Contest #747


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747

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I’m always afraid he will drop in unexpectedly.”
  2. “We don’t discuss politics, religion, or gravity.”
  3. “I just hope they don’t put in a pool.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-03-14T19:05:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-03-28T19:28:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-03-22T19:27:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 29, 2021
Number of captions 9786
Number of responses 874526
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Just be glad he's not wearing his kilt today. 2.0041 0.01124 5183 1686 1790 1707
1 I think it's called an air B&B. 1.9828 0.01121 4990 1607 1862 1521
2 I just hope they don’t put in a pool. 1.9767 0.01074 5287 1674 2062 1551
3 They never tell you the whole story behind those reverse mortgages. 1.9443 0.01333 3572 1238 1295 1039
4 It’s a nice house, but the neighbors are right on top of us. 1.9307 0.01309 3449 1146 1396 907
5 I don’t think he understands the gravity of his situation. 1.9300 0.01282 3817 1340 1404 1073
6 I'm always afraid he will drop in unexpectedly 1.9291 0.01271 3665 1224 1477 964
7 I always have to remember to look angry so he thinks I’m smiling! 1.9105 0.01351 3443 1249 1253 941
8 You said your grandson made those brownies...? 1.9088 0.01375 3509 1338 1153 1018
9 If he says ‘Hey neighbour, what’s up?’ one more time, I’m going to scream. 1.9064 0.01301 3664 1323 1361 980
10 We better get inside, he's about to mow the lawn. 1.9059 0.01358 3274 1156 1270 848
11 I don’t think he really understands the gravity of the situation. 1.9055 0.01578 2475 890 929 656
12 He just bought the old Escher place. 1.9047 0.01436 3317 1307 1019 991
13 He told me he flips houses. I didn't take him seriously. 1.9043 0.01501 2676 947 1038 691
14 They just flipped that house. 1.9033 0.01640 2233 789 871 573
15 Looks like his reverse mortgage went through. 1.9003 0.01479 2777 996 1062 719
16 I thought so too, but when I stood up all the change fell out of MY pocket. 1.8991 0.01662 2398 927 786 685
17 Before 2020 we would have asked questions, now we just wave back. 1.8979 0.01547 2469 868 985 616
18 He's annoying, but I’ve collected a lot of loose change. 1.8977 0.01352 2991 986 1325 680
19 One day I'm going to trick him into waving with both hands to see what happens. 1.8974 0.01409 3109 1135 1158 816
20 It's him, not us, right? 1.8964 0.01603 2278 800 916 562
21 Turns out, what the realtor actually said was prime location, great schools, and Lou overhead. 1.8961 0.01515 2868 1108 950 810
22 We should have gone to that zoning meeting. 1.8909 0.01514 2603 936 1016 651
23 He's been trying to flip that house for years. 1.8909 0.01761 1970 721 743 506
24 We don’t discuss politics, religion or gravity. 1.8900 0.01541 2617 996 931 690
25 It’s fine until he turns his sprinklers on. 1.8887 0.01503 2615 934 1038 643
26 The realtor said these houses turn over fast. 1.8878 0.01773 1890 679 744 467
27 It's only a problem when he turns the sprinklers on. 1.8876 0.01589 2198 747 951 500
28 Are you guys getting any weird side effects from the second shot? 1.8872 0.01592 2526 967 877 682
29 He acts nice, but I know he looks down on us. 1.8856 0.01646 2194 792 861 541
30 Oh great, more Australians... 1.8837 0.01831 1934 752 655 527
31 It’s great to live in a neighborhood that accepts all orientations. 1.8821 0.01613 2299 839 892 568
32 Carl, go into your zoom settings and select rotate camera! 1.8808 0.01662 2231 836 825 570
33 I don't think he recognizes the gravity of his situation. 1.8795 0.01705 2182 839 767 576
34 This is good weed. 1.8747 0.01841 1972 798 623 551
35 I swear, if he says 'what's up, neighbor?' again today, I'll scream. 1.8743 0.01852 1750 649 672 429
36 You know, a year ago this would have shocked me. 1.8734 0.01746 1982 740 753 489
37 Whatever you do, don't wave back. He's just looking for an excuse to drop in. 1.8724 0.01766 1818 646 758 414
38 Tim works for Fox News. 1.8709 0.01905 1875 774 569 532
39 A year ago,this might have seemed unusual. 1.8690 0.01800 1809 664 718 427
40 He's nice—and we find a lot of loose change in the yard. 1.8681 0.01778 1789 641 744 404
41 It's the same as ours, just the opposite layout. 1.8659 0.01814 1723 619 716 388
42 He doesn’t recognize the gravity of the situation. 1.8659 0.01878 1723 654 646 423
43 I always feel like the neighbors are looking down on us. 1.8657 0.01836 1727 634 691 402
44 He doesn't seem to understand the gravity of the situation. 1.8638 0.01974 1601 623 573 405
45 Oh, he's nice enough but we have completely different world views. 1.8633 0.01860 1646 604 669 373
46 Got my second shot yesterday and absolutely no side effects ! 1.8613 0.01951 1608 619 593 396
47 I hear he's made a fortune flipping houses. 1.8602 0.01936 1566 584 617 365
48 Read me that list of side effects again. 1.8586 0.01942 1535 568 616 351
49 Or maybe it's us. 1.8581 0.02006 1522 589 560 373
50 Last year I would have thought this was odd. 1.8554 0.02025 1459 557 556 346
51 I really need to start going to the zoning meetings. 1.8539 0.02039 1431 545 550 336
52 We flirt, but I'm not ready to have my life turned upside down. 1.8534 0.02071 1412 546 527 339
53 Jim moved his home business into the cloud. 1.8522 0.02139 1360 538 485 337
54 It was fine until he got a dog. 1.8506 0.02119 1352 526 502 324
55 I’m always cleaning up after his dog. 1.8480 0.02168 1309 517 474 318
56 The only real problem I have is when they walk their dog. 1.8478 0.02158 1301 508 483 310
57 The new neighbors? They're nice. They're Australian. 1.8476 0.02181 1299 515 467 317
58 It turns out that gravity was not actually a law. It was just an executive order. 1.8460 0.02247 1273 522 425 326
59 The fence isn’t giving us the privacy we hoped for. 1.8460 0.02126 1279 483 510 286
60 He drops in occasionally 1.8454 0.02072 1268 462 542 264
61 Turn power off and then on again—that should do the trick. 1.8407 0.02301 1174 473 415 286
62 I think the mushrooms are starting to work. 1.8395 0.02315 1165 472 408 285
63 He said he's into flipping houses. 1.8391 0.02213 1162 439 471 252
64 I'm not sure Gary understands how house flipping works. 1.8347 0.02369 1083 433 396 254
65 That’s Howard. He flips houses... 1.8336 0.02325 1076 417 421 238
66 ˙ooʇ noʎ oʇ ƃuᴉuɹoɯpooפ 1.8329 0.02427 1053 429 371 253
67 He’s into surreal estate. 1.8327 0.02448 1052 434 360 258
68 Sometimes, he drops in on us unexpectedly. 1.8325 0.02329 1051 402 423 226
69 No, really, I loved the risotto. I’m just asking where you got the mushrooms. 1.8316 0.02501 1045 444 333 268
70 It happened right after he applied for a reverse mortgage. 1.8268 0.02519 976 404 339 233
71 I just pray he has a good septic tank. 1.8264 0.02575 968 409 318 241
72 Well, he did tell me that he bought the house to flip it. 1.8255 0.02559 917 369 339 209
73 You ever think it could be us and not him? 1.8249 0.02481 954 378 365 211
74 Sometimes he just drops in unexpectedly. 1.8237 0.02451 936 360 381 195
75 It's a difficult adjustment. He just moved here from Australia. 1.8226 0.02507 919 363 357 199
76 He's about to mow the lawn... we should get inside. 1.8224 0.02528 918 365 351 202
77 His company transferred him here from Australia, and he just can't let it go. 1.8218 0.02533 926 372 347 207
78 Sure he acts nice, but you just know he thinks we're beneath him. 1.8215 0.02465 913 349 378 186
79 Hope he doesn’t get a pool. 1.8186 0.02643 893 374 307 212
80 Nice guy, but I don't love picking up after his dog. 1.8178 0.02576 856 335 342 179
81 I’m just glad he got his septic tank fixed. 1.8164 0.02730 855 365 282 208
82 It's been like this ever since the Eschers moved in. 1.8155 0.02779 840 364 267 209
83 All their leaves end up in our yard. 1.8136 0.02666 821 330 314 177
84 Just don't forget that his loose change paid for this landscaping. 1.8119 0.02602 808 311 338 159
85 That's the guy who got the zoning variance. 1.8117 0.02718 802 327 299 176
86 Does he understand the gravity of the situation? 1.8100 0.02774 763 310 288 165
87 He flips houses. 1.8097 0.02767 783 326 282 175
88 Well, that explains the Australian accent. 1.8090 0.02731 801 330 294 177
89 I'll never understand why people buy a home just to flip it. 1.8084 0.02736 762 322 277 163
90 Sometimes they drop in for dinner. 1.8068 0.02766 761 309 290 162
91 Remember when that seemed weird? 1.8064 0.02712 754 296 308 150
92 A year ago that would have really freaked me out. 1.8056 0.02813 751 310 277 164
93 Before the pandemic, this is exactly the sort of thing that would have bothered me. 1.8053 0.02810 750 309 278 163
94 I told you he flips houses. 1.8024 0.02752 739 294 297 148
95 And to think I moved out here so we wouldn't be living on top of one another. 1.8008 0.02872 708 291 267 150
96 He's friendly enough, but he lacks any sense of gravitas. 1.8006 0.02872 712 296 263 153
97 I hate the way he looks down on us. 1.8003 0.02825 726 297 277 152
98 I warned him about reverse morgages but he didnt listen 1.7994 0.02916 708 298 254 156
99 It's an Airbnb. 1.7988 0.02950 691 291 248 152
100 You were right, they bought it just to flip it. 1.7977 0.02957 682 286 248 148
101 I’m very attracted to him, but I don’t need my world turned upside-down right now. 1.7964 0.02926 673 276 258 139
102 He used to be normal, and then one day he just flipped. 1.7958 0.02857 671 266 276 129
103 Doesn't it annoy you when some people think the laws of nature don't apply to them. 1.7928 0.03011 666 284 236 146
104 That cloud looks like a man waving to us from his yard. 1.7922 0.03065 645 276 227 142
105 A lotta good this privacy fence is doing us. 1.7917 0.02966 648 266 251 131
106 Well, Herb did say he flipped houses for a living. 1.7904 0.03012 649 273 239 137
107 From the accent, I'm guessing Australian. 1.7903 0.02988 639 263 247 129
108 Looks like the Eschers are back. 1.7885 0.03127 624 270 216 138
109 The worst thing is that I can't be sure that he's the one who's upside down. 1.7883 0.03069 614 256 232 126
110 Oh, my neighbor. He flips houses. 1.7878 0.03064 641 275 227 139
111 It's an AirBnB now. 1.7868 0.03119 605 256 222 127
112 I don’t know why he never drops in. 1.7858 0.03077 607 253 231 123
113 The next thing you know he'll drop in on us 1.7846 0.03193 599 261 206 132
114 And, my husband said that they could never build on that lot. 1.7841 0.03177 593 255 211 127
115 I always feel like he's talking down to us. 1.7834 0.02973 591 232 255 104
116 Yeah and he probably says the same thing about us. 1.7829 0.03180 585 250 212 123
117 I've never seen this country so polarized. 1.7803 0.03164 569 238 218 113
118 Sure he's friendly, he never has to rake the leaves. 1.7801 0.03047 564 223 242 99
119 Those might not have been regular brownies. 1.7768 0.03387 560 256 173 131
120 If we're lucky he might drop his wallet again. 1.7751 0.03285 538 233 196 109
121 To be fair, he thinks the same about us. 1.7741 0.03148 540 219 224 97
122 He seems friendly, but I know he looks down on us. 1.7738 0.03217 535 231 199 105
123 I know he likes me. But we look at the world so differently. 1.7733 0.03302 525 223 198 104
124 ˙sɹoqɥƃᴉǝu pooƃ ǝʞɐɯ sǝɔuǝɟ pooפ 1.7723 0.03412 527 235 177 115
125 It feels like the neighbors are right on top of you here 1.7704 0.03356 514 221 190 103
126 Friendly guy, no gravitas 1.7704 0.03185 527 215 218 94
127 ¡ɹoqɥƃᴉǝu ᴉH 1.7704 0.03477 527 242 164 121
128 I told you when he bought it he was going to flip the house! 1.7700 0.03384 513 223 185 105
129 Every day it’s either ‘what’s up?’ or ‘how’s it hanging?’ and I have to say, I respect his commitment to the bit. 1.7698 0.03325 530 230 192 108
130 That's our neighbour Ted. He flips houses for a living. 1.7689 0.03326 528 229 192 107
131 They just moved here from Australia 1.7664 0.03428 518 232 175 111
132 Just ignore him when he asks "What's up?" 1.7658 0.03412 521 233 177 111
133 The only good news; I’ve found over $50 in coins in my grass. 1.7649 0.03323 485 200 199 86
134 Looks like Bob finally flipped the house. 1.7637 0.03467 474 204 178 92
135 Can you believe they tried to put in a pool? 1.7636 0.03494 478 209 173 96
136 I guess he doesn't feel the gravity of the situation. 1.7621 0.03515 475 209 170 96
137 It looks like Bob's reverse mortgage came through. 1.7602 0.03886 392 174 138 80
138 Wait until the sprinkler comes on. 1.7596 0.03271 470 188 207 75
139 Maybe selling the air rights was not my best idea. 1.7582 0.03558 459 202 166 91
140 ¿,uıƃuɐɥ ʇı s,ʍoɥ 'ɹoqɥƃıǝu ʎǝH 1.7581 0.03611 463 209 157 97
141 Just ignore him. Otherwise he’s likely to drop in. 1.7578 0.03546 479 216 163 100
142 Remind me never to buy a house next to a theoretical physicist. 1.7572 0.03613 453 202 159 92
143 The first time I took it? Woodstock. 1.7567 0.03634 448 200 157 91
144 Disband the homeowners association." You said. "What's the worst that could happen?" You said 1.7533 0.03626 454 205 156 93
145 Don’t encourage him or he’ll just drop in. 1.7528 0.03482 453 194 177 82
146 Just ignore him. He lacks gravitas. 1.7517 0.03647 431 193 154 84
147 Well, he did say he was gonna flip that house. 1.7517 0.03604 435 190 163 82
148 His ability to flip houses is impressive 1.7511 0.03574 450 199 164 87
149 He's nice. Helped get a frisbee off our roof. 1.7494 0.03662 423 188 154 81
150 When did you start an air B&B? 1.7494 0.03722 419 187 150 82
151 It’s not so bad...unless he turns on the sprinklers. 1.7488 0.03686 422 187 154 81
152 Aren't you getting tired of people flipping houses? 1.7488 0.03808 414 189 140 85
153 What was in those brownies, Denise? 1.7464 0.03827 414 191 137 86
154 He's nice. We just have different viewpoints. 1.7452 0.03545 416 175 172 69
155 And that's why we'll never get a reverse mortgage. 1.7451 0.03687 412 181 155 76
156 I told you this neighbourhood doesn't share our views 1.7424 0.03849 396 180 138 78
157 I used to look up at the stars and wonder 'what's out there?' But now I know it's just Jim. 1.7418 0.03546 395 162 173 60
158 I know we are right because of the artist’s signature. 1.7412 0.03932 398 187 127 84
159 Do you remember which vaccine he got? 1.7404 0.03961 389 182 126 81
160 So, I joined this clinical trial of psilocybin to treat vertigo, and I’m pretty sure I’m not in the control group. 1.7378 0.04065 370 174 119 77
161 So that’s a reverse mortgage. 1.7376 0.03744 404 186 142 76
162 Our new neighbors are Australian 1.7368 0.03667 380 183 130 67
163 Nice people... reverse mortage, obviously. 1.7353 0.03850 374 166 141 67
164 I'm told it's a very rare reaction to the second dose. 1.7342 0.04049 380 185 113 82
165 That’s not what I thought he meant when he said he was going to flip the house. 1.7330 0.03722 412 187 148 77
166 They say good fences make good neighbors, but honestly a gravitational anomaly is just as effective. 1.7326 0.03928 359 177 112 70
167 If he's not upside down, then we're screwed. 1.7318 0.04094 358 168 118 72
168 He was the first one to flip his house. 1.7316 0.03824 380 170 142 68
169 Honestly, not the weirdest thing I’ve seen this year 1.7314 0.03913 376 172 133 71
170 I never thought to ask about his orientation. 1.7302 0.03915 378 174 132 72
171 He's been known to drop in unexpectedly. 1.7299 0.03784 374 177 129 68
172 Life's been pretty strange since that theoretical physicist moved in. 1.7292 0.03774 373 163 148 62
173 He thinks we’re beneath him 1.7285 0.04146 361 174 111 76
174 Thankfully, they removed the trampoline. 1.7283 0.04139 346 162 116 68
175 He's the best house flipper I've ever seen!" 1.7278 0.03776 349 179 108 62
176 They’re good neighbors. I just don’t share their worldview. 1.7273 0.03961 352 158 132 62
177 I'll be honest, I didn't think he could flip it in this market. 1.7249 0.04035 338 152 127 59
178 Well the previous buyer did say he was just going to flip it. 1.7245 0.03827 363 160 143 60
179 We should have purchased the air rights when we had the chance. 1.7232 0.03989 354 162 128 64
180 You SURE those were shitakes?? 1.7217 0.04338 345 173 95 77
181 I hear Tom made his money in Velcro. 1.7217 0.04173 327 151 116 60
182 Just moved here from Australia. 1.7216 0.04057 334 151 125 58
183 Those six months on the Space Station changed him forever. 1.7179 0.04173 319 146 117 56
184 Wait until he flushes the toilet. 1.7173 0.04137 329 152 118 59
185 He's hoping we'll invite him to drop in" 1.7168 0.03972 339 152 131 56
186 He pretends to be friendly, but I know he looks down on us. 1.7143 0.04052 322 144 126 52
187 They DID say there might be some minor side effects after the second shot. 1.7143 0.04222 315 146 113 56
188 Just don't ask him how's it hanging? 1.7139 0.04128 339 160 116 63
189 Those are the neighbours that still think the election was stolen 1.7138 0.04398 318 156 97 65
190 I warned him against that reverse mortgage scheme 1.7138 0.04118 318 149 115 54
191 He's a gravity denier. 1.7124 0.04277 306 142 110 54
192 He did say he was going to flip the house. 1.7121 0.04069 323 146 124 53
193 I remember when I would've thought this was strange. 1.7116 0.04039 319 142 127 50
194 He read ONE book on Feng Shui ... 1.7116 0.04322 319 154 103 62
195 That’s our cue to go inside. He’s about to water his lawn. 1.7086 0.04091 326 152 118 56
196 Do you think he knows we can see he’s not wearing pants? 1.7085 0.04211 319 150 112 57
197 I don't think he understood what flipping a house meant. 1.7083 0.04191 312 144 115 53
198 I just don't think he grasps the gravity of the situation. 1.7082 0.04295 305 143 108 54
199 Don't wave back! He'll want to drop over. 1.7079 0.04086 315 142 123 50
200 I keep wanting to send him balloons. You know, just to find out. 1.7061 0.04257 313 148 109 56
201 We heard they were planning on buying and flipping it, but had no idea. 1.7053 0.04334 302 143 105 54
202 We aren’t returning his antigravity device until he returns our leaf blower. 1.7051 0.04547 295 146 90 59
203 sn ǝʌoqɐ sǝʌıl ǝɥ 1.7049 0.04568 305 155 85 65
204 He just doesn't understand the gravity of this situation. 1.7049 0.04453 288 137 99 52
205 That’s Steve. He flips houses. 1.7038 0.04344 314 153 101 60
206 It's a great place to live, but the neighbors are right on top of you. 1.7038 0.04152 314 145 117 52
207 The Aussie is having a hard time assimilating. 1.7023 0.04133 309 144 115 50
208 We should have him under for dinner. 1.7020 0.04263 302 141 110 51
209 He's friendly but not well-grounded. 1.7010 0.04313 291 135 108 48
210 I told you the neighbors were always looking down on us. 1.7010 0.04353 301 144 103 54
211 Sure he’s a nice neighbor but his leaves always end up in my yard 1.7010 0.04164 311 144 116 51
212 ...and THIS is what happens when you let Australians move into the neighborhood. 1.6987 0.04395 302 147 99 56
213 Neighbors always build exactly where it will block your view. 1.6987 0.04242 302 141 111 50
214 Everyone’s flipping houses now. 1.6986 0.04457 282 134 99 49
215 I regret flipping that house. 1.6969 0.04227 287 130 114 43
216 Well, at least he finally took down his Trump sign. 1.6964 0.04626 280 139 87 54
217 Pick both feet up together, it really freaks him out. 1.6947 0.04535 285 140 92 53
218 He flips houses for a living. 1.6945 0.04437 275 129 101 45
219 I hate it when he just drops in. 1.6945 0.04555 275 133 93 49
220 Hey George. What's up? 1.6943 0.04603 265 127 92 46
221 .lliB ,oot uoy ot yad etisoppo yppaH 1.6909 0.04788 275 142 76 57
222 It's fine until he needs to back the car out of the garage. 1.6897 0.04238 261 128 98 35
223 I see the Eschers are back. 1.6895 0.04478 277 133 97 47
224 I wonder how they installed the toilets. 1.6890 0.04741 254 124 85 45
225 Richard just refuses to acknowledge the gravity of the situation. 1.6884 0.04522 276 134 94 48
226 Pretend you don't see him--or he'll invite us up. 1.6882 0.04425 279 133 100 46
227 It looks like the new neighbor is going to drop by. 1.6880 0.04410 266 123 103 40
228 Everybody around here is flipping houses. 1.6873 0.04539 259 122 96 41
229 As you can see, our new neighbours are house flippers. 1.6868 0.04430 281 135 99 47
230 He works in cloud computing. 1.6856 0.04537 264 126 95 43
231 Apparently, he got one of those ‘reverse mortgages.’ 1.6856 0.04873 264 137 73 54
232 Never liked him. He always looks down on us. 1.6850 0.04478 273 131 97 45
233 He never appreciated the gravity of the situation. 1.6847 0.04371 314 159 95 60
234 He won’t shut up about his reverse mortgage. 1.6844 0.04727 225 103 90 32
235 It's fun watching him cut the grass. 1.6844 0.04552 263 126 94 43
236 Oh no, he's going to drop in again. 1.6842 0.04319 266 125 102 39
237 I'd love the recipe for those brownies. 1.6838 0.04862 253 128 77 48
238 This was a good neighborhood until those Australians moved in 1.6835 0.04617 278 149 75 54
239 I don't care what NASA says -- that planet is way too close. 1.6832 0.04787 262 133 79 50
240 Bob is one of those guys who flips houses. 1.6822 0.04358 258 117 106 35
241 I just can't see things from his point of view 1.6811 0.04483 254 124 92 38
242 My husband and I are so much happier now that we live in alternate dimensions. 1.6808 0.04696 260 129 85 46
243 I'm glad to see that Bob finally turned his life around 1.6808 0.04759 260 131 81 48
244 I can't belive the HOA approved that, but not my solar panels. 1.6803 0.04593 244 114 94 36
245 Don’t look, it’s what he wants. 1.6803 0.04773 244 119 84 41
246 Jim has really turned his life aroumd. 1.6792 0.04264 240 103 111 26
247 ...and yet that's not the oddest thing about him." 1.6790 0.04826 243 120 81 42
248 Don't stare but I think my neighbor is high. 1.6789 0.04779 246 121 83 42
249 I told you the fence wouldn't help. 1.6787 0.04629 249 119 91 39
250 I heard he got one of those reverse mortgages. 1.6780 0.04855 264 138 73 53
251 And just like that 2021 got weirder than 2020 1.6780 0.05122 236 123 66 47
252 Should we ask him to drop in for a drink? 1.6770 0.04516 257 122 96 39
253 Yes, he can be annoying, but the shade is terrific. 1.6763 0.04376 241 107 105 29
254 I believe he said he was from Australia 1.6748 0.04750 246 121 84 41
255 Is it him or us? 1.6738 0.04927 233 116 77 40
256 The last guy was a Flat Earther. My new neighbor doesn't even believe in gravity. 1.6737 0.05058 236 122 69 45
257 I feel like the neighbors are always looking down on us. 1.6729 0.04465 266 128 97 41
258 I heard the new neighbor is from Australia. 1.6720 0.04761 250 125 82 43
259 Can you believe he flipped that house? 1.6716 0.04472 268 130 96 42
260 More wine? 1.6712 0.05167 222 114 67 41
261 I heard he wants to put in a pool. 1.6709 0.04877 234 116 79 39
262 I wish he would flip that house already! 1.6708 0.04593 240 135 64 41
263 At first, I thought he just lacked gravitas. 1.6708 0.04873 243 123 77 43
264 Is that your new Australian neighbor? 1.6708 0.04768 243 120 83 40
265 If it's a parallel universe, how disappointing. 1.6706 0.04753 255 129 81 45
266 “The neighborhood’s not the same since the Eschers moved in.” 1.6695 0.05064 236 123 68 45
267 Ben's a nice enough neighbor, but he believes in alternative facts. 1.6694 0.04703 245 120 86 39
268 That's Tony. He's Australian. 1.6691 0.04504 275 137 92 46
269 ¡ǝɹǝɥʇ ᴉH 1.6682 0.05250 220 115 63 42
270 At least I end up with his loose change. 1.6681 0.04641 232 109 91 32
271 I miss gravity. 1.6681 0.04901 235 118 77 40
272 Keep talking—you won’t believe how much change falls out of his pockets. 1.6681 0.04852 238 119 79 40
273 I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation. 1.6680 0.04803 241 120 81 40
274 Not what I pictured when he said he was going to flip it. 1.6680 0.04612 244 117 91 36
275 He'd be a good catch if he was more down to earth." 1.6680 0.04767 250 126 81 43
276 I can't emphasize the gravity of the situation. 1.6679 0.04778 262 136 77 49
277 We should have listened to the guy at the dispensary and only taken half a dose. 1.6679 0.04442 280 139 95 46
278 Oh just great, now even gravity is broken. 1.6667 0.04769 234 120 76 38
279 He got one of those reverse mortgages. 1.6654 0.04516 263 129 93 41
280 That’s my crazy neighbor, Hurbert. He doesn’t believe in evolution, vaccines or gravity. 1.6654 0.04612 263 132 87 44
281 Science denier. 1.6653 0.04719 242 119 85 38
282 This is how his dog's poop always ends up in my yard. 1.6652 0.04749 233 113 85 35
283 He doesn't seem to appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.6639 0.04832 244 124 78 42
284 Maybe we should invite him to drop in for a drink. 1.6638 0.04562 235 117 84 34
285 I still don't understand how he makes coffee. 1.6638 0.04728 232 112 86 34
286 He doesn’t have a pool, luckily. 1.6638 0.04695 229 109 88 32
287 So much for the privacy fence. 1.6637 0.04826 226 110 82 34
288 Do you ever get the feeling that Gary looks down at us? 1.6627 0.04439 249 117 99 33
289 You'd think a parallel universe would be more interesting. 1.6623 0.05031 228 117 71 40
290 And that cloud looks like our neighbor Terry! 1.6622 0.05046 225 115 71 39
291 I tried telling him there’s a risky side to flipping houses. 1.6622 0.05061 222 113 71 38
292 Yeah, but his taxes are half of what we pay. 1.6620 0.04883 213 102 81 30
293 what was it you said about those brownies? 1.6616 0.04291 263 143 82 38
294 Mom said "one day I'd meet a guy who'd turn my world upside down...." 1.6610 0.04932 236 121 74 41
295 Poor man, 2020 really turned his life upside down. 1.6610 0.04630 236 122 78 36
296 That’s my neighbor, the quantum physicist. 1.6607 0.04740 224 107 86 31
297 Once we accepted alternative facts,it didn’t take long to recognize an alternative universe. 1.6606 0.04971 218 108 76 34
298 I do miss the sky...but in this market you can’t beat the price. 1.6604 0.04858 212 104 78 30
299 The previous owners made a fortune flipping that house. 1.6598 0.04922 241 125 73 43
300 It's fine until he lets the dog out. 1.6595 0.04734 232 113 85 34
301 His fence is technically over our property line. 1.6593 0.04873 226 112 79 35
302 He got his kids a trampoline last summer. It didn't go well. 1.6591 0.05143 220 114 67 39
303 I had the same thing after my second shot. 1.6591 0.05102 220 113 69 38
304 He’s nice, but he keeps making the same “what’s up” joke. 1.6590 0.04861 217 105 81 31
305 To be fair, he’s the only one I know who’s had any REAL vaccine side effects 1.6588 0.05235 211 109 65 37
306 Does he realize we know he's not wearing pants? 1.6587 0.05163 208 105 69 34
307 That’s my neighbour, Jeff. He flips houses for a living. 1.6579 0.04841 228 113 80 35
308 He’s just disoriented. It’s the first time he’s been out of the house since lockdown. 1.6574 0.04699 251 127 83 41
309 So much for ‘good fences make good neighbors.’ 1.6573 0.04705 213 99 88 26
310 Every day he has to turn the house upside down to find his keys. 1.6573 0.05068 213 107 72 34
311 Hey,Shannon: I think those gummies just kicked in. 1.6562 0.05073 224 116 69 39
312 You can really see his bald spot now. 1.6560 0.05144 218 113 67 38
313 It's never a problem till he turns on the sprinkler. 1.6560 0.04935 218 108 77 33
314 Be careful! When he lets his dog out, it's bombs away. 1.6558 0.04674 215 113 72 30
315 Its much worse when he fertilizes his lawn. 1.6558 0.05202 215 112 65 38
316 Yeah, he got one of those reverse mortgages 1.6557 0.04956 212 104 77 31
317 That’s Joe, he looks down on everyone. 1.6544 0.04955 217 108 76 33
318 Wow! My old physics professor! 1.6542 0.05224 214 112 64 38
319 He's nice enough but his dog keeps shitting on my roof. 1.6532 0.05232 222 119 61 42
320 He's going to have a hard time flipping that one. 1.6531 0.04618 245 121 88 36
321 Don’t wave. He might drop in. 1.6530 0.04792 219 106 83 30
322 I hear they're flipping the house. 1.6526 0.05031 213 107 73 33
323 The weirdest thing is that he’s still a flat-Earther. 1.6522 0.04866 207 99 81 27
324 My optometrist doesn't believe me when I describe floaters. 1.6507 0.05110 209 106 70 33
325 Harold's new passion is flipping houses. 1.6507 0.05155 209 107 68 34
326 Don't wave back. It'll just reaffirm his reality. 1.6500 0.05100 200 99 72 29
327 Ironically, he's an underwriter. 1.6496 0.04831 234 119 78 37
328 He said he flips houses. 1.6490 0.05040 208 104 73 31
329 On a good day quarters fall out of his pockets.” 1.6489 0.04698 225 109 86 30
330 Well, he did say he planned to flip it. 1.6488 0.04858 205 106 70 29
331 He doesn't understand the gravity of this situation 1.6479 0.05125 213 110 68 35
332 At first I thought it was a parallel universe but I think he’s just flipping houses. 1.6479 0.04993 213 107 74 32
333 Bob's always so cheerful. Sometimes I wish he showed a little more gravitas. 1.6478 0.04743 230 114 83 33
334 He'll do anything to keep the kids off his lawn. 1.6473 0.04921 207 101 78 28
335 Janice, I hate guys who buy houses just to flip them. 1.6473 0.05154 207 106 68 33
336 The only big issue is the skylight in our bathroom. 1.6471 0.04807 238 122 78 38
337 Just moved here from Australia. Took everything with him. 1.6471 0.04894 221 113 74 34
338 He seems nice, but I just don't agree with his world view. 1.6471 0.04677 204 94 88 22
339 He drops in more often than we’d like. 1.6468 0.04861 218 108 79 31
340 The prior owner flipped the house. 1.6465 0.04780 215 106 80 29
341 Oh god, he’s going to drop in again isn’t he. 1.6465 0.04915 215 107 77 31
342 Oh my God! I thought that 2020 was over. 1.6459 0.05161 209 108 67 34
343 When he rolls out the BBQ, we’ll head inside. 1.6456 0.04942 206 103 74 29
344 I know it’s unsettling, but selling the air rights was lucrative. 1.6455 0.04914 220 116 70 34
345 If you ask me, that new planet is too damned close. 1.6453 0.05375 203 108 59 36
346 I had something else in mind when I heard he was flipping his house. 1.6453 0.05047 203 101 73 29
347 That’s my neighbor, Escher. 1.6450 0.05156 200 101 69 30
348 Our new neighbors - they’re from Australia 1.6438 0.04976 219 112 73 34
349 They’re anti-science. 1.6432 0.05227 199 102 66 31
350 I'll admit he's a nice guy, but I'll never understand his point of view. 1.6432 0.04727 213 102 85 26
351 The hardest part is trying to figure out which one of us is upside down. 1.6429 0.05089 196 97 72 27
352 Don’t you love day drinking? 1.6425 0.05357 193 100 62 31
353 It's all a matter of perspective. 1.6421 0.05107 190 93 72 25
354 Give him a wave. His loose change pays the rent” 1.6415 0.05152 212 111 66 35
355 I would invite him over but he keeps spilling his drink. 1.6410 0.04624 195 100 74 21
356 Think the edible's kicked in....how about you? 1.6404 0.05336 203 108 60 35
357 Quarantine really turned his life upside down. 1.6396 0.05074 197 98 72 27
358 Ted and I choose to live in separate alternative universes. 1.6387 0.05507 191 102 56 33
359 Imagine, he once fell for me. 1.6386 0.05027 202 101 73 28
360 Either he’s stoned or we are. 1.6378 0.05492 196 106 55 35
361 The really weird thing is we're not high. 1.6368 0.05098 201 102 70 29
362 Looks like Bob finally turned his life around. 1.6359 0.05003 206 104 73 29
363 I don’t think he understands what “flipping a house” means. 1.6359 0.05222 195 100 66 29
364 He decided to stay after he flipped the house. 1.6355 0.04947 214 109 74 31
365 He’s on the zoning board so he can basically do anything he likes. 1.6350 0.05169 200 103 67 30
366 He is a “glass is always empty” kind of guy. 1.6345 0.05426 197 106 57 34
367 This is an improvement. His house used to be underwater. 1.6345 0.05182 197 101 67 29
368 Our homeowner's association has 500 rules, but zero laws of physics. 1.6340 0.04930 194 104 63 27
369 He's a nice enough guy. We just see things differently. 1.6338 0.04923 213 108 75 30
370 Technically, to qualify as a parallel universe, that would be you and me waving. 1.6335 0.05311 191 99 63 29
371 I really don’t know clouds at all. 1.6333 0.05676 180 97 52 31
372 It's a high-turnover neighbourhood. 1.6330 0.05325 188 97 63 28
373 Just when I thought life was getting back to normal.... 1.6330 0.04994 188 102 62 24
374 We sold the air rights. 1.6316 0.05558 171 88 58 25
375 Have you noticed more people buying houses and then immediately flipping them? 1.6308 0.04864 214 108 77 29
376 Let's hope he doesn't drop in. 1.6300 0.05078 200 102 70 28
377 Note to self; one edible is plenty! 1.6300 0.04435 227 127 69 31
378 Your new neighbor seems nice. He's from Australia, right? 1.6296 0.04602 216 104 88 24
379 We forgot to buy the air rights" 1.6292 0.04831 178 90 69 19
380 Maybe I'm not understanding the gravity of the situation. 1.6290 0.05482 186 99 57 30
381 I see the edibles have kicked in. 1.6290 0.05265 186 95 65 26
382 Should we say 'hi' or 'ih'? 1.6289 0.05452 194 105 56 33
383 That's what happens when you don't believe in science. 1.6284 0.05389 183 95 61 27
384 This is why all his leaves are in my backyard! 1.6281 0.04999 199 100 73 26
385 He doesn’t grasp the gravity of this situation. 1.6280 0.05133 207 109 66 32
386 She said when she met him, he turned her world upside down. 1.6279 0.05537 172 89 58 25
387 The Fourth of July is going to be hell. 1.6278 0.05087 223 121 64 38
388 Maybe we are. It's all relative. 1.6278 0.05287 180 91 65 24
389 He's into flipping houses. 1.6276 0.05007 196 98 73 25
390 Friendly fellow. Just moved here from Australia. 1.6275 0.05052 204 105 70 29
391 It was fine until his toilet backed up. 1.6275 0.05331 204 111 58 35
392 Our new neighbour, Mr Escher. I never quite know where I am with him. 1.6269 0.04963 201 101 74 26
393 I wish the neighbors would stop flipping houses. 1.6264 0.05668 174 93 53 28
394 I’m worried one day he’ll just drop in 1.6264 0.05186 182 91 68 23
395 When she left, it really turned his world upside down... 1.6264 0.05186 182 91 68 23
396 Our new neighbor - from New Zealand 1.6263 0.05270 198 105 62 31
397 I just asked him if he wanted to hang out. 1.6250 0.05090 192 108 56 28
398 The real question is how Frank got the zoning board to go along with it. 1.6250 0.04789 208 103 80 25
399 I never know when the neighbors are going to drop in. 1.6250 0.05162 208 111 64 33
400 He just moved in two days ago. He works for Fox News." 1.6250 0.05956 176 100 42 34
401 No, that’s not why it’s called Passover. 1.6250 0.04969 184 89 75 20
402 I really thought 'flipping houses' meant something else. 1.6244 0.04939 197 98 75 24
403 Did you use the mushrooms in the fridge or the ones in the envelope behind the books in the den? 1.6243 0.05672 189 106 48 35
404 I never know whether to wave back. 1.6243 0.05207 189 97 66 26
405 Bob said to me one day, 'We could make some money if we bought and flipped the house next door.' Sadly, there's a lot that can go wrong when you don't know what you're doing. 1.6237 0.05359 194 104 59 31
406 The downside of a parallel universe 1.6237 0.05258 194 102 63 29
407 Good evening, Mr. Escher. 1.6237 0.05258 194 102 63 29
408 Well, he's a better neighbor than Escher was. 1.6237 0.05258 194 102 63 29
409 Howdy neighbor! Have you seen my keys? I’ve turned my house upside down looking for them. 1.6237 0.05359 194 104 59 31
410 I'm just glad he doesn't have a dog. 1.6236 0.05514 178 94 57 27
411 And I thought we were living on top of each other in the city... 1.6229 0.05349 175 89 63 23
412 My neighbor just got a reverse mortgage. 1.6224 0.05065 196 100 70 26
413 The HOA still hasn't figured out how to fine him. 1.6223 0.05285 188 102 57 29
414 That's Mr. Escher. 1.6215 0.05424 177 92 60 25
415 Hey Doug, how’s it hanging? 1.6203 0.05200 187 96 66 25
416 He says he’s flipped dozens of ‘em. 1.6198 0.04590 192 104 67 21
417 I got custody of reality in the divorce 1.6193 0.05330 176 98 53 25
418 I always suspected they were living above their means 1.6188 0.05101 202 106 67 29
419 We thought the fence would help, but the cat is always falling into our yard. 1.6188 0.05218 181 98 60 23
420 Living on the Equator had its ups and downs. 1.6188 0.05159 181 91 68 22
421 Dave, your new Zoom background is upside-down. 1.6185 0.05525 173 91 57 25
422 Nice guy. Just moved here. From Australia. 1.6183 0.05388 186 99 59 28
423 Their house is a mirror image of ours 1.6180 0.05404 178 93 60 25
424 The whole neighborhood can't wait until he flips his house. 1.6170 0.05398 188 101 58 29
425 They’ve taken “flipping homes” to a whole new level! 1.6170 0.05127 188 96 68 24
426 It's becoming impossible to keep up with the Joneses. 1.6167 0.05586 180 98 53 29
427 They’’re from Australia. They fell in love with the place instantly.” 1.6162 0.05184 198 120 48 30
428 How many gummies did we take? 1.6159 0.05955 164 91 45 28
429 I'm waiting for him to drop in. 1.6158 0.05000 177 86 73 18
430 The Eschers think they’re so darn fancy. 1.6158 0.05774 177 99 47 31
431 He’s one of those gravity deniers” 1.6154 0.05815 169 93 48 28
432 Wait, what did they say the side effects are again? 1.6154 0.05374 169 91 55 23
433 Our property values have gone down since his property went up. 1.6140 0.05580 171 91 55 25
434 Barbecues can be tricky but other than that he’s a great neighbor. 1.6140 0.05263 171 86 65 20
435 Go get the umbrellas, Agnes; he's about to turn his sprinklers on. 1.6139 0.06005 158 87 45 26
436 No,you stand up and see what happens. 1.6135 0.05595 163 85 56 22
437 I thought you said he was introverted? 1.6135 0.05728 163 87 52 24
438 I think he regrets doing the renovation himself. 1.6135 0.05794 163 88 50 25
439 Hey Bob! How's it hanging? 1.6131 0.05784 168 92 49 27
440 Yeah, but leasing the air rights over my yard covers my mortgage 1.6131 0.05467 168 87 59 22
441 He’s been acting so high and mighty recently 1.6129 0.05445 155 77 61 17
442 I find a LOT of loose change. 1.6125 0.05607 160 83 56 21
443 Sure, he's cute but everytime he mows his lawn our pool fills with grass. 1.6121 0.05200 165 81 67 17
444 It’s his fire pit that has me worried. 1.6121 0.05676 165 88 53 24
445 Well, he heard Hank made a killing flipping houses... 1.6120 0.05519 183 100 54 29
446 Did you try pressing CTRL + ALT+ ARROW? 1.6118 0.05792 170 94 48 28
447 I thought you said your neighbor was introverted not inverted. 1.6118 0.05546 170 90 56 24
448 I can’t decide. Friendly wave, signaling for help, or just letting his arm hang down? 1.6115 0.05618 157 81 56 20
449 I hear he flips houses. 1.6114 0.05424 175 92 59 24
450 Ignore him. He’s just another house flipper. 1.6099 0.05322 182 96 61 25
451 That’s our new neighbor. He just moved here from Australia. 1.6084 0.05523 166 87 57 22
452 Don't be surprised if the neighbor drops by. 1.6084 0.05252 166 83 65 18
453 He says there's no consensus on gravity. 1.6078 0.05955 153 83 47 23
454 Just ignore him. He's not wearing a mask. 1.6076 0.05877 158 86 48 24
455 Good mushrooms Jess 1.6074 0.05994 163 92 43 28
456 They warned us about buying the air rights, we didn’t listen. 1.6074 0.05465 163 84 59 20
457 Ok. Who is it,him or us? 1.6062 0.05350 193 106 57 30
458 Top of the morning! 1.6048 0.05758 167 92 49 26
459 No, I don’t find it unusual at all. None of us knows which way is up these days. 1.6047 0.05627 172 94 52 26
460 They should make house flipping illegal. 1.6045 0.05560 177 97 53 27
461 I told him to drop over anytime. 1.6044 0.05385 182 98 58 26
462 The upside is he's friendly. 1.6040 0.05620 149 76 56 17
463 Hi Nigel ... He was just transferred here from Melbourne 1.6025 0.06122 161 93 39 29
464 I like him, but we're on two different planes of existence. 1.6024 0.05596 166 89 54 23
465 He said he's Australian. 1.6023 0.05588 176 97 52 27
466 Oh, he better not be trying to water his lawn again. 1.6013 0.05231 158 88 51 19
467 They told me this neighbourhood has a high turnover 1.6013 0.05603 158 83 55 20
468 As if the pandemic has not been hard enough, it's been really weird ever since the Eschers moved in next door. 1.6011 0.04581 183 107 54 22
469 Sort of defeats the purpose of the fence... 1.6000 0.06131 150 84 42 24
470 Actually, he's very happy with his reverse mortgage 1.6000 0.05904 155 85 47 23
471 It turns out that even the Laws of Gravity were Fake News 1.6000 0.05760 160 87 50 23
472 That's Dave. He doesn't believe in gravity. 1.6000 0.05497 170 91 56 23
473 Australians are just so friendly. 1.6000 0.05355 165 85 61 19
474 Gravity’s apparently on a hiatus up there. Even so, I’m glad to see that he picks up after his dog. 1.6000 0.05818 165 92 47 26
475 Looks like your new neighbor has really turned that place around 1.6000 0.05622 160 87 51 22
476 He's either Qanon or Australian and I don't intend to find out which. 1.5989 0.05492 187 105 52 30
477 It’s about to rain cats & dogs... 1.5989 0.05390 177 97 55 25
478 He's one of those anti-science, anti-vaccine types and he doesn't believe in gravity. 1.5988 0.05765 167 93 48 26
479 On the plus side, it's shadier in the summer. 1.5987 0.05543 152 78 57 17
480 We're hoping the house next door gets flipped again. 1.5987 0.06068 152 85 43 24
481 It continues to be a challenge to ignore him. 1.5965 0.05412 171 91 58 22
482 All that just so he doesn’t have to rake his own leaves. 1.5964 0.05335 166 86 61 19
483 My new neighbor, he’s flipping the property. 1.5949 0.05465 158 82 58 18
484 We got an excellent offer on the air rights. 1.5944 0.05267 180 96 61 23
485 Top o’ the morning to ya” 1.5944 0.05635 143 73 55 15
486 ...but except for that, the Eschers are really good neighbors. 1.5935 0.05839 155 85 48 22
487 I think 700mg was too much. 1.5935 0.05767 155 84 50 21
488 And we thought 2020 was weird. 1.5935 0.05620 155 82 54 19
489 It’s hard to find anyplace where we aren’t confronted by the Eschers. 1.5935 0.05839 155 85 48 22
490 That’s Harry, visiting from Australia. 1.5933 0.05839 150 81 49 20
491 He says you can make a lot of money flipping houses. 1.5933 0.05604 150 78 55 17
492 I wonder what the upside is to living there. 1.5928 0.05708 167 93 49 25
493 On the plus side, Zoe got her balloon back. 1.5924 0.05712 157 85 51 21
494 He never grasped the gravity of his situation. 1.5921 0.06217 152 88 38 26
495 They say he's a little nuts, but his anti-gravity theory is pretty convincing. 1.5915 0.05593 164 89 53 22
496 My neighbor just moved here from Australia. 1.5912 0.05797 159 88 48 23
497 His wife told me they bought it last year to flip but they've been upside-down on the mortgage ever since. 1.5912 0.06066 159 92 40 27
498 They say things should be back to normal by June. 1.5912 0.05587 159 85 54 20
499 I just hope he doesn't drop by. 1.5912 0.05533 181 102 51 28
500 You think he’ll ever fall for me? 1.5912 0.05533 181 102 51 28
501 They’re flipping the house 1.5906 0.05727 171 97 47 27
502 I hate what he's done with the place. 1.5890 0.06044 146 81 44 21
503 Did someone hit Ctrl + V by accident? 1.5890 0.05723 146 77 52 17
504 I think I'm having a reaction to my second shot. 1.5886 0.05759 158 87 49 22
505 It's annoying, but we find lots of coin change on our lawn. 1.5879 0.05112 182 96 65 21
506 If they put the pool in I’m going to lose it. 1.5878 0.05667 148 78 53 17
507 Poor guy. His world turned upside down when Covid started. 1.5875 0.05422 160 84 58 18
508 He’s trying to flip that house. 1.5874 0.06144 143 80 42 21
509 Just humour him, he thinks we are upside down. 1.5874 0.05815 143 76 50 17
510 Meet my new neighbor, M.C. Escher. 1.5870 0.04832 184 114 48 22
511 Most people see it as a metaphor 1.5867 0.06144 150 86 40 24
512 Believe it or not, it’s cheaper to build in the multiverse than to buy in Berkeley. 1.5862 0.05838 145 78 49 18
513 You ever think, maybe we’re the ones who are upside down? 1.5862 0.05162 174 91 64 19
514 It's only awkward when he offers me a drink. 1.5860 0.04870 157 84 61 12
515 Yup, ever since that trip he took to Australia- 1.5858 0.04635 169 101 50 18
516 Investors here are flipping houses like you wouldn't believe. 1.5856 0.05135 181 96 64 21
517 I sometimes wonder if it’s him or me. 1.5855 0.05635 152 81 53 18
518 We never saw eye to eye on anything, but the sex was interesting. 1.5855 0.05863 152 84 47 21
519 Guess who rakes his leaves every fall? 1.5852 0.06342 135 76 39 20
520 Velcro AstroTurf opens up so many possibilities 1.5850 0.05616 147 77 54 16
521 We really should invite him under sometime. 1.5850 0.05938 147 81 46 20
522 I wonder what happens when his reverse mortgage runs out. 1.5849 0.05803 159 89 47 23
523 There's not a single HOA law Dale hasn't broken. 1.5848 0.05732 171 98 46 27
524 Actually, Nancy, I don’t want to think about it from his perspective. 1.5845 0.05763 142 75 51 16
525 He was homesick for Sydney. 1.5839 0.06105 149 85 41 23
526 Charlie's from Australia. 1.5839 0.06324 149 88 35 26
527 I do hope he doesn't drop in. 1.5839 0.05722 149 80 51 18
528 We’d heard that he bought the property just to flip it, but we had no idea. 1.5839 0.05722 149 80 51 18
529 He and his wife had a falling out. 1.5828 0.06116 151 87 40 24
530 The new neighbors seem kind of uppity 1.5828 0.05820 151 83 48 20
531 Don't Look. He's just trying to get our attention. 1.5828 0.05508 151 81 53 17
532 He went for the reverse mortgage. 1.5828 0.05895 151 84 46 21
533 This gerrymandering is out of control 1.5827 0.06286 139 79 39 21
534 I tell you, we should look into it. George is making a killing flipping houses. 1.5822 0.06051 146 82 43 21
535 George takes social distancing to new levels. 1.5816 0.06052 141 78 44 19
536 Where did you say Susan got these brownies from again? 1.5811 0.06288 148 87 36 25
537 Apparently,Ted still hasn’t learned to use the “rotate” function on the photo app. 1.5809 0.05955 136 77 41 18
538 It has something to do with the inverted yield curve. 1.5809 0.06135 136 75 43 18
539 Yeah, he's a house flipper. 1.5804 0.05650 143 75 53 15
540 I wonder what he’s up to. 1.5804 0.05562 143 77 51 15
541 My neighbor is always dropping in. 1.5800 0.05697 150 81 51 18
542 That wasn’t normal a year ago, was it? 1.5800 0.06150 150 87 39 24
543 That one looks like a person in their yard, waving. 1.5797 0.06571 138 82 32 24
544 He looks happy... considering his world turned upside-down. 1.5782 0.05786 147 80 49 18
545 He simply doesn't get the gravity of his situation. 1.5782 0.05786 147 80 49 18
546 Hey there, what's up? 1.5779 0.05738 154 85 49 20
547 He turned the house upside down looking for that glove. 1.5772 0.05728 149 81 50 18
548 He makes a mean pineapple right side up cake. 1.5769 0.06448 130 74 37 19
549 Looks like Dave got up on the wrong side of the world this morning. 1.5769 0.06355 130 73 39 18
550 He's been trying to turn his life around. 1.5769 0.06165 130 71 43 16
551 Keep it down over there! 1.5764 0.05711 144 77 51 16
552 Nearly half the neighborhood no longer believes in science. 1.5762 0.06264 151 90 35 26
553 Our new neighbors just moved here from Australia 1.5759 0.05409 158 84 57 17
554 I regret selling my air rights. 1.5758 0.05448 165 90 55 20
555 That’s Dave — he made a fortune flipping houses. 1.5756 0.05470 172 96 53 23
556 Don't wave back or he'll think he's real. 1.5755 0.06293 139 80 38 21
557 He turned his house upside down looking for his car keys and it's been that way ever since. 1.5752 0.05843 153 86 46 21
558 Of that’s Greg, he just flipped his house last month. 1.5750 0.05918 160 93 42 25
559 He never understood what flipping a house meant. 1.5745 0.06059 141 79 43 19
560 It’s called inversion therapy 1.5745 0.05715 141 75 51 15
561 Oh, don’t mind him. He’s from a parallel universe. 1.5743 0.05760 148 81 49 18
562 That's Steve. He's a gravity denier. 1.5732 0.05742 164 94 46 24
563 He's alright for a Republican, even if he doesn't know which end is up. 1.5725 0.06133 131 72 43 16
564 We warned them not to get a reverse mortgage. 1.5725 0.05987 138 76 45 17
565 He comes from the land down under. 1.5724 0.05769 145 79 49 17
566 I don't think they can have a pool. 1.5723 0.05745 159 90 47 22
567 That's Escher, our new neighbor. 1.5704 0.06268 135 77 39 19
568 I told you to eat only one of those cannabis chocolates dear. 1.5696 0.05775 158 90 46 22
569 Sold him my air rights 1.5695 0.05831 151 85 46 20
570 To be honest, I'm not understanding the gravity of the situation. 1.5694 0.05885 144 80 46 18
571 My new neighbor - second time this year that house turned over. 1.5694 0.05801 144 79 48 17
572 That's Joe, he flips houses 1.5693 0.05749 137 73 50 14
573 When Hank said his whole life had turned upside down, he really meant it, didn't he? 1.5692 0.05975 130 70 46 14
574 It’s okay with me, it’s his reality. 1.5685 0.05576 146 78 53 15
575 It’s obviously an Airbnb 1.5682 0.06196 132 74 41 17
576 It's not that I don't love him anymore, it's just his incessant hovering. 1.5680 0.06459 125 71 37 17
577 If he thinks we’re raking his leaves this fall he’s crazy. 1.5674 0.05809 141 77 48 16
578 Don’t wave back Wanda, he falls for every girl he meets. 1.5669 0.06081 127 69 44 14
579 Did he just ask us, ‘What’s up?’ 1.5667 0.05939 150 86 43 21
580 It gets a real messy when their gardener shows up. 1.5664 0.06001 143 81 43 19
581 He's from Australia 1.5662 0.06409 136 80 35 21
582 This fence is worthless 1.5658 0.05729 152 85 48 19
583 Don't invite him over. He always spills his drink. 1.5649 0.05945 131 71 46 14
584 I see your point, but after this year, who can tell what "normal" is any more? 1.5649 0.05745 131 69 50 12
585 Great. Now I'll have to make the fence taller. 1.5647 0.05136 170 91 62 17
586 He said he was getting a reverse mortgage! 1.5643 0.06348 140 83 35 22
587 It's all good until he waters his lawn. 1.5643 0.05754 140 76 49 15
588 Keep ignoring him,I want to see what else he has up his sleeve. 1.5638 0.05818 149 84 46 19
589 Oh, he's anti-everything. 1.5638 0.05818 149 84 46 19
590 I'm bringing a pineapple upside-down cake to their housewarming. 1.5635 0.06424 126 72 37 17
591 ‘He’s looking down on us again.’ 1.5635 0.05800 126 69 45 12
592 What did you put in this ice tea ? 1.5633 0.05849 158 92 43 23
593 Ever since Ted came back from Australia there's something different about him. 1.5630 0.05624 135 71 52 12
594 Big mistake selling air rights to the Eschers. 1.5630 0.06004 135 75 44 16
595 I just hope he isn’t cutting the grass again. 1.5625 0.05550 144 79 50 15
596 I told you things have become to polarized. 1.5625 0.05890 144 81 45 18
597 I told you there is something wrong with our new neighbor from Australia 1.5622 0.05242 185 105 56 24
598 That’s our neighbor, Doug. He’s friendly—albeit, a bit over the top. 1.5620 0.05756 137 74 49 14
599 When he leaves check the lawn for coins. 1.5620 0.06417 121 68 38 15
600 You see that too, right? 1.5610 0.06125 123 67 43 13
601 Oh, dear, Mr. Schrödinger’s gone and lost his cat again. 1.5606 0.06202 132 75 40 17
602 That’s our new neighbour. He’s Australian. 1.5605 0.05668 157 89 48 20
603 They seem nice, but I'm afraid they'll just drop in anytime. 1.5603 0.06512 116 65 37 14
604 He's actually made a lot of money flipping houses. 1.5603 0.05547 141 78 49 14
605 Let's see him try to mansplain this. 1.5594 0.05840 143 80 46 17
606 Try and look on the upside. 1.5594 0.06006 143 82 42 19
607 It feels like it’s a hundred and eighty degrees out here. 1.5594 0.06168 143 84 38 21
608 We’ve never had the same perspective. 1.5594 0.05755 143 79 48 16
609 The H.O.A. will be hearing about this 1.5594 0.05492 143 90 38 15
610 Great place, but the builder had issues with overhead 1.5593 0.05963 118 62 46 10
611 Think he ever gets tired of saying "hello down there?" 1.5581 0.06118 129 72 42 15
612 He says he doesn't believe in "science." 1.5581 0.06217 129 73 40 16
613 'You wouldn't believe the amount of spare change I get.' 1.5575 0.06402 113 62 39 12
614 Nathan still doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation 1.5575 0.05435 174 104 45 25
615 Stalagmite or stalactite? I can never remember which. 1.5574 0.06165 122 67 42 13
616 When you told me last week ‘your life had been turned upside down’ I never dreamed you meant literally 1.5574 0.06381 122 69 38 15
617 He's always talking down to us. 1.5565 0.05873 124 66 47 11
618 Their pineapple upside down cake is out of this world. 1.5565 0.06407 124 71 37 16
619 It’s not what I thought of when I hoped for someone to turn my world upside down. 1.5556 0.06915 117 70 29 18
620 Welcome to Australia! 1.5549 0.05350 164 91 55 18
621 That guy looks down on everyone. 1.5549 0.05136 164 99 48 17
622 He makes his money flipping properties. 1.5547 0.06056 128 71 43 14
623 I haven't seen your kid's bike but I think your car keys are on our roof. 1.5546 0.06393 119 67 38 14
624 Sometimes he just drops in. 1.5537 0.06093 121 68 40 13
625 ¡sɹoqɥƃᴉǝN 'ǝɹǝɥʇ ʎoɥ∀ 1.5537 0.06838 121 73 29 19
626 Nice guy, but he kind of ruined sunbathing for us 1.5537 0.05979 121 67 42 12
627 I guess his reverse mortgage was finally approved. 1.5533 0.05478 150 82 53 15
628 Wrong mushrooms in the salad again, Jennifer? 1.5532 0.05991 141 81 42 18
629 He tends to drop in unexpectedly. 1.5530 0.06207 132 76 39 17
630 Good Fences make good neighbors but this one makes them surreal . 1.5528 0.04926 123 74 38 11
631 Is that what a reverse mortgage brings? 1.5528 0.05566 161 92 49 20
632 Funny thing -- He says we're the ones who are upside down! 1.5522 0.05857 134 74 46 14
633 The grass is straighter on the other side too. 1.5520 0.06269 125 71 39 15
634 How much do you think he paid for the air rights? 1.5520 0.06471 125 73 35 17
635 The upside is, no down payment 1.5517 0.06519 116 66 36 14
636 Try to ignore him or he’ll hang around all afternoon. 1.5515 0.05887 136 76 45 15
637 I think he's starting to fall for you. 1.5511 0.05208 176 99 57 20
638 Just smile and be neighborly. His world’s been turned upside down. 1.5510 0.05391 147 79 55 13
639 I heard that this is one of the side effects of the vaccine 1.5510 0.05726 147 89 40 18
640 That’s my neighbor Zeus. He looks down on everybody. 1.5505 0.04606 109 67 35 7
641 Guy was a bat in another life. 1.5495 0.06618 111 63 35 13
642 ever since he got his second Covid shot, He thinks he’s free to do anything he wants 1.5492 0.06279 122 69 39 14
643 That cloud looks like my neighbor. 1.5492 0.06491 122 71 35 16
644 « They’re operating on an entirely different set of facts » 1.5492 0.05595 122 75 34 13
645 I'm thinking about baking an upside-down cake to welcome the new neighbor. 1.5489 0.05695 133 72 49 12
646 Hey! What's up? 1.5487 0.06284 113 62 40 11
647 Our new neighbor is Australian. 1.5486 0.05732 144 81 47 16
648 He can come down here if he wants to talk. 1.5484 0.05989 124 68 44 12
649 I mean you have to feel bad for the guy. His world is literally turned upside down! 1.5481 0.06014 135 77 42 16
650 It all started with a sideways glance. 1.5476 0.05702 126 67 49 10
651 He's surprisingly down to earth 1.5474 0.05766 137 76 47 14
652 We’ve finally given up the pretense of common ground. 1.5474 0.05858 137 77 45 15
653 at least he's wearing clothes today 1.5472 0.06982 106 62 30 14
654 He's pleasant enough but he's always looking down on people. 1.5468 0.05796 139 78 46 15
655 Let’s see what happens when he pours a drink 1.5463 0.07009 108 64 29 15
656 It's cool and all, but his damned leaves end up in my yard. 1.5462 0.06287 119 67 39 13
657 We decided that a good school district was more important than the laws of physics. 1.5462 0.06172 119 66 41 12
658 You let one Aussie move in, and there goes the whole neighborhood. 1.5462 0.06378 130 77 35 18
659 He drops in all the time. 1.5462 0.05580 130 69 51 10
660 And I thought 2020 was an upside down, unique year! 1.5462 0.05135 130 83 34 13
661 The neighborhood hasn't been the same since the Eschers moved next door. 1.5462 0.06471 130 78 33 19
662 It's OK,he's Australian. 1.5461 0.05742 152 88 45 19
663 He's nice enough. But we just don't see eye to eye. 1.5455 0.05984 121 66 44 11
664 I thought the alternate universe was only a concept. 1.5455 0.05501 143 87 40 16
665 I hate it when the planets get this close. 1.5455 0.06118 132 76 40 16
666 I hope the housing market doesn’t crash. 1.5448 0.05705 145 82 47 16
667 I made $200 last year just picking up his pocket change every time he mowed his lawn. 1.5448 0.06050 134 77 41 16
668 You know, I think Ned was right, there is something special about this new green tea he sent us. 1.5447 0.06454 123 72 35 16
669 That’s nothing. He’s a Republican. 1.5447 0.06350 123 71 37 15
670 Your turn to pick up his hat. 1.5440 0.05848 125 76 36 13
671 I can't believe that house finally sold. 1.5433 0.05995 127 71 43 13
672 Nice guy, but he has a complete different perspective on things. 1.5425 0.05485 153 86 51 16
673 Bill took social distancing to the next dimension. 1.5421 0.06677 107 61 34 12
674 Since the pandemic,my whole world has been turned upside down. 1.5420 0.05961 131 76 40 15
675 His mortgage is upside down. 1.5420 0.05862 131 73 45 13
676 I didn't ask when he moved in, and now it would just seem rude. 1.5417 0.06684 120 74 28 18
677 Poor guy. His life was really turned upside down after Margie passed. 1.5417 0.06138 120 67 41 12
678 I just want to meet someone who's more grounded. 1.5414 0.05459 157 89 51 17
679 Hi Bob! Did you drop something ? 1.5410 0.05837 122 66 46 10
680 You were right. Awesome mushrooms. 1.5410 0.07094 122 78 22 22
681 I liked the parallel universe better when it was a theoretical construct. 1.5404 0.05359 161 91 53 17
682 And he still paid $50k over the asking price for it. 1.5403 0.06314 124 72 37 15
683 You should see the swimming pool. 1.5403 0.06314 124 72 37 15
684 What exactly was in this lemonade? 1.5391 0.06569 115 67 34 14
685 I can't put my finger on it, but something tells me our new neighbor is Australian. 1.5391 0.06166 128 74 39 15
686 You know, when the world rights itself, we should have him over for drinks. 1.5391 0.06166 128 74 39 15
687 Maybe we should have him under for dinner. 1.5385 0.06708 117 70 31 16
688 We've agreed to disagree. 1.5385 0.05897 130 73 44 13
689 I don’t know if he’s waving hello or goodbye. 1.5385 0.06099 104 55 42 7
690 I told you he would appreciate the pineapple right side up cake! 1.5385 0.06485 117 68 35 14
691 I do not believe Isaac has calculated the gravity of his situation yet. 1.5385 0.06708 117 70 31 16
692 Does it really matter which of us is wrong side up? 1.5379 0.06027 132 76 41 15
693 He’s just flipping the house; he won’t stay. 1.5379 0.05832 132 74 45 13
694 That's our new Australian neighbor. 1.5378 0.05697 119 63 48 8
695 What's in this drink? Can you get more? 1.5378 0.06622 119 71 32 16
696 So much for good fences. 1.5377 0.06988 106 63 29 14
697 I see Jeff’s mansplaining anti-gravity again. 1.5377 0.07364 106 66 23 17
698 I don't think that was a cup of sugar. 1.5370 0.05798 108 70 29 9
699 You think that’s scary? It might be us. 1.5368 0.06341 136 83 33 20
700 He's not wearing pants. 1.5366 0.06354 123 72 36 15
701 You see it too? How much of that stuff did we smoke? 1.5366 0.06354 123 72 36 15
702 It's a nightmare every time he mows his lawn. 1.5366 0.06354 123 72 36 15
703 Our neighbor, John, is in the process of flipping his house... 1.5366 0.06354 123 72 36 15
704 Good morning Mr. Escher. 1.5360 0.06380 125 74 35 16
705 Inversion therapy. 1.5357 0.06333 112 63 38 11
706 Well, if you turn the magazine around, we're the ones who are upside down. 1.5357 0.06459 112 64 36 12
707 He got caught up with reverse mortgages. 1.5345 0.06865 116 71 28 17
708 He told me I turn his world upside-down. So I said, "Prove it!" 1.5340 0.06590 103 58 35 10
709 This social distance thing has gotten weird. 1.5324 0.05980 139 82 40 17
710 We really should bring this up at the next HOA meeting. 1.5324 0.05713 139 79 46 14
711 He flipped when his wife left. 1.5323 0.05998 124 70 42 12
712 When we separated, we divided the lot in two. He got the air space part of the lot. 1.5317 0.05821 126 70 45 11
713 ‘It’s Larry in the Sky with Diamonds!’ 1.5317 0.05711 126 79 34 13
714 My ex will do anything to get my attention! 1.5315 0.05840 111 66 36 9
715 I love having neighbors with different perspectives 1.5312 0.06268 128 76 36 16
716 The nice thing is, he never has to clean his gutters.. 1.5308 0.05798 130 73 45 12
717 Did I introduce you to my new neighbor Mr. Escher? 1.5304 0.06573 115 68 33 14
718 And God, I don't wanna know how he pees.... 1.5304 0.06688 115 69 31 15
719 G'day mate! 1.5303 0.05835 132 75 44 13
720 Look, I told you he's always hanging around. 1.5303 0.05207 132 80 42 10
721 It's passover 1.5300 0.07447 100 62 23 15
722 he's a fucking republican, don't engage. 1.5299 0.06821 117 72 28 17
723 I just feel like he is always looking down at us. 1.5294 0.05990 136 80 40 16
724 The new normal looks weird. 1.5290 0.05666 155 92 44 19
725 A year ago I’d have been surprised. 1.5280 0.05856 125 70 44 11
726 He’s just always hanging around his yard. 1.5280 0.05856 125 70 44 11
727 Neighborhood watch gone too far. 1.5276 0.05897 127 72 43 12
728 „I think he is bipolar.“ 1.5268 0.05807 112 72 30 10
729 It must be tough to adjust when you move from Australia. 1.5263 0.05998 133 78 40 15
730 I wonder if we should tell him he’s on mute and his camera is upside down? 1.5263 0.06379 114 66 36 12
731 When I said we should have the neighbors over this isn't what I had in mind. 1.5263 0.06131 114 64 40 10
732 If I liked my neighbor more, I’d invite him to drop in. 1.5259 0.05932 135 79 41 15
733 He’s never been able to settle down. 1.5259 0.06056 116 65 41 10
734 I am so sick of his crap falling in our yard. 1.5259 0.06532 116 69 33 14
735 They're building everywhere now. 1.5259 0.06299 116 67 37 12
736 That our new neighbor - but he only bought the house to flip it! 1.5248 0.06979 101 60 29 12
737 I guess to him, it’s just pineapple cake. 1.5248 0.06835 101 59 31 11
738 'Lo there! 1.5243 0.06737 103 60 32 11
739 It just creeps me out every time he waves over the fence like that. 1.5243 0.05989 103 55 42 6
740 I think he's about to drop over again. 1.5243 0.06737 103 62 29 12
741 He keeps trying to sell me on a reverse mortgage. 1.5242 0.06525 124 76 31 17
742 Great. Look who’s about to drop in. 1.5242 0.06320 124 74 35 15
743 My neighbor flips houses. 1.5238 0.06643 105 61 33 11
744 He seems friendly, but he's always looking down on us. 1.5231 0.05484 130 71 50 9
745 'So help me, the next time he asks if I've seen his keys...' 1.5229 0.06594 109 64 33 12
746 Escher is up to his old tricks. 1.5229 0.06594 109 64 33 12
747 Different? Sure. But if the earth's magnetic poles flip, Ed's home value will skyrocket. 1.5227 0.05936 132 77 41 14
748 We can't both be right! 1.5225 0.06507 111 65 34 12
749 We just don’t see eye to eye anymore 1.5225 0.06380 111 64 36 11
750 I love your mushroom ice tea... 1.5224 0.05775 134 77 44 13
751 Nice perspective but boy do they have plumbing problems! 1.5221 0.06042 113 75 24 14
752 He's flipping his property just to stay afloat. 1.5221 0.05909 113 62 43 8
753 I tend to just ignore our neighborhood science deniers. 1.5221 0.06663 113 68 31 14
754 The weatherman said there was a chance of Fred. 1.5217 0.06576 115 69 32 14
755 He's a good guy, but Australians have their quirks. 1.5217 0.06218 115 66 38 11
756 Maybe we’re wrong. 1.5210 0.06184 119 69 38 12
757 Two more drinks and he'll be upright! 1.5210 0.06184 119 69 38 12
758 I get why you'd said he's a little different 1.5207 0.04993 121 79 32 10
759 It's an optical illusion. He's really not waving. 1.5200 0.05634 125 69 47 9
760 Wonder if he’ll ever get his life turned around. 1.5196 0.07068 102 62 27 13
761 There goes the neighborhood. 1.5192 0.07098 104 64 26 14
762 He's really a swell guy. I keep hoping he'll fall for me. 1.5191 0.05563 131 73 48 10
763 Everyone’s entitled to their own perspective 1.5191 0.06068 131 78 38 15
764 I feel George is always looking down on me. 1.5189 0.04876 106 68 31 7
765 We should get an Umbrella. Just in case he decides to pee 1.5189 0.07370 106 68 21 17
766 He’s an OK neighbor but his views are pretty much the opposite of mine. 1.5185 0.06375 108 62 36 10
767 This brings a whole new meaning to neighborhood watch. 1.5182 0.06158 110 62 39 9
768 Are you sure this is non-alcoholic? 1.5175 0.06134 114 65 39 10
769 Oh, by the way, meet my new Australian neighbour 1.5169 0.06672 118 73 29 16
770 Don't worry, he'll turn up. 1.5169 0.06780 118 74 27 17
771 Is that a high five . 1.5169 0.06106 118 68 39 11
772 His pineapple upside-down cake is out of this world! 1.5168 0.05602 149 88 45 16
773 Was that an Australian accent? 1.5167 0.05796 120 67 44 9
774 I can only imagine how he voted 1.5164 0.06074 122 71 39 12
775 He said he was a theoretical physicist. 1.5164 0.05962 122 70 41 11
776 Do you want to tell him or should I? 1.5159 0.05253 126 76 40 10
777 I just think you have to draw a line somewhere about what you are going to worry about. Know what I mean? 1.5156 0.06370 128 79 32 17
778 Hey Craig, come down and pick up your dog's poop from our lawn 1.5155 0.07197 97 59 26 12
779 Let me guess -- you dropped your keys in my yard again? 1.5149 0.06542 101 58 34 9
780 I'm not sure the new normal is working for me. 1.5146 0.06302 103 58 37 8
781 I told him when he got that mortgage he'd be upside down. 1.5146 0.06452 103 59 35 9
782 Wow, when they said an asteroid would be passing close to Earth today, they weren’t kidding! 1.5143 0.06916 105 64 28 13
783 Nice family, I think they're Australian 1.5143 0.06646 105 62 32 11
784 he's nice but not my type- just not grounded enough 1.5143 0.06646 105 62 32 11
785 We planted daisies, so of course he had to plant upsadaisies. 1.5140 0.06946 107 66 27 14
786 I probably don't have to tell you how they voted. 1.5140 0.06946 107 66 27 14
787 Remember when gravity was relevant? 1.5138 0.06597 109 65 32 12
788 If you say 'New Normal' , I'm outta here. 1.5138 0.06850 109 67 28 14
789 Australians are so friendly! 1.5135 0.06634 111 67 31 13
790 He seems like a nice neighbor but sometimes I don't like the way he looks at me. 1.5128 0.06379 117 70 34 13
791 He thinks gravity is fake news. 1.5126 0.06522 119 73 31 15
792 Is his world upside down, or is ours? 1.5122 0.05699 123 77 34 12
793 How high are you right now? 1.5122 0.06362 123 75 33 15
794 We take turns in this time-space share! 1.5120 0.04343 125 88 29 8
795 So much for sunbathing this summer. 1.5104 0.07404 96 60 23 13
796 Top of the morning to you too! 1.5102 0.06993 98 59 28 11
797 Oh, that’s our new neighbor. Just moved here from Australia. 1.5102 0.06993 98 59 28 11
798 He voted for Trump 1.5098 0.07070 102 63 26 13
799 And now he's getting a swimming pool. 1.5096 0.06552 104 61 33 10
800 I’ve heard of flipping houses, but this is ridiculous. 1.5096 0.06261 104 59 37 8
801 I guess it is an improvement ... he used to be a Flat-Earther. 1.5094 0.06867 106 65 28 13
802 We all have our ups and downs now and then. 1.5094 0.06463 106 62 34 10
803 I'm just glad he doesn't have a sprinkler system." 1.5094 0.06463 106 62 34 10
804 ?robhgien wen rou tem uoy evaH 1.5093 0.06643 108 65 31 12
805 I told you he’d never flip it. 1.5093 0.06240 108 62 37 9
806 See, I told you Republicans and Democrats can get along. We just have slightly different perspectives on things. 1.5093 0.06511 108 64 33 11
807 I didn't realize our parallel universe would be perpendicular, too. 1.5091 0.06925 110 69 26 15
808 He’s an ok neighbor...could be a little more down to earth. 1.5091 0.06925 110 69 26 15
809 Bob moved up here from Australia. 1.5089 0.06341 112 66 35 11
810 Meteorologists call it an inversion. 1.5086 0.06536 116 71 31 14
811 Give a man a mirror and he'll see himself. Teach him to build a set of parabolic ones, and he'll think he's hilarious for the rest of his life. 1.5085 0.06340 118 71 34 13
812 The restraining order still applies Charles! 1.5083 0.06694 120 76 27 17
813 yes he's friendly and seems nice, but he"ll move on as soon as he flips the place. 1.5083 0.06482 120 74 31 15
814 Once he decided the pandemic was fake, he figured gravity must be, too. 1.5078 0.06175 128 78 35 15
815 It's amazing how things really turned around for him! 1.5071 0.05690 140 85 40 15
816 What kind of mushroom omelet did you say? 1.5056 0.07169 89 53 27 9
817 Nice buzz. What is this again? 1.5055 0.07715 91 61 16 14
818 It’s the waving that creeps me out. 1.5053 0.07157 95 58 26 11
819 That’s Joe. He’ll probably drop by soon. 1.5051 0.06941 99 60 28 11
820 I didn’t realize that this was one of the side affects! 1.5051 0.06791 99 61 27 11
821 Seriously, how does he keep his gutters so clean? 1.5050 0.06693 101 60 31 10
822 Nice guy, but he’s always dropping in unannounced. 1.5048 0.06071 105 59 39 7
823 Wonder where he gets his shoes? 1.5047 0.06948 107 67 26 14
824 His infringing advancements defy physics. 1.5046 0.05152 109 70 32 7
825 The pandemic has really changed my perspective on everything. 1.5046 0.06200 109 65 34 10
826 So far all he does is wave. I just hope he doesn't decide to drop in. 1.5045 0.06383 111 66 34 11
827 G'day might? What on earth does he even mean? 1.5044 0.06301 113 67 35 11
828 The Johnsons take flipping houses to the next level. 1.5042 0.06413 119 73 32 14
829 Different dimension but our kids are in the same school district if you can believe it. 1.5041 0.05700 123 70 44 9
830 Evidently, he's fine with the vaccine side effects. 1.5040 0.05861 125 73 41 11
831 Oh, that's just our new neighbor from Australia. 1.5035 0.05861 143 88 38 17
832 Just ignore him, he'll blow away. 1.5000 0.06425 110 66 33 11
833 I heard he was upside down on his mortgage, but things must be worse than I thought. 1.5000 0.06504 114 72 28 14
834 Whoa! this isn't regular store bought whiskey we're drinking, is it? 1.5000 0.07675 94 61 19 14
835 He's enjoying his reverse mortgage. 1.5000 0.06202 130 81 33 16
836 Oh! That's my new neighbor. He's Australian. 1.5000 0.06890 94 58 26 10
837 It's just impossible keeping upside-down with the Jones'. 1.5000 0.06261 114 68 35 11
838 It’s a nice house, but they spend a fortune on Velcro. 1.5000 0.07111 90 54 27 9
839 You're right, our world has turned upside down. 1.5000 0.05923 96 60 29 7
840 That's the neighbor who lets his leaves blow into our yard every fall. 1.5000 0.06364 98 56 35 7
841 After a year of COVID, he finally flipped. 1.5000 0.06409 104 61 34 9
842 Look who thinks he's above the law of gravity. 1.5000 0.06550 94 54 33 7
843 Looks like Harry's reality check bounced again. 1.5000 0.06507 122 77 29 16
844 Ever since he lost his job, the dog ran away, and I moved in with you, his world’s been, well ... 1.5000 0.06868 106 66 27 13
845 You ever think that WE’RE the ones upside down? 1.5000 0.05917 120 73 36 11
846 Well it's better now...he was underwater but then he got a reverse mortgage. 1.4963 0.05551 135 81 42 12
847 I see that your Australian neighbours are still having issues settling in. 1.4961 0.05732 129 79 38 12
848 New neighbor. Says his name is Escher. 1.4959 0.06569 123 79 27 17
849 Great neighbor—I’ve already collected $1.76 in loose change. 1.4958 0.06738 119 77 25 17
850 But try seeing it from his point of view. 1.4954 0.06468 109 66 32 11
851 I really hope he doesn't have a dog. 1.4953 0.06420 107 64 33 10
852 Trying to relax, Jerry. What's up with you? 1.4952 0.07048 105 67 24 14
853 Come on Steve, you know warping reality is an HOA violation. 1.4951 0.06453 103 61 33 9
854 Don't look at him, Jill. He's delusional. 1.4950 0.07261 101 65 22 14
855 Or are we upside down. 1.4950 0.07123 101 64 24 13
856 The second Covid shot is supposed to have less intense side effects. 1.4949 0.06320 99 57 35 7
857 It’s going to take some time to get used to this ‘new normal’ thing. 1.4948 0.06409 97 56 34 7
858 Tim's always been friendly, but he lives in another world. 1.4947 0.06999 95 58 27 10
859 Shall we tell him? 1.4947 0.06837 95 59 26 10
860 Some guys will do anything for attention. 1.4944 0.06214 89 49 36 4
861 G'day neighbours! 1.4944 0.06803 89 52 30 7
862 After the divorce, his world turned upside down. 1.4943 0.07470 87 54 23 10
863 He has no idea. Just smile and nod 1.4943 0.06514 87 51 30 6
864 Don't wave, it will just encourage him. 1.4941 0.06824 85 49 30 6
865 I’m vaccinated. How are you guys doing? 1.4940 0.07545 83 51 23 9
866 We argue so much that we can't even agree on what's up and what's down. 1.4926 0.05995 136 85 35 16
867 His biggest mistake was the above-ground pool. 1.4925 0.05375 134 80 44 10
868 When you live in intersecting binary parallel inverted universes no one tells you that you can look right into each other's shower. 1.4923 0.05151 130 86 31 13
869 I was trying out that mirror image feature on Zoom and now I can't get it to go back. 1.4922 0.05763 128 76 41 11
870 Jokes on us. We're on a flood plain. 1.4915 0.05987 118 80 25 13
871 Our neighbor from parallel universe. 1.4914 0.05677 116 66 43 7
872 Nice enough but we just don’t see eye to eye. 1.4911 0.05949 112 65 39 8
873 He’s up to something. He’s not usually that friendly. 1.4907 0.06643 108 67 29 12
874 Hey look at that Helen, he's not wearing his mask again. 1.4907 0.06643 108 67 29 12
875 He makes the best pineapple upside down cake 1.4906 0.06463 106 64 32 10
876 He’s got opposing views. 1.4904 0.06261 104 61 35 8
877 Don't mind Marv- he just moved here from Australia. 1.4904 0.06408 104 62 33 9
878 Do you think he knows we're upside down? 1.4902 0.06645 102 62 30 10
879 Our new neighbor seems really friendly. We should hang with him sometime. 1.4900 0.06741 100 61 29 10
880 His floors must be spotless. 1.4900 0.06435 100 59 33 8
881 I guess no one wears a mask anymore. 1.4898 0.07142 98 62 24 12
882 Or is he asking for help? 1.4894 0.05808 94 57 31 6
883 Is he waving hi or bye? I can't tell if he's coming or going. 1.4894 0.07053 94 58 26 10
884 Oh great—another Airbnb. 1.4894 0.06549 94 55 32 7
885 He thinks he's right-side up, but the artist's signature on my lawn tells a different story. 1.4891 0.07331 92 58 23 11
886 On the plus side, their property taxes are quite reasonable. 1.4889 0.07110 90 55 26 9
887 It's that damn alternate universe guy again. Don't wave. 1.4889 0.06562 90 52 32 6
888 He acts friendly, but looks down on us. 1.4889 0.06932 90 54 28 8
889 That must be the other America we keep hearing about. 1.4884 0.07534 86 54 22 10
890 More than six feet away? It's all good. 1.4881 0.06879 84 49 29 6
891 Brings a whole new meaning to split level. 1.4881 0.07284 84 51 25 8
892 So much for microdosing 1.4881 0.07667 84 53 21 10
893 It's always me that has to get his cat out of his tree. 1.4878 0.07808 82 52 20 10
894 If this guys asks me 'how's it hanging?' one more time I'm going lose it. 1.4875 0.07114 80 47 27 6
895 I guess he was serious about backing up everything in the cloud. 1.4872 0.06253 78 42 34 2
896 I think we’re going to need a taller fence. 1.4862 0.06198 109 65 35 9
897 How could he be upside down in this market? 1.4860 0.06555 107 66 30 11
898 Looks like Jim took out a reverse mortgage. 1.4857 0.06646 105 65 29 11
899 Gosh, this country’s getting really polarized. 1.4854 0.06302 103 61 34 8
900 I got to be there when he puts in a pool. 1.4845 0.06734 97 59 29 9
901 He's hoping to flip the property. 1.4845 0.06237 97 56 35 6
902 The odd thing is, he's not even the weirdist person I know. 1.4845 0.06892 97 60 27 10
903 Don't let me get behind the wheel 1.4845 0.06734 97 59 29 9
904 What kind of mushrooms did you say were on that pizza? 1.4845 0.07197 97 62 23 12
905 I keep asking him to get that fixed 1.4842 0.06670 95 57 30 8
906 Oh, they don't believe in science. 1.4842 0.06670 95 57 30 8
907 Do you think he wants to drop in? 1.4839 0.06941 93 57 27 9
908 Ignore him. He doesn't believe in gravity. 1.4835 0.07052 91 56 26 9
909 Have you met Mr Escher, who’s just moved in upstairs, or is it downstairs? 1.4835 0.06876 91 55 28 8
910 I literally can't believe the city let them build there. 1.4835 0.07223 91 57 24 10
911 Exactly what was in that upside-down cake? 1.4835 0.07052 91 58 23 10
912 Don't wave. He'll think he can drop in. 1.4833 0.06033 120 73 36 11
913 The past year really DID turn the world upside down! 1.4831 0.05480 118 82 26 10
914 It's been that kind of year. 1.4828 0.07101 87 53 26 8
915 It's just an optical intrusion. 1.4828 0.06760 116 76 24 16
916 He's a bit over the top sometimes. 1.4828 0.04971 116 73 36 7
917 Apparently there's an anomaly in the space-time continuum, and a loophole in local zoning regulations. 1.4825 0.06259 114 70 33 11
918 We decided to flip the house after all! 1.4825 0.06006 114 68 37 9
919 All he needs now is a reverse mortgage. 1.4821 0.06081 112 73 28 11
920 I've been thinking of having him over. 1.4819 0.06719 83 48 30 5
921 He’s cute, but I’m ignoring him until he puts on a mask. 1.4818 0.06678 110 70 27 13
922 Hey, Trump is no longer president. You can return to normal side up now! 1.4818 0.06423 110 68 31 11
923 There's been a lot of turnover in the neighborhood recently. 1.4815 0.07680 81 51 21 9
924 Don't look. It only encourages him. 1.4811 0.06461 106 68 27 11
925 My neighbor got a reverse mortgage from Acme Lending Co. 1.4811 0.06733 106 67 27 12
926 Things have been pretty topsy-turvy since Mr. Echer moved into the neighborhood. 1.4811 0.06461 106 65 31 10
927 He's still clinging to alternative facts. 1.4811 0.06599 106 66 29 11
928 He doesn’t believe in gravity. 1.4811 0.06461 106 65 31 10
929 Bob’s high again! 1.4808 0.06829 104 66 26 12
930 Yeah, but at least his barbecue smoke stays up there too. 1.4806 0.05729 129 78 40 11
931 Jeez, Bob’s life has really turned upside down since his wife left him. 1.4803 0.05460 127 74 45 8
932 After four years of Trump's nonsense, merely having to deal with serious breeches and folds in the space/time continuum seems like a relief. 1.4800 0.06284 125 80 30 15
933 Oh Hi Bill, how's it hanging? 1.4800 0.06432 100 60 32 8
934 Ever since that alternate universe appeared, there is zero privacy. 1.4796 0.06683 98 62 26 10
935 I'd like to see them gerrymander this. 1.4796 0.07429 98 65 19 14
936 Good morning, Herr Escher. 1.4796 0.07140 98 63 23 12
937 Air rights. We didn't read the fine print. 1.4796 0.06524 98 59 31 8
938 Let's just hope he pees sitting down! 1.4796 0.07140 98 63 23 12
939 Honestly, even if he was the last guy in the parallel universe, I'm just not interested. 1.4792 0.06619 96 58 30 8
940 I don't think he appreciates the gravity of his situation. 1.4787 0.06718 94 57 29 8
941 But nobody ever tells you about the grass ceiling. 1.4787 0.07051 94 59 25 10
942 Remind me to sign that petition against housing density. 1.4778 0.06365 90 52 33 5
943 That's our neighbor, Rand Paul, he lives in an alternate universe. 1.4778 0.07107 90 56 25 9
944 Apparently, the world does revolve around you. 1.4778 0.06746 90 54 29 7
945 Looks like Bob finally flipped. 1.4778 0.06746 90 54 29 7
946 Now, he’s got a seriously upside-down mortgage. 1.4773 0.06853 88 53 28 7
947 He thinks we're the ones upside down. 1.4773 0.07224 88 55 24 9
948 He just has to tell everyone he’s an “Inception” architect. 1.4771 0.06464 109 68 30 11
949 The world really has turned upside down since Coronavirus. 1.4767 0.06348 86 60 19 7
950 What is he doing with his right hand? 1.4767 0.07710 86 56 19 11
951 I heard he moved here from Australia... 1.4766 0.06277 107 65 33 9
952 Shut your eyes, here comes his brother in a kilt. 1.4766 0.06685 107 68 27 12
953 Oh, that’s just our “conspiracy theory” neighbor. He recently decided that gravity is a hoax. And I gotta say, he makes some good points. 1.4766 0.06135 107 64 35 8
954 I heard he turned his life around. 1.4766 0.06685 107 68 27 12
955 Hopefully, he doesn't decide to cut the grass. 1.4766 0.06135 107 64 35 8
956 I hate it when Jeff drops in unannounced. 1.4762 0.07475 84 53 22 9
957 After 2020... This isn't so bad. 1.4762 0.07475 84 53 22 9
958 -We don't see eye to eye but I look up to him. 1.4762 0.07849 84 55 18 11
959 Bob's turned up. 1.4762 0.07280 84 54 21 9
960 When does our balloon mortgage kick in? 1.4756 0.07609 82 52 21 9
961 Maybe we're the ones who are upside-down? 1.4756 0.07202 82 50 25 7
962 Just another Trumper living in his world of "alternative facts..." 1.4752 0.06689 101 67 22 12
963 He’s always saying he’ll drop by. 1.4752 0.06386 101 61 32 8
964 Mark's lawn is exceptionally nice, for someone who never gets rain. 1.4750 0.07542 80 50 22 8
965 What doesn’t he get about the gravity of the situation? 1.4747 0.07084 99 64 23 12
966 Well, the end of single-family zoning does have surprising consequences. 1.4747 0.06476 99 60 31 8
967 It was a mistake moving to Levitationtown. 1.4747 0.06787 99 62 27 10
968 The neighbor just flipped his house. 1.4744 0.07002 78 46 27 5
969 The pandemic has turnd our entire world upside down! 1.4744 0.07463 78 48 23 7
970 He has a different view of the world" 1.4742 0.06888 97 61 26 10
971 Don’t make eye contact or he’ll ask you to play frisbee with him. 1.4737 0.06666 95 58 29 8
972 So I told the genie, I wish I had friends I could look up to. 1.4737 0.06616 76 43 30 3
973 I keep having this feeling...that things are finally turning around. 1.4737 0.05568 95 63 26 6
974 The neighborhood is changing. 1.4731 0.06592 93 56 30 7
975 This is going to be one hell of a property line dispute. 1.4731 0.06767 93 57 28 8
976 That’s Tom, he’s just moved into number 69. 1.4727 0.06155 110 67 34 9
977 I'm more than ready to get back to the old normal. 1.4727 0.06018 110 66 36 8
978 Our new next door neighbor is Australian. 1.4725 0.06872 91 56 27 8
979 No. No side effects I can think of. 1.4725 0.06507 91 54 31 6
980 He is cute but we are polar opposites 1.4725 0.06317 91 53 33 5
981 That cloud reminds me of a mask-less man in the suburbs. 1.4725 0.07550 91 60 19 12
982 Simple trick. It's done with mirrors. 1.4719 0.06606 89 53 30 6
983 Explains why he votes for the other party. 1.4719 0.07163 89 56 24 9
984 And his bathtub drain swirls counter-clockwise. 1.4719 0.07339 89 57 22 10
985 the technology didn't exist when we sold the air rights 1.4719 0.07511 89 58 20 11
986 Yes, he IS a Republican; how did you guess? 1.4717 0.06730 106 70 23 13
987 Just 5% THC; I don’t think so! 1.4717 0.06730 106 68 26 12
988 Our neighbor seems to have departed from reality 1.4713 0.06905 87 55 24 8
989 Oh, that's Gerry. He's one of those conspiracy nuts. Say' he doesn't believe in gravity. 1.4712 0.06826 104 67 25 12
990 He’s done nice work to the place, but I’m not a fan of these house flippers moving into the neighborhood. 1.4712 0.06688 104 66 27 11
991 I told Harry it was a bad idea to sell our air-rights 1.4706 0.06926 102 68 21 13
992 Tell me again about your secret brownie recipe. 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
993 I know I told him let's hang but I didn't mean literally 1.4700 0.05404 100 63 31 6
994 I didn't think it could be done, but he really turned that property around. 1.4699 0.07341 83 52 23 8
995 Since the election we just don’t see eye to eye anymore 1.4694 0.07136 98 64 22 12
996 Catch you on the flip side. 1.4694 0.06016 98 65 26 7
997 I told him to shift the property line - I wasn't expecting this. 1.4691 0.07046 81 49 26 6
998 My HOA is going to have a field day with this one. 1.4691 0.06824 81 48 28 5
999 I forgot Bob was in retrograde this month. 1.4690 0.06168 113 70 33 10
1000 That cloud formation looks just like my neighbor Larry. 1.4690 0.06168 113 70 33 10
1001 He won't shut up about his game-changing real estate strategy 1.4688 0.06275 96 57 33 6
1002 I love our ‘mushroom Mondays’. 1.4688 0.06939 96 61 25 10
1003 My only complaint is that I have to pick up for his dog when he lets it out to do it’s business. 1.4681 0.06714 94 58 28 8
1004 So where do these Trump people stand on gravity? 1.4681 0.06714 94 58 28 8
1005 He’s friendly enough, but not very rooted. 1.4675 0.07752 77 49 20 8
1006 Still acting like we're all beneath him. 1.4675 0.07529 77 48 22 7
1007 There’s always someone who insists on their own point of view. 1.4674 0.06457 92 57 28 7
1008 Don't acknowledge him. He's just looking for attention. 1.4667 0.07672 75 47 21 7
1009 He keeps threatening to drop over. 1.4667 0.06161 90 52 34 4
1010 I'm waiting for a call back from tech support. 1.4667 0.07672 75 47 21 7
1011 This house flipping thing is really starting to get out of control " 1.4667 0.05790 120 73 38 9
1012 Hungover again. 1.4660 0.06295 103 63 32 8
1013 Don't look. He's such a show-off. 1.4660 0.06295 103 63 32 8
1014 Carl built his home using all reclaimed helium. See if you can get him to say hi. 1.4659 0.07219 88 56 23 9
1015 When John said I'd turned his world upside down, I didn't realize he meant LITERALLY. 1.4659 0.06848 88 54 27 7
1016 The funny thing is, he thinks I'm upside down 1.4659 0.06654 88 53 29 6
1017 That’s our new neighbor, some weirdo named Escher. 1.4653 0.06684 101 64 27 10
1018 House flippers again. 1.4651 0.07705 86 57 18 11
1019 I knew I made a mistake not purchasing the air rights. 1.4651 0.07341 86 55 22 9
1020 He has an upside-down mortgage. 1.4649 0.05734 114 68 39 7
1021 Meanwhile, we replace our asphalt driveway with pebbles and get a stern letter from the HOA. 1.4646 0.07080 99 65 22 12
1022 He's nice, but can you imagine us sharing a driveway? 1.4643 0.07844 84 56 17 11
1023 If I didn’t know better, I’d say we were in some kind of caption contest. 1.4643 0.06869 84 51 27 6
1024 Alternate universe, what alternate universe? 1.4643 0.07074 84 52 25 7
1025 Jim's looked a lot happier ever since he got that reverse mortgage 1.4640 0.05962 125 81 31 13
1026 The new neighbour is Australian. 1.4639 0.07038 97 63 23 11
1027 He’s cute, but I don’t date guys from other dimensions. 1.4639 0.06564 97 60 29 8
1028 Ignore him--he'll do anything to get attention 1.4639 0.06884 97 62 25 10
1029 He is a gravity denier and will stop at nothing to try to prove his point 1.4638 0.07323 69 41 24 4
1030 He's nice enough, but he doesn't pick-up after his dog. 1.4634 0.07196 82 51 24 7
1031 That's our nighbor, Mr. Escher. Sometimes he lives above us, sometimes below us, sometimes next door. And sometimes, all three at once. 1.4634 0.07402 82 52 22 8
1032 Finally something that makes sense ... 1.4634 0.07196 82 51 24 7
1033 Blah, blah, blah alternative universe... I find him boorish. 1.4634 0.07196 82 51 24 7
1034 ...and that’s our new neighbor, ffeJ 1.4634 0.06983 82 50 26 6
1035 And here I thought the property values couldn't get any higher. 1.4632 0.05951 95 57 33 5
1036 Is he waving, or does he want a high-five? 1.4632 0.06989 95 61 24 10
1037 He's a nice guy, but we see the world very differently. 1.4632 0.06661 95 59 28 8
1038 He occupied the only free space left 1.4632 0.06827 95 60 26 9
1039 George must have went and got himself one of those fancy new reverse mortgages. 1.4630 0.05946 108 65 36 7
1040 We really gotta stop this day drinking, things are getting weird. 1.4630 0.06763 108 71 24 13
1041 He said he'll drop in later 1.4624 0.06222 93 55 33 5
1042 This is the third time that house has flipped. 1.4624 0.06762 93 58 27 8
1043 What exactly did you put in these cocktails? 1.4623 0.06453 106 67 29 10
1044 I never thought it would fly! 1.4623 0.06312 106 66 31 9
1045 When our sprinklers are on, he thinks it's raining 1.4615 0.07042 91 58 24 9
1046 Who would have guessed that the solution to the housing shortage would have been this simple? 1.4615 0.05911 91 52 36 3
1047 So, crazy easement story... 1.4615 0.08301 78 53 14 11
1048 Still showing off his new decking. 1.4615 0.07213 91 59 22 10
1049 They didn’t list this as a side effect 1.4615 0.06013 117 73 34 10
1050 Funny, I thought it would be parallel. 1.4609 0.06333 115 74 29 12
1051 I knew Phil didn’t believe in science, but this includes gravity? 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
1052 Arn't dispensary brownies the best? 1.4598 0.06899 87 54 26 7
1053 Turns out, they’re annoying in Australia, too. 1.4598 0.07276 87 56 22 9
1054 We can't even agree on which way is up. 1.4595 0.06988 74 44 26 4
1055 I think I’ll bake the new neighbor a right-side-up cake. 1.4592 0.07131 98 65 21 12
1056 Did you see my cat? 1.4592 0.06183 98 59 33 6
1057 I just don't think he sees things the way we do. 1.4588 0.07209 85 54 23 8
1058 The developers squeezed in twice as many lots this way. 1.4588 0.06809 85 52 27 6
1059 The world is topsy turvy since covid, just look at Bob. 1.4588 0.06600 85 51 29 5
1060 I told you he’d flip it. 1.4587 0.05906 109 66 36 7
1061 He’s an Independent, the Dems flipped him. 1.4587 0.05611 109 67 37 5
1062 Oh look, Sid wants to know if we liked the mushrooms he gave us. 1.4583 0.07242 96 64 20 12
1063 Yep, catch you on the flip side, John. 1.4583 0.06609 96 60 28 8
1064 That's just Albert. He's been experimenting with quantum physics. 1.4583 0.07645 72 45 21 6
1065 Still better than 2020 1.4583 0.06441 96 59 30 7
1066 Let's be honest, this is like the 10th weirdest thing he's done this week 1.4578 0.07130 83 52 24 7
1067 At first I thought he was flirting, but I'm not quite certain about his orientation. 1.4578 0.07912 83 56 16 11
1068 Hi! I'm your new neighbor. Just moved here from New Zeland. 1.4574 0.06535 94 58 29 7
1069 For the longest time I thought he was frowning at me 1.4574 0.06876 94 60 25 9
1070 That's what you get when you hire M.C. Escher as your landscape gardener. 1.4571 0.06494 105 67 28 10
1071 Like I said, the houses are practically on top of each other here. 1.4571 0.06206 105 65 32 8
1072 What kind of mushrooms did you put in that soup, Debbie? 1.4571 0.08059 70 45 18 7
1073 We had to bid fast and assumed it was a glitch on Street View. 1.4568 0.06815 81 49 27 5
1074 He says I turn his world upside down, but I sure as hell didn't do that. 1.4568 0.07254 81 51 23 7
1075 Look out! Here he comes with the latest conspiracy theory. 1.4568 0.07866 81 54 17 10
1076 He never did know which side was up. 1.4568 0.07038 81 50 25 6
1077 It all started when I sent him an upside-down cake. 1.4565 0.06983 92 59 24 9
1078 He’s all smug since he installed that skylight in the basement 1.4557 0.07811 79 52 18 9
1079 Let's get inside before he starts mowing the lawn. 1.4556 0.07269 90 59 21 10
1080 Those newcomers have just turned the neighborhood upside down. 1.4556 0.06546 90 55 29 6
1081 Uh oh! Did your cat press Crtl + Alt + Down Arrow again? 1.4556 0.06546 90 55 29 6
1082 If he invites you over for a drink, just say thank you. Trust me on this one. 1.4556 0.07095 90 58 23 9
1083 Suppose this is how we'll hangout now. 1.4556 0.05946 90 62 23 5
1084 Apparently our zoning laws trump Newton's laws. 1.4554 0.06679 101 65 26 10
1085 Ignore him or he'll be here all afternoon doing his card tricks. 1.4545 0.07028 88 56 24 8
1086 Wait, is it his night or our morning? 1.4545 0.06622 99 63 27 9
1087 He did say the Homeowners Association had left him hanging. 1.4545 0.06776 99 64 25 10
1088 Sure, he acts friendly. But I can't help but feel that he's always looking down on us somehow. 1.4545 0.06840 88 55 26 7
1089 Our deed waived air space rights. 1.4545 0.07028 88 56 24 8
1090 Sure, it’s pleasant here, but the suburbs do have a downside.” 1.4545 0.07028 88 56 24 8
1091 $50 bucks John says he feels on top of the world AGAIN today 1.4545 0.07744 77 50 19 8
1092 It's a Frank Lloyd Wrong design. 1.4536 0.06719 97 62 26 9
1093 He's always been very attached to his yard. 1.4536 0.06719 97 62 26 9
1094 Him? He invented the spatula. 1.4536 0.06719 97 62 26 9
1095 Hold that thought, the Gummy Bears just kicked in. 1.4535 0.07698 86 58 17 11
1096 We often have inversions in the hottest months. 1.4535 0.07145 86 55 23 8
1097 Cloudy with a chance of multiverse. 1.4535 0.07145 86 55 23 8
1098 Every time he comes for dinner, he brings a pineapple upside down cake... 1.4533 0.07424 75 47 22 6
1099 Our neighbor is introverted. 1.4526 0.07141 95 63 21 11
1100 He thinks he’s above everyone else. 1.4526 0.06982 95 62 23 10
1101 That’s the Escher boy. Kind of a strange kid. 1.4526 0.06483 95 59 29 7
1102 Head over Heals for you Isn't He? 1.4524 0.07461 84 55 20 9
1103 The realtor warned us the properties were on top of each other. 1.4524 0.06860 84 52 26 6
1104 I think the realtor could've done a better job explaining 'split level.' 1.4521 0.08053 73 48 17 8
1105 Thank goodness we're not upside-down on our mortgage. 1.4521 0.06181 73 44 27 2
1106 I'm glad I didn't get the reverse mortgage. 1.4516 0.06754 93 62 22 9
1107 They don’t believe in science. 1.4516 0.06754 93 59 26 8
1108 I think I still have 2020 vision. 1.4512 0.06293 82 48 31 3
1109 His world turned upside down ever since the wife left. 1.4512 0.07187 82 52 23 7
1110 There’s your uppity neighbor again. 1.4510 0.06628 102 66 26 10
1111 He claims he can turn my world upside down . . . 1.4510 0.05850 102 61 36 5
1112 What kind of candy was that again? 1.4500 0.07313 80 51 22 7
1113 He's a nice guy, but his leaves are always blowing into my yard. 1.4500 0.06632 80 48 28 4
1114 We really should have bought the open sky plan. 1.4494 0.06394 89 54 30 5
1115 It has a plus side, no snow in the winter and lots of shade in the summer. 1.4493 0.07012 69 41 25 3
1116 Smile if you want. Wave, but don't point. Remember, there's no such thing as Normal anymore. 1.4490 0.06666 98 63 26 9
1117 He said his realtor told him it's all about "rotation, rotation, rotation." 1.4490 0.06822 98 64 24 10
1118 The guy next door claims he owes more than his house is worth. I'm beginning to believe him." 1.4479 0.05899 96 66 22 8
1119 Well I see they have also canceled gravity. 1.4479 0.06601 96 61 27 8
1120 You gotta feel for Ralph. Once again, his mortgage is upside down. 1.4479 0.06765 96 62 25 9
1121 He’s not being friendly. He’s just resting his arm. 1.4476 0.06345 105 67 29 9
1122 They’re the one neighbor we don’t bother trying to keep up with. 1.4474 0.07585 76 49 20 7
1123 I do look forward to when our neighbors can just drop in again. 1.4474 0.06323 76 44 30 2
1124 He’ll never admit the plans were upside-down. 1.4471 0.06374 85 51 30 4
1125 You weren't kidding, COVID really turned the housing market upside-down! 1.4471 0.07200 85 55 22 8
1126 Does he think he can just drop in anytime? 1.4468 0.06349 94 58 30 6
1127 Hi! Want to come over and have some pineapple cake for dessert? 1.4468 0.07193 94 63 20 11
1128 Just ignore him, he's always asking me to hang out and get high. 1.4468 0.05977 94 58 31 5
1129 Hard to believe there’s a registered surrealist in such a nice neighborhood 1.4468 0.06166 94 57 32 5
1130 Would you look at that the grass is greener 1.4466 0.06282 103 65 30 8
1131 he’s not wearing a mask 1.4459 0.08196 74 50 15 9
1132 On the flip side, there’s George. 1.4459 0.07487 74 47 21 6
1133 Do you ever think maybe we are the ones who are upside down? 1.4458 0.06472 83 52 26 5
1134 Top of the morning, neighbor. 1.4458 0.07120 83 53 23 7
1135 Its an upwardly mobile neighborhood 1.4458 0.07324 83 54 21 8
1136 John seems to be having quite a reaction to his second vaccine shot. 1.4457 0.06441 92 59 26 7
1137 Do drop in sometime. 1.4455 0.06521 101 65 27 9
1138 Now, Johnson over here- he thinks Trump was a great president. 1.4444 0.06919 99 66 22 11
1139 If he paid 6 for this place, is ours worth 9? 1.4444 0.06804 81 50 26 5
1140 He lives in the Republican alternate universe. 1.4444 0.07632 72 46 20 6
1141 That's not even the weirdest thing; you should see his Twitter account. 1.4444 0.08129 72 48 16 8
1142 As if he can show us up. Wait until I turn this place inside out. 1.4444 0.06217 108 69 30 9
1143 When we got the divorce he promised not to move next door. I should have asked for four dimensional distance. 1.4444 0.07430 90 61 18 11
1144 As long as he's six feet away, I don't ask any questions. 1.4444 0.06343 90 55 30 5
1145 I’m not sure we should have eaten those mushrooms… 1.4434 0.06440 106 69 27 10
1146 As I was saying earlier, everything is topsy turvy. 1.4433 0.06549 97 62 27 8
1147 I wish our neighbors were more grounded. 1.4433 0.06711 97 63 25 9
1148 He's been so cheerful ever since things turned around for him. 1.4430 0.07149 79 50 23 6
1149 But he’s single, you say? 1.4430 0.06918 79 49 25 5
1150 Is he having a vaccine reaction, or am I? 1.4430 0.06918 79 49 25 5
1151 George chose a reverse mortgage. 1.4430 0.07590 79 52 19 8
1152 We let him think we're upside-down. 1.4430 0.07373 79 51 21 7
1153 He flipped out when I told him I was leaving him for you. 1.4429 0.07785 70 45 19 6
1154 I guess I will have to get blinds for my skylight 1.4429 0.07785 70 45 19 6
1155 Okay, maybe we do need an HOA. 1.4429 0.07514 70 44 21 5
1156 It's better than inside out. 1.4421 0.06645 95 61 26 8
1157 What’s down, man? 1.4421 0.07133 95 64 20 11
1158 It was funny the first time he said "How's it hanging? 1.4419 0.06740 86 54 26 6
1159 is that a cry for help? 1.4419 0.06740 86 54 26 6
1160 I heard they got a reverse mortgage. 1.4419 0.07324 86 57 20 9
1161 Last time I ever ask that neighbor to drop over.” 1.4416 0.07277 77 49 22 6
1162 The only thing more annoying than cat people are bat people. 1.4416 0.07508 77 50 20 7
1163 I can't understand why he decided against a pool 1.4414 0.06096 111 71 31 9
1164 People seem a lot more friendly now that they've repealed the laws of gravity. 1.4414 0.06229 111 72 29 10
1165 His therapist suggested he change his perspective. 1.4412 0.07946 68 44 18 6
1166 I can't wait till Fall. 1.4409 0.06745 93 60 25 8
1167 I'm worried he's letting it all go to his head. 1.4405 0.06849 84 53 25 6
1168 They said today would be overcast 1.4405 0.06416 84 51 29 4
1169 Don't encourage him. He's prone to just dropping in. 1.4405 0.06636 84 52 27 5
1170 He's having a hard time transitioning back from the virtual world. 1.4400 0.06407 100 64 28 8
1171 We have different world views 1.4400 0.06907 75 46 25 4
1172 That’s my next-dimension neighbor. 1.4400 0.06907 75 46 25 4
1173 I knew he would get the directions wrong! 1.4400 0.07411 75 48 21 6
1174 Harold is head over heels for me. 1.4400 0.06563 100 65 26 9
1175 Barb: Wow, even gravity has turned against the Patriarchy. Beth: And yet, still smiling and clueless... 1.4396 0.05890 91 64 20 7
1176 He keeps making overtures but I won’t sell, just to have him flip it. 1.4390 0.06742 82 54 22 6
1177 My ophthalmologist tells me I have floaters. 1.4390 0.07175 82 53 22 7
1178 When he said his world was turned upside-down I thought... 1.4388 0.05814 98 59 35 4
1179 I’m not sure we should have had that brownie. 1.4388 0.06165 98 63 28 7
1180 Don't you think he's getting a bit Uppity. 1.4388 0.06498 98 63 27 8
1181 What’s up, Bob? 1.4388 0.06334 98 62 29 7
1182 What’s up, George? 1.4384 0.06754 73 44 26 3
1183 Just between us, her leaving turned his world upside down. 1.4384 0.07030 73 45 24 4
1184 Is he confused or are we? 1.4384 0.07295 73 46 22 5
1185 Finally someone admits their world is upside down. 1.4382 0.06383 89 58 25 6
1186 I'm afraid that the neighborhood is being overrun by Australians. 1.4381 0.05887 105 65 34 6
1187 I turned his world upside-down the other night. 1.4375 0.07722 80 54 17 9
1188 At first we thought living next to a special effects artist would be interesting, but now we're just annoyed. 1.4375 0.07345 64 39 22 3
1189 He's always so uppity 1.4375 0.06854 80 50 25 5
1190 He has gravitas but not gravity. 1.4375 0.07081 80 51 23 6
1191 Ok, heads it is. 1.4375 0.07722 80 54 17 9
1192 The new zoning allows more density but keeps the suburban feeling of the neighborhood. 1.4375 0.06375 80 50 26 4
1193 He's flipping that house. 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
1194 Oh look! A mirage from Australia" 1.4375 0.05301 96 70 18 8
1195 They are nice but so anti-gravity. 1.4375 0.06854 80 52 22 6
1196 Yeah, but he is well-hung. 1.4375 0.07514 80 53 19 8
1197 Looks like they managed to flip that condemned house. 1.4375 0.06916 96 64 22 10
1198 gingnah swoh ti, ruobhgien ih 1.4375 0.07722 80 54 17 9
1199 Well here’s the thing Deirdre, is he upside down or are we? 1.4375 0.06854 80 50 25 5
1200 Bob and I come from different worlds... 1.4369 0.05800 103 63 35 5
1201 He said he likes to flip houses if he can make a profit! 1.4369 0.06713 103 69 23 11
1202 what vaccine did Rob get? 1.4368 0.07070 87 57 22 8
1203 So far, eighteen cents has fallen out of his pockets into our yard. 1.4359 0.05870 117 75 33 9
1204 OMG. Get a therapist! 1.4359 0.07433 78 51 20 7
1205 Our new neighbor from Australia just can't seem to adjust to this hemisphere. 1.4359 0.07433 78 51 20 7
1206 When you’re rich, they let you break the law of gravity. 1.4359 0.06970 78 49 24 5
1207 The homeowner's association looked the other way. 1.4359 0.06970 78 49 24 5
1208 What’s up with Bill? 1.4356 0.06809 101 68 22 11
1209 I can handle it on my phone, but I still can’t figure out how to ‘rotate view’ out here on my patio. 1.4353 0.06578 85 53 27 5
1210 This neighborhood has its ups and downs. 1.4353 0.07381 85 57 19 9
1211 That Mr. Escher is such a nice man. 1.4353 0.07188 85 56 21 8
1212 just flip it 1.4352 0.06209 108 70 29 9
1213 I wonder does he understand the gravity of his situation, because I don't. 1.4348 0.06241 92 57 30 5
1214 Be careful, he falls for every girl he meets. 1.4348 0.07293 69 43 22 4
1215 Surprisingly, no--he's from New Zealand. 1.4348 0.07134 92 62 20 10
1216 We need a new HOA. 1.4348 0.05846 92 64 21 7
1217 I guess he’s kinda famous, big with college kids. Said his name was Escher. Meant nothing to me. 1.4348 0.06965 92 61 22 9
1218 No, I don’t think he would be the right guy for you. You need a down to earth man ! 1.4348 0.08123 69 46 16 7
1219 Well, Karen, I think this pretty much does it for the Flat Earth Theory. 1.4343 0.06447 99 64 27 8
1220 Don't wave -- it just encourages him. 1.4343 0.06605 99 65 25 9
1221 There is just something not right about Phil. 1.4342 0.07335 76 49 21 6
1222 Living the Dream, eh Reggie? 1.4342 0.06840 76 47 25 4
1223 They finally figured out how to get twice as many homes in the best neighborhoods 1.4342 0.06579 76 46 27 3
1224 This lemonade recipe has too much LSD. 1.4337 0.06898 83 53 24 6
1225 Just so you know, heaven is just like earth. 1.4337 0.07108 83 54 22 7
1226 New yes, but definitely not normal. 1.4337 0.06458 83 55 22 6
1227 A nice guy, but somewhat flippant. 1.4337 0.06898 83 53 24 6
1228 Since 2020, I’m trying not to let the little stuff get to me anymore. 1.4336 0.06013 113 73 31 9
1229 She turned his life upside down 1.4333 0.06525 90 57 27 6
1230 Ever since his wife left him his world is turned upside down. 1.4328 0.07125 67 41 23 3
1231 I’ve stopped worrying if it’s him or me. 1.4328 0.07734 67 43 19 5
1232 Did you hear that Gary started flipping houses? 1.4327 0.06075 104 66 31 7
1233 Oh, that's Mr Schroedinger down the street; he always says that WE are living in an alternate reality. 1.4324 0.06220 111 73 28 10
1234 Maybe gravity really IS a hoax. 1.4324 0.07472 74 48 20 6
1235 It’s important that you try to understand your neighbor’s perspective. 1.4324 0.07472 74 48 20 6
1236 High there. 1.4321 0.07441 81 54 19 8
1237 He flips houses but often gets stuck with upside down mortgages. 1.4321 0.07230 81 53 21 7
1238 You know people pay $100 to see David Copperfield in Las Vegas. 1.4321 0.07230 81 53 21 7
1239 Ok, let’s assess the gravity of the situation. 1.4321 0.06790 81 51 25 5
1240 He's looking for his car keys. 1.4318 0.05310 88 64 19 5
1241 They created alternative universe's but come fall all of the leaves end up on my property. 1.4318 0.06424 88 55 28 5
1242 He won't be there long. He just bought it to flip it. 1.4318 0.06424 88 55 28 5
1243 Just pretend you haven't seen him. 1.4316 0.06288 95 60 29 6
1244 That reminds me, I'm bringing a pineapple cake on Saturday. 1.4316 0.06634 95 62 25 8
1245 Yet another reminder of how the world has been turned upside down by the pandemic. 1.4314 0.06154 102 65 30 7
1246 At least there’s an upside. 1.4308 0.07586 65 41 20 4
1247 STILL better than a zoom call 1.4306 0.06508 72 43 27 2
1248 My mother would have called that ‘attention-seeking behavior’. 1.4306 0.06508 72 43 27 2
1249 He says his house went up 30% this year. 1.4306 0.07355 72 46 21 5
1250 What kind of mushrooms were in the salad? 1.4304 0.07359 79 52 20 7
1251 In some ways you'd never know his whole world has been turned upside-down. 1.4304 0.07135 79 51 22 6
1252 This is fabulous LSD 1.4302 0.06928 86 56 23 7
1253 Just ignore him. He'll do anything for attention. 1.4302 0.06521 86 54 27 5
1254 Just smile and wave- the HOA guidelines can’t touch them. 1.4302 0.06087 86 57 25 4
1255 It's absurd behavior but if he stops we'll lose the shade. 1.4286 0.06487 98 64 26 8
1256 I still don't get why he doesn't get a head rush. 1.4286 0.07496 70 45 20 5
1257 Whazzup? 1.4286 0.07042 84 55 22 7
1258 Fine, I’ll bite. How was Australia, Bob? 1.4286 0.05981 98 61 32 5
1259 Just ignore him. He's always trying to one up me. 1.4286 0.07768 70 46 18 6
1260 He makes a terrific upside down cake. 1.4286 0.06775 77 48 25 4
1261 I liked it better when they were parallel. 1.4286 0.07042 84 55 22 7
1262 Don't worry, it's only a parallel universe colliding with ours. 1.4286 0.06402 84 52 28 4
1263 See, I used "literally" correctly 1.4286 0.07936 77 53 15 9
1264 I wonder if he sees the world the way we do. 1.4286 0.06775 77 48 25 4
1265 He's got the whole neighborhood talking about physics. 1.4286 0.06775 77 48 25 4
1266 I see your neighbor flipped that property next door. 1.4286 0.06616 70 44 23 3
1267 It’s so great to Zoom with my cousin in Australia 1.4286 0.06470 91 58 27 6
1268 Michelangelo's was better. 1.4286 0.08970 63 44 11 8
1269 I wonder what the flat Earth society says about this? 1.4286 0.08030 70 47 16 7
1270 The in laws moving in next door has really turned our lives upside down 1.4286 0.08284 70 48 14 8
1271 Our new neighbor is from upstate. 1.4270 0.06759 89 58 24 7
1272 Looks like my neighbor has been watching too much Hannity again. 1.4270 0.06567 89 57 26 6
1273 You’ve got to admit it’s a creative way to make use of unused space 1.4270 0.06759 89 58 24 7
1274 Oh,him? He is on a whole different plane. 1.4270 0.06166 89 55 30 4
1275 Flipping houses has really gotten out of hand. 1.4268 0.06727 82 52 25 5
1276 There has been a lot of turnover in this area lately... 1.4268 0.06948 82 53 23 6
1277 He did say he’d see us on the flip side... 1.4268 0.06948 82 53 23 6
1278 I worry sometimes that Phil lives in an alternate reality. 1.4268 0.07161 82 54 21 7
1279 Well, you're going to be really unnerved when I tell you he is right-side-up 1.4267 0.07634 75 50 18 7
1280 You know, to be honest, there are some cartoons, I really, truly, don't understand. 1.4267 0.08093 75 52 14 9
1281 Frank now identifies as gravity negative 1.4267 0.07395 75 49 20 6
1282 The Austrailian Neighbor 1.4265 0.07646 68 44 19 5
1283 He's upside down on his mortgage but still very friendly. 1.4259 0.06058 108 70 30 8
1284 Oh I don't bother knowing his name. He flips his properties. 1.4257 0.06652 101 68 23 10
1285 He belongs to the Alternative Facts Reality Universe. 1.4257 0.06652 101 68 23 10
1286 He thinks he lives in a parallel universe 1.4257 0.06502 101 67 25 9
1287 Covid has really turned the housing market upside down. 1.4255 0.06847 94 63 22 9
1288 Think he's happy? 1.4253 0.06464 87 55 27 5
1289 He's clever, but not always realistic. 1.4250 0.07065 80 52 22 6
1290 Law of gravity?? I'm more concerned about violating the zoning laws. 1.4250 0.06838 80 51 24 5
1291 Never should have sold the air rights. 1.4250 0.06838 80 51 24 5
1292 I like to think of it as a metaphor. 1.4250 0.06838 80 51 24 5
1293 We're from opposite sides of the political spectrum but we keep it civil. 1.4250 0.07065 80 52 22 6
1294 Nice guy. In over his head. 1.4250 0.07065 80 52 22 6
1295 Must be a glitch in the Matrix today. 1.4250 0.06838 80 51 24 5
1296 I guess this is what happens when you sell your air rights. 1.4250 0.06838 80 51 24 5
1297 His chimney smoke is killing my plants. 1.4247 0.07011 73 46 23 4
1298 For insurance purposes, it's actually better to be upside down than underwater. 1.4247 0.07277 73 47 21 5
1299 No one has the heart to tell him. 1.4247 0.07534 73 48 19 6
1300 He flipped it. 1.4247 0.06445 73 44 27 2
1301 He says they get a better Wi-Fi signal. 1.4247 0.05825 73 44 28 1
1302 I had a feeling he was planning to flip that property. 1.4247 0.07011 73 46 23 4
1303 I told you we should have done these shrooms indoors! 1.4247 0.07277 73 47 21 5
1304 He said he'd drop in for a drink. 1.4242 0.06849 66 40 24 2
1305 It's fine until he sneezes. 1.4242 0.07803 66 43 18 5
1306 In this crouded neighborhood, it's like we're on top of each other. 1.4242 0.07181 66 41 22 3
1307 The Zoning Board has been much more lenient on Zoom. 1.4239 0.06227 92 58 29 5
1308 That's Jim. The man who turned my world upside down. 1.4239 0.06600 92 60 25 7
1309 I don't know if I should wave back, or just ignore him. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
1310 I hardly know him. He never drops by. 1.4237 0.05946 118 80 27 11
1311 It's true, the grass is always greener on the other side of the non-euclidean mobial hyperboloid. 1.4237 0.09111 59 41 11 7
1312 What did you say you put in this drink? 1.4237 0.07334 59 36 21 2
1313 He's on the Zoning Board. Quelle surprise... 1.4235 0.06977 85 56 22 7
1314 Wow, Margie, what'd you pay for this view? You can see Australia from here! 1.4235 0.07367 85 58 18 9
1315 Poor guy only one on the block with an upside down mortgage. 1.4235 0.06563 85 54 26 5
1316 these are much better than porcinis 1.4235 0.06977 85 58 19 8
1317 I heard the permits were a nightmare. 1.4231 0.06457 78 48 27 3
1318 Don’t respond. I’m pretty sure he’s on drugs. 1.4231 0.07189 78 51 21 6
1319 Look Steven I know you bent time and space to see me but now's really not a good time. 1.4231 0.07189 78 53 18 7
1320 Ignore him Betty, he’ll do anything for attention. 1.4231 0.06710 78 49 25 4
1321 That’s my neighbor Peter. He’s trying to see if the grass is greener on the other side. 1.4231 0.07189 78 51 21 6
1322 It looks like Kellyanne and George Conway have moved in. 1.4231 0.07638 78 53 17 8
1323 No. I refuse to accept this as the new normal. 1.4227 0.05832 97 60 33 4
1324 He'd better be nice -- his leaves fall all over our yard. 1.4227 0.06360 97 63 27 7
1325 And you thought his obsession with magnets was just a hobby. 1.4225 0.07681 71 47 18 6
1326 Australia seems much closer these days 1.4225 0.07138 71 45 22 4
1327 So, what do you think of my homegrown stuff now? 1.4225 0.07681 71 47 18 6
1328 Eventually you get used to it. 1.4225 0.07415 71 46 20 5
1329 Shall we invite him down? 1.4225 0.07138 71 45 22 4
1330 Are you kidding me? I love my new place. My last home was underwater. 1.4222 0.06884 90 60 22 8
1331 I guess Newton wasn't right. 1.4222 0.06884 90 62 19 9
1332 2021 sure feels the same. 1.4222 0.06884 90 60 22 8
1333 He's been watching Fox News again. 1.4219 0.07970 64 42 17 5
1334 Do you like what the Eschers have done with their backyard? 1.4217 0.07496 83 57 17 9
1335 He's not wearing a mask! Very risky behavior! 1.4217 0.06883 83 54 23 6
1336 I feel you're the only friend in the world who sees things the way I do. Thank you. 1.4217 0.07297 83 56 19 8
1337 He is so cheerful because he upended the zoning restrictions 1.4217 0.05968 83 58 22 3
1338 He's been successfully flipping houses for years! 1.4217 0.06883 83 54 23 6
1339 There is a lot of turnover in that house. 1.4211 0.07318 76 50 20 6
1340 If his kids roll out the trampoline, I'm rolling out my barbecue grill. 1.4211 0.06789 95 64 22 9
1341 Six feet, Jim! 1.4211 0.07783 76 52 16 8
1342 Ah, forget the physicists--go ahead and interact with a parallel universe. 1.4206 0.06234 107 73 24 10
1343 He's probably wondering the same thing about us. 1.4205 0.06993 88 59 21 8
1344 Well, guess whose mower has fallen into our yard AGAIN 1.4205 0.06993 88 59 21 8
1345 It's called 'cloud commuting'. 1.4205 0.06993 88 59 21 8
1346 I have no idea. 1.4205 0.06993 88 59 21 8
1347 You're blocking the sun. 1.4203 0.07272 69 44 21 4
1348 Think I will pour myself one of those. 1.4200 0.06060 100 64 30 6
1349 I love his house. It's an Escher. 1.4200 0.05717 100 67 27 6
1350 I heard he was in over his head with that second mortgage. 1.4200 0.06385 100 66 26 8
1351 I'm not sure I like the "new normal." 1.4198 0.07425 81 55 18 8
1352 I really don't like his new outlook on life. 1.4198 0.06541 81 51 26 4
1353 Howdy neighbor! Can I borrow a cake pan? I’m making a Right-Side Up cake. 1.4198 0.07425 81 55 18 8
1354 Yeah, he’s a Q follower. 1.4198 0.06997 81 53 22 6
1355 Told you it isn't flat, Earl. 1.4194 0.07815 62 40 18 4
1356 Betty, you make the best Margarita's Ever. 1.4194 0.06892 93 66 17 10
1357 I met him yesterday when I borrowed sugar for my pineapple upside-down cake. 1.4194 0.05985 93 58 31 4
1358 He DID say he'd move heaven and earth to have a drink with me. 1.4189 0.06939 74 47 23 4
1359 Nothing surprises me anymore. 1.4189 0.06384 74 45 27 2
1360 Don't worry. It's trompe l'oeil. 1.4189 0.07935 74 51 15 8
1361 I think we’ve been in quarantine for too long. 1.4189 0.07454 74 49 19 6
1362 - "Why does he think we can't see the dead body?" 1.4189 0.07201 74 48 21 5
1363 Barry just moved here from Australia. 1.4186 0.06291 86 54 28 4
1364 Yes, I did tell him that he could drop by just about any time. But I just don’t think he really gets the gravity of the whole situation. 1.4186 0.07108 86 58 20 8
1365 He'll want his balloons back" 1.4186 0.07108 86 58 20 8
1366 My other neighbor is a flat earther. What are the chances?! 1.4186 0.07483 86 60 16 10
1367 It's always something, having Elon Musk for a neighbor. 1.4184 0.07241 98 70 15 13
1368 That’s Bob. We used to be friends but we just don’t see things the same way anymore. 1.4184 0.06141 98 63 29 6
1369 Wally's finally taken this Escher thing too far. 1.4184 0.06945 98 68 19 11
1370 ......The worst part is , they are on a septic system 1.4179 0.07413 67 43 20 4
1371 That’s why they call it an upside-down mortgage. 1.4179 0.07413 67 43 20 4
1372 Mr. Esher is looking quite chipper today. 1.4177 0.07560 79 54 17 8
1373 Yeah. The Kleins really got into inversion therapy this winter. 1.4177 0.06138 79 48 29 2
1374 He loves to drop in 1.4177 0.06646 79 50 25 4
1375 And somehow he still thinks the Earth is flat 1.4177 0.07560 79 54 17 8
1376 Don't engage, he will tell us again that he never has to rake leaves. 1.4176 0.06264 91 58 28 5
1377 Finally gave this property-flipping fad a try even though I was unsure if it'd be worth it at first, but I'll admit my perspective has changed! 1.4167 0.07335 72 47 20 5
1378 Yeah, air bnb is getting to be more amd more of a problem in our town, too. 1.4167 0.07026 84 56 21 7
1379 The Eschers really are a lovely family. 1.4167 0.07063 72 48 19 5
1380 I suppose from his perspective we're the ones who are upside down. 1.4167 0.07850 72 49 16 7
1381 He told me he's just hanging out until the economy turns around. 1.4167 0.05670 84 57 23 4
1382 He said, "ta ta for now-- Fox News just started." 1.4167 0.07227 84 57 19 8
1383 It’s Fred Astaire’s old place... 1.4156 0.07475 77 55 14 8
1384 Yeah, made no sense at first, but he pointed out how gravity - like evolution - is just a theory. 1.4156 0.06755 77 49 24 4
1385 It looks like Klossner got his hands on some really good mushrooms this time. 1.4156 0.07003 77 50 22 5
1386 What’s it like Down Under! 1.4156 0.07003 77 50 22 5
1387 Damn UPS mixed us up again. I left your package on the roof. 1.4156 0.07003 77 50 22 5
1388 So what’s new with you? 1.4156 0.07243 77 51 20 6
1389 Some days I don’t know if I’m coming or going. 1.4154 0.06538 65 39 25 1
1390 He’s an upside down earther 1.4154 0.07561 65 42 19 4
1391 Jim just moved here from Australia. 1.4149 0.05539 94 61 29 4
1392 We should invite him over just to see what happens. 1.4146 0.07352 82 56 18 8
1393 He does this every fall. 1.4146 0.06710 82 53 24 5
1394 Since the pandemic he specializes in surreal estate. 1.4143 0.07192 70 45 21 4
1395 Canada is the opposite northern side of our backyard 1.4143 0.06592 70 48 18 4
1396 I didn’t know he was left handed. 1.4143 0.08264 70 49 13 8
1397 Remember when the world seemed a little less topsy-turvy? 1.4143 0.07475 70 46 19 5
1398 Property values around here are all upside down. 1.4138 0.07042 87 59 20 8
1399 What’s up with our neighbor? 1.4138 0.06237 87 55 28 4
1400 Sadly that’s maybe the seventh weirdest thing Brian has ever done 1.4138 0.05792 87 62 19 6
1401 Their mortgage went upsidedown in 2008, but they stayed. . 1.4138 0.06448 87 61 19 7
1402 We always keep our blinds closed. 1.4135 0.06051 104 68 29 7
1403 I hate it when he drops by. 1.4135 0.05734 104 68 30 6
1404 Ted always has to feel holier than thou. 1.4133 0.07375 75 50 19 6
1405 Oh, that's my new neighbor, Mr. Escher 1.4133 0.06601 75 47 25 3
1406 Does this count as six feet apart? 1.4133 0.06601 75 47 25 3
1407 Yes, he's new to the neighborhood. Escher something, or something Escher? 1.4133 0.07375 75 50 19 6
1408 He’s gonna ask for his weed whacker back, I just know it. 1.4133 0.07126 75 49 21 5
1409 He thinks we’re in the alternate universe. 1.4130 0.06016 92 58 30 4
1410 Oh, he lives in a different world. 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
1411 Look who’s dropping by. 1.4130 0.06212 92 59 28 5
1412 Just wait until he flops. 1.4127 0.08043 63 42 16 5
1413 His gutters are filthy. 1.4125 0.07047 80 53 21 6
1414 Apparently he's one of those house flippers. 1.4125 0.07691 80 56 15 9
1415 We get along well given we have a completely different view of things. 1.4125 0.06338 80 50 27 3
1416 The New Normal has been tough for Bill. 1.4125 0.07483 80 55 17 8
1417 I can't deny his grass is greener, but is it worth it? 1.4125 0.07483 80 57 14 9
1418 That's the third house in the neighborhood he's flipped. 1.4125 0.07047 80 53 21 6
1419 ”Well, he never was very grounded. 1.4118 0.07329 68 44 20 4
1420 It's OK, but I'll miss sunbathing nude in the backyard. 1.4118 0.07023 68 43 22 3
1421 He looks up his nose at everybody. 1.4118 0.07329 68 44 20 4
1422 When he said his home was upside down I thought he was talking about his mortgage! 1.4118 0.07622 68 45 18 5
1423 Gravity never lets him down. 1.4118 0.06102 85 53 29 3
1424 He says that since he met me his world's turned upside down. 1.4118 0.08178 68 47 14 7
1425 I think he took the house flipping suggestion a little too literally 1.4118 0.06960 85 57 21 7
1426 Our new Australian neighbour is nice 1.4118 0.07158 85 58 19 8
1427 We call it Extreme Gerrymandering. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
1428 Shall you tell him or shall I? 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
1429 Living next to a Master Illusionist is never boring. 1.4110 0.06989 73 47 22 4
1430 Do you think he realizes HE'S the one who's upside-down? 1.4110 0.06711 73 46 24 3
1431 Poor man, Hazel's death turned his life upside down. 1.4110 0.06711 73 46 24 3
1432 It all started after he went to that Escher exhibit. 1.4110 0.06711 73 46 24 3
1433 It always has to be about him 1.4110 0.07513 73 49 18 6
1434 Feels so good that things are finally getting back to normal. 1.4105 0.06436 95 63 25 7
1435 George said he’d turn his house over; I just thought he meant in a sale. 1.4105 0.06436 95 63 25 7
1436 What happens if his septic tank backs up? 1.4103 0.07169 78 52 20 6
1437 I hate it when he mows the grass. 1.4103 0.07169 78 52 20 6
1438 No, I see it too. 1.4103 0.06933 78 51 22 5
1439 What's ironic is that his last name is Newton. 1.4098 0.08224 61 41 15 5
1440 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy. 1.4096 0.07075 83 56 20 7
1441 Just because he lives in a different dimension he thinks he is so superior. 1.4096 0.06647 83 54 24 5
1442 It was the only way we could afford the property. 1.4096 0.06422 83 53 26 4
1443 Newton’s laws never mentioned anything about this. 1.4091 0.06977 88 60 20 8
1444 Superior mirage of an inferior garage. 1.4091 0.04750 88 61 24 3
1445 Who says Democrats and Republicans can't coexist? 1.4091 0.08072 66 45 15 6
1446 Not sure how I feel about this new normal. 1.4091 0.07154 66 42 21 3
1447 Hey Oliver, what’s up? 1.4091 0.07690 88 64 12 12
1448 That is likely the last time Ill smoke pot 1.4086 0.06529 93 62 24 7
1449 He has his own facts. 1.4085 0.07659 71 48 17 6
1450 Try not to stare. He’s upside down on his mortgage. 1.4085 0.06826 71 45 23 3
1451 He must not realize the gravity of the situation. 1.4085 0.07114 71 46 21 4
1452 I told him to only eat one brownie. 1.4082 0.06621 98 67 22 9
1453 I wish he'd quit hanging around. 1.4079 0.06800 76 49 23 4
1454 I thought it would be different when we moved out of the city. 1.4079 0.07298 76 51 19 6
1455 He's friendly enough, but my polar opposite when it comes to most things. 1.4079 0.07298 76 51 19 6
1456 He's from 2020 1.4079 0.06537 76 51 22 3
1457 This should finally shut up the flat earthers. 1.4079 0.06800 76 49 23 4
1458 We've decided to blame it on antifa. 1.4074 0.06978 81 54 21 6
1459 ‘Ever Since The Pandemic The World Looks Upside Down.” 1.4074 0.06754 81 57 17 7
1460 We've been living in alternate universes for years now. 1.4074 0.06754 81 53 23 5
1461 Looks like someone forgot to pay his gravity bill again. 1.4074 0.06521 81 52 25 4
1462 I think my bifocal contact lens need an adjustment. 1.4074 0.06521 81 52 25 4
1463 He’s no Isaac Newton 1.4070 0.06694 86 57 23 6
1464 What was in that drink you gave me! 1.4070 0.06694 86 57 23 6
1465 At least he finally took down his Trump flag. 1.4070 0.06486 86 61 18 7
1466 From what I’ve seen so far he’s an an above-average neighbor. 1.4068 0.07690 59 38 18 3
1467 That's John. He's got real smug since he reversed gravity last Tuesday. 1.4062 0.07943 64 43 16 5
1468 I know he's a great physicist, but he just takes everything so literally. 1.4062 0.08249 64 44 14 6
1469 Oh,that's our new neighbor,Mr. Escher. 1.4062 0.08249 64 44 14 6
1470 It is a nice day Mr. Escher! 1.4062 0.05845 96 70 20 6
1471 Apparently the plans were fine but his builder printed them upside down. 1.4062 0.08545 64 45 12 7
1472 I feel like the neighbors are right on top of us. 1.4058 0.07535 69 46 18 5
1473 Do you ever think that maybe we're the ones upside-down? 1.4058 0.06632 69 43 24 2
1474 Upside lockdown 1.4058 0.07535 69 46 18 5
1475 Friendly,but not much gravitas! 1.4054 0.07432 74 50 18 6
1476 I guess COVID did turn his life upside down! 1.4054 0.06916 74 48 22 4
1477 He just doesn't grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.4054 0.07677 74 51 16 7
1478 We alternate. This month I 'm turvey. 1.4054 0.07432 74 50 18 6
1479 Is your superglue holding? 1.4054 0.06916 74 50 19 5
1480 I've lost perspective on life ever since the Eschers moved in next door. 1.4054 0.07432 74 50 18 6
1481 Oh, that’s just John the physicist next door. 1.4054 0.07432 74 50 18 6
1482 I've heard he's a member of the Flat Earth Society 1.4051 0.07097 79 53 20 6
1483 He constantly drops in. 1.4051 0.06624 79 51 24 4
1484 I love it here in the suburbs where you don't have everybody living on top of each other all the time. 1.4051 0.06374 79 50 26 3
1485 Lost his job, wife ran off and kids are on drugs. His whole world has turned upside down 1.4051 0.07322 79 54 18 7
1486 Harold’s flipped again! 1.4051 0.07541 79 55 16 8
1487 Those Australians sure are getting friendly 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
1488 Top of the morning to you too, Mr. Jones. 1.4037 0.06661 109 78 18 13
1489 And to think, he of all people believes the earth is flat. 1.4032 0.06689 62 38 23 1
1490 Hope he's not incontinent. 1.4030 0.07974 67 46 15 6
1491 These days Jackie nothing surprises me. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
1492 Ever since the pandemic, it's been a topsy-turvy World. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
1493 He's a Republican. 1.4028 0.07038 72 47 21 4
1494 That’s why we have separate homes. 1.4028 0.07038 72 47 21 4
1495 Things haven't been the same since Mr. Escher moved in next door. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
1496 It's a zoning problem. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
1497 He makes the best upside down cake. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
1498 Nelson will do almost anything to satisfy his morbid curiosity. Don't wave back. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
1499 I told you not to sell the air rights. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
1500 That’s Jerry. He’s one of those neighbors who has a strange perspective on the world. 1.4028 0.07038 72 50 17 5
1501 We still haven’t figured out how to borrow a cup of sugar from each other. 1.4026 0.06473 77 49 25 3
1502 No, his name is John. I said he's FROM Sydney. Why do you ask? 1.4026 0.07680 77 54 15 8
1503 I blame Global Warming. 1.4026 0.06473 77 49 25 3
1504 Pay no attention. His whole world is topsy-turvy 1.4026 0.07222 77 52 19 6
1505 No more morning martinis! 1.4026 0.06981 77 51 21 5
1506 We have never seen eye to eye 1.4026 0.06732 77 50 23 4
1507 He's from down under. But he overcame that, and never lets us forget it. 1.4024 0.06223 82 52 27 3
1508 I can’t believe the city approved this. 1.4024 0.06911 82 55 21 6
1509 The inversion layer is noticeable today. 1.4024 0.07536 82 58 15 9
1510 Hello! Looks like you got the second dose. 1.4023 0.06217 87 56 27 4
1511 His planet only gets this close in March. 1.4023 0.06217 87 56 27 4
1512 I’ve decided not to invite him over. 1.4022 0.06194 92 62 24 6
1513 Do drop in 1.4021 0.06331 97 65 25 7
1514 The funny thing is, he thinks he's right side up. 1.4020 0.05618 102 65 33 4
1515 Pretend we don’t see him. 1.4000 0.07031 90 63 18 9
1516 Hi neighbor! Things are looking up! 1.4000 0.06844 75 49 22 4
1517 Just as the theory predicted, suburban expansion finally looped back on itself. 1.4000 0.07985 70 49 14 7
1518 Upside to everything, huh. 1.4000 0.06576 75 48 24 3
1519 Ignore him; he's just trying to get attention 1.4000 0.06797 80 53 22 5
1520 I hate the vernal equinox. 1.4000 0.07722 70 48 16 6
1521 Yeah, Inception or Tenet, I get them confused. 1.4000 0.07166 70 46 20 4
1522 It's his way of getting around the restraining order. 1.4000 0.06290 105 72 24 9
1523 Heard he’s upside-down with his mortgage... 1.4000 0.06560 80 52 24 4
1524 They never really fit in. 1.4000 0.07955 60 40 16 4
1525 We weren't sure what air rights entailed when we moved in. 1.4000 0.07206 65 42 20 3
1526 It was an amiable divorce; our world views were just too different. 1.4000 0.06562 70 44 24 2
1527 Is it his world, or our world, that got turned that way? 1.4000 0.07206 65 42 20 3
1528 And yet he still insists the earth is flat. 1.4000 0.07532 65 43 18 4
1529 He hasn't changed. He always looked down at us. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
1530 This first ever extraterrestrial encounter is far less exciting than anticipated 1.4000 0.06243 95 63 26 6
1531 You made sure, we bought the one right side up, right?! 1.4000 0.08054 75 54 12 9
1532 I know, it makes no sense. He keeps asking me if 'I come from a land down under.' Then he asks if I can 'hear the thunder?' Then he just smiles and 'gives me a vegemite sandwich.' 1.4000 0.07845 65 44 16 5
1533 I wish the doctors could figure out why he can't keep anything down. 1.4000 0.07985 70 49 14 7
1534 Who said it all had to make sense? 1.3981 0.06223 103 72 22 9
1535 At this point, nothing unreal surprises me, let's just wave back. 1.3980 0.06109 98 65 27 6
1536 This is the downside of a planned community... 1.3980 0.05569 98 69 23 6
1537 Sometimes I feel like we live in an alternate universe. 1.3978 0.07030 93 66 17 10
1538 I can’t build a pool, but this the HOA allows. 1.3978 0.05327 93 63 27 3
1539 We should have put blackout shades on the skylights. 1.3977 0.07145 88 62 17 9
1540 Ignore him. He just does it to annoy me. 1.3977 0.06163 88 57 27 4
1541 Gravity he's ok with. it's the Earth is flat concept he can't seem to wrap his head around. 1.3977 0.06163 88 57 27 4
1542 Jared used to be so grounded. 1.3977 0.06163 88 57 27 4
1543 I'm Gerry Mander. Your new neighbor. 1.3974 0.07376 78 54 17 7
1544 I thought the place would never sell! 1.3974 0.06410 78 50 25 3
1545 Their last name is Escher is about all I know about them 1.3974 0.06910 78 52 21 5
1546 If you wave, he'll drop by. 1.3974 0.07147 78 53 19 6
1547 I just wish I didn't keep getting his grass clippings. 1.3973 0.06393 73 46 25 2
1548 So Barb, tell me- how's the microdosing going? 1.3973 0.07489 73 50 17 6
1549 Since his divorce & SIP, his world literally has been upside down. 1.3973 0.06393 73 46 25 2
1550 No worries I’ve emptied the pool 1.3973 0.07231 73 49 19 5
1551 Conservatives just want to oppose everything liberals do these days. 1.3973 0.06684 73 47 23 3
1552 After he sets, we’ll get more sun. 1.3971 0.08152 68 48 13 7
1553 He likes to drop by every once in a while. 1.3971 0.06993 68 44 21 3
1554 The neighborhood certainly has changed since the pandemic. He never used to wave. 1.3971 0.07878 68 47 15 6
1555 and they say there is no alternate universe. 1.3971 0.07300 68 45 19 4
1556 This house flipping is getting out of hand.. 1.3968 0.08013 63 43 15 5
1557 He’s head over heels in love. 1.3968 0.08326 63 44 13 6
1558 I guess that’s how the other half lives. 1.3968 0.07687 63 42 17 4
1559 I'm high as fuck right now. 1.3966 0.09183 58 42 9 7
1560 I’m not surprised he’s an anti-vaxxer. 1.3960 0.06612 101 71 20 10
1561 Ignore him. He's just trying to pick you up. 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
1562 Oh, that's just our new neighbor, Mr. Escher. 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
1563 Air rights is the new gentrification. 1.3951 0.06256 81 52 26 3
1564 ‘Don’t mind the neighbour, he’s always walking about with his head in the clouds’ 1.3951 0.05741 81 50 30 1
1565 We just needed a little space. 1.3947 0.06774 76 50 22 4
1566 I hate it when he just wants to hang all day. 1.3944 0.06176 71 48 20 3
1567 Our way is right, look at the signature. 1.3944 0.06797 71 46 22 3
1568 You step outside post-Covid and there’s the world, upside down. 1.3944 0.07086 71 47 20 4
1569 Hey! Can I come hang with you guys? 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
1570 His world has been turned upside down and yet still shows signs of happiness! 1.3939 0.06786 66 42 22 2
1571 If you turn your phone upside down, we’re the crazy ones 1.3936 0.06091 94 62 27 5
1572 I think this Feng Shui craze has gone a bit too far. 1.3934 0.08518 61 43 12 6
1573 Seems he's making the best of his upside-down mortgage. 1.3933 0.06707 89 61 21 7
1574 Definitely a housing bubble. 1.3933 0.05897 89 64 19 6
1575 Gosh, I think Fred’s world has really been turned up-side-down by quarantine. 1.3929 0.07507 56 36 18 2
1576 Uh-oh. I think Harold is about to drop in. 1.3929 0.06779 84 57 21 6
1577 That's just my neighbor, Escher. 1.3929 0.06779 84 57 21 6
1578 Our neighbour Steve said he gets unlimited storage for only $0.99 a month, it’s called the cloud! 1.3929 0.08327 56 38 14 4
1579 I still think the new zoning changes are good. 1.3924 0.06599 79 52 23 4
1580 Who knew my teenage daughter could make brownies this good? 1.3924 0.07300 79 55 17 7
1581 Name's Escher. He's a nice enough neighbor, but a bit on the odd side. 1.3924 0.06841 79 53 21 5
1582 We call the place Upson Downs. 1.3924 0.06841 79 53 21 5
1583 New normal can't come soon enough. 1.3924 0.06841 79 53 21 5
1584 Wow, his grass really is greener. 1.3924 0.06599 79 52 23 4
1585 Maybe he's just being friendly but I always get the feeling he's looking down my top. 1.3924 0.07519 79 56 15 8
1586 Makes me afraid to go into the basement. 1.3924 0.06599 79 52 23 4
1587 Well, here comes the neighborhood. 1.3922 0.07960 51 33 16 2
1588 He said his world would turn upside down if his wife left him but I didn't take him literally. 1.3919 0.07653 74 52 15 7
1589 I wish he'd stop saying "Top of the morning." 1.3919 0.06889 74 49 21 4
1590 Oh yeah, I told Hank to drop by. 1.3919 0.07152 74 50 19 5
1591 Wouldn’t you say that planet is awfully close. 1.3919 0.07152 74 50 19 5
1592 Yes, he drops in from time to time. 1.3919 0.07152 74 50 19 5
1593 Oh, just another day in the Bermuda Triangle Subdivision 1.3919 0.07152 74 50 19 5
1594 I’ve always wanted to live in a planned community, but nobody told me it would be planned by M.C. Escher… 1.3913 0.06550 92 63 22 7
1595 Does he think we've forgotten the leaf raking incident? 1.3913 0.07785 69 48 15 6
1596 for some reason, our new neighbor is always talking down to us 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
1597 Selling our air rights was definitely a mistake. 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
1598 Poor Fred. He’s upside down on his mortgage... 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
1599 George always has to be one-up. 1.3913 0.06174 92 61 26 5
1600 He just moved in. The last householders dropped out of sight. 1.3913 0.07506 69 47 17 5
1601 Can you believe that guy’s vote counts as much as mine?! 1.3913 0.07506 69 47 17 5
1602 Can this year get any weirder? 1.3913 0.07216 69 46 19 4
1603 It's a nice neighborhood but your neighbors are right on top of you... 1.3913 0.07785 69 48 15 6
1604 In his eyes we’ll always be beneath him” 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
1605 He's just not grounded enough for me. 1.3908 0.06612 87 59 22 6
1606 I’ve heard they are upside down on their house 1.3908 0.06195 87 57 26 4
1607 The Escher model is not for everyone. 1.3906 0.07911 64 44 15 5
1608 Huh. That cloud almost looks like a person. 1.3906 0.07257 64 42 19 3
1609 He’s technically still abiding by the restraining order. 1.3906 0.07911 64 44 15 5
1610 Walter is still head under heels for you, Gloria. 1.3906 0.07911 64 44 15 5
1611 This past year my world has actually been turned upside down 1.3906 0.07591 64 43 17 4
1612 Once the drugs wear off he'll just be boring neighbor Bill again. 1.3902 0.06666 82 55 22 5
1613 G'day! 1.3902 0.06666 82 55 22 5
1614 Remind me how long we've been taking those uppers. 1.3902 0.06666 82 58 19 5
1615 Told you not to add those mushrooms to the omelette. 1.3902 0.06666 82 55 22 5
1616 He used to be a stable guy when he lived downstairs, but then he flipped. 1.3900 0.06340 100 69 23 8
1617 I thought we took a micro dose 1.3898 0.08024 59 40 15 4
1618 It's getting harder and harder to reach across the aisle 1.3898 0.08024 59 42 12 5
1619 Yes, Beverly, he’s nosey, but he makes a delicious upside down cake! 1.3898 0.07259 59 38 19 2
1620 Chicken Little got it wrong. 1.3896 0.07197 77 53 18 6
1621 He’s got a different point of view, but he’s friendly enough. 1.3896 0.06445 77 50 24 3
1622 He's always had a different point of view. 1.3896 0.07657 77 55 14 8
1623 The homeowner’s association can’t touch him. 1.3889 0.06426 72 46 24 2
1624 Yeah, I'll bet he's thinking the same thing. 1.3889 0.07282 72 49 18 5
1625 It's definitely starting to take effect. 1.3889 0.05630 90 60 27 3
1626 He's been trying to get my attention any which way he can. 1.3889 0.06724 72 47 22 3
1627 That man lives in an alternate universe. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
1628 My Physics Teacher and my Guru said this could happen. 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
1629 He's looking to borrow our ladder again. 1.3889 0.08112 54 36 15 3
1630 They bring in a new planet, and real estate prices still go up! 1.3889 0.07282 72 49 18 5
1631 He’s the new neighbor. I understand he ‘s the fact-checker for Sean Hannity. 1.3889 0.07546 72 50 16 6
1632 Mind if I drop in? 1.3882 0.06283 85 56 25 4
1633 This guy is falling! 1.3881 0.06710 67 43 22 2
1634 This neighborhood is certainly different! 1.3881 0.06364 67 47 18 2
1635 The velcro usually lasts about 5 minutes 1.3875 0.07440 80 57 15 8
1636 Our new neighbor, I think his name is Esher, is making some changes. 1.3875 0.07002 80 55 19 6
1637 It’s his “Men are from Mars” pandemic project. 1.3875 0.06535 80 53 23 4
1638 That's my crush, trying to get my attention...in a parallel universe 1.3875 0.07002 80 55 19 6
1639 Where did you say you got those gummies? 1.3875 0.06772 80 54 21 5
1640 I hoped 2021 would be different. 1.3871 0.08083 62 43 14 5
1641 He seems like a nice guy though a bit disoriented. 1.3871 0.07034 62 42 17 3
1642 This is what happens when you deny the science. 1.3871 0.07749 62 42 16 4
1643 Good neighbor, bad theoretical physicist. 1.3871 0.08713 62 45 10 7
1644 He’s always asking me if I’ve seen his newspaper. 1.3871 0.08404 62 44 12 6
1645 It's hard to maintain perspective during this pandemic. 1.3867 0.06816 75 53 17 5
1646 Nice trick Copperfield, but how about finally mowing your lawn? 1.3867 0.07802 75 54 13 8
1647 This explains all the upside down cakes at the bake sale. 1.3867 0.07326 75 52 17 6
1648 Cool. He’s thanking us for the little orange pills. 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
1649 Don't you just hate it when Bob takes simple metaphors too far? 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
1650 Just remember, if you visit him wear pants. 1.3860 0.08582 57 40 12 5
1651 The gravity of the situation escapes him. 1.3860 0.07818 57 38 16 3
1652 He drives the flat-earthers “crazy”! 1.3857 0.06838 70 48 18 4
1653 He's a one percenter. 1.3857 0.07419 70 48 17 5
1654 Yeah, well when Trump lost it kind of turned his world upside down... 1.3857 0.06838 70 46 21 3
1655 Have you noticed that everything has been topsy turvy since last year? 1.3857 0.07135 70 47 19 4
1656 He's taking house flipping to a new level 1.3857 0.06838 70 46 21 3
1657 Just rotate clockwise twice Jim! 1.3857 0.07135 70 49 16 5
1658 I hear that he’s recently unattached. 1.3846 0.07122 78 54 18 6
1659 These Magic Mushrooms are Pretty Cool! 1.3846 0.07498 65 44 17 4
1660 He's friendly, but we're such opposites. 1.3846 0.06884 78 53 20 5
1661 If he says Bottoms Up one more time, he’s toast! 1.3846 0.06638 78 52 22 4
1662 Even in an alternate reality, I still don't like him. 1.3846 0.06638 78 52 22 4
1663 He can't hold his drink 1.3846 0.06638 78 52 22 4
1664 Just pretend you don’t see him. 1.3846 0.06638 78 52 22 4
1665 Jeff next door is practicing his magic act again. Please don't encourage him" 1.3846 0.06884 78 53 20 5
1666 I understand he's upside down on his mortgage. 1.3846 0.06638 78 54 19 5
1667 I always get the feeling he is looking down at me. 1.3846 0.06638 78 52 22 4
1668 it's one of the vaccines rare side effects 1.3846 0.06004 104 73 23 8
1669 Don’t wave at him! He will turn around! 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
1670 No, he weird thing is he's the only neighbor with a pool. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
1671 Ralph lives in this alternate reality. We're cool with it. 1.3837 0.06002 86 63 17 6
1672 The world’s turned upside down again. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
1673 Don't wave. It only encourages him. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
1674 I've given up keeping up with the Joneses. 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
1675 This entire week has just felt ‘off’. 1.3837 0.06226 86 57 25 4
1676 Bottoms up! 1.3836 0.07202 73 50 18 5
1677 He started with anti-gravity boots, and now this. 1.3836 0.06933 73 49 20 4
1678 That’s my neighbor Hank, the registered gravity offender. 1.3836 0.07461 73 51 16 6
1679 Our grass is way greener. 1.3836 0.07461 73 51 16 6
1680 Fortunately, he only revolves once every 24 hours. 1.3836 0.07461 73 51 16 6
1681 His social distancing is above and beyond. 1.3836 0.06652 73 48 22 3
1682 He doesn't believe in science. 1.3833 0.08265 60 42 13 5
1683 You won't believe it, in his universe a man is president. 1.3833 0.07551 60 40 17 3
1684 Ever heard that expression 'be careful what you wish for'? 1.3830 0.06070 94 63 26 5
1685 Karen, is hallucination listed as a vaccine side effect? 1.3830 0.06782 94 67 18 9
1686 Gotta cut back on the edibles. 1.3827 0.06705 81 55 21 5
1687 His concept of flipping houses is vastly different from mine. 1.3827 0.06705 81 55 21 5
1688 Those 'shrooms are awesome. 1.3824 0.07848 68 48 14 6
1689 I assume he drives the Buick with the Hogwarts bumper sticker. 1.3824 0.08123 68 49 12 7
1690 He’s surprisingly friendly for a house flipper 1.3824 0.06635 68 44 22 2
1691 This is why I didn't want to move to Australia 1.3824 0.07267 68 46 18 4
1692 This is some good shit, Nance. 1.3824 0.07563 68 47 16 5
1693 He's living with alternate facts 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
1694 Well I hear there’s money in flipping houses. 1.3820 0.06686 89 62 20 7
1695 This new congressional districting plan really clarifies things. 1.3820 0.06292 89 60 24 5
1696 He’s from New Zealand. 1.3818 0.08405 55 38 13 4
1697 Hang in there, Bob! 1.3818 0.08405 55 38 13 4
1698 Like they say, you can take the neighbor out of Australia, but... 1.3818 0.08797 55 39 11 5
1699 Jerry lives to defy our strict HOA board. 1.3816 0.07001 76 52 19 5
1700 He hasn't figured out yet that Trump lost. We just humor him by smiling and waving 1.3816 0.07485 76 54 15 7
1701 He's off his meds 1.3816 0.07247 76 53 17 6
1702 That’s our neighbor Mr. Jones. He will do anything for attention. 1.3816 0.07001 76 52 19 5
1703 I'm glad he never built that pool. 1.3810 0.07307 63 42 18 3
1704 Told you he looked gay 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
1705 It’s all about perspective. 1.3810 0.07307 63 42 18 3
1706 He says the new thing is upside-downsizing. 1.3810 0.07977 63 44 14 5
1707 No, Betty, it's not a mirage. The world really did turn upside down. And you were where...? 1.3810 0.07307 63 42 18 3
1708 I think he’s handled the divorce well 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
1709 He's still living in 2020 1.3803 0.07334 71 49 17 5
1710 As long as he doesn’t have a dog. 1.3803 0.07054 71 48 19 4
1711 It’s bearable until he takes his dog out to do his business. 1.3800 0.05646 100 66 30 4
1712 I thought the whole point of SpaceX was to colonize Mars. 1.3800 0.08025 50 33 15 2
1713 Don't wave back! If we ignore him, eventually he'll realize that we are also an hallucination. 1.3797 0.06814 79 54 20 5
1714 Hmmm, so that's.how the others halh lives. 1.3797 0.07048 79 55 18 6
1715 It's sad, but everyone who panicked and bought at the peak is upside down now 1.3797 0.07048 79 55 18 6
1716 It all started in 2020 1.3797 0.07274 79 56 16 7
1717 Jim said he called about refinancing, he’s upside down in that thing 1.3797 0.07048 79 55 18 6
1718 Dare I ask his orientation? 1.3793 0.08459 58 41 12 5
1719 A Republican. 1.3793 0.08093 58 40 14 4
1720 He could never do that if this weren't a cartoon. 1.3793 0.08459 58 41 12 5
1721 You'd think a parallel universe would have been good enough for him, but no 1.3793 0.07535 87 65 11 11
1722 Things haven’t been the same around here since the Eschers finished their remodel. 1.3793 0.07308 58 38 18 2
1723 I'm starting to wonder about my pharmacist. 1.3793 0.08459 58 41 12 5
1724 Hi Harold. How's it hanging? 1.3788 0.08573 66 49 9 8
1725 It’s been like this since the election. 1.3788 0.07406 66 45 17 4
1726 You know, he’s nice, but it’s like we live in two different worlds. 1.3788 0.08011 66 47 13 6
1727 But, technically he’s not exceeding the height limit. 1.3788 0.07714 66 46 15 5
1728 I hope he doesn't drop in again. 1.3784 0.07378 74 52 16 6
1729 We dated once or twice, but our perspectives were too different. 1.3784 0.06295 74 48 24 2
1730 And yet you seldom meet such a pleasant contrarian. 1.3784 0.07123 74 51 18 5
1731 Oh, that's Mr. Escher. He's such a show-off. 1.3784 0.06295 74 48 24 2
1732 If he drops in, he'll never leave. 1.3784 0.06582 74 49 22 3
1733 The neighborhood has not been the same since M.C. Esher moved in. 1.3784 0.06582 74 49 22 3
1734 And that, my dear, is how I met your father. 1.3784 0.06858 74 50 20 4
1735 We have to rake each other's leaves in the fall. 1.3780 0.06409 82 55 23 4
1736 Just ignore that guy. He thinks that the world revolves around him. 1.3780 0.07079 82 58 17 7
1737 We really need to set some ground rules with the neighbors. 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
1738 Just wait until you see how the toilets flush 1.3774 0.08615 53 37 12 4
1739 Sure...he's a nice guy, but his worldview is topsy-turvy. 1.3770 0.08153 61 43 13 5
1740 Velcro. 1.3770 0.07811 61 42 15 4
1741 I think I took too many. 1.3770 0.07453 61 41 17 3
1742 They told us that no one was living there 1.3770 0.07811 61 44 12 5
1743 I can never tell which of us is more stoned. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
1744 He's a Republican-just ignore him. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
1745 This pandemic has just turned the world upside down for me! 1.3768 0.06562 69 45 22 2
1746 My eyes are down here, Steve. 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
1747 I heard his mortgage is upside down, too. 1.3768 0.07182 69 47 18 4
1748 After she left, his world was turned upside down. 1.3768 0.06879 69 46 20 3
1749 He claims that gravity is a conspiracy theory. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
1750 Somehow, I thought alien space ships would be more threatening. 1.3768 0.07182 69 47 18 4
1751 Let’s see him ‘mansplain’ this one. 1.3768 0.06879 69 46 20 3
1752 Maybe Einstein was right. 1.3768 0.07473 69 48 16 5
1753 He can do this but he can’t return my Tupperware? 1.3768 0.06879 69 46 20 3
1754 - No we haven't seen your kid's ball... 1.3768 0.07473 69 48 16 5
1755 That’s my neighbor Dave, he’s polite and all but his ideas are a bit backwards 1.3768 0.07182 69 49 15 5
1756 ...and some say LSD doesn't work... 1.3766 0.06927 77 53 19 5
1757 Some people sure take social distancing to extremes. 1.3766 0.06676 77 52 21 4
1758 In a polarized world it's great to have neighbors with a different perspective 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
1759 Everything's up in the air with him. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
1760 Eventually you get used to rotational gravity. 1.3763 0.06288 93 64 23 6
1761 Judging by the accent I’d guess Australian 1.3761 0.05253 117 80 31 6
1762 This is the downside of living on Snow Globe Lane. 1.3750 0.07874 64 45 14 5
1763 That's Larry - my parallel universe bff. 1.3750 0.08665 56 40 11 5
1764 I dated him once but we're polar opposites. 1.3750 0.06390 72 47 23 2
1765 I get that the whole world is topsy-turvy right now -- but no way am I waving back. 1.3750 0.06975 80 56 18 6
1766 Sure, a space hotel is great and all -- I just expected it a little further out. 1.3750 0.08282 56 39 13 4
1767 Wait until the HOA sees this. 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
1768 It's 2021, I've seen crazier 1.3750 0.08183 64 46 12 6
1769 How'd you know he's Australian? 1.3750 0.06506 80 54 22 4
1770 "That's George. He's Republican" 1.3750 0.07516 72 51 15 6
1771 Yeah, they drop over a lot. Kind of weird. 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
1772 At first I thought it was a hallucination, but then I realized he was saying robhgien iH, and I was fine with it. 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
1773 Fold in the middle 1.3750 0.06975 80 56 18 6
1774 Those marijuana gummies has given me a new way of seeing things. 1.3750 0.07880 56 38 15 3
1775 I told him he had to get over himself, and this is what I get. 1.3750 0.06689 72 48 21 3
1776 What’d you put in this lemonade? 1.3750 0.08481 64 47 10 7
1777 He's always dropping in unexpectedly. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
1778 I told you this neighborhood has its ups and downs. 1.3750 0.06976 72 49 19 4
1779 I feel silly--nobody told me this was Opposite Day. 1.3750 0.08282 56 39 13 4
1780 Don't worry, this is just part of the 'new normal.' 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
1781 This doesn't surprise me at all given the year we just went through. 1.3750 0.06689 72 48 21 3
1782 I told you I should have bought air rights! 1.3750 0.06865 64 42 20 2
1783 I don’t want to sound like an alarmist, but I think the sky is falling. 1.3750 0.06975 80 56 18 6
1784 My neighbor is anything but an upstanding citizen 1.3750 0.07457 56 37 17 2
1785 Everything is turned on its head this year, including Bob. 1.3750 0.06115 88 59 25 4
1786 Well, the forecast did call for an atmospheric inversion. 1.3750 0.06865 64 42 20 2
1787 He's a great neighbor. He flies out every evening and eats his body weight in insects. 1.3750 0.08260 72 54 9 9
1788 They tried to flip it with an upside down mortgage. 1.3750 0.07199 80 57 16 7
1789 You know there's a theory that gravity is just a suggestion. 1.3750 0.06000 80 57 19 4
1790 He's retired from NASA. 1.3750 0.08183 64 46 12 6
1791 They don't believe in gravity. 1.3750 0.07217 64 43 18 3
1792 Our homeowner association said we couldn't even raise chickens. 1.3750 0.07217 64 43 18 3
1793 COVID has me seeing things differently these days. 1.3738 0.05232 107 76 26 5
1794 He’s an idiot. He can’t even tell Up from Down. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
1795 Terrific. Here comes Ned again. Always wanting Us to see it from His side of the fence... 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
1796 It’s our new Australian neighbor. 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
1797 The feminist in me wants to break through the grass ceiling... 1.3735 0.06347 83 56 23 4
1798 He's the neighborhood Republican. 1.3733 0.06785 75 51 20 4
1799 Now I understand what it means to be upside down on your mortgage! 1.3733 0.06785 75 51 20 4
1800 That's Mr. Escher, who just moved in next door. 1.3733 0.06514 75 50 22 3
1801 Conservatives, It's like they live in a different world. Yea, I only wish it was farther away. 1.3733 0.07296 75 53 16 6
1802 I’ve heard of houses being ‘upside down,’ but I’ve never seen it. 1.3733 0.07539 75 54 14 7
1803 It must be a symptom of the mutant strain... 1.3733 0.06514 75 50 22 3
1804 Who invited him over? 1.3731 0.08191 67 49 11 7
1805 I'm having a hard time getting used to these new glasses! 1.3731 0.07001 67 47 16 4
1806 Oh, that's Eddy. He's a Nonconformist. 1.3731 0.04677 67 47 19 1
1807 Damn, that medical marijuana is some good stuff. 1.3731 0.07001 67 45 19 3
1808 Don't make eye contact. He's a Republican. 1.3731 0.07619 67 47 15 5
1809 I'm starting to wonder if our lives may really be the ones turned upsidedown. 1.3731 0.06322 67 43 23 1
1810 Yesterday, his cat fell down. 1.3731 0.07619 67 47 15 5
1811 From his perspective, we're the ones who are upside down. 1.3731 0.07001 67 45 19 3
1812 Sure we’re next to the Upside Down, but you can’t beat the school district. 1.3731 0.07317 67 46 17 4
1813 One thing I gotta say, if nothing else those Australians are very friendly. 1.3729 0.07981 59 41 14 4
1814 At least he’s not wearing his kilt today! 1.3729 0.07212 59 39 18 2
1815 At least he never tried to overturn the election ... 1.3729 0.09013 59 44 8 7
1816 They say other habitable worlds are much closer than we initially thought. 1.3725 0.07902 51 34 15 2
1817 Don’t worry; it’s not science-based. 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
1818 So what’s your reaction to your second shot? 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
1819 He's the most contrary person I have ever met. 1.3718 0.06082 78 54 21 3
1820 Clearly, I've been doing too many headstands. 1.3718 0.06350 78 52 23 3
1821 He seems friendly enough. 1.3718 0.06350 78 52 23 3
1822 So much turnover these days. 1.3714 0.07660 70 50 14 6
1823 He's actually on Cloud 6. 1.3714 0.06801 70 47 20 3
1824 You're going to run out of glue some day, Carl. 1.3714 0.07099 70 48 18 4
1825 Your creepy neighbor is always hanging around. 1.3714 0.07385 70 49 16 5
1826 That's so meta ... 1.3714 0.07099 70 48 18 4
1827 He always loved the song “Dancing on the Ceiling.” 1.3714 0.06801 70 47 20 3
1828 That’s my neighbor, Fred. He’s head-over-heels for me. 1.3714 0.07385 70 49 16 5
1829 Oh, that’s our new neighbor. He’s from Australia. 1.3714 0.07385 70 49 16 5
1830 My neighbor is always trying to one-up us. 1.3714 0.07385 70 49 16 5
1831 I'm telling you, your neighbor lives in a different reality. 1.3710 0.07357 62 42 17 3
1832 That's Larry. He's from Australia. 1.3710 0.07357 62 42 17 3
1833 Maybe we should go back to microdosing. 1.3710 0.07708 62 43 15 4
1834 Looks like Bob got one of those reverse mortgages 1.3710 0.07708 62 43 15 4
1835 Oh, that's Don again with his friendly reminder that it's US who are upside down. 1.3710 0.07708 62 43 15 4
1836 This arrangement really opens up the view, but I wish he'd get rid of the dog.... 1.3708 0.05846 89 59 27 3
1837 He works for Apple Maps. 1.3704 0.08060 54 37 14 3
1838 Is it me, or is there a reflection in that pool? 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
1839 I'm actually a realtor. Happy to flip yours too. 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
1840 Harold told me he'd be dropping by. 1.3704 0.05943 81 53 26 2
1841 Don't wave back, or he'll just want to drop in on us again. 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
1842 Apparently zoning laws only extend 10 feet into the air 1.3704 0.08482 54 38 12 4
1843 I didn't think we would see him again since his move to Australia. 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
1844 He never understood the gravity of our relationship. 1.3699 0.06617 73 49 21 3
1845 Hello, ladies! How do ou manage not to spill your drinks? 1.3699 0.06899 73 50 19 4
1846 You think that's weird, you should see his staircase. 1.3699 0.06899 73 50 19 4
1847 That's Steve, he's always up to something. 1.3699 0.06015 73 49 22 2
1848 Is it me or that cloud looks exactly like the neighbor's house? 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
1849 Over there Trump is still President. 1.3692 0.07774 65 46 14 5
1850 Maybe he thinks we're smiling back. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
1851 He's friendly, but he's flipping crazy! 1.3690 0.06287 84 59 20 5
1852 We should have built the fence higher 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
1853 Mr. Escher is a little odd, but seems friendly enough. 1.3684 0.06168 76 50 24 2
1854 That's our new neighbor...from Australia. 1.3684 0.06969 76 53 18 5
1855 It's an Escher-esque mirage . . . 1.3684 0.06446 76 51 22 3
1856 There are two of us. So he’s wrong. 1.3684 0.07768 57 39 15 3
1857 Please don't let him borrow the leaf blower again. 1.3684 0.07768 57 39 15 3
1858 The grass is always greener, I guess.” “On the flip side, your new neighbor seems nice. 1.3684 0.07354 57 38 17 2
1859 It’s really only a problem when he mows the lawn 1.3684 0.06713 76 52 20 4
1860 He keeps asking me out but we're from two different worlds. 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
1861 Look there’s the Australian neighbor 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
1862 It’s my husband’s doppelhänger 1.3676 0.06919 68 46 19 3
1863 Years ago anti-gravity was just a theory. 1.3676 0.06594 68 45 21 2
1864 This only happens once every 17 years 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
1865 This social distancing crap has gone on too long. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
1866 He’s a nice neighbor, but I’m happy we chose Levittown over Levitationtown. 1.3676 0.06594 68 45 21 2
1867 He calls himself the numerator of the subdivision. 1.3676 0.07229 68 47 17 4
1868 Just smile and wave 1.3676 0.06919 68 46 19 3
1869 Just smile and nod 1.3676 0.06919 68 46 19 3
1870 I think those edibles just kicked in. 1.3676 0.06919 68 46 19 3
1871 Harry's always occupied an alternate universe. 1.3667 0.06709 60 39 20 1
1872 Things really haven’t been the same since the Eschers moved in next door. 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
1873 He just bought the air rights 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
1874 Ever since George joined QAnon he has been in an alternate reality. 1.3662 0.07831 71 52 12 7
1875 My ex-husband lives in a different world now. 1.3662 0.06725 71 48 20 3
1876 He's mastered the space-time continuum, and yet he still can't figure out how to park without blocking our driveway. 1.3662 0.07018 71 49 18 4
1877 ...you know, I actually really love what he’s done with the hedges. 1.3662 0.06419 71 47 22 2
1878 That's our neighbor, M. C. Escher. 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
1879 Welcome to the new normal. 1.3651 0.06901 63 42 19 2
1880 I forget--is that normal? 1.3651 0.07607 63 44 15 4
1881 He’s not my type. We just see things differently. 1.3651 0.07263 63 45 14 4
1882 I still haven't figured out whether it's them or us and I'm not sure I care. 1.3651 0.08253 63 46 11 6
1883 If we don’t wave back maybe he’ll think we didn't notice him 1.3651 0.07607 63 44 15 4
1884 Just when you put up a fence, they build higher. 1.3649 0.06823 74 51 19 4
1885 Do you think that our new neighbor is always going to hang around like that? 1.3649 0.06546 74 50 21 3
1886 This is absolutely my last martini! 1.3649 0.07346 74 53 15 6
1887 There's gotta be an upside to what we're seeing right now!! 1.3649 0.06257 74 54 17 3
1888 He’s an empty nester. All of his kids have dropped out. 1.3649 0.06546 74 55 15 4
1889 Our neighbor’s a republican?! 1.3649 0.07346 74 53 15 6
1890 Of course the geeks would find the loopholes in the zoning laws. 1.3636 0.07941 55 38 14 3
1891 I had a bad feeling when he bought the rights to the airspace. 1.3636 0.06345 66 43 22 1
1892 To be fair, we knew the neighbors were installing a Large Hadron Collider to dabble in that parallel universe thing before we bought this place. 1.3636 0.07675 66 47 14 5
1893 Roger loves hanging out with his neighbors. 1.3636 0.06703 66 44 20 2
1894 I really hope he is able to turn it around. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
1895 The Pandemic turned the world upside down! 1.3636 0.07365 66 46 16 4
1896 I thought they'd have a much harder time selling that property. 1.3636 0.07042 55 36 18 1
1897 Klossner's upside down on his mortgage. 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
1898 He is still trying to get the hang of things. 1.3636 0.05819 77 50 26 1
1899 They say he got it a lot cheaper, but I just couldn't live like that. 1.3636 0.07941 55 38 14 3
1900 He still pines for me in the alternate universe. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
1901 White flight's getting a bit too literal. 1.3636 0.07505 55 37 16 2
1902 This area is zoned for alternative universes, but I can’t put up a hammock in my backyard!? 1.3636 0.07941 55 38 14 3
1903 He may fall for you. 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
1904 He's nice... but we live in two different worlds. 1.3636 0.07941 55 38 14 3
1905 Well Mildred, from his perspective, we are the ones defying gravity. 1.3636 0.06703 66 44 20 2
1906 It's fine. He's entitled to his opinion. 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
1907 Maybe we should get the second dose right before Coachella 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
1908 Upside down mortgages are getting easier to spot these days! 1.3636 0.07365 66 46 16 4
1909 With real estate prices surging, he thought he'd try his luck with unreal estate 1.3636 0.07675 66 47 14 5
1910 I hate it when the neighbour just drops in 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1911 I am so tired of this ‘keeping upside-down with the Joneses’ routine! 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
1912 I think hardcore day drinking is really starting to improve my perspective on the pandemic. 1.3636 0.06703 66 44 20 2
1913 Yeah, and the HOA just banned umbrellas too. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
1914 He still hasn't adapted to life on this side of the world. 1.3626 0.03670 91 69 20 2
1915 At least he took the Trump sign down 1.3625 0.06225 80 56 20 4
1916 The overhead in this place has really become a burden. 1.3625 0.05965 80 53 25 2
1917 It's still no, Hank 1.3625 0.06474 80 57 18 5
1918 Well that’s one way to flip a house. 1.3625 0.06225 80 54 23 3
1919 I thought it would be easier just to move to Australia 1.3625 0.05965 80 55 22 3
1920 Yes it is odd but it’s been a strange year 1.3625 0.05694 80 52 27 1
1921 I miss the 60's. 1.3623 0.06838 69 47 19 3
1922 My new neighbor wants to meet me, but he’s going about it the wrong way. 1.3623 0.07436 69 49 15 5
1923 He's a magician and often brings his work home. 1.3623 0.06838 69 47 19 3
1924 Oh, c'mon, you know, upside down isn't just a metaphor. 1.3623 0.07143 69 48 17 4
1925 I refuse to keep up with the Joneses. 1.3623 0.06184 69 47 20 2
1926 I guess Rhonda really did turn his world upside down. 1.3623 0.06519 69 46 21 2
1927 He’s 180, we’re 182. 1.3623 0.07143 69 48 17 4
1928 These days even Australia doesn't seem so far away. 1.3623 0.06184 69 45 23 1
1929 I don’t know...I just feel like the whole world has turned upside down. 1.3623 0.07143 69 48 17 4
1930 You’re right, the grass does look greener. 1.3623 0.06519 69 46 21 2
1931 When he goes back inside, cha-ching! We collect the change. 1.3621 0.08045 58 41 13 4
1932 Our neighbor is one of those gravity and Covid deniers. 1.3621 0.08045 58 41 13 4
1933 Him? Yeah,bit of an oddball. He keeps talking about a land down under - where women glow and men plunder ... 1.3621 0.07660 58 40 15 3
1934 You never told me that MC Escher was your neighbor! 1.3621 0.07660 58 40 15 3
1935 Is that the Big Man upstairs? 1.3621 0.07660 58 40 15 3
1936 He makes a really good upside down cake. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1937 God, I hate the new neighbors - always trying to one-up us. 1.3614 0.06080 83 56 24 3
1938 He always wanted a place up north. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
1939 I told you not to sell our airspace 1.3611 0.06350 72 48 22 2
1940 I’m thinking we need to add some taller trees near the fence. 1.3611 0.06350 72 48 22 2
1941 Oh, and get this. He actually reads The Atlantic. 1.3611 0.06034 72 47 24 1
1942 How do I know he's in denial? Our drinks don't spill. 1.3611 0.06939 72 50 18 4
1943 No...no. THAT guy lives down the street. THIS is the one who keeps calling my dog "Q" and asking for "orders" 1.3611 0.06939 72 50 18 4
1944 You know, I’ve kinda gotten use to the world being upside down... 1.3611 0.07215 72 51 16 5
1945 Always the contrarian! 1.3607 0.07404 61 42 16 3
1946 He's a nice guy, but we don't share the same point of view. 1.3607 0.06199 61 39 22 0
1947 Heavy hand on the vodka today Millie. 1.3607 0.08439 61 45 10 6
1948 Looks like it's time to update the zoning laws. 1.3607 0.07026 61 41 18 2
1949 He's president of the HOA so there's not much we can do about it. 1.3607 0.07765 61 43 14 4
1950 I am not sure who is looking up and who is looking down 1.3607 0.07404 61 42 16 3
1951 This neighborhood has a high turnover 1.3607 0.07404 61 42 16 3
1952 He's funny; he thinks we're the ones who are upside down. 1.3607 0.06199 61 39 22 0
1953 I was just kidding about that upside-down cake recipe! 1.3605 0.03272 86 68 15 3
1954 Tell me, Betsy: Is he drunk or are we? 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1955 Looks like the Becks were able to flip that house after all. 1.3605 0.07001 86 63 15 8
1956 He always gets out of bed on the wrong side... 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1957 This is the new normal 1.3600 0.06749 75 55 16 4
1958 Never a boring day living next to a mad scientist. 1.3600 0.06477 75 51 21 3
1959 You get a different perspective on the world, living in Australia. 1.3600 0.06749 75 57 13 5
1960 Oh, he’ll be fine once he refinances 1.3600 0.08926 50 36 10 4
1961 I know college weed wasn’t as strong, but when does this stuff start ‘kicking-in’ 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
1962 Nah, he's not our next-door neighbor exactly. 1.3600 0.04892 75 50 25 0
1963 It really has been that kind of year.. 1.3600 0.08456 50 35 12 3
1964 I think it looks like a cloud! 1.3600 0.07011 75 53 17 5
1965 Just don’t look, he’ll never stop if he keeps getting attention. 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
1966 Our new neighbor. His name is Escher 1.3600 0.08926 50 36 10 4
1967 Hey, guys! Do you happen to have an adjustable wrench? 1.3600 0.08926 50 36 10 4
1968 They just moved in next door and are already flipping the house. 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1969 I said we shouldn't have moved to Australia. 1.3596 0.06636 89 64 18 7
1970 Leave it to Harry. He's a one of a kind. I knew he'd come up with his own way of doing things when he got into flipping houses. 1.3594 0.08143 64 47 11 6
1971 I'm all for proper social distancing, but non-euclidian social distancing seems a little extreme. 1.3594 0.07832 64 46 13 5
1972 It’s really only a problem when the kids use their trampoline. 1.3594 0.06816 64 43 19 2
1973 We are in the Venn segment of two alternate universes. 1.3594 0.07171 64 44 17 3
1974 There he goes again, flipping houses! 1.3594 0.06442 64 44 18 2
1975 On the plus side, we get a lot of loose change. 1.3594 0.07171 64 44 17 3
1976 He’s so rich he can afford his own gravity. 1.3594 0.07509 64 45 15 4
1977 Fred is still up in the air about the vaccine 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
1978 Neighbor Bob has messed up his zoom settings again. 1.3590 0.07737 78 59 10 9
1979 Don’t pay any attention... Bob’s in another world. 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
1980 Yep. The world really has turned upside down. 1.3590 0.06315 78 53 22 3
1981 With at all that’s happened this past year, this feels oddly normal 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
1982 Apparently he's perfectly happy having a reverse mortgage. 1.3585 0.08124 53 37 13 3
1983 He just got out of prism 1.3585 0.08559 53 38 11 4
1984 See, the new normal isn't that bad 1.3585 0.07175 53 35 17 1
1985 He's Australian, go figure. 1.3582 0.06957 67 46 18 3
1986 poor guy, when his wife left him it turned his world upside-down. 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
1987 No problem; Just "rotate" and "delete". 1.3582 0.07275 67 50 12 5
1988 He’s thrilled with his reverse mortgage. 1.3582 0.06957 67 46 18 3
1989 anti-maskers really see the world upside down 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
1990 Pay no attention. Everything he does is just to put us down. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1991 He did say he was going to flip it. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1992 He has taken to meditation 1.3580 0.05064 81 60 18 3
1993 It’s a divided country. 1.3571 0.06446 70 47 21 2
1994 He lives in his world, and I live in mine. 1.3571 0.08615 56 41 10 5
1995 I liked it better when his house was under water. 1.3571 0.07060 70 49 17 4
1996 Isn't that house a little upscale for this neighborhood? 1.3571 0.06760 70 48 19 3
1997 It all depends on your perspective. 1.3571 0.06760 70 48 19 3
1998 He’s so darn good at home improvements. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
1999 . . . democrat 1.3571 0.07825 56 39 14 3
2000 And that’s when our world got flipped-turned upside down 1.3571 0.07825 56 39 14 3
2001 Oh, look. There’s Flip. 1.3571 0.08229 56 40 12 4
2002 After the break-up, he always said he'd get over me." 1.3571 0.08229 56 40 12 4
2003 Ever wonder if everyone else has it all figured out? 1.3571 0.07825 56 39 14 3
2004 Have you considered seeing things from his point of view? 1.3571 0.06760 70 48 19 3
2005 I bet he didn't get a permit for that. 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
2006 He did say he’s moving up in the world. 1.3571 0.06446 70 47 21 2
2007 Just happy his is not an ocean-front! 1.3563 0.05890 87 59 25 3
2008 Is it bad that i'm not even surprised this is happening? 1.3562 0.06578 73 50 20 3
2009 There's Henry again, thinking he's above us. 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
2010 The sprawl in this burrow is getting ridiculous. 1.3559 0.07156 59 40 17 2
2011 Jose is from the Southern Hemisphere. 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
2012 It's so hard to keep upside down with the Jones. 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
2013 He said he's going to put in a trampoline for his kid. 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
2014 When they moved to the neighborhood he and his wife had a falling out. 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
2015 What’s wrong with his hand 1.3559 0.07156 59 40 17 2
2016 They did warn us that the neighbor is a theoretical physicist and is somewhat eccentric. 1.3556 0.08502 45 31 12 2
2017 He's actually very down to earth. 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
2018 So far, the sky isn't falling. But that could be next. 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
2019 It’s my ex. Just ignore him. 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
2020 Apparently the alternate universe hasn't gone thru 2020 yet. They look happy. 1.3553 0.06676 76 53 19 4
2021 The city said it's a zoning issue... 1.3548 0.06936 62 42 18 2
2022 Uppity neighbors! 1.3548 0.07660 62 44 14 4
2023 I've got no idea who he is. There's a lot of turnover here. 1.3548 0.07660 62 44 14 4
2024 I wonder how much he made flipping that one. 1.3548 0.06936 62 42 18 2
2025 I'm telling you Amy, even on International Women's day, men will do ANYTHING to show us they are still the most powerful ! 1.3548 0.07660 62 44 14 4
2026 Don't pay any attention. He's just showing off his new inversion therapy machine. 1.3548 0.07660 62 44 14 4
2027 Yes...Money does fall on trees 1.3548 0.07998 62 45 12 5
2028 I think he's taking social distancing a little too far. 1.3548 0.07660 62 44 14 4
2029 He bought my air rights. 1.3548 0.07660 62 46 11 5
2030 He’s upside-down on his mortgage, but he doesn’t seem to mind. 1.3548 0.08322 62 46 10 6
2031 Things sure have changed round here since Mr Möbius moved in. 1.3548 0.07660 62 44 14 4
2032 I hope his trash has the same gravity. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
2033 It’s complicated. 1.3544 0.05985 79 56 21 2
2034 Greg found a way around the NIMBY problem. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
2035 Tom thinks he can be on the next episode of Flip That House. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
2036 I think he's finally flipped out Just ignore him Edith 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
2037 The epidemic turned his world upside down. 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
2038 Don't ask. 1.3542 0.08675 48 34 11 3
2039 We should've built a taller fence 1.3538 0.07413 65 46 15 4
2040 Apparently your husband's gravity reversal machine works. 1.3538 0.07082 65 45 17 3
2041 I love this neighborhood because it's multi-dimensional. 1.3538 0.07082 65 45 17 3
2042 Selling our air rights seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.3538 0.06734 65 44 19 2
2043 Oh, he's just celebrating his reverse mortgage. 1.3538 0.07413 65 46 15 4
2044 I wonder how all this looks from his perspective. 1.3538 0.06734 65 44 19 2
2045 ˙˙˙pooɥɹoqɥƃᴉǝu ǝɥʇ sǝoƃ ǝɹǝɥʇ 1.3538 0.07731 65 47 13 5
2046 There are literally no upsides to being his neighbor. 1.3538 0.07413 65 46 15 4
2047 Watch it, he's trying to look down your blouse. 1.3537 0.06104 82 60 17 5
2048 At this point, all I care about is if he’s vaccinated. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
2049 When we get our shots, everything will return to normal. 1.3537 0.06104 82 56 23 3
2050 Poor guy. I understand that he's upside down on his mortgage. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
2051 Exactly how many cups of sugar does this pineapple cake have? 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
2052 Oh, sure! He seems friendly enough but don't you get the impression he looks down on us? 1.3529 0.07186 68 48 16 4
2053 I guess Ted's more upside down with his mortgage than we realized. 1.3529 0.07833 51 35 14 2
2054 We hear he's upside down on his mortgage. 1.3529 0.06547 68 46 20 2
2055 This doesn't look like China! How deep did I dig! 1.3529 0.08051 68 51 10 7
2056 Looks like the upside down man moved in 1.3529 0.06196 85 59 22 4
2057 It's an ongoing neighborhood debate. Which of us is upside down? 1.3529 0.08778 51 37 10 4
2058 The shrubbery is warning that he’s definitely not in our bubble! 1.3529 0.05476 85 64 18 3
2059 Sometimes it's like frank is smiling down on us, but then I realize he's upsidedown." 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
2060 Ok... what’s in that weed? 1.3529 0.07833 51 35 14 2
2061 I really don't know. Maybe glue on his shoes. 1.3529 0.08778 51 37 10 4
2062 He tries hard to be upright 1.3529 0.08778 51 37 10 4
2063 I see our neighbour is taking inversion therapy to the next level. 1.3529 0.06203 68 45 22 1
2064 42 offers, went $100K over asking. 1.3529 0.07042 85 63 14 8
2065 No, his is split-level. 1.3529 0.06874 68 47 18 3
2066 The HOA sent him a warning Thursday, and he has until next Thursday to get things right side up or face fines. 1.3521 0.07532 71 52 13 6
2067 Be careful what you wish for 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
2068 Nice trick, Dan, but from where we sit, you're the one who's upside down. 1.3521 0.06375 71 48 21 2
2069 He claims it eliminates his Carbon footprint. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
2070 That's our neighbor Carl - he's a bit of a contrarian. 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
2071 You know ... this pandemic thing has turned the whole world upside down! 1.3521 0.06375 71 48 21 2
2072 I told him I’d only date him if he radically changed his perception of women 1.3521 0.06683 71 51 16 4
2073 Something is upside down here. Are we in Flip that House or Stranger Things? 1.3521 0.06375 71 48 21 2
2074 He’s a nice guy... but you can’t really say he’s a down-to-earth kind of guy 1.3521 0.06375 71 48 21 2
2075 Gary really has turned his life around—good for him. 1.3519 0.09217 54 41 7 6
2076 Since his wife left him his life has been upside down. 1.3519 0.08425 54 39 11 4
2077 OMG! Carol! Linda!...you’re upside down! 1.3519 0.07072 54 36 17 1
2078 I've been uneasy ever since that anti-gravity scientist moved in next door. 1.3519 0.08000 54 38 13 3
2079 I can see Australia from my house. 1.3519 0.08000 54 38 13 3
2080 Yeah, they are always high. It's really annoying." 1.3519 0.07550 54 37 15 2
2081 Sure, he's benevolent, but I I could do without the Almighty attitude. 1.3516 0.05270 91 63 26 2
2082 Damn those bloody Australians and their 'We got covid right' smugness. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
2083 Our new neighbor. I baked him an upside down cake. 1.3514 0.06506 74 51 20 3
2084 He must have dropped his keys again. 1.3509 0.07294 57 41 13 3
2085 I'd rather be underwater." 1.3509 0.08485 57 42 10 5
2086 If he gets any closer we´ll have to put masks on 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
2087 I told him that all I needed in a relationship was a roof over my head. 1.3509 0.06851 57 38 18 1
2088 This gives new meaning to "Not In My Backyard.' 1.3509 0.07294 57 39 16 2
2089 He's been like that ever since Fox News declared Biden as the winner. 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
2090 We’re lucky they don’t have Adirondack chairs.” 1.3509 0.07294 57 39 16 2
2091 A devastating example of the world turned upside down! 1.3506 0.06066 77 52 23 2
2092 He has always fancied himself above us. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
2093 They say there’s big money in house flipping....but I don’t get it! 1.3506 0.06341 77 53 21 3
2094 I see Roger wants to drop in again 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
2095 Maybe build a taller fence? 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
2096 It's Mr. Escher. He's an artist, I hear. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
2097 See I told you our worlds weren't so far apart! 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
2098 How much vodka did you put in the punch? 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
2099 Which one of us do you think he's hitting on? 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
2100 The H.O.A. sent him a notice. 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
2101 It's all done with mirrors. 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
2102 Don’t wave. He’s weird. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
2103 Trust me Janine, Robert Frost had it all wrong. 1.3500 0.08174 60 44 11 5
2104 It's easier not to keep up with Jones. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
2105 I wonder if they will ever move back to the city? 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
2106 Ignore him. He keeps asking how my drink stays in the glass. 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
2107 I just feel like this country is more divided than ever. 1.3500 0.07061 60 41 17 2
2108 I don’t feel anything yet, how about you ? 1.3500 0.08512 60 45 9 6
2109 And he’s one of those “the world is flat” people ! 1.3500 0.06649 60 40 19 1
2110 As a prototype it’s great but I wonder about the cost. 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
2111 Oh hey Joe! How' s it hanging? 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
2112 Pride goes before the fall. And hand-waving. 1.3492 0.06463 63 42 20 1
2113 Ignore him; he'll turn your life upside down. 1.3492 0.06054 63 41 22 0
2114 We have different points of views on some things, but overall he's a good neighbor 1.3492 0.07212 63 44 16 3
2115 What did you say was in this iced tea again? 1.3492 0.07890 63 49 9 5
2116 Hello from the other side! 1.3492 0.06848 63 45 15 3
2117 Don't wave, it will only encourage him. 1.3492 0.06848 63 43 18 2
2118 You were right. He never did figure out which way is up. 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
2119 It’s amicable! I got the house, he got the cloud. 1.3492 0.07212 63 44 16 3
2120 Maybe we should start going to homeowners association meetings. 1.3492 0.06463 63 42 20 1
2121 Just ignore him. He’s always going on about alternative facts. 1.3492 0.07890 63 46 12 5
2122 I don’t think I could get used to it, but did you hear how much cheaper his rent is up there? 1.3492 0.07212 63 44 16 3
2123 Some people have taken this "alternative facts thing" too far. 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
2124 Don't look now. I think he is trying to get our attention. 1.3488 0.05428 86 62 21 3
2125 I try to not get too chummy with neighbors. 1.3488 0.05169 86 63 20 3
2126 Apparently the divorce turned his life upside down. 1.3488 0.06773 86 63 16 7
2127 I’d like him okay as a neighbor, but he likes to flip houses. 1.3485 0.06652 66 45 19 2
2128 These are truly unprecedented times. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
2129 I always thought 'top-down remodeling' meant something else. 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
2130 Sometimes I feel that my world is just upside down. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
2131 I always said this low-density housing was a bad idea 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
2132 Our new neighbors the Eschers are friendly, but a little odd 1.3485 0.06994 66 46 17 3
2133 Well, I guess that’s his truth 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
2134 His name is Hayerup Sydown. He's always shouting it to me. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
2135 When you're living in a parallel universe, you can't be picky about your neighbors. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2136 My neighbor is under house arrest, he broke The Law of Gravity. 1.3483 0.05559 89 63 23 3
2137 He's got such an enigmatic smile, but maybe that's just a matter of perspective. 1.3478 0.06134 69 46 22 1
2138 Straight vodka on a sunny day changes everything. 1.3478 0.06472 69 47 20 2
2139 Get ready for the poop shower. Bob has a Great Dane. 1.3478 0.06472 69 47 20 2
2140 He's a strategist for the RNC 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
2141 The marketing for Stranger Things is getting out of hand 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
2142 After this last year I feel the world is upside down 1.3478 0.06472 69 49 17 3
2143 The new neighbors, the Eschers just moved in. 1.3478 0.05776 69 49 18 2
2144 I think we’re gonna need a bigger fence. 1.3478 0.07100 69 49 16 4
2145 Odd fellow. Not very down to earth. 1.3478 0.07100 69 49 16 4
2146 Harold had read that this would make it appear longer 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
2147 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a magician. So what? 1.3478 0.09936 46 35 6 5
2148 That’s Howard....He likes flipping houses. 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
2149 Janice, what did you put in this tea? 1.3478 0.06472 69 47 20 2
2150 Sure, we occasionally find something odd in our yard, but for the most part, it works out! 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
2151 He signed up for a reverse mortgage 1.3472 0.06305 72 49 21 2
2152 These full moons sure seem close 1.3472 0.07443 72 53 13 6
2153 Now that’s taking eavesdropping to a new heights 1.3472 0.06305 72 49 21 2
2154 I hate when neighbors drop in. 1.3472 0.06608 72 50 19 3
2155 I told you I didn't like the new HOA... 1.3472 0.07175 72 52 15 5
2156 Next thing you know, Herb will be dropping in on us for dinner each night! 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
2157 Please don’t wave back, it just enables him. 1.3472 0.07175 72 52 15 5
2158 His builder was Australian. 1.3469 0.08527 49 35 11 3
2159 The Turveys are so nice, and Topsy is just a darling. 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
2160 He is some kind of scientist. 1.3467 0.05849 75 50 24 1
2161 People are just more down to earth in the suburbs 1.3467 0.06710 75 55 15 5
2162 He's the author of that new best seller "Upside Down Thinking" ! 1.3467 0.05196 75 58 14 3
2163 The last owner bought it last month and flipped it. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
2164 I’m still not sure I like the ceiling fan. 1.3462 0.08186 52 37 12 3
2165 It’s all a matter of perspective...and Velcro shoes. 1.3462 0.07711 52 36 14 2
2166 That's my neighbor from down under. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
2167 I worry it's only a matter of time before the neighbors start dropping down unexpectedly. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
2168 Is that 6 feet? 1.3462 0.08634 52 38 10 4
2169 It’s one of the issues with living right on the state line 1.3462 0.08186 52 37 12 3
2170 Don't look. He is making a scene. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
2171 Yea some Republican moved in next door and he tells me my house is upside down ! 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
2172 Jennifer, I think we be trippin’! 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
2173 If HE’s right, WE’re upside down 1.3457 0.06373 81 59 17 5
2174 He's movin' on up. To the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky, in fact. 1.3455 0.07879 55 39 13 3
2175 That's odd. He's only got 4 fingers... 1.3455 0.09071 55 42 7 6
2176 He’s taking a class on how to turn your life around. 1.3455 0.07879 55 39 13 3
2177 Do you want to come upstairs to my basement? 1.3452 0.05987 84 58 23 3
2178 He did say the divorce turned his world upside down. 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
2179 Well, we have to rake all his leaves every fall, but we usually get most of his apples. 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
2180 It’s really cool living right next to the equator! 1.3448 0.07193 58 40 16 2
2181 He makes his living flipping houses. 1.3448 0.06759 58 39 18 1
2182 NASA said it might be close, but not to worry. 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
2183 It's not just the housing prices that are sky-high around here. 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
2184 I noticed Bill looks different. Is he wearing hair gel? 1.3448 0.07193 58 40 16 2
2185 I think he keeps doing it because he knows it creeps me out. 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
2186 Has the Flat Earth Society folded? 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
2187 You know, we try to be neighborly, but they have a completely different world view. 1.3448 0.07193 58 40 16 2
2188 They're doing amazing things with Velcro these days. 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
2189 Hello from the parallel universe 1.3448 0.07990 58 42 12 4
2190 The HOA board doesn’t know what to do with him 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
2191 He's friendly enough but I always get the feeling he's talking down to us. 1.3448 0.07193 58 40 16 2
2192 It was unsettling at first, but we’ve gotten used to having a neighbor that says hello. 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
2193 That upside-down mortgage was no lie. 1.3443 0.07712 61 44 13 4
2194 I divorced him because he was so needy for attention. 1.3443 0.06564 61 41 19 1
2195 Every once in awhile my medical marijuana kicks in. 1.3443 0.08059 61 45 11 5
2196 Well this gives 'bottoms up' a whole new meaning. 1.3443 0.06968 61 42 17 2
2197 Greetings from Australia! 1.3443 0.06968 61 42 17 2
2198 I sorta thought he was an upright guy. Now we know. 1.3443 0.07712 61 44 13 4
2199 No man is an island, but Earl is a stalactite 1.3443 0.08059 61 45 11 5
2200 That's my new neighbor. He only bought the property to flip it. 1.3443 0.08391 61 46 9 6
2201 When you said he lived just over the fence I didn’t think that’s what you meant 1.3443 0.08391 61 46 9 6
2202 I can see where you’ve got your other hand, Lou! 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
2203 Damn pandemic. Drink Phyllis drink! 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
2204 I had a vision of Heaven, and it looked suspiciously familiar. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
2205 That's Stan. He always waves when he goes by. 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
2206 He's a Republican.... but a non-Trump Republican. 1.3438 0.06762 64 50 9 5
2207 It has something to do with living on the International Date Line. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
2208 My glass is half-full, his is half-empty. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
2209 Is this another long hauler symptom? 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
2210 Don’t mind Dale, he’s a gravity truther. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
2211 It's annoying. He keeps dropping in unexpectedly! 1.3438 0.06385 64 43 20 1
2212 We did have to give up nude croquet. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
2213 You know, he's really a nice guy, but I do wish he wasn't always hanging around. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
2214 One of those neighbors who’s always looking to drop on in. 1.3438 0.06385 64 43 20 1
2215 Should we ask him to drop in? 1.3438 0.06762 64 44 18 2
2216 Looks like Bill found a way to turn his frown upside down after all. 1.3438 0.06762 64 44 18 2
2217 I keep telling you, the world is turning upside down. 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
2218 We've always looked up to each other. 1.3433 0.06573 67 46 19 2
2219 Australian, commuter. 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 17 3
2220 They say fences make good neighbors, but this turns my world upside down 1.3433 0.06219 67 47 18 2
2221 I love my neighbors but they're always thinking up ways to make me think I'm crazy. 1.3433 0.05444 67 52 12 3
2222 The worst is when he makes it rain. 1.3433 0.06908 67 51 11 5
2223 He is a friend from down under, who says it’s heaven up there. 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
2224 Dr. Fauci said that might be other side effects. 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
2225 Now there’s a guy who spent the pandemic year productively. 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
2226 That's what happens when you get a reverse mortgage. 1.3429 0.05714 70 46 24 0
2227 I miss gravity sometimes, but I love the amazing sunsets. 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
2228 I just don’t get why everyone doesn’t see things our way. 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
2229 Now that's what a clever cartoonist does when he runs out of real estate. 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
2230 Wowwww Steve is taking that turn a frown upside down thing to a whole new level! 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
2231 After spending a year in lockdown, the Upside Down doesn't seem that strange anymore. 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
2232 I say, got any Grey Poupon? 1.3429 0.06398 70 48 20 2
2233 Ask him if Barb is REALLY still alive. 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
2234 His upside down cake is to die for 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
2235 That’s the signal for us to go inside. He’s about to start a fire in his fireplace to kill all the mosquitoes. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
2236 Bob's very serious about the whole "multiverse" thing. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
2237 Things are up in the air at the moment. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
2238 Didn't Judy Collins have a song about this? 1.3425 0.07610 73 55 11 7
2239 He got a minor zoning variance. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
2240 Our new neighbor- M.C. something." 1.3421 0.06367 76 55 17 4
2241 It's an odd way to live, but I've heard that house flipping I can be very profitable. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
2242 You're the one who wanted to have him over. 1.3421 0.06085 76 52 22 2
2243 We're going to need to talk to someone at the Neighborhood Association about this. 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
2244 Well you always said he was an inverted snob. 1.3421 0.07621 76 58 10 8
2245 We haven't decided how we feel about having a magician in the neighborhood. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
2246 I guess that's what happens when you move in with an uptown girl 1.3421 0.06367 76 53 20 3
2247 Turns out selling our air rights was a mistake 1.3418 0.06467 79 59 15 5
2248 He’s always been a one-upper. 1.3418 0.05944 79 54 23 2
2249 Just pretend you don’t see anything. 1.3418 0.05944 79 62 13 4
2250 At least he doesn’t have a barking dog. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
2251 Well, it's sure been a pretty topsy-turvy year! 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
2252 I hate when neighbors feel they can just drop in! 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
2253 Oh,that's my next floor neighbor 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
2254 He wanted to see how bats lived. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
2255 I’m blaming this on the zoning board. 1.3415 0.06066 82 57 22 3
2256 That's our new neighbor. He's from Australia. 1.3404 0.08204 47 33 12 2
2257 The new normal is weird. 1.3404 0.08204 47 33 12 2
2258 On a flip side, it seems like really nice over there 1.3404 0.07620 47 32 14 1
2259 I wonder what the flat earthers are gonna say about this 1.3404 0.08204 47 33 12 2
2260 If gravity doesn't get him the HOA will. 1.3400 0.08857 50 37 9 4
2261 The waving I don't mind. The lawn mowing is another story. 1.3400 0.07346 50 34 15 1
2262 He’s a science denier. He thinks gravity is a hoax. 1.3396 0.08495 53 39 10 4
2263 I'm certain that's an HOA violation. 1.3396 0.07098 53 36 16 1
2264 I guess today's cannabis is really a lot stronger. 1.3396 0.08495 53 39 10 4
2265 You used the mushrooms from the fridge on the pizza, right? 1.3396 0.08495 53 39 10 4
2266 It's the same old story. I say "up." He says "down." 1.3396 0.07098 53 36 16 1
2267 See, I told you the Earth isn’t flat. 1.3396 0.08495 53 39 10 4
2268 He keeps telling me I'm upside down; but I've got ten of his wallets, twelve of his checkbooks, and over a thousand dollars in cash that prove me right. 1.3396 0.08495 53 39 10 4
2269 Don't wave back. He's just trying to lord it over us. 1.3396 0.08495 53 39 10 4
2270 He’s back to borrow eggs again? 1.3393 0.06874 56 38 17 1
2271 He really adds a new dimension to the neighborhood. 1.3393 0.08557 56 42 9 5
2272 Wow! It is a topsy turvy world . 1.3393 0.07761 56 40 13 3
2273 He said he was making his address cloud-based, too. 1.3393 0.07331 56 39 15 2
2274 I think you'll find being President of the Homeowners Association comes with it's own set of challenges. 1.3393 0.06874 56 38 17 1
2275 There he goes again showing off his event horizon. 1.3393 0.05854 56 43 11 2
2276 So the HOA allows this but I can’t put my garbage out till midnight. 1.3390 0.08585 59 45 8 6
2277 I predict he'll regret taking that reverse mortgage. 1.3390 0.07094 59 41 16 2
2278 Mr. Haskell has been giddy since he took out that reverse mortgage 1.3390 0.07094 59 41 16 2
2279 He flips houses on the weekends. 1.3390 0.07494 59 42 14 3
2280 Good Morning Sydney 1.3390 0.08585 59 45 8 6
2281 Brace yourself, Ron's as high as a kite. 1.3390 0.07494 59 42 14 3
2282 Do you see him too? 1.3390 0.07094 59 41 16 2
2283 My therapist called it a 'shift in perspective'. 1.3390 0.07094 59 41 16 2
2284 Ignore him. He'll do anything for attention. 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
2285 Can you believe a guy like him is unattached? 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
2286 Toldja. He's upside down on his mortgage. 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
2287 No I really haven’t had any side effects from the vaccine. My neighbor on the other hand... 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
2288 So good to be back to reality... 1.3390 0.07494 59 42 14 3
2289 He’s living in the upside down. 1.3390 0.06669 59 40 18 1
2290 I’m seeing things much clearer with those gummies 1.3390 0.06669 59 40 18 1
2291 We're getting along just fine after our little discussion about picking up the dog droppings. 1.3387 0.06877 62 43 17 2
2292 Ten years ago all you could see were farmers' fields--and the sky. 1.3387 0.06481 62 42 19 1
2293 Some people will do anything to get attention. 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
2294 I'll admit it, moving from the city to the suburbs has given me a new perspective on things. 1.3387 0.07607 62 45 13 4
2295 Did you ever think maybe we're upside down? 1.3387 0.07607 62 45 13 4
2296 I thought you didn't tell him where we live. 1.3387 0.06877 62 43 17 2
2297 Tell Alexa I was kidding. 1.3387 0.08273 62 47 9 6
2298 Don’t wave back, you’ll only encourage him. 1.3387 0.06481 62 42 19 1
2299 Does he know we can see what’s behind the fence? 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
2300 He just moved here from Australia so it's going to take him a while to adjust. 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
2301 Now I know why it said only eat half a cookie. 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
2302 Tell me, Alice, is he wrong side up or are we? 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
2303 His pineapple upside down cake is always a hit at the block party 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
2304 It's a great way to get around zoning laws. 1.3385 0.06308 65 44 20 1
2305 He never could say goodbye. 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
2306 Believe it or not... and we had an attorney double check the covenants... there's nothing in them about "alternative facts". 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
2307 There's a high turnover in this neighborhood. 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
2308 you feeling it now? 1.3385 0.06678 65 45 18 2
2309 So that’s what they mean by an “alternate universe.” 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
2310 The neighbors are really moving up in the world! 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
2311 I had hoped things would improve after the election. 1.3385 0.04535 65 50 15 0
2312 Can you believe he thinks WE are upside down? 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
2313 His world has been upside down since the 2020 election. 1.3382 0.06825 68 48 17 3
2314 See, it's not our world that's upside down. 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
2315 Things have been different since the Eschers moved in next door. 1.3382 0.06495 68 47 19 2
2316 When I said,”come over sometime” that turned out to be quite an understatement. 1.3382 0.06148 68 46 21 1
2317 Don’t look up. It’s you-know-who again. 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
2318 Uh oh, the magnetic poles have flipped. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
2319 Ask him not to water the plants today. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
2320 It began with alternate facts . . . 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
2321 I’m so sick of social distancing 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
2322 I like a neighbor who waves, but he never drops by. 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
2323 We're friendly now. He's finally over me 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
2324 I wish he would call before dropping in. 1.3380 0.06326 71 49 20 2
2325 Relatively speaking, we're both upside down 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
2326 I have got to find out what brand of hair gel he uses. 1.3380 0.05999 71 48 22 1
2327 He looks even more creepy upside down! 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
2328 I see the Eschers moved in... 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
2329 Used to have a great view of the mountains. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
2330 Yes, the neighbors are prone to drop in at anytime. 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
2331 He's trying to sell everybody on the idea that the world is topsy turvy. 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
2332 Good rifts in the space-time continuum make good neighbors. 1.3378 0.06462 74 55 15 4
2333 I always say 'You're entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts.' 1.3378 0.06168 74 51 21 2
2334 If I wave back does that mean the therapy is working? 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
2335 I heard he’s upside down on his mortgage. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
2336 We turned our frowns upside down, happy now? 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
2337 He did say he was planning to flip that house. 1.3377 0.06022 77 53 22 2
2338 Wave hello to Mr. Escher... 1.3377 0.06022 77 53 22 2
2339 It never fails to amaze me that their sattelite is able to maintain such a close geosynchronous orbit. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
2340 Greg must have misplaced the remote again. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
2341 He's a bit of a contrarian but Jim likes him. 1.3375 0.05885 80 55 23 2
2342 The world really has turned upside down. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
2343 He's been watching STRANGER THINGS again. 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
2344 I like his drawings, but I'm glad we didn't buy a house by MC Escher. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
2345 Incredible. All this time and the coins still haven't fallen out. 1.3373 0.07125 83 63 12 8
2346 They never said this would be a side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine but I love it! 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
2347 This drink. You made...interesting. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
2348 Dear brain: there was nothing better to imagine in the clouds than my husband waving? 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
2349 What’s the name of the tea you made? 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
2350 My neighbor Bruce has seemed a little unsettled since he moved here from Australia. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
2351 That's one of the stranger things I've seen this year. 1.3333 0.06233 66 47 17 2
2352 We still haven't figured out how it rains, but we've got some disturbing theories. 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
2353 Oh look, our neighbor's putting his house up for sale. 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
2354 Oh, so this is what you meant when you said your neighbour was 'well hung' 1.3333 0.07763 60 44 12 4
2355 I feel like this pandemic is turning the whole world upside down. 1.3333 0.06255 72 50 20 2
2356 Ever wonder if we're the gravity deniers? 1.3333 0.09535 45 34 7 4
2357 Are we the counter culture or is he? 1.3333 0.06137 60 40 20 0
2358 What exactly is in this drink? 1.3333 0.07493 48 33 14 1
2359 He's friendly, but I don't like dating guys outside my own parallel universe. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
2360 He's nice, but not very down to earth. 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
2361 That's our new neighbor, Mr. Escher. You should see the stairs leading to his back door. 1.3333 0.08359 54 40 10 4
2362 That man will do anything for attention. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
2363 He got a reverse mortgage. 1.3333 0.06876 48 32 16 0
2364 Meet our new neighbor. He's just moved in from Australia. 1.3333 0.07763 60 44 12 4
2365 Yes, that's Christopher Nolan. 1.3333 0.06779 57 39 17 1
2366 The smile merely masks an overbearing personality. 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
2367 He doesn't comprehend the gravity of this situation. 1.3333 0.07231 51 35 15 1
2368 We did hear that the houses were built on top of each other, and they weren’t kidding! 1.3333 0.06560 72 53 15 4
2369 Yeh, well, apart from that he's really pretty conventional. 1.3333 0.06581 60 43 15 2
2370 Look Rick, it's over. 1.3333 0.06596 66 46 18 2
2371 Nice neighbors, but "how's the weather up there?" is getting a bit old. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
2372 They flipped the house. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
2373 After a few drinks I can't tell if it's him or me. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
2374 He seems nice enough, but there's something odd about him that I can't quite figure out. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
2375 Maybe that was one too many gummies... 1.3333 0.07477 54 38 14 2
2376 Yes, but is his grass greener? 1.3333 0.08245 51 37 11 3
2377 Hi, neighbor. We just moved here from Australia. 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
2378 It's just the Pandemic Parallel Universe thing again. . . 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
2379 He goes all out for bat season. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
2380 This ain’t Inception and he’s no Leonardo DiCaprio! 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
2381 Must be a Trump supporter. 1.3333 0.06391 75 55 16 4
2382 Did you invite the neighbors over? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
2383 If you say 'new normal,' so help me God... 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
2384 It’s the Trump effect. 1.3333 0.08427 57 43 9 5
2385 He never calls first, he always just drops in. 1.3333 0.07401 72 54 12 6
2386 Hey Mildred, besides the hot flashes' did things ever get really turned around? 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
2387 I'm just waiting for him to come down from his high house. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
2388 Didn't realize the new neighbours were from Australia! 1.3333 0.07390 60 43 14 3
2389 The neighborhood's just not the same since the Eschers moved in next door. 1.3333 0.07477 54 38 14 2
2390 I’ll wave when he stops walking his dog on my side of the fence. 1.3333 0.07401 72 54 12 6
2391 I’ll be happy when the planets are no longer in alignment. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
2392 I think he flips houses for a living. 1.3333 0.06078 69 47 21 1
2393 ...as if the whole world revolves around him. 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
2394 When I asked him to explain the phrase, 'literally and figuratively', he told me that his plans for the weekend were "up in the air". 1.3333 0.05948 84 61 19 4
2395 It's only ever a problem when he uses his leaf blower. 1.3333 0.07231 51 35 15 1
2396 If that's the best they can do with that extra dimension, why bother? 1.3333 0.06997 60 42 16 2
2397 There's got to be an upside. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
2398 I don't like to share space, either, but it's the only way we could afford to buy our house. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
2399 It started with his penchant for pineapple upside-down cake...and just snowballed from there !!! 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
2400 He makes a wonderful upside down cake. 1.3333 0.07226 57 42 12 3
2401 Who knew the tear in the multiverse would end up being so banal? 1.3333 0.08707 51 38 9 4
2402 He said she turned his world upside-down. 1.3333 0.07390 60 43 14 3
2403 I hate when he drops in like that 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
2404 Mary, Ive always known, the world is upside down, now the proof is in our backyard. 1.3333 0.06596 66 46 18 2
2405 It gives new meaning to Airbnb. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
2406 No, I haven't invited him over. We don't exactly see eye to eye. 1.3333 0.06997 60 42 16 2
2407 Don't look. It just encourages him. 1.3333 0.06997 60 42 16 2
2408 Is it him or us that's high?? 1.3333 0.08063 48 34 12 2
2409 Who knew I could get so comfortable with my world turned upside down. But then came the year 2020... 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
2410 He’s managed to hang on for a really long time 1.3333 0.05934 72 49 22 1
2411 I regret not also using this pandemic year to learn a new skill like defying gravity. 1.3333 0.06997 60 44 13 3
2412 He seems quite friendly in an awkward sort of way. 1.3333 0.06233 66 45 20 1
2413 I hate it when the neighbors don't obey the laws of gravity! 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
2414 ?uoy era woh, olleH 1.3333 0.07754 51 36 13 2
2415 Globalization really has brought China a lot closer. 1.3333 0.07477 54 38 14 2
2416 You should see Mr. Schrödinger's cat. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
2417 Oh, that's my neighbor, Yin. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
2418 What do you know about the theory of parallel universes? 1.3333 0.06233 66 45 20 1
2419 That’s my neighbor Bill. He’s gone to all this trouble, and you know what? His leaves still fall into my yard. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
2420 I only suggested that he turn over a new leaf in his life. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
2421 Well, it’s not better or worse; just different. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
2422 Oh, he’s Australian. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2423 And then I changed his password. 1.3333 0.06102 75 55 18 2
2424 They have great sex. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
2425 As my mother used to say, 'It's a topsy-turvy world". 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
2426 I remember when topsy-turvy was just a figure of speech. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
2427 Have you met John? He just moved here from Australia. 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
2428 Yeah, yeah, I know, Command-R. It doesn't make any difference! 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
2429 And he has the nerve to tell us we’re the ones who are upside-down. 1.3333 0.06560 72 54 15 3
2430 Oh, that’s just Martin. He’s already in March 2022. 1.3333 0.08245 51 37 11 3
2431 And now the Universe forgot to lock its screen orientation. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
2432 He’s so uppity. 1.3333 0.07390 60 43 14 3
2433 Maybe it is we who are different 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
2434 Don’t look, he’ll do anything to get our attention. 1.3333 0.06078 69 50 17 2
2435 Ydwoh robhgien! 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
2436 Embracing the new normal? . 1.3333 0.05934 72 49 22 1
2437 You know, it's things like this that make me think I'm trapped in an unfunny New Yorker cartoon. 1.3333 0.08768 54 41 8 5
2438 Ever since the pandemic, hs world has been turned upside down 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
2439 I mean overall Margo, I feel just fine. Took the second dose just yesterday. It's my neighbor I'm worried about. 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
2440 It's only a problem when he sunbathes nude. 1.3333 0.07390 60 43 14 3
2441 Have you seen the movie Inception? This is a dream within a dream 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
2442 This country’s getting really polarized, soon we’ll be debating whether gravity is rea-... oh my 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
2443 yah he’s really friendly, he’s always first to tell us how the weather is up there 1.3333 0.07156 63 47 12 4
2444 Seems normal 1.3333 0.08046 57 42 11 4
2445 Either the brownie’s working, or Dave really is upside down. 1.3333 0.06779 57 39 17 1
2446 Ahh, edibles. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
2447 We looked at that house but it just didn't have enough natural light. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2448 The architect and the engineers weren't on the same page 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2449 The space station is nice but I miss Earth. 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
2450 The neighbors are Democrats. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
2451 We have different political views. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
2452 Ever since his wife left him. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
2453 This is what happens when Christopher Nolan buys the house next door. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
2454 In this neighborhood, sometimes it's hard to keep up. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
2455 That’s Carl. He bought before the bubble burst. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
2456 Ignore him. He thinks he's David Copperfield because he clicks on the Flip Vertical option on his iPhone. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
2457 You know, '6 feet apart' typically implies horizontally. 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
2458 I've been saying that Covid has turned the world upside down, but this is a a bit much! 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
2459 With all these Australian immigrants, I hardly recognize this neighborhood anymore. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
2460 He's always too busy to drop in. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
2461 He’ll do anything to get noticed. 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
2462 This lockdwn has caused my poor neighbor to get upside down on his mortgage. 1.3288 0.06773 73 55 13 5
2463 The schools are great but the neighbors are a little strange. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2464 He says he's making money flipping the house 1.3286 0.07258 70 54 10 6
2465 Sometimes it's as if he lives on another planet. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2466 Hang in there neighbor! 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
2467 I heard he turned the house upside down looking for his wallet. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
2468 I knew he had a problem with helium by the way he talked 1.3286 0.06345 70 49 19 2
2469 What kind of tea was this again? 1.3286 0.06009 70 48 21 1
2470 So that's what "an upside down mortgage" looks like. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2471 It's a zoning violation but it helps the parking problem 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2472 Are you sure you followed the sourdough recipe correctly?” 1.3286 0.06345 70 49 19 2
2473 Drop by any time," I told him. He says, "Let me work on that." Now I know why 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2474 Hiw’d he get that approved by the Home Owner’s Association? 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2475 I just wish he stop doing that. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2476 Do you think he ever wears pants 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2477 And it’s only Tuesday. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2478 He’s nice, but he views things very differently than me. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2479 Yes, I can see Australia from my house! 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
2480 At least it's not snowing! 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2481 Next time break the gummies in half. 1.3284 0.05781 67 45 22 0
2482 No matter what you say, he always has an opposite point of view. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
2483 I told you that the LSD was good 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
2484 Don't encourage him, Wanda. Some men will do anything to attract attention. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2485 I feel sorry for him. He actually thinks we're upside down. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
2486 Belinda Carlisle was right. It is a place on Earth. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
2487 He showed up and my whole world turned upside down. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2488 He's really turned his place around since moving in. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
2489 Wow,I guess Milt really IS upside down on his house. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
2490 Oh that’s just Chris- he and his wife have flipped three houses in our neighborhood. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
2491 That's the main problem with living in an alternate universe neighborhood. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
2492 He's king of the real estate flippers 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
2493 'His world's been upside down since the divorce.' 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
2494 Oh, he’s just high on his grass. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
2495 He baking me an upside down cake. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
2496 Nice brownies. 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
2497 Gravity! What’s next with this climate change thing? 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
2498 Loved your upside-down cake! 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
2499 They’re upside-down on their mortgage. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
2500 Our new neighbor, Frank, has no boundaries. 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
2501 My psychiatrist tells me the new tablets will turn my world around. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
2502 We still see each other, but it’s not the same. 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
2503 That’s it honey! I can try to keep up with the Joneses but not that one 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
2504 I think I'll stick to Tinder 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2505 He brings a very good pineapple upside-down cake to our cookouts. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2506 Ugh, that's the new neighbor...pretend I just made a joke. 1.3279 0.06903 61 43 16 2
2507 What’s up? 1.3279 0.06496 61 42 18 1
2508 New neighbor, says he flips houses and makes a pretty good living at it. 1.3279 0.07654 61 45 12 4
2509 Living here has really given me a new perspective on 'keeping up with the Joneses.' 1.3279 0.06496 61 42 18 1
2510 I thought Paul and Edna lived down under? 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2511 Isn’t it a relief to be free from all those oppressive laws of physics? 1.3279 0.07654 61 45 12 4
2512 I am so angry with the Planning Board 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2513 Elon Musk's space-station is flying a little low again. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2514 That Fred is such a know-it-all. He thinks his world is the only one that has been turned upside down. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2515 Either he's from the Orient or he can't orient, I never remember which. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2516 Hi guys! Escher says to send his regards! 1.3279 0.08338 61 47 8 6
2517 It’s actually a welcome sight...if his world is upside-down that means our world is back to normal again.” 1.3279 0.06060 61 41 20 0
2518 You still considering a reversible mortgage? 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
2519 With every barnstorming overture I become more convinced that he hasn't a clue of the solemnity of Passover. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2520 I told him to "buzz off" but he just keeps hangin' around. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2521 I had to borrow a cup of milk from him last week. What a mess. 1.3279 0.06903 61 43 16 2
2522 Remember the footsteps on the ceiling? That’s him. 1.3279 0.06903 61 43 16 2
2523 My astrologist said that my planetary alignment would be off all month. 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
2524 Or maybe we're downside up. 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
2525 Wow! He got his whole life turned around. 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
2526 Oh, him? such an attention seeker. He is always doing something weird.. 1.3276 0.06685 58 40 17 1
2527 I'd introduce you, but I can never remember if his name is NIM or WIN. 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
2528 My world has officially been turned upside down. 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
2529 Maybe he thinks we’re straight. 1.3276 0.06685 58 40 17 1
2530 Looks like Dale’s reverse mortgage came through. 1.3276 0.06685 58 40 17 1
2531 We had them over for dinner once, but the wine kept going up their noses. 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
2532 Girl, I don't think we should've eaten those brownies 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
2533 He’s been NIMBY for years. 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
2534 Told you, Susan. The Earth isn't flat. 1.3276 0.06685 58 40 17 1
2535 His wife and kids dropped down a few days ago 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
2536 Oh the places we will go. 1.3276 0.06685 58 40 17 1
2537 Call the police. He is breaking the law of gravity. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
2538 You can't see it from this angle, but his partner completely botched his haircut. 1.3273 0.07365 55 39 14 2
2539 The world turned upside down. 1.3273 0.07365 55 39 14 2
2540 Men see everything from such a different perspective. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
2541 Our neighbors from Australia are really struggling to fit in. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
2542 I find his neighborliness a bit above and beyond. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
2543 There goes the neighbourhood, again. 1.3273 0.06385 55 42 11 2
2544 That's Joe. He's an upside-down earther. 1.3273 0.06892 55 38 16 1
2545 This is a very high density development. 1.3273 0.07365 55 39 14 2
2546 It's the pandemic. 1.3269 0.07631 52 37 13 2
2547 I heard he is upside down on the mortgage. 1.3269 0.06569 52 35 17 0
2548 What did you put in that pineapple upside down cake Gertrude? 1.3269 0.07631 52 39 10 3
2549 You can guess what side his bread is buttered on. 1.3269 0.08992 52 40 7 5
2550 I don’t know him well enough to ask how he lost his finger. 1.3269 0.08110 52 38 11 3
2551 'i'm starting to think it wasn't CBD' 1.3269 0.07631 52 37 13 2
2552 Well, will you look at that, my begonias are blooming and it's only march 1.3269 0.08562 52 39 9 4
2553 Being married to Escher's great grandson never gets boring. 1.3265 0.07926 49 35 12 2
2554 You think he meant to do that? 1.3265 0.07926 49 35 12 2
2555 Looks like the simulation is glitching. 1.3265 0.07926 49 35 12 2
2556 They bought the place a few weeks ago, but I think they’re just trying to flip it. 1.3265 0.07926 49 35 12 2
2557 The realtor did tell us there would be high overheads. 1.3265 0.07370 49 34 14 1
2558 Looks like the landlord finally uprooted the neighbors. 1.3265 0.06769 49 33 16 0
2559 He's nice. We just never seem to see eye-to-eye on things. 1.3261 0.08822 46 34 9 3
2560 That's Bob. He's an asshole. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
2561 For years we were great friends, but now I have no hope we’ll ever see the world from the same perspective again. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
2562 Jerry sure does take flipping houses to a whole new level. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2563 On the upside, at least he seems friendly. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2564 And I was like, "Did you read the fine print?" And he was like, "Relax! It's just a meditation retreat. What's the worst thing that could happen? 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
2565 Oh him... He is a victim of flippers. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
2566 Pay no mind. It's a Pandemic Hallucination. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
2567 Yeah. I fell for him head over heels. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
2568 We'll try to find your frisbee in a minute. 1.3243 0.05807 74 51 22 1
2569 And that is why we didn’t get a balloon loan. That final payment is a killer. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
2570 How the other half live 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
2571 I don’t get it either, but the land was pretty cheap 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
2572 We've had a turnover of neighbors, but at least this one is friendly. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2573 He's an Escher fan 1.3239 0.05942 71 51 18 2
2574 That’s Jim. He flips houses for a living. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
2575 He can really flip a house. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
2576 Ha! I told you that planet was going to hit us. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
2577 We can always count on him for a unique perspective. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2578 He always wanted to flip that house. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2579 The neighbors sold their air rights last year... 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
2580 That's our new neighbour, Peter Parker. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2581 First his house was underwater, now this. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
2582 It's really shut up the NIMBY's 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2583 We should get better cloud security! 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
2584 He decided gravity does not exist. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2585 That Phil, he's always seeing the down side of everything. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2586 Our biggest problem is we simply don't see the world in the same way. 1.3235 0.06438 68 50 15 3
2587 We must get out more often; so much has changed in the last year. 1.3235 0.06438 68 51 14 3
2588 Our Airbnb is booked through July. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
2589 Look who dropped in. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
2590 At first I thought he had a topsy-turvy worldview, but later I realized that no, he just watches a lot of Fox News. 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
2591 Is he wearing a wedding ring? 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2592 Jack doesn't grasp the gravity of his situation. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2593 He said it makes him seem taller. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2594 If he thinks this will get our attention he’s crazy. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
2595 Given the odds, I don't think we are both having the same hallucination... 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2596 I think he's heels over head for you 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
2597 Harold, it's meant to mean horizontal distancing! 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2598 Plot twist! 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2599 I told you that super glue works. 1.3231 0.05846 65 46 18 1
2600 I’ve sworn off inverse relationships. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
2601 Oh, it’s our neighbor . . . He’s high again! 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2602 Just another jet setter trying to adapt to suburban living. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2603 This house-flipping trend is not good for the neighborhood. 1.3231 0.06243 65 45 19 1
2604 I always suspected it was dad, not mom, who believed in helicopter parenting. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
2605 Should we wave back or is it just the opposite? 1.3231 0.06243 65 45 19 1
2606 In fact, I can't think of a single downside to having Carl for a neighbor. 1.3231 0.06971 65 49 12 4
2607 Yes, it does seem that he lives in an alternate universe. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
2608 He's in real estate. But for him, it's all about flipping and turnover. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2609 Oh, that’s my neighbor from the parallel universe...you know, Bob. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
2610 He's only here to flip that house. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2611 I can't figure out whether we're imagining him or he's imagining us. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2612 I thought only his mortgage was upside down. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
2613 He made his final balloon payment. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2614 I never expected it would be the guy next door who would turn my world upside down. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2615 You're always looking at the downside! 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2616 I had heard Australians don't assimilate well ... 1.3226 0.06412 62 43 18 1
2617 I can't wait for last April to finally come and everything gets back to normal, like a miracle! 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2618 I think we better have the barbecue at our place. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2619 Since the divorce, his world has been turned upside down. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2620 Yeah, I see it. But that not even the weirdest thing I’ve seen this past year. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2621 Neighbor of Damocles 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2622 I tell you...he’ll try anything. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2623 Fake Views 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
2624 I'm fine with the idea of parallel universes but I hate it when his leaves fall into our garden. 1.3220 0.07024 59 42 15 2
2625 He told me he was upside down with his house, but I took it figuratively at first. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2626 It's possible that near-earth asteroid is closer than we thought. 1.3220 0.06594 59 41 17 1
2627 That’s that goofy guy that thinks this is all a simulation. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2628 Escher is a great neighbor but don't loan him anything or you will never see it again. 1.3220 0.07024 59 42 15 2
2629 It's hard to ignore him. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2630 Just moved here from Oz... 1.3220 0.06594 59 41 17 1
2631 The rent may be cheaper but the plumbing is impossible 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2632 He’s really flipped over you! 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2633 He thinks he's above us. 1.3220 0.07812 59 44 11 4
2634 I want my sky back! 1.3220 0.08177 59 45 9 5
2635 ‘As long as he keeps his distance I’m fine with it.’ 1.3220 0.06594 59 41 17 1
2636 Ever since he moved in, our world has turned upside down 1.3220 0.06594 59 41 17 1
2637 This was his alternative to wearing a mask. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2638 Well, he did say he flips houses. 1.3214 0.07256 56 40 14 2
2639 Ever since the pandemic started things have really been topsy-turvy around here 1.3214 0.06793 56 39 16 1
2640 He did say he’s been feeling down lately... 1.3214 0.06297 56 38 18 0
2641 It's tough to keep up with them 1.3214 0.06793 56 39 16 1
2642 It’s a great neighborhood, but we are all kind of on top of each other. 1.3214 0.06297 56 38 18 0
2643 I knew there was a catch to those reverse mortgages! 1.3214 0.07256 56 40 14 2
2644 That planet come by our house about every 10 years. That's Ed. 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
2645 I'm done trying to keep up with the Joneses. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
2646 He’s a good enough neighbor, until his sprinkler’s go on. 1.3214 0.07256 56 40 14 2
2647 ...tired of keeping upside down with the Joneses. 1.3214 0.07690 56 41 12 3
2648 That’s Bruce, our new neighbour... he’s Australian! 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
2649 I think he’ll be in trouble with the Rapture. 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
2650 he always wants to hang out with us 1.3214 0.07690 56 41 12 3
2651 I see your Australian cousin's have arrived 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
2652 Just don't go there. It will never work. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
2653 I'll throw a couple shrimp on the barbie. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
2654 At least he's not underwater. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
2655 I told him he should just wear a mask. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
2656 I mostly don't notice, except when they set off fireworks. 1.3208 0.07011 53 37 15 1
2657 No point in getting to know them; they’re just going to flip it. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
2658 Just ignore him. He borrowed the lawnmower last week, and now I can't get it off the ceiling. 1.3208 0.08842 53 41 7 5
2659 What made you think this was the L'Escher of two evils? 1.3208 0.06473 53 36 17 0
2660 Thank goodness he doesn’t own a dog. 1.3208 0.07511 53 38 13 2
2661 Well, that's one way to keep the leaves off the lawn. 1.3208 0.08422 53 40 9 4
2662 My new neighbor has taken flipping houses to new heights. 1.3208 0.07011 53 37 15 1
2663 We don’t see eye-to-eye on everything. 1.3208 0.08422 53 40 9 4
2664 He buys residential properties and flips them. 1.3208 0.07011 53 37 15 1
2665 Girl, I think the grass is greener on this side. 1.3208 0.08422 53 40 9 4
2666 Is he waving at me or you? I can’t tell from this angle. 1.3208 0.07011 53 37 15 1
2667 It was only a matter of time before SpaceX got into neighborhood development 1.3208 0.06473 53 38 14 1
2668 He’s in one of those multi-step flat-earther recovery programs. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
2669 Have you met my new neighbor from Australia? 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2670 well when you put it that way... 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2671 Look at this way...we're the upside to his downside. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2672 We couldn’t agree on a fence, it’s a compromise. 1.3200 0.08778 50 38 8 4
2673 Artist. So boring. 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
2674 That’s a high five. 1.3200 0.07251 50 35 14 1
2675 It might be an optical illusion, but I'm still gonna check for loose change in the grass. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
2676 It's hard to remember how it was before COVID turned everything upside down. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
2677 He says his antigravity research is coming along nicely, but now I think he's just showing off. 1.3200 0.07793 50 36 12 2
2678 Looks like Bill just got himself a reverse mortgage 1.3200 0.07793 50 36 12 2
2679 If this keeps up we're going to need a taller fence. 1.3200 0.08300 50 37 10 3
2680 I see Phil has flipped that house the hard way. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
2681 Careful. He tends to drop in this time of day. 1.3200 0.08778 50 38 8 4
2682 I like having Escher as a neighbor and all,but I really miss Monet’s landscapes 1.3200 0.07793 50 36 12 2
2683 He's a nice guy, but it's like we're from two different worlds. 1.3200 0.06664 50 34 16 0
2684 The weather is inceptionelly good today, isn’t it dear?” 😎👌 1.3200 0.07793 50 36 12 2
2685 No. You let go first. 1.3194 0.06200 72 51 19 2
2686 Ignore him, he's just showing off 1.3194 0.05876 72 50 21 1
2687 Ever since Covid My life has been Upside down 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2688 Sure they seem friendly, but our neighbors look down on us. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2689 Oh, he's living in a separate reality! 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2690 Things sure are looking down for Joe. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2691 He's a house flipper. 1.3194 0.06200 72 51 19 2
2692 I know he just comes out here every afternoon to get a peek down my shirt. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
2693 Do you sometimes feel like you’re being watched by a guy on a deck upside down in the sky? 1.3194 0.05876 72 50 21 1
2694 That was a close call! I'm glad our planets didn’t collide! 1.3191 0.08108 47 34 11 2
2695 Earth! What's the name of yours? 1.3191 0.08660 47 35 9 3
2696 You should see it at Christmas. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2697 The Joneses all ways trying to one-up everyone. 1.3188 0.06017 69 48 20 1
2698 Post-pandemic life seems such a mirage 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2699 He’s lost his ball again in our yard. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2700 He's seems friendly. So you say he flips houses? 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2701 Half of America really does live in a parallel universe 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2702 Thats's Bill, he flips houses for a living. 1.3188 0.05651 69 47 22 0
2703 You know, Mars only comes this close to the Earth every 82 years. 1.3188 0.06688 69 58 6 5
2704 Well, only 5 minutes into this mushroom-thing you have been raving about and I must say, it is already exceeding my expectations. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2705 ‘Jim’s divorce has really turned his world upside down’ 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2706 Social distancing 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2707 This was the only area we could afford 1.3188 0.03260 69 58 10 1
2708 He’s nice, yeah, but we missed the last eclipse completely. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2709 Pretend you don't see him.. He always thinks he is above us! 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2710 Hipsters. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2711 The reflecting pool isn't as calming as I expected 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
2712 That reminds me. Dr. Fring says no more peyote before noon! 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2713 He's gone wild with virtual reality. Don't pay any attention. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2714 He's really flipped out this time. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
2715 I just can't relate to how those people see the world. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
2716 This is the neighbor I told you about that's overly friendly. Feels like he's always on top of us, you know? 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2717 Has the LSD kicked in for you? 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2718 On the upside, it’s a very friendly neighborhood 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2719 I don't think our HOA is going to like that. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2720 He did mention going on a Mobius trip. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2721 Things have been a bit off since Christopher Nolan moved in next door... 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2722 Looks like things have finally gotten back to normal. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
2723 You see Mary, Jacob is the exact reason I refuse to get the vaccine. 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
2724 He wants us to pay him for half of his fence. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2725 That's my neighbor Ian from Australia. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
2726 Maybe doing edibles during the pandemic wasn’t such a good idea. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2727 Jesus Christ am I ever fucking hammered 1.3175 0.08104 63 49 8 6
2728 Nice neighbors, even when the sky is falling. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
2729 Looks like the suburban densification plan is finally working 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
2730 This is what happens when housing values are upside down. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
2731 I neglected to read the fine print in the deed about air rights 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
2732 We like the neighborhood. But there is a downside... 1.3175 0.05912 63 43 20 0
2733 The real estate market is upside down. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
2734 He sure has a view 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
2735 I think we should stop doing pot in the mornings! 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
2736 Things could be stranger but I don’t know how. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
2737 Ted doesn't believe in gravity, or that the world is round. 1.3171 0.10145 41 32 5 4
2738 Oh look an Airbnb. 1.3167 0.06056 60 43 16 1
2739 They moved here from China. 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
2740 If I hear one more "Down-Under" joke from him, I'll scream! 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
2741 Yeah, they're moving up, but you have to wonder at what cost, right? 1.3167 0.08401 60 47 7 6
2742 Do you ever see shapes in the clouds? 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2743 I was promised at death we would part. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2744 He just moved in. He seems nice enough, but there is something about him that seems a bit strange. I just can't put my finger on it. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2745 Watch out, he might decide to drop in. 1.3167 0.06506 60 42 17 1
2746 My neighbor's a little over the top. 1.3167 0.06506 60 42 17 1
2747 I told him to look at the fine print on that reverse mortgage. 1.3167 0.06056 60 41 19 0
2748 Now that's a very weird cloud! 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
2749 I told you he moved 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
2750 He says I turn his life upside down 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
2751 He's friendly, but we don't see eye to eye on anythings." 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2752 And then they drained the pool and ruined Janice's garden party. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2753 I feel like the neighbor is always looking down on us. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2754 Another near miss,it's only a matter of time before our worlds collide. 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
2755 That's impressive, but I still will not go out with him. 1.3158 0.08361 57 44 8 5
2756 He’s a really nice guy, but if I’m in the pool, it always seems as though he’s looking down my top. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2757 Well I’ll be damned, those con men at the Weather Channel finally got one right. 1.3158 0.06697 57 40 16 1
2758 He said its Dada. But I think its more gaga. 1.3158 0.07575 57 42 12 3
2759 He’s the one that brought us the upside down cake 1.3158 0.07575 57 42 12 3
2760 Just ignore him; or he'll be all over us 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
2761 Just smile and wave. He's convinced WE'RE upside-down. 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
2762 It's really weird living next door to this Escher guy. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2763 His wife left when they went upside down back in 08. But, bless his heart, somehow he’s managed to hang in there. 1.3158 0.07575 57 42 12 3
2764 I think his perspective is completely skewed. 1.3158 0.06697 57 40 16 1
2765 I know good fences make good neighbors- but this is ridiculous 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2766 For the 1st time in a year Marge & karen sat together maskless to enjoy a spring day only to find out that the whole world had turned upside down. 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
2767 I don't think he totally understood what "flipping a house" meant. 1.3158 0.06212 57 39 18 0
2768 What's he doing with his other hand? 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
2769 The Pandemic has really turned his world upside down. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2770 It was fine at first, but it’s a nightmare when his dogs get out… 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
2771 Bob, I think you’re in tablet mode 1.3158 0.07575 57 42 12 3
2772 Inception is for real... 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2773 I'm told he lives in an alternate reality where the election was rigged. 1.3158 0.07575 57 42 12 3
2774 I told you Sally, he’s head over heels in love with you. 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
2775 And then he said, 'How do you know it is me that is upside down'" 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
2776 Poor Tom, his world's really been turned upside down lately. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
2777 Someone needs help retrieving their ball from our backyard again. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2778 We got bored and thought we'd do a fly-over. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2779 Parallel universe or not, we have the best lawn.” 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
2780 Howdy neighbors! Could I borrow a cup of sugar for my upside-down cake? 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
2781 We dated. He said I turned his world upside down. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
2782 - Is it him, or.. - It’s him. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
2783 Ultimately we went with the neighborhood with better schools. 1.3151 0.05812 73 51 21 1
2784 Oh honey look it’s our new neighbor from Australia... looks like he’s still adjusting. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2785 'That's my neighbour Gary, we've never seen eye to eye' 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
2786 In a way, I really look up to him.” 1.3148 0.07394 54 39 13 2
2787 I hadn't thought of that when we sold him the air rights. 1.3148 0.06380 54 37 17 0
2788 I've always thought he was a showoff 1.3148 0.07394 54 39 13 2
2789 Did we go through that whole box of gummies? 1.3148 0.07394 54 39 13 2
2790 He was upside down so he flipped his house. 1.3148 0.08286 54 41 9 4
2791 I can not make friends with this concept of redensification... 1.3148 0.07394 54 39 13 2
2792 At least they seem to be friendly in the new normal. 1.3148 0.07394 54 39 13 2
2793 Don't worry about him, Marge-his trip to Australia just got canceled again. 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
2794 Didn’t he used to be Stanley Kubrick's special effects guy? 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
2795 We never thought he'd get a building permit, but he knows a guy downtown. 1.3148 0.06906 54 38 15 1
2796 I hate that I sold him my airspace rights. 1.3148 0.07394 54 39 13 2
2797 Wow, looks like George sprung for the reverse-gravity package. 1.3148 0.08286 54 41 9 4
2798 # "I must say, Roz, renting out the top half of our lot was a great idea, but we've lost a little privacy." 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
2799 Well, apparently the subdivision bylaws say he *can*... 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
2800 Really second-guessing all the “flip the house” convos we had last year 1.3148 0.06906 54 38 15 1
2801 Things haven’t been the same since Newton moved out. 1.3148 0.08286 54 41 9 4
2802 I see the new social distancing guidelines are in place 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
2803 He's always presented a different perspective. 1.3146 0.04685 89 65 23 1
2804 He's annoying, but the guy before him owned a bunch of big dogs. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2805 And so I told him he could have the air space for half the monthly rent, and he agreed! 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2806 Friendly enough but never asked us over. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2807 Yeah. He's living the dream. 1.3143 0.05948 70 49 20 1
2808 I'm not sure that's a high-five or a low-five from where we're sitting. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2809 Sure Glenda, it was a good run, but I think Ralph is over you. 1.3143 0.05948 70 49 20 1
2810 Everyone’s on top of everybody in this neighborhood 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2811 It was cheaper than a duplex. 1.3137 0.07665 51 37 12 2
2812 Welcome to Mobius Lane, Mr. Esher. 1.3137 0.08160 51 38 10 3
2813 That’s Gerry Mander—he and his wife are staunch Republicans. 1.3137 0.07665 51 37 12 2
2814 I would've preferred the glass ceiling. 1.3137 0.06562 51 35 16 0
2815 I bet he’s wondering how we did that. 1.3137 0.08160 51 38 10 3
2816 Divorce can do that to you. 1.3137 0.08627 51 39 8 4
2817 He's friendly, but we don't always see eye to eye. 1.3137 0.07665 51 37 12 2
2818 He says when we met his whole world turned upside down! 1.3137 0.07665 51 37 12 2
2819 What did you spike my tea with this time? 1.3137 0.07665 51 37 12 2
2820 I bet he got a reverse mortgage. 1.3137 0.07135 51 36 14 1
2821 I don’t know, the grass looks greener 1.3137 0.08160 51 38 10 3
2822 - Jimmy is not quite himself since he dropped flat earth for multiverse theories... 1.3137 0.08160 51 38 10 3
2823 That’s weird...where’s his mask? 1.3137 0.08627 51 39 8 4
2824 I guess all this pandemic day-drinking has finally caught up to us... 1.3137 0.07135 51 36 14 1
2825 ...and “Good morning” to you, Mr. Escher! 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2826 He said the pandemic had turned his world upside down, but I didn't believe him. 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2827 Oh, it's his Sunday morning hangover. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
2828 Here comes the story about how he got a new perspective on life." 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2829 He is always so dramatic. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2830 This ‘Inception’ filter in Snapchat is pretty rad. 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2831 Howdy, neighbours! Since I got you here, we might talk about you guys blocking my view. 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2832 Isn’t that against the H.O.A. Regs? 1.3133 0.05401 83 58 24 1
2833 Don't pay any attention. I knew they were weird as soon as they moved in. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2834 I may have taken one too many mushrooms. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
2835 So, this is what you meant by “having questions about the neighbor’s orientation”? 1.3125 0.06070 48 35 13 0
2836 Is he a little strange, or what? 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2837 You’re right! I can see it now. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
2838 Since Ned moved in, he's turned our life upside down! 1.3125 0.06250 64 45 18 1
2839 He's never been upright. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
2840 I have to quit drinking. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
2841 These alt-dimension immigrants are beginning to bug me. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2842 He may be friendly, but it seems he’s always looking down on us. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
2843 Physicists... 1.3125 0.08503 48 36 9 3
2844 No, I don't fancy him; he's just not an upright person. 1.3125 0.07388 48 34 13 1
2845 The flat earthers are going to hate this. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
2846 I don't remember being that happy when we were upside down on our mortgage. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
2847 He’s a good neighbor except he occasionally drops in unannounced. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2848 We'll see him in another 364 days 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
2849 See, I told you men get everything upside down. 1.3125 0.06250 64 45 18 1
2850 One word, Benjamin. Mirrors. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
2851 Just your typical uppity neighbor. 1.3125 0.07388 48 34 13 1
2852 Sure they’re nice, but I see no real upside to living here. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
2853 Seems like Australia is getting closer and closer 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
2854 Bill is someone you can really look up to. 1.3125 0.07965 48 35 11 2
2855 If you think that's weird you should see his living room 1.3125 0.08503 48 36 9 3
2856 Oh, that’s my neighbor. We share different views. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2857 It turned his whole world upside down. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2858 High neighbor! 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
2859 Our new neighbor, he likes to flip houses. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
2860 So the Eschers want us over for cocktails. I hope it doesn’t get political. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
2861 It's best to ignore him when he's bragging about his book on quantum physics. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
2862 The magic mushrooms are kicking in. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
2863 It's hard to figure the Smiths out. For them up is down and down is up. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
2864 Uh oh--hold on to your armrests... 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
2865 Apparently you can flip a home during a pandemic. However, for us to get vaccinated before Memorial Day the entire world would have to be upside down. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
2866 Bob's flaunting his alt-worldview again. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
2867 That settles it -- I'm returning these lenses. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
2868 I know the world is upside down right now but this is ridiculous. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
2869 Call Four Seasons Total Landscaping for all your landscaping needs 1.3115 0.05979 61 49 10 2
2870 Typical Australians 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
2871 That’s some very strong lemon soda, Ellen 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
2872 He's letting us know weed has just been legalized in our state. 1.3111 0.07669 45 32 12 1
2873 Oh that's just the Eschers. 1.3111 0.08889 45 34 8 3
2874 These DIY home projects during quarantine are getting a bit ridiculous. 1.3111 0.09961 45 36 4 5
2875 That new neighbor acts friendly but I just have this feeling that he looks down on people like us. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2876 It's all smoke and mirrors to get my attention, 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2877 another 'new normal' 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2878 Worked fine til the first garbage day. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2879 Oh my! What will Fox News do the sky isn’t actually falling! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2880 Looks like Bob aerated his lawn early this year. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2881 He’s an Illusionist and so desperate for an audience these days... 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2882 What ever happened to Eleven? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2883 Just watch. He’ll drop in when you least expected it. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
2884 He lives in the world of alternative facts. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
2885 He is the free spirit that has creative ways to deal with a pandemic. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
2886 Apparently, I really did turn his world upside-down. 1.3103 0.06603 58 41 16 1
2887 Huh. And I thought our world was upside down. 1.3103 0.06128 58 42 15 1
2888 He told me he's trying to flip the house." 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
2889 These real estate investors keep flipping houses in the neighborhood. 1.3103 0.06603 58 41 16 1
2890 I still don't give a damn for the new normal. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
2891 The last time this happened we got Trump. 1.3103 0.08234 58 45 8 5
2892 So close and yet worlds apart. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
2893 It looks like your neighbor is falling for you. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
2894 Jenkins thinks the world revolves around him. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
2895 It was bad enough to find out that the flat-earthers were right. When the earth folded in half it just made things worse. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
2896 He tells us he’s from ‘upstate’, wherever the heck that is 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
2897 I think we are done with day drinking 1.3099 0.05527 71 49 22 0
2898 I think the pineapple upside-down cake we gave him made a difference to his house. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2899 His wife turned the house upside down looking for something. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2900 I've tried but nothing seems to land. 1.3099 0.05880 71 52 17 2
2901 I heard he was moving, but this is ridiculous. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2902 He’s a nice guy, we just have very opposing views. 1.3099 0.05527 71 51 19 1
2903 I know they see me. They have to see me. They still don’t see me. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2904 Fred’s been on Cloud 9 ever since he got his second Covid shot ... looks like he can even raise his arm again today. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
2905 That’s my neighbor. The urban planner. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
2906 Our planet and their planet are apparently in conjunction. 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
2907 Didn't we leave the city because everyone was living stacked on top of each other? 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
2908 Surrealism is so cool except when it isn’t. 1.3091 0.06803 55 39 15 1
2909 He is actually very down to earth when you get to know him. 1.3091 0.06803 55 39 15 1
2910 I am not 100% confident those truffles we found were entirely safe to eat 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
2911 That's my Polar opposite neighbor Harry. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
2912 You should see what it's like in the fall. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
2913 I'm glad we don't have an outdoor shower. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
2914 How on Earth do you ladies do that? 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
2915 Don't wave at him, that only encourages him. He's not grounded. 1.3091 0.06803 55 39 15 1
2916 He’s going to make this awkward isn’t he. 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
2917 The pandemic has really turned his life upside down. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
2918 Whatever. It's well over six feet. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2919 I think he knows we got his drone. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2920 They’re anti-graviters 1.3088 0.07911 68 54 7 7
2921 He was a stunt pilot. 1.3088 0.06021 68 48 19 1
2922 I keep telling him to drop by. 1.3088 0.05644 68 47 21 0
2923 Even since he moved in, Mr Escher sure has raised the tone. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
2924 If that doesn't convince that the whole world is upside down, nothing will. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2925 He sure is nice as a person,we just don‘t agree on scientific standpoints. 1.3088 0.07911 68 54 7 7
2926 Yeah, well Robert Frost with his 'fences make good neighbors' never had to deal with this, did he? 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2927 This is not what I had imagined as a parallel universe. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2928 He’s taken NIMBY to a new level. 1.3088 0.06021 68 50 16 2
2929 Ignore him. He's always bragging about flipping houses. 1.3088 0.06021 68 48 19 1
2930 These house flippers are killing the market. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2931 The old normal is looking stranger every day. 1.3086 0.06246 81 62 14 5
2932 The mural our neighbor painted is wrong on so many levels. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2933 At least it isn't a full moon tonight. 1.3077 0.05859 78 58 17 3
2934 It's either my cataracts or global warming." 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2935 I mowed the lawn before 8:00 this morning and he flipped. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2936 This is just like Inception. Or maybe Tenet? I didn't see either because I don't believe in art made by men. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
2937 What if it's like when the car next to you makes you think yours is rolling? Maybe it's us who are upside-down. 1.3077 0.07540 52 38 12 2
2938 He's certainly figured out how to get on top of this pandemic. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
2939 If he falls on my side of the fence, he's technically mine. 1.3077 0.07540 52 38 12 2
2940 Just ignore him. He'll eventually comes back down to earth. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
2941 Who would have guessed they'd be just like us? 1.3077 0.07022 52 37 14 1
2942 He said they saved a lot of money by moving everything to the cloud. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2943 Is it possible that WE're upside down? 1.3077 0.06172 65 46 18 1
2944 Don't wave. He's obviously some kind of Republican. 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
2945 I wish he’d keep his kids out of our yard. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2946 I hope he’s not planning to put in a pool. 1.3077 0.07540 52 38 12 2
2947 That's nothing. You should hear his pickup lines. 1.3077 0.08481 52 40 8 4
2948 What did you say was in this drink ? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2949 We went over for a beer and our neighbor took 'bottoms up' much too literally. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2950 Flipped it, yes. But he's never been able to let go. 1.3077 0.07882 65 51 8 6
2951 Is the grass in fact greener? 1.3077 0.06172 65 48 15 2
2952 Hello again, Mr. Escher. 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
2953 Do you feel Larry's world has turned upside down? 1.3077 0.06172 65 46 18 1
2954 So creepy. As soon as we come outside, there he is, hanging out. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2955 We have opposing views but we try not to talk about them. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2956 Don't worry, it's just the fabric of space time tearing apart. Pretty common in neighbourhoods 'round here.. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2957 WTF? Look at that. Did Steve get a hair cut? 1.3077 0.08481 52 40 8 4
2958 ... that’s the 3rd weirdest thing I’ve seen today 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
2959 I think Siri misunderstood my request 1.3077 0.07022 52 37 14 1
2960 ...still want to keep up with them? 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
2961 I have to say, I find upside down social distancing quite pleasurable 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2962 He's still pedaling conspiracy theories. I'm not sure he's ever going to come around. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2963 He's a great neighbor, super chiastic. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2964 The only good thing about it is that when he flipped the house, he found a friendly buyer. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2965 So, you apparently don’t have the app. 1.3067 0.05995 75 58 13 4
2966 Wait,you said they were shitakes,right? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2967 This way we can see exactly how green each other’s grass is. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2968 We’ve been seeing a new pattern of white flight in the suburbs. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2969 I know right? He’s the mirror image of my late husband! 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
2970 He’s friendly, but the 4th of July is a bit awkward. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2971 I just wish he understood the gravity of his situation. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2972 After 2020,nothing surprises me anymore. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2973 We are still waiting for the HOA to rule if we are upside down or they are. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2974 Actually, I can't decide whether or not I like our new neighbor Escher. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2975 The only crazy thing about that house is the toilet flushes backwards. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2976 Just ignore him. He's been showing off ever since he learned to do that. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2977 And to think we were best friends before he got involved with QAnon. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2978 I guess I'm never getting my super glue back 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2979 Escher is such an annoying neighbor. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2980 I heard they are upside down on their mortgage too. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2981 I wonder how he manages to stay in the Upside Down for so long? 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2982 He's trying a new Zoom background idea. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2983 We’ll go over later if you’re up to it. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2984 Exceptionally grounded myself, I tolerate a world turned upside down. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2985 Oh no, he’s going to invite us again for his “famous” upside down cake! 1.3061 0.08352 49 37 9 3
2986 That better be a reflection. 1.3061 0.07827 49 36 11 2
2987 Looks like Tom is happy with that reverse mortgage. 1.3061 0.07263 49 35 13 1
2988 I heard he just got a reverse mortgage. 1.3061 0.07263 49 35 13 1
2989 Escher? I never met her. 1.3061 0.08352 49 37 9 3
2990 I guess the grass is actually just upside down on the other side 1.3061 0.07827 49 36 11 2
2991 Yeah, housing shortage...the state just mandated lot splits. 1.3061 0.07827 49 36 11 2
2992 He’s very friendly, he’s fallen into our garden twice. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2993 It certainly has been a topsy-turvy year! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2994 For so many people, Covid has turned the world upside down. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2995 Well, you WERE hoping he would move... 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2996 I tried turning the magazine upside down. The problem didn't go away. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2997 Is it us or him? 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2998 He's super friendly and the planet only spins by once a year. 1.3056 0.06141 72 54 15 3
2999 I wonder why his keys don't fall out of his pocket? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3000 It doesn't bother me, as long as he keeps his pants on. 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
3001 It’s just a reflection of the ills of modern society. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
3002 He’s friendly enough, but I don’t like what he’s done with the place. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
3003 I don't think he realizes the gravity of the situation" 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
3004 How embarrassed should I be that I haven't cleaned the top of my refrigerator in months? 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
3005 We have a house flipper for a neibor. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
3006 Things have been kind of turned upside down lately 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
3007 He’s so weird, but his right side up pineapple cake is to die for! 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
3008 Dave’s from Australia 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
3009 The whole world seems upside down with this pandemic 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
3010 He's always dropping crap in our yard. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
3011 Bloody Australians.. 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
3012 It's him again. Don't wave back. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
3013 I had heard someone flipped the house next door. 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
3014 Looks like the casting call went out for the sequel to Up 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
3015 Yes, it's interesting. But after the novelty wears off, I'm not sure doing acid is really all that much fun. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
3016 Something looks different - did he get a haircut? 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
3017 His spoon-bending trick is much more impressive. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
3018 Honestly it’s just a whole thing. 1.3051 0.05542 59 44 14 1
3019 I though “Stranger Things” comes back in October? 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
3020 That’s just Ted. He lives in an alternate reality. Thinks we actually like him. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
3021 Do you ever get the feeling that he’s always talking down to us? 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
3022 Ever since he got the coronavirus vaccine, Tom’s been living head over heels. 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
3023 Since we folded the street, it is so much easier to keep a 6 feet distance with our neighbors! 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
3024 The neighbors are nice, but we see the world in very different ways. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
3025 Must be an inversion layer 1.3043 0.08147 46 34 10 2
3026 All this new tech... Remember when 'string theory' was just the best way to wrap a bakery box? 1.3043 0.07531 46 33 12 1
3027 Looks like Frank might be dropping by again... 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
3028 The world really has been turned upside down 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
3029 The world just doesn’t seem right nowadays 1.3043 0.08147 46 34 10 2
3030 Ever since I hooked up with my neighbor,his world has been turned upside down 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
3031 He's always threatening to drop in. 1.3043 0.08720 46 35 8 3
3032 La-di-dah. Look at Mr. "I got my second vaccination shot over there." 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
3033 Don't you just hate it when they buy it just to flip it ? 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
3034 Oh he's a nice neighbor, I just wish we didn't share a driveway. 1.3043 0.08147 46 34 10 2
3035 Don't wave at him -- he'll just drop in and mess with your head. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
3036 Our new neighbor seems head over heels about us. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
3037 Turns out there is nothing in the code to prevent that. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
3038 He doesn’t understand the gravity of his home problem 1.3043 0.08147 46 34 10 2
3039 Can you believe this! He's such a pest. Whenever I have company he manages to drop over. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
3040 Elloh ot uoy oot¡ 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
3041 Oh look, it’s one of those tic tac challenge things the kids are doing now?! 1.3043 0.09257 46 36 6 4
3042 One year of social distancing and even the Upside Down is looking pretty good! 1.3043 0.08720 46 35 8 3
3043 Met the new neighbor. He’s from Australia. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
3044 His wife left him and turned his whole world upside down. 1.3036 0.06703 56 40 15 1
3045 It's sure is easy to tell who's a Republican these days. 1.3036 0.08421 56 44 7 5
3046 I feel like we're living in an upside-down world, but this is ridiculous. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
3047 They tried to flip it on their own. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
3048 I knew we underpaid to be in this neighborhood! 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
3049 He's cute! Let's invite him under. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
3050 We're not too happy with their re-model. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
3051 Since his wife left him, his world has turned upside down. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
3052 He always drops in unexpectedly. 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
3053 He just got hired to coach the New York Jets so he is familiar with the impossible. 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
3054 These days so many people seem to be living in a Parallel Universe." 1.3036 0.06703 56 40 15 1
3055 Moving down under is looking up! 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
3056 We never see eye to eye on anything. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
3057 I think it's a reflection of the times 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
3058 Sorry Mike, you've already borrowed all my glue, nails, and tape! 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
3059 He tries too hard. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
3060 We’re his first lesbian neighbors. 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
3061 When you’re alone and life is getting you lonely, don’t go to Petula Clark for advice. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
3062 Who's up for a drink? 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
3063 I'd heard he was upside down in his mortgage... 1.3036 0.08421 56 44 7 5
3064 Hey neighbor! What's down? 1.3036 0.06703 56 40 15 1
3065 That`s just Jeff. He`s on a whole other level. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
3066 We'll know if it's a problem the first time he flushes... 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
3067 Yes, I think I am feeling the gummies. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
3068 I can’t put my finger on it either. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
3069 And that was the moment Jennifer realized that her world had truly turned upside down. 1.3036 0.06703 56 40 15 1
3070 When I told him the sky is the limit, I didn't imagine he'd take it literally. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
3071 Don't you ever let him talk you into flipping our house! 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
3072 Yeah, I see it too! 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
3073 Then he said " I saw it advertised on tv. How could it be bad for you?" 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
3074 He needs to get over himself. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
3075 I know...it’s been this way since COVID hit. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
3076 That’s it! The world truly has gone upside down. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
3077 He's nice Sheryl, but sometimes I think he tries too hard 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
3078 Hi, Bill. What’s...down? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
3079 The neighborhood association decided this was the best way to hold a socially distanced block party. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
3080 These days nothing surprises me. 1.3023 0.07829 43 31 11 1
3081 do you think when they make it, it's still pineapple upside down cake or no? 1.3023 0.09135 43 33 7 3
3082 Just coming down to see you. 1.3023 0.07829 43 31 11 1
3083 The "new normal" is going to take some figuring out. 1.3023 0.07087 43 30 13 0
3084 I love it when the oxy kicks in. 1.3023 0.08507 43 32 9 2
3085 Don't mind my new neighbor, he's a little over the top 1.3023 0.07829 43 31 11 1
3086 I'm not sure, but I think he's up and we're down. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
3087 When he said he was going to 'flip' the house next door... 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
3088 Don't wave back, it'll only encourage him. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
3089 The neighbor's nice, but we have totally opposite worldviews. 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
3090 Plate tectonics? 1.3019 0.06366 53 37 16 0
3091 I didn’t know they were moving. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
3092 Where did you find those mushrooms? 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
3093 dear god Sharon, what did you put in that lemonade? 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
3094 It's an optical illusion due to the weather. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
3095 You'll be amazed what you'll see after another couple of margaritas. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
3096 See, Tammy? It really is getting harder to keep up with the Joneses. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
3097 Hi! Why are you two upside down? 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
3098 He got tired of our dog digging under the fence. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
3099 Every day he waves and says,”Turn that frown upside down.” 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
3100 Don't wave back it'll only encourage him to return. 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
3101 Airbnb has crossed the line! 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
3102 'They've been here over two years and have'nt dropped in yet." 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
3103 Ignore him. He's just looking for attention 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
3104 Oh, that’s Mr. Jones. Hard to keep up with him. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
3105 He just moved here from Antartica. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
3106 Greetings in these upside-down times. 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
3107 Ah, New neighbor 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
3108 Stan's life was turned upside down by Covid! 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
3109 ˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sᴉ sn ɟo ɥɔᴉɥʍ ǝɹns ʇou ɯ’I 'uᴉ pǝʌoɯ uɐloN ɹǝɥdoʇsᴉɹɥƆ ǝɔuᴉs ɹǝʌƎ 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
3110 I could never mow that yard 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
3111 They're from down-under. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
3112 Ron, you're drunk. get down from the earth ceiling and go home. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
3113 I hope he doesn't invite us to a cookout. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
3114 It started about a year ago. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
3115 What did you put in my lemonade? 1.3016 0.05829 63 44 19 0
3116 Think he has any idea? 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
3117 He lives in an alternative 'hood. You only have to wave back on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
3118 Turn your auto lock off! 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
3119 Well! There goes the neighbourhood”. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
3120 Yeah - we used to work together... but then he moved up. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
3121 What exactly did you put in those Margaritas 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
3122 That's just John, our new neighbor from Australia. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
3123 He's my mate. G'day mate! 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
3124 He literally buys and flips. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
3125 He claims he just answered a Jeopardy question out loud one night...What is Alakazam?...and that’s what happened. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
3126 ‘I guess this is how 2021 will out do 2020.’ 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
3127 Oh look! Its Bill! You know.. He’s a cartoonist for the New Yorker. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
3128 Is he in alternate universe or are we? 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
3129 His name is Newton 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
3130 That's just my new neighbor, Christopher Nolan 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
3131 Either I'm crazy, he's upside down, or we are not social distancing! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
3132 The grass is always greener in the other multiverse. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
3133 I think we're being inceptioned 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
3134 You should see how he parks his car. 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
3135 That’s just my neighbor Roy showing off. Ignore him and he’ll go away. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
3136 What can I say, Cheryl? This whole pandemic really turned my life upside down. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
3137 Showoff... 1.3000 0.07143 50 36 13 1
3138 This CBD tea is just amazing. 1.3000 0.08690 50 39 7 4
3139 They're from Australia. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
3140 He brings new meaning to "High, neighbor! 1.3000 0.07693 50 37 11 2
3141 Love the house, but the toilet can be quite a hassle. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3142 Hey neighbor, what's up? 1.3000 0.08207 50 38 9 3
3143 Don't wave. It's awkward when he drops in. 1.3000 0.07693 50 37 11 2
3144 I ignore him, but he keeps hanging around. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
3145 Why did you sell him the air rights? 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
3146 I didn't know he's an anti-gravitter too... 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
3147 Remember when up was down? 1.3000 0.07143 50 36 13 1
3148 Sometimes I feel like Harold is still with us.” 1.3000 0.06547 50 35 15 0
3149 His leaves always get caught in my gravity. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
3150 Why go to all that trouble when you're already tall enough to see over the fence? 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3151 It's just about time for Otto with one of his conspiracy theories again. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
3152 I thought it was supposed to be a short term investment, but he actually flipped the house. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3153 Perspective changes everthing. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
3154 Do you know what vaccine Michael took? 1.3000 0.08207 50 38 9 3
3155 How did he get up there? 1.3000 0.05966 60 42 18 0
3156 He makes the best Pineapple cake. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
3157 One thing that stands out about this neighborhood is all the different points of view you encounter here. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3158 When we were buying our house, it drove the surveyors crazy. 1.3000 0.08207 50 38 9 3
3159 The funny thing is that he thinks we are the ones who are upside down. It’s hopeless to try and tell him otherwise. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3160 Anything you say to Ted gets turned upside down. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
3161 The new guy is waving. What do we do? 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
3162 If he starts to talk about his kids get ready to get the grill started. 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
3163 I hate that guy all fucking upside down an shit like wtf he think he is, bitch get down from there fuck you 1.3000 0.08207 50 38 9 3
3164 I guess his world really HAS been turned upside down. 1.3000 0.08207 50 38 9 3
3165 We figured it was the best way to deal with the drainage 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3166 He's head over heels in love with me. 1.3000 0.06547 50 35 15 0
3167 He's elevated social distancing to an art. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
3168 What's in this drink? The world is spinning. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
3169 Back to normal? No, something's still not quite right. 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
3170 He is a good neighbor, we just have a different perspective on politics. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3171 This is going to affect our property values ! 1.3000 0.08690 50 39 7 4
3172 I'd flip too, for the right price 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
3173 We share a sprinkler with the neighbor 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
3174 He’s so positive. Always looking at the upside. 1.3000 0.05156 80 56 24 0
3175 ...and now they don't steal his Amazon packages. 1.3000 0.08690 50 39 7 4
3176 Republicans left twitter and started seeing the world differently. Eventually, very differently! 1.3000 0.06422 60 45 13 2
3177 He hired an Australian architect. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
3178 That Elias, he always looks down on us. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
3179 Doesn’t it feel like the whole world has been turned upside down? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
3180 I preferred it before science revealed the mysteries of the multiverse. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
3181 I wish we could be right side up like Eddie is! 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
3182 It's Australia - the tectonic plate broke. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
3183 I must say, the pandemic has certainly created a topsy-turvy world. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
3184 Look, Hilda! He’s waving at us! Can’t he see that the sky is falling? 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
3185 if he says we're the ones who are upside-down again I'm gonna tell his wife he's cheating 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
3186 God is less intimidating than I imagined 1.2985 0.07672 67 53 8 6
3187 I had a feeling all along that it was a flipper. 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
3188 I think he’s saying he no longer believes the earth is flat. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
3189 He opposes everything. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
3190 He's nice enough, but he's always hanging around 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
3191 He's a weatherman who just loves inversions. 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
3192 He likes to look down on his neighbors. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
3193 Jerry has taken April Fool's Day very seriously this year 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
3194 Hands down ... great shrooms. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
3195 Bill looks happy, but ever since his divorce, his whole world has tuned upside down. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
3196 You see it too?...Well everyone said all those drugs we used to do would someday catch up to us. 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
3197 Wait and see what happens when you turn your house upside down. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
3198 The gravity house and boots are available at Ikea. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
3199 Wave, he’s just passing by.. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
3200 The “upside”? He’s solved his drinking problem. 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
3201 2020! 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
3202 It’s a shame. His life really turned upside down ever since Margie left him. 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
3203 You're right, that is some good weed. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
3204 It's the Australian variance 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
3205 Don’t wave back. He will drop in. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
3206 He's going to need the world's biggest spatula to flip that one. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
3207 I never know when he’ll turn up. 1.2982 0.08658 57 46 5 6
3208 Awesome brownies, by the way. 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
3209 Apparently this helps with seasonal depression 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
3210 Well, you know. His plans are still up in the air. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
3211 Huh. That’s new. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
3212 He is parallelearther 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
3213 Have you met Mr Escher, our new neighbour? 1.2979 0.07998 47 35 10 2
3214 Just wait until his water sprinklers turn on. 1.2979 0.07397 47 34 12 1
3215 There goes our neighbor trying to lighten Things up a bit. 1.2979 0.07397 47 34 12 1
3216 That place used to be a dump, but the last owners flipped it. 1.2979 0.08557 47 36 8 3
3217 Just when I think ‘no way can I do another new normal’ ... sigh, but- he is very nice. 1.2979 0.07397 47 34 12 1
3218 There are some upsides to having a neighbor. 1.2979 0.07998 47 35 10 2
3219 Don’t pay Donald any mind, he likes to live in an alternate reality. 1.2979 0.08557 47 36 8 3
3220 The whole neighborhood is going down. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
3221 Looks like the experiment at the antimatter lab is going well. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
3222 Stranger Things are happening every day. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
3223 Just another reason not to be a Republican 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
3224 If this is California’s solution to housing costs, I’ll stick with Ohio. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
3225 That's Brad for you, always seeing the upside. 1.2973 0.04185 74 60 13 1
3226 The divorce has turned David's world upside down. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
3227 Yeah, you’re right Marge. I guess covid really has turned our world upside down. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
3228 I feel like the neighbors have been on top of us for the last year. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
3229 Dave has planning permission from God, apparently. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
3230 Remember the racists who said minorities would upend the neighborhood. Well,we’ve managed it all on our own. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
3231 Is that Gilbert or Sullivan ? Who can tell in this topsy turvy world we're living in. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
3232 Turn those frowns upside down, ladies! 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
3233 I try to get along, but I just can’t see things from his point of view. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
3234 Things can look upside down 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
3235 Look, it’s that guy from Stranger Things 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
3236 Our neighbor has brought social distancing to new heights. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
3237 Wait, is he in the Upside Down, or are we? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
3238 No, not a new neighbor. Just an investor flipping the house. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
3239 He says he's moving to Australia, and wants to acclimate. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
3240 I knew Harry had a second family. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
3241 ‘ “Yeah, but to him, we look upside down”. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
3242 My theory is that it's an upside down, parallel universe. 1.2963 0.06272 54 40 13 1
3243 He turns my world upside down. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
3244 Whatever happens, we are not chipping in for a third fence. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
3245 Sure divorce turns your world upside down, but as long as it took him with it I'm cool. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
3246 His world has turned upside-down since the pandemic. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
3247 I've seen Stranger Things and this is no Stranger Things. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
3248 Just as I predicted, the politicians have now turned the world upside down. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
3249 I'm guessing he just plans to resell it. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
3250 Space really went on a bender! 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
3251 Nope, everything’s normal. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
3252 I'm at NPR, he's with Fox. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
3253 He'll do anything to get attention when my friends visit. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
3254 Ed has what you’d call a different perspective. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
3255 He'll go to any length to get my attention. 1.2963 0.06272 54 38 16 0
3256 The world has taken a turn for the worse. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
3257 That’s Mr. Jones. We really can’t keep up with him anymore. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
3258 Our new neighbour is nice enough but he lacks an air of gravitas. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
3259 My neighbor always looks down on me. 1.2963 0.06272 54 38 16 0
3260 Ugh. He acts like everyone’s beneath him. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
3261 Who did you buy these gummies from again? 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
3262 He's no longer on the fence 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3263 What did you put in the tea, Margaret? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3264 ...you did say your life was a little up-side-down... 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
3265 Still getting oriented to the new neighborhood,huh? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
3266 I had heard he was upside down with his mortgage but didn’t realize it was that bad. 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
3267 He flipped his house and made a bundle 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3268 Potatoe, potato... 1.2958 0.05812 71 54 15 2
3269 High density zoning is weird. 1.2958 0.05455 71 50 21 0
3270 Are you grasping the gravity of the situation here? Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
3271 I hope you enjoyed the mushrooms! 1.2955 0.08340 44 33 9 2
3272 No matter which way you look at it, he's a good neighbor 1.2955 0.06958 44 31 13 0
3273 This neighborhood is full of upside-down mortgages." 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
3274 Are we supposed to keep upside down with the Jones' now? 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
3275 It's only creepy when he appears in the shower. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
3276 To be honest, I’m not sure I fit in here. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
3277 Other than that, they’re law abiding. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
3278 Yup...another Bitcoin Denier 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
3279 The Eschers are a little odd. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
3280 I think he's a rapper. He said his name is MC Escher. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
3281 There’s something off-putting about that Escher family. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
3282 It's just a reflection. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
3283 When will he realize he bought a flipped property? 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
3284 2020 was truly a year in which everything was upside down! 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
3285 I think someone hacked my eyes. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
3286 He has been much happier since he turned his life around. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
3287 He's in Real-estate He said he's OK, but, our reverse mortgage is not right for us.. 1.2951 0.05888 61 43 18 0
3288 He makes a wonderful pineapple cake. There's just one problem... 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
3289 Pfizer or Johnson & Johnson? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
3290 Is it kitty corner or catty corner? I've heard both. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
3291 Don’t worry, I heard this is part of the ‘new normal.’ 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
3292 Oh don’t mind Jeff, he’s a flat earther 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
3293 We wanted our kids to have someone to look up to. 1.2949 0.06082 78 60 14 4
3294 At first he wanted a mirror on the bedroom ceiling, then it became an obsession. 1.2949 0.05508 78 59 17 2
3295 You just can’t trust empirical observation these days 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
3296 I told my neighbor flipping houses was risky 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
3297 He’ll do anything to get a date with me. 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
3298 Our divorce turned both our worlds upside down, but it was worth it. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3299 I bet their marriage will bite the dust. 1.2941 0.06306 68 52 13 3
3300 My new neighbor from down under 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3301 Yup...getting used to the new normal 1.2941 0.07564 51 38 11 2
3302 My new neighbor ... he’s from Australia. 1.2941 0.07564 51 38 11 2
3303 We asked him not to trim his hedges. 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
3304 Is he in the upside down or are we? 1.2941 0.08538 51 40 7 4
3305 Looks like Charlie got a new roof put on. 1.2941 0.06444 51 36 15 0
3306 IM STILL HAVING PROBLEMS ADAPTING TO THESE NEW BIFOCALS” 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
3307 It's been like this ever since he had his reverse mortgage approved. 1.2941 0.07564 51 38 11 2
3308 He’s leasing the air rights. 1.2941 0.07564 51 38 11 2
3309 Wave away, jackass. It just reminds me of how you ruined my view. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3310 nice guy, but odd perspective 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3311 I've heard of flipping a house but this is, frankly, ridiculous. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3312 What’s he up to now?” 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
3313 He claims that the world has turned upside down, so we have to adapt 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
3314 Hard to find grounded neighbors these days. 1.2941 0.07026 51 39 10 2
3315 I see Australia is in Eurovision again this year. 1.2941 0.07026 51 37 13 1
3316 Dick's getting ready for his trip to Australia. 1.2933 0.05623 75 57 16 2
3317 Role reversal? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
3318 Buy the air rights I said. Spend a little more. But did he listen? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
3319 Another microagression. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
3320 His kids are always leaving their toys in our yard. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
3321 Well, it solved the housing shortage. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
3322 He drops by every so often. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
3323 Topographical distancing. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
3324 I like these prismatic lenses. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
3325 I wish he would stop saying "Top of the world to you." 1.2931 0.08871 58 48 3 7
3326 That's Roy, our new neighbor from Australia." 1.2931 0.06029 58 41 17 0
3327 His leaves keep falling into our yard. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
3328 Just ignore him. He still thinks the election was stolen. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
3329 At least he's white. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
3330 Maybe legalization wasn't a great idea. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
3331 This is my most boring Inception dream yet! 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
3332 I don't care if it's politically incorrect, NIMBY! 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
3333 I invited him to drop in. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
3334 That Harry. Anything to get attention. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
3335 Hey! Want to come over and watch ‘Inception’? 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
3336 There goes part of the neighborhood. 1.2931 0.06029 58 43 14 1
3337 In my parallel universe, a nice single man moves in next door and we fall in love… 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
3338 It’s a new vaccine side effect. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
3339 I'm pretty sure he's waving, not drowning. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
3340 Don't we have gravity to deal with things like this? 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
3341 I think Bill’s been watching too much “Flip This House” again! 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
3342 I’ve always looked up to Randy. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
3343 Jim says the neighbors look down on us, but they seem so nice on the surfaces 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
3344 Just moved in - Christopher someone - Nolan, I think. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
3345 What ARE the fastest growing trees?.... 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
3346 Whose been drinking? 1.2927 0.08726 41 31 8 2
3347 It's all good until he builds a fire. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
3348 John sure has turned his life around 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
3349 What was in that kombucha Betty? 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
3350 I told you: it's that doggone vaccine! 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
3351 I thought that we moved to the suburbs in order to not have any upstairs neighbors. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
3352 He's pleasant enough, but I really don't care for his pool parties. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
3353 are we standing on our head or is he 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
3354 I thought he was just a Covid-Vaxx side effect till you said you could see him.” 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
3355 It’s like we’re on a different wavelength. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
3356 This better not be about the stinking HOA fees. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
3357 He took one Ontology class in undergrad, and now he's unbearable. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
3358 The grass isn’t always greener, honey. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
3359 What worries me more is his sudden friendliness 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
3360 We are on a trial separation 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
3361 It is just the Earth’s poles flipping again. It happens every million years or so. 1.2917 0.08400 48 37 8 3
3362 Just ignore him. He’s always trying to show off. 1.2917 0.07268 48 35 12 1
3363 Oh that’s our new neighbor, Joe. He won’t be here long because he’s one of those house flippers. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
3364 Well, judging by his accent, he must be Australian. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3365 His house falls under the new zoning Twilight Zone. 1.2917 0.07268 48 35 12 1
3366 They didn’t have to give a down payment. 1.2917 0.07268 48 35 12 1
3367 Things have gotten weird since pot was legalized. 1.2917 0.07268 48 35 12 1
3368 When the pandemic is over, I can stop making my own eyeglasses 1.2917 0.08912 48 38 6 4
3369 I don't know how to explain it ,he's rich and charming, but there's just something about him 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3370 Hi Ladies! Hey George! Want to come down, er...I mean...UP, for a drink? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3371 Yeah,I had to break up with him. He just sees the world differently than I do. 1.2917 0.07268 48 35 12 1
3372 I think it's a random effect of global warming. 1.2917 0.07268 48 35 12 1
3373 Some neighbors never forget you, even when they've gone. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
3374 He's always frowning - talk about a lack of perspective. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
3375 He’ll do virtually anything to avoid lifting a hand around the house. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
3376 He's usually very down-to-earth. 1.2917 0.07854 48 36 10 2
3377 He's in his reflective state. 1.2917 0.07854 48 36 10 2
3378 , they are from Down Under, except ... they are now down above! 1.2917 0.07268 48 35 12 1
3379 That’s my neighbor, Joe. He takes Opposite Day very seriously. 1.2917 0.07854 48 36 10 2
3380 There he goes again.” “We get it, quarantine has helped you find new talents. 1.2917 0.07854 48 36 10 2
3381 Well he's cute but I don't think it would work out... he seems kind of complicated? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
3382 Now do you believe me Ethel? The world really has been upside down this past year. 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
3383 Nice guy, keeps inviting us over, but everything’s kind of up in the air right now. 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
3384 I can see Australia from here. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
3385 Yeah,you're right. With everything that's been going on,I hadn't really noticed. 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
3386 At least he’s not underwater anymore. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
3387 I guess he really did dig through to China 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
3388 Ignore him, he’s just my updoor neighbor. 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
3389 They say the grass looks greener, but no one has said anything about this. 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
3390 Just as I thought. We are living in two different realities these days. 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
3391 Lockdown Diary Entry #76323465878789: Letting go of all I've held onto I'm standing here until you make me move I'm hanging by a moment here with you 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
3392 Sure he’s friendly. But we don’t see eye to eye.” 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
3393 Oh, I forgot. It’s upside down day. 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
3394 It still baffles me why he insisted on building his own fence 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
3395 How’s this for six feet? 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
3396 He's really trying to spice up working from home 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
3397 I can’t even make a joke about the flyover states anymore 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
3398 After his divorce he’s really turned things around 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
3399 I’ve just never gotten his point of view. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
3400 What really annoys me about him is he never has to clean his gutters. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
3401 I'm not that happy with these edibles. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
3402 I guess Harry thinks the world really is upside down. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
3403 That is my Brother in Australia. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
3404 Who is he head over heels with, you or me? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
3405 Poor Carl, COVID has turned his whole world upside down. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
3406 I never know if he’s saying hello or goodbye. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
3407 Keeping up with the Joneses is getting ridiculous. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
3408 Oh, that’s just T. C. Boyle’s illustrator. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
3409 amazing what men will do to look down our tops 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
3410 COVID has certainly turned the world upside down! 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
3411 He has a totally different view of the world. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
3412 We really do need a taller fence. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
3413 He's at a whole new level with social distancing. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
3414 The country is still divided; it’s just more fun this way. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
3415 This would play better in portrait mode 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
3416 Poor Dan is in a droop. #palindrome 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
3417 Just another day in 2021 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
3418 I wonder if that’s the third wave... 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
3419 Jim got the vaccine I heard 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
3420 I miss privacy 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
3421 I keep telling him to stop trying to keep upside down with the Joneses. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3422 Howdy neighbor, what’s coming down tonight? 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3423 I've tried to look at the world from my neighbor's perspective, but... 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3424 COVID-19 has certainly turned this neighborhood upside down. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3425 He seems to think he can just drop in. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3426 I thought I was over him. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3427 He did this to make a point after I built the fence. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3428 Reflecting on 2020 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
3429 So, is he upside down or are we upside down? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3430 I guess he’s got his head in the clouds. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3431 When you said Ralph was inverted, I thought it meant he preferred being alone indoors. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3432 He didn’t take advantage of these low refinancing rates. 1.2899 0.06229 69 53 13 3
3433 I hate living next door to Christopher Nolan! 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
3434 This is apparently what happens when you swipe obliquely. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
3435 To answer your question Susan, no I don’t believe that Dennis Hopper would endorse a brand of chamomile tea unless it was entirely above board 1.2895 0.04890 76 61 12 3
3436 I bet Trump would love this neighborly arrangement. 1.2895 0.05562 76 58 16 2
3437 These days, it's so hard to know who is up and who is down. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
3438 I think he's making a political point. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
3439 Those damn Joneses, it’s so much harder to keep up with them these days.... 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
3440 He acts like his place is on another level 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
3441 Not sure exactly what it is but the new neighbor seems a little off. 1.2889 0.08179 45 34 9 2
3442 Let's just say we see things differently. 1.2889 0.08179 45 34 9 2
3443 He is flipping houses now. What next? 1.2889 0.07536 45 33 11 1
3444 But it's not as strange as people living in my computer 1.2889 0.07536 45 33 11 1
3445 Don't wave back. He'll bore you with endless Outback stories. 1.2889 0.07536 45 33 11 1
3446 On a clear day you can see the city from his basement. 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
3447 Of course, cliff-front property is not for everyone. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
3448 And I've been complaining that my house is upside down! 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
3449 Well, he is very friendly, but he just doesn't fit into the neighborhood." 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
3450 All my other neighbors are just backwards. 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
3451 The neighborhood hasn't been the same since the Eschers moved in. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
3452 some of us can't handle this past year,and go topsy turvy! 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
3453 He claims it’s because of 5G. 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
3454 He put up this huge mirror yesterday. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
3455 Mr. Escher looks chipper this morning. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
3456 ...He said after the divorce that he was going to hang around forever, that I would always see him wherever I went, whether I liked it or not. 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
3457 He spent all of last year learning how to do that 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
3458 Don't look. He just wants attention. 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
3459 He never falls into the pool. 1.2881 0.06860 59 46 10 3
3460 He thought the grass is greener from up above. 1.2881 0.05947 59 42 17 0
3461 He wrote a Step-by-Step Guide on How to Flip a House. 1.2881 0.05947 59 42 17 0
3462 I hope he knows that won't make him taller 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
3463 That neighbor's head over heels for me. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
3464 Stubbs lives in the alternate reality. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
3465 With Climate Change, I suppose we'll only have more inversions. 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
3466 If I could do it over again, we wouldn't have sold the air rights. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
3467 Well, they told us living in the suburbs has its upsides and its downsides 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
3468 We actually love our neighbors. They’re always up for anything. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
3469 His world has been turned upside down. 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
3470 You see it, right? I thought it was a drug interaction with my gin & tonic... 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
3471 That's my handyman. He's always on top of things. 1.2881 0.05947 59 42 17 0
3472 Him? That’s our new neighbor Mr. Escher. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
3473 COVID really turned Bob's world upside down 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
3474 My husband sold our air rights to China. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
3475 Don’t you hate drop-ins? 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
3476 He’s a former flat earther 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
3477 Stranger Things Retirement Community 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
3478 ‘He’s a post-structuralist’. 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
3479 I heard he’s making an audition tape to get into the space hotel 1.2881 0.05947 59 44 14 1
3480 Don’t let the wave fool you 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
3481 Our North Pole neighbors like to pop in and say hi sometimes 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
3482 The real estate market has skyrocketed since the end of gravity. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3483 I keep telling him that's not what social distancing means. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3484 Great frown! 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3485 They weren't kidding about those second-shot side effects, were they? 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3486 Doug seems nice enough. But I sometimes get the feeling he thinks he's above us. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3487 It looks like M.C. Escher world... 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3488 NO........!!! YOU’VE got it wrong!!!!! 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3489 Martha, I think we should ease off on the gummies." 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3490 I guess this is the new normal. 1.2879 0.06747 66 53 9 4
3491 These days, it seems like everyone is into flipping houses. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3492 We should have him over for coffee sometime. 1.2879 0.05616 66 47 19 0
3493 I always told him he was living in another world. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3494 He thinks he’s so clever, ever since I asked him to keep it down over there that one night 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3495 Covid really has turned the whole world upside down 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3496 That’s Keith, he just moved here from Sydney. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3497 Can you bring an upside down cake to the block party? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
3498 Hey, neighbor! How's it hangin'? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
3499 Hello Mr. Escher 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
3500 It wasn't easy, but we found a way around the zoning bylaws. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
3501 Did I mention that Elon Musk was going to drop by? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
3502 Nice man. Maybe not so much when the new fence goes up. And he's sure to squawk about the alligator moat. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3503 It's strange, he never comes out during the day! 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
3504 They are not as stuck-up as you would expect. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3505 Ignore him. He just wants to borrow the lawn mower, again. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3506 After the year we’ve had that looks normal. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3507 He seems fine, but the divorce has really turned his world upside down. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
3508 He thinks things are looking up. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
3509 We sold him our air-rights 1.2857 0.07715 49 37 10 2
3510 I'd like it here more if the neighbors weren't on top of us... 1.2857 0.08248 49 38 8 3
3511 I thought you said those mushrooms were safe to eat! 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
3512 Please, don’t stand up. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
3513 Things are looking up! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
3514 It has something to do with gravitational pull but I KNOW I won’t be able to explain it when the kids inevitably ask. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3515 I'm glad you see it too, 'cause I thought I was going crazy. He says this has something to do with "String Theory." 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3516 The world really has gone topsy-turvy. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
3517 The closer we get the more I think this glass ceiling was a man's idea. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
3518 Ed has always been an enigma to me... 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
3519 They are really cramming houses into this subdivision any way they can, aren't they? 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
3520 Just wait. This is when "Flo" and "Jamie"pop out of the bushes. 1.2857 0.08248 49 38 8 3
3521 You know, this microdosing really tends to turn the world upside down sometimes. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3522 It's funny. I was just reading how this covid crisis has turned our world upside down 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3523 M. C. Escher just moved in next door. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3524 Parallel universes are all well and good, but I find them somewhat impractical. 1.2857 0.07143 49 36 12 1
3525 The best part? No neighbors. 1.2857 0.06091 56 40 16 0
3526 I definitely think we were supposed to cut the gummy in half. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
3527 My neighbor and I just don’t see things the same way. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
3528 Just ignore him - he’s always hanging around 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3529 I'm pretty sure it's a mirage, but from now on, I'm cutting the afternoon negronis anyway. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
3530 "I think we'd be a good match, in an alternative world..." 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
3531 Despite this, Marie, he remains a flat-earther. 1.2857 0.07143 49 36 12 1
3532 I flipped him off. I guess it worked. 1.2857 0.08544 42 32 8 2
3533 Oh, he just drops in whenever he feels like it. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
3534 That's my neighbor, Gordon. Things have been upside down over there, ever since his wife left him. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
3535 This would make a good TV show, ya think? 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
3536 He's making the best of an upside-down mortgage. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
3537 The neighborhood has really changed since all the house flipping. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
3538 The pandemic really turned Bob's world upside down. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
3539 Then he got himself appointed to the zoning board. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3540 It looks like David Copperfield is up to his old tricks again.” 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
3541 He flies by here every day about this time. Just ignore him. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
3542 When Bob said he turned the house upside down looking for his car keys I assumed he was speaking figuratively 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
3543 It's only 'til they turn over the rental. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3544 Don’t wave back. I find these visits very intrusive 1.2857 0.07143 49 36 12 1
3545 He seems to think he'll be able to flip that house. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
3546 Ignore him, he's a cartoonist. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
3547 I do feel a lot better. But I’m just going to take one tomorrow. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
3548 Ok Mr gravity, you win. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
3549 Good god, Helen, why are you such a downer! 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
3550 That is one hell of a happy reverse-mortgager." 1.2857 0.05438 70 50 20 0
3551 It's like the whole world is upside down these days 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3552 Just ignore him. He's been hanging around here for weeks 1.2857 0.06091 56 40 16 0
3553 His ultra-extreme social distancing is just a cover for his staring down my blouse. 1.2857 0.08544 42 32 8 2
3554 They are good. We only have problems when they water the garden. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
3555 It’s only a problem when he puts his dogs out. 1.2857 0.07715 49 37 10 2
3556 That’s not weird, honey. It’s the latest in home-energy sustainability. They put the solar panels on the bottom rather than the top of the property. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
3557 When Lucy did it she was in Diamonds and going backwards. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
3558 Believe me: As soon as he moved in next door, I looked him up. 1.2857 0.06091 56 40 16 0
3559 I told you things have been getting weird. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
3560 Oh, great. Another property-flipper. 1.2857 0.07143 49 36 12 1
3561 That's our knew neighbor, Mr Musk. 1.2857 0.06091 77 61 13 3
3562 That's our crazy neighbor, MC Escher. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
3563 Yeah, believe it or not it’s been like this for a year now and its starting to feel like our new normal. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3564 I guess I’ve just been gravitating away from my neighbor. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
3565 I think that herbal anti COVID tea is altering me a bit. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3566 It used to be an alternate reality. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
3567 Wow! Now that’s what I call a “pivot”!!! 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
3568 My God he's oppositional 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3569 Carl is getting pretty creative with his lawn care 1.2857 0.06091 56 40 16 0
3570 That reversed mortgage isn’t going as planned for Joe 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
3571 March 9th, meet March 9th. 1.2857 0.09199 42 33 6 3
3572 I told you, we don't have room for your Alternative Dwelling Unit. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
3573 Don’t mind Gary, he’s in his own little world 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3574 Jim thought there’d be a lot of upside buying in the neighborhood. Turns out he was only half right. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3575 So I told him our marriage really needed a 180-degree turn 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
3576 He’s gotten into ‘Stranger Things’ recently and wanted the full experience. 1.2857 0.09199 42 33 6 3
3577 Don’t judge him, he just realized there is another half 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3578 Poor Ron, didn’t realize his new landscaper was dyslexic until it was too late. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
3579 My neighbor never seems to appreciate the gravity of his current situation. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
3580 Should I ask him if I can borrow a cup of inverted sugar? 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
3581 Oh rats, nice guy but he's always hanging around trying to get attention. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
3582 i thought my upstairs neigbors were noisy, but at least they don't have a lawn to mow! 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
3583 How's the weather up there? 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3584 That's our new neighbor, Myron. He makes a delicious pineapple upside down cake. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
3585 Rake your leaves, instead of dumping them in our yard! 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
3586 I see next door are being impossible again 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3587 Ever since the Yang’s moved next door we’ve been healthier, have a tidier yard and now are in balance with the universe! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3588 He always did have his head in the clouds. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3589 When he mows his lawn we stay upwind. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3590 After binge watching "Flip This House," well, ... I guess the quarantining got the best of me. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3591 Is it rude to ask his orientation? 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3592 I warned him about reading Descartes, but he wouldn't listen.. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3593 I'd like to ask him to drop over, but then again I'm not so sure. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3594 He always tries to "one up" the neighbors. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
3595 I can't tell if he's saying hello or goodbye. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
3596 I don't think we're ever going to see eye to eye with the new neighbor. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
3597 My idiot neighbor thinks we’re upside down 1.2833 0.05867 60 43 17 0
3598 I had no idea you were this close to the equator. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
3599 There he goes again! Always trying to be different. Or I told you his world has been turned upside down! 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
3600 It must be from that mushroom souffle. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
3601 We need a bigger fence. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
3602 Don't worry,the drinks are down here. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
3603 I tell him to stop watching Tucker Carlson, but he never listens. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
3604 Harry got so good at buying & flipping houses for a quick profit he got stuck in it when the market stalled. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
3605 Frank always wanted a house near the wormhole. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
3606 Looking at one of the 74 million Americans that voted. #alternetreality 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
3607 I see a poodle, what do you see?” “Jim. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
3608 It used to be burglars turned your world upside down—now they’re hacking home security in the Cloud. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
3609 I always thought he had his head in the clouds 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
3610 You think he knows something we don't? 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
3611 Hah, And the realtor said 'they don't build more land'. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
3612 Martha, what the hell was in that casserole? 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
3613 So Dorothy, what is the difference between LSD and Ecstasy?” “Not sure but ever since I tried them my whole world has been topsy turvy like those old ‘twilight zones’ “ 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
3614 Well, he did say he goes through life ignoring its gravity. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
3615 Your right, the grass is greener above the other side of the fence. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
3616 I really don't mind the whole idea of alternate universes. But I do find the orientation disturbing. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
3617 You and I know its and alternative reality,but I'm still waiting for him to fall. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
3618 So that's what happens when you are upside down on your mortgage. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
3619 This new season of Stranger Things looks different. 1.2830 0.06247 53 38 15 0
3620 He's still living under the previous administration 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
3621 He seems nice, but I have a feeling he's a Republican. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
3622 Yeah, he is always complaining that his world has been turned upside down. 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
3623 Says he's from the Antipodes. 1.2830 0.06247 53 38 15 0
3624 My life has been upended since the day he moved in. 1.2830 0.06247 53 38 15 0
3625 He's nice but he has a different world view 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
3626 Some days I regret selling the air rights to my backyard. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
3627 Don't wave back! It'll only make him think we think he's real. 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
3628 Yes. However, his wife is not at all that way. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
3629 After this, we're done flipping houses. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
3630 That’s my neighbor, he’s still stuck in 2020 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
3631 You just can't tell him anything.. he's always got to have a different angle 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
3632 I guess he wasn't joking when he said his life got flipped upside down 1.2830 0.06247 53 38 15 0
3633 The other side of the sky ceiling 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
3634 If only he stopped turning my world upside down...” 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
3635 Circus folk. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
3636 Oh I forgot to mention, Bill said he wanted to drop by. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
3637 The HOA keeps fining him for his grass being higher than 6 inches 1.2826 0.08605 46 36 7 3
3638 I've been binge-watching Stanger Things too long. 1.2826 0.07397 46 34 11 1
3639 Trump supporter. 1.2826 0.08024 46 35 9 2
3640 It was the only solution to our parking issues. 1.2826 0.07397 46 36 8 2
3641 He says real estate is sky high. 1.2826 0.09149 46 37 5 4
3642 Didn't I tell you he was a mirror image of your last neighbor? 1.2826 0.07397 46 34 11 1
3643 Fritz devised yet another way casting his lawn clippings into his neighbors' yards. 1.2826 0.08024 46 35 9 2
3644 I hate to point out the obvious, but that haircut screams midlife crisis. 1.2826 0.08605 46 36 7 3
3645 I guess I should have asked the Realtor more specific questions about the town's building codes. 1.2826 0.08024 46 35 9 2
3646 He says I turned his world upside down, but I don't believe him. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
3647 Ken takes his Neighbourhood Watch duties to new heights. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
3648 I’ve heard of bending over backwards to be a good neighbor, but this is a bit much. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
3649 Backyard doesn’t seem so big now, does it. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3650 I won't let him turn my world upside down again! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3651 Head over heels, he said. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
3652 Life 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
3653 We gotta get a taller fence. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
3654 Mrs. Piggle Wiggle’s grandson ... Nothing seems to get him down. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
3655 I wasn't crazy about an upside-down universe moving into the neighborhood, but Brad is a delight. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3656 It's nice having Fred Astaire live next door. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3657 He just doesn’t realize the gravity of his situation. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3658 No, Steve, you aren't invited. You know why. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3659 That's Eric. Jerry calls him 'Mr. One-Upmanship.' 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3660 Our new neighbor is so full of hot air. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3661 He still thinks Trump won. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3662 My new neighbor is a physicist. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3663 There he goes trying to one up us again. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3664 Do you ever have one of those days that everything seems a bit upside down? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3665 I’m done with virtual background zooming. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3666 They're Australians. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3667 He’s Escher’s great grandson. Nice guy, but he’s definitely impacted our property values. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3668 It’s my neighbor. He’s head over heels in love with me. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3669 Life in The Upside Down was boring, but fine. 1.2812 0.06853 64 52 8 4
3670 We are where we are. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3671 I can tell this is just a dream because Leo’s wearing last year’s Armani. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3672 A fence is never too high 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3673 He just wants attention. I know he does it with mirrors. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3674 What do you think will happen when Steve finally learns about gravity? 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3675 Just my luck, my ex is here in my alternate universe 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
3676 He works in Hollywood, specializes in back ground scenes. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
3677 Oh no somebody Inception-ed Frank! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
3678 Yes, COVID certainly has turned the world upside down! 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3679 Bob is so 2020. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
3680 I have to confess, Vera. I'm still having a hard time getting used to the new normal. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
3681 He's so smug ever since he invented anti-gravity 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3682 That guy always seemed to be from another Universe! 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
3683 I was so hopeful that we would right ourselves after Trump left, but I guess that was far to much to hope for. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
3684 He's really got to turn his life around. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3685 Since the new neighbors moved in, I've been feeling the money we spent on that privacy fence was pretty much wasted. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3686 He keeps asking us to drop in but I don't know how. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3687 Back in the day, we called them side effects. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
3688 I can’t wait to see how he does inside out!!! 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3689 I guess there is a downside to every neighborhood. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
3690 He's friendly but he really does live in an alternate universe. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
3691 Always reminding everyone that he made a pile flipping houses. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
3692 Is that what normalcy looks like? I can’t remember 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
3693 For years now he thought he was above us. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3694 Elon's next venture... 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
3695 Ever since COVID, his perspective has been a little off. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3696 You forgot to turn off the filter again, Jeff! 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3697 These damn house flippers are ruining our neighborhood 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3698 I feel like ever since Covid started we’ve gotten closer to our neighbours 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3699 Can I get your opinion on something? I'm trying to write a New Yorker caption. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3700 Gee what was in the coffee? 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3701 opposite day they said. It would be fun they said. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
3702 Is it him, or is it us? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
3703 Airspace makes for good neighbors. 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
3704 Remember those old jokes about Frank Lloyd Wrong? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
3705 It's a win-win: he's very friendly, and he respects our boundaries. 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
3706 Does the "good fences make good neighbors" saying extend to ceilings? 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
3707 He's the neighbor who never has to rake his leaves. 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
3708 Mars is getting close. 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
3709 Deregulate order is tyranny I think he said 1.2800 0.06414 50 36 14 0
3710 So... You were asking about my year... 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
3711 He claims he’s Q. 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
3712 Try to ignore him! 1.2800 0.07022 50 40 8 2
3713 They say Venus will be unusually close this year. 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
3714 He just returned from 6 months in the space station 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
3715 Well, that's what happens when you zone for high density. 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
3716 I'm sick and tired of how he's always looking down on everyone in the neighborhood. 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
3717 I don't know why he's always so happy, he's been upside down on that house since he bought it in '08. 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
3718 The new shop around the corner has the best stuff. I had only half a browny. Jagdev Sharma, Scottsdale AZ 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
3719 My ex and I never shared the same perspective. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
3720 He was always a bit over the top 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
3721 That’s Harvey. Since his wife left him his world’s been upside down “ 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
3722 We weren’t originally zoned for a guest cottage, but where there’s a will, there’s a way. 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
3723 Boy , Frank wasn't kidding when he said Covid had turned his life upside down " 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
3724 Working from home has really turned his world upside-down. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3725 He seems to think he’s still in Australia. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3726 Nothing's right since Escher moved in. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
3727 He said he was going to bake me an upside-down cake. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3728 I wonder when gravity will kick in. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3729 Editor: "If there's a bass-ackwards way of doing something, my neighbor will find it!" 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
3730 His face is always red. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
3731 Joan, what did you put in those brownies again? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
3732 Mabel our world sure has been turned upside down in the last twelve months 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
3733 Occasionally he drops by unannounced. 1.2791 0.07680 43 32 10 1
3734 Well, either Bill is upside down on his mortgage or your hard lemonade has kicked in. 1.2791 0.06921 43 31 12 0
3735 He doesn't look Chinese to me 1.2791 0.09007 43 34 6 3
3736 He bought at the height of the recession 1.2791 0.08370 43 33 8 2
3737 It looks like Wanda is on her monthly again. 1.2791 0.07680 43 32 10 1
3738 Phil’s a great contractor...look how he flipped the house next door! 1.2791 0.07680 43 32 10 1
3739 I hear he's from Australia. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3740 I've told you before! That international space station is getting insanely big! 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
3741 Even though acid isn't legal yet, it's still the best. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3742 It's a topsy turvy world. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3743 I find the neighborhood is more digestible if I put a tab of LSD in my lemonade. 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
3744 He's finally flipped! 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
3745 Sometimes Down is Up.” 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3746 I think he got the Pfizer. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3747 How's it down under? 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3748 You'd think he'd have dropped in by now. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3749 Don't make eye contact. He loves to talk. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
3750 and there he goes again... 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3751 See, I told you he always thought he was above us” 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3752 Guess he overheard us 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
3753 Oh jeez, don’t make eye contact. He probably lost his frisbee in our yard again. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3754 Now he thinks he can just drop in whenever he feels like it. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
3755 It's been a topsy-turvy year but....! 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
3756 After decades in Manhattan, I love the blandness of suburban life. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
3757 I think he said "High", not "Hi". 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
3758 I wouldn’t get too friendly. I hear he’s not on the up and up” 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
3759 "Don't worry, Madge. It's just an optical delusion." 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
3760 What did Betsy put in my drink? I am seeing Bob in a whole new way! 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
3761 I'm getting out the shotgun if he flies by once more. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
3762 How much did we take? 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
3763 Since the pandemic, I don't know which way is up anymore. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
3764 I've told him again and again that he's spending way too much time at that Escher exhibit. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
3765 It's funny until he barbecues. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
3766 Be careful. ‘Swipe left’ might mean something different when they’re oriented this way. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
3767 Overall, he's good neighbor, but I do think he looks down on us. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
3768 You know how I said these pot brownies aren't doing anything for me? Now I'm not so sure... 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
3769 I live the way I want, no matter what you say! 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
3770 Phil thinks he lives in a parallel universe, but I say it’s just an inverted universe. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
3771 Weird, he's only got four fingers. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
3772 He always has to one up us. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
3773 Poor Arthur. Having to quarantine has literally turned his world upside down. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
3774 This is the closest Mars gets to us all year. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
3775 I don't think I'll ever understand how these reverse mortgages work. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
3776 Marge, you still believe the earth is flat? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
3777 I told you this neighborhood has a lot of diversity of perspectives 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
3778 The real question is, "how'd WE end up down here?" 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
3779 Up. Down. Polar switch. Alternate truth. Whatever. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
3780 I thought the Upside Down was supposed to be more sinister. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3781 He's still on top of the world after winning the lottery! 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
3782 Is it just me, or is it getting harder to tell the difference between up and down? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3783 Gonna need a taller fence. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3784 The ufo’s have almost gotten it right 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3785 covid turned the world upside down, and we still have to social distance 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3786 Ever since he invented that anti-gravity thing he has never stopped showing off. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3787 He's forever asking me to hang out with him but the blood always rushes to my head. 1.2769 0.05593 65 47 18 0
3788 Friends above all else 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3789 I hear his toilet swirls backwards too! 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3790 That's Bob. Friendly enough but lives in an alternate universe. Still believes Trump won the election. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3791 He’ll never change his perspective 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3792 He refinanced with Fannie Mae 1.2766 0.06595 47 34 13 0
3793 Living a the equator is weird. 1.2766 0.08441 47 37 7 3
3794 He'll try anything to get my attention. 1.2766 0.08972 47 38 5 4
3795 Don’t wave back, it just encourages him. 1.2766 0.07263 47 35 11 1
3796 In our parallel universe, men actually ask for directions. 1.2766 0.06595 47 37 9 1
3797 It's all in how you look at things. 1.2766 0.06595 47 34 13 0
3798 He just flipped out. 1.2766 0.07874 47 36 9 2
3799 He's a property speculator . . . that's gotta be the 4th or 5th house he's flipped this year. 1.2766 0.07263 47 35 11 1
3800 ‘This Guy’s the Limit’ 1.2766 0.07263 47 35 11 1
3801 Hm, I never understood that whole 'flipping houses' business model... 1.2766 0.08441 47 37 7 3
3802 Look, that's our neighbor who thinks the world is shaped like a donut. 1.2766 0.07263 47 35 11 1
3803 I wouldn’t be waving if I had an upside-down mortgage. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
3804 His name is Escher -- likes to be called M.C. Just moved here from the Netherlands. He's nice enough, but he has some very unusual perspectives. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
3805 How can you be sure that is not us who are upside down? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3806 He is still trying to adjust being back from two year stint in Australia. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
3807 His world’s been kinda upside down since his wife divorced him 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
3808 Looks like Dave found the DMT pen. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
3809 The vaccine really changes things. 1.2759 0.08447 58 48 4 6
3810 It's become a topsy turvy world. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
3811 That's Oliver. He's Australian. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
3812 Yeah, it has been a weird year. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3813 He just wants attention. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
3814 He’s turned that house upside down and still can’t find his wallet 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
3815 I'll bet he's sorry he agreed to a reverse mortgage! 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3816 At first I thought it was an optical illusion, but then I discovered we really are upside down. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3817 Earth Two gets awfully close this time of year. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3818 Yep, this last year sure turned the world upside down. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3819 So that is what happens when the poles shift. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
3820 You get used to it. After David Copperfield retired here our property value doubled.” 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
3821 He saw an infomercial on house flipping. 1.2759 0.05920 58 42 16 0
3822 He's been so much more friendly since you got him those Gravity Boots. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3823 Don't worry--it's just a side effect of the second vaccine shot. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
3824 I really hope his sun comes out today. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
3825 Thanks Marge; that third shot hit the spot! 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3826 Is it just me, or are things feeling a bit up in the air? 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
3827 Bald people are weird 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3828 I guess the world IS literally upside down these days 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
3829 How's it hangin' neighbor? 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
3830 He won't shut up about flipping houses. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3831 That vaccine sure turned his world upside-down. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
3832 I never should have sold my air rights. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
3833 It's a story all about how his life got flipped-turned upside down 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3834 He just wants to fall into our pool 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
3835 Jeff has really been turning his life around. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
3836 I’ve absolutely no desire to travel to Australia... what about you Beryl? 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
3837 Better school district 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
3838 Oh look, the new season of ‘Stranger Things’ just dropped. 1.2754 0.05797 69 53 14 2
3839 Another house flipper. 1.2750 0.07996 40 30 9 1
3840 Crap, more proof of global warming. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
3841 The Zoning Committee is dominated by String Theorists. 1.2750 0.08761 40 31 7 2
3842 Why nitpick? He’s single. He’s funny. And I think he’s into you. 1.2750 0.08761 40 31 7 2
3843 'what's up, y'all' 1.2750 0.08761 40 31 7 2
3844 Due to the pandemic, they had to move their helium business to their home. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
3845 It's not so bad. I just wish he'd bring his garbage cans in right away. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
3846 wait till I tell you what he did last week to get me to look at him! 1.2745 0.06311 51 37 14 0
3847 Yeah, it's been an interesting year but I'm ready for things to get back to normal. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
3848 You know, these sort of things used to get to me... 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
3849 It wasn't I who wanted to live next door to Elon Musk! 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
3850 According to Newton, he will be dropping in at anytime. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
3851 You see that beautiful sun rise slash sunset this morning slash this evening? 1.2745 0.06311 51 37 14 0
3852 It's an absolute mess when he walks the dog. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
3853 He always has internet problems 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
3854 "We're gonna need a bigger fence." 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
3855 Oh, that's Bob. He's always lived in his own little world. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
3856 You find that on any QAnon web site. 1.2745 0.08438 51 41 6 4
3857 Is it just me or does that cloud looks like Bob waiving from his backyard. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
3858 Our new neighbor just isn’t very down to earth. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
3859 You know, this is the best Neighborhood Watch we've ever had. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
3860 Amazing! Even with his world turned upside down, he is still in good humor. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
3861 I told him, he would have a hangover 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
3862 0h my lord I knew we shouldn’t have had that second brownie 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
3863 We really need to catch up; why don't you just drop by? 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
3864 I thought that the helium house would only go up, not upside down 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3865 He’s always dropping in. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3866 I think our new neighbors might be Australian. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3867 holy shit what permit did Jerry get? 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3868 it seems when you believe in "alternate facts" gravity ceases to exist.. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
3869 They have a reverse mortgage... 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3870 I think your auto-rotate is turned off. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3871 He’s in his own world. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3872 I think they're Australian. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3873 Well, that was inevitable. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3874 I don't know if I told you but the house next door was just flipped to a new owner- 1.2742 0.05712 62 45 17 0
3875 I think he's still hung up on me. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3876 Things have been a little strange around here since the Nolans moved in. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3877 Ever since Nadean left his whole world's been upside down. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3878 Maybe we’re the ones upside down 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3879 Yeah, he promised me the moon, but I'm not buying it. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3880 It's my turn to pick up all the coins. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3881 I’d ask him over, but he’s always dropping things. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3882 These new houses really block the view. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3883 I think things are looking up for him 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3884 Look, His grass is definitely greener 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3885 we’re going to need a taller fence” 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3886 I’m just glad he’s wearing clothes today. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3887 Hello neighbors! Did you see Hannity last night? He's right! This cancel culture stuff is really out of control. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3888 The same time last year this was the other way around, but it surely feels like nothing has changed.... 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3889 He's OK, I just can't hang with him. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3890 The new neighbors seem alright, but I think they're up to something. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3891 Poor Joe, he hasn't had his vaccination yet. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
3892 I think a full glass of tequila may be a mistake! 1.2740 0.05936 73 57 13 3
3893 He's always hanging around trying to look down my shirt. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
3894 We wouldn't have bought the place if we knew that they' d be putting in an interdimensional portal but, as it turns out, he's a lovely guy. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
3895 Nice folk, but a little upside down. 1.2740 0.05256 73 57 14 2
3896 it's not contagious so we can still be outside 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3897 The real estate market has really gone topsy turvy. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
3898 Hm, I guess the grass isn’t greener. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3899 Is he upside down or is this another of those ‘what color is the dress’ illusions? 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
3900 So that’s what he meant when he said he planning to flip it. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
3901 If we keep pretending not to see him, he'll eventually just go back inside. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
3902 A valiant attempt to avoid property taxes. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3903 Did he get a haircut? 1.2727 0.07530 44 33 10 1
3904 Yes, it is rather annoying. Ever since they moved in we've had no privacy whatsoever 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
3905 He refuses to believe it’s just another conspiracy theory. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
3906 Meh, I've seen Stranger Things. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
3907 What I hate most is when he pees in his backyard. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
3908 Hey neighbor. The dog ate your viagra 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
3909 I am SO sick of his kid's ball falling in to our yard! 1.2727 0.06312 66 52 11 3
3910 Lately the neighborhood is feeling claustrophobic. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
3911 Sometimes it feels like the world has been turned upside down. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
3912 The realtor said he could flip our house too is we wanted to make some quick cash. 1.2727 0.06061 55 40 15 0
3913 Ignore him. He’s just trying to impress you. 1.2727 0.05524 66 48 18 0
3914 What the hell 's in this drink? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3915 Not to worry, it's just Fred Astaire, the long fingers give him away. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
3916 Flashbacks aren’t what they use to be. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3917 Oh, that’s Tom, our alternative universe next door neighbor. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3918 Watch out when he mows the lawn! 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
3919 Wait for it. I sense he’s getting ready to do his loop-the-loop thingy again. 1.2727 0.05524 66 48 18 0
3920 What bothers me most is when he waters his lawn. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
3921 Nice guy, but he doesn't follow the science. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
3922 That's Hank, he moved into the Covid mirage next door. 1.2727 0.08202 44 34 8 2
3923 Some clouds kind of look like things, but that one is really specific. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
3924 Oh dear, it looks like the neighbor will be dropping in. 1.2727 0.08202 44 34 8 2
3925 If this is the new normal, I'll pass. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
3926 If a UFO looks like my house I'd say those aliens are not very smart. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
3927 Don’t wave back...he’s suffering from a progressive form of density delusion. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
3928 He was our next door neighbor before the Pandemic 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3929 I guess a house flipper bought the neighbor's place. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3930 It's annoying,but he's on the HOA board. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
3931 Remind me which vaccine did our neighbor get ? (bis ...) 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
3932 Maybe it's a new TikTok trend 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3933 'There goes Albert again - he just won't let go of that damn upside-down Earth theory'' 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
3934 Not often your neighbor actually builds OVER the property line. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
3935 I guess Earth isn't flat like a pancake, it's more like a short stack? 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
3936 i always new be was kind of a peeping tom. But this really proves my pont 1.2716 0.05274 81 62 17 2
3937 well....we just don't see eye to eye.... plus, he always "drops in", unexpectedly 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3938 John doesn't believe in gravity. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3939 Getting vaccinated has changed his perspective. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
3940 I thought it was his mortgage that was upside down. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
3941 Move to Mars," they said. "Less gravity would make for more interesting neighbors," they said 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
3942 One day he'll notice. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
3943 Our new neighbor likes to hang out in his yard. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
3944 My mother told me I ‘d live in a topsey-turvey world if I didn’t clean my room. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
3945 I think he's in the Cloud! 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
3946 He inverted his lot to relieve the ennui 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
3947 Something tells me we should cut back on the herbicides. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
3948 Just when you think you're a liberal, a new challenge swims into view. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3949 He does it with mirrors... 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
3950 So, I guess 11 consecutive episodes of Stranger Things was too many after all. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3951 I hope my property taxes won’t rise from that extra dimension. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3952 Hmm. I don’t recall the nurse mentioning this particular side effect. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3953 What’s really freaking me out is that he’s not wearing a mask. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3954 Don't look at him, it would please this pretentious megalomaniac too much. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3955 Just ignore him- he floats by at this time every day just trying to get my attention. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3956 I feel as if my whole world is turned upside down. 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
3957 I never knew you could get there from here! 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
3958 Our new neighbor used to work for David Copperfield. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3959 I’d like to hear the story all about how his life got flipped, turned upside down! 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
3960 He is from down under. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3961 It started with Q-anon 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3962 The gravity of this situation is mind-boggling! 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
3963 ...And she didn't even use the panko bread crumbs like I suggested, it was the soggiest casserole I've ever had. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3964 He got the Dollar Tree vaccine. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
3965 That’s my neighbor, Fred. Hi Fred! 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3966 He never did know which way is up. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3967 Christopher Nolan is a surprisingly good neighbor 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3968 He'll do most anything for attention 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3969 I guess when he said he didn’t know which end was up, he was talking literally! 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
3970 We’re cordial, but we’ll never see eye to eye. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
3971 Morning,neighbors! If you see the kids' ball in your yard could you toss it back up? 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
3972 The house flipping has really gotten out of control. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
3973 Guess he's head over heels so what's next? 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3974 He only bought that house so he could make a few renovations and then flip it. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3975 COVID-19 has turned the world upside down. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3976 Oh god, here he comes. Get ready for an hour of him talking about his trip to Australia. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3977 It was then that Nancy realized she was no longer Micro dosing. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3978 And that's why you don't buy a house that somebody died in. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3979 Stranger things have happened in this upside-down world 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3980 That cloud looks like a house 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
3981 He always likes to catch me on the flip side. 1.2712 0.05838 59 43 16 0
3982 Seems like the neighbour is still trapped in WandaVision 1.2712 0.05838 59 43 16 0
3983 We're in a market bubble, all right. 1.2712 0.05838 59 43 16 0
3984 There's something a little off about the new neighbors, but I can't put my finger on it. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3985 Can you believe he asked me to pay for half his fence? 1.2708 0.06482 48 35 13 0
3986 We didn't think they would flip it so soon." 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
3987 COVID has turned his world upside down. 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
3988 He wasn't kidding when he said his world was turned upside down 1.2708 0.08283 48 38 7 3
3989 Remember how you asked why we angle our blinds downward? 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
3990 Yeah, he's a NIMBY. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
3991 He wrote 'Gravity's Rainbow.' 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
3992 It’s fine until he lets his dog out. 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
3993 ?PU S'TAHW ,OS 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
3994 It's so hard to believe some people still think the world is flat! 1.2708 0.06482 48 35 13 0
3995 Yeah, he's cute, and I'd love to date him, but he takes everything I say the wrong way. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
3996 I think he could have waited for the property to go a little lower. 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
3997 The grass is certainly greener on our side Bob. It's the California variety. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
3998 It’s time for a new pair of glasses. 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
3999 Our VR designer is from Paris! 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
4000 Don't wave back, he's just a flipper. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
4001 So my question is, how come we're not falling out of our chairs? 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
4002 Well, I'll be damned. That's the third time George has flown by. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
4003 It’s like looking in a mirror. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
4004 Sure it has its downside, but he seems so much happier off his meds. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
4005 So the parallel universe ain't so bad. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
4006 You can make a lot of money flipping houses. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4007 COVID really has turned the world upside down. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4008 I'm telling you Jane, that new neighbor has turned my whole world upside-down. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4009 Ever since he moved in, I knew there's something that doesn't seem upstanding about him. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4010 I’m no physicist, but is he being weird or just friendly? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4011 Next time you see him, ask him where he gets his hair gel. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4012 That's so 2019... 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4013 That divorce really turned his world upside down. 1.2698 0.05637 63 46 17 0
4014 Okay okay, I’m impressed, but I still won’t go out with you. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4015 So that's what he meant when he said his property had gone through the roof. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4016 Welcome to Escher Estates. 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
4017 I've always looked up to him. 1.2698 0.05637 63 46 17 0
4018 He takes 'Good fences make good neighbors' as a personal affront. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4019 I mean at this point... fine... 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4020 They did say the American Dream simulator has glitches.... 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4021 Just ignore him, June. I told him to go and reflect and he thinks he’s hilarious. 1.2698 0.07906 63 52 5 6
4022 There is too many „new normals“ to get used to these days 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4023 I try not to judge but his perspective on life is all screwed up. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4024 ‘He has really turned things around for himself.’ 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4025 Don't forget that the Upside Down Earthers Meeting starts at 7pm ! "" See you there! 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4026 I feel like your neighbor is always hovering. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4027 That is my ex-husband. He always takes the opposite side. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4028 What shape is that cloud in your mind? 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4029 He’s a bit odd 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
4030 We have opposing beliefs on gravity. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4031 Looks like his reverse mortgage was accepted. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
4032 His wife makes the most delicious pineapple upside-down cake. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4033 I keep telling you, the world's turned upside down. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
4034 Don't wave back. That will only encourage him. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4035 I don't like Accessory Dwelling Units. We're right on top of each other. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4036 The new privacy fence just hasn't worked the way we'd hoped. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
4037 Is it me or does that yard make him look fat? 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4038 I told him he could drop in any time. 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
4039 We belong to the same church - go figure 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4040 That infinity pool is driving me nuts! 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4041 Can't put my finger on it, but the suburbs just feel different. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
4042 Lucien's in the sky with diamonds. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4043 So, who's upside down? Us or him? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
4044 At least we agree it's morning. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4045 Ignore him - he's an annoying illusionist. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
4046 I thought Stephen had found a long lost family member, when he told me that he had discovered an "Auntie Gravity Field" 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
4047 That mirror must have cost him a fortune! 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
4048 He likes to think he's a UFO. But it's just Nigel. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
4049 I guess the market for flipping has stalled. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4050 Our neighbor Jimmy is convinced that we’re upside-down on our house. 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
4051 Sometimes it’s like he’s in his own little world. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
4052 He has an odd world view. Ignore him. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4053 You know, Harry's been getting me down lately. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
4054 It started with the "Make America Great" cap. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
4055 Her husband and I are polar opposites. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4056 Reverse gravity. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4057 Yeah, seems the whole world is turned upside down. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4058 It's a bother when he drops his laundry. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
4059 Do you ever have one of those days where everything feels upside down? 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4060 He puts on a brave face but the divorce has really turned Bob's whole world upside down. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4061 Its best just to wave back 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
4062 Howdy neighbor, We haven't talked since the last celestial convergence. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4063 As if Leaving his Christmas lights on until mid-march wasn't bad enough. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
4064 Climate change. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4065 We’ve been having trouble with the gravity lately. 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
4066 That other planet is getting awfully close. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
4067 For some reason he gives me the creeps. 1.2687 0.05025 67 53 14 0
4068 He inherited it like that. He knows it's unsustainable, but wants credit for the gesture. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
4069 Before the pandemic, I would have thought this was going too far. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
4070 I need some reassurance here. He’s the one who’s upside down—right? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
4071 It's best to ignore him when he's that upset. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
4072 Just ignore him. Mr. Escher will try anything for attention. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
4073 I guess we’re in fly over country. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4074 Yes, you guessed right. We do have to go inside when he mows the grass 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
4075 Hi, From the other side! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
4076 Say 'hi' to the air rights money, Prudence. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
4077 He’s not vaccinated yet 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
4078 i’m constantly surprised by what shows up on the horizon 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4079 It’s not me, it’s you. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
4080 Hi Katey, hi Julie! I'm enjoying this parallel universe! 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
4081 I can see down your shirts! 1.2683 0.07828 41 31 9 1
4082 He says he’s putting in a pool 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
4083 I think I left the oven on 1.2683 0.08571 41 32 7 2
4084 Edna you experiencing any side effect to the vaccine? 1.2683 0.07828 41 31 9 1
4085 That's my new neighbor Bob. Hey, hang in there Bob you're doing great! 1.2683 0.08571 41 32 7 2
4086 It was years ago, but he fell pretty hard for me. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4087 Are all Australians this friendly? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
4088 Is he waving hello or waving for help? 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
4089 He doesn’t see things from our perspective. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
4090 Unfortunately, the only stuff that doesn't stay up there comes from his dog. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
4091 He’s surprisingly friendly for someone who always looks down on us. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4092 "That's just Mr. Escher again. He always does that. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4093 He’s taken social distancing to the next level. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4094 I think this neighborhood is really starting to turn around. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4095 I wonder which way the water swirls in his sink? 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
4096 Huh, must be that new 'sky zone' everyone's talking about. 1.2679 0.06974 56 45 8 3
4097 Lovely day, isn't it, Mr. Escher? 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
4098 I just don't get where he's coming from. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4099 That’s life on the equator. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4100 Not every man is a good fit for flipping houses. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
4101 Artificial gravity has doubled the odds of having a terrible neighbor. Oh, Hey there George! 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
4102 I’m never gonna see it from his side. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4103 I hate when he asks, "Whats up?" 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4104 COVID 19 has turned our world upside down! 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
4105 It's his own unique way of social distancing, but he still should be wearing a mask. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
4106 Don’t wave back. Something’s always up with him. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
4107 Trust me, there is absolutely no life on that planet. I checked. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4108 I guess men really are from Mars. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4109 He just wants me to say "What's up?" I won't give him the satisfaction. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4110 This certainly make social distancing easier! 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4111 it's happening again! 1.2679 0.05971 56 43 12 1
4112 He’s been all high and mighty after getting the vaccine. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
4113 Season 27 of Stranger Things... they grow up soooo fast. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
4114 He's always extra neighborly before the fall. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4115 I'm tired of the Jeffersons looking down their noses at us. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
4116 If we just ignore him, maybe he'll go away 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
4117 I feel like my world has been turned completely upside down" 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
4118 I didn’t think Christopher Nolan would be such a nice neighbour. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
4119 I don’t think Bob’s quite grasped the gravity of his situation yet. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
4120 Even the Upside Down is gentrifying these days. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
4121 You see, I told you the earth is flat 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
4122 Don’t mind Ned, retirement has it’s ups and downs 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
4123 Nice enough guy, but we just don't see eye to eye. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4124 Ever since the election,his world 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
4125 Huh...where did the sun go? 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4126 This isn't quite the pergola I had in mind 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4127 He's nice enough but he tries too hard since my divorce. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4128 He usually wears a MAGA hat. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
4129 No thanks. One drink's enough. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
4130 I told you the vaccine was worth it." 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4131 Before the city council approved his application, I had never given much thought to spot zoning. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4132 Since Covid his whole world has turned upside down. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4133 IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT FEEL LIKE THE WORLD'S TURNED UPSIDE DOWN 1.2667 0.07385 45 34 10 1
4134 Ever since I started that medication, life has REALLY been upside-down . . . 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4135 Harold messed around with his orientation mode again. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
4136 The real estate flippers are really starting to get aggressive around here. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4137 ... and he still thinks the election is rigged 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4138 The grass is always greener in the other dimension. 1.2667 0.08646 45 36 6 3
4139 We sold him the air rights... 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4140 Oh my! What he will do to see what we are doing! 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4141 The world has seemed so topsy turvy lately. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4142 Clearly he is upside down on his mortgage. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4143 He's a long-hauler. 1.2667 0.06102 75 62 8 5
4144 Well, that explains the right-side up pineapple cake. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4145 Was the New Yorker ever funny? 1.2667 0.07385 45 34 10 1
4146 Home prices are positively skyrocketing. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4147 Not only that, he's also a Flat Earther. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4148 The other day he asked if we need help; as if. 1.2667 0.06667 45 33 12 0
4149 He's nice enough, but the neighborhood is so overbuilt. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4150 Oh, Ted's not just an anti-vaxxer. He's anti-gravity too. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4151 Poor Hank, I heard he's upside down on his house. 1.2667 0.08040 45 35 8 2
4152 I guess he was serious about turning his life around. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4153 Oh man, when did Escher move into the ‘hood? 1.2667 0.08040 45 35 8 2
4154 I guess his life did turn upside down after meeting Marge. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4155 I’m not even going to attempt to explain that, let’s just keep drinking. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4156 Not in my backyard 1.2667 0.07385 45 34 10 1
4157 So THAT’S the new neighbor who left those chocolate brownies for us this morning.. 1.2667 0.08040 45 35 8 2
4158 So much for the earth being flat. 1.2667 0.07385 45 34 10 1
4159 He said he’s not coming down until he gets his next stimulus check. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4160 He just completed that Christopher Nolan master class. 1.2667 0.08040 45 35 8 2
4161 March 11, 2020 A.D. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
4162 Our neighbor's a writer. Always looking at things from a different perspective... 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
4163 Living in this neighborhood has an upside and a downside. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4164 I guess Ben is you-know-what on his mortgage. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4165 The heights he'll go to to avoid wearing a mask! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4166 What next, for democrats trying to achieve bipartisanship! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4167 There's only so much room left in the 'burbs during a pandemic. Air rights are selling like hot cakes. 1.2656 0.05099 64 48 16 0
4168 Don’t wave back. He’s just trying to get our attention. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4169 Oh, that’s Trevor; he’s from Sydney. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
4170 And we thought things were bad when our mortgage was just under water! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
4171 Yeah, but his lawn crew always blow his clippings into my yard. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4172 Ya I don't know what happens when it rains either. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4173 Hello from 2022 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
4174 That's my neighbor, Albert. He's been tinkering with gravity waves in his garage again. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4175 Frank did warn me that the pandemic would give me new perspective... 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
4176 [Eavesdropping] “...the upside is that you’ve got me as your neighbor!” 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4177 Sometimes I wonder if he thinks we're the ones who are upside down. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
4178 Hi. Do you get NBC4? The kids are watching Stranger Things again! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
4179 Herb is pretty creative at challenging the H.O.A. rules. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
4180 If I wave back I'm afraid he'll drop in. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
4181 I'd wave back if I wasn't so annoyed by his antigravity generator. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
4182 I'm getting tired of these Covid side-effects. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
4183 Oh, that just a signal that we look all upside-down. 1.2653 0.06372 49 36 13 0
4184 He's a flat earther. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
4185 We’ve had our ups and downs” 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
4186 It's so hard keeping up with the Joneses. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
4187 Well, it was either this, or keep wearing masks. 1.2653 0.06372 49 36 13 0
4188 I am JUST SO SICK of keeping upside down with the Joneses. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
4189 I wonder what's been keeping Mr. Jones? 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
4190 If I only knew then what he meant by a new strategy for house flipping... 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
4191 Don't wave back. He let's his dog poop in my yard. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
4192 This is the latest twist on gentrification" 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
4193 He seems nice, but I always feel like he's looking down my blouse. 1.2653 0.08638 49 40 5 4
4194 He wants his keys back. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
4195 I told you mercury was in retrograde 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
4196 We’re done trying to keep up with the Jones’ 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
4197 He's living in an alternate reality. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
4198 Well, they say its a "topsy turvy world" 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
4199 He's a nice neighbor but his politics and beliefs are a little askew. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
4200 The world seems topsy-turvy these days. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
4201 I'm sick just looking at him. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
4202 Our neighbors live in the not-so-famous Little Upside Down subdivision. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
4203 It’s best if you just ignore him 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
4204 He is a nut. He says we are upside down. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
4205 Hey that's my neighbor, David Copperfield! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
4206 Obviously I miss the walkability we had in our last neighborhood, but there’s nothing like the prices in Jersey. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
4207 Getting vaccinated next Monday! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
4208 Jimmy’s having a hard time with online school, too. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
4209 He's always dropping in unannounced. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
4210 Just ignore him and focus on the shrubs. 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
4211 He’ll be gone as soon as he can flip that house. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
4212 Don’t mind him, that’s just my neighbor Dr. Seuss. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
4213 My neighbor and I have opposing views but he's super friendly. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
4214 Bottom o'the morning to you! 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
4215 He’s tried everything to get my attention, but this takes the cake! 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
4216 That's Hank, our next dimension neighbor. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
4217 That’s the guy who keeps telling me about his famous pineapple right-side-up cake. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
4218 You weren't kidding when you said he was head-over-heels for you... 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
4219 I've heard that twump turned out economy upside down, but it seems to have hit property especially hard 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
4220 Well the world has turned upside down,so why not? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
4221 He says there's something wrong here, but I think it's something wrong there. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
4222 He’s a physicist. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
4223 And my walls and ceiling were painted by Magritte." 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
4224 Ugh! Just when we figured out the meaning of life. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
4225 I don’t know how we’ll ever bridge the divide. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
4226 Isn't that our new neighbor the flat earther? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
4227 He’s a nice enough person, but he just doesn’t seem to fit in. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
4228 I think he has taken the neighborhood watch thing to a new level 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
4229 He used to live next door 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
4230 Mr. Congeniality is going to a lot of trouble. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
4231 He’s just desperate for attention, don’t look at him. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
4232 He told me “I’ll turn your world upside down“ 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
4233 i told you he turned my world upside down. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
4234 I can't remember. Was outside always this weird? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
4235 How's the weather down there? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
4236 This is the downside of reflecting... 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
4237 Covid 19 has changed our world view! 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
4238 Uh, Karen? That was NOT a microdose 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
4239 I’m not sure if microdosing is for me 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
4240 your son maybe a pothead, but he sure makes the best mojitos 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
4241 Someone should tell him it’s rude to talk down to people. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
4242 He hasn’t had his second shot yet. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
4243 The only problem with that vaccine is that everybody should have one, to avoid the side effect. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
4244 The sky is always greener. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
4245 Perspective is everything... maybe we’re the ones that are upside down, eh? 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
4246 Aa I told you, the world has turned up side down. 1.2639 0.06558 72 59 8 5
4247 This pandemic has really turned everything upside down. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
4248 It’s taking a while to adjust to these new glasses. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
4249 The developer was MC Escher 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
4250 Sure I’m curious...but that’s how those pyramid-schemers get you! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4251 The new Amazon building was an eye sore so I got one of those virtual fences but I think they installed it wrong. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
4252 Never let your neighbor sell to a lonely magician. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4253 Did I make the drinks too strong? 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
4254 It's an optical illusion caused by too much gin in the Tom Collins. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
4255 That's the guy who turns your world upside down? " 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4256 That explains his perspective on the election. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
4257 He'll do anything to get into our pool. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
4258 Looks like he’s on the up and up! 1.2632 0.06395 57 45 10 2
4259 'He's one of those neighbors who always has to be DIFFERENT!' 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
4260 Ever since Harry installed that huge mirror above his yard, we can always see what he's doing. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
4261 At first it was just “alternative facts”; now it’s an alternative universe! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4262 His wife's right-side-up cake is to die for. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
4263 He recently moved here from Las Vegas. Said he retired from doing some sort of magic act. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
4264 You really don't see anything unusual about your neighbor? 1.2632 0.07239 38 28 10 0
4265 Not quite what I meant by drop in anytime. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
4266 We can't keep up with the Joneses. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4267 We should invite them down for dinner sometime. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4268 It's not you, it's me. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
4269 Oh Lord, there’s Bill. We better go inside before he can brag about how he’s flipping his house. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4270 Ever since he's switched parties he wants to come over here and tell us how weird we are. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4271 Seriously. What did you put in my drink? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4272 He’s not waving. His left arm gets tired. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
4273 Everything this guy does is ass backwards. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
4274 Deep Fake. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
4275 I’ve heard of parallel universes, but I never realized that they were THIS close. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
4276 He refuses to change his point of view. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4277 Does the six feet rule apply vertically too? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4278 Jeff’s a little light in his loafers. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4279 I can’t stand Alan - he’s always looking down on me 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
4280 Gentrification strikes again. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
4281 Good morning ladies! Just letting you know that artist signature is upside down ! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
4282 Morning Bob 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
4283 Oh that’s my neighbor, Bob. He’s been hanging in there since last March. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4284 His wife teaches at MIT 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4285 Who let Nolan out again 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
4286 I know. But how comfortable are these new Adirondack chairs? 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
4287 What's up with him? 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4288 Honey, I feel so grounded. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4289 First, he attended a couple of Trump rallies, then... 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4290 It is going to take a few hours for the hallucinogens to wear off. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4291 This pandemic really has turned the world upside down. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4292 I generally don't mind until his gardener shows up with the leaf blower. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4293 I'm sure there's a rule against this in the Home Owners Association bylaws... 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4294 Don't wave back, that parallel universe is nuts. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4295 Take Bob for instance. He has an interesting point of view. 1.2623 0.05679 61 45 16 0
4296 Depends on the cards you are dealt. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4297 He is a proud nonconformist. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4298 Ignore him! He’s always talking about the downside of everything. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4299 I hear he's upside down on his home mortgage. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4300 I hate when they buy them just to flip them. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4301 Oh Phil? Don’t worry, he’s just Australian. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
4302 They’re calling it The Truman Show meets Stranger Things. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4303 We really need to do something about climate change. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4304 Hey, it beats the heck out of the perpendicular universe! 1.2623 0.06141 61 49 11 1
4305 This alternate reality news coverage has gone too far. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4306 He just pretends like he doesn’t still have the drill. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
4307 Maybe we should’ve just made sourdough bread during lockdown, this homemade moonshine is messing with me 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4308 I said to Joe, ‘Buy the empty lot next door or some idiot is going to build there and ruin our view.’ And Joe said, ‘It’s cheaper to just put up a fence.’ 1.2619 0.08389 42 33 7 2
4309 The suburbs aren't so bad now that I've read Michael Pollan's book on psychedelics. 1.2619 0.08389 42 33 7 2
4310 He has always lived in his own universe. 1.2619 0.07666 42 32 9 1
4311 He said he was turning his life around, but I never expected this... 1.2619 0.07666 42 32 9 1
4312 Call my doctor and tell him the upside down man is back again. He'll know what it means." 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4313 I invited our neighbor to drop by anytime. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4314 I never thought they'd flip it so quickly 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4315 His whole world turns upside down when he sees me. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
4316 Are you sure there’s no alcohol in this kombucha? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
4317 It's nice how we always look up to each other. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4318 The Eschers are friendly, but the neighborhood is upset. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4319 The new neighbors are from Australia. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4320 Ignore him- he's not from here. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4321 I just can't tell the difference between up or down any more. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4322 The neighbors bought from Rod Serling. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
4323 Did I miscalculate the measure of elevation or is he half the height of his house? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
4324 Don't look. That's Fred and his silly magic tricks. 1.2615 0.05493 65 48 17 0
4325 It's great that there's life on another planet, but did it have to get so close? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
4326 He's a great neighbor, but I hate it when he drops in unannounced. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4327 He lord's that pristine yard over us constantly 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4328 Someone has been watching too much HGTV. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
4329 Wow, Bob’s life really took a 180, huh? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
4330 That’s Ted. He’s definitely up to something. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
4331 Look honey Greg figured out how to draw upside down. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4332 I ignore them. They are friendly but way too chatty. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
4333 It's just that COVID times has turned his world upside down. When it's over he'll rotate back. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4334 Who in their right mind lives upside down? It's a good thing we're glued to these chairs so we can't fall over there again 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
4335 Still love living on the edge? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4336 Is he upside down or are we ! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
4337 When did Escher move in? 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
4338 He may have spent too much time on the space station when he was an astronaut. 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
4339 I always like to see someone turn their life around. 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
4340 He'll go to any lengths to get a date. 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
4341 The unfortunate part is that I can feel the blood rushing to my head. 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
4342 Like he's the only one whose life's been turned upside down" 1.2609 0.06546 46 34 12 0
4343 Are we upside down or is it him? 1.2609 0.04453 69 55 13 1
4344 He still hasn’t figured out Zoom. 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
4345 Nice guy, but I don't feel like hanging out with him. 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
4346 My neighbor's downsizing. 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
4347 Do you get the impression sometimes that the world is upside down? 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
4348 Jay bought on the high-end of the market 1.2609 0.05325 69 51 18 0
4349 The sky is falling, soon. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
4350 He’s just showing off. He got the alternate universe extension on Chrome. 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
4351 It’s tomorrow over there, y’know 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
4352 Ok, good trick. Impressive. But I've told you before, I don't date magicians or actuaries. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
4353 I see Bob is up to his old tricks again. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
4354 My neighbor is on a whole different level. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
4355 He’s upside down? 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
4356 Until just recently,I thought all the talk about parallel universes was just a bunch of malarkey. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
4357 That reminds me, I made an upside down cake. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
4358 Apparently he just went through something that turned his world upside down 1.2603 0.05861 73 58 12 3
4359 Sup. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
4360 It's not just his mortgage he's upside down on. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
4361 He's Australian... 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
4362 That relief bill is coming just a bit too late for Ted. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
4363 Yeah, well he just did it so his kids can jump on our pool. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
4364 He’s waving, like we can’t see his mortgage is upside down. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
4365 Oh, that's our neighbour, Mr. Escher. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
4366 Maybe the grass does look greener from over there. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
4367 It started when we disagreed about the height of the fence. I said that he was entitled to his own perspective. It's been escalating ever since." 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
4368 Don’t even get me started on the dog poop. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
4369 You were the one wanted to live on the equator. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
4370 After living next door to the Eschers for a few months you don't even notice it. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
4371 He'll get tired of doing that soon enough. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
4372 Covid really turned Rudy's social life upside down. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
4373 I think he's taking the M C. Escher thing a bit too far. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
4374 What’s a G’day? 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
4375 He's not upside down at all. It's the new normal. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
4376 He' seems so nice but he really looks down on us. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
4377 Just ignore him, Peggy. He's only hoping we will ask him to drop in for a drink. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
4378 Don't look up! 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
4379 A gold medalist in one-up manship. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
4380 Then the market flipped and we bought. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
4381 The president says that once we are all vaccinated it will right itself. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
4382 I see my Topsy-turvy neighbor really tied one on last night, so don’t encourage him by waving back.” 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
4383 He's kept his spirits up even though his world has been turned totally upside down. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
4384 Remember gravity? That used to be a thing. Oh 2020! 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
4385 As soon as we realized how much we were making from renting out the spare room - we figured the sky’s the limit! 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
4386 Tomorrow I am paying that gravity bill, enough is enough 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
4387 We're dating but we still don't see eye to eye very often. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
4388 Yeah, we look up to him but he always looks down on us 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
4389 I heard his marriage is going south. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
4390 Don't wave . . .It's part of his heels over head routine .. 1.2597 0.05359 77 60 15 2
4391 The Aurora Boring-alis is really clear tonight 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4392 He’s generally a good neighbor, except for the grass clippings. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
4393 Which bothers you most about it? Frank, or the house? 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
4394 He and his wife just moved here from Australia. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
4395 They always said our neighbor was a little backwards, but geesh! 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4396 Your neighbor is so weird. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
4397 He's got the pineapple cake he wants me to try. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4398 This pandemic thing has really turned the world upside down. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
4399 Hearing "Waltzing Matilda" every night confirms a shrinking world 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
4400 I still cant believe Bob's alter-universe is still in lockdown; sure am glad ours elected Hillary. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
4401 Have you ladies seen my dog? He's missing again. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
4402 Let’s ask him to drop in. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
4403 Our neighbor is one of those real estate flippers. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4404 He’s been after me ever since houses could fly! 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
4405 Wait a minute...are we the ones upside down? 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
4406 How long have the Eschers been your neighbors? 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
4407 Is this what they mean by look on the bright side? 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4408 Was that what life was like pre-Covid? 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
4409 I think I got the wrong prescription. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
4410 I guess our twin planet is dangerously close. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
4411 He likes to to see the word upside down. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4412 That guy is kinda nutty. He keeps asking if I know I am upside-down. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4413 That’s my new neighbor, Elon 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
4414 He's always trying to one-up us. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4415 Hmm,have the Chinese moved next door? 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
4416 In order to be granted an easement, he had to build that way. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4417 Looks like Joe fell asleep to ‘Stranger Things’ on Netflix again. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
4418 At least he's had his shots. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4419 Life on the space station is just like home, Carol. I’ve always hated Bob. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
4420 Hi I’m a republican. Why are you upside down? 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4421 I know COVID-19 turned our world upside down and all, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
4422 I hope you didn’t tell him he could “drop by any time.” 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
4423 The mural is like the Mona Lisa, no matter where you sit in the yard you think he’s waving at you. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
4424 Hello from the Upside-Down 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
4425 When he texted me that his ‘world had been turned upside down’ I thought he was just being dramatic. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4426 Looks like Brad’s adjusted to the new normal 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4427 We really struggle to find common ground with our new neighbor.... 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
4428 Is it me, or is the pandemic just getting weirder? 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4429 ..Simple Margie, Camera obscura. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
4430 He's gotta hope that fireplace doesn't work. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4431 I feel like our neighbor always looks down on us. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4432 He said we're upside down. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4433 Ignore him. He's just trying to get our attention. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4434 After this year, Stranger Things have happened. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4435 I didn't realize this was a part of living on the equator. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4436 Bob's specialty is flipping houses. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
4437 Our new neighbor seems friendly, if a bit disoriented. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4438 Our neighbor is anti-everything. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4439 I just wish he would quit 'dropping in'. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4440 The adjustment from Sydney is taking a while. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
4441 Just ignore Jerry. He’s been insufferable ever since he’ started CrossFit. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4442 Our neighbor just bought a reverse mortgage 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4443 Ever since COVID-19 hit, everything seems upside down. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4444 This alternate universe theory is looking a bit more plausible lately. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4445 He's always dropping stuff in my yard. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4446 As a gardener, he’s a cut above. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4447 And he still thinks we don't know he's upside down on his mortgage. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4448 His idea of being 'head over heels' just isn't working for me 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4449 Oh God! That's him again. Silly will you never win 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4450 I love reading The New Yorker. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4451 bizarre moments continue! Nothing shocks me anymore. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4452 My new neighbor, We just don’t see eye to eye 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4453 Yes, but he has a higher property tax. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4454 The new neighbor is nice, but I really don’t see eye to eye with him on anything. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4455 So I told him, "if that toupee lands in my yard one more time, i'm keeping it." 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4456 Look, my neighbor is upside down 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4457 I wish I knew if he's upside down or are we? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
4458 So, has the world turned upside down again? I can’t tell anymore. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
4459 That's Bizarro Lyle. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
4460 Guess who he thinks won the 2020 election! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
4461 This is our uptown neighbor 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
4462 There's George from Melbourne! Maybe continental drift is worse than we thought? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
4463 I prefer stand-up guys. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
4464 And here I'd been thinking that it was just a metaphor. 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
4465 It's the Esher's remodel. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
4466 These anti gravity chairs are worth every penny! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
4467 Who says America isn't divided? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
4468 I was told that my mortgage is upside down. . 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
4469 I got this house in the settlement. He got the air rights. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
4470 Oh that’s Bob, he just moved here from Australia. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
4471 What it feels like when mercury is in retrograde 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
4472 I see the Eschers have moved in next door. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
4473 Harry's been acting a bit strange these days...as if he's living in his own little world 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
4474 You know what they say: the sky is always bluer on the other side of the fence. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
4475 He’s from the Midwest. 1.2576 0.06224 66 53 10 3
4476 I was against moving into this development from its inception. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
4477 I don’t question much of anything any more. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
4478 Don't notice; it will only encourage him. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
4479 Ignore him, he’s not your type. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
4480 My neighbor is head-over-heels in love with me. If only my husband was so inclined. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
4481 Ignore him. Bill will do anything for attention, 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
4482 He finally agreed to wear shorts. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
4483 It takes a while, but you get used to it. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
4484 It's ok, this way he still overshadows our relationship without overtly interfering. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
4485 Our life will always be upside down from somebody else 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
4486 My new neighbor is head over heels in mortgage. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
4487 Men do have such a difficult time with change don't they? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
4488 Don't wave back. He'll think it's an invitation to drop in on us. (From hjcrow@earthlink.net) 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
4489 So this is the American Dream within an American Dream? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
4490 Stranger Things season 2020 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
4491 That’s our neighbor Ted, he can’t seem to leave 2020 behind. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
4492 I found it in my son’s sock drawer. Pretty good, eh? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
4493 That's my new neighbor from Australia. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
4494 He's just REALLY into the Hamilton musical. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4495 He was a great neighbor until he built that swimming pool. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4496 I thought you said he moved back down under, not up over. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
4497 Let's invite him over for some pineapple right side up cake. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
4498 And to think the HOA wouldn't let me build a deck. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4499 Like an idiot, I told him I'd get back together when the world turned upside down. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
4500 It is a Topsy Turvy World we live in... 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
4501 He moved up from the city. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
4502 I hope Dave’s riding mower has a sealtbelt. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4503 Sometimes an upside-down house is just an upside-down house. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
4504 It feels like things have been different since we watched Interstellar…I just can’t put my finger on it though. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
4505 I know it's just a side effect but I kinda like it. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4506 He's really into MC Escher. 1.2571 0.05641 70 55 13 2
4507 He’s practicing the royal wave. 1.2568 0.05792 74 59 12 3
4508 They found it through Airbnb 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
4509 Things are finally turning around for him. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
4510 Well I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
4511 The problem is, their lack of belief in the Law of Gravity could affect us. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
4512 You know, Strangers Things made it seem like we had to leave Earth to get to the Upside Down. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
4513 Ignore him. He's obsessed with the new "Top Gun" sequel. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
4514 It is a topsy turvy world you know! 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
4515 Did you save the hotline number from Cannabis Heaven? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
4516 Told you it's not flat 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
4517 Australian Flat Earther saying hi to two American Flat Earthers. 1.2564 0.08784 39 31 6 2
4518 I'm starting to regret that second piece of pineapple upside-down cake. 1.2558 0.07510 43 33 9 1
4519 These alternate realities in America have really gone much too far. 1.2558 0.08214 43 34 7 2
4520 I don't know why Fred didn't build his own pool? 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
4521 He’s nice enough, but that Escher fellow has really changed the neighborhood aesthetic. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
4522 Another house bought cheap and flipped. 1.2553 0.08312 47 38 6 3
4523 The community association felt this was more appropriate to the character of the neighbourhood. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
4524 I really hope Glen can turn things around. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
4525 I have a feeling that he thinks we are flipped. 1.2553 0.06429 47 35 12 0
4526 Is the Pfizer effective against an Australian variant? 1.2553 0.06429 47 37 9 1
4527 He's friendly, but we just don't see the world the same way. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
4528 “He wants to know what’s up.” 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
4529 Yes, he's the friendly neighbor. If only he weren't the only one who cuts his grass too. 1.2553 0.05664 47 36 11 0
4530 Which one of us, do you think, is screwed up? 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
4531 Six feet, numbnuts! 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
4532 They’re saying that flipped houses are the new rage. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
4533 It's true, he's a little different, but he's given me a whole new perspective on things. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
4534 Oh, that's just Ned. He's a science denier. 1.2553 0.06429 47 35 12 0
4535 . (He’s been a real pain in the butt ever since he invented weightlessness.) 1.2553 0.05664 47 36 11 0
4536 Say what toy want about this new high-density housing, at least we still have a yard! 1.2553 0.06429 47 35 12 0
4537 I'm all out of pandemic one-liners. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
4538 Does the H.O.A. allow that? 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
4539 Ambigram Street? Who knew what that meant? 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
4540 Now I GET 2020. We’ve been living in the Upside Down! 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
4541 Ever since his wife left his whole world has been upside down 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
4542 Not sure, but isn't he in violation of the zoning height limits? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
4543 It's kind of sad really. I tried to warn him there's no upside to living in that house. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
4544 OK, now I think the urban re districting plans are going too far! 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
4545 I've already reported him to the homeowner's association. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
4546 It's getting very meta around here. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
4547 He's been taking social distancing to a whole new level. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
4548 He's one of those reality is perception people. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
4549 George said not being able to go hang out at the hardware store during Corona has turned his life upside down. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
4550 I don't care if he IS Australian. I can't believe they granted the zoning variance. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
4551 Don't bother getting to know him—he's just flipping it. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
4552 Sorry . Would you mind throwing the ball again? 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
4553 It seems Bob has finally raised the art of neighborliness to new heights. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
4554 2nd shot has weird side-effects! . 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
4555 Republicans are finally living out their upside down policies 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
4556 Debating the quantum property line last year was such a hassle 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
4557 He frequently drops in to use our pool. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4558 And this whole time, I thought we were right side up Karen... 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
4559 Our HOA has a loophole for aerial property setbacks. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
4560 I wish he'd stop hanging around. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4561 He borrowed Henry's gravinator last week and hasn't returned it. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
4562 I'd say a different hemisphere would make an even better neighbor. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4563 I would have sworn these gummies were THC free! 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
4564 This neighbourhood has gone totally parabolic! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4565 Yes,he's handsome,but I still prefer the sky. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
4566 It's hopefully just a passing phase 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
4567 It’s just Jim, our neighbor from a parallel universe. 1.2545 0.05330 55 42 13 0
4568 The coolest part is that HE's the one on drugs. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
4569 I was impressed until the glass slipped out of his hand." 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
4570 I'm not sure I like the way globalization is bringing the two hemispheres closer together 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
4571 His pineapple upside-down cake was a disaster. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
4572 He can't seem to pour himself a drink so he just comes out when he's thirsty. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
4573 Let’s just have another margarita and go around again. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
4574 You know, when he threatened to leave I didn’t believe him about that either. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
4575 This must be the new abnormal. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
4576 See Covid-69. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
4577 Definitely something odd about my new neighbour. I just can't put my finger on it. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
4578 Life on a Mobius strip 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4579 I thought the show Paradox was sci-fi. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
4580 Occasionally our worlds collide, but it never lasts very long 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
4581 I wish he would stop doing that. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
4582 This COVID thing has the world turned upside down. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4583 İ preffered life when grass was greener on the other side. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
4584 What a big phony, he's always looked down on us. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
4585 Here is the scary question: Is he upside down- or are we upside down? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4586 Our new neighbor is nice but his views are just the opposite of mine. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
4587 I started to think apartments were a better solution for the population increase after all. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4588 Our neighbours take an entirely different view on life. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
4589 What can I say, he likes to reflect on everything. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
4590 It started with a new car and hiring a gardener but I don't think we're keeping up. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
4591 Wow, that Ted Talk really upended my perspective. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
4592 I didn't expect this when I moved right on the boarder of the equator. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4593 Things are finally looking up! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4594 Something about being from Australia. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4595 I see the folks Down Under are now Up Over. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4596 How long til we tell him he’s in the wrong dimension? 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
4597 That's my new neighbor: Stalag-Mike. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4598 Looks like I need to rotate my screen. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4599 I know, it's annoying, but what can we do? We're neighbors." 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
4600 That's my neighbor. There's some fundamental truths we don't agree on, but we still at least get along. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4601 There he goes again, trying to impress me 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4602 Are we in the upside down? Or is he ? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4603 Maybe we need a V-8. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4604 ...and I thought he was just talking about his mortgage. 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
4605 I don’t think microdosing is my thing, Bev. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4606 ...and yet the Homeowner's Association allows that. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4607 Just cognitive malfunction response to the vaccine . He’ll turn it around after his second shot . 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4608 The kid at the dispensary said these gummies only made you relaxed." 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4609 High-density housing. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4610 He thinks he can just drop in! 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4611 He's nice enough, but not really on our level. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4612 He tells me I turn his world upside-down 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4613 It's taking a little getting used to living next door to the Eschers. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4614 I know our country is divided, but this takes the cake. 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
4615 He says it's "Artificial Gravity"-- Hmmph! Looks real enough to me. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
4616 The kids are always bouncing off the ceiling after a weekend with their father. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4617 The house flippers are ruining the neighborhood. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4618 Well, that’s his perspective 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4619 I’ve lived here five years and still don’t know his last name. Or why his house and yard are upside down. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4620 The Black Mirror creators are getting better and better. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4621 I hope plumbing works the same because that chimney drains right into our backyard! 1.2542 0.06662 59 48 8 3
4622 ‘Tipsy Turvy’ 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4623 Far more personal space in the suburbs, you said 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4624 He always looks so happy; you'd never know he was upside down on his house. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
4625 He thinks WE are upside down.....don't argue....just wave hello. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4626 I would never date a guy from a parallel suburb. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
4627 OK; now we need a restraining order! 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
4628 I like living in space. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4629 Weird way to quarantine 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
4630 He says that until they find gravitons, he's can't believe in gravity. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
4631 Australian neighbor? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4632 It's hard keeping upside down with the Jones'. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4633 He's been so much friendlier how that he's in my alternate reality. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
4634 Oh, this is nothing, I'm pretty sure he wrote in, "Joe Exotic" for president. 1.2540 0.05973 63 50 11 2
4635 He keeps dropping in unannounced. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4636 So, how is your husband, Mrs. Escher? 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
4637 Alternative Reality is getting too close. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4638 That's my neighbor. He's a fun guy. 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
4639 He did promise to turn his life around. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
4640 why are they looking at me like that 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
4641 Grass is greener, or fence is higher...but I love us. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
4642 From my perspective everything looks like the opposite! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4643 Poor Phil, his mortgage is upside down. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4644 Go on then, let go with the other one. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
4645 Rhonda, do you think our neighbor is hiding something? 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
4646 „I thought you said Gary was a down to earth kinda guy?“ 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
4647 Well, I guess a taller fence would just be a waste of money. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
4648 I see that Bob is still staying on top of things. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4649 Isn’t it strange how we have gotten used to an upside down world this year. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4650 Have you spoken to the zoning board? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4651 That’s Robert, I heard he just flipped his house 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
4652 microdosing, baby! Told ya.. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
4653 Who said parallel universes can’t be friendly? 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
4654 Since we all sold our air rights he’s made a fortune flipping houses. 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
4655 The poor guy is already upside-down in his new home. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
4656 We're witnessing the results of global warming." 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4657 Don't be alarmed, this is just the "new normal". 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4658 Don't look up, or he'll drop in. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4659 I think Mercury is in retrograde... 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
4660 He insisted we needed to be six feet apart in every direction. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4661 Bob should keep his gravity boots in the house - they're going to rust out here. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4662 My neighbor's in real estate...that's the third house he's flipped this year. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4663 You’re muted again, Frank. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4664 Is it him or is it us? I can't tell what is real anymore. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
4665 They’re OK neighbors, except when they use the fireplace. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
4666 just passing through 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
4667 Unbelievable that he is still smiling at the gravity of the situation. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
4668 Nope, the world is still crazy. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
4669 Um, “top o’ the mornin’” to you, too. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
4670 Neigbours on the same page from different vews 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
4671 I think he’s coming around to us being married. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
4672 I hear he is upside down on his mortgage too. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
4673 Christopher Nolan is the worst neighbor. Ever. 1.2500 0.06316 48 38 9 1
4674 You might say he is a 'smoke and mirrors' politician. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
4675 He's always insisting I wear a seat belt. 1.2500 0.05893 64 51 11 2
4676 They said that climate change might lead to unforeseen consequences. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
4677 I guess he'll soon not be in Kansas any more 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
4678 Gosh. I thought our world was upside down. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
4679 By bottoms up I meant my lemonade,not him. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
4680 Ugh, I'm having the nightmare again where I'm on the set of Inception. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4681 That’s our new neighbor, Frank Leviosa. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
4682 How's it hangin'?" 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
4683 Joe gave up and opted for an alternative universe. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
4684 It’s so nice to see a little normalcy now that people are getting vaccinated. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
4685 He lives uptown. 1.2500 0.08586 40 32 6 2
4686 yeah ,that? my neighbor really likes to live it up. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4687 Turns out habitable worlds were a lot closer than we originally thought. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
4688 Do you want to call animal control again, or should I? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4689 That’s the COVID effect. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4690 That's James, our next-door neighbor. His wife makes a wicked upside-down cake. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4691 Something funny about that Escher guy. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
4692 The story of my life. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
4693 I wish I had shown up at his zoning hearing. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
4694 You act as though I'm turning the world upside down. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4695 Many things used to surprise me, but that was before 2020. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
4696 Don't acknowledge him, he must be from a parallel universe. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
4697 Never should’ve move to this M. C. Escher neighborhood 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4698 He's very friendly, he just has a strange point of view. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4699 What worries me is that I can't figure out if he's in an alternate reality or I am. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4700 He turned the whole house upside down looking for his keys. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
4701 Looks pretty normal these days. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4702 He's always been a contrarian 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4703 Hᴉ Sʇǝʌǝ 1.2500 0.06063 52 41 10 1
4704 I though "turning your life upside down" was just a saying! 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
4705 Oh, that's just Mr. Escher. He does that to mess with your mind. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
4706 Oh that's just our new neighbour, Christopher Nolan. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
4707 Somehow, that just seems normal now 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
4708 I still resent that they granted him that building permit 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
4709 You're right. This IS an upside down world.... 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
4710 Stupid multiverse! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4711 That guy...always trying to get attention.. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4712 Him I can handle. It's his dog that I have an issue with. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
4713 Hmm, I guess there is a downside to everything 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
4714 Glad to see he’s doing well, that divorce really turned his life upside down. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
4715 I understand that one of his ancestors fought for the British at Yorktown. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
4716 Can things get any more weird? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4717 When your mortgage is upside down. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
4718 I told you we would all end up on top of each other in this crowded neighborhood 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4719 The world has really gone upside down. But Fred is taking it a little bit too far. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4720 I've heard he's a real player in the helium industry. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4721 I Love those friendly cloud formations. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
4722 What kind of tea did you say this was? 1.2500 0.05637 60 48 11 1
4723 That guy has always been so other-worldly. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
4724 He’s nice enough but his world view seems somewhat limited. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
4725 But sometimes it’s just so _hard_ to see things from a man’s perspective. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4726 I'm sorry. I didn't offer you anything to drink. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4727 It all started about a year ago. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
4728 He probably wants to borrow some gravity again. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4729 In my dreams, I imagine him falling for me. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4730 I feel like he thinks he's above us. 1.2500 0.06603 44 33 11 0
4731 Ever have one of those days when everything just seems to be topsy turvy? 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4732 Looks like Larry is "Flipping" his property . 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4733 Howdy, neighbor. I hear you moved here from Australia? 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
4734 Okay, so I think I figured out how long it takes for the edibles to kick in. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
4735 They should have called a different moving company. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4736 He looks so happy in his alternate reality. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4737 The things he’ll do to get my attention! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4738 When I got my divorce, it came with ICloud storage. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
4739 Now Henretta, what part of a parallel universe don’t you understand? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4740 Upside down on his mortgage and he still finds money to replace his lawn with Velcro. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
4741 He wants to discuss the gravity of the situation - he'll drop in later. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
4742 Steve recently started flipping houses. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4743 Yes, he's the Aussie who just moved here. And we thought our life was topsy turvy. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4744 I see out neighbor has finally turned things around. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4745 This "different points of view" mindfulness is getting out of hand. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4746 I heard he was going to flip it. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
4747 It's ok, he's an illusionist. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4748 He hasn't been vaccinated yet. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4749 He would do anything to avoid wearing a mask 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
4750 He moved in and turned the neighborhood upside down. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
4751 Yep, definitely passive-aggressive. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
4752 The kids have moved out so they're renovating. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
4753 I hate these new zoning rules!! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
4754 Just moved in from Australia 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
4755 Please don't wave back. All he wants to talk about is his anti-gravity machine. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4756 If he were the one who was upside down, I don't think he would be quite so cheery. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
4757 Don’t look! It will only encourage him. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4758 Just pretend we don't see him and maybe he'll go away. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4759 That earth like planet will collide with us soon. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
4760 He told me he had a new idea, I told him that he was too old to enter the school science fair, but... boy is he stubborn sometimes. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
4761 Pay no attention to him. He is always trying to always trying to impress me with silly stunts. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4762 I didn't realize that "everything is turned upside down" was actually a thing ! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4763 I warned you his ideas were a little off-kilter. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4764 I hate that he's so uppity. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
4765 See, Martha, this is why I’m not getting the vaccine. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4766 I never know when he’s going to drop by. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4767 I guess the Pandemic really has turned the world upside down 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
4768 He's always been a bit over the top. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
4769 He's into QAnon. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4770 Oh, look: the Escher's are back from vacation. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
4771 We don’t see eye to eye. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4772 Does Phil appear upside down to you? I need to slow down on the edibles. 1.2500 0.08047 44 35 7 2
4773 I told you we'd never see eye to eye with that guy. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4774 Honey, I flipped my husband 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
4775 Since his divorce,his world has been turned upside down 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4776 This is ridiculous! They will do anything to get us to agree with them! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
4777 We dated for a while,I just could never get him to change his point of view. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4778 He's always complaining about the inversion. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
4779 That's why we're called Escher Estates. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
4780 "I called him batty once. Guess he embraced it. 1.2500 0.05637 60 47 12 1
4781 There's no reasonable explanation, he's just a weirdo. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
4782 As you can see, my neighbor is upside down on his house payments. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4783 I regret telling him to turn that frown upside-down. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4784 Ugh, I am having 2020 visions again. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
4785 I think that pill is kicking in 1.2500 0.06603 44 33 11 0
4786 Look a visiter from other planet 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
4787 Ugh. He’s always trying to keep down with the Joneses. 1.2500 0.05893 64 53 8 3
4788 Don’t wave back. You’ll just encourage him. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4789 Will Byers has really made the best out of a bad situation over the years hasn’t he 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4790 There’s a man in the mirror 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
4791 Oh, him? He was just tired of paying flood insurance. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
4792 It was March all along 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4793 So, he was right! His world did turn 'upside down' after meeting you! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
4794 I didn’t recall seeing this in the disclosures”. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
4795 The Strangest Things 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
4796 That's our new neighbor. Don't let him borrow anything. He's in the magic business. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4797 The grass always looks greener on the other side of the space time continuum 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
4798 Don’t worry, the news says things are getting back to normal soon. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
4799 Yeah, we finally decided to implement a physical party line. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4800 Developers found loopholes in the zoning laws and the physical laws. 1.2500 0.08679 44 36 5 3
4801 Oh hi Mark 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4802 The grass always looks greener if you just look up. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4803 Heaven is a lot closer than I thought and it looks like Steve’s back yard? 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
4804 I’m concerned he is bi-polar 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
4805 I didn't realize Fred had moved to Australia. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4806 Everything is upside-down these days. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
4807 Do you think we should tell him it's 6 feet apart, not 6 feet under? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
4808 They never get the weather right 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
4809 An inverted superior mirage ! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
4810 They changed it to “global weirding” now 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4811 Where did you get this wine again? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4812 It’s the last artifact of the Trump presidency, it to will float away soon. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
4813 I loved the house, so I told our realtor I didn’t want to quibble over “air rights”. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
4814 From whom did you get that purple gin again? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4815 Do you ever wonder if we"re the ones who are upside down? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
4816 I thought the world would stop being upside down once we got the vaccine. 1.2500 0.08047 44 35 7 2
4817 That's his New Normal. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4818 All the design books say to use your vertical space 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4819 Awkward! 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
4820 Hey look! My neighbor is having a sky sale! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4821 John’s a Republican. 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
4822 Not what I expected when they said batman was moving next door... 1.2500 0.08333 36 28 7 1
4823 Someone’s taking their obsession with Stranger Things a little too far. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
4824 His wife is a flying trapeze catcher. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4825 Ah, the Republican is back. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4826 He’s okay. Mr. Benson is just really into velcro. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4827 He's such a showboat with his flybys. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4828 Him, I don't mind. But when his wife comes out and her skirt billows up around her head.... well, frankly, it's embarrassing. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4829 I welcomed him into the neighborhood with an upside-down cake. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
4830 I heard he's upside down with his mortgage. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4831 We don’t believe in keeping up with the Joneses 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
4832 I'm not so sure about this Christopher Nolan way of design 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4833 He’s yet to receive the second dose. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4834 Thank goodness he finally trimmed those hedges. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
4835 He said he liked "Defying Gravity." I thought he meant the song. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
4836 He's a nice neighbor. Maybe I should stop drinking. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
4837 Don't worry things will straighten out. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
4838 I know we got a good deal on the price but I'm starting to think we shouldn't have bought a house in Escherville. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
4839 He said he’d never forgive me for turning his world upside down, and now he wants to be friends? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
4840 Apparently there aren't just alternate universes but inverted ones, as well. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
4841 He better not cut his grass today. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
4842 It's fine that your husband flips houses; I just wish he wouldn't do it right next to us. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
4843 Do you think we went a little too far with the separate but equal doctrine for men and women? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
4844 I should have never let him borrow that Gorilla Glue. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
4845 ... one day you are gonna be on the other side of the fence Ed... 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
4846 Anyway, how’s your Mom? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
4847 His housewarming gift was a pineapple right side-up cake 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
4848 You would think someone with such a visible property would take better care of his yard. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
4849 I'd be cheerful too if I had no crab grass. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
4850 Guess he’s upside down on his mortgage. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
4851 Oh forget about him. He's in his own little world. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
4852 I wondered how long it would be before it became the reality. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
4853 Bill just got back from his Australia trip and won’t shut up about it. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
4854 Yes, real estate is sky high in this neighborhood. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
4855 No, you’re high 1.2462 0.05814 65 52 11 2
4856 My vision has really changed during the pandemic. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
4857 I warned him about reverse mortgages. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
4858 No, I don’t think the day drinking has had any effect on me. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
4859 He's new. His name's Escher. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4860 Looks like finding out he has been living next door to two lesbians for 20 years has turned his world upside down 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
4861 He's a great neighbor until he mows his lawn. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
4862 Poor Matt, his world just got turned upside down and has no clue! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
4863 I thought moving to the suburbs would help me get off the hamster wheel 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
4864 Don't even bother. He spills every drink. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
4865 I should have taken him more seriously when he called and said his world has been turned upside down. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
4866 I think we should plant a few giant fir trees along the fence. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
4867 It’s an Australian architect. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
4868 Boy, the pandemic really has turned our world upside down! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4869 That's the new neighbor - they are from Australia 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
4870 That's the cartoonist next door; he thought in this topsy-turvy world he might just as well add his cartoon to ours. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4871 On reflection,I think we should move 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
4872 He's turned his whole life around 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4873 I think he's trying to get my attention. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4874 He’s one of those “ upside down earthers” 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
4875 It all started when I just casually said that good fences make good neighbors. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4876 Bassackwards is the new normal. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
4877 When we moved here there were no gravity deniers. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
4878 It’s my new neighbor. He said he’s in real estate and his business is flipping houses. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4879 Man it’s been a weird year 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
4880 They kept saying the whole world was flipped upside down by the pandemic but this is nuts. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4881 The HOA is gonna lose it... 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
4882 At least he still thinks the Earth is round 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
4883 It's disquieting actually; makes one wonder why we have fences at all. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
4884 I'm tossing around the idea of buying a metal detector... 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
4885 That's Jim, he just moved upstairs 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4886 The market is moving up but I am still upside down on my house 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4887 We all have our ups and downs. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4888 He's friendly enough but I think he looks down on us. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4889 You're right, Doris. From this angle it definitely looks like he's lost weight! 1.2456 0.05752 57 45 11 1
4890 I told you... he’s Australian. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4891 This must be the best of all possible universes. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4892 I hope this doesn't mean we have one of those new COVID variants? 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4893 Oh, that’s Ryan, he’s Australian. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4894 We’ve been watching too much Stranger Things. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4895 He’s been upside down in that place ever since he bought it 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4896 It's the same thing every damn morning: "See you on the flip side," he says. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4897 He's in a bubble. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
4898 I really don't want Bill to see what the Joneses have done this time. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4899 Just ignore him. He's always showing off his new inverter 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4900 Don't trust this guy, everything is always up in the air with him 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4901 We split everything in the settlement. He got top and I got bottom. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4902 And where actually, is the evidence of climate change ? 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4903 The neighborhood really changed when they flipped that place! 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
4904 I hate being upside down. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4905 Left side down 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4906 He’s in charge of special effects at Disney. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4907 Fred keeps talking about his upside down world...he’s taken it to a new level! 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4908 The multiverse ain’t what it’s cracked up to be. 1.2456 0.07626 57 49 3 5
4909 I think I've been a flipped classroom for too long! 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4910 It’s creepy sometimes but he comes in handy when I need to change the ceiling lights. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
4911 I still say it's all about your perspective. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
4912 Nice neighbor, but we're total opposites. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4913 And besides that, he's not even wearing a mask! 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4914 The grass is always greener in another timeline 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4915 There’s something wrong with your zoom camera Bob 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4916 This world that we live in... 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4917 So far not the strangest thing to happen in 2021 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4918 Hanging out is his hobby. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
4919 You know Fata Morgana? That's Fata Morgan. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
4920 Oh that's Harold. He has a different view on everything. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4921 He’s always got his own angle on everything. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4922 Tom has taken DIY projects to a new level. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
4923 Ever since his wife left, his world’s been turned upside down. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4924 Looks like Gary still hasn't gotten the vaccine. 1.2453 0.05967 53 42 10 1
4925 0h, great. Here comes Mr. Up is Down, Down is Up again. Don’t look up okay. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4926 Yeah, that's my hot shot brother. He flips houses. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
4927 Ignore the wave... it's just another of his attention-getting tricks. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
4928 I think they watch Fox. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
4929 I told him to "turn that frown upside-down," and by gosh, he did. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4930 There goes the neighbor. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4931 I told you we needed a higher fence. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4932 Is that weed really strong or what!? 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4933 What was that place called in Stranger Things? 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4934 No, it’s good news. His house may be upside down but the loan’s not underwater. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4935 well. the realtor wasn't kidding when he said this neighborhood was pretty much built on top of each other. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4936 I always said that my husband lives in an alternate reality. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
4937 That's what happens when you live next door to an inventor. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
4938 I think he might be falling for me. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
4939 He’s really a good neighbor... it just gets awkward when he hangs out his wash. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4940 I think he doesn’t understand what seeing things from a different perspective really means 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
4941 I didn’t realize Australia was so close. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
4942 Another Trump policy that will need to be repealed. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
4943 You know, I left the city so my neighbors and I wouldn’t be living on top of one another. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
4944 Flatearth-ing is so yesterday 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4945 It's nice to be a man! Even gravity doesn't apply to them apparently! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4946 Howdy neighbor. I hate to be that guy, but your physics are against HOA regulations. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
4947 I think John took the “gravity is just a theory” thing too far. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
4948 Just ignore him it’s just a mirage. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
4949 Makes me wanna an upside down pie tonight. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
4950 He read some book on how to fix an upside-down mortgage. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
4951 He thinks he's being smart but he's blocking the sun's rays. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
4952 These edibles are strong. 1.2449 0.05479 49 38 11 0
4953 We just CANNOT keep up with the Joneses. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
4954 That's our neighbor Nebuchadnezzar. If you don't ignore him he'll just babble on. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
4955 See, gravity is really a hoax. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
4956 real estate developers will do anything 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
4957 He doesn’t look it, but he’s pretty grounded and down-to-earth. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
4958 Where’s Newton when you need him? 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
4959 You know what doesn’t defy gravity? Dog shit, for some reason. That asshole has three Great Danes. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
4960 True, we don't have much in common, but he eclipses everyone else. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
4961 By the way, did you add something to my lemonade? 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
4962 Oh just ignore him. That's Phil, he's my new upstairs neighbor. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
4963 Well, I always suspected Bill was a Trump-Republican ... it's kind of a relief to know for sure. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
4964 Trump Supporter, he still thinks up is down. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
4965 They said no major vaccine side effects aye? 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
4966 At least the price was right 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
4967 He turns everything into a competition. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
4968 Honey, looks like climate change got mirages to the city. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
4969 Did I hear him say he’d give you the Moon, next?! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
4970 Quarantine has us all a little upside down 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
4971 Well the way I see it, WE are right-side-up 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
4972 Phil always says, it takes two for the world to be upside down. 1.2449 0.06207 49 39 9 1
4973 Is he going to fall or float? 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
4974 Just like we suspected - he bought that house just to flip it. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
4975 I thought that Pythagoras was gonna help, but he sent his cousin, Isoceles, to manage the project. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
4976 He always does that when he drinks. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
4977 Made you look! 1.2444 0.08502 45 37 5 3
4978 I guess the CDC issued some new social distancing guidance 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
4979 Not another tornado warning! 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
4980 Look! It’s Spider-Man! 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
4981 Actually, I said, I wouldn’t date the last man on earth 1.2444 0.06479 45 34 11 0
4982 Looks like he finally sold his flip. 1.2444 0.06479 45 34 11 0
4983 He’s a nice guy, but his views are a little backwards 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
4984 I hope he's not outside to take a leak 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
4985 He says it an homage to Christopher Nolan, but I just thinks it’s tacky. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
4986 He’s friendly enough...but something is not quite right. 1.2444 0.06479 45 34 11 0
4987 at least the new neighbor is down to earth 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
4988 Oh ... ignore him. That’s just Sam trying to show he’s head over tails for me 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
4989 Love the new fence,Harriet,but,do you think it's tall enough" 1.2439 0.09093 41 34 4 3
4990 Hi. I’m your new neighbor. I just dropped in to say hello 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
4991 Ignore him. He's virtual until the pandemic ends. 1.2439 0.09093 41 34 4 3
4992 Australians (sigh).. 1.2439 0.07635 41 32 8 1
4993 I’m having trouble understanding the gravity of this situation. 1.2439 0.08396 41 33 6 2
4994 since his partner left him, his world went upside down 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4995 He likes you! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
4996 My friends said this whole town was backwards, but this is ridiculous 1.2432 0.09009 37 30 5 2
4997 Like I said, to hell in a handbasket. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
4998 I really hope he doesn’t fall into our pool. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
4999 You're upside down 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
5000 They went with a pandemic-themed remodel. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
5001 Looks like another upside-down mortgage! 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
5002 He’s a mile away, but he just filled his pool. 1.2429 0.05910 70 57 10 3
5003 The sky is always bluer on the other side of the fence. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
5004 It's painfully obvious he's upside down on that mortgage. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
5005 It's the same upside down cake I've been baking for years, but I may have flipped it a bit late. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
5006 Ever since March of last year, everything is topsy-turvy. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
5007 He claims they're upside down in their mortgage, but he's always looking in my bathroom window. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
5008 It's a friendly appointment reminder from my eye doctor. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
5009 Looks like Kenny flipped again. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
5010 See I told you, men always do the opposite. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
5011 The other side is always greener in the grass 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
5012 Ralph has always liked to look at the flip side of things. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
5013 Call me crazy, but I prefer a single plane of existence. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
5014 I’ve never got on with the neighbors, we’ve always had opposite views 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
5015 Even in this Topsy-Turvy world, there’s always a little hope on the upside! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
5016 Oh look now his face is greener 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
5017 I guess that his wife leaving him, really did turn his world upside down. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
5018 He's always wanted to move up in the world. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
5019 Hanging around 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
5020 Hoo-yoo! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5021 I hear he's made a fortune with his talent for flipping houses. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5022 He says it's a loophole, but we're checking with the HOA... 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
5023 The next drink is on me. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5024 What some people won’t do to avoid paying a Real Estate tax! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
5025 I just wish he wouldn't let his dog do its business on the front lawn. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5026 Hi, I looked at life from both sides now, and up and down, and then decided to flip. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
5027 True, we were unaware of the new zoning rules. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5028 Don't be impressed. It's just an app on his new phone. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
5029 Half the neighborhood is upside down on their mortgage, but on the flip-side the rest is turning over. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5030 I used to think I understood my neighbor’s POV, then Steve moved in. 1.2419 0.05946 62 50 10 2
5031 Have you noticed something odd about your neighbor Sue?" "I know. Stan wears white socks with sandals 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
5032 Don’t make eye contact, once Bill drops in to chat he’s tough to get rid of 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5033 You might not be as friendly, Helen, but at least you have gravitas. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
5034 Flippers. They’re ruining the neighborhood. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
5035 This actually didn’t require a permit. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5036 The world's really folded in on itself during lockdown. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5037 Seems like Jon’s no longer feeling like he’s under the weather. 1.2419 0.05483 62 49 12 1
5038 Look, he is back from his parallel world! 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
5039 He seems nice enough, but he has no respect for the laws of gravity. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
5040 Remind me to look for loose change. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
5041 Henry did the brown acid at Woodstock. 1.2414 0.05668 58 47 11 0
5042 He's been flipping houses for years. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
5043 I love the dimensions of your backyard. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
5044 Good dimensions make good neighbors. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
5045 Role Model Homes: A Neighborhood You Can Look Up To 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
5046 Don't wave back. He's been doing this I told him 'I'd see him on the flip side' 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
5047 The world really has gone upside down! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
5048 What goes up, must come down. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
5049 Yeah, it's always "I'm hanging in there" with him. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
5050 Whew! That was close. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
5051 The up side of him is that he is good looking but the down side is that he is a real jerk. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
5052 Oh please, ignore him. It’s just my uncle Bruce from Australia. He shows up every evening just to say ‘Good morning!’. He thinks that’s funny. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
5053 It just feels like we're living in an upside down world. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
5054 That's the anti-vaxxer neighbor I was telling you about. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
5055 Gee, things are starting to look better in my alternate universe! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
5056 NICE hologram Burt 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
5057 We're outta work,getting divorced,broke,filing bankruptcy,& just learned we just tested positive for covid,& you think OUR worlds been turned upside down? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
5058 I told you the world isn't flat, you moron, it is obviously a Mobius Loop 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
5059 Is this more fake news, or am I hallucinating? 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
5060 I knew your father was looking down on us from heaven,but does he have to be so damned happy? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
5061 Just ignore him like he does gravity. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
5062 We can stand on our heads and wave back or just write this off to some bad weed. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
5063 Ever since this COVID thing, my world has been turned upside down. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
5064 When they said 'the new normal', this is not what I had in mind 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
5065 A year in lockdown: - A: "Wow! Now I get it!" - B: "What?" - A: "There are TWO flat earths!" 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
5066 They said mandatory social distancing and lockdown, not lock up. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
5067 Right, this is what's going down. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
5068 He’s trying really hard to move Downunder 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
5069 I think this is taking house flipping too far. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5070 Yeah, he's been hanging around a lot lately 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5071 His life turned upside down after his wife filed for divorce." 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
5072 He bought one of the flipped houses on the block 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5073 I'm not sure what you put in this drink, but it's working for me. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5074 I see Venus is closer than usual. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5075 So much for flat-earthers. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5076 We're friendly now. He's finally gotten over me. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
5077 Nice guy,, but too much Alt Universe-ish 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5078 Do you feel that our new neighbor always talks down to us? 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
5079 I'm not happy with our town's new density laws 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5080 I had hoped, with this last election, our neighbors could avoid going belly-up. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5081 This pandemic has turned his life upside down. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5082 He always takes the "themed movie nights" too far... I don't even like Inception. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5083 If you ignore him, he eventually goes away. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5084 You’re the one that told him to come on over. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5085 I wonder when his wife is going to tell him that their mortgage is upside down. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5086 Hi Neighbors. I'm learning how to bake an upside down cake! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5087 Every day like clockwork, the same comment. 'It's a topsy-turvy world, isn't it?' 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5088 Joe is baking his upside down cake, again. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5089 I told you to get the Covid vaccination, not the Covid pill. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5090 That smug bastard always looks down on his neighbors. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
5091 Ugh! It’s my neighbor Christopher Nolan. Don’t start a conversation, he is so confusing. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5092 Ya know, I'm going to look up to Bob from now on. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5093 He got carried away with social distancing. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5094 My new neighbor is inverted, but he's no introvert. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5095 Covid does that to people 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
5096 I know, just when I thought the pandemic had turned everything upside down... 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5097 You have no idea how many hairpieces I've had to dispose of over the years. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5098 He may have mastered the laws of gravity, but he just won't give it a rest. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
5099 He INSISTS on seeing things his way 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5100 Yeah, that's my new neighbor Christopher Nolan 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5101 Yeah. He still thinks it's 2020 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5102 👨🏻‍🦳👋 “I got the vaccine!” 👩🏻‍🦳👩🏻 “I think you’ve got bigger problems, Bob” 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
5103 Hank is upside down on his mortgage, but he was never one to let adversity bring him down. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5104 He tries to be nice but he’s always talking down to us. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5105 Glad things are back to normal again! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5106 There's Mr. Jones showing off his hover house again! 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
5107 The Earth was always flat and it folded only recently 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5108 How do we find out if he’s upside down or if it’s us? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5109 ‘The new neighbor? He said his name is Christopher Nolan or something.’ 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5110 See this is what happens when you eat a 2nd brownie. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5111 Bill is friendly enough, but I wish he would stop following QAnon. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
5112 His discovery doesn’t take away from the sourdough we made in quarantine 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
5113 So how do you like having Copperfield as a neighbor? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
5114 I get a little tired of the 'G'day, mate' bit 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
5115 I was sure this neighborhood had height restrictions. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
5116 Uptown is no better than downtown, just pricier. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
5117 He got a HOA exemption. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
5118 Topsy, meet Turvy. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
5119 I don’t want to ask him to just drop in. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
5120 After a year of this, I can’t tell which way is up... 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
5121 I just can't figure out what's up with our new Australian neighbor! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
5122 He does a flyby about this time every day. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
5123 Phil's on another planet 1.2400 0.06101 50 38 12 0
5124 I just feel like Les is failing to appreciate the gravity of this impending housing crisis. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
5125 I thought 2021 would be a year when things start making sense. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
5126 My neighbour has his head in the clouds more often than you think 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
5127 All I Heard Was His Loan Was Up Side Down, Now This. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
5128 Doesn’t it seem to you these New Yorker cartoonists are getting desperate? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
5129 Stupid daylight savings time. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
5130 The cause is also the solution -- drink more faster! 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
5131 Maybe we shouldn’t have had those mushrooms for breakfast 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
5132 Americans, am I right? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
5133 Welcome to California! 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
5134 It doesn't seem to bother him that we're upside down. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
5135 Is he upsdie down or we are? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
5136 I certainly hope no one has invited him to join our carpool. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
5137 I refused to have 2020 turn my life upside down. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
5138 That's Arnie. He owns the air rights" 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
5139 He wanted to stay in 2020. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
5140 We’ll all be glad when social distancing is over. 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
5141 When did you join the flat earth club? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
5142 Those home-renovators really did flip that house around!!! 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
5143 The rent was cheaper 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
5144 The pandemic has literally done this to a lot of people. 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
5145 Our neighbor charges extra for the gravity in his Airbnb. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
5146 Unfortunately, he’s president of the HOA. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
5147 When it rains, that's Bill's sprinkler. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
5148 Bill's acting friendly enough, but I think he's still upset. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
5149 There goes the pandemic turning more of our world upside down. When will things ever get back to normal? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
5150 Chloe, it seems we are on the upside; don't you think?" 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
5151 Don't wave back, or he'll think we actually like this sort of thing. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
5152 Our town approved inverted zoning but it’s hard to say who came out on top. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
5153 Oh,him. That’s our neighborEscher. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
5154 It's just part of that inversion pattern the weatherman was talking about. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
5155 Do you sometimes feel like we are living in a topsy-turvy world? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
5156 We'll be fine Meghan!! 1.2388 0.05663 67 54 11 2
5157 Strong fences makes good neighbors. Times they are a changing. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
5158 I’m tired of people flipping houses in this neighborhood. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
5159 Pretend you don't see him. He'll tell that boring story about how he keeps the furniture from from falling off his ceiling. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5160 Hey, how's it going Flip? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5161 What the side is happening? 1.2381 0.08214 42 34 6 2
5162 Yea, I heard it's called the "new normal." 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5163 Oh, it's that new neighbor. He'll do anything to get attention. Just ignore him. 1.2381 0.07474 42 33 8 1
5164 What is in this drink? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5165 Yeah, he’s friendly enough; he just hasn’t figured out that personal space thing. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5166 THIS is why I'm a NIMBY. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5167 So the grass isn't greener on the other side 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5168 Dr. Mobius - amateur architect 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
5169 Yeah, but his personality is hardly magnetic. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5170 Yesterday WE were upside down, so go figure. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5171 It's not an invitation, just an inversion 1.2381 0.06652 42 32 10 0
5172 We just have to figure out how to put our heads together 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5173 It was an awkward marriage. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
5174 Poor Hank, his world has been turned upside down. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
5175 Somedays I wonder... 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5176 Anything to get attention .. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5177 Wow Klossie..How much gin did we add in our Iced Tea? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5178 In a couple of other parallel universes, he's not so friendly... 1.2381 0.07474 42 33 8 1
5179 Typical man from his generation....will do anything to be on top. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5180 Right, but what if he thinks you're head over heels for him? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5181 Just ignore him - he is deep into Q-anon. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5182 Nice guy, but in complete denial about his detached retina. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5183 G'day from Australia! Only two of you at your gathering? 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
5184 Don't you just hate it when people just drop over that way? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5185 Antivaxxers -really a different perspective on the world 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5186 Hon, the Aussie's are here! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
5187 Fred still thinks the world is shaped like sandwich. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
5188 I don't even know what to say about this one. 1.2381 0.08214 42 34 6 2
5189 He is probably the most down-to-earth person I've ever seen. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5190 The places where he gets his news, it’s like a parallel universe. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5191 And he's a flat-earther. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
5192 Morning, Dale! I see you’ve put your thang down, flipped it, and reversed it. 1.2381 0.08214 42 34 6 2
5193 Is this contest 747 or LbL? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
5194 Hi there! Are you up and I'm down or are you down and I'm up. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
5195 He decided to try the new 'what-will-the-world-look-like-if-it's-upside-down?' It's really good he told me 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5196 How could you tell our new neighbour is Australian? 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
5197 You say inception, I say ... pull my finger. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
5198 This is happening because of the conspiracy theories. 1.2373 0.06087 59 48 9 2
5199 This is why I got a 3rd shot.... 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
5200 We dated but could never see eye to eye. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
5201 We're head over heels for eachother. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
5202 It's the logical extension of our current dysfunction. We think he is upside down and he thinks we are. There's no middle ground. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
5203 He’s taking everything with him! What away to go!! 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5204 Hey neighbors. I'm looking down on you. Enjoy your lemonade and questionable mask-less social distancing...I can't help it, but really, I hope to see you on the flip side.COVID 61..is where it's at. The women sit unconvinced. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5205 We love the new house, but our neighbor has air rights. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
5206 My neighbor is always dropping in uninvited. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
5207 We just call this Tuesday. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5208 Oh my gosh,he never knows which side is up 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
5209 Great. Now they're literally building homes on top of another. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
5210 Isn't he heavenly? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
5211 It's tough. We don't see eye to eye on anything. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5212 He told me this would happen after we broke up. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5213 Ignore him. He's top-see pervy. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5214 We’re underwater on the mortgage, and now this. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
5215 Now that we're finally outside, looks like our world really DID turn upside down last year. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5216 The “Up”side 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
5217 Honey, I don't feel safe outside anymore 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5218 I forgot to mention I put acid in your salad. . 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
5219 Was daylight savings always so literal? 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5220 My neighbor’s nice and all, but our orbits don’t cross much as they used to. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
5221 Hey Walter, it’s 6 feet horizontally! 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
5222 'These days, it's refreshing to have a neighbor with a different perspective." 1.2368 0.06989 38 29 9 0
5223 Wow, this is strong lemonade, Margaret. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5224 He said he needed a new perspective on life." 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5225 Drones are so annoying 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5226 High-density zoning has its ups and downs. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
5227 That Moebius fellow sure is friendly. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5228 My life has been turned upside down lately 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5229 Yeah, he's a lot of why I decided to go with a conventional mortgage. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5230 I’ve come to realize waving to your neighbor is so much easier in a parallel universe. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5231 I'm sure he's single, but are you ready to turn your life upside down for a man in the clouds? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5232 Yeah, but he pays less property tax. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5233 Abby, I'm telling you... He's living in his own world 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
5234 Look like our neighbor is about to drop in. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5235 My next-door neighbor took his Reverse Mortgage to a whole new level. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
5236 Being upside-down with your house isn't necessarily a bad thing. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5237 He moved next door after we met on eHarmony Australia. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
5238 You didn’t have to go to such trouble to explain Hegel to me. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5239 Shoulda stopped them when they were still light years away.... 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5240 I guess when you're the HOA president, you can do anything you want. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5241 Do you think he knows we can see he has no underwear? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5242 Yeah, that’s impressive, but he’s still insufferable. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
5243 Oh, there he goes again, bragging about being right-side up. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5244 Somtimes he's overfriendly. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
5245 Are you sure our drinks were Coke 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5246 Ignore him,he's always hanging out in his garden. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5247 Oh, that's Mr. Turvey -- affectionately known as "Topsy." 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5248 I told you he would flip it. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5249 Looks like Al finally got his antigravity theory to work 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
5250 He's offered to flip our house but I get vertigo. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5251 Things really turned upside down after his wife left. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5252 He's over the Moon. He probably just got the vaccine. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5253 Whatever did you put in my Arnold Palmer? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5254 It’s getting harder and harder to keep upside-down with the Joneses. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
5255 „It’s not just about being anymore, William. To watch or to be watched, that is the question.“ 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5256 It's weird how friendly Bob is whenever I drop acid... 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5257 They always look cuter upside-down. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5258 Oh my god, Gerald, I swear to god if you don’t stop asking me out I’m gonna call the cops! 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
5259 Poor Steve, COVID turned his world upside down. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5260 It’s called Opposition Defiant Disorder, he takes meds for it but they don’t seem to be working” 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
5261 Tom really did flip for you, didn't he? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
5262 Just a heads up, I think my neighbor might drop by. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
5263 That’s our new neighbor, Mr. Escher. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
5264 Tut, can’t you do anything about your neighbors blocking your view? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
5265 Ignore him. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
5266 He's looking at life from both sides now. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
5267 I don't think our new neighbors fit into the neighborhood very well 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
5268 Ignore them and they’ll go away. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
5269 That reminds me, did you get our tickets to Hamilton? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5270 I've been complaining about fluoridation for decades. Now, look where we are. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
5271 I think that other dimension’s getting overly friendly ... 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
5272 Howdy, Neighbor! 1.2353 0.07188 51 43 5 3
5273 Oh, that's Mr. Cobb. He is dreamy! 1.2353 0.05182 68 56 10 2
5274 When I told him to turn his frown upside down, he may have overreacted. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
5275 Jeff used to be such a nosy neighbor, but he really turned things around. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
5276 Don’t worry. It’s just a mirage caused by a temperature inversion. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
5277 Did Frank remodel his home? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5278 He's a Republican, and lives in an alternate reality. 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
5279 We’re so happy you finally flipped the house!” 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5280 Sure, we could refi at a better rate, but the pressures of upkeep will never let me fully enjoy this place . . . 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5281 Oh, it must be that nice Australian guy that I met on the cruise! 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
5282 Looks like another progressive liberal moved into the neighborhood. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
5283 how did he he get a permit? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
5284 Good thing WE didn't take out a reverse mortgage. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
5285 COVID has really turned everything upside down, hasn't it? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
5286 Wow, The Upside Down really is creepy. 1.2353 0.05590 68 55 11 2
5287 ...and, he makes the BEST upside-down cake. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
5288 You know, I always thought being upside down on your mortgage was a figure of speech! 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
5289 Maybe legalizing pot wasn't such a good idea. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
5290 Is this what they call reefer madness? 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
5291 It's our nerdy scientist neighbor again. Just ignore him. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
5292 He has no idea his world just turned upside down. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
5293 Sigh, I knew this sense of normalcy couldn't last. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5294 He’s a standup guy. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5295 Not what I meant when I wished for a man to look up to. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
5296 He says he’s from the antipodes... 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
5297 I can't build a swimming pool, but this the Homeowner's Association allows. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
5298 His world has always been upside down" 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
5299 Where exactly did you purchase those Gummy Bears? 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
5300 There seem to be no limit to what Jones will do to impress the neighbors. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
5301 Don’t mind our neighbor, Dave. He thinks he’s above everybody else on the block. 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
5302 Don't look, he's just trying to show off. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5303 ‘Oh hey Bruce, no barbecued shrimp for us thanks, we ate already’ 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5304 ... he just keeps talking about aliens and pizza parlors. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
5305 I told you, he’s still trying to get your attention 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
5306 I guess the neighbor’s new addition is what you call contemporary. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
5307 This reflection pool is deep. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
5308 Does inverted economy bother you ? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5309 Other than the fireworks he launches on the Fourth of July, I've gotten used to it. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5310 He took it too far with the house-flipping. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5311 Dyhow, borneigh. 1.2344 0.04850 64 52 11 1
5312 OLLEH! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5313 Is it just me, or does everything seem upside down since the pandemic started? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5314 Yeah, Bob got a whole new perspective on life. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5315 They're all wavers until their anti-gravity machine quits. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5316 You said to drop by anytime. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5317 and the poor chap thinks we are upside down... 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5318 I'm going to miss social distancing. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5319 First, there was “alternative facts.” So let’s believe in parallel universes. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5320 Even in alternate universes, the neighbors are weird. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5321 Wow, look at the advanced life form on this meteor that's about to hit us. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5322 Fred grew up in the southern hemisphere. He has always felt more comfortable living upside down. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
5323 The worst part are the mansplanations about the benefits of “upright living” 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
5324 The upside is that he's a great neighbour - he's always dropping in for a chat 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5325 That means lunch is ready. In this upside down world food falls off his plate into our yard. I’ll get the plates. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5326 Just when you think the world couldn't get more upside down, here comes Larry to give a perspective. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5327 His specialty is upside-down cake. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5328 I hate it when he drops in without calling first. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
5329 He's friendly and sometimes change falls out of his pockets. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
5330 And, I thought our world was flipped upside down. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
5331 These new Drones are Crazy.. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5332 He got up on the wrong side of the bed" 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5333 That seems about right these days. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
5334 I had a feeling he was going to go overboard with that reverse mortgage. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
5335 Maybe its time to move out of the city. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5336 As above, so bellow 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5337 New neighbors. From Australia. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
5338 um Jenn...I think we were over served on the microdosing. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
5339 Boy, this pandemic sure gives you a new perspective on life. . . 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
5340 Look, just ignore him; he thinks he lives in an alternate universe. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
5341 I wish god never had a kid 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
5342 I always thought our neighbor's house was little out of place. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
5343 Oops! He looks cute, too. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
5344 Don't wave back. He'll want to drop in for a drink. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
5345 It’s been like that around here since M.C. Escher moved in. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
5346 I’ve seen stranger things than this around here. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
5347 No, he works in retail. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
5348 We had an amicable divorce. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
5349 Hey Tim, your roof needs some repairs again 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
5350 Who's to say whose is the right side up, so we just wave. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
5351 Do you think he’ll ever get over me? 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
5352 I first wondered if he also questioned who’s the one upside down but then I remembered he’s a man- he obviously thinks it’s us 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
5353 He gives new meaning to social distancing. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
5354 I stopped trying to best him months ago. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
5355 Ignore him he’s just floating by looking over the neighborhood. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5356 Hi there Walt, lovely weather we're having..... 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5357 Are you upside down on your mortgage or am I? 1.2333 0.05997 60 49 9 2
5358 He's nice but we don't have anything in common. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
5359 Hi Neighbors. Want to flip your house? I can make you some big money 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
5360 Would you say he's from Up the street or Down the street 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
5361 I think he said his name was Escher or something like that. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
5362 That's Bob. He's divorced. Turned his life upside down. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
5363 I told you this is what would happen when Tarek and Christine bought the neighbor's house. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
5364 Still hasn't learned the easy way to bake an upside-down cake. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
5365 Now I KNOW this world is really upside down. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
5366 That's my new neighbor Bill...he's Australian. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
5367 Phil says when he met me it turned his world upside down. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
5368 It's really getting scary around here. First our neighbor returning from outer space and using our pool to "splash down" and secondly the two creepy images in the upper left and lower right of this catoon watching him do it. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
5369 Beam me down, Scottie . 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
5370 He's always finding new ways to look down on his neighbors. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
5371 Instinctively he gives to me The love that I need I cherish the moments with him. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
5372 Yesterday he flipped me the bird 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
5373 It's getting harder to keep up with the Joneses 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
5374 Oh, he’s from 2019. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
5375 Just wait until his world goes right side up. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
5376 I heard sky mortgage interest rates are really low right now.” @krlabos 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
5377 Do not worry that your life is turning upside down. How do you know the side you are used to is better than the one to come?” ― Rum 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
5378 They says he's from Australia. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
5379 the grass is greener on the upside 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
5380 It’s a fixer-UPPER. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
5381 I KNOW he's been peeing in the pool. 1.2329 0.05694 73 60 10 3
5382 So this is how uncle Karl sees the world. ss 1.2329 0.05349 73 59 12 2
5383 Have you met the new neighbor? Nice guy but a recent divorce has turned his world upside down. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
5384 . " I can't understand why I have a crush on Todd. We're complete opposites really" 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
5385 the sky is a neighborhood 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
5386 After all he has done to raise his standard of living I really have to look up to him. 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
5387 I didn't expect the planetary collision to happen this soon. 1.2326 0.05605 43 34 9 0
5388 Ignore him, he’s living in an alternate universe 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
5389 I just like bats a little too much. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
5390 Jack. He's at it again. 1.2326 0.08702 43 36 4 3
5391 He told his parents he was ‘moving on up’ when he bought this house and moved in. Guess he wasn’t kidding! 1.2326 0.08702 43 36 4 3
5392 Hope Jeff doesn't turn the sprinklers on anytime soon. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5393 He won't let us forget that he once played Batman. 1.2321 0.06237 56 46 8 2
5394 We shouldn’t have bought from Lobachevsky Realtors. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5395 Ever since he moved in that new guy next door has been going to great lengths to get my attention. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
5396 Tasmania. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5397 New Zealand's never seemed nearer 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5398 The Jones try to mirror us! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5399 Herbert boasted an unusual knack for flipping houses. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5400 I told you this was an topsy turvy neighborhood! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5401 He works at the superglue factory. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
5402 Remember Bob from high school” 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5403 I think we better cut back on the mimosas. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5404 I thought it was odd too, but apparently this is the latest trend in gut renovations 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
5405 When Mr. Johnson said, 'See you on the flip side," yesterday, I didn't think he meant literally 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
5406 The sky is greener on the other side. 1.2321 0.06237 56 46 8 2
5407 They’re not bad neighbors, as QAnoners go. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5408 This relationship would make more sense if we lived on opposite sides of the planet. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5409 Classic post-vaccine #1 euphoria/limbo syndrome 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5410 Our 2020 life did turn 360 degrees! 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
5411 hey neighbors! got wifi? 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
5412 We’re going to have to build the fence taller. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5413 Social distancing feels weird. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
5414 Ignore him. He insists we're the upside down ones. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
5415 Ignore him. If you invite him over, I just know he’ll spill his drink on me. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
5416 It feels good that everything is normal again. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
5417 He's holding his one-shot vaccination above us. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
5418 The good news: no more existential dread. The bad news: we didn’t make it to the good place. Show off. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
5419 On everything we're polar opposite. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5420 Ready for the fallout? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5421 I thought 2020 was over” 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5422 The realtor said this subdivision had a different point-of-view. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5423 I hope this means the HOA will approve my above ground pool. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5424 Drones are getting out of hand. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5425 Has your world been upside down too? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5426 Gosh, it's an upside down world, isn't it, Wanda? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5427 Poor Howard, he's always been a little out of step. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
5428 I'll tell ya! Bob has always lived in an alternate universe. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5429 They never understand at diner parties why their pineapple upside-down cake is always right-side up. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5430 My ophthalmologist always says it’s a matter of perspective. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5431 It's like living in a Christopher Nolan movie. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5432 A little less vodka in the next one, please. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
5433 He's always so nice. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5434 Bob gets carried away with his Attention Getting Device . 1.2308 0.05705 65 53 10 2
5435 In an alternative reality that’s my neighbour, the handsome astrophysicist. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5436 It’s a topsy turvy world out there! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
5437 That's Mr. Turner. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5438 We own a zoo! 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5439 They never tell you all the dangers of getting a reverse mortgage! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5440 Ever since Claire left him it seems his world has gone upside down. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
5441 Some people will do anything for attention. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5442 Let's hope our new neighbor doesn't have a cesspool. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5443 It's our friends from Sydney. They followed us back. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5444 I've gotta give it to him... since he heard I binge-watched 'Stranger Things' he's been very creative in trying to get a date 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
5445 Gentrification has totally changed our neighborhood. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5446 Uh oh, Bob’s about to flush the toilet. 1.2308 0.07759 39 31 7 1
5447 I was promised Leonardo DiCaprio 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5448 Rob and I see things differently, but he's a good guy. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
5449 What gets me, is why does he always look so smug? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
5450 I know! It is odd. He waves every time he sees us here. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5451 The optometrist said it would take awhile to adjust to the new prescription. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
5452 Call me a xenophobe but I hate living next to these antipodes! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5453 I think it's time to cut out happy hour. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5454 Are we in Topsey or Turvey 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5455 It looks like George plugged his inverter in backwards again. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
5456 We’re having a lot of trouble at home. It seems we never share the same perspective. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
5457 I hear he flips houses for a living. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
5458 Poor guy is in an upside down mortgage. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
5459 His realtor told us she'd do anything to raise his asking price. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5460 That new neighbor is trying every which way to meet us.... 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5461 Tell me again about your mothers secret brownie recipe. 1.2308 0.07759 39 31 7 1
5462 He never shovels the snow or rakes the leaves. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5463 Raise a glass to your neighbor" 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5464 There’s only so much I can take this year—and, Mr. Happy No-Big Deal the world is falling apart—just turn your world upside down / philosophy neighbor is just too much 1.2308 0.05267 65 53 11 1
5465 Look, they finally flipped their house!! 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5466 See what l mean! He is a little topsy turvy today 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
5467 We’ve been quarantined so long. Is this normal? I can’t tell. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5468 Wow, Jerry is still in 2020. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5469 How does he get his grass so green? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5470 My neck still hurts from the last time he spoke to us! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5471 My life has been upside down this past year- "Hi Jim!" -but it's starting to look up now. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5472 Now wait for the chewables to kick in. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5473 That Herbert ---always the contrarian... 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5474 Ignore him. He's been pulling this stunt lately. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
5475 I tried to warn our neighbor about getting one of those reverse mortgages. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5476 After a year, Covid has really turned his world upside down. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5477 Say Hi to David Copperfield 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
5478 You know, from his point of view, we also look silly 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
5479 Nope, I like to be on top. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5480 Having him as a neighbor has given me a whole new perspective on things. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5481 Ignore him and he’ll go away. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5482 When his wife got pregnant, it turned his world upside down. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5483 Strange days! 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5484 Get use to. it. I told you the world was turning upside down. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
5485 Six months ago he sent me a Q-anon link and then this just happened to his lawn. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5486 That’s the new guy, Mr. Escher. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5487 Oh, yeah, David Copperfield bought the house next door. 1.2295 0.05429 61 49 11 1
5488 Godsh! This COVID really turns things upside down! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
5489 On the upside, he's pretty down to earth. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
5490 Pretend you didn’t see him 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5491 I’ve have considered flipping the house. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
5492 I heard his world pretty much turned upside down when his wife left him. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5493 He pretty much keeps to his layer of the atmosphere. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5494 The landscapers might’ve gone overboard. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5495 These days, I’m not sure which of us is right. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5496 When did he say the pool goes in? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
5497 « Well, i guess the grass IS a little greener, » 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5498 I’d like to see the flat-Earthers try and explain this one 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
5499 It’s great to see how the other half lives... and we don’t even have to leave our lawn chairs! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5500 I heard that the Democrats were trying to flip the Senate, but I didn’t think it’d happen in our own backyard. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5501 I'm glad he turned the place upside down. Before, he had a direct view into our bedroom. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
5502 Hey Lola! It really is a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world isn't it? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
5503 Ever since he installed that reflecting pool it's been a problem. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
5504 He's gotten a little too friendly since we put in the pool. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
5505 Telemedicine ophthalmology really works for me. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
5506 keeping up with the Joneses gets harder every year. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
5507 Yeah, things have been a little out-of-sorts over the last year. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
5508 Don't mind our neighbor, he can be a bit over the top. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
5509 You’ll get the hang of it after a while. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
5510 Yeah, I'll talk to the HOA. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
5511 New pushy neighbor. Now he says, "Hello". Next he'll say, "Why are you upside down?". 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
5512 I don't think I should have had that last drink. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
5513 I warned you, those mushrooms didn't look right!! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
5514 After 2020 nothing seems irregular 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
5515 Hope he doesn't drop in. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
5516 Mr. Peterkin's Zoom hacks are starting to get on my nerves. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
5517 I tell you, the whole world is turning upside down. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
5518 At the price they were asking, we should have known something was up. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
5519 He's remarkably chipper for someone whose world has been turned upside down. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
5520 I think it's time to switch to coffee. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
5521 He's turned daylight in gaslight. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
5522 That's our new neighbor Greg. He flips houses. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
5523 I wonder what he has to say now! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
5524 Do you think the vaccines will provide immunity to a topsy turvy world? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
5525 I thought ‘Stranger Things’ wasn’t coming back for a while... 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
5526 Our strange neighbour from PARALLEL UNIVERSE 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
5527 You said microdose, right? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
5528 When I told him I wanted an outdoor ceiling fan, this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
5529 Must be the new hybrid teacher. 1.2289 0.04311 83 65 18 0
5530 The world is round, dear. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
5531 I don't think Frank quite understands the concept of giving a high five. 1.2286 0.07201 35 27 8 0
5532 They never should have sent that mission to Mars. Now they want to be neighbors. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
5533 John's an anti-gravity researcher - he's turned my world upside down. 1.2286 0.08287 35 28 6 1
5534 I am blessed with neighbours hanging in there and acting as if all is normal. 1.2286 0.07201 35 27 8 0
5535 I thought they said the magnetic pole reversal would not affect anybody. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5536 I love how our 'burb has found a way to achieve density without sacrificing sprawl. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
5537 Our neighbor lives in a HEAD-OVER-HEELS world. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5538 He's completely oblivious to the gravity of his situation. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
5539 I wish he'd stop with the practical jokes. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5540 What is the fastest growing privacy hedge? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5541 What you can now ‘Store in the Cloud’ — has crossed a Virtual line 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5542 That's Mr. Velcro. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
5543 Honestly, I preferred the upside down when it was evil. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5544 I guess it's better than being backwards. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5545 You never told me the neighbors were Australian. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5546 So annoying, he's always so up. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5547 Who knew that it would take so long for two planets to collide? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5548 Things have been upside down since the covid 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
5549 Don’t wave back. I don’t have the energy to engage in small talk. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
5550 He's nice, but somehow his leaves always end up in my yard... 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5551 He is one of the more interesting men in the neighborhood. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5552 He's on one of those real estate shows: 'Half-flipped House' 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5553 Must be God's sense of humor when I prayed for an alternative universe. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5554 Losing his Dr Zeuss books turned his world upside down 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
5555 He says we’re upside-down. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5556 He collects Baselitz. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
5557 I really don't share my neighbors's perspective on things. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5558 Oh, it's Schrödinger again. Ignore him and he'll go away. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5559 His wife bakes a delicious downside-up cake. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
5560 We thought the fence would discourage him. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
5561 Remember when "gravity-challenged" meant something different? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5562 Guess it all depends on how you look at things. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
5563 It's a whole other world over there. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
5564 They're Republicans. They get EVERYTHING wrong. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
5565 They're moving to Australia. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
5566 Some people will go to any extreme to be noticed 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5567 I just knew season five of Stranger Things would be a bad idea. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5568 For him it’s still 2008... 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5569 He was always saying his home would be 'drone-ready' when the time came for it. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5570 Friendly, yes, but he keeps dropping in unexpectedly 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5571 He acts friendly, but we just don’t see the world in the same way. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5572 We should have read the fine print when they upzoned our property. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5573 I think he may be from Australia! 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5574 The Jamison's did say they were going to flip their house. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5575 I'm sorry that he's upside-down on his home, but we don't always see eye to eye. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
5576 You see, gravity doesn't always win." 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5577 Luxury quarantine village, artist’s impression 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
5578 This is the weirdest Zoom call yet 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5579 It’s all mirrors. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
5580 He took “keeping up with the Jones’s” to a new level. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
5581 At what point does micro-dosing become macro-dosing? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5582 I guess that’s what they meant by the grass is always greener on the other side 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5583 What’s the point if you can’t experiment with recreational drugs at our age? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5584 Hey neighbor - turn that frown upside down. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
5585 It's a great neighborhood except for that. 1.2273 0.05198 66 53 12 1
5586 Ignore him. He just wants to talk about flipping houses. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
5587 They're friendly enough. They just seem to try too hard to fit in. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
5588 This pandemic is really having an effect on my perspective. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
5589 Australian 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
5590 Yes,with COVID,the world does seem topsy turvey ! 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
5591 We traded our airspace for their first born 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
5592 What exactly did you put in this drink? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5593 There's that nice old Mr. Escher drawing the neighborhood again. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5594 Parallel universe? No, dear, I don’t think so. It’s just one more reflection of how polarized this country has become. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5595 He's taking this much better than I expected. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5596 I told him if he goes and buys that outdoor pool.. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
5597 That's soooo last year. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5598 He always has to be different. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5599 Yes, literally and figuratively. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5600 I don’t think Liam read all of the fine print before taking out that reverse mortgage. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
5601 The last time he waved I gave him a drink and he spilled it. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5602 The grass sure is greener on the upside! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
5603 Don't worry, things will return to normal soon. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
5604 He lives in an alternate universe, but he's hard to ignore. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5605 He thinks this is a dumb cartoon for the contest. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5606 Now hand him that lightbulb 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
5607 I knew 2021 was going to be different! 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
5608 Mr.Peters... He is still so friendly, even though His whole Life turned upside down. I wonder how He was able to put it all in Perspektive... 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
5609 Bob hasn’t figured out how to adjust his Zoom video. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5610 You said these were regular gummies 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
5611 You should see his cakes. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5612 new normal. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5613 He just doesn’t get normalcy 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
5614 And yet he still believes the world is flat. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
5615 ‘Oh God, is he gonna tell us about the weather again?’ 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5616 Looks like the neighbors from Australia settled in fine. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5617 If Jacobson succeeds in folding reality just once more, he may have a chance to play in Saturday’s softball game. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
5618 I think you're going to need a bigger fence. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
5619 He's been flipping houses in this neighborhood for years." 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5620 Escher is up bright and early this morning. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5621 The world really is upside down. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5622 If he is hitting on us, he'll need to change his perspective. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5623 He'd do anything to get noticed...just ignore him. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5624 I understand he’s Escher’s grandson. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5625 People in the Heights, very needy. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5626 This a novel way to socially distance. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5627 Now that the kids are older,I gotta stop eating the candy I find in their rooms. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5628 When I said it's all about perspectives, I didn't mean a rich white man's perspective. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5629 That’s nothing, you should see what he did with their cabin by the lake” 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
5630 Just ignore him. He paid top dollar for that place, then the market cooled off. Now he's upside down in it, that all. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5631 You never know what might happen in these upwardly mobile neighborhoods. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5632 That's the buyer. He's just a house flipper. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
5633 I know, me too. I was going to have it removed, but found out it's a Banksy. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5634 Well I’ll be darned if it isn’t MC Escher saying hello. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
5635 There's something odd about the Smiths 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5636 We started bounding with our new neighbours on Mars. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
5637 Don’t humor him. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5638 He's head of heels for you." 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5639 Glad to see everything is ok in the upside-down world. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5640 The building codes didn’t anticipate some of the more creative developers. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5641 Did you spike the Pineapple upside down cake ? 1.2264 0.05141 53 42 11 0
5642 You say goodbye, I say hello. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5643 If only Bill would see things from MY perspective. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5644 2020 hit them really hard. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5645 Howdy, neighbours! If you happen to see the kids’ ball in your yard, could you toss it back up? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5646 I told you the world was concaved.. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5647 Wait, so does that make us heaven or hell? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5648 Steve makes the best pineapple cake 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5649 That's nothing. Just wait until he does his card tricks. 1.2258 0.05353 62 51 11 0
5650 Try looking at it from his point of view. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
5651 I think microdosing is working very well for Alan 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5652 He’s friendly enough, he just lives in his own world. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
5653 Have you seen Season 3 of Gravity Falls yet? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
5654 No, I’ve never been his house. Why? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5655 They’re so upside down over there 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
5656 ``That is one annoying cloud.'' 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
5657 This is what the virus has caused to our world. 1.2258 0.05353 62 50 11 1
5658 HE SAID HE WOULD DROP IN 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5659 Act like you don't notice him. He really has no limits at stalking me. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5660 He always tries to flip things around. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5661 He keeps saying something about not being from here. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5662 This neighborhood is so overdeveloped. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5663 He has turned his ? upside down. He will do anything to get your attention! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
5664 I should never had said,'Drop in anytime'. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5665 He believes in the "many worlds" theory. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
5666 Georgia look! This is my future husband. I love that he can literally flip his house over to say "hi" to me. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
5667 I’ve never seen the lake this still before 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
5668 I really thought being a Medium would connect me with more interesting people in the afterlife. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
5669 I appreciate the opportunity to punch up. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
5670 This motherfucker...” 1.2254 0.05743 71 59 9 3
5671 I just can't find the time for Wandavision. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5672 I hear his house is underwater too... 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5673 ... but then he got into that Q-anon thing. 1.2254 0.04994 71 57 13 1
5674 Seems parallel lines do meet at the yard after all. 1.2250 0.07585 40 32 7 1
5675 The whole neighborhood is being turned upside down. 1.2250 0.07585 40 32 7 1
5676 He makes his money by flipping houses. 1.2250 0.08388 40 33 5 2
5677 Jerry's always had a light touch with his yard.... 1.2250 0.08388 40 33 5 2
5678 Is it just me, or are reflections getting a lot scarier these days? 1.2250 0.03547 80 66 14 0
5679 We’re not just in the upside down, we’re in the inside out 1.2250 0.04348 80 66 13 1
5680 Hi Fred, drop in sometime. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5681 He's nice, but I get tired of hearing about his low property taxes. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5682 I thought you said the new fence would keep the neighbors from looking down on us. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
5683 We get along well because we don't talk politics. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5684 Stranger Things has happened. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
5685 Yeah, he’s still a Trump supporter. But surprisingly friendly. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
5686 That's my neighbor Earl. He lives his politics. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
5687 Jerry flips houses for a living. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5688 New neighbor. A Mr. Escher. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5689 Things are still a little rocky since their septic tank burst. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5690 We rarely see eye-to-eye with the neighbors. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5691 klossner, you need new glasses and less vodka 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
5692 The neighbourhood has really changed since Christopher Nolan moved in 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
5693 Would you believe he does propaganda for the 'Spherical Earth Society'? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5694 Flat Earthers demonstrate what happens during a folding event. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
5695 Fergus is a mirage who lives in Scotland and when the thermals are just right he appears to be waving. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
5696 Anti-gravity is the newest trend. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5697 He keeps saying he wants to turn my world upside down. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5698 I told you, the whole world has gone upside down. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
5699 George said he would drop in sometime. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5700 I wonder what he's upset about this time. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5701 Some days I feel like I’m a character in “Inception”. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
5702 I think I've had one too many drinks! 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
5703 That must be the new neighbor from Australia. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5704 The judge said it was grounds for divorce. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
5705 After what we have all been through in the last 12 months, does it matter who is living in the real world ? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
5706 Are we high, or is he? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5707 Hey Jim, how's it hangin? 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
5708 He’s stuck in The Upside-Down until Season 4 drops.” @strangerthingst 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
5709 Can you believe it’s already been a year since the world got turned upside down? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
5710 Ted’s always been such an upside downer 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
5711 Gives a whole new meaning to ‘keeping up with the Joneses’, doesn’t it? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
5712 Is that Herb or is it too much herbal tea? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5713 That's our neighbor Ron. He runs one of the nation's most popular conspiracy websites. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
5714 Fences make good neighbors. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5715 'Well, that's one way to draw attention to yourself." 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5716 The forecast said it would be partly howdy. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5717 He moved here from Australia... 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5718 I thought he meant it isn't worth what he owes..... 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5719 I guess the new neighbor wasn’t kidding when he said he was going to flip the house and sell it. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5720 To me, it’s more than just marching to the beat of a different drummer. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
5721 It was inevitable that Covid would turn the world upside down. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
5722 Too many Christopher Nolan movies. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
5723 Ignore him. His nasty little world is about to fall apart. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5724 That’s our new neighbour Bob, he’s Australian. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5725 I knew there was life on another planet, but until now, I did not know how close it was. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5726 When our neighbour said he wanted to copy our house I didn't realize he meant a mirror image. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5727 That's Mr. Escher. I hear he's some kind of artist. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5728 I’m still waiting for him to turn his life around. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5729 He wasn't kidding when he flipped the house 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5730 Is he in our bubble? 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
5731 There's that Ken, he's always looking down on us... 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5732 He said his name was MC something or other... 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5733 Oh that's Angus. He's from Australia 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5734 It happened right after they turned CERN back on. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5735 I guess they managed to flip it. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5736 Another house flipped. There goes the neighborhood. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
5737 I borrowed his vacuum cleaner last week - my ceilings are cleaner than they've ever been. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5738 Another house-flip in the neighborhood... 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5739 Look what's up? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5740 He bought the air rights from China 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
5741 Here’s proof that the world is upside down due to the pandemic. But is it him or us. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5742 And I thought he would never be able to flip that house 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5743 Yeah, the divorce really turned his life upside down. I tried to help him but he's not very down to earth. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5744 It’s all about perspective in life. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
5745 This vaccine is hitting different 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5746 That's how it works in a mirror world 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5747 Of course the world flipped upside down right after we had the privacy fence put in 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
5748 Oh, that’s Mark, an anti-vaxxer. His world view is completely upside-down. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
5749 I went out with him a few times, but he just didn’t see things from my perspective. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
5750 'Geez, thought we'd be getting back to normal by now.' 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
5751 He really needs to flip that property. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
5752 Eh... someone is in the wrong cartoon. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
5753 How did you describe that last cloud? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
5754 Apparently, this is the new normal 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
5755 This is my new vision. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
5756 There is an upside in a virtual city 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
5757 I miss the old pre-pandemic days. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
5758 Yeah, yeah, string theory, multi-verses, whatever. He has my number but still hasn't asked me out. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
5759 He bought recently, expecting a quick flip. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
5760 Hi ladies, who did you gutter work for you? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
5761 He's so spaced out. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
5762 I can’t wait for the HOA meeting. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
5763 Damn these new glasses ! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5764 At last, the acid is beginning to work. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5765 The world's just been so upside down lately that I don't know what to think anymore. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
5766 Jim, how was the apple turnover? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
5767 No, I'm not sure what that "klossner" is either. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
5768 Can't get any darn privacy these days. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5769 We embrace diversity. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
5770 That's our next door neighbor. He's a research scientist best known for his book "Gravity Schmavity". 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
5771 Death from above. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
5772 No question now, we’re starting to get Off! 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
5773 He is always hanging around. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5774 Psst, Marie, don't you find the new neighbor a bit weird? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
5775 straight white men and their obsession to be on top... 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5776 Yes it's strange, but you have to look on the upside. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
5777 I’ve heard of tectonic plates, but Australia ? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5778 Think I'll have another Gin & Tonic 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
5779 You've gotta give me your mushroom sauce recipe! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5780 Hidey-Ho Neighbooooorrrrrrrrrrr 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5781 His dog’s poop is always landing in our yard. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
5782 It's some cloud-based app. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
5783 Do you get the feeling he looks up his nose on everyone else? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5784 Are his bushes too high or too low? Still don’t know how to tell him. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
5785 He's mocking us. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5786 John gives a new meaning to the phrase, Hang in there. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
5787 When he first told me I thought it was just another one of those COVID cliches 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
5788 He thinks we're upside down... 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
5789 That's Tim. Nice guy but his political views are also the polar opposite of Fred's. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5790 Herb always does things halfway. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
5791 He drinks! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
5792 I will really be glad when he pays off his upside down mortgage. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5793 So, you like living by the lake, do ya? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5794 Check out Mister "I got my second vaccine." 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
5795 Marvin keeps trying to convince us of an alternate reality. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
5796 Poor Howard, his whole life has been upside down. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
5797 How can anyone be losing money in this housing market? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
5798 I guess they are upside down on their mortgage. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
5799 we were a bit apprehensive when we moved in, but it's turned out to be a very friendly neighborhood 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
5800 And here I thought I was done living in a man's shadow. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5801 Say g'day Mildred. He's our new neighbor who just arrived from Australia. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
5802 Is that what a reverse mortgage looks like? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
5803 I think vertical construction on the moon has gone a bit too far... 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
5804 You should hear him sing , It’s a Topsy Turvey World ! 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
5805 Umm, was that CBD, THC, or what, Doris? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5806 my dyslexia is off the charts 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5807 I knew things were upside down since the Pandemic but I didn't take it literally. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5808 Don't wave. We said, "BYE" 2020 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
5809 He’s friendly, sure, but we are so polarized we can’t even agree on which way is up. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
5810 It seems we've broken through..to a Grass Ceiling. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
5811 He’s really starting to annoy me. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5812 Yeah, it's a bit like living in an M.C. Escher drawing. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
5813 Brace for Impact! 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
5814 Don't make eye contact. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5815 I think he may be living in an 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
5816 Hi in the sky. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5817 With this real estate market, there have been a lot of flips in the neighborhood. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
5818 He can't get anything right! 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
5819 No, Greg hasn’t turned my whole world upside down—that’s just his crazy joke mirror. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5820 I think Ezra might be reading too much science fiction. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5821 He's always trying to show us up. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
5822 He just got vaccinated. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5823 And then they said we were drinking too much. Nonsense. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5824 He says it’ll sell faster that way. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5825 He’ll turn his world upside down just to look over our fence. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5826 I knew the housing market was forcing builders to get creative but this seems reckless. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5827 Do you think it’s Contagious? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
5828 He’s really taking this 2021 to a whole new level 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
5829 And you thought last March was bad? 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
5830 Is this the wormhole, everyone talks about, where I am single and happy? If only... 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
5831 I hate it when neighbours turn up unexpectedly. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
5832 Yea, just like with the rest of pandemic, I started to just accept that maybe this is the new normal. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5833 That theoretical physicist irks me with his teasing, “Look what I can do.” 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
5834 That second wife of his really turned his life upside down, wouldn’t you say? 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
5835 Elon said he wanted to bring us closer to Mars, but I’m not sure our home owner’s association will like it. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
5836 Such a prankster! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5837 I think he’s doing it just to spite me. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5838 That's Mick. He's Australian. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5839 Hey, Bob ! How’s everything on Cloud 9 Lane ? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
5840 I told you that was good acid 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5841 We are not keeping upside down with the Joneses. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
5842 The neighbourhood has really turned upside down recently. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5843 Dr. Seuss back from the past 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5844 that's Tom, always with his head in the clouds 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5845 Don't wave--it'll just encourage him. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
5846 When my world gets turned upside down, it's metaphorical. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5847 He enjoys being the neighborhood oddball. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
5848 I don't think he's playing with a full deck. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5849 I dropped the baseball in your yard again. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
5850 1. We never saw things eye to eye. 2. I told he needed help & he turned to Inversion Therapy 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
5851 Vera, there's simply no downside to having Bob as a neighbor. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5852 Don’t pay any attention you’ll only encourage him. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
5853 It would have to be too high. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5854 Frankly, I find twin planets to be a pain in the ass. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5855 Redefines dropping by. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
5856 Yeah...when does the new season of "Stranger Things" start? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5857 Just ignore him and he’ll go away 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5858 Poor guy. Since his wife left, his world has turned upside down. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
5859 I know we live in an upside down world but this is ridiculous ! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5860 The house says "eccentric" the man screams "witch" 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5861 Oh, he’s the neighborhood non-conformist. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5862 This whole thing just doesn’t stop. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5863 He's much happier now that he's created his own upside-down world. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
5864 Great views, but a fall can kill you." 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
5865 Either the new neighbor or we are crazy! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
5866 I guess we turned it around by summer after all. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5867 Sorry, my upstairs neighbor can be a bit overbearing. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5868 He thinks the world revolves around HIM. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5869 Fuckin' Australians are ruining the neighborhood. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5870 Since he lost his gyroscope, his whole world has been turned upside down. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5871 I think I’m going halfsies on those cookies from now on” 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5872 It's a small world after all. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5873 It Really is the World turned upside down! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5874 When we bought this place, the agent assured us the lot next door was unbuildable. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5875 How flippin' unusual. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5876 Wow! Albert's gone all-in on his conspiracy theories. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5877 Poor guy, this is the second time his house has been turned over this month. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5878 try to look upside down, you may see a whole different way. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5879 Yup, it's kicking in. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5880 Well, he’s certainty turned thing’s upside down. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5881 Oh, that’s my neighbor’s alternate Q-niverse 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5882 It’s good to see Bob kept some of his Australian customs. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5883 Is it just me, or is the parallel universe here ? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5884 Some people will do anything for attention. We just ignore him now. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5885 Ever since last spring's flood, he's been insufferable. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5886 Our neighbor, Mr. Jones, is really upset! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5887 I’m just not ready yet to accept this as “the new normal.” 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5888 They'll have to amend the HOA bylaw on fence height. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5889 I heard he is really upside down on his mortgage ! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5890 It did feel like everything was upside down 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5891 All these faces in the clouds! 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5892 I wonder what’s in his sugar? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5893 I don’t care much for my neighbor, Tom. He always stares up my blouse. It’s like ‘hello, my eyes are down here.’ 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5894 What You see is what you get 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5895 Is it just me or are you feeling extra down today too? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5896 It’s one of the COVID vaccine side effects, but I’m thrilled to see Tom differently after a whole year of quarantine mundanity. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5897 He trained in Australia 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
5898 It has something to do with his reverse mortgage. 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
5899 I still can't believe how green our grass is. It hasn't rained in weeks! 1.2195 0.06545 41 32 9 0
5900 I still find him more odd than clever. 1.2195 0.08912 41 35 3 3
5901 I think he misunderstood “we’re not going back to normal” 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
5902 I wonder if moderna or Pfizer is best for this strain 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
5903 didn’t you hear? the world’s upside down 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
5904 I hope he doesn't have dandruff. 1.2192 0.05251 73 62 8 3
5905 Wow. Really good schroom. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
5906 See you in 1990's!" #timetrave 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
5907 Gotta hand it him he keeps trying to get our attention. 1.2192 0.05602 73 61 9 3
5908 We're enjoying our Australian neighbors. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
5909 How flippant. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5910 Australia is nearer than I thought." 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5911 Neil Stevenson had something to do with this. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5912 I told you he was always planning to flip The house. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5913 Our lake is very reflective. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5914 If we don't look directly at it, it'll go away. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5915 Ah..yeah...so annoying, he's obsessed with this boring film 'Inception' 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5916 I hate it when people are only in it to flip houses. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5917 Thanks for dropping in. I saved a piece of my upside down cake for you. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5918 I knew when he moved in he was a ‘flipper’ 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5919 Is that a Chess move? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5920 He is a little bit of pest with his new drone. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5921 We've always assumed it was him but maybe it's us. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5922 Social distancing is not a problem for the Airbnb 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5923 Frankly, Frank’s views have always seemed a bit ‘camera obscura’ to me... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5924 The neighborhood seems different since the Nolan family moved in. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5925 Looks like the alternative facts are working out for him... 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5926 Perspective. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5927 He still hasn’t adjusted to life in America since he emigrated from Australia. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5928 That's my neighbor, Fred. Can you see him, too? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5929 Life on the Equator takes some getting used to. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5930 Like many people, he’s stuck in 2020 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5931 That guy thinks the world revolves around him. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5932 Poor guy has been turned around lately. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5933 The grass is greener on the other sky. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5934 Ah jeez, Fred's upside down on his mortgage again. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5935 We believe in different realities, but we're still good neighbors. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5936 I don't know, but does the world seem topsy-turvy to you? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5937 Our neighbor sees things differently. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5938 Have you met my uppity neighbors? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5939 Some people will do anything to try to get their ball back 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5940 I dunno, the world just seems so upside down these days. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5941 The people who already got their shots are so smug. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5942 Oh, don't play hard-to-get. He's head-over-heels about you! 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5943 G'day to you too neighbour 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5944 It’s nice to see Larry over there in China 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5945 When he said he bought the house to flip it, I thought, you know… 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5946 Was that CBD or LSD? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5947 Does it seem to you our neighbor's living in a parallel universe? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5948 He's untethered to reality but held firmly by the limitations of the cartoon. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5949 He sees things a little different. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5950 Oh dear, I must be wearing my glasses upside down again. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5951 I told him we weren't up for hanging out. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5952 I think our neighbor is like Isaac Newton 2.0,He 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5953 Did you spike my drink? or do you see Bill upside down too? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5954 So, what do useless fences make? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5955 Looks about right. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5956 Poor Steve. He got an adjustable rate mortgage. 1.2182 0.05620 55 45 9 1
5957 Got to hand it to him, he's taken one-upmanship to another level. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5958 Too many flippers destabilize the housing market. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5959 Joe's a nice enough guy, it's just that he's always unexpectedly dropping in. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5960 Orbit's getting awfully close, don't you think? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5961 Hey look Janet, that parallel universe that Stephen Hawking always talked about looks like it's going by right now. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5962 That is so 2020. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5963 Just try and ignore him. His view is really over the top! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5964 Don't wave back. He'll just want to brag about his anti-gravity boots." 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5965 Can you believe it? Before the re-appraisal his house was under water! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5966 But what's he standing on? Where is the ground? 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5967 I thought having Christopher Nolan as a neighbor would be exciting, but mostly I'm just confused. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5968 They build them so close you can see right in the skylights. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5969 Must be Hi noon. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5970 hey fellas, you hang in there! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5971 The lawn is always greener above our fence. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5972 Just as Monica was about to finish the story, there was Jeff again with one of his extravaganzas. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5973 It was either this or the split level home on a busy street. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5974 Looks like the neighbor turns his world upside down again. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5975 I can’t believe there’s only a few more weeks left of this nice weather. But on the flip side, our new neighbour seems nice! 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5976 Mirror forms real and inverted image, teacher said. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5977 There goes Bob showing off again. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5978 I thought living parallel to our neighbors meant we'd never have to meet 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5979 See, look - Arthur got the vaccine and he looks just fine. In good spirits even. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5980 Ugh, I told that schmuck to cut the 1st act with the tornado -- we're all just here for the space laser show. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5981 Conrad is working on the new IBM Australian cloud project 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
5982 this should probably faze me, but... 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
5983 His mood has been a lot lighter since he and his wife got that reverse mortgage. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5984 Go ahead and wave back, what's the downside?" 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5985 He's been trying to put a pool in for months... I just don't have the heart to tell him. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5986 Well, this takes social distancing to a new level. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5987 Yep. It’s a topsy-turvy world especially with a tRump supporter next door. 1.2174 0.05792 69 58 8 3
5988 At least his heart's in the right place. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5989 Stan really seems to be enjoying the introductory art classes the have at the rec center. I think this week's artist was Escher Kunst. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5990 And you are not drinking..................... 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5991 His solar panel has a mirror finish. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5992 There goes another Republican that believes Trump will be President again. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
5993 Well, that's a fresh perspective. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5994 I told you keeping up with the Joneses is tricky. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5995 He claims to be from Australia, but his accent seems like an affect. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5996 The Sky is falling. Mr. Sky Falling, for us. Maybe he has a friend? 1.2174 0.05305 46 37 9 0
5997 We're just relieved they don't have a pool. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5998 I told you the orange juice would kick start that shit.. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5999 The new neighbor is nice enough. Just don't talk politics. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
6000 The neighbor must be looking at those conspiracy theories again... 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6001 We had to bid over-market, but I am glad that we didn't compromise on gravity. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6002 I'm sorry for not taking your petition against the planning permission seriously, Mum 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
6003 I think he writes horoscopes for a living 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6004 Since M.C. Escher's grandson moved in, life hasn't been the same. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6005 That's Marty Escher. He makes a great pineapple upside down cake 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
6006 No, Louise, in these days of Covid-19 and everything else, the whole world is not upside down...... Only our neighbor Ralph is. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
6007 Have you met our new neighbors, the Viceversas? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6008 I told you he’d do anything to get attention. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
6009 Yes, he's a result of climate change, but I like to think of him as a nice neighbor. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6010 Ever since Eric learned to rotate photos on Instagram, he can’t help showing off. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6011 Isn’t microdosing great? 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
6012 He was never good with spatial orientation 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6013 Harry just doesn't see the world the way the way the rest of us do. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6014 Well, at least we know who operates those UFOs. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6015 Oh look, it's uncle Albert! He must be flipping houses in the neighborhood. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6016 I am over this whole "Universe is Upside" down thing. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6017 One of us is drunk. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
6018 6 feet!!! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6019 He’s persistent. You’ve got to give him that. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6020 He's a nice guy, but we just don't see eye to eye on anything. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6021 It's a dizzying new space saving concept. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
6022 His favorite movie has always been "The Poseidon Adventure." 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6023 He's taking Social Distancing too far. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6024 He's a good neighbor, but he's always up in the air about one thing or another. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6025 Why we need a fence I'll never know. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
6026 Don't encourage him by waving back. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
6027 Good neighbor...nice house...but the roof leaks. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6028 My world's been flipped upside down, Meg, and I can't tell if it's the pot, the vodka, the shrooms, the wine, the Covid vaccine, the divorce, the binge watching, the hot flashes or just the sheer damn boredom of retirement. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
6029 Well Joan, he has finally flipped for you. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6030 "Sure wish his lawn wasn't so in your face. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6031 After a whole year, I can no longer tell whose reality is real. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
6032 He's a man, he sees things differently. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
6033 Our world was turned upside down this year. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
6034 Mirrored, flipped, reflected - whatever. Just make sure we don’t run out of this lemonade. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6035 Is he still hanging around? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6036 ‘‘Being head over heels does change over time.’’ 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6037 His world sure got turned upside down. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
6038 Hey, Jerry, how’s that inversion therapy working for you? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6039 I think my neighbor Jeff has a crush on you. He flips every time he knows you're coming over. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6040 The air must be better up there. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6041 I thought you said you got rid of your neighbor. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6042 As long as we have an understanding. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
6043 Sure where would you be at all,at all 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6044 Shut it off. I’m calling the COVID bubble installer and he’s gonna fix this *now*. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6045 The architect was Australian... 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
6046 Bjarke Ingels did his extension 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
6047 The doctor said the drugs could have some side effects but I don’t feel any Jamie 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6048 Would have thought no one would want it, but wouldn’t ya know, it was on the market less than a week. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6049 Thats what happens sometimes when you turn over a new leaf. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6050 well, it -is- getting a bit gentrified 1.2167 0.05363 60 49 10 1
6051 Some people really do see the world differently... 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6052 To be fair, Escher does take really good care of his hydrangeas. 1.2162 0.06861 37 29 8 0
6053 Anti-gravity my ass! He gets all the credit, but I taught him everything he knows. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
6054 He's nice enough, but too contrarian for my taste. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
6055 "I didn't think that was supposed to happen when you are upside-down on your home loan 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
6056 He just won't take NO for an answer" 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
6057 I hope he can swim 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
6058 I wish I could be entirely sure that the pandemic has turned his world upside down, and not mine. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
6059 MC Esher lives next door 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6060 He decided to take social distancing to a new level. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
6061 Do ya think he notices? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
6062 Ever since his partner left, Fritz's world has been turned upside down. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6063 The upside of that apartment is that it’s on a higher floor. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
6064 The house flipping is getting ridiculous. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
6065 When we split up, he said I turned his world upside down. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6066 Deajavu 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
6067 Must have been that acid we dropped in his drink. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6068 How is the weather, my neighbor? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
6069 This CBD is a lot stronger than I expected. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6070 I didn't think my astigmatism was THAT bad. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
6071 Hey, Carl. What's up? 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
6072 House flippers are ruining this neighborhood. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
6073 This pandemic has really turned our world upside down! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
6074 Ever since this whole thing started I don't know what's up and what's down. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6075 Boy, his life has really been turned upside down! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6076 YES, IT'S HEAVENLY! But I kinda feel like I'm hanging by a thread. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6077 Got the first and second shot, but things still don't seem normal. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6078 Ahh,we've lost another pod member. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
6079 no, he's only received one vaccine yet 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
6080 No wonder he only grows vines. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6081 Things have been topsy-turvy ever since Gary Larson moved to the neighborhood. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6082 Sure, why not? 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
6083 Oh see... who's waving! Looks like Patriarchy's time is up. 1.2157 0.06456 51 43 6 2
6084 He’s nice, single, and he just moved here from Australia. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6085 He got this installed last week and now it's all he talks about. Don't wave, you'll just encourage him. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6086 Are we up? Or is he? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6087 The man upstairs appears neighborly. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
6088 He's such a nice neighbor! It just sucks that we'll have to sue him when his house inevitably collapses and damages our property. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
6089 You know, the grass is greener. Even on the downside! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6090 I just feel like the world is closing in on us. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
6091 Rumor is he used to work at Area 51 reverse engineering anti-gravity technology. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
6092 That's our Mr. high and mighty neighbor. He is sooo stuck-up 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6093 After he found his wife in bed with his best friend last week his whole life has been turned upside down. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
6094 "He's a retired astronaut and can't adjust." 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
6095 Oh yes, that's our new neighbor Mr. Escher. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
6096 My, how those solar panels reflect! 1.2154 0.05139 65 53 11 1
6097 Do you think he realizes that gardening is a bad idea? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
6098 So much for the ‘Flat Earth theory” 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
6099 That's Igor. He lives upside down in his Qanon world. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
6100 Yeap, things are still upside down. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6101 I still don’t see how alternating planes of existence will help with the virus. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6102 I'm still shocked the permits were approved for that remodel. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
6103 The grass is always greener... 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6104 They're looking to flip it. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
6105 The New Normal 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6106 I heard upside-downsizing can send property values through the roof. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6107 G'day to you too, mate! Looks like you're starting to get the hang of the time difference between Long Island and Sydney. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
6108 So much for the old line about 'good fences make good neighbors', eh? 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
6109 Drop in anytime. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6110 We've never really been able to see eye to eye. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6111 Y´know, i´m happy that things are starting to look up for that guy. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6112 where did he put the sun? 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
6113 Hope that you're not one those NAMBY's.... 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6114 I think it's time to stop microdosing. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6115 That guy next door will do anything to get a date 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6116 Did I mention the earthquake we had last week? 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
6117 In a Topsy-turvey world, he's a good neighbor 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
6118 Yes, that is Earl. In our divorce settlement he got the alternative universe.” 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6119 The house flipping around here is getting out of hand 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6120 I think I have a brain tumor. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
6121 He invited us over to chuck a few snags on the barbie. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6122 Covid-19 has really turned the world upside down! 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6123 That house was flipped. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6124 I like their point of view 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6125 He just tries too hard for your attention. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6126 He's lost his perspective again. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6127 He heard there’s no COVID-19 in the “Upside Down.” 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6128 I told you taking LSD would be a mistake. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6129 He has a very different world view than most. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6130 Henry thinks Covid-19 made this world upside down! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
6131 In this topsy-turvy world, it really helps that I can still ignore Stan when he waves across the fence. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6132 Oh, that’s Christopher Nolan. Don’t wave back. He’s a little odd, but you can definitely see where his ideas had their inception. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
6133 Everything was looking up until junior stopped wanting to play catch with him anymore 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
6134 I heard it was Agatha all along. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6135 He makes awesome Pineapple Upside-Down cake. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
6136 It's been quite a year. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6137 No question, he’s the master of flipping houses. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
6138 The agent had mentioned the neighbors went out of their way to welcome same-sex couples. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6139 That's Bill my alternate reality neighbor. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
6140 Uh oh, looks like John's high again 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6141 No, not Klossner, that's Mr Leussolr 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
6142 George and I have a completely different perspective on life, but somehow we’ve managed to make it work - as long as we don’t discuss politics. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6143 He must still be in 2020. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6144 You can tell he isn't directly above us, because his fence posts are narrower and the squares in his window are smaller. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6145 I mean, this 2021 real estate market ... 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6146 You'll get used to it. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6147 It’s social distancing, but retro 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
6148 We think the new neighbor is upside down on his mortgage. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6149 Huh, they weren’t kidding about these vaccine side effects 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6150 Told you we’d get used to it. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
6151 This checks out. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6152 I told him to turn that frown upside down and he took me literally! 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6153 Should we invite him over for a drink or do you think it’ll be too awkward? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6154 Too bad they had to resort to house flipping to make ends meet 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6155 My whole life is upside down 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6156 Sure he’s nice, but his world view is askew. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6157 Tom was never the brightest of peepers 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6158 What's up, neighbor? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
6159 Bob’s upside down life has taken new heights 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
6160 He’s a nice neighbor, but kinda distant” 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
6161 What's it like having Christopher Nolan as a neighbor? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
6162 The schools are great in this town, but the gravity inversions take some getting used to. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6163 It’s just 2020. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6164 His approach to social distancing hasn't been approved by the CDC yet. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6165 This is an attack on my perspective! Cheap lenses! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6166 He's a nice guy but a bit intrusive. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
6167 They live in Bizarro World. Everything's backwards. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6168 It’s tough keeping upside down with the Joneses. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6169 I think a mirror in the sky is giving me perspective 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6170 It’s a long story, but the bottom line is he’s now the prince of a town called Bel-Air.” 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6171 He thinks he's so above it all. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
6172 The neighborhood has been turned upside down ever since Bob moved in." 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6173 airbnb is turning property values upside down... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6174 I have half a mind to report him to the HOA. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
6175 I know your wife just left you Jerry, but you really have to turn your life around. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
6176 Talk about "ships in the night". 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
6177 Sir," my ass. Isaac Newton was full of shit 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6178 I'm really not interested in keeping up with the Joneses. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6179 I guess we should start engaging more with the alternative reality folks. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6180 Sure, it's easier than raking. But I wish he wouldn't do it over our pool. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6181 We rocked his world 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6182 The new Australian neighbour seems a nice guy 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6183 What’s in this coffee? Bottoms up Becky. 1.2131 0.05780 61 51 8 2
6184 The new neighbor really loved my upside-down cake 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6185 Well, this Airbnb promised a unique and unbelievable skyline, and friendly neighbors. So, I guess they didn’t lie. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
6186 The suburbs have really changed. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
6187 I think it’s one of those reverse mortgages Tom Selleck keeps talking about” 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6188 Am I having a bad reaction to my second vaccine, or is Jack doing a one-armed handstand?! At his age! 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
6189 Have u ladies happen to see my dog ? brown, furry, wears a helmet.. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6190 You should see him try to water his lawn. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
6191 The neighborhood just hasn't been the same since that New Zealander moved in. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
6192 Why'd they ever let them park that planet this close I'll never know. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
6193 You don’t? Hmm. I guess my edible’s kicking in faster than yours. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
6194 They better keep this wheel spinning or he will crush my azealeas! 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
6195 People who flip houses are ruining it for everyone. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
6196 "It'll be great to have Australian neighbors," Harry said ... 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
6197 He says it’s a fixer-upper. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
6198 our neighbor Fred is the ultimate contrarian 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
6199 He says that he got a really good deal on a new kind of reverse mortgage. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
6200 Get ready to be flashed. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
6201 Just as I thought things were looking up, I looked up . . . 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
6202 Things don’t look so green over there 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
6203 That's his version of social distancing and lock down....close side up! 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
6204 Too many upside downs in New York Towns"... 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
6205 It must be Tuesday. I never could get the hang of Tuesdays. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
6206 Oh, yeah, that's my neighbor, he lives in an alternative reality 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
6207 I’m pretty sure he went to Beijing for university 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
6208 Those liberals sure are taking Far-Left to a whole new extreme. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
6209 Hǝllo lɐpᴉǝs¡ 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
6210 He's taking the social distancing too far! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
6211 It's a man's world... 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
6212 Living at the equator is sure disorienting. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
6213 That’s our neighbor Harry, he’s always hanging around. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
6214 I know. And I can't get over the fact that he's not Austrailian. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
6215 We dated one time but I’m not ready to turn my world upside down. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
6216 He always claimed that he'd turn the world upside down to be with me. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
6217 When did the Australians move in and be neighbors. 1.2121 0.05511 66 55 9 2
6218 ' When I said,'Come over,' I didn't really mean it. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
6219 Know any good landscaping companies? He's signed up with several, but the deals fell through. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
6220 "Covid sure changed our way of life." 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
6221 Ignore him, just another man showing off his gender diversity. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
6222 Oh my. He’s flipped out again. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
6223 Ugh, that’s Ned. He’s always hanging around. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
6224 New neighbor. Name's Escher. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
6225 He's more a house flipper than a neighbor. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6226 Well that settles it...not even psychedelics can make the suburbs interesting." 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6227 That's Ted. He's showed up after the Large Hadron Collider opened the mirror universe. Pretty normal, friendly. I have nightmares about him removing my face and grafting it to an ostrich but that's probably just late-capitalist anxiety, right? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6228 He keeps trying to talk me into a reverse mortgage. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
6229 If he hauls out that trampoline, we're heading inside. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6230 Some people really do live in an upside down world. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6231 It's a new upside-down, reverse mortgage. He likes it, but I noticed he doesn't have a pool either 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
6232 Stop it. It's your mortgage that's upside down." 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6233 I wonder which direction his toilet flushes? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
6234 Scuttlebutt is he bought it just to flip it. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6235 Yeah, he’s a little different. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
6236 My neighbor just hasn't been right lately. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6237 Barry would do anything to get on 'Flip This House.' 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6238 It'sonly a porblem when he dives. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6239 They tried to become upwardly mobile but somehow it all went wrong. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6240 Well Marge, I've seen "stranger things." 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
6241 Oh, good. He comes in peace. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6242 The downside is it tickles when he forgets to mow the lawn. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6243 Every time the paradigm shifts, he acts like the world has turned upside down. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6244 He said, he wanted to flip this house, This, I didn’t expect 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6245 Oh, that’s my neighbor George. Just ignore him. He keeps complaining the world has been turned upside down by the pandemic. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6246 THAT JACK...HE WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET MY ATTENTION" 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6247 So, as I was saying before the mushrooms, the optical system of the eye produces a reduced inverted image of the visual field on the retina, and it's, like, really mind-blowing how that works. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6248 You know they are upside down with their mortgage 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
6249 That's Ted. He's up in the air about a lot of things. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6250 He seems remarkably well adjusted considering his world's been turned upside down. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6251 I don’t understand it. He’s always looking down on us even though he’s terribly inferior. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6252 I swear... going to live in an alternate dimension can’t even shake this guy. It’s just like— “Take a hint,” you know? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
6253 Now it's say hello to Mr. Semiramis. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
6254 I think I may have a drinking problem. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6255 He's just not going to let us forget he's an Aussie. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6256 Told him, he could come over! 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
6257 I was the one who told him flipping houses would turn his life around. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
6258 He's carrying social distancing too far. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6259 I think housing might be about to fall. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
6260 We're going to need a higher fence. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6261 Poor Carl, looks like he's still waiting to get the vaccine. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6262 Like I always say,gravity begins at home.. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6263 Hi Mr. Nolan! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
6264 You mean, we're in the Upside Down? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6265 The Upright Neighbour 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6266 Bill just moved here from Australia? You don't say. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6267 It turns out Vertigo really was everything I wish I didn’t know. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6268 Pfffffft. Microdosing is for amateurs. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
6269 I think my neighbor is carrying his social distancing too far. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
6270 I hate house flippers 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6271 Smug prick. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6272 I always get the feeling that he's looking up my shirt. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
6273 And he still thinks it's flat! 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
6274 He’s from another dimension. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
6275 Since the death of his wife last year, his world has really been turned upside down. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6276 Oh no, the Aussie is firing up the barbie again. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
6277 The price was great because the view wasn't. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6278 Like I said, my ex lives in an alternate universe. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6279 I 'VE TOLD YOU FOR WEEKS, THE WORLD HAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN> MAYBE NOW YOU"LL BELIEVE ME! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6280 I knew that asteroid would pass close by, but I didn’t think its inhabitants would be so much like us. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
6281 Don’t make eye contact. It just emboldens he’s world view. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6282 Oh the Eschers are great neighbors! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6283 Well, there’s two of us, Harry, and only one of you, so if we say it’s you, it’s you! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6284 NIMBY doesn't include airspace? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
6285 !robhgien olleH 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6286 HAVE YOU MEET OUR NEW NEIGHBOR FROM CHINA" 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
6287 Lately I’ve been feeling like my world is turning upside down. 1.2105 0.06702 38 30 8 0
6288 The man upstairs is an inversion therapy nut. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
6289 What's up, Steve? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
6290 I guess Jeff decided to flip instead of rent. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6291 Politics have defintely become over the top! 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
6292 Wow. These temperature inversion are freaky. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6293 Just ignore him,he lives in an alternate universe 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6294 I don’t see anything, do you? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
6295 He has the EXACT SAME SHADE of eggshell! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6296 His son is missing 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6297 Stupid Flanders 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6298 Nothing surprises me in this upside down world. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6299 We manage to stay on neighborly terms despite our opposite views.” 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6300 I thought you said Trump was no longer President. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6301 He's friendly enough, but the neighborhood hasn't been the same since that Escher guy moved in. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6302 Christmas Eve is a riot when when Santa tries to do his thing 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6303 The upside of this neighborhood were the schools and Phil. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6304 That's Ira, he just moved here from the southern hemisphere and he's having a hard time adjusting. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6305 He always wants to hang out when I'm out here! 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6306 You can spot a Trump voter the day they move in 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
6307 Oh, I've gotten used to the impossible after last year. I'm just glad he's six feet away! 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6308 First the Green Egg, and now this. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
6309 Tim’s insurance premiums must be through the roof. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6310 He’s clearly head over heels in love with you! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6311 He’s really upside down on his mortgage 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6312 That’s Ted. He’s upside down on his mortgage. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6313 I still never really decided how I felt about Inception. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
6314 Should have built a taller fence. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
6315 The landlord didn't say anything about an upstairs neighbor.. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6316 What universe is he in? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
6317 Thank goodness I'm only upside down on my car. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6318 He's gone completely off the grid. He even generates his own gravity. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6319 Just stopped over to introduce myself. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6320 He's taken social distancing to a whole new level. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
6321 Our neighbor hasn't been the same since he received his first Coronavirus vaccination. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
6322 the world has been turned topsy-turvy. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
6323 He flipped his house 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
6324 That's Bob, he hasn't been vaccinated yet. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6325 That second Covid vaccination shot is a lot worse than I thought... 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
6326 I know it looks like he needs our help, but he got himself into this situation and he should be able to get himself out of it. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
6327 They’re filming a remake of ‘Royal Wedding’ next door” 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6328 Worst part of living here is, the neighbor can look right down into my yard. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
6329 Somehow, the optics aren't quite right. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6330 This Covid thing has just turned my world upside down... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6331 Pay no attention to the man behind the shrub! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
6332 At least our neighbor in a parallel universe is friendly. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
6333 1. He just moved here from Australia. 2. He said he turned the whole place upside down. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
6334 He's never been able to see things our way. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
6335 Hi Ladies. How's the weather down there? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
6336 Now that we have sold the property air rights, we can buy the dome of our dreams 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
6337 See? I told you we should not have watched 'Inception' for the twenty-fifth time. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
6338 It's just the "hi" neighbor. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
6339 Don't wave back or he'll invert himself over. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
6340 He interprets my flip-offs as come-ons. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
6341 Life has been soooo upside down lately...it's got to turn around soon 🥳🤩✌️😁😷 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
6342 I'm not set on this "new normal" 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
6343 I feel like he is always looking down on us. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6344 But he's the most well-grounded person I know. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6345 Topsy-turvy; which one are we? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6346 The grass always looks greener on the other side 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6347 My nuisance neighbor, just pretend we don't see him. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6348 We need a makeover. I don’t like our reflection. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6349 Burt’s alternate universe is starting to feel like the new normal. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6350 That creep is always looking down my shirt. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
6351 I don't see any downside. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
6352 Should we invite him to drop by? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
6353 Covid has really turned life upside down. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
6354 Good fences don't make good laws of gravity. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
6355 Oh, those wacky Chinese! Always dropping in for a visit! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
6356 Just don't pay any attention 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
6357 Upside down fences make upside down neighbors. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
6358 Unusual pick-up stunt—kinda makes you wonder how he does that. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
6359 I turned his world upside down when I kissed him! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
6360 He works at Inception. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
6361 Maybe I have been drinking too much! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
6362 He seems on top of the world these days 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
6363 I hate the way our neighborhood is starting to look gentrified. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
6364 I love our house up here. I feel like I can see the other side o the world! 1.2083 0.05210 72 60 10 2
6365 He’s turned the place upside down trying to find his glasses. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
6366 Yet another victim of the housing bubble bursting. 1.2083 0.05210 72 60 10 2
6367 Micro-dose Smicro-dose 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
6368 Keeping up with the Joneses is going to be difficult. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
6369 This wasn't what I meant when I said I'd turn his world upside down 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
6370 I guess we never dreamed the pandemic would be followed by a breakdown in the very fabric of time-space itself. Still, it’s “all good”! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
6371 Come on @earth_rebel_fermentary this is us in...um 30 years time! Lets try guess who in town would go to this extreme to be "different"!?!? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
6372 Good to see the neighbours are hanging in there! (Week #53 of a pandemic 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
6373 Is it the Whiskey from last night or Mimosa this morning?” “Naah, its the vaccine. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
6374 Hey there neighbors - did you by chance happen to see a balloon in your yard ? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
6375 Nice,but a bit of a fixer upper ! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
6376 I read this is the new normal 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
6377 Will he stop at nothing to show off his new sod? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
6378 Don't worry,he won't be here long. He's a house flipper. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
6379 Bob's dealing with an upside-down mortgage. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6380 Don’t wave back 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6381 I guess I know what color the sky is in his world. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
6382 He told me he was disoriented from the pandemic lockdown ... but I had no idea! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
6383 Every time I watch Inception. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6384 Goodbye John. See you on the flip-side. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
6385 It’s all about perspective—maybe we are the ones upside down, but, given that he’s about to pass out, probably not. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6386 That's my neighbor, Mr. Smith. DON'T wave back. He was canceled yesterday. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
6387 Well, what side of the fence is he really on now? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
6388 Like I was saying, it’s a topsy-turvy world 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6389 It's a gastropod,sir, not an "Oh my God". 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
6390 That law of physics has been in place since before I was born. I actually find this refreshing. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6391 That’s why we don’t jump the vaccination line. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
6392 It's an optical illusion due to an inversion of reality. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
6393 Christopher Nolan just moved in. The HOA board better do something about this. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6394 There's been far too much turnover in our neighborhood lately. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6395 Gotta build the fence way higher. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6396 It seems the whole world has been turned upside down. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6397 Looks like our neighbor from the parallel universe wants to borrow some charcoal for his bbq again. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
6398 It's like we're living on different universes. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
6399 ...Okay but what’s the downside, then? 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
6400 ‘Is it us, or is he upside down?’ 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6401 He seems friendly, but he is always talking down to me. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6402 Uh...Tim, yeah we get it...the whole world is upside down, not just you. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
6403 Isaac Newton wouldn’t like this neighborhood. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6404 I might want to talk to my doc about adjusting my dosage. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6405 Well Claude, it’s The Strangest Thing - it looks like Frank made it to quarantine level 21.3, the Upside Down. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6406 Gentrification has really turned this neighborhood upside down. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6407 Our new neighbors are house flippers. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6408 He is taking his love of Spider-Man way to far. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6409 So, the Flat Earthers are folding... 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6410 You can show off your new chimney all you want Todd, your wife's not coming back. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
6411 Now watch... when the matrix glitches... I'm pretty sure that our fence breaks into tiny squares and his stays really vivid. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6412 I don't mind close neighbors, except when he swims in the nude. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6413 g = GM/r2 no longer seems to be working. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6414 Did I mention I have a lawsuit against my opthalmologist? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6415 I thought alternative reality was a thing of the past. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6416 ‚Hello there’ to my neighbors down-under. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6417 I bet I know who they voted for. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6418 My husband said they flipped the house next door, so it never bothered me. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6419 Not only are we separated, but we decided to go for different parallel universes. We'd never gotten along so well before. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6420 Stop this ride. I wanna get off. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6421 I don't know -- he's got something. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6422 Poor Ralph, I tried to tell him to get a fixed rate loan. Now look at him. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6423 He thinks he's smart. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6424 I’d find Steve less encroaching if he wasn’t looking down on us all the time. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6425 Do you think Fred is trying to get our attention? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6426 Oh, it's just Freddie, showing off the new house he built ... always has to be different! 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6427 It's a topsy-turvy neighborhood. 1.2069 0.05365 58 48 9 1
6428 The world has turned upside down these days. Hang on Carl! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6429 Well, maybe. But I don't get quantum mechanics." 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6430 He tells me everyday that I've turned his life around. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6431 Looks like the neighbors put their house “up” for sale. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6432 I see Harold got his purple crayon out again. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6433 He said when we met his world flipped. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6434 Everything in his life was up and to the right until the pandemic turned things upside down. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6435 I hate that guy. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
6436 Oh look, out new 2022 Neighbour just moved in 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6437 See? I told you his grass was greener. 1.2069 0.05365 58 48 9 1
6438 Everyone here spills the tea. 1.2069 0.05365 58 48 9 1
6439 We have been incepted. Whose dream are we in? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6440 Personally, I think his flying upside down house ship thing is stupid. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6441 Put on your raincoat. He’s walking the dog. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6442 He’s reached a new level of “Upside down” on his mortgage.. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6443 That's our new neighbor, Henry. He just moved here from Australia. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
6444 Your bifocals are too strong for me. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6445 Yup, they predicted it 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
6446 yeah, and before you ask— yes, he went to Reed College 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6447 This could've been an email. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6448 The world has been turned upside down since the pandemic! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6449 It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, Lola. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6450 Oh no- there’s that guy again from our parallel universe! Pretend you don’t see him! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6451 Poor guy is upside-down on his mortgage. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6452 There he goes again! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6453 Yes,he did it. He just flipped the house. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
6454 They're grasping at straws for alternative lifestyles these days. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
6455 Where’s his mask? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6456 He was upside down on his house since 2008. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6457 He got a permit to build it. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6458 It’s like he’s in another world. 1.2063 0.04615 63 51 12 0
6459 When worlds collide. 1.2063 0.07212 63 55 3 5
6460 We're the illustration for next week's story by TC Boyle 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
6461 That's the last time I'll watch 'Inception' before bed. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6462 I think I prefer his reality. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
6463 That’s Fred, he drops by often 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6464 Pros and cons of a south-facing garden 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6465 When we had our brief affair, I told Randy I’d turn his world upside-down. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
6466 i always knew something was up with him... 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
6467 Yep, he’s even got a pool 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6468 Looks like Jim’s gone to the upside down again 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6469 Flipping houses seems like too much work. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
6470 It's great to have a neighbor who's the mirror image of happiness. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6471 Yeah, well there’s no Covid up here! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6472 I feel the gravitational pull, but first he needs to come down to Earth a little. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6473 Bert and I don't seem to have the same point of view anymore. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
6474 I'm glad, that he has overcome his TENET-phase and now just wants to talk about Inception again. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6475 Ethel, I believe we had much better TRIPS when weed was illegal 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
6476 I've never seen that cloud formation before! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
6477 Yeah, that our new neighbors, they’re Australian. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
6478 He buys fixer-uppers and flips them. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
6479 It's true that the realtor told us it's a split-level, but it's still hard to get used to. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
6480 That's his answer to suburban overcrowding. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
6481 Yep, that's why my tumbler is full of gin. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
6482 He thinks he's charming. 1.2045 0.06151 44 37 6 1
6483 It's becoming rather tiresome. He'll do anything to be noticed. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
6484 Just ignore him. He'll do anything to attract attention 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
6485 I think he said his name is Bruce Wayne.... 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
6486 Look the son’s out again 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
6487 I am a healthcare provider. I cannot stay home, they need me! 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
6488 Yep, the election has pretty much turned our world upside down. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
6489 He fell off the face of the earth. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
6490 That’s our new neighbor, Christopher Nolan. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
6491 Let's flip our properties. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
6492 I'm on top of it. Don't worry. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
6493 Oh, he's nice enough, we just live in different worlds. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
6494 Whatever you do, don't look his way. The guy just keeps going on and on about how his world has turned upside down. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
6495 Damned Australian cousin - he’s SO pushy. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
6496 Woah, there really is an alternative reality. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
6497 That's the easy way to dive in head first. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
6498 He's looking at us the wrong way 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
6499 I’m afraid Covid has turned his world upside down. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
6500 Just ignore him or he'll go on and on about his anti-gravitional theories. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
6501 Seems like he's on an entirely different planet, just passing by. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
6502 I wish the Covid lockdown would end. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
6503 He is a real estate investor who flips houses. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
6504 Don’t wave back. I don’t want to encourage him to keep dropping in. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
6505 Just pretend you don't see him. He's been showing off his new Tesla anti-grav system all week. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
6506 This was the next best thing after COVID cancelled his Australian vacation. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
6507 I thought he passed away a few weeks ago. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
6508 It must be Tuesday again 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
6509 This past year proved he really does live in an alternative universe. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
6510 I thought this was the 2022 plot twist 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
6511 I see you shakin that ass 🙌🔥 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
6512 Something seems different about the new neighbor, but I just can't put my finger on it. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
6513 Just ignore him. He'll do anything to get attention. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6514 Wow, and I thought his Zoom screen was upside down 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6515 Your new weed crop is fucking amazing 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
6516 I never thought I would be a NIMBY, but anti-gravity is just too far. 1.2037 0.05532 54 45 8 1
6517 He's been building nonstop since the day he bought those anti-gravity boots." Kenji Thielstrom, North Hollywood, Calif. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6518 Don't wave back or he'll just keep hanging around 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
6519 Oh... those are our new neighbors from Australia 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6520 Sue, I said to MICROdose, not MACROdose! 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
6521 This high density housing is ruining the views. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6522 I thought they were regular mushrooms. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6523 They are not making more land. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6524 That's my new neighbour: Antipod-Ian. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6525 But not I'm concerned he actually will drop in. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6526 The problem is, I’m not sure which of us is upside down. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6527 It took some getting used to when we first moved to Escher Acres. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
6528 Well, he told me the pandemic turned his world upside down. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6529 Funny, he never seems upset. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6530 No, but I do see a horsey and a ducky. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6531 'He says he has a Bi-Polar disorder.' 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6532 It's more than just feeling that he's traveling in a parallel universe. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6533 Parallel Universe edibles live up to their name. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6534 In a parallel universe,maybe! 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6535 He seems happy, even though he's upside down on his mortgage. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6536 So, how does he high five? 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6537 Have you seen stranger things? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6538 Everyone’s flipping houses these days 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6539 I'm sure Marvel's going to explain it in the next episode. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
6540 He keeps asking why we're upside down. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
6541 He'll turn my world upside down. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6542 Oh, that's George. He flips houses. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6543 Since his wife left him, Harold's whole life has been turned upside down. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
6544 Why? He didn't wave back when we waved to him. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6545 Big deal! I've seen "Stranger Things." 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
6546 That guy always blows his leaves to my side of the fence. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6547 We may view the world differently, but good fences make us good neighbors. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6548 Ever since Luigi mastered his upside-down cake recipe, I am seeing him from an entirely new perspective. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
6549 There's something so annoying about a neighbor who's always on top of the world. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6550 What’s weird is that he thinks we’re friends 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6551 See, I told you that vaccine was no good 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
6552 It just *looks* greener. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6553 She left him a few years ago...still trying to turn his life around 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6554 Larry...flaunting his low payments again 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6555 Halley's Comet sure is flying close this year. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6556 The neighbor is always talking about the upside. It flips me off! 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6557 The essential oils have never had this kind of kick before 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6558 Keeping up with the Jones' is tricky." Jack Gilroy, Endwell, N 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
6559 The worst part is that he doesn't bother to pick up after his dog. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
6560 He totally flipped when he found out he had to work from home. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6561 The divorce really turned his life upside down. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6562 Sometimes I just feel like the whole world is turned upside down... 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
6563 He just got his vaccination. Until we get ours, the world will still seem topsy-turvy 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
6564 Don't wave back, he'll do anything to get attention. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
6565 Our neighbor is constantly hanging around his house 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6566 I hate to say I told you so... but the world is really upside down. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
6567 Every time he comes outside, my world gets turned upside-down. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6568 He just moved here from new Zealand. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
6569 He is in a world of his own 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
6570 Guess who married the real estate salesperson of the month? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
6571 He's from the Upside Down West Side... 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6572 He can't stop showing off his anti-gravity machine 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6573 I liked our old tract home, but our new tesseract home is more interesting, don't you think? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
6574 Friendly, sure--but when he grills out, look out! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6575 Apparently, the Simpsons are upside down on their mortgage. 1.2034 0.04700 59 48 11 0
6576 He said COVID turned his world upside down. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6577 Jim is always hanging around these days. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
6578 It’s just so like Stan to try and show off like that. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
6579 That's Roger. I think he is Republican 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
6580 There goes the sky above the neighbourhood 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
6581 Wow that tarot reading was BANG ON! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6582 Please, press Return! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6583 I really thought life on Mars would be different 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
6584 Uhh.. Lisa? What did you put in my iced tea? I think I’m seeing things. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6585 That's it -- I'm swearing off heroin. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6586 I've got to stop reading QAnon 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6587 It's the power of Ytivarg. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6588 Welcome to the upside down neighbor!" "Should we tell him about the pandemic on our side?" "Meh, he's already socially distant." 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6589 Just ignore him. He's in his own upside-down world and can't even see which end is up. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6590 They say Covid19 has turned the world topsy-turvy. But Shirley, your cocktails really do it for me. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6591 He did ask me out. But really I'm not sure how long he will hang around. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6592 Ignore him, he's Farrr' Right! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6593 I'll have what she's having 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6594 did ya know... he was once a Duke 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6595 ...ok, I think I just forgot my totem 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6596 The grass is always higher... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6597 I guess it really is lonely in the top 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6598 It's a lovely neighborhood, but there is a downside. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
6599 He sees the world a little differently. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6600 You know he is thinking it's our world that's gone upside down. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6601 The world can flip your perspective, Literally. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6602 Just moved in. From Mirror Lake, I think. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6603 I guess China is much closer than we thought. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6604 It's really true, the pandemic has turned our world upside down! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6605 Hey Neighbor, sure is drafty up here. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6606 I don't know about you, but Truman's 'forever good mood' is annoying 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6607 The new neighbor's from Australia. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
6608 What, do you suppose, are the gravitational implications of borrowing $1.9 Trillion dollars? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
6609 There’s the new weird neighbor 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
6610 I think the NIMBY movement’s verbiage needs to be more precise. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6611 When we sold our air rights, we should have read the fine print. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
6612 It's tough seeing the neighbors down and out. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6613 The sky is always falling with this guy. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
6614 I guess those are your new Australian neighbours. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6615 Don't worry. Things will get back to normal after the effects of the medication wear off. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
6616 It's an odd way to stay your distance but he insists, just wave 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6617 I wonder why they are watching me. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6618 Every time he tried to come over, he would fall between the fences. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6619 Poor guy. His world turned upside down after his wife left him. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
6620 That’s just our new Australian neighbour... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
6621 He think's he right-side up about everything. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6622 Upside-downers turned his flippin life around. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6623 When they called it a ‘Near-Earth Object’, I really had no idea. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6624 Have you meet the new neighbor? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
6625 Ah, the man of my dreams is just a mirage. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6626 Martin has to mow his own lawn but he doesn't have a problem with leaves. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6627 they got a really good price. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6628 He doesn't know which way is up!" 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
6629 I'll be down in a second. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6630 He thinks we didn't see his MAGA cap. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6631 He'll do anything to get our attention... 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
6632 I keep expecting my new neighbor to drop in, but for some reason he never does. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6633 Welcome, Neighbors. Enjoy the view. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6634 I don’t think the HOA will approve Mr. Escher’s new plans.” 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6635 Gravity variants. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
6636 He always did believe he was above peasants like us. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6637 Too true, the world is turned on its head! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6638 I told Harry we should upgrade. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6639 Oh Great! Another "alternative" neighbor! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6640 No! You look up. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6641 I'm so glad there's a lake between me and my Ex. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6642 I told him to Stay away from a Reverse mortgage . 1.2000 0.07992 35 29 5 1
6643 At least there's a lot of shade. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6644 Upside down frown! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
6645 The Browns are back early this year. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6646 I know that things in China are upside down relative to us but this? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
6647 Looks like Australia is lapping us. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6648 I really have to install a hedge 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6649 I hate when he keeps high diving into our pool. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6650 Jim's been spatial distancing for years. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6651 He flipped the house, but the sale's still in escrow. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6652 Alternative world 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
6653 Some people deal with the pandemic while others let it turn their world upside down. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6654 Well, they’re friendly since they flipped. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6655 Bob's upside down on his again. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6656 And he’s convinced the election was stolen. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6657 Does gravity explain that, too? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6658 Wow! Look at your neighbor, the lakes like a mirror. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6659 Oh, that's Sean... our new neighbor...he's from Australia. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6660 It's just Harold. He keeps tinkering with some anti-gravity thing in his garage" 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
6661 I'm thinking I should stop the daily big drinks challenge. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6662 Looks like Fata Morgana is at it again. She just can’t seem to get it right. 1.2000 0.05208 60 50 9 1
6663 That’s Mr. Dundee. He moved here from Australia. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6664 I told John we should have made the fence taller 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
6665 See, physics works. He has no glass with a drink - how could he? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6666 He did say he was going to raise the fence. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6667 So then Fred got a reverse mortgage... 1.2000 0.04949 50 42 8 0
6668 Yes, we do live in a topsy-turvey world! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
6669 Just Mr. Williams having one of his dizzy spells. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6670 Our new Australian neighbors are still getting acclimated. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6671 It was a quick flip. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
6672 Looks like I finally "caught you on the flip-side" 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6673 he goes through so much effort just to get your attention--ignore him and he will come up with something more entertaining 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6674 Yeah, he’s flipped out. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6675 When he said he was upside down on his house, I thought he meant something completely different, didn't you? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6676 You can almost touch that big moon tonight 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6677 Do not wave back at him, he's just trying to be interesting. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
6678 I used a free AI program to send my husband to a mirror universe. Now he wants to come home, but it costs $129 for the premium upgrade. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
6679 In Donald’s world, up is down and down is up and he doesn’t know where he is. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
6680 Our neighbor has taken social distancing to a whole new level. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
6681 My new neighbor flips houses for a living. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
6682 Good fences make good neighbors. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6683 I guess that's the end of upside down cake for Christmas 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6684 Pay no attention. It's how he hits on every woman. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6685 I’m afraid if I acknowledge him everything will come tumbling down. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6686 He high fives everyone he sees. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6687 How’s the weather in your yard? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6688 He's an upbeat guy with his own slant on issues, but he's blind to the gravity of our situation. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
6689 He's an astronaut – always waves on his way to work. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6690 I’m baking an upside down cake..care for some? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6691 I should have gone with the higher fence... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
6692 Hello! Sorry, I'm a time traveller. I forgot about orientation in space! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
6693 Boy, housing prices really are upside down right now. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6694 He needs to straighten his mirror 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6695 He’s always asking how we do it 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
6696 He's just going to flip it again. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
6697 Your reverse osmosis machine is remarkable. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6698 Talk about living in different political realities. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6699 Yea, they're always asking us 'What's up?" 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
6700 Well, that's a new way to flip a house. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
6701 Your house is really blocking our sun today. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
6702 Surprisingly, he's not upside down on his mortgage. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6703 Oh, that's just my neighbor, Christopher Nolan. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6704 Ron Paul. Just ignore him. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
6705 Uh-oh. He said once he flipped that house he would make a killing. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
6706 You’re right; men like him are always looking down on us! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6707 So is he in the Upside Down? Or are we? 1.2000 0.05714 50 43 6 1
6708 Ignore him, he’s misdirected. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6709 I’m surprised pigs aren’t flying. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6710 In this new dating app, this is my partner in a parallel universe. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6711 Ignore him. It's just atmospheric refraction caused by an inverse temperature gradient 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6712 Don't look - It's just Joe doing his FLY BYE AGAIN ! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
6713 He said he bought the place to flip it... 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6714 Driving with him is the worst. I say stop he says go. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6715 He said meeting me turned his world upside down. I guess he meant it. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6716 You’ve been watching Inception again haven’t you? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
6717 Just accept it. It is 2020-2021. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6718 This happens whenever the Johnsons have pineapple upside-down cake for dessert. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6719 My new neighbor moved here from Australia. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6720 Yes, he's nice. But don't ask him about the trampoline, pool, or tennis court he tried to put in his backyard. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6721 Sometimes, small change falls out of his pockets. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
6722 This is virtually a "real" image. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6723 If Carl thinks we’re getting an antigravity machine just to keep up with the Jones’ he’s got another thing coming. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6724 He got half. I got the better half. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6725 People are *that* anxious to get out of the city. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6726 Hiya, Mr. Simms. A pleasant surprise. We weren’t expecting you to come over. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
6727 I'm starting to regret voting for the California Tiny House Legislation to increase housing density. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6728 Welp, looks like Harry needs help resetting the anti-gravity field again 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6729 Ahh.. So this is what a parallel universe looks like! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6730 Our politics are different, but we're looking for common ground. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6731 TƎNANT 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6732 Sometimes I just wave back to pretend everything’s alright, but just the days I see a smile on his face, those days he need it more. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
6733 We try to be good neighbors, but I just don’t get his view of the world. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6734 ''Hey it ain't us, maybe it ain't true either bout' parallel universe, maybe we'll try reading again later...'' 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
6735 That social distancing thing is really getting out of hand 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6736 Living at the edge of the flat Earth has its disadvantages. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
6737 ‘Things are looking up for some of us!’ 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6738 His whole world turned upside down once Debbie left and took the dogs with her 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6739 Funny being upside-down side up!? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
6740 When life turns you upside down. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
6741 Goodbye, Jerry. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
6742 I guess our realtor wasn’t kidding when he said it’s a good time to flip. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
6743 The bats really got to him, huh 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
6744 I told you this space hotel would be weird. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
6745 He says he gets headaches 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
6746 He is not wrong. He is just upside down. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
6747 Yep, Inception is on Netflix. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
6748 Now this is a story all about how.... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6749 On the upside, your neighbour Bob seems handy 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6750 I really feel like our lives have been turned upside down. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6751 Everything is so topsy turvy since we started having visitors again. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
6752 Reflections are getting out of hand lately. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6753 Looks like Stan got vaccinated... 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6754 I’m just saying that Stranger Things feels like it’s lost its edge. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6755 He’s neighborly but I find him too intrusive 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6756 I've heard of buying air rights, but I didn't really get it. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6757 I hear he’s hooked on uppers. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
6758 Poor guy. His world’s been turned upside down. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
6759 This neighborhood gets more polarized every day. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6760 When they said the world turned upside down, I didn’t think they meant it literally 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
6761 Reaching across the aisle, that is a new thing now. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6762 Did the flat-earthers vote on hamburger or hot dog style? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6763 He lives in an alternate universe of facts, but we've agreed to maintain civility. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
6764 Stalkers Anonymous has the patent. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
6765 I've tried to be polite since the election. Folks in the Upside Down are such delicate snowflakes, and they're having trouble coping. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6766 Oh. He is one of those alternate reality people. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6767 My world has been turned upside down. How about yours? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6768 Always got his head in the clouds! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6769 I know I’ve made fun of him and his alternative facts.... but you know maybe there’s something there. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6770 Oh, Mr. "Outside the Box" is waving hello. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6771 So how’s the new prescription working for you? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6772 This neighbourhood is top heavy with greeters. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6773 It's time to move. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6774 Hang on, is he upside-down or are we? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6775 Don't you agree that he looks tolerable from this angle 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6776 It’s ok, this was on my 2021 bingo card 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6777 Ken, I think this might be the flip to finally make you flop. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6778 I think it's just some kind of temperature inversion ... but you never know. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6779 I have got to stop watching Christopher Nolan movies when I'm high. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6780 He installed a mirror over his backyard. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6781 The housing market wasn't topsy-turvy when we first moved here. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6782 ...yeah, he's SO upside down in his loan... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6783 I should not have cancelled my eye exam !! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6784 Our Australian cousin. He 's been working on beaming-up. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6785 We were against the city's infill plan. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6786 I asked our neighbor for a partition nt an apparition. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6787 Yup,this is what a TOPSY TURVEY world looks like. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6788 He's a theme park designer 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6789 He still doesn’t get the gravity of the situation. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6790 Wave, it's my new Australian neighbor. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6791 Biden said by july 4 it will be back to normal 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6792 Oh no! I thought the antipode would have him as far away as possible. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
6793 I know it feels like our world came to a standstill last year, but it could have been worse! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6794 Hum, that asteroid fly by is closer than they said. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6795 I am still dealing with Gravity coming out as binary 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
6796 You flip him off and I'll take his picture, just like in Top Gun. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6797 Love the neighbors new reflecting pond. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6798 Elon's putting all that tax money he saved to good use. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6799 They say the grass is always greener, but I say the grass is sometimes upside down 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6800 In this life there are introverts and extroverts ... and now, by the look of it, inverts 1.1967 0.04569 61 51 10 0
6801 My husband and I are trying out some new stuff 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6802 He’s awfully chipper for a man who just found out he has an upside-down mortgage. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6803 I gotta lay off doing all those head stands. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6804 I guess it’s time to look at life from the upside. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6805 Wait ‘til the HOA hears about this. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6806 that’s Mr. Invert, he and his wife, Flip are great neighbors. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6807 The Down Jones will be his downfall 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6808 I wish he’d stop doing that... 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6809 Is that one of those alternate facts I've been hearing about? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6810 I hate what Escher has done to that place 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6811 My new bifocals are really good. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6812 The world is indeed upside-down but who cares? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6813 Meet my new neigbhor, Bob. We've taken high density housing to the next level... 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6814 Damn Black Mirror. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
6815 Yeah, ... he flipped 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6816 something is up with the gravity of social distancing 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
6817 Phil really got turned around last year, he's still trying to make things right. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6818 I think our medicinal marijuana was a little stronger this week than last. What do you think? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6819 Seems to me that this Covid thing has turned everything upside down 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6820 I was afraid this would happen when that house was sold to a flipper. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6821 I'm just amazed that he found a way to stay afloat. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6822 Guess there's an upside to everything. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6823 I think he's head over heels in love wth you! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6824 I don‘t know what to say .. Seems Friendly..!! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6825 Loss of taste or smell I can handle, but this is over the top! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6826 Well, he did warn us when he moved in that he intended to upend the neighborhood. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6827 ...a nice guy. a little batty. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6828 HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH HIM? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6829 He's looked at Life from both sides now, but can't see the clouds. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6830 Paul's been taking this alternative facts thing too far. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
6831 Are you still looking for someone to turn your world upside-down? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6832 You should see his Christmas decorations, he really goes over the top! 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6833 I used to be all for legalisation,but this is ridiculous. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6834 Yes, it does take some getting used to. Particularly the geyser when he flushes his toilet. 1.1964 0.05357 56 47 8 1
6835 Keep Calm! I think the people who are reading this comic haven't realized we are glued to the seats yet! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6836 We love living here. We have such great neighbors, though some have a completely opposite world view. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6837 I didn't believe him when he said I had turned his world upside down 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6838 He seems reluctant to drop in. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
6839 It was a fix-and-flip. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6840 At least we woke up on the right side of the grass” 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6841 That's Ted, he's REALLY against solar 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
6842 he says it'll give him a new perspective on life 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6843 The world is closing in on us. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6844 I really thought it was just my life that was upside down. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6845 Are we in an episode of Stranger Things? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6846 Good night for star gazing. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6847 He seems friendly, but I always get the feeling he looks down on us. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6848 That’s Ed with his yearly reminder “at least our planets didn’t collide”. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6849 He has been like that since he retired. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6850 Don't make eye contact, but the new neighbor is really starting to freak me out. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6851 I thought we got rid of him when he moved to the alternative universe. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6852 At first, our new neighbors seemed nice. But on further reflection ... 1.1961 0.04867 51 42 9 0
6853 Says his name's Mobius. Ignore him. If you try to walk away, you'll only run right into him again, and then you'll be upside down, too. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6854 So they really have advanced the international space station. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6855 That moon colony needs a taller fence. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
6856 I don’t care if he is in a parallel universe - he’s not wearing a mask! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6857 This isn't what I pictured when my attorney said he would be upside down after the divorce. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6858 His plan to flip the house didn't work out quite the way Ed Had hoped 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6859 It's annoying how he's always trying to drop in on us. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6860 The broker told me there was an upside to buying in this neighborhood. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6861 That Ben is so competitive about his stupid lawn 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6862 He always seems to be going somewhere. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6863 Ignore him. He's in an alternate media universe. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6864 You get to know your neighbours living on Moebius Street 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6865 I heard you don’t want to get on his bad side. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6866 House flipping looked so easy on TV. I'm not exactly sure where we went wrong. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6867 Looks like George is on his way to Californian or New York again. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6868 Our neighbor really enjoyed the upside down cake we made for him! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6869 I told Harry not to leave Eve, now his world is upside down but he seems to be hanging in there. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6870 I think my neighbor ate a little too much bat sushi 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
6871 I see your uncle George is still living on Earth two! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6872 They say you catch it from bats. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6873 He’s from uptown. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6874 He really needs to get curtains for the living room. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6875 Probably, from his point of view, we are the odd ones 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6876 Well, after that incident his life turn upside down 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6877 Neither fly nor fall 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6878 He keeps trying to convince himself he actually likes David Lynch movies 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6879 I don’t know, I’ve seen stranger things... 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6880 Sorry, my neighbor’s always dropping in 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6881 God, I hate him... 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6882 Oh, that’s Escher. He was appointed City Planner last fall and the neighborhood has been relatively up-down-side hill ever since. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6883 I don’t know if making the fence higher will solve the problem. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6884 He’s from the other political party. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6885 He lives in another world. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6886 I know I might be seeing things after a year in the house, but it seems so real... 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6887 Well, I guess M.C Escher predicted the future. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6888 It's not just his mortgage that's upside down. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6889 Welcome to 2022. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6890 I don't mind friendly neighbors. I just have a problem with the ones who think it's okay to drop in anytime they want." 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6891 He’s taking the distancing to a whole new level. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6892 I heard that our new neighbor makes a fabulous Pineapple Upside Down Cake. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6893 And the property value's gone in the opposite direction. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6894 The gummys Phil gave us...Do you see anything? 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6895 Maybe he's a theoretical physicist. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6896 He moved here from Australia. He couldn’t leave the “down under” behind. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6897 At first I liked the glass ceiling over the house, but ever since Chad moved in I've really wanted to break it. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6898 It seems that we really have a bunch of things to normalize these days... 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6899 I've heard about upside down mortgages before but that's just ridiculous. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6900 I'm not sure, but I think he's some kind of an astrophysicist. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
6901 He's a good neighbor, but we're on different planes. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
6902 Wow, that was some flip. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
6903 He bought that property just to flip it. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
6904 He always wants to talk about the "turvy-topsy" times we live in. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
6905 Geoff just moved from Australia. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
6906 That damned Wanda, she did it again 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
6907 He just got back from down under. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
6908 He,also,invented the pineapple upside-down cake. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
6909 You know my husband Hank. Loves his modern art. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
6910 How are you? We haven’t seen you sincethe world turned upside down. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
6911 Shelia, you might like Bruce. He's from down under too. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
6912 I envy his basement tan 1.1944 0.07786 36 30 5 1
6913 We are not taking out a reverse mortgage. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
6914 I miss the days when a neighbor's politics didn't matter. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6915 We got off to a rocky start, but I'm trying to see things from his perspective. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6916 He's asking if we have any sinus headache pills. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6917 He's a helicopter parent. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6918 He owes sooo much more than it's worth. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6919 When we sip Martinis with them he always does the pouring. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6920 Oh yeah, that's one of those new Yoga houses. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6921 He watches FOX News. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6922 He’s really managed to turn his life around. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
6923 Kind of makes you wonder if it hasn't been GCI the whole time, ya know? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6924 It's the only place they had room to build. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6925 It’s a topsy, turvy even without Trump... 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6926 I told you he was just buying it to flip it! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6927 They just moved here from Sydney and are still getting adjusted 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6928 He's a good neighbor, but he's always hanging around my yard. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6929 He keeps asking me if I’ve seen 11. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6930 I warned you things would never be the same when they moved next door. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6931 It is always airier on the other side 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6932 I hear his wife refuses to go up on him. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6933 He also likes Vegemite. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6934 The centrification of this neighborhood has gone too far. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6935 That lemonade was a little too hard! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6936 This new dating app is so dope. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6937 Who wants to come over and hang out? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6938 He's the neighborhood alternative-reality guy. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6939 I always thought "he turned my world upside down" was a cliche. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6940 There goes another climate change denier" 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6941 He's gone flippin' crazy! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6942 Melvin truly lives in his own world. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6943 Does the world seem smaller to you? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6944 Everything is fine. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6945 Being straight seems so exhausting. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6946 Don’t look or else he’ll also defy the Laws of Motion. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
6947 Yeah, we’re waiting until he gets his 2nd vaccine. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6948 He's a Contrarian. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6949 Does that cloud look like an upside-down world? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6950 Lets go inside. He’s going to water his lawn. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6951 Great neighbors. The wife just dropped off her upside-down cake. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6952 Zoning laws these days 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6953 Upside down... boy you turn me... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6954 He acts innocent, but he's a lawbreaker. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6955 Is it me? Or does the world seem upside down? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6956 I told him not to binge "Stranger Things." 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6957 I just don’t like his worldview. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6958 Those new zoning laws have really made a difference. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6959 He’ll do anything to try and make friends. 1.1930 0.05274 57 48 8 1
6960 I don't know, things just seem different after 12 months of quarentine. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
6961 Not to gossip about my neighbor’s finances, but he’s upside down on his house. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6962 Do you think of your new neighbors as an upside, or down? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6963 It's been like that since he started listening to Infowars. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6964 He'll do anything for attention. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6965 What's his insurance deductible? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6966 We've given up on keeping up with the Jonses 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6967 Must have been the sage burning I did when he moved in 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6968 They say that in two weeks my brain will adjust and things will seem normal again. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6969 To think that he called US backwards for being gay?! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
6970 That epoxy turned his whole world upside down. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6971 He's always trying to get my attention. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6972 It's called a suburban eclipse. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6973 I thought global weirding only applied to climate. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6974 It's O.K., he'll be gone soon, he's a house flipper. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6975 I’m getting used to this post-truth thing. He watches that other channel, but he’s a nice enough guy.” 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6976 What on earth does he want? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6977 He's a nice guy, but whenever he grills steaks, the smoke comes down into our yard. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6978 Ignore him, Alice. He probably just wants to know if we’ve seen his dog flying around. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6979 There’s a fine line between string theory and spring cheery 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6980 First hang sesh without a mask—feels so normal already! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6981 The new neighbor’s alright, but for some reason, I feel like he’s looking down on us... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6982 Yeah, he watches the other news channel 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
6983 Oh look! The new neighbor’s a Republican! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6984 That’s my neighbor Tom. He’s been binge watching Stranger Things. . 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6985 'Christopher Nolan fans are all right in general. Our previous neighbor was a Michael Bay fan.' 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6986 House was a bargain, only wish we had read the fine print about the air rights 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6987 Can we please get back to normal already? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
6988 I'm flipping houses. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6989 He doesn't get the gravity of the situation. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6990 He said his world had turned upside down lately. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6991 I think we need more distance 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6992 Oh, that's my neighbour, Noah. He did say something about a big wave coming... 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
6993 . . . thought we'd like to see how it is Down Under 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6994 I don’t care who he voted fir. He’s a nice guy. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6995 The HOA President is a big fan of 'Inception' but the school district is great. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6996 Yeah, I think he definitely knows you’re the one that complained to the H.O.A. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6997 I think he got out too soon! 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6998 He's been trying to win favor with me ever since they started those renovations. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6999 'parallel universe" 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
7000 Those are the Richardsons. They're swingers. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
7001 He must be a Republican: they live in an alternate universe. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
7002 Why am I not shocked at this? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
7003 Ever since they legalized pot, Jim has been high. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
7004 Oh, that's only Sydney - our neighbor from Down Under. 1.1923 0.05519 52 44 7 1
7005 It's really annoying - the way they drop by unannounced... 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
7006 How do you know we're not the ones upside down? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
7007 My neighbor often said he would one day travel the world over. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
7008 I definitely need to cut back on my drinking 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
7009 Hope you ladies don’t mind if I park my planet somewhere over here. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
7010 Needless to say pineapple upside down cake will be served at the neighborhood cook out. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
7011 He said it took him exactly 30 days of digging from China! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
7012 Fred's wife left him after he bought his own planet. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
7013 They have an upside down mortgage but they're taking it in stride. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
7014 Oh, that's Bob, he's had that upside down effect since he visited Mirror Lake in California. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
7015 Finally sold his flip 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
7016 All I know is that he's very annoying, and works for Elon Musk. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
7017 Look Jane It’s Bob from Australia, he is getting closer than ever 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
7018 I love our new Australian neighbour 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
7019 Is it just me, or do you feel like the world is upside down at this point in time? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
7020 The unvaccinated are getting desperate... 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
7021 Hi, Dennis. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
7022 Looks like Bill is finally taking those CDC guidelines seriously... 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
7023 That's our Iranian neighbor, they got another vaccine a while back. Now they're way up there. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
7024 Mars is closer than people think. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
7025 just thought I’d drop in 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
7026 I know everything has been topsy-turvy during quarantine, but this has taken it to a whole new level. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
7027 Either the world has turned upside-down or someone ayahuascaed my iced tea. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
7028 Yes,our neighbours are definitely different! 1.1918 0.04210 73 60 13 0
7029 Ugh. We really should clear the air with our neighbors. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
7030 Their downside up cake was amazing 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
7031 I guess the magnetic poles just flipped. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
7032 George will go a long way to be oppositional. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
7033 No fault of his. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
7034 How does Frank stay so cheerful while his house is upside down? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
7035 It’s for his performing arts class. He’s trying to represent the state of the world. Don’t wave, you’ll encourage him. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
7036 The housing market is upside down. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
7037 Bob just got a reverse mortgage. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
7038 I’m so tired of people flipping houses in our neighbourhood. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
7039 It's been a long year. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
7040 Too many head stands did him in. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
7041 this world is really upside down. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
7042 I sure hope the HOA understands the gravity of the situation... 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
7043 Hi M.C. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
7044 No, a bivalve is a kind of clam. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
7045 Your super glue holding okay? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
7046 I don't think he's ever heard 'turn that frown upside down' before. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
7047 Oh, that´s just my neighbor, Herb, trying to make an impression. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
7048 Stan really turned the neighborhood on its head. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
7049 He had anxiety. I guess his therapist told him to change his perspective. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
7050 When you move to this hemisphere, you really should adopt our customs 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
7051 We get it. You’re vaccinated. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
7052 Is it Australia over there? 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
7053 It's like politically my neighbor's on another planet. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
7054 Now I see what they mean when say we've never been so polarized. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
7055 This divorce turned my whole world upside down. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
7056 That’s Tom. He bought his place through Virtual Realty. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
7057 That bastard neighbor will do anything to get my attention! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
7058 The pandemic is making everything crazy 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
7059 You know mom? Mr. Smith and I, we belong to different worlds. that's why I've never accepted to go out with him. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
7060 Archie can come off as flippant, but he’s a good neighbor. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
7061 Yeah, he’s new. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
7062 The previous owner was a porpoise! 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
7063 I think he might be upside down on his mortgage 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7064 Asia seems so much closer than it used to. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
7065 'Hello from the other side, I must've called a thousand times' 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7066 He thought it was a rotational issue with online Zillow app. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
7067 Medical marijuana, my ass!! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
7068 I hear that he can only hit a golf ball ten feet. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7069 So the advertisement said, 'Newly renovated with south-facing views'. I thought it meant views of the sunset!" 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
7070 Jack will do anything to look down on his neighbors... 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7071 Look, it's our neighbor waving at us over the fence. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
7072 I hate raking the leaves, but at least he doesn't have a swimming pool. 1.1905 0.06133 42 36 5 1
7073 They told me fences make great neighbors. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
7074 It’s not just you. Most people are unfamiliar with Echer’s foray into urban planning. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7075 Hi there, it’s time for me to take out the trash. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
7076 Maybe you’re right, Fran. I should just learn to see our neighbor from a different perspective. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7077 Well yeah, he's annoying. But the sunsets are spectacular. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
7078 I don't know why I feel that the world seems upside down these days. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
7079 That’s Prof. Bertolucci, who studies General Relativity. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7080 He makes his money from flipping houses. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
7081 Is that rain or is neighbor Billy not double masking? 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
7082 All this effort,and the guy's still a flop. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7083 I gave him a smile, and since then his whole world is upside down 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7084 You know, I support Elliot Page, but I really hate being his neighbor. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
7085 The world seems upside down. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7086 // “Yup, that seems about right.” 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
7087 we gotta get that fence fixed 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
7088 He's planning to flip it. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7089 Hey there, Elon. °S7V6 '0ll3H 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7090 His whole generation refuses to do anything the conventional way. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
7091 I'm starting think we really are that polarized. Looks like Bob has had a little too much coffee this morning. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7092 If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7093 Ever since COVID, his world’s turned upside down. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
7094 That reminds me. When is the next season of Stranger Things? 1.1897 0.04573 58 49 9 0
7095 I think he's falling out of favor with us and our neighbors! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
7096 Pay no attention. He thinks he's in love with me. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7097 Yeah, the world has certainly turned upside down! 1.1897 0.04573 58 48 10 0
7098 It's like the world's turned upside down" "Seems pretty normal to me 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7099 Did you invite Phil over? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7100 Are you sure that we got this microdosing thing right" 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7101 I suppose he thinks he is right 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7102 His arrogance is maddening. At least we admit the POSSIBILITY that we're the upside-down ones. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7103 Trompe l'oeil gone horribly wrong, hon, that's all it is. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7104 He is creepy." "I don't like him either. Let's wake up. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7105 This was predictable. He moved here from Upside Town. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7106 -who's your neighbour? Christofer Nolan 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
7107 'It seems them aliens live their lives upside down' 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7108 Hey, I rescued Barb from the Demogorgon. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7109 He's not coming onto us, it's just a wave. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7110 I think it's a precaution against rising sea levels. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7111 Reverse Mortgage 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7112 I think he's just trying to be friendly 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7113 I like him. He has a different worldview than most. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7114 It's my neighbor, mister MC Escher. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
7115 OMG! I think he is still in 2020 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7116 Hmm... Was ‘Inception’ in reality a documentary? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7117 He says he’s practicing for his trip to Australia 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7118 What a small world. Our neighbor’s from the other side of the world 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7119 Oh, that's just Topsy. He and his wife, Turvy, are a very nice couple, even if their heads are always in the clouds. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
7120 My world has turned upside down. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
7121 I bet he has suction cups on his feet. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
7122 he finally learned to leave his keys inside 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
7123 Things are looking up for your neighbor 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
7124 How come I didn’t know that there was any luxury real estate open on Cloud 9?! 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
7125 I guess it depends on your perspective. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7126 I thought he said he wasn’t able to hang around today 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7127 I guess the housing market has finally turned the corner. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7128 He’s been OVERLY friendly ever since the cave family moved out and took their stone steps. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7129 He got the vaccine last week. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7130 I guess you voted for Trump too. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7131 He has always lived way above his means 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7132 Would you like to come over and see the huge gyroscope I got for my birthday? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7133 Are they hanging upside down or are we? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
7134 Mr. Johnson really knows how to "spring forward". 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7135 I told him him his builder was drinking. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
7136 That guy doesn't let anything bring him down. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7137 The Johnsons got an Australian landscaper, place is all bush now" 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7138 We struggle to relate - he believes in conspiracy theories. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7139 what if we are the ones upside down? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7140 Hi, neighbors. It's sure been a tough year. Some days it seems like the whole world is upside down. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7141 No Marge, my neighbor is not the shadow monster from The Upside Down. That's Jack from Melbourne. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
7142 Well, his ancestor was at the battle of Yorktown. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7143 I think his mortgage is upside down. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7144 I guess we have to consider a reverse mortgage too ... 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7145 He's very cordial, but somewhat inverted. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
7146 I'm not sure if I'm more annoyed with the people who call this neighborhood the 'Inception' Neighborhood or the 'Doctor Strange' one. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7147 He often drops in like this. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7148 I need a drink, Lucille. Bob has everything turned around these days making me go bonkers. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7149 He keeps asking me if it's wine o'clock yet. So irritating. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
7150 Don't argue with him...he just turns everything around! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7151 Jim moved in a few weeks ago. He's a rollercoaster engineer. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7152 He’s nice enough, but he has a really weird view of the world. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7153 Hmm … where’s his wife? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7154 Good grief! I didn't think meteors had life on them. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7155 I've never seen him as a down to earth type of guy. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7156 Looks like the flipped house sold” 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
7157 He’s got a different perspective on life. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7158 Oh look, it's our hovering neighbor. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
7159 The eye doc that fixed my cataract said he was having an bad day. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7160 The forecast calls for an inversion. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7161 Did you ask him to drop in? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7162 Jack recently moved here from Australia. He still didn't settle in, I guess. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7163 He's always so friendly but something's off. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7164 These days, if you want a big, shady lot . . . 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7165 He is Harry, our neighbour, and there is a slight difference in our socio-political vision... 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7166 What in the flipping house!!! All that to impress you Betty! When do you plan on telling him you like women? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7167 Ed, may be the grass is indeed greener on the other side. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7168 The sky is always bluer on the upside of the fence! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7169 You know, as a New Zealander, it’s hard for me to see how they’ll right things again after last year 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7170 Social Distancing just keeps getting weirder 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
7171 What the hell, Dan? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7172 These new drones are getting out of control. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
7173 He was my upstairs neighbor when I lived in the apartment. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
7174 Seriously, just drink your wine and ignore it. Trust me, it'll change. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
7175 topsy turvy land; social distancing. 1.1884 0.04742 69 58 10 1
7176 How wonderful! Same beautiful weather in Sidney as in Oshkosh, by gosh! 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
7177 He really wants us to pod. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
7178 He's really turned his life around. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
7179 This new acid is totally righteous. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
7180 Yes, the pandemic HAS left me feeling a bit disoriented. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
7181 If Gary wasn’t so flippant, I’d probably say hi back. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
7182 The new upstairs neighbor sure is friendly. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
7183 Must be a new variant. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
7184 I've seen stranger things. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
7185 He has his own way of looking at things. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7186 This town is known for its progressive zoning rules. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7187 They don't have a pool. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
7188 Did you put something in this drink? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7189 He said he was upside down on his mortgage, but I thought he meant something else. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
7190 Our new neighbors are so snobbish - they think they are above us! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7191 This is the last time I’ll ask him if he’d like to come over. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
7192 He's nice, but different. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7193 He's very friendly, as Republicans go. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
7194 Things have been a little topsy-turvy with the Jones family. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
7195 Bill always has to be different. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
7196 That'.s my neighbor Henry - we see things differently." 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7197 He's messed up? I thought we were messed up. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7198 I think it's an issue with the foundation. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7199 Next time, I won't make that a double. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7200 God moves into the neighborhood 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
7201 Sometimes I wonder if it is we who are upside-down. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7202 Just ignore him,he out all his assets in the cloud. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
7203 Looks like we’re gonna need a bigger privacy fence. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
7204 he flips houses like a king. burgers not so much 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7205 the world just seems upside down these days ~ don't you agree? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7206 That's my new neighbor, David Copperfield. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
7207 Loved the wild mushroom risotto.... 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7208 You hear someone say,"it turned my whole world upside down," but you never really get it do you? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7209 Do we really have to wave back? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
7210 I wish he'd get over it. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7211 That's Earl; he's always been a little flip. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7212 'This way he never has to say 'Not in my back yard!" 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7213 Yeah, Joan, that's why they call them 'Magic Mushrooms, 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
7214 He says he learned that on the International Space Station. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7215 Pay no attention. He's a flat earther. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
7216 It's a reflection of my mother-in-law. So we won't forget her. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
7217 A bit over the top, would'nt you say. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
7218 Oh look. Warren's underwater on his mortgage again. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
7219 Should I offer him a drink? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
7220 He'll do anything to attract attention. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
7221 Yeah, but you should taste his pineapple upside down cake. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
7222 I’ve urged him to flip the house. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
7223 He wasn’t joking about pulling one over the HOA to list that place on Airbnb. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
7224 View from Buckingham Palace 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7225 That's Chris Nolan, nice guy. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
7226 Ah. Yes. The neighbors pronounce it "Upside Downton Abbey", and I haven't the heart to correct them. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
7227 Is the pool heated? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7228 He went to Jared. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
7229 I'm all for upzoning, but this is getting a little out of hand. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
7230 He’s a flat-earther, too. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7231 Whatever happened to “Good fences make good neighbors”? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
7232 That's our neighbor, Mr. Escher. He's a nice enough guy. But whatever you say don't ask him, "How's it hanging?" 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
7233 Oh sure looks cool from here but you should see the bathroom. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
7234 He’s been like that ever since he heard about the South African variant. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7235 Don't pay any attention, he is just an illusionist. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
7236 I swear, Marge, how can anyone be upside down in their house with mortgage rates so low? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7237 I’m not even going to try and keep up with Mr. Jones anymore! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7238 You didn't tell me your neighbour was a Trump supporter 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7239 Yeah. That's Joe. He lives in an alternate universe. He's always smiling and waving. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7240 Australian ex-urbs. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
7241 How did the southern hemisphere get clear up here? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
7242 Man,mars feels good! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
7243 I never thught the Klossners would find a buyer for their home. But I see we have a new neighbor. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7244 I understand he works for Fox News. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7245 Gentrification gone mad. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
7246 He's always talking about views. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7247 That's climate change for you. They said parts of the world might reach 180 degrees. Looks like it's happened to Stan next door. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7248 Hey,you think we are having a reaction from the vaccine? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
7249 Is he flying away or falling down? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
7250 I think he wants to hang out with us. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
7251 Even though he's moved away, he still drops in to say hello every once in a while. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
7252 Let's not talk politics. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7253 If you wave back, in he drops ... 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
7254 He says he’s from New Jersey. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
7255 : It’s called a Fata Morgana. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7256 So the neighbor saw “Inception” again 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
7257 „Jeff, I have the feeling we‘re not in Kansas anymore.“ 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
7258 He calls it 'uppy-kitty-corner'... ridiculous! 1.1864 0.04506 59 49 10 0
7259 I am just trying to understand the half cup full or empty theory! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7260 Wanna hang out? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7261 Life after vaccination 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
7262 Happy Tuesday! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
7263 They say reality is “fake news” 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
7264 Probably wants to invite us to another barbecue. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7265 G'day" is cultural appropriation, right 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
7266 Rumor has it he's upside down on his home mortgage. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
7267 Never buy property in the "Inception" neighborhood. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
7268 He's fine, but I can't have a conversation with him. His views are totally backward. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
7269 He's a Physics professor, so he has tried to explain it to me, but I will never understand it. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
7270 I was hoping for Leonardo DiCaprio, but no. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
7271 Dang,I just got these new glasses but I'm still seeing upside-down. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
7272 Does he always peer over the fence like that? 1.1860 0.06005 43 37 5 1
7273 Harold's moved on to higher things but he still seems to like hanging about. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
7274 I said it was PCP, not peace tea! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
7275 It’s called a geomagnetic reversal. It happens every once in a while. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7276 He's only been here a week and the neighborhood is turning upside down. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
7277 Should we ask the neighbor over? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7278 Our neighbor Harry has a mirrored ceiling in his bedroom as well. 1.1852 0.04635 54 45 9 0
7279 I suspected Fred was living a double life, but this is ridiculous. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
7280 He's hooked on Prime's 'Counterpart' series 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7281 Why don't you drop in sometime ? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
7282 We can't agree about anything. We live in different worlds. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
7283 He’s nice, but we’ve never seen eye-to-eye on the property line. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7284 That parallel universe neighbor is really beginning to annoy me. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7285 We moved to the other side of the world! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
7286 These pump-and-dump Reddit investors drive me crazy 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7287 That was a close call. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7288 Just ignore him, he always gets things upside down. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7289 Guess we really did turn his world upside down 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7290 Well, yes. Sometimes I DO wonder which of us is wrong... 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
7291 Good afternoon to you too, Mr. Escher 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7292 Try and appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7293 The grass is always greener at the other site. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7294 They really stack the houses on top of each other in this neighborhood, don’t they? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7295 That’s their adult son. He’s been living in their basement—or attic—I’m not really sure what it is technically, while he tries to get back on his feet. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7296 I just finished binge watching the "Queens Gambit"...what's your excuse? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7297 That's my neighbor... After he got the vaccine, it's like his whole world turned upside down. What kind of iced tea did you say this was? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
7298 Suburban life does have its upside. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
7299 Seems our neighbor just can’t get over his trip to Australia... 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
7300 Marv could never follower directions. Hell is the other way, buddy. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
7301 Chacun a son gout. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
7302 The renovation has really given me a new perspective. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7303 That’s why they call it a parallel universe 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7304 I think this is kind of like those 'alternative facts' we've been hearing about. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
7305 I see Ariadne wasted no time. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
7306 Do you really think the earth is flat? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
7307 Don’t make eye contact, I own him $50 bucks. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
7308 Well I guess the world really has turned upside down! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7309 There’s something about Bob. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
7310 I'm over it 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
7311 He pisses into my yard when he thinks I’m not home, it is fascinating to watch. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7312 He kept blowing his leaves on my lawn, so I banished him to the Upside-Down 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
7313 Oh my God, Margaret... that Peter Parker dude has taken this to a whole new other level 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
7314 Don't wave back. He'll think we're staring. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7315 On the plus side, his sugar sticks to the roof of my mouth. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7316 Took a while, but the Phelpses finally managed to flip their house. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7317 Living out here in the 'burbs gives you a whole new perspective, doesn't it? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7318 Indeed our world today is upside down!!! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
7319 I think I know which side of the political spectrum our new neighbor falls on. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
7320 Yes, you went to a lot of trouble. No, you can't drop in. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7321 Don't wave back. He might invite us over. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7322 He should be arrested for defying the law of gravity. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7323 My in-laws moved way too close. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
7324 Don’t worry about him. He lives in an alternate reality. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
7325 Everything’s so completely upside down these days. . . Damn royals 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7326 ...Doesn't go out much. He prefers to hang around the house. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
7327 We're living in an upside down world!! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7328 That's fucked 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
7329 Ugh. There goes Ned again with his illusionist nonsense. Just nod 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
7330 He has a god complex 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
7331 Nothing makes sense anymore. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7332 Who do you know in the mayor’s office? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
7333 Is it just me or are you getting tired of living next to Christopher Nolan? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
7334 I'll admit that the current housing market is a bit upside down. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
7335 I don't know. He uses the word 'inception' a lot. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
7336 Even if the place is an eyesore, I’m just glad the renovation’s over. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
7337 Mr. Moss, your Real estate agent was speaking figuratively when she suggested that you should flip your house. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
7338 Are we tops turvey or are they? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
7339 Being president of the HOA has its perks 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
7340 John moved Down Under to avoid Covid. They still live normal. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
7341 He's gotta be higher than a kite. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
7342 No wonder this pandemic has felt like an alternate reality! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
7343 This pandemic has turned the world upside down for some people! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
7344 Interplanetary Fly-by. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
7345 He got a very good deal when he flipped his house 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
7346 The neighborhood has changed since Christopher Nolan moved in. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
7347 Life's been more interesting ever since that Escher family moved in. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
7348 There is something a little odd about Mr. Escher? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
7349 Hello, up there?" It's purely a question of perspective. He thinks we're the ones floating upside down 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
7350 Hi mum! Hi Jude! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
7351 He wants to play cards again 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
7352 Do you think there is any truth to those claims that people's lives have been turned upside down by the pandemic? 1.1837 0.05589 49 42 6 1
7353 He was yelling “heads up!” At first I had no idea what was going on 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
7354 No, I didn’t hear the pandemic all-clear siren but apparently he thinks he did. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
7355 He's from Mars and I'm from Venus and our worlds are about to collide. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
7356 Does that cloud look like an upside down house with a man waving, to you?” “Nup, can’t see it. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
7357 Damn Aussies flaunting their functional government and valid passports. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
7358 Looks like someone’s trying to Inception me again 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
7359 Did you see the news that an asteroid is apparently going to pass near Earth today? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
7360 He just moved from Australia. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7361 suburban density--turns urban planning on its head. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7362 He's such a contrarian. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7363 He was upside-down on his mortgage so he flipped the house. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
7364 His world was recently turned upside down. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7365 Ever since George moved in my sun tanning schedule has been really rough. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7366 There goes Armando. Third month in a row he didn't pay the gravity bill. His hedges look amazing. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7367 He's just looking for attention. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7368 That's Australia. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7369 Apparently he did the special effects for 'Inception'. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7370 I'll admit you have a point, but I am working on turning things around. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7371 My God! He must be from another planet! 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
7372 What did you say you put in the koolaid? Cuz I'm seeing Wilbur. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7373 A smile is a frown upside down. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7374 His world recently turned upside down. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7375 I had forgotten what the world was like before the pandemic.... 1.1833 0.05570 60 52 6 2
7376 He always does that in the afternoon.” 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7377 Our neighbors have a reverse mortgage. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7378 He snoops creatively. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7379 He’s like any other neighbor. The fact that he’s so friendly makes you forget that he’s somehow very weird. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7380 We don't really fly in the same crowd. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7381 We drop in on each other every once in a while. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7382 They’ve always been a bit up themselves next door... 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7383 Oh, that reminds me. Have you seen “Inception?” 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7384 He's a Q Anon follower' 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7385 He comes by every now and then. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7386 Sometimes my neighbor doesn 1.1833 0.05570 60 52 6 2
7387 He said he was bringing pineapple upside down cake. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7388 This block is really turning into an up-and-coming anti-gravity neighborhood. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
7389 I thought the 'flip this house' bubble burst in 2010. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7390 - oh ! What now? - He is always showing off... 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7391 Is this what they mean by “the new normal?” 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7392 The downside of space condo life. 1.1831 0.05039 71 61 8 2
7393 Trump? Why yes I voted for him. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
7394 As best I understand it, he renovates houses for profit. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
7395 Our traditional small-town values will turn him around. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7396 Yeah... He's been head over heels for me since his wife left him and turned his life upside down 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
7397 He will do anything for attention since this pandemic! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7398 He used to live in Australia 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
7399 If we just ignore him, he might change his orbit. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7400 I told you that it's upside down market 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7401 See, I told you my neighbor was crazy! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
7402 before you ask, yes, he went to Reed College 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
7403 Looks like he finally flipped his house. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7404 It's an existential dilemma. (Steve Jurow Bloomfield, NJ) 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
7405 Since the divorce we are moving in different orbits. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
7406 our viewpoint is completely different. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7407 There goes the neighborhood . . . a day trader, living on the float" 1.1818 0.05249 55 47 7 1
7408 I hear they’re originally from Australia. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7409 Mr. Jones has finally discovered a way to social distance. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
7410 Just ignore 'im, Emily! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7411 Another Covid symptom? 1.1818 0.05855 55 48 5 2
7412 Am afraid that if we wave back, he is going to fall down. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7413 They flipped his district. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
7414 He just doesn't get it. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7415 The whole world is turned upside down. There’s just no gravity to the situation. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
7416 He thinks his illusions may get him a gig in Vegas . 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7417 - We are friends again since we don't talk about politics anymore 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
7418 When we heard the world was upside down I never imagined it was in OUR neighborhood. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7419 His closing on the house is still up in the air. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7420 It's a sticky situation 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
7421 He says the only drawback is that they can't have a pool. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7422 Can you believe? It’s his first time flipping a house! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7423 I'm worried about Hank, he's so upside down on his mortgage. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
7424 He usually drops in about now Anita Barlow Edmond, OK 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7425 What's up?", that's all he can come up with 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7426 Don't worry--he won't be around long. He just flipped that house. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7427 Oh him? Too intense. You know — when it rains, it pours. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
7428 He's acting like it's normal... 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7429 The condo association retained something called "air space". 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7430 Just popping down to say hi 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
7431 I told you that he was in over his head 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7432 I guess you will now agree that his world had been turned upside down. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7433 That guy'll do anything to get a date. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7434 I'd wave back, but then I'm afraid his house would look like all the others. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7435 See, I told you the earth was flat! 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
7436 He was a good neighbor and then his life turned upside down" 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
7437 What they say is true—a good man is hard to find. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7438 Ugh. He's also supports this whole parallel life thing. He'll start again on how equal rights isn't natural. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7439 blame the mortgage! we're upside down! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7440 Oh, it's more than just a crush... he's turned my world upside-down! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7441 Didn’t I say legalizing weed has its ups and downs” 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7442 He said the architect was known for his "modern architecture" designs. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
7443 We heard our new neighbor would be moving from Australia. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
7444 They may seem a little quirky at first, but Australians are really quite friendly. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
7445 Our neighbor got a great deal for that upper-fixer. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
7446 Hi! Just got some good news. I’ll drop by later. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7447 Oh dear, it's not absurd , he's not from a parallel universe , it's just (the new) normal 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
7448 Dude, you’re flipping me out. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
7449 Fred, Ginger did everything you did backwards and wearing high heels not upside down and waving. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
7450 I told the story one way.. Would'nt you know he would flip it. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7451 See, I told you, there are no straight guys in this neighborhood. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
7452 Yeah, he’s a “Stranger Things” fan. How’d you guess? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
7453 I’ll try to fix the fence. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
7454 The city’s always looking to add more density! 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
7455 I rather do a backflip in our pool... 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
7456 Me and my neighbour don't see eye to eye. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
7457 This gives a whole new meaning to having neighbors drop in. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7458 I heard he’s an influencer, they would literally turn up side down to stand out. 1.1818 0.04269 66 57 8 1
7459 ‘Oh that’s just my Big Brother’ 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7460 Social Distancing has its benefits. I was getting tired of the over the fence chats! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
7461 Independence Day III is coming out soon, right? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
7462 He says he hopes to flip it. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7463 He's number one in house flipping this year. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7464 What kind of house?...The Jones call it their condescenium. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7465 He says, “I see them every day at 4pm. I’m talking to my shrink.” She says, “I see him everyday at 4pm. I’m talking to my shrink.” 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7466 No matter what I do, it always seems like he's looking down at us. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7467 The world has really turned upside down . 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7468 An upside down perv!! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7469 The State took over residential zoning. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7470 Well, the forecast did call for an increased chance of gesticulation. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7471 Oh yeah, yesterday it was a grass skirt and a hoopla-hoop. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7472 There's Fred. Let's row across the pond and have a chat. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7473 Dear Neighbors, High Five? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7474 In Vegas, it would be a mirage. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7475 Oh, that's our new nextfloor neighbour. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7476 The signature is upside down. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7477 Do you think he's still underwater? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7478 Uh-oh. I think that micro was too macro. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7479 I've looked at clouds from both sides now and there I am waving at myself. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
7480 We became bored with the traditional cul-de-sac. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7481 Construction on the Interstellar Wormhole. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7482 He said he didn't want to "pivot". 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7483 Hi, neighbor. I'm watching Inception. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7484 Looking back, our upstairs neighbors in the city weren’t so bad. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7485 It’s really difficult to say who’s living in the upside down world at this point. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7486 The guy does not get the gravity of his situation. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7487 The grass is certainly greener on the upside. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
7488 These satellite condos are popping up everywhere. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
7489 She and I are both suing the surveyor for causing that. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
7490 Looks like the market’s turned again. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7491 So, how do you like your new neighbor from Australia? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7492 ?And up’s down today ...? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
7493 Jim is upside down in his mortgage 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7494 What the....? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
7495 I told our Republican neighbor that he lives in an alternate universe, but he doesn’t believe me. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7496 Close Encounter of the Fourth Kind 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
7497 I can't wait till our new neighbor tried to fill his pool." 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7498 They are called four dimensions total landscaping 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
7499 Glad I refused Bob's invitation to hang with him! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
7500 That's Tim...he said he might drop in this weekend. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
7501 Yeah, it's been like this for a whole year. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
7502 hes still trying to get the hang of the neighborhood 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7503 It's harmless. He still thinks he lives in Australia. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
7504 Hi Benito! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
7505 Nope. I am not letting this ruin the first nice day of year. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7506 That’s Stevenson, he sells hallucinogens” “how do you know? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7507 A lot of things go over my head 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
7508 Something is off about the new neighbor. He’s always just hanging around. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7509 I am peaking. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
7510 He's a physicist. He's just trying to prove that the Universe could fold in on itself. Pay him no mind. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
7511 My brother should finally learn how to stand with his feet on the ground. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
7512 Oh, that's Fred. He just moved from Brooklyn. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7513 Hi, I'm your new neighbor. Hope we'll be friends. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
7514 Oh, that's Henry...He just has a different world view. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7515 And I thought scientists were humble. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7516 Lisa, sometimes I just feel like our world is completely upside down. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
7517 He’s planning on moving to Australia next year. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7518 The inversion pool is working well! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7519 Who farted? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7520 ...a little too friendly. Next thing you know he’ll be dropping by. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7521 How could we end up in this absurd cartoon? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7522 Thankfully we live in downtown! 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
7523 Howdy👋 hurdy -gurdy , my name is topsy-turvy 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
7524 Smug upside down asshole. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7525 This pandemic really turned this world upside down! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7526 Where did you buy those mushrooms again? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7527 He must be higher than a kite. 1.1786 0.05164 56 48 7 1
7528 Covid stopped them emigrating to Australia 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7529 That's Mr. Escher. They did lots of work on the place before they moved in. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7530 He's so literal! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7531 Sometimes it seems the whole world has been turned upside down... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7532 Yeah, that's about right. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7533 He’s been like this ever since he saw “Hamilton.” 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7534 He really doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7535 Is it possible to put your contacts in upside down? 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
7536 I thought I was in love, but it turned out to be vertigo! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7537 It's the only way we could fit two houses while staying 6 feet apart. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7538 This filter thing has gone too far. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7539 You have to see our relationship from his perspective. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7540 I'm having trouble adjusting to life here in Australia. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7541 Oh very friendly, we just don't see eye to eye. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7542 Ironically, he's from Australia. You know - the "down under" country. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7543 Another reason to not allow Airbnb's on our block. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7544 It's a result of the new zoning regulations. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7545 They say it’s always greener on the other side. I’d be green too with that POV. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7546 This covid thing. It really has turned the world upside down. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7547 My neighbor’s divorce was so bad that he took his mirroring coping mechanism to a whole new level. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7548 He just doesn’t believe in parallel universes. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7549 I’ve risen and I can’t get down! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7550 He thinks normal houses are too 'mainstream'. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7551 So glad we paid cash for ours 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
7552 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
7553 Be careful, I think your new neighbor is up to something. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
7554 You are so right Margie...there is just enough vodka in your lemonade...it looks like neighbor James needs our help. Let me get you a refill Kitty and we can talk about it... 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
7555 I’m sure The NY Times will find a way to put a positive spin now that Biden is in office. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
7556 My new neighbor is from Australia. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
7557 It really happened! Our neighbors flipped their house! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
7558 Enough about the gravity....what did you want to tell me? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
7559 He does that each time it’s his turn to bring snacks. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
7560 The world is not round,but topsy turvy. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
7561 I've got to get my drinking under control. this has been happening for a year now. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
7562 Compared to current politics, that looks normal. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
7563 Aaaaaaand that's just not surprising. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
7564 I told him he will get dinged by the homeowner association. Much like the garden gnomes on the front lawn last year, he just doesn’t care. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
7565 Further proof that the last year has turned the world upside down. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
7566 He thinks this is normal 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
7567 I told Ed to stop flipping houses in our own neighborhood. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
7568 That peeping Tom is driving me nuts. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
7569 Actually they had right this past year . 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
7570 He told me he was thinking of taking a different path. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
7571 I told you it would get weird when the Eschers moved in. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
7572 Hi! I'm from Australia! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
7573 Our H.O.A. will never have anything in its bylaws about time-space manipulation as long as Larry's in charge. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7574 Bill always wants the upper hand. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7575 Hi! I'm the man from U.N.C.L.E. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7576 Mark takes social distancing very seriously 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7577 What Twitter feed has he been following? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7578 I think sunbathing in our bikinis will have to wait. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7579 Living next to Christopher Nolan definitely has its downsides. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7580 The HOA's going to have a field day. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7581 In spite of our topsy turvy world, I like it that he sings selections from Gilbert and Sullivan to me. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7582 Well it is settled then. We live in a curved universe. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7583 We just can't get away from this multi-level marketer. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7584 Your George is a bit more magnetic than my Henry. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7585 We don't know much about our new neighbor but we've heard he's a big fan of Christopher Nolan movies. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7586 Since his world turned upside down, he's become much friendlier. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7587 Just pretend not to see him 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7588 We keep finding dog doo in our yard. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7589 They used to be investment bankers but now they just flip houses. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7590 He's a successful entrepreneur, buys house and flips them. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7591 Now they know that we know that they know that we know 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7592 The new neighbours have turned the neighbourhood upside down 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7593 I use to have a really great view of the sky before all the new housing developments took over 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7594 Oh him? That's Escher. Apparently it doesn't break any council rules, so I'm like, whatever floats your boat. You do you Boo. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7595 Oh that’s Doug, he’s always showing off 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7596 Living the high life! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7597 Are we upside down again? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7598 It doesn’t make sense but I save on grass seed. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
7599 That neighbor is always flipping out 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7600 Just smile it's only upside down one-armed Bob. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7601 Yeah, that Christopher Nolan. Moved in last week. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7602 It’s more Twilight Zoning than gerrymandering. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7603 The acid may be kicking in. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7604 Poor fella, his life has completely been turned upside down lately. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7605 They say it's the new air fryer. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7606 Tom is a serous meditator and got carried away with levitating. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7607 I thought you said he was going to Australia. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7608 My life’s has turned upside down! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7609 I’m starting to feel like that wasn’t the regular paper we usually put on our tongues and savor until it dissolves. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7610 It drives me crazy with those Australia’s as neighbors!! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7611 He said he was trying to get his wife back 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7612 Up, up and away! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7613 He doesn’t look Chinese. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
7614 It's just my neighbor who thinks he's above us. Ignore his wave. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7615 We're pretty sure the problem started when the developer clicked on the wrong axis when he flipped the floor plan. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7616 You can’t even enjoy crashing into another planet in peace, can you? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7617 Close encounters of a similar kind. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7618 In the clouds hacking my info 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7619 He was saying his world has turned upside down since Covid started. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7620 I knew it was a mistake to get rid of single-family zoning. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7621 He was desperate to leave the city and assumed the webcam open house just had a glitch 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
7622 They just moved in from Australia. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7623 Since Carol left he’s been desperate to show her he can turn his life around 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
7624 I never can figure out if he’s waving hi or for help... but I’m always a little too weirded out to go ask. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7625 You know, I've heard that they have really good coffee in that new place downtown. Or so Beth said. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7626 On the flip side- the grass isn't always greener on the other side. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7627 The tenant turnover rate in this neighborhood is sky high. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7628 F*cking neighbors 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7629 This world has gone upside-down. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7630 Just ignore him. Newton always does this. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7631 His masculinity isn't just toxic, it's topsy-turvy. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7632 His wife just left him. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7633 He chose the Upside-Down rather than be with our homeowner's association 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7634 ... and it's against the HOA rules. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7635 Samantha, what in the hell did you putin my tea? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7636 He's been flipped out ever since he saw the Grateful Dead. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7637 This neighborhood is really changing. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7638 I still can't figure out how he gets the mulch to stay on his roses 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7639 Oh, my neighbor is Aussie. Obviously he hasn’t adjust his life “Up Over” because he’s used to Down Under. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7640 Harry still waves like he lives across the pond. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7641 Covid has turned our lives upside down 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7642 Hello mates! Wilson here,good on ya! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7643 Man, these parallel universes are getting a little too close for comfort. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7644 Tom's taken peeping to a whole new level 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7645 Have you met Christopher Nolan, my next-door neighbour? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7646 You know what, I'm getting a little tired of your father's inventions 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7647 How's that reverse mortgage going for you Harry? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7648 I have heard of a "reverse mortgage," but this ridiculous. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7649 'He makes a great apple turnover.` 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7650 Howdy, equator neighbor! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7651 The neighborhood not the same since Bill started Flippin houses. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7652 He’s not as nice as he looks, just wait until he flies is kite 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7653 I heard he has been having trouble with his finances. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7654 Same neighborhood, different world. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7655 That neighbor finds ways to give me the creeps. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7656 I hate it when the neighbors say they'll just drop in then hang around forever. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7657 I should have told him i'd talk to him when pigs fly not when the world turns upside down 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7658 These planetary transits are getting closer, I worry about the social distancing. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7659 Hi, Dave! (shhh...Dave thinks we don't notice he's about to flip that house...) 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7660 I see that alternate dimension thing is working out for them 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7661 Happy international women’s day, Barbara! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7662 Oh yeah that‘s our Australian neighbour, a real housflipper. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7663 He loves showing off their new zero gravity backyard. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7664 Global warming is real, huh? 1.1754 0.04423 57 48 9 0
7665 My Neighbor brags all time about his his lessons from the optimism seminary! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7666 Still doesn’t look like 6 feet to me. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7667 He’s nice but he drops by a lot 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7668 Wanda must be having an off day. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7669 hey! this isn't so bad! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7670 I heard he bought his home with a reverse mortgage. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7671 We never have to worry about drop-in visits. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
7672 There he goes, blushing at me again. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
7673 this isn't the first time him eating pineapple upside down cake 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
7674 I think he's Australian. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7675 Side-effect or UpSide-Down effect? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7676 Hello Brazil! 1.1746 0.04257 63 53 10 0
7677 I’m trying Elon Musk’s new dating app,”It’s Just Gravity.” 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7678 I don't worry about it. It's just another mirage. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7679 Well, you can tell it's Spring. He's doing that thing again... I'm selling.. moving to Florida... just sooo damned tired of it, every year, same time... 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7680 That's Melville--he calls himself a suburban spaceman. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7681 ...and you thought 2020 was weird? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7682 Oh! That's just a reflection in the COVID fog. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7683 Mind if I use your pool? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7684 There is Mr. Jones. Showing us up again’. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7685 Since the market tanked he is upside down on his home loan. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7686 2020 has turned my world view upside down. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7687 His kids are still remote learning. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7688 Why are you looking at me funny? You’re staring at me like I’m part of an alternate paralleled universe or something!” 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7689 We're gonna need a taller fence. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7690 It’s that new architect from Melbourne; he has not yet adapted to the Northern Hemisphere. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7691 It's the latest design for friendly neighborhoods! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7692 Ah, a house-proud cloud. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7693 You know, he is upside down on his house! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7694 He really is going to flip his house 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7695 He's nice enough, we just assumed Elon would be out of town more. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7696 he's obsessed with stranger things 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7697 The housing market is brutal. He's upside down on his loan. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7698 Your neighbor looks friendly enough! I’m guessing he’s a Republican... 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7699 What can I say? I tend to turn men's lives upside down. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7700 That type of neighbor. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7701 'Well who is actually Upside down them or us? And what happened to the sky? ' 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7702 I told you Oregon was going to be a trip. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7703 I think he said he’s from Ohio... or Iowa? I don’t know it was something like that. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7704 He’s not denying gravity. He just have a different opinion. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7705 We used to vote the same. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7706 Judy, say hi to my neighbor Bill...he's upside-down on his mortgage. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
7707 Maybe gravity is a social construct after all. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
7708 How is life hanging going around? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
7709 Don't make eye contact! That lame-o believes that people of differing viewpoints can still have a reasonable discussion of complex social issues. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7710 He sort of looks like my neighbor but I think I've had enough to drink or else gravity is having a hiccup.. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
7711 He's the opposite of down to earth 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
7712 It's the gummies. They're called, "Upside Down". 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
7713 When we sold him the air rights it seemed like a great deal, but I had something different in mind. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7714 So long as it's six feet. Aside from that, whatever. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
7715 GREAT margarita, Lucy! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7716 Fred, is the local mayor. As you can tell he tends to flip-flop on issues. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
7717 There was a lot of rain the week they filled their pool. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7718 I always thought that if Trump lost it would turn his world upside down, but not like this. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7719 There is something not right about him! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7720 He's stuck in 2021. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7721 That’s Patty’s husband, always has his head in the clouds. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7722 He often changes his mind 180 degrees. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
7723 Never thought I'd be attracted to a man with Vertigo. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7724 He needs a higher privacy fence. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
7725 You know, Claire, he really is taking condescension to a new level. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7726 You should see his property taxes after the last renovation. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7727 What did Gary do now? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
7728 I feel like this new perspective in our relationship has been really healthy for us. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7729 I told him microdosing was a bad idea. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
7730 Are you sure this is the closest we'll get to Mars in our lifetime? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7731 Apparently he figured out that it was the only way around the HOA. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7732 That’s Idaho over there. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7733 Top 'o the world"?......Was cute the first three dozen times....perhaps 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7734 Are we living in the wrong side of the world? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7735 That never would have been possible in the before times 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7736 He's a nice enough guy, but he's into QAnon. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7737 I'm on the top of the world looking, down on creation..." (w/apologies to The Carpenters 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7738 His world is upside down 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7739 Our neighbor used to work as a set designer. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7740 Covid turned their world upside down. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7741 There’s no pandemic over here. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
7742 He was adamant about there being an alternative universe. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7743 He's trying to tell us that he's upside down on the mortgage on his house. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7744 DON’T look! He is always trying to bend backwards to draw attention. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7745 My office hosted a Zoom seminar today on “how to turn your frown upside down in lieu of using PTO.” @newyorkercartoons @newyorkermag 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7746 WandaVision: Episode 10 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7747 .Its a beautiful day here. How about you? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7748 Oh, look. The before times. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7749 These Adirondack chairs are out of this world! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7750 Glad to see things are finally getting back to normal. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7751 That balloon’s flying way too low. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7752 No, we haven't been extroduced. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7753 That’s my neighbor, Jack, who moved here from Australia. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7754 I'm always afraid to ask Bob to drop in. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7755 He acts so superior, but we all know he is upside down on his house. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7756 Ignore him Ethel, he'll start his awful rap about becoming Fresh Prince again. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7757 He's dropping off another upside-down cake, isn't he? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7758 Today’s market is great for flipping houses! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7759 Gosh, Brian acts like the world revolves around him... 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7760 I heard he's an underworld figure. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7761 -Don’t worry! It’s an optical refraction.- 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7762 Marge and Georgia love to watch HGTV House Flippers, but they like the showers of glue and nails a bit less. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7763 I heard he read the blueprints from the other side of the table. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7764 Now that we've been vaccinated, I feel like our world has turned upside-down. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7765 He's friendly enough but the hovering around is just too creapy. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7766 They've been upside down since '08. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7767 OK, yes I suppose it COULD be worse! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7768 Don't vote for him. He's a carpetbagger. 1.1724 0.05003 58 50 7 1
7769 Never understood "topsy-turvy." 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7770 Yeah, we're WAY upside down in our mortgage. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7771 I can't wait until everyone is vaccinated. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7772 The new neighbors have really tuned this place upside down 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7773 It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7774 I told you he was head over heels about you. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7775 That's Bob, the one I told you about. Wrote that book, "Living Outside of Your Comfort Zoning." 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7776 Oh yes, Todd has been living in his own reality for a for a year or two now but we hardly even notice anymore. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7777 His wife is making the Upside Down Cake again. 1.1724 0.05003 58 50 7 1
7778 See realestate has got creative 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7779 The relator told us it was a feature and not a glitch 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7780 Antway, say hello!! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7781 I heard their toilet’s on the ceiling 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7782 I wonder how he sees us? As downers like everyone else. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7783 Mom, Dad, You turn my life upside down! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7784 Welcome to my world. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7785 See? Men will do anything just to prove their point. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7786 It seems that the sky is greener on the other side 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7787 My husband was right when he said “There goes the neighborhood.” when they moved in. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7788 Shall we invite him to drop in 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
7789 I see Ron's Inversion Therapy is going well. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
7790 Was there something in those brownies you forgot to tell me about?!? Jody Kinsey, Toronto, ONT Kinseyjody33@gmail.com 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
7791 He reminds me of a boyfriend I had in college. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
7792 Ignore him. People will do anything around here to get your attention. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
7793 When he threatened to leave, I told him he wouldn't turn my life upside down. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
7794 Looks like Dale watched Inception again. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
7795 Should we invite him over for a drink? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
7796 Ever since Escher moved in, every time I go upstairs I end up coming downstairs. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
7797 Poor Sam, he is still living in his alternative universe... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
7798 Don't look...he is always trying to get my attention 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
7799 ..remember what he said...flipping must be easy if you girls did it..." 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
7800 That’s Bob, my ex. He lives in Hell’s Kitchen. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
7801 I don't know how I feel about having a collage artist as a neighbor 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
7802 Well, Wacky Wednesday may be here, on every day ending in "y". 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
7803 He had lorded his corner lot over us for years. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
7804 Don't encourage him. I can't take another astronaut story 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
7805 Apple’s stock is soaring sky high with its new AirPads. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
7806 How the heck am I supposed to provide a urine sample in a duel gravity area?! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
7807 Geez, these "flip your house" guys are persistent. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
7808 I’m calling the HOA this time 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
7809 It's awkward when your neighbor's of a different political persuasion. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
7810 Hi neighbor, just hangin' out! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7811 The upside is that he's friendly 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7812 But to him, it's us looking down. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7813 Bizzaro world... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7814 He's the agent that tried to sell me the Air Insurance policy. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7815 Boy,this virus has really turned the world upside down! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7816 I knew eating that entire pineapple upside down cake was a bad idea." 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7817 No hon that is not a Chris to. It is either Banksy or Duchamp I think. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7818 These darn house flippers are going to trigger a market crash and I know I'm going to be on the bottom. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7819 I hope he doesn't try to flush the toilet. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
7820 Hi ladies... I may live in the suburbs but that doesn’t make me a conformist. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7821 Oh dang, the house next door got flipped again. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7822 He reminds me of my ex. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7823 We've been here all our lives, and I finally realized that the world is upside down. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
7824 Well,he said he was upside-down in his mortgage. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7825 He's not a bad neighbor but we see the world differently. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7826 Your neighbor's really into that 2020 nostalgia... 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7827 That’s the new Australian I told you about. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7828 He thinks his mirage is superior. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7829 Previously on GregVision 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7830 Now we need a privacy ceiling, sigh. contest 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7831 It’s the newest thing in good-neighbor fences. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7832 He moved in last earthquake. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
7833 He's an illusionist but I wish he would disappear. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7834 After a year of self-isolation, he said he needed a change. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7835 If you have the right connections, they will give you a building permit. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7836 I was just listening to the band playing. "The World Turned Upside Down"> 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7837 Yes,the problem is when he drinks his martinis 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
7838 I tell you Wanda, he’s just a phase-conjugate reflection from the nonlinear dielectric constant of a thermal inversion this time of day. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
7839 I'm either nuts or it's a reaction to the 2nd vaccination shot. Right now I see my house upside down floating in the air with my husband in the yard waving at us. Whatya say? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7840 He does that every time he plays that song from HAMILTON. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7841 I think our attraction to Martians has gone too far! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7842 He said I turned his world upside down. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7843 Marge did tell me they were upside down with their mortgage. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7844 We get along. I enjoy pranking him: he always falls for it. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7845 They said there was no Planet B 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7846 Is that Zoom acting up again? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
7847 They weren't kidding, COVID did really flip the world upside down. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7848 I’m waiting to see what happens when he uses the fireplace. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7849 2020 sure turned us upside down. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7850 He bought it from a flipper 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7851 That's neighbor Stan. They are upside down in their home loan. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7852 We're still in the honeymoon phase. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7853 When real estate went through the roof, he started flipping houses. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
7854 The association fees are what did him in. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7855 What, again? 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
7856 I 'm glad that to see that Bob finally turned his life around 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7857 I love this mural. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7858 Things are never as they appear. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7859 He's a nice guy, he just believes in alternative housing. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7860 Inception neighborhood! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7861 All's well here at Mars, miss being on Earth though 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7862 Flipping friendly neighbours .... should have planted a hedge 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7863 He says it's the same as over here, but can you really trust someone who's always frowning like that? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7864 He's still on denial... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7865 Don’t worry, we raised the fence. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7866 How’s it going in the Upside Down? 1.1698 0.05862 53 47 4 2
7867 There’s something odd about our new neighbour, but I just can’t quite put my finger on it 🤔 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7868 his weight loss therapy really works. He now weighs -60kgs !! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7869 I know we have become more polarized, but this? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7870 There the Wilsons go one upping us again. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7871 I don't think he's zoned for this. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7872 I'm thankful that he didn't put in a pool. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7873 That is so annoying. 1.1695 0.06903 59 53 2 4
7874 I keep hearing that old saying, " Good Fences Make Good Neighbors." Except I'm not sure how that will work. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7875 I just can't get my head around the new building code.... 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7876 He made his balloon payment last Thursday. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7877 So,how is the trial separation going? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7878 I got a feeling and I can’t let go, can’t let go. ? Karen Leichenger Los Angeles 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7879 Looks like our neighbor has OD'd on 'Rick and Morty' again. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7880 He’s from Gisborne. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7881 alternative universe, alternative facts, whatever. i know how he voted in last election. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7882 That reminds me - Joe will be dropping in soon. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7883 The internet is definitely making the world smaller, don't you think? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7884 Yes, it is an upside-down world! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7885 Opposing view? Straighten out, sunshine! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7886 I guess he's no longer under water on his mortgage. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7887 And he has the gall to ask why we’re sitting on HIS ceiling? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7888 One up,two down. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7889 Like we needed more proof that, for the last year everything's been topsy-turvy. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7890 Don’t wave back. He just wants some of my gummies. 1.1695 0.04292 59 50 9 0
7891 I gotta say, I have never seen a stranger thing. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7892 Sure is easy to wave hello with the help of gravity. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7893 We could sing The World Turned Upside Down 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7894 Look ... now Nasty Ned is waving to us! Covid's surely turned "our" world upside down!!! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7895 Frank is odd, but he does make a heavenly pineapple upside-down cake. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7896 Just ignore him. He says he works on anti-gravity machines but you can never believe a word he says. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7897 Hi! ’Lo! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7898 Sure, they maximized the square footage with the reno but why skimp on the landscaping? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7899 Is it me, or do our new neighbors seem a bit off? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7900 No one told us we were supposed to check for easements. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7901 FRED IS ALWAYS SO EXTRA! HE’S TAKEN “SOCIAL DISTANCING” TO ANOTHER LEVEL! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7902 I didn’t know it was going to be nosy neighbor out today. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7903 I don't know if you know my neighbour, Bob. He's usually with his head in the clouds. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7904 The realtor said it’s post-sanity 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7905 They’re flipping the property. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7906 Hi neighbor! I see your world has turned upside down too! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7907 Sí, tenemos la misma dirección, pero en realidad está en el sur de Quito. (Yeah, we have the same address, but he's actually in South Quito.) 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
7908 Who is right side up? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7909 Peter Paker, I told you to find the mouse not flip the house! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
7910 We’re saving for a higher fence”. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7911 So much for our privacy fences. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
7912 We get it, Bob, your big ass pool has a perfectly smooth surface. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
7913 He wants to put in a pool next year 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
7914 If we pretend they’re not there, are they really 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7915 Upside down and inside out I'm about to show all you folks what’s it's all about... Whoomp there it is. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7916 The market for flipping houses has really taken off. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
7917 ignore him, he's from an alternative universe 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
7918 And he keeps asking if I want to "hang" with him. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7919 There's that Escher fellow again. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7920 Maybe its just me, but I keep thinking there's something very odd about our next door neighbor. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7921 He's been listening to a lot of Jack Johnson recently. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7922 Ignore him. It's just Fta Morgana. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
7923 Todd's friendly enough, but we're not close. We just see things differently. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
7924 He’s really bending over backwards to be a good neighbor. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7925 And you've had ample time to work on your wit." 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
7926 Oh, him? That’s Christopher Nolan. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7927 I put the pool there thinking I’d break his fall. But he never falls. Just stands there upside down waving. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
7928 Clearly, Paul has seen "Inception" one too many times... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7929 I don't know what it is, but something about him weirds me out. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7930 I wonder what Copernicus might say about this? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7931 Sure is a beautiful night, ladies. I’m off to a MAGA rally. Enjoy your evening. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7932 He's also underwater on his mortgage. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
7933 2021 just got even more interesting. 1.1667 0.04623 66 57 8 1
7934 If that was Leonardo I'd wave back. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7935 His whole world has been like that since the divorce. 1.1667 0.07359 54 49 1 4
7936 The Covid-19 pandemic has turned Bob's life upside down! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7937 Abner! "Inception" came and went, just use the gate. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7938 That’s our new neighbor from Buenos Aires. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7939 Some guy's will go to any length to look interesting 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7940 He’s a retired astronaut. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7941 He’s an Aussie, keeps asking how’s it like living upside down? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7942 I told you to pay the HOA... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7943 I just think it has something to do with Covid. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7944 How's the weather? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7945 He really hasn't been the same since the divorce. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7946 It all depends on how you look at it. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7947 You know, I didn't realize the phrase "opposites attract" also applies to neighbours. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7948 He's been listening to too much Lionel Richie 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7949 I think that arborvita is getting a bit Out of control. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7950 I heard they just moved here from Australia. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7951 I don't even feel like waving at people I know these days. Not everyone seems grounded in ways that we used to be. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7952 Well — they’re not gonna pick my caption anyway... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7953 He wanted one on the bedroom ceiling and I said no. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7954 Did Covid turn our world upside down or his? 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
7955 Just ignore him. Peggy. Next thing you know he will invite himself to drop in f a drink 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7956 I thought you said those gummies didn't have any THC ..... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7957 You should see the size of his inversion table! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7958 As a neighbor? He's OK, though we never see eye to eye about anything. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7959 So,that's how the other half lives. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
7960 Are you seeing what I am seeing? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7961 He seems really invested in his Australian ways. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7962 This is 2021, stranger things have happened. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7963 His wife leaving really turned his world upside down. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7964 Don't wave back. He's a house flipper. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7965 After living like two ships passing in the night for so long, we took the next logical step. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7966 Wow, he sure has turned this neighborhood upside-down. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7967 Optical illusions are pretty strong for this time of year. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
7968 The builder flipped the plans over when they constructed the subdivision. I still haven't figured out how they poured the concrete. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
7969 Thanks for the upside down cake..it was very thoughtful! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7970 We have to stop re-watching "Interstellar". 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7971 Yes, everything is much better now that Harold has moved to a different inertial frame of reference. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7972 We always had the exact opposite views on everything...Paul Jelinek, NYC 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7973 Does he come from a land down under, or do we? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7974 That’s Harold, we have a reciprocal relationship. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7975 He has a unique view. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7976 The weatherman calls is a local inversion layer. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
7977 Charlie is a long time neighbor. He built that house from the ground up. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7978 No wonder his mortgage is upside-down. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7979 You never told me Christopher Nolan lived next door ... 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
7980 Maybe we should flip our house... this neighborhood is looking up. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7981 He's such a show-off. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
7982 Oh no! That creep from a parallel universe again! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7983 That's just our new neighbor. Huge Stranger Things fan. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7984 We call him Bass-Ackwards Bill. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
7985 And then he said ‘No, LITERALLY the end of the world!’ Anyway, we laughed. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7986 Powerman 5000 said it best, “Now this is what it’s like when worlds collide.” Speaking of, do you want to play some Tony Hawk. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7987 I don’t know, Joyce. I’ve seen Stranger Things. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
7988 Don't wave, you'll encourage him. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7989 Are your expectations of life down under being fulfilled? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7990 Yes, he is single but he’ll turn your world upside down. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7991 I bet he'll let me have his rake 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7992 Global Warming is playing havoc with gravity. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7993 Don't mind them. Their world has gone topsy turvy since the pandemic began.” 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
7994 I guess you're right, this neighborhood does have its upsides. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7995 It seems he brings a different point of view. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7996 He just moved in and he's always dropping by. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7997 He's friendly, but not very approachable. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7998 Property values are down and he's upside down on his mortgage, but he still seems so happy! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7999 Looks like Klossner ran out of ideas again. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
8000 The way you see your neighbor, Is also the way how they see you 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
8001 That's Ben our daily dose of human interaction outside of online meetings this past year. Our real meet timings revolve around each other. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
8002 Sometimes when he turns on the sprinkler I pretend I’m at the beach 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
8003 The 'new normal' is so strange. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
8004 yaaa i heard the Inception guy just moved in 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
8005 We should have listened to the climate experts... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
8006 Just when we thought things would be getting back to normal... 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
8007 I don’t mean to be *that neighbor, but your fence is too high. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
8008 To him, we’re the ones upside down. It’s all about perspective. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
8009 Honestly, it makes it easier to pretend I don’t see him. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
8010 Fortunately, the sign is in our backyard 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
8011 See? How do you relate to someone like that? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
8012 The most difficult part of living with a neighbour from UPSIDE DOWN is that u can't really judge if he's laughing or frowning 🙃 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
8013 Guess you could say he caught us on the flip side 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
8014 The pandemic has really turned Larry’s life upside down 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
8015 Oh yeah, after his wife left him for a Soul Cycle instructor his whole life turned upsidedown 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
8016 When the real estate agent asked the budget, apparently he made the mistake of saying ‘sky’s the limit’ 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
8017 The new normal sure is something 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
8018 Now that’s something you don’t see every day, Earl giving us a “High Five” from his parallel universe! 1.1646 0.04198 79 68 10 1
8019 Honey,cancel the telescope repair,I think I know what went wrong. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8020 His world is upside down since he caught me in my new bikini! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
8021 What's Bob up to? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
8022 It’s just a whiff of smoke and a really big mirror. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8023 I find this new closeness with China a bit uncomfortable. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8024 Residential Air Rights. Damned lawyers. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8025 Don't wave back. He'll come around again. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
8026 Oh no, I thought our weirdness was over when we began 2021. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8027 Never a dull day living next door to Christopher Nolan. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8028 Hi ya, I thought I'd do some pruning today, is that okay? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8029 Jumping between these parallel universe is exhausting 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8030 It's easier to ignore them since they renovated 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8031 On 'Escape to the Country,' the presenters refer to it as "upside-down living." Seems to be all the rage in the UK. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
8032 Is it 2020 again? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8033 Do you think he’ll be that way forever? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8034 - Do you think he has already noticed that his top never stopped spinning? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8035 We won the trip to space 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8036 Ignore him, ever since the election we just don’t see things the same way anymore. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8037 When I have a cocktail, my upside down world is righted. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8038 See you on the flipside! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
8039 Sure, the divorce turned his life upside down. Now he's relocating? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8040 Ignore him, he turned her world upside down. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8041 The sky's the limit! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8042 I had heard that all this isolation had turned their world upside down, but I guess I couldn't appreciate it until I saw it. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8043 His place is a mirror image of ours. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8044 No, he's the one that's wrong 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
8045 He still doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8046 Actually, that guy's world was already turned upside down before COVID. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8047 They are means-testing places, not just people, now. Our entire county was ‘adjusted‘. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8048 Another house flipping neighbor. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8049 At least he seems to be having a good time... 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8050 Christopher Nolan lives next door! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
8051 It must be a temperature inversion again. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
8052 I hear he works for Gravity Enterprises, Inc. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8053 Poor old Dale, always trying to keep upside down with the Joneses.” 1.1636 0.04314 55 47 8 0
8054 Honey, remind me again why we didn't get planning permission for the extension? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8055 That's my neighbor from Australia 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
8056 My husband. I made the mistake of complaining to him once that we were living parallel lives. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
8057 Yeah, the news really turned his world upside down. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8058 Well, yesterday everything was sideways. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
8059 Looks like his world has been upended! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
8060 I don't want him. Do you? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8061 If he seems odd it’s because he moved from the Southern Hemisphere 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8062 That wave is so fake, I know he looks down on us. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
8063 That's old man Escher. When he first showed me his renovation plans, I couldn't make heads or tails of them. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8064 Oh, that's our friendly Australian neighbor. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
8065 I can feel the Cannabis really kicking in, can you?" Vipin Bery, Toronto,Canada vipin.bery@gmail.co 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8066 He signs notes either XO or OX. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8067 Never trust when they say it won’t rip the fab 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
8068 Looks like he might drop in. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
8069 Hello there down under 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
8070 Christopher Nolan just moved in next door. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
8071 The neighbor from Mars is showing off again. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8072 If it's up, then it's stuck 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
8073 Oh look, Christopher Nolan is making a movie again. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
8074 i’d tap that - dwight d eisenhower 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8075 He left his family on Earth. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8076 Bob’s really taking his social distancing to a new level. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8077 You know, after the whole “donut earth” idea took off, people have taken it way too seriously. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8078 I think George is feeling blue today 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
8079 He still smiles and sings "it's a topsy-turvy world." 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8080 Yes. If it weren’t Opposite Day, I’d be worried. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8081 I dunno what everyone was worried about, life is pretty sweet in the upside down. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
8082 Have you met the new neighbors? The Escher family just moved in the other day. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8083 Australia looks so nice this time of year. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
8084 Yeah he's hot, but trust me: it's not worth the gymnastics. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
8085 For once, I'm sure that the grass isn't greener on the other side 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
8086 I had always thought space habitats would be higher. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
8087 The new Australian neighbors seem nice. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
8088 Don't encourage him. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
8089 I didn't think this is what you meant when you said your neighbor was a little backwards, Karen. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
8090 Just one more proof that we live in an upside down world. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
8091 This Covid thing has really turned things upside down. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
8092 John’s great. Just not sure I get his polarity. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
8093 It's a topsy-turvy world these days. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
8094 Are we in Australia, or is it the ‘shrooms? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
8095 His politics are dicey, but we get along. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
8096 Don’t mind him—he just wants to say “hi”. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
8097 But they cost half. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
8098 I hear they are upside down on their mortgage. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
8099 He’s called Nolan or something. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
8100 Talk about topsy-turvey! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
8101 Well, at least he isn't a flat-earther. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
8102 How do you suppose they got Zoning Board approval for that? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
8103 It was a hassle to get a copy into the cloud, but it’s a lot cheaper than homeowners’ insurance. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
8104 Maybe we are being a bit persnickety about the side effects of the coronavirus vaccine. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
8105 You said "always 6 feet above," right, Susan? 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
8106 He flips out about keeping an eye on what we’re up to. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
8107 Pretty lax building codes here. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
8108 Trevor chooses to embrace the new normal. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
8109 He’s really out of touch with reality 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
8110 All in all, it was a weird, weird pandemic 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
8111 That should solve Bob’s deer problems. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
8112 Well, we liked the concept of neighbors more than our actual neighbors. So we commissioned the mural. Pity they installed it upside down. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
8113 The pandemic has turned his world upside down. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
8114 Another flipper, apparently. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
8115 So now do you accept Calzone is an actual place? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
8116 His arrival has upended the neighborhood. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
8117 It's his reverse commute. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
8118 COVID has turned the world upside down. Literally. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
8119 Well, I’ve seen Stranger Things. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
8120 I've just felt so linear since they moved in. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
8121 Is it really worth the discount? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
8122 Are you sure those mushrooms were ok”? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
8123 Our neighbor goes above and beyond to help us" 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
8124 Brynda.... what kind of mushrooms were in that Cobb Salad? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
8125 I’m “Topsey”, he’s “Turvy”. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
8126 Yeah, mine too ! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
8127 He’s taken his Spider Man cosplay up a notch.” 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
8128 Is he in Bizzaro World, or are we? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
8129 He's been asking if we're having any plumbing problems. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
8130 It's so flat here, on a clear day you can see Australia. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
8131 HEY NEIGHBOR . . . . WE'VE SOCIAL DISTANCED FOR A WHILE NOW . . . ARE YOU DREAMING OF: "SOCIAL DIMENSIONAL DISTANCING" AGAIN, ARE WE? . . . . OR BOTH? . . . . 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
8132 My neighbor, Mr. Rogers, is such an angel! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
8133 He's our new neighbor from Australia! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
8134 Oh god, he’s been perfectly insufferable since he started working on that anti-gravity thing-a-mabob. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
8135 He claims that in his world everything is reversed 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
8136 And his grass is actually greener, too, if you can believe it. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
8137 Do you think he knows when the fourth season of "Stranger Things" will come out? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
8138 It's been hard to settle down since moving from the city. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
8139 He certainly turned everything upside down looking for those keys. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
8140 It looks like this is the year the world turned upside down. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
8141 Do your neighbors drop in as often as mine? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
8142 the space lasers show needs some work 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
8143 He and his property are taking yoga together 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
8144 ‘Looks like Barb isn’t self isolating in the upside down’ 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
8145 Suburban Tetris 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8146 The neighborhood just hasn't been the same since Henry moved in. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8147 Are we upside down or is he 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
8148 I guess the grass truly is greener on the other side 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8149 Thanks, that’s a little too much shade. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8150 Do you think we should invite him in for cocktails? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8151 He says it's us. I've tried to get him to quit Facebook. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
8152 The cost of land has become so expensive these days. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8153 At first, I thought Jeffrey's newfound Stranger Things fandom would just be another fad, but he seems to be really committed to this one 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
8154 Believe you me, I've seen stranger things... 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8155 Social distancing is getting crazy. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8156 Everything has gone topsy-turvy these days. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8157 Earl is taking his social distancing too far. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8158 G'day, Bruce! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8159 Wow, I guess he really is head over heels for you... 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8160 Wow, Joe wasn't kidding when he said his new wife turned his whole world upside down! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8161 I tell you these Australians are everywhere 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
8162 He always was kinda uppity!" 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8163 Yes, he's friendly, but there's something not quite right about him. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8164 Keeping up with the Jones. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8165 Talk about turning the neighborhood upside down. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8166 How's the weather up there, Jimmy? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8167 That's Prof. T; he teaches via flipped classroom in the cloud nowadays. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8168 Mr. Jones can keep up with himself. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8169 But I thought 2020 was OVER!!! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8170 Do you think Tom knows that we took from his garden? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8171 Oh gosh, what neighbor John does to attract our attention 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8172 Hey, guys! What's up? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
8173 He always said the reverse would happen. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8174 We thought about dating, but who wants to move to Australia? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8175 You think he is in an upside down world? #perspective 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8176 Ever since Wanda Vision everybody is tryna create their own reality. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8177 Texas finally seceded. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8178 You ever notice that people aren’t saying topsy turvy anymore? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8179 I’m telling you, this New York real estate...you’re really living on top of one another. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8180 Come swim in my pool 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
8181 He's part of AntiGra: the Antigraviters 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
8182 He lives in the real world." "Makes sense, explains a lot. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
8183 My neighbor, the postmodern literary theorist. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
8184 The neighborhood is getting way too crowded. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
8185 Careful, I heard he's throwing a barbeque 'Q anon this weekend now, too. 1.1600 0.05237 50 44 5 1
8186 Sometimes the world is truly upside-down. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
8187 He seems friendly enough, but I just can't see past his worldview. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
8188 Ughhh.... Hermie the perv is watching us again 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
8189 Yes, the economy is better, but my neighbor is still upside down on his mortgage. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
8190 Since I've known him he's turned my life upside down 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
8191 The neighborhood hasn’t been the same since that Esher fellow moved next door. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
8192 After he found his keys, he kind of liked the new arrangement and kept the house that way. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
8193 Y'see, I pushed the remote button that said "No more political blithering," and Herbie didn't listen." 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
8194 Meh. Don’t bother saying anything, he’s been a little off-kilter, lately. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
8195 The Electoral Redistricting had Consequences 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
8196 He's turned immersion into inversion. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
8197 Oh that Brad, he's just impossible. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
8198 Some people are just so desperate for attention... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
8199 I wonder what color the sky is in his world" 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
8200 He is up and coming 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
8201 Yes, I can hear you fine, but I guess you have your camera upside down! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
8202 They really have taken it to new level with this suburban redevelopment. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
8203 The whole world’s gone topsy turvy. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
8204 Someone told him that opposites attract 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
8205 Thank goodness it’s not kilt day at the Jones’s! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
8206 Perception is the only reality 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
8207 That's Bob, he lives at 07734. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
8208 Looks like Fleischman is still in trouble. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
8209 We’ve always gotten along, despite his having a different view on everything. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
8210 That's Ben, my neighbor from Upstate. Say hello. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
8211 How are we going to explain to our husbands that our new neighbor stopped by? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
8212 These city folk are still getting acclimated to the neighborhood. 1.1591 0.04532 44 38 6 0
8213 I doubt the Homeowners Association has a rule covering that. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
8214 And to think the world was flat. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
8215 Ever since Covid-19 hit, it's been a topsy-turvy world. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
8216 I never saw that on Tool Time...... 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
8217 He said he was going to turn around his world, but, y'know, he's always doing things by halves... 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
8218 Those Americans are all over the place 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
8219 I guess the alternate universe has arrived. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
8220 Welcome to The Perfect World, where everything is a matter of perspective. Sadly you'll wake up in 10 minutes so choose your topics wisely. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
8221 He's pretty friendly for someone whose world is upside down. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
8222 The upper class is showing off again 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
8223 His mother, Amelia Bedelia, made a fortune selling pies. He's a house-flipper. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
8224 I like him, but mixed relationships never seem to work out. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8225 He just streamed all three seasons of "Stranger Things" in one weekend. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8226 All I said to him was that it might be time for a new point of view. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8227 The Pandemonium turned his life upside-down! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8228 Be careful not to talk with Fred about politics; really don't see eye to eye on most things 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8229 He’s been a little upside down since his wife left. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8230 Marge, After four years of the past president things are a bit upside down for his followers. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8231 Is that God? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8232 Inseparably connected 1.1587 0.04052 63 54 9 0
8233 He can't resist showing how much he's come up in the world. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8234 I thought our world was turned upside down 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8235 oh great, next he'll be flipping the bird 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8236 He forgot to turn it over again, happens all the time...he is a good guy, but don't look at him, we will be talkingfor hours! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8237 Just worlds passing by 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8238 It’s mostly a great neighborhood but definitely a few eccentrics. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8239 Admittedly, I should have purchased the smaller drone. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
8240 Don't wave back, maybe they will just float on down the street. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
8241 That`s our new neighbor. The designed the house... it has big pearly gates in the front, and greener pastures in the back. The name on the mail box is LORD... I guess that he’s living up to the hype 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
8242 This “I’m from Australia” thing is getting out of control 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
8243 Yes, my Herbie always wanted to move up in the world. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
8244 I think I'll be taking back these new specs. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
8245 Oh no! What hath the Flat Earthers wrought? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
8246 Yes, he's nice, but we will never see eye to eye. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8247 No I didn't put anything in your drink. Why do you ask? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8248 I knew it would come to this when advertisements on weather balloons were approved! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8249 OH, that's Herman. Seems like he's been lost forever. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8250 Glenn's an engineer. I told him to take a flying leap. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8251 Oh I didn't know it was upside-down day" "It's not.... 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
8252 It turns out that they all work for the Australian Consulate. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8253 John took it literally when his Mother continuously told him; "Someday you will turn your world upside down!!" 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
8254 He's a good neighbor until we get into politics. He thinks "up" means "down." 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
8255 Hi Amir! How was your holiday?' 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8256 I've been watching too many Christopher Nolan Films! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
8257 When you said your world had turned upside down, I thought had you found a new sourdough recipe! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8258 Not all space programs are equal. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8259 Keep looking away, the guy is fishing for attention so hard 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8260 He used to be part of the Firm until Oprah insisted on asking follow-up questions. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8261 He’s been eying my chairs all season. Ignore him. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
8262 It's good to know how the other half live. ewyorkercaption 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
8263 Peace among worlds, neighbor! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8264 It's wonderful they finally found some Australians who were interested. We thought that with so many fall injuries on the property it would never sell! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
8265 Compounding the already deeply unsettling near miss of asteroid 2021 SG7 was the inane small talk as it passed Jane Carlson's house 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
8266 Does he think that we are upside down? Life is difficult in polarized America 1.1579 0.04181 57 49 8 0
8267 Too much pineapple upside-down cake 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
8268 Is he flipping us off again? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
8269 That's either a superior mirage or I 've had to many wine coolers. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
8270 I think Don took my recipe for upside down cake a bit too far. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
8271 I thought our fence was good! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
8272 I keep telling him to refinance. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
8273 Is this what they meant when they said the poles are flipping? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
8274 I always knew this was a strange neighborhood. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
8275 I'm so jealous of Ronald's Southern exposure. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
8276 He says he'll have what we're having 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
8277 What do you think his winning Caption will be? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
8278 Did I mention Christopher Nolan bought the Granville house? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
8279 Looks like property values are literally skyrocketing. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
8280 Emough with this 'keeping up with the Joneses' mentality. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
8281 He doesn't understand that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy, upside down world. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
8282 There’s something about him that I just can’t put my finger on 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
8283 Wow. That asteroid was close. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
8284 He can’t cope with gravity. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
8285 At least he isn't inside out haha 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
8286 He's been like this ever since he got vaccinated. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
8287 Honestly I think I’ve learned to see the upside of it. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
8288 He seems so desperate! Ignore him. You were saying: We are reflections of one another. Please elaborate further... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
8289 They’re upside down on their house 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
8290 So, this is how I die. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
8291 Zoning-schmoning. I say it's going to hurt property values. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
8292 He sees the world from a totally different perspective than we do. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8293 You know, I never see snow staying on his roof. His attic insulation must be, like, R3 or something. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8294 I wonder; is it me or is it the dating site? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8295 He's not really a new neighbor. Just a house flipper. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8296 I don’t know…it feels like the world turned upside down this past year. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8297 Has to do with gravity and air rights. Very tricky points of law. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
8298 Ignore him. He doesn't believe in God, and he doesn't believe in gravity. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
8299 Phil is friendly enough...there's just something different about him. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8300 Space station retirement has a dumb, creepy side to it. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8301 I was going to make some crack about Frank being “upside down” on his mortgage, but actually, it depends upon one’s perspective, doesn’t it? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
8302 We’re no in Kansas anymore 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8303 The world really is getting smaller.’ 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8304 My Peloton instructor turned my world upside down 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8305 Yes, our neighbor. He went to China. 1.1558 0.04161 77 67 9 1
8306 Our neighbor on Mars is getting a little too close lately. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
8307 Ignore him. He voted for Trump. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
8308 Who we thought was going to be subversive neighbour just turned out to be our inverse 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
8309 you have to make concessions when you only want a one story 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
8310 He emailed for a date and I told him he'd need a better approach 1.1556 0.04444 45 39 6 0
8311 Nice enough guy...but a blackhole for attention. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
8312 His world is really turned upside down now that Melanie left him. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
8313 Another resident kicks the bucket. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
8314 I think I'll have a date turnover at lunch. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
8315 I told you that those new neighbors were totally weird 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
8316 imbibing the spice Melange and folding space again Neil? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
8317 Things really feel like they’re getting back to normal! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
8318 "The building next door hired an artist to paint it. It's unnerving, but we're not moving.": 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8319 The housing market has turned around. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8320 He's MAGA and lives in his own world. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8321 I always thought he was a little ‘off’, ya know! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8322 The world, indeed, seems to have been turned upside down!! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8323 One of us got up from the wrong side of the bed this morning. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8324 He has his share of up and down days." 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8325 I'm not a fan of the new urban planning 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8326 Is it the ayahuasca or is Donald Trump really gone? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8327 Don' t you think that's taking neighborhood one-ups manship a bit too far? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8328 The neighbor is 180 degrees off on everything. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8329 How could you tell he was a Democrat? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8330 Nowadays, it feels as if our worlds are colliding. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8331 He says it started when he got upside down on his mortgage. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8332 I told him once to turn that frown upside down and ever since then he's been Mr Friendly. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8333 It sorta creeps me out that he is always hanging around like that, what happens if he falls on my property? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8334 Catch ya’ll on the flipside! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8335 I said upside down your turning me! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
8336 Looks like they found life on Mars. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
8337 The more recent transplants are rarely down to earth. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8338 Upside down you turn me 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8339 Hello neighbor! Would you like to come up for an air beer? 1.1552 0.04796 58 51 6 1
8340 Hola, Howdy, Hello, Hallo, Ciao, (...), Hi, ça va? Salut, ¿Qué tal?, Muito Obrigad@ from the "other" "side". ¡Check it out 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
8341 I knew something about that new lawn felt off. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8342 Life has been a bit upside down lately. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
8343 New York Times so terrible at copywriting, the ask the inter webs to write them for free and call it a 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8344 Top of the mornin’ to ya! (Literally.) 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8345 This is taking down under too far 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
8346 Yep, they flipped it last week. Apparently it's profitable... I don't understand it very well. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8347 I hear these new detached builds are exempt from property taxes. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8348 Yeah covid has turned us upside down. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8349 The weatherman did say there was a chance of unsolicited friendliness today. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
8350 Our neighbor lives in an alternate reality. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
8351 Don't wave, he's off his head. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8352 Is Mr. Escher always consumed by relativity, or only when we do Happy Hour? 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
8353 Yes, the pandemic has changed our world, but nothing like Bill's mushroom hobby. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
8354 He’s always mansplaining me 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8355 Oh this time? Think this time the HOA said he wasn't above their rules. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8356 omg! I must have ordered a double. John Straayer, Ft. Collins, CO 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8357 There's a lot we don't agree on, but he's not a bad guy. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8358 Don’t worry, it’s only a matter of perspective. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8359 He comes by once a week looking for “heads up” action from anyone. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8360 I never thought that living at the lakeshore could be so unsettling. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
8361 Gee, Bob is really taking his obsession with Stranger Things to the next level! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8362 No matter what this pandemic is.....our world is upside down. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
8363 Really turns the 'good fences, good neighbors' thing on its head, doesn't it? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8364 It was interesting the first few times but now it's the new normal. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8365 They always have to be different, don't they? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8366 Down is up with those Republicans. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8367 Sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8368 We are almost One with the Parallel Universe 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
8369 How long have I been asleep? Have pigs learned to fly yet? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8370 That's Henry in a parallel universe 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8371 You know, I moved out to the 'burbs so it wouldn't feel like people were living on top of me. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
8372 He certainly got my attention, but I don't want to fall for him. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8373 Won't HE be surprised when the real estate market turns upside down? 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
8374 Ted is in hospitality. His life was turned upside down by the pandemic. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8375 I know we've been into home projects this past year, but it's a bit overkill. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8376 That’s the new guy Joe. He says it will take $1.9 Trillion to turn things around. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8377 Turns out, the grass was indeed greener on the flip side. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8378 Don't get me wrong the renovations next door look great but we did have to pitch in twice for the fencing. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8379 The simulation is acting up again. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
8380 Years to find another habitable planet, and it was right there... 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8381 I guess I’ll see you ladies on the flip side 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
8382 Well Fred, it appears that after common sense, the only thing we had left to lose was gravity 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8383 Some people just take ‘keeping up with the Jones’ too seriously” 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8384 I swear I helped Murphy. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8385 He claims to be an astronaut 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8386 I worry about him. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8387 Have you ever watched the sit com, "Home Improvement" 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8388 Every second nice NewYorkerCaption.Tthe Pandemic, the world has been upside down .Ready,go. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8389 Well, he looks happy enough. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8390 Republican, but friendly enough... 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8391 I hated last year, but at least the sky isn’t falling 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8392 He has a swimming pool, but the water fell out. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8393 He flips one house and now he always wants to drop over here. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8394 Our neighbor is more than a little over-the-top. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8395 I knew that houses were flipping this year, but this is ridiculous! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8396 I don’t know...he’s wanted to be curiously close since Bob moved out. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8397 Everything is so upside-down since the pandemic. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8398 Houses are turning over way too fast these days 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8399 My neighbor will go to any lengths to impress me. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8400 Maybe we shouldn’t have had that slice of upside-down cake. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8401 time for new glasses. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8402 Inhabited planets are getting too close. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8403 That's our new neighbour from New Zealand 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8404 In some respects, it's become a topsy-turvy neighborhood ... 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8405 Hey there! I’ve finally made it up here with the Joneses. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8406 Finally a building with zero plot coverage ratio. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8407 Our new fertilizer sure is powerful! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8408 Talk about the world turning upside down 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8409 Don't worry Janet. After all what would he do if he stayed in 3D. 4th dimention apparently agrees with him 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8410 Market Value on Bill's house must've flipped. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8411 He still owes more than the house is worth. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
8412 China? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8413 John got himself one of those new above ground pools. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8414 No wonder Australians have high blood pressure 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8415 This time every millennial. Just ignore him. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8416 Talk about deviating from the norm! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8417 Tinker man is either showing off his anti-gravity machine or his wife's upside-down cake. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8418 They seem to friendly,but deep down they 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8419 Cockie Lockie was right. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8420 Don’t engage him. He’s very condescending. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8421 I think this whole world turning upside down thing is starting to get to him. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8422 The grass, um sorry, the sky is always greener... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8423 Didn’t know the new season of stranger things was in 4D 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8424 Looks like Norm has taken man-spreading to whole new level. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8425 This is what happens when they take too long to come out with another season of Stranger Things: DIY Upside Down. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8426 That's contra-suggestible. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8427 I think Bob watches too much Netflix. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8428 I guess this answers the question in this week's article by Elizabeth Kolbert's! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8429 Life just feels so upside down lately 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
8430 Demagorgon, Schmemagorgon. This is the life! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
8431 He Changed from using Brand X and his whole world turned upside down 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
8432 I know, but his wife confirmed reservations 1.1515 0.03888 66 57 9 0
8433 Frank’s whole world has been upside down ever since he and Mary split up! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
8434 Since the fence install, Jerry has really been pulling out all the stops to ask about my day. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
8435 I bet he wants to talk about CrossFit again. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
8436 The grass is greener on the other side of the fence. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8437 He didn't move in he just flips properties. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8438 I've had enough of this high-rise living! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8439 After his DUI, he told me he was going to turn his life around. He's still fully an alcoholic. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8440 We're Star Wars. He's Star Trek. Any questions? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8441 Something tells me the tectonic plates are in motion. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8442 The new neighbors are so annoying. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8443 Wow! Climate change is really making these temperature inversions more frequent. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8444 That’s my neighbor Bob, he’s more of a calzone guy. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8445 Claude hasn’t been vaccinated yet. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8446 He takes things so literally. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8447 Don't wave back or he'll expect to be invited over. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8448 AT LEAST HE'S TRANSPARENT ABOUT BEING UPSIDE DOWN IN HIS HOUSE 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8449 I hate when he asks to borrow sugar." 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8450 It's been this way since the pandemic began. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8451 While very clever, this latest alien in a spaceship schtick will not fool us 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8452 Ignore him....his one-upmanship is out of control! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8453 I told you that Trump would turn the world upside down 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8454 Stoned again I see. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8455 he's always up to something. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8456 It may be parallel, but it looks like the same old universe to me. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8457 The hanging house. This is the future. Contact us for more details! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8458 Talk about raised property taxes" @newyorkercartoon 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8459 I did warn him I was going to turn the tables. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8460 I’ll Catch you on the flip side 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8461 Every day like clockwork, John goes for his morning constitutional. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8462 It looks like a good morning from here 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8463 Yeah, he's made a killing buying old houses and flipping them. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8464 Everything has been upside down since he moved in. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8465 Welcome to our cozy hood. I begged for the full-air plot, but no, Herb had to cheap-out for the no-view. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8466 It's going to take me some time to get used to certain things in this space colony. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8467 You watch "Stranger Things" too? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
8468 We got a good rate on an upside-down mortgage! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
8469 Hi neighbors. Enjoying the afternoon sun, right? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8470 ...and that’s BINGO! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8471 How does he do that? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8472 I really hate to disagree with Tucker, but I now have to believe the Earth is round. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8473 That’s the last time I make a pineapple upside down cake. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8474 Our Realtor said, “hang in there, the market is upside down right now!” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8475 So, 2020 is not just a metaphor to you ? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
8476 The neighborhood is turning over. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8477 Surely some revelation is at hand. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8478 Yes he is sweet, but it's been hard to really connect. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
8479 Huh, look at that. The grass isn't always greener on the other side. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
8480 If you ask me,Heaven is overrated. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8481 He’s certainly no David Harbour, that’s for sure. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
8482 Wait a minute...is he upside down or are we? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8483 S..t. Trump is back in town. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
8484 He can't get over inception. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8485 I know...I know...things really have been rather upside-down this past year. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
8486 He doesn't think he's God. He knows he's God 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8487 Steve is such a joker. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
8488 Would you like a slice of upside down cake or an apple turnover?" 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8489 Who wouldn't get tired of, "Fly Me to the Moon"? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8490 Neighbours these days... 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
8491 Our new neighbor, Mr. Escher. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8492 Covid19 , BLM, Climate Change, massive computer intrusions by foreign actors have all combined to turn our world upside down. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8493 I knew his house was upside down but now I think we all are. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8494 The Covid world really is upside down! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8495 Hey Jim. What’s up? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8496 He's my mirror man> 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8497 No offense Chad but your brownies were a little bland. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8498 He looks happy but I don't envy anyone who's upside down on their property. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8499 Some people just have to find a way to stand out. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8500 Nice guy, but he sees life through a prism. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8501 My husband took one look and got all excited. 'Jenny,' he said, 'somebody inverted the page!' He's out looking for more copies. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8502 It makes social distancing easier." 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8503 Len started watching Fox News recently ... 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
8504 I'm telling you, Margaret, this guy’ll do anything to try and infiltrate our happy hour! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8505 I am to the right, you are upside down 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8506 I thought so, too, but it turns out he’s South African. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8507 We’re thinking of flipping out house too 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8508 I told you that everything these days is completely upside down, didn’t I? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8509 The new neighbors name is Escher, he seems a bit off kilter. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8510 Yeah, he thinks I'm his friend. But since he insists on living in an upside world, I will have nothing to do with him. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8511 I still can't believe they never put it back...thanks a lot, Inception! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8512 Inception is so 2010, Dale. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8513 That’s the new neighbors. Seems they live in some ‘Alternative Reality’! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8514 He's been streaming "Stranger Things". 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8515 i keep being reminded of Paul Simon. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8516 I never did like his upside down cake. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8517 What an upside down world we live in, am I right? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8518 worms 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8519 I told you to stop watching Stranger Things. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8520 Why yes ! It is a topsy-turvy world. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
8521 He's a friendly neighbor but the Australian accent can be tiresome." 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8522 Seems like the whole world is upside down these days. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8523 I'm not looking, and I don't even want to think about it. Isn't it wonderful to be socializing again? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8524 Yeah, I really don't think this warrants a caption, either, but here we are. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8525 I heard he's trying to flip the old Johnson place. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8526 Yeah, these planetary near-misses are starting to worry me, too. But just once I'd like to sit in the privacy of my own backyard and not have a whole 'nother world watching. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8527 He seems happy enough in this topsy-turvy world we live in! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8528 He always said that he was going to heaven. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
8529 It's either the sky is falling or the "The Great Sandini" is at it again. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8530 Harry always had his head in the clouds! He could never seem to stay grounded. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
8531 Hi-MC-How-was-your-vacation? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8532 Things really got turned upside for Jim last year. He puts on a brave face, but I don't see how he can continue to live like that. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8533 Meh. I’ve already seen ‘Stranger Things’. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8534 I agree that the world is round, but as you can see, we're inside it. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8535 Now, this is a story all about how his life got flip-turned upside down 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
8536 He said he wanted to hang the moon. He figured this way it would be easier. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8537 Yes, Marge, as above, so below 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8538 Should we invite him to drop in for a drink? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8539 Normally,you don't see him around so much. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8540 Stranger Things fans are getting more intense by the week 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8541 Don't worry, the vaccine will return everything to normal. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8542 What time do you have? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8543 We texted back to the online broker that we had no issue with drones overhead. It’s 2021, and we’re down with the new-fangled technology. Turns out he meant to type: Dr. Ones. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8544 The realtor told me that this neighborhood really maximizes space 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8545 You know, it did not look like an Eichler. 1.1475 0.04578 61 54 6 1
8546 There's Topsy again, Turvey 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8547 Stranger Things Season 34 Episode 8: Nancy Finds Barbara 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8548 The world has turned upside down since we’ve been in the pandemic! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8549 I dunno, something's just a little 'off' with him.. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8550 He claims we are a perfect fit. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8551 He’s always been a man of few words. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8552 I told you, Maxine. The world is really upside down these days. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8553 Dale seemed like a nice guy when we moved in, but lately he’s been looking down on us 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8554 The new neighbour might be Australian. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8555 I guess it’s time for new bifocals, Marge. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8556 These Stranger Things promos are getting ridiculous 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8557 They must be binging on Stranger Things. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8558 You know, he does resemble Leonardo DiCaprio. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8559 His wife just put him in The Cloud again 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8560 You know, Alice, I never expected the City Council's innovative "Friendly Urban Density" proposal would actually be approved. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8561 He really ruins the peaceful atmosphere of our suburb. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8562 Wow, they’re defying gravity now? Gentrification really stops at nothing in this town. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8563 Only in New York!” [Does New York have upside-down houses? I don’t know, I’ve never been there. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
8564 Isn't he the guy who makes those upside down cakes? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
8565 I suddenly have a yen for upside-down cake. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
8566 I knew he had a double life! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
8567 I always look up to them. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
8568 He tends to look the other way. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
8569 The Australians are here. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
8570 I did not see that coming, did you? 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
8571 Brenda: I heard he went to Cancun Karen:I wanted to go to Cancun too but I’ve been home since 2020 because of the COVID. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8572 Not Everyone Views the World the Same! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8573 Looks like we have a very friendly new neighbor. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8574 UNITY. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8575 So Tesla has developed an electric drone. Phenomenal! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8576 He’s trying to keep down with the Joneses. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8577 Woman 1: Bill and Todd just bought a house in The Upside Down. Woman 2: Wow, everyone is moving out of this dimension. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8578 See? I told you that before long things would be getting back to normal. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8579 If he mows his lawn and the clippings fall into our pool again, we should really take this to court. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8580 Wasn't the last mirage taken out of the skies long ago. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8581 ¨just enjoying the view from above!¨ 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8582 And a topsy-turvy morning to you, Mr. Gallagher! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8583 Honey, Eddie has finally flipped his lid. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8584 I knew if he moved in he would turn everything upside down. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8585 Marge, I’ll never understand Texas. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8586 Look, that’s my neighbor Tom, he is a modern house designer 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8587 Damnit, there's Mike again. No sudden movements or he will literally drop in. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8588 I hate it how he always manages to turn things upside down 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8589 I usually ignore this sort of thing, but he's constantly spraying pesticides on his lawn. Do you think I should say something? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8590 I pictured God a little bit different. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8591 well Chanelle, the Davidsons did say the new buyers were a little odd. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
8592 Maybe we shouldn’t have stolen your son’s brownies 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8593 New housing market be like “we will give discount for 500k without the land” 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8594 He used to be the Jack of Hearts. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8595 These Mars flybys are getting a little too close for comfort. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
8596 I know he’s wrong, but I can never keep my glass or the pool filled. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8597 I've always wanted to see "Hamilton". 1.1455 0.04798 55 49 5 1
8598 Yeah, he keeps inviting us over for a hang. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8599 maybe the view is better from up there. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8600 He's been out of the matrix for quite a while now 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8601 It is the upside-down parallel universe. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
8602 I said, ‘Yes in my backyard’. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8603 I knew the world had turned upside down figuratively but this goes to a whole other level! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8604 The whole damn world is upside down this year. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8605 A shot of tequila, and world goes upside down! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8606 Hey, Fred! You and Bud want to drop down for a drink later? Play some Canasta? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8607 Our town is famous for its peculiar zoning rules. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8608 Is thatt Mr. Barnum or Mr Baily? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8609 Well, we are on Lower Edge Road. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8610 That's the Escher's House. I'm glad we stayed here. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8611 He's always been a show off! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8612 Oh my God, it's Trump! Pretend you don't see him. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
8613 The friendly waving I can handle. It's when he starts watering his lawn that I usually head inside. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8614 Farber's taking this astronaut thing a little too seriously 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8615 At least this new neighbor isn't screaming up & down our street that 'The Sky is Falling' like the last lady who lived there did!" 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8616 It is a kingly act to assist the fallen. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8617 All that matters is an angle you are looking at it! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8618 I bet he is on cloud nine now,that his mother-in-law is finally gone for good! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8619 I started Stranger Things 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8620 He’s living in 2019 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8621 Wow, this new season of Stranger Things is so relatable! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8622 He must really miss living in Australia 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8623 The Neighbor’s Gambit 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8624 Welcome to the set of Inception, who told you it was CG? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8625 🎶GRAVITY... IS WORKING AGAINST ME.. 🎶 . 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8626 I turned his world upside-down! 1.1452 0.03880 62 54 8 0
8627 It was the day the Earth folded up like a bamboo bed sheet. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8628 So, why are you folks up-side-down, anyway? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8629 Everything in the world,including my neighbor,is upside down right now. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8630 I invited him to come over. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8631 I knew he would turn the neighborhood upside down just to see over our fence! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8632 At least he doesn’t have a weeping willow. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8633 Hey neighbor how is the weather down there? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8634 We’re seeing a bit of an inversion as housewarmings make their way through the valley this week. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8635 Looks like Gerry heard about the redistricting. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8636 'time to get the upside down cake out' 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8637 Hey there! fourth dimensioners welcome to the nth. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8638 Well, they did say they were moving updown. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
8639 My relationship to Paul is really up in the air. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
8640 He told me he'd be willing to move anywhere that is available to be closer to me. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
8641 Ok, Sarah, yes, the world has turned upside down. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
8642 As you can see, he’s changed his point of view again.. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
8643 He's a bungee jumping instructor." 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8644 Air rights... 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8645 We're in The Bad Place, aren't we? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8646 Told you were at the Nexus.. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8647 They're our new neighbors. Apparently they moved here from the other side of the world. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8648 I guess he really his upside down on his mortgage 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8649 Happy international women’s day, Sara— Oh for fuck’s sake, THIS guy. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8650 Oh, I see your Australian cousin arrived 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8651 My neighbor is an extreme case of global warming 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8652 Well, they do say that it's peaceful beneath the waves. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8653 Is that that neighbor who gave us the apple pie with that funny tasting whipped cream? Oh no, he gave us the Covid vaccination! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8654 He sure is keen on that Australia move. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
8655 Canadiens bend over backwards to be nice! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8656 Hey guys, thanks again for letting me put this fence up. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8657 Hon, maybe we should just try the upside-down cake with pineapple next time - people seems like too much work.” - Laszlo B. (Norwalk CT 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8658 I had to go to the Upside Down to get my vaccination 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8659 What’s up with muralists? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8660 He's a friendly guy, and I think he flips houses for a living. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8661 I feel a breeze...the sun will be right back. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8662 Don't worry, it's one of those ocean optical illusions caused by the size of his swimming pool. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8663 Not sure if our neighbor understands what 'house flipping' means. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8664 My new neighbor is just out of this world. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8665 Oh that’s just Nigel, our neighbor from Australia! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
8666 I'm between fences about that guy 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8667 Oh him? Ignore him - just a techie trying to crash our neighborhood. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8668 Why don't you just ask me for your lawn mower, Bob?" 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8669 What a broad forehead! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8670 My neighbor's just crazy into world-building! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8671 Just wave back cuz the Welcome Wagon visit is not happening. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8672 How nice to see Australia opening up to us again... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8673 It looks like Australia is overtaking us. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8674 I guess it's a topsy-turvy world after all! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
8675 I heard his ex-wife is the president of the local HOA... 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8676 I was right. Roger was building castles in the sky. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
8677 Oh my! the water is so calm today. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8678 He was there when we moved in, but we thought he's just being contrary. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
8679 Just a normal Monday afternoon... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8680 I wish Joe would call before dropping in for a visit. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8681 I liked it better when He left it to our imagination. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
8682 Anti-masker?"..."Covid-denial?" Nah, just another "election conspiracy" nut.. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8683 Well, he's just the opposite of yesterday. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8684 It's all very draining. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8685 Look Alice! It’s my up side down neighbors, The uptown’s. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
8686 That is almost like Jesus, huh. No, Grandma. That is our neighbor, Mark. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
8687 He's beeen hitting the bottle again. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8688 They said life on Mars would be a little topsy- turvy, but . . . 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8689 Oh, Ted's still drawn to these daily temperature inversions. But he'll never abandon the congenital affinity he feels for oceanic upwellings either. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8690 I’ve heard his perspective of our neighborhood is quite different. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8691 Enough, we are moving! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8692 They call it “COVID fatigue”, but sometimes it seems as if the world has turned completely upside down. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8693 It's a new thing called subUPurban. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8694 Don't bother, It's UFO #69. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8695 Phil's also upside down on his mortgage. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8696 Upside Down People? There goes the neighborhood. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8697 Life in the suburbs can just be a bad joke 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
8698 Thats my neighbor, he pops over sometimes. 1.1429 0.04444 63 56 6 1
8699 Well, I did tell him to come over. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8700 No matter our remodeling upgrades and home improvements, he always has it over us! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
8701 I’m OK with the whole yin-yang thing. I just don’t see why the yang guy has to be in my face all day long. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8702 Hey Marlene, do you ever wonder if we're the ones that are upside down? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8703 Bill’s partner just left him, so his world’s kinda upside right now. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8704 What did I marry into?... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8705 « Remember Harry? He’s been gravity-reversed... they say it’s a new effect of climate change » 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8706 Oooh, now I see what they were singing about in 'Hamilton'! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
8707 That's my neighbor, Bob. I think he's been listening to Diana Ross again. . 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8708 When I told the universe I wanted a man on top of me, this isn’t exactly what I meant. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
8709 I see you've already met Gov. Abbott 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8710 Just ignore him. He's such an attention seeker! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8711 In the news today...Suburban Housing Density 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8712 You have to give him credit, he’s got your attention this time 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8713 Do you think he still believes that the earth is flat?” @newyorkercartoon 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8714 Frustrated by the film industry, Christopher Nolan tries his hand at neighborhood planning. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8715 They say he was in the underground 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8716 I can tolerate the bellowing and crude behavior, but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's crabgrass. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
8717 Well he said it turned his whole world upside down, but he's not copoing with it well. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8718 I’m not getting used to him hanging out there! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8719 we couldn't afford a house in the big space station 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
8720 Must be time for his weekly shake the dog poop out of the grass. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
8721 There he is and so superior! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8722 Gee, that Ultimate Heavy-Duty Extra Strong Hold super glue really lives up to its name!” 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8723 I hope his dammed mut is in the house. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8724 Look, Mr. Turvy is waving at us again. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8725 Social distancing’s made him flip 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8726 He had to be from the alternative universe to wake at us..while we only get the shrug here 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8727 This is a highly on demand neighborhood 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8728 Poor guy doesn't know he owes more on that home then its worth. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8729 I avoid talking to him. His mind's completely upside-down. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8730 We've been your neighbors for 12 years, and we get that your address is 6969 and that your house is upside down. It's not funny, and the thought of saddling up on your face and going eye to eye with your dick is fucking sickening. 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
8731 This coronavirus sure has turned the world upside down. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8732 That's Ted from No.69. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8733 He's been that way ever since the housing market flipped. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8734 Bob always takes the opposite view on everything. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8735 Wow, this upside down world finally makes sense 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
8736 We've been neighbors for 15 years, and I've never waived back. You'd think he'd get the hint. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
8737 That's one way to save on land cost. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8738 The crazy bastard is up in the air over our property line! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8739 Do you ever get the feeling that the world is caving in? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8740 Neighbors. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8741 I remember when the neighbor would just hide his face. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8742 Gentrification has taken a real turn 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8743 Who’s your neighbor? Oh, that’s Bruce, he’s Australian. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8744 Everybody’s into flipping houses these days. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8745 John had recently returned from a vacation in Australia and won’t stop talking about how everything now seems upside down to him since returning. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
8746 He's high again 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8747 'morning! Hubby says drop in for a beer later. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8748 It’s supposed to help with Covid. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8749 There's Dave again. Don't wave, he'll come over and it'll be a whole 'thing' after that. Every conversation with him anymore is so topsy turvy... 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8750 Do you think that's the unparalleled universe? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8751 Oh, that’s Our neighbor, Dr. Seuss. He’s always up to something over there. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8752 When I said "just come over" I should have been more clear. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8753 „Ehhhh, goes to Australia once...” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8754 Is that Gary again trying to convince me Tenet was a good movie? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8755 He keeps trying to convince us that building one of those rotating fence-bars is a good idea” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8756 That's Anthony. In case you couldn't tell, he's a vegan. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8757 The only drawback is the lack of privacy. The neighbors can see right into our yard. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8758 looks like it’s gonna be a cloudy day 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8759 @newyorkercartoons “I think our boom really flipped the next generation around” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8760 Let's wait a bit longer to introduce you. His whole world flipped upside down when his wife left. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8761 I don't talk to people who are upside-down. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8762 " Ignore him. 'High Fives' are SO yesterday." 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8763 Talk about being 'sky hi' 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8764 Ignore him. He is married. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8765 I can't quite figure out if he or we are living in the alternate world... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8766 There's Jack who lives in an alternate universe. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8767 Let me refill our drinks--kinda tipsy, so it looks like Poindexter, next door, found a new way to spy on us over the fence. Silly me. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8768 And that was the year that turned our worlds upside down 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8769 Don't look at him. If we ignore his attention-seeking stunts he will stop trying and go away. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8770 Strange. He's asking us why WE are upside down! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8771 The neighbors live in 2020. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8772 I guess he just took out another loan. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8773 I think you’ll flip for him too. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8774 Odd? Oh,I don/ 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8775 He just moved here from Adelaide and is having a little trouble adjusting. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8776 Since the World has felt so topsy-turvy, we thought we might as well make it official. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8777 My virtual reality zoom panel needs horizontal adjustments. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8778 I keep telling him the election is over. He just can't stand being on the wrong side of up. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8779 You should see his wife's pineapple upside-down cake. 1.1400 0.04051 50 44 6 0
8780 Just overlook him! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8781 3 seconds just before Demogoron shows up 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8782 The new neighbor takes Opposite Day VERY seriously. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8783 The day the world turned upside down 1.1400 0.04051 50 44 6 0
8784 Don’t make eye contact. He’s been cancelled. 1.1400 0.04957 50 45 4 1
8785 Haaaaai. ha ha ha ha.. ha ha... I just saw inside out. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8786 Hope you stay safe! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8787 That’s our neighbour Neville - great guy. Always able to find the upside of any problem. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8788 Apparently he's keeping up with the Joneses. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8789 I don’t know, there’s something off about that guy. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8790 Lmao that guy is upside down 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8791 Oh, that's M.C. Escher's grandson. Just moved in. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
8792 Social distancing has never been easier! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
8793 Wow, Martha. The world really has been turned upside down. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
8794 Oh shit, wait, I see it too. I heard you get visuals on this stuff but I don't think we're both supposed to see the same thing. Fuck. Did we ascend to another plane? Fuck. I'm bugging out. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
8795 Pay no mind Dear, it’s all under control 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
8796 I feel sorry for Jim. COVID-19 turned his whole world upside down. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
8797 My sister warned me he would turn my world upside down! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
8798 He wasn't invited, but he's likely to fall in. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
8799 He says he's not just in it for a flip, but I don't believe him. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8800 He couldn't get a laneway permit. 1.1385 0.03004 65 58 7 0
8801 He’s trying to catch me sunbathing again. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8802 Always look at the Upside Down 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8803 I don't think I know anymore, which one of us is upside down. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8804 Mars needs women. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8805 Don didn't get the gravity of the situation. Not with my sugar. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8806 The grass is always greener in an alternate reality 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
8807 No, I haven’t seen the movie Inception, why do you ask? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8808 ...and that's our new neighbor Fred the contrarian and, oh, look's like he's already gotten started... 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
8809 He was never the same after his trip to the moon 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8810 I told him this is what happened when you dig a hole in the backyard to Australia 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8811 He's one of the "Stranger Things" writers. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8812 See what? It must be the Covid vaccine. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
8813 Hey, you um up there, can you ask god up there when he will end COVID? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8814 Yeah, but the questoin is, has Big Pharma has just gone too far? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8815 Talking about the world being upside down. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8816 I told you not to turn us upside down. Robert Jablon rcjablon@aol.com 202-333-5332. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8817 It's nice to have such friendly neighbors. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8818 I hear he's looking into a "Loan Modification" 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8819 Have you heard of Covid hallucination? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8820 Don’t mind Ted, he’s in self-quarantine. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8821 Seems about right 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8822 At least he doesn’t look down on me. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8823 Thats the new buyer, the house is still in MC Eshcrow 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8824 Upside down...hmm...that just about explains things! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8825 Chip and Jo sure know how to flip a property. @joannagaines @chipgaines 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8826 I'm still upside down on my mortgage so who's to judge? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8827 Oh, take no notice...... that's the Joneses. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8828 It would be pretty hard to invite him over.” Skye Dyrenforth, Cambridge, M 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8829 He's been insufferable since he got the vaccine. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8830 Wow, China really could dig through to us! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8831 These asteroids seem to be getting increasingly closer. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8832 Well, when we bought the place we didn't fully grasp what the agent meant by a flip. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8833 Call me a Luddite, but I prefer regular reality. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8834 Friendly neighbors are just a pie in the sky 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8835 Real windy today, huh? How's your Sunday going? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8836 March 2020 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8837 It's hard to believe what a topsy-turvy world our world has become. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8838 "Did the TV weather person say about an 'inversion layer'" 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8839 He’s not getting the message - we just don’t see eye to eye. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8840 Whatcha making this moonshine with? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8841 Look what happens when you use an upside-down face emoji. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8842 See you tomorrow! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8843 I’ve been saying we need a higher fence. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8844 On the flip side, there is your neighbor. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8845 What did you say their name was? The Nolans? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8846 Fred's doing surprisingly well considering his whole world just got turned upside down. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8847 Well, that seems par for the course.” 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8848 Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8849 I suppose after time we will get used to this new solution to make new homes accessible in this over crowded and over priced market. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
8850 Our new neighbor looks a lot like Leo DiCaprio. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
8851 If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’ 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
8852 Tell me again what was in that upside-down cake. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
8853 Good you are able to swim 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
8854 They’re filming Oprah’s interview there; maybe we should let him flip over. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
8855 He is yet to realize why we let the dog out in his yard. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
8856 Bob seems to be taking his upside-down mortgage well. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
8857 He still hasn’t returned my anti-gravity boots. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
8858 The zoning laws here are a real hassle. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
8859 No ofFence, but... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
8860 True; the grass is always greener on the other side of the event horizon 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
8861 Hope his day comes back around. I’m afraid to ask him how’s he’s hanging in. Oh look wave back... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
8862 Just letting you know the reverse gravity doesn’t work on poo, so our apologies if you’ve been finding our leavings in your yard 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
8863 I heard they are gentrifying the upside-down from Stranger Things 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
8864 Yes, that’s Bert 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
8865 Another yard sail, Steve? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8866 That's George again, always trying new tricks to get into our above-ground pool. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8867 Can even Simone Biles do that? Talk about gymnastics. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8868 I'm never quite sure what's up with Mr. Jenkins 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8869 The weather report said there would be an inversion layer. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8870 He decided on a high risk mortgage. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8871 I shouldn't have taken the brown acid. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8872 They really get into that Pirates of the Caribbean movie, on Stranger Tides 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8873 He's a minority of one, but he does make a compelling argument. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8874 The listing promoted 3 bedrooms, two baths and a daylight basement. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8875 He's obviously had too much to drink. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8876 He's always been in his own little world. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8877 This has been happening more often since I switched to vodka. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
8878 It must be Turn over Tuesday 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8879 I apologize for the inconvenience. But, I wanted to see, how you both look like sitting together. 😢 . 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8880 oh alien finally came to take us 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
8881 That’s Carl, our new neighbor. I did invite him over, but... 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8882 Don't bother him...He is such an accuser ! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8883 My neighbour Tim, He's a String Theory Physics. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8884 At least they’re more than six feet away 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8885 Ever since I my wish to see heaven came true, I’ve been a lot less motivated. 1.1356 0.03790 59 52 7 0
8886 Have you ever heard of a Fata Morgana? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8887 He's upside-down on his mortgage. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8888 Sometimes I think John lives in another world. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8889 Jerry must be upside-down on his mortgage. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8890 He always turns things upsidedown. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8891 What some people will do for attention! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8892 We’re not on the same mental plane. Seems like his head is always up in the air 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8893 It’s always something with that guy. Yikes, he sees us! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8894 His life has been turned upside down since Covid. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8895 Jim through a big party last night. He got turnt! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8896 After my vaccination I hoped things would return to normal. " 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8897 Sometimes life really does turn things upside down. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8898 You're Right-- It IS like we live in 2 Different Worlds. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8899 Jim is always goin on about his "new perspective"... It's like,get over yourself. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8900 ”These screen savers are getting too realistic. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8901 I don’t quite understand these new social-distancing measures, but they seem to be working. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8902 Well, whadda you know ... Stranger things, eh? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8903 Everything has become so topsy-turvy since Co-Vid 19! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8904 Is this really how we're going to live post-Covid? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8905 He never mows his law, but on the flip side he is friendly 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8906 Holy dank shrooms! He just won’t quit asking about the Psilocybin patch. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8907 2021... our new ‘normal” 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8908 Grass is always greener 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8909 The grass is always upside down on the other side of the fence 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8910 Happened for the first time about a year ago, right before the pandemic hit. I should’ve realized it was a sign since Ralph rarely went upside down like that. Oh well. More wine? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8911 Well we always told Klossner he should try a different perspective. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8912 Mr. Billows managed to score the first upside-down house on the block. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8913 The new Australian neighbors are very friendly. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8914 Maud: Should I give him a drink or will he just float back down under where he was going at his farewell? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8915 POV: you're pubic lice 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8916 So, This is what the upside down is like. I think I have been binge watching stranger things for too long. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8917 Is this the new normal" 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8918 I sure he caught a glance of me sunbathing nude before the world flipped on its head but with our new arrangement he comes out every afternoon to say hi. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8919 Being our neighbor has really turned his world upside down. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8920 Remember the movie about a flying saucer and a cook book? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8921 1) "Geesh! There he is again" 2) "Yes, well, at least he's clothed today." 1) "I know. Don't you hate that Australian dangle!" 1.1333 0.04020 45 40 5 0
8922 I love living in a surrealistic world. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8923 I mean, he's a little weird. But he always has a fresh perspective. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8924 Literally this past year the pandemic has really turned our world 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8925 It seems to have something to do with this parallel universe nonsense. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8926 Too noisy! Would you mind keeping it down? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8927 I think we all feel the world’s turned upside down. Is it because of Covid? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8928 Things could be worse then being upside down on the mortgage. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8929 I've got a problem with my toilet, mind if I use yours?" 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8930 When he said his world was upside down he really wasn’’t kidding! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8931 Trumpism, turned your world upside down? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8932 They told me they're from Australia.... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8933 I can't argue he hasn't been on top of things. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8934 If you ask me, Mr. Wilson’s about 30 bubbles shy of plumb. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8935 New mortgage just dropped. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8936 Idk he’s always been oppositional 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
8937 what goes around comes around 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
8938 Oh, that’s just Christopher Nolan. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8939 That Inception movie is really overrated 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
8940 He’s actually really annoying. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8941 What did he expect!? He said the best bagels were from California! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8942 ‘’Look there’s Bill, he is doing the ‘upside down’ bit, yet again. Just smile and wave back.’’ 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8943 We thought suburbia would change his counterculture tendencies. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8944 The world is wrong we are right! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8945 Yeah lockdown sucks. But, on the flip side, at least we’ve got nice neighbours 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8946 can you believe the things he thinks are true? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8947 Ignore him, he likes to show off he is high class. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8948 -”What was the name of that movie again?” 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8949 I just can’t see it your way, I said. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8950 It's the "new normal." 1.1321 0.04695 53 48 4 1
8951 I don’t know if I’d want to spend my whole life in the cloud. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8952 I wonder what news the upside down world is bringing today. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8953 He makes me question everything in my life... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8954 This guy has ruined the neighborhood home values with his remodeling 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8955 It'll be like this until his short sale closes. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8956 For the first time,his forecasts are making sense to me. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8957 Oh boy, here comes Jesus and the The Upside Down Kingdom. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8958 Trump sure is missing his twwiter account. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8959 He's turned the neighborhood upside down. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8960 They say it takes three days for the world to turn back around 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8961 My new neighbor just moved from Australia. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8962 Wesley found a way around the CC&Rs. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8963 These mirages frequently happen this time of year. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8964 Yeah..he knows someone on the HOA. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8965 Alan have taken passive-aggressive neighbourliness to a whole new level 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8966 The world has gone upside down since COVID-19 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8967 After years making a living Incepting people, I was finally able to afford my dream home. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8968 Since when there was a swimming pool next door? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8969 Now who’s crazy? Planet Nibiru is real and it’s passing us by right now 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8970 John must have received his Covid vaccine. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8971 Don’t worry it’s almost spring. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8972 It all started with a cake. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
8973 COVID drinking has some benefits,I finally understood that Inception movie! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
8974 This neighborhood obviously means more than living side by side 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
8975 Maybe one of us should spit 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
8976 Yeah, he’s single and cute, but I just don’t feel the magic. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8977 hey, I just finished Stranger Things. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8978 Your neighbor is kinda hot for a snake farmer. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8979 He's a pest - just ignore him! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8980 Maybe we shouldn't have watched that movie. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8981 I think he's showing trying to impress you. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8982 He's always trying to be different. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8983 The world is so tupsy-turvy that nothing is a surprise any more. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8984 Did we miss the backyard cruise voucher? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8985 He's always thought he was above us, but this is going too far 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8986 That's odd, he's usually withdrawn or off kilter. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8987 Jane, our fence just doesn't do it, does it? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8988 ‘Honey I told you it was a bad idea to show the David inception’ ‘How was I supposed to know he was an architect!?’ 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8989 My neighbour is a sweet guy, but he still doesn't acknowledge the existence of glass ceiling. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8990 Hello neighbor....can I borrow your inverted ray gun? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8991 We just can’t keep upside down with the Joneses. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8992 The neighborhood really went downhill when the high-rise went in. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8993 Escher is such a dear sweet man. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8994 Global warming is doing a number on the clouds" 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8995 Would it be more tempting right-side up? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8996 Ignore him. He's an auditory illusion. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8997 Is that what they mean by an "upside down House" ? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8998 The pandemic is really turning things upside down. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8999 Reminds me of that song "Walking the floor over you". 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
9000 No, I haven’t been watching Inception too many times... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
9001 so, tell more about how the CBD will help me to relax? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
9002 Are we social distancing enough? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
9003 When he said catch you on the flip side I had no idea he was gonna be this literal. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
9004 He calls this one dropping in. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
9005 The world really is upside down lately. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
9006 Oh, that's Jack. He just got back from Australia and he's a bit jet-lagged. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
9007 As long as our value goes up, they can build the neighborhood wherever they want. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9008 You could say he took his address at 69 Lovers Lane very seriously. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9009 He is a Democrat. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9010 Hi there, neighbors. These sure have been topsy-turvy times. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9011 Close encounters of the fourth kind: Gina and Abigail were taught to ignore strange men, especially a passerby on a passing planet. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9012 Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9013 He's a flipper. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9014 - This "new normal" looks a lot like that Christopher Nolan's film about dreams within dreams we watched last night. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9015 He just moved here from Sydney. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9016 If you can't tell, Ned's a house flipper. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9017 I hope our chimneys don't scrape. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9018 Phil's a bit of a contrarian. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9019 He just has to be different 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9020 That's the neighbor's cousin visiting from Australia. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9021 I sure hope it's this pleasant when we get to our destination planet in a couple hundred years. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9022 Is that Cristopher Nolan again? Just ignore him this time. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9023 Put another shrimp on the barbie, and look your cousin from the states says hello. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9024 Don't stare, Mary, you'll just encourage him. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9025 I suppose 2019 me might have been surprised, but 2021 me has been through a lot. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9026 Are there alternate universes in the 'burbs? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9027 - Hey, have you seen my view? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9028 The world is still upside down, but Texas doesn't care. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9029 Sugar, then milk. I bet it's eggs this time. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9030 It has been strange since he installed that giant concave mirror. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9031 Well, it was designed by Escher. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9032 Its unusual I’ll give you that, but the magnolia paint job is so passé 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9033 He seems friendly enough, but his views are upside-down. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9034 How would you like to come to dinner last night? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9035 He's really into Peter Gabriels song 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
9036 I may need to reconsider my position on the wall. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
9037 It happened after his Australian vacation was canceled. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
9038 Is one of the symptoms of the COVID 19 vaccine is to see the neighbor upside down? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
9039 Is he Turvy or are we? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
9040 His home improvements add a whole new dimension to the neighborhood. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
9041 How do you like my Marcel Duchamp “Inception” ceiling? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
9042 Joe's big into conspiracy theories. Last week he claimed the sky was falling. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9043 Hello from the other sideee! I must've called a thousand timesss! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9044 The whole world seems like that these days 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9045 It's a weird neighborhood…we can't even agree on gravity. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9046 Ignore him he's confused. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9047 Ever since he voted for Trump I can’t accept his view of reality 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9048 He’s got the China Syndrome! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9049 It’s okay, everyone, Elon Musk says we’re living in a simulation 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9050 He still thinks he's in Australia. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9051 Did you notice the face of Abe Lincoln in the tree, there? Oh George, we never speak of him. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9052 That's Bob, he makes the best upside-down cake on the block. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9053 Our friends warned us when we moved into the suburbs that our neighbors would have some upside-down worldviews. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9054 He’s only friendly when he’s topsy-turvy high. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9055 We're so keeping down with the Joneses 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9056 He's always trying to impress me 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9057 Still adjusting to the ‘new normal’ 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9058 Ugh it’s Bill, don’t make eye contact. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9059 I'm tired of the neighbor's crap getting in my yard 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9060 The problem with the suburbs is the MAGA dimension 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9061 Hey Marge, I know the COVID lockdown has thrown our lives upside down 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9062 If you don't wave, he'll fly away. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9063 These new plans for infill are ingenious! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
9064 You wouldn't believe how much the last owners flipped the house for! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9065 Yea, he’s turned his world upside down. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9066 That's my neighbor,Hamilton. He lives in an upside down world. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9067 Roger has always wanted to live in Australia. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9068 Heads or Tails? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9069 I’m generally in favor of this new Neighborhood Watch program, but I just wish that he would wear pants. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
9070 No, that's not Stranger Things. That's just, Bill, our neighbor. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9071 He is truly a world apart. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9072 modern art sure is different 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9073 Is this the result of some new SOP after vaccination? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9074 Santa has to defy gravity to drop their presents. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9075 Don’t mind him, he’s always on the wrong side. Sometimes I think he does it just to be contrary. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9076 I hear his property taxes are unbelievable 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9077 Hey neighbors! Just took a look at this mornings interest rates! Thinking about the economy will turn you upside down! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9078 It's no secrete, his life went upside down, because his wife made him feel like he was walking on Egg Shells. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9079 They’ve moved up in the World. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9080 But how does it rain? What about gravity? None of this makes sense!” “Susan, it’s a Christopher Nolan picture: it HAS to be brilliant” 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9081 Love thy neighbor. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9082 I think we are going to need a mediator. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9083 How are you keeping those chairs from falling?? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
9084 Who is this Renssolk he’s talking about?... 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9085 His yard is neat, but his house is too topsy-turvy for my liking. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
9086 -"He looks happy." -"He doesn't know that he will fall with his house." 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
9087 That’s our neighbor, he thinks Marvel and Scorsese are BOTH bad. He’s pretty special, lives on his own plane. You get that smart, that dangerous, that cool and the rules no longer apply to you. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
9088 Who the hell does he think he is looking down on us? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9089 why do they always think they are SO superior to us! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
9090 Hi neighbors! Hey, can I borrow a cup of sugar? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9091 (Man) "Why are you upside down?" 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9092 Is this how you get a guy to fall for you? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
9093 zoning code 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
9094 Dyslexia, not like there is something wrong with that. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9095 This is what happens when you use crystals the wrong way. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9096 Ugh, that creep will do anything to get my attention! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9097 No two ways about it. The new neighbor voted for Trump. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9098 Alexa, play 'The World Turn'd Upside Down' 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9099 The HOA disapproved, but he kept everything above board. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9100 Just ignore him. He 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
9101 Just ignore him: he's been getting tipsy every day since the parakeet started ignoring him 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
9102 Gosh our huge hot tub water reflects everything! We gotta wear cloths from now on! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9103 A World upside down, still leaves room to see new friendships! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9104 You ever feel like the world is caving in on you? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
9105 When worlds collide,one may share their sugar and creamer. 1.1250 0.04459 56 51 4 1
9106 It’s just a matter of perspective . . . . 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9107 Before this, he was creeping me on Facebook 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
9108 In this crazy, upside down world of ours at least our neighbor seems friendly. Allison Brown, Hypoluxo Island, FL 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
9109 I swore the next town was Brisbane, California, not ... well ... you know. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9110 Fred wanted to buy that house, but I told him I didn't care how nice the kitchen was I could never get used to the orientation 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
9111 Largest swimming pool in the neighborhood he said. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9112 Don't let's ask her for cocktails 1.1250 0.03660 56 50 6 0
9113 But I thought it was midnight in their time zone! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
9114 And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9115 Am I alone these days in seeing much of the world as being upside down? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9116 I always have some quantum uncertainty on how to react. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
9117 I understand the new neighbours are home sick for Australia. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9118 It's a rare cloud formation known as “Over-friendly Neighbor” 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
9119 Are you surprised why we can't agree on anything. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9120 I see a man upside down waving at me from the yard of his upside house. I think my meds need a tweak. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9121 Neighbor, howdy 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
9122 We have a friendly neighborhood rivalry, but it’s hard to turn the tables on him. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9123 Apparently, it's an upside down and coming neighbourhood... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9124 He works for Google Back Yard View. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9125 Remember when the nearest planets were many lightyears away. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
9126 Meanwhile, somewhere on the US Canada border.... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9127 Some people will do anything to get an invitation. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9128 hunny, I think we're being incepted 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9129 Well, this is a story all about how, my house got flipped, turned upside down.. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
9130 „May I introduce, our new neighbor: Mr. Escher always a jolly good fellow!“ 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9131 I haven’t had the heart to tell him we can see everything that’s behind his fence. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
9132 Global warming caused a glitch in the matrix. Most of them are friendly if you just wave back... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9133 I know the markets hot but are we having the same Covid dream or that Larry finally flipped his house? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9134 No more ketamine for me 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9135 See, I knew that, eventually, things would turn up for him! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9136 You've just got to try Claire's uppity upside down cake! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9137 Ever since Craig started microdosing he's been a little upside-down 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
9138 Fences do make better neighbors. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
9139 I naively assumed our fence would be just as functional as it was back on earth when I bought the place 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
9140 I hope the vaccine will right our upside-down world. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9141 He flipped over our new landscape. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9142 The neighborhood hasn't been the same since I rented "Inception." 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9143 Well we'll never get the fence high enough now to keep out prying eyes.... 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9144 Hellooooo...down thar. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9145 Oh, that’ s our new neighbor, Walt, he’s from Australia.” 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9146 He got himself a big body mirror. He does that all the time 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9147 That’s more then 6ft 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9148 It’s the new neighbor who said he just wanted to hang out. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9149 He's from China. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9150 We don't see eye to eye politically, but such a nice neighbor. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9151 And now the terraplanists are folding themeslves 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9152 I always knew that house was a flipper upper.” -MATTHEW RUBINIC, New Hyde Park, NY 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9153 Maybe we shouldn't have eaten all those Mushrooms! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9154 Hello, Mr. Jones. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9155 Oh, I've thought about it, but there have to be some hidden drawbacks to getting an inverse mortgage. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9156 The year 3030 we now have control over time and space, Jerry obviously woke up on the wrong side of the planet again 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9157 Where exactly did you get that cup of mushrooms I borrowed from you? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9158 I don't think he's got a choice. He should just flip it... 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9159 He's been trying to get my attention ever since the world turned upside down. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9160 The sky 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9161 Ever since Cheryl left, Dave has seemed a bit lighter. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9162 Well, look at what the wind blew in... 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9163 It's a topsy-turvy world, eh Jen? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9164 It now makes sense what they say about COVID making everything upside down. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9165 That guy makes me nauseous. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
9166 Well despite what I said earlier he did say he'd move worlds for me... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
9167 ‘Your honest opinion: restraining order,or am I delusional ?’ 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
9168 The World Done Turned Upside Down 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
9169 This one just escaped from a bad dream. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
9170 'I hate it when the neighbor drops in.' 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
9171 I don't know. Visiting without masks and the world still feels upside down. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
9172 Back when I was a kid we had clouds that looked like fluffy cotton balls. Yessiree Bob, fluffy cotton balls. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
9173 The property developer is brilliant. 1.1212 0.03424 66 59 7 0
9174 That's the new neighbor, Adrian Acula. Apparently, he is a Doctor from Romania. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
9175 Just wanted you to let you know that in the parallel world Publisher's Clearing House is ringing your doorbell right now with their $7000 a week for life prize! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
9176 Unfortunately, if you flip your home at the wrong time you end up upside down! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
9177 The whole world seems upside down right now. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9178 'They say the new neighbor is Australian.' 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9179 Our neighbor is saying ih .” Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, New Yor 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9180 Inviting literalists to come over can be tricky. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9181 He just turned his world upside down. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9182 Good News! My cellar is dry now. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
9183 So your world is topsy-turvy, too 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9184 Meet my neighbor Bob, the one who's full of hot air ! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9185 I just can’t get used to the whole virtual neighbor thing. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9186 Oh so NOW he’s trying to be Friendly 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9187 Great neighborhood, we are not NIMBYs here! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9188 Looks like Dutch is up to his old tricks 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9189 The merry-go-round houses are fun to watch, be don't try to jump over the fence. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9190 New neighbor, his name is Baselitz 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9191 That’s my neighbor, but be warned he may start singing, “now this is a story about how my life got flipped turned upside down.” 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9192 Hey Jenny Penny, can I go with you to report this to the HOA? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9193 Now this is the story all about how His life got flipped, turned upside down 1.1207 0.03545 58 52 6 0
9194 Pete’s world is turned upside down 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9195 how he do that 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9196 Our neighbours are Australian. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9197 Now that we aren't sheltering indoors anymore, I realize Ned's text about the world being all topsy turvy wasn't just about the pandemic and the election. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9198 I was told the house was vacant. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9199 When there was a push to move people to Mars, I didn't realize that meant they were going to move Mars here. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9200 I didn't know they made mirrors that big 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9201 I told him not to refinance his house with a revolving loan. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9202 What happened to gravity law and order? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9203 That mushroom pizza was delicious! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9204 I guess we should bring an upside-down cake for dessert. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9205 Hi... , how are you! ( that's our neighbor. He's nice, but... I don't know, there's something about him. ) 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9206 Nice enough guy. Works at Los Alamos. or Nice enough guy. Teaches physics at MIT. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9207 He's a nice enough neighbor, but I hate it when he mows. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9208 As if this world wasn’t divided enough.” ? 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
9209 Hello from the upside down world. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9210 Martha, bob’s at it again. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9211 he’s really got it figured out, hasn’t he 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9212 „You can literally can talk to my subconscious.“ „Say Hi, it’s our subleaser.“ 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9213 The housing market has started to fall; literally fall with the occupant waving, goodbye! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9214 It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... our neighbor? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
9215 I can't believe he is outstanding in his field 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
9216 Looks like Steve got the vaccine. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
9217 The world has turned upside down but we've still got this guy as our neighbor 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
9218 I knew there would be trouble when he installed that reflecting pond in his backyard! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
9219 His mother dropped him on his head. It’s complicated. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
9220 Boy, he really did turn your world upside down. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
9221 Is he upside down on his mortgage or are we? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
9222 Oh, I hate him asking 'how's the weather down there? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
9223 Oh I think that’s called the upside down you know from stranger things. 1.1190 0.03737 42 38 4 0
9224 !SROBHGIEN YEH 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
9225 That’s our new neighbor Will. He likes it cold. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
9226 Even in a parallel universe, my neighbor sucks. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
9227 Worst microdosing batch ever. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9228 And hello to you too, Mr. Wayne. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9229 The opposite 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9230 The millenials don't know how to follow the rules 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9231 Our date went okay,but I found him a little too introverted. Richard Lehingrat Burnaby, BC 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9232 He has not yet gotten rid of this illusory superiority. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9233 Now watch me crop out Fred. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9234 I forgot to fill the pool. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9235 Oh wow, there goes Bill again. Looks like he’s still stuck in 2020. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9236 He’s in the upside down place. Stranger things, don’t mind him. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9237 Pretty much every streaming service these days has a house flipping show. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9238 : That seems right 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9239 Ok, I think this gentrification thing has gone too far... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9240 That's different. Usually, he just waves high. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9241 Some guys go to any lengths to impress a girl. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
9242 Poor thing. He tries. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
9243 It's his way of saying he's upside down on his house. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9244 The neighborhood has no rule against it. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9245 He's part of the Qanon anti gravity conspiracy. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9246 We're in the liminal space. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9247 We're still friendly, even though they're Q followers. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9248 We could do that sexual act standing up. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9249 I know his name is Escher, and I think he's an artist. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
9250 So none will you lamestream media types lay off when I say I can see Australia from my house? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
9251 It's a mixed up world, Lola. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
9252 Can you believe we're already in conjunction with Phil and Edna again? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9253 The HOA doesn't listen to me. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9254 If you ask me, their Kentucky bluegrass isn't blue enough. Where do they think we are? Iceland? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9255 Happy women-of-the-upside-down-world day to you two fellas ! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9256 Well, it took years but he really turned his life around. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
9257 This 'infill' development is getting out of hand. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
9258 Wow. Talk about a looser! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
9259 My cousin Fletcher finally decided to leave Australia and move to Larchmont. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9260 They say he's an Aussie. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
9261 It may be just a theory, but it works for me and for my Harry. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
9262 Ever since we put in the pool, he's been working on his landscape inverter. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
9263 Woman 1: Hey! What's UP? Guy: Just hanging around. What's DOWN? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
9264 Jeff’s a little worried, but I think it just is what it is. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9265 You musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
9266 When you said it feels upsidedown, I thought you meant figuratively! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9267 it’s great he’s trying to reach out, but visiting Tom’s house literally makes me sick. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9268 He has always seen the world from a different time space continuum. Just ignore him. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9269 It's his new weight loss program. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9270 Pay no attention to him. Johnson' 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9271 I know it’s not ideal, but it did solve the Me Too problem. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9272 Are we in a new episode of ‘Bosch’? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
9273 He's been bragging to everyone about getting vaccinated. 1.1163 0.04946 43 40 2 1
9274 He may look down on us, but I know he struggles with the upkeep of the place. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9275 Thats how difference works 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9276 SNAFU 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
9277 Now, is he a day ahead or behind? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9278 I’ve heard of having your “worlds collide” but I don’t think this is what they meant. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9279 Karen, look how they live in Australia. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9280 The HOA said we have to accept him as our neighbor. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9281 Even friendly Republicans seem upset. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9282 I don't recall the TV commercial mentioning this side-effect. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9283 You see, Marge, Stranger Things do happen. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9284 thats Timmy my knew neighbor. he gives me the creeps 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9285 He's an upstanding member of the community, but he does get things topsy-turvy. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9286 Have you met my new neighbor? He likes to drop by and say 'hello'. Nice guy. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9287 Instead of a wall, maybe we should have built a dome. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9288 Still think it's " fun living next to an illusionist?" 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9289 Don't wave back. He just wants attention. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9290 The only good thing about COVID is relaxing by watching the world go by 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9291 Ever since he wrote 'Upside Down Day' it's happened on this day every year. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9292 It's just a temperature inversion. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9293 Looks like John's mortgage is upside down. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9294 He said we’re playing the Inception soundtrack too loud. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9295 We really are in the upside down! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9296 The new guy will stop trying so hard once he realizes we’re not roommates. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9297 Joan, don’t clap. I hope he’ll get over this magician thing soon 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9298 Maybe he's right about his Flat Earth theory... 1.1148 0.03386 61 55 6 0
9299 2020 turned the world upside down, but this is ridiculous! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9300 Our closing attorney warned us not to fold the survey. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9301 Fucking Dave. That bitch-ass. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9302 We've never had neighbors like the Adams before. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
9303 Johnson walks to the beat of his own drum, wouldn't you say, Selma? 1.1148 0.03386 61 55 6 0
9304 Is he the opposite of a nice man or nice because opposite of man? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9305 Ah, the neighbor is trying flip sustainability on our heads 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9306 I can’t tell whether things are looking up or down for Bill 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9307 we must meet over our shared property line. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
9308 Don't get too friendly he is going to flip that house again anyway. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
9309 It's his mortgage. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
9310 I'm not doin' the Alternate Reality thing! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9311 Garry is way overly friendly. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9312 On Thursday it’s our turn 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9313 Did I say micro-dose? Sorry I meant, trip balls. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9314 Living in this neighborhood feels like a constant audition for the next JJ. Abrams movie. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9315 Oh! Look! Upside Down Edward is flirting with us again! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9316 I thought they said the vaccine had few side effects. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9317 It's the new welcoming committee. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9318 he's originally from West Philly, but after he got into a fight playing b-ball, his mother made him move out here with his uncle and aunt. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9319 The good old upside down switch over, Mo Be Us 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9320 This just looks like another one of your pyramid schemes. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9321 We need to stop watching Inception in the backyard. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9322 Ignore him, he's from a UFO 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9323 You hardly notice the increased density. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9324 Hey Sharon and Sue can I get my hedge trimmer back?? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9325 He’s an artist, name is Dali, and his paintings are the same as his home life. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9326 Now that’s an alternative reality 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9327 See? I told you Jim was getting delusional! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9328 I tell you, Martha, it's an upside-down world. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9329 There's Roger. Maybe he doesn't realize the world has changed with Biden's election. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9330 Ignore him! He's a little topsy-turvey. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9331 The infill zoning ordinance finally passed. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9332 I've told him I'm not interested,but I just can't seem to get rid of him. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9333 Hello a new neighbor! lived comfortable in this neighborhood? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9334 Verna and Alice’s Pretentions vs Bill’s new normal 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9335 This is why my homeowner’s association is against upzoning. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9336 Do you see things upside? Or have I just had one too many? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9337 Howdy neighbors! Apparently, anti-gravity is a thing. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9338 So this is Topsy-Turvy, Ohio. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9339 i hope that the planet melancholia don't crash into the earth 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9340 So yeah my new neighbor's Australian 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
9341 This year's gonna be less weird. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
9342 I suppose the name "Inception Villas" could have been a clue but the vendor finance was so good. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9343 There is a ceiling on voting by a show of hands 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9344 I’m sure Sir Isaac Newton is going to challenge this change to the subdivision CC &Rs! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9345 Is it me, or does the world still seem to be upside down even after Trump lost the 2020 election? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9346 It only looks weird when he lets out the dog. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9347 Hi! I'm upside down! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
9348 Oh, say can you see? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9349 - What is that? - The new “normal” 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9350 Looks like he was able to flip it, after all. 1.1111 0.03514 45 41 4 0
9351 Sometimes I just feel that the world is upside down! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9352 The AirBNB description didn't mention that Herb exists in this dimension... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9353 George belongs to the Proud Boy world. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9354 Gladys, I know our world has turned upside down but really gravity no longer exist? What next? Our pies will serve themselves? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9355 When he said he wanted to live in the clouds I didn't think he actually meant it! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9356 He is so ‘friendly’. He keeps saying i should come up and look at his Escherlings. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9357 The new neighbor appears more than ordinarily contrary today! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9358 He just has a different perspective....but he’s. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9359 Well....while our agent did mention that this neighborhood was going to be a bit "different'," she failed to go into much detail.... 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
9360 Hi ladies, getting up to anything this evening? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9361 Shall we ask him to drop in for dinner. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9362 We sure got a great price, but I didn't realize exactly what to expect when we bargained for a postage stamp-sized lot. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9363 Yeah, the world is upside-down. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9364 Oh, there's Joe. He loves our new mirror. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9365 Those units are half these down here...if you can used to it... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9366 ‘Oh dear, the world is actually winding up!’ 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9367 That's me living in an alternate reality 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9368 He’s not getting much work as a magician these days, let’s go inside before he tries to cut me in half again 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9369 Everything's looking upside down 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9370 Did you catch Fox News defending The Royal Family last night? Enthralling, right? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9371 I used to think our lives were upside-down, then Lewis moved in" 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9372 It's just his way of telling me that he liked my upside-down cake. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9373 May I join your VAK PACK? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9374 What about his furniture? 1.1091 0.04242 55 51 3 1
9375 He is always dropping names. Lately, he dropped the name Klossner……. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
9376 I don’t mind my Aussie neighbor, but his pet kangaroo keeps ending up in my yard. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9377 He never fails to wave. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9378 Just ignore him.. always likes to throw a little shade. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9379 Finally ten years later we now know that Fukushima drama didn’t impact us much here in America. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9380 bob’s whole world flipped upside down when he realized how easy it is to make banana bread. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9381 His grass is always greener...sigh. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
9382 Typical Christopher Nolan landscaping, effects-heavy and overly complex. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9383 Better get out our totems, Looks like the neighbor is testing inceptions again 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9384 This drink is stronger than I thought. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9385 Hey neighbor, got any sugar I can borrow? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9386 The world just seems so upside down these days. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9387 The new neighbor seems to be not quite right! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9388 I didn’t understand Interstellar. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
9389 Oh dear it's Friday again, my goodness I keep getting my days all flipped around... 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9390 Hey! It’s Pete, from the Underland? Yeah, I was wondering if I could borrow a spare ice cube tray 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9391 He has just finished watching WandaVision and now he thinks he is being mysterious. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9392 He thinks his yard is tops in the neighborhood, but it's really a matter of perspective. I don't say anything, though. I don't want to turn his whole world upside down. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9393 He’s such the classic boy up door. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9394 Who would have thought my favorite neighbors would be two awesome ladies.” - Bil 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9395 Guess I've gone a little bit loco." #sn 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9396 Well they did call for partial howdyness. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9397 He said since moving to the neighborhood, he doesn't know which way is up 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9398 He told his recent divorce turned his life upside down 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9399 Now this is the story all about how, my life got flipped-turned upside down. I like to take a minute, just sit right there... 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9400 So, he married this chick Amelia, a divorcee. She'd kept her ex's name. Smith or whatever. He never knew her maiden name — Bedelia. One day, he tells her he wants to buy this house, fix it up and sell it, right? But, crucially, what he says is, 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9401 I’m confused. Is Joe upside down or are we. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9402 You keep waiting for the other shoe to fall,but it looks like you have a bit more coming. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9403 Still not gonna date him 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9404 Hope his seatbelt is fastened, he's in for a rough landing. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9405 “OK, I know this is a dream and I get the symbolism of an upside-down world. But how should I interpret him waving while he’s doing a crotch grab?” 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9406 Anyway you look at it, they're quite eccentric neighbors. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9407 It’s about time, I thought he’d never come around 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9408 I hear this Chris Nolan guy is real nice. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9409 Like I told you before, the new neighbors are really backwards. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9410 I guess you can be a comedy genius and a pedophile monster at the same time. Do you want another diet coke? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9411 That's the new chap next door Stephen, Strange isn't he? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9412 That Dramamine really works - now I can enjoy being outside again! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
9413 It's called gravity ... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9414 Looks like Bill got his Fata Morgana working again. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
9415 At this point, the Jones’ have outdone themselves... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9416 He lives his truth, we live ours.” contes 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9417 'Is she still at Oprah's? Must be, their house looks upside down!' 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9418 unexpected result of United States v. Causby 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9419 I’m not saying our zoning laws are perfect but your not-over-my-backyard attitude isn’t helpful 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9420 This new ZoomPortal service is worth his weight in laundry 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9421 I guess Joe really let the pandemic turn him topsy-turvy. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9422 There goes Harry again! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9423 Symptom of latest Covid variant? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
9424 Is it HIM living in a topsy-turvy world, or is it US? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9425 What was the name of that real estate agent again? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9426 That’s just our Australian neighbour waving goodnight. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9427 He's friendly enough, but I couldn't date someone consumed in an entirely different reality. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9428 Nobody ever waives to us anymore. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9429 Maybe we’ve had too much Rosé? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9430 I know but the school system in the upside down is unparalleled. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9431 Just as I predicted, everything is back to normal 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9432 Inconvenient? Perhaps, but he’s up and I’m down for the challenge. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9433 My late husband moved next door to watch us over. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9434 The grass is always greener on the upper side... 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9435 For all the talk about the wild west, I think that direction is quite tame 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9436 look it's Steve from the down under 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9437 At least I know my life has been turned upside down, that doesn't have a clue. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9438 The swanky new neighbor 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9439 I don't think he cares that the world's been turned upside down. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9440 He was such a stuffed shirt. But, now, he's trying to sell a middle ground. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9441 Last night I told him I'm over him. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
9442 It's not as clear since he took the hat off. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
9443 I knew we were in Stranger Things. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9444 And you said this was lemonade? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
9445 Don't worry. I try to live Nolan's movies every time I see them. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
9446 Things have really turned upside down this past year! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9447 The sky's not falling yet 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
9448 If only we could get rid of this flipping neighbor… 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9449 I've heard about lot splitting but this is going too far 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
9450 Ahhh. Dream within a dream.. Good one... 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9451 We'll see how neighborly he is in Fall. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9452 THC in the wine has quite a kick! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9453 It must be in the water 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9454 The whole world has turned upside down during this pandemic. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9455 Stop trying to keep up with the Johnsons 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9456 He still needs to walk here. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9457 You have a great view of the International Space Station! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9458 Seems like even the alternate universe is upside down 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9459 How did the world ever get so topsy-turvy?! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9460 That wave of his is just him gloating again that my yard is the one that is upside down. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9461 You put in too much rum.” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9462 So first they went upside down on their mortgage.... 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9463 The cartoonist had a bad night! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9464 He thought he could turn my world upside-down. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9465 He really turned my whole world upside down 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9466 Me and my friend swiping left on any guy that doesn’t look like Chris Evans 👋👋 1.1020 0.03254 49 45 4 0
9467 BINGO - Finally! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
9468 ‘Oh god, he’s right behind me isn’t he’ 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9469 Every feel like things are starting to turn upside down? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9470 Is your new neighbour waving at us? Or is it just gravity? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9471 I know the world seems topsy turvy but ... 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9472 I told you the whole world is turned upside down since this pandemic. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9473 How’s the view from the Upside Down? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9474 He goes out of his way to be friendly;. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
9475 He’s got a beautiful floor lamp chandelier. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
9476 oh that’s just my neighbor shooting her music video about how it’s been her all along. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9477 Where are you from? KASHMIR !... India or Pakistan? Shut the fuck up, it is just Kashmir 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
9478 This not the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen today. You would believe me if I told you, Marge. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9479 He’s out of this world. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9480 He has been all over the neighborhood since he got his drone. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9481 I think he's overreacting. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9482 He got really into physics during quarantine. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
9483 He is still lockedup. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
9484 Is this what climate change can do? Things can go upside down? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9485 Howdy! Still trying out psilocybin? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9486 He's friendly enough, but we don't see him often. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
9487 I love him, but he's living in a parallel universe. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9488 He's friendlier than he used to be. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9489 I’m tired of the upside-down smiley face. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
9490 Don't worry, he's not there forever. He's just passing by on his way to oblivion. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
9491 My new neighbor’s a pilot for Quantas... and I think he’s smiling. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
9492 I really don't think so; if this *were an alternate universe, he'd be a stud muffin, wouldn't he? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
9493 This is not what I envisioned when I invited our new neighbor to drop in and say hi. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
9494 I think that philosophers take ontological relativity wat too seriously. Jake Ashburn, Columbus, Ohio 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9495 It’s better than being underwater. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9496 Oh my goodness, the earth is falling!" 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
9497 Why are we on the wrong side of the earth? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
9498 Yep , Baselitz lives next door . 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
9499 - Are we upside down? - I think we should be worried in case he is a palindrome. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9500 He didn’t joke when he said he was gonna bring the perfect illusion to the world! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9501 I knew we shouldn't have moved in next to Christopher Nolan! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
9502 I know that the world turned upside down but did not believe Fred would be there as well to look down on us now. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
9503 That’s Ned with his fire hand, showing off again. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9504 Tina and Lisa always felt Bob lived a little too much on the edge. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9505 What's Jack doing? Just hanging in there. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9506 It’s the sunsets that ground me, when the neighbor gets the chimney smoking it’s just breathtaking 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9507 When did Christopher Nolan get into neighborhood development? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9508 lkn;lkn 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
9509 It’s the new map. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
9510 That's Steve, our new neighbour from Australia. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
9511 When did the Australian family move in next door? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
9512 Have you met our new neighbor,Christopher Nolan? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
9513 He's been obsessed with figuring it out ever since he saw Inception. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
9514 If my world was upside down, I could never be so chipper. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
9515 Does he have planning permission? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
9516 He just does ‘get’ the whole gravity thing. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
9517 I told him, I only date adventurous types. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9518 He's only had his first shot. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9519 Wow! The world really is getting smaller! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9520 Seriously? We get it Bob, you’re a Missy Elliot fan! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9521 Looks like Frank is locked out.” “I’m not surprised; his hide-a-key nearly killed me last week. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9522 May want to clean your chimney, Bill! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9523 I've been zoomed. Linda Koenig 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
9524 It's a little strange but the view is pretty good. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9525 The infill development refs may need a tweak or two. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
9526 And here I thought our bathroom is a mess 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9527 I am legend! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9528 The world as we knew turned upside down but I'm still your neighbor. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
9529 It’s good to see him smile after his world was turned upside down 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
9530 When you said that COVID-19 had turned your world upside down I though you were using a figure of speech. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
9531 he lives in an alternate reality 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
9532 Ignore him. All he talks about is kangaroos and Foster's lager 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
9533 Frank’s been a bit topsy-turvy since his wife died. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
9534 Has the virus really turned the world upside down? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
9535 After a year of this, I have to admit I’m starting to see things differently. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
9536 Trump's waving! Don't wave back! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9537 We have an up-and-down relationship. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
9538 I tell you Jeanne, nothing has been the same. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
9539 Hey Pascal, what's up? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
9540 Ever since he moved out, he seems to have turned his life around! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
9541 Don't mind him, he's from another planet. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
9542 My husband has been acting a bit backward lately. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
9543 It's an alternate universe, sure. But I'd still swipe right on him . . . 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
9544 How do you get rid of a mansplainer?" "Oh, the refraction method! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
9545 Well it finally happened....my business is upside down. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
9546 He's the HOA President. He thinks he's above us. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
9547 Sure, you can pay your mortgage with Bitcoin." 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
9548 I tell you Mabel, this whole world’s gone topsy turvy ! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
9549 I heard he was upside-down on that house. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
9550 Sigh. The sky’s always bluer on the other side. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
9551 Looks like Bob finally started Stranger Things. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
9552 Their pool wasn’t deep enough ... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
9553 You see my neighbour over there? He thinks he's spider 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
9554 what's all this about now 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
9555 Don't worry, it took me some time to get used to living at the end of a parallel universe, but you'll get used to it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9556 He's been like that ever since he saw that film 'Inception' 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9557 The earth isn't flat,it's a sandwich! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
9558 MULTIVERSE ACRES Should've Been The Tip-off! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9559 View from my window 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9560 Microdosing? What am I, an amateur? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9561 Life in a parallel universe sure debunks the laws of gravity. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9562 His world was really turned upside down when this whole COVID thing started. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
9563 They were not kidding when they said they would create the world of the dream and bring the subject into that dream. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9564 He's Toyah Willcox's husband, so of course they turned suburbia upside down. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9565 Global warning is really getting out of hand 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9566 this is called the new normal 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9567 Where are my glasses? My world is literally upside-down! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
9568 The house was listed as North Brooklyn 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
9569 This is 69 Main Street ... he lives at 96 Inverted Avenue. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
9570 Thanks, Greg, but I think we're good on that wild mushroom risotto. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9571 He went to that great suburb in the sky... lower property taxes by the way. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9572 oh, now he’s just showing off 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9573 Hell of a hedge guy Gary has, huh? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9574 When he told me to 'look on the sunny-side because his house would be over-easy and not runny,' I thought he meant construction. Not eggs. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9575 It's the new super zoom outdoor version, he's calling from Australia 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
9576 This year has certainly turned much upside down. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9577 Jeffery will likely never recoup his investment in his home. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
9578 The developer called it a 'cul-de-sac hack' 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
9579 After an afternoon of sinking margheritas, Rita and Louis agreed Charlie appeared quite topsy turvy. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9580 Wait... I thought you said your Totem stopped spinning...” #inceptio 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
9581 They support the monarchy 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
9582 Oh that's Jerry, he has a plant shaped just like his hand. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9583 Looks like @netflix is at it again with the @strangerthingstv guerrilla marketing. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
9584 Oh, he hasn’t gotten the vaccine yet... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9585 I should have known, their address is 2020 Unprecedented Avenue 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9586 Turning sexual harassment upside down, one lech at a time. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9587 They're quite friendly, considering ... 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9588 i wonder if this could get as many likes as that ship 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9589 Hey! It's Matthew McConaughey from that Interstellar movie. Looks like he is enjoying his quarentine. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9590 You know, I was on the fence about this place, but you know what? I like it. s 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9591 The neighborhood has a friendly atmosphere. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9592 How long has it been since your house has been worth more than what you paid for it? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9593 At least we know that we aren't missing anything in heaven! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9594 Hi, Dave! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
9595 Bill’s been eating too much pineapple upside down cake again. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9596 Are we upside down or is he?” “Everything is upside down. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
9597 Oh, Hi mark (sighs) 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9598 Yeah, he’s just still really into Stranger Things. 1.0882 0.02760 68 63 5 0
9599 Since quarantine Bob has been getting very creative with his air high fives 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
9600 It turns out that my world being turned upside-down isn’t half bad! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
9601 Are we up or down? Theoni Kaziani, Boulder, Colorado 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
9602 Do you have any Vegemite I could borrow? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
9603 The earth is a ball, a hollow ball. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
9604 Well Mildred ‘Stranger Things’ have happened in this neighborhood. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
9605 My neighbour's mortgage exceeds the value of his home? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9606 It's a topsy-turvy world living in the suburbs. Take Ed up there for instance. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9607 we just have to adapt to the new normal, you know? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9608 Yessire, it sure feels great to have things back to normal now that everyone's getting vaccinated. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9609 Herb and I are total opposates. His mind is in the clouds. I am more down to earth. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9610 My point Susan, even though Jerry’s world is upside down, it is still a flat earth. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9611 We’re working on bi-partisan communication 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9612 The Joneses went upside down trying to keep up with us. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9613 I think our new Aussie neighbor is homesick. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
9614 The new norm has finally found a way to infiltrate the socially anxious. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
9615 As as Frenchman once said "C'est le monde à l'envers ! “ 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
9616 He's a nice neighbor, but he always wants to show off his newest dive. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9617 Will you turn the light off 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9618 Bob ?! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9619 Sounds Australian. Continental drift must be speeding up. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9620 Jim will do anything to get my attention. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9621 He’s like an eight year old. He always gets my attention before jumping in the pool. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9622 Another neighborhood tear-down gone bad. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9623 I thought only Fred 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9624 His mortgage is more than his house is worth 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9625 This neighborhood really improved after all the Trump supporters moved to the Upside Down. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9626 [...] on the flip side 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9627 Good morning Bizzaro Frank! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
9628 Steve just moved here from Australia. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
9629 Don’t show your panic or you will be the weird one. Greet with smile. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
9630 The Upside Down was way more scary in Stranger Things 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
9631 The neighborhood comes with a lot more upsides than I ever expected. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
9632 That's Joe, he's a little wacky but there's an upside and a down. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9633 My husband is more social in a parallel universe. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9634 Inception! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9635 He's a new neighbor. Says he moved here from California. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9636 So Dave's wife really wanted to move up here from their home in Australia because she hated the weather and politics, but he said he could never leave their house behind as it had been in their family for generations. So they compromised. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9637 When Herb said they were moving to Mars, I did not think it would be so soon. Looks like we have a lift-off. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9638 He’s a bit irksome, but really quite friendly. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9639 Odd and friendly this time? But I don’t think he is delicious 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9640 oh hey, i guess it’s true that extremists on both the left and the right are the same, and occupy the place where the ends of the spectrum touch and make a circle. life sure is funny. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9641 Sure, he’s friendly enough, but trust me, there’s something off with that guy 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
9642 am i seeing something? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
9643 Mr. Snooty, just ignore him—thinks he's above us! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
9644 No dear, the remaining balance on his mortgage exceeds the fair market value. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
9645 So, is this what happens when you live on Inversion Street? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9646 Looks like he finally got his diarrhea under control. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9647 Don’t wave back or he’ll think we think it’s acceptable. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9648 That’s my new neighbor who just moved here from Sydney. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9649 The grass really IS greener on the other side! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9650 : lonely Australian greets friendly neighborhood lesbians from the US. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9651 He’s always asking if we want to hang 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9652 And I thought "blursday" was going to be the strangest effect of living in a bubble... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9653 Hey Will, welcome to Hawkins 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9654 These new lenses are on steroids 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9655 Upside Down Cake 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
9656 Keeping upside-down with the Joneses 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
9657 FRED ALWAYS EXAGGERATES! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
9658 He got a great deal, other than it being a Superfund site. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9659 It's our neighbor from the alternate Universe. Swings by from time to time to say hello. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9660 Another man who still hasn't learned to unlock his screen... 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9661 Don’t look. He’s just showing off again. We 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9662 Don't mind him. He's schizophrenic. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9663 Our new neighbors are so uppity! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9664 Why are Australians so cheery? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9665 That drink really made me feel so topsy turvy 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
9666 He's been overly uppity. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9667 I KNEW he put the mirror in upside down!! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
9668 You're right, Delta 8 is weed. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9669 I didn't know the neighborhood vaccinations had started! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9670 I’ve heard of hitting the pandemic wall, but are they hitting the pandemic ceiling? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9671 I told you... binge watching ‘Stranger things’ is a bad idea... 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
9672 Hey! My Dog is sucking my dick right now! I don't have to hide it anymore,I get dome from my dog on the reg. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
9673 Way to mess with the Nextdoor crowd, Jim! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
9674 If I was on that plane with my kids,it wouldnnewyorker.com 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
9675 My shot is scheduled for next week! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
9676 Louise, I think the glass ceiling barriers are taking new shapes these days 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
9677 Ever since Frank discovered how to bend the law of gravity to suit his will, he’s been such a bore. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
9678 The pull in this neighborhood is electromagnetic. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
9679 Christopher Nolan is a surprisingly good neighbor @samspurlin 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9680 I know our world 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
9681 Property values have gotten so bad around here I see that Stan's now upside down. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9682 It’s the timer for my upside down cake... 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9683 See you on the horizon! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9684 Son of Mere Man, Mirror Man. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9685 He’s been one-upping us ever since we built the new addition. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9686 He just moved here from the city, trying to figure out suburban life. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9687 Typical neighbour problems in Hawkins, Indiana 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
9688 That is where Lionel Richie grew up 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9689 cringe ultra trot anarkiddie radlib cia shill succ dem revisionist sjw read theory read lenin liberalism more like the highest stage of cringe bro productive forces imperialist hypocrite us badddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd 1.0741 0.05188 54 52 0 2
9690 Republican confusion: what will happen with, Donald Trump 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
9691 Get an Upside-Down Morgage, the're Fun! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
9692 That’s just our neighbor from up over. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
9693 Everything is topsy-turfy since I left him. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
9694 He is our neighbor Paul practicing extreme bend-over-backwards. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
9695 And I thought our lives were upside down! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9696 Stairway to heaven"! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
9697 Oh him? He’s really into trapeze I’ve heard. We need to put up a net. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
9698 It’s been like that ever since he lost his wedding ring. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
9699 Apparently, “Inception” is his favorite movie 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
9700 New York State is upside down and backwards; high taxes and low performance. The New York State government was at one time a national model. Now, unfortunately, it's a national disgrace. At least, that's what Cuomo said. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9701 My new neighbor is constantly looking down on everybody, and his leaves always end up in my yard. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
9702 Oh, that’s Mr. Nixon, but he spells it “Noxin”. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9703 Is your totem still spinning? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
9704 Pandemic’s just made him worse 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
9705 It’s something he saw on Instagram. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9706 Nope, not going to fall for that “updog” trick 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
9707 ...and that's why I didn't vote for Christopher Nolan. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9708 He didn’t know what was up or down long before this; he’s learning now. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9709 He keeps saying, ‘it’s not you, it’s me that has the problem’ but I’m starting to doubt that. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9710 HOA is gonna have a fit... 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9711 Sad! like so many he must be upside-down on his mortgage 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9712 with climate warming, Canada will turn the world upside down 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9713 He always goes and returns. But this time, he'll must do more than a little effort 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9714 It's a mirage. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
9715 I think he said "put another shrimp on the barbie!" 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9716 Looks like his experiment with levitation succeeded. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9717 Have you noticed how topsy-turvy everything seems lately? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
9718 He’s drunk again. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9719 Wow! This drink has some hangover! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9720 I'm still head over heels for that man! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9721 It's so much easier for him to drop in this way 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
9722 Well, the neighbor finally turned his frown upside-down 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9723 That grass IS greener dude. Roll another one. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9724 Karen, don’t you think Bob took Overhead a little too seriously? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9725 I guess his world has been turner upside down. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
9726 Back to practicing hexes again eh Sandra? Well please put Tony back, but keep at it.” (sip - smirk 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
9727 It’s a quiet street but the neighbors are a little backwards 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
9728 He's hoping we've forgotten his advice to sell real estate and stocks because Covid was going to destroy all the markets. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
9729 WDPD W,I ‘WDPDW I don’t know what Mr Palindrome is on about?! (Handstand No Ambigram) 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
9730 The view was great until the goddamn Uptons moved in!" 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
9731 Are you going up to meet the new neighbor? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9732 Looks like we've scored a waiver - from his upside down world. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9733 Have you seen 'Stalker'? This isn't really like that 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
9734 Watch out! He's know to drop in without any warning. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9735 It's an upside down world ... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9736 I’m gonna take a break from these. I don’t have the spark any more. Hopefully soon. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
9737 Something just seems 'off' with the millennials. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
9738 That His-Dark-Materials-style alternate universe keeps getting more apparent each time they redistrict. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
9739 Global warming, huh—who woulda thunk? @_kemme 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
9740 He owns a successful business but is really up to earth. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
9741 That creepy neighbor again, he's really been upended by the pandemic! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
9742 We should have objected to his planning permission 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
9743 We're not crossing the border Jo. He looks far too happy. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
9744 These days with the Covid crisis and all, the world loos upside down! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
9745 Neil really has been eating too many mooncakes during quarantine... 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
9746 Cobb was now unsure if that top stopped spinning 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
9747 I knew Selleck was a crook. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9748 The pig says “My wife is a slut” 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9749 Dear, dear there goes Dougal again with his "gravity inversion" thingy... he must be wearing a kilt today. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9750 In the garden of a picket-fenced suburban house, a couple is seated on cheap plastic chairs. Above, there is another house, identical in build, turned upside-down along with its respective fence, from which a man is waving to them a neighborly hello. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9751 He's had the wrong idea since I used inverted commas. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9752 Flipping is clearly not Bob’s strong suit. He tried to flip me once and we are still together... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9753 There's old whatshisname. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9754 our new neighbour seems to be very contrary today 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
9755 You see to what extent he'll go just to prove his point that there is a parallel universe?! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9756 SIMBA 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9757 Uh oh, Harold has turned things upside down again. There goes the neighborhood! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
9758 Yeah, he said yesterday his world 's upside down. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
9759 I really don’t know how George already received his vaccination, We’re in the same age bracket. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
9760 I told you the neighbors were weird, they’re almost upside down 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
9761 Don't worry. Seeing this isn't any weirder than that ship floating in air off the coast of England. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
9762 He'll never convince me to accept his world views. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
9763 Nice guy, but he’s always been a little screwy. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
9764 Day of the woman just doesn't work for me. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
9765 Yeah, he's a little overbearing sometimes. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
9766 It might only be an ‘Inception’-like nightmare, but there are no Covid-19 restrictions here, so I’ll take it. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
9767 Look Agnes, in this topsy turvy world they've printed our neighbor upside down. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9768 Pay no attention to him. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9769 He hasn’t gotten over having to move to the US from Australia. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9770 It Always seems different from the outside. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
9771 Smart ass neighbor. He's always so flip with me. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
9772 Some people are so needy they will do anything for attention... 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
9773 Always a bit of an elitist.... 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9774 I don’t know about this new subdivision. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9775 Yes, dear... I've been waiting for someone like him for a long time to fallen from the sky. But stay calm, after him will ripen, he will fall down by himself! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
9776 Now we’re neighbairs! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
9777 Turns out those house flippers were surreal estate agents. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
9778 Napoleon sure farted a lot at the aquarium. Good thing he pays his property taxes. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
9779 Looks like Fred found his lost bitcoins from 2008 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
9780 Instead of a reverse mortgage, he got a reverse gravity." 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9781 He is right up someone’s alley 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9782 Friendly new neighbor, brought me an upside-down cake 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
9783 An upside-down mortgage is simply a mortgage in which the owner owes more than the house is worth. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
9784 Ignore him! He's just a glutton for attention. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9785 Hey wassup! 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0