tanya in 22D. 1.6000 0.03681 375 200 125 50
139 They have the rabbit pulling you out of the hat on You Tube. 1.5990 0.03615 414 228 124 62
140 Ironically, Harold was unaware that the magic had gone out of their relationship. 1.5989 0.03962 364 206 98 60
141 Ned...when I said the magic is gone from our marriage, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.5983 0.03663 356 185 129 42
142 Alice instantly regrets asking, “What’s with the hat?” 1.5983 0.03742 346 181 123 42
143 You've been Venmoed a 23-cent tip from Apt. B12. 1.5976 0.03809 338 178 118 42
144 The guy in 5B wants you to saw me in half again. 1.5976 0.03739 338 175 124 39
145 It would be a better trick if he was pulling it out instead of putting it in. 1.5971 0.03861 340 182 113 45
146 Nine are applauding and one is sending a recipe for 'Wild rabbit slow cooked with rosemary, olive oil & garlic' 1.5966 0.03635 409 226 122 61
147 The real trick is pulling money out of his wallet. 1.5962 0.03639 369 197 125 47
148 Honey..it's a congratulations text from someone named Fudd.. 1.5960 0.03932 354 197 103 54
149 Mrs. Rose from 21 says "do the one where you scream at each other" again... 1.5941 0.03804 372 206 111 55
150 You've got 10,000 likes. The rabbit has a million. 1.5927 0.03897 356 198 105 53
151 The up side of the pandemic is that you have a truly captive audience. 1.5926 0.03913 324 173 110 41
152 You should see what's trending now. There's an idiot pulling a rabbit out of a hat, that's completely ignoring his date. 1.5918 0.03843 365 203 108 54
153 How mad do you think they’ll be when they realize this is a BBQ? 1.5917 0.04080 338 192 92 54
154 This one wants you to saw his wife in half. 1.5915 0.03865 355 196 108 51
155 ״Well it’s not your normal gender reveal.” 1.5899 0.03980 317 171 105 41
156 Just a hare to the right! 1.5899 0.03669 356 188 126 42
157 We've had a great number of 'old hat' remarks, a few animal cruelty complaints and one recipe for hasenpfeffer. 1.5887 0.03788 372 207 111 54
158 The poll says next you should disappear. 1.5886 0.04064 333 188 94 51
159 It's early, but you have more likes than death threats. 1.5872 0.03766 344 184 118 42
160 You’re not going to believe this, but I just got an ad for top hats. 1.5860 0.03930 343 191 103 49
161 Great. Now they want you to saw me in half! 1.5852 0.03936 352 199 100 53
162 The ransom money just came through. 1.5851 0.03903 323 174 109 40
163 If he pulled the rabbit out of the hat, does that mean we do or don’t have 6 more weeks of quarantine? 1.5847 0.04022 313 171 101 41
164 I didn't think this was what you had in mind when you promised me a magical evening. 1.5844 0.03956 320 174 105 41
165 Now comes the hard part: getting Democrats and Republicans to agree that it's a rabbit. 1.5839 0.04058 322 180 96 46
166 Hi Mom. Tonight's date was a dinner and a show-off. 1.5802 0.04122 293 160 96 37
167 If you haven't paid to see the show, I ask you to close the curtains. 1.5802 0.03858 293 151 114 28
168 Hurry up, I just got word everyone’s power is back on. 1.5784 0.04188 287 158 92 37
169 You have 47 likes and 32 reports to Animal Care and Control. 1.5783 0.03975 313 171 103 39
170 13 channels live-streaming on Youtube and your fly is open. 1.5782 0.04251 294 166 86 42
171 There are a dozen requests to saw the landlord in half. 1.5779 0.04229 308 177 84 47
172 The woman in Apartment 54 wants her rabbit back. 1.5777 0.04230 296 167 87 42
173 Here's a viral video of some idiot pulling a rabbit out of a hat on a balcony. 1.5771 0.03854 350 196 106 48
174 He said he'd take me out for dinner and a show. 1.5770 0.04001 305 166 102 37
175 He's right! We do get better reception with rabbit ears. 1.5769 0.03903 338 191 100 47
176 The neighbors are texting they want you to saw me in half. 1.5759 0.04408 290 169 75 46
177 How does my hare look? 1.5723 0.04050 311 174 96 41
178 The guy across the street says your fly is down. 1.5714 0.03969 322 180 100 42
179 You may be getting $50 for this gig, but the rabbit just earned $12,000 on his GoFundMe page 1.5699 0.04205 286 160 89 37
180 The comments are positive, but lots of questions about how a magician can afford outdoor space in Manhattan. 1.5699 0.04242 272 150 89 33
181 Oh wait, it wasn’t recording. Do it again. 1.5696 0.03952 316 175 102 39
182 I knew you had to be a magician to get this table. 1.5696 0.03886 309 167 108 34
183 They all watched dumbfounded as Anne sat oblivious that her hare was out of place. 1.5688 0.04311 269 150 85 34
184 Watch their faces when I throw it on the grill. 1.5687 0.04373 313 190 68 55
185 You have 27,461 views and a pending lawsuit from PETA 1.5686 0.03942 306 167 104 35
186 Umm, Klaus?...we are now getting requests that you make yourself disappear. 1.5678 0.03802 317 173 109 35
187 While the neighborhood watched the magician he focused on the action in apartment 3b. 1.5678 0.04103 273 149 94 30
188 It isn’t you they’re excited about, dear. The rabbit has 4 million followers on Instagram. 1.5661 0.04381 295 175 73 47
189 The kid on the top floor saw you pull it from your coat sleeve. 1.5639 0.04447 266 153 76 37
190 The rabbit un-friended you. 1.5627 0.04583 263 155 68 40
191 For my next trick, please watch as my date disappears. 1.5616 0.04090 276 158 84 34
192 The crowd was astonished to see Greg pull a hat out of his rabbit 1.5606 0.04602 264 157 66 41
193 It's not about the rabbit Ivan. Your fly is open. 1.5590 0.04358 288 170 75 43
194 This pandemic makes us all want to pull our hare out! 1.5584 0.04560 274 165 65 44
195 They're requesting you 'Saw the lady in half'" 1.5576 0.04153 269 148 92 29
196 Third floor is giving rave reviews! 2C is calling PETA! 1.5563 0.04205 284 162 86 36
197 You're the only live entertainment in all of New York City. 1.5560 0.04394 268 155 77 36
198 The magician slowly pulled the socially distanced rabbit out of the hat. The crowd gasped... the rabbit was not wearing a mask. 1.5551 0.04452 245 138 78 29
199 2B wants to know if you’re available for virtual bar mitzvahs 1.5548 0.04017 310 177 94 39
200 The real trick is getting him to put the toilet seat down 1.5548 0.04420 283 169 71 43
201 The rabbit is not playing well. They're saying you should saw me in half. 1.5547 0.03812 274 160 83 31
202 Most of them want you to conjure up some toilet paper. 1.5542 0.03969 323 189 91 43
203 For my next trick I will get my partner to put down her phone. 1.5534 0.04633 262 158 63 41
204 On second thoughts I’ll have the lobster. 1.5534 0.04594 253 149 68 36
205 It’s street magic performed at a higher level. 1.5531 0.04271 273 156 83 34
206 #HareTodayGoneTommorow is trending, Harry! 1.5514 0.04482 243 138 76 29
207 Next, they want you to saw me in half. 1.5504 0.04425 258 149 76 33
208 They're asking how long it took you to get the rabbit after you ordered it. 1.5480 0.04462 250 144 75 31
209 ‘For your next trick they’re asking you to open indoor dining.’ 1.5480 0.04315 250 140 83 27
210 Can you make the rest of this date disappear? 1.5475 0.04363 263 152 78 33
211 I swear to God, Martha. I'll do it. I'll kill this rabbit in front of all these witnesses unless you put your phone down. 1.5474 0.04455 285 174 66 45
212 You know the only reason they're watching is because you've dropped the last 3 over the edge. 1.5465 0.04594 258 155 65 38
213 Someone in 308b says she knows how you did it. 1.5461 0.04103 271 151 92 28
214 B. Rabbit wasn't quite sure whether he was going to be the main event or the main course. 1.5448 0.04270 268 154 82 32
215 They’re Tweeting PETA. 1.5447 0.04406 257 149 76 32
216 The consensus is you should put down the rabbit and pay attention to that babe next to you. 1.5439 0.04502 239 137 74 28
217 And for the truly grand finale, ladies and gentlemen, I am going to pull a vaccine appointment out of this hat! 1.5437 0.04543 252 149 69 34
218 Your Yelp rating just went up a hare. 1.5428 0.04355 269 158 76 35
219 CNN says crazed lunatic holds bunny hostage atop high rise 1.5425 0.04541 247 145 70 32
220 Honey, it's not you, they've been stuck indoors for a year. 1.5422 0.04836 225 134 60 31
221 You’re trending on Instagram with your fly unzipped 1.5420 0.04344 262 152 78 32
222 The guy on the next roof is making an elephant disappear. 1.5417 0.03770 288 155 110 23
223 It's my mother, wondering whether you've found a real job yet. 1.5409 0.04303 257 147 81 29
224 Okay, I’ve found the live feed, and they aren’t watching your act. Lady Gaga is hanging her laundry out to dry one floor below us. 1.5409 0.04268 257 146 83 28
225 Hold it higher so I get four bars. 1.5407 0.04445 246 142 75 29
226 You’re trending on Pandemic’s Got Talent! 1.5405 0.04190 259 148 83 28
227 The real magic trick is that our studio apartment has an outdoor patio. 1.5403 0.03949 298 169 97 32
228 The lady in 17B wants you to saw me in half. 1.5394 0.04665 241 144 64 33
229 The tortoise is still getting more "likes." 1.5381 0.04005 223 139 58 26
230 I have $40 from apartment 35D, can I get $45.......ok $45 from apartment 36F, how about $50? 1.5371 0.03814 229 144 59 26
231 Some idiot is trending on Twitter for doing magic tricks on his balcony. 1.5370 0.04151 270 154 87 29
232 Honey, title this one ‘Bad Hare Day’ just in case I drop it. 1.5367 0.04101 259 144 91 24
233 Oh great. 6 more weeks of pandemic. 1.5365 0.04343 233 130 81 22
234 If he pulls cash outta there, marry him. 1.5351 0.04708 228 135 64 29
235 ‘Now that I have your attention, I’d like to speak with you about your car’s extended warranty.’ 1.5350 0.04526 243 143 70 30
236 The neighbors all agree: The real magic was her agreeing to date you in the first place. 1.5342 0.04897 219 132 57 30
237 It doesn't mean you're going viral. It means they're bored. 1.5339 0.04373 221 122 80 19
238 #LetTheBunnyLive soon began trending. 1.5339 0.04704 236 142 62 32
239 You're trending on PETA's Most Wanted. 1.5336 0.04788 223 133 61 29
240 Well, this isnt the Easter service I expected. 1.5333 0.04492 240 140 72 28
241 They say rabbits are old hat. They want to know when you can pull out their vaccine appointments. 1.5328 0.04419 259 154 72 33
242 Most of the tweets say 'Jump!' 1.5325 0.04782 231 140 59 32
243 I'd be more impressed if he could pull 12,000 Georgia votes out of that hat. 1.5321 0.04599 265 165 59 41
244 You’re trending on Twitter, and I’m trending on Tinder. 1.5312 0.04319 256 149 78 29
245 So now your mother wants to see me cut in half. 1.5307 0.04355 277 168 71 38
246 I heard that if he sees his shadow, there’s only 5 months left of quarantine. 1.5306 0.04462 245 144 72 29
247 He’s playing with his food again, Susan 1.5304 0.04799 230 140 58 32
248 Text from me: Date should be over soon. Planning to top his trick by making myself disappear. 1.5300 0.04933 217 132 55 30
249 Now, watch my wife make an entire bottle of wine disappear. 1.5300 0.04933 217 132 55 30
250 Little Jimmy over in 8A wants his bunny back. 1.5296 0.04499 253 152 68 33
251 Selling Magic Set so I do not kill my husband. Includes 1 set of handcuffs, 1 deck of cards, 1 top hat, 12 bunnies. FREE. 1.5288 0.05051 208 127 52 29
252 Just as the Great Zando performed his finale, Lola finally got through to the vaccine website. 1.5280 0.04715 214 125 65 24
253 You.ve got 27 likes and one"try it with a tiger" 1.5274 0.04614 237 142 65 30
254 I told him that the only way he could save this date was by pulling a rabbit out of a hat. 1.5270 0.04706 241 148 59 34
255 PETA calling, dear. 1.5269 0.04374 260 155 73 32
256 Rabbit ears are useless, still no signal. 1.5268 0.05108 205 126 50 29
257 You’ve got 57 likes and one warning from the SPCA. 1.5259 0.04420 251 149 72 30
258 The lady in 3B says that's nothing. She popped out twin girls 5 years ago. 1.5255 0.04929 196 115 59 22
259 Ok then it says ‘step 3: put rabbit...’ oh I’m out of battery. 1.5244 0.04220 246 140 83 23
260 Honey, the internet has spoken. They're on the side of the bunny and you've been cancelled. 1.5236 0.04346 254 150 75 29
261 10 Likes! Tomorrow the vote is to saw me in half! 1.5233 0.05373 172 103 48 21
262 You got 17 likes and a notice from the Animal Humane Society 1.5228 0.04751 197 113 65 19
263 Lets wait until dark before you barbeque it. 1.5228 0.04557 241 145 66 30
264 They all still just want to know what happened to the first rabbit. 1.5221 0.04223 249 143 82 24
265 Honey, so far your reviews are about your weird eyeballs”. 1.5205 0.04637 219 129 66 24
266 You got 24 'likes', 3 'loves', a 'wow' and a lawsuit from PETA. 1.5204 0.04606 221 130 67 24
267 Meanwhile, Helen wondered where all their magic went. 1.5200 0.04806 200 124 51 25
268 City dwellers witness their first wild animal. 1.5198 0.05071 202 126 48 28
269 Without a pandemic, you'd be nothing. 1.5197 0.04238 254 148 80 26
270 Eleven likes and one complaint from PETA. 1.5197 0.04572 229 136 67 26
271 The rabbit is getting more likes than you, dear. 1.5192 0.04307 260 155 75 30
272 Who is PETA? She keeps calling you. 1.5191 0.05970 131 77 40 14
273 This isn’t exactly what I meant by a magical evening for two. 1.5185 0.04685 216 128 64 24
274 Only on comments so far: guy in 5C wants to know where you got the hat. 1.5181 0.04262 249 145 79 25
275 It’s a call from PETA. 1.5179 0.03821 224 137 67 20
276 So this is what he meant by, 'A magical evening?' 1.5177 0.04532 226 133 69 24
277 All he did was put our daughter’s rabbit in the hat, bring it outside and pull it out. People will watch anything these days, as long as it’s not on ZOOM. 1.5171 0.04377 234 136 75 23
278 You have ten likes but the rabbit has twenty. 1.5171 0.04870 205 123 58 24
279 The guy on the third floor wants to know what happened to the blonde with the big hooters. 1.5167 0.04848 209 126 58 25
280 He used to pull a cat out of the hat until, you know, the whole Dr. Seuss thing. 1.5167 0.04648 240 148 60 32
281 Magician to spouse: If you won’t stop working during dinner, I won’t either. 1.5167 0.04573 240 146 64 30
282 They're asking if you can pull out a vaccine. 1.5165 0.04544 242 147 65 30
283 Venmo, PayPal, or Zelle to @savetherabbit. Phones close in an hour. 1.5161 0.04498 248 151 66 31
284 Honey, they’re telling me it’s not a standing ovation - they’re just standing. 1.5152 0.04460 231 136 71 24
285 Honey, you just have to see this YouTube video of a man on a balcony pulling a rabbit out of a hat... 1.5140 0.04764 214 129 60 25
286 Mom, he said this first date would be magical, but you're not going to believe this" 1.5138 0.05174 181 109 51 21
287 @OrangeGolfer wants to know what you can do with ballots. 1.5132 0.05311 189 121 40 28
288 So far, you have 317 likes and three death threats from PETA. 1.5129 0.04770 232 145 55 32
289 Does everyone have to know what we’re gonna have for dinner? 1.5127 0.03749 236 145 71 20
290 Apartment 3G is vegan and asked if you can substitute carrots. 1.5127 0.04553 236 143 65 28
291 I've given up on captioning New Yorker cartoons. It's easier to pull rabbits out of a hat! 1.5124 0.05283 201 129 41 31
292 Tom! Come look at this live stream! Some guy just pulled a rabbit out of a hat at dinner and his wife hasn’t even noticed! 1.5117 0.04827 213 130 57 26
293 Fifty-one percent voted to put the rabbit back in the hat. 1.5116 0.04972 215 135 50 30
294 Carl, come look at this video of a man pulling a rabbit out of a hat. 1.5116 0.04656 215 128 64 23
295 Most of the tweets say to never pick rabbits up by their ears. 1.5107 0.04516 233 140 67 26
296 The landlord says he wants you to do your disappearing act. 1.5105 0.05047 190 115 53 22
297 It’s a text from the ASPCA regarding how not to hold a rabbit. 1.5102 0.04660 196 113 66 17
298 The real trick will be getting them back into the theater. 1.5100 0.03467 249 153 75 21
299 Live from New York, it’s Monday Night. 1.5098 0.04789 204 122 60 22
300 Falcondude21 in apartment 5L says if you hold still for another second he has a neat follow-up trick. 1.5096 0.04770 208 125 60 23
301 Suddenly she understood why his online dating profile had promised a magical evening. 1.5091 0.04712 220 134 60 26
302 The kid in 24A just told his mom how you did it. 1.5086 0.05368 175 108 45 22
303 People want to know if you can pull a rabbit out of an app. 1.5082 0.04954 183 108 57 18
304 Ok, you were right, everyone really is that bored. 1.5079 0.05177 189 117 48 24
305 Some guy from across the street in apt 5A tweeted that he saw you pull the rabbit out of your pants and he sent a photo to prove it. 1.5075 0.04719 199 117 63 19
306 They want to know if you can make Cuomo disappear. 1.5068 0.04783 221 137 56 28
307 Why can't he pull a ring out of his pocket? 1.5054 0.04559 184 103 69 12
308 Behold, rabbit! I made all the humans appear with their phones again! 1.5053 0.05103 190 117 50 23
309 They’re all posting ‘now saw HER in half’. 1.5050 0.04824 202 122 58 22
310 Yea, but can he pull a vaccine appointment out of that hat? 1.5049 0.04840 204 124 57 23
311 I think the neighbours were more impressed when the rabbit pulled you out of the hat 1.5048 0.04832 210 129 56 25
312 Hey Helen, take a shot of this; this guy is trying to get better reception adjusting the old rabbit ears! 1.5042 0.04497 240 147 65 28
313 Finally, a captive audience 1.5029 0.05118 175 105 52 18
314 Naomi Eckstein in 2B texts that the balcony railing must be hollow. 1.5028 0.05200 177 108 49 20
315 Oh Honey, they think the rabbit is too white. 1.5027 0.05092 185 113 51 21
316 Well the bids are up to $42 for the pet rabbit But you are getting $57 for the hat. 1.5026 0.04663 189 109 65 15
317 I'll be impressed when you turn water into wine. 1.5026 0.04711 193 113 63 17
318 Honey--they're watching a TikTok star on the balcony below us. 1.5025 0.04930 199 122 54 23
319 Message on the neighbourhood chat; the new couple below us are having sex on their balcony. 1.5023 0.04839 215 134 54 27
320 Now they want you to make the virus disappear. 1.5000 0.04745 218 135 57 26
321 Only two "Likes" so far. Try pulling a hat out of a rabbit. 1.5000 0.04668 220 135 60 25
322 Depresstidigitator: Noun. One who does magic tricks for depressed audiences trapped in their homes. 1.5000 0.04819 208 128 56 24
323 One second Mom, he's just fixing his hare. 1.5000 0.05101 168 107 41 20
324 For your next trick, see if you can pull a waiter out of that hat. 1.5000 0.04739 204 123 60 21
325 Mostly disappointment after yesterday's rhinoceros. 1.5000 0.05112 200 127 46 27
326 -That's definitively NOT the magic that is missing from our marriage, Harvey... 1.5000 0.05185 186 116 47 23
327 You've gotten 2 likes, and 5 distress calls to PETA. 1.4976 0.04506 209 123 68 18
328 Gary, look! One of our neighbors is live-streaming some dolt doing magic on a balcony. 1.4976 0.04897 209 131 52 26
329 Jerry always dreamed of performing before a captive crowd. 1.4975 0.04555 199 116 67 16
330 So far, it's five 'bravo', forty 'now make COVID disappear', and one 'free the bunny' 1.4973 0.05219 187 118 45 24
331 And now...the Great Balconi ! 1.4973 0.04769 183 107 61 15
332 This is your idea of a magic evening? 1.4973 0.04954 183 110 55 18
333 Honey, a commenter just said you're holding the rabbit wrong. 1.4947 0.03358 190 123 54 13
334 Sensing that the time had come to strike a palpable blow for authenticity, Mr. Cottontail – at long last – ardently loosened his bowels. 1.4943 0.05203 174 107 48 19
335 Which way do I swipe to make this date disappear? 1.4937 0.05293 158 95 48 15
336 This is getting way more likes than your tap dancing. 1.4930 0.04828 213 134 53 26
337 i had no idea people were this desperate for entertainment 1.4928 0.04656 209 132 53 24
338 So far, it's about 72% voting to drop the rabbit. 1.4917 0.04806 181 107 59 15
339 Your wife wants to know if you're up to your old tricks? 1.4916 0.04645 179 103 64 12
340 OK. Votes are in... twelve neighbors say ‘back in the hat’, one says ‘over the edge’ 1.4915 0.05200 177 110 47 20
341 The real magic, of course, was everyone looking away from the phone in unison. 1.4913 0.05028 173 104 53 16
342 Here's a simple one--just roast at 375 for one hour. 1.4907 0.04617 216 135 57 24
343 2,300 Likes and one nasty note from PETA. 1.4903 0.04603 206 124 63 19
344 Oops,your followers on social media are very disappointed: You mistakenly typed you were going to pull a "Rabbi out of a hat". 1.4896 0.05221 192 124 42 26
345 It,s PETA. It,s for you. 1.4892 0.04896 186 113 55 18
346 Nice, but now try to make the pandemic disappear. 1.4882 0.05091 170 103 51 16
347 For my next act, I will push a rabbit into my hat. 1.4878 0.05366 164 102 44 18
348 After a dozen magic books, ten cases of wine, three rabbits, and a year in isolation...look what Bob can do! 1.4878 0.05225 164 100 48 16
349 The Great Quarantini 1.4873 0.05368 158 97 45 16
350 Yes, he'll be here all pandemic. 1.4873 0.04753 197 120 58 19
351 They want you to make Covid disappear. 1.4869 0.05242 191 124 41 26
352 And then I had like twenty other friends who had literally never heard of a gender reveal. 1.4857 0.04920 175 105 55 15
353 When we know it's time to reopen the theaters... 1.4850 0.05226 167 103 47 17
354 Quarantine brought Joe's magic to new heights 1.4847 0.05319 163 101 45 17
355 Wait do it again I was texting 1.4842 0.04821 190 116 56 18
356 You got 37 likes and someone from PETA is going to sue. 1.4840 0.05030 188 118 49 21
357 Jim in 3B wants you to cut me in half. 1.4835 0.04786 182 109 58 15
358 They want to knw when you are going to saw me in half. 1.4828 0.05265 174 110 44 20
359 The vote is now 13 to 4 for freeing the rabbit. 1.4821 0.04921 168 108 43 17
360 I told you this would be a magical first date. 1.4819 0.05107 166 101 50 15
361 One day, like a miracle, it will disappear 1.4815 0.05176 189 122 43 24
362 Texting: at dinner now. Can’t wait for it to be over. There’s no magic between us. 1.4812 0.05168 160 97 49 14
363 Oh, that's what you meant when you said a magical night. 1.4804 0.04841 179 113 50 16
364 The pandemic has clearly lowered the bar for entertainment. 1.4800 0.05051 175 108 50 17
365 With the eyes of the world upon him, Kevin discovers there would be no second date. 1.4797 0.05463 148 91 43 14
366 Not as impressive as last week when she ordered a steak. 1.4795 0.05268 171 108 44 19
367 Seems the SPCA phone lines are jammed. 1.4787 0.04797 188 115 56 17
368 You got fifty likes and an order for two chickens to Apartment 6B. 1.4785 0.05173 163 100 48 15
369 Can you put me back in the hat? I was social distancing. 1.4767 0.05114 172 107 48 17
370 It's a Mr. Lapin on the phone, says his daughter is missing. 1.4765 0.05681 149 95 37 17
371 Next, they want you to put your eyeballs back into their sockets. 1.4762 0.05404 147 90 44 13
372 Ben hated technology and dreamed of a simpler time when a good old fashioned magic trick could win a girl over. Ben never married. 1.4759 0.04815 187 115 55 17
373 You have 23 likes, and the SPCA is in their way. 1.4754 0.04702 183 110 59 14
374 Apparently everyone is caught up on Netflix. 1.4753 0.05341 162 102 43 17
375 #CruelBunnyMan is trending. 1.4746 0.05197 177 113 44 20
376 You want viral? Pull out an Hibachi and make dinner. 1.4746 0.05008 177 110 50 17
377 The woman with the two little kids is calling the ASPCA. 1.4737 0.04876 190 119 52 19
378 Ok, who's rabbit is this? 1.4734 0.05040 169 104 50 15
379 John, people want to know what's up with your eyes. 1.4731 0.05292 167 106 43 18
380 My mother says you better be turning that bunny into an engagement ring pronto. 1.4730 0.05461 148 92 42 14
381 ...and for my next trick. I will make this women put down her phone. 1.4727 0.05198 165 103 46 16
382 Look dear at this picture of a man pulling a rabbit out of hat that has gone viral. 1.4722 0.04947 180 112 51 17
383 They are all texting, "Put it back!" 1.4719 0.05113 178 113 46 19
384 You got over a thousand "Likes" and one, "You cook the rabbit and I'll open another bottle." 1.4716 0.05155 176 112 45 19
385 Oh dear! The Ferguson's in 32B said their rabbit just disappeared! 1.4715 0.04931 193 123 49 21
386 now text Ta-Da to everyone 1.4709 0.05496 172 114 35 23
387 Stop-I will tell you where the eggs are hidden. 1.4709 0.04718 189 116 57 16
388 By a slim majority the vote right now is to let the bunny run free. 1.4706 0.05084 153 92 50 11
389 Twenty likes,seven thumbs down,and one offer to make stew. 1.4706 0.05087 170 106 48 16
390 Put down your phones or the rabbit dies. 1.4702 0.05130 151 91 49 11
391 Apartment 401 said,“They saw it in your sleeve.” but a guy in 505 says, “Well done!” 1.4700 0.04478 200 121 64 15
392 It’s a job offer from Mr Cuomo in 21B. 1.4699 0.04764 183 112 56 15
393 The rabbit, yes, but enjoying a glass of Chardonnay outdoors without a coat... without a mask... is magical! 1.4699 0.05175 166 104 46 16
394 This is the strangest adaptation of “Rear Window” I’ve ever seen. 1.4699 0.04885 166 100 54 12
395 At that moment, a year into the pandemic, Joyce reactivated her tinder account 1.4696 0.05170 181 117 43 21
396 Now they want to see you put the magic back in our relationship. 1.4695 0.05220 164 103 45 16
397 Yes, you're trending - but not in a good way. 1.4691 0.05193 162 101 46 15
398 Maybe after this you'll do your disappearing act. 1.4691 0.04745 194 121 55 18
399 I thought we were hungry, but it turns out we were just starved for attention. 1.4690 0.05541 145 91 40 14
400 Only a virus could make this old trick go viral. 1.4686 0.04780 175 106 56 13
401 Look everybody, another case of bad hat hare. 1.4677 0.05066 186 120 45 21
402 Trust me honey, they're just amazed you put a suit on to work from home 1.4675 0.05311 169 109 41 19
403 They all want to know if the rabbit's been vaccinated. 1.4670 0.04802 197 125 52 20
404 3 thumbs up, 6 votes for throw it over the edge, 12 calls to Animal Liberation, and one vote for fricaseee 1.4667 0.05267 165 105 43 17
405 They’re calling the SPCA! 1.4667 0.05008 180 114 48 18
406 They want you to saw me in half. 1.4667 0.04904 165 100 53 12
407 They’re voting 7 to 3 to not drop the bunny. 1.4667 0.04753 180 110 56 14
408 They're all from PETA and they want you to let the rabbit go or they'll make YOU disappear. 1.4663 0.05314 163 104 42 17
409 Rear Window, in the Time of Covid. 1.4659 0.05339 176 116 38 22
410 Nothing impressed the onlookers more than a hare raising event on the roof. 1.4655 0.04934 174 108 51 15
411 Sheldon refused to be deterred by social distancing to live his dream. 1.4654 0.05186 159 99 46 14
412 The woman in 3B texted, “your husband has been doing this same trick since the Pandemic began; tell him to let the rabbit go.” 1.4650 0.05310 157 99 43 15
413 The PETA guy on the seventh floor says you shouldn't pick it up by the ears. 1.4650 0.05233 157 98 45 14
414 This news report says a new SARS variant is carried by rabbits. 1.4647 0.04426 170 120 32 18
415 Look Honey, some idiot is doing a hat trick in a rooftop bar. 1.4645 0.05280 155 97 44 14
416 You have to watch this! There's a video of some weird man doing magic on the roof of a building 1.4639 0.05173 166 105 45 16
417 This wasn't what I expected when he promised "rooftop magic" 1.4638 0.05360 138 84 44 10
418 Talk about a captive audience! 1.4637 0.04771 179 110 55 14
419 Can't you just post the trick on youtube so I can watch it on my phone? 1.4636 0.05213 151 93 46 12
420 The real trick is how he monetizes this. 1.4636 0.05380 151 95 42 14
421 That rabbit has seen more of our neighbours this year than we have 1.4632 0.05414 136 83 43 10
422 Wrap up your show Harry. The rabbit has to be in the oven in 20 minutes, or the dinner party will be a flop. 1.4629 0.05237 175 114 41 20
423 Oddly, the hat is trending. 1.4620 0.05360 158 101 41 16
424 You're trending away from the possibility of sex tonight. 1.4615 0.05255 156 98 44 14
425 Ok, you have 4 likes and 4 who called the Humane Society. 1.4615 0.04966 182 116 48 18
426 The kid in 5C says "Yow!". The PETA person in 4A says she's going to sue. 1.4611 0.04685 180 110 57 13
427 How did I miss this in your profile? 1.4605 0.05592 152 99 36 17
428 As Harold prepared for the big reveal,Joanne had already swiped left. 1.4603 0.05169 189 126 39 24
429 The lady in 4G says she wants to see what you can do with your wand. 1.4600 0.05235 150 93 45 12
430 Dinner theater has taken on a whole new look during quarantine. 1.4600 0.05486 150 96 39 15
431 They want to know if the rabbit's been vaccinated. 1.4598 0.04932 174 109 50 15
432 Stanley the Ordinary had waited a lifetime for a captive audience. 1.4596 0.05137 161 101 46 14
433 You’re doing great honey just please don’t drop this one, okay? 1.4591 0.05334 159 102 41 16
434 So far, 23 clapping and 4 thumbs down emojis. 1.4586 0.04990 157 96 50 11
435 Yikes, crowdfunding #freetherabbit is going viral. 1.4586 0.05606 157 104 34 19
436 This is what I was talking about- every time I ask a serious question, he puts on a whole show and just pulls something out of his hat. 1.4586 0.04860 181 114 51 16
437 I'm making this chardonnay disappear 1.4583 0.05195 168 108 43 17
438 Cute Vaudeville”, “A refreshing throwback”, but overall they still prefer voyeurism. 1.4583 0.05056 168 106 47 15
439 Honey, look at my phone! There’s a man pulling a rabbit out of a hat on the ledge of a tall building! 1.4581 0.04962 179 114 48 17
440 Calling himself Magic Johnson was misleading. 1.4581 0.05197 155 97 45 13
441 60% say make him disappear, 40% say toss him over the edge. 1.4576 0.05191 177 116 41 20
442 Apparently I’m the only one who paid for a front row seat. 1.4576 0.04805 177 110 53 14
443 It would be more suspenseful if you stepped onto the ledge. 1.4575 0.05485 153 99 38 16
444 That isn’t going to make them forget what else they just saw you pull out, Al. 1.4573 0.05426 164 108 37 19
445 Sorry dear, they're all watching a giant snail destroy the city. 1.4570 0.05294 151 95 43 13
446 Just once, I'd like to see a magician make about 40 pounds disappear. 1.4570 0.05294 151 95 43 13
447 Oops, it wasn’t recording. Can you do it again? 1.4565 0.04802 184 116 52 16
448 ‘Quarantine notes, day 387... husband’s new magic hobby may have plateaued.’ 1.4564 0.05258 149 93 44 12
449 You're trending. But not for the reason you think. 1.4563 0.05382 160 104 39 17
450 John and Mary's relationship seemed hopelessly broken. Then, John pulled a rabbit out of a hat. 1.4561 0.04957 171 110 45 16
451 Someone wants to see you cut me in half. 1.4558 0.05308 147 92 43 12
452 They're texting you to make the virus disappear instead. 1.4556 0.05371 169 112 37 20
453 It doesn’t say here what to do once it’s out. 1.4552 0.04988 145 87 50 8
454 The people are requesting that you make balconies magically appear 1.4552 0.05269 145 90 44 11
455 So it says next you have to wave the wand 1.4552 0.05177 145 89 46 10
456 It took a whole year, but I’m so glad you and Fluffy finally figured out how to work from home. 1.4551 0.05075 167 106 46 15
457 Every day it gets harder to maintain the illusion of control. 1.4545 0.05411 143 90 41 12
458 I don’t care what your followers want, you’re not sawing me in half. 1.4545 0.04783 165 103 50 12
459 Stanley kindly steps in to provide entertainment while his neighborhood's internet is down. 1.4533 0.05232 150 94 44 12
460 Everyone wants to know why you couldn’t have found a happier rabbit. 1.4531 0.05303 128 77 44 7
461 1,261 likes, but PETA and the ASPCA have unfollowed you. 1.4530 0.04793 181 114 52 15
462 You can all post now. That’s all he does. 1.4526 0.05479 137 86 40 11
463 We just received a summons to appear in court on a cruelty to animals charge. Can you make that disappear? 1.4522 0.05147 157 99 45 13
464 Just think, he used to fill 1,000 seat theaters in Las Vegas. 1.4516 0.05030 155 101 40 14
465 The people have spoken: Putting a rabbit into a hat is the dumbest magic trick ever. 1.4512 0.05283 164 107 40 17
466 The neighborhood has voted—make her fly! 1.4511 0.05644 133 87 33 13
467 Amazing! A virus made your magic act go viral. 1.4509 0.05081 173 112 44 17
468 I don't think it's the bunny that's been cooped up too long. 1.4504 0.05857 131 85 33 13
469 You're now trending on PETA. 1.4500 0.05201 140 86 45 9
470 AstraZeneca! 1.4497 0.05340 149 95 41 13
471 You've got 37 likes for the show and 12 for "Please close your blinds when you go to the bathroom!" 1.4490 0.05391 147 94 40 13
472 Tweet storm says your popularity is hanging by a hare. 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
473 It’s embarrassing. The Pecorelli’s in the opposite block sang opera when it was their turn. 1.4487 0.04922 156 96 50 10
474 Easter in New York 1.4487 0.05248 156 100 42 14
475 Hey Houdini, check out this video of a cargo ship stuck in the Suez Canal. 1.4485 0.05328 165 109 38 18
476 They want you to pull out a vaccine instead. 1.4483 0.05315 174 117 36 21
477 OMG... I’m on the worst Match date ever! 1.4483 0.04576 174 106 58 10
478 Tough crowd. You only got three applause emojis. 1.4483 0.04984 145 88 49 8
479 Anybody can pull one out. I'll show you how to get one in. 1.4479 0.04779 163 100 53 10
480 They want you to stop throwing the rabbits over the ledge. 1.4471 0.05900 170 123 18 29
481 For your next trick they all want vaccine appointments. 1.4468 0.05643 141 92 35 14
482 Put me back in, I dropped my cellphone in there. 1.4468 0.04843 188 122 48 18
483 Good news!!..You are finally trending...as#leavethebunnyalone.. 1.4467 0.05396 150 97 39 14
484 Sorry Larry...even with social distancing everyone still saw how you did it. 1.4462 0.04573 186 116 57 13
485 I hope you realize you're not going to get the normal auditorium applause when you turn him into a pigeon. 1.4460 0.03911 139 92 39 8
486 They give you a hare better rating than yesterday, but indicate if you don't improve, they'll watch the man in 12C saw his wife in two. 1.4460 0.05515 139 89 38 12
487 They want to know if the rabbit is free range. 1.4459 0.05452 157 104 36 17
488 17B liked your enthusiasm but felt you’re back to your old tricks. 1.4453 0.05376 137 86 41 10
489 No, it's not your agent, it's the ASPCA 1.4451 0.05062 164 105 45 14
490 Hero Maitre d' saves suicidal rabbit! 1.4444 0.05584 126 79 38 9
491 Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. 1.4444 0.05727 135 91 30 14
492 The lady in 5B wants you to do it again, but slower. 1.4444 0.05807 126 81 34 11
493 ...and this one is for all the first responders...ta da! 1.4436 0.05274 133 82 43 8
494 Honey,come look at this video on Facebook! This man is pulling a rabbit out of a hat! 1.4436 0.05588 133 85 37 11
495 Everyone is amazed...that a magician could afford a rooftop apartment. 1.4435 0.05760 124 79 35 10
496 I love a captive audience 1.4430 0.04892 149 91 50 8
497 It's trending as "nude bunny". 1.4426 0.05588 122 76 38 8
498 He is really going to have to pull something out of the hat to save this date 1.4426 0.05826 122 78 34 10
499 612 texted: 'wow', 520 texted: 'RLM (rabbit lives matter)', and 706 sent: 'PITA is on the way' 1.4423 0.05399 156 103 37 16
500 They loved the rabbit... You, not so much. 1.4423 0.04918 156 97 49 10
501 They're now requesting a levitation. 1.4420 0.05041 138 84 47 7
502 18B wants to know if you can make it Lapin a La Cocotte 1.4419 0.04823 172 109 50 13
503 Apparently some psycho is about to toss a rabbit off a roof. 1.4417 0.05893 120 79 30 11
504 Everyone is surprised except the rabbit 1.4414 0.05696 145 97 32 16
505 Penn and Teller say they know how you did it. So does everyone else on the block. 1.4412 0.05003 170 110 45 15
506 Sis, I can't marry him. Wherever we go he has to have an audience. 1.4412 0.05694 136 89 34 13
507 They are really loving it, but how do you plan to pass the hat? 1.4410 0.05201 161 105 41 15
508 It’s true, your father is finally being appreciated for his talent. 1.4407 0.05586 118 73 38 7
509 Mr. Big Deal Magician, they're all texting one another that your fly is open! 1.4406 0.05581 143 94 35 14
510 Weird. #YourFlyIsOpen just started trending. 1.4403 0.05543 159 108 32 19
511 Your fly is open all over social media. 1.4400 0.05136 150 95 44 11
512 Waiter there's a hare in my soup. 1.4400 0.05391 150 98 38 14
513 Mom. This is the last time you set me up on a blind date. Thx. 1.4397 0.05638 141 93 34 14
514 The neighbors are amazed at the sight of a couple dining together. 1.4395 0.04810 157 97 51 9
515 He insisted on doing it in person, but I told him nobody will believe it if it’s not on-line. 1.4394 0.06013 132 89 28 15
516 Someone's calling to ask if you could disappear. 1.4386 0.04911 171 110 47 14
517 It was unclear to Margaret if Tom knew he was performing to the dining room mural, but he seemed happy regardless. 1.4383 0.05322 162 108 37 17
518 And I just made a bottle of wine disappear! 1.4380 0.05737 121 77 35 9
519 Quarantine block party 2020 = 2021 1.4380 0.05469 137 88 38 11
520 New Yorkers desperate for in-person entertainment. 1.4375 0.03919 176 116 49 11
521 Those rabbit ears really do improve the WiFi signal. 1.4375 0.05373 144 93 39 12
522 Bidding is going crazy, there's quite a following on the food network! 1.4375 0.05373 144 93 39 12
523 This performance better be worth the stimulus check that you spent on it. 1.4371 0.05445 151 100 36 15
524 Bob used the talent God gave him to help the neighbours get through the lockdown. 1.4370 0.04154 135 90 37 8
525 Sure, he can pull a rabbit out of a hat, but can he re-fold a road map? 1.4370 0.05321 135 85 41 9
526 Your 'adoring fans' want you to stop, so they can focus on the newlyweds one floor down. 1.4370 0.05525 135 87 37 11
527 Honey look! You're already a PETA meme. 1.4370 0.05802 119 76 34 9
528 At last, a captive audience! 1.4366 0.05695 142 95 32 15
529 I guess I don't actually miss dating. 1.4359 0.05743 117 74 35 8
530 I Googled 'Rooftop Rabbit Hat Magician Guy,' and you came right up. 1.4359 0.06353 117 79 25 13
531 Congratulations - you're now the most-retweeted balcony magician in Tribeca this week, honey! 1.4354 0.05381 147 96 38 13
532 So what do you expect from Dinner Theater in the age of Covid. 1.4351 0.05745 131 86 33 12
533 Nice try Fred, but they still want me to take my top off. 1.4351 0.05536 131 84 37 10
534 Now that you have their attention, I want to catch their faces when you drop the stuffed rabbit. 1.4351 0.04736 131 92 27 12
535 Finally, Kathy, a captive audience. 1.4348 0.05271 161 107 38 16
536 If the bunny looks left, we have 6 weeks left of Quarantine. 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
537 Five hearts, four thumbs-ups, and the one with crossed eyes. 1.4342 0.05417 152 101 36 15
538 Ted was grateful for the captive audience. The rabbit was grateful not to be dinner. 1.4342 0.04821 152 94 50 8
539 The true "hat trick" is 1. dining at a restaurant 2. with another person 3. while wearing pants. 1.4341 0.05807 129 85 32 12
540 It seems their bar for being "Amazed" has been raised by the quarantine. 1.4340 0.04766 159 99 51 9
541 Harry still preferred rabbit ears over 5G. 1.4338 0.05969 136 93 27 16
542 12A on the eighth floor wants his hat back. 1.4337 0.04710 166 107 48 11
543 Y'know this would go viral if you could pull the hat out of the rabbit. 1.4336 0.05834 143 98 28 17
544 Congratulations Dear - you've finally made good on one of your campaign promises..." 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
545 Could you do it again? I was in selfie mode. 1.4335 0.04936 173 113 45 15
546 For your next trick, how about some dinner? 1.4331 0.05430 127 80 39 8
547 I'd be more impressed if he pulled his wallet out of his pocket. 1.4331 0.06183 127 87 25 15
548 You’re losing them Sebastian; another three requests to saw me in half and two more for sword swallowing! 1.4329 0.05271 164 110 37 17
549 Honey, come sit down and watch this magician! 1.4328 0.06127 134 93 24 17
550 The guy in 4C wants his hat back. 1.4326 0.05449 141 92 37 12
551 You're trending on rebbit. 1.4324 0.05352 148 97 38 13
552 Says here that the latest variant is spread primarily through rabbits. 1.4322 0.05832 118 76 33 9
553 And the winner of the rabbit stew is the couple in apartment 19C 1.4320 0.04520 125 84 34 7
554 They're all texting that they liked the cellist better! 1.4318 0.05398 132 84 39 9
555 Merideth from 6A across the street just texted - your fly is down. 1.4315 0.05316 146 95 39 12
556 You can stop now: Enough of your Followers have sent money for our dinner 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
557 Oh look! Someone is live streaming a guy pulling a rabbit out of a hat! 1.4312 0.05217 160 106 39 15
558 They're all saying "Jump! Jump!" 1.4310 0.05047 174 116 41 17
559 Bob the Bunny is a member of Local 738 Magician assistants union, is earning a living wage and will not be injured in this PETA approved act" 1.4306 0.05182 144 92 42 10
560 It says "4A kids want to know how you taught it to twerk." 1.4305 0.04929 151 98 44 9
561 It doesn't take much to entertain people these days. 1.4297 0.05165 128 79 43 6
562 You've got 9 likes and 1 recipe. 1.4295 0.05574 149 101 32 16
563 Can I get back in the hat? The isolation has made me agoraphobic. 1.4286 0.05001 161 107 40 14
564 The Covid sequel to "Rear Window" 1.4286 0.06008 126 85 28 13
565 And that concludes the show! For the dinner part of the evening, I will require an ordinary frying pan. 1.4286 0.05287 147 96 39 12
566 Watching this on my phone makes me feel like I'm there 1.4286 0.05793 126 83 32 11
567 Feedback’s good, but it’s mostly about our outdoor furniture 1.4286 0.05473 140 92 36 12
568 Look! Even though he wears a hat, he still hasn't lost his hare! 1.4275 0.05131 138 87 43 8
569 The Russian judge only gave you a 5.6. 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
570 You're lucky people are starved for live entertainment. 1.4275 0.05422 131 84 38 9
571 It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear. 1.4274 0.06185 124 85 25 14
572 The Toussaints across the street want to know if you'll sell the lapin after the show and they invited us to dinner if so. 1.4274 0.05858 124 82 31 11
573 The landlord says: Check your Lease; ‘No Pets’!!!! 1.4274 0.05605 117 74 36 7
574 Kiara in 11C asks if you could make her pandemic boyfriend disappear. 1.4268 0.05437 157 107 33 17
575 Let me know when you have a vaccine up your sleeve. 1.4262 0.05693 122 79 34 9
576 ...and now ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick can I have a volunteer from the audience? 1.4262 0.05449 122 77 38 7
577 Now what are you going to do with him? 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
578 The neighbors are not going to like the next step in your Father's "Magic Hasenpfeffer" recipe... 1.4255 0.05253 141 91 40 10
579 These home-cooking shows have taken a dark turn 1.4255 0.05253 141 91 40 10
580 It's tough to work from home in his line of work. 1.4254 0.05336 134 86 39 9
581 He turned fifty last year. It was either magic or a sports car. 1.4250 0.06224 120 82 25 13
582 No mask, back in the hat you go. 1.4248 0.05462 153 104 33 16
583 You are such a show off! Anybody can pull a rabbit out of a hat if one is in there. 1.4248 0.06261 113 76 26 11
584 Brenda, in 4G, is requesting you rotate 90 degrees so her kids get a better view. 1.4240 0.05595 125 81 35 9
585 The whole evening’s been magical 1.4238 0.05098 151 98 42 11
586 Check out this video of a guy pulling a rabbit out of a hat. 1.4234 0.05941 111 72 31 8
587 How about making the subway run on time 1.4228 0.05291 123 77 40 6
588 I remember when the rabbit was black. Brooklyn’s changed. 1.4228 0.06110 123 84 26 13
589 And for his next trick, he will pull the rabbit out of quarantine 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
590 Alright. That's nine texts threatening to call the ASPCA. 1.4222 0.05094 135 85 43 7
591 If you could pull another bottle of wine out of that hat, that would be a real trick. 1.4222 0.05201 135 86 41 8
592 Lets see, Thumper has 55 votes, Peter 47, Roger 49 and Bugs has 60. The people have voted. His name is Bugs! 1.4222 0.05708 135 91 31 13
593 Honey, I am watching you pull a rabbit out of a hat online! 1.4222 0.05898 135 93 27 15
594 You adjusted the rabbit ears and now everyone’s WiFi is bad. 1.4222 0.05610 135 90 33 12
595 Looks like you're going viral on SPCA.org. 1.4219 0.05613 128 84 34 10
596 Look, they are trying to stop the show with their remote controls. 1.4214 0.05917 140 98 25 17
597 Well you are trending, but people are expressing concern about your ophthalmic issues. 1.4214 0.05176 140 95 33 12
598 Huh! Find a rabbit in your hat and everyone thinks you're a magician!" 1.4211 0.05241 152 101 38 13
599 The consensus is they’d like to see the rabbit kill you. 1.4211 0.05412 133 89 33 11
600 Terrible date. For my next trick,I will disappear 1.4211 0.05769 133 90 30 13
601 Mr. Bunnikins was growing weary of these pop-up events 1.4206 0.05894 126 85 29 12
602 Of course they’re watching. You usually pull out a blonde. 1.4203 0.05225 138 89 40 9
603 The online menu calls the Welsh rabbit a delightful surprise. 1.4203 0.05326 138 90 38 10
604 Ladies,Gentlemen, children of all ages... this is the same genius who had his head stuck in a lion's mouth two weeks ago. 1.4198 0.05359 131 90 30 11
605 That reminds me...I need to make a hair appointment. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
606 The magic has gone from our marriage. Now everyone knows it. 1.4198 0.05304 131 84 39 8
607 If this goes viral, expect a visit from PeTA. 1.4196 0.06035 112 74 29 9
608 It's an old trick for improving reception. 1.4196 0.05196 143 93 40 10
609 I missed it, can you do it again? 1.4194 0.04735 124 86 29 9
610 Red! Yellow! Bitcoin! Guacamole! Safe word! Safe word! 1.4194 0.05503 124 80 36 8
611 We all know how you did it, Steve. 1.4188 0.05461 117 74 37 6
612 So far, you're being sued by PETA, SAG-AFTRA and the Magicians Union. 1.4188 0.06099 117 79 27 11
613 You're at 42 "likes" and one "give me my damn rabbit back." 1.4186 0.05998 129 89 26 14
614 It's your mother, Jim. Fluffy went missing. 1.4186 0.05896 129 88 28 13
615 Message from your ex - 'Now make my alimony appear!' 1.4185 0.04837 184 124 43 17
616 Just a hare to the left, Gene. 1.4183 0.05131 153 101 40 12
617 Venmo $5. No bunnies were injured or insulted in this production. 1.4180 0.05563 122 79 35 8
618 So, 'Not funny', 'Seen before', 'Is it today's special?', I guess they want you to move on. 1.4180 0.05185 122 81 33 8
619 Easy on the ears or I'll bite you in front of everybody! 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
620 And for dinner tonight...... once again it’s a rabbit. 1.4175 0.06097 103 67 29 7
621 After all these years, George finally received the best reception he ever got from an audience. 1.4174 0.05590 115 78 28 9
622 If Netflix comes back, my career is over... 1.4173 0.05527 127 83 35 9
623 Just once, can you leave the poor rabbit at home on our date night? 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
624 When other connections fail, go for the rabbit ears. 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
625 'Well, you got their attention, including the Animal Welfare Society.' 1.4167 0.05488 132 87 35 10
626 4B suggests a red-wine braise. 1.4167 0.05353 144 96 36 12
627 One wants a ragout, and someone else wants to see you saw me in half. 1.4167 0.04977 144 92 44 8
628 They're saying that last week they saw a nun pull a habit out of a rat 1.4167 0.05561 120 80 31 9
629 Forget the rabbit! Make our waiter magically appear with our food! 1.4161 0.05348 137 90 37 10
630 Okay, so far, so good. Now for 50 million views, throw it over the edge. 1.4161 0.05735 137 94 29 14
631 You’ve gotten 139 likes on Instagram, 4 positive reviews on Yelp, and 2 Tinder date requests...oh wait, that’s me. 1.4160 0.05469 125 81 36 8
632 They just sent a picture from their cameras to show you in action before they send it to PETA. 1.4159 0.04824 113 72 37 4
633 Yeah, Marge, he gets great reviews, but honestly, collecting admission has been a real problem. 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
634 Next time check the hat before we leave for dinner. 1.4155 0.05311 142 94 37 11
635 This open-hare theater is getting a bit old hat. 1.4153 0.06057 118 80 27 11
636 Next, watch as I make my marriage disappear! 1.4146 0.05647 123 81 33 9
637 You have eleven likes already. 1.4144 0.05647 111 71 34 6
638 Looks like the rabbit tweeted something homophobic in 2011. 1.4138 0.06007 116 78 28 10
639 apt 7c wants its rabbit back 1.4138 0.06131 116 79 26 11
640 The day after all shows on Netflix had been watched 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
641 For some, working from home has been a hare-raising experience. 1.4135 0.05661 133 90 31 12
642 After all these years, the magic is still there. 1.4135 0.05133 133 85 41 7
643 And now for the big Zoom reveal... I’m NOT pregnant! 1.4135 0.05350 133 87 37 9
644 For my next trick, I will find a waiter 1.4133 0.05197 150 100 38 12
645 6D has a request: sit down and eat. 1.4132 0.05400 121 80 33 8
646 With this many likes, I wouldn't quit your day job. 1.4132 0.05463 121 78 36 7
647 You've got seven 'likes' and two 'WTF's. 1.4130 0.05513 138 93 33 12
648 Not bad! You were trending for three seconds until Grumpy cat fell off the couch. 1.4129 0.05079 155 108 32 15
649 Woman at table: "This is gonna be the worst dinner date yet." Rabbit: "Sorry babe. When I asked you out, I did not know it was a work night." 1.4128 0.06545 109 76 21 12
650 Most of the comments are about adopting the rabbit. 1.4123 0.05546 114 73 35 6
651 They want me to saw you in two. 1.4123 0.05546 114 73 35 6
652 The rabbit is trending but you're still not. 1.4118 0.05039 153 101 41 11
653 The chef is yelling that someone stole his rabbit. 1.4118 0.05586 119 80 30 9
654 They’ll lose interest once the Internet is back. 1.4118 0.05897 119 80 29 10
655 You got a second 'like'" 1.4114 0.04762 158 102 47 9
656 We have 7 thumb's up for the magic and 6 recipe's for rabbit stew! 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
657 This one says your show is like Rear Window without the suspense. 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
658 Guy in 13A wants his medium rare. 1.4107 0.06156 112 76 26 10
659 Yes, dear, they are all using the "clap app". 1.4103 0.06088 117 80 26 11
660 They thought you said Playboy Bunny! 1.4103 0.05714 117 77 32 8
661 Oh honey, this is SO much better than your Elephant in the Room. 1.4103 0.05841 117 78 30 9
662 The lady in 5B wants to know the rabbit's name. 1.4103 0.05841 117 78 30 9
663 The Rabbit is a fan-favorite. The Magician, they're not so sure about. 1.4100 0.06046 100 67 26 7
664 Views are surging since you held it over the edge. 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
665 No, what's amazing is that we got the only table at the only rooftop restaurant in Manhattan that's still open 1.4094 0.05403 127 83 36 8
666 If I'm not out in 5 minutes, tag PETA. 1.4083 0.05736 120 80 31 9
667 They want to know if that’s what’s for dinner and what’s a good wine pairing. 1.4083 0.05487 120 78 35 7
668 The Smith’s on the 20th floor want you to hold it up a little higher 1.4083 0.05158 120 83 28 9
669 My phone must be in here somewhere 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
670 COVID was a godsend to Jerry, who was not great at close up magic. 1.4082 0.06460 98 66 24 8
671 Onlookers stared as, drunk and confused, Harry realized he was not holding his keys and this was not his apartment. 1.4074 0.06176 108 73 26 9
672 The real trick is making him think I care. 1.4071 0.05450 140 95 33 12
673 ..on Twitter they want to know how you did it, on Parler they have a theory.. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
674 You have 100 likes - and 1000 comments were censored! 1.4068 0.04296 118 83 28 7
675 Chezza22 says can you move to the left a bit - she wants to see what I’m drinking. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
676 Guess I'm not the only one who's tired of Netflix. 1.4068 0.05414 118 76 36 6
677 Nobody's ever seen a magician put a rabbit into a hat before. 1.4062 0.05703 128 87 30 11
678 Still haven't figured out how to conjure this month's rent though have we, David? 1.4062 0.05539 128 88 29 11
679 On facetime: "Hi love, I am just enjoying my evening watching Charles pull the rabbit out of the hat for the neighbors again. You?" 1.4060 0.04718 133 90 35 8
680 Darling, everyone is posting the same thing : 'You're blocking our view of the fireworks!' 1.4057 0.05809 106 69 31 6
681 he says if you can turn it into a chicken he'll send you his recipe for coq au vin 1.4054 0.06054 111 75 27 9
682 Your one and three o’clock’s are canceled and PETA Rabbit is trending. 1.4054 0.05778 111 73 31 7
683 Keep it up honey—you got 47 likes and $231 on the GoFundMe page for magicians out of work during the pandemic! 1.4054 0.05918 111 74 29 8
684 Oh wow look at Instagram honey, there’s a livestream going of a man doing a rooftop magic show 1.4054 0.05180 111 69 39 3
685 You're trending on social media. Free the rabbit and sing some songs. 1.4052 0.06120 116 80 25 11
686 For your next trick they want to see you make yourself disappear. 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
687 Stop playing with your food, darling. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
688 It's annoying that we can't switch off gallery view in real life 1.4044 0.05461 136 92 33 11
689 A captive captivated audience 1.4044 0.05258 136 90 37 9
690 ...and this, ladies and gentlemen, is the true magic of Easter. 1.4044 0.05461 136 92 33 11
691 You’ve got a dozen likes, but the rabbit is trending. 1.4040 0.04621 151 96 49 6
692 It’s for you...the ASPCA 1.4038 0.05880 104 68 30 6
693 Next they'd like you to pull out a roll of toilet paper. 1.4038 0.06037 104 69 28 7
694 "NOW you see me!" 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
695 Kids, I wanted to FaceTime so you can witness your father’s first and last magic show....yes, that’s wine and I don’t care it’s 11am. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
696 You're getting 215 hand claps and five eye rolls. 1.4032 0.05238 124 80 38 6
697 Now, make it disappear! 1.4032 0.05600 124 83 32 9
698 It seems we're trending with our fertility reveal party. 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
699 Oh hell, it's PETA. 1.4031 0.05980 129 91 24 14
700 Hey honey, some idiot is up on his roof pulling a rabbit out of his hat! 1.4021 0.06498 97 66 23 8
701 Now, watch him carefully, everybody. He lowers the rabbit again and it comes out...cooked and ready to eat. 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
702 Pull a vaccine out of your hat and they might be impressed 1.4020 0.06574 102 71 21 10
703 It's been so long they find even you interesting. 1.4018 0.05737 112 74 31 7
704 Yes Mom, he's up to his old tricks again! 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
705 The entire neighborhood, though quarantined in their homes, shared a hare raising experience. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
706 Do it again we were on mute 1.4017 0.05702 117 78 31 8
707 Hey, they're doing a caption contest about us! 1.4016 0.05541 122 83 30 9
708 PETA is shutting down your Twitter account. 1.4015 0.05028 132 85 41 6
709 They’re saying they will give you an extra star if you can also make Cuomo disappear. 1.4014 0.05480 142 98 31 13
710 Put it back before you make a fool of yourself 1.4000 0.05496 115 75 34 6
711 They opened up off, off ,off Broadway 1.4000 0.04915 150 99 42 9
712 Oink, oink. OOPS! 1.4000 0.05601 120 80 32 8
713 4B only gave you 2 stars. Try again! 1.4000 0.05355 115 74 36 5
714 It’s getting harder and harder to read the room. 1.4000 0.06592 95 65 22 8
715 The parents are texting for something more original, the kids think you should jump off the balcony. 1.4000 0.05725 120 81 30 9
716 Your total is five 'like', three 'Lol ', four 'LMAO', two 'Heart' emojis, one 'Click here to earn $500 a day at home!', and a gif of a guy eating spaghetti. 1.4000 0.05846 120 82 28 10
717 You must be doing something wrong because the instructions say that they should be applauding by now. 1.4000 0.05678 105 68 32 5
718 You have 63 “likes” and one “drop it over the edge.” 1.4000 0.04540 155 111 31 13
719 Honey, if you keep pulling the rabbit in and out of the hat, the purpose of the trick is ruined. 1.4000 0.05947 110 74 28 8
720 The crowd is spellbound by the obvious. 1.4000 0.05767 115 77 30 8
721 We have reached the lowest level possible in entertainment 1.4000 0.05475 120 79 34 7
722 Don't disappear the rabbit until we hit at least twenty-five windows. 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
723 Maybe they're applauding on the inside. 1.4000 0.05840 130 91 26 13
724 For my next trick, Hassenfeffer. 1.4000 0.05725 120 81 30 9
725 They're all asking where we got vaccinated. 1.3986 0.05265 143 97 35 11
726 Honey, the first anniversary is paper, not 'magic show.' 1.3986 0.05198 138 92 37 9
727 Well, it took a pandemic and a lockdown to finally get someone to pay attention to your rabbit out of the hat trick. 1.3984 0.05243 128 84 37 7
728 This still feels like Zoom. 1.3984 0.05129 123 79 39 5
729 George's tactics to wean his wife from her phone worked marvelously on the neighbors. 1.3982 0.05557 113 74 33 6
730 You have six Wows, two Likes and one Ha-ha." 1.3981 0.06223 103 70 25 8
731 For my next trick, I’ll reveal how we scored an apartment with a rooftop terrace. 1.3980 0.06279 98 66 25 7
732 Half of them think it's a great trick, and the other half are going to call the S.P.C.A 1.3973 0.05187 146 99 36 11
733 They’re all sending clapping emojis. 1.3968 0.05295 126 83 36 7
734 Having left his A game at home, Ted falls back on old tricks 1.3968 0.05530 126 85 32 9
735 Only 9 likes. Tomorrow, let's do Central Park Tower. 1.3968 0.05295 126 83 36 7
736 Roof rabbit is trending. Can we eat now? 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
737 Ok, that’s 10.000 likes. Time to put it in the oven, I’m starving. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
738 You were right, Mom -- when he said that our marriage would be magic, I took it the wrong way. 1.3962 0.06096 106 72 26 8
739 Any chance you can pull out our dinner next? 1.3961 0.04735 154 101 45 8
740 It’s working sweetie—I’ve got four bars. 1.3956 0.06967 91 64 18 9
741 Audrey in 7B across the street gives you 4 stars and asks if the rabbit is available to babysit tomorrow. 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
742 Note to self: if this evening goes as I hope, be sure to close the drapes. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
743 Now they want you to make their window shades reappear. 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
744 I've never been into table-side food preparation. 1.3945 0.05684 109 72 31 6
745 The Feinstein's want to know why you would put a rabbit in your hat.> 1.3944 0.05189 142 96 36 10
746 Eleven likes and four hearts but I'm still not letting you saw me in half. 1.3942 0.06021 104 70 27 7
747 Ya know, Josh the Magnificent just sawed his wife in half a few blocks over. 1.3942 0.05113 137 91 38 8
748 Put it back. You’re making a scene. 1.3939 0.05458 132 90 32 10
749 So far it's four "likes," eight "call PETA's," and 63 "who's the idiot?" 1.3939 0.04900 132 85 42 5
750 Hmm, looks like the rabbit's Instagram page is getting all the likes. 1.3937 0.05142 127 83 38 6
751 That was interesting. Can you get a vaccination appointment next? 1.3934 0.06110 122 87 22 13
752 You have 17 likes and one request for a birthday party. Let's eat. 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
753 Thank heaven. It was a skunk last week. 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
754 Oh honey, it's your first captive audience! 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
755 You’d think nobody had ever seen a naked bunny. 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
756 So far, you have one ‘like’ and two hare-raising comments. 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
757 mmmhhmmm yes, now it's my turn. For my trick I'm going to make myself disappear from this blind date. " 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
758 Nope. Even at a distance your act still pretty much sucks. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
759 Uh oh, you just got a cease and desist message from PETA. 1.3929 0.05508 112 76 29 7
760 Whenever we have rabbit for dinner do you always have to make it a show? 1.3926 0.05053 135 89 39 7
761 And now, for my next trick, I will attempt to unmute myself on Zoom. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
762 Honey, no, I want the Duck L'Orange. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
763 Looks like the lady in 2B is undressing in front of the window again. 1.3925 0.05751 107 71 30 6
764 You're up to nine people live streaming this! 1.3925 0.05751 107 71 30 6
765 Twitter is asking that you to put the rabbit down gently and walk away from the ledge. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
766 Steve is just seconds away from making his date disappear. 1.3922 0.05937 102 68 28 6
767 Comments are from animal lovers. They insist you vanish instead of Bunny. 1.3922 0.05149 102 71 25 6
768 Audience guarantees a 5-star rating if YOU disappear. 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
769 I wonder what this means, lots of hook emojis. 1.3918 0.05963 97 64 28 5
770 Moments before Harold the Great’s date did her own Houdini act. 1.3918 0.05963 97 64 28 5
771 Don't drop it yet -- everybody's watching. 1.3917 0.04777 120 82 32 6
772 Dinner and a show with a few of our closest friends. Ta - da!! 1.3917 0.05588 120 81 31 8
773 Uh-oh. Magician Captures Easter Bunny is a trending topic. 1.3913 0.05341 115 80 27 8
774 The neighbors are watching. 1.3910 0.05211 133 89 36 8
775 And for my final trick, I will put a rabbit into a hat. 1.3910 0.04987 133 92 32 9
776 With all the neighborhood watching Tricia finally forced her husband to confront the fact that his life had become a mere cliché. 1.3909 0.06340 110 78 21 11
777 Sure, they love you now—they don’t know what’s for dinner. 1.3906 0.05681 128 89 28 11
778 You finally have your audience captivated, Harold. 1.3906 0.05681 128 89 28 11
779 Thank you! I’ll be here all year. 1.3906 0.05681 128 89 28 11
780 I'm so grateful you didn't go to the dark-side, Marvin. 1.3905 0.04488 105 75 24 6
781 Hey look! You are trending on @ASPCA. 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
782 With 2 likes and 5 posts to the ASPCA on this rabbit trick, maybe you should skip the one where you cut me in half. 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
783 We take farm to table literally here at Chez Louis 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
784 The best bid so far is $200.00, plus a recipe. 1.3894 0.05249 113 73 36 4
785 His card trick, however, would not go over so well. 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
786 They're live streaming to the ASPCA. 1.3894 0.05542 113 75 32 6
787 Now Mrs. Birnbaum in 5B wants you to saw me in half. 1.3889 0.05401 126 85 33 8
788 Watch how he makes himself disappear when the bill comes. 1.3889 0.05556 108 76 24 8
789 Someone wants to hire you for the next lockdown. 1.3884 0.05297 121 80 35 6
790 It's from 314 "enough with the rabbits" 1.3884 0.05297 121 80 35 6
791 Seventy-six likes...wait...four just magically disappeared. 1.3883 0.06206 103 71 24 8
792 Even after quarantining people still hate that trick. 1.3881 0.05180 134 90 36 8
793 The PETA woman on the lower left is saying DO NOT hold the bunny but the ears. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
794 You do realize that you're on a Zoom conference with the Humane Society? 1.3876 0.05426 129 88 32 9
795 It's the SPCA and they're hopping mad 1.3876 0.05426 129 88 32 9
796 If I hadn't seen this with my own phone, I'd never believe it. 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
797 I ordered pheasant under glass, not rabbit out of hat. 1.3871 0.05727 93 60 30 3
798 At least it's better than Zoom. 1.3871 0.05727 93 60 30 3
799 What a great turn out. 1.3871 0.04819 124 79 42 3
800 They are not impressed that you can put a rabbit in the hat. 1.3871 0.05918 124 88 24 12
801 Already 200 likes for our Gender Reveal 1.3871 0.05692 124 86 28 10
802 I swear it said a hair appointment! 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
803 Honey, put the rabbit back in the hat. He's not out of quarantine yet. 1.3868 0.05457 106 69 33 4
804 Where’s his mask 1.3868 0.05930 106 72 27 7
805 Apparently no one likes your magic that's just the best place for phone signal 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
806 I asked you to get the WAITER’S attention.. 1.3860 0.06041 114 80 24 10
807 For my first act... the appetizer! 1.3860 0.05503 114 76 32 6
808 The kids in 4C were hoping for a rhinoceros. 1.3858 0.04879 127 82 41 4
809 Darling, this certainly puts a new twist on 'Neighborhood Watch' . 1.3854 0.05806 96 63 29 4
810 The lady with the twins says that's a hare, not a rabbit. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
811 Naming the group chat 'Neighborhood Watch' was a little misleading. 1.3854 0.06172 96 65 25 6
812 These pandemic variety hours are becoming so predictable 1.3853 0.05199 109 70 36 3
813 The guy over there on the 4th floor says he with the ASPCA. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
814 If only he could pull his head out of his ass... 1.3852 0.05515 122 83 31 8
815 Q-Anon says it's fake. 1.3846 0.05847 104 70 28 6
816 The real magic is finding a stove pipe hat. 1.3846 0.05128 117 76 37 4
817 The internet says it's CATS who always land on their feet. 1.3846 0.05393 130 89 32 9
818 Next, he's going to saw a woman into two socially-distanced pieces! 1.3840 0.05422 125 85 32 8
819 Look, honey, someone is live-streaming a rooftop magic show through their window and the performer looks just like you! 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
820 Now they know where we get all our take-out food. 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
821 I should have swiped left. 1.3838 0.06689 99 71 18 10
822 At precisely the same moment, everyone within view of the apartment of “Voltimer the Great” realized they no longer had a single thing to look forward to during quarantine. 1.3838 0.06042 99 67 26 6
823 Now, for the hare raising act 1.3837 0.06226 86 57 25 4
824 It just says make him disappear. It doesn't say how. 1.3833 0.05698 120 83 28 9
825 You posted on NextDoor that you'd make a rabbit fly? 1.3833 0.06056 120 86 22 12
826 Sorry dear, still at nine likes. 1.3833 0.05574 120 82 30 8
827 It's your turn to pay, so I hope you'll be pulling a credit card out as your next trick. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
828 Well, he said it would be magical... 1.3830 0.05476 94 60 32 2
829 Sure, Mom, he loves being the star of the neighborhood Happy Hour, but who do you think spends the rest of the day feeding and cleaning up Bunny? 1.3828 0.05448 128 88 31 9
830 This e-mail thinks you'd get a better response if you pulled a hat out of the rabbit. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
831 Google says the rabbit trick is old school magic. Can’t you pull our normal lives out of that hat? 1.3826 0.05998 115 81 24 10
832 You're only trending because they think you're going to saw me in half next. 1.3826 0.05179 115 75 36 4
833 Mr. Jones, my neighbor in apartment 113, I believe I've found your missing hair. 1.3826 0.03169 115 83 28 4
834 Quick, make it it disappear, Jenny says she sees a hawk. 1.3826 0.05604 115 78 30 7
835 Every Easter, same bit. 1.3826 0.05466 115 82 24 9
836 You have twenty seven likes and and one 'Is that a rat?' 1.3824 0.06238 102 71 23 8
837 It says here that hare raising events always draws a crowd 1.3824 0.05752 102 68 29 5
838 HE PEED IN MY HAT!! 1.3821 0.04968 123 80 39 4
839 Maybe Mr. Slight-of-Hand could tear himself away and work some magic to find the waiter app on my phone. 1.3821 0.06056 123 89 21 13
840 Now let's see you pull your wallet out of your pants 1.3814 0.06462 97 68 21 8
841 Where was this guy when we wanted to make Trump and COVID-19 disappear? 1.3810 0.05840 126 90 24 12
842 Now they want you to make the coronavirus disappear. 1.3810 0.05146 126 84 36 6
843 Oh cool! According to Twitter there’s some guy on a rooftop doing amazing magic tricks. 1.3810 0.05268 126 85 34 7
844 Couldn’t pull dinner out of the hat, could you, dear...? 1.3810 0.05730 126 89 26 11
845 Glenn Close in 3C wants to know if she can borrow the rabbit. 1.3806 0.05380 134 93 31 10
846 Magic: the Socially Distanced Livestream Rooftop Gathering. 1.3805 0.04135 113 82 25 6
847 The trick is not bad when you can't hear the boos. 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
848 This is his best trick since convincing forty million people Trump won the election. 1.3804 0.06709 92 65 19 8
849 They all want to know what you have up your sleeve. 1.3802 0.05083 121 82 33 6
850 That's cool, but they say they're really waiting for the tightrope bit. 1.3802 0.05411 121 82 32 7
851 ‘Daring Derek’ went full rogue - openly violating the city’s ban on rooftop magic. 1.3802 0.05720 121 87 23 11
852 Oh, he's just up to his old tricks. 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
853 7B is threatening you with the ASPCA 1.3796 0.05537 108 72 31 5
854 Most of the comments are that they can see how you’re doing it. 1.3796 0.05495 137 97 28 12
855 For your next trick, make this date disappear. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
856 Just 88 more "likes" to beat the latest Grumpy Cat post! 1.3793 0.05289 116 77 34 5
857 Still not as much of an audience as when I do tricks with my rabbit, dear. 1.3793 0.05359 116 80 29 7
858 The mom of the twins across the street just texted asking for their pet rabbit back. 1.3790 0.05069 124 82 37 5
859 OK vote now, press 1 to make the bunny disappear, press 2 to make Harold disappear (...oh please press 2 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
860 Audience distancing 1.3788 0.05327 132 91 32 9
861 It's your mother calling. She wants her rabbit back. 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
862 We're busted, it is a no pet building, after all. 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
863 Neighbors, I play hockey. I wished for a hat trick by my birthday. My husband misunderstood. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
864 The app says you are supposed to pull it out of the hat. 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
865 Bertha wants to know if it's Roger or Bugs? 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
866 Someone in 16D just called the ASPCA. Let's get outa here! 1.3776 0.05526 98 64 31 3
867 This is the last rabbit honey, it better work. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
868 What do you mean getting my eyes off my blasted cell phone is more difficult than pulling a rabbit out of a hat? 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
869 Mr Jones says that looks an awful lot like Woody, his missing Hare. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
870 Percy, come look at this guy sawing a woman in half. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
871 You’re being canceled for holding the rabbit by its ears. 1.3772 0.05487 114 77 31 6
872 Just a hare closer. 1.3770 0.05375 122 83 32 7
873 Geez! Why are they all staring. It's not like it's the Easter Bunny! 1.3769 0.05153 130 88 35 7
874 Hey hon, look at this live stream of this dude doing magic on the roof of some restaurant. 1.3768 0.04623 138 95 36 7
875 You got 26 likes and two charges of rabbit abuse. 1.3768 0.05163 138 95 34 9
876 If he wants tips, I have one: "Go back to Magic School." 1.3763 0.05703 93 61 29 3
877 Is that the same guy who came up with a coronavirus vaccine in under a year? 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
878 I don't make scenes, I create them. 1.3761 0.05013 109 70 37 2
879 Your mother is calling - wants to know the extra pocket is working out in your jacket.” 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
880 You will triple your audience if you pull out a Covid vaccine instead of a rabbit. 1.3761 0.05527 117 80 30 7
881 He started doing this at 7 every night just to remember what getting applause felt like. 1.3761 0.04965 117 83 27 7
882 You're actually blowing up for both #sparethehare and #hatcrossbunny. 1.3761 0.05111 117 77 36 4
883 Frank still can't believe the neighbors enjoy watching him perform magic tricks each night. 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
884 Make sure they can see its coming out of your hat 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
885 You should see him at a Bar Mitzvah, he once pulled a Rabbi out of his hat. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
886 Well, that looks easier than finding a four bedroom colonial in the suburbs... 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
887 Who ordered the rabbit? 1.3750 0.05877 96 67 23 6
888 ...so sad.... wasn't he CEO for a high tech firm before the Pandamic?..... 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
889 You've found the perfect Zoom background for your magic show darling. 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
890 Well at least I learned something new during quarantine, Diane. 1.3741 0.04926 139 94 38 7
891 He's still in investment banking, it's just remote. 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
892 Hey, I found where somebody is livestreaming your act. Maybe I'll watch it later. 1.3740 0.04640 131 90 35 6
893 Amazo, we're only getting dislikes from the PETA Building. 1.3740 0.05085 123 82 36 5
894 I gotta figure out a way to monetize letting this guy pull me out of his hat. 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
895 Let me know when you can pull some dignity out of your hat. 1.3740 0.05340 123 84 32 7
896 Mark, sit down, this is why I want a divorce. 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
897 No one thought Sean Hannity could be changed into something harmless and innocent. 1.3739 0.06232 115 84 19 12
898 All the neighbors watched in horror as they realized Ed had replaced his cell phone with an actual hobby 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
899 Not quite the same as an edgy comedian but in these times it works 1.3738 0.05398 107 71 32 4
900 OK. So how do we monetize this? 1.3738 0.05398 107 71 32 4
901 Oh hon, rabbits are so old hat. 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
902 Honey, look at this -- a photo of a guy abusing a rabbit. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
903 Since he couldn't get his date's attention, he entertained the rest of the neighborhood. 1.3736 0.06182 91 62 24 5
904 According to this, 73 people are currently looking away from their phones to watch you, honey. If that’s not magic, I don’t know what is! 1.3736 0.07101 91 67 14 10
905 Yes, fine. I’ll take it roasted with Brussels sprouts. 1.3731 0.04932 134 90 38 6
906 *texting friend* When he said, "Be prepared for a magical dining experience," this is not AT ALL what I was expecting! 1.3729 0.05489 118 81 30 7
907 The things an opera singer needs to do to survive these days... 1.3729 0.05355 118 80 32 6
908 They loved the rabbit trick, but you're gonna have a problem getting a volunteer from the audience. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
909 Apparently, they're wondering if you can pull a vaccine appointment out of that hat. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
910 They're all threatening to call the ASPCA. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
911 ...I suppose his profile did read "magical personality, good with pets" 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
912 The family in 601 wants their rabbit back immediately! 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
913 A rooftop proposal by a magician in Manhattan went viral today after the young man realized that his rabbit was withholding the engagement ring. 1.3723 0.06762 94 68 17 9
914 You’re going to miss having a captive audience. 1.3721 0.05399 129 90 30 9
915 I miss the old days, when he would try to entertain ME with his tricks!! 1.3721 0.04806 129 85 40 4
916 Waiter, I'm posting this on Yelp. I'm not impressed---I ordered the canard l'orange. 1.3717 0.04980 113 79 30 4
917 How disappointing. We thought you were going to pull a rabbi out of your hat? 1.3717 0.06183 113 82 20 11
918 How does this honor healthcare workers again? 1.3714 0.05104 140 97 34 9
919 It doesn't really matter that we've all seen this before. 1.3714 0.05286 105 69 33 3
920 For the umpteenth time, he is not my husband. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
921 The Aldwiches in 507 say put the rabbit down, or their son Bobby will shoot you. 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
922 Humane Society ? He's doing it again!!! 1.3710 0.05428 124 86 30 8
923 Tell me when to misdirect everybody by sending a group text. 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
924 We're all watching this on Trik Tok. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
925 Don't pull my ears, I know what I am doing. 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
926 Six likes. Seventeen loves. One "Is that a real rabbit." 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
927 Hello, Timmie? Are you enjoying your virtual birthday party? 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
928 Hare Today...... 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
929 For his next trick, he'll convince her he's marriage material. 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
930 Oh he’s definitely playing on a full deck. 1.3696 0.05724 92 61 28 3
931 Relax, the rabbit has had its shots. 1.3696 0.05929 92 62 26 4
932 I'd say 80% like the show, 15% are recording in case you fall, and 5% are PETA. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
933 Nope. Still not trending. They're liking the rabbit though. 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
934 Honey, stop all that attention-seeking and come see how many ‘likes’ my wine picture got!” 1.3692 0.05021 130 88 36 6
935 The real 2020 magic was getting the audience. 1.3689 0.05517 103 69 30 4
936 Okay, so far, so good, but the video doesn’t say what to do now with the rabbit. 1.3689 0.05726 122 87 25 10
937 Someone just texted me that there is someone doing magic tricks on their balcony nearby. Isn't that nice? 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
938 Honey, PETA is on the way. They say they’re getting record complaints. 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
939 It was either this or the 2F neighbor would sing 1.3684 0.06180 95 66 23 6
940 THEY DIDN'T LOOK WHEN I WAS NAKED 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
941 It’s okay, Howard. When it’s viewed on a phone screen it makes it more believable. 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
942 Tomato emoji...tomato emoji...clapping hands...astonished face...mind blown...tomato emoji... 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
943 You're trending, now sit down and let's order. 1.3673 0.05502 98 65 30 3
944 I never got this kind of attention before Covid. 1.3673 0.05405 98 67 27 4
945 The virtual votes are all in. 15 - the bunny is real. 22 - the bunny is a stuffed toy. And 1 - "give me my bunny back" 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
946 You’re trending on Google for 'Rooftop Magic Shows on West 16th street between 8th and 9th'. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
947 Who says the magic has gone out of our relationship. 1.3670 0.05158 109 72 34 3
948 Gender reveal goes horribly wrong 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
949 I think they’ve seen this before. Put me down. I’ve been working on a tap routine. 1.3663 0.04608 101 73 24 4
950 You got a vaccine appointment,too? 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
951 Farm-to-table dining is getting too extreme. 1.3661 0.05381 112 76 31 5
952 The bunny was in the hat the whole time 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
953 We should go back to baking banana bread after this 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
954 It appears you are trending on PETA 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
955 Looks like you got five "OMGs." Three "TA-DAs", and one poop emoji. 1.3656 0.05467 93 61 30 2
956 I get the theatrics,but the neighbors don’t know you’re a chef. 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
957 You got 25 'Likes' and one order for rabbit stew. 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
958 Oui Madam, the plat du jour is very fresh. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
959 Well, he did say the show would be hare-raising. 1.3654 0.05643 104 71 28 5
960 They're waiting for the bunny to jump off the roof before they sent it to Tic Toc 1.3652 0.05288 115 78 32 5
961 68% Vote to toss over the side, 30% to return to the hat and the women in 4d would like to use it for stew. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
962 They all want to know if you can pull a vaccine shot for them out of that hat. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
963 And you said that magic course was a waste of money. Well, look at me now, Brenda! I'm big time. 1.3652 0.05142 115 77 34 4
964 Marvin the Magnificent was arrested later that day on charges of animal cruelty, based on abundant photographic evidence. 1.3651 0.04860 126 86 35 5
965 The guy in apartment 512 texted that he wants his rabbit back...unharmed, or you will pay. 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
966 Yeah, we get. It’s a rabbit. Just like yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that, and... 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
967 Pandemagic 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
968 Emojis indicate mild applause and scattered oohs and aahs! 1.3644 0.05471 118 82 29 7
969 I would let go of my ears if I were you. Your wife just reported you to Animal Rescue League. 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
970 This just in...zero stars from PETA. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
971 A captive audience indeed.” 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
972 It's PETA..., for you.... 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
973 Mrs. Schmit in apartment 201 just called PETA 1.3643 0.05155 129 89 33 7
974 Rabbit, again? 1.3636 0.05438 110 75 30 5
975 All I said is I'm in the mood for Welsh Rarebit . . . 1.3636 0.04785 110 76 30 4
976 It was supposed to be a romantic evening, and then the hare showed up! 1.3636 0.05518 77 49 28 0
977 Fluffy began to reconsider his decision to throw away his accounting career for the glamour of show-biz. 1.3636 0.07079 88 65 14 9
978 Someone says they know how you did it. 1.3630 0.04220 135 99 28 8
979 In a sad twist of pandemic fate, David Copperfield was reduced to rabbits out of hats while Claudia looked on and chortled. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
980 MAN WITH STRANGE HAT CAUGHT ON CAMERA INFLICTING CRUELTY ON RABBIT JUST DAYS BEFORE EASTER Neighbors shocked: “The poor bunny wasn’t hurting anyone, he was just hiding a few colored eggs.” “His poor ears! Why the ears? Why?” 1.3628 0.06166 113 83 19 11
981 Don't worry, Dear, they're just window fans. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
982 The Carsons are so lucky. Blue Man Group lives in the building across from them. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
983 Sorry, can't talk now. We're doing an outdoor Zoom show. 1.3626 0.06724 91 66 17 8
984 There's already a meme comparing you to Michael Jackson dangling his kid off the edge of a balcony. 1.3626 0.05303 91 59 31 1
985 Which one of you YouTube pranksters put a rabbit in my hat? 1.3621 0.05107 116 78 34 4
986 Everybody just wants you to stop. 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
987 They are all PETA members, Ian. 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
988 Nope. Still no bars. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
989 And for my next trip, I am eating out with someone at a restaurant. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
990 Instagrabbit 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
991 Google says if he won't go back in the hat,try giving him a carrot. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
992 Now that you’ve done that, see if you can make a washer & dryer appear in our apartment. 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
993 For the next trick we'll need a volunteer. You there in 442 Park, 18th floor, third window from the left, come up here. 1.3617 0.05829 94 64 26 4
994 Just a second later, Alfred's wish to become a viral hit came true as the rabbit wriggled free and leaped. 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
995 He’s called the delusionist of grandeur. 1.3613 0.04808 119 86 26 7
996 So look. All I want to do is this. I just want to find 11,780 rabbits in my hat, which is one more than we have. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
997 Hare today gone tomorrow 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
998 I’m checking Yelp and Twitter and it’s your weird eyes, not the rabbit-hat stuff 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
999 This is the first time this trick has worked. I'll call you right back 1.3611 0.05002 108 71 35 2
1000 Thank God she didn't order the veal! 1.3608 0.05711 97 66 27 4
1001 No new likes, but your views are rising. 1.3608 0.05711 97 66 27 4
1002 Now it says to saw the rabbit in half ... wait that can't be right. 1.3607 0.05342 122 85 30 7
1003 Imitating the Fed. 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
1004 Nope. They're all super disappointed. It autocorrected where I said you'd pull the rabbit from. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1005 The rabbit’s Go Fund Me site is now up to five heads of lettuce and thirteen carrots! 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
1006 Yo have 25 ooh's, 32 ahh's and 47 How the hell did he do that's 1.3604 0.05622 111 80 23 8
1007 Sawing me in half better not be his next trick. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
1008 The real magic trick is how he got her to say yes to a rooftop dinner. 1.3600 0.05416 100 67 30 3
1009 Never do magic near PETA headquarters 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
1010 And yet, despite his current predicament, Warren couldn’t help but wonder if he’d left the stove on back at the burrow. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1011 That’s easy. Magician Twitter wants to know—can you pull a hat out of a rabbit? 1.3596 0.05231 114 80 28 6
1012 How embarrassing! I was intending to pull a ring out and propose! 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1013 Your mother wants you to stand back from the edge, and your father thinks your delivery needs work." 1.3596 0.05816 89 60 26 3
1014 I don’t know Betty, the magic’s just gone. Even the neighbors agree. 1.3594 0.05051 128 88 34 6
1015 Watch the Incredible Ironico put a rabbit in a hat. 1.3592 0.05748 103 74 22 7
1016 You've got 37 likes and one comment that the Humane Society has been called. 1.3592 0.05494 103 70 29 4
1017 Has anyone lost a rabbit? 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1018 They all want a copy of the recipe you're going to use. 1.3592 0.05318 103 69 31 3
1019 Jimmy Stewart has still got binoculars on you. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
1020 Pan fried in wine and garlic sauce is trending, Carl." 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1021 OK, 60% "Ooh", 38% "Ahh", and 2% "Other". 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1022 Silly rabbit, tricks are for vids. 1.3592 0.05318 103 71 28 4
1023 So, according to this, you place the rabbit In the hat! 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1024 Outdoor dining was never so much fun. 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
1025 Being a magician on Trick Tok meant looking good all the time -never a hare out of place 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1026 Yes, yes, your captive audience loves you dear... 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
1027 That’s so old hat! 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
1028 The woman in 8E with the cooking show is still getting more likes. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1029 They want to know where your beautiful assistant is. 1.3585 0.05049 106 70 34 2
1030 Hare-ee Houdini. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1031 Now pull the otter out of your trousers. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1032 The restaurant reviewer did say that new rooftop cafe was magical. 1.3579 0.05378 95 63 30 2
1033 Clapping for healthcare workers is so 2020, Judith. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1034 They’re about to be even more impressed. I found instructions for skinning and cooking it. 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
1035 Bad timing, dear. Meghan Markle just went into labor. 1.3578 0.05298 109 74 31 4
1036 They say they preferred the opera singing guy. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
1037 The rabbit on my phone is cuter. 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
1038 Am I not enough, or must you always have an audience? 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
1039 Karen: How's the date? Amy: After dinner I'm going to make him disappear. 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
1040 Honey, your gluttony for admiration is showing. 1.3571 0.05360 112 77 30 5
1041 I'm getting mostly clap emojis and the occasional fried shrimp. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1042 Reginald was often seen pulling out his hare in public. 1.3571 0.05664 98 67 27 4
1043 People are more bored than I thought." 1.3571 0.05525 84 55 28 1
1044 For my next trick, I'm going to make all of my Amazon packages disappear 1.3571 0.04166 98 76 18 4
1045 They really want to see you make the virus disappear. 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
1046 Can you pull 2020 back out again? 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1047 Hey, look at this guy's weird head and hare. 1.3563 0.05890 87 61 22 4
1048 Yup, we definitely got better reception with the coathanger 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1049 The smell isn't greasepaint and the roar isn't the crowd, but it's better than nothing. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
1050 By the saving Grace of Covid, the Amazing Randy's career was reborn. 1.3563 0.06737 87 63 17 7
1051 Bill's rooftop non-binary version of "Fatal Attraction" was a hit. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
1052 It says here he was just offered a job as Trump’s new campaign manager. 1.3563 0.06737 87 63 17 7
1053 Yeah, everyone's waiting for him to saw me in half. 1.3563 0.06737 87 63 17 7
1054 Of course they’re impressed. They didn’t have to bury the first 63 rabbits you tried that with. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
1055 John! Quit playing with your dinner! 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
1056 Now they want you to cut me in half 1.3559 0.05039 118 80 34 4
1057 Everyone in the neighborhood warned me that you're up to your old tricks. 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
1058 Lockdown was so long, the ol' pulling a rabbit out of the hat trick made a comeback! 1.3558 0.05278 104 70 31 3
1059 So far all likes except from the ASPCA”. 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
1060 It has been a year now, honey. I think they stopped caring. 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
1061 If I didn’t see it with my own phone, I wouldn’t believe it! 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
1062 Fortunately, you are able to work remotely.” 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
1063 I think they're ready for the cooking segment of the show. 1.3556 0.05074 90 68 16 6
1064 They want to know why you aren't wearing a mask. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1065 Dinner and Show just isn't the same 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1066 Yeah, they like it, but Sheila in 5B keeps asking for you to make the last 12 months disappear. 1.3554 0.05360 121 85 29 7
1067 Just wait till you see what he pulls out of the rabbit 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
1068 Not another rabbit. How about a 75' Saint Émilion? 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
1069 You're trending on PETA"s twitter feed! 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
1070 Boredom has reached a new low when this is great entertainment 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
1071 They were all now too-aware how the stovepipe hat got its name. 1.3551 0.05353 107 75 27 5
1072 And for this week's community cooking class: 'Lapin en chapeau'. 1.3551 0.05353 107 73 30 4
1073 Evan in 2B wants to know if you can do anything else besides all this hocus-pocus. 1.3548 0.05648 93 63 27 3
1074 Thank god you now have hare under you hat. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1075 22% are moderately impressed but a resounding 67% recommend a lively Beaujolais with the stew. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1076 That night we finished Netflix 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1077 Uh-oh. PETA is watching your stream. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1078 And for my next trick I will disappear my wife's phone 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1079 They are not impressed." 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1080 Ooh look at this George someone's doing a magic show on their balcony. Don't you get any ideas I wouldn't want the neighbors watching us. 1.3542 0.04794 96 72 20 4
1081 Do you think it will land on it's feet? 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1082 Having successfully tortured a small animal, Sen. Ron Johnson will now pull 1000 fraudulent ballots out of his ass. 1.3542 0.06619 96 71 16 9
1083 If he can't get a bull by the horns, at least he can get a hare by the ears. 1.3542 0.05731 96 66 26 4
1084 One more time. The guy in 3C says he didn’t get the shot. 1.3542 0.05537 96 65 28 3
1085 Making magician great again! 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1086 Not the smartest thing to pull out of a hat just before Easter. 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1087 text 'vote' if you'd like to see larry and hopper on next weeks Quarantine Idol 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1088 I’m beginning to think they mean OUR BUILDING is on fire. 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1089 Just text them back that it is real. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
1090 Mort , the only emails so far are three requests to adopt the rabbit . 1.3535 0.05799 99 69 25 5
1091 It is the animal shelter calling. They have received numerous complaints concerning the treatment of your pet bunny." 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
1092 Now it says “STEP 3: Ring rabbit’s neck and rabbit will play dead.” 1.3535 0.06628 99 74 15 10
1093 No, you're not interrupting dinner; he made it disappear. 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
1094 5 votes for entree, 7 votes for appetizer 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1095 Wanda is 4 C says, "it's great, but can you pull a hat out of a rabbit?". 1.3529 0.05332 102 69 30 3
1096 Next, wiggle the rabbit around by the ears, then place him back in the hat and...oh shoot, my screen just froze. 1.3529 0.04861 119 80 36 3
1097 Another hare raising date. Got to stop using this lame dating app. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1098 Must you show the neighbors what we are having for dinner every night? 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1099 Wow - you've already gotten 679 Likes and 245 Hares! 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1100 3B wants to know if the rabbit's for sale. 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
1101 I don't think you understand the meaning of 'neighborhood watch.' 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1102 That's fine for dinner, but you cook it. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1103 Some are reporting improved WiFi.Now that's magic! 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
1104 And on tonight's menu... 1.3524 0.04684 105 73 29 3
1105 Look, honey, everyone is tweeting about this guy doing a magic show on a rooftop. 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
1106 PETA is following you 1.3523 0.06056 88 61 23 4
1107 Wear your masks 😷 or the rabbit 🐇 disappears 1.3523 0.06056 88 61 23 4
1108 Honestly, there are worse rooms than this. 1.3523 0.06056 88 61 23 4
1109 Good going. You got another like. 1.3519 0.05148 108 73 32 3
1110 Text: No animals were harmed in the making of this trick” 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1111 They stared in awe as, Phil ignored his wife's one-handed texting skills. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1112 Keep going hon. #CrowdFunding almost at #NewCondo. 1.3519 0.05148 108 73 32 3
1113 “His arias were not well received, so he's gone to his backup plan." 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1114 Ralph misunderstood the clapping for first responders. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1115 Is she taking a picture of his hare or her hair? 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
1116 You're up to $3 on Paypal " 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1117 5D says, 'can you do it again, but slower'. 1.3511 0.05801 94 65 25 4
1118 Hands clapping emoji, thumbs-up emoji, big smile emoji, happy grin emoji, amazed face emoji, raised eyebrows emoji, eyes wide emoji.... 1.3511 0.05801 94 65 25 4
1119 It's truly a hare raising feet 1.3511 0.05801 94 65 25 4
1120 A short moment later Brian realizes that this trick works best with doves. 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
1121 Oh look, this divorce lawyer is offering a lockdown discount. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1122 I was expecting a proposal, but this is even better. 1.3509 0.05135 114 78 32 4
1123 We have ten likes and three retweets to PETA. 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1124 Not even a real magician can get everyone's attention. 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
1125 And to think I couldn't get arrested with this act a year ago! 1.3505 0.04758 97 65 31 1
1126 Everyone now wants to see you pull a vaccine out of your hat. 1.3500 0.05246 120 84 30 6
1127 And just like that he became a meme. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1128 Good reception, thanks to the rabbit ears. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1129 OK You have their attention! The real magic is to get them to hit the "donate" button 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1130 Oh so that's what they have been clapping for at 7pm every afternoon. 1.3500 0.05752 100 73 21 6
1131 Beyond virtual show-stopping. Simply hare-raising. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1132 Easter 2020 - Easter 2021 - Easter.... 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1133 The Fred Astaire fan from 12B says you can keep the hat. 1.3495 0.04919 103 68 34 1
1134 Usually they let you choose your lobster-never seen it with a rabbit before! 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1135 At this point, any old trick is exciting. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1136 Here’s a request for The Cat in a Hat 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
1137 Mom, he’s up to his old tricks again. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1138 Schrodinger’s Rabbit because apparently, the cat died. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1139 527 "likes"...not bad. 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1140 And now, safely distanced entertainment during your Zoom break. 1.3488 0.05552 86 60 23 3
1141 You've got 35 texts, all demanding that you stop abusing animals. 1.3488 0.06773 86 63 16 7
1142 Easter during the pandemic 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1143 They want to know if the rabbit will also be used in the next cooking class. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1144 I'm impressed. I'll be more impressed if you actually pay for dinner this time. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1145 I'm starting to think we've taken this farm-to-table concept too far. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1146 If something is pulled out of a hat and it is not filmed on multiple smartphones, is it still a rabbit? 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
1147 One hundred likes, forty-seven 'How'd he do that?'s and one 'Mind = blown.' Not bad! 1.3482 0.05027 112 76 33 3
1148 Honey I know you think you learned how to be a magician during Covid, but you have to show the rabbit coming out of the hat, not being shoved into it 1.3478 0.05872 92 69 16 7
1149 When you can't get any volunteers from the audience, this is about as good as it gets 1.3478 0.05872 92 64 24 4
1150 The next text says, “Your fly is open, made you look, Ha Ha! 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1151 So far you have 7,000 likes and two pending lawsuits. 1.3474 0.05348 95 64 29 2
1152 83% say knock it off with the cheap tricks and get on with the proposal. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1153 Some dude holding a rabbit by the ears is tending on twitter. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1154 Actually, I'd rather make them all disappear instead. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1155 No, George," she said, "they're still surprised that you put on a suit. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1156 You think those people are impressed now ... watch their faces when I let go of the bunny! 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
1157 Tough crowd tonight. They're asking if you can pull vaccines out of there. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1158 Everyone appreciates my magic but my date only appreciates true crime podcasts. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1159 ''Looks real keep shaking him." 1.3469 0.05447 98 67 28 3
1160 Put me back! I’m not just another social media icon, dammit!” 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1161 I can't watch you right now. Someone is pulling a rabbit out of a hat. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1162 Watch you? What do you think I'm doing? 1.3465 0.05347 101 69 29 3
1163 I knew close-up magic was a thing of the past.” 1.3462 0.05426 104 72 28 4
1164 Dang, six more weeks of Covid. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
1165 That's not the magic in our relationship I was talking about 1.3462 0.05426 104 72 28 4
1166 Edna could relax - having hidden the swords for the next trick. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1167 For the benefit of onllokers who didn’t have their phones out the first time, Marvin pulls a rabbit out of his hat again. 1.3462 0.05339 104 74 25 5
1168 We have more people watching live than on the live stream. 1.3462 0.05720 78 54 22 2
1169 Even pulling a rabbit out of a hat wasn’t enough to distract them from their phones. s 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
1170 They're not fans - they're members of PETA. 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
1171 The guy in 4317-B needs a quick bathroom break. 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
1172 Your Mom commented! 1.3458 0.04987 107 72 33 2
1173 After 28 years of practicing, no one was more surprised than Sam himself when he finally pulled a rabbit out of his hat. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1174 Babs in 43C Wants her rabbit back 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1175 Well...you’re trending up on YouTube, but not so good with PETA... 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
1176 Well at least he’s not sawing this one in half. 1.3457 0.05869 81 55 24 2
1177 The Millenial Easter service. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1178 They voted: Rabbit lives, you jump. 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1179 And now!...Maestro will evict a rabbit from a rent-controlled hat! 1.3452 0.05987 84 58 23 3
1180 Bob's got a thousand views but the rabbit has a million already. 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
1181 Bored by the same dishes night after night throughout the pandemic, Alexandre cooks his magical Lapin du Chapeau. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1182 Wait til you see what I can fit in my yamaka 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
1183 I think it's time to do something different with your hare. 1.3448 0.05125 87 62 22 3
1184 Dear, I found a recipe for rabbit. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1185 WoM (Wives of Magicians) “Oh Harry, are you THAT desperate for attention? It’s our anniversary and you STILL had to bring the bunny” 1.3445 0.05193 119 86 26 7
1186 Hey, Doc! Use the hand sanitizer! 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1187 Yes, the entrees are incredibly fresh. 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
1188 Your profile did say you feel pressure to perform 1.3438 0.05507 96 66 27 3
1189 You have 12 followers so far 1.3438 0.04873 96 66 29 1
1190 After 11 months of pants-free Tuesdays Frank’s neighbors are delighted he found a new use for his hat. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1191 I'm sending this one to your mother. You are finally living your dream. 1.3434 0.04226 99 72 24 3
1192 Still not trending . . . 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1193 George, people are complaining again. Maybe you should try a vegan option next time. 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
1194 Despite the pandemic, there was still money to be made in turning tricks. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1195 Trick-O-Tillo: a Hare-Pulling Disorder 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1196 Is there a hyphen in ta da? 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1197 Hon, there's a text from S.P.C.A 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1198 He says the rabbit is fresh. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1199 For his next trick, my husband will escape lockdown. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1200 47 Likes so far but one thumbs down each from PETA and ASPCA. 1.3429 0.05211 105 72 30 3
1201 I see nothing on line about how to put it back in. Hope no one is watching. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1202 Zoom crashes catastrophically and the people adjust. 1.3426 0.05450 108 78 24 6
1203 The new reality when there are no more streaming shows to watch. 1.3426 0.05289 108 75 29 4
1204 He’s making such a performance out of looking for his wallet 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1205 Apparently, it is too white. 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
1206 Hurry, PETA is one its way. 1.3423 0.04873 111 77 31 3
1207 Oh my God, George, all our neighbors are reporting you to the SPCA! 1.3423 0.04788 111 77 31 3
1208 Is that how rabbits are made mommy? 1.3418 0.05944 79 54 23 2
1209 I should have went out with the sword swallower. 1.3415 0.05812 82 56 24 2
1210 Stick people in front screens for a year and they'll be "amazed" at anything. 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1211 And yet there’s no magic in the bedroom. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1212 Thumper is a banger! 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1213 they all want you to stop 1.3412 0.07209 85 65 11 9
1214 Yep, the socially distanced magic show is now in progress 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
1215 Wait for it... 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
1216 You're right, face-swap really does add something. 1.3409 0.05333 88 61 25 2
1217 Just once, can you please leave the rabbit at home on our date night? 1.3409 0.05333 88 59 28 1
1218 It says, 'The Building Is On Fire'. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1219 Instagram by Windows 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1220 Ok, the neighbors' vote is in. The rabbit goes over the ledge. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1221 The socially distant are socially dissing you. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1222 And that, children, is how COVID21 started. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1223 When you're done, honey, bring it into the kitchen. I just found a quick and easy recipe for "Lapin à la Moutarde." 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
1224 He's doing one of his hare-raising tricks. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1225 Watching you live on zoom you look more convincing 1.3404 0.05359 94 69 20 5
1226 Honey, how am I supposed to pass the hat? 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1227 They really want you to pull their vaccine out of that hat. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1228 It's just not as impressive as it was last year 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1229 Not even in 4K does this makes sense. 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
1230 'I hope it's only entertainment for which the neighbors are starved ...' said the rabbit to himself. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1231 So THAT'S how you get a vaccination appointment 1.3400 0.05360 100 69 28 3
1232 I asked for 'rare', not a 'hare.' 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1233 Three "Likes," Two "Smiley Faces," and one "Poop Emoji" . . . 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
1234 This is Reality Zoom in 10 Windows. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1235 This is exactly why we kicked him out of the group chat 1.3398 0.05441 103 72 27 4
1236 I'm just glad he gave up unicycling 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
1237 Apartment 3-B says their six year old can do it better. 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1238 Seems they want you to make Covid disappear! 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1239 Yes, with the pandemic, it's amazing how easily people are entertained. 1.3393 0.05160 112 78 30 4
1240 We’re all waiting for some lady to be sawed in half.” 1.3393 0.05082 112 80 27 5
1241 Here's another: Yeah, that's good, but can you pull a Covid-19 vaccine out of your hat. Oh, and a syringe, too. 1.3391 0.04845 115 81 30 4
1242 Not the vaccine, he pulled out a rabbit again. 1.3391 0.04434 115 83 28 4
1243 The ransom GoFundMe is up to $3,000! 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1244 What happened to the squirrel? 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1245 We're never going to another gender reveal party again. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1246 Hank, just because you have the virus doesn’t mean everything you do will go viral. Now, get back inside and don’t actualize your dreams ever again. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
1247 Is the rabbit fresh today? 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
1248 For my next trick, I will attempt to converse with a live female. 1.3375 0.05885 80 55 23 2
1249 We call him David Co-op-field 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1250 Always remember to capture the magic of the moment 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1251 My career is really hanging by a Hare! 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1252 This one says: "$500 cash for every dose of vaccine you pull out of the hat. $750 if it's Pfizer." 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
1253 Come out. Spring is hare. 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
1254 Looks like she got the wrong Magic Mike. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1255 'A lazy, overdone trick.' Wait, that's from the rabbit. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1256 Siri: What is white, has 2 arms, 2 legs, long ears and lives in a hat? 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1257 You're trending on TikTok... 1.3371 0.05523 89 61 26 2
1258 It was your hare-brained idea. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1259 You're trending in 7C and the Penthouse. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1260 Honey, your psychiatrist just called. 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1261 You have two likes, three loves, and four please disappears. 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1262 I felt safer in the hat 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1263 Cure your quarantine boredom with this one easy trick. 1.3367 0.05416 98 68 27 3
1264 Lost bunny...reward... 1.3367 0.05416 98 68 27 3
1265 No, they’re filming something more revealing in 3C 1.3367 0.05971 98 74 17 7
1266 I'm getting a lot of requests for a hasenpfeffer recipe." 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1267 America's Got Covid: Episode 7. 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1268 Look this guy looks just like you, honey. 1.3365 0.04948 104 73 28 3
1269 Hurry up and get the act done so we can all watch the video. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1270 They like this better than the card trick. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1271 Now that’s what I call a “hare” raising performance! 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1272 Next, the rabbit will appear in the group chat. 1.3364 0.04959 107 73 32 2
1273 According to Yelp, it's a real trick to get service here. 1.3364 0.03971 107 80 23 4
1274 They would rather you saw me in half. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1275 I’m getting worried about Bob. He keeps pulling his hare out. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1276 You’re getting 4 likes on YouTube 1.3333 0.05275 99 71 24 4
1277 Two likes, one wow and seven saw-it-come-out-your-sleeve. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1278 " it appears they all want you to disappear " 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1279 You have until the stroke of midnight to deliver our demands, or the rabbit disappears for good. 1.3333 0.05372 99 69 27 3
1280 Everyone on Twitter wants rabbits that show more diversity. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1281 Is anybody buying a ticket? 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1282 Honey, kids are watching. Could you put a parachute on this one? 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1283 Mike, something's happening. You're right, a guy's putting a rabbit in a hat. 1.3333 0.05241 90 61 28 1
1284 The twins stared down sullenly on the rabbit. Soon. Soon… 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1285 Dear, most of the audience texts are asking when the main act will start? 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1286 Cut it short, Herb. The Governor is letting us inside again. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1287 Oh look, George. Somebody's pulling a rabbit out of a hat. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1288 So far you have 48 likes. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1289 Instead of a rabbit, how about the stimulus checks? 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1290 The real trick is to make a magic show feel like a Zoom call. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
1291 Freshest dinner I had in a while 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1292 Google says that’s an old one. Try having the rabbit pull you out of a hat” 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1293 Didn't realize there were that many rabbit lovers out there. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1294 They don't realize it's just BYOB night. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1295 Oops, didn’t know about the PETA convention when I booked this room. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1296 Our ex-President has asked me to make him disappear. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1297 Bored@home tweeted, Shave the bunny, and now that has 527, whoops, 529 likes... 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1298 While the A.S.P.C.A. was in lockdown.... 1.3333 0.05373 96 69 23 4
1299 Show’s over Rodney, I found the receipt 1.3333 0.05960 78 54 22 2
1300 You're up to 71 likes but the folks next door are cutting their vacation short and would pick up their bunny tonight. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1301 This guy texted that the Irish Step Dancers, despite the accident, still get his vote for most entertaining act. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1302 When he pulls out a vaccine I will be impressed. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1303 You got 785 comments about your bushy eyebrows, Eugene. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1304 If you don’t stop texting the neighbors about my big dumb eyes, I’ll throw this rabbit right off the roof! 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1305 This news report says they're not bouncing when they hit the street 1.3333 0.05357 105 76 24 5
1306 This. Really? This is what you spent quarantine learning? 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1307 Viewers vote for Bunny to go over the side. 1.3308 0.05051 130 99 21 10
1308 After so many years together, anniversary dinners became a hare performative. 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
1309 ...still? Put me back in the hat, Gerry. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1310 You’ve gone viral, Harold...and Pfizer is developing a vaccine. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1311 Livestreaming a VIP backstage experience was a great idea, honey. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1312 Pairing it with a Sauvignon Blanc is the most pupular suggestion. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1313 The lesser known, "putting a rabbit into a hat" trick. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1314 Oh, I will google you. 1.3301 0.01626 103 79 22 2
1315 Yeah, but can you pull a vaccine out of that hat? 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1316 The French lady just send a recipe for lapin a la moutarde 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1317 His profile said to expect magical dates. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1318 Ed “Mr. Mystico” for one didn’t mind the pandemic. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1319 You’re going wiral. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1320 Honey, you’re not the magician we needed, but the magician we deserved. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1321 Honey come look at this. Some guy is doing magic on his balcony 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1322 New Yorkers stunned by NON-dirty tricks in high places. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1323 These Neophytes not ready for a 'farm-to-table' restaurant. 1.3299 0.04569 97 69 26 2
1324 If this goes viral you owe me more than a frickin' carrot. 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1325 Neighborhood Watch Covid Style 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1326 The rabbit is naked! 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1327 I’ll be here all week, because I can’t go anywhere else 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1328 Three stars. Try the giraffe. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1329 After all this time together, what I really need is a disppearing act! 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1330 That rabbit better be a rescue 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1331 Very clever. Just don't kill it in front of everybody. 1.3297 0.05646 91 66 21 4
1332 You've gone viral, but the SPCA is on the way. 1.3297 0.05426 91 63 26 2
1333 I can’t seem to get reception. 1.3297 0.05426 91 63 26 2
1334 For my next trick, I'll make my love life disappear. 1.3297 0.05426 91 63 26 2
1335 How do you want me to fill out your unemployment this week. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1336 I would be more impressed if the bill disappeared 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1337 I hate being a rabbit 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1338 54% voted 'cruelty to the rabbit' and 46% 'waste of a perfectly good hat.' 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1339 They all texted "ooo." 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1340 No, there are too many witnesses 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1341 Okay, it's time...Put me back in the hat and go learn that TikTok dance. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1342 I call this a receding hare line! 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1343 This is a Hare Raising experience I hope you 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1344 It says here you're the number 1 act among heavy drinkers on Parler. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1345 So, hassenpfeffer tonight? 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1346 Well, I guess he does have hare under that hat. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1347 A little hare raising. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1348 Going once, going twice, that’s $10 for a magic rabbit. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1349 I think I might have the wrong hat 1.3294 0.05891 85 65 14 6
1350 Bob couldn’t help but notice that his assistant had lost interest in performing at the 3 o’clock show. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1351 Quick put it back, we’ve gone viral with the ASPCA. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1352 Pandemic Rabbit; Tricks are for kids!!! 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
1353 Q revealed! 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
1354 You got ten likes so far. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1355 I present to you....the AstraZeneca VACCINE! 1.3293 0.05502 82 56 25 1
1356 Right now you have 7 Likes and the rabbit has 11. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1357 At a magic reveal party, Sally found out she is having a rabbit. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
1358 Look, lockdown isn't going to last forever, let me have this. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1359 Breaking: Wife’s Social Media Addiction Leads Man to Tear His Hare Out Over Balcony Ledge . 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1360 Oh look, dear! You are all over Twitter. But what does #AYFKMWTS mean? 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1361 I'm sorry Dr. Seuss, they are looking for the cat in the hat. 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
1362 They're probably all wondering, where'd you get that hat? 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
1363 Nope, still more virus than viral.” 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1364 $49,000 to set it free. $47,500 to keep shaking. It really is a divided country. 1.3286 0.06345 70 49 19 2
1365 They're asking if you have a saw. 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
1366 You did promise a captive audience 1.3273 0.05020 110 77 30 3
1367 If this is his idea of a first date, I better check out other matches 1.3273 0.05020 110 77 30 3
1368 It's from PETA. Again. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1369 So far there are no volunteers for audience participation. 1.3271 0.04746 107 76 29 2
1370 Good news- they all love my new haircut. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1371 Honey look! This new app livestreams magic shows! 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1372 The table side rabbit tartar is a must. 1.3269 0.05010 104 77 22 5
1373 The eyes hare it! 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1374 Can't you do something a little more progressive? 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1375 Yes, but putting the rabbit back in takes a wizard. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1376 You're up to 300 likes and 40 subscribers! 1.3267 0.05286 101 73 24 4
1377 Bob's fixing dinner for the neighbors again. 1.3267 0.04795 101 76 20 5
1378 Wow, you made my attention disappear. 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1379 there's a marriage that has not lost it's magic! 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1380 You may have their attention, but still nothing via Zelle! 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1381 Yankee200002 says, "Pan fry it in an aioli reduction, I haven't been out to eat in over a year. I'll pay whatever you want." 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1382 This rabbit craps in a hat trick always surprises them. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1383 The landlord ♥️ it, but we still owe two months rent. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1384 Its' PETA questioning how you are caring for the bunny once he comes out of the hat. 1.3263 0.04836 95 64 31 0
1385 Honey, just sit down. I ordered the duck. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1386 Stop playing with your food, everyone’s looking. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1387 You're getting a lot of clapping hands, a few thumbs up, and one poop emoji. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1388 They would rather see it on Zoom. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1389 Swiping right. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1390 I’m just glad he didn’t pull out a bat again. 1.3261 0.05151 92 63 28 1
1391 It’s not really that funny, Beatrix! This is the fourth time this week Old Man McGregor’s put one of his dang rabbits in my tophat. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1392 And for my next trick, I will make the woman behind me disappear. 1.3261 0.05908 92 69 17 6
1393 He’s alive so nope, not pregnant 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1394 He’s really made his Zoom session live ! 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1395 How the hell do I collect their tips?! 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1396 Um....next they want you to make filibuster disappear. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1397 Remember, no cellphones ... they make him jumpy. 1.3258 0.05599 89 65 20 4
1398 Next time you pull me out of a hat, please wear a mask, sir. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1399 We're getting texts asking if you can pull vaccines out of that hat. 1.3258 0.04809 132 97 28 7
1400 For my next trick, you will each receive a vaccination reservation! 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1401 Great! You are number THREE on the Desperate for Entertainment Countdown... 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1402 OK, you got four "likes", seven emojis and two "Put him down, you're hurting that poor animal, you beast." 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1403 It’s good we spent a “hare” more for this balcony so we could entertain 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1404 The balcony seats were so worth it. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1405 I don't want a hare in my food. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1406 Smile big. I told them they’d get the WiFi password after the final trick. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1407 I don’t care how many people are watching. This doesn’t make you an essential worker. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1408 Jim. . . he's just treating the neighbors to another hare-brained scheme. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1409 I suggest we change plans and have the chicken for dinner tonight. 1.3250 0.05270 80 54 26 0
1410 - You have a full two hours to entertain them till the app delivers our meal! 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1411 I thought it would be already cooked 1.3250 0.05562 80 55 24 1
1412 Abraca... you're muted. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1413 And, presto! Instant Wi-Fi! 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1414 Swipe left. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1415 Everybody is complaining that the rabbit is too skinny! 1.3246 0.05212 114 84 24 6
1416 The neighbors are not impressed. Try something vegan. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1417 Okay, according to YouTube you now take a bow. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1418 Intense bidding pits neighbour against neighbour in affluent enclave of West FOMO at worlds first Non Fungible Rabbit auction. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1419 Looks like the idea to promote your magic act now has PETA involved. 1.3238 0.04687 105 76 26 3
1420 Too bad he doesn’t also have a “magic Johnson.” 1.3238 0.06274 105 81 14 10
1421 Hashtag I wish you’d pull the vaccine out of that hat. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1422 Chin up, honey. They say the cable will be fixed by Tuesday. 1.3235 0.05055 102 71 29 2
1423 That 'Free the Bunny' funding site is really doing the trick. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1424 Impressive, honey, but not as impressive as what I just pulled out of your smart phone! 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1425 Honey, the trick is to pull a rabbit out of a hat not put it in a hat! 1.3235 0.06087 68 47 20 1
1426 They want to see if his date is going to jump. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
1427 It was bad enough when they just watched us eat. 1.3232 0.05142 99 69 28 2
1428 Hurry dear, the rabbit rights activists are on their way. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1429 If the rabbit escapes from this mess, we’ll call him Houdini. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1430 And now for my greatest trick of all...Teleworking! 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1431 What? You've never seen a naked rabbit before? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1432 For my first trick, I’ll transform this ordinary rabbit into a romantic dinner for two. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1433 And for my next trick, I'll make Covid-19 disappear!" "No dear - Texas was last night's show. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1434 Even the rabbit looks like he has quarantigue. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1435 Really? The hossenfeffer? 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1436 This sure is going to be one hare-raising tale to tell one day.. 1.3229 0.05235 96 67 27 2
1437 You are trending! #jump 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1438 IIIA says that the bunny needs a mask 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1439 We're still not trending. Try sawing me in half! 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1440 Okay, I found it. "How to skin and gut a rabbit." 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1441 You're already trending on vegan Twitter. 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1442 You have 9 views 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1443 Come on Tim, getting a vaccine at our age right now would.....be....like...... 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1444 If the bunny sees his shadow, full capacity dining is delayed another two months. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1445 Quit pinching my ears! 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1446 Umm... one of your fans says he wants you to saw me in half. 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1447 #goodhareday is trending. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1448 Your microphone is disabled. 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1449 At least our bunny is working, she has over 1M followers. 1.3222 0.05434 90 63 25 2
1450 As this weeks community theater unfolds, it becomes clear that Steve’s portrayal of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction will not leave Mr. Wiggles unharmed. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
1451 They were expecting toilet paper. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1452 Look honey, you’re on the YouTube. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1453 Edgar's amateur magic show draws rave reviews from Coronavirus shut-ins. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1454 I ordered medium rare. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1455 At least we still have magic. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1456 Very retro, but I’m still not pregnant. 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1457 PETA hated it. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1458 Step away from the bunny, that's not proper social distancing. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1459 Next trick....everyone patiently waits for the rabbit to be neutered!! 1.3214 0.05028 112 89 16 7
1460 It’s so scary see what a year of plague has done to everyone. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1461 Gosh darn it, I did look pale in that green dress 1.3214 0.05784 84 62 18 4
1462 The bunny... again?! 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1463 Honey, come look at this video I found. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1464 He knew immediately a second date was out of the question. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1465 We're waiting for you to pull the vaccine out of your hat. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1466 They want you to stop. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
1467 Okay, I've posted it. Now can you make them all disappear? 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1468 I knew I’d eventually have an audience. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1469 Here, watch me pull a hat out of this rabbit's ass. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1470 Well, you finally made it on to YouTube... 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
1471 It looks like, 'see something, say something,' might still be a thing. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1472 You're all invited to join us for rabbit stew tonight" 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1473 9 Likes, 4 Indifferents. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1474 Dinner shows are not what they used to be... 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
1475 Would you mind doing that in the kitchen? 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1476 I guess that vaccine really works it’s magic 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1477 Great, this place is now above occupancy. 1.3204 0.05015 103 72 29 2
1478 Harry accidently dropped Fluffy starting the movement to defund magicians. 1.3204 0.05202 103 73 27 3
1479 Hey, there's a guy pulling a rabbit out of a hat going viral on social media. 1.3204 0.05015 103 72 29 2
1480 Keep stalling. The cast of Hamilton overloaded the elevator and they’re stuck between floors. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1481 Where's he going to pull the ring out of? 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1482 You have ten likes now. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1483 WebMD suggests Graves Disease, that can cause bulging of the eyes. Maybe you caught it from the rabbit? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1484 Found you! 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1485 He's not ignoring me; he's misdirecting. 1.3196 0.04759 97 71 23 3
1486 I think the neighbors are starved for live entertainment. They want to know what time the next show starts. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1487 Just this once, I'll let you see the skyline. Then back in the hat. 1.3196 0.05191 97 68 27 2
1488 This was supposed to be vegan 1.3196 0.05191 97 68 27 2
1489 Folks he claims to be non fungible, bidding starts at $1400. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1490 When the dinner is the show. 1.3194 0.05876 72 50 21 1
1491 ‘Wow are people desperate for live entertainment.’ 1.3194 0.05534 72 49 23 0
1492 Phyllis, I’ll have to get back to you. Fred’s just wrapping up his Easter show for the neighbors. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1493 Ixnay on the abbit-ray. Getting a lot of PETA talk here. 1.3191 0.05286 94 66 26 2
1494 George couldn’t believe there was ACTUALLY a real rabbit in his hat. And the rabbit was pretty shocked himself. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1495 Someone wants to know if you can pull that rabbit out of something besides your hat. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1496 Actually, it's the only kind of hat trick he can perform, now that his ice hockey career has ended. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1497 Siri, how do you make a rabbit disappear? 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1498 Says here you’re now the city’s top-streamed show. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1499 The experience of Kitty Genovese weighed heavily on Harry Rabbit this day... 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1500 This is easier than getting you off that phone. 1.3187 0.05386 91 64 25 2
1501 They actually want to see me cut in half. 1.3187 0.05386 91 64 25 2
1502 The food at this restaurant is super fresh, hat to table 1.3187 0.05386 91 64 25 2
1503 What’s more astonishing is the lady behind him eating outside without a mask!” @chloe.r.rubenstei 1.3186 0.02272 113 88 24 1
1504 OK , your up to 4 likes! 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1505 Would you mind taking a picture of me holding this glass of Chablis 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1506 It looks better on YouTube. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1507 Honey, you're busted. I can see your trap door from this angle. You might as well let Peter go, too. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1508 30% say great trick, 70% say your fly’s undone. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1509 Our accountant says it's a good trick, but you still can't deduct the deck. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1510 And now, for all you covid captives, Culinary Delights presents the first step in making rabbit stew. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1511 Your followers switched and are now rooting for the rabbit 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1512 They're begging you not to complete the recipe you texted them. 1.3176 0.05348 85 59 25 1
1513 Put me back in the hat, Jack, I’m an Instagram star, already! 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
1514 The next inevitible trend: Live Screaming. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1515 At least he's not baking bread anymore. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1516 Honey, the whole building is freaking! They want Jimmy's rabbit back. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1517 Honey, is that a rabbit or a hare? It’s a trick question. 1.3176 0.05604 85 60 23 2
1518 The magic of losing the magic. 1.3176 0.05604 85 60 23 2
1519 I know it’s a no pets building, but this is my assistant animal. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1520 That’s a good trick, but if you can make everyone’s phones disappear, I’ll be really impressed. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1521 Says here people can be sidetracked from their screens for up to five minutes before they lose interest. Let's push it, Bob! Still got that ukulele playing hamster in your hat? 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1522 Someone is offering $12 for the rabbit and $100 for the hat. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1523 I saw it first on my phone.. it has to be real. 1.3168 0.05704 101 77 17 7
1524 Here’s a text from Joe Biden. He wants to know if you can do that with the infrastructure bill. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1525 If this goes viral from PETA, we may need sympathetic closeups ... 1.3165 0.05566 79 55 23 1
1526 And for my next trick, I’m gonna make race related violence disappear 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1527 Get PETA on the line, he's holding it up by its ears again." Lynne Mingione, Ventnor, N 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
1528 Fourteen likes and a threatening PETA email. 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
1529 I’ll believe it when I see it on Zoom. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1530 You’re now the bad bunny meme. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1531 Google says you did it wrong. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1532 looks like everyone's tired of zoom magic shows 1.3163 0.05148 98 69 27 2
1533 The salad is missing 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1534 I'm really enjoying the new social media format for Easter 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1535 You're sure to have a long run - we're nowhere near herd immunity. 1.3158 0.05367 76 52 24 0
1536 Do you honestly think we will ever again have a captive audience? 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1537 It never gets old at Bunny-Hana 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1538 That damn rabbit again. Let’s see a vaccine. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1539 Brian in Apt. 3F, wants his rabbit back! 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1540 Step five tells you how to make it disappear. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1541 We’re all waiting for you to disappear. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1542 Well, it beats my last Zoom meeting. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1543 Cute, but craves attention. Meh. 1.3148 0.04490 108 79 26 3
1544 Wait'll they see you skin, quarter and braise it! 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1545 Time was I couldn't get subway fare home in tips juggling running chainsaws in Battery Park! 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1546 Okay, you have 50 likes and 10 dislikes and 20 that are reporting you to the ASPCA. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1547 The landlord just texted and wants to remind you of the strict 'No animals' policy. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1548 Stop looking at your phones or I'll disappear this rabbit forever! 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1549 1,2,3 and we are live 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1550 I was happy just being a cute little bunny before show biz ruined my life! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1551 Evidently, raising rabbits has become popular again. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1552 You should know that PETA is doxing us. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1553 And so, the rabbit resigned to being Ralph the Great's enabler instead of being the feature on the Menu... 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1554 OMG, we just got a call from the SPCA! 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1555 The exact moment when the magician realized, perhaps, that the seedy man who sold him the hat wasn’t lying 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1556 Real magic would be pulling a Covid vaccine from your hat! 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1557 Hold it! The stern looking man on eighth floor, right, is from the ASPCA. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1558 Marvin the Magnificent made the best of a bad situation after learning in-person seating was limited to one. 1.3137 0.05020 102 72 28 2
1559 I know New York dining is all about presentation, but this is something else... 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1560 Dinner and a show a year into the pandemic is weird 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
1561 You're getting lots of likes, but they say the act is'old hat'. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1562 It says here the rabbit's car warranty has expired. 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1563 You still think all these people are cheering for you every night? 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1564 Honey, it seems that your fly is down! 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1565 Whoever gets fewer likes buys dinner. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1566 My lovely assistant is requesting that everyone please mute themselves. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1567 Well, with the restaurant closed, he didn't want the tux to go to waste and it is Easter. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1568 Good job, hon. 117 likes, 6 home-party inquiries, and a note from your ex with 20 emojis, saying you're still the same poodle-haired egoholic crying for the affirmation you never received from your frigid mother that she remembers. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1569 Stop showing off. You've only had your first shot. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1570 Don't you think he's too young to have his own YouTube channel? 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1571 Hey hon, you better see this, people are posting on Facebook about this random guy doing magic tricks on a rooftop, why can't you ever do something interesting like that? 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1572 Once again, you saved him from jumping! 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1573 And another hare raising day in quarantine. 1.3125 0.05510 80 56 23 1
1574 Randy, I thought we talked about your need to always be the center of attention. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1575 OK, three votes to strangle it, four to throw it over the side, and two to adopt. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1576 Keep going, not enough likes." 1.3125 0.05196 96 68 26 2
1577 Lois was more interested in her Twitter feed than whatever the hell Bill was doing. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1578 You’re getting lots of positive reviews but most people are asking if the bunny has been vaccinated. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1579 Your fly's open. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1580 Darling, you do realize that those people are an illusion? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1581 You should have just tried it on the dog. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1582 Would it be trashy if we start charging the 7:00pm show? 1.3125 0.04396 96 72 21 3
1583 Forty-two percent say to chuck him over the ledge. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1584 The bunny is fine but you’d get more likes if that were vaccine. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1585 Well the rabbit didn't die. W e can keep up the effort. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1586 Look Honey, someone's doing rabbit tricks on their balcony 1.3119 0.04458 109 80 26 3
1587 Behold! If you apply an effect on your phones, the rabbit disappears! 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1588 Is this what entertainment has come to? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1589 It’s Clap Because We Care, not Zap, I’ve Got A Hare! 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1590 You have 233 likes, 188 yawning emojis, and one citation for cruelty to animals. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1591 Little do they know he's also the main course. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1592 Another deranged neighbour has moved in. Haven’t these people heard of Netflix? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1593 Social distancing proved to be a huge benefit to the world's worst close-up magician. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1594 Wow, you should check out this guy online doing a magic trick. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1595 People are texting like crazy about how you made everyone’s mask disappear. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1596 I'm not sure if it is more awkward to date a magician or eat alone on a rooftop. Either way, I'm jumping. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1597 Honey, bring out the turtle next and they all will love to watch the race around the cornice! 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1598 Wait till you see what he pulls out of the rabbit 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1599 I wish your hat would eat something else sometimes... 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1600 Our neighbors are tweeting that having a rabbit drop his turds into a hat is not entertaining! 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1601 Oh, George. You're so viral! 1.3111 0.05392 90 64 24 2
1602 Rabbit_Destroyer69 says you should throw him, but everyone else is having a great time. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1603 Seventeen likes. One sniper. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1604 They're asking if she's related to Punxsutawney Phil, and what it bodes. 1.3111 0.05155 90 65 23 2
1605 I pull a rabbit out of a hat, and she still prefers to watch Bridgerton. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1606 Could you pull him again...? I was taking a selfie. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1607 I am The Great Quarantini. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1608 Im the eastern bunny, call 911! 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1609 It's Animal Control, Irwin. Seems someone has called in regard to rabbit abuse at this location. And they say "Don't try to get rid of the evidence". 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1610 When the Wi-Fi crashed mid-performance, The Great Balconi segued from a Zoom show to a Room show. 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
1611 Rabbit’s winning, five to one. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1612 George, those folks are not really interested in whether you can put the rabbit back in the hat. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1613 You might want to move it along. #animalcruelty is trending. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1614 Hang on. You're frozen again. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1615 Safe Distancing Magic....the show must go on. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1616 Can you make my date disappear? 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1617 Like, like, like, like, like, heart, heart, heart, like, like, like, like. 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
1618 Good news! You're trending rapidly. 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
1619 Watch this Gladys. They hold up their tickets. He pops out a rabbit and his eyeballs. 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
1620 For my next trick, I will make the pandemic disappear. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1621 Mmhmmm.... uh huh...... oh, wow.... that's interesting. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1622 No one leave the meeting, he has more tricks. 1.3099 0.05880 71 50 20 1
1623 You just got a cease-and-desist order from the Society for the Prevention of Tired Clichés. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1624 Jack look here! You should see the viral video of the wizard guy. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1625 Honey, I've got all those folks, from across the street, on a Conference Call. They're sick of the dopey Rabbit! 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1626 Now they want you both to jump. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1627 I told you I could pull a hat out of a rabbit! 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1628 What fool brings a rabbit to a date? 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1629 For my next trick, I hope to go indoors. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1630 How did this get in there. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1631 In general, they think your act is corny but they appreciate your effort. 1.3095 0.05214 84 61 21 2
1632 For my next trick, I will flatten the curve. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1633 The rabbit's gone viral! 1.3093 0.05152 97 69 26 2
1634 He was merely retrieving his beloved Mr. Pickles from his hat carrier when Frank realized that sometimes one doesn’t choose greatness, it chooses you. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1635 8 “likes” but wait till you cut me in half! 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1636 Urban Falconry gone too far. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1637 I think they were hoping you'd pull out a mask. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1638 When told it would take a miracle for a second date to happen, Rozo the Magician knew exactly what to do. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1639 And... As you will see, the eggs will appear painted and ready. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1640 I saw this before but with Glenn Close and a pot... 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1641 We can’t even have a quiet dinner without him putting on a show. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1642 Zharkov's quarantine performances, while entertaining to his neighbors, seemed of little interest to his beloved. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1643 Ooohh...now make Covid disappear. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1644 In a sec, Honey, Martha just posted the coolest thing... 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1645 Who knew it would take a pandemic to make Seymour the star of the neighborhood! 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1646 dating App’s profiles don’t tell you everything 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1647 Now, go to Central Park and set it free. I just sold NFT "Passover Bunny"” 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1648 And from the Merkle’s in apartment 12B: “This is a really stupid cartoon. Please have your magician make it disappear.” 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1649 Come see this video of a magician pulling a rabbit of of his hat. 1.3077 0.02584 104 84 16 4
1650 So much for match.com. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1651 So far we’ve made $10 from admissions and $69 million from NFTs. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1652 They're tired of rabbits they want you to saw me in half. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1653 You did it! You’re beating DiBlasio in the polls! 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1654 It's not a magic trick it's the only way I can get him to avoid touching his phone 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
1655 Honey, stop showing off. It says here not everyone can afford a top hat. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1656 We’re hoping he takes us back to 2019 for the grand finale 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1657 well, at least it's better than the time he was jacking off up here. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1658 I am hoping the trick works at this distance atleast! 1.3077 0.05110 91 64 26 1
1659 It was then the rabbit decided that this would be his final disappearing act. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1660 Tom used this opportunity to show his neighbors what he’s really been up to during the pandemic. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
1661 I think they are just waiting to see if you can pull out Covid vaccines for the whole neighborhood. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1662 We've gone viral on the Net. For your next trick, see if we can get paid for the free show. 1.3069 0.04822 101 71 29 1
1663 One of the neighbors is calling to ask if you could possibly play a musical instrument instead. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1664 Ugh, the table side rabbit stew is such a production. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1665 yeah Tim's still pushing the rabbit in a hat trick, but he's got a captive audience 1.3069 0.04612 101 70 31 0
1666 I find working on the edge makes this even more hare raising. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1667 It was good honest work for a rabbit in the pandemic age 1.3068 0.05202 88 62 25 1
1668 From all of the posts, the Old Rabbit-out-of-Hat Trick seems to be New Magic! 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1669 This is the most realistic TikTok I’ve ever seen 1.3068 0.05202 88 62 25 1
1670 Covid-19 was no match for Harry’s love of live magic 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1671 You've got ten "Fantastics!" and three "Cruel to animals." 1.3067 0.05360 75 52 23 0
1672 WAIT. I THINK I'LL HAVE FROG'S LEGS INSTEAD. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1673 For my next trick, vaccines for everyone 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1674 Real magic is when a rabbit pulls a man out of a hat. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1675 Honey, I've gotten everyone else's attention, any chance you can give me, the rabbit and my bulging eyes five minutes of your time? 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1676 Nice trick, but I had ordered the chicken. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1677 You've had that in your hat ALL DAY?!" 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1678 The buzz is that the rabbit was threatening to jump, and you rescued it. Otherwise all those people wouldn't be watching. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1679 I just found a nice Chardonnay to go with that... 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1680 Like most magicians, people had been social distancing from Timothy for years. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1681 I remember when I used to be his magic. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1682 Pull a bad habit out of a chat. Yes, you can. 1.3059 0.01183 85 67 18 0
1683 you too can have a free rabbit if you come out and get your vaccine. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1684 You had them with the hat. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1685 Everything I photograph disappears. I'll get the the rabbit next. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1686 Tonight on Top Chef: The magic of Hasenpfeffer. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1687 That’s when Elliot realized, impressing his friends wasn’t as gratifying as it used to be. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1688 It seemed Mr Woodhouse at no.34 was up to his old tricks again. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1689 He's been posting the daily specials this way for a year now. 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
1690 This is the last known photo of Tanya, before she escaped, grabbing Ms. Linn's phone, ordering a ride on Uber to Albany, and unionizing Rabbits, Hares and Rodents. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1691 A tricky first date 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1692 Me? Enjoying my wine on the terrace. You? Watching a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat?! Send me the video! 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1693 Honey, did you see the news? That rabbit once posted an anti-dog tweet! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1694 Put the bunny down, you're getting hate tweets from animal rights groups...I'll meet you at home. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1695 You spend entirely too much time with that rabbit. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1696 Nobody move or the rabbit gets it” 1.3053 0.05514 95 72 18 5
1697 I hope these rabbit ears give you all better reception 1.3053 0.04750 95 66 29 0
1698 Illusion lost in reality 1.3053 0.04631 95 73 18 4
1699 The guy on the fifth floor is going to out you for rabbit abuse." 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1700 ‘ I don’t know about this guy. Seems he always need to be the center of attention’ 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1701 Neighborhood entertainment during the Pandemic. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1702 The sleight of hare distracted the audience from the real disappearance: masks. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1703 He's self -centered, but he's paying for the wine. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1704 Some things just never go out of style. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1705 Honey, I think we’re live. 1.3049 0.05673 82 61 18 3
1706 Everybody needs a rabbit hole. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1707 358 Fifth Avenue,#528 has a question 1.3048 0.04995 105 78 23 4
1708 They’re saying that they are reporting you to the ASPCA. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1709 And now, the gentleman in Apartment 3-C, pick a card, any card. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1710 You're trending up on Google and Twitter, George, but people are wanting a new act, too. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1711 The “old school” magic trend was intense, but brief. 1.3043 0.05517 92 70 18 4
1712 Should I unmute them now? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1713 Why does everyone keep staring at my hare? 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1714 If you want to live out your dream of becoming an influencer, you need to go viral. Now drop the rabbit. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1715 It’s a good thing PETA is also working from home. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1716 Contrary to unkind Friend's Group rumors, the magic hasn't gone out of our marriage! 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1717 Mrs. Nettles across the street says you should leave the damned rabbit alone! 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1718 And for the next trick,my wife will make Dr. Seuss disappear. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1719 But boss, I have stage fright! I can feel then all watching me! 1.3038 0.06203 79 61 13 5
1720 I think this means we can get the Groupon. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1721 His counterpart in Japan was simultaneously pulling a hat out of a rabbit. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1722 The day the world reached the end of the Internet 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1723 Honey, film this. Let’s go viral 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1724 My photo was blurry, do it again. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1725 Phil Edwards in apartment 4C does the unexpected and puts a rabbit back into a hat. 1.3034 0.05277 89 66 20 3
1726 Thankfully the neighbors are watching! 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1727 We need all of you out there, to now go to Facebook and hit LIKE” 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1728 This was not the magical dinner for two Lucky was promised. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1729 I invite one person, then there's a flash mob. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1730 the framing of roger rabbit 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1731 Poor Ralph. Every night he fails to realize his neighbour is tap dancing naked. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1732 Two hands please. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1733 If you try to come between me and my top hat again, I swear to God I'll toss you off this balcony! 1.3030 0.04752 99 74 22 3
1734 There must be a power outage! 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1735 I know your profile said you were magical but... 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
1736 It seems they like your new act well enough, but they still prefer we go back to making love with the curtains open. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1737 You're getting 9 "AMAZINGS!!'s", 15 "WOWZER!!'s", and one kid named Powder says, "I dare you to toss the hare." 1.3030 0.05459 99 75 19 5
1738 You won't believe how far he can pop his eyes out of his sockets! 1.3030 0.05363 99 75 19 5
1739 I thought you were supposed to disappear if I swipe left. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1740 Are we famous yet? 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1741 Meanwhile, Amanda sees her husband's profile on Ashley Madison 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1742 With the cell towers down, people's hopes turned to rabbit ears. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1743 Seventy-five likes. Ooooh, Seventy-six . . . 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1744 Ok now it says, ‘Add the shaved fennel and simmer until skin is brown and crispy’ ... are you sure we’re doing this right? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1745 I will now perform a vasectomy 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1746 I love outdoor performances 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1747 nine out of ten want a batch of stimulus cheques next... 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1748 The real magic is my 5G is working! 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1749 Please put me back in the hat. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1750 At least there is good reception out here. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1751 Pandemicadabra! 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1752 Fuck your smartphones here's a bunny. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1753 Hold it, honey––time for a selfie. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1754 As Dwayne pull out the hare, Millicent realized she was the only one who simply expected an evening in March air. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1755 Just make sure you cook it inside. 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
1756 They're saying just eat him. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1757 Uh-oh an amber alert has just been issued for the Easter bunny! 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1758 Ooh, honey, we got another Venmo payment! 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1759 Neighborhood Watch 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1760 They can't believe their eyes. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1761 And now for my next trick, I will make my love life disappear! 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1762 The bald guy standing in the window wants to see some card tricks. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1763 Everyone on social media will see--holding me by the ears is bunny abuse.. 1.3012 0.05349 83 59 23 1
1764 Well honey, you always said the secret to magic is distraction 1.3012 0.05349 83 59 23 1
1765 At least I’m not the only captive audience. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1766 Someone forgot to put rabbit litter in my hat again! 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1767 This has been catastrophic for our Bugsy 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1768 Here's to fifteen minutes of fame. 1.3011 0.05021 93 66 26 1
1769 And little Jimmy in 4-B makes 10. This is your largest audience ever! 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1770 Next time, don't forget your credit card. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1771 After shaking off excess flour, add pepper to taste and stir. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1772 Making viral great again. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1773 Let's start the bidding! Do I hear 10 dollars? 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1774 Look at my rabbit, bitches. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1775 Do you know anyone at the ASPCA? 1.3010 0.05745 103 81 14 8
1776 For my next trick, I will make the overdue rent bill in 3C vanish. 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
1777 In lieu of a purchased ticket we will pass this little guy's hat. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1778 'Avada Kedavra' said the rabbit. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1779 Still no likes. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1780 Socially distanced magic brought New Yorkers together 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1781 Sandra proudly recorded Phil’s historic performance. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1782 Text, "Ta Daa!" 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1783 Magic: The Ungathering 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1784 Must have been the wrong hat (Credit to Bullwinkle) 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1785 They want to know if you’re using artificial intelligence. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1786 For our next trick, we need a volunteer, preferably with their own saw. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1787 Quarantiners got talent 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1788 Honey, I forgot to press record. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1789 Maybe the real magic is the journey the rabbit had along the way 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1790 PETA is on the phone again dear. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1791 Another hair raising date! 1.2991 0.05970 107 84 14 9
1792 CONTENT WARNING: The following video may be disturbing to young children, rabbit lovers, and biblical literalists. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1793 Money for nothing and the tricks for free! 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1794 One sec, honey, I just need to find the right filter to make it look magical. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1795 Honey you should see this. This guy just went viral for pulling a rabbit out a hat. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1796 You should start online magic shows. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1797 Your caption hare. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1798 The boy in 12B says stop hurting the rabbit! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1799 When your dating service said he was magic, this isn't what I was looking for! 1.2989 0.04657 87 65 20 2
1800 Ed, our relationship lacks magic. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1801 And now, the next best thing to a vaccine for everyone! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1802 I will now show my great admiration and respect for our frontline workers! 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1803 Non-contact magic left much to be desired. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1804 Mom, look! Doesn’t that mean spring is coming? 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1805 Please hold your applause emojis until the end. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1806 Social distancing has gone to far. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1807 I can't believe my own husband created the first socially distanced magic show! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1808 Step 2: you raise the hat very gently with your left hand, allowing the feet to go in first. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1809 Maybe they'll be impressed if you pull out a washer/dryer. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1810 I told you, we should’ve made a TikTok 1.2987 0.05250 77 59 15 3
1811 Swingers69 just offered to put some magic in our marriage. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1812 #3. After pulling rabbit out of hat, you must not let anyone see what you do next... 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
1813 At least I got them to tear away from their phones for the moment. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1814 They all said they've seen this one before... 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1815 I'm going to get rid of these white hairs." 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1816 It says here Hasenpfeffer is never served rare 1.2981 0.05091 104 81 17 6
1817 In 2021, this is a Tony awarding winning performance. 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
1818 Uh oh, apartment 3C is calling PETA. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1819 Seems everyone is just enjoying seeing anyone get out, even if it is just a rabbit out of a hat. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1820 More votes for roast over stew now. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1821 It's like 'Rear Window"' for rabbit hunters 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1822 Isn't this what they call "phoning it in?" 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1823 I was wondering why you wore not only a tux but a top hat to our first date. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1824 We'll always have Paris. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1825 Well, she certainly saw a rare bit of hair-raising magic. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1826 Honey, I’m sorry. You were muted. 1.2976 0.05297 84 60 23 1
1827 Yeah, Great Magic One, you also pulled 50 animal cruelty complaints out of your hat. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1828 My mother just called and asked whether you are still doing that stupid hat trick. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1829 They can never figure out how you pull a hat out of a rabbit. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1830 They're saying your fly is down. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1831 Extraordinary times call for ordinary magic 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1832 Too bad you can't pass the hat, our rent is due next week. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1833 Your audience really expanded after that SPCA complaint. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1834 There was a hare in her drink... 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1835 It's unanimous! They all say to spare the Easter Bunny. Let him go! 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1836 I'm refreshing, but your top Google result is still the leaked nudes. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1837 Give me back my phone ya damn rabbit! 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1838 As if in a dream, an entire city block put their phones down and allowed themselves to be entertained by a classic magic trick. Except for Marjorie. She was working her own magic on a big M&A deal for JPMorgan. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1839 Check out that guy's hair! 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1840 You should see what he pulls out of his ass. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1841 Blockchain validation of magic 1.2963 0.06904 81 64 10 7
1842 Magic is such a silly way to occupy your time, Frank, but there you go down the rabbit hole again. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1843 Early polling suggests a song-and-dance routine would be preferable. The bunny and the top hat are expendable. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1844 Now try a really hard one, like making all these iphones disappear... 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1845 Magic creates social distancing out of thin air. 1.2963 0.04952 81 59 21 1
1846 Today's pandemic lesson: New tricks are needed for maintaining long-term audiences/relationships 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1847 “You are actually trending on Twitter, not for magic but for rabbit abuse.” 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
1848 And tonight madame will be having..., hare! 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1849 Great trick, Houdini! Now can you make the check disappear? 1.2959 0.04856 98 78 15 5
1850 And for my next trick, I will make all your phones disappear! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1851 Everyone was ready and waiting, but this time, Mandrake the Magnificent, managed to hold on to the squirming rabbit. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1852 For dinner tonight, fresh hasenpfeffer! 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1853 The Goldsteins from 7F aren't buying it. 1.2959 0.04402 98 73 23 2
1854 Your audience has pledged $64.50 and 12 of them want to adopt the bunny. 1.2959 0.04856 98 75 19 4
1855 Silly rabbit, trix are for kids 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1856 John finally joined the Farm to Table movement. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1857 For your next trick, take a hare out of your ass! 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1858 This is not what I meant by 'keeping the magic alive.' 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1859 You have hat hare 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1860 Ouch" "Ouch" "Don't you realize how much that hurts my ears!! 1.2955 0.05152 88 63 24 1
1861 Did you find him on TaskRabbit or Snaphat? 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1862 For the next trick, they want to see the rabbit try to talk YOU off the ledge. 1.2955 0.05152 88 63 24 1
1863 It took months to get tickets. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1864 That was the last time the rabbit ever shit on his head. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1865 What COVID-19 vaccine manufacturers did in 2020. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1866 Suddenly Joe realized that the only magic trick he knew might not be enough to keep his audience around. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1867 Twelve "likes", one TikTok video revealing the trick, and hate from PETA on Insta. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1868 They like me. They really like me. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1869 I just found his wife on Tinder. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1870 They want to know if the hat can produce some vaccines instead. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1871 they will only give you a like if the two of you jump" 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1872 I have to get ready for Bar Mitzvah season! 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1873 What else ya got? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1874 Apparently she's not interested in social distancing or magicians. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1875 That's all very nice darling, but I just asked you to grab a 'hare' more wine 1.2947 0.04703 95 72 20 3
1876 The trick was not having the rabbit appear, it was getting him to go viral. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1877 Now that he has a captive audience... 1.2946 0.04853 112 82 27 3
1878 Peter, your 'hare-raising trick' doesn't seem to be trending well, but I've just had the best idea for dinner. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1879 , LBJ got blasted when he tried it with his beagles. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1880 If you drop to one knee I'm leaving. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1881 Socially distanced close up magic. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1882 I hope there's a wallet in that hat. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1883 The SPCA wants to talk to you. 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1884 You know what would really amaze me? If you pulled a wallet out of your pocket. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1885 94% of the Quick Poll is betting you can't do it again. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1886 We are making a ton of money on your pandemic magic show! See,this is why I wanted to live in a high class neighborhood! 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1887 Damn. He peed in there again. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1888 Yeah, laughter just isn’t the medicine people are looking for right now 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1889 Before lockdown he was an animal rights activist 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1890 That’s how all the animals disappeared 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1891 ..and now for my next amazing tweet. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1892 ‘I hope this is a vegan magic show’ 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1893 Hey, come sit down and check out this live video of someone doing magic on a roof 1.2941 0.04971 85 60 25 0
1894 Pandemic life 1.2941 0.03480 85 68 14 3
1895 And, just like that, the shelter-in-top-hat order was lifted. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1896 At that one moment, in unison from their balconies, all of Frank’s neighbors began calling the cops. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1897 It's easy to be a star when you have a captive audience 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1898 Pretty sure they saw your “medicine is magic” flyers and thought they were getting vaccine access codes. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1899 I hear he's going to save Cuomo next. 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1900 I forgot to tell you. The doves are off this week. 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1901 Hey, you know Bob. He's full of tricks: He found a way around Covid! 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1902 Look, Honey! You've gotten seventy-two tweets and a hippity hoppity. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1903 Your audience thinks you, not the rabbit, should hippity- hop right off the roof. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1904 At least these guys will give me attention. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1905 Yet again Larry failed to get the waiter’s attention. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1906 Magician disrupts classic trick: pulls hat out of a rabbit 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1907 Spotty wifi makes me want to pull my hare out. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1908 They want you to wear a mask for your next trick 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1909 How about a little applause, do you think it is easy finding a rabbit during the shutdown? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1910 I’m having a bad hare day. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1911 Well? Is it viral already? If not, this date night will be a waste of money 1.2927 0.05202 82 61 19 2
1912 You're not having enough likes, Marvin. Please, take something interesting out of the hat, or I'll have to do the strip tease again! 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1913 Forget it. It's a lepus, not a leaper. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1914 'Liked' Rabbit from Hat! ; ) 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1915 I know some of you are working on a caption, but look, I just pulled a rabbit out of a hat! 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1916 They won’t cheer as much when you serve it for dinner in an hour 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1917 Hashtag ‘Magician Drops Rabbit’ should be trending. 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1918 Elvis will be next. 1.2921 0.04848 89 63 26 0
1919 Did the co-op board permit this? 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1920 Welcome to your friendly neighborhood social-distance magic show! 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1921 And on the third day He rose, socially distanced. Happy Easter 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1922 3700 tweets consensus is that "IT'S A TRICK" 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1923 Wendel is performing his 385th show for the neighbors... 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1924 Let’s make Easter really count this year. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1925 You're back up to 3000 likes. Keep it up. 1.2917 0.04893 96 69 26 1
1926 As my assistant will confirm, there has been no pixel manipulation. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1927 Just two stars. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1928 And the crowd sourced answer is, “not a rabbit.” 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1929 I cannot wait to get back to "normal"! 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
1930 Just his luck - he's on the menu tonight !! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1931 All the caged people are watching; the rabbit wants to be free. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1932 Honey, Amazon Prime has a great shower curtain for $10.99. Should I order it now? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1933 Oh great! From, "Entrez!" to Entrée. . . 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1934 You’ve got so many views! 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1935 Tell them your next trick will be to make your lovely date disappear. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1936 Everything got a little strange when it was time to pay the bill. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1937 - "Consider finding a new venue... The number of subscribers to your live streams has definitely decreased lately" 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1938 Observe as the Incomparable Bandini sidesteps small talk with his wife. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1939 very nice sweetheart 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1940 All she wanted was table-side guacamole. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1941 Actually, it’s exactly the trick Cuomo needs about now. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1942 The next step is to skin, gut, and lower the rabbit into a pot of boiling oil. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1943 Lots of handclap emojis, some gasps, and someone's Mexico pictures from last year. 1.2911 0.05144 79 56 23 0
1944 WikiHow step 4 sais... 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1945 ”Adapting to quarantine is certainly tricky”, thought the Easter Bunny during his new gig” 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1946 Hey Buster, for your next trick, how ‘bout you learn how to hold a rabbit properly? Otherwise, we’re gonna have a Bad Hare Day... 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1947 I swear, Steve, you are such a glutton for attention. After I Instagram this wine, sit back down and let's have a nice dinner. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1948 PETA calls it 'probably cruel, but too lame for one of our videos.' 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1949 The smart-aleck in apartment 314 wants to know if you're doing the saw-the-lady-in-half trick. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1950 They want you to wear the hat with the rabbit inside it. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1951 This first date went down as the most magical Sue had ever experienced. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1952 Don't gloat; I'm a hare. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1953 Screw the ASPCA. Drop it over the edge and let's just see how lucky it is. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1954 And for my final trick, a feat that has rarely been successfully pulled off, I will attempt to get gun legislation passed in Congress. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1955 Try dangling it over the edge I bet we’ll hit the for you page 1.2907 0.05062 86 64 20 2
1956 Enjoy it while the lockdown lasts. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1957 50% give you a like, 50% say it is animal cruelty. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1958 #thisiswherethemagichappens 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1959 Tim hesitated, waiting for the moment his self-loathing would turn into instant internet fame. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1960 Honey, really, the bar is pretty low for what theses people consider entertainment these days. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1961 They all want to know if you can help with their rodent problem. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1962 Yeah, it's so embarrassing. Sometimes I wish he'd just disappear. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1963 Stephen Colbert started following you. 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
1964 See? I told you all I would get a date with her just like pulling a rabbit out of a hat. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1965 And for my next trick, you will all be amazed at the world's first flying rabbit 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
1966 How many times do I have to repeat myself - we don't jump, we hop. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1967 It's not funny, the third time. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
1968 Close up magic just isn't the same since covid hit. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1969 No pressure, but if this trick fails you'll be a viral magician in more ways than one. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1970 It's a trick. they are still in isolation 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1971 And for his next trick he will try not to complain about the service. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1972 They're not captivated by your act. They're captive at home. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1973 I swiped right 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1974 I know it’s only our first date Bugs. But leave the waiter alone. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1975 Your career is not over. It's going viral!" 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1976 On Zoom, we are hare and not hare. 1.2895 0.05717 76 58 15 3
1977 Trust me, Harold. Their attention span is less than 30 seconds. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1978 People are tweeting this is a hare-raising experience.” 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1979 Dinner theater. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1980 Well, he played for even smaller crowds when he was starting out. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1981 It seems our recipe options are limited by a lack of ingredients. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1982 Boredom has reached new heights. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1983 Look hare everyone! 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1984 Ladies and gentleman, for his final act, my husband will magically appear interested in my day. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1985 You finally went viral. 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
1986 You got a 3-star rating on trick-advisor. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1987 He claims it's better than 5G. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1988 I understand your need to entertain...but I ordered the chicken. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1989 I’m the one who should be out of here. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1990 I knew you were hiding something. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1991 I guess we're all starved for entertainment!! 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1992 Yep, now that we can go out again he's still up to his old tricks. 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
1993 Tom thought everyone was filming him, but in actuality someone had just published a tiktok featuring a dog barking along to ‘baby shark’ 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1994 Every viewer is drinking coffee and I’m drinking wine. Honey how long have you been holding that rabbit? 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1995 Okay, now pull out the cure for COVID. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1996 Again with the ears. Always by my freaking ears! 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1997 I'd rather you learned how to make them disappear into that hat, Robert! We already have fifteen of the darned things in the house... 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
1998 Covid magic! 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
1999 Look honey, there's a hopper on the ledge! 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2000 I doubt they see the same reality I do. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
2001 It was supposed to be a roast chicken, honey, order a pizza. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2002 Still unvaccinated, Marion felt it prudent to watch the magic trick from the safety of the live feed. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2003 Sorry folks. Still no in-person dining. He saw his shadow, so six more weeks of takeout. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2004 Let's give fluffy a big round of likes. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2005 so no one cares that i just randomly found their bunny in my hat? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2006 Introducing, the REAL Unmasked Magician! 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2007 Everyone in the neighborhood group chat is saying that they already saw the bunny before you pulled it out of the hat 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2008 John, Susan in 5A wants to know if the rabbit is organic. And if she can use a small cat instead. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2009 The Filibuster 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2010 Pandemic day 375: I’m running out of ways to better myself 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2011 And now for the main course 1.2875 0.05680 80 61 16 3
2012 Pulling a rabbit out of a hat isn't the instagrammable event it used to be. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2013 People are freaking out. They think you stole the Easter bunny. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2014 Wish he could magically have our electricity turned back on. 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
2015 Looks like we're having hasenpfeffer, again. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2016 Lance and I just had to keep entertaining. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2017 A Socially Distant Performance 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2018 You're being featured in a documentary: "What's Left of the Arts." 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2019 Finally, the elite undercover squad captures the evidence on the serial rabbit strangler. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2020 Pretending to be present in the moment but always escaping in an imaginary world and never realising the magic and the uniqueness of the reality. 1.2874 0.04139 87 67 18 2
2021 For my next trick, I will make your ability to authentically engage with the physical world disappear. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2022 Three want to adopt the rabbit. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2023 You got 45 likes. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2024 Drop it and they're all calling PETA. 1.2872 0.04930 94 68 25 1
2025 Umm...Honey, I think maybe the neighbors noticed I changed my hare. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2026 After six-and-one-half hours of intense open-air empathizing and a social media sphere on the edge of its collective seat, Harold finally managed to talk Bun-Bun off the ledge, and into giving life... a second chance. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2027 Who knew? There still are rabbits! 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2028 Look, Tom’s balcony acts have really stepped up their game since the beginning of the pandemic 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2029 Yes, seeing people out to dinner again is magical 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2030 Practicing on Zoom really helped The Amazing Balconini 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2031 They want to see you make more vaccines appear. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2032 Rear Window Magic Show 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2033 David in 26C is asking if you'll do it again from the other ledge. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2034 Keep it up, you're trending on Nextdoor . . . 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2035 They all say that trick was a hare ridiculous. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2036 What came first? The rabbit or the hat? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2037 I’m done with magicians - all they care about is getting on my roof! 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2038 I finally got him to stop wearing it. 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
2039 68 percent are saying he should jump. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2040 The real trick will be pulling those people out of their apartments. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2041 The reception while holding the rabbit ears was a real story. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2042 They all hope you will hold on more tightly to this one . 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
2043 Half want you to stop hurting the bunny, the other half want me to start hurting you. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2044 With everything going wrong this year, I'm glad to find there really IS a rabbit in the hat! 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2045 Anyone can pull a rabbit out of a hat, folks. The real trick is coaxing him back in. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2046 Well, that is one way to entertain yourself while waiting for your order, I think I‘ll stick to the web. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
2047 Come on, poop already. I put my money on 4:37pm. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
2048 Stop toying with them and pull out the vaccine. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2049 Harold was stunned to see his rabbit without a mask. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2050 Magic in the time of covid 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2051 No, it’s supposed to be The Cat in the Hat 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
2052 They want you to make the virus vanish. 1.2857 0.05132 91 71 16 4
2053 Unbelievable! I was worried about my car’s extended warranty and here’s someone who can help me with it! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2054 No surprise there. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
2055 Watching my romantic life disappear in 3,2,1 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2056 Bad bunny 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2057 What's for dinner... 1.2843 0.04902 102 80 17 5
2058 It looks like #UpHisSleeve is trending... 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2059 Here's a trick. Saw this check in half. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2060 A magician always tells. 1.2842 0.03054 95 74 20 1
2061 I call it: “going viral without getting viral” 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2062 Ahh, what's up doc? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2063 It looks like your a trending topic as #Covid hare removal 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2064 The real trick here is that nobody is on Zoom! 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2065 So far, you’ve been canceled by Peter Rabbit, Roger Rabbit, Bugs Bunny, and Harvey. Oh, and Little Bunny Foo Foo says you should be turned into a goon. 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
2066 When you can’t afford to get a magician for your kid’s birthday 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
2067 Not bad, Dear, for a pandemic. But it's no Easter Parade. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2068 Honey, watch this man’s cool rooftop magic show 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2069 A Physically Distanced Magic Show 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2070 Maybe this will get her attention 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2071 Wait til I set up Facebook Live. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2072 And now, heeeeeere's Johnny! 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2073 Honey, turns out Peta lives across the street. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2074 Ho hum, nobody wants to see your old magic tricks, Bob. 1.2840 0.03823 81 62 18 1
2075 Even the rabbit is not wearing a mask. I'm calling the police. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2076 And for my next trick I’ll make my audience disappear 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2077 Howard, people are concerned you’re hurting Bunny. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2078 '' Didn't he say it would be an engagement ring? '' 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2079 Three likes, seven dislikes, two PETA threats, a go jump, and a recipe for braised rabbit in a mustard tarragon cream sauce with lemon dumplings. Last weeks-. I liked the old competition shows when you cooked stuff from a basket. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
2080 This backdrop on Viviparty makes you look like David Copperfield in Vegas! 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2081 Apparently there's a rule against live entertainment so you don't offend people trying to enjoy their phones 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2082 This is not what I was expecting when he mentioned wanting to do a “hat trick” on his dating profile. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2083 That's it, Stuart, I'm calling your opthamologist and I don't want any argument. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2084 Put down your god damn phones or the rabbit goes over the edge 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2085 I asked for rarebit, not rabbit. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2086 Lots of likes, but someone asked how you would feel if you were pulled out of a hat by your ears. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2087 You get your audience where you can, . . 1.2838 0.05277 74 53 21 0
2088 Everyone was eagerly waiting for the rabbit to see his shadow! 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2089 Congratulations! “Sad Rooftop magician” is trending on Twitter. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2090 Wait till they get the bill for the show 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2091 They can't believe their iPhones. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2092 Desperate for the magic of life to return 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2093 Look at it! It’s real! ...It’s called white fragility. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2094 And for my next trick, I’ll attempt to make my wife smile 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2095 For my next trick I’m going to pull a hat out of the rabbit. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2096 I thought the evening was going to be a total loss, but then Maurice pulled a rabbit out of the hat. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2097 Another hare-brained scheme: shaking eggs out of a rabbit? 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2098 She asked for a dinner and a show 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2099 You’re right. If you wait long enough this trick will come back into fashion. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
2100 Morty liked to entertain neighbors before serving Lapin Al Fresco at his Lumiere des Etoiles diner 1.2830 0.04972 106 84 16 6
2101 Do they know it's a magic and cooking show? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2102 For my next trick, we’ll see if he can fly. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2103 The neighbors stared, aghast, at the grisly scene on the floor below - larry of 2B had apparently hung himself gruesomely from the railing of his balcony. Dave did know this, though - and didn't care. He's never had an audience this size before. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
2104 Mom , its magic he still has an audience . 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2105 Honey? Your hare is trending. 1.2828 0.04549 99 73 25 1
2106 I hate doing this during our date, but it's the rabbit's Zoom account. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2107 Yes, worst Easter ever ! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2108 Honey, you’re creating mediocre content for twenty-three streaming platforms! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2109 I keep telling you, no one is interested in your silly tricks 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2110 they want to know if you're gonna saw me in half 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2111 Every window can be a window of opportunity if you perform hard enough. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2112 The Great American Bunny Drop begins in 5, 4, 3, 2... 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2113 2020 has been so bad, he's putting the rabbit back in the hat. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2114 Sure! Next, you’re going to tell me that the rabbit ate my three carats! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2115 The people in 6-C say they saw how you did it." 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2116 Keep going — the twins get scary when they’re bored. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2117 This is what I get for marrying a magician! 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
2118 If you can put it back in, you'll go viral. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2119 You pull it out for everyone else, but never for me! 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2120 The bystander effect. 1.2821 0.05128 78 56 22 0
2121 Oh, there’s a live feed of a magician on Instagram! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2122 Paul, did you get this cartoon they tweeted? Is it supposed to be funny these things? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2123 He has been pulling food out of his hat and into our table all quarantine long. 1.2817 0.05186 71 53 17 1
2124 Watch me put a rabbit into my hat! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2125 Agreed, putting him in is the real trick. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2126 Sorry George. My rabbit stew might be taking a while. 1.2817 0.05376 71 51 20 0
2127 If she doesn’t’ post about it, it didn’t happen... 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2128 Next week, catch my show at the top of the parking garage and Sixth Avenue and 31st Street. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2129 Virtual reality 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2130 ‘See, honey, they all agree, the magic is not gone!’ 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
2131 Try transporting their credit cards. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2132 I’ve seen this trick before, but not on the iPhone 12. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2133 Maintaining that relationship would be real magic! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2134 Joe was the only guy in the neighborhood to pick up a new hobby during the pandemic and despite only knowing one trick he felt obliged to use it to entertain others. 1.2812 0.04613 96 69 27 0
2135 Quarantine entertainment, a welcome break from Netflix. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2136 Allison in 6B wants to know if the rabbit was sourced sustainably, and if not, why not? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2137 No wonder patches of my hair have gone missing! 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
2138 For your next trick, the gentleman in Apartment 3B wants you to saw me in half. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2139 They're saying animals aren't allowed in the apartments. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2140 For my next trick, I will cut the Wi-Fi. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
2141 Why do I get the feeling there's a PETA billboard on the other side of this wall? 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
2142 Well it's better than a Zoom magic show. 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
2143 Alright, time to redownload Tinder. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2144 So that's where your cheap first toupee disappeared. 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
2145 This is gonna do well on Tikhop 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2146 It was supposed to be a rabbit, not a hare. Linda was not impressed. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2147 Looks like he is still up to the same old tricks 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2148 Any audience volunteers for our next trick! 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
2149 I'm sorry, I never believed youre 'watch me put a rabbit in a hat act ' would ever have an audience. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2150 How about pulling some WiFi out of the hat? 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2151 'Damn, honey, I really thought he was going to jump' 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2152 Everybody stood still for 45 min until instagram was back online 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2153 Do it with a cat and we’ll have something. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2154 The recipe says we should now preheat the oven to 350. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2155 The neighbours are asking if you can make them disappear. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2156 We have a request from the couple in 7c for duck à l'orange. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2157 ...and if you look at your phones now, you’ll find personalised vaccine passports! 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2158 Twelve likes, three want the rabbit to put you in the hat, and that filthy old man in #327 wants to know if you can pull a rabbit out of his butt. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2159 Hon, there's gotta be a way to monetize this before everyone is vaccinated. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2160 I'll have it rare! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2161 Sadly, this was his first captive audience. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2162 I missed that - could you do it again? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2163 Now you've done it-pet the bunny and give it a treat. The couple in 3-D just called the PETA hotline, so you and Mr Bunny will NOT be here all week. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2164 Honey, a bunny at this time of year is just making them feel worse. Trump said Covid would be gone by LAST Easter. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2165 It's really magical that you can Zoom this to everyone without a computer! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2166 They're curious where you found a rabbit in the city. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2167 You'd think they've never seen a rabbit put in a hat before. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2168 Oh shoot, the rest of the trick is behind a paywall. 1.2794 0.06053 68 53 12 3
2169 If we keep this up with tips on our Twitch, we can start to pay back last year's rent. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2170 After months of being the unwitting courtyard entertainment, Daniel honed his magic skills by soliciting requests via group text. 1.2791 0.05270 86 66 17 3
2171 And now my lovely assistant Freya will send you cat pictures. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2172 4C says, “Ooh.” 5E says,”Aah.” But 3H says, “The hand was not quicker than this iPhone.” 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2173 Brad really hadn’t been expecting such a large audience as he showed his vet student how to put down a rabbit. He decided to make it a show. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2174 oh no PETA called honey, they want their bunny back 1.2791 0.04722 86 64 21 1
2175 If Hopscotch sees his shadow, we’re in for six more weeks of quarantine. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
2176 And for my next trick, the hat will enter the rabbit... 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2177 It's unanimous. Everybody's on board. Make it fly. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
2178 And now ladies and gentlemen, for me last quarantine magic show trick... Jodi Zimmerman NYC 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
2179 No complaints sent to the SPCA, but I see a tasty-sounding recipe for Rabbit Cacciatore. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2180 Apartment 3C hasn't sent their payment yet. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2181 And for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience to come up and pick a card. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2182 Do I hear 50 bucks! 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2183 They say they want to see you pull out a whole meal. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2184 Ok, so. Four likes, three do not like, two no comment and one old hat. 1.2785 0.05075 79 57 22 0
2185 You’re trending on ‘Trick-Toc.’ 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2186 You know this nightly show’s extended run is over when the vaccine kicks in, right? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2187 And for my final trick,I will make these divorce papers disappear! 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2188 He invited me for dinner and show. It’s not what I expected, but I guess he delivered 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2189 You broke Yelp, Armando! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2190 Eat! It! Eat! It! Eat! It! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2191 You have thirteen 'likes', three 'loves', one 'wow!', and two obscene propositions. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2192 No guys, I’m gonna make this HARE drop. Not ‘Air drop.’ 1.2778 0.05128 72 54 17 1
2193 Good news, honey! The livestream is surging... 'He should be arrested!' 'Hang HIM over the side of a building!' 'I hope someone dangles that idiot by HIS ears!' ...Wow, they can't look away! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2194 Careful, Mister! Your girlfriends is calling SPCA. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2195 Sorry, Larry, but the rabbit has way more followers than you.” 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2196 Honey, what does SPCA mean? 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
2197 Smile, you're on candid camera. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2198 Careful Charles, that the ears don't fall off our cat. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2199 Voyeur to a metaphor on relationship. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2200 Omg... this actually worked! 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2201 Check this on Twitter, some guy is pulling a rabbit our of a hat. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2202 This video is going viral because all the neighbors expect you to drop the rabbit again! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2203 They’re saying they’ve seen that trick 1000 times; do something new. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2204 I tell you, your rabbit is multiplying faster on the internet! 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2205 The response on Twitter is that if you faced the audience, they wouldn’t see you pull the rabbit out of your jacket pocket. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2206 NOW . . . . MY NEXT TRICK IS TO PULL YOUR MINDS OUT OF YOUR PHONES! . . . . 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2207 And for my next wonder, I’ll show you a person who loves their job 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
2208 There was nothing magical about the digital bystanders waiting to post the hare raising event. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2209 Dinner and a show 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2210 The real trick is to get those likes! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2211 Help! Climate change! Help! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2212 You're going to put that back, right? The city already has a rodent problem? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2213 They'd rather have you make Covid disappear! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2214 The first vaccine gave Harold more hair. The second, more hare. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2215 Actual rabbit may vary. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2216 It’s like he’s not even trying to impress me anymore. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2217 Show’s over. The chef is ready. 1.2771 0.04792 83 65 16 2
2218 Honey the society group chat is calling you an idiot. Wrap it up will you? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2219 Remember, everyone loves a live-stream fail. 1.2771 0.04943 83 60 23 0
2220 they will only like you if the rabbit plays the fiddle now 1.2771 0.06015 83 66 12 5
2221 These new 5G towers are getting weird... 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2222 Finally, the tables had turned for Barb. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2223 You’re on mute. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2224 The show itself was fairly safe but passing the hat around was a real high-wire act. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2225 According to the reactions from our neighbors, you’re ahead by a hare. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
2226 Wow!" "Wow!" "Wow!" "Wow!" "Wow!" "Send nudes" "Wow! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2227 Despite the rabbit, he really only seemed to make the white neighbors appear 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2228 Now that you've shown the neighbors that little trick, show them how you can disappear. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2229 Your greatest illusion is making it look like we know our neighbors. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2230 Follow the rabbit 1.2766 0.04513 94 72 20 2
2231 That guy on the third floor wants to know which of you is Penn and which is Teller. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2232 She doesn’t get it. She’s disappearing next. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2233 anybody can put a rabbit in a hat, dear! 1.2763 0.05803 76 59 14 3
2234 6C wants you to move the ears left. He doesn't have cable. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2235 Uh, I don't think this is what we all expected when you promised a hare raising experience. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2236 Peggy and the twins just Venmo'd us next August's rent. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2237 The witness relocation program didn’t work out very well for Presto the Magic Rabbit. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2238 Pull another one out Ned, they’re still tweeting about Cuomo 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2239 -I could have sworn my wallet was in here... 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2240 George tried his darnest to impress Susan who, like so many dates recently, seemed more interested in her phone. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2241 Turning the baby into rabbit was just the Easter present I needed! 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2242 People the rabbit was already in the hat. 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2243 You have a message about decreasing the interest rate on your credit card. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2244 Careful—it’s a trick! 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2245 Technology has won the race. 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2246 Can everyone see the rabbit without an eye-popping camera? 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2247 Let’s skip the flambe “ 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2248 I'm not sure this socially distanced setting is working. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2249 Another Don't hesitate to go back to your day job . . . 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2250 The Amazing Phozoomo reaches new heights in misdirection. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2251 This message says, "Cute... But can you pull a functioning economy out of that hat?" 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2252 “Dad-bod Blaine” is totally trending on Upper West Side Twitter. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2253 Do you think they know it's actually our chihuahua? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2254 Hey Honey! There's some pathetic guy doing magic on social media! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2255 The magic of the pandemic! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2256 And now, my husband will attempt to make the leap from vaudeville to TikTok. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2257 Honey, you do remember what happened with the dove, don't you? 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2258 The little girls in 6B want you to make him fly. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2259 And I thought it looked fake up close 1.2750 0.05024 80 58 22 0
2260 He's been chasing rabbits, and he knows he's going to fall. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2261 I thought you said you’d put it in the pot not the “top”. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2262 Your likes on Instagram have really gone up during Covid. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2263 I though they said " watch a ribbit being pulled out of an App 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2264 For my next trick, open TikTok and i'll make approximately 45 minutes disappear! 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2265 My phone is in here somewhere. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2266 The eyes from condos are upon you. 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2267 So far, you’re getting 6.5 out of 10. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2268 The next step is to make sure it has a mask on. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2269 Can you do it again but with something more endangered? It's for my 'Gram. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2270 Dr. Ron's lab bunny stimulated everyone's interest in Science... 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2271 I'm not seeing any 'likes', I don't think anyone is watching. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2272 Sadist. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2273 A rabbit? It was supposed to be a diamond ring! Good thing she’s distracted. 1.2747 0.04705 91 68 22 1
2274 You’re not going to believe this, but this imaginary bunny just pooped in my hat! 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
2275 Where were they the last time I went viral? 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
2276 The real magic was that everyone had their phones out but no one was looking at them. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2277 He thought they watched for the magic, but it was really to see his eye pop out. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2278 Keep going, we almost have enough likes to pay for our lunch. 1.2740 0.05256 73 53 20 0
2279 This text says, "Yeah, but where are the butter cream filled chocolate eggs?" 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2280 Now we need to find a way to monetize this. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2281 Illusive as he was online, Gary would never be the 'cool dad'. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2282 So you'll applaud healthcare workers every day, but I get nothing? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2283 And before you can refresh your screens; PRESTO ! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2284 And now, as promised, the rabbit will explain how to stop robocalls. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2285 Hare and Hat? Sorry, I thought you said 'Share and Chat'. 1.2740 0.05256 73 53 20 0
2286 Later, no one was able to testify under oath that they had actually seen the rabbit removed from the hat. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2287 Remember, J.K. Rowling is canceled. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2288 My husband took up magic during quarantine... I call this act, "Makes my wine disappear!" 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2289 You couldn’t pull a vaccine out of that hat?! 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2290 6C now bidding $85 for the bunny 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2291 Today's episode of "Pulling a Rabbit out of Your Hat" is sent to you by TAX CONSULTANTS. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2292 Is this pandemic over yet? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2293 Get back in there you silly rabbit! 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2294 For my next trick I will pull a- wait... this isn't my DMT pen! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2295 And in a sudden flash, the rabbit was transported to a new unknown place, where artists didn’t know how to draw eyes. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2296 These COVID performances are drawing in many more viewers than you live ones ever did--maybe that's a the good side of things. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2297 Celebrating Easter during COVID has lost it's magic. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2298 Nobody really expected him to drop it over the side, but just maybe... 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2299 If this is live, then what are you? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2300 Close up magic 2021 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2301 : "Jack, there is a call from the Humane Society. I say you're not here?" 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2302 Marvin the Magnificent was thrilled the Easter Bunny's schedule was again open for his "Magical Easter Quarantine Spectacular" 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2303 Susan, my blind date has me preparing for MY disappearing act. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2304 Darling... you're trending again. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2305 You get 42 "likes" for the magic trick and the overwhelming suggestion is Rabbit Cacciatore for dinner. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2306 The audience was so distracted by their phones, no one noticed his hat hare. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2307 Incoming PETA drone! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2308 Nope. Still not on the essential workers list. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2309 Well dear, you DO have 20 thousand active followers but you also have 40 thousand active un-followers. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2310 OY VEY! 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2311 Hi Alice, guess what we're having for dinner. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2312 It’s the ASPCA. Apparently we have to either release it or eat it. 1.2727 0.04612 99 75 22 2
2313 Interesting trick, a hat out of a rabbit. 1.2727 0.03323 88 69 18 1
2314 OMG, Dan, you won't believe it ... there's this rabbit-smuggler who poses as a magician and he looks kinda like you! 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2315 Wait, can you do it again? My phone camera wasn't on. 1.2727 0.04493 88 68 18 2
2316 Gail was watching a video of a squirrel riding a bicycle and missed the magician's performance. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2317 I went on a first date last week that was interesting... I always expect some form of hidden red flags,but this time when it appeared it was white. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2318 The vote is in, 80% believe it, 20% don't. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2319 It says, "all well and good, but a live alligator would be more exciting". 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2320 You've been posted on Tik Tok 35,672 times. 35,673. 35,674. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2321 You're so predictable. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2322 It will be raining cats and dogs any minute now. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2323 And now the 'lovely assistant' shows you how the 'magic' really happens. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2324 Magically, social distancing will open new windows .... rabbit holes.” . 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2325 Do you think the lockdown has anything to do with it? 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2326 Circle of life...comes round a full circle. Viola! 1.2727 0.05524 66 48 18 0
2327 Has anyone Venmo’d us yet? 1.2727 0.05039 99 77 18 4
2328 The show is not vegan?? Canceling it on twitter right now 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2329 Behold! The ears from the very first Snapchat filter 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2330 Put me back, the pandemic isn’t over. No mask, no magic. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2331 Hun, Jen just tweeted I should divorce you. Oh now your boss replied. Says I should marry the rabbit. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2332 It sure is a "magical" evening! 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2333 Mom, I can’t believe he quit his day job to become a balcony magician 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2334 Our followers are asking if the bunny could do a TikTok without you in it. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2335 If we said it once we’ve said it a hundred times! Put it back in! 1.2716 0.05830 81 64 13 4
2336 He's never been so in vogue. 1.2716 0.03293 81 64 16 1
2337 I'm just not sure that trending is the same thing as trendy. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2338 And for my next trick as the Great Quarantini, I’ll turn this common rabbit into the elusive N95 mask... 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2339 Great. Now PETA knows where we live. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2340 ...And into the hat he goes for quarantine! See you folks in 7 to 10 days to find out if he's disappeared 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2341 There's playing all the top nightclubs and then there's playing atop all the nightclubs. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2342 Thank you for joining our socially-distanced magic show. The Great Covidini will now place a rabbit in a hat, and teleport it six feet away for it's own safety. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2343 Well, dear, Mr. Rabbit is trending as 'too cute,' and you're trending as ''The Incredible Mr. Ho-Hum.' 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2344 I know I put my keys somewhere 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2345 48% say it’s for our cat’s amusement, 37% say it’s for dinner. 15% undecided, 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2346 I still say that it would have been easier to give your Covid cooking class over Zoom, Darling 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2347 Twenty-one 'likes', twelve 'dislikes' and several comments that you have been reported to PETA" 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
2348 "Honey, I need that Chardonnay, the bunny ate all the Easter eggs." 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
2349 Your neighbors are just relieved that you didn't pull out a bat! 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2350 I used to be on Broadway... what a demotion!" (The Rabbit) 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2351 What, you said you wanted a captive audience 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2352 It says, with your Instant pot on sauté, add the rabbit until browned. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2353 They say don't put all your eggs in one basket, but they never said you can't put all your rabbits in one hat.... 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2354 Keep jiggling it. They all still think it's alive. 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2355 This is your fourth Gig, Harry. Time to upgrade. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2356 Put your cellphone down ! It's BIDEN ! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2357 For my next trick in this upside down world, I'm going to put my pet rabbit into this hat. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2358 Not cowed by Apple lovers, George pulled out his Bunnyberry. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2359 This review says your act is a real eye-popper. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2360 Another eye-popping performance by Henry during Lockdown Live. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2361 The Knicks agree to hire you as head coach. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2362 You really don't want to know what the woman in 2B is saying ..... 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2363 Now everyone can see you’re having a good hare day. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
2364 We never spend any time together anymore, you’re always working. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2365 You had me at abracadabra. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2366 I can't believe how many people made it in to see you. 1.2703 0.05198 74 54 20 0
2367 Pulling a mask out of the hat got more likes. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2368 It's not the magic. You're going viral because your fly's open. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2369 Here's where you all start singing, White Rabbit. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2370 They want something a little more daring like you jumping off the building or me being dangled by my hair." 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2371 Harry couldn’t believe that the same trick still attracted an audience one year into the pandemic. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2372 I can now saw this rabbit in half, or, for all those of you in quarantine, demonstrate my award-winning home recipe for Lapin à la Moutarde.... 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2373 You just got a cease and desist from Penn and Teller. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2374 It says here you ought to use a Flemish Giant 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2375 Yes - you are doing great, but I'm telling you, they just want to see us having sex on the deck again.. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2376 Yep, the moment it jumps into our species; we’ll use masks until 2030. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2377 They are willing to pay the $100,000 to save the rabbit with the proviso we vacate the premises within 24 hours. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2378 And now, ladies and gentlemen...for my final trick...I shall turn this rabbit into an NFT! 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2379 Hopefully this goes better than the pick-a-card trick 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2380 Babe, they're taking the pictures for PETA. 1.2698 0.05637 63 46 17 0
2381 Never mind the rabbit, make the Pandemic disappear! 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2382 And our special tonight... 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2383 Looks like the rooftop bar has their two-for-one special going again. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2384 The pandemic resulted in Herbert finally finding his true calling. 1.2697 0.04731 89 65 24 0
2385 They want you to throw the bunny off the balcony 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2386 I ordered chicken! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2387 Big surprise, it's rabbit again for dinner. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2388 It's getting better ratings than your balcony cooking show last week. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2389 According to Google, the line is "Presto!" 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2390 Oh the truth, it's probably online let me check! BRB 1.2697 0.04731 89 65 24 0
2391 The lady from apartment 5C think of a number." 1.2692 0.05055 78 57 21 0
2392 All eyes are on you, Harry. Hold him by the foot. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2393 If everyone would just turn off their phones, I can easily make you disappear. 1.2692 0.04887 78 59 18 1
2394 Everyone wants to know if the rabbit's been vaccinated? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2395 I'm fed up with having no live audiences. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2396 You think I'll finally go viral? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2397 Nick Cage must really be hurting for cash. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2398 Going viral on the steps you missed." George Koomullil, San Ramon, Calif 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2399 « Will you still love me when I am no longer young and beautiful ? » 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2400 Ernesto you’re on mute 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2401 While the rest of the world stood mesmerized, nothing provided Suzan as much magic as Tik-Tok. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2402 I thought you ordered Welsh rarebit 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2403 You have 3000 likes. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2404 Everyone witnessed his hat hare 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2405 Rooftop magician, the new COVID pastime. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2406 The Stevens in 402 booked the entree. 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
2407 Bad news - we're trending on Parler. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2408 It's good...but is it NFT...? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2409 This is not what I was imagining when you said it was magical with everyone watching. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2410 Our cable broke. Voila: Rabbit Ears! 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2411 Please stop playing with your dinner. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2412 OK, after this, let him rest until Easter. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2413 ‘Ok Detective ,I’ve got the photo of the guy in 4A for you.’ 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2414 Watch me pull a habbit out of my rat. Oh my, need another drink. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2415 Babe, we're up to seven on the live stream. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2416 Your mother posted a sad emoji. She says it's about time you stopped torturing that poor rabbit. In other news you got 13,000 likes on Facebook. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2417 If I were to bake the rabbit, what heat and time woukd you suggest? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2418 the rabbit just got five stars on Yelp 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2419 They found his biological mother! You can put him back in now. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2420 Sweetie: I have more than 5 Million followers! The Easter Bunnie is real!!! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2421 Your hat trick is trending. 1.2683 0.04923 82 60 22 0
2422 We all want to know how you did it. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2423 Thank goodness for cash apps, passing the cup from here would be a challenge." 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2424 So, this is how I die. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2425 This magician on the internet looks just like you! 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2426 But look, they're singing opera from a balcony in Italy! 1.2676 0.05291 71 52 19 0
2427 Apt. 4-A just gave you five stars. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2428 Next to disappear, my patience. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2429 This motherfucker... 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2430 It's your mother. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2431 Everyone knew you can't say "don't jump" to a rabbit. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2432 If he was really any good, he'd pull safe indoor dining out of the hat. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2433 2/3 want you to throw it off the roof! 1/3 want you to bite its head off! This shelter in place is getting brutal! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2434 OK,Mr smarty pants. Now that everyone is streaming you on social media, you have to pull another rabbit out of that hat. And what are we doing with the rabbits? 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2435 You got six likes, four dislikes and an angry text from PETA. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2436 If only we could monetize this. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2437 When the waiter told her the "Rabbit a La Cocotte" was magical, she expected something else. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2438 OMG! #RentArrearsPaidInFull magic really works!! 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2439 Seventeen likes, four sad faces and a live cross on the Pet Channel. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2440 Matzah Ball soup for apartment 4D? Ok. 15 minutes. No,it will just appear. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2441 Anything and everything is entertaining during a quarantine. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2442 No, put it back in the hat! You're not trending yet! 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2443 I didn’t put this in here. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2444 Put the rabbit back in the hat. I didn’t get it. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2445 Honey, look! Helen is livestreaming some guy doing magic on a rooftop! 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2446 What Edward didn’t know was that he was terminally ill. 1.2667 0.04585 75 61 11 3
2447 Room 315 said pull 2 more out of your hat and they'll join us for dinner. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2448 It's not the same through a screen 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
2449 The Smiths in 3F texted they’d prefer“Peter” stay in your hat so now he is down to only 13 followers. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2450 O.K., friends, now follow us into the kitchen... 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2451 Watching my husband enjoy a hoppy beer has become a national pastime. 1.2667 0.04687 90 68 21 1
2452 43% want to know if the rabbit is vaccinated. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2453 there appears to bit a lot of concern about the safety of the rabbit 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2454 They'd rather see the bunny dressed up in a suit like yours, and skip the trick. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2455 He's been stewing about this all week. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2456 His last date went really badly after he tried to saw her in half. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2457 And for my next ‘stay at home’ trick.... Easter! 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2458 I hope this won’t end like last time with the bat... 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2459 Honey, you did it better in the second wave 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2460 Prior to the pandemic Charlie was an actor. Now he turns tricks for views... 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2461 How do we know if they still like this?” “We check Instagram. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2462 I’m not sure this is legal. Is the rabbit from the same household? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2463 Stop with the magic act you're distracting people from their phones. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2464 They've already called the ASPCA. What's in YOUR wallet? 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2465 In this Jewish neighborhood, I challenge him to perform this trick using a skullcap we use on special occasions" 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2466 If only this was just another wicked magic trick and we could all get pulled out from here 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2467 Rabbit: I peed in your hat. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2468 I ‘d rather see him pull another woman out of the hat 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2469 A socially distanced show? Oh no, people always try to avoid magicians 1.2658 0.04489 79 59 20 0
2470 Yeah, great, whatever. Watch me pull a damn rabbit outta my ass! 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2471 i just got a text from animal lovers.com that there missing a rabbit 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2472 All these other phones really add perspective. 1.2658 0.04837 79 60 18 1
2473 Now let me text the threat of throwing the bunny over the ledge unless they all contribute to our GoFundMe account. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2474 Face it, Ralph, the magic has gone out of our romance, and now the whole neighborhood knows. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2475 Ok, it says a blender here, but a hat will do. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2476 Wow! Look at that glass of wine! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2477 The balcony didn’t feel so overlooked before everyone started working from home. At least Harry’s making the best of it. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2478 Can you pull some decent wine out of that hat? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2479 I don't think Apartment 32-E next door bought a ticket - face away from them, dear. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2480 How has it come to this, thought Bugs. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2481 She didn't have the heart to tell him his zipper was down. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2482 The lady with the 2 kids on the third floor just asked if she could cook the rabbit when your done? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2483 . . . and now folks, for his next trick. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2484 Hold the rabbit right there, I missed last 10 seconds on this tutorial. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2485 Your go fund me is up to $101 dollars do another trick. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2486 Hey Melania, watch me pull an election out of my hat. Again? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2487 Nothing to see here. He's up to his ole tricks. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2488 You got three thumbs up and 24 yawns 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2489 You tube has no suggestions on what to do with the rabbit 1.2651 0.04874 83 61 22 0
2490 This rose` is Instagram magic 1.2651 0.04874 83 61 22 0
2491 I just love these Suez Canal memes. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2492 So far, we’ve got 8 “Hearts”, 23 “Likes” and one guy who wants to know why you and the rabbit aren’t wearing face masks! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2493 For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer and the vaccine." 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2494 It seems you pulled a rabbit out of a hat again-- you've been reelected block captain. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2495 The live chat is blowing up! Most people seem to be enjoying it, while also sharing some very strong opinions on pet contagion. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2496 He definitely should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2497 You’ve punished the chef and scared the children. Happy? 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2498 Well, his dating profile does say he can pull rabbits out of a hat! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2499 Dante's ninth level of rabbit hell 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
2500 Still no memberships to your Patreon account. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2501 Captive Audience 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2502 But can he make COVID disappear? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2503 Hessenpher is now on the menu, and available for take out. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2504 Peta is calling concerning the rabbit..... 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2505 Everyone is saying Marshmallow is a big hit! 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2506 He just...whipped it out! 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2507 John’s weekly talent show 1 year anniversary 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2508 This Pinot Grigio is a showstopper 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2509 Hon, you ever get the feeling we're being watched?" "No. Hurry up skinning that rabbit. I'm famished! 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2510 He was hoping to pull out a Vaccine. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2511 His name is "My Hat, Ma" Dandy 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2512 It says here in the manual that they are supposed to be astonished just about now. 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
2513 He's have a bad hare day 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2514 Look, Mom—he’s performing for an audience on Broadway. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2515 You have five thousand followers. Wait--make that ten! 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2516 No you fool....get down on one knee! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2517 Ralph? He is working the crowd as usual. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2518 Your honor, I am not a cat. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2519 Social media says there's a magician near here! 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2520 Last year, someone pulled out a bat like this 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2521 Now, you can use a 6 quart stockpot, but I typically just use my hat. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2522 I think you’re going viral! 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
2523 Now put rabbit back in hat and pull out bouquet of flowers. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2524 The window seat vs the balcony. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
2525 I'm not sure that's what they meant by splitting hares. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2526 Look dear, I just found a live video of a man doing magic tricks to lift the spirits of those in lockdown, how nice 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2527 I'm so glad we moved to a more artsy cultural neighborhood before the virus hit! 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2528 They may seem attentive but your reviews are really bad. 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
2529 ‘How can you be my beautiful assistant if you’re always on your phone?” 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2530 That’s the 3rd rabbit he pulls out of his hat, then just tosses them off the roof. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2531 It looks more magical when you see it on Zoom. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2532 Now, with the help of your photo-editing apps, I'll make this rabbit disappear. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2533 No, honey, the reason they're staring is that you did the same trick last week. Look, here's the photo. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2534 Just pay the bill already. There are easier ways to make a buck. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2535 We will start the bidding for this NFT at 1,000 ETH 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2536 I think I should go inside 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2537 Save it for tonight darling 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2538 Honey, the TikTok trend is about hat hair, not hares in hats... 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2539 Wait, do it again so I can get a boomerang 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2540 The rabbit saw his shadow, 3 more months of COVID 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2541 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve all been waiting for: if the bunny sees his shadow, we’re looking at six more weeks of quarant— oh, dammit. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2542 Thanks to all of you for being so supportive of Steven's new hobby. Now, if anyone has a good recipe for spring rabbit, please pm me!" 1.2626 0.04560 99 78 18 3
2543 Better if you pull a few Vaccines out of that hat! 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2544 "I know virtually every trick by a magician!" 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2545 Clever illusion, Linda. It would be even more magical if the hare in the hat was holding a phone. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2546 The rabbit’s lawyer is texting again. If his client gets covid from you, you’ll need to pull a lotta green out of that hat. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2547 I swear the rabbit has signed the employment agreement 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2548 6 "likes" and 287 "I 've been stuck in this apartment way too long"s. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2549 Monsieur Pierre Lapin and petite Pete show off their Covid quarantine trick. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2550 They all want you to put the rabbit back into the hat! 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2551 I think this is working 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2552 Don’t look now, honey, but the Twitterati have descended. 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2553 Most of their text messages are saying it is not an appropriate trick to be done so close to Easter. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2554 Over-sharing during StayHome: Fred, Tina, and the neighborhood wait to see if the rabbit dies 🍼👶🏻 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2555 Your up to 10 "likes" for trying to put the rabbit in the hat. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2556 And for my next trick I'll need a volunteer. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2557 You would think that nobody has even seen someone pulling a hat out of a rabbit before. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2558 That’s so old. They must be hanging around for card tricks. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2559 Can’t believe it’s on YouTube already! 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2560 The real trick was getting a table at that restaurant. 1.2619 0.04826 84 62 22 0
2561 They have each texted to ask how that new eye is working out for you. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2562 The majority of your followers are wondering if it left any 'Easter surprises' for you in your hat. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2563 Marty’s found his audience. 1.2615 0.05493 65 48 17 0
2564 Already being traded on crypto-magic for 50 million dollars 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2565 Hare today, gone tomorrow, just like all of the men before him. 1.2615 0.05493 65 51 13 1
2566 Folks, there's nothing to see hare. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2567 It says here,"Now place the rabbit on your head, shout, 'Hey,nonny nonny," three times, cross your eyes, and buck like a mule." 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2568 I still don't know how he got the chef in there. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2569 I never knew bunnies had ear wax! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2570 First you say, "Hey Rocky!" then you pull that rabbit out. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2571 Marvin was determined to not allow dating apps to take the magic out of his relationships. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2572 You don't need an audience when you pull it out at home. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2573 There is a guy below us literally feeding himself to the Alligator he kept in his apartment, wait, he also has a Tiger? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2574 It looks a little under done. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2575 All eyes were on Frank’s big finale. Except Carol’s. Her Instagram was blowing up. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2576 He has been vaccinated. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2577 The suspense is killing everyone. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2578 That's great, Ted, but I don't think that's what they meant when they asked their governor to pull a rabbit out of a hat. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2579 It's a text from PETA saying you're not funny 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2580 It’s a text from PETA. As soon as you put the bunny back in the hat their sniper across the street will have you back in the cross-hares. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2581 Now let's see you calculate the tip before tax! 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2582 The bar's much lower since Covid dear. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2583 Oh, I thought it said "Rabbi!" 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2584 Wish you could pull our stimulus checks out of that hat too. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2585 We're going to be millonhares. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2586 More cancel culture--PETA just got us banned from Facebook. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2587 Mommy, what's that? Oh, honey, that's what we used to call, live entertainment. 1.2609 0.05325 69 51 18 0
2588 Yeah, they’re already doxxing us... 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2589 - As I promised, something naked!!! . 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2590 I swear I grabbed my wallet. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2591 It sure is nice not to have to go the grocery store during the pandemic, dear! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2592 Apartment #6B is heckling you. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2593 They may not be so keen on following you when they see you preparing it for dinner. 1.2604 0.04740 96 75 19 2
2594 Oh look, the Martins just sent us a recipe for Rabbit with Mustard Cream. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2595 Glad I got to see it during the live stream. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2596 In this video we'll cook a Rabbit Cacciatore for a party despite the lockdown. . . 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2597 It's worked before: I put him in the hat, and my eye goes back in its socket 1.2603 0.05171 73 54 19 0
2598 Okay, Houdini. What are you going to do now to get out of this awkward moment? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2599 Looks like next he's going to pull something out of his butt. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2600 It’s just another one of his hare-brained schemes. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2601 The magic of their relationship-attention deficit disorder. 1.2603 0.04374 73 57 15 1
2602 Don't drop the bunny! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2603 But does it lay eggs? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2604 My husband is up to his old tricks! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2605 Yes dear. His next ambition is to become a Middle East negotiator" 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2606 Did you see that video of a guy who does magic tricks on his rooftop? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2607 The food isn't great, but you just can't beat the exposure! 1.2597 0.05197 77 60 15 2
2608 You're definitely gonna need to break out the chainsaw if you want any more Twitch viewers. 1.2597 0.05197 77 60 15 2
2609 Nine votes for Hasenpfeffer. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2610 Is this fresh enough for you, ma'am? 1.2597 0.05030 77 57 20 0
2611 Next they want the trick where you make the pandemic disappear. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2612 Twenty-four tears for the rabbit Jerry. Just stop. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2613 Keep holding the rabbit, I looking for the best photographic aspect from the pictures uploaded to Twitter by the neighbors. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2614 I swear people, it's not my hat! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2615 Fred, come quick; your father is at it again, and there are already at least 9 rabbits in the bathtub. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2616 His rabbit act is good, but his crowd work isn't great. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2617 Move, they want to see me take a drink. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2618 Hey Bob did you order a rabbit and hat? I think Amazon delivered this to the wrong apartment. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2619 People are asking for a dinner show. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2620 And in an instant, I've made my date's sex drive... DISAPPEAR! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2621 “Turn Bunny around so we can overshare his sad face.” 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2622 Assisting in his livestream beats getting sawed in half every night, that’s for sure! Thank you, pandemic.” 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2623 Robert performs his final act outside the Voyeur Tower Apartments. 1.2593 0.05493 81 64 14 3
2624 Hold on dear, let me just figure out how to block EarthWarrior80 from the chat 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2625 That got 6 wide eyed emojis and three falling off chairs GIFs! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2626 He takes farm to table to a whole new level 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2627 Unfortunately the crucible of public opinion is no better than the frying pan, little friend. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2628 Now you have their attention, tell then what's for dinner. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2629 When Gerry reached into the rabbit and pulled out a hat, nobody could determine which of the two was more surprised 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2630 I told you, everyone is still waiting for you to pull out a car again 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2631 Don’t worry, folks. The rabbit’s been vaccinated. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2632 How about the wallet in the pocket trick and you pay this time? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2633 Since you are mayor, they expect you to work magic. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
2634 Maggie's cell phone club interfaces with Bob' s magic club 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2635 Enough of what you can do with your bunny...Now let's see what your wife can do. 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
2636 These pandemic side-hustles are getting out of control 1.2581 0.04562 93 69 24 0
2637 Another fifty bucks on Venmo. We've to take this act on the road. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2638 If only he could turn it into dinner. 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
2639 Honey, keep the rabbit up a couple of minutes more, so that they can all share the joy on the Internet. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2640 Please tell P.C. to stop vandalizing our building 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2641 And for my next trick, I’ll make the WiFi signal stronger. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2642 If only he was as dedicated to putting the magic back into our marriage. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2643 Its all just an illusion 1.2581 0.05109 62 50 10 2
2644 This online dating is trickier than I thought. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
2645 Can you do a boomerang this time? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2646 You are trending on Twitter, but are they relevant? 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
2647 Dating during a pandemic requires employing every trick in the book. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2648 You're trending on the PETA site. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2649 You would get more likes pulling a cell phone out of your hat! 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2650 You don’t put it in! You take it out 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2651 Bob tried desperately to keep his date's attention, but his attempts were poorly focused. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2652 You have 13 Likes but 4E gave you a weak review. I think you need to stretch beyond the rabbit. But you're not sawing me in half, no matter what! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2653 He's not wearing a mask...Covid is over!... 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2654 Don’t tell anyone I said so, but it’s starting to feel like patter is pointless. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2655 In person performances are so 2019! 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2656 They’ve already seen that trick honey, quarantine hasn’t been THAT long 1.2576 0.05635 66 52 12 2
2657 Honey, which neighbor’s livestream should I watch? 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
2658 Well, rabbit is not on the menu, so I guess it's ok for you to do your thing. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2659 For your next trick, make these negative posts disappear. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2660 How soon before you think performers will be eligible for a vaccination? These window shows are getting real old! 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2661 An inveterate performer, Phillip made the best of the virus isolation -- but his wife was past being impressed. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2662 ‘I’ll have the lapin por tout le monde’ 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2663 You won't believe this! He's channeling Hemingway... thinks he's Robert Jordan. Something like: "go now rabbit, I go with thee. As long as there is one of us, there is both of us” 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2664 Hey, chuddy, lighten up on my scalp! Just got a hare transplant, genius. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2665 For my next trick, I’ll make your attention span disappear. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2666 Fred just realizes that the rabbit is on an endangered species list. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2667 Honey, I told you my quarantine hobby has some real career prospects. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2668 Two-thirds want you to pull out a white tiger next. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2669 Sure — but can he pull a hat from a rabbit? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2670 If it weren't for that vaccine, this gig might have gone on indefinitely. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2671 the neighbors want more production value. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2672 How's that for a hare raising event? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2673 They have you in the palms of their hands. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2674 I still say, the magic is gone from our relationship. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2675 The coin routine didn't get half an many likes. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2676 Sandra from 114b across the street wants her bunny back. 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
2677 You already have 3,000 upvotes on the Rabbit Reddit. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2678 This show has reached new heights 1.2568 0.04537 74 56