Contest #746


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746

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “So that’s where all the furniture went.”
  2. “Don’t make me come up there.”
  3. “Just as I thought. There’s nothing going on upstairs.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-03-07T21:37:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-03-21T20:38:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-03-15T20:37:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 22, 2021
Number of captions 9585
Number of responses 1124620
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I forgot what I came upstairs for. 1.9341 0.01050 5902 2127 2037 1738
1 Those better not be my good rocks. 1.9228 0.01143 4766 1681 1772 1313
2 On second thought, put them back in a circle. 1.9169 0.00988 6126 2111 2416 1599
3 How about you do a little more hunting and a little less gathering? 1.8998 0.01051 5538 2000 2093 1445
4 For God’s sake George, put on some underwear. 1.8930 0.01164 4849 1880 1608 1361
5 I can't remember what I came up here for. 1.8923 0.01145 4913 1874 1694 1345
6 Well, just look at you, Mr. Homo Erectus. 1.8842 0.01344 3575 1385 1219 971
7 Marry a hunter or gatherer," they said. "But he's so creative," I said 1.8795 0.01030 5694 2103 2174 1417
8 First a "wheel" attached to nothing. Now "stairs" to nowhere. No wonder everyone thinks you're a Neanderthal. 1.8739 0.01117 5202 2056 1746 1400
9 Is this another one of your pyramid schemes? 1.8709 0.01090 5292 2050 1875 1367
10 I'm sure this time. I liked it better facing the other way. 1.8701 0.01169 4488 1706 1659 1123
11 It’s a rock classic. I’ll call it Stairway to Heaven. 1.8600 0.01090 5486 2224 1806 1456
12 Half a million hunter gatherers on the continent and I go ahead and pick the one engineer. 1.8575 0.01186 4175 1565 1640 970
13 First a wheel, now stairs. When are you going to invent something useful? 1.8552 0.01068 5498 2179 1936 1383
14 Did you even look at the instructions? 1.8540 0.01023 5658 2181 2141 1336
15 Frankly, it strikes me as a solution in search of a problem. 1.8520 0.01140 4589 1757 1754 1078
16 That wasn't the kind of erection I had in mind 1.8494 0.01030 6134 2607 1888 1639
17 Still no reception? 1.8402 0.01063 5362 2121 1977 1264
18 Okay, now throw me the slinky. 1.8393 0.01100 5210 2131 1787 1292
19 Can you see where we parked the wheel? 1.8381 0.01135 4644 1828 1741 1075
20 I don't see how this is easier than asking for directions.... 1.8354 0.01128 4897 1995 1713 1189
21 Well? Is it flat or not? 1.8331 0.01116 4938 1999 1764 1175
22 Not until you invent the handrail. 1.8292 0.01130 4583 1800 1766 1017
23 Isosceles, you come down this instant! 1.8237 0.01390 3329 1416 1084 829
24 Don't make me come up there. 1.8225 0.01101 4897 2017 1770 1110
25 Impressive—but you know they’re going to give aliens all the credit, right? 1.8215 0.01356 3267 1324 1202 741
26 Okay, I'll come up, but just for one drink. 1.8166 0.01239 3893 1586 1435 872
27 Now that I see it, I liked it better the other way. 1.8139 0.01177 4187 1677 1612 898
28 I’ve always wanted to live in a brown stone walk-up. 1.8071 0.01249 3882 1622 1387 873
29 Based on the way you are looking at me,I think I will call it ‘stairs’ 1.8036 0.01315 3594 1540 1221 833
30 Just like our relationship, on the rocks and leading nowhere. 1.8019 0.01375 3341 1455 1096 790
31 Now that you've got the 12 steps, what's the program? 1.8014 0.01328 3455 1464 1213 778
32 Tell me how the square of the hypotenuse being equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides is going to put food on the table? 1.8006 0.01395 3124 1323 1101 700
33 That's real nice Frank. But Sheila's husband built her a wheel 1.8002 0.01302 3334 1408 1220 706
34 You really think Mexico will pay for it? 1.7991 0.01426 3241 1458 976 807
35 While awestruck by progress, Liz quickly identifies a new modern necessity - underwear. 1.7946 0.01457 2989 1318 967 704
36 Yesterday I discovered fire. Today I felt duty bound to invent the fire escape. 1.7940 0.01444 2908 1242 1023 643
37 Typical. You invent the pedestal and immediately put yourself on top of it. 1.7895 0.01530 2656 1164 887 605
38 Yup, the earth is flat 1.7894 0.01482 2669 1122 987 560
39 Okay, but what are you going to do once you get on the mammoth? 1.7866 0.01554 2493 1073 879 541
40 What is it? I’m upstairs 1.7864 0.01541 2495 1062 904 529
41 Isosceles,get down here right now! 1.7863 0.01600 2433 1073 807 553
42 Now we have to build one that goes down. 1.7841 0.01597 2325 994 839 492
43 Actually, you did leave a few stones unturned." 1.7823 0.01616 2265 970 818 477
44 No, Lloyd, 10,000 years from now, folks are still going to think it’s stupid. 1.7773 0.01672 2137 929 755 453
45 Sure it's tall enough. I just don't think it's a great idea to milk a tyrannosaurus. 1.7758 0.01720 2061 913 698 450
46 Still no signal? 1.7750 0.01767 1867 801 685 381
47 Now can you see where we parked the wheel? 1.7750 0.01708 2022 877 724 421
48 I liked your wheel idea better. 1.7720 0.01713 1921 810 739 372
49 Yep. It’s flat. 1.7718 0.01768 1915 841 670 404
50 And exactly where do you think you're going? 1.7708 0.01789 1850 810 655 385
51 Back up, just a bit. 1.7698 0.01844 1864 854 585 425
52 I think it would look much nicer over there. 1.7698 0.01760 1855 802 681 372
53 You threw the instructions out didn’t you...? 1.7691 0.01890 1706 762 576 368
54 Noah's building his family an ark. 1.7682 0.01845 1773 788 608 377
55 I liked it better as a patio. 1.7675 0.01663 1789 783 690 316
56 Just as I thought. There’s nothing going on upstairs. 1.7636 0.01966 1595 792 425 378
57 I can't tell if you're high, or stoned, or both. 1.7622 0.01926 1636 737 551 348
58 I need it moved over by the tree. 1.7616 0.01902 1615 710 580 325
59 When I said to make something, I meant dinner. 1.7615 0.01895 1589 718 549 322
60 Oh, hell. Let’s just let the archeologists figure out what it is. 1.7600 0.01915 1600 707 570 323
61 Why can't you have a man cave like everyone else? 1.7577 0.01899 1527 663 580 284
62 Not stoned yet. Just a little high. 1.7567 0.02009 1496 680 501 315
63 I can’t decide; move it over here, again. 1.7566 0.01998 1479 660 519 300
64 World still looks flat. 1.7553 0.01875 1471 666 533 272
65 I don't know. The square of the hypotenuse still looks greater than the sum of the other two sides. 1.7546 0.02041 1459 666 485 308
66 Let's say you do look a mammoth in the eye, what then? 1.7542 0.02009 1424 627 520 277
67 Pythagoras, you get down from there right now! 1.7504 0.02089 1358 614 469 275
68 Like many great discoveries, the playground slide was the product of trial and error. 1.7496 0.02084 1342 601 476 265
69 Now we have to invent underwear. 1.7492 0.02166 1308 608 421 279
70 First fire and now stairs. Can you give it a rest? 1.7424 0.02176 1211 543 437 231
71 Fire, that was genius. This one, not so great. 1.7414 0.02162 1195 528 448 219
72 It’s going to be a wall. The Olmecs are going to pay for it. 1.7402 0.02305 1174 558 363 253
73 I was wrong. Move it back. 1.7390 0.02217 1157 519 421 217
74 There’s no shame in calling the IKEA helpline 1.7386 0.02292 1144 532 379 233
75 Just where do you think you're going? 1.7381 0.02286 1134 523 385 226
76 You got fire and the wheel... they can’t all be winners. 1.7369 0.02212 1129 499 428 202
77 That's your 12 step program? 1.7356 0.02281 1097 498 392 207
78 Put the furniture back where it belongs and stop playing around. 1.7331 0.02348 1079 503 361 215
79 There's not much floor space but you're paying for the view. 1.7323 0.02299 1016 445 398 173
80 So that's where all the furniture went. 1.7311 0.02408 1034 489 337 208
81 I'm in a twelve step program. 1.7300 0.02277 1026 492 342 192
82 Yup, still looks flat from up here. 1.7300 0.02213 1026 483 362 181
83 That’s not how it looked in the catalogue. 1.7245 0.02451 911 409 344 158
84 You realise that won't pass inspection without a handrail 1.7238 0.02380 956 427 366 163
85 Interesting, but you should see what they're doing at Stonehenge, Baalbek, and Easter Island 1.7227 0.02501 934 438 317 179
86 I’ve seen bigger. 1.7214 0.02480 908 434 304 170
87 I can't remember why you went up there either. 1.7200 0.02514 900 417 318 165
88 How would it look facing the other way? 1.7109 0.02634 799 370 290 139
89 Sign your name please so humanity won’t spend centuries discussing if extraterrestrials built it. 1.7105 0.02613 798 366 297 135
90 I don't care about the view. I'm not living in a walk-up. 1.7094 0.02705 795 380 266 149
91 Nope. Try the circle arrangement again. 1.7089 0.02630 790 364 292 134
92 I can remove any piece I want? 1.7066 0.02733 767 365 262 140
93 It’s about the JOURNEY, Carol! 1.7060 0.02725 755 355 267 133
94 Yeah, yeah. It’s a million dollar view. But I’m the one who’ll have to schlep up there with groceries. 1.7037 0.02671 739 357 255 127
95 Some day they'll think this means something. 1.7034 0.02734 735 343 267 125
96 This 12 step program is getting me nowhere. 1.7019 0.02846 738 365 229 144
97 ‘If you need me, I’ll be upstairs.’ 1.7013 0.02769 713 333 260 120
98 So, here’s how the game works. I’ll try to pull a rock out, without killing you. Ready? 1.7007 0.02861 715 348 233 134
99 It's for getting to the second floor of what exactly? 1.7003 0.02662 724 339 269 116
100 There's got to be an easier way of illustrating this, Pythagoras. 1.6990 0.02889 701 342 228 131
101 It needs to be about 2’ to the right. 1.6981 0.02924 689 338 221 130
102 I'm not sure where to go from here 1.6974 0.02808 684 319 253 112
103 I think it’s called the 12 step program! 1.6968 0.02899 686 333 228 125
104 And you’re not at all concerned about these leftover parts? 1.6951 0.02845 669 314 245 110
105 Is it lonely at the top? 1.6904 0.02585 659 330 238 91
106 And Mexico will pay for it. 1.6899 0.03067 632 316 196 120
107 When you're ready to come downstairs, Bob, we can have a civilized conversation. 1.6881 0.02896 638 301 235 102
108 I don't care what you're king of. I made soup. 1.6877 0.02704 618 299 230 89
109 I'm thinking of calling it a 'twelve-step program' 1.6846 0.03095 596 296 193 107
110 It's called an escalator. But it's currently out of service. Please use the.stairs. 1.6841 0.02726 592 309 190 93
111 I thinking bigger rocks and put them in a circle. 1.6837 0.03031 588 281 212 95
112 I got my steps in for the day” 1.6832 0.02492 584 296 210 78
113 And to think, they’ll say aliens did it 1.6812 0.02543 574 283 221 70
114 This is why you read the instructions. 1.6780 0.02983 587 283 212 92
115 Sorry I can’t hear you, I’m upstairs. 1.6763 0.03135 553 271 191 91
116 Your brother invents the wheel, and this is what you come up with ? 1.6746 0.03194 544 268 185 91
117 What do you mean "It's out of character with the neighborhood?" 1.6735 0.02650 533 274 191 68
118 Of course it's a pyramid scheme. 1.6723 0.03255 534 267 175 92
119 Damn. Still no reception. 1.6720 0.03182 567 286 181 100
120 Is this another pyramid scheme? 1.6716 0.03242 539 270 176 93
121 I designed them to go up—but it looks like you can go down too.” 1.6699 0.03255 512 251 179 82
122 Old stoners never die. They just look like idiots. 1.6699 0.03564 521 296 106 119
123 I'm working remotely today. 1.6667 0.03261 495 240 180 75
124 It's a rock slide 1.6660 0.02817 497 275 150 72
125 Perhaps you'd like to read the instructions now? 1.6654 0.03122 508 239 200 69
126 Nope! I definitely liked that one better on the bottom. 1.6653 0.03380 496 254 156 86
127 OSHA says you need to put in handrails. 1.6653 0.03504 493 265 133 95
128 It's crooked. 1.6639 0.03091 482 259 148 75
129 Adrian, if you’re going to stand up there all day, you really should wear underpants. 1.6635 0.03301 520 264 167 89
130 I dunno . . . one thing led to another. 1.6619 0.03358 494 249 163 82
131 Your wheel got better reviews. 1.6564 0.03433 454 226 158 70
132 In case of the invention of fire, use stairs. 1.6528 0.03529 432 217 148 67
133 Well, you should have thought of that before you built it. 1.6504 0.03046 472 260 142 70
134 Not until your mother leaves. 1.6502 0.03488 446 226 150 70
135 I don't care if you can feed it, we are not getting a giraffe. 1.6480 0.03645 446 238 127 81
136 Look Pythagoras I'm sorry I called your theorem obtuse. 1.6436 0.03748 404 212 124 68
137 Now we just have to wait 10,000 years until someone invents the Slinky. 1.6435 0.03508 432 219 148 65
138 I'm more into classic rock. 1.6405 0.03160 420 227 136 57
139 I told you there was nothing to see 1.6379 0.03539 428 220 143 65
140 Okay. So much for the how. Now for the why. 1.6350 0.03605 389 197 138 54
141 I followed the IKEA instructions. What's a bookcase? 1.6297 0.03792 370 192 123 55
142 Can you move it slightly to the left? 1.6263 0.03701 372 192 128 52
143 I’’m going to call it -“Stair- henge” 1.6256 0.02965 390 224 121 45
144 don't worry, Mexico will pay for it 1.6239 0.04158 351 197 89 65
145 My twelve step program is off to a rocky start 1.6234 0.03721 401 215 122 64
146 You do know you are at dinosaur mouth level, right? 1.6234 0.03641 393 206 130 57
147 You still have to do the dishes. 1.6232 0.03471 345 195 107 43
148 I know... I know.... in 10,000 years it will be a famous landmark.... but right now I need you to remember how you started fire. 1.6222 0.03841 360 189 118 53
149 And so what are you going to do with that, Pythagoras? 1.6218 0.03872 349 182 117 50
150 A wheel would have been nice. 1.6194 0.03720 360 184 129 47
151 Can we discuss this like uncivilized people? 1.6189 0.03288 349 175 141 33
152 It would look better over here. 1.6181 0.03851 364 194 115 55
153 I can see Russia from our yard! 1.6176 0.03799 353 189 115 49
154 I'm messing with some archaeologist's head. That's why." 1.6164 0.04263 318 176 88 54
155 Now you just need to invent a place to go. 1.6152 0.02613 330 200 97 33
156 You lost the instructions again didn’t you? 1.6143 0.03849 350 184 117 49
157 You finally completed a 12-step program. 1.6114 0.03897 332 173 115 44
158 Go tell Syisiphus it's just not that hard 1.6062 0.03313 325 200 79 46
159 OSHA says we can't use it until we add a railing. 1.6044 0.04029 316 168 105 43
160 I was right! The square of the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares of the other two sides! 1.6040 0.04367 303 171 81 51
161 actually lets put it closer to the tree 1.5980 0.04240 301 166 90 45
162 Fine, you were right. There is a tree over there. 1.5974 0.04064 313 169 101 43
163 I bought a slinky. 1.5945 0.04302 291 161 87 43
164 If you say another word about being 'Neander-tall' I'm leaving you. 1.5906 0.04397 276 153 83 40
165 It may seem useless now, but once someone invents second floors it'll be a godsend. 1.5890 0.03874 309 161 114 34
166 It'll make more sense once I install a banister. 1.5884 0.03444 294 166 98 30
167 But I think we need to consider a ranch pile of rocks for when we get older. 1.5882 0.03527 306 181 88 37
168 Yep! Pythagoras was right! 1.5878 0.03565 279 159 91 29
169 Next I am going to invent the Slinky. 1.5877 0.04198 308 173 89 46
170 That's very nice dear, now can you build us a cave? 1.5855 0.03978 304 162 106 36
171 Welcome to the 12 steps of recovery. I'm Bill. 1.5813 0.04278 289 162 86 41
172 And where do you think you’re going??? 1.5803 0.04489 274 157 75 42
173 When I said 'when they go low, we go high,' this isn't what I meant. 1.5797 0.04190 276 149 94 33
174 So…you've completed your Twelve Steps. Now what? 1.5788 0.04473 273 156 76 41
175 You don’t have much going on upstairs. 1.5781 0.05019 256 159 46 51
176 Great. So you invented stairs. Now how about a house? 1.5775 0.04376 258 144 81 33
177 To think that future generations may believe that this actually served some meaningful purpose... 1.5765 0.04450 255 141 81 33
178 Honestly? It seems like a pyramid scheme. 1.5740 0.04366 277 157 81 39
179 The wheel would have been more useful. 1.5737 0.03843 312 181 92 39
180 A handrail would be nice. 1.5725 0.04295 262 145 85 32
181 Why can't you just try making sourdough like everyone else? 1.5709 0.04599 247 142 70 35
182 Now take a step back. 1.5699 0.04348 286 168 76 42
183 You should have invented the house first 1.5683 0.04143 278 155 91 32
184 REALLY- steps at our age? 1.5659 0.04153 258 156 67 35
185 It's nice, but I can think of ten better ways to put a saddle on a mammoth. 1.5648 0.04847 216 122 66 28
186 You don’t have to jump. We could just invent the divorce. 1.5644 0.04408 264 150 79 35
187 I think it's time to call a contractor. 1.5638 0.03344 243 152 69 22
188 Well? Is their grass greener? 1.5636 0.04116 275 150 95 30
189 Nah... still looks flat from here. 1.5628 0.04384 247 143 72 32
190 And what if the mammoth doesn’t stand right there? 1.5625 0.04581 256 149 70 37
191 So I was right. This was pointless. 1.5608 0.04354 255 142 83 30
192 Now we just need to invent a slinky! 1.5591 0.04869 220 127 63 30
193 I dunno--something's missing. 1.5588 0.04548 238 134 75 29
194 Yeah, well this ain't Egypt,and you ain't Cleopatra. 1.5584 0.04888 231 137 59 35
195 YES, STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN REALLY ROCKS. 1.5565 0.04688 239 139 67 33
196 It’s a two story open concept. 1.5565 0.03859 248 149 73 26
197 Not in a thousand years will that be useful. 1.5560 0.04066 277 152 96 29
198 Not bad, but I think your Stonehenge design will hold-up better. 1.5556 0.04803 234 138 62 34
199 Really, we can't just ask for directions? 1.5547 0.04290 274 157 82 35
200 I'm too stoned to come down. 1.5542 0.03451 240 153 62 25
201 Can you see Russia from there? 1.5534 0.04569 262 156 67 39
202 I call it a walk-up. My next idea is the brownstone. 1.5512 0.04956 205 118 61 26
203 Did you seriously get me a Stair Master for my birthday, Ron?? 1.5498 0.04328 271 157 79 35
204 Stairs are okay....but have you seen the wheel? 1.5496 0.04506 262 155 70 37
205 You’ll do anything to avoid hunting and gathering, won’t you? 1.5495 0.04669 222 126 70 26
206 Do you think this is the right angle? 1.5485 0.03798 237 123 101 13
207 You’re a hoarder Mike. There I said it. 1.5446 0.04814 202 117 62 23
208 Yes, it's Pythagoras, how did you know? 1.5444 0.04454 248 143 75 30
209 Invest in the first ever pyramid scheme! 1.5435 0.03528 276 170 79 27
210 To comply with code, it requires a banister 1.5433 0.04663 208 116 71 21
211 You're not looking at it from the right angle. 1.5432 0.04671 243 147 61 35
212 It's swell that you invented stairs, Hon, but what is all this leading up to? 1.5431 0.04603 232 134 70 28
213 I thought we’d agreed on a patio. 1.5425 0.04743 212 121 67 24
214 I think you should consider wearing pants. 1.5419 0.04721 227 135 62 30
215 That's good, but it would have been easier climbing up from this side. 1.5404 0.04717 235 140 63 32
216 I still think carpeting them would make them quieter 1.5391 0.03435 230 144 69 17
217 This will soon be a metaphor for everything. 1.5367 0.04367 218 119 81 18
218 I'm not sure why, but I think this has potential. 1.5356 0.04505 239 142 68 29
219 Don't ignore me, I know you can still hear me Bob 1.5337 0.04984 193 112 59 22
220 Climb on down, Pythagoras, I think you've proved your point. 1.5337 0.04956 208 124 57 27
221 Fine. I'm sure they'll think that it's a mysterious monolith someday, but until then it's a pile of rocks. 1.5333 0.04499 225 128 74 23
222 You should have thought of that before you climbed up there. 1.5327 0.04767 199 113 66 20
223 Now try "ford every stream." 1.5326 0.05222 184 109 52 23
224 Well, Sylvia got one with a banister! 1.5325 0.04284 231 128 83 20
225 The earth is definitely flat! 1.5319 0.04360 235 133 79 23
226 Hey Susan come up. You can see the whole city from here. 1.5317 0.02275 252 167 71 14
227 It doesn't need to be useful - it's ART. I call it "staircase." 1.5304 0.04435 247 145 73 29
228 Big deal. Just like when you invented that round thing and we had nothing to put it on. 1.5279 0.04303 233 131 81 21
229 You may be lord of all you survey, but my mother is still coming to live with us. 1.5268 0.05061 205 125 52 28
230 It's a great invention, in case of fire. 1.5266 0.04635 207 118 69 20
231 But it's not about the destination, it's about the journey 1.5251 0.04545 219 126 71 22
232 And, what will we do with a hypotenuse? 1.5250 0.05009 200 120 55 25
233 I see you mastered the twelve-step program. 1.5249 0.04560 221 128 70 23
234 I don't care what your theory is, Pythagorus, I'm not coming up there!! 1.5240 0.04611 250 154 61 35
235 But how will you get the mastodon to stand still? 1.5238 0.04501 231 135 71 25
236 I like it. It's very post-Neolithic. 1.5238 0.04830 210 125 60 25
237 It's for petting the giraffes 1.5231 0.04638 216 126 67 23
238 What the hell do you mean, If you build it they will come? 1.5231 0.04820 216 130 59 27
239 I mean, what if the lion runs up the rocks too? 1.5223 0.03846 224 143 59 22
240 You've been listening to that song again! 1.5215 0.05213 209 133 43 33
241 Just like a man. Putting yourself on a pedestal. 1.5198 0.04560 227 134 68 25
242 How are you planning to get the couch up there? 1.5192 0.04144 208 131 58 19
243 Think of this as the first stairway to heaven. 1.5188 0.02984 239 151 71 17
244 What was wrong with our old sundial? 1.5182 0.04667 220 131 64 25
245 I wish you'd put this much effort into gathering. 1.5181 0.04988 193 115 56 22
246 Congratulations. You finally made it to the top of something. 1.5178 0.04913 197 117 58 22
247 What about the handrail? 1.5174 0.04466 201 112 74 15
248 It's not the destination. It's the journey. 1.5163 0.04655 215 127 65 23
249 Funny how you found time to build this, but couldn’t figure out how to stack our firewood.” 1.5160 0.04771 219 133 59 27
250 ''So, you just walk up and down?'' "Yes. I call it THE STONE MASTER." 1.5158 0.04825 221 136 56 29
251 Behold! I call it, "stairs." 1.5143 0.04688 210 124 64 22
252 The second floor would have a spectacular view. 1.5139 0.02859 216 139 65 12
253 Don't worry, Mexico is paying for this. 1.5135 0.04809 222 140 52 30
254 You know, eventually we'll need a chair lift for that. 1.5130 0.04195 193 125 50 18
255 Are you trying to be obtuse? 1.5115 0.04578 217 128 67 22
256 I can see your balls. 1.5109 0.05283 184 114 46 24
257 Now all you have to do is dig the pool. 1.5103 0.04490 194 120 55 19
258 That looks like the work of a very stable genius. 1.5100 0.04859 200 120 58 22
259 Great. Now put our house back together. 1.5094 0.04608 212 125 66 21
260 Barney,come down off that rubble! 1.5082 0.05014 183 109 55 19
261 YOU schlep them all the way to Salisbury then! 1.5078 0.05096 193 121 47 25
262 I see there’s only room for one at the top 1.5070 0.04748 215 131 59 25
263 First, you need to invent upstairs. 1.5055 0.05270 182 113 46 23
264 Okay, okay, I'll go to Stonehenge with you 1.5028 0.05234 181 112 47 22
265 I know you're worried about what happened last time. So I strongly suggest you slide feet first. 1.5025 0.04599 203 119 66 18
266 Now I need to invent a two story house. 1.5024 0.04768 211 131 55 25
267 How did you find me? 1.5000 0.05023 170 100 55 15
268 All that hunting and gathering seem so trivial from up here. 1.5000 0.04242 192 124 53 15
269 'I tried to think outside The cave.' 1.4974 0.04935 193 118 54 21
270 Just don't leave stuff on the bottom step and expect me to take it up. 1.4973 0.05051 187 115 51 21
271 That is not up to code. 1.4968 0.05317 157 94 48 15
272 I call it the Stairmaster 2000 AD. 1.4952 0.04572 208 128 59 21
273 And just how's my mother supposed to get up there? 1.4947 0.04764 190 113 60 17
274 Mom says it's my turn to pet the brontosaurus. 1.4947 0.04917 188 114 55 19
275 Because I felt like it. 1.4947 0.04859 188 113 57 18
276 See the square of the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares of two sides. 1.4943 0.05329 174 109 44 21
277 I can still see you, and we still have to go to my mother's. 1.4937 0.05608 160 103 36 21
278 Okay, now let's see if they come! 1.4925 0.03894 199 121 66 12
279 Pythagoreas said it's faster to come down the back way. 1.4920 0.05164 187 118 46 23
280 Alright, now bring the giraffe over. 1.4908 0.05391 163 101 44 18
281 Why do you always need help when I'm upstairs! 1.4894 0.05031 188 117 50 21
282 Remember last week when you painted yourself into a corner? 1.4889 0.05075 180 111 50 19
283 Almost, just one more step back ... 1.4885 0.05203 174 108 47 19
284 Okay, pull out one from the bottom! 1.4884 0.04981 172 103 54 15
285 see, I told you it was a pyramid scheme. 1.4877 0.04704 203 124 59 20
286 Let me guess. You didn't read the instructions again. 1.4875 0.05093 160 95 52 13
287 The first step is admitting you have a problem. 1.4859 0.05011 177 108 52 17
288 OK,it’s a hypotenuse. So how do you get down? 1.4858 0.04607 212 130 61 21
289 Someday you’ll see what I’m seeing 1.4855 0.02474 173 108 61 4
290 So George, what is the exit strategy? 1.4854 0.05137 171 105 49 17
291 At least you're not making mountains out of molehills anymore. 1.4850 0.05015 167 100 53 14
292 So this is your idea of a pyramid? 1.4844 0.04841 192 118 55 19
293 What happened to the round thing you were supposed to invent? 1.4841 0.05238 157 98 44 15
294 I had this dream. Something about rocks that roll and a stairway to someplace 1.4840 0.03769 188 131 45 12
295 Now someone just needs to invent metaphors 1.4837 0.04000 153 93 53 7
296 I specifically asked for 'isosceles'! 1.4833 0.04950 180 110 53 17
297 I guess this is goodbye. 1.4819 0.02658 193 131 52 10
298 Your next invention needs to be underwear! 1.4815 0.05549 135 81 43 11
299 I wish we invented underwear first. 1.4811 0.04853 185 113 55 17
300 This is not what I thought getting stoned would be like. 1.4800 0.05242 175 111 44 20
301 Great, now we just need someone to invent electricity so you can change the light bulb. 1.4800 0.05305 175 112 42 21
302 Yep, definitely flat. 1.4798 0.05093 173 107 49 17
303 Now just take one step back and you're finished 1.4798 0.04680 173 110 47 16
304 Did you read the instructions? 1.4783 0.04991 161 99 50 12
305 Yer definitely going to need underpants for the opening Terry 1.4778 0.05073 180 116 45 19
306 So you invented the first 12-step program. So what? 1.4773 0.05029 176 109 50 17
307 While you've been busy building your 'grand entrance', Harold down the street invented a wheel" 1.4765 0.05547 170 112 35 23
308 That escalated quickly. 1.4757 0.04667 185 117 54 14
309 Who's Jacob ? 1.4752 0.05566 141 87 41 13
310 Can you toss me my phone? I'm sure I've got four bars up here. 1.4751 0.04607 181 116 52 13
311 That's great, Pythagoras. Now show us how to fold a fitted sheet. 1.4739 0.04621 211 135 54 22
312 You call it stairs, I call it a hypotenuse. 1.4737 0.05276 152 93 46 13
313 I can see Russia from here! 1.4734 0.05246 169 109 41 19
314 I told you. You have to get three friends to bring rocks, and then THEY have to get three friends to bring rocks. 1.4722 0.05010 180 113 49 18
315 So Pythagoras, have you figured out the formula yet. 1.4713 0.05235 157 97 46 14
316 Watch this. 1.4713 0.04551 174 114 46 14
317 Doesn’t “a room with a view” include the room? 1.4713 0.05069 174 109 48 17
318 I see you've invented 'Upstairs' " 1.4702 0.05131 168 105 47 16
319 Of course I like it. I just don't think it's your best work. 1.4699 0.05032 166 102 50 14
320 And this, my dear, is a right isosceles triangle. 1.4689 0.04043 209 140 50 19
321 I told you to go potty before you started. 1.4679 0.05016 156 94 51 11
322 This was the easy part, now we need to invent the airplane. 1.4675 0.04323 169 114 41 14
323 Yes honey, this is much more impressive than the neighbour’s wheel. 1.4667 0.04223 210 125 72 13
324 I’ve suddenly found myself between a rock and a hard place! 1.4651 0.05369 172 113 38 21
325 When you come up would you bring my glasses? 1.4651 0.05043 172 108 48 16
326 Let's wrap it up, I've got another showing in 10 minutes. 1.4649 0.04600 185 112 60 13
327 The metaphor will be stronger after we invent heaven. 1.4647 0.05085 170 107 47 16
328 I'm not coming down until someone invents a handrail. 1.4645 0.05809 155 104 30 21
329 Come down from there,Pythagoras, Archimedes is here and says he is sorry. Your idea is better. 1.4635 0.04835 192 124 48 20
330 If my theory is correct, I will safely float down at the same rate as a feather. 1.4632 0.05708 136 86 37 13
331 What now, Pythagoras? 1.4628 0.05136 188 124 41 23
332 Betty's 'wheel' won, but this got an honorable mention in the "Ascent of Man" category. 1.4626 0.05398 147 94 39 14
333 Don't make me come up this hypotenuse. 1.4610 0.05914 141 93 31 17
334 Don't call me a sissy. The name is Sisyphus. 1.4605 0.05353 152 96 42 14
335 No. That was a hippopotamus. I call THIS a hypotenuse. 1.4586 0.05307 157 100 42 15
336 For exercise? It'll never catch on. 1.4586 0.05230 157 99 44 14
337 Yes, I know "If you build it, they will come," but who, exactly, is "they"? 1.4578 0.04727 166 100 56 10
338 Did you bring the Slinky? 1.4577 0.05531 142 90 39 13
339 The building inspector called. You need to submit plans and get a permit. 1.4575 0.05406 153 98 40 15
340 Yes, I'm pretty proud of it. But I feel as if it needs something MORE. 1.4532 0.04921 139 90 40 9
341 It's a statement piece, but it works on multiple levels. 1.4531 0.05749 128 81 36 11
342 Not what I had in mind when you said “brownstone walk-up.” 1.4521 0.04905 188 124 44 20
343 Trust me, 2 million years from now someone will write a song about this. 1.4521 0.05591 146 95 36 15
344 Will his highness be down for dinner? 1.4521 0.05591 146 95 36 15
345 Maybe you could try inventing fire instead of patriarchy. 1.4511 0.04861 184 118 49 17
346 To be frank, Lloyd, it’s wrong. 1.4507 0.05343 142 92 38 12
347 Tell me you are sorry or I’ll move a rock. 1.4500 0.05583 140 90 37 13
348 Now, what’s your next pandemic project? 1.4492 0.04621 187 117 56 14
349 Those were SUPPOSED to be for the patio. 1.4491 0.04854 167 104 51 12
350 You do understand that all I have to do is dislodge one stone. 1.4483 0.05059 174 113 44 17
351 Let’s see what happens if I pull out the bottom one ...? 1.4483 0.05354 145 92 41 12
352 Great, now invent floors. 1.4477 0.05034 172 111 45 16
353 'Now, this my dear is a Hypotenuse' 1.4469 0.04956 179 116 46 17
354 I call it the ‘wheel’. 1.4452 0.05349 155 109 29 17
355 Can they hear you now? 1.4444 0.05531 135 86 38 11
356 I think you should have built the swimming pool first. 1.4426 0.05174 183 124 37 22
357 I call it Stairway to Heaven, and now there's a tune playing in my head.... 1.4416 0.04790 197 130 47 20
358 It will never catch on unless you add a handrail. 1.4412 0.05298 136 85 42 9
359 ‘It’s good, but is it ‘fire’ good?’ 1.4406 0.05121 143 91 42 10
360 I preferred your other design for the 'toilet.' 1.4397 0.05901 141 96 28 17
361 I'm building my pile to leave to the kids. 1.4392 0.03846 189 129 47 13
362 It's for when I want to talk down to someone! 1.4387 0.05344 155 102 38 15
363 No thanks, I'll wait for the elevator. 1.4387 0.05499 155 104 34 17
364 I forgot why I came up here. 1.4384 0.05141 146 92 44 10
365 No more stone-walling! Is that a yes or a no 1.4383 0.04949 162 103 47 12
366 See, you can't take a stairway to heaven for granite. 1.4375 0.05462 144 94 37 13
367 So can you see our wheel from up there?" 1.4375 0.05030 160 105 41 14
368 The square of the hypotenuse my foot! How do I get down? 1.4362 0.05497 149 99 35 15
369 Very nice, now can I have my house back? 1.4361 0.05683 133 87 34 12
370 Well, it's not Stonehenge. 1.4350 0.04923 177 116 45 16
371 Do something they'll be able to find in 10,000 years. 1.4348 0.02626 184 132 43 9
372 Why can't you just cave paint, like your brother? 1.4344 0.06047 122 81 29 12
373 Do you know what time the next brontosaurbus is due? 1.4338 0.05783 136 91 31 14
374 And the next thing I plan to invent is a second story! 1.4337 0.04710 166 104 52 10
375 So...this is your new hobby, huh? Rock climbing? 1.4331 0.05173 157 105 37 15
376 Caves are old news, it’s all about “open concept” now 1.4331 0.05290 157 104 38 15
377 Wait, I forgot what I came up here for. 1.4328 0.05650 134 88 34 12
378 I think it promises more than it delivers 1.4314 0.04974 153 97 46 10
379 I forgot what I came up here for. 1.4312 0.06164 109 71 29 9
380 I said, "I wish I had a pile of lox". 1.4304 0.05264 158 105 38 15
381 Plenty of room, great views and no wild animals - it's perfect, honey 1.4302 0.04815 179 119 44 16
382 And after the water rises, then what? 1.4299 0.05955 107 68 32 7
383 And this is better than a cave how exactly?" 1.4298 0.05848 121 79 32 10
384 It lacks the painterly warmth and primitive immediacy of your cave paintings. 1.4298 0.05964 121 80 30 11
385 Those look about as useful as the round thing you invented. 1.4296 0.05209 135 85 42 8
386 The spider is gone, He-Man. 1.4296 0.05314 135 86 40 9
387 Well- I know I told you to bring home a stairmaster but this seems a bit excessive.... 1.4296 0.05419 142 93 37 12
388 The race to the moon is on. 1.4295 0.04972 149 94 46 9
389 Why does it have to go somewhere? 1.4286 0.04827 147 91 49 7
390 Will you be home for dinner or awaiting the rapture. 1.4286 0.05748 140 95 30 15
391 Just one more step back, honey. 1.4286 0.05287 147 96 39 12
392 You take this "Stone Age" thing too literally. 1.4286 0.05287 147 101 32 14
393 Maybe you skipped a step 1.4286 0.05682 126 82 34 10
394 Now what, Elon? 1.4276 0.05338 145 103 29 13
395 I have one thing to say to you, Lenny: Jenga. 1.4274 0.05512 124 79 37 8
396 Is this your version of the bridge to nowhere? 1.4266 0.04706 143 87 51 5
397 That's as useful as your square wheel. 1.4265 0.04965 136 84 46 6
398 You know you have to put in a ramp too. 1.4262 0.06259 122 84 24 14
399 How did you get up there? 1.4262 0.05926 122 81 30 11
400 Harold, mother’s not coming over after all. 1.4261 0.05931 115 75 31 9
401 Typical male way of social distancing. 1.4259 0.01920 162 122 34 6
402 You shouldn't take Led Zeppelin literally, Fred. 1.4255 0.05535 141 94 34 13
403 Someday people will wonder for what purpose was this built, in fact I am wondering that right now. 1.4252 0.05648 127 83 34 10
404 All right, you can have your man cave. 1.4241 0.04426 158 106 44 8
405 I said no to the man cave, now this?!! 1.4240 0.06145 125 86 25 14
406 I can't hear you~~I'm upstairs! 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
407 I still like the one at the gym better. 1.4235 0.03415 170 116 47 7
408 That’s great. Grok invents the wheel. You invent acrophobia. 1.4235 0.05127 170 115 38 17
409 So, what's the next step? 1.4234 0.05255 137 88 40 9
410 I thought if I got closer to the big light, I would be warmer. 1.4231 0.04729 156 98 50 8
411 We need to build further away, I can still see your mother's house from here! 1.4228 0.05318 149 99 37 13
412 What did you expect ? When we get to the Iron Age I’ll build you an escalator. 1.4228 0.05888 123 82 30 11
413 Wow,Walter. I never thought you had the stones to do it. 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
414 I’m sorry, Isosceles, but it just doesn’t look right. 1.4224 0.05827 116 78 28 10
415 So, is it flat? 1.4222 0.05610 135 90 33 12
416 Someday, this will all be yours! 1.4219 0.04785 128 77 48 3
417 What are you, stoned? 1.4219 0.05613 128 84 34 10
418 High, yes, but I meant bolder not boulder. 1.4219 0.05274 128 81 40 7
419 Sooo, where is this leading? 1.4218 0.04915 147 93 46 8
420 Sisyphus would be proud. 1.4215 0.06293 121 84 23 14
421 I knew we should have called someone. 1.4211 0.04898 152 99 43 10
422 Honey, this isn’t the 12-step program I had in mind. 1.4207 0.05420 145 97 35 13
423 Your flight’s been canceled. 1.4206 0.05674 126 88 27 11
424 Honey, we were both right. This was a great self-esteem booster AND an incredible waste of time. 1.4204 0.05042 157 103 42 12
425 Just a one story walk up... 1.4202 0.04124 188 131 44 13
426 I’ll need a handrail. 1.4199 0.04704 181 119 48 14
427 Where did our house go? 1.4196 0.05621 112 73 32 7
428 I just want to make a statement. 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
429 It’s partly cloudy. 1.4183 0.04261 153 99 48 6
430 You still haven't explained how you get the mammoth to come and stand beside it. 1.4178 0.05121 146 95 41 10
431 So, you say the Neanderthals are going to pay for this? 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
432 why does everything have to be going somewhere? 1.4173 0.04992 139 88 44 7
433 Well, it's a start. 1.4161 0.04950 161 106 43 12
434 I don't care if you're king of the hill; take the garbage out! 1.4161 0.04820 137 92 37 8
435 nailed it! 1.4160 0.02825 125 95 25 5
436 Well, what did you do today, Agnes? 1.4160 0.05350 125 80 38 7
437 I've looked. It's not up here. 1.4157 0.07112 89 61 19 9
438 This experiment DEFINITELY proves that it is flat. 1.4156 0.04485 154 104 40 10
439 And where does MY bathroom go? 1.4155 0.05120 142 92 41 9
440 And now, I can finally show the world the greatest invention of mankind...the slinky! 1.4154 0.05756 130 88 30 12
441 Stonehenge it's not, try again! 1.4146 0.05764 123 82 31 10
442 While you're up there, look for my nail file. 1.4146 0.05647 123 81 33 9
443 I get that you want to survive the flood, Noah, but wouldn't a 300-cubit ark be a better option? 1.4141 0.06423 99 66 25 8
444 Steps? For what? 1.4138 0.05323 145 97 36 12
445 What led you to build a stairway to heaven when you have not finished the patio yet? 1.4136 0.04646 162 106 46 10
446 It's the journey, not the destination. 1.4133 0.05111 150 101 37 12
447 Watch, now someone in the future will say Aliens built this. 1.4130 0.05513 138 93 33 12
448 Your flight has been delayed by 10,000 years. 1.4130 0.05793 138 96 27 15
449 This will be like all your other projects, you will get bored and stop halfway to Heaven 1.4130 0.05317 138 91 37 10
450 There are only twelve steps. The secret is to do it One Day At A Time. 1.4110 0.02944 146 109 30 7
451 Fred, are you high? 1.4110 0.05113 146 96 40 10
452 A man cave makes more sense. 1.4109 0.05233 129 85 36 8
453 I've got one word for you. Stone. There's a great future in stone. 1.4109 0.05348 129 84 37 8
454 They'll just say that aliens built it. 1.4109 0.05233 129 85 36 8
455 I prefer when you just draw on the walls at home. 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
456 Let me guess: you lost the directions again. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
457 I think I'll call it Pellet Ton. 1.4103 0.05134 156 105 38 13
458 How else do you expect me to get on the mammoth’s back? 1.4097 0.04968 144 93 43 8
459 You're telling me this has nothing to do with your brother inventing fire? 1.4094 0.05403 127 83 36 8
460 Well, I’ve built it and you’ve come 1.4091 0.05153 132 93 29 10
461 It is pretty lonely at the top 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
462 Let’s try arranging them in a large circle. 1.4087 0.05646 115 75 33 7
463 I still don’t see him. 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
464 don't just stand there, get the ladder! 1.4074 0.05288 135 89 37 9
465 Fine, but I still have the moral high ground. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
466 Looks like the height of stupidity to me... 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
467 Isn't that supposed to be the sum of the squares of the other two sides? 1.4065 0.05469 155 109 29 17
468 You never listen, I told you to put it by the tree! 1.4065 0.04817 155 104 42 9
469 Wouldn't it been easier to just invent the ladder? 1.4062 0.05370 128 86 33 9
470 getting down is your problem, not mine 1.4058 0.05785 138 97 26 15
471 Did you check the whole attic? 1.4056 0.05274 143 96 36 11
472 Actually, I was hoping for something a bit more equilateral. 1.4054 0.06054 111 75 27 9
473 Isoceles--try again. You're almost there. 1.4052 0.05473 116 75 35 6
474 Darla, I can see your house from here! 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
475 You know when gravity is invented, you're going to fall, right? 1.4048 0.05982 126 88 25 13
476 What was wrong with them the way they were? 1.4044 0.05461 136 92 33 11
477 Come on up, Jill. 1.4044 0.05753 136 95 27 14
478 You just got a cease and desist order from Led Zeppelin. 1.4030 0.04868 134 85 44 5
479 I’m sorry, but I’m marrying the guy that made the Stonehenge 1.4030 0.05517 134 91 32 11
480 I told you Simon, it won’t pass code without a handrail! 1.4030 0.05414 134 90 34 10
481 Not what I meant when I said our marriage is on the rocks. 1.4029 0.05376 139 94 34 11
482 It’s nice, but what does it do? 1.4027 0.04941 149 98 42 9
483 I'm stuck. 1.4018 0.05737 112 77 27 8
484 All I asked was "Can you to take out the garbage?" 1.4015 0.05974 132 94 23 15
485 Now, get down from there and come make some fire! 1.4015 0.05253 132 87 37 8
486 That's not what I meant when I said we are at a rocky point in our relationship..... 1.3986 0.04774 143 102 33 8
487 I'm marrying the guy who invented the elevator. 1.3986 0.05198 138 92 37 9
488 Hi Potenuse! 1.3985 0.05436 133 90 33 10
489 Don't ask me.. You figured out how to get up there. 1.3984 0.04998 123 78 41 4
490 I’ve done it, it’s bigly magnificent. I’ll call it Trump tower. 1.3983 0.05534 118 80 30 8
491 I just need my own space. 1.3982 0.05112 113 78 29 6
492 I wish you would hunt more and gather less. 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
493 Herb! Don’t make me come up there and get you! 1.3980 0.05935 98 64 29 5
494 Frankly, I liked your stuff in Peru much better. 1.3971 0.04462 136 94 36 6
495 Now flap your arms like a chicken. 1.3969 0.05161 131 86 38 7
496 Oh honey, I said, "in a love triangle, not 'I'd love a triangle!'" 1.3969 0.05273 131 87 36 8
497 You were right. Go back to the circular arrangement. 1.3967 0.05045 121 77 40 4
498 Boy, you are right. It's really lonely at the top. 1.3964 0.05084 111 72 35 4
499 I still love you, Pythagoras ... please come down from there! 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
500 O.K genius, where do you go from there? 1.3961 0.04824 154 102 43 9
501 You couldn’t have built it next to the apple tree? 1.3960 0.05983 101 67 28 6
502 Which one is my baking stone? 1.3960 0.05112 149 101 37 11
503 I gotta say I didn't anticipate the loneliness. 1.3960 0.05287 149 103 33 13
504 It suddenly struck me that I don't have an exit strategy. 1.3952 0.03498 167 117 44 6
505 One small step for a man, one giant staircase for mankind. 1.3951 0.06498 81 53 24 4
506 No, it doesn't go to heaven. We're Pagans. 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
507 I can see it's tall enough, but how do you get the dinosaur to stand next to it so that you can climb on? 1.3945 0.05832 109 75 26 8
508 And how do you get back down? 1.3942 0.05113 137 91 38 8
509 I appreciate your work Pythagoras,but how will this help us in real life. 1.3942 0.05319 137 93 34 10
510 I said, "Invent some CHAIRS." 1.3939 0.05130 132 87 38 7
511 Yesterday, the wheel. Today, the crash. 1.3939 0.05888 99 65 29 5
512 And with that, I’m declaring our first mission to space a success! 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
513 If you were named Pythagoras, it would be your destiny too. 1.3937 0.05495 127 86 32 9
514 You chose this over the wheel? 1.3935 0.04886 155 104 41 10
515 It's the original stairway to heaven. Make me an offer 1.3933 0.05085 150 102 37 11
516 But,I carried them all the way from Wales. 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
517 It's a metaphor. 1.3922 0.06098 102 69 26 7
518 You just don't get me do you, Lucille? 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
519 We could put our junk up here." 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
520 I don't care if the views are spectacular, I don't want to live in a walk-up. 1.3909 0.05790 110 76 26 8
521 Tisk, tisk, Albert, stoned again" 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
522 Sure, it's a walk-up, but look at the view! 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
523 I’m going to call it a ladder. 1.3908 0.04443 174 115 50 9
524 Did you really have to get stoned to get high 1.3904 0.04992 146 101 35 10
525 When I said we should take things to the next level... I didn’t mean this, Grog 1.3901 0.05208 141 96 35 10
526 What can you see from up there!?" "It's the same...you just look smaller 1.3886 0.03169 175 123 47 5
527 You didn't tell me your place was a walk-up. 1.3885 0.05055 139 93 38 8
528 I’m elevating my thinking 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
529 That doesn’t look like the picture. I think you should’ve read the directions 1.3884 0.06027 121 86 23 12
530 Inventing the spear would have been a better use of your time. 1.3881 0.05071 134 91 35 8
531 Well, how did you get up there? 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
532 You forgot to change it to Daylight Savings Time. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
533 Tell me I was more than just a stepping stone, Peter. 1.3876 0.04960 129 87 37 5
534 Some drawers underneath would actually be useful. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
535 Ain’t no mountain high enough”? 1.3873 0.05179 142 97 35 10
536 If that's the stairway to Heaven I'm staying down here. 1.3873 0.05179 142 97 35 10
537 Not bad. But you should see what the Otis boy down the street came up with. 1.3871 0.06122 93 62 26 5
538 Well,... it's my 'man-cairn'! 1.3866 0.05217 119 78 36 5
539 Okay, it's a FIRE ESCAPE... What's FIRE? 1.3858 0.05814 127 92 22 13
540 Anything else on your to-do list,.. honey? 1.3858 0.05006 127 83 39 5
541 I disagree. I believe it's more of an obtuse than a right triangle. 1.3852 0.05390 122 82 33 7
542 I can see Russia! 1.3852 0.05758 135 97 24 14
543 Why have you stacked all your tools? 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
544 It's my man tower. 1.3846 0.06051 117 83 23 11
545 I think you’d be better off inventing a man cave. 1.3846 0.05543 117 79 31 7
546 I don’t care what you say you are not king of the world. 1.3846 0.04982 117 79 33 5
547 OK, perhaps they will call this the height of the Stone Age 1.3846 0.05847 104 70 28 6
548 -What are you doing, Pythagoras? - It's a theory baby 1.3846 0.04748 169 116 41 12
549 I told you it'd be lonely at the top. What do you want for dinner? 1.3846 0.05685 104 71 27 6
550 Now leap to my death?! This seems more like a birthday present for you than for me. 1.3841 0.04967 138 92 39 7
551 A ladder? What's that? 1.3840 0.04654 125 90 28 7
552 ... but in the dream they were moving and people would stand on them and go up... and this just went on and on ...What do you think ? 1.3840 0.05179 125 85 33 7
553 I had to do something with all those damn sourdough loaves. 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
554 Fine, but I'm not cleaning it. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
555 C'mon up, it's only a stone's throw away! 1.3836 0.03403 146 112 28 6
556 Classic Rock: Stoneway to Heaven 1.3833 0.06056 120 86 22 12
557 Someday they'll name a song after this. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
558 Yes, but is it art? 1.3828 0.05217 128 86 35 7
559 I like Led Zeppelin too, honey, but this has gone too far 1.3818 0.06055 110 77 24 9
560 ‘In my opinion, BETTER than the wheel.’ 1.3818 0.05163 110 71 36 3
561 I told you the earth is flat. 1.3814 0.05635 118 83 26 9
562 I just use the clock on my phone. 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
563 Sisyphus Smishyphus! 1.3813 0.05043 139 94 37 8
564 And so began the ocean view listing. 1.3810 0.04893 126 82 40 4
565 Behold the hypotenuse! 1.3810 0.05840 126 90 24 12
566 Great. I want to talk and now you're high again. 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
567 Nobody cares about rock stacking. Go invent fire or something. 1.3802 0.05150 121 80 36 5
568 I was okay with the man cave, but a MAN CAIRN too? 1.3798 0.05633 129 91 27 11
569 Any sign of climate change? 1.3798 0.05413 129 89 31 9
570 Trust me, it’ll be hilarious when someone tries to figure out what it is in a few hundred millennia.” 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
571 OK. If this doesn't work, we'll ask for directions. 1.3796 0.05692 108 73 29 6
572 I think I'll call it a "sky-scraper" 1.3796 0.05397 137 96 30 11
573 Now invent one for 'down'. 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
574 Why won’t you ever read the directions? 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
575 Can we get them carpeted? 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
576 I know we talked about no walk ups, but it has a million dollar view. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
577 You don't need to get any higher to prove that you're a stoner. 1.3780 0.05801 127 91 24 12
578 This wasn't the first time Mrs. Pythagorean wished she'd married a simple hunter/gatherer. 1.3776 0.05713 98 65 29 4
579 No, I'm not sure what a 'henge' is either. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
580 I need some space, Linda 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
581 I don't know, Noah, a boat might be a better idea. 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
582 Yeah, well, future civilizations will make a lot more out of it. 1.3769 0.05267 130 89 33 8
583 Seriously, a walk-up? 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
584 Let’s call it, ‘The Wheel.’ 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
585 I was talking about the metaphorical high ground. 1.3762 0.05423 101 66 32 3
586 I see you've discovered it's lonely at the top. 1.3761 0.05253 117 83 26 8
587 How's the Wi-Fi signal? 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
588 Honey, a^2 + b^2 does equal c^2! 1.3759 0.05185 133 91 34 8
589 The realtor said a second floor will really help us stand out in a buyer's market 1.3759 0.05074 133 90 36 7
590 Quit stonewalling and go do the dishes. 1.3750 0.05805 120 85 25 10
591 I just needed a little perspective. 1.3750 0.05970 96 65 26 5
592 ‘Okay, now flap your arms’ 1.3750 0.05400 112 75 32 5
593 Please tell me you won’t put the washer and dryer up there. 1.3740 0.05340 123 84 32 7
594 Any sign of civilization? 1.3739 0.05449 115 78 31 6
595 Well, you built it and they did not come. Time to get back to hunting and gathering. 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
596 It's nothing like Stonehendge 1.3737 0.05668 99 66 29 4
597 You can come down now. The snake is gone. 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
598 Can you make one where the stairs move so I don’t have to walk? 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
599 Yes,you have gone where no man has gone before. Now,get down! 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
600 If you build it, they will come. 1.3727 0.05303 110 73 33 4
601 I married the square of the hypotenuse. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
602 OK. I admit it. You DO have stones. 1.3725 0.05291 102 71 26 5
603 I feel like it needs something. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
604 I told you not to throw away the instructions. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
605 I call it a 'telescope'. 1.3710 0.06110 124 92 18 14
606 It’s lonely at the top, Marge. 1.3710 0.05181 124 89 28 7
607 What?! It’s art. 1.3710 0.05053 124 83 36 5
608 It’s called a PROTOTYPE 1.3709 0.04215 151 106 38 7
609 Just think, a million years from now those fools will think that this is a monument to a god, when all it is is a king of the hill game. 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
610 I still think you should have dug the pool first. 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
611 And I suppose the Mexicans are gonna pay for it? 1.3704 0.06253 108 78 20 10
612 So THAT's what happened to all the furniture. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
613 A powerful statement,but we need fresh meat. 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
614 Well, I hope your view looking down at my face is better than my view looking up at your.... 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
615 Started at rock bottom now I’m here. 1.3701 0.05220 127 87 33 7
616 In this next trust exercise.. 1.3701 0.05454 127 89 29 9
617 I'm not gathering more until you tell me what you're hunting. 1.3697 0.05319 119 81 32 6
618 I can’t decide if your work’s become more acute or just less obtuse. 1.3697 0.05451 119 84 27 8
619 I was hoping for something just a bit more modern. 1.3696 0.04833 138 93 39 6
620 No railings? 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
621 I have this funny feeling that A square plus B square equals C square 1.3689 0.04966 122 86 29 7
622 I’m not coming down until you put on your mask 1.3689 0.05843 122 88 23 11
623 It's a Ponzi scheme; it'll be all the rage in the twenty-first century! 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
624 You're right. I am attracted to taller men. 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
625 Yes I’m peeing, I’m peeing right now 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
626 Told you so Debbie: flat 1.3680 0.05021 125 84 36 5
627 Is this the high ground Reddit is talking about? 1.3675 0.05509 117 81 29 7
628 When I said "Come up with something" I was talking about dinner 1.3673 0.05502 98 65 30 3
629 Did I hear you say it's lonely at the top? 1.3672 0.05187 128 88 33 7
630 Where do you think you’re going? 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
631 Have you seen anything edible yet? 1.3670 0.04991 109 73 33 3
632 I prefer your cave drawings. 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
633 Call Sisyphus. 1.3667 0.06409 90 63 21 6
634 I’ll come down when you get your second shot. 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
635 It gets better! 1.3664 0.05220 131 91 32 8
636 Ok...But how do I get down? 1.3664 0.05441 131 95 25 11
637 What's right about it? 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
638 I distinctly said 'equilateral'. 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
639 Too functional. If you want to perplex future generations, stand them up in a circle. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
640 Well, I don't care what the Jones's say, all natural material with open views are in this year. 1.3661 0.05812 112 81 22 9
641 That’s not the 12-step program you need. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
642 I still think your man “cave” idea is better. 1.3659 0.05448 123 86 29 8
643 This is exactly why I should’ve been in charge of the design choices. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
644 Laugh all you want Linda. One day they’ll write a song about my stairway. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
645 I see the stones. Where’s the henge? 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
646 The first pyramid scheme 1.3655 0.05520 145 107 23 15
647 Honey, everyone else has moved on to the Bronze Age. 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
648 Only you would build stairs to nowhere without a closet at the top. 1.3652 0.05288 115 78 32 5
649 You're still not winning this argument! 1.3651 0.02546 126 96 26 4
650 Wait until you see Stonehenge; you’re gonna want to up your game. 1.3651 0.05238 126 87 32 7
651 ' I think I can ask the Mexicans to pay for it, honey ' 1.3651 0.05238 126 87 32 7
652 Come down, I won't hurt you. 1.3650 0.04846 137 96 34 7
653 Did it for the glutes. 1.3646 0.05565 96 64 29 3
654 I would have gone with walls first, but fine. 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
655 I think you're over-reacting. Sea levels aren't going to rise for another two and a half million years. 1.3645 0.05538 107 75 26 6
656 Is that the hill you want to die on? 1.3644 0.05602 118 85 24 9
657 I thought you were watching the kids?! 1.3644 0.05471 118 82 29 7
658 Fine, but meanwhile everyone else on our block owns a wheel. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
659 So, is the beach crowded? 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
660 I just feel like it's missing something. 1.3636 0.04956 110 72 36 2
661 If it's a right triangle, then why does it feel so wrong? 1.3636 0.05438 110 75 30 5
662 How long will you be up there? Your supper is wandering off. 1.3636 0.05629 121 86 26 9
663 Its the stairway to heaven for atheists. 1.3636 0.06020 110 79 22 9
664 My parents always said marrying you would be a rocky road. 1.3636 0.05249 121 83 32 6
665 Ugga’s husband gave her a Peloton. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
666 You look sooo BC from here... 1.3636 0.05116 121 86 28 7
667 Well that escalated extremely slowly. 1.3630 0.05109 135 94 33 8
668 It was about the process, not the result. 1.3629 0.05289 124 86 31 7
669 I told you we didn’t need a Peloton. 1.3627 0.05079 102 71 27 4
670 Can you see Sara Palin? 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
671 You'll come down when you're hungry enough. 1.3626 0.05954 91 62 25 4
672 How stupid do you think giraffes are? 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
673 I don't know. What if we just call it a hypotenuse. 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
674 Back double with a full twist. 1.3619 0.05086 105 72 30 3
675 I'm calling it my stairway to Kevin. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
676 Sometimes I just don't understand you. All I said is that my mother is coming for a visit. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
677 I am NOT talking down to you! 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
678 At least I didn't paint myself into a corner. 1.3605 0.07001 86 63 15 8
679 I call it a stairway. Not sure what to do with it. 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
680 ... and this is where we’ll present our newborn to the animal kingdom. 1.3604 0.04666 111 81 25 5
681 I see London, I see France.... 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
682 I said be bolder, not boulder. 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
683 And you said my fire idea wasn't safe. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
684 Looks great - now build a two story cave around it! 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
685 Father always said you’d go nowhere. 1.3596 0.06732 89 67 13 9
686 I just hope we're zoned for this. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
687 ...anyway, so you just climb up here and look at stuff for long periods of time. I call ‘em ‘Stares’ 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
688 What are you trying to prove Pythagoras? 1.3592 0.06301 103 75 19 9
689 Just sayin', a regular 'man cave' would've been a lot less work. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
690 I suppose you are wondering why I called you all here today... 1.3590 0.04999 117 81 31 5
691 "I mean it, Larry: you're ONE step away from a divorce!" 1.3588 0.05205 131 92 31 8
692 It’s a walk up but the views are great. 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
693 If you have a better idea about a ladder just say it 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
694 Maybe you should have read the drawings, first. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
695 Careful, it could be thousands of years before we ever get healthcare. 1.3585 0.05224 106 71 32 3
696 Uhm...I thought you were building a fire? 1.3585 0.05394 106 72 30 4
697 How many times do I have to tell you? I can't hear you when I'm upstairs. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
698 I still can't find what I was looking for. 1.3583 0.05461 120 87 24 9
699 What’s a staircase? 1.3583 0.04992 120 81 35 4
700 What's a fire escape? 1.3583 0.05893 120 88 21 11
701 Now I need to invent the second floor. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
702 Don't come back to the cave until you've caught a bird. 1.3582 0.04901 134 92 36 6
703 So this is where all the furniture went. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
704 Now pull out the bottom stone and I'll show you the escalator. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
705 Oh come on, Sisyphus! Very clever, but do you really think this will count as your atonement? 1.3579 0.05780 95 67 23 5
706 I hope someone invents the slide soon! 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
707 You do realize we only have a one-story cave. 1.3578 0.05298 109 74 31 4
708 I'm going to cal it a Hi- Rise. 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
709 Turn around. I hadn't thought about the fact that I'm wearing a skirt. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
710 Yes, it's a fixer-upper, but just look at those territorial views. 1.3577 0.03550 137 97 37 3
711 I haven't invented how to get down yet. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
712 Shouldn’t our food and shelter come before your self-actualization? 1.3571 0.06256 84 58 22 4
713 I’m not saying redo the whole thing, I just think it’d look a lot nicer as a big circle. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
714 It’s not exactly inventing the wheel, isn’t it? 1.3566 0.05369 129 92 28 9
715 Here's evidence that giant aliens wearing wedge heeled shoes were once here 1.3565 0.05686 115 82 25 8
716 Well, what do you know? You CAN see Russia from here... 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
717 Still looks flat from up here 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
718 Get down here before I kick out this rock! 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
719 Stacks of stones may break your bones. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
720 What's next, unequal pay? 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
721 I think it’s the greatest rock composition ever 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
722 Hmmm, well that was pointless, but at least it killed some time 1.3559 0.05180 118 81 32 5
723 It's a new game I call "Descent of Man". 1.3558 0.05943 104 74 23 7
724 It’s the only thing I can think of after the wheel and fire. Everything else has been done. 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
725 No, I said ‘isosceles.’ 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
726 You better be careful, you're on a slippery slope! 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
727 Eventually it will lead somewhere, Karen! 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
728 Maybe you should have thought of that before building stairs that only go up. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
729 I guess I've been eating too much fiber. 1.3542 0.05258 144 107 24 13
730 I'm getting away from hunting and gathering... 1.3542 0.05731 96 66 26 4
731 I see you're getting high again. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
732 I was hoping for fire. 1.3535 0.05799 99 69 25 5
733 It's fine for now, dear, but what happens when we get older? 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
734 'I still think you should have started with the location of the bathroom' 1.3534 0.05511 116 84 24 8
735 Okay, so you've invented the first twelve step program. 1.3534 0.05511 116 84 24 8
736 Still doesn't beat inventing the wheel. 1.3529 0.05512 102 70 28 4
737 Handrail? 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
738 It doesn't have to make sense - posterity will think its profound. 1.3529 0.06196 85 59 22 4
739 Your penthouse, although nice, lacks something in living space. 1.3529 0.04587 153 106 40 7
740 Nice try but you're still shorter than me. 1.3525 0.04788 122 82 37 3
741 ... and I'll call it 'stare', because I'm able now to stare at things far away. 1.3525 0.05573 122 90 22 10
742 This isn’t what I meant when I told you to enter a 12-step program! 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
743 Need anything while I'm up here? 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
744 ?And how's my mother supposed to get up there 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
745 Get down off your high-potenuse! 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
746 Is this for "ritual purposes?" 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
747 That's my steps for the day 1.3524 0.05410 105 74 26 5
748 It needs handrails to bring it up to code 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
749 I thought you said you were going to get the Neanderthals to pay for it. 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
750 Of course I don’t get the metaphor! Metaphors won’t be invented for millions of years. Now get down from there! 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
751 The wheel was great. But I don't think this ladder idea is going to catch on. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
752 Finally! 1.3516 0.05270 91 60 30 1
753 My mother always said that you were going nowhere. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
754 What? This is rock solid pyramid attempt! 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
755 I needed a hill to die on. 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
756 I call it, “stairs”. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
757 Now that you’re free can you take out the garbage. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
758 Are you high or somthing? 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
759 All I’m saying is that it might have been handier next to the cave 1.3511 0.05801 94 65 25 4
760 Are you stoned? 1.3509 0.05135 114 80 29 5
761 Next time bring the damn GPS, Adam. 1.3509 0.04490 114 82 28 4
762 Is this the end of the Stone Age? 1.3507 0.03709 134 100 30 4
763 This is your idea of upward mobility? 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
764 You've got some angle - right? 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
765 Not sure what is it good for, but it feels like progress. 1.3504 0.05051 117 80 33 4
766 I've invented the second floor. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
767 Actually, it's kind of lonely at the top. 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
768 I'm impressed by your spatial aptitude and engineering prowess. Now go kill something for dinner 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
769 I’ve heard of painting yourself into a corner, but THIS is ridiculous. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
770 I think it examines the universality of our struggle to evolve, combined with a collective sense of the sublime. 1.3500 0.06093 100 74 18 8
771 I think going to Mars is going to be more difficult than I thought 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
772 Sure it lacks in square footage, but look at that view! 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
773 As long as you're happy. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
774 We missed our flight. The Pterodactyl left at 7:30. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
775 Sorry, it’s no Stonehenge. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
776 Honestly? It’s no Stonehenge, but it’s a start. 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
777 On second thought, you should've just reinvented the wheel. 1.3490 0.04658 149 106 35 8
778 Meh ... it's no Stonehenge. 1.3488 0.04753 129 88 37 4
779 Sure, I can move it two feet to the left. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
780 Therefore art thou Isosceles. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
781 I told you, I don’t care that you’re shorter than me. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
782 Sure the windows are a little small, but it's built with 100% sustainable materials. 1.3482 0.04151 112 84 25 3
783 No underwear again! 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
784 It looks great, but can you explain the "second story" part again? What's exactly is a "floor" ? 1.3482 0.05027 112 78 30 4
785 Can you see past the Stone Age from up there? 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
786 But how’s the cell reception? 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
787 I’m calling it a Stair Master. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
788 From down here I'd say a squared plus b squared equals c squared. 1.3478 0.05450 92 62 28 2
789 Okay, so you’re king of the hill. . . now what? 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
790 I know the construction is as fragile as my ego, but I enjoy you looking up to me for once. 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
791 Don’t fret, dear. Stonehenge wasn’t built in a day. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
792 Is this the line for the 4:30 mammoth to the tar pits? 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
793 Can we try it a few inches to the left? 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
794 I forgot why I built this. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
795 You’re right. The earth is flat. 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
796 You said those were for my patio. 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
797 "One giant leap for mankind"....seriously? 1.3462 0.04849 130 90 35 5
798 ....look Harold, I KNOW the signal is bad here.... But would it hurt you to spend just ONE evening talking to your wife?.... 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
799 This better not be another one of your pyramid schemes. 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
800 Will you just ask for directions Dan? 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
801 I think your wheel idea was better. 1.3455 0.05074 110 75 32 3
802 You're always inventing things we don't need. First your wheel, now this! 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
803 And we'll make the Mayans pay for it! 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
804 I told you this before, I'm not moving in until you build a kitchen! 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
805 Don't expect Mexico to pay for it. 1.3441 0.05184 93 64 27 2
806 Nobody's gonna think aliens built THIS! 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
807 Now we need a ramp to make it wheel chair accessible. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
808 You could just wear a mask 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
809 Now if I could just remember why I came up here. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
810 OK, now we need one going down. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
811 I think you’ve peaked. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
812 Of course I don't engineer situations just so I can look down on you... 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
813 It worked. I see our future. 1.3431 0.05212 102 72 26 4
814 I don’t care if they were on sale they are going back 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
815 ‘See ya later, escalator!’ 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
816 How long will it take to build one that goes down? 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
817 The original episode of “Upstairs/Downstairs.” 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
818 You only had one job 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
819 My therapist recommended this twelve-step program 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
820 Come down from there. It was only a mouse. 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
821 Did you get Mexico to pay for it? 1.3421 0.06367 76 53 20 3
822 Stop playing with the furniture. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
823 If you can figure out how to build it, you can figure out how to climb down. 1.3415 0.06066 82 57 22 3
824 the mammoth petting station is closed due to global extinction 1.3415 0.04943 123 88 29 6
825 Who ever heard of a man cave up on the second story? 1.3415 0.05269 123 90 25 8
826 Tell me again. Which is the hypotenuse? 1.3415 0.05010 123 86 32 5
827 I think we’re ready for our trip to Burning Man this year. 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
828 At that point Sarah realized her marriage to Jim was officially on the rocks. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
829 Fine. Now go kill dinner. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
830 You could have spent that time inventing the wheel... 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
831 And what if they move the border wall 10 feet to the right? 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
832 The I told you. It's the sum of the square of the rocks on the other two sides. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
833 What’s the point of inventing a staircase when we live in a cave? 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
834 I told you not to buy a pyramid at IKEA 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
835 At least you found a way to get your steps in. 1.3404 0.04809 141 103 30 8
836 Guess what, I just invented the fear of heights. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
837 Build it and they will come? For what? 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
838 I don't know why you'd want to ride a brontosaurus anyway. 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
839 I call it the Pythagorean Steps. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
840 How many bars do you get up there? 1.3398 0.05441 103 75 24 4
841 You invent stairs; I'll invent underwear. 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
842 I forgot. Am I paper or scissors? 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
843 My drawing couldn't adequately capture my vision, Helen. 1.3394 0.05249 109 76 29 4
844 Babe, stop before you accidentally create a religion like the neighbors. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
845 Nice try, but the dishes still need doing. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
846 This will be big once Led Zeppelin and religion are invented. 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
847 I don’t think that’s what they meant by “social distancing” 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
848 Yes, but if you were a Rotarian, we'd have a wheel. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
849 Your great inventions never lead anywhere! 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
850 This isn't what I had in mind when we decided to take the next step. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
851 No,, I won't get your guitar and it's not a stairway to heaven". 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
852 I know our Neanderthal brains haven’t invented “metaphor” yet, but I’m pretty sure this is one. 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
853 Now, what are you up to? 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
854 Not just a ladder: a portable ladder. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
855 A staircase to heaven, huh? 1.3386 0.05150 127 99 19 9
856 Of course, I still believe in gender equality. 1.3380 0.05999 71 50 19 2
857 Just trying to get my steps in 1.3373 0.05757 83 57 24 2
858 Can we just stop and ask someone for directions? 1.3371 0.05523 89 61 26 2
859 Damn it Jeff, quit hoarding, will you? Those stones were meant for the whole village. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
860 Is the view from the top everything you expected it to be? 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
861 Are you sure you read all the instructions? 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
862 Next, I'm inventing one that goes down. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
863 Big deal. You should see what the Stonehenge’s next door just built. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
864 Now I can't remember why I came up here. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
865 Heaven can wait, get down here and hunt or gather. 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
866 Nice work, Mr. Builder. Now why don't you go out and be Mr. Hunter-Gatherer and get us some dinner. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
867 Very acute, George. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
868 They can see you too, you know! 1.3368 0.06627 95 72 14 9
869 Unlike other great men who created innovations far ahead of their time, Thak was, in fact, a moron. 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
870 Both rocks hit the ground at the same time! Write it down so we don't forget. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
871 Building higher in a real estate bubble? Is that wise? 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
872 I don't care if it's safer and quieter. I am not doing a walk-up. 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
873 Who’s at rock bottom now? 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
874 You’ll just do anything to avoid seeing my mother, won’t you? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
875 It’s my cardio day. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
876 Okay, Honey, I'm ready. Bring the mammoth over. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
877 Congratulations— you’ve built the first walkup. 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
878 I still can’t see this glass ceiling you keep talking about. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
879 The kids aren't upstairs. I guess they've gone outside again. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
880 What do you think? Should I patent it? 1.3364 0.05048 110 76 31 3
881 Feel more evolved up there? 1.3363 0.04967 113 78 32 3
882 It’s obvious now which sex is on top of the evolutionary pyramid! 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
883 It’ll be perfect for prom photos. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
884 Dr. Fauci says two more moons to be on the safe side. 1.3362 0.05187 116 84 26 6
885 Put a loincloth on, Zog 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
886 Looks nice, but the Flintstones want their house back. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
887 What do you mean "unhenged"? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
888 I can’t recall what problem we were solving. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
889 I made it for the cat. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
890 I don’t care if you got there a MILLION years before Pythagoras — you’re still wrong. 1.3361 0.04744 122 88 29 5
891 It's a bit gaudy, but it's your candidacy for tribal chieftain, not mine. 1.3360 0.04812 125 87 34 4
892 What goes up must come down, honey. 1.3360 0.04812 125 87 34 4
893 Is it to code? 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
894 Explain how this will feed us" 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
895 Then you join me, we walk down, and I announce I'm running for President. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
896 Are you sure God told you we could fly? 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
897 We could've just asked for directions 1.3333 0.05584 87 60 25 2
898 All I have to do is invent the electric motor and I'll have a escalator. 1.3333 0.04906 147 112 23 12
899 And I had to be the one to marry an abstract artist. 1.3333 0.05987 93 69 18 6
900 What about the extra rocks, Ikea? 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
901 I'm not buying it. 1.3333 0.05697 90 65 21 4
902 Why not just join a gym? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
903 Stop mumbling about c squared, you old fool, and get down here. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
904 We should have stayed in the trees. 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
905 If my theory on gravitational attraction is correct, both the feather and I will reach the ground as the same time! 1.3333 0.05177 99 68 29 2
906 The aliens got bored and moved on to other projects. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
907 It would be perfect, but how do we get it to the cave? 1.3333 0.05583 93 65 25 3
908 We already live in a cave, I named it my 'Man Mound'. 1.3333 0.04927 120 90 23 7
909 With all the strange stares I’m getting, I think I’ll call them “stairs”. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
910 I’m not sure I’m ready to take the next step. 1.3333 0.04912 126 89 32 5
911 Honey, the Egyptians finished theirs ages ago. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
912 10,000 years from now they won’t think we built it - they’ll claim our alien friends did! 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
913 I wanted to get my steps in before dinner. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
914 I had a feeling your climb to the top was rocky. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
915 Is there an elevator? 1.3333 0.05584 87 60 25 2
916 I call them stairs , but I'm not sure what they're good for yet. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
917 going somewhere? 1.3333 0.05237 114 81 28 5
918 I told you not to sleep climb anymore 1.3333 0.02602 120 96 20 4
919 It’s no wheel. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
920 I think you should see other people. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
921 I don't care what you've proven, Pythagoras! Get down here and kill us something for dinner! 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
922 Slow day at the giraffe dentist huh? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
923 Barry, I told you we didn’t have time to stop for a donut! The Pterodactyl to Tasmania is ALWAYS on time! 1.3333 0.03381 126 96 26 4
924 It may be an exercise in futility, but at least it’s still exercise. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
925 Trying to keep up with the Stonehenges are we!? 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
926 It doesn't get better at the top. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
927 I cashed in all my bitrock. 1.3333 0.05328 111 81 24 6
928 Well, I'm not getting buried in that until you build the other half 1.3310 0.04494 142 106 28 8
929 Now you try it backwards Ginger! 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
930 You'll have to do better than this to get away from me. 1.3304 0.05126 115 84 25 6
931 Thousand years from now, people will say Aliens did it! 1.3304 0.04739 115 79 34 2
932 This will make boarding the plane SO much easier ! 1.3304 0.04894 112 80 28 4
933 I think we can make it to Mars by 2030. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
934 90% of all ideas have a rocky start. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
935 Where are you going with this? 1.3303 0.04887 109 78 28 3
936 I've had it up to here with you! 1.3302 0.05315 106 75 27 4
937 Now will you ask for directions? 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
938 That's great, but it's not going to cook dinner. 1.3301 0.05048 103 73 27 3
939 No matter what you say this does not qualify as a home-improvement project! 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
940 Because it was not there. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
941 I really don't think people are gonna want to make that climb every day, Otis. 1.3300 0.05695 100 74 20 6
942 I didn’t think you had the stones! 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
943 What the fuck are you doing? 1.3300 0.06522 100 77 13 10
944 Eve, I think we're the only ones 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
945 I'd like it more if you made it handicap accessible. 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
946 Well I’d be more impressed if I knew where this was going 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
947 You better put this house back together by the time my parents get here. 1.3298 0.05324 94 67 24 3
948 Work hard, and one day you could have a pile of stones too." 1.3297 0.05426 91 65 23 3
949 Any sign of dinner on the horizon? 1.3297 0.04702 91 68 21 2
950 I wrote a song about this and later I'll explain what a zeppelin is. 1.3297 0.06163 91 69 15 7
951 Because I can't stand you, that's why. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
952 I guess you’re right. Technically, you HAVE moved up in the world. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
953 I'm going to set the sun back for daylight savings 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
954 Sure it doesn't look too impressive now, but in 5000 years, everyone will be talking about it 1.3297 0.05426 91 63 26 2
955 Mexico is not going to pay for this. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
956 Mansplain that 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
957 It's nice, but a spiral would suit our cave decor better. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
958 Is this what comes after "One Small Step for Man"? 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
959 Well, it's an interesting idea, but why would anyone want to climb up it? 1.3288 0.04570 146 104 36 6
960 Yo, Adrian! 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
961 There has got to be a better way to exercise. Ever think about inventing something round? 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
962 No babe I’m not your steppin’ stone 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
963 Another one should just about do it! 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
964 Are you sure you parked the brachiosaurus here? 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
965 Trust me honey, my 12-step program is solid. It can’t fail. 1.3274 0.04940 113 79 31 3
966 I think it will work better after they invent houses. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
967 I told you I’d make it to the top! 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
968 The upstairs leaves a lot to be desired 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
969 This walk-up has great views. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
970 Yes dear, all the neighbors are wearing masks. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
971 The view is unbelievable. 1.3271 0.04746 107 75 30 2
972 So you want to be a rock star 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
973 It's not any "Highway to Heaven" and your dinner's getting cold. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
974 Don't sneeze. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
975 You've taken "stuck between a rock and a hard place" to new heights. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
976 I feel like you're avoiding me. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
977 Have you seen the long flat stone that I use for cooking? 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
978 Interesting concept, but what's the business model? 1.3269 0.05010 104 72 30 2
979 Okay...back double with a triple twist? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
980 My next idea is a house with two floors. 1.3267 0.05095 101 72 26 3
981 The way you're looking at me. made me think of the name for this. Stairs. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
982 The fire was one thing, this I can’t get behind. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
983 I'm calling it Jenga. 1.3265 0.04977 98 67 30 1
984 So, that's the best you can do to avoid having this conversation about our relationship?! 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
985 The salesman’s name was Sisyphus. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
986 You’re not wearing underwear!! 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
987 Love the view, but we need more room. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
988 I call them '"stepping stones" 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
989 All you ever want to do is get high. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
990 I thought after the whole “paint yourself into a corner” incident you would’ve learned something. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
991 There ain’t no mountain high enough to keep you from taking out the garbage! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
992 Can you get my glasses? 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
993 Nicely gathered. Now, how 'bout some hunting? 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
994 You never just say, good job ! 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
995 Why, exactly, do we need boarding stairs? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
996 This proves it. A squared plus B squared equals C squared. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
997 You watched me build this with my own hands. How could you think aliens did this? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
998 If you want to try getting on his back again go get him yourself. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
999 But when they do invent house we'll be rich! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1000 Can you stop stonewalling for two seconds? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1001 Yes, I am impressed. Unfortunately, we just entered the Iron Age.” 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1002 Well that proves it...you can tell them all the earth is flat! 1.3247 0.05528 77 57 17 3
1003 I don’t know... I’m still hung up on that spiral design 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1004 Last chance, Ethel. If I get on this mammoth, I'm not coming back. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1005 Are you being obtuse? 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1006 First the wheel, now this ... I will be so happy when you finally go back to the office. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1007 Tomb with a view? 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
1008 I call it Times Square. 1.3241 0.05397 108 80 22 6
1009 No more hunter-gatherer. It's upper management for me, baby! 1.3241 0.05234 108 79 24 5
1010 Not bad for no tools and small brain. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1011 You need better hobbies. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1012 I'm calling it an escalator, Harriet. It might not be the best, but it's the first! 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
1013 I don't have time for your theorems, Pythagorus - come down and eat dinner! 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1014 Hedge! I said I wanted a "hedge." 1.3232 0.04938 99 70 27 2
1015 Inventor of the staircase? Probably. Inspiration for the escalator? Perhaps. But "guru?" Dream on! 1.3232 0.04938 99 68 30 1
1016 Okay... you don’t have to get the vaccine. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1017 The first man who mistakenly thought he had the higher ground. 1.3229 0.05235 96 67 27 2
1018 And it works in the other direction too! 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1019 It’s a game. I call it Jenga. 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1020 You said I couldn’t come home until I completed a 12 step program... well? 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1021 I thought I clearly said no walk-ups. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1022 Well, I'm the building inspector, and I say you DO need a permit... 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1023 If you'd build the other side, like we'd talked about, then I'd have a way to get down..! 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1024 What do you mean you built it because it wasn't there? 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1025 I forgot what it was I was building. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1026 Just playing the devil’s advocate, wouldn’t a downstairs man cave come first? 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1027 Thousands of years from now people will ask the same question: 'Why?' 1.3218 0.05779 87 64 19 4
1028 When you said you wanted to get high,I had no clue! 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1029 Great, but where's the bedroom? 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1030 That's one way to get your steps in. 1.3218 0.05662 87 64 19 4
1031 It’s going to be the wave of the future and we can get in on the ground floor. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1032 If you're that bored, you're boring. 1.3217 0.04011 115 86 26 3
1033 A structure this sophisticated could only have been built by aliens! 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1034 Come down, George! Nobody cares about a right-sided triangle made of stones. I hear the Druids are making something *really* big at Stonehenge. 1.3217 0.04718 143 104 32 7
1035 I call it a "Slide". 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1036 I think I just invented ego 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1037 And the rest of the house is open concept 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1038 I think I’d prefer a doorman building. 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1039 I can see your pebbles, Bob. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1040 Once a stoner, always a stoner. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1041 My brother discovered fire, my sister made the first wheel. I had to do something to keep up. 1.3208 0.04934 106 74 30 2
1042 Watch out for angry birds! 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1043 I think I'll call it "rock climbing" 1.3204 0.05382 103 76 22 5
1044 Now that you have invented a staircase, why not invent a two-story house? 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1045 Otis, I still think the elevator is a better idea 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1046 It's called bedrock for a reason, you idiot. Where are we going to sleep now? 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1047 This isn't how it looked on the box. 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1048 Pythagoras! Get down here this minute! What are you trying to prove?!! 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1049 It only goes up. 1.3200 0.04899 100 71 27 2
1050 Move it a little closer to the tree. 1.3197 0.04837 122 87 31 4
1051 Can you see anything you can hunt for dinner from up there? 1.3197 0.04694 122 88 30 4
1052 That's nice, but shouldn't you start with a basement? 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1053 You can't hide upstairs all day. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1054 Heaven hasn’t been invented yet so where exactly is your stairway going? 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1055 My mother always said that I should have married a hunter or a gatherer. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1056 Remind me, again, why I decided to partner with a creative type. 1.3190 0.05137 116 86 24 6
1057 I'm just a stones throw away. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1058 So...is it lonely? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1059 I think that's a remnant of the Precarious Period. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1060 Dammit Grog! I told you to develop a master plan before you started construction! 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1061 There's a taller one down the road at Babel! 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1062 I'm tired of you getting stoned AND high. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1063 It’s not a pyramid scheme 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1064 Nice try, but it's no Stonehenge. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1065 The first man that needed space 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1066 Of course it's the long way down. It's the hypotenuse. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1067 So.....you can see our house from there. 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
1068 Watch out you don't bang your head on the sky. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1069 Can you see the car now? 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1070 a walk-up? 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1071 It doesn't matter how high I am. I still need glasses. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1072 ...To be a rock and not to rooollll... 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1073 Thanks, but I'll wait until you invent the elevator. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1074 How are you getting down? Stairs haven’t been invented yet. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1075 So you've just invented status. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1076 Really, Phil? This is what you've been doing while I've been hunting and gathering? 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1077 Don't make me guess, just tell me. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
1078 I’m finally going places. Yet, I’m feeling very little support right now. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1079 Because the escalator was broken 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
1080 Now that you've built the stoop, what about the house? 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1081 Just jump. 1.3168 0.05060 101 71 28 2
1082 We are hereby separated. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1083 You’re still not getting out of sweeping the cave. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1084 There's no god up here either. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1085 Can we borrow some rocks for the fire pit? 1.3167 0.05156 120 90 23 7
1086 ‘If you build it, they will come?’ That’s one for the Ages 1.3165 0.05850 79 58 18 3
1087 Almost finished on the stair climber? 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1088 The world isn’t ready for a hard rock stairway to heaven. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1089 I’ve called it “The Wheel”. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1090 The first time a parent said, "Don't make me come up there." 1.3163 0.05728 98 74 18 6
1091 I call this place "upstairs." 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1092 Come on and get high with me. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1093 You were right. I should have invented the ladder first! 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
1094 We built this city on rocks and stones 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1095 Oh, Harry, you promised not to rearrange the furniture again! 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1096 Ok this is just a prototype, but I’m calling it “the wheel” 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1097 Long forgotten and several millennia before Newton’s Law of Gravity, Gar would tragically attempt to demonstrate the same concept to his wife. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
1098 Proof of what concept? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1099 So this is the wall they were going to have the dinosaurs pay for..? 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1100 You’ll do anything to avoid conversation. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1101 This is not what climbing the corporate ladder means, George. 1.3158 0.05110 114 85 23 6
1102 Okay, but still not dark- still not handsome. 1.3153 0.05502 111 85 18 8
1103 And who's gonna clean all these rocks? 1.3153 0.04786 111 78 31 2
1104 Practice time is over, Moses, it’s time for the real thing. 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1105 Pythagorus it's time for lunch. You can work on your 'theorum' later. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1106 Yeah, your "stairs" were cool, but Jerry invented the wheel yesterday. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1107 I get high with a little help from my friends! 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1108 Not everything I do has to have a point. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1109 I don't think these "stairs" will ever catch on. 1.3150 0.04500 127 92 31 4
1110 I made it to the top...now what? 1.3148 0.05035 108 80 24 4
1111 I think the wheel was better. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1112 Bear in mind it's just a prototype, I call it the wheel. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1113 I think it’s more of a stoned hedge . 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1114 I call it Jenga! Go ahead! Give it a try! 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
1115 Are you high George? 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1116 Excuse me, what time is the next dinosaur due? 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1117 I can see our cave from here. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1118 Oola invents the term 'Mansplaining' 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1119 What are you doing in the basement? 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1120 Um. That isn’t the fire pit I was imagining. You didn’t follow the IKEA instructions again, did you? 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1121 I think you’re taking this homo erectus thing too literally. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1122 So much for Noah and his Ark. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1123 I am over you talking down to me! 1.3133 0.05667 83 61 19 3
1124 Just checking to see what the neighbors were building... 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1125 What do you mean why? 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1126 Someone will write a song about this someday. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1127 I think I'll call them "steps." 1.3130 0.04997 115 85 25 5
1128 I’ve invented something. Can you think of ways to use it? 1.3125 0.05602 96 73 18 5
1129 Now when the T Rex comes up I can look him right in the eye and say “No!” 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1130 You built it. So where are they? 1.3125 0.04981 96 67 28 1
1131 You just missed the last Brontosaurus 10 minutes ago. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1132 Okay, okay, you rock my world! Now, come inside the cave for dinner! 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1133 Now if you could just invent the wheel, you'd really have something. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1134 It has potential. 1.3125 0.05196 96 68 26 2
1135 I hate math class. Hurts my back. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1136 ''I can see the future from up here, it's not that great." 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1137 You can laugh, but in 50,000 years, the name of OGG Stairs will be a household word! 1.3119 0.05483 109 83 19 7
1138 I thought you were working on the wheel. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1139 Oh, you invented negligence. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1140 That's no what I meant we needed some distance between us 1.3118 0.05180 93 68 22 3
1141 You may be above me but you’ll never be on top of me. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1142 Napoleon Complex? What’s that? 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1143 Of course I look up to you. 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
1144 ...and step 12 will be to share the program with other folks who need help. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1145 What's a 'jenga'? 1.3117 0.05921 77 57 17 3
1146 I’m telling you, I really don’t think it’s flat. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1147 Stay right there. I want the kids to see this. 1.3113 0.04900 106 75 29 2
1148 'Stairway to Kevin' is not going to make rock history. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1149 Not really a pyramid scheme, but getting there. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1150 Shouldn't that be attached to an art museum, Rocky? 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1151 Does this look like “nowhere” to you? 1.3111 0.05155 90 65 23 2
1152 I think we have to figure out another way to get to the moon 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1153 I call it “Hypotenuse” 1.3109 0.05303 119 92 20 7
1154 Not far enough yet, I can still see your family! 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1155 I’ll admit, it’s a bit of a fixer-upper 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1156 I'll give IKEA a call. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1157 To what end? 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
1158 You built it. They won’t come. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1159 Well, we'll have to wait until somebody invents the two-story brownstone. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1160 It was so much easier when you invented the wheel. 1.3106 0.04765 132 99 26 7
1161 I don't get where you're going with this. 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
1162 Grok is way ahead of you, he invented an elevator. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1163 B.C. Escher 1.3103 0.05250 87 61 25 1
1164 I'm supposed to be the one on the pedestal. 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
1165 Maybe invent the fire first before the fire escape? 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
1166 Let Newton discover it 1.3103 0.06185 87 67 14 6
1167 You were supposed to invent the wheel first. 1.3101 0.04643 129 93 32 4
1168 You can come down now- the scary things are all extinct 1.3101 0.04772 129 94 30 5
1169 So where does that leave me? 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1170 Want to help me confuse the heck out of some historians? 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1171 You're already reinventing that thing from yesterday? 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1172 Neanderthal thinking 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1173 Kevin and his stupid wheel will freak when he get's a load of this. 1.3099 0.05706 71 52 17 2
1174 I don’t think this counts as rock climbing. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1175 When they said 12 steps, I didn’t realize it was literal. 1.3099 0.05527 71 49 22 0
1176 Now that I’m safely up here...yes, you have gained a little weight. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1177 It's always such an uphill battle with you... 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1178 I am either on to something big here or I’m stoned. 1.3093 0.05152 97 69 26 2
1179 Now that I've invented stairs, I'm waiting for someone to invent the Slinky. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1180 If you promise not to leave the toilet seat up again, I will NOT pull a stone out from the bottom of the pile! 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1181 Yes honey, it's beautiful but how about that wheel? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1182 So you've invented the fire escape. What's next? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1183 Stoned again, huh? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1184 Do you have an exit plan? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1185 You're leading up to something, aren't you. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1186 Next I am going to invent the glass ceiling. 1.3086 0.05455 81 57 23 1
1187 I love the staircase, I do. I just assumed the rest of the house would come first. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1188 You should've invented the swimming pool first. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1189 Wonderful, That’s one small step for man! 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1190 All our neighbors are decorating with bronze. This just feels so Stone Age. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1191 I see you've made some giant steps for mankind. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1192 Stonewalling again? 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1193 I need the one in the middle back." 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1194 Isosceles, get down right now from that stone. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1195 No, hypotenuse side down! 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1196 OK, so the distance between us times itself is the same as your height above ground times itself plus the distance between me and the far end of this silly monument times itself. How is that going to put food on the spit? 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1197 What makes you think it hasn't already been built? 1.3084 0.04386 107 76 30 1
1198 Turns out I’m more of a gatherer. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1199 I'd never take you for granite. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1200 That’s not how 5g works. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1201 I still think a spiral staircase makes a statement. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1202 You're not wrong, you're just early. 1.3077 0.05110 91 64 26 1
1203 I should've listened to my mother and married the hunter instead of the architect! 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1204 Hypotenuse, you get down here right now! 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1205 You go stay up there, the dishes will still be waiting when you get down 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1206 Aren’t you worried ‘open-concept’ will just be a fad? 1.3070 0.03764 114 90 19 5
1207 You'll do anything to get out of doing the dishes! 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1208 I said, why don't you smile more. Not pile more. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1209 I’m ready for climate change. 1.3069 0.05217 101 78 18 5
1210 Honey, it’s just going to end up sitting in the back of the cave with that Ab Wheel you never use. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1211 My mother warned me not to marry a Druid. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1212 And then we walk down and I announce that I am running for President,whatever that is. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1213 You said you wanted a place with a view. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1214 I'm leaving you for Grog and his elevator. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1215 Time to step back and admire your handiwork. 1.3068 0.05907 88 68 15 5
1216 Oh, it's an accomplishment alright. I'm just not sure about calling it 'the ascent of Man.' How does 'the ascent of Walter' grab you? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1217 I call it ‘open concept’. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1218 This is gonna be a bitch for my mother. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1219 Hey,I won at Rocks,Scissors and Paper. What the heck are scissors and paper? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1220 So this is where you've been every weekend? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1221 And I've just invented, "get down from there". 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1222 We’ll call it the ‘two-story brownstone.’ 1.3061 0.04899 98 72 24 2
1223 I can see your cave from up here. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1224 So you invented the walk-up. Now what? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1225 I asked for a pyramid. 1.3059 0.05299 85 60 24 1
1226 Now just how do you think you are going to get down from there? 1.3059 0.05429 85 63 19 3
1227 I still can’t see your point of view. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1228 Face the rock-hard facts Fred... there’s nowhere to go but down. 1.3059 0.05803 85 64 17 4
1229 Now will you worship me? 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1230 You can make this but not a wheel? 1.3056 0.05337 108 82 20 6
1231 I just don't see where you are going with this. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1232 What‘s next, a bridge to nowhere? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1233 Very clever, now make something with π 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1234 The ramp was easy. The ark's gonna be a challenge. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1235 My testosterone just got the best of me. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1236 Oh right, I had not seen it from this angle. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1237 We don’t even believe in God! 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
1238 And the attic goes here... 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1239 So you're as tall as a wooly mammoth. Now what? 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1240 It's true. It is lonely at the top. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1241 You know, I’m the only witness. 1.3049 0.05804 82 62 16 4
1242 I'm on to something, but I don't know what. 1.3049 0.05401 82 63 15 4
1243 What are you going to sell next - our diet? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1244 'Stairs thing?!' Very nice honey, now put it on your 'Wheel thing' and get it out of the yard. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1245 I said rub them together, not build some dumb zen garden. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1246 It's not an acute problem 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1247 I said facing West, not East! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1248 Years from now archaeologists will ponder the astrological significance. I know it's just so you can see when my mother is coming to visit. 1.3043 0.05296 92 69 20 3
1249 Welcome to Stoneheap. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1250 Impressive, but I'd rather be clubbed and dragged away by my hair. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1251 Come down and talk to me like an adult! 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1252 It's not nothing. 1.3040 0.04714 125 91 30 4
1253 When you're done with whatever you're doing, the dishes are still in the sink. 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
1254 Some day they'll wonder why. So tell me - why? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1255 Yes, but the Egyptians had a lot of help. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1256 Don't stare at me from up there. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1257 Could you focus on something more productive, like fire? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1258 'You're concerned about what chair accessibility?' 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1259 Bring me a slinky! 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1260 I don't see a glass ceiling. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1261 Is my hypotenuse big enough to marry me now, honey? 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1262 What's the plan, Eric? 1.3036 0.04632 112 82 27 3
1263 I feel taken for granite. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1264 Sorry, but I need that Stone on the Bottom, the seventh one down from where you're Standing... 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1265 You call that a staircase? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1266 Why don't you keep working on the fire thing before trying to perfect this "Slinky" of yours 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1267 Now what, Isosceles? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1268 Mr Pythagorean! I thought you were supposed to pick up dinner! 1.3034 0.05155 89 63 25 1
1269 This isn't what I meant when I said we need stepping stones in our relationship. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1270 That's the right angle. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1271 It’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but at least it’s two floors! 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1272 When I said I wished someone would invent a 12-step program for you, this is not what I meant. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1273 Yep, it's definitely flat 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1274 Tim said stones are all the rage in the valley, so I signed us up for beta testing. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1275 Quit stonewalling and come down here right now! 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1276 Laugh if you must. Someday someone will invent a second floor. 1.3028 0.05049 109 82 22 5
1277 Don’t talk down to me. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1278 You didn’t tell me we were gonna live in a walk-up… 1.3028 0.04964 109 81 24 4
1279 I call it an inclined plane. Okay, but what's it good for? 1.3025 0.04312 119 88 28 3
1280 Where will it end? 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1281 Where do you want this? 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1282 I said, 'isosceles.' 1.3023 0.05747 86 65 17 4
1283 I'm the king of the world! 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1284 Well, Daryl, I should have been more specific. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1285 Not exactly giant steps for mankind 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1286 When I said let's get high on some rock, that's not what I meant. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1287 The yard IS larger, but I still really miss the cave... 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1288 I'm getting sick of your condescension. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1289 We don't have space in the cave for that 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1290 It's nice, but I wouldn't call it a wonder of the ancient world. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1291 Another Led Zeppelin fan! 1.3019 0.05473 106 82 17 7
1292 I still don't get it. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1293 Patriarchy rocks 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1294 Yeah,but I cook dinner! 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1295 Behold the StairMaster! 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1296 Well, that escalated quickly. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1297 You’re right. You can see Alaska from here. I thought she was just kidding. 1.3012 0.05872 83 63 16 4
1298 I call it the stair of the hypotenuse 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1299 Congrats on finishing your 12 steps. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1300 Get down the same way you got up. 1.3011 0.04783 93 67 25 1
1301 Our civilization has peaked. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1302 Playtime is over - now go kill something for dinner. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1303 It’s a stairway to heaven. Might make a good title for a rock song! 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1304 Maybe you should stick with crop circles. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1305 I just don't think the idea will get off the ground 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1306 Are those my good rocks ? 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1307 First the wheel, and now this?! 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1308 You can come down now. The 15 inch spider is gone. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1309 when I said we were gonna work on 12 steps I don’t mean literally! 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1310 Don't get me wrong; Stairs are good, but the fire idea was much better! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1311 move it back, i changed my mind 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1312 You realize you missed one in row four? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1313 So who decided to put you on a pedestal? 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1314 Mother told me you'd go nowhere. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1315 Those are NOT your schlepping stones. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1316 Would you get down from there,you look like a damn fool! 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1317 He's a bold one to think he can just boulder his way away from society. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1318 I was reliably informed that if I built it people would come. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1319 I’d be more impressed if you did the dishes. 1.3000 0.04754 110 79 29 2
1320 Sisyphus has got nothing on you, dear. 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1321 There you go taking the moral high ground again... 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1322 This wasn't exactly what I meant with "taking the relationship to another level" 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1323 And suddenly white privilege began to make sense 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
1324 So, Phythagoras, what's the big deal? 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1325 I know what a square is, but what is a hypotenuse? 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1326 What do you mean "third-floor lingerie" 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1327 All life is precarious, eh? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1328 Now that you've established your male superiority, what have you learned? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1329 It looks like you have the right angle. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1330 I met someone 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1331 That's going to be hard to vacuum. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1332 Fine. But if your goal is 'mysterious,' you really out to put them in a circle. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1333 You're not approaching it from the right angle. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1334 Do you need help getting down?” 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1335 It’s just a spider, for heaven’s sake. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1336 Why is it always about you? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1337 And how are we supposed to live in that? I told you to follow the instructions. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1338 I wish somebody would just invent the ladder already! 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1339 You can't get away from me that easily. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1340 As you can plainly see the length of the hypotenuse is equal to the square root of the sum of the squares of the sides. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1341 I am sorry I called you short. Now will you please come down? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1342 We're out of rocks. How are you going to get down? 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1343 Come on up; it's only a metaphor. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1344 I did my steps for the day 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
1345 Let's call it a 'wheel'. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1346 It's a nice idea, but have you ever seen a cave that actually needs one? 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1347 Why can't you be like all the other husbands and just hang out in your man cave? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1348 When I said I liked tall men, I didn’t mean it like this. 1.2981 0.04402 104 77 25 2
1349 Respect the hierarchy. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1350 Why are you always talking down to me? 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1351 Can you move it a little to the left? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1352 I think I can see Russia from here. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1353 OK, so it's an eleven-step program. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1354 See anything we can worship for food? 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
1355 Those things you call steps are never going to move Otis. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1356 Now if I can just get the mammoth to stand next to it 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1357 Looks like a rocky foundation 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1358 First fire, then the wheel, now stairs, when will you stop wasting your time on these crazy ideas. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1359 Let's move it to the left about three feet. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1360 You seriously called me here to tell me you're stuck? 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1361 I thought we moved here so I wouldn't have to climb steps. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1362 Well . . . I call that one the hypotenuse. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1363 What’s next, a man cave? 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1364 So, this is about how high we got last time, before God scattered us for our hubris. 1.2976 0.05813 84 64 16 4
1365 So what's your exit strategy? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1366 Yes, the view might be glorious...but the closet situation is dreadful! 1.2973 0.07385 74 59 8 7
1367 We're gonna need a bigger hut. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1368 This’ll show Grog and his precious “invention of the wheel” 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1369 Now you just need to invent a way down. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1370 No higher ... the building codes don't allow stairways with 13 steps. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1371 Darn it Clarence. There you go, stonewalling again. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1372 I’m still not understanding the benefit of broadening my horizon 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1373 Yup, the world is flat 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1374 Amazing, George, but can you see our next meal from there? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1375 Stonehenge not Unhinged! 1.2967 0.03982 91 68 22 1
1376 We won't have to take that trip to Macchu Picchu! 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1377 What's a hobby? 1.2967 0.05298 91 68 20 3
1378 Now we just have to invent the airplane 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1379 I got the chills! This is the closest I’ve been to be on the verge of something! 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1380 You should see what the Druids are building. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1381 But Led Zeppelin won't write the song for another 3,000 years . . . 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1382 Is this the precursor to the bridge to nowhere? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1383 Stay right there - I'm having some friends over for Jenga. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1384 So they wouldn't pay for the wall? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1385 Oh my. You're stoned and high again! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1386 Ok, but I still think the wheel has more potential 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1387 I built they stairway and you write the song. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1388 Congratulations. You've invented open concept. 1.2958 0.06149 71 54 14 3
1389 When I told you to get a mastodon, I meant for dinner, not for riding. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1390 Pythagoras, come down now. Dinner is ready. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1391 I’m going to sell it on Crag’s list. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1392 You know I don't like it when you get high 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1393 Can we see how it looks next to the river? 1.2955 0.05863 88 69 15 4
1394 I will never in a million years name our child Pythagoras! 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1395 Harvey, you can't build your way out of the Stone Age. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1396 This doesn't prove anything Pythagoras darling. 1.2955 0.04617 88 66 20 2
1397 the doctor said do the 12 steps, not build your own 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1398 I can see a whole another world from up here! Not that it’s any different. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1399 Now you need to build another one to come down. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1400 I think it needs a mezzanine. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1401 You got yourself up there. You can get yourself down. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1402 I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens, Alice. Aliens. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1403 A little to the left, dear. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1404 This is your most obtuse idea yet. 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
1405 I told you I was going up in the world 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1406 Go away I’m trying to be lonely at the top 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1407 Wow, look at the stones on that guy 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1408 Just think, 2,000 years from now they'll think we're geniuses. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1409 I TOLD you, I won't consider a walk-up! 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1410 This will help everyone exit the Brontosaurus safely. 1.2947 0.04935 95 68 26 1
1411 Ahead of its time is one way to put it 1.2947 0.05157 95 72 20 3
1412 Would you mind bringing up a snack? 1.2946 0.04853 112 82 27 3
1413 Your design is a little primitive. 1.2941 0.05501 102 79 17 6
1414 You haven’t happened to see a big pile of rocks anywhere have you? 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1415 Now I am thinking ... perhaps a pyramid might last longer than a right triangle? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1416 I know. I know. You're King of All You See. Now climb down and kill some dinner. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1417 Stop playing with the furniture and come down from there. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1418 I like this one better than your Ivory Tower 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1419 Stoners rule! 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1420 So is it really lonely at the top? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1421 Stairs, obviously. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1422 I'll run the first construction company and you'll be the first mob wife 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1423 Could you bring up that stone on your right? 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1424 You've made your point, Pythagoras. Now can you put our house back together? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1425 You really peaked with fire and the wheel, huh? 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1426 I can see my car! 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1427 When they invent the mortgage we'll finish it. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1428 I asked you to fix the shelter, not invent an art form. 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
1429 It's a start! 1.2941 0.04743 102 75 25 2
1430 I think it’s a right ‘ol triangle. Don’t you? 1.2941 0.04826 119 90 24 5
1431 I really think you should stick to cave painting if you want to last. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1432 Herbert, get down here and stop the stonewalling. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1433 It’s a Rockmaster 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1434 This is not how you climb up the food chain 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1435 Well, I guess you’re our king now. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
1436 The original Stair Master 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1437 What's a view? 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1438 Whoa--it's, like, the opposite of a hole." 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
1439 Prehistoric painted into a corner 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1440 You're not putting me up there. I asked for a pedestal. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1441 Yes, it is a great place to give a speech but no one cares what you say. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1442 Well, I still think it would have been more worthwhile to kill a mammoth 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1443 By the time I finished building it the pool dried up! 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1444 I'm still taller than you. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1445 Ok, so you've built it. Remind me who you expect to come. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1446 What do you mean it's out of service? 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1447 Stoneunhinged? 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1448 Turns out the weather is pretty much the same up here 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1449 I just really need my space, Janet 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1450 Imagine a deck, open living space, a kitchen island and three bedrooms! 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1451 Brilliant, Fred, now come take out the garbage. 1.2929 0.05607 99 77 16 6
1452 Your flight is delayed. 1.2929 0.05324 99 76 18 5
1453 Stop wasting your time. Build a wheel! 1.2929 0.04816 99 71 27 1
1454 I'm beginning to think mother was right about not marrying a Neanderthal. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1455 Now we invent, underwear. 1.2929 0.05324 99 78 15 6
1456 What do you mean you'll put me on a pedestal? 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1457 Great, but what's your angle? 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1458 Sisyphus, you can finish it tomorrow. 1.2927 0.06008 82 64 13 5
1459 Is this what you meant by taking me to the Top of The Rock ? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1460 Yes dear, you've been really productive. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1461 Come down from your high tower and help me with fire! 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1462 You can come down now. We got your vaccine. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1463 It’s the first man made structure visible from space 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1464 Can you hand me the stone to your right please? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1465 There's gotta be an easier way to get high. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1466 Lunch is served, your highness 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1467 Let’s get the hell out of here there’s a Megalosaurus headed this way full speed! 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1468 It's true. It does equal the sum of the other two sides. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1469 The stairs will sweep up to the bedroom. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1470 Are you sure about this jenga duel! 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1471 You won't believe how far you can see. 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1472 I'm sorry, 'Stairway to Kevin' wasn't quite what I requested... 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1473 Fine. I take it back. You're not unbalanced. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1474 Who’s more clever now? Let’s see if Ug can get his fancy-schmancy “wheel” up my “steps.” 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1475 I’ll finish the rest next weekend. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1476 You’re deluding yourself, Gerald. Your mammoth is never coming. 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1477 I'm sure something will trickle down, eventually - other than rocks. 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1478 Come down the stairs, and help me clean the house! 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1479 So you think you are the king of the world now? 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1480 Sisyphus is going to lose it when he sees this 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1481 I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1482 Okay, you made your point! You're not a cave man! 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1483 What do you mean you invented “The Stair Master”? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1484 I guess you'll have to invent a way down. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1485 Please come down. I know you are without sin. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1486 I don't want you hanging around Pythagoras anymore. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1487 A fire escape? My mother was right about you. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1488 You're not riding a brontosaurus, and that's final. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1489 Couldn't you just announce your candidacy around the fire? 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
1490 So this is your twelve-step program? 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
1491 Is this anything? 1.2917 0.04663 96 68 28 0
1492 You told me Mexico was building and paying for this originally, for the record... 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1493 That's one small step for caveman, one giant leap for cavemankind. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1494 Was the view worth it? 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1495 I'm here for the Jenga party 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1496 And you call yourself a stoner, that's not high at all! 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1497 My mammoth should be here soon. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1498 I dunno. I just think it'll have a use someday. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1499 I never was a big fan of modern architecture. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1500 Would you say you're high or stoned? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1501 I really don’t care if it can predict the next lunar eclipse. The garbage needs emptying. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1502 How come we never get high together anymore? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1503 This is the worst man cave I've ever seen. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1504 I haven't invented the down stairs yet. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1505 There’s absolutely no downside to this! 1.2909 0.05222 110 86 19 5
1506 As soon as you get it moving, let's put cosmetics down here and men's wear up there. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1507 I swear, Grug, we are this close to being smited by God and it’s all your fault. 1.2907 0.05196 86 62 23 1
1508 It's called birth control. 1.2907 0.05698 86 66 16 4
1509 InEgypt ? And it's more impressive tha this ? 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1510 Right angle, wrong idea. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1511 What’s a Space Program? 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1512 From up here, you can see just how lost we are. 1.2903 0.04854 93 69 22 2
1513 ... and this is the beginning of Stonehenge ? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1514 Next time, read the directions first 1.2903 0.04973 93 67 25 1
1515 Now do you understand the mystery of Stonehenge? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1516 Caught between a rock and a hard place, huh? 1.2903 0.05203 93 71 20 2
1517 Why the steep steps on the steppe? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1518 You've put on a few stone 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1519 And just when is this “global warming” coming? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1520 Not bad, Henry. But the Jones' rock pile has skylights and a fire pit. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1521 We're not zoned for more stones. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1522 Can you see dinner? 1.2897 0.04790 107 78 27 2
1523 First fire, then patriarchal symbolism. 1.2895 0.05237 76 56 19 1
1524 Now, walk down slowly and tell everyone Neanderthals are rapists, thieves and good-for-nothing baddies. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1525 See if you can pull one out without making the whole thing fall down 1.2895 0.05246 114 90 17 7
1526 Napoleon Complex, 10,000 B.C. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1527 It's no stairway to heaven, but it's a start. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1528 It’s a stairway to where? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1529 Some say prehistoric people probably used it for the equinoxes”. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1530 But how do you get down? 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1531 Well, at least I am doing something with my life, Susan! 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1532 I’ll be impressed when you catch a bird. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1533 I said I need a little space for myself. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1534 Get down from there, Mort. There's more to life than getting high. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1535 The idea is to run to the top as fast as you can. I call it 'Boulderdash.' 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1536 Let me guess... you got stoned. 1.2889 0.05858 90 71 13 6
1537 Well, Grok, now you know why the walk-up was priced to move on Zillow. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1538 Why not just stop and ask someone for directions? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1539 Well that's not my idea of paradise. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1540 Please, don't stare! 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1541 . Hey Honey, can you bring me that round rock by my hammock please. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1542 I just need to dig the hole for the pool now 1.2889 0.05180 90 68 19 3
1543 But what good is it? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1544 Maybe you should have invented a ladder first, to get down from your 3D rock landscaping project. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1545 In a few thousand years this will confuse the hell out of everyone. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1546 For Goodness sake! I said an isosceles triangle! 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1547 This is more than 6 feet! Please come down,I promise I'm covid free,it's just a little cough! 1.2887 0.04851 97 73 23 1
1548 You know, one giant leap for mankind and you'll break your neck. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1549 I followed the directions step by step just like you asked. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1550 Fine! But I get to be Robert Plant this time. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1551 Get down. The kids want to play Jenga. 1.2885 0.04959 104 84 13 7
1552 Turns out the view is the same from up here 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1553 So this is what you did with my she-shed? 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1554 Why can't you be a social climber? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1555 We’re still getting a Peloton. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1556 'Fire escape,' huh? What's 'fire?' 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1557 Because! That's it! Just because! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1558 I love the way it aligns perfectly with the sunrise on the vernal equinox. That'll keep 'em guessing. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1559 What? Are you running for Chieftain again?! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1560 And after 'stairs' I invented liability insurance. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1561 So, it's a right-angle triangle. How's that going to help you get a job? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1562 Two more sides and we'll be ready to bury the Pharaoh. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1563 Still need to produce your tax returns! 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1564 Now we can talk. What was it you wanted to tell me? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1565 The square root of the hypotenuse is NOT square 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1566 I've had it up to here 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1567 Does this make me look fat? 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
1568 Don’t you rock and a hard place me! 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1569 Where are those Ancient Aliens when you need them? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1570 Not done big boy. Three left. Come down and get 'em. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1571 I call it...The twelve step program 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1572 The middle one is crooked. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1573 So that’s what stairs look like. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1574 Taking social distancing to new heights. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1575 What you invent this time, Slinky? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1576 Well, does it still look flat from up there? 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1577 Pyramid, shmyramid. What do you want for lunch? 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1578 The cave might work for you, but I need a room with a view. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1579 Very fancy, Mr. Big Shot...now can you please get down and take out the trash? 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
1580 But you told me that you always wanted a man that you could look up to 1.2870 0.05271 108 84 18 6
1581 Yes, but who is going to buy it? 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
1582 I call it the social ladder! 1.2870 0.04373 108 79 28 1
1583 You forgot the bannister. 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
1584 What about these three? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1585 your move 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1586 Are you going somewhere with that? 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
1587 Be honest, it's too gawdy, isn't it? 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
1588 and you wonder why we have a rocky relationship 1.2857 0.06005 84 66 13 5
1589 Next, we carve a message for Pythagoras... 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1590 I’m building a Man Cave 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1591 What do you mean, what’s it good for? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1592 To the moon! 1.2857 0.04648 112 82 28 2
1593 Hey Fred, wasn't there a pond there when you started? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1594 The first step is always the hardest. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1595 OK, that's great. Now, what are you going to do for a swimming pool? 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
1596 I'm sure I said spears. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1597 I’m working on my entrance. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1598 I'd say that's pretty high, Potenuse. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1599 Did Euclid also teach you how to get down? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1600 I think you’re on to something. 1.2857 0.04632 105 76 28 1
1601 Always gotta be the rubble-rouser. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1602 Can you just come down here and ask me? You know I hate yelling up the stairs. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1603 Can I help it if there were no instructions in the box? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1604 Harry, I told you I wanted the equilateral triangle design. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1605 Sorry Ralph, you still aren't king. Now get rid of the rocks. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1606 I'm not saying it's definitely a waste of time, but what is 'fire', and why are we escaping it? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1607 If you carve your name on it in 50,000 years you'll be known for inventing steps 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1608 Just because they're doing it in Babel... 1.2857 0.04762 91 65 26 0
1609 That's a very impressive feat, dear, but it's still your turn to take out the trash. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1610 Ok, you made your point Cliff 1.2857 0.04351 98 71 27 0
1611 Now we just need to invent the slinky and we’ll be set! 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1612 ‘My folks always said marrying you would be a rocky road’ 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
1613 The real money will come from my other big idea, “souvenirs”. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1614 Late stage brutalism, right? 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1615 I don't think this is what our marriage therapist meant when he said you need a new point of view. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1616 This you have time for. But you’re too busy to visit my parents. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1617 When you said you wanted a man cave I pictured something entirely different. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1618 C'mon up, and use the stairs. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1619 So, you have invented “stairs.” What are you supposed to do with them? 1.2843 0.04902 102 77 22 3
1620 Well, it ain't exactly the stairwell to heaven. 1.2843 0.05000 102 78 20 4
1621 Don’t know when I’ll be home tonight. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1622 Not sure that's what the sign meant by "Danger Rock Slides." 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1623 Nice stairway dipshit. You build it yourself? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1624 If I see further, it's because I stand on the boulders of giants. 1.2842 0.05532 95 74 16 5
1625 Heroic. Lunch is ready. 1.2842 0.05111 95 72 20 3
1626 Not to worry. You're only a stone's throw away. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1627 The first 12 step program. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1628 I think we should have put the walls up first. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
1629 I had no idea the neighbor's yard was so much bigger than ours! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1630 Come down that hypotenuse right now Pythagoras! 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1631 I call it the 12-Step program. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1632 Bet your dumb wheel can’t get up these. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1633 no,i said over by the tree 1.2841 0.05469 88 68 16 4
1634 You can do all that, and when I ask you to pick up around the cave you roll your eyes!!! 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1635 So this is what you have been doing all day? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1636 Is it a rock or a hard place? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1637 It escalates me. I call it the Taker-Upper. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1638 Good. Now take a step back. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1639 There can only be one Stairmaster! 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1640 Well, was it worth it? 1.2840 0.05041 81 58 23 0
1641 It took awhile, but the first step was admitting I had a problem. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1642 I’ve reached herd immunity. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
1643 So this is your idea of being a more cairn person? 1.2835 0.04458 127 96 27 4
1644 Okay already,you proved your theorem! 1.2830 0.04787 106 80 23 3
1645 You realize the mammoth already walked away. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1646 I'd like to see your next step.... 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1647 It's a what to where? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1648 Please, can you just make a wheel now?' 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1649 Someday they will call this modern art. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1650 Can you see the end of the Neolithic from there? 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1651 Well... Now what?! 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1652 I was bored. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1653 'You had ONE job!' 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1654 Have you seen the dog? 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
1655 Over budget and behind schedule...you've invented the contractor. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1656 "Progress? Or gentrification?" 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
1657 My new invention allows me to pretend not to hear you. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1658 Yes, squaring the stones on this long side does seem to equal the sum of the other two squared sides. But, Pythagoras, that’s just another of your useless ideas that’ll be forgotten tomorrow. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1659 I guess you’re stoned!! 1.2826 0.05426 92 71 17 4
1660 setting pretty high standards for social distancing 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1661 Hell no! You come DOWN. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1662 Nope. I don't see it. I still think it's flat. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1663 Dammit, Harold, I told you to call a professional. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1664 So this is what you did to our house 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
1665 Bring me that big one to your right 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1666 I'm thinking of calling it a 'walk-up', but I get the sense there needs to be something more. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1667 Is that supposed to represent male superiority? 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1668 I’m telling you they will never figure out what this was used for. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1669 Just because it's there doesn't mean I have to climb it. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1670 Maybe you should invent a handrail next 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1671 Gee honey, it’s kinda nice but why didn’t you just read the Build-A-Cave instructions first? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1672 Anyways, you get the picture. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1673 This is just another one of your solutions looking for a problem. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1674 You said you like tall guys with big stones. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1675 Now figure out a use for it. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1676 Fred, just because you built a right triangle doesn’t mean that you are right! 1.2821 0.05884 78 61 13 4
1677 This side is up only. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1678 Great, now move it by the cave entrance. 1.2821 0.05128 78 56 22 0
1679 Watch this. Toss up those rocks one at the time, ok? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1680 Would you believe I found them this way? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1681 Now I will invent the guitar. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1682 I think it would look better if you put them in a circle. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1683 Thanks, but I’ll take the elevator. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1684 It's a song Leonard, a song. You can't actually build a stairway to heaven. 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
1685 It is clearly an invention. I just don't know yet for what. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1686 Very impressive but I’m still waiting for you to do the laundry 1.2816 0.05054 103 80 20 3
1687 I don’t think this will keep us warm at night, dear. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1688 I don’t think that’s how you meet God 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1689 There’s nothing up here! 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1690 Okay, you’ve cornered the market, but I don’t see any buyers. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1691 There's a feeling I get when I look to the west 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1692 Humanity is at a tipping point. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1693 So...tell me again how this isn’t a pyramid scheme? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1694 I wish I was taller. 1.2810 0.03753 121 100 16 5
1695 I can’t believe you fell for that pyramid scheme. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1696 Call Sysyphus. Tell him I think I've got something. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1697 Wait 'til you see the moat. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
1698 WoW! Now that’s a hypotenuse! 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1699 How will you know when it is finished? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1700 I'll have my Scotch on the rocks" 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1701 OK. So now what ? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1702 That’s very nice sweetie, but I’m still hungry 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
1703 How do you like my sundial? 1.2809 0.05416 89 69 16 4
1704 In fairness, the listing didn't specifically mention walls 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1705 To be honest, I'm building resolve. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1706 A spiral staircase would have been more impressive. 1.2807 0.04580 114 84 28 2
1707 Every time I start talking about my day, you have an urgent project to finish. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1708 This escalator is out of service 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1709 Honey, can I come home now? I've completed the 12 Steps like you asked 1.2805 0.05425 82 63 16 3
1710 Cairn have you seen Abel? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1711 I liked you better when you were drinking. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1712 You got yourself up there. You figure out out how to get down. 1.2804 0.04560 107 78 28 1
1713 OK, Sisyphus, I give in: how? 1.2800 0.04731 100 75 23 2
1714 Take down your couch fort - we have guests coming over. 1.2800 0.04731 100 75 23 2
1715 It's called progress. 1.2800 0.05041 100 77 19 4
1716 I bet you could write a rock song about this.... 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1717 Agreed. The second story view really sold me on this place. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1718 Why don't you keep going? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1719 All right. I get it. You're a Stones fan. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1720 No one wants to invest in your pyramid scheme, Louis. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1721 OK, you completed the 12-step program. Now what? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1722 When said you needed to take steps to better yourself this is not what I had in mind. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1723 So what's so right about this triangle? 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1724 Honey, You’re gonna love this stunt. Now, pull out the bottom rock and stand back 1.2800 0.04940 100 76 21 3
1725 Is heaven really worth all that effort? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1726 I told you to stop listening to Led Zeppelin on your iPebble. 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
1727 You may feel safe, but you have to come down sometime. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1728 I just can't work out how to do the banisters. 1.2796 0.04802 93 70 21 2
1729 How's the cell reception up there? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1730 Moe, it's not handicapped accessible. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1731 I think you missed your pterodactyl flight. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1732 ‘I’m calling it the stairway to heaven’ 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1733 Nice stairs! But Frank invented the wheel. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1734 I understand the concept, but you'll never get the neighbors to pay for it. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1735 You should have gotten directions before we left. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1736 I'll get started on the foyer. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1737 Listen, it was either this or a man cave. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1738 Okay, now do escalator. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1739 Do you have a building permit for that, who is the architect? I demand to know! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1740 They were practically giving it away! 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1741 I’m trying to think outside the cave. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1742 Is it lonely up there on your pedestal? 1.2788 0.04625 104 76 27 1
1743 I don't care about the view, it's your turn to pillage. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1744 Your courtship display certainly stacks up well against your competitors. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1745 Great! You invented stairs! Why did you give up on the wheel? 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
1746 Just what is it you're doing upstairs all the time? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1747 Okay...so a**2 + b**2 = c**2...now what? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1748 It may not be evolution, but it feels like I'm moving in the right direction. 1.2785 0.06093 79 63 11 5
1749 This is where I get off. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
1750 Do you see there are parts leftover down here? 1.2785 0.05820 79 62 13 4
1751 OK, OK. You look presidential. But what's a 747? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1752 I don't do stairs. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1753 Now that I'm stoned I do feel a little high. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1754 Two feet to the left if you want to nail the solstice. 1.2785 0.06224 79 63 11 5
1755 Tower of Babel? I thought you’d said Rubble. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1756 Get down from your man cave and help me with dinner! 1.2784 0.04574 97 72 24 1
1757 So now can you see where you parked the wheel?" 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1758 At least,I will gather no moss. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1759 I am telling you this is definitely not the stairway to heaven. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1760 Is this really the best 12-step program for people who get stoned? 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
1761 Hand me those rocks dear 1.2784 0.04803 97 71 25 1
1762 First, you need to invent the second floor. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1763 The earth is indeed flat. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1764 It's part of the Alcohol Anonymous twelve-step program. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1765 The archaeologists will love this! 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1766 No, it doesn't make you look taller. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1767 And what do we do once I climb up there? 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1768 Man, you're so stoned! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1769 Betcha can't remove just one. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1770 What do I call these? Steps! 1.2778 0.04713 108 82 23 3
1771 It's rock solid. 1.2778 0.06477 72 58 9 5
1772 - new project, Sisyphus? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1773 I get what you’re going for, but the cave is easier on my knees. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1774 I'm not sure a pyramid is a weekend project. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1775 Hoist the finial and it's a fait accompli. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1776 Perfect. Now could you just build the house around it? 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1777 I built it to show Mr. Guinness. He’s thinking of starting a tablet of World Records. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1778 I can see the entire world from here! 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1779 OK Pythagoras, in case you're done working on your theorem, dinner's ready. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1780 You can climb but you cannot hide. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1781 Now if only someone would invent a second floor. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1782 Choose carefully. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1783 You want higher, you need boulder. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1784 It's a rough prototype, I call it "escalator". 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1785 To The Moon, Alice! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1786 Now you just need to invent buildings. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
1787 Good luck finding an audience. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1788 I don’t think this qualifies as “essential work”. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1789 Honestly, I think your cave painting is your best shot at UNESCO. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1790 I call it, "Stairway to Heaven." It's going to be big. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1791 Is this because I called you short last week 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1792 I'd rather reinvent the wheel! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1793 It’s called Stonehenge but it’s a work in progress. 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
1794 One step at a time 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1795 I AM hunting. It's called a deer stand. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1796 That caveman life ain't all it's cracked up to be, huh? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1797 I'm leaving on the 8:15 pterodactyl to Lascaux to become an artist. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1798 It's called architecture, and no it does not need to make sense 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1799 Nope. I'm still not going to look up to you. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1800 But our cave doesn’t need a staircase. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1801 What's the mile high club? 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
1802 I call this one _Stairway to Heaven_. Would you like to buy it? 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1803 You're going to take credit for this, aren't you? 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
1804 Noah said expect a flood. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1805 I feel like something’s missing though. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1806 The rock market will never crash. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1807 This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked you to be a bolder hunter. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1808 Again with the hypotenuse? 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1809 No, Grog, you haven't reached the next step of evolution. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1810 Mr. I’m-always-right-angle does it again. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1811 Now what? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1812 Honey, Krag in the next cave over made a wheel. Why can't you be more like Krag? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1813 House of prehistoric cards! 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1814 What do you mean you want to make a giant leap for mankind? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1815 Anyone can reinvent the wheel. I’ve decided to reinvent the inclined plane. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1816 Any sign of the mailman and our 1,400 bucks? 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
1817 Go get that round one I made, I finally know what to do with it! 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1818 Can you see our cave from there? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1819 This was the easy part. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1820 Now that you've moved up, when am I getting a ring? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1821 Dude, where’s my wheel? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1822 I don’t think this is what they had in mind when they told you to complete a 12-step program. 1.2759 0.04956 87 66 19 2
1823 Income inequality circa 10,000 B.C. 1.2755 0.04763 98 74 22 2
1824 It started as a fence then I got carried away. 1.2755 0.04763 98 74 22 2
1825 Now can you see if there are any others that look like us? 1.2755 0.04536 98 71 27 0
1826 Go back to hunting and let me do the gathering. 1.2755 0.04763 98 72 25 1
1827 Honey, where do we keep the bowls? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1828 That’s very dangerous, you should have invented the handrail first. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1829 Today Rockland, tomorrow Stonehenge, then we head home. 1.2752 0.04585 109 83 23 3
1830 what do you mean you don't know how to get down? 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1831 Wait, I forgot what I came upstairs for. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1832 What makes you think the "1-sided Pyramid" will sell any better than the "2-Legged Stool?" 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1833 Last week you invented the wheel, but what the hell is that? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1834 What,is this like the Pyramids all over again? How the heck did you get up there? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1835 Early StairMaster concepting. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1836 It's a new thing. It's called a stairway. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1837 You were right. Still can’t see the end of the pandemic from here 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1838 I told you, you can’t ride a dinosaur if you can’t catch one—no matter how tall your steps are. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1839 I’ve hit rock top. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1840 Your pyramid scheme looks incomplete. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1841 What are you going to do for daylight savings time? 1.2747 0.04705 91 68 22 1
1842 That’s great Maslow, but I have needs too! 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1843 Social distancing at it's finest. 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
1844 It's great,but I'm really more of a social climber 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1845 I think this beats the guy from Stonehenge. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1846 Very nice, but Ubba built me an elevator. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1847 Evolution called... time to stand tall and feel boulder 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1848 I call it the first rock version of Stairway to Heaven. 1.2745 0.04957 102 79 19 4
1849 Brilliant. Now you can climb your ladder and look the Tyrannosaurs in the eye before he eats you. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1850 Not bad, for a Neanderthal 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1851 Honey, I'm very close to perfecting the seesaw! 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1852 Am I supposed to be impressed? 1.2745 0.04654 102 75 26 1
1853 Wait! Weren't you building that pedestal for me? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1854 What's your angle? 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1855 Ok Harry you’re top of the food chain, now take out the trash. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1856 Yeh, got it, you are king of the world. My mother is still visiting. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
1857 Let me guess, you forgot your camera phone again. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1858 I thought that was MY pedestal! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1859 Primitive space travel was forced to stop when the team ran out of rocks. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1860 You look taller up there. 1.2738 0.05179 84 64 18 2
1861 From up here it's not flat. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1862 No, Isocoles, its just half a pyramid 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1863 Yes, I know how you piled up the rocks, so stop cavemansplaining it to me. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1864 Not sure where I go from here. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1865 Stair Henge 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
1866 "It needs a fireplace or something, to warm it up." 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1867 You blew our cave money? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1868 What's a "brownstone walkup?" And "excellent view" of what? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1869 That's it - There's nothing left to invent. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1870 I thought I would do some furniture rearranging. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1871 I know it has a good view but where would we put the fireplace? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1872 « I know we are in shortage of building materials, but I still want my bathroom with a view. » 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1873 I thought you said you wanted to get down, not get down! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1874 I'm working on a piece called Stairway to Heaven in the Hard Rock genre. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1875 What are glutes? 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1876 Still working on that wheel concept of yours? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1877 50,000 b.c. marks the first utterance of the phrase “Watch this!” 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
1878 Has it been one of those days again? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1879 The number of steps are equal to the sum of the rocks on the other two sides. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1880 I'm working the steps. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1881 More rocks? More rocks 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1882 I will call this "Procrastination" 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1883 You rock at geometry! 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1884 No. I would not call this Sisyphean. Why do you ask? 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1885 Just wait until they have invented the ladder. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1886 Honey, are you sure this is up to code? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1887 The wheel! The wheel! The wheel! That's all I ever hear about! Like that’s going anywhere. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1888 Today, I announce my candidacy for president 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1889 Mrs. Thorg's husband just invented the wheel. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1890 So you made it to the top, what's next? 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1891 Your new 'stairs' invention is going nowhere. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1892 No girls allowed 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1893 In two million years I'll be YOUR supervisor. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1894 The contractor will return in the Iron Age. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1895 No need for a contractor," you said. "I can do this myself," you said 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
1896 OK, you’ve invented “stairs,” but I fail to see the point. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1897 No closets, walls, or protection from the elements? Fine. But I’m not living in a walk-up. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1898 Yes, you are higher than I am. No, you're still not the boss. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1899 I told you, A2 + B2 = C2 Now do you believe me? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1900 What's your point? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1901 Come Home. You're a Caveman not a Rock Star." 1.2727 0.04936 99 76 20 3
1902 Well, it's not as impressive as The Tower of Babel. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1903 Throw me the small one near you; the one that looks like a cap. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1904 If I accomplished anything, it was by standing on the boulders of others... 1.2727 0.06029 77 61 12 4
1905 Others have man caves, I wanted something with a view. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1906 Seems like a lot of effort just to avoid asking for directions back to our cave 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1907 Hey Isosceles! Are you still working on that? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1908 This could be made into a machine for climbing stairs. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
1909 When would you possibly use this? 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
1910 The elders say I have something called ‘ADHD’ 1.2727 0.04722 99 73 25 1
1911 Something tells me this isn't what you meant when you said we need to build a strong foundation before taking the next step. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1912 Told you it’s flat. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1913 Do you really think we need a staircase in the cave? 1.2719 0.04092 114 89 22 3
1914 This is great, dear, but the cave isn’t going to paint itself! 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1915 I’ve heard sea level is rising. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1916 I’m telling you, this ‘stairs’ concept is gonna be big someday 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1917 It's lonely at the top. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1918 Yes: It makes you look taller. 1.2717 0.05150 92 71 18 3
1919 If you're so smart, built one heading down.... 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1920 Arthur, what on earth have you done with my henge? 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1921 I built this because I wasn’t allowed on the ark. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1922 Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1923 It wouldn't be the first time you've talked down to me. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1924 You may be right, but it looks like an acute angle from here. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1925 I'm standing right here until you find away to move these rocks! 1.2717 0.04262 92 73 16 3
1926 Can you please remind me what are we trying to invent again? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1927 Only 3,650 more years until I reach Mars. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1928 I'm building a stairway to Heaven with a new rock every day. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1929 So you climbed your corporate ladder. Now what? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1930 This will be the one going nowhere just for show. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1931 Not sure why, but your 'social climbing' makes me jealous. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1932 Bummer of an arch 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1933 I don’t know what it gets me. But it feels like progress. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1934 Honey, the men's department is on the lower level. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1935 It may not be a Stairway to Heaven, but it's an off ramp from the Highway to Hell. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1936 You can call it Stairhenge, I call it rubble. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1937 You can get the mammoth now. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1938 Go ahead and jump. There are plenty of other cavemen around here. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1939 The view from here is breathtaking 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1940 The view's worth a million bucks. 1.2714 0.06078 70 55 12 3
1941 This is not what I consider a heightened sense of evolution, Bob 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
1942 What will you invent now to get back down? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1943 What now? 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1944 This is nice,but Carl just showed me something called an “escalator.” 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1945 I think they moved away without telling us. 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
1946 I've had it with the Sisyphus thing! 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
1947 It's a step walker for our gym. 1.2708 0.04794 96 71 24 1
1948 We have always had a rocky relationship but now you’re on your own. 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
1949 We’re going to build a wall and the Neanderthals are going to pay for it. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1950 It’s called a sun dial. Now we’ll know when it’s “happy hour”. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1951 You can come down now - the pandemic's over. 1.2706 0.04847 85 62 23 0
1952 You're so selfish, Pythagoras, always taking the credit! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1953 Maybe invent the house before the stairs? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1954 Not sure where one step at a time really got me! 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1955 I knew it. A-squared plus B-squared really does equal C-squared. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1956 Nice, but I prefer Stonehenge. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1957 A man cave wasn’t enough? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1958 So this is your "Man-Stair"? 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
1959 Excuse me sir, is this the platform for the 12:40 Mastodon? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1960 I just wanted to feel like I was part of something bigger than myself. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1961 You sure have some big stones there Carl. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1962 Are you sure it’s not a pyramid scheme? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1963 This lockdown isn't gonna end soon, so I figure we'll need some exercise 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
1964 You know, I’m not sure that’s what they mean by “top of the food pyramid” 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1965 Don't make me come up those stairs. 1.2703 0.05198 74 54 20 0
1966 Trust you to make a mountain out if a molehill! 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1967 Nice ladder but you should invent a wheel so you can move it around. 1.2703 0.04779 111 86 21 4
1968 I decided I want a spiral 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1969 I hate it when you stair at me like that. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1970 I don't know, Hon. Going "upstairs to get away for a while" seems weird. 1.2700 0.04347 100 75 24 1
1971 Typical. We need more funding for infrastructure! 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1972 Don't tell me I don't take you anywhere. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1973 Frankly I'm shocked, that's the last place I would have thought you'd find my contact lens. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1974 Trickle down rock-enomics 1.2700 0.04683 100 79 18 3
1975 So this what you meant by a love triangle? 1.2700 0.04683 100 74 25 1
1976 If I actually make it to heaven, they better write a song about me. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1977 Yeah, I get the stairs; explain the part again where the wooly mammoth lets you climb on... 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1978 Maybe you should invent 'house' before 'stairway' 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1979 It’s a concept model for something called an escalator. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1980 I told you your “Great Wall of Ug” was gonna take a lot of work 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1981 It’s nice but you should have put it closer to the cave. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1982 How many times do I have to say "scalene"? 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1983 All this work just to realize the Slinky hasn't been invented yet. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1984 Jenga......live......you never heard of it? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1985 Is that your idea of a wall? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1986 10,000 years from now they're going to call this a Druid symbol of peace rather than the world's worst slide. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1987 You're right -- I did say I'd like to have a walk-up. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1988 The answer is still no. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
1989 I’m going to call this- the Stairmaster 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1990 Hey, it was somewhere to go. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1991 I see London, I see France, I see Grok’s underpants. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1992 People will one day ponder what this means. It has no meaning. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1993 The position of 'living lightning rod' was highly respected among the tribe, but tended to have a high turnover rate. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1994 Plans? We have plans? 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1995 I’m all for social distancing but this seems over the top. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1996 You don’t have a patent on this technology and it would be easy to replicate...for that reason, I am out. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1997 And how am I supposed to get my wheel up there? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1998 I am not coming down untill you get the vaccine 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1999 I forgot, how was I suppose to get back down again? 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2000 Take that, Sisyphus. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2001 This is what you meant when you said ‘To the moon?’ 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2002 Pack your bags, we are going to Mars. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2003 My muse is our argument earlier. This sculpture and I are both right. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2004 Which comes first - jump, or flap arms? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2005 It is the Stone Age after all. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2006 What do you mean there’s no room for me up there? 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2007 All this work just to be able to look down on women? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2008 How’s our space program going? 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2009 Nice fireplace. Now go invent fire. 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2010 The earth is flat 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2011 you can rebuild the house though, right? 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2012 No, I’ve never heard of Led Zeppelin 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2013 I think you are going to need a banister. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2014 OK, you're right. We are lost. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2015 What's wrong, I thought you wanted to get stoned? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2016 What do you mean, "There's a feeling you get when you look to the west"? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2017 : I have a hunch this will play an important part in transportation one day. 1.2683 0.05362 82 64 15 3
2018 I don’t think we’ll need masks up here 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2019 I call this one the Stairmaster 10000 (B.C)! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2020 Ok you got me. I’m a Stoner. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2021 Yep, one tree, one cloud! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2022 Can you get me a hoagie 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2023 Scalene dear, not Isosceles. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2024 What do you mean hypotenuse? Who's Hypotenuse? 1.2680 0.04752 97 72 24 1
2025 I was having trouble getting service. 1.2680 0.03882 97 76 19 2
2026 I started building a staircase to heaven, but I realized I'd get there a lot faster if I just jumped off. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2027 Early days of mansplaining! 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2028 You're such a square, Dad. It's like you don't even know it's the Bronze Age. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2029 Join my new twelve step program! 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2030 Inclined plane" just doesn't have the same ring to it as "wheel," ya know 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2031 I'm the king of whatever this is. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2032 Great, now you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2033 You couldn’t spring for the marble? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2034 I like that it’s portable. 1.2676 0.06169 71 57 10 4
2035 When I said leave no stone unturned, I didn’t think you would take me literally 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2036 I call this one a stare case because you can see everything out there. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2037 When you copied the Egyptian blue-prints, did you look at the back? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2038 I just invented the short story. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2039 I like getting high on stones. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2040 You don’t actually know what a henge is supposed to look like, do you? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2041 I am so proud that you completed your 12 step program. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2042 Is it high enough? Can you see the pizza delivery guy now? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2043 If you jump, I'll call it "Twelve Steps to Freedom." 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2044 It's a testosterone thing 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2045 I'm going to call them stairs. They'll be great in fire escapes. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2046 Thor, I think you are taking this social distancing thing a little too far. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2047 Stone seems so passé. Can you do something in bronze? 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
2048 Stop fretting. Just take one giant step backwards. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2049 Not *these* rocks, Sisyphus 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2050 I’m hoping in the future archaeologists will say, “What was it used for?” 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2051 Nice start, but I would have built the house first! 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2052 I'm not gonna help you get off your rocks. 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
2053 I'm telling you, this could be the stairway to heaven! 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
2054 You're between a rock and a hard place. 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
2055 Yes it certainly has a modern look but t would still put in some sort of bannister, 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2056 Well at least meet me halfway! 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
2057 Grog say must take stairs to success...me no see success up here. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
2058 There is no elevator to.success" 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
2059 You are really going places. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2060 Stick to wheels. This is useless. 1.2667 0.04740 105 81 21 3
2061 If you’d done “Smoke on the Water”, at least we’d have a fire. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2062 'What do you mean, now slide' 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2063 I love the open-concept! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2064 Now do you believe Pythagoras? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2065 A little help, please 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2066 I meant the song! 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2067 It’s not much to look at but I really like the views. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2068 Architecture, really? Couldn't you have just invented fire like your brother? 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2069 Now, take the next step! 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2070 If you are building that stairway to heaven you’ve been singing about, you’re gonna need bigger boulders. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2071 I think the man cave was more functional. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2072 The Neanderthals are not here to take our jobs, Stewart. This has to stop. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2073 You have got to stop these staring contests. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2074 That's the wrong gate for Pterodactyl Air." 1.2667 0.04441 105 80 23 2
2075 I call this the Tower of Pebble 1.2667 0.05480 75 58 15 2
2076 I was looking for more like the Guggenheim. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2077 You've got the Sisyphus story all wrong. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2078 So you spent your life building it. Congratulations! Who's gonna know? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2079 I swear the fall won 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2080 It’s a new platform for working remotely. I call it Stone Hinge. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2081 I can spot your parents before they come to visit 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2082 If you think I’m leaving our cave for a walkup you’re dumber than you look. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2083 Just like you, I started in the mailroom. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2084 Feeling high yet? 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
2085 OK, Einstein, But where’s my house? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2086 I said we’re going to build up a stockpile, not a rock pile 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2087 it’s part of my 12 step program. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2088 Now we’re six feet apart” 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2089 That’s great Henry, but now where are we gonna sit? 1.2667 0.04552 90 68 21 1
2090 I can’t understand what you’re saying, but I’m thinking of changing the name of this place to Babel 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2091 you should join me the wifi works better up here 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2092 I would have used precast -- but this is the Stone Age. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2093 And just how do you think this will make my mother think she was wrong about you? 1.2661 0.04252 109 82 26 1
2094 It will never catch on. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2095 That’s high enough, Icarus! 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2096 I'll call these stairs. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2097 The fourth rock needs to move a little to the left. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2098 I'm calling it the 12-step programme 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2099 You look taller. Did you do something with your hair? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2100 Rebuilding the infrastructure is a noble cause, but how about getting back to hunting? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2101 You’ll love the new penthouse. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2102 Peter! You're wearing a thong! What if you have an accident? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2103 I hate your beard. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2104 It’s not up to code. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2105 Stay there, Sisyphus is coming over with a big one for the top. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2106 The wheel was ahead of its time too. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2107 I love the open concept but it’s a bit too steep for our budget. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2108 Quarantine has given you way too much time. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2109 Dang, still don't see any sign of rain? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2110 Well isn’t that one for the Stone Ages! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2111 You said We can’t afford a peloton 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2112 I clawed my way up, but it’s lonely at the top. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2113 Well it’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but at least it’s got good bones 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2114 It’s a rock classic! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2115 I’ve never done a back flip before! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2116 Now you come down from there, right now! "Stairway To Heaven"? 1.2655 0.04536 113 87 23 3
2117 Well, where's the house? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2118 That's not how evolution works. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2119 Can you hear me now? 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2120 I can still see you. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2121 That is NOT what they meant by The Ascent of Man!" 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2122 Trust me, just one step back. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2123 You're not finished with inventing the wheel. Now you want to invent a hypotenuse? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2124 Doesn't look good from here either 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2125 It's for leg and glute exercises. I call it the Rockmaster! 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2126 I was told whatever I built had to be scalable. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2127 Nice job scalene, but I don’t think you’re seeing things from the right angle. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2128 That’s nice, but I haven’t forgotten about the wheel you said you’d make. 1.2651 0.04563 83 62 21 0
2129 I'm thinking we should name it hypotenuse. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2130 You’re not better than me you know 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2131 You say it tells the time...what the hell is time? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2132 Dinner is ready, Pythagoras. Come down from there already! 1.2647 0.05783 68 53 13 2
2133 I was hoping for something a little more Henge-y. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2134 Go tell Sisyphus he can start rolling the stone! 1.2647 0.04812 102 79 20 3
2135 The ground is lava 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2136 Imagine the possibilities. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2137 Congratulations!! Now what? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2138 What do you mean “you missed the flight?” 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2139 I'm telling you! In the future, people will use these to mount their woolly mammoths. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2140 Very nice, but it needs a bannister. 1.2644 0.05535 87 69 14 4
2141 What do you mean we haven't invented the slinky?? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2142 Attempting to reach for new heights? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2143 Why can't you work that hard at something useful? 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2144 And when it's electric we'll call it an escalator. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2145 We´ll call it The Upper East Side 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2146 Ten more of those and then you’ll be finished with your cardio. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2147 Still seems flat from here. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2148 Who’s at rock bottom now, Sharon? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2149 Now try to get through this 1.2642 0.04507 106 82 22 2
2150 First of all, what's a pyramid? And then, what's a scheme? 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2151 I really didn’t mean it when I said you were past your peak. 1.2642 0.04980 106 84 17 5
2152 What a moment to discover—I’m acrophobic! 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2153 Whadaya mean, you're running for chief? 1.2642 0.04303 106 86 16 4
2154 I think we've discovered flight. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2155 Okay Margaret, now pull one out - real fast. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2156 Your edifice complex is showing, again. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2157 Now just imagine a big hole filled with water. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2158 : "I don't know. You could try sliding down." 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2159 While his contemporaries scribbled on cave walls, Zog pioneered the mind-body workout. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2160 This’ll confuse our descendants. Big time. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2161 I had to walk all the way here, and now this? 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2162 Stairway to Kevin? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2163 What a view! I see another rock. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2164 You should have been nicer to me on your way up. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2165 But is it enough to become a myth? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2166 Give it a few thousand years... they'll think I'm a Homogenius. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2167 And you did this ..Why? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2168 I appreciate the effort hon but I don't quite see how this gets us out of the stone age. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2169 Sheila! Where did you put the toilet paper? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2170 Honey, you promised you'd stop getting stones. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2171 Our descendants will think it has religious significance 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2172 Impressive. Now will you go hunting again? I'm hungry. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2173 You fool - it's upside-down. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2174 I’m social distancing... Pythagorean style. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2175 That’s not what I meant by reaching new heights 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2176 But it's way below budget. 1.2636 0.04220 110 81 29 0
2177 And then I'll announce my candidacy on the way down... 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2178 Honey, this is where our new bedroom will be. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
2179 Hey, audience of one. I need your help. 1.2632 0.04898 95 74 18 3
2180 I said, watch your step dear 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2181 Now I'm all set for this climate change everyone's talking about. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2182 You've got nowhere to go but down. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2183 Dammit, Harold, I told you to hire a professional. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2184 Top jobs are unstable. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2185 Great, you can now go down in history as the guy who proved there is no correlation between altitude and intelligence. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2186 You have to invent the house first... 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
2187 It’s only a prototype, but the sky’s the limit. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
2188 Hmmm...weird I still can’t see the moon. 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
2189 Look,forget all those other times,trust me I’ll catch you,now jump. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2190 I'm going places babe. Can't you see that. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2191 Relationship on the rocks. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2192 If you’re not going to wear your mask this is where I’ll be 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2193 Do these make me look taller? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2194 I guess you won the stair-ing contest 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2195 I said I wanted a stairmaster. Bob why don’t you ever listen? 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
2196 So this is your progressive rock stairway to heaven? 1.2626 0.04780 99 77 19 3
2197 While you're up, see if I left my glasses there. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2198 Well, until it goes somewhere, I'll still call it 'meta-lithic.' 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2199 Wonderful, George. A stairway to nowhere. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2200 Why do all you stoners just spend your days getting high? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2201 Playing hard-to-get? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2202 Did you forget what you went up there for again? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2203 I wanted to get high so I got stoned. 1.2625 0.06096 80 65 10 5
2204 Practical? Is your cousin's precious "Stonehenge" practical? At least you can climb my objet d'art and enjoy the view. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2205 HMMM. Where do you think you're going, old man?. You can't just invent a stairway to heaven.... 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2206 Carl, this is a great. What's the next step in this religion? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2207 What is a stairway? Also, what is heaven? 1.2625 0.05260 80 62 16 2
2208 I never said I didn’t look up to you... 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2209 Nice stairs, but the rocks were for the house. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2210 You never listen to me Thor. I said I wanted it to look like Stonehenge. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2211 I don’t care if you’re king of the heap...I told you to bring home dinner Bob 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2212 I do like it, honey. It’s just that Jane’s husband gave her Stonehenge for their Anniversary. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2213 There was really no point in reinventing the wheel. I call this “climbing the corporate ladder”. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2214 Another half thought out disaster. You only made an "Up" there is no "Down" 1.2621 0.04355 103 80 21 2
2215 ...and when they find it in a million years it will absolutely drive them crazy! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2216 I said cigarette, not ziggurat 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2217 I call it social distancing. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2218 More valuable or not, it's still a walk-up. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2219 You promised me a rock garden. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2220 You know, you're making it easier for the T-Rex. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2221 This is where I come to get away from your mother. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2222 Yet you haven't fixed the firepit. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2223 They call it ‘A Stonehenge to Heaven’. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2224 You say the earth looks round? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2225 This isn’t what they mean by the upward climb of human history. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2226 Great. Now come down and help with the laundry. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2227 I have reached the pinnacle of human achievement! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2228 Cain, what do you think would happen if I jump from here? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2229 I’m not sure, John, maybe we should invent agriculture instead. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2230 you’ll do anything to stay 6 feet away 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2231 So that's your stairway to Heaven? 1.2617 0.05839 107 88 10 9
2232 I’m here for the view 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2233 Seriously, this is your 12 step program? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2234 Good thing fire was invented and we have a Department to get you down!" 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2235 I probably should have started with the basement 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2236 I think a little bit to the right would be better 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2237 Who is the "they" we should be looking for? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2238 This is exactly the sort of behavior Dr. Kreuksfeldt is talking about." 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2239 I was listening to Led Zeppelin and thought, what the heck. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2240 I heard this voice saying build it and they will come. So far you're the only one. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2241 It will be fun when it snows. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2242 But I told everyone you were going to build us a pyramid 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2243 Nice concept, but your π design at Stonehenge is infinitely more intriguing. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2244 I already do more "steps" than I can count. I'm not spending an hour on that thing every day! 1.2614 0.05713 88 71 12 5
2245 You do know I can still see you. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2246 I want to be alone. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2247 I thought we were working on a wheel. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2248 It’s a rocky start to I’m not sure what... 1.2614 0.04570 88 67 20 1
2249 I'm trying to get my steps in. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2250 Mexico is going to pay for this one too, I take it? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2251 Rocks!!! Really, are you kidding me - for my birthday!!! I meant diamonds!!! 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2252 12 step program? Is that a thing? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2253 Well, you’ve built it, are you going to jump or not? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2254 You're calling ME unstable?! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2255 Stairway to heaven, my foot. Get down here and finish skinning that mastodon, mister high-and-mighty! 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2256 So, you called me out here to make amends? 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2257 Stonehenge is bigger! 1.2609 0.05212 92 73 15 4
2258 Careful! It looks rocky. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2259 Once you get on the woolly mammoth then what genius? 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2260 I have the high ground... 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
2261 Get down from there - “Rockhenge” is not a THING. 1.2609 0.05325 69 51 18 0
2262 It’s called an escalator. It’s ahead of its time. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
2263 It's a new game I invented. Pull one out and see if I am still standing! 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
2264 I think you are supposed to go through the stones to get to the 17th century but who knows ... 1.2609 0.05325 92 74 14 4
2265 Well, He can wait - dinner’s ready. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2266 It’s 10,000 years before the sea rises, and supper’s ready. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2267 Don’t take this the wrong way, but I need some alone time. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
2268 I climbed out of rock bottom 1.2609 0.04294 115 86 28 1
2269 So is the end in sight or not? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2270 It’s MY invention and I want to call it “suicide.” 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2271 What’s your point, Mr. Pythagoras? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2272 You’re just a square on the hypotenuse. 1.2604 0.05182 96 76 16 4
2273 Now I'm working on making it go up and down. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2274 Go buy more stairway. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2275 Well how are you going to get down now? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2276 It’s part of a government contract 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2277 I thought a “marriage on the rocks” was a good thing. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2278 All it took was a small loan from my father of one million rocks. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2279 Never understood modern architecture! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2280 It's not what I expected when you said you would rock my world. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2281 I'm not paying $2000 a month for a walk-up! 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2282 What's up? 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2283 I can see Mt. Rushmore from here! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2284 The Neanderthals are coming, the Neanderthals are coming 1.2603 0.06478 73 60 8 5
2285 It’s still flat from up here 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2286 Shall I start the game of Jenga? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2287 I feel like you've been acting out since your brother invented the wheel 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2288 Are you sure this how they do it in Egypt? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2289 I'm rocking this stairway to the stars! 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2290 At least you haven't hit rock bottom. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2291 I’m not sure honey, it still looks flat! 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2292 Well, you are never going to get me to go up in that crazy thing! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2293 We could have so much fun if only someone would invent the banister. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2294 Fear of intimacy? 1.2597 0.05030 77 59 17 1
2295 Who do you think will buy your escalator? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2296 This will be important soon. I just don't know why yet. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2297 Am I stoned or what? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2298 Forget the wheel. A triangle is the next rage! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2299 Clever theorem. But won't everybody laugh if you call it a hypotenuse? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2300 What's a theorem? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2301 Have you seen my club? 1.2597 0.06104 77 63 9 5
2302 No, I didn't read the instructions. It is what it is! 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2303 That is not quite the stairway to heaven I had in mind 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2304 Have you heard the expression Cart before the horse? 1.2596 0.04531 104 80 22 2
2305 You could have been captain of the ship - or even king of the hill, but no, you had to choose top of the heap. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2306 You said we could afford an elevator building. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2307 How is sculpture going to feed us? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2308 And you think THIS will cure your inferiority complex? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2309 Isosceles, you finally made your triangle right! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2310 It's nice, but will never be as popular as Stonehenge. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2311 Might as well jump, you've already hit rock bottom once. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2312 In what sense "practical"? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2313 Isosceles come down from there right now! 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2314 Og! I wanted it over there! 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2315 Is this to make up for your tiny....? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2316 Technically, I guess it's a brownstone. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2317 Behold my latest invention, THE HYPOTENUSE- INATOR!! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2318 On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...a rock, on the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...two rocks, On the third day... 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2319 Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiigh. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2320 It’s our newest model: The Stair Master BC 20,000 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2321 On a clear day you can see the Pliocene Era 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2322 It’s called a walk-up, Brenda. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2323 I wouldn't say it's pointless — you should see my glutes! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2324 You're right, the Smith's rock pile is higher than ours. 1.2588 0.04317 85 64 21 0
2325 Well, these only go “up”. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2326 I call it a "rock slide." 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2327 I call it ‘March 2020’. 1.2588 0.04923 85 66 17 2
2328 The same as that round thing you called a wheel, this too will go nowhere. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2329 We lost half of everything in Zog's pyramid scheme. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2330 Ain't no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to you, babe 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2331 This is the beta version, right? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2332 If you build it, they come 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2333 OK. But um...what's 'heaven?' 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2334 I told you to read the assembly instructions! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2335 Yeah,like that but in bronze. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2336 I call them stairs, but I think they’re a folly. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2337 You forgot why you went up there? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2338 Okay, dear, the stairs are done. Now all we got left is the rest of the house. 1.2588 0.05333 85 67 15 3
2339 I just wanted granite counter-tops, if it's not too much to ask. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2340 How do you expect to get the bedroom set up there? 1.2588 0.06296 85 71 7 7
2341 ok that’s terrific. Now come down and take out the garbage. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2342 Your public isn't coming, you should come down now. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2343 Well, Ayers Rock it aint 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2344 Nice stairs but why! 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2345 Just another government boondoggle, 'stairs to nowhere' " 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2346 That’s great Isosceles. It’s just not you. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2347 I built it to get on the wheel. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2348 Bring it on! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2349 Just what are you trying to prove, Pythagoras? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2350 We're living in the stone age, what do you expect? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2351 Don't forget to come down the same way you went up. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2352 Harold, you'll never be able to see the ocean..This is Missouri!!! 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2353 Okay wise guy, now how are you going to get down? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2354 Of course it's to code. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2355 I sure hope you do not expect me to climb up their to bring you your meals! 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2356 Dont' you sneeze, you didn't take a hankie! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2357 You said to find a hobby. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2358 What is the Point 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2359 Not exactly a stairway to heaven, is it? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2360 Nice stairway! Now you have to invent Religion. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2361 It's a period appropriate structure 1.2584 0.04667 89 68 20 1
2362 Impressive . . . but Urg is working on an entire bridge to nowhere. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2363 World’s tallest artificial structure circa 50,000 BCE, holding the record from its completion until its collapse 10 minutes later. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2364 No I will not stop, Brenda, I’ve got to get my steps in! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2365 You are such a Neanderthal 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2366 OK, it's a neolithic tour de force. But we need meat. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2367 Done. I'll set sail when the tide comes in. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2368 I needed a place where I'd be safe from the guy who invented the wheel. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2369 Rock steady! 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
2370 If I can stay up here long enough I wont NEED a vaccine. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2371 Stonehenge it's not, dear. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2372 Again?... 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2373 I prefer your cave-drawing of it. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2374 I told you to make a wheel. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2375 A little more to the left. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2376 I think I’ll call it an escalator 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
2377 Because someday subscribers will get a better signal from up here. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2378 Is it OK up there, or should we keep our orchestra seats? 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2379 Does it really have to be moved an inch to the left? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2380 It's not that I don't like it, but I guess I envisioned accent pieces and maybe some kind of structure attached to it. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
2381 I got the idea from listening to this rock band. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2382 No wonder you was bad at business! 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2383 It's not much, but at least it's rent controlled. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
2384 I can almost see the end of March from up here 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2385 -Of course it’s good. But is it “future civilizations will assume aliens made it” good? 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2386 You still have to wear a mask though. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2387 I've named these "stairs". Finding a use for them, well, that's a different story. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2388 Is that your idea of a 'love triangle'? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2389 Look, until they invent bronze, this is what we got to work with. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2390 They called the inventors of fire and the wheel crazy at first, too. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2391 You're hunting for attention, I gather? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2392 Early obsessive compulsive 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2393 Oh, now I get it Pythagoras. 1.2574 0.05006 101 81 16 4
2394 ...and this is where our sleeping quarters will be. 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
2395 Yeah, very impressive, now come and help me to clean the cave. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2396 I call it the corporate ladder. You’ll be able to start climbing it in about 180,000 years. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2397 Honey, I’m calling it a StairMaster..... 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2398 This song won't be invented for another million years. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2399 Dude, just finish the level already. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2400 The zoning officer says the tread to riser ratio is all wrong. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2401 What are you? Half Egyptian? Ellen Sullivan, Newbury, Ma 1.2571 0.04694 105 82 20 3
2402 Even though you're on top of it, you're still going to be extinct. 1.2571 0.05246 105 85 14 6
2403 OK, I believe you. a^2 + b^2 = c^2. Now come in for dinner. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2404 Just think, the world's first pyramid scheme. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2405 This Stairway to Heaven rocks! 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2406 It’s called cardio, Suzanne. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2407 Remember not to tell your teammates I built these for you. I only build stairs for people that look like me. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2408 I thought we agreed to build a ranch. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
2409 It's twice as good as your wheel-thing. Hey...I just invented math! 1.2568 0.05113 74 55 19 0
2410 I guess I didn't think ahead. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2411 What the heck is Led Zeppelin? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2412 OK,you're a rock star, now will you please get down" 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2413 Let them try and get through this! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2414 "I call it 'Rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock....'" 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2415 Yet another of your inventions leads to nowhere. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2416 I get that this is the height of the Stone Age, but this is a bit too meta for me. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2417 So who's Jessica? 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
2418 It's just a song! That "Stairway to Heaven" thing. It's just a song. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2419 and don't tell me I told you so! 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2420 So, where's this moon you said you'd give me? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2421 Best one yet, Isosceles. you should patent this one. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2422 Ten thousand years from now, this is going to blow someone's mind! 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2423 It’s not so lonely at the top. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2424 Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps... 1.2564 0.04976 78 60 17 1
2425 Now all you need to do is dig the pool. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2426 I thought you said you wanted a bolder look!" 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2427 No, it doesn't look as if it will equal the sum of the squares on the other two sides. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2428 Pyth-so you were stoned when you said the pot in use last night would get you ‘high.’ 1.2564 0.04318 117 94 19 4
2429 I chose flight. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2430 Get down from your pedestal! It is not like you invented fire is it?!” 🔥🔥🔥 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2431 I’ll need a mammoth to demonstrate, but this is the future of transportation. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2432 Come along its the only stairway to heaven 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2433 That’s great, but the Wymans just installed an elevator in their duplex! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2434 A stairway to purgatory? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2435 I don't think it's the right angle. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2436 I think I can fly, honey. Just watch. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2437 So just where do you think you are going Mr.? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2438 Can you see if there are any more rocks? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2439 Unfortunately, the City failed it for no hand rail 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2440 You can come down now; your time-out is over 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2441 I really don't care. There's a 30 minute limit during peak hours. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2442 One day this will move on its own. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2443 So you're finally taller than I am. What now? 1.2561 0.04850 82 61 21 0
2444 Told you I can still get it up. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2445 Your inventions never take us anywhere. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2446 I hope you know what you are doing! 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2447 History’s first 12-step program. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2448 Your mother keeps asking when we're going to make the next step. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2449 Looks like a pyramid scheme to me. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2450 It's just a stepping stone. 1.2558 0.04733 86 64 22 0
2451 What's this 'heaven' you're building a stairway to? 1.2558 0.05774 86 70 11 5
2452 Im thinking of calling it an escalator. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2453 Sort of interesting, but is it practical? 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2454 All the way up here, and I still can't find where I asked for your opinion. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2455 Now just wait for a Mammoth to walk by. I'll go get your spear." 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2456 Yes, I hear you, but how about we go back to my "wheel" idea? 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2457 This is my sales forecast for The Wheel. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2458 I think you'r right, it's not acute. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2459 World History’s first tourist trap. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2460 I'm waiting for a Pterodactyl 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2461 Great invention, see any food? 1.2558 0.05532 86 69 13 4
2462 You're probably not the last man to build a stone staircase to nowhere. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2463 Are you stoned or what? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2464 Well...can you at least see if I left the kettle on? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2465 Now, I am! 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2466 I'm sure it is an accurate representation of a dorsal fin....but where are we going to sleep? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2467 I call these stairs!, but I’m not sure what they’re for. 1.2556 0.04886 90 70 18 2
2468 Because it's there. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2469 I'm no genius Pythagoras, but I think your theory only holds true for rocks if they are all the same size. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2470 I'm not your ma. And that's hardly the top of the world. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2471 It's OK now. I got rid of the mouse. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2472 I know, I know, there's feeling you get when you look to the west.. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2473 I know you are proud but it’s no stairway to heaven. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2474 The second floor view will be fabulous! 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2475 But I like it just fine on the first floor. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2476 Fire was easier. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2477 Honey, "Stairway to Heaven" won't be written for at least another 2000 year 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2478 Donald, that's not how you build a wall. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2479 I call it a ‘trampoline’. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2480 Get off your rocks! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2481 Hey Pythagoras, I think you’ve got the right angle! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2482 Honey, is it everything you hoped it would be? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2483 Ha they’ll think aliens did it! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2484 And they said necessity was the mother of invention...ha! I showed them! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2485 We’ll get there. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2486 Hang on. I’ll buzz you in. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2487 You forgot to make the house. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2488 No. Not even if you claim to be at the top of the evolutionary ladder. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2489 I don't have a name for it yet but I sure do get a lot of stares. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2490 Maybe just concentrate on the wheel! 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2491 No future in stairs, Og. I'd work on wheel design. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2492 Do you want to be married or do you want to be right?? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2493 Well, aren’t you a rock star. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2494 It's no Stonehenge. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2495 I said “moral” high ground 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2496 Another one of your crazy pyramid schemes! 1.2551 0.04878 98 77 18 3
2497 You’re building a monumental tomb?! We haven’t even invented kings yet! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2498 I'm calling it a pulpit. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2499 Did you run this past the Cave Owners Association? 1.2549 0.04555 102 77 24 1
2500 No, I don’t want to ‘come upstairs’. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
2501 You're right. It's not rocket science. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
2502 „Well, just as I thought...the world isn‘t flat“ 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2503 OK Pythagoras, now what 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2504 Emma, I'm telling you this is going to catch on! 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2505 Want to take my step class? 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
2506 Stone Age homes by IKEA 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
2507 I told you there was only one tree! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2508 If you think this is the high point of our marriage, you have another think coming. 1.2535 0.05573 71 56 13 2
2509 Hunny, they said six rocks apart, not six rocks above 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2510 Can I see the rectangle again? 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2511 How's the new sail boat coming along? 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2512 I thought I’d work on the garage next 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2513 I'm leaving you for the guy who digs big holes. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2514 Do you want to step down or fall down? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2515 All I said was "We need to talk!" 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2516 Good job! We've just proved the Pythagorean theorum! 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2517 Really Fred are you stoned “ 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2518 I didn't mean it when I said you were short. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2519 How are you going to get down? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2520 So what are the kids supposed to play with? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2521 This isn't my dream, Dad. It's yours. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2522 The smoke signals say they're out of coffee, too. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2523 Pythagoras was right! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2524 It's an isolese triangle you idiot! 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
2525 You know,instead of stairs,I think I'd prefer an escalator. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2526 I said I don't have any scissors or paper 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2527 George! Put sweater on! 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2528 You know you’re going to have to take it down before the kids wake up. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2529 Capitalism 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2530 Look! This is version 1 of my new invention: the slide. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2531 Just imagine how confused everyone will be in the future. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2532 I'm not sure a stairway to heaven will catch on till guitars are invented. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2533 Seeing for miles and miles is overrated. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2534 Don't you think planting a beanstalk would be easier? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2535 No Gertrude I don’t want to play Jenga 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2536 So, you call this a stepmaster? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2537 You want to know what I think? It rocks. 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
2538 Now that you've Gathered, go Hunt up some dinner. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2539 My invention of the first stairway will soon make the wheel obsolete! 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2540 What time should I bring the kids to see the pterodactyls? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2541 We Need To Invent Handrails. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2542 What good is that? Why don't you spend your time inventing the wheel or something? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2543 No one gives a damn that the sum of the sides squared is equal to the hypotenuse squared. Go find me a water buffalo for dinner. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2544 Loft or no loft... they’re still going to call you “cave man”. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2545 yes, sisyphus, i do think it’ll be harder if you’re pushing a boulder. why? 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2546 You never listen. I told you to arrange those stones in a circle, not a triangle. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2547 You're getting off to a rocky start. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2548 I guess that settles it ... It looks flat from up here, too! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2549 Not unless I can see Nineveh from up there, I'm not. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2550 Not my idea of social climbing. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2551 And so, trying to escape his wife, Grud accidentally started the Stone Age 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2552 That's the way it is with you, Harry. You call them "steps," but where's the practicality? Other men are out hunting, but you.... you have your head in the clouds! 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2553 I see now that I should've invented buildings before stairs. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2554 Really - you got us a walk-up. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2555 Just add a house, and I’ve invented the walk up! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2556 I'm a Pisces. Are you an Isosceles 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2557 Could you get me a few more rocks,hon? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2558 Wait till I tell Pythagoras! 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2559 OK great - but where are the handrails ? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2560 Honey, please hand me that pebble. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2561 To heaven, why? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2562 Did I mention it's a walk-up? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2563 I love the incline, hon, but you should see Jones's wheel. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2564 Yes Brian, it's very nice. I'm just not sure the world is yet ready for a Stairway to Heaven. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2565 Honey, the voice said you’d ‘die’ not ‘fly’! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2566 Told you that that weed of yours isn’t the only way to get high. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2567 So that's what you've been up to. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2568 Yeah, I can see people going up and down this for exercise...like, in about 40,000 years. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2569 Your Stairmaster will never catch on... 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2570 They said you have to remove the top two rocks because it violates zoning rules. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2571 Its called a diving rock. We just have to move it to the lake. 1.2527 0.05762 91 75 10 6
2572 It looks great. Now move it to the second level of the cave. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2573 When did you know you’re afraid of heights? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2574 First Lego Build. 1200 B.C. 1.2527 0.05086 91 72 16 3
2575 I didn't mean you had the high ground literally, Chad. 1.2527 0.04840 91 71 18 2
2576 Congratulations Harold, for making it to the top...of nothing. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2577 OK... so you’ve invented the 12-step programme. How about alcohol next? 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2578 Sorry sir, but this neighborhood is zoned for caves only. I’ll need to see your developer permit. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2579 Why are you standing on a pile of rocks? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2580 Nelson, is this that Thirty Rock idea you were talking about? 1.2526 0.04725 95 74 19 2
2581 No, that doesn’t count as ‘The Mile High Club’. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2582 The questions is how are we going to monetize it? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2583 This isn't what I meant when I said bolder design. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2584 I just invented rocky relationships. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2585 Don’t make me start pulling out the bottom rocks again! 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2586 You wouldn't let me have a man-cave, so this is my man-ramp. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2587 I climbed it because it was here. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2588 I told you to invent the ladder first. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2589 Not know how get down. Get Otis. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
2590 I think you should start with the door or maybe a wall. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2591 I've figured how to climb but I'm not sure how to come down 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
2592 I need some space” 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2593 I like it,but are you sure it's to code? 1.2524 0.04921 103 82 17 4
2594 Why do we need an attic? Old-Crap-We-Don't-Need hasn't been invented yet. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2595 ‘How about a little more hunting than gathering ?’ 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2596 Man alive, you just wait 'til the Joneses get a look at THIS. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2597 Cool, stay there till I find a name for it! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2598 I invented this because I just couldn’t take it anymore. But now I’m having second thoughts... 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2599 While you're up there, could you sweep? 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
2600 Did you leave me any stones for soup? 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
2601 So you couldn’t just invent the wheel? 1.2523 0.04423 107 81 25 1
2602 If I reach heaven this would make a killer song. 1.2523 0.04697 111 92 15 4
2603 You told me you built a stairway to heaven. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2604 Come up to me ... our couple's therapist said we should trust each other. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2605 I think it would look better over there. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2606 I suspected you were out getting high. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2607 You forgot to change your calendar, dear. The Stone Age ended yesterday. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2608 Sure it looks great, but where will it get you? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2609 You think that's cool, I also just coined the term 'angle of repose." 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2610 I just think people will expect more of it if you call it an "escalator." 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2611 The journey matters more than the destination. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2612 Congratulations, you built another monument to the fragile male ego. No foundation, no support system, and no way to climb down. All high and mighty... until the next gust of wind. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2613 I just invented the twelve-step program..... 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
2614 Damn, still can't find my keys 1.2500 0.05186 84 67 14 3
2615 Still waiting for the right side to work? 1.2500 0.04916 88 69 17 2
2616 Well, I guess it is more impressive than that round rolling thing I chiselled. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2617 Don't make me laugh. It could be fatal. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2618 It's a prototype to the Bridge to Nowhere 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2619 What do you mean 'ahead of your time'? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2620 And what makes you think your 'Stairway to Heaven' will inspire rock musicians? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2621 Isosceles get down from there! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2622 You heard of the bridge to nowhere? 1.2500 0.04480 104 79 24 1
2623 Great job with your 12-step program, but now what do you do? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2624 Do you know what entropy does to structures like this? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2625 What's a staircase? This is just a pile of rocks 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2626 You can hear me Gronk and it’s still your turn to do the dishes. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2627 Will you take a call from Sisyphus, he says it's important? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2628 I just wanted you to take out the garbage. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2629 You wanted a home with a view. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2630 This patriarchy has to start some time. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2631 A square plus b square equals c square. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2632 I'm standing in the kitchen. Check out the high-pot'n-use. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2633 We're no longer Marge + Harry. We're more like a²+b². 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
2634 I told you to go to the bathroom before you started building. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2635 It's the world's first 12-step program. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2636 Mansplain. "Why? Because it's here to be conquered." 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2637 You were right! The world is flat 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2638 It's one of the half wonders of the world. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2639 The first step’s a killer 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2640 So do you think it was aliens or an ancient civilization? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2641 Hey, king of the neolithic, they just created something called bronze. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2642 Paula, I can see your cave from here. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2643 What will you stand on in the Industrial Age? the Space Age? The Information Age? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2644 Doh! What did I come up here for again? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2645 1. Invent stairs.✓ Then what? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2646 I think you're on to something interesting, but somehow it just does not seem quite relevant to what we're up against, in terms of surviving. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2647 Just think, in 10,000 years this is going to be a big hit. 1.2500 0.04480 104 79 24 1
2648 You can't seem to get equilateral right. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2649 That's not it either..what about a rock hedge? 1.2500 0.03750 108 84 24 0
2650 It's called a 'rockalator' and will be in every shopping mall. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2651 Don't tell me you forgot your OCD meds again. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2652 I think they'd look better in a henge of some sort. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
2653 Clever, but I liked the wheel better. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2654 Who is Led Zeppelin? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2655 You can't be a social climber without a society. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2656 Aw, come on honey. just one more. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2657 But the Egyptians did it!" "Honey...you're only half Egyptian 1.2500 0.04707 80 62 17 1
2658 Where's the elevator? 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
2659 You just couldn’t go with the pre-fab could you? 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
2660 You're gonna drive some archeologist nuts. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2661 You might want to wait til geometry is invented. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2662 I need you to walk the dog. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2663 We’ll build the rest later. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2664 I knew you were up to something. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2665 I keep telling you, Stairway to Heaven is not by the Rolling Stones. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2666 Shouldn't you have put it closer to the deck? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2667 Stairway to Heaven" still inspires me 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2668 They told us to stay six feet apart, they didn’t say in which direction. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2669 This reminds me of the time you painted yourself into a corner. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2670 Nice patio - where's my house? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2671 It’s interesting, but is it art? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2672 Is this open concept enough for you? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2673 I'm thinking that it might look better with a runner. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2674 Apparently they were the wrong aliens. 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
2675 Well, it SEEMED like a good idea at the time! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2676 OK Pythagorous, I get it. You can come down now. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2677 Hey Pytheticoras, come down off your mighty c squared and help me make dinner. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2678 I like your ladder invention, but I don't think it will sell. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2679 No, I’m not stoned. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2680 I’m thinking of inventing something called the second story next. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2681 I never promised you a rose garden! 1.2500 0.05657 88 72 11 5
2682 At least your alleged lofty ideals are rock solid. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2683 Don’t quit your day job. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2684 I think it's time to give up art and get a real job." 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2685 This will never catch on, Jenga. 1.2500 0.04642 88 66 22 0
2686 Nope. Still rock bottom. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2687 It’s not that hard. If I can do it, you can do it too. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2688 They said Beef Wellington sounds great. Should I signal them to bring wine? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2689 Here's the sign, it says 'Trump Plaza.' 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2690 I finally used the pythagorean theorem. 1.2500 0.05585 84 68 12 4
2691 Oh, dear, I think it’s middle stone-age crisis 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2692 So you're going to wait up there until airplanes are invented? 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
2693 Yeah this is great and all, but sorry honey, I really don't think this beats that wheel Jerry invented last week... 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2694 I feel like we've grown apart. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2695 Getting high is easy it is the coming down that is hard 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2696 Future archeologists will be stairing at this for hours trying to figure out what the rest of the structure looked like! 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2697 Just as I thought... you’re out here getting high again. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2698 I live here now. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2699 And this, am gonna call it Babel 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2700 The best inventions are never appreciated in their time. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2701 You can come down now, the pandemic is over. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2702 Exactly when do you think this brontosaurus is picking you up? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2703 What? You said you wanted some space, I’m nearly halfway there! 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2704 I have no idea. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2705 I don't think that's what they meant by stairway to heaven. 1.2477 0.04904 109 88 16 5
2706 Well now what, smarty-pants? 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2707 You told me to put myself in someone else’s shoes…I chose a bird! 1.2476 0.04645 105 84 18 3
2708 OK. You invented a pyramid. But it will be thousands of years before the Egyptians fix the design flaws so it can be used for something. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2709 Oh, I forgot to tell you, the dinosaur’s in the shop. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2710 That's not quite what I meant when I said take the high ground Bob. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2711 I'm worried about you, Pythagoras. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2712 Rock steady, baby! 1.2474 0.04642 97 76 19 2
2713 I'm calling it a rock garden 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2714 Where are you going with this Carl? 1.2474 0.04867 97 77 17 3
2715 Stairs?! Ha. Who's gonna use that? 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
2716 Get down off your pedestal and finish the dishes! 1.2474 0.04404 97 77 18 2
2717 I said, does this loincloth make me look fat? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2718 He gave Tut and Ramses as references. Should have verified. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2719 Been thinking of giving Paleo-ton a try. 1.2474 0.04404 97 73 24 0
2720 When I said go hunt and gather I didn't mean rocks! 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
2721 By all means, finish that thought. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2722 I got tired of cave painting. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2723 But I said that it needs to go to the left! 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2724 In 50,000 years people will believe that aliens built it! 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2725 Shouldn't you have built the house first? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2726 You’ll still have to do the dishes when you come down. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2727 I think you made some progress in the social distance! 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2728 While you are in the attic, can you bring down my winter coat? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2729 Just slide down 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
2730 Great job. Now all we need is an Olympic torch. Oh ... and fire. 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
2731 It's nice, Bill, but I just don't get modern art. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2732 Honey, definitely we can call it a ‘milestone’! 1.2473 0.04751 93 73 18 2
2733 Will I hit rock bottom if I fall? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2734 Just trying to get my steps in for the day. 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
2735 The one by the lake will have a diving board! 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2736 About that beast you wanted to ride...it wandered away days ago. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2737 Wow, Pythagoras, you estimated it exactly right! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2738 Waiting for the pterodactyl, are we? 1.2472 0.04599 89 67 22 0
2739 I understand that you feel closer to your God, but it is time to sweep the patio! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2740 Would you get off my back? Grog already invented the wheel! 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2741 This view rocks. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2742 Reginald ! ! !...I said, Go organize your SOCKS...! 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2743 Now you need to invent the 2nd floor. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2744 Not a rock left on the whole riverbank. Just what am I supposed to beat our washing on? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2745 Okay, now a little to the left. 1.2472 0.04599 89 67 22 0
2746 Yes, you look skinny from up here , but I think I forgot my phone... 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2747 Watch and learn sweetie, this is how you make a grand entrance! 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2748 Well I’m not coming down unless one of us changes. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2749 You promised me a handicap ramp for my mother. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2750 This pre-historic brownstone is going to rock. 1.2471 0.05775 85 70 10 5
2751 Alright, I’m sick of trying to explain this with rice. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2752 I don’t think this is how we climb the food chain. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2753 One small step for a Neanderthal, one big step for Neanderthalkind. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2754 Explain again why you are calling this a giant step forward? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2755 Still nothing. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2756 If you hadn't burned the plans, I'd know where to place the next stone, but you did invent fire 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2757 Marvin, when are you going to build the handrail? 1.2471 0.04067 85 67 17 1
2758 I'll holler if I see a dinosaur approaching 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2759 Why are you up there and I'm down here? We literally graduated from the same place!“ - “Quotas man 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2760 The assembly instructions on the cave wall were a little confusing. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2761 Your excuse to try getting closer to God seems like you are trying to get away from your wife! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2762 Okay Mr. High & Mighty, Come down from your pedestal and help clean up the cave. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2763 It does have a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2764 This is really impressive. Now let's start on building the house. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2765 It’s a poor man’s Peloton. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2766 Well that's great that you can go up. Now, how are you going to get down? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2767 Do you know how to play Jengo? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2768 Sisyphus wouldn't have this problem. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2769 Early version of GPS failure. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2770 I'm sure one day this shape will be right but right now it's wrong. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2771 This rocks! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2772 Per ardua ad astra 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2773 Nice. Something is missing though, can’t put my finger on it..... 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2774 This is just the model. The actual stairway will get you to heaven. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2775 You forgot the banister, Harold. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2776 So what are we supposed to do, just stand here and stare at it? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2777 Another idea going nowhere. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2778 Yes, you pass your 24 month check. Now come down! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2779 I see you’ve invented the cry for help. 1.2469 0.04821 81 61 20 0
2780 Any idea when the next mammoth is coming? 1.2469 0.05279 81 65 13 3
2781 This many stones keeps the doctor away. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
2782 I'd rather go nowhere fast. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2783 Homo Stepiens? Are you sure you heard that right? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2784 Burj Khalifa - 5,000 BCE 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2785 What was it your Uncle Pythagoras said about the square of the hypotenuse? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2786 This will drive the archeologists nuts someday. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2787 I call it "The Ascent of Man" 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2788 Your new twelve-step recovery program is tearing us apart, Alan. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2789 They'll love it -- as I descend, I'll announce my run for the 20,024 B.C. nomination. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2790 I saw this on an episode of Fixer Upper” @hgtvfixe 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2791 Please, Lord, confound her language. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2792 Man’s earliest attempts at social distancing were not pandemic-related. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2793 Can you see the glass ceiling, Bob? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2794 I wanted my margarita on the rocks, Carl, not you! Get your butt down here. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2795 But the stone on the seventh row, three stones over, is the wrong shade of grey! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2796 No, you actually look shorter for some reason 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2797 They are called STAIRS Carol!!! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2798 How did you get down? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2799 You named it a triangle...right? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2800 You never read the instructions 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2801 I really don't think you thought this through... 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2802 One day they’ll write a song about me and my stairway to heaven 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2803 From up here I can definitely tell that the earth is flat. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2804 The wheel will never catch us 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2805 I do 20 sets a day. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2806 A Stare Case 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2807 What, no bannister? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2808 We need to bring architecture to the next level. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2809 Help! I've risen and I can't get down. 1.2462 0.06017 65 53 9 3
2810 I was picturing something different when your profile said “rock climber” 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2811 so, did you kill the cockroach? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2812 Just wear a damn mask, will ya? 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
2813 It's nine cubits long and sixteen cubits high. What's that make the hypotenuse? 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2814 So, this is your 'man cave' then? 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2815 Well, in that case, let's see if "stairs" can feed the kids and blow you every night. I'm DONE. 1.2451 0.04914 102 82 16 4
2816 i hope you found what you were looking for 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2817 Has the handrail been invented? 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2818 You dragged me away from inventing the wheel for this? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2819 I can see our house from here 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
2820 Wise Guru or not, you still have to sweep the cave and take out the trash. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2821 Where's the down escalator? 1.2449 0.03571 98 81 15 2
2822 It will make a great song one day! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
2823 When I told you I wanted a mate I could look up to, this isn't what I meant. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
2824 So you're at the top of the world. Now what? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2825 Great, that you can do, but taking out the trash once in a while is too much to ask? 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
2826 Nice, but I still don't understand your theorem. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2827 Stairs...I don't where it goes from there. I'm still in the development stage. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2828 But why would anyone need such a thing? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2829 Of course it goes to nowhere ... it's a StairMaster! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2830 You should’ve never gone talk to Pythagoras! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2831 I see that you worked yourself into a corner 1.2447 0.04458 94 71 23 0
2832 Minecraft 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2833 You’re stonewalling AGAIN? 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
2834 Men will literally build a huge staircase out of rocks that leads nowhere instead of going to therapy. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2835 Oh, you stack some rocks and now you think you're evolved! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2836 It'll be easier if you just get 5G! 1.2447 0.04944 94 75 16 3
2837 Oh, so you build some steps. You must be very proud of yourself. Where is the rest of the bloody house! 1.2444 0.04555 90 70 19 1
2838 I call it a wheel. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2839 It's nice, but not as good as fire or the wheel. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2840 How's it going up there, Sisyphus? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2841 Ready? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2842 There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she's... 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2843 rWell you've never been able to put one foot in front of the other! 1.2444 0.02649 90 77 11 2
2844 But it could be immensely practical should the postulated "second floor" become more than a hypothetical construct. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2845 Sorry, the airline is still talking about a 1 million year delay. 1.2444 0.04822 90 71 17 2
2846 I’m really only a stones throw away 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2847 Now when the heck do you think that’s gonna come in handy? 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2848 Straight up or should we turn it to the right and add a landing? 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2849 What do you think? Too busy? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2850 While you're up there could you bring down a roll of toilet paper? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2851 I like your wheel prototype. Have you tried pulling it with an ox? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2852 This is not what I meant when I said we should make a rock garden... 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2853 Looks like the mail's late again. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2854 Thanks Don, I’m much better with a visual. I see it now: “capitalism”. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2855 So you want to charge 35$ for the top of the rock?” 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2856 Republicans view of social mobility 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2857 I don’t know maybe try it in a circle 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2858 Stop Babeling! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2859 The original bridge to nowhere 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2860 Let me guess. You found another bustle in your hedgerow. 1.2442 0.05214 86 69 14 3
2861 I prefer the cave. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2862 It's a stairway to heaven. What did you think it was? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2863 I appreciate the gesture, Ork, but I'm marrying Thog. He has a patent pending on the escalator. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2864 So you reached your pinnacle. Now what? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2865 I'm calling it "A squared plus B squared equals C squared" 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2866 SOMETHING SEEMS OFF 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2867 You call that a man cave? 1.2442 0.05214 86 69 14 3
2868 OK, got the stairs in. What comes next? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2869 Believe me, the step ladder is more practical than the wheel. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2870 Erg.Storm’s a comin’ 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2871 What's next, the glass ceiling? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2872 This escalator sucks. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2873 Now yell, "Dennis Unk-unk, COME ON DOWN!" 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2874 Darling, I always knew you’d rise to the top! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2875 Thought it was a step in the right direction. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2876 I get the concept, but what's the purpose 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2877 Your mother's on the horn. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2878 (He) I knew your heart was set on a split-level, but look at this view. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2879 Don't ask, "Why a henge?" Ask instead, "Why NOT a henge?" 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2880 Another one of your half baked pyramid schemes? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2881 It's not polite to stare. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2882 Wich flood are you waiting for? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2883 You have the rocks. Now all you have to do is roll. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2884 I’m remodeling 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2885 It’s not crazy, I’m exercising! Studies show obese people are 7x as likely to be eaten 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2886 Hurry up. The Stone Age is almost over. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2887 Euclid is this the Right Angle? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2888 Ask your spouse before investing all of your rocks in a portable ladder business. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2889 I call them stairs. No, it's spelled differently from the way you are looking at me right now." 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2890 You can stay up there, but stonewalling is the sign of an unhealthy relationship. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2891 Any consumer advances on the horizon? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2892 Personally, I think the man cave was a better idea, but whatever you need, dear. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2893 Okay, Lois. You pushed this out of cave experiment. Now what? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2894 Could you bring down my glasses while you’re up there? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2895 No, you have your geometry wrong. A wheel is in the shape of a circle. That is a right isosceles triangle. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2896 You think this is good, you should see my bridge to nowhere. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2897 yep..it is flat !! 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2898 Don't stop there! 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2899 Your stairway to heaven is a bit primitive. 1.2436 0.05059 78 62 14 2
2900 And now, let's draw a circle in the sand. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2901 This is the main stair of my new mansion. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2902 This isn’t what I meant when I told you to be the bigger person 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2903 Suicide? Really? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2904 Just as long as there's plenty of closet space. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2905 You can try all the angles you want, but you’re never going to be right. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2906 You’re great but I just prefer taller sapiens. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
2907 Moving on up? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2908 First of all, we live in a one-story cave... 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2909 Hey Pythagoras, do what's right! 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2910 Jill’s husband made an escalator. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2911 Another of your silly inventions? Just like that round thing you called 'the wheel.' 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2912 Typical stoner - finding new ways to get high... 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2913 Want to start a band? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2914 I don’t want to hear it, okay? I ran out of rocks. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2915 This triangle is really going to catch on one day 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2916 Phillip, get off the stair master— I didn’t mean that comment about your butt. 1.2430 0.04569 107 86 18 3
2917 Hey, Romeo, we need to switch places. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2918 Ever heard of MONOLITHIC? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2919 Great. Now we just need the swimming pool. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2920 Nice, but 45 is SO passé. How about a hexagon? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2921 what should we do with these two extra stones? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2922 But what if there is no heaven? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2923 I'll just wait here until they invent the passenger jet. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2924 So, Zogg, you want another cavemaster election recount? 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2925 I told you you bought too many. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2926 It’s a stairway to the stars. It came in a kit. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2927 Wait, wait, wait...Dude, what if we called this period the...Stone Age 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2928 I suggest you add 'full-stack developer' to your resume. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2929 It’s a wonderful ladder, Harry, it’s just a bit far from the apple tree. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2930 Yes, Pythagoras, I know. I know. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
2931 What happened to hunting and trapping dinner? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2932 Whats the dinosaur forecast today? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2933 So, it's a triangle, so what? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2934 Honey, I’m home 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2935 What happened to that ‘wheel’ project though? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2936 That's great for going up, but how exactly would you get down? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2937 Pull the bottom rock out, then the one above it, then the one above that….For this invention the steps move down while I just stand still. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2938 It's called a stairway. Now I have to invent Heaven. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2939 And your point is? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2940 Some day a politician will descend and launch a campaign. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2941 And someday, we'll have exposed brick. 1.2421 0.04290 95 74 20 1
2942 I don't care what the market says. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2943 How's the view up there? 1.2421 0.04665 95 75 18 2
2944 I have reached my limit 1.2421 0.04665 95 78 13 4
2945 Well, steps first, then the pyramid. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2946 Is this your idea of social distancing? 1.2421 0.04157 95 74 21 0
2947 Watch this! I call it "S K I I N G". 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2948 Oh, sure! No time for cave improvement projects, but you found time to build a pedestal for yourself." 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2949 Now how are we gonna move this so called 'ladder'? 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2950 So you've made it to the top.. Now what? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2951 uggh squared plus oogh squared equals eegh squared. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2952 What do you mean I’m condescending? 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2953 Are you really that bored? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2954 I would be more impressed if you figured out how to get down 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2955 You bring those rocks back right now and rebuild the shelter this minute, Buster. 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2956 Now I'm thinking we should have gone for the lever, the pulley or the wedge. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2957 I can see that you've left no stone unturned. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2958 Fuck you, too. 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
2959 You never listen! I said let's take getting stoned to the next level! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2960 That’s 13 small steps for mankind, and one helluva jump off the back forty. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2961 You call that a house? You must be stoned. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2962 OK,now I really can see Russia from here. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2963 It’s called Neanderthal social distancing. 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2964 Now that I see it there, I think it’s better where we had it. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2965 ‘Honey hurry up before the casserole gets cold, 12 steps down I promise’ 1.2418 0.04513 91 71 19 1
2966 I thinks we need to spend some time apart 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2967 Objects on the ground are larger than they appear 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2968 Our aliens got tired after building half a pyramid. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2969 That Pythagoras is one smart kid! 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2970 What else could ‘getting high’ even mean? 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2971 Great entrance, but how are you gonna add a cave to it? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2972 You'll thank me once they invent the light bulb. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2973 That isn't what he met by the Hierarchy of Needs. 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
2974 Can I show you an easier way to send me over the moon? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2975 Still looks like just a hat for your balls. 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
2976 From this height, I will be able to see the next ice age coming! 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2977 I still can't believe you got funding for the staircase to nowhere. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2978 You win. You are king of the mountain! 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2979 Honey, if you want to be called “stairman” instead of “caveman,” that’s fine. But you have to stop this! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2980 Pythagoras would be proud . 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2981 Get down here right now and clean up this mess! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2982 You'll know when you hit rock bottom. 1.2414 0.04895 87 69 16 2
2983 That's not what I meant by a 12-step program. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2984 Figure it out, Pythagoras. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2985 But you said you'd leave no stone unturned! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2986 The the lady...”Is it worth it?” The man...”You have to find out for yourself.” 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2987 When you said you were stoned, this wasn’t the high I was expecting. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2988 Alright, so where's the pool? 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
2989 If that's what you meant with "stepping stone" it will never catch on. 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
2990 You're no Sisyphus. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2991 You may be all rise but just you wait for the come down 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2992 Maybe we should have built the pool first. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2993 NO! You come down here if you want it so bad. 1.2410 0.04723 83 63 20 0
2994 Nice. Where do we take it from here? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2995 Will you please come down? It's time to go hunting 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2996 If you think I'm cleaning those silly stairs mister, you are sadly mistaken. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2997 What do you have in mind? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2998 But he was the cheapest of the three architects that I interviewed. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2999 I've had it with you always looking down on me! 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
3000 It's my half-baked pyramid scheme 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3001 What do you think we should call these?" 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3002 You're right - I can see our cave from here. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3003 Are you seeing someone else? 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3004 Too much basalt. Father will only accept granite. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3005 It's early-Neolithic modern. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3006 Stairway to Heaven. How the Stone Age influenced the rock age. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3007 I got so high that I saw Jesus. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3008 It’s a feature, not a bug. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3009 you stuck? 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3010 Before there was Everest, there was Urg and his attempts to get out of cave chores. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3011 Come down Sisyphus, dinner's ready 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3012 They’ll sing songs about this in the future 1.2410 0.04723 83 65 17 1
3013 Stay off the corporate ladder and go back to the cave 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3014 Look I'll admit you really nailed it with fire, but are you sure this is the best use of the profits? 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
3015 Oh yeah? I'm demanding a recount. 1.2407 0.04533 108 87 18 3
3016 I call it "stairs." But what they're for is another story. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3017 What's an airplane? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3018 I said a roomy Cape Cod with open concept. 1.2405 0.05469 79 64 12 3
3019 I'm calling this work, "Between a rock and a hard place". Let's see if it catches on. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3020 You know, an elevator would be a lot more convenient. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3021 Great. But what’s for dinner? 1.2405 0.04839 79 62 16 1
3022 Nice hypotenuse. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3023 its a trial separation 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3024 Yes, it's very impressive, but no I am not going to call you Stairmaster. 1.2405 0.05004 79 63 14 2
3025 Still cheaper than Rosetta Stone 1.2405 0.05164 79 63 14 2
3026 When they go low, we go higher 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3027 Its called trickle down rockenomics 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3028 Have you made it to heaven yet? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3029 AH! The start of the world's first bridge to no where. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
3030 It needs a banister. 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
3031 This is it? While Gork was inventing the wheel? 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
3032 That's not the kinda penthouse I had agreed to move in with you! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3033 Just one more step back. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
3034 It's a very grand entrance, but now you've used up all our rocks. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3035 The stairway to heaven is a rocky ride 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3036 A pyramid cannot be built in a day Eddie. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3037 Right... What's a zeppelin? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3038 Bravo...you've literally got me between a rock and a hard place. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3039 It's a stairway to heaven alright... take one more step and find out. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3040 Hey dude, anyone can hammer a wheel...but a skyscraper is something different. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3041 Bravo. You just recreated the stairs. 1.2400 0.05315 75 60 13 2
3042 What about Babel? 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3043 ¨This obsession with the Aztecs and Mayans is truly consuming you!¨ 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3044 Somehow, I feel like something tall needs to be built around this thing. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
3045 OK, you can build a triangle. Now try a figure 8. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3046 First, fermentation. Then, the twelve steps. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3047 Are you sure it'll match the stalactites? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
3048 Great! But did you finish that wheel I designed? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3049 But Mary, he’s not in his room! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
3050 Rock on, Thog. Rock on. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
3051 How’s the wheel coming along? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3052 The Jones’ have an elevator. 1.2396 0.05287 96 80 11 5
3053 Did you find my glasses? 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3054 Yes, Pythagoras, that is the hypotenuse. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3055 I don't remember. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3056 Are you sure this is the best way to start building a house? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3057 Honey, I know I agreed to THE TWELVE STEP PROGRAM but you have to let me come down sometime . . .PLEASE 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3058 Your hunting tactics border on the obtuse, hon. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3059 No sense trying to re-invent the wheel, dear. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3060 Not sure why, but that triangle just seems right to me. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3061 Building that thing hardly makes you a rock star. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3062 So. Why are you calling it a hypotenuse? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3063 Yo, I know you're gonna think I'm a fucking stoner, but the earth looks kinda round from up here 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3064 I'm not sure where you're going with this. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3065 I think you took the right angle with it, but there’s no closet space. 1.2396 0.04854 96 77 16 3
3066 They haven't taught us how to build a pyramid yet 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3067 It worked. I got high. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
3068 Hunters, gatherers and escalators 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3069 It's not much now, but just wait until they discover the third dimension. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3070 And so I said, "Let's not reinvent the wheel." 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3071 Trust me. When humans create buildings, this will be a must-have." 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3072 I know that in some far-off day your social distancing skills will be widely hailed. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3073 I agree it's a perfect base for a diving board but we have to invent swimming pools, chlorine and Speedos before it can work. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3074 I'm social distancing. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3075 This isn’t what it looked like on Pinterest 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3076 We missed getting in on the ground floor. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
3077 You don't think you could pass me another rock? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3078 The front steps look nice, dear. When do you plan to start on the house? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3079 But I started from the ground up. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3080 I think that there might be a song in this..... 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3081 I liked it better on the patio. 1.2391 0.04731 92 73 17 2
3082 What are these OSHA regulations you speak of? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3083 I said we needed a ladder not stairs. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3084 You interested in selling your stairway to heaven? 1.2391 0.04471 92 70 22 0
3085 You'll need a lot more rock than that to avoid doing the dishes. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3086 Very impressive, Jenga. Now what? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3087 Wait, let me get you the wheel 1.2389 0.04580 113 91 18 4
3088 You wait, in 6000 years they will sing songs about my Stairway to Heaven. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
3089 Honestly, what a man won't do to avoid looking a woman in the eye! 1.2388 0.05028 67 53 13 1
3090 Once we fine some two-story caves, we’ll be set 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3091 Honey, you forgot your mask! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3092 So this is your idea of a "Man cave" 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
3093 I said that’s an acute triangle not a cute triangle. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3094 Pyramid beta testing. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
3095 Nope, still can’t see where you left your club. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
3096 Gravity?”....”Is that even a thing? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
3097 The higher-rocky of man. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
3098 It's easy. Just walk straight up C². 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3099 How about getting down from there and doing something useful with those rocks? 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
3100 Second stories aren't invented for another ten thousand years you moron! 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
3101 Stairhenge? I'm not feeling it.... 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
3102 Gneiss work. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3103 No, I said ' Why don't you go hunt some bears?' 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
3104 So this is what you were doing instead of hunting... 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3105 You can't come down until you find the length of the hypotenuse. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
3106 Actually, you had it right the first time, so just turn it the other way round facing the opposite direction." 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
3107 Of course I love classic rock. I just think your interpretation of “Stairway to Heaven” is too literal. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
3108 A little too obtuse. Let's go with the isosceles 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
3109 It's leaning to far to the right. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
3110 A ladder? Surely you jest." 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3111 You always take the high road. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
3112 ...I suggested you work on your outlook, not lookout 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
3113 Stop being dramatic, Kevin. We can build another fire 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
3114 I told you I would build you a stairway to heaven 1.2385 0.03888 109 86 22 1
3115 What on earth are you doing, Jacob? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
3116 My friend in the desert had better luck with his aliens. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3117 I call it the RockMaster®. Rest day tomorrow, then cardio. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
3118 I call it... 451 Park Ave. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
3119 So this is why they call it the Stone Age. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3120 Down? I never thought about that. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3121 They said stay 6 feet away, not 6 stories away! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3122 Don't get all high and mighty. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3123 Stay away from my man stairs. 1.2381 0.04972 84 67 15 2
3124 You've been listening to too much Led Zeppelin. This is not a stairway to heaven 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3125 That's nice, don't get me wrong but I'm still childless. Get it.... Still no baby. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3126 Well, you really are on the rocks, aren't you? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3127 Why? Because 50,000 years from now they'll think this was the ruins of an ancient castle. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3128 Not bad. Now build a airplane next to it. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3129 Hi, Sosceles. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3130 This will never work in our glass house. 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
3131 Our marriage is on the rocks. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3132 Boulder? I barely know her! 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
3133 I don’t know… It doesn’t look so flat to me… 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3134 It certainly seems like you’re up to no good. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3135 Do it, then 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3136 It's not for sale. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3137 Stop saying I’m in a midlife-crisis. I just want to Rock ‘n’ Roll, Okay?? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3138 Don't look behind you! 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
3139 Okay, but where does the hot tub go now? 1.2376 0.04699 101 81 17 3
3140 I just invented the staircase to nowhere. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
3141 How’d you get up there, Hyptonuse? 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
3142 Some day they call this the Pile Age. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3143 Hey,I can see the end of the Earth from up here! It's a pretty wide cliff! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3144 It's time to get down off your pedestal 1.2375 0.05409 80 65 12 3
3145 So this is what you do all day at work... 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3146 I want it taller. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3147 Nice try. I told you we need a single-level,ranch-style home! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3148 That's your answer to Stonehenge? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3149 I am about to fall for you! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3150 Can you hand me that rock over there? I'll start building the side going down. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3151 I'm taking this as a no. You won't be down for dinner. 1.2375 0.05409 80 65 12 3
3152 Yes very nice, now go and invent skis 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3153 Yes, it is risky, but boredom can kill you too. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3154 That’s a whole month’s worth of rocks, Larry. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3155 I am going to call it Jenga 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
3156 Area of a triangle does equal one-half base times height 1.2375 0.05108 80 64 14 2
3157 Bring down the laundry 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3158 I decided I needed a change from that whole man-cave thing. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3159 I never loved you. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3160 How did I do it? One step at a time 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
3161 How much? 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
3162 The picture on the IKEA box looked a lot different than this 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3163 Why'd I climb it? Because it's there. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3164 Well, you’re off to a rocky start. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3165 I’ve finally found it... the stairway to Kevin. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3166 Why do you always want to be in the other room? 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
3167 What do you mean you're waiting for someone to invent "down" stairs? 1.2371 0.04341 97 74 23 0
3168 Why? WHY, you ask? Why does anyone do anything in this godforsaken world? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3169 It's a long way to the top if you don't want a rock to roll. 1.2371 0.04697 97 78 16 3
3170 The first game of JENGA known to have ever been played! 1.2368 0.04909 76 60 15 1
3171 Honey,where are the down rocks? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3172 Darn! I keep forgetting what I came up here for! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3173 you know, I could just pull the center stone. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3174 You did all this just cuz you were bored? Try explaining that an archeologist 100thousand years from now. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3175 Maybe, but I'll be the one laughing at you when an Airbus pulls up 7,000 years from now. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3176 All hail, Isosceles! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3177 I know it sounds crazy, but it’s like you stack rocks to avoid spending time in the cave. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3178 What's the matter? Never seen a stonecase before? You idiot, you uncultured swine. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3179 That's you. Always at the leading edge of the stone age. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3180 I call it the StairMaster 2000 (B.C.). 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3181 Channeling your inner Goldsworthy? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3182 THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF PRECARIOUS ? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3183 I decided to name it the 'Apex'. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
3184 Now hand me the little one and we'll be good to go. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3185 A triangle, really? And the wheel, when, tell me, when? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3186 While you’re down there, can you find us something for dinner? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3187 It's time to get down Sisyphus 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3188 I dunno, pretty sure lions will figure it out. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3189 Who’s the short one now? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3190 Dammit, the stairs are out of order again. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3191 So, where should I stand if you fall? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3192 I envisioned a large circle, not a rock pile. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3193 I’m caught between a rock and a staircase. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3194 Don’t reinvent the wheel,” you said. Now what’s wrong 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3195 I thought we agreed, I would do the stairs and you’d do the slide? 1.2366 0.04158 93 72 21 0
3196 Let me get this straight. You built this thing just so you can walk down it. And when you get to the bottom you’re going to announce you’re ‘running for President’? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3197 No, I don’t think your giant steps are much of a leap for mankind. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3198 First experience at getting high; I kinda like it. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3199 I don't know why Reginald has to play hard to get, he's the only eligible homo erectus left. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3200 The first recorded trial separation. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3201 All we need now is the chair lift...for your mom. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3202 Honey, come up. Let's look down at people together. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3203 Another Pork Barrel project: stairs to nowhere. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3204 Have you seen my rock anywhere? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3205 Why can’t you paint rocks like all of the other cavemen? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3206 ‘Even from up there, you’ll never be on my level, Phil.’ 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3207 Do I know you? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3208 Why...?" "I just want to mess with future historians 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3209 It's my twelve step program to becoming a highly successful caveman. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3210 It’s always another story with you, isn’t it. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3211 I'm so high up those little things look like ants. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3212 Actually, it’s just an escalator to purgatory. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3213 I still don't know what upstairs means. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3214 So, remind me why I am supposed to be impressed by this. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3215 Looks good. Now we just need a program for these twelve steps. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3216 Yeah, you climbed to the top, but what now? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3217 I admit it looks pretty, but I can't imagine any practical application for it. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3218 Would it hurt you to invent the house before inventing the split-level? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3219 Ok, I got stoned. Do you have to nag me about it? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3220 Would you prefer a stairway to hell? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3221 The dangers of 1G. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3222 Okay, so you call it a "stoop". But what's it for? 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3223 Rock Star? Aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3224 Heaven looks very disappointing. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3225 How about inventing the elevator now? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3226 It’s not The Taj Mahal but it’s something 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
3227 I was gonna call this the 'wheel' but you already named your thing that. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3228 Can you see our wheel from there? 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
3229 Great triangle. Now make a square. 1.2358 0.04143 106 81 25 0
3230 It’s evolutionary 1.2358 0.04354 106 84 20 2
3231 I know you did most of the work, but there's no room for you up here. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3232 The only one that needs a hypotenuse is me! 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3233 I think you just invented the boondoggle. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3234 It works as an exit,but it might also make a great entrance. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3235 I can see the bronze age from here. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3236 You're a man ahead of your time, Gerald. This might just be the rage when someone invents a second floor. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3237 Now I know why it's called a folly. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3238 I'll wait for the elevator 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3239 OK, so what's your back door strategy? 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
3240 And you say the house is glass? 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3241 Yo Adrian!! We did it!!! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3242 Did not! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3243 Dear, there much simpler way to prove crap rolls downhill! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3244 I can see Bedrock from here. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3245 I'm waiting for someone to invent buildings. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3246 Now glide down gracefully and announce you’re running for President 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3247 I told you there's no empirical proof for infinity. 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
3248 And the door is exactly where? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3249 It's not a pyramid scheme - why would you say that? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3250 I want to see what makes those lights at night 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3251 My teacher said I had to work on my foundational skills. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3252 That's not what I meant when I said "The Ascent of Man". 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3253 Can you go catch a hare for supper now? 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3254 Last week you invented the wheel, what's next? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3255 Do you really need to get high that badly? 1.2353 0.05198 85 69 13 3
3256 You can almost see the Paleolithic era from here. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3257 Well, the Great Pyramids are 10,000 years into the future, so this is a start. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3258 On a clear day you can see Savannah. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3259 Don't just stand there and stair... 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3260 YOU SAID YOU WANTED A VIEW FROM YOUR BEDROOM SO HERE IT IS! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3261 Do you see anything now? 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3262 There, that's done. Now, let's start on the catapult. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3263 Honey, it looks nothing like the wheel in Tom's drawing 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3264 I don’t care what’s in the homeowner association bylaws. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3265 I said two equal sides Isoceles. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3266 Bob, I meant marijuana. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3267 I’m just checking for our next food delivery. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3268 You know, Laura’s husband just invented the wheel.. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3269 Is this what you’ve been doing all day while you were gone? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3270 It’s a north-westerly breeze 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3271 The lost origin story of the phrase “what goes up, must...” 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3272 You’re the top. You’re tyrannosaurus. You’re the top. A pterodactyl chorus. 1.2347 0.04767 98 79 16 3
3273 Sorry, looks like you missed the 4 o'clock pterodactyl to the savannah. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
3274 I don’t care if the factory instructions were in Cro-magnon, you left out three pieces, Thag. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
3275 I just don't see how we could ever live in it. 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
3276 Why are you stairing at me? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
3277 Yes. It's a triangle, Ogar. But what KIND of a triangle is it? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
3278 Can you make them escalate? 1.2347 0.04303 98 75 23 0
3279 This is really going to confuse archaeologists." 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
3280 Started from the bottom now we’re here 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
3281 I'll wait until they invent the elevator" or ""This is perfect for our duplex cave dwelling 1.2347 0.04424 98 78 18 2
3282 That's never going to catch on 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
3283 I told you I was buying a stairway to heaven 1.2347 0.04541 98 80 15 3
3284 ‘Bravo. Now how do you propose getting down?’ 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3285 I think you misheard me when I said you've taken me for granted... 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3286 You do know the plane hasn’t been invented? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3287 Gosh, I can see tomorrow from up here! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3288 Do you think this is a cute triangle? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3289 Good job gathering, but did you hunt anything for dinner? 1.2346 0.04898 81 65 14 2
3290 Inclined what? Needs work. What about that round, flat thing? 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
3291 What's a second floor? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3292 I don't know....I just have a feeling that this is really going to come in handy at some point. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
3293 You know, Pythagoras, I just wish you'd social distance like the rest of us. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3294 I can see my hut from here 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3295 Future generations will ponder the meaning of this 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
3296 I see you're making progress on cleaning the garage. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3297 You’re not standing on top of the world, just on top of a pile of useless rocks! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3298 That's not the mammoth tusk I asked you to do 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3299 Come on up! I have discovered the Meaning of Life!!! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3300 you'll hit rock bottom in no time 1.2346 0.04737 81 64 16 1
3301 What do you mean “and then the wall came tumbling down?” 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3302 it’s flat, come and see! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3303 Top of the world, mom! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3304 Build it and they will come! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3305 Now they will think we make this on purpose and not just because we had an argument... Perfect 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3306 I’m listing it as “Loft with View”. 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
3307 Geology rocks, but we need to be ready for technology. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3308 I'm preparing for sea level rise. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3309 I told you a wheel would be better use of your time. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
3310 You still need a bath! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3311 A stairway to heaven? Perhaps I could buy it from you? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3312 Come down and let me explain the ‘house concept’ once more. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3313 Hand me another rock, will you 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3314 This could've been an email. 1.2340 0.05941 94 79 8 7
3315 You got yourself up there, Mr. Stoneman. You can git yourself down. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3316 Well, the inclined plane is nice, but the wheel’s probably the real winner. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3317 You've turned into such a gym rat. 1.2340 0.04122 94 73 21 0
3318 And you're telling me those are the stepping stones to life? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3319 „waddaya expect, it‘s the stone age“ 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3320 Our marriage may be on the rocks and going nowhere, but how about some railings? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
3321 Congratulations! You just invented stairs. Now what?" 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3322 A squared + B squared = C squared 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3323 It took me forever to erectus. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3324 It’s DIY....so much cheaper than “buying a stairway to Heaven....” 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3325 And now what? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3326 Let's call it a 'stair master'. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3327 The elevator is out of order... 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3328 Dammit, I wish somebody had invented cameras for this. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3329 And remember, I am the one who invented the first 12-step program! 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3330 Uhhhh. I can explain. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3331 We've had a rocky marriage. But this is ridiculous! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3332 I don't care how good the view is, I'm not coming up there. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3333 So you've made your point. Now what? 1.2338 0.05514 77 63 11 3
3334 Right, so what else will you do instead of going to therapy? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3335 What? I just needed a little space. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
3336 I just invented the comma. Now you can say, 'This place, rocks.' 1.2338 0.05195 77 62 13 2
3337 I know what it means. Let people figure it out later. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3338 Self Quarantine 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3339 Of course it's the stairway to heaven, my dear Zeppelin. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3340 Look Mom, I made it. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3341 How did you expect me to get on a dinosaur? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3342 I thought this was a good idea," said the man prior to his fall 1.2333 0.04483 90 69 21 0
3343 No - I think a stairway to heaven would be longer than that. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3344 A dinosaur dentist? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3345 I'm going to try to get Mexico to pay for it. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3346 This is all the house we can afford, but this is a great view from up here. You can see to the edge of Eden. 1.2333 0.04754 90 72 16 2
3347 You want me to pull out one of those little rocks and see what happens? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3348 That's an impressive erection. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3349 Well done, Sisyphus! You finally cracked it. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3350 From up here you look like an ant. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3351 Pythagoras Come down what are you trying to prove!?? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3352 Just as I thought, there is no God! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3353 Your new high? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3354 Call my architect! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3355 The Evolution of the StairMaster. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3356 I can see why Pythagoras squared the two sides. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3357 I always wanted to afford a high rise. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3358 So you invented stairs; now what? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3359 Maybe add a few more steps It is not lonely yet. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3360 No, I haven't seen any glass ceilings. 1.2333 0.04754 90 72 16 2
3361 I told you the world is round but,oh no,you wouldn't believe me. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3362 'ew 'nvention? 'mmm...'here's 'omething 'issing 'rom 'our 'all. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3363 They’re going to dig this up some day and think we were all lunatics. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3364 We are blowing up on Zillow! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3365 Don’t worry, dear — no one will ever rock Stairway better than you! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3366 Where there's a wheel, there's a wedge." > 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3367 Why do you have to build yourself up like that? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3368 Original JENGA inventor learns thru trial and error...”Go ahead Dear..just pull the first Rock” 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3369 I a-stone-ishingly made it. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3370 You said you wanted an open floor plan. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3371 Bambam, you've finished building the stairway to heaven! All you need to do now is take one step back... 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
3372 At this rate I should reach the moon by Wednesday 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3373 We should have stacked it next to the swimming pool........ 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3374 I'm waiting for someone to invent the second floor... 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3375 You got yourself up there, so you figure out how to get down, Pythagoras. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3376 Okay Sisyphus, you proved your point, but dinner is ready. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3377 It was cheaper than buying a Stairway to Heaven. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3378 Escape, my dear, man will appreciate this later...! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3379 Could you handle me that smallish rock behind you? The view from up here is great! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3380 Tetris 1.0 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3381 I think I’ll call it...’Rock and Roll’ 1.2326 0.04729 86 69 15 2
3382 You've got the whole Sisyphus thing backwards. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3383 If you can explain to me what heaven is, I might buy the stairway. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3384 I meant the Led Zepplin version. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3385 Are we sure this is how Jenga is played? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3386 Nope. ..Still looks flat. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3387 Your staircase is nice but clearly over-the-top for our cave. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3388 So, very clever! You seem to have invented stairs.Now work on building a second floor ! 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
3389 Running for president...of what? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3390 It's for that high rise cave you've been eyeing. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3391 I know you're self-conscious about your height, but...really? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3392 Perfect. It's a little Led Zeppelin and a little Pink Floyd. 1.2326 0.04872 86 69 15 2
3393 The fire isn't going to light itself! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3394 But why would you need a sun dial when you have the sun? 1.2326 0.05145 86 70 13 3
3395 Sadly, I find your point of view aloof and detached. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3396 Good try, but you'll never manage a pyramid all by yourself, you know. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3397 You can’t escape from the house chores even after climbing this scaffolding. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3398 They said at least six feet, not a stone’s throw away, Gary! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3399 Take that, fire and wheel! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3400 It's funny... I have the feeling I just invented something... but I don't know what it's good for... 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
3401 looking for the goddamn cloud nine you've been ranting about 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
3402 congratulations, you invented stairs while i was busy discovering FIRE! come down from there. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3403 I call it an escalator. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
3404 That’s not bad for a beginner, now let’s see you invent the Tripple Gainer. 1.2323 0.04501 99 79 18 2
3405 There's a problem. This is the up staircase. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
3406 I finished the 12 step program. Guess it's all downhill from here. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
3407 Very clever! You'll be back. 1.2323 0.04266 99 76 23 0
3408 I don't know how you're going to get down. I only invented an upstairs. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
3409 Because it’s not zoned pre-historic, we won’t have to pull any permits for the remodel. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
3410 Pythagoras and Phil Jackson have asked to see you. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
3411 When will you stop with your stupid inventions and go out and hunt like the rest of the men? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
3412 I just wanted a whole new perspective on this stone-age situation. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
3413 Keep adding rocks, I’ll still get half of them when you finally get down 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
3414 I forgot my iPad. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
3415 Free Britney 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
3416 So I can prove to you the earth isn't flat! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3417 I call it a "walk up" but I have the feeling there's a lot more I can do with it. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3418 Take a step back Arthur." 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3419 I don't think you really get what a 'man cave' is. 1.2319 0.05118 69 55 13 1
3420 Are you scared of your wife too ? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3421 Balboa, B.C. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3422 It feels derivative. 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
3423 You may be on to something. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
3424 That'll never go anywhere. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3425 Go ahead...JUMP! 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
3426 I don’t care if it’s a triangle. I need you down here to start a fire for dinner. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3427 Are you sure this is how Sysyphus got his start? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3428 The institution of the Patriarchy 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3429 They're really asking too much for this first floor walk-up. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3430 I love the sundial but Thog's wife got a digital watch. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3431 Jenga anyone? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3432 This is how you spent your day? Proving something that we learned in junior year trigonometry? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3433 They told me if I put in time and effort I'd end up on top... I thought it would be better up here than it is. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3434 . “Just you wait, someday these stonecases will be everywhere” 1.2317 0.04688 82 65 16 1
3435 I say your angle is right but your method is a bit rocky. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3436 It's called a Stair Master. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3437 My next invention will be called the "penthouse." 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3438 You know what this game needs? Grocery items, and yodeling. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
3439 There's nowhere to go but up. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3440 I told you you'd regret not going on that Stonehenge trip with your friends. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3441 What's it for?" "This moment of reflection 1.2316 0.03946 95 76 18 1
3442 Yes Dear, I see your mother sending smoke signals, it means she can watch the kids tomorrow. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3443 Stoned again! Your 12-Step Program is on the Rocks. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
3444 Was it worth it? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3445 Why would I wanna buy a stairway to heathen?! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3446 I've heard of painting oneself into a corner, but this is ridiculous, 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3447 Man's first attempt to elevate himself above Woman 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3448 Sometimes I just don't get how your mind works. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3449 Sure the view's great, but I need a banister. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3450 You'll say different when there are pyramids and tourists all around. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3451 By golly, Sarah Palin was right...you can see Russia from here! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3452 Yes, it's an engineering marvel, but I still say it's going nowhere. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3453 a stones throwaway 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3454 No liver for dinner, I promise. Now please come down from there. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3455 Happy, now? You built yourself into a tall corner." 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3456 You're waiting for a flying WHAT to be invented? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3457 I see another guy standing on a pile of rocks! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3458 Stairway to Heaven, of course. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3459 And we can put the nursery here, where's there's a southern exposure. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3460 Otis,get down off there right now... You’re some 4000 years too early! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3461 You should have thought of that before you went up there. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3462 I'll go get Maslow. Something's not quite right. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3463 Now for the rest of the house 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
3464 The wheel was great. This “art” ... not so much. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3465 You said you wanted a home with a view 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3466 You're right about the triangle but wrong about everything else! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3467 I've done nothing but put up with stares all day. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3468 I gather, YOU hunt. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
3469 Someday Hilda, someone may build a taller structure. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3470 It needs to be higher, the door on Air Force One is 3.45 meters high! 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
3471 It needs to be higher if we want to throw apostates to their death. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3472 The Gilmans still are coming to dinner. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3473 Okay, okay. But, don't you think you're taking this geometry thing a little too far? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3474 I think you misunderstood the twelve-step program 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
3475 We had communication issues long before you started working on this so-called "Tower of Babel." 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3476 Where do you want the window? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3477 Nope. No heaven up here. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3478 Didn't we just do this? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3479 I can see it’s innovative, love, but I can also see you’ve made it easier for them to find and eat you. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3480 ‘Taking high and mighty to a new level’ 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3481 I feel like we need some space. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3482 Yes we’re six feet apart, dear, but you’ve stacked yourself into a corner 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3483 While I’m up here, remind me again why I went through all this trouble! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3484 Found throwing was more my thing, so I sold that glass house. 1.2308 0.05451 78 64 11 3
3485 Well, I got to where I was going, but I had nowhere to go. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
3486 Escalators are much more reliable then rocks that lead to nowhere 1.2301 0.04356 113 91 19 3
3487 ...and it's just the first step. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3488 I'm not coming down unless you let me be boss of the cave. 1.2300 0.04230 100 80 19 1
3489 You forgot the skis? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3490 Is that really heaven? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3491 You had me at pebbles. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
3492 Now the neighbors are gonna stair. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3493 Stairway to Heaven" is the best song in the history of rock 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3494 Peloton version 1.0. 1.2300 0.04462 100 80 18 2
3495 Sure, but from my point of view, you're upstairs, right? 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
3496 I think your stairway to heaven need a few more rocks. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3497 I actually preferred the cave. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3498 I really wish you wore underpants today. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3499 Very impressive, Fred. So can you touch the moon now, or do you need more rocks? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3500 It’s a beginner pyramid. Wait till you see my Cheops! 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3501 But why did you start this twelve step program? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3502 Maybe we should check our balance and go with something on shale before getting any more boulder. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3503 It seemed like a good idea at the 10th rock. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3504 I keep telling you, even though you built it, he won't come. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3505 I had a feeling you were up to something. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3506 See? I told you that this property has an astounding view! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3507 Trying to keep up with the Sisyphus's? 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3508 It's called Rock and Roll, the music of the future!" 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3509 No, that's too far. I said a skosh to the left. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3510 If I just keep going, someday much later someone will think something important was here. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3511 I'm sticking with my Peloton. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3512 I don't have time to wait for Isaac Newton to be born. I'll have found the gravity by jumping out of here. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3513 Very interesting, but but what does it do? 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
3514 What do you mean, “just more horizon”? 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3515 Caveman privilege 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3516 Now you come up and try to push me off! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3517 I’ll be upstairs if you need me 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3518 Well lets get over with it... First i talk about god then the powers it gave me so i could get laid with every women in the tribe... 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
3519 They worked better as our house. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3520 From here to anywhere ! 1.2297 0.04923 74 59 14 1
3521 My mother always said you have your head in the clouds. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3522 You be the judge. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3523 So where did 'The World's First Architect' put the closets? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3524 Would you like to buy my stairway to...heck, do we have a name for it yet? 1.2297 0.05625 74 63 7 4
3525 Denisovan thinking is so much better than Neanderthal thinking. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3526 It's a long way to the top if you want to rock... 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3527 I did all 12 steps. I'm ready for a drink. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3528 Wow Jim, you really are moving up in this world 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
3529 Splendid. If only we had a duplex cave... 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
3530 I told you, I built it so I could see the Homo sapiens coming in the distance. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
3531 I believe you're supposed to put the WOMAN on the pedestal. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
3532 Yeah? Now what? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
3533 Why don’t you build a henge instead? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
3534 Because a rock-solid twelve-step program deserves a thirteenth step. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
3535 If i give you a rock, I won’t have any.” -Billionaires 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
3536 Yes, you did do it, dear. 1.2289 0.04795 83 67 14 2
3537 I'm at the top of my game 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3538 Yeah, that should buy you some time with the flood coming! 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3539 I love it, but what’s it buttress-ing? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3540 I want to be the first man on the moon! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3541 You're taking the six feet thing a little too far. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3542 Ok, ok, you're right. The world is still flat from up here. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3543 I was talking about an exercise plan when I said, build yourself up.” 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3544 Do you feel any closer to God? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3545 You can’t escape the Bronze Age forever Greg! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3546 We should have built a house first 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3547 It’s rude to stair, Harry. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3548 Getting up here is the hard part. So is getting back down. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3549 It’s rock solid. Trust me! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3550 Listen, I get you miss the ice age and ski season but we just need to get on and evolve 1.2289 0.04311 83 65 18 0
3551 I'm waiting for the elevator. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
3552 There's where my rocks went. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3553 Pythagoras? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3554 It’s called a pyramid scheme woman! 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3555 One day you'll be able to BUY a stairway to heaven." "Define buy 1.2286 0.04541 105 86 16 3
3556 Shoot, what did I come upstairs to get? 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
3557 It's a fixer-upper. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3558 The invention of overcompensating 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3559 I’ve always wanted to see 30 Rock. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3560 ♫Stairway to Heaven♫ 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3561 I call it the "step climber" or staircase to nowhere. 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
3562 Now who’s the king of the mountain? 1.2283 0.04119 92 72 20 0
3563 Honey, are you familiar with the phrase ‘figure of speech’? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3564 The original rate race winner-climbed a ladder that goes nowhere. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3565 Rock me baby! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3566 Never mind honey, I bought a StairMaster. 1.2283 0.05150 92 76 12 4
3567 I think you should call it Stonehenge. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3568 Isosoceles. what do think you're doing 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3569 Well I could not take the rock up the mountain like Sisyphus... So I made a mountain out of rocks. 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
3570 how’s 2022 looking 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3571 The kids will love it. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3572 Or we could just wear masks. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3573 Where is the kitchen? 1.2278 0.04749 79 63 15 1
3574 Wanna play a game of Jenga? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3575 What time does the next Ubersaurus come by!? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3576 I specifically said Isosceles not Right! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3577 Well, I wouldn't call it a stairway to heaven 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3578 Are you sure you want to put a down payment on this one? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3579 So next –you’ll ask the alien master race to help you with what? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3580 No I don't want to play King of the Mountain. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3581 If you're trying to impress our Stonehenge neighbors, forget it! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3582 I thought that Pythagoras was gonna help, but he sent his cousin, Isoceles, to manage the project. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3583 OK Isoscoles. Equilateral is nice, but I didn't ask for a proof. I asked what time do you want to eat dinner? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3584 No, it's called testosterone. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3585 If that's your idea of a triangle, I can't wait to see your timpani. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3586 Our relationship would evolve better with bronze. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3587 I lost my mask, but I am still practicing social distancing. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3588 Between a rock and a hard place, eh? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3589 My mother warned me to never marry 'that Neanderthal,' but did I listen? 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
3590 Are you the stoner they said would help me get high? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3591 Well, Chip, let yourselves fall where they may. 1.2278 0.05079 79 64 13 2
3592 Empowering others doesn’t have to be a game of Jenga. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3593 I don't think this is what Maslow meant! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3594 Go get Junior, it’s time to test out the slide! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3595 I call it the corporock ladder. You can climb up here, but I’m going to make it unfairly and super unnecessarily hard for you to do so. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3596 Congratulations, Stanley. You are officially going nowhere in life. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
3597 First the 12-step program, then rehab. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
3598 I don't know .. I guess you should have built some down ones as well. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3599 Let’s call it modern art! 1.2277 0.04194 101 78 23 0
3600 I don’t think redecorating is the answer to our problems, Paul. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
3601 And how is the airplane coming along? 1.2273 0.04192 88 69 19 0
3602 The doctor said your erectile dysfunction could lead to something like this. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3603 Yeah, well guess what. The Neanderthals built things we could actually use. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3604 I’m half Egyptian. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3605 Will this rocky hypotenuse put an end to your geometry craze? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3606 impressive! but how are you going to get down? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3607 I'm installing the 1st glass ceiling, that's what I'm doing! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3608 Form is function. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3609 I thought we agreed on a ranch style 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3610 It's in case someone discovers alcohol. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3611 I told you top of the heap wouldn't be make you happy. 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
3612 Make this 'future-proof'. After all, we want this to still seem trendy in the Bronze Age. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3613 The kids call it Rock 'n' Roll. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3614 I preparing for the day I'll need to kill more than 2 birds. 1.2273 0.04775 88 71 15 2
3615 It’s not gonna get you any closer to heaven, you know.” “Is it still a grand entrance if they can already see you waiting at the top? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3616 Now, would a Neanderthal build this? 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
3617 Ok, OK, I agree you rock! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3618 Nice, but I'll wait 'til you invent an elevator. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3619 Of coutse, the tricky part may well be convincing the wooly mammoth to open wide for a dental exam. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3620 I think I built myself into a corner. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3621 You said this model would roll. 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
3622 I’ve seen Stonehenge. And this no Stonehenge. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3623 I think you’re just stonewalling again. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3624 I still don't see how we'll get our wheels up here" 1.2273 0.04493 88 70 17 1
3625 I think I’m finally getting somewhere! 1.2273 0.04775 88 71 15 2
3626 I should have built one that went down 🤦🏽‍♀️ 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3627 I dunno, but the angle feels right to me. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3628 You can’t just climb your way to the top, it’s not that easy 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3629 Led Zeppelin did it better 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3630 It’s certainly big. Can you see the Thames from up there, Ben? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3631 Sisyphus has nothing on me 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3632 Best ye invent a shovel, for I shan't be caught dead in an above-ground. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
3633 I told you it was better to climb an actual mountain! 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
3634 Stonehenge, phooey, grow up and come home and eat dinner. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
3635 Well yabba-yabba-doo to you too! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3636 I told you I would not move to a walk-up. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3637 I got you babe - this is the stairway to heaven. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3638 I call it “Architecture”. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3639 To get to the upper floor of what, exactly? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3640 Throwing stones doesn't make you King of the Hill 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3641 That's not what I meant by stepping up around the house. 1.2267 0.05224 75 61 12 2
3642 I was just trying to get from A to B 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3643 You're on the twelfth step, but you're still you. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3644 I see you're really taking this 'form follows function' principle seriously. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3645 Lego, why do you keep wasting your time 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3646 All right, Jia Xian, you’ve proved the triangle. Now will you come to dinner? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3647 Good, Thog! But cave only single story. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3648 I call it "The Stationary Escalator ". 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3649 No, that hide does not make your butt look big! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3650 On second thought I liked the furniture where it was. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3651 To me, it looks like your so-called 'wheel'- just another solution in search of a problem. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3652 Please stop taking courtship advice from penguins! 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3653 Trust fall? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3654 it was at this point he realised he'd forgotten to make stairs back down 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3655 ...more like Stone-Unhenged. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3656 I call it "pre-pyramid". 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
3657 You are supposed to be the hunter! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3658 It’s called a “walk up”. It will be big in the future 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3659 Can I go get the assembly instructions now? 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
3660 I call it upsy, Daisy. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3661 I went up the down staircase and now can’t get down...er, up. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3662 Sure it’s acute, Isosceles, but looks aren’t everything. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3663 This illustrates how 13 became a bad luck number from the stone age. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3664 You are ahead of your time, Honey. Stairway to Heaven won't be written for several thousand years. 1.2262 0.04592 84 67 16 1
3665 Very nice, but where are we supposed to shelter now? 1.2262 0.04746 84 68 14 2
3666 I suppose you want to invent ceilings next? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3667 Is that necessary? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3668 The Republicans cut off the funding. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3669 That’ll never work! It’s not high enough! Can’t you do anything right? Come down here and start over! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3670 So I guess symmetry's not your thing 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3671 I hope you at least had some congressional funding. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3672 The boarding stairs look great, but I still think it's a little premature for an airport. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3673 Ok, now you chase the woolly mammoth over here... 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3674 You promised no more walk-ups. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3675 I've accepted you need space, but there must be a safer option. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3676 "The aliens didn't come, and your dinner is getting cold." 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3677 Well, you got up there! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3678 We'll never know the angle of descent, but someday our kids or their kids or their kids will, I promise. Now come down before you hurt yourself, Pythagoras Rex. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3679 Inventing “Trigonometry” won’t catch dinner 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3680 I admire how hard you worked but no one will ever want to live in a house that far off the ground. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3681 So that’s where all the pillows went 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3682 This isn't the 12 Step Program I was talking about. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3683 Next time just tell me our relationship is on the rocks. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3684 I’m telling Og this is the last time I work with influencers 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3685 the Gastroenterologist told me I’m not getting enough fiber in my diet...I may have overdone it. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3686 Stairway to WHERE? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3687 I've decided to social distance vertically. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3688 You wanted to reach heaven, but you built a stairway to nowhere. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
3689 Now all we need to do is invent a roller skate, and Mom’s inheritance is ours! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3690 From down here it sounds like you're just babbling. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
3691 Come with me on the stairway to heaven! Also bring more rocks. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3692 The first attempt at a stairway to heaven suffered from too many rolling stones 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
3693 What if me need wheelchair someday? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3694 Yes, you've a 90 degree angle, Igor, can we eat dinner now? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3695 Because it was here. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3696 Great. Now you just need to invent the swimming pool. 1.2258 0.04223 93 74 18 1
3697 A double twist backflip, why what am I missing? 1.2258 0.04491 93 75 16 2
3698 You are high, potneuse 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
3699 I suppose you think that you are a rock star now!! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
3700 Haven’t you heard Bill , “walk-ups” are highly sought after ? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3701 Probably time to go back to reinventing the wheel. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
3702 Melania,I've finally built my wall! 1.2255 0.04602 102 83 16 3
3703 You said you wanted a brownstone with a big stoop. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3704 It’s creative, but I still think we should stick with the cave. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3705 Get down here and help me fold the laundry 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3706 There is a 30 minute limit on all cardio equipment during peak hours...this includes the StairMaster, Sir. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3707 You're obviously not serious about suicide - you wouln;t have gone to all that work. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3708 How do you think Stonehedge started? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3709 It's over wifey! I have the high ground! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3710 Greetings from PH1. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3711 Next you'll be building the Road to Nowhere. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3712 Nope, I still can't see the stimulus checks. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3713 Now do you see why the grass ain't greener? 1.2252 0.04558 111 91 16 4
3714 Ok Robert, now what? 1.2252 0.04558 111 92 15 4
3715 This brownstone walk-up is nice, but I prefer a place with a caveman in the lobby. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3716 I call it Stone Mange. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3717 I doubt if anybody's seen this many "Rocky" movies! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3718 I am the pinnacle of human achievement! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3719 Great - now can you build a stairway to "fixing the dishwasher?" 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3720 Hey Jenga, just remember , I invented fire ! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3721 It may sound silly but I wanted to knock on heaven's door. 1.2250 0.04348 80 63 17 0
3722 I told you already. I'm taking this relationship one step at a time. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
3723 I thought there'd be something up here" 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3724 you coral him over here now and I'll see if I can find spot somewhere down his throat. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
3725 Now we’ve just got to build something for it to lead to! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3726 You've been listening to too much Led Zeppelin. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3727 This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said I wanted a big rock for our 20th anniversary... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3728 romeo romeo where for... wait somethings not right. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3729 What are you doing? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3730 Yes Sisyphus, you've accomplished something. Now please come down for dinner. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3731 You're babel'ng. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3732 And when I get to the bottom, I'll formalize my intentions to run as the Neo-Neanderthal candidate. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3733 Well, it doesn't look finished to me. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3734 Were you high when you built it? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3735 Can you see our hole? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3736 I'm building a pebblemid to myself 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3737 Good luck getting down for your bathroom break. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3738 See? I've been telling you that Galileo was right. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3739 Reachin' for the sky, are you? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3740 Again, compensating. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3741 It’s for a project in my physics class. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3742 Let me know when you see some boutiques and coffee shops. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3743 I think we need to workshop this a bit, Sisyphus. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3744 Just trying to get "Stairway To Heaven" out of my head! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3745 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I asked you to 'manscape'. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3746 But does it have ocean view? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3747 You’re right. Small living space but the views are spectacular. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3748 Trust me, someday people won’t know what they ever did before they had this technology. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3749 yes dear ... I am leaving you ... 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3750 When you’re ready to come down from there, I could use some help with the kids. 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
3751 Alright pre-Sisyphus, what's your point? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3752 You act as if you haven't a cair'n the world. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3753 Okay . . . you were right. But please don't try proving Zeno's Paradox before dinner! 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3754 I think I will call it a pedestal. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3755 Look what I can do. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3756 Where are the railings? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3757 I think humanity has progressed as far as we can go. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3758 You can get your own rocks off! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
3759 Can you see the giant snail from there? 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
3760 We can now exclusively reveal that Led Zep ACTUALLY plagiarized early cave-people 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3761 Harry, you idiot, put the rocks back where you got them my mothers room is missing. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
3762 I'll wait till they invent the elevator. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3763 You know ... you could just put your energy into being a good person! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3764 What's your next step, Edgar? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3765 I call it a two-story 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3766 Brilliant, Fred, now come down and take out the garbage. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3767 It doesn’t hold up as well as your cave art, dear 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3768 I still think the harder part will be mounting the brontosaurus! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3769 Is your mother coming for a visit again? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3770 You know Lois,if you had helped me instead of criticizing,we could be enjoying our roasted mammoth by now. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
3771 The origin of staring. 1.2237 0.04812 76 61 14 1
3772 That'll work. Now start digging the pool. 1.2237 0.05164 76 62 12 2
3773 Have you been listening to Zeppelin again? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3774 I've reached the top. Now what? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3775 You don’t remember what happened the last time I came up there? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3776 Talk down to me all you want, I still have the moral high ground. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
3777 This isn’t a pyramid scheme 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
3778 I’d come down and say hi, but the escalator is out of order. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3779 Stop avoiding the kids John. You’re a grown man now. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
3780 I asked you to invent an _elevator_. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3781 I was hoping for more of a ranch-style. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3782 Good! Now all you have to do is invent the airplane. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3783 It will be ready when the Big Snail gets here. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3784 I’m starting a theme park, Doris 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3785 I call it Stair Master.First edition. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3786 This is cool! But how long will it take you to build the Down side? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3787 This isn't the 12 step program I had in mind for you, Gorc. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3788 Ok, you've mastered "up." Can you do "down"? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3789 Is there room at the top for me, too? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3790 Well, I suppose that's a whole other story. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3791 Stop acting so acute. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3792 Get it yourself! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3793 My mother told me not to marry a mason. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3794 It’s great for your glutes. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3795 OK, now tell me what it's like to be stoned! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3796 Glad to be done with this, but excavating the pool will be the hard part. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3797 Congratulations! But you're not finished. You need to jump. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3798 Just has to get your steps in, didn’t you? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3799 I forgot what Tony Robbins said to do next? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3800 No, dear. Evolution only requires FIVE steps. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3801 Dear, are you spying on the neighbours again? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3802 Can we stop and ask for directions now? #RoadToNowhere 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3803 Sysiphus on Opposite Day 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3804 Really, Frank? ‘Kick Rocks’ is not the best insult to throw at me right now. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3805 We all have one floor no one will ever need these 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3806 I'm calling it the stairmaster. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3807 Bring me the big white one, and a couple of those little sparkly things too. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
3808 I'm not saying that the pyramid isn't a great concept, I just think you can do better. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
3809 Have you been listening to Led Zepplin, again? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3810 I don't care f you're at your pinnacle, its your turn to make dinner! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
3811 I know you wanted a Pelaton, would you settle for a Stairmaster? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
3812 It's a Cairn Karen 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3813 Rock rearrangement and... A^2 plus B^2 equals C^2. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
3814 I can hear you babel 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
3815 You ever feel like you're building to nothing? 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
3816 Totally on top of the stone age 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
3817 This is how they say they stop drinking. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3818 Hey Sisyphus, you just needed to reboot. 1.2232 0.04340 112 91 18 3
3819 Just last week you painted yourself into a corner. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3820 Now that you've built a stairway to Heaven, have you given any thought to how you'll get down? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3821 Oh sure it’s easy to assemble, but there is no way it will fit in an SUV. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3822 You rock, Pythagorus. The square of the hypotenuse really does equal the sum of the squares of the other sides. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3823 Now where are you going to place the next stone? 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
3824 The pandemic's really put our relationship on the rocks. 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
3825 Don't tell me...it was the "aliens" again. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3826 I’ve invented status. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3827 Of all the useless projects, Ralph! You call it what? A stairway? 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
3828 Next time you don't feel like cleaning the cave, why don't you just say so? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3829 Now I am certain that Homo altitudus will not be forgotten. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3830 I'm thinking very long term with this project. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
3831 So now that you’re king of pile, just be glad it’s rocks instead of what you’re full of. 1.2222 0.03630 90 72 18 0
3832 And it’s only a stone’s throw from home. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3833 I refuse to live in a walk-up! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3834 Never mind your 'artistic imperative'. Where's dinner! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3835 You've really taken the henge in an exciting new direction. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3836 Your plane's been delayed. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3837 Who farted? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
3838 You're only half done and you're supposed to be under it not on it. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3839 Are you there yet? 1.2222 0.05672 72 60 9 3
3840 Would you hurry down?! I think I left the fire going in the cave. 1.2222 0.04200 99 77 22 0
3841 Original members of Led Zeppelin 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3842 It’s called a Slip ‘n Slide; I’m still working out a few bugs. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3843 Reilly? That's the best you can do??? 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3844 This relationship is officially going nowhere. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3845 It's a clear day. But I still can't see forever, even from up here. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
3846 It looks like you've reached the pinnacle of civilization. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3847 If we wanted a second floor, why wouldn’t we just put in next to the first one? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3848 You do know that lions climb steps too. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3849 Let me know when you invent the elevator. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3850 You're right. The limestone looks cheap - should have gone with granite. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3851 It's my homage to Led Zeppelin. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3852 Led Zeppelin inspired me to finally build the stairway. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3853 In 5000 years people will think this has deep religious symbolism, but really I was just clearing out a bunch of old rocks 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3854 I asked if you'd sorted my socks, not my rocks. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3855 That’s it! I am leaving! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3856 I call it a ‘staircase’, the contractors are building the house, so that should be ready in 2 to 3 million years. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3857 Your right, the view from up here is the same. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3858 Could you run get me another stone, please? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
3859 I thought OSHA told you to install a railing? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3860 You can finish playing with your blocks after you wash the dishes. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3861 The smoke signal's just way better up here. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3862 It's to tone up your gluteus maximus. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3863 Let's get the pool installed before you jump. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3864 Real smart, Tim. Now why don't you go and invent an elevator? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3865 Haven’t you heard every journey begins with a single stone? 1.2222 0.04546 90 73 15 2
3866 Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3867 Okay Trudy! It’s no mountain. But it’s no molehill either! 1.2222 0.04407 90 70 20 0
3868 Seriously? All I asked for was a rock for my mortor and pestle and here we are.... 1.2222 0.04682 90 73 15 2
3869 Is that really all it takes to become president? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3870 I call it.....”Escalator” 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3871 Trust me, the air is better here! 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
3872 Ha, ha - very funny - that’s WAY more than six cubits. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3873 Boulder move, Bob 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3874 Honestly? The view’s the same up here. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3875 What are you doing up there!? We don't believe in science, did you forget? 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3876 Wait until you heard about my "wheel" concept 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3877 For your next invention, try thinking outside the rocks 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3878 I was going to call it the Tower of Babel. It was going to reach the heavens, but I ran out of rocks 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3879 You want to buy the stairway to heaven? 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
3880 Pick a rock…any rock. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3881 Come on down - dinner 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3882 But it only said bachelor's degree, or higher. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3883 Do you really think people will pay to visit the top of the rock? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3884 Like anyone but an archeologist would care! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3885 Can we really afford a duplex? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3886 I might be the first upright man. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3887 I literally built this to get away from you, Karen.. 1.2211 0.04656 95 78 14 3
3888 You didn't believe me when I told you a triangle will be rocky. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
3889 You men, I wanted a place to cook, not a place to look. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
3890 “It will never change the world, Bitcoin is the future.” 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3891 Just say no. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3892 We all understand that you’ve got big dreams, just make sure you put the furniture back when you’re done 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3893 So what is heaven like? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3894 “Stone age tings fam” 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3895 Yeah? And what use is that? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3896 I'm inventing the pyramid, but I still have a few kinks to work out. 1.2209 0.04794 86 70 14 2
3897 ?You might want to make it three dimensional, Like a Pyramid." 1.2209 0.05335 86 72 10 4
3898 I call it " One step at a time" 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3899 What concept is it proof of? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3900 It’s Trihenge. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3901 The stakes are high in this Jenga Game... 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3902 I think we can put a second bedroom and a bath up here. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3903 How did you do that? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3904 It's not a work of art. It's just another one of your stupid vanity projects. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3905 Well fine, get your pedestal to gather your nuts and berries for you! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3906 Yes, dear, you're right: a world record for sure. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3907 First that weird ‘wheel’ thing, and now this? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3908 Elon Tusk says it has potential 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3909 'Yes I'm wearing clean underwear!' 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3910 -See darling, this is what capitalism looks like 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3911 I guess the world really isn’t flat 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3912 I got a little carried away in my mindfulness moment. 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
3913 Look, I said I was sorry about the apple. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3914 And just where do you think you're going? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3915 Now all I have to do is invent a second floor. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3916 I really think a boat would be a better idea 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3917 Take the Van Wyck to JFK, they said. It'll be empty this time of day, they said. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3918 Great invention! But what if your “stairs” led to something? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3919 I think you're ahead of your time. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
3920 I think I’ll call it “ Aerobics” 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3921 Congratulations, you invented the stairway. That will come in handy when we find a 2-story cave. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3922 The Rolling Stones will sing about this stairway to heaven someday 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3923 You're always up to something. 1.2208 0.05429 77 64 10 3
3924 Where is everybody? I was coming down to announce my candidacy to be Rock Thrower in Chief. 1.2208 0.04758 77 62 14 1
3925 Well, can you see Noodles? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3926 Okay, Hulgar, get your Neanderthal ass down here before I show you how I play Jenga. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3927 I am not moving out of the cave for this. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3928 13 seems like a lucky number to stop 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3929 One day it will be called the Leaning Tower ... of something! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3930 I swear, it was just anxious energy, dear! 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
3931 Pythagoras! You need a more practical proof hon. 1.2206 0.05278 68 56 10 2
3932 Very impressive considering unlike the Egyptians the aliens didn’t help you 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3933 I don’t think that’s how you get to heaven, but it’d make a good song. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3934 Jenga? What's Jenga? 1.2206 0.05066 68 55 12 1
3935 And now, do you feel Zen already? 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
3936 It’s called a stair, and we’ll need it for something eventually. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
3937 The first steps of the gender-gap. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3938 Do you have a permit for this? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3939 They’ll never catch on. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3940 You know what, Sid? You're the world's first schmuck. 1.2200 0.04283 100 81 17 2
3941 This is not exactly what they meant when they told you to get a higher social standing 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3942 Geez. It only had to be 6 feet. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3943 When my mother said you need to move up in the world that’s not what she meant. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
3944 I dunno...it just doesn't feel like a 'Stonehenge' to me. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
3945 It's creative but the Druids really outdid us this time. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
3946 Yeah, I'll just take a whiskey on the rocks instead. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3947 Your early Neolithic continues to evolve; next week let's go for Bronze Age! 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
3948 Ok, so you’ve got a stack of rocks. That don’t impress-a me much. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3949 What's a ladder? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3950 Yes hunny you're a brilliant artist,now build me a real house. 1.2198 0.04365 91 71 20 0
3951 I'm participating in my office step challenge 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3952 This is the birthplace of Rock and Roll 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
3953 Okay, but you still can’t sing Stairway to Heaven worth a damn. 1.2198 0.04636 91 74 15 2
3954 I thought necessity was the mother of invention not boredom. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3955 I see no end in sight 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
3956 This is not what I meant by fixer upper.. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3957 See? The world is still flat. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3958 That’s great Herald... but seriously, we need some food 1.2198 0.04893 91 75 13 3
3959 The trick to getting better Spectrum wifi signal 1.2198 0.04365 91 71 20 0
3960 Very nice dear, but I still don't think you can ride a mammoth. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3961 That's nice, dear ... but it does seem rather plain. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3962 So now, how do you expect to get down? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3963 That's great where's dinner ? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3964 Now you tell me you're afraid of heights 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3965 OK, so you've invented stairs. Now what the hell are you going to use them for? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3966 We agreed, “Make us a roof,” not make us aloof! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3967 I’m not your stepping stone. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3968 Ooh, your place ... rocks. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3969 You think this is 6 feet? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3970 My big rocks? Why is it I need to identify and move them? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3971 Where the hell do you think your going! 1.2195 0.04916 82 67 13 2
3972 The view up here isn’t any better! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3973 you call this a stairway to heaven? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3974 Junior will be 13 soon and he'll need something to storm off up. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3975 If you ask me it looks more like a stairway to nowhere” 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3976 Great! You've invented the flying buttress...now what? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3977 I hate the end of football season. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3978 And so the patriarchy began... 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3979 The instructions were perfectly clear, but I still can't see the future. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3980 So that ‘s the “pinnacle of your success”. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3981 Remind me again. Why did we do this? 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
3982 Is this going to be another uphill battle? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3983 Ooga! Booga! Jenga! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3984 No better view up here, anyway. 1.2195 0.04599 82 66 15 1
3985 No matter where I go, that divining rod always follows me. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3986 Can you throw me a roll of toilet tissue? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3987 My new standing desk provides quite the leg workout. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3988 So that’s what being at the top looks like 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3989 I know a guy who’s invented a thing called a “house”. You should talk to him. 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
3990 You want to reconsider putting me on a pedestal? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3991 I was building a stairway to heaven! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3992 Some day in way-in-the future this won't mean anything to anyone. 1.2192 0.04875 73 62 9 2
3993 It's true... you should never take life for granite. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3994 Goals and Time Management are important. It all depends on how you define success! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3995 I'm calling it a skyscraper. What do you think of it? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3996 It’s heaven up here. That’s why I’m buying it. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3997 Tetris! Get down from there! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3998 Ok, Pythagoras, you proved your point, now come down from that hypothenuse this minute. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3999 So you finally invented the fire escape. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4000 I told you we were underfunded 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4001 But Darryl I can see that tree from down here... 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4002 I'll be moonwalking my way down. 1.2192 0.05602 73 61 9 3
4003 Told you not to take me for granite, Deborah 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4004 OSHA will never approve it. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
4005 I can see up your halter, up there on the altar! 1.2190 0.04056 105 86 17 2
4006 The door goes here. We'll just play the rest by ear. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
4007 One could argue that I am rocking this new quarantine hobby!!! 1.2190 0.04276 105 83 21 1
4008 Fine, so your creation will make your name immortal. Just promise me that it's safe, Jenga. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4009 You can't call it a step ladder 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
4010 You Tarzan, me Jenga. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
4011 How do you expect to move those stairs to our hillside cave entrance? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
4012 What? ...Bronze age?.... When? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
4013 You’re in my spot. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
4014 Future Greeks will claim it's theirs'. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4015 1500 B.C. - the first 2-story dwelling does not impress. 1.2188 0.04241 96 80 13 3
4016 Jump! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
4017 No. Your caption didn't win again. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
4018 When I said I wanted a man who was moving up in life, this isn’t what I meant. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
4019 All you need now is a guitar to play that stupid song! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4020 Come on, trust your instinct. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4021 I call them steps. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4022 C’mon, the view is fantastic! 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
4023 Let's face it our marriage is on the rocks. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4024 No, I see it now, but in hindsight shouldn’t we have just walked over there? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4025 My parents are coming over for dinner in a few minutes. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4026 I would invite you to join me up here but there is a glass ceiling for you. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4027 And you think you can rock my world? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4028 From up here - it’s an ‘isosceles’ triangle! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4029 I told you we're too early, the next dinosaur isn't due for another hour. 1.2184 0.04455 87 71 16 0
4030 They are calling you to come to Babel. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4031 Now I’m ready to invent the airliner. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4032 I don't care! Papyrus still wins! 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4033 It’s never cold here. It’s always ninety degrees. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4034 Got yourself between a rock and a hard place? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4035 Hey, I decided to name this HIERARCHY! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4036 First man to climb stairs! But sadly, nobody knew to get down the stairs. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4037 That’s great, but it’s still not a wheel. 1.2184 0.04455 87 70 16 1
4038 I’m thinking of calling it stairway to heaven 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4039 My mother warned me against marrying an architect, but I didn't listen. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4040 Babel! You can't escape me no matter what you build! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4041 Welcome to the stair-age 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
4042 What? I’m building a Stairway To Heaven 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4043 'Scuse me... while I kiss the sky 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4044 Your cave drawing sucked too, but at least that was safe. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4045 Tomorrow I’m inventing the wheel 1.2179 0.04705 78 63 14 1
4046 And you think you're headed where? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4047 You sure think you're all high and mighty up there don't you? 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
4048 You rock! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4049 Great! Now, invent something that's worth climbing this for. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4050 First the wheel and now stairs? I swear you're inventing reasons to get away from me! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4051 You put the capstone on last. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4052 It's called "A Stairway to Nowhere." 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4053 Wanna get High?" 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
4054 Hang on. I’ll get the ladder. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4055 Come on! It's lonely at the top. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4056 Too soon? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4057 Why else would we call it the Stone Age? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4058 What? No. I thought you brought the Ikea instructions.... 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4059 I upgraded to this modular bird-watching platform since I’m now hunting from home. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4060 It's not bad, but how long is the elevator going to be out of service? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4061 No, I said I wanted a rocking chair 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4062 You say get stoned, I say how high. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4063 Who took the Dinosaur ? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4064 It’s a rocky rise to the top 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4065 ‘Safe?’ Of course it’s safe. Why? 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
4066 Hmm, still can’t touch the sun. Maybe one more rock? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4067 You call that a cave. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
4068 It's fine, Harold, but how about next week you get back to inventing beer? 1.2178 0.03880 101 81 20 0
4069 You’d better also invent a railing. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
4070 I think you have the buttress before the cathedral 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
4071 What does Waze suggest as the best route for getting down? 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
4072 Patent pending. It makes your glutes look amazing. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
4073 This doesn't make you the original rock star. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4074 Ten thousand years from now people will still be wondering 'what the heck you were thinking.' 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
4075 The ball of fire that goes across the sky, I want a closer look. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4076 Can't you make it a little taller, and closer to the ocean? 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
4077 So you were building your stairway to heaven,funny man,but now you need the fire department to get you down? 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
4078 I've risen and I can't get down 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4079 I don't want to deter your zest for home improvement, but we'll need a bigger rock up there if we're both going to sleep in the "loft". 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
4080 I've decided I want a doorman building. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
4081 They don't call it the Stone Age for nothing! 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
4082 Bye Felicia. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
4083 As you can see, this increase is quite impressive. Next slide, please. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
4084 SERIOUSLY??? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
4085 Now what, smart guy? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
4086 We're going to have to go back to the elders and ask for more funding. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
4087 Think you can build an elevator, next? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
4088 I thought you said it’s “ the stairway to heaven”. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4089 Once again, taking the easy way out. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
4090 I don’t know either, but our elected representatives funded its construction. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4091 You got up there now you can get yourself down. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
4092 What’s your problem? 1.2174 0.04460 92 75 15 2
4093 Why did I come up here? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
4094 I said "No Stairway to Heaven" 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
4095 I call it "boulderdash". 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4096 Well, at least it's not a 'man cave.' 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
4097 Promise me we'll bypass the next scenic overlook 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
4098 It does wonders for my glutes! 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
4099 I only made the steps to up! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
4100 For our new house, I thought you were going to start with a roof, not a stairway. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
4101 You can come down now. The mammoth is extinct. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
4102 When people see my Stairmaster, they'll forget all about last week's "fire" hoopla. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
4103 To be honest, I liked it better as a cave. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
4104 Okay Bob..you are the StairaMaster, but I still don't think your 'workout' idea will catch on. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
4105 See? You don’t need to climb the ladder if you build your own. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
4106 Come up here! There’s room for you on the second step from the top! 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
4107 Okay, it's one small step for man, but where to? 1.2169 0.05156 83 69 11 3
4108 First, try turning it around so I can see what it looks like from the other side. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4109 Now all I need is an electric guitar. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
4110 Can you do something in bronze? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4111 So, how’s heaven? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4112 Looks like you need to go back to square 1. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4113 I'm tired of playing 'king of the mountain', now build a house like I told you to. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4114 It may be art and function combined, but to what end? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4115 Don't look back. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4116 Now you'll have to invent a reason to climb up there. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4117 I admire your treatment. But I thought that "12 Steps" was only a metaphor. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4118 Always the overachiever. Next, you'll be trying to invent the wheel... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4119 You, re saying you did lock the door 1.2169 0.04863 83 68 13 2
4120 Getting high gives me a different perspective..." "I'm afraid I can't see what you mean." 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
4121 Nice try, but I'm leaving you for Jack and his beanstalk. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4122 It was a good day for a stoning. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4123 I don't see what's so "right" about it! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4124 I'll wait here while you dig the pool. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4125 It's...it's nice. I mean it's not "the wheel" or anything but it's good. It's a good...what is it again? 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
4126 Let's see what Albert Camus makes of this one. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4127 So we actually have neighbors? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4128 I think I'll wait for the elevator to be invented. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4129 I'll come down when the new supply of masks arrives. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4130 Wish I had a bowling ball! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4131 So what is it, round or flat? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4132 I wouldn't be here without the support of my base. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4133 I thought you said it would be a 10 step program. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4134 That's great Kyle, now what are we supposed to use for toilet paper? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4135 So is this far enough away from “rock bottom?” 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4136 I told you a woman determined could do anything she sets her mind to. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4137 Bob told me there were thermal springs over there, but I just didnt believe him. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4138 Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4139 It looks less promising from up here. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4140 Can you film me jumping off for my RikRok? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
4141 Stoned? What does that mean? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
4142 I still can’t see that Tyrannosaurus Rex’s head but he might be coming this way. 1.2165 0.04910 97 81 12 4
4143 i forgot the sticks 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
4144 You’re right.. that’s all the stones 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
4145 Until somebody invents the wheel, this is the best I can do for you. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
4146 I’m trying to get more views. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
4147 I don’t think this is up to Hammurabi’s Code. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
4148 You're bolder man than me. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4149 Stairs? Another useless invention like that wheel idea that went nowhere! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4150 You’re muted. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4151 Heaven's only a stone's throw away from here. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4152 What's the point if you can't figure out how to build a second story? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4153 Don't get your toga caught in the escalator! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4154 Wrong task, Sisyphus! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4155 Are you sure the Delta flight was from runway three? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4156 You need to move your ladder. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4157 Now watch and be amazed as I descend and pledge to make Grok-land great again. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4158 And that's how the hierarchy began 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4159 Look at me now. I am in charge 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4160 Is this why you asked me to find a mastodon? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4161 You’re almost there. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4162 And he's buying a stairway to heaven. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4163 StairMaster: 10,000 BC 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4164 That is not one of the fifty ways to leave your lover! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
4165 Whatever - you're still the dirty rascal. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4166 You can do that but you can't cook supper ? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4167 I agree that it exquisitely evokes the spirit of the Stone Age. But will it pay the rent? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4168 Okay, genius, now where's the house? 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4169 How does "a rock wall" sound? It's less pretentious than "Stairway to Heaven." 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4170 I’m calling it Stairway to Heaven but I’ve got a feeling it’s going to take a while to catch on. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4171 So, this is why you couldn't go hunting all week 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4172 The neighbor was throwing them away. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4173 You realize there's only one way down from there. 1.2159 0.04698 88 72 14 2
4174 Pythagorean,what are you doing? Measuring the hypotenuse! 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4175 It’s more of a concept... 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4176 I feel like you are stonewalling me lately. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4177 Which way is forever? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4178 Until someone invents a second floor, this staircase is useless. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4179 Oh no, you yabba-dabba didn’t! 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4180 Now you can start building our glass house." 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
4181 Jesus, Marv. Stoned? Again? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4182 Do a flip 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4183 Nope, still no edge.. the roundearthers may be on to something! 1.2159 0.04411 88 69 19 0
4184 Okay, let's play Jenga. 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
4185 Now remember. One step forward and two steps back. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
4186 Pete, this is even dumber than the glass ceiling you made last week. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
4187 Where's your guitar? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
4188 Can you see your lost wheel now? 1.2157 0.04093 102 80 22 0
4189 you're not going anywhere,what are you trying to prove Jack 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
4190 So where does it go from here? 1.2157 0.04093 102 80 22 0
4191 I call them 'Stairs' because that's what everyone who passes by does... 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4192 It sounded cooler in the song 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4193 It might catch on in Egypt, but not here. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
4194 And then we sell the air rights. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4195 But Honey, Stairway to Heaven had the best guitar intro ever... 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4196 OK, sure. But ... um ... why? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4197 The Shaman says 10 times a day and I'll be fitter than I've ever been. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
4198 ...and once they invent ‘time,’ there’ll be a 24 hour doorman. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4199 I call it Stairway to Heaven, because one more step and you in heaven. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4200 Banksy down and right now! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4201 So you've invented the Flying Buttress. What the hell for? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4202 What? It was an earmark! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4203 What do you have in mind if I climb those stairs? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4204 Eventually there will be two story caves, I'll be ready. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4205 Could 't we just get a Stairmaster? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4206 I'll just wait here to slap you. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4207 I call it “land shark” 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4208 Get ready to scream JENGA! with me. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4209 Hold on, i’m just going to move the one in the middle to be sure. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
4210 Fine! Rock on without me then! I stand my ground! 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4211 These are few steps for man, one giant leap for mankind 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4212 I'm calling it - The Elevator 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4213 Thank you for coming to the world premier of my new one-man play, “Caveman: A Melodrama in Five Act.” Can you hear me in the back? ❤️ 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
4214 Wow, you really DO live just a stone’s throw away. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4215 I am not sure that is what Dr Fauchi meant when he said social distancing. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
4216 You said to do the twelve steps. 1.2151 0.04284 93 73 20 0
4217 That’ll never get you to paradise! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
4218 Okay, it's a GIANT step for man. And? 1.2151 0.04284 93 73 20 0
4219 I,m the king of the castle ! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
4220 It’s easier if you don’t look down. 1.2151 0.04284 93 77 14 2
4221 And many years from now, people will be stacking stones in tribute to us. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
4222 You know, Thal - you might have something if you could build three more sides. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4223 I think it’s time to invent the first handrail. The wheel can wait. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4224 I call it a cave scraper. 1.2151 0.04548 93 76 15 2
4225 We left the Stone Age years ago. I'll applaud when you do it in bronze. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
4226 You're not wearing any underpants!! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
4227 It’s a Stone Age look at Paleolithic prices. 1.2151 0.04284 93 73 20 0
4228 Stonehenge, dear. Not stone hedge. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4229 Getting stoned will take you to new heights. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4230 Okay, I’ll take a bath! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
4231 I now see the limitations of “MasterClass: Trial Edition” 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4232 You look fitter. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4233 Did you reach God yet, Phil? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4234 Yes, I did say 'open concept' but come on! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4235 And how am I supposed to get your wheel up there? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4236 What's a stairway to Kevin? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4237 The relevant question isn't how but why! 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
4238 Oh, great, I married the guy who invented the prototype. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4239 It's just like "The princess and The Pea" without the mattress!. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4240 Some time in the future, people are going to go crazy trying to figure out what exactly this was for. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4241 A bustle in your hedgerow? Do you expect me to buy that 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
4242 Okay, you're a stable genius. Now what? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4243 Looks like we'll have to invent the swimming pool. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
4244 It's not an achievement until you do the wiggle dance on top of it. 1.2143 0.04726 70 57 12 1
4245 I get it - the man cave alternative. But it’ll never catch on. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4246 Does the world really need another cover of Stairway to Heaven? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4247 How does that saying go about “the weakest link”? 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4248 You say it's right, I say it's all equilateral to me. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4249 Have you tried the sum of the areas of the squares on the shorter sides? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4250 Shouldn’t you build the house first? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
4251 I'm looking for someone with marketing experience. I call it "stairs" but I don't know how to promote it. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4252 Is that your best rendition of an isoceles triangle? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4253 Excuse me Kevin, you’re calling it the “Stairway to .....” what’d you say? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
4254 Are you high? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4255 The gods aren't so easily fooled, Sisyphus. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4256 No... I will not call you the Stair Master 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4257 Great! Now work on a portable version 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4258 I know Rome wasn't built in a day, but I never worked on that job! 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4259 I don’t know...because it’s there? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4260 Come down from there. It still doesn't make you a rock star. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4261 I am no longer impressed by the size of your cairn. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
4262 Hey, quit stairing! 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
4263 Alcoholics Anonymous: the Early Years 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4264 Big deal you invented steps. My brother in-law invented the wheel! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4265 This isn't what I meant when I said take steps to better yourself 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4266 I've been calling for ages. What have you been doing up there? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4267 How much higher until I hit this “glass ceiling”? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4268 Ad astra per aspera, Rachel. It's latin. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
4269 «I can see my spouse from here!» 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4270 Screw the cave; life on the high ground is the pinnacle of security these days. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
4271 I can see your boulders. # 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4272 Do you think the WiFi will reach here? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4273 Bert, that’s my firestone you used there. How am I supposed to cook now? 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
4274 If you think that is impressive, Joe made a round widget. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
4275 I can still hear you so you are not high enough. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
4276 The Jones’s already have an escalator. We’re not neanderthals! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4277 Children? You want children? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4278 Oog...no stairway to heaven. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4279 A stairway to heaven? What makes you think you'll be heading UP! 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
4280 It does make you look taller. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4281 You and your hypotenuse: both, irrational. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4282 Wanna play rock, paper scissors? 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
4283 Editor: "It's the first massaging slide." 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4284 Oh my Balboa, what do you see? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4285 Uninhabitable except by a hermit! 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
4286 I said EQILATERAL triangle! 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4287 Haven't seen you this high since Rock Fest. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
4288 Can you make it with brown stones? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4289 Harold,get down. You’re wrecking our Jenga game 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
4290 You forgot this one, it goes in the middle. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4291 I know. Let's call it, a ladder. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4292 So, you’ll be up there then. And I’ll be down here, and that way we won’t get divorced! 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4293 *shouts* “This isn’t the way to the bathroom!” 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4294 I thought we were building a home together, Jimmy. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4295 Yes honey, even from up here, your dress looks fine. Can we go now? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4296 This dating app is called the stone hinge 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4297 ... at least the stone escalator leads to the cafeteria 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
4298 I think it's called an existential crisis, Ugg. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4299 Once it's mounted on the fuselage we can start on the wings. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4300 I’ve been making dinner all day and you made this? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4301 Jenga...Get down from there! 1.2133 0.05629 75 64 7 4
4302 Maybe try coming down the way you got up this time. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4303 I’m having trouble imagining the street level retail. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4304 ...And man made stairs! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4305 We'll need this when the trees grow and I am able to build an ark. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
4306 It's supposed to be a fence. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
4307 Can we try it with southern exposure? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4308 You know, I think I liked it better as an equilateral... 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4309 You have other talents. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4310 Yes I bought it. They assured me it's a Stairway to Heaven. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
4311 I remember saying something about a roof. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4312 When will the next Mammoth be along? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4313 I won't be a Rock star, I will b a legend. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4314 I tried to import it into the annual report but Excel wouldn't take it 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4315 And they will say it was a great construction... I’m telling you its funny, just wait 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4316 Is that how you intend to get your rocks off? 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
4317 That's not exactly what I had in mind when I told you you needed to step it up around here. 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
4318 Twelve steps is too many for me. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
4319 What do you mean, "What's a zeppelin?" 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
4320 All I wanted was a patio. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4321 It's supposed to be gold and move by itself. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
4322 So you built a stairway to nowhere? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4323 Great work, Dave. When were you thinking about inventing mortar? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4324 The plane must have left already. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4325 Now invent the Slinky. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4326 Do you have a Permit? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4327 It’s a rocky start but I know we can make it. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4328 But it will move continuously, replaced by other rocks.” “I don’t get it... 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
4329 Fine. You can pick what to watch. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4330 Sweetie, you forgot your underwear again. What happens if we get into an accident? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4331 Several small steps indeed but they lead to a giant leap for mankind. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4332 It's a clock. Whatever that is. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4333 What’s an escalator? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4334 Love on the rocks 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4335 Tell me again why you did this instead of clean the cave? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4336 I call it a Unamid 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4337 Don’t make me come up there, Homer! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4338 If you are gonna jump, do it now dinner is getting cold! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4339 What do you plan to do once you're on its back, genius?" 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4340 Well big boy, you finally got one right. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4341 If its between this and the Circle I think I liked the Circle better... 1.2125 0.05245 80 67 10 3
4342 I am just trying to invest in the best Feng Shui 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4343 Man, you really know how to pile it on! 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4344 Yes, the “location, location, location” rule applies to stairs too. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4345 I think I'll start working on the wheel. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4346 You can really see the lack of water from up here! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4347 Well that doesn't matter, it is not a good enough school district. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4348 What happened to "spiral"? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4349 Are you sure we made the ones in egypt? The angle doesnt look right? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4350 Do these rocks come in ecru? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4351 Who was your project manager again? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4352 This is what you’ve been doing for the past three weeks?! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4353 these rocks aren’t going to climb themselves 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4354 Tada! Next is the bridge to nowhere. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4355 Now, I await my success! 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
4356 You can run, but can’t hide! 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
4357 Not bad, Max, but it’s no Pyramid. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4358 Where is Hypotenuse? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
4359 It's brilliant. Can you come down now and talk to me? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4360 And this proves what? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4361 I agree. You are right and not obtuse. Sonny Hardman, Atlanta, Ga. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
4362 I still can't reach it 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
4363 You still have to watch the kids while I go foraging 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
4364 I'm offended that you think I put myself above you. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
4365 The staircase is nice honey, but you really need to start working on the walls and roof 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
4366 All built up and still nowhere to go. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
4367 Stick to cave paintings. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4368 Stone-ledge? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4369 It's called "Pythagorian Estates", and you can move in now for 5,000 stones. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4370 This is gonna make us rich? I thought we talked about the wheel. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4371 I call it "Stairhenge" 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4372 A swing set comes with it 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4373 Am too! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4374 I call it my 12 step program 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4375 Sisyphus, you made it! 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
4376 I've created a Covid graph for future generations. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4377 I looked and looked but I didn't see God. Just two more rocks ought to do it! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4378 Well, so much for the wheel design. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
4379 I think I’ll wait for the elevator. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4380 I’m calling this one ‘Steps on a Pile of Rocks’. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4381 Your pyramid chimney doesn’t look safe—let’s just remodel the cave with a nice addition for my mother. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4382 He would do whatever it took to avoid wearing a mask. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4383 Don't tell me, Mexico is going to pay for this? 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
4384 Stone was so last year, now it’s all about bronze. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4385 This is not what the Peterson’s wheel looks like. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4386 One small step for man... 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4387 That's not a wheel Kevin 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4388 It’s the only way to social distance with all the ‘Neanderthal thinking’ going around 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4389 It's not safe to climb down. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
4390 Trust me, all men *are* created equal, they all look the same from here 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
4391 The first step is the trickiest. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4392 Nice view...but I specifically asked for an elevator building. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4393 It's not a man cave. I can still see you. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4394 Good. Now ride down, blame immigrant dinosaurs for everything, and announce your candidacy. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4395 You're about 30,000 years too early for that kind of a nihilistic statement." 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4396 I think I see water! Oh no, that’s just a dead bird. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4397 You told me this came with a handrail 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4398 Splendid, we'll be the first on our block to have one! 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4399 What are you doing? Social Distancing 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4400 Sally had something totally different in mind when she ordered an old fashioned on the rocks. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4401 I don't think these are the 12 steps your sponsor was referring to. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4402 It’ll be gathering dust in a month. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4403 Honey, if your mom is done criticizing everything about me, can you have her come up here? There is something I want to show her. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4404 Looks pretty stable to me. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
4405 It's really interesting Pythagoras. What can we ever use it for?" 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
4406 Make up your mind, which is it, stairs or steps? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
4407 Isosceles . . . and you a cute! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4408 Why do you want to call it "The Vessel?" 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
4409 Will you get down from there, Pythagoras? No one is going to take you seriously playing with stones. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4410 Harry, honey...I appreciate the effort, but when I said we need to make some steps toward a better civilization, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
4411 Ok, just one more 'selfie' and then come down from there. 1.2111 0.04468 90 74 14 2
4412 It’s the right angle, just move it two cubits to the left. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
4413 So you've invented the hypotenuse. What good is it? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4414 As far as I can see we’re the only ones here, dear 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4415 It's heaven! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
4416 One big step for mankind 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
4417 I call them "steps." What do you call them? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
4418 We have Tetris at home. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
4419 Is this another one of your tik-tok trends? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4420 You sure it doesn't need a keystone? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4421 See? I told you you'd end up going nowhere. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
4422 That’s a silly invention, Frank. There won’t be any use for this in the future. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
4423 I'd call it Stairway to Heaven, but I think that's a song title. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4424 grrrr argghhh booga bonga grrrrragh!!! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4425 You got stoned and high, I guess. 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
4426 Stairway to Heaven is the perfect name for that Bobby, don't forget to copyright it." 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4427 How can I get even closer to God?” “Jump. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4428 Stacked stone? Ugh. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
4429 I don't want to criticize, but shouldn't you have invented buildings *before* staircases? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4430 So what is this theory you have, Pyth? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4431 I wish Sir Isaac Newton were here to explain why you shouldn't be able to do that. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4432 That's wonderful, but surely helping with the dishes is easier. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
4433 Stone stacking is wrecking havoc with our National Parks. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4434 Your building a stairway to what? 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
4435 I sent this prototype to KING RAMSES THE 2ND 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4436 I would really appreciate it if you would put the house back together after the judges leave. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4437 get as high as you want.. but you'll never be a rock star 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4438 Yes, know what a mountain is, but what's Ikea? 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
4439 Next, I'm adding a deck. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4440 'The Wheel' didn't pan out. I present to you 'Penicillin'. 1.2105 0.05402 76 64 9 3
4441 You can’t complain if you don’t vote. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4442 This is the one they'll remember me for. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
4443 Don't tell me you forgot to order the down staircase... 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4444 Great, so far, but where's the second floor? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
4445 I wanted a Peloton 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4446 You know, it's rude to stair. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4447 I told you. I can see your mustache from here. 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
4448 Mr. Pathagoras, I've stared at both sides: the sum of your stairs doesn't square with anything. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4449 Call it a stairmaster if you like. You know we're still just going to hang our laundry on it. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4450 Well, what is heaven like? 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
4451 Early pyramid scheme 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4452 Look cut me some slack, Rome wasn't built in a day. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
4453 Caught between a rock and a hard place. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4454 So now what, you're running for President? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4455 Yeah, but wait til you see my flying buttress. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4456 you're going to have to come down for dinner. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4457 Kubrick says "pass." 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4458 Sine, Cosine, Tangent. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
4459 Eventually it will be more phallic-shaped. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4460 If you don't come home right now, things are going to get very rocky! 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
4461 I invented stairs! Now what can I use them for? 1.2105 0.04890 76 63 11 2
4462 I'm upstairs,I can't hear you. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4463 I thought you said we were going to get "high" and "stoned." 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
4464 We already discussed this. You have to stay in timeout until you are ready to get vaccinated. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
4465 The stairway is built; now for the house! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4466 Does it still look flat? 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
4467 Our savings!” 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4468 Hey, stupid! You should build the first floor before you build the second floor." 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4469 It's the painted corner, all over again. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
4470 Come on up. It's rock solid. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
4471 I’m not buying a stairway to heaven 1.2105 0.04890 76 63 11 2
4472 Hey Susan! Can you bring me up some more rocks?! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4473 If you want a view from the top, you have to be willing to take a few risks.” Mansplaining, BC 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4474 Step it up. Sunrise wont last all day. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4475 Homeschooling got too much for Bob.. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4476 „Look at you, you‘ve made it to the top of the carrer ladder!“ 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4477 That’s not what they meant by “Complete a 12-step program” 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4478 It absolutely is NOT the same as Peloton. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4479 How's your breathing at high altitude?" 1.2100 0.04448 100 83 14 3
4480 How's the weather up there? 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
4481 Now, can you see God? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
4482 Man's first invention to make things hard for himself. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
4483 And what, pray tell, are we going to do with this? 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
4484 A stairway to nowhere. Your career in politics is assured. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4485 I’m high on my own supply. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4486 So you're saying you need me to build another one on the other side so you can get down?? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4487 See, you can’t touch the stars from there either. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4488 How is this working out for you? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4489 Okay, now what? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4490 You better try it before we go ahead with a three story. 1.2099 0.04200 81 67 13 1
4491 A caveman stands on top of a triangular arrangement of stones built like a stairway. He looks down at his wive, who holds her hands at the waist, addressing him. Around the base of the structure there is a handful of stones, discarded in the process. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
4492 You'll never get to the moon on that thing. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4493 A right angle doesn't make you right 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4494 There is a certain significance about your mile of stone 1.2099 0.04880 81 67 12 2
4495 Stonehenge? You must have rocks in your head! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4496 I stole your cave, and there’s nothing you can do about it until somebody invents a way to descend a staircase. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4497 A stair to nowhere - now that’s Neanderthal thinking. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4498 Don’t over think it! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4499 It was going to be a Stairway to Heaven but I ran outta rocks 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4500 A wrap around would have been better for the foyer. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4501 Are you without sin? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4502 I'm not going up there without a railing. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4503 Sorry, the square of the hypotenuse doesn't give you a bigger daily step count. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4504 Are you saying that up those rocks is the shortest way to you? Prove it! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4505 Are you certain you didn't misread the assembly instructions?" 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4506 that’s not funny, Al 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4507 Where's the paper and scissors? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4508 I see what you meant about making a mountain out of a molehill. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4509 You don’t have to re-invent the wheel. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4510 Yeah, yeah, it's beautiful but you really should start wearing your underwear 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4511 Husband to Wife : "Can you at least meet me halfway there." 1.2097 0.04952 62 51 10 1
4512 So how would you get onto a dinosaur? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
4513 It's a rocky start, but with luck you'll find the square of the hypotenuse. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
4514 My goal is 10,000 steps a day. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
4515 Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
4516 Hi. My name is Crag, and I’m an alcoholic. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
4517 No more, will caves be only ranch style... 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4518 This may be why 13 is an unlucky number. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4519 gravity, huh? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4520 It’s a stairway to your heaven. 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
4521 So you've turned the oven into a solo dance platform... 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4522 Gonna be a bitch to shovel when it snows! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4523 WOW - you built half a pyramid and ran out of rocks. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4524 You said you wanted me out of my man cave! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4525 You can have your man-cave back! 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
4526 I know you had whiskey on the rocks and now you’re high. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4527 Trog make stairs . Well that’s just lovely. Now get the fuck down and hunt us a mammoth ! 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
4528 How exactly do you win at Zenga, anyway? 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
4529 Isn't this what you meant when you said our marriage was on the rocks? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4530 Waiting for Twag to haul in his water pool invention. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4531 Like hitting rock bottom wasn't bad enough! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4532 That’s not how you reach the stars! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4533 What do you plan to do with all that glass? 1.2093 0.04412 86 70 15 1
4534 They call it a skyscraper.” 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4535 time to elevate my thoughts 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4536 I am going to be higher than you in the evolution ladder, honey 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
4537 what is it about dudes and Stairway to Heaven? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4538 I TOLD YOU THERE WOULD BE NO BATHROOM ! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4539 ‘I liked your first man cave better’ 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4540 I think you're right - way too much screen time. I'm thinking in 2D. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4541 I like the grand entrance but where will we sleep?! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4542 I know you get seasick, but He said to build an ark. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4543 He said it’d make a lot more sense once they invent “the second floor.” 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4544 When I said a simple machine, I didn't mean stupid. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4545 Stay away, I'm quarantining. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4546 It’s nice, but I think you’re more of a cave man. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
4547 Stay right there. I’ll grab my camera and be back in 5,000 years. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
4548 You were supposed to be out hunting and gathering! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
4549 I thought we agreed on one story plus garage. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
4550 I know he said build a wall, but I think a staircase is more interesting . 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
4551 There are no murderers, no rapists, no immigrants. What are you talking about? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
4552 - So what ? - I know. You see it as just meaningless. But for some reason I do believe it is a significant discovery. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
4553 Really? You have a long way to build the Dream House you promised me. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
4554 The good news? She's proceeding at a snail's pace. In her case, about a mile an hour. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
4555 Come on, we're never going to need this in the real world. 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
4556 I said, don't talk down to me! 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
4557 As they say, it's lonely at the top 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
4558 I'm the lady who's sure all that glitters is gold. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
4559 Neanderthal Thinking: Ok that’s far enough. Now we don’t have to wear masks. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
4560 ‘Damn right I built a Naughty Step. Now stand up there and think about what you’ve done.’ 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
4561 So - I'm guessing that you havent yet heard back from your optometrist regarding that right eye issue? 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
4562 No, Stonehenge will not be interested. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
4563 They will never figure out how we built this! 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
4564 Are you going to jump or bounce down? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4565 But it’s 12 steps to nowhere! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4566 You have got to stop taking those voices in your head so seriously! What does a “stairway to heaven” mean anyway? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4567 Well Dear, you were warned that “the stairway to success” would be “rocky!” 1.2083 0.04612 72 59 12 1
4568 I'm not buying this stairway to heaven. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
4569 I want to be ready when the ice age ends. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4570 I'm not saying I don't like it. Im saying that OUR property is on the OTHER side of that tree. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4571 If I've told you once, I've told you a million times...a linear projection does not replace a bird in hand. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4572 When I married you I thought I was getting a stone house. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4573 Of course, this is just a floor model... 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4574 A squared, shmay squared. It doesn't put tyrannasouras on the table. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4575 In the future you will bring all Human Scarface to me. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4576 Wasn't it going to be a circle Mr. Henge? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
4577 Honey, just sing along with me..."And she's buying a stairway to heaven. When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed ..." 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
4578 I dare you 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4579 The Jorgenson's have the wheel. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4580 Nope. Still looks like covid is here 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4581 Not a good idea William Dreyer. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4582 ok, still don’t know why they keep falling down every single day! 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
4583 Some will say this goes nowhere but I ask you, am I nowhere? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
4584 Let me guess, next time you’re going to make a skipping stone staircase? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
4585 Wait,they invented the elevator? 1.2079 0.04520 101 84 14 3
4586 Just slide down... it’s fun 1.2079 0.04295 101 83 16 2
4587 Bill, any sight of the contractors from up there or are we just going to settle with this as a home forever? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
4588 So you're master of all you survey...big deal! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4589 And? 1.2078 0.04654 77 63 13 1
4590 Not as good as your wheel invention, but impressive. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4591 Of course you get stares. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4592 Okay. Big Deal. So you discovered stairs. Now come down here. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4593 "But will it scale?" 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4594 What did you do with the paper and the scissors? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4595 This isn't what I meant when I told you to be on the lookout for some water and firewood. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4596 Hey honey, I hope you can come down yourself, because I am not helping you! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4597 And from the rubble, the first municipal building codes were established. 1.2078 0.05008 77 64 11 2
4598 C^2=A^2+B^2? So? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4599 But I wanted the window on the other side! 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4600 Don't move or you'll upset the balance. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4601 The next Mastodon arrives at 7:10. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4602 This lady’s sure, if it doesn’t glitter like gold it’s not a stairway to heaven. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4603 and when one of them comes by you just jump on 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4604 I think I’m going to call these my pet rocks 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4605 I've told you Richard, this is not the way to get to the top of the food chain... 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4606 ‘I wonder how Led Zeppelin does it’ 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4607 I’ll be down in a minute 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4608 Na, I’ll wait till the escalator is invented. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4609 Get down before the kids are back. I can see your parts from here. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
4610 Boring! Where's the hot tub? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
4611 Hey, Frump, you counted only half the votes. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
4612 Since when do you not like rock climbing? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4613 'Nice work, smarty pants. Now you need to learn how to build a two story house.' 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4614 It is an interesting sculpture but I enjoy your cave paintings much better. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4615 My stairway to heaven required that I get stoned. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4616 I thought I told you to stop stairing. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4617 I asked you to build me a foundation, not rise to the occasion. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4618 An art installation representing the pay gap between men and women. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4619 Have you even seen a more advanced pyramidal stone structure? I’ll wait. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4620 OK, I think you've made your point... which was what again? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4621 That second rock from the bottom, third in from the East is going to be your downfall. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4622 Would you by any chance be Isosceles? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4623 I'm calling it, Steps. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
4624 Now I’m working on inventing a second floor 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
4625 Led Zeppelin, the early years 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4626 Dinner time, if you are done playing. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4627 Well, is it made of cheese? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4628 Do you ALWAYS have to be right? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4629 Stonehenge 1.0 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4630 When I told Harold for my 25th a small rock won't do.. This isn't the response I was hoping for... 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4631 Honey, are you stoned again? 1.2073 0.04504 82 67 14 1
4632 So far, it's worthless. But if you go high enough, it might be worth a song. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4633 No, I will not bring you the violin. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4634 We'll, I see you have finally made it to the top. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4635 No, you run by and I'll jump on the T-rex 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4636 Yes, you have changed physics forever, but Nobel prize, No! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4637 Well, at least we use a man-cave. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4638 You're wrong Lintel. If I remove that rock you're sure to fall to your death. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4639 Help me, Hon’! I just heard they’re calling this the Stone Age and we have got NOTHING to show for it... 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4640 You're not getting away so quickly from me dear 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4641 What do I look like? the lady who wants to buy the stairway to heaven? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4642 What are you doing up there? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4643 You’re still shorter than me 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4644 I said a stone staircase, Murray. Not stoned staircase! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
4645 You can't have a 'stairway to heaven' if religion hasn't been invented yet. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4646 You wanted something light for dinner so I'm catching a cloud 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4647 Brilliant -- in four thousand years this will attract tourists and be on the back of paper currency. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4648 You’ll see - there will be many imitators of this 12 step program. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
4649 So, what are the rules for Jenga? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4650 Well, the stairway to Paradise that you built isn’t what I had in mind 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4651 It’s a 12 step program… Why? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4652 Jenga, get down from there right now! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4653 But what if your mother-in-law eventually moves in? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4654 Only 9 more times and I'll hit my goal for the day. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4655 Do you like your new speaking platform King Cosine? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4656 The pointy top is nice. But it should be bigger and more symmetrical, with nice flat sides. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4657 Of course it's a stairway to heaven. It's classic rock, not heavy metal. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4658 At-home wheel assembly instructions even a caveman can understand? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4659 No Neanderthal thinking for me Im doomsday prepping for rising tides 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4660 That’s twelve small steps for man, one giant leap for mankind. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4661 How many more for heaven? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4662 Wow, is that the Great Pyramid of Giza? I know, I can see everything from up here. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4663 It's a beautiful cairn sweeheart. Did you remember the milk? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4664 It's tipping a little to the right... 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
4665 I don't care if we are living in the "Stone Age", this is not a property with a view. 1.2069 0.04664 87 72 13 2
4666 I'm wondering if we really need a second floor. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4667 Come down and act your age. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4668 I've unvented the "brown stone walk-up". 1.2069 0.04212 87 71 15 1
4669 I’m using triangulation to find out where we are. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4670 This is not what I meant when I said to go rock climbing Gilbert 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4671 Stairway to Heaven, first edition 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4672 No honey, that’s not what the therapist meant when she said “take-the-high-ground’ 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4673 I despise flat-earthers as much as you do, but did we need to dismantle our house to prove them wrong? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4674 I'd still rather have a little white house with a picket fence. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4675 The first Ninja Warriors Warped Wall 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
4676 Pythagoras, come down from there! You'll break your neck! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4677 Unfinished? How so? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
4678 That’s the only way to launch a Neanderthal presidential campaign. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4679 You stacked 30 rocks to see under my frock? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4680 Dearest, I'd much prefer a hunter then a gatherer! 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
4681 Honey, me build important work that only cave man can get to top in. 1.2065 0.04244 92 75 16 1
4682 Just because it's 90 degrees doesn't make your pyramid scheme right! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4683 Before you go back to the kitchen and the kids, could you bring that rock to me? I am the man in this family 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
4684 Here’s what I’m thinking, as I come down the stairs I’ll announce my candidacy for president! 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
4685 Listen Jeb, you'll never amount to anything if all you do is get HIGH all the time 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4686 Alright. I won't show you any more walk-ups, but on your budget you're going to have to consider Hoboken. 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
4687 Steps to nowhere. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4688 Are you done installing the satellite dish yet? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4689 I'd suggest the "down the steps on your butt method." 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
4690 Look at this mess you left down here! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
4691 Dinner’s ready, Pythagorean! Come down now. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
4692 So can I take the moral high ground now?! 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
4693 Yes, Lorraine I worked my way to the top. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4694 Just concentrate on inventing the wheel. You're not evolved enough for pyramids. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
4695 Okay, you'd had your fun. Now get down without gettin' hurt and go find some grub before some lion gets you first. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4696 It depends on your definition of ‘Heaven’ 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4697 Pythagoras, get down before you hurt yourself! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4698 I'm calling it "The Honeycomb." 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4699 No, that’s a right triangle. I said build me an isosceles. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4700 Are you still mad? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
4701 Rocks are so yesterday. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4702 I can see all the way to our rock from up here. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4703 Story of my life 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
4704 I think I’ll call it patriarchy 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
4705 It’s an okay gig but I consider it more of a stepping stone. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
4706 Now do you believe I'm sane? 1.2056 0.04144 107 89 16 2
4707 THIS is what a culture of constant improvement looks like. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
4708 The contract calls for three, it’s going to be rough. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4709 It’s early cancel culture. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4710 Pythagoreas, get down from there. 1.2055 0.04762 73 60 12 1
4711 Yes, it is another tree. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4712 Yodel-lay-eee-oooo! 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4713 Now build the upstairs to match. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4714 This will work until we invent escalators and multilevel caves 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4715 It’s the only way I’ll ever get to heaven. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4716 If you keep talking down to me, our relationship will crumble 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4717 It looks like your ladder leads you to where the Republican party is going 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4718 No, can't say that I've ever heard of Jenga. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4719 Is this the Southbound Brontosaurus platform? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4720 Well, I guess this is up! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4721 What ‘next step’ are we talking about, Marjorie? 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
4722 And the second floor will be men's clothing. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4723 I'm not high maintenance,you're just low effort. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4724 Stairs? And what did you say they are good for? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4725 The man-shed in an early iteration. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4726 I call it a case of stairs. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4727 I am out of step... 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4728 Come on! Julie Andrews would do it. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4729 I see you're stoned again. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4730 I was inspired by 'Rocky.' 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4731 What don’t you understand, Miriam? I want my cocktail on the rocks. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4732 All I need now is snow and a pair of skies. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4733 'Acrophobia'? There you go again inventing a word to avoid doing a little work. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4734 This is just a prototype. The actual wall will be wider. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4735 I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty Neanderthal! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4736 Q canon said I could touch God. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4737 Ok Mr. Wise Guy, let’s hear you Babel. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4738 honey,first comes the stairs,then comes the house 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4739 So we will be able to tell time with this? What’s time? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4740 I'll let you know. On my way to see the guy with something call "The Wheel". 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4741 Great! you built a stairway to Nowhere, now where's dinner? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4742 . ‘Have you found the edge of glory?’ 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4743 I get it, Dwayne, now you can come down! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4744 Getting to the top isn’t want they said it could be! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4745 You’re on your way to stardom! 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4746 Yeah, sure, Gorf – you just found it this way. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4747 So you're making the moral high ground? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4748 Let’s call it Jenga ? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4749 I think this might be the beginning of an age 1.2051 0.04417 78 64 13 1
4750 Don't worry, there hasn't been the fall of man yet. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
4751 My stone castle is still rendering. Give it a few years. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4752 This "Ponzi scheme" of yours. Not quite up to your work with fire. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4753 At the risk of sounding like a Karen, do we really need a cairn? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4754 nice but i think one big one would be more effective. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4755 Does C^2=A^2 + B^2 ? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4756 Nope, I still can’t see where we parked the car. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4757 Yes, it's a step up, but you're still going nowhere. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4758 Oh, for Christ's sake, just jump. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4759 But how do we monetize it, Isosceles? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4760 Remind me. What comes after the Stone Age? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4761 Nice escalator, Edison. Maybe you should have started with the wheel. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4762 I’ll join you when we reach the Elevator Age. 1.2048 0.04619 83 69 12 2
4763 I couldn’t afford the one all the way to heaven. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4764 That's impressive, but the men in the next village can build something that will keep me dry. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4765 That’s brilliant Fred, but how do you get down? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4766 Partial stairway to heaven. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4767 It's a concave triangle. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4768 - you call that innovation? I call that waste of time,design and thinking. E=Mcsomething? Really Albert? What is next to prove to your father? Relativity? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4769 I heard him say,"Build a Wall" 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4770 My step-by-step instructions failed me 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4771 Nope, you haven't invented a way to look taller. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4772 I'm sure the view is amazing, but I don't have glasses. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4773 Not to speak down to you, but I can finally see that you’re at rock bottom 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4774 Come on, this isn’t that hard. It’s not like we have to reinvent the wheel or something. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4775 Yep you’re right. The cat IS in that tree 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
4776 You’re had one job, Sisyphus 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
4777 As you can see, sales are up significantly this quarter. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4778 I can see New Jersey! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4779 Great. Now how are going to get down? 1.2045 0.04325 88 72 15 1
4780 First we have to invent heaven 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4781 It's not exactly heaven, is it? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4782 I can see the edge of the Earth from here. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4783 No, your mother said I was a road to nowhere. She never mentioned stairs. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4784 Surely there must be simpler ways to end it all? 1.2045 0.04617 88 73 13 2
4785 My name is Pythagoras. I have a theorem. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4786 See you on the other side. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4787 Yes, it's a perfect height for the Widow's Walk... 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4788 I would have built a more conventional cairn, but she always loved modern art. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4789 Nothing yet , Moses ? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4790 It's all downhill from here. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4791 Baby,let me take you too the moon! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4792 This is it Rose! Are you coming or staying with these terrestrials? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4793 Daniel, say you will take me out to dinner now or I pull out them stones! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4794 Dont make me come up there again, you know what happened last time 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4795 I call it ‘the wheel’ - it’s just an early draft 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4796 Isn't there supposed to be a flagpole at the end of the level? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4797 Genius. But have you considered how much game you could have killed with those? 1.2043 0.04473 93 77 14 2
4798 I want to know how many are coming. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4799 Are you Andrew? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4800 Show off. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4801 Romeo, Romeo... What the hell are you doing, you rockhead! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4802 I call it 'Henge,' after me. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4803 I'm not sure 'fire' is a suitable name. How about 'wheel'? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4804 To get ahead at work, I have to stay on top of things. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4805 Kevin, can you see our cave from here? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4806 As a rock star, I still think you are too obtuse. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4807 There was nothing to hunt, so I gathered! 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4808 You should have built the other half first. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4809 I think it's time you stop listening to that Led Zeppelin album. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4810 I can't hear you. I'm upstairs. You'll have to ring the bell 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4811 I thought a nice change in elevation would do us some good!. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4812 It's a long way to the top if you want to rock n roll 🤘 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4813 So this is what you did our anniversary day ? I thought I hinted I wanted a Jimmy Choo 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
4814 I’m waiting for the high tide and his ark to show up 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
4815 Do you see heaven yet? 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
4816 The key is to request a smoking floor. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
4817 I don't think this is what they meant by the Stone Age. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
4818 This rock stacking hobby has gone too far 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
4819 You sure your brother's pyramid scheme worked like this? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
4820 The only thing you'll get when people see you on on those things are stares. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
4821 But honey I’m just following covid physical distancing guidelines! 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
4822 Just as she suspected, the 12-step program was getting him nowheee. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
4823 O.K., you can stack rocks really well. Can you take out the trash? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4824 You expect me to come up there? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4825 Look at me, I'm so high! I'm totally stoned! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4826 Ok genius, so you invented stairs; now what are they for? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4827 Woah. I think the simulation jumped ahead a timeline. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4828 Now build the rest of the city. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4829 Whaddya think it is, it's a damn ski slope 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4830 You were never good at following directions. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4831 And how does this advance mankind? 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4832 It goes up! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4833 A+ for effort, but Chip and Poppy will still see through your Upper Paleolithic charade. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4834 Stairway to Heaven"? What are you babbling about 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4835 Biden just called. He wants you to lead the rural 5G Broadband infrastructure pole project. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4836 No - this is not what they meant when they said to take steps to social distance! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4837 That's what you thought I meant? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4838 Yes, you have a big rock pile, but you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4839 Not sure your “man loft” will be as popular a place to watch the hunt as Urg’s cave. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4840 Je t'aime Lascaux. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4841 Oy vey, What gives with the gibberish already? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4842 Oh, Oy, Pushkin you Shlub, get down here 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4843 No, it's great, I just think you're getting ahead of yourself. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4844 « -Well? Now you know who leaves these all along the Trails!-« 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4845 I think I liked it better facing West. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4846 Not here, Sam. But it would be really great for Times Square. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4847 I guess this means I should order takeout. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4848 Great, you invented stairs. Now build us a house. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4849 Once again, Gary was going nowhere fast. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4850 Fine, I'll stop wearing my stiletto heels on date night. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4851 What are you doing in my observatory? 1.2027 0.04294 74 60 14 0
4852 Hey Led, can I buy that from you for a song? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4853 You asked me to maximize our vertical space. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4854 Your stoned again, aren’t you” “Not really ,I’m just really high 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4855 Now, all the kids have to do is start building from where I left off. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4856 You are supposed to put me up on a pedestal 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4857 Build someplace to go up there; that’ll really impress me. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
4858 I think it’s the remains of the wall, the Mexicans built to keep the Americans out 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4859 I don’t see any George OR Wheezy!” Just because it made me laug 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4860 See, I told you the earth was flat! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4861 How many more stones until we get to Heaven? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4862 I mean I get it but like, why? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4863 I've said it before; you have simply become unhenged!" 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4864 They said distance would make the heart grow fonder, but I'm out of stones 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4865 So, you're building a staircase to where? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4866 I was going to pile a few to impress you, but it kinda got out of hand! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4867 It's a stoneway to heaven 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4868 Don’t ask me why but the next cave down just built a pile one stone higher 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4869 I know I married a genius, but honey, that doesn't look very stable. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4870 I plan to call it "Stairway to Heaven" 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4871 So have you expanded your horizons now? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4872 You call that a "stairway to heaven" ?? A "stairway to nowhere" is more like it. 1.2025 0.04894 79 66 11 2
4873 I shall call them stepping stones. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4874 I've got it: It's equal to the sum of the squares of the two adjacent sides! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4875 How strong was the earthquake today? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4876 This will have to do until the ladder is invented 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4877 So when I said there would need to be a way to enter personal planes, I wasn’t joking. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4878 Shouldn't we learn to babble more before you build a tower? Jake Ashburn, Columbus, Ohio 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4879 it's called "rock & roll" and this is my "Stairway to Heaven". 1.2025 0.04550 79 66 12 1
4880 It seemed like a great idea at the time, but then I thought, ‘What the hell am I doing up here?’ 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4881 Honey, this is not what I meant by rock climbing. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4882 This is going to be a popular motivation poster someday 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4883 And so the seeds were set for the first marital row. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4884 But... weren't rock-stacking contests cancelled due to the pandemic? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4885 Bob, stop trying make pyramid schemes a thing. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4886 A day out of quarantine, and you still want to take me for granite? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4887 I was thinking of something more like a split-level. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4888 I pay 15 turtle shells a month to do this. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4889 It's like a Sisyphus sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going over. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4890 Stairs are nice, but they’re no wheel. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
4891 I see many holes in your proof, Pythagoras. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4892 One more of these and we’ll have a gated community. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4893 Infrastructure Week 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4894 It’s a stepladder. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4895 So, you see, that's how capitalism works. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4896 This is really no way to climb out of the Stone Age. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4897 You're stoned, I told you not to eat those magic mushrooms 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4898 Someday they'll say you invented the Speakers' Corner. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4899 Now Honey, If you know what is good for you, you will come down and get that COVID vaccine 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4900 I call it an “escalator”. Don’t wear your high heels. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4901 All this work just to show me a hypotenuse? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4902 I see him, but I think it'll be at least another hour before the mail gets here. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4903 There is a mountain high enough! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4904 What does seeing the sun from up there have to do with the earth being flat? 1.2024 0.04570 84 70 12 2
4905 You've always got some angle going on. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4906 Why must everything with us be a competition? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4907 It's a post-prehistoric piece, I don't know if you'd understand... 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4908 No, I do not want to buy your Stairway to Heaven. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
4909 Sometimes my genius is almost frightening 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4910 « Dear, the jumbo jets have died out. » 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4911 Well, this is going to be a long haul. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
4912 This is the second anniversary that we’ve gone rock climbing 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
4913 Hun, these aren't the building blocks of our relationship I was talking about. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4914 Did you finally get around to inventing the staircase” - courtesy my 8 year old 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4915 You said you wanted to play jenga? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4916 Hello Cleveland! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4917 Can you build a house of cards next? 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
4918 Another one of your projects that goes nowhere! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4919 So much for the Mesolithic period. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4920 So, I see you've finally reached a state of higher evolution. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4921 I thought you meant a "stairing" contest. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4922 Then what? 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4923 Nice platform. Now, invent the diving pool. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4924 So who bloody cares if you are the first man on the moon. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4925 You invented stairs, now you have to invent the Brownstone. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4926 You’re still in the Stone Age. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4927 How did I build it? It was a step-by-step process. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4928 What part of hunter-gatherer does architect fall into? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4929 Without opposable thumbs, how could I have built this, Sheryl? Hmmmm? 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4930 It’s no room with a view but it’s a start! 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
4931 Yeah, I got it online. The advert promises great buns in 30 days. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4932 Cletus, you said we could take turns standing on top of the rock pile, but you’ve been up there all day! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4933 I think I’ll stick to the moral low ground, thanks. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4934 Hal was ahead of his time in developing the first fire escape. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
4935 I call it The Wheel 2.0 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
4936 You want me to share my stairway to the stars? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
4937 Someday a song will be written about your stairway to heaven, a rock song. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
4938 You call that heaven? 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
4939 Homeschooling is going well,prepping for our next class: geometry. 1.2021 0.04299 94 78 14 2
4940 My turn to remove a rock. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4941 It must have taken you stone ages to stack these up 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4942 Now Ralph we just have to build the house 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
4943 This is why we can’t raise the minimum wage. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
4944 With all this time on our hands, I thought I’d get a head start on the stairway to heaven 1.2021 0.04164 94 77 16 1
4945 Yes, it does look better from the top. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
4946 Fred, Stairway to Heaven is a rock song not a DIY project ! 1.2020 0.04056 99 79 20 0
4947 I'm calling it a staircase but I don't know what to do with it yet. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
4948 I think I just discovered Hypotenuse. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
4949 A stairway to heaven or an easy way out. 1.2020 0.04056 99 79 20 0
4950 Oh second thought, I think I'll make my own She Cave 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
4951 Don’t you give me that Babel Babel crap... I know you can understand me! 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
4952 No honey, this does not count as high civilization. 1.2020 0.04056 99 79 20 0
4953 I think you might be taking the 12 step program a little to literal 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
4954 Now invent a way down. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
4955 Just in case it snows. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
4956 Yeah now I wish Pythagoras wasn't right. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
4957 Don't pile up things that you can't eat 1.2018 0.05178 109 94 8 7
4958 A pebble for your thoughts." 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4959 And when you get to about here, you announce your candidacy. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4960 Stonehenge will have nothing on us. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
4961 Very clever, but no one will ever need one in their own home. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4962 Nothing. There’s nothing at the top. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4963 Hand me that stone,will you? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
4964 That’s nice, Grogg, but we live in a one-story cave. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
4965 I call this piece 'The Stone Age'. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
4966 I watched a Youtube tutorial. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4967 I built the hearth. You discover fire. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4968 When I said I liked "Stairway to Heaven" I didn't mean I wanted you to build it for me! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4969 I see now why people don’t like to take the stairs. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4970 What are you Babelling about?. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4971 I prefer to wait for the escalator. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4972 OK, maybe that's an isosceles triangle, but now make an equilateral one.. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4973 Tut picked the low bidder. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
4974 No I swear this is how the pyramids were built 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4975 It needs wheels. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
4976 Ok, come down and you can have your darn man cave 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4977 It looks too modern for my taste 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4978 Well, I built it. Now what? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
4979 This is the one just going up. I'll need another one even taller coming down. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4980 I told you, it was rocky road. But I get here! 1.2000 0.05022 75 63 10 2
4981 I think I need to update my GPS. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4982 Don’t you think you’re taking this social distancing thing too far? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4983 Standing atop your throne are you? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
4984 You forgot to invent the railing. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4985 That's not a pyramid, it's a right-angle triangle. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
4986 I'm not climbing up there. You figure out how to get down. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4987 My point is this: if we haven't yet invented heaven what's the point of building a stairway to it? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
4988 The rocks have been stacked against us since the dawn of time. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4989 Sorry, but this is not what 'stairway to heaven' is about. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4990 I don't care if the GPS told you this is Babel. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4991 Stares 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
4992 Come back down here and explain this social distancing thing one more time. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4993 Pythagoras, come down from there. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
4994 This is as close as I get until I get my vaccine! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4995 Something's missing. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4996 Why can't you just invent fire like the other men? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
4997 It's a staircase, Silly. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
4998 Proof of concept? What idiot is going to haul things up boulders just so they can sleep above ground? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4999 Reason one we haven’t invited fire yet. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5000 You may think you're king, but that's no castle. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5001 They forgot to install a handrail! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
5002 You're on pretty shaky ground! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5003 The Spirit Befalum informed me that in ninety thousand years, seven flying gods in a magic canoe called the ‘Endeavor’ will land here. To be ready, I ordered each clan to roll five rocks onto this pile.” (Excessive taxes of the Pleistocene era 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5004 Another fine mess you've gotten me into! 1.2000 0.04637 95 80 12 3
5005 It rocks,man! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5006 Even though my district is extremely small.. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
5007 This isn't ADA compliant 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5008 Throw up that little one behind you. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5009 You're building a stairway to where? 1.2000 0.04522 85 71 12 2
5010 Teaching geometry is hard work 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
5011 This is not what you meant by getting stoned? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
5012 You like my new invention? I'll call it "staircase"! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5013 Dinner's ready, Sisyphus. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5014 I think a twelve-.step program might be better 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5015 Good, now make it exponential. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5016 I know it’s no Stonehenge, but it’s the best I could do. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
5017 they call it a stairway to heaven 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5018 Getting high again, I see. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
5019 You’ll get it when you hear Led Zeppelin 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5020 for you... a stairway to heaven. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
5021 Can you get back to working on the wheel now. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
5022 Well. Aren't you supposed to build the pool first? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5023 I am hoping that in the future someone will write a song about it. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5024 These 12 step programs are a #@~%&! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5025 So, you think you’re King of the Mountain?! 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
5026 Toss me another rock. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5027 Looks like a V shaped quarry to me!! 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
5028 How else do you think I should keep track of my age? 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5029 Send me my slide rule 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
5030 Cause you are the Hunter you get the Great View? And I'm the Gatherer, so I get to stay down here!?! 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
5031 Jenga Schmenga. This is pure avoidance behavior. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
5032 What? I'm creating a focal point for a flat landscape. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5033 It's a new sport for the summer Olympics: barefoot mogols. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
5034 Well it’s time to come down off your perch 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5035 So, the whole idea is to build it at a loss, undervalue it for tax purposes, then resell it as condominiums at an overinflated price to oligarchs that will rent out the units? A pile of rocks as a brand name?... REALLY...? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5036 Geometry, Sheometry. Why couldn't you have invented fire like Mabel's husband ? They made a fortune and just bought a 4th home in the Hamptons. But no, I had to marry you... 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5037 Did Jimmy Page help you to do that? 1.2000 0.04240 90 76 12 2
5038 My mother can’t walk up stairs 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5039 They said if I built it , a plane would come 1.2000 0.04500 80 66 13 1
5040 ‘SoWhen are you going to add the cave?’ 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
5041 If you’d just work harder and get your master’s degree, you could be up here too! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5042 You are really rocking the Pythagorean theorem. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5043 Remind me why I'm doing this? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
5044 Why can’t we have a split-level like the Stonehenges ? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
5045 So you have invented stairs? Now take out the trash. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
5046 I thought we were going to the shore this year. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5047 You've got a long way to go, Mr. Stonehenge 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5048 Inventing paint might be safer. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
5049 Without a handrail, it's non-compliant. 1.2000 0.04240 90 74 15 1
5050 Dag, what happened to the wheel you were going to make?? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5051 You know, from this distance, you look smaller. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5052 Yes, I like the right triangle/hypotenuse concept, but I think we should stick with marketing your wheel invention thing. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
5053 Listen Pythagoras - Isosceles wanted it this way! 1.2000 0.04525 90 75 13 2
5054 Now I forget why I came downstairs. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5055 No, I am not playing Jenga with you! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5056 You need to step back. I want to tell my girlfriends how you fell for me. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
5057 Ok, Pythagora, you proved your point. You can get down now. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5058 Yep,stepping stones do take you to a higher place. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5059 Just preparing for the next catastrophe 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
5060 Zillow calls it "mid-millennium modern" - expect a bidding war. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5061 The OG of super Mario (and Luigi). 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5062 Now all you're missing is the diving board and the pool. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5063 Stairs are brilliant dear, but I just thing something is missing. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5064 I said I wanted a vacation in the Rockies! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
5065 What else is new? You've got a head full of these things. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5066 Just don't back down! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
5067 OK, Einstein, let's do a back flip and get this thing over with." 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
5068 So, what are you stairing at? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
5069 So, sometimes a man's got to do what a man's got to do? 1.2000 0.04872 95 81 10 4
5070 The first stair master. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5071 So you built the steps to our castle, but where's the castle? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5072 Your quarantine underbelly doesn't look better from there 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5073 Since you tear me down, I’ll build myself up 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5074 It said 'Capitol, this way!' C'mon! 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
5075 I call it “the blockchain” 1.2000 0.04500 80 66 13 1
5076 What? I needed stairs for interval training. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5077 Honey I think you took the open-concept idea a little too far 1.2000 0.04364 70 57 13 0
5078 - You’re right. Isosceles would have been better. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
5079 Time to reopen 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5080 No one is going to care about your silly song, Stairway to Heaven 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
5081 You do Pilates, I get it 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5082 I'm just preparing to get on my high horse. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
5083 You can look down on me but I’ll keep my feet on the ground 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5084 -does complex exists? +load it. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5085 I’m not so sure this is how we do the six feet apart thing. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5086 oh, so now you want a cave too? nothing is ever good enough 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5087 I am only a stone's throw away. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
5088 Promise me, you won't scold when I come down. Contest 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5089 I'm the first to get to the top and no one can say otherwise 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
5090 If you ask me, it does not worth the price. Almost the same view, really. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
5091 Go ahead. Keep throwing them. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5092 You can come down now, I chased the spider 🕷 away, honey!!! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5093 ‘What? I’m just a stone’s throw away.’ 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
5094 It’s my secret: from up here, all my problems just seem smaller 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5095 I was hoping to get a better view of our dinner. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5096 Sisyphus...?! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5097 idk, but it might be useful later 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5098 Are you sure using stones is the best way to break the ceiling in a glass house? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5099 This will have to do until we invent the telescope 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
5100 I said meet me at rock bottom 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
5101 Hey man, we have a no building stairways to heaven policy at the rock store. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5102 If you keep showing off, you will get even higher! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5103 OK. Never mind. I'll wash the dishes myself. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
5104 The toilet's still clogged. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
5105 Honey, you can come down now... you can track the delivery driver on your phone. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
5106 I thought I could get away from you up here. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
5107 Great stairs, where’s the house? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
5108 It's a concept piece for something I call a pyramid. First generation. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
5109 We need to demo this wall to get a more open feeling and improve the flow. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
5110 NOW do you believe that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
5111 OK, that's a great way to get to the second floor. So, what's a "floor?" 1.1979 0.04220 96 80 14 2
5112 Twelve steps is your thing. I've got Oprah. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
5113 It’s called “the corporate ladder” 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
5114 What have you got for back pain? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
5115 Getting high might make you feel good, but it doesn't put food on the table! 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
5116 Sorry, I haven't invented a down staircase yet. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
5117 I can have one stone removed and you are off your pedestal 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
5118 Jeffrey Stair, get down from that pile of rocks this instant! 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
5119 So you're not going to bring me home one of those nice lights in the sky after all? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
5120 Gotta get your steps in when everyone is doing paleo. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
5121 Try yodeling now. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
5122 I'm head of the heap, king of the hill! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
5123 from this angle i think we need the railing 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
5124 Do you always have to be king of the hill? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
5125 I ain’t bringing you another rock until you tell me what this is! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
5126 I said pyramid! idiot 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
5127 But we don't have any neighbors 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
5128 Can we rethink the whole "second floor" concept? 1.1978 0.04199 91 76 14 1
5129 You can make it as high as you want, but you still owe my a child. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
5130 Were you stoned when you built it? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
5131 Um... this is not exactly what I meant when I said you have to reach for new heights. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
5132 Honey, it's just like the quarantine banana bread phase, only us after a year 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
5133 THIS is your starter home??? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
5134 I am making money out of non-sinners. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
5135 You saw that Stonehenge art! We have to do SOMETHING to leave our mark 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
5136 Room for one more? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5137 Do you have something in 'log'? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
5138 Not bad for your first pyramid. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5139 Well, it not quite Heaven 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5140 See you're questioning why I am doing it now, so just imagine people in 2 million years wondering why I'd do this. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
5141 I round up to 6' tall on my dating profile. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
5142 You are 100,000 years ahead of your time. The cell phone camera has yet to be invented. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5143 I’ll know when I get there! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
5144 If you don’t come back down right this second one of these will be your gravestone! 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
5145 Now are we socially distanced enough?? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5146 This upstairs-downstairs culture divide has to stop! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5147 So are you saying that you're without sin? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
5148 'Let's get high,' he said. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
5149 a-square + b-square = c-square. Now come down off the damn pile of rocks. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
5150 Big deal, the Joneses just got a new escalator. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5151 I built this fortune by playing all the right angles. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5152 You’re on the right track, dear.” “Track?” 1.1977 0.03990 86 73 12 1
5153 Stop Trying to Hide Your Petroglyphs and Talk to Me!” Lisa Kobe 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5154 I liked it better as Stonehenge. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5155 A view without a room? It won’t catch on. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
5156 You rocked it! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
5157 Stairway to Heaven “ is a catchy phrase but the “The Devil may be in the details ” 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
5158 Meh, I think I'm more of a split-level kinda gal. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
5159 Remind me, again, why you chose Pythagoras L.L.C. as our architect? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
5160 Bob, this is the last time I play your version of Jenga. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5161 No one said survival was fun. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
5162 How wonderful. Would you please do the dishes now? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5163 I asked for a wheel not another boulder wall. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
5164 To submit your caption, leave it as a comment below, with the hashtag 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
5165 Look lady, you were the one sure that all that glitters is gold 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
5166 „Your mother is on her way. I’ll go to my man cave.“ 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
5167 I just wanted to get high and stoned. You always take things one step to far Cletus. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
5168 I feel different now 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
5169 This is how they built the pyramids 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5170 Looks like construction was a little rocky. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5171 No, you did not say isosceles! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5172 This is better than a ladder because...? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5173 It’s only a song, “Stairway to the Stars” 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5174 Hope you don't need a thousand more years to invent a door for our cave. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5175 Where should I put it? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5176 This is the stoney end! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5177 I prefer Mr. and Mrs. Stonehenge's design. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5178 Accept it! Technology will only take us so high. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5179 I don't care what the song says, I'm not buying that. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5180 I say, bring it down a little and spread it out. We can give it a name like Stonehenge or something. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5181 It's a Ponzi scheme 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5182 Early 12 step program 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5183 At this rate, it'll take another 2.3 million years to finish that pyramid. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5184 One more step there Buster, and it could be your last.” 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5185 A firewall, eh? What's fire? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5186 That's the last time you slam me for Neanderthal thinking! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5187 I call it a stairway 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
5188 Al, how many times do I have to say 'Don't reach for the stars'? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5189 I don't care if the bush is burning. Come down before you hurt yourself! 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
5190 Pythagoras, come down, lunch is ready. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5191 So what’s your theory, Pythagorean? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5192 I’m so hipster I was a fan of ‘Stairway to Heaven’ before it was even a song. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5193 That's a good start. Let's call it 30 Rock. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5194 it's really a man's world and you rock in it. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5195 You getting any signal on that rock babe? 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
5196 You're still not on the top of evolution, Fred. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5197 I’m a stoner... and I’m high. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
5198 Ya think that’s a pyramid? No way!. Try again! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5199 Not with these heels 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5200 OH,COME ON UP....THE HARD PART IS GETTING BACK DOWN. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5201 Climbing up those steps, Rocky? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5202 I don't care what your Fit Bit says you need....I need you to get out there and kill something for dinner...now! 1.1974 0.04596 76 63 12 1
5203 Okay! You now have my attention. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5204 you make this, but you can't make the bed? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5205 FORGET HOW I GOT HERE, HOW AM I GOING TO GET DOWN ???? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5206 I think we have taken the whole paleo living too far 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5207 Don’t be so dramatic, I said I’d eat you only if we run out of food 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5208 Impressive, but obsolete as soon as we get to the Bronze Age. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5209 Shouldn't you have built the pool first ? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5210 Everyone stares, so just call it stares, and learn how to spell it. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5211 See, that's how rocky marriages start. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5212 You may never be appreciated in your lifetime. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5213 Come down!! People will not remember you just because you stacked some stones. 1.1974 0.04197 76 62 14 0
5214 Be your own boss by bringing a stone and trlling about this stair way to at least 20 others! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5215 Experts now agree that the experience of realizing there are pieces left over when it’s all put together did not emerge with IKEA, but dates back to 2,300 B.C. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5216 Is this what you meant by Feng Shui? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5217 You can tell I’m rich because this one’s going nowhere, just for show. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5218 It's perfectly safe, it's made of stone. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5219 This certainly puts a new twist on ordering your Sex on the Beach “on the rocks”...! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5220 It was going to be the "A" for when we sing that "YMCA" song but then it toppled to this side. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5221 This is it? You an surely do better than this 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5222 You've taken social distancing to a whole new level. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5223 Yes, the hypotenuse is the longer way down, but it's safer. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5224 You said you'd build a staircase to paradise but so far I'm not impressed. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5225 I thought you were going to start with the wheel. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5226 You will reach to the stars when, exactly? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5227 OK Isosceles, your right! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5228 Yes,I understand you bought it,but heaven seems to be a bit further away... 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5229 You drive me up a wall! 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5230 Oh no, I hope you don't fall! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5231 This is a big improvement to my house of cards, don't you think? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5232 Let's call it Nob Hill 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5233 It’s so worth it. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5234 I think it needs a nice runner. 1.1970 0.03874 66 56 9 1
5235 Perhaps you misunderstood what I meant by Rockoco. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5236 Is it okay if I paint cute things on them? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5237 I know you think you have a point, but so what? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5238 So you think your King of the Hill do ya, Mr. Neanderthal? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5239 I told you, no "walk-ups" 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5240 That’s not what I meant by organize the furniture Ralph... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5241 Next your going to want to motorize it. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
5242 12-steps. I promise, it will catch on later. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
5243 Get down from there, Stairs. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
5244 I needed something for my cardio with this settlement lifestyle. 1.1961 0.02800 102 87 14 1
5245 Nice work Zag, you built a zaggurat. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
5246 I got a tip from Noah but I’m half assing it as usual. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
5247 Since when do contractors who have been paid in full,not come back and finish the job? 1.1959 0.04181 97 81 14 2
5248 Sure, it's impressive, but the party was over an hour ago. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
5249 I am going to call it stairway to the Pleistocene Era 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
5250 It's a stairway to eternal pagan life. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
5251 You were always good at buttresses. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
5252 Dear, it's brilliant, but it reminds me of that wheel thing your uncle made. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
5253 I just wanted to know what it was like, that’s all! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
5254 See, your mother will be fine up here! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
5255 I can't come down, it'll topple over without me. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
5256 I said I wanted a StairMaster 1.1959 0.05412 97 84 7 6
5257 Okay Pharaoh; nice try! 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
5258 now we wait 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
5259 Now we just need to figure out how to use it. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
5260 How in the world would I know what C squared is, Pythagoras? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
5261 I see you've taken the next step in human development. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
5262 is this your idea of an escalator? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
5263 Red Bull is a forbidden fruit! 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
5264 I said, get off your rocks. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
5265 Seriously? This is what you meant when you said you'd get me a stairway to the stars? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
5266 There ain't nothin' you cairn do, Otis 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
5267 I have invented a new game. See if you can pull out one stone without killing me. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
5268 You're a complex tool, Sid. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
5269 ‘Honey’ can you pop back to the cave, I forgot my homemade wings! 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
5270 Stop being so impatient. The flight doesn’t take off for 60,000 more years! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
5271 Sisyphus, it’s time to come down. Dinner is ready! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
5272 Love on the rocks......how obtuse! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
5273 What are you staring at 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
5274 Isoscelles, what os the Point! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
5275 I still don't know what to call it, but I've been getting a lot of stares. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
5276 I've built the dive platform, now you dig the swimming pool! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
5277 Well you’ve got your comeuppance . 1.1954 0.04276 87 72 14 1
5278 You had better catch it soon. I've already ordered three tons of garlic butter." or "Just turn the binoculars around, pick it up and pop it into a matchbox." 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
5279 I forgot to thaw the chicken again didn't I? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
5280 Sorry, you’re on the ‘up’ escalator! 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
5281 Sooner or later you will have to come down 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
5282 It’s pretty, but what could you possibly do with it? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
5283 Ook, your staircase is beautiful and I love the Italian stone arrangement. Perhaps someday I will join you on top of your steps and peer down into the abyss with you, and although we will be lonely at least we will be lonely together. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
5284 Honey, I need it a little closer to the cave. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
5285 I thought an escalator might add a little class to the place. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
5286 What are these 12 steps for again? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
5287 oh yes, you are right, you do look much prettier from this angle 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
5288 Best selfie spot around here I tell ya 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
5289 I probably should have asked this before, but has the house been invented yet? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
5290 I've invented the twelve step programme to become paleo. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5291 'So, can you see the postman yet?' 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5292 And you think you're just going to turn our old place into some sort of man cave. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5293 So Led Zeppelin, what do you think you built? 1.1951 0.04733 82 69 11 2
5294 Honey, I think the round thing you made which you call a "wheel" is a much more practical invention. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
5295 I finished the skateboard ramp for the kids. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5296 I am afraid of height. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5297 Thats a little more than six feet" 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5298 Are you sure the Government is going to pay you $11 Billion for your stairway to nowhere? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5299 But we have to take them home! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5300 Stairway to heaven eh? 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
5301 Can we start with a roof, then see what’s left over for the staircase? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5302 Really? Where do you think this is gonna go? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5303 You look sorta like that guy in that Luis Bunuel movie 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5304 I like the step idea. But now that I'm here, what do I do? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5305 Karl, I want a divorce 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5306 You are right as always. I can’t see around the world from my stone staircase to nowhere 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5307 Did you try calling them? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5308 Honestly, I was hoping for more of a henge. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5309 If I were a rich man... 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
5310 For boarding what?” [“what” is in italics 1.1951 0.04571 82 69 11 2
5311 We need to save our democracy 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
5312 Now will you listen to me! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
5313 House of cards, pile of pebbles - you can make it! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5314 Together we can't. Apart, we can. Beat corona. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5315 Well? Can you reach the fire orb up there or not? 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
5316 I’m not coming down until you take back your comment about my hunting skills! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5317 I call this: Jenga 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
5318 When I said we have to stay at the top of the food chain this is not what I had in mind 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
5319 Any chance you could invent a motor-driven version? 1.1948 0.05076 77 66 8 3
5320 So climbing the evolutionary ladder wasn’t good enough for you?” 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5321 I call it "leanhenge". 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5322 I'm just building the stairway to heaven 1.1948 0.04727 77 65 10 2
5323 Great, but now you have to invent the wheelchair ramp. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5324 If I buy it, are you sure it will get me to heaven? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5325 You can build this but you still haven't built my raised planters 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5326 Your fondness for the neighbors’ giraffe is starting to worry people, dear. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5327 You do realize that you can't get there from here, right? Even with a correction. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5328 Remember, its the shape of things to come? 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5329 A slide? Have you lost your rocks! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5330 Let me get this straight; you say it is a game and you’re calling it Jenga? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5331 Rome won’t be built in a day, either. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5332 Our relationship has certainly had its ups and downs. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5333 Well, I call that Neanderthal thinking. 1.1948 0.04543 77 64 12 1
5334 It doesn't look like a stairway to heaven to me! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5335 Even with tap shoes, you'd never pass for Fred Astaire. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5336 Once someone invents the Slinky, these things will be all the rage. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5337 Get in now, before it starts trending!... 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
5338 This is our new cave? I told you we needed a liscensed contractor. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5339 So, what's next? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5340 So that's 12 small steps for caveman - and? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5341 No, it's fine, darling, it's a triangle. Architects swear by them... 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5342 Well that explains why the baby giraffes have your nose 1.1948 0.03478 77 64 13 0
5343 Come down now.....or you’ll soon be a Rolling Stone 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5344 You should also prepare for the future 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5345 You can’t just build your own stairway Jim, you’re stuck with me until your number’s up. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5346 'Hope you can make it here too because I don't think we can make this long distance thing work' 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5347 I would like to thank all creatures, great and small, who contributed to this solid foundation of our modern civilization. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5348 Great! Now make some more and we can invest in them. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5349 I built this, so I can look down on people. I call them, Stares. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5350 I'm going to call it Stonehenge. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5351 Meh. A poor man's Stonehenge. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5352 Could ya hand up the stepladder? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5353 Why bother someday some hair band is is just going to steal your idea anyway! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5354 You say a what is arriving? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5355 And you said I didn't have the stones to climb up here. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5356 Is it greener on the other side? 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
5357 Honey, you should have just reinvented the wheel. This is useless. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5358 You could start by closing your eyes and thanking me." 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
5359 My next project? A bridge to nowhere. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
5360 I knew Stonehenge. Stonehenge was a friend of mine. Caveman, you are no Stonehenge. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5361 And you built it outside because we all live in caves... Genius. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5362 I'm not sure this how we get at the top of the foodchain Bob 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5363 This changes everything 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5364 Now picture the steps scrolling toward me. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
5365 This is harder than it looks ! 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
5366 This is a rocky relationship. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5367 Are you saying that you are the stair master or are you calling this pile of rocks the stair master? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5368 Yes, it's a beautiful flying buttress. What's it for? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5369 I am entering it in the "stump the future archaeologists" contest. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5370 As always, the Druids are blocking the view. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5371 ‘Quit stairing, honey. Trust me, it’s revolutionary’ 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5372 Is this Rock Bottom? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5373 That’s not what I meant by you need a 12 step program 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5374 Mabel, I am tired of your constant carping about every damned thing I do. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
5375 Well, first you ochred your way into a corner of the cave... now this? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
5376 I said, ‘Kill me some bears!’ not ‘Build me some stairs!’ 1.1939 0.04014 98 81 16 1
5377 I wanted to have a mountain top experience 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
5378 Is this what you really meant by getting stoned? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
5379 Hey, there is a tree over there. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
5380 Hey mister staircase, get down here and walk the stegosaurus. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
5381 So what? Ogg is building a BRIDGE to nowhere. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5382 Take one more step and your done! 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
5383 I told you a little more to the right 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
5384 YOU DON'T LOOK ANY TALLER. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
5385 So when do we get a second level in our cave? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
5386 Perfect. Now, seen a pool anywhere nearby? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
5387 Reaching for the stars doesn't get you out of doing the dishes! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
5388 Yo, Adrian, it's me, Rock! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
5389 Pythagoras, nice job with the rocks, but it's time for dinner. 1.1935 0.04394 93 78 13 2
5390 So you call this invention the stairs? It’s just like your other stupid invention you called the wheel ... you haven’t invented anything to attach it to! 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
5391 I thought you said you were going for Bauhaus. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
5392 Are you down for some dinner? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
5393 It looks more like several small steps for a man. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
5394 I told you. There is nothing up there, sweetie 1.1933 0.03826 119 99 18 2
5395 Are you looking up my pelt? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
5396 Get down from there—you’re gonna make future archaeologists think we were all stone-age cavepeople. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
5397 Hardly enough closet space. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
5398 Be careful. You're in a rocky situation. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
5399 Jump! You silly old bastard. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
5400 Not bad. Could you set it up over by the stream now? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
5401 I'm king of the rocks, so there! Ha! 1.1932 0.04233 88 73 14 1
5402 Well Yabba Dabba Doo, you've invented stairs. 1.1932 0.04233 88 73 14 1
5403 You forgot to put in a handrail.... 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
5404 What do I win for making it collapse on my first try? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
5405 Why did you do that? You could have more easily shown me a hypotenuse by drawing it in the sand. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
5406 One person's 'Rocks In His Head', is another's 'Indigenous Igneous Ingenuity'. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
5407 Did you really think this through? I'm not sure your wall will keep anyone out? 1.1932 0.04075 88 73 14 1
5408 Just who's paying for this? Is it HER? Is SHE buying it? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
5409 Obviously, it's emotional distancing while retaining geographic proximity. 1.1932 0.04233 88 73 14 1
5410 It's going to be a highlight of my Neanderthal exhibition 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
5411 Honey, give me a break. I’m channeling my inner Stonehenge. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
5412 It’s obviously going nowhere, so take a break and come in for some pterodactyl stew while it’s still hot. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
5413 Oog squared + Ugh squared = Grunt squared? This changes everything! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
5414 I'm doing my 2 week quarantine 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
5415 did you read the directions? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
5416 You’re not taking the high road this time Larry! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
5417 They said I have to get on top of things, before asking for cave with facilities. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
5418 ‘Expecting a house to have rooms suggests to me that your views on architecture are at best conservative, at worst Palaeolithic’. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
5419 It’s over Neanderkin! I have the high ground! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
5420 O Stoneo Stoneo! Wherefore art thou Stoneo 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
5421 I don’t care what a^2 plus b^2 equals. Get down. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
5422 I invented the stairs, but I think I should have invented the house first 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
5423 What's a rock? 1.1928 0.04005 83 68 15 0
5424 How about having one of these in our cave? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5425 You said that you always wanted a majestic staircase. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
5426 I said make a square well not a stairwell. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5427 I'm not challenging you. I'm just saying, a pile of stones does not a pyramid make. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5428 Big deal so you made stairs to nowhere. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5429 Just what I need. Steps to nowhere. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5430 Yes I built the stairs first. How else would I know how high I want the wall? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
5431 Get right down from there, Pythagoras! 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
5432 OK, you've invented a "hypoteneuse'; what is it good for? 1.1928 0.04681 83 70 11 2
5433 So that’s how you get strong reception! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5434 I guess that what you get when you marry an artist. 1.1928 0.04985 83 71 9 3
5435 It's my way of social distancing! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5436 Your stoneway to heaven??? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
5437 Oh, so now you're a Rock Star? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5438 They haven't even invented heaven yet, why do you need the stairs? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
5439 Tell them,'The shortest distance is a straight line between 2 points.' 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
5440 I just don’t know, Honey. Can you try moving it three inches to the right? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
5441 Why can’t you just yell, yabba dabba doo! like everybody else?” 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5442 Now you can come down, Donald, and announce for the Presidency. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
5443 Supertall Manhattan condo dwellers find life as difficult as everybody else. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
5444 I told you a second story really will give us more space honey. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
5445 I thought the Airbnb listing said room with a view. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
5446 When the house is finished darling, the view from the top floor will be breathtaking. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5447 And I will call it rock’n’roll 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
5448 It’s called a water slide, and when monsoon season hits, you’ll be begging to take a turn 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
5449 Stop stairing Herbert and get down here. The kids and I are hungry. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5450 You don’t have the stones to leave me. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
5451 No it cant be wood, everyone knows stairway to heaven is rock 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5452 And what do you plan to do with a stairwell to nowhere? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5453 Ingenious Honey!! Now you just need a really stupid Mammoth to walk alongside your rocks. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5454 You're the apex predator--don't ask me how to get down. 1.1923 0.04673 78 66 10 2
5455 I thought I'd make Jenga more interesting. Pull one out, and if I survive we'll switch places. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5456 You're proud of your little "Stairway to Heaven" stunt aren't you? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5457 It’s a stairway to heaven? Rock on! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5458 Yes, you're a great and accomplished man, but what about me? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5459 I'm sorry...I just don't feel that we see eye to eye anymore. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5460 I also invented acrophobia. 1.1923 0.03883 104 84 20 0
5461 See, I told you. A squared plus B squared equals C squared. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5462 Come-on there's room! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5463 Well, it's probably not what Led Zeppelin meant when they wrote it. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5464 You think it looks like a stone hedge? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5465 I'm not going up there, Kevin. I told you I wanted a ground floor apartment. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5466 I'm not mad anymore. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5467 What's "Led?" What's "Zeppelin"? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5468 Are you stoned, or what? No, I’m high 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5469 Surprisingly, I got bored with fire, but what do you think? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5470 You wanted us to be great again. 1.1923 0.04848 78 66 10 2
5471 Herb, are you sure that’s up to Code specs? I dunno... 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5472 No one will ever build a large triangular shaped structure as magnificent as this, I’m sure of it honey 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5473 They call it progress, you know 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5474 Well...you told me to stop making mountains out of molehills! 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
5475 So you're king of the hill... whoop-dee-effin-do! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5476 So I’m calling it the Bering Strait 1.1923 0.04491 78 65 12 1
5477 Unk, you have taken being wrong to a whole new level. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
5478 I told you not to shop on Instagram for a stairway to heaven! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
5479 A proof of concept, that is all. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
5480 So this is what was more important than hunting? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5481 Did you see the baby oil? I was keeping it in the empty krazy glue bottle. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5482 You got stoned again, didn't you? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5483 It has the makings of an Olypic sport, George. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5484 You'll find out that it's lonely at the top. I'm down here. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5485 In retrospect, I should have started with the foundation and walls. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5486 Hunny, I invented stairs!! ... will bring me up some coffee? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5487 I thought you said it would be a stairway to heaven 1.1918 0.04210 73 60 13 0
5488 ah evolution, I shall never keep up 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5489 I can't hear you from the top of my genius Karen 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5490 I'm neanderthal, I won't wear a mask. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5491 No, John, I’m not taking a picture of you up there. They’ll find out you’re 5’9’’ eventually. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5492 Grog, where in God’s name are we supposed to put a Stairmaster? 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
5493 I'm just not ready to leave the stone age for hunter gatherer 1.1915 0.04218 94 79 13 2
5494 As art, it’s beautiful Grok dear. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
5495 Who sold you this stairway? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
5496 Does evolution include a roof? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
5497 To submit your caption, leave it on a rock below, with the hashtag 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
5498 That's great honey, but I said I like a hairy man not a starey man. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
5499 Zoning laws 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5500 I predict that some day in a place called Greenwich Village this will become a symbol of liberation. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5501 After the wheel, they experienced a period of ups and downs". 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5502 Gotta take it down. The Zoning board only approved monoliths for this tract. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5503 Stone Age aside that is NOT an isosceles triangle. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5504 It’s taken so long I’ve forgotten why I thought building it was so important. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5505 Who's the caveman now? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5506 So, this is how Alley Oop gets on his dinosaur. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
5507 Why not build a one-story house first? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
5508 I think I'll call it the corporate ladder. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
5509 I'm not buying that it's a stairway to heaven. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
5510 The song says some lady is buying it. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
5511 Yeah, I've heard of Starchitecture...just not in my backyard!! 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
5512 Ok, but we have to plan a residents' meeting. 1.1910 0.04190 89 74 14 1
5513 Yes, very impressive. But there is no such thing as a Fire Department to get you down from there. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
5514 Who knew the wealth gap existed even in the Stone Age? Darn it capitalism. 1.1910 0.03874 89 73 16 0
5515 just because this is the Stone Age you don't have to get carried away 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
5516 OK, Useless, you've invented stairs. Now, please figure out how to build a house. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
5517 How is the mammoth drive through valet service going? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
5518 When I asked for rocky road, I was hoping for dessert. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
5519 I don’t care if the view is totally worth it. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
5520 It’s nice, honey, but an elevator would have been better. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
5521 And why would anyone need this, as you call it, skyscraper? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
5522 Honey I'm moving up the corporate ladder 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
5523 Just a stone‘s throw away 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
5524 Ok, I can finally see him now and he is TOTALLY looking at you girl. 1.1910 0.04485 89 75 12 2
5525 Something tells me that someone could use it someday ... 1.1910 0.04035 89 74 14 1
5526 I love you, but I need some individual moments too. Where else shall I go? 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
5527 You really had to ask the Monkey’s Paw to be the first to create Stairway to Heaven, didn’t you? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
5528 Congratulations Gary, you’ve climbed the corporate ladder. Now, what’s for dinner? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
5529 The realtor said we could ask more if we had a better view. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
5530 This just seems like a pyramid scheme to me. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5531 I actually had a metaphoric pedestal in mind. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5532 It's a hypotenuse! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5533 Are you coming for diner or not? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5534 The 12steps program really works! See how high I am? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
5535 Please just one more will give me a great view! 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
5536 Rock On! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
5537 Are you *sure* they become docile when you look them square in the eye? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
5538 Look Ma! no glue... 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5539 I still think it's too reductive 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5540 Revelation shmevelation! Get down here and feed the oryx. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5541 I need ten more minutes on the stepper before dinner. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5542 I can see Alaska. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5543 Great! You've invented the stairway, now you just need to invent a God and we can make it to heaven. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5544 The salesman told me that I was buying the stairway to heaven. This looks more like a stairway to a long unfulfilled life with an average at best partner. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5545 You have time for this nonsense? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5546 It's a stairway to heaven. What did you think? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5547 Maybe you should have waited for the invention of stairways. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
5548 Enough with the cliff hangers already! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5549 BEFORE HE INVENTED THE WHEEL " Stair....that's stupid. Invent something round and rolly." 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5550 It ain’t no Stonehenge, but it’ll hafta do. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5551 Harry, come down already! All the hieroglyphics say we really *need* to stop stonewalling each other! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5552 I just thought it'd be easier to make a ritual appeal to the gods higher off the ground. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
5553 Yes, dear, I heard. She also said all that glitters is gold. Just come down. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
5554 Are you reading self-development books again? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5555 That’s some small steps for man, one infinitesimal leap for mankind. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5556 You see. Me really far away. Appear up high. Type of perspective me experiment with in cave drawing. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5557 ‘It’s an escalator. This’ll be huge when electricity comes in.’ 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5558 I think I can see our cave from here 1.1905 0.04310 84 70 13 1
5559 No, you can't use that as a slide ! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
5560 Vhat izzat, Munchkin? You vant to be left a stone? 1.1900 0.03678 100 82 18 0
5561 Well, start up this so called " escalator"! 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
5562 Don't you get it? A squared times B squared equals C squared. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
5563 Tell them I’ll need another week. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
5564 Just a little to the left. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
5565 "Hypotenuse, come down from there. Our friends from Stonehenge are here." 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5566 It’s almost like you want to be eaten by T-Rex. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5567 That's not bad, but you should know that there ARE some gaps in your foundation -- it ain't rock science. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5568 I don't know how high up you are. But some day, some Greek guy might be able to figure it out. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5569 That 12 step program will get you nowhere. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5570 I'm not yelling. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5571 You know Grog, the ones your cousin Inuksuk makes in the cold lands have so much better balance! 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
5572 Just like I told you, Pythagoras. Your theorem is going nowhere. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5573 OKAY, Cairn. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5574 Come down right now! The garbage needs to go out. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5575 Listen, I think it's great but I don't think this "Stairway to Heaven" will catch on. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
5576 Banisters are for Neanderthals. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5577 Yes, Orick, it is amazing but what starts with architecture, inevitably ends with a future mass extinction event. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5578 I've inquired about carpet runners but not having any luck. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5579 You know this isn’t what I meant by 12-step program. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5580 This triangle seems right. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5581 Can you see Russia yet? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5582 So you've invented steps. So big deal. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
5583 The Boeing 747 won’t be invented for another 20,000 years, just sayin’. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
5584 'They recommend 10,000 steps, not 10,000 stepping stones.' 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5585 Tim’s has a yoga studio and a pool 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5586 I see you left no stone unturned to find me. 1.1899 0.05428 79 69 6 4
5587 Stairs good Thog. But Oog build escalator last week. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5588 Have you learned your lesson? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5589 Just until the gym opens back up, I swear. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
5590 honey can you get the pool? I forgot to bring it out before climbing up 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5591 Fear of heights, est. 10,000 B.C. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5592 Is this your attempt to overcompensate for something? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5593 What's it for? They'll find some theory in 6000 years. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5594 Well, dear, you've reach the top. Now what? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5595 I think reaching hell might be easier at this point, honey. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5596 Just start with one you said and you’ll be surprised where you end up. Well, I am surprised! 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
5597 Now build rest of cave. 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
5598 No, I am still not beneath you. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
5599 Thanks but no thanks, I’ll wait for the elevator! 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
5600 How do we save this as a memory of our trip? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
5601 No one will ever believe the Earth is flat again. 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
5602 Just bought this staircase at an estate sale. I’m going to build my dream cave around it. 1.1895 0.03901 95 79 15 1
5603 Get the idea? 1.1895 0.04042 95 81 12 2
5604 'Your lockdown hobbies are getting a bit out of hand' 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
5605 Next, I’m going to invent the third-floor walkup. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5606 Hey Sasha, did you see where I put my simple machine? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5607 Are you positive that this is where Moses stood? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5608 I changed my mind. This pile looks so much better beside the tar pit. You can move it back now. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5609 The draft of stair way to heaven 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5610 No. I don't cairn much for this one either. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5611 Euclid, I don't care if it proves your elegant geometry, it's dangerous! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5612 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5613 So now you think you're a rock star? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5614 Your high horse isn't high enough? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5615 So you think you're a real Rock Star! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5616 Tell me you’re not running for President. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5617 Ok. So NOW you’re taller than me. Happy?! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5618 Trust me, these things are gonna be huge 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5619 Jenga, there's a game here somewhere. Pull a rock away. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5620 I think I'll call it Heaven. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5621 It’s the best I can do until someone invents Legos. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5622 I was hoping to see a dino soar from up here 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5623 Do you know where you're going with this? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5624 Not "Stairway to Heaven" again! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5625 Gryphon, I see that our teetering marriage is on the rocks. 1.1892 0.04971 74 63 9 2
5626 It doesn't look to me like the shortest distance between us. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5627 Oy! Is this one 'leading nowhere just for show'? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5628 Is this socially distant enough for you? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5629 I feel like there has to be a better design for an abacus 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5630 C’mon you know this. It’s called the theorem of... 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5631 It’s called a paleo-ton. You run up and down until you pass out. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5632 The birth of patriarchy (and white supremacy) 1.1892 0.04377 74 62 11 1
5633 I don't think its tall enough to go to heaven Fred. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
5634 What the heck is C-squared? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5635 Being the first architect doesn't you're a good one. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
5636 So, you think you are King of the Moutain? Think again! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5637 This is how I get up to the birdhouse to build it. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5638 I think you could maybe shorten the name. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5639 So how is that better than our cave? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
5640 Well I think this vista really adds value to our property 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5641 We should have never left Boulder. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5642 Stanley Hedge...Prototype 1 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5643 i forgot to build get down steps. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5644 Okay, you've invented 'steps'. What are they good for and where would you ever use them? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5645 Is it open concept? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
5646 They went to a lot of trouble to stonewall us, didn’t they? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5647 If we ever get an infrastructure package, I can finish building the other half. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5648 This is beautiful hon! How about we work on the wheel next? 1.1889 0.04440 90 76 12 2
5649 Adam serenades Eve in the first Rock Concert. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
5650 I’m glad you got vaccinated! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5651 ...And she's buying a stairway to heaven... It's this song i can't get out of my head." 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5652 ‘ But I told you to get the pool done first!!!’ 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
5653 Don’t think I don’t see where you’re going with that. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5654 This is how the owl must have killed her 1.1889 0.03996 90 75 14 1
5655 I don’t care that you’ve just proven Pythagorean or whatever you call it theorem the mammoth stew is getting cold! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
5656 It may work as modern art, but "Stairway to Heaven" is a dopey title. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
5657 'I would wait until they invent the swimming pool to practice your high diving." 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5658 You promised you'd put me up on a pedestal. That's a cairn. 1.1884 0.04269 69 57 12 0
5659 Did you use triangulation to build that? 1.1884 0.04512 69 58 10 1
5660 You are not going up to 12 Stones for Valentine's Day!!!??? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5661 My greatest work and I don't know what to call it! 1.1884 0.04269 69 57 12 0
5662 You sing "Stairway to Heaven" one more time, and I'm out of here! 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5663 Don’t worry Doris. I won’t be gone long, and I’m just a stones throw away.” 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5664 The staircase is nice, but how about some walls and a roof? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5665 That's not a stairway to heaven! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5666 So what are you going to call this, mister smart guy -- stairway to heaven? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5667 Build it and who will come, dear? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5668 You wanted a balcony with a view! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5669 Should I get the ladder from the garage? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5670 I think I will go back to my old plan of placing them in a circle. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
5671 I thought you told me I could be a rock star. 1.1882 0.05674 85 74 6 5
5672 I did not say cairn. I said I am not CARING if you fall, idiot. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5673 Fine. 'Had Rocks Cafe. Fine. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5674 If this holds up, I’m doing Stonehenge next! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5675 I think I’ll call it a stonescraper . 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5676 Well, that didn't take long... 1.1882 0.04265 85 71 13 1
5677 What is it? It's a rock slide, of course. 1.1882 0.04582 85 72 11 2
5678 I told you not to start the wall until you had funding to complete it! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5679 The possibilities are endless! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5680 And another thing....... 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
5681 It's my way of getting stoned. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5682 OK, but do you have the right angle on your marketing too? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5683 Seems like you’re between some rocks and a hard place! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5684 Now I have to invent something for them to lead to. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5685 No, your hair looks fine from here. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
5686 I'm not angry anymore. You can come home. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
5687 For heaven's sakeAndrewwhatever you do, do not sneeze! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5688 Go ahead.. Try talking down to me now 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
5689 Now I just have to invent how to get down! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5690 When we agreed to something "more homey" I thought we were thinking the same thing. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5691 finding another angle is not going to get you out of making me a fire pit! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5692 Where is the rest of the house? 1.1882 0.03740 85 70 15 0
5693 OK, put on that Led Zeppelin tune. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5694 Stairs? What good is that? I thought you were helping me clean our cave this weekend!" 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5695 I liked your revolving door thingy better. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5696 Pack up! We can finally move into that high-rise cave! 1.1882 0.03923 85 70 15 0
5697 Apparently, it’s not so easy that a caveman can do it 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5698 You up, me down?! 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
5699 That's all well and good, but where will the pool go? 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
5700 good job! Now we have to get started on building the plane. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5701 I plan to market it as the original twelve-step program 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5702 But we don’t even have a second floor. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5703 I built this city on rock and roll! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5704 Your nose looks a lot bigger from here 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
5705 Your brother built a wheel and invented fire...you built steps...to no where 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5706 The sky’s the limit! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5707 Now, this - this is talking down to you! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
5708 Aliens built this! 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
5709 I call it Stairmaster. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5710 I call it a skyscrapper 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5711 Wow! I just realized that the square of the stairs equals the sum of the square of the base and the square of the height. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5712 You know when Roberta got engaged, her husband made a much bigger pile of rocks than this. 1.1875 0.04568 80 68 10 2
5713 No George, you come down here. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5714 And now I will announce my candidacy! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
5715 Bet you they won't play our version of Jenga in the future. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
5716 I’m not going to kiss you until you come down those stairs. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5717 It's a mathematical problem, for sure, I just haven't figured out the solution 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5718 Ok, so we don't need to wear a mask, but really, this is not a great first date. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
5719 Would you bring a few thousand more stones to me, please? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5720 Closer to God or not, it just makes you look like an ant from here. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
5721 Do I look stupid? Why would I want to buy a stairway to heaven?! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5722 I think it would go father if you made it round. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
5723 But to numerically calculate the hypotenuse the stones have to be the same unit size 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5724 Yes, I get that life is ultimately meaningless, and we all die having achieved nothing — but all I did was ask you to do the dishes! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5725 Traffic looks clear on the Desert 101. Next up,weather. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
5726 Stones, schmones. These are the building blocks of empire. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5727 Dinner's ready. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5728 Geometry is back breaking. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5729 I call it a bridge to nowhere. Someday it will make me famous 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
5730 Legal separation in the Stone Age. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5731 So your idea for a game is "Angry Pterodactyls"? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
5732 Say again how this is supposed to help get the clean sheets on the beds? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5733 Get down here and get your rocks off. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5734 Do I expect you for dinner? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5735 Wow. You're really taking "Stairway to Heaven" to the heart. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5736 Nice staircase, Mr. Genius. Now what? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
5737 Until electricity gets invented, I’d just put up a sign that says, “Escalator out of order.” 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
5738 Our marriage is off to a rocky start. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
5739 It's a rocky road to the top. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5740 I thought you were going to include a bannister. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5741 I’m calling it my man cave. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
5742 Stuck? Maybe you should have invented handrails first? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
5743 It’s interesting, but what does it represent? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5744 What do you mean it’s a load of rubble? I think it will catch on! 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
5745 Walter, you are one rock away from losing this argument. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5746 Its not much space and the rent is high but the views are excellent 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5747 Well, at least you’ve done something useful with your time this past year. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
5748 Don’t you think it’s a bit premature to try to go to Mars? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
5749 If you think that “wheel” is cool, you should see what I invented. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
5750 Do you have to stomp? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5751 Mutual funds, babe. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
5752 I can see America from here. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
5753 Stairway, shmearway, why don’t you invent an escalator? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
5754 Now you get started on inventing Led Zeppelin 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
5755 Nice, but will it roll. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
5756 It's lovely, but I wanted a rhombus 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
5757 Build it and they'll come, he said. Well, where are they? You better hope they're coming because I'm not going to help you down! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
5758 Our marriage is on the rocks because of your prehistoric communication skills, Harold. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
5759 I don't know. I'm calling it a Twelve Step Program but I'm not sure yet what that means. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
5760 How about I call it a bridge to nowhere 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
5761 Walls make good neighbors, not triangles. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
5762 Caveman and Jedi Logic: I just won the argument because I have the high ground. 1.1868 0.03091 91 77 14 0
5763 Well, it does have the open floor plan we’ve been looking for” 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
5764 And I thought you were having an affair. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
5765 Guess you broke the stairmaster again 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
5766 What's a Led Zeppelin and why are you so sure it will be coming here? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
5767 You've got to stop listening to Led Zeppelin. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
5768 What's a stairway? What's Heaven? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
5769 Get down off your soap bars 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
5770 Doesn’t this make you want to worship me? 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
5771 I’m ready to make my entrance now. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
5772 Give it 20,000 years or so and Stairway to Heaven will be a thing 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
5773 'Didn't you hear that seal levels are rising?' 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
5774 So is the Earth flat or round? Was I right? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
5775 Quit playing Rocky and come down from there! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
5776 You do know there was an elevator. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
5777 Linda, I told you, I hate being shorter than you. 1.1868 0.04665 91 78 10 3
5778 A little bit more to the back please 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
5779 Thus, the Pythagorean Theorem was born. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5780 Very impressive, but I'm still not taking you back. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5781 Honey, If they fall, I'm not cleaning up the mess! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5782 I'm King of the Rocks! 1.1867 0.05091 75 65 7 3
5783 I like everything on the rocks. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5784 Ok,We can call it stairway to heaven! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5785 Now you seem like a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold... 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5786 Be careful. You could fall the square root of the sum of the number of c boulders squared minus the number of b boulders squared. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5787 So,this is your idea of a pay scale? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5788 Where am I supposed to meditate? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5789 ?and he’s climbing a stairway to heaven? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5790 I'm building a stairway to heaven. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5791 I know it's exhausting to move these boulders, but I have a theorem to prove! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5792 - See it!? I told I could achieve a higher place in life!! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5793 So, should we move to Russia? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5794 Don't just stand there. Patent it! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5795 So you call this “Jungle Jenga”? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5796 I know it sends a message. What's the message? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5797 You can see Russia from up there??? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5798 Not with that “come back with me to my cave or I’ll jump” crap again. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5799 When are you going to get down for food? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5800 Yes I would have to agree more Cro-Magnon and less Neanderthal 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5801 I don’t know if I’m high or stoned. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5802 I think I will call it, ‘StairMaster’. We can use it to work on our cardio-fitness on days we are just scavenging or gathering and not hunting. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5803 Are you leaving me? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5804 But heaven hasn’t been invented yet 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5805 I think I’ve conceived my house from here... 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5806 - Look, this is how we'll go up to 2nd floor in our new house. - what's a 2nd floor? 1.1867 0.04113 75 62 13 0
5807 Honey, I mansplained my way to the top! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5808 oh yes, I’ve heard of time travel, but are you sure it was Stairway to Kevin? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5809 You’re about 3,000 years early to the gate this time - the flight won’t leave without you. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5810 I'm tired of the cave too, but a two-story home may be more than we need. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5811 Pyramid??? Where did you put the other half? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
5812 You no Eero Saarinen. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
5813 Now you have something to be king of. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
5814 So your saying that if I jump on the rock we will invent the see/saw?? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
5815 Man asks, what’s for the diner? Woman asks, when you coming down for the diner? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
5816 Stop Staring! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
5817 Now jump. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
5818 Sisyphus,you get down here right now! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
5819 Great! Now all we have to do is bring our cave here. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
5820 Somehow, calling it ‘wheel’ doesn’t seem quite right. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
5821 A stairway to heaven?? A WHAT to WHERE? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
5822 Now can we build a house? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
5823 I liked your man cave better. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
5824 Maybe you should've invented the airplane first. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
5825 You really are a man of your time. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
5826 It'll be 100,000 years before I can paint myself into a corner 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
5827 Food, clothing, and shelter! We’ll get to the art stage of human socioeconomic development in another 50,000 years. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
5828 Strange...this doesn't advance you an inch after all. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
5829 Did you forget get the groceries? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
5830 Sisyphus wasn't a myth after all 1.1860 0.04533 86 74 11 1
5831 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but boulders on top of each other will save me from my wife 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
5832 Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps 1.1860 0.04221 86 72 13 1
5833 Really, I thought we agreed ‘less is best’. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
5834 Okay, fine. What am I not getting, exactly. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5835 I’ll give you cold stony stares! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5836 Okay, Stallone, I get it. Now can we please resume the hunter-gathering? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5837 Jenga?...it’ll never catch on... 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5838 Stairway to Heaven, a rock classic? Might as well collect pterodactyl turds! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5839 So you have time to build that but not to invent the wheel? 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
5840 Get down? I thought you said you did the math. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5841 Impressive, yes, but I wanted a golden escalator. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5842 I see why you had trouble with the roof 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5843 Ok, Pythagorus, enough trying to be a rock star. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5844 Are you able to see our 2000$ stimulus check coming 1.1857 0.04682 70 59 10 1
5845 I'm on top of the world, Rose. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5846 It isn't polite to stop and stair. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
5847 I was climbing a stairway to Heaven. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
5848 Look ... first you invent the guitar, then you learn the riff, THEN you build it 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
5849 Which way to A.D.? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
5850 I told you things were starting to pile up 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
5851 Very nice, Pog. But I could use a little help with the kids. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
5852 I don't think we can move in yet. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
5853 What time did you schedule your ubersaurus pick-up? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5854 Your hypotenuse is off. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5855 Next, I invent geometry. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5856 Okay, so how is this 'Heaven', now that you're up there? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5857 It was easier to build the staircase where these rocks were than to carry all these rocks over to our cave. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5858 Who knew you could do all that with dinosaur shit? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5859 I think the concept was to play, 'rock, paper, scissors' not build a rock wall! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5860 Or you could try lifts? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5861 The realtor wasn't lying - there's a great view from upstairs. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
5862 That took ages! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5863 but it doesn't roll... 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
5864 I haven't found enough rocks to complete the pyramid. 1.1852 0.04685 81 69 10 2
5865 We can charge double for the view. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5866 Very creative, honey. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5867 Kidney Stone Age 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5868 Your stairway to heaven's a bit shy. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5869 For clarity, you would like your lunch now? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5870 High. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5871 It's over Anakin, I have the high ground! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5872 That's a lot of work just to make a dramatic entrance. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5873 It's called a higher rocky. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5874 Sisyphus. No, you're not done. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5875 You'll never flatten the curve that way. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5876 I love your proof of concept, dear, but pyramids are not a thing in this era. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5877 Don't jump to conclusions, Rocky. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5878 Ya know, this is not the staircase reno I was hoping for ... 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5879 Smart! Now how are you going to get down?! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5880 Didn't you start out to make a tool? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5881 All you need is a Stratocaster. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5882 Pythagoras, just call that slope ‘high-on-pot-n-juice’ 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5883 You expect to be worshiped? You really ought to be taken down a few notches. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5884 Okay -- so now can you see the edge of the world? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5885 Fred, just come up. It’s not like you’re between a rock and a hard place. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5886 I just can’t shake the feeling that your looking down on me 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5887 How prehistoric women fed the dinosaurs 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5888 No stairway? Denied 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5889 The pinnacle of rocky relationships 1.1852 0.04162 81 68 12 1
5890 I told you you'd run out of rocks. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5891 Toss me the bottom one... I’m going to the top floor. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5892 I'm thinking of naming it the trump tower 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5893 Are you gonna help me name it, or are you just gonna stare? 1.1852 0.04343 81 68 12 1
5894 Dinner’s ready, John. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5895 Sure, but can you roll one uphill? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5896 Ok, ok! I'll buy masks, but right now the internet is down. You made your point. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
5897 I built this pedestal for you, not me. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
5898 Hell no, Edith, I am NOT going move this over just a little bit one more goddamn time . 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
5899 It’s a Hard Rock Stairway to Heaven.. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
5900 If that's a stairway to Heaven, you've got a few more rocks to pile up there. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
5901 You really believe you’re a rock star. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
5902 So much for trying to rival Stonehenge! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
5903 So you want to be a rock star do you 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
5904 I swear, If you come one step closer I’ll jump 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
5905 'why can't you be just like the other cavemen' 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
5906 And they say there's no such thing as progress. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
5907 First person ever to be stuck between a rock and a hard place 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
5908 Beware of the glass ceiling. 1.1848 0.04213 92 78 12 2
5909 my flight leaves at six 1.1848 0.04352 92 78 12 2
5910 I said a ranch with a walkout basement! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5911 You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. ... 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5912 Maybe mountain climbing isn't your thing. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
5913 ''You don't understand, these are my stepping stones to success." 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
5914 You never take me anywhere. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
5915 I’m sorry, but your skyscraper breaks several local zoning laws. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5916 I've just discovered social distancing. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5917 I'm building a 'Stairway to Heaven' for you and me. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5918 I really do like the stairway. Can’t wait to see what you can do for a banister. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5919 I'm building a Stairway to Heaven for Robert Plant. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5920 Ok, so you built these stairs to go up. Now how are you going to get down wiseguy? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5921 Granted, it's not Stonehenge but the view is the same. 1.1842 0.04276 76 64 11 1
5922 Honey, you can't spend the whole day just stairing into space like that. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5923 The objective my dear was to build a house, not to make yourself look taller! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5924 It's monumental , yes, but not gender specific, as I understand the use of the term. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5925 There are a few change orders. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5926 A”Stairway to Heaven”? So what’s‘Heaven’? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5927 Ohhh, so thaaaat's what you meant by the glass ceiling effect on women 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5928 Now, how are you going to get down from there? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5929 If you squint hard enough, you can see a mirage. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5930 I don't NEED a Stairway to Nowhere. I NEED a roll-y kinda round thing that will get me places. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5931 You're wrong; even from up here it still looks flat." 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5932 How many times do I have to tell you to quit building Trump monuments?!!! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5933 How will you get the rest of the way? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5934 This is what we'll be remembered for, years and years from now! By the way, did you see that dumb painting the toddlers made, in the cave? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5935 Well you've mastered the Rock. Let's see how well you handle the Roll. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5936 So how do I get down? 1.1842 0.04852 76 65 9 2
5937 Jenga prototype had some kinks to work out 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5938 You’re really getting out of hand with this social distancing thing, Craig. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5939 It still looks flat from way up here! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
5940 You stop babbling; I'll stop building! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
5941 I dunno know--I don't think it qualifies as a skyscraper until you put in a bathroom. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
5942 Now if someone would just invent a second floor... 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
5943 You look smaller from up here. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
5944 What do you mean you can't go any higher? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
5945 I don't know. Something inside me just said do something that has never been done before. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
5946 It's the recession. Shortage of rocks ! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
5947 Oh yeah? It's better than my Stairway to Hell. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
5948 I am working on a diving board 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
5949 A pebble past a portion it you ask me 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
5950 What do you mean this isn’t the oldest profession? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
5951 I'm learning what it means to suffer for my art. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
5952 What are you trying to prove, Isosceles? 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
5953 Honey, I don’t think that’s what the kids meant when they said they were getting high 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
5954 Honey, i think you’re taking this social distancing too far 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
5955 ...Well? Are utilities included? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
5956 An illustration of the trickle down theory for top one percenters. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
5957 This is not like Amway 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
5958 Fine but I meant a ‘Staring’ contest... 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
5959 Stop spending time on this useless 'packing problem'! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5960 But what about the roof? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5961 Front porch will be right here 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5962 I call it a staircase. Now somebody just has to invent a building and we're in business. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5963 So tell me how you really feel about my mother staying with us. 1.1831 0.04623 71 60 10 1
5964 Wait til your father get's home. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5965 I just can’t go on like this. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5966 The wheel will be better. Really 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5967 I'm catching the next mastodon. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5968 You need more rocks to reach the moon. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5969 Ogz, would you get over here? The altitude from Babel’s tower has gone to his head and now he’s speaking gibberish.” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5970 Since our gathering days are over, with Bob’s newfangled ‘gardening’ idea, I thought we’d need a new way to get our steps in. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5971 Are you waiting for the postdiluvian times to dive? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5972 Just ensuring social distancing is maintained at all times... 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5973 Frank, I know you said you like to dress up in high heel now and then, but this is ridiculous. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5974 Look here, I am right! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5975 The earth is still flat. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5976 If you love me, you'll come down right now." 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
5977 Not bad. Only 3 to go. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5978 Yeah, so? Wadda ya want for dinner?" 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5979 Just 'cause the Babylonians are building one doesn't mean you have to build a taller one. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5980 Get down? Hah! You were supposed to invent the ladder first! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5981 Without help from the aliens, this is the best I can do. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5982 I can hear it now, "Ancient Astronaut theorists believe..." 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5983 A view of what,exactly? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5984 Thanks, but I was looking for the elevator. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5985 It’s a mouse trap. Designed it myself. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5986 Really, Harold? It seems like a lot of trouble to go through just to make yourself feel superior. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5987 I said 'no' to your man-cave and I am saying 'no' to this. Just take out the garbage already. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5988 Would look better over by the water 1.1829 0.03930 82 71 9 2
5989 So what's on the menu for tonight? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5990 The man cave isn't working for me anymore. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5991 And, again, why did you ... 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
5992 Someday, we will have skis and snow 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5993 Zeppelin, no one is going to remember this. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5994 Keep building and I'll buy it for a rock song. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5995 Are you trying to impress me? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
5996 Looks great. Now let’s try a foot or two to the left. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5997 This isn’t what I meant when I said our relationship is on the rocks 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5998 All these modern relationship metaphors have got to start somewhere. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5999 « I am an atheist, I don’t need a stairway to heaven » 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
6000 And up here is the view from your master bedroom 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
6001 I said “Flowers for Baby Lon” 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
6002 The origins of staircase ascension grunting. 1.1829 0.03930 82 68 14 0
6003 This is not my idea of a twelve step program 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
6004 I think I will call it "Jenga" 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
6005 It doesn’t really mean anything. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
6006 Up here, I don’t have to worry about lions. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
6007 I invented a new game, pull out a rock! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
6008 Yes, Sheila — I’ll start working on the plane tomorrow. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
6009 I call it a “first floor walk-up”. I think they will be very desirable. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
6010 Don't you dare stonewall me ! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
6011 You can't keep inventing out of our arguments. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
6012 DIRTY RASCAL! COME DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
6013 Very nice, but now come and help build the house 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
6014 It’s over, Anakin 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
6015 I’m telling you, this is what the gender pay gap will still look like in 10,000 years! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
6016 You know, rock bottom isn't so bad after all. 1.1828 0.03882 93 78 14 1
6017 Gladys, Are you positive you put the Christmas decorations in the attic last year? 1.1827 0.03807 104 87 16 1
6018 Okay Mr Anasazi, what now? 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
6019 That's your man cave? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
6020 Isn’t it supposed to be round? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
6021 Brilliant Zog, but it needs a motor. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
6022 I need the design to be boulder. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
6023 No dinosaurs in sight - are you sure we coexist? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
6024 The big-birds land and people exit here. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
6025 Why can't you invent something useful - like a cinched waist? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
6026 Look! I’ve invented stairs. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
6027 Of course I'm scared -- I told you I was acrophobic! 1.1818 0.03806 88 73 15 0
6028 Honey, that’s not what I meant by wanting you to reach the top! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
6029 What do you mean when you say that you like A.newyorker.com 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
6030 The plan was “rectangle” walls. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
6031 You forgot the macaroni again 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
6032 Your pet saber-toothed tiger ate my mother. Stay up there. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
6033 Are you sure you want me to take out just one more? 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
6034 That wheel thing is overrated. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
6035 So much for upward mobility! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
6036 Now that I have invented walking up stairs, we’ll just have to wait until someone invents walking down stairs. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
6037 i know reality sucks but must you always stone yourself high? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
6038 I'll help you make fire when I'm next downstairs. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6039 Pyramids have to start somewhere. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
6040 Urgh urgh ooga booga murhh 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
6041 I call them "stairs." Someday we'll find a good use for them. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
6042 Going up? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
6043 I call it "the slippery slope." Any suggestions for fine-tuning?" 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6044 'Ralph Penthouse, you come down from there.' 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
6045 I wanted to find a reason for my existence and came here to meditate. I call it the twelve step program. Maybe tomorrow I will reach the sky 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
6046 Now that you're done building your "stairway to heaven" , would you mind coming in to fix the leak in the cave? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
6047 And will you get Mexico to pay for it? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
6048 Okay, you really are king of the castle, now come down and have dinner! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
6049 How many times do I have to tell you? It's 'spring forward, fall back.' 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
6050 Is this a good place for the front entrance? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
6051 This is our newest stairmaster ultimate calorie-destroyer model. Best of all, it's portable! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
6052 It’s called “Stairway to Heaven.” 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
6053 Come down, dear, together we can flatten the curve! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
6054 It is my new invention a step wall. But what is it good for? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
6055 It is a better view, but there's nothing to see yet. 1.1818 0.04795 77 66 9 2
6056 So you're building a stairway to heaven? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
6057 Have a Brontosaurus scheduled for a scaling and cleaning? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
6058 Right, c squared equals a squared plus b squared. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
6059 I am in trouble if you make me laugh! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
6060 Can't you see I'm working? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
6061 Now let's see how brave you are. I'm gonna pull just one of these stones out at a time. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6062 Just wait until I tell Pythagoras about this!” 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
6063 You're always 13 steps ahead of me 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
6064 What about the rock between your ears? 1.1818 0.04019 77 64 13 0
6065 So, what's your angle, Isosceles? Edward Miller, Worthington, Ohio 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
6066 Ok, you've invented the 10-m platform. What about the pool? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
6067 I'm calling it boulder-henge. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
6068 That's right, I'm building a stairway to Heaven. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
6069 Tetronimo, no! It's clearly time to recalibrate perception. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
6070 And why would I want a stairway to heaven? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6071 You're guy lost. The wall project is over. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
6072 Really? An 'exercise hike?' 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
6073 And they pay HOW much? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
6074 Yep. It’s lonely up here. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
6075 Not even up there you'll be on a higher level than me, Bob 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
6076 Our relationship is off to a very rocky start. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
6077 All it takes is one rock 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
6078 better stay up there honey,now that i know who you are dreaming of building castles with 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
6079 Social Distancing Is Born 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
6080 That’s your rock solid alibi? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
6081 Not what I meant by 'wanna get high on stoner stuff' 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6082 Waiting for the sea to rise, heh ? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
6083 I’m trying to figure what the deal is with this big sign up here 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
6084 Please tell me you didnt just invent conceptual art 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
6085 Are we sure the guy who sold you this is on the up-and-up? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6086 Well that escalated Paleolithically 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6087 Ugh, I hate high rises! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
6088 Called corporate ladder. Bring money stone, intern. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
6089 It's boulder than I expected it to be! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
6090 It had a 5 star rating on Airbnb 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
6091 Don’t move — it’s perfectly balanced 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
6092 How can where I am be nowhere? 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
6093 My therapist told me I should take up rock climbing. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
6094 I'm going to find the bad giraffe so you can punch him in the face. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
6095 I knew the Druids and you're no Druid! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
6096 This dinosaur needs more fiber. 1.1809 0.04132 94 80 12 2
6097 I’m a rich man, so I have one staircase “leading nowhere, just for show.” 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
6098 Its the world's first high rise "rockdo". 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
6099 It's the Hypotenuse Look Out 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
6100 See, I am not wasting my time learning a new skill. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
6101 I see more rocks over there! 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
6102 You’re on the road to nowhere. 1.1809 0.03991 94 79 14 1
6103 I see you're taking the long view in real estate investment. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
6104 *caveman noises* 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
6105 Is that your idea of a stairway to paradise? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
6106 And we'll call this one a walk-up. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
6107 You knew I was into classic rock when you met me. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
6108 I thought it was a stairway to heaven! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
6109 I'm calling it my bridge to no where, Sarah. I can even see Russia from here. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
6110 The first meeting of the Stonewall Democratic Club will now come to order. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
6111 There you see, the hypothenuse squared is equal to the sum of the cathetis squared! 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
6112 You need to stop chasing highs, Fred. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
6113 It's a diving platform. I'm just not sure what for. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
6114 I can see clearly now ! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
6115 Interesting interpretation of your twelve step program 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
6116 Jerry, what do you mean you met an ancient alien? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
6117 "I think the front door should go here. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
6118 Get it?! "Rocky Mountain High"... Oh come on, its sooo obvious! Forget it, let's play something else! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
6119 I see you really one upped me. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
6120 Given what happened with the Bisonator, I'm keeping my distance. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
6121 The neighbors will say that we are still living in the stone age. 1.1807 0.03888 83 69 14 0
6122 Stay there while I play Jenga. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
6123 It’s called an escalator and mark my words, it will be used by a future leader of our nation 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
6124 What? I’m just getting my steps in! 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
6125 Are you stoned again? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
6126 I think you are before your time, Gagor. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
6127 Now we just need the building! 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
6128 Yeah, well from my ‘new perspective’ I can see up your man-dress.” 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
6129 The first step is the hardest. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
6130 Please don't remove a rock 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
6131 It's a few steps up from the cave, I suppose. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
6132 What? It's a stairway to heaven! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
6133 Much better than what they did on Salisbury Plain. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
6134 Impressive, but Grog's wheel is still better. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
6135 Now I can make my entrance! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
6136 Hurry, it’s your mother in the phone! 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
6137 Just pull yourself up by your sandal straps. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
6138 I’ve created a Rock “Stairway to Heaven”. 1.1806 0.04345 72 61 10 1
6139 It can’t compete with Stone Henge! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
6140 I'm going to the store. Need anything? more rocks? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
6141 Well,the stairs are done. Let’s start on the roof. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
6142 But as a meme, will it survive? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
6143 Really? Does my being a Feminist bother you THAT much?” Christiane292@gmail.co 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
6144 The IPO is next week 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
6145 Don't look at me like that.. You knew things were getting rocky between us 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
6146 You could've just asked for ice. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
6147 LOOK AT YOU, MANSPLAININ' FROM YOUR MANSTACK! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
6148 I'm going to count to three! One. Two.... 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
6149 Heaven knows I'm not buying that stairway. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
6150 No, I can’t see the delivery boy. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
6151 Up here there's only space for one! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
6152 Now we just need some snow. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
6153 It's the rough draft to the staircase. What do you think? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6154 Great job sweetie! It looks just like Stonehenge! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6155 Why dont you just use Twitter? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6156 And this will be where we'll make the magic happen. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
6157 I can't wait for modernity so I can tell you that your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
6158 I have an idea, but need you to climb C, measuring carefully with the square root of your feet. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
6159 Maybe you built it, but I know how to climb it 1.1800 0.03447 100 83 17 0
6160 Homo sapiens' first slide 1.1800 0.04115 100 85 13 2
6161 I'm creating a soothing rock garden, not a tower of Babel. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
6162 Come down for dinner, honey. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
6163 Jerry, I'm pretty sure this technology works for climbing down as well. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
6164 Wow, those are some high heels. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
6165 While you hunted I gathered. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
6166 If it had wheels, you could roll it into the cave. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
6167 You're waiting for a what? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
6168 And we sleep where? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
6169 I’m king of the mountain! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
6170 When the ice age gets here,we're gonna invent skiing. 1.1798 0.04247 89 76 11 2
6171 Rock-up. Walk-up. They're all overpriced. 1.1798 0.04093 89 75 13 1
6172 Diamond hands my ass, sell them NOW! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
6173 You forgot your binoculars! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
6174 Can you see the ocean from up there? 1.1798 0.03769 89 74 15 0
6175 Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
6176 Rocky Road" 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
6177 What? Roe v. Wade legalized it! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
6178 Patent’s pending. Will figure out where it goes later. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
6179 Perfect. Now let's work on the porch. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
6180 So this fits in somehow into your idea for a 'four-story walkup'? 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
6181 From here our future looks meh 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
6182 Stop calling me "the other half." 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
6183 Live on your skyscraper alone Zig, I'll be noshing back at the cave. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
6184 I don't think the view is worth the work 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
6185 Do you think you could make one to wear on your wrist? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
6186 Stairway to the stars ?_ Not. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
6187 I thought I'd be able to see the end from here. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
6188 It’s a spin-off and of the Sisyphus story... 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
6189 Could you hear me from here?? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
6190 How many times do I have to tell you that you’re NOT Rapunzel! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
6191 Because the rent is always cheaper for a walk-up. That's why. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
6192 It’s a cardio Petra Bike 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
6193 You are only ‘King of the Hill’ if you can get down without any help. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
6194 It's my tribute to Led Zeppelin. -- Leo Sacks,Cold Spring,N.Y. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
6195 I don't think this is what they meant by a 12-step program. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
6196 Are you sure you want to play Jenga? 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
6197 How about I toss it to you? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
6198 Well, you got up there, but how do you plan to get down 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
6199 High rise units are declining as an investment opportunity,how about a townhouse ? 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
6200 Okay, I see your point, now. But I still think it's the right entryway. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
6201 Honestly, it was built in a day 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
6202 I didn’t said you couldn’t but that you shouldn’t. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
6203 Dinner first Pythagoras 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
6204 Can I make you a sandwich? 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
6205 If you love me, you’ll join me. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
6206 It's a ladder. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6207 Does it have a man cave? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6208 Where do we go from there my dear? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6209 But you told me if I built a stairway to heaven, I would become a rock guru. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6210 There's a lady who's sure all the glitters is gold... 1.1791 0.03936 67 56 11 0
6211 I ve it, but can you move it a squidge to the left 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6212 I’m not a mathematician, but I can guarantee you this is NOT a love triangle. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6213 Good. Now you have a perfect view of all your mistakes. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6214 It just feels good to accomplish something. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
6215 No, these are stones, not lead. And what on earth is a zeppelin? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6216 C'mon up here and say that, bitch! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
6217 You also have to be able to sing to be a rock star. 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
6218 I wanted to see your argument from the right angle. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
6219 I get that it is 'postmodern' but we might need a cave-part. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
6220 I told you the stock was a pump and dump. 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
6221 We choose to go to the moon... 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
6222 Is that what you call getting away from the world? 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
6223 Looking into the future of engineering from up here. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
6224 I think I can get enough wifi for my zoom call up here. 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
6225 People have needs Maslow! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
6226 It's called a "slide" and it's perfect. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6227 Elias you idiot, go invent something useful, like a toaster. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6228 As a pyramid builder you you Ain't got it!! 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
6229 In the future, "The Song Remains the Same" 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
6230 Just wondering...if you move, does it simply, and quickly, return to the original pile of rocks you found this morning? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
6231 'Don't worry, the Mesozoics are going to pay for it." 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
6232 I can’t understand you from up here. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6233 Your next lesson will be to show me an equilateral triangle. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6234 No, I'm not bringing you lunch. This was all your idea anyway. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6235 Earths still flat from here! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6236 No, Harriet, I didn't have a plan. I had no idea where this would lead to. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6237 Ugh, Zeppelin, you a man ahead of his time. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
6238 I can see Canarsie from here 1.1786 0.03848 84 70 14 0
6239 A cairn made just for you. Come on up. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6240 Oh, sure. But, can you get back down ? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
6241 Stepping Stones to oblivion. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
6242 It’s a Zentangle. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
6243 Now do you want to play rock, paper, scissors? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
6244 I’d never place you on such a high pedestal. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6245 I know you're insecure about your height, but this is a bit much. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6246 I’m not coming down 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
6247 I call it "Stairway to Heaven" - piling rocks is the latest fad! 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
6248 The 'height' of evolution? When you forgot to wear underwear? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6249 Jerry, get down before a pterodactyl comes along. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
6250 Someday, this will be part of a rock song by Led Zeppelin. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
6251 To think, they call this the stone age, and I've just invented the right triangle. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6252 Ok, I understand what the stairs are for. But why do we need a second floor? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
6253 But does it meet OSHA requirements? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
6254 I take it back,Pythagorus. You are not obtuse. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
6255 Great, you finished the staircase. Now build a humongous cave around it. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6256 Me no NIMBY! Me just say building not keep neighborhood character! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
6257 What are those? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6258 The land shark is cool, but you got somewhere better. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6259 It’s gonna be okay. Little Caesars does delivery 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
6260 Nope, still don’t see anything to eat, but from this perspective all our troubles seem so insignificant 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
6261 I’m finally starting that stairway to heaven project. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
6262 When you said you were no longer at rock bottom this isn’t what I thought you meant 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
6263 This is NOT what I meant when I said our marriage was on the rocks! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6264 What? I can't hear you from all the way up here. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
6265 Go call my friend Jenga. If anyone can get me down, it'll be him. 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
6266 I respect your aspirational urges, Ned. But I like your Poo-Pourri idea better. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
6267 I’m calling it a triangle 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
6268 You'd better do some cave paintings of this or later people aren't going to remember the exercise portion of the paleo diet. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
6269 Come down when you're ready to apologize" 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
6270 I've been seeing another cave man. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6271 I hope you're planning on adding railings. (maryburns18@gmail.com) 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
6272 Stairway to where? A rock classic? You OK? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6273 I know you worked hard, but is it art? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
6274 We just have to build enough of these that future civilizations think we’re smarter than we are. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6275 If your goal was puzzled archeologists thousands of years from now, I think you’ve succeeded. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6276 Do you really think you can hypnotize me with your hypoteneuse? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
6277 You can come down here and say that to my rock face. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
6278 When I said, "Rock on!", this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6279 Honey,I can see Forever!! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
6280 Well done but where has it gotten you? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
6281 What happened to the other half? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
6282 Well, I guess form doesn't always follow function ! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6283 This was meant to be Stonehenge! Look what you’ve done Bill!! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6284 The view is great but I was hoping for a balcony too. You think they’d lower the price? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
6285 What? It’s called Social distancing! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6286 THEY SAY IF YOU REALLY WANT SOMETHING DONE . . . . JUST ASK A WOMAN!" . . . 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6287 There’s no elevator to success Larry, you have to take the stairs! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
6288 Hey babe, can you put "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus on the queue? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
6289 I mean... yeah I regret it, but isn’t it also kinda cool? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
6290 Your flight is delayed 500,000 years. 1.1778 0.03732 90 75 15 0
6291 You call those stairs? Wait til you travel out West. 1.1778 0.04204 90 79 8 3
6292 Screw the view--where's the rest of it? 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
6293 I said I wanted a BABY, not a Babel. 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
6294 just you wait and see, it will be everywhere, it will say, see rock city. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
6295 How are we going to cuddle now? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
6296 Looks flat to me” Minutes from the first flat earth committee meetin 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
6297 House of Cards 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
6298 Oh No!! I dropped my Y stick agin!!! 1.1778 0.03732 90 77 12 1
6299 if only you could film me coming down, then it would be worth it. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
6300 Don't Ralph. We haven't invented life insurance yet 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
6301 Darn contractor! Where's the rest of the house? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
6302 You can’t just make your own stairway to heaven Phil! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
6303 Are you sure the future generations won't credit it to the aliens? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6304 I hope you're proud of yourself 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
6305 Your buddy, Robert Plant, called. Do you have any song ideas? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
6306 You're right. You don't look so fat. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
6307 After looking at the data, I'm worried about a down quarter. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
6308 I know you’re upset, Honey, but you need to step back and see the bigger picture. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
6309 Stairway to heaven, my tuchas 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
6310 If you can make it up here,I'll marry you. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
6311 If you were a rich man? ...I married a Neanderthal. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
6312 Have you seen Barney and Betty's place recently?! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
6313 You can't leave it alone. You have to take every argument to the next level. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
6314 But sweeeetie...c’mon! I just three more sides to go!!! 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
6315 I call it a rock wall. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
6316 You plan to franchise these as a physical fitness sport? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
6317 Climbing the corporate ladder already? You're several millennia too early. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
6318 Very Impressive. Now what did you get for dinner? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
6319 So this is your 2-D version of the Pyramids? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
6320 Conceptually, its all Pythagorean, but with a nod to rustic authenticity. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
6321 It’s the only way out. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
6322 I know it’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll but how long are we talking ?? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
6323 You can call me preacher. Call me son! CAAALLL MEEE! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
6324 Whoof! Who needs a gym? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
6325 Just a stone away 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
6326 No, I’m not coming down until you say I won the election. 1.1772 0.05018 79 69 7 3
6327 Your stairway to heaven isn’t going to work out any better than the Tower of Babel did, dear. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
6328 I know the pandemic is testing your patience, but I don't think that's how a cairn works. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
6329 Although the staircase was invented shortly after the wheel in 3000 BC, it would be several centuries before its contribution to the progress of mankind was fully appreciated 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
6330 I call this game Jenga. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
6331 Great job, but i guess we'll need to be having dinner with Brouja and Zakk again tonight. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
6332 For the last time, I'm not buying your stairway to heaven. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
6333 Stonehedge it isn't!! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
6334 The view from here is totally different, even though I'm just a stone's throw away! 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
6335 Grog! Another useless invention? It'll never catch on! 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
6336 You call that evolutionary steps? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6337 Stairway to Heaven" my ass! Call it "Yardhenge" and be done with it 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
6338 I told you to leave my pet rocks alone! 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
6339 I call it rock and roll! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
6340 Could you have at least built an elevator. A stairway to heaven is so old school. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6341 Pythagorean Theorem 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
6342 Space program still have long way to go. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6343 OK, you did the gathering, I'll go hunt for supper. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6344 Seems superfluous since you have an actual man cave. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6345 I’m better than you. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
6346 Oh great, now I’ll have to build one to get you down. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6347 So you’ve finally gotten around to making this “henge” you’ve been on about? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6348 I call it 'A'. It's a linguistic concept... 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6349 This will never get approval from the Building Department! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6350 So you're telling me that it's actually safer up there, Maslow? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
6351 I'm staring at you, Mr Punster. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6352 Its time for you to get off you're high rock! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6353 Looking Good 1.1765 0.03988 85 72 12 1
6354 It's our sabre-toothed tiger lookout post. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
6355 No, I don't want to climb up on the rocks to see the tree. I can see it from here. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6356 I told you, you can’t repair a glass ceiling. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
6357 Sure, it looks great. But how do you get down? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6358 Check it out, you can see more rocks from up here! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6359 Cairn you see anything interesting from up there? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6360 Getting high? Or self-actualizing? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
6361 Couldn't you have built it nearer to our cave, so we could've cleaned out the bats? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6362 I'm on a stairway to Paradise -- with a new step every day. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6363 I’m high.” (Stoners of a certain age. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6364 I am the rock queen, don't even think about trying to climb me 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6365 Yes, honey, that’s a very nice stairway, but are you really any closer to heaven? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6366 I'm working on an electric version that moves by itself. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6367 If you come down will they stay up ? 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
6368 I don’t know, Fred. As much as you enjoy looking down on folks, it always seems a bit precarious. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6369 Hold on, let me turn on Strava. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
6370 High-stakes Jenga was your idea! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
6371 "I don't mind the walk up, but do you have anything with walls? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6372 Of course I’ll add a handrail. Just as soon as I discover iron. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6373 I call it Stairway To Heaven, it's rock. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
6374 I thought should be better. No one will care Grog invented Stairway to Heaven. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6375 Thag, you can wait for Godot after you’ve done your hunting and gathering! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
6376 Fred, this is obvious stonewalling behaviour 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
6377 No I told you - Stairway to Heaven is a rock song... 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
6378 You used up all the rocks on your stairway, George! How am I supposed to get to heaven now? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6379 Now you can get there from here. So what? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6380 No Harper, I was not taking your comment about getting a new perspective literally—I just needed to get away from your criticism! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
6381 we have to get off this planet anyway 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
6382 So, where are these etchings you were telling me about? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
6383 You've got a ways to go before that thing gets to Heaven... 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
6384 I feel like something's missing. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
6385 My mom warned me not to marry a rock star. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
6386 I got up here and there was nowhere to go. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
6387 You see, I have climbed the steps. I am your superior. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
6388 It may be a pile of rocks to you, but to me it's my art. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
6389 'What's all that babel about?' 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
6390 Can you see Claire Trevor yet? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
6391 Prehistoric glass ceiling: Gladys was not a climber and Harry was boulder than most. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
6392 Because it's there, that's why> 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
6393 So I sing, 'Almost Heaven', then you sing, 'West Virginia' ... 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
6394 "I think a wheel would be more useful than a staircase. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
6395 It's a walk-up, we'll save money. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
6396 I’d be more impressed if you can make it circulate endlessly. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
6397 I know everyone in Egypt is doing it, but we really can't afford to waste good stoning rocks like that. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
6398 it's called design, look it up. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
6399 On second thought I’ll take the elevator... 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
6400 Wrong. The rocks I had in mind were in shape of diamonds that fit on my finger! 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
6401 How go we get these to a place called Stone Henge? 1.1757 0.04852 74 64 8 2
6402 How does it feel, to be on your own, with no direction home, like a complete unknown? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
6403 From here you can certainly confirm that the world is flat. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6404 I said I was sorry... 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6405 Who's Mr. DeMille, and what's a 'close-up'? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
6406 Yes, they both have open grasslands, but the steppes are in Eurasia, and we're evolving in Africa. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6407 What goes up must... hmm... good luck figuring out what happens next! 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
6408 Compare yourself to others is just like standing on a rock. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
6409 It's Reiki if I say it is. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6410 Let’s name the baby Sisyphus. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6411 It's a staircase. So you can come up and look at my etchings. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
6412 Now what, Pythagoras? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6413 I dare you to move one more. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6414 Man has built a mountain. I am as a god. Now, I can't figure out how to get down . . . 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
6415 Did you order a cement mixer? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6416 Why didn't you tell me you can't read cave drawings? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6417 I think it’s time to rebrand! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6418 Okay. "You Rock!" 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6419 I have climbed up and I can’ t get down. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
6420 Let’s rock n’ roll! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6421 Did you really have to go to that height to illustrate exponential growth? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
6422 „Are you saying your requirements changed again? - Guess we have to rebuild it then.“ 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
6423 Who’s the bigger person now? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
6424 I meant you should figuratively take the high road 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
6425 Harry, is this too socially distant? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
6426 If you don't come down here now, they might this age after you! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
6427 It'll never fit in the cave, Led 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
6428 You haven't fit into half of these since college 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
6429 The children and I haven't eaten for 3 days! This is what you have been doing? 1.1753 0.03880 97 82 14 1
6430 I made it all the way up. Now, how do I get down? 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
6431 Who needs a triangle? You want coffee, go invent fire! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
6432 I don't get it. What's the story here? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6433 I said to get off the rocks, not go higher so you could get your rocks off! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
6434 Life’s easy when you’re on top. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6435 He who hesitates is lost, but look before you leap. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6436 They told us to break down our walls, not build them! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
6437 Good Enough. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6438 I don't care if it's the nicest stairway to heaven you could find. I'm not buying it. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6439 It's either this or my man cave. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
6440 You gotta be kitten me 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6441 Social distance please! 1.1750 0.05839 80 71 4 5
6442 I just piled up these white rocks in a clever way to confound future generations. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
6443 Come down from there, you're starting to babble. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
6444 I'm flattered to hear I rock your world, but also can hear a mammoth coming. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
6445 You aren't better than me no matter how many rocks you pile up. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
6446 This could be the start of something big. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
6447 You invented the up staircase! Now, how do you get down? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
6448 Ralph that’s not a pyramid it’s a right angle triangle. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
6449 What a pile of chert. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6450 Stop stairing at me ! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
6451 I think I've invented a pyramid or is it a ziggurat? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6452 Do you think I'm high enough to be worshipped? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
6453 Rock climbing again? 1.1750 0.04275 80 68 11 1
6454 I think you have just introduced us to the Stone Age! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
6455 I saw it on Pinterest 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6456 I feel like things are a little rocky between us lately. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6457 can you put your mask on before you come down? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6458 Can you see them? Yup, hiding behind the hipo Let me see, come down 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6459 You are right! The Earth is not flat. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6460 If you're willing to change your perspective, it'll open your eyes to much more 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6461 They kicked me off because I wouldn't wear a mask! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
6462 Are you sure you don't need the cave paintings? 1.1748 0.03760 103 85 18 0
6463 Do you think your meteor and flood insurance package could cover this? Or is it too big? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6464 Okay, you're right, I get it. 'Stairway to Heaven' is always the last song." 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6465 it’s incredible the lengths someone would go to avoid virtual couples therapy. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6466 Mother, you are the necessity of my invention. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
6467 So that's what you did with the rocks in your head? 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
6468 Lookout? I said 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
6469 What's "Heaven"? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
6470 I just invented the scalene right triangle. I call it 90's rock. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
6471 Stairway to where...? It's not literally ROCK music. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
6472 ‘Ladder’ I like, but the prototype could do with some fine-tuning. 1.1744 0.04116 86 73 12 1
6473 That is not exactly what I had in mind when I suggested you try climbing the corporate ladder. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
6474 Really, honey, I don't see anyone with covid. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
6475 That’s great, dear. In 5,000 years everyone will wonder how you did it! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
6476 Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of stairway to heaven! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
6477 I care more about our cave door than your stupid hypotenuse theory. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
6478 Okay, you now can see a long way, so what?" 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
6479 How many more stones for a stairway to heaven? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
6480 Don't you know that the Q-Saurus doesn't run on weekends? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
6481 ‘Stonestares’ 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
6482 Thog, I told you it lonely at top. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
6483 I had a dream; I keep hoping the rest will come back to me. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
6484 I don't think that's a Stairway To Heaven. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
6485 CALL THE GUYS TO SEE WHAT I BUILT 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
6486 Gravity is not invented yet, but it will die you when you find out what it is. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6487 Will Stairs 2.0 be compatible with Wheel 1.0? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
6488 Why do you always have to take these arguments on a whole other level. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
6489 Jenga will stop when you invent something useful. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6490 You never listen! I asked you to invent the wheel, not the stairs! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6491 Excuse me, do you have the time? 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
6492 You know standing up there won't make it any bigger 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6493 It's a bit of a fixer upper, it could use a second story bath. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6494 Oh yeah? Watch me not fall! 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
6495 JUST TRYING TO GET MY ROCKS OFF! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6496 See? The Neanderthal Space Program isn't a waste of tax dollars!" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6497 Now, just reverse your steps! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
6498 This isn't what I meant by "moving up in the world" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6499 Again, but louder! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
6500 „Well, it was ‚my mother eye to eye‘ and not ‚mammoth‘, Derek“ 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6501 The last thing we need is Neanderthal thinking” -Joe. However, aren’t we all Sapiens 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
6502 This is how escalators will work in the future. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
6503 See Betty, it’s all about making an entrance 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
6504 Yabba Dabba Doo 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6505 And this is where the last mammoth will go 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6506 One day, in the far future, they’ll write a song about me. I’m sure of it. 1.1739 0.04596 69 59 9 1
6507 We'll be safe from Daleks at last! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6508 Maybe you should invent the wheel first. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
6509 Can't you see more from up there? 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
6510 You say a stairway to heaven, I say just take one more step back. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
6511 So you invented ‘STARES’.., who needs stares? I can look at my idiot husband from here. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
6512 It's the best use yet I've seen for all those My Pillows. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
6513 You have taken social distancing a bit too far, I think. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6514 The Tower of Babel is complete! Can you understand me now? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6515 Who in their right mind builds the stairs of a house first? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6516 I'm thinking of calling it "Jenga." 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6517 Frank, you Mom's gone. Come down your pedestal and take out the garbage. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6518 If you think I'm coming up there when you get hungry, I'm not. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
6519 Me Am Pei! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6520 So, is that the stairway to heaven? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6521 You are not rock climbing--you are dare deviling. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6522 Ground control to Apollo 1, do you read? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
6523 Granite is so passe'. Now everybody is doing quartz. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6524 Is our marriage on the rocks? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6525 Golden parachute? What's a golden parachute? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6526 Step down and stand by. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6527 Now you finally made it up there, is the view really worth it 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
6528 I have been breaking my back to get this high. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6529 I am not a neanderthal…I am what you call a republican-and no one can tell ME not to step off these rocks! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6530 I’ve told you about your stonewalling. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6531 If you think I'm bringing the rest up to you, you're stonehenged. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
6532 So what if it doesn’t make the Seven Wonders list? For a guy who just evolved opposable thumbs, I don’t think I did half bad. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6533 « Just watch your step hunny » 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
6534 It would be so cool if there was a way to roll something down this 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6535 Turns out, the stairway to heaven only has 12 steps. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6536 And up here will be the master bedroom. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6537 Ok, Jeffrey, so you imvented the staircase. Now who's gonna scrub those steps? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
6538 Okay. Pam, I’m coming down to get my present. -Michael 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
6539 If you can’t see where this may be leading, you’re simply not right for me. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6540 Get down from that skyscraper 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
6541 'Looks great honey but i think it needs to move a little to the left." 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6542 It’s at least 6 feet in one direction! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6543 okay, Mario, go get your princess! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6544 - "What's your angle, and if you say right angle I'll tell you you've got rocks in your head" 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
6545 I’m calling it a ‘wrecktrangle’... whaddya think? 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
6546 Getting stoned got me high. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
6547 So much for the hunting. Now how about doing some gathering? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6548 Your stair-way to heaven leaves something to be desired. 1.1728 0.04578 81 70 9 2
6549 I don’t care how high you build the dumb wall, you still didn’t win and standing up there doesn’t make you the king! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
6550 Are you challenging me to a game of Jinga? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
6551 Would you hand me that last little stone? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
6552 I don't think that they meant a literal stairway to heaven 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6553 You've got some kinda stones to try that line on me, Horatio. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
6554 You couldn't have invented a deck first? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6555 You expected maybe an elevator? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
6556 We choose to go to the Moon, we choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
6557 Bad news: they want the Q3 projections too. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6558 The view from the top really is better. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6559 II still don't know why we need a vacation house 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6560 Mexico called, they said they're not paying for the wall. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
6561 Are you trying to invent stairs? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6562 That proves it - it's flat. 1.1728 0.03639 81 68 13 0
6563 Shouldn't there be something wildly incongruous up there with you? Like, a piano or an old-timey phone booth or some crap like that? Just sayin'. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
6564 Yes, I'm impressed. But where do you go from here? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
6565 More and more rocks. Now, according to the memory method, imagine these rocks turning into a robot and you’ll never forget that the capital of Morocco is Rabat. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
6566 What sort of neanderthal thinking lead you to do this? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
6567 All I said was let's get civilized. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
6568 That looks ok Frank, but I wonder how it would look over by that tree? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6569 But this is how Jill learned French over in Babel! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6570 I’ve climbed stairs made of rocks and am standing on a shaky foundation. This is likely the end for me, John Q. Caveman 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
6571 I think it’s called “a loft” 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6572 What are you trying to do? Get closer to God? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
6573 « It will take the time it takes, but we will eventually reach the moon» 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6574 I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock and make it look like architectonics , 10000 years from now on! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6575 And you saying I should put YOU on a pedestal? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6576 You're just Babeling 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
6577 Maybe so, but except for the lack of snow and skis ... 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6578 Philadelphia 25,000BC: "I call them... Rocky Steps" 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
6579 Good thing you're up there, we're out of manna. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
6580 That's one sorry excuse for a man cave. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6581 Really!!! You're going to play hard to get again!!! 1.1724 0.04389 87 75 10 2
6582 Our engagement is off! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6583 You’re about to hit rock bottom. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6584 Did the aliens help you build that? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6585 You're supposed to hunt and gather food! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6586 Just imagine the grand reveals for prom 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6587 This will be great when we figure out how to build a two story house! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
6588 first Rock Concert 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
6589 My dear, I have invented the hypotenuse of a right triangle 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
6590 You’re on to something here. Just add some more rocks to give it dimension and a lot more rocks to make it taller.” 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6591 Warning stickers won't make a damn bit of difference. Lawyers. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
6592 I am a rock star! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6593 Thinking of calling it 'Stairway to Heaven.' It fits the rock genre. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
6594 I'm ready. Throw me the next rock. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6595 Be careful-the speed control for going down still needs fine tuning. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6596 Nope, sorry...I still don’t get these public art sculptures. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
6597 It’s OK, that ‘kitty’ is gone, you can come down now 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
6598 Never mind, I missed my flight. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6599 Honey, it's "those who live in glass houses." 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6600 What’s it called? A Peloton? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
6601 A stairway to "Human." 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
6602 no, don't do it! 1.1724 0.03731 87 73 14 0
6603 no one will take you seriously, Maslow ... 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
6604 How can I build the house first when the stairs take you to the house? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6605 When they invent two story homes, I’m all over it. 1.1720 0.03935 93 79 13 1
6606 Okay, for safety I'll add 3 more sides. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
6607 Well, if they can build to nowhere . . . 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
6608 And thus man ascended out of the stone age… 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
6609 Dad,you really need to figure out how to get down. We have a dinner reservation at 6 and mom is already dressed and ready to go. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
6610 Sadly, it is not the stairway to heaven. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
6611 Now that I am here, I'm still the same. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
6612 How’d you get that far?” “I didn’t stop walking. 1.1720 0.04221 93 80 11 2
6613 Give it up! You are stuck with me. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
6614 I think it'll be safer! Bears hate stairs! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
6615 They did this on Ancient Aliens. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6616 I had a dream about some Wright brothers... 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6617 Well, I heard a bustle in my hedgerow... 1.1719 0.03893 64 54 10 0
6618 Come on up. The view's fantastic! 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
6619 I just cooked all your favorites (same as every blessed day) for lunch. Now, let me see you leap up and down with pleasure! 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
6620 Whatever people say about the leaks and wind, the views from 432 Stone Avenue are really something! 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
6621 These are the last three. Now what? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6622 That's a rather rocky stairway to Heaven, don't you think? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6623 Nope. It would look better next to our tree.” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1714 0.04055 70 59 11 0
6624 When I get to the bottom, I plan to announce my candidacy for president. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6625 This could be the beginning of a good idea ...... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6626 If you loved me you’d know a+b = c2 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6627 Overcompensating. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6628 I'm sure the view is nice, but the neighbors are troglodytes. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6629 So, where is this new "wheel" supposed to take you? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6630 Now let's see if you've improved your form on the Descent of Man challenge. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6631 What did you expect. Stonehenge? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6632 'No you may not borrow just one rock!' 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6633 Ozymandius you are not! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6634 You should have thought of that before you built steps that only go up. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6635 Ok smart guy, now make it ADA compliant. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
6636 Jimmy Scotch get off those You know i love you when you are neat. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6637 I tell you, it's flat! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6638 When I said you should do the 12 steps to get control of your drinking, I didn't mean... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6639 Now what's on the horizon?? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
6640 Just what do you think this is leading to,Thorg? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6641 I call it the StepMaster -10,000 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
6642 A hunter gatherer is in my DNA. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
6643 What the hell does ‘ADA compliant’ mean? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6644 Marriage is a balancing act. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
6645 I see you spent all day gathering stones again. But what about dinner? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6646 Journey to the stars, Rock'n Roll guitars.... I like to ROCK 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6647 I know, I thought I was really going somewhere. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6648 Now who's the man? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6649 If in doubt, descent is always the best decision. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6650 Must’ve been the aliens. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6651 So you really thought I could afford to buy a stairway to heaven? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6652 This will make a great story." 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6653 This time we should leave all stones unturned. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6654 I call them uppity ups. What, why are you staring at me like that. Oh, I just thought of a better name! 1.1711 0.04348 76 65 10 1
6655 I’ve had it up to here with you Karen! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
6656 I don't know. I thought I'd have it figured out by now. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
6657 I think I left my wallet in the fitting room. Could you go check? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
6658 You are not above me anymore 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6659 I still say you’ll never amount to anything. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6660 I see your hobby has really grown beyond the mildly interested level. 1.1711 0.04348 76 65 10 1
6661 Before you get smug, remember it's the journey, not the destination. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
6662 I built it originally to speak to God. Now I rent it out for virgin sacrifice rituals and gender reveal parties. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
6663 Okay, you win. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
6664 MASTER of my domain!!!! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
6665 I don't know how to get back down. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
6666 Hello down there! I’m Cro-Magnon. What are you? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
6667 Plant, Page...you know they'd tell you its just a song. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
6668 It’s not easy being a rock star. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
6669 I understand you are building a staircase to paradise but you are no Gene Kelly. Get down before you break your neck! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
6670 I think stairs is a fine name, but I can't help thinking you're forgetting something! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
6671 Steps" are nice, but can't you ever invent something useful 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
6672 Okay Slinky, show us what you got. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
6673 ...To be on your own/ Like a complete unknown.. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
6674 It’s not the biggest unit, but the view is top notch. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
6675 - "I think you may be right. We might be able to have that two-story cave you've always dreamed of." 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
6676 'No, you..' 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
6677 And here I am making such a box that if you press the button, you will go up without even moving. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
6678 Does this look like six feet to you? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
6679 What are you doing up there building the pyramid? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
6680 When you’re done playing with your stones, Alex needs a diaper change. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
6681 I agree this would be a good way to get to the second floor - if we had a first floor!... 1.1707 0.03804 82 69 13 0
6682 Nice wall, Vraga, but who’s gonna pay for the rest?” 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
6683 It's nice, but I thought we didn't want a walk-up this time? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
6684 You cannot climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pocket! 1.1705 0.04190 88 76 10 2
6685 Our relationship is far too rocky. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
6686 Step my foot. Am I suppose to worship you now? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
6687 The advent of social distancing 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
6688 Now who’s a dirty wee rascal? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
6689 So you're announcing your candidacy for president? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
6690 Come down, Ponzi. This is not the pyramid scheme I want to tell you about. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
6691 Hey Led, are you trying to make a stairway to heaven? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
6692 How goes the 12-step program? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
6693 Well ONE of us is going to have to change! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
6694 Next time leave the gathering to me. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
6695 If that's what you call the stairway to heaven, I'm not buying it. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
6696 I call it the Stairmaster. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
6697 So it’s a triangle. So what is the big deal? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
6698 To heaven, of course. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
6699 It’s my new 12-step program and I already feel better 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
6700 Come home! I cooked your Brontosaurus steak just the way you like it. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
6701 Stairway to George! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
6702 What did I come upstairs for again? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
6703 Well now you're going to have to build an elevator." 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
6704 You're off to a rocky start, so what's next? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
6705 And why would I buy that? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
6706 Okay Mr. Bigshot I-just-invented-social-distancing, get down from there and finish inventing fire. I've got steaks to cook 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
6707 It may glitter lady, but it’s not for sale. 1.1705 0.04343 88 76 10 2
6708 It's not exactly what I envisioned you said you were building the 'Great Wall'. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
6709 Catch me if you can! 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
6710 It’s called paleo-ton and it’s all the new rave 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
6711 Ha. I am bigger than you,any way 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
6712 Can you grab the ladder please. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
6713 Hey, I can see my hut from here 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
6714 Finally, you can sing "Climb Every Mountain" 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
6715 No hon, I said 'stairway to heaven,' not 'Evan'! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
6716 Sisyphus, this has become an obsession. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
6717 As your PR rep, I'm going to strongly advise we fluff this story up a bit, Sisyphus. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
6718 Come on down, hun. Our door dash delivery’s here. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
6719 Hey! I have to stay my six feet somehow. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
6720 Honey, listen — a little Ingenuity can go a long way.. but it's going to take Perseverance to reach that red planet. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
6721 And, then... 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
6722 Heavy steps to no where 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
6723 It won't do, Isosceles. It's crying out for symmetry. 1.1700 0.04277 100 87 10 3
6724 Don’t worry, the rocks will trickle down 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
6725 I'm not saying the wheel won't change the course of human history. All I'm saying is, right now, I wish you'd invented underwear first. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6726 So. Just what is the nature of this dance you propose called 'Fred and Ginger'? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6727 For heaven's sake, we're not in the Stone Age any more! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6728 I told you, I can see things you can’t! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6729 You call that a two bedroom? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6730 This is not a futile Paleolithic exercise - Someday a rock band will see this and it will be the inspiration for a song about a stairway to heaven 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6731 Up or Dow? You be the judge ! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6732 How’s the view? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6733 Whatever you do,please don’t start singing Stairway to Heaven. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6734 Rocky Mountain high it ain’t 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6735 I'm thinking of calling it "Heaven." 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6736 “It’s still not a pyramid . 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6737 But Honey, u said one stone at a time 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6738 Nice, Sylvester. So you can climb steps. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6739 Can't get down. Only make up stairs. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6740 Dear, Ponzi couldn't have done it better 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
6741 Stoned again! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6742 You’re out of luck. They haven’t invented ladders yet. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6743 It's going to be an escalator. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6744 I should’ve guessed when your bio said 6’1” . . . 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6745 Come on up, the air is cooler up here! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6746 It looks just as bigly from here. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6747 ALL HAIL ME, STAIR-MASTER! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6748 I don't know what a hypotenuse is, but I know it's not going to get dinner on the table. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6749 Yes, you can call it ‘Dorf’s Invention’ if you like. Now you better come down 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6750 This should pull in all the channels no problem. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6751 While I appreciate the open floor plan concept, I would miss the coziness of our cave. Let’s keep looking. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
6752 Me Pythagorsaraus-Rex! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6753 This is a stepping stone to my next career as the rolling highness. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6754 I’m not sure which is worse: a glass ceiling or a rock floor? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6755 You know, I'm pretty sure Pythagoras made an equation for this kind of thing. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6756 “superstructure” 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6757 Well! Have you found heaven? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6758 Ok, I think I get it. But what’s a “second story?” 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6759 Pterodactyl watcher. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
6760 So you wanted to play Jenga? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6761 I do not know why ! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6762 Go ahead! Play jenga with your life! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6763 I call it a high-rise. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6764 It’s all about the moss, 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6765 The stone age ninja warrier 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6766 But we don't have a second floor. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6767 It's six feet, not six floors. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6768 They call it, "Living in a high rise." 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6769 Ok, so which boulder do I want to remove first? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6770 You've rocked your way to the top,now what? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6771 If it looked like the kitchen I asked for, then we would be getting somewhere. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6772 Now I just have to invent the glass Ceiling for you. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
6773 I just can’t wait to be King 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6774 Alas, after throwing stones all of his life, he no longer had a place to hide 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6775 It’s $7.25/hour but should be raising next year. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6776 And they said construction on the new Berlin airport got off to a rocky start! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6777 In 100,000 years, my “escalator” won’t be such a Neanderthal idea, now will it? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6778 Ta-da! I'm a giraffe! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6779 Where's the other half? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
6780 You are indeed a wiseman, bulding your house upon some rocks" 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
6781 Are you planning to perform a back flip 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
6782 I think I will call it, "Rock On". 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
6783 OK. Ramp done. Now, work on wheel. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6784 Now do you understand: A squared plus B squared equals C squared? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6785 Now do you believe me? The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides." 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
6786 I think you’re off to a rocky start. 1.1687 0.03563 83 70 13 0
6787 School of hard rocks? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6788 Nah nah nah nah nah nah...you can’t catch me! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6789 It's a long way to the top from rock bottom. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
6790 I read about this guy named Hearst. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6791 are you coming or not? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
6792 I don’t think this is what Led Zeppelin was talking about Grug. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
6793 Wilbur, Orville just called. He has another idea. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6794 Martha, I've thought it over and wonder, do you really think I am at the top of the heap? I have my doubts. 1.1687 0.03954 83 71 11 1
6795 That's not what I meant when I told you to get over the mask mandate. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
6796 I'm telling you man,2021 B.C. is going to be a whole new year! It's only up from here! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6797 Scotch, please. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
6798 I love your stony stair!! 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
6799 Anthropologists are going to be pretty impressed 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6800 You are off to a rocky start. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
6801 We can 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6802 I feel this is one small step for man and one giant leap for mankind! 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
6803 You misheard - it's 'erectus,' not 'erectest.' 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6804 Are you sure all that glitters is gold and you’re buying a stairway to heaven. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6805 Personally, I need a high level of physical fitness in order to feel at ease. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6806 Once we get there we can ask him why he left us here in the first place 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6807 Now that you're up there, can you see the end of the pandemic from there? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6808 Did you build this”? “No, it was the aliens” 1.1687 0.03763 83 70 13 0
6809 « Would you call my construction brutalist of cubist? » 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6810 It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll! 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
6811 I told you NOT to smoke up, Phil. You’re stoned! 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
6812 We’re getting a divorce. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6813 Name that tune! 1.1685 0.04299 89 77 10 2
6814 It's fairly unimpressive. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
6815 ...but I CAN'T 'count to three.' 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
6816 So? I can do geometry with a stick and some dirt. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
6817 This is the highest I've ever been. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
6818 It's not Mt. Everest but it'll do. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
6819 I said I don’t care, that still does not make you king of the hill! 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
6820 Now is not the time to throw stones. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
6821 I'm calling it a flying buttress. Not sure what it's for yet. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
6822 Do you want railing? 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
6823 You’re the one who told me to spice things up and take it to a whole nutha level Madge! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
6824 That's OK, the evolutionary ladder is full of dead ends. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
6825 I'm trying to get it to the point where it looks like aliens did it. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
6826 It's called deconstructed, Helen! 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
6827 That ‘s a historic rise 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
6828 And at the 12th stair, the concept of heaven was made 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
6829 I can’t deal with Roger bragging about discovering fire anymore. This is better than fire, right honey? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
6830 This is definitely better than wearing a mask 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
6831 Ooh aah DON'T CLIMB THE ROCKS! ooh a-ah 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
6832 You won't get away from so easily. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
6833 I want to call it the Tower of Rubble....but I've got a bad feeling. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
6834 Let me mansplain it to you. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
6835 Well, it's certsianly a staieway to something. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
6836 Jim’s gonna be here any minute. Were taking his new slinky out for a spin. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
6837 With this Wright angle, I'm sure they will finally call you the new rock stair architect in AD. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
6838 There has to be a way out of this hell! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
6839 Wow that’s a lot of rocks! 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
6840 Are you coming... 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
6841 First off, you need to wait until I die, and second, I envisioned something a little more in the order of a true pyramid. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
6842 Do we really need to prove the Pythagorean theorem so precisely? 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
6843 I just wanted some privacy when I'm taking a shit 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
6844 No, I don't want to watch the game. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
6845 I think you’re on to something with this 12 steps thing. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
6846 now build airplanes and airports, dear” 1.1683 0.03467 101 85 16 0
6847 If you'd invented government first I think you'd have a shot at some very lucrative contracts. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6848 Next, let's check out a doorman building. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
6849 I'm not much on that new-fangled Lego 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
6850 Is that my rock on bottom right hand corner of your tower? I'll be taking that. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6851 You're never able to finish anything. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6852 We’ll put the Goombas here 1.1667 0.03911 84 72 11 1
6853 Looking back, that wheel was a breeze. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6854 Why don't we just try to make it nicer right here? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6855 I think I just invented stairs!" "I KNOW I just invented pants. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6856 You'll have to wait a quite a few millennia before you climb the corporate ladder. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6857 The roof has been leaking for 2 years but you have plenty of time to build a man cave 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6858 I thought you were going to invent something that would make our lives easier! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6859 Very nice entrance, honey. Sleep and cooking areas? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
6860 How would you like to join the “mile high club?” 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6861 Now that I"m here, I forgot what I came for. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6862 In case you invent fire, somebody's gonna take these. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
6863 OK! That's the front staircase finished! When are you going to start on the house? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6864 Why give us so many stones if He didn't want us to throw them? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
6865 Yes, useless! 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6866 I'm penning a new bon mot..."what goes up, must come down" 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
6867 Archaeologists discover the Oedipal symbol is much older than previously thought. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6868 I realize your confident this can be the latest trend in downward movement but I still don't think taking away the bottom rocks is a good idea 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
6869 This motherfucker... 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
6870 Yeah, but you ain't no heaven. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6871 There's still a few left for the rest of you. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
6872 Stacking stones has gotten me out of the cave. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6873 Why don't you hunt, and I'll gather. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6874 You don’t even BELIEVE in heaven but your building a staircase? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6875 Groog, while you're up there, could you bring down the laundry? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6876 Now you ask for clean underwear, Jedidiah? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6877 Which rock would you like me to pull out first?” Alan Mitchell, St. Louis, M 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6878 Just wait 'til it snows. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
6879 the weather is much nicer up here 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6880 Now roll your head back down to me. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
6881 This will have to do until I invent the ladder. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6882 And then what? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
6883 If you listen very hard, the tune will come to you at last... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6884 So much for your stones! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6885 I really don’t cairn; do u? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6886 It’s called :”Stairway to caveman”. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6887 a stairs prototype or killer ephemera? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6888 The last step is to come up with a name for them 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
6889 Climbing was as easy as switching to GEICO. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6890 That's a triangle, not a pyramid. I'll give you a few more centuries to get it right. 1.1667 0.03950 90 77 12 1
6891 Your dinner is on the table 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6892 that is not stacking up. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
6893 Building this was easy. The hard part is not jumping. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
6894 What's next Robert... A Spiral Jetty? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6895 I call it 'a building'. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
6896 Is this your woke way of getting stoned? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6897 I always wanted to be a rock star. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
6898 Sysiphis! What took you so long? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
6899 I'm just hoping it doesn't become down the up staircase. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6900 Does that really make you feel superior? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6901 I told you the hypotenuse is the shortest path. 1.1667 0.04423 72 62 9 1
6902 It's not acute! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
6903 This will make a great postcard for the tourists to send home! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6904 Impressive entryway, check. Can we move on to cave space planning? 1.1667 0.04091 84 72 11 1
6905 You’ve been looking for me ? 1.1667 0.04587 84 74 7 3
6906 When you weren't in your man cave, I thought I might find you here, on your man rocks. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6907 Pyramid, Scmiramid, go out kill us something to eat! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
6908 My name is Isosceles. What's yours? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
6909 Go ahead! I dare ya! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6910 I am the first to assert that "Stairway to Heaven" is a rock anthem. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
6911 Cairo called, and they've doubled the offer. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6912 It'll take even longer to invent one coming down. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6913 That one is right. 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
6914 I think the moon's a little farther up. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6915 Put them back in your head! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6916 No,Gryphon. I said Rock Star. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
6917 I left that Denisovan for this? 1.1667 0.04623 78 68 8 2
6918 Okay, we’ll call it a star it, but what’s its point? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
6919 My life coach helped me transition from a caveman to a tower man. 1.1667 0.04845 72 63 7 2
6920 Can I get my money back if I don’t like heaven?” 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6921 And hers? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6922 Pythagoras your family is looking for a square meal. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6923 I know it's a long distance,but try calling your brother. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6924 No, no - the doctor said to take the stairs, not pile them. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6925 It's a monument to Neanderthal ingenuity! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6926 We are now getting old enough to call one of those electric stair lift companies advertised on TV 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6927 Please come down, Dear, it's lonely at the bottom". 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
6928 So, even though you know they’re going to pull the permit? 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
6929 Tog invent fire. Prog invent wheel. Bernie the bonehead invent love triangle. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6930 Burdock mousse or my grinding slabs: You choose. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6931 This view beats Jack’s beanstalk by a mile. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6932 Sisyphus, what happened to embrace the rock 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
6933 I know it's the Stone Age but you're over the top. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6934 Not is a skirt, I won't. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
6935 'You'll have to get someone else to help build your new cave. I can't read the instructions' 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6936 It's a triangle, very important 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6937 Henry you are really climbing the corporate ladder~ 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6938 Drop the Rock. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6939 That’s what happens when you are at rock bottom, Jane. Everything seems impossible. Just take the first step! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
6940 I've told you a thousand times – those are for crushing, not for stacking. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
6941 Am I more attractive from this height? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6942 Yeah, but can you build it on sand? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6943 It’s six feet apart, not six feet above ground! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6944 Come down, Igor. It was one snake! 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6945 Great, another caveman taking credit for my work 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6946 I finally climbed the corporate ladder. What do I do now?" 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6947 That’s great, honey, but it’s declutter THEN organize. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
6948 Another brick in the wall. 1.1667 0.04247 78 67 10 1
6949 Come grab the moon with me 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
6950 I’m sorry to say that you are still balding from up there 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6951 I’ve had a vision it’s called a pyramid but I’m going to need some help Shag 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6952 Oh dear, I only called you a stone man because of your manners, you didn't have to be so literal. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
6953 Now that's the height of stone-age mentality! 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
6954 What’s the next step? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6955 You think I that's what makes you a man? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6956 I thought you meant music when you said about liking 'rock'. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
6957 I’m hoping to reinvent the wheel next. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
6958 Once the stone plane is finished we're out of here" 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6959 The real reason it's called the "Stone" age. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6960 I used to have a Sabertooth tiger problem...before I joined this 12 step program. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
6961 No, I prefer that one in the centre after all” 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6962 Let’s wait till it snows before passing judgement 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
6963 Its a do-it-yourself Stairway to heaven. I think, I am gonna sell this idea to ikea” 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6964 'The first step is the hardest'. Not if you use the rear escalator' 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6965 No! I am Mario, you promised! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6966 Everyone look at these. I call “stairs” 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
6967 I see you're working on another scheme 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
6968 Privileges? What's that? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6969 Any smoke signal? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
6970 Are you really going to recreate how Kathleen Peterson died? 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
6971 So now I have the extra job of selecting the carpet color! 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
6972 It’s rock. I call it ‘Stairway to Heaven.’ 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
6973 I'm securing our entry to heaven. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
6974 I think that I have carried enough stones for you. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
6975 I told you it wasn’t a pyramid scheme 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
6976 Isosceles is in right now. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
6977 And I did it without a log in sight. 1.1648 0.03911 91 78 12 1
6978 Now I just need to invent a glass ceiling. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
6979 I built that for me! 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
6980 We need to take the next steps, not make them. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
6981 But Onk, I've been saving the third stone on the right for the family room floor! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
6982 Do you think we need a third floor? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
6983 We should be boarding shortly just as soon as our Pterosaurs Airline flight lands. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
6984 I think it’s a conceptual piece. Perhaps a base for some future platform footwear. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
6985 I call this period piece Stone Age rubble 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
6986 I just invented stairs! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
6987 Look out ! It might cave in. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
6988 Honey I am very proud of your telescope, but could you make it into a calendar? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
6989 Just because you make me look up to you, doesn’t mean I am going to listen to you. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
6990 ...but you said you wanted me to play "Stairway To Heaven" 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
6991 Are you staying in, again? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
6992 I still don't see the point you're trying to make. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
6993 sometimes I guess there just aren’t enough rocks. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
6994 You promised me a kitchen... It's not a kitchen 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
6995 Can you see the edge of the earth from there? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
6996 It sounds like fun, but Jenga is more hazardous than you think 1.1647 0.04047 85 73 11 1
6997 I see you stare at my stairs Helga. I'm going to call that phenomenon a homophone. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
6998 I think you’re supposed to build the other part first. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
6999 Looks pretty rocky to me. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
7000 A new type of music? Just roll? Really? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
7001 Yes, I think it’s pretty cool too. But I don’t know what to do with it. The first thing that comes to mind is that it would be easy to do human sacrifices from up here. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
7002 Success? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
7003 This is your so-called Stairway to Heaven? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
7004 A Stairway to Heaven wouldn’t leave out 3 rocks 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
7005 O.K. So you invented stairs. Now invent something to put them in. 1.1647 0.04047 85 73 11 1
7006 It looks great but what's a henge? 1.1647 0.04537 85 75 7 3
7007 It's just a saying, 'building a mountain out of a molehill', never heard it before? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
7008 You are "high on life", literally. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
7009 Bill, this is not what I meant by climbing the social ladder. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
7010 Honey the view from here ... well!! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
7011 Admit it, you are stoned! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
7012 I guess you proved your point after all... 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
7013 Just because you built a pile of crap, doesn’t mean you’ll be on 🔝. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
7014 You need to change your perspective, not the terrain 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
7015 Yes dear, I promise I’ll be done by the Mesolithic age 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
7016 What's a "Led Zeppelin"? 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
7017 Great, now where's the Scotch? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
7018 You have to come up. It’s a stoner’s paradise” 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
7019 If you don't come down here, I'm gonna Jenga your *ss." 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
7020 Our neighbors in Stonehenge got it better. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
7021 The birth of geometry! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
7022 Stairway to Heaven" will be a BIG Hit 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
7023 OK, Mr. If-you-build-it-they-will-come, this is Mrs. Come-down-now-or-I'm-leaving-you-for-Og" 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
7024 When you said you were going to get stoned this wasn’t quite what I pictured. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
7025 Next, I'm hoping you'll invent a selfie stick. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
7026 It's anachronistic to be king of the hill. I'm just top of the heap. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
7027 You had to go and get on your soapstones, didn't you? 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
7028 Just quit now before you hit rock bottom". 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
7029 So now can you take down the stalactites? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
7030 If you were trying to invent the triangle, I'm afraid you're off to a rocky start. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
7031 So now we know you’re afraid of heights. Let’s go home. 1.1646 0.02809 79 68 11 0
7032 That's not what I meant when I said, "Everybody Must Get Stoned"! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
7033 They'll try to say it was aliens. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
7034 In this neighborhood, all I could afford was a walk-up 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
7035 Is that where the glass ceiling goes? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
7036 Yes! It's a totally level playing field! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
7037 All that so you and your pals can perform your crappy “Stairway to Heaven” cover? 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
7038 Next time I won't be around to pick up the pieces. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
7039 See, even if it breaks, it just becomes stairs 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
7040 Well, it’s steps all right, but I don’t think you can call it a pyramid until you get some more sides up there, dear. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
7041 - you not worth the climb 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
7042 Someday this will be my legacy 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
7043 Have you seen my phone? 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
7044 you're not very good at this. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
7045 I dunno, I thought there would be a flagpole I could jump to from here and get us to the next level 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
7046 This is going to revolutionize the housing industry! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
7047 Now I don't live in a glass house, get ready. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
7048 I have no idea why somebody would build this just to exercise 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
7049 I know you're a rocker but I'm not buying this stairway to heaven! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
7050 Great idea Freddy, now you need to invent is a second floor. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
7051 I've created a new excercise routine. Elizabeth Shaw San Francisco, CA 1.1644 0.03908 73 62 11 0
7052 Well, it ain’t Heaven. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
7053 If you lived here you would be home now! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
7054 This relationship is getting way too rocky for me. 1.1644 0.02768 73 63 10 0
7055 Yes, you clearly are the dominant partner. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
7056 Andy, you'll never get anywhere playing with rocks. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
7057 I'm starting to wonder if we should have just gone with a simple henge. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
7058 I can still see you, Noerk. Come down right now! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
7059 So this is the stairway to heaven 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
7060 Forget your loincloth again? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
7061 a2 + b2 …… hmmmm, d2 no, no …… hmmmm ….. eureka = c2. Yes a2 + b2 = c2 (Note: All the twos should be superscripts as in the math squre function 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
7062 This would make a really good song one day 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
7063 Andy Goldsworthy...? You have a call... 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
7064 Finally finished the 12 step program you told me about. If anything, I just got higher. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
7065 What? My watch said I needed 12 more steps🤷‍♂️🤦 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
7066 Don't try it Anakin! I have the high ground! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
7067 Do you see Mars? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
7068 I’m almost to heaven 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
7069 Now you try 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
7070 pyramid"? That name will never stic 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
7071 Low hanging fruit may satisfy the less ambitious Doris but, I have dreams. 1.1642 0.04560 67 58 8 1
7072 Climbing a stairway to Hebron 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
7073 You can have the rest of the rocks 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
7074 Apparently the Tyrannosaurus Rex has an irrational fear of right triangles. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
7075 Step up and join me. We can stand together, side by side and see our future home...around our new staircase. #746 @lizadonnelly 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
7076 I'm playing hard rock to get. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7077 I said "a wheel" not a right triangle! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7078 Can you revamp it to work with the wheel? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7079 Well Harold, if they'll give us this floor model I'm ok with getting it but I don't want to have to assemble anything at home. We can't afford to lose any more kids. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7080 ‘If you really want my attention, you’ll have to be Boulder!’ 🌝 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7081 Ready for cardio? 1.1635 0.03513 104 89 14 1
7082 Our relationship feels rocky. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
7083 I don’t think this is what they meant by Rocky Mt. High. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
7084 So when they go low, you get high? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
7085 At home you keep me in the dark, and out here you talk down to me?! Why don't I gather your things while you hunt for a new wife? 1.1633 0.03753 98 84 13 1
7086 And then you fall, it’s a metaphor Mike 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
7087 The first Twelve Step program. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
7088 Okay You Discover "Stairs" Now what? 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
7089 Gonna catch one of those shiny dots for you. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
7090 I call it Jennga, but you might not like it 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
7091 Did you even read the instructional-cave-paintings? 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
7092 The pandemic has really spiked in the last two weeks. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
7093 Stepping stones to Heaven! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
7094 I thought you said you WANTED a two-story cave. 1.1630 0.03551 92 78 14 0
7095 I'm going to call it contemporary/modernist. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
7096 Building a Stairway To Heaven sounds like a great idea, Led, but how are you going to monetize it? 1.1630 0.03551 92 78 14 0
7097 It's finally a clear day. Can you see forever? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
7098 there is no such thing as "live jenga" Alex 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
7099 Can you bring me a stone, please 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
7100 Your vision of evolutionary progress seems a bit shortsighted. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
7101 Can I come up too?" "I'd prefer you stay 6 feet away. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
7102 Don't tell me, let me guess: you're building a Stairway to Heaven... 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
7103 Let's play Jenga. Let's not. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
7104 We need a house Frank Lloyd — not a work of art. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
7105 I call it 'Stairway to Heaven' 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
7106 Not enough room:I think we should build the boat. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
7107 You won’t reach heaven in your lifetime 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
7108 Ha! “Your it?” At least I’m not the idiot “ 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
7109 So THIS is the bridge to no-where! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
7110 It doesn’t look like a stairway to Heaven. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
7111 Hey, it's the Bronze Age! You can come down now! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
7112 That's not exactly my idea of what our Stonehenge should look like. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
7113 Don't feel bad. Not everyone makes it to the top. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
7114 No, I said "hedge!" 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
7115 Why not call it a Paleostone-stepper? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
7116 BECAUSE IT WAS THERE, AFTER I PILED A BUNCH OF ROCKS UP. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
7117 I don't think this is what the chief meant when he said you needed to take 'bolder' action to rise up in the clan rank. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
7118 Next, the escalator. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
7119 Can't we agree to disagree? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
7120 If you’ve decided the view is so great, can we finally move out of the cave? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
7121 What if the stairs could move?" "You mean like an escalator?" 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
7122 Can I have a turn? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
7123 You can almost see the end of this pandemic from up here! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
7124 That's fine, but i'm still going to take the elevator. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
7125 How is this equality? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
7126 Jack, is this your stairway to heaven, or jump to hell!! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
7127 Peer among what schemes? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7128 I never noticed it before,but, you look exactly like Albert Einstein. 1.1625 0.03955 80 69 10 1
7129 !suhpysiS 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
7130 No worry, Krod no fall down escalator—gravity not invented, yet. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7131 Stairs leading no where just for show?" Come down "rich man! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7132 I still don’t think you’ll be able to catch any birds. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
7133 SimCity, my ass! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7134 You did not build it,you found it in the desert! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7135 I ask for a house, and you invent the staircase. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
7136 Not sure stairway to heaven will be a hit 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
7137 Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7138 I call it a pyramid scheme. It'll make us a fortune. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
7139 Now do you feel better ? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
7140 You can play high and mighty all you want. But just wait until you get hungry. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
7141 Now it's my turn to play king of the mountain!! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
7142 It wasn't worth it for this view. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
7143 This is NOT a practical solution to global warming! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7144 I just think that staircase sounds snappier than goldsworthy. 1.1625 0.03533 80 70 9 1
7145 Get down from there, you Neanderthal! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
7146 Pyramid? Where is the other half? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7147 It's called Jenka. I'll go first. 1.1625 0.04151 80 69 10 1
7148 What if I don't want to build us the first townhouse?" 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7149 Is that all you built for me, Adam!? I am quite dissapointed.. Again.. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
7150 Honey, we're going to be rich! Watch now, as I present the first guaranteed suicide method! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
7151 „they ll Write a song about it one day though...“ „oh boy, you and your ideas.“ 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7152 I dunno, he seemed kinda disappointed, said he’d come back in a few thousand years, and then he flew off. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7153 Forget the fire and the wheel, I call this the social stratification, and if you work hard enough, I will let you up about halfway! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
7154 It's not quite a glass ceiling but it will do the job 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7155 It may not be fire, but it’s something. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
7156 I know you're high but its not what I meant by "get stoned" 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
7157 Don’t worry. I won’t jump now. I’ve heard we’ve discovered fire.” 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
7158 Ok, I've gotten to the 12th step, now what? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
7159 That's just like you -- always teetering on the edge! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
7160 I call it a hobby. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
7161 High pot in use,dude! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
7162 Well, we brought the damn mountain, Where the hell is Mohammad? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
7163 Let's call it the angle of impose. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
7164 I’m calling them stairs 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
7165 What the heck! We're no longer speaking the same language 1 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
7166 Oh, Cedric! Stoned again! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
7167 Yo’re going to What? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
7168 Now look where EQUAL WORK FOR EQUAL PAY got you!” 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
7169 No, no no......you're not listening.....it's a2 + b2 = c2. 1.1622 0.04314 74 65 8 1
7170 You know well that I don't like penthouses 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
7171 Ok I made it, now what? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
7172 Ummm, now what? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
7173 I heard it in a Stone Zepplin song 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
7174 Now you know how I feel! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
7175 If you drop a penny, you could kill somebody. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
7176 It’s a newest dating app. You can see everyone from up here and choose your man. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
7177 So this makes you a rock star? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7178 When I said our marriage was rocky, this is not what I meant. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
7179 I told you nothing was up here. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7180 Apparently cows are not the only things that can’t walk down stairs 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7181 No, Led Zeppelin 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
7182 Dude I didn't realize you got high! Would you ever want to get stones together maybe I've got a basalt guy his shit is incredible. Structurally speaking. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7183 Are you trying to catch the Moon, again? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
7184 You are a rock star. 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
7185 Why would you think I don't support your art? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
7186 I can't move! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7187 When I said I wanted the new place to have the “charm of a Fort Greene Brownstone,” I was hoping you would deliver on “charm.” 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7188 I still don't feel high... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
7189 Not to worry. There's infinite growth potential. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7190 This is the first step towards my international competition diving carreer! 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
7191 Well honey, can you see the Bronze Age from up there? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
7192 It seems like a lot of work just to make a dramatic entrance. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
7193 Some bullshit about justice 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
7194 Let me guess, the forerunner to the stairway to nowhere at the Fontainebleau? 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
7195 It's a gastropod,sir, not an "Oh my God". 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
7196 Start over. The Appelhofs made a stone elevator. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
7197 There’s no iceberg! 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
7198 I think you missed the whole point of our conversation 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7199 It needs another two inches to the right. 1.1613 0.03517 93 79 14 0
7200 Since when is it so hard to get a contractor to finish the job? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
7201 Have you read Pythagoras? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
7202 That is some stairstepper you invented. Now invent the wheel and drive over to the patent office 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
7203 Come up?" "Walk down! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
7204 What? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
7205 Now that you've invented superiority, what are you going to do with it? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
7206 Come join me,it’s a beautiful site. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
7207 Is it better up there? I’m only getting one bar down here. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
7208 1. "You really think they'll believe we lived in a palace?" 2. "It's just like you, Fred. Pointless inventions!" 3. "This must be the beginning of the end." 4. "Any other ideas, Rubic?" 5. "Good! Now one small leap for mankind." 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
7209 Go away we have a rocky relationship 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
7210 I worked hard to rise to the top of my profession, but now I wonder, "Is this all there is?" 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
7211 So where's this Kong guy you were raving about? 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
7212 What do you think this would be good for? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
7213 12 steps! It's so easy, a caveman really CAN do it! 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
7214 Ok, I'm sorry! Don't make a mountain out of a stone hill. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
7215 Yes, I'm aware I have that effect on people. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
7216 I'm surrounding myself with like-minded people. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
7217 I needed a way to work off that fatty mammoth meat! 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
7218 ohhh i thought they said stay 6 -cubic- feet apart 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
7219 Yes, I know these 12 Steps are cumbersome, but writing hasn't been invented yet. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
7220 I think this may have been a waste of time. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
7221 And then we're supposed to jump over to a flagpole? Mario, what's with you? 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
7222 Looks like a real house of cards. Whatever those are. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
7223 The first waterslide park 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
7224 No rain again today. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
7225 It's a high dive. Now it's your turn to invent tbe swimming pool. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
7226 Will you step down to earth Hypotenuse? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
7227 Do you really think they will come to Perspective on a Plain more than Solstice at Stonehenge? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
7228 This brontosaurus is always late 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
7229 Are you still up in the air about quarantine? 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
7230 Great view up here 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
7231 Yeah. I like it. But I thought you were going to invent the Wheel. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
7232 Stairway to Heaven it’s not. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
7233 I don’t know man. This feels less ‘stairway to heaven’ and more ‘steep drop to my death’ to me. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
7234 You said you were buying a stairway to Heaven and wanted it to really rock - what do you think? 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
7235 Bring me one more--that should do it. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
7236 Well, you win, I guess 1.1605 0.02754 81 70 11 0
7237 I still say it would have been easier to climb a tree. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
7238 This happens every weekend: you promise to kill a mastodon but end up wasting time piling boulders. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
7239 What do you think, Pythagoras? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
7240 See? There’s no glass ceiling! 1.1605 0.04104 81 70 10 1
7241 Maybe you should take the elevator 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
7242 It does have a Mid-Century modern feel 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
7243 Who needs a goat? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
7244 Come on up child, we've got place for all. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
7245 So, this is how I die. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
7246 You want a bungalow now!!?!? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
7247 So, this is how you social distance? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
7248 Stimulus checks are just over the horizon. This newly designed wall will make it easier. 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
7249 What are you babbling about now? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
7250 Stairway to Paradise? HA! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
7251 My AA program says I have to get up here every day to stay cured. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
7252 You see a broken escalator. Is see stairs. It's all about perspective. Bar bar bar. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
7253 I knew our marriage was on the rocks! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
7254 I think we should call it a slide. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
7255 Im just trying to prove my love for you! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
7256 So you invented steps--where does this go from here? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
7257 Hey Scalene, are you stoned again? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
7258 If you're looking to build a Stairway to Heaven, you'll need a much bigger base. 1.1600 0.03816 75 64 11 0
7259 Come on up it's a great view. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
7260 I think 'Stairway to Heaven' would work better as a song. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
7261 No more 'little town blues,' I see 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
7262 Is it in alignment with the rising sun? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
7263 Ungabunga tunga! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
7264 No, dear, buying a stairway to eleven is pointless. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
7265 See? Your glass ceiling is just a myth. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
7266 It’s not ADA-compliant. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
7267 Looks like I cairned myself into a corner! 1.1600 0.03816 75 64 11 0
7268 So, you built a triangle. Now what? 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
7269 Getting stoned makes me high. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
7270 Trump's ancestors. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
7271 You call that Paradise? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
7272 So, I sit at your feet AGAIN. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
7273 Get Strato. And tell him to bring his sword. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
7274 You know Zeppelin's gonna steal this from you some day, right? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
7275 I told you you could stack them... Now how do you get down from here? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
7276 I'm telling you Susan, this is going to blow everyone's mind in 2.000.000 years, do the same thing in the other side! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
7277 The tragic history of the world’s first Jenga game. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
7278 Yes, I'm sure all that glitters is gold. Why? 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
7279 Are you waiting for a bird strike? 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
7280 I'm King of the Hill, Top of the Heap 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
7281 No, coming down to help gather food will not erase history. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
7282 The floor is lava. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
7283 hmmm... you think this means stepping it up when things get rocky? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
7284 The hard place wasn't enough for you?" 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
7285 Ok, I got it. We'll go to Egypt next time. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
7286 And here is where we'll build the pool room... once we evolve opposable thumbs. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
7287 Did you remember what you wanted to see? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
7288 that's one small step for man... did you invent a way down yet? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7289 I can't understand your Babbling ; and I've started on the Tower. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7290 Why? Because it was there. 1.1594 0.03930 69 59 10 0
7291 Is this far enough for you? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
7292 Are you trying to get off your rocks? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7293 If I'm buying this, it better reach heaven! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7294 You've heard of Stonehenge? Welcome to Stoneheap. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
7295 But there won't be a plane for another 25,000 years... 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7296 Honey, the 737's are not coming back. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7297 Come on down, Frank. They're axing the space program. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
7298 Come on up and let's get high together. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7299 It’s brilliant, but what use does it have? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7300 NO, you misunderstood. I said I wanted something that looks like stonehenge. Everyone else in the neighbourhood has a plain pile of rocks... 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
7301 How'd you get to the top without electricity to power it though? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7302 I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stones. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7303 Get your discounted tickets to the Top of the Rock. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7304 All you need to do is rock n roll 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
7305 All a question of perspective 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7306 You asked what I’ve been doing with your Valentines gifts. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7307 The passive-aggressive dishwasher loading is getting a bit out of control, no? 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
7308 Well, so much for our new car! You forgot the wheels. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
7309 It's a house of shards! 1.1591 0.03921 88 76 11 1
7310 Pythagorean,how many times do I need to tell you to come down off your hypotenuse? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
7311 Whadayah mean, where's it gonna end? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
7312 Pff, no one will ever use that. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
7313 Why would you even *think* I would want to buy a stairway to Heaven? 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
7314 Don’t back up! 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
7315 But where's the skateboard? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
7316 Not again, Finn. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
7317 Nice idea, but Pythagoras already prove it. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7318 This, is how you are going to make me King? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7319 Now what are you gonna do? Jump? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7320 You just took sisyphus myth to a whole new level 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7321 This would make more sense with the rest of the house around it." "What's a house?" 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
7322 Hairy, get down here right now, this does not make you a rock star! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
7323 I'm sure Infrastructure Week will be coming really soon. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
7324 They lied. I still can't see heaven. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
7325 I’m calling it a stonecase because stairs haven’t been invented yet. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
7326 Doesn't look like heaven to me. 1.1585 0.03669 82 70 12 0
7327 Quit staring at me, I’m trying to think of what to name them. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
7328 Away from you isn’t nowhere. 1.1585 0.04414 82 72 8 2
7329 Come down for dinner when you're stone cold sober. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
7330 I just knew this would happen if they reinstated earmarks. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
7331 Another one of your half-assed ideas dear? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
7332 Well, now I need to invent a way to get down 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
7333 The stairs are great,but where’s the house? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
7334 I thought we were going to see Rocky. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
7335 King of the hill? Some new game you thought up? It'll never catch on. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
7336 I wasn't thinking of a walk-up. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
7337 Rocky, you can stop climbing these steps now. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
7338 Is this a mountain? Or a mole hill? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
7339 Is this what your dating profile meant by '6 foot'? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
7340 What? What are you saying - are you speaking Greek? 1.1585 0.04058 82 71 10 1
7341 I worked 30 years for this. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
7342 I just bought the damn thing and now I’m not so sure all that glitters is gold 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
7343 I’m so ready to move out of our basement cave apartment. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
7344 It’s ok, but I wanted it honed, not polished. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
7345 Real story behind the prehistoric origins of “Stairway to Heaven” 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
7346 You cam run but you can"t hide. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
7347 When I said "you don't have the stones," I didn't expect you to try and prove me wrong. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
7348 G’head, make me! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
7349 And there might even be other uses for it, besides 'totally slaying as I make my entrance at the next gala.' 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
7350 It's the new design-while-building system for pyramids to save both time and money. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
7351 It’s called art. You just wouldn’t understand. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
7352 At least I'm not boxed in! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
7353 I know you did it for me but my name is Carin, not Cairn! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
7354 Hey Pythagoras, what’s your angle? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
7355 You cairn if you really want to. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
7356 Don't make me come down there, grab more rocks, build it higher, and then get back up here! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
7357 'Stairway to Heaven,' huh? It's OK as a rock installation, but I think it might be better as a rock song. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
7358 and there's still time to change the road you're on 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
7359 Noah! You said the water would come! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
7360 See? This is the right angle! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
7361 You always win when we try our hands at paper, rocks, scissors 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
7362 Jenga! 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
7363 This is how we go to the second floor 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
7364 No we cannot be mountain men. 1.1579 0.04211 76 66 9 1
7365 Are you in Heaven yet? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
7366 Honey, are you high or completely stoned?” — Natasha Das, New York Cit 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
7367 You’ll understand when my plane comes in! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
7368 A few more and I'll reach the moon! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
7369 I've found a hot spot 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
7370 And now what? You can only come down! 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
7371 I don't think you've fully grasped the concept of an escalator. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
7372 It's not as cozy as our cave, but the view is amazing. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
7373 I think there’s a bustle in your hedgerow. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
7374 Get back down here young man and do your homework! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
7375 You said you wanted a staircase to heaven, it’s at the bottom, Karen 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
7376 Early Led Zeppelin album cover 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
7377 Come on down, Bob. You can try to catch the sun tomorrow. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
7378 Why don’t you just throw yourself under a mammoth ? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
7379 I don’t know, Phil; we said we were done with walk ups. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
7380 It’s not wheel good 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
7381 Well, Miriam, it's Almost to heaven. Won't you join me? 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
7382 It's my Stairway to Heaven - maybe there's a tune to go with it.... 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
7383 Don’t take our precious rocks for granite! 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
7384 You're lucky this is in 2-D. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
7385 Where did you say you left it? 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
7386 How's this for an idea for a song: 'Stoneway to Heaven'. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
7387 This is the new math love ! 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
7388 No, no; I mean "Wright" - as in "Frank Lloyd" - not "right" - as in "triangle". 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
7389 Sorry, dear, still no cave in sight. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
7390 You said I couldn't run away from my problems, so I'm climbing away from them instead. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
7391 Your stairway to heaven rocks. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
7392 Honestly, Fred, if you’re trying to take the high road you really shouldn’t make it this easy for me to level the playing field again. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
7393 Stairway to Haven, are you stoned? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
7394 I said if you rock you’re gonna roll! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
7395 Well I’m not a fan of your attitude either. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
7396 I could see the mankind’s future from up here. Nothing spectacular, I’ll come down now 1.1573 0.03537 89 79 8 2
7397 No, the aliens are not coming back for you. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
7398 Yes, but do they roll? 1.1571 0.03603 70 60 10 0
7399 Grok still can't see where parked car. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7400 You want a Nobel Prize for inventing social distancing ? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7401 I call it escalatorus rex. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
7402 I know your into rock,but calling this the Stairway to Heaven is stretching it ! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
7403 Stonehenge, Schmonehenge! 1.1571 0.03880 70 60 10 0
7404 You say condo, I say over-priced pile of rocks.” 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7405 You're not looking particularly intelligent right now. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7406 Stairway to Heaven? I think not. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7407 Don't look at me like that. It's interactive art, the latest thing. I'm calling it "Stairway to Heaven or Descent to Hell , Depending on Your Perspective". 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7408 Let’s call it stares. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
7409 BIG MAN MOVE ROCK 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7410 Please get down! This is not quite what I had in mind when I said that you should be more upwardly mobile. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
7411 And this is how Moore’s law works. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7412 Low tide. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7413 ...and this protects us how? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7414 No dear, I said lateral career move. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7415 If you think I'm going to live under a rockpile somewhere, you're sadly mistaken. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7416 It's not a solution in search of a problem. Someday there will be billions of these all over the world. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7417 I refuse to kill the mastadons. Instead, I will domesticate them. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7418 I'm calling this "isosceles unbound." 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7419 Get that guy Isosceles back. We need a different stone. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7420 You chose rock over hard place? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
7421 Someday Martha they'll sing songs about my Stairway To Heaven, and it'll rock! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
7422 It expresses my first build of rights. 1.1571 0.04381 70 61 8 1
7423 So,go ahead and do it,Mr. Bob Dylan: Everybody must get stoned! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
7424 Does this incline setting go any higher? It's really great for my quads! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7425 This is not the higher love I was thinking of. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7426 That’s great honey... but if you’re bored could you try inventing electricity next? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
7427 You're really rocking it up there, huh? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7428 I think you'd better invent the social ladder first before trying to climb it 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7429 Are you not supposed to sharpen them instead of playing all day long Piteco? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7430 Well now you know how I get a better tan 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7431 2,000 years from now they'll wonder where you got the rocks. 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
7432 Stairs” will catch on eventually? I don’t see it. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
7433 You are going to run out of rocks before your stairway makes it to heaven. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
7434 Stop wasting your time doing this and come home and mow the lawn. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7435 It's the next step in evolution. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
7436 Unfortunately it's out of spec from your permit application. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7437 Stairway to heaven my foot! I'd call it downfall to earth...with a bang. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7438 Hey, y'all, watch this. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
7439 This is why they call high stoned. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7440 Sorry Dear, there's only room for one. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
7441 This is what the foundation of a relationship should look like, Sharon. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7442 Whaddya think of my portfolio? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7443 Hey Bert! Y’a big lump! Get offa those big rock thingies! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
7444 I can see your house from here Mabel! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7445 So what's the point? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
7446 C'mon up. The weather's fine and the view is great 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
7447 You should see the view from up here 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7448 No, I will not help you build a wall to keep out the Neanderthals. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7449 Does my neck still look fat? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
7450 The first PowerPoint. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
7451 You're not a cow, just come back the way you came. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7452 Today. the entrance ... tomorrow, our penthouse! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7453 Your earmarked funds at work 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
7454 Are there supposed to be three rocks left over? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
7455 Do you really believe if you build it they will come? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
7456 Yup, still can't get over it. 1.1566 0.04014 83 72 10 1
7457 If I can find more rocks I’m gonna invent a pyramid. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
7458 What should you call it? Well- people are gonna stare at you. “Stairs” 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7459 If you don't know the time you can just say so - it's not a big deal. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
7460 I'm always so tired. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
7461 Inventing the wheel was overrated. I like to climb to a higher place in my inventions. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7462 And you said 'I don't know what I'm doing.' 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7463 Are you aware that people will understand that quote 5000 years from now?" (Stairway to Heaven 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7464 Now we only have to wait for global warming to make it a beautiful diving platform! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7465 I mean, I know we need to social distance now, but, that’s a looot of effort there, bud. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7466 THOU SHALT NOT ASCEND! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
7467 This isn't what I meant when I told you to step it up around the cave. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7468 ...and I’ll be called a billionaire! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
7469 I call it 'Stairway to Heaven. C'mon up!' 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
7470 Go ahead and Jump! You are not going to Heaven anyway. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7471 Escalator prototype?” Og, I say it again: you were born in the wrong millennium 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7472 Now if you only had a guitar... 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
7473 Nice view, but we'll need more floor space. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7474 And that's why they're called stairs. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7475 Is there a bustle in the hedgerow? 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
7476 I use one of these each time I play "Rock, Paper, Scissors". I haven't lost yet! 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
7477 I haven’t invented the jumbo yet. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7478 Happy Monday. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7479 Are you saying you didn't get me the StairMaster you promised me? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
7480 Could you bring the laundry down when you come? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
7481 Planning to ride the giraffe bareback again are you? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
7482 My latest invention -- Roll and Rockl! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
7483 But why would we need, what did you call them... stairs? 1.1558 0.04161 77 67 9 1
7484 Give it up. I'm *buying* a stairway to heaven. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
7485 You think this is high enough to kill myself? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
7486 We'll find some Neanderthals and charge them for flying lessons, second try is free if they don't flap their arms hard enough the first time. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
7487 Yet another example of wasteful and unnecessary government spending. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
7488 I wanted to rock so I am building a Stairway to Heaven. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
7489 There is a pandemic, can you delivery my dinner? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
7490 Whatever... 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
7491 so you want a castle with it too? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
7492 Yeah, your King of the Mountain. Oh boy! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
7493 But I told you. Building cairns is bad for the environment. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
7494 We'll start up here. By the time we get to the bottom, the Neanderthals will worship us as gods. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
7495 I see you've left everything in a heap as usual." 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
7496 It's for a diving board. Now all we need is water. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
7497 Stairway to nowhere. I had no idea you'd become a politician Rocko. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
7498 King Kong ain’t got nothing on me 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
7499 To leave a comment on this article, please proceed up the steps with your hand paint 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
7500 I told you to talk to the Egyptians before trying this again. @sammurutto 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
7501 If we look at the data, this graph shows Boulder stock price is increasing tremendously 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
7502 Allegory of the cave has reached new heights 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
7503 I call it "Grood Descending a Staircase" 1.1558 0.03727 77 66 11 0
7504 You know, Mark, I preferred playing Jenga when the stakes were lower 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
7505 Should I tell him you can just walk around the rocks or would it bruise his ego? 👀 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
7506 It's a tree-huggers Jenga. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
7507 No, I don't have a giraffe that needs medical attention. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
7508 Yes, I see that your rocks are not rollin', but I'm still not interested in buying a stairway to heaven. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
7509 Stop bragging about inventing stairs. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
7510 You should wish for the safety of footing on the FLAT EARTH! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
7511 Well, that’s one way to get high as a rock star. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
7512 ¨jenga in real life¨ 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
7513 Of course, when we get tired of building up, we can still walk down. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
7514 Next! The all terrain wheel I think. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
7515 It's called Stonehenge. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
7516 Come on up, it’s not hard”, he said 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
7517 I thought it was the right time to start climbing the property ladder 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
7518 Why don't you try climbing a mountain instead of building one? 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
7519 I know you are but what am I? 1.1556 0.03319 90 77 13 0
7520 Help! On my way up i forgot to put stones for coming down. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
7521 Henge, are you stoned? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7522 I saw one of these in 'This Old Cave' magazine. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7523 It won’t really improve our cash flow 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7524 Building a Stairway to Heaven? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
7525 Looking for the nearest bar 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7526 Fantastic concept and execution. What’s for dinner? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7527 I liked your first wheel better. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7528 I said, "can you PLAY stairway to heaven--not build it!" 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7529 I thought you said you didn't believe in heaven. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7530 Hey wife,go get tbe dinosaur I'm going to the bar for a beer. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
7531 So, you were able to get up, smart guy. Now see if you can figure out how to get down. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7532 That is really a hard rock stairway to heaven. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7533 Can you see this becoming something called the Ten Commandments? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
7534 What are you up to now ? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7535 Sorry, but I'm not buying this stairway to heaven. 1.1549 0.03559 71 61 10 0
7536 You may have used Bronze Age tools, but you still act like it's the Stone Age to me. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7537 Who's taller now! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7538 I still don’t see the angle 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
7539 B.C. Escher is confronted by a critic: “That’s not an ‘optical illusion’, that’s a pile of rocks.” 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7540 I'm keeping a distance of at least six cubits. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
7541 No tumbling rocks down on me I could pull out some rocks to speed you descant! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
7542 Damn, I haven't thought of inventing the ones that go down! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
7543 Can't you just accept it as an accomplishment? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
7544 Now all we have to do is invent the house. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
7545 I would have rather had a hut, without the stairs. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
7546 No matter how many stones you use, you can’t hide all of our old Dr. Seuss books. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7547 My name is Carin. I am NOT going to start calling you Cairn. 1.1548 0.03970 84 73 10 1
7548 But what could possibly happen that would make someone buy home exercise equipment? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
7549 Well, have you reached paradise yet? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7550 Well, Whoop-te-do! Whaddya want, a medal? 1.1548 0.03970 84 73 10 1
7551 You sing the lead when Led and the boys play Stairway to Heaven.. We’ll be way ahead of our time. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7552 Yea you still look like a gay pussy from up here 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
7553 How many steps have you done today? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7554 get down here Pythagoras 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7555 We haven't invented two-story buildings yet. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
7556 Apparently it’s supposed to go all the way to heaven 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7557 aliens, huh? then where's that antelope you were supposed to be hunting all day? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7558 Onk invent perspective. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
7559 Now, pretend to shoot me. I'm going to call it - a stunt. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7560 Honey, I'm sorry that you lost your plan for"Stonehenge"! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
7561 The first stairdown 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7562 thanks, but there's only space for one of us 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7563 sure it’s cool, but what’s the practical application? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7564 It’s a girl, Rockhead. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7565 Honey... I don't think this is what the shrink ment when they said "You need to find a higher purpose in life." 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7566 It’s the tallest building West of the Mississippi. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7567 @alexjmitchel "Yeah, it's nice... 'rustic', but Frank's escalator complies with section 311.2 and it smells so good" 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
7568 It's my 2D version of a pyramid 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7569 Why the skeptical face? I can assure you this is not a pyramid scheme. It’s called Mesolithic marketing. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
7570 Back in my day, you couldn't just BUY the stairway to heaven 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
7571 And the one day the modern man realized where he was at... 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
7572 So, this is what you’ve been gathering? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7573 Now I can look down and tell you, “I have an Air Fryer” 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7574 Stillflate 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
7575 are you seeing god?" "no we need more rocks" 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
7576 Could this be the stairway to heaven? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
7577 Painted ourselves into a corner again. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
7578 Rome wasn't built in a day. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7579 No, Cairn. You can't speak to the manager. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
7580 I’ve decided to call it a ‘staircase.’ 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
7581 In my dream there was something called ‘a mall’, so let’s just wait for that 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
7582 What is a flying buttress anyway? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7583 Is my smartphone downstairs?" 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
7584 What is the length of this? Easy — A squared plus B squared equals C squared 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7585 Hurry up on the Stairway to Heaven, get the Led out. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
7586 You can call it a twelve step program. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
7587 This is a prototype for all future walls. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
7588 It's going to take many more rocks to get to Heaven. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
7589 If I can figure out how to come down I'll announce for President! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
7590 You should have thought about that before you climbed so high, Mr. Show-Off 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
7591 This isn’t what I expected heaven to be like. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7592 Almost there! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
7593 Quit badgering me. Can’t you see I am at the end of my rocks 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7594 “Well, it is an interesting alternative to your generic cave drawings.” 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7595 Yes, I'm sure Linda! That dress does NOT make you look fat from this angle either. Can I be done now please? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7596 Mountain climber?! I just met her! 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
7597 Sorry Grok, not impressed. You’ll just have to store it with your collection of other useless things like that round rolling disc and pointy rock on a stick, not to mention that ridiculous looking double helix thingamajig. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7598 It is not safe, but difficult to achieve 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7599 So what. Another stairway to heaven. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7600 Well, yesterday I invented the wheel. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
7601 Stop being a Karen! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7602 I can see your house from up here. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7603 I ‘m calling it Stairway to Heaven. I think I totally rocked it! 1.1538 0.03287 91 78 13 0
7604 i can't understand a word your saying 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
7605 Let's see those Neanderthals from Lascaux top this. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
7606 So you think you're a dinosaur whisperer now? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
7607 Stairway to heaven? It'll never catch on! 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
7608 So Love is Good and Honor is OK but Obey is Not Going to Work 1.1538 0.03904 78 68 9 1
7609 I bought the air rights. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7610 You really think this can beat those Stonehenge guys? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7611 Honey...you forgot your wallet 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7612 You look like an ant from here. 1.1538 0.04112 78 68 9 1
7613 I didn’t realize we’d still be seeing each other in heaven. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7614 ‘Finally, you’re finished. Well, what is it?’ ‘I’m thinking it may be a s-phere of hope, but I’m not sure what that is and I feel it may be too primitive and lost in the mainstream.’ 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7615 I'm developing an app. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
7616 Og climb rock! Og king of homo erectus! 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
7617 They say the weather is better up here 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7618 For once in your life, you're right! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
7619 Your stairway to the heavens needs more work. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
7620 Stairway to heaven, amiright? 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
7621 Why, I was thinking for the next one we could do a circle. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
7622 He hit rock bottom but at what price ? 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
7623 I always knew you would move mountains someday. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
7624 There's just no high quite like the high I get from rock, Wanda. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
7625 Though these stones may break my bones, your insults will never hurt me. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
7626 The stairway to heaven. Don't misstep! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
7627 Babel, you're really not going to reach heaven that way. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
7628 I don't know....Maybe you should go back to working on the wheel? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
7629 Oh, Great. Another useful idea that took the entire weekend. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
7630 We should call it a slippery-slide 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
7631 It's heavy, yet light.... call it a led zeppelin. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
7632 I tried it the other way, but couldn’t reach infinity that way either. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
7633 If you going to insist on the penthouse suite, I’ll have to go back to my old gathering job 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
7634 I think a stairway to heaven has more than 12 steps 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
7635 'Stone Temple Pilots' is a dumb name and it will never work." 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
7636 I said six feet. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
7637 Can we call it Arnold, or do you think stairs is better ? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
7638 Talk to the kids. They say that without something new called 'fire' it's not considered Stone Age. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
7639 Please don't, Saul. If it will help, I'll do the hunting and gathering today. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
7640 I'm building you a stairway to heaven... 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
7641 This is what happened after I got stoned. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
7642 stairway to heathen 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7643 I think your new business could be called, "Stephen's Steps From the Steppe". 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
7644 I’ll come down from here, when you stop whoring it up for the guy that made the wheel. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7645 I think I’ll call these steps but I’m not sure what to do with them. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
7646 Standing on a pile of rocks doesn't make you king of the mountain. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7647 Brighter days are coming 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7648 I see your point, but I'm just beginning to explore my gathering ability. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7649 Now imagine this surrounded by a large cave. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
7650 Larry, brontosaurus communication is not vital. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7651 Yes, it was tedious and without purpose, but it filled your week, didn't it? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7652 No. I said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first window." 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7653 Come on, don't be such a Cairn 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
7654 I was inspired by Led Zeppelin 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7655 In five years you never even told me your great grandmother was Egyptian? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7656 No, you come down here. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7657 ‘don’t forget your vaccine passport!’ 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7658 ♡ Nice watch tower honey! This is will do until we build the wall ♡ 1.1524 0.03775 105 92 11 2
7659 Are you happy now...your high-ness of the rock pile? 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
7660 You’re always putting a wall up. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
7661 Now you just need to invent a way to get back down. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
7662 I’m I’ll wait for the elevator. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
7663 St. Vincent has a new album 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
7664 I keep thinking ipe for the bannister. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
7665 Like every caveman before you, Jerome, you should learn to ask for directions before you go. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
7666 I SAID you’re starting to babble. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
7667 If you think I'm bring your dinner up there you must have rocks in your head. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
7668 Hey, "Da Vinci", come home and invent something useful! No fire, no dinner! 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
7669 Oh wow, how weird? This is my place. Do you want to ... come up? 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
7670 You finally climbed it hu?, Now what? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
7671 No buddy don't jump! Don't take your life for granite! 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
7672 Are you sure this couldn’t have just been an email? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
7673 I call it "Stairway to T-Rex." 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
7674 I will not be relegated to the basement. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
7675 I just don't get it . . . or, at least I won't until someone invents buildings -- with two stories. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
7676 You're living the dream, Tevye. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
7677 Why not wear an elevated shoe? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
7678 Heaven's still a ways off. 1.1519 0.04064 79 69 9 1
7679 As a pagan, and a feminist, I appreciate your decision to get this vasectomy. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
7680 Was the elevator broken? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
7681 It’s our first prom theme 1.1519 0.04445 79 70 7 2
7682 You are the top of the heap.But zero wiggling and No wobbling 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
7683 Deer-asaurus 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
7684 I’m building a stairway to heaven. I may be a little late for supper. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
7685 It may be hard to believe, but I used to be just like you. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
7686 Well, Maya, I think we are on to something! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
7687 Another example of your shortsightedness! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
7688 I feel very distant from you. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
7689 I still say it's round. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
7690 As soon as we invent houses, this thing will be really useful!" 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
7691 Can’t you be inspired by other songs besides “Stairway to Heaven”? How about “Sweet Home Alabama” for once? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
7692 I was just teaching the kids about Pythagoras theorem. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
7693 Well, at least you decided against the bridge. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
7694 I told you to read the instructions...now we have to go to the store again 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
7695 It shall be called the Stone Throne; made from the stones of all my enemies. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
7696 Well, they said we are from the stone age 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
7697 ...Now we only need a board and a big push from climate change 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
7698 Neanderthals:”We’ve survived 10 feet! Let’s test the air droplet theory!” 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
7699 Because there's nothing else to do here! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7700 It is the tallest.....look it up! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7701 Another one of your half-brained attempt at something. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
7702 Have you met my pet Brontosaurus? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7703 OK.. Where is the success? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7704 Man, you do deserve a monument. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
7705 I'm okay with it as long as it fits in your man cave. 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
7706 What color rug are you thinking? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7707 It'll take a few more rocks to get to the moon, John. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
7708 Look! I just invented stairs! 1.1515 0.03888 66 57 9 0
7709 When you are finished with you artistic project,could you go out a kill something for dinner! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7710 Welcome to my gym! I just really felt a need to get in some steps today. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
7711 Steps! That makes no sense. I would call them climbers> 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7712 Honey, please come down before you’re completely “un-henged.” 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7713 Please remember who built that for you when you get to the top 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
7714 When I started I felt like I was going somewhere with this... 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7715 Come on, get high with me. Just one step. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7716 I'm calling it: "Stairway to heaven" 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
7717 It's too soon to invent the escalator. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
7718 Sisyphus let's see you beat this! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
7719 Sisyphean tasks aren't all bad. As the boulders pile up at the bottom you slowly build a ledge to throw yourself off. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
7720 Thirteen is the exact right number of stones apart to save our marriage. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
7721 What's New Jersey? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
7722 A 12 step program? To what? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
7723 ''WHO'S WHO IN THE STONE AGE" are not coming out to interview you and this pile of rocks!!'' 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
7724 Nice! But aren't there plenty of problems to solve down here on earth? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
7725 What is the next? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
7726 Now that I've reached the top of my stair steps,I'm not sure where to go. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
7727 I think I'm lost. Have you seen a cairn? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
7728 We just got all of this tax revenue in and did not know what else to do. Stairway to Heaven 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
7729 Truth be told, if you weren’t here it wouldn’t matter. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
7730 It’s a pyramid scheme, fool. You’re not an entrepreneur. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
7731 I said we need to reach a milestone, not a pile of stone... 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
7732 Darling, let me introduce you to the Rise of Stone Age. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
7733 I could only afford the steps 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
7734 I think I'll call this a skyscraper. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
7735 Where are ya going, old fella? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
7736 Yes, I did say it would be nice to have an upper level ... 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
7737 I promise, I didn't set you up to fail. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
7738 You can dial it down now 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
7739 Wow, that's really an extreme home makeover! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
7740 Come on down, you big baby! You didn't start the fire. I did! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
7741 I see you have the rock but do you really want to do the roll? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
7742 No. I think you want my cousin Sisyphus. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
7743 The Mastiff VIII was grounded, suddenly. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
7744 Grab a box of Kleenex on your way down. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
7745 Why bother? The ERA will fail, anyway. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
7746 A wheel it’s not 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
7747 It’s great honey, but is it common-21-century-metaphor great? I’m just thinking in the long run here. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
7748 I call it “The Stairway to Nowhere.” 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
7749 mmmmmm, you can have ONE 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
7750 I always knew you were my rock. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
7751 So, I guess it's time to roll? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
7752 Stone Zeppelin. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
7753 Again useless, what's next lightbulbs? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
7754 Naw Naw Naw Naw Naw! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
7755 I am building a stairway to heaven but I don 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
7756 This is what happens when you get high in the Stone Age. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
7757 I call it a staircase — my best invention since the wheel. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
7758 Well, your unstable form does follow your undefined function. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
7759 We need to find a lower slung structure.. I am not climbing these steps everyday.. 1.1505 0.03728 93 81 11 1
7760 The neighbours already have one, you will have to make me an elevator 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
7761 This first corner was a piece of cake. I dread doing the next three. Dave Coriaty Fishers, Indiana 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
7762 Do I need to call the fire department for help to get you down? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
7763 Somebody's gotta take the high rocks around here. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
7764 How come I have arthritis at this age and you don't 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
7765 Step ONE? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
7766 In honor of a Led Zeppelin song, dear. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
7767 Terrific Craig, you rocked it and now you can roll it. But your guitar player is late as usual. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7768 Hey genius,you're running low on rocks. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
7769 They're greased" 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
7770 First the house — then the staircase 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
7771 It's not a pyramid scheme, it's multi-level marketing. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
7772 I called it “I have every cairn the world-” didn’t you say we were entering the “Irony Age?” 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
7773 Clarence, how is this supposed to make me feel? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
7774 Hedge funds have been shorting this stuff because of the bronze craze, but soon stone prices are going #tothemoon. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
7775 It's a conceptual art piece I call "Stairway." 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
7776 When I challenged you to a staring contest, this wasn't what I meant. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
7777 I am pretty sure that this is not the stairway to heaven. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
7778 Yes, it's great. But I don't think it is ADA compliant. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
7779 Quit staring at me. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
7780 Someday "Stairway to Heaven" will be a major rock song. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
7781 It is built on Rocks!! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
7782 You're the one who always wants to play Jenga. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
7783 Not exactly the stairway to heaven, but still nice 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
7784 your one step away from inventing the wheel. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
7785 I’ve been wanting to learn a new language. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
7786 Look, I don’t mean to be a downer. But I gotta ask: what’s it actually DO? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
7787 I run out of rocks 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
7788 I call it, the American dream... the boomers will love it. 1.1500 0.03295 100 86 14 0
7789 I'm manifesting a new Frank Ocean album.' 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
7790 Tomorrow Barbara, I’ll jump off the dang thing! That’ll draw a crowd! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
7791 And I call this new invention ‘stairs’... now to build ones that go down... 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
7792 Now I just need to invent the bowling ball! 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
7793 This side hustle benefits no one. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
7794 You have impressive talent 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
7795 If the Buffalos don't beat the Bengals, it's all over. I might as well jump. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
7796 ?On a clear day you can see forever...? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
7797 Glork. Know you dream of rock-n-roll, but this not the right angle. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
7798 The cave man's idea of a dinosaur display in a museum. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
7799 I’ve had a lot more energy since I started the caveman diet. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
7800 “Dereck just created fire while you’re horsing around on a stack of rocks...” Nick Rubinic - New Hyde Park, NY 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
7801 This should be enough for a starter stone soup. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
7802 I'm not sure luring the mastodons "upstairs" is working. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
7803 Nothing to be done! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
7804 What's the departure time? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
7805 Yes, you've made a mountain out of a molehill. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
7806 OK that's done. Now how are you going to get it over here to mount it? 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
7807 Where to now? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
7808 Now you just have to throw me a bone 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
7809 Mrs. Tut, this just feels incomplete. 1.1494 0.05047 87 78 5 4
7810 Babe, can you roll me over another rock? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
7811 Oh, get off your high pile of rocks! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
7812 „I call it stairs.“ „I thought you were hunting.“ 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
7813 I'm working on the ramp next. Should only be about 10,000 years in the river. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
7814 This is super social distancing and decorative too. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7815 A stairway to nowhere, how clever. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7816 If we keep going we can finally put a hole up in that ozone layer 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7817 Sure,you can have a rock. Take anyone you want. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7818 Really Babe, it's the stairway to heaven! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7819 god damn shawty okay 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7820 Can you grab the red carpet? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7821 Unrequited love is a slavery of lifetime. But sometimes a guidance of divine 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7822 one more step and you will finally understand what stairway to heaven is all about 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7823 So, build stairs first and the destination later? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
7824 It's just like the song 'Stairway to Heaven' . 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
7825 How Stupid Are You? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
7826 It's to use in an Opera. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
7827 Yes, I am sure all that glitters is gold! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
7828 I love what you've done with the place. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
7829 I didn't say "Simon says" 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
7830 You got thrown in Facebook jail again, didn’t you? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
7831 „I’ve only thought so far.“ 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
7832 It’s as far as I could get from my in-laws. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
7833 Better than a wheel...a trike! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7834 '' I get it, but next time, just check on your tablet for the stock market data. " 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
7835 Why? Because it’s there. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7836 Honey - have you been listening to too much Led Zeppelin again? No one is going to buy this thing. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7837 Sorry, I still can't see where you left your keys. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7838 OK, sure. But what's an airplane? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7839 "And what's a mastodon station? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
7840 As if being at the top of the food chain was not enough! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7841 In the future, they may invent a song entitled "Stairway to Heaven 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7842 It's only rocks in a pile... but I like it 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7843 You're going nowhere you know. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7844 Ok ok! Can we come home now? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
7845 Building stairs to the sky, Sisyphus remains happy 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
7846 I think you just invented stairs 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7847 The voice told me to build it and get to the airport early. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7848 Did you really need to build one more leading no where just for show? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7849 In five thousand years, people are sure going to wonder what this means. (I have posted the same caption 2x because when I reviewed it, later, only half of the caption showed up. I thought it best to post it again). Hope this is OK 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7850 I think I'm onto something here. I'm gonna need a patent. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
7851 How's that Stairway to Heaven coming along? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7852 Usually I use the elevator, but it’s out of order... 1.1486 0.03692 74 64 10 0
7853 But darling the pyramids are not for another millenium or two 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7854 What can I say, I'm an abstract Stoneman. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
7855 Not sure this is what they meant by the stone age. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7856 Not exactly a stairway to heaven! But it does rock. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
7857 Steve, when you step down from your creation we can discuss making better use of your time here in the Stone Age. 1.1481 0.03562 81 72 8 1
7858 I call it “Stairway to Heaven”. I just need to find that bustle in your hedgerow to finish it off. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7859 Just as I thought. Over the hill, more rocks. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
7860 What'd you say it was? "Es-ka-la-tor" 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
7861 Catch and eat what shinny things at night" 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7862 Come down from there and hunt, while I gather. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
7863 Yeah, but, what's it good for 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7864 These days there are just buildings everywhere. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7865 Very good, dear. Now all you have to do is invent the Slinky. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7866 I said hand me the next stone ! 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7867 Honey, I’m only a stone’s throw away ,,,,,. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7868 Stairway to Heaven here honey... 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7869 You like my new invention, honey? I called it "gender gap" 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7870 I left no stone unturned. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7871 Trying to watch evolution comfortably from heaven 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7872 You need to stop taking Zeppelin’s lyrics so literally! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7873 I think this idiom will be a real stepping stone for me. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7874 You’ve climbed the ladder, but to what end? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7875 Beyond a grand entrance, what else are we supposed to do with this? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7876 The Pterosaur Airlines just called. Your flight's delayed. Something about a fatal layover. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7877 Go ahead, try to keep up with the Boneses. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7878 Don’t tell me again how you were Led Zeppelin’s inspiration! 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7879 You are getting good at rock climbing. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7880 Equality since the stone ages. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7881 Don’t worry, I’ll invite you up in a couple hundred years 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7882 On my way to become a Jetson 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7883 Wilma, this is the Top of the Rock! Supreme View! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
7884 No, Steve... for the last time, rolling down the rocks is not called ‘Rock n’ Roll’” 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7885 Promise to behave , one stone & you are no more 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7886 Have you seen midsommar? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7887 "If you're going to invent tourism, you'll have to do better than that. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
7888 I meant berries, Bart. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
7889 Stairway to heaven, my eye. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
7890 Are you going to test the stand of time? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
7891 And then you try and jump to the top of that flagpole setting off the fireworks 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
7892 My therapist is on speed-dial, Mildred," said Larry. "I'm afraid that's a few millennia away, Craig. I'm afraid you'll have to figure out how to get down from there yourself. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
7893 How much for your stairway to heaven? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
7894 Which way? 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
7895 I'm not going to catch you this time, so stop thinking of flying again 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
7896 Well,this may be handy if we ever find a reason to go up 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
7897 you built it, so how is paradise? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
7898 That's not what I meant when I told you to climb the ladder... 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
7899 I never said I was better than you. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
7900 You're always trying to put me on a pedestal! Now see what you've done. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
7901 Two more and I'm done. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
7902 Karen vs. cairn 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
7903 Rock. Stairway. Heaven... No, I don't think there is anything there. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
7904 Finding the rocks was easy - but getting up here was an entirely new story. 1.1477 0.03804 88 77 10 1
7905 Ambien 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
7906 Before I go any further, Governor Palin, do you support this bridge to nowhere or not?" 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
7907 I see no god up here but meeeee. Oh hi little one want a fruity pebble box? 1.1474 0.03656 95 83 11 1
7908 I know you like House #1 the best, but this one's below our max budget AND has the view we've always dreamed of" (submitted by Laurie Pearlman Park of Upper St. Clair, PA 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
7909 OK...now let's see if I can do it in heels. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
7910 It's early isosceles, dummy! 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
7911 It's a great idea ... but what do I do when I get up here? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7912 You do this every time you’re stoned. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7913 Now do you believe me? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7914 So this is your pandemic project? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7915 I can see your bridge to nowhere from here. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7916 ok, but this still doesn't prove your weird triangle theorem 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7917 Great. Now we need snow, and then you need to invent skis. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7918 You’re getting ahead of yourself again. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7919 Is this an example of triangulation? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7920 Nanny nanny boo-boo! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7921 And we will call this place The Cotswalds. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7922 Building a Slinky is going to be harder. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7923 Well Mr. inventor you might wanna “step” yourself down here and tell your five kids why they have nothing to eat for this evening 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7924 I asked around. The only part of "rock band Led Zeppelin" anyone recognized was "rock". 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7925 How much for the stairway to heaven? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
7926 It's been a long quarantine, I'm practicing Not-so-Social Distancing. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
7927 Oh! Captain! My Captain! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7928 It's very pretty, but what good is it? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7929 Honey, I think I have Truman syndrome.... 1.1467 0.03648 75 65 10 0
7930 Pythagoras, What do you think you are doing?" "It's an Earthwork. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7931 It is the only way I felt I could lord over you. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7932 OK, Goog, I'm totally impressed with your skillful building of igneous and sedimentary rock stairs and balancing yourself at the top... but I'm still not going to have sex with you! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7933 This would have gone a lot better if you had invented the wheel first. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7934 Can't wait 5000 years to get the new iDrone 11 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7935 Now we just need to build the bathroom” 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7936 Ok, Man, but I don’t think getting Jenga is worth it if you crush your skull in the fall. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
7937 The view is better from up here 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
7938 This one might be TOO open concept. Where would I hang my cave drawings? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
7939 You expect me to tell time from this? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7940 If you run and get that 'wheel' I invented last week and bring it up here, I will show you what 'stairs' are good for 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
7941 I asked for an equilateral triangle. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7942 I think you’ll make a big impact on the world. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
7943 It’s over Cavemanikin. I have the high ground 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7944 I want to exercise at home. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7945 Building social distancing. 1.1463 0.04293 82 73 7 2
7946 I call it a pyramid,just not quite done yet 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7947 Just watch, this will get more attention than Stonehenge! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7948 I’m sure you’ll cave. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
7949 How is the weather up in heaven? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
7950 This is your stairway to heaven? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7951 No, Kevin, I don't think people will one day ask "How in the world did they do that?" 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7952 Go check the blueprints again. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7953 I thought you said, "meet me for the top desert eclairs" 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7954 Aag, ooo ooo ugh gu Uggh! 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
7955 I don’t think this is what they meant by the rock 'n' roll lifestyle. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7956 ...and this is what you meant by 'hunting and gathering' 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
7957 Somehow, your "stairway to earth" just doesn't have a good ring to it. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7958 That’s nice, dear, but what I asked for was a circle of little doorways 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
7959 I thought building the staircase first would make the rest easier. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
7960 Just watch -- I CAN stay up here all year! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7961 Game of stones. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
7962 Thanks for coming to my rock show. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7963 ‘That’s not what I meant when I asked you to climb the stairway to heaven love’ 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
7964 « Rocks only go up » 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
7965 I swear to god, George, you better have my yard cleaned up before dinner 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7966 Flatten the staircase!! Its March already!! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
7967 Much like me, this only looks impressive and stable from afar. 1.1463 0.03523 82 71 11 0
7968 Cavewoman - "What about these pieces over here?" Caveman - "They always put a few extra pieces in the box." 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7969 -and then the bronze figure goes up here." The Gary Larson Monument Comission at wor 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
7970 this is no time for a game of Jenga. Or, Haven't you heard of the keystone arch? Or, I told you to study harder in Engineering 101. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
7971 It’s more paradisiacal up here. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
7972 It's called an escalator. I'm announcing a run for president. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
7973 I thought you said you wanted a "Stairway to heaven" 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
7974 As the Mexico supposed to pay for this? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
7975 Watch your step! Hey,that a good name for these. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
7976 I'm getting too old to jump up on a brontosaurus. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
7977 I’m sure Led Zeppelin would love this. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
7978 I still think a ranch house would be fine. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
7979 What do you want with your dinner, potatoes or rice? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
7980 That’s your stairway to heaven? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
7981 Sisyphus, eat your heart out! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
7982 Stone what? 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
7983 The First Almost-12-Step Program... 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
7984 I really expected the 'stairway to heaven ' to be much larger" 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
7985 I think I need more rocks 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
7986 You see this Marge ...I 'm standing at the hypotenuse of a right angle, and one day its gonna big 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7987 You can't make a stairway to heaven, the concept hasn't been invented yet 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7988 Hey, I can see our cave from here! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7989 And that is your stairway to heaven? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7990 I call it STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN. Mock all you want—in 10,000 years it’ll be a HUGE HIT. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7991 I asked for a set of chairs, not stairs. Where am I supposed to keep these? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7992 I’ve just invented the staircase. That’s why! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7993 It needs refinement, but I call it 'stairs' 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7994 You said the only way was up!" 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7995 Where is the boardroom??? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7996 That’s only five feet. You know we live together, right? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
7997 Is that rent controlled? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7998 Hi, I’m Trog... and I’m a Meadoholic. Hi, Trog. Welcome to the very first 12 Step! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7999 You went so high that I can finally see you 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
8000 Will you be my Queen of the hill? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
8001 Okay, it’s a good beginning. Now how about the fishes? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
8002 What d’ya know? Mankind’s first anachronism. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
8003 It's a what escape? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
8004 Why not build the first story before worrying about getting to the second story? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
8005 But you said:” no Stairway to Heaven!” 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
8006 I like it, dear, now bring it home! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
8007 Well it's a long way from a golden escalator but maybe someday. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
8008 That’s one small step for man, one giant pile of stepping stones for mankind. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
8009 I’ll build a stairway to Paradise, with a new rock every day! I’m gonna get there infested with lice; Stand aside, I think I’m gay! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
8010 OK, Sisy, you come on down now! Don't even imagine you're happy up there! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
8011 No. That doesn't make you the rock of ages. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
8012 The stairway to heaven might be a bit more difficult than we thought. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
8013 I’ll show YOU a high pot in use! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
8014 Really? We have trees for that! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
8015 I said we need a "bolder angle". 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
8016 Still avoiding taking out the trash? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
8017 Regardless of how much you rock, no stairway! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
8018 That’s not what meant when I told you to elevate your mind. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
8019 And I say to myself it's a wonderful world... 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
8020 Yeah, there's no way humans built the pyramids 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
8021 Well, you're no Jimmy Page. 1.1446 0.03690 83 73 9 1
8022 ...all right, now you just wait for one to come by, and then you kiss it." 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
8023 What ever gave you the the idea I wanted to buy a stairway to Heaven? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
8024 I like your Stairway to Heaven. 1.1446 0.03485 83 72 11 0
8025 OK, I swear I'll stop chewing dinosaur gum all day long. It looks as though my breath is starting to affect you... 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
8026 I think I'm in Heaven. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
8027 But you said, 'The sky's the limit!' 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
8028 So what's this? A stairway to paradise? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
8029 This is taking Brutalism too far. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
8030 I call it a stonecase. If I can find a cave higher off the ground it’ll be great. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
8031 How high did you say the Tower of Babel was? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
8032 Just because I led the Zeppelin up the stairway to heaven doesn't mean I'm a rocker! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
8033 No, I said I wanted you a stone’s throw away! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
8034 The paleo diet has really improved my CrossFit. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
8035 Nice, but how do we carry all these stones to England? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
8036 Some call it a wall. It defines countries. It's a new idea I just came up with . I 'll give you first dibs on naming it. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
8037 Bottoms up! 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
8038 Come later, let say with moonlight. Then you'll see a beast that will deserve your respect 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
8039 Rocky!! I don't see how repeatedly running up there, singing your little Tiger Eye song is going to put food on the table! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
8040 Just like in Mario. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
8041 Great, now all we need is a reason to go up and down this thing until we don’t have to 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
8042 I miss Alex Trebek every day. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
8043 I am Pythagoras." "NO! I am Pythagoras! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
8044 They advise 10,000 steps, but I think I’ve had it! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
8045 Higher Stoned 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
8046 But why don't you take the elevator? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
8047 Yes, you've made a great pile of rocks, but you should have been out hunting for dinner. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
8048 Pondering The Many Steps Between Mr. and Mrs. Hardplace 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
8049 Hey honey, wanna watch me try out my new fancy-shmancy Squatty Potty? 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
8050 Congress gave me $1Billion to build it. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
8051 Just ‘for show’? 1.1429 0.04014 77 68 8 1
8052 What do you think? Is this high enough to avoid the great flood? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8053 Get down from there Pythagoras. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
8054 Ok yeah, but what about the one with the long neck 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
8055 How many times? First mammoth THEN embarkation pile. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
8056 I think what I've done here is a classic 'cart before the horse' situation and I can't explain what that means until we domesticate some animals and invent the wheel. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
8057 Rockstar. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
8058 You rock my world! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
8059 They're called stairs. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8060 It was then that Anakin realized Obi-wan had the higher ground. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
8061 Pythagorean, what's your theory this time? Get down here! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
8062 And what if I DON'T want a visualization of projected human population growth? 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
8063 Rocked by first man 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
8064 I call it a Higher-Looker. 1.1429 0.03689 70 61 9 0
8065 Now all we have to do is wait for a good snow fall. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8066 I just heard this song called "Stairway to Heaven." 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
8067 I told you I’d build a ladder to the stars for you, darling, and I meant it! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
8068 ... and then there will be gift shops, and miniatures of this thing, think about it, people will pay for stuff like this... 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
8069 I’d climb the highest mountain for you! 1.1429 0.03396 70 61 9 0
8070 Okay, but even if they DO start to move, where do they go when they get to the bottom? 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
8071 ... and the voice from the future kept repeating “Stairway to Heaven”, over and over again! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
8072 I am not out here wasting my time. You are looking at the ladder of success. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
8073 How does that make sense, ron? In what way does that make sense? Are you dense? How would this help with our sex life, exactly? God dammit, ron. Damn you. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
8074 Martha dear, I call this new invention STAIRS 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
8075 This is what the Corporate Ladder looked like 3 million years ago. Not much has changed since then. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
8076 Only 12 steps to defeat my gravityism? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8077 Come down from there! Personal injury lawyers havn't been invented yet! 1.1429 0.04023 84 75 7 2
8078 So, where do we go from here? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
8079 Okay,now that its finished,what are you planning to do with it? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
8080 I said to man up,not literally man up higher. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
8081 Durg see house-cave from here. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
8082 I have news of biblical proportions. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8083 It's a little too bumpy 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
8084 Wouldn’t it just be easier to set up some detention centers? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
8085 The world’s first hypotenuse! Like it? 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
8086 It is a social ladder. If you bring another boulder up, be careful it doesn't roll down. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
8087 You always say "Listen to your mother." Well, Mom told me to pull out a stone in the middle and then run. Just sayin" 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
8088 It would be nicer if there was a smoother way to come down. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8089 Now jump around and wave your arms, Rocky. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
8090 I guess I'll just never evolve up to your level. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
8091 Nice work, but where’s dinner? 1.1429 0.04213 70 62 7 1
8092 Stoned and high - still can't feel a thing. Your dealer's a crook. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8093 Sure you can see the dinosaurs farther out like this but then they can spot you more easily too. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
8094 I see you finally crawled your way to the pinnacle of success. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
8095 I forgot my climbing gear. Any way it's a bad hair day for me. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8096 If I climb all the way up there just so you can say, "Isn't this great," you are in big trouble mister. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
8097 What do you see?" "A giant wave of viruses coming at us! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8098 Oh Sisysphus, you're so creative! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
8099 What I "gather" is: You just think that you are "hunting". 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
8100 Como se dice / 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8101 Heaven! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
8102 No bad. But how are you going to know how many calories you burned? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
8103 If you build it, they will come. We'll see. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8104 Very nice. But how do you get back down? 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
8105 ' I'll build a stairway to paradise' is only a metaphor 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
8106 Wheel” just sounds so awkward. I’m calling it “Fire Escape” 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
8107 Do you think it's rock solid? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
8108 What's next? A swimming pool 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
8109 Honey, the self-improvement epoch challenge instructed you to sort your valuable belongings not stack them. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
8110 Someday in the future you’ll make as much money as I do for the same job...way, way, way in the future! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
8111 I was scared I’d hit rock bottom - 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
8112 Well it's not that difficult to climb without support 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
8113 I'm not letting you watch the Truman Show ever again! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
8114 You said leisurely workout... 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
8115 The original stair stepper. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
8116 did you not SEE the laundry basket at the bottom? 1.1429 0.04452 70 63 5 2
8117 They told me at shop its design specially for affordable caves 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8118 I am no Pythagoras, but if you wanted to fall for me, you should have chosen a better way. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
8119 This new idea isn't going to work Frank. We already have tress we can climb to give us a view from the top! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8120 I'll let you clean up. I'll make the meal 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8121 You're no ROCKet scientist, Fred, but you're on your way to stardom 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
8122 Come on, Earl. Get your head out of the clouds. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
8123 Yeah I totally own this cairn's non--fungible transfer. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
8124 ...SO AS I WAS SAYING... 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
8125 I made it here "Because it's there." 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
8126 How many men have you lain with? 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
8127 Come on Karen, I'm almost done building the first level ... all I need to do is jump off, grab the flagpole, and save the Princess. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
8128 Sorry, hon. I do recognize your fears! JK Fuller. Genoa, N 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
8129 You see any glass houses from up there? 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
8130 That’s very big of you Tom, now if you could come down and mow the lawn or help with dinner. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
8131 Castle, shmastle. You’re still a dirty rascal. 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
8132 Don't stop now. It's not tall enough to reach heaven." 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
8133 Paleozoic, I presume. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
8134 Have you a death wish? You're at T-Rex mouth level. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
8135 No. I don't see the Brontosaur-Bus climbing up the edge of the Earth, either. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
8136 That is what I meant on the rocks 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
8137 Stone age Jenga 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
8138 Don't turn this into a brick measuring contest. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
8139 And now for a little Jenga. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
8140 Ted, what kind of 12 step program is this? 1.1412 0.05063 85 77 4 4
8141 You did this! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
8142 And my balcony goes at the top? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
8143 You're still up there? Thog and his glacially slow mammoth must be running late again for the carpool. 1.1412 0.03979 85 76 7 2
8144 Zog demonstrates the twelve steps in the stoned age 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
8145 Donald honey, I think that walls high enough already.... 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
8146 You’re always up to something, aren’t ya 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
8147 Look Ma!!!! I’m top of the world!!!!! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
8148 Thag, that's not how you evolve. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
8149 Your brother is on his way here. Remember how he used to knock over your blocks? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
8150 I doubt the dinosaurs will mistake you for one of them 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
8151 quite Pythy, my genius! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
8152 Is that the one going nowhere just for show? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
8153 So you think you’re going to enjoy this pedestal? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
8154 Bob, don't be silly. You don't even know how to spell "banister". 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
8155 I should have read the directions first. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
8156 You're 50, Jared, stop hiding from your prostate exam. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
8157 Yeah, I am the lady we all know ... So what's all this?? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
8158 Its called Bitcoin. The latest thing. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
8159 Have you done a shadow study? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
8160 Turns out the moon is a bit outta reach, Mary. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
8161 Early man’s first attempt at getting stoned. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
8162 Well, are you coming to dinner or not? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
8163 Ok Vilma, you tell me how many steps it takes to manage an addiction to building cairns? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
8164 You must be stone crazy! Come on down Honey, surely we work through the rock spots! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
8165 male dominancy since the ancient times 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
8166 i wanna leave at upstairs 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
8167 Wondering why you have to face rock bottoms on your way forth? It all makes sense! They'll make you see what's up there❤️ 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
8168 Sashay you stay. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
8169 Hold my beer 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8170 This doesn't look like stone age to me! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8171 I walk up by stepping on stones. Now don't know how to get down. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8172 I'm looking for a well balanced companion. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8173 No, I admire it; you can come down and I promise I shall not hit you, nor call you James any more. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8174 If the DMT pen isn't up there, I don't know where it is! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8175 I invented getting stoned. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8176 Patriarchy smachriarchy. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8177 Get down! It’s time for supper! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8178 "What do you mean you don't mean to talk down to me? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8179 Quick... find me a stone that is key to finishing this arch! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8180 It's time to come down, Zog, the entire neighborhood is laughing at you. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
8181 You're playing a dangerous game. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8182 Should we call them steps? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
8183 Stairs have already been invented. What we could REALLY use is the wheel. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8184 I thought the purchase order said upright and circular? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8185 Welcome to Slide™ Early Access Edition. Pre-order now for exclusive granite stone skin option! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8186 The isolation triangle is my rock. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8187 Pythagoras, get down here and see squarely in my eyes when I’m talking to you! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8188 Be careful up there. One wrong step would hurt you hard. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8189 Maslow come down 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8190 Just because he looked at me, your making a mountain out of a molehill. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8191 You're not going to get anywhere if this is your idea of climbing the corporate ladder. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8192 I told you; there's no attic. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8193 To get an echo, these rocks need to be a mountain. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
8194 'Who knows, one day they might build something even bigger." 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
8195 I swear I'm not stoned. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
8196 You don’t look like Rapunzel. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
8197 For what it's worth ... But now come down, Durc 1.1398 0.03615 93 82 10 1
8198 You expect ME to pay for that? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
8199 Out of sight! Out of mind? 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
8200 Why don’t you call them stares since that’s what they’ve been getting a lot of from everyone. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
8201 You wanted a rock solid new perspective, so I redecorated the house 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
8202 Ok, Thag, you don’t have to go such great heights to prove your theory.’ 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
8203 You'll be a millionaire when someone invents the 2 storey house. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
8204 Not the wedgie I had in mind 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
8205 That reminds me. Is your high pot in use? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
8206 THE WORLD’S FIRST STONEMASON/CHOREOGRAPHER: “Okay, one more time, “Stairway to Paradise” from the top.” 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
8207 This once, could you pull out a seat for me? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
8208 THIS HEAVEN NOW 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
8209 It's a representation of our household's WiFi signal strength. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
8210 Not yet, Francis! We're doing Paleo-Parables, not Tower of Babel! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
8211 And you said I wouldn’t get anywhere. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
8212 And what happens after we've climbed to the top? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
8213 You cant reach the top without understanding the bottom first 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
8214 I don't think this is what the guy at Guitar Center had in mind when he told you "Take it elsewhere." 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
8215 They’re called stairs, Mona. I’ve already filed for a utility patent. Now we just sit back and let the money pour in. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
8216 Karl you are not going to fucking believe the view from up here. Definitely worth the extra rent 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
8217 I call it Stairway To Heaven, and its hard rock” 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
8218 The Invention of Hierarchy - circa 42,000 BCE 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
8219 I tried to build a stairway to heaven but I think it might take a few more centuries. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
8220 It raises your staring game. So ... StareMaster? StareFlight? StareSet? Maybe shorter? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8221 What’s Heaven like? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
8222 I just found the cutest little walk-up! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
8223 What are you doing up there?" Response: " Practicing my acceptance speech!" Category: Hard Rock. Song: Stoneway to Heaven. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8224 It's trickle-down economics, Linda. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8225 Sorry but that's not isosceles. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
8226 I asked for something classy, and you give me a pile of stones. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8227 I can't take it any more! I have reached the end of my rock! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
8228 Too many rocks, not enough roll. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
8229 It's like Yertle the Turtle, but with stones. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8230 Rome wasn't built in a day but this pile of rocks was! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
8231 Because coat hangers won't be invented for another 20,000 years. Now come on up here. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
8232 I forgot the rail! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
8233 I was told this was the stairway to heaven. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8234 All this work and I still can’t see it... 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8235 I don’t think this is up to code Nimrod” 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8236 I got the idea from Led Zeppelin. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
8237 But that's the only rock worth rolling. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8238 The slide Little Bobby wanted from the toy store wouldn't have cost very much. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8239 The buttress won't be invented for another 2 million years. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
8240 I don't see a kitchen! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
8241 I'm really not sure about this staircase, Jenga... 1.1392 0.05324 79 72 3 4
8242 Now that I’ve come so far, I’ve decided to retire and become a painter 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
8243 Don't be so dramatic. You could have just told me you think our marriage is on the rocks. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
8244 So I said to the guy, 'What are you looking at?' and he said 'cairn' and left in a huff. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
8245 Let's call it 'The Corporate ladder' 1.1392 0.03481 79 70 9 0
8246 Don’t just stair at me from your moral high ground 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8247 My high horse wasn't high enough. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8248 Yes, I'm thinking this is the first skyscraper too! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
8249 Is that supposed to be a staircase ,satisfying your urge to be the "top of the world". 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
8250 Now do you see what I mean about how being placed on a pedestal is just a misogynistic tactic to limit a woman's choices? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
8251 Come on up. The Earthlings have brought us a car! 1.1389 0.04556 72 65 5 2
8252 I'm worried when Og gets home. He just hates it when I move the furniture around. 1.1389 0.03313 72 63 9 0
8253 When I said, ‘“Let’s get stoned”, that’s not what I meant. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
8254 And now after all those years you made me live in a cave you do this? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
8255 Now we just need someone to invent the “down” escalator. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
8256 hey , I can see my house from up here ! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
8257 So has triangulation helped you figure out where we are? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
8258 I know you`re trying to climb the corporate ladder,honey, but please be home in time for dinner. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
8259 Make one more, with anchovies, to top off my pizza tower 1.1389 0.04104 72 64 7 1
8260 Little did they know that just a few thousand years later, help would finally arrive in the form of more intelligent, green men. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
8261 Come down off that ladder of success. You’re not going anywhere! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
8262 Something about another 40 years” 1.1389 0.03596 72 63 9 0
8263 With every step we rise to the top 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
8264 The dawn of Trump 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
8265 I can’t hear you while i’m rocking around 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
8266 I swear! When I walk down you grow up again! 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
8267 I'm making a stairway to heaven. Now take that rock - n - roll it over here. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
8268 Did you say stairway to heaven or paradise “? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8269 I meant stoned and high figuratively. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8270 Paper. Do I win? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
8271 Well, I don't want to fall over if I ever do win an Oscar! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8272 It's a Tuesday afternoon and once again you're high af... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8273 I'm really stoned." 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
8274 So this is how you get your rocks on? 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
8275 I call it a “slip and slide”, the first one ever created. Thinking about a ‘wheel’ next. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
8276 Well at least one of us is using the StairMaster. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
8277 You are completely stoned. 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
8278 We don’t even have an attic. 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
8279 I've decided it's high time men starting down at women. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8280 I'm calling it "stone way to heaven". 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
8281 It's my new filing system. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
8282 Great! That and a handful of stones might get you a cup of coffee. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8283 Now, sit down and slide down it on your butt! 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
8284 That's not how you play Jinga 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
8285 You just can’t resist a good Instagram challenge, can you? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
8286 That’s not how you play rock, paper, scissor.” @jessielev8 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
8287 Okay Mario. Then you’ll jump off here, onto a flagpole and slide all the way down. Trust me, one day it’s gonna be HUGE! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
8288 So, Babbel, what do you call it.? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
8289 Now hop down on one foot! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
8290 Well Kevin,maybe you're finished playing caveman,you can come home and do the dishes. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
8291 I'll build a stairway to Paradise, with a new step every day. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
8292 Impressive. But it doesn’t glitter and that’s not heaven. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
8293 Honey, this is your stairway to heaven! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
8294 now, I think, a newel post 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
8295 Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.Nor Pandemic, Derecho, Acts of Terrorism, Fraudulent Elections, Polar Freezes, Wi-Fi, Twitter nor Darkest of Powerless Days. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
8296 5G is liberating!" 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
8297 Stone master. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
8298 Instruction manuals haven't been invented yet. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
8299 Great idea for fitness buffs, Morg...but will it sell? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
8300 No one can challenge me." "Ha ha, look at your base, you can be crumbled and crushed underneath. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
8301 What's the sense. Nobody wants this. It ruins the landscape. - I call it slide. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
8302 Kid, get down from here. And you’re not fooling anyone with your “son of god” B.S. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
8303 Stairway to the stars. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
8304 Fetch my guitar. I feel like playin’. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
8305 I think I’m onto something—just 12 steps and I’m free! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
8306 You forecast what?!” “Heads up, this is the upper limit! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
8307 Great, now I’m the only one at rock bottom. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
8308 Come down Donnelly, you can't stay up there forever. Even the Sun and Moon switch positions. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
8309 I think we should call them longity walkities because you have to take so many steps. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
8310 Social distancing rocks! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
8311 'Consider this the first burj Khalifa' 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
8312 sure is high up here 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
8313 this isn't what they meant when they said you were on another level 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
8314 You’re right, the view wasn’t worth it 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
8315 Congratulations on the first folly ever built! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
8316 It's from an ancient story by Led Zeppelin. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
8317 You're not going to be any safer up there if you take a step back. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
8318 No Heaven. I wouldn't buy it. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
8319 We'll charge more for the view from this dwelling " 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
8320 Heaven? Noooooo! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
8321 Not much else to do here in Jericho. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
8322 I said that I wanted to “get high” 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
8323 Never mind, I was just saying what the picture clearly shows and adding nothing more of substance, much less humour" 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
8324 MY LITTLE TOWN BLUES... 1.1370 0.03273 73 64 9 0
8325 I still can’t see the car. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
8326 This isn't going to get us to heaven. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
8327 How did we ever get along without a boondoggle? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
8328 When you get stoned, collect them to reach your dreams. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
8329 Are you sure this distance will help us resolve our fight 1.1370 0.03552 73 64 9 0
8330 Gneiss view? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
8331 Yes, it's your pedestal, but it was supposed to be a surprise. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
8332 Well, I suppose if you could come up with a few more, they might pay for a membership! 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
8333 You look like a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold. Wanna buy this staircase? By the year 1971 it’ll go all the way to heaven. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
8334 I can see that meteor better from here 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
8335 I know it’s not exact, but it looks like some kind of scheme to me. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
8336 Can I buy your stairway to heaven? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
8337 Can we start a family now? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
8338 It is so tall enough to touch heaven! You’re just jealous that I’m going to get smote for my hubris and you’re not! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
8339 Now everyone will know our relationship is on the rocks! 1.1364 0.03679 88 78 9 1
8340 You're unHenged! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
8341 Stairway to Heaven“ might be a little over-the-top. How about “Rocks and Gravel“? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
8342 Are you high, Potenuse? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
8343 Come on, every over cave has one! 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
8344 Act your stone age. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
8345 Looks like the start of something big! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
8346 I rather thought I would call it "Jenga!" 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
8347 I think somehow the lack of oxygen that’s up there got to you before you even started climbing 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
8348 I have you to thank for my rockpile of a life. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
8349 This is the Stone Age, not the Led Age. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
8350 Well, Groo, you're one step closer to your dream of riding a mastodon. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
8351 You made your point: left skew is different from right skew. Now would you please come down there? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
8352 Is this a 6 feet distance? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
8353 To find I’m King of the Hill. Top of the heap. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
8354 I swear this is how they build houses in Egypt right now 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
8355 Looks more like a torture device to me. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
8356 I’m gonna wait up here until deodorant is invented. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
8357 It’s what we call a “floating stair” 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
8358 I call it "Stepping Stone to Success." 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
8359 Grisbella, rock climbing is a comer. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
8360 To the Moon is where I'm going, to the Moon! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
8361 I know I’m late but I am working on higher math 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
8362 OK, so you're king of the hill. But don't you realize you're just standing on top of a heap of dinosaurs' dungs ? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
8363 After the wheel, I thought I'd call this one Jenga. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
8364 Why do I always have to be Sisyphus?! 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
8365 I’ve reached the peak of the Stone Age! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
8366 You want we should call it, “Stonehedge?” 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
8367 Conspiracy Theorists”You can’t reach me” 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
8368 When I’m up here, it means I need at least 10 minutes of space. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
8369 Wisdom!!? I’ll give you wisdom. When that stupid thing collapses, you’re pankake! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
8370 Do you like it honey? I’m calling it “The Patriarchy”! 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
8371 Price aggressively. We’re the only cave in town with a view. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
8372 Of course dear, as soon as I invent glass you can start to come up.. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8373 It’s just a prototype but my new idea is to build up. I’ll call them ‘skyscrapers’. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8374 Get down from there or you'll become a meme 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
8375 Very impressive. If you live in a 2 story cave. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
8376 Don’t worry, you’ll be ok! 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
8377 Quit trying to make "house" happen. 1.1354 0.03006 96 84 12 0
8378 Beautiful staircase for our daughter’s wedding! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
8379 Okay but how do you get down? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
8380 Just wait til Cheops discovers this. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
8381 I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE TO BE " ON TOP OF THINGS" BUT REALLY, THIS IS GOING A LIITLE TOO FAR!!!! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
8382 next Im planning to invent the 4- rock skateboard and get it on Shark Tank. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
8383 I haven’t figured out stairs yet. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
8384 It's got tremendous upside potential 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
8385 It's interesting, but I still have to check out what Sam and Peter have done. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
8386 Thanks for being patient, so here,as promised is my Stone Age Right Triangle 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
8387 I think this might be a bit too bumpy for that wheel Cronk just invented. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
8388 Makes the Rocky Horror Show look easy. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
8389 From this angle, everything looks rocky.” “Then get down.” “Can’t I am too high! 1.1351 0.03508 74 65 9 0
8390 well, I guess I ran out of things to do 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
8391 I just can't seem to cairn enough 1.1351 0.04001 74 66 7 1
8392 Really, Gary? You start working out here right when my parents come to visit? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
8393 You were always good at staircases. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
8394 Whatever you do, don't take a selfie! 1.1348 0.03461 89 79 9 1
8395 This is not the Stairway to Heaven you promised. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
8396 This is fun. Want to join me? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
8397 Makes no more sense than the lyrics did. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
8398 Hey, Sis. Can you push one more rock up to the top for me? 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
8399 I thought I was your stepping stone! 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
8400 Ok...good... now turn around carefully and jump - head first 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
8401 I saw this in a Mario game 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
8402 It's an open concept... 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
8403 Congratulations, Kal. What's a staircase? 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
8404 My Imagination functions much better at the top. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
8405 I don’t know... I heard this place was a pyramid scheme. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
8406 « I don’t think that’s what they meant by 12-step program. » 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
8407 But the deer will also see you up there 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8408 Really? Another stairs to nowhere? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8409 It's my small attempt to avoid global warming. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8410 It’s a nice stonehenge, honey, but I’m afraid I can see your fuckin cock from here. 1.1343 0.03919 67 60 6 1
8411 The president of Brazil said that I can become an alligator if I get this vaccine. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8412 Oh, here you go, playing God again. Unbelievable. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
8413 And you're going to jump off of that to slide down a little flagpole? Then what?" "I dunno...maybe fireworks? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
8414 Hi. I'm Johnnie Walker. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
8415 Bill, I think we shall call them stairs. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
8416 The first stairclimber was made of stones from over 10,000 steps away. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
8417 Oh goody! That rock in the middle looks ripe for the taking. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
8418 What's up Peloton? 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
8419 Sure it [E1B54F78-9885-457B-97CA-95EF31D2550C] (reporting strategy default)> 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
8420 It's an inception for a future science fiction movie. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
8421 Why reinvent the wheel? 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
8422 Thought this was the stairway to Paradise 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
8423 The only way to climb that stairway to heaven is if you're stoned. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
8424 You do know that Stonehenge has already been built, right? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
8425 Just so you know, Herman, not all that glitters is gold. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
8426 You're being hysterical Scott 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
8427 First of all Grob, it's called Climbing the Corporate 'LADDER' and secondly, it's not a thing yet.. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
8428 You are late, the pterodactyl is gone... 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
8429 Mike, there’s no way I’m waiting 2,000 years for wage equality. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
8430 Can you meet my point of view? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
8431 Come down and clean the toilets already ! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
8432 This is about six feet, right? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
8433 I’m calling them stepping stones. 1.1333 0.03935 90 81 7 2
8434 It's my Stairway to Heaven. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
8435 What are you Babbling about this time? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
8436 Location, location, location... 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
8437 Is this where you vote? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
8438 You rock me, baby! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8439 I'm almost positive it's called a pied-a-terre. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8440 Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8441 one wrong move, then all that hard work will fall into shambles. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8442 A 3-4-5? What's that? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
8443 ...but this'll put a bustle in your hedgerow m'lady. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
8444 I said infinity POOL. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
8445 A sand pile? Not in a million years? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
8446 You call that a sewing room?! 1.1333 0.04384 75 68 5 2
8447 The new staircase looks rock solid. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
8448 Ya it still looks like a tree from here. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
8449 It's for when I want to stare at the horizon. Any suggestions? 1.1333 0.03952 75 67 7 1
8450 What the heck is a "Promposal"!?! 1.1333 0.03195 75 66 9 0
8451 First a Tread Millstone, now this? 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
8452 Yes, I see the stairway. I’m just not sure it leads to Heaven. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
8453 Don't be square! Come up here 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
8454 It all depends on how you behave once you get success, honey! I will lay a concrete base to support or I may kick and destroy everything. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
8455 To reack heaven you will need a lot more stones than this. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
8456 Casting about for a false ceiling 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
8457 What do you mean, you want to see the manager? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
8458 See? The gender gap is in your head - We’re starting from the same place! 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
8459 I am trumping our neighbours’ tower. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
8460 I just proved it. The earth is flat 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
8461 OK, Yes, those are nice stairs, to nowhere. Now, pack up your stones and come home for dinner. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
8462 No,Honey,I still don’t see any dinosaurs. 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
8463 Are you sure you want to call it a sliding board? 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
8464 Fortnite circa 10,000 B. C " 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8465 There you go again,spending your days getting stoned. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8466 Something there is that doesn't love a wall... 1.1325 0.03744 83 77 3 3
8467 Did you forget the camera again? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8468 Answer me this: can we eat 'stairs'? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
8469 Is yours an N95? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8470 No, I told you to pick up the rocks not to pile up the rocks! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
8471 Some lady muttering about glitter and gold assured me she would buy this. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
8472 Huh, you were right, there are stairs. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8473 Pythagoras, you’re such a square.” 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
8474 How does it feel to be on a stone with no direction known? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8475 Let me guess, next you'll want my help climbing a ladder. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
8476 I thought I told you to get dinner, not play in the sandbox. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
8477 Honey, if you're building a stairway to Heaven, I think you're going to need a lot more rocks. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
8478 But it’s not exactly a “bridge” to nowhere, now is it? Maybe someday we’ll have the technology. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8479 Don’t jump! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
8480 if only those circular rocks didn’t keep rolling away, we’d be making some real progress 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
8481 Did you miss the plane my Dear? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
8482 Can we call this a success? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8483 Who needs Duolingo? We’ll be speaking French in no time... 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8484 'Jump. You ain't Humpty Dumpty.' We'll never know who was high. 1.1325 0.03744 83 74 8 1
8485 Tell me again why this is a fun sport? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8486 This is not what a I had in mind when I said I wanted to meet someone 6’0 or higher 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8487 I just kept thinking one step ahead 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8488 Maybe from this perspective you will start to believe in me . 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
8489 I just hope the steps are in compliance with the Rock City Building Code. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8490 Well... you've discov 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8491 And this will forever be known as the 12 step process. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8492 I think you've gone far enough! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8493 No you heard me wrong I said first build the hut, and then build the grand staircase that leads to the front door... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8494 Sweetie, that's already done, it's called mountains 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8495 But he said it's the latest fitness invention! The new Stairmaster - 3kg a week in 12 easy steps! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8496 So looks like we’ve discovered the economy... 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8497 It's not exactly heaven, but it's a start! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
8498 Now all I need is a two story cave. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
8499 I. Think the plane has already left. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
8500 Honey, now that we’ve bought this stairway, are you still sure ‘all that glitters is gold’ ? 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
8501 Rocky theme song plays. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
8502 What are you doing all the way up there. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8503 I forgot to build a 'down' rock pile. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8504 I thought you said you were an engineer. That's just a pile of rocks." "Yeah, but it's MY pile of rocks." 1.1316 0.03903 76 68 7 1
8505 I thought you said you had figured out how the Egyptians did it in some strange futuristic dream you had. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8506 N what Now what? / 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8507 You are so steppy. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
8508 You never said you didn't want a walk-up. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8509 To be a rock and not to roll, (before Plant/Page) 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
8510 Why don't you come up deer, you can see our house from here. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
8511 But will it work for aging in place? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
8512 This is what you’ve been doing all day? The kids are hungry! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
8513 When you see your baby girl walk down the stairs in her Prom dress. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
8514 How many times do I have to tell you? I don’t believe in heaven 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8515 ‘There, I built it. Now will you shut up about Trickle Down Economics and just show me already? You promised me a drink.’ 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
8516 I call it stairs and it's for getting upset about having to use it. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
8517 Origin of the term “rock and roll”. 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
8518 I think playing “Stairway to Heaven” would be easier. 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
8519 Looks a bit rocky. 1.1313 0.03702 99 89 8 2
8520 « I have feelings for you too Frank but if you want to marry me, you need to offer me a big shiny rock and the one i’d love to have might cost you an arm and a leg. » 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
8521 I'll throw down the tap shoes and you go next! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8522 It’s been a decade, Greg. You can stop social distancing and get down now. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8523 How long before someone invents Air Force One? 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
8524 I heard stone staircases were in style. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
8525 Grog, I said, "Mountain retreat for a Queen, not King of the Mountain" 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
8526 Well, Sisyphus, it looks like we'll be calling you by your middle name now! Good morning, Clyde! 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
8527 r = √(x^2+ y^2) ≠ 0 !! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
8528 Missing the trees already, huh? 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
8529 I'm going to call it a Cathedral. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
8530 Uncle Issac insists, What goes up will come down. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
8531 Honey, I just don't get it why aren't you helping me at my egoistic staircase 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
8532 Half is done. Now I need to know how to go down with butterflies in my stomach. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
8533 So this is what you meant by needing space 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
8534 So now I'm guessing you think you're king of the castle. Get down here and take out the bones to the midden! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8535 Yes but how will you ever get down again? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8536 They say you were supposed to pay an entrance fee before climbing. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
8537 The stairs look a bit rocky up there. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8538 But I can’t go back to the office now #MyNewYorkerCaption 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8539 Man-friend calls it a "pedestal". 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
8540 Your turn to build the rest of the loft... 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
8541 I can't believe you've taken "Stairway to the Stars" literally! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8542 So you're on a pedestal, Rockie. Now what? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8543 Your doing great honey, now one more step up and back and we will be finished. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8544 Nope! It's not here. Are you sure it was this rock pile? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8545 Bring me a pint of Rocky Road on your way back. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8546 Wow! Check out the view up here 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
8547 So I ordered the Paleoton... 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
8548 I am NOT to old for ladders. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
8549 It took me a long time to build this thing and I’m not coming down until you tell me how you like it!! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8550 something round and mobile would be better 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8551 If we change places, you up here and I stand where you are, will the message stay the same? 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
8552 Hey, lockdown is over! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8553 #vidsha wife " The rock structure resembles Maslow's Hierarchy. In our experiment, I stand below, near the basic needs and my husband, is trying to experience ' self - actualization ' at the top of Maslow's Hierarchy, while skipping the rungs below, since we have no shelter, no food, and nowhere to go anyways. I keep checking at every one hour intervals if he's able to transcend the lower needs at the bottom of the hierarchy. So far no luck. " 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
8554 I am busting my fanny to get ahead and all you do is complain,complain,complain. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
8555 You always do this; how am I supposed to hear you?! 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
8556 You are setting a really high standard! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
8557 I think I call it a Back Flip! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
8558 Now think up bannister. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
8559 What's next? A few wagons in case people fall off? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
8560 That's not a wheel. Not even close. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
8561 Your may be high, but not mighty. 1.1299 0.03856 77 69 7 1
8562 You promised me to never look at women on the horizon! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
8563 There was a fire - years and years ago 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
8564 I was going for a wall. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
8565 Get back down here so I can get a urine sample! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
8566 No, 'down' comes later 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
8567 Thought you could get away, hey?" 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
8568 Its good for exercise,speeches,and in case of an earthquake they’ll call it stonehenge 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
8569 We still needs masks Stan! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
8570 the social climb 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
8571 BTC goes Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. To the Moon. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
8572 You always wanted to get to the top of the career ladder! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
8573 Rock and stairway. Something just led me here. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
8574 I'll be down just as soon as the escalator is invented. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
8575 So Busby, you say you're going to call it '42nd Street'? You must be ahead of your time. I sure don't get it. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
8576 Well is it better than killing a mammoth? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
8577 I promised to build you a stairway to heaven so don't complain. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
8578 What do you think- second floor bathroom too much? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
8579 Can you play something other than stairway to heaven? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
8580 Hey, I told you ... No stairway. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
8581 I'm not paying for that, Robert! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
8582 That’s it, my first single - ‘Stony as she goes’ 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
8583 I think a man cave would be more appropriate for several obvious reasons. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
8584 It’s just a hop, skip and a jump 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
8585 I don't think you can call it the first escalator! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
8586 Honey, have you seen my rock anywhere? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
8587 I need it to get to my bonus room. 1.1287 0.03039 101 89 12 0
8588 It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8589 Stock piling on! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8590 To be a rock and not to roll, oh yeah 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8591 Pathaygus, you are obsessed with right triangles. 1.1286 0.03478 70 62 8 0
8592 I just wish the gym had TVs. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8593 Stairway to heaven?Does that ring a bell? 1.1286 0.03478 70 63 7 0
8594 So this is your "second story" invention? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8595 What do you mean you're going to call it Jenga? No one knows what that means! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
8596 Prom? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8597 Honey, I said I loved the rock song Stairway to Heaven, not build one. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8598 Fred, I said hunt some bears, not make some stairs! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8599 Yeah fine, I know you've got an air-fryer. Can you come down now?! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8600 I'm so high right now that I can see thing's that I wouldn't generally see if I weren't this high. 1.1286 0.04030 70 63 6 1
8601 Now that you are done stepping on stones, come do some hard work too. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8602 Yup, that looks like about 6 feet! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8603 Whenever I play ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER, I keep the rocks afterwards. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8604 You want to do a selfie and you forgot your camera?" 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8605 Well, I do like the natural light, but I was hoping for a southern exposure. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8606 You invented the wheel. I said "This is what you'll be remembered for." But did you listen to me? Noooooooo ! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8607 Where do you think you are going? It didn't work for twump, it's not going to help you. Now get down here and take off those dirty clothes. You smell like a dinosaur. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8608 You said to leave out the 13th floor... 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8609 Are you going to leave a the world a note explaining how you did it? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8610 It just said, "Stairway to Heaven." 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8611 I don't think this is how evolution works. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8612 Honestly, Pythagoras, you and your piles of rocks are driving me crazy! 1.1282 0.03585 78 70 7 1
8613 Like the steps to my castle? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8614 So I'm supposed to climb up there to hear what the meaning of life is? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8615 Mr. Chrysler, "From up here I can rule my entire empire" 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8616 But honey, they haven't invented lead, zeppelins, or even guitars yet. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
8617 Well, I guess we can say that caveman had staircases in the future! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8618 This, my dear, is the first day of our young king's tomb. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8619 Invent the wheel instead of the staircase and I’ll be more attracted to you. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8620 No, it's only 6 feet horizontally and you forgot your mask again. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8621 Dinosaurs, meteors and what one could only assume was a plague sent from god. It’s safe to say their relationship was on the rocks. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8622 Are you closer to what you are looking for? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8623 Am I codependent still if I need help down? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8624 Look, it’s called Art, Gork. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
8625 Because you're starting with the roof? 1.1279 0.04312 86 79 4 3
8626 This will make us a fortune once someone invents the wheel. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
8627 Yes, you're king of the hill - but you big block head, I told you I'm not bringing anything up to you. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
8628 Be careful. No handrails. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
8629 Just call me Rocky. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
8630 Nope,still don’t see heaven. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
8631 Don’t even think of using me as a keystone. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
8632 If you give me food and shelter, I promise to consider what you want. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
8633 Think of it this way: if you lived there you'd be home now. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
8634 Well, he told me I was "buying a stairway to heaven". 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
8635 My brother, Pythagoras, could have helped you solve this! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
8636 This isn't how trust-falls work, dear. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
8637 And you thought Gary’s ‘fire’ was cool. 1.1279 0.03623 86 77 8 1
8638 It’s a sky scraper!! You’ll see... 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
8639 I'll take it!" #ledzeppelinreference 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
8640 I've forgotten my glasses, can you bring them up to me" 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
8641 Someday I intend to light the Olympic torch. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
8642 it's a concept I have decided to call: "crowdfunding" 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
8643 I'm not coming up there unless you get me a chair. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
8644 Wow! I can see all the way to that other rock! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
8645 Ain’t no hill for a climber 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
8646 Damn it Phil, that's NOT what I meant when I said I wanted to get my rocks OFF. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
8647 That’s nice. Now invent the airplane it goes to. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8648 I call it 'The Great Pyramid of Rocks' 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8649 Yes, I think we are 6 feet apart, but what if you have to go to the bathroom? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8650 Did you find her ? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8651 I said you'd be better off losing a stone or two. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8652 what was that story about the house of cards? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8653 Just because its legal now you don't have to get so stoned and high 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8654 The first step-machine: promoting fitness since the Stone Age! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8655 You could have just drawn me a picture, Pythagoras. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8656 Can't you find some way to use your spare time more constructively? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8657 That looks good, but you might step back a bit to adjust your balance. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8658 And just how many hides did you trade for this so-called “pyramid blueprint “? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8659 You can come down from your protest. Our state has lifted the mask mandate. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8660 What? It’s quarantine. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8661 Now all you have to do is invent Upstairs. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8662 You’ve really done it this time honey. Do you still believe that 1,000 years from now people will think this had some mystical or astronomic significance? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8663 Not sure what to call it. All it’s good for is staring. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8664 They started calling you the 'Stone Age Man.' 1.1268 0.03127 71 63 8 0
8665 My daughter says you must be a “rocky fella.” Climbing up, like that, to see “her risin’." 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8666 Is that your stairway to heaven? Seems like you've run out of stairs. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8667 I will build a mountain high enough to get away from you. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8668 Come down, Harold. I promise I won’t make you buckle-up in your high chair. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
8669 Look Ma! He is going ape again. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8670 Ok, good. Now we'll need to invent an insurance policy in case one of us falls. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8671 lol have u seen midsommar watch this 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
8672 Nice, but me not so into split-levels 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
8673 Unk, useless is as useless does. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8674 I got here first and I'm not getting down! 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
8675 stop stairing, I'm wearing nothing but bear skin. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8676 What's it look like I'm doing? I'm hendge trimming. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
8677 Didn't I warn you not to start your Stairway to Heaven until AFTER you were sure the Tower of Babel had lost the competition? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
8678 If you build a staircase to heaven on shaky grounds, you're gonna end up there one way or another 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
8679 Not what I meant by, "I get stoned in order to get high." 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
8680 So is the moon made of goat cheese or camel cheese? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8681 My cairn's bigger than yours! 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
8682 Just tell him I'll call back....I'm busy working in the attic. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
8683 Why I cannot see the creator of the universe? 1.1266 0.03306 79 70 9 0
8684 I don't care what you heard, I'm not buying it 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
8685 I’d prefer it finished with shiplap 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
8686 not impressed 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
8687 Eureka! C squared = A squared + B squared 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
8688 'Climate' what? 'Sea level' what?? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
8689 Smooth them, stack them; what will he think of next? 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
8690 Ok, but let's hope your rocks don't roll! 1.1264 0.03189 87 77 10 0
8691 Get down here! This is a 2-dimensional drawing. It can be erased. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
8692 Living in a dark cave gave me Seasonal Anxiety Disorder for the entire year. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
8693 So there is the highway to hell, and now the staircase to heaven? 1.1264 0.03189 87 77 10 0
8694 The rumble might crumble it Hang on! 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
8695 REALLY? Fabulous Fred...Where is Pebbles? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
8696 Husband: "Coming up, Honey?" Wife: "No, because you'll be down in no time!" 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
8697 You expect me to go all the way up there without a railing? 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
8698 I told you, you should build a handrail. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
8699 Whatcha doin' up there? 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
8700 Little anticlimactic, maybe? 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
8701 can you see the future yet, or should we keep building? 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
8702 Ya know, we could’ve built an escalator instead? 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
8703 How's the weather down there? 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
8704 I'm the king of the rock thing, you're the dirty rascal. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8705 The area of the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the areas of the squares on the other two sides 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8706 So you invented stairs but there's no place to go. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8707 Try rounder this time. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
8708 You're way too early. Led Zeppelin is not gonna form until centuries later. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8709 My next invention is a two story cave. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8710 Scalene, get down from there before you get hurt! You are so obtuse sometimes!" "Isosceles, please just come up here. This time, you'll see, I really got it right! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8711 That's what you get for buying circus performance art. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8712 C'mon up. I can see forever up here! 1.1250 0.03521 64 57 7 0
8713 There’s NO WAY that’s what The Elders had in mind when they challenged you to “make a triangle out of stone.” David B. Smith Miami Beach, Florida 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8714 Now we can finally reach our cave’s damn beeping smoke detector. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8715 I think you’ll need some larger stones. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
8716 I thought you said it was just three steps to Heaven..... 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
8717 Yes it is clever, but what good is it? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
8718 A step in the right direction. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
8719 I'd rather buy a stairway to heaven. Those rocks are gonna roll. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
8720 Wanna play pick-up-rocks? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8721 The ‘up’ worked. Now we just have to figure out how to get down. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8722 Just chillin out on my rock hill 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8723 The Pharaoh would love this. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8724 It’s a distant second from the wheel. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8725 The invention of first infomercial: “Me Grog don’t know why yet but Grog say we’ll show you step by step!” 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
8726 So you think your stair is a more practical invention than Og's wheel? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8727 Where do you think that you are going? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
8728 So I thought we could put the sky pool somewhere about here. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
8729 Are you reading Wallace Stegner's "Angle of Repose" again? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8730 O Romeo,Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8731 Just send it 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8732 ...and did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
8733 Imagine how many birds we can kill with these stones 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
8734 To be a rock and not to roll 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
8735 you didn’t think you could escape me did you? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8736 Impressive, sure, but I don’t think the mammoths will just ‘run up it.’ 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8737 I supported your weird quarantine hobbies, but this one’s a step too far. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8738 Honey, I think Randy California built the same thing two years ago. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
8739 Behold, the staircase of Babel. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
8740 s : "Can you see the highway YET ? I told you that we should've asked for directions ! " 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
8741 Hgruh Haargh Rhoo!? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8742 What he doesn’t know Is that I’m not good at stacking rocks... 1.1250 0.04167 64 58 5 1
8743 Yes, that beard does hide your double-chin. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8744 They said I couldn’t play it in the store so I’m building it instead #stairwaytoheaven 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
8745 I said "lockdown" not "look down"! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8746 Nice! How about a basement? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
8747 Are you effing serious, you want another one?" or... "Now, I want you to pull out the long flat one! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
8748 Yes, I understand the Pythagorean Theorem. Now get down here and hunt for supper. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
8749 For some reason, this really makes me want to play Jenga. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8750 I invented the letter, A," but something happened. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8751 It's just a myth that Sisyphus stacked this pile o' rocks 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
8752 And how praytell, will you use that do-it-yourself ladder to clean the gutters? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8753 Don't worry I also purchased the air rights Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
8754 I can see the Neolithic from here. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8755 We're ready for Air Force One. 1.1235 0.03462 81 73 7 1
8756 Bolero hasn't even been composed yet. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
8757 Someday people will wonder the meaning of this rock 'n' roll pile. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8758 Yes, obtuse as you usually are, I think it's a cute thing you've made, but it's not the right triangle for us. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8759 Fine! I admit it! I need a little help coming down. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8760 Obi Wan, get down from there! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
8761 Off to a gearing start 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
8762 It’s something called Rock Paper Scissors. This is all I know about it. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8763 What's a zeppelin? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8764 If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8765 Ideas are good..... 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8766 Not if you were the last Cavewoman on earth. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8767 She says: The path you have taken leads you high, but nowhere 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8768 Nice try,but it’s no fire pit. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8769 You're not Robert Plant! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8770 You really think that'll make #StoneAge trend? 1.1233 0.04338 73 67 4 2
8771 Your G*d is named Led Zeppelin? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8772 This stairway to Heaven is looking more like a step stool 1.1233 0.03050 73 65 8 0
8773 Started from bottom, now I'm here. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8774 This metaphor will make more sense with the advent of glass 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8775 These rock cairns are really getting out of control. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8776 No Carlos...that rock was in! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8777 OK, point conceded but once someone invents the 2 story cave then I’ll be a visionary 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8778 You believe me now? There is no glass ceiling! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8779 Stop sulking and come down already! Didn’t cheat on you, it was just a snake! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8780 Sisyphus could never 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8781 The question is: if you take off down can you stay ahead of the collapse? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8782 Helga, will you follow me to the end of the Earth? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8783 You're not gonna build that to Heaven and I'm not gonna climb it. So just start writing the song. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8784 mmmhmm mmm palm trees oceans fresh air that can break your heart mmmhmm stop trying to be god mmmm 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8785 No matter how far you climb, you're still not going to obtain wisdom Fred. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8786 Great for St Patrick’s Day 😋; “I told you not to buy that sham-rock giftset on Wish.com!” 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8787 It’s my best cairn yet! 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
8788 And before you climb onto the mammoth to travel, Linda, you can stand here and wave.” 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
8789 If hardwork doesn't get you paid then it's waste of time like building such stairway....!" 🔥 @newyorkerma 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
8790 I can’t wait to show you my plans for the second story bedroom? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
8791 It's my latest invention. I call it my 'social media platform.' It'll help me keep tabs on everyone." "Yeah, but then they can can keep tabs on you too." 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
8792 Are you ready to retire? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
8793 You do the other half. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
8794 I always knew it would have been better with the rolling stones. 1.1222 0.03092 90 80 10 0
8795 Now I suppose you're thinking Rock Star. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
8796 All the covid feels 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
8797 The best I got is this New York accent. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
8798 In this documentary, we will dig deep into the origins of trumpism 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
8799 You bought this stairway to Heaven and the stores are all closed. Now what? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
8800 It was a very rocky climb to the top. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
8801 The wings are fine. The launchpad is fine. It's your belly I'm worried about. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8802 OK, OK, You have a staircase leading nowhere just for show... but you're still not a Rich Man. Economics haven't been invented yet. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
8803 Sorry honey...still no end in sight 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8804 You are missing a breath taking view. Sorry not until you install a railing... 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
8805 I call it "Stairway to Heaven", now I have to invent music. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8806 Nice, but not the false arch I was hoping for. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8807 I never bought into "Build it and they will come.' 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8808 The hard part is getting it to stand still. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
8809 what do you mean, I need a 12 step program 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8810 Now just imagine the grand reveals for prom and weddings 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
8811 Wow, that’s an awfully long rock staircase, be careful up there, you might fall. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
8812 Home erectus? Not in a million years. 1.1216 0.03306 74 66 8 0
8813 I don't see the point. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
8814 I’m on top of the world! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8815 I call it Stairway to Heaven in the style of Rock 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
8816 One more brick in the wall! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
8817 How do you get a rope up there ? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8818 This isn’t the Stairway to Heaven, but Stardom is right over there ... 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8819 You keep reinventing the mountain. Why not try something round for once? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
8820 No, she's NOT buying the stairway to heaven. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8821 That pyramid scheme that’s sweeping Egypt looks like a safer bet. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8822 To submit your opinion leave it as a comment below 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
8823 I told you not to buy that stairway to heaven. 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
8824 You're right Ralph, I did say it will take twelve steps to schedule an appointment for the vaccine. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8825 And one more leading nowhere just for show... 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8826 Don 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8827 Oooh,look at you. King of the castle at last. Tell me,how do you feel now? 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
8828 No need for masks up here 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8829 Ugg. Stop staring. It’s rude. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8830 You always make mountains out of molehills! -Alison Gruseke, New Canaan, CT 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
8831 Meh...I'm certainly not impressed enough to sleep with you. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
8832 Pythagoras, by Jove, you've got it ! Now give me back my stone wall. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
8833 Now all I have to do is invent commercial air travel! 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
8834 But you always said "ladies first" 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
8835 Now all I need is a corporation 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
8836 I’ve become much more productive working from stone 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
8837 Next time tell me to brush my teeth. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
8838 Be careful. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
8839 At least it’s a start to a new beginning. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
8840 I call this one architecture, and I think I already reached the magnum opus of it 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
8841 In NYC all the buildings are at least this tall. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
8842 You did that because I said I wanted children! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
8843 When all is one and one is all....yea" To be a rock and not to roll.... 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
8844 Forget the science. This will stop the Ice Age in its tracks. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
8845 A stauirway to heaven, it's not. 1.1205 0.03160 83 74 9 0
8846 I admire your idea and execution, but don't you think it would be more useful if the stairway was actually taking you someplace? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
8847 Turns out, stairs won't get you to success, either. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
8848 Not exactly my stairway to heave, Thor! 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
8849 So,will this have any use? 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
8850 The chart looks pretty good, now you can come down! 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
8851 Palaeolithic Music Stores - “Hey, come on man... No Stairway.” 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
8852 They said they’re out of ice cream due to the privatization of the power grids. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
8853 And this is my emotional ladder 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
8854 All that constipation gave me this idea to build a stairway to heaven. 1.1200 0.03778 75 68 6 1
8855 Getting to heaven is a heavy lift. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
8856 At the Fountainbleau they call it the stairs to nowhere. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8857 I was hoping for a better apartment 1.1200 0.03266 75 67 8 0
8858 No! That's not what Stonehenge looks like. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
8859 Why isn't when you want a mammoth there is never one when you need one? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8860 They cancelled the Bolder Boulder again, so I got frustrated. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
8861 OH, he's out playing golf somewhere 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
8862 You did it again! When will you learn to 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8863 Why? To see if I could and perhaps press your mother. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8864 No, I don't have a ladder. They haven't been invented yet. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
8865 Are you sure Thor will pay for it? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8866 How will you call this? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8867 icarus had to start somewhere 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8868 Today’s podcast said rocks are the new toilet paper 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
8869 Couldn't figure out the escalator huh? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8870 So this is how you’re choosing to get your rocks off? Have fun sleeping outside tonight. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
8871 i am looking for better signal to reach God signal is terrible down below 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
8872 Just mario your way to the top 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
8873 Your success will hinge on how many stones you can get up there. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
8874 You'll look beautiful as you glide down in your flowing wedding dress. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
8875 Great Jack,but that's not a bean stalk! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8876 I was trying to build a stairway to heaven but I ran out of rocks 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8877 I have no idea but remember when you asked what fire was for and i did not know? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8878 What”s heaven? And what’s a stairway? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8879 you've been up there all day - please come down, dinner is ready. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
8880 Triangulated thinking is a step up for you. I’m glad I circled back to see it. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8881 Now all we need is a higher power. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8882 ...and then I will build a large flagpole that you can jump on, and the higher you jump the more points you get. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
8883 Honey, come down from there. You'll hurt yourself. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
8884 Do you know that kings haven’t been invented yet, don’t you. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
8885 It's a wall of course, the first half, I got the idea from tangram. I may not even need all the other shapes. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
8886 Stone Age, failed attempt #27 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
8887 A case of stairs? Nice, but who needs more fancy flights. Last week it was the wheely thingy. How about some hunting and gathering. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
8888 Let’s meet in the middle—ninety rocks on the dollar. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
8889 So I take it you don't share my vision for historic immortally? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
8890 See Honey, from here I have a much better view of the angry birds. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
8891 Love the open-space concept!Where is the kitchen, again? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
8892 Honey, is this some sort of overcompensation complex? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
8893 Just have to get high enough at the right angle to avoid the meteor and be king of the rock!” Last time I hang out with a paranoid stoner.. 1.1184 0.03731 76 69 6 1
8894 Your great sense of balance does not mean you're balanced. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8895 It's a rocky start, but eventually they'll go somewhere. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
8896 I'll wait for you to come down so I can yell at you properly. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8897 Of course I don't believe in heaven. I just named it that because it sounded catchy. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8898 Come on down to bring me up to see the view! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8899 Oh come on now, not every Rock Star needs his own Stairway to Heaven. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8900 Honey,it's ton-and-groove. I push it over tomorrow to lay flat. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8901 I didn't catch anything for dinner, but I'm building a stairway to heaven. Trust me. It will be a big hit one day. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8902 It can be a stairway to heaven or a game of rock and roll 1.1184 0.03227 76 68 8 0
8903 I’ll call it pride rock 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8904 Honestly, there must be easier ways to build a step ladder! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8905 I call it "The Escalator". Tomorrow I'm going to invent "The Mall". 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
8906 How fun it will be when our ancestral sons take guesses to assume what we are talking about 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8907 Sorry honey, I can’t see any apple tree. 1.1184 0.03227 76 68 8 0
8908 Are you sure this is the only way? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
8909 I'd join you, but I don't have the stones. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
8910 Yes, the wheel is more practical, but mark my words my invention, which I have decided to call a "stair way" will one day be used to reach Heaven! 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
8911 Is that your twelve step program to keep your social distance? 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
8912 To be a rock and not to roll, oh yeah And she's buying a stairway to heaven 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
8913 The fragile man 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
8914 You will run out of docks long before you get to heaven. Unless of course… you fall. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
8915 We agreed "later" would mean "after", not this thing you made to avoid me, Adam! 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
8916 Quite a pile, Thag, o'rocks. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8917 I’m driven by insecurity but the view makes it all worth it. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8918 Then OFF the mammoth’s trunk, SABER TOOTH STEP, SABER TOOTH STEP, FIVE...SIX...SEVEN...EIGHT! 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
8919 Call it the pyramid or whatever, now it's your turn to get vaccinated 1.1176 0.03332 68 61 7 0
8920 It was bipartisan -- one part public-funded, one part do-nothing. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
8921 Me drink too much. Me turn life round. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
8922 Every journey start with one stone. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
8923 From here I shall teach geometry. 1.1176 0.03091 85 76 9 0
8924 What are you gawking at, Sisyphus? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8925 I said you could do 'whatever gets your rocks off ' to me I didn't mean it literally! 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
8926 Don't bother adding a house, the stone age just ended. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8927 Run that by me again........so, you’re saying “I’m king of the castle and you’re a dirty rascal?” 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8928 I'm tired of my love handles, so I thought I'd try stair climbing. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
8929 One day they’ll write a song about us. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
8930 I call it "time", it`ll catch on quick! 1.1176 0.02856 85 76 9 0
8931 Hey Moss you wanna try rolling a stone? 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
8932 Okay but where’s the toilet bowl? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8933 Now I can get my cardio in. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
8934 Yeah, Leonardo, the stairway is great. Get back to work on the wheel. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
8935 Did you invent stoned, or high? 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
8936 Now what are you going to do? 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
8937 It's not for Pete, it's for Art's sake. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
8938 Your pizza's ready but I ain't delivering it. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
8939 Nice installation! What does it mean? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8940 Yeah, looks great. But it's hunting and gathering that put food on the table. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8941 Honey, you need step your game up... 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8942 What did you expect? I'm inclined by the Stone Age. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8943 So, have you reached heaven? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8944 Nice, Led. It looks a lot like the Taurus Spirit build last week. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8945 You really believe in this self -actualization stuff. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
8946 You think your tower Trumps the rest of us? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8947 That’s one way to make an entrance. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8948 Me when my opponent in the comment section debate made a typo 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8949 It’s my man wave. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8950 As you can see i have control of the high road 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
8951 I'm ready to meet you halfway, but then what? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8952 I should think more highly of you. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
8953 You call that a stairway to Paradise? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
8954 Well at least that bag of rocks is off your back. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
8955 Well, you climbed up 25 feet. NOW WHAT? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
8956 Now, we need a plane 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
8957 There must be another way, tho.... 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
8958 Get down right now! Stop doing the caveman you have to get vaccinated... 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
8959 Enough, now come down. There is but two of us here. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
8960 That's great; but have you ever thought about rounding off these stones into circles--you know, like the sun? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
8961 This will be a great staircase once I invent how to build a house. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
8962 And what next? Death? 長城 ? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
8963 PREHISTORIC FITNESS “OKAY, NOW JUMP OFF AND THEN YOU’LL RUN UP 4 ROCKS AT A TIME.” 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
8964 Like this, but more Zen Tangle-y. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
8965 It's my 12-step program. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
8966 Ah... okay honey, I admit I was wrong about the “wheel” thing but your “stairs” don’t do anything. And, besides, the name is lousy. That’s the same word that we agreed you’re not allowed to do anymore when you look at me. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
8967 . Happy now? I moved a mountain! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
8968 Pteradactyl Airlines say they're building a Jumbo size, & this the loading ramp according to their hype. Why do you ask? 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
8969 Supper's ready Come down from there! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
8970 I was just kidding when I requested "Stairway to Heaven" 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
8971 I told you there's nothing past it. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
8972 Yes, it's a lucid dream. Now get the hell down! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
8973 You are years ahead of your time 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
8974 Not one hour after I invent the stairs, someone invents the citation for not having a handrail. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
8975 Please don't tell the kids you are doing this. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
8976 This is going to get you a lot of stairs. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
8977 How much higher do I have to build this stairway before you reach Led Zeppelin's heaven? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
8978 Looks like you finally made it to the top of the world. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
8979 Now, if it would only snow! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
8980 I don’t care that it casts a shadow on Central Park. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
8981 Not bad. Now add lights at each step and a handrail. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
8982 Hey get down for your dinner !!! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
8983 ‘We all gotta climb the corporate ladder sooner or later, Sharon’ 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
8984 Don’t worry about food! I’m telling you, I’m onto something big here ... I’m thinking of calling it “ The Scalene Triangle Of Needs “. 1.1154 0.03863 78 72 4 2
8985 Well, the listing said “two-storey” 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
8986 That's really putting me on a pedestal. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
8987 When I'm done it will go all the way to Heaven 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
8988 What's the rush? The flights won't arrive for another 30,000 years. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
8989 I like the view, but it seems too two dimensional. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
8990 The View At Top Of The Rock – Get your Tickets Today 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
8991 So you finally finished the upstairs. 1.1149 0.03026 87 78 9 0
8992 No, I was right the first time, just a scootch to the left. 1.1148 0.04115 61 56 4 1
8993 It's safer up here. Why don't you join me? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8994 Yes...but I can see where the sun doesn't shine. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
8995 Would you bring up one more, honey! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
8996 No, that's not right. They said, "Build a better mousetrap." 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
8997 That's not what they mean when they talk about stoners getting high! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
8998 Then, the house ... 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
8999 Any ideas on how to get down! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9000 Don't tell me you're stoned again?! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
9001 OK you can stop showing off now. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9002 Please come down and help? Just like when we Bar B Que I end up doing all the work and you take credit 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
9003 And he's climbing the stairway to... 1.1143 0.02908 70 63 7 0
9004 What good is a diving board without a pool! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
9005 It's called a slide. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
9006 Yes, but before you show me the first back flip, climb down and teach me to make fire. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
9007 I think it's called Jenga? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
9008 Not fair? Duh? It's the Stone Age! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
9009 You’re saying I lack stability in my life? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
9010 Are you seeing more than one tree? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
9011 Ok, what’s next genius? You’re out of rocks! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
9012 Are you sure you don't need a construction permit for this? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
9013 This is not what I meant when I said a rock ‘n roll wedding. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
9014 You're gonna need a lot more rocks to build that dream pyramid. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
9015 How is the water view? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
9016 Throw me that one by your right foot 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
9017 What does having high ground mean? And stop calling me Anakin 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
9018 But we haven't even invented heaven yet 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
9019 A couple more steps and we'll have the Origin of All Things and the Fundamental Constituents of Matter! 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
9020 I'm buying you a Stairway to Heathen! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9021 I'm sure that if keep trying I'll build something really great. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9022 But are they compatible with the wheel? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9023 I don't care if they were, JUST LAYING THERE FOR THE TAKING, you RETURN these boulders to STONEHENGE!!! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
9024 I’m done with this reality. I’m going upstairs to look for Lucy up in the sky. I bet she has shiny diamonds or some such nice thing. 1.1127 0.03203 71 64 7 0
9025 You know I don’t watch “Ancient Aliens.” 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9026 Peter, I can see your cave from here. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9027 What do you need a social ladder to ascend for if we still have no society? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
9028 Sisyphos, Time for Dinner! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
9029 Don't make me pull a rubber band out! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9030 Behold, “Precipice,” believed to be unscalable by saber-tooth and unmovable by mastodon, this perch of the field is easily constructed by a hunting party in two moons’ time; plans available by reciter and now, cave drawings. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
9031 That's as close o heaven as you'll ever get ! or "Is a simple request that you clean up after the dinosaur too much to ask 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
9032 This no help with you cheating. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
9033 I asked you to build something that would show a whole lotta love. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
9034 And this will be the stairs. Our house will be finished in 250 million years when Shawn Mendes will live in it 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
9035 Nice job. Bad color! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9036 So now how are you going to move this new diving platform to the lake? 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
9037 I can see your dandruff from up here! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9038 Poor Texas thinks it's going places 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
9039 Bubble?! What are you talking about? That’s not a thing. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9040 We always hear about rocking out, but never up! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
9041 I am not crossing the isle on this political issue !! 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
9042 Oops, I forgot the rear exit. I'll have to tear down and start again. 1.1122 0.03037 98 89 8 1
9043 This truly represents the peak of inter-cave communications. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
9044 Thank you. But, the princess is in another cave. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
9045 She wants to buy a stairway to Heaven. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
9046 all that work for what? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9047 I’ve invented “the stairs”. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
9048 Pythagoras. Come down immediately! Euclid needs you. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9049 Look! I've almost invented the ziggurat. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9050 Did you not hear him say "No stairway to heaven?" 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
9051 Do you expect me to climb all of those stairs after you build our bedrock? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
9052 Why are you staring? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9053 I’m gonna be a while, it’s a long way to Tipperary! 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
9054 Is there a rock up there to slap wet clothes on 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
9055 I know I'm a stoner but this getting high thing does nothing for me. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9056 I knew I shouldn't have put you on a pedestal! 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
9057 I'm the king of the castle and you're a dirty rascal 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
9058 A walk-up what???? 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
9059 I told you there was no glass ceiling! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9060 If you don't swear to give me a vision fur, I remove the last stone on the right! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9061 10 feet down, 30,000 to go. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9062 You don't see any more cairns? You think they ran out of stones? 1.1111 0.03043 81 73 8 0
9063 GameStop, is that you? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9064 Don’t get into the vanity of going all the way up, you are just like other humans, alas! 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
9065 This order must be changed 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
9066 I’ve got the stairway, now to get to heaven I just need a good song 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9067 can you see if anyone else out there is still alive? 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
9068 We’ll build this city by rolling rocks 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
9069 You have no right to say I'm blocking your view, I purchased the air rights! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
9070 I'm sure all that glitters is gold. I'll buy it. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
9071 wanna get your rocks off? 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
9072 Come down quick! There's a bustle in your hedge-row. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
9073 First things first. I’ll invent a house later. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
9074 Oh no. Not "Stairway to Heaven". Not again. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
9075 But Jane, can't you see? I would move mountains for you!" "George, we're over. Ain't no mountain high enough to get me forgiving you, Babe." "....oh, and George. You may need a helpin' hand on your way down 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
9076 -Well no, it´s not a henge per se. More of a.. slant. A stoneslant? Is that something? Has someone done that? Naa.. Come back to me in a while Agnes, I´ll work more on it. -Well, keep at it Willhelm, you were always an ideas-man. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
9077 You can call it a mancave Cheryll but how many caves have you seen with an Infiniti pool on the second floor? None because I just invented the second floor .....Cheryll. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
9078 It's not a "Hypothenuse" Linda, it's a corporate ladder! 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
9079 ı m calculating the distance for the future to protect the viruses 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
9080 I’m graphing our hunt-to-kill ratio. 1.1098 0.03009 82 74 8 0
9081 Is it time to feed Charlie,the dinosaur? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
9082 It's the first wing of a flying buttress 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
9083 Why didn’t you just say so? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
9084 I was thinking of call it the Tower of Babel, but Ziggurat has a nice ring to it. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
9085 I’m not buying it. That is no stairway to heaven! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
9086 I said ‘you’ve got rocks in your head’ not ‘build me a shed’. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
9087 I won't expect you home on time for dinner... 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
9088 I know I say this all the time — there’s no need to reinvent the stairs. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
9089 I see for you a storied future. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9090 This isn’t quite what I meant when I said, ‘It’s a rocky road to love...’ 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9091 Where do you think you are, Stonehenge? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9092 You said "moving" stairs. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9093 So this is my staircase 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9094 I thought I'd help our son with his trigonometry homework. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
9095 You're taking the Stone Age too far! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9096 Really? I t is bad enough that I have to deal with oppression and now this? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9097 No, I did NOT say it was the stairway to heaven. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9098 ‘You coming up, or not? We’re gonna miss the bus.’ 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9099 What that’s thing they say about glass houses? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
9100 I thought you said it would look like a pyramid? 1.1087 0.03263 92 84 7 1
9101 I don't think I can invest , there just isn't a market for it. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
9102 Just remember, you stand still on the right side, but can pass on the left. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
9103 I could have bought the Lego's, but there were on shale. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
9104 All I care about are the optics. It __looks__ as if it's leaning. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
9105 steps" or "rocks arranged in a certain manner allowing one to walk to a higher level" 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
9106 To see farther, stand on the boulders of giant's. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
9107 I'm elevating the Stone Age! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
9108 If you try to turn this into Stairway to Heaven, I'm leaving you. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
9109 Whaddya mean it's my turn to be Rhett Butler? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
9110 Feminism? What for? Men and women already have the same opportunities 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
9111 (the woman speaking :oh ! that what you meant by "on top of my hard rock") 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
9112 Just you wait! One day we'll appear on stage with Spinal Tap! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
9113 Rock-Tetris, again? Mate, you never learn. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
9114 „I have a good view of something rocking freely underneath!“ 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
9115 What do you mean that when you said you wanted "Stairway to Heaven" you were just talking about an album? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9116 You scoff at me now, but someone in the future is going to write a song called Stairway to Heaven,and become famous 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
9117 Tell me again what an 'airplane' is? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9118 Your decemdents will build a bridge to nowhere. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9119 You've got friends in high places? 1.1081 0.03634 74 68 5 1
9120 Well, I got one side finished. Sure would be nice to have help with the rest. 1.1081 0.03083 74 67 7 0
9121 Typical! If only I had a bra to burn. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9122 It's a dam in case the drought ends. 1.1077 0.02793 65 59 6 0
9123 Stairway to Heaven hasn't even been written yet! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9124 Let's go higher!!! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9125 The pioneers will be riding these babies for miles 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9126 Saint Thomas was correct - it is rocks all the way down. 1.1075 0.02845 93 84 9 0
9127 Some rock star you are. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
9128 You said you miss looking up to me... so- feast your eyes, dear! 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
9129 Yes, it was funded by the 'Stairway to Nowhere' Act. 1.1071 0.02688 84 76 8 0
9130 But you've got so much to live such a short time for! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
9131 Do that on the other side, and you've got a pyramid 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
9132 Despite your ingenuity, I still believe in scientific measurement, and you are NOT taller than me. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
9133 Does this angle look right to you? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
9134 Exactly ninety degrees. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
9135 Walk up? No way. I'll build an elevator. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
9136 Roll them, too, so they won't gather moss. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9137 We were saving those to build an addition. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9138 Can you really see Q from up there? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9139 I'm still the top of the heap. Those justices should be ashamed of themselves. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9140 So I've built a tower. Now what do I look for? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9141 I'm king of the world! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9142 I was inspired by the movie "Rocks going Up" 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9143 I know I said you should be more bolder, but... 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9144 Who knew that pet rock sales would be just a fad? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9145 You expect me to follow you? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9146 Come in for dinner - before I tell the children you've designed a playhouse without a door. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9147 Husband: *Climbs to the top* Wife: as if he’s gonna be the boss now Husband: Now bow to your liege Wife: Such a douche 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9148 The first blueprint of the corporate ladder 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9149 Hello, You Rock ! Caveman. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
9150 Nope, this won't get us on Ancient Aliens. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9151 Whatever Fred... I guess the patriarchy had to start eventually. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9152 I told you, that song is just a metaphor - now get back to earth and shop us some dinner. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
9153 Rockstar, you might be a Macho Man, but we are definitely not Village People! 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
9154 I guess I'm on top of the world. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
9155 Now where do you suppose you're going? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9156 There’s no way a violent mob could make it up all these steps. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9157 So now it suddenly IS woman's work? Sorry, but I'm on sabbatical. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9158 You’ve never heard of a pyramid? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9159 I'm practicing my dramatic entrance... 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9160 What do you mean you want the first leaning tower? 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
9161 I'm going out, dear. There's a roast in the oven. Be sure to take it out in about twenty minutes. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
9162 I'm hoping the lady from that Led Zeppelin song will buy it off me. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
9163 She said, "Where we goin'?" I said, "The moon." 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
9164 A stairway to Paradise. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
9165 But we're only a stone's throw away from each other. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
9166 Because I can.... 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
9167 Nope, this is not what Mom meant when she said marry a man who is king of his own mountain. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
9168 Darling, dinner is ready! 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
9169 I get it, now you're taller than me. What else can these "stairs" do? 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
9170 I was trying to escape from my problems but I just created a new one 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
9171 So I invented stairs that go up, and I thank you for testing them. I think this is really going to change the world. But you have to stay up there until I invent stairs that go down. 1.1053 0.01946 76 70 6 0
9172 This is the start of somwthing BIG!! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9173 That's not the way to win by a landslide. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9174 Euclid circa 310 BC. I have him formulating pythagorean theorem at 15.Wikipedia has Euclid born in 325 BC so you have to count down towards 0. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9175 Stone Age stair-stepper 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9176 This is no time to play Kenda. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9177 Oi vey, you think that's all it takes to be a rich man? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9178 You may have discovered the stones, but I want them painted black. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9179 Get to the moon? The earth is more likely to be covered in ice! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9180 It leans to the right so I think it works 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9181 You told me to do a twelve step program! 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
9182 Sisyphus you're not. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
9183 Rocks for sale! Rocks for sale! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9184 It is the same but higher in position. I call it "Boss" 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9185 Is this one of those modern 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
9186 Yes, I could get up there, but I’m not sure I could get down. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
9187 What do you mean that we're getting stoned later? 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
9188 I concede that it might someday serve a purpose; I'm just not sure what that purpose would be. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
9189 Is this what they meant by Stairway to Heaven?? J. kinsey Toronto, Ontario Kinseyjody33@gmail.com 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
9190 Not exactly the pre-war walkup I had in mind. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
9191 A stairway to Neanderthal Land? 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
9192 And you should call the band Led Zepplin 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
9193 I'm just thinking about the pattern on the duvet cover. Now let's try isosceles-equilateral 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
9194 No, your wavelength is still different! 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
9195 By increasing distribution, your sales could do this! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
9196 Pillar-Sainthood not for you in the end? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9197 When did you drink with slaves? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
9198 I think we need to make something to board. 1.1039 0.02972 77 70 7 0
9199 So this is how you're building the myth that men are superior? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
9200 It's a pre-war building and only the steps survived. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
9201 ‘The evolution of the stepping stone’ 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
9202 “What?” “That’s not what I meant by rock on.” 1.1038 0.03529 106 97 7 2
9203 So which ones are the garage and which ones are the car? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
9204 It’s a little sketchy, but OK. That’s the stairway and you’re in heaven. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
9205 Hey, let’s build a very tall house and put the door right here! 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
9206 Not sure where I’ll put the sectional, but it’s pretty nice, right? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
9207 It's a buffalo jump. All we need is some buffalo. (A Canadian joke 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
9208 Are you stairing at me? 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
9209 Mr. Cruise-come down here now. Are you a statesman or a caveman? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
9210 If we don’t throw stones, we’ll never HAVE a glass house!! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9211 Somehow i feel we need stones from a “higher” level to beat the dinasours! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9212 That's not a house! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
9213 You think it needs a railing? Well, that’s a whole ‘nother story 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9214 I call it a stairway ...because ofbthevwaynyou stare at me when I am up here ! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9215 It was either this,or a hearth. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9216 We were saving those stones to make a temporary structure. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
9217 It's over Barbara, I have the higher ground! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9218 Okay, Jake, now what? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9219 Great, your up to the second floor but you're not finished yet. Remember, you promised me an attic. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9220 THIS is what you were working on instead of hunting? And just what are we going to have for supper, hmm? Now get down from there before you fall! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9221 I’m just glad you are able to escalate arguments between us in a more constructive way 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9222 Now is this tall enough for your groom selection 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
9223 Please help. I built a get-upper but have no idea how I’m going to get down. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
9224 Maisie, when you told me you had solved the mystery of the isosceles triangle, I had no idea........ 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
9225 I'm calling it 'Trump Rock Tower'. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
9226 Me make 'vention. It call vertical level increaser mechanism. It good. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
9227 I call it jenga 1.0. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
9228 What do you mean, "I need to get off my high horse"? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
9229 See,I told you there was a Point to this! 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
9230 Per the guidebook, that curious mix of chronometer and nautical whimsy known as Sharkhenge. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9231 "Yeah it's fantastic. I'm gonna get Architectural Digest on the horn." 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9232 I call it The Stairway to Paradise. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9233 Can you see me from outer space? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9234 Hilda, just go get some more rocks,ok? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9235 It took a lot of stepping stones to get to this position 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9236 Wow, your man cave is next level. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9237 Why am I suppose to make grand gestures for love when I don't see you climbing any mountains to get me ! And to say you are a FEMINIST... 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
9238 If you just follow my simple 12 step plan, you too can rise to the top 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
9239 It will make a great song. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
9240 Do you think if you came down from your high and mighty tower you’d be able to stop babbling? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
9241 Hey Rocky, You look really Stoned 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
9242 Falling down does not make you a member of The Rolling Stones. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
9243 Come off it. That's a pathetic way of looking down at me. 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
9244 Did I say stairway to heaven? No. I said mud room. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
9245 This is not how you play Jenna, George! 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
9246 you're an idiot...i told you that you'd get nervous ,but you never listen to me & the ladder was part of your divorce settlement dummy 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9247 your welcome! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
9248 It’s a lot cheaper than building a whole temple for human sacrifices. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9249 Stop working The Twelve Steps. Alcohol hasn't been invented yet. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
9250 Now that all of your "Rocks" are finally in the same pile..."What's next...?" 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9251 I think I found what I'll do in life. I want to be a house painter. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9252 Stairway to Caveman 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
9253 Deconconstuctivism doesn't mean tearing down the house. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9254 Oh for the love of God, Kevin - the song's called Stairway to Heaven!!! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9255 Oh Donald dearest... That's not 100 storeys! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
9256 I left my phone in the car. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
9257 Yeah, sure, my Pop used the Mammoth to collect the rocks, and my Dad used the Sabertooth to cut the rocks, but I stacked them. Maybe if you spent a little less time in the cave relaxing with the kids you could reach your goals, too. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9258 damn i sure am lonely up here 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
9259 There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9260 I can't see if the end is in sight love I think we need to go higher! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9261 See, I told you I didn’t have to call the plumber. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9262 See! I told you a walk up gives you nothing but air. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
9263 Elon, you was supposed to build satellite first! 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
9264 I know a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold. I'll see if she's interested. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
9265 You’re going to need a few more rocks if you want to reach the glowy man and his bird-humans. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
9266 So, how much higher is this ‘heaven’’” 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
9267 So, I’m Shirley Temple in this scenario? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
9268 Stay up there as long as you like. I still won’t accept any of your Babel. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
9269 Son, on this wall, our forefathers stood and started our own “The Great Cultural Revolution” to defeat China with “Make America Great Again.” 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
9270 There’s no point waiting, planes won’t be invented for another 10,000 years... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9271 Come on Jerry, come on boy!! I don't wanna fall down alone! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9272 what do you see? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9273 My cave mother was right, you have a small man complex. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
9274 Wow honey, you've taken going down a slippery slope to a whole new level. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9275 C’mon Adam! We are the only ones left! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9276 I'm standing above every wrong thing you've done, so I win this unrelatable argument. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9277 Looks like you were serious about this wall, Donald ! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
9278 15000 steps. You? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9279 Are you the lady buying a stairway to heaven? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
9280 There's no elevator. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9281 I'd say you're more like the Man of Whycancha. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
9282 You're just a stone's throw away so why should I come down there for the final rock? 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
9283 Bad news - Led Zeppelin meant it as a metaphor. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
9284 Oh Molly, come down right now- You can't prove Pythagoras wrong by climbing stairs to heaven! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
9285 The realtor calls it a ‘duplex.’ 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
9286 Wilma, I’ll be down in a minute. Just waiting for Dino to arrive for a quick ear checkup 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
9287 damnit Jerry. Can you come meet your daughter now? She’s turning 10 and keeps asking when she’ll meet you. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
9288 It's a stare stair; and I see that it works. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
9289 I suppose you’re going to tell me you have a *better* way to represent geometric figures? This I gotta see! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
9290 You'll see. Everyone will want one once we find a good water source. 1.0972 0.02548 72 66 6 0
9291 Man caves are so 10,115 BC. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
9292 How did you go up the rocks? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
9293 ...and then, you see, he hops from here to the top of the flagpole" 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
9294 It was my turn ten minutes ago. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
9295 History of the Cairn “THIS is what you’ve been working on? I don’t know what the heck it is, but you better name it after me! #karen 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
9296 Baby, I was born this way 1.0972 0.02907 72 66 6 0
9297 What do you mean: "What about the better half?" 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
9298 This rock n' roll idea will never catch on!" Terry Shotland, Longmeadow, Ma. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
9299 I call it a “down escalator.” 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
9300 Not cool Harry. Not cool. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
9301 You appear to be the ROCK OF AGES! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
9302 The way you stare. Wait...! I think I know what to call it...! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
9303 Not until you publicly acknowledge our relationship 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
9304 What’s up?” Skye Dyrenforth, Cambridge , M 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
9305 It feels too weird when it isn't moving. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
9306 I told you not to take our relationship for granite ! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
9307 You know the song,stairway to Heaven 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9308 There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold... 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
9309 No more Caveman Jenga; Tonight we’re watching The Wheel. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9310 i JUST INVENTED STEPS, BUT I'M NOT THEY'LL EVER BE OF ANY PRACTICAL USE. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
9311 it's not a stairway to heaven,but it is as close as I could get. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
9312 If you're competing in high-dive, you'll need water. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9313 You know aardvarks can climb, don't you? And just exactly where did you get all those pillows? Are the neighbors going to have a talk with us again? Why are you wearing my giraffe outfit? You forgot the lion cub. When are we going to invent names? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
9314 I can't get down— bring me a flag to jump onto 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
9315 Bill Robinson will do it better someday... 1.0948 0.02732 116 105 11 0
9316 r u willing to fall for the view? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
9317 Hand me that rock and I’ll have beaten you at Jenga. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9318 I’m going to lure Fred Flintstone up these stairs then push him down the stairs, killing him. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9319 I've taken each stepping stone and look where it got me. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9320 Who do you think you are,Fred Flintstone? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9321 My caption: Hey cowboy! Did you lose your horse? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9322 I thought you said you’d invented flight darling? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9323 Just build one too. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9324 Really? You're already white and male. @newyorkermag @newyorkercartoons 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
9325 Not how imagined you rock climbing. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
9326 I agree,patenting dry stone masonry would be a winner. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
9327 The cat will love it darling❤️... 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
9328 Get down from there, Yoke, or I'm going to rock your block off! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
9329 Honey, it’s called a Trip to Nowhere - it’s all the rage these days! 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
9330 You're right, Linda. The fact that I see the sun set later than you might be pretty good evidence for your hypothesis ... I'll put my mask on and come down." 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
9331 Come down,itM 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
9332 For a caveman you sure can’t build a man cave. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
9333 Don't be so surprised , I told you I wanted to be a rock star 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
9334 No, I said anything BUT an equilateral triangle! 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
9335 Hey look at me I made a progress... 😍. You did nothing 😏.....stupid. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
9336 Is this six feet or do I need another stone? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
9337 Ironically it’s not lonely up here. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
9338 So, can you see the end of the earth from up there? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
9339 I think the Staircase of Babel has a better ring to it anyway. 1.0930 0.02681 86 81 4 1
9340 This might just be the perfect time to get back down here and invent the "Flying Buttress" to go with your "Stairway to the stars"!!! 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
9341 Next up- a house! 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
9342 ‘You know I’m one stone away from wiping that proud look off your face’ 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
9343 It’s a property ladder Brian, I can’t just ‘get on’ it! 1.0930 0.02413 86 79 7 0
9344 Are u sure that is what social distancing is about? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
9345 When I said, ‘All that glitters is gold” this is not what I was buying. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
9346 Quit running up the down rocks Billy 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
9347 Hey Staircase, what are you doing? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
9348 Now what Rockstein? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
9349 I can see so far from up here! I call them "Stare Steps." 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
9350 woman: hello time traveler, I think you got the wrong time, go to 2020 angel:? you think i'm going to 2020?! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
9351 The feds give you a pile of tax money, and what do you build? A Stairway to Nowhere. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
9352 I think you're supposed to invent the way down BEFORE you invent a way up. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
9353 You stand here when lost. I call it Rock Position Staircase, or RPS. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
9354 Ids this hw you get away from doing the dishes? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
9355 Okay, you proved your point, Pythagoras. Now please come down, it’s time to eat. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
9356 Yes I’m sure it’s a great view, but that is one terrible pyramid. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
9357 My mother saw this instability in you from the beginning 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
9358 Get off my stairs. The song is going to be about me! 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
9359 You should send for back-up. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
9360 I was expecting more from the Rocky Mountains 1.0918 0.03861 98 92 3 3
9361 Climbing the corporate ladder one cock at a time. I mean rock. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
9362 Boswell . . BOSWELL!! Are you coming down?? Dinner's ready. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
9363 What's a 12 step rock pile for, anyway? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
9364 After embarrassing me in front of everyone, you ought to be petrified! 1.0909 0.02624 88 81 7 0
9365 Clapton who? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
9366 And what's that »staircase« supposed to be good for? Nobody did want your »wheel«. 1.0909 0.03543 99 92 5 2
9367 They’ll be called Led Zep 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
9368 Well rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love Yes the cradle of love, don't rock easily it's true Well rock the cradle of love I rocked the cradle of love Yes the cradle of love, don't rock easily it's true 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
9369 Really brilliant, Herb ... but how do you Rock n’ Roll? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
9370 catch me at the bottom! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
9371 If you don’t come down to hunt & gather right now, there won’t be any future generations to marvel at “Groc’s Rocks!” 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
9372 I'll have what she's having 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
9373 Of course!! Gonna put in the second floor next! " - Crago's early attempts at architecture were tragically short live 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
9374 Is it true that all that glitters is gold? 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
9375 Which oe is the key stone? Sandra Stedinger, MD jgauthier4@san.rr.com 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
9376 Look, Rapunzel won't be around for 40 millenia, or so. Sorry. 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
9377 Dion Dublin’s nightmare #HomesUnderTheHammer 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
9378 Yes, oh Self Declared Know It All Wise Man, it's suppertime. And No, I don't deliver. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
9379 But A ² plus B ² does equal C ²! I’ve done it!! Dinner’s ready. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
9380 Whatever happens, don’t look down! oh wait... 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
9381 now you believe me... uhm?! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
9382 I’m going to write a song about this and I’ll bet it will be number 1 on the Rock charts! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
9383 What do you mean this isn't the trip to the Great Pyramids you wanted? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
9384 God, he built this stairway to heaven on the cheap! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
9385 I was born taller 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
9386 Not sure what to do next 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
9387 Yes, I know what it is to be a rock and not to roll...Oh yeah, and I'm buying a stairway to heaven. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
9388 Stone Age Management Presentation: “As you can see, the value of mastodon pelts has been steadily increasing...” 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
9389 Time to leave Texas 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
9390 I envision myself as a Donald Trump ancestor 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
9391 We've only built steps going up for the time being. You'll have to wait until we receive funding to build the steps coming down. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
9392 Hey Fred, can you bring me that rock down there? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
9393 Mankind, growing with no foundation since the beginning of time. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
9394 Hey, that’s the guy who felt me up behind the Kum & Go. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
9395 Now I have to invent the airliner 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
9396 following the success of the wheel, Erg developed "stairs," but the technology had no useful applications on a flat Earth. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
9397 « Stonehenge is over there, you deserve to jump! » 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
9398 Ooga booga 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
9399 I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
9400 Is that how you build the outdoor rock climbing wall? 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
9401 These highrises in Cave Manhattan are starting to get a little bit ridiculous. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
9402 Well, that's still an inch away of making you superior. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
9403 I see far from here. The future isn’t great in a developed human life.they all are on phone. Always. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
9404 I’ve completed writing my ladder manual- step 1:step 1, step 2:step 2, step 3: step 3.... I just haven’t written the sequel 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
9405 I never thought I’d be climbing the corporate rock here I am 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
9406 while your up there call Peebles for dinner 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
9407 I will go to the ends of the earth 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
9408 You misheard me. I said, Go to Hell! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
9409 I've always loved stand alone structures. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
9410 Hey Vern, they're canceling the contract, but you get to keep the 11 billion. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
9411 christiantshirtsfor14.99 I know, I know “A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral”, but it's time for lunch! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
9412 No, Dad! I'm never following in your footsteps. Period. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
9413 You call that Stairway to Heaven?! 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
9414 No, I know it seems crazy, but all visionaries are misunderstood in their time--what we need is a flagpole and an 8-bit deck. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
9415 I can't understand every tenth word you say. Maybe nous should stop. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
9416 Honey, it still looks a little crooked to me... what about a few inches to the left? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
9417 What do you mean this is pointless? I just created the next best thing of the future. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
9418 I said I needed a can! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
9419 Want to buy a Stairway to Heaven? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
9420 And you think this elevates you above me? Try again. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
9421 Because it's there, and what else is there to do? Andy Candor, Fort Wayne, IN tacandor@comcast.ne 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
9422 ok for the stairs, about the heavens? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
9423 What ya lookin at me for? Keep rockin! 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
9424 Well you said I was just living in a house of rocks, so I built one. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
9425 I agree Bill. Your latest creation really "rocks"! 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
9426 You just had to go batter something, didn't you !?! 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
9427 Don't you dare touch one stone! 1.0854 0.02263 82 76 6 0
9428 get off ya stairs 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
9429 This marriage is on the rocks 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
9430 A stairway to heaven is nice but I want a condo in Jersey. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
9431 Perhaps you could finish our kitchen remodel before you proceed any further along this, 'Stairway to Heaven' endeavor. 1.0851 0.03598 94 88 4 2
9432 I call it the Stairway to Heaven. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
9433 I mean its not as nice as that luxury Stonehenge condo but at least its only a one floor walk up ...and it has views of the park! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
9434 Your arms are longer too‐you got this! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
9435 Since we dont have phones yet, i came up with another useless way to spend my time 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
9436 This is the rock bottom of distancing measures 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
9437 You sure Big Foot meant this when he said that he was high? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
9438 It's Bjarke Ingels' latest! 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
9439 Is this how mountains were invented? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
9440 Yeah,my guy said curity.exception.files.home-relative-path.read-write 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
9441 The British are Coming. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
9442 Honey, let's see what it looks like closer to the tree. WHAT! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
9443 Sure I may have been born into a family with rocks, but if you work hard on your pile, you could get up here someday too 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
9444 You're right. That WAS the Fifth Extinction. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
9445 If you’re buying a stairway to heaven, I think you need a few more steps. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
9446 I said I wanted to buy the stairway to Heaven. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
9447 My brownstone walk-up needed a lot of work, but it's got good bones. I made the downpayment on my day trading side hustle. Yeah. You wouldn't know anything about that though. Peasant. Rancid gutter trash with your garbage clothes. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
9448 We got robbed! 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
9449 Now come back down again, but this time glide, otherwise you'll be the laughing stock of Neanderprom. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
9450 Congrats! You just invented Neanderthal Thinking. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
9451 The stairway to heaven will take a little more effort. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
9452 The road is what matters 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
9453 It’s the Mammoth Mounter 3000. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
9454 I was Far-Right. I”m having second thoughts. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
9455 Why would I want to go up there? There's nothing up there. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
9456 I'm thinking that "Rocky" might be a good title, but I'm not sure for what. Maybe, we're just a little ahead of the times. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
9457 Any chance you can turn this into a moving staircase? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
9458 And our generation will be known as the cavers. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
9459 Sorry, it didn't come with instructions on getting down. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
9460 That’s the most pathetic ivory tower I’ve ever seen- and we even have wooly mammoths! 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
9461 When you tell your wife you have something important to do instead of unloading the dishwasher 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
9462 I'm King of the Hill! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
9463 Are you sure all that glitters is gold? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
9464 Great job! Now we can move to Venice Beach. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
9465 I don't know, calling it 'escalator' just sounds a little awkward. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
9466 You proved your point. You are literally boulder than me. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
9467 Robert Plant told me this was the quickest way to reach the ‘Maker’. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
9468 It'll be fine unless Al-Qaeda fly a plane into it!" 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
9469 I think this classifies as social distancing but it's higher then I perceived. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
9470 So it's not Stonehenge? Give me a break. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
9471 I already have climbed this wall, but did not find any eagle feather. Sweety, did you find your gold today? Please, let us share our milk and honey. Miranda Keuter 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
9472 You always have to be above everything. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
9473 Klorg should have invented camera first. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
9474 So you built some stairs. Big deal, build a house! 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
9475 We don't have a couch -so deal with it! 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
9476 I just hope this isn't a staircase for our glass house. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
9477 If you draw me from there,will it get more likes? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
9478 now just how do you plan on getting down? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
9479 THERE ARE 47 ROCKS. I COUNTED. SERIOUSLY. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
9480 I'll call it "stairway to heaven" if the rocks don't roll. 1.0769 0.02056 78 73 5 0
9481 You know it’s always been one on two-two on one with me. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
9482 Tax the rocks. 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
9483 Want me to stand on my head and spit wooden nickels? 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
9484 If I count the rocks from the front to the back and square it, and then square the ones from the top down to the bottom...and add those two together and take the square root...that's how many stones make up the stairs, Mr. Know-It-All Pythagoras? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
9485 doesn't matter, you are and will always be lower than a snake's belly! 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
9486 It was really ambitious of you to try to invent the escalator, Oog, honey—but how about we stick to discovering fire for now? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
9487 « It will be all in vain dear, if you don’t finish inventing the red carpet » 1.0755 0.02202 106 99 7 0
9488 I know just the right angles to hold my distance. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
9489 I thought they said now ‘we got trampoline’ not ‘Trump All-in’ 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
9490 I joined Australopithecines Anonymous, but I’m not sure what to do next. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
9491 Will you stop babbling and come down this instant before I ... #@;&! 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
9492 I'm thinking that a rockcase should be added a our new cave. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
9493 I'm Almost, to the Top. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
9494 You forgot the other half. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
9495 A pile of shitsv%3Bcn%3D865737%3BCN%3D750744%3Bcn%3D9484972 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
9496 Been reading Goldsworthy again? 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
9497 Fraggle! Get off the rocks! 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
9498 Well, I wouldn't pin my Top Warrior hopes on it. 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
9499 ‘O Juliet, Juliet! Wherefore art thou Juliet? 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
9500 See Mike,we build shit and we build it tall. We construct. Erect. We're also gay as shit. We'll go down in history. Maybe they'll call us some shit,like I don't know...homo erectus? 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
9501 first draft for Signal de Botrange (Belgium) https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/signal-de-botrange 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
9502 Because all that glitters is gold! 1.0725 0.01868 69 65 4 0
9503 ”If you’re not careful, you’ll find out whether it is a *%#!#* stairway to heaven. Or somewhere warmer. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
9504 To be a rock and not to roll. There's a song in there somewhere. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
9505 I’ve been running on this ramp for the whole day. If only we could ride down this thing. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
9506 You’re taking the “hill youll die on” to the extreme aren’t you? 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
9507 I just wish you'd hunt and gather food instead of found objects for your installation. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
9508 if this is the stairway to heaven, what do I do next? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
9509 As difficult as it is to turn down a Me-Too opportunity . . . 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
9510 I think you are on to something - now someone just needs to invent tax loopholes 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
9511 Even if the market is tight , way too many steps! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
9512 It’s a long way to the top, if you want to rock and roll. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
9513 I respect social distance just in case a virus is going to arrive 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
9514 the rock market will never fall 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
9515 What's to do at weekends up here 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
9516 I like the Beatles. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
9517 okay fine i'll admit it. thats pretty impressive. you can build a mean set of stairs. but im not gonna let that distract me from the fact you still think goku would beat bugs bunny in a fight because he absolutely wouldnt. stairs or no, youre wrong 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
9518 So you're climbing a stairway to heaven? 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
9519 I told you to buy a level lot! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
9520 Top Guy: I was thinking of call it "The Sacred Platform that will allow us to be ever closer to our sacred Gods in the Heavens." Bottom Guy: How about calling it "stairs" ? Top Guy: OK 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
9521 The consultants said in order to see the big picture I have to think from a 30 foot view. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
9522 The Stepping Stones to Falling Down 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
9523 It's going to be a two-story house. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
9524 Didn't there used to be a glass house here? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
9525 only up from here 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
9526 'Try a little higher. If I'm in luck, your wings might start to burn' 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
9527 You're SOLID if you build a strong foundation. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
9528 Look what I got us honey,a stairway to Heaven. I traded it for our Led Zeppelin. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
9529 Staring at the sky again, Bob? Don’t you have anything better to do? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
9530 That don't impress me much. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
9531 Well Led, congratulations—you just built a stairway to nowhere. 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
9532 Not fair Junga. ..That one is a gimmee. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
9533 It will take you a lot of Perseverance to get to Mars that way. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
9534 This signifies our relationship--rocky. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
9535 I saw a therapist, and she said it’s ok for me to take some space 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
9536 'A token of non-fungibility!' 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
9537 Stairway to Heaven? ...sorry, I’m not in the market for that concept, but I would buy a rent-controlled apartment with a roof garden.” 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
9538 If you jump to the very top of the flagpole, you'd get an extra life. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
9539 I think it’s supposed to be a pyramid if we wanna be healthier 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
9540 Such clear air -no pollution up here at all! 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
9541 Seriously dear, your 'wheel' is cute and all, but it's giant stone triangles that will revolutionize the world. And since you're not doing much useful, how about bringing me some lunch. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
9542 You win. You rock. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
9543 Damnit Mike you really were bored! 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
9544 No, I don’t think they’ll write songs about you buying a staircase to the heavens. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
9545 I only built the up staircase. Next I make the down staircase. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
9546 C'mon up! [Consider the horizon line your glass ceiling.] 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
9547 Honestly, i swear, a fusion powered reactor core that would give us unlimited power for the rest of time. I just needed to install the anti wormhole widget. Dag nabbit! 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
9548 I'll get you the moon one day, I promise! 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
9549 I give you the cairn, Karen. George, I’d learn to fly next cuz I’m coming up there. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
9550 What do you mean, it's an 'alt use'? 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
9551 A boulder shortage? How dreadful! That’s the first I’ve heard of it.. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
9552 Could you go get me some water? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
9553 You can’t make come down there to do your dirty work. Not after I built this sturdy fortress! 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
9554 This could corner the housing market. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
9555 WE AGREED! WHAT I KILL—YOU DRAG HOME! Then I sling a little rabbit, and right away you start whining! So I built this STAIR-MASTER. It will get you in shape! 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
9556 Are you sure this is safe? I'm not ready to die yet. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
9557 Oh , I'm glad that you've finally found your stepping stones to success! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
9558 Giving cognitive rock therapy a go 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
9559 You'll have to do a lot more to compete with Elon Tusk's space program. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
9560 Yeah, sure it’s great, but now you got to come up with a name for it! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
9561 Shouldn't I be up there, and you down here, since my name is Rapunzel? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
9562 Yes it's impressive. But I had to break through a cave ceiling first! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
9563 All you need to do is rock n roll to be on top. 1.0549 0.01824 91 87 4 0
9564 I figure if we can get a Wooly to walk up to this backwards-like, we can try popping our dicks in its keister or pussy or whatever it's got. Or, sure, we could try your idea. We could try and ride one. That's cool, too, I guess. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
9565 Son of a gun, it does equal the square root of a squared + b squared!” [It should be written with superscripts instead of "squared," but I couldn't figure out how to insert superscripts. 1.0533 0.02241 75 73 1 1
9566 I believe I forgot my squirrel suit! 1.0519 0.03146 77 74 2 1
9567 I read that the greatest growth decade of learning is from 60-70. Interestingly, the second greatest decade growth of learning, for those fortunate enough to get there, is 70-80. ? Great! ? 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
9568 All of them?!? 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
9569 This is as hight as stoge age can get. 1.0506 0.03067 79 76 2 1
9570 Jared, again? Are you fuckin serious? Stop trying to reenact that scene from Midsommar! That movie was shit. Dumbass A24 fanboy, bullshit...ugh!! 1.0494 0.01668 81 78 3 0
9571 No you can't see the end of stone ge from there honey. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
9572 So this is steady speed on my wheel. 1.0482 0.02921 83 80 2 1
9573 Did you find any bronze up there? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
9574 Hey Right! What is that? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
9575 oh I see you just got your vaccine 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
9576 First game development meeting for the Price is Right. "We will call it Cliffhanger". 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
9577 Have you reached your 10,000 daily steps yet? Bob Greene bob@contourventures.com 917-696-6823 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
9578 I am the captain now! 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
9579 You’re going to the moon! 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
9580 You can’t prove it’s not a multi level marketing scheme by buying all the rocks. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
9581 The Tower of Babel 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
9582 it's just sand... 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
9583 When I said I wanted to play "Stairway to Heaven" I meant the song, not for you to invent a new game. 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
9584 All we now are some tumbling dice.” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif 1.0241 0.01693 83 81 2 0