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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-03-21T20:08:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-04-04T20:09:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-03-29T20:09:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | April 5, 2021 |
Number of captions | 9005 |
Number of responses | 895729 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I would prefer to go out the way we came in. | 1.8683 | 0.01205 | 4230 | 1613 | 1561 | 1056 |
1 | I usually wake up at this point. | 1.8664 | 0.01445 | 3001 | 1167 | 1068 | 766 |
2 | Talk about being consumed by your work. | 1.8617 | 0.01145 | 4549 | 1715 | 1748 | 1086 |
3 | I guess its just us for dinner | 1.8594 | 0.01232 | 4124 | 1622 | 1460 | 1042 |
4 | Not the return to inside dining I was expecting | 1.8516 | 0.01183 | 4400 | 1730 | 1593 | 1077 |
5 | It's slow now, but we'll be pooped by the end of the night. | 1.8465 | 0.01313 | 3935 | 1682 | 1175 | 1078 |
6 | I hear that the dinner crowd comes in waves. | 1.8453 | 0.01195 | 4233 | 1658 | 1572 | 1003 |
7 | I thought you said the job was in Wales! | 1.8421 | 0.01198 | 4515 | 1875 | 1478 | 1162 |
8 | Study for six years in Paris and you're stuck in some rib joint. | 1.8372 | 0.01114 | 4932 | 1975 | 1785 | 1172 |
9 | hate to say it, but there's a way out in the back | 1.8320 | 0.01279 | 3809 | 1560 | 1329 | 920 |
10 | I thought they said the job was in WALES | 1.8260 | 0.01237 | 4131 | 1728 | 1394 | 1009 |
11 | This is the last time I cover Jonah’s shift. | 1.8224 | 0.02136 | 1374 | 574 | 470 | 330 |
12 | This isn't what I thought a return to inside dining would look like. | 1.8186 | 0.01188 | 4399 | 1836 | 1525 | 1038 |
13 | The difference between "let's eat, chefs!" and "let's eat chefs!" is not as subtle as one would think.... -- | 1.8143 | 0.01544 | 2606 | 1096 | 898 | 612 |
14 | I’m beginning to think that we may be the catch of the day. | 1.8107 | 0.01225 | 3968 | 1627 | 1465 | 876 |
15 | I can't stand working on an empty stomach. | 1.8065 | 0.01177 | 4397 | 1846 | 1556 | 995 |
16 | Wales. I said some of the finest chefs in the world trained in WALES. | 1.8047 | 0.01329 | 3549 | 1527 | 1188 | 834 |
17 | I swore I'd never work in another rib joint. | 1.8037 | 0.01295 | 3499 | 1438 | 1310 | 751 |
18 | The catch of the day should be arriving any second. | 1.7842 | 0.01341 | 3244 | 1372 | 1200 | 672 |
19 | I cannot cook in an empty stomach. | 1.7826 | 0.01558 | 2507 | 1094 | 864 | 549 |
20 | De-boning is going to be a bitch. | 1.7824 | 0.01469 | 2767 | 1192 | 985 | 590 |
21 | I guess we're the catch of the day. | 1.7808 | 0.01589 | 2304 | 978 | 853 | 473 |
22 | Dude, I swear the ad said this gig was in Wales. | 1.7778 | 0.01472 | 2844 | 1262 | 952 | 630 |
23 | I thought the agency meant a cooking job in Wales." | 1.7755 | 0.01536 | 2619 | 1169 | 869 | 581 |
24 | I don’t like to cook in an empty stomach. | 1.7752 | 0.01652 | 2189 | 955 | 771 | 463 |
25 | We'll just have to work with what comes in. | 1.7706 | 0.01532 | 2441 | 1043 | 915 | 483 |
26 | You’re not going to like the exit route.. | 1.7693 | 0.01602 | 2345 | 1038 | 810 | 497 |
27 | So much for “we’ve got bigger fish to fry” | 1.7670 | 0.01780 | 1824 | 789 | 671 | 364 |
28 | Man, they weren't kidding when they said this was a bare bones kitchen. | 1.7661 | 0.01634 | 2206 | 968 | 786 | 452 |
29 | Counting the blow hole, there are 3 ways out of this. | 1.7641 | 0.01635 | 2179 | 952 | 789 | 438 |
30 | Well ribs it is | 1.7554 | 0.01819 | 1664 | 711 | 649 | 304 |
31 | I imagined the return of indoor dining differently. | 1.7527 | 0.01835 | 1775 | 804 | 606 | 365 |
32 | Pray for a sneeze. | 1.7501 | 0.01833 | 1709 | 757 | 622 | 330 |
33 | I say we flambé. It's the only way out. | 1.7487 | 0.01872 | 1667 | 749 | 588 | 330 |
34 | I think we're gonna need a bigger pan. | 1.7479 | 0.01891 | 1638 | 738 | 575 | 325 |
35 | They told me this industry would eat me alive. | 1.7469 | 0.02273 | 1118 | 500 | 401 | 217 |
36 | On second thought, let's leave the way we came. | 1.7443 | 0.01908 | 1545 | 682 | 576 | 287 |
37 | Do you ever feel like work is just eating you alive? | 1.7438 | 0.01935 | 1534 | 687 | 553 | 294 |
38 | Then you're really not going to like the way out. | 1.7411 | 0.01998 | 1456 | 660 | 513 | 283 |
39 | Julia Child would know what to do. | 1.7407 | 0.02025 | 1473 | 685 | 485 | 303 |
40 | Its almost biblical, isn't it? | 1.7395 | 0.01967 | 1455 | 648 | 538 | 269 |
41 | Well, the judges did tell us this was an elimination round... | 1.7395 | 0.02062 | 1401 | 647 | 472 | 282 |
42 | I’m going home early. I can’t work on an empty stomach. | 1.7392 | 0.02063 | 1392 | 641 | 473 | 278 |
43 | Sometimes you're the chef de cuisine,and sometimes you're just the cuisine. | 1.7373 | 0.02057 | 1378 | 630 | 480 | 268 |
44 | When did this job become so all-consuming? | 1.7343 | 0.02183 | 1340 | 653 | 390 | 297 |
45 | These cooking show challenges have gotten out of hand. | 1.7333 | 0.02115 | 1305 | 601 | 451 | 253 |
46 | You're the sous chef; start deboning. | 1.7308 | 0.02108 | 1263 | 570 | 463 | 230 |
47 | I miss outside dining. | 1.7307 | 0.02324 | 1077 | 497 | 373 | 207 |
48 | Let’s just calm down and think, “what would Julia Childs do?” | 1.7300 | 0.02186 | 1248 | 586 | 413 | 249 |
49 | I can't believe we let ourselves get sucked into this. | 1.7296 | 0.02164 | 1235 | 569 | 431 | 235 |
50 | Let's not worry about which wine right now. | 1.7254 | 0.02197 | 1169 | 534 | 422 | 213 |
51 | I think we're the "turf." | 1.7246 | 0.02191 | 1151 | 520 | 428 | 203 |
52 | Well, I caught it, now you cook it. | 1.7166 | 0.02342 | 1034 | 481 | 365 | 188 |
53 | It's never a good idea to cook in an empty stomach. | 1.7143 | 0.02395 | 1001 | 471 | 345 | 185 |
54 | We've been consumed by work. | 1.7130 | 0.02357 | 986 | 452 | 365 | 169 |
55 | I wonder if we taste like chicken. | 1.7110 | 0.02495 | 962 | 467 | 306 | 189 |
56 | Even for Brooklyn, this seems a bit edgy. | 1.7065 | 0.02379 | 913 | 409 | 363 | 141 |
57 | I think we should call it Jonah’s | 1.7064 | 0.02553 | 872 | 413 | 302 | 157 |
58 | Swallow your pride. There’s only one way out. | 1.7059 | 0.02540 | 901 | 433 | 300 | 168 |
59 | If he doesn’t swallow a saucier soon, I don’t see how this is going to work. | 1.7053 | 0.02858 | 733 | 359 | 231 | 143 |
60 | When they said we’d be learning the business from the inside out , I had something else in mind. | 1.7050 | 0.02450 | 895 | 411 | 337 | 147 |
61 | Which one is the spare rib? | 1.7041 | 0.02556 | 882 | 423 | 297 | 162 |
62 | We are going to need more lemon. | 1.7029 | 0.02547 | 865 | 409 | 304 | 152 |
63 | We're gonna need a bigger pot | 1.6984 | 0.02650 | 819 | 396 | 274 | 149 |
64 | Yep, it's hard to cook in an empty stomach. | 1.6977 | 0.02628 | 817 | 391 | 282 | 144 |
65 | Classic bait and switch | 1.6952 | 0.02662 | 794 | 381 | 274 | 139 |
66 | Let me guess - krill again. | 1.6940 | 0.02742 | 781 | 385 | 250 | 146 |
67 | I wonder what the Catch of the Day will be. | 1.6934 | 0.02660 | 773 | 366 | 278 | 129 |
68 | Are you sure that’s the only way out? | 1.6930 | 0.02738 | 772 | 378 | 253 | 141 |
69 | Quick, your habanero hot sauce. It's our only chance of escape. | 1.6928 | 0.02635 | 778 | 366 | 285 | 127 |
70 | Looks like we're the catch of the day. | 1.6927 | 0.02675 | 768 | 365 | 274 | 129 |
71 | It's an immersive dining experience. | 1.6927 | 0.02725 | 768 | 373 | 258 | 137 |
72 | I know that's the exit, but, gosh, I wish there was some other way. | 1.6921 | 0.02743 | 760 | 370 | 254 | 136 |
73 | I dunno. The place has good bones, but there’s something fishy about the location. | 1.6920 | 0.02728 | 763 | 370 | 258 | 135 |
74 | The space doesn't look like much yet, but it has good bones. | 1.6919 | 0.02669 | 766 | 363 | 276 | 127 |
75 | Is this biblical or ironic? | 1.6886 | 0.02794 | 729 | 356 | 244 | 129 |
76 | I can’t believe I let you talk me into opening a rib joint. | 1.6882 | 0.02701 | 728 | 342 | 271 | 115 |
77 | Perhaps we’ve taken this whole “immersive dining experience” a little too far. | 1.6860 | 0.02789 | 707 | 340 | 249 | 118 |
78 | Here comes the next wave of customers. | 1.6856 | 0.02720 | 741 | 356 | 262 | 123 |
79 | We are going to need a bigger pan. | 1.6851 | 0.02782 | 705 | 338 | 251 | 116 |
80 | I think we’ve taken farm-to-table a bit too far. | 1.6848 | 0.02819 | 698 | 338 | 242 | 118 |
81 | Are you kidding? This is a GREAT location for our new restaurant - each rib is six feet apart and it's open at both ends! | 1.6844 | 0.02770 | 716 | 345 | 252 | 119 |
82 | I'm not 100% sure, but I think we got lost somewhere between farm and table | 1.6837 | 0.02773 | 724 | 354 | 244 | 124 |
83 | You know that gastronomy and gastroenterology are not the same thing, right? | 1.6805 | 0.02794 | 698 | 337 | 247 | 114 |
84 | We have to debone this? | 1.6777 | 0.02864 | 664 | 327 | 226 | 111 |
85 | I’m gonna say it....these chef competition shows are getting ridiculous. | 1.6770 | 0.03076 | 647 | 336 | 184 | 127 |
86 | Well, this is hard to digest. | 1.6766 | 0.02858 | 640 | 304 | 239 | 97 |
87 | The job posting said “rib joint”... | 1.6744 | 0.02954 | 605 | 290 | 222 | 93 |
88 | I'm thinking ribs? | 1.6736 | 0.02941 | 625 | 304 | 221 | 100 |
89 | I think three weeks at 450 degrees ought to do it. | 1.6733 | 0.02974 | 600 | 289 | 218 | 93 |
90 | I think he misunderstood "Chef Tasting" menu. | 1.6720 | 0.03100 | 628 | 326 | 182 | 120 |
91 | I pictured something different when you said we were going to open a rib joint. | 1.6715 | 0.02903 | 624 | 300 | 229 | 95 |
92 | The krill is gone! | 1.6711 | 0.03057 | 605 | 303 | 198 | 104 |
93 | Don’t worry: ribs are my specialty. | 1.6705 | 0.02917 | 601 | 285 | 229 | 87 |
94 | Well, this is just offal. | 1.6689 | 0.03113 | 592 | 300 | 188 | 104 |
95 | These cooking competitions are getting ridiculous. | 1.6678 | 0.03143 | 581 | 295 | 184 | 102 |
96 | That emergency exit doesn't look good. | 1.6672 | 0.03050 | 601 | 301 | 199 | 101 |
97 | When I said I have bigger fish to fry this is not what I had in mind. | 1.6655 | 0.03131 | 580 | 294 | 186 | 100 |
98 | I think the only way out of here is using all of the pepper and standing under the blow hole. | 1.6655 | 0.03164 | 568 | 288 | 182 | 98 |
99 | Looks like we're the fresh catch of the day. | 1.6649 | 0.03082 | 564 | 277 | 199 | 88 |
100 | Table now available for Jonah, party of one. | 1.6637 | 0.03103 | 571 | 285 | 193 | 93 |
101 | This is the last rib joint I'll work in. | 1.6632 | 0.03055 | 573 | 282 | 202 | 89 |
102 | These Costco portions are getting out of hand. | 1.6612 | 0.03043 | 552 | 266 | 207 | 79 |
103 | This ones going to take forever to debone | 1.6611 | 0.03126 | 543 | 267 | 193 | 83 |
104 | I say we do this one bone in. | 1.6605 | 0.03112 | 539 | 263 | 196 | 80 |
105 | When you said we'd be in the belly of the beast, I thought you meant that food critic from the Times. | 1.6603 | 0.03202 | 527 | 262 | 182 | 83 |
106 | Stop blubbering. | 1.6580 | 0.03127 | 541 | 267 | 192 | 82 |
107 | Let's hope he doesn't swallow a food critic. | 1.6571 | 0.03308 | 522 | 269 | 163 | 90 |
108 | We're gonna need a ton of butter. | 1.6566 | 0.03517 | 431 | 214 | 151 | 66 |
109 | The irony of our situation is hard to swallow... | 1.6565 | 0.03231 | 524 | 264 | 176 | 84 |
110 | Blimey, I thought it said this was the finest culinary school in *Wales* | 1.6542 | 0.03253 | 506 | 253 | 175 | 78 |
111 | You think we might be Catch of the Day? | 1.6532 | 0.03316 | 519 | 269 | 161 | 89 |
112 | Jonah, party of one? | 1.6528 | 0.03186 | 527 | 264 | 182 | 81 |
113 | Wait. Was it dinner for two, or two for dinner? | 1.6524 | 0.03139 | 515 | 251 | 192 | 72 |
114 | I’m not so worried about how we got in..... | 1.6506 | 0.03636 | 395 | 196 | 141 | 58 |
115 | You’re gonna need a bigger pan. | 1.6506 | 0.03220 | 518 | 261 | 177 | 80 |
116 | This seems like a lot of effort for one Michelin star. | 1.6495 | 0.03305 | 485 | 243 | 169 | 73 |
117 | Call me Fishmael | 1.6459 | 0.03521 | 466 | 246 | 139 | 81 |
118 | These network cooking challenges are getting weirder and weirder... | 1.6458 | 0.03322 | 480 | 242 | 166 | 72 |
119 | We should push the ribs. | 1.6447 | 0.03352 | 470 | 237 | 163 | 70 |
120 | No. You plate it." | 1.6447 | 0.03445 | 470 | 244 | 149 | 77 |
121 | We should have stuck to farm-to-table. | 1.6436 | 0.03406 | 463 | 236 | 156 | 71 |
122 | I guess we are officially part of the kitchen's skeleton crew. | 1.6433 | 0.03470 | 457 | 236 | 148 | 73 |
123 | What would Jonah do? | 1.6418 | 0.03519 | 469 | 250 | 137 | 82 |
124 | So, this is Hell’s Kitchen. | 1.6416 | 0.03502 | 452 | 235 | 144 | 73 |
125 | Would this be considered indoor dining? | 1.6410 | 0.03434 | 468 | 243 | 150 | 75 |
126 | This part of the dream is where I usually wake up. | 1.6403 | 0.03448 | 442 | 224 | 153 | 65 |
127 | The vaulted ceiling is nice. | 1.6395 | 0.03240 | 441 | 210 | 180 | 51 |
128 | Is this locally sourced enough for you? | 1.6393 | 0.03444 | 438 | 221 | 154 | 63 |
129 | Outdoor dining doesn’t seem so bad now. | 1.6382 | 0.03439 | 434 | 218 | 155 | 61 |
130 | If we get out of here, I'm never working on a cruise ship again. | 1.6372 | 0.03496 | 430 | 219 | 148 | 63 |
131 | Be a chef for a cruise line, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. | 1.6364 | 0.03456 | 429 | 216 | 153 | 60 |
132 | Who was the genius that put belly of the beast on the menu? | 1.6359 | 0.03388 | 423 | 219 | 144 | 60 |
133 | I suppose we could do ribs again... | 1.6359 | 0.03494 | 423 | 214 | 149 | 60 |
134 | You're the one who said we were too good to work at Olive Garden. | 1.6355 | 0.03572 | 428 | 223 | 138 | 67 |
135 | Surprisingly this is not the strangest place I’ve catered a wedding. | 1.6348 | 0.03505 | 419 | 212 | 148 | 59 |
136 | Like I told the investors, the place definitely needs work but it has great bones. . | 1.6344 | 0.03473 | 424 | 214 | 151 | 59 |
137 | It’s time we talked about the room in this elephant. | 1.6340 | 0.03672 | 418 | 222 | 127 | 69 |
138 | I think I’m going to drop the expression “there are always bigger fish to fry” from this day forward | 1.6336 | 0.03448 | 423 | 212 | 154 | 57 |
139 | I guess we should’ve brought the big pan. | 1.6336 | 0.03448 | 423 | 212 | 154 | 57 |
140 | I never thought I'd say this, but I miss outdoor dining. | 1.6325 | 0.03507 | 419 | 213 | 147 | 59 |
141 | Well I guess outdoor dining really IS safer. | 1.6318 | 0.03495 | 421 | 214 | 148 | 59 |
142 | At least the shrimp is fresh. | 1.6284 | 0.03700 | 401 | 212 | 126 | 63 |
143 | Well, I know one way out. | 1.6277 | 0.03639 | 419 | 223 | 129 | 67 |
144 | I take back everything I said about vegans. | 1.6266 | 0.03631 | 399 | 207 | 134 | 58 |
145 | And you said, "I know this great place to open a rib joint. . ." | 1.6266 | 0.03596 | 399 | 205 | 138 | 56 |
146 | OK. We've got catch of the day. Now what? | 1.6256 | 0.03768 | 390 | 208 | 120 | 62 |
147 | Ok, apparently the way to his heart is not through the stomach. | 1.6256 | 0.03586 | 398 | 204 | 139 | 55 |
148 | You and your locally sourced ingredients! | 1.6250 | 0.03520 | 392 | 196 | 147 | 49 |
149 | Don't forget; it's just a Zoom background. | 1.6247 | 0.03687 | 389 | 203 | 129 | 57 |
150 | When you said you wanted to start a seafood place called ‘Jonah’s’ this isn’t what I had in mind... | 1.6247 | 0.03741 | 389 | 206 | 123 | 60 |
151 | I get the feeling we ARE the chef's special. | 1.6244 | 0.03710 | 386 | 202 | 127 | 57 |
152 | When I said I knew cooking inside out, I didn't mean this. | 1.6231 | 0.03717 | 390 | 206 | 125 | 59 |
153 | Well, the brochure did say we’d learn cooking from the inside out. | 1.6224 | 0.03720 | 392 | 208 | 124 | 60 |
154 | These Top Chef challenges are getting more difficult. | 1.6220 | 0.03786 | 381 | 203 | 119 | 59 |
155 | Remind me never to sign up to an immersion course again. | 1.6199 | 0.03821 | 371 | 208 | 103 | 60 |
156 | Did you bring any lemon? | 1.6189 | 0.03743 | 370 | 193 | 125 | 52 |
157 | You sure you heard "grill" and not "krill"? | 1.6166 | 0.03698 | 386 | 204 | 126 | 56 |
158 | Well this blows. | 1.6156 | 0.03850 | 385 | 214 | 106 | 65 |
159 | How do we know which ones are the spare ribs? | 1.6152 | 0.03941 | 356 | 193 | 107 | 56 |
160 | Do we have to go out that way? | 1.6148 | 0.03709 | 392 | 210 | 123 | 59 |
161 | We’re going to need more butter... | 1.6144 | 0.03584 | 376 | 191 | 139 | 46 |
162 | Do I have a reservation? More than you can possibly imagine. | 1.6141 | 0.03910 | 355 | 191 | 110 | 54 |
163 | You wanted to open a gastropub. | 1.6141 | 0.03679 | 355 | 180 | 132 | 43 |
164 | Just asking, is this considered inside or outside dining? | 1.6139 | 0.03800 | 373 | 200 | 117 | 56 |
165 | Try tickling it again | 1.6136 | 0.03768 | 352 | 182 | 124 | 46 |
166 | This might be worse than the cruise gig. | 1.6131 | 0.03712 | 367 | 191 | 127 | 49 |
167 | This is a disaster of gastronomic proportions. | 1.6122 | 0.03889 | 343 | 181 | 114 | 48 |
168 | I've always said that we make great appetizers. | 1.6117 | 0.03926 | 358 | 195 | 107 | 56 |
169 | I think we took ‘immersive dining experience’ too far. | 1.6108 | 0.03572 | 352 | 174 | 141 | 37 |
170 | The ad only said: Chefs Wanted, Jonah’s Place. | 1.6106 | 0.03731 | 357 | 185 | 126 | 46 |
171 | I told you we shouldn't name it Jonah's. | 1.6101 | 0.03862 | 336 | 175 | 117 | 44 |
172 | On the upside, there's literally a ton of fresh krill. | 1.6096 | 0.03905 | 356 | 193 | 109 | 54 |
173 | I wish I had another wish. | 1.6095 | 0.04067 | 338 | 186 | 98 | 54 |
174 | If it doesn't swallow something soon, we'll be out of a job, | 1.6095 | 0.04002 | 338 | 183 | 104 | 51 |
175 | Honestly, it’s just nice to be out of the house. | 1.6090 | 0.04008 | 335 | 181 | 104 | 50 |
176 | I’m pretty sure we used the wrong mushrooms | 1.6049 | 0.04232 | 324 | 183 | 86 | 55 |
177 | I didn’t expect culinary school to be such an immersive experience. | 1.6048 | 0.03885 | 334 | 176 | 114 | 44 |
178 | This isn't the kind of rib joint I had in mind when I applied for this job. | 1.6048 | 0.03953 | 334 | 179 | 108 | 47 |
179 | Is this the Hollandaise tunnel? | 1.6042 | 0.03958 | 336 | 181 | 107 | 48 |
180 | ...and I always thought 'in the belly of the beast' was just a cliche" | 1.6041 | 0.03802 | 341 | 178 | 120 | 43 |
181 | Next time I say we just order the beluga caviar online. | 1.6037 | 0.04082 | 323 | 176 | 99 | 48 |
182 | I don't know. Chef just said he wants it de-boned. | 1.6027 | 0.04173 | 297 | 159 | 97 | 41 |
183 | It appears it is WE that are ‘today’s catch’. | 1.6012 | 0.03912 | 326 | 172 | 112 | 42 |
184 | This is the last time we source the catch of the day from Costco! | 1.6012 | 0.04005 | 336 | 184 | 102 | 50 |
185 | I have a feeling this is going to turn into a dive. | 1.6006 | 0.04086 | 313 | 169 | 100 | 44 |
186 | I don’t think we can fillet our way out of this one! | 1.6000 | 0.04218 | 310 | 172 | 90 | 48 |
187 | We’re going to have to filet our way out of here. | 1.6000 | 0.03856 | 310 | 158 | 118 | 34 |
188 | These cooking show challenges really need to...scale back. | 1.6000 | 0.04090 | 320 | 175 | 98 | 47 |
189 | Here comes the dinner rush. | 1.5993 | 0.04123 | 307 | 166 | 98 | 43 |
190 | The ad did say it was a bare bones kitchen | 1.5993 | 0.04123 | 307 | 166 | 98 | 43 |
191 | As long as the meat falls off the bone everything should be just fine | 1.5981 | 0.03875 | 311 | 160 | 116 | 35 |
192 | The ad sought "two professional chefs to make a satisfying dinner." | 1.5974 | 0.04315 | 308 | 175 | 82 | 51 |
193 | Not to criticize, but I've been in better rib joints. | 1.5964 | 0.03742 | 332 | 171 | 124 | 37 |
194 | Looks like tonight's special will be krill again. | 1.5949 | 0.04061 | 316 | 172 | 100 | 44 |
195 | These pop-up venues grow increasingly ridiculous. | 1.5943 | 0.03989 | 350 | 197 | 98 | 55 |
196 | I think we need a bigger pot... | 1.5929 | 0.03896 | 312 | 163 | 113 | 36 |
197 | Don't worry. The clientele comes in waves. | 1.5928 | 0.03971 | 307 | 162 | 108 | 37 |
198 | Krill flambed, krill au gratin, boiled krill. I’m running out of ideas. | 1.5920 | 0.04133 | 299 | 162 | 97 | 40 |
199 | One thing I can say, Its got good bones. | 1.5919 | 0.03790 | 321 | 166 | 120 | 35 |
200 | Now I understand why it’s called Jonah’s | 1.5906 | 0.03921 | 298 | 154 | 112 | 32 |
201 | kinda gives catch of the day a different perspective.. | 1.5904 | 0.03999 | 293 | 153 | 107 | 33 |
202 | At a time like this, we must ask the question: "What would Jonah do?" | 1.5903 | 0.04312 | 288 | 160 | 86 | 42 |
203 | I guess we should have been more specific about "all you can eat." | 1.5888 | 0.04017 | 304 | 168 | 97 | 39 |
204 | Some guy named Jonah is joining us for dinner. | 1.5888 | 0.03976 | 304 | 161 | 107 | 35 |
205 | Last time you pick the spot for a pop-up, Jonah. | 1.5881 | 0.04071 | 318 | 176 | 97 | 45 |
206 | We may have taken the 'farm to table' dining concept too far. | 1.5872 | 0.04120 | 298 | 162 | 97 | 39 |
207 | On this week’s episode of Hell’s Kitchen... | 1.5866 | 0.04344 | 283 | 158 | 84 | 41 |
208 | In hindsight, we should’ve gone with the vegan menu. | 1.5863 | 0.04493 | 278 | 159 | 75 | 44 |
209 | Call you Ishmael? Call me bouillabaisse! | 1.5858 | 0.04189 | 309 | 174 | 89 | 46 |
210 | No kidding! This really is 'The Rib Room'. | 1.5855 | 0.04352 | 275 | 152 | 85 | 38 |
211 | I hate to tell you this, but these aren’t short ribs | 1.5848 | 0.04206 | 277 | 149 | 94 | 34 |
212 | I think we might have bitten off more than we can stew. | 1.5842 | 0.04394 | 279 | 157 | 81 | 41 |
213 | You think we’re taking this ocean to table thing a bit too far? | 1.5839 | 0.04273 | 274 | 149 | 90 | 35 |
214 | I didn't take you literally when you said you had 'bigger fish to fry.' | 1.5830 | 0.04230 | 283 | 155 | 91 | 37 |
215 | I think we put too much of ourselves into our cooking. | 1.5828 | 0.04181 | 290 | 159 | 93 | 38 |
216 | Do you remember how to debone a whole fish? | 1.5821 | 0.04314 | 268 | 146 | 88 | 34 |
217 | It seems slow right now, but we’ll have a big wave before long. | 1.5808 | 0.03992 | 260 | 136 | 100 | 24 |
218 | We should probably leave the same way we came in. | 1.5805 | 0.04097 | 298 | 163 | 97 | 38 |
219 | Whalers are hiring cooks" he said. "What can go wrong," he said | 1.5799 | 0.04493 | 269 | 153 | 76 | 40 |
220 | I would have been fine with what we had. But no, you said the fish had to be fresh. | 1.5799 | 0.04088 | 288 | 155 | 99 | 34 |
221 | Looks like it's seafood again. | 1.5793 | 0.04068 | 290 | 156 | 100 | 34 |
222 | Well Jonah, this is a fine mess you got us in | 1.5789 | 0.04269 | 285 | 159 | 87 | 39 |
223 | Julia Child' was right. "Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need." | 1.5788 | 0.04274 | 292 | 165 | 85 | 42 |
224 | Jonah was right; the ambiance is unique. | 1.5780 | 0.04093 | 282 | 151 | 99 | 32 |
225 | I didn't think this was what they meant by "inside dining" | 1.5776 | 0.04364 | 277 | 158 | 79 | 40 |
226 | «Well, it couldn’t be more fresh, but do we have enough butter?” | 1.5768 | 0.04345 | 293 | 169 | 79 | 45 |
227 | I don’t think this is what people had in mind when the city announced the re-opening of inside dining | 1.5765 | 0.04375 | 281 | 160 | 80 | 41 |
228 | Did Chef say “ biblical proportions”... or portions”? | 1.5763 | 0.04393 | 262 | 145 | 83 | 34 |
229 | Well, we made it to the season finale. Now what? | 1.5760 | 0.04294 | 283 | 159 | 85 | 39 |
230 | These Iron Chef competitions are getting downright ridiculous. | 1.5753 | 0.04598 | 259 | 149 | 71 | 39 |
231 | Are you starting to feel like an ingredient ? | 1.5753 | 0.04330 | 259 | 141 | 87 | 31 |
232 | Can’t we just get our sushi at the market like everyone else? | 1.5749 | 0.04073 | 287 | 155 | 99 | 33 |
233 | Zero counter space. | 1.5748 | 0.04429 | 254 | 140 | 82 | 32 |
234 | The good news is that we have plenty of oil. | 1.5737 | 0.04679 | 251 | 145 | 68 | 38 |
235 | Us. It's What's For Dinner. | 1.5737 | 0.04470 | 251 | 139 | 80 | 32 |
236 | Okay. When the fish start coming in, look for a good flounder. | 1.5736 | 0.04422 | 265 | 149 | 80 | 36 |
237 | This place blows. | 1.5720 | 0.04695 | 250 | 145 | 67 | 38 |
238 | Looks like we’re going to need a bigger frying pan. | 1.5720 | 0.04304 | 264 | 145 | 87 | 32 |
239 | Okay, I think we might’ve gone too far with this indoor dining concept | 1.5720 | 0.04304 | 264 | 145 | 87 | 32 |
240 | I guess we are going to have a rib special. | 1.5714 | 0.04250 | 287 | 162 | 86 | 39 |
241 | I really hate cooking on an empty stomach! | 1.5704 | 0.04121 | 291 | 167 | 86 | 38 |
242 | Just what I was afraid of, the inside appears to be a bit under cooked | 1.5704 | 0.04362 | 270 | 152 | 82 | 36 |
243 | I think I know why the place is called Jonah’s Kitchen | 1.5703 | 0.04577 | 256 | 147 | 72 | 37 |
244 | What do we do for chips? | 1.5686 | 0.04490 | 255 | 144 | 77 | 34 |
245 | just follow your gut they said | 1.5675 | 0.04317 | 252 | 137 | 87 | 28 |
246 | When the ad said "chef wanted for mobile food establishment" I envisioned a food truck | 1.5669 | 0.04292 | 254 | 138 | 88 | 28 |
247 | Wait — THIS is the great rib place you were talking about? | 1.5668 | 0.04155 | 277 | 152 | 93 | 32 |
248 | Let's wait to see what comes in. | 1.5661 | 0.04487 | 242 | 134 | 79 | 29 |
249 | Some days you're the chef... and some days you're the meal. | 1.5661 | 0.04563 | 242 | 136 | 75 | 31 |
250 | This doesn’t feel sustainable. | 1.5656 | 0.04422 | 244 | 134 | 82 | 28 |
251 | That's it? Nothing but sushi? | 1.5654 | 0.04598 | 237 | 133 | 74 | 30 |
252 | You think your Bar and Krill idea will catch on? | 1.5650 | 0.04471 | 246 | 137 | 79 | 30 |
253 | So... this is vegan purgatory eh | 1.5650 | 0.04617 | 246 | 141 | 71 | 34 |
254 | This goes way beyond farm-to-table... | 1.5649 | 0.04757 | 239 | 139 | 65 | 35 |
255 | This farm to table thing has gone way too far. | 1.5649 | 0.04452 | 239 | 131 | 81 | 27 |
256 | I can't help but wonder how I'm tasting. | 1.5647 | 0.04526 | 255 | 146 | 74 | 35 |
257 | I was told I’d be working at a rib joint. | 1.5645 | 0.04370 | 248 | 136 | 84 | 28 |
258 | I guess we're the daily catch. | 1.5642 | 0.04220 | 257 | 139 | 91 | 27 |
259 | I knew we shouldn’t have called our restaurant Jonah’s | 1.5625 | 0.04376 | 256 | 143 | 82 | 31 |
260 | Let's enjoy this break before the next wave | 1.5625 | 0.04518 | 240 | 134 | 77 | 29 |
261 | Deboning this will be a whale of a job! | 1.5618 | 0.04369 | 251 | 139 | 83 | 29 |
262 | This isnt what I meant when I said I knew my way around a fish. | 1.5610 | 0.04398 | 246 | 136 | 82 | 28 |
263 | I’m no longer sure those were edible mushrooms! | 1.5605 | 0.04555 | 248 | 142 | 73 | 33 |
264 | Well... Chef did say tonight's meal would be biblical... | 1.5605 | 0.04428 | 248 | 141 | 76 | 31 |
265 | We're gonna need a bigger knife.......... | 1.5603 | 0.04755 | 232 | 134 | 66 | 32 |
266 | Please tell me that's not the only way to exit. | 1.5603 | 0.04755 | 232 | 134 | 66 | 32 |
267 | What's the point? It'll just taste like chicken. | 1.5595 | 0.04465 | 252 | 143 | 77 | 32 |
268 | I think we're going to need a bigger wok. | 1.5583 | 0.04634 | 240 | 138 | 70 | 32 |
269 | 'Help feed endangered animals,' they said. 'It'll look great on your résumé,' they said. | 1.5574 | 0.04748 | 235 | 137 | 65 | 33 |
270 | Apparently, oatmeal doesn't stick to your ribs after all. | 1.5569 | 0.04512 | 246 | 140 | 75 | 31 |
271 | Perhaps ISHMAEL'S isn't the best name for a new restaurant. | 1.5565 | 0.04496 | 239 | 134 | 77 | 28 |
272 | Chef said he wants it deboned" | 1.5556 | 0.04205 | 243 | 136 | 84 | 23 |
273 | I swear the ad said "New job", not "New Job". | 1.5551 | 0.04600 | 245 | 142 | 70 | 33 |
274 | I'm back in my recurring nightmare of insufficient culinary tools and an endless rack of ribs. | 1.5551 | 0.04838 | 227 | 133 | 62 | 32 |
275 | Looks like it’s ribs tonight | 1.5547 | 0.04518 | 256 | 149 | 72 | 35 |
276 | ‘To understand food, you must become food.’ | 1.5546 | 0.04589 | 238 | 136 | 72 | 30 |
277 | You said there’d be krill. | 1.5545 | 0.04698 | 220 | 124 | 70 | 26 |
278 | Ownership is calling it Ishmael. | 1.5545 | 0.04518 | 220 | 120 | 78 | 22 |
279 | No guts, no glory. | 1.5536 | 0.04460 | 224 | 122 | 80 | 22 |
280 | Jonah said it'll look better once they install the tables and the bar. | 1.5534 | 0.04271 | 262 | 147 | 85 | 30 |
281 | It looks like we just became the “catch of the day.” | 1.5532 | 0.04474 | 235 | 131 | 78 | 26 |
282 | Oh boy, we are gonna need a lotta stuffing | 1.5532 | 0.04634 | 235 | 135 | 70 | 30 |
283 | So...you’re THAT Jonah! | 1.5525 | 0.04759 | 219 | 125 | 67 | 27 |
284 | Not sure our Bible-themed menu was a good idea. | 1.5525 | 0.04488 | 219 | 119 | 79 | 21 |
285 | We're gonna need a lotta lemons! | 1.5522 | 0.04751 | 230 | 134 | 65 | 31 |
286 | I hope he gives us a good review on Kelp. | 1.5522 | 0.04791 | 230 | 135 | 63 | 32 |
287 | Which rib is spare? | 1.5519 | 0.04432 | 241 | 135 | 79 | 27 |
288 | I believe we're going to need a bigger pan. | 1.5504 | 0.04591 | 238 | 137 | 71 | 30 |
289 | I cannot believe I fell for a phishing scam. | 1.5484 | 0.04794 | 217 | 125 | 65 | 27 |
290 | I preferred working from home. | 1.5472 | 0.04880 | 212 | 123 | 62 | 27 |
291 | I guess that makes us the catch of the day. | 1.5472 | 0.04741 | 212 | 120 | 68 | 24 |
292 | Well...it is fresh | 1.5471 | 0.04246 | 223 | 118 | 88 | 17 |
293 | Looks like ribs again tonight. | 1.5459 | 0.04922 | 207 | 120 | 61 | 26 |
294 | Alimentary, dear Watson. | 1.5455 | 0.04790 | 220 | 128 | 64 | 28 |
295 | I don't really trust that light at the end. | 1.5455 | 0.04703 | 220 | 126 | 68 | 26 |
296 | So Karma is real! | 1.5450 | 0.04800 | 222 | 130 | 63 | 29 |
297 | Well, I guess we're making ribs. | 1.5447 | 0.04355 | 235 | 130 | 82 | 23 |
298 | Ironically, the travel itinerary did say the voyage would conclude in Wales. | 1.5446 | 0.04851 | 224 | 133 | 60 | 31 |
299 | Oh, God! Here comes the stuffing. | 1.5439 | 0.04664 | 228 | 132 | 68 | 28 |
300 | If we get out of this alive, it's just desserts from here on out. | 1.5434 | 0.04851 | 219 | 129 | 61 | 29 |
301 | Let’s wait for a good yawn. | 1.5433 | 0.04712 | 208 | 117 | 69 | 22 |
302 | We’ve become the key ingredients | 1.5433 | 0.04999 | 208 | 123 | 57 | 28 |
303 | What pairs well with krill? | 1.5433 | 0.04810 | 208 | 119 | 65 | 24 |
304 | I think we're the Chef's surprise. | 1.5431 | 0.04396 | 232 | 129 | 80 | 23 |
305 | In a way, we did make the perfect meal. | 1.5430 | 0.04599 | 221 | 125 | 72 | 24 |
306 | Ok, let’s talk exit strategy. | 1.5424 | 0.04425 | 236 | 133 | 78 | 25 |
307 | Should probably get started on the stuffing then... | 1.5413 | 0.04955 | 218 | 131 | 56 | 31 |
308 | Quail." I clearly said the third course was "quail. | 1.5411 | 0.05065 | 207 | 124 | 54 | 29 |
309 | ‘Well, it still beats Olive Garden.’ | 1.5411 | 0.04730 | 207 | 117 | 68 | 22 |
310 | Where’s Jonah? He said he wanted chips. | 1.5394 | 0.04476 | 241 | 139 | 74 | 28 |
311 | Brace yourself, that sound means here comes today’s “Catch of the Day”. | 1.5392 | 0.05076 | 204 | 122 | 54 | 28 |
312 | I am beginning to think dinner is us. | 1.5385 | 0.04860 | 208 | 121 | 62 | 25 |
313 | You turned off the oven right? | 1.5377 | 0.04712 | 199 | 111 | 69 | 19 |
314 | These Masterchef challenges have taken a dark turn | 1.5373 | 0.04987 | 201 | 118 | 58 | 25 |
315 | My mother was right. I should have gone to law school. | 1.5373 | 0.05036 | 201 | 119 | 56 | 26 |
316 | Funny, my name's Jonah too. | 1.5370 | 0.04726 | 216 | 125 | 66 | 25 |
317 | The decor’s a bit bland, but it has good bones. | 1.5366 | 0.04664 | 205 | 115 | 70 | 20 |
318 | I thought people would be excited about our return to indoor dining.... | 1.5362 | 0.04830 | 207 | 120 | 63 | 24 |
319 | Call me Bechamel. | 1.5357 | 0.04977 | 224 | 138 | 52 | 34 |
320 | I feel like the whole locally sourced thing has gotten out of hand. | 1.5357 | 0.04873 | 196 | 112 | 63 | 21 |
321 | YOU'RE worried? All the wines I picked for tonight are heavy reds. | 1.5355 | 0.04948 | 211 | 126 | 57 | 28 |
322 | We're going to need a bigger frypan! | 1.5350 | 0.04696 | 200 | 112 | 69 | 19 |
323 | Hmm, we're going to need a LOT more BBQ sauce... | 1.5350 | 0.04696 | 200 | 112 | 69 | 19 |
324 | The way to his heart is through what again? | 1.5349 | 0.04878 | 215 | 128 | 59 | 28 |
325 | We’re looking for a spare rib. | 1.5344 | 0.04347 | 262 | 154 | 76 | 32 |
326 | The ad said "Looking for "Seasoned Chefs'" How was I supposed to know?? | 1.5343 | 0.05030 | 204 | 122 | 55 | 27 |
327 | Let’s take this off the menu. | 1.5343 | 0.05172 | 204 | 125 | 49 | 30 |
328 | Hope the tide comes in soon, we're outa fish. | 1.5342 | 0.04767 | 219 | 129 | 63 | 27 |
329 | I don’t think throwing ourselves into our work was such a good idea... | 1.5340 | 0.04897 | 206 | 121 | 60 | 25 |
330 | What's the best thing to eat on an empty stomach? | 1.5337 | 0.05274 | 208 | 130 | 43 | 34 |
331 | My other fear is that it will be too moist. | 1.5333 | 0.04634 | 210 | 119 | 70 | 21 |
332 | 'Deadliest Catch Meets Iron Chef' should've been a red flag. | 1.5327 | 0.04872 | 199 | 115 | 62 | 22 |
333 | Whales don't eat sharks. Do they? | 1.5323 | 0.04680 | 201 | 113 | 69 | 19 |
334 | Go to Culinary school, they said. You’ll have a whale of a time, they said. | 1.5321 | 0.04872 | 218 | 131 | 58 | 29 |
335 | I’m gonna need a bigger pan. | 1.5320 | 0.05097 | 203 | 123 | 52 | 28 |
336 | Okay, we removed all the giblets, now what? | 1.5315 | 0.04543 | 222 | 127 | 72 | 23 |
337 | When they said this was going to be a whale of an opportunity, what were you thinking? | 1.5308 | 0.04521 | 211 | 118 | 74 | 19 |
338 | Is it too late to claim I am a pastry chef? | 1.5308 | 0.04668 | 211 | 121 | 68 | 22 |
339 | I think we've gone too far with this 'locally-sourced' thing. | 1.5297 | 0.04717 | 202 | 115 | 67 | 20 |
340 | The time has come to give up on theme restaurants | 1.5294 | 0.05270 | 187 | 113 | 49 | 25 |
341 | I believe it was Jacques Pepin that said, ‘With a spatula and a sauce pan, a good cook can do anything.’ | 1.5282 | 0.05105 | 195 | 117 | 53 | 25 |
342 | Let's find the blowhole so we don't eject through the poop deck. | 1.5275 | 0.05380 | 182 | 111 | 46 | 25 |
343 | You know, this never happened when I worked at the steakhouse. | 1.5275 | 0.04970 | 182 | 104 | 60 | 18 |
344 | I thought you brought the lemon. | 1.5271 | 0.04700 | 203 | 116 | 67 | 20 |
345 | When they said "Biblical menu" they weren't kidding | 1.5268 | 0.04667 | 205 | 117 | 68 | 20 |
346 | Well, the brochure did say ‘culinary immersion’. | 1.5263 | 0.04876 | 190 | 109 | 62 | 19 |
347 | You ever get the feeling that we’re the secret ingredient? | 1.5251 | 0.04813 | 219 | 132 | 59 | 28 |
348 | Are you sure that sign didn't say 'Kelp Wanted'? | 1.5249 | 0.05112 | 181 | 106 | 55 | 20 |
349 | It looks like we'll have ribs to spare" | 1.5240 | 0.04619 | 208 | 119 | 69 | 20 |
350 | I don't know what happened to Jonah, he had a reservation. | 1.5236 | 0.04970 | 191 | 112 | 58 | 21 |
351 | From now on, we read the fine print. Agreed? | 1.5233 | 0.05040 | 193 | 115 | 55 | 23 |
352 | How are we gonna cook our way out of this one? | 1.5231 | 0.04841 | 195 | 113 | 62 | 20 |
353 | Don't worry, 43 Senators say we don't have a problem. | 1.5228 | 0.04964 | 197 | 117 | 57 | 23 |
354 | On the upside, no one will have fresher seafood. | 1.5222 | 0.04691 | 180 | 99 | 68 | 13 |
355 | 'Baleine ala Jonah' est tres difficile mon ami. | 1.5222 | 0.04822 | 180 | 101 | 64 | 15 |
356 | I feel weird that all I’m thinking about is how under seasoned and under cooked we are. | 1.5217 | 0.04585 | 207 | 118 | 70 | 19 |
357 | I don't think we need to worry about the virus anymore. | 1.5215 | 0.05182 | 186 | 112 | 51 | 23 |
358 | I doubt if we’ll need all these ribs. | 1.5213 | 0.04797 | 188 | 107 | 64 | 17 |
359 | Not what I expected when I ordered bone-in. | 1.5208 | 0.05061 | 192 | 115 | 54 | 23 |
360 | Well, it doesn't get much more local than this. | 1.5204 | 0.04544 | 196 | 109 | 72 | 15 |
361 | The saddest part is that we weren't even seasoned first. | 1.5204 | 0.04738 | 221 | 133 | 61 | 27 |
362 | Well, there's only so much we can do with plankton. | 1.5200 | 0.04858 | 200 | 118 | 60 | 22 |
363 | This totally blows. And when she does, we can escape. | 1.5196 | 0.04838 | 204 | 121 | 60 | 23 |
364 | I’ll need a bigger pan. | 1.5190 | 0.04783 | 210 | 125 | 61 | 24 |
365 | I said spotted dick not Moby Dick” | 1.5187 | 0.04934 | 187 | 109 | 59 | 19 |
366 | Never go shopping in an empty stomach. | 1.5187 | 0.04992 | 187 | 110 | 57 | 20 |
367 | Who told you about this rib joint? | 1.5185 | 0.04839 | 189 | 109 | 62 | 18 |
368 | Here comes the lunch rush. | 1.5176 | 0.04744 | 199 | 118 | 60 | 21 |
369 | Do we have a krill recipe...? | 1.5169 | 0.05053 | 178 | 104 | 56 | 18 |
370 | It sure does look different from the inside! | 1.5165 | 0.04972 | 182 | 106 | 58 | 18 |
371 | Don’t worry, it’s just for flavor. They’ll take us out before they bake it. | 1.5160 | 0.04973 | 188 | 111 | 57 | 20 |
372 | As I recall, it's your turn to debone the fillet. | 1.5160 | 0.04973 | 188 | 111 | 57 | 20 |
373 | We're gonna need a bigger freezer. | 1.5153 | 0.04824 | 196 | 115 | 61 | 20 |
374 | You wouldn’t happen to have a feather? | 1.5146 | 0.04704 | 206 | 121 | 64 | 21 |
375 | Well, they did say culinary school would be an immersive experience. | 1.5141 | 0.04815 | 177 | 100 | 63 | 14 |
376 | If we can get rid of the smell we can open up in here at 50% capacity. | 1.5138 | 0.05054 | 181 | 109 | 52 | 20 |
377 | At a whale tasting, you're either the taster or the taste. | 1.5138 | 0.04931 | 181 | 105 | 59 | 17 |
378 | Which level did we park on? | 1.5135 | 0.05091 | 185 | 111 | 53 | 21 |
379 | Wow, the elimination round of this seafood competition is brutal! | 1.5131 | 0.05136 | 191 | 117 | 50 | 24 |
380 | Well, the space WAS listed as a ‘bare bones’ kitchen... | 1.5126 | 0.04980 | 199 | 121 | 54 | 24 |
381 | This is offal. | 1.5120 | 0.05387 | 166 | 100 | 47 | 19 |
382 | I don’t know what he wants from us. I mean...there are only so many ways to prepare krill. | 1.5116 | 0.05116 | 172 | 101 | 54 | 17 |
383 | well, it’s an immersive experience | 1.5115 | 0.05007 | 174 | 101 | 57 | 16 |
384 | You know, maybe using frozen fish this one time would have been ok. | 1.5114 | 0.04967 | 176 | 102 | 58 | 16 |
385 | You think this is bad? Wait till you see where the dishwasher is. | 1.5111 | 0.05136 | 180 | 108 | 52 | 20 |
386 | I think we're the stuffing. | 1.5104 | 0.04785 | 192 | 112 | 62 | 18 |
387 | I failed literature...is this irony? | 1.5104 | 0.05062 | 192 | 117 | 52 | 23 |
388 | This is not what I had in mind when I signed up for a culinary inmersion program. | 1.5101 | 0.04790 | 198 | 117 | 61 | 20 |
389 | Well... that's one palate cleansed. | 1.5091 | 0.05343 | 165 | 99 | 48 | 18 |
390 | At least our jobs are safe for the next three days. | 1.5089 | 0.04902 | 169 | 96 | 60 | 13 |
391 | When they said this show was a mix between 'Chopped' and 'Survivor', they weren't kidding. | 1.5088 | 0.05138 | 171 | 101 | 53 | 17 |
392 | I think we're going to need a bigger frying pan. | 1.5084 | 0.04971 | 179 | 105 | 57 | 17 |
393 | We're gonna need a bigger gravy boat. | 1.5070 | 0.04873 | 213 | 132 | 54 | 27 |
394 | It's not a good idea to cook on an empty stomach. | 1.5059 | 0.05293 | 170 | 103 | 48 | 19 |
395 | Go on ‘Iron Chef’,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said | 1.5056 | 0.05055 | 178 | 106 | 54 | 18 |
396 | Couldn’t he have just sent it back? | 1.5054 | 0.04837 | 186 | 109 | 60 | 17 |
397 | Well, I don't know what else I expected when applying to an "immersive sushi restaurant. | 1.5053 | 0.04879 | 190 | 113 | 58 | 19 |
398 | Soooo... you're sure this is the way to his heart? | 1.5051 | 0.04843 | 198 | 119 | 58 | 21 |
399 | I’ll just head back and grab a bigger pan. | 1.5051 | 0.04790 | 198 | 118 | 60 | 20 |
400 | I thought Jonah's was an edgy new place in Williamsburg. | 1.5048 | 0.04541 | 210 | 123 | 68 | 19 |
401 | This is fresh. | 1.5032 | 0.05521 | 155 | 94 | 44 | 17 |
402 | This blows. | 1.5031 | 0.05222 | 161 | 95 | 51 | 15 |
403 | I dunno. Sushi...? | 1.5030 | 0.05087 | 167 | 98 | 54 | 15 |
404 | I will never be impressed by another rack of ribs, that's for sure. | 1.5028 | 0.04610 | 181 | 102 | 67 | 12 |
405 | We'll call it, "Jonah's Place" | 1.5024 | 0.04526 | 211 | 124 | 68 | 19 |
406 | We need a bigger pan. | 1.5000 | 0.05136 | 168 | 100 | 52 | 16 |
407 | Know any good krill recipes? | 1.5000 | 0.04751 | 184 | 107 | 62 | 15 |
408 | I hope they didn't order it filleted. | 1.5000 | 0.05232 | 154 | 90 | 51 | 13 |
409 | Work on a ship they said, it will be fun! | 1.5000 | 0.05367 | 164 | 100 | 46 | 18 |
410 | And to think this place was packed at this time last year | 1.5000 | 0.05055 | 178 | 107 | 53 | 18 |
411 | Let’s forget about cooking and go with sushi! | 1.5000 | 0.05096 | 176 | 106 | 52 | 18 |
412 | Not what I had in mind when I said the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. | 1.5000 | 0.05037 | 166 | 97 | 55 | 14 |
413 | At least someone finally ordered the chef’s special. | 1.5000 | 0.05329 | 174 | 108 | 45 | 21 |
414 | The jonah party of 60 better show up | 1.5000 | 0.05160 | 170 | 102 | 51 | 17 |
415 | I guess the special will be fresh-caught something.” | 1.5000 | 0.05196 | 180 | 111 | 48 | 21 |
416 | How many different ways can a man cook plankton... | 1.5000 | 0.05180 | 166 | 99 | 51 | 16 |
417 | I was thinking we could do a blubber tartare. | 1.5000 | 0.04843 | 198 | 120 | 57 | 21 |
418 | When you said ‘let’s do a standing rib roast,’ this wasn’t what I had in mind. | 1.4976 | 0.05073 | 207 | 133 | 45 | 29 |
419 | I think we should have brought more butter. | 1.4972 | 0.05075 | 177 | 107 | 52 | 18 |
420 | This is not what I had in mind when you asked if I knew how to cook ribs. | 1.4972 | 0.04816 | 177 | 103 | 60 | 14 |
421 | Well...you're right about the acoustics. | 1.4971 | 0.05053 | 175 | 105 | 53 | 17 |
422 | I hear a voice at the end of the tunnel. | 1.4971 | 0.05095 | 173 | 104 | 52 | 17 |
423 | So just surf and surf then? | 1.4971 | 0.05071 | 171 | 102 | 53 | 16 |
424 | I think I’ll need a bigger pot. | 1.4970 | 0.05158 | 167 | 100 | 51 | 16 |
425 | Well, you did say you always wanted to work in the belly of the beast. | 1.4970 | 0.05227 | 167 | 101 | 49 | 17 |
426 | And then he said, "You like seafood? I'll show you some seafood." | 1.4969 | 0.05222 | 161 | 96 | 50 | 15 |
427 | Just how paleo do you think they’re going to get? | 1.4969 | 0.05071 | 161 | 94 | 54 | 13 |
428 | I’m going to crepe my pants. | 1.4968 | 0.05688 | 157 | 99 | 38 | 20 |
429 | Unless this thing swallowed a stove... | 1.4968 | 0.05288 | 155 | 92 | 49 | 14 |
430 | This industry is krill or be krilled. | 1.4967 | 0.05496 | 153 | 93 | 44 | 16 |
431 | I told you that signing up for the Survivor and Top Chef crossover episode was a bad idea! | 1.4967 | 0.05469 | 151 | 91 | 45 | 15 |
432 | Just make sure the fish is fresh", you said! Happy now? | 1.4948 | 0.04862 | 194 | 118 | 56 | 20 |
433 | This job blows! | 1.4943 | 0.05391 | 174 | 110 | 42 | 22 |
434 | There's only one way out. | 1.4939 | 0.05572 | 164 | 104 | 39 | 21 |
435 | How do you expect me to barbecue these ribs. | 1.4939 | 0.05367 | 164 | 101 | 45 | 18 |
436 | I don't know where to start. | 1.4939 | 0.05006 | 164 | 96 | 55 | 13 |
437 | It seems like maybe we skipped a step | 1.4939 | 0.05006 | 164 | 96 | 55 | 13 |
438 | I can never remember, is is sushi or sashimi? | 1.4938 | 0.05416 | 162 | 100 | 44 | 18 |
439 | This is definitely a health code violation. | 1.4937 | 0.05059 | 158 | 92 | 54 | 12 |
440 | Perhaps a krill soufflé would soften his mood. | 1.4937 | 0.05293 | 158 | 95 | 48 | 15 |
441 | This is a nightmare ... we do not have enough mint jelly. | 1.4935 | 0.05312 | 154 | 92 | 48 | 14 |
442 | I see light at the end of the uvula. | 1.4934 | 0.05362 | 152 | 91 | 47 | 14 |
443 | This is a recipe for disaster. | 1.4933 | 0.05812 | 150 | 95 | 36 | 19 |
444 | We should have paid more attention in Sunday School. | 1.4932 | 0.06011 | 146 | 94 | 32 | 20 |
445 | Is another star from Michelin worth it? | 1.4916 | 0.04645 | 179 | 103 | 64 | 12 |
446 | I think we went down the wrong pipe. | 1.4915 | 0.04914 | 177 | 108 | 52 | 17 |
447 | I’m into food, but I never thought I’d be this into it. | 1.4914 | 0.05306 | 175 | 110 | 44 | 21 |
448 | At Chez Jonah, we know our cuisine inside and out, unfortunately." | 1.4913 | 0.05160 | 173 | 106 | 49 | 18 |
449 | Catering these Viking funerals is the worst. | 1.4912 | 0.04933 | 171 | 101 | 56 | 14 |
450 | In another minute, I'm going to start blubbering. | 1.4910 | 0.05016 | 167 | 99 | 54 | 14 |
451 | How the heck do we de-bone this? | 1.4908 | 0.05102 | 163 | 97 | 52 | 14 |
452 | Well, Jonah DID say we’d have some big mouths to feed. | 1.4908 | 0.05248 | 163 | 99 | 48 | 16 |
453 | I’m not looking forward to the noon rush. | 1.4906 | 0.05115 | 159 | 94 | 52 | 13 |
454 | If I've said it once...Location, location, location. | 1.4904 | 0.05616 | 157 | 99 | 39 | 19 |
455 | I simply cannot do fish without lemon! | 1.4899 | 0.05183 | 149 | 87 | 51 | 11 |
456 | So I'm guessing there's no outside seating... | 1.4899 | 0.05270 | 149 | 88 | 49 | 12 |
457 | Wait, were we the menu? | 1.4897 | 0.05371 | 145 | 86 | 47 | 12 |
458 | So much tension waiting for the catch of the day. | 1.4894 | 0.05143 | 188 | 119 | 46 | 23 |
459 | Not my idea of catch of the day | 1.4892 | 0.04896 | 186 | 113 | 55 | 18 |
460 | I think we used the wrong type of mushroom. | 1.4890 | 0.05153 | 182 | 114 | 47 | 21 |
461 | These cooking shows are getting out of hand. | 1.4882 | 0.05293 | 170 | 106 | 45 | 19 |
462 | So I guess we can make sushi. | 1.4880 | 0.04963 | 166 | 98 | 55 | 13 |
463 | This krill dish you've been raving about better be worth this! | 1.4880 | 0.05318 | 166 | 103 | 45 | 18 |
464 | Wait for the light at the mouth of the tunnel. | 1.4878 | 0.05080 | 164 | 98 | 52 | 14 |
465 | When I said “fresh,” this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.4878 | 0.05080 | 164 | 98 | 52 | 14 |
466 | Chef, remind me, did you say "bouillabaisse" or "Blue-whale-base?"... | 1.4873 | 0.05660 | 158 | 101 | 37 | 20 |
467 | I guess you were right: we should have killed it first. | 1.4872 | 0.04897 | 195 | 121 | 53 | 21 |
468 | Looks like dinner's already been served. | 1.4872 | 0.05263 | 156 | 94 | 48 | 14 |
469 | Sure, but is it really sushi-grade? | 1.4868 | 0.05196 | 152 | 90 | 50 | 12 |
470 | And I thought working at The White House was bad. | 1.4867 | 0.05575 | 150 | 93 | 41 | 16 |
471 | Well I found the exit, though I'm not sure you're gunna like the route | 1.4863 | 0.05851 | 146 | 93 | 35 | 18 |
472 | You fillet. I'll sauté. | 1.4863 | 0.05519 | 146 | 89 | 43 | 14 |
473 | I agreed to calling it Jonah’s Seafood, but I draw a line on this decor! | 1.4861 | 0.05574 | 144 | 88 | 42 | 14 |
474 | This is no place to pick a bone with me. | 1.4855 | 0.05028 | 173 | 105 | 52 | 16 |
475 | And you thought Trump Culinary School was a good idea? | 1.4855 | 0.05288 | 173 | 109 | 44 | 20 |
476 | Imagine it's Friday night...a few lights,some tables,a boatload of people.... | 1.4850 | 0.04794 | 167 | 97 | 59 | 11 |
477 | Oh, no. I left my boning knife at my station. | 1.4843 | 0.05490 | 159 | 100 | 41 | 18 |
478 | This is probably a bad time to tell you that I failed deboning in culinary school. | 1.4839 | 0.05286 | 155 | 94 | 47 | 14 |
479 | If I had known this was one of the challenges, I wouldn’t have entered. | 1.4839 | 0.05443 | 155 | 96 | 43 | 16 |
480 | Maybe we can call it Jonah's? | 1.4837 | 0.05416 | 153 | 94 | 44 | 15 |
481 | I don't think this will work without cilantro. | 1.4837 | 0.05003 | 153 | 89 | 54 | 10 |
482 | I think we've taken this farm-to-table thing a bit too far. | 1.4837 | 0.05172 | 153 | 91 | 50 | 12 |
483 | I just never thought cosmic retribution would get so personal. | 1.4834 | 0.05705 | 151 | 96 | 37 | 18 |
484 | I can only imagine what the secret ingredient is going to be | 1.4831 | 0.04926 | 178 | 108 | 54 | 16 |
485 | If he sends it back we’re done for | 1.4826 | 0.05048 | 172 | 105 | 51 | 16 |
486 | I hate being a live-in chef. | 1.4825 | 0.05601 | 143 | 88 | 41 | 14 |
487 | These “pop-up” restaurants are getting out of hand... | 1.4825 | 0.05601 | 143 | 88 | 41 | 14 |
488 | Come to think of it, I think it may have been dill, not krill, that the recipe called for. | 1.4824 | 0.05090 | 170 | 104 | 50 | 16 |
489 | - I cannot think on an empty stomach! | 1.4821 | 0.05203 | 168 | 104 | 47 | 17 |
490 | Short ribs ala Ahab perhaps? | 1.4820 | 0.05437 | 139 | 83 | 45 | 11 |
491 | The realtor said bare bones, but c'mon... | 1.4820 | 0.05532 | 139 | 84 | 43 | 12 |
492 | We've got bigger fish to fry. | 1.4818 | 0.05492 | 137 | 82 | 44 | 11 |
493 | I told you not to let Ahab go to the market. | 1.4817 | 0.05434 | 164 | 104 | 41 | 19 |
494 | Some days you eat the whale, other days the whale eats you! | 1.4812 | 0.05243 | 160 | 98 | 47 | 15 |
495 | Once we got vaccinated I thought it would be safe to work on a cruise ship. | 1.4810 | 0.05291 | 158 | 97 | 46 | 15 |
496 | There's a big difference between a standing rib roast and standing in the rib roast | 1.4810 | 0.05291 | 158 | 97 | 46 | 15 |
497 | At least it'll be fresh. | 1.4808 | 0.04853 | 156 | 90 | 57 | 9 |
498 | Let me guess. The special is ribs tonight. | 1.4808 | 0.05417 | 156 | 97 | 43 | 16 |
499 | Jonah, I wish you would quit saying you are experiencing deja vu. | 1.4803 | 0.05676 | 152 | 97 | 37 | 18 |
500 | So much for location, location, location. | 1.4803 | 0.05441 | 152 | 94 | 43 | 15 |
501 | I don't think we have enough stuffing. | 1.4800 | 0.05115 | 175 | 109 | 48 | 18 |
502 | How are your filleting skills? | 1.4797 | 0.05379 | 148 | 90 | 45 | 13 |
503 | Looks like we're whats for dinner. | 1.4792 | 0.05395 | 144 | 87 | 45 | 12 |
504 | 'Well, now, I suppose we could be considered an amuse bouche.' | 1.4792 | 0.05484 | 144 | 88 | 43 | 13 |
505 | Looks like we'll be sautéing krill again tonight. | 1.4789 | 0.05448 | 142 | 86 | 44 | 12 |
506 | Krill again. Always krill. | 1.4786 | 0.05503 | 140 | 85 | 43 | 12 |
507 | Gonna need a bigger skillet. | 1.4785 | 0.05173 | 163 | 100 | 48 | 15 |
508 | So this is a Standing Rib Roast! | 1.4777 | 0.05613 | 157 | 101 | 37 | 19 |
509 | I’ve made standing rib roast before but always from the outside. | 1.4775 | 0.04989 | 178 | 110 | 51 | 17 |
510 | There is no way we can cook this in an hour and win this contest. | 1.4774 | 0.05518 | 155 | 98 | 40 | 17 |
511 | Take the new job they said, it will be fun they said. | 1.4774 | 0.05042 | 155 | 92 | 52 | 11 |
512 | I thought the ad said a large fish restaurant in Wales too. | 1.4773 | 0.06128 | 132 | 85 | 31 | 16 |
513 | Usually I just get the liver from the butcher. | 1.4768 | 0.05703 | 151 | 97 | 36 | 18 |
514 | That was the last of the krill and anchovies. Any suggestions? | 1.4768 | 0.05218 | 151 | 91 | 48 | 12 |
515 | Remember when you said "What could possibly go wrong?" | 1.4765 | 0.05267 | 149 | 90 | 47 | 12 |
516 | I wish I could say there is light at the end of the tunnel. | 1.4762 | 0.04992 | 168 | 102 | 52 | 14 |
517 | Fifteen dollars an hour does NOT make this any better! | 1.4759 | 0.05714 | 145 | 92 | 37 | 16 |
518 | Oh, God, the irony. | 1.4755 | 0.05329 | 143 | 86 | 46 | 11 |
519 | Gives a whole new meaning to dining in! | 1.4755 | 0.05329 | 143 | 86 | 46 | 11 |
520 | I never even got a chance to marinate. | 1.4752 | 0.05381 | 141 | 85 | 45 | 11 |
521 | I wish I'd lost Iron Chef | 1.4748 | 0.05624 | 139 | 86 | 40 | 13 |
522 | I liked the first class when we learned to mince garlic. | 1.4747 | 0.05513 | 158 | 101 | 39 | 18 |
523 | Apparently the line between preparing sea food and becoming sea food is thinner than we thought. | 1.4747 | 0.05135 | 158 | 96 | 49 | 13 |
524 | I do appreciate the irony. | 1.4745 | 0.05587 | 137 | 84 | 41 | 12 |
525 | ‘’Well it appears the tables have turned!” | 1.4737 | 0.05398 | 133 | 79 | 45 | 9 |
526 | I said take me to the grill,not the krill! | 1.4737 | 0.04876 | 190 | 119 | 52 | 19 |
527 | Well, I guess it's fish again tonight. | 1.4733 | 0.05326 | 150 | 92 | 45 | 13 |
528 | I know we want the freshest fish, but do you think we went overboard? | 1.4728 | 0.04684 | 184 | 111 | 59 | 14 |
529 | So then the Krill enter from which direction? | 1.4722 | 0.04922 | 144 | 83 | 54 | 7 |
530 | I feel a pit in my stomach. Or maybe I feel like a pit in someone else's stomach. | 1.4717 | 0.04953 | 159 | 95 | 53 | 11 |
531 | I said I wanted the short ribs! | 1.4714 | 0.05594 | 140 | 87 | 40 | 13 |
532 | The ad mentioned a "chefs tasting contest"... | 1.4710 | 0.05651 | 138 | 86 | 39 | 13 |
533 | I thought a reality show called ‘The Belly of the Beast’ would just involve getting yelled at by Chef Ramsey or something, you know? | 1.4710 | 0.05651 | 138 | 86 | 39 | 13 |
534 | Who put the new guy in charge of ordering the ribs? | 1.4710 | 0.05461 | 138 | 84 | 43 | 11 |
535 | It's time to get out of seafood. | 1.4710 | 0.04650 | 155 | 101 | 40 | 13 |
536 | I guess we’ll be serving ribs today. | 1.4709 | 0.04977 | 172 | 106 | 51 | 15 |
537 | Where's Jonah? | 1.4706 | 0.05615 | 136 | 84 | 40 | 12 |
538 | I dunno, Dan, the timing feels a bit risky. Apparently 60% of New Yorkers say that they would need to be fully vaccinated before they’d feel comfortable eating inside of a whale. | 1.4706 | 0.05711 | 136 | 85 | 38 | 13 |
539 | What would Julia Child do? | 1.4706 | 0.05517 | 136 | 83 | 42 | 11 |
540 | I think you’re taking the farm to table trend a little too far, chef. | 1.4706 | 0.05417 | 136 | 82 | 44 | 10 |
541 | I hate when they order off-menu. | 1.4702 | 0.05382 | 151 | 94 | 43 | 14 |
542 | I told you 'Belly of the Beast' was a stupid name for a restaurant. | 1.4699 | 0.05128 | 183 | 118 | 44 | 21 |
543 | Could you please stop singing ‘Stuck in the Middle with You’? | 1.4698 | 0.05350 | 149 | 92 | 44 | 13 |
544 | I know it's unsafe to eat but I don't think we should get the internal temperature to 145 degrees. | 1.4691 | 0.05410 | 162 | 104 | 40 | 18 |
545 | I'm working the krill station tonight. I'm gonna need a hand. | 1.4690 | 0.05454 | 145 | 90 | 42 | 13 |
546 | The worst part is the way out of here. | 1.4681 | 0.05831 | 141 | 91 | 34 | 16 |
547 | It's a little undercooked on the inside. | 1.4681 | 0.05564 | 141 | 88 | 40 | 13 |
548 | This place gives me the crills | 1.4681 | 0.05743 | 141 | 90 | 36 | 15 |
549 | They said it was named Jonah's | 1.4675 | 0.05385 | 154 | 97 | 42 | 15 |
550 | That one time I missed class it had to be on "how to debone a fish" day! | 1.4672 | 0.05773 | 137 | 87 | 36 | 14 |
551 | I'm thinking frying is out so sushi it is. | 1.4671 | 0.05081 | 167 | 104 | 48 | 15 |
552 | What would Ahab do? | 1.4667 | 0.05740 | 135 | 85 | 37 | 13 |
553 | Well the acoustics seem good. | 1.4667 | 0.05443 | 135 | 85 | 40 | 10 |
554 | Something smells fishy to me Colin. | 1.4667 | 0.05341 | 135 | 81 | 45 | 9 |
555 | Replaying it in my head, perhaps the chef said "quail." | 1.4667 | 0.05267 | 165 | 105 | 43 | 17 |
556 | Jonah, why does this keep happening? | 1.4662 | 0.05374 | 148 | 92 | 43 | 13 |
557 | Are we expecting Jonah or Pinocchio? | 1.4662 | 0.05542 | 148 | 94 | 39 | 15 |
558 | I got the directions from Apple maps. Why do you ask? | 1.4662 | 0.05459 | 148 | 93 | 41 | 14 |
559 | If he eats hot soup we're cooked. | 1.4662 | 0.05625 | 148 | 95 | 37 | 16 |
560 | Do you think we've taken locally-sourced, farm-to-table too far? | 1.4662 | 0.05802 | 133 | 84 | 36 | 13 |
561 | This sustainable beluga caviar thing has gone a bit too far | 1.4648 | 0.05443 | 142 | 96 | 31 | 14 |
562 | There's nothing here, c'mon I’ve got bigger fish to fry! | 1.4646 | 0.05678 | 127 | 78 | 39 | 10 |
563 | At least he soaked us in sea salt first | 1.4646 | 0.05787 | 127 | 79 | 37 | 11 |
564 | The restaurant's new "immersive dining experience" seems a little extreme. | 1.4645 | 0.05359 | 155 | 98 | 42 | 15 |
565 | never again we are doing acid before our shift. | 1.4645 | 0.05280 | 155 | 97 | 44 | 14 |
566 | We probably should have brought a larger pan | 1.4641 | 0.05329 | 153 | 96 | 43 | 14 |
567 | It doesn’t get any fresher than this | 1.4634 | 0.05806 | 123 | 76 | 37 | 10 |
568 | Normally I'd be ecstatic over a kitchen this size. | 1.4632 | 0.05802 | 136 | 87 | 35 | 14 |
569 | We've really got to find the kitchen before the krill arrive. | 1.4632 | 0.05612 | 136 | 85 | 39 | 12 |
570 | It was your idea to put our names on the menu. | 1.4631 | 0.05911 | 149 | 100 | 29 | 20 |
571 | I hate rib night. | 1.4627 | 0.04930 | 134 | 77 | 52 | 5 |
572 | When she said we’d be working in the back, this is not what I expected. | 1.4626 | 0.05133 | 147 | 89 | 48 | 10 |
573 | Are you sure that krill recipe is really worth it? | 1.4621 | 0.05832 | 132 | 84 | 35 | 13 |
574 | Do you think we put a little too much of ourselves into it? | 1.4621 | 0.04992 | 145 | 86 | 51 | 8 |
575 | These theme restaurants are getting ridiculous! | 1.4615 | 0.05897 | 130 | 83 | 34 | 13 |
576 | Maybe we should try a recipe that doesn't use plankton?" | 1.4615 | 0.05176 | 156 | 97 | 46 | 13 |
577 | Worst escape room challenge EVER. | 1.4610 | 0.05740 | 141 | 91 | 35 | 15 |
578 | I think the kitchen manager may have misunderstood me when I asked her to put in a large fish order. | 1.4605 | 0.05187 | 152 | 94 | 46 | 12 |
579 | Be thankful we don't have to bone it. | 1.4605 | 0.05017 | 152 | 92 | 50 | 10 |
580 | This is NOT what I meant when I said "Find your inner chef!" | 1.4605 | 0.05513 | 152 | 98 | 38 | 16 |
581 | I should have known, Jonah, when I hired you, things might take a difficult turn. | 1.4604 | 0.05524 | 139 | 87 | 40 | 12 |
582 | They said to look for the executive chef, a guy named Jonah | 1.4604 | 0.05429 | 139 | 86 | 42 | 11 |
583 | If we're both in here, who's doing the basting? | 1.4604 | 0.05618 | 139 | 88 | 38 | 13 |
584 | Why can't we source our krill locally? | 1.4604 | 0.05332 | 139 | 87 | 41 | 11 |
585 | I think you're right, ribs it is then... | 1.4603 | 0.05595 | 126 | 77 | 40 | 9 |
586 | Guess all the pepper is still on the boat, huh? | 1.4599 | 0.05770 | 137 | 88 | 35 | 14 |
587 | So...tonight’s special is ribs? | 1.4599 | 0.05385 | 137 | 84 | 43 | 10 |
588 | It’s still technically outdoor dining. | 1.4599 | 0.05077 | 137 | 81 | 49 | 7 |
589 | Same as yesterday, fish. | 1.4595 | 0.05371 | 148 | 93 | 42 | 13 |
590 | Tonight, we dine on krill. | 1.4593 | 0.05639 | 135 | 85 | 38 | 12 |
591 | You are the one who was sick of working from home. | 1.4589 | 0.05678 | 146 | 95 | 35 | 16 |
592 | Build a rib joint and they will come, you said. | 1.4583 | 0.05564 | 144 | 92 | 38 | 14 |
593 | Something's eating me, but I'm not sure what. | 1.4583 | 0.05564 | 144 | 92 | 38 | 14 |
594 | You de-bone. I'll filet. | 1.4581 | 0.05277 | 155 | 98 | 43 | 14 |
595 | I guess it’s sushi for dinner again? | 1.4580 | 0.05113 | 131 | 77 | 48 | 6 |
596 | I have that eerie feeling we have served our last rib roast. | 1.4578 | 0.05240 | 166 | 107 | 42 | 17 |
597 | Just think how silly these hats look now. | 1.4577 | 0.05440 | 142 | 89 | 41 | 12 |
598 | Did the guy at the entrance say ask for Jonah? | 1.4575 | 0.05245 | 153 | 96 | 44 | 13 |
599 | The marinade is going to be a really challenge...maybe just a rub? | 1.4574 | 0.05393 | 129 | 78 | 43 | 8 |
600 | I think you’re gonna need a bigger spatula. | 1.4571 | 0.05400 | 140 | 87 | 42 | 11 |
601 | I think we're going to need a smaller boat. | 1.4565 | 0.05454 | 138 | 86 | 41 | 11 |
602 | It's the most disconcerting theme restaurant I've ever worked for. | 1.4559 | 0.05099 | 136 | 81 | 48 | 7 |
603 | This is the biggest rib place I have ever been in. | 1.4559 | 0.05308 | 136 | 88 | 36 | 12 |
604 | What’s eating you? | 1.4558 | 0.05395 | 147 | 93 | 41 | 13 |
605 | That was no typo. It was catering for the Jonah Brothers. | 1.4552 | 0.05535 | 145 | 93 | 38 | 14 |
606 | I think we’re gonna need a bigger gravy boat. | 1.4545 | 0.05142 | 132 | 88 | 33 | 11 |
607 | Locally sourced" is out of control | 1.4545 | 0.05226 | 143 | 88 | 45 | 10 |
608 | Did he say he wanted a Krilled cheese sandwich and crabcakes? | 1.4545 | 0.05522 | 132 | 82 | 40 | 10 |
609 | There have to be easier ways to find out if it's grass-fed. | 1.4545 | 0.05868 | 121 | 76 | 35 | 10 |
610 | Who is deboning this? | 1.4545 | 0.05728 | 132 | 84 | 36 | 12 |
611 | When they told us, "the pop-up would be at Moby's," I just assumed it was the musician. | 1.4545 | 0.05750 | 121 | 75 | 37 | 9 |
612 | I finally understand veganism. | 1.4538 | 0.05686 | 130 | 82 | 37 | 11 |
613 | Just once I'd like to prepare something, anything, other than krill. | 1.4538 | 0.05937 | 119 | 75 | 34 | 10 |
614 | Don’t cook now. Someone is trying to krill us! | 1.4533 | 0.05400 | 150 | 96 | 40 | 14 |
615 | I can’t stomach this. | 1.4531 | 0.05530 | 128 | 79 | 40 | 9 |
616 | I guess we could try de-boning it. | 1.4531 | 0.05640 | 128 | 83 | 34 | 11 |
617 | They never believe us when we say we’re in belly of the beast. | 1.4531 | 0.05418 | 128 | 78 | 42 | 8 |
618 | Before we panic, let's get a copyright on "Ribs of Biblical Proportions." | 1.4527 | 0.05618 | 148 | 97 | 35 | 16 |
619 | it's time you learned to filet | 1.4527 | 0.05618 | 148 | 97 | 35 | 16 |
620 | What a day to forget my knives | 1.4524 | 0.05475 | 126 | 77 | 41 | 8 |
621 | I have a lot more experience with pork belly. | 1.4519 | 0.06014 | 135 | 90 | 29 | 16 |
622 | We're gonna need more sauce. | 1.4519 | 0.05536 | 135 | 85 | 39 | 11 |
623 | I know we’re calling it “Jonah’s Fish House”, but the decor seems a bit too literal- | 1.4511 | 0.05491 | 133 | 83 | 40 | 10 |
624 | It's a whale of a location for a new bistro! | 1.4511 | 0.05491 | 133 | 83 | 40 | 10 |
625 | I guess this is our fault for having an all-you-can-eat krill night. | 1.4510 | 0.06480 | 102 | 65 | 28 | 9 |
626 | We should have brought a bigger pan. | 1.4507 | 0.05153 | 142 | 87 | 46 | 9 |
627 | What's worse, the food or the ambience? | 1.4504 | 0.05442 | 131 | 81 | 41 | 9 |
628 | I told you serving up that endangered species menu would come back to bite us. | 1.4504 | 0.05653 | 131 | 83 | 37 | 11 |
629 | We're gonna be in the weekly digest. | 1.4500 | 0.05780 | 120 | 75 | 36 | 9 |
630 | Where's the shrimp? | 1.4500 | 0.05657 | 120 | 74 | 38 | 8 |
631 | The heck with the Master Chef competition finals. I say we team up and get out of here... | 1.4500 | 0.05583 | 140 | 90 | 37 | 13 |
632 | I hope he pairs us with a good wine - | 1.4500 | 0.05583 | 140 | 90 | 37 | 13 |
633 | I think we are the crudités | 1.4496 | 0.05608 | 129 | 81 | 38 | 10 |
634 | You go fillet it... | 1.4492 | 0.05847 | 118 | 74 | 35 | 9 |
635 | I feel so useless. All he eats is sashimi. | 1.4490 | 0.05304 | 147 | 93 | 42 | 12 |
636 | When I applied they said it was a seafood restaurant through and through. | 1.4490 | 0.05304 | 147 | 93 | 42 | 12 |
637 | I think he might have been kidding when he said you always begin to sauté a large fish from the inside. | 1.4488 | 0.06195 | 127 | 85 | 27 | 15 |
638 | I told you this farm-to-table craze was going to get us killed. | 1.4485 | 0.05887 | 136 | 90 | 31 | 15 |
639 | Yes, Jona’s Restaurant provides a unique dining experience..... eating out while feeling eaten. | 1.4483 | 0.05616 | 145 | 95 | 35 | 15 |
640 | These “Chopped” challenges are really getting ridiculous! | 1.4483 | 0.05530 | 145 | 94 | 37 | 14 |
641 | Same ol' same ol' at table 1: Jonah and Ahab. | 1.4474 | 0.06365 | 114 | 75 | 27 | 12 |
642 | Which ones do you think are the baby back ribs? | 1.4472 | 0.05796 | 123 | 78 | 35 | 10 |
643 | Follow Jonah, you said. Fresh fish, you said. | 1.4472 | 0.05796 | 123 | 78 | 35 | 10 |
644 | I think we can take our hats off now | 1.4464 | 0.05649 | 112 | 68 | 38 | 6 |
645 | Some guy named Jonah at Table 1 complained about the service. | 1.4463 | 0.05744 | 121 | 76 | 36 | 9 |
646 | Sure it’s fresh — but this just takes “locally sourced” a step too far! | 1.4462 | 0.05357 | 130 | 84 | 35 | 10 |
647 | If anyone asks, I was the main, you were the side. | 1.4462 | 0.05887 | 130 | 85 | 32 | 13 |
648 | I don’t see any short ribs around here! | 1.4462 | 0.05575 | 130 | 82 | 38 | 10 |
649 | I didn't think boning a fish would be so all-consuming. | 1.4453 | 0.05525 | 128 | 80 | 39 | 9 |
650 | I have a new appreciation for "bon appetite." | 1.4453 | 0.05743 | 128 | 82 | 35 | 11 |
651 | I don't think the guy who said "The way to the heart is through the stomach" meant it literally. | 1.4453 | 0.05412 | 128 | 79 | 41 | 8 |
652 | At least I hope we're tasty. | 1.4453 | 0.05667 | 137 | 89 | 35 | 13 |
653 | You said “open a rib restaurant and they’ll be lining up for miles”! | 1.4452 | 0.04941 | 155 | 96 | 49 | 10 |
654 | It's certainly fresh. | 1.4444 | 0.05430 | 135 | 85 | 40 | 10 |
655 | Inside dining has reopened. | 1.4444 | 0.05751 | 117 | 73 | 36 | 8 |
656 | No, you tell Captain Ahab that his dinner is going to be late. | 1.4444 | 0.05642 | 144 | 95 | 34 | 15 |
657 | The decor stinks, but it's roomy enough to get a lot of people in. | 1.4437 | 0.05244 | 142 | 89 | 43 | 10 |
658 | I feel like we’re taking “farm-to-table” a little too far. | 1.4435 | 0.05873 | 124 | 80 | 33 | 11 |
659 | When I told my mom I wanted to work in food this is not what I had in mind. | 1.4430 | 0.05118 | 158 | 101 | 43 | 13 |
660 | I think we are the daily special! | 1.4430 | 0.05335 | 149 | 96 | 40 | 13 |
661 | I think we've been wild-caught. | 1.4427 | 0.05852 | 131 | 86 | 32 | 13 |
662 | So this is standing rib, eh? | 1.4426 | 0.05941 | 122 | 79 | 32 | 11 |
663 | Is winning this 'Master Chef' thing really worth it? | 1.4425 | 0.05888 | 113 | 71 | 34 | 8 |
664 | It's not my tummy that's growling, and that's what worries me." | 1.4420 | 0.05444 | 138 | 88 | 39 | 11 |
665 | Looks like we are out of the short ribs. | 1.4420 | 0.05635 | 138 | 90 | 35 | 13 |
666 | We're supposed to report to someone named Jonah. | 1.4419 | 0.05381 | 129 | 80 | 41 | 8 |
667 | I’m wishing we had more say on the ‘catch of the day’ | 1.4417 | 0.05650 | 120 | 77 | 34 | 9 |
668 | Guess you shouldn't have called him a dick! | 1.4416 | 0.05603 | 154 | 104 | 32 | 18 |
669 | I guess flambe is out of the question. | 1.4414 | 0.05526 | 145 | 95 | 36 | 14 |
670 | Not my first choice of kitchen, but it has good bones. | 1.4409 | 0.05081 | 127 | 76 | 46 | 5 |
671 | I don't even have a good rib recipe. | 1.4408 | 0.04548 | 152 | 90 | 57 | 5 |
672 | I think the whale misunderstood what we meant when we said 'we make tasty food.' | 1.4407 | 0.05963 | 118 | 76 | 32 | 10 |
673 | I'm afraid, Pierre, that the gastronomic table has turned | 1.4407 | 0.05840 | 118 | 74 | 34 | 9 |
674 | This rib joint was your idea. | 1.4404 | 0.05596 | 109 | 66 | 38 | 5 |
675 | 'No wonder they call it hells kitchen...the only way to exit is to deal with the asshole!' | 1.4404 | 0.06443 | 109 | 72 | 26 | 11 |
676 | You went to Johnson and Whales, right? | 1.4403 | 0.05556 | 134 | 86 | 37 | 11 |
677 | Is this Hell’s Kitchen? | 1.4397 | 0.06034 | 116 | 75 | 31 | 10 |
678 | You know, it does kind of look like the DC Metro. | 1.4397 | 0.06034 | 116 | 75 | 31 | 10 |
679 | Just don't call me Fishmeal. | 1.4393 | 0.06393 | 107 | 70 | 27 | 10 |
680 | I hate when they order off the menu. | 1.4390 | 0.05433 | 123 | 76 | 40 | 7 |
681 | Now I understand why the baking courses are full. | 1.4380 | 0.05856 | 121 | 78 | 33 | 10 |
682 | Let's just hope no one wants to make stuffing. | 1.4380 | 0.05972 | 121 | 79 | 31 | 11 |
683 | I can’t really explain it . . . it’s just a strong gut feeling. | 1.4380 | 0.05491 | 121 | 75 | 39 | 7 |
684 | This might be too fresh | 1.4380 | 0.05491 | 121 | 75 | 39 | 7 |
685 | Maybe store-bought would've been fine. | 1.4380 | 0.05166 | 137 | 85 | 44 | 8 |
686 | We need to find a different seafood guy. | 1.4375 | 0.05146 | 160 | 104 | 42 | 14 |
687 | Well, this explains the parking. | 1.4375 | 0.05406 | 128 | 80 | 40 | 8 |
688 | Aw nuts! He just swallowed the health inspector. | 1.4364 | 0.06652 | 110 | 75 | 22 | 13 |
689 | Who knew? I thought it would be the perfect ambiance for a seafood restaurant. | 1.4359 | 0.05614 | 117 | 73 | 37 | 7 |
690 | God forbid he belches. | 1.4355 | 0.05521 | 124 | 78 | 38 | 8 |
691 | He was here a second ago, Jonah table for one. | 1.4354 | 0.05551 | 147 | 98 | 34 | 15 |
692 | we might need a bigger pan ... | 1.4351 | 0.05846 | 131 | 87 | 31 | 13 |
693 | We should have taken the short cut ribs. | 1.4351 | 0.05745 | 131 | 86 | 33 | 12 |
694 | This goes way beyond Turducken. | 1.4348 | 0.05438 | 138 | 89 | 38 | 11 |
695 | On second thought maybe we should eat out | 1.4348 | 0.06433 | 115 | 78 | 24 | 13 |
696 | On the plus side, I love working with ribs. | 1.4348 | 0.05438 | 138 | 89 | 38 | 11 |
697 | I think the manager actually said, ‘see you in a WHILE.’ | 1.4344 | 0.06047 | 122 | 81 | 29 | 12 |
698 | When will they lift the indoor dining ban? | 1.4341 | 0.05486 | 129 | 82 | 38 | 9 |
699 | So, Jonah, how do you like your ribs? | 1.4341 | 0.05702 | 129 | 84 | 34 | 11 |
700 | Are you in my nightmare, or am I in yours? | 1.4336 | 0.06013 | 113 | 73 | 31 | 9 |
701 | We forgot the fillet knife. | 1.4320 | 0.06256 | 125 | 86 | 24 | 15 |
702 | Theme restaurants are getting out of control. | 1.4320 | 0.05829 | 125 | 82 | 32 | 11 |
703 | Jonah, your brunch shift starts in 15 minutes. Just repent already and let’s go! | 1.4317 | 0.05958 | 139 | 96 | 26 | 17 |
704 | Am I ungrateful to say I would rather have gone down with the ship? | 1.4314 | 0.06310 | 102 | 66 | 28 | 8 |
705 | At least the ventilation is decent. | 1.4312 | 0.05882 | 109 | 69 | 33 | 7 |
706 | But I am sure this is the address Jonah gave us for the party. | 1.4309 | 0.05665 | 123 | 79 | 35 | 9 |
707 | I'm just gonna' say it. Gordon Ramsey is mean. | 1.4308 | 0.06172 | 130 | 90 | 24 | 16 |
708 | Okay, ribs it is! | 1.4307 | 0.04947 | 137 | 84 | 47 | 6 |
709 | You’re gonna need a bigger broiler. | 1.4307 | 0.05842 | 137 | 93 | 29 | 15 |
710 | I knew they wouldn't come. Belly of The Beast was a lousy name for a seafood restaurant. | 1.4306 | 0.05545 | 144 | 96 | 34 | 14 |
711 | I hope everyone likes fish | 1.4298 | 0.05568 | 114 | 71 | 37 | 6 |
712 | If we make chili, we can get out of here quicker. | 1.4298 | 0.05964 | 121 | 82 | 27 | 12 |
713 | This looks offal! | 1.4297 | 0.05836 | 128 | 85 | 31 | 12 |
714 | This was a recipe for rack of what? | 1.4297 | 0.05836 | 128 | 85 | 31 | 12 |
715 | Tip to tail? | 1.4296 | 0.05617 | 135 | 89 | 34 | 12 |
716 | What if we get rid of "Fresh" and just call it Catch of the Day? | 1.4286 | 0.06177 | 112 | 74 | 28 | 10 |
717 | It felt like an adventure for a while, but now the Krill is gone. | 1.4286 | 0.05337 | 126 | 79 | 40 | 7 |
718 | Shall we debone before we fillet? | 1.4276 | 0.05155 | 145 | 93 | 42 | 10 |
719 | Shall we start with salt and pepper? | 1.4275 | 0.05987 | 138 | 96 | 25 | 17 |
720 | Either we’re late, we’re early, or we’re in the wrong whale carcass. | 1.4275 | 0.05333 | 138 | 89 | 39 | 10 |
721 | Jonah, this made sense on paper | 1.4274 | 0.04676 | 124 | 83 | 36 | 5 |
722 | Maybe the fish didn’t need to be that fresh. | 1.4274 | 0.05735 | 117 | 75 | 34 | 8 |
723 | I told Jonah this was a terrible location. No parking! No foot traffic! | 1.4274 | 0.05986 | 117 | 77 | 30 | 10 |
724 | ...and the special tonight is ribs. | 1.4273 | 0.06387 | 110 | 74 | 25 | 11 |
725 | Ribs tonight? | 1.4272 | 0.06263 | 103 | 67 | 28 | 8 |
726 | I knew I should have brought a bigger pan | 1.4265 | 0.05585 | 136 | 90 | 34 | 12 |
727 | If this gets out, we’ll be ribbed forever | 1.4265 | 0.05585 | 136 | 90 | 34 | 12 |
728 | The ad said, “chefs needed for the Jonas brothers...I think.” | 1.4265 | 0.05386 | 136 | 88 | 38 | 10 |
729 | I guess I thought he meant “belly of the beast” metaphorically. | 1.4264 | 0.05695 | 129 | 85 | 33 | 11 |
730 | Now I understand why this place is called Jonah 's . | 1.4264 | 0.05695 | 129 | 85 | 33 | 11 |
731 | ‘Let’s do a Reality TV Cooking Show,’ you said. ‘It’ll make us famous,’ you said. | 1.4264 | 0.05695 | 129 | 85 | 33 | 11 |
732 | I don't think we're going to cook our way out of this. | 1.4264 | 0.05904 | 129 | 87 | 29 | 13 |
733 | Huh, I’ve never been on this side of a meal before | 1.4264 | 0.05695 | 129 | 85 | 33 | 11 |
734 | We need bigger sushi plates.... | 1.4262 | 0.05572 | 122 | 78 | 36 | 8 |
735 | I thought 'In the Belly of the Beast' was only an expression. | 1.4262 | 0.05926 | 122 | 81 | 30 | 11 |
736 | The employee exit is where?? | 1.4262 | 0.05810 | 122 | 80 | 32 | 10 |
737 | I KNEW we shouldn't have switched our mushroom supplier! | 1.4261 | 0.06183 | 115 | 77 | 27 | 11 |
738 | I always though the expression: "I've got bigger fish to fry" was just an expression. | 1.4261 | 0.06183 | 115 | 77 | 27 | 11 |
739 | I’m all for authenticity, but I refuse to take the trash out that back door tonight. | 1.4261 | 0.05931 | 115 | 80 | 24 | 11 |
740 | A bit high concept for a rib joint, isn’t it? | 1.4255 | 0.05535 | 141 | 94 | 34 | 13 |
741 | Is this the old TWA terminal at JFK ? | 1.4252 | 0.05970 | 127 | 86 | 28 | 13 |
742 | Are you sure you said bowls? | 1.4250 | 0.05877 | 120 | 79 | 31 | 10 |
743 | They call me Ishmael, the sushi chef. | 1.4250 | 0.06336 | 120 | 83 | 23 | 14 |
744 | I wish I'd paid attention in Sunday School now. | 1.4248 | 0.06003 | 113 | 74 | 30 | 9 |
745 | These destination weddings are getting out of hand | 1.4248 | 0.06003 | 113 | 74 | 30 | 9 |
746 | I don't know about you, but lately I feel this job is consuming me. | 1.4248 | 0.05734 | 113 | 72 | 34 | 7 |
747 | Shoulda took the resort gig | 1.4248 | 0.05594 | 113 | 71 | 36 | 6 |
748 | They said it was an inside job. | 1.4242 | 0.05497 | 132 | 86 | 36 | 10 |
749 | Oh. You said quail egg? Now I feel like an idiot. | 1.4242 | 0.05390 | 132 | 85 | 38 | 9 |
750 | We should have taken a left at the fork in the mouth. | 1.4240 | 0.05360 | 125 | 79 | 39 | 7 |
751 | you said you were looking for an 'submersive dining experience' | 1.4240 | 0.05821 | 125 | 83 | 31 | 11 |
752 | Are you sure? This is starting to look less and less like the TWA terminal. | 1.4237 | 0.06067 | 118 | 79 | 28 | 11 |
753 | My agent said I'd be on Chopped, not Swallowed. | 1.4237 | 0.05823 | 118 | 77 | 32 | 9 |
754 | I ordered baby back ribs...NOT baby Beluga back ribs! | 1.4234 | 0.06341 | 111 | 75 | 25 | 11 |
755 | So this is what Hell looks like for Chefs. | 1.4234 | 0.05802 | 111 | 71 | 33 | 7 |
756 | This is still better than your Haggis theme restaurant. | 1.4234 | 0.05356 | 137 | 89 | 38 | 10 |
757 | You know, culinary school actually did a pretty good job of preparing me for this. | 1.4231 | 0.06064 | 104 | 67 | 30 | 7 |
758 | Maybe trying Moby Dick sous vide wasn't such a good idea. | 1.4231 | 0.05908 | 104 | 66 | 32 | 6 |
759 | I told you he didn't have the guts | 1.4231 | 0.05554 | 130 | 85 | 35 | 10 |
760 | I always knew Amazon would take the idea of “Whole Foods” way too far... | 1.4231 | 0.05583 | 104 | 64 | 36 | 4 |
761 | Swallowed whole...I guess I always imagined I'd really be savored. | 1.4231 | 0.05765 | 130 | 87 | 31 | 12 |
762 | Dining outdoors never looked so good. | 1.4228 | 0.05538 | 123 | 79 | 36 | 8 |
763 | This may not be the best pop-up location. | 1.4224 | 0.05496 | 116 | 73 | 37 | 6 |
764 | I think this is carrying destination dining a bit too far. | 1.4224 | 0.05891 | 116 | 76 | 31 | 9 |
765 | I guess herbivores also eat guys named Herb. | 1.4222 | 0.05409 | 135 | 88 | 37 | 10 |
766 | Farm to Table is one thing, but this is too far." | 1.4222 | 0.05094 | 135 | 88 | 39 | 8 |
767 | I just knew the day would come, when I would be on the menu. | 1.4220 | 0.06015 | 109 | 71 | 30 | 8 |
768 | We don't have a large enough pot. | 1.4219 | 0.05390 | 128 | 82 | 38 | 8 |
769 | Looks like someone beat us to the offal. | 1.4216 | 0.05983 | 102 | 65 | 31 | 6 |
770 | We're going to need a whole lot more stuffing | 1.4215 | 0.05598 | 121 | 78 | 35 | 8 |
771 | Maybe we should be working remotely? | 1.4215 | 0.05839 | 121 | 80 | 31 | 10 |
772 | I wish I didn't skip deboning class. | 1.4215 | 0.05956 | 121 | 81 | 29 | 11 |
773 | When I said tonight's special was ribs, this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.4211 | 0.05669 | 133 | 89 | 32 | 12 |
774 | This isn’t the stuffing I had in mind. | 1.4211 | 0.05252 | 133 | 85 | 40 | 8 |
775 | What did I come in here for? | 1.4211 | 0.05464 | 133 | 87 | 36 | 10 |
776 | When I saw the reservation for Melville, I had a feeling this was going to be a long night. | 1.4211 | 0.05696 | 114 | 73 | 34 | 7 |
777 | It’s gonna be a doozy to debone this one. | 1.4211 | 0.05962 | 114 | 75 | 30 | 9 |
778 | Please don't mention that ribs were my specialty. | 1.4206 | 0.05318 | 107 | 65 | 39 | 3 |
779 | Is the universe telling us to go vegan? | 1.4206 | 0.05640 | 107 | 67 | 35 | 5 |
780 | The school brochure said we'd learn cooking inside and out! | 1.4203 | 0.05326 | 138 | 90 | 38 | 10 |
781 | I don't know, man, it didn't look like this in 'The joy of cooking' " | 1.4203 | 0.05801 | 138 | 95 | 28 | 15 |
782 | We're gonna need more filling | 1.4202 | 0.05785 | 119 | 78 | 32 | 9 |
783 | They said this is where you get the freshest fish. | 1.4198 | 0.05626 | 131 | 87 | 33 | 11 |
784 | I don't like the wallpaper. | 1.4196 | 0.06167 | 112 | 75 | 27 | 10 |
785 | Today's menu - krill. Tomorrow's menu - krill. I never thought I'd miss working the omelette station. | 1.4196 | 0.06296 | 112 | 76 | 25 | 11 |
786 | Well, he did say his name was Jonah | 1.4190 | 0.06019 | 105 | 68 | 30 | 7 |
787 | Listen Jeff—it was on sale. | 1.4190 | 0.06019 | 105 | 68 | 30 | 7 |
788 | Do you have a bigger pan? | 1.4188 | 0.05595 | 117 | 75 | 35 | 7 |
789 | Now I remember why I don't work at concept restaurants. | 1.4188 | 0.05977 | 117 | 78 | 29 | 10 |
790 | Have any krill recipes? | 1.4188 | 0.05852 | 117 | 77 | 31 | 9 |
791 | The meringue will never set in this humidity. | 1.4186 | 0.05579 | 129 | 85 | 34 | 10 |
792 | Not gonna lie, I didn't quite understand what you meant with palate cleanser | 1.4186 | 0.05469 | 129 | 84 | 36 | 9 |
793 | How's your blubber repertoire? | 1.4182 | 0.05065 | 110 | 69 | 38 | 3 |
794 | Jonah, get your chalk and add “ribs” to the specials. | 1.4180 | 0.05440 | 122 | 78 | 37 | 7 |
795 | We're gonna need a lot more barbecue sauce. | 1.4179 | 0.05535 | 134 | 89 | 34 | 11 |
796 | Well, there's a plethora of fresh fish delivered and its COVID free but will the guests like the ambiance? | 1.4175 | 0.06251 | 103 | 68 | 27 | 8 |
797 | I didn't think he would take 'inner-chef' so literally. | 1.4174 | 0.05921 | 115 | 76 | 30 | 9 |
798 | This is certainly rare. | 1.4174 | 0.05521 | 115 | 73 | 36 | 6 |
799 | I got this sinking feeling that we might just be the main course! | 1.4174 | 0.05791 | 115 | 75 | 32 | 8 |
800 | Don’t just stand there. Start basting. | 1.4173 | 0.05527 | 127 | 83 | 35 | 9 |
801 | Sometimes you eat the fish, sometimes the fish eats you. | 1.4173 | 0.05749 | 127 | 85 | 31 | 11 |
802 | We need a bigger grill | 1.4173 | 0.05527 | 127 | 83 | 35 | 9 |
803 | Better call Ishmael. Dinner's going to be late. | 1.4173 | 0.05527 | 127 | 83 | 35 | 9 |
804 | This looks like an inside job | 1.4167 | 0.05986 | 120 | 81 | 28 | 11 |
805 | Please. No jokes about krilled-cheese sandwiches. | 1.4167 | 0.06047 | 108 | 71 | 29 | 8 |
806 | I've never worked from inside a mystery ingredient before. | 1.4159 | 0.05859 | 113 | 74 | 31 | 8 |
807 | Call me Oatmeal. | 1.4159 | 0.06376 | 113 | 78 | 23 | 12 |
808 | What about ribs? | 1.4151 | 0.05975 | 106 | 69 | 30 | 7 |
809 | Jonah? Now that’s what I call a coincidence. | 1.4148 | 0.05984 | 135 | 95 | 24 | 16 |
810 | Look, we'll call the podcast 'Cooking from the Inside Out.' | 1.4148 | 0.05602 | 135 | 91 | 32 | 12 |
811 | That’s what I call fresh ingredients. | 1.4148 | 0.04975 | 135 | 85 | 44 | 6 |
812 | This might be a little “too fresh.” | 1.4146 | 0.05023 | 123 | 76 | 43 | 4 |
813 | They're always saying, "Get as close as you can to the source." Yeah, well . . . | 1.4144 | 0.05034 | 111 | 76 | 29 | 6 |
814 | We should have guessed when they gave us the Nantucket cookbook. | 1.4141 | 0.05922 | 99 | 63 | 31 | 5 |
815 | So we're in a chicken...in a duck...in a turkey? | 1.4141 | 0.06581 | 99 | 67 | 23 | 9 |
816 | Well, we just have to wait for the next deliver of fish. | 1.4141 | 0.06093 | 99 | 64 | 29 | 6 |
817 | I never did feel right about this job at Sea World. | 1.4141 | 0.05380 | 128 | 83 | 37 | 8 |
818 | My bad, I thought they meant “the cuisine of Wales.” | 1.4135 | 0.05559 | 133 | 89 | 33 | 11 |
819 | Some days you eat the fish... | 1.4132 | 0.05710 | 121 | 80 | 32 | 9 |
820 | Let me show you how we debone the fish. | 1.4130 | 0.05416 | 138 | 92 | 35 | 11 |
821 | Got a recipe for gag reflex? | 1.4128 | 0.06280 | 109 | 74 | 25 | 10 |
822 | I know people are begging for dine-in options, but seriously? | 1.4128 | 0.05084 | 109 | 66 | 41 | 2 |
823 | One minute we’re cooking dinner in the Pequod, and the next... | 1.4124 | 0.06175 | 97 | 63 | 28 | 6 |
824 | I always wondered what happened to the losers on Top Chef. | 1.4124 | 0.06676 | 97 | 66 | 22 | 9 |
825 | If you'll do the de-boning, I'll do the filets. | 1.4122 | 0.05512 | 131 | 87 | 34 | 10 |
826 | Next time, remember to order the medium-size tuna | 1.4122 | 0.05512 | 131 | 87 | 34 | 10 |
827 | We could call it fish and ships. | 1.4122 | 0.05721 | 131 | 89 | 30 | 12 |
828 | I forgot my boning knife. | 1.4118 | 0.06286 | 102 | 68 | 26 | 8 |
829 | That's not quite the grand opening I was counting on. | 1.4118 | 0.05897 | 119 | 80 | 29 | 10 |
830 | You were right. The krill omelet was a mistake. | 1.4118 | 0.05775 | 119 | 79 | 31 | 9 |
831 | I'm gonna need a bigger pot for this seafood chowder. | 1.4118 | 0.06130 | 102 | 67 | 28 | 7 |
832 | I think I'm going to need a bigger pan. | 1.4118 | 0.06438 | 102 | 69 | 24 | 9 |
833 | Got any bold, yet satisfying ideas to get us out of here? | 1.4118 | 0.05634 | 102 | 64 | 34 | 4 |
834 | Cutting out the middle man, I suppose. | 1.4118 | 0.05897 | 119 | 80 | 29 | 10 |
835 | Maybe they're just not quite ready for inside dining yet. | 1.4113 | 0.05373 | 124 | 80 | 37 | 7 |
836 | Not ribs again! | 1.4113 | 0.05373 | 124 | 80 | 37 | 7 |
837 | Ishmael? | 1.4113 | 0.05727 | 124 | 83 | 31 | 10 |
838 | I wish we’d take ribs off the menu | 1.4113 | 0.05611 | 124 | 82 | 33 | 9 |
839 | Total immersion in culinary school didn’t prepare me for this. | 1.4112 | 0.06078 | 107 | 71 | 28 | 8 |
840 | Well this is obviously not what I meant when I said “meat locker” | 1.4112 | 0.06362 | 107 | 73 | 24 | 10 |
841 | How far into the walk-in fridge did we go?! | 1.4107 | 0.05750 | 112 | 73 | 32 | 7 |
842 | Why couldn't it have just been pork ribs? | 1.4105 | 0.05498 | 95 | 58 | 35 | 2 |
843 | Yes Marcel,I am well aware of the irony of the situation. | 1.4105 | 0.06775 | 95 | 65 | 21 | 9 |
844 | Well, this is a bigger fish than we can fry. | 1.4104 | 0.05213 | 134 | 87 | 39 | 8 |
845 | I forgot to clock in. | 1.4103 | 0.06326 | 117 | 82 | 22 | 13 |
846 | I hate that open ing night feeling that no one will come. | 1.4103 | 0.05313 | 117 | 74 | 38 | 5 |
847 | So there’s just “all you can eat”ribs on the menu? | 1.4103 | 0.05583 | 117 | 76 | 34 | 7 |
848 | The application did say,'Special Event Catering'. | 1.4103 | 0.05313 | 117 | 74 | 38 | 5 |
849 | I don't think I like your cheap and reliable source of quality herring. | 1.4100 | 0.06046 | 100 | 65 | 29 | 6 |
850 | Clearly I strayed from the recipe. | 1.4095 | 0.05852 | 105 | 68 | 31 | 6 |
851 | What do we do? The customer asked for no bones. | 1.4094 | 0.05517 | 127 | 84 | 34 | 9 |
852 | That Micheline star better be worth all this. | 1.4091 | 0.05818 | 110 | 72 | 31 | 7 |
853 | I've got an offal feeling about this place... | 1.4087 | 0.05509 | 115 | 74 | 35 | 6 |
854 | Does that look like a mouth to you? | 1.4087 | 0.05780 | 115 | 76 | 31 | 8 |
855 | Should we debone it first? | 1.4087 | 0.05910 | 115 | 77 | 29 | 9 |
856 | We seem to have gotten ourselves into a whale of a predicament. | 1.4086 | 0.06706 | 93 | 63 | 22 | 8 |
857 | I'm going to need a bigger saucepan. | 1.4086 | 0.06529 | 93 | 62 | 24 | 7 |
858 | I hear Chef Ahab is a real fanatic. | 1.4083 | 0.05613 | 120 | 79 | 33 | 8 |
859 | "Do you know if you have to devein krill? | 1.4078 | 0.06237 | 103 | 69 | 26 | 8 |
860 | How are we gonna turn this thing over? | 1.4074 | 0.05740 | 108 | 70 | 32 | 6 |
861 | Well, nobody’s here. I say we leave through the back door. | 1.4074 | 0.05493 | 135 | 91 | 33 | 11 |
862 | It's not Michelin rated, but I did see a Michelin tire over there | 1.4074 | 0.06034 | 108 | 72 | 28 | 8 |
863 | Please tell me you have your fillet knife. | 1.4074 | 0.06034 | 108 | 72 | 28 | 8 |
864 | Well Jonah, we'd better take Filet of Whale off the menu. | 1.4074 | 0.05288 | 135 | 89 | 37 | 9 |
865 | I think Chef is taking "Nose to Tail" a little too literally . . ." | 1.4074 | 0.06176 | 108 | 73 | 26 | 9 |
866 | When they said food is the way to the heart I didn’t think it would be quite so literal | 1.4074 | 0.06034 | 108 | 72 | 28 | 8 |
867 | Special tonight - spare ribs? | 1.4071 | 0.05635 | 140 | 97 | 29 | 14 |
868 | I'm afraid we are going to need more fresh lemon. | 1.4071 | 0.05427 | 113 | 72 | 36 | 5 |
869 | We're going to need a bigger fillet knife. | 1.4071 | 0.05981 | 113 | 76 | 28 | 9 |
870 | These reality cooking shows are getting weird. | 1.4065 | 0.05637 | 123 | 82 | 32 | 9 |
871 | Deboning will be tricky. | 1.4065 | 0.05517 | 123 | 81 | 34 | 8 |
872 | What are we supposed to make with krill, water & salt? | 1.4065 | 0.05395 | 123 | 80 | 36 | 7 |
873 | Oh god, I think I left the stove on! | 1.4062 | 0.06718 | 96 | 66 | 21 | 9 |
874 | So this is what the other end of the food chain looks like. | 1.4062 | 0.06030 | 96 | 62 | 29 | 5 |
875 | When you said THE JOY OF COOKING was your bible, I didn’t Think you meant Old Testament. | 1.4062 | 0.05703 | 128 | 87 | 30 | 11 |
876 | This would of never happened if we would have gone vegan last year like I suggested. | 1.4062 | 0.05845 | 96 | 61 | 31 | 4 |
877 | The Grubhub guy’s going to be pissed. | 1.4054 | 0.06188 | 111 | 76 | 25 | 10 |
878 | You should go on that reality cooking show, they said. It'll be fun, they said. | 1.4052 | 0.05869 | 116 | 78 | 29 | 9 |
879 | You had to had to get the freshest fish possible, didn't you? | 1.4050 | 0.05936 | 121 | 83 | 27 | 11 |
880 | Nice ribs ... | 1.4048 | 0.05425 | 126 | 83 | 35 | 8 |
881 | I hope he swallows a gas stove, I can’t go back to electric. | 1.4048 | 0.05425 | 126 | 83 | 35 | 8 |
882 | Hi, my name is Jonas. What’s yours? | 1.4046 | 0.05608 | 131 | 89 | 31 | 11 |
883 | You haven’t got the guts... have you? | 1.4046 | 0.05394 | 131 | 87 | 35 | 9 |
884 | Do you notice how our customers always seem to come and go in waves? | 1.4043 | 0.06648 | 94 | 64 | 22 | 8 |
885 | Kind of ironic isn't it? | 1.4040 | 0.06078 | 99 | 65 | 28 | 6 |
886 | Well the whale DID order two Chef's salad.. | 1.4040 | 0.06874 | 99 | 70 | 18 | 11 |
887 | I think - we are on the menu. | 1.4038 | 0.05383 | 104 | 65 | 36 | 3 |
888 | It's hard to find a fillet from this side | 1.4038 | 0.05880 | 104 | 68 | 30 | 6 |
889 | Looks like it's gonna be krill yet again tonight | 1.4037 | 0.06130 | 109 | 74 | 26 | 9 |
890 | They said the new kitchen had great bones... | 1.4037 | 0.05548 | 109 | 70 | 34 | 5 |
891 | I knew I shouldn’t have come to work on an empty stomach. | 1.4035 | 0.05939 | 114 | 77 | 28 | 9 |
892 | I think WE'RE the secret ingredient. | 1.4034 | 0.06005 | 119 | 82 | 26 | 11 |
893 | I think we bit off more than we can chew. | 1.4032 | 0.05600 | 124 | 83 | 32 | 9 |
894 | So, Jonah, what do you want with your ribs? | 1.4031 | 0.05773 | 129 | 89 | 28 | 12 |
895 | Let's face it, Kevin...we're lost. | 1.4022 | 0.05998 | 92 | 64 | 21 | 7 |
896 | If I ever mention “getting into my work”, hit me. | 1.4022 | 0.06194 | 92 | 59 | 27 | 5 |
897 | These Food Network competitions are getting out of hand. | 1.4022 | 0.06194 | 92 | 60 | 27 | 5 |
898 | If we pull this off, we eat like kings! | 1.4020 | 0.05262 | 102 | 68 | 30 | 4 |
899 | Looks like this is going to be an inside job. | 1.4018 | 0.05876 | 112 | 75 | 29 | 8 |
900 | Eat or be eaten I always say. | 1.4018 | 0.05300 | 112 | 71 | 37 | 4 |
901 | Well they delivered on the bare bones approach | 1.4017 | 0.05702 | 117 | 80 | 28 | 9 |
902 | There must be a better way to prepare krill. | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
903 | Pinocchio sure made this seem less terrifying. | 1.4016 | 0.05155 | 127 | 82 | 39 | 6 |
904 | I told you it’s a left at the bronchial tubes. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
905 | This is not what I expected when I said we'd feed the fish. | 1.4015 | 0.05329 | 137 | 92 | 35 | 10 |
906 | They should have told us to bring a larger frying pan. | 1.4000 | 0.05837 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
907 | Who knew deboning a fish would be so all-consuming. | 1.4000 | 0.06221 | 110 | 76 | 24 | 10 |
908 | I think we'll need a bigger grill. | 1.4000 | 0.05837 | 105 | 77 | 19 | 9 |
909 | So this is what they meant by "immersive dinning experience". | 1.4000 | 0.05173 | 135 | 89 | 38 | 8 |
910 | I guess the krill buffet was a bad idea. | 1.4000 | 0.05475 | 120 | 79 | 34 | 7 |
911 | I wonder what the other chefs got for their mystery ingredient? | 1.4000 | 0.05964 | 120 | 83 | 26 | 11 |
912 | Nobody to cook for - they prefer outdoor restaurants these days. | 1.4000 | 0.06195 | 100 | 67 | 26 | 7 |
913 | I've never cooked ribs from here. | 1.4000 | 0.05991 | 105 | 70 | 28 | 7 |
914 | Just as I thought, he has no heart.. | 1.4000 | 0.06419 | 95 | 64 | 24 | 7 |
915 | Only one reservation on the books tonight: a Mr. Pinocchio | 1.4000 | 0.06574 | 105 | 74 | 20 | 11 |
916 | I think we've been served. | 1.4000 | 0.05873 | 95 | 61 | 30 | 4 |
917 | Sometimes the food eats you. | 1.4000 | 0.06356 | 100 | 68 | 24 | 8 |
918 | I know they say that "a way to a person's heart is through their stomach" but I think we got it too literally. | 1.4000 | 0.05846 | 120 | 82 | 28 | 10 |
919 | It's just not what I thought a "rib house" would look like. | 1.3984 | 0.05857 | 123 | 85 | 27 | 11 |
920 | It will take a lot of stuffing. | 1.3982 | 0.05968 | 113 | 77 | 27 | 9 |
921 | Today’s Menu: Catch of the day, needs to be more specific. | 1.3982 | 0.06099 | 113 | 78 | 25 | 10 |
922 | Fish to table sounded like the next wave. | 1.3981 | 0.05252 | 108 | 72 | 31 | 5 |
923 | I have to hand it to you Greg. This gives a whole new meaning to “Parts Unknown.” | 1.3981 | 0.06020 | 108 | 73 | 27 | 8 |
924 | Table 9 is complaining their food tastes fishy. | 1.3981 | 0.05577 | 103 | 66 | 33 | 4 |
925 | We're going to need more tenderizer. | 1.3981 | 0.06068 | 103 | 69 | 27 | 7 |
926 | When they said immersive culinary experience, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.3969 | 0.05273 | 131 | 87 | 36 | 8 |
927 | Spare ribs, again.... | 1.3968 | 0.05050 | 126 | 81 | 40 | 5 |
928 | When you said we should get into sea food this is not what I had in mind. | 1.3966 | 0.05595 | 116 | 77 | 32 | 7 |
929 | I think we need to rethink the locally-sourced thing | 1.3962 | 0.06242 | 106 | 73 | 24 | 9 |
930 | No, I don't really see the humor in the fact that your name is Jonah. | 1.3960 | 0.05983 | 101 | 67 | 28 | 6 |
931 | Next time, let's stick with smaller fish to fry. | 1.3960 | 0.06147 | 101 | 68 | 26 | 7 |
932 | Sort of changes the meaning of Bone Appétit | 1.3950 | 0.05993 | 119 | 83 | 25 | 11 |
933 | Let's go for fresh fish" you said. "It'll be fun" you said | 1.3950 | 0.05497 | 119 | 79 | 33 | 7 |
934 | Joooooonahhhhh! | 1.3950 | 0.05873 | 119 | 82 | 27 | 10 |
935 | Health service said we need to install a blowhole before we start frying. | 1.3947 | 0.05658 | 114 | 76 | 31 | 7 |
936 | Our fish supplier has a lot of explaining to do | 1.3947 | 0.06548 | 114 | 83 | 17 | 14 |
937 | Coq au Verne | 1.3947 | 0.06055 | 114 | 79 | 25 | 10 |
938 | Looks like an inside job! | 1.3945 | 0.05976 | 109 | 74 | 27 | 8 |
939 | Mr. Jonah was the only customer we've had for the three days and three nights. Now what do we do? | 1.3942 | 0.06470 | 104 | 73 | 21 | 10 |
940 | Pre-pandemic indoor dining was far superior. | 1.3942 | 0.06021 | 104 | 70 | 27 | 7 |
941 | but the order was for short ribs | 1.3939 | 0.06228 | 99 | 67 | 25 | 7 |
942 | When you said we would be working at a ribs joint, I wasn't picturing this! | 1.3939 | 0.06228 | 99 | 67 | 25 | 7 |
943 | Do they still make the Ginsu Knife? | 1.3933 | 0.06707 | 89 | 61 | 21 | 7 |
944 | I think any cuisine would go in this space. | 1.3933 | 0.06315 | 89 | 59 | 25 | 5 |
945 | I really have no idea how to prepare krill. | 1.3933 | 0.06707 | 89 | 61 | 21 | 7 |
946 | How long do you think it will take them to realise we’re missing? | 1.3933 | 0.06315 | 89 | 59 | 25 | 5 |
947 | I can’t work like this. | 1.3932 | 0.05816 | 117 | 80 | 28 | 9 |
948 | Keeping kosher can be hard sometimes. | 1.3932 | 0.06185 | 117 | 83 | 22 | 12 |
949 | This job is going to krill me. | 1.3929 | 0.06387 | 112 | 80 | 20 | 12 |
950 | I’m not sure braising until the meat falls off the bone is the way to go. | 1.3929 | 0.05431 | 140 | 97 | 31 | 12 |
951 | No, Sam, I said we need a huge 'SALE' to get the restaurant going. | 1.3929 | 0.04970 | 112 | 77 | 28 | 6 |
952 | Oh no, I brought the wrong pan. | 1.3929 | 0.06111 | 84 | 54 | 27 | 3 |
953 | We’ll accept it this time, but tell our supplier no more genetically engineered back ribs. | 1.3929 | 0.05723 | 112 | 75 | 30 | 7 |
954 | Which way is the asshole? | 1.3929 | 0.06260 | 112 | 79 | 22 | 11 |
955 | krill again? | 1.3925 | 0.05751 | 107 | 71 | 30 | 6 |
956 | This takes Farm to Table to another level | 1.3925 | 0.05596 | 107 | 70 | 32 | 5 |
957 | Ask him what it takes to be the one that got away? | 1.3922 | 0.06098 | 102 | 69 | 26 | 7 |
958 | I guess there are no spare ribs here after all. | 1.3922 | 0.06409 | 102 | 71 | 22 | 9 |
959 | I'm working my way up to head chef. | 1.3917 | 0.05712 | 120 | 82 | 29 | 9 |
960 | We'll have to eat our way out. Know any sushi recipes? | 1.3913 | 0.05481 | 115 | 76 | 33 | 6 |
961 | I guess I'll debone it. | 1.3913 | 0.05774 | 92 | 59 | 30 | 3 |
962 | To make the fish, one must first become the fish. | 1.3913 | 0.06174 | 92 | 61 | 26 | 5 |
963 | What, exactly, did the invitation say? | 1.3909 | 0.05790 | 110 | 74 | 29 | 7 |
964 | Kale, whale--all right, I screwed up. We'll just tweak the salad. | 1.3902 | 0.05492 | 123 | 83 | 32 | 8 |
965 | No stuffing? | 1.3902 | 0.05612 | 123 | 84 | 30 | 9 |
966 | We can’t serve this. It’s still completely raw in the middle. | 1.3900 | 0.06178 | 100 | 68 | 25 | 7 |
967 | I’m thinking bone broth? | 1.3898 | 0.05777 | 118 | 81 | 28 | 9 |
968 | Still closed. | 1.3895 | 0.06224 | 95 | 64 | 25 | 6 |
969 | So...which end are we getting out of? | 1.3894 | 0.05542 | 113 | 75 | 32 | 6 |
970 | The customer complained the ribs weren’t fresh. | 1.3894 | 0.05542 | 113 | 75 | 32 | 6 |
971 | Did you bring the black pepper? | 1.3889 | 0.04019 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
972 | Each season of 'Kitchen Nightmares' gets more ridiculous than the last | 1.3889 | 0.05709 | 108 | 72 | 30 | 6 |
973 | Well, at least we know it was fresh. | 1.3884 | 0.05794 | 121 | 84 | 27 | 10 |
974 | This Jonah character better pay top dollar. | 1.3883 | 0.05559 | 103 | 67 | 32 | 4 |
975 | When my culinary instructor told me I needed to put myself into my cooking, I don't think this is what she meant. | 1.3883 | 0.06051 | 103 | 70 | 26 | 7 |
976 | In a way, I'm honored. | 1.3882 | 0.06502 | 85 | 57 | 23 | 5 |
977 | Lets do the whole rack.....smoked !! | 1.3879 | 0.05305 | 116 | 76 | 35 | 5 |
978 | Well, here comes the morning rush... | 1.3874 | 0.05303 | 111 | 72 | 35 | 4 |
979 | Darn! If only this whale would swallow a stove, some eggs, a pint of heavy cream, and some minced chives. | 1.3868 | 0.05930 | 106 | 72 | 27 | 7 |
980 | we have to get a bigger pot | 1.3868 | 0.05930 | 106 | 72 | 27 | 7 |
981 | Hopefully, your second day on the job will be less of a challenge." | 1.3868 | 0.05777 | 106 | 71 | 29 | 6 |
982 | This doesn’t look right... wasn’t the entrance to the fish market on South Street? | 1.3868 | 0.06080 | 106 | 75 | 22 | 9 |
983 | Think anyone else will make it to our pop-up? That wooden boy and his cricket didn't order much. | 1.3866 | 0.05860 | 119 | 83 | 26 | 10 |
984 | Should have brought a bigger knife. | 1.3866 | 0.05980 | 119 | 84 | 24 | 11 |
985 | You start from the tail and I will start from the head | 1.3864 | 0.06349 | 88 | 59 | 24 | 5 |
986 | Let's just start chopping the onions, then we'll figure out what to do next. | 1.3861 | 0.05797 | 101 | 67 | 29 | 5 |
987 | A podcast on cooking krill---what could go wrong? | 1.3861 | 0.06129 | 101 | 69 | 25 | 7 |
988 | What if we stood under the blow hole? | 1.3861 | 0.06288 | 101 | 70 | 23 | 8 |
989 | Can we come out the same way we came in? | 1.3861 | 0.06129 | 101 | 69 | 25 | 7 |
990 | This is what we get for making sushi all these years. | 1.3861 | 0.05797 | 101 | 67 | 29 | 5 |
991 | Well, you have to admit 'Château Ambergris' had a nice ring to it. | 1.3861 | 0.05965 | 101 | 68 | 27 | 6 |
992 | And we can’t even post a selfie... | 1.3860 | 0.05643 | 114 | 77 | 30 | 7 |
993 | Are we the mystery ingredient? | 1.3860 | 0.05503 | 114 | 76 | 32 | 6 |
994 | I think we did it wrong... | 1.3860 | 0.05912 | 114 | 79 | 26 | 9 |
995 | When I said I hoped we'd have a whale of a day, this isn't what I meant. | 1.3858 | 0.05367 | 127 | 86 | 33 | 8 |
996 | Wait — why are we dressed like chefs? | 1.3855 | 0.06821 | 83 | 57 | 20 | 6 |
997 | This is a lot of effort for a measly star | 1.3854 | 0.06172 | 96 | 67 | 22 | 7 |
998 | Jonah’s reservation was for ate. | 1.3853 | 0.06101 | 109 | 76 | 24 | 9 |
999 | I'm running out of new ways to serve plankton. | 1.3852 | 0.05755 | 122 | 85 | 27 | 10 |
1000 | I can't work in a dive like this. | 1.3846 | 0.06006 | 91 | 60 | 27 | 4 |
1001 | He must be starving. | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
1002 | Ok, what's the kitchen hack for this one, Jonah?" | 1.3846 | 0.05685 | 104 | 69 | 30 | 5 |
1003 | A tough gig for a couple of pastry chefs. | 1.3846 | 0.06307 | 104 | 73 | 22 | 9 |
1004 | You did name the restaurant Ishmael. | 1.3846 | 0.06004 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
1005 | I have an idea for today’s special. | 1.3840 | 0.04513 | 125 | 87 | 34 | 4 |
1006 | They weren't lying when they said it takes guts to be a sous chef in New York. | 1.3839 | 0.05982 | 112 | 78 | 25 | 9 |
1007 | Not even Julia could get a soufflé out in this humidity. | 1.3838 | 0.05690 | 99 | 65 | 30 | 4 |
1008 | I think you might need a bigger boning knife. | 1.3838 | 0.05690 | 99 | 65 | 30 | 4 |
1009 | What would Bobby Flay do? | 1.3838 | 0.06374 | 99 | 69 | 22 | 8 |
1010 | We just got picked for the worst episode of 'Chopped' ever. | 1.3838 | 0.05869 | 99 | 66 | 28 | 5 |
1011 | Christ, what an asshole! | 1.3838 | 0.06533 | 99 | 70 | 20 | 9 |
1012 | Are you sure the order was ' fish and chefs ' ? | 1.3837 | 0.06442 | 86 | 58 | 23 | 5 |
1013 | You gotta be ribbing me! | 1.3837 | 0.06226 | 86 | 57 | 25 | 4 |
1014 | I knew we should have taken the on-line course. | 1.3832 | 0.05734 | 107 | 72 | 29 | 6 |
1015 | They said the way to someone’s heart was through their stomach. | 1.3832 | 0.06034 | 107 | 74 | 25 | 8 |
1016 | I guess this town doesn't appreciate a theme restaurant. | 1.3832 | 0.05418 | 107 | 70 | 33 | 4 |
1017 | This is awkward." | 1.3830 | 0.06070 | 94 | 63 | 26 | 5 |
1018 | Chomped? I thought I signed up for Chopped. | 1.3830 | 0.06256 | 94 | 64 | 24 | 6 |
1019 | Let's face it: it was a bad concept from the start. | 1.3830 | 0.05879 | 94 | 62 | 28 | 4 |
1020 | Uh-oh. Here come the gut bacteria. | 1.3826 | 0.05179 | 115 | 77 | 33 | 5 |
1021 | I think we took his request to "Cook up a whale of a meal" too literally. | 1.3826 | 0.05738 | 115 | 78 | 28 | 8 |
1022 | We're going to need a bigger grill! | 1.3824 | 0.05752 | 102 | 68 | 29 | 5 |
1023 | 'I remember my first day too.' | 1.3824 | 0.05919 | 102 | 69 | 27 | 6 |
1024 | Chef Boyarwee screwed. | 1.3824 | 0.06542 | 102 | 73 | 19 | 10 |
1025 | This place has good bones. | 1.3824 | 0.05919 | 102 | 69 | 27 | 6 |
1026 | I wish there was an easier way to source fresh krill. | 1.3824 | 0.05328 | 136 | 94 | 32 | 10 |
1027 | They did say gastropub... | 1.3824 | 0.06080 | 102 | 70 | 25 | 7 |
1028 | It feels a tad hypocritical to complain... | 1.3818 | 0.05627 | 110 | 74 | 30 | 6 |
1029 | You know, there are only so many ways you can prepare krill. | 1.3817 | 0.05249 | 131 | 89 | 34 | 8 |
1030 | Ribs for dinner? | 1.3814 | 0.06462 | 97 | 68 | 21 | 8 |
1031 | Wow, this place is taking farm to table to a whole new level. | 1.3814 | 0.06626 | 97 | 69 | 19 | 9 |
1032 | They said it was going to be a whale of a dinner! | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
1033 | So what do we call ‘catch of the day’? | 1.3814 | 0.05372 | 118 | 79 | 33 | 6 |
1034 | Well, I sure hope this is a late night bouillabaisse induced nightmare. | 1.3810 | 0.06539 | 84 | 57 | 22 | 5 |
1035 | There has to be an easier way to catch Krill. | 1.3810 | 0.06544 | 105 | 76 | 18 | 11 |
1036 | Yup, it’s like working in the belly of the beast. | 1.3810 | 0.05642 | 105 | 70 | 30 | 5 |
1037 | This is Hell's kitchen and we are in it. | 1.3810 | 0.06402 | 105 | 75 | 20 | 10 |
1038 | In retrospect, a sushi station on the deck of a whale watching cruise was a terrible idea. | 1.3810 | 0.05730 | 126 | 89 | 26 | 11 |
1039 | Ok, Carl. That's the last time I call you Ishmael. Now, how do we get back to the museum gala? | 1.3806 | 0.05585 | 134 | 95 | 27 | 12 |
1040 | I don't think we are in the Kansas City Steak House anymore. | 1.3805 | 0.05939 | 113 | 79 | 25 | 9 |
1041 | Cleaning is the easy part. How do we fillet it? | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 77 | 29 | 7 |
1042 | I don’t think we have enough stuffing and cranberries for this one, Ed... | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 77 | 29 | 7 |
1043 | So this is how a ribeye looks from the inside. | 1.3804 | 0.06343 | 92 | 63 | 23 | 6 |
1044 | Just how fresh does the sushi need to be, anyway? | 1.3804 | 0.06343 | 92 | 63 | 23 | 6 |
1045 | ‘Call it Ahab’s,’ you said. ‘It’ll be packed’ you said. | 1.3804 | 0.06885 | 92 | 66 | 17 | 9 |
1046 | We ARE the dinner! | 1.3800 | 0.06479 | 100 | 71 | 20 | 9 |
1047 | I've never been so nervous about an opening. | 1.3800 | 0.06479 | 100 | 71 | 20 | 9 |
1048 | Do you think some electric eels might brighten the place up a bit? | 1.3800 | 0.06479 | 100 | 71 | 20 | 9 |
1049 | Well they did say it was an inside job. | 1.3800 | 0.05646 | 100 | 66 | 30 | 4 |
1050 | What Would Jacques Pepin Do” has never let me down yet | 1.3800 | 0.05822 | 100 | 67 | 28 | 5 |
1051 | I thought they were pescatarians. | 1.3800 | 0.06321 | 100 | 70 | 22 | 8 |
1052 | I have this offal feeling... | 1.3797 | 0.07048 | 79 | 55 | 18 | 6 |
1053 | Hopefully he sends it back. | 1.3796 | 0.05692 | 108 | 73 | 29 | 6 |
1054 | And your 30 minutes starts... now! | 1.3796 | 0.05842 | 108 | 74 | 27 | 7 |
1055 | Jonah is late for dinner. | 1.3796 | 0.05537 | 108 | 72 | 31 | 5 |
1056 | The sad thing is, I hate fish. | 1.3793 | 0.04997 | 116 | 75 | 38 | 3 |
1057 | I don't know about you, but I'm hoping for a squid. | 1.3793 | 0.05720 | 87 | 56 | 29 | 2 |
1058 | Salt; Fat; Stomach Acid; Heat | 1.3793 | 0.06983 | 87 | 62 | 17 | 8 |
1059 | Do you remember which way we came in? | 1.3790 | 0.05443 | 124 | 85 | 31 | 8 |
1060 | You said you wanted to cook this in the oven? | 1.3790 | 0.05321 | 124 | 84 | 33 | 7 |
1061 | Sometimes you eat the fish, and sometimes the fish eats you. | 1.3789 | 0.06554 | 95 | 67 | 20 | 8 |
1062 | It worked for Jonah," you said. Well, where is he now | 1.3789 | 0.05831 | 95 | 63 | 28 | 4 |
1063 | How fresh do we need it to be? | 1.3789 | 0.06020 | 95 | 64 | 26 | 5 |
1064 | The newly discovered Dead Sea Scrolls detail Jebediah and Jonah’s harrowing adventures at the Culinary Institute of Galilee. | 1.3789 | 0.06723 | 95 | 68 | 18 | 9 |
1065 | I think that we are going to need a bigger pan! | 1.3786 | 0.05364 | 103 | 67 | 33 | 3 |
1066 | Welcome to BBC's Great Atlantic Cooking Show. | 1.3786 | 0.06033 | 103 | 71 | 25 | 7 |
1067 | I can't believe he ate the entire fucking restaurant... | 1.3786 | 0.06340 | 103 | 73 | 21 | 9 |
1068 | Are we the appetizers or the entrees? | 1.3786 | 0.05708 | 103 | 69 | 29 | 5 |
1069 | We’ll have to install carpet, it’s a tad too echoey. | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
1070 | I’m out of ideas. Let’s order take out. | 1.3786 | 0.06033 | 103 | 71 | 25 | 7 |
1071 | I guess we’re the new sustainable protein. | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
1072 | I thought you said we are in a pickle | 1.3786 | 0.06033 | 103 | 71 | 25 | 7 |
1073 | Sashimi’s revenge ... | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
1074 | At least he didn't chew. | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
1075 | "A belch is the least of our worries... | 1.3782 | 0.06314 | 119 | 88 | 17 | 14 |
1076 | 'I'm A Celebrity Chef...Get Me Out Of Here!' airs Saturday | 1.3782 | 0.05722 | 119 | 83 | 27 | 9 |
1077 | We are literally in the belly of the beast | 1.3780 | 0.05920 | 82 | 53 | 27 | 2 |
1078 | Well, as a sous-chef I no longer feel like I'm on the outside looking in. | 1.3780 | 0.05353 | 127 | 87 | 32 | 8 |
1079 | A different perspective, sure, but not necessarily a better one. | 1.3778 | 0.06033 | 90 | 60 | 26 | 4 |
1080 | If we get out of here alive, I promise “wild-caught krill” will never be on our menu again! | 1.3778 | 0.06033 | 90 | 60 | 26 | 4 |
1081 | oh my god....if I have to come up with yet another krill based recipe, I'm outta here. | 1.3776 | 0.05895 | 98 | 66 | 27 | 5 |
1082 | We...should have brought knives. | 1.3774 | 0.06209 | 106 | 75 | 22 | 9 |
1083 | Ok you be Flotsam and I’ll be Jetsam. | 1.3774 | 0.05912 | 106 | 73 | 26 | 7 |
1084 | So this is what they mean by “belly of the beast”, huh? | 1.3774 | 0.05600 | 106 | 71 | 30 | 5 |
1085 | Whoa, gonna need a lot of butter | 1.3766 | 0.06414 | 77 | 51 | 23 | 3 |
1086 | Four years studying at the Culinary Institute of America to prepare plankton for every meal! | 1.3765 | 0.06477 | 85 | 58 | 22 | 5 |
1087 | Well, in a situation like this, we cannoli do so much | 1.3765 | 0.06896 | 85 | 60 | 18 | 7 |
1088 | Next time don’t bring me along for the authentic taste experience. | 1.3763 | 0.06288 | 93 | 64 | 23 | 6 |
1089 | Where is everybody? I was hired on for a monster fish fry. | 1.3763 | 0.06099 | 93 | 63 | 25 | 5 |
1090 | Maybe the recipe was for bay leaves, not baleen | 1.3763 | 0.06649 | 93 | 66 | 19 | 8 |
1091 | I’m afraid he didn’t even notice the sauce. | 1.3762 | 0.05690 | 101 | 70 | 25 | 6 |
1092 | Acid reflux could be an issue. | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
1093 | Since when has dining in been allowed? | 1.3762 | 0.05603 | 101 | 67 | 30 | 4 |
1094 | Every day it's harder to find fresh anchovy paste | 1.3762 | 0.05777 | 101 | 68 | 28 | 5 |
1095 | I guess we start with bone broth. | 1.3761 | 0.05498 | 109 | 73 | 31 | 5 |
1096 | I guess we never thought about what BEING the food was like | 1.3761 | 0.05798 | 109 | 75 | 27 | 7 |
1097 | Man, these Guy Fieri chef challenges are getting a bit creepy. | 1.3761 | 0.05787 | 117 | 82 | 26 | 9 |
1098 | I'm thinking standing rib roast? | 1.3750 | 0.06325 | 88 | 60 | 23 | 5 |
1099 | THIS is the surprise ingredient? | 1.3750 | 0.05665 | 104 | 70 | 29 | 5 |
1100 | Hell's Kitchen | 1.3750 | 0.06151 | 96 | 66 | 24 | 6 |
1101 | I guess the only answer is "One forkful at a time." | 1.3750 | 0.05301 | 120 | 81 | 33 | 6 |
1102 | You mean we made it this far and forgot the knife? | 1.3750 | 0.06326 | 96 | 67 | 22 | 7 |
1103 | I admire your optimism Jonah,but where would we seat the customers? | 1.3750 | 0.06664 | 96 | 69 | 18 | 9 |
1104 | I'm running out of ideas for things to make with plankton. | 1.3750 | 0.06151 | 96 | 66 | 24 | 6 |
1105 | At least we can't get Covid in here. I think. | 1.3750 | 0.06115 | 88 | 59 | 25 | 4 |
1106 | Looks like we have to cook our way out of this one | 1.3750 | 0.06115 | 88 | 59 | 25 | 4 |
1107 | Kinda makes not having a teflon pan seem trivial. | 1.3738 | 0.05715 | 107 | 73 | 28 | 6 |
1108 | I told you it was a bad idea to name our restaurant "Jonah Brothers"! | 1.3738 | 0.05867 | 107 | 74 | 26 | 7 |
1109 | Not what I envisioned when they ordered ‘bone in.’” | 1.3738 | 0.05715 | 107 | 73 | 28 | 6 |
1110 | Do we have enough salt? | 1.3738 | 0.05715 | 107 | 73 | 28 | 6 |
1111 | This never came up in culinary school. | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
1112 | Maybe the ad for 'Jonah's Place" should have tipped us off... | 1.3737 | 0.06190 | 99 | 69 | 23 | 7 |
1113 | I think I cut a little too deep. | 1.3736 | 0.05773 | 91 | 60 | 28 | 3 |
1114 | Well, I guess it's not a vegan. | 1.3735 | 0.06347 | 83 | 56 | 23 | 4 |
1115 | Geez just like that? He didn’t even sear us. | 1.3735 | 0.06347 | 83 | 56 | 23 | 4 |
1116 | Actually it's the turf that's worrying me. | 1.3729 | 0.05993 | 118 | 85 | 22 | 11 |
1117 | Are you sure Pinocchio gave you the right address? | 1.3729 | 0.05871 | 118 | 84 | 24 | 10 |
1118 | When I said "Go into a rib joint together" this isn't what I meant. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
1119 | Thoracic Park, I'd say. | 1.3725 | 0.06373 | 102 | 73 | 20 | 9 |
1120 | There’s got to be an easier way to get kelp. | 1.3725 | 0.06219 | 102 | 72 | 22 | 8 |
1121 | I'm worried this place might be the wrong vibe for a vegan restaurant. | 1.3725 | 0.06219 | 102 | 72 | 22 | 8 |
1122 | You think this is bad? From my understanding of anatomy, things are going to get far worse down the line. | 1.3723 | 0.06590 | 94 | 67 | 19 | 8 |
1123 | Oh crepe! | 1.3723 | 0.05656 | 94 | 62 | 29 | 3 |
1124 | I hope I taste good. I have been eating a lot of cilantro lately. | 1.3723 | 0.06233 | 94 | 65 | 23 | 6 |
1125 | When you said you were into fish... | 1.3721 | 0.05286 | 129 | 89 | 32 | 8 |
1126 | Jonah, I think we’re gonna need a bigger pot | 1.3717 | 0.05787 | 113 | 79 | 26 | 8 |
1127 | Eventually, we ARE the best sushi in town. | 1.3714 | 0.05783 | 105 | 72 | 27 | 6 |
1128 | I asked the genie to show me some ribs. | 1.3714 | 0.06240 | 105 | 75 | 21 | 9 |
1129 | JONAH ?! Where's the kitchen? | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
1130 | I'll never eat sushi again! | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
1131 | When they said "whale of a meal" I didn't know they meant us | 1.3708 | 0.05623 | 89 | 58 | 29 | 2 |
1132 | Honestly, I don't know where to begin. | 1.3708 | 0.06662 | 89 | 63 | 19 | 7 |
1133 | This isn't what I imagined when you said, "locally sourced". | 1.3708 | 0.06060 | 89 | 60 | 25 | 4 |
1134 | Jonah, "Breakfast is ready!" | 1.3704 | 0.05970 | 108 | 76 | 24 | 8 |
1135 | Is this Jonah’s fish and grill? | 1.3704 | 0.06113 | 108 | 77 | 22 | 9 |
1136 | When you asked me if I wanted to be part of your pod I didn’t think you meant this. | 1.3700 | 0.06139 | 100 | 70 | 23 | 7 |
1137 | This was my first attempt with whale. | 1.3700 | 0.06139 | 100 | 70 | 23 | 7 |
1138 | I hate not being able to plan the menu until he eats. | 1.3700 | 0.06301 | 100 | 71 | 21 | 8 |
1139 | I swear we parked by the 15th rib. | 1.3700 | 0.05801 | 100 | 68 | 27 | 5 |
1140 | I think this is the Mother Of All Wrong Turns. | 1.3697 | 0.06070 | 119 | 87 | 20 | 12 |
1141 | We promised to prepare Jonah a whale of a meal, and all you can do is stand here and blubber. | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 63 | 24 | 5 |
1142 | I told you it was a bad idea to sign up for a cooking show called “Jonah’s Kitchen”. | 1.3696 | 0.05929 | 92 | 62 | 26 | 4 |
1143 | This will take some time to digest. | 1.3696 | 0.06506 | 92 | 65 | 20 | 7 |
1144 | We must have missed a step. | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 62 | 24 | 5 |
1145 | I dunno. It's not the Holland or the Lincoln, and it's not the World Trade Center Station... | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 63 | 24 | 5 |
1146 | I’ve got bigger fish to fry? Really | 1.3690 | 0.06728 | 84 | 59 | 19 | 6 |
1147 | Krill cook? I thought they needed a grill cook! | 1.3689 | 0.06013 | 103 | 72 | 24 | 7 |
1148 | Not again! | 1.3689 | 0.05517 | 103 | 69 | 30 | 4 |
1149 | I think we we're gonna need a bigger oven! | 1.3689 | 0.05770 | 103 | 75 | 20 | 8 |
1150 | I knew we should’ve taken a right at the pharynx... | 1.3689 | 0.05687 | 103 | 70 | 28 | 5 |
1151 | Even if we make her sneeze, she's got a face-mask over her blow-hole. | 1.3684 | 0.06532 | 95 | 68 | 19 | 8 |
1152 | Jonah, where’s the kitchen? | 1.3684 | 0.06180 | 95 | 66 | 23 | 6 |
1153 | I’m not loving where the kitchen is... | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
1154 | No Jonah, what I said was “Can we cook dinner in a little while”. | 1.3684 | 0.06532 | 95 | 68 | 19 | 8 |
1155 | We're gonna need a bigger fish knife. | 1.3684 | 0.05609 | 114 | 79 | 28 | 7 |
1156 | Wouldn't you know it? The chance to make a ton of bone broth and there's no water. | 1.3684 | 0.05609 | 114 | 79 | 28 | 7 |
1157 | This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to work at a gastro-pub | 1.3684 | 0.06180 | 95 | 66 | 23 | 6 |
1158 | These cooking show challenges are getting out of hand. | 1.3679 | 0.05580 | 106 | 72 | 29 | 5 |
1159 | You take mise en place to another level, Pierre. | 1.3679 | 0.05893 | 106 | 74 | 25 | 7 |
1160 | Finally, an inside catering job! | 1.3679 | 0.05738 | 106 | 73 | 27 | 6 |
1161 | I don't know how to prep this for the grill | 1.3678 | 0.05921 | 87 | 58 | 26 | 3 |
1162 | I'm tired of sardines. I hope it's herring today. | 1.3678 | 0.06563 | 87 | 61 | 20 | 6 |
1163 | What does a guy have to cook to get voted off this show? | 1.3678 | 0.06764 | 87 | 62 | 18 | 7 |
1164 | This is going to take forever to marinate. | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
1165 | It could have been worse: The challenge ingredient could have been pork belly! | 1.3667 | 0.06211 | 90 | 62 | 23 | 5 |
1166 | Let's get out of here, it smells offal. | 1.3663 | 0.06708 | 101 | 75 | 15 | 11 |
1167 | I told you pop-ups were all about location | 1.3663 | 0.05399 | 101 | 67 | 31 | 3 |
1168 | I think this is too rare. | 1.3663 | 0.05580 | 101 | 68 | 29 | 4 |
1169 | The meat looked more done on the outside. | 1.3663 | 0.05399 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
1170 | This chowder call for 1 cup of krill, let’s hope this works | 1.3663 | 0.05924 | 101 | 70 | 25 | 6 |
1171 | Ahhh, what did you say the "catch of the day" was? | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
1172 | Should we have read the story posted before Jonah's online recipe? | 1.3659 | 0.06138 | 123 | 92 | 17 | 14 |
1173 | I was on board with farm to table but plate to pancreas is taking it too far | 1.3659 | 0.06379 | 82 | 56 | 22 | 4 |
1174 | I distinctly heard him say "amuse-bouche" | 1.3656 | 0.06074 | 93 | 64 | 24 | 5 |
1175 | What a bad time to run out of dry rub. | 1.3656 | 0.06074 | 93 | 64 | 24 | 5 |
1176 | How rare is this | 1.3654 | 0.05475 | 104 | 70 | 30 | 4 |
1177 | Is this what you had in mind for the fish de jour, Jonah? | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
1178 | On this season of Hell's Kitchen... | 1.3649 | 0.07346 | 74 | 53 | 15 | 6 |
1179 | It’s a FINE mess you got us into this time, Ollie | 1.3647 | 0.06870 | 85 | 61 | 17 | 7 |
1180 | When did we become the Chef's Special? | 1.3647 | 0.07456 | 85 | 64 | 11 | 10 |
1181 | I wanted that delicious morsel that sits at the 17th vertebra but it looks like another chef got there first. | 1.3646 | 0.05946 | 96 | 66 | 25 | 5 |
1182 | I think we went a few steps too far when spoon feeding the big guy. | 1.3646 | 0.06127 | 96 | 67 | 23 | 6 |
1183 | And I was planning on a short ribs special | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1184 | I don't think this is what is meant by moveable feast. | 1.3636 | 0.06298 | 88 | 61 | 22 | 5 |
1185 | I think we're going to need a bigger pan. | 1.3636 | 0.05629 | 121 | 86 | 26 | 9 |
1186 | I see the pilot light at the end of the tunnel. | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
1187 | The boss shouldn’t shop when she’s hungry. | 1.3636 | 0.05459 | 99 | 67 | 27 | 4 |
1188 | I get what you're saying, I'm just not sure it's technically ironic. | 1.3636 | 0.06700 | 88 | 63 | 18 | 7 |
1189 | I know they said they wanted ribs but this might be a bit much | 1.3636 | 0.06494 | 99 | 72 | 18 | 9 |
1190 | Knowing your ingredients inside and out is a lot less poetic in practice. | 1.3636 | 0.06700 | 88 | 63 | 18 | 7 |
1191 | I guess it doesn't stick to the ribs. | 1.3636 | 0.05407 | 132 | 94 | 28 | 10 |
1192 | This really is a carnivore’s dilemma | 1.3629 | 0.05412 | 124 | 87 | 29 | 8 |
1193 | Throw in some kelp and we're a chef's salad. | 1.3628 | 0.05631 | 113 | 79 | 27 | 7 |
1194 | This is my least favorite part of the animal. | 1.3628 | 0.04455 | 113 | 79 | 31 | 3 |
1195 | Wild salmon does make the difference! | 1.3628 | 0.05488 | 113 | 78 | 29 | 6 |
1196 | They’ll explain the rules once Gordon Ramsay gets here. | 1.3627 | 0.06353 | 102 | 74 | 19 | 9 |
1197 | Wait. I am confused. Didn’t Jonah say he was coming at 7:00? | 1.3627 | 0.05536 | 102 | 69 | 29 | 4 |
1198 | Jonah said to meat him here at 5:00 PM. | 1.3627 | 0.06198 | 102 | 73 | 21 | 8 |
1199 | I could have sworn the ad said 'Grey Wheel Inn. ' | 1.3627 | 0.06040 | 102 | 72 | 23 | 7 |
1200 | I say we blow this joint. | 1.3626 | 0.06540 | 91 | 65 | 19 | 7 |
1201 | I swear I signed us up for Beginners Gastronomy, not Gastroenterology. | 1.3626 | 0.06351 | 91 | 64 | 21 | 6 |
1202 | Relax Jim, this is no time for blubbering. | 1.3621 | 0.05530 | 116 | 81 | 28 | 7 |
1203 | The exact words were, “Arrive at 6:00 p.m. We know you’ll make a great dinner.” | 1.3619 | 0.06366 | 105 | 77 | 18 | 10 |
1204 | This is bad. If being eaten doesn't kill us, the irony will. | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
1205 | I looked everywhere; there’s no spice rack! | 1.3617 | 0.06391 | 94 | 67 | 20 | 7 |
1206 | Whale, this is unfortunate... | 1.3617 | 0.06209 | 94 | 66 | 22 | 6 |
1207 | I was happier with the “Farm-to-Table” angle. | 1.3617 | 0.05829 | 94 | 64 | 26 | 4 |
1208 | Not really what I meant when I said "Let's do some ribs". | 1.3613 | 0.05814 | 119 | 86 | 23 | 10 |
1209 | Is that a talking puppet or have we been here for too long? | 1.3613 | 0.05690 | 119 | 85 | 25 | 9 |
1210 | Perhaps we should take beluga off the menu. | 1.3611 | 0.05652 | 108 | 75 | 27 | 6 |
1211 | Who would of thought we'd be Today's Special. | 1.3611 | 0.05950 | 108 | 77 | 23 | 8 |
1212 | We’re not making dinner, we ARE dinner! | 1.3611 | 0.05803 | 108 | 76 | 25 | 7 |
1213 | we can't cook our way out of this one, can we? | 1.3608 | 0.06250 | 97 | 69 | 21 | 7 |
1214 | Any tips on getting rid of the fishy smell? | 1.3608 | 0.05711 | 97 | 66 | 27 | 4 |
1215 | The last thing I heard was "Now who's sushi?" | 1.3608 | 0.06419 | 97 | 70 | 19 | 8 |
1216 | Just wait. The seafood delivery is due any minute. | 1.3608 | 0.06075 | 97 | 68 | 23 | 6 |
1217 | This fish is to die for. | 1.3608 | 0.06075 | 97 | 68 | 23 | 6 |
1218 | Outside of fish, vegan is the best way to eat. Inside fish it's to dark to cook. | 1.3607 | 0.05943 | 122 | 90 | 20 | 12 |
1219 | Well, I guess we'll be preparing it bone-in! | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
1220 | Chef, we're running out of ribs. | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
1221 | Sooooo, turns out he really wasn’t dead. | 1.3600 | 0.05777 | 100 | 69 | 26 | 5 |
1222 | Are you sure this Jonah dude is leveling with us? | 1.3600 | 0.05599 | 100 | 68 | 28 | 4 |
1223 | (You go back and start chopping the garlic, I’ll wait here for the fish.) | 1.3600 | 0.05416 | 100 | 67 | 30 | 3 |
1224 | Is that Jonah? | 1.3596 | 0.06032 | 89 | 61 | 24 | 4 |
1225 | Wow what a great echo | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
1226 | It isn’t called the rib shack for nothing. | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
1227 | It looks like Jonah ate here or was eaten here before we bought the place. | 1.3596 | 0.06636 | 89 | 64 | 18 | 7 |
1228 | Cooking out for Jonah is always challenging | 1.3596 | 0.06636 | 89 | 64 | 18 | 7 |
1229 | And I thought hitting an ice berg was definitely gonna be the worst thing that happened to us tonight | 1.3596 | 0.06032 | 89 | 61 | 24 | 4 |
1230 | This is not what I meant by 'Catch-of-the-Day.' | 1.3592 | 0.05991 | 103 | 73 | 23 | 7 |
1231 | We have one whale of a problem here | 1.3592 | 0.06148 | 103 | 74 | 21 | 8 |
1232 | This Brooklyn gastropub scene is getting a little ridiculous. | 1.3590 | 0.06822 | 78 | 55 | 18 | 5 |
1233 | Well.....this is not what I expected when they said that we would be feeding a big fish. | 1.3590 | 0.06315 | 78 | 53 | 22 | 3 |
1234 | Work in a diner," they said. "It'll be fun," they said | 1.3590 | 0.05355 | 117 | 81 | 30 | 6 |
1235 | Jonah,something is mighty fishy. | 1.3587 | 0.06101 | 92 | 64 | 23 | 5 |
1236 | I wanted the Poissonnier station but this is getting ridiculous. | 1.3587 | 0.06481 | 92 | 66 | 19 | 7 |
1237 | Let’s split up. I call heads. | 1.3585 | 0.06023 | 106 | 76 | 22 | 8 |
1238 | At what capacity would this feel safe? | 1.3585 | 0.05394 | 106 | 72 | 30 | 4 |
1239 | Le bouillabaisse ... c'est nous! | 1.3585 | 0.05872 | 106 | 75 | 24 | 7 |
1240 | Who knew that taking a job with Costco would involve something like this? | 1.3585 | 0.05558 | 106 | 73 | 28 | 5 |
1241 | Next time, let's use sardines. | 1.3585 | 0.05717 | 106 | 74 | 26 | 6 |
1242 | I have a whole new appreciation for sushi. | 1.3585 | 0.05394 | 106 | 72 | 30 | 4 |
1243 | When they hired us to do “Lunch at Jonah’s”, this wasn’t what I had in mind | 1.3585 | 0.05717 | 106 | 74 | 26 | 6 |
1244 | I miss critics | 1.3580 | 0.05908 | 81 | 54 | 25 | 2 |
1245 | I'm starting to rethink the whole "House of Ribs" motif. | 1.3578 | 0.05759 | 109 | 77 | 25 | 7 |
1246 | We really need a new fish supplier | 1.3578 | 0.05456 | 109 | 75 | 29 | 5 |
1247 | The one drawback to working at a 4 star restaurant is their insistence on freshness.” | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
1248 | They say less than 1% pass the finals at the Culinary Institute. | 1.3571 | 0.05847 | 98 | 68 | 25 | 5 |
1249 | The industry works us to the bone. | 1.3571 | 0.05847 | 98 | 68 | 25 | 5 |
1250 | I think we should stop accepting jobs promising to give us "a deep insight into the local fresh fish market". | 1.3571 | 0.06064 | 112 | 82 | 20 | 10 |
1251 | Looks like we'll be working VERY remotely. | 1.3564 | 0.05731 | 101 | 70 | 26 | 5 |
1252 | It appears that we are the catch of the day. | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 72 | 22 | 7 |
1253 | If I ever get out of her, I'm opening a rib joint! | 1.3564 | 0.06538 | 101 | 75 | 16 | 10 |
1254 | Yea...there is definitely something more than fishy going on here. | 1.3564 | 0.05731 | 101 | 70 | 26 | 5 |
1255 | What if the client asks for a doggy bag | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 72 | 22 | 7 |
1256 | What was it you said about having a fire in the belly? | 1.3563 | 0.06327 | 87 | 61 | 21 | 5 |
1257 | This place is a real dive. | 1.3563 | 0.05658 | 87 | 58 | 27 | 2 |
1258 | I won’t be able to look at someone and say ‘it sticks to your ribs’ ever again. | 1.3563 | 0.06932 | 87 | 64 | 15 | 8 |
1259 | We're going to have a whale of a time when the health inspector gets here. | 1.3562 | 0.06861 | 73 | 51 | 18 | 4 |
1260 | I think we have enough bones for soup | 1.3559 | 0.05180 | 118 | 81 | 32 | 5 |
1261 | Chef says he has bigger fish to fry. | 1.3558 | 0.05943 | 104 | 74 | 23 | 7 |
1262 | I never saw a rib I didn't like...until now. | 1.3558 | 0.05784 | 104 | 73 | 25 | 6 |
1263 | Maybe still too soon for indoor dining? | 1.3556 | 0.05544 | 90 | 60 | 28 | 2 |
1264 | Those are the giblets, all right. | 1.3556 | 0.05978 | 90 | 62 | 24 | 4 |
1265 | At least we don't have to worry about social distancing. | 1.3554 | 0.05487 | 121 | 86 | 27 | 8 |
1266 | How do you sous vide this? | 1.3553 | 0.06128 | 76 | 53 | 20 | 3 |
1267 | I could do such great things with herring. But no, the special is, once again, plankton. | 1.3548 | 0.06238 | 93 | 66 | 21 | 6 |
1268 | Farm to table has gotten out of hand. | 1.3545 | 0.05099 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1269 | Call me Ishmael. Chef Ishmael. | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
1270 | I can’t believe we forgot the butter. | 1.3542 | 0.05537 | 96 | 65 | 28 | 3 |
1271 | Do you smell sushi? | 1.3542 | 0.05920 | 96 | 67 | 24 | 5 |
1272 | I hope he sends his food back.. | 1.3542 | 0.06279 | 96 | 69 | 20 | 7 |
1273 | Wrong beluga. | 1.3542 | 0.06279 | 96 | 69 | 20 | 7 |
1274 | I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. | 1.3537 | 0.06578 | 82 | 58 | 19 | 5 |
1275 | No I can't get any service either. | 1.3537 | 0.05589 | 82 | 54 | 27 | 1 |
1276 | I told you nobody"s eating indoors these days. | 1.3537 | 0.06104 | 82 | 56 | 23 | 3 |
1277 | That's the last time I disagree with the captain's wine choice. | 1.3537 | 0.07233 | 82 | 61 | 13 | 8 |
1278 | Let’s hope it’s not squid again. There’s only so much we can make with that. | 1.3535 | 0.06144 | 99 | 71 | 21 | 7 |
1279 | Ok, don’t be overwhelmed by this next part - the prime ribs we use are located at 2, 3, 5, 7, not 9, but 11... and so on. | 1.3535 | 0.05618 | 99 | 68 | 27 | 4 |
1280 | I’m thinking low and slow. | 1.3529 | 0.06418 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 5 |
1281 | Looks like no one wants to eat at Moby's Gullet.. | 1.3529 | 0.06196 | 85 | 59 | 22 | 4 |
1282 | We chose the right bait. Now what? | 1.3529 | 0.05332 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1283 | It will take some time to cook our way out of this one. | 1.3524 | 0.05896 | 105 | 75 | 23 | 7 |
1284 | I think we are in what they call the Belly of the Beast. | 1.3523 | 0.06865 | 88 | 65 | 15 | 8 |
1285 | Oh god. Here comes the lunch rush. | 1.3523 | 0.06473 | 88 | 63 | 19 | 6 |
1286 | I guess it’s cheaper to buy it in bulk. | 1.3523 | 0.05836 | 88 | 60 | 25 | 3 |
1287 | This must be our bad karma,I told you we should have become vegetarians | 1.3523 | 0.06056 | 88 | 61 | 23 | 4 |
1288 | This can’t be kosher. | 1.3523 | 0.05836 | 88 | 60 | 25 | 3 |
1289 | They're on the menu as "Monster Ribs" | 1.3519 | 0.04800 | 108 | 71 | 36 | 1 |
1290 | Maybe with rice pilaf? | 1.3519 | 0.05148 | 108 | 73 | 32 | 3 |
1291 | Would you hit me if I called you a taste bud? | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
1292 | This is not the immersive culinary school experience I had expected. | 1.3519 | 0.05314 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
1293 | This is the last time I offer to help Jonah with his fish fry | 1.3516 | 0.06698 | 91 | 67 | 16 | 8 |
1294 | You're going to need a bigger pan. | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1295 | Inside dining | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1296 | I thought they said “ribs on the side...” | 1.3514 | 0.05673 | 111 | 79 | 25 | 7 |
1297 | I'm not sure 'surf-to-table' was such a good idea. | 1.3511 | 0.06542 | 94 | 69 | 17 | 8 |
1298 | All he said was we are supposed to cook dinner for some guy named Gepetto. | 1.3511 | 0.06365 | 94 | 68 | 19 | 7 |
1299 | No no no... you should cook meat from the outside in, not the inside out.... | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
1300 | Absolutely gutted. | 1.3511 | 0.05392 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1301 | How do we tell which ones are the spare ones? | 1.3506 | 0.07104 | 77 | 56 | 15 | 6 |
1302 | Ok,so where do we find this whale | 1.3505 | 0.05684 | 97 | 67 | 26 | 4 |
1303 | Mom always told me food was the way to the heart | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
1304 | Well, I think we’re safe from the vegans in here | 1.3505 | 0.05292 | 97 | 65 | 30 | 2 |
1305 | I wish the owner would change the daily special. If I have to cook one more Krill, I’m out of here. | 1.3500 | 0.06188 | 80 | 55 | 22 | 3 |
1306 | Whale meat again,don't know where,don't know when... | 1.3500 | 0.06913 | 80 | 58 | 16 | 6 |
1307 | Has anyone seen Chef Jonah? | 1.3500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 69 | 27 | 4 |
1308 | Let’s just brine whatever rolls in. | 1.3500 | 0.06913 | 80 | 58 | 16 | 6 |
1309 | Well, my guy did say he gives em' fresh... | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
1310 | We’re going to need a bigger knife. | 1.3500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 71 | 23 | 6 |
1311 | I'm starting to think we should have screened for more than low rent. | 1.3495 | 0.05292 | 103 | 70 | 30 | 3 |
1312 | This gives a whole new meaning to sushi | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1313 | I can't wait until outdoor dining opens up again | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1314 | I thought there was a special on mushrooms, but now I realize it said “special mushrooms” | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
1315 | Whoever drew this cartoon didn't know shitake about vertebrate anatomy. | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1316 | Let's hope he goes for small fry. | 1.3494 | 0.05796 | 83 | 56 | 25 | 2 |
1317 | Good ingredients are getting so hard to find. | 1.3491 | 0.05369 | 106 | 73 | 29 | 4 |
1318 | I think this is a sign we should go vegan | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1319 | Have you seen the recipe? | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
1320 | Alexa, how many ounces are in a cup? | 1.3488 | 0.05910 | 86 | 59 | 24 | 3 |
1321 | De-boning is the worst part." | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1322 | When I said let’s try out fir a cooking show, I meant Top Chef, not Survivor. | 1.3483 | 0.05784 | 89 | 61 | 25 | 3 |
1323 | You think this fella could spare a rib? | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1324 | What a place to lose your favorite spatula. | 1.3478 | 0.05665 | 92 | 63 | 26 | 3 |
1325 | Shall we make ribs tonight? | 1.3478 | 0.05872 | 92 | 64 | 24 | 4 |
1326 | Anyone seen the pepper? | 1.3478 | 0.05666 | 115 | 83 | 24 | 8 |
1327 | I think your ribs have gotten out of hand... | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1328 | We’re gonna need a bigger raw bar. | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1329 | If the leg bone really is connected to the knee bone, and the knee bone's connected to the thigh bone, then by my calculations, we should just about be arriving at the hip bone. | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1330 | So how are we going to plate this? | 1.3474 | 0.05348 | 95 | 64 | 29 | 2 |
1331 | You got any recipes for Krill? | 1.3472 | 0.07175 | 72 | 52 | 15 | 5 |
1332 | I thought stranded in the kitchen was bad! | 1.3472 | 0.06897 | 72 | 51 | 17 | 4 |
1333 | There's definitely something fishy going on in this Kitchen... | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1334 | You heard her yourself, "You've arrived at your destination." | 1.3469 | 0.06819 | 98 | 75 | 12 | 11 |
1335 | Is now a bad time to give my notice? | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1336 | This farm to table cuisine is becoming rediculous. | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1337 | Yeah, I think we'll have to get used to it. The kitchen is going to smell of fish | 1.3467 | 0.07227 | 75 | 55 | 14 | 6 |
1338 | Is this not the new Calatrava? | 1.3467 | 0.06436 | 75 | 52 | 20 | 3 |
1339 | I don't think Gordon will find us here! Do you? | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1340 | I think that we made a wrong turn at the esophagus. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1341 | That's what I call one fine rack of ribs. | 1.3462 | 0.06536 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
1342 | Bone Appetit indeed.... | 1.3462 | 0.06536 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
1343 | On Today’s Episode of The Great Inuit Bake-Off | 1.3462 | 0.05920 | 104 | 75 | 22 | 7 |
1344 | I thought they said it was dead | 1.3457 | 0.06373 | 81 | 57 | 20 | 4 |
1345 | I told you we should have waited until he was asleep! | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1346 | Looks like we're limited to sea food. | 1.3457 | 0.06373 | 81 | 57 | 20 | 4 |
1347 | I hope you brought some dry rub cause’ we’re going to have to cook our way out of here. | 1.3457 | 0.05869 | 81 | 55 | 24 | 2 |
1348 | Uh, boss? I think we ARE the dinner tonight! | 1.3452 | 0.05987 | 84 | 58 | 23 | 3 |
1349 | This whale tonsil au gratin recipe is more trouble than it's worth if you ask me... | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1350 | I wasn’t Joking! They call me Ishmael. | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1351 | I’m afraid I misjudged how much backbone we would need for this job. | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1352 | I'm afraid to say that we've tried every recipe out there and this pandemic still isn't over. | 1.3452 | 0.05354 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1353 | I cant believe you dropped the flashlight... | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1354 | See, this is exactly why we shouldn't allow substitutions. | 1.3448 | 0.06296 | 87 | 62 | 20 | 5 |
1355 | I know we're the backbone of society, but this is a little much. | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1356 | all I told him was high concept dining room | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 83 | 26 | 7 |
1357 | Is this what a gastropub is? | 1.3448 | 0.06707 | 87 | 64 | 16 | 7 |
1358 | Whale shit | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
1359 | This is last time we eat those mushrooms! | 1.3444 | 0.05623 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1360 | Honey I think I shrunk the chefs | 1.3441 | 0.05821 | 93 | 65 | 24 | 4 |
1361 | Two chefs walk into a tunnel.... | 1.3441 | 0.06575 | 93 | 69 | 16 | 8 |
1362 | I guess chef tartare is the signature dish. | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
1363 | Jonah, listen to me. Real sushi chefs start small and work their way up. | 1.3441 | 0.05616 | 93 | 64 | 26 | 3 |
1364 | Dang, Barry had the knife. | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
1365 | We should've known, since they were asking for seasoned chefs | 1.3441 | 0.06751 | 93 | 70 | 14 | 9 |
1366 | I thought we agreed upon an immersive culinary experience. | 1.3438 | 0.05507 | 96 | 66 | 27 | 3 |
1367 | I think we missed the turn after the tonsils. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1368 | This is another fine mess hall you've gotten me into. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1369 | We're going to take indoor dining to the next level! | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1370 | Hear me out. Have you seen ‘Pinocchio?’ | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1371 | I told you, people don't like closed spaces anymore | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1372 | I'm dreading collecting the rump roast. | 1.3434 | 0.05591 | 99 | 69 | 26 | 4 |
1373 | Man, I’m tired of these catering gigs. | 1.3434 | 0.05591 | 99 | 69 | 26 | 4 |
1374 | So I guess we’re doing ribs tonight. | 1.3429 | 0.07015 | 70 | 50 | 16 | 4 |
1375 | I guess this must be Hell’s Kitchen. | 1.3429 | 0.07015 | 70 | 50 | 16 | 4 |
1376 | Did you bring the boning knife? | 1.3429 | 0.07583 | 70 | 52 | 12 | 6 |
1377 | I don’t know if opening a restaurant in a whale is Ecoterrorism, but it sure feels like it. | 1.3429 | 0.06714 | 70 | 49 | 18 | 3 |
1378 | We have to wait for him to swallow the necessary ingredientes. | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
1379 | This Jonah and the Whale menu item was ill-conceived. | 1.3425 | 0.06534 | 73 | 51 | 19 | 3 |
1380 | The pan is mightier than the sword? | 1.3421 | 0.06367 | 76 | 53 | 20 | 3 |
1381 | So, we're making ribs, then | 1.3418 | 0.05944 | 79 | 54 | 23 | 2 |
1382 | I guess we should probably take that “stick to your ribs” bit out of the slogan, huh. | 1.3418 | 0.06951 | 79 | 58 | 15 | 6 |
1383 | We're gonna need a bigger skillet | 1.3415 | 0.06066 | 82 | 57 | 22 | 3 |
1384 | They said it was an adventure cooking show. I wasn't expecting anything quite so... Biblical. | 1.3415 | 0.06066 | 82 | 57 | 22 | 3 |
1385 | The job ad did say "gastropub"... | 1.3415 | 0.06309 | 82 | 58 | 20 | 4 |
1386 | But are you sure it's fresh? | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
1387 | let's hope he's a vegetarian. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1388 | If we had a wooden puppet we could make a fire. | 1.3412 | 0.05930 | 85 | 59 | 23 | 3 |
1389 | When the Head Chef said this was to be an immersive, inside culinary experience I NEVER anticipated this! | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1390 | Never mind the garnish, we’ve got bigger fish to fry | 1.3412 | 0.05930 | 85 | 59 | 23 | 3 |
1391 | Look on the bright side, at least we’re open for business. | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1392 | Remind me, What part were we going to cook? | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1393 | Oh no, we're out of krill. | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
1394 | The Ratatouille sequel took a dark turn. | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1395 | ‘Did you wash your hands?’ | 1.3412 | 0.05930 | 85 | 59 | 23 | 3 |
1396 | The decor is great but the roof's leaking | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1397 | I think we lost the balance between freshness and safety. | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1398 | Did Captain Ahab ask for short ribs or prime rib? | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1399 | We're going to need more BBQ sauce. | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1400 | Well, at least we can cook on gas. | 1.3409 | 0.06836 | 88 | 66 | 14 | 8 |
1401 | Did you explain that sous chef is NOT the same as sushi? | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1402 | Sure looks like a whale of an opportunity to me. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1403 | I think fresh krill is on the menu tonight. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1404 | You know...at this point, stick a fork in me, because I am done. | 1.3407 | 0.05682 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1405 | Do you have any whale recipes? | 1.3404 | 0.05568 | 94 | 65 | 26 | 3 |
1406 | I've run out of ways of cooking krill. | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1407 | Maybe our plating portions really are pretentious. | 1.3404 | 0.05770 | 94 | 66 | 24 | 4 |
1408 | Might be time to go vegan. | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1409 | Jonah, something about this is a little fishy! | 1.3402 | 0.06369 | 97 | 72 | 17 | 8 |
1410 | Jonah could have at least left a tip. | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1411 | Jonah, do you use red or white wine with whale? | 1.3402 | 0.05654 | 97 | 68 | 25 | 4 |
1412 | This Paleo trend has gone too far. | 1.3402 | 0.05654 | 97 | 68 | 25 | 4 |
1413 | I’m thinking ribs should be on tonight’s menu | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1414 | Any ribs to spare? | 1.3400 | 0.06067 | 100 | 73 | 20 | 7 |
1415 | I hate to keep blubbering on, but the acoustics are fabulous... | 1.3400 | 0.04654 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1416 | Maybe farm-to-table wasn’t the best idea. | 1.3400 | 0.05545 | 100 | 70 | 26 | 4 |
1417 | I knew I should've taken the job at Wendy's. | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1418 | I say we make ribs the special this weekend | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
1419 | I'm gonna add this to my resume, for sure. | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
1420 | Karma. | 1.3398 | 0.05441 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1421 | I should've brought a larger saucepan. | 1.3398 | 0.05614 | 103 | 73 | 25 | 5 |
1422 | I can cook without an audience, but not without a stove. | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1423 | Santiago Calatrava's restaurant designs have gotten so literal! | 1.3394 | 0.05861 | 109 | 80 | 21 | 8 |
1424 | Well, I 've never been eaten by sushi. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1425 | Chefs, please open your baskets. Today’s ingredients are muktuk, scrimshaw, and whale tongue. You have one hour. | 1.3382 | 0.07440 | 68 | 50 | 13 | 5 |
1426 | Do you think it's time to report this conditions to OSHA? | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
1427 | If you enjoyed today's video don't forget to like, comment and suscribe. See you next week when we show you how we got out of here. | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
1428 | At least it ate us raw. | 1.3378 | 0.06462 | 74 | 52 | 19 | 3 |
1429 | Maybe taking 'farm-to-table' sushi to another level was not the best idea. | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
1430 | For the record, I said we should put grouper belly on the menu. | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1431 | You're right. They wanted short ribs. | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1432 | Uh oh...that looks like a wine pairing coming our way. | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
1433 | We’re going to need a lot of garlic. | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1434 | I miss the cruise ship kitchen | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
1435 | I thought 'house of ribs' was the name of the restaurant. | 1.3375 | 0.06148 | 80 | 56 | 21 | 3 |
1436 | Where's Jonah? He was supposed to give us directions. | 1.3375 | 0.05885 | 80 | 55 | 23 | 2 |
1437 | Well...at least we’re al dente | 1.3375 | 0.06148 | 80 | 56 | 21 | 3 |
1438 | I’m thinking we should have drawn the line at ‘farm to table.’ | 1.3375 | 0.06148 | 80 | 56 | 21 | 3 |
1439 | I said stuffed quail, not stuffed whale. | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1440 | I don’t think this is what “foraging for ingredients” means | 1.3375 | 0.06148 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1441 | This ain't Hell's Kitchen! | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
1442 | My wife was right... it isn’t safe to come back to work yet. | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1443 | Not funny Jonah. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1444 | We're really getting into this meal | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1445 | When does Ramsey start yelling? | 1.3372 | 0.05636 | 86 | 59 | 25 | 2 |
1446 | This isn’t what I thought they meant by, “two chefs wanted for dinner” | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1447 | I TOLD you it was a bad idea to do a cooking competition on the National Geographic channel. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1448 | When I suggested that we open a theme restaurant called, "This is Spinal Tapas," this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.3371 | 0.05749 | 89 | 62 | 24 | 3 |
1449 | We could do a nice bone broth soup? | 1.3371 | 0.05523 | 89 | 61 | 26 | 2 |
1450 | Serves me right for saying 'you can cook anything.' | 1.3371 | 0.05967 | 89 | 63 | 22 | 4 |
1451 | Are we prebiotic or probiotic? | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1452 | We'll need to expand the palate. | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1453 | It's a whale of a problem | 1.3371 | 0.05523 | 89 | 61 | 26 | 2 |
1454 | Is this the place called Chez Jonah? | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1455 | Do you have a good recipe for ribs? | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1456 | I'm pretty sure he said turn left where the spleen used to be. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1457 | If I'd thought about it, being a chef at Ahab's Alley should have given me pause. | 1.3370 | 0.05190 | 92 | 62 | 29 | 1 |
1458 | I can’t believe you didn’t write the recipe down | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1459 | Where's the grass? You said it was grass fed." | 1.3368 | 0.05913 | 95 | 68 | 22 | 5 |
1460 | Oi Vey! | 1.3368 | 0.06456 | 95 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
1461 | Wait! We forgot the Eggs..... | 1.3368 | 0.05913 | 95 | 68 | 22 | 5 |
1462 | This gives a whole new meaning to 'Chef's Surprise.' We're going to take a lot of ribbing about this. | 1.3368 | 0.06456 | 95 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
1463 | They said this is the only way into Norway during Covid. | 1.3368 | 0.05720 | 95 | 67 | 24 | 4 |
1464 | Where’s the liver? | 1.3367 | 0.05607 | 98 | 69 | 25 | 4 |
1465 | It can’t get more offal than this | 1.3367 | 0.05219 | 98 | 67 | 29 | 2 |
1466 | Why do I keep thinking about Katherine Hepburn? | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
1467 | They did say this would be a gastronomical event! | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1468 | We'll both have to take some ribbing tonight. | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1469 | The challenges of being a crepe chef in a sushi venue... | 1.3366 | 0.05677 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1470 | That was a whale of a lunch crowd! | 1.3366 | 0.05317 | 101 | 70 | 28 | 3 |
1471 | One hiccup and the kitchen disappeared. | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
1472 | Maybe the Beluga Platter wasn’t such a good idea after all. | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
1473 | Maybe he will eat some Mexican food next, and then we'll be on our way out for sure! | 1.3364 | 0.06221 | 107 | 81 | 16 | 10 |
1474 | We’re out of krill. Do you think she’ll want the chicken fried steak? | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
1475 | Let’s get cookin, we’ve got no time to krill | 1.3364 | 0.05671 | 110 | 80 | 23 | 7 |
1476 | Whelp, I’m glad we didn’t serve THOSE mushrooms. | 1.3364 | 0.05211 | 110 | 77 | 29 | 4 |
1477 | I guess you really do get into your work! | 1.3364 | 0.05048 | 110 | 76 | 31 | 3 |
1478 | Are you sure Amazon said it would deliver here! | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1479 | Well, he looked dead to ME! | 1.3333 | 0.05948 | 84 | 59 | 22 | 3 |
1480 | We should probably take the shushi off the menu until we see how this plays out. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1481 | We just wanted to cook a gourmet dinner; not to be dinner. | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
1482 | It feels fishy in here, but the smell is offal. | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1483 | The patron specifically asked for the marrow from L87. | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1484 | Do you remember how Ahab get out of this? | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1485 | Krill Grill daily special. Still? | 1.3333 | 0.05674 | 78 | 53 | 24 | 1 |
1486 | So where’s Jonah when we need him?? | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1487 | I suggest something large and brulee. | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
1488 | Jonah, are you here? | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1489 | Jonah’s? What a lame name for a bistro. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1490 | Blubber, blubber everywhere...and not a drop for cooking. | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1491 | Le Cordon Bleu Whale | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1492 | Does it count as free-range? | 1.3333 | 0.07027 | 81 | 61 | 13 | 7 |
1493 | OK, don't panic. Jonah got out of something like this, and so can we." | 1.3333 | 0.05583 | 93 | 65 | 25 | 3 |
1494 | You didn't bring the mop? We were supposed to start with a palate cleanser. | 1.3333 | 0.06804 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1495 | Ribs? | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1496 | Call us His meal. | 1.3333 | 0.06233 | 78 | 55 | 20 | 3 |
1497 | Are you sure these are spare ribs? | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
1498 | Can you smell fish? | 1.3333 | 0.07132 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
1499 | I think we’ve gone a little overboard in our quest for the freshest seafood. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1500 | Well, I think we know he likes Sushi! | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1501 | There’s only one way out of here, and I don’t think you’re going to like it. | 1.3333 | 0.05474 | 90 | 62 | 26 | 2 |
1502 | Let’s hope he burps before he swallows. | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
1503 | when he said it was an inside job, well i just had no idea. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1504 | What kind of mushrooms did you put in your risotto? | 1.3333 | 0.07252 | 84 | 65 | 10 | 9 |
1505 | hope we have enough barbecue sauce | 1.3333 | 0.05561 | 99 | 70 | 25 | 4 |
1506 | Look, there’s light at the end of this tunnel. | 1.3333 | 0.04811 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1507 | The recipe called for the rib of KALE | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1508 | The sign said, “Jonah’s Place” - that should have been a clue. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1509 | This is the scariest part of cooking -- waiting for the ingredients. | 1.3333 | 0.07187 | 75 | 56 | 13 | 6 |
1510 | You want to tell her we're out of krill? | 1.3333 | 0.06258 | 99 | 74 | 17 | 8 |
1511 | Are you sure this is the best place for fresh seafood? | 1.3333 | 0.06102 | 75 | 52 | 21 | 2 |
1512 | I hear something coming. | 1.3333 | 0.05827 | 81 | 56 | 23 | 2 |
1513 | This is what we get for going down with the chef. | 1.3333 | 0.05948 | 84 | 59 | 22 | 3 |
1514 | I think she likes it rare. | 1.3333 | 0.06233 | 66 | 45 | 20 | 1 |
1515 | I hope that's not the dinner rush. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1516 | Exotic, yes. But did you know it tastes just like chicken? | 1.3333 | 0.05960 | 78 | 54 | 22 | 2 |
1517 | We’re gonna need a bigger whisk | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1518 | Fall off the bone ribs? What a tease | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1519 | We're gonna need more than 30 minutes to plate this one | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1520 | Bone appetite, I suppose. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1521 | These ribs better be organic” | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1522 | I don’t think this new restaurant concept is going to pan out | 1.3333 | 0.07348 | 69 | 51 | 13 | 5 |
1523 | He's right... It was medium rare. | 1.3333 | 0.05583 | 93 | 65 | 25 | 3 |
1524 | It’s relaxing at first, but the diners will want the background singing turned down | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
1525 | We better get out of here before they start marinating... | 1.3308 | 0.05088 | 133 | 97 | 28 | 8 |
1526 | I think we're on the menu. | 1.3302 | 0.05953 | 106 | 79 | 19 | 8 |
1527 | Chef said farm to table wasn't good enough anymore. | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1528 | Well this is inconvenient. I have smaller fish to fry. | 1.3301 | 0.06075 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 8 |
1529 | Who's having who for dinner? | 1.3299 | 0.05018 | 97 | 66 | 30 | 1 |
1530 | Where should we begin? | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1531 | Now you tell me? Bay leaf, not baleen?!? | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1532 | I forgot the salt! | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1533 | I don't think I have enough stuffing for this one | 1.3298 | 0.05534 | 94 | 66 | 25 | 3 |
1534 | I knew we should have made a left at Albuquerque | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1535 | You said you wanted to serve only the freshest seafood. | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1536 | 'How far would you go to get that Michelin star?' they said... | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1537 | A pinch of Calabrian might do. | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1538 | The poor thing must be starving | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1539 | It’s part of our push towards a locavore menu | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1540 | Im surprised he has such good taste. | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1541 | Is that y͟o͟u͟r stomach rumbling? | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1542 | Are you getting really tired of krill, too, Jonah? | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1543 | Somedays we eat the fish and somedays the fish eat us! | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1544 | Are you sure this is the way to New Jersey? | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1545 | When I said I wanted to work in the belly of the beast, this is not what I had in mind.... | 1.3294 | 0.05891 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
1546 | Now I'm the one that's feeling blue. | 1.3294 | 0.05891 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
1547 | To make matters worse, I think I left the stove on at the restaurant. | 1.3294 | 0.06979 | 85 | 65 | 12 | 8 |
1548 | Looks like the poissonier has become the poisson. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1549 | Dude, we're gonna need lot more cilantro. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1550 | Chef took amuse bouche a little too seriously. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1551 | I guess it will just be short ribs tonight | 1.3293 | 0.06733 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 6 |
1552 | I doubt anyone comes for the atmosphere either. | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1553 | Not what I had in mind when they said they wanted to hire us for dinner. | 1.3293 | 0.06025 | 82 | 58 | 21 | 3 |
1554 | I think we need a bigger oven. | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1555 | Can we consider this situation the real meaning about working under pressure? | 1.3293 | 0.06025 | 82 | 58 | 21 | 3 |
1556 | At least there’s salt | 1.3293 | 0.06953 | 82 | 62 | 13 | 7 |
1557 | I know Gordon Ramsey eats bad cooks for breakfast but this is a bit to far | 1.3293 | 0.05770 | 82 | 57 | 23 | 2 |
1558 | I thought karma was more of a metaphysical thing. | 1.3293 | 0.06953 | 82 | 62 | 13 | 7 |
1559 | I guess you shouldn't cook what you eat before swimming, either. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1560 | Did Mister Jonah say he was eating out tonight? | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
1561 | Perhaps the fresh krill entree was a bad idea. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1562 | It's what's on the inside that counts. | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
1563 | Let's go out the way we came in.... | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
1564 | I forget, how did Jonah get out | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
1565 | Now I understand the meaning of irony. | 1.3288 | 0.07313 | 73 | 55 | 12 | 6 |
1566 | Jonah is so hard to cook for! | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
1567 | It's an all consuming profession. | 1.3288 | 0.06486 | 73 | 52 | 18 | 3 |
1568 | Shall we push on and see what's up a head? | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
1569 | What are you in for? | 1.3288 | 0.06185 | 73 | 51 | 20 | 2 |
1570 | Captain Ahab's Culinary School might not have been the best choice. | 1.3286 | 0.05654 | 70 | 47 | 23 | 0 |
1571 | This whole “Paleo” diet thing is getting a little out of hand. | 1.3281 | 0.06702 | 64 | 45 | 17 | 2 |
1572 | Let's start with the ribeye cut ! | 1.3269 | 0.05370 | 104 | 74 | 26 | 4 |
1573 | So they took this "interior design" thing a little too literally,I guess? | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1574 | Are you sure Ishmael told us to meet him down here? | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1575 | Hey dude, you can’t let the work consume you. | 1.3263 | 0.06599 | 95 | 73 | 13 | 9 |
1576 | We're gonna need more parsley | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1577 | I think we're stuck with ribs as tonight's special. | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1578 | Prime rib, anyone? | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1579 | Yeah, I still think we’re too dependent upon on our smartphone navigation apps. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1580 | The only reservation is the Jonah party. | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1581 | I guess we should head home; the Oculus is closed. | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1582 | I could've sworn the application said "culinary" not "pulmonary." | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1583 | I told you this was a weird way to meet girls. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1584 | We're toast. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1585 | We shouldn't have offered to cater for Shark Week | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1586 | After the shutdown, becoming a personal chef hits different | 1.3258 | 0.06545 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 7 |
1587 | A whale of a kitchen they said. | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1588 | InstaCart really blew it this time. | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1589 | Did you bring the dill? | 1.3256 | 0.05834 | 86 | 61 | 22 | 3 |
1590 | This gives a whole new meaning to “Eat or be eaten” | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1591 | A little garlic here, a carrot there, some bay leaf - pretty soon, you're talking 'cioppino'! | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1592 | Chef told me this is the best wet market in town. | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1593 | What do we do with all the leftovers? | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1594 | - Change the menu to "Ribs, home-style" | 1.3256 | 0.05834 | 86 | 61 | 22 | 3 |
1595 | To eat or be eaten, that is the question. | 1.3256 | 0.05834 | 86 | 61 | 22 | 3 |
1596 | I don’t see the salmon stretcher anywhere. | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1597 | I just don't think ambergris mousse is going to catch on this year. | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1598 | The recipie called for fresh Leviathan! | 1.3253 | 0.07090 | 83 | 64 | 11 | 8 |
1599 | Sorry, Gilles, to put you in this offal situation. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1600 | The smell could dissipate once we boil it. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1601 | How about you de-bone and I'll make the gravy... | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1602 | The investors want to name the new place “The Belly of the Beast” | 1.3250 | 0.05839 | 80 | 56 | 22 | 2 |
1603 | I think I should have stuck it out at Hell's Kitchen. | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1604 | Why did we wish upon a Michelin star? | 1.3250 | 0.05839 | 80 | 56 | 22 | 2 |
1605 | I wonder what “Catch of the Day” we’ll be cooking tonight. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1606 | I guess we won’t be offering take out or curbside pickup. | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
1607 | I forgot my mask. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1608 | ‘Ugh. You really want to see the end of this tunnel?’ | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1609 | Look at that someone wrote Jonah was here on the side | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1610 | Let’s turn around and try tickeling its uvula. | 1.3247 | 0.05974 | 77 | 54 | 21 | 2 |
1611 | Are you sure the order was "whale done" and not "well done?" | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1612 | Don't look now, but here comes the digestif. | 1.3247 | 0.05974 | 77 | 54 | 21 | 2 |
1613 | I think we are going to need a larger sauce pan. | 1.3247 | 0.05974 | 77 | 54 | 21 | 2 |
1614 | ECHO, ECho, Echo, echo | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1615 | I thought our new contract stated we were going to be chefs in Wales! | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1616 | So, Pinocchio said the best tartar of his life was from here?? | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1617 | I still say artificial blubber would work just fine in the recipe. | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1618 | Some how I don't think this is what he meant when he told us to know our food better. | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
1619 | I was expecting fire and brimstone,but this makes sense too. | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
1620 | At least social distancing won't be a problem. | 1.3239 | 0.06884 | 71 | 52 | 15 | 4 |
1621 | We should have asked more questions when the cruise line advertised its new Adventure of the Seas dining option. | 1.3239 | 0.05593 | 71 | 48 | 23 | 0 |
1622 | I bet we are trapped in a Black Mirror episode. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1623 | You don't think she meant Wales the country, do you? | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1624 | We're going to need at least a drum of wasabi. | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
1625 | I'm afraid to see what happens when we come out the other end. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1626 | I never though I"d feel like an amuse-bouche | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1627 | Well, now I get vegetarians | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1628 | Well, the bones are good for this location | 1.3235 | 0.06087 | 68 | 47 | 20 | 1 |
1629 | And then she left and took the cat with her. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1630 | Sacre bleu whale! I feel like the krill is gone. | 1.3232 | 0.06230 | 99 | 75 | 16 | 8 |
1631 | This did NOT happen on the video tutorial. | 1.3232 | 0.05142 | 99 | 69 | 28 | 2 |
1632 | It looks vaguely familiar. I think it's been featured on diners, drive ins, and dives. | 1.3231 | 0.07308 | 65 | 48 | 13 | 4 |
1633 | I swear I heard a cat! | 1.3231 | 0.07308 | 65 | 48 | 13 | 4 |
1634 | Did we just become the special? | 1.3231 | 0.06971 | 65 | 47 | 15 | 3 |
1635 | Is this still part of the class? | 1.3231 | 0.06617 | 65 | 46 | 17 | 2 |
1636 | Excuse me, we're catering the Jonah party. | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1637 | I think putting fresh filet of whale on the menu may have been a mistake. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1638 | I think we're going to need a bigger gravy boat. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1639 | I wished to be in a DINER for a change, not a DINNER! | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1640 | We are going to need a lot more Bearnaise Sauce' | 1.3229 | 0.05440 | 96 | 68 | 25 | 3 |
1641 | I guess we really are what we eat | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1642 | Something tells me Padma's not showing up | 1.3226 | 0.07548 | 62 | 46 | 12 | 4 |
1643 | Always an appetizer, never an entree. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1644 | You don't happen to see any verbose, well dressed crickets around here, do you? | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1645 | I hope they like krilled cheese | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1646 | The next step is hard: return to kitchen. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1647 | So what sauce goes with these ribs? | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1648 | Oh man. We totally misunderstood the ‘Indoor Dining’ sign | 1.3222 | 0.05659 | 90 | 64 | 23 | 3 |
1649 | You season and I’ll baste. | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1650 | All I see is leftovers | 1.3218 | 0.05779 | 87 | 62 | 22 | 3 |
1651 | No, I believe it's your turn to prepare the stuffing. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1652 | Let's see. I think the tenderloin is that way. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1653 | He didn't sauté us in a white wine sauce first, what an animal! | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1654 | Patio Seating?? | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1655 | Definitely Jonah's is just right for our new eatery. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1656 | So...Pizza? | 1.3218 | 0.05296 | 87 | 60 | 26 | 1 |
1657 | I still can't believe you enrolled us at Johnson and Whales. | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1658 | The head chef said I needed to work on my deboning technique, but this is a little extreme. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1659 | Vegetarian! Read the room! | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1660 | And now, we wait on the surprise ingredients. | 1.3218 | 0.05779 | 87 | 62 | 22 | 3 |
1661 | Wait, we have this backwards. | 1.3218 | 0.05543 | 87 | 61 | 24 | 2 |
1662 | I hate prep work. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1663 | Finally, here comes Jonah. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1664 | What happened to Jonah?" | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1665 | how many ways are there to cook krill ?? | 1.3214 | 0.06809 | 84 | 64 | 13 | 7 |
1666 | Jonah? JONAH! jonah... | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1667 | I told you I didn't want to see how the sausage is made. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1668 | Maybe if we’re bland enough he’ll send us back. | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1669 | You got the garlic? | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1670 | We will just have to hold on until things reopen. | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
1671 | I think he swallowed. | 1.3210 | 0.05781 | 81 | 57 | 22 | 2 |
1672 | I’ve never worked in an All-You-Can-Eat restaurant before. Is this normal? | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1673 | So, when I said this restaurant is going to be my Great White Whale, you know I was talking metaphorically, right? | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
1674 | Think of this as the ultimate seafood challenge | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1675 | Does this count as indoor dining? | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1676 | Oh Mon Dieu, the trans fat! | 1.3205 | 0.05911 | 78 | 55 | 21 | 2 |
1677 | I sense mission creep. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1678 | The echo should have been a warning. | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1679 | Is this what they mean about "bone-in?" | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1680 | You said no one would order the extra large ribs... | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1681 | I didn’t think he would take the ‘chefs selections’ menu literally... | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1682 | I just hope he doesn't swallow. | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1683 | Opening night at Jonah’s restaurant did not go as well as expected. | 1.3200 | 0.05745 | 75 | 52 | 22 | 1 |
1684 | Great location! I was thinking about a BBQ ribs place. | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
1685 | Jonah says he wants his steak sous vide! | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1686 | Hate it when krill is Catch of the Day. | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
1687 | This can't end well. | 1.3200 | 0.06051 | 75 | 53 | 20 | 2 |
1688 | I don’t think a fluke will get us out of here. | 1.3194 | 0.05876 | 72 | 50 | 21 | 1 |
1689 | I only cook with my irony skillet when I’m swallowed whole. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1690 | Now we'll never be real boys. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1691 | We were told there’s be plankton | 1.3194 | 0.06200 | 72 | 51 | 19 | 2 |
1692 | It seems our fish of the day is whale. | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1693 | Krill is so overrated. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1694 | 'Get the biggest fish at the market,' you said. | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1695 | Maybe they’ll come for the killer ambiance? | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1696 | Couldn't he have just posted a review on Yelp? | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
1697 | How about Krill a la baleine? | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1698 | They said to whet his palette. Do you even know where that is? | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1699 | I told you not to put blubber in the bouillabaisse ... | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1700 | I guess his "what's for dinner?" was rhetorical. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1701 | When they said sous-chef, they weren't kidding. | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1702 | Deboning will be easy you said. Right! | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1703 | Consider this my two week's notice. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1704 | Who knew “all you can eat” would lead to this? | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1705 | Sometimes, in the restaurant business, you can be TOO different. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1706 | When I said I wanted to cook the belly of the beast, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
1707 | You should stop looking for the perfect cut | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
1708 | We can’t be the only thing he’s going to swallow today! | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1709 | Mr. Pinnocio? Mr. Guipetto? We're here to do your catered dinner! Um, . . . . where is the kitchen? | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1710 | I believe my pan is too small. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1711 | I hope you remembered the recipe for krill. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1712 | I think it is going to have to be sushi tonight | 1.3176 | 0.05348 | 85 | 59 | 25 | 1 |
1713 | Are we there yet? | 1.3176 | 0.05604 | 85 | 60 | 23 | 2 |
1714 | It's hard to believe it's been over a year since our ill-fated excursion, and Chef still doesn't realize we're missing. | 1.3175 | 0.07093 | 63 | 46 | 14 | 3 |
1715 | What are we featuring as the vegan option | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1716 | It happened again, some table wanted fresh cracked pepper and then blammo! | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1717 | All I know is if the recipe hadn't called for blubber we'd still be in Atlanta. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
1718 | So..do you think Pinocchio will be here soon? | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1719 | Where did we put the spare ribs again? | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
1720 | Karma is real? | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1721 | I suppose 'Yes Chef' has it's limits. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1722 | I told you not to trust that wooden boy... | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1723 | Now I can't remember why we came in here. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1724 | Finally, three days without Chef Ramsay screaming at us. | 1.3165 | 0.07328 | 79 | 62 | 9 | 8 |
1725 | This place seems fishy, Frank | 1.3165 | 0.05566 | 79 | 55 | 23 | 1 |
1726 | Krill!!! Again!!! And no I don't think the samphire makes all the difference. | 1.3163 | 0.05148 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1727 | At least we'll be drunk before the fast food hits us? | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1728 | Remind me again why we hired Jonah. | 1.3158 | 0.07305 | 76 | 59 | 10 | 7 |
1729 | Escargots would have been much easier to prepare than these ribs. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1730 | I told you to garnish with dill, not krill! | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1731 | So much for trying to sauté that big snail from last week | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1732 | Top Chef Survivor” sounded so glamorous | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1733 | So where's the burning bush? | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1734 | When they said fresh fish they weren’t kidding! | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1735 | Where did that kid with the long nose wearing lederhosen go? | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1736 | Just wait til you see where the kitchen is... | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1737 | We could open a ribs joint. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1738 | That catering invitation was from A Whale of a Time, wasn't it? | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1739 | I say, 'Colonel Mustard, with the carving knife, in the diaphragm.'" | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1740 | I've got a bone to pick with the new owner. | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1741 | They say it is almost time where we can go 100% inside dining... | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1742 | We're going to need a bigger frying pan. | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1743 | She likes it rare. | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1744 | I guess that it's 'catch of the day' again | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
1745 | Not a good time to ask about shelf-life, Jonah. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1746 | I've heard of the stress of cooking in the belly of the beast, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1747 | I told you we should've checked the address before we took the job. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1748 | I think we'll need a bigger pan. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1749 | Sign the lease. This place has really good bones.” J.B. Harrison, New York Cit | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1750 | Oh my god! There is no kitchen! | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1751 | Don’t mean to be judgy, but I think our fish is a little bit too fresh | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1752 | This isn’t what I meant when I said we needed to get into the reviewer’s stomach | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1753 | This will be the freshest fish we have ever served! | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1754 | Honest, I left it right here. I was positive it was dead. | 1.3143 | 0.06286 | 70 | 50 | 18 | 2 |
1755 | We should do something with marrow. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1756 | I don’t think this is what the recipe meant when it said “gut the fish.” | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1757 | I will do anything to get the vaccine. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1758 | I guess prime rib is out of the question. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1759 | I told them it was a bad idea to let M. Night Shyamalan direct Ratatouille 2 | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1760 | I'm beginning to regret going vegan... | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1761 | Remember, he likes his krill medium rare. | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1762 | The krill is gone. The krill is gone away. | 1.3134 | 0.07431 | 67 | 51 | 11 | 5 |
1763 | Not exactly a refined palette | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1764 | Chef Jonah-you’ve been Chopped! | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1765 | There is something very fishy about this place | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1766 | You said that you had a gut feeling | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1767 | I thought they only ate plankton! | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1768 | I should have been more specific.” | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1769 | Shame on him for eating us raw. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1770 | We’re in France after all! You take the liver, I’ll take the heart. | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
1771 | We have to serve more ribs! | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1772 | Braised or barbecued? | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1773 | I don’t care if you’re vegan, we’re making ribs. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1774 | This is the last time I listen to your friend Jonah about a great seafood restaurant! | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1775 | Unfortunately, my cooking class didn't cover this situation. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1776 | They said that working in a 5-star restaurant is like being in the belly of the beast, but this is ridiculous!!! | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1777 | First time praying for vomit? | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1778 | Where is he? Jonah said he'd meet us here. | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1779 | I think we have to make a bigger crepe. | 1.3125 | 0.05196 | 96 | 68 | 26 | 2 |
1780 | I don't even really like fish!" | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1781 | I'm guessing we're having a special on ribs tonight? | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
1782 | Yeah I think at this point we can pretty much shit wherever we want. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1783 | These "Hell's Kitchen " challenges are getting more dangerous every season | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1784 | Look, there's Red Herring on the counter. | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1785 | When we were hired for the "cook-in" I guess we should have asked more questions. | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1786 | Luckily Plankton Tartar is easy to prepare. | 1.3125 | 0.05840 | 64 | 44 | 20 | 0 |
1787 | Well, the finale of this cooking competition took an interesting turn. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1788 | I guess "short ribs" wouldn't be a good choice for the entree. | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1789 | They did say to put a piece of yourself in every plate at culinary school. | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1790 | Yeah, so much for all you can eat ribs night. | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1791 | It’s not much to look at, but you have to admit, this place has good bones. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1792 | It was just a matter of time until they got revenge. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1793 | So maybe "Jonah's Cafe" wasn't such a hot idea. | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
1794 | I'm afraid we're going to end up in Ninevah. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1795 | When Special Events asked if I wanted to do a Boston Whaler, I didn't expect this! | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1796 | My parents must have anticipated this when they named me Jonah. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1797 | He swallowed us Cook, Brine and Stinker | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1798 | I think this is the omnivore’s dilemma. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1799 | The baby backs are on your left, the short ribs are just up ahead on the right. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1800 | God, he’s bringing back the chicken. | 1.3117 | 0.05626 | 77 | 54 | 22 | 1 |
1801 | It looks like someone beat us to it. | 1.3115 | 0.07590 | 61 | 46 | 11 | 4 |
1802 | It didn't stick to the ribs! | 1.3113 | 0.05080 | 106 | 76 | 27 | 3 |
1803 | You had to have fresh fish. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1804 | Courage, Henri! This is not over until it is clear who has eaten whom. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1805 | seems like we reached the end | 1.3111 | 0.05392 | 90 | 64 | 24 | 2 |
1806 | They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but what do we do next? | 1.3111 | 0.05392 | 90 | 64 | 24 | 2 |
1807 | I got a call from a guy named Jonah. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1808 | What now?! I haven't read Moby Dick either. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1809 | I think we are taking the slogan that our food is local too literally. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1810 | I thought that the Belly of the Whale was a figure of speech. | 1.3108 | 0.07180 | 74 | 57 | 11 | 6 |
1811 | It's been tougher to please Jonah since the whale swallowed that James Beard book. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1812 | I thought broiled humpback would be easier than this | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1813 | I guess we’re committed to a seafood restaurant now. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1814 | Stick to the ribs" sounded so easy | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1815 | I guess that’s what they mean by “eat local.” | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1816 | While you prep, I'll start filleting... | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1817 | I don't think filet-ing is going to be an option. | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
1818 | I'm really at a loss what to do for vegetables. | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1819 | Let's sign up for Hell's Kitchen you said. We'll get to cook in some exotic place, you said. | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
1820 | Are we cooking ribs tonight?" | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1821 | that’s one huge palate, alright | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1822 | Chefs for hire at your service, requested by a Captain Ahab | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1823 | I don't think he's got any to spare.... | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1824 | I think we’re in the fish called “Wander” | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1825 | They say the best way to someone's heart is through their stomach..? | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1826 | The hard of hearing Genie of the lamp heard "gar and krill" instead of "bar and grill." | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1827 | I'm running out of ways to serve plankton. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1828 | Never cook in an empty stomach. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1829 | I must say this whole experience has given me a new perspective on preparing fish. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1830 | Whale whale whale, what have we here? | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
1831 | Maybe if you hadn’t seasoned yourself this morning we wouldn’t be in this mess. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1832 | Technically, the blow hole qualifies us as "outdoor dining" | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1833 | Jonah wants some kippered herring, so go build a smokey fire....there's a ton of herring coming soon. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1834 | I'm starting to think this may not actually be the way to your man's heart. | 1.3093 | 0.05152 | 97 | 69 | 26 | 2 |
1835 | MacGyver ever do anything with a frying pan, a spatula and two hats?" | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1836 | My brother texts me every weekend and asks if I'm still having a whale of a good time. I wanna kill him." | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1837 | You have to be the food to make the food | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1838 | I don’t want to find out what’s for dessert | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1839 | Jonah, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore... | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
1840 | I hear our customers’ ratings are better than that new place called the Donkey’s Keister”. | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1841 | Talk about bone broth... | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
1842 | I don't know. Tartar sauce I guess. | 1.3088 | 0.05644 | 68 | 47 | 21 | 0 |
1843 | That’s going to be a lot of stuffing | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
1844 | I have an escape plan and it involves a large amount of ground pepper. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1845 | I'm starting to regret signing up for this surf and turf course,Richard. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1846 | AND you thought NJ was the culinary belly of the beast? | 1.3086 | 0.06369 | 81 | 63 | 11 | 6 |
1847 | I never thought that our culinary school final exam would be this intensive. They really were serious when they said 'make from scratch.'" | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1848 | There’s something fishy about this place. | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
1849 | Karma’s a bitch. | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1850 | How do you render blubber? | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1851 | I feel like we should’ve opened our restaurant in Nineveh | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1852 | At least this whale has good taste... | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
1853 | We're going to need a bigger gravy boat. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1854 | I’m regretting my choice of words about getting “inside” the food... | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1855 | I don't see anything that looks like rump. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1856 | Looks like it's going to be ribs again tonight. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1857 | Maybe we need to rethink our Orca-to-Table strategy | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1858 | The ingredients were here just yesterday, I'm sure of it! | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1859 | There's something fishy about this | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
1860 | At least I would have expected some kelp. | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1861 | You know I’m lost without my spices! | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
1862 | Geppetto and that stupid puppet ran out on the check! | 1.3077 | 0.06172 | 65 | 46 | 18 | 1 |
1863 | We’re gonna need a lot more seasoning. | 1.3077 | 0.05260 | 78 | 54 | 24 | 0 |
1864 | He was here a minute ago. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1865 | I guess it’s pretty ironic. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1866 | So ... this is down the hatch ! | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 78 | 55 | 22 | 1 |
1867 | Well, they said 'rare'. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1868 | The agency said we were cooking for a party of one named Jonah. And not to make fish. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1869 | It might take us a while to cook our way out of this | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 65 | 24 | 2 |
1870 | Todays menu | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
1871 | 'What's for dessert?' | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1872 | I think we will have to take the one bite at a time approach. | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1873 | It's roomy, but I'm not sure it'll pass inspection. | 1.3077 | 0.06172 | 65 | 46 | 18 | 1 |
1874 | I see the light at the end of the tunnel. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1875 | It seems we are lost. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1876 | I know we planned on the Wagyu Beef Toban Yaki,but it might wise to just go with a simple vichyssoise. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1877 | When he said he wanted to have us over for dinner, this wasn’t what I expected! | 1.3068 | 0.05202 | 88 | 62 | 25 | 1 |
1878 | We're going to need a lot more BBQ sauce." | 1.3068 | 0.05447 | 88 | 63 | 23 | 2 |
1879 | I think we're done enough on the inside | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1880 | I thought Pinocchio was bringing the olive oil. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1881 | Sure, I love the open plan, but there's no counter space. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1882 | Toto, I have a feeling we're not in culinary school anymore. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1883 | There’s a shortage of short ribs. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1884 | Well, I guess she’s not a vegan. | 1.3068 | 0.05202 | 88 | 62 | 25 | 1 |
1885 | I know they said the culinary world would chew us up, but I didn’t think we’d end up here. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1886 | Is this filet or whole fish? | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1887 | This is irony. | 1.3067 | 0.05687 | 75 | 53 | 21 | 1 |
1888 | ’Immersion Therapy for Chefs’ sounded so interesting. | 1.3067 | 0.05687 | 75 | 53 | 21 | 1 |
1889 | All you can eat seafood. Ironic. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1890 | We'll need more butter. | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
1891 | This gig isn't at all how that Ahab dude described it... | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1892 | Who ordered the belly of the beast? | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
1893 | I think I'm gonna drop out of culinary school. | 1.3067 | 0.05687 | 75 | 53 | 21 | 1 |
1894 | I bet we would have paired nicely with a Riesling | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
1895 | Hellllooooo?! We’re here to feed the belly of the beast ! | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
1896 | I’m pretty sure this isn’t the kitchen… | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1897 | Looks like fish tonight! | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1898 | You don’t have your phone on you, do you? | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1899 | So that's what the psychic meant by karma. | 1.3061 | 0.06390 | 98 | 77 | 12 | 9 |
1900 | Do you think these cooking shows have gone a bit too far? | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1901 | The waiter said they wanted it deboned. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1902 | I know we said “fresh,” but this is a bit ridiculous. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1903 | Hope he swallows some garlic, mushrooms and butter...not just little fishes | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1904 | I told you it was a killer recipe. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1905 | Tell me, how many different ways are there to feature krill? | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1906 | He said three nights, cash upfront and we’re out | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1907 | I’m starting to get cold feet about the wedding. How did you know Donna was the ‘right’ one? Was there a moment where you were like ‘Yes! This is right! Donna is the one!’? Kristy puts the toilet paper roll on so the paper feeds from underneath and I just can’t wrap my brain around that logic. I prefer the over the top position. Aesthetically it’s just more pleasing. So, I go in and change it. The next day I go back in and it’s changed back. We don’t speak a word of this to each other. Just a quiet war of the toilet paper roll. And then I think, isthis it? Is this the rest of my life? Small wars around the house that are fought without a word spoken? I don’t know. I guess I hate being lonely more than I hate fighting these passive aggressive wars ya know? Is marriage the compromise you make so you stop getting emails from Netflix because you’ve watched TNG for four days straight? Instead of getting wellness checks from my television subscription, I’ll just have to quietly endure the dishwasher being rearranged after I load it. Sorry. Just thinking out loud while we’re inside this whale. | 1.3059 | 0.07105 | 85 | 68 | 8 | 9 |
1908 | we're going to need more peppercorns | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1909 | We should have spatchcocked it like I originally suggested. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1910 | Well this really put’s the Hell in Hell’s Kitchen! | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1911 | Should I sneeze? | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1912 | Looks like we're gonna be eating a lot of Sushi if we can't get out soon. | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
1913 | Jonah was wrong. Not a great restaurant location. | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
1914 | The tables have REALLY turned this time. | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
1915 | Are you sure sea to table is still a thing? | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1916 | They said this place would be perfect for large events. | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
1917 | Do you know any recipes for disaster?” | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1918 | This is the last time I get shrunk to see if our food really sticks to the ribs. | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1919 | I just thought this might be an easy way to get the freshest fish. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1920 | ‘ok, now the only ingridient we are still missing is a wooden boy...’ | 1.3053 | 0.04508 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
1921 | So chef, what do we define as a spare Rib? | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1922 | I really thought it was all going so swimmingly. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1923 | Next time someone asks if they can talk to the chef I'll just say no. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1924 | In a minute, we’re gonna have more krill than we ever dreamed of. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1925 | Tranquilo viejo, Eva salió de una costilla | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
1926 | The Iron Chef/Deadliest Catch crossover hit a few snags... | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1927 | I guess I could open the dialogue by asking, "What's eating you?" | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1928 | I've heard that Jonas and Captain Ahab were coming for diner. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1929 | You said spare ribs, I don’t see any extra. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1930 | So...nose to tail? | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1931 | I can’t stand themed catering | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1932 | The brochure simply said, “Inside Cooking!” | 1.3043 | 0.06510 | 92 | 72 | 12 | 8 |
1933 | When they said the restaurant was named Jonah's Belly of the Whale, I thought it was just a clever name. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1934 | Is this really what the Boss Chef meant when he told us to go out and get the biggest rack of ribs we could find. | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1935 | Our Instructor said ‘“you gotta be the Food” | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1936 | This saucepan won't be big enough for all these ribs. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1937 | I guess the way to his heart really is through his stomach. | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1938 | I think there was a mixup with that last order. | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1939 | Maybe we need to re-think this "Jonah's Diner" concept. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1940 | Without a doubt, a food desert. | 1.3043 | 0.05950 | 69 | 49 | 19 | 1 |
1941 | This time I think we bit off more than we can chew! | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
1942 | We can cook once he swallows the fish. | 1.3038 | 0.05510 | 79 | 56 | 22 | 1 |
1943 | I'm thinking the "Top Chef Survivor" spinoff might be a little more difficult than we imagined. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1944 | I was hoping for indoor dining - but I have a bone to pick with you. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1945 | We ought to have saved that little wooden boy for kindling. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1946 | Smaller bites. Chew. Don't inhale. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1947 | I think we got in over are heads. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1948 | I’ve seen some barebones kitchens before, but this one doesn’t even have a stove! | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1949 | If we get a good fire going,it might hiccup. | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1950 | This will take at least 3 days to prepare! | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1951 | I know we’re downsizing, but this isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said we needed a skeleton crew. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1952 | This farm to table thing has gone too far. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1953 | I hate these reality cooking shows. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1954 | The working conditions suck, but they make a good prophet. | 1.3030 | 0.07470 | 66 | 51 | 10 | 5 |
1955 | Do we really have to go through THAT exit? | 1.3030 | 0.06095 | 66 | 47 | 18 | 1 |
1956 | I say the half rack is too generous. | 1.3030 | 0.06095 | 66 | 47 | 18 | 1 |
1957 | 'Farm to table', why couldn't we have just stopped at the table? | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1958 | ‘I don’t know, Jonah. People just aren’t into whale meat these days’. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1959 | Really, my greatest fear is that he might be pairing us with a white wine. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1960 | Is this what they mean by “you are what you eat”? | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1961 | I guess this is what he meant by the “Jonah Special.” | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1962 | We’re gonna need more broth. | 1.3026 | 0.05626 | 76 | 54 | 21 | 1 |
1963 | Saarinen Schmaarinen, this kitchen gives me the creeps. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1964 | Tsunami Drill ? | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1965 | I say we can set up tables every fourth rib.... | 1.3026 | 0.05626 | 76 | 54 | 21 | 1 |
1966 | Sure - but what are we going to do for a sauce? | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1967 | I miss home cooking. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1968 | I hate these aquarium jobs. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1969 | We definitely reached the gluten free zone | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1970 | Knew I should have brought my cleaver. | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
1971 | Uh oh-I think WE are the dinner. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1972 | I really don’t think we’re getting that fork back. | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1973 | So are we supposed to work with whatever comes in or like do we have any say in selecting the ingredients | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
1974 | He did say medium whale... | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1975 | There's got to be a spare rib here somewhere. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1976 | Sure, this is a bad situation, but you have to admit there's a certain poetic justice to it. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1977 | What are the odds we get the vegan whale. | 1.3016 | 0.06252 | 63 | 45 | 17 | 1 |
1978 | Do you think that we're taking 'locally sourced' too far? | 1.3016 | 0.06252 | 63 | 45 | 17 | 1 |
1979 | Yunno Harry, there’s something ironic about this. | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
1980 | I don't think that's the proper use of the word ironic.' | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1981 | Don’t know about you, but I’m getting pretty tired of Gordon Ramsey’s themed shows. | 1.3014 | 0.05749 | 73 | 52 | 20 | 1 |
1982 | I dunno, the barbecue sauce bottle is more than halfway through! | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1983 | Looks like the McRib is back. | 1.3014 | 0.05408 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
1984 | I think we made a wrong turn somewhere. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1985 | I really hate it when they order the rib special. | 1.3014 | 0.05749 | 73 | 52 | 20 | 1 |
1986 | I used to like foraging. | 1.3014 | 0.05749 | 73 | 52 | 20 | 1 |
1987 | Frankly, I think the chef is overemphasizing sustainable fishing methods. | 1.3014 | 0.07216 | 73 | 57 | 10 | 6 |
1988 | Meatless Friday Faux Pas" | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1989 | A live action Pinocchio? What could go wrong? | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1990 | It looks like we’ll have a special on ribs this week. | 1.3012 | 0.05349 | 83 | 59 | 23 | 1 |
1991 | Getting a good cut of prime rib used to be so much easier in the past. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1992 | Looks like McDonald's picked it clean. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1993 | I've lost my appetite, Chef. | 1.3012 | 0.05349 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1994 | This is a great opportunity to taste raw whale tongue. Do you think it will mind? | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1995 | My deboning technique may be insufficient with this one. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1996 | Well, that took a lot of guts. | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
1997 | It looks like indoor dining only tonight. | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
1998 | Let's hit that mosquito together .. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1999 | You said, To Serve Man, wasn't a cook book! | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
2000 | Well, gordon...this is one HELL of a kitchen, don't you think? | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
2001 | Sushi restaurant, they said. Three Michelin stars, they said. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2002 | Do you have any recipes for krill? | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2003 | I think I’ll go back on unemployment. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2004 | I regret not taking that topology class. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2005 | You are inside what you eat. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2006 | Give him some of your cooking and hope he throws us up. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2007 | Spare me, please. | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2008 | There’s spare ribs to spare. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
2009 | I have a feeling this cooking competition has a rough exit. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2010 | Farm-to-table" is one thing, but I'm not sure about "chef-to-colon" | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2011 | I miss my salad chef days. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
2012 | I don’t see how we can leave the bones in. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
2013 | And you’re the one who said “how about fresh seafood.” | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
2014 | I guess we could season ourselves. | 1.3000 | 0.05347 | 90 | 65 | 23 | 2 |
2015 | Maybe just a simple beuerre blanc... | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2016 | Where's the blubber? | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
2017 | Oops. I think we messed up on step 4 of the recipe... | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2018 | I don’t think we can soufflé our way out of this one. | 1.3000 | 0.05517 | 70 | 49 | 21 | 0 |
2019 | Do you think we picked the wrong venue for starting up dining-in again? | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
2020 | Someone beat us to the gizzards. | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
2021 | He did say to meet at the rib place, right? | 1.3000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 57 | 22 | 1 |
2022 | Did you bring pepper? We can run out when he sneezes. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2023 | We should head north. I hear it gets pretty crappy south of here. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2024 | looks like ceviche again. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2025 | The “sell-by” debates never end well. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2026 | No sushi is worth this! | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
2027 | Whaddya mean he doesn’t have room for dessert!? | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
2028 | If nothing happens in three days and three nights, you get the anchovies...I'll go for the uvula. | 1.3000 | 0.05307 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
2029 | I didnt think WE'D be on the menu... | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2030 | Never thought I would miss Brunch | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
2031 | Well this sure is a recipe for disaster | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
2032 | I wish we kept that giant frying pan. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
2033 | Worst of all, relegated to an appetizer. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
2034 | Well, you said we had to go to the source! | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
2035 | Really? You had to go with tongue?! I asked for ribs! | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
2036 | How did WE become catch of the day? | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
2037 | Here comes the rush. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
2038 | You wanted only the freshest ingredients? | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
2039 | I left the oven on. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
2040 | I heard the head chef was a Dick | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
2041 | This is the last time I work in a seafood place. | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
2042 | I wish Flintstone would quit ordering a side of ribs. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2043 | Do you think we're taking this "theme" restaurant thing a little too far? | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
2044 | Oh great, here comes that Ramsay geezer. He just has to stick his oar in. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
2045 | Where are the eggs? | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
2046 | Farm to table is one thing, but this is a bit much. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2047 | I need onions, Dammit | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
2048 | A standing rib roast perhaps? | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2049 | I can’t believe we’re not even the main course. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2050 | Talk about farm to table s | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2051 | Relax. Jonah will be here any minute now. | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
2052 | Spare ribs or short ribs | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
2053 | Fresh dill? I thought you said krill. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
2054 | I knew I shouldn't hang with someone named Jonah. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 76 | 10 | 7 |
2055 | I'm sure this is the whale Jonah said he would meet us in. | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 68 | 24 | 2 |
2056 | Yes, it is Friday, but you're misusing 'ironic' again. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2057 | I think we may need a larger filleting knife... | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
2058 | I'm getting sick of seafood. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2059 | Suddenly I crave ribs. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
2060 | This scenario was not covered at the culinary academy. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
2061 | This could get pretty bad at the end. | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
2062 | We wanted it “fresh”, but this is overkill | 1.2976 | 0.05019 | 84 | 59 | 25 | 0 |
2063 | Can we take unlimited ribs off the menu? | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
2064 | We're gonna need a lot of stuffing. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
2065 | The freshest exotic cuisine,” you said. “Personally curated by the chefs,” you said. | 1.2976 | 0.05019 | 84 | 59 | 25 | 0 |
2066 | ''I just can't get my head around a truckload of krill." | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2067 | This immersive experience is supposed to end with dinner for two. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2068 | All's whale that ends whale. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2069 | Let's hope it eats an oven soon | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2070 | Well, you wanted to be a personal chef. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2071 | I really want to be Top Chef, but this challenge is a bridge too far for me, | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2072 | I was thinking sushi again. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2073 | I graduated first in my class, ten years ago, and I still dream that I forgot the stuffing. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2074 | I guess the steaks really are that high. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2075 | I'm beginning to think this lab-grown meat thing has gotten out of hand. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2076 | Just our luck. This one’s been intermittent fasting. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2077 | All he ever wants is Sashimi | 1.2973 | 0.05685 | 74 | 53 | 20 | 1 |
2078 | I said we should try cooking something from Wales | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
2079 | If I'd known we were making bone broth, I would have brought the BIG saucepan. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2080 | Set the timer. We've got exactly 7 minutes until he exhales... | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2081 | Now that I see the space, maybe 'Jonah's' is too cliche" | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2082 | I am not sure if we’re here to cook or being cooked! | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2083 | Even if we had a knife, I'd still say bone-in's the safe choice. | 1.2969 | 0.05756 | 64 | 45 | 19 | 0 |
2084 | Yup, a whale of an idea you said | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
2085 | Well, opening Jonah’s Seafood turned out to be just a fluke. | 1.2969 | 0.06172 | 64 | 46 | 17 | 1 |
2086 | When they said he was really hungry I thought they wanted the 3 egg omelette. | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
2087 | Well, you did want to cook with only fresh ingredients | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
2088 | No, it needs andouille. Krill & grits is nothing without andouille. No, blubber won't do - have you been listening at all? | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
2089 | I’m pretty sure this wasn’t mentioned in the recipe | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2090 | He says he’s not opening until he has herd immunity. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2091 | I've never done seafood from the inside! | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2092 | Where did all OUR fish go? | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
2093 | I think we've been had. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
2094 | Maybe we should forget about the rib dinner | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
2095 | Apparently if they eat in here it's still considered outdoor dining. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
2096 | When you said gastro pub, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
2097 | Spare us the ribs. | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
2098 | So my friend said, check this out. It is a whale of a job. | 1.2958 | 0.05812 | 71 | 51 | 19 | 1 |
2099 | And you said cooking school would be easy. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
2100 | I know Jonah wants the blubber prep but olive oil would be healthier | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
2101 | Ok, a few less reductions tomorrow. | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2102 | Maybe a field trip wasn't a good idea. | 1.2958 | 0.05812 | 71 | 51 | 19 | 1 |
2103 | Just be patient. He’s bound to swallow a fish sooner or later. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
2104 | This time we've bit off more than anyone can chew! | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2105 | When you're the amuse bouche. | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2106 | And you said, why don't we source our ambergris locally | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2107 | Ok . Step one: Select a fresh fish ✔️ What does step two say? . | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2108 | Jonah... we’re sorry but it looks like krill for dinner again. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
2109 | ...the health inspector is going to shut this venue down immediately | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
2110 | I prefer cooking outdoors. | 1.2955 | 0.05152 | 88 | 63 | 24 | 1 |
2111 | Is this payback? | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
2112 | Are you sure he's not going to miss his gall bladder? | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
2113 | I've never cooked plankton before. | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
2114 | Is the rump roast really want I think it is? | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
2115 | I was just thinking Jim, does our ‘Fresh Fish of The Day’ really need to be THIS fresh? | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
2116 | Well...bon appetite | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
2117 | ''On second thoughts, something did seem odd with Chef Ahab from the start.'' | 1.2955 | 0.05152 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
2118 | Grab the pepper. I’ll find the blowhole. | 1.2951 | 0.06753 | 61 | 45 | 14 | 2 |
2119 | Did Chef Jonah said he read this in a book? | 1.2951 | 0.06335 | 61 | 44 | 16 | 1 |
2120 | Red or white?" | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
2121 | The guy on the phone said to meet Jonah here? | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2122 | This is the last time I take a job from a guy named Jonah dressed in a tunic. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
2123 | Those clearly weren’t chanterelles | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
2124 | On second thought, let’s just 86 the ribs tonight. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
2125 | Admit it, we're lost. We'll never find our way to Flavortown. | 1.2949 | 0.05508 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2126 | When you said “dine-in rib joint,” this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2127 | I know you said ‘Dine-in’ but it’s not quite what I had in mind | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2128 | It's that crazy guy with the wooden leg again. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2129 | Uh, no - that’s not garnish headed our way. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
2130 | I think he asked us to knock leave his food delivery by the door. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
2131 | Maybe we should have waited until old Ahab finished him off. | 1.2941 | 0.05246 | 85 | 61 | 23 | 1 |
2132 | So many ribs, so little time. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2133 | Well, it looks like krill again. | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2134 | I used to love ribs | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
2135 | I thought you said it was a vegetarian. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
2136 | All hat, no food | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2137 | Let’s try smoking. If he sneezes maybe he’ll blow us out. | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2138 | This is the best way to catch fish that we've ever thought of. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
2139 | I knew we should’ve gone vegan. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
2140 | Just krill me now! | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
2141 | Are you sure this is the best way to get good reviews on tripadvisor? | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
2142 | This is more than I can stomach. | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
2143 | I thought we were the top of the food chain | 1.2941 | 0.07276 | 68 | 53 | 10 | 5 |
2144 | Do you think it’s fresh? | 1.2941 | 0.05948 | 68 | 49 | 18 | 1 |
2145 | Do you think we should call our seafood restaurant JONAH? | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2146 | How are you with Bouillabaisse? | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2147 | There is a gourmet dinner in here somewhere, Ishmael. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
2148 | Perhaps we've taken the concept of "Immersive Dining" too far. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2149 | When I told you to immerse yourself in your cooking, this is not what I meant. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2150 | They said it came furnished. | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
2151 | I just realized what that weird looking window we crawled through was. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
2152 | I'm thinking sushi. | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
2153 | I’d complain, but I can’t risk a tongue-lashing from this blowhard. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2154 | I hope he’s having something yummy for dessert. | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2155 | How should we describe the seafood special tonight? | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2156 | I think it’s pretty clear that the pan and spatula were poor decisions. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2157 | Don’t complain now! You were the one missing indoor dining | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2158 | Ribs for dinner it is. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2159 | I'm thinking that the spatula and the pan really won't be enough to handle this fish. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
2160 | This wasn't in the Job description. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2161 | I see only one way out of this mess, Philippe. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2162 | Well, let’s get crackin’ on Bedrock’s first Michelin star. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2163 | A special on ribs, obviously, but what else? | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2164 | All he said was his name was Ahab and he wanted it bloody. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2165 | Out of the skillet into the gullet. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2166 | I think it’s time to rebrand. | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
2167 | I didn't realize we'd end up here if we didn't wear our masks! | 1.2927 | 0.05345 | 82 | 59 | 22 | 1 |
2168 | This is what's called primal prime rib. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
2169 | I know what to do. Let's just run around and around until we're pooped out. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
2170 | I should have brought the big skillet | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
2171 | Hopefully it bit off more than it could chew. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
2172 | These ribs are spare. | 1.2923 | 0.07507 | 65 | 51 | 9 | 5 |
2173 | Maybe the krill doesn't need to be THAT fresh... | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
2174 | I think farm to table has gone too far. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
2175 | All I can think about is whale for breakfast, lunch, and dinner; 7 days a week for 52 weeks. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2176 | We are going to need a bigger skillet” | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2177 | There's not a spare to be had. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2178 | These supersized portions are killing us | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2179 | They haven't given us much to work with for this contest! | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2180 | Your name is Jonah? | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2181 | OK - then it's chicken inside duck inside turkey inside wolf inside lion inside elephant inside whale. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2182 | The Jonah Brothers | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2183 | Somehow we need to stimulate the gag reflex. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
2184 | I think we've been Mobyed! | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
2185 | When they promise the freshest fish in town, they're serious! | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2186 | A scavenger hunt for our final chef’s exam seems a bit of a stretch! | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
2187 | If we just had some matches; a fire might get us sneezed out. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
2188 | These theme restaurants are getting outta hand. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2189 | When are they installing the appliances? | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
2190 | This is why I never go to the fish market myself. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2191 | Gordon Ramsay’s Inception: A meal of chefs | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
2192 | Let’s call it BAD TO THE BONE | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2193 | How about krill as the fish special? | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2194 | Sous chef about to become sushi! | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
2195 | He ate two orders of matzo brie -- we'll be here for weeks. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2196 | This wasn't in Master Chef! | 1.2911 | 0.05450 | 79 | 57 | 21 | 1 |
2197 | At least we tasted good. | 1.2911 | 0.05450 | 79 | 57 | 21 | 1 |
2198 | So you reckon that’s the pancreas? | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
2199 | I thought he said down the hall to the left? | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
2200 | No fresh herbs? | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
2201 | You didn’t use those Caroline Reaper peppers. did you Frank? | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
2202 | I thought it was a metaphor when you said we'd be in the belly of the beast" | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
2203 | Jonah cancelled his reservation. | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
2204 | Today's special: fresh irony smothered in Dickens. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
2205 | Let us digest what we have just experienced ... | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
2206 | Fish again? | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2207 | Should we braise it first? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2208 | Fine, we can call it "Jonah's." | 1.2903 | 0.06250 | 62 | 45 | 16 | 1 |
2209 | The tide has turned | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
2210 | I think we can skip brining at this point. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
2211 | I hate McRib season! | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
2212 | Doubling the recipe may have been a tad too conservative. | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
2213 | We're going to have to get a bigger pan. | 1.2903 | 0.06250 | 62 | 45 | 16 | 1 |
2214 | Let's wait and see what ingredients come our way. | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
2215 | Well, mister sous-chef, seems like a good time for you to take over. | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
2216 | So this is what they meant by the Chef Tasting Menu?! | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
2217 | Well, reverse searing is an option. | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
2218 | Maybe frozen is not so bad. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2219 | I just hope I don't run into anyone I know! | 1.2899 | 0.05502 | 69 | 49 | 20 | 0 |
2220 | I thought we were hired by the Jonas Brothers. | 1.2899 | 0.05502 | 69 | 49 | 20 | 0 |
2221 | I just wanted to say "sous vide". | 1.2899 | 0.05876 | 69 | 50 | 18 | 1 |
2222 | Hey Jonah, when’s the sushi delivery? | 1.2899 | 0.05502 | 69 | 49 | 20 | 0 |
2223 | It seems like the Food Channel is just getting desperate for concepts now. | 1.2899 | 0.05876 | 69 | 50 | 18 | 1 |
2224 | I think we can fit all the tables, but what are the acoustics going to be like? | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
2225 | I realize that bones help make a delicious broth, but. . . | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
2226 | America's Bottom Chef. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
2227 | Ok, we're in. How did it say we were supposed to season the cavity? | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2228 | I like the space, it has good bones! | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2229 | Boy, this kitchen is really bare-bones. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2230 | Don’t worry, I have a plan. Did you bring the wasabi? | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
2231 | This is another fine mess you got us into. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2232 | Baleen? Who said we need baleen??? | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
2233 | Ok, we've cleaned it. Now what? | 1.2895 | 0.05562 | 76 | 55 | 20 | 1 |
2234 | Hoist with our own petard. | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
2235 | Well we found the rib part of ribeye | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
2236 | I knew we should have gone with the vegan recipe! | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2237 | It'll be hard to flambé. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2238 | And where are the krill? There ought to be krill. Well, maybe next year... | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2239 | Maybe this is why they named it Jonah’s | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2240 | Looks like the goose had the last laugh | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2241 | Ain't karma a ... | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2242 | So this is what they call the caveman cut?😮 | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2243 | It’s a little late to say “into the belly of the beast” was a metaphor. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2244 | Think the bone broth hype has gone too far? | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2245 | Beware the bowels of March | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2246 | It's not going to be easy filling this cavity. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2247 | We need to find an exotic part to cook. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
2248 | Well, I guess there's nothing to do but start filleting. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2249 | How many times do I have to tell you Brad! You cut across the grain! | 1.2892 | 0.04858 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 1 |
2250 | Who emptied the wine cellar “?? | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
2251 | Damn it, we’re inside a whale again. How does this always happen? | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
2252 | I warned them about making Jonah head chef. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2253 | I think he liked it. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2254 | These reality show cook-offs sure are taking things a little extreme | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2255 | Don't look at me. I'm the saucier, not the poissonnier. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2256 | I always knew your ‘quest for the ultimate gastronomic experience’ would lead us to something like this. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2257 | This is BEYOND rare! | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2258 | Culinary training has just gotten so intense | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2259 | Looks like we are on the menu today chef | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
2260 | You're the one who put gullet on the menu. | 1.2881 | 0.06419 | 59 | 43 | 15 | 1 |
2261 | Maybe we should substitute krill for scampi for the fish course. | 1.2881 | 0.06419 | 59 | 43 | 15 | 1 |
2262 | I don't know, but it looks like one of those New Yorker cartoons. | 1.2881 | 0.07273 | 59 | 45 | 11 | 3 |
2263 | This crepes me out. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2264 | Ribs again. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2265 | I can't help thinking, there's only one way out. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2266 | What exactly are we foraging for? | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
2267 | I can't find the chuck. | 1.2879 | 0.05616 | 66 | 47 | 19 | 0 |
2268 | I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. Still want to call it Kansas City Ribs? | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2269 | I think I’m having that dream again. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2270 | This sushi is going to be downright biblical | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
2271 | This was a long way to go for a little schmaltz | 1.2879 | 0.06017 | 66 | 48 | 17 | 1 |
2272 | The catch of the day appears to be us. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2273 | I'm scared too, but mostly I'm honored they'd trust us new guys to gather whale eggs. | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
2274 | I knew we should’ve taken that left turn at the albacore. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2275 | On this quarantine season of Top Chef, we’re taking our chefs places they haven’t been before. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2276 | This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to be a part of the solution | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2277 | This krill shortage is definitely affecting our bottom line. | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
2278 | I think garlic is going to be important. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2279 | I hate it when the recipe calls for ambergris. | 1.2875 | 0.05394 | 80 | 58 | 21 | 1 |
2280 | ‘’Where’s the beef?’’ | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2281 | I have a gut feeling that a unique selling point can be too demanding. | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
2282 | I like the old competition shows when you cooked stuff from a basket. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2283 | I didn’t think being a personal chef would be this involved... | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2284 | Do you know how to fillet a fish ? | 1.2875 | 0.05394 | 80 | 58 | 21 | 1 |
2285 | This new trachea to table menu is killing me. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2286 | Next time ask how we are supposed to feed Moby Dick! | 1.2874 | 0.05146 | 87 | 63 | 23 | 1 |
2287 | Fun & Innovative Kicthen" - we should have asked more questions during the job intervie | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2288 | This subway has a really ugly exit. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
2289 | There's only so much you can do with plankton and krill | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
2290 | He bit the hand that fed him. | 1.2857 | 0.05502 | 77 | 56 | 20 | 1 |
2291 | Let's not talk about Friday's menu right now, OK? | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
2292 | This is just a little too involved in the meal. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2293 | You baste the right side and I'll take the left. | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
2294 | This is going to be a real bitch to fillet. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2295 | Tell me again how you're going to make whale the new white meat. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
2296 | Noah will be back soon. He just went to use the bladder. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
2297 | Best we don’t think about how we’re getting out of here, and just focus on finding some krill. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2298 | You have to admit it, you can’t get fresher sushi. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2299 | At least there's room for our hats. | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
2300 | I told you we should’ve followed the recipe. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
2301 | We're not mad scientists Bill, we're chefs. | 1.2857 | 0.06167 | 63 | 46 | 16 | 1 |
2302 | I think it's too big for the skillet. | 1.2857 | 0.06569 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
2303 | We were hired to make dinner, not be dinner. | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
2304 | The only sure way out of here is to follow where the food goes. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
2305 | Haven't I told you? Location, location, location! | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2306 | We definitely undercooked this... | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
2307 | Houston. We have a problem! | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2308 | That's definitely not the elbow. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2309 | And this is where we store our prime ribs. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
2310 | I hope your name is Jonas! | 1.2857 | 0.06882 | 77 | 61 | 10 | 6 |
2311 | I hope we're hard to swallow. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2312 | Padma did call it an 'Elimination Challenge.' | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2313 | Everyone has to work their way up from the belly of the beast. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2314 | To find the best ingredients,you need to go into the belly of the beast. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2315 | I think we need to tell the captain that our cruise’s “adventurous off-ship dining excursion” may be better in theory than in practice. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2316 | I’ve been thinking of going vegan. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2317 | Seems a bit extreme for that star don’t you think? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2318 | I thought you said Bon Appetit but why are we seeing the Bone Appetite??!??? | 1.2857 | 0.07078 | 56 | 42 | 12 | 2 |
2319 | You gonna fillet it? | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
2320 | See any eggs? | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
2321 | At least he was hiring. | 1.2857 | 0.06167 | 63 | 46 | 16 | 1 |
2322 | Where’s all the offal? | 1.2857 | 0.06603 | 56 | 41 | 14 | 1 |
2323 | When you said the way to her heart was through her stomach, I didn't know you meant it literally. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
2324 | Tell Jonah reservations are a must! | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
2325 | Don't you just hate continuing education classes in gastronomy? | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2326 | I cannot stomach this place. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2327 | This is like Biblical man. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
2328 | I know it's not ideal but it's better than having to cook brunch. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2329 | I am *so* sick of “catch of the day.” | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
2330 | Please deliver to Pier 2 should have alerted us. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2331 | I thought this scene played much better in the first Alien. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2332 | Where are the others? | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
2333 | Let's cook on a yatch," you said, "that would be fun. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2334 | I do believe that we have been swallowed!! | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2335 | Plankton tartar tonight? | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
2336 | Damn. They're all vegans. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
2337 | Obviously he scheduled his colostomy for today | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2338 | have it ready to be plated at 6:15. | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
2339 | That kid wasn't just wooden; he's also a liar. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2340 | Cheetos again? | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2341 | Yes, it was the largest lunch rush I've seen. Why do you ask, Jonah? | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2342 | Sure it’s quiet now but soon we’ll be inundated. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2343 | Exactly how big is this catered dinner? | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
2344 | There's light, but no promised commercial development. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2345 | I don’t think we can cater the wedding tomorrow. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2346 | I wonder if it knows we are not gluten free? | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
2347 | I'm thinking of becoming an architect. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2348 | The line was garbled but some guy Jonah said he wanted take out. | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
2349 | This will be a whale of a story. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2350 | Let's just pick up a couple of prime ribs for the other guy and get back to Mara Lago. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2351 | It's disappointing when they order off-menu. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2352 | Nous allons étouffé | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2353 | Mama Mia when I said BE the meat I didn’t mean get inside it | 1.2838 | 0.05277 | 74 | 53 | 21 | 0 |
2354 | What are we supposed to do, make Beef Whale-lington? Do you think guests will still be interested if the turf is inside the surf? | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2355 | From farm to belly. Chefs cook in your belly. Can’t get fresher than that | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2356 | The ribs are popular tonight! | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2357 | They call me Bechamel | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2358 | If all goes well in three days we'll be spit out on the shore near Nineveh. | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
2359 | I guess it'll be ribs on the menu then? | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2360 | And I thought 'Top Chef' was our belly of the whale moment... | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
2361 | Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2362 | I told you we should’ve opened a vegetarian restaurant! | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2363 | Gordon Ramsey's punishments are especially ominous this season. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2364 | Did we misinterpret the concept of “stuffing”? | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2365 | Do you think we took mise en place too literally? | 1.2836 | 0.05548 | 67 | 48 | 19 | 0 |
2366 | See? I told you it was too rare. | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
2367 | Where do we start | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
2368 | Stay on your guard. When those krill come in it'll be fast and hard. | 1.2833 | 0.06330 | 60 | 44 | 15 | 1 |
2369 | Dude I TOLD you spitting in people's food was bad karma! | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
2370 | People are having trouble finding us. | 1.2833 | 0.05867 | 60 | 43 | 17 | 0 |
2371 | I knew this guy was going to order the Chef Special. | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
2372 | I say we save on the redecoration costs and just call it Cafe Jonah." | 1.2830 | 0.07317 | 53 | 40 | 11 | 2 |
2373 | Uh boss, we're gonna need a bigger bone saw. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2374 | Looks like it was picked clean! | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2375 | This job is eating me alive | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2376 | I don’t remember them teaching us about this in culinary school. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2377 | How we gona make suchi out of this ?! | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2378 | Let’s tickle the uvula and get out of Hell’s Kitchen quick! | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2379 | I was thinking bouillabaisse but now now I'm not so sure. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2380 | Well let's start walking...either way the end isn't going to be pleasant | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2381 | Where do you think he keeps the caviar? | 1.2824 | 0.06821 | 85 | 69 | 8 | 8 |
2382 | I'm getting a little tired of krill. | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2383 | The ad said "gourmet cooking on the high seas" so I just assumed cruise ships. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2384 | It's like raaaaain on your wedding day... | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2385 | I guess you have the same reoccurring nightmare that I do! | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2386 | I'll whip up a tangy tartar sauce. You start deboning. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2387 | Yes, it's a different work perspective, but to what end" | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2388 | Realistically, there are only so many ways to prepare krill. | 1.2821 | 0.05443 | 78 | 57 | 20 | 1 |
2389 | I forgot to tell you. Tonight is our Meatless Monday Menu. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2390 | Do you know a good recipe for krill? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2391 | Where are we? It's alimentary, my dear Watson. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2392 | Chef said get the water and don't stand in the middle. What's that noise? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2393 | We should have stuck with outdoor dining. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2394 | I never took the whole “eat or be eaten” thing seriously before. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2395 | I knew that Jonah guy sounded fishy. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2396 | OK, maybe the Jurassic Cutlets were not a good idea. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2397 | The Times just named us "Best Rib Joint In Town." | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2398 | Well.. I guess a spatchler and a pan won`t do it this time. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2399 | knock, knock, we’re here for the bone marrow | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2400 | Unfortunately, I think we've bitten off more than we can chew. | 1.2818 | 0.04309 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2401 | Did you bring the barbecue sauce? | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2402 | Tell Jonah he can have his job back | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2403 | Our goose is cooked! | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2404 | On the bright side, I think we've clinched the Iron Chef contest. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2405 | The Blow Hole took my Soufflé' away | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2406 | I could tell you the recipe but then I'd have to krill you. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2407 | We certainly are in a bone-a-fide whale of a predicament | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2408 | We have to make it sneeze, but I could never use that much pepper. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2409 | Why did we say we wanted to make the Jonah special? | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2410 | I told you we should have served hors d'oeuvres | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2411 | Know any good recipes for plankton? | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2412 | Poor decor for a vegan restaurant. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2413 | The realtor says it's eight grand a month and foot traffic is surprisingly decent | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2414 | The way in was not so bad, but the way out is not so good | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2415 | Jonah said we'd find all kinds of interesting ideas down here. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2416 | I'm trained to cook from the outside in, not inside out. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2417 | ‘What are the chances here’s going to swallow an oven?’ ‘What we’re the chances he was going to swallow matching chef outfits and crockery, stay positive Steve!’ | 1.2812 | 0.07864 | 64 | 52 | 6 | 6 |
2418 | Well Jonah, I'm not so sure that I am glad you invited me along! | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2419 | Huh, I thought Captain Plank liked what we had been serving him. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2420 | The show's called "Dinner." I assumed we'd be cooking on it or at least eating. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2421 | There’s gotta be a better way to source our shrimp. | 1.2812 | 0.06087 | 64 | 47 | 16 | 1 |
2422 | We are stuffed | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2423 | curious now, is marrow on your list or mine? | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2424 | You said we could get the Path Train from here. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2425 | I just hate waiting around for the seafood to be delivered that we’ve put up on today’s special. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2426 | We'd better pull the seafood menu for the last seating. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2427 | The first order of business will be to put in a smoking section. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2428 | If that's the way out, this wasn't a good day to wear white. | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
2429 | I tell you, if we find Pinocchio I’ll use him as firewood for the stove. | 1.2807 | 0.06505 | 57 | 42 | 14 | 1 |
2430 | Chef Dave did say we have to know our food inside and out. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2431 | ...then he said "If you work in a holiday cruiser, you will have a whale of a time!" | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2432 | Looks like somebody's beaten us to it. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2433 | That's the last time I follow a Yelp review for fresh seafood from a guy named Jonah. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2434 | There aren't enough tomatoes in the world to make the barbecue sauce | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2435 | I mean, she wasn’t lying, it IS spacious. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2436 | I’m starting to feel a little sous vide around the collar. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2437 | I've never cooked inside before. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2438 | I was born for this,start the rice. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2439 | From the inside. It’s a new take on nose to tail | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2440 | Wait... where are we? | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2441 | Guess its going to be ribs again tonight | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2442 | I think we need a larger pan. | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
2443 | What do you think my psychotherapist will make of my telling him I dreamt of walking in a cavernous spinal column beside a male friend, like me wearing a top hat, whose spatula has caused me to spill a huge batch of scrambled eggs onto the ground? | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2444 | I told you that experimenting with whale -even for our keto menu- was going to be a tricky proposition. | 1.2800 | 0.05220 | 75 | 54 | 21 | 0 |
2445 | Really Jonas! Was it that difficult to do what the Chef asked you? | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2446 | How many time do I have to tell you? God is real. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2447 | Watch out, these are fall off the bone ribs | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2448 | This gives whole new meaning to ‘chefs special,’ doesn’t it? | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
2449 | Wait, did he say BONE appétit? | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
2450 | Whale whale, what have we here? | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2451 | The ad said the building has good bones, but all its got is osteoporosis | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2452 | It's not the heat, it's the humidity. | 1.2800 | 0.05220 | 75 | 54 | 21 | 0 |
2453 | Ribs it is but I'm concerned about sourcing the sides. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2454 | Oh, no, not plankton again. Should we talk to the Captain about swimming closer to shore? | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2455 | I didn't expect this sort of hazing at Culinary School. | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2456 | Maybe we should emphasize our outdoor dining options. | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
2457 | Oops! Did you bring matches? | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
2458 | I thought YOU were bringing the stuffing! | 1.2794 | 0.05482 | 68 | 49 | 19 | 0 |
2459 | All I know is, we're cooked! | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
2460 | Do you have a breath mint? | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2461 | No, that's out. Let's go with regurgitation. Got any ambergris? | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2462 | We need a larger pot. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2463 | Did he say in de-bone or bone in? | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
2464 | Take a gig on the Pequod he says, it’s just cooking he says | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2465 | The owner said he’d meet us here... think he said his name was Jonah? | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2466 | Where do we even start? | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2467 | I don’t know, Jonah. This doesn’t look like the kitchen to me. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2468 | Literal “Moby Dick” was the concept | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2469 | On second thought, those definitely might've been psilocybin mushrooms | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2470 | To be stuck inside of Moby with the Melville blues again. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2471 | These things collapse all the time. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2472 | In-bone? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2473 | this is not the tunnel of love | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2474 | Like I told you, I think Chef said beef WELLington. | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
2475 | I should have known when they called the show,"Bone Appetite" | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
2476 | Ambiance is not going to be our strong point. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2477 | I'm not sure I have the patience for this. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2478 | I'm thinking being a busboy wasn't so bad after all. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2479 | I promised Food Network we'd cook up a real inside scoop. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2480 | I still want to know if the ray gun made us tiny or Mr. Bojangles gigantic. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2481 | And now you know our secret to fresh seafood. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2482 | Think he's vegan? | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
2483 | The recipe calls for fresh krill. You got a better alternative? | 1.2785 | 0.05386 | 79 | 58 | 20 | 1 |
2484 | When he asked for the Chef’s Special, this isn’t what I had in mind... | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
2485 | I knew putting 'Prime Rib of Brontosaur' on the menu was a bad idea. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2486 | These new cooking show locations are getting ridiculous! | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2487 | I’m not looking forward to the dinner rush. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2488 | It’s my grandmother’s recipe. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2489 | Not what I had in mine when I applied to be a farm-to-table chef | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2490 | We better get started. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2491 | No.. NOT the second exit | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2492 | I think we're taking this locavore thing a little too far. | 1.2778 | 0.05316 | 72 | 52 | 20 | 0 |
2493 | Are you sure Jonah said to meet him here? | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2494 | Don’t you hate working on an empty stomach? | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2495 | you would have to put krill on the menu | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2496 | Never thought we'd be the ones on the menu. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2497 | Go easy on the hot peppers in the barbeque sauce this time. You know how ticklish he is. | 1.2778 | 0.05672 | 72 | 53 | 18 | 1 |
2498 | That felt like we are moving again. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2499 | I should have gone to law school | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2500 | I don't think I have the right pan to cook this fish. | 1.2778 | 0.05316 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2501 | They said rib-eye not rib-aye | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2502 | I don’t think anyone is coming tonight | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2503 | I don't think thyme will help anything... | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2504 | It's fresh, but I don't think we have a pan that's large enough. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
2505 | Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
2506 | They pitched it to me as Kitchen Nightmares meets Survivor | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2507 | Let’s just forget about the giblets. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2508 | This is going to be the best sushi ever!! | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2509 | I guess we’ll have to do ribs | 1.2771 | 0.05231 | 83 | 61 | 21 | 1 |
2510 | Talk about biting the hand that feeds you... | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2511 | I’m sorry, but there’s no way we can cook that liver. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2512 | All I said was, “We should make our own stock” | 1.2771 | 0.05231 | 83 | 61 | 21 | 1 |
2513 | If you can’t stand the meat... | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2514 | When they asked us to help with the lamb, I don’t think this is what they meant. | 1.2771 | 0.05231 | 83 | 61 | 21 | 1 |
2515 | ”Next time, tell Gulliver that he’s on his own | 1.2771 | 0.05231 | 83 | 61 | 21 | 1 |
2516 | We're going to need a bigger broiler. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2517 | I don't see where they're giving out vaccines, do you? | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2518 | self-isolation or 3 days and 3 nights. that was the choice. | 1.2769 | 0.06008 | 65 | 48 | 16 | 1 |
2519 | Life on the Pequod wasn't up to snuff anyway... | 1.2769 | 0.05593 | 65 | 47 | 18 | 0 |
2520 | Let’s have ribs tonight! | 1.2769 | 0.06008 | 65 | 48 | 16 | 1 |
2521 | Ah, we forgot to bring fire. | 1.2769 | 0.06008 | 65 | 48 | 16 | 1 |
2522 | Maybe we should have deboned it first | 1.2769 | 0.06008 | 65 | 48 | 16 | 1 |
2523 | You think this will affect our Michelin Star? | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2524 | Go to Mar-A-Lago," they said, "the boss has an insatiable appetite for good chefs." They said. Who knew he could unhinge his jaw | 1.2769 | 0.07438 | 65 | 52 | 8 | 5 |
2525 | They did say "on site training" | 1.2766 | 0.04116 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2526 | Remember the opening for the "Flintstones"? You know. Where Fred orders the ribs. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2527 | Dinner turned on us. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2528 | So far, only one reservation. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2529 | I hope this is just another Covid dream! | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2530 | I don't know, he just said it was a rib joint. | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
2531 | People are seriously tired of eating at home. | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
2532 | I should never have accepted this job: cooking for a whale that only tolerates French gastronomy. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2533 | Only stayed three days. Guess you can't keep a good man down. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2534 | The kitchen should be located just passed the liver, between the spleen and the pancreas. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2535 | I told my agent I wanted a cooking show OR Survivor. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2536 | Having the kitchen in the tail is making me seasick. | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
2537 | We're going to need more Stuffing. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2538 | This could be 'sushi-payback' time ! | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2539 | I may have to make some adjustments to my spare ribs recipe. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2540 | I'm wishing one of us had gone to medical school. | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
2541 | Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Our shirts button the wrong way. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2542 | I am having that nightmare from my culinary school final exam, again | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2543 | Destination weddings! | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2544 | We’re gonna need a bigger entree. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2545 | At least we are surrounded by the freshest of ingredients. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2546 | God has a little surprise for him this time. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
2547 | You’re going to need a bigger gravy boat ! | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2548 | Well, we finally hit the tunnel of kitchens. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2549 | What are we going to use for a fire now that Pinocchio's gone? | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2550 | Well, shit Mary. My bad. That whole business where you told me 'DAVE! DAVE! OH GOD, ITS A WHALE, WE HAVE TO GET AWAY' and I totally didn't believe you? Yeah, well I'm man enough to admit that I was wrong. | 1.2759 | 0.07697 | 58 | 46 | 8 | 4 |
2551 | We're supposed to report to some guy named Jonah. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2552 | The message said new pop up- soft opening. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2553 | I just knew it was a bad idea to try out on Shark Tank | 1.2759 | 0.06411 | 58 | 43 | 14 | 1 |
2554 | This demand for fresh whale liver is ridiculous! | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
2555 | So it all comes full circle. | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
2556 | It's looks different from this side of the fish...Mamal | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
2557 | Just for the record, I was never a fan of the Paleo diet. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2558 | This is seafood inside and out! | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2559 | Some days you're the windshield. Some days you're the bug. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2560 | I guess this is payback time! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2561 | This wasn't what I envisioned when I signed up for "Seafood, Inside and Out. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2562 | I hope that krill gets here soon. | 1.2754 | 0.05417 | 69 | 50 | 19 | 0 |
2563 | This is what we get for working at a seafood restaurant and cracking a Moby Dick joke. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2564 | This is not what I had in mind when the specials said belly of the beast. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2565 | When you said we needed something that came in a pod, I was expecting something else.... | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2566 | SLIM PICKINS | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2567 | This isn't the kitchen. We made a wrong turn somewhere. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2568 | You didn't use the whole ingredient, and for that reason we have to chop you. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2569 | I guess there really is a kitchen with worse working conditions than Gordon Ramsey’s! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2570 | I told you we should’ve gone through the other door. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2571 | The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2572 | They said this was the way to the man’s heart. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2573 | How do you eat a whale?? One bite at a time! | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2574 | Where’s the light coming from? | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2575 | This feels TOO locally sourced. | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
2576 | Bon appétit. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2577 | I think we’re going to have a whale of a time in this cooking class.” | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
2578 | We're being swallowed up. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2579 | Damn it! They got the Blast Chiller too! | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
2580 | Wouldn’t you know? They ordered it boneless. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2581 | Cooking school covered this situation, but I never took it that seriously. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2582 | We're going to need a bigger stove. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
2583 | Bone Broth | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
2584 | Henri, this is some whale of a tale, non? | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2585 | I guess sushi is out! | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
2586 | This certainly has a bad mouth feel. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2587 | Finding locally sourced vegan ingredients has become a challenge. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2588 | You wanna do ribs or ribeye? | 1.2742 | 0.05712 | 62 | 45 | 17 | 0 |
2589 | Maybe our Krill A L'Orange is TOO good? | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
2590 | OK now what,krill seeker? | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
2591 | It's hard to know what we'll have to work with next: so stressful | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2592 | I think we misunderstood when he said, »Time for dinner. » | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2593 | The farm-to-tables have really turned.. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2594 | I think we’ll need a larger frying pan. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2595 | - oh God, Mark, was it Gnocchi or Pinnochio in the menu? | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2596 | On the bright side, indoor dining is back! | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2597 | Bone in or bone out? | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2598 | I told you that The Belly of the Beast was a bad name for our new restaurant. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2599 | I should have quit, I had other fish to fry. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2600 | Sure wish I hadn't gone to work for that Jonah guy. I swallowed it hook, line and sinker! | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2601 | I guess we'll have to make some krilled cheese. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2602 | How good are you at reductions? | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2603 | Somebody said it’s a new form of roll reversal. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2604 | I was wondering what the 5th course was... | 1.2740 | 0.05256 | 73 | 53 | 20 | 0 |
2605 | With a large feesh, ze bones need special attention. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2606 | Well, he may have said ‘pancake’ but it sure sounded like ‘whale steak’. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2607 | No pudding for you! | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2608 | Smells like bouillabaisse, but it needs something. | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
2609 | I think that little wooden boy lied to us. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2610 | At least now we know why it's called the 'Jonah Cooking School.' | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2611 | I suppose most would say "low and slow" is the best technique in this situation. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2612 | The one day I forget to bring my knife set | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2613 | These themed restaurants are getting out of hand | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2614 | Think we took the organic, all-natural approach a little too far this time | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2615 | I must say I'm not having a whale of a time at the moment | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2616 | I know there's Sweetbreads in here somewhere! | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2617 | It must be an inside joke. | 1.2738 | 0.04895 | 84 | 61 | 23 | 0 |
2618 | It's OK. To understand food, we have to think like food anyway... | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2619 | He said he was open to indoor dining. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2620 | This is the last time you get to pick the Airbnb experiences ... | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2621 | We figured out the social distancing but we just can't get the customers in here | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2622 | I wanted to project self-confidence, but, inside, I knew I needed a larger pan. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2623 | It’s closing time? | 1.2727 | 0.05109 | 77 | 56 | 21 | 0 |
2624 | Next time just buy the fish don't try to catch one. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2625 | I should have suspected something when they hired two Chef Jonahs. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2626 | I'm more concerned that we'll run out of sauce. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2627 | Maybe fresh fish was not such a good idea | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2628 | Looks like Jonah left the cupboard bare. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
2629 | Do you think they'll be happy with just a half-rack? | 1.2727 | 0.05433 | 77 | 57 | 19 | 1 |
2630 | This is really all Jonah’s fault. | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2631 | Chez Jonah? | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2632 | Do you know any recipes for krill? | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2633 | Perhaps it was undercooked... | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
2634 | This is the last time I cater a party for Armie Hammer. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2635 | Okay, we've thoroughly cleaned the fish. What was Step Two again? | 1.2727 | 0.05524 | 66 | 48 | 18 | 0 |
2636 | Well, they told us it was going to be a bare bones operation. | 1.2727 | 0.05524 | 66 | 48 | 18 | 0 |
2637 | If he'd swallow some shrimp, we could make shrimp-fried rice, if he'd swallow some rice. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2638 | If you say we're going to need a bigger spatula and frying pan one more time... | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2639 | You know, this kitchen decor is hard to swallow. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2640 | I guess we're toast | 1.2727 | 0.05109 | 77 | 56 | 21 | 0 |
2641 | Mystery Box Challenge | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2642 | Maybe cooking krill on a cruise ship wasn’t the best idea. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2643 | We definitely need a larger pan | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2644 | ‘This is taking locally sourced a bit far don’t you think?’ | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2645 | So I guess a dairy dish is out | 1.2727 | 0.05524 | 66 | 48 | 18 | 0 |
2646 | How DO you make a krill salad? | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2647 | Maybe Gordon Ramsay will show up and curse us out? | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2648 | I don’t think he’s coming back with the tripe. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2649 | I told you we should have stuck to Farm to Table | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2650 | The city’s never coming back from this | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2651 | Technically it's indoor dining, but I think there's enough room for social distancing. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2652 | They didn't leave us much ! | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2653 | They were right — never see how the sausage gets made. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2654 | Isn't blubber good for cooking oil? | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2655 | Shall we grill it bone in? | 1.2716 | 0.04973 | 81 | 59 | 22 | 0 |
2656 | Darn, I dropped the marinade. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2657 | I guess it was too much chili pepper... we evaporated his organs. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2658 | Can we get this mopped up please, someone could slip and hurt themselves. | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
2659 | I swear I saw him swallow the stove" | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2660 | I kept saying fillet, fillet. But no, you wanted to try on the bone. | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
2661 | You know how to cook baleen? | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2662 | I don't know,man. I do sauces. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2663 | How ironic. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2664 | Well this is awkward. I said that I needed a WOK not a W.A.P. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2665 | Looks like something beat us to it! | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
2666 | When the job post said we’d be working in the belly of the beast I didn’t think they meant literally. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2667 | Debone? Seriously ? | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2668 | I know there were too many cooks in the kitchen, but did we really have to come here, Jonah? | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2669 | He didn’t try the special either | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2670 | And here I thought cooking a perfect egg was still enough to prove your mettle as a sous-chef. | 1.2714 | 0.05354 | 70 | 51 | 19 | 0 |
2671 | So much for your quest for the perfect bouillabaisse | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
2672 | Not what I had in mind when I asked you to take me for a “Big Gulp.” | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2673 | Is it me or are these Iron Chef challenges getting out of hand? | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2674 | Oh whale, I guess we really stepped in it this time. | 1.2712 | 0.05838 | 59 | 43 | 16 | 0 |
2675 | If that kid's going to build a fire, let's grill some krill. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2676 | These cooking shows have become to weird. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2677 | We'll need more stuffing. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2678 | I told you we should not put fresh krill on the menu. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2679 | Spare ribs, anyone? | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2680 | You see what I mean? We would have to braise the ribs for at least two hours. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2681 | We’ll never get foot traffic. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2682 | I don't care if Trump's appetite is "yuge," I'm not cooking this thing for him. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2683 | Rib Night is not what it used to be | 1.2703 | 0.05198 | 74 | 54 | 20 | 0 |
2684 | First, I think, we butter it up. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2685 | I’ll work on the sauce while you debone. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2686 | I remember Jonah saying something like’I play to win.’ | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2687 | Something told me tequila was a bad idea | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2688 | I’m telling you that this is the only way to get the freshest plankton for our recipe. | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
2689 | I think I can actually smell the irony? | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2690 | Not quite what I meant when I said standing rib roast | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2691 | I told you we needed more parking | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2692 | I'm thinking maybe krill confit tonight. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2693 | Chef Ramsey is not going to be happy. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2694 | Where’d the tenderloin go? | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
2695 | But I never learned how to make sushi! | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2696 | The decor is new wave, but they need to do something about the smell | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
2697 | We're gonna need a bigger kitchen. | 1.2698 | 0.05637 | 63 | 46 | 17 | 0 |
2698 | I guess we'll all be dining in tonight. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2699 | I need a larger saucepan. | 1.2698 | 0.06074 | 63 | 47 | 15 | 1 |
2700 | None of them look like spare ribs to me. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2701 | Early bird gets the chef. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2702 | They told me the CIA finals would be challenging... | 1.2698 | 0.06074 | 63 | 47 | 15 | 1 |
2703 | We need a bigger knife. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2704 | He didn’t quite grasp the meaning of “Chef Tasting” | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2705 | I don’t think the UBER is coming | 1.2698 | 0.05637 | 63 | 46 | 17 | 0 |
2706 | And he had the fucking nerve to shout across the pass that sweet potato was in the special and that I should be able to sub it. But obviously it wasn’t, it was fucking goddamn yesterday’s special, so naturally, I got the ticket in my hand, I look that overtipped cocksucker right in the eyes, and I say to him, I say... | 1.2698 | 0.07575 | 63 | 51 | 7 | 5 |
2707 | Now swallow 2 shrimp scampi’s, 1 caesar, and a fusili matriciana | 1.2698 | 0.05637 | 63 | 46 | 17 | 0 |
2708 | Whale tongue sounded like a winner when you suggested it | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2709 | I thought you said it was through his stomach. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2710 | Wow, Dave. This is one whale of a catering job! | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2711 | Do you think we can get out the way Jonah did? | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2712 | Oh, is that what they meant by 'Empty stomach is the best cook? | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2713 | Just wait until you see the wine cellar. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2714 | As far as I can tell, there’s no fat on these ribs. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2715 | I think Master Chef has gotten a little out of control. | 1.2692 | 0.06211 | 52 | 38 | 14 | 0 |
2716 | One minute you're running the hottest krill restaurant on the coast, and the next minute... | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2717 | We found the rib, now for the eye. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2718 | The restaurant industry chewed us up – let's hope they spit us out. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2719 | I hope he's just gargling that mess. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2720 | Well this is awkward. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2721 | I’m guessing we’ll have to wait till it swallows a stove. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2722 | You sure this is the way to his heart? | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2723 | I know this is terrifying, but my brain keeps going, "Baleen! Baleen! Baleen! Baaaa-leeeen! Please don't eat my man just because you can!" | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2724 | The idea is to work the recipe in reverse. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2725 | Take out would have been much easier. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2726 | Fish smells in three day. Lent lasts forty. You do the math. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2727 | I don't understand. We followed the Jules Verne recipe. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2728 | Jonah said he would meet us here. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2729 | How can we be out of plankton? | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2730 | I tried telling Ahab that opening a restaurant during a pandemic was a bad idea. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2731 | Is the fresh from the sea, baleen filtered, krill soufflé even that special? | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2732 | Did you see where those carbs went? | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2733 | I told you a reverse Ratatouille situation wouldn’t work. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2734 | No worries. We'll have plenty of oil. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2735 | Was it one or two orders of ribs? | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2736 | Looks like we’re the palate cleanser! | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2737 | Eh, we've been in worse kitchens | 1.2687 | 0.05456 | 67 | 49 | 18 | 0 |
2738 | I think I know how Jonas felt. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2739 | I was just getting used to Farm-to-Table and now this. | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 61 | 20 | 1 |
2740 | I think we're gonna need a bigger fire. | 1.2683 | 0.06732 | 82 | 67 | 8 | 7 |
2741 | Are you sure this is the beginner class in "Fish Filleting? | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2742 | We are NOT naming it Johnah's !" | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2743 | At least he took us on an empty stomach. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2744 | Chicken or fish? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2745 | I told you not to take directions from Pinocchio | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2746 | I’m starting to think he doesn’t write for the New York Times. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2747 | I foie gras to mention this part. | 1.2679 | 0.06492 | 56 | 42 | 13 | 1 |
2748 | We definitely underestimated the breadcrumbs we needed to stuff this beast, Jonah, but we have 3 years, right? | 1.2679 | 0.04761 | 56 | 43 | 13 | 0 |
2749 | It’s all about the experience now | 1.2679 | 0.06492 | 56 | 42 | 13 | 1 |
2750 | Well, we got the ribs but this is far from being prime... | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2751 | This next dish will really take some guts to pull off well. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2752 | I knew the show was called 'Best Paleo Chef', I just didnt't think they meant it literally! | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2753 | Oh crap. We don’t have our masks! | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2754 | Your turn to debone | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2755 | Why did we think that "Jonah's" was a good name for the restaurant? | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2756 | My wife has been telling me to focus on portion control..... | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2757 | Look on the bright side, we could have been eaten by an alligator. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2758 | This isn’t what I meant by molecular gastronomy! | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2759 | Now I know why we were told to not get totally into our work. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2760 | When you said we'd explore the basics of barbecuing ribs, this really was not what I had in mind. | 1.2676 | 0.05291 | 71 | 52 | 19 | 0 |
2761 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked for a larger place. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2762 | I have a gut feeling about this. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2763 | I think we read step 2 in the recipe wrong... | 1.2676 | 0.05291 | 71 | 52 | 19 | 0 |
2764 | So this is the new indoor dining, huh? | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2765 | Get in my belly...bellyyy... bellyyy...bellyyy.. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2766 | Shouldn’t it be the way around? | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2767 | This isn't what I meant when I said I'd be happy to feed the whale. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2768 | All of this for a party of 5? | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2769 | It could be worse. Susan has to work on preparing the liver. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2770 | I guess we were overdoing those krill dishes | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2771 | Told you we shouldn't cook on an empty stomach. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2772 | Next time ask for baby back | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2773 | And I don’t even know any good krill recipes. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2774 | Next time let’s proofread the description of the chef’s special. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2775 | This is not what I meant by mise en place. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
2776 | “This is not what I signed up for when I agreed to do farm to table.” | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2777 | You grab the krill, I'll get started on some barnacles | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2778 | If he doesn't swallow a large salmon soon, we're out of business. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2779 | What would Ahab have done? | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2780 | When Jonah hired us to cater the wedding I thought he meant at our place | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2781 | Tell me if I am wrong, but I think that we are cooked. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2782 | I know you said you were going to open a rib joint, but jeez. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2783 | I don't think this "Unique Dining Experience" is going to work out. | 1.2667 | 0.06229 | 60 | 45 | 14 | 1 |
2784 | OK, how many recipes for krill do you know? | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2785 | How did Jonah get out. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2786 | And me a pescatarian! | 1.2667 | 0.06229 | 60 | 45 | 14 | 1 |
2787 | I don't know... something smells fishy here. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2788 | I think we may have taken sourcing our own ingredients way too far. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2789 | I know it’s my fault, but spare me the ribbing. I’m too tender. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2790 | He warned us he was a big eater when he booked. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2791 | So does this mean the fish is poaching us? | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2792 | I got tired of hearing about Jonah's problems and he sure wasn't much of a tipper..but I'll miss him. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2793 | Not to worry. He'll spit us out in three days. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2794 | I think my fry pan is too small for this one. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2795 | Well, this is where the Gastric Positioning System said it would be! | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2796 | Well this is a recipe for disaster | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2797 | One of the other chefs got here first. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2798 | Uh oh...she's sending it back. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2799 | I meant the fish should be fresh caught | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2800 | People are taking ‘you are what you eat’ way too literally these days. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2801 | Jonah made it sound like there’d be a lot more to work with in here... | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2802 | Well the good news is our job makes us eligible for the vaccine. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2803 | Whale this isn’t what I was expecting. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2804 | Pinocchio? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2805 | I think we should have stuck with the rump roast. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2806 | Would you mind if we just went back out the way we came in? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2807 | You’ve seen The Hunger Games, right? | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2808 | we've got to fillet all of this?! | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2809 | Ok, Yes we're lost. Yes we should ask for directions. I'll ask the next passer-by, I promise. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2810 | Google 'Jonah' | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2811 | In our internship, was this scenario included or did I miss something? Jody Kinsey Toronto ONT Kinseyjody33@gmail.com | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2812 | We're not on Shark Tank anymore. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2813 | This isn't what I meant by a mammoth rib special. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2814 | I just wish he'd order something other than the scampi. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2815 | Yeh it might look clean to you,but I can still smell fish! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2816 | It’s all about location, location, location. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2817 | Well, the culinary school did say that we'd be taking a deep dive into the subject. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2818 | Who suggested we go big? | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2819 | Did you verify Jonah’s address? | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2820 | What do you think Joan, a ribeye special tonight? | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2821 | Uh, braised tongue...again? | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2822 | Knives out. We have a ton of work to do. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2823 | And, not a single customer. | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
2824 | So you insisted on as freshly caught as possible! | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2825 | I told you to debone it first! | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2826 | I know there is an easier method for bone broth. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2827 | Well, ... let’s at least make it burn on the way out. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2828 | Chef Jonah said he’d bring the butter | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2829 | The next person to call me a blubbering fool is going to get this pan across the face. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2830 | i don’t know. somehow, the marbling looks quite different. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2831 | I didn't learn any krill recipes at Cordon Bleu. Do you think we can use plankton? | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2832 | Who knew it would grow out of the tank ? | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2833 | When Chef said “Go to Nineveh”, he was serious. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2834 | Let's see you cook your way out of this one, Pierre. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2835 | Talk about being on the other side of the skillet. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2836 | Let’s face it. We have no idea how to make chanko-nabe. | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
2837 | I've heard of fresh, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
2838 | ‘No Reservations’ he said, well I’m having some reservations! | 1.2647 | 0.05390 | 68 | 50 | 18 | 0 |
2839 | Well, we got the bigger boat.” | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2840 | Hey Pinocchio, dove cazzo vai? Where the hell is he? | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2841 | Not good. We are IN the Chopped basket. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2842 | So this is how we're saved? | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2843 | If you are not cooking, you are the meal. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2844 | Who orchestrated this pop-up dinner? | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2845 | sous chef @ Jonah's is not the resume padding you expected it to be, was it | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2846 | Without our stove, we have no choice other than to remove the grilled-krill special from this evening's menu. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2847 | This is all a vegan conspiracy! | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2848 | Does this make me sushi-grade? | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2849 | Is it me..or are these GMO chickens getting bigger? | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2850 | Martha, the gig economy is out of control | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2851 | You take the bones for a rich stock and I’ll prepare the ribs for a spectacular barbecue! | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2852 | I really am struggling with the portion sizing. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2853 | But I'm just the sous-chef. | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
2854 | Yes, a lot of places serve Paleo but they lack an authentic ambiance | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
2855 | Well, There goes our shark fin soup... And our shark too. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2856 | Don't get me wrong, I love working here but this place doesn't have a heart. | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2857 | Well, I never thought I'd see my frutti di mare di mare from the inside. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2858 | Well, you did tell chef you wanted to get into seafood. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2859 | Who's the foodie now? | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2860 | Oh my god, I get it now, we’re in carnivore hell! | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2861 | If he sneezes, my souffle will be ruined! | 1.2639 | 0.05231 | 72 | 53 | 19 | 0 |
2862 | I don't really want to cook with gas. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2863 | So many ribs! Where do we start? | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2864 | We shouldn’t have fired the butcher. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2865 | Guess the sushi's on the other foot. | 1.2639 | 0.07130 | 72 | 59 | 7 | 6 |
2866 | This is a little too locavore for my taste. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2867 | We should have asked if we can keep working from home. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2868 | We should have been weary with an advertisement titled "Learn Cooking from the Inside Out" | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2869 | I think this Farm to Table thing has gone a little too far... | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2870 | Mom always told me to carry pepper. Now I see why. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2871 | I think that giant misinterpreted our chef special | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2872 | Remind me to take the Chef Salad off the menu. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2873 | Did that puppet say to go left or right at the spleen to get back to the galley? | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2874 | talk about an inside job! | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2875 | I think I’m having an inner body experience. | 1.2639 | 0.06850 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
2876 | Sure, the way to a person’s heart is through their stomach, but I figured that was meant metaphorically? | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2877 | I’m afraid to exit! | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2878 | I think, no I know my pans too small. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2879 | OMG our career choices have come back to haunt us. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2880 | Chef said get the biggest tongue we could find. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2881 | This is the first time the sperm swallowed me! | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
2882 | Do you think people are ready to start dining inside? | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2883 | Well, I’m never working another cruise ship, I’ll tell you that. | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2884 | I guess you're the sou d | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
2885 | I hope that one of us is having a bad dream. | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2886 | It's no different than getting your arms around the Covid Relief Bill. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2887 | So this is what it means to be in the belly of the beast! | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2888 | Indoor dining looks... different. | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
2889 | Let's rethink the sushi concept. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2890 | I think when we asked that Genie for a “job in seafood” he confused our request with a Bible story. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2891 | Get used to eating dark meat. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2892 | This is not how I envisioned my first day at work. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2893 | 'Check out the fresh seafood,' he said. 'It'll be fun,' he said. | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2894 | Is it too late to ask if you want to start a food truck together? | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2895 | I think we’re gonna need a bigger skillet... | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2896 | Uh-oh. Here comes the dinner rush. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2897 | I usually cry in the walk-in, but this will do | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2898 | I didn’t believe them when they warned me that culinary school would eat me alive. | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
2899 | „Whale, Whale, Whale, what now?“ | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2900 | Did he say it should make be bone-in or in-bone? | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2901 | I thought you said short ribs... | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
2902 | This is what Pinochio talked about. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2903 | I told you 'Moby Dick's Kitchen' was a bad idea for a reality cooking show. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2904 | Well, we did sign on as sous-chefs. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2905 | Remove the giblets? Check. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2906 | And I thought the belly of the beast was in Hell’s Kitchen. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2907 | I've heard it's the only place where you can make an authentic krilled cheese omlet. | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2908 | Whatever we concoct, it will be a whale of a dinner. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2909 | I told you that invitation from Top Chef: Monstro seemed a little sketchy. | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2910 | We must have done something wrong...as chefs or as humans... | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2911 | I'm flat out of krill recipes. | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2912 | This job is suffocating | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2913 | This job is literally eating us alive | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2914 | It’s not great to be on the wrong side of a reduction | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2915 | ‘Lord, deliver me from this place!’ – one star. So why did he come three nights running? | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2916 | Jonah didn't stay for dinner? | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2917 | Did we just get eaten by our main course? | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2918 | I don’t think we thought this farm to stomach concept all the way through. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2919 | Now I know why the brochure said that it would be an immersive curriculum. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2920 | Don’t you dare sea shanty on me..... | 1.2615 | 0.05493 | 65 | 48 | 17 | 0 |
2921 | Whale, we have three days to cook up something. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2922 | I get the appeal of a Pinocchio themed restaurant, but does the kitchen have to be themed as well? | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2923 | Not my whale, not my sperm! | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2924 | I'M AS DISAPPOINTED AS YOU ARE. I HAD A FABULOUS RECIPE FOR KRILL. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2925 | I've a feeling we're not in Ken's ass anymore, Toto. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2926 | My guess is krill, tons of krill. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2927 | I'm not entirely sold on this immersive cooking experience. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2928 | I really can't fathom a raw food menu, can you? | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2929 | Nothing here. It's as dry as a bone. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2930 | I thought I said pork belly. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2931 | Oh no! This is my recurring nightmare! | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2932 | I still have a chicken in the oven. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2933 | I guess we were invited as dinner, not to cook it. | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
2934 | Another day, another damn shipment of krill... | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
2935 | Jonah,we may have bitten off more than we can chew. | 1.2614 | 0.04711 | 88 | 65 | 23 | 0 |
2936 | Too bad about the bycatch. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2937 | I told you taking this catering gig for Jonah was a bad idea. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2938 | I think we made a wrong turn at the thigh bone. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2939 | This 'Biblical Gastronomy' class is too on the nose. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2940 | we really go the extra to get those spare ribs | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2941 | We're cooked. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2942 | Mr. Jonah dining alone again? | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
2943 | We need something that sticks to his ribs. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2944 | Makes you think, doesn't it? | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
2945 | I hope the next guy brings a stove. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2946 | I think we took this restaurant concept too far. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2947 | I wanted to make a good last meal for Jonah before he got burped out. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2948 | Jonah didn't leave you a recipe? | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
2949 | I didn’t bring a lighter. Did you? | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2950 | It's the one thing that gets to me about this job. De-boning fish. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2951 | I think today, we ARE the Chef’s Special. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2952 | If we’d brought a knife, we could do sushi. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2953 | I thought the way to his heart was through his stomach | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 69 | 51 | 18 | 0 |
2954 | Not what I meant by inside-out sushi. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2955 | The Creation Museum has 5 restaurants on campus including Thomas Keller's latest pescatarian venture, Jonah. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2956 | Which way is the exit? | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2957 | I think it's gone bad. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2958 | It suddenly dawned on them: whoever posted the "Seeking experienced cooks for culinary tasting" ad was being way too literal. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2959 | You couldn't have used pork ribs? | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
2960 | I hope she finds all this a little hard to swallow | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2961 | That's a lot of sushi... | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2962 | In order to cook the fish, you need to become the fish. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2963 | What with this decor we should call it “The Endless Krill.” | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2964 | These ghost kitchens are getting weirder and weirder. | 1.2603 | 0.05171 | 73 | 54 | 19 | 0 |
2965 | I guess we know how they feel now. | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2966 | No, no, no. I told the jinn that I wanted to make an amuse bouche that history would never forget. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2967 | Well,I suggest bone broth for soup du jour. | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2968 | Wow, Richard really ate us... Guess he earned his nickname... | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2969 | When you said you had a skeleton crew this isn’t what I had in mind | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2970 | Shoulda gone vegan 🌱 | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2971 | Did someone order the RIP cage? | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2972 | So I told the devil, I want to make the best seafood. | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2973 | I hope you like seafood | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2974 | Forget heart healthy cooking. We need to make a break for it! | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2975 | I honestly don’t know how we’re going to flip it | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2976 | We were tricked! We were hired to cook for the "Save the Whales: Day celebration, not to be the main course. | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2977 | Calatrava? Mr. Santiago Calatrava? your table is ready!” | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2978 | I'm worried what he's saying to the other judges about our spice level. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2979 | Are ribs on the menu? | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2980 | We don't have a seafood recipe for disaster. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2981 | Did I add too much water? | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2982 | I know you love krill, but have you ever thought of trying vegetarian? | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2983 | Where's Jonah? He said he'd be here... | 1.2597 | 0.05030 | 77 | 57 | 20 | 0 |
2984 | Three days, three nights... Not an ounce of ambergris! | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2985 | Stop blubbering! Jonah swears we will have a whale of a time in the kitchen! | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2986 | we need a bigger fish to fry | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2987 | Wonder what's for desert... | 1.2593 | 0.06020 | 54 | 40 | 14 | 0 |
2988 | The bible didnt say anything about this! | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2989 | Did you really need two cooks for this meal? | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2990 | oh so this is where we went' | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2991 | I guess we’re the chef’s special this week... | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2992 | I thought you said Jonah was supposed to cook. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2993 | Jonah wasn't kidding when he said this restaurant was known for its ribs. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2994 | . I know diners demand Organic, but this is too much! | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2995 | Hmm, not the venue I was expecting... | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2996 | You can never perfect your product without first understanding how the consumer uses it! | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2997 | That woman said it is the shortest way to his heart. But I am not that sure any more. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2998 | Well, they did promise an immersive culinary experience. | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2999 | I said, “Grill,” not “Krill! | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
3000 | I didn't really have this in mind when you told me food anthropology was required to become a chef | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
3001 | These Covid restrictions are getting ridiculous. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
3002 | I guess we could try sushi | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
3003 | I shoulda’ known... we’re in friggin Jersey! | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
3004 | The Big Gulp. | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
3005 | Not a spare rib in sight! | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
3006 | All I can say is I’m running out of krill recipes | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
3007 | Firm and pink - very fresh!! | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
3008 | I'm thinking a court bouillion. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
3009 | At he end of tunnel we graduate? | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
3010 | We should have insisted upon the Grass-Fed Certification. | 1.2581 | 0.07605 | 62 | 51 | 6 | 5 |
3011 | Today we are the main course on the menu | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
3012 | I'm going to whip up an echo. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
3013 | I only hope our exit is not via the rear. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
3014 | This nose to tail cuisine trend is getting out of hand. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
3015 | I still can't understand its upset about the sushi. It's a mammal. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
3016 | This saute pan is way too small. | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
3017 | See what happens when you don’t call him Ishmael? | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
3018 | And I just got the vaccine. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
3019 | When you said it needed acid I guess I may have misunderstood | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
3020 | Pinnochio lied. | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
3021 | Maybe sous vide means open wide... | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
3022 | I’m all for sensitivity training, but this feels extreme. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
3023 | Perhaps a dry rub ? | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
3024 | Boy we're going to have a whale of a story to tell our boss | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
3025 | Think how many diners we could seat at full capacity! | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
3026 | Do you have any krill recipes memorized? | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
3027 | We're gonna need a bigger frying pan. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
3028 | We’re gonna need a bigger bowl. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
3029 | If we get out of this, I swear I'll take the pescatarian section off the menu. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
3030 | "He said he'd give us some inside tips on barbecued ribs -- but is this what you expected?" | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
3031 | Oh man, this is an inside job. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
3032 | It's always hard to see the end in the beginning. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
3033 | Well we can use it to put tables 6 feet apart. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
3034 | Oh,man,we're down the gullet. | 1.2576 | 0.05424 | 66 | 49 | 17 | 0 |
3035 | Would a bouillabaisse be too much? | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
3036 | I don’t know if we’ll be able to cook our way out of this one. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
3037 | I wanted to become a marine biologist, but my mom insisted I learn how to cook. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
3038 | Do you think we've gone too far with Wild Caught? Donna Sorbello/ Boston, Ma | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
3039 | I never thought I'd end up working in such a dive. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
3040 | Where to cook? | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
3041 | That’s not what I understood when you said you had a bone to pick with me... Nevermind, maybe one of Gepetto’s relatives is around... | 1.2576 | 0.05424 | 66 | 49 | 17 | 0 |
3042 | This is the last time I put an engagement ring in a cake | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
3043 | Oh my...is that.... haggis? | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
3044 | This is not what I meant when I said I wanted "bigger fish to fry" | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
3045 | Didn’t Jonah say to meet him here. | 1.2571 | 0.05262 | 70 | 52 | 18 | 0 |
3046 | Where did you say receiving is? | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
3047 | Just be patient we will soon know what this evenings main entree will be. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
3048 | I told you Jonah would be the Chopped champion! | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
3049 | I think we're gonna need a bigger frying pan. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
3050 | I have some seriously bad news about tonight's entree. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
3051 | A simple complaint to the manager would have sufficed. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
3052 | It’s a good thing we dressed the part, we might have to carve our way out. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
3053 | The pendulum has really swung the other way with outdoor dining | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
3054 | Know anything about krill? | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
3055 | I guess it doesn't stick to your ribs after all. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
3056 | Do you think we have enough of the crab stuffing? | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
3057 | The "all you can eat" menu has really gotten out of control... | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
3058 | We're going have to really slow cook these. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
3059 | Are you sure the liver is this way? | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
3060 | If this is for the sous chefs,I wonder what the Busser had to do... | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
3061 | What pairs well with belly of the beast? Asparagus? | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
3062 | I'm not sure Chef Jonah's idea of a walk in fridge is food safe. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
3063 | The only way to PROPERLY season cast iron. Step one of ten. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
3064 | Someone else got here first. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
3065 | Which one is "prime?" | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
3066 | Be prepared to make Seafood Surprise | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
3067 | So, haggis again tonight? | 1.2568 | 0.05113 | 74 | 55 | 19 | 0 |
3068 | Sashimi it is then. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
3069 | All we serve is krill and only take-out. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
3070 | You're sure this is the quickest way to his heart? | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
3071 | She said it was a new concept in dining.... fork to belly ... or do I have that right?? | 1.2568 | 0.05113 | 74 | 55 | 19 | 0 |
3072 | We may need to rethink the menu. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
3073 | I don’t think “Table to Farm” was a misprint | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
3074 | It's a new pop-up: Chef Boyardeep. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
3075 | What are you thinking - krill cordon bleu? sweet and sour krill? Mediterranean krill with krill sauce? or krill surprise again? | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
3076 | Definitely more tender when cooked from the inside out. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
3077 | Now we’re cooked | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
3078 | I don’t know if I want to be a zoo chef. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
3079 | Nose-to-tail could be a challenge here. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
3080 | hopefully the surf will bring us back to turf. | 1.2568 | 0.05113 | 74 | 55 | 19 | 0 |
3081 | Great vibe. Outdoor seating might be challenging. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
3082 | Now we wait for an after dinner belch. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
3083 | Assuming the crew now knows they’re on their own for breakfast | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
3084 | I know we can’t meet in the freezer to scream together anymore because of Covid, but somehow this might be worse. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
3085 | Still a bit raw, don't you think? | 1.2568 | 0.04329 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
3086 | - There’s gotta be a better way to see if it’s cooked all the way through | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
3087 | You said you had a bone to pick with me ... which one? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
3088 | Chef school fraternity hazing | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
3089 | It's fresh, but I'm disappointed by the mouthfeel. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
3090 | I thought the same thing once while standing in a soy bean field out in Nebraska. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
3091 | I never thought I would encounter flatulence from the INSIDE | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
3092 | There should be a candle at the end of the tunnel. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
3093 | Look, there's no one in here either. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
3094 | There is no foie gras at the end of the tunnel. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
3095 | Maybe I just have asked this earlier, but do you know if the captain even LIKES krill? | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
3096 | OK,we’re here.... now let’s find some krill. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
3097 | Forget Turducken, I think we just became Turhumen!” | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
3098 | I forgot the knife. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
3099 | Truffles shouldn’t be this complicated. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
3100 | You know, most chefs don’t even debone these days. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
3101 | See. Al dente. Not my fault he pasta way | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
3102 | We’re gonna call it “The Jonah Experience” | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
3103 | Did you remember to turn the stove off? | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
3104 | Do you ever get the feeling that the local food scene is getting a mite overwrought? | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
3105 | Well, you wanted to be on Chopped. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
3106 | I’m not sure Henrí is going to be able to filet this | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
3107 | I guess coleslaw? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
3108 | Looks like Jonah's Restaurant remains closed, too. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
3109 | I was going to make bouillabaisse, I need a bigger bowl. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
3110 | We’re gonna need more side salads. | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
3111 | See, I knew we should've brought the grill. The BIG one. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
3112 | I don’t think you should have told him that joke about us both being called “Jonah”..... | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
3113 | I'm sorry, I had assumed we'd be cooking for Jonah Hill. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
3114 | I told you it'll be an inside job. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
3115 | It’s a chef-eat-chef world. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
3116 | I guess we better get started. | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
3117 | How do YOU like being the canape? | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
3118 | Ok, so it's blubber burgers. What are we doing for veg and potato? | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
3119 | I don't see Jonah anywhere, do you? | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
3120 | This isn't what I signed up for when I decided to go to culinary school. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
3121 | I thought WE were supposed to be eating the fish. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
3122 | Well, no one will be able to say our haggis isn't fresh | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
3123 | But where's the ducken? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
3124 | Uh oh, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
3125 | I think the culinary academy really did us a disservice in the networking division. | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
3126 | I’m thinking a nice bouillabaisse.. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
3127 | I would have thought there'd be more to source in here. | 1.2545 | 0.05928 | 55 | 41 | 14 | 0 |
3128 | how did we get here? | 1.2545 | 0.05928 | 55 | 41 | 14 | 0 |
3129 | Oh how the tables have turned. | 1.2545 | 0.05928 | 55 | 41 | 14 | 0 |
3130 | First day at HR Giger Gastropub? | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
3131 | I know I said I’d take the cruise gig to get away from the wife, but this is some biblical shit | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
3132 | Remember to go light on the pepper this time. | 1.2542 | 0.07488 | 59 | 48 | 7 | 4 |
3133 | Can you yodel? | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
3134 | Let's just go Vegan and T-Rex will stop bothering us. | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
3135 | I've learned to dread meal time. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
3136 | You forgot the knife? Really? | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
3137 | Was “inside a whale” really a logical next step after “in an igloo” for dining options...? | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
3138 | When I get my second shot, I'm quitting Jonah! | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
3139 | This is a pretty bed situation you have gotten us into, but at least it isn’t offal. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
3140 | Are you sure this is the way to his heart? | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
3141 | Whale of a place, but what’s to cook? | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
3142 | This isn't the end. We're actually more toward the middle. | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
3143 | Were too late. I looks like Jonah already left! | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
3144 | I guess our bouillabaisse entree is out of the question. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
3145 | What now Jonah? | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
3146 | VIRTUAL BACKGROUND? HOPE SO! | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
3147 | I'd quit, but I'm afraid to walk out down this hallway. | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
3148 | I hope he can stomach us | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
3149 | What would Gordon Ramsey do? | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
3150 | I have a feeling we’re not in Carcass anymore | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
3151 | This is the last time we're catering a gender revel. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
3152 | We should rethink “Jonas Brothers Seafood, Nick. | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
3153 | As old testament themed restaurants go, it could be worse. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
3154 | OK, I'll promote you to sous chef. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3155 | How could they all be surviving without us!!! | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
3156 | Jonah, I have a feeling we’re not in Red Hook anymore. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
3157 | Is this immersive enough for you influencers? | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3158 | Well, Jonah, what do you recommend? | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
3159 | This is horrifying... We have not been properly prepared for what I assume is his lunch. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
3160 | Here at Jonah's Place, the ambiance is Biblical! | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3161 | How do you saute whale? | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3162 | I don’t think this table-to-sea concept is going to catch on. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3163 | Hmm... I thought the gig was at The Oculus. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
3164 | Looks like its going to be plankton soup again tonight | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3165 | It looks like someone got here before us. | 1.2537 | 0.05356 | 67 | 50 | 17 | 0 |
3166 | I hope Pinocchio brings a salad. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3167 | I said "down the hatch", not "down HIS hatch"!! | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3168 | I'm beginning to think he has an eating disorder. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3169 | What kind of watch is it, again | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3170 | So, where's the beef? | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
3171 | Do they look spare or short to you? | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
3172 | The tables have taken an unexpected biblical turn. We find ourselves in the belly of the beef. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3173 | Not what I expected. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3174 | I can't wait until they give the go ahead to eat inside again | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3175 | They said that a novelty location would attract the crowds... | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3176 | Let’s start with the first lesson. Deboning the fish | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
3177 | Well, the ribs aren't selling, but at least we still have a roof over our heads. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
3178 | Love the decor, chef, but where's the stove? | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
3179 | How far are they going to take this fermentation craze? | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
3180 | I don’t remember this step in the recipe... | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
3181 | At least we get dental | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
3182 | , ...this new concept "gastroblubber" is the real deal... | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
3183 | Did I leave a burner on? | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
3184 | Farm to Table is one thing, but this is getting ridiculous! | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
3185 | That’s what I call a full rack ! | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
3186 | I think we should have turned left. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
3187 | The last thing I remember was the Chef de cuisine ordering us to go out and get some kelp for the bouillabaisse. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
3188 | Whatever we cook, it will be offal | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
3189 | You were right...we walked towards the wrong end. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
3190 | I think we could use more seasoning. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
3191 | What d'ya mean, only algae? How did WE get in? | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
3192 | So this must be the Tenderloin district. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
3193 | Chef Ramsay says we should really get to know our proteins. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
3194 | I'm starting to think whale sushi was a bad idea. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
3195 | Well, No spare ribs here. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
3196 | IS THIS THE ULTIMATE GASTRO PUB? | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
3197 | There's only two ways out of this predicament. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
3198 | I don’t think he even noticed the micro greens. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
3199 | I want a Michelin star just as much as you do but I just don’t know if this fresh pork belly is worth it | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
3200 | This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said an ‘immersive restaurant experience’ | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
3201 | I forgot the recipe for plankton. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
3202 | 'Don't deliver to Nineveh' you said. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
3203 | It's no use. We'll never find shallots in here. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
3204 | Well, you're the one who wanted to create a whale entree! | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
3205 | I'm not a big fish fan | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
3206 | And now, thanks to Jonah, we know the difference between an order for great fish and one for "the" great fish. | 1.2533 | 0.05056 | 75 | 56 | 19 | 0 |
3207 | Not where I eat, but where I am eaten!" Should've stuck with Elizabethan Lit.. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
3208 | It has good bones. | 1.2533 | 0.05056 | 75 | 56 | 19 | 0 |
3209 | There has to be a better way to source sustainable krill. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
3210 | I don't think these utensils are going to be big enough... | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
3211 | We should have left the fishing to the fishermen. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
3212 | Obviously, an inside job | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
3213 | Gerard, Our Amuse-Bouche ideas might be getting out of control. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
3214 | This carnivore diet has gone to a whole new level. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
3215 | I know you’re a fan of foraging, but this feels a little extreme. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
3216 | I said "Beat Bobby Flay", not "Eat Blubby today." | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
3217 | I never understood what it meant when they said, "Work from the inside out," until now. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
3218 | It’s called method cooking | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
3219 | I don’t think this is the right way to make sure the inside is cooked. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
3220 | I could have sworn the kitchen was this way. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
3221 | I asked Jonah, I asked Pinocchio...no oregano to be found. | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
3222 | These reality TV cooking shows are really going to extremes. | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
3223 | are we lost or what? | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
3224 | I guess we should give him credit for eating the whole animal. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
3225 | Well... where should we start? | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
3226 | I thought baleen was a seasoning... | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
3227 | Is that.......krill? | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
3228 | I know Chef is a big fish enthusiast, but isn't this a bit much? | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
3229 | Fish or meat? | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
3230 | So, what'll it be tonight: Blubber Wellington, Blubber Newburg, or Blubber Stroganoff? | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
3231 | Well ‘Mr. Deboning expert’- your time starts now! | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
3232 | I guess we'll be pushing the ribeye. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
3233 | When I said to check out some ribs, I didn't mean at the Smithsonian! | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
3234 | I'm afraid that's the last we'll see of Egg McMahon | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
3235 | BBQ or Country Style? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
3236 | Yes, but technically we're not IN a building, so it qualifies as outdoor dining | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
3237 | [Gulp] Do you think he’s vegan? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
3238 | I guess I thought ‘belly of the beast’ meant something a little different | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
3239 | Maybe those vegan protesters were on to something. | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
3240 | Who knew the inside of an Anaconda was so lit. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
3241 | Krill"? I thought you said "grill" | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
3242 | The Iron Workers removed a wing. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
3243 | Did you forget the pepper? Really? | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
3244 | Must we make caviar our re-opening special? | 1.2500 | 0.05455 | 64 | 48 | 16 | 0 |
3245 | I hope you made enough sauce | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
3246 | Wow... Gordon Ramsay sure knows some salty maritime expressions. | 1.2500 | 0.05139 | 72 | 54 | 18 | 0 |
3247 | I guess they're not ready for indoor dining yet. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
3248 | Competing in Hell's Kitchen was even rougher than I expected. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
3249 | We are going to need a lot more BBQ sauce and a bigger oven for these ribs. | 1.2500 | 0.05637 | 60 | 45 | 15 | 0 |
3250 | Chef Renault , as your sous chef, we must consider the need for a much larger skillet | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
3251 | Our passion for food has consumed us. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
3252 | Jonah, dinners ready | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
3253 | What d’ya say? A nice rack of ribs? | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
3254 | This will either krill us or make us better chefs. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
3255 | So this is where the losing contestants of The Great British Bakeoff end up? | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
3256 | Inside the Belly of a Whale may not have been the best name for the restaurant | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
3257 | It’s not all bad, this entire whale is made from Impossible meat so it’s woke af. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
3258 | Any good marrow recipes? | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
3259 | I think we better ask the manager for some bigger cookware. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
3260 | I’d have to say, this is all very Kafka-esque at the moment. But I think I’m confusing authors. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
3261 | I’m starting to question the credibility of that “Free Baking Class” sign at the entrance. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
3262 | I think we should've taken a left at the spleen. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
3263 | Chef’s been shopping at Costco again. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
3264 | I know you don't wanna exit from that hole, but why did we enter if you weren't at least a little exited for it? | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
3265 | I'm still not sure. Is it a big fish or is it a whale? | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
3266 | Iron Chef M will have a few tricks up his sleeve for this Secret Ingredient | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
3267 | Now where the hell is Jonah and what in the world did he order? | 1.2500 | 0.05637 | 60 | 45 | 15 | 0 |
3268 | I told you Vegetarian was the way to go! | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
3269 | Do you think this will be fresh enough? | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
3270 | I need a glass of white wine. | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
3271 | And I thought “ Jonah’s “ was such an appealing name. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
3272 | I guess the restaurant really was underwater. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
3273 | Do you feel like a blubbering, or is it just Me ? | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
3274 | I'm not looking forward to the dinner wave | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
3275 | I think I left the stove on. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
3276 | I fear we’re getting a little too locally sourced | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
3277 | The recipe said this was cooking from the inside out. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
3278 | Time to think outside the box, not inside the stomach. | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
3279 | Krill crepes, krill pate, krill Wellington; there are only so many things you can do with krill. | 1.2500 | 0.05139 | 72 | 54 | 18 | 0 |
3280 | Oh well, que sous vide, sous vide. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
3281 | I guess it’s bone in. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
3282 | It's likely we'll be sticking with seafood for a while. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
3283 | Is this what they meant when they said the way to man’s heart was through his stomach? | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
3284 | Let's cook something that will stick to his ribs. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
3285 | I've only cut from the outside | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
3286 | This looks like a sophisticated palate. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
3287 | Quick. Pass me the spatula, I can tickle his tonsils and we'll be out of here in no time. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
3288 | I have to get a new gig. This place blows. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
3289 | When the new menu said Chef's Special, I was expecting something else | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
3290 | I can't tell if this an omen that we should open a rib joint or a sushi bar. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
3291 | At least he didn’t order his dish bone-out. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
3292 | ''Whale makes a great meal,' she said. Well, that's the last time I listen to Nigella Lawson!! | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
3293 | Just as I suspected, oatmeal does not “stick to your ribs”. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
3294 | Welcome to the newest cooking competition, Nose to tail cooking from the inside! | 1.2500 | 0.05139 | 72 | 54 | 18 | 0 |
3295 | It's just not the same in here without Jonah. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
3296 | I should never have hired you, Jonah. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
3297 | Well, Jonah said that it takes a while for the food to come in, | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
3298 | Now this is the je ne sais quoi of sea to table. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
3299 | Well, the ad did say a whale of a good time cooking in a huge moving venue. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
3300 | I'm actually in a lot of pain, dude | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
3301 | I'm not so sure this creature's sweetbreads are 'to die for'" | 1.2500 | 0.05455 | 64 | 48 | 16 | 0 |
3302 | Should we take the “bone-in” option off the menu? | 1.2500 | 0.05139 | 72 | 54 | 18 | 0 |
3303 | Just tell the boss we couldn’t find any spare ribs. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
3304 | Do you think my mother named me Jonah for a reason? | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
3305 | I should've never responded to that chef wanted ad on Craigslist. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
3306 | Uh,I think I'm going to need a larger pan... | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
3307 | Vegan. Who saw that coming! | 1.2500 | 0.05501 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
3308 | well they asked for the freshest ingredients | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
3309 | We are gonna need more charcoal. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
3310 | Restaurant Ninevah is looking pretty good right about now. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
3311 | I like it better on a plate. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
3312 | Looks like we’re the special of the day. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
3313 | Am afraid to see how the inside of an unsatisfied customer looks like. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
3314 | Oh - So THIS is a RIB CAGE | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
3315 | I hate making these biblically-themed dishes. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
3316 | I also thought ‘whale food chef wanted’ was a typo. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
3317 | I don’t think this is where the eggs are. | 1.2500 | 0.07374 | 60 | 49 | 7 | 4 |
3318 | I thought they said “standing rib”not “stand in rib” | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
3319 | Now i know how sushi feels | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
3320 | Not what we meant by the chef special | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
3321 | Who did you say did the interior design? | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
3322 | There is no light...there's supposed to be a light | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
3323 | Anybody home? We're here for the leftovers! | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
3324 | Fred, do you remember where the entry was? | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
3325 | I heard this place was cutthroat. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
3326 | well at least this time we don't have to cook | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
3327 | Ironically, I’d alway wanted to be featured in Parts Unknown. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
3328 | Well, they did say this industry would eat us alive. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
3329 | They don't know we're vegan chefs | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
3330 | That’s the biggest spatula I’ve ever seen! | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
3331 | These cooking competition shows are getting harder and harder to win. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
3332 | As you can see, we cook this bone-in. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
3333 | Frank, I don't think it counts as 'Fresh 100-mile fish' anymore if we're in the middle of the Atlantic. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
3334 | We've followed the recipe this far. We can't turn back now. What's the next step? | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
3335 | They said the way to a man's heart..wait.. Where's the heart!? | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
3336 | Bad day to forget my mask. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
3337 | ‘I’ve changed my mind to chicken as tonight’s main dish.’ | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
3338 | I said Spotted Dick.... | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
3339 | Payback time! | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
3340 | I've never been this far into the walk-in | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
3341 | We were here to prepare an amuse bouche, not become one! | 1.2500 | 0.05455 | 64 | 48 | 16 | 0 |
3342 | Bone marrow special it is then | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
3343 | I hope no one orders spare ribs | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
3344 | Yes, it's a perfect height for the Widow's Walk... | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
3345 | So... Do you come here often? | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
3346 | Jonah's text message said to ignore the krill, go under the blubber, and then take a left at the blowhole. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
3347 | Don't shoot the messenger? More like don't eat the chef! | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
3348 | i guess rack of lamb is back on the menu | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
3349 | «I would like to congratulATE the chef» | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
3350 | So where's all the Krill? | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
3351 | I don't think we have a pot large enough! | 1.2469 | 0.04821 | 81 | 61 | 20 | 0 |
3352 | I don't know Jonah, I think we are going to need a bigger pan. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
3353 | Leviathan--no taste! I'm not even drizzled with anything. Think a pinch of lime would brighten us and bring out our flavor? | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
3354 | I don’t think this is what she meant when she told us to come inside her | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
3355 | Now I know why they named me Jonah. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
3356 | Well, at least we'll have a whale of a tale to tell. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
3357 | Damn. I was going to use that wooden kid to build a fire. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
3358 | interesting approach for cooking prime rib... | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
3359 | I guess everyone's a chef these days thanks to tiktok | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
3360 | At culinary school, we were just getting to krill. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
3361 | I thought you said it was grass fed. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
3362 | Do you really think that “Bone Broth Bistro” says enough about who we are? | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
3363 | Do you have any idea how long this is going to take to braise?! | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
3364 | What did you do before becoming a chef, Jonah? | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
3365 | I can't imagine how long it will take us to cook this whole thing! | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
3366 | Do you really think that we’ll find Pinocchio here? | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
3367 | Architects.... | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
3368 | All I did was tell Chef Ramsey his fish stew was a little salty. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
3369 | Hmmm. I'd suggest l dente. | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
3370 | And then he said, let’s see your creative side. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
3371 | I think Noah said he works back of the house | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
3372 | Tartar? | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
3373 | Ravaged by criticism” | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
3374 | Three more days. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
3375 | I thought we were strictly caged free chefs. | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
3376 | If you wanna debone it the right way, you REALLY gotta get in there. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
3377 | they said the way to a girls heart is through her stomach, but i think we made a wrong turn | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
3378 | Something tells me WE'RE dinner! | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
3379 | Well, it's moist! Let's roast some tongue. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
3380 | Quenelles? | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
3381 | This puts a new spin on "Catch of the Day." | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
3382 | OK, it's a weird place to hold a wedding reception, but I think we can make it work. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
3383 | Do any of these ribs look spare to you? | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
3384 | No, I definitely think we took a wrong turn back there! | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
3385 | Are we considered a sustainable catch? | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
3386 | I could've sworn I said deboned | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
3387 | I think we ended up in the wrong Disney movie. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
3388 | That's it. I've had it with organic food. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
3389 | These are hardly spare, ours are seemingly endanged, now. | 1.2466 | 0.05080 | 73 | 55 | 18 | 0 |
3390 | Move over, rene redzepi! | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
3391 | Noaaahh! | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
3392 | Let's get jobs as chef's on a cruise ship," you said. "We will see the world," you said. | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
3393 | We'll need to take short ribs off the menu. | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
3394 | I was hoping there would be krill to work with! | 1.2464 | 0.05225 | 69 | 52 | 17 | 0 |
3395 | The tables have really turned. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
3396 | The ad did say it was a bible-themed cruise ship. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
3397 | I told you we shouldn't have put plankton on the menu. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
3398 | This is how sushi must feel. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
3399 | Did you double check the recipe? | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
3400 | Wow! Talk about a role reversal ! | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
3401 | I say we put "Raw Leviathan in Smoked-Almond Romesco Sauce" on the menu. | 1.2464 | 0.07272 | 69 | 58 | 5 | 6 |
3402 | Jonah was so fussy. "I don't eat this, I don't like that." I wonder what the next one will be like. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
3403 | I don't care whether he has unique brunch ideas or not, following in Jonah's footsteps never leads anywhere good. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
3404 | He really needs to select more variety in his diet. | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
3405 | That's it, I'm going back to 'Farm to Table'. | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
3406 | I've told you over and over ... it will not fit in the oven! | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
3407 | Quick! Let’s rake its ribs to make it cough us out!! | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
3408 | That cricket wasn’t lying about this being a whale of a whale...let me borrow your lighter | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
3409 | Remind me to put a ‘No return policy’ in the suggestion box | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
3410 | Well, you know what they say. Out of the frying pan, into the fire | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
3411 | I don’t think we’re in the kitchen anymore, Toto. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
3412 | Say "ironic chef" one more time, and I'll pan you, | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
3413 | Just when we got our shots | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
3414 | I guess that ad for 'fresh seafood chefs wanted' wasn't poorly written after all. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
3415 | In their defense we did accept operating as a skeleton crew. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
3416 | What do you mean, “how ironic.” | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
3417 | I think we're cooked. | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
3418 | So THIS is the belly of the beast! | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
3419 | Well, it's a fresh start, and I say we make the best of it. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
3420 | Isn't the paleo diet passé? | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
3421 | Tonight’s special will be seafood. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
3422 | I feel caged in! | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
3423 | And you laughed when they said we'd better take a map | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
3424 | well, sure, but the rent's low and we'll always have sushi | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
3425 | Wrong turn — the way to the heart is through the stomach. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
3426 | Please. Something other than krill. | 1.2462 | 0.05385 | 65 | 49 | 16 | 0 |
3427 | I guess it’s not a stick-to-your-ribs recipe. | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
3428 | I hate this cooking class. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
3429 | Amuse bouche? I think we're it! | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
3430 | So where's this guy Jonah who hired us? | 1.2462 | 0.05385 | 65 | 49 | 16 | 0 |
3431 | What did I say was the most important thing about opening a restaurant: location, location, location! | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
3432 | I thought they said, "Stand in rib roast." | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
3433 | Chef says go easy on the salt | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
3434 | Why on earth are we looking for spare ribs here? | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
3435 | I think we're in the belly of the Bistro! | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
3436 | I hope the locally-sourced food fad will end soon. This is ridiculous. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
3437 | Do you still think we are too good for a food track? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
3438 | So this is tonight’s Market fish for two? | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
3439 | I heard there’s only one way out and it’s not going to be pretty. | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
3440 | You know, I’m starting to think that whale tricked us when it said, “thank you for the meal” | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
3441 | This ghost kitchen fad is getting a little scary.... | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
3442 | The inside job | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
3443 | ... Sheesh! Of all the times to have forgotten my good boning knife! | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
3444 | I think the end is near. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
3445 | I'm just tired of making short ribs. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
3446 | It doesn't look like an endangered species. | 1.2459 | 0.07264 | 61 | 50 | 7 | 4 |
3447 | It's just about time for the dinner rush. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
3448 | It's still better than working for Jamie Oliver. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
3449 | I can’t make nose to tail of this | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
3450 | We're not in Kansas any more. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
3451 | I’ve run out of recipes for krill. Got any ideas? | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
3452 | This isn’t the bustling rib joint I’d envisioned. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
3453 | I guess we need to read that whale tartare recipe again. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
3454 | I swear, if he sends it back one more time and says 'less salt'. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
3455 | I don’t think this is what it means when they say “freshly caught” | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
3456 | I’m sorry I told you to grow a spine. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
3457 | I guess I had a different understanding of “farm to table” | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
3458 | Well, so much for the thrill of the krill | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
3459 | I was only planning fish and chips. | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
3460 | There's no telling when it will open up again. | 1.2456 | 0.05752 | 57 | 43 | 14 | 0 |
3461 | Where did Jonah go? He said there’d be a lot of fish! | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
3462 | I don’t think this is what they meant by a return to indoor dining. | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
3463 | This will be tough to debone. | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
3464 | This is only slightly worse than chopped | 1.2456 | 0.05752 | 57 | 43 | 14 | 0 |
3465 | We’re gonna need a bigger butcher’s knife. | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
3466 | We are gonna need a bigger pan. | 1.2453 | 0.07574 | 53 | 43 | 7 | 3 |
3467 | On 'rib night,' we usually draw a bigger crowd." | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
3468 | Unfortunately tonight’s recipe is for short ribs. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
3469 | My God, the restaurant industry really HAS eaten us alive! | 1.2449 | 0.07452 | 49 | 39 | 8 | 2 |
3470 | This isn’t the kitchen! Where the hell are we? | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
3471 | Are you sure they ordered Foie Gras Grandiose? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
3472 | Isn't that offal? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
3473 | I really hate sushi. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
3474 | How are we supposed to make short ribs?” Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, New Yor | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
3475 | We only use free range chefs | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
3476 | There's no way we're going to get organic ingredients in here. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
3477 | We're 86 short ribs." | 1.2439 | 0.04611 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
3478 | Competing on Top Chef is a lot harder than it used to be. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
3479 | Just one more thing, don't answer, "Yes, chef," until you hear his question first. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
3480 | ‘Let’s go vegetarian today’ | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
3481 | Something has gone terribly wrong. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
3482 | Even weirder than this they thought Lakeith Stanfield was a supporting actor. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
3483 | Don't tell me we've made a wrong turn, Ishmael | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
3484 | You think we can tickle are way out of here? | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
3485 | I hope you like leftovers. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
3486 | Wish I hadn't left Noah's "Cooking with Plankton" recipes on the shelf in the kitchen. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
3487 | We are going to need a bigger pot for this bone-in Rib-Eye | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
3488 | Baked krill is better for his digestion. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
3489 | But where’s the beef? | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
3490 | Let me guess, still not fresh enough for them? | 1.2436 | 0.04892 | 78 | 59 | 19 | 0 |
3491 | Menu based on catch of the day | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
3492 | You said that banging on the pot scares them away! | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
3493 | Pöytää... pöytää... | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
3494 | I’m never asking for my ribs rare again. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
3495 | This quarantine bubble idea has gotten out of hand. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
3496 | How good a deal did you say this new restaurant space was again? | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
3497 | what exactly are we researching?! | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
3498 | . I don't think we have enough sauce for these ribs | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
3499 | Hey, at least it's rent-free. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
3500 | OK Jonah...you're such a smart ass...now what?" | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
3501 | That's it. I'm done doing gig work. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
3502 | I'm beginning to think we were lied to. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
3503 | Its the family size McRib! | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
3504 | Do you have a recipe for a good purgative? | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
3505 | You can only do so much with krill. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
3506 | I know this sucks, but would you be totally pissed if I farted right now? | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
3507 | I don't think the Fish King knew we were vegan chefs. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
3508 | I lost count again. Let's just do twenty minutes per pound. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
3509 | What a missed chance. Our sous vide is too small. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
3510 | Apparently that Voodoo priestess didn't like the flan. | 1.2432 | 0.05022 | 74 | 56 | 18 | 0 |
3511 | I would krill to find some bluefin tuna in here | 1.2432 | 0.05022 | 74 | 56 | 18 | 0 |
3512 | Maybe we shouldn't have put up a big sign out in front that said 'EAT' | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
3513 | Never become a sou-chef for Jonah. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
3514 | I know... but damn it, Nuuk, Greenland deserves a locavore scene! | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
3515 | Is it Friday yet? | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
3516 | The big chains at swallowing us up. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
3517 | I just realized that this place isn't within our catering services. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
3518 | I’m thinking of switching to accounting.... | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
3519 | Dinner's on us. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
3520 | 'What's for dinner' has a different meaning now! | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
3521 | Remind me again why we entered the Haggis Extreme cooking show competition! | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
3522 | I told you we shouldn't drink with an empty stomach. | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
3523 | When they said work at sea, I thought they meant a cruise ship! | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
3524 | Perhaps we should substitute blubber for the butter. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
3525 | Dry rub or marinade? | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
3526 | There are easier ways to get fresh shrimp, you know. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
3527 | We're gonna need a bigger skillet, Jonah! | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
3528 | If we choose “Jonah” for the name, would it be off-putting? | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
3529 | The French are known for their plankton souffle, but nobody will part with the recipe | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
3530 | Do you want these ribs boiled, broiled, grilled, fried, baked or just plain raw? | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
3531 | Jonah, I think we're screwed. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
3532 | It's kind of ironic that we are the stuffing | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
3533 | Cuomo promised indoor dining was safe, right? RIGHT?! | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
3534 | Now you know what's in a McRib. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
3535 | If only people would love like a drunk Oscar Wilde. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
3536 | I never know what to do with ribs” | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
3537 | And I swore I’d never get consumed by my work | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
3538 | Did you say pop up restaurant? | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
3539 | But we fed her so well. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
3540 | Now I know why the couple said we’d have a whale of a time catering their wedding... | 1.2429 | 0.05162 | 70 | 53 | 17 | 0 |
3541 | Hey Bill, what's the definition of irony? | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
3542 | I told you to check the internal temperature of the *food*, Jerry. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
3543 | Do you think this is what Head Chef meant by poetic justice? | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
3544 | Did Jonah really just pray his way out of here? | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
3545 | you better HOPE that’s the epiglottis... | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
3546 | Um, I think we've gone from sous chef to sous vide. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
3547 | I think we need a bigger skillet. | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
3548 | Where did you think bone broth came from? | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
3549 | Well, we promised to give them something that would stick to their ribs. | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
3550 | SPINAL TAP | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
3551 | go ahead... you find the tarragon | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
3552 | I hate it when they order the Texas-style BBQ ribs. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
3553 | This is a problem. I don't have a recipe for whale belly. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
3554 | Are you sure that this is the place we're supposed to be catering. | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
3555 | We might want to rethink this Friday's fish fry. | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
3556 | Geez, you cook for hours and its gone in minutes | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
3557 | But I thought Jonah said there would be a lot of fish. | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
3558 | Tell 'em Roe's off, Ken | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
3559 | I heard this place has the freshest fish. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
3560 | Maybe we're taking the farm to table restaurant concept too far. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
3561 | Are you sure we used the right mushrooms... ? | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
3562 | I knew someday I would regret missing that “Cooking with Julia” episode on whales. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
3563 | I thought you said we'd be working at the best restaurant in 'Wales' | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
3564 | I'm running out of recipes to cook fish. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
3565 | Maybe the smell is keeping people away. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
3566 | This isn't the indoor dining I had in mind. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
3567 | And to think I'm vegan. | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
3568 | Where’s Ms. Frizzle when you need her? | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
3569 | So we are back in the belly of the beast.. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
3570 | Not what I had in mind when you said the dish was “deconstructed.” | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
3571 | Technically, the COVID lockdown rules don’t mention anything about banning public dining inside sea mammals | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
3572 | You stay here. I’m going back for a lot more barbecue sauce. | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
3573 | This is definitely not the way to a man's heart | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
3574 | Gee, Chef, when you said, “he wanted a BIG plate of ribs,” you weren’t kidding! | 1.2419 | 0.05483 | 62 | 47 | 15 | 0 |
3575 | I know they want us to understand our customer better but this is going too far. | 1.2419 | 0.05483 | 62 | 47 | 15 | 0 |
3576 | Aw Danny, I left my oven on! | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
3577 | I hear there is a clearance on 500 foot barbecues tomorrow | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
3578 | It's a tough time for restaurants. | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
3579 | I've got the time, but how do I get the parsley, sage and rosemary? | 1.2419 | 0.05483 | 62 | 47 | 15 | 0 |
3580 | I really thought this bar and krill idea would take off. | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
3581 | Clearly the shark was not pleased with being on our pre fix menu. | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
3582 | Let's get out of here. We've got bigger fish to fry | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
3583 | I told you sea-to-table was a bad idea. | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
3584 | Too many cooks spoil God’s wrath | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
3585 | It appears the tables have turned, who eats who first? | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
3586 | there must be a truffle down here somewhere | 1.2419 | 0.05483 | 62 | 47 | 15 | 0 |
3587 | They were going to throw Jonah overboard till you messed up the soufflé. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
3588 | Ah the thrill of krill cookery! | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
3589 | Try to think: if you were the lido buffet, where would you be? | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
3590 | I think we're both cooked. What do you think? | 1.2414 | 0.05668 | 58 | 44 | 14 | 0 |
3591 | Sure We Can! Is it spelled K-rill or C-rill? | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
3592 | Oy, we're out of krill. | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
3593 | Well,there’s enough space, but what do we do about the smell? | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
3594 | At least the fish is always fresh at this place. | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
3595 | Well, there is plenty of room for distancing. | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
3596 | I'm beginning to regret my decision to attend alimentary school. | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
3597 | Well, I think that settles the bet | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
3598 | It’s f******g raw. | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
3599 | So this is where the unlimited salad and breadsticks go. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
3600 | It might be time to find a new meat guy. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
3601 | See? I told you Jonah wasn’t here... Looks like you’re pulling a double ...It’s just necessarily so.... but look at the bright side... with all these ribs, we got tonight’s blue-plate. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
3602 | Well, on the bright side, we can use the kid's nose to make gyros. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
3603 | Your friend, punked us. He said, if we go down this alley we'd find free fish. Where’s the fish? | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
3604 | I’ve never made a kelp omelet before | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
3605 | Don't panic. The virus is coming at any moment. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
3606 | I guess our only option is spare ribs. | 1.2407 | 0.05873 | 54 | 41 | 13 | 0 |
3607 | Well,this is a fine how do you do! | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
3608 | Call me Ishmael,” he said. | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
3609 | It'd be pretty hard to make an omelet out of this. | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
3610 | It smells worse than expected. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
3611 | I thought they said the competition would be "in a while.." | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
3612 | Are any of these going spare? | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
3613 | Do we kill it or will it kill us? | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
3614 | Our eyes were smaller than this stomach | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
3615 | I’m rethinking gut-to-table. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
3616 | There's always a blowhole around except when you really need one. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
3617 | Did they say Cordon Bleu cookery school, or Colon Bleu? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
3618 | How many would a rib roast serve? | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
3619 | Jonah, we'll need an endangered species waiver before starting your request! | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
3620 | I thought I asked for short ribs. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
3621 | I am really concerned that we didn't pair it with the right Chardonnay " | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
3622 | I don’t noah about this, I hear whaling and gnashing of pots. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
3623 | Animals taking climate change into their own hands. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
3624 | Iron Chef's ratings must be down again. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
3625 | Heads you fillet it, tails i will. | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
3626 | Now what, Chef Jonah? | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3627 | I guess the patrons have already been digested | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
3628 | This is not how you conduct a survey of what people are eating. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
3629 | Why couldn't it wait for the appetizer? | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
3630 | viande de baleine tartare? | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
3631 | You know, theirs usually more business in the oculus | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
3632 | This is a different kind of walk-in. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
3633 | Now what, Jonah? | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
3634 | Why is it always my job to debone the catch of the day? | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
3635 | Do you remember where we parked? | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
3636 | Who do you think he’ll eat for dinner? | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
3637 | What are we gonna cook? Meatballs or meat walls? | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
3638 | I'm beginning to think Today's Special ISN'T the swordfish. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
3639 | Let's hope he also eats a gas stove and some pheasant. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
3640 | You ever have my blubber omelet. | 1.2394 | 0.05101 | 71 | 54 | 17 | 0 |
3641 | It's the new animal-to-table trend. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
3642 | I have often served stuffed seafood But I have never been the stuffing! | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
3643 | ‘Is the fish fresh?’, she said. ‘It couldn’t possibly be fresher’, you said. | 1.2394 | 0.04899 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
3644 | I always thought 'catch of the day' was OUR speciality. | 1.2394 | 0.05101 | 71 | 54 | 17 | 0 |
3645 | I’m sure this is Jonah’s takeout address | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
3646 | Steaks or Fillets? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
3647 | We're supposed to cook it from the inside out. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
3648 | Our only chance to keep up is to call it a sushi special. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
3649 | I told you I could show you the inside story. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
3650 | This challenge is ridiculous! | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
3651 | Prepared correctly, it tastes just like chicken, and can feed thousands! | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
3652 | This is going to turn into a whale of a soup. | 1.2394 | 0.06792 | 71 | 59 | 7 | 5 |
3653 | I only wanted the tongue. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
3654 | This is an unusual rib joint... | 1.2394 | 0.05101 | 71 | 54 | 17 | 0 |
3655 | When you said you had a bone to pick with me... | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
3656 | When were they saying we could open for indoor dining? | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
3657 | I normally don't want food sent back to the kitchen, but now I do. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
3658 | No oil, no garlic, just GULP. Unbelievable... | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
3659 | Swallowed in by the 'bare bones but spacious' listing for potential new restauranteurs. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
3660 | Are you also here for the Gastropub Interview? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
3661 | I honestly can’t remember this episode of “Once upon a time..life” | 1.2394 | 0.05101 | 71 | 54 | 17 | 0 |
3662 | what the hell is that wooden boy doing in here | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
3663 | so i guess spare ribs have become rare now..... | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
3664 | I guess we’re the special | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
3665 | This walk-in fridge is all skin and bones. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
3666 | So much for *that* attempt to make the world's freshest whale sashimi. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
3667 | Pinocchio said he'd be here. He lied to us! | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
3668 | I’m not so thrilled about this final round. | 1.2388 | 0.05248 | 67 | 51 | 16 | 0 |
3669 | My mom said “Be smart, Jonah. Become a chef, not a sailor.” | 1.2388 | 0.05248 | 67 | 51 | 16 | 0 |
3670 | Looks like we've got ribs to spare. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
3671 | We'll the name of the class was "cooking from the inside out" | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
3672 | I guess it's just like in cooking school. We just start cutting the thing up and frying it one piece at a time. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
3673 | No train. No Track 61. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
3674 | Think ! What would Martha, Giada Ida or Paula do ? | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
3675 | The kitchen's a real shithole. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
3676 | This should tide us over to the end of the pandemic. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
3677 | Seafood again? | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
3678 | I always thought there would be a stomach and things. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
3679 | We've gone too far. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
3680 | You are what you eat | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
3681 | Did I remember to turn off the oven? | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
3682 | The things one does for a Michelin star these days... | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
3683 | I’m most disturbed by how nice it smells. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
3684 | You sure he didn’t say beef WELLington? | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
3685 | These themed restaurants are starting to be a little too real. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
3686 | The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...but which way do we go? | 1.2388 | 0.05248 | 67 | 51 | 16 | 0 |
3687 | Everytime it feels just like the first time! | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
3688 | Not what I was thinking when I said we'd get fois gras my any means necessary. | 1.2388 | 0.05248 | 67 | 51 | 16 | 0 |
3689 | are we having ribs tonight? | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
3690 | Wait till I see this guy Job!!! | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
3691 | I don't mind a little good-natured ribbing but this kind is scary. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
3692 | It's an all seafood menu but management should limit what a customer can order. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
3693 | We’re going to need more sauce. | 1.2381 | 0.05409 | 63 | 48 | 15 | 0 |
3694 | The tables have turned, my friend! | 1.2381 | 0.05409 | 63 | 48 | 15 | 0 |
3695 | Plankton, plankton, plankton and never one fish. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
3696 | It takes guts to be a cook in here. | 1.2381 | 0.07053 | 63 | 52 | 7 | 4 |
3697 | Wait, so Chef Ahab is really just a Captain? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
3698 | I’ve never worked from the inside out, have you? | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
3699 | But what our host wants us to do with all this already processed food, I am not sure. | 1.2381 | 0.05409 | 63 | 48 | 15 | 0 |
3700 | My dream was to work at a rib joint. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
3701 | I forgot the butter. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
3702 | Where do we start, this is a lot of Sushi | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
3703 | Let's cook it for at least two minutes. | 1.2381 | 0.05409 | 63 | 48 | 15 | 0 |
3704 | How can I be expected to cook in this bare-bones kitchen? | 1.2381 | 0.07053 | 63 | 52 | 7 | 4 |
3705 | Do you think Bobby Flay was joking? | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
3706 | I thought "belly of the beast" just meant it was a stressful kitchen. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
3707 | Toto, we're not at the Cordon Bleu anymore. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
3708 | I don’t know. What do you see? | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
3709 | Do you ever have the feeling you’re a prawn in a bigger game? | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
3710 | I hardly know where to start. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
3711 | Looks like ribs are on the special for the next six months. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
3712 | Okay... I’m getting sick of that song. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
3713 | What side dishes do you serve with plankton?" | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
3714 | The aquarium to table trend has gone too far. | 1.2381 | 0.05409 | 63 | 48 | 15 | 0 |
3715 | Hmm, maybe we just start in the back and work our way forward. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
3716 | Are we looking for ribs or wings? | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
3717 | And you thought his fridge was a mess. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
3718 | This tunnel is so long that I don’t see the teeth at the end | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
3719 | I told you those dark kitchens would eat us alive. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
3720 | So much for my plating obsession... | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
3721 | Sauteed krill again today? | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
3722 | I didn't bring the tartar sauce...did you | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
3723 | I've never cooked one of these from the inside. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
3724 | We were promised salmon. So far, nothing but krill! | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
3725 | Is this really the right decor for a vegan restaurant? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
3726 | I'm wondering if we're in Jonah land? | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
3727 | This nose to tail thing is getting out of hand | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
3728 | Offer a one-third share and he procures the fish. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
3729 | They say the bride was told this would be a bare bones banquet hall. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
3730 | If you ask me, this pop-up restaurant thing has gotten way out of hand. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
3731 | Is this what they mean by whale of a tale?! | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
3732 | Ribs anyone? | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
3733 | There's no way we can every make this taste like chicken | 1.2373 | 0.05586 | 59 | 45 | 14 | 0 |
3734 | I thought we were seafarers-not sea fare. | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
3735 | What time did you say Captain Ahab's reservation was for? | 1.2373 | 0.05586 | 59 | 45 | 14 | 0 |
3736 | Well unlike Texas, at least there's heating. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
3737 | ...the customer wants it well done. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
3738 | It needs some work, but it has good bones. | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
3739 | Do you know any good recipes for plankton? | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
3740 | Maybe we should just get a McRib instead. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
3741 | What do you cook for a person who has little or no taste at all! | 1.2373 | 0.05586 | 59 | 45 | 14 | 0 |
3742 | I think I pressed the "clean oven" button. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
3743 | They didn’t teach this at the Sorbonne. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
3744 | Gwyneth assured me the paleo theme would be a big hit.... | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
3745 | ...and you're sure he said "Go in for the krill?" | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
3746 | We're gonna need a bigger cast iron pan. | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
3747 | Lesson learned. We really shouldn’t have skipped over their quarantine policy. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
3748 | Perhaps we should start with extra large salad. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
3749 | Is it me or Top Chef’s challenges have gotten weirder? | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
3750 | I hate cooking for one. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
3751 | - I heard that the whale was ready to eat. - That's it! | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
3752 | Looks like we’re gonna need a bigger saucepan. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
3753 | Pinocchio; dinner’s ready ! | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
3754 | Wait, 'Pequod'Cruises? I thought you researched these catering gigs..." | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
3755 | Does 'yous vide' mean us? | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
3756 | Does knowing the provenance of our food have too go this far? | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
3757 | And I forgot the flensing knife. | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
3758 | I think we're going to need a bigger stove. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
3759 | It's all blubber. Now what do we cook? | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
3760 | Ridiculous decor? Not here in Texas. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
3761 | This is not what I had in mind when we decided to open a dark kitchen. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
3762 | I thought I was ready for something new but now that I’m here... | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
3763 | I don't think there are any spare ribs. | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
3764 | I know the chef wanted big ribs, but this is ridiculous!" | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
3765 | So this is where Texans get their ribs. #everythingisbiggerinTexas | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
3766 | I'm fairly sure you're supposed to sear whale belly to hold in the juices, then it's into a hot oven for finishing. | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
3767 | Umm, we should have done the exact opposite of that | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
3768 | Wow. Well, they did say it was a whale of a new restaurant. | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
3769 | I believe you’ve just created New York’s hottest pescatarian dining experience | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
3770 | Whatever that is, we're going to need more butter. | 1.2364 | 0.05781 | 55 | 42 | 13 | 0 |
3771 | You're gonna need a bigger spatula! | 1.2364 | 0.05781 | 55 | 42 | 13 | 0 |
3772 | I was not prepared for this. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
3773 | Looks like I' m gonna need a bigger pot | 1.2364 | 0.05781 | 55 | 42 | 13 | 0 |
3774 | There is only so much you can do with kelp. | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
3775 | The lease is reasonable, obviously this would be the nerve center. | 1.2364 | 0.05781 | 55 | 42 | 13 | 0 |
3776 | Jonah must have tired of whale blubber | 1.2364 | 0.05781 | 55 | 42 | 13 | 0 |
3777 | This is the last time I work Krill Fest at Red Lobster. | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
3778 | I like what they’ve done to the place. | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
3779 | And THAT'S how you filet a whale. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
3780 | Krill. We’re going to be working with krill. Only krill. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
3781 | Maybe we should consider putting seafood on the menu. | 1.2361 | 0.05040 | 72 | 55 | 17 | 0 |
3782 | When the ad said they were looking for an appetizer, this wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
3783 | Whale oil beef hooked. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
3784 | I knew it was a bad idea to hire a fish chef named Jonah! | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
3785 | I suppose we could substitute blubber for butter. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
3786 | sorry man...i thought he said take a left at last nights tuna casserole and a RIGHT at that piece of gum from 7 years ago | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
3787 | Well, so much for our vegetarian night | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
3788 | Well at least we have a whale of a story. | 1.2361 | 0.05040 | 72 | 55 | 17 | 0 |
3789 | Are you feeling a little guilty about that whale sushi starter last week, Frank? Because I am... | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
3790 | Somethings fishy, boss." "I am sure there is a whale of a joke in here somewhere | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
3791 | Are you sure there's no substitute for ambergris? | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
3792 | I lied on my resume for this job. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
3793 | Whose idea was it to cook ribs? | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
3794 | “ Time to move on; we’ve got bigger fish to fry” | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
3795 | How about a rib special this weekend? | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
3796 | This is not what I mean by “gastro-pub” | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
3797 | Told you it's a cage | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
3798 | Well this situation is tough to swallow. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
3799 | So, Jonah...do you still think that the 'All you can eat' restaurant is a good idea? | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
3800 | I shouldn't have ditched that class on large mammal preparation in culinary school. | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
3801 | you've got the job | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
3802 | What! You've never worked with krill either? | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
3803 | Turn-about is fair play" you say. I say we're chum | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
3804 | I hope he eats something we can cook. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
3805 | this was not what I expected when I said I was all in | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
3806 | You didn't tell me that his name was Jonah! | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
3807 | I think she just breached. What do you bet we'll have to bail her out all over again when she goes back under? | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
3808 | Mr. Jonah? Your ad said you wanted a sous-chef to cook plankton with a Mediterranean flair? | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
3809 | Stay calm. It's no worse than NYC last April! | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
3810 | Do you get the feeling that we’ve become the sushi? | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
3811 | Okay...we're in...so what does One do with this kind of culinary insight? | 1.2353 | 0.05182 | 68 | 52 | 16 | 0 |
3812 | It’s all bones and no meat! | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
3813 | Jonah tricked us. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
3814 | Morning, it’s the market. Afternoon, it’s the kitchen. Evening, it’s on the table. Tomorrow, don’t ask. | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
3815 | Run to the back and tell Jonah to get his ass up here. Somebody wants to talk to him. | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
3816 | I wanted to fill empty stomachs but not like this. | 1.2353 | 0.05182 | 68 | 52 | 16 | 0 |
3817 | Well, the label warned the giblets may be missing. | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
3818 | How was I supposed to know that was his mother we served last night? | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
3819 | I think we're going to need a bigger grill. | 1.2353 | 0.07715 | 51 | 42 | 6 | 3 |
3820 | Not what I expected when it said we had great taste. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
3821 | The dinner rush is about to start, and they still haven't delivered today's fish! | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
3822 | I guess it's fish again today. | 1.2353 | 0.05182 | 68 | 52 | 16 | 0 |
3823 | What's for dinner? Wait! | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
3824 | I wonder how wailing in a whale sounds? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
3825 | Being carnivore may have come back to bite us. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
3826 | Ribs and seafood--it seemed like the perfect theme restaurant concept. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
3827 | Today's special? Guess. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
3828 | Surf or turf? | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
3829 | Bycatch of the day? | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
3830 | When I joined culinary school I didn’t realize the phrase “the way to a person’s heart is through their stomach” was literal...I think we are lost! | 1.2353 | 0.05182 | 68 | 52 | 16 | 0 |
3831 | It sure doesn’t get any fresher than this”.. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
3832 | We need to make ‘all you can eat’ more specific. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
3833 | You were right. They did say sushi chefs, not sous chefs. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
3834 | I’ve heard of immersive dining experiences but this is ridiculous! | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
3835 | Something smells fishy around here. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
3836 | Did you ever think we would be the stuffing? | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
3837 | You said a smidgen of ambergris would be our secret ingredient to win the omelet cook-off. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
3838 | I don’t think he understood the meaning of “chef de cuisine.” | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
3839 | It's not much to look at, but you have to admit—the place has good bones. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
3840 | We may have taken our quest for fresh a tad too far. | 1.2346 | 0.04737 | 81 | 62 | 19 | 0 |
3841 | From hell’s kitchen I stab at thee! | 1.2346 | 0.04737 | 81 | 62 | 19 | 0 |
3842 | I heard the next place he's opening specializes in prarie oysters. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
3843 | Our jobs were on the line. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
3844 | The government said no to dining indoors. They said nothing about dining in orcas. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
3845 | I guess it will be Plankton week all over again | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
3846 | We’re triped. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
3847 | I'm quite sure this is the wrong way | 1.2346 | 0.04737 | 81 | 62 | 19 | 0 |
3848 | Maybe we do takeout tonight. | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
3849 | Usually, I can take a ribbing | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
3850 | We’re going to need a bigger oven. | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
3851 | Oh, the irony chef of it all. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
3852 | Cerviche or paella? | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
3853 | Maybe this raw foods thing has gone too far. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
3854 | I told you the Jonah theme was a bad idea. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
3855 | When you said our new restaurant would be an "immersive experience," I didn't realize this is what you meant. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
3856 | I wish I were better prepared for this. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
3857 | I thought Geppetto liked our cooking. | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
3858 | This used to be dry-storage until the blowhole went on the fritz. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
3859 | We are gonna die! | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
3860 | What was your name again? Jonah? | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
3861 | Shut up! There’s nothing funny about this! | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
3862 | What should we make out of this | 1.2344 | 0.05337 | 64 | 49 | 15 | 0 |
3863 | You ever think we're, maybe, too into sushi? Like, this pursuit of the authentic, where does it end? I'm thinking it's here and it doesn't feel good. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
3864 | I told them "sea-to-table"had its limits. | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
3865 | Let’s go with canned tuna next time. | 1.2344 | 0.05337 | 64 | 49 | 15 | 0 |
3866 | Look at the bright side … this place does have a Michelin star. | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
3867 | I’m not sure they understood when I asked for indoor dining. | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
3868 | Sourced sure. But sustainable? | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
3869 | Yes, you heard it correctly, the judges are looking for a 3-course meal made out of whatever has been swallowed in the last 24 hours... | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
3870 | I know it isn’t environmentally friendly of me to say, but I am honestly so tired of the local food movement. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
3871 | Is it weird that I feel like we should have been braised? | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
3872 | I think we’ve finally taken this farm-to-table thing too far. | 1.2344 | 0.05337 | 64 | 49 | 15 | 0 |
3873 | It seems the tables have turned. | 1.2344 | 0.05337 | 64 | 49 | 15 | 0 |
3874 | I think the meuniere just hit the fan... | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
3875 | It IS bigger than a NYC kitchen | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
3876 | ...I love you... | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
3877 | I guess the spatula and frying pan are unnecessary. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
3878 | I think we have a bigger fish to fry | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
3879 | Ya know, we’re a swallow away from becoming whale shit. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
3880 | Please don't mention Jonah again. | 1.2338 | 0.04855 | 77 | 59 | 18 | 0 |
3881 | I told you we shouldn't hire on with Ahab. | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
3882 | I don’t think ‘interior design’ works for our restaurant! | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
3883 | Any idea which way to liver? | 1.2338 | 0.06376 | 77 | 64 | 8 | 5 |
3884 | All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
3885 | I suppose a themed restaurant on the Hudson was always going to be a bit different. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
3886 | Out of the frying pan into the what! | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
3887 | Trust me. We have to experience 'being' the food to become better chefs. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
3888 | They didn't even season us. | 1.2333 | 0.05506 | 60 | 46 | 14 | 0 |
3889 | This isn't quite what I meant by "learn seafood from the inside out". | 1.2333 | 0.07275 | 60 | 50 | 6 | 4 |
3890 | Not exactly what I meant by ribs over easy. | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
3891 | I want to use this opportunity to apologize for all the snapper that I filleted over the years, for that I am deeply sorry. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
3892 | For a paleo meal, this is a little bit much. | 1.2333 | 0.05506 | 60 | 46 | 14 | 0 |
3893 | You know I'm into locavore and all that, but this might be a bit too much... | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
3894 | The nouvelle craze seems to be over. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
3895 | Damn it, Bob, this isn't what I meant by bone-in! | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
3896 | Man, these are large spareribs. | 1.2333 | 0.05506 | 60 | 46 | 14 | 0 |
3897 | I'm a vegan , and this is one big existential crisis | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
3898 | So you think "Chefs Mini bites" needed the apostrophe? | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
3899 | I can take a ribbing as well as the next guy. But really? | 1.2333 | 0.07275 | 60 | 50 | 6 | 4 |
3900 | We're gonna need a bigger lemon wedge. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
3901 | Get the krill recipe file Anders | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
3902 | We both forgot our masks. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
3903 | I told them I needed a SternO | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
3904 | Where did Jonah go? | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
3905 | So what Plankton recipes do we have again? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
3906 | Hellooooo oh oh oh o | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
3907 | We need to offer more than fried krill if our restaurant is going to survive, Jonah! | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
3908 | I sure hope this fish is not in the oven! | 1.2329 | 0.04981 | 73 | 56 | 17 | 0 |
3909 | We're going to have to get a bigger skillet. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
3910 | Ain't this job becoming too consuming ! | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
3911 | We must have gotten a bad review in "The New Yorker." | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
3912 | Is this what's meant by indoor dining? | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
3913 | did you bring the pepper? | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
3914 | Our meat delivery guy had a strange look on his face! | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
3915 | Doesn't he realize indoor dining isn't what it used to be? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
3916 | None of this makes any sense Jonah. Unless I'm dreaming. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
3917 | - You said ‘Tonsiollith’ al pesto, right? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
3918 | So this is the reverse sear?? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
3919 | I mean, I haven’t really done the Jonah Fillet before, but how hard can it be. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
3920 | They said I’d be working at a ribs place. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
3921 | I don't think I can make an Ombre Rosette Cake out of fish. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
3922 | This is a weird place to film a cooking show. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
3923 | You were wrong, Jonah. There are no eggs in here. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
3924 | I'm a land lubber, not a bland blubber. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
3925 | YOU’RE the one who suggested asking Jonah for recipes ! | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
3926 | This Chopped/Deadliest Catch crossover was a BAD idea | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
3927 | Papi, can you hear me? | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
3928 | I've never been comfortable with role reversal. | 1.2321 | 0.06237 | 56 | 44 | 11 | 1 |
3929 | Looks like we can take Blubber Bourguignon off the menu. | 1.2321 | 0.05693 | 56 | 43 | 13 | 0 |
3930 | I don't think we're in Le Bernardin anymore." | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
3931 | Can't believe we just run out of meat | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
3932 | They're better not be two prawns running Melville's right now! | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
3933 | I said "well" done, not "whale" done. | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
3934 | Next time, when I need fresh fish, I am going to the market. | 1.2319 | 0.05118 | 69 | 53 | 16 | 0 |
3935 | I told you we should have went all vegan. | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
3936 | It smells like fish in here. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
3937 | I have a feeling we’re not in the kitchen anymore. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
3938 | Beef or pork? Hard to tell from this angle. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
3939 | I guess we are making ribs? | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
3940 | I knew we shouldn’t have taken a job on a gambling cruise. | 1.2319 | 0.05118 | 69 | 53 | 16 | 0 |
3941 | Ever heard of Jonah? | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
3942 | First you sauté some onions and mushrooms. Lightly brown sides and set the oven at 375. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
3943 | I don't think we can dry rub our way out of this mess. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
3944 | Cooking shows are getting weird. Too bad we didn't get the New Testament episode; judges always go for the bottomless breadbasket. | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
3945 | So this is what it feels like to be the Catch of the Day. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
3946 | Jonah said he wanted burgers, but I don’t know how we can manage. | 1.2319 | 0.05118 | 69 | 53 | 16 | 0 |
3947 | Not much counter space. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
3948 | I told you "Jonah's" was a bad name for our new restaurant! | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
3949 | I assume we are snout- facing? | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
3950 | A pinch of pepper and "thar blows" the whole damned place. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
3951 | Jonah doesn't eat seafood. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
3952 | No, it's your turn to rib it. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
3953 | « Do you think a whale can be allergic to shellfish? » « hope not » | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
3954 | What did we come in here for again? | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
3955 | The menu said all you can eat seafood; I didn't realize the seafood was going to be eating us. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
3956 | This is taking “mise en place” a little too far. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
3957 | ‘This is the last time I take a catering job at an “ultramodern” venue in Brooklyn.’ | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
3958 | We are going to need more barbecue sauce | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
3959 | So is this the front entrance or the back door? | 1.2319 | 0.05118 | 69 | 53 | 16 | 0 |
3960 | I guess when he said ¨looks tastey¨ he didn't mean the food | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
3961 | Whale flavored sherbet...is it too late to quit? | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
3962 | I know everyone wants an authentic dining experience, but maybe the owner overreached with a restaurant called Rib Cage. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
3963 | It’s nothing a little barbecue sauce couldn’t fix. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
3964 | why would they come to fine dining if they can't handle the portion? | 1.2317 | 0.04688 | 82 | 63 | 19 | 0 |
3965 | So this is prime rib estate. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
3966 | You know, I don't think this is exactly what Chef meant by 'get creative with the surf and turf.' | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
3967 | I have no idea where we’re going to put the omelet bar. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
3968 | Cooking a whale from the inside was a big mistake. I suggest we run down to the bottom of this mammal until we're pooped out. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
3969 | Guess it didn't stick to the ribs! | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
3970 | We're gonna have to make some more gravy..... | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
3971 | You still think that Michelin star was worth it? | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
3972 | Jonah said he would bring the recipe. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
3973 | Inner feelings"! What were you thinking | 1.2308 | 0.05267 | 65 | 50 | 15 | 0 |
3974 | If this isn't the definition of irony, I don't know what is. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
3975 | Uhh, Jonah, is this the twilight zone? | 1.2308 | 0.05267 | 65 | 50 | 15 | 0 |
3976 | There’s not much left to work with. I guess we’ll have to do ribs again. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
3977 | I new someday they would get even. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
3978 | His compliments to the chef. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
3979 | And to think we just ran out of wasabi. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
3980 | I knew we shouldn't have pledged at fry, bake-a, grappa | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
3981 | Captain Ahab thought the Krill Diablo was a bit too spicy' | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
3982 | I think we should have clarified what 'All YouCan Eat' really means. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
3983 | I thought you said we'd be "knee-deep in seafood", Jonah. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
3984 | Chef said to bring back fresh tongue, but I'm unsure... | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
3985 | Smoke? | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
3986 | Though we set forth in vain to sate it, man’s stomach grows and grows, till we find ourselves within’t entombed | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
3987 | I said the architecture was wrong. | 1.2308 | 0.05267 | 65 | 50 | 15 | 0 |
3988 | I can't toque this any more! | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
3989 | Can't say I love the bare-bones decor. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
3990 | Only Acid-Reflux could save us now! | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
3991 | I really should've finished 'Pinocchio'. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
3992 | We’ll need a bigger BBQ | 1.2308 | 0.05267 | 65 | 50 | 15 | 0 |
3993 | Ok, so where's all the fresh krill you were bragging about? | 1.2308 | 0.05267 | 65 | 50 | 15 | 0 |
3994 | So where's the spare rib? | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
3995 | I think you bit off more than you can chew! | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
3996 | We're gonna need a bigger bar of butter. | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
3997 | We should have studied harder. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
3998 | They said there’d be pent up demand for culinary experiences... | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
3999 | I’m afraid we’ll have to consider digestion this time, Josh | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
4000 | are we the internal flavor? | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
4001 | Chef, I finally found a space that meets the social distancing requirements for indoor dining! | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
4002 | Well, this is awkard. Red or white?" | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
4003 | Im starting to have second thoughts about this concept... | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
4004 | Our pandemic hobby has gone too far. | 1.2308 | 0.04250 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
4005 | I think we missed the magic school bus stop | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
4006 | -Trust me, Gordon Ramsay did it this way at his TV show. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
4007 | The way to the heart is through his stomach | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
4008 | Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call. | 1.2308 | 0.04801 | 78 | 60 | 18 | 0 |
4009 | Yes, I do think it’s too late to give the cruise ship your two weeks notice | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
4010 | Tell me again what inspired this? A recipe blog? | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
4011 | So.....DoorDash or Uber Eats? | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
4012 | Signore, what will you and the "boy" have for dinner? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
4013 | Eat or be eaten, they said. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
4014 | Professionally speaking, this is a milestone of sorts | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
4015 | Having the right cutlery is key. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
4016 | We’re in trouble if they decide on filet | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
4017 | Guess we're taking in-person dining to the next level, huh? | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
4018 | So this is where it all goes | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
4019 | I guess we weren't feeding the soul after all. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
4020 | Is it just me or does this virtual gastrointestinal pandemic cook off feel a little too real? | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
4021 | Make no bones about it, we're stuffed. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
4022 | The brochure said we'd learn to cook inside out. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
4023 | I guess turnabout is fair play. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
4024 | Tough room! | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
4025 | We should have drained the tank before we closed | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
4026 | How about fish tacos for today? | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
4027 | I don't think this is the Oculus. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
4028 | Do you really think it will fit in the smoker? | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
4029 | I know there is caviar somewhere nearby. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
4030 | No customers here. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
4031 | There must be an easier way to catch krill | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
4032 | On the bright side, I’m sure we’ll make a fine Ambergris. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
4033 | Ratatouille did not prepare me for this aspect of cooking with animals | 1.2297 | 0.04923 | 74 | 57 | 17 | 0 |
4034 | 1400 dollars and people think they can order the whale at red lobster | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
4035 | My toque's bigger than your toque! | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
4036 | Should we be wearing masks? | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
4037 | 'It will be easy,' you said. 'They're slow and stupid,' you said. | 1.2295 | 0.05429 | 61 | 47 | 14 | 0 |
4038 | Somebody that reads The New Yorker will know where we are. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
4039 | Let's start with stew of whale of whale | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
4040 | Maybe this dining experience is too immersive? | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
4041 | But they never tell you the way out of a man’s heart. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
4042 | Hey, it was your idea to sign on as the Chef's on the Pequod when Captain Ahab asked. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
4043 | When they said they were making a modern adaption of Jonah and the Whale, I didn't realize PETA would actually feed us to the whale. | 1.2295 | 0.07165 | 61 | 51 | 6 | 4 |
4044 | Outdoor dining is killing us | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
4045 | At least we'll never run out of cooking oil | 1.2295 | 0.07165 | 61 | 51 | 6 | 4 |
4046 | Something with ribs, I'm thinking. | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
4047 | I have a sinking feeling about this "Catch of the Day." | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
4048 | Looks like we're going to need a bigger gravy boat | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
4049 | Huh, this didn't pan out well. | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
4050 | I mean, sure the rent here is good, but at what cost? | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
4051 | Well where should we begin with?... Or has it already begun? | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
4052 | Not that it helps us right now but it’s actually a mammal. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
4053 | @padmalakshmi did say this season of Top Chef would be an epic culinary showdown. | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
4054 | I guess this is what happens when we ordered Jonah free range. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
4055 | Jeez. How’re we going to do patio dining now?! | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
4056 | We're gonna need larger pot and pans. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
4057 | ..but the algorithm predicted a crossover between Master Chef and Aladdin would be a winner. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
4058 | And I was just starting on my Paleo diet. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
4059 | I don't see a spare rib. | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 54 | 16 | 0 |
4060 | The whale? Job? Old testament? I just want to make a crepe. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
4061 | Well, you said we have bigger fish to fry. | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
4062 | We're the seafood. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
4063 | We have the surf what should we do about the turf? | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
4064 | What exactly does whale roe look like? | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 54 | 16 | 0 |
4065 | We’re going to need a bigger filleting knife. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
4066 | Jack said the giant wants dark meat - where do you think the drumstick is? | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
4067 | ‘Just bring a frying pan’ you said ,‘I’ll take care of the ribs’ ,you said! | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 54 | 16 | 0 |
4068 | Brace yourself for the lunch rush. | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 54 | 16 | 0 |
4069 | That was "Funnel Cake," not "Tunnel Cake!" | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 54 | 16 | 0 |
4070 | There’s not enough seasoning on these ribs | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
4071 | They ordered an omelette | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
4072 | Uh, did you say we'd be working as part of a food train or was it " chain" | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
4073 | We are what we ate. | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 54 | 16 | 0 |
4074 | The clue I missed was that the ad seeking cooks for a pod started with "Openings available." | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 54 | 16 | 0 |
4075 | Why did I say I wanted to learn this job from the inside out? | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
4076 | Top Chef: Jonah" makes more sense no | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
4077 | Jiminy Cricket! Looks like we are making a fire. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
4078 | Maybe now's a good time to tell that story about how you came to be a vegan. | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 54 | 16 | 0 |
4079 | Sure, the overhead is cheap, but he keeps swallowing all our profits. | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
4080 | Ribs were on sale... | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
4081 | I told you we shoulda kept krill on the menu | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
4082 | This isn’t what I meant by ‘you are what you eat, Bob’ | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
4083 | Didn't I tell you to catch it fast... now look it ate us instead... | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
4084 | I told you Seaside cooking demonstrations were a bad idea. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
4085 | ...”If this is a blow fish, we’re really in for it, what ever direction it goes...” | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
4086 | This week on Belly of the Beast reality cooking show | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
4087 | Moby Duck? | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
4088 | Do you really think gullet-to-table will be the next trend in fine dining? | 1.2281 | 0.07088 | 57 | 47 | 7 | 3 |
4089 | Is indoor dining still closed? | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
4090 | Know any krill recipes, Jonah? | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
4091 | The utonsils must be around here somewhere. | 1.2281 | 0.05607 | 57 | 44 | 13 | 0 |
4092 | You'll be in charge of the stuffing. | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
4093 | Nobody told us this would be part of the training! | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
4094 | We should get jobs on a cruise ship," you said. "It will be an adventure," you said | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
4095 | Wet or dry rub? | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
4096 | Make no bones about it, Tony. Sure looks like we’re not in Giacomo’s kitchen any more! | 1.2281 | 0.05607 | 57 | 44 | 13 | 0 |
4097 | Is it heartbeat or bowel movement? | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
4098 | You get the chicken and I’ll take the egg. | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
4099 | We’ll call it ‘Jonah’s Alimentari’ | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
4100 | should we head north or south? | 1.2281 | 0.07517 | 57 | 48 | 5 | 4 |
4101 | Remind me again why they call it sweetbreads...? | 1.2281 | 0.07088 | 57 | 47 | 7 | 3 |
4102 | This place is literally a dive and a hole in the wall. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
4103 | So, where's the caviar in this cavern? | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
4104 | We're gonna need a bigger fridge. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
4105 | Maybe we’ve taken‘locally sourced ingredients’ a little too literally” | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
4106 | Between the rent and capacity limitations, this place will never work. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
4107 | You're right, Ted. It was undercooked. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
4108 | Just our luck that it’s a baleen whale. I don’t have a decent plankton recipe. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
4109 | I didn’t know that the dish was this good! | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
4110 | All I wanted were some Jonah Crabs for tonight's special | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
4111 | Well, call me Ishmael! | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
4112 | It shouldn't be this hard to get a Michelin star!" , said Head Chef Ahab | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
4113 | Relax, it's going to be just like another lockdown. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
4114 | Well you did say you wanted fresh ingredients | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
4115 | You know what they say, karma’s a fish | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
4116 | When they said the secret ingredient was whale tongue I didn't think we'd have to go get it ourselves! | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
4117 | I told you this recipe was more than he could chew | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
4118 | You would answer the ad for cooks at the aquarium. | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
4119 | You said there would be more than plankton! | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
4120 | Well, you're the one who called it "Floaty McFish Face." | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
4121 | I think the architect misunderstood when we told him to build a rib joint. | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
4122 | Did you bring the Tums? | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
4123 | Heck of a way to get some krill for tonight’s gumbo. | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
4124 | This 'ocean-to-table' thing can't fade fast enough t | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
4125 | I sure am sorry we skipped that Friday afternoon class on deboning fish to go skiing. | 1.2273 | 0.05198 | 66 | 51 | 15 | 0 |
4126 | The Jonathan Swift Cooking School is a bit overwhelming! | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
4127 | If he orders a Big Gulp, grab for the tonsils and hang on tight. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
4128 | Looks like tonight's special is Ribs. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
4129 | I hoped it would be rib-stickin' good, but it didn't turn out that way. | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
4130 | I'm going to need a bigger frying pan. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
4131 | We’re probably going to have to special order some new equipment. | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
4132 | A whale of a feast," they said | 1.2273 | 0.05198 | 66 | 51 | 15 | 0 |
4133 | Wow,I'm having a flashback. Isn't this Season 4,Episode 5 of ""Cooks' Kvetch?' | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
4134 | Jonas has a reservation for 7 o'clock. We must start preparing the Krill. | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
4135 | This is absolutely THE last gig we do for this Jonah guy! | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
4136 | I'm already starting to miss outdoor dining. | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
4137 | What's a 'stute fish? | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
4138 | Let's not be too judgemental, some people are into this sorta thing! | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
4139 | we had it coming | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
4140 | Is the restaurant at 190 or 191? | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
4141 | Is that an eggplant? | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
4142 | ...Maybe they said "Chomped" not "Chopped" | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
4143 | I think we’re never going to find that contact lens Bill. | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
4144 | $16/hr | 1.2273 | 0.05198 | 66 | 51 | 15 | 0 |
4145 | We really shouldn’t have skipped that krill sushi making class 🐋 | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
4146 | Ratatouille 2: Beef Whale’ington | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
4147 | Technically, you're the sous-captive. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
4148 | I thought once we got inside this whale there would be plenty of fish | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
4149 | Well, at least it’s warm enough to cancel the space heater order. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
4150 | It’s slow right now, but Jonah will show up soon. | 1.2267 | 0.04867 | 75 | 58 | 17 | 0 |
4151 | Not out usual fish fry! Where do we start? | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
4152 | Is this how it feels to be eaten? | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
4153 | How do we do the one over lightly? | 1.2267 | 0.04867 | 75 | 58 | 17 | 0 |
4154 | I’m afraid to ask but exactly where is the exit? | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
4155 | I always thought that when they said that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, it sounded fishy. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
4156 | two chefs on their first date to COSI | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
4157 | I know, let's just call and have a pizza delivered. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
4158 | Wow! Being a finalist on 'Chopped' sure turned out to be a fluke. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
4159 | I like a challenge as much as the next whale dweller, but I am running out of ways to prepare krill. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
4160 | Huh, so that's why it's called a meat locker. | 1.2267 | 0.04867 | 75 | 58 | 17 | 0 |
4161 | I don’t know Ahab, I was leaning towards pork belly. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
4162 | Are you sure this is the fish market Jonah recommended? | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
4163 | we can use these for stock | 1.2267 | 0.04867 | 75 | 58 | 17 | 0 |
4164 | So much room for activities! | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
4165 | I can just see the headline, The Culinary in the Coal Mine. | 1.2264 | 0.06942 | 53 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
4166 | After this, I’m done with making elaborate cakes. | 1.2264 | 0.06398 | 53 | 42 | 10 | 1 |
4167 | Those sous vide classes were a waste of time. | 1.2264 | 0.05804 | 53 | 41 | 12 | 0 |
4168 | Clearly our cooking didn’t stick to his ribs! | 1.2264 | 0.04299 | 106 | 83 | 22 | 1 |
4169 | Where do you think they keep the sweetbreads? | 1.2264 | 0.07447 | 53 | 44 | 6 | 3 |
4170 | The meaning of “true chef” has gone too far. | 1.2264 | 0.07447 | 53 | 44 | 6 | 3 |
4171 | I guess Jonah doesn't like pancakes. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
4172 | It's your turn to forage for krill. | 1.2262 | 0.04592 | 84 | 65 | 19 | 0 |
4173 | Can we get some shrimp please? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
4174 | All I want is one caviar. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
4175 | I think it knew what we had in mind. | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
4176 | I guess this is why we failed the "mise en place" exam. | 1.2258 | 0.05353 | 62 | 48 | 14 | 0 |
4177 | That's the last time I'm ever going to try working with fresh whale! | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
4178 | At least we know it's fresh." | 1.2258 | 0.05353 | 62 | 48 | 14 | 0 |
4179 | Here's a job," you said. "All-you-can-eat" ribs, nothing but ribs - how bad can it be | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
4180 | I know the customer wanted it rare but this is ridiculous. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
4181 | So, you think Jonah was just a myth. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
4182 | Were you lying? | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
4183 | So, Jonah, this is your source for belly of whale? | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
4184 | Whoa! Better get started on the potato salad .... | 1.2258 | 0.06673 | 62 | 51 | 8 | 3 |
4185 | The immersive eating concept sounded better on paper... | 1.2258 | 0.05353 | 62 | 48 | 14 | 0 |
4186 | Jonah's talking three-cheese omelet again this morning. | 1.2258 | 0.05353 | 62 | 48 | 14 | 0 |
4187 | I'm afraid the seafood special is us. | 1.2258 | 0.05353 | 62 | 48 | 14 | 0 |
4188 | I know how this probably ends! | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
4189 | Vegan cooking is looking more appealing every day. | 1.2258 | 0.05353 | 62 | 48 | 14 | 0 |
4190 | This is not what I meant by 'all you can eat restaurant' | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
4191 | Now I get why they call this place, House of Prime Rib. | 1.2258 | 0.06673 | 62 | 51 | 8 | 3 |
4192 | What if we call it "Jonah?" | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
4193 | We should have read the fine print on the “Top Chef” application | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
4194 | Did Jerry say, “The meat was in the walk-in? Or the other way around?” | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
4195 | You go high, I’ll go low... | 1.2258 | 0.05353 | 62 | 48 | 14 | 0 |
4196 | The invitation said “B.Y.O”...... | 1.2258 | 0.05353 | 62 | 48 | 14 | 0 |
4197 | Is this really how you get the ingredients for beyond burgers or is this just more hazing | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
4198 | Do you think Ms. Frizzle is coming back for us? | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
4199 | This is Spinal Tap?! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
4200 | Note to self...auditioning for Extreme Sushi was a bad idea. | 1.2254 | 0.04994 | 71 | 55 | 16 | 0 |
4201 | They say this neighborhood is up and coming, but it looks a little fishy to me. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
4202 | Like normal, we'll cut from the back to the front. | 1.2254 | 0.04994 | 71 | 55 | 16 | 0 |
4203 | I think this carrying the Farm to Table concept a little too far. | 1.2254 | 0.04994 | 71 | 55 | 16 | 0 |
4204 | Sous chef prepare the sauce - Oui. Sous chef prepare the mise en place - OK. Sous chef break down those steaks - I don't think so. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
4205 | Damn, this thing is on a diet! | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
4206 | I don't see a spare, do you? | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
4207 | What is it to be spareribs or roast dorsal fin? | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
4208 | turns out it does NOT stick to your ribs.... | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
4209 | I am too young to digest.” | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
4210 | Opening night and our only patrons were an old man an a puppet. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
4211 | You just had to get fresh kelp for this dish, huh | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
4212 | This has gotta be the worst Christmas dinner ever. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
4213 | They ordered sushi. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
4214 | Geppetto! Pinnoch! What's the big rush? Was there something wrong with the fried krill and seaweed salad? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
4215 | I still think Geppetto was being unreasonable; we’ve waited ages for this whale to swallow some kindling. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
4216 | What are the quarantine guidelines in here? | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
4217 | I don’t recall the Oculus feeling this small. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
4218 | It’s got to be really fresh you said...now what? | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
4219 | We’re gonna have to quit ordering our fish from Jonah. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
4220 | I told you it was a prime location. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
4221 | I told you indoor dining wouldn't work this year | 1.2247 | 0.04449 | 89 | 69 | 20 | 0 |
4222 | When they said personal chef for a big client, this isn’t what I pictured. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
4223 | This way to the wet market you said... | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
4224 | If you cook it,they will come. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
4225 | This isn't what I expected when they said "immersive culinary experience." | 1.2245 | 0.06022 | 49 | 38 | 11 | 0 |
4226 | I was sure he swallowed it! | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
4227 | Yeah, in a sad way, it does seem kind of fair! | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
4228 | I really should have brought a bigger frying pan. | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
4229 | Gonna need a bigger pan | 1.2241 | 0.06976 | 58 | 48 | 7 | 3 |
4230 | Jonah, I don't think we're in the Plaza anymore. | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
4231 | Well, that was the last of the krill. | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
4232 | If he stays on this diet one more day, I'm quitting. | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
4233 | We're gonna need a lot more béchamel | 1.2241 | 0.05523 | 58 | 45 | 13 | 0 |
4234 | I read a story about this somewhere. | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
4235 | I told you we wouldn't find the lamb sauce here. | 1.2241 | 0.05523 | 58 | 45 | 13 | 0 |
4236 | Remind me, which is the spare rib? | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
4237 | So this is why you don’t eat cheese before bed. | 1.2241 | 0.06976 | 58 | 48 | 7 | 3 |
4238 | This looks nothing like the tent in Berkshire. | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
4239 | Next time, tell him to call UberEats! | 1.2241 | 0.05523 | 58 | 45 | 13 | 0 |
4240 | oh no Ramsey’s going to be pissed. | 1.2241 | 0.06976 | 58 | 48 | 7 | 3 |
4241 | I hate being drunk | 1.2241 | 0.07396 | 58 | 49 | 5 | 4 |
4242 | This is not what I meant by “still moo-ing.” | 1.2241 | 0.06976 | 58 | 48 | 7 | 3 |
4243 | This is irony, right? | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
4244 | I'm having a come to vegan moment | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
4245 | Alfredo? I've a feeling we're not in Ratatouille anymore. | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
4246 | At least we won't be short of ingredients | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
4247 | Guess it’s ribs again, tonight! | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
4248 | What happened to keyhole surgery? | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
4249 | This is our final exam for culinary school? Do you know a recipe for ribs? | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
4250 | We will be here and the guests will sit downstream. If all goes well, the food will move on it own. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
4251 | This is the first time I've ever been asked to work from inside an ingredient. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
4252 | You too? I was told I would be a personal chef for Jonah. | 1.2239 | 0.05131 | 67 | 52 | 15 | 0 |
4253 | Are we sure this is the quickest way to his heart? | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
4254 | I didn't realize he was a customer. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
4255 | I think that distant rumbling is becoming less distant | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
4256 | This is very rare. | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
4257 | These themed restaurants are really getting ridiculous | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
4258 | When he ordered spare ribs, he didn’t specify what size! | 1.2239 | 0.05131 | 67 | 52 | 15 | 0 |
4259 | And I thought Central Park South was exclusive. | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
4260 | There don't seem to be any spare ribs. | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
4261 | So this is how Pinocchio felt. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
4262 | Look at the bright side Jonah, you're going to be famous | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
4263 | The tables have turned. | 1.2239 | 0.05131 | 67 | 52 | 15 | 0 |
4264 | Ironically, they eat such small food items that there's nothing to cook. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
4265 | Looks like | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
4266 | NO, DON'T YELL... CHEFS ARE SUPPOSED TO HANDLE EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE KITCHEN. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
4267 | I was expecting something more exotic. | 1.2239 | 0.05131 | 67 | 52 | 15 | 0 |
4268 | Jonah, where are all the fish? | 1.2239 | 0.05131 | 67 | 52 | 15 | 0 |
4269 | milennials did this | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
4270 | I think Jonah got tired of waiting for his dinner | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
4271 | These ribs are to die for! | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
4272 | I thought we signed up for gastronomy, but I guess I typed in gastroenterology instead. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
4273 | Let's hope they took the palate cleanser of the menu | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
4274 | Believe me, if it gets sent back, we're screwed ! | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
4275 | You had to insist on the freshest sea salt. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
4276 | Did we park the food truck on L1 or L4? | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
4277 | I’m starting to think when they said seafood cuisine they were talking about us... | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
4278 | ❤️ " I have a gut feeling, that we are having the same nightmare" ! | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
4279 | I swear the Oculus has a Sur La Table somewhere | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
4280 | I ordered this tuna from Costco | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
4281 | whale this sure is ironic... | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
4282 | I thought he was just ribbing us when he said we'd be working in the belly of the beast. | 1.2237 | 0.06379 | 76 | 64 | 7 | 5 |
4283 | I guess this was a bad idea for a restaurant theme. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
4284 | Just my luck to become a sous-chef for a master chef named Jonah. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
4285 | Look, happens to the best of us. They look really similar. But sometimes you just gotta say, "Hey, I put the wrong type of mushroom into that sauce." Just stay calm, and for the love of god, if you feel ants under your skin, remember: you'll be fine. | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
4286 | I hope Jonah was rescued from the whale, and not from our food. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
4287 | Hey Jonah, was this the “big fish” you were talking about? | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
4288 | So this is the job under ‘Sous Chef’. Huh. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
4289 | We've found the giblets, and it is us! | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
4290 | Somehow I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
4291 | When the sous-chef said 'Apprentices never last,' I thought it was a challenge. | 1.2235 | 0.04546 | 85 | 66 | 19 | 0 |
4292 | Chef Jonah only gave me step one. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
4293 | Uh oh, I guess we’ll have to take tonsils off the menu this week. | 1.2222 | 0.04934 | 72 | 56 | 16 | 0 |
4294 | You just had to explain the amuse-bouche, didn't you? | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
4295 | If only we had butter. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
4296 | Do you get the feeling that we’ve brought the wrong sauté pan? | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
4297 | I knew we should have bought him a cell phone! | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
4298 | I think we've been chopped. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
4299 | Gulliver said there was a kitchen. | 1.2222 | 0.05280 | 63 | 49 | 14 | 0 |
4300 | I told Captain we needed a bigger boat. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
4301 | You're sure that they said Jonah? | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
4302 | These reality shows are getting more and more unreal. | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
4303 | Jonah doesn’t know shit about seafood. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
4304 | Tout alors! Fried with Black Forest truffles and served with a fine burgundy perhaps?" | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
4305 | Where's chef with those knives?? | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
4306 | No, I can't explain where we are, but I wish we were elsewhere. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
4307 | Well, I guess it's ribs for dinner. | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
4308 | What are the chances we get some shiitakes today? | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
4309 | Jonah? Are you ready to order? | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
4310 | Aw man! What do we do now? They didn't cover this at schoo;. Sauté or filet? | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
4311 | The lengths we go through for good bone marrow these days... | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
4312 | It seemed like a good career choice at the time. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
4313 | I never signed up for making whale sushi | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
4314 | Jonah warned us this could happen. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
4315 | Chef Ahab is going to kill us. | 1.2222 | 0.06826 | 54 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
4316 | Soooo....it looks like Jonah is a no show. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
4317 | Who’s cooking who? | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
4318 | I hate these all you can eat buffets! | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
4319 | I was hoping we could find some spare ribs down here, but it looks like they are all in use. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
4320 | How long until the dinner bell blows? | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
4321 | On the positive side, I hear whale blubber is a great cooking fat... | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
4322 | I’m not so sure stomach-to-table seafood is going to catch on | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
4323 | I think we can be certain it's not the Holland Tunnel... | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
4324 | Looks like we'll be serving a vegetarian cuisine this evening! | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
4325 | Sir I believe we are the meal for today. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
4326 | I guess it’s too late to switch to a vegetarian menu for tonight. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
4327 | A touch ambitious on the, “meet the meat” theme, Charley, no? | 1.2222 | 0.05280 | 63 | 49 | 14 | 0 |
4328 | I thought I submitted us for the British Baking Show, but may have clicked on Biblical by mistake. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
4329 | Yeah,but I bet we were delicious. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
4330 | Our food is always fresh from the source. They ordered ribs. | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
4331 | I don`t think it`s fish that`s on the menu. | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
4332 | I sure hope we are going the right way. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
4333 | All this for a little wooden puppet? | 1.2222 | 0.05280 | 63 | 49 | 14 | 0 |
4334 | I guess he was still hungry. | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
4335 | I think we're not in Kansas anymore. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
4336 | A seafood themed restaurant you said. Build it and they will come you said." | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
4337 | Maybe we can interest him in one of our specials. | 1.2222 | 0.05280 | 63 | 49 | 14 | 0 |
4338 | This Moby Dick inspired restaurant really blows. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
4339 | He’s gotta be around here somewhere | 1.2222 | 0.04648 | 81 | 63 | 18 | 0 |
4340 | I see what you’re saying, but have you ever had an out-of-body experience? | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
4341 | So now we wait until after dark when we are sure everyone on the island is asleep... | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
4342 | We'll never get the stuffing done in time for Thanksgiving. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
4343 | The special just HAD to be local ribs, didn’t it? | 1.2222 | 0.06954 | 63 | 53 | 6 | 4 |
4344 | There really must be an easier way to this man’s heart... | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
4345 | Its a bit of a fixer upper, We can put the kitchen there, tables over there; and we'll call it Pinocchios' *chefs kiss* | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
4346 | c’mon man, when life gives you 🦞 seafood, you make Vongole | 1.2222 | 0.06826 | 54 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
4347 | Whale I guess it’s fish n chips for the special tonight. | 1.2222 | 0.05280 | 63 | 49 | 14 | 0 |
4348 | Are you sure this is where the catered event is? Double check that address | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
4349 | Is this heaven?” “No. This is what “they” call Tao | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
4350 | Jonah, I must confess. I always wondered where you got your secret ingredients. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
4351 | I don’t think I want to know where the gas line is in this new kitchen. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
4352 | Maybe the light is in the opposite direction | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
4353 | All of this food, and nothing to cook it on! | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
4354 | I just don´t understand why we´re not getting any repeat business. | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4355 | I don't think this is what they meant when they ordered spare ribs. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
4356 | I told you we should've left it to the sous-chef. | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
4357 | Call me It’s-meal. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
4358 | Looks like speedy Alka-Seltzer was here first. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
4359 | I was wrong; fish can be too fresh. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
4360 | So where’s the spare? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
4361 | I wonder where customer service is! | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
4362 | How does he gargle anyway? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
4363 | I’m beginning to think that perhaps there is no such thing as “whale sweetbreads”. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
4364 | At least we can whip up some spume. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
4365 | Now I know what 'rare' means. | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
4366 | Do not be overly disappointed; there is no way he would have fit in the pan. | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
4367 | Plankton. Check. Blubber. Check. Salt and pepper could be a problem. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
4368 | No, Alphonse. It appears we are not in Kansas anymore. | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
4369 | Did the chef change the menu for tonight? | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
4370 | The bad news is that I don't have any recipes for plankton. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
4371 | I think we both got chopped. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
4372 | I know it's a lot to digest, but we should really get moving if we want to find the gas range. | 1.2206 | 0.05066 | 68 | 53 | 15 | 0 |
4373 | I could have sworn the job application said Carcassone | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
4374 | Call me an optimist, but I can't help hoping the "Fresh Catch of the Day" will be something other than krill. | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
4375 | Where did you put the fish? | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
4376 | I honestly expected more from a place named Noah’s Gourmet Culinary Acsdemy | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
4377 | I see why he hired two personal chefs. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
4378 | Do you think this is karma? | 1.2206 | 0.05066 | 68 | 53 | 15 | 0 |
4379 | Something smells fishy. | 1.2206 | 0.05066 | 68 | 53 | 15 | 0 |
4380 | Now I understand why inside dining is so dangerous. | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
4381 | Looks like someone's already removed them." | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
4382 | Guess we'll have to skip the fish course. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
4383 | I don’t know Jonah ... foot traffic might be a challenge. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
4384 | Do you think we should still offer him a digestif?... | 1.2206 | 0.05066 | 68 | 53 | 15 | 0 |
4385 | We really need to consider our audience the next time we’re thinking about offering the seafood paella. | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
4386 | Home is where the heart is? | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
4387 | Looks like it will be bone marrow to start the evening | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
4388 | I thought the menu was plant-based? | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
4389 | Still not on board with this Whale Belly trend | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
4390 | Is that the R train? | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
4391 | He really did have an empty stomach. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
4392 | This "fresh catch" thing sounded a lot easier on paper. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
4393 | Are we in someone's mouth? | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
4394 | We’re going to get a bigger frying pan | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
4395 | Where is our sous chef Jonah? | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
4396 | I really hope there's another exit. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
4397 | Take the job on the cruise ship they said! You’ll see the world! Well, I’ve got your world right here buddy! | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
4398 | That's a lot of barbecue sauce | 1.2203 | 0.05442 | 59 | 46 | 13 | 0 |
4399 | I appreciate your initiative,Charlie,but what I said was I wanted to be the greatest chef in WALES. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
4400 | I'm beginning to think the locavore movement is getting too extreme. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
4401 | When I took the job, they said it was going to be seafood with a new perspective. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
4402 | I told you, any job posting that says no experience required is suspicious | 1.2203 | 0.05442 | 59 | 46 | 13 | 0 |
4403 | I have to give it to you. When they said you're a 'method' chef, I never expected something like this. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
4404 | And you’re sure the next Bake off was in Wales? | 1.2203 | 0.05442 | 59 | 46 | 13 | 0 |
4405 | Well this took a turn. Seriously, I was just looking for onions. | 1.2203 | 0.05442 | 59 | 46 | 13 | 0 |
4406 | I did not think he was talking about us when he asked for the freshest ingredients | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
4407 | The things we do for chef's "special" baby back ribs. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
4408 | I guess they were serious when they said they were just a bare bones operation. | 1.2200 | 0.06571 | 50 | 40 | 9 | 1 |
4409 | Come on man, must you always wax lyrical with the producers about your passion for spermaceti! | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
4410 | I didn't think I needed to clarify which Wales they were talking about. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
4411 | This restaurant has things inside out. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
4412 | Go heavy on the vegetables, you said. He'll love it, you said. We'll close early and be in bed by 9, you said. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
4413 | I think were a long ways from the kitchen... | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
4414 | guess Ahab didn't like the calamari | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
4415 | Where is the oven” | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
4416 | OK, this time Gordon Ramsey really has jumped the shark. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
4417 | -I guess this is the new whale-open kitchen concept they told us about.. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
4418 | No more coastal locations for the show, ok? | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
4419 | Never bring a spatula to a knife fight. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4420 | Now this, is a Catch of the day! | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
4421 | It's Calatrava's, latest. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4422 | Well, my succulent BBQ ribs have gotten their revenge. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
4423 | Here comes the catch of the day. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4424 | We may have gone too far In our search for authenticity | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
4425 | Every time he spouts, he scares all the diners away and blows out the gas ovens. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
4426 | umm... are we making dinner or are we dinner? | 1.2192 | 0.04875 | 73 | 57 | 16 | 0 |
4427 | Not the best time for a pun, but we have gone to this whale once too often. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
4428 | I think maybe Jonah has a marketing problem. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
4429 | This really isn't what I had in mind when I told the sous chef to 'stuff the salmon.' | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
4430 | Get busy--we've got a whale of an appetite to fill. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4431 | I thought our endless ribs promotion would be more popular. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
4432 | Are we cooking for Jonah or are we cooking him? | 1.2192 | 0.04875 | 73 | 57 | 16 | 0 |
4433 | Surfs up | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4434 | It’s an insider job | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4435 | Some days I really do wish I had become a Marine biologist... | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4436 | So this is where bad chefs go when they die? | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
4437 | See any spare ribs? | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4438 | Looks like we're today's Chef's Salad. | 1.2188 | 0.05208 | 64 | 50 | 14 | 0 |
4439 | I've got bad news. We're out of barbecue sauce. | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
4440 | Do you think we’ll have to wear a mask now? | 1.2188 | 0.05208 | 64 | 50 | 14 | 0 |
4441 | I think I'm gonna need a bigger pan! | 1.2188 | 0.05208 | 64 | 50 | 14 | 0 |
4442 | I'm sure Noah said he'd meet us here. | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
4443 | I thought there would be more krill. | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
4444 | I’m not too amused by this bouche. | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
4445 | Pinocchio and Jonah are hungry | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4446 | Me? I thought YOU brought the dry rub." | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4447 | Well,I guess we’ll need to come up with 3 days of blubber specials. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4448 | This sea-to-table concept is seriously flawed. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4449 | Looks like Trump got to this one before us! | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
4450 | Wasn't Jonah supposed to help us with this barbecue? | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
4451 | Wow can you flip an omelet | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
4452 | I hate to say it but I think there's a way out back. | 1.2188 | 0.05208 | 64 | 50 | 14 | 0 |
4453 | When we were invited over for fish dinner I honestly didn’t think they meant... | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4454 | I hate catering for billionaires. I'm always getting lost on the way to the kitchens. This time let's try left at the conservatory. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4455 | I don't know either. The ad said Jonah's Eats. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4456 | We will need a MUCH bigger pot... | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4457 | Jonah said to meet at vertebra #2. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4458 | I agree,this will be difficult to digest. | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
4459 | The deboning might take a while, I'm afraid. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4460 | Did they teach you anything about preparing Sushi? | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
4461 | When the cook becomes the cooked....the pan is empty | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
4462 | You get the loin and I get the flank, and if we survive, we share the shank! | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4463 | This person needs to eat more, I can see their ribs. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4464 | I thought I followed the recipe exactly but something seems to have gone terribly wrong. | 1.2188 | 0.05208 | 64 | 50 | 14 | 0 |
4465 | This could be one whale of a meal once the tides come in. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4466 | ‘You knew I was kidding when I said I was a marine biologist, right?’ | 1.2188 | 0.05208 | 64 | 50 | 14 | 0 |
4467 | I told you no one trusts indoor dining | 1.2188 | 0.05208 | 64 | 50 | 14 | 0 |
4468 | I'm not sure whales can be spatchcocked... | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4469 | At least the rent is low, in the Mouth of Hell. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
4470 | Was that a dinner bell? | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
4471 | Do you think he was pissed about the no substitutions policy!? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4472 | I've never seen Guy Fieri so hungry. | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
4473 | Well, I guess that decision’s been made for us. We’re preparing sushi. | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
4474 | Jonah's not back with the fish yet? | 1.2182 | 0.05620 | 55 | 43 | 12 | 0 |
4475 | If we stuff it properly, we're cooked! | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
4476 | I learned how to debone and fillet a fish in culinary school, but never after being swallowed. | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
4477 | I think I prefer the pastry class | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
4478 | I forgot the pepper! | 1.2182 | 0.05620 | 55 | 43 | 12 | 0 |
4479 | Rodney, I told you this was the wrong Disney set. | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
4480 | The boss says it's a rare delicacy, so make a clean cut. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
4481 | I don't care if you want to make filet mignon. We just have to make do with whatever comes down the line.... | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
4482 | Olive oil would have been a good substitute. | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
4483 | Candy Land has become really dark since adding role playing. | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
4484 | Is it too late to ask how he wants his meat done | 1.2179 | 0.04705 | 78 | 61 | 17 | 0 |
4485 | Something tells me this is not where the eggs are kept. | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
4486 | Are you sure this was what was on the menu tonight? | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
4487 | Well this certainly is quite the unexpected pop up kitchen location | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
4488 | The restaurant business has undergone a sea change. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
4489 | Portion size is getting out of hand. | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
4490 | You think any of our food is in here? | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
4491 | I don’t think we brought the right equipment... | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
4492 | Aww again? This same thing happened when I tried to take those Free Guitar Lessons. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
4493 | The rib to nowhere | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
4494 | So I guess tonight’s special is krill. Again. | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
4495 | Under the circumstances I'm pretty sure it's not a crime. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 67 | 7 | 4 |
4496 | And we were raw. No artistic value. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
4497 | Unless he has heartburn, we have no heat. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
4498 | As an outsider it is always easier to make decisions | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
4499 | Instead of spare ribs for tonight, I'm thinkin' "please spare us, ribs." | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
4500 | The recipe was posted by someone named "Jonah". | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
4501 | She said she's through with always being on the sauce. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
4502 | I said funnel cake , not tunnel cake ! | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
4503 | Sure is lonely in here. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
4504 | Tur-duck-hum-an | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
4505 | Sure the menu is always fish but at least we don’t have to pretend we like kale | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
4506 | I’m sorry. I forgot it. Ok? We’re just gonna have to make it work without the Himalayan sea salt... | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
4507 | Talk about a cutthroat kitchen... | 1.2174 | 0.05002 | 69 | 54 | 15 | 0 |
4508 | Who am I kidding, I don't have a sauce for krill | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
4509 | Whose Whale of an idea was this "Aqua Farm" to table Cuisine?! | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
4510 | How many orders for spare ribs, again? | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
4511 | Thinking about it, the order from Jonah@thewhale.com did sound a bit fishy. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
4512 | This may be too avant garde for a rib joint. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
4513 | Jonah and you better start praying. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
4514 | This doesn’t look like Kansas anymore! | 1.2174 | 0.05002 | 69 | 54 | 15 | 0 |
4515 | Are you sure this is where our class is supposed to meet? | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
4516 | I feel a scary move of the walls here.You? | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
4517 | We can do ribs for takeout but we don’t have any sides. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
4518 | Is this considered indoor dining? | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
4519 | I don’t think we have enough seasoning for this fish, Charlie. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
4520 | Inside look at cooking for one | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
4521 | Nose to tail eating is cool but maybe we sould have started on the outside. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
4522 | I thought our industry was eligible for the vaccine... Apparently we have to go through spinal therapy to get to the next phase | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
4523 | ‘Come on, Ishmael, let’s blow this joint!’ | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
4524 | I thought you said we needed alvioli” “No, I said ravioli | 1.2174 | 0.05002 | 69 | 54 | 15 | 0 |
4525 | I never liked seafood. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
4526 | I think you oversold this whole 'locally sourced' business. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
4527 | This wasn’t in the course description. | 1.2174 | 0.05002 | 69 | 54 | 15 | 0 |
4528 | I didn’t think my soufflé would end up next to a Doritos Locos Taco, but here we are. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
4529 | Basting both sides of the rib is a must. | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
4530 | Wait, where's Jonah? Wasn't he supposed to have the ingredients? | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
4531 | So this is what a ghost kitchen looks like | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
4532 | spermaceti? i thought we were going for vermicelli... | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
4533 | Where is he? Geppetto told us to meet him here at 4 o'clock and he'd bring everything we'd need. | 1.2167 | 0.06761 | 60 | 50 | 7 | 3 |
4534 | Did he say, we're having Jonah for dinner? | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
4535 | I don't think this is what the boss meant by getting into our work more. | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
4536 | Well,this escalated quickly... | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
4537 | Don't you think this is carrying "catch of the day" too far? | 1.2167 | 0.06761 | 60 | 50 | 7 | 3 |
4538 | We need to speak to procurement. | 1.2167 | 0.05363 | 60 | 47 | 13 | 0 |
4539 | He should have been here by now! | 1.2167 | 0.05363 | 60 | 47 | 13 | 0 |
4540 | Looks like we'll need to use the roaster. | 1.2167 | 0.05363 | 60 | 47 | 13 | 0 |
4541 | I though we were supposed to make dinner—not be dinner! | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
4542 | So the butcher and the candlestick maker got sick of you too? | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
4543 | This is not how I envisioned becoming a sushi chef | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
4544 | I just knew I would someday regret opting out of that sushi training. | 1.2167 | 0.06761 | 60 | 50 | 7 | 3 |
4545 | Acid reflux makes this job unbearable. | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
4546 | Steak au poivre... so close to the blowhole. He took such risks in his cuisine. | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
4547 | I think maybe I over-ordered the spare ribs. | 1.2167 | 0.06761 | 60 | 50 | 7 | 3 |
4548 | Geppetto said he'd meet us here with wood for the fire. | 1.2167 | 0.05363 | 60 | 47 | 13 | 0 |
4549 | Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here? | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
4550 | I don't think that was the door to get to the kitchen! | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
4551 | What kind of sauce should we make? | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
4552 | Maybe serving a krill soufflé on the cruise wasn’t such a good idea. | 1.2167 | 0.05363 | 60 | 47 | 13 | 0 |
4553 | Listen Jonah, I think we’re about to become a ghost kitchen. | 1.2167 | 0.05363 | 60 | 47 | 13 | 0 |
4554 | They weren’t messing around when they said a barebones kitchen | 1.2167 | 0.07167 | 60 | 51 | 5 | 4 |
4555 | It has 3 Michelin Starfish | 1.2167 | 0.05363 | 60 | 47 | 13 | 0 |
4556 | I don't know about this whole, 'In Search of Anthony Bordain' concept show. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
4557 | Now you know how a seafood buffet feels | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
4558 | Figured we'd call the restaurant Jonah and moor it in international waters to avoid the Covid restrictions. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
4559 | The trail has gone cold. | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
4560 | I hope she swallows some fresh fish soon. I was planning a ceviche for dinner. | 1.2162 | 0.04818 | 74 | 58 | 16 | 0 |
4561 | Stop your blubbering and start deboning. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
4562 | I’m never gonna make it through cooking school. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
4563 | When I was accepted on Can You Cook This?, I never imagined having to cook my way out of a whale. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
4564 | I told you should've turned left at the loin. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
4565 | I fear we're destined for a ghost kitchen. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
4566 | Oops, I think we made a wrong turn! | 1.2162 | 0.04818 | 74 | 58 | 16 | 0 |
4567 | No, l think the giblets must be down the other way. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
4568 | Apparently the Chairman's "Secret Ingredient" was not impressed. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
4569 | I thought you ordered the blubber. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
4570 | Darn it, I should have brought a bigger pan. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
4571 | Are you sure that this is where we were supposed to cater Jonah’s party? | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
4572 | Was the culinary institute actually preparing us for this? | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
4573 | I told you there wouldn't be any mushrooms here. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
4574 | Fred.. did he say dinner for two or dinner of two? | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
4575 | Jonah is the hottest chef in the city right now. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
4576 | Chef’s hell? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
4577 | His wife warned me he has no taste. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
4578 | That was wild! Hey, where’d Jonah go? | 1.2157 | 0.07037 | 51 | 42 | 7 | 2 |
4579 | I was sure he was a vegetarian. | 1.2157 | 0.07574 | 51 | 43 | 5 | 3 |
4580 | I don’t know why, I pictured working at a bar and krill being different. | 1.2157 | 0.07574 | 51 | 43 | 5 | 3 |
4581 | Must have been one big baby. | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
4582 | That's a whale of an echo, echo, echo, echo, echo. | 1.2154 | 0.05139 | 65 | 51 | 14 | 0 |
4583 | And you wanted to go on a cruise." | 1.2154 | 0.05139 | 65 | 51 | 14 | 0 |
4584 | Probably should have brought a knife. | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
4585 | Well there should be enough fish-filet here to feed Trump. | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
4586 | How many ways do you know to serve blubber? | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
4587 | But how are we supposed to boil all of them? | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
4588 | I always thought that if I were eaten, I'd be savored in small bites. | 1.2154 | 0.05139 | 65 | 51 | 14 | 0 |
4589 | Well, we know what fat to use in our cooking..... | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
4590 | Welcome to the soft underbelly of ecotourism. | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
4591 | Look where your porchetta obsession has led us! | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
4592 | Looks like the red sauce has vessels! | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
4593 | Where is that little wooden boy? I told him we have to start the fire before dinner time. | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
4594 | I’m just saying. We work in a fish restaurant with whale themed decor. That doesn’t bother you? | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
4595 | I know the ad clearly said ‘gastropub,’ but still... | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
4596 | Are we in Mars? No, still on lockdown | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
4597 | Chef's Treat!" Took on a whole new meaning | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
4598 | This is the last time I’m taking culinary advice from a TikTok | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
4599 | . Hey GeppettoWhat’s the menú for today ? | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
4600 | ‘What did one chef say to another when they were stuck inside a whale?’ | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
4601 | They always work us to the bone. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
4602 | You said it was vegan. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
4603 | I don't think there's enough fennel sausage, sautéed celery or dry bread in the world to stuff this. | 1.2152 | 0.04653 | 79 | 62 | 17 | 0 |
4604 | Big projects can sometimes be better evaluated from the inside out | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
4605 | What exactly did the chef say was on menu? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
4606 | Have we really cooked and served it all? | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
4607 | I told you that tongue looked awful big... | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
4608 | We need to fire up the grill for this! | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
4609 | I thought you said this was the way to the heart, but now we're completely lost. | 1.2152 | 0.04653 | 79 | 62 | 17 | 0 |
4610 | They went too far on the growth hormone dosage. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
4611 | What did he order? Krilled cheese!? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
4612 | do you think we can make souffles in this echo chamber? | 1.2143 | 0.06091 | 56 | 45 | 10 | 1 |
4613 | Jonah’s Fish and Chips really make the experience authentic. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
4614 | Noah said this would be the ideal kitchen, but where’s the stone? | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
4615 | Did you bring the giant antacids? | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
4616 | When I said 'I have bigger fish to fry', I didn't mean this | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
4617 | IT MAY NOT BE A YELLOW WOOD, BUT I DO SEE TWO ROADS OUT OF HERE | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
4618 | And, you'll need a much much bigger spatula, too. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
4619 | So I guess we should do ribs. | 1.2143 | 0.06091 | 56 | 45 | 10 | 1 |
4620 | Not sure where to begin with sautéing whale filets, Jonah. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
4621 | All the plastic’s scraped up, get that sushi wagon in here while the tide’s still out | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
4622 | That notes that says “Jonah was Here” is not comforting. | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
4623 | They took our stove! | 1.2143 | 0.06091 | 56 | 45 | 10 | 1 |
4624 | Our best bet is pretending to be butterflies and maybe it'll anxiety vomit | 1.2143 | 0.06091 | 56 | 45 | 10 | 1 |
4625 | Yikes! Where to start? | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
4626 | This is the last time I trust one of your half-baked ideas. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
4627 | Okay, let's just get the liver and get the heck out of here. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
4628 | Well, Chef said we needed to learn the business inside out. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
4629 | Seems we're really in the belly of the beast! | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
4630 | Now all we need to do is find the plankton | 1.2143 | 0.04940 | 70 | 55 | 15 | 0 |
4631 | So sad. Even curbside has dried up. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
4632 | He said “ Keep your powder dry” but this seems wrong! | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
4633 | I am not sure a krill omelet will sell.... | 1.2143 | 0.05533 | 56 | 44 | 12 | 0 |
4634 | We’re gonna need a bigger haute. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
4635 | Let’s think. What would Jacques Pepin do? | 1.2143 | 0.05533 | 56 | 44 | 12 | 0 |
4636 | The meatball rolled right in and disappeared. | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
4637 | I think my frying pan is too small. | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
4638 | Maybe this is when our expensive culinary training finally pays off. | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
4639 | I’m not sure how much longer we can stomach this? | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
4640 | Where the hell is Jonah? | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
4641 | This recipe is hard to stomach. | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
4642 | So, this is where all of our hard work ends up. | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
4643 | He ordered the chef's special. | 1.2143 | 0.05533 | 56 | 44 | 12 | 0 |
4644 | I guess we chose the wrong entrée. | 1.2143 | 0.06091 | 56 | 45 | 10 | 1 |
4645 | What's with the attitude about sushi? | 1.2143 | 0.06091 | 56 | 45 | 10 | 1 |
4646 | Where have all the carbs gone? | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
4647 | Something’s different, didn’t we use to have a plant? | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
4648 | Technically, it was “all you can eat” | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
4649 | I thought the plexieglass would prorect us. | 1.2143 | 0.07078 | 56 | 47 | 6 | 3 |
4650 | Now stop blubbing. I'm sure we'll have a whale of a time! | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
4651 | Not what I meant by expanding my palate. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
4652 | Well, offal it is!! | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
4653 | I hate when people order the endless ribs | 1.2143 | 0.06091 | 56 | 45 | 10 | 1 |
4654 | Today on Chopped... | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
4655 | I forgot red wine. I CANNOT make short ribs bourguignon without red wine. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
4656 | You start at the front; I’ll take the back. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
4657 | I’ve an uneasy feeling that the table has turned somehow | 1.2143 | 0.04504 | 84 | 66 | 18 | 0 |
4658 | so this is the secret ingredient? | 1.2143 | 0.06091 | 56 | 45 | 10 | 1 |
4659 | Fish and chips, anyone? | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
4660 | The irony of sushi | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
4661 | Two guys, one bowel movement. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
4662 | I hate making the Chef's Surprise. | 1.2133 | 0.04762 | 75 | 59 | 16 | 0 |
4663 | I find this situation a little tough to swallow. | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
4664 | He did say he wanted the chef special. | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
4665 | Apparently farm to table didn't go far enough. | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
4666 | Are you sure we're in the belly of the right whale?" | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
4667 | no fast food because of Covid? huh | 1.2133 | 0.04762 | 75 | 59 | 16 | 0 |
4668 | The success of 'The Bonefish Grill' sure came back to bite us. | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
4669 | So, when he said he’d like to have us for dinner, did he mention what’s on the menu? | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
4670 | They really were serious about resuming indoor dining. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
4671 | Start slicing so we can saute | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
4672 | He said it was here somewhere. | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
4673 | Should have brought a GPS | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
4674 | I should've mentioned that chefs are not included with the all-you-can-eat. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
4675 | Well, the cooking show audition ad did say they were looking for adventurous chefs . . . | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
4676 | Just for the record, I have never prepared ribs. | 1.2133 | 0.06379 | 75 | 64 | 6 | 5 |
4677 | I thought it was a coincidence chefs last name was Frizzle | 1.2133 | 0.04762 | 75 | 59 | 16 | 0 |
4678 | Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs... | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
4679 | Turns out, WE’RE the Chef’s Special. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
4680 | ‘No, I’m not listening to the rat in your hat anymore’ | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
4681 | So this is what the owner meant by an ‘immersive dining experience’ | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
4682 | We'll be in deep sh*t if we don't make it out of here before lunch | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
4683 | This nose-to-tail fad is just offal. | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
4684 | You did always want a bigger fish.” | 1.2131 | 0.05287 | 61 | 48 | 13 | 0 |
4685 | Maybe krill bisque wasn't such a good idea. | 1.2131 | 0.05287 | 61 | 48 | 13 | 0 |
4686 | Jonah, I don’t think the absence of diners has anything to do with Covid. | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
4687 | I knew we were in for it when Ms. Frizzle joined Le Cordon Bleu | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
4688 | I forgot how to get it on the plate from here. | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
4689 | I'm really doubting that ambergris is going to be the next trendy ingredient this foodie season. | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
4690 | I’ve boned up on all things dinosaur. | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
4691 | If he doesn't eat soon, we're out of business! | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
4692 | When you said I could be a chef at Chez Jonah, I thought you had a restaurant. | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
4693 | If you are dyslexic, you go to Johnson and Whales for Culinary School | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
4694 | I guess we'll be serving ribs again. | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
4695 | I think we should self-marinate. | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
4696 | Which sides should we serve? | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
4697 | Jonah, we’re not in Joppa anymore. | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
4698 | I thought we ordered pork belly. | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
4699 | I guess he was right...I wouldn’t like it the other way around. | 1.2131 | 0.05287 | 61 | 48 | 13 | 0 |
4700 | Are you sure this is really the way to someone’s heart? | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
4701 | They eat others to feel better about themselves | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
4702 | Reality cooking shows are getting too extreme. | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
4703 | This is not what I meant by indoor dinning... | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
4704 | I thought it would be darker in here | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
4705 | How'd we end up being the food? . | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
4706 | I sure hope the Ninevites like surf ‘n turf. | 1.2131 | 0.05287 | 61 | 48 | 13 | 0 |
4707 | Well that explains why she asked if I liked working ‘in’ seafood. | 1.2131 | 0.05287 | 61 | 48 | 13 | 0 |
4708 | Digesting what’s required of the job | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
4709 | I heard this part of town can get a little sketchy after dark. | 1.2131 | 0.05287 | 61 | 48 | 13 | 0 |
4710 | You learn a lot about a chef after he’s eaten. | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
4711 | Nothing with feathers, OK? | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
4712 | I've heard of hollow legs but this is ridiculous! | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
4713 | You want shrimp I'll take you to the mother lode, he said. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
4714 | We need to be more specific when we ask for back up. | 1.2125 | 0.04602 | 80 | 63 | 17 | 0 |
4715 | Lotsa fish in the ocean," they said. Promises. Promises | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
4716 | Shouldn’t we try to maintain 6 feet between us. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
4717 | Hey Larry, before we're digested, I had sex with your wife. Three summers ago on that vacation we took to the Cayman Islands. You had gone on that sightseeing tour while you wife and I went to the spa. I fucked her in the changing room. I'm sorry. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
4718 | Please tell me you know how to make barbecue sauce. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
4719 | I think we might have gone a bit too far with farm to table cuisine. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
4720 | I'm thinking of quitting Chez Ribs. | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
4721 | I see they really needed to boost the ratings for the new season of Top Chef. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4722 | I know it's trendy to have interesting anecdotes to introduce recipes, but I worry no one is going to believe this. | 1.2121 | 0.05071 | 66 | 52 | 14 | 0 |
4723 | We made a wrong turn, this isn't the way to his heart. | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
4724 | Grill...I said grill...not krill | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
4725 | Guess we won't be making short ribs! | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
4726 | You cook flotsam and I cook jetsam ... where is the butter? | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4727 | Should we make a foam dressing with this whale steak? | 1.2121 | 0.05071 | 66 | 52 | 14 | 0 |
4728 | How long did it take Jonah? | 1.2121 | 0.06660 | 66 | 56 | 6 | 4 |
4729 | May be high concept, but I just know this dining concept is going to catch on. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4730 | The cupboard is bare. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4731 | Huh, I guess he likes his food raw, who would have thought | 1.2121 | 0.05071 | 66 | 52 | 14 | 0 |
4732 | Are you sure this is the way to a woman's heart? | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
4733 | I know he's free, but what about us? | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4734 | I thought that because it's Friday ..... | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4735 | Wow! She ate us just to show us nothing we're cooking for her is sticking to her ribs. | 1.2121 | 0.05071 | 66 | 52 | 14 | 0 |
4736 | Well, at least we don't have to wear masks in here. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4737 | Someone got to the offal before we did. | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
4738 | With this judge,his bite is worse than his bark. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4739 | why did you have to say "Chew on that dumbo!" | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4740 | This isn't what I meant by bone-in ribeye. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4741 | I know I said I wanted really fresh fish, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2121 | 0.05071 | 66 | 52 | 14 | 0 |
4742 | But I thought that the dinosaur rib special was only on Tuesdays' | 1.2121 | 0.05071 | 66 | 52 | 14 | 0 |
4743 | All these ribs and no access to BBQ sauce ! | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4744 | From this angle the grass does look a bit greener. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4745 | I'll never forgive Job for recommending this gig. | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
4746 | Is this what you meant by bigger fish to fry? | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
4747 | When you see the first potato comin, run for your life. | 1.2121 | 0.05071 | 66 | 52 | 14 | 0 |
4748 | What a situation we are in. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4749 | This is not what I envisioned when he said he wanted to quench his palette. | 1.2121 | 0.05071 | 66 | 52 | 14 | 0 |
4750 | That virtual culinary school has led us astray | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4751 | Chefs (on) table | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
4752 | Chef’s tasting menu | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4753 | Wait a minute, wasn’t this the person who asked for a takeout box? | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4754 | did you say you killed it completely? | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
4755 | You have to be one with the food | 1.2121 | 0.05071 | 66 | 52 | 14 | 0 |
4756 | If someone orders this one more time, I'm quitting. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4757 | Would you wanna read that recipe again? | 1.2115 | 0.06913 | 52 | 43 | 7 | 2 |
4758 | This is going to be a whale of a story. | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
4759 | I guess we call it "Chez Jonah's" . | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
4760 | Maybe we should have opted for farm-raised krill. | 1.2115 | 0.05719 | 52 | 41 | 11 | 0 |
4761 | When he swallows, be ready to sauté the krill! | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
4762 | Maybe we should have auditioned for the baking show. | 1.2115 | 0.06913 | 52 | 43 | 7 | 2 |
4763 | Well, I’ll take the ribs and you can go for the offals. | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
4764 | Now I get what they mean when they say “Home of the McRib” | 1.2115 | 0.06913 | 52 | 43 | 7 | 2 |
4765 | ...is this ‘irony?’ I still don’t get it. | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
4766 | I don't care what you say, whale blubber will never be an adequate substitute for butter! | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
4767 | Looks like calling it Jonah's Restaurant was a bad idea. | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
4768 | I was told we would be cooking for a prophet. This is not what I had in mind. | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
4769 | Well I guess we do ribs today.... | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
4770 | I knew we shouldn't have asked for the biggest fish they had. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
4771 | I think we've taken this foraging trip too far. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
4772 | This is the limit for theme restaurants. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
4773 | How can you claim sustainable practices if you don’t embrace regurgitation? | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
4774 | I know you said your creative cooking comes from the inside but this is ridiculous | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
4775 | I shouldn't have used the hot peppers in the sauce. | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
4776 | I’ve never cooked Republicans before. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
4777 | Step One: add salt & pepper rub to ribs. That’s us! | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
4778 | I could really use a colander right now. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
4779 | We may have taken this farm-to-table thing a bit too far.... | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
4780 | Just a simple task,” he says. “Get the caviar,” he says. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
4781 | We’re going to take sushi to a whole new level. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
4782 | No need to kill it, you said. We'll just steam it alive, you said. | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
4783 | Who's going to tell the chef the Brontosaurus isn't fresh? | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
4784 | I'm thinking Krill Scampi over Plankton Linguini with a Squid Ink Sauce. Think he'll go for it? | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
4785 | We don't have enough salt & pepper. | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
4786 | We might have gone too far with the seafood ambiance. | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
4787 | Perhaps flambé? | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
4788 | Well, that is fresh! | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
4789 | I fail to see the amuse here. | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
4790 | So, this is how it feels like , uh? | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
4791 | I think we ran out of all edible organs! | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
4792 | Aren’t we having a whale of a time now?! | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
4793 | I guess we’ll have to cook our way out. | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
4794 | I don’t cook, I don’t clean, but let me tell you how I got this rib | 1.2111 | 0.04326 | 90 | 71 | 19 | 0 |
4795 | I hate caviar. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
4796 | I think we may have gone a bit too far with the deep-frying. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
4797 | Did you tell chef the dish needs chiffonade? | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
4798 | oh man,did they eat us again! | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
4799 | Now let’s just hope he swallows a restaurant! | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
4800 | welp, guess we better repopulate the species | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
4801 | This is a strange place for training session with Head Chef Jonas . | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
4802 | Hey! We need food and guests fast or we'll have to shut down. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
4803 | I asked for fresh quail ! | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
4804 | The thought of eating our way out sans sauce is disturbing | 1.2105 | 0.05448 | 57 | 45 | 12 | 0 |
4805 | And I'd just perfected my coq au vin! | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
4806 | Our architect says this will get us a Michelin for Ambience. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
4807 | No, Ahab's is much a better name than Jonah's, mainly because of the guy lashed to the outside. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 76 | 60 | 16 | 0 |
4808 | I have some wonderful innards recipes | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
4809 | Hey, you agreed to the rules. I got us here. Now it’s your job to identify the spares. | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
4810 | When did the tables turn? | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
4811 | Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this side of pork | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
4812 | Well, now I hope we don’t gain traction. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
4813 | I guess we’re Kosher | 1.2105 | 0.06963 | 57 | 48 | 6 | 3 |
4814 | I don't think we were supposed to take a left from pharynx | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
4815 | They said that they wanted something to "stick to their ribs.." | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 76 | 60 | 16 | 0 |
4816 | Given a choice, I would prefer to exit through the mouth. | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
4817 | You just had to change your name to Jonah didn't you. | 1.2099 | 0.04553 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 0 |
4818 | I think I've solved it, Emil! It's the Baker, in the Brontosaurus, with the Puffy Hat. | 1.2099 | 0.04553 | 81 | 64 | 17 | 0 |
4819 | I didn’t understand they meant a ribs’ dinner | 1.2099 | 0.04553 | 81 | 64 | 17 | 0 |
4820 | We order short ribs and look what comes | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
4821 | I never thought Gordon Ramsey would actually eat us alive." | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
4822 | Filet for sixty-four. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
4823 | We hate to kick you out, sir, but three days and three nights is really pushing the limits of what the all-you-can-eat seafood buffet can offer. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
4824 | Guess we're going to go with ribs as the special? | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
4825 | The good news is there’s got to be lots of fresh seafood | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
4826 | Make pate they said. It will be fine they said. | 1.2099 | 0.04553 | 81 | 64 | 17 | 0 |
4827 | Sautéed Krill again. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4828 | I just wish we had more seasoning | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4829 | I'm guessing we'll only be preparing seafood from now on. | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
4830 | Do you think Jonah has ordered takeout before? | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4831 | This is too personal even for a Personal Chef. | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
4832 | Guess we will be having spare ribs on the menu for as long as we can see... | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4833 | The big one must have gotten away | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4834 | Brilliant! Of all foods, you volunteered “us” to source haggis. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4835 | Well, they say turn-about is fair play. | 1.2097 | 0.05212 | 62 | 49 | 13 | 0 |
4836 | I don't like where this is going... literally. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4837 | We'll get out of this, Jonah, or my name isn't Pinocchio! | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4838 | I should've taken whale off the menu | 1.2097 | 0.05212 | 62 | 49 | 13 | 0 |
4839 | One minute we were in Moby Dick, House of Kabob, and then....!! | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4840 | Looks like we took a wrong turn at the meat department. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4841 | Know any krill recipes? | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4842 | How long do you think Jonah will make us stay here to cook for him. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4843 | This is the appetizer? | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4844 | Balena mia! | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
4845 | Looks like the entrée is raw tonight. | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
4846 | I can't believe we thought Jonah was in here. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4847 | No,really.. My friend Jonah said this is the place to make sushi. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4848 | I guess starting a Jonah-themed restaurant in Nineveh was not such a good idea. | 1.2097 | 0.05212 | 62 | 49 | 13 | 0 |
4849 | I guess you could call this nose to tail. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4850 | We'll need a ton of stuffing and two barrels of gravy. | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
4851 | It sure is spare in here... | 1.2097 | 0.04677 | 62 | 50 | 12 | 0 |
4852 | Are we cooking fish? Or are we being cooked? | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
4853 | Let's just order a pizza. | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
4854 | I said rib eye...not the eye of a rib | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4855 | I told you the ribs were here. | 1.2097 | 0.05212 | 62 | 49 | 13 | 0 |
4856 | Well, they do say food is the key to a man’s heart. | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
4857 | Here comes the calamari, and wouldn't you know it? I forgot to bring the marinara. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4858 | I’m not sure what went wrong, it didn’t turn out like this the last time I made this recipe | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
4859 | So this what is what they meant by "ribbed for her pleasure" | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4860 | Ha, at least we won't starve to death. | 1.2097 | 0.05212 | 62 | 49 | 13 | 0 |
4861 | You didn’t add any garlic... did you? | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4862 | Pinocchio says the krill is too salty. Jonah thinks it’s not salty enough. I should have stayed at Red Lobster. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4863 | Okay then, we start from the inside and work our way out. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
4864 | It’s like some kind of Orwhaleian dystopia... | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4865 | We may have to take the words 'locally sourced' off the menu. | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
4866 | I think the smaller cut would have been sufficient. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
4867 | Perhaps bouillabaisse is a poor menu choice | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
4868 | It looks like blubber wont be on tonight’s menu. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
4869 | Well, kid, you wanted to work at the Science Museum cafe. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
4870 | Where did that sous chef go? | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
4871 | We can't do this unless we find Jonah. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
4872 | Do you think we should cook these ribs rare? | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
4873 | There's the anus. I knew we'd escape. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
4874 | Ironicly, I was prepating the catch of the day. | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
4875 | You're right. This pan is way too small. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
4876 | We must continue our quest for artisanal blubber. | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
4877 | We're going to need a much bigger knife if we intend to fillet this for that party of twelve at Table 6. | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
4878 | This reminds me of trying to find a gate at O'Hare. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
4879 | I guess Jonah's outta here. Best tipper ever. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
4880 | Talk about lean beef!! | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
4881 | They shaped the path and we are directed to motivate the whale. | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
4882 | It's sure to be a whale of a dinner.. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
4883 | It's much easier than catching it yourself. | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
4884 | Ah, the aroma of irony. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
4885 | Well it looks like it’s going to be fish again! | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
4886 | The fish is late again. | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
4887 | Nice walk-in, Jonah. Now how do we walk out? | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
4888 | You sure they asked for these ribs? | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
4889 | You take the thoracic vertebrae and I'll take the sternum! | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
4890 | Doo doo doo doo doo doo you think this will help get a lot of hits on our YouTube cooking channel? | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
4891 | How did they get “Kiss the cook” and “Eat the cook” so confused | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
4892 | Stick to the ribs good | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
4893 | That typo on the ad, "All can eat your ribs" really wiped us out. | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
4894 | we should’ve scaled it first | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
4895 | They said the sourdough starter would be easy to find down here. | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
4896 | For the best submersive dining ... | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
4897 | I thought the ribs were supposed to spend hours smoking, not us! | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
4898 | I didn't think I tossed it that far. | 1.2088 | 0.04284 | 91 | 72 | 19 | 0 |
4899 | I gotta tell you, Stan. I’’m just not feeling like doing the fish dish tonight. | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
4900 | OK, time to rethink the "all you can eat" campaign. | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
4901 | Where's that fish delivery? | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
4902 | Not sure 'ironic' was quite the word I was looking for, Antoin. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
4903 | I asked for a standing rib roast without GMO! | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
4904 | How did we get on this menu? | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
4905 | It'll take us a whole day to rub the marinade on the wall. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
4906 | Cheer up matey, nothin' but delicious ribs as far as the eye can see. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
4907 | Jonah, I'm not feeling hopeful about this new location ... | 1.2083 | 0.04820 | 72 | 57 | 15 | 0 |
4908 | There’s just no future in whale bellies. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
4909 | Maybe calling it Jonah’s Cafe was a mistake | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
4910 | When you said indoor dining....... | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
4911 | 86 on krill! | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
4912 | Well , we know it’s hungry. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
4913 | Do you smell saffron? | 1.2083 | 0.07268 | 48 | 40 | 6 | 2 |
4914 | So this is what motivated Melville to write "Moby Dick." | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
4915 | We're going to need a bigger kitchen. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
4916 | I just asked him, 'What would you like to eat?' | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
4917 | I think the way it works is the next life we are vegans. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
4918 | You said you wanted to try new avant-guard dishes. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
4919 | Dang! Krill again! | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
4920 | I told you not to fire that vegetarian pastry chef | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
4921 | Can we still call this cage-free? | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
4922 | I thought you said you wanted fresh sashimi? | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
4923 | Mr. Architect should not have been this much biophilic. | 1.2083 | 0.04820 | 72 | 57 | 15 | 0 |
4924 | Are you sure this is how to make a whale omelet? | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
4925 | That's why you only eat oysters in months that end in 'R'. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
4926 | This would be a whale of a restaurant location! | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
4927 | We have gone too far. Obviously,the salt is not here. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
4928 | You’re no longer the backbone of this operation. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
4929 | Cioppino is harder to make than I thought. | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
4930 | Album Cover: Spinal Tap: Looking for Marrow | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
4931 | I hope Jonah is hungry | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
4932 | A Bible would be more helpful. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
4933 | This is the last time I throw myself into my work. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
4934 | Ugh, the recipe videos never explain each step | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
4935 | I'm telling you...these Vegans are everywhere | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
4936 | I don't know any recipes using krill. Do you? | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
4937 | So that's what they meant by feeding time | 1.2075 | 0.05624 | 53 | 42 | 11 | 0 |
4938 | I thought you said we were cooking for the guest of honor! | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
4939 | Interesting space, but accessibility will be a problem. | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
4940 | Offering tonight's "All You Can Eat" menu was possibly going too far. | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
4941 | You tell me, Jonah. I have no experience extracting bone marrow. | 1.2075 | 0.05624 | 53 | 42 | 11 | 0 |
4942 | Two chefs walk into a boar... | 1.2075 | 0.05624 | 53 | 42 | 11 | 0 |
4943 | Jonah has fish to be fried. So where is he ? | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
4944 | We should have took the job in Nineveh | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
4945 | Well this is quite the mystery ingrefien | 1.2075 | 0.05624 | 53 | 42 | 11 | 0 |
4946 | I hate when they order “bone in”. | 1.2075 | 0.05624 | 53 | 42 | 11 | 0 |
4947 | To completely digest? At least a month. Why do you ask? | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
4948 | Well, we know who ate the nachos last night | 1.2075 | 0.05624 | 53 | 42 | 11 | 0 |
4949 | Call me a cab | 1.2075 | 0.07308 | 53 | 45 | 5 | 3 |
4950 | Jim, I think we should return to sourcing ingredients at Costco. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4951 | It was my brown sugar citrus skin treatment, wasn't it? | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4952 | I hope our cooking doesn't make him regret swallowing us. | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4953 | I've never been so much into sushi before | 1.2073 | 0.04504 | 82 | 65 | 17 | 0 |
4954 | I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4955 | whale whale whale, what happened here? | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4956 | I don't think we can find anything for the Vegans here | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4957 | Looks like the main exit's clogged. We'll have to go through the back door. | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
4958 | I'll never say catch of the day again. | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
4959 | I said spare ribs. | 1.2069 | 0.05365 | 58 | 46 | 12 | 0 |
4960 | I thought this was supposed to be "Beat Bobby Flay"!!! | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
4961 | What are you whining about? All you have to do is fillet one stinking fish. | 1.2069 | 0.05365 | 58 | 46 | 12 | 0 |
4962 | Jonah said he’d meet us here. | 1.2069 | 0.07279 | 58 | 50 | 4 | 4 |
4963 | "I guess we're out of haggis. | 1.2069 | 0.04368 | 87 | 69 | 18 | 0 |
4964 | The job ad did say we only cook with whale oil! | 1.2069 | 0.05365 | 58 | 46 | 12 | 0 |
4965 | Maybe opening a rib restaurant wasn’t such a good idea ... | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
4966 | Oops. I forgot the lemon pepper! | 1.2069 | 0.05365 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
4967 | Dammit, Jonah, these dine-and-dash pranks are getting old... | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
4968 | The show was to be called, "Cooking in the Wild." | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
4969 | If we ever get out of here, I’m going vegan!! | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
4970 | What did I come down here for again? | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
4971 | As a theme restaurant it has it’s drawbacks. | 1.2069 | 0.05365 | 58 | 46 | 12 | 0 |
4972 | No fair! If this is about retribution, it seems a bit disproportional. | 1.2069 | 0.05365 | 58 | 46 | 12 | 0 |
4973 | Are you sure this is The Oculus..? | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
4974 | I mean, they did say their kid would eat anything. | 1.2069 | 0.05365 | 58 | 46 | 12 | 0 |
4975 | Looks like the menu tonight is ribs with a side of indigestion. | 1.2069 | 0.05365 | 58 | 46 | 12 | 0 |
4976 | Who said cutting meat inside out was a good idea | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
4977 | Wow the heart and soul has really gone out of the restaurant industry huh? | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
4978 | this is not chicken | 1.2069 | 0.05365 | 58 | 46 | 12 | 0 |
4979 | Is it odd that I’m flattered we’re still down here? | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
4980 | I’d say it’s a choice between Rib Roast or Tongue. | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
4981 | Just our luck,first we had to close because of Covid,now our only guest is a wooden boy with a long nose | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
4982 | This place smells terrible. | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
4983 | I’m not feeling the hunter-gatherer psyche and I feel like we’re about to experience flooding. | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
4984 | "I'm starting to think Jonah was not the one who called for the catered meal" | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
4985 | I think WE'RE the catch of the day. | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
4986 | I should've gone to medical school. | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
4987 | I know we were hired to stimulate his palate... but this isn't what I had in mind... | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
4988 | I guess this means we've been Chopped. | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
4989 | You can prepare many tasty dishes; with a whale, within a whale, you're lucky if anyone shows up. | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
4990 | What do you think? Ribs or steak? | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
4991 | Um, this isn't what we were supposed to learn about at Escoffier! | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
4992 | So that’s what they meant by all you can eat prime rib! | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
4993 | When you said the specialty of the house is Johah Crab, I was picturing something a little less biblical. | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
4994 | What I said was; " you must cook it from the inside-out.' | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
4995 | So you were right, a Ratatouille reboot based in the sea would lack the charm of the orignal. | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
4996 | That was a close call. I nearly dropped my skillet." | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
4997 | Huh. Squid again. | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
4998 | Your idea about a fish restaurant inside a whale sucks. | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
4999 | So .... uh .... Jonah? | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
5000 | I’m sure he said Inside Edition | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
5001 | I don't have a single recipe for krill | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
5002 | At least everything’s local? | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
5003 | Where’s all the ambergris? | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
5004 | I feel like we’ve elevated charcuterie to a new level. | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
5005 | Hey man, do you believe in karma? | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
5006 | This internship has brought me to the end of my career. | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
5007 | Jonah is going to be so surprised. | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
5008 | Swallow Us Whole | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
5009 | He said he wanted the freshest sushi we could find. | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
5010 | The secret ingredient is Lord Farquad | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
5011 | i don’t remember this scene in ratatouille | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
5012 | I guess this is what they mean by turnabout is fair play. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
5013 | Well that certainly explains the after taste. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
5014 | Let's do prime rib tonight. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
5015 | Where do you want fo start? | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
5016 | I swear, there was an omelet station here an hour ago | 1.2059 | 0.06478 | 68 | 58 | 6 | 4 |
5017 | Now, we just need an axe and that giant ribs recipe | 1.2059 | 0.04940 | 68 | 54 | 14 | 0 |
5018 | How can they taste us if they don't even chew? | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
5019 | It seems we've Marzipaned our way into a corner. | 1.2059 | 0.04940 | 68 | 54 | 14 | 0 |
5020 | Jungle to table wasn't my idea you idiot. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
5021 | No exit, no take away. | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
5022 | Do you think we can quit now? | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
5023 | I can’t help but wonder if the beluga is worth its price. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
5024 | I guess I always knew their feelings, but I never thought one would act on them this way. | 1.2059 | 0.04940 | 68 | 54 | 14 | 0 |
5025 | Are you sure that whales lay eggs? | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
5026 | The exposed bones here are anatomically impossible. | 1.2059 | 0.06478 | 68 | 58 | 6 | 4 |
5027 | The trainee took 'you are what you eat' a little too literally. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
5028 | He has ordered whale filet. We need to start by removing the bones. | 1.2059 | 0.04940 | 68 | 54 | 14 | 0 |
5029 | Couldn't we spare a little freshness? | 1.2059 | 0.04940 | 68 | 54 | 14 | 0 |
5030 | So! What do we do with the leftovers? | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
5031 | Jonah!?! What do you want for breakfast? | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
5032 | I always cringe when they order the Jonah special with extra whale tongue. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
5033 | You said we needed to step up our avante garde game and create a culinary buzz but this feels like we may have gone to far! samll plates,sous vide yak burgers,sea foam dessert safe and trendy choices but this just feels wrong. | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
5034 | Relax, inside dining is really in these days. | 1.2059 | 0.04940 | 68 | 54 | 14 | 0 |
5035 | I did say I wanted to be a new Wave chef | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
5036 | Talk about mixed messages. When you mentioned sperm and humpback I had something else in mind... | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
5037 | Do you have cell reception in here? | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
5038 | You didn’t use your regular dealer tonight, did you!? | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
5039 | Did you forget the stuffing? | 1.2059 | 0.04940 | 68 | 54 | 14 | 0 |
5040 | Never trust a skinny chef” has a new meaning | 1.2059 | 0.04940 | 68 | 54 | 14 | 0 |
5041 | I swear, Pinocchio was just right here! | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
5042 | Dammit, I can’t shake the feeling I left the stove on | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
5043 | Let’s tackle this inside out?! | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
5044 | Ready or not, we open in three days. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
5045 | Wait... was it a left at the duodenum or a right? | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
5046 | I think we took a wrong turn at the blowhole. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
5047 | Now I’m usually not the one to call a concept too meta, but I think this one’s too meta. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
5048 | I knew they'd rise up eventually. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
5049 | We shouldn't of complained that the last shipment wasn't large enough | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
5050 | You and your ideas. A whale souffle of all things. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
5051 | Let's not do comfort food tonight. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
5052 | The kitchen is going to be way behind tonight. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
5053 | It's said he prefers Hebrew prophets | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
5054 | What’s up with the old dude with the beard? | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
5055 | My Ratatoui wants to know if you have a jar of pepper? | 1.2055 | 0.04762 | 73 | 58 | 15 | 0 |
5056 | Toto, I think we’re not in Kansas anymore. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
5057 | This submersive cooking class is ridiculous. | 1.2055 | 0.06156 | 73 | 62 | 7 | 4 |
5058 | Bouillabaisse? | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
5059 | But we ordered BABT back ribs.... | 1.2055 | 0.04762 | 73 | 58 | 15 | 0 |
5060 | I thought it was a mistake when Chef put Megladon on the menu. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
5061 | I like to really know who I'm cooking for. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
5062 | We died. This is our hell, an empty stomach. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
5063 | I wish Julia would have saved us instead... | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
5064 | Guess we could offer spare ribs | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
5065 | When they said it would be a crash course in Paleo cooking I wasn't expecting this! | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
5066 | This place is as empty as when I was working as a valet at Staples center during Covid. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
5067 | Looks like we're too late. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
5068 | I thought he said “whale done”... | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
5069 | I’ll have the ribs. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
5070 | I think we’ve come too deep for a live crab | 1.2055 | 0.04762 | 73 | 58 | 15 | 0 |
5071 | I always make a wrong turn heading to the Oyster Bar. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
5072 | So how strict a vegetarian are you | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
5073 | I thought Jonah was bringing the stove. | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
5074 | I know we wanted the most thorough culinary training in existence, but the next part is going to be rough. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
5075 | My mother would have been very concerned about this new restaurant space | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
5076 | Not what I imagined when I applied to be a personal chef! | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
5077 | I was expecting more. | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
5078 | I'm really missing my paprika right about now. | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
5079 | What? Your name is Jonah too? | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5080 | I don't think I want to be a Gastronaut any more. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
5081 | What were the odds St. Peter would turn out to be vegan? | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
5082 | Well, this is different. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
5083 | I know Red Lobster wants to expand their menu but really, ‘Shamu Scampi?’ | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
5084 | I don’t think we filleted the properly. | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
5085 | You and your fishy situations! | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
5086 | Seriously, if you say ribs I'll kill you. | 1.2045 | 0.06151 | 44 | 35 | 9 | 0 |
5087 | I guess we hollowed this thing inside out. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
5088 | I think we made a wrong turn at the sweetbreads. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
5089 | When they ask if it's fresh, we'll definitely have a funny story to tell. | 1.2041 | 0.06507 | 49 | 40 | 8 | 1 |
5090 | Wow...this gives a whole new meaning to social distancing. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
5091 | What would Emeril do? | 1.2041 | 0.07704 | 49 | 42 | 4 | 3 |
5092 | How do yon like your ribs done? | 1.2041 | 0.06507 | 49 | 40 | 8 | 1 |
5093 | Pity, I thought we'd find eggs. | 1.2037 | 0.06677 | 54 | 45 | 7 | 2 |
5094 | Do you get the feeling that Jonah was here? | 1.2037 | 0.05532 | 54 | 43 | 11 | 0 |
5095 | Is cooking on an empty stomach anything like shopping with an empty stomach? | 1.2037 | 0.05532 | 54 | 43 | 11 | 0 |
5096 | I think we're taking the farm-to-table thing too far. | 1.2037 | 0.06131 | 54 | 44 | 9 | 1 |
5097 | Where would Jonas have left the air fryer? | 1.2037 | 0.07181 | 54 | 46 | 5 | 3 |
5098 | ENTER TO WIN | 1.2037 | 0.06131 | 54 | 44 | 9 | 1 |
5099 | You’re the sous-chef so you have to punch the uvula like a punching bag | 1.2037 | 0.06131 | 54 | 44 | 9 | 1 |
5100 | Finally, our chance to build the menu at an exclusive and exotic new fusion restaurant! | 1.2037 | 0.06131 | 54 | 44 | 9 | 1 |
5101 | Gulp. | 1.2034 | 0.05285 | 59 | 47 | 12 | 0 |
5102 | And that's when she told me she didn't love me anymore. | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
5103 | This roast was supposed to be hormone-free, but I'm starting to wonder. | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
5104 | I thought they said Gastro pub! | 1.2034 | 0.05285 | 59 | 47 | 12 | 0 |
5105 | I’m not a doctor, but this guy is missing some organs. | 1.2034 | 0.05285 | 59 | 47 | 12 | 0 |
5106 | This is why I always tell you to sharpen the knives. | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
5107 | I see bone stock in our future. | 1.2034 | 0.05285 | 59 | 47 | 12 | 0 |
5108 | Sautéed krill makes a whale of a good appetizer, but is all this effort worth a mediocre one-liner and a krill cocktail? | 1.2034 | 0.05285 | 59 | 47 | 12 | 0 |
5109 | The customers just don’t seem to like our new decor.. | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
5110 | So, how do you cook a 'noah'? | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
5111 | Number 1, I said 'The ribs are in the walk-in.' Number 2, I told you never to flip the mysterious wall switch. | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
5112 | Awww | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
5113 | Jeff and Terry found, to their dismay, they had skipped the crucial 5th step in their preparation of the Thanksgiving Turducken... a tragic mistake! | 1.2034 | 0.06743 | 59 | 50 | 6 | 3 |
5114 | I suppose we wait for the krill to be delivered... | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
5115 | What does Jonah expect us to do now? | 1.2034 | 0.05285 | 59 | 47 | 12 | 0 |
5116 | We forgot the suspenders. | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
5117 | H"ow can we possibly make enough sauce? | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
5118 | I think the tables have been turned on us. | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
5119 | And you’re sure they said this would fit in the walk-in freezer? | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
5120 | You said a fresh fish, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
5121 | I told you that we shouldn’t do a Hungry Man special | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
5122 | I told you skipping step 6 was a bad idea | 1.2034 | 0.05285 | 59 | 47 | 12 | 0 |
5123 | OK...$10 your on. I have Jonah and you have Pinocchio. | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5124 | Can you guess what comes next? | 1.2031 | 0.05069 | 64 | 51 | 13 | 0 |
5125 | Yup. That's what you get for being the private chef on the Millennium Falcon." | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5126 | Why didn’t you tell me that your last name is Krill. | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5127 | Impossible to find a decent restaurant Job during Covid | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5128 | We're out of spare ribs. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
5129 | Suddenly "BE the dish" has taken on a new meaning. | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5130 | I don't think this is Le Cordon Bleu! | 1.2031 | 0.05069 | 64 | 51 | 13 | 0 |
5131 | Where’s Chef Jonah? | 1.2031 | 0.05069 | 64 | 51 | 13 | 0 |
5132 | I thought Julia Child said "with enough blubber,everything is good". Could we have gotten this wrong now that we are in the whale? | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5133 | Well, that was a whale of a party! | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
5134 | I think we went too exclusive with the new location. | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5135 | We could always do krillburgers again. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
5136 | Where does it keep the Krill for dinner? | 1.2031 | 0.05069 | 64 | 51 | 13 | 0 |
5137 | But the Governor said inside dining was safe?! | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5138 | I hope it swallows the guy who cooks the thing we sauce | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
5139 | Keep going south and there should be an exit. | 1.2031 | 0.05069 | 64 | 51 | 13 | 0 |
5140 | I wish he'd hurry, the 6 o'clock sitting is coming fast. | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5141 | It's an interesting concept, but I worry about the lease. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
5142 | I told you the steak was for the dog. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
5143 | Guess it will be rib steaks! | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
5144 | Let's see...one pot...one spoon...one giant fish...I think we need a few more things before we get started... | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5145 | Now I'm worried about that secret ingredient on the menu. | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5146 | I hope its whole this time, like Job, and not bits of this and that. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
5147 | Are you sure the recipe called for whale roe? | 1.2031 | 0.05069 | 64 | 51 | 13 | 0 |
5148 | This is not what I had in mind when they said it was a ‘No Fire Cook off’. | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5149 | We’re in the belly of the beast now. Karma, perhaps? | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5150 | I think we took from sea to table a little too far! | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5151 | I thought I this was a job at the House of Prime Rib... | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
5152 | No stress, I used to work in a ribhouse. | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5153 | I’m starving. | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
5154 | we better think of a way to feed it! | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5155 | I don’t want to be your sous-chef anymore. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5156 | Fillet? Fillet! | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
5157 | Do we really need to know the boat it came in on? | 1.2029 | 0.04877 | 69 | 55 | 14 | 0 |
5158 | It better be busy tonight | 1.2029 | 0.04877 | 69 | 55 | 14 | 0 |
5159 | Are you sure they ordered spermaceti and meatballs? | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
5160 | I didn't know BBQ'd King Kong Ribs was this weekend's special, | 1.2029 | 0.04877 | 69 | 55 | 14 | 0 |
5161 | The hard part is waiting three days for us to be done. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5162 | Bycatch is a real problem. | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
5163 | You think we’ll find the porpoise partially marinated in hydrochloric acid he asked for down here? | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
5164 | Why did I let you talk me into opening a plankton and krill restaurant during a pandemic? | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5165 | Jonah said it would be challenging. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5166 | Forget the upside down cake after this | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5167 | Looks like our ingredients have gone sour | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5168 | I did say we could use a little more salt. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5169 | See any wood around | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
5170 | Someone forgot to call the plumber and the electrician. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5171 | And where is Chef Jonah? I don’t know blubber aux algues | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
5172 | It's gonna be a tartar kind of day. | 1.2029 | 0.04877 | 69 | 55 | 14 | 0 |
5173 | Jonah did a runner and took the whole kitchen with him. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5174 | I still like your idea of working on a whale-watching cruise ship. This just isn't the view I had in mind. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
5175 | We brought the wrong tools for filleting this bad boy. | 1.2029 | 0.04877 | 69 | 55 | 14 | 0 |
5176 | They said some guy named Jonah would meet us here with the recipe. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5177 | Oh no. We are in the belly jelly. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
5178 | We’re gonna need a bigger … everything. | 1.2029 | 0.04877 | 69 | 55 | 14 | 0 |
5179 | Think we'll have anything left for sandwiches? | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5180 | Two chefs walk into the raw bar | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5181 | I think the tables have turned... | 1.2029 | 0.04877 | 69 | 55 | 14 | 0 |
5182 | What’s it look like again? | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5183 | that’s a lot of pin bones ! | 1.2029 | 0.04877 | 69 | 55 | 14 | 0 |
5184 | I can't seem to find the fish chef is talking about | 1.2029 | 0.04877 | 69 | 55 | 14 | 0 |
5185 | I don’t see any butter for the hollandaise | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
5186 | .Its bigger than I remember | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
5187 | Where's that Geppetto when you need him @$-+(#$! | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
5188 | Shit. Gluten free | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
5189 | I thought we made good food, but not like this. | 1.2029 | 0.04877 | 69 | 55 | 14 | 0 |
5190 | Who recipe’d who? | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
5191 | Maybe ipecac? | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
5192 | Kinda reminds me of doing liver in a food processor. | 1.2027 | 0.04705 | 74 | 59 | 15 | 0 |
5193 | and remember. No one likes their fish overcooked. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
5194 | Worst Pickleball court ever, | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
5195 | I guess it's been nearly a year now. You ever wonder if people back on the cruise line are missing our famous French toast Fridays? | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
5196 | I knew it!,we should've chosen a vegan reality TV show. | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
5197 | I’ll whip up a batch of clams casino and we can blast our way out. | 1.2027 | 0.04705 | 74 | 59 | 15 | 0 |
5198 | Didn't Jonah say this was the way out? | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
5199 | There goes the fish stew! | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
5200 | That was a whale of a banquet. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
5201 | Great,we've got the fish. Now where's the stove? | 1.2027 | 0.04705 | 74 | 59 | 15 | 0 |
5202 | Well this is a whale of a mess we've gotten ourselves into | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
5203 | I thought it would be bigger | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
5204 | They didn't teach us this in culinary school | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
5205 | the bitter truth..a most unpalatable journey !! | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
5206 | The reviews were right; I don’t see any “rib sticking” goodness anywhere. | 1.2027 | 0.04705 | 74 | 59 | 15 | 0 |
5207 | I told you this was too high-concept, and nobody would come... | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
5208 | They said to get started and they would be right down. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
5209 | I think we're going to need more croutons, onions, and celery this year. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
5210 | Let’s try this: we close our eyes, click our heels together three times and pledge never to sell any wine before its time. | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
5211 | At least now we don't have to work the brunch shift. | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
5212 | There should be enough space for a sushi bar. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
5213 | Oh Dorothy, looks like we're not in Kansas anymore! | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
5214 | Shoulda grabbed the pepper, Geppetto. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
5215 | I told you we were getting into our work too much. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
5216 | You go that way. I'll go this way. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
5217 | Please remember to order pre-cut next time | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
5218 | Is this what poetic justice means? We went from being sushi chef on a cruise ship to becoming human sushi for sharks. | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
5219 | I thought we would be developing a recipe for krill. | 1.2024 | 0.04724 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
5220 | I’m starting to think we are the dinner. | 1.2024 | 0.05813 | 84 | 72 | 7 | 5 |
5221 | Just wait until the bread crumbs arrive! | 1.2024 | 0.04724 | 84 | 68 | 15 | 1 |
5222 | I don't see any sushi. | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
5223 | I'm thinking a walnut-cranberry stuffing might be nice. | 1.2024 | 0.04410 | 84 | 67 | 17 | 0 |
5224 | I told you we should have turned left instead of right. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
5225 | A fresh Jonah's ribs special, huh? | 1.2000 | 0.05208 | 60 | 48 | 12 | 0 |
5226 | This is what the cruise line calls Paycheck Protection?? | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 85 | 68 | 17 | 0 |
5227 | I never said looking for a new space for our restaurant was going to be easy. | 1.2000 | 0.05000 | 65 | 52 | 13 | 0 |
5228 | I guess fish can be too raw after all. | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
5229 | So is this Heaven, or Hell? | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
5230 | I don’t think we will make it on time. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
5231 | Sushi is an Inside Job nowadays | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5232 | We shouldn't have fried those potatoes in whale oil. | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
5233 | Jonah, we’re here for your take out! | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
5234 | Please stop ribbing me. | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
5235 | Over there are the taste buds. Now tickle them, chef! | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5236 | So I guess Taco Tuesday is cancelled | 1.2000 | 0.05714 | 50 | 40 | 10 | 0 |
5237 | Whale, this isn’t where I expected to be..... how about you, Jonah? | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
5238 | Jonah started this...so, okay what are we are we supposed to do with this whalebone? Maybe a nice broth? | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
5239 | First we've gotta get outside the fish. Then we can worry about frying it." | 1.2000 | 0.05000 | 65 | 52 | 13 | 0 |
5240 | Wanna draw straws to see who cooks who first? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
5241 | A dash of paprika ain’t gonna git’r done. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5242 | " Looks like sushi again." | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5243 | He's already gutted. What is left? Cooking his ribs? | 1.2000 | 0.04815 | 70 | 56 | 14 | 0 |
5244 | Well, we built it. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5245 | I think that food gave me an upset stomach | 1.2000 | 0.04815 | 70 | 56 | 14 | 0 |
5246 | The boss said get some fresh pork belly... | 1.2000 | 0.05714 | 50 | 40 | 10 | 0 |
5247 | I feel like we really should have jumped on that outdoor seating option, during this pandemic. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5248 | So this is Jonah’s Rib House? | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
5249 | I think this is punishment for all those spareribs. | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
5250 | That's not what we meant by "All you can eat" | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
5251 | We may have to substitute the mille-feuille. | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
5252 | I can't believe the whole menu is à la minute. | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
5253 | I guess we'll have to get krill somewhere else. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
5254 | In the last episode of "Lost," our heroes were cooking omelets at the breakfast bar on the cruise ship's deck,when they heard an ominous thump against the hull. | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
5255 | Guess I know what’s—er, who’s—on the menu tonight.... | 1.2000 | 0.05000 | 65 | 52 | 13 | 0 |
5256 | Jonah what happened to the rest of the crew? | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
5257 | This could've been an email. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5258 | If only we could find the wishbone. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5259 | A good chef knows his dishes inside out. | 1.2000 | 0.05443 | 55 | 44 | 11 | 0 |
5260 | We haven't had any customers since Jonah, and he was on a diet, for heaven's sake! | 1.2000 | 0.04815 | 70 | 56 | 14 | 0 |
5261 | Rib Night again? | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
5262 | A heartburn sufferer's revenge. | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
5263 | Let's hope that he eats something other than krill this time. | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
5264 | I’m pretty sure one of the rib eyes just winked at me | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
5265 | I wish I'd at least seasoned myself first. | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
5266 | And what’s worse, we’re all out of fish. | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
5267 | smells fishy... | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
5268 | I didn't realize that whale was on the menu. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
5269 | Is it too late to give up sushi ? | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
5270 | I'm running out of recipes for krill. | 1.2000 | 0.04815 | 70 | 56 | 14 | 0 |
5271 | I think we're going to need a bigger knife. | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
5272 | I don’t feel like sushi | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
5273 | I thought there would be at least a hot plate in this whale | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5274 | We’re gonna need to order more wet naps. | 1.2000 | 0.05208 | 60 | 48 | 12 | 0 |
5275 | Are you sure Gordon said," Meet me INSIDE the Moby Dick at 4pm?" | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
5276 | Let's sing for our supper. | 1.2000 | 0.05443 | 55 | 44 | 11 | 0 |
5277 | Weird... Chef Jonah is never late. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5278 | Christ, it's Tim and Mel's cooking. | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
5279 | Looks like tonight's short rib special is off the menu. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
5280 | I think we are going to need more barbecue sauce! | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
5281 | You had to name the place "Jonah's" | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
5282 | [Editor's Note: Contest Cancelled due to exclusively receiving unprintable entries from the internet fetishist community] | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
5283 | This doesn't look like the sweetbreads department, to me. | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
5284 | Okay, we get it. Let us out and we'll prepare you a nice non-vegan meal. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5285 | I guess "Krill Cooks Wanted" wasn't a typo... | 1.2000 | 0.05208 | 60 | 48 | 12 | 0 |
5286 | OK,so I may have exaggerated a bit on my C.V. | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
5287 | They never taught me krill. | 1.2000 | 0.06030 | 55 | 45 | 9 | 1 |
5288 | So you know if we cook ribs we’re screwed | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
5289 | So much for getting any apples, I don't even see the stool he sat on! | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
5290 | We need a fire. | 1.2000 | 0.05208 | 60 | 48 | 12 | 0 |
5291 | Toto, I think we aren’t in Kansas anymore. | 1.2000 | 0.06389 | 50 | 41 | 8 | 1 |
5292 | They want fish sticks for 5000 guests! | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
5293 | No,we'd better stick to the breadcrumb trail. | 1.2000 | 0.05000 | 65 | 52 | 13 | 0 |
5294 | I thought Mrs. Frizzle said she’d be here by now! | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5295 | So my friend, Ishmael said "Call me, if you are looking for a job". | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
5296 | You were the one who asked for ribs that fall off the bone | 1.2000 | 0.05208 | 60 | 48 | 12 | 0 |
5297 | Huh! I thought it would be offal! | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
5298 | Sorry Jonah, this whale is not equipped for catering. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5299 | I told you that sous-chef was a real Jonah! | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
5300 | Fancy some ribs tonight? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
5301 | Well, they're not called spare ribs for nothing. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5302 | I call this dish my ‘deconstructed rack of lamb’ | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
5303 | Spare ribs for lunch? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
5304 | Is that Pinocchio? | 1.2000 | 0.05000 | 65 | 52 | 13 | 0 |
5305 | Chef said "To know what it is to eat you must first know what it is to be eaten" | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5306 | I didn't think long ribs would be such a popular menu item. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5307 | They’ll never believe this back and Lilliput. | 1.2000 | 0.04815 | 70 | 56 | 14 | 0 |
5308 | Personally, I think we would have made a better meal if we'd been seasoned with a citrus reduction, some lemon zest, and a pinch of salt. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5309 | We were having ‘a whale of a time’ until we hit that iceberg. | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
5310 | This can't be what they meant by 'locally sourced' ribs | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
5311 | Where's Jonah when you need him? | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
5312 | Do you have a bigger frying pan? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
5313 | Are we ever going to rest here? | 1.2000 | 0.05000 | 65 | 52 | 13 | 0 |
5314 | where's the recipe for krill? | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
5315 | I wasn’t expecting the meat to be this locally sourced. | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
5316 | This is the trouble with receptions in unfamiliar museums. | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
5317 | Time to think about going pescatarian. | 1.2000 | 0.06030 | 55 | 45 | 9 | 1 |
5318 | Now that you mention it, yeah, attendance does seem little light for tonight's gastronomy class... | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5319 | Every time we come in here I forget what I came for. Do you remember if I grabbed the butter? | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
5320 | Toto I don’t think we are in Kansas any more. | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
5321 | Herbie?? | 1.2000 | 0.05000 | 65 | 52 | 13 | 0 |
5322 | I imagine it...so much bigger! | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
5323 | The key is using only the freshest ingredients. | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
5324 | Guess I was wrong when I thought that this year would bring a renaissance in underground dining | 1.2000 | 0.05000 | 65 | 52 | 13 | 0 |
5325 | Turns out whales jaw room wasn’t hiring a new chef | 1.2000 | 0.05443 | 55 | 44 | 11 | 0 |
5326 | Yeah. This isn’t the first time I’ve gotten a little too into my work... | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
5327 | Out of the frying pan into the whales belly is not how the story goes. | 1.2000 | 0.05714 | 50 | 40 | 10 | 0 |
5328 | good news is we have lard, bad news is I forgot the filling | 1.2000 | 0.05443 | 55 | 44 | 11 | 0 |
5329 | This is taking dine in just a bit too far don’t you think? | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
5330 | I guess tonight’s course won’t be Vegan” | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
5331 | They said there would be caviar. | 1.2000 | 0.06389 | 50 | 41 | 8 | 1 |
5332 | While I appreciate the commitment to a bit, this feels like a lot of effort to just make a joke about being in the belly of the beast. | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
5333 | I thought tonight’s special was rack of lamb. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
5334 | I’m not sure this is how the Italian peasants did it. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
5335 | I think I might have left the stove on | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
5336 | When is Robert Irvine supposed to get here? This dinner is going to be impossible | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
5337 | How long did you say you’ve been doing this for, Noah? | 1.2000 | 0.06030 | 55 | 45 | 9 | 1 |
5338 | Your Quick Fire starts now! | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
5339 | These fancy restaurants really know how to deconstruct things. | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
5340 | Hmmm, ribs with a side of spring potatoes and organic greens?... | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
5341 | What is being in the belly of a whale if not ‘experience on our resume’ persevering? | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
5342 | I think I know what's for dinner. | 1.2000 | 0.05443 | 55 | 44 | 11 | 0 |
5343 | You saw that the new seafood restaurant was hiring? | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
5344 | I think we’re going the wrong way. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5345 | What would you caption this? | 1.2000 | 0.06651 | 65 | 56 | 5 | 4 |
5346 | Excuse me waiter, there's something in my Rib Eye | 1.2000 | 0.04815 | 70 | 56 | 14 | 0 |
5347 | Jonah said he'd be here... | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
5348 | where’s the pantry? | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
5349 | There’s only so much you can do with plankton. | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
5350 | You think whales ever...y'know....put it in the blowhole? | 1.1977 | 0.04320 | 86 | 69 | 17 | 0 |
5351 | I must have been absent when we covered this in culinary school. | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
5352 | Noah said all the food in the house comes through the front door | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
5353 | Yes Frank, when you said suggested Shark Tank for our new business, I was thinking of something else. | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
5354 | This wasn’t *quite* what we meant by ‘chef’s tasting menu’ | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
5355 | Do you ever get the feeling nothing makes sense anymore | 1.1975 | 0.04451 | 81 | 65 | 16 | 0 |
5356 | I think this is taking research a little too far. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5357 | I guess they won’t be having dessert | 1.1974 | 0.03255 | 76 | 63 | 13 | 0 |
5358 | I think we're the take out he called for!! | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5359 | I've never looked at it from this point of view! | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
5360 | Make no bones about it, the restaurant business has whaley swallowed us up! | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5361 | They said the kitchen would be bare-bones, but this is ridiculous. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5362 | I have such a great Jonah Special recipe. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5363 | I'm sure they can spare a rib or two. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5364 | Well he ate EVERYTHING including us. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5365 | You should have seen the one that got away. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5366 | What do you mean he doesn't want seafood! | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5367 | Are we cooked? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5368 | Gulp. Are we next? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5369 | Hmm....We left the vegetables outside. Now have to cook the fish alone" | 1.1972 | 0.04755 | 71 | 57 | 14 | 0 |
5370 | I hope the reopening is more than he can swallow! | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
5371 | I guess we're the dinner now. | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
5372 | This is not a good start for a vegan meal | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
5373 | The ad just said that there was an opening for chefs at 'Jonah's'. | 1.1972 | 0.05890 | 71 | 60 | 8 | 3 |
5374 | I wasn't expecting it to be starving | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
5375 | I told you we should never have named it "Jonah's". | 1.1972 | 0.05890 | 71 | 60 | 8 | 3 |
5376 | The exit? We've only just begun... | 1.1972 | 0.04755 | 71 | 57 | 14 | 0 |
5377 | Well this is ironic | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
5378 | Which way to the liver? | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
5379 | Did Jonah’s wait staff quit? | 1.1972 | 0.04755 | 71 | 57 | 14 | 0 |
5380 | Ribs, ribs, everywhere, And all the ribs did shrink... | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
5381 | I didn't mean THIS much off the bone. | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
5382 | Jonah...Jonah, party of 1...? | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
5383 | Don't panic! Maybe he won't like us and he'll send us back to the kitchen. | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
5384 | This curbside delivery thing needs some work | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
5385 | I told you no one would like your ‘Jonah and the Whale’ themed restaurant. | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
5386 | There really isn't enough krill for soufflé | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
5387 | I guess we should have had our mise-en-place ready! | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
5388 | With creative lighting, this might suffice. | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
5389 | I don't even know anyone who's read "Moby Dick." | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
5390 | Jonah suggests barbecue. | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
5391 | I said ‘stick to your ribs’, not ‘stuck in your ribs’! | 1.1972 | 0.04755 | 71 | 57 | 14 | 0 |
5392 | Think we made a wrong turn. I don't see any truffles in here. | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
5393 | Vinnie from DoorDash is late again... | 1.1972 | 0.05890 | 71 | 60 | 8 | 3 |
5394 | I told you to bring the pepper... | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
5395 | The ultimate cooking challenge, indeed. | 1.1972 | 0.04755 | 71 | 57 | 14 | 0 |
5396 | Don't worry, my boy said he can eat 50 eggs | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
5397 | I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure he lied about which way it is to the kitchen. | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
5398 | I swear to God, if we get out of this, sushi is off the menu. | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
5399 | I hate Fridays. | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
5400 | I hope we can at least get some butter. | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
5401 | Where did we go wrong??? | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
5402 | Can we still reconsider this reality TV contract? | 1.1970 | 0.06190 | 66 | 56 | 7 | 3 |
5403 | Hey, let us out of here! We aren't the ones that cook whale fin soup! | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
5404 | This is taking "get to know the source of your food supply" too far. | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
5405 | It got away! It got away. | 1.1970 | 0.04933 | 66 | 53 | 13 | 0 |
5406 | I know sea shanties are getting popular, but this may not work. | 1.1970 | 0.04933 | 66 | 53 | 13 | 0 |
5407 | At what point do the modifications to outside dining make it inside dining? | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
5408 | whoa, fuck. | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
5409 | On the bright side,we're not required to wear masks while prepping, and it's easier to socially distance.... | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
5410 | Job? Where are the fixins for today’s boulliabaise? | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
5411 | I am fed up with cooking the same thing every day. | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
5412 | You and your Seafood Cuisine!! | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
5413 | I hope you are a pescatarian! | 1.1970 | 0.04933 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
5414 | Sort of reminds me of that old line, “Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.” | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
5415 | ‘I shouldn’t have told them today’s special doesn’t have spines.’ | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
5416 | Okay, we're in the cavity, now where are the giblets? | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
5417 | 'I guess Jonah got here before us again'. | 1.1970 | 0.06190 | 66 | 56 | 7 | 3 |
5418 | Just desserts for a poissonnier. | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
5419 | Ishmael said don’t worry, all you have to do is cook for the crew. | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
5420 | How did Gordon do it? . | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
5421 | Are you sure the chef said it has to be 'fleshly' made? | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
5422 | The best tastes are built from the inside out | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
5423 | I told you, the restaurant business is dead. | 1.1970 | 0.04933 | 66 | 53 | 13 | 0 |
5424 | When he said "serve them for dinner" this is not what I had in mind. | 1.1970 | 0.04933 | 66 | 53 | 13 | 0 |
5425 | Where exactly are our compliments? | 1.1970 | 0.04933 | 66 | 53 | 13 | 0 |
5426 | I sooo miss the old days of GMO McRib sandwich | 1.1970 | 0.04933 | 66 | 53 | 13 | 0 |
5427 | Is it easier to get to this part of Hudson Yards from 33rd or 34th St? | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
5428 | I hate microwave cooking. | 1.1970 | 0.04933 | 66 | 53 | 13 | 0 |
5429 | When’s lunch? | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
5430 | First day of the Big Boned Special | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
5431 | I can’t believe we decided this was the year we’d get into Attack on Titan. | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
5432 | So this is what a juice cleanse looks like. | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
5433 | Do you still fancy some tripe? | 1.1967 | 0.06537 | 61 | 52 | 6 | 3 |
5434 | Fortunately it isn't a killer whale... | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
5435 | This is definitely not your average rib joint! | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
5436 | Maybe our theme was too ambitious. | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
5437 | Between us, we've got four rib-eyes | 1.1967 | 0.05132 | 61 | 49 | 12 | 0 |
5438 | I guess Jonah's not here | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
5439 | We’d go better with a little salt | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
5440 | You don't happen to have a fillet knife on you, do you? | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
5441 | Cooking for the Flintstones is starting to get old. | 1.1967 | 0.05132 | 61 | 49 | 12 | 0 |
5442 | I'd swear this wasn't in the meat locker yesterday. | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
5443 | I thought Jonah said to meet him here | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
5444 | This is awful. No offal! | 1.1967 | 0.06537 | 61 | 52 | 6 | 3 |
5445 | Forget mise en place. Looks like the meal is already served. | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
5446 | Seems like he already ate. | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
5447 | . . . and the health department says it is outdoor dining. | 1.1967 | 0.06537 | 61 | 52 | 6 | 3 |
5448 | I told you we should've taken that catering job in Nineveh | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
5449 | Talk about inhumane working conditions | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
5450 | We literally have a whale of a story to tell. | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
5451 | Ribs. It's what's for dinner. And breakfast, lunch... a menu perhaps a tad ubiquitous, but it does have a ring to it, eh? | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
5452 | Hey Jonah, do you still want fish for dinner? | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
5453 | I told you, he was still alive. | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
5454 | I don’t think we brought a big enough pan for this. | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
5455 | Did you forget to close the blowhole? | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
5456 | When they said, “the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach,” I don’t think they meant it literally. | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
5457 | I think we're too late ..all the juicy parts are gone | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
5458 | I told you to buy the RV... | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
5459 | Maybe I should have listened to my mother | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
5460 | When I heard that working for this chef would be like going into the belly of the beast, never thought it was THIS literal. | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
5461 | I think he didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
5462 | I think this might be a little too rare. | 1.1967 | 0.05132 | 61 | 49 | 12 | 0 |
5463 | Any guesses on the type of whale we're in? According to Finding Nemo, they have different dialects | 1.1967 | 0.05132 | 61 | 49 | 12 | 0 |
5464 | What have we gotten ourselves into? Literally. | 1.1964 | 0.06456 | 56 | 47 | 7 | 2 |
5465 | Tongue to table dining is the new frontier. | 1.1964 | 0.05357 | 56 | 45 | 11 | 0 |
5466 | Maybe making a ‘standing rib roast’ wasn’t such a good idea. | 1.1964 | 0.05357 | 56 | 45 | 11 | 0 |
5467 | It's a good thing offal is so on-trend. | 1.1964 | 0.05932 | 56 | 46 | 9 | 1 |
5468 | I've got a bad feeling about this. The ad said "Starbucks," but there was no apostrophe before the "s." | 1.1964 | 0.05932 | 56 | 46 | 9 | 1 |
5469 | How did we get this rotation in Master Chef? | 1.1964 | 0.05932 | 56 | 46 | 9 | 1 |
5470 | Looks like more of a food service Job. | 1.1964 | 0.06941 | 56 | 48 | 5 | 3 |
5471 | The location is hard to swallow but it’s the only place we’ve seen so far that isn’t charging an arm and a leg. | 1.1964 | 0.06456 | 56 | 47 | 7 | 2 |
5472 | Gee, it just looks like a whale bone with no blubber? | 1.1964 | 0.05932 | 56 | 46 | 9 | 1 |
5473 | You ever think we take the whole "farm to table" thing a bit too far? | 1.1964 | 0.05932 | 56 | 46 | 9 | 1 |
5474 | Whose food network are we on??? | 1.1964 | 0.05932 | 56 | 46 | 9 | 1 |
5475 | Ok... Cutthroat Kitchen has officially gone too far. | 1.1964 | 0.05932 | 56 | 46 | 9 | 1 |
5476 | Something didn’t feel quite right about ‘searching two world class chefs for whaler’, did it? | 1.1964 | 0.05932 | 56 | 46 | 9 | 1 |
5477 | Our boss said it was good for the economy | 1.1964 | 0.05357 | 56 | 45 | 11 | 0 |
5478 | Remind me how this couple's cooking class is supposed to go again? | 1.1964 | 0.05357 | 56 | 45 | 11 | 0 |
5479 | Dude, the cookbook said that store-bought was FINE. | 1.1964 | 0.06456 | 56 | 47 | 7 | 2 |
5480 | These food delivery services are getting out of hand | 1.1964 | 0.06456 | 56 | 47 | 7 | 2 |
5481 | I think we're taking this unique selling point a bit far... | 1.1964 | 0.05932 | 56 | 46 | 9 | 1 |
5482 | Gee, Jonah, I was never very religious, but this might be a good time to pray" | 1.1961 | 0.04445 | 51 | 42 | 9 | 0 |
5483 | Oh, it’s non GMO but it’s pretty far from vegan. | 1.1961 | 0.06275 | 51 | 42 | 8 | 1 |
5484 | At the very least we have quite a lot of blubber to work with | 1.1961 | 0.05615 | 51 | 41 | 10 | 0 |
5485 | yep, I guess you were right, people who loved 'Emily in Paris' have no taste | 1.1961 | 0.05615 | 51 | 41 | 10 | 0 |
5486 | Remind me again why bone broth is such a thing? | 1.1961 | 0.05615 | 51 | 41 | 10 | 0 |
5487 | You smell that? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
5488 | Why did we have to put "Jonah's Whale Liver - Fresh" on the menu?! | 1.1957 | 0.05914 | 46 | 37 | 9 | 0 |
5489 | I thought the menu called for a short rib | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
5490 | I don’t think the Vegetarian options will sell | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
5491 | The osso buco will be great but I'm worried about the noise level. | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
5492 | I thought there would be leftovers. | 1.1951 | 0.04403 | 82 | 66 | 16 | 0 |
5493 | To become a master chef you can’t only focus on technique, you also really need to get into the food. | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
5494 | Indoor dining just doesn't feel the same anymore. | 1.1951 | 0.04403 | 82 | 66 | 16 | 0 |
5495 | I don't believe we're making dinner; we are dinner. Otto Tufenkjian, Sarasota, FL | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
5496 | Our ribs menu brought crowds in. Our ribs decor drove them away. | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
5497 | Oh WHALE I guess!” “I really don’t appreciate the puns right now Ben.” “Sorry...” | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
5498 | We’ll just call it a branding choice. | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
5499 | What worries me is what happens when he gulps his next mouthful of krill. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5500 | I've worked in some tough whale places before, but I've never seen guests leave through the blow hole. | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
5501 | Never again will I make something mouthwatering. | 1.1948 | 0.04543 | 77 | 62 | 15 | 0 |
5502 | The new open concept kitchen is krilling me | 1.1948 | 0.05857 | 77 | 66 | 7 | 4 |
5503 | This guy has something he needs to get off his chest. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5504 | I don’t know Jonah, 3 more days and nights here probably won’t guarantee ‘21’ Club reopens. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5505 | Is it a bad time to mention that I left the ribs in the oven? | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5506 | It's just salt, fat, acid, heat, right? I guess we can work with this. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5507 | Beyond me..at | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5508 | Captain, this is going to be the last meal we make. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5509 | I'm worried. I heard that two miniaturized cooks were killed recently in Hungary by a Brown Tsunami. | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
5510 | This isn't the Michelin Star restaurant I wanted to be a chef in | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5511 | I knew it was bad karma when we wrote ‘Cooking With Blubber.’ | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5512 | 86 Jonah. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5513 | Ummm . . . I said gastronomous; not esophagus. | 1.1948 | 0.04543 | 77 | 62 | 15 | 0 |
5514 | I can’t believe you lost the chicken. | 1.1948 | 0.04543 | 77 | 62 | 15 | 0 |
5515 | Davy Jones’s walk-in | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
5516 | We are what we eat after all | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
5517 | Boneless?... | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
5518 | Maybe vegan cooking isn't such a bad idea after all | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
5519 | "Well, they did say it was an immersive class. | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
5520 | Who's the blubbering idiot now ? | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
5521 | I guess it’s sushi again tonight. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
5522 | Call Pierre, tell him we need our opponent here. | 1.1944 | 0.03773 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
5523 | I’m on the stomach diet: I don’t see food, I eat chefs. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
5524 | I don't see any spare ribs, do you? | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
5525 | Where did the fish tongue go? | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
5526 | Forget molecular gastronomy...we're INSIDE the cutting edge of nano-particle gastronomy! | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
5527 | This palate needs cleansing. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
5528 | I guess I got the wrong size pan | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
5529 | When they said we're serving whale tonight, we weren't told we would be the appetizer. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
5530 | I think it would be best if you stick to the recipe from now on. | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
5531 | Maybe we can reverse-engineer the recipe. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
5532 | Work is just not the same since Jonah left. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
5533 | It all comes to this. | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
5534 | It happened so fast, but how could you forget the marinade? | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
5535 | Tsk tsk, he didn’t go with the expensive oil, after all! | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
5536 | we cooked on gas converted from the light at the end of the tunnel and not tired a bit . | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
5537 | I feel like I’ve seen this in an episode of The Triplets | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
5538 | I fear our restaurant concept might be flawed | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
5539 | When my mom said the way to a women’s heart is through the stomach, I don’t think this is exactly what she meant!! | 1.1944 | 0.05814 | 72 | 61 | 8 | 3 |
5540 | The recipe calls for it to be filleted. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
5541 | I don't think we were given the right tools for this job... | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
5542 | Looks like we're cooked..... | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5543 | I told you not to use too many spices. | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
5544 | I guess krill is the secret ingredient this week for On-Location Iron Chef | 1.1940 | 0.06104 | 67 | 57 | 7 | 3 |
5545 | No table, no farm. | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5546 | When did Chef say he'd be back? | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
5547 | I know they ordered ribs, but these might be too big. | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5548 | Aren’t we going too far in making sure that the spare ribs are fresh? | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
5549 | How could we have known it was THAT Jonah who contracted us for a home-cooked meal? | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
5550 | How did we wind up on the wrong side? | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5551 | Hey, my horoscope was right. | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5552 | No, I'm pretty sure it's "Fry fry...grill krill--uh oh, here comes the "tsunami." | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
5553 | We had ribs last night. | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
5554 | Of course it doesn't smell fishy! | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
5555 | Ya think the dinosaur evolved to the dinersaur? | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5556 | I guess we are gonna do Ribeyes! | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5557 | Well, you said we should learn to cook it inside and out. | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
5558 | I forgot my pearing knife | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5559 | I'm tellin' ya', the walk to the pantry didn't seem this far a few hours ago. | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5560 | Jonah was right, this would be a great place to open a sushi bar. | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
5561 | I don't think this is what they meant by 'snout to tail' cooking | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5562 | The restaurant owner,Jonah designed the kitchen like the belly of a whale | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5563 | Somebody named Jonah ordered ribs! | 1.1940 | 0.06104 | 67 | 57 | 7 | 3 |
5564 | Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5565 | OK Bennie - get busy and whip up a vat of tartar sauce... | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
5566 | Let's change today's special to ribs. | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5567 | It smells like my grandmother's perfume. | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5568 | I think we’ve gotten turned around. | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
5569 | Maybe "Haute Cuisine du Baleine," catchy as it sounds, wasn't such a good idea for a new line of restaurants. | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
5570 | I'm rethinking nose to tail cooking. | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
5571 | This is certainly a unique food perspective. | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5572 | Our Mission is to create one whale of a fish sandwich. | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
5573 | Management said no sushi restaurant. | 1.1940 | 0.06104 | 67 | 57 | 7 | 3 |
5574 | Please. Anything but another year of banana bread. | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
5575 | We don’t need too cook food. We are food. | 1.1940 | 0.06104 | 67 | 57 | 7 | 3 |
5576 | I think I'm done exploring sea food | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5577 | Well we’ve got the fat, acid, and heat...just missing the salt! | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5578 | I don’t suppose you thought to bring Sterno, by any chance? | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5579 | . I didn’t see where it went; did you? | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5580 | Idk, this looks fishy to me | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
5581 | I'll have what she's having" | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
5582 | I think this is taking “compliments to the chef” a little too far. | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
5583 | Chef school never prepared me for this | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
5584 | We even didn't get properly cooked! | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
5585 | It's rather large, given we're still at only 30% capacity. | 1.1935 | 0.05058 | 62 | 50 | 12 | 0 |
5586 | Maybe we shouldn’t have opened indoor dining. | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
5587 | Uh, what did they say the secret ingredient is this time? | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
5588 | This wild boar is too gamey for my taste. | 1.1935 | 0.05058 | 62 | 50 | 12 | 0 |
5589 | Do you think we tried to cook too big a fish? | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
5590 | And when I woke up it was breaking ME down! | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
5591 | OK, so I'm thinking maybe we should change the menu to vegetarian for tonight. | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
5592 | I wanted to learn how to make bone broth. But this is a bit over the top! | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
5593 | Talk about a fish fillet! | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
5594 | Maybe we should rethink the plan of becoming a vegetarian restaurant. | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
5595 | Down the hatch! | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
5596 | Ok, I’ll hit it with the pan, then you turn it over until it’s lightly browned.” | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
5597 | Yes, I did say get some fresh fish for tonight's sushi menu." | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
5598 | I thought that being in the belly of the beast was an old wives tale... | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
5599 | This would have made a great fish-of-the-day special. | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
5600 | Jonah said he would definitely be here for breakfast. | 1.1935 | 0.05058 | 62 | 50 | 12 | 0 |
5601 | It would be so much easier to retrieve the L89 instead of The L3 that’s on the menu; won’t it taste the same after it’s been cut into 47 pieces. | 1.1935 | 0.05058 | 62 | 50 | 12 | 0 |
5602 | I hate seafood. | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
5603 | Note to selves, Ahab doesn’t do asparagus... | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
5604 | Must be the funny-looking mushrooms from the sous-chef, Jonah, that we put in the sauce. | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
5605 | This is sushi the hard way. | 1.1935 | 0.05058 | 62 | 50 | 12 | 0 |
5606 | Guess we won't be having short ribs tonight. | 1.1935 | 0.05058 | 62 | 50 | 12 | 0 |
5607 | Where are the whale's organs, right? Like whenever someone's swallowed by a whale it's like the whale's a totally hollow balloon with nothing inside besides a spine and ribs–where are this dude's lungs and shit? | 1.1935 | 0.06438 | 62 | 53 | 6 | 3 |
5608 | I don't think this is the right Eataly. | 1.1935 | 0.06438 | 62 | 53 | 6 | 3 |
5609 | We should have picked Tower of Babel; There is nothing to work with here... | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
5610 | No one said I’d have to debone a brontosaurus. | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
5611 | Beats cooking with a mask on | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
5612 | Looks like you made it to cetacean chef | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
5613 | Wait, you’re not sure of the guy’s name for this sous chef gig? Is it Joe or Jonah? | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
5614 | I never thought being a cook for the Navy would take us this far | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
5615 | Don’t report us to HR! We were just ribbing you! | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
5616 | '"And then I said, 'What would you like for dinner?'" | 1.1930 | 0.06352 | 57 | 48 | 7 | 2 |
5617 | I suppose pan-fried walleye is out of the question? | 1.1930 | 0.06352 | 57 | 48 | 7 | 2 |
5618 | The "Ask for Jonah" in the ad we answered should've been a clue... | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
5619 | I don't see a single spare rib! | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5620 | Some days, I just feel like my job is swallowing me. | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5621 | So you’re sure we never got that delivery of ribs? | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5622 | Since we don't have a fire, all we can do with the next batch is make sushi! | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
5623 | Honey, I Shrunk the Chefs" is now streaming | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5624 | I know he ordered a full rack of ribs, but this is ridiculous. | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5625 | I hope he swallows something vegan soon. | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
5626 | Chef Jonah's filet mignon recipe must have said in-bone, not bone-in. | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
5627 | We are so lost - here's Jonah again. | 1.1930 | 0.06352 | 57 | 48 | 7 | 2 |
5628 | Who did the interior decorating in this place? | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
5629 | So here we are at closing time: a cook, a line chef, and a pot and spoon to tinker. | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
5630 | Radicchio!! | 1.1930 | 0.06352 | 57 | 48 | 7 | 2 |
5631 | Okay Jonah.... now what ? | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5632 | You can never trust Pinocchio... | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5633 | Really Jonah, EVERYTHING! | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5634 | Jimminy Crickets! Someone has removed all the internal organs of this whale! | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5635 | How the turn tables have turned! | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5636 | I told you to stop writing A.C.A.B on every wall you cross | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
5637 | well, at least *somebody* liked the krill casserole | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
5638 | Pinochio, is that you? | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5639 | Was it too soon for indoor dining? | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5640 | Are you sure he said “fettuccine Geppetto”?!? | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
5641 | Which rib did they request we cook? | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5642 | Chef is taking these bone marrow appetizers a little too far..... | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5643 | Are you feeling the empathy NOW? | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
5644 | The worst part is - I’m a vegetarian. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
5645 | Whoever finds ratatouille first wins it all! | 1.1923 | 0.04491 | 78 | 63 | 15 | 0 |
5646 | They didn’t even think about supplying us with masks? | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
5647 | My Chefdom for an air hole | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
5648 | Apparently our stew really doesn't stick to one's ribs! | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
5649 | Think it wants dessert? | 1.1923 | 0.05519 | 52 | 42 | 10 | 0 |
5650 | I should have expected this, the invitation said 'We would love to have you for dinner.'' | 1.1923 | 0.04491 | 78 | 63 | 15 | 0 |
5651 | I thought we were getting the vaccine... not that we WERE the vaccine..." | 1.1923 | 0.06748 | 52 | 44 | 6 | 2 |
5652 | This is the final exam but I think I want my money back. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
5653 | Ribs. Seafood. Ribs. Seafood. Wish the chef would make up his mind. | 1.1923 | 0.06164 | 52 | 43 | 8 | 1 |
5654 | Did you say we' re having prime rib ? | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
5655 | So much for diaphragm-to-table. | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
5656 | This isn't where we keep the Short Ribs, is it? | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
5657 | don't worry about the giant snail"... yeah, and now the sushi is on the other foot dummy | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
5658 | Now we know how they feel. | 1.1923 | 0.06164 | 52 | 43 | 8 | 1 |
5659 | Shit, bitch. Da fuk we doing here? | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
5660 | i said 'belly of paris,' jonah. Paris. | 1.1923 | 0.04491 | 78 | 63 | 15 | 0 |
5661 | They requested Stromboli but I think this is Monstro. #pinocchio | 1.1923 | 0.06164 | 52 | 43 | 8 | 1 |
5662 | Is it red wine or white that goes with whale? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
5663 | An Iron Chef-Survivor Mash-up series was a bad idea | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
5664 | -"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" -"Yes. Irony." | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
5665 | Are we looking for Jonah or Ahab . . .I forget . . . | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
5666 | It’s so hard to make an interesting meal with krill | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
5667 | Picked clean. The bodega is expensive but it'll have it. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
5668 | Hey Rick...Um... | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
5669 | Bones for breakfast? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
5670 | I thought “Over the lips and through the gums” was a beer drinking song.... | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
5671 | I think we should take liver off the menu | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
5672 | This might be taking the farm-to-table concept a bit too far. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
5673 | I could have sworn this was the right way. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
5674 | What? Jonah ordered this? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
5675 | My name is Jonah. What’s yours? | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
5676 | What kind of sauce do we make for these ribs? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
5677 | In 20 years, that giant is really going to enjoy these ribs. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
5678 | I always tell my customers that my food 'sticks to your ribs.' But I never thought I'd be here to see it. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
5679 | How did we butcher this? | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
5680 | This “get to know your customer” part of the coursework is a bust! | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
5681 | I knew Ramsey was tough, but this is ridiculous. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
5682 | I know they said we would have to really go to the belly of the beast to up our chef game but this is taking it to extemes. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
5683 | Hey Nemo? You in here? Got a question.... | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
5684 | In-whale dining is an interesting COVID pivot | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
5685 | According to the bible It's not a whale It's a big fish | 1.1915 | 0.07222 | 47 | 40 | 5 | 2 |
5686 | I’m getting a feeling that the universe has just pranked us big time. | 1.1915 | 0.07222 | 47 | 40 | 5 | 2 |
5687 | Any idea what a stove looks like? | 1.1915 | 0.05801 | 47 | 38 | 9 | 0 |
5688 | I’m too young to die. I haven’t even covered myself with culinary tattoos yet. | 1.1912 | 0.04804 | 68 | 55 | 13 | 0 |
5689 | Jonah, now that we've given you your dinner, how do we get out of here? | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
5690 | Welcome to the new "Hells Kitchen" with Chef Jonah | 1.1912 | 0.06021 | 68 | 58 | 7 | 3 |
5691 | Hey- We are in Biden's brain !!! How the hell did that happen ? | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
5692 | I think we took a wrong turn at his heart. | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
5693 | Think on the bright side. Even Jonah didn't know how to make sushi. | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
5694 | I thought there'd be more food in the belly of this whale | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
5695 | I'm not sure this is what they meant when they said, "Only use fresh ingredients?" | 1.1912 | 0.04804 | 68 | 55 | 13 | 0 |
5696 | Uh, Jonah? This is not the restaurant, my man. | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
5697 | I think we are taking farm to table a bit too seriously | 1.1912 | 0.04804 | 68 | 55 | 13 | 0 |
5698 | I heard it singing, "Les hommes, les hommes, how I love Les hommes." | 1.1912 | 0.06021 | 68 | 58 | 7 | 3 |
5699 | We're going to need a bigger barbecue. | 1.1912 | 0.04804 | 68 | 55 | 13 | 0 |
5700 | I hear that our Purchasing Agent is trying out Costco's purveyor. | 1.1912 | 0.04804 | 68 | 55 | 13 | 0 |
5701 | Nine days? I’m not going to make it nine minutes in here. | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
5702 | Is it just me, or is that a light garnish at the end of the tunnel? | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
5703 | Hey this is a long spine....AND WHERES THE MEAT . | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
5704 | I hope Leviathan prefers pan frying. | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
5705 | Quit blubbering and have some intestinal fortitude | 1.1912 | 0.06021 | 68 | 58 | 7 | 3 |
5706 | Who wants ice cream? | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
5707 | Did we have krill on the menu? | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
5708 | Salt and fat are the secret | 1.1912 | 0.04804 | 68 | 55 | 13 | 0 |
5709 | Let's call it Job's Bar & Krill. | 1.1912 | 0.06375 | 68 | 59 | 5 | 4 |
5710 | I told you not to go through fish it | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
5711 | You know, when I signed up for culinary school - this is not what I had in mind. | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
5712 | There is something fishy about this gig. | 1.1912 | 0.04804 | 68 | 55 | 13 | 0 |
5713 | New socially distant interactive tour at Museum of Natural History? | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
5714 | I want to sauté the krill, but I don’t have garlic. | 1.1912 | 0.04804 | 68 | 55 | 13 | 0 |
5715 | Man, Josh was so wrong about GMOs being harmless | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
5716 | I said you didn’t need a formal degree for the job, what I DIDN’T say is that it would be easy. | 1.1912 | 0.04804 | 68 | 55 | 13 | 0 |
5717 | There has to be a better way to make bone marrow broth. | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
5718 | What kind of movie is this again? | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
5719 | These Midwestern meal proportions are getting out of hand. | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
5720 | We are two marinators inside the belly of a whale. | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
5721 | We're get through this - I've been in this predicament before | 1.1905 | 0.04987 | 63 | 51 | 12 | 0 |
5722 | You make a bad meal for Jonah too? | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
5723 | Now I understand the rule: No krill on the grill on the tip of the ship. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5724 | I don't even like ribs. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
5725 | Well, at least sushi isn't going to be a problem. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5726 | I thought she said, "Cook the kale." | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
5727 | Are we in the wrong whale? | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
5728 | I’m starting to rethink this whole ‘plankton to table’ concept. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5729 | Now this is a top challenge! | 1.1905 | 0.06343 | 63 | 54 | 6 | 3 |
5730 | We'll probably need to go heavy on the barbecue sauce. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5731 | Welcome to Jonah's! | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
5732 | Last I heard was a big sneeze, and now.... | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5733 | Our only option here is to make things hard to swallow. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5734 | I shouldn't have worn my chef clogs. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5735 | OK - you prep, I'll cook. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5736 | 'Burn the soufflé and I'll have you for lunch.' Give him credit. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5737 | Well Ralph, it just doesn't get any fresher than this. | 1.1905 | 0.04987 | 63 | 51 | 12 | 0 |
5738 | Well this is a bare bones establishment”. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5739 | There's only so much we can do with krill. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5740 | But... didn't they say this roller coaster was safe? | 1.1905 | 0.04987 | 63 | 51 | 12 | 0 |
5741 | The ad said "live-in chef wanted" but damn. Would it kill this guy to swallow a few chairs too? | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5742 | The one event we've stopped catering down here is the annual chiropractors' conference. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5743 | 86 the Rib Eye! | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
5744 | All he said was,"I'm sure you'll make a good dinner." | 1.1905 | 0.06133 | 42 | 34 | 8 | 0 |
5745 | Wait, how long were we supposed to brine for again? | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5746 | I guess now we know how our food feels. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5747 | Don’t worry I speak whale | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5748 | What do we do with this much shrimp | 1.1905 | 0.04987 | 63 | 51 | 12 | 0 |
5749 | I’m just glad this is Chopped and not Top Chef. Can you imagine? | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
5750 | Are you sure it’s safe to flambé in here? | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5751 | Opening a restaurant in a white whale was my “white whale” | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
5752 | When I said there was a new entree on the menu tonight, this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.1905 | 0.04987 | 63 | 51 | 12 | 0 |
5753 | Not as great a view of the T-bone as everyone said it would be. #tommyboyistimeless #Thenewyorkerreadersprobablyarenttommyboyfans | 1.1905 | 0.06734 | 63 | 55 | 4 | 4 |
5754 | Our food was so good, we were swallowed. | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
5755 | Hope you know how to cook seafood. | 1.1899 | 0.04441 | 79 | 64 | 15 | 0 |
5756 | This must be the Immersive Tuna. | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
5757 | I think we’re at the wrong rib joint. | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
5758 | Dang, the sashimi chef had all the knives but it looks like she got filtered out” | 1.1899 | 0.04441 | 79 | 64 | 15 | 0 |
5759 | I was sure I parked it right here... | 1.1899 | 0.05719 | 79 | 68 | 7 | 4 |
5760 | Okay fine, so maybe our portions have been getting a little too tiny. | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
5761 | Being a chef at sea isn't quite as glamorous a career as I thought it would be. | 1.1897 | 0.05746 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
5762 | Thank God your souffle went down well! | 1.1897 | 0.04229 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
5763 | Call me a schlemiel. | 1.1897 | 0.05193 | 58 | 47 | 11 | 0 |
5764 | I hope you brought plenty of marinade! | 1.1897 | 0.05193 | 58 | 47 | 11 | 0 |
5765 | How much garlic did you use? | 1.1897 | 0.05746 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
5766 | I have no clue what to create out of plankton. | 1.1897 | 0.05193 | 58 | 47 | 11 | 0 |
5767 | Do you think he wants us in white sauce or red? | 1.1897 | 0.06716 | 58 | 50 | 5 | 3 |
5768 | I think they got us this time, Pierre. | 1.1897 | 0.05193 | 58 | 47 | 11 | 0 |
5769 | Don't panic. We studied beef in culinary school, right? There's got to be at least two ways out of here. | 1.1897 | 0.05746 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
5770 | How are we gonna carve this one? | 1.1897 | 0.05746 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
5771 | i think we are going to need a bigger pot. | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
5772 | When they said "ribs," I didn't think it'd be THIS large. | 1.1897 | 0.05746 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
5773 | I didn't think our apple turnover would turn over quite so quickly. | 1.1897 | 0.05746 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
5774 | Look at it this way . . . we're working in a rib joint. | 1.1897 | 0.05193 | 58 | 47 | 11 | 0 |
5775 | I hope we don't have to cook this nose to tail. | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
5776 | How many recipes for krill do you think you can dig up? | 1.1897 | 0.05746 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
5777 | did you bring a face mask? | 1.1897 | 0.05746 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
5778 | When they said we were cooking in the belly of the beast I thought we were doing prison catering | 1.1897 | 0.06716 | 58 | 50 | 5 | 3 |
5779 | Acoustics seem pretty decent | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
5780 | I think that weird puppet maker gave us bad directions. | 1.1897 | 0.05746 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
5781 | I guess we are trapped in another autocorrect mispelling of an order. "A tuna sushi" or "a ton sushi"? | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
5782 | You're gonna need a bigger beurre. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5783 | Remind me – are we looking for Pinocchio or the Muffin Man? | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5784 | I don't know . . . you tell me, Jonah. You've been here before! | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5785 | If Head Chef doesn't give me a night off after this, I'm done. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5786 | It is now an acceptablesubstitution for EVOO | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5787 | I don’t see any spare ribs.... | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5788 | I thought they said I'd be a chef on the Prince of Wales... | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5789 | I think we can do without the giblets. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5790 | I guess whales can't resist your new sauce. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5791 | Au jus, Brute? | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5792 | I think we should have ribs tonight | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5793 | Is Noah our only possible customer? | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5794 | This is why I don't like cooking with live seafood. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5795 | Don’t let the NY Food Critics see this! | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5796 | I hate it when we serve ribs at banquets. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5797 | We're gonna need a bigger plankton supplier. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5798 | "Beef to table sounded like a good idea at the restaurant" | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5799 | How good are you with a fillet chainsaw? | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5800 | Isn’t it ironic... don’t you think? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5801 | I’ll take it the seaweed salad wasn’t to his liking. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5802 | I hate one-upping every thanksgiving | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5803 | But ribs were yesterday’s special. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5804 | I think we made a wrong turn looking for the Omelette Bar | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5805 | I hope you how to use that spatula, ‘cause shit’s about to get super fucked in here. | 1.1887 | 0.06058 | 53 | 44 | 8 | 1 |
5806 | Looks like Jonah’s new Antioch Seafood Diner best us to it! | 1.1887 | 0.05426 | 53 | 43 | 10 | 0 |
5807 | We should not have hired a sous chef named Ahab. | 1.1887 | 0.06058 | 53 | 44 | 8 | 1 |
5808 | Pinocchio, table for 4? Pinocchio? Damn that no smoking policy, they're gone. | 1.1887 | 0.05426 | 53 | 43 | 10 | 0 |
5809 | Too much tongue on the chef’s kiss. | 1.1887 | 0.05426 | 53 | 43 | 10 | 0 |
5810 | If you don’t salt the meat from ALL sides, it won’t be tender. | 1.1887 | 0.06630 | 53 | 45 | 6 | 2 |
5811 | Don't panic. The rest of the crew will be here soon. It's eyes can't be bigger than its stomach. | 1.1887 | 0.06058 | 53 | 44 | 8 | 1 |
5812 | Besides Jonah and Pinocchio business doesn’t look like it’s going to pick up this month again. | 1.1887 | 0.06058 | 53 | 44 | 8 | 1 |
5813 | He said it was modeled off his first studio apartment” | 1.1887 | 0.05426 | 53 | 43 | 10 | 0 |
5814 | I thought Job said this is where we were gonna film the next Nailed It cooking show!?! | 1.1887 | 0.05426 | 53 | 43 | 10 | 0 |
5815 | Oh dang! He ordered the ribs. How do we start? | 1.1887 | 0.05426 | 53 | 43 | 10 | 0 |
5816 | On a second thought,I think the fish auction was one exit earlier. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
5817 | Seriously,we need a bigger pan. | 1.1884 | 0.05939 | 69 | 59 | 7 | 3 |
5818 | What were you looking for? Me, I forgot... Misses Paul's fish sticks? | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
5819 | Now what? | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
5820 | Got any pepper? | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
5821 | I know he said he'd like to get outside one of our pies, but this is ridiculous! | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
5822 | We've been eaten tartare!? | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
5823 | Who thought a cooking immersive weekend would fun? | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
5824 | Jonah told me there'd be pizza! | 1.1884 | 0.04742 | 69 | 56 | 13 | 0 |
5825 | I'm starting to doubt that Rib Eyes Wide Shut is a cooking competition.. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
5826 | When I told him I'd serve up something that would stick to his ribs, I didn't mean both of us. | 1.1884 | 0.04269 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
5827 | Jonah got here first. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
5828 | You'd think that we'd be able to serve at full capacity here! | 1.1884 | 0.04742 | 69 | 56 | 13 | 0 |
5829 | Yes, I know our main entrees just swam away. But did they have to take the tables and chairs?! | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
5830 | Looks like we picked a baleen whale! | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
5831 | I told you the Trojans didn’t use a REAL horse! | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
5832 | Yeah, Jonah, I like to cook it fresh, but this is ridiculous! | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
5833 | How about Jonah's Seafood or is that too obvious? | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
5834 | So...where’s Johnson? | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
5835 | Don't look at me, you wanted nose to tail cuisine! | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
5836 | How do you fillet from here? | 1.1884 | 0.04742 | 69 | 56 | 13 | 0 |
5837 | Who farted? | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
5838 | This looks like it could be the perfect time to share your secret recipe for Roast Next to Last Leg of Captain Ahab. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
5839 | Jonah, if we're not krilled, we'll have a whale of a story. | 1.1884 | 0.05939 | 69 | 59 | 7 | 3 |
5840 | It's too dangerous to cook like this... We should put our masks on! | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
5841 | Wait, was it OVER the teeth and THROUGH the gums? | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
5842 | When Armie said he wanted us over for dinner... I didn’t think he meant literally. | 1.1884 | 0.04742 | 69 | 56 | 13 | 0 |
5843 | I knew you didn’t watch the end of Truffle hunters ! | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
5844 | Where is that liar? | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
5845 | Well, well, well...how the turn tables... | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
5846 | Too Much Salt. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
5847 | I'm guessing maybe we added too much water. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
5848 | Why on earth did you want to find out how those Onion Rings were fried? | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
5849 | I don't wanna know where the exit is. | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5850 | I'm afraid we've made a terrible mistake. | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5851 | I’m not seasoned enough for this position. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5852 | Jonah dragged us here to cook for him while he self-quarantined so where is he? | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
5853 | I think we're taking this Whole 30 thing too far. | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
5854 | You have to let it go. That cast-iron skillet is gone. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5855 | This is gonna be one hell of a barbecue! | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5856 | JO-N-AHH N-AHH n-ahh ahh ah a h! TIME F’ JONAH CAKES! ‘AKES akes ks s s ! | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
5857 | Didn't you tell them we needed to have this filleted? | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5858 | Jonah left us holding the pot and spatula. | 1.1875 | 0.05693 | 48 | 39 | 9 | 0 |
5859 | Do you get the feeling we're cooked? | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5860 | Well, Jo', that's the last of the blubber | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5861 | Let's call it, Man Cave Eatery. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5862 | The first thing we need is a stove | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5863 | I said the eggs were runny not running. | 1.1875 | 0.04391 | 80 | 65 | 15 | 0 |
5864 | I wish that crazy bastard Fusilli were here. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5865 | I'm telling you right now. It's going to be all about Jonah. No one's ever gonna mention catering. They never do. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5866 | Enough with Jonah’s ideas. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5867 | We need to update today’s menu | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5868 | On the one hand, it's an embarrassment of riches... | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
5869 | I thought the job listing said the restaurant served kale. | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5870 | I think we’re beached | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5871 | I hope you remember the details from that deboning lecture in culinary school. | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
5872 | I 'm beginning to think that the whole 'foraging' movement has had it's time . | 1.1875 | 0.06250 | 64 | 55 | 6 | 3 |
5873 | This is the worst reality cooking show yet. Ambergris the Hard Way? I'm going to fire my agent. | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5874 | I thought he would digest the fish slower. | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5875 | We should never have hired on to cook in a rib shack. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5876 | After everything else, there isn’t a stove either. | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5877 | So... How far do we have to go to get to this gourmet thing called the “uvula”? | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5878 | This is looking pretty offal. | 1.1875 | 0.06250 | 64 | 55 | 6 | 3 |
5879 | I don't think we are in the Hilton anymore. | 1.1875 | 0.04391 | 80 | 65 | 15 | 0 |
5880 | Late again! We gotta fire that barbecue sauce guy! | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5881 | I did thin you’re going to need a bigger oven. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5882 | He uses the blowhole as the dishwasher. | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
5883 | I told you we needed a bigger skillet. | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
5884 | Ever since Jonah left I’ve lost my incentive. | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5885 | This is the latest design in pizza ovens. | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
5886 | Do we need a fillet knife or should we just do a traditional bouillabaisse? | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
5887 | If it had just been Godzilla, we'd likely have been fine in the vegan quarter. | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5888 | I think we’re going to need a bigger grill. Graham Alexander Columbus, Ohio | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5889 | We should've ask for more money. | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
5890 | Here they come ... post lockdown | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
5891 | Wait, did you pre-heat? | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5892 | I don't think I have the spine for this cooking challenge. | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5893 | Easy stuffing recipe they said | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5894 | I thought you said fresh killed, not fresh krill. | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5895 | another episode of inside the chef's belly | 1.1875 | 0.04391 | 80 | 65 | 15 | 0 |
5896 | You’re not going to need that pan for all this sushi. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5897 | Chef Job really wailed on us about fresh ingredients, but I don't think this is what he meant... | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5898 | You said you would do anything for ribs tonight. | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
5899 | „whale tatare is overrated“ | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
5900 | I don’t think we’re in the galley anymore. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5901 | I think this tunnel is too marrow... | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5902 | I thought he would just hunt us with a crossbow or barbs on an island when I agreed to be on Escape from Gordon Ramsey | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5903 | When I asked Tony to pour his heart and soul into his dish I didn’t think he’d take it this far | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
5904 | Is that Squidward? | 1.1875 | 0.06250 | 64 | 55 | 6 | 3 |
5905 | I told you a ribcage-themed restaurant was a terrible idea. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5906 | We've really been operating with just a skeleton crew because of Covid. I can't wait to see this place stuffed! | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5907 | Somehow, I feel that turnabout is fair play. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5908 | Jonah, I think we'll need a larger frying pan | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5909 | To know gastro is to be gastro. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5910 | Wait! We still need to add the lemon zest! | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5911 | You're still sure the consultant didn't say 'well situated'? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5912 | Damn chiropractors keep stealing all the videographers! | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5913 | Now we know chef’s secret ingredient | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5914 | I think we're going to need a bigger barbecue grill. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5915 | Are you sure the head chef told us to gut it” | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5916 | Looks like someone beat us to the filet | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5917 | So, we've been assigned to emulate what this creature ingests? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5918 | i couldn't stand the heat. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5919 | Now we know why this is called the Jonah School of Culinary Arts. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5920 | I asked what kind of dish he was in the mood for... | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5921 | Fortunately, I have a great recipe for ribs. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5922 | Jonah? You still here? | 1.1867 | 0.05910 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 4 |
5923 | Oh boy, are we fried now! | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5924 | Let's nake this month's special brontosaurus steaks, bone in. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5925 | Something smells fishy here. | 1.1864 | 0.05114 | 59 | 48 | 11 | 0 |
5926 | Is it just me, or does it smell like fish in here? | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
5927 | Call me paranoid, but I have a gut feeling about this... | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
5928 | I want my humpback, humpback, humpback ribs. | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
5929 | i don't think this is the kitchen | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
5930 | Maybe one of us should have brought a knife. | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
5931 | It was supposed to be the other way around. | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
5932 | Jonah, this was entirely preventable. | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
5933 | We were dead drunk and it seemed like a good idea at the time. Where shall we begin? | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
5934 | You know what they say about payback! | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
5935 | Are you dying for prime rib, too, Job? | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
5936 | When you open a new restaurant... Location is key! | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
5937 | I know, but people want an ocean to table experience now | 1.1864 | 0.05114 | 59 | 48 | 11 | 0 |
5938 | They did say down to the bone. | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
5939 | Time for us to get a backbone. | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
5940 | Lard lard everywhere, yet the larder is bare. | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
5941 | “Sorry we’re late. We hope you’re still craving bacon and eggs.” | 1.1864 | 0.05114 | 59 | 48 | 11 | 0 |
5942 | I don't see a light at the end of these pop ups! | 1.1864 | 0.05114 | 59 | 48 | 11 | 0 |
5943 | I thought the dish was supposed to be ‘plant-based’. | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
5944 | Bone there, done that” | 1.1864 | 0.05114 | 59 | 48 | 11 | 0 |
5945 | Is it weird that it doesn’t smell fishy in here? | 1.1864 | 0.05114 | 59 | 48 | 11 | 0 |
5946 | When they said babyback ribs...I didn't realized we'd be getting them from the source. | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
5947 | I feel like Jonah in the belly of the whale | 1.1864 | 0.05114 | 59 | 48 | 11 | 0 |
5948 | Should never given him the cook book. Now he wants his fish poached | 1.1860 | 0.06005 | 43 | 35 | 8 | 0 |
5949 | Now I'll never get to beat Bobby Flay. | 1.1857 | 0.04682 | 70 | 57 | 13 | 0 |
5950 | The craigslist ad did say line cooks wanted, right? | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
5951 | So how many dishes can you cook with krill? | 1.1857 | 0.04682 | 70 | 57 | 13 | 0 |
5952 | Well this is some mess we got ourselves into. Our host wants us to make what for Covid-19? | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
5953 | I thought I had a spare around here somewhere. | 1.1857 | 0.04682 | 70 | 57 | 13 | 0 |
5954 | Come grab some fish and quit being mopey, Dick. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5955 | We can't leave until we disclose Mom's recipe for krill soup. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5956 | Jonah, we're sorry. Next time we'll cook your eggs the way you like them. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5957 | Think we can get this to the Barbecue Contest down in Memphis? | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5958 | So this is Jonah’s inside-out approach to chef training. | 1.1857 | 0.04682 | 70 | 57 | 13 | 0 |
5959 | i don’t know, i just followed the marrow- | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5960 | We should split up and look for exits. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5961 | Maybe calling it 'Captain Ahab's' was a bad idea after all. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
5962 | We're dead meat. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5963 | They told us we'd find the bone broth here. | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
5964 | The ad called it "a prime location for a rib joint" | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5965 | How are we supposed to make any grilled ribs if we can't find any around here? | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5966 | It looks like this one doesn't have in fire in its belly. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5967 | umm... so is the tale of jonah true ? | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5968 | I wonder why Jonah's late for his shift? | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5969 | Aren’t we looking for the LORAX? | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5970 | cook anything I said, find me a Lchthyosaurs and I'll put on your plate. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
5971 | It seems we are going to need lots of stuffing. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
5972 | Don't you think we are overdoing it? I must have misunderstood "Directly from the source"... | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5973 | Are you SURE you dropped your wedding ring in his Bolognese? | 1.1857 | 0.04682 | 70 | 57 | 13 | 0 |
5974 | To make a weird situation even weirder, are we in a rib cage or a cake? I can’t tell. | 1.1857 | 0.04682 | 70 | 57 | 13 | 0 |
5975 | This “deconstructed” food craze is getting out of hand. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
5976 | the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, you say? | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5977 | I didn’t go to Culinary School for seafood. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
5978 | Well we can’t turn around and go that way either! | 1.1852 | 0.05955 | 54 | 45 | 8 | 1 |
5979 | I'm not so sure just re-heating leftovers is such a good idea after all. | 1.1852 | 0.04343 | 81 | 66 | 15 | 0 |
5980 | I guess you're right--I'll just use the other flounder. | 1.1852 | 0.05336 | 54 | 44 | 10 | 0 |
5981 | Bone-a petit! | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
5982 | I didn't think through the implications when Chef put "Whale Belly" on the menu. | 1.1852 | 0.05336 | 54 | 44 | 10 | 0 |
5983 | She had said that soon we’d be all ‘into fish’... | 1.1852 | 0.05336 | 54 | 44 | 10 | 0 |
5984 | OK, you were right---themed dining ain't a huge success during COVID. | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
5985 | Maybe we should've taken a left at the porterhouse. | 1.1852 | 0.06515 | 54 | 46 | 6 | 2 |
5986 | They say it’s a whole different world when you’re on the inside. | 1.1852 | 0.05955 | 54 | 45 | 8 | 1 |
5987 | At least the rent was cheap. | 1.1852 | 0.05336 | 54 | 44 | 10 | 0 |
5988 | ...and this is what we lovingly call, 'The Belly of the Beast'. | 1.1852 | 0.05955 | 54 | 45 | 8 | 1 |
5989 | Don’t ask me, the Whale Bone Soup was your menu idea. | 1.1852 | 0.05955 | 54 | 45 | 8 | 1 |
5990 | Perhaps frozen plankton was the way to go. | 1.1852 | 0.05336 | 54 | 44 | 10 | 0 |
5991 | So let's butter the ceiling. | 1.1852 | 0.05955 | 54 | 45 | 8 | 1 |
5992 | Whale, would you look at that? | 1.1852 | 0.05336 | 54 | 44 | 10 | 0 |
5993 | I honestly thought we’d get to bypass hazing at this school. | 1.1852 | 0.05955 | 54 | 45 | 8 | 1 |
5994 | Three days off in a row just doesn’t mean what it used to.” | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
5995 | Fresh fish is hard to find during a pandemic " | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
5996 | This extinct T-Rex cavity should be virus-proof. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
5997 | I've heard of offering fresh sea food, but this is rediculous. | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
5998 | He said to start by boning it. | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
5999 | It seems our recipe options are limited by a lack of ingredients. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
6000 | She stole my heart | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
6001 | I think the bread pudding really crossed the line. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
6002 | Remember. We stick together, otherwise, one of us is sure to get eaten. | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
6003 | Jonah said he'd like some Chinese tonight, but where are we gonna find the fish sauce? | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
6004 | According to the architect, the dining experience is supposed to be reminiscent of the womb. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
6005 | Hmm. More bones than I anticipated. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
6006 | The wine cellar was booked and we promised an immersive experience | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
6007 | I told you we should have taken that job in Nineveh. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
6008 | Talk about adventures in cooking.... | 1.1846 | 0.06160 | 65 | 56 | 6 | 3 |
6009 | The first few days of immersion training are tough, but you get used to it. | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
6010 | I’m afraid outdoor dining is out of the question. | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
6011 | You'd think we'd be able to find a spare-rib somewhere in this place. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
6012 | I think we may have overdone it with the bite sized items. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
6013 | Whale do you think he keeps the salt? | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
6014 | I guess we’re really one with our craft | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
6015 | It’s really important to know the ins and outs of your ingredients these days | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
6016 | I’m just worried I might have left the oven on. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
6017 | But the menu said they were “ocean-friendly”. | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
6018 | When they said this industry eats you up, they weren’t kidding” | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
6019 | Like I was saying, things will be better in 2021. | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
6020 | Well, it definitely is a fresh catch. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
6021 | I ask for finochio and end up like Pinocchio? | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
6022 | All I’m saying is I wish he savored us a little before swallowing. | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
6023 | I don't think this counts as 'indoor dining.' | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
6024 | The moment you defined an amuse-bouche I knew we were goners. | 1.1842 | 0.04476 | 76 | 62 | 14 | 0 |
6025 | Wait, was it bare ribs or spare ribs? | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
6026 | I say, let's take the Bone Marrow plate off the menu | 1.1839 | 0.05047 | 87 | 74 | 10 | 3 |
6027 | Did they teach us about Reverse Logistics in Cooking School? | 1.1837 | 0.06304 | 49 | 41 | 7 | 1 |
6028 | Wow, they weren't kidding about having the freshest seafood." | 1.1837 | 0.05589 | 49 | 40 | 9 | 0 |
6029 | Do you think my cast iron is ruined? | 1.1833 | 0.05038 | 60 | 49 | 11 | 0 |
6030 | Ok, Ok, I'll go, but I don't think Nineveh is ready to repent and convert to farm-to-table. | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
6031 | We are being punished in the Tunnel of Liver and Onions. | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
6032 | I'm afraid the sous vide dish of the day is going to be, well, us... | 1.1833 | 0.05038 | 60 | 49 | 11 | 0 |
6033 | I thought you said we’re looking for yeast? | 1.1833 | 0.05038 | 60 | 49 | 11 | 0 |
6034 | It sure looks like our goose is cooked | 1.1833 | 0.05038 | 60 | 49 | 11 | 0 |
6035 | I thought we would at LEAST find fire wood..... | 1.1833 | 0.05038 | 60 | 49 | 11 | 0 |
6036 | Jonah. Jonah. Dinner is ready. | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
6037 | I hope we're at least going to Ninevah. | 1.1833 | 0.05038 | 60 | 49 | 11 | 0 |
6038 | Not sure how we will get a ribeye medium rare from here. | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
6039 | Cooking with us", means using us as ingredients | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
6040 | What would Jesus do?" is not helpful. Given the circumstances, "What would Tom Brady do?" is more like what we need | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
6041 | I didn't think Jonah was a dine & dash kind of guy. | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
6042 | How long have you been vegan? | 1.1833 | 0.05038 | 60 | 49 | 11 | 0 |
6043 | So, clearly we went wrong somewhere in the recipe. | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
6044 | At least it's not deboned. | 1.1833 | 0.05038 | 60 | 49 | 11 | 0 |
6045 | Are you sure you know how to filet it? | 1.1833 | 0.05038 | 60 | 49 | 11 | 0 |
6046 | What a disappointment, Jonah! We were promised a whale of a good time. Anita Barlow Edmond, OK | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
6047 | I told you he lied about the fly in the soup. | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
6048 | This is really an authentic fish restaurant. | 1.1833 | 0.05038 | 60 | 49 | 11 | 0 |
6049 | How would I know, I went to culinary school! | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
6050 | Snout to tail dining is really about the journey. | 1.1833 | 0.05038 | 60 | 49 | 11 | 0 |
6051 | Someday, we're gonna look back at all this and laugh. | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
6052 | I thought you said Adam had the spare ribs. | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
6053 | Aw c'mon! They took the stinky shortcut and snatched the filet mignon, dammit the French are ruthless competitors! | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
6054 | Yes, blubber does have a high smoke point, but isn't this going a little too far? | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
6055 | How about that commute today? | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
6056 | We're in for a whale of trouble now! | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
6057 | we're out of bacon. krill will have to do. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
6058 | Good thing you brought that spatula because I think we’re about to be French toast. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
6059 | Where do they keep the spare ribs? | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
6060 | New Hit Single by The Jonahs Brothers: Where's my Blubber? | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
6061 | With this new location,our Michelin star will be tough to hold on to | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
6062 | The sous vide bags were supposed to be here yesterday. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
6063 | It's the new reality show, This is Offal. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
6064 | Well,we know he's not a Republican. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
6065 | When you suggested we do some pickling- this was not what I had in mind. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
6066 | I guess we run a special on whale ribs, Jonah. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
6067 | Cooking for Pinocchio, they said.. | 1.1831 | 0.04835 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
6068 | So whale we wait tell me your side of the story Geppetto | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
6069 | I couldn't find the left-handed spatula | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
6070 | Is this really how to go from Saucier to Grill | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
6071 | Whale...what do we cook? | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
6072 | Start small. We may be here awhile. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
6073 | salt,fat,ACID,heat | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
6074 | What was the concept? Bare-bones seafood? | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
6075 | And here I thought we were dealing with a toppled wedding cake after a bride's "great wight wail"... | 1.1829 | 0.04296 | 82 | 70 | 11 | 1 |
6076 | I had planned bouillabaisse, but I suppose we could make ribs. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6077 | We're going to need a bigger pot | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6078 | It’s possible we amused his bouche a little too much | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
6079 | Better tell Captain Ahab that the filet will take a while. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6080 | I have no idea why my mother named me Jonah. We're not religious, and I don't even like the taste of whale meat. | 1.1818 | 0.05766 | 77 | 67 | 6 | 4 |
6081 | Where's the beef? | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6082 | So it was a bit rare, we don't deserve this! | 1.1818 | 0.04424 | 77 | 63 | 14 | 0 |
6083 | I’m not too worried. The last time things were this bad, catch and release was the name of the game | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
6084 | I said, "For this gig, your hair is too long and your apron is too short." | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
6085 | At least we're not on meat tonight. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6086 | You are what You eat, but this is ridiculous! | 1.1818 | 0.04424 | 77 | 63 | 14 | 0 |
6087 | The grass is NOT greener on the other side. | 1.1818 | 0.04784 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 0 |
6088 | Momofuku! | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6089 | I thought we were supposed to prepare the fish course. | 1.1818 | 0.04784 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 0 |
6090 | Wild caught. Fresh not frozen. | 1.1818 | 0.04424 | 77 | 63 | 14 | 0 |
6091 | To think we dd this... | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
6092 | What's the most sickening recipe you've ever cooked? | 1.1818 | 0.06072 | 66 | 57 | 6 | 3 |
6093 | Dear god I hope it’s not krill again | 1.1818 | 0.04784 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 0 |
6094 | Maybe a bit too soon for indoor dining? | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
6095 | I’m a dude, and I am inside a man. Does that make me.....? | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6096 | Well, it IS a 'sperm whale', after all. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6097 | Jay, I don't think we'll find your ring here. You can crash here for the night, given you're not exactly keen on facing your Mrs tonight. | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
6098 | I can't believe we listened to Jonah again! | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6099 | ?I'm guessing we'll be a little short on propane." | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
6100 | Let me guess, today’s special is Krill...again. | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
6101 | It's all bones down here! | 1.1818 | 0.04424 | 77 | 63 | 14 | 0 |
6102 | During a pandemic, even a killer name like the White Whale Bar and Krill won't keep us afloat. | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
6103 | Please explain Catch of the Day. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 55 | 45 | 10 | 0 |
6104 | This will make a whale of a rack! | 1.1818 | 0.04784 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 0 |
6105 | He described it as "Iron Chef" meets "The Great Race" and it sounded good at the time. | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
6106 | Hello & welcome to the new cooking show, So You Think You Can Cook A Whale... | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
6107 | I think he's carrying the Chez Jonah theme a bit too far. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6108 | Go ahead and make the first cut. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6109 | I told you this ocean-to-table movement was going too far. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 55 | 45 | 10 | 0 |
6110 | I know this recipe inside and out. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6111 | Maybe farm-to-table-to-digestive tract took the concept a step too far... | 1.1818 | 0.04784 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 0 |
6112 | Do you think we should offer ribs as our special? | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
6113 | The short ribs will have to go on special this week. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
6114 | I told you seafood was a bad idea. | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
6115 | I was told the venue was a bit choppy... | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6116 | We could call it Jonah's | 1.1818 | 0.04784 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 0 |
6117 | At least it is a nice open work area. When will the equipment be here? | 1.1818 | 0.04784 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 0 |
6118 | I'm not sure about this whole theme restaurant thing. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
6119 | Would it kill him to give us something to work with besides krill? | 1.1818 | 0.04784 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 0 |
6120 | This food truck seems a little fishy. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6121 | Told you the theme is Overkill not Overskill.. | 1.1818 | 0.04424 | 77 | 63 | 14 | 0 |
6122 | The McRib DOES have bones! | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
6123 | Did you learn how to use the harpoon in culinary school? | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
6124 | Where in the whale are we? | 1.1818 | 0.06404 | 55 | 47 | 6 | 2 |
6125 | Wake me when this nightmare is over. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6126 | This is how we know we have given women too many rights | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 55 | 45 | 10 | 0 |
6127 | Well, you can definitely hear this cow moo. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6128 | So are we supposed to cook the food and just leave it in here? | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6129 | I guess we're going molecular tonight. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
6130 | Pan-pan, pan-pan, pan-pan | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
6131 | I know we were excited about this new cooking competition show but I am having second thoughts. | 1.1818 | 0.04784 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 0 |
6132 | Let’s hope he’s not vegan | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
6133 | I never do well in pressure tests. | 1.1818 | 0.04784 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 0 |
6134 | After molecular, I really did think cellular cuisine would be the next big thing | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
6135 | How can someone prepare a meal for others when we have been devoured ourselves? | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
6136 | How many cups of bile in your recipe, Chef? | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
6137 | Should we spit on ourselves? | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
6138 | One bite at a time. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
6139 | What do, you know about preparing sushi? | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
6140 | Did you also buy the Taste of the Wild itinerary? | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
6141 | Alas, it is now I who has become the spicy meatball. | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
6142 | Next time, let's get the ambergris from Amazon. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
6143 | This is the last time I'll enter our cruise ship treasure hunt! | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
6144 | Aw, fish sticks. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
6145 | Are you sure this is the Gastropub and not a Gastrointestinal tract? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
6146 | Will we be keeping the steak on the menu? | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
6147 | The job comes with good stock options | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
6148 | So that's why they pay so much. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
6149 | Do you think that school bus is gonna come back this way? | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
6150 | they forgot the apostrophe didn't they | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
6151 | I told Jonah this was a bad idea. | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6152 | Maybe we should have listened closer to that guy Jonah! | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6153 | I guess we wait for it to swallow a salmon. | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6154 | This new cooking show is a little extreme. | 1.1803 | 0.04963 | 61 | 50 | 11 | 0 |
6155 | Our outdoor seating is on the Moby Deck. | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
6156 | I didn't think the rib special would be quite like this. Which sauces should we offer? | 1.1803 | 0.04963 | 61 | 50 | 11 | 0 |
6157 | It was bad enough when the Gingerbread Boy took off, but when the Dish ran away with the Spoon, I was done. | 1.1803 | 0.04963 | 61 | 50 | 11 | 0 |
6158 | I've got a bone to pick with you | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6159 | Hmmm, do you think we're on or in "Chef's Belly"? | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6160 | I always heard the way to the heart was through the stomach...... | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
6161 | Pinocchio,where are you? Chefs du Jour is here! | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6162 | Looks like the whale doesn’t has a stove in its stomach | 1.1803 | 0.04963 | 61 | 50 | 11 | 0 |
6163 | I think this isn’t The Oculus | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6164 | Is this what they meant by in-person dining in pods? | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
6165 | Looks like it’s going to be Bouillabaisse again tonight. | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6166 | You SURE they didn't ask for Short Ribs? | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6167 | One bite at a time, of course! | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6168 | First step: heavily season with salt and pepper. Second step: figure out how to sell it as the special | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6169 | Something smells fishy about this place | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
6170 | This worked out better at Disneyland. | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6171 | Mother warned me not to go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6172 | Opening night at "Jonah's Bistro" was slower than expected. | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6173 | Francois, I asked you to find us a new source for aubergines, not ambergris. | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6174 | These corporate catering gigs get more extravagant every year. | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
6175 | I never thought that we'd be saltimbocca. | 1.1803 | 0.04963 | 61 | 50 | 11 | 0 |
6176 | He did say he'd love to have us over for lunch | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6177 | Somehow I don't think this is Masterchef Allstars. | 1.1803 | 0.04963 | 61 | 50 | 11 | 0 |
6178 | Are we cooking or are we dreaming? | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
6179 | On the positive side, we finally can try out that new recipe. | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6180 | Geppett-oh no 😂! | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
6181 | Where do they keep the steaks? | 1.1803 | 0.04963 | 61 | 50 | 11 | 0 |
6182 | They said they just want to be prepared for when they bring the McRib back. | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
6183 | There’s no way that’s enough butter” | 1.1800 | 0.05488 | 50 | 41 | 9 | 0 |
6184 | In hindsight, I really regret taking a job at Chez Pinocchio’s sight unseen. | 1.1800 | 0.05488 | 50 | 41 | 9 | 0 |
6185 | Yeah, yeah, 'just go ask Jonah, he always know where the skillet is'. | 1.1800 | 0.06188 | 50 | 42 | 7 | 1 |
6186 | Oh, Jonah--Jonah. You ordered Homeo sapien? Harry, better check the address. | 1.1800 | 0.06188 | 50 | 42 | 7 | 1 |
6187 | "Whoosh, Alfredo, another blow-hole casualty. | 1.1800 | 0.06188 | 50 | 42 | 7 | 1 |
6188 | I give up. You can be the winner of Hell’s Kitchen season 372. | 1.1800 | 0.05488 | 50 | 41 | 9 | 0 |
6189 | These gender reveals have gotten out of hand. | 1.1795 | 0.05396 | 78 | 67 | 8 | 3 |
6190 | I hate it when they order ribs. | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
6191 | There's a rat's nest in Gulliver's sinus | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
6192 | All I said was, 'sorry, there's no Column B' | 1.1795 | 0.04373 | 78 | 64 | 14 | 0 |
6193 | Chef, didn't you say you were an expert at the sous vide? | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
6194 | How long do we have to visualize being the ribs before we can start cooking them | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
6195 | Are you sure this is the best way to get fresh fish? | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
6196 | I never did care for Sushi. | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
6197 | Can you get me a hoagie? | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6198 | Are you absolutely positive that this is the right location for the sushi final exam to graduate from Le Cordon Bleu? | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6199 | This going to be one huge rib fest. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6200 | It's harder than ever to make a prophet. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6201 | This could be payback for all the seafood we cooked. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6202 | They may have to change the front door entrance. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6203 | Are you feeling nauseous or is it just me? | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6204 | Well, innards to start, obviously. | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
6205 | Let's hope with the next swallow he takes in our kitchen. | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
6206 | Where's front of house? | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
6207 | Maybe we should forget the krill and just go with anchovies. | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
6208 | Mr. Flintstone? | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6209 | I wanted to buy it at the grocery store, but no--you insisted that it had to be fresh liver. | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
6210 | Well, I know bone broth’s very popular these days | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6211 | For advice on the sauce - Escoffier or Ishmael? | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6212 | I thought you said you signed us up for the beginner’s course? | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
6213 | SO....I think we need a new mushroom vendor | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
6214 | Any suggestion on how to handle a doggy bag!? | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6215 | No customers? I told you blubber would not go over in Wichita. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6216 | This sous vide thing has finally gone too far | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
6217 | If he swallows an expo next we should be fine actually. | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
6218 | When did we start offering from-dinosaur-to-table meals? | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6219 | we’ll just have to serve a bare bones dinner | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
6220 | You are right, it does smell fishy in here! | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
6221 | I'm starting to think that wet guy with the barbels lying down in a trenchcoat wasnt really a fish salesman. | 1.1791 | 0.05987 | 67 | 58 | 6 | 3 |
6222 | Jonah, were those eggs you ordered sunny-side up? | 1.1791 | 0.05987 | 67 | 58 | 6 | 3 |
6223 | We’re definitely on the wrong side of things! | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
6224 | Hey, on the bright side, no need for social distancing | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
6225 | Let's see what tickles their palate. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6226 | Yeah, fresh it is but don't you think your plan needs more details? | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
6227 | We are truly in the ‘belly of the feast..’ | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
6228 | Why isn’t the meat falling off the bone” | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
6229 | We might have taken this farm to table thing a bit too far | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6230 | Ms. Frizzle’s side hustle | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
6231 | I dropped my spatula on the way in | 1.1786 | 0.05164 | 56 | 46 | 10 | 0 |
6232 | Jonah? | 1.1786 | 0.06297 | 56 | 48 | 6 | 2 |
6233 | They eat sperm I think. | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
6234 | We're gonna need more tartar sauce. | 1.1786 | 0.06297 | 56 | 48 | 6 | 2 |
6235 | Before we serve the dish, it’s important we experience what it’s like to be tasted. | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
6236 | OH MY, We better catch the next train out of here! | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
6237 | Got any good recipes for baleen? | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
6238 | I have to sauté this. Any chance it’s got heartburn? | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
6239 | All this trouble for fish and chips. | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
6240 | God, if you'll get me out of here, I will never name another boat "The Good Karma". | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
6241 | This isn’t what we meant by a “whale of a meal.” | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
6242 | We're going to need much bigger carrots! | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
6243 | Man Oh Man that Gordon Ramsey is Strict! | 1.1786 | 0.05164 | 56 | 46 | 10 | 0 |
6244 | No more tortillas, oh man. | 1.1786 | 0.05164 | 56 | 46 | 10 | 0 |
6245 | Were we hired to make dinner or are we dinner | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
6246 | The problem is he always likes his krill sauteed. John K. Papadopoulos, LA, CA | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
6247 | You wanted to be the head chef at Jonah's. | 1.1786 | 0.06297 | 56 | 48 | 6 | 2 |
6248 | I guess the portions were too small for him | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
6249 | « To be fair, the spatula didn’t help » | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
6250 | I'm done with these ecotour gigs. | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
6251 | I thought that this was a small plates affair. | 1.1786 | 0.05164 | 56 | 46 | 10 | 0 |
6252 | I heard we were getting a big fish delivery. | 1.1786 | 0.05164 | 56 | 46 | 10 | 0 |
6253 | I think you’re going to need a bigger knife. | 1.1786 | 0.06297 | 56 | 48 | 6 | 2 |
6254 | ‘I know Chef said bone broth but really?’ | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
6255 | I swear I left the spare rib right here | 1.1786 | 0.05164 | 56 | 46 | 10 | 0 |
6256 | I know we offer wild caught, but this is ridiculous | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
6257 | this is gonna be a big soup | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
6258 | Ceviche, capiche? | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
6259 | We'll need more than a Turducken to stuff this one. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
6260 | They said the head chef was some guy named Pinocchio. | 1.1781 | 0.04509 | 73 | 60 | 13 | 0 |
6261 | He keeps playing with that damn wand. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
6262 | So much for the chicken or beef options. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
6263 | I thought the Astoria Line was elevated? | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
6264 | I told you we had to go left at the gallbladder | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
6265 | I guess it's farther to the chitlins then I thought. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
6266 | We'll need to multiply your sweetbreads recipe. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
6267 | They said it would be a good palate cleanse but I never expected this. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
6268 | I knew we should have taken the BMT. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
6269 | This is an innovative place for a pop up Joe! | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
6270 | yes, we all know that you’re vegan, Tiffany. | 1.1781 | 0.04509 | 73 | 60 | 13 | 0 |
6271 | Harry Potter & the chamber of sue chefs she told you not to worry about. | 1.1781 | 0.04509 | 73 | 60 | 13 | 0 |
6272 | Dave this isn’t what Cuomo meant when he said we can dine inside again” | 1.1781 | 0.04509 | 73 | 60 | 13 | 0 |
6273 | i’m telling you this is not the right pan to cook ribs | 1.1781 | 0.04509 | 73 | 60 | 13 | 0 |
6274 | Looks like Ribs are having is for dinner | 1.1781 | 0.04509 | 73 | 60 | 13 | 0 |
6275 | I wonder what's for dinner?" "I think we are. | 1.1778 | 0.06582 | 45 | 38 | 6 | 1 |
6276 | Why are they still resurrecting mammoths if all we can cook are ribs? | 1.1778 | 0.05764 | 45 | 37 | 8 | 0 |
6277 | This is not what I meant when I said ‘gastro pub’ | 1.1778 | 0.07309 | 45 | 39 | 4 | 2 |
6278 | If we complain enough we can be our own whine pairing. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
6279 | Where’s a sue chef when you need one? | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
6280 | I'm starting to rethink haute cuisine. I was quite happy as a fry cook." | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
6281 | The meatball really did roll right out the door ... and kept on going! | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
6282 | And he didn't even enjoy it... | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
6283 | Jonah, I don't think this is your usual fish joint. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
6284 | Uh...yeah, let’s lighten the sizzle; no way we can afford a collapse in here. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
6285 | The 500 pounds of raw fish I ordered should be arriving any minute. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
6286 | How are we gonna filet this thing? | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
6287 | And to think I wanted ribs as an appetizer! | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
6288 | Where did Gepetto put that kindling? | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
6289 | No echo. We shouldn't have stuffed him. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
6290 | What's wrong with calling it a chophouse? | 1.1774 | 0.04891 | 62 | 51 | 11 | 0 |
6291 | I can finally see their inside after they eat, and it doesn't look good! | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
6292 | Are you sure Jonah said he wanted us to meet im in here and prepare a seafood feast? | 1.1774 | 0.04891 | 62 | 51 | 11 | 0 |
6293 | You’re wearing red shoes. It has to work. Click your heels together three times and say ‘Take us home Aunt Em.’ | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
6294 | I'd say the belly of the beast is due for hell of a feast. | 1.1774 | 0.04891 | 62 | 51 | 11 | 0 |
6295 | Well, Nemo, we're back in here again. | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
6296 | Plastic bottles for dinner? | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
6297 | Hey, Jonah, we're done with the swallowed fish. Should we start cooking the boat?" | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
6298 | I’m just saying. The restaurant scene in Nineveh is terrible. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
6299 | Today’s specials are right in my whalehouse, Joe. | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
6300 | Dammit Dave, I said the hip bone's connected to the thigh bone. | 1.1774 | 0.04891 | 62 | 51 | 11 | 0 |
6301 | Told you they were mammals. Time to bury that exclusive whale caviar concept, Ahab! | 1.1774 | 0.04891 | 62 | 51 | 11 | 0 |
6302 | I wish Susan would stop telling the customers we will fillet the fish special. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
6303 | Waddaya mean, what tsunami?!? | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
6304 | I think we took a wrong turn! | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
6305 | Let's just prey he doesn't have top pass wind | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
6306 | I've been to the Lake in a Croc with 2 Men." | 1.1772 | 0.04324 | 79 | 65 | 14 | 0 |
6307 | I said bone broth not bone breath! | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
6308 | This isn't the Chum Bucket! | 1.1772 | 0.05628 | 79 | 69 | 6 | 4 |
6309 | How do we NFT this experience? | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
6310 | Jonah! We know you're angry, but today we made a nice krill soufflé Jonah! | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
6311 | Whale fricassee coming right up. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
6312 | Not sure, was it the appetizer, entree, or dessert class that we were supposed to be attending? | 1.1765 | 0.05391 | 51 | 42 | 9 | 0 |
6313 | We may need to use the larger pots and pans for this meal. | 1.1765 | 0.06075 | 51 | 43 | 7 | 1 |
6314 | Gordon Ramsay is really going to let us have it this time. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6315 | Well we can stop worrying about what to feed him. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
6316 | This avant-garde restaurant took it too far. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
6317 | I guess I have to throw away my container of "I Can't Believe It's Not Blubber" | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6318 | There must be a scallop in here that we can pan sear to a perfectly golden brown crust. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
6319 | You didn’t happen to bring any cayenne, did you? | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6320 | WOW! This must be spear-rib heaven! | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
6321 | You’ll love working here! Isn’t our walk-in freezer approach efficient? | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6322 | This was not in the job description. I feel like a fish out of water. | 1.1765 | 0.05391 | 51 | 42 | 9 | 0 |
6323 | Surrounded by Sushi, No Customers. | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
6324 | That's what you get for cooking for diets. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6325 | No wonder it didn't put up much fight. | 1.1765 | 0.06690 | 51 | 44 | 5 | 2 |
6326 | That's no cave. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
6327 | Someone very hungry has been here before us. | 1.1765 | 0.05904 | 68 | 59 | 6 | 3 |
6328 | Well, he did say he had a pretty big fish to fry. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
6329 | Wouldn't you know it -- I've run out of recipes for krill just as we're expecting another delivery. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
6330 | Bad luck. We might be dinner.” | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6331 | Business had fallen off to nothing at "Noah's Place", except for a small rush on Fridays during Lent. | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
6332 | Well, this next dish will be dry as a bone. | 1.1765 | 0.05391 | 51 | 42 | 9 | 0 |
6333 | Unfortunately Krill Masters did not catch on. | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
6334 | All I said was, " I wonder what fish eat on Friday?" | 1.1765 | 0.06075 | 51 | 43 | 7 | 1 |
6335 | ...and these are our spare spare ribs. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6336 | After all, we DID offered a "chefs dinner" | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6337 | If you say 'belly of the beast' one more time..... | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
6338 | I don't care if the menu DOES say " fresh caught". From now on it's flash frozen for me. | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
6339 | Any idea how we bake our way out of here? | 1.1765 | 0.05391 | 51 | 42 | 9 | 0 |
6340 | Thi is truly out of the frying pan into the soup | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6341 | I told the owners Chez Poisson. But, oh no! They had to have Chez Gullet of the Whale!" | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6342 | Maybe having a themed restaurant of Jonah and the whale was a bad idea. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6343 | I don’t see anywhere for outdoor dining. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
6344 | Guess we got here late--all the fresh catch are gone! | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
6345 | Iron Chef has really stepped it up a notch. | 1.1765 | 0.06690 | 51 | 44 | 5 | 2 |
6346 | Did he say, ‘make a right past the liver?’.. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6347 | So...Captain Cook wasn't a cook. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6348 | Should we paint the walls with barbecue? | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6349 | To be honest, I don't know where to start to filet either. | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
6350 | Wait, is this some kind of toque? | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
6351 | The farm to fork movement has progressed a bit too far with grill to gut. | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
6352 | Well, we've got salt, fat, stomach acid and body heat | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6353 | It’s okay, bone marrow is so in with the hipsters now. | 1.1765 | 0.06075 | 51 | 43 | 7 | 1 |
6354 | What about a tomato salad with small shrimps and a drop of mayonnaise? | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
6355 | Uh oh, Stephen. I have to poop. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6356 | We may have taken this concept too far. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
6357 | Sure, authentic gastronomic cooking is all the rage, but this seems a bit excessive... | 1.1765 | 0.05391 | 51 | 42 | 9 | 0 |
6358 | Well, this is a whole lot of blubber. | 1.1765 | 0.06075 | 51 | 43 | 7 | 1 |
6359 | So, this is how I die. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
6360 | When the ad said "Come on a Voyage of Gastronomic Discovery," this was not what I was expecting. | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
6361 | Do you think we have to clock out for this? | 1.1757 | 0.04454 | 74 | 61 | 13 | 0 |
6362 | I should have brought my sauté pan. | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
6363 | I think we need to change the special to “All You Can Eat!” | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
6364 | Who knew your fresh caught domestic krill lightly sautéed in homemade savory blubber oil, seasoned with a soupçon of sweet or spicy paprika and served on a bed of North Atlantic winged kelp would be such a hit. | 1.1757 | 0.05886 | 74 | 65 | 5 | 4 |
6365 | Maybe a theme restaurant, "Jonah's" perhaps? | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
6366 | At least we look good... | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
6367 | We weren't finished! | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
6368 | It's the damned ambiguity of American English. The sign distinctly said "Fish Food" with an arrow, but we thought it meant what we'd find not what we were. | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
6369 | Darn! Dinners going to be late again! | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
6370 | Who would have thought the tasting menu included us? | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
6371 | generation x did this | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
6372 | We are going to need a lot more sauce... | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
6373 | The advertisement was for a French Bistro, not a rib joint. | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
6374 | Other cooking shows are in studio kitchens. | 1.1757 | 0.04454 | 74 | 61 | 13 | 0 |
6375 | Told you we should have went with tilapia. | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
6376 | This is going to be a whale of a dinner. | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
6377 | It’s my first day, Did they tell you to to put on some lipstick? | 1.1757 | 0.04454 | 74 | 61 | 13 | 0 |
6378 | ‘After quarantining for so long people are really going to love the dine-in experience’ | 1.1757 | 0.04454 | 74 | 61 | 13 | 0 |
6379 | I spent 3 days down here--I swear it's got the best krill. | 1.1754 | 0.05083 | 57 | 47 | 10 | 0 |
6380 | Should be easy. All we have to do is wait 'till he swallows some fish, then we can fry 'em up | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
6381 | I really wish chef didn’t say that the whale a la Jonah has to come deboned. | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
6382 | Well, I was expecting a body cavity, but no one told me it had been picked clean. | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
6383 | Oh nuts, did the Baleen chef call in sick??? | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
6384 | I know you wanted to open a rib joint, but this is ridiculous! | 1.1754 | 0.06681 | 57 | 50 | 4 | 3 |
6385 | Maybe we can just be a vegan restaurant with expensive cocktails. | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
6386 | It seems there's plenty of irony on the menu tonight. | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
6387 | These are not Brontosaurus short ribs.” | 1.1754 | 0.05083 | 57 | 47 | 10 | 0 |
6388 | Let’s hope there’s a spare rib that’s a prime rib. | 1.1754 | 0.05083 | 57 | 47 | 10 | 0 |
6389 | Okay, so not a fish. I'll try to remember. | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
6390 | The fish must be fresh! | 1.1754 | 0.05083 | 57 | 47 | 10 | 0 |
6391 | Hope we have enough tenderizer | 1.1754 | 0.05083 | 57 | 47 | 10 | 0 |
6392 | I’m starting to have second thoughts about your krill-based restaurant concept. | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
6393 | : How do you want to barbecue these ribs? | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
6394 | I think Jonah took me a little too literal when I said to get a really big rack of ribs. | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
6395 | Bizzare! Told you this idea of making human's ribs would be a great loss. See; we're losing our customers | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
6396 | I told you they asked for the chef’s special, not the chef special! | 1.1754 | 0.05083 | 57 | 47 | 10 | 0 |
6397 | This can’t be the best way to pick a cow. | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
6398 | This is the last time I’m using a recipe from Jonah. | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
6399 | They are back!! Our work here is done | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
6400 | Doesn't get much rarer than this, does it? | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6401 | We're gonna need bigger sushi restaurant. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6402 | I might just rethink the whole culinary school thing. | 1.1746 | 0.04821 | 63 | 52 | 11 | 0 |
6403 | I'd kill for some krill. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6404 | We're going to need a bigger chowder pot. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6405 | If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the chest cavity. | 1.1746 | 0.06213 | 63 | 55 | 5 | 3 |
6406 | He was swallowed by a WHALE . . . and he was FRIGHTENED by US???" | 1.1746 | 0.04821 | 63 | 52 | 11 | 0 |
6407 | Jonah? Pinocchio? Dinnertime! | 1.1746 | 0.04821 | 63 | 52 | 11 | 0 |
6408 | Soon we'll be able to cook that krill soup you've always wanted to dish up -- so stop blubbering! | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6409 | See? Food. | 1.1746 | 0.04821 | 63 | 52 | 11 | 0 |
6410 | Outdoor dining I understand but I can’t even find the kitchen. | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
6411 | Is there enough time to make the next Michelin guide? | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6412 | I think he may have turned the tables on us. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6413 | Jonah, you're taking on the big fish. | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
6414 | Well work is as hard as on the tour boats. | 1.1746 | 0.04821 | 63 | 52 | 11 | 0 |
6415 | Maybe “canned” wouldn’t have been so bad, after all... | 1.1746 | 0.04821 | 63 | 52 | 11 | 0 |
6416 | I blame myself. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6417 | I just don't think there are any spare ribs. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6418 | Excuse me, we’re looking for the seedy underbelly and I think we took a wrong turn | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6419 | Oh, Jonah's brother. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6420 | WHAT !! He's not coming ?? | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6421 | I didn't think that we had bigger fish to fry. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6422 | Oh ... “private chef meal” | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6423 | Are you sure he said left at the walk-in? | 1.1746 | 0.04821 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
6424 | I didn’t realize animal protein was #cancelled @jworbz26 😂 | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
6425 | Jonah, we let the Poissonier tricked us again. Hope the Head Chef will forgive us.. | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
6426 | Things may have gotten out of hand | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
6427 | Now we have just to wait something for the dish of the day | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
6428 | This Turducken recipe is getting out of hand | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
6429 | I ordered short ribs | 1.1744 | 0.04116 | 86 | 71 | 15 | 0 |
6430 | I think putting Sautéed Whale’s Belly on the menu was a mistake. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6431 | I told you we shouldn't have asked that fat guy if he wanted dessert. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
6432 | You think there's enough here for our sushi bar? | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
6433 | I’m going to need a bigger pan. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
6434 | Wow, we really should have formed a union! Talk about "looking a gift horse in the mouth" on that amirite? | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
6435 | Let’s hope the chef guts before frying.... | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
6436 | This isn't the restaurant? Who did you say gave you the directions? | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6437 | I can't find the vegetables | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
6438 | I guess he didn't see us | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6439 | We told them it was chicken noodle soup day... | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6440 | It's just not fair – I told them serving whale was a bad idea. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6441 | All this and not a rib to spare. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6442 | I told you to bring the grill so we could BBQ the ribs. | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
6443 | How are your cutlery skills, James? | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6444 | The good news is that ribs are my specialty. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
6445 | I am not so sure we can cook ourselves out of this one. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6446 | Is this considered indoor, or outdoor dining? | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
6447 | And they told us we'd have one whale of a time! | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6448 | ...and sometimes the whale eats You. | 1.1739 | 0.04263 | 92 | 77 | 14 | 1 |
6449 | I thought YOU were Jonah! | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6450 | I fear that we're going to be boiled down for broth. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
6451 | I know the customer wanted rare meat, but I'm pretty sure this isn't what she meant. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
6452 | Scratch the boneless chicken recipe. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6453 | The buffet will be awesome. | 1.1739 | 0.06449 | 46 | 39 | 6 | 1 |
6454 | I heard someone say there were too many cooks in the kitchen | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6455 | I told you they said “Krill this way,” NOT GRILL! | 1.1739 | 0.05650 | 46 | 38 | 8 | 0 |
6456 | It was always a tunnel, there was no clear path to the heart | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6457 | I thought you said this was a Nick Jonas concert? | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6458 | Well, Pinnochio and Geppetto escaped by smoking some swallowed fish and making it sneeze. Let’s give that a try. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 60 | 8 | 1 |
6459 | Now, when they say organic fish, what does "organic" actually mean? | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
6460 | We're working backwards. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
6461 | Have we gone too far with the nose-to-tail craze? | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
6462 | „I really hope that he likes to swallow kitchens too.“ | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
6463 | This gastronomy class has gone too far... | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
6464 | Totò, I have a feeling we're not in Napoli anymore | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
6465 | Strangely barren kitchen for someone who's lived here 900 years. | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
6466 | My masterpiece is about to go down the tubes. | 1.1733 | 0.04400 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
6467 | And you're 100% certain chef said fresh KRILL? | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
6468 | This is the last time I work for a seafood place without a personal interview! | 1.1733 | 0.04400 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
6469 | He said once you enter the meat locker you can't miss it | 1.1733 | 0.05812 | 75 | 66 | 5 | 4 |
6470 | Don't eat the man that feeds you | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
6471 | Can we bake our way out? | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
6472 | When the Head Chef said “Y’all do whale?” I thought he meant Well Done! | 1.1733 | 0.05493 | 75 | 65 | 7 | 3 |
6473 | Weren't we opening in Nineveh? | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
6474 | Dammit Mark, the tomatoes were on the left. | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
6475 | Stop your blubbering and let's make lemonade... | 1.1733 | 0.05493 | 75 | 65 | 7 | 3 |
6476 | Are we supposed to cook this ? | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
6477 | One one of the filter feeding variety, you said! | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
6478 | These new seafood traceability laws are brutal. | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
6479 | We should have cooked something more filling. | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
6480 | I told you dinosaur foie gras was a bad idea. | 1.1733 | 0.04400 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
6481 | The rumors are true, it does all go to the same place... | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
6482 | It's only at 50% capacity | 1.1733 | 0.04400 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
6483 | Well.. I guess that did not go as planned | 1.1733 | 0.04400 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
6484 | I seemed to have lost my craving for sushi. | 1.1731 | 0.06569 | 52 | 45 | 5 | 2 |
6485 | He's not hungry. Claims our souffle gave him indigestion. | 1.1731 | 0.05297 | 52 | 43 | 9 | 0 |
6486 | 1. "It's so clean in here. What happened? 2. "She's on that Ayurvedic diet plan again." | 1.1731 | 0.05297 | 52 | 43 | 9 | 0 |
6487 | I think we're going to need a large frying pan. | 1.1731 | 0.05297 | 52 | 43 | 9 | 0 |
6488 | Ok,we want ribs 1,3,5,7,11... | 1.1731 | 0.05967 | 52 | 44 | 7 | 1 |
6489 | Not too sure how we’ll cook ourselves out of this one. | 1.1731 | 0.05297 | 52 | 43 | 9 | 0 |
6490 | I thought we got rid of him when he moved to the alternative universe. | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
6491 | Know any recipes that baste for three days? | 1.1728 | 0.04578 | 81 | 68 | 12 | 1 |
6492 | But, Mr. whale, sir! Plankton doesn't NEED cooking! | 1.1728 | 0.04227 | 81 | 67 | 14 | 0 |
6493 | Exactly where did you say the sweet breads were to be found? | 1.1728 | 0.04227 | 81 | 67 | 14 | 0 |
6494 | Do we cook the stuffing inside or out? | 1.1728 | 0.04578 | 81 | 68 | 12 | 1 |
6495 | Worst idea ever for a niche restaurant experience, that's for sure." | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
6496 | What a bummer, Job. Looks like all the toro is gone. | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
6497 | Local and sustainable seafood, sure, but I didn’t think that extended to being the seafood’s local sustenance. | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
6498 | She's not giving us much to work with. | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
6499 | We'll flip a coin. Heads slices the steaks, tails does the de-boning. | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
6500 | Apparently the only thing the aliens fear are cooks. We're safe. | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
6501 | Your turn to cook. We need an emetic to get us out of here. | 1.1724 | 0.06094 | 58 | 50 | 6 | 2 |
6502 | And this is where we get the brined fish. | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
6503 | It said "Job offering." Why would I not trust that?? | 1.1724 | 0.06094 | 58 | 50 | 6 | 2 |
6504 | My mother was right. There's no future in seafood. | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
6505 | What happen to us? | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
6506 | Well I didn't mean literally inside the belly of the beast. | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
6507 | What would you call these ribs? | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
6508 | When he said 2021 will be about Terroir maybe he meant "terror"! | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
6509 | Next time add a lot more pepper to the plankton chef's salad. | 1.1724 | 0.06571 | 58 | 51 | 4 | 3 |
6510 | I just wanted a job. It didn’t even occur to me that the owner of Moby Dick’s Bar and Cafe was actually Moby Dick. | 1.1724 | 0.06094 | 58 | 50 | 6 | 2 |
6511 | At least he's not a picky eater. | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
6512 | From here, these ribs don’t seem so spare. | 1.1724 | 0.06094 | 58 | 50 | 6 | 2 |
6513 | I just don't think pan searing is a wise choice this time. | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
6514 | I just hope you remembered the tartar sauce. | 1.1724 | 0.06094 | 58 | 50 | 6 | 2 |
6515 | Did you bring the butter? | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
6516 | I told you our portions were too small, even for fine dining! | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
6517 | Well Sven, this venue gives new meaning to “dining in.” | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
6518 | This is not what I was expecting the afterlife to look like. Someone sure has a sick sense of humor! | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
6519 | I guess the digestive tract entrance to our restaurant was a bad idea after all. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6520 | I don't think Jonah was a chef. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6521 | The craigslist ad said there would be ribs... | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
6522 | Where’s Dean Martin? I thought this was a rib roast. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
6523 | Is this what they meant by preparing ribs? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6524 | Next time we're going to my place for ribs | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6525 | Talk about fresh-caught fish...Moby Dick is the best name of the restaurant that I could come up with. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6526 | I don’t care if chef fires us, just “86”the short-ribs!! | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
6527 | Which would Marc Bittman recommend, chestnut stuffing or cornbread and oyster? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6528 | They started talking about "eating experience", now here we are... | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
6529 | OK, we’re here. Now where’s this man’s heart? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6530 | I can’t believe I ended up in a rib joint..” | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6531 | Pay back's a bitch. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6532 | Well, our famous crispy whale skin won’t make into the final presentation now, will it? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6533 | This is not the dining room design I had in mind. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6534 | This must be the road to cookware. Rich Samsel (Linden, N.J.) | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6535 | Wait a minute, is it Opposite Day? | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
6536 | Let's make today's special offal. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
6537 | We’ve been in the belly of the beast for a year so finding ourselves here was inevitable. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
6538 | I think we’ve taken outdoor dining way too far. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
6539 | I think people are expecting more than blubber when indoor dining returns. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
6540 | Rebranding the place as Jonah's Seafood is great, but the new interior is a bit dark. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6541 | How many different ways can we really cook Krill... | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6542 | When do you think it’s going to belch? | 1.1719 | 0.06122 | 64 | 56 | 5 | 3 |
6543 | I don't want to sound negative but I think we have to turn around | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
6544 | I only took this job because this restaurant has a Michelin Star. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
6545 | My old teacher always told me to look for my inner chef | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
6546 | Man! Why did i choose this profession? | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
6547 | I’m thinking tonight’s special is ribs. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
6548 | I don't think we're near Quinn's in the East Village anymore. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
6549 | This is not the final culinary exam from the syllabus. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
6550 | When they told me they needed enough food to feed a whale, I didn't realize that this was what they meant. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
6551 | Whale of a Dinner!" Come on in | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6552 | Is it just me or does something smell fishy around here? | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
6553 | There's plenty of blubber - I'm just not so sure it would make a great substitution for butter. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6554 | This ain't no catfish. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
6555 | I thought you said we were taking the short rib cut. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
6556 | I must have missed this class at culinary school. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6557 | Jonah, where are we? | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
6558 | I wonder if Jonah felt this way? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6559 | Well, we did say it was nose to tail. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
6560 | Well at least we have are cooking tools" "? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6561 | Know your food well they said, it’s the backbone of cooking they said. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
6562 | When I asked if I could try the food he made, I meant I wanted him to try the one he hadn't already ate. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
6563 | Outside of a whale, sushi should always be served with rice. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
6564 | And I thought the fish would be out of its depth... | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
6565 | I thought that guy Jonah was supposed to be here to give us hand. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6566 | I told you this was a bad idea, Jonah. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6567 | I view this as a prime example of the carcass half empty. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
6568 | Yeah, but Jonah didn’t have to cook a souffle... | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6569 | I hope these cook in time before the guests get here | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6570 | Lunch seems to have taken the best of us. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6571 | Where’s the Hudson Liver line? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6572 | Well, I thought I saw some fish back there. I feel adventurous. Do you feel like having it fried or poached tonight? | 1.1714 | 0.03791 | 70 | 61 | 7 | 1 |
6573 | Are you sure she said, the stomach was the way to her heart? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6574 | The catch of the day | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6575 | Johnson and Whales first day of in person learning...”I prefer remote”. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6576 | I feel like someone or something is following us, are you sure you didn’t leave a trail of breadcrumbs? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
6577 | I think “Johnson in Wales” was a misprint on our admissions letter. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
6578 | Not until I saw ambergris did I believe I should not cook with it. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
6579 | Do you think Paul will remember to infuse the crème brûlée with yuzu? Because otherwise we’re screwed. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
6580 | This motherfucker... | 1.1711 | 0.05425 | 76 | 66 | 7 | 3 |
6581 | This is going to make a helluva broth. | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
6582 | What the fuck just happened? | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
6583 | Isn’t fish soup your specialty? | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
6584 | So this is a gastro pub? | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
6585 | Granted, this is cheaper than a typical lease, but damn it--we really skimped on the advertising! | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
6586 | What will we cook when we run out of ribs? | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
6587 | It’s so quiet for a Saturday! | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
6588 | Well, they do say it’s best to cook it from the inside out. | 1.1711 | 0.04348 | 76 | 63 | 13 | 0 |
6589 | Dude, I thought we were going to a clambake. | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
6590 | Damn that Jerk who ordered a whale of a meal. | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
6591 | Oh no, I left my phone | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
6592 | Yes it’s the next big thing with the KETO crowd ..... they want the bone marrow to be extracted while the beast is still breathing..... #newyorkercartoons | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
6593 | We really are in the belly of the whale now | 1.1711 | 0.04348 | 76 | 63 | 13 | 0 |
6594 | No Bones about it we’re stewed | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
6595 | I think it was captain goes down with the ship, not chef with the meal | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
6596 | I told you we shouldn’t have passed on that Ninevah gig. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
6597 | How the hell are we going to be able to grill in here without setting off the alarms? | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
6598 | Advance notice would have been nice. I could at least have sat in a nice rosemary marinade for an hour or so. | 1.1707 | 0.04181 | 82 | 68 | 14 | 0 |
6599 | I thought you said The Great British Bake Off was being filmed in Wales" | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
6600 | the head chef should not have told the others to "cook 'em up | 1.1707 | 0.04181 | 82 | 68 | 14 | 0 |
6601 | We were supposed to cook the food, not get cooked with the food. | 1.1707 | 0.04181 | 82 | 68 | 14 | 0 |
6602 | Looks like we’re on the menu | 1.1705 | 0.04031 | 88 | 73 | 15 | 0 |
6603 | I guess it was a mistake to call our restaurant 'Jonah By The Sea.' | 1.1702 | 0.05541 | 47 | 39 | 8 | 0 |
6604 | You see, whales have no idea what their insides look like, so the fact that this is all anatomically incorrect suggests that WE are in the WHALES dream instead. | 1.1702 | 0.07015 | 47 | 41 | 4 | 2 |
6605 | Looks like we're trapped in the pork belly of the beast | 1.1702 | 0.05541 | 47 | 39 | 8 | 0 |
6606 | I don’t think Jonah appreciated our culinary skills | 1.1702 | 0.05541 | 47 | 39 | 8 | 0 |
6607 | Know any recipes for krill? | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
6608 | Where in the hell are the tenderloins? | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
6609 | Now that we caught him where do we start. | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
6610 | I don’t know Jonah, I think the commute will be an issue for us. | 1.1698 | 0.05862 | 53 | 45 | 7 | 1 |
6611 | Are you sure whale roe is a thing? | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
6612 | Any chance this guy pledged to go vegan? | 1.1698 | 0.05862 | 53 | 45 | 7 | 1 |
6613 | If only she had swallowed my gas range, we'd be in business. | 1.1698 | 0.05862 | 53 | 45 | 7 | 1 |
6614 | So whose idea was all-you-can-eat ribs? | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
6615 | The nose to tail movement has gotten huge | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
6616 | Honey I Shrunk the Top Chef was a doomed concept for a cooking show--I can admit it now. | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
6617 | Well that’s ironic! | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
6618 | Ahhh jeez. Here comes the second course. | 1.1698 | 0.05862 | 53 | 45 | 7 | 1 |
6619 | I can't decide where to cut. Should we serve steak instead? | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
6620 | I told you whale oil would be hard to get. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
6621 | We're gonna need a bigger poacher. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
6622 | This must be our payback for not being vegetarian. | 1.1695 | 0.05997 | 59 | 51 | 6 | 2 |
6623 | I don't understand. We were blowing up on Instagram. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
6624 | This is not how I pictured culinary school. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
6625 | Your restaurant is by far the creepiest I've ever seen! | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
6626 | when was the last time we served ribs? | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
6627 | They forgot to give us the recipe for whale ribs. | 1.1695 | 0.05997 | 59 | 51 | 6 | 2 |
6628 | Really? What does Chef Jonah know about where to find krill? | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
6629 | I don't remember any classes to prepare us for this part of the practical exam. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
6630 | Didn’t Jack London write something about what we should do next? | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
6631 | Moby says he'll be opening tomorrow, no matter what. | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
6632 | That White House gig where we hosted the Clemson football team should have prepared us for this... but it didn't. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
6633 | they mentioned shark infested waters | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
6634 | I said more dill, not rorqual | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
6635 | Well, I never saw it coming, but it is Gordon Ramsay. | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
6636 | Jonah, did you think Chef was serious? | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
6637 | Did you come for the extra large sausage casings, too? | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
6638 | Roasted marrow is one thing, but hand-sourced whale bones might be going too far. | 1.1695 | 0.05997 | 59 | 51 | 6 | 2 |
6639 | I thought they were Vegetarians... | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
6640 | We are not getting out of here alive this time. | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
6641 | Well, Larry, on the bright side...at least we don’t have to worry about the restaurants closing on us again. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
6642 | Not sure this is what they meant by ribs | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
6643 | Yes, reality TV pushes the contestants hard, but we're better off than than the camera operator. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
6644 | We dig out for you to dig in | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
6645 | At least we’re not in the belly of the beast”. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6646 | What next, Mr. "Inner Game of Cooking?" | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6647 | Fish -n- Chips is definitely off the menu! | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6648 | I told you the customer said she wanted tri-tip and not triceratops. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6649 | I think we're a tad too far into the belly of the beast. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
6650 | Well, look on the bright side -- its a two-week quarantine until we can be digested. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6651 | After 2020, I thought the BLUE WHALE BISTRO would be a step up! | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6652 | Well I knew the Lord was a demanding client, but I didn't know he was a sore loser! | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6653 | Standard menu tonight. No 'Catch of the Day.' | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
6654 | God I hope they don't order off menu | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6655 | I've had it with themed restaurants. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6656 | What if we told him we're vegan? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
6657 | These ribs won’t fit in the smoker... | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6658 | All we get is shrimp, fish and salty water .... I've run out of recipes. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
6659 | Lately, just whisky. Can you swim? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6660 | I don't know why they call it 'spare' ribs. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
6661 | Don’t you think this pop-up restaurant craze is getting a little absurd? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6662 | I know I can smell a wood fired oven. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
6663 | Hopefully the staff can get here before service. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
6664 | The problem with working at the Jurassic Park is that you can't open the wrong door. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
6665 | Have you seen my toothbrush? | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
6666 | I told him I had a recipe for krill but I don’t. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6667 | I am not sure calling the restaurant Jonah's Whale will help enough with the ambiance. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6668 | Welp, you are what you eat. | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
6669 | Dang!Wrong pot for the bone broth. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
6670 | A filet. Definitely a filet. | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
6671 | Spinal Cordon Bleu | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
6672 | I don’t think this is where they wanted the omelette station | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
6673 | I’m allergic to shellfish | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
6674 | How much time do we have left? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
6675 | Jonah, when I said I wanted fresh whale for today’s menu, I didn’t mean THIS fresh! | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
6676 | But Sir! We're still raw not well-done. | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
6677 | Look at the bright side! | 1.1690 | 0.04479 | 71 | 59 | 12 | 0 |
6678 | Wow Chef Pinocchio... your first apartment sucked. | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
6679 | Oh no! Global warming melted the ice cream in our Baked, Alaska! | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
6680 | Who stole the kishkas? | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
6681 | This is not Dan Marino's luxury box. | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
6682 | Wait 'til you see where were going for the "turf" part of this Surf-n-turf | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
6683 | Apparently, Gérard, the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
6684 | Now that you mention it, yes, his nose did start growing when we said this was a perfect location for a 4 star restaurant. | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
6685 | Isn't there supposed to be fresh fish in here? | 1.1690 | 0.04479 | 71 | 59 | 12 | 0 |
6686 | This is kind of "meta" but ribs built this bbq joint. | 1.1690 | 0.04479 | 71 | 59 | 12 | 0 |
6687 | So thats what happened to Chef Gusteau. | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
6688 | I thought we were supposed to feed it,not be fed to it. | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
6689 | Okay, okay. I just thought working in a seafood restaurant called ‘Belly of the Beast’ sounded like fun. | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
6690 | But I thought you said the teeth at the entrance were just decorative... | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
6691 | I know I said wanted to feed the hungry, but we’ve gone too far | 1.1690 | 0.04479 | 71 | 59 | 12 | 0 |
6692 | So I guess dessert's out of the question. | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
6693 | You'd think there'd be at least a little fish in here. | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
6694 | - I told you there were two short straws! - We would have been better off staying in Nineveh. | 1.1690 | 0.04479 | 71 | 59 | 12 | 0 |
6695 | Woody Allen isn't eating so well right now! | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
6696 | I think we'll need to double the recipe. | 1.1688 | 0.04678 | 77 | 65 | 11 | 1 |
6697 | Yes, I'm sure it was Jonah who ordered the catering. | 1.1688 | 0.04678 | 77 | 65 | 11 | 1 |
6698 | What happened to the stuffing? | 1.1688 | 0.04678 | 77 | 65 | 11 | 1 |
6699 | Fish Friday? | 1.1688 | 0.04678 | 77 | 65 | 11 | 1 |
6700 | Your the head chief so show me the liver so we can get this meal prepared. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
6701 | Let me guess. We'll be having another special on krill. | 1.1688 | 0.04678 | 77 | 65 | 11 | 1 |
6702 | I dunno, I think it more than we can chew. | 1.1688 | 0.04297 | 77 | 64 | 13 | 0 |
6703 | The connection was bad but I know I said tuna not tunnel fish. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
6704 | How many guests Hank? | 1.1688 | 0.04297 | 77 | 64 | 13 | 0 |
6705 | Is there a sunny side out? | 1.1688 | 0.04678 | 77 | 65 | 11 | 1 |
6706 | Touché.” | 1.1688 | 0.04678 | 77 | 65 | 11 | 1 |
6707 | I think I prefer outdoor dining. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
6708 | Why did you wish for the inside scoop? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6709 | Tried every recipe during lockdown, time to create some new recipes. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6710 | i haven't seen an egg yet so no breakfast today. | 1.1667 | 0.05119 | 54 | 45 | 9 | 0 |
6711 | Jonah didn't tell us he was vacating. Who are we going to feed now? | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
6712 | Does the recipe really call for ambergris ? | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6713 | Just look at 'em, all those lobsters about to be someone's lunch! | 1.1667 | 0.05903 | 60 | 52 | 6 | 2 |
6714 | I guess it's only fair the chef gets eaten once in a while | 1.1667 | 0.04427 | 84 | 71 | 12 | 1 |
6715 | Jonah told me that was the entrance to the food delivery area... | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
6716 | Definitely not a candidate for sous-vide. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6717 | This isn’t exactly what I meant by “farm to table,” Louise. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6718 | Which end is going on the grill first? | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
6719 | Ok - so where did we put that tongue? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6720 | I was just looking for a cup of sugar. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6721 | We’re gonna need a bigger smoker | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
6722 | Ah! This does give me a new perspective on things... | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
6723 | It was a whale of a party! | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6724 | What if we change the name to Killer Krill Grill? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6725 | Get ready, here comes catch-of-the-day. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6726 | He doesn't even take the time to savour anything. He just swallows everything we cook for him! | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6727 | If Master Chef wants liver he gets liver. Which one is it? | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
6728 | We’re gonna need a bigger grill. | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
6729 | I told you we shouldn’t have catered a Giant wedding! | 1.1667 | 0.05119 | 54 | 45 | 9 | 0 |
6730 | If only there were some wood, we could live on barbecued ribs forever! | 1.1667 | 0.05119 | 54 | 45 | 9 | 0 |
6731 | I thought the train came here. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 78 | 66 | 11 | 1 |
6732 | We should’ve ordered the fillets. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6733 | Who knew krill were so small? Maybe we should try the sperm whale. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6734 | I guess it will be only spare ribs on the menu tonite. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 78 | 66 | 11 | 1 |
6735 | They wanted a "Whale of a Feast," so let's give them one. | 1.1667 | 0.06198 | 48 | 41 | 6 | 1 |
6736 | I had no idea culinary school started here. | 1.1667 | 0.04247 | 78 | 65 | 13 | 0 |
6737 | It's a bummer neither of us took that sushi class. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6738 | I can make baby back ribs, but not humpback. | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
6739 | I long to whip up a batch of short ribs. | 1.1667 | 0.04247 | 78 | 65 | 13 | 0 |
6740 | Here comes the lunch wave. | 1.1667 | 0.05119 | 54 | 45 | 9 | 0 |
6741 | Covid turned our industry upside down! But inside out? | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
6742 | I think Chef Jonah is pissed at us. | 1.1667 | 0.07493 | 48 | 43 | 2 | 3 |
6743 | “Poor milieu for a vegan restaurant, Gordon!” | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6744 | We're going to need more than a few butter patties. | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
6745 | Jonah is insisting on a Vegan meal. | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
6746 | All the ad said was: Wanted Farm to Table Chef | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 78 | 66 | 11 | 1 |
6747 | Farm-to-table really means knowing your ingredients inside and out | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
6748 | I am pretty sure this isn't the restaurant's walk in cooler. | 1.1667 | 0.05119 | 54 | 45 | 9 | 0 |
6749 | I remember thinking back at the CIA, "Why would I ever need to know how to prepare sushi?" | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
6750 | Trust, but Verify! Or, You Will Flipped From The Frying Pan To The Fire! | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
6751 | Better get out your phone and GPS the stomach. | 1.1667 | 0.04247 | 78 | 65 | 13 | 0 |
6752 | She promised us a special fish swept through her baleen! Where is it? we already have orders!! | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
6753 | This place used to be krillin | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6754 | I don't know what this Jonah guy needs catered. But hey, I'm just the crêpe guy! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6755 | There will be lots of seafood for us when he opens his mouth for his 5pm feeding! | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
6756 | Where am I going to find quality goose fat? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 78 | 66 | 11 | 1 |
6757 | They had to order fillet, didn't they!? | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6758 | They said we’d be paid in krill. Is that like Bitcoin? | 1.1667 | 0.05233 | 72 | 62 | 8 | 2 |
6759 | Of course, they're laughing. You cannot play tennis with a spatula. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6760 | If the way to a whale's heart is through the stomach and that didn't work... what's the way to land? | 1.1667 | 0.05119 | 54 | 45 | 9 | 0 |
6761 | Where are the fish? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6762 | Offering farm-to-table blubber is just not worth it. | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
6763 | Might as well ditch these phony chef's outfits and go back to jeans and t-shirts. I mean, who are we fooling? It's ribs every night. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6764 | "They said Jonah is the chef." | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6765 | Jonah, come and get it! If you haven't been eaten, you have to eat. | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
6766 | I'm debating between roasted bone marrow, oxtail marmalade and parsley salad, or just going with ribs. | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
6767 | Cruise ship passengers don't forgive overcooked omelets. | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
6768 | Too fishy for our cuisine. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6769 | There's no use crying over spilled sperm oil.” | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6770 | I always dreamed this day would come. | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
6771 | Way too much hassle for a hard boiled egg, eh? | 1.1667 | 0.05119 | 54 | 45 | 9 | 0 |
6772 | First, how the hell did we get here? Second, your the head chef - make something! | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6773 | Jonah didn't like my cooking. Do you think he'll come back? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6774 | I'm afraid we'll have to pivot to sushi. | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
6775 | I gotta be honest, seeing what happens to the food after they eat it? Pretty disheartening. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6776 | Short order? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6777 | What if this were ribbed for no one's pleasure? | 1.1667 | 0.04970 | 78 | 67 | 9 | 2 |
6778 | Where is Jonah the sous chef? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6779 | Did you happen to see the "Out" sign? | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6780 | I've made belly lox and pork belly, but I've never been in the belly of the beast before. Any ideas? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6781 | We’re not any closer to finding out where short ribs come from, are we? | 1.1667 | 0.05903 | 60 | 52 | 6 | 2 |
6782 | This will make a whale of a tail at culinary school. | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
6783 | seafood again tonight! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6784 | I told you not to use whale blubber for the Eskimo pies!!! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6785 | That's the last I try one of Jonah's recipes. | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
6786 | Seriously? Sautéed krill is the "Catch of the Day?" | 1.1667 | 0.05119 | 54 | 45 | 9 | 0 |
6787 | Not quite what I imagined when I wished for a ribs place! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 78 | 66 | 11 | 1 |
6788 | Hopefully, Ishmael will call back” | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6789 | Uh oh, here comes the krill. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6790 | Putting roasted whale on the menu was maybe a bad idea. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6791 | Which table ordered ribs all around? | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
6792 | Where the hell is my mis en place when I need it? | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
6793 | You know I heard this restaurant is thinking of expanding. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6794 | We're early, we're tidy, we washed our hands--and all our geeky-boss cares about is logistics! | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
6795 | So this is where Captain Ahab puts chefs who don't wear their masks? | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
6796 | How could anyone ever believe our story, Jonah? | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6797 | Just when I thought things couldn’t get more offal. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6798 | Did you really have to say, 'one bite at a time?' | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6799 | I'm getting that uneasy feeling that your spatula and my sauce pan have been rendered ironic. | 1.1667 | 0.05119 | 54 | 45 | 9 | 0 |
6800 | Farm-to-table” is getting a little dangerous. Let’s call the union | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6801 | It's a living! | 1.1667 | 0.03700 | 72 | 61 | 11 | 0 |
6802 | Well Gordon Ramsey asked for the best prime rib in the city | 1.1667 | 0.04247 | 78 | 65 | 13 | 0 |
6803 | This would make a lot of bone broth. | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
6804 | Mr. Ahab is totally going to fire us if we mess this one up again. | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
6805 | Should we cook for Nineveh? | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
6806 | I was kinda expecting there to be a heart, has to make up for the lack of brains... | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6807 | Jonah says we're doing pick up only | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6808 | I'm gonna look for our father as soon as i'm out of here | 1.1667 | 0.05233 | 72 | 62 | 8 | 2 |
6809 | Dalla padella al torace. Italian pun, sorry! | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
6810 | We have reached the pinnacle of indoor dining | 1.1667 | 0.06363 | 60 | 53 | 4 | 3 |
6811 | It’s our new sous chef, Jonah. I give him 3 days | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
6812 | I told you not to burn the risotto. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6813 | We have to rethink our sign that says “ all you can eat “. | 1.1667 | 0.05119 | 54 | 45 | 9 | 0 |
6814 | We’ll never find the Chef’s palate from here. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6815 | ‘What do we do without the meat???’ | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6816 | OH. Johnson and WALES. Whoops. | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
6817 | Welcome to Flavortown. | 1.1667 | 0.05119 | 54 | 45 | 9 | 0 |
6818 | I thought it went ‘you are what you eat’ | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6819 | Hold on. Jacob has always been known as a bit of a prankster." | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6820 | Was it you are what you eat or you are what’s eating you? I never seem to remember | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6821 | I thought we were doing vegan tonight, chef? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6822 | Who knew he likes sushi? | 1.1667 | 0.05119 | 54 | 45 | 9 | 0 |
6823 | When a client ask the chef, you never know what's going to happen. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
6824 | Cock and ball torture be like | 1.1667 | 0.04740 | 84 | 72 | 10 | 2 |
6825 | « I have a bad gut feeling » | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6826 | I think we should have drawn the line somewhere on, “fresh” | 1.1667 | 0.04970 | 78 | 67 | 9 | 2 |
6827 | Who are we cooking for if Jonah isn’t here? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6828 | Penn Station still sucks. | 1.1667 | 0.05903 | 60 | 52 | 6 | 2 |
6829 | I always wanted to be the personal chef for a TV celebrity; I just never thought it would be for Ms Frizzle. | 1.1647 | 0.04379 | 85 | 72 | 12 | 1 |
6830 | I don't think this is what the chef meant when he said we believe in fresh food.. | 1.1647 | 0.04047 | 85 | 71 | 14 | 0 |
6831 | I told you that boiled live whale was a bad idea. | 1.1646 | 0.04911 | 79 | 68 | 9 | 2 |
6832 | I told you he wouldn't want the Catch of the Day. | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
6833 | The chef said if we made the daily special "Surf n surf" we'd be fine but I'm having my doubts. | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
6834 | You know what else—I think we left the stove on. | 1.1644 | 0.04368 | 73 | 61 | 12 | 0 |
6835 | I asked do you want it well done. He just blew up. | 1.1644 | 0.05522 | 73 | 64 | 6 | 3 |
6836 | And your time starts... now!" Nathan Hitzeman, Sacramento, C | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
6837 | Jonah said it was this way” #newyorkercaptioncontes | 1.1644 | 0.05522 | 73 | 64 | 6 | 3 |
6838 | I’m not sure this is what they meant by ‘looking inward’ for inspiration | 1.1644 | 0.04784 | 73 | 62 | 10 | 1 |
6839 | Shall we turn back and look for some eggs closer to the colon? | 1.1644 | 0.04784 | 73 | 62 | 10 | 1 |
6840 | This is taking farm-to-table a bit far, don’t you think? | 1.1644 | 0.04368 | 73 | 61 | 12 | 0 |
6841 | I never thought head-to-tail cooking meant cooking while going head to tail. | 1.1644 | 0.04784 | 73 | 62 | 10 | 1 |
6842 | Look, I don’t know what “Sooga” is, either... | 1.1644 | 0.04368 | 73 | 61 | 12 | 0 |
6843 | Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6844 | This is the last time we cater a birthday party for a kid named Jonah. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6845 | All I was asking is how do we marinade under the rib cage, there was no need to construct a scaled up model. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6846 | I guess the free range grilled krill special wasn’t such a good idea after all. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
6847 | Looks like we're the chef's special. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6848 | I just knew a reality show called 'Jonah's Kitchen' sounded fishy! | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6849 | Let's turn around and start with the smaller ones. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6850 | I think our efforts at sustainable seafood have gone awry. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6851 | I guess we confit." | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6852 | Are you Jonah? | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6853 | Come on, Ratatouille, think! | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6854 | We wanted it fresh but this is ridiculous. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6855 | Miles of meat, nowhere to heat. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6856 | We're never going to figure out what wine to pair with this. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6857 | Kind of makes your toque shrivel. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6858 | If you can think of a better way to get spare ribs, let me know. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6859 | Well after eating game hen, we've created the world's first whale-chef-en" | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6860 | I farted. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
6861 | Man, that carrot had its revenge. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6862 | Maybe 'Top Chef: Nineveh' wasn't the best idea. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
6863 | I don’t think this is what they mean by inside dining. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6864 | Maybe we should’ve brought a knife. | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
6865 | We should have opened a rib joint. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6866 | Let's pray it is pescatarian. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6867 | I'm thinking tonight's mystery special just might be us. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
6868 | I thought they said it's a two-man job... | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6869 | Well, Chef, turnabout IS fair play.... | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6870 | We’re a long way from home, Toto... | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6871 | Just how many ways can you prepare krill? | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
6872 | This is not what I meant when I asked for pork belly. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6873 | Hey! Let’s follow the recipe. It says from rib six to twelve. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6874 | The Oculus sure is leaky. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6875 | Who’s saying now, it isn’t fresh?! | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6876 | I never thought indoor dining meant THIS indoors | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6877 | Well, it’s certainly not the most sanitary environment but I’ve seen worse. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6878 | No, I don’t know who ordered the Mynok. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6879 | Harry, this is not the oculus where the NYC Food Festival is! | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6880 | I think we sniffed a little too much of that sage. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
6881 | Three words: Guy Fry Day | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6882 | Does kitchen staff really have to leave through the back door? | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
6883 | I'm not seeing the rack of ribs. They said "you can't miss 'em." | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
6884 | I said we needed meat for the dish, not to meet our dish. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
6885 | Hope it likes our krill cheese sandwich... | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
6886 | When I heard "Fish for dinner," I didn't realize your last name was Fish. | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
6887 | It's not like Congress can help us. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
6888 | I don't know, I think it's kind of poetic. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
6889 | I think you took that "I'm so hungry I could cook a whale" a little too far. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
6890 | The food we cook was meant to end up inside him, not us! | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6891 | Chef did say he wants us to really know our profession inside and out... | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6892 | I have a sneaky feeling we might have walked into the wrong butcher shop. | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6893 | No wonder why Jonah said one short rib would be enough for his entire family. | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
6894 | How are we going to make this the star of our dish? | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6895 | Now I'm sorry I signed up for this TV chef competition. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
6896 | No tripe tonight! | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6897 | Wow! This one is huge! How do we prepare to cook this one? | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
6898 | yes, but the rent's cheap. | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6899 | Chef said he wanted it fresh but I'm not sure if this is what he meant! | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6900 | Well, becoming chefs didn't work. We need a new plan. | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
6901 | I’m afraid to ask, but what are they feeding this thing? | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6902 | I hear the ribs are fresh tonight. | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6903 | So much for sourcing whale cutlets! | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6904 | Wow! This kitchen is a 'Beast'. | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6905 | I'm pretty sure the Head Chef wouldn't know that we are going for his throat. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
6906 | Make no bones about it, Francois! I too vividly recall Higgins referring to me as "a spineless chef, incapable of taking culinary risks." | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
6907 | At least after nature calls we’ll become more organic than anything we ever prepared. | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6908 | What was that about an Orwhaleian distopia? | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6909 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked for my fin back. | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
6910 | I’m so tired of working in Brooklyn. | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
6911 | Another lean vegetarian cut... need that Bittman book, how to make anything taste good. | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
6912 | Whos stomach just grumbled | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
6913 | Soo...ribs on the menu tonight? | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
6914 | uhh this seems a little fishy | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
6915 | I can’t hardly wait! | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
6916 | Now where did that fish go? | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
6917 | But she's a vegetarian. | 1.1636 | 0.05034 | 55 | 46 | 9 | 0 |
6918 | we will do anything to get our first Michelin star. even allowing a whale to swallow us so we can get tbe best fat for renderung | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
6919 | Honey, I shrunk the cooks. | 1.1636 | 0.05034 | 55 | 46 | 9 | 0 |
6920 | I told you we shouldn't have put that Fantastic Voyage prop in the kitchen. | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
6921 | Wow, given that we're both Cordon Bleu trained, I would think this guy's stomach would have a bit more in it. | 1.1636 | 0.05034 | 55 | 46 | 9 | 0 |
6922 | Got any good recipes for krill? | 1.1636 | 0.06230 | 55 | 48 | 5 | 2 |
6923 | I thought you said Cooking would get us to the heart of the mater | 1.1636 | 0.05034 | 55 | 46 | 9 | 0 |
6924 | little did we think about this | 1.1636 | 0.05034 | 55 | 46 | 9 | 0 |
6925 | We'll need to need to rename from "Fresh Eats" to "Eaten Fresh", otherwise this place will do | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
6926 | Remember when being out of fish was a problem, not a goal? | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
6927 | Your vowing to check that there’s no pulse next time is precious, Karl. | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
6928 | They say you have to work your way up from the bottom. | 1.1636 | 0.05034 | 55 | 46 | 9 | 0 |
6929 | I must have the freshest ingredients | 1.1633 | 0.06080 | 49 | 42 | 6 | 1 |
6930 | Where do you think they keep the short ribs? | 1.1633 | 0.05335 | 49 | 41 | 8 | 0 |
6931 | When I said put your back into it.... | 1.1633 | 0.05335 | 49 | 41 | 8 | 0 |
6932 | Where do you think we should set up the omelet station? | 1.1633 | 0.05335 | 49 | 41 | 8 | 0 |
6933 | At least I thought I typed gastroNOMY... | 1.1630 | 0.04169 | 92 | 78 | 13 | 1 |
6934 | Looks like they want a refund. | 1.1628 | 0.04332 | 86 | 73 | 12 | 1 |
6935 | I thought we 86'd the ribs. | 1.1628 | 0.07389 | 43 | 38 | 3 | 2 |
6936 | Somehow I don't think this is what spatchcocking is supposed to look like. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
6937 | Accentuate the positive | 1.1625 | 0.04151 | 80 | 67 | 13 | 0 |
6938 | Maybe 'Farm to Stomach' wasn't the best idea. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
6939 | Did Jonah order the fish special? | 1.1625 | 0.04151 | 80 | 67 | 13 | 0 |
6940 | Now we know better than to leave kitchen to meet a guest who wants to speak to the chef. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
6941 | They said we were supposed to cook this | 1.1622 | 0.04314 | 74 | 62 | 12 | 0 |
6942 | I thought you said that Queens would be a culinary delight. | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
6943 | Last thing I remember was water coming into the galley, Jonah. | 1.1622 | 0.05101 | 74 | 64 | 8 | 2 |
6944 | I thought that you brought the matches. | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
6945 | Tripe on the menu again? | 1.1622 | 0.04314 | 74 | 62 | 12 | 0 |
6946 | The only thing I regret is that I didn't have time to prepare the deserts. | 1.1622 | 0.04314 | 74 | 62 | 12 | 0 |
6947 | Are you sure you were told in the dream: "Here is the word of the Lord, get up and find yourself a whale axis" | 1.1622 | 0.04314 | 74 | 62 | 12 | 0 |
6948 | You forgot to bring the recipe and the cookbook! Again! | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
6949 | i told you not to press the button! | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
6950 | Everything is already precooked here. | 1.1622 | 0.05101 | 74 | 64 | 8 | 2 |
6951 | Do you smell fisk? | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
6952 | Look, just stick with me here, this isn’t somethin’ they taught at culinary school. | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
6953 | I’m beginning to think that making ribs for dinner is not such a good idea. | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
6954 | Maybe opening our Giger-themed restaurant in the middle of a pandemic wasn't so smart? | 1.1622 | 0.04314 | 74 | 62 | 12 | 0 |
6955 | Are you sure this is the right recipe? | 1.1622 | 0.04314 | 74 | 62 | 12 | 0 |
6956 | Whale is officially off the menu | 1.1622 | 0.05101 | 74 | 64 | 8 | 2 |
6957 | Looks like our feelings finally ate us! | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
6958 | It seems we’ve lost our taste bud. | 1.1622 | 0.04314 | 74 | 62 | 12 | 0 |
6959 | Are you sure, I though Jamie Oliver said 'wibs'".. | 1.1622 | 0.05101 | 74 | 64 | 8 | 2 |
6960 | Where’s the gastrotruck? | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
6961 | Where's Anthony Bourdain when we need him ?! | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
6962 | We're going to need a bigger spatula. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
6963 | Hope he finds us hard to swallow! | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
6964 | For a vegan cafe, this isn't a great idea for an entrance. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
6965 | I left the knives in the car. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
6966 | We swear never to serve seafood ever again. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
6967 | Finally got our comeuppance . . . | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
6968 | Who ordered rjbs? | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
6969 | I guess people didn’t have this in mind when they said they wanted indoor dining again. | 1.1618 | 0.05387 | 68 | 59 | 7 | 2 |
6970 | nan | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
6971 | I fear our roles got switched! | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
6972 | It's so awkward sending food back. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
6973 | Forget about the heart. We've got to find his stomach first. | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
6974 | Now who was it said "You are what you eat?" | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
6975 | I know I said I could find my way around any kitchen, but this might be the exception. | 1.1618 | 0.05387 | 68 | 59 | 7 | 2 |
6976 | We can stop looking for the food processor. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
6977 | I thought he said 'quail belly'. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
6978 | ....But how do we get to the tenderloin? | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
6979 | I know the taste buds are around here somewhere. | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
6980 | Hey Jonnah, brothers are here to chop some whale intestines wall sushi | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
6981 | They said to cook until the internal temperature reaches 165 degrees 🤷🏼♂️ | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
6982 | You think we could get people in here with a Groupon? | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
6983 | We're short on fresh fish tonight. | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
6984 | Perhaps it's not an ideal location for a pop-up restaurant. | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
6985 | Pépé, I don't think we're in Le Cordon Bleu anymore. | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
6986 | Got a recipe for krill, with a little herring and anchovies on the side? | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
6987 | I guess our experiments with the nano-cuisine went too far | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
6988 | Indoor dining indeed | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
6989 | I don't think our dinner menu is the fresh meat anymore... | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
6990 | I guess I didn't realize just how serious The Food Network is about outdoing Extreme Chef. | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
6991 | Making spare ribs was easy. | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
6992 | Damn. I think I left the stove on. | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
6993 | They didn't teach us how to become an appetizer. | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
6994 | I have a new distaste for nose-to-tail eating. | 1.1613 | 0.05723 | 62 | 54 | 6 | 2 |
6995 | Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs. | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
6996 | Spare ribs? | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
6997 | What do we charge for the mammoth-sized prime rib? | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
6998 | Those oysters are huge! | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
6999 | They do say the kitchen is ‘the belly of the beast’.. | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
7000 | I told you “In My Heart” wasn’t a good name for a vegan place | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
7001 | Is this the new covid-kitchen? | 1.1613 | 0.06168 | 62 | 55 | 4 | 3 |
7002 | I guess we’ve been Chopped. | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
7003 | Where’s Jonah when we need him? | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
7004 | When we agreed to join him as his cooks, Jonah forgot to mention that there would be no way to heat the food | 1.1607 | 0.06125 | 56 | 49 | 5 | 2 |
7005 | All I said was 'You butcher, he'll cook and I'll make the sauce.' | 1.1607 | 0.06125 | 56 | 49 | 5 | 2 |
7006 | Great. Now we don’t have enough for Jonah. | 1.1607 | 0.06125 | 56 | 49 | 5 | 2 |
7007 | There must be a standing rib roast in here somewhere. | 1.1607 | 0.04952 | 56 | 47 | 9 | 0 |
7008 | The boss wants New American, but I only do krill. | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
7009 | I told you, we're short order cooks--we don't do ribs! | 1.1607 | 0.04952 | 56 | 47 | 9 | 0 |
7010 | There seems to be some confusion about the "Chef's Tasting Menu". | 1.1607 | 0.04952 | 56 | 47 | 9 | 0 |
7011 | Jonah, I thought you said you would bring the barbecue sauce! | 1.1607 | 0.04952 | 56 | 47 | 9 | 0 |
7012 | Foraging in situ, what were you thinking? | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
7013 | Must be a French recipe. | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
7014 | this was the dream I was talking about | 1.1607 | 0.06125 | 56 | 49 | 5 | 2 |
7015 | I must have got the reduction step wrong | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
7016 | Rummage around for some other ingredients, that monkey butt could be delicious with a cilantro-persimmon glaze. | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
7017 | Jonah? Your mother says you have to eat! | 1.1605 | 0.05109 | 81 | 71 | 7 | 3 |
7018 | Peter I told you that sauce was too dangerous. | 1.1605 | 0.04104 | 81 | 68 | 13 | 0 |
7019 | - Say, Jonah, is it what I think it is? - Yeah, we are locked up in The Oculus again... | 1.1605 | 0.04464 | 81 | 69 | 11 | 1 |
7020 | Trust me—it doesn’t look like much, but that’s how it is when you get in before gentrification. | 1.1605 | 0.04464 | 81 | 69 | 11 | 1 |
7021 | I was afraid when it swallowed us. Think it'll affect our taste? | 1.1605 | 0.04464 | 81 | 69 | 11 | 1 |
7022 | We're gonna need a bigger barbeque. | 1.1600 | 0.04262 | 75 | 63 | 12 | 0 |
7023 | This is not what I thought he meant by "in-person cooking". | 1.1600 | 0.04665 | 75 | 64 | 10 | 1 |
7024 | Omlet from the eggs of a whale. I should have known that the boss was joking with us.... | 1.1600 | 0.05966 | 50 | 43 | 6 | 1 |
7025 | You need to learn this job from the inside out. | 1.1600 | 0.04262 | 75 | 63 | 12 | 0 |
7026 | We're next. | 1.1600 | 0.04665 | 75 | 64 | 10 | 1 |
7027 | In retrospect I shouldn’t have offered the giant that brownie | 1.1600 | 0.05037 | 75 | 65 | 8 | 2 |
7028 | I should have taken a left at Albuquerque! | 1.1600 | 0.04665 | 75 | 64 | 10 | 1 |
7029 | The trick will be making sure our cuisine doesn't come out too brine-y. | 1.1600 | 0.05037 | 75 | 65 | 8 | 2 |
7030 | I heat it has trouble swallowing | 1.1600 | 0.05966 | 50 | 43 | 6 | 1 |
7031 | Better take pork belly off the menu. | 1.1600 | 0.04665 | 75 | 64 | 10 | 1 |
7032 | who ate all the damn pancakes" | 1.1600 | 0.05037 | 75 | 65 | 8 | 2 |
7033 | This is a little too personal for my personal taste! | 1.1600 | 0.04665 | 75 | 64 | 10 | 1 |
7034 | Forget London Broil. Today's Special is Short Ribs! | 1.1600 | 0.05037 | 75 | 65 | 8 | 2 |
7035 | This is what you get for following a puppet, Fred. | 1.1600 | 0.04665 | 75 | 64 | 10 | 1 |
7036 | Try pin-boning this with your tweezers Fred | 1.1600 | 0.05237 | 50 | 42 | 8 | 0 |
7037 | But how will we bring them sugar and tea and rum? | 1.1600 | 0.04665 | 75 | 64 | 10 | 1 |
7038 | I told you we should’ve kept the shark’s fin recipe | 1.1600 | 0.04262 | 75 | 63 | 12 | 0 |
7039 | Inside out cake | 1.1596 | 0.03797 | 94 | 79 | 15 | 0 |
7040 | 'Parched' is the least if our troubles. | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
7041 | Our plan to cook something up didn't pan out. | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
7042 | I told you. No one else knows how to pick a “catch of the day” better! | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
7043 | So,where is Jonah now? | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
7044 | Did your phone autocorrect “galley” to “gullet” again? | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
7045 | Could have at least properly seasoned us. | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
7046 | If this is another animal rights stunt, you can stand down... we’re vegans! | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
7047 | I was under the impression that “nose to tail” cooking meant something different. | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
7048 | Hey, at least this dish calls for Sous Vide. | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
7049 | II thought I saw a long-nosed wooden creature scurrying around out here. | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
7050 | I said, "Let's name him Moby Dick". NOT ,"Let's feed him a fish stick!" | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
7051 | I signed up for the tiny kitchen cooking course, this is way beyond my expectations. | 1.1594 | 0.05313 | 69 | 60 | 7 | 2 |
7052 | It's a whale lot of space, lets see where to cook from..... | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
7053 | I knew we shouldn't have named our restaurant "Nineveh." | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
7054 | Looks like the special is ribs again. | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
7055 | Surprise, surprise... the dishwasher didn't show up for his f***ing shift. | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
7056 | Locally sourced is getting a little out of hand” | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
7057 | They never mentioned this in culinary school. | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
7058 | She said it’s still a bit too rare. | 1.1594 | 0.05313 | 69 | 60 | 7 | 2 |
7059 | I really don't want to cook Pinocchio, but we have been here for 3 weeks. | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
7060 | I don’t know what to tell you. You said ‘be the dish’ and now you’re blaming me? | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
7061 | They say, “if you’re not at the stove, you’re on the menu.” | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
7062 | Johah said it's a sure fire way to get a three-day weekend. | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
7063 | Well, Head Chef Jonah is not here either | 1.1594 | 0.05313 | 69 | 60 | 7 | 2 |
7064 | Lemon butter? | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
7065 | See, Ted? I told you we should have offered valet parking. | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
7066 | I knew she’d win the Chef Race ” | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
7067 | Are you sure she said she wanted ‘two fat cooks inside’ her? | 1.1591 | 0.03921 | 88 | 74 | 14 | 0 |
7068 | Crap Teddy! We forgot our masks! | 1.1591 | 0.06456 | 44 | 38 | 5 | 1 |
7069 | I said are you lactose intolerant"; He said let me show you... | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
7070 | How about we call our next cookbook, “Mastering the Art of Krill Cooking”? | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7071 | The ribs were my favorite things to eat. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7072 | Fuck you Ms. Frizzle. What an actual Bitch. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7073 | But I thought the neckbone was connected to the thigh bone. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
7074 | We'd best get a larger oven, Jonah | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7075 | this doesn't look like the kitchen | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7076 | I don't know. You just can't satisfy some people! | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
7077 | 86 breakfast, lunch AND dinner. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7078 | I feel ready to cook whatever comes but am hoping for a giant squid. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
7079 | Jonah,are you feeling a sense of deja vu too?? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
7080 | Too bad we forgot the Parsley. It helps digestion. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7081 | At least Cuomo didn't send us to the death camp nursing homes. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7082 | So much for crab puffs Jonah. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7083 | I guess Chef Jonah has taken his skills back to Galilee | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
7084 | Uh... hey mate we were supposed to cook the belly of the beast, not go into it. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
7085 | I know where in a bad way, but why is there a floor in here? | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7086 | I fear the God of whales has just spoken." | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
7087 | I don't even know what plankton looks like! | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7088 | What say we just make ribs tonight | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7089 | The stoves won't have electricity, and the ambiance might not be the best, but the rent is amazing | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7090 | When we get out, let’s clarify the “all” you can eat. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7091 | We can't make a living out of guts alone. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
7092 | These "free if you finish" challenges are getting out of hand. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
7093 | This is a whale of a dilemma... I guess there won’t be fish on tonight’s menu! | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
7094 | Looks as though that Jonah oil fad has really taken off. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7095 | There's something fishy about this rib joint. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7096 | In this basket we have bone broth, seawater and tongue. I think I will make a 5 course french meal. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7097 | Wow! Fred requested Brontosaurus ribs? | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
7098 | . Should we do St. Louis or Spare Ribs? | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7099 | I forgot what I came here for. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
7100 | What time did Ms. Frizzle say she would pick us up? | 1.1587 | 0.03723 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7101 | He asked for a ribeye, not the eye of the ribs. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
7102 | Looks like our Amazon Fresh order has arrived. I do not see any oil in there though... | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7103 | We bit more than we could chew | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
7104 | Umm, I think the dinner for tonight's reception is going to be delayed. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7105 | I told you that Tyrannosaurs Rex’s mouth was not the entry to the kitchen! This is Jurassic Park after all. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
7106 | Indoor dining feels over-whale-ming today. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
7107 | Why would anyone have H.R. Giger design their kitchen? | 1.1585 | 0.04058 | 82 | 69 | 13 | 0 |
7108 | I heard the butcher was pretty pissed, too. | 1.1579 | 0.04608 | 76 | 65 | 10 | 1 |
7109 | I just wish The Lord had let me finish that risotto first. | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
7110 | I was thinking ribs for the main course. | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7111 | You must have mis-heard me. I clearly said , "Bring the jelly of the yeast." | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
7112 | Wow! I had no idea how literal they meant it when they named this course Food Immersion. | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7113 | Hi! Want to come over and have some pineapple cake for dessert? | 1.1579 | 0.04975 | 76 | 66 | 8 | 2 |
7114 | Take it from me, If you never develop a backbone, you will become obsolete in this business. | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7115 | I think Uber Eats left already !! | 1.1579 | 0.04975 | 76 | 66 | 8 | 2 |
7116 | Jeeezzz! . . . Where did I go wrong?? | 1.1579 | 0.04608 | 76 | 65 | 10 | 1 |
7117 | When I took the job at “Gepeto’s”, I didn’t think it would be this specialized... | 1.1579 | 0.06023 | 57 | 50 | 5 | 2 |
7118 | I can’t make soup from THIS!?! | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7119 | Today's idea of indoor outdoor eating. | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7120 | How do we cater to this palate? | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
7121 | We got not food for this monster, now we become its food! | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7122 | A krill bisque might be just the ticket to get out of here. | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7123 | Sadly, this is the only way to get the semi-digested krill the recipe calls for. | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7124 | They call this place Prime Ribs’ Revenge. | 1.1579 | 0.04211 | 76 | 64 | 12 | 0 |
7125 | Jeepers Jacque, we can only wait to see what seafood the next breach brings in! | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7126 | Well, I guess they really liked the meal. | 1.1579 | 0.04608 | 76 | 65 | 10 | 1 |
7127 | Sorry Jonah, no crustaceans today. How about anchovies for lunch? | 1.1579 | 0.04975 | 76 | 66 | 8 | 2 |
7128 | You're right. Just one of these plus the five loaves should feed the multitude. | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
7129 | I guess it’s plankton frites forever, amen. | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7130 | So fish for the Special tonight?? | 1.1579 | 0.04608 | 76 | 65 | 10 | 1 |
7131 | ‘Are we lost?’ | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7132 | I guess we don’t need to cook the breakfast anymore. | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7133 | You had to add ‘Neo Soul’ to the menu” | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7134 | VIP whale insiders ... | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7135 | we gonna have to take pre-digested shrimp off the menu | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7136 | There's a plates of fish in the sea. | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
7137 | Oh blubber... | 1.1579 | 0.04975 | 76 | 66 | 8 | 2 |
7138 | Oh, so this is how it's like to be on the other end | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
7139 | Is this what they mean by standing rib? | 1.1571 | 0.04831 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
7140 | I thought The Belly of the Beast was one of those Food Network chef competitions when I filled out the application. | 1.1571 | 0.05623 | 70 | 62 | 5 | 3 |
7141 | I don't think this is way to the restaurant . | 1.1571 | 0.04381 | 70 | 59 | 11 | 0 |
7142 | There is no light at the end of this tunnel. | 1.1571 | 0.04831 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
7143 | If this wasn't required for graduation, I'd have registered for fish. | 1.1571 | 0.04381 | 70 | 59 | 11 | 0 |
7144 | I know I've always wanted a stew named after me,but... | 1.1571 | 0.04831 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
7145 | We are gonna need a bigger sauté pan. | 1.1571 | 0.04831 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
7146 | This job is starting to eat at me. | 1.1571 | 0.04831 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
7147 | Well, you're the one who wanted the freshest sushi possible. | 1.1571 | 0.05242 | 70 | 61 | 7 | 2 |
7148 | Honey, who shrank the chefs? | 1.1571 | 0.05242 | 70 | 61 | 7 | 2 |
7149 | It's gonna take more than grilled krill and anchovies to stay open. | 1.1571 | 0.04381 | 70 | 59 | 11 | 0 |
7150 | I know I said we needed a ton of seafood on the menu, but didn't mean it literally. | 1.1571 | 0.04381 | 70 | 59 | 11 | 0 |
7151 | Jonah you can't panic now, just remember that krill is hard to come by in the city. At least you aren't the sous-chef who had to chase down a shark fin. | 1.1571 | 0.04831 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
7152 | Not another pescatarian menu. | 1.1571 | 0.04831 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
7153 | I've never made ribs this way before and I definitely came from the south. | 1.1571 | 0.05242 | 70 | 61 | 7 | 2 |
7154 | You’re gonna need a bigger gravy boat. | 1.1571 | 0.04381 | 70 | 59 | 11 | 0 |
7155 | So this must be what 'take out' feels like? | 1.1571 | 0.04381 | 70 | 59 | 11 | 0 |
7156 | Oh Oh, an empty stomach- better get the fish hash recipe out! | 1.1571 | 0.04831 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
7157 | I thought they wanted beef-ribs. | 1.1571 | 0.04381 | 70 | 59 | 11 | 0 |
7158 | I’m starting to think we should have walked away from the river to reach the Oculus.. | 1.1571 | 0.04381 | 70 | 59 | 11 | 0 |
7159 | Is it just me, or do you also suddenly feel woefully ill-equipped to break down this fish for Service? | 1.1571 | 0.04381 | 70 | 59 | 11 | 0 |
7160 | How many times do I have to remind you not to accept orders off-off the menu ?! | 1.1571 | 0.04831 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
7161 | WE made that? | 1.1571 | 0.04831 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
7162 | Turns out vegan pastry chef was the safer career choice after all. | 1.1571 | 0.05242 | 70 | 61 | 7 | 2 |
7163 | That’s what happens when you lie about your recipes | 1.1571 | 0.04381 | 70 | 59 | 11 | 0 |
7164 | This is not what I had in mind when I said destination dinner | 1.1571 | 0.04381 | 70 | 59 | 11 | 0 |
7165 | All we need to do now is to find a ridiculously big rosemary branch | 1.1571 | 0.04831 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
7166 | now I get why it’s called offal. | 1.1571 | 0.04381 | 70 | 59 | 11 | 0 |
7167 | Whale, wasn’t this a mistake! Really, this is no time for dad jokes! | 1.1571 | 0.04381 | 70 | 59 | 11 | 0 |
7168 | Will you pick the next ingredient? | 1.1569 | 0.06491 | 51 | 45 | 4 | 2 |
7169 | Not exactly what I had in mind when he said ‘Supersize Me’. | 1.1569 | 0.05856 | 51 | 44 | 6 | 1 |
7170 | I hope the stir fried krill wasn't too indigest | 1.1569 | 0.05143 | 51 | 43 | 8 | 0 |
7171 | Not sure about out of the box but they certainly went in! | 1.1569 | 0.06491 | 51 | 45 | 4 | 2 |
7172 | I've never seen that Michelin star before... | 1.1566 | 0.04014 | 83 | 70 | 13 | 0 |
7173 | Maybe it's the smell… | 1.1566 | 0.04364 | 83 | 71 | 11 | 1 |
7174 | I think we've taken foreplay too far. | 1.1566 | 0.04014 | 83 | 70 | 13 | 0 |
7175 | I told you the fish was too big for the pan. | 1.1566 | 0.04992 | 83 | 73 | 7 | 3 |
7176 | Actually, ‘Brontosaurus’ *is* the accepted scientific name. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
7177 | I'm up for any new suggestion on how to cook krill. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
7178 | Ready for the turtle soup! | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
7179 | I swear Jonah said it was a whale of a culinary opportunity | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
7180 | On second thought, we will need the larger stock pot. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
7181 | Fresh fish! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
7182 | You know, I think I could have become a pretty good vegetarian chef without this kind of immersion therapy. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
7183 | These are the longest short ribs I've ever seen. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
7184 | I guess the Chef’s Special today is the Chef himself. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
7185 | This person was so hungry, he/she ate the chefs too. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
7186 | Kosher enough for you? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
7187 | Maybe we should flip a coin ... I can't make heads or tails of it. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
7188 | I knew I should have prepped more garlic butter... | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
7189 | I forgot the lemon. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
7190 | It's gonna take a lot of guts to make this work. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
7191 | I think we passes the baby back ribs a while ago. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
7192 | I should have been a Sushi Chef | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
7193 | Yeah, me neither. But when Jonah hired us I'm sure he said there was a kitchen back here. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
7194 | Oh my.. we got carried away. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
7195 | I'm thinking BBQ ribs for tonight's dinner special. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
7196 | But just before he expired he called out 'Fuck off out of here, you stupid muppets!!' | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
7197 | I hope he got his baleen fixed. The last delivery was full of all kinds of garbage. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
7198 | Looks like we are out of bacon | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
7199 | lets chef up something in here | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
7200 | I'd say we go with barbecued ribs. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
7201 | I know there’s a spare rib in here somewhere. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
7202 | So you think that boiling lobster was serious when he said he'd get a third party to do his fighting? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
7203 | I knew he had a whale of an appetite, but this is ridiculous. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
7204 | Right, how do we make this nose to tail concept work? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
7205 | I don’t think the guests are coming FOR dinner. I think they ARE dinner, my friend. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
7206 | Well, the recipe did say that it would rise during cooking | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
7207 | I hate sushi | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
7208 | I guess the rent is cheap... | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
7209 | Why do they call this show "Celebrity Chef Stuffing? | 1.1558 | 0.04914 | 77 | 67 | 8 | 2 |
7210 | I smell a burp. | 1.1558 | 0.04161 | 77 | 65 | 12 | 0 |
7211 | Are you sure he said a "rack" of ribs? | 1.1558 | 0.04553 | 77 | 66 | 10 | 1 |
7212 | Cooking from the hip is hard work! | 1.1558 | 0.04553 | 77 | 66 | 10 | 1 |
7213 | Mr Ellison will be here in 20 min with guests and a lot of fish...where’s the stove? | 1.1558 | 0.04161 | 77 | 65 | 12 | 0 |
7214 | ''This is either a whale of a tale or a tail of the whale!'' | 1.1556 | 0.05464 | 45 | 38 | 7 | 0 |
7215 | I'll call it Jonah's. | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
7216 | Tonight's 'Chef's Special'?... Check. | 1.1552 | 0.04796 | 58 | 49 | 9 | 0 |
7217 | These cooking shows are really getting out of hand. | 1.1552 | 0.04796 | 58 | 49 | 9 | 0 |
7218 | Jonah didn’t even smile when you asked if he’d like some nice tongue for lunch. | 1.1552 | 0.04796 | 58 | 49 | 9 | 0 |
7219 | This was your idea to go fishing!!!! | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
7220 | Check this echo out..... JONAH......JOnah......jonah | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
7221 | Like I said, we should just trust our gut feeling. | 1.1552 | 0.06415 | 58 | 52 | 3 | 3 |
7222 | I guess we'll have to 86 the entire menu. | 1.1552 | 0.04796 | 58 | 49 | 9 | 0 |
7223 | How did they confuse "serving baby backs" with "being served to a baby back"? | 1.1552 | 0.04796 | 58 | 49 | 9 | 0 |
7224 | And what about the protein? | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
7225 | You and your, ‘Keep the head on.’ | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
7226 | We never should have asked for spare ribs. | 1.1552 | 0.03732 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7227 | Ok, we got Cat fished, this isn't a restaurant hiring chefs! But you gotta admit, 'The Whale's Belly' is a real great name for a Seafood Diner! | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
7228 | Define “indoor” dining | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
7229 | pete meet your meat | 1.1552 | 0.04796 | 58 | 49 | 9 | 0 |
7230 | I told you we should have made a right after the third tooth to get to the pantry. Now look at us...we are lost. | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
7231 | I’m sure we’ll be busy once we can serve at full capacity again. | 1.1552 | 0.04796 | 58 | 49 | 9 | 0 |
7232 | « You're positive he really asked it to be whale-cooked? » | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
7233 | My preference is to make rather than be dinner. | 1.1549 | 0.04325 | 71 | 60 | 11 | 0 |
7234 | This probably would have worked out better if we were vegans. | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
7235 | No fried foods for Billy? Whatever will we do! | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
7236 | This does not bode well for our new vegetarian restaurant. | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
7237 | I always wondered what it feels to be on the other side | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
7238 | Woe, gastronomically speaking it looks like we're gonna be poached. | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
7239 | I never expected to be standing on Joe Biden’s tongue waiting for him to lick a staffer | 1.1549 | 0.04325 | 71 | 60 | 11 | 0 |
7240 | Damn smart speakers. I said, "standing rib roast", NOT "standing in a rib roast". | 1.1549 | 0.05172 | 71 | 62 | 7 | 2 |
7241 | I thought we were going to MAKE the meal, not BE the meal. | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
7242 | We're gonna need a bigger bone-broth pot. | 1.1549 | 0.04325 | 71 | 60 | 11 | 0 |
7243 | I think we’ve gone overboard with today’s fish of the day selection. | 1.1549 | 0.04325 | 71 | 60 | 11 | 0 |
7244 | I haven't a clue what Jonas likes. | 1.1549 | 0.04325 | 71 | 60 | 11 | 0 |
7245 | You got a lot of backbone to open a new restaurant in here. | 1.1549 | 0.04325 | 71 | 60 | 11 | 0 |
7246 | What did they tell us to cook again? | 1.1549 | 0.04325 | 71 | 60 | 11 | 0 |
7247 | I think this is a wild goose chase | 1.1549 | 0.04325 | 71 | 60 | 11 | 0 |
7248 | Perhaps the fish was a bit too fresh. | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
7249 | Change your point of view, they said. | 1.1549 | 0.05172 | 71 | 62 | 7 | 2 |
7250 | This recipe is ruined without the plankton! | 1.1549 | 0.04325 | 71 | 60 | 11 | 0 |
7251 | If that krill's not gluten free we're in for a rough night. | 1.1548 | 0.04316 | 84 | 72 | 11 | 1 |
7252 | Guess our stew doesn’t stick to your ribs after all. | 1.1548 | 0.04316 | 84 | 72 | 11 | 1 |
7253 | I guess blubber's not an option then. | 1.1548 | 0.03970 | 84 | 71 | 13 | 0 |
7254 | How much sauce are going to need for this BBQ? | 1.1548 | 0.03970 | 84 | 71 | 13 | 0 |
7255 | The fish may have a few bones. | 1.1548 | 0.03970 | 84 | 71 | 13 | 0 |
7256 | What kind of indoor dining experience did you say this is? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7257 | I told you enrolling in The Moby Culinary School was a bad idea. | 1.1538 | 0.05052 | 52 | 44 | 8 | 0 |
7258 | These don't look like baby backs and there's only one way out of here. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
7259 | Do you see it? | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
7260 | I’ve been thinking about cutting back on the salt in the krill soup | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
7261 | When I told you to go pick up some ribs, this is not what I had in mind | 1.1538 | 0.05052 | 52 | 44 | 8 | 0 |
7262 | Well, it sure isn't the IRT. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
7263 | I think this is only a 3 day gig. | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
7264 | so, fillet from top? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7265 | Pan seared? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7266 | I’m pretty sure this is not how to fillet one of these things. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7267 | Encore cote de boeuf, peut-etre? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7268 | So this Jonah got a 5 Star rating on AirBnb, but I'm just not seeing it. | 1.1538 | 0.04498 | 78 | 67 | 10 | 1 |
7269 | I could be wrong but I think we're gonna need a bigger pan. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
7270 | This is what we get for coming up with the 'Blu | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
7271 | I said Korma, not Karma... | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 78 | 66 | 12 | 0 |
7272 | This is not my idea of the Paleo Diet. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
7273 | Where’s the love for Michelin stars? | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
7274 | You see? No meat here. How many times do we have to tell them that meat-eating is soo passé? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7275 | Well, we're not in Kansas anymore! | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
7276 | Well, there goes dinner. | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 78 | 66 | 12 | 0 |
7277 | Spare me. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7278 | This new walk-in freezer is making me uncomfortable. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
7279 | Is this some kind of karmic justice? | 1.1538 | 0.04498 | 78 | 67 | 10 | 1 |
7280 | All I know is the kitchen is virtual but the guests are here to eat. I have no idea who will deliver it. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7281 | Wait til Alanis hears about this one... | 1.1538 | 0.05052 | 52 | 44 | 8 | 0 |
7282 | Take Sea Monster Bisque off the menu, it' sold out and took our best sailor with it. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
7283 | At least we're not stuck on a deserted island? | 1.1538 | 0.05186 | 78 | 69 | 6 | 3 |
7284 | If she swallows the grill, we're good. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7285 | Only Gordon Ramsay could have come up with this! | 1.1538 | 0.06372 | 52 | 46 | 4 | 2 |
7286 | I'd heard that babies were getting larger. | 1.1538 | 0.04855 | 78 | 68 | 8 | 2 |
7287 | 'Remember, from now on we'll take the money first. Can't keep coming here to take back what's ours.' | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
7288 | Yeah I know they said Pinocchio themed restaurant, but this is not what I expected | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
7289 | I thought we were cooking...” | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
7290 | ‘Maybe these costumes make us look more appetizing?’ | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 78 | 66 | 12 | 0 |
7291 | I am tired of thinking how to feed our guests | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
7292 | I think we took the wrong turn at Côte de Boeuf | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7293 | I regret telling you to “know your food inside and out” | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7294 | I was going to make side dishes but the ribs are too overwhelming without a break. | 1.1529 | 0.03927 | 85 | 72 | 13 | 0 |
7295 | No, I don't have a recipe for 'whale' handy. | 1.1528 | 0.04270 | 72 | 61 | 11 | 0 |
7296 | Well Chef wanted a unique design for his barbecue restaurant but unfortunately he hired the guy from Disney... | 1.1528 | 0.05104 | 72 | 63 | 7 | 2 |
7297 | I'm a Chef Get Me Out of Here" Final . | 1.1528 | 0.04270 | 72 | 61 | 11 | 0 |
7298 | Looks like krill is on the menu tonight. | 1.1528 | 0.03784 | 72 | 63 | 9 | 0 |
7299 | Oh no! We are totally frenched. | 1.1528 | 0.05104 | 72 | 63 | 7 | 2 |
7300 | Hey Jonah,how would you like your eggs done? | 1.1528 | 0.05104 | 72 | 63 | 7 | 2 |
7301 | You’ll definitely need a larger pan. | 1.1528 | 0.04270 | 72 | 61 | 11 | 0 |
7302 | I do believe we’ve been tricked and are now caged in. | 1.1528 | 0.04706 | 72 | 62 | 9 | 1 |
7303 | hmmm, one thing I know for sure, we Wont have a whale of a time, taking on this lot!! | 1.1528 | 0.04270 | 72 | 61 | 11 | 0 |
7304 | We didn't make nearly enough stuffing. | 1.1528 | 0.04270 | 72 | 61 | 11 | 0 |
7305 | I know, I know. You warned me this was a whale of a client! | 1.1528 | 0.04706 | 72 | 62 | 9 | 1 |
7306 | I guess he really couldn't stomach it | 1.1528 | 0.04706 | 72 | 62 | 9 | 1 |
7307 | We just got out of quarantine... | 1.1528 | 0.04706 | 72 | 62 | 9 | 1 |
7308 | I’m not so sure about this farm-to-gut option. | 1.1528 | 0.04270 | 72 | 61 | 11 | 0 |
7309 | I think we are in the belly of the beast. What do you think, Bud? | 1.1528 | 0.04270 | 72 | 61 | 11 | 0 |
7310 | New tunnel? No signs to the subway Chef? | 1.1528 | 0.04270 | 72 | 61 | 11 | 0 |
7311 | Two frightened chefs stand in the middle of the gastrointestinal tract of some enormous creature. A spinal column runs above them, receding into distance, with rows of ribs spread on each side. One of the chefs holds a spatula; the other a small pot. | 1.1525 | 0.06310 | 59 | 53 | 3 | 3 |
7312 | How did we get ourselves in this fishy situation? | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7313 | There's got to be an easier way to catch krill. | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7314 | I always wondered what traveling during non-rush hour would look like. | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7315 | We don't have much longer here. He is eating pastrami this evening. | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
7316 | I think maybe we should have taken a left at the fork back there. | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7317 | ...this is worse than the time because we didn't recognize that restaurant critic from the Post... | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7318 | Call me Ishmael, --- oh, this is my cousin Sashimil. | 1.1525 | 0.05829 | 59 | 52 | 5 | 2 |
7319 | Let's take 'Fresh Krill' off the menu." | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7320 | Well, the master did say we'd find some Jonah's spice? for the fish stew down here | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7321 | This whale seems to be empty. How can we cook? | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
7322 | I had hoped that being a sous chef at Jurassic Park would have been a little more prestigious and a little less demanding. | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7323 | Got here too late! | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
7324 | Hey! Where's Mack the Knife? | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7325 | Are you sure they couldn’t deliver the ribs this week as usual? | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
7326 | You said you wanted the Catch of the Day to be fresh. Is this fresh enough for you? | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7327 | Whale soufflé is this week’s special! | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
7328 | Hey, I thought tonight’s special was short ribs!! | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
7329 | Not much for looks but it has good bones. | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
7330 | He wants something new. Kung Pao Krill? Krill Bolognese? Krill Benedict? Krill, krill, spam, and krill? ... | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7331 | The lost chefs of Jurassic Park. | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
7332 | There's no stove here. How do they expect us to cook a meal? | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7333 | p sherman 42 wallaby way sydney. | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7334 | I told you it was a trap! The entrance to this kitchen was kinda fishy... | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
7335 | This is one tough food critic, we must study his palate! | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7336 | Well, he did say he wanted fresh pork belly. | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
7337 | The working environment at Hell’s Kitchen is really starting to eat at me. | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
7338 | Okay, we made it, now let’s go try to bang these pots against god’s brain until he dies. | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
7339 | Really get a feel for what your cooking. Totally immerse yourself. | 1.1525 | 0.05829 | 59 | 52 | 5 | 2 |
7340 | Jonah's Brothers on Top Chef | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
7341 | I think I overheard the busboys saying last night's seafood special was a relative of his. | 1.1522 | 0.06191 | 46 | 40 | 5 | 1 |
7342 | I guess it's "All You Can Eat Ribs" again. | 1.1522 | 0.05354 | 46 | 39 | 7 | 0 |
7343 | What did we put in that sauce? | 1.1519 | 0.04064 | 79 | 67 | 12 | 0 |
7344 | Cheap real estate aside, we've had one customer, and he just got religion and left. | 1.1519 | 0.04445 | 79 | 68 | 10 | 1 |
7345 | We're French toast! | 1.1519 | 0.04445 | 79 | 68 | 10 | 1 |
7346 | It's a nice space, plenty of table and kitchen room, but light and ventilation might be a problem. | 1.1519 | 0.04445 | 79 | 68 | 10 | 1 |
7347 | Freshness is important, but this is ridiculous | 1.1519 | 0.04445 | 79 | 68 | 10 | 1 |
7348 | Is that... Captain Ahab? | 1.1515 | 0.05811 | 66 | 59 | 4 | 3 |
7349 | My preference would be to try to get out through there, than back the other way. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7350 | All those years training as a chef and all I can think about for dinner is having ribs. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7351 | I've been really getting into ribs lately. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7352 | I guess this is a BIG pig and we should start selling ribs. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7353 | On second thought, maybe Calatrava wasn’t the right choice for a kitchen renovation. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7354 | Prepare yourself - they asked for both white AND red. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7355 | It's called "vore" and no it doesn't mean I'm a furry | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7356 | Wow! It looks like our customer base has been swallowed up. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7357 | How do we get out of this ! | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7358 | Well, it is a mammal. So spare whale spare ribs it is. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7359 | You said he was a strict pescatarian. | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7360 | We my be in sushi hell, dude. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7361 | I told you it was a bad idea to make pterodactyl soup. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7362 | Too many Rib joints. | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7363 | I just don't know where to start. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7364 | If you thought getting *in* here was disturbing just wait until he shits us out. | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7365 | You do realize that microwave ovens work from the inside out? | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7366 | '"You thinking tuna melt too?" | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7367 | Perhaps it was not a wise career move agreeing to be Jonah’s chef | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7368 | Shall we prepare a classique Gutte Biomme? | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7369 | What now? He's developed a fish allergy. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7370 | The health inspector isn't going to like that. | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7371 | Don't think we're doing this right. | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7372 | I don't get it... Are we dead? | 1.1515 | 0.05395 | 66 | 58 | 6 | 2 |
7373 | All the best ingredients pass through a little hole-in-the-wall place. | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7374 | It was more hungry than we thought, Jonah. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7375 | Are masks mandatory? | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7376 | I honestly don’t think this “reclaimed” food diet will catch on | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7377 | Whale a minute.. you said it is just around the corner | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7378 | Are you sure this is the best part of the rib, Dave? | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7379 | They said a “Honey, I Shrunk the Chefs” sequel would be cute! | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7380 | Wasn’t expecting this when they asked for a palate cleanser | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7381 | I don't see any spares... | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
7382 | So, is the health inspector cool? | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7383 | Inside the belly of the beast...with a ribs eye view | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7384 | Think we took it too far for an authentic cooking experience? | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
7385 | We can start cooking it from the inside | 1.1512 | 0.04223 | 86 | 74 | 11 | 1 |
7386 | Calling it “Jonah’s” should have made it a popular niche restaurant, right? Apparently not. | 1.1509 | 0.06258 | 53 | 47 | 4 | 2 |
7387 | I mean, how much fresher and faster do these delivery services think we can get? | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
7388 | I never liked canned spaghetti, but Chef Boy are Dead. | 1.1509 | 0.04964 | 53 | 45 | 8 | 0 |
7389 | I was told there are some eggs to scramble in here somewhere.... | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
7390 | Baleen spleen is supreme, but that is only an outsiders point of view. | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
7391 | Think! If we say fish again, Johan's going to kill us. | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
7392 | We'll get plenty of spare ribs out of this one. | 1.1509 | 0.04964 | 53 | 45 | 8 | 0 |
7393 | Stand back and stand by, the plankton are coming! | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
7394 | Henri, I don't think we're in Le Bernardin anymore. | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
7395 | I told you taking instructions from a tuxedo clad cricket wouldn’t pan out! | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
7396 | I am not sure that our restaurant owner will have skyrocketed our customers' appetites with this new interior design. | 1.1509 | 0.04964 | 53 | 45 | 8 | 0 |
7397 | Well, Jonah, is this really the big fish you had in mind? | 1.1509 | 0.06258 | 53 | 47 | 4 | 2 |
7398 | I have a reservation. Do you? | 1.1509 | 0.04964 | 53 | 45 | 8 | 0 |
7399 | This can still turn out to be an elaborate rickrolling. | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
7400 | Ribs should be a special. | 1.1509 | 0.04964 | 53 | 45 | 8 | 0 |
7401 | chef said he wants the whole whale cut and prepped for tonight's dinner service or we're off hell's kitchen | 1.1509 | 0.04964 | 53 | 45 | 8 | 0 |
7402 | Of course culinary school didn’t teach us the true meaning of a chef special | 1.1509 | 0.04964 | 53 | 45 | 8 | 0 |
7403 | Those are some runny eggs. | 1.1507 | 0.04216 | 73 | 62 | 11 | 0 |
7404 | When you said we'd be working closely with fish, I didn't think you meant this close. | 1.1507 | 0.04645 | 73 | 63 | 9 | 1 |
7405 | Chef was right. I really can't flambé my way out of a whale's belly. | 1.1507 | 0.05403 | 73 | 65 | 5 | 3 |
7406 | Maybe we can play him some music | 1.1507 | 0.04216 | 73 | 62 | 11 | 0 |
7407 | Do you think we’ll make it back before dessert? | 1.1507 | 0.04216 | 73 | 62 | 11 | 0 |
7408 | I know my Nana would have made a delicious meal out of this skin and bones!! | 1.1507 | 0.04216 | 73 | 62 | 11 | 0 |
7409 | I think we're going to need more thyme. | 1.1507 | 0.04645 | 73 | 63 | 9 | 1 |
7410 | welp I guess we should have followed the recipe and killed it before we started cooking | 1.1507 | 0.05403 | 73 | 65 | 5 | 3 |
7411 | From the frying pan into the acid reflux. | 1.1507 | 0.04645 | 73 | 63 | 9 | 1 |
7412 | I believe in going to the source for the freshest ingredients | 1.1507 | 0.04216 | 73 | 62 | 11 | 0 |
7413 | Gordon is not going to be happy. | 1.1507 | 0.04645 | 73 | 63 | 9 | 1 |
7414 | And to think I was destined to become an appetizer. | 1.1507 | 0.04645 | 73 | 63 | 9 | 1 |
7415 | I thought the saying was "Kiss the chef," not "Swallow the chef." | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
7416 | Do you know how to reduce blubber? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
7417 | This is the problem with gun control. | 1.1500 | 0.05063 | 80 | 71 | 6 | 3 |
7418 | All that meat and no guests | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
7419 | Something's fishy here. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
7420 | I thought we were a part of the appetizer preparation for Wales. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
7421 | So you wanted how many “whale steaks”? | 1.1500 | 0.04394 | 80 | 69 | 10 | 1 |
7422 | Maybe working remotely wasn't so bad | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
7423 | So this is where the escargot went. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
7424 | They promised a krill a day. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
7425 | When they told me that I would be working in one of biggest Seafood restaurants, I was expecting something less open kitchen. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
7426 | I wonder if she knows Iron Chefs aren't actually made out of iron | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
7427 | La semaine prochaine au Cordon Bleu: Pieds Paquets | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
7428 | I'm having second thoughts about this nose-to-tail concept. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
7429 | I don’t think we can make anything for vegans here. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
7430 | I told you we shouldn't have cooked seafood! | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
7431 | Well, there goes the lobster bisque for tonight's dinner | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
7432 | I had heard that Geppetto was looking for helpers | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
7433 | Face it, Frank. We're never going to find the f*cking lamb sauce. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
7434 | I don’t think anyone got the memo about our exclusive dining experience. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
7435 | Hey look, it's Jonah, Marlin, AND Dory! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
7436 | first i lose my dong to that raccoon, now this. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
7437 | Think we smoked em, a little too much?! | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
7438 | Fantastic Voyage Deli: All in it for the meat | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
7439 | This takes spatchcocking to a whole new level, eh Ron?!” @duncancolquhou | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
7440 | I know the menu says “Daily Catch”, but this is ridiculous. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
7441 | Chef’s special wasn’t on the menu tonight | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
7442 | Deconstructing gone wrong. | 1.1500 | 0.04394 | 80 | 69 | 10 | 1 |
7443 | This isn’t Hell’s Kitchen... | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
7444 | Huh... so at the end WE were the main dish | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
7445 | Okay, so this is clearly not the way to his stomach. Should we try the heart? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
7446 | I think we shouldn’t spend all the money in the decoration of “The Jonahs Brothers Bistro” | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
7447 | They did say Noah keeps a spotless kitchen! | 1.1494 | 0.04178 | 87 | 75 | 11 | 1 |
7448 | Well, it looks like Jonas is no longer interested in this venture. | 1.1494 | 0.04178 | 87 | 75 | 11 | 1 |
7449 | not enough whale | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7450 | Let's French this rack and get the heck outta here" | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7451 | We should have been more specific about what to taste. | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
7452 | I told you putting fresh whale on today's menu was a bad idea! | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7453 | I hate it when the chef makes us do spare ribs. | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
7454 | I bet they order fish. | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7455 | Jonah was a good meatloaf, but let's hope for a cow this time. | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
7456 | Are you sure they said to go right at the uvula? | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7457 | I hope he likes umami because I'm about to sh*t myself | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7458 | Do you think this proves that scientists were right about ocean levels rising after all? | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
7459 | The hagis - it's all gone. | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7460 | what do you mean Jonah didn't say "how?" | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
7461 | Jeez, this time Jonah’s brought William Wallace, Robert the Bruce and Sean Connery ... and we’re fresh out of Haggis | 1.1493 | 0.05318 | 67 | 59 | 6 | 2 |
7462 | The sous-chef has become the sous. | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
7463 | I think there's a joint just up ahead. | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
7464 | Jacques Pépin is going to be soooooooo annoyed. | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7465 | Whale belly might have been too ambitious. | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7466 | I fear we've been put here not to *find* the foie gras, but to *fatten* it. | 1.1493 | 0.05318 | 67 | 59 | 6 | 2 |
7467 | For god's sake, how many ways can you prepare krill? | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
7468 | I thought you said two racks of ribs. | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
7469 | I told you we shouldn't work for Chef Jonah. | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7470 | OK, Jonah, but Le Cordon Bleu never prepared me for the hero's journey. | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7471 | If we don’t get some greens in here the output will not be pretty | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7472 | All those 'bone zone' jokes we used to make now seem incredibly shortsighted | 1.1493 | 0.05318 | 67 | 59 | 6 | 2 |
7473 | Where’s the spare rib?! | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7474 | So, this is a firsthand experience of what it's like to be homeless and hungry during a pandemic. | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7475 | I wonder if we can serve rib-eye for two tonight | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
7476 | My stomach is accepting 100% indoor dining now | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
7477 | I thought lifting restrictions might increase our clientele too, but I think being inside a whale may have been more of a factor than we were willing to admit. | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
7478 | We may be in over our heads. This is too big of a fish to fry | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7479 | So that’s why they say you shouldn’t take it on an empty stomach. | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
7480 | Well, I hear rib meat it is good. | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
7481 | Its not the best location but at least we won’t need to include any vegan options. | 1.1489 | 0.05249 | 47 | 40 | 7 | 0 |
7482 | It looked so much more appetizing when it was on the plate. | 1.1486 | 0.04164 | 74 | 63 | 11 | 0 |
7483 | No jokes about shrimp omelets. | 1.1486 | 0.04587 | 74 | 64 | 9 | 1 |
7484 | We're Chefs at sea Tossed by a gale And lost in a wreck Now we're Sperm Haggis Hear us cry While we wait to die In a deep abyss Starving in the belly of a whale | 1.1486 | 0.05333 | 74 | 66 | 5 | 3 |
7485 | The whale has no taste. So we ditched the lemon juice and crushed garlic. Quelle domage. | 1.1486 | 0.04587 | 74 | 64 | 9 | 1 |
7486 | I prefer cooking sand dabs. | 1.1486 | 0.04587 | 74 | 64 | 9 | 1 |
7487 | Seems it’s true that you are what you eat... good thing I swallow my food whole. | 1.1486 | 0.04587 | 74 | 64 | 9 | 1 |
7488 | So do you think this means we got chopped? | 1.1486 | 0.04164 | 74 | 63 | 11 | 0 |
7489 | Just our luck to have fifteen orders for the short ribs. | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
7490 | I thought there was stuffing in here. | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
7491 | Let's do what we can to put some meat on those ribs. | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
7492 | I don't understand why no one wants to come to our sewer restaurant, Bill. | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
7493 | I agree. Tonight's special will be ribs! | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
7494 | I should have brought a larger pan for the ribs! | 1.1481 | 0.03972 | 81 | 69 | 12 | 0 |
7495 | I was so sure this new restaurant concept would work. | 1.1481 | 0.03972 | 81 | 69 | 12 | 0 |
7496 | I think we missed a step in the recipe. | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
7497 | So did you ever debone one of these bad boys? | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
7498 | Dibs on the pepper grinder! | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
7499 | So this kid calls up and says he wants to us to cater a farewell dinner for an old man, a cat, and a goldfish. And you never thought to ask if the venue was inside a whale? | 1.1481 | 0.06147 | 54 | 48 | 4 | 2 |
7500 | So this is what happens when seafood goes bad! | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
7501 | I hate late deliveries. | 1.1481 | 0.04343 | 81 | 70 | 10 | 1 |
7502 | Our cooking really does stick to your ribs. | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
7503 | Can't believe they ate the whole thing | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
7504 | Belly of the beast | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
7505 | Is there something you should tell me, Chef Jonah? | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
7506 | Are ribs still on the menu? | 1.1481 | 0.03972 | 81 | 69 | 12 | 0 |
7507 | @paulnoth 'We will beat Bobby Flay for sure! I was thinking more Iron Chef, but okay. At least, we can't hear Gordan Ramsay in here....' | 1.1481 | 0.04685 | 81 | 71 | 8 | 2 |
7508 | I think we should have stuck with Farm To Table | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
7509 | Don't worry. It's spout lunchtime. | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7510 | I thought the bones were removed from this thing? Oh well. I guess I also thought that it would be fewer pounds than what it is... | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7511 | Okay...Don't panic. You start the sauce ...I'll get the bone marrow started. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7512 | We should have brought lots more food. This guy’s got a whale of an appetite. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7513 | If he throws it up, we can cook it. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7514 | What a shame! Whale meat is illegal. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7515 | Whale, Big Fish Tomayto, Tomahto | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7516 | What happened to the fire? Out of the frying pan, into the whale? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7517 | Gonna be a challenge to cook these ribs | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7518 | I swear I followed the recipe exactly: Reduce volume to one-quarter | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7519 | Everyone is on a diet after COVID. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7520 | I don't see how we're going to get out of this joint | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7521 | Who came up with the idea of humpback ribs? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7522 | So, Daniel, now what do we do? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7523 | We could try ribs | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7524 | Whales are vegan,right? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7525 | Wow! This is so complicated! Should we start with herbs or find a big grill first... | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7526 | I didn't know there was New Testament. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7527 | I hope Jonah likes krill. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7528 | I wonder why people are afraid to get in our modern restaurant. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7529 | Little did we expect that the catch of the day would be us! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7530 | Supply problems all over. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7531 | It never occurred to me that WE were dessert." | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7532 | No no you'll see when those Tiktok DIYs would fade. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7533 | See I told you this critic didn’t have a heart | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7534 | I told you that this should not be seasoned inside | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7535 | Are you sure this is the vegan chef competition? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7536 | Sacre bleu they didn't say anything about this at cooking school... | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
7537 | This ribcage has a floor and it is moist. We are wearing only socks on the moist floor. We brought a frying pan to the skeleton, but what we really need are shoes. | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
7538 | No catch of the day? We may need to rewrite today's menu. | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7539 | I GUESS WE ARE COOKING IT FROM THE INSIDE OUT. | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7540 | It appears no one is joining us, so I guess we'll have to eat the rest of it too! | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
7541 | I'm sure I saw it go down here | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
7542 | Hmmm...these minimalist kitchens are really tricky | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
7543 | You're right. No rib-eyes down here. | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7544 | I thought ‘Big Fish Digest’ was a catchy hiring ploy for an upscale restaurant.” | 1.1471 | 0.05244 | 68 | 60 | 6 | 2 |
7545 | I admit this is challenging my relationship with the concept of “ingredients”. | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7546 | I never thought nose to tail cooking would also give me my 10,000 steps. | 1.1471 | 0.05244 | 68 | 60 | 6 | 2 |
7547 | I think we're going to be chopped. | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
7548 | Too much gristle to make a good roast beef. | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7549 | Sushi? | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7550 | This is how all great chefs start out. As the meal. | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7551 | we've used all the grease and meat, it's onto the marrow now | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
7552 | I told you not to announce 'Chef's Special'! | 1.1471 | 0.05244 | 68 | 60 | 6 | 2 |
7553 | I am afraid the cooks have become the cooked. | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
7554 | Didn't realize we had signed up to be the personal chefs for THAT Jonah | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7555 | When they said chefs were now considered front-line, I didn’t realize that meant we’d be fighting Covid hand-to-hand. | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7556 | Remind me never to cook ribs again. | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7557 | You're just ribbin me. | 1.1471 | 0.05244 | 68 | 60 | 6 | 2 |
7558 | This is not where I expected to end up after 3 years at the Culinary Institute... | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
7559 | Why does the quote, " Not where he eats, but where he is eaten" come to mind right now? | 1.1471 | 0.05244 | 68 | 60 | 6 | 2 |
7560 | Thin we need a bigger kitchen. | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7561 | Honey, we shrunk ourselves. | 1.1471 | 0.05244 | 68 | 60 | 6 | 2 |
7562 | Do you see the light at the end of this long tunnel? | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7563 | Unfortunately for us, portion control is not this guy’s strong suit. | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
7564 | I thought we were supposed to 'see food'? | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
7565 | Ah, so this is what minimum wage feels like | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7566 | Oh shrimp. This scampi good. | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7567 | Table” seemed far enough in farm-to-tabl | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7568 | Which one is the blow hole again? | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7569 | This new cooking show isn’t what I thought it would be | 1.1471 | 0.04327 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
7570 | I fear we were misled about where to find the fresh udemono ingredients. | 1.1467 | 0.04530 | 75 | 65 | 9 | 1 |
7571 | I think we made a wrong turn after the sea scallops. | 1.1467 | 0.04113 | 75 | 64 | 11 | 0 |
7572 | All I said was, 'this tastes good'. | 1.1467 | 0.04530 | 75 | 65 | 9 | 1 |
7573 | Not tacos again.. | 1.1467 | 0.04530 | 75 | 65 | 9 | 1 |
7574 | No other chefs ...anywhere: New York Chefs : How organic are we talking here ! | 1.1467 | 0.04113 | 75 | 64 | 11 | 0 |
7575 | I suppose if we are successful, we can label it “sustainably harvested”. | 1.1463 | 0.03927 | 82 | 70 | 12 | 0 |
7576 | I think he left room for dessert. | 1.1463 | 0.07458 | 41 | 37 | 2 | 2 |
7577 | A very exclusive dinner cruise indeed. | 1.1458 | 0.05947 | 48 | 42 | 5 | 1 |
7578 | Is it too late to substitute the beef tongue? | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
7579 | Did I tell you about the walrus and me, man? | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
7580 | I wish you had told me your name was Mangiafuoco before we started this... | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
7581 | This job has become all-consuming. | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
7582 | I think we're done like dinner! | 1.1455 | 0.04798 | 55 | 47 | 8 | 0 |
7583 | OMG, we'll need a bigger kitchen to make a crown roast! | 1.1455 | 0.06040 | 55 | 49 | 4 | 2 |
7584 | Top Chef Nantucket - This weeks quick fire challenge “Carcass Kitchen”. | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
7585 | I guess Trump must be stress-fasting... there’s not a tsunami of Big Macs wiping us out! | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
7586 | Are we still cooking fish for dinner | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7587 | At least we don't have to wear a mask. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7588 | Another takeout order? They’re missing the entire experience. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7589 | A chef without ingredients is like a bird without wings. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7590 | We're gonna need a bigger oven. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7591 | For once, I hope a meal is sent back | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7592 | We could always do ribs. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7593 | I would like to open a Bubba Gump here, do you? | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7594 | Jonah said that indoor dining was OK now. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7595 | The subway is empty, whose food will I cook? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7596 | This year’s bone-in ribeye competition is a doozy. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7597 | Making spare ribs was much easier. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7598 | I think these parts should remain unknown | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7599 | According to my Bible study class, the kitchen should be above the third rib. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7600 | Great. We get to make another salty soup. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7601 | I'm trying to follow the recipe for smoked whale ribs but where's the oven? | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7602 | Uh... I think this is the wrong tunnel. The floor feels spongy- and there’s a powerful smell of bad breath... | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7603 | I knew we shouldn't have let him order the Chef Special.' | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7604 | Straight from the horse's mouth | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7605 | Whale what do we have here | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7606 | That knife isn’t in my bag. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7607 | I don’t like it when Chef makes us work from the inside out! | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7608 | I knew we missed a turn back there | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7609 | OK, so you'll be in charge of the stuffing. | 1.1449 | 0.04269 | 69 | 59 | 10 | 0 |
7610 | I was sure Jonah said he’d meet us here. | 1.1449 | 0.04269 | 69 | 59 | 10 | 0 |
7611 | Well, It must have passed through and we missed it. | 1.1449 | 0.04742 | 69 | 60 | 8 | 1 |
7612 | I guess we should have thought twice before putting “chef special” on the menu. | 1.1449 | 0.04269 | 69 | 59 | 10 | 0 |
7613 | I’m not sure we are equipped for this. | 1.1449 | 0.04742 | 69 | 60 | 8 | 1 |
7614 | I don't know. Market price? | 1.1449 | 0.05172 | 69 | 61 | 6 | 2 |
7615 | Who ate us? | 1.1449 | 0.04269 | 69 | 59 | 10 | 0 |
7616 | Let's get some whale meat, you said. It'll be a real plus for the restaurant, you said. | 1.1449 | 0.04269 | 69 | 59 | 10 | 0 |
7617 | The pop-up was called Jonah's...but it looks like it's popped back out. | 1.1449 | 0.04742 | 69 | 60 | 8 | 1 |
7618 | I know she's three star Michelin, but is this really the back of the brigade? | 1.1449 | 0.04742 | 69 | 60 | 8 | 1 |
7619 | Step 17 of Easy Peasy Cast Iron Care: The Trial of the Bones | 1.1449 | 0.04742 | 69 | 60 | 8 | 1 |
7620 | Ahah gave us the wrong directions! | 1.1449 | 0.04742 | 69 | 60 | 8 | 1 |
7621 | Barbecued ribs? | 1.1449 | 0.05172 | 69 | 61 | 6 | 2 |
7622 | Hey,what about the ribs above us? | 1.1449 | 0.04269 | 69 | 59 | 10 | 0 |
7623 | Let's just hope the main is heavily peppered. | 1.1449 | 0.04269 | 69 | 59 | 10 | 0 |
7624 | He doesn’t think a vegetarian offering will work here. | 1.1449 | 0.04269 | 69 | 59 | 10 | 0 |
7625 | It would be are luck to be here when they pour in the cream . | 1.1449 | 0.04269 | 69 | 59 | 10 | 0 |
7626 | I think we are going to need a car bigger pan. | 1.1449 | 0.04742 | 69 | 60 | 8 | 1 |
7627 | I dont think we can use the grill | 1.1449 | 0.04742 | 69 | 60 | 8 | 1 |
7628 | I’m getting lost in your flavor story | 1.1449 | 0.04742 | 69 | 60 | 8 | 1 |
7629 | I told the manager that I like to cook from “my” gut. | 1.1449 | 0.04269 | 69 | 59 | 10 | 0 |
7630 | I said I would travel OVER seas for work. | 1.1449 | 0.04269 | 69 | 59 | 10 | 0 |
7631 | Were really in the belly of the beast tonight | 1.1449 | 0.04742 | 69 | 60 | 8 | 1 |
7632 | We really could have done better with the whole social distancing thing. | 1.1449 | 0.04742 | 69 | 60 | 8 | 1 |
7633 | The next time someone sends their food back, let’s just spit in it, ok? | 1.1449 | 0.04742 | 69 | 60 | 8 | 1 |
7634 | I wish pork belly was still the trend. | 1.1449 | 0.05172 | 69 | 61 | 6 | 2 |
7635 | Maybe we could light a fire like Giuseppe and smoke them. | 1.1447 | 0.04063 | 76 | 65 | 11 | 0 |
7636 | How do you think Jonah survived? There's nothing to eat! | 1.1447 | 0.04850 | 76 | 67 | 7 | 2 |
7637 | Did she say she wanted them easy over or scrambled? | 1.1447 | 0.04474 | 76 | 66 | 9 | 1 |
7638 | Where's HR when you need them? | 1.1447 | 0.04474 | 76 | 66 | 9 | 1 |
7639 | When you said 'fresh meat,' this is not what I had in mind. | 1.1447 | 0.04063 | 76 | 65 | 11 | 0 |
7640 | 'Jurassic Chef ' The Cooking Show for Time Travelers | 1.1447 | 0.04474 | 76 | 66 | 9 | 1 |
7641 | I think we’re going to the wrong back of house. | 1.1447 | 0.04850 | 76 | 67 | 7 | 2 |
7642 | Don't you think the deboning challenge is a bit much this year?" @newyorkercartoon | 1.1447 | 0.04850 | 76 | 67 | 7 | 2 |
7643 | The recipe did say whale bone, right? | 1.1446 | 0.04245 | 83 | 72 | 10 | 1 |
7644 | I guess we shouldn’t have called the restaurant Jonah | 1.1446 | 0.04245 | 83 | 72 | 10 | 1 |
7645 | I’m afraid there’s nothing cooking upstairs. | 1.1446 | 0.03884 | 83 | 71 | 12 | 0 |
7646 | I'm thinking we won't be able to do vegan here. | 1.1444 | 0.04623 | 90 | 80 | 7 | 3 |
7647 | And I think, up-side-down cake for dessert. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
7648 | I suppose it is technically an old-world eatery. | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
7649 | On the bright side, we have a lot of meat to cook. | 1.1429 | 0.05102 | 70 | 62 | 6 | 2 |
7650 | Where is Alice Waters when you need her? | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7651 | I hope that guy gives us a good review on Yelp. | 1.1429 | 0.04419 | 77 | 67 | 9 | 1 |
7652 | It is hard to plan a menu when you are living in the belly of a whale | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
7653 | This is gonna be one hell of a rib roast. | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
7654 | Do you smell ribs that aren't cooked enough? | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
7655 | Is that Jonah or Geppetto? | 1.1429 | 0.03841 | 84 | 72 | 12 | 0 |
7656 | I don't think we're in Kansas... | 1.1429 | 0.05102 | 70 | 62 | 6 | 2 |
7657 | Doc was right, he should cut back on the bacon. | 1.1429 | 0.04213 | 70 | 60 | 10 | 0 |
7658 | Well, bone broth is starting to take off. | 1.1429 | 0.05832 | 49 | 43 | 5 | 1 |
7659 | Uhh - Thomas, i don't think these are the type of ribs she wanted for dinner. | 1.1429 | 0.05102 | 70 | 62 | 6 | 2 |
7660 | We must be inside The Donald's rib cage, it's so cavernous in here. Where are all the crowds? It's so empty this echo is deafening! | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7661 | I don't think this fish delivery is coming. | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
7662 | SPACIOUS SOUTH SIDE GASTRONOMIC DESTINATION AWAITS YOU " .... now I see how Jonah got duped | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7663 | Where's an, "All you can eat" barbecue when you need one? | 1.1429 | 0.04213 | 70 | 60 | 10 | 0 |
7664 | Maybe we should reopen as a Sushi Bar. | 1.1429 | 0.04213 | 70 | 60 | 10 | 0 |
7665 | Were attempting to replicate the decor as Jonah in the Whale. | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7666 | WoW! Where to Start!?!" JK Fuller. Genoa, N | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
7667 | Such a waste, we'd have tasted much better sautéed in garlic and butter. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
7668 | I guess we’ll have to use whale oil | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
7669 | No, I didn't see a magic school bus either. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
7670 | You said, the best kale comes from the belly of a whale, you said. | 1.1429 | 0.05476 | 63 | 56 | 5 | 2 |
7671 | Johna? Johna? | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7672 | I told you this "all you can eat" night was a dangerous idea. | 1.1429 | 0.04213 | 70 | 60 | 10 | 0 |
7673 | They need to take the Ahab Special off the menu. | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7674 | We missed the pallette. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
7675 | You know, lately I’ve been thinking a lot about becoming vegan. | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
7676 | Bartley, not sure if it's the restaurant decor or your name that's scaring customers away. | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7677 | Did Jonah tell you where he left the recipes? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
7678 | We forgot the Memphis dry-rub spice. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
7679 | Which way do you prefer? Uphill, or downhill? | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7680 | It’s never enough here. | 1.1429 | 0.04213 | 70 | 60 | 10 | 0 |
7681 | Talk about 'remote'. | 1.1429 | 0.04213 | 70 | 60 | 10 | 0 |
7682 | What makes you think this has something to do with your comment "this is a whale of a meal." | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
7683 | Oui monsieur, I was the sous chef et tu? | 1.1429 | 0.04419 | 77 | 67 | 9 | 1 |
7684 | Great for socially distanced tables, but a bit humid. | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
7685 | I must have missed this class at cooking school. | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
7686 | OK, so our first night of indoor dining is slow. But look on the bright side: We did choose the perfect spot where everyone is guaranteeed to wear a mask. | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
7687 | I told you "You Are What You Eat" wouldn't save our restaurant. | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7688 | I was certain there would be plenty of left over fish for our Bouillabaisse. Robert Jablon: rcjablon@aol.com, 202-333-5332 | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
7689 | For four billion dollars, at least they coulda put a restaurant in here | 1.1429 | 0.04213 | 70 | 60 | 10 | 0 |
7690 | Oh, just krill me! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
7691 | Better make healthier stuffs, Pal | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
7692 | Must say: This is a whale of a job! | 1.1429 | 0.04419 | 77 | 67 | 9 | 1 |
7693 | This is the fifth whale gone Keto on us. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
7694 | Well, so much for sending compliments to the chef. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
7695 | Nobody's going to order this fish Monday. | 1.1429 | 0.05832 | 49 | 43 | 5 | 1 |
7696 | Pandemic cleanup. | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
7697 | The cow’s eating us... | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7698 | I wouldn’t eat these ribs | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
7699 | What now, the Pinocchio party canceled. | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7700 | Looks like it’s deep fry tonight | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7701 | No one has enough ricotta to finish this whale tale. | 1.1429 | 0.05051 | 49 | 42 | 7 | 0 |
7702 | I had a bad feeling when the restaurant owner said his name was Jonah. | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
7703 | Hey, if you want to make a krill omelet, sometimes you gotta break a few eggs. | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
7704 | Bob, I think we are the entrée. | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
7705 | Feels like we overcooked this one, Bob | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
7706 | We were merely deep in the weeds just a minute ago. | 1.1429 | 0.05925 | 63 | 57 | 3 | 3 |
7707 | this Chopped basket is BS | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7708 | . Oh no, this could be an act of retribution for centuries of carnivorous injustice! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
7709 | I've had it with this "whalesome food" trend! | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
7710 | It’s time for green eggs and ham. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
7711 | Where's the lamb sauce? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
7712 | She must be on the zoom call | 1.1429 | 0.04213 | 70 | 60 | 10 | 0 |
7713 | That doesn't look like a heart to me. | 1.1429 | 0.05051 | 49 | 42 | 7 | 0 |
7714 | I don’t wanna wait in whale for the next HBO episode. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
7715 | Jean Pierre, you outdid yourself... but I don’t think this will fit on the menu. | 1.1429 | 0.05832 | 49 | 43 | 5 | 1 |
7716 | worst thing ever, this client will demand bigger portions! #meanwhale #gourmetissues | 1.1429 | 0.04790 | 77 | 68 | 7 | 2 |
7717 | ‘Haute’ or ‘boat’? ‘Cuisine’ or ‘dentine’? ‘Gnocchi’ or ‘Moby’? | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7718 | what does Gordon Ramsey expect us to do with this | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
7719 | Count your blessings. Inside a shark it'd be all teeth. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
7720 | That hashtag is going to far. | 1.1429 | 0.04213 | 70 | 60 | 10 | 0 |
7721 | We’re cooking for the belly of the beast, Pierre | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
7722 | You start carving the walls, I’ll wait for the shrimps | 1.1429 | 0.04213 | 70 | 60 | 10 | 0 |
7723 | Where are these guys looking at? | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
7724 | Cheer up man, let's burn that marionette over there to pan fry some of these ribs. | 1.1429 | 0.05102 | 70 | 62 | 6 | 2 |
7725 | What, they didn’t teach you gefilte fish at CIA? | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7726 | 1 chef: they told me someone had a fresh shark in new york. 2. Chef but I didn't imagine it was that fresh. 1 chef: it's new york. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
7727 | This obviously means we are „in“ | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
7728 | The family wanted BBQ ribs for dinner but the local grocery store was out. | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7729 | Which direction do you think is the tenderloin? | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
7730 | I told you not to talk back to Chef. | 1.1429 | 0.06440 | 42 | 37 | 4 | 1 |
7731 | I think we took the farm to fork concept too far this time. | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
7732 | I wanted a farm-to-table concept, but this is a bridge too far. | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
7733 | You said Pinocchio would meet us here to share his Tuscan recipe, now who’s the liar? | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
7734 | It appears we’ve gone from molecular gastronomy to Fantastic Voyage. | 1.1410 | 0.04366 | 78 | 68 | 9 | 1 |
7735 | Why doesn't society cancel pedophiles? | 1.1410 | 0.03966 | 78 | 67 | 11 | 0 |
7736 | Yes. I'm sure Escoffier said always work from the inside out. | 1.1410 | 0.04366 | 78 | 68 | 9 | 1 |
7737 | Oh no. Here comes the airplane. | 1.1410 | 0.04366 | 78 | 68 | 9 | 1 |
7738 | He didn't even wait for me to cover myself in bechamel! | 1.1410 | 0.04366 | 78 | 68 | 9 | 1 |
7739 | Even Jonah’s couldn’t survive the pandemic. | 1.1410 | 0.04366 | 78 | 68 | 9 | 1 |
7740 | Do you think we’ll help his Zagat rating? | 1.1410 | 0.03966 | 78 | 67 | 11 | 0 |
7741 | I think we lost this food-tasting battle. | 1.1408 | 0.04616 | 71 | 62 | 8 | 1 |
7742 | I don't like this inside market. | 1.1408 | 0.04616 | 71 | 62 | 8 | 1 |
7743 | I think we took wrong turn at the colon. | 1.1408 | 0.04158 | 71 | 61 | 10 | 0 |
7744 | Not sure what to cook tonight. The anatomy of this whale is totally screwed. | 1.1408 | 0.04158 | 71 | 61 | 10 | 0 |
7745 | I say we take 'Fresh Krill' off the menu. | 1.1408 | 0.04158 | 71 | 61 | 10 | 0 |
7746 | ... if you're not paying for the stone soup, you are the stone soup... | 1.1408 | 0.04616 | 71 | 62 | 8 | 1 |
7747 | Did the soup require a whale of a lot of marrow? | 1.1408 | 0.04616 | 71 | 62 | 8 | 1 |
7748 | Yep, this is definitely above our paygrade! | 1.1408 | 0.04616 | 71 | 62 | 8 | 1 |
7749 | So sorry Jacques. They told me it was a whale of a position for us, , but I didn't think that they meant it literally....... | 1.1408 | 0.04616 | 71 | 62 | 8 | 1 |
7750 | This new body exhibit they put in is quite realistic. | 1.1408 | 0.04616 | 71 | 62 | 8 | 1 |
7751 | classic case of hunter gets captured by the game... | 1.1408 | 0.04616 | 71 | 62 | 8 | 1 |
7752 | I know we're all feeling a lack of motivation this past year, but the whale really has to step up its game | 1.1408 | 0.04616 | 71 | 62 | 8 | 1 |
7753 | Can we not cook the way out of the labyrinth ?😢 | 1.1408 | 0.04158 | 71 | 61 | 10 | 0 |
7754 | Jonah definitely oversold this as experiential dining | 1.1408 | 0.04158 | 71 | 61 | 10 | 0 |
7755 | Are we upstream or downstream of the colon? | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
7756 | Looks like he lost his appetite. | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
7757 | Well... if we go to the stomach we might find some food for cooking | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
7758 | Um... no need to cook tonight. I think we’re what’s for dinner. | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
7759 | Are you sure he said the potatoes are kept down here? | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7760 | Just once I wish we had a customer besides Jonah. | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
7761 | Can't we use a substitution for a man's heart? I haven't seen a sign for his stomach yet. | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7762 | Not really what I expected when I signed up for a MasterClass in cooking brontosaurus ribs. | 1.1406 | 0.05395 | 64 | 57 | 5 | 2 |
7763 | This “Sea to Table” idea need some tweaking. | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7764 | I'm kind of in the mood for fish. | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
7765 | I guess the second seating will be late? | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
7766 | He did say turn left just past the walk in freezer.....right? | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
7767 | On the bright side, if we finish all these ribs we'll definitely get our pictures on the wall. | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
7768 | Lilliput opens for indoor dining. | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7769 | How are we going to cook it now? | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
7770 | Oh, let's go back and substitute it with lard. | 1.1406 | 0.05395 | 64 | 57 | 5 | 2 |
7771 | Yes, but Jonah didn't have our culinary skills. | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
7772 | My realtor said this restaurant had good bones for our new rib joint. | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7773 | I thought you said blubber was trending. | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7774 | Out of the frying pan, into the belly of the beast. | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7775 | I guess whale tongue is off the menu tonight. | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7776 | Saw his notes—“⭐️⭐️ The seafood is epic at this destintion eatery but overall an ambitious miss.” | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7777 | The executive chef is in Bali this week | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
7778 | Virus hunger did his job | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7779 | I guess it’s true what they say— once you go vegan, you can never go back. | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
7780 | A: “How much longer to the heart?” B:”We ain’t even at the stomach...” | 1.1406 | 0.05395 | 64 | 57 | 5 | 2 |
7781 | These chefs are having a whale of a time coming up with the menu for tonight. | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7782 | Yep, I think we were supposed to make a left at the tenderloin and a right at the rump. | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7783 | Farm to table is so 2020.. it’s now garden to gut | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
7784 | Anyone seen ms frizzle? | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7785 | Are we still supposed to cook? | 1.1406 | 0.05395 | 64 | 57 | 5 | 2 |
7786 | Outdoor seating in winter just strikes me as impractical | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
7787 | I thought you brought the boning knife. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
7788 | Fresh seafood for a dinner special maybe wasn’t such a good idea. | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
7789 | I guess we shouldn’t suggest bbq ribs, | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
7790 | I know you wanted to add ribs to the menu, but this isn't quite what I had in mind. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
7791 | I think this idea was a little half-baked." | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
7792 | This is taking locally sourced to a new level. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
7793 | When they said it was an opportunity to work in a pop-up, I didn't think it would be up for only 30 seconds. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
7794 | We must have taken a wrong turn when we entered that whale. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
7795 | They said he was hungry! | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
7796 | This isn’t the nose-to-tail I ordered. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
7797 | I hope you like ribs. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
7798 | Plankton 3 ways, what’s not to love! | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
7799 | We cant have fish! I've ordered two cases of red wine! | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
7800 | So... Fish? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
7801 | I think you misunderstood when I said reverse sear | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
7802 | We have to cook by ourselves | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
7803 | I wish these stimulus checks would arrive. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
7804 | We lost the cow in the ribs. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
7805 | I thought Jonah said that sous chef interviews were today! | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
7806 | It got a Michelin star, so... | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
7807 | Gee Frank, this place is creepy! Let's just grab the whale's rib meat and pray we find our way outta here! | 1.1400 | 0.05721 | 50 | 44 | 5 | 1 |
7808 | How did we get ourselves in here? | 1.1400 | 0.04957 | 50 | 43 | 7 | 0 |
7809 | I don't know why we decided to quarantine in here. | 1.1400 | 0.04957 | 50 | 43 | 7 | 0 |
7810 | This is the pop-up venue? | 1.1400 | 0.05721 | 50 | 44 | 5 | 1 |
7811 | Shall we Proceed? Is it "Standing" now? | 1.1400 | 0.05721 | 50 | 44 | 5 | 1 |
7812 | We don’t have the right crockery for this spare rib. | 1.1392 | 0.04314 | 79 | 69 | 9 | 1 |
7813 | Where are the heart, the lungs, the stomach. This can't be a real whale, Jonah. | 1.1392 | 0.04314 | 79 | 69 | 9 | 1 |
7814 | Another collapsed souffle. It's as if we have a Jonah | 1.1392 | 0.03920 | 79 | 68 | 11 | 0 |
7815 | I warned you not everyone likes anchovies. | 1.1392 | 0.03920 | 79 | 68 | 11 | 0 |
7816 | I read all the way through “How To Cook A Tapir” and didn’t find a damn thing I can use now. | 1.1392 | 0.03920 | 79 | 68 | 11 | 0 |
7817 | I thought they said "short ribs" | 1.1392 | 0.04314 | 79 | 69 | 9 | 1 |
7818 | So that's what he meant when he said i looked like a snack! | 1.1389 | 0.04104 | 72 | 62 | 10 | 0 |
7819 | Not much to work with at the Cordon Bleu Whale test kitchen. | 1.1389 | 0.04104 | 72 | 62 | 10 | 0 |
7820 | We left the comfort of the stomach for this hollow, drafty chamber? | 1.1389 | 0.04556 | 72 | 63 | 8 | 1 |
7821 | He said he likes seafood. | 1.1389 | 0.04556 | 72 | 63 | 8 | 1 |
7822 | Madame Frizzle? | 1.1389 | 0.04104 | 72 | 62 | 10 | 0 |
7823 | Your prayer was that we find a job, right? Not Job. | 1.1389 | 0.04104 | 72 | 62 | 10 | 0 |
7824 | Uh oh; we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. | 1.1389 | 0.04104 | 72 | 62 | 10 | 0 |
7825 | I fail to see the poetry in poetic justice,Edward. | 1.1389 | 0.04556 | 72 | 63 | 8 | 1 |
7826 | Not much to work with here........sushi? | 1.1389 | 0.04104 | 72 | 62 | 10 | 0 |
7827 | I’m afraid I left the brûlée torch in my other apron. | 1.1389 | 0.04104 | 72 | 62 | 10 | 0 |
7828 | Not an ideal spot for ourTunnel Fudge Cakes Shop | 1.1389 | 0.04104 | 72 | 62 | 10 | 0 |
7829 | Curbside to carcass? | 1.1389 | 0.04556 | 72 | 63 | 8 | 1 |
7830 | This is not what I meant by chef-quality dishes | 1.1389 | 0.04104 | 72 | 62 | 10 | 0 |
7831 | Man, wouldja look at the size ‘a-“ “The ribs?” “Yeah.” “Oh. Yeah. They’re big, the ribs are. | 1.1389 | 0.04556 | 72 | 63 | 8 | 1 |
7832 | I don't know what you're planning, but I can tell you Sea Shepherd isn't going to like it. | 1.1389 | 0.04556 | 72 | 63 | 8 | 1 |
7833 | Karma is a fish. | 1.1389 | 0.04556 | 72 | 63 | 8 | 1 |
7834 | The pantry really is bone dry. | 1.1389 | 0.04556 | 72 | 63 | 8 | 1 |
7835 | Looks like we’re cooking ribs tonight | 1.1389 | 0.04967 | 72 | 64 | 6 | 2 |
7836 | This pop-up kitchen craze is officially out of hand. | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
7837 | Whale oil beef - if it's not a St Patrick's Day pun! | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
7838 | So this is your idea of getting plankton for plankton sauce? | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
7839 | Wow! Its a whale of a question: which ribs in here are prime? | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
7840 | Belay the filet. | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
7841 | Is this what Jiro dreams of? | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
7842 | We could try to recreate Pierre au Tunnel. | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
7843 | I hope somebody orders krill. | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
7844 | I don't remember reading this on the syllabus. | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
7845 | Maybe we shouldn't have agreed to make that giant a meat lovers special... | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
7846 | The upside is....if we need a sous-chef, I think Jonah is around somewhere. | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
7847 | bone broth,both, broth | 1.1385 | 0.05315 | 65 | 58 | 5 | 2 |
7848 | WE HAVE TO STOP DESCRIBING OUR CULINARY SCHOOL AS: 'THE BELLY OF THE BEAST' AND OUR DUO AS: 'TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE' ON OUR FLIERS! . . . . | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
7849 | We have completely failed at sticking-to-the- ribs goodness. | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
7850 | So who's telling Noah we ran out of krill? | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
7851 | I know we told the judges we wanted to perform the stuffing technique... but I’m pretty sure they missed the point | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
7852 | Well Jeff - it’s a good thing that the audience is meant to suspend their belief, otherwise they might question the artist’s understanding of mammalian anatomy. | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
7853 | I told you Pete, she didn’t eat our food! | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
7854 | We were supposed to go to Nineveh to tell them they were an abomination. God said whale you diverted...into the belly of the beast you go. | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
7855 | We’ll never crack the secrets of the McRib! | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7856 | He better swallow some eggs soon. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7857 | We'll be making stuffing for years. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7858 | Maybe T-Rex soup wasn't such a good idea. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7859 | I had no idea what I was getting into when I applied to work at “Il Monstro” ! | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7860 | Remember, Jonah, one bite at a time. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7861 | This isn’t what I meant by a Rib Shack. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7862 | I told you we should have gone full Vegan. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7863 | Best seafood this side of the Midtown Tunnel or not—we sure have a whale of a tale to tell. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7864 | This isn't what I meant by fresh sushi | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7865 | Let’s just call it The Jonahs? | 1.1379 | 0.04062 | 87 | 76 | 10 | 1 |
7866 | You would think with all of this space they’d build an exit for us but here we are...spinal hell purgatory | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
7867 | And you said we wouldn’t need the paring knife” | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7868 | This restaurant space definitely has good bones. But a renovation could swallow you whole! | 1.1375 | 0.04263 | 80 | 70 | 9 | 1 |
7869 | This new World Trade Center concourse feels like we've been swallowed by a dinosaur. I get lost every time I leave the kitchen. | 1.1373 | 0.05615 | 51 | 45 | 5 | 1 |
7870 | Moby Dick's symmetry is something to write home about! | 1.1373 | 0.05615 | 51 | 45 | 5 | 1 |
7871 | When Gale said she would have us over for dinner, this was not what I envisioned. | 1.1373 | 0.04867 | 51 | 44 | 7 | 0 |
7872 | If we get out of here, we may want to consider expanding our vegan offerings. | 1.1373 | 0.04867 | 51 | 44 | 7 | 0 |
7873 | No, Jonah, I don’t even know what krill is, never mind how to cook it. | 1.1370 | 0.04052 | 73 | 63 | 10 | 0 |
7874 | I guess there is such a thing as too much success with an ocean-side restaurant serving only krill. | 1.1370 | 0.04497 | 73 | 64 | 8 | 1 |
7875 | Another fine mess you've gotten us into. | 1.1370 | 0.04902 | 73 | 65 | 6 | 2 |
7876 | You said: baby back ribs! | 1.1370 | 0.04497 | 73 | 64 | 8 | 1 |
7877 | I suspected something was up when the boss said he wanted us for a new form of turducken. | 1.1370 | 0.04902 | 73 | 65 | 6 | 2 |
7878 | Yes, being a sous chef for Jonah is a unique experience. | 1.1370 | 0.04052 | 73 | 63 | 10 | 0 |
7879 | I’m all for being creative, but all I can think to cook is ribs or you. | 1.1370 | 0.04497 | 73 | 64 | 8 | 1 |
7880 | Stick to the plan - hold. | 1.1370 | 0.04497 | 73 | 64 | 8 | 1 |
7881 | is: there’s so much going on in the world, i just wish there was time to tell my landlord that i won’t be able to pay rent on time but i’m happy to pay early next month, it’s just been really hard. there aren’t many people who can understand. it’s really tough. i feel like crying every day. | 1.1370 | 0.04902 | 73 | 65 | 6 | 2 |
7882 | „Darn, I’d say we cook our way out by starting with the sweetbreads, but no one ever orders them“ | 1.1370 | 0.04902 | 73 | 65 | 6 | 2 |
7883 | I guess Bourdain believed in reincarnation after all... | 1.1370 | 0.04052 | 73 | 63 | 10 | 0 |
7884 | Must be Hell's Kitchen... | 1.1364 | 0.05239 | 66 | 59 | 5 | 2 |
7885 | They say it's the best place for fresh fish! | 1.1364 | 0.05239 | 66 | 59 | 5 | 2 |
7886 | Where's Monsieur Jonah? | 1.1364 | 0.05666 | 66 | 60 | 3 | 3 |
7887 | You know, I've been looking for a good place to find seafood. | 1.1364 | 0.05239 | 66 | 59 | 5 | 2 |
7888 | and this is where I welcome my guests,but they are mostly fishes | 1.1364 | 0.04773 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
7889 | Is is Keto month already? Marcia’s diet fads seem to change with the season... | 1.1364 | 0.04257 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
7890 | Jonah said to be him here at 5. Perhaps he is in another Cetacean. | 1.1364 | 0.05239 | 66 | 59 | 5 | 2 |
7891 | Where’s Jonah with the seasonings? | 1.1364 | 0.04257 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
7892 | I guess they weren’t lying in culinary school when they said eat or be eaten, huh? Isabella Rodriguez, New Hyde Park, N.Y | 1.1364 | 0.04257 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
7893 | Can extinction be blamed on us? | 1.1364 | 0.04257 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
7894 | Well, Jonah! You had to go and put sushi on tonight's menu. | 1.1364 | 0.04257 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
7895 | Now THIS is rare. | 1.1364 | 0.05239 | 66 | 59 | 5 | 2 |
7896 | Maybe “immersive digestive experience” wasn’t the best direction to give the decorator? (reposted to add hashtag) | 1.1364 | 0.04773 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
7897 | Where’s everyone? Guess our concept of rib to plate restaurant isn’t going to work | 1.1364 | 0.04257 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
7898 | I told you this was going to be freshest meat you’ve ever had | 1.1364 | 0.04257 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
7899 | I thought we were here to serve, not to be dined upon! | 1.1364 | 0.04773 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
7900 | Yeah the owner thought “Inback Steakhouse” might be an American alternative. | 1.1364 | 0.04257 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
7901 | We gotta stop doing this man | 1.1364 | 0.04257 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
7902 | He could've just sent it back." | 1.1358 | 0.04214 | 81 | 71 | 9 | 1 |
7903 | YOU...you,you,you...START...start...start...ON THAT...that,that...END...end,end...AND I... | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7904 | Telling me you’re feeling basted doesn’t really help | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7905 | My bouche is not the only part of me that is not amused. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7906 | Maybe there’s more to this veal question than I thought. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7907 | When I said "make us the giblets," this wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7908 | Six years in a Michelin three-star restaurant and all he ever wants are plankton burgers. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7909 | This is an exact replica of Trump's fat gut. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7910 | Hmmm... the recipe said the ingredients would be found right here. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7911 | I think they lied when they said GMO free | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7912 | Systemic raciscim is the worst to be yolked to. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7913 | I think he misheard us. We can prepare him a meal, not being a meal. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7914 | I 3D printed a gun. Your wife is dead. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7915 | We forgot the coleslaw! | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7916 | With only one passenger on board,is the menu Tarshish or Nineveh? | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7917 | Welcome to ‘The Sushi Hotel’. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7918 | ‘Have you seen the pork belly anywhere Dave?’ | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7919 | Now I'm sure we won't find any cilantro here. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7920 | I guess there is some seafood that doesn't work for sushi. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7921 | Meh, the Great British Bake-off tent was better. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7922 | Some days you cook the ribs; some days the ribs cook you. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7923 | Whale, what are you waiting for? Get to cookin’! | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7924 | I'm pretty sure the whale was supposed to be the fresh food...not us | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7925 | Check, please! | 1.1351 | 0.04001 | 74 | 64 | 10 | 0 |
7926 | Brace yourself for the over the lips and gums moment! | 1.1351 | 0.04001 | 74 | 64 | 10 | 0 |
7927 | Do you speak whale? | 1.1351 | 0.04839 | 74 | 66 | 6 | 2 |
7928 | I really don't want to cook for Pinocchio. | 1.1351 | 0.04440 | 74 | 65 | 8 | 1 |
7929 | And we thought fish cheeks would be a hard sell | 1.1351 | 0.04440 | 74 | 65 | 8 | 1 |
7930 | It's your fault John, that we're now stuck in digestive purgatory. | 1.1348 | 0.04285 | 89 | 79 | 8 | 2 |
7931 | Noon rush is coming! | 1.1346 | 0.05512 | 52 | 46 | 5 | 1 |
7932 | A rack of lamb--maybe? | 1.1346 | 0.04779 | 52 | 45 | 7 | 0 |
7933 | I told him we wouldn’t be enough to satisfy his appetite. | 1.1343 | 0.04197 | 67 | 58 | 9 | 0 |
7934 | The Specials are going to be boring this month. | 1.1343 | 0.04705 | 67 | 59 | 7 | 1 |
7935 | In hindsight, it was foolish to assume “Le Cordon Bleu Whale” was a typo. | 1.1343 | 0.04197 | 67 | 58 | 9 | 0 |
7936 | I don't see any spare ribs in here. | 1.1343 | 0.04197 | 67 | 58 | 9 | 0 |
7937 | I didn't think we would have to prepare our dish from INSIDE the secret ingredient. | 1.1343 | 0.04197 | 67 | 58 | 9 | 0 |
7938 | I knew we’d be focusing on the taste buds but this is a bit much. | 1.1343 | 0.04705 | 67 | 59 | 7 | 1 |
7939 | I thought you brought the liver. | 1.1343 | 0.04197 | 67 | 58 | 9 | 0 |
7940 | It is a never ending belly to full fill !!!" | 1.1343 | 0.04197 | 67 | 58 | 9 | 0 |
7941 | I don’t know if I’m going to win! “Make a dessert out of this basket”has taken on a whole new genre! | 1.1343 | 0.04197 | 67 | 58 | 9 | 0 |
7942 | Well , here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
7943 | They sure have up the stakes in this season of Chopped | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
7944 | We can't have run out of ribs! | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7945 | Not what I expected when I heard we were invited to dinner. | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7946 | Uhhh Ratatouille can you see where we walk? | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7947 | Jonah, I realize this is a nice, spacious room, but the only thing that works is seafood. | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7948 | I'm thinking, We'll put a Prime Rib Special on the menu tonight. | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
7949 | I know we're supposed to be into fresh food, but his is way too much | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7950 | Swallowed;never fill it up now. | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
7951 | They said we'd find a great fountain here. | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7952 | Out of the frying pan and into the gyre? | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7953 | At least we weren't flambeed. | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
7954 | I'm really worried that Godzilla will think that WE are the food. | 1.1333 | 0.03952 | 75 | 65 | 10 | 0 |
7955 | Jonah, this is your idea of sustainable seafood? | 1.1333 | 0.04384 | 75 | 66 | 8 | 1 |
7956 | Never thought I'd be catch of the day | 1.1333 | 0.06030 | 45 | 40 | 4 | 1 |
7957 | Let's just order out | 1.1333 | 0.04384 | 75 | 66 | 8 | 1 |
7958 | WI guess we'll have to try to think outside the box. | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
7959 | Where is the Damm Stove? | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7960 | Should we try to grill it, or tickle them? | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7961 | So that’s what they mean with Stanislavski’s method | 1.1333 | 0.05557 | 60 | 54 | 4 | 2 |
7962 | All empty but cook | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7963 | I'm not sure if we can serve THIS much fish. | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7964 | What a whale of a space to demonstrate our culinary skills | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
7965 | Where do we go from here ? | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7966 | I thought we had planned well for this kind of emergency; but this whale only eats krill. | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7967 | I told you it wouldn't fit in the pan! | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
7968 | It's possible my conversion factor may have been off when I ordered supplies for the baked grouper dish. | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7969 | Our manager did warn us this customer has a whale of an appetite. Why didn't he simply say customer IS a whale?! | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
7970 | Bad theme for a restaurant | 1.1333 | 0.03952 | 75 | 65 | 10 | 0 |
7971 | we should have paid attention to the emergency training in the cruise ship | 1.1333 | 0.05125 | 45 | 39 | 6 | 0 |
7972 | So glad I bathed in Ipecac this morning. | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7973 | i think global warming is real | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
7974 | Trust me, Steven! Second-hand dinners are the next big thing | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7975 | When I said I wanted baby back ribs, this isn't quite what I mean. | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
7976 | While I've got you, have you heard about your car's extended warranty?" the whale asked | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
7977 | I thought Moby was vegan? | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
7978 | I thought they said it was an open road, not an open mouth. | 1.1325 | 0.03744 | 83 | 72 | 11 | 0 |
7979 | We were sent for shrimp Bill. How did we get end up here" Bill: "I thought whales eat shrimp... | 1.1325 | 0.03744 | 83 | 72 | 11 | 0 |
7980 | Do you remember turning the tables? | 1.1324 | 0.04640 | 68 | 60 | 7 | 1 |
7981 | You're gonna need a bigger broast. | 1.1324 | 0.05505 | 68 | 62 | 3 | 3 |
7982 | They're expecting us to make a souffle IN the vertebrae? | 1.1324 | 0.05091 | 68 | 61 | 5 | 2 |
7983 | Jonah’s late for dinner again. Jesus! | 1.1324 | 0.04140 | 68 | 59 | 9 | 0 |
7984 | My life and career are turning into crap. | 1.1324 | 0.04140 | 68 | 59 | 9 | 0 |
7985 | I was looking for the recipe book, but I guess it swallowed that too! | 1.1324 | 0.04640 | 68 | 60 | 7 | 1 |
7986 | I hope Gordon Ramsay won't judge us too harshly. | 1.1324 | 0.04140 | 68 | 59 | 9 | 0 |
7987 | You said we'd have a whale of a time... where's Jonah ?? | 1.1324 | 0.04640 | 68 | 60 | 7 | 1 |
7988 | The stuffing was almost ready. | 1.1324 | 0.04140 | 68 | 59 | 9 | 0 |
7989 | Way over our heads | 1.1324 | 0.04640 | 68 | 60 | 7 | 1 |
7990 | I told you we should open a vegan restaurant. | 1.1324 | 0.04140 | 68 | 59 | 9 | 0 |
7991 | I couldn't find any spare ones. | 1.1324 | 0.04640 | 68 | 60 | 7 | 1 |
7992 | We could call it Jonah's Bistro | 1.1324 | 0.04640 | 68 | 60 | 7 | 1 |
7993 | That's the last time I'll make omelettes at the Museum of Natural History. | 1.1324 | 0.04140 | 68 | 59 | 9 | 0 |
7994 | I thought Jonah said the soft opening was down on the left | 1.1324 | 0.04640 | 68 | 60 | 7 | 1 |
7995 | We're the new chefs at the White House and somebody moved it from Mar-a=Lago to D.C. and someone took away the building | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
7996 | I don’t think we are in a kitchen, because we are chefs and stuff | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
7997 | Not enough whale vomit for the soup. | 1.1321 | 0.04695 | 53 | 46 | 7 | 0 |
7998 | I think the foie gras would be in the other direction. | 1.1321 | 0.04695 | 53 | 46 | 7 | 0 |
7999 | What am I going to do with Geppetto whale? I asked for Jonah whale. | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
8000 | He swallowed the frickin' stove. Who does that? | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
8001 | Jonah? Sorry to bother you, but was it cumin or coriander for the lamb? | 1.1321 | 0.04695 | 53 | 46 | 7 | 0 |
8002 | This one may take some trimming.. m | 1.1316 | 0.03903 | 76 | 66 | 10 | 0 |
8003 | I wonder where he keeps the eggs | 1.1316 | 0.03903 | 76 | 66 | 10 | 0 |
8004 | I thought they'd at least wait for the sauce. | 1.1316 | 0.03903 | 76 | 66 | 10 | 0 |
8005 | On his next mouthful, maybe he’ll swallow some chickens and a pig. I would love some scrambled eggs and ham. | 1.1316 | 0.03903 | 76 | 66 | 10 | 0 |
8006 | When I asked you what was the fish dish for the today, I never considered it might be US! | 1.1316 | 0.04329 | 76 | 67 | 8 | 1 |
8007 | Which way to the man's heart? | 1.1316 | 0.03903 | 76 | 66 | 10 | 0 |
8008 | 'I think we are watching too much animé' | 1.1316 | 0.03903 | 76 | 66 | 10 | 0 |
8009 | ...but where are the spare ribs? | 1.1316 | 0.03903 | 76 | 66 | 10 | 0 |
8010 | It seems to have everything, down to the marbling- but I’m not sure it could feel like home. | 1.1316 | 0.04329 | 76 | 67 | 8 | 1 |
8011 | How's our supply of Sage look? | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8012 | More like "be food." | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8013 | Somehow the concept of using everything appears to have turned on us..... | 1.1311 | 0.05470 | 61 | 55 | 4 | 2 |
8014 | Jonah? Jonah, you hungry? | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8015 | Now I know how the cavemen felt. | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8016 | I never thought I'd be cooking at The Rib Shack. | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
8017 | I think I'll need a bigger sautés pan | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8018 | Welcome to sauté your inner filet, the reality cooking show that blends your most daring appetites with your darkest nightmares. | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
8019 | I specifically said “bone in”, not “in bone”! | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8020 | Hunger can with everything. ¿Did you also want meat for the recipe? | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8021 | Sadly, I doubt this is covered under Carnival's workers' comp policy. | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
8022 | Well, I finally thought of a name for our restaurant: Captain Ahab's. | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8023 | This and similar tours justify the extravagant tuition of the cooking school why? | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
8024 | Did you put the correct business address on Yelp? | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8025 | Tickle his uvula. Maybe he will cough us out. | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
8026 | Jonah! Where are you going? Fish doesn't have to be on the menu. How about steak? We aren't limited to seafood. | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8027 | Which way to the kitchen? | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8028 | If we'd known we were going to be swallowed, we could have brought some ingredients. | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8029 | I don't seem to recall anything in the Old Testament about Jonah and the barbecue sauce. | 1.1311 | 0.05949 | 61 | 56 | 2 | 3 |
8030 | This is a little too much meat. | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8031 | Well, this is a huge problem…Guys, don’t come in here…there are already two too many cooks. | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8032 | I really wish they'd let the staff come in through the front door. | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
8033 | Hey, Tony? I think we're gonna need a bigger pan... | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
8034 | I thought there would be a little more heart to work with... | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8035 | But there is no krill! What do you want Whale?! What do you want??!! | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8036 | I guess I assumed you meant the restaurant industry would eat me alive. | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
8037 | Well Dave, this is going to require a barge load of BBQ rub. | 1.1310 | 0.04072 | 84 | 74 | 9 | 1 |
8038 | I thought you brought the flour! | 1.1304 | 0.05020 | 69 | 62 | 5 | 2 |
8039 | Might’ve used too much salt. | 1.1304 | 0.04084 | 69 | 60 | 9 | 0 |
8040 | A rib roast seems obvious. Any ideas more creative? | 1.1304 | 0.04084 | 69 | 60 | 9 | 0 |
8041 | I told you we should have stuck to the recipe | 1.1304 | 0.05020 | 46 | 40 | 6 | 0 |
8042 | I think we took “incorporate the ingredients” a little too far. | 1.1304 | 0.04576 | 69 | 61 | 7 | 1 |
8043 | I’ve heard of nose to tail cooking but this is ridiculous! | 1.1304 | 0.04576 | 69 | 61 | 7 | 1 |
8044 | So, what do you think Thomas Keller would do? | 1.1304 | 0.04084 | 69 | 60 | 9 | 0 |
8045 | I thought it was a compliment when he said I looked like a snack | 1.1304 | 0.04084 | 69 | 60 | 9 | 0 |
8046 | There goes our dinner. The question is what the hell would Jonah do now? | 1.1304 | 0.05905 | 46 | 41 | 4 | 1 |
8047 | I need a recipe for tickle | 1.1304 | 0.04576 | 69 | 61 | 7 | 1 |
8048 | Damn, that climate change came faster than expected. | 1.1304 | 0.04084 | 69 | 60 | 9 | 0 |
8049 | We’re going to need a bigger pot to get out of here. | 1.1304 | 0.04084 | 69 | 60 | 9 | 0 |
8050 | How did we become the BEST [SEE]FOOD in Town”? | 1.1304 | 0.04084 | 69 | 60 | 9 | 0 |
8051 | - That spatula isn’t going to cut it and definitely need a bigger pot. | 1.1304 | 0.04084 | 69 | 60 | 9 | 0 |
8052 | I think we’re going to need a bigger kitchen, Jean-Pierre. | 1.1304 | 0.04084 | 69 | 60 | 9 | 0 |
8053 | Nous sommes tellement foutus. | 1.1304 | 0.04576 | 69 | 61 | 7 | 1 |
8054 | ...have any good whale recipes? | 1.1299 | 0.03856 | 77 | 67 | 10 | 0 |
8055 | hmmm, we're going to have to build a fire! | 1.1299 | 0.04276 | 77 | 68 | 8 | 1 |
8056 | I know they said to go deep, but this is ridiculous. | 1.1299 | 0.04276 | 77 | 68 | 8 | 1 |
8057 | Hopefully it will swallow some fish or something soon otherwise we are going to starve in here! | 1.1299 | 0.04276 | 77 | 68 | 8 | 1 |
8058 | They said a Large Order of Ribs. | 1.1299 | 0.03856 | 77 | 67 | 10 | 0 |
8059 | Who stole the bat soup we reserved for Satan? | 1.1299 | 0.03856 | 77 | 67 | 10 | 0 |
8060 | Great location, sure, but I don’t care for the light or acoustics...and what is that smell? | 1.1296 | 0.05938 | 54 | 49 | 3 | 2 |
8061 | I’m running out of ideas for krill. | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
8062 | When Jonah said he was cooking something up, we should have known to run the other way! | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
8063 | If this whale is endangered, we're wasting our time. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
8064 | On the bright side, I hear blubber makes a great sauté. | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
8065 | Where's the meat? | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
8066 | Well... this is a new kind of quarantine I never imagined before! | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
8067 | They forgot to add the apostrophe in 'Chefs Tasting Menu' again. | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
8068 | Way past prime. | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
8069 | I think we missed one of the basket items... | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
8070 | Yes, I'm sure it said "baleen"... or "butter bean." It's my first day | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
8071 | She said she'll eat the patriarchy and I told her that's only our women's day special. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
8072 | This brings a whole new meaning to the word sushi... | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
8073 | Let’s hope this is a short rib. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
8074 | Yeah, Chef Jonah's 'nose to whale' dining isn't for everyone. | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
8075 | This is the most fucked up walk-in freezer I've ever seen. | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
8076 | ...I was all ready for this weeks chef challenge: " this is spinal tap" ...just found out it's been changed to: "inspirations from the human gut biome" | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
8077 | I thought we wished for the meat - best of the beast - not to meet “in the belly of the beast “....... | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
8078 | But, I did tell you that I thought that his name "Moby" was troublesome! | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
8079 | Are you sure grass-fed beef isn't a thing anymore? | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
8080 | I think we went down the wrong way. | 1.1290 | 0.05385 | 62 | 56 | 4 | 2 |
8081 | Bro how tf can we cook in this whale bro Idk bro, I don't see no kitchen in this whale bro Damn me neither Damn | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
8082 | Travel the Seven Seas, Head Chef for Mr. Big ... I should have known there was a catch. Bob Rifkin Chicago, IL rfrifkin@outlook.com | 1.1290 | 0.05385 | 62 | 56 | 4 | 2 |
8083 | Go figure. What are the odds? We’re both named Jonah. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
8084 | Krill? What're we supposed to do with Krill?! | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
8085 | Sushi, anyone? | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
8086 | Now where's that little rat gone? We can't make the dishes without him. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
8087 | This isn't quite what I thought you meant by 'first-hand experience.' | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
8088 | I tried to tell you that Le Cordon Bleu Whale sounded fishy. | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
8089 | We're going to need a very large fillet knife. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
8090 | Calatrava has gone too far this time. | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
8091 | Numbskull, they ordered fish. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
8092 | I think forgot to turn off the stove. | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
8093 | A deal's a deal -- it's your turn to get the caviar. | 1.1290 | 0.05385 | 62 | 56 | 4 | 2 |
8094 | competition for the fresh market has become a high-risk business | 1.1290 | 0.05385 | 62 | 56 | 4 | 2 |
8095 | Paulie, I don’t remember the lesson in cooking school where we had to debone a branzino from the inside. Do you? | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
8096 | I just assumed Belly of the Beast was only a theme. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
8097 | Uh... thanks for the aw-awards? We're honored to be inducted into, um... The Hall of Meat? | 1.1286 | 0.04030 | 70 | 61 | 9 | 0 |
8098 | You need new recipes. See? Nothing sticks to their rbs! | 1.1286 | 0.04030 | 70 | 61 | 9 | 0 |
8099 | I knew I shouldn't have filled out that Jurassic Park application | 1.1286 | 0.04952 | 70 | 63 | 5 | 2 |
8100 | I hope you have good inside-out technique. | 1.1286 | 0.03166 | 70 | 62 | 8 | 0 |
8101 | If it's a female, we can scramble an egg. | 1.1286 | 0.04514 | 70 | 62 | 7 | 1 |
8102 | I wish Guy Fieri were here. | 1.1286 | 0.04514 | 70 | 62 | 7 | 1 |
8103 | He said if we don’t get the sauce right he’ll spit the next guy out also. | 1.1286 | 0.04030 | 70 | 61 | 9 | 0 |
8104 | I told you, you’ve got to follow the recipe exactly. | 1.1286 | 0.04030 | 70 | 61 | 9 | 0 |
8105 | Maybe there is the last fish inside. | 1.1286 | 0.04030 | 70 | 61 | 9 | 0 |
8106 | You said you ordered non-GMO. | 1.1286 | 0.04514 | 70 | 62 | 7 | 1 |
8107 | And the men experts in tropical cuisine and culinary grandeur, were swallowed at once by an endangered whale, which had indulged in a tasty snack, in the name of her lost brothers and sisters. | 1.1286 | 0.04514 | 70 | 62 | 7 | 1 |
8108 | The belly of...oh well. | 1.1286 | 0.04952 | 70 | 63 | 5 | 2 |
8109 | this cleansing cooking course is next level | 1.1286 | 0.04030 | 70 | 61 | 9 | 0 |
8110 | They say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. It was much quicker through his rib cage. | 1.1282 | 0.04602 | 78 | 70 | 6 | 2 |
8111 | There's something wrong with this picture. | 1.1277 | 0.05784 | 47 | 42 | 4 | 1 |
8112 | Laboratory grown meat seemed like a great idea when I first read about it. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
8113 | These two again? Do we have any other recipes that are kosher but not flambé? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
8114 | I'm afraid that we've served our last piece of fish. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
8115 | We couldn't find the left handed whisk OR the vegan quail eggs - we are NOT going back there without the inside of a whales blow hole. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
8116 | Whale, this sure seems like a recipe for disaster. Don't mind me if I start blubbering about it any second now. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
8117 | I expected culinary pursuits to be fulfilling, but I suddenly feel empty inside. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
8118 | At least we don't work at Bon Appétit | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
8119 | Is this the girl Bobby Shmurda was talking about? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
8120 | I don't think this is a cave. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
8121 | Well this certainly isn’t going to help the economy... | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
8122 | When the Head Chef said we had a big fish to fry, I never imagined this!!! | 1.1270 | 0.04229 | 63 | 55 | 8 | 0 |
8123 | Jonah, I'm afraid we're the fresh catch. | 1.1270 | 0.04229 | 63 | 55 | 8 | 0 |
8124 | Hard to make money with just one customer | 1.1270 | 0.04229 | 63 | 55 | 8 | 0 |
8125 | I knew we shouldn’t have cooked that small whale! | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
8126 | And to make things worse...there's no Rosemary or Thyme! | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
8127 | Told you that snapper seemed too fresh | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
8128 | As I said Frank, these dinosaur inside-out tourtières pose really unique challenges. | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
8129 | Looks like Gordon Ramsay made off with all the ambergris. | 1.1270 | 0.04229 | 63 | 55 | 8 | 0 |
8130 | Well, Jonah, what`s next? | 1.1270 | 0.04229 | 63 | 55 | 8 | 0 |
8131 | Jonah, you're only sous-chef? | 1.1270 | 0.04229 | 63 | 55 | 8 | 0 |
8132 | Boss says to cook the ribs. | 1.1270 | 0.04229 | 63 | 55 | 8 | 0 |
8133 | I think chef Ramsay didn't like your vegan sushi". "I know. Would you like some plankton salad?" | 1.1270 | 0.04229 | 63 | 55 | 8 | 0 |
8134 | This isn't what I had in mind when he said get him some ribs. | 1.1270 | 0.05303 | 63 | 57 | 4 | 2 |
8135 | I can’t believe you brought a pan to a spatula fight! | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
8136 | Hey man, did that help wanted sign say “souS-chefs needed” or “chefs needed for souP”? | 1.1270 | 0.04229 | 63 | 55 | 8 | 0 |
8137 | I expected it to be darker in here | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
8138 | I guess she said compliment WITH the chefs after all, Brian | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
8139 | I guess I misunderstood when he asked us over for dinner | 1.1270 | 0.04229 | 63 | 55 | 8 | 0 |
8140 | Where does it all go? | 1.1270 | 0.04229 | 63 | 55 | 8 | 0 |
8141 | Well, I guess Jonah wasn’t lying when he said we’d be his sous-chefs at Le Cordon Bleu Whale. | 1.1268 | 0.03977 | 71 | 62 | 9 | 0 |
8142 | I'm not against themed parties but getting rid of the stove is a bit too much. | 1.1268 | 0.03977 | 71 | 62 | 9 | 0 |
8143 | This is going to turn out to be tyrannosaurus hex | 1.1268 | 0.04454 | 71 | 63 | 7 | 1 |
8144 | I set the culinary time machine to paleo | 1.1268 | 0.03977 | 71 | 62 | 9 | 0 |
8145 | I told you years ago we should've opened a steak house. | 1.1268 | 0.03977 | 71 | 62 | 9 | 0 |
8146 | Were is the porterhouse ? | 1.1268 | 0.04454 | 71 | 63 | 7 | 1 |
8147 | I'm sorry now we had to let Jonah go last week! | 1.1268 | 0.04454 | 71 | 63 | 7 | 1 |
8148 | Wrong-sized portion. | 1.1268 | 0.03977 | 71 | 62 | 9 | 0 |
8149 | What is pâté made of again? | 1.1268 | 0.04454 | 71 | 63 | 7 | 1 |
8150 | The krill tasting menu is not the winner we thought it would be! | 1.1268 | 0.03977 | 71 | 62 | 9 | 0 |
8151 | Well the good news is he liked his meal. | 1.1268 | 0.03977 | 71 | 62 | 9 | 0 |
8152 | Damn, lobsters, shrimp, and halibut are all obeying the Expanded Location. | 1.1268 | 0.04454 | 71 | 63 | 7 | 1 |
8153 | Now look what you got me into. I didn’t think we should try to sear these ribs in the first place! | 1.1268 | 0.04454 | 71 | 63 | 7 | 1 |
8154 | Skip the TBones and stick to the cutlets deal? | 1.1268 | 0.03977 | 71 | 62 | 9 | 0 |
8155 | When I said I wanted to cook with only the freshest ingredients, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. | 1.1268 | 0.03977 | 71 | 62 | 9 | 0 |
8156 | I guess the fish wasn't dead. | 1.1268 | 0.04885 | 71 | 64 | 5 | 2 |
8157 | I thought he said he was vegan! | 1.1266 | 0.03765 | 79 | 69 | 10 | 0 |
8158 | She swore the way to his heart was right past here.... | 1.1266 | 0.04174 | 79 | 70 | 8 | 1 |
8159 | Armie said he wants ribs for dinner tonight, so . . . | 1.1266 | 0.04546 | 79 | 71 | 6 | 2 |
8160 | I knew we should have gone to Johnson & Wales! | 1.1250 | 0.03925 | 72 | 63 | 9 | 0 |
8161 | No, I don't know how we ended up in the ocean, from Ohio! | 1.1250 | 0.03925 | 72 | 63 | 9 | 0 |
8162 | He wants us to make whatever is eaten next taste good. | 1.1250 | 0.03546 | 88 | 77 | 11 | 0 |
8163 | kkkkkhhhhhhhhhhvvvvvvbnnnnnnnnnooooool,,,oooooo | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
8164 | The last time the Health Inspector was here she rated us a ‘C’. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
8165 | I'd love to know who put whale tartare on the menu. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
8166 | Not what I was expecting when I named the new dish “Instant Karma” | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
8167 | Get ready to reheat the Kraken. | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
8168 | Did I tell you to beef up your cooking? | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
8169 | This food critics palate is a nightmare Frank Buckley Andover, MA | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
8170 | Worse comes to worse, we can use Pinocchio to make the flames for cooking | 1.1250 | 0.03721 | 80 | 70 | 10 | 0 |
8171 | I get the funny feeling we're not here to flip pancakes. | 1.1250 | 0.04725 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
8172 | Something seems fishy here, Chef Jonah. it appears Grenouille hopped off our menu; and we’re lost. Let’s follow that beetle, perhaps he knows the way to the back door. | 1.1250 | 0.04725 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
8173 | Whale meat again... | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
8174 | What'll we do?The food supply hasn't arrived yet and Pinocchio and Geppetto will be here any minute! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
8175 | Don't you just hate these quick fire challenges? | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
8176 | Okay, maybe the chicken was a little undercooked. But this seems like an overreaction. | 1.1250 | 0.04725 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
8177 | I wish Triceratops ala Bourbonnais didn't take so much oregano. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
8178 | Why don’t you go out and start basting? | 1.1250 | 0.04725 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
8179 | I told you to stop screaming “Holy Jonah!” every time the soufflé falls. | 1.1250 | 0.04820 | 72 | 65 | 5 | 2 |
8180 | I like pork belly, but whale belly, this is ridiculous. | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
8181 | Tyrannasauras everywhere, nor any place to cook! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
8182 | Does this say 'sustainable' to you? | 1.1250 | 0.06403 | 48 | 44 | 2 | 2 |
8183 | Diets: they're like the calm before the storm. | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
8184 | We couldn't see this kind of revenge coming. | 1.1250 | 0.04725 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
8185 | This behind the scenes look at the Keto diet is a little extreme | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
8186 | I forgot the chain saw. Let’ s go with veggie burger. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
8187 | Wow, this must be an NFT of the Standing Rib Roast blockchain! | 1.1250 | 0.03925 | 72 | 63 | 9 | 0 |
8188 | I don't know where all the meat went | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
8189 | Head Chef: "And then we just want to go and get INTO the fish with a spatula to ready it for marination." Sous-Chef: "Like this?" Head Chef: "Um, you might have taken that quite literally." | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
8190 | I cannot remember That being here | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
8191 | We should have taken the heat and stayed | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
8192 | So... where do we start? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
8193 | When they told us we should expect to be completely immersed, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. | 1.1250 | 0.03925 | 72 | 63 | 9 | 0 |
8194 | something tells me we didn’t quite get the recipe right... | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
8195 | Where’s the Butter 🧈 ? | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
8196 | That oatmeal did NOT stick to his ribs | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
8197 | What kind of shrooms did you say they were? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
8198 | Looks like a gluten free zone Bob | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
8199 | Are you sure Chef said to grab the ribs “from the back”? | 1.1250 | 0.05223 | 64 | 58 | 4 | 2 |
8200 | Do you prefer preparing a full or half rack? | 1.1235 | 0.04076 | 81 | 72 | 8 | 1 |
8201 | With this much meat the Republicans must be in office again.” | 1.1235 | 0.03678 | 81 | 71 | 10 | 0 |
8202 | Jerry, I don’t think this is what our chef meant by “research people tastes - get into their mouth” mission. | 1.1235 | 0.02066 | 81 | 75 | 5 | 1 |
8203 | It's hard to think outside the box for new dishes when you are literally The House of Ribs. | 1.1233 | 0.04338 | 73 | 65 | 7 | 1 |
8204 | It's getting late. Maybe we should have dropped the prawns and calamari from today's menu? | 1.1233 | 0.03875 | 73 | 64 | 9 | 0 |
8205 | Guess what we go through for the elevator. | 1.1233 | 0.03875 | 73 | 64 | 9 | 0 |
8206 | Tartare?” “Tres frais. | 1.1233 | 0.04338 | 73 | 65 | 7 | 1 |
8207 | Let's serve the freshest foie gras you said. It will lead us to greatness you said. | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
8208 | So, this is what the inside of Gordon Ramsey looks like. | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
8209 | All hollow!! Where's the flesh gone! What do we cook now? | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
8210 | When you said your plate or mine,Jonah,this is not what I had in mind! | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
8211 | So what were you saying about Moby Dick?" | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
8212 | In my wildest dream, I never thought the fish would eat us | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
8213 | If we can't find them, we'll have to find a substitute for the all-you-can-eat barbecued rib special. | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
8214 | You said you knew how to get to Ahi! | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
8215 | You remember how Spinal Tap ended? | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
8216 | I can see you looking snatched in a nice brown roux. | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
8217 | I told you a million times not to feel bad eating it, cause it would eat you! | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
8218 | Well, sushi’s out of the question. | 1.1231 | 0.05146 | 65 | 59 | 4 | 2 |
8219 | This has to be a whale of an omelet bar. | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
8220 | It’s been a whale of a year. | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
8221 | Maybe it’s time we switch to an all natural butcher. | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
8222 | Yep, Micro-Fusion. It’s the latest trend in sustainable food, direct from source to consumer. It’s grown, prepped and served within the consumer’s own metabolic system. | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
8223 | We did say we'd give our diners' an immersive experience... | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
8224 | I can really get lost in my cooking. | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
8225 | I think we’re lost in the sauce. | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
8226 | I told you our profession leads to emptiness. | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
8227 | I know they're expecting a huge turnout, but this is ridiculous. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
8228 | They must have said Jurassic Pork, Not Jurassic Park" | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
8229 | I guess spare ribs wasn't such a great idea. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
8230 | Who ordered the ribs? | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
8231 | We may get plenty of crustacean, but how will we melt the butter? | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
8232 | You're sure they specifically ordered a "mammoth" feast? | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
8233 | Rethink all your pork belly recipes. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
8234 | Told you the glass igloo was a better option | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
8235 | Mom, do you ever feel, ya know, not so fresh? | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
8236 | Chef to belly. It’s so hot right now. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
8237 | You think we took a wrong turn? | 1.1224 | 0.05558 | 49 | 44 | 4 | 1 |
8238 | Here we go again! | 1.1224 | 0.04731 | 49 | 43 | 6 | 0 |
8239 | I get the surf part. I’m just not sure we’ve nailed the turf part yet. | 1.1224 | 0.04731 | 49 | 43 | 6 | 0 |
8240 | This reminds me of that time we ran out of ribs. orkercaption | 1.1224 | 0.04731 | 49 | 43 | 6 | 0 |
8241 | Ever since that last zombie apocalypse “farm to tunnel” has really been trending. | 1.1224 | 0.05558 | 49 | 44 | 4 | 1 |
8242 | Peter, won’t you rail me one last time before we both perish in the belly of this whale? | 1.1224 | 0.05558 | 49 | 44 | 4 | 1 |
8243 | we forgot the garlic. | 1.1216 | 0.04695 | 74 | 67 | 5 | 2 |
8244 | When the book said GASTRONOMY OF Italy I never thought it was literal! | 1.1216 | 0.03825 | 74 | 65 | 9 | 0 |
8245 | I was sure we could sell more of our spareribs this way. | 1.1212 | 0.04048 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
8246 | I was going to make him something to eat but it looks like he ate us | 1.1212 | 0.04048 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
8247 | Oh no, it's lunchtime. | 1.1212 | 0.04048 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
8248 | That roux has got to be around here somewhere. | 1.1212 | 0.04588 | 66 | 59 | 6 | 1 |
8249 | This is gonna make a killer LinkedIn post brah. 'My Inspiring Transition From Sous Chef to Hands-on Whale Digestion Consultant.' 80 likes, guaranteed. Some of those little clapping hands too. Damn. | 1.1212 | 0.05071 | 66 | 60 | 4 | 2 |
8250 | I think the boss is taking this organic menu thing to far! | 1.1212 | 0.04588 | 66 | 59 | 6 | 1 |
8251 | Ask Jonah what he wants for dinner. | 1.1212 | 0.04588 | 66 | 59 | 6 | 1 |
8252 | Hey come back here! You’re supposed to pee in a cup, not on the ground for a urine sample!! | 1.1212 | 0.04048 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
8253 | . "Whatcha think? Memphis or St Louis?" | 1.1212 | 0.04048 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
8254 | I never wanted to be eaten like this: undercooked and under-seasoned. | 1.1212 | 0.04588 | 66 | 59 | 6 | 1 |
8255 | I hope they don't find the food too salty | 1.1212 | 0.04048 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
8256 | This is not what I had in mind when you suggested an intimate platter of Prime Rib” | 1.1212 | 0.04048 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
8257 | Ambience of this kitchen just looks like we are cooking inside a shark | 1.1212 | 0.04048 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
8258 | Let's just tell chef Jonah quit | 1.1212 | 0.04048 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
8259 | I hope it's not another Noah. I can't stand them anymore! | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
8260 | Now that you mention it, this is odd decor for waffle house." | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
8261 | He ordered it whale done. | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
8262 | Maybe we should rethink the ambergris souffle? | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
8263 | So we have the wood... | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
8264 | How did WE land in Jonah's nightmare? I'd gladly go to Ninevah vs. where this took us! | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
8265 | Follow your dreams," my parents told me. Culinary school and five years as a sous chef did not prepare me for this | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
8266 | Unfortunately, there are no low sodium menu options tonight. | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
8267 | All our hard work Pierre turned right to shit. | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
8268 | We're gonna need a bigger skillet for the next leg of this trip! | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
8269 | I just don't get why he couldn't send the food back before he ate it | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
8270 | This is probably a vegetarian's nightmare. | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
8271 | Can we just agree not to even offer the chicken choice? | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
8272 | Where did Jonah go? He said he wanted to go to chef school. | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
8273 | Moby Rick (Bayless) | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
8274 | Jonas, sure you bought this place for nothing. But what about the clients? | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
8275 | Agggh. See? I dunno what it is man, but my attempts at baking just never seem to turn out right... | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
8276 | I wonder Carl what was gone wrong on our recipe... | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
8277 | Weird location for chef-con this year... | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
8278 | We should’ve known when the reservation was under ‘Jonah’ | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
8279 | Did Jonah mention hazard pay? | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
8280 | We may not have enough lemon grass seasoning for the krill. | 1.1200 | 0.04634 | 75 | 68 | 5 | 2 |
8281 | I wanted to make the meal, not BE the meal! | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
8282 | No more fish dinners at the restaurant, OK, Johnny...? OK?? | 1.1200 | 0.04228 | 75 | 67 | 7 | 1 |
8283 | Are we cooking this thing or is this cooking us? | 1.1200 | 0.04228 | 75 | 67 | 7 | 1 |
8284 | You think this dish might be too acidic? | 1.1200 | 0.04228 | 75 | 67 | 7 | 1 |
8285 | Well, yes Jonah's Joint is certainly organic | 1.1200 | 0.03778 | 75 | 66 | 9 | 0 |
8286 | Tom Turkey V. Two Chefs Offense: First Degree Armed Giblet Removal (habitual offenders) Sentence: Life imprisonment (plantiff’s Thoracic Cavity) | 1.1200 | 0.04228 | 75 | 67 | 7 | 1 |
8287 | Yeah Zach, fresh is good, but we coulda just picked up the krill at the Co-Op on 4th street. | 1.1200 | 0.04642 | 50 | 44 | 6 | 0 |
8288 | It's just a light, not a hungry crowd. | 1.1200 | 0.03778 | 75 | 66 | 9 | 0 |
8289 | I told you the krill fricassee was a bad idea. | 1.1200 | 0.03778 | 75 | 66 | 9 | 0 |
8290 | I never thought the Titanic could sink so fast. | 1.1200 | 0.04642 | 50 | 44 | 6 | 0 |
8291 | I'm out of fish broth. | 1.1200 | 0.03778 | 75 | 66 | 9 | 0 |
8292 | Somebody reverse the food chain pecking order? | 1.1200 | 0.04642 | 50 | 44 | 6 | 0 |
8293 | I nominate you to tell Jonah that we ran out of plankton. | 1.1200 | 0.04642 | 50 | 44 | 6 | 0 |
8294 | So.. some artist thought putting us inside a whale would make for a funny caption. | 1.1200 | 0.04228 | 75 | 67 | 7 | 1 |
8295 | So this is how they're hazing sous chefs now... | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
8296 | I told you that Wide Wale was a stupid name! | 1.1200 | 0.04228 | 75 | 67 | 7 | 1 |
8297 | Where's the roe? | 1.1194 | 0.03991 | 67 | 59 | 8 | 0 |
8298 | Heeere, kitty kitty. | 1.1194 | 0.04523 | 67 | 60 | 6 | 1 |
8299 | If only we had the peg leg for our stock. | 1.1194 | 0.03991 | 67 | 59 | 8 | 0 |
8300 | This field work has gotten out of hand | 1.1194 | 0.03991 | 67 | 59 | 8 | 0 |
8301 | The catering menu clearly said to serve Beef Ninevah, but you just had to try out your Chicken a'la Tarshish recipe! | 1.1194 | 0.04523 | 67 | 60 | 6 | 1 |
8302 | We would have tasted better with some garnish. | 1.1194 | 0.04523 | 67 | 60 | 6 | 1 |
8303 | Jonah was supposed to prep. | 1.1194 | 0.04523 | 67 | 60 | 6 | 1 |
8304 | How do you prepare spinal fluid again? | 1.1194 | 0.03991 | 67 | 59 | 8 | 0 |
8305 | ..."I can't see the two Astronauts, the two Surgeons or the two Cowboys anymore...have a bad feeling the plan to 'Look for food' was not right... | 1.1194 | 0.04523 | 67 | 60 | 6 | 1 |
8306 | Francois! I told you the Hali-toastis was a bad idea! We should have gone with Crest-brulé! | 1.1194 | 0.03991 | 67 | 59 | 8 | 0 |
8307 | I thought they said “Belly of the Feast” | 1.1194 | 0.03991 | 67 | 59 | 8 | 0 |
8308 | The tabloids said ABC was the new organic... | 1.1194 | 0.03991 | 67 | 59 | 8 | 0 |
8309 | Whale you cook with me? | 1.1194 | 0.03991 | 67 | 59 | 8 | 0 |
8310 | I don’t know how we’re gonna get past inspection this time | 1.1190 | 0.06099 | 42 | 38 | 3 | 1 |
8311 | They said sous chefs have to learn animal anatomy... but like THIS?! | 1.1190 | 0.06099 | 42 | 38 | 3 | 1 |
8312 | No lemons! | 1.1190 | 0.05058 | 42 | 37 | 5 | 0 |
8313 | The new restaurant is a statement about how we are the food. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
8314 | He had a whale of an appetite. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
8315 | This feels karmic. | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
8316 | When they told me to "feed the beast", I thought that was a metaphor! | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
8317 | Looks like another nose to tail chef got here before us. | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
8318 | You said you wanted Fresh Ingredients | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
8319 | I thought adding whale meat to the menu would be a great idea. Who knew we’d have to butcher one ourselves | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
8320 | And I was hoping to win the prize for world's biggest menudo. | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
8321 | I hope he doesn’t cleanse his palette again with a shot of Listerine. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
8322 | Which idiot ordered ribs? | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
8323 | Catering service here for a Jonah? | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
8324 | Geppetto, you know the old guy and that strange kid of his, took off without fixing that old clock like he promised. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
8325 | This is too big to cook, fuck!!!! The boss is gonna kill us for sure, fuck, and how to get out too? I want to go home and get blasted on weed not have this problem we're having right now. This is making me unhappy. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
8326 | Let's make whale pancakes today. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
8327 | I told you the rent price was fishy... | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
8328 | Is this indoor dining? | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
8329 | We gonna eat this whale one bite at a time or what? | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
8330 | As you can already guess, we need to cook him his guts. The real problem with all the 'you are what you eat' people. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
8331 | Honey, I Shrunk the Chefs! But instead of the experimental shrink ray, it was the size of the stimulus checks | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
8332 | After all that effort, we thought, we would land in the heart! | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
8333 | Dorothy I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. | 1.1184 | 0.04175 | 76 | 68 | 7 | 1 |
8334 | I don’t think I can survive another taco Tuesday. | 1.1184 | 0.04175 | 76 | 68 | 7 | 1 |
8335 | I could have sworn I left my whisk in here! | 1.1184 | 0.04175 | 76 | 68 | 7 | 1 |
8336 | Look, I'm not a fan of seafood either, but our only choice is to eat our way out. | 1.1184 | 0.03731 | 76 | 67 | 9 | 0 |
8337 | Well, I thought this was the rendezvous for the exotic cooking class. | 1.1176 | 0.03515 | 85 | 75 | 10 | 0 |
8338 | Clearly too hangry! | 1.1176 | 0.04459 | 68 | 61 | 6 | 1 |
8339 | STOP RIBBING ME | 1.1176 | 0.03936 | 68 | 60 | 8 | 0 |
8340 | The guy up front, Jonah, likes them sunny side up. | 1.1176 | 0.03936 | 68 | 60 | 8 | 0 |
8341 | So where could we get more salt, in- or outside? | 1.1176 | 0.03936 | 68 | 60 | 8 | 0 |
8342 | A food critic's formidable passage way | 1.1176 | 0.03936 | 68 | 60 | 8 | 0 |
8343 | It’s slim pickings since Jonah and was here. | 1.1176 | 0.03936 | 68 | 60 | 8 | 0 |
8344 | It might have something to do with our serving Krill at our floating restaurant. | 1.1176 | 0.03936 | 68 | 60 | 8 | 0 |
8345 | Seriously, we've got to find someone else to do the foraging! | 1.1176 | 0.06037 | 51 | 47 | 2 | 2 |
8346 | Looks like we're in the belly of the whale now, Joe. | 1.1176 | 0.04556 | 51 | 45 | 6 | 0 |
8347 | Are we, were we dinner | 1.1176 | 0.04556 | 51 | 45 | 6 | 0 |
8348 | My request for an authentic rib cookout was taken far too literally | 1.1176 | 0.03936 | 68 | 60 | 8 | 0 |
8349 | This wasn’t quite what I meant when I said we should start foraging for our ingredients... | 1.1176 | 0.04556 | 51 | 45 | 6 | 0 |
8350 | I got lost at nose-to-belly | 1.1176 | 0.04459 | 68 | 61 | 6 | 1 |
8351 | Step off the Millennium Falcon for 2 seconds to get food for the Wookiee... | 1.1169 | 0.03685 | 77 | 68 | 9 | 0 |
8352 | Reality television is getting more and more realistic." "They could've at least given us instructions. | 1.1169 | 0.04519 | 77 | 70 | 5 | 2 |
8353 | When he said he could spare a rib, he wasn't kidding! | 1.1169 | 0.03685 | 77 | 68 | 9 | 0 |
8354 | We"ll need a bigger fire pit. | 1.1169 | 0.03685 | 77 | 68 | 9 | 0 |
8355 | I thought we’d find our fill of krill. | 1.1169 | 0.04123 | 77 | 69 | 7 | 1 |
8356 | Ya, I think we are going to need a new kitchen. | 1.1169 | 0.03685 | 77 | 68 | 9 | 0 |
8357 | They want us to get a dash of what? | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
8358 | We’re sad because we lost our chef jobs due to the coronavirus, and now we live in a weird skeleton tunnel. Also we still wear the chef outfits because they’re the only clothes we have. | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8359 | I'm starting to think we really shouldn't serve tripe tonight. | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8360 | Kicking up a cocoon. | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8361 | Are you sure it said to mix with other staff in a large bowel? | 1.1167 | 0.05363 | 60 | 55 | 3 | 2 |
8362 | You’re sure they said: Prince of Wales? | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
8363 | I guess we needed a bigger boat | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8364 | Holy Mackerel pal I think our goose is cooked! | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8365 | This isn't the only restaurant that's gone belly-up. | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
8366 | It’s almost 15 years since we opened our restaurant.” “No meat is left to cook, after all. | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8367 | I guess we ought to take boeuf bourguignon off the menu. | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8368 | All of the ship's crew knew Jonah was supposed to be here. What makes him so special? What are we, chopped liver? | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8369 | Dude..... We’re going to need a bigger gravy boat... | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8370 | So how the hell do we get tattooed in here? | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8371 | I think our search for fresh tripe has gone too far. | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8372 | Locally-sourced local sourcers. | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8373 | Too bad! He spent his fortune made as a chiropractor on this restaurant. | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8374 | I told you that we should report the leak in the hull to the captain. | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8375 | Is it fish on the menu tonight or meat? | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
8376 | I think that creme brûlée had a hair in it. | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8377 | I can only think that Noah overheard me say that we were very low on cooking oil | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8378 | They assured me that the call came "from the belly of the fish" ... | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8379 | So this is a cloud kitchen | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8380 | This one is definitely deep fried | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
8381 | I'm afraid the method technique just doesn't translate to cooking. | 1.1167 | 0.05363 | 60 | 55 | 3 | 2 |
8382 | So...how good are you at filleting fish? | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8383 | @padmalakshmi voice from above “and your time starts now” | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8384 | Jonah was right about the ambiance, but there’s no way our tables will be six feet apart! | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8385 | And I thought it was it was just a myth. The dreaded "Catch of the day revenge day | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8386 | you're sure this is the right way to mushrooms? | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
8387 | Where are we?" "We are at the beginning of what they cal mouth to mouth publicity | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
8388 | I told you this was the wrong direction! What fine “kettle of fish” we’re in now. | 1.1163 | 0.04946 | 43 | 38 | 5 | 0 |
8389 | I hate the dinner rush hour, don't you? | 1.1163 | 0.04946 | 43 | 38 | 5 | 0 |
8390 | You're right. He might have been a bit hungry, but Jonah could have survived. | 1.1159 | 0.04397 | 69 | 62 | 6 | 1 |
8391 | OK you've made your point. We promise we won't use any of your friends anymore to make our famous "cordon bleu" . Now please let us out. Pascale Debuire, Paris, France | 1.1159 | 0.04397 | 69 | 62 | 6 | 1 |
8392 | I'm sure this is where Chef Jonah said to meet for the Cook-Off semi-finals. | 1.1159 | 0.03882 | 69 | 61 | 8 | 0 |
8393 | Yep we’re in the belly of the whale - with any luck he’l puke us out! | 1.1159 | 0.03882 | 69 | 61 | 8 | 0 |
8394 | You get a fresh perspective on cooking when you see how our customers eat-no offense | 1.1159 | 0.04397 | 69 | 62 | 6 | 1 |
8395 | What was that gastrointestinal probiotic we were supposed to get? | 1.1159 | 0.04397 | 69 | 62 | 6 | 1 |
8396 | 375 degrees for about two days should do the trick. | 1.1159 | 0.03882 | 69 | 61 | 8 | 0 |
8397 | I knew we shouldn’t have asked how the sausage gets made. | 1.1159 | 0.04397 | 69 | 62 | 6 | 1 |
8398 | We need to go Union. This is going to be some serious overtime | 1.1159 | 0.03882 | 69 | 61 | 8 | 0 |
8399 | Well, that didn't stick to the ribs. | 1.1159 | 0.03882 | 69 | 61 | 8 | 0 |
8400 | However, they are coming with three teenagers. We should serve a lot of french fries. | 1.1159 | 0.03882 | 69 | 61 | 8 | 0 |
8401 | 'Quel fromage! Chefs plagued by creativity drought, left to the bare bones' | 1.1159 | 0.03882 | 69 | 61 | 8 | 0 |
8402 | Oh No. Oh no. OH NO NO NO NO NO. | 1.1159 | 0.03288 | 69 | 62 | 7 | 0 |
8403 | Your seasoned and salted rib roast sounds great now for our last meal. | 1.1158 | 0.03300 | 95 | 84 | 11 | 0 |
8404 | This isn't what I meant when I said we should know where out food comes from | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
8405 | So which rib is the prime one? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
8406 | Where's this dishwasher, Jonah? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
8407 | The Yorkshire Pudding will be way over budget. | 1.1154 | 0.04073 | 78 | 70 | 7 | 1 |
8408 | What can we cook in here? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
8409 | So they are swallowing the chefs first 😲 | 1.1154 | 0.03641 | 78 | 69 | 9 | 0 |
8410 | Well, you wanted to explore and go trought the food effects. I think we are as far as possible ! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
8411 | Didn’t she say the best way to the man’s heart is through his stomach... | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
8412 | All they said was it would be in walk-in... | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
8413 | I never thought,I would be in the belly of the beast! | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
8414 | Have we died and are awaiting judgement, or is this what the center of the galaxy really looks like? | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
8415 | I never knew a pancake could slide that fast---- | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
8416 | When I saw tonight's special was "Rib medallions a la Jonah" I knew I should have called off. | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
8417 | Wow! Just how Mesozoic can you get? | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
8418 | I don't see any ambergris | 1.1148 | 0.05278 | 61 | 56 | 3 | 2 |
8419 | Wow what false advertising for the rib- eye! | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
8420 | You have to admit the irony | 1.1148 | 0.05278 | 61 | 56 | 3 | 2 |
8421 | I see the irony, but really we just didn’t have a big enough skillet | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
8422 | They said outdoor dining only, so we need to start cooking till this place becomes a deck | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
8423 | I hear krill saut | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
8424 | Did we say we wanted him fresh, or did he say he wanted us fresh? | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
8425 | Today’s mushroom risotto hits different. | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
8426 | Let's see Ruben: who will be that lucky/first person to taste the food we cooked the whole night pouring our soul over it! | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
8427 | We should start by building a fire... | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
8428 | I knew something was wrong the minute he said Aaahhh... | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
8429 | You really think a hearty salad will stick to all this? | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
8430 | This must be one of those Gargantuanly Modified turkeys | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
8431 | Looks like we’re making the krill special again. | 1.1148 | 0.05278 | 61 | 56 | 3 | 2 |
8432 | Well, this isn’t my idea for a job in the Atlantic. | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
8433 | So, we really are here to fill the void after all. .. | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
8434 | I hate these speciality stores, always running out of what you need | 1.1143 | 0.03830 | 70 | 62 | 8 | 0 |
8435 | How many orders of spare ribs were there?! | 1.1143 | 0.03830 | 70 | 62 | 8 | 0 |
8436 | Their omelette was supposed to be vegetarian on Fridays | 1.1143 | 0.03830 | 70 | 62 | 8 | 0 |
8437 | I guess he didn't like the bouillabaisse. | 1.1143 | 0.03830 | 70 | 62 | 8 | 0 |
8438 | You David we were serving fish for dinner and I thought... | 1.1143 | 0.03830 | 70 | 62 | 8 | 0 |
8439 | Something fish is going on around here. | 1.1143 | 0.03830 | 70 | 62 | 8 | 0 |
8440 | The ad said "Help Wanted--chef and sous-chef needed-- guaranteed a 'whale of a time''" Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On | 1.1143 | 0.03830 | 70 | 62 | 8 | 0 |
8441 | This is the last time I work the "All-You-Can-Eat Fish Fry." | 1.1143 | 0.04337 | 70 | 63 | 6 | 1 |
8442 | Do you reckon Ramsay or Oliver ever had to do this?! | 1.1143 | 0.03830 | 70 | 62 | 8 | 0 |
8443 | I told you not to use so much butter?!" | 1.1143 | 0.03830 | 70 | 62 | 8 | 0 |
8444 | He must be hibernating. | 1.1143 | 0.03830 | 70 | 62 | 8 | 0 |
8445 | Told you we should have taken that last right to get to the dining room | 1.1143 | 0.03830 | 70 | 62 | 8 | 0 |
8446 | Well, they did say the way to a man's stomach. Maybe we're in a woman. | 1.1136 | 0.03767 | 88 | 79 | 8 | 1 |
8447 | Once again that new restaurant across town got all the top quality ambergris | 1.1136 | 0.04840 | 44 | 39 | 5 | 0 |
8448 | Bout time That old man and little wooden boy started the grill | 1.1136 | 0.05831 | 44 | 40 | 3 | 1 |
8449 | I knew we should have taken down that "all you can eat" sign for the Waterfront Cafe | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
8450 | Damn. The perfect wave is at the hairdressing academy.. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
8451 | Maybe we should have checked it for signs of life. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
8452 | Let's make some noise with our pots since they don't want us to cook!!!! | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
8453 | I JUST DON'T KNOW ! I NEVER COOKED BRONTOSAUR RIBS BEFORE ! | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
8454 | im a pescatarian | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
8455 | What ingredients are you looking for? I guess 🔥 to start with | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
8456 | That's the last time I go chasing krill. | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
8457 | Is this what the boss meant by 'find a spine'? | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
8458 | Are you sure Jonah told you he would need catering tonight? | 1.1129 | 0.04659 | 62 | 56 | 5 | 1 |
8459 | The job application didn't say you could be thrown out without warning | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
8460 | Can you think of a more appealing name for a krill omelet? | 1.1129 | 0.04659 | 62 | 56 | 5 | 1 |
8461 | I just hope it's not another snake this time. | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
8462 | Gourmeet cute | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
8463 | I think Chef is really messing with us this time. | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
8464 | We could always call the place 'Chez Jonah.' | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
8465 | I think that’s the way to the rump roast. | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
8466 | Think of all of the McRib sandwiches we could make. | 1.1129 | 0.04659 | 62 | 56 | 5 | 1 |
8467 | I trust you cancelled this month's order of stuffing! | 1.1129 | 0.04659 | 62 | 56 | 5 | 1 |
8468 | Dining out was a high-risk activity | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
8469 | Jonah, when you advertised for a sushi chef, I didn’t realize it would be an INSIDE job! | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
8470 | Jonah said he’s tired of eating fish, have you seen any chicken? | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
8471 | One or two ribs for the week? | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
8472 | So we're not cooking for the Royal Family after all | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
8473 | I was hoping to make short ribs tonight for the guests, but Instacart got the scale wrong again. | 1.1127 | 0.04726 | 71 | 65 | 4 | 2 |
8474 | It goes back to where it came from, but without the cackling. | 1.1127 | 0.03779 | 71 | 63 | 8 | 0 |
8475 | Damnit, I need the neck, gizzard, and liver to make the gravy. | 1.1127 | 0.04279 | 71 | 64 | 6 | 1 |
8476 | Deboning a shark is a mammoth job! | 1.1127 | 0.03779 | 71 | 63 | 8 | 0 |
8477 | So which way is it to the filet mignon? | 1.1127 | 0.04726 | 71 | 65 | 4 | 2 |
8478 | Birthday-O-Gram for a Jonah! | 1.1127 | 0.04279 | 71 | 64 | 6 | 1 |
8479 | Jonah is a difficult guest | 1.1127 | 0.03779 | 71 | 63 | 8 | 0 |
8480 | I told you to add a disclaimer to "All You Can Eat" | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8481 | Do you think the duck will remember to feed the starter? | 1.1111 | 0.04588 | 63 | 57 | 5 | 1 |
8482 | Tell the maitre d’ we just ran out of lengua and chitterlings. | 1.1111 | 0.05116 | 63 | 58 | 3 | 2 |
8483 | We have have been a little premature putting whale on the menu. | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
8484 | O.k.you start interior Tenderizing and I'll suck out some bone marrow, that should help us Get out" | 1.1111 | 0.03730 | 72 | 64 | 8 | 0 |
8485 | According to the book, he’s big enough to feed all of them. | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
8486 | They did say "Fresh" ! | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8487 | Who says masks dont work? Moby dicks mask has kept everything out | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8488 | Wrong fork. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8489 | Alright, point taken. Poaching is tricky. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8490 | Do you still insist that it tastes like chicken? | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8491 | These “Chopped” desert rounds are getting out of hand. | 1.1111 | 0.04588 | 63 | 57 | 5 | 1 |
8492 | This whole farm-to-table thing isn’t so appealing when you’re on the wrong end of it. | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
8493 | Looks like sushi is going to be the choice | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
8494 | Jonah promised us some whale meat but I don't see it. Nor do I see Jonah. | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
8495 | All I did was ask Jonah if he was here for dinner | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
8496 | While you did a great job with the decor, the pandemic closed Krill Express. | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
8497 | good news, we're considered quite the delicacy! bad news, we're part of a cooking contest show | 1.1111 | 0.03730 | 72 | 64 | 8 | 0 |
8498 | I'm hating this reality cooking show more by the minute. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8499 | Uh, beurre blanc sauce? Lots and lots of beurre blanc sauce? | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8500 | I told you creating a menu on the classics might take a bit longer. | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
8501 | I understand Jonah's a vegetarian. | 1.1111 | 0.04588 | 63 | 57 | 5 | 1 |
8502 | We started as a pop-up restaurant. | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
8503 | I thought you said this leads to his heart! | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
8504 | I suggest we move before the crabmeat stuffing starts coming in Job. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8505 | All these ribs and no grill! | 1.1111 | 0.03514 | 81 | 72 | 9 | 0 |
8506 | These reality cooking shows have gone too far | 1.1111 | 0.04588 | 63 | 57 | 5 | 1 |
8507 | Mmmkay, they said go deep into the recipe. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8508 | I'd krill for some black pepper about now | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
8509 | Can we win an Oscar for method cooking? | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8510 | We need to talk with your friend PINOCCHIO... | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8511 | I think there is food at the end of the tunnel | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
8512 | No more fish to fry... | 1.1111 | 0.03730 | 72 | 64 | 8 | 0 |
8513 | I knew indoor dining would be too risky. | 1.1111 | 0.04738 | 45 | 40 | 5 | 0 |
8514 | Wait, Jonah said this would be an easy gig... | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8515 | the meringue peaks came out really high this time! | 1.1111 | 0.03730 | 72 | 64 | 8 | 0 |
8516 | The path to heart of a man goes through his heart", so let's setup a kitchen on that path, by Parikshi | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8517 | I think Remy took it too far #remytheratatouille | 1.1111 | 0.03730 | 72 | 64 | 8 | 0 |
8518 | What part of the word ‘vegan’ did our designer not understand? | 1.1096 | 0.03681 | 73 | 65 | 8 | 0 |
8519 | I thought the order was for Spotted Dick? | 1.1096 | 0.03681 | 73 | 65 | 8 | 0 |
8520 | I thought the whale swallowed some fish that we could sauté. What’s this nonsense about Jonah? | 1.1096 | 0.03681 | 73 | 65 | 8 | 0 |
8521 | Where's Jonah? His breakfast is ready. | 1.1096 | 0.04166 | 73 | 66 | 6 | 1 |
8522 | We did NOT bring enough glaze for these ribs” | 1.1096 | 0.04166 | 73 | 66 | 6 | 1 |
8523 | Why can't Trump just order regular steak for once? | 1.1096 | 0.03681 | 73 | 65 | 8 | 0 |
8524 | I told you the fish wouldn't be fresh here. | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
8525 | Even the lights are out | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
8526 | What’s the point of cooking? I’m feeling a bit hollowed out!” Alan Mitchell, St. Louis, Missour | 1.1094 | 0.04519 | 64 | 58 | 5 | 1 |
8527 | I ordered a filet au sole not a whale au sole | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
8528 | Antonio, I don't think we have an oven big enough for these ribs | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
8529 | Talk about bare bones. | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
8530 | You don't think the E.P.A. would give approval to whale bile soup? | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
8531 | Maybe it's the new design. Though it be those Antivaxxers. | 1.1094 | 0.04519 | 64 | 58 | 5 | 1 |
8532 | How are we gonna prepare all these ribs and who’s going to eat them all? | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
8533 | Actually rib chops are not our specialty | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
8534 | Great place for a Jonah fish fry | 1.1094 | 0.04519 | 64 | 58 | 5 | 1 |
8535 | I guess we're serving a bare-bones menu tonight." Cal Bellamy Munster, I | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
8536 | Think this counts as indoor dining, Chef? | 1.1094 | 0.05038 | 64 | 59 | 3 | 2 |
8537 | This is a little too obscure for our pop-up,right? | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
8538 | We look for the perfect dish but sadly it isn't always in us | 1.1094 | 0.04519 | 64 | 58 | 5 | 1 |
8539 | I think he's taking the cut of the week a little too far. | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
8540 | Chez Jonas sound classy | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
8541 | Too salty? | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
8542 | we better find the gag reflex before the bouilabaisse course | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
8543 | We could prepare a meal that sticks to the ribs. | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
8544 | Maybe this is Hunt to Table? | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
8545 | I get that he's hungry. But I don't see the incentive to try anymore. | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
8546 | We will be okay. At least that’s what we have to believe now. | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
8547 | Which way to that WAP? | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
8548 | So which one’s the short rib? | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
8549 | They let us go at the first sign of trouble and now they want us to come back? I'd rather work inside the stomache of a whale. | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
8550 | Well done. | 1.1084 | 0.04539 | 83 | 77 | 3 | 3 |
8551 | NO MEAT, WE NEED A SOUP POT FOR THE BONES | 1.1081 | 0.04112 | 74 | 67 | 6 | 1 |
8552 | Spare ribs, but we wanted baby-back. | 1.1081 | 0.03634 | 74 | 66 | 8 | 0 |
8553 | I guess our food is coming in his next swallow. | 1.1081 | 0.03634 | 74 | 66 | 8 | 0 |
8554 | I don't see any rat. Someone ratted us out. | 1.1081 | 0.03634 | 74 | 66 | 8 | 0 |
8555 | I should’ve worn my other shoes. | 1.1077 | 0.04452 | 65 | 59 | 5 | 1 |
8556 | I agree, you couldn't catch a fish any fresher than this way. It's the "humanely" part I am having trouble with. | 1.1077 | 0.03875 | 65 | 58 | 7 | 0 |
8557 | Twenty-five percent capacity should be a piece of cake. Better ventilation? Not so much. | 1.1077 | 0.04452 | 65 | 59 | 5 | 1 |
8558 | You take the front end and I’ll take the back. | 1.1077 | 0.03875 | 65 | 58 | 7 | 0 |
8559 | So much for the dinosaur stew! | 1.1077 | 0.03875 | 65 | 58 | 7 | 0 |
8560 | Tail to snout, eh? | 1.1077 | 0.03875 | 65 | 58 | 7 | 0 |
8561 | Merely having a nose for cooking wasn't enough to save Pinocchio's | 1.1077 | 0.03875 | 65 | 58 | 7 | 0 |
8562 | I’ve always known that he was heartless, but what happened to the lungs? | 1.1077 | 0.03875 | 65 | 58 | 7 | 0 |
8563 | Wow, Gordon really did give us a mouthful | 1.1077 | 0.03875 | 65 | 58 | 7 | 0 |
8564 | Chefs special: Dogfish | 1.1077 | 0.03875 | 65 | 58 | 7 | 0 |
8565 | When they said “unique haute cruise oriented audience” this is not what I expected. | 1.1077 | 0.03875 | 65 | 58 | 7 | 0 |
8566 | Magic or not, those beans still might have worked in the oille. | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
8567 | The Krill is always late on Mondays | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
8568 | I don't think this is the way to the cooking class. | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
8569 | This decor is supposed to increase your appetite? | 1.1071 | 0.04887 | 56 | 51 | 4 | 1 |
8570 | We'd better split up. Take your pick. Head or tail? | 1.1071 | 0.04887 | 56 | 51 | 4 | 1 |
8571 | That’s not what I meant when I said I would love to know how our food tastes from a customer’s perspective. | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
8572 | They ordered it filleted. | 1.1071 | 0.04887 | 56 | 51 | 4 | 1 |
8573 | This is a hell of a lot of sushi! | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
8574 | Our vegan option isn’t coming off as heartfelt. | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
8575 | I should have stayed as a busboy. This farm-to-table thing is going too deep for my taste. | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
8576 | Think it’s the pandemic? Or the smell of rotting whale meat? | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
8577 | Is everyone still in quarantine? | 1.1067 | 0.03588 | 75 | 67 | 8 | 0 |
8578 | If this whale is a vegetarian we're doomed. | 1.1064 | 0.04546 | 47 | 42 | 5 | 0 |
8579 | Now you have to admit, we're lost. This is not the Soul Kitchen. | 1.1064 | 0.04546 | 47 | 42 | 5 | 0 |
8580 | This new paleo diet is getting out of hand. | 1.1064 | 0.04546 | 47 | 42 | 5 | 0 |
8581 | When they said, 'Entre the cooking competition that will eat you for lunch', I didn't expect this. | 1.1061 | 0.04387 | 66 | 60 | 5 | 1 |
8582 | We could smoke it a little first! | 1.1061 | 0.04387 | 66 | 60 | 5 | 1 |
8583 | This is not what I meant when I said I was really into ribs. | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
8584 | You will be amazed at what one can do with a little blubber and a few ribs. | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
8585 | I’m starting to rethink this whale vomit themed restaurant idea. | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
8586 | This is taking the foodie thing a little too far! | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
8587 | So this is where our food goes... ew. | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
8588 | We'll need to bore our way out... Your drill! Describe all the settings and attachments again. | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
8589 | It’s perfect. When the customer sees the tiny portions, we’ll remind them whales eat krill. | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
8590 | How are we supposed to print our 1099 forms...? | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
8591 | What do you think, sous vide without a bag? | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
8592 | Are you sure about offering roasted belly of the beast, chef? | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
8593 | I didn’t know this is what Jonah meant by farm-to-table. | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
8594 | Reality cooking shows have gone too far. | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
8595 | I don't care what he says, Heston has taken it too far this time. | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
8596 | I wish I could say that I were having a whale of a good time. | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
8597 | I knew I should have called in sick today. | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
8598 | It's always difficult to cook for a whale who has a cavernous appetite, especially when it believes you're part of the meal. | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
8599 | I guess it’s true. Sometimes the bear eats ... . | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
8600 | Must be bridezilla sense of humor. I thought she said she was serving “whorls of snail.” | 1.1053 | 0.04008 | 76 | 69 | 6 | 1 |
8601 | How many times do I have to tell you. No sudden movements! | 1.1053 | 0.03544 | 76 | 68 | 8 | 0 |
8602 | I thought Ratatouille was about a rat inside a chef, not the other way around | 1.1053 | 0.03544 | 76 | 68 | 8 | 0 |
8603 | At this rate I don’t think we’ll be getting Mister Geppetto’s polpetine recipe any time soon... | 1.1053 | 0.04008 | 76 | 69 | 6 | 1 |
8604 | Yup, and we are the feast... | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
8605 | Any chance this is karma for not using cage-free? | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
8606 | If eating is an immersive experience, My darling, then cooking is nothing short of cutting into the belly of the beast? | 1.1053 | 0.04805 | 57 | 52 | 4 | 1 |
8607 | That order for a dinner from Geppetto looked suspicious from the very beginning. | 1.1045 | 0.03765 | 67 | 60 | 7 | 0 |
8608 | Freeze the daily special at: ribs,ribs and more ribs! | 1.1045 | 0.03765 | 67 | 60 | 7 | 0 |
8609 | We did tell them it had to be really, really fresh. | 1.1045 | 0.03765 | 67 | 60 | 7 | 0 |
8610 | We spent years learning to cook gourmet paleo. | 1.1045 | 0.04324 | 67 | 61 | 5 | 1 |
8611 | Some times we eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats us. | 1.1045 | 0.03765 | 67 | 60 | 7 | 0 |
8612 | He should have swallowed the ingredients first. | 1.1045 | 0.04324 | 67 | 61 | 5 | 1 |
8613 | It’s Nineveh business how we got here, Jerry, we just need to get out! | 1.1045 | 0.03765 | 67 | 60 | 7 | 0 |
8614 | I always thought our soup would stick to the ribs | 1.1045 | 0.03765 | 67 | 60 | 7 | 0 |
8615 | Oh, no! Not TV dinner again! I give up. | 1.1045 | 0.03765 | 67 | 60 | 7 | 0 |
8616 | I have to admit: Culinary school never prepared me for this | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8617 | Decisions, decisions, decisions! | 1.1039 | 0.03500 | 77 | 69 | 8 | 0 |
8618 | When the chefs go looking for their meals | 1.1039 | 0.03500 | 77 | 69 | 8 | 0 |
8619 | I thought they’d choose to have their cake. | 1.1039 | 0.03958 | 77 | 70 | 6 | 1 |
8620 | I shouldn't have answered Jonah's ad. | 1.1034 | 0.03668 | 87 | 79 | 7 | 1 |
8621 | It kind of lends a whole new meaning to “indigestion,” doesn’t it? | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
8622 | I'm sure the neck and giblets are around here somewhere. | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
8623 | Still no stove. And what's that smell? | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
8624 | C'mon Jonah, we need help with our souffle. | 1.1034 | 0.04725 | 58 | 53 | 4 | 1 |
8625 | I'm starting to rethink this whole "snout-to-tail" thing. | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
8626 | Large portion prime rib! | 1.1034 | 0.04725 | 58 | 53 | 4 | 1 |
8627 | just wait- I'll start the fire in his belly | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
8628 | Oh no, Tom. I think I spilled the BBQ sauce... | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
8629 | I wondered why the add said “join our team and see the wide and deep world”! | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
8630 | Looks like we’re in a whale how are we going to get out...we’re chefs too | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
8631 | I thought you said an H.R. Geiger themed restaurant would be a hit. | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
8632 | Maybe the meal we fixed was a little too tasty? | 1.1029 | 0.03713 | 68 | 61 | 7 | 0 |
8633 | What do you think about using a dry rub? | 1.1029 | 0.04263 | 68 | 62 | 5 | 1 |
8634 | I just wanted a weekend with family but this void is just never filled. | 1.1029 | 0.03713 | 68 | 61 | 7 | 0 |
8635 | Looks like it's payback time since we seem to be in the eye of the rib. | 1.1029 | 0.03713 | 68 | 61 | 7 | 0 |
8636 | I guess catching krill went too far. | 1.1029 | 0.03713 | 68 | 61 | 7 | 0 |
8637 | Hey, from what it looks like in here, I think we were dinner! John F. Bell, Washington, PA | 1.1029 | 0.03713 | 68 | 61 | 7 | 0 |
8638 | The instructions were, "Turn left at the pancreas..." I think we've been had. | 1.1029 | 0.03713 | 68 | 61 | 7 | 0 |
8639 | Which one is yours? | 1.1029 | 0.03713 | 68 | 61 | 7 | 0 |
8640 | Chef:oww no! We are inside Warren buffet's mouth 😮RUN! The dirt coke is coming.The diet coke coke is coming! | 1.1029 | 0.03713 | 68 | 61 | 7 | 0 |
8641 | I told you we needed a bigger boat. | 1.1029 | 0.03713 | 68 | 61 | 7 | 0 |
8642 | Looks like we made a whale of a boo-boo. | 1.1026 | 0.03909 | 78 | 71 | 6 | 1 |
8643 | Damn it, Jerry. I wondered why the chef didn't specify the recipe for the stuffing. | 1.1026 | 0.03457 | 78 | 70 | 8 | 0 |
8644 | Never crack a fluoresecent egg. | 1.1023 | 0.03249 | 88 | 79 | 9 | 0 |
8645 | So that's what it feels like... | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
8646 | If those krill don't get here soon, he's going to be really upset. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
8647 | And just when I'd perfected the Jonah soufflé! | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
8648 | I think our goose is cooked. | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
8649 | I knew we shouldn't have made Death by Chocolate. | 1.1017 | 0.04647 | 59 | 54 | 4 | 1 |
8650 | Ok, now where the hell is Jonah? He’s got the directions. | 1.1017 | 0.04647 | 59 | 54 | 4 | 1 |
8651 | I keep hoping people will use all this time at home to learn how cook something decent. | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
8652 | It is important to follow the original bouillabaisse recipe to a T." | 1.1017 | 0.04647 | 59 | 54 | 4 | 1 |
8653 | I think your idea of the "Noah's Special" might not have worked out as planned | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
8654 | Rather slow night...? | 1.1017 | 0.04647 | 59 | 54 | 4 | 1 |
8655 | I hate the shift after Taco Tuesday. | 1.1017 | 0.04647 | 59 | 54 | 4 | 1 |
8656 | Looks like just desserts. | 1.1017 | 0.04647 | 59 | 54 | 4 | 1 |
8657 | I've got an empty feeling that we're going to lose this cooking competition. | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
8658 | I thought there would be mor meat on the bones! | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
8659 | For a well-stuffed chicken, you need to really get in there. | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
8660 | Maybe we can get Jonah to do mise en place. | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
8661 | Why are so few people talking about the eruption of sexual violence and harassment in Europe’s cities? No one in a position of power wants to admit that the problem is linked to the arrival of several million whales- most of them young male whales—from whale-majority countries. | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
8662 | They did warn that the food bites back. | 1.1014 | 0.03661 | 69 | 62 | 7 | 0 |
8663 | Maybe a carnivorous plant-based menu wasn't a really good idea. | 1.1014 | 0.03661 | 69 | 62 | 7 | 0 |
8664 | I thought the networks’ “belly of the whale grocery games” was just metaphorical. . | 1.1014 | 0.03661 | 69 | 62 | 7 | 0 |
8665 | Don’t think we can get any closer to our costumers stomach, I’m starting to think that the crisis really leaves this cooking thing kind of complicated | 1.1014 | 0.04203 | 69 | 63 | 5 | 1 |
8666 | Something smells fishy, Jonas. | 1.1014 | 0.03661 | 69 | 62 | 7 | 0 |
8667 | Did they have to make ambergris an ingredient on Chopped? | 1.1000 | 0.03612 | 70 | 63 | 7 | 0 |
8668 | Twelve setting... twelve settings on that stand mixer." | 1.1000 | 0.03551 | 90 | 82 | 7 | 1 |
8669 | Well, we've looked everywhere. Apparently you did not drop your wedding ring in the whale food. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8670 | We should have paid more attention during paleo week at culinary school. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8671 | At our culinary school, we use the immersion method. | 1.1000 | 0.03612 | 70 | 63 | 7 | 0 |
8672 | I told you experimenting with whale -even for our keto menu- was going to be a tricky proposition." -Susan DeVico, Healdsburg, CA | 1.1000 | 0.04145 | 70 | 64 | 5 | 1 |
8673 | I knew that I shouldn't have skipped "whale ribs" | 1.1000 | 0.03375 | 80 | 72 | 8 | 0 |
8674 | There goes my dreams of whale fin soup. | 1.1000 | 0.04145 | 70 | 64 | 5 | 1 |
8675 | Now what? We ordered baby back ribs | 1.1000 | 0.03906 | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0 |
8676 | Should’ve listened to Nana and gone to dental school... | 1.1000 | 0.03906 | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0 |
8677 | This is NOT how they described the banquet space at all. | 1.1000 | 0.03906 | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0 |
8678 | I don't think I'm gonna make it in this world | 1.1000 | 0.03906 | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0 |
8679 | Let’s go downstairs and find out what’s for breakfast. | 1.1000 | 0.03906 | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0 |
8680 | We are in a whale of a dilemma about which dish to serve. | 1.0988 | 0.03336 | 81 | 73 | 8 | 0 |
8681 | How am you? I'm doing spine. | 1.0986 | 0.04089 | 71 | 65 | 5 | 1 |
8682 | Your seafood motif idea is clever but some may se it as creepy.” | 1.0986 | 0.03563 | 71 | 64 | 7 | 0 |
8683 | I had been thinking we could make the ribs special tonight... | 1.0986 | 0.03563 | 71 | 64 | 7 | 0 |
8684 | Who ordered Lobster Turnover? | 1.0986 | 0.04089 | 71 | 65 | 5 | 1 |
8685 | I thought Ratatouille was the other way around. | 1.0986 | 0.03563 | 71 | 64 | 7 | 0 |
8686 | They said they wanted the food to stick to their ribs. | 1.0986 | 0.03563 | 71 | 64 | 7 | 0 |
8687 | I told you so. | 1.0986 | 0.03563 | 71 | 64 | 7 | 0 |
8688 | Hope this immersion program doesn’t also include the immersion blender | 1.0986 | 0.03563 | 71 | 64 | 7 | 0 |
8689 | Harold, you left the stove on, d i d n ' t you … | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
8690 | What do you expect? All we ever get to work with is krill. | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
8691 | I know that this is so wrong, but I am feeling motivated to consider BBQ's ribs for some reason. | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
8692 | I think I know where the asparagus went. | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
8693 | I thought the T-Rex was extinct! | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
8694 | Who ordered the fish prepared by God? | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
8695 | At this rate there will be nothing left. | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
8696 | We shouldn’t never trust that puppet and that old man! Now how are we gonna get out of here? | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
8697 | *this* is how you make a sour dough starter? @kaaateykates | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
8698 | How can we get all these ribs to Kansas City? | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
8699 | Remember, our Kale Frappe Lounge didn’t take off quickly. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
8700 | I'll be damned. It's Jonah. | 1.0980 | 0.05053 | 51 | 47 | 3 | 1 |
8701 | Now you're sure the sushi itamae said, 'Wait for my signal while I prep this freaking motherlode.' | 1.0976 | 0.03726 | 82 | 75 | 6 | 1 |
8702 | Hold a benefit in the Museum of Natural History, you said, and they'll come -- so where are they, Jonah? | 1.0972 | 0.04034 | 72 | 66 | 5 | 1 |
8703 | Maybe the vegan dish was the better option. | 1.0972 | 0.03516 | 72 | 65 | 7 | 0 |
8704 | I have a good recipe for tongue we could try | 1.0972 | 0.03516 | 72 | 65 | 7 | 0 |
8705 | Man, if only we could make this whale the kind of pizza you’d find at the Sbarro’s at the bottom of the New Yorker Cartoons Editor Bob Mankoff’s building. Then he’d barf us out for sure! That’s where Bob lives with his two sons, James and Henry. | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
8706 | Do you have any idea how to make an omelet without breaking eggs? | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
8707 | I suggest something with tripe. | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
8708 | Apparently where Chef comes from, "you've been had" means something entirely different. Nancy Lay-King nalayking@gmail.com | 1.0968 | 0.04429 | 62 | 57 | 4 | 1 |
8709 | You still wondering what laid those huuuge tasty-looking eggs? | 1.0968 | 0.04429 | 62 | 57 | 4 | 1 |
8710 | Are you sure Whole Foods was out of it? Did you ask? | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
8711 | Uh, diddle, diddle, and the dish ran away with the spoon? | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
8712 | We served a lot of squid. | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
8713 | Bummer. A no krill shelter. | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
8714 | That's a lot of Crown Ribs...I think I'll become a VEGAN | 1.0968 | 0.04429 | 62 | 57 | 4 | 1 |
8715 | I think this void might be better served by a therapist.. | 1.0968 | 0.04429 | 62 | 57 | 4 | 1 |
8716 | I though sous chef was breaking down meat from the outside, but I’ve never worked at a seafood restaurant before... | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
8717 | The chefs were to apologiZe to his stomach for upsetting it | 1.0968 | 0.04429 | 62 | 57 | 4 | 1 |
8718 | I don’t see any kale in here | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
8719 | Jonah's day job | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
8720 | How long are we supposed to wait for Jonah? I smell something fishy going on. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8721 | Why did we ever want to be tastemakers? | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8722 | I wondered why this place has no regular customers. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8723 | I don't think we'll make it if we don't have more customers than Noah. | 1.0952 | 0.03728 | 63 | 57 | 6 | 0 |
8724 | Perhaps,Jonah could help | 1.0952 | 0.03728 | 63 | 57 | 6 | 0 |
8725 | Maybe, but don't you think we can find something with a little more meat on its bones? | 1.0952 | 0.03728 | 63 | 57 | 6 | 0 |
8726 | First there was Jonah, and then James Bartley. This copy cat stuff needs to end. | 1.0952 | 0.05712 | 42 | 39 | 2 | 1 |
8727 | Where's the whale-oil stove when you need it? | 1.0952 | 0.03728 | 63 | 57 | 6 | 0 |
8728 | I'm telling you, it's not a rib place if there's no barbeque sauce." | 1.0952 | 0.03728 | 63 | 57 | 6 | 0 |
8729 | We're missing the final ingredient for our Jonah-Burgers | 1.0952 | 0.04361 | 63 | 58 | 4 | 1 |
8730 | Jonah had a reservation at 7pm. What's keeping him? | 1.0952 | 0.03728 | 63 | 57 | 6 | 0 |
8731 | It’s a bad idea to plan a menu on an empty stomach. | 1.0952 | 0.03728 | 63 | 57 | 6 | 0 |
8732 | I’m guessing we gotta work quickly. | 1.0952 | 0.03728 | 63 | 57 | 6 | 0 |
8733 | Remember, it's 'yes, Chef,' we just say, 'yes, Chef.' | 1.0952 | 0.04361 | 63 | 58 | 4 | 1 |
8734 | I should have taken the vegetarian restaurant job | 1.0946 | 0.03425 | 74 | 67 | 7 | 0 |
8735 | I told you to be careful with the shortening. | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
8736 | Usually we make the food but I guess we are the food now. | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
8737 | It smells like the previous chefs specialized in fish | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
8738 | The voice said Jonah would meet us here. I guess it ain't necessarily so. | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
8739 | I don't think the heat lamps are helping. | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
8740 | Research | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
8741 | Retronasal olfaction is very important to him | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
8742 | When I suggested stuffing the rack of lamb I had no clue... | 1.0938 | 0.03672 | 64 | 58 | 6 | 0 |
8743 | I want my mommy back ribs. | 1.0938 | 0.03672 | 64 | 58 | 6 | 0 |
8744 | Did you follow the recipe? | 1.0938 | 0.04295 | 64 | 59 | 4 | 1 |
8745 | I did say "intermittent" fasting, didn't I? | 1.0938 | 0.03672 | 64 | 58 | 6 | 0 |
8746 | I knew we shouldn't have tried to do a reverse Ratatouille on that giant rat that broke out of a lab and has been terrorizing the eastern seaboard for the last three weeks. | 1.0938 | 0.03672 | 64 | 58 | 6 | 0 |
8747 | I never knew if you made it big enough it became a tunnel | 1.0938 | 0.03672 | 64 | 58 | 6 | 0 |
8748 | How do you eat an elephant? | 1.0938 | 0.03672 | 64 | 58 | 6 | 0 |
8749 | Hey Jonah this way, hurry! | 1.0938 | 0.03672 | 64 | 58 | 6 | 0 |
8750 | Tell me again how this was much better than going down to the local mall to get fresh seafood? | 1.0938 | 0.03672 | 64 | 58 | 6 | 0 |
8751 | We are going inside you to satisfy your inner craving. | 1.0938 | 0.03672 | 64 | 58 | 6 | 0 |
8752 | I didn’t think it was THAT good. | 1.0933 | 0.03382 | 75 | 68 | 7 | 0 |
8753 | Ya, so we’re in a dream so let’s start the dream cooking sequence of our REM, knock your heart out Samy, let’s go all out, Chopped style, bring in the candy covered squid inked anchovies braised pickled meat and soda crackers. | 1.0933 | 0.03382 | 75 | 68 | 7 | 0 |
8754 | No kelp. Please help. | 1.0930 | 0.03151 | 86 | 78 | 8 | 0 |
8755 | Jonah roasting is illegal | 1.0926 | 0.03982 | 54 | 49 | 5 | 0 |
8756 | The gizzards should be straight ahead | 1.0926 | 0.03982 | 54 | 49 | 5 | 0 |
8757 | Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
8758 | Looks like we're the soup, chef. | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
8759 | Jonah what do you mean you forgot tartar sauce | 1.0923 | 0.03618 | 65 | 59 | 6 | 0 |
8760 | Dude I quit. These cooking show challenges are getting too extreme. -Kristin Misner | 1.0923 | 0.03618 | 65 | 59 | 6 | 0 |
8761 | Whale what should we do now, Terrance? | 1.0923 | 0.04231 | 65 | 60 | 4 | 1 |
8762 | I was was just after a handful of locally sourced seaweed. | 1.0923 | 0.03618 | 65 | 59 | 6 | 0 |
8763 | Something's fishy! | 1.0923 | 0.04231 | 65 | 60 | 4 | 1 |
8764 | Vore parmesan | 1.0923 | 0.03618 | 65 | 59 | 6 | 0 |
8765 | OK where to start | 1.0923 | 0.03618 | 65 | 59 | 6 | 0 |
8766 | I wonder who thought this would be a good place for an omelet station? | 1.0909 | 0.03566 | 66 | 60 | 6 | 0 |
8767 | Help, help! Someone took the cake out in the rain.” | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
8768 | Yes I knew opening a restaurant in the pandemic was dangerous but entering the belly of a whale? | 1.0909 | 0.03298 | 77 | 70 | 7 | 0 |
8769 | Guess this is what's left after we've braised all the short ribs. | 1.0909 | 0.04695 | 55 | 51 | 3 | 1 |
8770 | Given the amount he consumes, it will be impossible to prepare it to his taste | 1.0909 | 0.03566 | 66 | 60 | 6 | 0 |
8771 | Um, I know I wanted you to try really fresh liver this time, but.... | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
8772 | Of course the British Baking Judges would put us in the Chunnel without an outlet. | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
8773 | Nice dragon, but I’m really starting to question her foot traffic estimates. | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
8774 | I thought molecular gastronomy was dead... | 1.0909 | 0.04384 | 44 | 40 | 4 | 0 |
8775 | Does EVERY gala at the Guggenheim REALLY need to include site-specific sculpture? | 1.0909 | 0.03298 | 77 | 70 | 7 | 0 |
8776 | Sous Chef said we're to send it right back up for this episode of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. | 1.0909 | 0.04695 | 55 | 51 | 3 | 1 |
8777 | We've sauted Jonah for 3 days but he fled without the sauce | 1.0909 | 0.03566 | 66 | 60 | 6 | 0 |
8778 | I told you we'd regret serving that stuffed whale dish | 1.0909 | 0.03566 | 66 | 60 | 6 | 0 |
8779 | I really should have gone to culinary school. | 1.0909 | 0.03566 | 66 | 60 | 6 | 0 |
8780 | Well? | 1.0909 | 0.03566 | 66 | 60 | 6 | 0 |
8781 | I don't know if we'll have enough krill for the Jonah special. | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
8782 | I'm having second thoughts about the farm to gullet movement. | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
8783 | so three of us prepared a good meal | 1.0909 | 0.03566 | 66 | 60 | 6 | 0 |
8784 | I thought the Craigslist ad said ‘bring a pot’ | 1.0909 | 0.03566 | 66 | 60 | 6 | 0 |
8785 | And this is what it was like to drink four loko.... | 1.0909 | 0.04384 | 44 | 40 | 4 | 0 |
8786 | I told you we took a wrong turn at the diaphragm | 1.0897 | 0.03734 | 78 | 72 | 5 | 1 |
8787 | The flavor was coming from... INSIDE the entree!!! | 1.0897 | 0.03257 | 78 | 71 | 7 | 0 |
8788 | Who knew that whale lovers would boycott our Jonah thematic seafood restaurant? | 1.0896 | 0.03515 | 67 | 61 | 6 | 0 |
8789 | i forgot to bring the hot chili powder | 1.0896 | 0.03515 | 67 | 61 | 6 | 0 |
8790 | All that work down the drain with one cup of coffee... | 1.0896 | 0.03515 | 67 | 61 | 6 | 0 |
8791 | I thought it was just a trendy name when I filled out the application. | 1.0896 | 0.03515 | 67 | 61 | 6 | 0 |
8792 | But Trump said he left the foie-gras right here - and now he's left town... without Ivanka. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
8793 | The lost cooks of the tail | 1.0893 | 0.04613 | 56 | 52 | 3 | 1 |
8794 | Damn, another request for beluga caviar. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
8795 | Well, that's another restaurant down. | 1.0893 | 0.04613 | 56 | 52 | 3 | 1 |
8796 | Less time I listen to chef Rene I don’t see a truffle anywhere | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
8797 | Is “Jonah’s” too on the nose? | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
8798 | Nothing here, lets head back to the colon and whip up some “Polyp Wellington”. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
8799 | This is a weird freezer design. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
8800 | No short orders here. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
8801 | Tonight's Special: Colossal Ribs "I'll have to get a bigger pan" | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
8802 | Do we "start where we are" or go "from the inside out"? | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
8803 | I should have known better than to ask a genie trapped since the Pleistocene for a standing rib roast. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
8804 | Pan fried ribs a la Gutstronomy? | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
8805 | I think you heard wrong when he said he wanted to ‘meet’ the chef...’ | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
8806 | OK, fine. I admit we may have taken molecular cuisine too far this time. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
8807 | We were supposed to pan fry the tongue, not the other way around | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
8808 | Well, let's at least hope it has as good of taste in wine. | 1.0882 | 0.03465 | 68 | 62 | 6 | 0 |
8809 | I guess this is what you call Karma? | 1.0882 | 0.03465 | 68 | 62 | 6 | 0 |
8810 | Soon may the Wellerman come? | 1.0882 | 0.03465 | 68 | 62 | 6 | 0 |
8811 | Yeah, that’s fair. | 1.0882 | 0.03465 | 68 | 62 | 6 | 0 |
8812 | Origin story of the Oculus Architects | 1.0882 | 0.03465 | 68 | 62 | 6 | 0 |
8813 | There’s something fishy going on here. | 1.0877 | 0.03780 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 0 |
8814 | I say we drop the catapult idea and go back to bicycles | 1.0877 | 0.03780 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 0 |
8815 | Chef Watson, I’m afraid we’ve ended in an offal place.. | 1.0877 | 0.04534 | 57 | 53 | 3 | 1 |
8816 | This will be an epic-making meat lover's feast if we can just find a really good butcher. | 1.0877 | 0.03780 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 0 |
8817 | The way out is crap. We could go back the way we came and hope something comes up. | 1.0877 | 0.03780 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 0 |
8818 | Remember how your son said "bisketti," and we went off to get "biscotti," and he actually wanted spaghetti? I think it may be the same thing with "spameti," and "spermaceti." | 1.0877 | 0.04534 | 57 | 53 | 3 | 1 |
8819 | Ok how do we cook it? | 1.0877 | 0.03780 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 0 |
8820 | When I said I'd follow you anywhere, I was hoping it wouldn't be yet another one of these hyperconptual restaurants. | 1.0877 | 0.03780 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 0 |
8821 | Chef, check this out. We just got an order for a guy named Jonah. We just got an order for two cheeseburgers hold-the-cheese. | 1.0877 | 0.03780 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 0 |
8822 | He’s not giving us anything we saw at the Culinary Academy. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
8823 | THIS RECIPE IS GETTING OUT OF HAND. | 1.0870 | 0.03417 | 69 | 63 | 6 | 0 |
8824 | Do you think that giant octopus might bring me some parsley? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
8825 | Jonah was supposed to meet us here with today's specials. Maybe the the enzymes got to him? | 1.0870 | 0.03417 | 69 | 63 | 6 | 0 |
8826 | ‘Do you think Jonah was a chef?” | 1.0870 | 0.03417 | 69 | 63 | 6 | 0 |
8827 | Philippe. This "connecting with the food" has gone too far. | 1.0870 | 0.03417 | 69 | 63 | 6 | 0 |
8828 | Whale, you know what they say. One bite at a time. | 1.0870 | 0.03992 | 69 | 64 | 4 | 1 |
8829 | Do as the customer pleases, literally. | 1.0870 | 0.03417 | 69 | 63 | 6 | 0 |
8830 | I guess Jonah makes enough working remotely now to afford catering | 1.0870 | 0.03417 | 69 | 63 | 6 | 0 |
8831 | I *told* you a digestive-tract theme restaurant wouldn’t survive the pandemic. | 1.0862 | 0.03718 | 58 | 53 | 5 | 0 |
8832 | I just don't think the ambiance is right for our restaurant! | 1.0862 | 0.04458 | 58 | 54 | 3 | 1 |
8833 | Well, you DID say you’d been wanting to introduce a bone broth soup on the menu. | 1.0862 | 0.04458 | 58 | 54 | 3 | 1 |
8834 | I have no idea how to cook this. Elizabeth Shaw San Francisco | 1.0862 | 0.03718 | 58 | 53 | 5 | 0 |
8835 | Next time let’s just leave the bone in the ribeye. | 1.0862 | 0.03718 | 58 | 53 | 5 | 0 |
8836 | Well done, Steve! | 1.0862 | 0.03718 | 58 | 53 | 5 | 0 |
8837 | I think we're about to be punished for switching the ketchup with hot sauce... | 1.0862 | 0.04458 | 58 | 54 | 3 | 1 |
8838 | I could never date a vegetarian. | 1.0862 | 0.03718 | 58 | 53 | 5 | 0 |
8839 | I told you we should have never agreed to cater Armie Hammer’s dinner party. “ 🥴 “ #armiehamme | 1.0857 | 0.03937 | 70 | 65 | 4 | 1 |
8840 | I want to put bone marrow on the menu, too, but don't you think this is a bridge too far? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8841 | Why do you always have to be so by the book? (When I said ‘soul food’, I didn’t mean full out biblical.) | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8842 | Too many cooks spoil the cough | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8843 | I would have suggested Jim instead, he's cage-free and grass-fed. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8844 | Now I understand Jonahalse_start_used | 1.0847 | 0.03657 | 59 | 54 | 5 | 0 |
8845 | I'm thinking fish for today's special. | 1.0847 | 0.03657 | 59 | 54 | 5 | 0 |
8846 | Maybe Beyonce was right about meatless monday's | 1.0847 | 0.03657 | 59 | 54 | 5 | 0 |
8847 | I guess we’ll call it the Taorta | 1.0847 | 0.03657 | 59 | 54 | 5 | 0 |
8848 | I guess it's like they said, "Swallow some fish, feed yourself for a day. Swallow some chefs, feed yourself for life." | 1.0847 | 0.04384 | 59 | 55 | 3 | 1 |
8849 | The Jonah Challenge: Guess they’ve sent us on a sea cruise! | 1.0847 | 0.03657 | 59 | 54 | 5 | 0 |
8850 | Last chance kitchen. “Where’s Tom?” | 1.0847 | 0.04384 | 59 | 55 | 3 | 1 |
8851 | They are us right out of our house and home | 1.0847 | 0.03657 | 59 | 54 | 5 | 0 |
8852 | Something something something pygmy sperm whale! | 1.0847 | 0.03657 | 59 | 54 | 5 | 0 |
8853 | They guaranteed it was fresh-caught, but didn't say anything about feeding habits. | 1.0833 | 0.04312 | 60 | 56 | 3 | 1 |
8854 | Johna isn't here. We'll just have to find the tender parts by ourselves. | 1.0833 | 0.03280 | 72 | 66 | 6 | 0 |
8855 | Did you say your name was Jonah? | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8856 | An Oculus in Nineveh? | 1.0833 | 0.04312 | 60 | 56 | 3 | 1 |
8857 | This explains why they sent me the recipe for Jonah's Delight. | 1.0833 | 0.04312 | 60 | 56 | 3 | 1 |
8858 | Krill? Again? I'm a chef not a magician! | 1.0833 | 0.03280 | 72 | 66 | 6 | 0 |
8859 | Fair warning. I'm about to cry over some spilt milk. | 1.0833 | 0.04312 | 60 | 56 | 3 | 1 |
8860 | Are you sure this is the way to the pâté? | 1.0833 | 0.04312 | 60 | 56 | 3 | 1 |
8861 | When I said that I want my baby back I did not mean that I wanted to be back here! | 1.0833 | 0.03598 | 60 | 55 | 5 | 0 |
8862 | Is this what the inside of a rib eye is? Let’s go home | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8863 | We should have selected “Central Park” theme and messenger costume for this escape game instead of “Saving Hungry Leo” theme and cook costumes. | 1.0833 | 0.03830 | 72 | 67 | 4 | 1 |
8864 | I’m pretty sure Anthony Bourdain was already here first, though. (RIP) | 1.0833 | 0.04312 | 60 | 56 | 3 | 1 |
8865 | I think we lost Ms. Frizzle... | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8866 | Well this is awkward, when they said be creative this wasn’t exactly in any proposed plans. | 1.0833 | 0.03598 | 60 | 55 | 5 | 0 |
8867 | Johnson & Johnson in whale. | 1.0822 | 0.03237 | 73 | 67 | 6 | 0 |
8868 | Spareribs steeped in bone broth. We're going to need a bigger pot. | 1.0820 | 0.03541 | 61 | 56 | 5 | 0 |
8869 | We’ll offer the ‘empty calories’ menu tonight. | 1.0820 | 0.04243 | 61 | 57 | 3 | 1 |
8870 | I guess this takr-out | 1.0820 | 0.03541 | 61 | 56 | 5 | 0 |
8871 | Ribs...again??? | 1.0820 | 0.03541 | 61 | 56 | 5 | 0 |
8872 | You sure this is the right setting for vegan cuisine? | 1.0820 | 0.04243 | 61 | 57 | 3 | 1 |
8873 | I’m officially dropping out of Survivor: Chefs Edition early and skipping Cook Council voting tonight. | 1.0820 | 0.04243 | 61 | 57 | 3 | 1 |
8874 | This new Prospect Park arch is a bone of contention | 1.0820 | 0.03541 | 61 | 56 | 5 | 0 |
8875 | Apple maps update you said huh | 1.0820 | 0.03541 | 61 | 56 | 5 | 0 |
8876 | Jonah better be a great tipper. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
8877 | When cooking, beware of the EYES of March. | 1.0814 | 0.02966 | 86 | 79 | 7 | 0 |
8878 | This definitely puts a whole new spin on "Rib Night". | 1.0806 | 0.04176 | 62 | 58 | 3 | 1 |
8879 | We really need to stop offering boneless whales. | 1.0806 | 0.04176 | 62 | 58 | 3 | 1 |
8880 | Which came first: the chicken or the egg? | 1.0800 | 0.03154 | 75 | 69 | 6 | 0 |
8881 | Our efforts are not reaching the empty stomachs | 1.0800 | 0.04815 | 50 | 47 | 2 | 1 |
8882 | that's it, no more meeting randos on grindr | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
8883 | I've stuffed a turkey before but never from inside. | 1.0794 | 0.04112 | 63 | 59 | 3 | 1 |
8884 | OUR TALENTS ARE WASTED HERE.....LOOKS LIKE MORE KRILL. | 1.0794 | 0.03433 | 63 | 58 | 5 | 0 |
8885 | When they asked us to help feed a Whale, I didn't expect we'd be the meal | 1.0794 | 0.03433 | 63 | 58 | 5 | 0 |
8886 | When I was a child my father told me "I'm sorry to break the news to you kiddo but you're not in charge" to which I replied "I told you and I told you don't break the news." | 1.0794 | 0.03433 | 63 | 58 | 5 | 0 |
8887 | I’m worried this market can’t support THREE brunch only bistros... | 1.0794 | 0.03433 | 63 | 58 | 5 | 0 |
8888 | I ain't having a whale of a good time here, Steve. What about you? | 1.0794 | 0.03433 | 63 | 58 | 5 | 0 |
8889 | What's that heading this way? Merde! | 1.0794 | 0.03433 | 63 | 58 | 5 | 0 |
8890 | How about you carve while I start up the barbeque? | 1.0789 | 0.03114 | 76 | 70 | 6 | 0 |
8891 | I like fresh seafood as well as anybody -- but, dude, something here hasn't been thought through. | 1.0781 | 0.03381 | 64 | 59 | 5 | 0 |
8892 | Where are my shoes? I think I misplaced them again. | 1.0781 | 0.03381 | 64 | 59 | 5 | 0 |
8893 | I'm thinking fall off-the-bone barbecue ribs for dinner. | 1.0769 | 0.03731 | 52 | 48 | 4 | 0 |
8894 | Whadda you think? While we’re here should we filet it? | 1.0769 | 0.03331 | 65 | 60 | 5 | 0 |
8895 | Give it a couple days, I'm sure the Chef will come around. | 1.0769 | 0.03988 | 65 | 61 | 3 | 1 |
8896 | This is not what I had in mind when I suggested a new digestif. Ronald Hoffman NY, NY Ronaldhoffman445@gmail.com | 1.0769 | 0.03331 | 65 | 60 | 5 | 0 |
8897 | Now we will fill the pan with liver, rice, green onions, countless spices, we will make a stuffed lamb shoulder, but it is so big that it will be difficult to put it in the tray | 1.0769 | 0.03331 | 65 | 60 | 5 | 0 |
8898 | Looking back on it,given our current predicament,vore isn | 1.0769 | 0.03037 | 78 | 72 | 6 | 0 |
8899 | I’ve only dealt with baby back ribs before... | 1.0769 | 0.03731 | 52 | 48 | 4 | 0 |
8900 | I told you the decor needed matching tables. | 1.0758 | 0.03282 | 66 | 61 | 5 | 0 |
8901 | Now this is taking sea to table just a bit far, don't you think? | 1.0758 | 0.03282 | 66 | 61 | 5 | 0 |
8902 | Well, Joe, I guess organic cooking locations wasn't the best idea. | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
8903 | I don't think we're ready for indoor dining.... | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
8904 | We should be okay. They just wanted us to know what it’s like to be on the other side of the farm-to-table equation. | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
8905 | I think we are going to need a bigger oven.” | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
8906 | The trouble with basking sharks is it's zooplankton, zooplankton zooplankton | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
8907 | So much for cooking dinner. After all, we’re not cannibals. | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
8908 | If he exhales soon, then we can still make our dinner shift. | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
8909 | Getting masters in marine biology was the best career move | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
8910 | Think you over did the deviled eggs? | 1.0746 | 0.03235 | 67 | 62 | 5 | 0 |
8911 | Do you think they got the word that fish don't get Covid? | 1.0746 | 0.03871 | 67 | 63 | 3 | 1 |
8912 | I sure hope we will be able to dine in again soon... | 1.0746 | 0.03235 | 67 | 62 | 5 | 0 |
8913 | Padma? Tom? Do I still have immunity? | 1.0746 | 0.03235 | 67 | 62 | 5 | 0 |
8914 | I have a feeling that we’re still in Kansas” | 1.0741 | 0.03597 | 54 | 50 | 4 | 0 |
8915 | You decide, but I would hardly call that a “soupçon” … it was more like a “pinch” or even (ulp), a full “dash”. | 1.0735 | 0.03189 | 68 | 63 | 5 | 0 |
8916 | Well, at least there is plenty cooking oil. | 1.0735 | 0.03189 | 68 | 63 | 5 | 0 |
8917 | Well thats offal off the menu then! | 1.0735 | 0.03815 | 68 | 64 | 3 | 1 |
8918 | Ya think its revenge for all those steaks we broiled? | 1.0735 | 0.03189 | 68 | 63 | 5 | 0 |
8919 | Didn't know your mom was on the menu | 1.0735 | 0.03189 | 68 | 63 | 5 | 0 |
8920 | Now what will we get here to cook!" ¯\_(ツ)_/ | 1.0735 | 0.03189 | 68 | 63 | 5 | 0 |
8921 | Who knew he was such a foodie? | 1.0725 | 0.03144 | 69 | 64 | 5 | 0 |
8922 | I don't know Jonah, this just doesn't seem right. | 1.0725 | 0.03144 | 69 | 64 | 5 | 0 |
8923 | oh well, our whale liver special may have to wait. | 1.0725 | 0.03761 | 69 | 65 | 3 | 1 |
8924 | The pallet and gullet must get first consideration in any case. | 1.0714 | 0.03473 | 56 | 52 | 4 | 0 |
8925 | Well Jonah, we started with the fish, now what? | 1.0714 | 0.03473 | 56 | 52 | 4 | 0 |
8926 | I thought of calling it La Cage Thoracique. | 1.0714 | 0.03473 | 56 | 52 | 4 | 0 |
8927 | I told you we should have fixed him sushi instead of coq au vin. | 1.0714 | 0.03295 | 84 | 79 | 4 | 1 |
8928 | « I remember the manager telling us « Know Your Customers ». » | 1.0714 | 0.03473 | 56 | 52 | 4 | 0 |
8929 | Uh... Lord Reiss?... | 1.0714 | 0.03473 | 56 | 52 | 4 | 0 |
8930 | For the last time, I told the genie, “I want us to cook AT Daniel in New York City.” | 1.0704 | 0.03058 | 71 | 66 | 5 | 0 |
8931 | This is taking social distancing too far. | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
8932 | The last thing I remember is sending you a cookbook using MOBI, Dick. | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
8933 | where’s the kitchen” | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
8934 | I know I’m new, but there has to be a better way to find out what they ate. | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
8935 | oh my goat! | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
8936 | Chef: “You know, I don’t remember the Lincoln Tunnel traffic ever being this light...” other chef: “That email from Meg said the convention was this way.” | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
8937 | Chief on the right: Oh! Come on Benedict, don't be a chicken. Chief on the left: At least I can say I'm not a spineless rat. Ruben. | 1.0694 | 0.03607 | 72 | 68 | 3 | 1 |
8938 | I know I said I couldn't wait to get stuck into the food business but I wasn't exactly imagining this... | 1.0694 | 0.03017 | 72 | 67 | 5 | 0 |
8939 | Pad thai? No please, make it simple. Just fried eggs and make sure it is Uber Eats | 1.0690 | 0.03356 | 58 | 54 | 4 | 0 |
8940 | I guess we should get some ear plugs. This place has no sound deeding walls. It shall be like a boom box; perhaps some beer shall come up down! | 1.0690 | 0.03356 | 58 | 54 | 4 | 0 |
8941 | To eat, or not to be eaten? That is the question—. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer. The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,. Or to take arms against a sea of ... | 1.0690 | 0.03356 | 58 | 54 | 4 | 0 |
8942 | With the drought, these ribs will be dry. | 1.0690 | 0.03356 | 58 | 54 | 4 | 0 |
8943 | Catch us if you can, we're cooking!! | 1.0685 | 0.02977 | 73 | 68 | 5 | 0 |
8944 | I had a gut feeling the trail of crumbs would end here. R.I.P. Apple Rustic Tort - you were too good for this world. | 1.0678 | 0.03301 | 59 | 55 | 4 | 0 |
8945 | I never noticed it before,but | 1.0678 | 0.03301 | 59 | 55 | 4 | 0 |
8946 | Bit much on the reduction? | 1.0667 | 0.03247 | 60 | 56 | 4 | 0 |
8947 | Now where did that little rascal go? | 1.0658 | 0.03421 | 76 | 72 | 3 | 1 |
8948 | I thought "sous chef" meant something else. | 1.0658 | 0.02863 | 76 | 71 | 5 | 0 |
8949 | You take the high road | 1.0656 | 0.03959 | 61 | 58 | 2 | 1 |
8950 | Why is whale's stomach the new trend anyway...? | 1.0645 | 0.03145 | 62 | 58 | 4 | 0 |
8951 | Tarrare's next best bet!" 😂 @vincent.v. | 1.0645 | 0.03145 | 62 | 58 | 4 | 0 |
8952 | Sergei, the president said fresh caviar, we will get fresh caviar, or else we'll end up far more worse! | 1.0641 | 0.02791 | 78 | 73 | 5 | 0 |
8953 | Chef’s gonna be steamed we if that’s not a silicon spatula. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
8954 | When they called us out of the kitchen I thought the customer had a complaint. I guess it was a request. | 1.0635 | 0.03097 | 63 | 59 | 4 | 0 |
8955 | Well,I guess you got me into ribs. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
8956 | Does this count as ‘we fed the whale’ 🤔? | 1.0625 | 0.03050 | 64 | 60 | 4 | 0 |
8957 | This is not what I meant by indulging in pan seared ribs. | 1.0612 | 0.03460 | 49 | 46 | 3 | 0 |
8958 | No Business | 1.0606 | 0.03663 | 66 | 63 | 2 | 1 |
8959 | Frankly, I still don’t understand why you think this is a treasure chest. | 1.0606 | 0.02960 | 66 | 62 | 4 | 0 |
8960 | Now good digestion wait on appetite nor beastly ,fail not your feast or both !“— O! Shake-those-seer | 1.0606 | 0.02960 | 66 | 62 | 4 | 0 |
8961 | Nobody told me that I could be totally consumed for rendering bone broth | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
8962 | Sometimes getting the inside story isn't enough: is this a fish or a meat dish? | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
8963 | These recipes in the Journal’s Off Duty section are getting more and more complicated. | 1.0588 | 0.03328 | 51 | 48 | 3 | 0 |
8964 | The demi-glacé is coming from inside the carcass... | 1.0588 | 0.02875 | 68 | 64 | 4 | 0 |
8965 | ‘They invented that vaccine 💉 already?! I was about to cook 👨🍳 for our precious COVID-19..’ 🤪🤣😶 🤞🏻😌 | 1.0588 | 0.02567 | 85 | 80 | 5 | 0 |
8966 | Geppetto will miss him. It's not cannibalism since we only used him as kindling, right? | 1.0580 | 0.03506 | 69 | 66 | 2 | 1 |
8967 | I think the mouth is straight ahead.” Don Dechman. Austin T | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
8968 | This McRib hyperloop needs a lot more barbecue sauce. | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
8969 | Looks like the anti-divemaskers aren't getting in. | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
8970 | the problem is the eggs | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
8971 | It's for a dish I call "Bronto-duck-hen." | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
8972 | Tito, I have a feeling we’re not in Ham’s-ass anymore! | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
8973 | I don't know about this fish-to-table fad. | 1.0566 | 0.03205 | 53 | 50 | 3 | 0 |
8974 | I'm thinking Whale Week isn't going so well ... | 1.0566 | 0.03205 | 53 | 50 | 3 | 0 |
8975 | ' ?????????????????????????????????' "Did you really have to say what you think about beef?" | 1.0566 | 0.03205 | 53 | 50 | 3 | 0 |
8976 | How does it expect us to make a Jonah omelet without any ingredients? | 1.0566 | 0.03205 | 53 | 50 | 3 | 0 |
8977 | And just then Bobby Ewing stepped out of the shower” #covidnightmare | 1.0563 | 0.03409 | 71 | 68 | 2 | 1 |
8978 | So now I know how Pinnochio felt being swallowed whole out in the middle of nowhere! We should have stayed back home in Manhattan in Times Square. | 1.0556 | 0.03146 | 54 | 51 | 3 | 0 |
8979 | Well there's always bone broth | 1.0556 | 0.03146 | 54 | 51 | 3 | 0 |
8980 | I think we should take down the whole wale mouth theme. | 1.0545 | 0.03090 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 0 |
8981 | 1.We should have never made that bat soup!! It was a bad soup! 2.Quarantine center of the HELL 3.Can you hear ramsay too!! 4. The new masterchef judges are minimilistic | 1.0545 | 0.03090 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 0 |
8982 | listen. its been five days in here and like i know we have this silent understanding but i just... i cant keep doing this anymore. we've been vored. i could feel both of us wanting to say it knowing its not funny and i just couldnt take it anymore | 1.0536 | 0.03036 | 56 | 53 | 3 | 0 |
8983 | I love the decor in this butcher shop. It ribs me the right way. | 1.0526 | 0.02984 | 57 | 54 | 3 | 0 |
8984 | Boy, this is a whale of a tail. | 1.0500 | 0.02837 | 60 | 57 | 3 | 0 |
8985 | I didn't expect Robert Irvine to clear out the kitchen as well | 1.0492 | 0.02792 | 61 | 58 | 3 | 0 |
8986 | Looks like we might be the sausage ! | 1.0492 | 0.02792 | 61 | 58 | 3 | 0 |
8987 | When I answered the ad, I though 'sous' meant I'd be working under a chef, not under the water. | 1.0484 | 0.02747 | 62 | 59 | 3 | 0 |
8988 | This kitchen is a whale different than I have imagined! | 1.0476 | 0.02705 | 63 | 60 | 3 | 0 |
8989 | Anyone for rack of dinosaur when we finally get out? | 1.0469 | 0.02663 | 64 | 61 | 3 | 0 |
8990 | Huh... We don't have enough tartare sauce for this. | 1.0462 | 0.02623 | 65 | 62 | 3 | 0 |
8991 | You’re right Norm, this new kitchen is the pits. | 1.0462 | 0.02623 | 65 | 62 | 3 | 0 |
8992 | Yes, sir! One hot chili coming right up your spine. | 1.0441 | 0.02509 | 68 | 65 | 3 | 0 |
8993 | Are Geppetto and Pinocchio gone already? Theoni Kaziani/Moschetti Boulder, CO 80303 | 1.0429 | 0.02438 | 70 | 67 | 3 | 0 |
8994 | I guess this is what they meant when they said we were in for a " Whale of a time" when we signed up for Culinary School. | 1.0408 | 0.02856 | 49 | 47 | 2 | 0 |
8995 | Is this what they do to our art? | 1.0385 | 0.02693 | 52 | 50 | 2 | 0 |
8996 | Not a very good cook this dinosaur, is he, considering we’ve barely been boiled. I wonder what Gordon Ramsay’s gotta say about this. | 1.0370 | 0.02594 | 54 | 52 | 2 | 0 |
8997 | '' Unwillingly, we pared our food expenses to the bone. '' | 1.0351 | 0.02459 | 57 | 55 | 2 | 0 |
8998 | The blubber is easily accessible, but there's no way to cook it here! | 1.0345 | 0.02417 | 58 | 56 | 2 | 0 |
8999 | Ribs or halibut for the special tonight? | 1.0339 | 0.02376 | 59 | 57 | 2 | 0 |
9000 | But chef, I thought you said serenade under the ribs? | 1.0339 | 0.02376 | 59 | 57 | 2 | 0 |
9001 | 'You'd think we could find some bone marrow.' | 1.0323 | 0.02262 | 62 | 60 | 2 | 0 |
9002 | I don't know about Pinocchio. He seems a bit woodsy to pan fry | 1.0323 | 0.02262 | 62 | 60 | 2 | 0 |
9003 | Food. Curious (Red Pill/Blue Pill) | 1.0312 | 0.02192 | 64 | 62 | 2 | 0 |
9004 | You're Jiminey Cricket and I want to be a real, live boy! | 1.0192 | 0.01942 | 52 | 51 | 1 | 0 |