Contest #747


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747

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I’m always afraid he will drop in unexpectedly.”
  2. “We don’t discuss politics, religion, or gravity.”
  3. “I just hope they don’t put in a pool.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-03-14T19:05:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-03-28T19:28:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-03-22T19:27:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 29, 2021
Number of captions 9786
Number of responses 874526
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

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Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Just be glad he's not wearing his kilt today. 2.0041 0.01124 5183 1686 1790 1707
1 I think it's called an air B&B. 1.9828 0.01121 4990 1607 1862 1521
2 I just hope they don’t put in a pool. 1.9767 0.01074 5287 1674 2062 1551
3 They never tell you the whole story behind those reverse mortgages. 1.9443 0.01333 3572 1238 1295 1039
4 It’s a nice house, but the neighbors are right on top of us. 1.9307 0.01309 3449 1146 1396 907
5 I don’t think he understands the gravity of his situation. 1.9300 0.01282 3817 1340 1404 1073
6 I'm always afraid he will drop in unexpectedly 1.9291 0.01271 3665 1224 1477 964
7 I always have to remember to look angry so he thinks I’m smiling! 1.9105 0.01351 3443 1249 1253 941
8 You said your grandson made those brownies...? 1.9088 0.01375 3509 1338 1153 1018
9 If he says ‘Hey neighbour, what’s up?’ one more time, I’m going to scream. 1.9064 0.01301 3664 1323 1361 980
10 We better get inside, he's about to mow the lawn. 1.9059 0.01358 3274 1156 1270 848
11 I don’t think he really understands the gravity of the situation. 1.9055 0.01578 2475 890 929 656
12 He just bought the old Escher place. 1.9047 0.01436 3317 1307 1019 991
13 He told me he flips houses. I didn't take him seriously. 1.9043 0.01501 2676 947 1038 691
14 They just flipped that house. 1.9033 0.01640 2233 789 871 573
15 Looks like his reverse mortgage went through. 1.9003 0.01479 2777 996 1062 719
16 I thought so too, but when I stood up all the change fell out of MY pocket. 1.8991 0.01662 2398 927 786 685
17 Before 2020 we would have asked questions, now we just wave back. 1.8979 0.01547 2469 868 985 616
18 He's annoying, but I’ve collected a lot of loose change. 1.8977 0.01352 2991 986 1325 680
19 One day I'm going to trick him into waving with both hands to see what happens. 1.8974 0.01409 3109 1135 1158 816
20 It's him, not us, right? 1.8964 0.01603 2278 800 916 562
21 Turns out, what the realtor actually said was prime location, great schools, and Lou overhead. 1.8961 0.01515 2868 1108 950 810
22 We should have gone to that zoning meeting. 1.8909 0.01514 2603 936 1016 651
23 He's been trying to flip that house for years. 1.8909 0.01761 1970 721 743 506
24 We don’t discuss politics, religion or gravity. 1.8900 0.01541 2617 996 931 690
25 It’s fine until he turns his sprinklers on. 1.8887 0.01503 2615 934 1038 643
26 The realtor said these houses turn over fast. 1.8878 0.01773 1890 679 744 467
27 It's only a problem when he turns the sprinklers on. 1.8876 0.01589 2198 747 951 500
28 Are you guys getting any weird side effects from the second shot? 1.8872 0.01592 2526 967 877 682
29 He acts nice, but I know he looks down on us. 1.8856 0.01646 2194 792 861 541
30 Oh great, more Australians... 1.8837 0.01831 1934 752 655 527
31 It’s great to live in a neighborhood that accepts all orientations. 1.8821 0.01613 2299 839 892 568
32 Carl, go into your zoom settings and select rotate camera! 1.8808 0.01662 2231 836 825 570
33 I don't think he recognizes the gravity of his situation. 1.8795 0.01705 2182 839 767 576
34 This is good weed. 1.8747 0.01841 1972 798 623 551
35 I swear, if he says 'what's up, neighbor?' again today, I'll scream. 1.8743 0.01852 1750 649 672 429
36 You know, a year ago this would have shocked me. 1.8734 0.01746 1982 740 753 489
37 Whatever you do, don't wave back. He's just looking for an excuse to drop in. 1.8724 0.01766 1818 646 758 414
38 Tim works for Fox News. 1.8709 0.01905 1875 774 569 532
39 A year ago,this might have seemed unusual. 1.8690 0.01800 1809 664 718 427
40 He's nice—and we find a lot of loose change in the yard. 1.8681 0.01778 1789 641 744 404
41 It's the same as ours, just the opposite layout. 1.8659 0.01814 1723 619 716 388
42 He doesn’t recognize the gravity of the situation. 1.8659 0.01878 1723 654 646 423
43 I always feel like the neighbors are looking down on us. 1.8657 0.01836 1727 634 691 402
44 He doesn't seem to understand the gravity of the situation. 1.8638 0.01974 1601 623 573 405
45 Oh, he's nice enough but we have completely different world views. 1.8633 0.01860 1646 604 669 373
46 Got my second shot yesterday and absolutely no side effects ! 1.8613 0.01951 1608 619 593 396
47 I hear he's made a fortune flipping houses. 1.8602 0.01936 1566 584 617 365
48 Read me that list of side effects again. 1.8586 0.01942 1535 568 616 351
49 Or maybe it's us. 1.8581 0.02006 1522 589 560 373
50 Last year I would have thought this was odd. 1.8554 0.02025 1459 557 556 346
51 I really need to start going to the zoning meetings. 1.8539 0.02039 1431 545 550 336
52 We flirt, but I'm not ready to have my life turned upside down. 1.8534 0.02071 1412 546 527 339
53 Jim moved his home business into the cloud. 1.8522 0.02139 1360 538 485 337
54 It was fine until he got a dog. 1.8506 0.02119 1352 526 502 324
55 I’m always cleaning up after his dog. 1.8480 0.02168 1309 517 474 318
56 The only real problem I have is when they walk their dog. 1.8478 0.02158 1301 508 483 310
57 The new neighbors? They're nice. They're Australian. 1.8476 0.02181 1299 515 467 317
58 It turns out that gravity was not actually a law. It was just an executive order. 1.8460 0.02247 1273 522 425 326
59 The fence isn’t giving us the privacy we hoped for. 1.8460 0.02126 1279 483 510 286
60 He drops in occasionally 1.8454 0.02072 1268 462 542 264
61 Turn power off and then on again—that should do the trick. 1.8407 0.02301 1174 473 415 286
62 I think the mushrooms are starting to work. 1.8395 0.02315 1165 472 408 285
63 He said he's into flipping houses. 1.8391 0.02213 1162 439 471 252
64 I'm not sure Gary understands how house flipping works. 1.8347 0.02369 1083 433 396 254
65 That’s Howard. He flips houses... 1.8336 0.02325 1076 417 421 238
66 ˙ooʇ noʎ oʇ ƃuᴉuɹoɯpooפ 1.8329 0.02427 1053 429 371 253
67 He’s into surreal estate. 1.8327 0.02448 1052 434 360 258
68 Sometimes, he drops in on us unexpectedly. 1.8325 0.02329 1051 402 423 226
69 No, really, I loved the risotto. I’m just asking where you got the mushrooms. 1.8316 0.02501 1045 444 333 268
70 It happened right after he applied for a reverse mortgage. 1.8268 0.02519 976 404 339 233
71 I just pray he has a good septic tank. 1.8264 0.02575 968 409 318 241
72 Well, he did tell me that he bought the house to flip it. 1.8255 0.02559 917 369 339 209
73 You ever think it could be us and not him? 1.8249 0.02481 954 378 365 211
74 Sometimes he just drops in unexpectedly. 1.8237 0.02451 936 360 381 195
75 It's a difficult adjustment. He just moved here from Australia. 1.8226 0.02507 919 363 357 199
76 He's about to mow the lawn... we should get inside. 1.8224 0.02528 918 365 351 202
77 His company transferred him here from Australia, and he just can't let it go. 1.8218 0.02533 926 372 347 207
78 Sure he acts nice, but you just know he thinks we're beneath him. 1.8215 0.02465 913 349 378 186
79 Hope he doesn’t get a pool. 1.8186 0.02643 893 374 307 212
80 Nice guy, but I don't love picking up after his dog. 1.8178 0.02576 856 335 342 179
81 I’m just glad he got his septic tank fixed. 1.8164 0.02730 855 365 282 208
82 It's been like this ever since the Eschers moved in. 1.8155 0.02779 840 364 267 209
83 All their leaves end up in our yard. 1.8136 0.02666 821 330 314 177
84 Just don't forget that his loose change paid for this landscaping. 1.8119 0.02602 808 311 338 159
85 That's the guy who got the zoning variance. 1.8117 0.02718 802 327 299 176
86 Does he understand the gravity of the situation? 1.8100 0.02774 763 310 288 165
87 He flips houses. 1.8097 0.02767 783 326 282 175
88 Well, that explains the Australian accent. 1.8090 0.02731 801 330 294 177
89 I'll never understand why people buy a home just to flip it. 1.8084 0.02736 762 322 277 163
90 Sometimes they drop in for dinner. 1.8068 0.02766 761 309 290 162
91 Remember when that seemed weird? 1.8064 0.02712 754 296 308 150
92 A year ago that would have really freaked me out. 1.8056 0.02813 751 310 277 164
93 Before the pandemic, this is exactly the sort of thing that would have bothered me. 1.8053 0.02810 750 309 278 163
94 I told you he flips houses. 1.8024 0.02752 739 294 297 148
95 And to think I moved out here so we wouldn't be living on top of one another. 1.8008 0.02872 708 291 267 150
96 He's friendly enough, but he lacks any sense of gravitas. 1.8006 0.02872 712 296 263 153
97 I hate the way he looks down on us. 1.8003 0.02825 726 297 277 152
98 I warned him about reverse morgages but he didnt listen 1.7994 0.02916 708 298 254 156
99 It's an Airbnb. 1.7988 0.02950 691 291 248 152
100 You were right, they bought it just to flip it. 1.7977 0.02957 682 286 248 148
101 I’m very attracted to him, but I don’t need my world turned upside-down right now. 1.7964 0.02926 673 276 258 139
102 He used to be normal, and then one day he just flipped. 1.7958 0.02857 671 266 276 129
103 Doesn't it annoy you when some people think the laws of nature don't apply to them. 1.7928 0.03011 666 284 236 146
104 That cloud looks like a man waving to us from his yard. 1.7922 0.03065 645 276 227 142
105 A lotta good this privacy fence is doing us. 1.7917 0.02966 648 266 251 131
106 Well, Herb did say he flipped houses for a living. 1.7904 0.03012 649 273 239 137
107 From the accent, I'm guessing Australian. 1.7903 0.02988 639 263 247 129
108 Looks like the Eschers are back. 1.7885 0.03127 624 270 216 138
109 The worst thing is that I can't be sure that he's the one who's upside down. 1.7883 0.03069 614 256 232 126
110 Oh, my neighbor. He flips houses. 1.7878 0.03064 641 275 227 139
111 It's an AirBnB now. 1.7868 0.03119 605 256 222 127
112 I don’t know why he never drops in. 1.7858 0.03077 607 253 231 123
113 The next thing you know he'll drop in on us 1.7846 0.03193 599 261 206 132
114 And, my husband said that they could never build on that lot. 1.7841 0.03177 593 255 211 127
115 I always feel like he's talking down to us. 1.7834 0.02973 591 232 255 104
116 Yeah and he probably says the same thing about us. 1.7829 0.03180 585 250 212 123
117 I've never seen this country so polarized. 1.7803 0.03164 569 238 218 113
118 Sure he's friendly, he never has to rake the leaves. 1.7801 0.03047 564 223 242 99
119 Those might not have been regular brownies. 1.7768 0.03387 560 256 173 131
120 If we're lucky he might drop his wallet again. 1.7751 0.03285 538 233 196 109
121 To be fair, he thinks the same about us. 1.7741 0.03148 540 219 224 97
122 He seems friendly, but I know he looks down on us. 1.7738 0.03217 535 231 199 105
123 I know he likes me. But we look at the world so differently. 1.7733 0.03302 525 223 198 104
124 ˙sɹoqɥƃᴉǝu pooƃ ǝʞɐɯ sǝɔuǝɟ pooפ 1.7723 0.03412 527 235 177 115
125 It feels like the neighbors are right on top of you here 1.7704 0.03356 514 221 190 103
126 Friendly guy, no gravitas 1.7704 0.03185 527 215 218 94
127 ¡ɹoqɥƃᴉǝu ᴉH 1.7704 0.03477 527 242 164 121
128 I told you when he bought it he was going to flip the house! 1.7700 0.03384 513 223 185 105
129 Every day it’s either ‘what’s up?’ or ‘how’s it hanging?’ and I have to say, I respect his commitment to the bit. 1.7698 0.03325 530 230 192 108
130 That's our neighbour Ted. He flips houses for a living. 1.7689 0.03326 528 229 192 107
131 They just moved here from Australia 1.7664 0.03428 518 232 175 111
132 Just ignore him when he asks "What's up?" 1.7658 0.03412 521 233 177 111
133 The only good news; I’ve found over $50 in coins in my grass. 1.7649 0.03323 485 200 199 86
134 Looks like Bob finally flipped the house. 1.7637 0.03467 474 204 178 92
135 Can you believe they tried to put in a pool? 1.7636 0.03494 478 209 173 96
136 I guess he doesn't feel the gravity of the situation. 1.7621 0.03515 475 209 170 96
137 It looks like Bob's reverse mortgage came through. 1.7602 0.03886 392 174 138 80
138 Wait until the sprinkler comes on. 1.7596 0.03271 470 188 207 75
139 Maybe selling the air rights was not my best idea. 1.7582 0.03558 459 202 166 91
140 ¿,uıƃuɐɥ ʇı s,ʍoɥ 'ɹoqɥƃıǝu ʎǝH 1.7581 0.03611 463 209 157 97
141 Just ignore him. Otherwise he’s likely to drop in. 1.7578 0.03546 479 216 163 100
142 Remind me never to buy a house next to a theoretical physicist. 1.7572 0.03613 453 202 159 92
143 The first time I took it? Woodstock. 1.7567 0.03634 448 200 157 91
144 Disband the homeowners association." You said. "What's the worst that could happen?" You said 1.7533 0.03626 454 205 156 93
145 Don’t encourage him or he’ll just drop in. 1.7528 0.03482 453 194 177 82
146 Just ignore him. He lacks gravitas. 1.7517 0.03647 431 193 154 84
147 Well, he did say he was gonna flip that house. 1.7517 0.03604 435 190 163 82
148 His ability to flip houses is impressive 1.7511 0.03574 450 199 164 87
149 He's nice. Helped get a frisbee off our roof. 1.7494 0.03662 423 188 154 81
150 When did you start an air B&B? 1.7494 0.03722 419 187 150 82
151 It’s not so bad...unless he turns on the sprinklers. 1.7488 0.03686 422 187 154 81
152 Aren't you getting tired of people flipping houses? 1.7488 0.03808 414 189 140 85
153 What was in those brownies, Denise? 1.7464 0.03827 414 191 137 86
154 He's nice. We just have different viewpoints. 1.7452 0.03545 416 175 172 69
155 And that's why we'll never get a reverse mortgage. 1.7451 0.03687 412 181 155 76
156 I told you this neighbourhood doesn't share our views 1.7424 0.03849 396 180 138 78
157 I used to look up at the stars and wonder 'what's out there?' But now I know it's just Jim. 1.7418 0.03546 395 162 173 60
158 I know we are right because of the artist’s signature. 1.7412 0.03932 398 187 127 84
159 Do you remember which vaccine he got? 1.7404 0.03961 389 182 126 81
160 So, I joined this clinical trial of psilocybin to treat vertigo, and I’m pretty sure I’m not in the control group. 1.7378 0.04065 370 174 119 77
161 So that’s a reverse mortgage. 1.7376 0.03744 404 186 142 76
162 Our new neighbors are Australian 1.7368 0.03667 380 183 130 67
163 Nice people... reverse mortage, obviously. 1.7353 0.03850 374 166 141 67
164 I'm told it's a very rare reaction to the second dose. 1.7342 0.04049 380 185 113 82
165 That’s not what I thought he meant when he said he was going to flip the house. 1.7330 0.03722 412 187 148 77
166 They say good fences make good neighbors, but honestly a gravitational anomaly is just as effective. 1.7326 0.03928 359 177 112 70
167 If he's not upside down, then we're screwed. 1.7318 0.04094 358 168 118 72
168 He was the first one to flip his house. 1.7316 0.03824 380 170 142 68
169 Honestly, not the weirdest thing I’ve seen this year 1.7314 0.03913 376 172 133 71
170 I never thought to ask about his orientation. 1.7302 0.03915 378 174 132 72
171 He's been known to drop in unexpectedly. 1.7299 0.03784 374 177 129 68
172 Life's been pretty strange since that theoretical physicist moved in. 1.7292 0.03774 373 163 148 62
173 He thinks we’re beneath him 1.7285 0.04146 361 174 111 76
174 Thankfully, they removed the trampoline. 1.7283 0.04139 346 162 116 68
175 He's the best house flipper I've ever seen!" 1.7278 0.03776 349 179 108 62
176 They’re good neighbors. I just don’t share their worldview. 1.7273 0.03961 352 158 132 62
177 I'll be honest, I didn't think he could flip it in this market. 1.7249 0.04035 338 152 127 59
178 Well the previous buyer did say he was just going to flip it. 1.7245 0.03827 363 160 143 60
179 We should have purchased the air rights when we had the chance. 1.7232 0.03989 354 162 128 64
180 You SURE those were shitakes?? 1.7217 0.04338 345 173 95 77
181 I hear Tom made his money in Velcro. 1.7217 0.04173 327 151 116 60
182 Just moved here from Australia. 1.7216 0.04057 334 151 125 58
183 Those six months on the Space Station changed him forever. 1.7179 0.04173 319 146 117 56
184 Wait until he flushes the toilet. 1.7173 0.04137 329 152 118 59
185 He's hoping we'll invite him to drop in" 1.7168 0.03972 339 152 131 56
186 He pretends to be friendly, but I know he looks down on us. 1.7143 0.04052 322 144 126 52
187 They DID say there might be some minor side effects after the second shot. 1.7143 0.04222 315 146 113 56
188 Just don't ask him how's it hanging? 1.7139 0.04128 339 160 116 63
189 Those are the neighbours that still think the election was stolen 1.7138 0.04398 318 156 97 65
190 I warned him against that reverse mortgage scheme 1.7138 0.04118 318 149 115 54
191 He's a gravity denier. 1.7124 0.04277 306 142 110 54
192 He did say he was going to flip the house. 1.7121 0.04069 323 146 124 53
193 I remember when I would've thought this was strange. 1.7116 0.04039 319 142 127 50
194 He read ONE book on Feng Shui ... 1.7116 0.04322 319 154 103 62
195 That’s our cue to go inside. He’s about to water his lawn. 1.7086 0.04091 326 152 118 56
196 Do you think he knows we can see he’s not wearing pants? 1.7085 0.04211 319 150 112 57
197 I don't think he understood what flipping a house meant. 1.7083 0.04191 312 144 115 53
198 I just don't think he grasps the gravity of the situation. 1.7082 0.04295 305 143 108 54
199 Don't wave back! He'll want to drop over. 1.7079 0.04086 315 142 123 50
200 I keep wanting to send him balloons. You know, just to find out. 1.7061 0.04257 313 148 109 56
201 We heard they were planning on buying and flipping it, but had no idea. 1.7053 0.04334 302 143 105 54
202 We aren’t returning his antigravity device until he returns our leaf blower. 1.7051 0.04547 295 146 90 59
203 sn ǝʌoqɐ sǝʌıl ǝɥ 1.7049 0.04568 305 155 85 65
204 He just doesn't understand the gravity of this situation. 1.7049 0.04453 288 137 99 52
205 That’s Steve. He flips houses. 1.7038 0.04344 314 153 101 60
206 It's a great place to live, but the neighbors are right on top of you. 1.7038 0.04152 314 145 117 52
207 The Aussie is having a hard time assimilating. 1.7023 0.04133 309 144 115 50
208 We should have him under for dinner. 1.7020 0.04263 302 141 110 51
209 He's friendly but not well-grounded. 1.7010 0.04313 291 135 108 48
210 I told you the neighbors were always looking down on us. 1.7010 0.04353 301 144 103 54
211 Sure he’s a nice neighbor but his leaves always end up in my yard 1.7010 0.04164 311 144 116 51
212 ...and THIS is what happens when you let Australians move into the neighborhood. 1.6987 0.04395 302 147 99 56
213 Neighbors always build exactly where it will block your view. 1.6987 0.04242 302 141 111 50
214 Everyone’s flipping houses now. 1.6986 0.04457 282 134 99 49
215 I regret flipping that house. 1.6969 0.04227 287 130 114 43
216 Well, at least he finally took down his Trump sign. 1.6964 0.04626 280 139 87 54
217 Pick both feet up together, it really freaks him out. 1.6947 0.04535 285 140 92 53
218 He flips houses for a living. 1.6945 0.04437 275 129 101 45
219 I hate it when he just drops in. 1.6945 0.04555 275 133 93 49
220 Hey George. What's up? 1.6943 0.04603 265 127 92 46
221 .lliB ,oot uoy ot yad etisoppo yppaH 1.6909 0.04788 275 142 76 57
222 It's fine until he needs to back the car out of the garage. 1.6897 0.04238 261 128 98 35
223 I see the Eschers are back. 1.6895 0.04478 277 133 97 47
224 I wonder how they installed the toilets. 1.6890 0.04741 254 124 85 45
225 Richard just refuses to acknowledge the gravity of the situation. 1.6884 0.04522 276 134 94 48
226 Pretend you don't see him--or he'll invite us up. 1.6882 0.04425 279 133 100 46
227 It looks like the new neighbor is going to drop by. 1.6880 0.04410 266 123 103 40
228 Everybody around here is flipping houses. 1.6873 0.04539 259 122 96 41
229 As you can see, our new neighbours are house flippers. 1.6868 0.04430 281 135 99 47
230 He works in cloud computing. 1.6856 0.04537 264 126 95 43
231 Apparently, he got one of those ‘reverse mortgages.’ 1.6856 0.04873 264 137 73 54
232 Never liked him. He always looks down on us. 1.6850 0.04478 273 131 97 45
233 He never appreciated the gravity of the situation. 1.6847 0.04371 314 159 95 60
234 He won’t shut up about his reverse mortgage. 1.6844 0.04727 225 103 90 32
235 It's fun watching him cut the grass. 1.6844 0.04552 263 126 94 43
236 Oh no, he's going to drop in again. 1.6842 0.04319 266 125 102 39
237 I'd love the recipe for those brownies. 1.6838 0.04862 253 128 77 48
238 This was a good neighborhood until those Australians moved in 1.6835 0.04617 278 149 75 54
239 I don't care what NASA says -- that planet is way too close. 1.6832 0.04787 262 133 79 50
240 Bob is one of those guys who flips houses. 1.6822 0.04358 258 117 106 35
241 I just can't see things from his point of view 1.6811 0.04483 254 124 92 38
242 My husband and I are so much happier now that we live in alternate dimensions. 1.6808 0.04696 260 129 85 46
243 I'm glad to see that Bob finally turned his life around 1.6808 0.04759 260 131 81 48
244 I can't belive the HOA approved that, but not my solar panels. 1.6803 0.04593 244 114 94 36
245 Don’t look, it’s what he wants. 1.6803 0.04773 244 119 84 41
246 Jim has really turned his life aroumd. 1.6792 0.04264 240 103 111 26
247 ...and yet that's not the oddest thing about him." 1.6790 0.04826 243 120 81 42
248 Don't stare but I think my neighbor is high. 1.6789 0.04779 246 121 83 42
249 I told you the fence wouldn't help. 1.6787 0.04629 249 119 91 39
250 I heard he got one of those reverse mortgages. 1.6780 0.04855 264 138 73 53
251 And just like that 2021 got weirder than 2020 1.6780 0.05122 236 123 66 47
252 Should we ask him to drop in for a drink? 1.6770 0.04516 257 122 96 39
253 Yes, he can be annoying, but the shade is terrific. 1.6763 0.04376 241 107 105 29
254 I believe he said he was from Australia 1.6748 0.04750 246 121 84 41
255 Is it him or us? 1.6738 0.04927 233 116 77 40
256 The last guy was a Flat Earther. My new neighbor doesn't even believe in gravity. 1.6737 0.05058 236 122 69 45
257 I feel like the neighbors are always looking down on us. 1.6729 0.04465 266 128 97 41
258 I heard the new neighbor is from Australia. 1.6720 0.04761 250 125 82 43
259 Can you believe he flipped that house? 1.6716 0.04472 268 130 96 42
260 More wine? 1.6712 0.05167 222 114 67 41
261 I heard he wants to put in a pool. 1.6709 0.04877 234 116 79 39
262 I wish he would flip that house already! 1.6708 0.04593 240 135 64 41
263 At first, I thought he just lacked gravitas. 1.6708 0.04873 243 123 77 43
264 Is that your new Australian neighbor? 1.6708 0.04768 243 120 83 40
265 If it's a parallel universe, how disappointing. 1.6706 0.04753 255 129 81 45
266 “The neighborhood’s not the same since the Eschers moved in.” 1.6695 0.05064 236 123 68 45
267 Ben's a nice enough neighbor, but he believes in alternative facts. 1.6694 0.04703 245 120 86 39
268 That's Tony. He's Australian. 1.6691 0.04504 275 137 92 46
269 ¡ǝɹǝɥʇ ᴉH 1.6682 0.05250 220 115 63 42
270 At least I end up with his loose change. 1.6681 0.04641 232 109 91 32
271 I miss gravity. 1.6681 0.04901 235 118 77 40
272 Keep talking—you won’t believe how much change falls out of his pockets. 1.6681 0.04852 238 119 79 40
273 I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation. 1.6680 0.04803 241 120 81 40
274 Not what I pictured when he said he was going to flip it. 1.6680 0.04612 244 117 91 36
275 He'd be a good catch if he was more down to earth." 1.6680 0.04767 250 126 81 43
276 I can't emphasize the gravity of the situation. 1.6679 0.04778 262 136 77 49
277 We should have listened to the guy at the dispensary and only taken half a dose. 1.6679 0.04442 280 139 95 46
278 Oh just great, now even gravity is broken. 1.6667 0.04769 234 120 76 38
279 He got one of those reverse mortgages. 1.6654 0.04516 263 129 93 41
280 That’s my crazy neighbor, Hurbert. He doesn’t believe in evolution, vaccines or gravity. 1.6654 0.04612 263 132 87 44
281 Science denier. 1.6653 0.04719 242 119 85 38
282 This is how his dog's poop always ends up in my yard. 1.6652 0.04749 233 113 85 35
283 He doesn't seem to appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.6639 0.04832 244 124 78 42
284 Maybe we should invite him to drop in for a drink. 1.6638 0.04562 235 117 84 34
285 I still don't understand how he makes coffee. 1.6638 0.04728 232 112 86 34
286 He doesn’t have a pool, luckily. 1.6638 0.04695 229 109 88 32
287 So much for the privacy fence. 1.6637 0.04826 226 110 82 34
288 Do you ever get the feeling that Gary looks down at us? 1.6627 0.04439 249 117 99 33
289 You'd think a parallel universe would be more interesting. 1.6623 0.05031 228 117 71 40
290 And that cloud looks like our neighbor Terry! 1.6622 0.05046 225 115 71 39
291 I tried telling him there’s a risky side to flipping houses. 1.6622 0.05061 222 113 71 38
292 Yeah, but his taxes are half of what we pay. 1.6620 0.04883 213 102 81 30
293 what was it you said about those brownies? 1.6616 0.04291 263 143 82 38
294 Mom said "one day I'd meet a guy who'd turn my world upside down...." 1.6610 0.04932 236 121 74 41
295 Poor man, 2020 really turned his life upside down. 1.6610 0.04630 236 122 78 36
296 That’s my neighbor, the quantum physicist. 1.6607 0.04740 224 107 86 31
297 Once we accepted alternative facts,it didn’t take long to recognize an alternative universe. 1.6606 0.04971 218 108 76 34
298 I do miss the sky...but in this market you can’t beat the price. 1.6604 0.04858 212 104 78 30
299 The previous owners made a fortune flipping that house. 1.6598 0.04922 241 125 73 43
300 It's fine until he lets the dog out. 1.6595 0.04734 232 113 85 34
301 His fence is technically over our property line. 1.6593 0.04873 226 112 79 35
302 He got his kids a trampoline last summer. It didn't go well. 1.6591 0.05143 220 114 67 39
303 I had the same thing after my second shot. 1.6591 0.05102 220 113 69 38
304 He’s nice, but he keeps making the same “what’s up” joke. 1.6590 0.04861 217 105 81 31
305 To be fair, he’s the only one I know who’s had any REAL vaccine side effects 1.6588 0.05235 211 109 65 37
306 Does he realize we know he's not wearing pants? 1.6587 0.05163 208 105 69 34
307 That’s my neighbour, Jeff. He flips houses for a living. 1.6579 0.04841 228 113 80 35
308 He’s just disoriented. It’s the first time he’s been out of the house since lockdown. 1.6574 0.04699 251 127 83 41
309 So much for ‘good fences make good neighbors.’ 1.6573 0.04705 213 99 88 26
310 Every day he has to turn the house upside down to find his keys. 1.6573 0.05068 213 107 72 34
311 Hey,Shannon: I think those gummies just kicked in. 1.6562 0.05073 224 116 69 39
312 You can really see his bald spot now. 1.6560 0.05144 218 113 67 38
313 It's never a problem till he turns on the sprinkler. 1.6560 0.04935 218 108 77 33
314 Be careful! When he lets his dog out, it's bombs away. 1.6558 0.04674 215 113 72 30
315 Its much worse when he fertilizes his lawn. 1.6558 0.05202 215 112 65 38
316 Yeah, he got one of those reverse mortgages 1.6557 0.04956 212 104 77 31
317 That’s Joe, he looks down on everyone. 1.6544 0.04955 217 108 76 33
318 Wow! My old physics professor! 1.6542 0.05224 214 112 64 38
319 He's nice enough but his dog keeps shitting on my roof. 1.6532 0.05232 222 119 61 42
320 He's going to have a hard time flipping that one. 1.6531 0.04618 245 121 88 36
321 Don’t wave. He might drop in. 1.6530 0.04792 219 106 83 30
322 I hear they're flipping the house. 1.6526 0.05031 213 107 73 33
323 The weirdest thing is that he’s still a flat-Earther. 1.6522 0.04866 207 99 81 27
324 My optometrist doesn't believe me when I describe floaters. 1.6507 0.05110 209 106 70 33
325 Harold's new passion is flipping houses. 1.6507 0.05155 209 107 68 34
326 Don't wave back. It'll just reaffirm his reality. 1.6500 0.05100 200 99 72 29
327 Ironically, he's an underwriter. 1.6496 0.04831 234 119 78 37
328 He said he flips houses. 1.6490 0.05040 208 104 73 31
329 On a good day quarters fall out of his pockets.” 1.6489 0.04698 225 109 86 30
330 Well, he did say he planned to flip it. 1.6488 0.04858 205 106 70 29
331 He doesn't understand the gravity of this situation 1.6479 0.05125 213 110 68 35
332 At first I thought it was a parallel universe but I think he’s just flipping houses. 1.6479 0.04993 213 107 74 32
333 Bob's always so cheerful. Sometimes I wish he showed a little more gravitas. 1.6478 0.04743 230 114 83 33
334 He'll do anything to keep the kids off his lawn. 1.6473 0.04921 207 101 78 28
335 Janice, I hate guys who buy houses just to flip them. 1.6473 0.05154 207 106 68 33
336 The only big issue is the skylight in our bathroom. 1.6471 0.04807 238 122 78 38
337 Just moved here from Australia. Took everything with him. 1.6471 0.04894 221 113 74 34
338 He seems nice, but I just don't agree with his world view. 1.6471 0.04677 204 94 88 22
339 He drops in more often than we’d like. 1.6468 0.04861 218 108 79 31
340 The prior owner flipped the house. 1.6465 0.04780 215 106 80 29
341 Oh god, he’s going to drop in again isn’t he. 1.6465 0.04915 215 107 77 31
342 Oh my God! I thought that 2020 was over. 1.6459 0.05161 209 108 67 34
343 When he rolls out the BBQ, we’ll head inside. 1.6456 0.04942 206 103 74 29
344 I know it’s unsettling, but selling the air rights was lucrative. 1.6455 0.04914 220 116 70 34
345 If you ask me, that new planet is too damned close. 1.6453 0.05375 203 108 59 36
346 I had something else in mind when I heard he was flipping his house. 1.6453 0.05047 203 101 73 29
347 That’s my neighbor, Escher. 1.6450 0.05156 200 101 69 30
348 Our new neighbors - they’re from Australia 1.6438 0.04976 219 112 73 34
349 They’re anti-science. 1.6432 0.05227 199 102 66 31
350 I'll admit he's a nice guy, but I'll never understand his point of view. 1.6432 0.04727 213 102 85 26
351 The hardest part is trying to figure out which one of us is upside down. 1.6429 0.05089 196 97 72 27
352 Don’t you love day drinking? 1.6425 0.05357 193 100 62 31
353 It's all a matter of perspective. 1.6421 0.05107 190 93 72 25
354 Give him a wave. His loose change pays the rent” 1.6415 0.05152 212 111 66 35
355 I would invite him over but he keeps spilling his drink. 1.6410 0.04624 195 100 74 21
356 Think the edible's kicked in....how about you? 1.6404 0.05336 203 108 60 35
357 Quarantine really turned his life upside down. 1.6396 0.05074 197 98 72 27
358 Ted and I choose to live in separate alternative universes. 1.6387 0.05507 191 102 56 33
359 Imagine, he once fell for me. 1.6386 0.05027 202 101 73 28
360 Either he’s stoned or we are. 1.6378 0.05492 196 106 55 35
361 The really weird thing is we're not high. 1.6368 0.05098 201 102 70 29
362 Looks like Bob finally turned his life around. 1.6359 0.05003 206 104 73 29
363 I don’t think he understands what “flipping a house” means. 1.6359 0.05222 195 100 66 29
364 He decided to stay after he flipped the house. 1.6355 0.04947 214 109 74 31
365 He’s on the zoning board so he can basically do anything he likes. 1.6350 0.05169 200 103 67 30
366 He is a “glass is always empty” kind of guy. 1.6345 0.05426 197 106 57 34
367 This is an improvement. His house used to be underwater. 1.6345 0.05182 197 101 67 29
368 Our homeowner's association has 500 rules, but zero laws of physics. 1.6340 0.04930 194 104 63 27
369 He's a nice enough guy. We just see things differently. 1.6338 0.04923 213 108 75 30
370 Technically, to qualify as a parallel universe, that would be you and me waving. 1.6335 0.05311 191 99 63 29
371 I really don’t know clouds at all. 1.6333 0.05676 180 97 52 31
372 It's a high-turnover neighbourhood. 1.6330 0.05325 188 97 63 28
373 Just when I thought life was getting back to normal.... 1.6330 0.04994 188 102 62 24
374 We sold the air rights. 1.6316 0.05558 171 88 58 25
375 Have you noticed more people buying houses and then immediately flipping them? 1.6308 0.04864 214 108 77 29
376 Let's hope he doesn't drop in. 1.6300 0.05078 200 102 70 28
377 Note to self; one edible is plenty! 1.6300 0.04435 227 127 69 31
378 Your new neighbor seems nice. He's from Australia, right? 1.6296 0.04602 216 104 88 24
379 We forgot to buy the air rights" 1.6292 0.04831 178 90 69 19
380 Maybe I'm not understanding the gravity of the situation. 1.6290 0.05482 186 99 57 30
381 I see the edibles have kicked in. 1.6290 0.05265 186 95 65 26
382 Should we say 'hi' or 'ih'? 1.6289 0.05452 194 105 56 33
383 That's what happens when you don't believe in science. 1.6284 0.05389 183 95 61 27
384 This is why all his leaves are in my backyard! 1.6281 0.04999 199 100 73 26
385 He doesn’t grasp the gravity of this situation. 1.6280 0.05133 207 109 66 32
386 She said when she met him, he turned her world upside down. 1.6279 0.05537 172 89 58 25
387 The Fourth of July is going to be hell. 1.6278 0.05087 223 121 64 38
388 Maybe we are. It's all relative. 1.6278 0.05287 180 91 65 24
389 He's into flipping houses. 1.6276 0.05007 196 98 73 25
390 Friendly fellow. Just moved here from Australia. 1.6275 0.05052 204 105 70 29
391 It was fine until his toilet backed up. 1.6275 0.05331 204 111 58 35
392 Our new neighbour, Mr Escher. I never quite know where I am with him. 1.6269 0.04963 201 101 74 26
393 I wish the neighbors would stop flipping houses. 1.6264 0.05668 174 93 53 28
394 I’m worried one day he’ll just drop in 1.6264 0.05186 182 91 68 23
395 When she left, it really turned his world upside down... 1.6264 0.05186 182 91 68 23
396 Our new neighbor - from New Zealand 1.6263 0.05270 198 105 62 31
397 I just asked him if he wanted to hang out. 1.6250 0.05090 192 108 56 28
398 The real question is how Frank got the zoning board to go along with it. 1.6250 0.04789 208 103 80 25
399 I never know when the neighbors are going to drop in. 1.6250 0.05162 208 111 64 33
400 He just moved in two days ago. He works for Fox News." 1.6250 0.05956 176 100 42 34
401 No, that’s not why it’s called Passover. 1.6250 0.04969 184 89 75 20
402 I really thought 'flipping houses' meant something else. 1.6244 0.04939 197 98 75 24
403 Did you use the mushrooms in the fridge or the ones in the envelope behind the books in the den? 1.6243 0.05672 189 106 48 35
404 I never know whether to wave back. 1.6243 0.05207 189 97 66 26
405 Bob said to me one day, 'We could make some money if we bought and flipped the house next door.' Sadly, there's a lot that can go wrong when you don't know what you're doing. 1.6237 0.05359 194 104 59 31
406 The downside of a parallel universe 1.6237 0.05258 194 102 63 29
407 Good evening, Mr. Escher. 1.6237 0.05258 194 102 63 29
408 Well, he's a better neighbor than Escher was. 1.6237 0.05258 194 102 63 29
409 Howdy neighbor! Have you seen my keys? I’ve turned my house upside down looking for them. 1.6237 0.05359 194 104 59 31
410 I'm just glad he doesn't have a dog. 1.6236 0.05514 178 94 57 27
411 And I thought we were living on top of each other in the city... 1.6229 0.05349 175 89 63 23
412 My neighbor just got a reverse mortgage. 1.6224 0.05065 196 100 70 26
413 The HOA still hasn't figured out how to fine him. 1.6223 0.05285 188 102 57 29
414 That's Mr. Escher. 1.6215 0.05424 177 92 60 25
415 Hey Doug, how’s it hanging? 1.6203 0.05200 187 96 66 25
416 He says he’s flipped dozens of ‘em. 1.6198 0.04590 192 104 67 21
417 I got custody of reality in the divorce 1.6193 0.05330 176 98 53 25
418 I always suspected they were living above their means 1.6188 0.05101 202 106 67 29
419 We thought the fence would help, but the cat is always falling into our yard. 1.6188 0.05218 181 98 60 23
420 Living on the Equator had its ups and downs. 1.6188 0.05159 181 91 68 22
421 Dave, your new Zoom background is upside-down. 1.6185 0.05525 173 91 57 25
422 Nice guy. Just moved here. From Australia. 1.6183 0.05388 186 99 59 28
423 Their house is a mirror image of ours 1.6180 0.05404 178 93 60 25
424 The whole neighborhood can't wait until he flips his house. 1.6170 0.05398 188 101 58 29
425 They’ve taken “flipping homes” to a whole new level! 1.6170 0.05127 188 96 68 24
426 It's becoming impossible to keep up with the Joneses. 1.6167 0.05586 180 98 53 29
427 They’’re from Australia. They fell in love with the place instantly.” 1.6162 0.05184 198 120 48 30
428 How many gummies did we take? 1.6159 0.05955 164 91 45 28
429 I'm waiting for him to drop in. 1.6158 0.05000 177 86 73 18
430 The Eschers think they’re so darn fancy. 1.6158 0.05774 177 99 47 31
431 He’s one of those gravity deniers” 1.6154 0.05815 169 93 48 28
432 Wait, what did they say the side effects are again? 1.6154 0.05374 169 91 55 23
433 Our property values have gone down since his property went up. 1.6140 0.05580 171 91 55 25
434 Barbecues can be tricky but other than that he’s a great neighbor. 1.6140 0.05263 171 86 65 20
435 Go get the umbrellas, Agnes; he's about to turn his sprinklers on. 1.6139 0.06005 158 87 45 26
436 No,you stand up and see what happens. 1.6135 0.05595 163 85 56 22
437 I thought you said he was introverted? 1.6135 0.05728 163 87 52 24
438 I think he regrets doing the renovation himself. 1.6135 0.05794 163 88 50 25
439 Hey Bob! How's it hanging? 1.6131 0.05784 168 92 49 27
440 Yeah, but leasing the air rights over my yard covers my mortgage 1.6131 0.05467 168 87 59 22
441 He’s been acting so high and mighty recently 1.6129 0.05445 155 77 61 17
442 I find a LOT of loose change. 1.6125 0.05607 160 83 56 21
443 Sure, he's cute but everytime he mows his lawn our pool fills with grass. 1.6121 0.05200 165 81 67 17
444 It’s his fire pit that has me worried. 1.6121 0.05676 165 88 53 24
445 Well, he heard Hank made a killing flipping houses... 1.6120 0.05519 183 100 54 29
446 Did you try pressing CTRL + ALT+ ARROW? 1.6118 0.05792 170 94 48 28
447 I thought you said your neighbor was introverted not inverted. 1.6118 0.05546 170 90 56 24
448 I can’t decide. Friendly wave, signaling for help, or just letting his arm hang down? 1.6115 0.05618 157 81 56 20
449 I hear he flips houses. 1.6114 0.05424 175 92 59 24
450 Ignore him. He’s just another house flipper. 1.6099 0.05322 182 96 61 25
451 That’s our new neighbor. He just moved here from Australia. 1.6084 0.05523 166 87 57 22
452 Don't be surprised if the neighbor drops by. 1.6084 0.05252 166 83 65 18
453 He says there's no consensus on gravity. 1.6078 0.05955 153 83 47 23
454 Just ignore him. He's not wearing a mask. 1.6076 0.05877 158 86 48 24
455 Good mushrooms Jess 1.6074 0.05994 163 92 43 28
456 They warned us about buying the air rights, we didn’t listen. 1.6074 0.05465 163 84 59 20
457 Ok. Who is it,him or us? 1.6062 0.05350 193 106 57 30
458 Top of the morning! 1.6048 0.05758 167 92 49 26
459 No, I don’t find it unusual at all. None of us knows which way is up these days. 1.6047 0.05627 172 94 52 26
460 They should make house flipping illegal. 1.6045 0.05560 177 97 53 27
461 I told him to drop over anytime. 1.6044 0.05385 182 98 58 26
462 The upside is he's friendly. 1.6040 0.05620 149 76 56 17
463 Hi Nigel ... He was just transferred here from Melbourne 1.6025 0.06122 161 93 39 29
464 I like him, but we're on two different planes of existence. 1.6024 0.05596 166 89 54 23
465 He said he's Australian. 1.6023 0.05588 176 97 52 27
466 Oh, he better not be trying to water his lawn again. 1.6013 0.05231 158 88 51 19
467 They told me this neighbourhood has a high turnover 1.6013 0.05603 158 83 55 20
468 As if the pandemic has not been hard enough, it's been really weird ever since the Eschers moved in next door. 1.6011 0.04581 183 107 54 22
469 Sort of defeats the purpose of the fence... 1.6000 0.06131 150 84 42 24
470 Actually, he's very happy with his reverse mortgage 1.6000 0.05904 155 85 47 23
471 It turns out that even the Laws of Gravity were Fake News 1.6000 0.05760 160 87 50 23
472 That's Dave. He doesn't believe in gravity. 1.6000 0.05497 170 91 56 23
473 Australians are just so friendly. 1.6000 0.05355 165 85 61 19
474 Gravity’s apparently on a hiatus up there. Even so, I’m glad to see that he picks up after his dog. 1.6000 0.05818 165 92 47 26
475 Looks like your new neighbor has really turned that place around 1.6000 0.05622 160 87 51 22
476 He's either Qanon or Australian and I don't intend to find out which. 1.5989 0.05492 187 105 52 30
477 It’s about to rain cats & dogs... 1.5989 0.05390 177 97 55 25
478 He's one of those anti-science, anti-vaccine types and he doesn't believe in gravity. 1.5988 0.05765 167 93 48 26
479 On the plus side, it's shadier in the summer. 1.5987 0.05543 152 78 57 17
480 We're hoping the house next door gets flipped again. 1.5987 0.06068 152 85 43 24
481 It continues to be a challenge to ignore him. 1.5965 0.05412 171 91 58 22
482 All that just so he doesn’t have to rake his own leaves. 1.5964 0.05335 166 86 61 19
483 My new neighbor, he’s flipping the property. 1.5949 0.05465 158 82 58 18
484 We got an excellent offer on the air rights. 1.5944 0.05267 180 96 61 23
485 Top o’ the morning to ya” 1.5944 0.05635 143 73 55 15
486 ...but except for that, the Eschers are really good neighbors. 1.5935 0.05839 155 85 48 22
487 I think 700mg was too much. 1.5935 0.05767 155 84 50 21
488 And we thought 2020 was weird. 1.5935 0.05620 155 82 54 19
489 It’s hard to find anyplace where we aren’t confronted by the Eschers. 1.5935 0.05839 155 85 48 22
490 That’s Harry, visiting from Australia. 1.5933 0.05839 150 81 49 20
491 He says you can make a lot of money flipping houses. 1.5933 0.05604 150 78 55 17
492 I wonder what the upside is to living there. 1.5928 0.05708 167 93 49 25
493 On the plus side, Zoe got her balloon back. 1.5924 0.05712 157 85 51 21
494 He never grasped the gravity of his situation. 1.5921 0.06217 152 88 38 26
495 They say he's a little nuts, but his anti-gravity theory is pretty convincing. 1.5915 0.05593 164 89 53 22
496 My neighbor just moved here from Australia. 1.5912 0.05797 159 88 48 23
497 His wife told me they bought it last year to flip but they've been upside-down on the mortgage ever since. 1.5912 0.06066 159 92 40 27
498 They say things should be back to normal by June. 1.5912 0.05587 159 85 54 20
499 I just hope he doesn't drop by. 1.5912 0.05533 181 102 51 28
500 You think he’ll ever fall for me? 1.5912 0.05533 181 102 51 28
501 They’re flipping the house 1.5906 0.05727 171 97 47 27
502 I hate what he's done with the place. 1.5890 0.06044 146 81 44 21
503 Did someone hit Ctrl + V by accident? 1.5890 0.05723 146 77 52 17
504 I think I'm having a reaction to my second shot. 1.5886 0.05759 158 87 49 22
505 It's annoying, but we find lots of coin change on our lawn. 1.5879 0.05112 182 96 65 21
506 If they put the pool in I’m going to lose it. 1.5878 0.05667 148 78 53 17
507 Poor guy. His world turned upside down when Covid started. 1.5875 0.05422 160 84 58 18
508 He’s trying to flip that house. 1.5874 0.06144 143 80 42 21
509 Just humour him, he thinks we are upside down. 1.5874 0.05815 143 76 50 17
510 Meet my new neighbor, M.C. Escher. 1.5870 0.04832 184 114 48 22
511 Most people see it as a metaphor 1.5867 0.06144 150 86 40 24
512 Believe it or not, it’s cheaper to build in the multiverse than to buy in Berkeley. 1.5862 0.05838 145 78 49 18
513 You ever think, maybe we’re the ones who are upside down? 1.5862 0.05162 174 91 64 19
514 It's only awkward when he offers me a drink. 1.5860 0.04870 157 84 61 12
515 Yup, ever since that trip he took to Australia- 1.5858 0.04635 169 101 50 18
516 Investors here are flipping houses like you wouldn't believe. 1.5856 0.05135 181 96 64 21
517 I sometimes wonder if it’s him or me. 1.5855 0.05635 152 81 53 18
518 We never saw eye to eye on anything, but the sex was interesting. 1.5855 0.05863 152 84 47 21
519 Guess who rakes his leaves every fall? 1.5852 0.06342 135 76 39 20
520 Velcro AstroTurf opens up so many possibilities 1.5850 0.05616 147 77 54 16
521 We really should invite him under sometime. 1.5850 0.05938 147 81 46 20
522 I wonder what happens when his reverse mortgage runs out. 1.5849 0.05803 159 89 47 23
523 There's not a single HOA law Dale hasn't broken. 1.5848 0.05732 171 98 46 27
524 Actually, Nancy, I don’t want to think about it from his perspective. 1.5845 0.05763 142 75 51 16
525 He was homesick for Sydney. 1.5839 0.06105 149 85 41 23
526 Charlie's from Australia. 1.5839 0.06324 149 88 35 26
527 I do hope he doesn't drop in. 1.5839 0.05722 149 80 51 18
528 We’d heard that he bought the property just to flip it, but we had no idea. 1.5839 0.05722 149 80 51 18
529 He and his wife had a falling out. 1.5828 0.06116 151 87 40 24
530 The new neighbors seem kind of uppity 1.5828 0.05820 151 83 48 20
531 Don't Look. He's just trying to get our attention. 1.5828 0.05508 151 81 53 17
532 He went for the reverse mortgage. 1.5828 0.05895 151 84 46 21
533 This gerrymandering is out of control 1.5827 0.06286 139 79 39 21
534 I tell you, we should look into it. George is making a killing flipping houses. 1.5822 0.06051 146 82 43 21
535 George takes social distancing to new levels. 1.5816 0.06052 141 78 44 19
536 Where did you say Susan got these brownies from again? 1.5811 0.06288 148 87 36 25
537 Apparently,Ted still hasn’t learned to use the “rotate” function on the photo app. 1.5809 0.05955 136 77 41 18
538 It has something to do with the inverted yield curve. 1.5809 0.06135 136 75 43 18
539 Yeah, he's a house flipper. 1.5804 0.05650 143 75 53 15
540 I wonder what he’s up to. 1.5804 0.05562 143 77 51 15
541 My neighbor is always dropping in. 1.5800 0.05697 150 81 51 18
542 That wasn’t normal a year ago, was it? 1.5800 0.06150 150 87 39 24
543 That one looks like a person in their yard, waving. 1.5797 0.06571 138 82 32 24
544 He looks happy... considering his world turned upside-down. 1.5782 0.05786 147 80 49 18
545 He simply doesn't get the gravity of his situation. 1.5782 0.05786 147 80 49 18
546 Hey there, what's up? 1.5779 0.05738 154 85 49 20
547 He turned the house upside down looking for that glove. 1.5772 0.05728 149 81 50 18
548 He makes a mean pineapple right side up cake. 1.5769 0.06448 130 74 37 19
549 Looks like Dave got up on the wrong side of the world this morning. 1.5769 0.06355 130 73 39 18
550 He's been trying to turn his life around. 1.5769 0.06165 130 71 43 16
551 Keep it down over there! 1.5764 0.05711 144 77 51 16
552 Nearly half the neighborhood no longer believes in science. 1.5762 0.06264 151 90 35 26
553 Our new neighbors just moved here from Australia 1.5759 0.05409 158 84 57 17
554 I regret selling my air rights. 1.5758 0.05448 165 90 55 20
555 That’s Dave — he made a fortune flipping houses. 1.5756 0.05470 172 96 53 23
556 Don't wave back or he'll think he's real. 1.5755 0.06293 139 80 38 21
557 He turned his house upside down looking for his car keys and it's been that way ever since. 1.5752 0.05843 153 86 46 21
558 Of that’s Greg, he just flipped his house last month. 1.5750 0.05918 160 93 42 25
559 He never understood what flipping a house meant. 1.5745 0.06059 141 79 43 19
560 It’s called inversion therapy 1.5745 0.05715 141 75 51 15
561 Oh, don’t mind him. He’s from a parallel universe. 1.5743 0.05760 148 81 49 18
562 That's Steve. He's a gravity denier. 1.5732 0.05742 164 94 46 24
563 He's alright for a Republican, even if he doesn't know which end is up. 1.5725 0.06133 131 72 43 16
564 We warned them not to get a reverse mortgage. 1.5725 0.05987 138 76 45 17
565 He comes from the land down under. 1.5724 0.05769 145 79 49 17
566 I don't think they can have a pool. 1.5723 0.05745 159 90 47 22
567 That's Escher, our new neighbor. 1.5704 0.06268 135 77 39 19
568 I told you to eat only one of those cannabis chocolates dear. 1.5696 0.05775 158 90 46 22
569 Sold him my air rights 1.5695 0.05831 151 85 46 20
570 To be honest, I'm not understanding the gravity of the situation. 1.5694 0.05885 144 80 46 18
571 My new neighbor - second time this year that house turned over. 1.5694 0.05801 144 79 48 17
572 That's Joe, he flips houses 1.5693 0.05749 137 73 50 14
573 When Hank said his whole life had turned upside down, he really meant it, didn't he? 1.5692 0.05975 130 70 46 14
574 It’s okay with me, it’s his reality. 1.5685 0.05576 146 78 53 15
575 It’s obviously an Airbnb 1.5682 0.06196 132 74 41 17
576 It's not that I don't love him anymore, it's just his incessant hovering. 1.5680 0.06459 125 71 37 17
577 If he thinks we’re raking his leaves this fall he’s crazy. 1.5674 0.05809 141 77 48 16
578 Don’t wave back Wanda, he falls for every girl he meets. 1.5669 0.06081 127 69 44 14
579 Did he just ask us, ‘What’s up?’ 1.5667 0.05939 150 86 43 21
580 It gets a real messy when their gardener shows up. 1.5664 0.06001 143 81 43 19
581 He's from Australia 1.5662 0.06409 136 80 35 21
582 This fence is worthless 1.5658 0.05729 152 85 48 19
583 Don't invite him over. He always spills his drink. 1.5649 0.05945 131 71 46 14
584 I see your point, but after this year, who can tell what "normal" is any more? 1.5649 0.05745 131 69 50 12
585 Great. Now I'll have to make the fence taller. 1.5647 0.05136 170 91 62 17
586 He said he was getting a reverse mortgage! 1.5643 0.06348 140 83 35 22
587 It's all good until he waters his lawn. 1.5643 0.05754 140 76 49 15
588 Keep ignoring him,I want to see what else he has up his sleeve. 1.5638 0.05818 149 84 46 19
589 Oh, he's anti-everything. 1.5638 0.05818 149 84 46 19
590 I'm bringing a pineapple upside-down cake to their housewarming. 1.5635 0.06424 126 72 37 17
591 ‘He’s looking down on us again.’ 1.5635 0.05800 126 69 45 12
592 What did you put in this ice tea ? 1.5633 0.05849 158 92 43 23
593 Ever since Ted came back from Australia there's something different about him. 1.5630 0.05624 135 71 52 12
594 Big mistake selling air rights to the Eschers. 1.5630 0.06004 135 75 44 16
595 I just hope he isn’t cutting the grass again. 1.5625 0.05550 144 79 50 15
596 I told you things have become to polarized. 1.5625 0.05890 144 81 45 18
597 I told you there is something wrong with our new neighbor from Australia 1.5622 0.05242 185 105 56 24
598 That’s our neighbor, Doug. He’s friendly—albeit, a bit over the top. 1.5620 0.05756 137 74 49 14
599 When he leaves check the lawn for coins. 1.5620 0.06417 121 68 38 15
600 You see that too, right? 1.5610 0.06125 123 67 43 13
601 Oh, dear, Mr. Schrödinger’s gone and lost his cat again. 1.5606 0.06202 132 75 40 17
602 That’s our new neighbour. He’s Australian. 1.5605 0.05668 157 89 48 20
603 They seem nice, but I'm afraid they'll just drop in anytime. 1.5603 0.06512 116 65 37 14
604 He's actually made a lot of money flipping houses. 1.5603 0.05547 141 78 49 14
605 Let's see him try to mansplain this. 1.5594 0.05840 143 80 46 17
606 Try and look on the upside. 1.5594 0.06006 143 82 42 19
607 It feels like it’s a hundred and eighty degrees out here. 1.5594 0.06168 143 84 38 21
608 We’ve never had the same perspective. 1.5594 0.05755 143 79 48 16
609 The H.O.A. will be hearing about this 1.5594 0.05492 143 90 38 15
610 Great place, but the builder had issues with overhead 1.5593 0.05963 118 62 46 10
611 Think he ever gets tired of saying "hello down there?" 1.5581 0.06118 129 72 42 15
612 He says he doesn't believe in "science." 1.5581 0.06217 129 73 40 16
613 'You wouldn't believe the amount of spare change I get.' 1.5575 0.06402 113 62 39 12
614 Nathan still doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation 1.5575 0.05435 174 104 45 25
615 Stalagmite or stalactite? I can never remember which. 1.5574 0.06165 122 67 42 13
616 When you told me last week ‘your life had been turned upside down’ I never dreamed you meant literally 1.5574 0.06381 122 69 38 15
617 He's always talking down to us. 1.5565 0.05873 124 66 47 11
618 Their pineapple upside down cake is out of this world. 1.5565 0.06407 124 71 37 16
619 It’s not what I thought of when I hoped for someone to turn my world upside down. 1.5556 0.06915 117 70 29 18
620 Welcome to Australia! 1.5549 0.05350 164 91 55 18
621 That guy looks down on everyone. 1.5549 0.05136 164 99 48 17
622 He makes his money flipping properties. 1.5547 0.06056 128 71 43 14
623 I haven't seen your kid's bike but I think your car keys are on our roof. 1.5546 0.06393 119 67 38 14
624 Sometimes he just drops in. 1.5537 0.06093 121 68 40 13
625 ¡sɹoqɥƃᴉǝN 'ǝɹǝɥʇ ʎoɥ∀ 1.5537 0.06838 121 73 29 19
626 Nice guy, but he kind of ruined sunbathing for us 1.5537 0.05979 121 67 42 12
627 I guess his reverse mortgage was finally approved. 1.5533 0.05478 150 82 53 15
628 Wrong mushrooms in the salad again, Jennifer? 1.5532 0.05991 141 81 42 18
629 He tends to drop in unexpectedly. 1.5530 0.06207 132 76 39 17
630 Good Fences make good neighbors but this one makes them surreal . 1.5528 0.04926 123 74 38 11
631 Is that what a reverse mortgage brings? 1.5528 0.05566 161 92 49 20
632 Funny thing -- He says we're the ones who are upside down! 1.5522 0.05857 134 74 46 14
633 The grass is straighter on the other side too. 1.5520 0.06269 125 71 39 15
634 How much do you think he paid for the air rights? 1.5520 0.06471 125 73 35 17
635 The upside is, no down payment 1.5517 0.06519 116 66 36 14
636 Try to ignore him or he’ll hang around all afternoon. 1.5515 0.05887 136 76 45 15
637 I think he's starting to fall for you. 1.5511 0.05208 176 99 57 20
638 Just smile and be neighborly. His world’s been turned upside down. 1.5510 0.05391 147 79 55 13
639 I heard that this is one of the side effects of the vaccine 1.5510 0.05726 147 89 40 18
640 That’s my neighbor Zeus. He looks down on everybody. 1.5505 0.04606 109 67 35 7
641 Guy was a bat in another life. 1.5495 0.06618 111 63 35 13
642 ever since he got his second Covid shot, He thinks he’s free to do anything he wants 1.5492 0.06279 122 69 39 14
643 That cloud looks like my neighbor. 1.5492 0.06491 122 71 35 16
644 « They’re operating on an entirely different set of facts » 1.5492 0.05595 122 75 34 13
645 I'm thinking about baking an upside-down cake to welcome the new neighbor. 1.5489 0.05695 133 72 49 12
646 Hey! What's up? 1.5487 0.06284 113 62 40 11
647 Our new neighbor is Australian. 1.5486 0.05732 144 81 47 16
648 He can come down here if he wants to talk. 1.5484 0.05989 124 68 44 12
649 I mean you have to feel bad for the guy. His world is literally turned upside down! 1.5481 0.06014 135 77 42 16
650 It all started with a sideways glance. 1.5476 0.05702 126 67 49 10
651 He's surprisingly down to earth 1.5474 0.05766 137 76 47 14
652 We’ve finally given up the pretense of common ground. 1.5474 0.05858 137 77 45 15
653 at least he's wearing clothes today 1.5472 0.06982 106 62 30 14
654 He's pleasant enough but he's always looking down on people. 1.5468 0.05796 139 78 46 15
655 Let’s see what happens when he pours a drink 1.5463 0.07009 108 64 29 15
656 It's cool and all, but his damned leaves end up in my yard. 1.5462 0.06287 119 67 39 13
657 We decided that a good school district was more important than the laws of physics. 1.5462 0.06172 119 66 41 12
658 You let one Aussie move in, and there goes the whole neighborhood. 1.5462 0.06378 130 77 35 18
659 He drops in all the time. 1.5462 0.05580 130 69 51 10
660 And I thought 2020 was an upside down, unique year! 1.5462 0.05135 130 83 34 13
661 The neighborhood hasn't been the same since the Eschers moved next door. 1.5462 0.06471 130 78 33 19
662 It's OK,he's Australian. 1.5461 0.05742 152 88 45 19
663 He's nice enough. But we just don't see eye to eye. 1.5455 0.05984 121 66 44 11
664 I thought the alternate universe was only a concept. 1.5455 0.05501 143 87 40 16
665 I hate it when the planets get this close. 1.5455 0.06118 132 76 40 16
666 I hope the housing market doesn’t crash. 1.5448 0.05705 145 82 47 16
667 I made $200 last year just picking up his pocket change every time he mowed his lawn. 1.5448 0.06050 134 77 41 16
668 You know, I think Ned was right, there is something special about this new green tea he sent us. 1.5447 0.06454 123 72 35 16
669 That’s nothing. He’s a Republican. 1.5447 0.06350 123 71 37 15
670 Your turn to pick up his hat. 1.5440 0.05848 125 76 36 13
671 I can't believe that house finally sold. 1.5433 0.05995 127 71 43 13
672 Nice guy, but he has a complete different perspective on things. 1.5425 0.05485 153 86 51 16
673 Bill took social distancing to the next dimension. 1.5421 0.06677 107 61 34 12
674 Since the pandemic,my whole world has been turned upside down. 1.5420 0.05961 131 76 40 15
675 His mortgage is upside down. 1.5420 0.05862 131 73 45 13
676 I didn't ask when he moved in, and now it would just seem rude. 1.5417 0.06684 120 74 28 18
677 Poor guy. His life was really turned upside down after Margie passed. 1.5417 0.06138 120 67 41 12
678 I just want to meet someone who's more grounded. 1.5414 0.05459 157 89 51 17
679 Hi Bob! Did you drop something ? 1.5410 0.05837 122 66 46 10
680 You were right. Awesome mushrooms. 1.5410 0.07094 122 78 22 22
681 I liked the parallel universe better when it was a theoretical construct. 1.5404 0.05359 161 91 53 17
682 And he still paid $50k over the asking price for it. 1.5403 0.06314 124 72 37 15
683 You should see the swimming pool. 1.5403 0.06314 124 72 37 15
684 What exactly was in this lemonade? 1.5391 0.06569 115 67 34 14
685 I can't put my finger on it, but something tells me our new neighbor is Australian. 1.5391 0.06166 128 74 39 15
686 You know, when the world rights itself, we should have him over for drinks. 1.5391 0.06166 128 74 39 15
687 Maybe we should have him under for dinner. 1.5385 0.06708 117 70 31 16
688 We've agreed to disagree. 1.5385 0.05897 130 73 44 13
689 I don’t know if he’s waving hello or goodbye. 1.5385 0.06099 104 55 42 7
690 I told you he would appreciate the pineapple right side up cake! 1.5385 0.06485 117 68 35 14
691 I do not believe Isaac has calculated the gravity of his situation yet. 1.5385 0.06708 117 70 31 16
692 Does it really matter which of us is wrong side up? 1.5379 0.06027 132 76 41 15
693 He’s just flipping the house; he won’t stay. 1.5379 0.05832 132 74 45 13
694 That's our new Australian neighbor. 1.5378 0.05697 119 63 48 8
695 What's in this drink? Can you get more? 1.5378 0.06622 119 71 32 16
696 So much for good fences. 1.5377 0.06988 106 63 29 14
697 I see Jeff’s mansplaining anti-gravity again. 1.5377 0.07364 106 66 23 17
698 I don't think that was a cup of sugar. 1.5370 0.05798 108 70 29 9
699 You think that’s scary? It might be us. 1.5368 0.06341 136 83 33 20
700 He's not wearing pants. 1.5366 0.06354 123 72 36 15
701 You see it too? How much of that stuff did we smoke? 1.5366 0.06354 123 72 36 15
702 It's a nightmare every time he mows his lawn. 1.5366 0.06354 123 72 36 15
703 Our neighbor, John, is in the process of flipping his house... 1.5366 0.06354 123 72 36 15
704 Good morning Mr. Escher. 1.5360 0.06380 125 74 35 16
705 Inversion therapy. 1.5357 0.06333 112 63 38 11
706 Well, if you turn the magazine around, we're the ones who are upside down. 1.5357 0.06459 112 64 36 12
707 He got caught up with reverse mortgages. 1.5345 0.06865 116 71 28 17
708 He told me I turn his world upside-down. So I said, "Prove it!" 1.5340 0.06590 103 58 35 10
709 This social distance thing has gotten weird. 1.5324 0.05980 139 82 40 17
710 We really should bring this up at the next HOA meeting. 1.5324 0.05713 139 79 46 14
711 He flipped when his wife left. 1.5323 0.05998 124 70 42 12
712 When we separated, we divided the lot in two. He got the air space part of the lot. 1.5317 0.05821 126 70 45 11
713 ‘It’s Larry in the Sky with Diamonds!’ 1.5317 0.05711 126 79 34 13
714 My ex will do anything to get my attention! 1.5315 0.05840 111 66 36 9
715 I love having neighbors with different perspectives 1.5312 0.06268 128 76 36 16
716 The nice thing is, he never has to clean his gutters.. 1.5308 0.05798 130 73 45 12
717 Did I introduce you to my new neighbor Mr. Escher? 1.5304 0.06573 115 68 33 14
718 And God, I don't wanna know how he pees.... 1.5304 0.06688 115 69 31 15
719 G'day mate! 1.5303 0.05835 132 75 44 13
720 Look, I told you he's always hanging around. 1.5303 0.05207 132 80 42 10
721 It's passover 1.5300 0.07447 100 62 23 15
722 he's a fucking republican, don't engage. 1.5299 0.06821 117 72 28 17
723 I just feel like he is always looking down at us. 1.5294 0.05990 136 80 40 16
724 The new normal looks weird. 1.5290 0.05666 155 92 44 19
725 A year ago I’d have been surprised. 1.5280 0.05856 125 70 44 11
726 He’s just always hanging around his yard. 1.5280 0.05856 125 70 44 11
727 Neighborhood watch gone too far. 1.5276 0.05897 127 72 43 12
728 „I think he is bipolar.“ 1.5268 0.05807 112 72 30 10
729 It must be tough to adjust when you move from Australia. 1.5263 0.05998 133 78 40 15
730 I wonder if we should tell him he’s on mute and his camera is upside down? 1.5263 0.06379 114 66 36 12
731 When I said we should have the neighbors over this isn't what I had in mind. 1.5263 0.06131 114 64 40 10
732 If I liked my neighbor more, I’d invite him to drop in. 1.5259 0.05932 135 79 41 15
733 He’s never been able to settle down. 1.5259 0.06056 116 65 41 10
734 I am so sick of his crap falling in our yard. 1.5259 0.06532 116 69 33 14
735 They're building everywhere now. 1.5259 0.06299 116 67 37 12
736 That our new neighbor - but he only bought the house to flip it! 1.5248 0.06979 101 60 29 12
737 I guess to him, it’s just pineapple cake. 1.5248 0.06835 101 59 31 11
738 'Lo there! 1.5243 0.06737 103 60 32 11
739 It just creeps me out every time he waves over the fence like that. 1.5243 0.05989 103 55 42 6
740 I think he's about to drop over again. 1.5243 0.06737 103 62 29 12
741 He keeps trying to sell me on a reverse mortgage. 1.5242 0.06525 124 76 31 17
742 Great. Look who’s about to drop in. 1.5242 0.06320 124 74 35 15
743 My neighbor flips houses. 1.5238 0.06643 105 61 33 11
744 He seems friendly, but he's always looking down on us. 1.5231 0.05484 130 71 50 9
745 'So help me, the next time he asks if I've seen his keys...' 1.5229 0.06594 109 64 33 12
746 Escher is up to his old tricks. 1.5229 0.06594 109 64 33 12
747 Different? Sure. But if the earth's magnetic poles flip, Ed's home value will skyrocket. 1.5227 0.05936 132 77 41 14
748 We can't both be right! 1.5225 0.06507 111 65 34 12
749 We just don’t see eye to eye anymore 1.5225 0.06380 111 64 36 11
750 I love your mushroom ice tea... 1.5224 0.05775 134 77 44 13
751 Nice perspective but boy do they have plumbing problems! 1.5221 0.06042 113 75 24 14
752 He's flipping his property just to stay afloat. 1.5221 0.05909 113 62 43 8
753 I tend to just ignore our neighborhood science deniers. 1.5221 0.06663 113 68 31 14
754 The weatherman said there was a chance of Fred. 1.5217 0.06576 115 69 32 14
755 He's a good guy, but Australians have their quirks. 1.5217 0.06218 115 66 38 11
756 Maybe we’re wrong. 1.5210 0.06184 119 69 38 12
757 Two more drinks and he'll be upright! 1.5210 0.06184 119 69 38 12
758 I get why you'd said he's a little different 1.5207 0.04993 121 79 32 10
759 It's an optical illusion. He's really not waving. 1.5200 0.05634 125 69 47 9
760 Wonder if he’ll ever get his life turned around. 1.5196 0.07068 102 62 27 13
761 There goes the neighborhood. 1.5192 0.07098 104 64 26 14
762 He's really a swell guy. I keep hoping he'll fall for me. 1.5191 0.05563 131 73 48 10
763 Everyone’s entitled to their own perspective 1.5191 0.06068 131 78 38 15
764 I feel George is always looking down on me. 1.5189 0.04876 106 68 31 7
765 We should get an Umbrella. Just in case he decides to pee 1.5189 0.07370 106 68 21 17
766 He’s an OK neighbor but his views are pretty much the opposite of mine. 1.5185 0.06375 108 62 36 10
767 This brings a whole new meaning to neighborhood watch. 1.5182 0.06158 110 62 39 9
768 Are you sure this is non-alcoholic? 1.5175 0.06134 114 65 39 10
769 Oh, by the way, meet my new Australian neighbour 1.5169 0.06672 118 73 29 16
770 Don't worry, he'll turn up. 1.5169 0.06780 118 74 27 17
771 Is that a high five . 1.5169 0.06106 118 68 39 11
772 His pineapple upside-down cake is out of this world! 1.5168 0.05602 149 88 45 16
773 Was that an Australian accent? 1.5167 0.05796 120 67 44 9
774 I can only imagine how he voted 1.5164 0.06074 122 71 39 12
775 He said he was a theoretical physicist. 1.5164 0.05962 122 70 41 11
776 Do you want to tell him or should I? 1.5159 0.05253 126 76 40 10
777 I just think you have to draw a line somewhere about what you are going to worry about. Know what I mean? 1.5156 0.06370 128 79 32 17
778 Hey Craig, come down and pick up your dog's poop from our lawn 1.5155 0.07197 97 59 26 12
779 Let me guess -- you dropped your keys in my yard again? 1.5149 0.06542 101 58 34 9
780 I'm not sure the new normal is working for me. 1.5146 0.06302 103 58 37 8
781 I told him when he got that mortgage he'd be upside down. 1.5146 0.06452 103 59 35 9
782 Wow, when they said an asteroid would be passing close to Earth today, they weren’t kidding! 1.5143 0.06916 105 64 28 13
783 Nice family, I think they're Australian 1.5143 0.06646 105 62 32 11
784 he's nice but not my type- just not grounded enough 1.5143 0.06646 105 62 32 11
785 We planted daisies, so of course he had to plant upsadaisies. 1.5140 0.06946 107 66 27 14
786 I probably don't have to tell you how they voted. 1.5140 0.06946 107 66 27 14
787 Remember when gravity was relevant? 1.5138 0.06597 109 65 32 12
788 If you say 'New Normal' , I'm outta here. 1.5138 0.06850 109 67 28 14
789 Australians are so friendly! 1.5135 0.06634 111 67 31 13
790 He seems like a nice neighbor but sometimes I don't like the way he looks at me. 1.5128 0.06379 117 70 34 13
791 He thinks gravity is fake news. 1.5126 0.06522 119 73 31 15
792 Is his world upside down, or is ours? 1.5122 0.05699 123 77 34 12
793 How high are you right now? 1.5122 0.06362 123 75 33 15
794 We take turns in this time-space share! 1.5120 0.04343 125 88 29 8
795 So much for sunbathing this summer. 1.5104 0.07404 96 60 23 13
796 Top of the morning to you too! 1.5102 0.06993 98 59 28 11
797 Oh, that’s our new neighbor. Just moved here from Australia. 1.5102 0.06993 98 59 28 11
798 He voted for Trump 1.5098 0.07070 102 63 26 13
799 And now he's getting a swimming pool. 1.5096 0.06552 104 61 33 10
800 I’ve heard of flipping houses, but this is ridiculous. 1.5096 0.06261 104 59 37 8
801 I guess it is an improvement ... he used to be a Flat-Earther. 1.5094 0.06867 106 65 28 13
802 We all have our ups and downs now and then. 1.5094 0.06463 106 62 34 10
803 I'm just glad he doesn't have a sprinkler system." 1.5094 0.06463 106 62 34 10
804 ?robhgien wen rou tem uoy evaH 1.5093 0.06643 108 65 31 12
805 I told you he’d never flip it. 1.5093 0.06240 108 62 37 9
806 See, I told you Republicans and Democrats can get along. We just have slightly different perspectives on things. 1.5093 0.06511 108 64 33 11
807 I didn't realize our parallel universe would be perpendicular, too. 1.5091 0.06925 110 69 26 15
808 He’s an ok neighbor...could be a little more down to earth. 1.5091 0.06925 110 69 26 15
809 Bob moved up here from Australia. 1.5089 0.06341 112 66 35 11
810 Meteorologists call it an inversion. 1.5086 0.06536 116 71 31 14
811 Give a man a mirror and he'll see himself. Teach him to build a set of parabolic ones, and he'll think he's hilarious for the rest of his life. 1.5085 0.06340 118 71 34 13
812 The restraining order still applies Charles! 1.5083 0.06694 120 76 27 17
813 yes he's friendly and seems nice, but he"ll move on as soon as he flips the place. 1.5083 0.06482 120 74 31 15
814 Once he decided the pandemic was fake, he figured gravity must be, too. 1.5078 0.06175 128 78 35 15
815 It's amazing how things really turned around for him! 1.5071 0.05690 140 85 40 15
816 What kind of mushroom omelet did you say? 1.5056 0.07169 89 53 27 9
817 Nice buzz. What is this again? 1.5055 0.07715 91 61 16 14
818 It’s the waving that creeps me out. 1.5053 0.07157 95 58 26 11
819 That’s Joe. He’ll probably drop by soon. 1.5051 0.06941 99 60 28 11
820 I didn’t realize that this was one of the side affects! 1.5051 0.06791 99 61 27 11
821 Seriously, how does he keep his gutters so clean? 1.5050 0.06693 101 60 31 10
822 Nice guy, but he’s always dropping in unannounced. 1.5048 0.06071 105 59 39 7
823 Wonder where he gets his shoes? 1.5047 0.06948 107 67 26 14
824 His infringing advancements defy physics. 1.5046 0.05152 109 70 32 7
825 The pandemic has really changed my perspective on everything. 1.5046 0.06200 109 65 34 10
826 So far all he does is wave. I just hope he doesn't decide to drop in. 1.5045 0.06383 111 66 34 11
827 G'day might? What on earth does he even mean? 1.5044 0.06301 113 67 35 11
828 The Johnsons take flipping houses to the next level. 1.5042 0.06413 119 73 32 14
829 Different dimension but our kids are in the same school district if you can believe it. 1.5041 0.05700 123 70 44 9
830 Evidently, he's fine with the vaccine side effects. 1.5040 0.05861 125 73 41 11
831 Oh, that's just our new neighbor from Australia. 1.5035 0.05861 143 88 38 17
832 Just ignore him, he'll blow away. 1.5000 0.06425 110 66 33 11
833 I heard he was upside down on his mortgage, but things must be worse than I thought. 1.5000 0.06504 114 72 28 14
834 Whoa! this isn't regular store bought whiskey we're drinking, is it? 1.5000 0.07675 94 61 19 14
835 He's enjoying his reverse mortgage. 1.5000 0.06202 130 81 33 16
836 Oh! That's my new neighbor. He's Australian. 1.5000 0.06890 94 58 26 10
837 It's just impossible keeping upside-down with the Jones'. 1.5000 0.06261 114 68 35 11
838 It’s a nice house, but they spend a fortune on Velcro. 1.5000 0.07111 90 54 27 9
839 You're right, our world has turned upside down. 1.5000 0.05923 96 60 29 7
840 That's the neighbor who lets his leaves blow into our yard every fall. 1.5000 0.06364 98 56 35 7
841 After a year of COVID, he finally flipped. 1.5000 0.06409 104 61 34 9
842 Look who thinks he's above the law of gravity. 1.5000 0.06550 94 54 33 7
843 Looks like Harry's reality check bounced again. 1.5000 0.06507 122 77 29 16
844 Ever since he lost his job, the dog ran away, and I moved in with you, his world’s been, well ... 1.5000 0.06868 106 66 27 13
845 You ever think that WE’RE the ones upside down? 1.5000 0.05917 120 73 36 11
846 Well it's better now...he was underwater but then he got a reverse mortgage. 1.4963 0.05551 135 81 42 12
847 I see that your Australian neighbours are still having issues settling in. 1.4961 0.05732 129 79 38 12
848 New neighbor. Says his name is Escher. 1.4959 0.06569 123 79 27 17
849 Great neighbor—I’ve already collected $1.76 in loose change. 1.4958 0.06738 119 77 25 17
850 But try seeing it from his point of view. 1.4954 0.06468 109 66 32 11
851 I really hope he doesn't have a dog. 1.4953 0.06420 107 64 33 10
852 Trying to relax, Jerry. What's up with you? 1.4952 0.07048 105 67 24 14
853 Come on Steve, you know warping reality is an HOA violation. 1.4951 0.06453 103 61 33 9
854 Don't look at him, Jill. He's delusional. 1.4950 0.07261 101 65 22 14
855 Or are we upside down. 1.4950 0.07123 101 64 24 13
856 The second Covid shot is supposed to have less intense side effects. 1.4949 0.06320 99 57 35 7
857 It’s going to take some time to get used to this ‘new normal’ thing. 1.4948 0.06409 97 56 34 7
858 Tim's always been friendly, but he lives in another world. 1.4947 0.06999 95 58 27 10
859 Shall we tell him? 1.4947 0.06837 95 59 26 10
860 Some guys will do anything for attention. 1.4944 0.06214 89 49 36 4
861 G'day neighbours! 1.4944 0.06803 89 52 30 7
862 After the divorce, his world turned upside down. 1.4943 0.07470 87 54 23 10
863 He has no idea. Just smile and nod 1.4943 0.06514 87 51 30 6
864 Don't wave, it will just encourage him. 1.4941 0.06824 85 49 30 6
865 I’m vaccinated. How are you guys doing? 1.4940 0.07545 83 51 23 9
866 We argue so much that we can't even agree on what's up and what's down. 1.4926 0.05995 136 85 35 16
867 His biggest mistake was the above-ground pool. 1.4925 0.05375 134 80 44 10
868 When you live in intersecting binary parallel inverted universes no one tells you that you can look right into each other's shower. 1.4923 0.05151 130 86 31 13
869 I was trying out that mirror image feature on Zoom and now I can't get it to go back. 1.4922 0.05763 128 76 41 11
870 Jokes on us. We're on a flood plain. 1.4915 0.05987 118 80 25 13
871 Our neighbor from parallel universe. 1.4914 0.05677 116 66 43 7
872 Nice enough but we just don’t see eye to eye. 1.4911 0.05949 112 65 39 8
873 He’s up to something. He’s not usually that friendly. 1.4907 0.06643 108 67 29 12
874 Hey look at that Helen, he's not wearing his mask again. 1.4907 0.06643 108 67 29 12
875 He makes the best pineapple upside down cake 1.4906 0.06463 106 64 32 10
876 He’s got opposing views. 1.4904 0.06261 104 61 35 8
877 Don't mind Marv- he just moved here from Australia. 1.4904 0.06408 104 62 33 9
878 Do you think he knows we're upside down? 1.4902 0.06645 102 62 30 10
879 Our new neighbor seems really friendly. We should hang with him sometime. 1.4900 0.06741 100 61 29 10
880 His floors must be spotless. 1.4900 0.06435 100 59 33 8
881 I guess no one wears a mask anymore. 1.4898 0.07142 98 62 24 12
882 Or is he asking for help? 1.4894 0.05808 94 57 31 6
883 Is he waving hi or bye? I can't tell if he's coming or going. 1.4894 0.07053 94 58 26 10
884 Oh great—another Airbnb. 1.4894 0.06549 94 55 32 7
885 He thinks he's right-side up, but the artist's signature on my lawn tells a different story. 1.4891 0.07331 92 58 23 11
886 On the plus side, their property taxes are quite reasonable. 1.4889 0.07110 90 55 26 9
887 It's that damn alternate universe guy again. Don't wave. 1.4889 0.06562 90 52 32 6
888 He acts friendly, but looks down on us. 1.4889 0.06932 90 54 28 8
889 That must be the other America we keep hearing about. 1.4884 0.07534 86 54 22 10
890 More than six feet away? It's all good. 1.4881 0.06879 84 49 29 6
891 Brings a whole new meaning to split level. 1.4881 0.07284 84 51 25 8
892 So much for microdosing 1.4881 0.07667 84 53 21 10
893 It's always me that has to get his cat out of his tree. 1.4878 0.07808 82 52 20 10
894 If this guys asks me 'how's it hanging?' one more time I'm going lose it. 1.4875 0.07114 80 47 27 6
895 I guess he was serious about backing up everything in the cloud. 1.4872 0.06253 78 42 34 2
896 I think we’re going to need a taller fence. 1.4862 0.06198 109 65 35 9
897 How could he be upside down in this market? 1.4860 0.06555 107 66 30 11
898 Looks like Jim took out a reverse mortgage. 1.4857 0.06646 105 65 29 11
899 Gosh, this country’s getting really polarized. 1.4854 0.06302 103 61 34 8
900 I got to be there when he puts in a pool. 1.4845 0.06734 97 59 29 9
901 He's hoping to flip the property. 1.4845 0.06237 97 56 35 6
902 The odd thing is, he's not even the weirdist person I know. 1.4845 0.06892 97 60 27 10
903 Don't let me get behind the wheel 1.4845 0.06734 97 59 29 9
904 What kind of mushrooms did you say were on that pizza? 1.4845 0.07197 97 62 23 12
905 I keep asking him to get that fixed 1.4842 0.06670 95 57 30 8
906 Oh, they don't believe in science. 1.4842 0.06670 95 57 30 8
907 Do you think he wants to drop in? 1.4839 0.06941 93 57 27 9
908 Ignore him. He doesn't believe in gravity. 1.4835 0.07052 91 56 26 9
909 Have you met Mr Escher, who’s just moved in upstairs, or is it downstairs? 1.4835 0.06876 91 55 28 8
910 I literally can't believe the city let them build there. 1.4835 0.07223 91 57 24 10
911 Exactly what was in that upside-down cake? 1.4835 0.07052 91 58 23 10
912 Don't wave. He'll think he can drop in. 1.4833 0.06033 120 73 36 11
913 The past year really DID turn the world upside down! 1.4831 0.05480 118 82 26 10
914 It's been that kind of year. 1.4828 0.07101 87 53 26 8
915 It's just an optical intrusion. 1.4828 0.06760 116 76 24 16
916 He's a bit over the top sometimes. 1.4828 0.04971 116 73 36 7
917 Apparently there's an anomaly in the space-time continuum, and a loophole in local zoning regulations. 1.4825 0.06259 114 70 33 11
918 We decided to flip the house after all! 1.4825 0.06006 114 68 37 9
919 All he needs now is a reverse mortgage. 1.4821 0.06081 112 73 28 11
920 I've been thinking of having him over. 1.4819 0.06719 83 48 30 5
921 He’s cute, but I’m ignoring him until he puts on a mask. 1.4818 0.06678 110 70 27 13
922 Hey, Trump is no longer president. You can return to normal side up now! 1.4818 0.06423 110 68 31 11
923 There's been a lot of turnover in the neighborhood recently. 1.4815 0.07680 81 51 21 9
924 Don't look. It only encourages him. 1.4811 0.06461 106 68 27 11
925 My neighbor got a reverse mortgage from Acme Lending Co. 1.4811 0.06733 106 67 27 12
926 Things have been pretty topsy-turvy since Mr. Echer moved into the neighborhood. 1.4811 0.06461 106 65 31 10
927 He's still clinging to alternative facts. 1.4811 0.06599 106 66 29 11
928 He doesn’t believe in gravity. 1.4811 0.06461 106 65 31 10
929 Bob’s high again! 1.4808 0.06829 104 66 26 12
930 Yeah, but at least his barbecue smoke stays up there too. 1.4806 0.05729 129 78 40 11
931 Jeez, Bob’s life has really turned upside down since his wife left him. 1.4803 0.05460 127 74 45 8
932 After four years of Trump's nonsense, merely having to deal with serious breeches and folds in the space/time continuum seems like a relief. 1.4800 0.06284 125 80 30 15
933 Oh Hi Bill, how's it hanging? 1.4800 0.06432 100 60 32 8
934 Ever since that alternate universe appeared, there is zero privacy. 1.4796 0.06683 98 62 26 10
935 I'd like to see them gerrymander this. 1.4796 0.07429 98 65 19 14
936 Good morning, Herr Escher. 1.4796 0.07140 98 63 23 12
937 Air rights. We didn't read the fine print. 1.4796 0.06524 98 59 31 8
938 Let's just hope he pees sitting down! 1.4796 0.07140 98 63 23 12
939 Honestly, even if he was the last guy in the parallel universe, I'm just not interested. 1.4792 0.06619 96 58 30 8
940 I don't think he appreciates the gravity of his situation. 1.4787 0.06718 94 57 29 8
941 But nobody ever tells you about the grass ceiling. 1.4787 0.07051 94 59 25 10
942 Remind me to sign that petition against housing density. 1.4778 0.06365 90 52 33 5
943 That's our neighbor, Rand Paul, he lives in an alternate universe. 1.4778 0.07107 90 56 25 9
944 Apparently, the world does revolve around you. 1.4778 0.06746 90 54 29 7
945 Looks like Bob finally flipped. 1.4778 0.06746 90 54 29 7
946 Now, he’s got a seriously upside-down mortgage. 1.4773 0.06853 88 53 28 7
947 He thinks we're the ones upside down. 1.4773 0.07224 88 55 24 9
948 He just has to tell everyone he’s an “Inception” architect. 1.4771 0.06464 109 68 30 11
949 The world really has turned upside down since Coronavirus. 1.4767 0.06348 86 60 19 7
950 What is he doing with his right hand? 1.4767 0.07710 86 56 19 11
951 I heard he moved here from Australia... 1.4766 0.06277 107 65 33 9
952 Shut your eyes, here comes his brother in a kilt. 1.4766 0.06685 107 68 27 12
953 Oh, that’s just our “conspiracy theory” neighbor. He recently decided that gravity is a hoax. And I gotta say, he makes some good points. 1.4766 0.06135 107 64 35 8
954 I heard he turned his life around. 1.4766 0.06685 107 68 27 12
955 Hopefully, he doesn't decide to cut the grass. 1.4766 0.06135 107 64 35 8
956 I hate it when Jeff drops in unannounced. 1.4762 0.07475 84 53 22 9
957 After 2020... This isn't so bad. 1.4762 0.07475 84 53 22 9
958 -We don't see eye to eye but I look up to him. 1.4762 0.07849 84 55 18 11
959 Bob's turned up. 1.4762 0.07280 84 54 21 9
960 When does our balloon mortgage kick in? 1.4756 0.07609 82 52 21 9
961 Maybe we're the ones who are upside-down? 1.4756 0.07202 82 50 25 7
962 Just another Trumper living in his world of "alternative facts..." 1.4752 0.06689 101 67 22 12
963 He’s always saying he’ll drop by. 1.4752 0.06386 101 61 32 8
964 Mark's lawn is exceptionally nice, for someone who never gets rain. 1.4750 0.07542 80 50 22 8
965 What doesn’t he get about the gravity of the situation? 1.4747 0.07084 99 64 23 12
966 Well, the end of single-family zoning does have surprising consequences. 1.4747 0.06476 99 60 31 8
967 It was a mistake moving to Levitationtown. 1.4747 0.06787 99 62 27 10
968 The neighbor just flipped his house. 1.4744 0.07002 78 46 27 5
969 The pandemic has turnd our entire world upside down! 1.4744 0.07463 78 48 23 7
970 He has a different view of the world" 1.4742 0.06888 97 61 26 10
971 Don’t make eye contact or he’ll ask you to play frisbee with him. 1.4737 0.06666 95 58 29 8
972 So I told the genie, I wish I had friends I could look up to. 1.4737 0.06616 76 43 30 3
973 I keep having this feeling...that things are finally turning around. 1.4737 0.05568 95 63 26 6
974 The neighborhood is changing. 1.4731 0.06592 93 56 30 7
975 This is going to be one hell of a property line dispute. 1.4731 0.06767 93 57 28 8
976 That’s Tom, he’s just moved into number 69. 1.4727 0.06155 110 67 34 9
977 I'm more than ready to get back to the old normal. 1.4727 0.06018 110 66 36 8
978 Our new next door neighbor is Australian. 1.4725 0.06872 91 56 27 8
979 No. No side effects I can think of. 1.4725 0.06507 91 54 31 6
980 He is cute but we are polar opposites 1.4725 0.06317 91 53 33 5
981 That cloud reminds me of a mask-less man in the suburbs. 1.4725 0.07550 91 60 19 12
982 Simple trick. It's done with mirrors. 1.4719 0.06606 89 53 30 6
983 Explains why he votes for the other party. 1.4719 0.07163 89 56 24 9
984 And his bathtub drain swirls counter-clockwise. 1.4719 0.07339 89 57 22 10
985 the technology didn't exist when we sold the air rights 1.4719 0.07511 89 58 20 11
986 Yes, he IS a Republican; how did you guess? 1.4717 0.06730 106 70 23 13
987 Just 5% THC; I don’t think so! 1.4717 0.06730 106 68 26 12
988 Our neighbor seems to have departed from reality 1.4713 0.06905 87 55 24 8
989 Oh, that's Gerry. He's one of those conspiracy nuts. Say' he doesn't believe in gravity. 1.4712 0.06826 104 67 25 12
990 He’s done nice work to the place, but I’m not a fan of these house flippers moving into the neighborhood. 1.4712 0.06688 104 66 27 11
991 I told Harry it was a bad idea to sell our air-rights 1.4706 0.06926 102 68 21 13
992 Tell me again about your secret brownie recipe. 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
993 I know I told him let's hang but I didn't mean literally 1.4700 0.05404 100 63 31 6
994 I didn't think it could be done, but he really turned that property around. 1.4699 0.07341 83 52 23 8
995 Since the election we just don’t see eye to eye anymore 1.4694 0.07136 98 64 22 12
996 Catch you on the flip side. 1.4694 0.06016 98 65 26 7
997 I told him to shift the property line - I wasn't expecting this. 1.4691 0.07046 81 49 26 6
998 My HOA is going to have a field day with this one. 1.4691 0.06824 81 48 28 5
999 I forgot Bob was in retrograde this month. 1.4690 0.06168 113 70 33 10
1000 That cloud formation looks just like my neighbor Larry. 1.4690 0.06168 113 70 33 10
1001 He won't shut up about his game-changing real estate strategy 1.4688 0.06275 96 57 33 6
1002 I love our ‘mushroom Mondays’. 1.4688 0.06939 96 61 25 10
1003 My only complaint is that I have to pick up for his dog when he lets it out to do it’s business. 1.4681 0.06714 94 58 28 8
1004 So where do these Trump people stand on gravity? 1.4681 0.06714 94 58 28 8
1005 He’s friendly enough, but not very rooted. 1.4675 0.07752 77 49 20 8
1006 Still acting like we're all beneath him. 1.4675 0.07529 77 48 22 7
1007 There’s always someone who insists on their own point of view. 1.4674 0.06457 92 57 28 7
1008 Don't acknowledge him. He's just looking for attention. 1.4667 0.07672 75 47 21 7
1009 He keeps threatening to drop over. 1.4667 0.06161 90 52 34 4
1010 I'm waiting for a call back from tech support. 1.4667 0.07672 75 47 21 7
1011 This house flipping thing is really starting to get out of control " 1.4667 0.05790 120 73 38 9
1012 Hungover again. 1.4660 0.06295 103 63 32 8
1013 Don't look. He's such a show-off. 1.4660 0.06295 103 63 32 8
1014 Carl built his home using all reclaimed helium. See if you can get him to say hi. 1.4659 0.07219 88 56 23 9
1015 When John said I'd turned his world upside down, I didn't realize he meant LITERALLY. 1.4659 0.06848 88 54 27 7
1016 The funny thing is, he thinks I'm upside down 1.4659 0.06654 88 53 29 6
1017 That’s our new neighbor, some weirdo named Escher. 1.4653 0.06684 101 64 27 10
1018 House flippers again. 1.4651 0.07705 86 57 18 11
1019 I knew I made a mistake not purchasing the air rights. 1.4651 0.07341 86 55 22 9
1020 He has an upside-down mortgage. 1.4649 0.05734 114 68 39 7
1021 Meanwhile, we replace our asphalt driveway with pebbles and get a stern letter from the HOA. 1.4646 0.07080 99 65 22 12
1022 He's nice, but can you imagine us sharing a driveway? 1.4643 0.07844 84 56 17 11
1023 If I didn’t know better, I’d say we were in some kind of caption contest. 1.4643 0.06869 84 51 27 6
1024 Alternate universe, what alternate universe? 1.4643 0.07074 84 52 25 7
1025 Jim's looked a lot happier ever since he got that reverse mortgage 1.4640 0.05962 125 81 31 13
1026 The new neighbour is Australian. 1.4639 0.07038 97 63 23 11
1027 He’s cute, but I don’t date guys from other dimensions. 1.4639 0.06564 97 60 29 8
1028 Ignore him--he'll do anything to get attention 1.4639 0.06884 97 62 25 10
1029 He is a gravity denier and will stop at nothing to try to prove his point 1.4638 0.07323 69 41 24 4
1030 He's nice enough, but he doesn't pick-up after his dog. 1.4634 0.07196 82 51 24 7
1031 That's our nighbor, Mr. Escher. Sometimes he lives above us, sometimes below us, sometimes next door. And sometimes, all three at once. 1.4634 0.07402 82 52 22 8
1032 Finally something that makes sense ... 1.4634 0.07196 82 51 24 7
1033 Blah, blah, blah alternative universe... I find him boorish. 1.4634 0.07196 82 51 24 7
1034 ...and that’s our new neighbor, ffeJ 1.4634 0.06983 82 50 26 6
1035 And here I thought the property values couldn't get any higher. 1.4632 0.05951 95 57 33 5
1036 Is he waving, or does he want a high-five? 1.4632 0.06989 95 61 24 10
1037 He's a nice guy, but we see the world very differently. 1.4632 0.06661 95 59 28 8
1038 He occupied the only free space left 1.4632 0.06827 95 60 26 9
1039 George must have went and got himself one of those fancy new reverse mortgages. 1.4630 0.05946 108 65 36 7
1040 We really gotta stop this day drinking, things are getting weird. 1.4630 0.06763 108 71 24 13
1041 He said he'll drop in later 1.4624 0.06222 93 55 33 5
1042 This is the third time that house has flipped. 1.4624 0.06762 93 58 27 8
1043 What exactly did you put in these cocktails? 1.4623 0.06453 106 67 29 10
1044 I never thought it would fly! 1.4623 0.06312 106 66 31 9
1045 When our sprinklers are on, he thinks it's raining 1.4615 0.07042 91 58 24 9
1046 Who would have guessed that the solution to the housing shortage would have been this simple? 1.4615 0.05911 91 52 36 3
1047 So, crazy easement story... 1.4615 0.08301 78 53 14 11
1048 Still showing off his new decking. 1.4615 0.07213 91 59 22 10
1049 They didn’t list this as a side effect 1.4615 0.06013 117 73 34 10
1050 Funny, I thought it would be parallel. 1.4609 0.06333 115 74 29 12
1051 I knew Phil didn’t believe in science, but this includes gravity? 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
1052 Arn't dispensary brownies the best? 1.4598 0.06899 87 54 26 7
1053 Turns out, they’re annoying in Australia, too. 1.4598 0.07276 87 56 22 9
1054 We can't even agree on which way is up. 1.4595 0.06988 74 44 26 4
1055 I think I’ll bake the new neighbor a right-side-up cake. 1.4592 0.07131 98 65 21 12
1056 Did you see my cat? 1.4592 0.06183 98 59 33 6
1057 I just don't think he sees things the way we do. 1.4588 0.07209 85 54 23 8
1058 The developers squeezed in twice as many lots this way. 1.4588 0.06809 85 52 27 6
1059 The world is topsy turvy since covid, just look at Bob. 1.4588 0.06600 85 51 29 5
1060 I told you he’d flip it. 1.4587 0.05906 109 66 36 7
1061 He’s an Independent, the Dems flipped him. 1.4587 0.05611 109 67 37 5
1062 Oh look, Sid wants to know if we liked the mushrooms he gave us. 1.4583 0.07242 96 64 20 12
1063 Yep, catch you on the flip side, John. 1.4583 0.06609 96 60 28 8
1064 That's just Albert. He's been experimenting with quantum physics. 1.4583 0.07645 72 45 21 6
1065 Still better than 2020 1.4583 0.06441 96 59 30 7
1066 Let's be honest, this is like the 10th weirdest thing he's done this week 1.4578 0.07130 83 52 24 7
1067 At first I thought he was flirting, but I'm not quite certain about his orientation. 1.4578 0.07912 83 56 16 11
1068 Hi! I'm your new neighbor. Just moved here from New Zeland. 1.4574 0.06535 94 58 29 7
1069 For the longest time I thought he was frowning at me 1.4574 0.06876 94 60 25 9
1070 That's what you get when you hire M.C. Escher as your landscape gardener. 1.4571 0.06494 105 67 28 10
1071 Like I said, the houses are practically on top of each other here. 1.4571 0.06206 105 65 32 8
1072 What kind of mushrooms did you put in that soup, Debbie? 1.4571 0.08059 70 45 18 7
1073 We had to bid fast and assumed it was a glitch on Street View. 1.4568 0.06815 81 49 27 5
1074 He says I turn his world upside down, but I sure as hell didn't do that. 1.4568 0.07254 81 51 23 7
1075 Look out! Here he comes with the latest conspiracy theory. 1.4568 0.07866 81 54 17 10
1076 He never did know which side was up. 1.4568 0.07038 81 50 25 6
1077 It all started when I sent him an upside-down cake. 1.4565 0.06983 92 59 24 9
1078 He’s all smug since he installed that skylight in the basement 1.4557 0.07811 79 52 18 9
1079 Let's get inside before he starts mowing the lawn. 1.4556 0.07269 90 59 21 10
1080 Those newcomers have just turned the neighborhood upside down. 1.4556 0.06546 90 55 29 6
1081 Uh oh! Did your cat press Crtl + Alt + Down Arrow again? 1.4556 0.06546 90 55 29 6
1082 If he invites you over for a drink, just say thank you. Trust me on this one. 1.4556 0.07095 90 58 23 9
1083 Suppose this is how we'll hangout now. 1.4556 0.05946 90 62 23 5
1084 Apparently our zoning laws trump Newton's laws. 1.4554 0.06679 101 65 26 10
1085 Ignore him or he'll be here all afternoon doing his card tricks. 1.4545 0.07028 88 56 24 8
1086 Wait, is it his night or our morning? 1.4545 0.06622 99 63 27 9
1087 He did say the Homeowners Association had left him hanging. 1.4545 0.06776 99 64 25 10
1088 Sure, he acts friendly. But I can't help but feel that he's always looking down on us somehow. 1.4545 0.06840 88 55 26 7
1089 Our deed waived air space rights. 1.4545 0.07028 88 56 24 8
1090 Sure, it’s pleasant here, but the suburbs do have a downside.” 1.4545 0.07028 88 56 24 8
1091 $50 bucks John says he feels on top of the world AGAIN today 1.4545 0.07744 77 50 19 8
1092 It's a Frank Lloyd Wrong design. 1.4536 0.06719 97 62 26 9
1093 He's always been very attached to his yard. 1.4536 0.06719 97 62 26 9
1094 Him? He invented the spatula. 1.4536 0.06719 97 62 26 9
1095 Hold that thought, the Gummy Bears just kicked in. 1.4535 0.07698 86 58 17 11
1096 We often have inversions in the hottest months. 1.4535 0.07145 86 55 23 8
1097 Cloudy with a chance of multiverse. 1.4535 0.07145 86 55 23 8
1098 Every time he comes for dinner, he brings a pineapple upside down cake... 1.4533 0.07424 75 47 22 6
1099 Our neighbor is introverted. 1.4526 0.07141 95 63 21 11
1100 He thinks he’s above everyone else. 1.4526 0.06982 95 62 23 10
1101 That’s the Escher boy. Kind of a strange kid. 1.4526 0.06483 95 59 29 7
1102 Head over Heals for you Isn't He? 1.4524 0.07461 84 55 20 9
1103 The realtor warned us the properties were on top of each other. 1.4524 0.06860 84 52 26 6
1104 I think the realtor could've done a better job explaining 'split level.' 1.4521 0.08053 73 48 17 8
1105 Thank goodness we're not upside-down on our mortgage. 1.4521 0.06181 73 44 27 2
1106 I'm glad I didn't get the reverse mortgage. 1.4516 0.06754 93 62 22 9
1107 They don’t believe in science. 1.4516 0.06754 93 59 26 8
1108 I think I still have 2020 vision. 1.4512 0.06293 82 48 31 3
1109 His world turned upside down ever since the wife left. 1.4512 0.07187 82 52 23 7
1110 There’s your uppity neighbor again. 1.4510 0.06628 102 66 26 10
1111 He claims he can turn my world upside down . . . 1.4510 0.05850 102 61 36 5
1112 What kind of candy was that again? 1.4500 0.07313 80 51 22 7
1113 He's a nice guy, but his leaves are always blowing into my yard. 1.4500 0.06632 80 48 28 4
1114 We really should have bought the open sky plan. 1.4494 0.06394 89 54 30 5
1115 It has a plus side, no snow in the winter and lots of shade in the summer. 1.4493 0.07012 69 41 25 3
1116 Smile if you want. Wave, but don't point. Remember, there's no such thing as Normal anymore. 1.4490 0.06666 98 63 26 9
1117 He said his realtor told him it's all about "rotation, rotation, rotation." 1.4490 0.06822 98 64 24 10
1118 The guy next door claims he owes more than his house is worth. I'm beginning to believe him." 1.4479 0.05899 96 66 22 8
1119 Well I see they have also canceled gravity. 1.4479 0.06601 96 61 27 8
1120 You gotta feel for Ralph. Once again, his mortgage is upside down. 1.4479 0.06765 96 62 25 9
1121 He’s not being friendly. He’s just resting his arm. 1.4476 0.06345 105 67 29 9
1122 They’re the one neighbor we don’t bother trying to keep up with. 1.4474 0.07585 76 49 20 7
1123 I do look forward to when our neighbors can just drop in again. 1.4474 0.06323 76 44 30 2
1124 He’ll never admit the plans were upside-down. 1.4471 0.06374 85 51 30 4
1125 You weren't kidding, COVID really turned the housing market upside-down! 1.4471 0.07200 85 55 22 8
1126 Does he think he can just drop in anytime? 1.4468 0.06349 94 58 30 6
1127 Hi! Want to come over and have some pineapple cake for dessert? 1.4468 0.07193 94 63 20 11
1128 Just ignore him, he's always asking me to hang out and get high. 1.4468 0.05977 94 58 31 5
1129 Hard to believe there’s a registered surrealist in such a nice neighborhood 1.4468 0.06166 94 57 32 5
1130 Would you look at that the grass is greener 1.4466 0.06282 103 65 30 8
1131 he’s not wearing a mask 1.4459 0.08196 74 50 15 9
1132 On the flip side, there’s George. 1.4459 0.07487 74 47 21 6
1133 Do you ever think maybe we are the ones who are upside down? 1.4458 0.06472 83 52 26 5
1134 Top of the morning, neighbor. 1.4458 0.07120 83 53 23 7
1135 Its an upwardly mobile neighborhood 1.4458 0.07324 83 54 21 8
1136 John seems to be having quite a reaction to his second vaccine shot. 1.4457 0.06441 92 59 26 7
1137 Do drop in sometime. 1.4455 0.06521 101 65 27 9
1138 Now, Johnson over here- he thinks Trump was a great president. 1.4444 0.06919 99 66 22 11
1139 If he paid 6 for this place, is ours worth 9? 1.4444 0.06804 81 50 26 5
1140 He lives in the Republican alternate universe. 1.4444 0.07632 72 46 20 6
1141 That's not even the weirdest thing; you should see his Twitter account. 1.4444 0.08129 72 48 16 8
1142 As if he can show us up. Wait until I turn this place inside out. 1.4444 0.06217 108 69 30 9
1143 When we got the divorce he promised not to move next door. I should have asked for four dimensional distance. 1.4444 0.07430 90 61 18 11
1144 As long as he's six feet away, I don't ask any questions. 1.4444 0.06343 90 55 30 5
1145 I’m not sure we should have eaten those mushrooms… 1.4434 0.06440 106 69 27 10
1146 As I was saying earlier, everything is topsy turvy. 1.4433 0.06549 97 62 27 8
1147 I wish our neighbors were more grounded. 1.4433 0.06711 97 63 25 9
1148 He's been so cheerful ever since things turned around for him. 1.4430 0.07149 79 50 23 6
1149 But he’s single, you say? 1.4430 0.06918 79 49 25 5
1150 Is he having a vaccine reaction, or am I? 1.4430 0.06918 79 49 25 5
1151 George chose a reverse mortgage. 1.4430 0.07590 79 52 19 8
1152 We let him think we're upside-down. 1.4430 0.07373 79 51 21 7
1153 He flipped out when I told him I was leaving him for you. 1.4429 0.07785 70 45 19 6
1154 I guess I will have to get blinds for my skylight 1.4429 0.07785 70 45 19 6
1155 Okay, maybe we do need an HOA. 1.4429 0.07514 70 44 21 5
1156 It's better than inside out. 1.4421 0.06645 95 61 26 8
1157 What’s down, man? 1.4421 0.07133 95 64 20 11
1158 It was funny the first time he said "How's it hanging? 1.4419 0.06740 86 54 26 6
1159 is that a cry for help? 1.4419 0.06740 86 54 26 6
1160 I heard they got a reverse mortgage. 1.4419 0.07324 86 57 20 9
1161 Last time I ever ask that neighbor to drop over.” 1.4416 0.07277 77 49 22 6
1162 The only thing more annoying than cat people are bat people. 1.4416 0.07508 77 50 20 7
1163 I can't understand why he decided against a pool 1.4414 0.06096 111 71 31 9
1164 People seem a lot more friendly now that they've repealed the laws of gravity. 1.4414 0.06229 111 72 29 10
1165 His therapist suggested he change his perspective. 1.4412 0.07946 68 44 18 6
1166 I can't wait till Fall. 1.4409 0.06745 93 60 25 8
1167 I'm worried he's letting it all go to his head. 1.4405 0.06849 84 53 25 6
1168 They said today would be overcast 1.4405 0.06416 84 51 29 4
1169 Don't encourage him. He's prone to just dropping in. 1.4405 0.06636 84 52 27 5
1170 He's having a hard time transitioning back from the virtual world. 1.4400 0.06407 100 64 28 8
1171 We have different world views 1.4400 0.06907 75 46 25 4
1172 That’s my next-dimension neighbor. 1.4400 0.06907 75 46 25 4
1173 I knew he would get the directions wrong! 1.4400 0.07411 75 48 21 6
1174 Harold is head over heels for me. 1.4400 0.06563 100 65 26 9
1175 Barb: Wow, even gravity has turned against the Patriarchy. Beth: And yet, still smiling and clueless... 1.4396 0.05890 91 64 20 7
1176 He keeps making overtures but I won’t sell, just to have him flip it. 1.4390 0.06742 82 54 22 6
1177 My ophthalmologist tells me I have floaters. 1.4390 0.07175 82 53 22 7
1178 When he said his world was turned upside-down I thought... 1.4388 0.05814 98 59 35 4
1179 I’m not sure we should have had that brownie. 1.4388 0.06165 98 63 28 7
1180 Don't you think he's getting a bit Uppity. 1.4388 0.06498 98 63 27 8
1181 What’s up, Bob? 1.4388 0.06334 98 62 29 7
1182 What’s up, George? 1.4384 0.06754 73 44 26 3
1183 Just between us, her leaving turned his world upside down. 1.4384 0.07030 73 45 24 4
1184 Is he confused or are we? 1.4384 0.07295 73 46 22 5
1185 Finally someone admits their world is upside down. 1.4382 0.06383 89 58 25 6
1186 I'm afraid that the neighborhood is being overrun by Australians. 1.4381 0.05887 105 65 34 6
1187 I turned his world upside-down the other night. 1.4375 0.07722 80 54 17 9
1188 At first we thought living next to a special effects artist would be interesting, but now we're just annoyed. 1.4375 0.07345 64 39 22 3
1189 He's always so uppity 1.4375 0.06854 80 50 25 5
1190 He has gravitas but not gravity. 1.4375 0.07081 80 51 23 6
1191 Ok, heads it is. 1.4375 0.07722 80 54 17 9
1192 The new zoning allows more density but keeps the suburban feeling of the neighborhood. 1.4375 0.06375 80 50 26 4
1193 He's flipping that house. 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
1194 Oh look! A mirage from Australia" 1.4375 0.05301 96 70 18 8
1195 They are nice but so anti-gravity. 1.4375 0.06854 80 52 22 6
1196 Yeah, but he is well-hung. 1.4375 0.07514 80 53 19 8
1197 Looks like they managed to flip that condemned house. 1.4375 0.06916 96 64 22 10
1198 gingnah swoh ti, ruobhgien ih 1.4375 0.07722 80 54 17 9
1199 Well here’s the thing Deirdre, is he upside down or are we? 1.4375 0.06854 80 50 25 5
1200 Bob and I come from different worlds... 1.4369 0.05800 103 63 35 5
1201 He said he likes to flip houses if he can make a profit! 1.4369 0.06713 103 69 23 11
1202 what vaccine did Rob get? 1.4368 0.07070 87 57 22 8
1203 So far, eighteen cents has fallen out of his pockets into our yard. 1.4359 0.05870 117 75 33 9
1204 OMG. Get a therapist! 1.4359 0.07433 78 51 20 7
1205 Our new neighbor from Australia just can't seem to adjust to this hemisphere. 1.4359 0.07433 78 51 20 7
1206 When you’re rich, they let you break the law of gravity. 1.4359 0.06970 78 49 24 5
1207 The homeowner's association looked the other way. 1.4359 0.06970 78 49 24 5
1208 What’s up with Bill? 1.4356 0.06809 101 68 22 11
1209 I can handle it on my phone, but I still can’t figure out how to ‘rotate view’ out here on my patio. 1.4353 0.06578 85 53 27 5
1210 This neighborhood has its ups and downs. 1.4353 0.07381 85 57 19 9
1211 That Mr. Escher is such a nice man. 1.4353 0.07188 85 56 21 8
1212 just flip it 1.4352 0.06209 108 70 29 9
1213 I wonder does he understand the gravity of his situation, because I don't. 1.4348 0.06241 92 57 30 5
1214 Be careful, he falls for every girl he meets. 1.4348 0.07293 69 43 22 4
1215 Surprisingly, no--he's from New Zealand. 1.4348 0.07134 92 62 20 10
1216 We need a new HOA. 1.4348 0.05846 92 64 21 7
1217 I guess he’s kinda famous, big with college kids. Said his name was Escher. Meant nothing to me. 1.4348 0.06965 92 61 22 9
1218 No, I don’t think he would be the right guy for you. You need a down to earth man ! 1.4348 0.08123 69 46 16 7
1219 Well, Karen, I think this pretty much does it for the Flat Earth Theory. 1.4343 0.06447 99 64 27 8
1220 Don't wave -- it just encourages him. 1.4343 0.06605 99 65 25 9
1221 There is just something not right about Phil. 1.4342 0.07335 76 49 21 6
1222 Living the Dream, eh Reggie? 1.4342 0.06840 76 47 25 4
1223 They finally figured out how to get twice as many homes in the best neighborhoods 1.4342 0.06579 76 46 27 3
1224 This lemonade recipe has too much LSD. 1.4337 0.06898 83 53 24 6
1225 Just so you know, heaven is just like earth. 1.4337 0.07108 83 54 22 7
1226 New yes, but definitely not normal. 1.4337 0.06458 83 55 22 6
1227 A nice guy, but somewhat flippant. 1.4337 0.06898 83 53 24 6
1228 Since 2020, I’m trying not to let the little stuff get to me anymore. 1.4336 0.06013 113 73 31 9
1229 She turned his life upside down 1.4333 0.06525 90 57 27 6
1230 Ever since his wife left him his world is turned upside down. 1.4328 0.07125 67 41 23 3
1231 I’ve stopped worrying if it’s him or me. 1.4328 0.07734 67 43 19 5
1232 Did you hear that Gary started flipping houses? 1.4327 0.06075 104 66 31 7
1233 Oh, that's Mr Schroedinger down the street; he always says that WE are living in an alternate reality. 1.4324 0.06220 111 73 28 10
1234 Maybe gravity really IS a hoax. 1.4324 0.07472 74 48 20 6
1235 It’s important that you try to understand your neighbor’s perspective. 1.4324 0.07472 74 48 20 6
1236 High there. 1.4321 0.07441 81 54 19 8
1237 He flips houses but often gets stuck with upside down mortgages. 1.4321 0.07230 81 53 21 7
1238 You know people pay $100 to see David Copperfield in Las Vegas. 1.4321 0.07230 81 53 21 7
1239 Ok, let’s assess the gravity of the situation. 1.4321 0.06790 81 51 25 5
1240 He's looking for his car keys. 1.4318 0.05310 88 64 19 5
1241 They created alternative universe's but come fall all of the leaves end up on my property. 1.4318 0.06424 88 55 28 5
1242 He won't be there long. He just bought it to flip it. 1.4318 0.06424 88 55 28 5
1243 Just pretend you haven't seen him. 1.4316 0.06288 95 60 29 6
1244 That reminds me, I'm bringing a pineapple cake on Saturday. 1.4316 0.06634 95 62 25 8
1245 Yet another reminder of how the world has been turned upside down by the pandemic. 1.4314 0.06154 102 65 30 7
1246 At least there’s an upside. 1.4308 0.07586 65 41 20 4
1247 STILL better than a zoom call 1.4306 0.06508 72 43 27 2
1248 My mother would have called that ‘attention-seeking behavior’. 1.4306 0.06508 72 43 27 2
1249 He says his house went up 30% this year. 1.4306 0.07355 72 46 21 5
1250 What kind of mushrooms were in the salad? 1.4304 0.07359 79 52 20 7
1251 In some ways you'd never know his whole world has been turned upside-down. 1.4304 0.07135 79 51 22 6
1252 This is fabulous LSD 1.4302 0.06928 86 56 23 7
1253 Just ignore him. He'll do anything for attention. 1.4302 0.06521 86 54 27 5
1254 Just smile and wave- the HOA guidelines can’t touch them. 1.4302 0.06087 86 57 25 4
1255 It's absurd behavior but if he stops we'll lose the shade. 1.4286 0.06487 98 64 26 8
1256 I still don't get why he doesn't get a head rush. 1.4286 0.07496 70 45 20 5
1257 Whazzup? 1.4286 0.07042 84 55 22 7
1258 Fine, I’ll bite. How was Australia, Bob? 1.4286 0.05981 98 61 32 5
1259 Just ignore him. He's always trying to one up me. 1.4286 0.07768 70 46 18 6
1260 He makes a terrific upside down cake. 1.4286 0.06775 77 48 25 4
1261 I liked it better when they were parallel. 1.4286 0.07042 84 55 22 7
1262 Don't worry, it's only a parallel universe colliding with ours. 1.4286 0.06402 84 52 28 4
1263 See, I used "literally" correctly 1.4286 0.07936 77 53 15 9
1264 I wonder if he sees the world the way we do. 1.4286 0.06775 77 48 25 4
1265 He's got the whole neighborhood talking about physics. 1.4286 0.06775 77 48 25 4
1266 I see your neighbor flipped that property next door. 1.4286 0.06616 70 44 23 3
1267 It’s so great to Zoom with my cousin in Australia 1.4286 0.06470 91 58 27 6
1268 Michelangelo's was better. 1.4286 0.08970 63 44 11 8
1269 I wonder what the flat Earth society says about this? 1.4286 0.08030 70 47 16 7
1270 The in laws moving in next door has really turned our lives upside down 1.4286 0.08284 70 48 14 8
1271 Our new neighbor is from upstate. 1.4270 0.06759 89 58 24 7
1272 Looks like my neighbor has been watching too much Hannity again. 1.4270 0.06567 89 57 26 6
1273 You’ve got to admit it’s a creative way to make use of unused space 1.4270 0.06759 89 58 24 7
1274 Oh,him? He is on a whole different plane. 1.4270 0.06166 89 55 30 4
1275 Flipping houses has really gotten out of hand. 1.4268 0.06727 82 52 25 5
1276 There has been a lot of turnover in this area lately... 1.4268 0.06948 82 53 23 6
1277 He did say he’d see us on the flip side... 1.4268 0.06948 82 53 23 6
1278 I worry sometimes that Phil lives in an alternate reality. 1.4268 0.07161 82 54 21 7
1279 Well, you're going to be really unnerved when I tell you he is right-side-up 1.4267 0.07634 75 50 18 7
1280 You know, to be honest, there are some cartoons, I really, truly, don't understand. 1.4267 0.08093 75 52 14 9
1281 Frank now identifies as gravity negative 1.4267 0.07395 75 49 20 6
1282 The Austrailian Neighbor 1.4265 0.07646 68 44 19 5
1283 He's upside down on his mortgage but still very friendly. 1.4259 0.06058 108 70 30 8
1284 Oh I don't bother knowing his name. He flips his properties. 1.4257 0.06652 101 68 23 10
1285 He belongs to the Alternative Facts Reality Universe. 1.4257 0.06652 101 68 23 10
1286 He thinks he lives in a parallel universe 1.4257 0.06502 101 67 25 9
1287 Covid has really turned the housing market upside down. 1.4255 0.06847 94 63 22 9
1288 Think he's happy? 1.4253 0.06464 87 55 27 5
1289 He's clever, but not always realistic. 1.4250 0.07065 80 52 22 6
1290 Law of gravity?? I'm more concerned about violating the zoning laws. 1.4250 0.06838 80 51 24 5
1291 Never should have sold the air rights. 1.4250 0.06838 80 51 24 5
1292 I like to think of it as a metaphor. 1.4250 0.06838 80 51 24 5
1293 We're from opposite sides of the political spectrum but we keep it civil. 1.4250 0.07065 80 52 22 6
1294 Nice guy. In over his head. 1.4250 0.07065 80 52 22 6
1295 Must be a glitch in the Matrix today. 1.4250 0.06838 80 51 24 5
1296 I guess this is what happens when you sell your air rights. 1.4250 0.06838 80 51 24 5
1297 His chimney smoke is killing my plants. 1.4247 0.07011 73 46 23 4
1298 For insurance purposes, it's actually better to be upside down than underwater. 1.4247 0.07277 73 47 21 5
1299 No one has the heart to tell him. 1.4247 0.07534 73 48 19 6
1300 He flipped it. 1.4247 0.06445 73 44 27 2
1301 He says they get a better Wi-Fi signal. 1.4247 0.05825 73 44 28 1
1302 I had a feeling he was planning to flip that property. 1.4247 0.07011 73 46 23 4
1303 I told you we should have done these shrooms indoors! 1.4247 0.07277 73 47 21 5
1304 He said he'd drop in for a drink. 1.4242 0.06849 66 40 24 2
1305 It's fine until he sneezes. 1.4242 0.07803 66 43 18 5
1306 In this crouded neighborhood, it's like we're on top of each other. 1.4242 0.07181 66 41 22 3
1307 The Zoning Board has been much more lenient on Zoom. 1.4239 0.06227 92 58 29 5
1308 That's Jim. The man who turned my world upside down. 1.4239 0.06600 92 60 25 7
1309 I don't know if I should wave back, or just ignore him. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
1310 I hardly know him. He never drops by. 1.4237 0.05946 118 80 27 11
1311 It's true, the grass is always greener on the other side of the non-euclidean mobial hyperboloid. 1.4237 0.09111 59 41 11 7
1312 What did you say you put in this drink? 1.4237 0.07334 59 36 21 2
1313 He's on the Zoning Board. Quelle surprise... 1.4235 0.06977 85 56 22 7
1314 Wow, Margie, what'd you pay for this view? You can see Australia from here! 1.4235 0.07367 85 58 18 9
1315 Poor guy only one on the block with an upside down mortgage. 1.4235 0.06563 85 54 26 5
1316 these are much better than porcinis 1.4235 0.06977 85 58 19 8
1317 I heard the permits were a nightmare. 1.4231 0.06457 78 48 27 3
1318 Don’t respond. I’m pretty sure he’s on drugs. 1.4231 0.07189 78 51 21 6
1319 Look Steven I know you bent time and space to see me but now's really not a good time. 1.4231 0.07189 78 53 18 7
1320 Ignore him Betty, he’ll do anything for attention. 1.4231 0.06710 78 49 25 4
1321 That’s my neighbor Peter. He’s trying to see if the grass is greener on the other side. 1.4231 0.07189 78 51 21 6
1322 It looks like Kellyanne and George Conway have moved in. 1.4231 0.07638 78 53 17 8
1323 No. I refuse to accept this as the new normal. 1.4227 0.05832 97 60 33 4
1324 He'd better be nice -- his leaves fall all over our yard. 1.4227 0.06360 97 63 27 7
1325 And you thought his obsession with magnets was just a hobby. 1.4225 0.07681 71 47 18 6
1326 Australia seems much closer these days 1.4225 0.07138 71 45 22 4
1327 So, what do you think of my homegrown stuff now? 1.4225 0.07681 71 47 18 6
1328 Eventually you get used to it. 1.4225 0.07415 71 46 20 5
1329 Shall we invite him down? 1.4225 0.07138 71 45 22 4
1330 Are you kidding me? I love my new place. My last home was underwater. 1.4222 0.06884 90 60 22 8
1331 I guess Newton wasn't right. 1.4222 0.06884 90 62 19 9
1332 2021 sure feels the same. 1.4222 0.06884 90 60 22 8
1333 He's been watching Fox News again. 1.4219 0.07970 64 42 17 5
1334 Do you like what the Eschers have done with their backyard? 1.4217 0.07496 83 57 17 9
1335 He's not wearing a mask! Very risky behavior! 1.4217 0.06883 83 54 23 6
1336 I feel you're the only friend in the world who sees things the way I do. Thank you. 1.4217 0.07297 83 56 19 8
1337 He is so cheerful because he upended the zoning restrictions 1.4217 0.05968 83 58 22 3
1338 He's been successfully flipping houses for years! 1.4217 0.06883 83 54 23 6
1339 There is a lot of turnover in that house. 1.4211 0.07318 76 50 20 6
1340 If his kids roll out the trampoline, I'm rolling out my barbecue grill. 1.4211 0.06789 95 64 22 9
1341 Six feet, Jim! 1.4211 0.07783 76 52 16 8
1342 Ah, forget the physicists--go ahead and interact with a parallel universe. 1.4206 0.06234 107 73 24 10
1343 He's probably wondering the same thing about us. 1.4205 0.06993 88 59 21 8
1344 Well, guess whose mower has fallen into our yard AGAIN 1.4205 0.06993 88 59 21 8
1345 It's called 'cloud commuting'. 1.4205 0.06993 88 59 21 8
1346 I have no idea. 1.4205 0.06993 88 59 21 8
1347 You're blocking the sun. 1.4203 0.07272 69 44 21 4
1348 Think I will pour myself one of those. 1.4200 0.06060 100 64 30 6
1349 I love his house. It's an Escher. 1.4200 0.05717 100 67 27 6
1350 I heard he was in over his head with that second mortgage. 1.4200 0.06385 100 66 26 8
1351 I'm not sure I like the "new normal." 1.4198 0.07425 81 55 18 8
1352 I really don't like his new outlook on life. 1.4198 0.06541 81 51 26 4
1353 Howdy neighbor! Can I borrow a cake pan? I’m making a Right-Side Up cake. 1.4198 0.07425 81 55 18 8
1354 Yeah, he’s a Q follower. 1.4198 0.06997 81 53 22 6
1355 Told you it isn't flat, Earl. 1.4194 0.07815 62 40 18 4
1356 Betty, you make the best Margarita's Ever. 1.4194 0.06892 93 66 17 10
1357 I met him yesterday when I borrowed sugar for my pineapple upside-down cake. 1.4194 0.05985 93 58 31 4
1358 He DID say he'd move heaven and earth to have a drink with me. 1.4189 0.06939 74 47 23 4
1359 Nothing surprises me anymore. 1.4189 0.06384 74 45 27 2
1360 Don't worry. It's trompe l'oeil. 1.4189 0.07935 74 51 15 8
1361 I think we’ve been in quarantine for too long. 1.4189 0.07454 74 49 19 6
1362 - "Why does he think we can't see the dead body?" 1.4189 0.07201 74 48 21 5
1363 Barry just moved here from Australia. 1.4186 0.06291 86 54 28 4
1364 Yes, I did tell him that he could drop by just about any time. But I just don’t think he really gets the gravity of the whole situation. 1.4186 0.07108 86 58 20 8
1365 He'll want his balloons back" 1.4186 0.07108 86 58 20 8
1366 My other neighbor is a flat earther. What are the chances?! 1.4186 0.07483 86 60 16 10
1367 It's always something, having Elon Musk for a neighbor. 1.4184 0.07241 98 70 15 13
1368 That’s Bob. We used to be friends but we just don’t see things the same way anymore. 1.4184 0.06141 98 63 29 6
1369 Wally's finally taken this Escher thing too far. 1.4184 0.06945 98 68 19 11
1370 ......The worst part is , they are on a septic system 1.4179 0.07413 67 43 20 4
1371 That’s why they call it an upside-down mortgage. 1.4179 0.07413 67 43 20 4
1372 Mr. Esher is looking quite chipper today. 1.4177 0.07560 79 54 17 8
1373 Yeah. The Kleins really got into inversion therapy this winter. 1.4177 0.06138 79 48 29 2
1374 He loves to drop in 1.4177 0.06646 79 50 25 4
1375 And somehow he still thinks the Earth is flat 1.4177 0.07560 79 54 17 8
1376 Don't engage, he will tell us again that he never has to rake leaves. 1.4176 0.06264 91 58 28 5
1377 Finally gave this property-flipping fad a try even though I was unsure if it'd be worth it at first, but I'll admit my perspective has changed! 1.4167 0.07335 72 47 20 5
1378 Yeah, air bnb is getting to be more amd more of a problem in our town, too. 1.4167 0.07026 84 56 21 7
1379 The Eschers really are a lovely family. 1.4167 0.07063 72 48 19 5
1380 I suppose from his perspective we're the ones who are upside down. 1.4167 0.07850 72 49 16 7
1381 He told me he's just hanging out until the economy turns around. 1.4167 0.05670 84 57 23 4
1382 He said, "ta ta for now-- Fox News just started." 1.4167 0.07227 84 57 19 8
1383 It’s Fred Astaire’s old place... 1.4156 0.07475 77 55 14 8
1384 Yeah, made no sense at first, but he pointed out how gravity - like evolution - is just a theory. 1.4156 0.06755 77 49 24 4
1385 It looks like Klossner got his hands on some really good mushrooms this time. 1.4156 0.07003 77 50 22 5
1386 What’s it like Down Under! 1.4156 0.07003 77 50 22 5
1387 Damn UPS mixed us up again. I left your package on the roof. 1.4156 0.07003 77 50 22 5
1388 So what’s new with you? 1.4156 0.07243 77 51 20 6
1389 Some days I don’t know if I’m coming or going. 1.4154 0.06538 65 39 25 1
1390 He’s an upside down earther 1.4154 0.07561 65 42 19 4
1391 Jim just moved here from Australia. 1.4149 0.05539 94 61 29 4
1392 We should invite him over just to see what happens. 1.4146 0.07352 82 56 18 8
1393 He does this every fall. 1.4146 0.06710 82 53 24 5
1394 Since the pandemic he specializes in surreal estate. 1.4143 0.07192 70 45 21 4
1395 Canada is the opposite northern side of our backyard 1.4143 0.06592 70 48 18 4
1396 I didn’t know he was left handed. 1.4143 0.08264 70 49 13 8
1397 Remember when the world seemed a little less topsy-turvy? 1.4143 0.07475 70 46 19 5
1398 Property values around here are all upside down. 1.4138 0.07042 87 59 20 8
1399 What’s up with our neighbor? 1.4138 0.06237 87 55 28 4
1400 Sadly that’s maybe the seventh weirdest thing Brian has ever done 1.4138 0.05792 87 62 19 6
1401 Their mortgage went upsidedown in 2008, but they stayed. . 1.4138 0.06448 87 61 19 7
1402 We always keep our blinds closed. 1.4135 0.06051 104 68 29 7
1403 I hate it when he drops by. 1.4135 0.05734 104 68 30 6
1404 Ted always has to feel holier than thou. 1.4133 0.07375 75 50 19 6
1405 Oh, that's my new neighbor, Mr. Escher 1.4133 0.06601 75 47 25 3
1406 Does this count as six feet apart? 1.4133 0.06601 75 47 25 3
1407 Yes, he's new to the neighborhood. Escher something, or something Escher? 1.4133 0.07375 75 50 19 6
1408 He’s gonna ask for his weed whacker back, I just know it. 1.4133 0.07126 75 49 21 5
1409 He thinks we’re in the alternate universe. 1.4130 0.06016 92 58 30 4
1410 Oh, he lives in a different world. 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
1411 Look who’s dropping by. 1.4130 0.06212 92 59 28 5
1412 Just wait until he flops. 1.4127 0.08043 63 42 16 5
1413 His gutters are filthy. 1.4125 0.07047 80 53 21 6
1414 Apparently he's one of those house flippers. 1.4125 0.07691 80 56 15 9
1415 We get along well given we have a completely different view of things. 1.4125 0.06338 80 50 27 3
1416 The New Normal has been tough for Bill. 1.4125 0.07483 80 55 17 8
1417 I can't deny his grass is greener, but is it worth it? 1.4125 0.07483 80 57 14 9
1418 That's the third house in the neighborhood he's flipped. 1.4125 0.07047 80 53 21 6
1419 ”Well, he never was very grounded. 1.4118 0.07329 68 44 20 4
1420 It's OK, but I'll miss sunbathing nude in the backyard. 1.4118 0.07023 68 43 22 3
1421 He looks up his nose at everybody. 1.4118 0.07329 68 44 20 4
1422 When he said his home was upside down I thought he was talking about his mortgage! 1.4118 0.07622 68 45 18 5
1423 Gravity never lets him down. 1.4118 0.06102 85 53 29 3
1424 He says that since he met me his world's turned upside down. 1.4118 0.08178 68 47 14 7
1425 I think he took the house flipping suggestion a little too literally 1.4118 0.06960 85 57 21 7
1426 Our new Australian neighbour is nice 1.4118 0.07158 85 58 19 8
1427 We call it Extreme Gerrymandering. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
1428 Shall you tell him or shall I? 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
1429 Living next to a Master Illusionist is never boring. 1.4110 0.06989 73 47 22 4
1430 Do you think he realizes HE'S the one who's upside-down? 1.4110 0.06711 73 46 24 3
1431 Poor man, Hazel's death turned his life upside down. 1.4110 0.06711 73 46 24 3
1432 It all started after he went to that Escher exhibit. 1.4110 0.06711 73 46 24 3
1433 It always has to be about him 1.4110 0.07513 73 49 18 6
1434 Feels so good that things are finally getting back to normal. 1.4105 0.06436 95 63 25 7
1435 George said he’d turn his house over; I just thought he meant in a sale. 1.4105 0.06436 95 63 25 7
1436 What happens if his septic tank backs up? 1.4103 0.07169 78 52 20 6
1437 I hate it when he mows the grass. 1.4103 0.07169 78 52 20 6
1438 No, I see it too. 1.4103 0.06933 78 51 22 5
1439 What's ironic is that his last name is Newton. 1.4098 0.08224 61 41 15 5
1440 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy. 1.4096 0.07075 83 56 20 7
1441 Just because he lives in a different dimension he thinks he is so superior. 1.4096 0.06647 83 54 24 5
1442 It was the only way we could afford the property. 1.4096 0.06422 83 53 26 4
1443 Newton’s laws never mentioned anything about this. 1.4091 0.06977 88 60 20 8
1444 Superior mirage of an inferior garage. 1.4091 0.04750 88 61 24 3
1445 Who says Democrats and Republicans can't coexist? 1.4091 0.08072 66 45 15 6
1446 Not sure how I feel about this new normal. 1.4091 0.07154 66 42 21 3
1447 Hey Oliver, what’s up? 1.4091 0.07690 88 64 12 12
1448 That is likely the last time Ill smoke pot 1.4086 0.06529 93 62 24 7
1449 He has his own facts. 1.4085 0.07659 71 48 17 6
1450 Try not to stare. He’s upside down on his mortgage. 1.4085 0.06826 71 45 23 3
1451 He must not realize the gravity of the situation. 1.4085 0.07114 71 46 21 4
1452 I told him to only eat one brownie. 1.4082 0.06621 98 67 22 9
1453 I wish he'd quit hanging around. 1.4079 0.06800 76 49 23 4
1454 I thought it would be different when we moved out of the city. 1.4079 0.07298 76 51 19 6
1455 He's friendly enough, but my polar opposite when it comes to most things. 1.4079 0.07298 76 51 19 6
1456 He's from 2020 1.4079 0.06537 76 51 22 3
1457 This should finally shut up the flat earthers. 1.4079 0.06800 76 49 23 4
1458 We've decided to blame it on antifa. 1.4074 0.06978 81 54 21 6
1459 ‘Ever Since The Pandemic The World Looks Upside Down.” 1.4074 0.06754 81 57 17 7
1460 We've been living in alternate universes for years now. 1.4074 0.06754 81 53 23 5
1461 Looks like someone forgot to pay his gravity bill again. 1.4074 0.06521 81 52 25 4
1462 I think my bifocal contact lens need an adjustment. 1.4074 0.06521 81 52 25 4
1463 He’s no Isaac Newton 1.4070 0.06694 86 57 23 6
1464 What was in that drink you gave me! 1.4070 0.06694 86 57 23 6
1465 At least he finally took down his Trump flag. 1.4070 0.06486 86 61 18 7
1466 From what I’ve seen so far he’s an an above-average neighbor. 1.4068 0.07690 59 38 18 3
1467 That's John. He's got real smug since he reversed gravity last Tuesday. 1.4062 0.07943 64 43 16 5
1468 I know he's a great physicist, but he just takes everything so literally. 1.4062 0.08249 64 44 14 6
1469 Oh,that's our new neighbor,Mr. Escher. 1.4062 0.08249 64 44 14 6
1470 It is a nice day Mr. Escher! 1.4062 0.05845 96 70 20 6
1471 Apparently the plans were fine but his builder printed them upside down. 1.4062 0.08545 64 45 12 7
1472 I feel like the neighbors are right on top of us. 1.4058 0.07535 69 46 18 5
1473 Do you ever think that maybe we're the ones upside-down? 1.4058 0.06632 69 43 24 2
1474 Upside lockdown 1.4058 0.07535 69 46 18 5
1475 Friendly,but not much gravitas! 1.4054 0.07432 74 50 18 6
1476 I guess COVID did turn his life upside down! 1.4054 0.06916 74 48 22 4
1477 He just doesn't grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.4054 0.07677 74 51 16 7
1478 We alternate. This month I 'm turvey. 1.4054 0.07432 74 50 18 6
1479 Is your superglue holding? 1.4054 0.06916 74 50 19 5
1480 I've lost perspective on life ever since the Eschers moved in next door. 1.4054 0.07432 74 50 18 6
1481 Oh, that’s just John the physicist next door. 1.4054 0.07432 74 50 18 6
1482 I've heard he's a member of the Flat Earth Society 1.4051 0.07097 79 53 20 6
1483 He constantly drops in. 1.4051 0.06624 79 51 24 4
1484 I love it here in the suburbs where you don't have everybody living on top of each other all the time. 1.4051 0.06374 79 50 26 3
1485 Lost his job, wife ran off and kids are on drugs. His whole world has turned upside down 1.4051 0.07322 79 54 18 7
1486 Harold’s flipped again! 1.4051 0.07541 79 55 16 8
1487 Those Australians sure are getting friendly 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
1488 Top of the morning to you too, Mr. Jones. 1.4037 0.06661 109 78 18 13
1489 And to think, he of all people believes the earth is flat. 1.4032 0.06689 62 38 23 1
1490 Hope he's not incontinent. 1.4030 0.07974 67 46 15 6
1491 These days Jackie nothing surprises me. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
1492 Ever since the pandemic, it's been a topsy-turvy World. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
1493 He's a Republican. 1.4028 0.07038 72 47 21 4
1494 That’s why we have separate homes. 1.4028 0.07038 72 47 21 4
1495 Things haven't been the same since Mr. Escher moved in next door. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
1496 It's a zoning problem. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
1497 He makes the best upside down cake. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
1498 Nelson will do almost anything to satisfy his morbid curiosity. Don't wave back. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
1499 I told you not to sell the air rights. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
1500 That’s Jerry. He’s one of those neighbors who has a strange perspective on the world. 1.4028 0.07038 72 50 17 5
1501 We still haven’t figured out how to borrow a cup of sugar from each other. 1.4026 0.06473 77 49 25 3
1502 No, his name is John. I said he's FROM Sydney. Why do you ask? 1.4026 0.07680 77 54 15 8
1503 I blame Global Warming. 1.4026 0.06473 77 49 25 3
1504 Pay no attention. His whole world is topsy-turvy 1.4026 0.07222 77 52 19 6
1505 No more morning martinis! 1.4026 0.06981 77 51 21 5
1506 We have never seen eye to eye 1.4026 0.06732 77 50 23 4
1507 He's from down under. But he overcame that, and never lets us forget it. 1.4024 0.06223 82 52 27 3
1508 I can’t believe the city approved this. 1.4024 0.06911 82 55 21 6
1509 The inversion layer is noticeable today. 1.4024 0.07536 82 58 15 9
1510 Hello! Looks like you got the second dose. 1.4023 0.06217 87 56 27 4
1511 His planet only gets this close in March. 1.4023 0.06217 87 56 27 4
1512 I’ve decided not to invite him over. 1.4022 0.06194 92 62 24 6
1513 Do drop in 1.4021 0.06331 97 65 25 7
1514 The funny thing is, he thinks he's right side up. 1.4020 0.05618 102 65 33 4
1515 Pretend we don’t see him. 1.4000 0.07031 90 63 18 9
1516 Hi neighbor! Things are looking up! 1.4000 0.06844 75 49 22 4
1517 Just as the theory predicted, suburban expansion finally looped back on itself. 1.4000 0.07985 70 49 14 7
1518 Upside to everything, huh. 1.4000 0.06576 75 48 24 3
1519 Ignore him; he's just trying to get attention 1.4000 0.06797 80 53 22 5
1520 I hate the vernal equinox. 1.4000 0.07722 70 48 16 6
1521 Yeah, Inception or Tenet, I get them confused. 1.4000 0.07166 70 46 20 4
1522 It's his way of getting around the restraining order. 1.4000 0.06290 105 72 24 9
1523 Heard he’s upside-down with his mortgage... 1.4000 0.06560 80 52 24 4
1524 They never really fit in. 1.4000 0.07955 60 40 16 4
1525 We weren't sure what air rights entailed when we moved in. 1.4000 0.07206 65 42 20 3
1526 It was an amiable divorce; our world views were just too different. 1.4000 0.06562 70 44 24 2
1527 Is it his world, or our world, that got turned that way? 1.4000 0.07206 65 42 20 3
1528 And yet he still insists the earth is flat. 1.4000 0.07532 65 43 18 4
1529 He hasn't changed. He always looked down at us. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
1530 This first ever extraterrestrial encounter is far less exciting than anticipated 1.4000 0.06243 95 63 26 6
1531 You made sure, we bought the one right side up, right?! 1.4000 0.08054 75 54 12 9
1532 I know, it makes no sense. He keeps asking me if 'I come from a land down under.' Then he asks if I can 'hear the thunder?' Then he just smiles and 'gives me a vegemite sandwich.' 1.4000 0.07845 65 44 16 5
1533 I wish the doctors could figure out why he can't keep anything down. 1.4000 0.07985 70 49 14 7
1534 Who said it all had to make sense? 1.3981 0.06223 103 72 22 9
1535 At this point, nothing unreal surprises me, let's just wave back. 1.3980 0.06109 98 65 27 6
1536 This is the downside of a planned community... 1.3980 0.05569 98 69 23 6
1537 Sometimes I feel like we live in an alternate universe. 1.3978 0.07030 93 66 17 10
1538 I can’t build a pool, but this the HOA allows. 1.3978 0.05327 93 63 27 3
1539 We should have put blackout shades on the skylights. 1.3977 0.07145 88 62 17 9
1540 Ignore him. He just does it to annoy me. 1.3977 0.06163 88 57 27 4
1541 Gravity he's ok with. it's the Earth is flat concept he can't seem to wrap his head around. 1.3977 0.06163 88 57 27 4
1542 Jared used to be so grounded. 1.3977 0.06163 88 57 27 4
1543 I'm Gerry Mander. Your new neighbor. 1.3974 0.07376 78 54 17 7
1544 I thought the place would never sell! 1.3974 0.06410 78 50 25 3
1545 Their last name is Escher is about all I know about them 1.3974 0.06910 78 52 21 5
1546 If you wave, he'll drop by. 1.3974 0.07147 78 53 19 6
1547 I just wish I didn't keep getting his grass clippings. 1.3973 0.06393 73 46 25 2
1548 So Barb, tell me- how's the microdosing going? 1.3973 0.07489 73 50 17 6
1549 Since his divorce & SIP, his world literally has been upside down. 1.3973 0.06393 73 46 25 2
1550 No worries I’ve emptied the pool 1.3973 0.07231 73 49 19 5
1551 Conservatives just want to oppose everything liberals do these days. 1.3973 0.06684 73 47 23 3
1552 After he sets, we’ll get more sun. 1.3971 0.08152 68 48 13 7
1553 He likes to drop by every once in a while. 1.3971 0.06993 68 44 21 3
1554 The neighborhood certainly has changed since the pandemic. He never used to wave. 1.3971 0.07878 68 47 15 6
1555 and they say there is no alternate universe. 1.3971 0.07300 68 45 19 4
1556 This house flipping is getting out of hand.. 1.3968 0.08013 63 43 15 5
1557 He’s head over heels in love. 1.3968 0.08326 63 44 13 6
1558 I guess that’s how the other half lives. 1.3968 0.07687 63 42 17 4
1559 I'm high as fuck right now. 1.3966 0.09183 58 42 9 7
1560 I’m not surprised he’s an anti-vaxxer. 1.3960 0.06612 101 71 20 10
1561 Ignore him. He's just trying to pick you up. 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
1562 Oh, that's just our new neighbor, Mr. Escher. 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
1563 Air rights is the new gentrification. 1.3951 0.06256 81 52 26 3
1564 ‘Don’t mind the neighbour, he’s always walking about with his head in the clouds’ 1.3951 0.05741 81 50 30 1
1565 We just needed a little space. 1.3947 0.06774 76 50 22 4
1566 I hate it when he just wants to hang all day. 1.3944 0.06176 71 48 20 3
1567 Our way is right, look at the signature. 1.3944 0.06797 71 46 22 3
1568 You step outside post-Covid and there’s the world, upside down. 1.3944 0.07086 71 47 20 4
1569 Hey! Can I come hang with you guys? 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
1570 His world has been turned upside down and yet still shows signs of happiness! 1.3939 0.06786 66 42 22 2
1571 If you turn your phone upside down, we’re the crazy ones 1.3936 0.06091 94 62 27 5
1572 I think this Feng Shui craze has gone a bit too far. 1.3934 0.08518 61 43 12 6
1573 Seems he's making the best of his upside-down mortgage. 1.3933 0.06707 89 61 21 7
1574 Definitely a housing bubble. 1.3933 0.05897 89 64 19 6
1575 Gosh, I think Fred’s world has really been turned up-side-down by quarantine. 1.3929 0.07507 56 36 18 2
1576 Uh-oh. I think Harold is about to drop in. 1.3929 0.06779 84 57 21 6
1577 That's just my neighbor, Escher. 1.3929 0.06779 84 57 21 6
1578 Our neighbour Steve said he gets unlimited storage for only $0.99 a month, it’s called the cloud! 1.3929 0.08327 56 38 14 4
1579 I still think the new zoning changes are good. 1.3924 0.06599 79 52 23 4
1580 Who knew my teenage daughter could make brownies this good? 1.3924 0.07300 79 55 17 7
1581 Name's Escher. He's a nice enough neighbor, but a bit on the odd side. 1.3924 0.06841 79 53 21 5
1582 We call the place Upson Downs. 1.3924 0.06841 79 53 21 5
1583 New normal can't come soon enough. 1.3924 0.06841 79 53 21 5
1584 Wow, his grass really is greener. 1.3924 0.06599 79 52 23 4
1585 Maybe he's just being friendly but I always get the feeling he's looking down my top. 1.3924 0.07519 79 56 15 8
1586 Makes me afraid to go into the basement. 1.3924 0.06599 79 52 23 4
1587 Well, here comes the neighborhood. 1.3922 0.07960 51 33 16 2
1588 He said his world would turn upside down if his wife left him but I didn't take him literally. 1.3919 0.07653 74 52 15 7
1589 I wish he'd stop saying "Top of the morning." 1.3919 0.06889 74 49 21 4
1590 Oh yeah, I told Hank to drop by. 1.3919 0.07152 74 50 19 5
1591 Wouldn’t you say that planet is awfully close. 1.3919 0.07152 74 50 19 5
1592 Yes, he drops in from time to time. 1.3919 0.07152 74 50 19 5
1593 Oh, just another day in the Bermuda Triangle Subdivision 1.3919 0.07152 74 50 19 5
1594 I’ve always wanted to live in a planned community, but nobody told me it would be planned by M.C. Escher… 1.3913 0.06550 92 63 22 7
1595 Does he think we've forgotten the leaf raking incident? 1.3913 0.07785 69 48 15 6
1596 for some reason, our new neighbor is always talking down to us 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
1597 Selling our air rights was definitely a mistake. 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
1598 Poor Fred. He’s upside down on his mortgage... 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
1599 George always has to be one-up. 1.3913 0.06174 92 61 26 5
1600 He just moved in. The last householders dropped out of sight. 1.3913 0.07506 69 47 17 5
1601 Can you believe that guy’s vote counts as much as mine?! 1.3913 0.07506 69 47 17 5
1602 Can this year get any weirder? 1.3913 0.07216 69 46 19 4
1603 It's a nice neighborhood but your neighbors are right on top of you... 1.3913 0.07785 69 48 15 6
1604 In his eyes we’ll always be beneath him” 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
1605 He's just not grounded enough for me. 1.3908 0.06612 87 59 22 6
1606 I’ve heard they are upside down on their house 1.3908 0.06195 87 57 26 4
1607 The Escher model is not for everyone. 1.3906 0.07911 64 44 15 5
1608 Huh. That cloud almost looks like a person. 1.3906 0.07257 64 42 19 3
1609 He’s technically still abiding by the restraining order. 1.3906 0.07911 64 44 15 5
1610 Walter is still head under heels for you, Gloria. 1.3906 0.07911 64 44 15 5
1611 This past year my world has actually been turned upside down 1.3906 0.07591 64 43 17 4
1612 Once the drugs wear off he'll just be boring neighbor Bill again. 1.3902 0.06666 82 55 22 5
1613 G'day! 1.3902 0.06666 82 55 22 5
1614 Remind me how long we've been taking those uppers. 1.3902 0.06666 82 58 19 5
1615 Told you not to add those mushrooms to the omelette. 1.3902 0.06666 82 55 22 5
1616 He used to be a stable guy when he lived downstairs, but then he flipped. 1.3900 0.06340 100 69 23 8
1617 I thought we took a micro dose 1.3898 0.08024 59 40 15 4
1618 It's getting harder and harder to reach across the aisle 1.3898 0.08024 59 42 12 5
1619 Yes, Beverly, he’s nosey, but he makes a delicious upside down cake! 1.3898 0.07259 59 38 19 2
1620 Chicken Little got it wrong. 1.3896 0.07197 77 53 18 6
1621 He’s got a different point of view, but he’s friendly enough. 1.3896 0.06445 77 50 24 3
1622 He's always had a different point of view. 1.3896 0.07657 77 55 14 8
1623 The homeowner’s association can’t touch him. 1.3889 0.06426 72 46 24 2
1624 Yeah, I'll bet he's thinking the same thing. 1.3889 0.07282 72 49 18 5
1625 It's definitely starting to take effect. 1.3889 0.05630 90 60 27 3
1626 He's been trying to get my attention any which way he can. 1.3889 0.06724 72 47 22 3
1627 That man lives in an alternate universe. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
1628 My Physics Teacher and my Guru said this could happen. 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
1629 He's looking to borrow our ladder again. 1.3889 0.08112 54 36 15 3
1630 They bring in a new planet, and real estate prices still go up! 1.3889 0.07282 72 49 18 5
1631 He’s the new neighbor. I understand he ‘s the fact-checker for Sean Hannity. 1.3889 0.07546 72 50 16 6
1632 Mind if I drop in? 1.3882 0.06283 85 56 25 4
1633 This guy is falling! 1.3881 0.06710 67 43 22 2
1634 This neighborhood is certainly different! 1.3881 0.06364 67 47 18 2
1635 The velcro usually lasts about 5 minutes 1.3875 0.07440 80 57 15 8
1636 Our new neighbor, I think his name is Esher, is making some changes. 1.3875 0.07002 80 55 19 6
1637 It’s his “Men are from Mars” pandemic project. 1.3875 0.06535 80 53 23 4
1638 That's my crush, trying to get my attention...in a parallel universe 1.3875 0.07002 80 55 19 6
1639 Where did you say you got those gummies? 1.3875 0.06772 80 54 21 5
1640 I hoped 2021 would be different. 1.3871 0.08083 62 43 14 5
1641 He seems like a nice guy though a bit disoriented. 1.3871 0.07034 62 42 17 3
1642 This is what happens when you deny the science. 1.3871 0.07749 62 42 16 4
1643 Good neighbor, bad theoretical physicist. 1.3871 0.08713 62 45 10 7
1644 He’s always asking me if I’ve seen his newspaper. 1.3871 0.08404 62 44 12 6
1645 It's hard to maintain perspective during this pandemic. 1.3867 0.06816 75 53 17 5
1646 Nice trick Copperfield, but how about finally mowing your lawn? 1.3867 0.07802 75 54 13 8
1647 This explains all the upside down cakes at the bake sale. 1.3867 0.07326 75 52 17 6
1648 Cool. He’s thanking us for the little orange pills. 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
1649 Don't you just hate it when Bob takes simple metaphors too far? 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
1650 Just remember, if you visit him wear pants. 1.3860 0.08582 57 40 12 5
1651 The gravity of the situation escapes him. 1.3860 0.07818 57 38 16 3
1652 He drives the flat-earthers “crazy”! 1.3857 0.06838 70 48 18 4
1653 He's a one percenter. 1.3857 0.07419 70 48 17 5
1654 Yeah, well when Trump lost it kind of turned his world upside down... 1.3857 0.06838 70 46 21 3
1655 Have you noticed that everything has been topsy turvy since last year? 1.3857 0.07135 70 47 19 4
1656 He's taking house flipping to a new level 1.3857 0.06838 70 46 21 3
1657 Just rotate clockwise twice Jim! 1.3857 0.07135 70 49 16 5
1658 I hear that he’s recently unattached. 1.3846 0.07122 78 54 18 6
1659 These Magic Mushrooms are Pretty Cool! 1.3846 0.07498 65 44 17 4
1660 He's friendly, but we're such opposites. 1.3846 0.06884 78 53 20 5
1661 If he says Bottoms Up one more time, he’s toast! 1.3846 0.06638 78 52 22 4
1662 Even in an alternate reality, I still don't like him. 1.3846 0.06638 78 52 22 4
1663 He can't hold his drink 1.3846 0.06638 78 52 22 4
1664 Just pretend you don’t see him. 1.3846 0.06638 78 52 22 4
1665 Jeff next door is practicing his magic act again. Please don't encourage him" 1.3846 0.06884 78 53 20 5
1666 I understand he's upside down on his mortgage. 1.3846 0.06638 78 54 19 5
1667 I always get the feeling he is looking down at me. 1.3846 0.06638 78 52 22 4
1668 it's one of the vaccines rare side effects 1.3846 0.06004 104 73 23 8
1669 Don’t wave at him! He will turn around! 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
1670 No, he weird thing is he's the only neighbor with a pool. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
1671 Ralph lives in this alternate reality. We're cool with it. 1.3837 0.06002 86 63 17 6
1672 The world’s turned upside down again. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
1673 Don't wave. It only encourages him. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
1674 I've given up keeping up with the Joneses. 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
1675 This entire week has just felt ‘off’. 1.3837 0.06226 86 57 25 4
1676 Bottoms up! 1.3836 0.07202 73 50 18 5
1677 He started with anti-gravity boots, and now this. 1.3836 0.06933 73 49 20 4
1678 That’s my neighbor Hank, the registered gravity offender. 1.3836 0.07461 73 51 16 6
1679 Our grass is way greener. 1.3836 0.07461 73 51 16 6
1680 Fortunately, he only revolves once every 24 hours. 1.3836 0.07461 73 51 16 6
1681 His social distancing is above and beyond. 1.3836 0.06652 73 48 22 3
1682 He doesn't believe in science. 1.3833 0.08265 60 42 13 5
1683 You won't believe it, in his universe a man is president. 1.3833 0.07551 60 40 17 3
1684 Ever heard that expression 'be careful what you wish for'? 1.3830 0.06070 94 63 26 5
1685 Karen, is hallucination listed as a vaccine side effect? 1.3830 0.06782 94 67 18 9
1686 Gotta cut back on the edibles. 1.3827 0.06705 81 55 21 5
1687 His concept of flipping houses is vastly different from mine. 1.3827 0.06705 81 55 21 5
1688 Those 'shrooms are awesome. 1.3824 0.07848 68 48 14 6
1689 I assume he drives the Buick with the Hogwarts bumper sticker. 1.3824 0.08123 68 49 12 7
1690 He’s surprisingly friendly for a house flipper 1.3824 0.06635 68 44 22 2
1691 This is why I didn't want to move to Australia 1.3824 0.07267 68 46 18 4
1692 This is some good shit, Nance. 1.3824 0.07563 68 47 16 5
1693 He's living with alternate facts 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
1694 Well I hear there’s money in flipping houses. 1.3820 0.06686 89 62 20 7
1695 This new congressional districting plan really clarifies things. 1.3820 0.06292 89 60 24 5
1696 He’s from New Zealand. 1.3818 0.08405 55 38 13 4
1697 Hang in there, Bob! 1.3818 0.08405 55 38 13 4
1698 Like they say, you can take the neighbor out of Australia, but... 1.3818 0.08797 55 39 11 5
1699 Jerry lives to defy our strict HOA board. 1.3816 0.07001 76 52 19 5
1700 He hasn't figured out yet that Trump lost. We just humor him by smiling and waving 1.3816 0.07485 76 54 15 7
1701 He's off his meds 1.3816 0.07247 76 53 17 6
1702 That’s our neighbor Mr. Jones. He will do anything for attention. 1.3816 0.07001 76 52 19 5
1703 I'm glad he never built that pool. 1.3810 0.07307 63 42 18 3
1704 Told you he looked gay 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
1705 It’s all about perspective. 1.3810 0.07307 63 42 18 3
1706 He says the new thing is upside-downsizing. 1.3810 0.07977 63 44 14 5
1707 No, Betty, it's not a mirage. The world really did turn upside down. And you were where...? 1.3810 0.07307 63 42 18 3
1708 I think he’s handled the divorce well 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
1709 He's still living in 2020 1.3803 0.07334 71 49 17 5
1710 As long as he doesn’t have a dog. 1.3803 0.07054 71 48 19 4
1711 It’s bearable until he takes his dog out to do his business. 1.3800 0.05646 100 66 30 4
1712 I thought the whole point of SpaceX was to colonize Mars. 1.3800 0.08025 50 33 15 2
1713 Don't wave back! If we ignore him, eventually he'll realize that we are also an hallucination. 1.3797 0.06814 79 54 20 5
1714 Hmmm, so that's.how the others halh lives. 1.3797 0.07048 79 55 18 6
1715 It's sad, but everyone who panicked and bought at the peak is upside down now 1.3797 0.07048 79 55 18 6
1716 It all started in 2020 1.3797 0.07274 79 56 16 7
1717 Jim said he called about refinancing, he’s upside down in that thing 1.3797 0.07048 79 55 18 6
1718 Dare I ask his orientation? 1.3793 0.08459 58 41 12 5
1719 A Republican. 1.3793 0.08093 58 40 14 4
1720 He could never do that if this weren't a cartoon. 1.3793 0.08459 58 41 12 5
1721 You'd think a parallel universe would have been good enough for him, but no 1.3793 0.07535 87 65 11 11
1722 Things haven’t been the same around here since the Eschers finished their remodel. 1.3793 0.07308 58 38 18 2
1723 I'm starting to wonder about my pharmacist. 1.3793 0.08459 58 41 12 5
1724 Hi Harold. How's it hanging? 1.3788 0.08573 66 49 9 8
1725 It’s been like this since the election. 1.3788 0.07406 66 45 17 4
1726 You know, he’s nice, but it’s like we live in two different worlds. 1.3788 0.08011 66 47 13 6
1727 But, technically he’s not exceeding the height limit. 1.3788 0.07714 66 46 15 5
1728 I hope he doesn't drop in again. 1.3784 0.07378 74 52 16 6
1729 We dated once or twice, but our perspectives were too different. 1.3784 0.06295 74 48 24 2
1730 And yet you seldom meet such a pleasant contrarian. 1.3784 0.07123 74 51 18 5
1731 Oh, that's Mr. Escher. He's such a show-off. 1.3784 0.06295 74 48 24 2
1732 If he drops in, he'll never leave. 1.3784 0.06582 74 49 22 3
1733 The neighborhood has not been the same since M.C. Esher moved in. 1.3784 0.06582 74 49 22 3
1734 And that, my dear, is how I met your father. 1.3784 0.06858 74 50 20 4
1735 We have to rake each other's leaves in the fall. 1.3780 0.06409 82 55 23 4
1736 Just ignore that guy. He thinks that the world revolves around him. 1.3780 0.07079 82 58 17 7
1737 We really need to set some ground rules with the neighbors. 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
1738 Just wait until you see how the toilets flush 1.3774 0.08615 53 37 12 4
1739 Sure...he's a nice guy, but his worldview is topsy-turvy. 1.3770 0.08153 61 43 13 5
1740 Velcro. 1.3770 0.07811 61 42 15 4
1741 I think I took too many. 1.3770 0.07453 61 41 17 3
1742 They told us that no one was living there 1.3770 0.07811 61 44 12 5
1743 I can never tell which of us is more stoned. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
1744 He's a Republican-just ignore him. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
1745 This pandemic has just turned the world upside down for me! 1.3768 0.06562 69 45 22 2
1746 My eyes are down here, Steve. 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
1747 I heard his mortgage is upside down, too. 1.3768 0.07182 69 47 18 4
1748 After she left, his world was turned upside down. 1.3768 0.06879 69 46 20 3
1749 He claims that gravity is a conspiracy theory. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
1750 Somehow, I thought alien space ships would be more threatening. 1.3768 0.07182 69 47 18 4
1751 Let’s see him ‘mansplain’ this one. 1.3768 0.06879 69 46 20 3
1752 Maybe Einstein was right. 1.3768 0.07473 69 48 16 5
1753 He can do this but he can’t return my Tupperware? 1.3768 0.06879 69 46 20 3
1754 - No we haven't seen your kid's ball... 1.3768 0.07473 69 48 16 5
1755 That’s my neighbor Dave, he’s polite and all but his ideas are a bit backwards 1.3768 0.07182 69 49 15 5
1756 ...and some say LSD doesn't work... 1.3766 0.06927 77 53 19 5
1757 Some people sure take social distancing to extremes. 1.3766 0.06676 77 52 21 4
1758 In a polarized world it's great to have neighbors with a different perspective 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
1759 Everything's up in the air with him. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
1760 Eventually you get used to rotational gravity. 1.3763 0.06288 93 64 23 6
1761 Judging by the accent I’d guess Australian 1.3761 0.05253 117 80 31 6
1762 This is the downside of living on Snow Globe Lane. 1.3750 0.07874 64 45 14 5
1763 That's Larry - my parallel universe bff. 1.3750 0.08665 56 40 11 5
1764 I dated him once but we're polar opposites. 1.3750 0.06390 72 47 23 2
1765 I get that the whole world is topsy-turvy right now -- but no way am I waving back. 1.3750 0.06975 80 56 18 6
1766 Sure, a space hotel is great and all -- I just expected it a little further out. 1.3750 0.08282 56 39 13 4
1767 Wait until the HOA sees this. 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
1768 It's 2021, I've seen crazier 1.3750 0.08183 64 46 12 6
1769 How'd you know he's Australian? 1.3750 0.06506 80 54 22 4
1770 "That's George. He's Republican" 1.3750 0.07516 72 51 15 6
1771 Yeah, they drop over a lot. Kind of weird. 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
1772 At first I thought it was a hallucination, but then I realized he was saying robhgien iH, and I was fine with it. 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
1773 Fold in the middle 1.3750 0.06975 80 56 18 6
1774 Those marijuana gummies has given me a new way of seeing things. 1.3750 0.07880 56 38 15 3
1775 I told him he had to get over himself, and this is what I get. 1.3750 0.06689 72 48 21 3
1776 What’d you put in this lemonade? 1.3750 0.08481 64 47 10 7
1777 He's always dropping in unexpectedly. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
1778 I told you this neighborhood has its ups and downs. 1.3750 0.06976 72 49 19 4
1779 I feel silly--nobody told me this was Opposite Day. 1.3750 0.08282 56 39 13 4
1780 Don't worry, this is just part of the 'new normal.' 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
1781 This doesn't surprise me at all given the year we just went through. 1.3750 0.06689 72 48 21 3
1782 I told you I should have bought air rights! 1.3750 0.06865 64 42 20 2
1783 I don’t want to sound like an alarmist, but I think the sky is falling. 1.3750 0.06975 80 56 18 6
1784 My neighbor is anything but an upstanding citizen 1.3750 0.07457 56 37 17 2
1785 Everything is turned on its head this year, including Bob. 1.3750 0.06115 88 59 25 4
1786 Well, the forecast did call for an atmospheric inversion. 1.3750 0.06865 64 42 20 2
1787 He's a great neighbor. He flies out every evening and eats his body weight in insects. 1.3750 0.08260 72 54 9 9
1788 They tried to flip it with an upside down mortgage. 1.3750 0.07199 80 57 16 7
1789 You know there's a theory that gravity is just a suggestion. 1.3750 0.06000 80 57 19 4
1790 He's retired from NASA. 1.3750 0.08183 64 46 12 6
1791 They don't believe in gravity. 1.3750 0.07217 64 43 18 3
1792 Our homeowner association said we couldn't even raise chickens. 1.3750 0.07217 64 43 18 3
1793 COVID has me seeing things differently these days. 1.3738 0.05232 107 76 26 5
1794 He’s an idiot. He can’t even tell Up from Down. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
1795 Terrific. Here comes Ned again. Always wanting Us to see it from His side of the fence... 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
1796 It’s our new Australian neighbor. 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
1797 The feminist in me wants to break through the grass ceiling... 1.3735 0.06347 83 56 23 4
1798 He's the neighborhood Republican. 1.3733 0.06785 75 51 20 4
1799 Now I understand what it means to be upside down on your mortgage! 1.3733 0.06785 75 51 20 4
1800 That's Mr. Escher, who just moved in next door. 1.3733 0.06514 75 50 22 3
1801 Conservatives, It's like they live in a different world. Yea, I only wish it was farther away. 1.3733 0.07296 75 53 16 6
1802 I’ve heard of houses being ‘upside down,’ but I’ve never seen it. 1.3733 0.07539 75 54 14 7
1803 It must be a symptom of the mutant strain... 1.3733 0.06514 75 50 22 3
1804 Who invited him over? 1.3731 0.08191 67 49 11 7
1805 I'm having a hard time getting used to these new glasses! 1.3731 0.07001 67 47 16 4
1806 Oh, that's Eddy. He's a Nonconformist. 1.3731 0.04677 67 47 19 1
1807 Damn, that medical marijuana is some good stuff. 1.3731 0.07001 67 45 19 3
1808 Don't make eye contact. He's a Republican. 1.3731 0.07619 67 47 15 5
1809 I'm starting to wonder if our lives may really be the ones turned upsidedown. 1.3731 0.06322 67 43 23 1
1810 Yesterday, his cat fell down. 1.3731 0.07619 67 47 15 5
1811 From his perspective, we're the ones who are upside down. 1.3731 0.07001 67 45 19 3
1812 Sure we’re next to the Upside Down, but you can’t beat the school district. 1.3731 0.07317 67 46 17 4
1813 One thing I gotta say, if nothing else those Australians are very friendly. 1.3729 0.07981 59 41 14 4
1814 At least he’s not wearing his kilt today! 1.3729 0.07212 59 39 18 2
1815 At least he never tried to overturn the election ... 1.3729 0.09013 59 44 8 7
1816 They say other habitable worlds are much closer than we initially thought. 1.3725 0.07902 51 34 15 2
1817 Don’t worry; it’s not science-based. 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
1818 So what’s your reaction to your second shot? 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
1819 He's the most contrary person I have ever met. 1.3718 0.06082 78 54 21 3
1820 Clearly, I've been doing too many headstands. 1.3718 0.06350 78 52 23 3
1821 He seems friendly enough. 1.3718 0.06350 78 52 23 3
1822 So much turnover these days. 1.3714 0.07660 70 50 14 6
1823 He's actually on Cloud 6. 1.3714 0.06801 70 47 20 3
1824 You're going to run out of glue some day, Carl. 1.3714 0.07099 70 48 18 4
1825 Your creepy neighbor is always hanging around. 1.3714 0.07385 70 49 16 5
1826 That's so meta ... 1.3714 0.07099 70 48 18 4
1827 He always loved the song “Dancing on the Ceiling.” 1.3714 0.06801 70 47 20 3
1828 That’s my neighbor, Fred. He’s head-over-heels for me. 1.3714 0.07385 70 49 16 5
1829 Oh, that’s our new neighbor. He’s from Australia. 1.3714 0.07385 70 49 16 5
1830 My neighbor is always trying to one-up us. 1.3714 0.07385 70 49 16 5
1831 I'm telling you, your neighbor lives in a different reality. 1.3710 0.07357 62 42 17 3
1832 That's Larry. He's from Australia. 1.3710 0.07357 62 42 17 3
1833 Maybe we should go back to microdosing. 1.3710 0.07708 62 43 15 4
1834 Looks like Bob got one of those reverse mortgages 1.3710 0.07708 62 43 15 4
1835 Oh, that's Don again with his friendly reminder that it's US who are upside down. 1.3710 0.07708 62 43 15 4
1836 This arrangement really opens up the view, but I wish he'd get rid of the dog.... 1.3708 0.05846 89 59 27 3
1837 He works for Apple Maps. 1.3704 0.08060 54 37 14 3
1838 Is it me, or is there a reflection in that pool? 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
1839 I'm actually a realtor. Happy to flip yours too. 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
1840 Harold told me he'd be dropping by. 1.3704 0.05943 81 53 26 2
1841 Don't wave back, or he'll just want to drop in on us again. 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
1842 Apparently zoning laws only extend 10 feet into the air 1.3704 0.08482 54 38 12 4
1843 I didn't think we would see him again since his move to Australia. 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
1844 He never understood the gravity of our relationship. 1.3699 0.06617 73 49 21 3
1845 Hello, ladies! How do ou manage not to spill your drinks? 1.3699 0.06899 73 50 19 4
1846 You think that's weird, you should see his staircase. 1.3699 0.06899 73 50 19 4
1847 That's Steve, he's always up to something. 1.3699 0.06015 73 49 22 2
1848 Is it me or that cloud looks exactly like the neighbor's house? 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
1849 Over there Trump is still President. 1.3692 0.07774 65 46 14 5
1850 Maybe he thinks we're smiling back. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
1851 He's friendly, but he's flipping crazy! 1.3690 0.06287 84 59 20 5
1852 We should have built the fence higher 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
1853 Mr. Escher is a little odd, but seems friendly enough. 1.3684 0.06168 76 50 24 2
1854 That's our new neighbor...from Australia. 1.3684 0.06969 76 53 18 5
1855 It's an Escher-esque mirage . . . 1.3684 0.06446 76 51 22 3
1856 There are two of us. So he’s wrong. 1.3684 0.07768 57 39 15 3
1857 Please don't let him borrow the leaf blower again. 1.3684 0.07768 57 39 15 3
1858 The grass is always greener, I guess.” “On the flip side, your new neighbor seems nice. 1.3684 0.07354 57 38 17 2
1859 It’s really only a problem when he mows the lawn 1.3684 0.06713 76 52 20 4
1860 He keeps asking me out but we're from two different worlds. 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
1861 Look there’s the Australian neighbor 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
1862 It’s my husband’s doppelhänger 1.3676 0.06919 68 46 19 3
1863 Years ago anti-gravity was just a theory. 1.3676 0.06594 68 45 21 2
1864 This only happens once every 17 years 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
1865 This social distancing crap has gone on too long. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
1866 He’s a nice neighbor, but I’m happy we chose Levittown over Levitationtown. 1.3676 0.06594 68 45 21 2
1867 He calls himself the numerator of the subdivision. 1.3676 0.07229 68 47 17 4
1868 Just smile and wave 1.3676 0.06919 68 46 19 3
1869 Just smile and nod 1.3676 0.06919 68 46 19 3
1870 I think those edibles just kicked in. 1.3676 0.06919 68 46 19 3
1871 Harry's always occupied an alternate universe. 1.3667 0.06709 60 39 20 1
1872 Things really haven’t been the same since the Eschers moved in next door. 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
1873 He just bought the air rights 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
1874 Ever since George joined QAnon he has been in an alternate reality. 1.3662 0.07831 71 52 12 7
1875 My ex-husband lives in a different world now. 1.3662 0.06725 71 48 20 3
1876 He's mastered the space-time continuum, and yet he still can't figure out how to park without blocking our driveway. 1.3662 0.07018 71 49 18 4
1877 ...you know, I actually really love what he’s done with the hedges. 1.3662 0.06419 71 47 22 2
1878 That's our neighbor, M. C. Escher. 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
1879 Welcome to the new normal. 1.3651 0.06901 63 42 19 2
1880 I forget--is that normal? 1.3651 0.07607 63 44 15 4
1881 He’s not my type. We just see things differently. 1.3651 0.07263 63 45 14 4
1882 I still haven't figured out whether it's them or us and I'm not sure I care. 1.3651 0.08253 63 46 11 6
1883 If we don’t wave back maybe he’ll think we didn't notice him 1.3651 0.07607 63 44 15 4
1884 Just when you put up a fence, they build higher. 1.3649 0.06823 74 51 19 4
1885 Do you think that our new neighbor is always going to hang around like that? 1.3649 0.06546 74 50 21 3
1886 This is absolutely my last martini! 1.3649 0.07346 74 53 15 6
1887 There's gotta be an upside to what we're seeing right now!! 1.3649 0.06257 74 54 17 3
1888 He’s an empty nester. All of his kids have dropped out. 1.3649 0.06546 74 55 15 4
1889 Our neighbor’s a republican?! 1.3649 0.07346 74 53 15 6
1890 Of course the geeks would find the loopholes in the zoning laws. 1.3636 0.07941 55 38 14 3
1891 I had a bad feeling when he bought the rights to the airspace. 1.3636 0.06345 66 43 22 1
1892 To be fair, we knew the neighbors were installing a Large Hadron Collider to dabble in that parallel universe thing before we bought this place. 1.3636 0.07675 66 47 14 5
1893 Roger loves hanging out with his neighbors. 1.3636 0.06703 66 44 20 2
1894 I really hope he is able to turn it around. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
1895 The Pandemic turned the world upside down! 1.3636 0.07365 66 46 16 4
1896 I thought they'd have a much harder time selling that property. 1.3636 0.07042 55 36 18 1
1897 Klossner's upside down on his mortgage. 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
1898 He is still trying to get the hang of things. 1.3636 0.05819 77 50 26 1
1899 They say he got it a lot cheaper, but I just couldn't live like that. 1.3636 0.07941 55 38 14 3
1900 He still pines for me in the alternate universe. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
1901 White flight's getting a bit too literal. 1.3636 0.07505 55 37 16 2
1902 This area is zoned for alternative universes, but I can’t put up a hammock in my backyard!? 1.3636 0.07941 55 38 14 3
1903 He may fall for you. 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
1904 He's nice... but we live in two different worlds. 1.3636 0.07941 55 38 14 3
1905 Well Mildred, from his perspective, we are the ones defying gravity. 1.3636 0.06703 66 44 20 2
1906 It's fine. He's entitled to his opinion. 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
1907 Maybe we should get the second dose right before Coachella 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
1908 Upside down mortgages are getting easier to spot these days! 1.3636 0.07365 66 46 16 4
1909 With real estate prices surging, he thought he'd try his luck with unreal estate 1.3636 0.07675 66 47 14 5
1910 I hate it when the neighbour just drops in 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1911 I am so tired of this ‘keeping upside-down with the Joneses’ routine! 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
1912 I think hardcore day drinking is really starting to improve my perspective on the pandemic. 1.3636 0.06703 66 44 20 2
1913 Yeah, and the HOA just banned umbrellas too. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
1914 He still hasn't adapted to life on this side of the world. 1.3626 0.03670 91 69 20 2
1915 At least he took the Trump sign down 1.3625 0.06225 80 56 20 4
1916 The overhead in this place has really become a burden. 1.3625 0.05965 80 53 25 2
1917 It's still no, Hank 1.3625 0.06474 80 57 18 5
1918 Well that’s one way to flip a house. 1.3625 0.06225 80 54 23 3
1919 I thought it would be easier just to move to Australia 1.3625 0.05965 80 55 22 3
1920 Yes it is odd but it’s been a strange year 1.3625 0.05694 80 52 27 1
1921 I miss the 60's. 1.3623 0.06838 69 47 19 3
1922 My new neighbor wants to meet me, but he’s going about it the wrong way. 1.3623 0.07436 69 49 15 5
1923 He's a magician and often brings his work home. 1.3623 0.06838 69 47 19 3
1924 Oh, c'mon, you know, upside down isn't just a metaphor. 1.3623 0.07143 69 48 17 4
1925 I refuse to keep up with the Joneses. 1.3623 0.06184 69 47 20 2
1926 I guess Rhonda really did turn his world upside down. 1.3623 0.06519 69 46 21 2
1927 He’s 180, we’re 182. 1.3623 0.07143 69 48 17 4
1928 These days even Australia doesn't seem so far away. 1.3623 0.06184 69 45 23 1
1929 I don’t know...I just feel like the whole world has turned upside down. 1.3623 0.07143 69 48 17 4
1930 You’re right, the grass does look greener. 1.3623 0.06519 69 46 21 2
1931 When he goes back inside, cha-ching! We collect the change. 1.3621 0.08045 58 41 13 4
1932 Our neighbor is one of those gravity and Covid deniers. 1.3621 0.08045 58 41 13 4
1933 Him? Yeah,bit of an oddball. He keeps talking about a land down under - where women glow and men plunder ... 1.3621 0.07660 58 40 15 3
1934 You never told me that MC Escher was your neighbor! 1.3621 0.07660 58 40 15 3
1935 Is that the Big Man upstairs? 1.3621 0.07660 58 40 15 3
1936 He makes a really good upside down cake. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1937 God, I hate the new neighbors - always trying to one-up us. 1.3614 0.06080 83 56 24 3
1938 He always wanted a place up north. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
1939 I told you not to sell our airspace 1.3611 0.06350 72 48 22 2
1940 I’m thinking we need to add some taller trees near the fence. 1.3611 0.06350 72 48 22 2
1941 Oh, and get this. He actually reads The Atlantic. 1.3611 0.06034 72 47 24 1
1942 How do I know he's in denial? Our drinks don't spill. 1.3611 0.06939 72 50 18 4
1943 No...no. THAT guy lives down the street. THIS is the one who keeps calling my dog "Q" and asking for "orders" 1.3611 0.06939 72 50 18 4
1944 You know, I’ve kinda gotten use to the world being upside down... 1.3611 0.07215 72 51 16 5
1945 Always the contrarian! 1.3607 0.07404 61 42 16 3
1946 He's a nice guy, but we don't share the same point of view. 1.3607 0.06199 61 39 22 0
1947 Heavy hand on the vodka today Millie. 1.3607 0.08439 61 45 10 6
1948 Looks like it's time to update the zoning laws. 1.3607 0.07026 61 41 18 2
1949 He's president of the HOA so there's not much we can do about it. 1.3607 0.07765 61 43 14 4
1950 I am not sure who is looking up and who is looking down 1.3607 0.07404 61 42 16 3
1951 This neighborhood has a high turnover 1.3607 0.07404 61 42 16 3
1952 He's funny; he thinks we're the ones who are upside down. 1.3607 0.06199 61 39 22 0
1953 I was just kidding about that upside-down cake recipe! 1.3605 0.03272 86 68 15 3
1954 Tell me, Betsy: Is he drunk or are we? 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1955 Looks like the Becks were able to flip that house after all. 1.3605 0.07001 86 63 15 8
1956 He always gets out of bed on the wrong side... 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1957 This is the new normal 1.3600 0.06749 75 55 16 4
1958 Never a boring day living next to a mad scientist. 1.3600 0.06477 75 51 21 3
1959 You get a different perspective on the world, living in Australia. 1.3600 0.06749 75 57 13 5
1960 Oh, he’ll be fine once he refinances 1.3600 0.08926 50 36 10 4
1961 I know college weed wasn’t as strong, but when does this stuff start ‘kicking-in’ 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
1962 Nah, he's not our next-door neighbor exactly. 1.3600 0.04892 75 50 25 0
1963 It really has been that kind of year.. 1.3600 0.08456 50 35 12 3
1964 I think it looks like a cloud! 1.3600 0.07011 75 53 17 5
1965 Just don’t look, he’ll never stop if he keeps getting attention. 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
1966 Our new neighbor. His name is Escher 1.3600 0.08926 50 36 10 4
1967 Hey, guys! Do you happen to have an adjustable wrench? 1.3600 0.08926 50 36 10 4
1968 They just moved in next door and are already flipping the house. 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1969 I said we shouldn't have moved to Australia. 1.3596 0.06636 89 64 18 7
1970 Leave it to Harry. He's a one of a kind. I knew he'd come up with his own way of doing things when he got into flipping houses. 1.3594 0.08143 64 47 11 6
1971 I'm all for proper social distancing, but non-euclidian social distancing seems a little extreme. 1.3594 0.07832 64 46 13 5
1972 It’s really only a problem when the kids use their trampoline. 1.3594 0.06816 64 43 19 2
1973 We are in the Venn segment of two alternate universes. 1.3594 0.07171 64 44 17 3
1974 There he goes again, flipping houses! 1.3594 0.06442 64 44 18 2
1975 On the plus side, we get a lot of loose change. 1.3594 0.07171 64 44 17 3
1976 He’s so rich he can afford his own gravity. 1.3594 0.07509 64 45 15 4
1977 Fred is still up in the air about the vaccine 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
1978 Neighbor Bob has messed up his zoom settings again. 1.3590 0.07737 78 59 10 9
1979 Don’t pay any attention... Bob’s in another world. 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
1980 Yep. The world really has turned upside down. 1.3590 0.06315 78 53 22 3
1981 With at all that’s happened this past year, this feels oddly normal 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
1982 Apparently he's perfectly happy having a reverse mortgage. 1.3585 0.08124 53 37 13 3
1983 He just got out of prism 1.3585 0.08559 53 38 11 4
1984 See, the new normal isn't that bad 1.3585 0.07175 53 35 17 1
1985 He's Australian, go figure. 1.3582 0.06957 67 46 18 3
1986 poor guy, when his wife left him it turned his world upside-down. 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
1987 No problem; Just "rotate" and "delete". 1.3582 0.07275 67 50 12 5
1988 He’s thrilled with his reverse mortgage. 1.3582 0.06957 67 46 18 3
1989 anti-maskers really see the world upside down 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
1990 Pay no attention. Everything he does is just to put us down. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1991 He did say he was going to flip it. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1992 He has taken to meditation 1.3580 0.05064 81 60 18 3
1993 It’s a divided country. 1.3571 0.06446 70 47 21 2
1994 He lives in his world, and I live in mine. 1.3571 0.08615 56 41 10 5
1995 I liked it better when his house was under water. 1.3571 0.07060 70 49 17 4
1996 Isn't that house a little upscale for this neighborhood? 1.3571 0.06760 70 48 19 3
1997 It all depends on your perspective. 1.3571 0.06760 70 48 19 3
1998 He’s so darn good at home improvements. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
1999 . . . democrat 1.3571 0.07825 56 39 14 3
2000 And that’s when our world got flipped-turned upside down 1.3571 0.07825 56 39 14 3
2001 Oh, look. There’s Flip. 1.3571 0.08229 56 40 12 4
2002 After the break-up, he always said he'd get over me." 1.3571 0.08229 56 40 12 4
2003 Ever wonder if everyone else has it all figured out? 1.3571 0.07825 56 39 14 3
2004 Have you considered seeing things from his point of view? 1.3571 0.06760 70 48 19 3
2005 I bet he didn't get a permit for that. 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
2006 He did say he’s moving up in the world. 1.3571 0.06446 70 47 21 2
2007 Just happy his is not an ocean-front! 1.3563 0.05890 87 59 25 3
2008 Is it bad that i'm not even surprised this is happening? 1.3562 0.06578 73 50 20 3
2009 There's Henry again, thinking he's above us. 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
2010 The sprawl in this burrow is getting ridiculous. 1.3559 0.07156 59 40 17 2
2011 Jose is from the Southern Hemisphere. 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
2012 It's so hard to keep upside down with the Jones. 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
2013 He said he's going to put in a trampoline for his kid. 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
2014 When they moved to the neighborhood he and his wife had a falling out. 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
2015 What’s wrong with his hand 1.3559 0.07156 59 40 17 2
2016 They did warn us that the neighbor is a theoretical physicist and is somewhat eccentric. 1.3556 0.08502 45 31 12 2
2017 He's actually very down to earth. 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
2018 So far, the sky isn't falling. But that could be next. 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
2019 It’s my ex. Just ignore him. 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
2020 Apparently the alternate universe hasn't gone thru 2020 yet. They look happy. 1.3553 0.06676 76 53 19 4
2021 The city said it's a zoning issue... 1.3548 0.06936 62 42 18 2
2022 Uppity neighbors! 1.3548 0.07660 62 44 14 4
2023 I've got no idea who he is. There's a lot of turnover here. 1.3548 0.07660 62 44 14 4
2024 I wonder how much he made flipping that one. 1.3548 0.06936 62 42 18 2
2025 I'm telling you Amy, even on International Women's day, men will do ANYTHING to show us they are still the most powerful ! 1.3548 0.07660 62 44 14 4
2026 Don't pay any attention. He's just showing off his new inversion therapy machine. 1.3548 0.07660 62 44 14 4
2027 Yes...Money does fall on trees 1.3548 0.07998 62 45 12 5
2028 I think he's taking social distancing a little too far. 1.3548 0.07660 62 44 14 4
2029 He bought my air rights. 1.3548 0.07660 62 46 11 5
2030 He’s upside-down on his mortgage, but he doesn’t seem to mind. 1.3548 0.08322 62 46 10 6
2031 Things sure have changed round here since Mr Möbius moved in. 1.3548 0.07660 62 44 14 4
2032 I hope his trash has the same gravity. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
2033 It’s complicated. 1.3544 0.05985 79 56 21 2
2034 Greg found a way around the NIMBY problem. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
2035 Tom thinks he can be on the next episode of Flip That House. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
2036 I think he's finally flipped out Just ignore him Edith 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
2037 The epidemic turned his world upside down. 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
2038 Don't ask. 1.3542 0.08675 48 34 11 3
2039 We should've built a taller fence 1.3538 0.07413 65 46 15 4
2040 Apparently your husband's gravity reversal machine works. 1.3538 0.07082 65 45 17 3
2041 I love this neighborhood because it's multi-dimensional. 1.3538 0.07082 65 45 17 3
2042 Selling our air rights seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.3538 0.06734 65 44 19 2
2043 Oh, he's just celebrating his reverse mortgage. 1.3538 0.07413 65 46 15 4
2044 I wonder how all this looks from his perspective. 1.3538 0.06734 65 44 19 2
2045 ˙˙˙pooɥɹoqɥƃᴉǝu ǝɥʇ sǝoƃ ǝɹǝɥʇ 1.3538 0.07731 65 47 13 5
2046 There are literally no upsides to being his neighbor. 1.3538 0.07413 65 46 15 4
2047 Watch it, he's trying to look down your blouse. 1.3537 0.06104 82 60 17 5
2048 At this point, all I care about is if he’s vaccinated. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
2049 When we get our shots, everything will return to normal. 1.3537 0.06104 82 56 23 3
2050 Poor guy. I understand that he's upside down on his mortgage. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
2051 Exactly how many cups of sugar does this pineapple cake have? 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
2052 Oh, sure! He seems friendly enough but don't you get the impression he looks down on us? 1.3529 0.07186 68 48 16 4
2053 I guess Ted's more upside down with his mortgage than we realized. 1.3529 0.07833 51 35 14 2
2054 We hear he's upside down on his mortgage. 1.3529 0.06547 68 46 20 2
2055 This doesn't look like China! How deep did I dig! 1.3529 0.08051 68 51 10 7
2056 Looks like the upside down man moved in 1.3529 0.06196 85 59 22 4
2057 It's an ongoing neighborhood debate. Which of us is upside down? 1.3529 0.08778 51 37 10 4
2058 The shrubbery is warning that he’s definitely not in our bubble! 1.3529 0.05476 85 64 18 3
2059 Sometimes it's like frank is smiling down on us, but then I realize he's upsidedown." 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
2060 Ok... what’s in that weed? 1.3529 0.07833 51 35 14 2
2061 I really don't know. Maybe glue on his shoes. 1.3529 0.08778 51 37 10 4
2062 He tries hard to be upright 1.3529 0.08778 51 37 10 4
2063 I see our neighbour is taking inversion therapy to the next level. 1.3529 0.06203 68 45 22 1
2064 42 offers, went $100K over asking. 1.3529 0.07042 85 63 14 8
2065 No, his is split-level. 1.3529 0.06874 68 47 18 3
2066 The HOA sent him a warning Thursday, and he has until next Thursday to get things right side up or face fines. 1.3521 0.07532 71 52 13 6
2067 Be careful what you wish for 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
2068 Nice trick, Dan, but from where we sit, you're the one who's upside down. 1.3521 0.06375 71 48 21 2
2069 He claims it eliminates his Carbon footprint. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
2070 That's our neighbor Carl - he's a bit of a contrarian. 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
2071 You know ... this pandemic thing has turned the whole world upside down! 1.3521 0.06375 71 48 21 2
2072 I told him I’d only date him if he radically changed his perception of women 1.3521 0.06683 71 51 16 4
2073 Something is upside down here. Are we in Flip that House or Stranger Things? 1.3521 0.06375 71 48 21 2
2074 He’s a nice guy... but you can’t really say he’s a down-to-earth kind of guy 1.3521 0.06375 71 48 21 2
2075 Gary really has turned his life around—good for him. 1.3519 0.09217 54 41 7 6
2076 Since his wife left him his life has been upside down. 1.3519 0.08425 54 39 11 4
2077 OMG! Carol! Linda!...you’re upside down! 1.3519 0.07072 54 36 17 1
2078 I've been uneasy ever since that anti-gravity scientist moved in next door. 1.3519 0.08000 54 38 13 3
2079 I can see Australia from my house. 1.3519 0.08000 54 38 13 3
2080 Yeah, they are always high. It's really annoying." 1.3519 0.07550 54 37 15 2
2081 Sure, he's benevolent, but I I could do without the Almighty attitude. 1.3516 0.05270 91 63 26 2
2082 Damn those bloody Australians and their 'We got covid right' smugness. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
2083 Our new neighbor. I baked him an upside down cake. 1.3514 0.06506 74 51 20 3
2084 He must have dropped his keys again. 1.3509 0.07294 57 41 13 3
2085 I'd rather be underwater." 1.3509 0.08485 57 42 10 5
2086 If he gets any closer we´ll have to put masks on 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
2087 I told him that all I needed in a relationship was a roof over my head. 1.3509 0.06851 57 38 18 1
2088 This gives new meaning to "Not In My Backyard.' 1.3509 0.07294 57 39 16 2
2089 He's been like that ever since Fox News declared Biden as the winner. 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
2090 We’re lucky they don’t have Adirondack chairs.” 1.3509 0.07294 57 39 16 2
2091 A devastating example of the world turned upside down! 1.3506 0.06066 77 52 23 2
2092 He has always fancied himself above us. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
2093 They say there’s big money in house flipping....but I don’t get it! 1.3506 0.06341 77 53 21 3
2094 I see Roger wants to drop in again 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
2095 Maybe build a taller fence? 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
2096 It's Mr. Escher. He's an artist, I hear. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
2097 See I told you our worlds weren't so far apart! 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
2098 How much vodka did you put in the punch? 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
2099 Which one of us do you think he's hitting on? 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
2100 The H.O.A. sent him a notice. 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
2101 It's all done with mirrors. 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
2102 Don’t wave. He’s weird. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
2103 Trust me Janine, Robert Frost had it all wrong. 1.3500 0.08174 60 44 11 5
2104 It's easier not to keep up with Jones. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
2105 I wonder if they will ever move back to the city? 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
2106 Ignore him. He keeps asking how my drink stays in the glass. 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
2107 I just feel like this country is more divided than ever. 1.3500 0.07061 60 41 17 2
2108 I don’t feel anything yet, how about you ? 1.3500 0.08512 60 45 9 6
2109 And he’s one of those “the world is flat” people ! 1.3500 0.06649 60 40 19 1
2110 As a prototype it’s great but I wonder about the cost. 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
2111 Oh hey Joe! How' s it hanging? 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
2112 Pride goes before the fall. And hand-waving. 1.3492 0.06463 63 42 20 1
2113 Ignore him; he'll turn your life upside down. 1.3492 0.06054 63 41 22 0
2114 We have different points of views on some things, but overall he's a good neighbor 1.3492 0.07212 63 44 16 3
2115 What did you say was in this iced tea again? 1.3492 0.07890 63 49 9 5
2116 Hello from the other side! 1.3492 0.06848 63 45 15 3
2117 Don't wave, it will only encourage him. 1.3492 0.06848 63 43 18 2
2118 You were right. He never did figure out which way is up. 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
2119 It’s amicable! I got the house, he got the cloud. 1.3492 0.07212 63 44 16 3
2120 Maybe we should start going to homeowners association meetings. 1.3492 0.06463 63 42 20 1
2121 Just ignore him. He’s always going on about alternative facts. 1.3492 0.07890 63 46 12 5
2122 I don’t think I could get used to it, but did you hear how much cheaper his rent is up there? 1.3492 0.07212 63 44 16 3
2123 Some people have taken this "alternative facts thing" too far. 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
2124 Don't look now. I think he is trying to get our attention. 1.3488 0.05428 86 62 21 3
2125 I try to not get too chummy with neighbors. 1.3488 0.05169 86 63 20 3
2126 Apparently the divorce turned his life upside down. 1.3488 0.06773 86 63 16 7
2127 I’d like him okay as a neighbor, but he likes to flip houses. 1.3485 0.06652 66 45 19 2
2128 These are truly unprecedented times. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
2129 I always thought 'top-down remodeling' meant something else. 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
2130 Sometimes I feel that my world is just upside down. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
2131 I always said this low-density housing was a bad idea 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
2132 Our new neighbors the Eschers are friendly, but a little odd 1.3485 0.06994 66 46 17 3
2133 Well, I guess that’s his truth 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
2134 His name is Hayerup Sydown. He's always shouting it to me. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
2135 When you're living in a parallel universe, you can't be picky about your neighbors. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2136 My neighbor is under house arrest, he broke The Law of Gravity. 1.3483 0.05559 89 63 23 3
2137 He's got such an enigmatic smile, but maybe that's just a matter of perspective. 1.3478 0.06134 69 46 22 1
2138 Straight vodka on a sunny day changes everything. 1.3478 0.06472 69 47 20 2
2139 Get ready for the poop shower. Bob has a Great Dane. 1.3478 0.06472 69 47 20 2
2140 He's a strategist for the RNC 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
2141 The marketing for Stranger Things is getting out of hand 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
2142 After this last year I feel the world is upside down 1.3478 0.06472 69 49 17 3
2143 The new neighbors, the Eschers just moved in. 1.3478 0.05776 69 49 18 2
2144 I think we’re gonna need a bigger fence. 1.3478 0.07100 69 49 16 4
2145 Odd fellow. Not very down to earth. 1.3478 0.07100 69 49 16 4
2146 Harold had read that this would make it appear longer 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
2147 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a magician. So what? 1.3478 0.09936 46 35 6 5
2148 That’s Howard....He likes flipping houses. 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
2149 Janice, what did you put in this tea? 1.3478 0.06472 69 47 20 2
2150 Sure, we occasionally find something odd in our yard, but for the most part, it works out! 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
2151 He signed up for a reverse mortgage 1.3472 0.06305 72 49 21 2
2152 These full moons sure seem close 1.3472 0.07443 72 53 13 6
2153 Now that’s taking eavesdropping to a new heights 1.3472 0.06305 72 49 21 2
2154 I hate when neighbors drop in. 1.3472 0.06608 72 50 19 3
2155 I told you I didn't like the new HOA... 1.3472 0.07175 72 52 15 5
2156 Next thing you know, Herb will be dropping in on us for dinner each night! 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
2157 Please don’t wave back, it just enables him. 1.3472 0.07175 72 52 15 5
2158 His builder was Australian. 1.3469 0.08527 49 35 11 3
2159 The Turveys are so nice, and Topsy is just a darling. 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
2160 He is some kind of scientist. 1.3467 0.05849 75 50 24 1
2161 People are just more down to earth in the suburbs 1.3467 0.06710 75 55 15 5
2162 He's the author of that new best seller "Upside Down Thinking" ! 1.3467 0.05196 75 58 14 3
2163 The last owner bought it last month and flipped it. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
2164 I’m still not sure I like the ceiling fan. 1.3462 0.08186 52 37 12 3
2165 It’s all a matter of perspective...and Velcro shoes. 1.3462 0.07711 52 36 14 2
2166 That's my neighbor from down under. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
2167 I worry it's only a matter of time before the neighbors start dropping down unexpectedly. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
2168 Is that 6 feet? 1.3462 0.08634 52 38 10 4
2169 It’s one of the issues with living right on the state line 1.3462 0.08186 52 37 12 3
2170 Don't look. He is making a scene. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
2171 Yea some Republican moved in next door and he tells me my house is upside down ! 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
2172 Jennifer, I think we be trippin’! 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
2173 If HE’s right, WE’re upside down 1.3457 0.06373 81 59 17 5
2174 He's movin' on up. To the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky, in fact. 1.3455 0.07879 55 39 13 3
2175 That's odd. He's only got 4 fingers... 1.3455 0.09071 55 42 7 6
2176 He’s taking a class on how to turn your life around. 1.3455 0.07879 55 39 13 3
2177 Do you want to come upstairs to my basement? 1.3452 0.05987 84 58 23 3
2178 He did say the divorce turned his world upside down. 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
2179 Well, we have to rake all his leaves every fall, but we usually get most of his apples. 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
2180 It’s really cool living right next to the equator! 1.3448 0.07193 58 40 16 2
2181 He makes his living flipping houses. 1.3448 0.06759 58 39 18 1
2182 NASA said it might be close, but not to worry. 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
2183 It's not just the housing prices that are sky-high around here. 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
2184 I noticed Bill looks different. Is he wearing hair gel? 1.3448 0.07193 58 40 16 2
2185 I think he keeps doing it because he knows it creeps me out. 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
2186 Has the Flat Earth Society folded? 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
2187 You know, we try to be neighborly, but they have a completely different world view. 1.3448 0.07193 58 40 16 2
2188 They're doing amazing things with Velcro these days. 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
2189 Hello from the parallel universe 1.3448 0.07990 58 42 12 4
2190 The HOA board doesn’t know what to do with him 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
2191 He's friendly enough but I always get the feeling he's talking down to us. 1.3448 0.07193 58 40 16 2
2192 It was unsettling at first, but we’ve gotten used to having a neighbor that says hello. 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
2193 That upside-down mortgage was no lie. 1.3443 0.07712 61 44 13 4
2194 I divorced him because he was so needy for attention. 1.3443 0.06564 61 41 19 1
2195 Every once in awhile my medical marijuana kicks in. 1.3443 0.08059 61 45 11 5
2196 Well this gives 'bottoms up' a whole new meaning. 1.3443 0.06968 61 42 17 2
2197 Greetings from Australia! 1.3443 0.06968 61 42 17 2
2198 I sorta thought he was an upright guy. Now we know. 1.3443 0.07712 61 44 13 4
2199 No man is an island, but Earl is a stalactite 1.3443 0.08059 61 45 11 5
2200 That's my new neighbor. He only bought the property to flip it. 1.3443 0.08391 61 46 9 6
2201 When you said he lived just over the fence I didn’t think that’s what you meant 1.3443 0.08391 61 46 9 6
2202 I can see where you’ve got your other hand, Lou! 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
2203 Damn pandemic. Drink Phyllis drink! 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
2204 I had a vision of Heaven, and it looked suspiciously familiar. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
2205 That's Stan. He always waves when he goes by. 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
2206 He's a Republican.... but a non-Trump Republican. 1.3438 0.06762 64 50 9 5
2207 It has something to do with living on the International Date Line. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
2208 My glass is half-full, his is half-empty. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
2209 Is this another long hauler symptom? 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
2210 Don’t mind Dale, he’s a gravity truther. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
2211 It's annoying. He keeps dropping in unexpectedly! 1.3438 0.06385 64 43 20 1
2212 We did have to give up nude croquet. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
2213 You know, he's really a nice guy, but I do wish he wasn't always hanging around. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
2214 One of those neighbors who’s always looking to drop on in. 1.3438 0.06385 64 43 20 1
2215 Should we ask him to drop in? 1.3438 0.06762 64 44 18 2
2216 Looks like Bill found a way to turn his frown upside down after all. 1.3438 0.06762 64 44 18 2
2217 I keep telling you, the world is turning upside down. 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
2218 We've always looked up to each other. 1.3433 0.06573 67 46 19 2
2219 Australian, commuter. 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 17 3
2220 They say fences make good neighbors, but this turns my world upside down 1.3433 0.06219 67 47 18 2
2221 I love my neighbors but they're always thinking up ways to make me think I'm crazy. 1.3433 0.05444 67 52 12 3
2222 The worst is when he makes it rain. 1.3433 0.06908 67 51 11 5
2223 He is a friend from down under, who says it’s heaven up there. 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
2224 Dr. Fauci said that might be other side effects. 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
2225 Now there’s a guy who spent the pandemic year productively. 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
2226 That's what happens when you get a reverse mortgage. 1.3429 0.05714 70 46 24 0
2227 I miss gravity sometimes, but I love the amazing sunsets. 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
2228 I just don’t get why everyone doesn’t see things our way. 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
2229 Now that's what a clever cartoonist does when he runs out of real estate. 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
2230 Wowwww Steve is taking that turn a frown upside down thing to a whole new level! 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
2231 After spending a year in lockdown, the Upside Down doesn't seem that strange anymore. 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
2232 I say, got any Grey Poupon? 1.3429 0.06398 70 48 20 2
2233 Ask him if Barb is REALLY still alive. 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
2234 His upside down cake is to die for 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
2235 That’s the signal for us to go inside. He’s about to start a fire in his fireplace to kill all the mosquitoes. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
2236 Bob's very serious about the whole "multiverse" thing. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
2237 Things are up in the air at the moment. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
2238 Didn't Judy Collins have a song about this? 1.3425 0.07610 73 55 11 7
2239 He got a minor zoning variance. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
2240 Our new neighbor- M.C. something." 1.3421 0.06367 76 55 17 4
2241 It's an odd way to live, but I've heard that house flipping I can be very profitable. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
2242 You're the one who wanted to have him over. 1.3421 0.06085 76 52 22 2
2243 We're going to need to talk to someone at the Neighborhood Association about this. 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
2244 Well you always said he was an inverted snob. 1.3421 0.07621 76 58 10 8
2245 We haven't decided how we feel about having a magician in the neighborhood. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
2246 I guess that's what happens when you move in with an uptown girl 1.3421 0.06367 76 53 20 3
2247 Turns out selling our air rights was a mistake 1.3418 0.06467 79 59 15 5
2248 He’s always been a one-upper. 1.3418 0.05944 79 54 23 2
2249 Just pretend you don’t see anything. 1.3418 0.05944 79 62 13 4
2250 At least he doesn’t have a barking dog. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
2251 Well, it's sure been a pretty topsy-turvy year! 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
2252 I hate when neighbors feel they can just drop in! 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
2253 Oh,that's my next floor neighbor 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
2254 He wanted to see how bats lived. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
2255 I’m blaming this on the zoning board. 1.3415 0.06066 82 57 22 3
2256 That's our new neighbor. He's from Australia. 1.3404 0.08204 47 33 12 2
2257 The new normal is weird. 1.3404 0.08204 47 33 12 2
2258 On a flip side, it seems like really nice over there 1.3404 0.07620 47 32 14 1
2259 I wonder what the flat earthers are gonna say about this 1.3404 0.08204 47 33 12 2
2260 If gravity doesn't get him the HOA will. 1.3400 0.08857 50 37 9 4
2261 The waving I don't mind. The lawn mowing is another story. 1.3400 0.07346 50 34 15 1
2262 He’s a science denier. He thinks gravity is a hoax. 1.3396 0.08495 53 39 10 4
2263 I'm certain that's an HOA violation. 1.3396 0.07098 53 36 16 1
2264 I guess today's cannabis is really a lot stronger. 1.3396 0.08495 53 39 10 4
2265 You used the mushrooms from the fridge on the pizza, right? 1.3396 0.08495 53 39 10 4
2266 It's the same old story. I say "up." He says "down." 1.3396 0.07098 53 36 16 1
2267 See, I told you the Earth isn’t flat. 1.3396 0.08495 53 39 10 4
2268 He keeps telling me I'm upside down; but I've got ten of his wallets, twelve of his checkbooks, and over a thousand dollars in cash that prove me right. 1.3396 0.08495 53 39 10 4
2269 Don't wave back. He's just trying to lord it over us. 1.3396 0.08495 53 39 10 4
2270 He’s back to borrow eggs again? 1.3393 0.06874 56 38 17 1
2271 He really adds a new dimension to the neighborhood. 1.3393 0.08557 56 42 9 5
2272 Wow! It is a topsy turvy world . 1.3393 0.07761 56 40 13 3
2273 He said he was making his address cloud-based, too. 1.3393 0.07331 56 39 15 2
2274 I think you'll find being President of the Homeowners Association comes with it's own set of challenges. 1.3393 0.06874 56 38 17 1
2275 There he goes again showing off his event horizon. 1.3393 0.05854 56 43 11 2
2276 So the HOA allows this but I can’t put my garbage out till midnight. 1.3390 0.08585 59 45 8 6
2277 I predict he'll regret taking that reverse mortgage. 1.3390 0.07094 59 41 16 2
2278 Mr. Haskell has been giddy since he took out that reverse mortgage 1.3390 0.07094 59 41 16 2
2279 He flips houses on the weekends. 1.3390 0.07494 59 42 14 3
2280 Good Morning Sydney 1.3390 0.08585 59 45 8 6
2281 Brace yourself, Ron's as high as a kite. 1.3390 0.07494 59 42 14 3
2282 Do you see him too? 1.3390 0.07094 59 41 16 2
2283 My therapist called it a 'shift in perspective'. 1.3390 0.07094 59 41 16 2
2284 Ignore him. He'll do anything for attention. 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
2285 Can you believe a guy like him is unattached? 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
2286 Toldja. He's upside down on his mortgage. 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
2287 No I really haven’t had any side effects from the vaccine. My neighbor on the other hand... 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
2288 So good to be back to reality... 1.3390 0.07494 59 42 14 3
2289 He’s living in the upside down. 1.3390 0.06669 59 40 18 1
2290 I’m seeing things much clearer with those gummies 1.3390 0.06669 59 40 18 1
2291 We're getting along just fine after our little discussion about picking up the dog droppings. 1.3387 0.06877 62 43 17 2
2292 Ten years ago all you could see were farmers' fields--and the sky. 1.3387 0.06481 62 42 19 1
2293 Some people will do anything to get attention. 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
2294 I'll admit it, moving from the city to the suburbs has given me a new perspective on things. 1.3387 0.07607 62 45 13 4
2295 Did you ever think maybe we're upside down? 1.3387 0.07607 62 45 13 4
2296 I thought you didn't tell him where we live. 1.3387 0.06877 62 43 17 2
2297 Tell Alexa I was kidding. 1.3387 0.08273 62 47 9 6
2298 Don’t wave back, you’ll only encourage him. 1.3387 0.06481 62 42 19 1
2299 Does he know we can see what’s behind the fence? 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
2300 He just moved here from Australia so it's going to take him a while to adjust. 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
2301 Now I know why it said only eat half a cookie. 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
2302 Tell me, Alice, is he wrong side up or are we? 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
2303 His pineapple upside down cake is always a hit at the block party 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
2304 It's a great way to get around zoning laws. 1.3385 0.06308 65 44 20 1
2305 He never could say goodbye. 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
2306 Believe it or not... and we had an attorney double check the covenants... there's nothing in them about "alternative facts". 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
2307 There's a high turnover in this neighborhood. 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
2308 you feeling it now? 1.3385 0.06678 65 45 18 2
2309 So that’s what they mean by an “alternate universe.” 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
2310 The neighbors are really moving up in the world! 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
2311 I had hoped things would improve after the election. 1.3385 0.04535 65 50 15 0
2312 Can you believe he thinks WE are upside down? 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
2313 His world has been upside down since the 2020 election. 1.3382 0.06825 68 48 17 3
2314 See, it's not our world that's upside down. 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
2315 Things have been different since the Eschers moved in next door. 1.3382 0.06495 68 47 19 2
2316 When I said,”come over sometime” that turned out to be quite an understatement. 1.3382 0.06148 68 46 21 1
2317 Don’t look up. It’s you-know-who again. 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
2318 Uh oh, the magnetic poles have flipped. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
2319 Ask him not to water the plants today. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
2320 It began with alternate facts . . . 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
2321 I’m so sick of social distancing 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
2322 I like a neighbor who waves, but he never drops by. 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
2323 We're friendly now. He's finally over me 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
2324 I wish he would call before dropping in. 1.3380 0.06326 71 49 20 2
2325 Relatively speaking, we're both upside down 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
2326 I have got to find out what brand of hair gel he uses. 1.3380 0.05999 71 48 22 1
2327 He looks even more creepy upside down! 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
2328 I see the Eschers moved in... 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
2329 Used to have a great view of the mountains. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
2330 Yes, the neighbors are prone to drop in at anytime. 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
2331 He's trying to sell everybody on the idea that the world is topsy turvy. 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
2332 Good rifts in the space-time continuum make good neighbors. 1.3378 0.06462 74 55 15 4
2333 I always say 'You're entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts.' 1.3378 0.06168 74 51 21 2
2334 If I wave back does that mean the therapy is working? 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
2335 I heard he’s upside down on his mortgage. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
2336 We turned our frowns upside down, happy now? 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
2337 He did say he was planning to flip that house. 1.3377 0.06022 77 53 22 2
2338 Wave hello to Mr. Escher... 1.3377 0.06022 77 53 22 2
2339 It never fails to amaze me that their sattelite is able to maintain such a close geosynchronous orbit. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
2340 Greg must have misplaced the remote again. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
2341 He's a bit of a contrarian but Jim likes him. 1.3375 0.05885 80 55 23 2
2342 The world really has turned upside down. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
2343 He's been watching STRANGER THINGS again. 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
2344 I like his drawings, but I'm glad we didn't buy a house by MC Escher. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
2345 Incredible. All this time and the coins still haven't fallen out. 1.3373 0.07125 83 63 12 8
2346 They never said this would be a side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine but I love it! 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
2347 This drink. You made...interesting. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
2348 Dear brain: there was nothing better to imagine in the clouds than my husband waving? 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
2349 What’s the name of the tea you made? 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
2350 My neighbor Bruce has seemed a little unsettled since he moved here from Australia. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
2351 That's one of the stranger things I've seen this year. 1.3333 0.06233 66 47 17 2
2352 We still haven't figured out how it rains, but we've got some disturbing theories. 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
2353 Oh look, our neighbor's putting his house up for sale. 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
2354 Oh, so this is what you meant when you said your neighbour was 'well hung' 1.3333 0.07763 60 44 12 4
2355 I feel like this pandemic is turning the whole world upside down. 1.3333 0.06255 72 50 20 2
2356 Ever wonder if we're the gravity deniers? 1.3333 0.09535 45 34 7 4
2357 Are we the counter culture or is he? 1.3333 0.06137 60 40 20 0
2358 What exactly is in this drink? 1.3333 0.07493 48 33 14 1
2359 He's friendly, but I don't like dating guys outside my own parallel universe. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
2360 He's nice, but not very down to earth. 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
2361 That's our new neighbor, Mr. Escher. You should see the stairs leading to his back door. 1.3333 0.08359 54 40 10 4
2362 That man will do anything for attention. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
2363 He got a reverse mortgage. 1.3333 0.06876 48 32 16 0
2364 Meet our new neighbor. He's just moved in from Australia. 1.3333 0.07763 60 44 12 4
2365 Yes, that's Christopher Nolan. 1.3333 0.06779 57 39 17 1
2366 The smile merely masks an overbearing personality. 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
2367 He doesn't comprehend the gravity of this situation. 1.3333 0.07231 51 35 15 1
2368 We did hear that the houses were built on top of each other, and they weren’t kidding! 1.3333 0.06560 72 53 15 4
2369 Yeh, well, apart from that he's really pretty conventional. 1.3333 0.06581 60 43 15 2
2370 Look Rick, it's over. 1.3333 0.06596 66 46 18 2
2371 Nice neighbors, but "how's the weather up there?" is getting a bit old. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
2372 They flipped the house. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
2373 After a few drinks I can't tell if it's him or me. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
2374 He seems nice enough, but there's something odd about him that I can't quite figure out. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
2375 Maybe that was one too many gummies... 1.3333 0.07477 54 38 14 2
2376 Yes, but is his grass greener? 1.3333 0.08245 51 37 11 3
2377 Hi, neighbor. We just moved here from Australia. 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
2378 It's just the Pandemic Parallel Universe thing again. . . 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
2379 He goes all out for bat season. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
2380 This ain’t Inception and he’s no Leonardo DiCaprio! 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
2381 Must be a Trump supporter. 1.3333 0.06391 75 55 16 4
2382 Did you invite the neighbors over? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
2383 If you say 'new normal,' so help me God... 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
2384 It’s the Trump effect. 1.3333 0.08427 57 43 9 5
2385 He never calls first, he always just drops in. 1.3333 0.07401 72 54 12 6
2386 Hey Mildred, besides the hot flashes' did things ever get really turned around? 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
2387 I'm just waiting for him to come down from his high house. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
2388 Didn't realize the new neighbours were from Australia! 1.3333 0.07390 60 43 14 3
2389 The neighborhood's just not the same since the Eschers moved in next door. 1.3333 0.07477 54 38 14 2
2390 I’ll wave when he stops walking his dog on my side of the fence. 1.3333 0.07401 72 54 12 6
2391 I’ll be happy when the planets are no longer in alignment. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
2392 I think he flips houses for a living. 1.3333 0.06078 69 47 21 1
2393 ...as if the whole world revolves around him. 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
2394 When I asked him to explain the phrase, 'literally and figuratively', he told me that his plans for the weekend were "up in the air". 1.3333 0.05948 84 61 19 4
2395 It's only ever a problem when he uses his leaf blower. 1.3333 0.07231 51 35 15 1
2396 If that's the best they can do with that extra dimension, why bother? 1.3333 0.06997 60 42 16 2
2397 There's got to be an upside. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
2398 I don't like to share space, either, but it's the only way we could afford to buy our house. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
2399 It started with his penchant for pineapple upside-down cake...and just snowballed from there !!! 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
2400 He makes a wonderful upside down cake. 1.3333 0.07226 57 42 12 3
2401 Who knew the tear in the multiverse would end up being so banal? 1.3333 0.08707 51 38 9 4
2402 He said she turned his world upside-down. 1.3333 0.07390 60 43 14 3
2403 I hate when he drops in like that 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
2404 Mary, Ive always known, the world is upside down, now the proof is in our backyard. 1.3333 0.06596 66 46 18 2
2405 It gives new meaning to Airbnb. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
2406 No, I haven't invited him over. We don't exactly see eye to eye. 1.3333 0.06997 60 42 16 2
2407 Don't look. It just encourages him. 1.3333 0.06997 60 42 16 2
2408 Is it him or us that's high?? 1.3333 0.08063 48 34 12 2
2409 Who knew I could get so comfortable with my world turned upside down. But then came the year 2020... 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
2410 He’s managed to hang on for a really long time 1.3333 0.05934 72 49 22 1
2411 I regret not also using this pandemic year to learn a new skill like defying gravity. 1.3333 0.06997 60 44 13 3
2412 He seems quite friendly in an awkward sort of way. 1.3333 0.06233 66 45 20 1
2413 I hate it when the neighbors don't obey the laws of gravity! 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
2414 ?uoy era woh, olleH 1.3333 0.07754 51 36 13 2
2415 Globalization really has brought China a lot closer. 1.3333 0.07477 54 38 14 2
2416 You should see Mr. Schrödinger's cat. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
2417 Oh, that's my neighbor, Yin. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
2418 What do you know about the theory of parallel universes? 1.3333 0.06233 66 45 20 1
2419 That’s my neighbor Bill. He’s gone to all this trouble, and you know what? His leaves still fall into my yard. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
2420 I only suggested that he turn over a new leaf in his life. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
2421 Well, it’s not better or worse; just different. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
2422 Oh, he’s Australian. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2423 And then I changed his password. 1.3333 0.06102 75 55 18 2
2424 They have great sex. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
2425 As my mother used to say, 'It's a topsy-turvy world". 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
2426 I remember when topsy-turvy was just a figure of speech. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
2427 Have you met John? He just moved here from Australia. 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
2428 Yeah, yeah, I know, Command-R. It doesn't make any difference! 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
2429 And he has the nerve to tell us we’re the ones who are upside-down. 1.3333 0.06560 72 54 15 3
2430 Oh, that’s just Martin. He’s already in March 2022. 1.3333 0.08245 51 37 11 3
2431 And now the Universe forgot to lock its screen orientation. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
2432 He’s so uppity. 1.3333 0.07390 60 43 14 3
2433 Maybe it is we who are different 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
2434 Don’t look, he’ll do anything to get our attention. 1.3333 0.06078 69 50 17 2
2435 Ydwoh robhgien! 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
2436 Embracing the new normal? . 1.3333 0.05934 72 49 22 1
2437 You know, it's things like this that make me think I'm trapped in an unfunny New Yorker cartoon. 1.3333 0.08768 54 41 8 5
2438 Ever since the pandemic, hs world has been turned upside down 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
2439 I mean overall Margo, I feel just fine. Took the second dose just yesterday. It's my neighbor I'm worried about. 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
2440 It's only a problem when he sunbathes nude. 1.3333 0.07390 60 43 14 3
2441 Have you seen the movie Inception? This is a dream within a dream 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
2442 This country’s getting really polarized, soon we’ll be debating whether gravity is rea-... oh my 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
2443 yah he’s really friendly, he’s always first to tell us how the weather is up there 1.3333 0.07156 63 47 12 4
2444 Seems normal 1.3333 0.08046 57 42 11 4
2445 Either the brownie’s working, or Dave really is upside down. 1.3333 0.06779 57 39 17 1
2446 Ahh, edibles. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
2447 We looked at that house but it just didn't have enough natural light. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2448 The architect and the engineers weren't on the same page 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2449 The space station is nice but I miss Earth. 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
2450 The neighbors are Democrats. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
2451 We have different political views. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
2452 Ever since his wife left him. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
2453 This is what happens when Christopher Nolan buys the house next door. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
2454 In this neighborhood, sometimes it's hard to keep up. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
2455 That’s Carl. He bought before the bubble burst. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
2456 Ignore him. He thinks he's David Copperfield because he clicks on the Flip Vertical option on his iPhone. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
2457 You know, '6 feet apart' typically implies horizontally. 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
2458 I've been saying that Covid has turned the world upside down, but this is a a bit much! 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
2459 With all these Australian immigrants, I hardly recognize this neighborhood anymore. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
2460 He's always too busy to drop in. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
2461 He’ll do anything to get noticed. 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
2462 This lockdwn has caused my poor neighbor to get upside down on his mortgage. 1.3288 0.06773 73 55 13 5
2463 The schools are great but the neighbors are a little strange. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2464 He says he's making money flipping the house 1.3286 0.07258 70 54 10 6
2465 Sometimes it's as if he lives on another planet. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2466 Hang in there neighbor! 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
2467 I heard he turned the house upside down looking for his wallet. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
2468 I knew he had a problem with helium by the way he talked 1.3286 0.06345 70 49 19 2
2469 What kind of tea was this again? 1.3286 0.06009 70 48 21 1
2470 So that's what "an upside down mortgage" looks like. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2471 It's a zoning violation but it helps the parking problem 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2472 Are you sure you followed the sourdough recipe correctly?” 1.3286 0.06345 70 49 19 2
2473 Drop by any time," I told him. He says, "Let me work on that." Now I know why 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2474 Hiw’d he get that approved by the Home Owner’s Association? 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2475 I just wish he stop doing that. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2476 Do you think he ever wears pants 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2477 And it’s only Tuesday. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2478 He’s nice, but he views things very differently than me. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2479 Yes, I can see Australia from my house! 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
2480 At least it's not snowing! 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2481 Next time break the gummies in half. 1.3284 0.05781 67 45 22 0
2482 No matter what you say, he always has an opposite point of view. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
2483 I told you that the LSD was good 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
2484 Don't encourage him, Wanda. Some men will do anything to attract attention. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2485 I feel sorry for him. He actually thinks we're upside down. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
2486 Belinda Carlisle was right. It is a place on Earth. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
2487 He showed up and my whole world turned upside down. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2488 He's really turned his place around since moving in. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
2489 Wow,I guess Milt really IS upside down on his house. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
2490 Oh that’s just Chris- he and his wife have flipped three houses in our neighborhood. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
2491 That's the main problem with living in an alternate universe neighborhood. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
2492 He's king of the real estate flippers 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
2493 'His world's been upside down since the divorce.' 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
2494 Oh, he’s just high on his grass. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
2495 He baking me an upside down cake. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
2496 Nice brownies. 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
2497 Gravity! What’s next with this climate change thing? 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
2498 Loved your upside-down cake! 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
2499 They’re upside-down on their mortgage. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
2500 Our new neighbor, Frank, has no boundaries. 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
2501 My psychiatrist tells me the new tablets will turn my world around. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
2502 We still see each other, but it’s not the same. 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
2503 That’s it honey! I can try to keep up with the Joneses but not that one 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
2504 I think I'll stick to Tinder 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2505 He brings a very good pineapple upside-down cake to our cookouts. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2506 Ugh, that's the new neighbor...pretend I just made a joke. 1.3279 0.06903 61 43 16 2
2507 What’s up? 1.3279 0.06496 61 42 18 1
2508 New neighbor, says he flips houses and makes a pretty good living at it. 1.3279 0.07654 61 45 12 4
2509 Living here has really given me a new perspective on 'keeping up with the Joneses.' 1.3279 0.06496 61 42 18 1
2510 I thought Paul and Edna lived down under? 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2511 Isn’t it a relief to be free from all those oppressive laws of physics? 1.3279 0.07654 61 45 12 4
2512 I am so angry with the Planning Board 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2513 Elon Musk's space-station is flying a little low again. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2514 That Fred is such a know-it-all. He thinks his world is the only one that has been turned upside down. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2515 Either he's from the Orient or he can't orient, I never remember which. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2516 Hi guys! Escher says to send his regards! 1.3279 0.08338 61 47 8 6
2517 It’s actually a welcome sight...if his world is upside-down that means our world is back to normal again.” 1.3279 0.06060 61 41 20 0
2518 You still considering a reversible mortgage? 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
2519 With every barnstorming overture I become more convinced that he hasn't a clue of the solemnity of Passover. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2520 I told him to "buzz off" but he just keeps hangin' around. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2521 I had to borrow a cup of milk from him last week. What a mess. 1.3279 0.06903 61 43 16 2
2522 Remember the footsteps on the ceiling? That’s him. 1.3279 0.06903 61 43 16 2
2523 My astrologist said that my planetary alignment would be off all month. 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
2524 Or maybe we're downside up. 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
2525 Wow! He got his whole life turned around. 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
2526 Oh, him? such an attention seeker. He is always doing something weird.. 1.3276 0.06685 58 40 17 1
2527 I'd introduce you, but I can never remember if his name is NIM or WIN. 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
2528 My world has officially been turned upside down. 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
2529 Maybe he thinks we’re straight. 1.3276 0.06685 58 40 17 1
2530 Looks like Dale’s reverse mortgage came through. 1.3276 0.06685 58 40 17 1
2531 We had them over for dinner once, but the wine kept going up their noses. 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
2532 Girl, I don't think we should've eaten those brownies 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
2533 He’s been NIMBY for years. 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
2534 Told you, Susan. The Earth isn't flat. 1.3276 0.06685 58 40 17 1
2535 His wife and kids dropped down a few days ago 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
2536 Oh the places we will go. 1.3276 0.06685 58 40 17 1
2537 Call the police. He is breaking the law of gravity. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
2538 You can't see it from this angle, but his partner completely botched his haircut. 1.3273 0.07365 55 39 14 2
2539 The world turned upside down. 1.3273 0.07365 55 39 14 2
2540 Men see everything from such a different perspective. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
2541 Our neighbors from Australia are really struggling to fit in. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
2542 I find his neighborliness a bit above and beyond. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
2543 There goes the neighbourhood, again. 1.3273 0.06385 55 42 11 2
2544 That's Joe. He's an upside-down earther. 1.3273 0.06892 55 38 16 1
2545 This is a very high density development. 1.3273 0.07365 55 39 14 2
2546 It's the pandemic. 1.3269 0.07631 52 37 13 2
2547 I heard he is upside down on the mortgage. 1.3269 0.06569 52 35 17 0
2548 What did you put in that pineapple upside down cake Gertrude? 1.3269 0.07631 52 39 10 3
2549 You can guess what side his bread is buttered on. 1.3269 0.08992 52 40 7 5
2550 I don’t know him well enough to ask how he lost his finger. 1.3269 0.08110 52 38 11 3
2551 'i'm starting to think it wasn't CBD' 1.3269 0.07631 52 37 13 2
2552 Well, will you look at that, my begonias are blooming and it's only march 1.3269 0.08562 52 39 9 4
2553 Being married to Escher's great grandson never gets boring. 1.3265 0.07926 49 35 12 2
2554 You think he meant to do that? 1.3265 0.07926 49 35 12 2
2555 Looks like the simulation is glitching. 1.3265 0.07926 49 35 12 2
2556 They bought the place a few weeks ago, but I think they’re just trying to flip it. 1.3265 0.07926 49 35 12 2
2557 The realtor did tell us there would be high overheads. 1.3265 0.07370 49 34 14 1
2558 Looks like the landlord finally uprooted the neighbors. 1.3265 0.06769 49 33 16 0
2559 He's nice. We just never seem to see eye-to-eye on things. 1.3261 0.08822 46 34 9 3
2560 That's Bob. He's an asshole. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
2561 For years we were great friends, but now I have no hope we’ll ever see the world from the same perspective again. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
2562 Jerry sure does take flipping houses to a whole new level. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2563 On the upside, at least he seems friendly. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2564 And I was like, "Did you read the fine print?" And he was like, "Relax! It's just a meditation retreat. What's the worst thing that could happen? 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
2565 Oh him... He is a victim of flippers. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
2566 Pay no mind. It's a Pandemic Hallucination. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
2567 Yeah. I fell for him head over heels. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
2568 We'll try to find your frisbee in a minute. 1.3243 0.05807 74 51 22 1
2569 And that is why we didn’t get a balloon loan. That final payment is a killer. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
2570 How the other half live 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
2571 I don’t get it either, but the land was pretty cheap 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
2572 We've had a turnover of neighbors, but at least this one is friendly. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2573 He's an Escher fan 1.3239 0.05942 71 51 18 2
2574 That’s Jim. He flips houses for a living. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
2575 He can really flip a house. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
2576 Ha! I told you that planet was going to hit us. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
2577 We can always count on him for a unique perspective. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2578 He always wanted to flip that house. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2579 The neighbors sold their air rights last year... 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
2580 That's our new neighbour, Peter Parker. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2581 First his house was underwater, now this. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
2582 It's really shut up the NIMBY's 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2583 We should get better cloud security! 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
2584 He decided gravity does not exist. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2585 That Phil, he's always seeing the down side of everything. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2586 Our biggest problem is we simply don't see the world in the same way. 1.3235 0.06438 68 50 15 3
2587 We must get out more often; so much has changed in the last year. 1.3235 0.06438 68 51 14 3
2588 Our Airbnb is booked through July. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
2589 Look who dropped in. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
2590 At first I thought he had a topsy-turvy worldview, but later I realized that no, he just watches a lot of Fox News. 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
2591 Is he wearing a wedding ring? 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2592 Jack doesn't grasp the gravity of his situation. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2593 He said it makes him seem taller. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2594 If he thinks this will get our attention he’s crazy. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
2595 Given the odds, I don't think we are both having the same hallucination... 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2596 I think he's heels over head for you 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
2597 Harold, it's meant to mean horizontal distancing! 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2598 Plot twist! 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2599 I told you that super glue works. 1.3231 0.05846 65 46 18 1
2600 I’ve sworn off inverse relationships. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
2601 Oh, it’s our neighbor . . . He’s high again! 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2602 Just another jet setter trying to adapt to suburban living. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2603 This house-flipping trend is not good for the neighborhood. 1.3231 0.06243 65 45 19 1
2604 I always suspected it was dad, not mom, who believed in helicopter parenting. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
2605 Should we wave back or is it just the opposite? 1.3231 0.06243 65 45 19 1
2606 In fact, I can't think of a single downside to having Carl for a neighbor. 1.3231 0.06971 65 49 12 4
2607 Yes, it does seem that he lives in an alternate universe. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
2608 He's in real estate. But for him, it's all about flipping and turnover. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2609 Oh, that’s my neighbor from the parallel universe...you know, Bob. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
2610 He's only here to flip that house. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2611 I can't figure out whether we're imagining him or he's imagining us. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2612 I thought only his mortgage was upside down. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
2613 He made his final balloon payment. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2614 I never expected it would be the guy next door who would turn my world upside down. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2615 You're always looking at the downside! 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2616 I had heard Australians don't assimilate well ... 1.3226 0.06412 62 43 18 1
2617 I can't wait for last April to finally come and everything gets back to normal, like a miracle! 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2618 I think we better have the barbecue at our place. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2619 Since the divorce, his world has been turned upside down. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2620 Yeah, I see it. But that not even the weirdest thing I’ve seen this past year. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2621 Neighbor of Damocles 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2622 I tell you...he’ll try anything. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2623 Fake Views 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
2624 I'm fine with the idea of parallel universes but I hate it when his leaves fall into our garden. 1.3220 0.07024 59 42 15 2
2625 He told me he was upside down with his house, but I took it figuratively at first. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2626 It's possible that near-earth asteroid is closer than we thought. 1.3220 0.06594 59 41 17 1
2627 That’s that goofy guy that thinks this is all a simulation. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2628 Escher is a great neighbor but don't loan him anything or you will never see it again. 1.3220 0.07024 59 42 15 2
2629 It's hard to ignore him. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2630 Just moved here from Oz... 1.3220 0.06594 59 41 17 1
2631 The rent may be cheaper but the plumbing is impossible 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2632 He’s really flipped over you! 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2633 He thinks he's above us. 1.3220 0.07812 59 44 11 4
2634 I want my sky back! 1.3220 0.08177 59 45 9 5
2635 ‘As long as he keeps his distance I’m fine with it.’ 1.3220 0.06594 59 41 17 1
2636 Ever since he moved in, our world has turned upside down 1.3220 0.06594 59 41 17 1
2637 This was his alternative to wearing a mask. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2638 Well, he did say he flips houses. 1.3214 0.07256 56 40 14 2
2639 Ever since the pandemic started things have really been topsy-turvy around here 1.3214 0.06793 56 39 16 1
2640 He did say he’s been feeling down lately... 1.3214 0.06297 56 38 18 0
2641 It's tough to keep up with them 1.3214 0.06793 56 39 16 1
2642 It’s a great neighborhood, but we are all kind of on top of each other. 1.3214 0.06297 56 38 18 0
2643 I knew there was a catch to those reverse mortgages! 1.3214 0.07256 56 40 14 2
2644 That planet come by our house about every 10 years. That's Ed. 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
2645 I'm done trying to keep up with the Joneses. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
2646 He’s a good enough neighbor, until his sprinkler’s go on. 1.3214 0.07256 56 40 14 2
2647 ...tired of keeping upside down with the Joneses. 1.3214 0.07690 56 41 12 3
2648 That’s Bruce, our new neighbour... he’s Australian! 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
2649 I think he’ll be in trouble with the Rapture. 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
2650 he always wants to hang out with us 1.3214 0.07690 56 41 12 3
2651 I see your Australian cousin's have arrived 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
2652 Just don't go there. It will never work. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
2653 I'll throw a couple shrimp on the barbie. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
2654 At least he's not underwater. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
2655 I told him he should just wear a mask. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
2656 I mostly don't notice, except when they set off fireworks. 1.3208 0.07011 53 37 15 1
2657 No point in getting to know them; they’re just going to flip it. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
2658 Just ignore him. He borrowed the lawnmower last week, and now I can't get it off the ceiling. 1.3208 0.08842 53 41 7 5
2659 What made you think this was the L'Escher of two evils? 1.3208 0.06473 53 36 17 0
2660 Thank goodness he doesn’t own a dog. 1.3208 0.07511 53 38 13 2
2661 Well, that's one way to keep the leaves off the lawn. 1.3208 0.08422 53 40 9 4
2662 My new neighbor has taken flipping houses to new heights. 1.3208 0.07011 53 37 15 1
2663 We don’t see eye-to-eye on everything. 1.3208 0.08422 53 40 9 4
2664 He buys residential properties and flips them. 1.3208 0.07011 53 37 15 1
2665 Girl, I think the grass is greener on this side. 1.3208 0.08422 53 40 9 4
2666 Is he waving at me or you? I can’t tell from this angle. 1.3208 0.07011 53 37 15 1
2667 It was only a matter of time before SpaceX got into neighborhood development 1.3208 0.06473 53 38 14 1
2668 He’s in one of those multi-step flat-earther recovery programs. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
2669 Have you met my new neighbor from Australia? 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2670 well when you put it that way... 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2671 Look at this way...we're the upside to his downside. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2672 We couldn’t agree on a fence, it’s a compromise. 1.3200 0.08778 50 38 8 4
2673 Artist. So boring. 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
2674 That’s a high five. 1.3200 0.07251 50 35 14 1
2675 It might be an optical illusion, but I'm still gonna check for loose change in the grass. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
2676 It's hard to remember how it was before COVID turned everything upside down. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
2677 He says his antigravity research is coming along nicely, but now I think he's just showing off. 1.3200 0.07793 50 36 12 2
2678 Looks like Bill just got himself a reverse mortgage 1.3200 0.07793 50 36 12 2
2679 If this keeps up we're going to need a taller fence. 1.3200 0.08300 50 37 10 3
2680 I see Phil has flipped that house the hard way. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
2681 Careful. He tends to drop in this time of day. 1.3200 0.08778 50 38 8 4
2682 I like having Escher as a neighbor and all,but I really miss Monet’s landscapes 1.3200 0.07793 50 36 12 2
2683 He's a nice guy, but it's like we're from two different worlds. 1.3200 0.06664 50 34 16 0
2684 The weather is inceptionelly good today, isn’t it dear?” 😎👌 1.3200 0.07793 50 36 12 2
2685 No. You let go first. 1.3194 0.06200 72 51 19 2
2686 Ignore him, he's just showing off 1.3194 0.05876 72 50 21 1
2687 Ever since Covid My life has been Upside down 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2688 Sure they seem friendly, but our neighbors look down on us. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2689 Oh, he's living in a separate reality! 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2690 Things sure are looking down for Joe. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2691 He's a house flipper. 1.3194 0.06200 72 51 19 2
2692 I know he just comes out here every afternoon to get a peek down my shirt. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
2693 Do you sometimes feel like you’re being watched by a guy on a deck upside down in the sky? 1.3194 0.05876 72 50 21 1
2694 That was a close call! I'm glad our planets didn’t collide! 1.3191 0.08108 47 34 11 2
2695 Earth! What's the name of yours? 1.3191 0.08660 47 35 9 3
2696 You should see it at Christmas. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2697 The Joneses all ways trying to one-up everyone. 1.3188 0.06017 69 48 20 1
2698 Post-pandemic life seems such a mirage 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2699 He’s lost his ball again in our yard. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2700 He's seems friendly. So you say he flips houses? 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2701 Half of America really does live in a parallel universe 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2702 Thats's Bill, he flips houses for a living. 1.3188 0.05651 69 47 22 0
2703 You know, Mars only comes this close to the Earth every 82 years. 1.3188 0.06688 69 58 6 5
2704 Well, only 5 minutes into this mushroom-thing you have been raving about and I must say, it is already exceeding my expectations. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2705 ‘Jim’s divorce has really turned his world upside down’ 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2706 Social distancing 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2707 This was the only area we could afford 1.3188 0.03260 69 58 10 1
2708 He’s nice, yeah, but we missed the last eclipse completely. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2709 Pretend you don't see him.. He always thinks he is above us! 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2710 Hipsters. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2711 The reflecting pool isn't as calming as I expected 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
2712 That reminds me. Dr. Fring says no more peyote before noon! 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2713 He's gone wild with virtual reality. Don't pay any attention. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2714 He's really flipped out this time. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
2715 I just can't relate to how those people see the world. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
2716 This is the neighbor I told you about that's overly friendly. Feels like he's always on top of us, you know? 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2717 Has the LSD kicked in for you? 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2718 On the upside, it’s a very friendly neighborhood 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2719 I don't think our HOA is going to like that. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2720 He did mention going on a Mobius trip. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2721 Things have been a bit off since Christopher Nolan moved in next door... 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2722 Looks like things have finally gotten back to normal. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
2723 You see Mary, Jacob is the exact reason I refuse to get the vaccine. 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
2724 He wants us to pay him for half of his fence. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2725 That's my neighbor Ian from Australia. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
2726 Maybe doing edibles during the pandemic wasn’t such a good idea. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2727 Jesus Christ am I ever fucking hammered 1.3175 0.08104 63 49 8 6
2728 Nice neighbors, even when the sky is falling. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
2729 Looks like the suburban densification plan is finally working 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
2730 This is what happens when housing values are upside down. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
2731 I neglected to read the fine print in the deed about air rights 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
2732 We like the neighborhood. But there is a downside... 1.3175 0.05912 63 43 20 0
2733 The real estate market is upside down. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
2734 He sure has a view 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
2735 I think we should stop doing pot in the mornings! 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
2736 Things could be stranger but I don’t know how. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
2737 Ted doesn't believe in gravity, or that the world is round. 1.3171 0.10145 41 32 5 4
2738 Oh look an Airbnb. 1.3167 0.06056 60 43 16 1
2739 They moved here from China. 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
2740 If I hear one more "Down-Under" joke from him, I'll scream! 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
2741 Yeah, they're moving up, but you have to wonder at what cost, right? 1.3167 0.08401 60 47 7 6
2742 Do you ever see shapes in the clouds? 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2743 I was promised at death we would part. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2744 He just moved in. He seems nice enough, but there is something about him that seems a bit strange. I just can't put my finger on it. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2745 Watch out, he might decide to drop in. 1.3167 0.06506 60 42 17 1
2746 My neighbor's a little over the top. 1.3167 0.06506 60 42 17 1
2747 I told him to look at the fine print on that reverse mortgage. 1.3167 0.06056 60 41 19 0
2748 Now that's a very weird cloud! 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
2749 I told you he moved 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
2750 He says I turn his life upside down 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
2751 He's friendly, but we don't see eye to eye on anythings." 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2752 And then they drained the pool and ruined Janice's garden party. 1.3165