Contest #745


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745

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I told you we should have salted the roads.”
  2. “Quick, stroll for cover.”
  3. “If you turn the binoculars around, the problem pretty much goes away.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-02-28T18:54:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-03-14T18:03:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-03-08T19:02:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 15, 2021
Number of captions 9666
Number of responses 997609
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We probably should have done something about this last year when it was still three blocks away. 1.9412 0.01067 5576 1946 2014 1616
1 Thank goodness we salted the roads 1.9291 0.01340 3484 1222 1287 975
2 We traced the slime trail back to Ted Cruz's house. 1.9271 0.01212 4981 2017 1310 1654
3 Walk for your lives! 1.9091 0.01215 4258 1549 1547 1162
4 We have four, maybe five, days to run for our lives. 1.8984 0.01293 3562 1260 1404 898
5 Just say the word, General. I have thirty French chefs on standby. 1.8980 0.01180 4443 1636 1633 1174
6 Really? You need binoculars? 1.8963 0.01346 3559 1350 1228 981
7 Finally, a disaster that moves at a pace local government can keep up with. 1.8933 0.01407 3197 1200 1138 859
8 We weren't expecting the French variant until the summer 1.8913 0.01247 3983 1474 1468 1041
9 The mail's here. 1.8875 0.01078 5877 2391 1767 1719
10 Not surprisingly, the first thing he destroyed was the French Embassy. 1.8864 0.01565 2580 978 917 685
11 We are going to need all the garlic, butter, shallots, and parsley you can find. 1.8841 0.01085 5531 2169 1841 1521
12 If you turn the binoculars around, the problem pretty much goes away 1.8789 0.01345 3552 1382 1218 952
13 Sir, if we don’t act now, we may need to act later this afternoon. 1.8712 0.01276 3602 1329 1415 858
14 Another hostile takeover from a shell corporation. 1.8707 0.01325 3682 1459 1240 983
15 To be honest I feel like we should have seen this coming. 1.8704 0.01304 3518 1310 1354 854
16 Julia Child would know what to do. 1.8694 0.01479 2833 1087 1029 717
17 Seriously, you need binoculars? 1.8651 0.01523 2735 1088 936 711
18 It’s what we feared. The French variant has arrived ... EscarCO-VID. 1.8609 0.01640 2495 1034 774 687
19 People need to run for their lives no later than Wednesday. 1.8516 0.01179 4406 1724 1612 1070
20 Quick, stroll for cover. 1.8512 0.01329 3421 1326 1278 817
21 At this pace, it could all be over in a matter of years. 1.8474 0.01903 1579 590 640 349
22 The good news is that FEMA, for once, should be able to get here on time. 1.8467 0.01359 3320 1311 1207 802
23 Well, the best I can figure, he's delivering mail. 1.8463 0.01556 2616 1060 898 658
24 We probably should have seen this coming. 1.8445 0.01365 3203 1243 1215 745
25 It appears Mitch McConnell has shed his human form. 1.8418 0.01560 2940 1320 765 855
26 General, I suggest we walk for our lives. 1.8392 0.01252 3719 1447 1436 836
27 I'm a scientist, what you need is a chef. 1.8363 0.01348 3220 1248 1251 721
28 Well, it's bad news for the botanical gardens, I'll tell you that much. 1.8353 0.01501 2641 1039 998 604
29 If we don't leave now we'll have to make a walk for it. 1.8347 0.01360 3085 1177 1241 667
30 still not the slimiest thing to have lived in New York 1.8317 0.01443 2942 1211 1030 701
31 Trump said he'd be back in 'some form' but this really isn't what I expected. 1.8307 0.01484 3047 1323 917 807
32 It's heading this way. Walk! Walk! 1.8281 0.01780 1850 728 712 410
33 It’s heading for Trump Tower. Should we just let it go? 1.8281 0.01804 2117 942 597 578
34 How did we not see this coming? 1.8270 0.01431 2885 1145 1094 646
35 I told you not to build a nuclear power plant next to that French restaurant. 1.8231 0.01551 2657 1125 877 655
36 You ignored all the scientists when we warned you about this a year ago when it was only on 8th street. 1.8228 0.01495 2630 1047 1002 581
37 We're gonna need a lot more garlic. 1.8223 0.01639 2296 948 808 540
38 If we don't act fast, it's probably fine. 1.8210 0.01549 2397 942 942 513
39 You know, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming. 1.8146 0.01643 2201 900 812 489
40 We've informed the citizens to walk for their lives. 1.8144 0.01669 2160 887 787 486
41 General, this battle will be no ordinary slugfest. 1.8092 0.01756 2039 872 684 483
42 No, I can’t see anything. This damn snails in the way. 1.8078 0.01789 1967 844 657 466
43 The French recommend drowning them in garlic butter. 1.8075 0.01740 1979 820 720 439
44 Reopening the French bistros might be our only chance. 1.8051 0.01750 1883 762 726 395
45 Well, Sir, we can’t say we didn’t see it coming 1.7999 0.01830 1739 715 657 367
46 Well, we definitely can’t say we didn’t see this one coming. 1.7994 0.01822 1730 715 655 360
47 I'd say about 4 tons of butter and maybe 1,200 cloves of garlic. 1.7981 0.01860 1689 698 634 357
48 On the upside, if we can lay our hands on a little garlic and butter this could still end well 1.7966 0.01865 1657 680 634 343
49 Yet another spineless attack on our city. 1.7943 0.02156 1322 570 454 298
50 The good news is we have time. 1.7871 0.02225 1132 463 447 222
51 We need to walk for our lives! 1.7807 0.02147 1304 566 458 280
52 At this pace the whole city could be decimated in a matter of months! 1.7782 0.02101 1240 515 490 235
53 And here I thought with Trump gone, we were done with slow, slimy and destructive predators. 1.7749 0.02366 1186 557 339 290
54 Nothing to worry about, he's just delivering mail. 1.7719 0.02323 1153 520 376 257
55 We think it's headed for the French embassy. 1.7654 0.02397 1036 458 363 215
56 Bring French Dining to Texas you said”....”What could go wrong you said 1.7654 0.02450 1040 475 334 231
57 Based on my projections, we should evacuate the Upper West Side no later than 2037 1.7627 0.02376 1003 431 379 193
58 I can't believe I'm saying this, but we may need to call in the French for this one. 1.7619 0.02489 991 450 327 214
59 Sound the alarm: Walk for you lives! 1.7593 0.02422 972 429 353 190
60 It's headed this way. Walk for your life. 1.7592 0.02546 926 416 317 193
61 Call the mayor. We’ve only got a week to evacuate the city. 1.7587 0.02423 953 409 365 179
62 By my calculations, it will destroy the entire city within decades! 1.7581 0.02473 955 422 342 191
63 Maybe it’s time to walk for our lives. 1.7580 0.02488 942 416 338 188
64 It's mating season, and he's heading toward the Guggenheim. 1.7528 0.02678 890 436 248 206
65 We're doomed....But only if we stay right here for, like, three weeks. 1.7523 0.02501 880 378 342 160
66 Well no one can say they didn’t see this coming. 1.7494 0.02631 858 389 295 174
67 I told you we should've salted the roads. 1.7488 0.02685 844 389 278 177
68 Sir, we need to evacuate the city within the next 3-6 months. 1.7453 0.02691 805 363 284 158
69 Stand back General. Let the boys from L’ Acadamie Gastronomique handle this. 1.7450 0.02644 847 386 291 170
70 We’re all doomed! Eventually. 1.7444 0.02673 810 364 289 157
71 So that's why traffic was sluggish this morning. 1.7430 0.02658 782 342 299 141
72 We believe he’s come from the Garden State. 1.7424 0.02706 761 335 287 139
73 Flame throwers and garlic butter? That's your plan?" 1.7396 0.03049 676 323 206 147
74 Well, the good news is we have plenty of time to figure out what to do. 1.7387 0.02730 750 333 280 137
75 The good news is he’s slow. And edible. 1.7370 0.02794 730 329 264 137
76 So much for draining the swamp. 1.7361 0.02882 720 335 240 145
77 It’s heading for Trump Tower. Much too slowly. 1.7328 0.03003 696 336 210 150
78 Speaking as your eye doctor and as your friend, the fact that you still can’t see it worries me more. 1.7328 0.03071 696 346 190 160
79 The former President appointed him as the Postmaster General. 1.7310 0.03167 684 351 166 167
80 In hindsight, we should’ve seen it coming. 1.7298 0.02940 681 317 231 133
81 No wonder traffic has been sluggish. 1.7293 0.02936 676 313 233 130
82 Honestly, we should’ve seen this coming. 1.7280 0.02982 658 306 225 127
83 Walk Johnson, walk for your life!! 1.7250 0.03094 640 308 200 132
84 You're the doorman and I'm your dentist. How is this our responsibility? 1.7248 0.03150 636 312 187 137
85 There may still be time. 1.7244 0.02901 635 281 248 106
86 Damnit, General! We must warn the citizens to walk for their lives! 1.7243 0.02917 642 310 215 117
87 The scientific community says it's the slimiest thing since Giuliani. 1.7231 0.03232 632 320 167 145
88 Quickly, General. We must walk for our lives! 1.7219 0.03014 622 286 223 113
89 I’m afraid this is going to turn into a slugfest. 1.7212 0.03187 617 303 183 131
90 The bad news is it's destroying the city... The good news is I think we can rebuild at the same pace 1.7199 0.02942 614 273 240 101
91 Slowly, do something! 1.7197 0.03077 603 280 212 111
92 We need to tell everybody to walk for their lives! 1.7191 0.03266 598 298 170 130
93 For the last time, General -- drowning it in garlic butter will only enhance it! 1.7186 0.03122 597 281 203 113
94 This is nothing, wait until the calamari arrives. 1.7172 0.03222 587 285 183 119
95 No, I don't think I've seen that species of swallow.... but, Sir,  I'd urge you once again to turn your attention ever so slightly to the left. 1.7166 0.03080 628 301 204 123
96 This is happening much too fast for the government to deal with. 1.7158 0.03347 563 280 163 120
97 I’m not sure how we didn’t see this coming... 1.7155 0.03156 594 284 195 115
98 I see Trump's tax returns have finally made it to the Manhattan District Attorney's Office. 1.7153 0.03366 576 293 154 129
99 I feel like we should have seen this coming 1.7131 0.03222 582 283 183 116
100 Only the French can save us now. 1.7130 0.03105 561 283 176 102
101 It's hard to believe that no one saw this coming. 1.7128 0.03279 564 275 176 113
102 You order as much butter you can find and I’ll call a garlic wholesaler. 1.7117 0.03133 555 254 207 94
103 Sir, by my calculations we have 3 months to evacuate the city. 1.7096 0.03193 575 276 190 109
104 Walk! For the love of god, start walking! 1.7093 0.03415 540 271 155 114
105 On the bright side, we've got about 6 months to stop him before he gets downtown. 1.7087 0.03245 539 254 188 97
106 Tell the chef we're going to need more butter. 1.7061 0.03324 524 251 176 97
107 Those rooftop gardens sure seem like a bad idea now. 1.7054 0.03213 533 248 194 91
108 At least it’s not an imminent threat. 1.7052 0.03087 553 253 211 89
109 Let's proceed with caution. We don't want to start a slugfest. 1.7037 0.03340 513 245 175 93
110 This all happened so fast. Just a month ago he was a block away. 1.7031 0.03391 512 249 166 97
111 Yes, I know you said this would happen when we stopped salting the roads. 1.7030 0.03453 505 249 157 99
112 Best-case scenario? No more than 18 months to evacuate. 1.7018 0.03214 513 235 196 82
113 We saw this one coming for weeks and yet we are unprepared. 1.7013 0.03220 519 253 177 89
114 Call the head of French intelligence, they'll know what to do. 1.7000 0.03403 500 242 166 92
115 With restaurants closed, the entire escargot ecosystem has gone haywire. 1.6998 0.03419 493 238 165 90
116 We've seen this coming for some time now. 1.6996 0.03418 516 256 159 101
117 It won't get far. We've salted the street. 1.6992 0.03323 532 260 172 100
118 Leave it be - it is heading for trump tower. 1.6971 0.03737 482 260 111 111
119 Your weapons are useless. I suggest you set up some melted butter and garlic to scare him off. 1.6957 0.03221 506 233 194 79
120 On the bright side,we've got a couple days to evacuate. 1.6951 0.03384 469 219 174 76
121 The good news is we should have plenty of time to evacuate. 1.6947 0.03270 475 215 190 70
122 Sir, I really don’t think you need those binoculars. 1.6946 0.03373 478 225 174 79
123 Guess we'll have to add that to the list of side effects. 1.6936 0.03538 470 232 150 88
124 It's either the end of the world or an appetizer. 1.6932 0.03623 440 215 145 80
125 Chief - all systems Escargot! 1.6899 0.03537 487 247 144 96
126 What do you mean,you had no time to plan for this? 1.6896 0.03583 451 222 147 82
127 This is what happens when you stop salting the roads in winter. 1.6892 0.03657 444 222 138 84
128 If we don't act immediately, New York will be destroyed in a matter of decades! 1.6875 0.03331 480 226 178 76
129 When he said the recovery was sluggish I thought he meant metaphorically. 1.6869 0.03547 444 215 153 76
130 Better call in the army. Tell them there’s no rush. 1.6861 0.03449 446 210 166 70
131 I think it's time to salt the roads. 1.6858 0.03512 452 219 156 77
132 Sir, I think we can downgrade from ‘imminent’ threat. 1.6849 0.03363 438 199 178 61
133 Walk! Walk for your life! 1.6835 0.03733 436 223 128 85
134 Snail mail is fighting back. 1.6829 0.03748 432 221 127 84
135 We are melting the garlic butter now, sir. 1.6801 0.03533 422 202 154 66
136 Stroll for your life! 1.6800 0.03573 450 224 146 80
137 OK, this we should have seen coming. 1.6797 0.03848 409 210 120 79
138 It’s a giant snail. Trust me, I’m a scientist. 1.6766 0.03597 436 216 145 75
139 I've confirmed the leisurely response team is on it's way. 1.6765 0.03484 405 194 153 58
140 It's time for bifocals, Ron. 1.6763 0.03636 417 204 144 69
141 You shoot. I'll get the garlic and butter. 1.6760 0.03585 429 210 148 71
142 Any year now it will reach 34th Street. 1.6746 0.03603 378 174 153 51
143 Forget the forecast! Salt the roads!! 1.6740 0.03799 408 208 125 75
144 It appears to be a slow moving crisis 1.6735 0.03790 392 195 130 67
145 Does the street sign say Dangerous Cargo or Danger Escargot? 1.6734 0.03942 398 209 110 79
146 I’d be lying if I said we didn’t see this coming 1.6713 0.03525 432 210 154 68
147 We can panic on Wednesday. Thursday at the latest. 1.6710 0.03770 386 190 133 63
148 The good news is we’ve got time. 1.6707 0.03573 413 199 151 63
149 I'm confused about a couple of things, but mainly the binoculars. 1.6702 0.03931 373 189 118 66
150 It looks dangerous. We'd better walk for it. 1.6691 0.03564 417 202 151 64
151 It's like it's all happening in slow motion 1.6690 0.03512 420 201 157 62
152 He emerged from a French restaurant that's been closed all year. 1.6683 0.03852 404 210 118 76
153 Actually, there is plenty of time to waste. 1.6667 0.03863 375 188 124 63
154 The good news is I think we have some time. 1.6658 0.03763 383 189 133 61
155 I can save the city, but I’ll need all the garlic and melted butter you can find. 1.6651 0.03698 421 215 132 74
156 Just think - we could feed the rich for months! 1.6649 0.04000 370 192 110 68
157 At this rate, the city will be destroyed in 3 to 5 years. 1.6649 0.03851 370 184 126 60
158 He’s vicious. But he always leaves a trail. 1.6641 0.03734 387 191 135 61
159 For now, sir, it seems only to be targeting French restaurants. 1.6632 0.03766 383 190 132 61
160 We believe this one is just an appetizer, sir. 1.6631 0.03787 371 182 132 57
161 You’re right, we may need to call on the French military, culinary division. 1.6617 0.03656 405 201 140 64
162 At least he won't reach Times Square until August. 1.6615 0.03514 390 182 158 50
163 Tell everyone in its path they'll have to walk for their lives. 1.6603 0.03898 365 184 121 60
164 If we don’t do something in the next three months, the city is doomed. 1.6587 0.03622 378 191 132 55
165 You can put down your binoculars--it's a large snail. 1.6585 0.04079 366 195 101 70
166 Is it just me or does he look a little sluggish? 1.6582 0.03703 392 195 136 61
167 On the plus side, it will be a week before he gets to midtown 1.6575 0.03907 362 183 120 59
168 The Brits are sending artillery, the French garlic butter. 1.6560 0.04305 343 188 85 70
169 OMG! He just flattened Trump Tower! Do you think we could get him down to Mar-a-lago?" 1.6559 0.04010 372 197 106 69
170 Sir, at this pace, he'll have leveled Midtown by Autumn 1.6547 0.03751 362 176 135 51
171 At least the National Guard will get here in time. 1.6530 0.04011 366 193 107 66
172 Sir, the French army is on standby, and they brought forks. 1.6529 0.04238 340 183 92 65
173 I don’t know . . . It’s all happening so fast! 1.6518 0.03840 359 179 126 54
174 His anger appears to be directed solely against French Restaurants. 1.6516 0.03891 353 177 122 54
175 The one day we didn’t salt the roads... 1.6515 0.04149 330 171 103 56
176 Sure, your first impulse is "Army, Air Force, Navy and Marines!" But consider how effective a crack squad from the Culinary Institute of America might be. 1.6494 0.04021 348 180 110 58
177 It's the Trump Covid emergency response team. 1.6491 0.04457 322 179 77 66
178 Don’t worry, the streets are salted. 1.6488 0.04027 336 171 112 53
179 He's heading for the French consulate and looks angry. 1.6486 0.04164 350 189 95 66
180 I think it's time to call in the French. 1.6481 0.04215 324 179 89 56
181 Good news is, we have a month to evacuate the city. 1.6481 0.03981 324 169 106 49
182 Well, technically sir, he didn’t leave his home so there’s nothing we can do. 1.6481 0.04172 341 182 97 62
183 Seventh floor, third window from the left. Tell me that isn't Lady Gaga. 1.6471 0.04294 323 173 91 59
184 Might I suggest you don't need the binoculars? 1.6452 0.04049 341 177 108 56
185 Now might be the time to attack. He's looking sluggish. 1.6447 0.04240 304 156 100 48
186 At this rate, we only have 6-8 months to evacuate. 1.6440 0.04184 323 169 100 54
187 We need the French army and 10,000 sets of cutlery! 1.6440 0.04091 323 172 98 53
188 This seems like a problem for future generations 1.6431 0.04299 325 176 89 60
189 A little more to the left...do you see it now? 1.6420 0.04176 324 170 100 54
190 The virus has mutated, but at least it doesn't spread quickly. 1.6417 0.04299 321 173 90 58
191 You fool! Don't just stand there! Walk! Walk for your life!" 1.6415 0.03868 357 182 121 54
192 Yes, that is the Chrysler Building...look a little to the left. 1.6413 0.04388 315 172 84 59
193 What I CAN tell you is that it isn't the garden variety. 1.6407 0.03920 334 167 120 47
194 I don’t know how we didn’t see this coming weeks ago. 1.6401 0.04632 289 160 73 56
195 I recommend we upgrade the alert from glacial to sluggish. 1.6399 0.04037 336 174 109 53
196 If you call in the military, it's going to be a real slugfest. 1.6376 0.04635 287 159 73 55
197 Just googled it. Salt. They all say try salt. 1.6370 0.04050 303 150 113 40
198 About 3,000 lbs. of salt should do it. 1.6367 0.04369 289 151 92 46
199 A little to the left. You really can't miss it. 1.6367 0.04763 289 166 62 61
200 Calm down, Fox News is reporting that it’s a hoax. 1.6367 0.04583 289 159 76 54
201 It's headed to the Guggenheim. It believes we've killed its mate. 1.6367 0.04229 289 146 102 41
202 At this rate, everything below Wall Street will be destroyed before the end of the year. 1.6358 0.04061 302 150 112 40
203 Slow food is huge right now. 1.6358 0.04168 302 154 104 44
204 Don't just stand there, man. Walk for your life! 1.6355 0.04035 332 172 109 51
205 Finally the mail. 1.6355 0.04504 321 184 70 67
206 Really! You need binoculars to see that. 1.6351 0.04522 296 163 78 55
207 You’ll have to evacuate the next block by a week from Tuesday. 1.6331 0.03786 308 167 101 40
208 It’s one of those 3 Mile Island snails. Left Pennsylvania in 1979. 1.6327 0.04473 294 160 82 52
209 No, we literally saw this coming for months ... 1.6325 0.04236 332 182 90 60
210 Don’t stop him. He’s headed right for the garlic and butter. 1.6325 0.04390 283 148 91 44
211 Quick,put out a saucer with beer in it. 1.6323 0.04457 291 157 84 50
212 Fauci said this would happen. 1.6319 0.04495 288 156 82 50
213 Time is not of the essence. 1.6286 0.04343 280 145 94 41
214 Really Charlie, really ....are the binoculars THAT necessary. 1.6286 0.04237 315 169 94 52
215 Well I agree, it looks like this afternoon’s commute will be sluggish. 1.6285 0.04334 288 151 93 44
216 Escargodzilla 1.6279 0.04518 301 169 75 57
217 If only we could have seen this coming! 1.6272 0.04403 287 153 88 46
218 We've got mere days to evacuate city hall! 1.6268 0.04483 276 147 85 44
219 Is now a good time to tell you about the mishap with the frogs? 1.6264 0.04661 265 144 76 45
220 We're rounding up as much butter and garlic as we can find. 1.6264 0.04692 265 145 74 46
221 Actually, the pan IS big enough, we're just waiting on the butter. 1.6263 0.04096 297 150 108 39
222 Only a million gallons of melted garlic butter can stop it. 1.6263 0.04365 297 160 88 49
223 There was widespread panic at first, but now everyone's just bored. 1.6254 0.04491 291 160 80 51
224 Well, at least we’ll have time to prepare. 1.6250 0.03944 304 162 103 39
225 Do you really think those binoculars are necessary, officer? 1.6250 0.04019 288 170 79 39
226 We must warn everybody - meander for your lives. 1.6245 0.04560 277 151 79 47
227 He's horny and he's headed for the Guggenheim. 1.6241 0.04579 282 156 76 50
228 I don't think you need those. 1.6241 0.04236 282 146 97 39
229 I thought he was moving to Mar-a-lago 1.6241 0.04974 266 156 54 56
230 The flu kills more people. I say we ignore it. 1.6240 0.04669 258 139 77 42
231 I think it's the new Postal Service mascot. 1.6231 0.04593 268 145 79 44
232 There's time to lose. 1.6227 0.04644 273 151 74 48
233 Yes, I see it, but my local elected official swears it's a hoax. 1.6227 0.04406 273 143 90 40
234 We're fine. It's Salt Lake City, he can't get far. 1.6218 0.04531 275 156 72 47
235 I recommend a sluggish and uncoordinated response. 1.6218 0.04290 275 141 97 37
236 You really don’t need the binoculars sir. 1.6215 0.04532 288 160 77 51
237 The upside is that we have lots of time to figure this out. 1.6215 0.04673 251 134 78 39
238 Sir, he could destroy the city in a matter of decades. 1.6213 0.04571 272 148 79 45
239 The good news, sir, is that we have plenty of time to decide what to do. 1.6210 0.03947 343 181 111 51
240 If we don't act soon, it could ruin this whole town in 15-16 weeks. 1.6203 0.04435 266 139 89 38
241 It should hit us by next Tuesday. 1.6203 0.04205 266 146 83 37
242 We'll have to run in about an hour. 1.6201 0.03990 308 176 86 46
243 Sir, if we don't evacuate the city by the Thursday after next, we're looking at a mass casualty event. 1.6197 0.04246 284 147 98 39
244 At this point, anything is better than another Trump Tower. 1.6197 0.04477 305 173 75 57
245 There’s nothing you can do—he’s a certified emotional support animal. 1.6196 0.04846 255 143 66 46
246 You must take him alive- he'll be worth billions in France. 1.6194 0.04442 268 141 88 39
247 We still have time to come up with a plan. 1.6189 0.03948 307 154 116 37
248 At this pace I estimate we only have until tomorrow to evacuate. 1.6184 0.04318 283 149 93 41
249 We should warn the next block to evacuate in the next 2-3 days. 1.6182 0.04324 275 143 94 38
250 Finally, a villain that moves at the pace of our bureaucracy. 1.6175 0.04409 285 154 86 45
251 There was one vaccine side effect that I didn't mention. 1.6169 0.04325 248 139 75 34
252 Mon Dieu, Henri... c’est L’Escargodzilla! 1.6165 0.04718 266 149 70 47
253 Now close the left eye and tell me if you see anything unusual. 1.6157 0.04851 242 133 69 40
254 At least we didn’t test it on the ape. 1.6154 0.04910 247 139 64 44
255 Scientifically speaking, there are four other catastrophes that will kill us first. 1.6154 0.04486 260 137 86 37
256 When he gets to your block then will you admit he exists?! 1.6145 0.04493 262 139 85 38
257 We recommend drowning it in butter and garlic. 1.6141 0.04121 311 165 101 45
258 We only have years to stop him. 1.6141 0.04207 298 158 97 43
259 I would have more confidence in your military strategy, if you weren’t the doorman” 1.6134 0.04558 269 147 79 43
260 If you look through the other end it doesn’t seem so bad. 1.6129 0.04459 279 152 83 44
261 If we don't do something now, it will destroy the whole city in just a decade or two. 1.6125 0.04668 240 127 79 34
262 I’m not sure you really need those binoculars 1.6124 0.04615 258 140 78 40
263 He doesn’t seem to be slowing down! 1.6122 0.04641 263 145 75 43
264 Does it look like Mitch McConnell or doesn't it? 1.6120 0.05277 250 154 39 57
265 Have the French responded? 1.6113 0.04307 301 165 88 48
266 In a sense, what you’re looking at is a slow moving disaster’ 1.6109 0.04331 275 145 92 38
267 Too bad the streets department has stopped using salt. 1.6107 0.04464 262 139 86 37
268 Yes, he will destroy the entire city but probably not in our lifetime. 1.6098 0.04760 246 135 72 39
269 We have time. 1.6096 0.04582 251 134 81 36
270 It's unstoppable, but the good news is we have time to pack. 1.6088 0.04060 294 151 107 36
271 The Internet is saying it was released from a Chinese laboratory. In 1978. 1.6074 0.04859 242 135 67 40
272 The glass building between the two tall ones, third floor from the top, second window from the left. I swear she's not wearing any clothes. 1.6068 0.05028 234 133 60 41
273 We really should have seen this coming. 1.6061 0.04602 264 146 76 42
274 You understand now why I told you traffic has been unusually sluggish. 1.6057 0.04833 246 138 67 41
275 We need to salt the roads immediately! 1.6044 0.04423 273 148 85 40
276 We've known this was coming for a while. 1.6044 0.04453 273 149 83 41
277 The French have a plan, but it involves garlic butter..... 1.6036 0.04307 275 146 92 37
278 If we don't do something, in another three days it will crush that cab. 1.6032 0.04610 247 133 79 35
279 Well, at least there's no rush..... 1.6009 0.04828 218 116 73 29
280 Where are the french when we finally need them ? 1.6008 0.04907 248 143 61 44
281 We’re going to need a bigger sauté pan” 1.6000 0.04663 260 146 72 42
282 Looks like we got some time. 1.6000 0.04543 225 115 85 25
283 Threatening? Yes. However, it does lack the element of surprise. 1.6000 0.04528 240 126 84 30
284 We've filled the Lake at Central Park with hot butter. Now it's up to you. 1.5992 0.04698 262 149 69 44
285 That Meryl Streep can do anything. 1.5991 0.05242 212 121 55 36
286 slow news day.... literally. 1.5984 0.04694 244 134 74 36
287 I see nothing. I’m telling you, it’s a hoax. It’ll miraculously disappear. 1.5974 0.04938 231 130 64 37
288 Well, it’s been a long time coming. 1.5958 0.04646 240 130 77 33
289 I recommend deploying the salt trucks. 1.5952 0.04069 252 137 89 26
290 Is there any way to slow it down? 1.5947 0.04891 227 129 64 34
291 Looks like Operation Warp Speed arrived... 1.5946 0.05177 222 129 54 39
292 As best I can estimate, we've got about twelve hours. 1.5946 0.04350 259 137 90 32
293 You know, after a while "unprecedented" just looses all meaning. 1.5942 0.05169 207 116 59 32
294 That's what happens when you close all the French restaurants. 1.5941 0.04847 239 135 66 38
295 We’re going to need more butter and garlic. 1.5939 0.04819 229 126 70 33
296 We're going to need a bigger tiny fork. 1.5931 0.04904 231 130 65 36
297 We should walk for our lives. 1.5923 0.04572 260 145 76 39
298 It will be in Midtown by summer. 1.5913 0.04519 230 120 84 26
299 Is it really delivering the mail? 1.5913 0.04618 252 140 75 37
300 For years, we told people to cut back on salt. Now, it's the only thing that will save us. 1.5905 0.05024 210 116 64 30
301 Times Square is doomed. In two years. 1.5902 0.04701 244 136 72 36
302 Sadly, history will show that this was entirely preventable. But as I told you with climate change, humans just aren’t equipped to recognize slow-moving threats until it’s too late. 1.5899 0.05028 217 122 62 33
303 I’ll take it, at least it’s not Trump 1.5892 0.04819 241 137 66 38
304 It's full of mail. 1.5885 0.04894 243 141 61 41
305 Try reversing the binoculars! 1.5877 0.04777 211 123 60 28
306 Evacuate the French Embassy 1.5876 0.04573 274 158 71 45
307 Our tests indicate he's moving faster than the subway system. 1.5874 0.04757 223 121 73 29
308 Yes, we have a plan: we commandeered all the butter and garlic in the state. 1.5874 0.04715 223 120 75 28
309 First not enough vaccine. Now not enough garlic butter. 1.5874 0.05125 223 130 55 38
310 Good news is, it's going to take him forever to destroy the city. 1.5872 0.04572 235 126 80 29
311 Yep, it's another Wall Street shell company. 1.5872 0.04927 218 121 66 31
312 It’s less about “if” we should panic and more about “when.” 1.5862 0.04618 232 125 78 29
313 Congress? The Pentagon? No sir, this is a job for the Postmaster General. 1.5861 0.04949 244 144 57 43
314 Our only hope is garlic butter. 1.5860 0.05068 215 122 60 33
315 Get me a French chef, stat. 1.5855 0.04707 234 136 63 35
316 Technically not as slimy as Ted Cruz 1.5849 0.05037 212 119 62 31
317 Sodium chloride -- lots of it. 1.5849 0.04349 265 147 83 35
318 Well, at least we've got a week to think of something. 1.5848 0.04615 224 119 79 26
319 I guess we should’ve seen this coming 1.5842 0.05230 202 115 56 31
320 Looks like the mail has arrived. 1.5833 0.04922 216 120 66 30
321 He'll be here any day now! 1.5833 0.04503 240 129 82 29
322 Same location and heading as when you asked me yesterday. 1.5825 0.05059 206 115 62 29
323 Perhaps it would prefer the Garden State." 1.5822 0.04813 225 125 69 31
324 The National Guard said they'll be here next week. That should be fine. 1.5817 0.04976 208 115 65 28
325 Be afraid. Be sort of afraid. 1.5813 0.04973 203 111 66 26
326 Yes, sir, it may have originated in the Garden State...but that trail of slime and destruction leads directly back to the Capitol. 1.5811 0.04905 222 127 62 33
327 I told you 40 years ago this was coming. 1.5806 0.04950 217 122 64 31
328 ”If only you’d listened when I warned you about this years ago—when it was still across the street. 1.5805 0.05310 205 120 51 34
329 Have your men grab their a-salt rifles. 1.5801 0.04758 231 129 70 32
330 And that's just the appetizer! 1.5797 0.05043 207 116 62 29
331 It's the new USPS mascot, sir! 1.5797 0.05135 207 118 58 31
332 It's the new USPS delivery vehicle. 1.5794 0.05091 214 123 58 33
333 Bullets will be useless. Stroll for your life. 1.5794 0.05091 214 123 58 33
334 Stop it? No idea. But if we remove the shell it may become sluggish. 1.5789 0.05187 209 121 55 33
335 He’s not in our jurisdiction quite yet... 1.5789 0.05006 209 117 63 29
336 Apparently he grew every time Trump told a lie. 1.5783 0.04973 249 151 52 46
337 We should have foreseen that opening Trump's tax records would release a slime trail the size of Fifth Avenue. 1.5782 0.05447 211 129 42 40
338 It's still going to be better than last year. 1.5780 0.05103 218 127 56 35
339 On the plus side, his slime has filled in most potholes 1.5779 0.04490 244 133 81 30
340 Clearly we underestimated the amount of butter and garlic needed. 1.5777 0.04921 206 113 67 26
341 There's a big snail at Macy's. 1.5771 0.05112 201 123 47 31
342 Tell the National Guard there's no need to rush. 1.5771 0.04863 201 108 70 23
343 We estimate it'll reach downtown by the summer 1.5764 0.04878 203 110 69 24
344 'What can we do to slow it down?' 1.5763 0.04152 236 135 75 26
345 The situation is getting worse... But slowly 1.5761 0.05139 184 100 62 22
346 Don't worry, the National Guard has been called and will be here Wednesday. 1.5759 0.04998 191 109 58 24
347 Our only hope is the French. 1.5758 0.05509 198 119 44 35
348 Hurry! We only have hours! 1.5758 0.04600 231 126 77 28
349 Well, it's not like we didn't see this coming. 1.5756 0.04892 205 112 68 25
350 On the plus side, he won’t reach our position for at least three days. 1.5739 0.04616 230 137 62 31
351 You weren’t kidding when you said you had a “slow-moving crisis!” 1.5738 0.04222 244 127 94 23
352 I’m afraid the city is doomed. It’s only a matter of years. 1.5728 0.04827 206 112 70 24
353 Artillery would be useless, nukes, too dangerous, I suggest red wine and onions! 1.5726 0.04759 241 139 66 36
354 The garlic butter laser is charged and ready, General. 1.5721 0.05067 201 113 61 27
355 We're gonna need a bigger salad. 1.5721 0.05067 201 113 61 27
356 Alert the Port Authority that it'll be at the Holland Tunnel by Christmas. 1.5714 0.05126 217 128 54 35
357 Clearly it’s an invasive species. 1.5708 0.04704 219 120 73 26
358 Must be the new USPS mascot! 1.5707 0.05126 198 112 59 27
359 I told you New York would come back to normal. 1.5700 0.04812 207 129 49 29
360 Yes, he’s only a snail, but he identifies as Godzilla. 1.5700 0.04812 207 113 70 24
361 Are those really necessary? 1.5695 0.04642 223 131 62 30
362 If we don't act soon it will crush that taxi by Thursday. 1.5694 0.05013 209 119 61 29
363 Damn, he’s even slower than the Trump COVID response. 1.5693 0.05471 202 123 43 36
364 The mail, at last. 1.5691 0.05647 188 114 41 33
365 We need to evacuate the hospital by next Thursday! 1.5691 0.05063 188 103 63 22
366 Hit him with the garlic butter one more time! 1.5689 0.04739 225 126 70 29
367 Another slow moving disaster that we are not prepared for. 1.5688 0.04766 218 121 70 27
368 At this rate, the biggest threat is still climate change. 1.5686 0.05248 204 120 52 32
369 Yep. It's New York's vaccine rollout." 1.5685 0.04995 197 119 51 27
370 So, to confirm, we didn't see this coming? 1.5684 0.04911 190 102 68 20
371 If you look through the other side of binoculars it's not so scarey. 1.5684 0.05240 190 108 56 26
372 We should have seen this coming! 1.5682 0.05073 220 130 55 35
373 Should we tell the French, sir? 1.5676 0.05458 185 108 49 28
374 Well, you can’t say it was a threat you didn’t see coming 1.5674 0.04393 215 129 63 23
375 I don’t know how we didn’t see this coming. 1.5671 0.04884 231 135 61 35
376 It looks like the Post Office is doubling down on snail mail. 1.5670 0.04893 194 118 51 25
377 Sir, we’re hearing the French had a very efficient way of dealing with this problem. 1.5668 0.05196 187 105 58 24
378 It’s all that undelivered mail from the holidays. 1.5668 0.05045 217 127 57 33
379 I see they have found a way to expedite the mail. 1.5661 0.05263 189 108 55 26
380 The police may actually get here on time. 1.5659 0.04700 205 110 74 21
381 What are the binoculars for? 1.5658 0.05012 228 136 55 37
382 If you had only salted the streets like I asked you. 1.5656 0.04609 244 139 72 33
383 Looks like we're in for a real slugfest! 1.5650 0.05285 200 118 51 31
384 You’d better do something, sir; he’ll be here in a few days. 1.5648 0.05064 216 127 56 33
385 Hurry! He'll be here in a week. 1.5641 0.04603 234 131 74 29
386 I think it's from the U.S. Postal Service. 1.5640 0.05070 211 123 57 31
387 I think I see why traffic has slowed to a snails pace. 1.5637 0.05111 204 118 57 29
388 Let's play it safe and have the city evacuated by Friday. 1.5636 0.04951 220 128 60 32
389 At least we should have plenty of time to evacuate everyone. 1.5634 0.04854 213 120 66 27
390 Do we have a pronoun yet? 1.5632 0.05370 174 98 54 22
391 Shall I call out the reserves of garlic and butter, sir? 1.5632 0.05297 190 110 53 27
392 Sir, if we don’t stop him in the next 2 years, we’ll all be doomed!!! 1.5632 0.05136 190 107 59 24
393 At least the insurance industry will keep pace with the claims. 1.5628 0.05259 199 117 52 30
394 Forget the guns. Bring the best French cooks in town. 1.5628 0.04805 199 108 70 21
395 The good news is that he's only moved five feet in two weeks. 1.5625 0.04848 208 116 67 25
396 At the rate he's going he'll destroy the Bronx in 2033. 1.5625 0.04878 192 104 68 20
397 We're pretty certain it's not just of the garden variety. 1.5622 0.04875 217 124 64 29
398 Not a big fan of the Guggenheim’s renovation 1.5619 0.05134 210 124 54 32
399 Sure, but never this far uptown. 1.5616 0.05084 203 117 58 28
400 Super Snail Mail has finally arrived! 1.5613 0.04918 212 121 63 28
401 Tell the residents of that building they have approximately eight weeks to evacuate 1.5611 0.04590 221 125 70 26
402 Finally, a threat that works at our pace. 1.5608 0.05424 189 112 48 29
403 I think the threat is over, it’s been backing up for an hour and a half now. 1.5600 0.05097 175 95 62 18
404 It will look more manageable if you turn your binoculars around. 1.5598 0.05646 184 112 41 31
405 I think he's headed to the Guggenheim. 1.5596 0.05025 193 108 62 23
406 The good news is that we have plenty of time 1.5591 0.04826 220 126 65 29
407 There is no way we could have seen this coming 1.5590 0.05245 195 114 53 28
408 Looks like the French have resumed their thermonuclear testing. 1.5585 0.05181 188 107 57 24
409 We’ll have to call in the French for this one. 1.5582 0.04506 249 142 75 32
410 WE NEED A VERY LARGE SAUCER OF BEER. 1.5580 0.05390 181 105 51 25
411 We’re going to need a lot more garlic butter. 1.5580 0.04786 181 107 54 20
412 Tell superman he doesn't have to rush. 1.5579 0.04530 242 137 75 30
413 I'm sorry, General, we've just never seen anything move this fast downtown! 1.5575 0.04853 226 132 62 32
414 I'm nervous to show you the lab rat. 1.5575 0.05312 174 98 55 21
415 I'd like to think we have the advantage of speed, but there are 12 federal, state and city agencies arguing over jurisdiction... 1.5575 0.05556 174 102 47 25
416 It'll destroy this town in less than a decade 1.5573 0.05360 192 114 49 29
417 At this rate it’ll destroy the entire city by 2054! 1.5565 0.04544 230 128 76 26
418 I don't think explaining the difference between a "slug" and an "snail" is really important right now, General. 1.5562 0.05223 178 100 57 21
419 We're still trying to determine how it managed to sneak up on us. 1.5562 0.05853 178 111 35 32
420 Quit staring and stroll for your life! 1.5561 0.05366 187 110 50 27
421 Now that the rink is closed, we've filled it with all of the city's butter. Can you lure him up 49th? The staff from Le Bernardin will take it from there. 1.5556 0.05253 171 95 57 19
422 In retrospect, we should have seen this coming. 1.5550 0.05097 200 116 57 27
423 By our calculations, it will reach Times Square in May of 2025. 1.5550 0.04896 200 112 65 23
424 It's a follower of that slime-ball who moved to Florida. 1.5549 0.05644 182 111 41 30
425 We predict he will reach city hall in approximately 17 days. 1.5549 0.05273 173 97 56 20
426 That's gonna take a lot of garlic and olive oil 1.5549 0.05144 173 106 45 22
427 I say it's a giant snail... what do you think? 1.5543 0.05474 175 102 49 24
428 With due respect, couldn't you have seen that coming? 1.5533 0.05257 197 117 51 29
429 It's the Postmaster General! 1.5533 0.05354 197 119 47 31
430 We're gonna need a lot of salt, then a lot of butter. 1.5529 0.05041 208 122 57 29
431 Like climate change we've seen it coming for decades but did nothing to stop it 1.5528 0.05118 199 116 56 27
432 You're right---we have enough time finish our coffee, then phone it in. 1.5524 0.04576 210 114 76 20
433 Wait till you see the fork. 1.5523 0.05297 172 97 55 20
434 What do you see? 1.5521 0.05912 163 99 38 26
435 ‘No, I meant because they’re usually nocturnal. But sure, its size too.’ 1.5521 0.05650 163 95 46 22
436 Really?! You didn't see this coming?! 1.5517 0.04894 203 115 64 24
437 I don’t think this calls for any immediate action. 1.5515 0.05063 194 111 59 24
438 No advance warning? I warned you in 2019! 1.5511 0.05392 176 102 51 23
439 ''I hope this is the mother and not one of the kids! '' 1.5509 0.05612 167 98 46 23
440 Tell me what you think. Take your time. 1.5508 0.05422 187 112 47 28
441 You have two choices officer - gather up all the rock salt you can or contact the French embassy. 1.5503 0.05165 189 109 56 24
442 Sir, we believe the only way we can stop it is with a full frontal a-salt. 1.5497 0.05283 191 113 51 27
443 This is like watching a disaster in slow motion! 1.5495 0.05205 202 121 51 30
444 I think we'll need to change the definition of "a New York minute." 1.5495 0.05110 202 119 55 28
445 No one saw this coming. 1.5491 0.05339 173 99 53 21
446 I suggest we start running in a couple of hours. 1.5485 0.04891 206 118 63 25
447 Can nothing slow it down? 1.5484 0.05499 186 113 44 29
448 We'd better stroll for our lives! 1.5482 0.05640 166 98 45 23
449 This variant doesn't spread any faster, but it's much more lethal. 1.5480 0.05547 177 106 45 26
450 Turns out, when you put pepper on them, the opposite happens. 1.5479 0.05349 188 112 49 27
451 Well, sir, we can't say we didn't see this one coming from a long ways off. 1.5475 0.05442 179 106 48 25
452 Well... we’ve got about a week 1.5473 0.04779 201 118 60 23
453 On the bright side, we have plenty of time to figure out a plan. 1.5472 0.04971 212 125 58 29
454 I’ve got the butter and garlic calculations right here. 1.5470 0.05222 181 104 55 22
455 You heard me right Captain, we need 600 tons of Himalayan Salt. 1.5470 0.05103 181 102 59 20
456 We will need to walk for our lives. 1.5469 0.05211 192 113 53 26
457 Actually, we're more concerned about the slime trail. 1.5469 0.05263 192 114 51 27
458 Well, at least we have time to figure out how to stop him. 1.5465 0.04465 172 103 54 15
459 At this rate the entire city will be destroyed in 100 years. 1.5463 0.05101 205 122 54 29
460 It’s demanding 2 dozen Frenchman, cooked in wine, dipped in butter, and wrapped in slices of baguette...and an unoaked Chardonnay. 1.5459 0.05130 196 115 55 26
461 We can stop him, but we'll have to act very slowly. 1.5450 0.05112 189 109 57 23
462 Hose it with drawn butter and garlic. 1.5449 0.04931 167 100 50 17
463 The world is officially escargoingtohell. 1.5445 0.05233 191 113 52 26
464 We’re not sure, sir. It all happened so fast. 1.5444 0.05477 180 108 46 26
465 Sir, our calculations indicate we'll need about 1,956 gallons of garlic butter. 1.5444 0.05437 169 98 50 21
466 Has the Army really stockpiled that much butter, garlic, and Chardonnay? 1.5444 0.05305 169 96 54 19
467 If only Julia Child were here. 1.5440 0.05295 193 116 49 28
468 Oh look, the mail's here 1.5436 0.05450 195 121 42 32
469 Hurry! It will be on top of us in a week or so! 1.5430 0.04688 221 127 68 26
470 If we don't find some way to stop it, the city will be destroyed in a matter of decades. 1.5429 0.04870 210 122 62 26
471 Sir,Paris is suggesting we use butter. 1.5429 0.04531 210 115 76 19
472 At some point we’ll have to stroll slowly away for our lives. 1.5419 0.05386 179 106 49 24
473 The situation is developing at a snail's pace, sir. 1.5417 0.05591 168 100 45 23
474 Mosey for your lives!! 1.5412 0.05726 170 104 40 26
475 Nature and Monsanto find a way. 1.5412 0.05665 170 103 42 25
476 We think it came from outer space. Or France. 1.5411 0.04972 207 122 58 27
477 Looks like he's headed to the French Quarter. 1.5410 0.05297 183 108 51 24
478 We created a giant beer pond to attract it but the townsfolk keep jumping in. 1.5410 0.05240 183 107 53 23
479 This is the slowest disaster I’ve ever seen. 1.5405 0.05140 185 107 56 22
480 Major, you’ve got less than an hour to save that cab. 1.5396 0.05066 202 120 55 27
481 Thank God I stocked up on toilet paper yesterday. 1.5395 0.06184 152 95 32 25
482 Call the French embassy. They'll know what to do. 1.5389 0.05306 180 106 51 23
483 I guess Macron wasn't bluffing. 1.5385 0.05320 182 108 50 24
484 Sir, our garlic stockpile is good, but we'll need more butter. 1.5385 0.05333 156 87 54 15
485 We have at most a week before he gets to City Hall. 1.5385 0.05567 169 101 45 23
486 I didn't say flower bed. I said put the nuclear waste in the fallout shed. 1.5385 0.05921 156 97 35 24
487 Half of the slime on Wall Street isn't our fault. 1.5380 0.05276 184 109 51 24
488 Can’t believe you didn’t see him coming. 1.5380 0.05197 171 97 56 18
489 Well, we did see this coming 1.5375 0.05739 160 96 42 22
490 The bad news is, it’s destroying everything in its path. The good news is, at this pace, it won’t make it to the other side of the street for another week. 1.5374 0.05972 147 88 39 20
491 Saunter for your life. 1.5371 0.05299 175 102 52 21
492 I think we still have time. 1.5367 0.05131 177 101 57 19
493 Climate change came for us even slower and we missed that too 1.5367 0.05315 177 104 51 22
494 Oh no. Walk for your life. Hurry. 1.5363 0.05271 179 105 52 22
495 Must be looking for a French restaurant for some payback. 1.5361 0.05380 166 96 51 19
496 Are you crazy? This is Dallas—we don’t even have salt for the roads! 1.5357 0.05134 196 117 53 26
497 It’s headed towards Trump Tower, hopefully it will make it before 2022!! 1.5350 0.05823 157 95 40 22
498 Dang, you really do need glasses 1.5347 0.06226 144 89 33 22
499 Not your garden-variety. 1.5347 0.04818 202 116 64 22
500 We only have days to save the building. 1.5340 0.05022 191 111 58 22
501 You don't need those. It's a giant snail. 1.5337 0.05659 163 98 43 22
502 Once we ship this bad-boy to Paris, they'll stop moaning about how they gave us the Statue of Liberty. 1.5333 0.06106 150 93 34 23
503 He’s here for the pub crawl. 1.5333 0.05570 150 86 48 16
504 No rush 1.5324 0.06067 139 83 38 18
505 It happened so fast. 1.5323 0.05038 201 120 55 26
506 Sir, we are deploying lettuces on the George Washington Bridge. 1.5322 0.05199 171 107 45 19
507 As if Wall Street wasn't slimy enough! 1.5320 0.04852 203 118 62 23
508 Well,it looks like this slow poke will be the next shift’s problem 1.5314 0.05239 175 102 53 20
509 I told you last month he would get to this block. 1.5312 0.04731 224 133 63 28
510 It might work, but you're talking about a HUGE amount of garlic and butter.... 1.5307 0.05674 179 113 37 29
511 Good luck convincing the internet that this isn’t vaccine related. 1.5306 0.05975 147 89 38 20
512 "General, I suggest blasting it with clarified butter and white wine. But it's going to be pissed." 1.5304 0.05345 181 109 48 24
513 That's why you salt the roads! 1.5294 0.05354 170 100 50 20
514 I say we got 1... 2 months tops before this starts getting ugly. Just enough time for congress to act. 1.5291 0.04894 189 108 62 19
515 We estimate that at this rate, it will be across the street in a just over seven months. 1.5291 0.05243 172 100 53 19
516 Let's see if the Pentagon can deploy a giant duck 1.5290 0.05039 155 99 39 17
517 I knew we should’ve salted the roads 1.5290 0.05591 155 91 46 18
518 If you look closely,you can see that it’s moving towards us! 1.5287 0.05134 174 100 56 18
519 Here comes the helicopter with the garlic sauce. 1.5287 0.04996 157 85 61 11
520 We can't stop it. All we can do is avoid it easily. 1.5287 0.05538 157 92 47 18
521 Ugh. Rudy is back in town. 1.5284 0.05637 176 110 39 27
522 A lot of garlic, a lot of olive oil. But we can do this. 1.5282 0.04947 195 114 59 22
523 It's not a Liberal hoax, General. 1.5274 0.05684 146 85 45 16
524 You're right--I am expecting a package by snail mail. 1.5269 0.05083 167 102 46 19
525 We’ll just have to slug it out! 😂 1.5269 0.05292 167 97 52 18
526 Turn them around, Joe...I can assure you it is NOT an inch tall and three miles away. 1.5267 0.05960 150 92 37 21
527 Why the binoculars? 1.5266 0.04855 188 107 63 18
528 Make that two tons of butter, 10,000 cloves of garlic, and 500 pounds of parsley. 1.5263 0.05267 171 100 52 19
529 Really? Binoculars? It's a giant snail, sir. 1.5263 0.05750 152 93 39 20
530 He’s getting sluggish. 1.5258 0.04870 213 128 58 27
531 Are those really necessary Bob? 1.5258 0.05073 194 116 54 24
532 Call Paris. The French will know what to do. 1.5253 0.05798 158 97 39 22
533 You can put the binoculars down now. 1.5253 0.06003 158 100 33 25
534 ‘This is New York sir, snails pace is actually faster than many of our roads.’ 1.5253 0.05728 158 96 41 21
535 Why yes, I do have some garlic and butter. Why do you ask? 1.5247 0.05412 162 100 42 20
536 What else do I need to do to prove that you need glasses? 1.5244 0.05433 164 97 48 19
537 We should have plenty of time to plan an escape. 1.5238 0.05335 189 117 45 27
538 For once I recommend a sluggish response. 1.5235 0.05484 170 103 45 22
539 You're going to need a giant French chef. 1.5235 0.05916 149 91 38 20
540 I saw this coming from a mile away. 1.5235 0.05760 149 89 42 18
541 If we don’t move in the next six hours, we’re done for! 1.5233 0.05245 172 101 52 19
542 I can't see anything because this giant snail is blocking my view! 1.5232 0.05625 151 89 45 17
543 Sir, we need to open up our strategic salt reserve NOW! 1.5230 0.05450 174 106 45 23
544 Good God! He's destroying the city at a snails pace! 1.5226 0.05885 155 96 37 22
545 Wow! Macy’s has really gone all out this year! 1.5223 0.05391 157 91 50 16
546 We're still kicking names around, but we needn't rush it. 1.5220 0.05560 159 95 45 19
547 Get Le Bernardin over here immediately with six tons of butter and nine thousand cloves of garlic, finely chopped. 1.5220 0.05325 182 111 47 24
548 Finally, the mail’s here! 1.5220 0.05155 205 128 47 30
549 The good news is, it's a slow-moving variant. 1.5217 0.05366 161 94 50 17
550 I've been looking at this cartoon for a week, Captain, and it appears to be moving at a, uh, well, you know. 1.5211 0.06056 142 87 36 19
551 You guess the weight - I'm going to go call every French chef in town. 1.5210 0.05428 167 100 47 20
552 He seems to be targeting French restaurants 1.5208 0.06073 144 89 35 20
553 The good news is that my team is working at a snail's pace. 1.5205 0.05768 146 87 42 17
554 It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear.” 1.5203 0.05947 148 91 37 20
555 What do I think it is? Snail, male... 1.5203 0.06099 148 93 33 22
556 If the road salt doesn't stop him we might have to walk for our lives! 1.5202 0.05223 173 102 52 19
557 Shoulda seen that coming from a mile away. 1.5200 0.05654 150 89 44 17
558 General, I really think you should take Jacques Pépin's call. 1.5198 0.05168 202 126 47 29
559 Everything was fine until those fourth graders started tapping on the glass. 1.5197 0.05752 152 92 41 19
560 Remember: objects are closer than they appear 1.5195 0.04894 154 102 37 15
561 Have you tried putting a couple of slugs in it? 1.5192 0.05786 156 96 39 21
562 We need to evacuate the city. But no rush. 1.5191 0.04952 183 106 59 18
563 Just as I thought: it's a giant snail. 1.5190 0.05587 158 98 40 20
564 Call out every French chef in the country! 1.5189 0.05204 185 112 50 23
565 This is why it's important to salt the roads 1.5187 0.05380 187 117 43 27
566 Would ya look at that? Not a cloud in the sky. 1.5179 0.05404 168 101 47 20
567 Can't say we didn't see this coming. 1.5176 0.05422 170 103 46 21
568 I knew after that damned ferret that this cloning stuff was going to get out of control. 1.5175 0.05688 143 84 44 15
569 French restaurants are demanding we take it alive, General. 1.5175 0.05688 143 84 44 15
570 Tell everyone to crawl for their lives. 1.5170 0.04766 176 110 48 18
571 Hold onto your hat, Gus...it’s the Covid vaccine rollout Comin’ our way! 1.5170 0.05283 176 106 49 21
572 I’d say we have about a week to make a plan. 1.5170 0.05575 147 86 46 15
573 Now is a good time to trust the scientist. You don't need the binoculars. 1.5161 0.05443 155 91 48 16
574 Bottom line, general is that we'll just have to slug it out. 1.5161 0.05595 155 93 44 18
575 It could wreak enormous destruction — eventually... 1.5152 0.05130 165 95 55 15
576 YOU tell him he's not eligible for the vaccine. 1.5149 0.06153 134 82 35 17
577 Technically yes,the city is lost. But we have three weeks to evacuate that building. 1.5139 0.05486 144 86 44 14
578 But where would we acquire 30,000 gallons of herb butter and a 40 ton skillet? 1.5133 0.05655 150 90 43 17
579 Call Jaques Pepin, and tell him to bring a lot of butter 1.5132 0.05903 152 95 36 21
580 Get ready, General. At this rate he'll destroy the entire city within months! 1.5132 0.05522 152 90 46 16
581 We're going to need a lot more butter and garlic bread. 1.5123 0.05623 162 100 41 21
582 Sir, salt trucks are not designed for this sort of crisis. 1.5120 0.05249 166 98 51 17
583 In the case of this particular gigantic monster, we are fortunate that running away actually works. 1.5119 0.05663 168 106 38 24
584 It's a sign of Spring! He's on his way to mate the Guggenheim. 1.5119 0.05339 168 101 48 19
585 This has been a long time coming. 1.5118 0.05358 170 103 47 20
586 I'm a slug guy. Looks like you're going to want a snail guy. 1.5116 0.06428 129 81 30 18
587 In my scientific opinion, we're going to need a bigger salt shaker. 1.5116 0.04981 172 99 58 15
588 My suggestion is that we just slug it out. 1.5115 0.05073 174 102 55 17
589 You don't see them in the winter because we salt the roads. 1.5114 0.05283 176 107 48 21
590 I suggest an eye exam if you need binoculars 1.5106 0.06007 141 87 36 18
591 If it made it here, it can make it anywhere 1.5106 0.05660 141 83 44 14
592 Monster! Walk for your lives! 1.5106 0.04916 188 111 58 19
593 You seriously need to use those binoculars now? 1.5106 0.06091 141 88 34 19
594 Don't be afraid! It'll take him a bit of time to admit Biden won. 1.5103 0.06121 145 92 32 21
595 This variant could be a problem. 1.5103 0.05371 145 83 50 12
596 This just proves that traffic in the city moves at a snail's pace. 1.5089 0.04974 169 97 58 14
597 We have time, Captain. It’s moving at a snail’s pace. 1.5089 0.04682 169 103 52 14
598 I don't think its what's eating your tomatoes 1.5078 0.06371 128 80 31 17
599 The bad news is is that it escaped from a lab. The good news is that it will take at least a week to reach us. 1.5078 0.05973 128 78 36 14
600 Better alert the French Embassy. 1.5075 0.05874 134 80 40 14
601 We ran the numbers. It's going to completely destroy the city, but it's going to take 3 years 1.5074 0.05995 136 83 37 16
602 Sir, we think we can dissolve the shell, but then you’ll have a real slugfest on your hands. 1.5071 0.05954 140 86 37 17
603 Look, Fred! You can see the Empire State Building from here! 1.5069 0.05994 144 90 35 19
604 Those Macy people have overdone it this year. 1.5068 0.05932 146 91 36 19
605 I warned you months ago that I saw this coming. 1.5068 0.05871 148 92 37 19
606 I wish we didn't waste all the salt on that giant margarita. 1.5067 0.05734 150 92 40 18
607 I say we douse it with garlic butter and call in the French army. 1.5066 0.05522 152 91 45 16
608 The postal service reveals its new delivery vehicle. 1.5066 0.06262 152 101 25 26
609 If we don't act in months, the rest of this block could be devastated. 1.5065 0.05547 154 93 44 17
610 What will it take for me to convince you to give in and wear glasses? 1.5065 0.06128 154 101 28 25
611 Finally,a threat slow enough for the government to address effectively. Maybe. Hopefully. 1.5064 0.05643 156 96 41 19
612 We should anticipate a run on garlic. 1.5064 0.05494 156 94 45 17
613 Ok,we’ve got a year to evacuate! 1.5063 0.05369 158 94 48 16
614 It’s coming! Get out of here at a moderate pace! 1.5063 0.05170 160 93 53 14
615 We're going to need a helluva lot of butter. 1.5061 0.05297 164 98 49 17
616 Better call for backup now. He could get here any day now. 1.5061 0.05153 164 96 53 15
617 Butter is OK but we're gonna need a lot more garlic. 1.5060 0.05455 166 102 44 20
618 Hit it with a salt rifle. 1.5060 0.05587 166 104 40 22
619 He says “You’ve got mail”. 1.5060 0.05340 168 102 47 19
620 This is the problem with snail mail. 1.5056 0.05117 178 107 52 19
621 Don't worry. You can always outrun it. 1.5054 0.05054 184 111 53 20
622 We'll need a lot of salt, but there's no hurry. 1.5041 0.06150 123 74 36 13
623 Damn. Trump is back already. 1.5039 0.06602 127 82 26 19
624 This is somehow only the third craziest thing I’ve seen this week 1.5038 0.06280 133 84 31 18
625 If you look through the other end, he's not so scary. 1.5036 0.05872 137 83 39 15
626 I'm inclined to blame it on the French too. 1.5035 0.05690 143 86 42 15
627 At least this variant moves more slowly. 1.5034 0.05372 145 84 49 12
628 Fortunately it’s moving at snail’s pace. 1.5034 0.05660 147 89 42 16
629 I think we need more salt. 1.5033 0.05388 151 89 48 14
630 I'm going to have to adjust your prescription. 1.5033 0.05726 153 95 39 19
631 ON THE OTHER HAND, TIME MAY BE ON OUR SIDE 1.5033 0.05496 153 92 45 16
632 "At the rate rate it's moving we'll have twelve weeks to evacuate the city." 1.5032 0.04701 155 95 50 10
633 I think I see a naked woman in that 8th floor window. 1.5031 0.05984 161 106 29 26
634 No thanks, I don’t need the binoculars. 1.5000 0.05295 148 97 36 15
635 We're slowly doomed! 1.5000 0.05575 144 86 44 14
636 We have twenty of the world's best French chefs working on it. 1.5000 0.05811 136 82 40 14
637 I would say the threat is imminent, but keep in mind I had the time to run home to get the binoculars. 1.5000 0.05490 122 68 47 7
638 Looks like it's going to be a slugfest! 1.5000 0.05996 136 84 36 16
639 We better move by tomorrow. It's coming this way. 1.5000 0.05904 136 83 38 15
640 General, it’s time to tell everyone to begin moseying. 1.5000 0.04954 170 99 57 14
641 I know a French chef that would like to have the first shot at it." 1.5000 0.05398 144 84 48 12
642 It's the new postmaster general. 1.5000 0.05583 176 114 36 26
643 I can only say...it's going to be a slow death. 1.5000 0.05293 158 94 49 15
644 In ten years it could threaten the whole block. 1.5000 0.05272 162 97 49 16
645 All I can say is that we need salt. 1.5000 0.05227 170 103 49 18
646 I would take it with a grain of salt. 1.5000 0.05735 150 93 39 18
647 I think it's one of ours. 1.5000 0.05451 142 83 47 12
648 Ah, the long awaited arrival of the holiday mail. 1.5000 0.06019 138 86 35 17
649 It’s not an immediate threat. 1.5000 0.05547 154 94 43 17
650 Well, sir, it has been a year. 1.5000 0.05969 134 82 37 15
651 We thought the new variant was going to be big, but not this big 1.5000 0.05506 140 82 46 12
652 I guess we should have seen it coming. 1.5000 0.05520 146 87 45 14
653 We’re going to need a carload of butter, a ton of garlic and a really big fry pan. 1.4971 0.05587 171 110 37 24
654 The morning news did say that traffic is moving at a snail's pace 1.4968 0.05543 157 97 42 18
655 Two words: road salt. 1.4968 0.05521 155 95 43 17
656 Do what you can to avoid a slugfest. 1.4965 0.05861 143 89 37 17
657 Yeah, that's the Chrysler Building. 1.4965 0.06026 143 91 33 19
658 The postal service must be trying something new 1.4965 0.05944 143 90 35 18
659 You're from the Relatively Soon Emergency Response Team? 1.4965 0.05194 141 91 37 13
660 Of course salt will work. But have you considered garlic butter instead? 1.4965 0.05837 141 87 38 16
661 We call him the City Slicker 1.4965 0.05749 141 88 37 16
662 There Escargots the neighborhood 1.4965 0.05660 141 85 42 14
663 Nobody could have seen this coming. 1.4962 0.06070 131 81 35 15
664 Fortunately, sir, we have some time. 1.4961 0.05796 127 75 41 11
665 The good news is there's plenty of time to evacuate. 1.4961 0.06212 127 79 33 15
666 2020 Wasn't So Bad After All 1.4959 0.06040 123 74 37 12
667 Until the salt truck arrives, I suggest a butter and garlic assault. 1.4941 0.05359 170 106 44 20
668 It's a giant snail that's 30 feet away. Do you really need those binoculars? 1.4940 0.04995 168 99 55 14
669 What do you mean it's speeding? 1.4937 0.05661 158 100 38 20
670 At this rate, he'll be on top of us in less than a week! 1.4937 0.05216 158 94 50 14
671 Snail mail has taken a dark turn. 1.4936 0.05569 156 97 41 18
672 We have some time. 1.4935 0.05698 154 97 38 19
673 The good news is we've had a week to evacuate the city. 1.4932 0.05604 146 89 42 15
674 General, if your troops don't arrive in the next few weeks, we're doomed! 1.4931 0.05215 144 83 51 10
675 We've got time. It will take a few days for it to reach the center of the city. 1.4930 0.05719 142 87 40 15
676 It looks suspiciously like the U.S. Postal Service. 1.4929 0.06124 140 90 31 19
677 Sir, I don't think we have enough garlic for this one. 1.4929 0.05779 140 86 39 15
678 After careful study, we believe it's a metaphor. 1.4928 0.06443 138 92 24 22
679 This snail has grown so quickly by feeding on constant bullshit. You're going to have blow up Fox News to save the world. 1.4926 0.06348 136 89 27 20
680 I suggest you call in the salt trucks. 1.4926 0.05811 136 85 36 15
681 I warned of a slow-moving coup. 1.4926 0.05904 136 87 33 16
682 It's the latest variant.What do we do now? 1.4925 0.05778 134 81 40 13
683 Do you really think you need those? 1.4922 0.06075 128 79 35 14
684 If only we had had time to prepare. 1.4919 0.06113 124 76 35 13
685 How much butter, garlic, and parsley do you figure we'll need? 1.4918 0.04893 183 110 56 17
686 Article 4 of NATO has been triggered, and - I can't believe I'm saying this - the French will save us. 1.4915 0.06453 118 74 30 14
687 At this rate it could destroy almost half of midtown by 2090. 1.4910 0.05430 167 105 42 20
688 Next year we go back to the Snoopy balloon. 1.4907 0.06772 108 68 27 13
689 True, it's a crisis, but I think we have some time. 1.4904 0.05393 157 96 45 16
690 We can just let the next generation deal with it 1.4904 0.05542 157 98 41 18
691 The bad news, sir: We're out of salt. The good news: We can definitely outrun it. 1.4902 0.05337 153 92 47 14
692 Have you tried salt? 1.4901 0.05049 151 92 47 12
693 Sir, this is why we recommend salting the roads *before* disaster strikes. 1.4899 0.05763 149 94 37 18
694 We’re going to need more garlic and butter. 1.4897 0.05800 145 91 37 17
695 I doubt there's any way to slow it. 1.4892 0.05719 139 85 40 14
696 Over 500 metric tons, it leaves radioactive slime as it moves, but from what we can tell so far, it doesn’t tweet. 1.4892 0.05898 139 87 36 16
697 Wait, I thought he moved to Florida... 1.4889 0.06384 135 89 26 20
698 We need 5000 tons of garlic butter and every French chef in the country! No rush. 1.4887 0.06280 133 86 29 18
699 Warn your residents that they've only got two days to evacuate. 1.4886 0.04967 176 106 54 16
700 Should I tell the National Guard they don’t need to rush? 1.4884 0.06040 129 80 35 14
701 It's probably carrying our stimulus checks. 1.4882 0.06211 127 80 32 15
702 With everything else going on, we honestly just kind of forgot about it. 1.4882 0.05902 127 77 38 12
703 That doesn't change the fact that it's on the endangered species list. 1.4880 0.06182 125 78 33 14
704 It's a post office innovation. They thought they could speed up delivery if they made the snail bigger. 1.4878 0.05638 164 106 36 22
705 Okay, now down a bit and to your left. Rhymes with "hail". 1.4876 0.06651 121 79 25 17
706 Dr Nutcase, this is not what we meant when we asked you to design a large weapon that could handle massive shells. 1.4874 0.06630 119 77 26 16
707 Looks like all the mail-in votes are finally coming in 1.4874 0.06300 119 74 32 13
708 This is not the slow moving disaster we predicted. 1.4872 0.05263 156 94 48 14
709 Well, the good news is time is on our side. 1.4872 0.05418 156 96 44 16
710 Our top scientists are already developing giant birds to take care of the situation. 1.4872 0.04408 156 94 54 8
711 How much butter and garlic do you think we'll need? 1.4868 0.04849 152 86 58 8
712 With all do respect General, if you can’t see the problem then I think it’s time you retire. 1.4868 0.05600 152 95 40 17
713 General, we have three maybe four years before it reaches the nuclear power plant and dooms us all! 1.4867 0.05245 150 89 49 12
714 It took three days to escape the lab and you just called us now??? 1.4863 0.05851 146 93 35 18
715 We've alerted the National Guard, the Air Force, and the Morton Salt Company. 1.4861 0.05397 144 86 46 12
716 If we don’t hurry and do something right now, it’s okay! 1.4859 0.05718 142 88 39 15
717 By my calculations General, it will destroy the entire city,,,, in 127 years. 1.4857 0.05953 140 89 34 17
718 Surprise attack? It's taken him 6 months just to cross this street! 1.4855 0.06191 138 90 29 19
719 Watch out for that gentrification, at first it comes in at a snail’s pace. 1.4855 0.05748 138 85 39 14
720 Hurry, we only have several hours until it gets here. 1.4852 0.05381 169 110 38 21
721 Our only hope is salt spreaders. 1.4851 0.05873 134 86 33 15
722 It’s my turn to look. 1.4846 0.05803 130 79 39 12
723 At this rate, we'll be devastated by next week. 1.4844 0.05762 128 77 40 11
724 Speaking as a psychologist, I believe he's really pissed about "snail mail" jokes 1.4839 0.05595 155 98 39 18
725 Quickly now....Tell everyone to walk for their lives 1.4837 0.05572 153 96 40 17
726 We’ll need to evacuate everyone south of 42 street. But we probably have a month to get them out 1.4837 0.05254 153 92 48 13
727 The Tai Chi practitioners were the first to go. 1.4836 0.05962 122 74 37 11
728 I told you Senator Cruz’s final form was a sight to behold. 1.4834 0.05781 151 97 35 19
729 As I predicted, we are in for a slow death. 1.4833 0.05915 120 72 38 10
730 Makes sense. Everyone else gained weight during the lockdowns. 1.4831 0.06223 118 73 33 12
731 I give up. What's big and slimy and headed this way? 1.4828 0.06301 116 72 32 12
732 I'm pretty sure the binoculars are not necessary Commissioner 1.4828 0.05715 145 91 38 16
733 My god, we've got to stop him, or he'll destroy the city in a matter of months! 1.4828 0.05806 116 68 40 8
734 Just how hard did it rain last night? 1.4825 0.06106 143 94 29 20
735 When Donald Trump said he'd be back I didn't think this is what he meant. 1.4825 0.06382 114 81 19 14
736 I know you won't believe me, sir, but it's Sacha Baron Cohen. 1.4823 0.05747 141 88 38 15
737 We've commandeered all the chicken stock and garlic butter in the tri-state area. 1.4820 0.05532 139 84 43 12
738 Quick! Someone send out the Morton’s Girl’s signal! 1.4818 0.06678 110 70 27 13
739 Mind if I take a look? 1.4818 0.05961 137 87 34 16
740 General, the French Food Expansion Institute sincerely apologizes. 1.4812 0.06000 133 84 34 15
741 I told you 2021 wasn’t going to be better. 1.4810 0.05367 158 98 44 16
742 I told you to order non-GMO escargot! 1.4810 0.05659 158 102 36 20
743 March 2025 — This is the most unexpected symptom of COVID-19 to date. 1.4809 0.06352 131 86 27 18
744 Fortunately, we’ve had plenty of time to evacuate. 1.4809 0.05456 131 77 45 9
745 I really don't mean to be oppositional. But, "imminent" existential threat? Really? 1.4809 0.05348 131 76 47 8
746 I've alerted the French. 1.4806 0.06236 129 83 30 16
747 Any sign of Jake from State Farm? 1.4806 0.06138 129 82 32 15
748 That what happens when you administer 3 doses of the vaccine. 1.4803 0.05793 127 77 39 11
749 We could just walk away, you know. 1.4803 0.05278 152 92 47 13
750 Sir the helicopters are loaded, garlic sauce drop on your command. 1.4800 0.06075 125 78 34 13
751 Get the good wine. 1.4797 0.05790 148 95 35 18
752 Snail Mail is here. Let's see what we got. 1.4797 0.06147 123 79 30 14
753 The vaccines were safe, they said. 1.4795 0.05397 171 110 40 21
754 My expert opinion? Stick with the classic. You can't go wrong with garlic butter. 1.4795 0.05254 146 87 48 11
755 First, we are going need a ton of butter. 1.4795 0.05768 146 93 36 17
756 Our only hope is to get him to Salt Lake City 1.4786 0.06715 117 77 24 16
757 The lab results are in. It’s a giant snail. 1.4786 0.05777 140 91 33 16
758 Should I prepare the city for a slow destruction? 1.4783 0.05560 138 84 42 12
759 It's like watching a car crash in slow motion. 1.4783 0.05366 161 101 43 17
760 Well, this escalated slowly. 1.4779 0.05993 136 87 33 16
761 Sir, if we don’t act quickly, not that much will happen. 1.4779 0.05993 136 87 33 16
762 Wow, when did the new Guggenheim go up?! 1.4779 0.06083 136 88 31 17
763 What is it that you can't see? 1.4779 0.06897 113 75 22 16
764 It's going to kill us all. We should alert people to stroll leisurely. Stroll for their lives! 1.4778 0.05011 180 112 50 18
765 The good news is, he should round the corner some time right before the Thanksgiving parade. 1.4773 0.05427 132 78 45 9
766 It all just happened so fast. 1.4771 0.05647 153 98 37 18
767 L’éscarGONE 1.4766 0.05970 128 80 35 13
768 On the plus side, it’s not microscopic. 1.4762 0.05404 147 90 44 13
769 No hurry ... he won't get here for a couple of hours. 1.4762 0.05824 126 77 38 11
770 We can’t say we didn’t see it coming 1.4762 0.05656 147 93 38 16
771 Oh, it's only a promotion for the U.S. Post Office" 1.4762 0.06143 126 80 32 14
772 I told them the GMO Escargot Program was a bad idea. 1.4762 0.05269 168 106 44 18
773 We've identified it, Sir. It's democracy in action. 1.4758 0.06216 124 79 31 14
774 Deploy the salt trucks! 1.4758 0.06216 124 79 31 14
775 Things escalated slowly. 1.4754 0.05959 122 75 36 11
776 Actually, we do have all day. 1.4750 0.06478 120 78 27 15
777 They said snail mail was dead, but it has returned. Stronger than ever. 1.4748 0.05716 139 87 38 14
778 We’ve put in a call to the French embassy. 1.4746 0.06221 118 74 32 12
779 They’re selling escargot at Costco now. 1.4745 0.05682 137 85 39 13
780 Eventually, yes. 1.4745 0.05587 137 84 41 12
781 We’ve only got 253 years until it destroys the whole city! 1.4745 0.05291 137 83 44 10
782 Don't worry, we have time. 1.4737 0.05998 133 85 33 15
783 We haven’t seen a trail this destructive and slimy left behind since January 20th. 1.4737 0.06379 114 72 30 12
784 If it's of any comfort, when you turn the binoculars around, it looks farther away. 1.4729 0.05727 129 79 39 11
785 I'm going to need a French chef and a lot of butter. 1.4726 0.05252 146 88 47 11
786 Now we just need some puppy dog tails and we can make little boys. 1.4720 0.05364 161 102 42 17
787 If they can't get out of the way in time, they're not trying. 1.4718 0.05715 142 90 37 15
788 Before deploying the fighter jets, may I suggest a road salt truck? 1.4715 0.06252 123 79 30 14
789 General, we don't have that much butter. 1.4714 0.05863 140 90 34 16
790 We need a defense plan—but no rush. 1.4713 0.05755 157 104 32 21
791 No,not that,that's the Chrysler Building. 1.4711 0.06107 121 76 33 12
792 You'll want to salt the roads, but there's no hurry. 1.4706 0.06295 119 76 30 13
793 He became irate when someone called him a slug. 1.4706 0.05615 136 84 40 12
794 ¨Jack, I can fit you in for that eye exam first thing in the morning.¨ 1.4706 0.05711 136 85 38 13
795 Do you believe the CDC now? 1.4706 0.06065 119 74 34 11
796 We've got to find a way to get ahead of this thing. 1.4701 0.05674 134 95 22 17
797 Have you tried garlic butter and parsley? 1.4701 0.05369 134 80 45 9
798 Maybe it's just a metaphor! 1.4701 0.05963 134 86 33 15
799 Crawl for your life!!! 1.4701 0.06489 117 76 27 14
800 How long have you known this was coming? 1.4697 0.05735 132 82 38 12
801 The lab says they can build a salt shaker to scale in six months - that should give us more than enough time. 1.4697 0.05835 132 83 36 13
802 A salt will stop the assault! 1.4695 0.05291 164 104 43 17
803 I'd say we have 60 to 72 hours max to evacuate. 1.4691 0.05193 162 101 46 15
804 Sir, if we don’t stop him here, he’ll hit Los Angeles in 150 years 1.4690 0.05365 145 89 44 12
805 You eat them with a special fork lift. 1.4688 0.05863 128 80 36 12
806 It's bound to be the slowest, most disgusting rampage this fair city has ever seen 1.4688 0.05602 160 105 35 20
807 This is what happens when you don't salt the roads 1.4683 0.05929 126 79 35 12
808 I see traffic once again slowing to a snail's pace. 1.4681 0.05831 141 93 31 17
809 Sir, if we play our cards right, this heat wave and butter spray could be just the solution. 1.4681 0.05917 141 92 32 17
810 Yes, he does look a little sluggish. 1.4677 0.05775 124 76 38 10
811 We only have the tiny forks, sir. 1.4677 0.06213 124 80 30 14
812 The French ambassador suggests we fire bomb it then drench it in oil and garlic. 1.4677 0.06106 124 79 32 13
813 This should have been an email. 1.4676 0.05980 139 91 31 17
814 He's an unattended high school science fair project. 1.4676 0.05713 139 88 37 14
815 Call out the salt trucks. 1.4673 0.06412 107 67 30 10
816 It’s the newest innovation in snail mail, they call it S-Cargo. 1.4673 0.06682 107 69 26 12
817 I'm just saying, medically speaking, if you need binoculars here, it's time for corrective lenses. 1.4667 0.05728 150 98 34 18
818 You're going to need a bigger garlic clove. 1.4662 0.05542 148 94 39 15
819 Aye, Captain. The Great White Snail! 1.4662 0.05542 148 94 39 15
820 Plausible deniability has fled, Sir. 1.4662 0.05395 133 89 31 13
821 The Post Office is testing its newest strategy for COVID vaccine delivery. 1.4658 0.05597 146 93 38 15
822 Well, we’ve got a couple of moments to lose. 1.4656 0.05557 131 80 41 10
823 For once, sir, I think we to call in France to help. 1.4655 0.06052 116 72 34 10
824 Actually, we don’t use the word ‘snail’ anymore. They prefer to be called mollusks. 1.4655 0.06413 116 75 28 13
825 its looking for the big apple 1.4653 0.07388 101 69 17 15
826 I think we found another variant 1.4653 0.06831 101 65 25 11
827 I’ll get the salt. 1.4653 0.05299 144 88 45 11
828 All we need is a salt shaker. 1.4653 0.06068 144 97 27 20
829 The two thousand restaurants in this city will know what to do ! 1.4651 0.06132 129 84 30 15
830 We're going to need a bigger salt truck. 1.4651 0.06033 129 83 32 14
831 Imminent danger? Not exactly, sir. 1.4650 0.05154 157 97 47 13
832 Salt didn't work. Try garlic and butter? 1.4649 0.05999 114 70 35 9
833 Binoculars? Really? 1.4648 0.05884 142 93 32 17
834 It left Tokyo a year before Godzilla in 1954. 1.4648 0.05712 142 91 36 15
835 Salt? 1.4646 0.05787 127 79 37 11
836 We’re looking at a national garlic shortage before this is over. 1.4646 0.05787 127 79 37 11
837 The only thing that will stop it is a massive bomb made of garlic, salt, white wine, parsley, and melted butter. 1.4643 0.05498 140 87 41 12
838 We're going to need alot more butter... 1.4641 0.05165 153 94 47 12
839 We'll need to launch a full blown salt 1.4640 0.06174 125 81 30 14
840 He may be trying to parallel park. 1.4636 0.06285 110 69 31 10
841 We would have warned you earlier, but everything happened so fast. 1.4636 0.06671 110 72 25 13
842 Wow, these binoculars magnify wonderfully. 1.4636 0.05541 151 97 38 16
843 Let's lure him to a French restaurant. 1.4634 0.06141 123 79 31 13
844 Dr Fauci - this new variant is moving as fast as our response to the pandemic! 1.4634 0.06141 123 79 31 13
845 To be fair we've been warning you for decades. 1.4632 0.05612 136 85 39 12
846 He’ll stop when he comes to a fork in the road. 1.4630 0.06763 108 71 24 13
847 At this rate the entire city will be destroyed in three to six years! 1.4628 0.06103 121 77 32 12
848 He's headed this way! Saunter for your life! 1.4628 0.05873 121 75 36 10
849 Call off your damn air strike general, he’s delivering Covid vaccines! 1.4627 0.05671 134 94 25 15
850 Don't worry, at this rate we'll all have plenty of time to flee to our country houses. 1.4623 0.06168 106 65 33 8
851 It's the new USPS mascot....... 1.4623 0.06591 106 68 27 11
852 The good news is that it is happening very slowly. 1.4622 0.06291 119 77 29 13
853 I think he's angry that the traffic is so slow. 1.4621 0.06122 132 87 29 16
854 If my calculations are correct, it'll take six months for it to get uptown." 1.4621 0.05630 132 82 39 11
855 You told me climate change wasn’t urgent enough to get attention, either. 1.4621 0.05362 145 90 43 12
856 No need to hurry General, we've got time 1.4615 0.05135 143 86 48 9
857 The good news is we’ve got a couple of hours before he gets here! 1.4615 0.05594 143 91 38 14
858 French Special Forces are on their way! 1.4615 0.05681 143 92 36 15
859 We’ll need to evacuate all the buildings in its immediate path over a period of six to eight weeks. 1.4609 0.05753 128 80 37 11
860 Shall we unleash the French chefs? 1.4609 0.05960 115 71 35 9
861 Get rid of one slime-bag and an even bigger one shows up to replace him.. 1.4609 0.06909 115 79 19 17
862 Yes, that’s the one!” 1.4605 0.05434 152 97 40 15
863 I don't think today is the day it'll magically disappear 1.4603 0.04734 126 90 27 9
864 I can't see a thing with that stupid snail in the way! 1.4602 0.06656 113 75 24 14
865 This comes from letting restaurants raise their own. 1.4602 0.06414 113 73 28 12
866 It’s not the pace that concerns me, Captain. 1.4602 0.06536 113 74 26 13
867 It was meant to be a metaphor. 1.4600 0.06578 100 63 28 9
868 This is what we get for pulling out of the salt treaty. 1.4595 0.05539 148 95 38 15
869 We never should have let that escargot. 1.4595 0.05539 148 95 38 15
870 You're right. He looks much bigger through this end of the binocs. 1.4593 0.05832 135 87 34 14
871 It’s a catastrophe, but a slow moving one. 1.4590 0.05600 122 76 37 9
872 This is a heck of a time for the entire town to have gone low sodium. 1.4590 0.06175 122 79 30 13
873 Relax, it's just the Postal Service's new vehicle. 1.4589 0.05761 146 96 33 17
874 I'd recommend garlic and parsley butter sauce, myself. 1.4589 0.05842 146 97 31 18
875 Your text about the giant gastropub downtown was an autocorrect, I assume? 1.4587 0.06586 109 71 26 12
876 I'll grab the salt. 1.4583 0.05564 144 92 38 14
877 The French embassy suggests an oil tanker of butter sauce infused with garlic and a tasty chardonnay. 1.4581 0.05586 155 102 35 18
878 Fortunately, we have plenty of time to consult Congress. 1.4580 0.05553 131 86 33 12
879 Did we not see this coming? 1.4576 0.05727 118 72 38 8
880 You should see the size of the French guy chasing him! 1.4576 0.06328 118 77 28 13
881 You're right Doc; this is gonna be a real slugfest. 1.4576 0.06213 118 76 30 12
882 I told you months ago that he was coming down from Canada, but did you prepare? 1.4576 0.06213 118 76 30 12
883 Let's see if we can get him to crawl on to a stick. 1.4571 0.06634 105 68 26 11
884 We've notified NIH, the FBI, and Bistro Marseille. 1.4569 0.06170 116 74 31 11
885 How long do you think before it gets to the Upper West Side? 1.4567 0.06200 127 84 28 15
886 It may be highly destructive, but it should be easy to get ahead of. 1.4560 0.05848 125 79 35 11
887 We have only months to spare before we're overrun. 1.4560 0.05737 125 78 37 10
888 The bad news is, it’s leveling everything in its path. The good news is, it’ll be a week before it reaches us. 1.4560 0.05507 125 83 31 11
889 There isn’t enough garlic butter in the city for this guy, Ralph. 1.4560 0.06170 125 82 29 14
890 This is what happens when you drain the swamp. 1.4556 0.07439 90 60 19 11
891 Another Variant? 1.4554 0.06068 112 70 33 9
892 And he really hasn't come out of his shell yet! 1.4553 0.06027 123 79 32 12
893 I have done the calculations sir, and we only have 9 months to evacuate the city. 1.4553 0.05915 123 78 34 11
894 Well, we have a few hours. Want to grab lunch? 1.4553 0.06027 123 79 32 12
895 Well, we do have plenty of time to deal with this one. 1.4545 0.05728 132 84 36 12
896 No, sir. A little further left. 1.4545 0.06210 121 79 29 13
897 It's going to be horrible, but not for a few weeks 1.4545 0.06622 99 63 27 9
898 Either these are really good binoculars, or we have a serious problem on our hands. 1.4545 0.05629 121 74 39 8
899 Think it’s headed for The Garden? 1.4545 0.05629 121 74 39 8
900 He’s lost patience with USPS. 1.4545 0.06145 110 69 32 9
901 Nothing to worry about officer, this was the expected evolutionary fallout of ‘draining the swamp’ 1.4545 0.05984 121 77 33 11
902 Don’t worry... we have at least a week before it gets here. 1.4539 0.05430 152 98 39 15
903 It appears angry and quite sluggish. 1.4539 0.05465 141 89 40 12
904 You’re gonna’ need a bigger plate. 1.4538 0.05937 119 75 34 10
905 We warned you that giant vegetable contest was a bad idea. 1.4538 0.05566 119 74 37 8
906 It's a giant snail alright. 1.4537 0.06362 108 69 29 10
907 You know eventually it's just going to disappear. 1.4532 0.05706 139 90 35 14
908 Oh, yeah? Well, what about your response time? He escaped from the lab in July! 1.4532 0.05520 139 88 39 12
909 If the forecasts had predicted this we would have salted the roads. 1.4531 0.05959 128 83 32 13
910 Iodized, kosher, or rock? 1.4530 0.06365 117 77 27 13
911 We are going to need a lot of garlic and butter. 1.4527 0.05367 148 94 41 13
912 The mail must go through. 1.4526 0.05577 137 87 38 12
913 All we need now is 7 tons of butter and 3 tons of garlic 1.4524 0.06027 126 82 31 13
914 Godzilla or King Kong? No! We need the Morton Salt Girl! 1.4522 0.05603 157 105 33 19
915 This will be the slowest apocalypse ever 1.4522 0.06082 115 73 32 10
916 We should consider evacuating by Thursday. 1.4519 0.06391 104 66 29 9
917 Sufficiently snail mail for you, Mr DeJoy? 1.4519 0.06677 104 68 25 11
918 It will take an awful lot of garlic. 1.4519 0.05536 135 85 39 11
919 The Post Office got new delivery trucks 1.4519 0.05635 135 86 37 12
920 USPS Postmaster General just rolled into town 1.4519 0.05828 135 88 33 14
921 Trust me when I tell you, sir, no one saw this coming. 1.4516 0.05194 155 98 44 13
922 We have mere months to evacuate. 1.4514 0.05199 144 89 45 10
923 Every French restaurant in the country is going to want a piece of this! 1.4513 0.05895 113 70 35 8
924 I blame the French! 1.4513 0.06409 113 74 27 12
925 It's bringing vaccine doses 1.4511 0.05987 133 88 30 15
926 The garlic butter cannon is almost ready, sir! 1.4511 0.05594 133 84 38 11
927 After banning foie gras, France is getting revenge by force feeding escargot. 1.4510 0.06328 102 64 30 8
928 Good news, it’s heading for the salt factory 1.4508 0.05595 122 75 39 8
929 It's about time the Postal Department beefed up the Snail Mail! 1.4508 0.06386 122 82 25 15
930 Don't worry! Give him a mile and he'll take an inch. 1.4508 0.06386 122 82 25 15
931 We're gonna need a bigger butter boat. 1.4505 0.06103 111 70 32 9
932 I hear the sound from windmills in Texas caused this. 1.4505 0.06493 111 73 26 12
933 It turns out sugar has the opposite effect. 1.4504 0.05548 131 82 39 10
934 You know, you look like an idiot with those. 1.4500 0.06357 120 80 26 14
935 Emily Post recommends a cocktail fork. 1.4500 0.05404 120 72 42 6
936 I told you it would eventually catch up to us. 1.4500 0.05899 120 76 34 10
937 We’ve got to do something quick! He’ll be across the street by next Tuesday. 1.4500 0.05532 120 73 40 7
938 It’s 2021, nothing to see here. 1.4494 0.06394 89 54 30 5
939 I think it’s just an unusually large volume of mail today. 1.4492 0.05969 118 83 22 13
940 If it keeps up this pace, we could save most of the city. 1.4488 0.05557 127 79 39 9
941 I knew he'd come out of his shell one day, but this is a bit much. 1.4488 0.05778 127 81 35 11
942 We're not certain why he's wearing the Guggenheim. 1.4488 0.06195 127 85 27 15
943 Slow news day. 1.4486 0.05973 107 66 34 7
944 Don't shoot! It's finally delivering last year's Christmas cards! 1.4483 0.06041 116 77 28 11
945 Sir, I know this disaster is slow moving but I don’t think we should underestimate it’s scale 1.4483 0.06403 116 77 26 13
946 Other than a two acre sauce pan, I don't have a ton of ideas. 1.4480 0.05843 125 80 34 11
947 These new variants can be tricky to contain. 1.4479 0.06765 96 62 25 9
948 It's not your garden variety snail. 1.4478 0.05662 134 86 36 12
949 Would dropping a ton of sodium chloride on him be a violation of the SALT treaty? 1.4476 0.06199 105 66 31 8
950 I’m suddenly remembering that TED Talk Bill Gates gave a while back, saying that it’s not a matter of if, but when. 1.4474 0.06242 114 74 29 11
951 Sir, I think it's moving 1.4472 0.05910 123 79 33 11
952 It says, "U. S. Postal Service Avenger". 1.4468 0.05643 141 92 35 14
953 Sir... We think they come in peace, but it will be 7-10 business days till we know... 1.4468 0.05732 141 93 33 15
954 Ah - so that has to be where all the mail is. 1.4466 0.05809 103 74 19 10
955 How near sighted are you? 1.4464 0.06321 112 73 28 11
956 Great,even he's not wearing a mask. 1.4462 0.05988 130 86 30 14
957 At this rate we only have two months evacuate. 1.4460 0.05123 139 85 46 8
958 Don't worry - France is sending a garlic butter nuke. 1.4455 0.06272 110 71 29 10
959 Don’t you think he looks like a scotch tape thingy? 1.4454 0.05686 119 74 37 8
960 Like I've been saying -- it's getting harder and harder to snail a cab. 1.4454 0.06166 119 78 29 12
961 Alert the U.N., it should be there in about a month. 1.4454 0.05686 119 83 24 12
962 I see the mail is finally on its way. 1.4453 0.05849 128 83 33 12
963 All these years we've been telling you it's coming ... and you STILL don't believe it? 1.4452 0.05586 146 96 35 15
964 By my calculations, he'll reach precinct headquarters in 2 years, and by then, I'll be retired. 1.4444 0.05878 117 74 34 9
965 We've had calls from several French restaurants. They'll have this taken care of in no time. 1.4444 0.06002 117 75 32 10
966 But kinda late for the Macy’s parade. 1.4444 0.06076 108 68 32 8
967 So, that didn't work so well. But, if we now genetically engineer a giant snail predator... 1.4444 0.06076 108 68 32 8
968 Objects in your binoculars may be closer than they appear, but we still have hours before we have to evacuate. 1.4444 0.04854 126 86 31 9
969 We could blame China, Sir. 1.4444 0.06725 90 57 26 7
970 The worst thing is the silvery trail of destruction. 1.4444 0.05807 126 81 34 11
971 Ok, so there are some side effects to the vaccine. 1.4444 0.06614 99 64 26 9
972 Is your eyesight that bad? 1.4444 0.06536 90 56 28 6
973 Sir, shall we prepare the broth trap? 1.4444 0.05727 135 88 34 13
974 I suggest everyone just turn around and slowly walk the other way. 1.4444 0.06123 117 76 30 11
975 If we can't contain him, I estimate that we have atleast a month until the entire city is destroyed. 1.4444 0.05751 117 73 36 8
976 This is a slow and steady process. 1.4444 0.06217 108 71 27 10
977 You can tell by his walking pace he is not from New York 1.4444 0.06295 99 62 30 7
978 How about ‘Escarzilla?’ 1.4435 0.05760 124 79 35 10
979 YOU tell him he’s not in Vaccine group 1-S. 1.4435 0.06673 115 79 21 15
980 Have you ever seen such catastrophic damage happen so slowly? 1.4435 0.06075 115 74 31 10
981 Fortunately, it won't get to City Hall for at least two weeks. 1.4434 0.06007 106 66 33 7
982 My advice was to flatten the curve, not the curb! 1.4434 0.06713 106 71 23 12
983 We're gonna need more melted butter! 1.4434 0.06299 106 68 29 9
984 Look - it took him 2 WEEKS to get from the Hudson to 10th Ave. - I THINK we have some time to go get some butter and garlic! 1.4434 0.06713 106 71 23 12
985 Looks like we're going to get slimed. 1.4429 0.05390 140 89 40 11
986 Where are the salt trucks when you need them most? 1.4427 0.05648 131 84 36 11
987 ‘The French reinforcements will arrive in 4 hours, which is probably fast enough to be honest’ 1.4427 0.05751 131 85 34 12
988 Sir, we must evacuate the city. Eventually. 1.4426 0.05588 122 76 38 8
989 At this rate, there’ll be nothing left in 500 years. 1.4426 0.05708 122 77 36 9
990 Unfortunately, the salt has all been sent to Texas, sir... 1.4425 0.05888 113 71 34 8
991 Do you have a salt cannon? 1.4423 0.05083 156 108 34 14
992 The best scientific estimate is 12 hours until impact. 1.4420 0.05541 138 89 37 12
993 I'd suggest we get going. He will be here next Thursday. 1.4420 0.05346 138 87 41 10
994 I think it's time to ask our french allies for their support. 1.4419 0.06534 86 53 28 5
995 There's a part of me that says run, but realistically, I may just stroll away. 1.4419 0.05381 129 80 41 8
996 Word has it that he's planning a 2024 run has an Independent. 1.4419 0.06534 86 53 28 5
997 it'll be gone by April 1.4419 0.05814 129 84 33 12
998 This just in! Social media reports that the Escargantuan escaped from a secret French Lab. 1.4417 0.06126 120 79 29 12
999 Well, that explains the sluggish traffic. 1.4414 0.06229 111 72 29 10
1000 Sir, we had better get moving or we'll be dead in a week! 1.4414 0.06359 111 73 27 11
1001 On a positive note, the slime trail melted the snow. 1.4414 0.06229 111 72 29 10
1002 I’m afraid we can’t do anything. Technically, it’s working from home. 1.4414 0.06611 111 75 23 13
1003 The French chefs are on their way. 1.4412 0.06620 102 67 25 10
1004 Giuliani promised that the lost election ballots would arrive by snail mail... 1.4412 0.06320 102 65 29 8
1005 Give it another week, and you won't need the binoculars. 1.4412 0.06907 102 69 21 12
1006 We need to find cover in the next hour or two. 1.4410 0.05562 161 110 31 20
1007 Six weeks of destruction all the way from Times Square to the Empire State Building. 1.4409 0.05772 127 82 34 11
1008 Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored 1.4409 0.05879 127 83 32 12
1009 Lightly grilled and served with Black Forest truffles perhaps?" 1.4409 0.05662 127 81 36 10
1010 We saw it coming from a mile away. 1.4407 0.05963 118 76 32 10
1011 Our research shows they're afraid of garlic, butter and the French carrying tiny forks. 1.4406 0.05310 143 91 41 11
1012 What’s it doing here? It should be attacking France. 1.4404 0.06309 109 71 28 10
1013 On the one hand, this represents an incredible breakthrough... 1.4404 0.06573 109 73 24 12
1014 Warn the French restaurants! 1.4400 0.05474 150 99 36 15
1015 At first they fled in terror, now they just stroll. 1.4397 0.05455 141 91 38 12
1016 At this rate he'll reach us next Tuesday. 1.4397 0.05455 141 91 38 12
1017 We believe the odds of this side effect occurring in the population of those vaccinated to one in a million. 1.4397 0.05781 116 73 35 8
1018 I thought beer was supposed to SOLVE the problem. 1.4397 0.06157 116 76 29 11
1019 He really is that big; put down the binoculars. 1.4394 0.05511 132 84 38 10
1020 Don't worry - it will take him two weeks to get to City Hall. 1.4393 0.05965 107 67 33 7
1021 Relax. Intelligence says it won't hit us for another year. 1.4388 0.05440 98 65 28 5
1022 Unfortunately, it's also surprisingly fast. 1.4386 0.06234 114 75 28 11
1023 „It seems to be heading toward Trump Tower!“ 1.4386 0.06109 114 74 30 10
1024 Sir, we finally managed to get through to Morton's 1.4386 0.06358 114 76 26 12
1025 Let's hope it's vegan. 1.4381 0.05887 105 73 23 9
1026 I suppose you’d better order the emergency evacuation whenever you get around to it. 1.4381 0.06619 105 70 24 11
1027 Well we have lots of time to come up with a solution. 1.4380 0.05737 121 77 35 9
1028 The good news is we have a few weeks to prepare. 1.4380 0.05848 137 92 30 15
1029 Your sixth grade biology project notwithstanding, I’m telling you that’s not a common garden snail! 1.4375 0.05920 112 71 33 8
1030 If only the FBI had given us more advance warning. 1.4375 0.06054 112 72 31 9
1031 You have to do something! He'll be on us in 42 days. 1.4375 0.06185 112 73 29 10
1032 Yup, this is a rare one. Its shell spirals to the left. 1.4375 0.05641 112 69 37 6
1033 I'm Dr. Knowlittle. You're looking for Dr. Doolittle. 1.4375 0.05947 128 85 30 13
1034 Is this the new USPS delivery truck design? 1.4375 0.06185 112 73 29 10
1035 General, we only have two and a half years before the Snail reaches Times Square 1.4375 0.06050 128 86 28 14
1036 Maybe the French would help 1.4370 0.05817 135 90 31 14
1037 Don't worry, by my calculations, it'll take a few hours to get to midtown. 1.4369 0.05800 103 63 35 5
1038 At the pace it's going, you're more likely to die of old age. 1.4369 0.06423 103 67 27 9
1039 Quick,the butter and gatlic 1.4369 0.06119 103 65 31 7
1040 This is taking forever 1.4361 0.05783 133 88 32 13
1041 Why do you need binoculars to look at a 15 story tall snail? 1.4357 0.05754 140 94 31 15
1042 Imagine if we had tested the alligator first. 1.4356 0.06358 101 65 28 8
1043 I think the Macy's day parade is getting weird. 1.4356 0.06201 101 64 30 7
1044 30 years should have been ample warning. 1.4355 0.06297 124 85 24 15
1045 In the lab, her name is EscarYouGoGirl 1.4355 0.06086 124 83 28 13
1046 Nevertheless, this does still seem like an emergency! 1.4355 0.05866 124 81 32 11
1047 It’s a sad story. He used to be the undisputed King of Slime at Mar-a-Lago, but was recently dethroned. 1.4355 0.06192 124 84 26 14
1048 It emerged from underneath the Central Park Ice Skating Rink after NYC ended their contract with the Trump Organization. 1.4353 0.07751 85 59 15 11
1049 It all happened so fast! 1.4351 0.06043 131 89 27 15
1050 Sir, it's time to call in the salt trucks. 1.4351 0.05536 131 84 37 10
1051 I'd say run, but I think we have a little time 1.4348 0.05438 138 89 38 11
1052 Look like the USPS is really crushing it with its new Snail Mail tagline. 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
1053 I have a feeling this will not be over quickly... 1.4348 0.06791 92 60 24 8
1054 As you can see, we're having a big problem with snail mail right now 1.4344 0.05818 122 79 33 10
1055 It’s a slimier situation than our last presidential election 1.4343 0.06605 99 65 25 9
1056 By our calculations, given the snail’s pace and the rising sea levels, it should all work itself out. 1.4343 0.06605 99 65 25 9
1057 This is slowly becoming a much bigger problem than we thought 1.4343 0.06605 99 65 25 9
1058 It will take a few minutes to reposition the Jewish space laser from California, General. 1.4341 0.06211 129 91 21 17
1059 I see the assistant with our vaccine roll out is finally approaching 1.4336 0.06395 113 76 25 12
1060 WHO is gonna tell it to wear a mask? Are YOU? 1.4336 0.05604 113 70 37 6
1061 Look at that giant S-car go! 1.4336 0.06270 113 75 27 11
1062 Well, we're pretty sure it's from France. 1.4333 0.06003 120 79 30 11
1063 Yep, it's coming our way; but, don't worry, we've got plenty of time. 1.4333 0.06003 120 79 30 11
1064 Wow looks like the French did it again.. I prefer the giant woman with the torch 1.4333 0.07420 90 62 17 11
1065 Is that snail male? 1.4327 0.06075 104 66 31 7
1066 We only have a decade to evacuate. 1.4324 0.06220 111 73 28 10
1067 He's demanding a list of French restaurants. 1.4324 0.06220 111 73 28 10
1068 What the hell, how am I gonna get out of the parking garage? 1.4324 0.05951 111 71 32 8
1069 I thought they said HAIL storm. 1.4324 0.05812 111 70 34 7
1070 Let our children deal with it. By the time it crosses the street to get to us... we'll be long, long gone. 1.4318 0.05290 132 83 41 8
1071 We haven’t seen a trail of slime like this since.......well, since a few months ago 1.4314 0.06756 102 69 22 11
1072 I told you that traffic has slowed down to a snail's pace. 1.4314 0.06462 102 67 26 9
1073 Her children were stolen from the laboratory and now she's hunting down French restaurants. 1.4310 0.05772 116 80 28 8
1074 Well, look at the bright side. At least the National Guard doesn’t need to hurry. 1.4310 0.06389 116 79 24 13
1075 I blame Governor Cuomo. 1.4309 0.06118 123 83 27 13
1076 So, do you still want to get lunch? 1.4309 0.05782 123 80 33 10
1077 Looks like we've got ourselves a sticky situation. 1.4309 0.05665 123 79 35 9
1078 Tell everyone they've got two weeks to evacuate. And bring salt. 1.4306 0.05182 144 92 42 10
1079 At least he doesn’t seem to be in a hurry. 1.4305 0.05105 151 97 43 11
1080 These new binoculars are phenomenal. 1.4304 0.06664 79 49 26 4
1081 Well which is it? Do you want a vaccine that works or one that keeps people human 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
1082 My wife said that malacology would be a boring specialty, but now who's laughing? 1.4300 0.06237 100 64 29 7
1083 Call the salt trucks. 1.4299 0.05805 107 67 34 6
1084 At this pace, he will be at Midtown by Christmas 1.4299 0.06101 107 69 30 8
1085 And to think they never saw it coming. 1.4299 0.06244 107 70 28 9
1086 We have to act quickly, well, kinda quickly. 1.4298 0.05226 121 74 42 5
1087 It's projected to reach us in about three days. 1.4297 0.05621 128 83 35 10
1088 This is the last straw, no more animal testing. 1.4297 0.05730 128 84 33 11
1089 It's a monument to the pace of the city's vaccination effort. 1.4286 0.05657 140 94 32 14
1090 General,that is the United States Postal Service. Are you seriously worried that there are Athenians inside? 1.4286 0.06470 105 70 25 10
1091 We haven't seen anything this slow and emotionally devastating since Adele's last tour. 1.4286 0.06181 105 68 29 8
1092 You still can’t see the snail? As your optometrist, I’m deeply concerned. 1.4286 0.05970 133 91 27 15
1093 Whoa, Slow down there, Big Fella... 1.4286 0.06181 105 68 29 8
1094 As slow-moving disasters go, it’s still my opinion that climate change poses the greater immediate threat. 1.4275 0.05634 131 86 34 11
1095 General, that's insane! Where would we get that much garlic butter? 1.4274 0.05986 117 77 30 10
1096 You see sir, this is why we needed more testing on the vaccine 1.4274 0.05862 117 76 32 9
1097 It's coming...this way––WAALK. 1.4273 0.05842 110 70 33 7
1098 If you don't act now, it could destroy this whole block by next month. 1.4273 0.06387 110 74 25 11
1099 I’m not sure, Johnson. It could just be a liberal hoax. 1.4272 0.06559 103 69 24 10
1100 It was pretty easy sir, we just followed his trail. 1.4272 0.06109 103 66 30 7
1101 It'll be gone by Easter, just wait and you'll see 1.4272 0.06413 103 68 26 9
1102 Just our luck to live in a state that doesn't salt the roads. 1.4271 0.06906 96 65 21 10
1103 I don't know Jack, it looks pretty big to me. 1.4271 0.05876 96 59 33 4
1104 You've got snail. 1.4271 0.06580 96 63 25 8
1105 Technically, it’s a lot faster than paint drying. 1.4270 0.06759 89 58 24 7
1106 I suggest a cargo plane filled with a lot of salt. 1.4267 0.05125 150 97 42 11
1107 Well‽ Do you agree that he is looking a little sluggish? 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
1108 We asked the AI to model the government's response to the pandemic... 1.4262 0.06039 122 82 28 12
1109 Will the National Guard get here before it does? 1.4261 0.06183 115 77 27 11
1110 We’re gonna need a bigger butter dish. 1.4259 0.06605 108 74 22 12
1111 In my office, all he said was that he was feeling a bit sluggish... 1.4259 0.06199 108 71 28 9
1112 Do we really need to “act quickly”? 1.4259 0.06058 108 70 30 8
1113 The good news is that it's moving at a snail's pace. 1.4257 0.06347 101 66 27 8
1114 At this rate, I think mid-town is safe until November. 1.4257 0.05861 101 66 29 6
1115 I believe we have mere years left, sir. 1.4255 0.05442 141 93 36 12
1116 He escaped our lab saying he was fed up with jokes about "the pace", "the mail" , and "the escargot". 1.4255 0.06677 94 62 24 8
1117 They’re bringing in several tankers of garlic butter. 1.4254 0.05643 134 89 33 12
1118 Chef Andre wanted to know what your plans were after you kill it? 1.4253 0.07244 87 59 19 9
1119 It looks like Slyme Disease, Doc 1.4250 0.06838 80 51 24 5
1120 Sir, only one demand. They want us to stop calling it “snail mail.” 1.4250 0.06445 120 84 21 15
1121 This could be a recipe for disaster...I suggest we contact the French Embassy." 1.4248 0.06133 113 75 28 10
1122 By my calculations the only thing that will stop him is 1400 tons of egg shells and 2000 tons of coffee grounds. 1.4245 0.06280 106 70 27 9
1123 Get me the auxilliary police and every salt shaker you can get your hand on! 1.4245 0.06422 106 71 25 10
1124 Quick! We only have four hours before he reaches us! 1.4245 0.06422 106 71 25 10
1125 Just don't say g-a-r-l-i-c anywhere near hm. 1.4242 0.05902 132 90 28 14
1126 Apparently he's the postmaster general's new steed. 1.4242 0.07047 99 69 18 12
1127 Salt, and plenty of it. 1.4242 0.06594 99 66 24 9
1128 Start packing. He'll be here in two weeks. 1.4242 0.06436 99 65 26 8
1129 At this rate, climate change should get him before he does any more damage. 1.4242 0.06273 99 64 28 7
1130 You’re right, you can see the Chrysler Building from here 1.4242 0.06748 99 67 22 10
1131 Doctor Dolittle, your Uber is here. 1.4240 0.05931 125 84 29 12
1132 Snailed it! 1.4239 0.07122 92 63 19 10
1133 Sometime in the next week you're going to need a plan. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
1134 It's less scary if you turn the binoculars around. 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
1135 I know it's moving slowly, but it could become a problem. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
1136 Should we declare a state of emergency?" "No hurry 1.4237 0.05697 118 76 34 8
1137 It would appear Mr. DeJoy has some explaining to do with this new method of delivering mail.” 1.4235 0.06977 85 56 22 7
1138 It appears to be a new variant. 1.4234 0.06078 111 73 29 9
1139 Well, as a first step, I think we might ditch the binoculars. 1.4231 0.05222 130 82 41 7
1140 We must act fast Captain, secure the garlic and butter sauce. 1.4231 0.05747 104 67 31 6
1141 See? I told you the Hudson needed dredging. 1.4231 0.06509 104 70 24 10
1142 I’m just saying, it’s been three years of this, let’s just ask why he’s upset 1.4231 0.06064 104 67 30 7
1143 You’re right. It’s the Trojan Snail. 1.4228 0.06110 123 84 26 13
1144 Pretty sure you don’t need binoculars for this, Joe 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
1145 I'd say the Chrysler Building faces destruction in about three days. 1.4227 0.06527 97 64 25 8
1146 You’re going to need a boatload of salt. 1.4224 0.06141 116 78 27 11
1147 See, I told you, at this pace we have a lot of time to worry. 1.4224 0.06141 116 78 27 11
1148 It came out of a French bistro 1.4222 0.05708 135 91 31 13
1149 How did you not see it coming? 1.4216 0.06299 102 67 27 8
1150 I think DeJoy is taking "Snail Mail" too literally! 1.4216 0.06600 102 69 23 10
1151 At this rate, we only have years to save the city. 1.4211 0.06789 95 64 22 9
1152 Wow,Doc. That second Pfizer shot really has some nasty side effects. 1.4211 0.06341 114 78 24 12
1153 General, we're ready with the flamethrowers and garlic butter. 1.4207 0.05508 145 98 33 14
1154 Maybe it's time to start rethinking this whole GMO thing. 1.4206 0.05561 126 82 35 9
1155 I've got a visual, sir. 1.4206 0.05944 107 69 31 7
1156 We’re gonna need a lot of butter... 1.4205 0.06201 88 55 29 4
1157 Time to send in the salt trucks. 1.4200 0.05891 100 63 32 5
1158 Don’t worry general. You can walk to safety. Plus we salt the streets each winter. 1.4200 0.06060 100 64 30 6
1159 Sir, we’ll be crushed to death if we don’t move in the next 30 to 45 minutes! 1.4196 0.05762 112 72 33 7
1160 Here’s the mail. 1.4196 0.06422 112 77 23 12
1161 Don’t hurt him, he’s here to save the U.S. Postal Service” 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
1162 I told you the radioactive garlic was a bad idea. 1.4194 0.05961 124 84 28 12
1163 I can’t see a thing with this giant snail in the way! 1.4194 0.06282 124 87 22 15
1164 Sir, our analysis shows that we can't defeat it but we can outrun it. 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
1165 Now I see why the traffic is moving at a snail's pace. 1.4190 0.06737 105 73 20 12
1166 Coronavirus has mutated again sir 1.4190 0.06459 105 71 24 10
1167 Hey Doc, that's what I call S-Car-Go 1.4188 0.06336 117 81 23 13
1168 At least it stays home. 1.4186 0.07663 86 61 14 11
1169 Maybe. Maybe not. But teeth aren’t really our problem here, are they? 1.4186 0.06712 86 56 24 6
1170 FEMA has arrived. 1.4184 0.05245 141 97 32 12
1171 Actually it's slower than global warming, but republicans might have an equally hard time believing it. 1.4184 0.06792 98 67 21 10
1172 Oh look! Our Covid Vaccine Roll-Out Mascot is arriving...soon 1.4184 0.06474 98 65 25 8
1173 You have thirty days to save that taxi! 1.4183 0.05456 153 105 32 16
1174 The test results are in; it’s going to be a slow death. 1.4183 0.04693 153 106 36 11
1175 Macy's decided to go organic this year. 1.4182 0.06377 110 75 24 11
1176 I'd advise you to remain calm, we have plenty of time on our hands. 1.4182 0.05686 110 70 34 6
1177 It's just a metaphor 1.4177 0.06886 79 51 23 5
1178 The good news, General, is that we've already received bids from nine French restaurants. 1.4176 0.06066 91 57 30 4
1179 I know its an emergency, but we do have some time... 1.4175 0.06401 103 69 25 9
1180 Who decided the mail service would deliver the vaccine? 1.4175 0.06401 103 69 25 9
1181 Look’s like a good time to invest in butter and lemon futures. 1.4174 0.05921 115 76 30 9
1182 At least we have another month before it gets downtown... 1.4173 0.05749 127 85 31 11
1183 How can you still not see it? 1.4167 0.06398 96 63 26 7
1184 Maybe YOU should tell him we don't take his insurance. 1.4167 0.07026 84 56 21 7
1185 Are these supposed to make it look bigger or smaller? 1.4167 0.06819 84 55 23 6
1186 At least we have plenty of time to come up with a plan! 1.4167 0.06188 108 72 27 9
1187 It should be easy to track his movements. 1.4167 0.06732 96 65 22 9
1188 Relax. It's delivering mail. 1.4167 0.06326 108 73 25 10
1189 Does Godzilla like escargot? 1.4167 0.06893 96 66 20 10
1190 The time-lapse version is more dramatic. 1.4167 0.06567 96 64 24 8
1191 ‘Good to see I am not the only one feeling sluggish today’. 1.4167 0.05498 120 77 36 7
1192 The Hudson River cleanup seems to be working. 1.4159 0.05859 113 74 31 8
1193 Yes,General. The garlic butter is standing by. 1.4159 0.06123 113 76 27 10
1194 I never knew they could back up. 1.4158 0.06335 101 67 26 8
1195 I love how they think crawling down the middle of the road somehow exempts them from wearing a mask. 1.4158 0.06489 101 68 24 9
1196 It appears to be headed for the Guggenheim. 1.4157 0.07290 89 62 17 10
1197 A space snail. Not a snail’s pace. 1.4157 0.07112 89 61 19 9
1198 Yup, I see it’s head . That’ll mean 6 more weeks of Covid restrictions. 1.4157 0.06354 89 57 27 5
1199 Yep, that's my bus right behind it! 1.4157 0.06552 89 58 25 6
1200 At least 2020 is over 1.4157 0.06354 89 57 27 5
1201 Kind of makes me nostalgic for that giant ape. 1.4153 0.06057 118 80 27 11
1202 No wonder the roads are slippery 1.4153 0.05936 118 79 29 10
1203 We have some time to think about this. Let's do lunch. 1.4153 0.05813 118 78 31 9
1204 Option 1 is salt. Option 2 is butter and garlic 1.4151 0.05975 106 69 30 7
1205 In this disaster of epic proportions, time is not of the essence. 1.4151 0.06549 106 73 22 11
1206 He's delivering mail 1.4149 0.06833 94 64 21 9
1207 We really can't say for sure if the mutation is dangerous. 1.4149 0.06833 94 64 21 9
1208 You know we live in bleak times when even the monsters suck. 1.4149 0.06999 94 65 19 10
1209 It's time to call in the French chefs. 1.4149 0.06664 94 63 23 8
1210 Just how bad are your eyes anyway? 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
1211 Damn! If this was 5th Ave, trump could just shoot it! 1.4146 0.05764 123 82 31 10
1212 Is that a Snailien!? 1.4146 0.05406 123 84 31 8
1213 Look on the bright side: it spreads slowly and it's easy to trace. 1.4146 0.07352 82 56 18 8
1214 Studies indicate that there is no rush 1.4143 0.05734 140 97 28 15
1215 But I think you need to take a step back and look at the bigger picture. 1.4141 0.06423 99 66 25 8
1216 Dr. Fauci says to try garlic and butter. 1.4141 0.05380 128 83 37 8
1217 One word, doctor. Garlic. 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
1218 I’m afraid for my life, eventually. 1.4138 0.07042 87 59 20 8
1219 The street sweepers are already striking about the slime trail. 1.4138 0.06252 116 80 24 12
1220 At least we have time to plan. 1.4138 0.05485 116 74 36 6
1221 Snail Mail finally updated their delivery service. 1.4138 0.05752 116 76 32 8
1222 I recommend all the butter and garlic you can get. 1.4138 0.06850 87 58 22 7
1223 I wouldn’t worry. It’s just snailing through. 1.4130 0.06401 92 60 26 6
1224 Technically he hasn't left home. 1.4130 0.06585 92 61 24 7
1225 I thought Trump was the only slimeball in town. 1.4128 0.06280 109 74 25 10
1226 When you look closely you can see that smug look on his face. 1.4128 0.05860 109 71 31 7
1227 We just didn't see it coming. 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
1228 Wait, wait. Still not sure I see it coming. 1.4124 0.06513 97 65 24 8
1229 Must be Trump supporter. Look at the trail of slime. 1.4124 0.06346 97 64 26 7
1230 Dear God, at this rate, it’ll be midtown by April! 1.4124 0.06175 97 66 24 7
1231 Now you see why we say traffic moves at a snail's pace. 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
1232 We got some time. Want to grab lunch? 1.4118 0.06588 102 70 22 10
1233 The good news is, we've been working for decades on a secret space saltshaker. 1.4118 0.05897 119 80 29 10
1234 We're gonna need a bigger skillet. 1.4118 0.06130 102 67 28 7
1235 It's finally arriving for Occupy Wall Street. 1.4118 0.05634 102 64 34 4
1236 Can’t tell yet…this thing is in my way. 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
1237 Slower than Godzilla, but no less annoying. 1.4112 0.06222 107 72 26 9
1238 I feel like the snail vs slug debate can wait until we get to safety. 1.4112 0.06078 107 71 28 8
1239 Sir, we only have eighteen hours until it breaches our building. 1.4112 0.06222 107 72 26 9
1240 I guess I’d feel a little better about this if he were wearing a mask. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
1241 It's a new species we call escargrow. 1.4110 0.07513 73 49 18 6
1242 'At the pace he was moving, you'd think we would've been better prepared' 1.4107 0.05888 112 77 27 8
1243 It appears to be a slow moving recovery 1.4105 0.06608 95 64 23 8
1244 It looks less threatening if you turn the binoculars around. 1.4103 0.05714 117 77 32 8
1245 Don't you think the Macy's parade people are overdoing it a bit? 1.4103 0.07169 78 52 20 6
1246 Where? 1.4103 0.07620 78 54 16 8
1247 I'll order the butter. 1.4100 0.06211 100 66 27 7
1248 Do you know how much garlic, herbs, and butter this will take? 1.4100 0.06211 100 66 27 7
1249 I blame this one on the French. 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
1250 We'll need more salt! 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
1251 It just keeps yelling “Send out Louis DeJoy.” 1.4096 0.07479 83 58 16 9
1252 Looks like a slow news day 1.4095 0.06304 105 71 25 9
1253 Doctor, warn the Mayor that she has about a week to evacuate. 1.4095 0.06157 105 70 27 8
1254 2021 should be interesting! 1.4095 0.06006 105 69 29 7
1255 Escar-- NOOOOO!!!! 1.4091 0.06788 88 59 22 7
1256 Really, binoculars? I told you this was coming a year ago. 1.4091 0.06183 88 56 28 4
1257 Yes, but it’s faster than weekend subway service. 1.4091 0.05960 110 73 29 8
1258 Damn, 2021. 1.4091 0.06788 88 59 22 7
1259 I thought the forecast said hail 1.4091 0.06496 110 77 21 12
1260 He says he's come to protest our naming the slow mail after him. 1.4087 0.06406 115 81 21 13
1261 It took him long enough. 1.4087 0.05780 115 79 27 9
1262 If we don’t stop it now, the city will be completely destroyed in about 17 years! 1.4087 0.05780 115 76 31 8
1263 Is that what they meant by draining the swamp? 1.4087 0.05646 115 75 33 7
1264 That'll take some time... 1.4086 0.06706 93 63 22 8
1265 It will be fine if it stays in the slow lane. 1.4082 0.05772 98 62 32 4
1266 We think it's headed for the Guggenheim. 1.4082 0.06460 98 69 21 8
1267 Don’t worry. We salted the roads last week. 1.4078 0.05924 103 67 30 6
1268 No worries, it’s just the coronavirus vaccine delivery. 1.4078 0.06680 103 72 20 11
1269 Time is on our side.... 1.4078 0.06083 103 68 28 7
1270 You're gonna need a bigger salt shaker. 1.4074 0.05587 108 69 34 5
1271 And just when we put the damn salt trucks up for the summer. 1.4074 0.06176 108 73 26 9
1272 What a slime ball! 1.4074 0.05889 108 74 26 8
1273 It shouldn't be hard to follow his trail. 1.4074 0.07613 81 57 15 9
1274 It's almost like it knows we used up all the salt on last week's ice storm. 1.4074 0.05587 108 69 34 5
1275 We'll never find that much aioli in time. 1.4074 0.06034 108 72 28 8
1276 It’s the genetically engineered solution for the US Postal competition. 1.4074 0.06583 108 76 20 12
1277 It won't be so bad if we can douse it with a bunch of garlic butter. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
1278 Sir, the rear is highly fortified, I suggest a frontal a-salt. 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
1279 It's bringing my tax refund !! 1.4071 0.05711 113 74 32 7
1280 Our intel suggests this is a French variant. 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
1281 Honestly, we could use a little salt. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
1282 Where is Toothpickman when we need him? 1.4070 0.07281 86 60 17 9
1283 Technically sir, he is staying at home. 1.4070 0.07091 86 59 19 8
1284 We would have noticed it sooner had you not disbanded the task force, Sir. 1.4070 0.06895 86 58 21 7
1285 ‘Here comes the 2020 float in the Macy’s Day Parade’ 1.4070 0.07281 86 60 17 9
1286 Has it been four years already? 1.4070 0.06694 86 57 23 6
1287 Is it wrong that this is making me hungry? 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
1288 It's one of the slower moving variants. 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
1289 I think you’re holding the binoculars backwards. 1.4065 0.06514 123 90 16 17
1290 Got too big for the lab. 1.4065 0.04136 123 85 34 4
1291 Le Bernardin suggests setting a trap with garlic and butter 1.4065 0.05868 123 87 24 12
1292 Are you sure the city used all of its road salt? 1.4062 0.06383 96 64 25 7
1293 To say 'Construction is going at a snail's pace' is an understatement. 1.4062 0.06879 96 67 19 10
1294 On the bright side, it'll be at least five years before it hits Mid town. 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
1295 According to my calculations, it's moving at a snail's pace 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
1296 Walk Marty! Walk for your life! 1.4059 0.06919 101 72 17 12
1297 We didn’t think it would actually work. 1.4059 0.06000 101 66 29 6
1298 i don’t know why you weren’t more prepared, we could see him coming for months now 1.4059 0.05832 101 65 31 5
1299 Unfortunately, our grant money ran out before we could work out a solution. 1.4057 0.05652 106 68 33 5
1300 Sorry Doctor, but my regiment is all out of salt. 1.4057 0.06110 106 71 27 8
1301 It's another epic slugfest 1.4057 0.06256 106 72 25 9
1302 At least we have time before he gets here. 1.4057 0.05652 106 70 30 6
1303 Sir, I promise you, these new street cleaners are better for the environment and will work perfectly once we work out the kinks. 1.4057 0.06110 106 71 27 8
1304 The binoculars are a bit much, sir. 1.4054 0.06188 111 76 25 10
1305 Wow! look at that escargot 1.4052 0.06241 116 81 23 12
1306 Let me know if you see anything unusual. 1.4051 0.06865 79 52 22 5
1307 Don't worry. We've got time. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1308 Don’t worry. It’s just part of the Postmaster General’s new delivery guidelines. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
1309 Ok, I'm finally cleared to demolish Trump Tower. 1.4048 0.07209 84 58 18 8
1310 Sir, the blizzard depleted our salt reserves. 1.4048 0.06586 84 55 24 5
1311 I thought that "snails pace" was just an expression. 1.4048 0.07008 84 57 20 7
1312 Once people learn to get out of his way he'll be the ultimate street cleaner" 1.4048 0.06087 126 89 23 14
1313 It's not its pace that worries me. 1.4045 0.05699 89 62 22 5
1314 It sure is making slow work of destroying the city. 1.4045 0.06131 89 57 28 4
1315 Sir, we need to focus our efforts on something else . . . " 1.4043 0.06295 94 62 26 6
1316 0n Tik Tok he goes by S-Cargo” 1.4043 0.06818 94 65 20 9
1317 We have the science to stop these creatures from getting so big but many people still think they are a hoax. 1.4040 0.06874 99 70 18 11
1318 At least 2021 is not 2020. 1.4040 0.06567 99 68 22 9
1319 Traffic uptown is a little sluggish. 1.4038 0.06037 104 69 28 7
1320 Don't worry. It's normal for the virus to mutate. 1.4034 0.05380 119 77 36 6
1321 Forget everything I just said about limiting your salt. 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
1322 The French team proposed a promising solution that could end world hunger. 1.4031 0.06080 129 92 22 15
1323 Maybe having the Snailmailman deliver on this route wasn’t such a good idea 1.4031 0.05773 129 89 28 12
1324 I propose the Climate Change Approach: ignore it and hope the carnage happens too slowly for anyone to care 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
1325 All we know for sure right now is that it's not Godzilla 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
1326 Please hurry, general, it'll be here any month now! 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
1327 47 percent of the population say they are certain it doesn't exist. 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
1328 Luckily, we still have a month. 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
1329 Get France on the Phone! 1.4022 0.06748 92 63 21 8
1330 We're gonna need more garlic. 1.4022 0.06384 92 61 25 6
1331 If you ask me, it’s a slow moving disaster! 1.4022 0.06194 92 60 27 5
1332 After Godzilla and King Kong, I have to say I'm seriously disappointed, sir! 1.4022 0.06748 92 63 21 8
1333 Oh good! The mail arrived! 1.4021 0.06498 97 66 23 8
1334 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade seems a little different this year.” Olivia Xu - Garden City Park, N 1.4021 0.06331 97 65 25 7
1335 Stop him now, or this city is destroyed in a year. 1.4021 0.05799 97 68 23 6
1336 Quick. Fly in four tons of butter. 1.4020 0.05789 102 66 31 5
1337 He heard the traffic report saying cars were moving at his pace. 1.4019 0.06209 107 73 25 9
1338 Snail mail's causing BIG problems! 1.4019 0.06209 107 73 25 9
1339 Fortunately he won't reach us for a month. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
1340 I'm telling you,Chief, a couple of cannonballs filled with bleach will do it. She'll just disintegrate and the streets will be cleaned up like you never saw cleaned up before. 1.4018 0.05146 112 80 25 7
1341 We’re going to need a lot of drawn butter... and garlic! 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
1342 After Trump, the problems with snail mail got really big 1.4018 0.05450 112 72 35 5
1343 If we don’t stop Snailosaurus then it will destroy the city in, oh, thirty or forty years. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
1344 A textbook slow-moving disaster, sir. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
1345 Well I guess 2021 said hold my beer when 2020 said it was the worst year EVER. 1.4000 0.06667 90 61 22 7
1346 We're going to need a shitload of salt. 1.4000 0.07334 85 60 16 9
1347 It's bad but we've got time. 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
1348 Es Car, No? 1.4000 0.06307 85 55 26 4
1349 Nope, that's not the culprit we're looking for. 1.4000 0.07026 80 54 20 6
1350 You tell it Lutece has closed. 1.4000 0.06354 110 77 22 11
1351 You having trouble seeing it? 1.4000 0.06419 95 64 24 7
1352 You know, you don't need the binoculars. That thing is, like, HUGE. 1.4000 0.06274 115 81 22 12
1353 It’s time to shell him, sir 1.4000 0.06592 95 65 22 8
1354 We never could have seen this coming. 1.4000 0.06274 115 81 22 12
1355 Oh finally! The vaccine distribution! 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
1356 Bob, if there was an issue in the lab, now is the time to tell me 1.4000 0.05898 115 78 28 9
1357 Sir, we've lost six subway lines to slime already, I say we salt this bastard and sell the snail jerky to the French. 1.3983 0.05401 118 77 35 6
1358 We recommend an airdrop of 5000 gallons of hot lemon butter sauce. 1.3982 0.05697 113 75 31 7
1359 After the air strike, might I suggest about four tons of melted butter and eight thousand smashed garlic cloves for cleanup? 1.3981 0.05725 108 71 31 6
1360 Yeah, flamethrowers should do the job. But where are we going to get 100,000 gallons of melted butter? 1.3981 0.05875 108 72 29 7
1361 The building is right behind the giant snail... do you see it now? 1.3981 0.05909 103 68 29 6
1362 I know that you're probably tired of my so-called hysterical warnings like Global Warming or COVID, but I assure you that this is not normal. 1.3981 0.06068 103 69 27 7
1363 It's hitting all the places that serve escargots. 1.3980 0.06444 98 67 23 8
1364 We just ordered 3 trucks of garlic and butter. 1.3980 0.06109 98 65 27 6
1365 Do the binoculars make him look faster? 1.3980 0.06279 98 66 25 7
1366 Madagascar variant-- took its sweet time getting here. 1.3978 0.06142 93 61 27 5
1367 Looks like the vaccine doses are finally here. 1.3978 0.06861 93 65 19 9
1368 You said it would be my turn an hour ago." 1.3978 0.06512 93 63 23 7
1369 It's the post office's new mascot. 1.3978 0.06689 93 64 21 8
1370 At this pace, the entire city will be destroyed in 300 days. 1.3978 0.07030 93 66 17 10
1371 I understand the impulse but we can’t blame everything on Cuomo. 1.3977 0.07325 88 63 15 10
1372 I don't give a damn how rare it is. It's double-parked. 1.3977 0.06573 88 59 23 6
1373 No, a bivalve is a kind of clam. 1.3976 0.07460 83 59 15 9
1374 I knew this would happen when we stopped salting the roads. 1.3976 0.07261 83 58 17 8
1375 It’s Antifa dressed up as a fake giant snail. 1.3974 0.07147 78 53 19 6
1376 I can't believe you didn't see this coming. 1.3973 0.05277 146 100 34 12
1377 It’s gonna make for a lo-o-o-ong movie 1.3973 0.06963 73 48 21 4
1378 I need some very large tongs and a fork 1.3968 0.05643 126 86 30 10
1379 We fed it kale. 1.3967 0.05564 121 81 32 8
1380 Salt seems to work - lots of salt. 1.3964 0.05472 111 72 34 5
1381 Here comes the mail. Damn that DeJoy! 1.3962 0.06242 106 73 24 9
1382 Well, the weatherman did tell us to salt the streets last night. 1.3962 0.06096 106 72 26 8
1383 Yep. It’s definitely moving. 1.3960 0.06461 101 70 22 9
1384 I just set a reminder on my phone to evacuate the Lower East Side in 3 days. 1.3958 0.05826 96 62 30 4
1385 Sir, you are looking though the wrong end of the binoculars. It is a Giant Snail. 1.3956 0.06790 91 63 20 8
1386 Oh no! He seems to be headed for the Botanical Gardens. 1.3956 0.06227 91 60 26 5
1387 On the bright side, we will have a lot of time to evacuate. 1.3953 0.05796 86 54 30 2
1388 Seriously? You don’t see it? 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
1389 My God, they did it! They engineered the perfect metaphor for global Warming! 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
1390 If it continues at this rate, all of downtown will cease to exist in 250,000 years. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
1391 it will be at least an hour before he gets here. 1.3952 0.05349 124 82 35 7
1392 I think you need glasses. 1.3951 0.06731 81 54 22 5
1393 Escargot or limaçon? 1.3951 0.06731 81 54 22 5
1394 For starters, I'd call off the slugfest. 1.3951 0.07175 81 56 18 7
1395 I didn't think the slow food movement was ever gonna reach this city! 1.3951 0.07387 81 57 16 8
1396 Oh look! The Trump Administration has finally shown up to share their pandemic response plan 🐌 1.3951 0.07175 81 56 18 7
1397 And we thought 2020 was bad! 1.3951 0.06956 81 55 20 6
1398 We're gonna need one of those Jewish lasers to melt enough butter for that thing. 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
1399 Do you see the ropes for the new parade float? 1.3947 0.07511 76 53 16 7
1400 It appears that he is approaching at a snail's pace. 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
1401 So...Rudy's back in town... 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
1402 ... it could be worse 1.3944 0.07086 71 47 20 4
1403 We'd best get out of here! In a day or two, he'll be right where we're standing! 1.3942 0.06324 104 72 23 9
1404 Captain, you need to find the mother of all salt shakers. 1.3942 0.06324 104 72 23 9
1405 You've got lots of explaining to do, DeJoy! 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
1406 It's going to be a rough strawberry season. 1.3937 0.05262 127 84 36 7
1407 Another day in quarantine waiting for snail mail 1.3936 0.06631 94 65 21 8
1408 No need to fret General - by the time it reaches 14th St, global warming will have submerged most of Manhattan 1.3936 0.06276 94 67 19 8
1409 Snail mail used to be so easy. 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
1410 We're gonna need a bigger cocktail fork. 1.3933 0.06707 89 61 21 7
1411 We knew this was coming for years. 1.3933 0.06707 89 61 21 7
1412 Whelk, we’re in one shell of a situation. 1.3933 0.06514 89 60 23 6
1413 Sorry, General. I’m an expert on giant slugs, and that’s a giant snail. 1.3929 0.07386 84 60 15 9
1414 No. He doesn't have a mailbag. 1.3929 0.07189 84 59 17 8
1415 If he’s bulimic, we’re toast. 1.3929 0.07189 84 59 17 8
1416 I know it sounds odd, but I keep thinking of the Stones' song, "Time, time, time is on my side..." 1.3922 0.06409 102 71 22 9
1417 Not sure what you mean by "agenda." It's a giant snail. Right in front of you. Destroying the city. 1.3922 0.06256 102 70 24 8
1418 The good news is we have plenty of time. 1.3922 0.06256 102 70 24 8
1419 Good news is that this new variant is much slower and easy to trace. 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
1420 Perhaps I understimated the side effects of cutting back on road salt. 1.3922 0.05937 102 68 28 6
1421 I swear, modern architecture is getting so weird. 1.3922 0.06098 102 69 26 7
1422 No need for tanks and missiles, general. The mayor has ordered the city salt trucks. 1.3918 0.05963 97 64 28 5
1423 It's your garden variety movie villain. 1.3918 0.05963 97 64 28 5
1424 Looks like snail mail is getting revenge on 5G. 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
1425 I think we can scare it off with a couple big tubs of garlic butter. 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
1426 It's the prototype for the United States Postal Service delivery truck. 1.3918 0.06804 97 69 18 10
1427 No sir. It is definitely not a pool toy. 1.3918 0.06804 97 69 18 10
1428 This is what happens when we don't fully fund snailmail. 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
1429 It’s Louis DeJoy’s motorcade. 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
1430 We’ll never have enough Bourguignone 1.3918 0.06313 97 66 24 7
1431 Well, we all saw it coming 1.3917 0.06069 120 85 23 12
1432 He's big, but moving at a snail's pace. 1.3913 0.06550 92 63 22 7
1433 It's like watching a disaster in slow motion. 1.3913 0.06174 92 61 26 5
1434 I suggest you shell it. 1.3913 0.06550 92 63 22 7
1435 I think we’ve underestimated the garlic butter. 1.3913 0.06550 92 63 22 7
1436 So far, this is a mostly peaceful snail. 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
1437 We can only defeat it with garlic butter and parsley. 1.3910 0.05631 133 93 28 12
1438 It's from that new French all-you-can-eat place. 1.3908 0.06811 87 60 20 7
1439 Forget it! You can't slug it out with him! 1.3908 0.06407 87 58 24 5
1440 At least we have time to prepare. At this pace she will reach downtown Manhattan by 2030. 1.3908 0.05975 87 56 28 3
1441 Quick! Reverse the binoculars!! 1.3908 0.07005 87 61 18 8
1442 DeJoy bulk mail delivery. 1.3908 0.06195 87 60 22 5
1443 So, I take this as a NO for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade? 1.3906 0.05681 128 89 28 11
1444 If my calculations are correct, it will reach our building in 10 years. 1.3905 0.05975 105 71 27 7
1445 Think fast! It'll be on top of us in two weeks! 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
1446 Garlic and butter or just salt, sir? 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
1447 We're thinking triple-masking with this one. 1.3902 0.05244 123 81 36 6
1448 You're finally getting your building permit! 1.3902 0.06666 82 58 18 6
1449 they should have seen it coming 1.3902 0.07312 82 58 16 8
1450 Don't worry, sir, Sodium Chloride Man is on his way. 1.3900 0.06178 100 68 25 7
1451 Construction of the giant salt shaker is completed, but the child we enlarged to use it seems now to be the bigger threat. 1.3900 0.06340 100 69 23 8
1452 They say he ate some Viagra! 1.3900 0.06651 100 71 19 10
1453 Does it really matter how many teeth it has? 1.3900 0.06801 100 72 17 11
1454 ESCARGOTZILLA from the creators of Sharknado 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
1455 We were calling him Snailzilla, but he prefers, George. 1.3896 0.07431 77 54 16 7
1456 He may be slow, but he gets the job done. 1.3895 0.06574 95 66 21 8
1457 Sir, what is your plan? You've literally had years to prepare for this! 1.3895 0.06224 95 64 25 6
1458 For God’s sake man!, we’ve got to walk for our lives! 1.3895 0.06742 95 67 19 9
1459 It took us completely by surprise. 1.3895 0.06742 95 67 19 9
1460 Don't worry. He's not moving any faster than crosstown traffic. 1.3895 0.05853 95 62 29 4
1461 Sure, tanks are one option, but i’m thinking baking him in butter and garlic could also work. 1.3895 0.06224 95 64 25 6
1462 General, it’s time for a full aerial aSalt. 1.3895 0.06224 95 64 25 6
1463 Call Godzilla... No rush. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
1464 It just snuck up on us, Sir! 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
1465 We still have two months until it reaches the corner. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
1466 How slowly can you get backup? 1.3889 0.06260 90 60 25 5
1467 Looks about two weeks out. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
1468 Hmmm yes - I see what you’re saying, but let’s wait to see if more appear before declaring a state of emergency. 1.3889 0.06832 90 63 19 8
1469 Joe, I think it's time for a new prescription. 1.3889 0.07009 72 48 20 4
1470 Chief, our choice is clear: salt or butter, garlic, and parsley. 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
1471 Any sign of Chefzilla? 1.3889 0.05398 108 78 23 7
1472 General, I really think you need glasses. 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
1473 Well, at least Cleveland has months to evacuate. 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
1474 They said the commute was sluggish today, but this is something else entirely. 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
1475 It is just the United States Postal Service's parade balloon. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
1476 So...where are the road salt trucks when you need them? 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
1477 I've been warning you about this for months 1.3882 0.06283 85 56 25 4
1478 C'mon, it’s my turn! 1.3882 0.06283 85 56 25 4
1479 So I guess this means Project Giant Escargot is on hold, then? 1.3882 0.06283 85 56 25 4
1480 I think he just wants to talk 1.3882 0.06056 85 55 27 3
1481 I said to pour salt on it, not self raising flour 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
1482 They usually aim for the Empire State Building, but it might take a while. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
1483 We're going to need a lot of melted butter. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
1484 It's the new mascot for the Washington football team 1.3875 0.07225 80 56 17 7
1485 We all saw it coming a mile away. 1.3875 0.06535 80 53 23 4
1486 How much are tickets to Cancun right now, Lieutenant? 1.3871 0.06310 93 63 24 6
1487 Yes, looking at it that way, it does appear closer than it is. 1.3871 0.07337 93 69 12 12
1488 Why is it always New York? Why not terrorize Chicago for a change 1.3871 0.06492 93 64 22 7
1489 I think it’s time we call France. 1.3871 0.05336 124 83 34 7
1490 Lure it to the French Quarter. 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
1491 I've found it's weakness - it's afraid of garlic and butter. 1.3868 0.06080 106 73 25 8
1492 Sure, he's big and scary, but he's so slow we only have to walk for our lives. 1.3868 0.06080 106 73 25 8
1493 At this rate it'll destroy the city by 2050. 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
1494 It's our newest hybrid - dinosaur and cinnamon roll. 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
1495 What is it that you need a closer look at? 1.3867 0.07568 75 53 15 7
1496 I believe USPS has created a monster. 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
1497 We’re gonna need a whole lot of garlic butter! 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
1498 It's Escarzilla. France's attempt at a horror film. 1.3861 0.05797 101 67 29 5
1499 This is why I am not a fan of huge composting centers 1.3861 0.05797 101 67 29 5
1500 I agree, Captain, it is a lovely stone façade. Now if you would look a little to the left. 1.3861 0.06288 101 70 23 8
1501 On the bright side, think of all the escargot we will have. 1.3860 0.04039 114 82 28 4
1502 On the bright side, we'll have escargo for months! 1.3855 0.07033 83 58 18 7
1503 I think it's time for a new prescription, sir. 1.3855 0.07634 83 61 12 10
1504 Like all snails, it eats plants. In this case, nuclear plants. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
1505 It’s a 100 ft tall snail, General. Are the binoculars really necessary? 1.3854 0.05806 96 65 26 5
1506 We have time. It will take him a month to get here. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
1507 You were the one who said SALT would no longer be necessary. 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
1508 I told the Japanese we'll need a name by next Tuesday. 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
1509 I see France has unleashed its new secret weapon 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
1510 We have completed the salt perimeter 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1511 It escaped from Costco. 1.3846 0.07575 78 56 14 8
1512 We should think about leaving. He could make it over here sometime tomorrow. 1.3846 0.06399 91 62 23 6
1513 A tanker of garlic butter is on it's way to Le Bernardin, Captain. 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
1514 Have you tried being empathic? 1.3846 0.04628 91 70 16 5
1515 It came from China 1.3846 0.04794 104 73 27 4
1516 WHEN WE ASKED SOMEONE TO SLUG IT OUT WITH GODZILLA, I DONT THINK THEY HAD THIS IN MIND. 1.3846 0.04985 104 76 24 4
1517 Look! The snail is outpacing the 6 train! 1.3846 0.06158 104 72 24 8
1518 So you are recommending an assault or just salt? 1.3846 0.07122 78 54 18 6
1519 We all slowly saw it coming 1.3846 0.05847 104 70 28 6
1520 Traffic's kinda sluggish today don't you think? 1.3846 0.06158 104 72 24 8
1521 Sir, I think we’ve found something to do with all that microbrew. 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
1522 Property values will decline, but slowly. 1.3838 0.06042 99 67 26 6
1523 Oh dear God, he's on the move! We don't have to act quickly. 1.3838 0.06042 99 67 26 6
1524 We'd better get out of here; he could be here within an hour! 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
1525 Looks like it’s going to be a slow news day. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
1526 this looks like a slow moving disaster... 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
1527 Godzilla, at least, ravaged the city and was gone. This guy took all day to cross 6th Avenue. 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
1528 According to the recipe, you will need twelve tons of garlic butter. 1.3837 0.07610 86 64 11 11
1529 It's climate change. The Queen Mary used to dock here. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
1530 Officer, I am quite certain that he is the one I'm looking for... 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
1531 We're doomed sir, but you still have time to finish The Sopranos. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
1532 Bring salt! Lots of salt! And garlic, too. 1.3833 0.06283 120 88 18 14
1533 If your troops can lure it into boiling water, our chefs can bring the garlic and parsley butter. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
1534 It’’s the new Electric S-Car-Go 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1535 Well now I'm really glad I didn't order the frog's legs 1.3830 0.06611 94 66 20 8
1536 Don't worry general, there's still plenty of time! 1.3830 0.05879 94 62 28 4
1537 Gerald it's a giant snail so why the binoculars?" 1.3830 0.05681 94 61 30 3
1538 ... know any hungry Frenchmen? 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
1539 You think THIS guy is menacing? You should see the French chef running down Madison Avenue! 1.3824 0.06542 102 73 19 10
1540 In New York we suffer, but in Paris they feast! 1.3824 0.06542 102 73 19 10
1541 I encouraged him to come out of his shell a bit more. My bad. 1.3824 0.06392 102 72 21 9
1542 It is pulling the carts with the vaccines so we should be set by the Summer 1.3824 0.06238 102 71 23 8
1543 My God, he could be right on top of us in months! 1.3820 0.06492 89 61 22 6
1544 Serious yes. An emergency not so much. 1.3820 0.05873 89 58 28 3
1545 Apart from this, the giant lettuce experiment worked great. 1.3820 0.06492 89 61 22 6
1546 This mutation of the virus will probably require an additional booster shot. 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
1547 I’d we say we should evacuate the city, but we’ve probably got time... 1.3818 0.06192 110 78 22 10
1548 Looks like that the new variant could be trouble. 1.3818 0.06055 110 77 24 9
1549 Finally, the mail has arrived. 1.3816 0.07001 76 52 19 5
1550 I think you are missing the big picture. 1.3816 0.07247 76 53 17 6
1551 did you ever think of looking through the other end? 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
1552 Our best estimates say it will take 17 pounds of garlic and about twice that amount of butter. 1.3814 0.06462 97 68 21 8
1553 We're going to need more garlic. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
1554 I’ve called every French restaurant in the city, no one will take him. 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
1555 It's a race between Slime-O-Geddon and Trump's getting back on Twitter. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
1556 The Trumpasaurus Rex - Beneath it's mighty shell it's just another slug. 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
1557 The good news is it won't get uptown until 2022. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
1558 No mask, but the social distancing is really working. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
1559 Call in the salt trucks NOW! 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1560 How big a beer trap can your troops make? 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1561 I finally have something to talk about 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
1562 If we could capture it,we could certainly sell it to France! 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
1563 Yes sir, the virus may be mutating a little quicker than was previously thought. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
1564 I just feel like you guys would take me more seriously if I had a uniform too. 1.3803 0.07603 71 50 15 6
1565 It's going for the rooftop herbs gardens! 1.3803 0.06763 71 47 21 3
1566 We're filling The Pond with beer. 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
1567 No rush, but we’re gonna need very large salt shaker. 1.3800 0.05993 100 70 23 7
1568 The Army says the rail cars of garlic and butter are delayed. What are your orders? 1.3800 0.05646 100 66 30 4
1569 Okay, yes, I see it now 1.3797 0.07274 79 56 16 7
1570 It is, however, observing the speed limit. 1.3797 0.07048 79 55 18 6
1571 Of course we tried salt. It laughed at us. 1.3797 0.06814 79 54 20 5
1572 He's causing incredible damage but thankfully only moving at a snail's pace. 1.3797 0.06814 79 54 20 5
1573 2020 1.3797 0.07048 79 55 18 6
1574 Looks to be the final snail in our coffin 1.3797 0.06571 79 53 22 4
1575 Except this subtle side effect, it seems we have an effective vaccine 1.3797 0.06814 79 54 20 5
1576 The snail isn’t that serious. In fact, it’s most likely a deep-state conspiracy financed by garden pesticide companies. We should carry on as normal. 1.3796 0.06407 108 78 19 11
1577 So what if it is an exotic pest? It's beautiful! 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
1578 I agree that it seems like a giant snail, but I'd like to send a sample for histology just to be sure. 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
1579 On the plus side, he's only gone half a block since Thursday. 1.3793 0.06983 87 62 17 8
1580 Sir, I think “unprecedented” has been overused lately. 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
1581 This administration’s solution for mail delivery isn’t quite what I expected. 1.3793 0.06170 87 58 25 4
1582 King Kong’s replacement, not as scary as we would have liked 1.3793 0.06983 87 62 17 8
1583 I just wanted bigger tomatoes . . . I had no idea a little growth hormone in the garden would yield such dramatic results! 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
1584 I assure you General, it's just a metaphor. 1.3789 0.06203 95 65 24 6
1585 They said the end would come slowly.... 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
1586 Thank God! A SLOW news day! 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
1587 it will get to us eventually 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
1588 Now do you see him??? 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
1589 This is a virus mutation we did not expect! 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
1590 I think we have plenty of time. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1591 Sir, by my calculations, the binoculars are no longer needed. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1592 Yes it’s an existential threat but it’s moving too slowly to affect us in our lifetime 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
1593 It's a snail. 1.3784 0.07378 74 52 16 6
1594 Don’t worry. We’ve got plenty of time. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
1595 I'm still not sure how this is the mayor's fault. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
1596 Another slow news day 1.3784 0.06582 74 49 22 3
1597 Don't just stand there! At this pace, the city will be devastated by 2040. From climate change. And, maybe, that thing. 1.3780 0.06863 82 57 19 6
1598 Une fourchette géante et du beurre à l'ail s'il vous plaît. 1.3780 0.07288 82 59 15 8
1599 Do not cut the funding, I said, but, did they listen? 1.3780 0.06863 82 57 19 6
1600 We have plenty of time not to prepare for this. 1.3780 0.06640 82 56 21 5
1601 ‘’He’s looking for mail.’’ 1.3780 0.07288 82 59 15 8
1602 This is what happens when it’s not kept at -70. 1.3780 0.07079 82 58 17 7
1603 This is DeJoy's doing. Snail Mail is out of control. 1.3778 0.06237 90 61 24 5
1604 The only good news is that it'll be Jersey's problem by next winter. 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
1605 Hurry General...you only have 3 months to save the taxi! 1.3776 0.06241 98 68 23 7
1606 Why yes, General, the experimental butter-garlic laser is operational. 1.3776 0.06241 98 68 23 7
1607 We were worried about the South African covid variant, but this new one came from Central Park. 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
1608 All we need now is the largest French bistro in the world. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
1609 I've spend years trying to explain that my research on Global Worming wasn't a typo 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
1610 It's the dreaded French variant 1.3768 0.06879 69 46 20 3
1611 He says he's here to make America great again. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
1612 Congress wants to know if it's slow-moving enough to push into the next budget. 1.3765 0.06690 85 61 17 7
1613 Does it realize they finished filming the King Kong vs Godzilla movie last month? 1.3765 0.05792 85 55 28 2
1614 I saw this coming for years. 1.3763 0.06288 93 64 23 6
1615 We’ll have time for lunch. 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
1616 I don't know, a little butter, some finely chopped garlic ... 1.3763 0.06471 93 65 21 7
1617 Dammit General, I’m a mycologist not a malacologist! 1.3763 0.06288 93 64 23 6
1618 Officer, as a medical doctor, may I ask if you've had your eyes checked recently? 1.3763 0.05494 93 63 27 3
1619 All said and done, it turns out the USPS have a cheeky sense of humor 1.3763 0.06288 93 64 23 6
1620 Can only see part of it. This snail thing is blocking my view. 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
1621 It isn't all bad. The slime will fill the potholes. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1622 He's moved a foot in twenty years, so who gives a shit? 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
1623 We need to evacuate the city,but like,no rush. 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
1624 I don’t think there’s much more we can do to slow it down. 1.3762 0.06270 101 73 19 9
1625 Can you confirm if it's male snail? 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
1626 As close as I can make it we're looking at twelve hundred garlic bulbs, ninety bushels of parsley and a ton and a quarter of butter. 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
1627 You should get glasses. I can see him without binoculars! 1.3750 0.06976 72 49 19 4
1628 Walk gingerly for your lives. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
1629 Quick! Secure the film rights! 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1630 Eventually we should get out of here. 1.3750 0.07516 72 51 15 6
1631 It's moving at its own pace. 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
1632 Have you spotted the problem yet? 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
1633 We must get the President to take action before more lives are lost. I mean... when it's convenient. You know, no rush... 1.3750 0.05783 96 64 28 4
1634 Fortunately, there is no need to expedite evacuation. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1635 Cab drivers can't compete with the new ride share...Es Car Go! 1.3750 0.05897 88 58 27 3
1636 Yes, General, we do have a sufficient Garlic and Butter reserve... 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
1637 It clearly isn't enjoying those speed bumps. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
1638 Thank God for the SALT treaty! 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
1639 Those food blogs were right - escargot really is going to be big this year. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
1640 There’s only one ship big enough to carry this thing out of here - “The S. S. Cargo.” 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1641 Oh, fiddlesticks. We just cleaned up the slime from Trump. 1.3750 0.06664 96 69 18 9
1642 Yes, yes it's the back to normal new mascot 1.3750 0.06506 80 54 22 4
1643 Sir, will you finally admit that you need glasses? 1.3750 0.06506 80 54 22 4
1644 It’s surrounded. There’s nowhere for it to escargot 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
1645 It would be a lot smaller if you turned the glasses around. 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
1646 The good news is it won’t get to the end of the block for another week. 1.3739 0.05449 115 78 31 6
1647 Escar -Go 1.3738 0.06016 107 75 24 8
1648 so, do you think we'll be in the movie? 1.3738 0.06016 107 75 24 8
1649 You have to decide, salt or escargot. 1.3738 0.05715 107 79 20 8
1650 My analysis indicates that this crisis will not be resolved quickly. 1.3737 0.05847 99 67 27 5
1651 Sir....it’s not too late for that eye exam. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
1652 Although rare, there are sometimes side effects of the COVID-19 vaccine. 1.3736 0.06182 91 62 24 5
1653 I don’t think “hearts and minds” is working, colonel. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
1654 Uh oh...slow, but sure. 1.3736 0.07101 91 67 14 10
1655 It does look angry 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1656 Don't worry about evacuating - we have time. 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1657 All the pretzel carts are on their way. 1.3736 0.06927 91 66 16 9
1658 Can we keep him, Sir? 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1659 Worst case scenario - it reaches us in a month. 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
1660 I’d say two days before we evacuate the hospital 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
1661 Ok, it is slow moving, but I still think we might warn people. 1.3735 0.05610 83 53 29 1
1662 Can you make it Escar-Stop? 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
1663 I think it’s here to feed on the Big Apple. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
1664 At this rate, he’ll get to City Hall sometime in June. 1.3735 0.06347 83 56 23 4
1665 Endangered species, they said?! I wouldn't count the Postal Service out just yet. 1.3735 0.07415 83 61 13 9
1666 So this is DeJoy’s new plan! 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
1667 The new vacine does not have that affect on humans. 1.3733 0.06514 75 50 22 3
1668 I can't tell. Is he pro Trump or BLM? 1.3733 0.08441 75 58 6 11
1669 It's destruction at a snail's pace 1.3733 0.06785 75 51 20 4
1670 Side effects include irritability, swelling, and in this case... feeling sluggish. 🐌 1.3733 0.06514 75 50 22 3
1671 Why are you using the binoculars? 1.3731 0.07619 67 47 15 5
1672 It doesn't matter if its sea, Himalayan, Kosher, or table...it just needs to be a big shaker! 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1673 The return of Godsnailla. We need a ton of garlic and butter. 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1674 So we're clear, this is not the slow-moving ecological disaster I was warning you about. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1675 Seems like a good time for a trip to Cancun. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1676 Binoculars make it seem larger than it is. 1.3725 0.06671 102 75 16 11
1677 Hit it with a flamethrower, Sir. ...a little butter, garlic... 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
1678 Well, I guess we should call animal control. 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
1679 Yes, we should have been ready. 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
1680 The Pentagon and Le Cordon Bleu both have some questions... 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
1681 We should mosey for our lives. 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
1682 'This will get rid of Godzilla,' you said, 'then all our problems will be over,' you said. 1.3721 0.06199 86 58 24 4
1683 I had assumed the slime trail was from Trump moving back to his tower... 1.3721 0.07027 86 62 16 8
1684 Call Bobby Flay." 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1685 I think we over did it with the growth hormone . 1.3721 0.06416 86 59 22 5
1686 Did you bring that salt. 1.3721 0.05975 86 57 26 3
1687 He’s moving about as fast as this vaccine rollout. 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1688 Officer, he was a late entry into the NYC Marathon, 10 years ago. 1.3719 0.05395 121 83 31 7
1689 I told them this would happen when we signed SALT II 1.3718 0.06854 78 54 19 5
1690 Well, we know he’s big, clumsy, destructive, and — in my professional opinion — a bit gross, officer. 1.3718 0.07093 78 55 17 6
1691 Just answer the question: Is it a big problem or a little problem? 1.3718 0.07093 78 55 17 6
1692 Step back --- slowly. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1693 I guess we can't say we didn't see this coming. He's been slowly inching his way toward the city for the last 8 years. 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
1694 I think it's the Postal Service! 1.3711 0.06767 97 71 16 10
1695 Never should have put the lab next to a nuclear power plant.... 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1696 I wish we could stop this slow moving death slug but businesses must remain open, there’s literally nothing we can do. Plus I don’t see how stopping it now would be fair to the people who already got crushed 1.3710 0.05428 124 86 30 8
1697 Thankfully, it's only moving at a snail's pace. 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1698 Any sign of the jet with the giant salt shaker, sir? 1.3708 0.06468 89 64 18 7
1699 We're going to need a lot of garlic sauce. 1.3708 0.07214 89 66 13 10
1700 The virus has mutated again. 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1701 This is a slow-motion catastrophe. 1.3707 0.05939 116 83 23 10
1702 Why the fuck do you need binoculars? It's a motherfucking giant snail. You telling me you need special lenses to see a motherfucking giant snail in the middle of Broadway? Jesus fuck. 1.3704 0.07545 81 60 12 9
1703 No, it didn't escape from the lab. It's from the wet market. 1.3704 0.07338 81 59 14 8
1704 Bad news, it’s destroying the city. Good news, it should take about three months. 1.3704 0.06442 81 55 22 4
1705 They say it will get to us by may 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
1706 Ah, he's not wearing a mask. This could be a problem. 1.3704 0.06442 81 55 22 4
1707 Yes, that's definitely a snail. 1.3704 0.07545 81 60 12 9
1708 As near as I can tell, it's delivering the mail. 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
1709 Je crois que vous aurez les escargots bourguignons sur la carte ce soir. 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1710 He might even be slimier than the politicians. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1711 One of our lab assistants is a postdoc from Hogwarts. 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
1712 I don't know, but it's in the the "zilla" category 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
1713 Were you expecting mail? 1.3696 0.05929 92 62 26 4
1714 This is no time for science, Doc 1.3696 0.05929 92 62 26 4
1715 I warned you last week! You should have seen this coming! 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
1716 I warned them urban gardening would disturb the city's fragile ecosystem. Now we need to introduce giant geese too! 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
1717 at least we don't have to run... 1.3692 0.07128 65 44 18 3
1718 Maybe this time the National Guard can make it in time! 1.3692 0.07458 65 45 16 4
1719 This is why we only give them two shots of the vaccine, General. 1.3692 0.07458 65 45 16 4
1720 Did you try calling the French embassy? 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
1721 We're gonna need a bigger salt truck. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
1722 Is this lens better or worse? 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
1723 He’s going to be mortified over that burst pipe, he’s very sensitive about his size 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
1724 Now where am I supposed to park? 1.3689 0.06013 103 74 21 8
1725 Call Macy's, Stat! 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
1726 I'll need 40 tons of salt, but you can take your time. 1.3689 0.05517 103 69 30 4
1727 Let's not make this into a movie at that pace. 1.3684 0.06180 95 66 23 6
1728 Quick! Call for a drop of 10 tons of salt. 1.3684 0.06180 95 66 23 6
1729 What the post office saves in personnel costs, it gives up in liability coverage. 1.3684 0.06446 76 53 19 4
1730 We call it the New York strain, but it is slow to catch on. 1.3684 0.06713 76 52 20 4
1731 I recommend we stroll away. 1.3684 0.06969 76 53 18 5
1732 Maybe we shouldn't have let Louis DeJoy design the "Snail Mail" UPS float for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.3684 0.07456 76 55 14 7
1733 Well, after all, he said he’d be back in “some form.” 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
1734 Seems like a problem for the next generation 1.3684 0.06446 76 51 22 3
1735 Yes! The next wave is here and we are looking into it! 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
1736 Well, it’s not urgent. It’s been about 5 hours, and he’s only gone 2 feet. 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
1737 Louis DeJoy has really taken things too far 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
1738 Watch out! Here comes The Guggenheim! 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
1739 You better walk Professor. Walk for your life. 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
1740 No Sir, we can't blame the French for this one. 1.3678 0.06143 87 59 24 4
1741 Another one of those slow-rolling disasters! 1.3678 0.05921 87 61 22 4
1742 I thought you asked for a natural snail enhancement pill. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
1743 I know how it feels - this is my first time out of the house too in quite a while. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
1744 It’s the MTA’s strategy to get people back into the subways.” 1.3676 0.06919 68 46 19 3
1745 Do you see it now? 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1746 I'm sorry I just don't see any evidence of pollution from our company impacting local wildlife 1.3673 0.05502 98 65 30 3
1747 What did they put in those vaccines? 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1748 Who’s calling me sleepy Joe now? 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1749 ‘I’ve just remembered I need to pick up some salt on the way home.’ 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1750 The city doesn’t really know how to deal with slow moving problems. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1751 It's moving at an appetizer's pace. 1.3671 0.06540 79 54 21 4
1752 If you don't see a small tattoo, it's not one of ours. 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
1753 Sir we must redirect him towards the salt factory! 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
1754 Call the French, they'll know how to handle this. 1.3671 0.06023 79 52 25 2
1755 Slugman has to be the lamest superhero 1.3671 0.07019 79 59 13 7
1756 Don't worry, I've seen this guy before. He leaves a trail where ever he goes 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
1757 I guess this one escaped from a French lab" 1.3671 0.06287 79 53 23 3
1758 Looks like traffic is going to be slow today. 1.3671 0.06540 79 54 21 4
1759 Get a move on. We only have three weeks to secure the perimeter. 1.3671 0.06287 79 53 23 3
1760 Rush Limbaugh reincarnated 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
1761 New variant 1.3670 0.06066 109 80 19 10
1762 We have to act slow! There's plenty of time to waste. 1.3667 0.06409 90 63 21 6
1763 With enough garlic and butter we could have a feast for the whole city. 1.3667 0.06787 90 65 17 8
1764 Hey, you’re right, it does look even bigger through the binoculars! 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
1765 The Marvel Cinematic Universe is running out of ideas. 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
1766 We have about 3 months to evacuate the City 1.3663 0.06249 101 72 21 8
1767 He's destroying the city at an alarmingly slow rate. 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
1768 Now that is what I call climate change 1.3662 0.07018 71 49 18 4
1769 Quick! We have to walk away! 1.3662 0.07570 71 51 14 6
1770 I know that big slug. That's Les Cargo. 1.3659 0.07665 82 62 10 10
1771 Seen him before. Calls himself Lawrence Whelk. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1772 The good news is that at this pace, we’ve got plenty of time to evacuate. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1773 The good news is there isn’t any hurry. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
1774 At this rate FEMA may still have a small chance to react 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
1775 I hope you like escargot. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1776 Don't worry. I heard Godzilla loves escargot. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1777 Kosher, pink Himalayan or Maldon? 1.3654 0.06561 104 77 16 11
1778 The best idea we came up with is to encircle it with a mound of table salt. 1.3651 0.04728 126 92 28 6
1779 Male snail, snail-mail, whatever. Only the Postal Service can stop it now! 1.3649 0.07089 74 52 17 5
1780 I'm telling you, it's a snail. 1.3649 0.06823 74 51 19 4
1781 This is our escargot géant and we recommend pairing it with a Mouton Cadet. 1.3649 0.06546 74 50 21 3
1782 It's the new Model S Car Go. 1.3649 0.06823 74 51 19 4
1783 After lunch grab all the salt shakers you can carry. 1.3647 0.05252 85 59 24 2
1784 My mom had the same thing happen to her garden. 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
1785 Maybe it'll just go away. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1786 No, not A-ssault... just salt. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1787 At least time's on our side....should we call the French? 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
1788 It looks smaller and less threatening if you turn the binoculars around. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1789 It's the USPS mascot, Mr. Snail Mail. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
1790 I told you the vaccine wasn’t safe! 1.3636 0.05998 99 72 21 6
1791 It's expected to reach us in three days. 1.3636 0.07365 66 46 16 4
1792 No worries. He's moving at a snail's pace. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1793 You're right. It is sluggish. Must have been sent by Congress. 1.3636 0.07675 66 47 14 5
1794 The French said we'll need a lot of those little tiny forks. 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
1795 Wait 'til you see the cows we're working on to get enough butter. 1.3636 0.07365 66 46 16 4
1796 General, I would suggest we go to Costco for some garlic and butter. 1.3636 0.06892 88 64 16 8
1797 Don’t worry. We have a C-130 fire plane in route filled with garlic butter. Oh, what a way to escargot! 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
1798 The bad news: he's unstoppable. The good news: he's slow 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
1799 No one believes me when I complain about the traffic in New York. 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
1800 Seriously, you don’t see anything? 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
1801 Go easy, General. He looks mad but he's actually a real softie inside." 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
1802 Now flip the binoculars around and look at it the other way.it looks like any other snail 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
1803 Wait till you see the whale 1.3636 0.07675 66 47 14 5
1804 Chief, time may not be of the essence, but citizens are beginning to tweet about the mucus. 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
1805 It's Escargotzilla! 1.3636 0.07079 88 65 14 9
1806 We need a bigger salt shaker. 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
1807 I know you’re thinking escargot..... but where will we find enough garlic? 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
1808 See anything? 1.3626 0.07078 91 68 13 10
1809 Our modelling indicates he should make it to that building by next Tuesday. 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1810 Yes sir, we’re developing a plan at a leisurely pace. 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1811 At this pace, climate change will get us first. 1.3626 0.06904 91 67 15 9
1812 The good news is it’s really slow. 1.3626 0.05745 91 61 27 3
1813 The GOP has released their 2024 candidate and honestly it’s about what we expected 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1814 Is it Thanksgiving Day Parade tryouts time already? 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1815 Did we use all the salt on the snow? 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
1816 Every time this happens,it seems like a surprise. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
1817 A snail? Let me see. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
1818 Just don't call him sluggish. 1.3623 0.06519 69 46 21 2
1819 Better sound the alarm, General. That cabbie's got exactly four hours and 12 minutes to get out of there. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1820 They say we need a huge hammer when everything looks like a snail. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1821 I don’t think the SALT Treaty covers this. 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
1822 On the other hand, we have plenty of time to come up with a strategy. 1.3617 0.05629 94 63 28 3
1823 All that's going to survive is cable news channels that are already slime. 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1824 Sir, we're out of options. Its time to call in the French. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1825 At this rate of destruction, we've only got twenty years. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1826 So, that’s where all the mail went. 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1827 I did mention one of the vaccines side effects could be feeling sluggish 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1828 Well, we have plenty of time 'till he gets here. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
1829 I'm not sure the rapid response team is going to be able to help us here. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
1830 OK, so do you see anything out of the ordinary? 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
1831 A decade ago, I would've said electability was an issue... 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
1832 I told you it would be a big deal if the snail mail actually arrived! 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
1833 The return of indoor dining sure is bringing everyone out of the woodwork 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
1834 The cartoonists are not backing down, sir. 1.3614 0.07389 83 62 12 9
1835 The new street cleaner seems to be working as well as expected, sir 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
1836 We’re gonna need a lot of garlic butter 1.3613 0.05301 119 82 31 6
1837 The scientific experiment to create the biggest balloon for this year's Thanksgiving parade, has somehow gone terribly wrong. 1.3613 0.05301 119 87 24 8
1838 Stop hogging the binoculars. I wanna see. 1.3611 0.07481 72 52 14 6
1839 It's bad, but nothing compared to last year's slugfest. 1.3611 0.07481 72 52 14 6
1840 I guess Trump is back in New York 1.3611 0.06651 72 49 20 3
1841 At this rate the city will be lost in 6 years! 1.3608 0.06903 97 73 13 11
1842 The E.P.A. advises salt substitute. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1843 The Pentagon promised the Marines would come, but then I heard laughter in the background. 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1844 It's leveled every auberge and brasserie in its path! 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1845 The techs got careless making escargot in the E.D. Lab 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1846 And I was just getting used to seeing toilet paper on the shelves again 1.3607 0.07765 61 43 14 4
1847 You think we would have seen this coming. 1.3607 0.06625 61 40 20 1
1848 I saud look at the snail's PACE, not the snail's face! 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1849 The binoculars tend to exaggerate the size of the problem. 1.3605 0.05944 86 61 21 4
1850 Well, they say urban renewal moves at a snail’s pace. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1851 He’s late 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
1852 It’s closer than it appears. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1853 Too bad Trump took us out of the S.A.L.T. 1.3600 0.06477 75 51 21 3
1854 They're blaming this on China. 1.3600 0.06749 75 54 16 5
1855 I estimate we will make contact...shortly. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
1856 Be careful. It smells like garlic butter with just a touch of herb. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
1857 Make Snails Great Again! 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1858 I’m glad it’s finally gotten your attention. 1.3600 0.07011 75 53 17 5
1859 Somebody get the French Chef Division on the horn. 1.3600 0.05416 100 67 30 3
1860 We will be in serious danger if we don't move within 4 to 6 days. 1.3596 0.06636 89 64 18 7
1861 He's demanding the release of all mollusks. 1.3596 0.06826 89 65 16 8
1862 Its headed to Wall Street for ... cabbage. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1863 No, he’s not wearing a mask. 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1864 Thank God we had two months' notice or it would have been much worse. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1865 We've contacted our French Division and are awaiting further instructions. 1.3592 0.06879 103 79 11 13
1866 We’re going to need all the garlic and butter we can find. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
1867 Fortunately, we recently replenished the National Garlic Butter Reserve, sir. 1.3592 0.05136 103 77 22 4
1868 Maybe we should've started with shrinking 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
1869 If we don't act right now, New York will be destroyed in four years. 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
1870 But you don’t believe in science. 1.3590 0.06573 78 54 20 4
1871 Guess now we know what delayed the vaccine rollout! 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
1872 You must order people to evacuate at their convenience. 1.3587 0.05902 92 63 25 4
1873 I think we got some time 1.3587 0.05902 92 63 25 4
1874 Well, first of all, we're going to need about 100 tons of butter, garlic, parsley and breadcrumbs...and, of course, a fine Chablis. 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1875 I don't care what everybody wants, tell them they are eating escargot, and they are going to like it." 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1876 The giant tape dispenser is ready to deploy, sir. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1877 I’ll tell you what, this isn’t what i imagined life would be like when i stopped quarantining 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1878 We know how to stop it, but the EPA is insisting we use sea salt. 1.3582 0.06957 67 46 18 3
1879 I told you. It's a snail. 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
1880 Impressive audition, but the remake calls for a gorilla. 1.3582 0.07275 67 47 16 4
1881 I concur with your diagnosis. It's definitely an overactive thyroid. 1.3582 0.06957 67 46 18 3
1882 You'll only encourage it by acknowledging it. 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
1883 We believe it came from Long Island, sir. 1.3582 0.06624 67 45 20 2
1884 It’s like watching a snail wreck in slow motion. 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
1885 Bon appetit! 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
1886 He may be sluggish, but he’s thorough. What do we do now? 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1887 Can't you see that the vaccines are coming at a snail's pace? 1.3580 0.05064 81 59 19 3
1888 I think we can outrun him. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
1889 The postal service has been so slow recently, we’ve actually resorted to snail mail as a faster alternative. 1.3580 0.07309 81 60 13 8
1890 Don't worry. We'll have plenty of time to come up with a solution. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1891 If we don’t act soon, it could destroy the other side of that street by next week. 1.3579 0.05583 95 64 28 3
1892 In the science community we like to call things like this a "mishap". 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1893 Our hypothesis: Trump's tax returns will be conveniently destroyed in all this 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1894 The public appears to be more concerned about giving it a cool name. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
1895 Alternatively, Sir, there's a French restaurant uptown that said they'd like to turn this into some kind of outdoor dining opportunity. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
1896 The good news is that we do have some time to figure out a solution. 1.3571 0.06022 84 57 24 3
1897 Why does the white guy always get the binoculars? 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
1898 I told him that particular Growth Hormone was still In the trial stage but he insisted. 1.3571 0.06022 84 57 24 3
1899 We're going to need a lot more parsley! 1.3571 0.05779 84 56 26 2
1900 Are you sure you gave him the right vaccine? 1.3571 0.07624 70 51 13 6
1901 Republicans are slow to change...but still destructive. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
1902 Big? Yes. Fast? No. 1.3571 0.05208 112 76 32 4
1903 Scientifically speaking,at least we have some time to figure out how to stop it. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1904 Don’t worry, we’re filling the reservoir with beer. 1.3571 0.07624 70 51 13 6
1905 We estimate it'll take him six months to get to 91st Street. 1.3571 0.05475 98 66 29 3
1906 A military strike is useless. Baking in butter and garlic is the only way to defeat this monster. 1.3571 0.06256 84 58 22 4
1907 No worries, General, he can only move at a snail's pace. 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
1908 Well, it’s still faster than L.A.’s Expo Line... 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
1909 It’s not the wake of destruction that worries me. It’s the trail of slime. 1.3571 0.06256 84 58 22 4
1910 The bad news is that the salt trucks didn't work. The good news is that we have plenty of time. 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
1911 Have you tried thoughts and prayers? 1.3571 0.07313 84 63 12 9
1912 He says he's Mitch McConnell 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
1913 A good time to stock up on garlic butter, n'est-ce pas? 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
1914 Looks like the Postal Service upped capacity without sacrificing its efficiency standards. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1915 Quick, someone call the Morton Salt girl! 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1916 Contact Morton! We need all the salt we can get! 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
1917 Tell me. Can you see it yet? 1.3563 0.06932 87 64 15 8
1918 For your anxiety, may I suggest looking through the other end. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
1919 Garlic butter and flamethrowers, you say? Doc, you’re a genius! 1.3563 0.06737 87 63 17 7
1920 Not sure how they crashed, he was going at a snail’s pace. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1921 Running isn’t necessary. 1.3562 0.06282 73 49 22 2
1922 Imagine if I had tested it on a gorilla like you suggested. 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
1923 The hair fell out when he reverted, but you can still see the orange dye around the eyes. 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
1924 Well...that’s gonna leave a trail. 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
1925 When we said "the vaccine rollout will be at a snails pace", we meant that purely metaphorically. 1.3562 0.07648 73 54 12 7
1926 Sir, I highly recommend we accept The Morton Salt Company’s offer to join forces ASAP. 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
1927 Looks like we're going to need more garlic. 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
1928 The Thanksgiving Day Parade is off to another slow start this year. 1.3558 0.06098 104 78 17 9
1929 We hear it's already slimed a dozen French restaurants 1.3558 0.06397 104 77 17 10
1930 As your eye doctor, I am going to insist on another appointment. 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
1931 The rollout for vaccination distribution is not occurring as expeditiously as we hoped. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1932 I tried. Monsanto still won’t recall its pesticide 1.3556 0.07121 90 68 12 10
1933 The Chardonnay tanker trucks are on the way. 1.3556 0.05765 90 61 26 3
1934 It’s actually made Wall Street less slimy! 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1935 Prepare yourself for a slow and painful death! 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1936 General it’s time to test our top secret 900 foot piece of lettuce 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1937 The salt failed, General. And putting it in charge of the U.S. Postal Service only made things worse for everyone. All we have left is sending it to Congress. 1.3553 0.07423 76 56 13 7
1938 By tonight it will have destroyed that entire taxi. 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
1939 See? No strings. I told you Macy's mid-year parade rehearsal isn't a thing. 1.3553 0.07423 76 56 13 7
1940 Finally, a pandemic equal to our response time. 1.3553 0.07656 76 57 11 8
1941 On the plus side, he keeps up with the speed of traffic. 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
1942 You've got a couple of weeks to stop him! 1.3553 0.07423 76 56 13 7
1943 We should have salted the roads this winter. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1944 - Don't worry, it will take at least one hour for him to crush that taxi cab! 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1945 No rush on sending the evacuation orders. This monster's moving at a snail's pace. 1.3548 0.05648 93 63 27 3
1946 Say what you will, you gotta give the guy credit for sheltering at home. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1947 Wow, the post office is taking snail mail to a new level. 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
1948 It looks bad, but we've got time. 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
1949 Now that definitely puts the cargo in escargot 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1950 No rush, really, but I suspect we'll need backup. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
1951 That one did not come from my lab. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1952 Looking for that Lost Shaker of Salt. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
1953 Sir, it's not responding to 'he' or 'she' pronouns. We believe it may be asexual in nature. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
1954 Quick. Call the French 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1955 Now turn them around and look through them. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1956 Well, the good news is it won't reach us for another week. 1.3542 0.05731 96 66 26 4
1957 Send for a battalion of French chefs 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1958 According to my calculations, we have just 16 months to act before he takes down the whole city! 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1959 Well it’s not locusts... 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1960 I just want to say, General... Our bad. 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1961 sir shall I call the French? 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1962 So that must be the new variant people keep talking about. 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
1963 How could you not be prepared? You've seen this coming for years! 1.3538 0.07731 65 47 13 5
1964 He's bringing the vaccines. 1.3538 0.07413 65 46 15 4
1965 We have time, sir. 1.3538 0.07082 65 45 17 3
1966 Okay so you really do get tons of snail mail. 1.3538 0.07413 65 46 15 4
1967 In my field we call this an invasive species 1.3538 0.06734 65 44 19 2
1968 Sir, I believe you may need to consider glasses. 1.3538 0.07731 65 47 13 5
1969 No...still a bit more to your left. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1970 It started as a metaphor for climate change, but at this point I’d recommend we literally get giant bag of salt. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
1971 It's been a long time coming. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
1972 Wow. Look at at that S-car Go. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1973 The French are offering 2000 euros. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1974 According to the media, it's not real 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
1975 Looks like we are going to need a lot more garlic and butter to bring that one down. 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
1976 The roads were salted... I bet he's regretting attacking the city in February. 1.3535 0.05799 99 69 25 5
1977 I think we're going to need more garlic. 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1978 Sacre bleu! Escargot-zilla est arrivé! 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
1979 If he sees his shadow, only 10 more months of Covid to go! 1.3529 0.06841 85 62 16 7
1980 Remind me to RUN, next Tuesday. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1981 See,you left the light on. 1.3529 0.07773 68 53 8 7
1982 Butter and garlic. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1983 Our French allies say if we use flame-throwers, they'll provide butter, garlic and salt... 1.3529 0.07773 68 50 12 6
1984 Sir, we are running out of time, it’s critical that I have a turn to look at the naked lady on the 69th floor. 1.3529 0.06874 68 47 18 3
1985 100,000 garlic cloves,200 gallons kosher salt,30,000 gallons unsalted butter,200 gallons minced shallots,400 gallons freshly chopped flat leaf parsley,100 gallons black pepper,400 gallons of a dry white wine you’d want to drink should do it. 1.3529 0.07186 68 48 16 4
1986 Looks like we'd better call in the army, officer, but...no rush. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1987 I told you to watch out for these new variants. 1.3529 0.07042 85 63 14 8
1988 By my look at it, Doctor, it's your Vaccine delivery and it should be here any day now" 1.3523 0.06056 88 61 23 4
1989 You’re going to need a bigger salt shaker 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
1990 He's heading for the French Quarter and he doesn't look happy. 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
1991 let's not worry it will arrive in 2022 1.3523 0.05836 88 60 25 3
1992 He’s back and he’s transformed into his natural slug state. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1993 I told you he would go postal. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
1994 Escargotham 1.3521 0.07532 71 52 13 6
1995 I 'll secure garlic and butter while you work on taking it down. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1996 How long can this go on? 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1997 Let's check on him again tomorrow. 1.3516 0.05715 91 62 26 3
1998 Rather than bombing him, we believe we can lead him upstate with a few fire trucks and some good quality compost. 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1999 Objects in binoculars are closer than they appear. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
2000 You gotta admit he can carry a hell of a lot of mail. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
2001 My missing 100 foot slug has a birthmark behind his right antenna. Do you see it? 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
2002 We'd better start the evacuation. That thing could be here by tomorrow. 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
2003 So... Do you see the bigger picture now? 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
2004 Great. There goes my garden. 1.3514 0.06506 74 53 17 4
2005 Call France. Tell them we'll be having an escargot festival. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
2006 Whoa, slow down General there's no need for an overwhelming military response, just salting the streets will defeat it. 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
2007 What we need is a giant French Chef. 1.3511 0.06542 94 69 17 8
2008 Yeah, sure, bullets instead of salt. I mean, I’m just a scientist, what do I know? 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
2009 It's a Snail of Two Cities 1.3509 0.08485 57 42 10 5
2010 The good news is that it's only moving at snails pace 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
2011 Quick! We have less than two weeks to do something! 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
2012 Hold the artillery. He's unarmed. 1.3506 0.06066 77 52 23 2
2013 I knew the USPS service was slow but this pace is unreal! 1.3506 0.07570 77 58 11 8
2014 Can you locate its mail sac? 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
2015 How much garlic butter are we going to need? 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
2016 I told you last year you needed glasses, now you need binoculars? 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
2017 As I suspected, the cause was male snail. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
2018 It's not all bad. The citizens are using the trail it leaves behind as a giant slip'n'slide. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
2019 We're going to need a whole lot of garlic butter! 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
2020 Binoculars? 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
2021 It didn't look like the poisonous giant slug that we created in the lab to me either. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
2022 And your sure this is Gary? 1.3500 0.05927 80 56 21 3
2023 The free market should be taking care of this any minute now. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
2024 There’s no time to waste! We only have 2days til it gets across the street 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
2025 The meek just inherited the Earth! 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
2026 We're going to need LOTS of butter and garlic. But there's no rush... 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
2027 Dr. Fauci says we may need a booster shot for this variant. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
2028 We were warned that the new sewerage treatment process might have unintended consequences. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
2029 Traffic is going to be extra slow this morning. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
2030 No wonder people are mad. He's walking slowly and taking up the whole sidewalk. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
2031 It goes away if you don't touch your face. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
2032 Evacuate the next block a week from Tuesday 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
2033 I don't think we can blame climate change for this one. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
2034 General. It’s time to call in the French. 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
2035 This would never have happened in Salt Lake City 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
2036 Seems a little sluggish to me 1.3492 0.06848 63 43 18 2
2037 You'll need to order extra garlic butter. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
2038 Well, at least we can outrun this one. 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
2039 Do you have a saucer big enough to hold 2,000 gallons of beer? 1.3488 0.05910 86 59 24 3
2040 Wait... I think it’s slowing down 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
2041 Escargot for all! 1.3488 0.05910 86 61 21 4
2042 At least the chaos and destruction is happening at HIS pace. 1.3488 0.06356 86 63 17 6
2043 This may be the second biggest slime bag I’ve seen leaving Epstein’s Barr. 1.3488 0.06972 86 64 14 8
2044 I've never seen such disregard for alternate side parking. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
2045 Flame throwers in position sir. The garlic and butter will be here in minutes 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
2046 You're going to need a lot more butter. 1.3485 0.06994 66 46 17 3
2047 Here comes the new mail trucks! 1.3485 0.06994 66 46 17 3
2048 If you look through the other end it’s kind of cute. 1.3485 0.06652 66 45 19 2
2049 I think we'll catch him. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2050 Sure, he's big, but you have to also be quick to make it in this city! 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2051 If you don't do something now, it will reach here in 3 days. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2052 It's an interesting strategy, General. But we just don't have that much garlic and butter on hand. 1.3482 0.05338 112 78 29 5
2053 I’m shocked to see one. I thought the internet had wiped out the snail male. ” 1.3478 0.05665 92 63 26 3
2054 I think he's angry about the mail. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
2055 ‘We’re filling the East river with garlic and butter, sir’ 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
2056 Yes sir, I believe we have enough time to evacuate the city. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
2057 There is a rise in using slugs on parking meters 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
2058 The U.S. Mail's response simply is not working, General Postmaster. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
2059 Esgarzilla- only smashing French restaurants 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
2060 It looks like the COVID vaccine but it may be a Trojan horse. 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
2061 Yes I know he should have never gotten out of the lab; but he fattened up from all those alligators in the sewers. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
2062 We're gonna need a lot of garlic, parsley, shallots and butter! 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
2063 That's no balloon and today isn't Thanksgiving. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
2064 General, mobilize the jumbo saltshaker. 1.3478 0.07100 69 49 16 4
2065 I'd worry more about cleaning up the slime than the destruction. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
2066 Mating him with The Guggenheim seems not to have worked out! 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
2067 I know you're sleeping with my wife, Phillip. 1.3478 0.07950 69 52 10 7
2068 I told them to salt the roads but they didn't listen. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
2069 I recommend at least ten tank trucks of garlic butter. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
2070 It’s time French restaurants revise their menus. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
2071 Yeah,that’s Frank 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
2072 We only have seven months to stop him from reaching that taxi cab 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
2073 We better work fast. In less than 20 years, he could devour the whole East Side. 1.3474 0.05553 95 65 27 3
2074 If we don’t act now it’ll have the city destroyed in 8 to 10 weeks! 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
2075 You’re going to need every shaker of salt in the metropolitan area. 1.3472 0.07175 72 52 15 5
2076 Hey Ali, you're saying this is the new hybrid S-Car? Yeah Frank, you should see this S-Car go! 1.3472 0.07443 72 53 13 6
2077 So much for outdoor dining. 1.3472 0.05650 72 49 22 1
2078 I have the Morton Salt Girl on line 1." 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
2079 Something this way slowly comes. 1.3469 0.05447 98 67 28 3
2080 Do something...it’ll be here in a week! 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
2081 The public will be shell-shocked—eventually. 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
2082 Midtown's shell shocked. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
2083 Can you see the giant snail now or do you need to look through the Hubble Telescope? 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
2084 A giant snail? I still don’t see it. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
2085 Sir, I think you should know... this is all Brad's fault. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
2086 Well, relative to its size, I’d still call that a snail’s pace. 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
2087 Alert the French embassy. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
2088 Well, that puts the Trump years into perspective. 1.3462 0.05760 104 77 21 6
2089 I don’t think the third shot was a good idea. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
2090 Offhand, I'd say traffic has slowed to a snail's pace. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
2091 I guess this means alternate side of the street parking rules are suspended until the weekend. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
2092 Given the speed it’s crossed town, it MUST be studied! 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
2093 Sir, turn around your binoculars... 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
2094 Does he look like he's slowing down? 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
2095 Pre-heat the oven at 35,000 degrees." 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
2096 Oy, looks like progress a’comin’... 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
2097 If you think that’s scary, wait ‘til you see the slime trail. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
2098 Uh officer, the binoculars seem ridiculously unnecessary. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
2099 This is going to be a while 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
2100 Sir, there’s never been a better time than now to use the hot butter gun. 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
2101 We think it came from a nuclear reactor accident next to a French restaurant. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
2102 General, we've only got two weeks to keep that thing from destroying half the block. 1.3457 0.06126 81 56 22 3
2103 Of course, we havn't completed testing yet but already we can see potential. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
2104 Giuliani's not looking so good. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
2105 Rethinking your funding decision on my Giant Salt-o-matic? 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
2106 ‚good things come to those who wait‘ 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
2107 Don’t worry, sir, he can’t destroy the city faster than the government can 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
2108 No doubt about it, that’s a Trumposaurus Rex! 1.3455 0.06118 110 82 18 10
2109 Should we get the salt? 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
2110 See? He's not wearing a mask. Now go arrest him! 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
2111 Trump's final appeal for attention, sending his tax records by snail mail. 1.3452 0.06879 84 62 15 7
2112 If my calculations are correct, we have about 9 years to evacuate the city. 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
2113 You asked for a representation of a slow moving disaster ... 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
2114 It's an acquired taste. 1.3452 0.05742 84 57 25 2
2115 It’s a post-modern collaboration between gehry the architect and gary the snail 1.3452 0.07084 84 63 13 8
2116 Thar she slows. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2117 The Morton Salt Man is on his way... 1.3448 0.07094 87 66 12 9
2118 Do you really need those binoculars to see that thing? 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
2119 This is a direct result, General, of closing all of the fine dining restaurants at once. 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
2120 We'll follow the slime trail back to the shell corporation that started all this. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2121 What I said was, “You’ll all be vaccinated as soon as available.” Not, “You’ll all be decimated by a huge ass snail, people.” 1.3448 0.06296 87 65 16 6
2122 Frankly, I'm not surprised. We knew he was headed this way decades ago! 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
2123 Yes, we can kill it, but without more garlic and butter it just doesn't make sense. 1.3444 0.05279 90 60 29 1
2124 It's another mutation we think is linked to the pace of vaccination rollout. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
2125 I say shell him 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
2126 Don't worry. It's just a snail space. 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
2127 We saw him approaching the city one month ago 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
2128 Jacques Pepin is on his way, he stopped to get more butter garlic. 1.3443 0.07712 61 44 13 4
2129 Getting a closer look, I can tell you there's a giant snail destroying the city. 1.3443 0.06564 61 41 19 1
2130 Looks like all the backed-up snail-mail that Louis DeJoy had been holding back finally arrived! 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
2131 Bosworth, we'll have to completely rethink the term, 'Traffic is moving at a snail's pace.' 1.3441 0.05616 93 64 26 3
2132 it's ok, he's a little sluggish today 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
2133 I guess everything really is bigger in Texas. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
2134 Damn Macy Day parade - now they're not satisfied with plain balloons 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
2135 At least we can have the National Guard waiting for him by the time he gets to Forty-Second Street. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
2136 Do you want the good news or the slow news? 1.3441 0.06575 93 69 16 8
2137 We've pleaded to Washington for help, but due to political gridlock action is proceeding at...forgive my phrasing... A snail's pace. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
2138 At this rate the city will be destroyed by the end of the week!! 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
2139 It’s destroying the city at a snail’s pace. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
2140 It'll be a disaster unless we can do something by next year. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
2141 It seems that we're several months away from a cathastrophy 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
2142 A little to your left. 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
2143 Did you ever hear of the Trojan Horse? 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
2144 I called out the street salting unit, but it just made him move faster. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
2145 We’re gonna need a bigger tub of garlic butter. 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
2146 Sure, we can treat the mucus, but that doesn’t address the underlying cause. 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
2147 I'm sure we can trace it to its bioweapons lab origin in China by following the slime trail. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
2148 You'll feel better if you look through the other end. 1.3433 0.06573 67 46 19 2
2149 In Paris they're celebrating. 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
2150 ...and in five years the city will be destroyed. 1.3433 0.07535 67 49 13 5
2151 Salt or beer--either way it's murder. 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
2152 You were wrong. The patient doesn’t seem sluggish. He’s just coming out of his shell. 1.3433 0.07535 67 49 13 5
2153 I’m sure it will just be a few weeks, at most. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
2154 Vaccine roll out’s going pretty well. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
2155 Sir, it’s safe to say that Operation Escargrow is a resounding success. 1.3431 0.06460 102 77 15 10
2156 You’re right. He does look a bit cross eyed. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
2157 Thank god it's moving at a snail's pace. 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
2158 The snail I'm looking for has green eyes. 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
2159 At the rate it's moving we only have 2-3 years tops before the entire city is leveled. 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
2160 I hope this won’t affect our funding. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
2161 I think it is the Post Office new mascot 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
2162 Get Spongebob on the phone, Garrett is on the lose again. 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
2163 Actually, it was like this before he got here. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
2164 General, sauteed butter and garlic is the only cure. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
2165 Frankly, we should have known “The Big Apple” would attract equally large mollusks. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
2166 No, sir, you’re just looking through the wrong end. 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
2167 Are those MAILBAGS?! 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
2168 It doesn't matter whether we use Kosher or regular! What's important is that we act relatively soon! 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
2169 On the upside, free escargot 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
2170 This might be a job for the French army, sir 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
2171 At least it's slow moving " 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
2172 How long do you reckon we have? Weeks? 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
2173 You're not thinking of slugging it out? 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
2174 ‘’When they said there was a mutant variant, I thought they were joking!” 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
2175 Doctor, based on the trail alone, I'd prescribe Mucinex. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
2176 I mean, we really should have been able to see THIS coming. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
2177 He will never make it past the salt works 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
2178 Traffic is moving at a snail's pace. 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
2179 On a one way-really? 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
2180 OK, I think we can skip talking about the elephant in the room. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
2181 Just think of it as genetically modified escargot. 1.3421 0.06367 76 53 20 3
2182 Now do you see why we couldnt ratify the SALT Treaty? 1.3421 0.06637 76 57 15 4
2183 Looks like it's time to tap into the strategic salt reserves 1.3421 0.06367 76 53 20 3
2184 We can kill him with salt, but the slime trail, I’m afraid, is permanent. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
2185 You’re the doorman, DO something! 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
2186 He's heading to Yankee Stadium for opening day. 1.3421 0.07621 76 58 10 8
2187 This is going to slow us down" 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
2188 : As your ophthalmologist, I recommend an immediate update to your prescription. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
2189 He’s a bit slimey, but at least he brought his own room. 1.3421 0.05789 76 51 24 1
2190 This new variant could cause trouble. 1.3418 0.05944 79 54 23 2
2191 It got here faster than we expected. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
2192 We think it might be susceptible to bombs containing garlic and parsley butter. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
2193 It's the Post Office's latest dumb idea. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
2194 Sir, the garlic and butter missiles are armed and ready. 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
2195 Well, thankfully, it is moving sluggishly. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
2196 Oh, Man! That's going to leave a disgusting trail of destruction! 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
2197 What do you mean you didn't see this coming? It's been here for 3 weeks. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
2198 DON’T PANIC! IT’S ONLY THE FIRST SHIPMENT OF TRUMP’S COVID-19 VACCINE! 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
2199 I don’t think any of the vaccines will work on this one, sir. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
2200 FOUR yards per hour? Yikes. He's picking up speed. 1.3415 0.05812 82 56 24 2
2201 We think we can kill it, but we'll need some really large prongs and a whole lot of melted butter. 1.3415 0.05812 82 56 24 2
2202 It's evolved to match the pace of big government's response to a public safety crisis. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
2203 All we need is a flame-thrower and some salt, garlic and butter. 1.3415 0.05812 82 56 24 2
2204 Russia's vaccine seems to have some unique side effects. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
2205 Not to worry, the French are sending one of their best chefs, with lots of experience preparing escargot 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
2206 Need an Optometrist? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2207 Yes, salt... But is there time? 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2208 I told you the vaccine would change your DNA. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2209 Yes, we gave him a shot of salt, but doesn't get the second one for another three weeks. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
2210 Even the police will get here before it reaches the cab car. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2211 It's moving fairly slowly now, Sir, but my theory is that if we can destroy it's shell, it will become even more sluggish. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2212 The end is coming...slowly 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
2213 You're gonna need a bigger saucer of garlic butter. 1.3409 0.05572 88 60 26 2
2214 Unfortunately, due to climate change, these kind of events will become much more frequent and much more extreme. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2215 We’ve requested reinforcements from Le Cordon Bleu and are sourcing increased butter capacity. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2216 Don't worry - it's just the binoculars. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
2217 I recommend a full frontal salt. 1.3407 0.06851 91 69 13 9
2218 It is indeed shocking. They are usually night feeders... 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
2219 You’re right, doctor! He does have an inexplicable and rather concerning, angry look about him. 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
2220 Wow. History's first Postmaster General. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
2221 Please, please Mr. Postman, look and see If there's a letter, a letter for me. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
2222 Well, we definitely saw it coming 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
2223 Knowing it has blue eyes doesn’t really help us, John. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
2224 Told you we should’ve paid for overnight shipping 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
2225 Snailmageddon 1.3404 0.05141 94 67 24 3
2226 Maybe it is the size that counts. 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
2227 I also changed its DNA to display my initials on the left side of its face when it's angry, see it? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
2228 Its scientific name is Big-Ass Snail. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
2229 The shrink-ray was supposed to be set to less cargo, not in reverse to escargot! 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
2230 First we deregulated GMOs, then McDonalds decided to add escargot to their menu. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
2231 Yeah, the snail is actually to the left, you pervert. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
2232 Escargot? We gotta go! 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
2233 The government found a faster way to transport the vaccine 💉 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
2234 Did we remember to salt the roads? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
2235 He was calm until they ordered the Rosé. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
2236 What do you mean we’re not prepared, we’ve known he’s been on his way for weeks! 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
2237 Oh my God, he's not even wearing a mask! 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
2238 Thanks doc, I can even see that tiny snail across the street. 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
2239 Please call off the strike force, and just bring in a salt-truck. 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
2240 I thought he was staying at Maralago! 1.3390 0.08237 59 44 10 5
2241 King Kong was on call out to Houston, so... 1.3387 0.07607 62 45 13 4
2242 It's a snail. You don't need binoculars. 1.3387 0.08273 62 47 9 6
2243 Call Fauci? 1.3387 0.08273 62 47 9 6
2244 The new mascot for the U.S. Postal Service has arrived. 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
2245 This slow food trend is about to make headlines 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
2246 If you use the wrong end of the binoculars, it doesn’t look so menacing. 1.3382 0.06825 68 48 17 3
2247 It wasn't exactly a surprise captain. 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
2248 You'll need to back up about four miles to see what you're dealing with. 1.3382 0.07730 68 51 11 6
2249 Don’t kill it. Maybe it‘ll eat the monkey... 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
2250 Another spineless attack on our city. 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
2251 We couldn't afford Godzilla's rates. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
2252 Don't panic, Chief. There's a beer garden around the corner. 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
2253 Wait till you see the oysters. 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
2254 Dammit, Officer. That's not dangerous, it's delicious. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
2255 Time for a full on a-salt 1.3380 0.07755 71 54 10 7
2256 Have you considered putting him in charge of vaccine distribution? 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
2257 We may not be able to stop him, but I think we should be able to slow him down. 1.3380 0.06326 71 49 20 2
2258 Officer, we simply had to make room in our lab for the vaccine development. 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
2259 It’s going to require a lot of garlic. 1.3378 0.06168 74 51 21 2
2260 Yes, I'm sure it's not a slug. 1.3378 0.06168 74 51 21 2
2261 If we don't act now, tomorrow will probably be fine. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
2262 All you said was "Find a way to slow him down". 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
2263 Slow Food takes New York City by storm! 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
2264 That thing is slugging it out with Lower Manhattan! 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
2265 How much salt do you think we are going to need? 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
2266 Even at a snail's pace, he'll be in Jersey by dusk! 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
2267 I guess tonight's party is cancelled 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
2268 I like to think of it as a wannabe for the Thanksgiving day parade. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
2269 At least with this guy, they'll have time to mobilize the National Guard! 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
2270 Quick - pass me the salt 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
2271 It will just go away by Spring, slowly. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
2272 We think if all of the micro breweries pitch in we can drown it in the Central Park Fountain. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
2273 If we sprinkle some eggshells along Fifth Ave., that should do the trick. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
2274 Do you think we should call animal control? 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
2275 Sir, we've tried everything else. It's time to call Rick Moranis. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
2276 So THAT’S what happens if you throw sugar at them instead of salt! 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
2277 Flake salt’ll work best 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
2278 To be fair, no one ASKED us to check whether the vaccine would turn people into terrifying monsters. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
2279 Snails are still known today to be extremely determined and patient creatures. This one is probably 2 or 3 thousand years old. And evidently a bit cranky. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
2280 This snail is definitely ANTIFA. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
2281 Yes, it will destroy the city, but it’ll take 20 years. 1.3375 0.05610 80 54 25 1
2282 We predict he’ll run out of steam in Salt Lake City. 1.3375 0.07103 80 60 13 7
2283 Nelson, we’re going to need a bigger shaker. 1.3375 0.07103 80 60 13 7
2284 And just in case the military cannot make it, how much butter and garlic do we have? 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
2285 He's getting bigger, but I still can't tell if he's moving. 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
2286 It was either this or giant frog legs. 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
2287 Who ordered the escargot? 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
2288 Sorry, sir, we used all the salt to fight the polar vortex. 1.3373 0.05757 83 57 24 2
2289 This is going to be a slow death 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
2290 It's a bit late for the Macy's parade. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
2291 You're right, he does have a couple cavities. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
2292 I prefer the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man myself. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
2293 We still have time to finish our game of Risk.. 1.3373 0.06246 83 62 16 5
2294 The Guggenheim, it’s alive! 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
2295 Oh no, escargot 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
2296 I still say kong would win. 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
2297 We're going to need a bigger pan! 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
2298 A long time coming. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
2299 Try screaming "Escar Go!" 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
2300 We must pray, General, that it doesn’t have diarrhea! 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
2301 We don't need the military. Salt will do. 1.3371 0.05039 89 66 20 3
2302 You thought 2020 was bad. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
2303 Why do tourists always have to walk so slowly? 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
2304 There’s no way you didn’t see this coming 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
2305 My, the severity of these new Covid variants are really escalating. 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
2306 Good news, I think he's finally getting sluggish. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
2307 He’s tired of the snail’s pace jokes! 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
2308 At least there’s plenty of time to run away. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
2309 I really thought we'd have more time to prepare! 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
2310 Ever since King Kong and Godzilla, every animal with radiation thinks they have what it takes to be a star 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
2311 It seems like all the delayed packages have morphed together into one giant snail mail 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
2312 I hear the postal service hired him to speed up mail delivery. 1.3367 0.06478 98 74 15 9
2313 Looks like a Trump supporter to me. 1.3367 0.05219 98 71 23 4
2314 Can we go back to COVID? 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
2315 I told him to take 2 with food... 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
2316 As I see it at this pace we only about three weeks to evacuate. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
2317 If you turn the binoculars around...he looks really far away...so no worries? 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
2318 Rushing to a solution would be catastrophic. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
2319 First we need to flatten the curve. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
2320 We only have 720 minutes before that thing takes out the entire building. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
2321 We’re going to need more salt. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
2322 As you see, the vaccine rollout is a monstrous effort moving at a snail's pace. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
2323 Technically this is part of bad stuff that occurred in 2020. 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
2324 The good news is that nobody in Midtown has noticed any difference. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
2325 He's headed for the brewery. 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
2326 We should probably flee in panic within a week or two. 1.3333 0.05556 81 55 25 1
2327 Bout a ton of salt should do it 1.3333 0.05583 93 68 21 4
2328 We're powerless without garlic and butter. 1.3333 0.07401 72 54 12 6
2329 Hold on just one sec... OK, yes, he just moved. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
2330 We should issue evacuation orders for sometime next week. 1.3333 0.07390 60 43 14 3
2331 It is going to be here for a while 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
2332 Of course he seems large to you! You’re using binoculars. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
2333 OK, we’ll go with slow moving emergency 1.3333 0.05444 84 57 26 1
2334 On the plus-side, it is moving at a snail's pace. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
2335 We need to leisurely evacuate the city with no urgency whatsoever. 1.3333 0.06596 66 46 18 2
2336 What do you think, Captain? Two sequels? Three? 1.3333 0.06743 69 51 14 4
2337 Take your time General, we've two days to get out of it's way." 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
2338 You like escargot? 1.3333 0.05237 114 81 28 5
2339 Well, at least we won't have to run to escape it. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
2340 Retractable eyestalks or not, this is clearly a land snail.” 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
2341 Remember that Amazon delivery prototype 3 years ago? 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
2342 Captain, I think we better saunter our way out of here! 1.3333 0.06596 66 46 18 2
2343 We could always blame it on Wuhan. 1.3333 0.06255 72 50 20 2
2344 Captain! I ran the numbers, and it seems The Great White Snail symbolizes your low testosterone. 1.3333 0.07244 81 62 11 8
2345 I know what you're thinking, it would take a hecka of a lot of butter. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
2346 We only have a matter of months! 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
2347 We'll need a lot of garlic butter. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
2348 He escaped from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
2349 Pass the salt. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
2350 General, any sign of the giant salt shaker yet? 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
2351 I told you salting the roads would just make him angry. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
2352 At least we'll have enough time to evacuate the city. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
2353 Avoid the city if at all possible, traffic is moving at a snails pace. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
2354 What it does in the privacy of its home is its own business. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2355 On the plus side, as soon as he’s dead he’s gonna feed a LOT of people. 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
2356 French intelligence recommends sauteing in butter with lots of garlic and minced parsley. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
2357 We’re going to need butter, garlic - and a flame thrower. 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
2358 I keep telling you, it's neither BLM nor MAGA. 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
2359 Yes, I suppose we could call it “Godsnella”. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2360 I don’t know about you but I think Godzilla was much more effective. 1.3333 0.05960 78 54 22 2
2361 I thought he moved to Florida? 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
2362 If it keeps going like this, the entire city will be destroyed in 10 years. 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
2363 He's just delivering the snail mail. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
2364 Stop! It's an endangered species! 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
2365 The good news is that he will probably not make it past La Grenouille. 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
2366 You know, General, if we find a way to get that shell off of him, it might slow him down. Make him more……sluggish. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
2367 Now can you see? It DOES have teeth. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
2368 We’ve got time to deal with this, after lunch. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
2369 Ted Cruz also left behind his pet snail. He calls her Fluffy. 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
2370 It’s just a garden-variety monster. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
2371 I think this is when I say, "Nature has a way of reminding us of just how small we are." 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
2372 You have over 8 million New Yorkers, just hand out forks and make sure there is plenty of butter. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
2373 That's enough escargot to feed the city for a year. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2374 My guess is that "seven heads and ten horns" was hyperbole. 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
2375 I'm afraid General, that you can't attack it. it's an endangered species. 1.3333 0.07763 60 44 12 4
2376 Run! Run for your lives! Well, at least casually stroll away from the danger. 1.3333 0.07390 60 43 14 3
2377 We have approximately 36 hours to get more salt. 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
2378 I stand by my advice to throw away your salt. 1.3333 0.04997 90 70 15 5
2379 Here comes last month's mail. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
2380 I warned the boss our experiment on snails was getting too robust 1.3333 0.06596 66 46 18 2
2381 The lab would like to request additional funding. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
2382 Trust me,when he gets here tomorrow,you won't be needing those. 1.3333 0.05960 78 54 22 2
2383 Well we can't say the situation developed too quickly, and we couldn't see this coming... 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
2384 Yup, it’s him. I can see the mark where you injected the experimental growth hormone. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2385 Find a giant Frenchman. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
2386 Now I know why they said not to experiment with the sourdough starter after midnight. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2387 The pace of devastation will be...slow. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2388 It’s looking for a gastropub. 1.3333 0.05948 84 62 18 4
2389 Looks like by April,you know,in theory,when it gets a little warmer,it miraculously goes away. 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
2390 We call him snail male. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
2391 I told you not to send it snail mail. 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
2392 Agility is not the issue here, sir. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
2393 I appreciate your concerns. But it's a single dose, can be stored at room temperature in a sock drawer, and can be administered with a PEZ dispenser. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
2394 Don't trust it. It could be a Trojan snail. 1.3333 0.07390 60 43 14 3
2395 If only we properly salted the sidewalks 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
2396 Macy's couldn't get this one off the ground. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
2397 Escargot is really quite healthy for you. 1.3333 0.06596 66 48 15 3
2398 Turns out it only just arrived from Fukushima 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
2399 We can’t, General, all the salt was used on the roads 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
2400 What's it going to take for us to finally get the hint, the earth doesn't want us here. 1.3333 0.05584 87 60 25 2
2401 When all this is over, why don’t you pop into my office for an eye test. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
2402 What scares me most is how conservative news is going to cover this. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
2403 General I can confirm we have enough salt to stop this monster 1.3333 0.05340 87 59 27 1
2404 Honestly, it's a nice change of pace. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
2405 I think that back molar has to go. 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
2406 Yeah, over there, behind the giant snail, that’s the Chrysler Building. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2407 And they all said it wouldn’t scale! 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
2408 We need to a-salt this problem head on. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
2409 Wow this thing thing is moving faster than the planning department. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
2410 Peaceful protest my ass 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2411 At least he’s staying under the speed limit.” 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
2412 Come April, when the weather gets warmer, that has a very negative effect and it’ll just disappear 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
2413 Jog for your life! Its Escargodzilla. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
2414 They say there’s a Big Snail Virus coming, but don’t worry, it’s a hoax. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
2415 The French Gov suggests dropping parsley butter, garlic and shallots bombes. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
2416 Bad news. It's resistant to salt. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
2417 Snail: “Sorry I’m late for 2020.” 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
2418 With the new administration,I didn't expect Snail Male to still be a problem. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
2419 I warned you that shell corporations could be used for hostile takeovers, but did you listen? 1.3298 0.05104 94 71 19 4
2420 Now, I know what you’re going to to say: We should have seen this coming. 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
2421 Do you really need those binoculars? 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
2422 Give it time. This too shall pass. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
2423 The next time you decide to feed a stray, you may want to be a little more careful with portion size. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
2424 This sluggish economy is eating us alive. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
2425 I know, it’s big but we could still try some salt! 1.3297 0.06261 91 70 14 7
2426 Don’t worry, it’s just as scared of you, as you are of it 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
2427 Don’t worry, the free market system will come up with a solution before it gets here. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
2428 Get up there and swab his nose 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
2429 Well, if it was 2019 I’d be confused. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
2430 I tried that, but France wasn't interested. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
2431 Our biggest fear is his sticktoitiveness.” 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
2432 At least we have time to mobilize. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
2433 Shell be comin’ around Manhattan when she comes... 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2434 It's brought traffic to a crawl. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
2435 Hurry up, General, there's not a year to waste! 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2436 We have to stop him now or he'll be on top of us next week. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2437 It’s full of all the undelivered snail mail. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
2438 God help us, but it looks like he's headed for the molasses factory. 1.3294 0.06565 85 65 13 7
2439 We designed it to clean the streets on Tuesdays only. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
2440 I think he's looking for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
2441 It started with an accidental spill of radioactive garlic butter. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
2442 One word, Sir. Salt 1.3294 0.05648 85 61 21 3
2443 The rampage started when we told him he’s just a vehicle for garlic butter. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2444 There's a three-block long Slip n Slide behind it... 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2445 Take a good look. You have plenty of time. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2446 I have good news and bad news, the good news, he moves real slow, the bad news, we are all out of garlic butter. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2447 Must be Antifa. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2448 The French restaurants want to pay its bail. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2449 Caution: Images in binoculars are slower than they appear. 1.3293 0.06270 82 62 15 5
2450 Really, kosher salt , sea salt, whatever -that will do it. - You don’t need a SEAL Team or a SNAIL Team. 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
2451 I wonder if there's some way to impress on him that if it's revenge he's after, he really ought to be wreaking havoc on Paris. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
2452 It's a slow moving threat, like climate change. I say we leave it for the next generation to deal with. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
2453 Looks to me like a giant slug 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
2454 I am an experimental heliciculturist 1.3291 0.04309 79 59 19 1
2455 We have 348 French chefs ready for the take-down 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
2456 We'll need a lot of salt. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
2457 It's Louis DeJoy's new carbon neutral mail delivery system. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
2458 WALK AWAY! 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
2459 Commissioner, did you just say ‘Look at that Ess Car Go? 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
2460 Sir, I'm the Tesla engineer you called, but I can't help make this S car go. 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
2461 Ahh, salt him. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
2462 Well if you look through them backwards then the scale of this disaster doesn't seem so bad 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
2463 And those storms just wiped out our road salt supply... 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
2464 It’s huge! I can’t wait to see how big the lettuce is 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
2465 I believe it’s a new kind of metaphor for existential dread. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
2466 Technically it’s Gastropodzilla. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
2467 We've got time 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
2468 I didn’t see this listed as a vaccine side effect. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
2469 I heard a good IPA will solve the problem. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
2470 You can't say we didn't see this coming . . . 1.3288 0.07048 73 56 11 6
2471 Just think of it as a lot of escargot. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
2472 Why do they always head for the Empire State Building? 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
2473 did you try saline solution? 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
2474 It's the French variant. 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
2475 Look Lower. Its slime is filling the potholes. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
2476 The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
2477 The Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade really went all out this year. 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
2478 Under no circumstances is that thing allowed to get to the kale. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2479 We called for this block to be evacuated next month. 1.3286 0.06345 70 49 19 2
2480 By my calculation, we'll need a 12 story pair of tongs and at least 3 tons of butter. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
2481 He appears a bit sluggish. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2482 ...also he's not wearing a mask 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2483 So what do you think? Helix aspersa or Helix pomatia? 1.3286 0.06009 70 48 21 1
2484 do you really need to count it s teeth? 1.3286 0.05654 70 47 23 0
2485 Are you sure that's a smile? 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
2486 You know, if you look through the other end, it'll seem much smaller. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2487 I’ll need a whole lot of melted butter and garlic and a really long baguette. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2488 Our reports say there are a lot of annoyed New Yorkers stuck behind it on the sidewalk. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2489 It feels like we had time to prevent this... meh there’s always tomorrow. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2490 Look on the bright side: it’s just the right speed for Congress to handle. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2491 Every time I agree to cover someone's shift.. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2492 Can you imagine what this will do to the price of escargot? 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2493 It’s an invasive species. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2494 We’re gonna need a bigger bag of salt. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
2495 Can you see him now? 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
2496 We don’t know how it happened. Once he was a widely respected prosecutor, now he’s one of Trump’s lawyers. 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
2497 'It's only a snail,' you said. 'It'll take forever to get here,' you said. I quit, Gary. 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
2498 Ah yes—looks as if the mail has finally arrived. 1.3281 0.06321 64 44 19 1
2499 We’re going to need a salt rifle! 1.3279 0.07654 61 45 12 4
2500 We're gonna need a bigger Instant Pot. 1.3279 0.07654 61 45 12 4
2501 Too late to put this one back in the terrarium. 1.3276 0.07123 58 41 15 2
2502 Like Hemingway said, it happened gradually, then suddenly. 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2503 Looks like Sweet Mollusc Malone is back in town. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
2504 On the bright side, he cleans as he goes. 1.3273 0.07365 55 39 14 2
2505 Things are slowly getting back to normal 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
2506 ... the good news is that he won't make it to the end of the block before Winter 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
2507 It will be okay, he is starting to look sluggish. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
2508 It's huge even without the binoculars. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
2509 If you can slow it down we can drown it in garlic butter. 1.3265 0.05184 98 70 25 3
2510 I'm pretty sure you've got plenty of time to get away! 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
2511 Should we call in the Avengers? 1.3263 0.03491 95 77 15 3
2512 Is that the UK Variant? 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
2513 Look if you can’t read the third line you’ll need glasses. And if you’re hallucinating a giant snail then I mixed up the eye drops again... 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
2514 I’m telling you: Our best chance is to fill the closest swimming pool with beer. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
2515 For God's sake, Frank, just get glasses. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
2516 we should call the French embassy... 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
2517 It's midtown, traffic always moves at a snail's pace. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
2518 You should issue the evacuation order now: All Should Walk Slowly... 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
2519 At this pace, he'll pose a danger in a few years. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
2520 Sir, on the bright side it will take him at least 3 weeks to move from 2nd Ave. over to 3rd. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
2521 I heard the postal department is responsible. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
2522 Captain, we have plenty of time to get it under control. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
2523 It’s time to salt the roads, sir. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
2524 It's a snail. We have all day. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
2525 Well, it looks like traffic is moving at a snail's pace today. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
2526 Trafficanus newyorkensis. Large bodied . . . moves at a snail's pace. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
2527 I miss the killer hornets 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
2528 Yeah, it's a problem - but you've got time.... 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
2529 A snail’s pace” is a relative term, Lieutenant 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
2530 The good thing is that it really does go as slow as the mail. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
2531 I've never seen a snail go backwards before either 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
2532 Rome may have been built in a day, but it’s going to take a loooong tine to destroy New York 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
2533 My second opinion? He looks like a slimy character alright. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
2534 I think we can pace ourselves. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
2535 For God's sake, Harold, is now a good time for a species identification? 1.3256 0.06286 86 66 14 6
2536 Have tried attacking it with melted butter, garlic and parsley? 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
2537 We will need a lot more garlic and butter. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
2538 It's coming at the same pace as the vaccine. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
2539 See what happens when everyone uses snail mail? 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
2540 Godzilla was unavailable to play the part. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
2541 He's not even wearing a mask, Officer. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
2542 Are the binoculars necessary? 1.3253 0.07090 83 64 11 8
2543 Nope, no mask. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
2544 Doc, it must have gained weight during lockdown - now its out for jogging 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
2545 Can we panic now? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
2546 Climate change,Schlimit change. That’s just a big snail! 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2547 On the good side, the slime is killing the Covid virus. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2548 This could be catastrophic, sir. On the other hand, it could take a looooooong time. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2549 Doctor, look at that S Car Go! 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2550 I heard snail mail was the new thing 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
2551 Shallots? Where are we going to get that many shallots? 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
2552 We need a seven year old boy and very large magnifying glass, ASAP! 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
2553 I guess we have no choice....we have to slug it out 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
2554 Oh! I thought he wasn’t getting back from Palm Beach until May! 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
2555 Why do you always wait until after half the city is destroyed before taking my advice? 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
2556 All you need is a bathtub full of garlic butter. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2557 Is he really a vegan? 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
2558 More like ‘Escar-nooooo’, am I right? 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
2559 What the slug is that? 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
2560 Correct sir, you can see it coming a mile away, it is moving very slow, and it is destroying everything in its path, but I don't think that means it is a Liberal hoax. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
2561 Biden can handle this one. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
2562 We can only hope to make it to the Garlic Butter District before it catches us. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
2563 'Butter and garlic. Lots and lots of butter and garlic.' 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
2564 It's the rollout of the vaccine 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
2565 It is big, but I think we still have time to get a sandwich 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
2566 No-Car-Go 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
2567 But is it art??? 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2568 You were right, you need a stronger prescription. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2569 Well, sir, the technical term is Giant Snail. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
2570 I'd estimate he'd need the penthouse plus 6 doubles. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2571 Honestly, you could be right about the slow and steady, but I think we're plenty up close and personal already. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2572 Quick, get me some salt! 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
2573 Objects in the binoculars are bigger than they appear. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2574 It looks like size matters after all. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2575 I'm afraid Godzilla and King Kong are still self-isolating, so they won't be able to help us... 1.3238 0.04972 105 75 27 3
2576 Creepy, huh? 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
2577 At this rate it will be here in a month 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
2578 Yes sir, that's quite true. But at this scale a snail's pace means we really don't have much time. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
2579 Stimulus snail finally arrived. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
2580 We still have plenty of time before we need to evacuate 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
2581 We are going to need garlic! Lots and lots of garlic! 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
2582 If we don’t move, he’ll get us by next week. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
2583 Be careful, he's a real slimeball. 1.3231 0.07938 65 50 9 6
2584 Sir, he's going to crush us if we don't get out of here by next Sunday. 1.3231 0.05846 65 44 21 0
2585 What's really huge is that it moves faster than the Lexington Local Subway Line during rush hour. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
2586 The Vaccine might have a little side effect, Does it look too obvious? 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
2587 If He sees his shadow, there'll be 4 more years of Covid. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2588 Don't worry. It will be weeks before he gets here. 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
2589 The helicopters are ready with the salt, sir. 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
2590 at this rate, it will destroy the entire block within a month 1.3229 0.05235 96 69 24 3
2591 It’s serious, but it doesn’t warrant tapping into the Strategic Salt Reserve immediately. 1.3226 0.05332 93 65 26 2
2592 Seems more of a butter, garlic and parsley problem. 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
2593 Can you tell if it's one of theirs or one of ours? 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2594 It's clear that our biggest problem is the snail male. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2595 Waaaait fooor iiiit... waaaait fooor iiiit... 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
2596 Looks like we’re in for a real snail biter. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
2597 Oh no!The robin flew away! 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
2598 You say you can’t see anything. Are you up for re-election or something? 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2599 Roger, we have to talk about the elephant in the room.” “Don’t you mean the snail in the street? 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
2600 I suppose it's an appropriate visual metaphor for climate change. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
2601 The new 'snail's pace.' We thought bigger might be faster to help the post office. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
2602 We’ll surround it with salt. 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
2603 Sorry to tell you,this one is sinistral. 1.3220 0.07024 59 42 15 2
2604 I thought I ordered the small escargot. 1.3220 0.07024 59 42 15 2
2605 I can’t make out the license either, but it’s definitely double parked. 1.3220 0.08177 59 45 9 5
2606 I agree, Officer. I think everyone has plenty of time to evacuate. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
2607 It wants escargot off the menus. 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
2608 It's eyes are at the ends of those tentacles. And, they're staring right at us. Fortunately for me, it can't see color. Unfortunately for you, like dogs, they hate men in uniform. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
2609 Quick - where's the salt? 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
2610 Salt. Wer're gonna need salt. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
2611 It's what we in the scientific community call a BFS. 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
2612 If you turn the binoculars around it’s not as bad as it looks 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
2613 It’s just a minor lab error. 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
2614 See, it’s a snail not a slug. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
2615 I think we can agree, that there's plenty of time to evacuate. 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
2616 He claims that he has an appointment for his second dose. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
2617 Never mind the water main... it’s headed for the botanical garden! 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
2618 We believe it's headed for Madison Square Garden. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
2619 He's running for governor with the tag line "Slime for a Change. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
2620 Do you really need the binoculars? It's a GIANT SNAIL! 1.3214 0.07256 56 40 14 2
2621 Quick! Grab a toothpick 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
2622 I knew dissolving the office of NaCl last year was premature! 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
2623 I told you we needed the SALT treaty! 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
2624 My guess is it's the revenge of the USPS against the policies of the last administration 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2625 Yes, it's causing a lot of damage, but at least it is doing it slowly. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2626 He is not Godzilla, but he will have to do. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
2627 With all due respect sir, it isn't the pace of the disaster that matters. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
2628 Remember, the Senator only said it's POSSIBLE this is Antifa disguising itself to make giant mutant snails look bad 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2629 Your lens caps are still on. 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
2630 Sir, I don’t see how this has anything to do with wind turbines. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
2631 We’ve sent an urgent request to scramble the fighters and mobilize the national guard, late next week 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
2632 But just look at it. I mean, how tall can these supertall skyscrapers get anyway? 150 stories? They’re completely changing the skyline and not for the better. It’s just not right, Smith. It’s just not right. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
2633 I suppose this was a bad week to defund the police. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2634 It's only a prototype, and it's a giant pepper shaker, but it's all we've got 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2635 It's not like it snuck up on us. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2636 After emerging from the lobby of Trump Tower, the new variant terrorized Gotham. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2637 Just another slimy politician moving into the neighborhood. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2638 At least my lab solved the problem of humans accidentally stepping on snails. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2639 You're right, terrifying, but I think we have time for a sandwich. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2640 Captain, I'm afraid your ship has snailed 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2641 It's slow and taking up the whole sidewalk. Confirming our suspicion it's a tourist species. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2642 Well, it's COVID time. Of course the city is sluggish. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2643 I'd say we've got about a week. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2644 She’s incensed about the relentless focus on the snail male. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2645 I'm shell-shocked! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2646 Go get ‘em slugger 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2647 The good news is I’m pretty sure the screaming masses that are about to come streaming out of buildings will be able to outrun it. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
2648 General, I think we need to break out the thermo-nuclear butter and garlic bomb! 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
2649 My brother is a chef and he would be interested. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
2650 For sure it's gonna hit that car by lunchtime 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
2651 We could feed half of France with that. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
2652 It's just the nature of Time in the COVID era.... 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
2653 I don’t think his “pace” is the issue at the moment. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
2654 We've concluded that the only way to stop it is to deploy a giant salt shaker. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
2655 ...Does it say Pfizer or Moderna? 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
2656 Here comes our emergency shipment of covid vaccines. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
2657 At least he's taking his time. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
2658 Three French chefs are after him 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
2659 And we will need a lot of butter sauce and chardonnay. 1.3194 0.06802 72 55 12 5
2660 It’s a slow-moving disaster. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
2661 You're right, it's a giant snail with a bad attitude. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2662 Want to grab lunch after this? 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
2663 Lucky for us, New York is an embarrassment of riches when it comes to rock salt. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
2664 We don’t have much time, sir...wait, never mind. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
2665 How much for a plate of six? 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
2666 They’re gonna use this as an excuse to shut down the economy again, aren’t they? 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2667 Walk!! That's the biggest snail I've ever seen. 1.3191 0.05065 94 65 28 1
2668 By my calculations, we’ve got about a year until it reaches downtown... 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
2669 Well, I guess after Covid and the coup we were due for something like this. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
2670 We warned about the Salt Ban! 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
2671 No I don't think it's an attack by the French 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
2672 You wanted farm rasied Escargot. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
2673 At least it's not during rush hour. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
2674 Looks like USPS really leaned into ‘snail-mail’ this year. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
2675 At least it’s faster than traffic 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
2676 I contacted the people on the next street over. I let them know they only have a week to evacuate. 1.3188 0.06017 69 48 20 1
2677 Yes, they have eyes. I could have told you that. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2678 If you can borrow NASA's laser, then I'll get the butter, shallots, parsley, and lemon. 1.3188 0.06017 69 48 20 1
2679 Who knew the whole East Side could get curbside delivery of escargot? 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
2680 Yes it's him, you can't see it from here but it has very thin orange hair. 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
2681 You see..it is much closer than it was last month! 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2682 I don't know Jim. When I flip the binoculars it looks pretty small to me. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2683 Based on our psychological profile, it's headed down 51st Street towards Le Bernardin. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
2684 We had some experiments in the lab and then, you know, Covid. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2685 Unfortunately,this Winter has decimated our salt reserves 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
2686 Alert the GOP! Progress is coming and we have to destroy that monster! 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
2687 This time we have a french problem, not a chinese one! 1.3182 0.07213 66 51 10 5
2688 Get me Gordon Ramsey 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2689 Invasion by the French? 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
2690 If we can get it out of it’s shell, it’ll become more sluggish 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
2691 Yes, sir, that is a rare mallard, but if you would just look a little to the left... 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
2692 At this rate, we’ll have to salt the roads year round. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
2693 It's eight stories high,why the binoculars? 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2694 Haute Cuisine is on the rise again. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2695 Looks like traffic is sluggish again. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2696 Let's just hope we get a new Postmaster General soon. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
2697 A common Madison Square Garden snail. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
2698 It's the new mail guy. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
2699 At least contact tracing should be pretty straight-forward in this case. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
2700 It appears that the path of destruction has become marginally longer. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
2701 We need to do something now! By nightfall it'll have destroyed everything from here to the corner. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
2702 It’s hard to tell whether this one is Pfizer or Moderna... 1.3175 0.08414 63 50 6 7
2703 Look at that S Car goooo—- 1.3173 0.06447 104 82 11 11
2704 I’d recommend the giant salt shaker over the hammer. 1.3173 0.04976 104 73 29 2
2705 Escargot away! 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
2706 Some good news, General Clark: At this speed, we won't have to evacuate Midtown for another eight months. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
2707 We had a lot of warning that this was coming. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2708 It's dangerous alright, but we have time. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
2709 Have you tried drizzling garlic butter on it and whacking it with a baguette? 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
2710 We think we’ve found the source of the GrapeNuts shortage 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
2711 Deploy the garlic butter sauce, and have the white wine on standby. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2712 The revenge of snail mail 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2713 Side effects to the vaccine can be troubling. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2714 I guess we should escargot. 1.3167 0.06506 60 42 17 1
2715 A new variant, but at least it’s slow moving. 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
2716 We're waiting on a seeing eye giraffe. 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
2717 Yup. It's a snail. Big one too. 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
2718 I warned them if they didn't dump DeJoy there'd be trouble. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2719 I wouldn’t worry about making any sudden moves.” 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2720 Captain, there is some time to waste - we must evacuate the city eventually! 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2721 Tell It the pizza is better in Hoboken. 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
2722 Be careful not to piss him off. He’s carrying all our mail for the past year. 1.3165 0.07328 79 62 9 8
2723 How it found its way here from Wuhan is uncertain 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
2724 Oh, 1000 gallons of garlic sauce should finish it. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2725 I guess we should have put down more salt. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2726 Salt ! And lots of it . 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2727 This will be followed by a tidal wave of wine and garlic butter. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2728 Very impressive Henri, but please tell me you preordered enough butter and garlic. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
2729 Launching missiles in 100, 99, 98, 97.... 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2730 We are going to need a shipload of garlic for this one! 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
2731 And you’re still quite certain you locked the gate? 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2732 It’ll taste better with a tsunami of garlic butter. 1.3158 0.06568 95 74 12 9
2733 'I thought you said you shipped that thing to Florida.' 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
2734 These basketball mascots are beginning to get a little out of hand. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2735 What's it saying? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2736 Vote NO on escargot GMO. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2737 Well, the good news is that we've got a month to figure out what to do. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
2738 Godzilla ordered take out again. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
2739 Do we have a Plan B if Godzilla doesn't show up? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2740 On the other hand, it will take five days to reach those buildings. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2741 Doc, now's not the time to warn me to stay away from salt. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2742 No, this is just another political hoax 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2743 If only we'd seen this coming sooner! 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2744 General, the tanker of garlic butter and radioactive Julie Child will arrive momentarily. 1.3158 0.05986 76 57 16 3
2745 It’s a new variant sir 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2746 A lot my patients still think the Giant Snail is a hoax 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2747 I think we're gonna need more butter. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
2748 I don't see how the binoculars help. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
2749 Garlic butter hose down, flamethrowers set at sauté- magnifique! 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
2750 Call out the DC National Guard - looks like we have 2 or 3 days before this thing threatens anything important. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
2751 Now's a good time for a bathroom break. He moves at a snails' pace. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2752 I'm a doctor, not a gardener. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2753 I told you he seemed a little sluggish. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2754 Just a few more tweaks and these new postal trucks should be ready for rollout. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2755 He demanded all the vaccines at once. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
2756 It may be time for you to look into corrective lenses, Sir 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2757 Another slimeball! 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
2758 Yes, Stewart, I’m thrilled you’ve found the asteroid through those but if you put them down I think you’ll gain some much needed perspective. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
2759 This variant seems to creep up on you 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2760 Where the hell is Godzilla, or at least Kong!? New Yorkers deserve a better class of monster. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2761 They'll leave a good trail. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
2762 You distract it, I'll get some salt to sprinkle on it. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2763 We've filled Madison Square Garden with butter and garlic Trucks loads of parsley will lure him in. I'll call you when lunch is ready. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
2764 My god, it's an escargot~~back for revenge. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
2765 I have a contingency plan. An army of French chefs is on the way. 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
2766 Man, you need to get your eyes tested. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
2767 At this rate downtown will be destroyed in several years! 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2768 Ok, I see what you mean now. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2769 He has really evolved while living on his own in the city. 1.3143 0.05948 70 49 20 1
2770 Get the salt trucks! 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
2771 We'll be in big trouble in a week or two 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2772 He's probably just out there looking for some good romaine lettuce. 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
2773 We asked for a dragon and look what we got! 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2774 The only known remedy is butter and garlic 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2775 Whoa Doc! With the binoculars, this thing is really HUGE! 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2776 If we don’t do something, the city will be flattened in years. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2777 Is this the 5G? 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
2778 Gosh, is it March already? 1.3143 0.06914 70 54 11 5
2779 Do you realize that in two days there will be no garlic sauce in the whole city? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
2780 I’d say now it’s okay to use a lot of salt 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2781 How far back is that giant bowl of garlic butter now? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2782 Quick, it's only a matter of weeks before he gets to the next block. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2783 Send a letter to the SWAT. Tell them we’ll link up at the next intersection, in a month. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2784 I thought you said the vaccine had only minor side effects 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
2785 We've been warning you about this guy for months, sir. How are you just noticing? 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
2786 Meanwhile Harvey just tried to come out of his shell and have the slime of his life. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2787 A massive salt drop would probably be your best bet" 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2788 Granted that development of our Weapon of Mass Destruction prototype is going slower than expected 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2789 We have a chance. It’s approaching at a snail’s pace. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2790 Hold those the other way and things won't look so bad. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2791 Plenty of time to evacuate 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2792 A little to the left. 1.3134 0.06454 67 50 14 3
2793 Sir, SWAT team says beer-filled pie tin is good-to-go. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2794 Chef! We are going to need more butter and garlic and those little forks won't be big enough! 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2795 The good news is we still have plenty of time to evacuate. 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2796 We could pull a climate change and hope it's too slow for anyone to notice... 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
2797 How do you tell a snail to go home? 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2798 According to my calculations, we’re going to need 100 tons of butter, 15 tons of diced shallots, and a nice dry Burgundy. 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
2799 Will it make it to the capital? Slowly but steadily, sir. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2800 We should run. Technically, we could walk.” contes 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2801 We've called in the French Forage Legion. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
2802 I recommend parsley and one hundred pounds of butter. 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
2803 Yeah I see it, but this feels like that climate change malarkey. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2804 Shoot...I forgot to salt the road again 1.3133 0.05401 83 58 24 1
2805 Escargot? Es cars no-go. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2806 See anything interesting? 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
2807 Did you know snail slime can tighten wrinkles? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2808 Sir, it appears to be a tourist, should we offer directions... or destroy it? 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
2809 Tell the chef that he's going to need a bigger skillet. 1.3131 0.05679 99 76 17 6
2810 Why not try butter, white wine, garlic ... a little parsley. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
2811 The giant caviar will be here shortly sir. 1.3131 0.05495 99 78 16 5
2812 Well, this is definitely the worst variant. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
2813 I think we've got a couple of minutes before we need to run screaming toward the river. 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
2814 A bit more to your left. Can you see it? 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2815 The good news? Your grandma in a tricycle can outrun it. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2816 It devoured Central Park. Salt trucks are our only chance. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2817 In another month the whole half block will be destroyed! 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
2818 Would now be a bad time to ask for that raise, Sir? 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2819 Have you tried garlic butter? 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2820 Yup, I think it's enough escargot for everyone. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2821 Looks like snail mail delivery has caught up with Amazon. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
2822 She is mad that I’m not the *real* Dr. Dolittle. It’s because I’m black. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2823 Forget the Jewish Space Laser, sir. Two truckloads of salt should do the trick. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2824 Any chance you could hold your fire until the garlic butter gets into position? 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2825 Well, Macy’s let the GMO lab participate this year. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
2826 Run! It's Escargodzilla! 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
2827 Call in a salt strike. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
2828 Nope. I can’t tell if he got Pfizer, Moderna or J & J. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
2829 Go for its soft underbelly—it'll feed 10 restaurants. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2830 We need to call in the Marines--or a French chef. 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
2831 Yeah, Joe...you were right, it is a big bug problem. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
2832 What you can’t see? 1.3125 0.05215 80 55 25 0
2833 It escaped from the lab. One minute it was there. Nine months later it was gone. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
2834 Just look at that escargot! 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2835 It’s horrible and nothing can stop it. But, on the bright side, we have DAYS to evacuate. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2836 It might be possible, but can we get that much butter right away? 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
2837 Do you see it? It's a Kirtland’s Warbler. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2838 Uh oh, we've been slimed! 1.3117 0.05313 77 58 17 2
2839 I already know it’s moving at a snail’s pace! 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2840 The Postal Service thought a larger snail might help. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2841 He missed the Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2842 Damn the bleeding hearts and their SALT treaty -- our hands are tied! 1.3117 0.05921 77 58 16 3
2843 Doc, you said the slow and steady win the race? 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
2844 ‘Send the National Guard! But tell them they can take their time, no rush.’ 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2845 Just get some DNA. We'll work on a vaccine. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
2846 It’s either from space or a deranged department store! 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
2847 To be honest, we knew this was coming. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
2848 Try zooming out, then focus. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
2849 I told you to hurry! Now you won't be able to see the Chrysler Building for an hour and a half. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
2850 It’s the MTA redevelopment plan! 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2851 If we don't stop it, the city is going to be totally slimed in about six months. 1.3111 0.05155 90 68 19 3
2852 We’re doing our best to put the brakes on this situation 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2853 It'll take a while to find that much salt, but fortunately there's no hurry. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2854 My GOD! You are right. I just did not notice. It moves so slow! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2855 It's the mail. They've consolidated service. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2856 It says “USPD”. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2857 Drop the missiles. Let’s use some salt 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2858 Is this the Real Deal, or just another B movie on location? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2859 Don’t act so surprised, you’ve seen him coming for weeks. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2860 Two more minutes, George, then time to go home. It’ll still be here tomorrow. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2861 I'm sure the city's got enough salt for this. Tell me about the municipal butter supply. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2862 That thar is the Postmaster General For Snail Mail 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2863 He's looking for his mail. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2864 The good news is that we can evacuate in an orderly fashion. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2865 Ah! You mean that giant snail! 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2866 We’re out of New York minutes, and at best, we’re looking at hours on end. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2867 So, this is how I die. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2868 It looks like a bad reaction to the first vaccination 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
2869 It will be a slow news day 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2870 We've got to act fast to stop it! Definitely within the next couple months. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2871 At this rate the city will be destroyed by 2025! 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
2872 It's too big, right? 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
2873 His lips are pretty thin, but I think he said this is his last offer. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
2874 The bad news: we've lost 5th Ave. The good news: It'll take him a month to reach Broadway. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
2875 I don't care is it's kosher, just get the salt! 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
2876 Simply incredible. Eighth floor, second window from the left. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
2877 The next generation will handle it. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
2878 It seems to be a snail 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2879 Nope, it's in the commuter parking zone. I can't tow it until after 5pm. 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
2880 It’s the ones we don’t see we need to worry about.” 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
2881 A couple of egg shells should do the trick 1.3103 0.06603 58 41 16 1
2882 Sir, I believe attacking the shell first may buy us some more time; they are more sluggish without it! 1.3100 0.05064 100 71 27 2
2883 Mutant slime beast" isn't technically correct, sir. It's actually a gastropod 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2884 Get Macron on the line. We need les poilus. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2885 Snail mail is back and she's mad as hell 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2886 I recommend a couple of really large blocks of salt. 1.3099 0.06529 71 54 13 4
2887 Postmaster DeJoy has always been something of a literalist. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2888 Doc, I guess the City's recovery after COVID is going to be sluggish. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2889 Snail mail is a huge problem these days. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
2890 Despite our efforts to dissuade him, the mayor insisted that replacing garbage trucks with massive detritivorous mollusks would win him more green votes. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2891 It’s calling for unity. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2892 Unfortunately, I’m not authorized to handle such a slow-moving crisis. But why don’t you give me another call when it’s absolutely too late for anything be done? 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2893 We are living in unprecedented times. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2894 Looks like French food is sweeping the streets of new York! 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2895 So is this a riot or a protest 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
2896 Under-funded research is always going to move at a snail's pace 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
2897 You're looking at COVID-20. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
2898 My God Frank, at this rate the monster will destroy that taxicab by next Thursday! 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
2899 I mean, I love escargot. But this one is just too much to stomach. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
2900 Don’t worry about the monster eating you. Worry about the slime trail. 1.3095 0.05350 84 61 21 2
2901 It's not as bad as you think. Remember, the binoculars adds 10 pounds. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
2902 The giant salt shaker is delayed an hour, but at least he won't make it further than half a block. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
2903 Sir, I think it would be prudent to get the French expert back on the phone before we make eight tons of garlic-parsley butter. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
2904 The Mayor said our idea to parachute in French Chefs with flamethrowers, garlic, and butter sounds delicious, but he’s sending over the salt trucks just in case... 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
2905 Don't worry, it won't hit that building for another three years. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
2906 He wants the big apple. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
2907 But on the positive side, we still have years before the problem reaches us. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2908 I say we add the salt first, then later we'll pour the melted butter. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
2909 I’ll start evacuating the city early next week. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
2910 I've put in the order for 500 pounds of butter and an entire field of garlic. But I think we can skip the tiny forks. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2911 The magnification is really amazing. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2912 Do you have any rock salt left over from winter road maintenance. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2913 You’ve taken this lab grown meat thing to a whole other level; up close it looks just like chicken. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2914 As predicted, SNAIL-CoV-21 has proven to be exceptionally destructive. 1.3088 0.06021 68 48 19 1
2915 Legend has it, it reawakens whenever the postal system is threatened. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2916 Well, at least it's slow moving and visible. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2917 Here comes 2021 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
2918 Sir, we believe the best tactic to destroy this mutation is through direct a-salt. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2919 I can never get these things to focus. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2920 do you see it? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2921 Not to worry Sir. It’s just another gift from France.” 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
2922 Well, the way I figure, we’ve got about a week before we’re really in trouble. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2923 Drop the salt! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2924 Slow down, mister! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2925 Darn male snail! 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
2926 QUICK! Contact the Morton's Salt girl! Or, get a whole bunch of garlic and butter cuz we're having a FEAST tonight! 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
2927 Is he the one who delivers my snail mail? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2928 There's my wife! 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
2929 Our only option is to fill the stadium with beer to drown it. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
2930 Its a good thing that that Taxi is a car bomb. 1.3077 0.05567 78 57 19 2
2931 It's either headed to Slimes Square or Shell's Kitchen. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2932 I just need to know if the wisdom teeth have come in yet. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
2933 The good news is, it will take 3 days to get here. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2934 A Mr. Alain Ducasse is offering a reward. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2935 The French Foreign Legion is on their way with the condition that we bring the wine. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
2936 Respectfully, you can see it with the naked eye. 1.3077 0.07022 52 37 14 1
2937 At that pace, it won't reach us before global warming gets it. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2938 Midtown traffic has been slowed to a snail's pace. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2939 I see a Butter and Garlic Shortage Coming Soon" 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2940 The good news is we've still got a little time. 1.3077 0.06172 65 46 18 1
2941 He took the bait! 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2942 No, I said "let's nail it"! 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2943 If you look closely, there seems to be a snail. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2944 It appears size does matter. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2945 Aye, she's a beauty. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2946 Technically it’s fine till alt-side parking is over at 12:00. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2947 Is that giant salt shaker still in the warehouse? 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2948 I'm not sure we have a saucer of beer big enough to tempt him, Sir... 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
2949 The mayor said this polls better than snow on the streets. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
2950 Our French Allies are standing by to deploy the butter and garlic. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
2951 Doc, I'm pretty sure it's a snail 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2952 ... it's Latin for 'ginormous snail' 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2953 This is going to be slow and painful. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
2954 Well, if she sees her shadow it's 6 more months of wearing masks 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
2955 Get me a line to every french restaurant south of 72nd st. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2956 So my wife says, 'No I didn't forget your birthday." And I say, 'Well then what day is it? Then she says, 'I'm not gonna tell you but I know.' Can you believe that? 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
2957 Before we die, I’m afraid I have some bad news. You’re incredibly farsighted. 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
2958 Great! Here comes that COVID-19 vaccine delivery we were promised 1.3077 0.07140 78 61 10 7
2959 Now, this is the type of disaster that we’ll have enough time to fix. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2960 The slower pace of this mutation is encouraging, don’t you think, Doc? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2961 You think that snails slow? You should have seen the traffic I had to deal with on the way here. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
2962 These insurance mascots are getting out of hand. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
2963 Our models suggest that it is a slow-moving threat. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
2964 The destruction you see on this block happened in just 4 days 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
2965 I told you the City should’ve salted the roads BEFORE it arrived. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
2966 We’re gonna need Jean-George to deal with escargotzilla here... 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
2967 This is what happens when you grow huge amounts of slow food 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
2968 The French chef in town likes to experiment. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2969 The lab boys said that if you can't see a weak spot soon, this could turn into a real slugfest. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2970 Don’t be alarmed, they are usually vegetarians. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2971 Oh, he’s every bit as bad as Godzilla, he’s just slower. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2972 I'm really surprised to see it, considering how heavily we salted the roads 1.3067 0.05360 75 54 20 1
2973 Let me have a look before the Chrysler Building's obstructed again. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2974 Can you at least look at me while I'm talking to you? 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2975 I TOLD you street cleaning was on Tuesdays. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2976 I warned side-effects included feeling sluggish 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2977 The Post Office is taking Snail Mail rather literally 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
2978 I thought Trump was in Florida? 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2979 This might take a while. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2980 How was the post office supposed to find a uniform to fit her? 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2981 Sir,did you know that snails move much faster when there's water spraying out of the road? 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2982 It appears that the mail service is getting desperate 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2983 Texas got snow. We got snail” 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2984 The trucks have been leisurely salting the roads at their convenience and we’ve alerted the city to evacuate when they get around to it. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2985 We’re gonna need a bigger shaker of salt. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
2986 This time it's a slow-moving disaster. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
2987 It's a gastropod,sir, not an "Oh my God". 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
2988 THIS COULD TAKE SOME TIME,SIR. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
2989 In retrospect,we shouldn't have fed it the macrogreens. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2990 Looks like the Texas power company is finally getting its act together. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2991 at least it’s not tweeting 1.3059 0.07105 85 68 8 9
2992 Any French Resteraunts in town? 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
2993 Two words: Hot butter. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2994 We need to try something stronger than snail bait! 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2995 Don't worry. The French are sending 1000 chefs and a plane full of butter. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2996 Looks like we're going to need a lot more butter. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2997 We're gonna need more butter and garlic. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2998 Yes the progress is slow, the path of devastation is huge but the real problems is what to do with all that slime! 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2999 Could it be a new variant? 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
3000 We should have removed the Trump sign from the front of the hotel. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3001 We'll be in serious trouble here next week. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3002 I had Giant Snail for March on my 2021 BINGO card! 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3003 the Wallflowers must be playing at the garden tonight 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
3004 Here we escargot! 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3005 It’s a little sluggish; maybe another 20 years until it destroys the city 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3006 And you thought that Uber was slow. 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
3007 I have requested that the Highway Department advise their stocks of road salt immediately sir. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
3008 There will be no further destruction if we outlaw escargot 1.3053 0.04980 95 67 27 1
3009 The public is losing impatiens with our response. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
3010 I'm sorry Lieutenant, but you don't need binoculars to know that the mail is finally here. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
3011 When will you start believing scientists! You don't need those to see that she's not weaing a mask. 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
3012 General, I am afraid to say this type of catastrophe will take a long time to go away 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
3013 I think we can justify using salt 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
3014 I said the COVID vaccine line down the street was a "snail's pace," not a "snail's place." 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
3015 The worst part is cleaning up the slime. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
3016 Can you see our lab technician? She said she would be waving at us at the gap in the front teeth. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
3017 I heard there was going to be a slugfest but this is ridiculous! 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
3018 It’s an international study with the French. 1.3049 0.05401 82 58 23 1
3019 Slime has finally challenged our civic edifices. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
3020 They all look the same to me too. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
3021 I see DeJoy delivered the snail male. 1.3049 0.05401 82 58 23 1
3022 Don’t worry. By the time he gets here, we’ll all be dead. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
3023 It's going to cause a lot of damage by2030. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
3024 I fear a slow death, with chances of survival from slime to none. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
3025 Louis Dejoy's idea. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
3026 So, the permanent underfunding of our research department started to cause a bit of a stir... 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
3027 We can take our time with this one. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
3028 You’re making the problem bigger than it needs to be. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
3029 Apparently 2020 didn't take all the infestations away. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
3030 At least it only destroys things at a snails pace 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
3031 The slime is going to be our biggest problem. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
3032 We knew the longterm effects of the vaccine were a mystery; maybe the addition of Roundup wasn't a good idea 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
3033 Yes, our plan for farm-raised escargot appears to have exceeded expectations just a bit 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
3034 It's a big snail, Captain. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
3035 Okay,you win 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
3036 Let's get a coffee, he'll be awhile. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
3037 And another interesting fact is that they don’t have teeth, they have radula. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
3038 Beats me. You're in charge of slime prevention. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
3039 The internet sure beats snail mail. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
3040 Officer, let's talk over coffee. We've got time. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
3041 Our only hope is to lure him to the brewery. 1.3043 0.05950 69 49 19 1
3042 I think you’re missing the bigger picture 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
3043 We only recovered one slug on the scene, but we believe it did some significant damage, Doctor. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
3044 On the upside, speeding related accidents have slowed down. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
3045 No rush, but I need the keys to the beer locker. 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
3046 Why is everyone so concerned about this loyal patriot heading for the capital when we haven’t found any evidence of voter fraud yet.... 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
3047 Admiral, shall we authorize the salt airdrop? Tokyo is under 10 feet of slime as we speak 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
3048 I think he’s just super late to the Macy’s Day Parade. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
3049 The beer just made him more reckless" 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
3050 The garlic butter cannon just made him more angry. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
3051 I guess we should have let you-know-who keep his name on that building. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
3052 I got here as slowly as I could. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
3053 fortunately a rare mutant strain that spreads very slowly 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
3054 It’s the escargot that ate Paris. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
3055 That's a big fucking snail 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
3056 My sources tell me he escaped from a French bistro. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
3057 Our early research suggests he’s on pace to destroy the city in six months. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
3058 Here comes the promise of a speedier vaccine rollout 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
3059 Well, it's certainly double-parked if nothing else. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
3060 Sir, it looks like a slippery situation” “John please.. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
3061 Yes, I can see now how we may have a problem. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
3062 If you see it too, don’t tell me! If you don’t see it, don’t tell me! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
3063 It’s the new Escargot variant from France!” 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
3064 Sir, I assure you the binoculars aren’t necessary.” # 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
3065 Actually, salt will cause more damage than the snail. 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
3066 I don’t believe it, but he’s actually speeding up traffic. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
3067 Better call Mayor Doolittle. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
3068 It's heading for that smart car! Wow, look at that S car go! 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
3069 Who’s the architect? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
3070 Looks like the R is above ground now 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
3071 Global warming caused this! 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
3072 It will take 24 hours to melt the butter, then you can get him. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
3073 Of course we could always out-run it. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
3074 It’s amazing what pepper will do. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
3075 He's the snail mail... 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
3076 Currently at intersection of 3rd Avenue and 44th Street ... heading north ... should be at 45th Street in ...3 weeks? 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
3077 You’re right. That’s the same one as last time! 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
3078 Yes, it's dangerous, but we can easily outrun it. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
3079 The lab’s response to the escargot shortage may have been too swift. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
3080 At least we have time on our side. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
3081 Initial diagnosis is a glut of snail mail. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
3082 We get one shot. Tell your pilots to arm the shaker when they’re directly overhead. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
3083 This could slowly turn into a catastrophe—so let’s mail a letter to the governor ASAP. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
3084 Just a reminder...your parking permit expires in an hour. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
3085 Apparently Godzilla is under a two week quarantine due to COViD exposure, this is the best we could do on such short notice 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
3086 It’s moving faster than justice but slower than gentrification; what precinct do you think it works for? 1.3030 0.06095 66 47 18 1
3087 So, how many pigeons do you estimate are on the Chrysler Building? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
3088 We don’t know what it wants, but I think we have time to figure it out. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
3089 Bad news: we think it’s looking for its master, but Trump’s in Florida. 1.3026 0.07728 76 62 5 9
3090 At this pace we should probably grab lunch. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
3091 It's time we called the French. 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
3092 Joey Ramone was right, Slugs and snails are after me. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
3093 This is what happens when the Post Office attempts to speed up mail delivery. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
3094 Is this the new French Quarter? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
3095 Hoping it will just go away is all well and good, but science suggests we call in the salt trucks. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
3096 Darn! I left the garlic and butter at home. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
3097 Sir, we believe it's some sort of snail. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
3098 ...the French are sending their best chefs 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
3099 Our mollusk investigator recorded her saying, "Escargot this, People, I'm coming for dinner!" 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
3100 My God! It’s the us post office! 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
3101 Dr. You finally succeeded in turning Congress into it's natural animal form 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
3102 Can you believe the French eat these things? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
3103 We call this one, Slowvid-19 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
3104 Hurry, it could destroy the city any week now! 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
3105 It's the King Kong mutation. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
3106 OMG! Get Ted Cruise a Snickers Bar, ASAP! 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
3107 And I thought 2020 was slow. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
3108 Don’t worry sir, it’ll take him a while to get here. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
3109 This species is known to have trouble parking. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
3110 Summon all the salt trucks! 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
3111 He has delusions of being a slugfest champ. 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
3112 It’s a small world after all 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
3113 He's laying down a slime path for the Trump sons to find their way out of town. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
3114 Slow and harmless... unless he sees the menu at Le Bernardin. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
3115 We saw him coming with Godzilla in 1954. We've been waiting. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
3116 I don't know what to do, but I know we have some time to work it out. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
3117 Given the slow moving nature of the crisis we can easily deny the science 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
3118 I'm afraid the new pesticide may have weird effects on the local fauna, Sir... 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
3119 Oh yeah, that's definitely Fred. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
3120 We think you should shell it. 1.3014 0.05749 73 55 16 2
3121 Looks like he is not looking for parking place. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
3122 It does seem to move at a snails pace. But 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
3123 Just get me a two tined fork, Jacques Pépin, and a crapload of melted butter. 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
3124 Better move back General, the salting planes are coming in. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
3125 Our experiments show we can bring it down with a generous combination of heat, butter and garlic. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
3126 Surfs up,numb nuts. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
3127 This is nothing! I saw a cockroach the size of a mouse the other day. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
3128 Needs more garlic. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
3129 ... you were right; it appears three drops was a bit too much. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
3130 No, it's definitely not a parade balloon. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
3131 Leave it alone. It's delivering vaccine. 1.3012 0.07013 83 66 9 8
3132 We only have 2 hours until he reaches that building. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
3133 I'm heading out for an early start on the weekend, Captain. I'll meet you back here on Monday. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
3134 Well, it took him long enough to get here." 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
3135 Look on the bright side. Snails are not carnivores. And besides, it will feed a lot of French people. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
3136 How tall is the Morton Salt girl? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
3137 It's here to avenge the escargot, better warn the French restaurants. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
3138 They say snail mail is taking over again. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
3139 „Turns out the anti-vaxxers were right all along. People actually do turn into giant snails once they get the shot...“ 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
3140 He might be new to the city, but he can stay. He brought his own housing. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
3141 Apparently it escaped from Restaurant Daniel. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
3142 If we could just find some way to lead it to the Morton factory... 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
3143 Slow and Steady destroys our race 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
3144 Salting the roads could've prevented yet another disaster in Texas 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
3145 ? Who let the snails out? 1.3000 0.05454 80 64 13 3
3146 How could you POSSibly need those to see that thing?! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
3147 "Maybe we should re-open the SALT talks.". 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3148 The French restaurant on 34th street wants to take care of it, they have some ideas. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
3149 is it my Uber? 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
3150 Turn them around... that's why everything looks tiny. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3151 Trump should never have messed with snail-mail. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
3152 Seems to be proceeding at a snail's pace 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
3153 This is what comes of using chemicals to create larger escargot 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
3154 You should see the slime track! 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3155 Our research was moving at a snail’s pace, and then this happened... 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3156 It wants to be known as the Snail Male. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3157 At least we'll have time to evacuate the city 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
3158 At least the destruction is restricted to 5th avenue. Snail's pace is an understatement. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3159 It’s going to be ok, he’s an empty shell. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
3160 The Saltines seem to have done the trick; it's slowing down. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3161 I think the French police would know how to handle this. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
3162 So, that's what they meant by "snail mail." 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
3163 Don’t worry, he’s going at a snail’s pace. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
3164 The butter and garlic is ready, general. 1.3000 0.05454 80 57 22 1
3165 Everybody, run, I hear the French spin-off even has an omniscient narrator! 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
3166 Another reason we don't recommend re-opening outdoor dining. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
3167 Just saying, a pharmacist and a doorman wouldn't be my A-team. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
3168 The vaccine rollout is too slow. Even for him" 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
3169 You can’t look away. I’ve been watching right here for two years. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
3170 I think he's looking for a mailbox 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
3171 And you thought it was tough getting a taxi before.” 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
3172 Doctor, you Sssnailed it! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
3173 sorry sir. CDC doesn’t have guidelines for this one. @krlaboss 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3174 Get me 500 lbs of melted garlic butter stat! 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3175 is that our Ubereats delivery guy? 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3176 Do you think it’s slower than my internet? 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3177 I’m going to the bathroom, I’ll be right back 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
3178 See, I told you it was big. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
3179 He said speed up the snail mail, not the snail trail. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
3180 Most of them are edible. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
3181 We think he caught it from a human in the lab. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
3182 No, I said it's *got* a big foot. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
3183 Sir we have the sodium chloride reserves you requested ready to deploy at your command 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
3184 We've completed the analysis. At this pace, he'll have the city destroyed in about 11 years. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
3185 What annoys me is the overall slime factor. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
3186 We're gonna need a bigger pot. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
3187 Doctor, it's the Seaside corona Variant but don't worry, it won't spread as fast as the other variants. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
3188 Similarly, we are predicting a slow path to recovery. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
3189 It's just snail mail. 1.2987 0.05566 77 58 17 2
3190 I ordered a car to go, not escargot. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
3191 Do Something! It'll be here in an hour! 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
3192 I think you're right. It certainly looks like Cryptomphalus aspersum. It's really the shape of the shell that defines the species. Is there anything special about this one that merits logging in? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
3193 Fortunately, at this rate we might have enough time for the Republicans to approve some sort of counter-measure. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
3194 My God, the Chrysler looks amazing. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
3195 I knew that escargot would come back to haunt me 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
3196 Data suggests that it absolutely will not trail off. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
3197 Good news is that the rampaging slime is on the way south. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
3198 This’ll kill the price of escargot futures. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
3199 On the bright side, he delivers the mail really well 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
3200 Technically, he’s still under house arrest 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
3201 We're going to need a lot of butter and garlic. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
3202 His partner used the African penis powder to enhance his size! 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
3203 We are ready to begin the shelling 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
3204 I know, but otherwise it's perfectly harmless. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
3205 More salt. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
3206 Our most advanced binoculars yet, sir. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
3207 Now do you believe me? 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
3208 That’s no ordinary Russian snail Doc 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
3209 This is a disaster in slow motion. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
3210 What do you see,General. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
3211 Have you tried using slug shells? 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
3212 At least it won't be moving very fast. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
3213 You have to evacuate the city. You only have a year. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
3214 Good thing we salted the roads yesterday 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
3215 How high does the Fibonacci sequence go? 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
3216 I was one day away from retirement. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
3217 What crisis? I don't see it coming. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
3218 Unbelievable, he’s not even wearing a mask! 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
3219 With crosstown traffic it'll take hours to get downtown. 1.2982 0.06113 57 40 17 0
3220 They used Miracle Gro on the lettuce crop again, didn't they? 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
3221 He really thinks he's running again in 2024?? 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
3222 Looks like that SALT Treaty was a huge failure. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
3223 yes, it's really Trump riding it 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
3224 Relax, Officer. The Covid vaccine rollout has shown us exactly how slow a snail's pace is. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
3225 Next week it’ll hit fifth Avenue. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
3226 At this rate, it will be in L.A. by 2024 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
3227 I’m not certain, officer. I recommend following the trail. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
3228 He's annoyed, because I trained him to go slow, and he misses all the green lights. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
3229 He says he is looking for the Museum of Natural History. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
3230 Wherever happened to fast food? 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
3231 It appears to be retreating at a snail's pace. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
3232 you need binoculars to see how big and bad the situation is? 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
3233 He’s waiting for his vaccine. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
3234 Yes, we get it. Traffic's moving at a snail's pace. You're hilarious. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
3235 The Guggenheim! It's on the move! 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
3236 non union Uber 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
3237 apparently,it does not intend to wear a mask. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
3238 We think it came from a pool of radioactive garlic butter. 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
3239 I’m going for coffee. Want one? 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
3240 He thinks that he can do whatever he wants now that he got his first vaccine shot 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
3241 Turn the binoculars the other way and you can handle it with a pair of tweezers. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
3242 I just got these binoculars ok? Let me have my thing. We need to move further back. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
3243 He was pretty easy to find, mainly due to his massive size, the destruction, and the number of people complaining about being slimed. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
3244 Have you called Le Parisien Bistrot? 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
3245 We're going to need a bigger butter dish. And garlic, lots of garlic. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
3246 Tell me Mr White Policeman, what do you see? 1.2969 0.08237 64 52 5 7
3247 Hopefully Biden's Infrastructure Plan won't be like Trump's: larger than life, tied to shell companies, moving at a snail's pace, and leaving a messy trail. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
3248 My god, it's gotta be something like 60 feet!" "Actually, sir, snails have a single ventral foot, contractions allow it to 'glide' forwards with a wave-shaped motio-- 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
3249 If only we listened to Bill Gates 10 years ago... 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
3250 Kind of inevitable with downtown house prices. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
3251 I guess we never should have tossed him out the door two years ago. 1.2969 0.05756 64 47 16 1
3252 They’re calling this Urban Composting, Chief. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
3253 She escaped from the lab. If you turn your binoculars around, it’s only half as bad 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
3254 You boys in the lab really nailed it this time! These binoculars make even a snail look gigantic! 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
3255 No cause for alarm. Its only destroying civilisation slowly. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
3256 I can never remember is it salt or pepper? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
3257 I don't think this one came from China, General. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
3258 Not to worry, general, my research indicates they don't make sudden moves. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
3259 Look closely. There appears to be a cavity in number 2,334. That's no doubt what's causing the erratic behavior. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
3260 This is gonna be short-lived. The brewery is just up the street. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
3261 It should not cause much damage as it's only moving a snail's pace. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
3262 Looks like the evening commute will be slower than usual. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
3263 I’d say at the current pace of attack, he’ll be upon us in 7 hours. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
3264 pill stuck in the throat 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
3265 Sure, we knew hee had escaped the lab, but had no idea he was so ambitious. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
3266 See what happens when you take the vaccine 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
3267 I’m just not surprised anymore. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
3268 Remember when we thought nature was taking over while we were in lockdown? They just took awhile to get here. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
3269 They're introducing the new Sluggers nickname for the Cleveland baseball team. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3270 Do you think it will get here next week? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
3271 Now that’s a variant, Doc! 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3272 I don't think his size is slowing him down 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
3273 That didn't happen when we tested it on the mice! 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3274 I think I can safely predict an outbreak of Slime Disease 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3275 It was sodium killed the beast. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3276 Oh, look! Here comes the mail. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3277 It's not a horned god, Carmody, it's a damned snail. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3278 I thought this neighborhood was zoned against mobile homes. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3279 Do you... do you see it now? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3280 See the hidden door? It's a Trojan Snail. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3281 When life gives you escargot... 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3282 In my I opinion, the destruction will be slow but the slimy aftermath will be endless 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3283 I told you we should have asked for more salt. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
3284 That's a whale of a snail. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3285 I've been meaning to fix that lid. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3286 This thing's almost as slimy as Cuomo, sir 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3287 Well Fred, another result of closing a fancy restaurant. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
3288 The snail bait had no effect. Walk for your life! 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
3289 « Our French correspondant tells me an intricate mixture of garlic butter and parsley is our only hope » 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
3290 Gary from "Sponge Bob" The later years. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
3291 If we don’t do something soon, this city will be destroyed in 357 years! 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
3292 Well, at least we took Mike’s suggestion to test it on snails before mice. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
3293 Still don’t see anything. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
3294 It's a little more to your left... 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
3295 Ok, what'd you do this time. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
3296 Wait for it. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
3297 It looks like...it's saying we can quarantine in its shell. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
3298 Sir, I recommend that we accept his demand for a commemorative stamp to honor snail mail. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
3299 We've successfully weaponized the butter and garlic sauce 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
3300 This snail mail just keeps getting worse 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
3301 The white snail. 1.2949 0.04510 78 59 19 0
3302 looks like our escargot experiment got little out of hand 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
3303 That's GOT to be what destroyed all my lettuce last year. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
3304 You can call an all out a-salt. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
3305 this is a developing story 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
3306 After budget cuts to street sweeping, the mayor asked for innovative alternatives. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
3307 The real challenge will be convincing people not to drive on the roads after. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
3308 On the bright side, we should be able to escape his wrath with merely a brisk walking stride. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
3309 The non-GMO folks are going to have a field day. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
3310 Well, the Groundhog said winter was over, so we cleaned all the salt off the road; they might be in cohorts with each other. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
3311 '"But, on the upside, if we drop some butter and garlic on it, there's enough escargot there to feed all of Tribeca!" 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
3312 Oh, so for the giant snail you're going to investigate before shooting. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3313 Let's just deny it's there. That way someone else can deal with it. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
3314 The creature is passing 23rd. For the love of god,send an EMS: anyone located at 5th Ave and 22nd Street,begin evacuating in the next three hours. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
3315 Why do you need binoculars? He's, like, right there. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3316 It’s a giant snail, officer. 1.2941 0.05567 68 48 20 0
3317 Yes, you’re correct... another slug for a Mayor. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3318 My colleagues and I found that if you turn the binoculars around, it looks more like an hors d'oeuvre, which is easier to deal with in the abstract. 1.2941 0.07856 68 55 6 7
3319 You should try out glasses sometime. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3320 Operation 'Giant Snail' is going perfectly, Sir. 1.2941 0.05157 68 53 13 2
3321 This has to be a record for escargot. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
3322 This is clearly a Tokyo variant. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3323 I'm afraid it's the strain with the shifty eyes. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3324 The Morton helicopter is loaded and on its way. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
3325 Not close enough 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3326 You might want to move your car, sir. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3327 I think it’ll be fine 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3328 We need to act fast... we’ll, we need to act 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
3329 ... and you said the salt didn’t work? 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3330 They said publicly funded snail-proofing was socialism 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3331 It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3332 At least it’s destroying the city slower than the corona virus 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3333 “The Macy’s parade is back!” 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
3334 Actually, we do have quite a bit of time... 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
3335 We'll need tons of butter, garlic and parsley. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
3336 Are your eyes really that bad? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
3337 FAUCI SAYS SAYS HE'LL BE GONE BY FALL IF WE WEAR MASKS, STAY SIX FEET AWAY, AND TRUST SCIENCE. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
3338 Are you seeing what I am seeing ? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
3339 Still think we should sign that salt treaty? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
3340 When they called it “slow-moving coup”, they meant it. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
3341 Our containment efforts just sort of slid away from us. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
3342 All we know at this point is that the destruction happens a lot faster in the movies. 1.2933 0.05293 75 58 15 2
3343 It seems the threat is large, but slow moving. I suggest we do nothing. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
3344 It is my professional opinion that you need glasses. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
3345 I think we are going to need a bigger salt shaker. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
3346 As you can plainly see,one of his wisdom teeth is impacted. It explains everything 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
3347 Couldn’t you have just thought of the Stay Puft marshmallow man? 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
3348 We’ve seen this coming for years, sir. We just couldn’t get anyone to believe us. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
3349 We have no more than a few days to get out of its path. 1.2931 0.06029 58 41 17 0
3350 Sir, if we don’t do something in the next 2-3 hours that car will be crushed! 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
3351 Is this the way to Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
3352 Make sure this doesn't cause a slow-down on the FDR 1.2929 0.05420 99 80 15 4
3353 escarstop 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
3354 I have to warn you, we are out of garlic butter. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
3355 When is the last time you had your eyes checked ? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
3356 It's the last entry from Macy's. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
3357 We’re going to need a REALLY big shaker of salt. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
3358 And to think, I was looking forward to having escargot tonight. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
3359 Escargot, doc? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
3360 We’need a mess of lettuce 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
3361 We've opened the spigots on the Molasses tanks. Now all we can do is wait. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
3362 He's gaining on us, Chief. At this rate, he'll reach Midtown by April! 1.2927 0.05055 82 58 24 0
3363 They say he came ,from Trump Towers 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
3364 Okay, now we just need to get him out of his shell emotionally. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
3365 It really comes down to if climate change will get us first 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
3366 Yes, yes, it is the same slime as Trump. Send Sam to get a sample ASAP. He’s moving fast. 1.2927 0.05055 82 61 20 1
3367 I don't think it really matters whether that's a smirk or a smile. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
3368 I think it’s saying “take that Mayor of Fort Lee!” What does that mean? 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
3369 Looks like you better call in Fran Lebowitz. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
3370 I estimate those buildings will be crushed by the end of the decade. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
3371 Midtown traffic is literally at a snail's pace. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
3372 It may be a new variant! 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
3373 Its not close enough to make me believe in it. 1.2923 0.05685 65 46 19 0
3374 We’ve known he was coming for weeks. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
3375 Looks like the escargo got up and went !! 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
3376 I'm telling you General, we have to evacuate the city ...by the weekend. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
3377 It's the South African variant 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
3378 It should be here in an hour, hour and a half. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
3379 Easy fix. Just lifting the immigration quotas for Provence should do it. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
3380 Does it look friendly? 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
3381 It appears we only have enough road salt for this, or for the winter storm next week - but not both. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
3382 You don't see it? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
3383 We must retreat. The city has exhausted its supply of salt. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3384 Our latest microwave laser array is so precise that we can provide perfectly done steaks for the entire city, 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
3385 Who you gonna call? SlimeBusters! 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
3386 Forget preaching about the carbon footprint of snail mail, Doc. The real issue is the slime trail! 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
3387 They do rather foul the footpath. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
3388 At this rate it will reach Central Park in about three weeks...unless it runs into traffic. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
3389 Those guys in the lab in Wuhan are at it again. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3390 Where are the French when you need them That’s going to take a lot of garlic butter 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3391 Certain death, Captain...but it may take a while. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
3392 I ordered tranquilizer darts, but they're taking forever to get here. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3393 Today's his vaccine appointment. He's looking for a place to park. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
3394 There seem to be more in cities with a lot of slime balls. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
3395 Allons y! Long has the 14th arrondissement prepared for this calamity. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3396 I am sorry, sir. Perhaps three shots of Moderna was foolish. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3397 We’re going to need a bigger slime bucket. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
3398 Ah geez 1.2917 0.07854 48 36 10 2
3399 It'll be gone in a month. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
3400 I tried to warn you that this would happen once you planted that garden! 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
3401 We have time. This is a very slow-developing crisis. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
3402 It’s time to escargot! 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
3403 Honestly, at the rate this thing is going, global warming will still kill us first. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
3404 Fortunately, it'll take at least five years for it to reach Brooklyn. 1.2911 0.05144 79 56 23 0
3405 Why did you call me? What can CVS do? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
3406 Looks like another gift from the French. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
3407 We need to take escargot off our menu and quickly return her family members 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
3408 Did you just say Goozilla? 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
3409 Who chose escargot? 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
3410 Don't tell me you didn't have enough time to run. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
3411 It’s like a french Godzilla 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
3412 Call the President! Tell him this is going to take a hell of a lot of garlic butter! 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
3413 Just put 2,000 tons of salt around it. Then get a whole lot of construction shovels. 1.2907 0.05698 86 67 15 4
3414 What should we do, General, escargot bourgogne or gratines? 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
3415 I don’t know exactly what we’re looking for here but I see gingivitis for sure. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
3416 As your doctor, I strongly recommend an eye exam. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
3417 He said this thing would disappear by Easter... 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
3418 In our defense, our intention was to revolutionize the escargot industry. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
3419 We've mobilized the giant salt shaker 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
3420 We tried salt but he kept getting bigger. 1.2907 0.05196 86 65 19 2
3421 Donald Trump returns to New York post-Covid 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
3422 I'm afraid we really don't have enough garlic butter for this one, Chief. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
3423 He covers territory Albeit at a snail’s pace. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
3424 We have to evacuate a 10 block radius...but we can wait a few weeks. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
3425 As you can see General,our new street sweeper works but it moves at a snail's pace. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
3426 One battalion should do it. No rush. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
3427 We'll isolate its DNA from the slime trail." 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
3428 We tried yelling expletives at it, but the language wasn't salty enough. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
3429 See? That's the Godzilla I mentioned to you, though it's late. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
3430 The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade came early this year! 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
3431 I'll say it again, General -- my researchers are already working as leisurely as they can! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
3432 Wow, it's really taking its time getting here. In about 45 minutes to an hour, we might be in some moderate trouble. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
3433 Do you see that MAGA tattoo colonel? 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
3434 'Ah! I miss those days when there was only a microscopic virus in town.' 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
3435 Actually general, Megasnail was born out of 1950s atomic testing, like most of the giant monsters were. It just took him this long to get here. 1.2903 0.08094 62 50 6 6
3436 I have a couple notes on the vaccine rollout. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
3437 We just stop it, at this rate New York will be a pile of rubble in only seven weeks 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3438 You're right, his pupils look dilated. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3439 Was I right? Is it a snail? 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3440 ....and it looks like we'll need a lot more than six feet social distancing. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
3441 We're going to need a lot of butter 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3442 I'm afraid I can't help you, I'm unfamiliar with this particular cinematic universe. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3443 The Internet has collapsed. All we have now is snail mail. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3444 Relax. It's the vaccine rollout. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3445 The good news is, we have plenty of time to evacuate. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
3446 Oh! That is the mail I sent last month! 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
3447 It appears masks and hand washing will not be effective against this one. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3448 Fortunately at this pace it will starve before it reaches Central Park. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3449 Chief, I warned you escargot could get too big a thing! 1.2899 0.06229 69 54 12 3
3450 I beg to differ. I still say it's a Fruticicola fruticum. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3451 Well, it's moving slower than the virus & is just as devastating...but at least the restaurants have a reason to open 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3452 Finally a real reason for all that honking. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3453 Sir if we don't evacuate this position in 10 days we could be killed 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3454 I thought you said you salted the roads 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
3455 New French restaurant. Don't order the escargot. Just saying. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
3456 In the lab we'd been trying to genetically alter snails to develop left-coiling shells, and as you can see, we succeeded. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
3457 He fed from all of the new roof top gardens 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
3458 Were you expecting something via "Snail Mail?" 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
3459 We're safe, it's an herbivore. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
3460 It's loaded with three-months worth of mail! 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
3461 Snail is a snail, doctor, as far as I'm concerned. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
3462 If we don’t act fast it will decimate Madison Square Garden 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
3463 Why yes, many people find it surprising that snails have teeth 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
3464 Apparently it comes from Wuhan. 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
3465 Escargot?” “No. The car no go. 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
3466 The growth of damage has surpassed his rate of motion. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
3467 Well, he may destroy the whole city, but at least he'll do it slowly. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
3468 Its the new mail truck. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
3469 If it's Covid free, dinners on me! 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
3470 Escargot or the French varient? 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
3471 I thought you said gastro-pub. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
3472 I quite agree. Staten Island is more his speed. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
3473 So much destruction. ...steer him towards city hall. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
3474 Sir, I think we pass this to DOT. They’re the ones with the salt reserves. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
3475 Fortunately, you have plenty of time to find a solution. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
3476 Too much garlic in the escargots. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
3477 Please tell me it’s not the next coming of Donald Trump. 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
3478 By god, Wesley’s out again and he looks like he’s gotten into the steroids. 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
3479 At least we had plenty of warning... 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
3480 It is bringing TRUMPS tax returns for N.Y. prosecutors 1.2881 0.05947 59 42 17 0
3481 Trump will stop at nothing to slime New York. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
3482 Is that an ORANGE Slug I see entering N.Y.? 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
3483 I think we found the reason that traffic is moving at a snail's pace. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
3484 At first we thought our research would never move faster than that. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
3485 Get the salt shaker man! 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
3486 Isn't snail-watching interesting? I think it's a giant orange-shelled slugamorphis, but I'd have to hear its mating cry to be sure. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3487 It's going at a very specific pace that's on the tip of my tongue! 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3488 He looks a trifle backed up. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3489 Definitely not one of ours. Have you checked with the culinary institute? 1.2879 0.08011 66 54 5 7
3490 I think the Museum of Natural History needs to reconsider what they are putting in the mollusk display. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3491 That taxi might be sluggish but look at that S car go!" 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3492 Did you send for the Postmaster General. He definitely knows how to slow things down! 1.2879 0.07714 66 53 7 6
3493 Hey Doc, looking from this perspective, ‘a snail’s pace’ has a whole new meaning. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3494 I recommend the subway 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3495 call downtown to see how much white wine and garlic we can round up 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3496 Looks as if the U S Postal Service has a new way of defining Snail Mail. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3497 The salt is ready sir... but I’m afraid it’s not kosher. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3498 Please tell me you’re not surprised... 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3499 We should really address global warming first, General. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3500 Are binoculars really necessary? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3501 i've done the maths and yes... the climate change would kill us before. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3502 If you think that's impressive, wait 'til you see the centipede we developed! 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
3503 Excellent! So, are we going with the titanium frames, or the plastic? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
3504 Really? Binoculars? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
3505 What took you so long? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
3506 I liked the idea of the Green New Deal until it got to my neighborhood. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
3507 All I wanted for my shore leave was a slow news day. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3508 The end of the world is coming...in 2 centuries. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3509 We're going to need a lot of butter, garlic, and parsley" 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
3510 I thought we salted the roads... 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3511 You are looking through the wrong end of the binoculars, stupid. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
3512 No...call in the French! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
3513 It appears to be some sort of snail. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3514 We have it under control. We can gentrify the damaged areas and by the time it gets to 77th and Central Park West, it will be Thanksgiving. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3515 Honestly, I think you’re just stalling. Those binoculars haven’t been necessary for about an hour now. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3516 Sir, all we need are the saltines. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
3517 Well, we could see it coming...for a looong time. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
3518 Who let the giant snails out? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3519 I have to warn you there isn’t a scientific consensus on whether “it” is trying to destroy the city or if “it” is simply in pain. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
3520 I told you it was coming 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
3521 It's the only snail I've seen with teeth. 1.2875 0.05952 80 63 13 4
3522 We have a tanker truck filled with butter and a semi load of garlic on stand-by. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
3523 But it's only moving at a snail's pace. 1.2875 0.05394 80 58 21 1
3524 I'm glad this is all happening at a snail's pace! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
3525 It's magnificent! Oh, it is headed down Wall Street! 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
3526 We cannot waste precious time unpacking the symbolism! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
3527 My advise would be to find a giant salt shaker. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
3528 Well, the good news is that it’s slow moving.” 1.2875 0.05394 80 58 21 1
3529 King Kong's order of escargot just escaped! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
3530 Our last hope is Chef's recipe for escargot. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
3531 No General, there is nothing we can do to get him to pick up the pace. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
3532 He says he’s running for President in 2024.. 1.2875 0.06212 80 63 12 5
3533 What can possibly make you think we have to act quickly? 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
3534 I bet you aren’t thinking about the murder hornets right now. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
3535 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? IS HE FRIENDLY? 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
3536 I see Big Government is on the move again. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
3537 I think she'll need a bigger taxi ! 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
3538 That's it for snail mail. 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
3539 It was commissioned by the Ski Association. They're adapting to climate change with snail-slime trails. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
3540 This is what I meant when I said you had a mucus problem. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
3541 At least we saw this one coming 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
3542 'That all they had ; Godzilla was already taken" 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
3543 We'll have to evacuate the city, but we still have plenty of time. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
3544 This is a mess, a mess cargo. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3545 Can't really blame him for wanting to get out of the house. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
3546 After the year we've been having, I honestly can't say I'm surprised 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
3547 Among its scary superpowers is getting crosstown surprisingly quickly compared to the car's. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
3548 It’s from Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, 1964 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3549 All due respect to the troops, sir, but in my opinion, a container of table salt should do the trick. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
3550 So let science be clear here, snail’s pace is completely an objective term in this case. 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
3551 He forgot where he parked. I heard someone ask, "Where did His-Car-Go?" 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
3552 I collect shells. Do you? 1.2857 0.06005 84 67 12 5
3553 We calculate that he'll reach us by early next year. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
3554 Godslima! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
3555 And so began the Great Salt Shortage of 2035. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3556 I don't like that snail's pace. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
3557 People said I was crazy but I always knew this day would come. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3558 Last time we got slimed was in Ghost Busters 2. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3559 We're going to need a lot more garlic and butter 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
3560 I believe this is the only one that escaped from the lab. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
3561 No need to rush. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
3562 My God, look at that Tesla Model S Car Go 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
3563 Might I recommend, sir, sauteed in garlic butter with a pinch of parsley? 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
3564 If we call it 'escargot' we can eat it! 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
3565 slugzilla 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
3566 It warned us in its gastropodcast! 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
3567 New York traffic really does move at a snail’s pace. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
3568 The post office is outsourcing. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
3569 General, we need to send the salt spreaders. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
3570 Call in Godzilla and bring a LOT of garlic! 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
3571 Not only is he slow, but he has a cavity. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
3572 Yup. Progress is slow, destructive and slimy. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
3573 Garlic! Garlic and butter! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3574 The snail mail has finally arrived. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
3575 I think it could be a giant snail... But I could be wrong. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
3576 At this pace, everything will be destroyed. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
3577 But are the vaccines ok? 1.2857 0.05737 63 45 18 0
3578 I know it's hard to believe, but in some cultures they're considered a delicacy. 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
3579 We'll need to act fast. By next week it may have traveled a whole block! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
3580 Ok... Maybe I should have used the growth formula on a plant first. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
3581 You're looking through the wrong end! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
3582 Hopefully it heads toward the brewery. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
3583 eighth time this week 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
3584 Dr: "I think I have time to escape with the children from the hospital." Cop: "Dammit Sanjay. Get those kids back inside. Because at any moment now...Wait, wait, there it is. Ha! I knew it. The Army's biggest bomber....crammed full of salt. Hahaha." 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
3585 Don't worry. It's just like climate change. It's moving so slowly it won't really hurt us. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
3586 He blew up when he was compared to the US Postal Service! 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
3587 The boys in the lab say to douse it in salt, but my wife says its better with garlic! 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
3588 I'm not the military expert but a C5 loaded with garlic and hot butter could have waited for a threat assessment. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
3589 Should we call the Capitol Police or just let them figure it out? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
3590 Which one is the Chrysler Building again? 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
3591 Looks like a case of sluggish Mondays. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
3592 At this rate, the city will be flattened within decades. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
3593 It'll be another 30 minutes before she reaches us" 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
3594 Something must have distracted the driver,Officer,and he appears to have run off for some reason. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
3595 At this rate it'll be on top of us in just two years! 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
3596 We'd better stop him here, or in six years he'll be in Boston. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
3597 Good news is that it moves at a snail’s pace 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
3598 It started as a snail in my lab 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
3599 Just because it’s moving at a snail’s pace doesn’t mean we have all day. Let me see. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
3600 It's okay to be not okay 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
3601 I didn't say we need to assault. I said we need a lot of salt. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
3602 It’s not a bird or a plane but at least it’s not Superman this time 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3603 And how, exactly, did the government stockpile of salt "expire"? 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
3604 Sir, it’s approaching so slow that Congress refuses to do anything about it 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
3605 Unfortunately, sir, there are more pressing matters to attend to 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
3606 Operation Escargot standing by. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
3607 No worries, we’ve got plenty of time. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3608 It's headed this way--saunter for your lives! 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
3609 They say his trail of slime is even visible from outer space. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3610 And the USPS delivery bid winner is... 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
3611 Is that climate change? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3612 Looks like he is going after Trump Tower. He is mad about snail detection at the border 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
3613 No. I said it would MOVE slowly. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
3614 Yup, that’s why traffic is moving at a snails pace. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
3615 General, that's a View-Master. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
3616 The giant bird is on it's way sir." 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
3617 Next-gen USPS truck 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
3618 not everyone knows, but the antennae weren’t actually part of the original design. they added it last minute to so it would be the tallest 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
3619 Are you going to do as I say, or may I go home now ? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
3620 Let my escargot. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
3621 We were testing a Covid vaccine, and well, as you can see, something went terribly wrong. 1.2838 0.05616 74 56 16 2
3622 You've seen this coming for a year, and NOW you're making a plan? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
3623 Dr.you’re going to have to réquisition more beer & salt 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
3624 I regret that he doesn’t have a shirt on his back, but he must still pay his property taxes. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
3625 Dammit General, we only have 2 weeks to make a plan! 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
3626 I think it works for the Post Office. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
3627 ...and you thought the stimulus roll out was slow. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
3628 I think it's just the teaser for Giant Slug Week. 1.2838 0.07332 74 60 7 7
3629 What’s the largest salt shaker the military can deploy? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
3630 How big? Let me have a look. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
3631 Sir, we warned that extreme sluggishness may be one of the side effects. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
3632 Doctor, could you pass the salt? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
3633 Well I'll be dead before it destroys my house... Leave it be. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
3634 It's the slowest moving disaster in history 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3635 I recommend our giant French Chef! 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3636 Sure, irradiating him was probably a mistake, but at least we’ve got plenty of time to find a solution. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3637 I'm afraid those binoculars may prove ineffective against that monster. Besides, you forgot to remove the lens covers. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3638 At the speed he is going, he can lead the Thanksgiving parade 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3639 The mail is finally here. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
3640 Could it be the new head of the USPS? 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3641 This snail mail is really getting outta control 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3642 Am I too late for Macy's Parade? 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
3643 Maybe we should call the fire department. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3644 The snail mail has arrived after 5 years. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3645 We got time for lunch. It won’t get to Union Square for hours. 1.2836 0.05548 67 48 19 0
3646 No way in hell it can reach Washington 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3647 Unfortunately, we’ve only got a week to close Times Square. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
3648 The president has just authorized the dropping of a thermonuclear garlic butter bomb. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3649 Let's come up with a plan over lunch. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3650 Huh! So much for biological farming. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3651 2022 is coming in hot 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3652 We’ve been telling you that climate change would be unpredictable 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3653 Ok Bob... now, I want you to look real closely. Do you see the problem? 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
3654 I thought there weren’t gonna be any surprises in 2021 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3655 As you can see, continued delays of snail mail have had rippling effects. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3656 Just another day in Manhattan... 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3657 Well, it could be NyC 101.snail-1, a Big Apple variant of Godzilla. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
3658 Too bad we signed the SALT Treaty. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
3659 At his current speed, we estimate he'll destroy the entire city in 3-4 months. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
3660 Lucky that he’s a bit sluggish after he eats. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
3661 The Stop the Snail Act is working it's way through the House now. By the time it reaches the Senate this thing will be half way across town. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
3662 In France he's considered a delicacy. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
3663 We're going to need a LOT of salt, General. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
3664 Nonetheless, evidence for the link between human activity and changes observed in wildlife remain circumstantial, and require additional scrutiny before causality can be considered statistically significant. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
3665 I think it must have got a hold of the Covid -19 Russian Vaccine. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
3666 You scientists and your crazy theories like global warming! I just don't know if there is enough evidence here to call to call this a crisis. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
3667 There’s a French delegation of scientists who just arrived with 60,000 gallons of garlic butter wanting to know if they can run some experiments. For science. 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
3668 I read in a beauty magazine that is going to be terrible for our infrastructure, but great for our skin. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
3669 He just snuck out. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
3670 Sure, the damage will be big, but also slow..so we have that going for us 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
3671 I'm telling you, Will, this magnifying lense you created is amazing 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
3672 See, I told you he looks mean 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
3673 The helicopters carrying 3-ton salt shakers are on their way now sir. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
3674 If my calculations are correct, it should reach City Hall by June. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
3675 We recommend a salting from the air. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
3676 And Florida thinks their pythons are a problem... 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
3677 If we steam it, we can feed all of France for a week. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
3678 All this destruction and forty blocks of slime. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
3679 Seems he's moving at a snail's pace! 1.2824 0.05452 85 65 17 3
3680 Numerous options. Table salt, Kosher salt, Himalayan pink salt, sea salt, flake salt, red Hawaiian salt, pickling salt. Are we starting to see a pattern here? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
3681 I assure you, it was not our lab, it is all from nature 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
3682 We were wrong. It’s not Mitch McConnell. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
3683 Some of our initial vaccine testing had unusual side effects, but turns out they’re great for racing! 🐌 1.2824 0.04618 85 65 19 1
3684 I'd say we have no more than a week to evacuate. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
3685 Chief, are you finally ready to try crashing into it with a beer truck? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
3686 Looks like it’s not Viking marauders after all. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
3687 At this rate, it'll be in midtown by November. Should I sound the 'take your time' evacuation alarm? 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
3688 We mistakenly gave him a third Covid vaccine shot. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
3689 We have filled Madison Square Garden with herbed butter. At this rate he should be there in 3 years 1.2821 0.05128 78 59 18 1
3690 On the other hand, escargot for everyone. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
3691 Send an emergency message to the Pentagon. Send it snail mail. 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
3692 Technically it’s just a new variant 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
3693 Are you overdue for your eye exam? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
3694 I know you warned us about this possibility, doctor, but in our defense, the science wasn't clear 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
3695 Doc! I can see it coming! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
3696 Prepare for salt drop in T-10,000... 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
3697 We’ve run the calculations and we’ll need to secure the city hall by next thursday. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
3698 It’s been here since last year 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
3699 We believe Admiral, that it will gross out every navy except the French. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
3700 I just hope Godzilla likes French food. 1.2817 0.05376 71 51 20 0
3701 I'm from the Department of Public Works. You called about our leftover road salt supply? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3702 The upside is that panic buying will not be nearly so hectic. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3703 It's like Godzilla, only slower. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3704 Ew. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
3705 This is just a thought but we may need more than a grain of salt. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
3706 It’s a big snail. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
3707 Every brewery in town is involved in the response. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
3708 It’s only a snail. It’ll turn the corner. Just wait and see. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3709 Lay down salt from here north and this guy will be Escargot by 59th Street. But it won’t be pretty. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3710 Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the escargot 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
3711 This variant may resist our booster shot. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
3712 The molars on the back left seem to be the problem. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
3713 Our original goal was to increase the proverbial “snail’s pace.” 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
3714 It's our lab's greatest creation, a postal service that can crush the competition. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3715 My estimate is 40 tons of butter and 5 tons of garlic. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3716 Well, that escalated surprisingly quick. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
3717 It’s OK, Dr. Mura. He’s one of ours. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
3718 We all thought it was too big to snail... we were wrong 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3719 I should have got the chicken. 1.2817 0.06079 71 55 13 3
3720 Alert the French. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
3721 Any sign of the salt squadron’s arrival to save the day? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3722 Yes, this is the new virus mutation. It is officially in NY. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3723 Don't shoot him - he's here to rescue the postal service. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3724 We thought we had more time. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3725 Who forgot to salt the roads? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
3726 I vote we asalt it...... 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3727 They say it left Chernobyl in 1986. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3728 It's unstoppable. You have 15 years to evacuate the city. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3729 So you didn't want my binoculars when we went birding, but now they make sense? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3730 This new monster is raining destruction on the city, albeit slowly.. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3731 Yeah, I see the giant snail but ya oughta see the lady on the 14th floor in the high rise behind it. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3732 Sir, we’re going to need more garlic 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3733 ‘You’re looking through the wrong end of the Binoculars again Donald’ 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3734 Well, at least we'll have loads of time to react. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
3735 Look a little to the left and you can’t miss it. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
3736 It's the Post Office's 2021 version of the Pony Express. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
3737 What a slime bag! Trump is back. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
3738 Additional shipments of salt are expected to be available by late summer. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
3739 Stop counting. Yes, snails can have between 1000 to 12,000 teeth 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3740 We have prepared the garlic butter! But we can't find the snail tongs or forks! 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3741 No time to lose! At this rate it will reach the central population center in seven months! 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
3742 But you do have to admit it'll make a hell of a plate of escargot. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
3743 We're gonna need more butter, sir.... and garlic.... 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
3744 20:1 odds says he’s ignoring your instructions to not move 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
3745 Ok. I’m classifying this as ‘high-priority’ but not urgent 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
3746 His destructive power is inversely proportional to his speed. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
3747 No, YOU tell him he’s late for his vaccine shot. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
3748 They say the USPS released it. It leaves a never-ending trail of direct marketing mailers. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
3749 I wonder how many times he outgrew his shell" 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
3750 It's a new variant, but it moves slowly. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
3751 Have you tried contacts? 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
3752 It seems the Postal Service has turned to some extreme measures. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
3753 I told you, Harry, this is no ordinairy virus wreaking havoc in our fair city. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
3754 Is this how the French invade? 1.2805 0.05562 82 63 16 3
3755 Is there a salt factory near here? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
3756 I know it looks dangerous, but at least it is not taking our jobs! 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
3757 Well it’s official, spring is here! 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
3758 I said call the SALT team, not the SWAT team! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
3759 I think it is a female 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
3760 At this rate, that can is done by 10 a.m. tomorrow! 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
3761 Fortunately, we have time to experiment with several options. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
3762 Could you not say escargot quite so loudly? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
3763 Sir, your car is still in my spot. 1.2800 0.08590 50 40 6 4
3764 My experiments show that human growth hormone clearly works on other species: stand back when the Viagra kicks in. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
3765 All we know about this mutation so far is that it will spread slowly. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
3766 The Pentagon says the modifications to carpet-bomb that thing with salt will be complete in another three weeks. That means we've lost another five feet. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
3767 At this rate the city will be destroyed by next Christmas. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
3768 Doctor, “the devil is in the snails”. I just never got it. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
3769 I told you we shouldn't buy those off-brand vaccines. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
3770 He says Trump told him to slither down here, but when you look closely, he is clearly antifa. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
3771 Call in the garlic and butter. It's our only hope. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
3772 The salt appears ineffective, sir. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
3773 You lure him to the pool of butter, sir; I’ll bring the garlic 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
3774 For heaven's sake,man - WALK! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
3775 Our preliminary DNA results indicate that it’s some sort of slug-like creature. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
3776 Snail mail drove his madness. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
3777 We’re going to need a bigger bait 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
3778 Be careful! He’s capable of eating or feeding a thousand Frenchmen! 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
3779 Honestly, this is only the 5th most concerning thing happening in NY right now. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
3780 Building a Brooklyn bridge here would take lesser time than taking this thing there. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
3781 I told we should have salted the roads. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
3782 If you can't boil it, then dissolve it in the East River 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3783 Yes, traffic moving at a snail's pace is a problem. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3784 Wow, The road is restricted. The sign says L’escargot not as intended LESS CARGO. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
3785 Well Officer, feeling sluggish is one of the early symptoms." 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
3786 Why didn’t we see it coming? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
3787 It's Godshella. Bring up the garlic butter cannons. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
3788 The way this past year has been, this doesn't surprise me. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
3789 Call the Postal Service and tell them we've found the missing snail male. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3790 Think man! We only have hours before it’s on top of us! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3791 Looks like jumbo escargots are in season. 1.2794 0.05869 68 53 13 2
3792 Everything's so much bigger in New York! 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
3793 See, postal mail is still being delivered. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
3794 What do you think took him so long? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3795 Get the Air Force booked for next month, may take a while for him to climb the Empire State Building 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
3796 You’re going to need to bring in your a-salt weapons. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
3797 This calls for Saltman! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3798 Details have been sluggish 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3799 These restaurant promotions are getting out of hand 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3800 We've run out of salt, Sir 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3801 At this pace, we still have a couple months to take action." 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3802 We could try to squeeze in a quick lunch? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3803 It's not always a lack of hygiene 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
3804 Well, I would suggest Garlic and Butter, sir. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3805 It’s time to call in the garlic butter and wine 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3806 The good news is, this could solve the affordable housing problem. 1.2791 0.05139 86 69 14 3
3807 If we can find him a female we can make millions in erotic film business. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3808 I guess snail mail is not quite dead. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3809 Ah, yes, Phil. That is indeed a cardinal in that elm. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3810 Climate disaster is here but don’t panic we still have plenty of time. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3811 He’s on a plant-based diet, right?! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3812 If you can't get a taxi try calling for an Escargot. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3813 Your conventional weapons are useless. This calls for garlic butter. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3814 Right now, I'm more concerned about your eyes. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3815 If only they’d been faster at salting the roads 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3816 Mind the Slime 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3817 Well, you certainly can't get him for speeding. 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
3818 If we can't speed it up, traffic will be crawling for hours. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3819 You need to use the salt cannons, now. 1.2787 0.05788 61 44 17 0
3820 I’ve been warning you about this for a while. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3821 HURRY, Butter, Garlic and FRENCH TOURIST! 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
3822 We estimate it'll take at least a week for it to reach us. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3823 This is what happens when you stop salting the roads. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3824 We have a problem. It’s not wearing a mask. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3825 Please tell me it’s the vaccine delivery. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3826 Apparently we should schedule your cataract surgery right away. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3827 Say... Where do you think he's going? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3828 You’re telling me used ALL the salt during the snow storm?! 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3829 I don’t see any indication that Bill Gates released it!? Do you have another theory? 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3830 I’m second guessing your “Giant Bird” solution. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
3831 It is moving slowly, however, it will mean mass destruction. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
3832 Wow!!! Look at this...no hurry, take your time. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
3833 ...it's the New York Variant...! 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
3834 Destruction is also at a snail's pace. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
3835 Even traveling at a snail's pace, he could be a problem 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
3836 Now do you believe in global warming? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
3837 A looming disaster? Perhaps in one or two weeks. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
3838 New entry for Thanksgiving day parade. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
3839 Yes, traffic IS looking sluggish 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
3840 He’s finally coming out of his shell. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
3841 Slow and steady wins the race, but we never thought he would keep going. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
3842 ‘No sir, you have to turn those around, it’s actually gigantic’ 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
3843 This is definitely going to tax our garlic and butter reserves. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
3844 We had better act fast. It will make it's way across town in less than two decades. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
3845 Well, ‘imminent danger’ does mean at least two weeks. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
3846 You wouldn't guess that he's really a fast learner. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
3847 Why the binoculars? Are you looking for fleas? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
3848 I'd recommend a large shaker of salt, the Air Force is suggesting an air drop of warm beer, and the French are offering to send in their elite team of Sous Chef Commandos. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
3849 On the other hand, it gives us plenty of time to deal with the crisis. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
3850 Don't sweat the snail. It's the garlic butter that's the killer. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
3851 It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a giant snail! You couldn't tell? 1.2778 0.06007 72 56 13 3
3852 The French army is ready to move in. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
3853 If we don't stop him now, we anticipate he'll reach 48th Street by November. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3854 We don't have much time...though maybe more than you might think. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
3855 We quarantined him and now look at those extra pounds. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
3856 All you need is 17 tons of butter and garlic. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
3857 This sure has been a sluggish year 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
3858 Like I said, we just don't have the infrastructure to salt the roads. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
3859 If you turn the binoculars the other way around it seems like a standard snail 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
3860 Salt! Salt I said!! 1.2771 0.05231 83 66 14 3
3861 You have plenty of time. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
3862 Don't worry. He travels at a snail's pace. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
3863 I've got the salt factory on the line. 1.2771 0.04943 83 60 23 0
3864 When they said traffic was sluggish, they weren't kidding. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
3865 I told you the military is about to have a slug fest. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
3866 Good thing he's only moving at a snail's pace! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
3867 We’re going to need a lot of salt. Also butter, garlic, and parsley. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3868 At this rate it could demolish the city in three weeks. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3869 Guy#1 "As you can see we are being attacked with what appear to be giant snails." Guy#2 " I thought 2020 was over." 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3870 Operation: French Bread is fully baked and ready, Sir. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3871 I thought so, no mask! 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3872 Well, at least we'll be able to outrun it. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3873 If you go now, you can work out and eat lunch before he reaches the corner. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3874 Escarzilla: "If we don't stop it now it might mutate from a simple hors d'oeuvre to a full blown charcuterie." 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3875 No one could have seen this coming, unless of course they looked down the block anytime this month 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3876 I don't think you need binoculars to see that 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3877 I tried to tell him that the cavity on the lower left needed attention, but he wouldn't listen. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3878 I can offer no timeline for when things will get back to normal. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3879 "Forget the military. This situation needs a French chef and an immense amount of melted butter." 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3880 We’ve called in the army, but there’s no rush. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3881 We have to escar-get out of here 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3882 We’re calling it Escargodzilla 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3883 This new eco street sweeper needs some tweaks. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3884 My God! He's traveling at a snail's pace! 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3885 It's heading straight for the butter factory! Commence with Operation Escargot! 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3886 Look carefully and you will see the USPS logo" 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3887 How are his teeth? I told him he needs to lay off the buildings if he wants to avoid dentures. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3888 All we need now is a futile gesture 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3889 Trust me sir. This will definitely get them to stay home. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3890 If we don't get out of the way soon....it's kind of on us right? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
3891 NOW can I say "to the salt mines", sir? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
3892 Get the lead out. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
3893 We're defenseless. Texas used up our salt supply. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
3894 Somehow he got three doses of the vaccine. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
3895 They are calling it the the "slugopottimus variant".. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
3896 Talk about a slow moving disaster ... climate change is weird 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
3897 I'm telling you, Ed, this town is slowly going to pieces. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
3898 He’s one of DeJoy’s newest hires. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
3899 I used CRISPR on a garden snail. My bad. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
3900 Once it hits the road salt, we'll be fine. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
3901 Alert the a-salt squad 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
3902 You need to do something now! In another 30 years it will crush that cab and everyone inside it. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
3903 Fortunately, there's plenty of time to call in the salt trucks. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3904 We're expecting a French air tanker to drop a load of drawn butter at any moment. 1.2759 0.05920 58 42 16 0
3905 Wow, I didn’t see that comin’ 1.2759 0.05345 87 67 17 3
3906 Don't shoot, that is Trump in its mouth... 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
3907 We can trace this mutant strain to the food market next to our lab. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
3908 But it's moving at a snail's pace. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
3909 It’s a snail variant. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
3910 Turns out, snails are not the solution to our landfill problem. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
3911 Two words, General. Sodium Chloride. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
3912 Yes, the salt trucks have been delayed, but they'll be here well before it reaches the next building. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3913 There just ain't enough salt on the planet, General. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
3914 Well, we all die eventually. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3915 General you’re going to tap the garlic butter reserve. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3916 Not the National Guard -- we need speed! 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
3917 — Yes, it looks quite serious, but I wouldn’t call it urgent until it reaches 57th St. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
3918 I’m telling you, climate change is real. 1.2755 0.04763 98 75 21 2
3919 Hopefully one big giant pothole will swallow it up. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
3920 It feels like it's all happening in slow motion. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
3921 By our calculations, Snail-zilla will level the city in just under a decade, General, but I'm more concerned that you felt you needed binoculars. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
3922 Take a moment to appreciate the majestic Chrysler Building. We've got time. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3923 I never thought I'd see destruction slower than the actual construction. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
3924 I’m more worried about the slime trail. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
3925 The French are coming, the French are coming!! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3926 Sir you need to take the lens cap off first. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
3927 Looks like we at least have 3 more days until he reaches us. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
3928 We've got no time to analyze pace! This thing is about to destroy our city! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
3929 Americans watch in horror as Trumps presidency slithers along at a snails pace 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
3930 Recently, our scientific research has been sluggish... 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
3931 Chrysler Building’s got a new antenna. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
3932 These binoculars really work 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
3933 No, I didn't say immediate danger. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
3934 I don't know, Doctor. He looks pretty sluggish to me. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
3935 We fed it Viagra. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
3936 Kosher or sea? 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
3937 Traffic seems more sluggish than usual. 1.2745 0.06311 51 37 14 0
3938 Finally, something to combat the giant leaf terrorizing the city. 1.2745 0.08438 51 41 6 4
3939 Escargot slow. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3940 We have lots of little salt packets in the cafeteria. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3941 Can you lure it to Salt Lake City? 1.2742 0.05712 62 45 17 0
3942 Better warn the Cabbage Patch Kids 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3943 Our sources tell us that he's reason so many rooftop gardens are dying. And to think, all those years we thought it was climate change. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3944 We awakened something from the sea in the '50's, General. It just took a really long time to get here. 1.2742 0.05712 62 45 17 0
3945 I've called out the salt trucks - it's our only hope! 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3946 A Frank Gerhy building it ain’t. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3947 Well, yes, we should have seen this coming. It took a year for it to get from 7th Avenue to 8th." 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3948 I’ve arranged for 660, 000 gallons of parsley butter 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3949 Well this sure looks like a slippery slope, don't you think! 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
3950 On the other hand, the implications for the escargot market are equally enormous. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3951 Slimey bastard! I'll bet he's smirking. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3952 I must have spilled some dinosaur DNA in my terrarium... but the price of escargot is sure going down! 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3953 Must be from a new Government department. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
3954 I told you that marketing “the Big Apple” was a risk. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3955 If you wanted me to make a giant S car go, you should have been more clear. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3956 Unfortunately that weapon is unavailable. It was banned as part of the SALT Treaty. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3957 Pearls would help 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3958 He says the election was stolen. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
3959 The new diet has really helped her! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3960 Sir, we're going to need more salt. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3961 Well the good news is we’ll all have our COVID vaccines by the time it reaches Midtown... 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
3962 I can see my apartment from here 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3963 It looks like snail mail is definitely ready to take on e-mail. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
3964 I’d say we’ve still got time. 1.2740 0.05256 73 53 20 0
3965 The good news is, he eats the pandemic virus. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
3966 Neutralize that thing and it's escargot for everyone! 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3967 What's with the binocs? The damn thing's right in front of you. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3968 The good new is - it's moving at a snail's pace. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3969 No need to hurry. These things move very slowly. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3970 Call Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
3971 We're gonna need a lot of salt, sir. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
3972 ...still coming... 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3973 Hurry, we only have six months until it reaches the power lines! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3974 We thought our nuclear medicine patients would find an aquarium relaxing. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3975 We have got to clean up the Gowanus Canal! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
3976 You’re catastrophizing again. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3977 We're gonna need a bigger baguette. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3978 Does he look like he knows he’s stuck his neck out too far? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3979 They’re reporting that conditions in Times Square are, once again, very slimy. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3980 Guess it’s true, slow and steady wins the race! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
3981 Doc, this is destruction of an epic snail. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
3982 Nope, windmills didn't create it. This one's on me, sorry 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
3983 I wouldn’t worry, global warming will get us first 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3984 Object in the binoculars is larger than it appear. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3985 He's huge but sluggsih. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3986 I told you you'd see a huge roll out! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3987 Yes, our snail experiment did go badly, but our kangaroo project shows some promise. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3988 Well at least the mail got through. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3989 Walk calmly for your lives! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3990 We’ll deal with this in the morning. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3991 Officer, as your opthalmologist, I highly recommend that you wear the new eyeglasses I've prescribed. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
3992 Mobile homes are ruining our city. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3993 I’m large truck, mix together butter, sea salt, garlic, and parsley. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
3994 Nothing to worry about. It's a project to speed up mail delivery. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
3995 Call Pierre, and find a couple tons of butter and garlic. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3996 Oh don’t worry about it, it’s not Trump 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3997 Order the troops to bring the flamethrowers and the garlic butter. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3998 I have a feeling we've been shrinking. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3999 I've never seen one back up before. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
4000 I’ll get the white wine and butter. You find a sauté pan large enough. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
4001 See shells? 1.2727 0.07530 44 33 10 1
4002 Yes, I see it. We told you the virus was coming too! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
4003 We found a way to bring the Guggenheim to everyone. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
4004 This is both terrifying and it's going to take forever. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
4005 Slow yes, but he's crushing his competitors! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
4006 There’s gonna be a helluva slime trail to clean up 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
4007 There isn’’t enough beer to handle this one! 1.2727 0.04762 77 58 19 0
4008 We're going to need a vat of garlic butter and the biggest saute pan we can find 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
4009 I don't think a wall would help 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
4010 I calculate it will crush that taxi in 53 minutes! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
4011 you see sir, momentum is speed times mass 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
4012 The trucks are loaded with garlic butter, now call in the French! 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
4013 Maybe "snail mail" will improve now with this big fast guy! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
4014 If it had been FedEx, the city would have destroyed a week ago. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
4015 You say the word,General. My team is ready with the butter and garlic. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
4016 Our boys at the salt factory had better give it everything they've got. 1.2727 0.05433 77 59 16 2
4017 You're definitely a candidate for glasses. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
4018 It seemed so harmless in the lab. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
4019 I don't see the problem. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
4020 Quick! Call Le Bernardin! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
4021 Fortunately, at this rate he won't be here until Tuesday. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
4022 Don’t worry...we still have two weeks to prepare. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
4023 At least it's approaching at a snail's pace. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
4024 I told you we didn't need bigger escargot! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
4025 On the positive side, without our genetics advances the snail would have remained an underachiever. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
4026 In another month or so, he'll reach the intersection. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
4027 Watch out, Hopkins! It has a knife! 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
4028 'And if you look closely, you'll see remnants of a blonde comb-over...' 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
4029 Darn it, I left my window open 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
4030 We need to assemble a defense, no rush though, we have time. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
4031 I knew climate change was a big deal but I didn’t think Mother Nature was coming for revenge. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
4032 You know, Jim, if you close one eye, it's actually kind of cute… 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
4033 Trump returns 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
4034 This isn’t what I thought you meant when you said the vaccine would be a slow roll out, doc. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
4035 Ah, climate change is here. Who saw that coming? 1.2727 0.07648 66 54 6 6
4036 The impact of crumbling infrastructure on the postal service is underfoot. I mean, check out that rippled thorax. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
4037 For how big it is you’d think it would do more damage.” “That’s what she said 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
4038 It took about 30years but it has arrived 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
4039 My God, you were right. It's definitely a giant snail. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
4040 The treatment for your nearsightedness is clearly not working. Have you considered lasik? 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
4041 I remember that last year Trump mentioned a big expert coming to the rescue. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
4042 No, it doesn't turn into a butterfly 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
4043 How long has he been in that pose? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
4044 If the science is correct, destruction will happen at a snail's pace. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
4045 We need to evacuate really slowly! 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
4046 If we don't move quickly, that's okay. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
4047 Good thing it's moving at a snail's pace ... 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
4048 It charmed its way out of the lab, so don't get caught up. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
4049 He seems headed for the farmer’s market on Seventh Street? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
4050 That's our mail carrier. Think he's got a shot at being the next Postmaster General? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
4051 Took a while but now it's doing a lot of damage. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
4052 His name is Herman, he wouldn’t harm a fly. Do you think you can get him back to the lab without hurting him? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
4053 We really should've seen this coming sooner. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
4054 It's bound to be faster than USPS. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
4055 It tested positive for the Enormous Virus. 1.2716 0.04308 81 65 15 1
4056 Surely you can’t be serious sir! The giant salt shaker is still in development, it may not be safe. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
4057 Quick! Get as many salt shakers as we can muster! 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
4058 Good god, it's an incredible metaphor for Climate change! 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
4059 He’s losing energy, seems sluggish. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
4060 It was just an experiment. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
4061 We'll need a giant vat of hot garlic butter. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
4062 Yup. Tourist for sure. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
4063 Well? Any sign of it yet? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
4064 OMG. The French have invaded and they want the Statue of Liberty back! 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
4065 The french want in, capitan! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
4066 Sir, we just need to find a bigger monster to pick it up and put it on some grass. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
4067 Sir, we warned you about the Biden economy. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
4068 I think this calls for the big salt shaker sir. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
4069 If we don't act soon, this city will be destroyed by sometime this fall. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
4070 Mail’s here! 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
4071 I actually did have this one on my 2021 bingo card. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
4072 Well...that's what he gets for opposing funding for snail mail... 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
4073 you know a vaccine isn’t going to fix this, right? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
4074 ‘Gastropod?? I thought you said the world’s largest gastropub!’ 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
4075 What we really need now is a truck load beer. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
4076 Are you sure that's climate change? 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
4077 Well that’s not the tortoise, or the hare... 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
4078 LES snail trail 1.2714 0.06078 70 56 11 3
4079 Man 1: Holy cow. Man 2: Snail. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
4080 Following the CDC guidelines, NYC reopened at a snail’s pace. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
4081 We better call in the ‘Slime Unit’ 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
4082 The species is Escar-GOD. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
4083 I tried to warn them about buying food at the wet market 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
4084 OK! I'm sorry I played around with the snail's DNA! 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
4085 He just came out of nowhere at a snail's pace. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
4086 This is the new French mutant. There's not enough butter. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
4087 He keeps saying "Revenge for escargot!" 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
4088 By 2025 he will progress on to the next block 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
4089 We recommend an air a-salt. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
4090 It obviously didn’t drown in that bucket of beer. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
4091 We’re going to need a REALLY big margarita...with salt. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
4092 We’re preparing for a full-powered a-salt 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
4093 Well, on the other hand, we do seem to have the benefit of time on our side. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
4094 I wish I could help. But Rand Paul went on Fox and said ‘$5m for monster snail defense is a waste of taxpayer money’ and that was that. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
4095 You’ve heard of the Trojan Horse? This is the Trumpian Snail 1.2708 0.08802 48 39 5 4
4096 Think we can round up enough road salt faster than the pink Himalayan stuff. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
4097 The good news is he’s moving at a snails pace .... 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
4098 Wow, it made it here pretty fast through all that gridlock traffic. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
4099 As per my last email ... 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
4100 We did say the vaccine could have side effects 1.2706 0.05128 85 65 18 2
4101 He seems to be moving very quickly for a snail. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
4102 We never should have eaten the escargot 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
4103 Wait 'til the Parking Meter attendant sees this! 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
4104 Don't worry, it won't be near residential areas until 2022. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
4105 We should warn Lincoln Center that he'll be there in two weeks. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
4106 We're all going to die... eventually. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
4107 Yep, it looks like we could be in for a lot of trouble all right, but it appears we will have some time to plan our response! 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
4108 Yes it is a threat. But it’s not urgent. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
4109 It’s the economy, stupid. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
4110 Gives “Mighty Slow” new meaning, huh?! 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
4111 Yes, it's a pandemic...but at least it's slow moving. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
4112 Not the craziness thing I’ve seen this past year. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
4113 Well this is going to be a “whale of a snail.” 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
4114 Ah here comes the electoral college 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
4115 I guess the other guys where not available. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
4116 if we just stay inside for 2 weeks it'll go away 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
4117 As the scientist, I insist on naming it Megagastropoda, NOT Slugra 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
4118 Do we have enough garlic & butter? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4119 I knew GMO escargot would be a problem. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4120 Can you tell why Louis DeJoy appointed him? 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4121 You're right, this isn't a disaster sub-genre I've seen before. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4122 Call in the National Guard! Tell them to get here on the single. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4123 The lab believes it can be destroyed with an ionic compound having a 1:1 ratio of sodium to chloride ions and molar masses of 22.99 and 35.45 g/mol respectively. If only there were more time. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4124 It all happened so fast, nobody saw it coming. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4125 Call for the egg shells. Stat. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4126 Do you have enough garlic? 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
4127 My best estimates would be 250 pounds of butter 70 pounds of Garlic and 30 pounds of parsley. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4128 It's going to be a slow process. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4129 I know it seems slow but you should see this escargot. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4130 Sir I don’t think the binoculars are necessary 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4131 No sir. I can assure you it won’t go away with the hotter weather 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4132 Beware of French bearing gifts. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4133 I told you, that’s not the one who escaped from my lab... 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4134 Nature is healing... 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4135 My colleagues are in the lab now quickly working on a giant salamander. Don’t worry. He’s moving at a snail’s pace 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4136 We think it's the new Garden Variety variant. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
4137 No cause for alarm doctor, it's the mail! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
4138 I sure didnt think of this when the fortune teller mentioned slow and painful death 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
4139 Don't worry, the lab says they have plenty of time to finish the butter and garlic. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
4140 We’ve got time, let me look. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
4141 It’s moving slowly but there aren’t any French restaurants left downtown. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
4142 My guess would be he wants arugula 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
4143 Upside, getting out more was part of his treatment plan. Downside, less cars go. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
4144 Well, at least it's been on the same block for over a week. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
4145 This is the most troublesome variant so far 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
4146 The Brooklyn Botanic Garden confirmed, it’s invasive 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
4147 At this pace it will wipe out the city in 20 years. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
4148 Holy Smokes! Completely unexpected, we NEVER saw it coming!! 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
4149 High tide will get it. 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
4150 It may take him 7 years to destroy the city, but I think we should act faster than that. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
4151 Talk about snail mail. This is ridiculous! 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
4152 He's so big he swallowed King Kong. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
4153 We're expecting an increase in the slime rate. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4154 Welp, Trump's back. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
4155 We will need truckloads of butter and garlic. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
4156 Where is Doctor Doolittle when you need him? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4157 At this pace, we only have six more months! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
4158 The second dose can have some side effects 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4159 He’s USPS, not UPS or DSL... 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4160 We need to act. By my calculations, it'll overtake Times Square by September. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
4161 Try looking through the other end. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4162 Our research indicates you have three weeks to develop a plan before the creature reaches the next block. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
4163 The slime trail leads directly to the Garden State. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
4164 And don't say "It's Global Warming!" 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
4165 Nope, I don't see a collar. That's definitely a wild snail. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
4166 I think going to need more salt. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4167 Yessiree. Traffic really is at a snail's pace. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
4168 I wouldn't call it a moving violation. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4169 You need binoculars for that thing? You should've gone to Specsavers. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4170 That’s your plan? 400 tablespoons of melted butter and 250 cloves of garlic, finely minced? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
4171 Of course, I know what is. It's a big snail. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
4172 Wow; she has really come out of her shell! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
4173 Call Dan Aykroyd.... is he still in the business? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4174 The race is all his; I just checked and the guys who took the Cross Bronx aren't even close. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
4175 Are you sure, doc? I think you are overreacting.. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4176 They call it slow fashion 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4177 We should escargot while we still have time 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
4178 I think it wants to turn right 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
4179 I’m suddenly craving escargot. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
4180 Luckily for us, he's still two days away! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
4181 The good news is that it's moving slowly; the bad news is we're gonna need a lot of salt. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
4182 We've got enough garlic butter, but we're having trouble finding a fork big enough. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
4183 Seems like a hit-and-crawl case" 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
4184 We are out of salt, but we do have time to go get more. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
4185 This cleanup is going to be worse than the Boston molasses explosion. Get the salt out! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
4186 I told you, it has an I❤️NY hat 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
4187 Sir, this is heading straight for Central Park, grant you, at a snail’s pace with traffic. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
4188 Oh no, another variant, can you get it’s number? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
4189 At least it's a slow moving disaster 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
4190 It's sort of like an army: it travels on its stomach. Does that help? 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
4191 Maybe we should try some garlic and butter.” 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
4192 Have you been feeding him more than we discussed at his last appointment? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
4193 As you can see the GMO escargot needs additional modification. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
4194 I was trying to make snail mail relevant again. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
4195 Bad news, sir – the creature’s speeding up. We may only have hours till it reaches us. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
4196 Wow. He finally left the White House 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
4197 This oughta help speed up our mail delivery!!! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
4198 what are you talking about?? I don’t see a snail! 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
4199 The danger is very real but also very slow. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
4200 If we don't do something soon, he will be at the corner in a week. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
4201 We are calling in an air drop of garlic butter 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
4202 Unfortunately, due to climate change, we have run out of salt. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
4203 I know that slow and steady wins the race but I didn't think it meant it overtakes the human race. 1.2676 0.05659 71 56 13 2
4204 Don't worry, it's just a small vaccine side effect. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
4205 That’s correct Sir, our analyses shows it is indeed like watching a pot boil 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
4206 Yep, looks larger than life and in Slo-mo, like every catastrophe. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
4207 The pace is reassuring. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
4208 The Upside is that It’s going nowhere Fast - - and leaves a slimy telltale trail 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
4209 I hope the lab kept a good record of his diet." 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
4210 I don't know, try a little garlic 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
4211 At least now we can say traffic is literally at a snail’s pace. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
4212 She is stunning. Just stunning. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
4213 We have about 17 hours until it makes it to us. Is that enough time to save us? 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
4214 inform your tactical supply unit- we need a 200 foot escargot clamp...stat 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
4215 I just think traditional French food isn't sustainable in NY anymore. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
4216 Would it be embarrassing if we asked the government for road salts again? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
4217 Seems to be some sort of metaphor, sir. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
4218 ‘Looks like we have time to catch the next flight outta here before any amount of considerable damage is done.’ 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
4219 looks like the Japanese variant is here 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
4220 Trump’s taxes” 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
4221 Sir, does that look like a snail to you? 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
4222 Well, I'm not going to be the one to tell him he forgot a mask 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
4223 I know. It's a bit of an odd addition. But people prefer to Trump Tower. And it has less slime, too. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
4224 Tell him all the badmouthing of the Snail Mail is not about him! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
4225 You’d better sound the alarm, officer. It could be on the next block in mere days. 1.2674 0.04801 86 63 23 0
4226 Let him know we’re not a threat. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
4227 In spite of your spot on algorithms suggesting end-of-world aliens coming, I cannot call up the National Guard due to a giant snail blocking my view... 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
4228 I feel quite embarrassed to say, we did not predict teeth as a side effect. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
4229 Yes, General, it's posing a terrible threat to the city, but very, VERY slowly. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
4230 Tell me now, was it worth going pesticide free? 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4231 I told you not to order the extra large Escargot 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
4232 Sir, it seems as though they have really embraced the whole 'snail mail' thing. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4233 Call me old-fashioned, but snail mail is just more personal than sending an email. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4234 I suggest that you issue an immediate evacuation order for French restaurants! 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
4235 Give me those back. Right fucking now. 1.2667 0.08188 60 50 4 6
4236 Man, too bad I dont particularly like escargot. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
4237 He is going to slime you Doc. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4238 Quick! Get that Morton's Girl here Stat! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
4239 Escargot to the max! 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4240 This could be a revenge thing. Alert all the French restaurants. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
4241 Now, imagine this slow motion disaster was called Climate Change. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
4242 The eye witnesses are of little help, it all happened so fast. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4243 I was experimenting with Viagra. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
4244 We just need to sprinkle some crushed eggshells in its path. I promise you it will work. It saved the hostas plants in my garden." 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4245 Dinner is still on; it won't get here til next Tuesday. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
4246 I’ll get back to you with an answer next week. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4247 We figure that at his rate of destruction, the city has only 10-15 years to live. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
4248 That’s the new mailman 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4249 This is going to take a whole lotta salt! 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4250 Just another slimeball cutting the vaccine line. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
4251 We don't believe it's the one on the endangered species list, sir. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
4252 We have plenty of time to save everyone. It’s moving at a snail’s pace. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4253 I think the big story here is space and not pace. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
4254 No rush, but grab all the salt you can find. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4255 At least he won't try to muscle his way into real estate. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
4256 No,I’m pretty sure it’s the Chrysler. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4257 Should we call Godzilla to 'slug' it out with him? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
4258 He have time to evacuate, although it will leave a trail in its wake. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
4259 If you need binoculars to see that thing your eyes are worse than I thought. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
4260 Oh no! Let's circle back next month before it's too late. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
4261 Yes sir, we did say gastropod, not gastropub. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4262 Bad news General, logistics reports the salt supply chain is non-operational. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4263 Waiting to see if it’ll come out of its shell. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4264 Can you steer it toward the Guggenheim? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
4265 When you said traffic was moving at a snail’s pace down 5th Ave, I envisioned something quite different 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4266 Is it a male snail? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4267 It's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle -- it will disappear. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
4268 Look for a special on escargot. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
4269 Use a flame thrower, I have a great recipe for escargot. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4270 Sir, shouldn’t we start walking at a moderate pace? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
4271 I'm telling you, officer, there is no evidence chloroquine can protect you from that 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4272 Now will you listen to my theory on slime trails? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
4273 Order more garlic butter. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
4274 She's from 'Snails for the Ethical Treatment of Escargot'. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
4275 When would you like me to schedule your next eye appointment, Captain? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
4276 We're concerned this could become an emergency by Thursday. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
4277 Don't worry, it's just a B movie. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
4278 Take your time; but do SOMETHING, man! 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
4279 at least it moves slower than godzilla did 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
4280 Message the military for help - a second class stamp will be fine! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
4281 Vaccine ho! 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
4282 Well, at least it's filling in the potholes. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
4283 Snail mail really trying to out-do Amazon drones... Am I right? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
4284 This time, we have to stop it here before it reaches Washington, D.C. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
4285 At this rate, it'll destroy the entire city in seventy-six years. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
4286 We were trying the new Covid vaccine on snails and that’s what happened” 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
4287 Looks like it's just sliding into town now... 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
4288 Steroids, officer. The patient was acutely sluggish. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
4289 I heard traffic slowed to a snails pace...but this is ridiculous!! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4290 We must deploy the salt spreader. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4291 It's ok Doc, he's happy to shell out for a shot of the vaccine. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
4292 Looks like R&D at the mucilage factory has gone overboard again. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4293 I suggest a giant salt shaker. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
4294 Youʻre right. It wouldnʻt hurt to at least try imported beer since the cup of Coors failed. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
4295 Leftover from Trump, his big idea to slow the spread. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
4296 Our scientists thought this might help with "superhero fatigue," but it doesn't look like they're coming... 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4297 The good news is we have about two weeks before we need to do anything. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
4298 Eventually, we’re going to be in big trouble. 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
4299 There's no rush. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4300 I believe it’s a snail 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
4301 I can't see shit for that giant snail! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4302 This was a long time coming. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
4303 don’t worry! It’s just dr doolittle 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
4304 Call in the troops to launch an a-salt. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
4305 WALK LEISURELY FOR YOUR LIFE!! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
4306 Now that garlic butter tsunami makes sense. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
4307 We have the garlic, but we're gonna need a bigger baguette. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
4308 Don't worry. It doesn't devour on Sundays. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
4309 Might not pass until 2022 or 2023 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
4310 Oh, I think we have plenty of time to talk about us. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
4311 I believe you're right doctor, it's really just trying to get out of the sun 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
4312 A sprinkle of salt, some butter and herbs and we'll all be eating haute cuisine for days. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
4313 Fine. I was wrong, you were right. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
4314 How soon can you have 100,000 lbs. rock salt in place? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
4315 Looks like our only hope is that giant sloth on the Empire State. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
4316 I told you this new French Covid variant is really something. Now do you believe me? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
4317 Yes, captain, it is a more obvious virus. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
4318 What is more harmful is the trail of garlic butter. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
4319 It's from our alternative meat DNA research lab in Poughkeepsie 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
4320 So, what am I supposed to be looking for? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
4321 It’s going below the speed limit 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
4322 We’re in for another long year. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
4323 On the upside, he's super slow. 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
4324 Six weeks for Snailzilla to clear the city limits. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
4325 I'm sorry to say this could happen again if we don't build that wall. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
4326 Yes, but it is easy to get out of the way. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
4327 I am sick of being accused of snail mail in a Big way. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
4328 I feel like I should be surprised. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
4329 Looks like another monster home moving into the neighborhood. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
4330 One of the slower moving effects of climate change. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
4331 That could work, but it clearly violates SALT II. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
4332 We've got no time to lose General, he'll be on us in a week! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
4333 Park it at the service entrance; I'll tell the kitchen staff. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
4334 Snail-Mail? Must be our stimulus checks! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
4335 No problem. We can add 'needs corrective lenses' on your pilots' license. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
4336 Do you want my opinion as a scientist or as a lover of French cuisine? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
4337 Nipples, you say? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
4338 2015 - "It is a gift from the Trumps." 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
4339 It doesn’t matter what DeJoy says, mail delivery is ridiculously slow! 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
4340 It’s moving too slowly for us to reach a decision 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
4341 Everything's under control. We're preparing 60,000 gallons of garlic butter. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4342 Sir,it looks like the Postal Service has made some big improvements. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4343 The guys in the lab thought it'd be funnier than a really fast one. 1.2642 0.06681 53 42 9 2
4344 Latest update: it’s sedation dose will be delivered before it travels the next inch 1.2642 0.06114 53 39 14 0
4345 Yep, the vaccine can cure that too 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
4346 I knew this low sodium diet was a mistake. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
4347 No Sir, he’s not moving at a snail’s pace. That’s just Lexington during rush hour. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
4348 The good news? We've got a few days til he reaches us. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
4349 New York City hadn't seen so much slime since William O’Dwyer left office. 1.2639 0.05231 72 55 16 1
4350 The giant salt shaker is on the way, sir. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
4351 It started as an innocent lab experiment, but this is enough escargot to feed the French for years. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
4352 Escargot for all of New York! 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
4353 Well, I promised my wife I’d be home on time for dinner tonight so why don’t we just call it a day and reconvene back here tomorrow around 9ish to discuss our options. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
4354 Well! That's France fed. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
4355 At this rate we only have several weeks to evacuate those buildings! 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
4356 No need to rush. Should take him four days to cross the street. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
4357 Well, my patients certainly feel like he's a creeping-tom. Can't you at least get him for loitering? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
4358 I suggest you salt the streets. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
4359 Going to have to rethink this new snail mail project. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
4360 I'll get the giant knife, you get the salt and vinegar! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
4361 It was definitely going below the speed limit. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
4362 General, you're going to be forced to make a decision...in an hour or two. 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
4363 Looks like it’s mutating faster than we thought. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
4364 It’s Ted Cruz. Just thaw, dust with a little sand and bake in a 400 degree oven for ten minutes. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
4365 I guess the insurrection just wasn't enough. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
4366 It looks as though the snails are benefitting from global warming. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
4367 We need lots of salt. And no, we are not giving up our beer! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
4368 It was the best way to fix the problem, although it sounded better during the brainstorm 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
4369 Ironically it's heading straight for the salt factory 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
4370 This is incredible doctor! I can almost see Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan at the top of the Empire State building! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
4371 On the plus side, the slime trail is easing traffic flow uptown 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
4372 Look closely and you can see all the gum stuck to its underbelly. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
4373 If you make a crack about 'escargot', we're going kill you. Slowly. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
4374 I'm sure it will go away on its own...eventually. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4375 I hear its supposed to revolutionize the mail service! 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
4376 Twenty bucks says he's headed for the gastropub. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
4377 So, we've got a little time. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
4378 Those “S cars” gotta go. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
4379 Tell everyone on the street to evacuate by next Wednesday! 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
4380 Do you have a sense of how fast it's moving? 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
4381 It's not escargot. It's I scare. Go. 1.2632 0.05733 76 61 12 3
4382 It's your text book slow moving disaster. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
4383 Did I just see an S car go wild? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
4384 What are you looking at? Let me see! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
4385 Sir, we’re in the midst of another slow moving catastrophe.” “Yeah... I’m still not seeing anything. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
4386 Oh look, I can see the Crysler Building! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
4387 Conventional weapons are useless. This is clearly a job for Saltman. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
4388 Yes, that's the NYC-2d variant Dr. Fauci warned us about 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4389 How far out is the garlic butter,General? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4390 Still faster than the MTA 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4391 Any chance your men could help me coax it back to the lab? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
4392 See if there's a year on his shell 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
4393 New variant ... better test 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
4394 Yep. That snail is definitely speeding. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
4395 Oh no! The economy! 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
4396 You see it now right? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
4397 At this rate, total annihilation of the city is foreseen within 120 or 130 years. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
4398 Sooo, we'll be millionairs in the beauty industry. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
4399 No, colonel, that is not the snail we are looking for. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
4400 Knew he couldn’t make it around this corner. Should’ve taken the FDR. 1.2632 0.05085 76 56 20 0
4401 Alert every pretzel vendor in the city: I’m gonna need all the salt they’ve got, and I’ve only got a few weeks to a month to do it. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
4402 In France, they eat them. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
4403 I figure we have about four days before it gets to the end of the street. I'm more worried about the trail it's leaving. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
4404 Now you can understand why the destruction of the city seems to happen so slowly. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
4405 Looks like a slug-fest. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
4406 Well, it takes him 3 days to go a block, so I really think public hysteria is the bigger problem. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
4407 I think the erectile dysfunction meds are working. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
4408 We have plenty of time to evacuate in front of him, chief, but the slime trail will be something fearsome. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
4409 See I told you it wasn’t a conspiracy 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
4410 Oh hey, he's finally coming to work. 1.2625 0.05553 80 63 14 3
4411 So then I said ‘Wanda, honey, if you wanted to go to Olive Garden you could have just...‘ Hey, are you even listening to me? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
4412 It’s the new Prius SUV. Runs on algae. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
4413 Where are the French superheroes when you really need them? 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4414 Well of course killer whale makes more sense in hindsight. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4415 It's slime is worse than it's bite. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4416 Let’s get an ad ready for slime injury claims! Peter F . Eder, Darien, CT 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4417 Can you tell what kind of mood it’s in? 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4418 He may be somebody's pet. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4419 Apparently he is seeking vengeance on every seafood restaurant on the Upper East Side. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4420 Maybe if we tell him slime doesn't pay, he'll stop? 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4421 Maybe the French would take care of this problem. They don't like fast food anyways" 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4422 You want a second opinion? Yup that is a snail. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
4423 Just one caffeinated intern and an afternoon of gene editing and look what you get.... 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4424 Big snail in a little city 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4425 DeJoy has taken snail mail too far. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4426 Honestly, just sprinkle a half-ton of salt on the street. Problem solved. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4427 First, we called it the "Barney" variant. But when it started singing in French falsetto, we went with the "Edith Piaf." 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4428 We’ve been treating him for delusions of grandeur since he beat that tortoise. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4429 you're right, he's backing up 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4430 I'm a scientist not a chef, but we could try garlic and butter. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
4431 Unfortunately the blizzard depleted our salt reserves. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4432 I hope you’re prepared for a very long battle. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4433 Surprisingly fast! 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
4434 we lessen our worth 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4435 Our Bavarian lab’s giant pretzel needs more salt. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
4436 I recommend you call the Embassy, Captain. He’s a French refugee and we need to avoid an international incident. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
4437 He's headed to Le Bernardin on 51st for Escargot Night! 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
4438 That is going to take a lot of garlic butter. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
4439 « .....and thus our projections indicate a slightly sluggish economic recovery. Can you see anything? » 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
4440 It’s Godzilla’s long lost cousin, Godsnailla! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
4441 Call in the French...and tell ‘em to bring butter! 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
4442 ‘I mean, the newer vaccine has fewer side effects...’ 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
4443 Of course it's moving at a snail's pace. It has a sluggish metabolism. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
4444 Doc, are you sure I passed that eye exam? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
4445 This is the slowest moving monster on record General. 1.2615 0.05915 65 51 12 2
4446 Don't worry, we have a couple of days before it gets here. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4447 It's going to be tricky to do a temperature check on this one. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
4448 We really need those restaurants to reopen. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4449 It's like she's never been to the city before. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
4450 We've done all we can do – I suggest you call a French chef. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
4451 There is not enough garlic in Lower Manhattan, I fear. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4452 There is absolutely no evidence that this could have come from a lab. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
4453 Is redefining “a snale’s pace” really our goal here? 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
4454 We've ordered a bag of salt. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4455 I can’t see what’s going on there’s slime on the lenses 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
4456 Klaatu Barada Nikto 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
4457 He says he’s in charge of logistics for Trump’s Covid response plan. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
4458 Nice try, Donald. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
4459 Well he clearly hasn’t grown at a snail’s pace . 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4460 This disaster is far from over 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4461 Table or kosher 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
4462 I think we'll have plenty of time to plan a counter attack. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
4463 The word”Escargot” really set him off. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
4464 Ordinarily I'd say garlic butter, but this situation calls for plenty of salt! 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
4465 Just wait until she comes out of her shell! 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
4466 Birding is the best distraction in times like these 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
4467 We only have 10 hours before it hits that building! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4468 As a giant slug expert, this is outside my field of expertise. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4469 Isn’t that the Chrysler Building? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
4470 Good news. It'll take him another year to reach 34th street. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
4471 At its current rate of travel its ETA 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4472 You're right, that snail looks lost. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4473 By sometime next week he should reach those buildings 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
4474 We'll need a lot of butter and garlic! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
4475 Don't worry. It will be weeks before he gets to Midtown. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
4476 The Post Master General wanted it big enough to replace every mail carrier. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4477 You're going to need a bigger box of salt 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
4478 He said he’s here to distribute the second round. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4479 Not exactly the eggplant that ate Chicago, but not too shabby for a first try 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4480 We should expect a run on garlic and butter. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4481 At least we have several hours until it gets here. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
4482 By the time it gets finished, the city will be a shell of its former self. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4483 2020, “Can’t get any worse than me!” 2021, “Hold my beer...” 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4484 Don’t salt the roads they said. It’ll be good for the environment they said. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
4485 Well whatever vengeance we’re about to reap...at least we’ll reap it slowly 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4486 If we flood the streets with beer, the city just *might* have a chance... 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4487 They call it... Climate Change 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
4488 You win, Jeff Bezos 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
4489 Your weapons are useless - try a ton of garlic butter” 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
4490 I think it's heading for Bistro L'Escargot. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
4491 Thankfully, Slobzilla is a D-grade monster. Send for salt. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
4492 So, we agree it’s a snail? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
4493 I think you should tell the citizens to grab what they can and walk away with a sense of purpose. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
4494 Sir, I really think we ought to try a healthier alternative like smoked paprika or lemon zest. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
4495 At long last, vaccine distribution is developing a head of steam! 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
4496 I wonder how you cook it. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
4497 The science doesn't support this. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
4498 No, that's not my lipstick. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
4499 Thankfully he won't need a room. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
4500 I have my people checking in Julia Child . 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
4501 Well, at least it doesn't move as fast as King Kong. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
4502 I'm just saying...it may have escaped from my lab. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
4503 I’ll go get the tranquilizer gun. Be back about this time tomorrow. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
4504 Even at a snail's pace, it doesn't look good for on-site parking tomorrow. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
4505 This is the slowest disaster I've seen since the Great Molasses Flood. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
4506 Someone said you were in need of a new Postmaster General? Sorry it took so long. 1.2603 0.05171 73 54 19 0
4507 Epstein didn’t kill himself 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
4508 Still faster than the L train 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
4509 I told you. You need new glasses. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
4510 Your Shipment Just Arrived. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
4511 there’s no time to spare – we must warn the people of the danger of systemic schistosomiasis! 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
4512 Looks like he’s heading toward the Garden 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
4513 According to my calculations, it will take over one hundred thousand years to destroy the city at this rate. Plus it's eco-friendly. Let it be. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
4514 Godzilla was under the weather, so they got a new replacement: Gary the Snail from Spongebob. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
4515 'Are you still looking for the 'missing' votes?' 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
4516 It looks pretty threatening, but you have plenty of time to move your car. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
4517 It's gonna take a whole lot of road salt to take this guy down. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
4518 He’s not gonna make it. Alternate side changes on Friday. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
4519 It’s a last trick of the Post Office before we axe Devoy. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
4520 Technically it IS staying at home, general... 1.2597 0.05030 77 57 20 0
4521 Don’t panic- I think we’ve got time. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
4522 He’s part of a peaceful protest, sir. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
4523 Didn’t seem to be a rush, we put the warning out by snail mail. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
4524 No,not really real ... a CGI mutant. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
4525 How much salt does the military have? 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
4526 Not sure exactly what you need those binoculars for, Lieutenant Obvious. As we said, it's a giant snail." 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
4527 I think it’s time to rebrand! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
4528 ...we won’t have anymore salt until Winter. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
4529 I should probably refresh you on the rules to micro-dosing. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
4530 It appears that I accidentally ordered the extra, extra large escargot. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
4531 Yeah...but he's only slowly destructive. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
4532 I altered the gene for speed, not size. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
4533 DeJoy's plans for our mail delivery! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
4534 I think he's looking for a dentist! I know a good one on the 5th floor! 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
4535 What do you mean, “Google largest natural predator . . . ”? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
4536 You know what this means, don't you? A slow death. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4537 Is the UPS trying to make a point? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4538 Vee vill need a lot more butter and garlic. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4539 It's been a long time coming, but we told you it was true. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4540 Yes Larry, this is totally what it feels like watching your Bitcoin rise. 1.2588 0.05333 85 67 15 3
4541 These binoculars make that snail look huge. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4542 Uh sir...."Wow these binoculars really make the tiniest things look big 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4543 His options were to either get the vaccine or spend another year learning how to bake bread and self reflecting 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4544 Not as cute as the Snoopy balloon, but these are strange days... 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4545 Call the French restaurants. Escargot is today’s special. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4546 Macy's stock has been sluggish this quarter. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4547 OK Captain!” Do we call the Bronx Zoo Or Macy’s 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4548 When you told me to prepare for a "slow moving catastrophe" I thought you were referring to Climate Change! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4549 The crazy thing is how fast he made it through midtown. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4550 It's not miles away. You've got the damn thing turned around. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4551 I asked them not to send it by snail mail! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4552 At least it moves slower than Covid 19. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4553 This snail is large and I am holding binoculars and you are a scientist. Wow, captions are easy!!! 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4554 This is why you have to hand pick the amazing 50 foot lettuce every night. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4555 Escar-gotta-go 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4556 And the fifth wave will be even more dire. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4557 a single family home? In THIS neighborhood? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4558 Not what an pictured as a slow onset disaster 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
4559 Quick,call the French Embassy. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
4560 Got the stove on? There's a year's worth of Escargot. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
4561 Ok, now turn them around ..... Not so scary anymore is it!?” 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
4562 Excuse me, you need to put your mask on 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
4563 We need to act slow. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
4564 Don't worry it won't reach the cab until next week. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
4565 Must be one of those Banksies. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
4566 he's introducing a new "housing" model to the city. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
4567 Chief,we have to release the Giant 'Possum! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
4568 He escaped from a lab in China , the bad news is there a number of these highly destructive snails but the good news is We don’t have to wear a mask! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
4569 I don’t suppose it helps that this is a 10,000 year event? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
4570 Traffic is lighter than normal today. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
4571 I don’t know, he’s polling well in New Hampshire and Iowa, I think he’s got a chance if he runs... 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
4572 We could kill it, but then we'd have to fight a giant hermit crab for the shell. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
4573 Even if it goes home, it will still be there... 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
4574 See it for yourself, things are about to get sticky...slowly but surely 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
4575 Chief, you've only got 2 more days before it reaches those buildings! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
4576 So it's an undocumented immigrant. Now what? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
4577 At least we can run away from it ! 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
4578 Oh wow, it's one of those new ride-sharing Escargots. They're just crushing the competition. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
4579 Only Jacques Pepin can save us now. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
4580 That escargot escarwent to the max. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
4581 First, the polar vortex, and now this? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
4582 I told you to sprinkle shell fragments from extra-large eggs. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
4583 An attack on the French Quarter! Of course! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
4584 Spring is upon us. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
4585 It can do a lot of damage, but we have months to prepare. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
4586 I think the time has finally come to take those off the Endangered Species list. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
4587 don't ever put one in a microwave. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
4588 Sir, it appears to be some kind of... metaphor. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
4589 At least it's less contagious. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
4590 It must be New York Fashion Week @NYFW@SNAILWALK 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
4591 Sir, our projections show it will miss Wall Street entirely. So, there’s nothing to worry about. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
4592 Put your mask deep in your pocket. This Karen will get belligerent. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
4593 It's going to shell the city at any moment, sir. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
4594 Traffic today really is moving at a snail’s pace. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
4595 The variant was a bit larger than the model projected. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
4596 We're going to need more butter and garlic. A lot more. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
4597 I can do the cleaning, but first tell me is he baring his teeth or just smiling? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
4598 Has Morton's returned your call yet? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4599 He thinks this is the Garden State 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
4600 L'ESCARGOT POUR 117, S'IL VOUS PLAIT. LE CLICK & COLLECT. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
4601 I say we focus on global warming and put this on our ‘to do’ list 1.2571 0.06333 70 58 8 4
4602 Isn't it close enough already? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
4603 See the button says, ‘Macy’s Thanksgiving Day 2020 Parade or Bust!’? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
4604 Oh, no! He has a rare genetic disorder - his shell coils to the left. What does that mean? RUN! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4605 I’m telling you: there’s not enough garlic butter in the entire city to deal with this. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4606 It. Is. Slowly. Destroying. Us. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4607 Escargot for everyone! 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
4608 At this pace, it will be a week before it reaches Jersey. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
4609 It looks pretty big - even without the binoculars. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
4610 Can you tell if it is right for escargot? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4611 I heard Nancy dumped him. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4612 At his pace he will reach the West Side within the year. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4613 I'm not sure this will be a cost effective way to clean windows. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
4614 Scientists have always known this day would come. Operation Warp Speed has reached our City. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
4615 He wants to know where Madison Square Garden is. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
4616 Better send for some more melted butter and garlic sauce. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
4617 Yesiree Bob. That's one mother of a Gastropod. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4618 My monies on climate change killing us first. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4619 We’ve done it! We’ve finally figured out a quicker, more efficient way to distribute the vaccine! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4620 I believe he's searching for garlic butter. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4621 this side effect of the vaccine was totally unexpected 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
4622 Fortunately this particular species is herbivorous. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
4623 Her eyes are beautiful. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
4624 Well, its pace has slowed... 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
4625 No I don't think he is homeless! 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
4626 No reason for concern, it's just the newest cost saving measure from the postal service 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
4627 That new chef at "Apres Moi La Deluge" has brought escargot to a whole new level. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
4628 Our nuclear facilities need to be improved just a slight bit. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
4629 Don't Panic. At this pace, he won't reach us until next week. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
4630 I think he’s smiling. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
4631 Quick -- get out the road salt trucks! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
4632 We have seen this coming for weeks, Gary! I’m afraid it doesn’t take a scientist to see that your just racist. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
4633 Even beasts crushing buildings is slow this year 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
4634 What do you reckin Doc? Himalayan or Kosher? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
4635 Elaborate way to demolish the Trump Hotel but we'll take it. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
4636 No. behind that. Do you see it it? It’s a very rare Eurasian Wigeon. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
4637 As if Corona wasn't enough. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
4638 Listen, I know a slimeball when I see one! 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
4639 So is it a Horror movie or what? 1.2564 0.04976 78 63 13 2
4640 Looks like Tim Pearce at Carnegie Natural History Museum has finally told one too many snail jokes. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
4641 Don't tell me you tried the vaccine on the snail 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
4642 No improvement. Traffic still at a snail's pace. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
4643 Thankfully he's slower than Godzilla! 1.2564 0.05605 78 62 13 3
4644 OMG, now the giant snail is here. Do you see what he's demanding? 1.2564 0.04255 78 65 11 2
4645 Objects in binoculars appear bigger than they are. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
4646 The aliens have sent us a message by male snail. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
4647 Enough with the beer kegs! Bring on the salt trucks! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
4648 Well this is an odd variant 1.2564 0.04976 78 58 20 0
4649 The good news is he's vegan, he won't stop telling everyone about it. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
4650 Our testing suggests his escargot got up and went. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
4651 I warned you serving dinosaur escargots could backfire! 1.2561 0.05435 82 66 13 3
4652 I wish he’d hurry up 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
4653 Don’t worry captain, he’ll never escape the city, we’ll just follow his slime trail 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
4654 A virus worked in "War of the Worlds" 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
4655 We have to evacuate the building by Tuesday. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
4656 My advice is salt...lots of salt... 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
4657 It would be better served by a French chef. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
4658 well, there’s always 2022... 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
4659 As a matter of fact no, I don't think he's "as scared of us as we are of him." 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
4660 I specifically told you to choose the 'email' option. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
4661 ‘And we haven’t administered the second dose yet’ 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4662 Sir, you might want to put your mask back on. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
4663 My god, at this pace it’ll slime the whole lower east side by next year! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
4664 Snail Mail? 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
4665 Quick! Get the French chef! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
4666 I have twenty million locusts in a truck, if that will help. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
4667 The French are at it again,general. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
4668 The new Postmaster General gave new meaning to the term "snail mail"! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
4669 We've got plenty of time --- It'll take it a month to get over here 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
4670 Based on our calculations , the slug will be here sooner than climate change 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
4671 The good news is we can outrun it. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
4672 Looks like an escargot uprising! 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
4673 Snailmageddon wasn't on my bingo card. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
4674 Guns are useless, I tell you. Get the garlic. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4675 My best guess is that he’s developed a gastric motility problem. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4676 Colonel, I'm telling you, NATO has a French division trained specifically for this...and there's time. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
4677 Try to think like a French chef. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
4678 Sending the vaccine by snail mail . Why am I not surprised .. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
4679 I think it’s time to bring in the big salt shaker, sir. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
4680 ...then it will miraculously disappear 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4681 Oh no! Incrementalist change! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4682 Well looks like the economy has taken a turn, huh? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
4683 Can we spin it as an Escargot feast? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4684 It's on course to invade the Garden State. It will be there by next year if we don't stop it. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4685 Apparently escargot goes with everything. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4686 I wish we could say we saw it coming. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4687 It's just the mail. 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
4688 Who could have seen this coming? 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4689 The good news is we have a bit of time 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4690 See I told you, the Big Brother is always watching. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4691 Who said he’s welcome again in any form? Send slimy Donald back to Florida! 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4692 is “Just hand over my mail and no one gets slimed” 1.2542 0.07868 59 49 5 5
4693 All part of the "New Normal" 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4694 That giant bag of salt doesn't sound so stupid anymore, does it? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4695 You don’t have to do something. We have much time. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4696 Yeah, King Kong would still win. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
4697 Oh! it's the global warming monster! Don't worry, We have time!! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4698 Well doc, you said the end of the world would come slowly... 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
4699 The new vaccine delivery has arrived. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4700 We have three hours to evacuate the next block. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4701 It’s a snail, all right — a big one. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
4702 And it's moving a lot faster than a snail's pace. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
4703 Science has known about the possibility for years, but this has been a long time coming. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
4704 Definitely a Trump supporter! 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
4705 The situation is important, but not urgent. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4706 According to my calculations, we have about a month to evacuate. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4707 I know it's summer, but salt the roads! 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
4708 It’s gonna take awhile to clean up this sticky mess. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
4709 Slowly he turned ..." 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
4710 Claims to be a French refugee. Seeking asylum. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
4711 I thought traffic was slower than usual... 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
4712 Do you think we have a few different recipes for escargot? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4713 Jurassic Escargot 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
4714 Are you gonna give me a chance to look or not? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4715 An unfortunate reaction to the second dose. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
4716 Good news, General. The giant bowl of garlic butter is on its way. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
4717 Looks like a slow day 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4718 I see Netflix have already started filming the Godzilla sequel 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
4719 Not to worry, it’s just the mail” 📬 ✉ 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
4720 Well doctor, I guess this is how "fast" looks like... 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
4721 No, General, you can't blame the S.A.L.T. treaty. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
4722 The Air Force is on the way with salt. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
4723 I recommend salt.. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4724 Gastropodzilla evolved from an irradiated garden centre. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
4725 Oui, Oui, we have started using growth hormones to our snail farms—to increase production of course—why do you ask? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4726 Pulling out of the SALT agreement was the stupidest thing we ever did. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
4727 Finally, a slow moving disaster. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
4728 We could feed all of Paris. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
4729 Don't worry. We have days before it gets to us. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4730 For a second I thought it was the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
4731 It's those online pet vitamins! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
4732 Hasn't Texas been through enough? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
4733 If the salt doesn't work Dr., I fear many will succumb to the shear boredom of it all." 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4734 Let them eat escargot! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
4735 Mr. DeJoy says to just leave it alone. 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
4736 Planting urban gardens has a few drawbacks... 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
4737 Ahh, a very sticky situation! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
4738 The only way to stop it is with garlic butter and a crusty baguette! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
4739 He sweeps the street as he goes, so the City's breaking even. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
4740 Escargot have evolved. They think that having car in their name gives them certain rights. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4741 I'm going to need all the salt you got 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4742 General, I think your troops can stay in bed a little bit longer today 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
4743 I recommend garlic, butter, and all the goddamn Frenchmen you can find. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
4744 He should make it downtown in about a year. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
4745 I think we've still got time to stop him 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
4746 Get the biggest salt shaker you can find. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
4747 It maybe big, but it's still only a snail. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
4748 Well,General, you're going to need garlic and parsley. Oh, and butter. A lot of butter. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
4749 I'm hungry... Let's grab lunch, then deal with it. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
4750 The supply delivery really did come at a snail’s pace 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
4751 No, I don't think we can find a hungry giant Frenchman. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
4752 We can't believe he's back either. I just discharged him in 1997. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
4753 You’re going to want to maximize social distancing. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
4754 We have seven hundred forty-nine days, roughly. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
4755 We DID contact them, but they said they had nothing to suggest because Godzilla was a sea monster, so it looks like we're on our own. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
4756 That's just what we don't need -- more slime. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
4757 It's all happening just too fast! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
4758 Just like the obesity epidemic- we should have seen this coming. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
4759 I think it will be hard to find a menu that that dosn't feature escargot. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
4760 He said he was tired of waiting for the F train. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
4761 The damage is quite minimal, but the slime trail is disgusting 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
4762 Finally, a disaster that is respecting the speed limit. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
4763 That is definitely a dinosnail, captain -- a protected species. You cannot destroy it. The buildings, however, are not protected by law. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
4764 Apparently, the wheels of the gods *do* grind slowly. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
4765 No imminent danger to us, Sir. It's moving at a snail's pace. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
4766 It's the French Godzilla. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
4767 What if we just called the Orkin Man? 1.2533 0.05056 75 58 16 1
4768 Didn't know Miracle-Gro worked on crustaceans, too 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
4769 That's just a left-over float from the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
4770 My guess he’ll be less trouble to Godzilla than Mothra was 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
4771 TRUMPZILA 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
4772 Peregrine falcon? Let me see! 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
4773 I recommend we as-salt. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
4774 ermmm... well... it's still just an insect, right? Or, wait! Is it an amphibian? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
4775 This should distract them for a while until the flying pigs arrive 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
4776 Looks like March is on its way 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
4777 I told you operation warp speed was a misnomer 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
4778 I don't believe 'festive' is the word I'd use, General. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
4779 Will vaccines still work against this one ? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
4780 I know you said it’d happen eventually, Doc, but at that pace I thought it wouldn’t be in my lifetime 1.2533 0.05056 75 56 19 0
4781 I make the greatest snails, nobody makes snails like me. It's gonna be H-uuuge!", Sadly the former president's claims turned out to be true 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
4782 It looks like the virus has mutated again 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
4783 I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something that I loved from my childhood. Something that would never ever possibly destroy us.” #ghostbuster 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
4784 I ordered a 80 foot gastropub. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
4785 Should we call the National Guard or the French chefs? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
4786 All I did was feed it some fake news. 1.2532 0.05544 79 63 13 3
4787 It's likely headed for Mar-a-Lago. They feed on decaying organic matter." 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
4788 We’ve got another lollygager on our hands. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
4789 So this is the new definition of traffic is going at a snail’s pace? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
4790 If he wants a vaccine, tell him to take a ticket and get in line like everyone else. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
4791 Gonna need a really big salt shaker . 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
4792 The techs in the lab started playing around and it got out of hand! What should we do? 1.2532 0.05544 79 63 13 3
4793 Experiment gone wrong! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
4794 Have you tried garlic and a little parsley butter? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
4795 Get a crane and we'll dump it into my neighbor's yard. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
4796 Don’t worry, he’s headed straight for the pretzel cart 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
4797 It’s hard to tell with the glare off the shell” 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
4798 You're making it worse, sir. The social media slug feeds on attention. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
4799 On the plus side, we have plenty of time. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
4800 Puts Gordon Gekko into perspective, doesn’t it? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
4801 I’d say you’ve got three to four months 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
4802 Well, can you at least describe it to me? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
4803 s “The good news is we have time to figure out next steps.” 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
4804 Well, at least it’s not the fabled boiling frog 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
4805 Sir, you have to admit, French cuisine has made it back to the city in a BIG way 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
4806 Where's King Kong when we need him? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4807 Great with garlic, but substitue olive oil for the butter. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
4808 We've been gumshoeing on its trail for weeks now. 1.2530 0.05645 83 67 12 4
4809 Monsieur, I’m going to need all the butter you’ve got. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4810 So... did we succeed or fail? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4811 It looks like a Disneyland version of COVID 19 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
4812 This was your idea?” “Well, sir, since the defunding, we assumed a bigger one could deliver more in less time 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
4813 By my calculations, we only have an hour until he reaches that building! 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
4814 I suggest you try dropping salt from a plane. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
4815 That’s quite a move by the Housing Authority. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
4816 Seems that someone has been playing Jumanji Sir.. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
4817 Before you call in an air strike, perhaps we could lure him to the nearest Parisian bistro. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
4818 Sure. Blame the irradiated garlic butter. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
4819 Does he have any distinctive markings? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4820 The good news is that it pairs well with a Chardonnay. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
4821 May I suggest we try to remove it's shell....it will make it more sluggish. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
4822 Sure, you'll be fine. But think of your children. Think of your children's children. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
4823 I wish he'd have stuck with just shooting someone on Wall Street... 1.2500 0.07370 68 57 5 6
4824 Don’t worry, he won’t be in this area for a few more days. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
4825 Normally I would say 'Run like Hell!' . In this case I'd say 'Walk like Heck.' 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4826 He says he's here for the Wrestlemania Slugfest 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4827 Garlic, herbs, and butter standing by sir. But how do you plan to get people to try it? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
4828 Well looking at it isn't going to do anything 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4829 It's making a terrible sound, but does it look like a purposeful grimace? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4830 That’s the new Covid variant? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
4831 Can you see if they salted the roads? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4832 He's just fat enough and slimy enough for a politician 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4833 Red eyes mean it needs sleep 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
4834 According to my calculations, we'll need a crap load of salt. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4835 But it carries an amazing amount of mail. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
4836 Godzilla said he'd handle it, but didn't see the need to rush. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4837 I can’t believe how fast he got here. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
4838 Think escargot, big time! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4839 I think you may be missing the big picture here.” 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
4840 He's from the waters near Fukushima. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
4841 I think I'll just go with the Caesar salad at dinner tonight. No escargot for me. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4842 USPS carrier. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
4843 Yes, it’s going to do some damage. But don’t worry. We’ve got plenty of time to get away. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4844 I'm not sure the vaccine will be effective on this latest strain. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
4845 The Navy requisition officer misread the order for a giant sail. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4846 The government response to systemic racism finally reaches New York. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4847 Salt. Lots and lots of salt. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4848 Don't worry. It's not as big as it looks. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
4849 Meh, our grandchildren will learn to adapt. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
4850 If only we'd had time to evacuate the city. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
4851 Escargot for Thanksgiving, lieutenant? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
4852 Order all the garlic you can. We have a lifetime supply of escargot. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
4853 I knew it! It took them six months but the mutant New Jersey snails are finally here. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
4854 Maybe we should call a French scientist. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
4855 I think we can stop him with garlic butter. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
4856 Obviously Antifa 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4857 Quick, fill the giant plate with beer! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
4858 We’ve got some time. How much salt can you get together? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
4859 Binoculars??? You can't see that. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
4860 Well, if you don't have any salt bombs, I suggest the closest grocery store. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
4861 OK this is the weirdest cartoon you guys have come up with . 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
4862 There's a snail trail of destruction all over the city. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
4863 This is gonna take a lot of beer. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
4864 But aside from the obvious negatives, its easy to avoid, and its slime cures cancer. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4865 The bad news is, he’ll destroy the city. Good news is, it’ll take a month. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
4866 We... have much time 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
4867 No need to run. Will we go for lunch first? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4868 At this rate, we are in for a very long night. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
4869 Fortunately, Sir, he's moving at a snail's pace, so we should have time to stop him before the next building. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
4870 Yep, just as I predicted, it's a snail. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
4871 The bad news is that the giant snail will devastate the city and everything in it. The good news is that we will all die of old age by then. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
4872 Green! Yes, definitely green! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4873 You're looking through the wrong end, Captain. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
4874 Est-ce le variant du coronavirus? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
4875 Wow that is a big snail 1.2500 0.05658 76 61 12 3
4876 Are you sure you don't need glasses, Tim? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4877 I think the message says "Hide your giant vegetables" 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
4878 I think it's time to kill the SALT Treaty. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4879 This is going to play havoc with escargot futures. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
4880 Call the French Foreign Legion. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4881 How much longer is this going to take? The city was evacuated a week ago. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4882 I've called in the fifth responders 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
4883 We had so much time to prevent this. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
4884 Maybe the weird bump on its shell isn’t really the point. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4885 Perhaps it's time to call on the SALT missles. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
4886 I never noticed —their facial expressions can be quite endearing. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
4887 It appears the Early Warning System is on the blink. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4888 Well, at least we have time to figure this out. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4889 At least the bars are safe 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
4890 We’re doomed if it ever gets here. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
4891 We have the pan, General, but we're going to need a lot more butter. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
4892 If there is one thing I can’t stand, it’s a stuck up “ Otala puntata" 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4893 What we're bracing for is the kid with the salt. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
4894 I can’t tell where it’s escar-going 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
4895 i need a frenchmen, some garlic, butter, and a delicate wine pairing. escargotgotgot! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
4896 I'd suggest a slug, officer. Think of the irony! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
4897 I don't like her attitude. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4898 I can't tell if he's eating the mayor or if that is the mayor 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
4899 Never bet against a scientist and never, never bet against a hungry french scientist 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
4900 It’s coming for the French, not us. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4901 We warned you not to shell it. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
4902 Based on the movie, there should be a slight imperfection in his chest armor... 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
4903 This is a mutation of the New York variant. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
4904 We still have time to evacuate the city. 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
4905 Mon dieu, c'est un escargot 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
4906 Quick! We need ten tons of garlic and a tanker of butter. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4907 Does he look even remotely tired? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4908 We ONLY have a FEW WEEKS . . . to evacuate the city!!! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4909 What do you think? Drawn butter and garlic? 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
4910 Why couldn't they have just sent a text? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4911 You're right! They really do have teeth! 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
4912 No General, not insouciant rage; just a return to normalcy" 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4913 We're gonna need the elephant garlic. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
4914 Sir, should we call the Japanese or should we call the French? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4915 Do you think his dentures will be ready by the time he gets to the office? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4916 Sir, You can’t always see what you believe. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
4917 I never liked escargot. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4918 It hasn't reached the butter and herbs district yet, unfortunately. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
4919 Viewed another way, the impeding disaster will appear smaller and farther away. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4920 We think it is another mutation of the virus 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
4921 Well at least this variant allows for a little reaction time. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
4922 It must be one of the new more agressive strains. Obvisously, two shots weren't enough. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4923 I’m afraid our only hope is a piece of lettuce the size of Staten Island. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
4924 It's the snail's pace of a giant pandemic! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4925 Sir, I think we should pour salt on it. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
4926 It's an S car on the go. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
4927 And after Godzilla? This city has the worst luck. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
4928 The trucks of butter have arrived, but no word on the garlic and kosher salt. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4929 You don't need binoculars to see that you've pissed him off. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
4930 don’t worry it’s herbivores. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4931 Climate change, personified. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4932 It’s only trying to deliver our ballots. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4933 The good news is that we don’t have to act quickly. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4934 Ya see? I told you your binoculars weren't backwards! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
4935 At this rate, the city will be destroyed in 12 months. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4936 attack of escargantua 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4937 Cuomo’s latest push to 'slow' the spread 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4938 What makes you so sure that is a different kind of snail? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
4939 Our hypothesis that a dinosaur could be cloned using a snail egg is supported, however the clone is more snail and less dinosaur than we were hoping for. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
4940 There’s a silver lining in this chaos, look behind him Sir! 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
4941 I told you, the second joint was superfluous, Harry! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4942 So remember how we said the new strain had a slower onset of symptoms? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4943 ...The binoculars are overkill, don’t you think? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
4944 I've been warning you about this for the past 25 years 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4945 It’s either snail mail or 55,104 emails in my inbox. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
4946 The viral load of this new variant is very high, but the good news is that transmission is quite slow 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
4947 I recommend we close restaurants to indoor dining 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4948 When they said it was slowly making its way through mid town, they really meant it! . 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4949 I see it coming, slowly and destroying everything but it is coming for sure 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
4950 Jennifer Lopez used to live in that ugly building that looks like a trash can. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4951 We need to act fast... We have two years before this thing reaches D.C.! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4952 At least this slime to power is more authentic 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
4953 It’s time to break out the giant salt shaker, doc 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4954 Prepare to deploy the melted butter! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4955 Unfortunately sir, our salt supply was depleted during happy hour margaritas. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
4956 I know it’s not the best timing, but I still haven’t taken my lunch break. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
4957 You usually only see these kind of snail trails during Fleet Week 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4958 We’ll deal with it when it never gets here 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
4959 This slow moving traffic is really getting out of control 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4960 Don't you think Corona was a better escape from labs..? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4961 Do you see now, why the Postman should always ring twice before leaving a package? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
4962 On the other hand, it might just be because of the giant snail but that’s not really my area of expertise. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
4963 Can you believe this shit? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
4964 On the bright side, people may take the lock-down more seriously. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
4965 If we don't stop him now he'll destroy the entire city in twenty years. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
4966 Have a salt shaker big enough for this one? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
4967 We have a permit. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
4968 : Dude, just look at him slide into 2021. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
4969 A snails pace- my ass! 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
4970 We didn't notice when it went missing from the lab 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4971 On second thought, there might have been a better place to test our new Make-Small-Things-Actually-Big Binoculars 1.2469 0.04821 81 63 17 1
4972 You’re gonna need a bigger pot. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4973 I recommend quick action. We only have 17 months to save the city. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
4974 We've just got to fire Post Master de Joy 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4975 They're actually quite beneficial. They only destroy older buildings that are already falling apart. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4976 At least time is on our side. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4977 The French restaurant said they'd pay by the pound. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4978 If we can direct him East, the Morton’s salt girl just went through that neighborhood. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4979 It's my job is to monitor growth hormones. Yours is to take care of taxis. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4980 See officer! Its NOT a statue! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4981 When you said the new variant was bigger than Oprah - you weren’t lying!! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4982 "Even by metaphoric governmental bureaucracy standards, it moves kinda slow. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4983 From what I understand, we will have some time to make a plan. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4984 100 tons of Morton's, with or without iodine, should be sufficient. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4985 Welp... I think we can put this off for a while 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4986 « Well, we saw this coming. » 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4987 Nah, I need more evidence 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4988 Sir, we've run out of butter. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4989 Slug life. It's crushing this city. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4990 He says the Postal System is giving him a bad name. 1.2466 0.05441 73 58 13 2
4991 It's him,all right. Would recognize him any where,slim bag. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4992 We’ve determined scientifically, it’s mostly plastic! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4993 It takes your mind off it, right? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4994 Does this have something to do with snail mail? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4995 General, I’ve done the calculations and I think we can out run it! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4996 Well he’s certainly taking his time ! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4997 The lawyers of the film production company said 'Slow & Furious' was ok" 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4998 We must act quickly, General. Order the Corps of Engineers to replace the reservoir's water with beer. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4999 I thought I was going to have to deal with someone that was shellshocked! This is just another case of a single home dwelling trying to move in without a zoning permit. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
5000 Let’s get some lunch. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
5001 He's not evil, he's just a little slow. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
5002 Is that spinach? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
5003 It took them about 25 minutes to get crosstown ......that seems normal on a weekday 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
5004 Does bigger mean faster? 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
5005 The US Covid-19 Response: A Pictorial Interpretation 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
5006 We’re going to need more than just a pinch 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
5007 God, I hate slow walkers. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
5008 Agreed, its huge though not very urgent. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
5009 Given the nature of the circumstances, General, I'd say you can take your time. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
5010 He's heading straight to Chez Pierre. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
5011 Luckily we’ll have time to figure out how to stop him. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
5012 One less car,go get help. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
5013 Before you shoot, be sure he isn't on the endangered species list! 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
5014 Officer ... I think we should escarGO 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
5015 we’re good. it’ll get here in a snail’s pace. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
5016 Try table salt. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
5017 It's definitely male. And from the Post Office. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
5018 Are you sure the Guggenheim is this direction? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
5019 Ever since the French went to nuclear power we knew this was coming one day. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
5020 Full disclosure, I was funded by the escargot industry. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
5021 The other slow-motion disaster is the Mets. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
5022 It's your quintessential slow moving disaster. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
5023 at least we're not in immediate danger 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
5024 Hmm, that mole really does look suspicious 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
5025 We're safe here until Thursday. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
5026 huh that guy wasn't kidding we he said "we''ll see giant snails rolling through town before we get these damn vaccines!" 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
5027 At this rate we'll need the next block cleared out in 72 hours 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
5028 Well I'm flummoxed! Everyone thought these went extinct in the Jurassic. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
5029 Another disaster they'll say they didn't see coming. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
5030 Tests show that ocean salinity won't be strong enough. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
5031 Get the salt shaker. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
5032 Is he complying with the mask mandate? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
5033 Maybe take the West Side Highway. 1.2464 0.04800 69 53 16 0
5034 If only Texas hadn’t taken all of our salt. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
5035 SNAIL-VID 2022 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
5036 I told you he wasn't ready to be adopted 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
5037 Godzilla had invited his cousin a few months ago to destroy the city. Looks like he’s just getting here. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
5038 It's the SUV of escargot. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
5039 The postal service sent it on a test mission. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
5040 It's a sign. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
5041 I did tell him to "slow his roll". 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
5042 We made this one too big. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
5043 It’s crazy. We didn’t expect it till 2074! 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
5044 Maybe you should look through the other end of the binoculars. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
5045 So surprising - we thought cockroaches would inherit the earth. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
5046 The natives call her Escargantuan. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
5047 You don't need those binoculars, Captain. It's only just across the street. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
5048 It’s big, but slow. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
5049 It ain't as bad as we thought, doc. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
5050 Tell the President we'll be needing three M198 howitzers, a ship load of garlic butter, and a fine 2013 Alsace Pinot Gris. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
5051 At this pace, he’ll be here in a couple hours 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
5052 Rumor has it that it escaped from a lab. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
5053 They had a prototype at Macy's parade; this one is real! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
5054 He thinks he is in Miami. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
5055 It's on loan to the Met. Apparently, the Greek army at one time had a strategy to take Paris. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
5056 We could get Sanitation to salt the streets. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
5057 And we thought King Kong’s “trail” of destruction was bad... 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
5058 Sorry, Captain; Godzilla was already booked. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
5059 We have to act fast, he'll have this block destroyed by November. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
5060 I can remember when it was only five blocks away. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
5061 We’ve been tracking him. He just shot someone on Fifth Avenue and everyone is okay with that. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
5062 I doubt it will disappear with the warm weather, general. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
5063 "I'd feel better if he wasn't producing so much mucus." 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
5064 I guesstimate it'll be here to crush us in a matter of days. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
5065 It’s too soon to determine the cause of the miles of sludge slowly coming our way. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
5066 He seems to be in a good mood today. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
5067 Don't be too hard on yourself, Carl. No one could have seen that coming. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
5068 Yes! I saw that car go! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
5069 I still can't see the giant's nail. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
5070 How much butter and garlic do you estimate that we will need? 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
5071 I think we should ask it to wear a mask while it’s in the city. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
5072 Certainly explains the slow mail delivery! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
5073 What`s the rush? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
5074 The present mutation resists salted roads. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
5075 It's really cleaning up the slime trail that's the biggest problem. Where do we dump it? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
5076 We just didn’t have the time Sir. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
5077 I believe he's looking for S.Lime street. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
5078 We’re going to need a recipe for esgarot. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
5079 You only have 2 weeks before your police car will be history! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
5080 super-sizing is not healthy, sodas or escargot 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
5081 I think "snail-ho" is an understatement. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
5082 Look! Snail mail is on the rise again! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
5083 No rush, at this rate it will be here next month! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
5084 Bob, 'Im really not sure being cast as a figure of authority and respect makes up for the snail. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
5085 We've got some time before we really need to take action. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
5086 At this rate,it should be at 52nd St. by September. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
5087 The sous chef is on his way. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
5088 C’mon rent-a-cop, if you don’t do something we all could be dead in a month! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
5089 Well Doc, looks like we need a bigger salt shaker 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
5090 uh oh, that's pretty big 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
5091 Sir we can’t allow this to happen, if everybody brings his own home, rents in the city will plummet 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
5092 Red tape is looking a little different nowadays 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
5093 What a gooey death is waiting for us! 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
5094 No matter how hard you look, you aren't going to find evidence that the Deep State is controlling it. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
5095 GET THE SALT! 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
5096 Try shooting him with rock salt. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
5097 Slowest. Disaster. Ever. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
5098 It's Escargozilla General, we're going to need more salt. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
5099 You better alert the Guggenheim 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
5100 I'm estimating sixteen weeks to full destruction. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
5101 Well... see, even though most folks don’t really care for him, he won the most electors. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
5102 Ok well I think he’ll do less damage then a second Trump term. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
5103 Should have seen that one coming 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
5104 why, you're right, he doesn't gave any teeth! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
5105 His pace is slow, but with so many ignoring today's problems, we feel we've created the perfect weapon for today's times. 1.2444 0.05314 90 73 13 4
5106 Thank goodness it's moving at a snail's pace! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
5107 Yes, it is an aphrodisiac, but that's not important right now. 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
5108 Could this be the handy work of Mr. Dejoy? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
5109 With these new binoculars you can all the way to the top of Empire State Building. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
5110 Call in the a-salt team. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
5111 Moves at a snail's pace without gas or electricity. And is carbon positive! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
5112 All I can say is my assistant must have swapped the vaccination vials. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
5113 There is only one way to defeat it - contact every French restaurant in the region! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
5114 He's finally here with our mail. That's why they call it snail mail. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
5115 We grew him for the remake of The Day After Tomorrow 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
5116 Trump’s Revenge 1.2439 0.05366 82 71 6 5
5117 His snail mail was slow to arrive, so he went postal. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
5118 Careful with your pronouns as it is hermaphroditic. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
5119 I’ll lead the as-salt 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
5120 In my professional opinion that snail is really big 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
5121 Quick! We only have 4 days until it reaches us! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
5122 I said I wanted a mutant that fights crime,not slime! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
5123 You need to visit an eye doctor. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
5124 The set for 'Snailzilla' was coming along so nicely, too. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
5125 Eh no, the monster is not 'scientifically' accurate. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
5126 Can you believe that? They're delivering our order by male snail! 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
5127 We're gonna need 400 million tons of salt. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
5128 Yup, it’s definitely Godsnaila, we’ll have plenty of time to evacuate the city. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
5129 We should have just followed the trail. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
5130 We thought it would grow a bit slower 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
5131 Your Uber's here 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
5132 Of all the days to have a salt shortage. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
5133 I see the vaccines are finally here. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
5134 Get the salt squad - now! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
5135 We should call the National Guard NOW. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
5136 I know there’s a short term downside, but it’s an endangered species. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
5137 Apparently it's a metaphor for the hubris of man trying to conquer nature. Ironically we kill it with a lot of beer. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
5138 Like Covid-19 , his genes have mutated. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
5139 So that is why traffic is so sluggish today. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
5140 Great, now he's huge AND slow. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
5141 How bad are your eyes that you need binoculars to see that? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
5142 Yes, it's a disaster, but it will of course unfold at a snail's pace. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
5143 Sir, we only have three hours until it decimates the next city block. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
5144 We've only seen this coming for 10 years.... 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
5145 Let's just say we didn't see it coming. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
5146 Pulling its tail seems to have worked 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
5147 Looks like we just have two weeks to find a ton of garlic 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
5148 No, not that CIA - call the Culinary Institute of America. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
5149 He's upset the new dentures are taking too long, so I said "small world." 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
5150 The word from DOT is that they used up all their road salt in the last ice storm. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
5151 If the new snail bait fails, we can always outrun it. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
5152 I warned you about this 25 years ago. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
5153 This year's early warning system design challenge 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
5154 We must alert the citizens to evacuate when they get around to it 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
5155 You realize you now have a hydrant to repair. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
5156 At this pace, the French chefs will arrive before it can do any more damage. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
5157 It wants to know the way to Paris, and it sounds angry. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
5158 Not to worry, from what I can see he is moving a a snails pace! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
5159 Don't worry. The new mutation is slow spreading. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
5160 We clocked it at 5 feet per minute. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
5161 Fortunately, we will have the extra large garlic on hand by the time it gets here. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
5162 I mean, traffic has always been a bit sluggish... 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
5163 It's going to be another terrible year. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
5164 I thought snails fed on plants. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
5165 See? I told you not to over fund the Post Office 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
5166 Shall we unleash our emergency giant salty pretzel stockpiles? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
5167 It comes relentlessly, but at a snail’s pace. 1.2429 0.05549 70 57 11 2
5168 You’re gonna need a bigger salt truck. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
5169 I'm afraid I added too much of the growth gene. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
5170 It escaped from our health foods lab. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
5171 I'm diagnosing you with severe nearsightedness. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
5172 I say use salt, not a strafing run of bullets. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
5173 We think this one started in a French lab. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
5174 They are slowly taking over the city. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
5175 It appears Dr. Doolittle is still going into the office 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
5176 But... this was supposed to be that giant lizard vs monkey movie, right? 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
5177 I see a silhouetto of a man 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
5178 Sir, you did request heavy shelling 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
5179 It appears as if the 2020 grand finale has finally arrived. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
5180 The incumbent mayor's office has refused to sanction any response - the snail attack will be the key issue on the campaign trail in 5 years 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
5181 Undoubtedly Achatina fulica, the giant African snail — emphasis on the "giant." 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
5182 Are the binoculars really necessary? 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
5183 It's going to be here any week! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
5184 Yes, it looks even bigger through these binoculars. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
5185 Yup. It’s that slimeball ex-president trying to incite another insurrection. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
5186 This new variant of COVID-19 is pretty vicious. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
5187 Oh it’s the new Pokémon. If you catch him they give you the Moderna vaccine. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
5188 We're developing a new weapon to stop it based on large quantities of butter, garlic, shallots and flat-leaf parsley 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
5189 You’ll probably see it more clearly, sir, after you remove the lens caps. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
5190 SALT! STAT! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
5191 Must be a Banksy. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
5192 Obviously you’re new on the job, but in this town it doesn’t hurt to have a quick look around BEFORE you blow your cab whistle. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
5193 He's a male snail, and he'll get here eventually. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
5194 Here comes the government response to COVID-19 ...big and slow 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
5195 There's no need to do anything hasty. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
5196 Hey! Look at that S-Car Go! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
5197 They say he could reach Times Square by April. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
5198 Snail Mail finally getting here after the winter storm. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
5199 I think we’re going to need more salt 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
5200 Yeah, I just asked the restaurant behind us and they said no, we can’t have all of their salt shakers. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
5201 Looks like the vaccine team is arriving. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
5202 It's worse than I thought. We're being shelled. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
5203 I thought Street Sweepers came on Tuesday. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
5204 It took him 24 hours to get across the Brooklyn Bridge in rush hour traffic. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5205 It looks like it may be a hybrid. Snailzilla! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
5206 It is slow moving but not a pathogen. Also, may I be excused sir, the guys in the lab need me to pick up flats of garlic and several cases of butter. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5207 Looks like the post office decided to double down on snail mail. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5208 Meh. The rats are bigger. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
5209 Not your regular escargot. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5210 We'll need 100,000 gallons for that beer trap 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5211 It was a different type of radioactivity. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5212 Five hundred gallons of garlic butter, coming right up. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
5213 I still don't see it, Professor. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
5214 They say the slime trail is delicious. Maybe we should just let it go. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5215 You mean to say it is not wearing a mask! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5216 Yup! Slowly but surely we’re crushing our World! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
5217 Same time next week? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
5218 Escargot is on the menu tonight 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
5219 To hell with Margaritaville. I need that lost shaker of salt! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5220 We contend that Trump made us do it. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
5221 This is our only option since the Internet went down 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
5222 Oh don't worry about that...it's just the new post office mail delivery system 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
5223 Jeez, for a brainless invertebrate, it seems to be exhibiting some pretty human behavior. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
5224 I’d love to help, officer, but my lab is expecting a large shipment of “S cargo”. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
5225 I think we should’ve waited for Johnson & Johnson... 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
5226 I don't think we'll need to take action for quite some time yet. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5227 Doctor: You’ll be fine sir, alternate side parking is suspended today. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
5228 Vaccine side effects on Trump genetics 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
5229 Do you really need the binoculars or you’re just in denial of what’s coming? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
5230 Seriously, Lester? You can’t see the giant mutant snail without binoculars? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
5231 I said we need to NAIL the criminals in this city! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
5232 Reddit traders wanted to bring back snail mail 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
5233 I believe he hid in an escargot ship 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
5234 We're going to need a lot of garlic butter! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
5235 Order the garlic butter air strike before it's too late! The dining room closes at 8PM. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
5236 Our foreign relations with French chefs has overheated! 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
5237 The only thing that can kill it is butter and garlic. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
5238 I am thinking escargot for everyone at our tailgate partee. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
5239 He got into the gamma rays again. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
5240 Let’s get some garlic butter... 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
5241 I don't think a mask will help against this New Variant?! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
5242 Our last hope is that he gets COVID. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
5243 It's a variant....... 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
5244 We have plenty of time to call in the army,sir. It won’t get here before tomorrow night. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
5245 Yes sir, I'm absolutely positive that this is the cause of destruction. Not Obama. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
5246 Slow & Steady doesn't seems like winning the race. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
5247 Gee, doc - you think he’s vaccinated? Definitely looks like a superspreader 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
5248 Hey doctor! U didn't see it coming. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
5249 So that's how Turbo road rages. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
5250 At this rate he'll be down the street in a week! 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
5251 Pride goeth before the slime 1.2410 0.04053 83 68 14 1
5252 Officer, this is not a wait-and-see situation. It's time we salt the streets. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5253 I told you the shallow pan of beer trick wouldn’t work on this one. He’s slurped up over 100 pans. And now he’s just a huge DRUNK snail, idiot! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5254 I like King Kong's new style... 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5255 That's right, General. SALT. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5256 So far, at least, it’s pacing itself 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
5257 So in the 70’s there was this beached whale in Oregon... 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5258 No rush on this. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5259 This slime is going to be a long-term problem, Sir. 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
5260 We've seen it coming for a long time. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
5261 You have a salt missile on hand, General?” 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
5262 Careful, he was fired without cause. 1.2405 0.05469 79 64 12 3
5263 You can't just waltz into Manhattan like this. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
5264 You’re holding those backwards...it’s actually bigger than normal 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
5265 Oh sure, but when we said a deadly disease was spreading at 100x this speed, nobody listened, but this is a much sexier headline 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
5266 Do you see my car keys? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
5267 Our scientists did warn you that traffic would move at a snail's pace. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
5268 Yeah... now I see what you mean. 1.2405 0.05469 79 67 8 4
5269 Does the city have enough salt for this? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
5270 Technically it’s a snail sir. While slugs do occasionally have soft internal shells or “mantels”, you can see this creature has a hard, protective, EXTERNAL, shell. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
5271 We can probably just walk for help. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
5272 The molasses flood seemed funny too, at first. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
5273 I say, "call all the French chefs in the city". 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
5274 Looks daunting but give me a salt shaker and Snailzilla is history. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
5275 He's here for the vaccine. 1.2400 0.04522 100 83 13 4
5276 We're gonna need a ton of butter and garlic. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
5277 I was afraid the GMO spinach was a bad idea. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
5278 But once you bring it down, I promise you - it's delicious! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
5279 Think of it as a metaphor, you know. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
5280 And I said, “Mr. Johansson, are you certain it’s been three weeks since your first vaccination?’ 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
5281 I could blame it on global warming. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
5282 Snail Mail has arrived! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
5283 It came from the Gowanus Canal. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
5284 We could try the captain's idea now but next Tuesday is better for me. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
5285 Salt. Lot's of salt. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
5286 We've calculated that it will take him 3 days, 4 hours and 5 minutes before he will slime city hall. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
5287 No, General, this is a job for...French Man! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
5288 At least it’s pace is slow. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
5289 And we laughed when their Overload Petition listed "large snails." 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
5290 We are all going to die but it's going to be a very slow death. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
5291 I have a team from the French Culinary School on the way. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
5292 Sir this a Wendy’s! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
5293 You're going to need a bigger butter dish. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
5294 Dr. Thunberg says it will take 10 years to crush us all. Do you want to act now, or wait? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
5295 Sunny, with a chance of snail. 1.2400 0.05315 75 60 13 2
5296 Probably enough time to get gas if we drive slowly 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
5297 I still think “Monstrous Mollusk” is catchier than “Super Snail”. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
5298 Actually, it isn't the salt that kills them. It's their body's reaction to the salt. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
5299 Don't get salty with me, Captain. Wait, that gives me an idea... 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
5300 So that’s what S-car-go means 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
5301 It’s an experiment in urban housing policy. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
5302 No need to rush,but we’re gonna need a lot of salt 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
5303 I agree Jamison, something needs to be done. I just don’t see any reason to hurry. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
5304 General, conventional weapons won't work. The missiles need to be tipped with butter and garlic, but no basil! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
5305 It'll be here in about a day. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
5306 It escaped from our lab across the street last year but fortunately hasn't made it very far. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
5307 Sir, this male snail is less common now even with 'Forever' stamps. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
5308 General, we are ready to deliver the evacuation orders to the post office. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
5309 This is why I cannot stand Irving Berlin 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
5310 I know how to defeat it we just need all the salt the world has to offer. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
5311 On the other hand, he's slow 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
5312 any sign of Air Salt Support ? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
5313 Intercepts confirm it's Doolittle. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
5314 Shell shock. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
5315 Sir, we're going to need every salt shaker in the city. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
5316 'Honestly, it's destroying things a lot faster than I thought a snail could' 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
5317 The giant beer trap didn’t work, sir. Apparently it only drinks West Coast IPAs. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
5318 White people really don’t get it 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
5319 That’s a really big snail, General. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
5320 I feel like he’s pissed at me...does he look pissed? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
5321 Is THIS the USPS plan to get back on track? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
5322 Bob, I think our shipment for covid-19 vaccines has finally arrived in snail-mail. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
5323 It all began last night when my wife ordered the escargot appetizer 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
5324 Godzilla Prequel! 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
5325 What is it they eat? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
5326 It looks like we overdid the growth serum. Elizabeth Shaw San Francisco, CA 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
5327 Everyone's going to be safe though, he's vegan. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
5328 This guy is angry. After four years of Trump, he is about to slime Trump Tower. We were planning on urban renewal on the site anyway. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
5329 Luckily we don't test on rats anymore. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
5330 Are you making sure that’s the same snail that came last year? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
5331 Not a bad speed for its size heading for the turnpike. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
5332 He's on top of my keys. Can't you get him to move at a cheetah's pace? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
5333 Well, it’s not like that cab didn’t have warning. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
5334 At this rate we'll only have three weeks to evacuate the city. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
5335 Well,well,well,if it isn’t the giant snail that’s been fucking my wife. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
5336 He’s angry because we keep saying that this vaccine rollout has been going like a snail’s pace. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
5337 Now keep in mind, it will look huge through the binoculars. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
5338 It doesn't matter, the New Yorker cartoons aren't as funny as they use to be. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
5339 No sir. It's not just an"itty-bitty bug". You've got those things turned around again 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
5340 We're going to need a bigger beurre à l'ail 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
5341 Hie escaped from the lab this morning: says he wants his Mommy. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
5342 Well, he’s finally come out of his shell! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
5343 Nothing to worry about, Sir. Tavern on the Green is ordering in bulk. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
5344 Look! The COVID mascot just arrived. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
5345 I can never remember the names of clouds either. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
5346 Yes, General, a nuclear missile would work... but again, so would a cup of salt. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
5347 Ray…when someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
5348 Good heavens, we used the entire salt shaker and it had NO effect! 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
5349 Wasn't this thing supposed to attack last Wednesday? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
5350 What fresh, slow, Hell is this? 1.2388 0.04798 67 57 8 2
5351 Last time I saw a snail-trail that big, I was blackout drunk in NOLA on Mardis Gras weekend. You'd never believe what they are charging in hotel cleaning fees these days! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
5352 We believe there’s a market for supersized escargot. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
5353 At his pace we should be able to come up with something before he gets too far. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
5354 At this pace, we only have til the end of the year before the city is destroyed. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5355 We're going to need a lot more butter and garlic, Chief. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5356 This reminds me, I have to leave early-I have dinner reservations at that new French place tonight. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
5357 Whadda ya think? Butter and garlic? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
5358 This is a typical problem that carries the Fibonacci sequence 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5359 Door Dash with your escargot! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
5360 Hmmmm...the one last week didn't have horns. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
5361 Perhaps we should have salted the roads after all. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5362 The lunchroom was serving escargot and I must have left the door open to our lab... 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
5363 Quick, tell Godzilla his escargot is getting impatient." 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
5364 The effect on French restaurants is one of the unforeseen consequences of Covid 19 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
5365 Declare an emergency! We have just three weeks to get out of it's way! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5366 Our only hope now is the French Air Force's experimental garlic butter bomb. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5367 Actually, I think I would prefer the Stay Puff marshmallow man. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5368 It's only a mater of time before he hits a patch of road salt. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5369 That's for Antoine's Bistro. They're having a sale on escargot. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
5370 If he needs some work done let him in. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5371 It's a good thing it's moving at a snail's pace. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5372 Captain, According to our research it won't be in Midtown for weeks. I'd take the LIRR 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
5373 Fortunately he moves at a snail's pace. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5374 He is blind so he won’t hurt anyone. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5375 You could probably put this off like we did climate change. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5376 I told you climate change had unseen consequences. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5377 Did you figure out what it is allergic to? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5378 We certainly had enough warning. 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
5379 They're just filming an episode of "Real Garden Snails of New Jersey" 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
5380 It escaped from my lab and I want it back! Cal Bellamy, Munster, IN 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
5381 Try turning them around. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
5382 I say we slug it out, doc! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5383 It won’t be long before this becomes the new normal 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
5384 Take your time. We’ve got nowhere to be. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5385 Our instruments show that removing the shell might make it more sluggish. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
5386 I told you to salt the roads last night 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
5387 GM Lettuce... 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
5388 I understand your point but I can’t see it with my eyes. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5389 Yes, I gave the snail Hydroxychloroquine and his symptoms disappeared, it’s a miracle! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
5390 Your order of Monsanto escargot is out for delivery. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
5391 At least the slime will finally make us popular on TikTok 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
5392 We were just trying to see how long these escargot could go! 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
5393 « Diagnosis: the snail reached the ark. » 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
5394 The elephant in the room is always difficult to see 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
5395 It appears that the French variant of Covid-19 has reached our city... 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
5396 Take your time.............. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5397 So let me tell you how they handled this very situation in Salt Lake City. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5398 At this rate of movement, sir, we predict we will be extinct before it causes much damage anyway. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
5399 Get me some garlic and butter, STAT! 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5400 We've downgraded from "Rampage" to "Crawl". 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5401 I think he's looking for the Empire State building. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
5402 By our best estimates, he should reach us here on the sidewalk in another week or so. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5403 The official NIH position is it mutated from the local farmers’ market. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
5404 Now can you see the snail? 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5405 This thing has really spiraled out of control. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
5406 He said he was sick and tired of everyone in New York calling him slow. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5407 General its a Vaccinus Rolloutus! It's cousin will be here in a month. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5408 Captain, you need to a salt! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
5409 No, General, I don't think 'a righteous can of beer' is still an option. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5410 The good news is, we have enough time to arrange for the National Guard to arrive 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
5411 just wait till he starts to gallop 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
5412 To be fair, his grindr profile did mention he was freakishly large. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
5413 Looks like the slug-fest has begun... 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
5414 Too Big To Snail 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
5415 Well? Is my kite up there? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5416 General, I insist you call in the garlic and butter immediately! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5417 His car go. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5418 I first saw him when I was 11 1.2368 0.04909 76 60 15 1
5419 Something tells me this is going to be a protracted conflict. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5420 Hey Progress, come on in. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5421 Looks like a Calder to me. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5422 Frankly, I'm mystified. I didn't think escargots were in season. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5423 The good news is we have enough escargot for a decade. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5424 Did it Escar-go? Has it Bourguign-gone? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5425 Go inside, Jim. I recon we have 6 hours before he gets here. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5426 He says we've got mail! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5427 You look a little sluggish today. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5428 The flying pigs beat him to the roof, if you can believe it. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5429 Did we know that “sluggish” was a side effect? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
5430 Dangerous, but no need to panic. 1.2366 0.04930 93 77 12 4
5431 All things considered, we can take our time destroying him. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5432 We've got to move fast, General-well, relatively speaking that is... 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5433 Ew, disgusting. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5434 At this rate he should be upon us by next year! 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
5435 Prepare the garlic, butter, and white wine cannons! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5436 No worries, Colonel. Tavern on the Green is ordering escargot in bulk. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5437 This strain of the Coronavirus may be the most aggressive yet discovered 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5438 We're going to need all the salt in the tri-state area 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5439 Sir, we need to evacuate, you can stop pretending there’s not crisis now 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5440 At least, it's going to take a while 1.2364 0.05166 55 44 11 0
5441 Fortunately Sir, it’s moving now at a snails pace. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5442 But it’s a slow destruction 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5443 Run! It's Escargothra! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
5444 It's what happens when so many have for so long been calling it Snail Male,, but oddly this may be a Snail female,, but still,, spelling it wrong! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
5445 A lifetime supply of escargot 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
5446 She won't let anything stand in her way as she seeks the tape dispenser she's in love with. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
5447 You need to know that he moves really slowly and leaves a messy trail. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
5448 Don't worry sir the salt cannon is almost ready and besides it has taken a week just to move one block. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
5449 Even he's angry about the mail. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
5450 Sir, we have approximately 2 hours before certain death. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
5451 Can’t we blame Ted Cruz’s daughters instead? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
5452 Its official name is "Mr. Sluggy McSlugface". 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
5453 It's pretty slow! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5454 Would this be covered by comprehensive? 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
5455 I hope its not headed to Wall Street! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5456 Do you still have that giant shoe? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
5457 Perhaps we should eliminate escargot as our featured dish. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5458 Hungry? I just spotted lunch. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
5459 I told him his second shot is in a month, and he said he'll just wait! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
5460 About time we got the mail. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
5461 The good news is.. it won’t make it to the Empire State Building for another 3 months. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5462 At 600 ft. We have an ETA of 4 hours 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
5463 Sir, the USPS has emerged stronger and well, slimier. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5464 If it sneezes, it's not going to help. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5465 Think faster. We only have weeks. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5466 Let's try eggshells. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
5467 Operation Waste-of-Perfectly-Good Guinness is ready for deployment. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5468 It's stealing the Guggenheim! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5469 march 2021 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
5470 Now do you believe me that you’re near-sighted? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
5471 Nothing can shock us after the year we’ve had.. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5472 Hurry, it'll crash into that building by the end of the week! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
5473 Our fleet of giant snails is faster and more reliable than MTA 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
5474 If we can lure him to the brewery .. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5475 He’s delivering snail mail. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5476 It's heading straight for the garlic 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
5477 Just think what my French chef could do with that" 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
5478 I dunno, but it's sure taking its time. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
5479 Holy Escargot! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
5480 Way too much garlic butter. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
5481 I think this would be an OK time to break for lunch. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
5482 ...and I'll need 5000 cloves of garlic, 3 tons of butter... 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
5483 Don't worry, by the time it gets to this side it will die of old age. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5484 Stand back and stand by, he's headed for Trump Tower. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5485 Sir, I think it's time we start considering drafting an evacuation memo. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
5486 No sir, nuclear weapons are useless! Do you have any salt? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
5487 I was afraid the French were going to start making horror movies. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
5488 The French are sending in a 30-million gallon stock pot. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5489 Fortunately, the city has plenty of salt already on the roads. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
5490 Yes, Snailzilla is bad, but anyone who can't get out of its way in time is pretty much asking for it. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
5491 beer in the penthouse pool, gets 'em every time. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
5492 We've been slimed!! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
5493 We have only three weeks left to evacuate. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
5494 What are you gonna do? The bull in the bear are in rehab. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
5495 Holy cow! ‘Es get in r car n go!!! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
5496 Look for Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Mollisks. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
5497 That’s sluggish metabolism ... 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
5498 It seems snail’s pace is slower than I thought... 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
5499 It has been destroying the city at one mile a day, sir. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
5500 It's not the tape dispenser. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
5501 I think we'll make it, if we leave now. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
5502 Oh wow look at that S car go! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
5503 If anything, this proves you didn't need new binoculars. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
5504 How many Condo’s do you think we can get out of this? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
5505 At least it’s a slow-moving crisis 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
5506 The traffic is really getting more and more sluggish every day, Joe. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5507 The slimerate in this neighbourhood is on the rise 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
5508 The art of human ignorance till the danger knocks at the door 1.2353 0.07293 68 58 4 6
5509 If we can lure it to the vessel... 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
5510 So... you’re saying that this is more like the day after the day after the day after tomorrow? 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
5511 The new snail mailman is here ! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5512 I finally got one million followers on instagram. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
5513 Get everyone out of the buildings by tomorrow. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
5514 On the plus side , It is moving slowly 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
5515 Hurry. It’ll be here in an hour and a half. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
5516 It will be over soon. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
5517 It's definitely the new snail mail guy. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
5518 There is no stopping Snailzilla! She’s been vaccinated. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
5519 That's just proof that the tiny homes market is growing. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
5520 ConchZilla 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
5521 Looks like we’re finally getting that delivery with more vaccines. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
5522 At its current speed, it will reach us in one week if we’re lucky, maybe even sooner. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
5523 Besides the usual dumb decisions in disaster movies, in Snailzilla law enforcement needs to be very slow ... 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5524 You’re not going to believe this...it’s a cake! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5525 We believe he is angry about all the Postal Service insults. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5526 Gee, I thought he flew to Florida on January 20th 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5527 Hurry! We’ve only got 40 trillion hours before NY is completely destroyed! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5528 YOU SHELL NOT PASS. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5529 We’re going to need a lot of garlic! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5530 Call Giant-Man and tell him to step on it. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5531 It seems that the snail and slug killer we put around the garden was contaminated with U-235. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5532 Sir, I recommend the largest salt shaker you can get your hands on. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5533 There's no way Jennings made it under the shell damn it! Quit looking! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5534 Call Doolittle. It's the Great Pink Sea Snail! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5535 That's another box for apocalypse bingo. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
5536 Give me the 'scope! My turn to see the blonde in the low-cut on the 37th floor." 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5537 Don't worru; it's no worse than the flu. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5538 Come on, it's my turn. Let me see! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5539 If that thing isn’t stopped soon, we’ll have to cancel the deliveries next week. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
5540 You call the National Guard; I'll make the beurre blanc. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5541 if you wait a few more seconds you won't need the binoculars 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
5542 Now, if you look just slightly to the left you can see that she's got at least two cavities in there. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5543 Sir, put down the binoculars, it's a giant snail and very easy to see 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5544 I suggest we just pleasantly tell him the GOOD news: Hooray, you are the FIRST one to arrive for next year’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5545 A little to the left. That's the Empire State Building. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5546 It emerged from the Plaza Hotel and Casino wreckage, likely a symbol of how long it took. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
5547 Maybe I shouldn't have said that it's like climate change. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5548 I've called for a salt drop. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
5549 Yes, but thank God it is slower than the Boston molasses flood. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5550 It’s less a slug and more a SLUG 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5551 These were rare events when Julia Child was alive 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5552 Call City Hall! Tell them progress is headed their way. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5553 I understand he escaped from a Costco lab. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5554 All I can see is 175 servings of escargot." 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5555 Ohh, i see it now. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5556 Yep, we’ll get this all cleaned up by Christmas. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5557 So, is it going to rain or not 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5558 This crisis could last for weeks. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
5559 It was only a matter of "slime", sir! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5560 We’ve already tried salt. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
5561 Is it the Chrysler or the Empire State? I can never remember... 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
5562 Oh, before I forget - I need to take tomorrow afternoon off. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
5563 It is heading towards our Capitol 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
5564 It may the escargot you ate two weeks ago. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5565 I knew we should’ve ordered the mussels. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
5566 The Avengers referred this to the Iron Chefs 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5567 I realize it looks bad now, but I assure you we're rounding a corner. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5568 Just because you can send the SnailSignal, sir, doesn't mean you should. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5569 Quick! Get some garlic and the biggest frying pan you can muster! 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
5570 he has to pick up the pace 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5571 We're thinking Sodium Chloride, sir - NACL. But you can just call it salt... 1.2338 0.04855 77 61 15 1
5572 I hear Godzilla is on a holiday in Hawaii. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5573 Well, it is day 419 of 2020. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
5574 Begin the a salt 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5575 still doesn't look as dangerous as influenza to me 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
5576 We're going to need a giant shoe. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
5577 Contacts or glasses? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
5578 Don’t worry it won’t get far. They are very slow. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
5579 Yes, I see how big he is. At least he's trying to get some exercise. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
5580 Well, general, perhaps we could all just outrun the slimy beast. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
5581 Looks like the Covid virus has mutated again. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
5582 Sir, we're evaluating the situation with a grain of salt. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
5583 I think we’re in his dream. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
5584 A doctor in Radiology had the bright idea of nuking some snails for dinner. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
5585 I say attack. He could overrun us in a couple of weeks. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
5586 It’s slow, but Godzilla was booked. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
5587 He's the least of our problems; it's the slime trail that I'm worried worried about! 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
5588 Don't worry, we still have time to evacuate. It's going at a snail's pace. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
5589 Dude just be honest did you take my DMT pen again? I won't be mad. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
5590 Approaching slowly sir, Wait is that our new mail carrier? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
5591 Before we address this problem... do we know how this will effect the economy?. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
5592 It’s asking how do you get to Broadway sir. What shall we say? 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
5593 maybe you’re right, doctor. Let’s call it Slugzilla 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
5594 Ugh, this thrashing is gonna last for days. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
5595 Oh my god, the city's skin is going to look amazing! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
5596 Just received intel that its shell is rent-controlled too - make it even more annoying." 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
5597 We’ve GOT to figure a way to slow that thing down!! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
5598 I hear the French really like them 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
5599 General, are you telling me we're out of garlic butter?" 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
5600 That's the coolest armored Viking ship I've ever seen. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
5601 Yes but it will move very slowly. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
5602 When you said your research was proceeding at "a snail's pace," I did not imagine this. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
5603 Yes sir. A Trojan Snail sir. Might as well make the best of it sir. May I suggest bombing it with butter and garlic sir? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
5604 Maybe we should have closed that wet market after all. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
5605 The White House is preparing "Operation Slug-Speed,"but they expect it to be gone by April. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
5606 I hate it when the CEO insists on taking on rare disease cases - we're only insured against malpractice, not collateral damage. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
5607 It seems to be approaching at a snails pace 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
5608 Our best guess is nuclear testing at Bikini Bottom. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
5609 Don't try to bait him 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
5610 Sir, please make a decision quickly. We only have two hours until it reaches the next building! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
5611 I think we can out run it if we take 6th over to West Houston and then turn left on Bowery. But we'll need to make the lights. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
5612 Yup it's his wisdom tooth. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
5613 We must salt quickly, or it'll be right on top of us within three days. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
5614 Apparently we were wrong about the red spiky fuzzball thing... 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
5615 Your right ! There is a filling in one of its teeth. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
5616 Sir, when we release the giant raptor the snail will hide in its shell and everything will go back to normal again... 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
5617 I told my grandma not to participate in those vaccine trials! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
5618 Well Jim that's what happends when you plant too much tomato's 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
5619 Thankfully, your partner's condition is only temporary." 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
5620 Yes, I unleashed him on a defenseless city, but the rampage was his choice. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
5621 There's a bag of diatomaceous earth in my garage. Should I get it? 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
5622 Sir, it has mistaken us for the French... 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
5623 I don’t see it. Tell me again why you’re concerned? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
5624 were gonna need a lot of salt... 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5625 Snail mail should be here any day now. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
5626 I don’t know if we have enough beer and a big enough saucer. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5627 It looks like another strain of the virus! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5628 What do you mean traffic’s a bit sluggish today? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5629 It's the mailman 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5630 Evacuate the French Embassy. But tell them there's no rush. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5631 We have to act slowly. We only have 392 days until it destroys the whole city. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5632 The table salt cannon is ready — but really, there’s no rush. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5633 We think it escaped from a French lab. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5634 Yeah, it took him a while to get here, and he's bigger than I expected. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5635 It's another reason New Yorkers don't like snails. They're into fast foods. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5636 Don't worry we've got a trail on him 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5637 Don't worry, sir. Sanitation Department salted the roads this morning. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5638 Remember when you said that we’d go too far one day? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5639 Someone should really do something. Don’tcha think? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5640 It’s going to take a lot of garlic butter! 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
5641 Ah the experiment is working, perfectly 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
5642 He remains impervious to salt Chief. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
5643 We only have 50 years till it ends up the ecosystem as we know it. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
5644 If you wear the binoculars backwards, it'll appear that we have a smaller problem, sir. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
5645 There’s no emergency. It won’t get here for another week. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
5646 Immigrants? I've never heard of a Trojan Snail ? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
5647 Can you see the snail? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
5648 Escargot for King Kong 1.2319 0.05118 69 56 12 1
5649 General please TRY THE SALT before going ballistic! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
5650 I hope you never mention “Snail’s Pace” again! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
5651 I thought you wanted to see the escarGROW? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
5652 Rumor is that it escaped from a research lab in France. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
5653 At this pace, General, he'll reach Fifth Avenue in just a matter of days. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
5654 We’ve received high bids from three French restaurants in Manhattan so far. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
5655 Well, I ain't no food expert but I betcha there's gonna be a special on escargot at the grocery store starting next week. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
5656 Yes, you are holding the binoculars the right way. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
5657 Is that one of those new electric S car goes? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
5658 Kosher or Sea Salt, Sir? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
5659 It’s estimated arrival is measured at post pandemic. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
5660 It’s totally blocking my view! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
5661 That's a Buick?! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
5662 I'm pretty sure it ain't international snail mail doc. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
5663 I’m not Dr Doolittle but it seems hungry. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
5664 Hey, I'm mutatin' here 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
5665 He keeps saying trump24trump24 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
5666 No need to do anything. We have it on good authority that by Easter it will disappear, a miracle! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
5667 Just think of it as one large escargot 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
5668 Our studies show that even city-destroying monsters find that being part of the "slow movement" is just less stressful. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
5669 Yes, of course it's a variant. The question is what are we going to do when word gets out that it's rubbery? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
5670 Macy's creative staff outdid itself with this .Post Office Balloon 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
5671 The request for escargots grande went to the wrong department 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
5672 We're lucky, it's not the poisonous kind 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
5673 Oh my god, on this way we will be all dead of boredom very soon 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
5674 I’m so proud. She’s making great progress. Like I always say, slow and steady destroys the city. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
5675 Do we have any salt leftover before climate change took over? 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
5676 Traffic today is really snailing along after the gigantic car accidents that have taken place 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
5677 when you said there was a big fat snail running the city I thought you were talking about the mayor again 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
5678 You have a point there, but it still beats e-mail 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
5679 Must’ve been a left over from 2020. 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
5680 Yeah, but I’d prefer deploying boiling water and a couple tons of garlic butter. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5681 I said try salt, not assault. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
5682 He should be here by tomorrow 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
5683 Have we ever salted the roads in the summer? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5684 Doc, I changed my mind...I want the blue pill. Gimmie the blue pill. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
5685 I never liked those things. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5686 The size to slowness ratio has no effect on the weight danger. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5687 We could be in real trouble...a week from now. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5688 Did we really need genetically modified escargot? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5689 It’s dangerous, but we think it’s moving slowly. (From Avery Shenfeld, Toronto) 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
5690 You see? e You see? Even at a snail's pace, it got here from Jersey! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
5691 Can you see a toothache? He may just be constipated.” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
5692 I have to warn you that we are low on Garlic!!! 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
5693 All he ever wanted was to deliver mail 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5694 It's on its way to Hell's Kitchen! Quick, we need parsley, garlic and lots of butter. Lots and lots of butter! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
5695 I just don’t think it’s an issue at the rate things are going, Doc.” 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
5696 so turns out what she needed was a NAIL growth serum... 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
5697 Guess they had too much snail mail fir a normal sized truck! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
5698 The French restaurants were the first to reopen. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5699 It moves very slowly, but I don't think you can give it a parking ticket! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
5700 See what I mean - its lipstick's smeared. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
5701 Absolutely he’s dangerous, but it’ll still take him 20 minutes to glide over to us. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5702 You can tell it's a Snailius Giganticus by the pronounced curvature of the horns. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
5703 According to the city's nuclear testing site, it was the Russians. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
5704 It’s very destructive, yet strangely slow! 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5705 Wow! You’re right! That cloud DOES look like a butterfly! 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
5706 Should we develop salad missiles? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5707 Thankfully, he seems to be moving a lot slower than Godzilla did. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
5708 Snails. You lose. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
5709 And they say capitalism’s run amok. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5710 I warned you that the lack of permanent housing would cause the slow-rise of slimelords 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
5711 Do you think we could get him to wear a mask? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5712 If we don’t take action now, it could reach midtown by November. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
5713 Can you tell it to put it in reverse 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
5714 Get the mayor of Salt Lake City on the phone and tell her to prepare a shipment! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
5715 It's a very large snail. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5716 Male snail delivering COVID vaccine 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5717 wha ya gonna do when cums for ya 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
5718 He must be coming for Le Coucou. He just slimed the other escargot joints in Soho. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5719 That right. It is...Escargotzilla. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
5720 Gehry trying to outdo Wright. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5721 I knew this covid 19 thing was getting BIG Doc , But I never saw this coming 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
5722 I think Dolce Vita's claim to have "the most amazing escargot experience of a lifetime" has now run its course. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
5723 It’s not the pace, it’s the oozing trail of destruction. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
5724 There's no stopping it now. It's on the Endangered Species List. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
5725 Policeman: "Should we start running?" Doctor: "Maybe in a couple days" 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
5726 IT'S LIKE A TROJAN HORSE 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5727 How quickly can this even escalate? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
5728 Quick! Call SpongeBob! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5729 I think it’s that new S Cargo. 0-60 in about a week. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5730 Tell the people at Kids' Choice Awards to bring buckets 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
5731 Now, now. No reason to be alarmist. There have been larger-than-average snails in earlier periods as well. It‘s only natural. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
5732 The good news is that it will probably take weeks for it to get to us. The bad news is that we’ll probably still be unprepared! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
5733 We need to slowly evacuate the next block. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
5734 I told you this day would come. Eventually. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5735 Where's that giant lizard when you need it 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
5736 Sir it’s no use, we cannot get it to escargot-away 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
5737 That French restaurant down the block said they will take him! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
5738 I don't think we have a hundred-foot salt shaker. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
5739 We're going to need enough beer to fill an Olympic swimming pool. Also, we should do something about that snail. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5740 We told him he needs to come out of his shell more. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5741 Walking at a snail’s pace has really made him gain weight 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5742 ...I thought 2028 was going to be different... 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5743 Oh look! The mail finally arrived! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5744 Dr Dubois has been working on solutions to world hunger and he really loves escargot! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5745 I already told you I’m nit a dentist but I suppose he could be teething 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5746 Take your time. He is moving at a snail 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5747 Captain — you’re gonna need a bigger Frenchman. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5748 At THIS rate the city will have about a month to evacuate. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5749 The good news is that it's not a bat. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5750 This one must have escaped from a French restaurant 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5751 I think the vaccine delivery has finally arrived! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5752 Um, Zack? He's right there! You don't need those binoculars. 1.2297 0.05286 74 60 12 2
5753 It is definitely not wearing a mask! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5754 Ever since the USPS funding crisis, the new snail mail system has been a little bit unpredictable. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5755 It’s almost certainly the same one we saw last week- only it’s much bigger now. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5756 Any sign of Doolittle? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5757 We are going to need a bigger salt shaker. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
5758 We've got to act NOW - some time this week. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5759 It's Andy from Andy's Pest Control Service. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
5760 Yes general, but a 'snail's pace' at his size is damn fast.. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5761 Another failed MTA upgrade. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
5762 Yes, go eat. It won’t get to midtown before 2022. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5763 We saw it expanding in size in China 5 years ago, we just ignored it because we didn't think it would make it anywhere! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5764 If we can kill it , we will be eating escargot for a while . 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
5765 Let's get a cup of coffee while we figure this out. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5766 I don't care what kind of aircraft you see; I want to know about the giant snail. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5767 Officer,are you saying you don't see any problem? 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
5768 Today's a slow day, eh? 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
5769 The good news is we can still grab a bite before it destroys the whole city. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
5770 It's a disaster in slow motion. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5771 Quick....get the wine and butter sauce! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5772 We have a while. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
5773 I know this isn't a good time but I want you to know Captain... I just shit my pants. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5774 I may have misplaced a decimal point, but don’t blame me if this escalates into the First Whorled War 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
5775 Agreed. But, there is really no hurry. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5776 Yup, that's definitely the one who came out of the lobby this morning. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5777 Dude, you're a doorman. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5778 No country is safe...except France, of course. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
5779 At his pace we'll easily have three hours to evacuate." 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
5780 This feels a whole lot better than Godzilla to me. What about you? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5781 Can we finally admit that this 'All lives matter' thing has gone too far? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
5782 Don't worry, I read somewhere that this just occurs naturally every couple thousand years 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5783 Nope. Not a giant snail. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5784 Through the efforts of our pioneering scientists, Godzilla has been infected with a snail-virus, which will help you buy time! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
5785 Don’t worry, stop checking...It’s just a snail, the mail will be here next year. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5786 snail mail ... it's making a big comeback. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
5787 I thought the escargot was supposed to be an appetizer. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
5788 Bad news--incredibly destructive. Good news--incredibly slow. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
5789 We have a plan that can work. But we need to know if there's time to put it into action. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
5790 He said he needed a bath. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
5791 After COVID Godzilla is a mere shell of his former self. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
5792 We’ve officially been shell shocked 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
5793 We tried sir, it just made it more salty. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5794 Doc, I need your help on this one. How quickly can you whip up a giant snake? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5795 Slow and slimey wins the race? Noooooo! 1.2286 0.04628 70 56 14 0
5796 Can’t you do something about this slow traffic? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
5797 See it yet? A little more to the left. If you see the Chrysler building you're almost there. It should resemble an enormous snail. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
5798 Rush hour will never be the same. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
5799 Do his eyes appear angry at all? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5800 I'd say 10 drums of grated garlic, and two railroad cars of melted butter. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
5801 He asked for a list of all the French restaurants in town. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5802 Guns are your answer for everything. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
5803 The proper description is 'terrestrial gastropod mollusk,' but in this case I probably would use 'TERRESTRIAL GASTROPOD MOLLUSK!!!!!!! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
5804 What he lacks in speed he makes up for in endurance. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5805 Ron Johnson says it Antifa in disguise. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5806 Isn't this the same snail from that Elon tweet where he said 'Feed the snail!'? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5807 Ok, your right. It’s grimacing not smiling. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
5808 Where did they come from? Well, that's basically the only thing we know right now. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
5809 OK, so we went a bit overboard on the escargot experiment. Do you have enough butter and garlic to take this one down? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5810 I told you that you'd never go back to birdwatching. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
5811 It’s The Covid Mollusc Variant 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
5812 We got the top deck front seat view of the city’s traffic “slow crawl “ across - the wait was worthwhile. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
5813 There's no telling how much damage it could do, Chief, or how long it will take. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5814 By the time this is all over, he'll be in Scarsdale. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5815 He wants to know why he wasn’t paid when he was furloughed 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
5816 I could’ve been a hero but my doctor told me that I needed to give up salt. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
5817 Sir, I don’t know if people would be happy if their taxes went to making a giant salt shaker 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5818 oh boy this will an slow death 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5819 Traffic is awfully sluggish today. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
5820 Looks like the mail back-up has been released! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
5821 Look, the vaccine rollout is finally here. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
5822 No apologies necessary Roger. Im sure the sand will work just as good 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5823 So much fuss about a snail trying to cross the road 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
5824 We're going to need a bigger pellet! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
5825 Nickname for him around the lab is Escargodzilla. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
5826 At the rate he's going, it'll soon be New Jersey's problem. 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
5827 Judging by its size, how slow it moves, and the destruction it leaves in its wake, it could replace the bald eagle as the symbol of the US government. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5828 Let’s just hope that smoke doesn’t make him sneeze. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5829 It's the spawn of Godzilla and Moby Dick 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5830 it will get to the police car tomorrow morning 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
5831 “Well at least it’s more attractive than the slug.” 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5832 Well, finally, it looks like the mail has arrived. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
5833 I agree, Dr. Metaphor. The slow destruction of NYC is upon us. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5834 At least a speeding charge won’t stick. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5835 Moving at a snail's pace is underrated, I think. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5836 Traffic's at a snail's pace. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5837 I think you're right. I do detect a bit of ennui lately. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5838 She’s a total Miranda. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5839 Wow, snail mail can now get competitive. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5840 Yes, it's a deadly crisis, but I feel we have time. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5841 Don't just stand there gawking, General, we need to flee at a leisurely amble. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
5842 Dr. You absolutely correct, He's has NO mask on. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
5843 The good news is that it’ll take a month to go another block. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
5844 Blew a hole right in the middle of the parade, Jack 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
5845 At least we can't blame the pandemic for the cancellation of the Rose Parade this year. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
5846 This is disastrous! At least time is on our side. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
5847 I'm unable to do anything while he's delivering the mail! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
5848 This explains the traffic situation. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
5849 All the French restaurants in town are ecstatic over this. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
5850 According to its current speed,it should hit the next block in a week. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
5851 He was slow to getting in on the Godzilla vs Kong action. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
5852 The normalcy is coming. Slow and steady 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
5853 The meek shall inherit the earth 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
5854 And do I need to tell you what kind of pace the traffic is moving at behind that thing? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
5855 See, this is what you get when antibiotics are overprescribed. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5856 The government examines the first sighting of the rare snailzilla, scientifically known for being a different breed. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5857 We are going to need a lot of salt... 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5858 I'll need a C47 filled with salt. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5859 I wouldn’t worry too much. He’s barely moved an inch. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5860 We're gonna get a bigger salt shaker, right? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5861 It’s leaving a snail trail of destruction! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
5862 Now we’re also the slime capital of the world. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
5863 Well we know he hasn't been evicted. Must have got the rent relief money 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
5864 You can only swear wild vindictiveness upon him, if you get a permit. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5865 ..and we’re not in a tiny city, sir. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5866 We have to act quickly - we only have 72 hours until he reaches us. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5867 No doctor, what you see is the physical manifestation of millions of people thinking the same thing: getting back to normal is moving at a snail's pace. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5868 See one mollusk, you've seen 'em all. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5869 If we don’t run, he’ll mow us down - in 8 to 10 days. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5870 Without the clarified butter and the finely chopped garlic, in my professional opinion, the giant mushroom cap just won't cut it, Sir!" 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5871 Fixing to be quite the Slug Fest this year. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5872 Okay, she may be dangerous, officer, but check out her Fibonacci sequencing! 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
5873 See for yourself, the raw power of idiom! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
5874 Everyone is in agreement -- we're going to need a bigger plate. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5875 How many more victims of slipping and falling will it take? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5876 It's DeJoy's new mail delivery system. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
5877 Don’t be deceived—it’s still moving faster than rush hour. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
5878 Now we know why traffic is moving at a snail’s pace 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5879 The snails are coming ! Walk for your life ! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
5880 And this is nothing. Will see when the gorilla comes! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5881 This is a symptom of Covid’s newest mutation. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
5882 He just could not stay indoors anymore 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
5883 As if traffic on 5th isn’t bad enough 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5884 You know, death by quicksand just hasn’t been the problem I thought it would be as a kid. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5885 There’s never a professor of medieval marginalia around when you need one, am I right? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5886 Sir, I must stress the fact that 97% of scientists agree, we are now experiencing the effects of Giant Molusk 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
5887 It’s that or 8 million bottles of beer 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
5888 Think positive. We don't have to worry about it for quite a while. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5889 Slime rates keep going up. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5890 I've never seen anything like it before, a snail moving backwards! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5891 I've heard of snail mail, but this is ridiculous. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5892 Is it.....Is it....THE VACCINE?? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5893 Do we need to do anything about this? It's not like he's breaking land speed records. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
5894 Compared to Godzilla, his pace of destruction is almost sluggish. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
5895 We’re loading the firefighting airplanes with salt. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5896 It's a prototype of DaJoy's new design for postal delivery trucks. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5897 Two words...Sodium Chloride. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
5898 Looks like he is stuck in traffic. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5899 But Sir, we used all the salt during the polar vortex 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5900 Now, look through the binoculars backwards, and watch it get really small 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5901 So this is what "Our Economy" looks like? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
5902 Good thing I just updated my car insurance. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5903 It appears to be the snail that slimed Schenectady. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
5904 We have a positive I.D. He works for the Postal Service. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5905 infrastructure at a snails pace 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
5906 They tell me you can lip-read. What's his demand? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5907 You’d better warn New Jersey - he’s going to arrive there next year. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
5908 The whole city's being shelled. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
5909 Yep, It's definitely Escarzilla. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5910 That tracks. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5911 It may end up killing us, eventually. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5912 I wouldn’t worry too much...it’s approaching at a snail’s pace. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
5913 It's probably time to drop the Na-Bomb. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
5914 A disaster, but with a pace the city can handle.” 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
5915 The garlic butter missiles are on the way. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
5916 Snailzilla? King Crustacean? Snothra? Slugalcoatl? Megaslime? Helixalypto? Catasnailaphe? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5917 We're screwed, sir. Kong only likes to eat pretty women. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
5918 We could try to imbleach it 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5919 Doc, the big o'l slugs back again," " I told you not to eat escargot, 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
5920 Can you tell if he is hungry or is he angry? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
5921 The good news is we have plenty of time to alert CNN. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
5922 He's moving much too slowly for conditions 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
5923 No worries. We have lots of time to stop the attack. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
5924 I'm sorry to waste your time doctor. I said we needed an eschatologist, not an epidemiologist! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
5925 This is going to require mammoth amounts of butter, garlic and breadcrumbs. You do know that? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
5926 ‘Quiet Doc, I’m watching the French Classic- The Snail of Two Cities. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5927 No,it is not Thanksgiving. And no, it is not a balloon. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
5928 No need to panic. It's going 0.03 mph. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5929 Boy, we're going to need lots of garlic and butter! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
5930 Dayum!! Look at that big-ass bitch! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
5931 I thought we were getting a time machine, but I guess a slime machine will have to do. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5932 Ya, but it'll take a year before it gets here! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5933 You see, there is something stuck in his teeth, that’s probably what’s causing his rage 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
5934 He'll be coming into focus any minute now 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5935 Wait until Reddit gets ahold of this one 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
5936 Who ordered the snail? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
5937 The escargot you ordered for 1000 guests has arrived. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5938 It looks like we are all going to die, just very slowly. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5939 At the speed that monster is moving we only have until sometime tomorrow afternoon to avoid disaster!" 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5940 We’re going to need a bigger pan and while your at it, get some more butter. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5941 Mail's up. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5942 Looks like we’ll have time to amass enough garlic and butter. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5943 Yes, there will be destruction. But it won't be fast. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5944 General, you've got to believe me, I'm a scientist, we just need to get a swimming pool full of beer to take this monster down. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5945 Looks like the Cinnamon Roll has the upper hand. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5946 X car,no! K car, no! Escargot! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5947 I think i'm going to be late for work 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5948 If it's too scary, try looking through the other end of the binoculars. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5949 The prevailing theory is that all the New York shell companies merged with a golem. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5950 Here comes the latest shipment of vaccines! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5951 I see what you mean. Work is really progressing at a snail's pace. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5952 Well, in theory sure, but where do you expect find a 50 ton Brogan? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5953 It’s the governor. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5954 classic mix up. we asked for more muscle, not mollusk. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5955 Democracy in action 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5956 So then Jerry said “bet your machine won’t work on this snail” and here we are. Look who’s laughing now, Jerry 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
5957 Quick, call a French chef. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
5958 There might still be time repeal the SALT treaty. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
5959 This is a side effect of the vaccine we didn't anticipate happening so soon. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
5960 If you wait for Animal Control, this thing will destroy another 13 inches of everything! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
5961 All of this was in my grant application. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
5962 He is saying he had the light. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
5963 The D.O.D.'s new eco-friendly tank, sir. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
5964 About two tons of salt ought to do it. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
5965 What if we tell them it’s a 5G radiation system?they might wanna escape the city then. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
5966 Look at the bright side... lots of snail repair cream. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
5967 Looks like he forgot his mail sack! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
5968 I thought the post office was destroyed in 2020. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
5969 Someone took his parking space. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
5970 Slowly but surely, sir! 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
5971 The snail is big, you don’t need binoculars 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5972 It took 10 years to travel down the previous block so we should be okay for now. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5973 Over four years, the hoax has now advanced to 5th Avenue. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5974 Dr. Dolittle referred him to the endocrinologist in our building. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5975 Please call it Snail-Zilla. We scientists are a bit uncomfortable with theology. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5976 Remind me why we broke off the SALT talks. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5977 I think it just wanted to go at it's own pace 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5978 Snailzilla made an untimely appearance. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
5979 If you would just get me 1,000 kegs of beer, we'd be all set. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
5980 Fortunately it’s only moving at a snail’s pace. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5981 When life gives you lemons, you make garlic parsley butter. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5982 This is me realizing I missed the boat on the last caption with the two dogs: “This is my dissent collar.” 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5983 My second opinion? He certainly does look like a slimy character. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5984 We believe that it originated in France 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5985 Why don't we call a French restaurant? They'll know what to do with him. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5986 Looks like snail mail is going BIG! 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5987 I'm really sorry about this--we won't do any more experiments. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
5988 At the pace it's going, the city will be obliterated by, oh, say 2029. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5989 Godzilla is not gonna come. We have to do something 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5990 What do you mean, “what’s in the shell”? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5991 At least it’s the kind of slow, creeping destruction we are all accustomed to by now. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
5992 Okay if I say ‘yes, that looks like your wife’s lipstick on its neck’ will you please exit my team’s lab and stop obsessing over our poster of the 1986 classic film Savage Snail? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
5993 Eco Architecture has gone too far. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
5994 The French Ambassador is pledging all the garlic and melted butter we'll need and suggests a nice Alsace Pinot Gris. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
5995 No general we don’t have a salt shaker that big 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
5996 I can’t see the Giant Snail Parade, there’s a giant snail in the way. And this one is real, not from the parade. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
5997 The French have a plan, but they say it’s going to take garlic and butter, lots and lots of garlic and butter. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
5998 This is why we proposed a mollusk study budget last year. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
5999 It's got mail. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
6000 Yep, a total, slow-moving disaster! Which we saw coming for decades! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
6001 Give the order sir. We only have several weeks to get everyone evacuated safely. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
6002 On the plus side, people will be more likely to shelter in place. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
6003 Well, it is slow moving. But the slime is something to consider. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
6004 It was only a matter of time. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
6005 It looks the snail of the slow roll of justice and equality! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
6006 My goodness, it's as big as an escargot ship 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
6007 I told you to get the salt! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
6008 I hope he regrets ordering the Escargot en Rue. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
6009 What we need is a very large pan of beer and some salt. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
6010 I predict it will reach us in about six days. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
6011 Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop eating salt. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
6012 We need the Largest Salt Shaker you can find! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
6013 We're still trying to get all the slime out of D.C. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
6014 Earthquake at The Guggenheim-I suspect fracking 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
6015 I've been saying this for years. We need to salt the roads. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
6016 The good news is that it will take a week to reach Central Park." 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
6017 Evacuate the city, slowly 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
6018 At this pace, it'll be here in three days. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
6019 Well, let’s talk about escargot 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
6020 Postmaster General Louis DeJoy’s true form. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
6021 Should I call for the pretzel salters sir? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
6022 The snail if I know, Bob. You’re the science guy here. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
6023 I've decided I'll be taking the subway. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
6024 It’s bath salts, general. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
6025 And then I told them, they’ll have to wait for an appointment just like everybody else 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
6026 OMG! We only have 2 WEEKS until he arrives to the Capitol! 🐌 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
6027 I told you to re-direct the parade! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
6028 If we don't do something about it in with all deliberate speed, it will create a path of destruction through Manhattan in the next 20 years. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
6029 What do you mean ‘“the taxi didn’t have time to move”? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
6030 That's he new post office upgrade. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
6031 Yes, it's horrible. And at this pace, we've only a month before he crushes that car. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
6032 Like I told you, it's a land snail. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
6033 It looks even bigger through the microscope! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
6034 He just wanted some fresh air 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
6035 Now may not be the best time, but you're really overdue for your next eye exam 1.2237 0.06649 76 65 5 6
6036 Shouldn't you be quarantining? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
6037 Does it seem friendly? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
6038 Its favorite Gastropub is closed. 1.2235 0.04546 85 70 13 2
6039 We calculate that she will be approaching the Newark defense perimeter sometime in late May, 2022. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
6040 It's not so much the size as it is the slime. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
6041 We think he's about 21 days away from the next gastro pub. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
6042 The science is telling us that the next wave is going to be a tsunami.” 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
6043 Well that's one way to slow traffic. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
6044 Think he's looking for a VW. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
6045 They used to say we like to eat snails because we don’t like “fast food,” but now he’s eating us. We’re in France. I should have established that earlier, that we’re French. You and I know we’re in France but readers don’t know that. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
6046 I don't know about you but, I've got a sudden urge for escargot. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
6047 You'll be glad to know that our almighty COVID response team has arrived. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
6048 If we do t evacuate everybody in the next 30-40 days, people will be inconvenienced! 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
6049 Escargot must go! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
6050 Uh-oh. No mask... 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
6051 Doesn't it make you hungry for some escargot? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
6052 I knew this was gonna happen after Congress defunded the National Slug and Snail Preserve! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
6053 He's moving much faster than we predicted. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
6054 At least we have a long time to clear the area 1.2222 0.05672 72 60 9 3
6055 Just ignore it; life will go back to normal by 2021... 1.2222 0.06293 54 45 7 2
6056 General, your escargot engineering experiment has a few flaws. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
6057 General,I know I asked you to cut down on the salt,but I'm willing to turn a blind eye on this one 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
6058 Not to worry! It’s attacking at a snail’s pace. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
6059 Godzilla likes escargots. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
6060 I know they keep aquariums clean, but skyscraper windows? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
6061 No! Look through the other end! It will shrink the monster! 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
6062 Looks like I'll have to write him a citation for not masking up. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
6063 It's the latest virus variant" 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
6064 I think you can take him. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
6065 Is it slathered in clarified butter? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
6066 His size slows him down. You don’t have to run until the count of 15. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
6067 I heard they eat rotting animal waste. Quick, get it in the subway! 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
6068 Judging by this snail's pace, Captain, she'll slime 82% of midtown before you lift a finger." 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
6069 Should we run or hide in garlic butter? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
6070 If we capture this sucker, it will feed the entire country of France for at least one month! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
6071 Don’t think a little salt on his head will make him melt! 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
6072 He's been brought in to handle all those building tear downs. He was in Atlantic City last week. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
6073 Looks like the mail's backlog is finally here. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
6074 Don't you see that arrogant sense of entitlement? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
6075 The city's finest French restaurants can defeat it with their serving forks and garlic butter sauce, but you'll need to make reservations. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
6076 These special effects are getting out of hand. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
6077 Chef Henri is pushing hard for a third Michelin star 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
6078 How's he look? Sluggish? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
6079 We have a choice. We either need salt, or lots and lots of butter and garlic. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
6080 In three hours -- run! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
6081 The remarkable thing is, there's even less slime on the streets than there was before. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
6082 This city is deteriorating at a snail’s pace 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
6083 We should never have loaned Nessie out to help move the Guggenheim. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
6084 Sir, it's right there. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
6085 This is why I hate living in a small town. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
6086 Could it be delivering snail mail? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
6087 We don't anticipate it slowing downtown traffic. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
6088 Tell The chef that he’ll have to make a huge adjustment in his escargot recipe. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
6089 I think it is, finally, the Mail Snail 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
6090 On the other hand, it’s moving at a slow pace. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
6091 The good news is that the destruction is moving at a snail's pace. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
6092 Nothing stops the mail from coming through. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
6093 It’s big but, thank goodness, it’s slow 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
6094 It appears to have mutated again. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
6095 The only thing to be grateful for right now is its pace. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
6096 The French Embassy should know, but you can't miss with garlic and parsley butter. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
6097 Don't be too quick to discount the benefits of slime. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
6098 They'll do anything to find petunias. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
6099 That second dose was really scary! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
6100 By the looks of things, we have about 2 hours. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
6101 In about two weeks I predict an uptick in the destruction. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
6102 I'm telling you . . . call a French restauranteur; he'll know what to do! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
6103 I'm afraid we don't have enough butter and garlic to deal with this. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
6104 You fed him the wrong plant 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
6105 You could always blame it on the Green New Deal. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
6106 The casting director said Gozilla rejected the role so we got his cousin instead. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
6107 Should we use salt? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
6108 Goddam procrastination. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
6109 On the bright side, it is really slow. We have a few days to prepare ourselves before it destroys the next block. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
6110 Hurry officer! It's close! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
6111 It's been over five minutes. It's my turn to look through the binoculars. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
6112 Oh look. The city is full. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
6113 We are very sorry Officer! When it escaped from the lab, 3 months ago, no one imagined it would grow to such pandemic proportions. 🙌 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
6114 What snail? I was looking the chrysler building 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
6115 I guess we went a little too far with the genetic enhancements...a little less testosterone maybe 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
6116 it looks bad, but honestly we lost more to the pandemic 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
6117 It’s not uncommon to feel sluggish after the vaccine, but I think he may be exaggerating. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
6118 Just give it a snickers bar and we’ll see who it really is 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
6119 Unfortunately, we don't have a vaccine for this particular variant. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
6120 I told you to go easy on the miracle grow 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
6121 It appears the test of the new all concrete parade balloon is a bust. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
6122 Look at escargodzilla over here 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
6123 The Snailator was supposed to be here in 2020 but... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
6124 There should be enough salt, Sir. But why all the butter? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
6125 do you think he knows he’s only moving 0.03 miles an hour? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
6126 The bad news is,giant snails attacked the city. The good news is,I just opened an Etsy shop selling snail face cream! 1.2209 0.05585 86 73 8 5
6127 ...and that’s the “shelleton”, perfect for home quarantiners on the go 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
6128 General, your soldiers will be overrun, unless you order them to retreat at least ten yards. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
6129 Of course it's a snail, but is it an edible variety? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
6130 Dan Aykroyd orders escargot as an appetizer and this is what get? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
6131 What I (try to) see is what I believe. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
6132 Looks like your PPE supplier crawled out from under a rock, Doc. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
6133 We didn't see that coming! 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
6134 Have you tried diatomaceous earth? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
6135 we never thought the growth hormone would be this good! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
6136 When his walker gets here will you buzz him in? 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
6137 Well Doc, I’d say what we have here is a gigantic creeping snail. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
6138 Relax, at this pace we’ve got plenty of time.” 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
6139 Don't worry it will take him 50 years to make it to third Ave. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
6140 Who had ‘giant mutant snail’ next, for apocalypse bingo? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
6141 Nahh, we’ve got time 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
6142 He says he is on his way to D.C. to “stop the steal” from Democrats in 2024 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
6143 Of course it doesn’t look big - you’re looking through the wrong end. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
6144 Alright, who had giant snail in New York City on their bingo board for March 2021? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
6145 The audacity not to wear a mask! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
6146 Stop staring sir, you're making him self-conscious... 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
6147 No, sir. That's a snail, not a slug. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
6148 what does the green new deal have to do with this? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
6149 Ups, we never saw this situation coming 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
6150 If you still have problem seeing this then we have a problem sir. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
6151 Just the latest. delivery from the post office. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
6152 Bad luck! Major escargot and the restaurants are on lockdown. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
6153 Now do you think Climate Change has gotten the better of us? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
6154 Well, that proves it; we've been too stuck in our houses for far too long! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
6155 At least he’s slower than Godzilla. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
6156 Gene splicing. We planned to make a killing in the escargot market. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
6157 It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Escargot Man! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
6158 Can we see if he'll take a job at the post office? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
6159 It is a snail, so we've got a week until it reaches us. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
6160 Sir! If we don't do something...sort of...fast...he'll destroy the city! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
6161 General, You don't need binoculars to see that he is giving us the stink eye! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
6162 I told you, we don’t have that much salt! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
6163 Escargooooe 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
6164 So, this is what happened after the experiment. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
6165 Obesity is a slow-moving disaster. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
6166 We’d better act quickly. This thing could be upon us by Tuesday. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
6167 Look at les cars go! 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
6168 He craves fast food. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
6169 Looks like her, but I have to double check! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
6170 They say it's looking for a tree top view apartment....the snail is finally planning to settle down 1.2206 0.05066 68 56 11 1
6171 There’s nothing good on Netflix 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
6172 Oh, I guess they do go above 14th Street 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
6173 ‘About time for this city to get some sleep’ #SlowdownNYC 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
6174 Well if that isn’t a beautiful skyscraper! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
6175 I think it could be a side effect of the Alien variant 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
6176 Coming attractions: Godzilla and King Kong team up to slug it out against a new foe 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
6177 We've just had a request from the French. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
6178 Garlic butter. Lots of it. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
6179 He looks angry. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
6180 What’s the snail doing on the road?” “About a mile a day.” 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
6181 If that's a true snail, no problem. Slow food is big around here. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
6182 Chef, I told you not to order the extra large escargot!!! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
6183 Bets off, Godzilla has him by at least two blocks, poor guy just ran clean out of hydroplaning slim I guess. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
6184 Thinks he's been defamed by USPS 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
6185 you want to take a coffee brake. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
6186 As your ophthalmologist, I would suggest cataract surgery! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
6187 If it's not a bird or a plane, it must be a super snail. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
6188 Sorry, did you say there was no time to prepare for this? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
6189 We no longer think he’s heading home, sir. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
6190 We need a very large salt shaker 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
6191 It’s time we call the French for that favor. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
6192 The good news is we’ve got plenty of time to bring in the salt trucks before it even crosses Second Street. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
6193 We’ve got to do something, he’ll be here within an hour!” 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
6194 Finally. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
6195 Sir, should we call the Ghostbusters or the Orkin man? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
6196 Have you tried shelling it? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
6197 Sir, the city’s salt reserves are depleted due to the recent blizzards. Joe Biden disbanded the military, so there’s not even any air support to call in. I’m afraid the only option we have left— and I don’t love it either— is Le Bâtman Français 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
6198 We’re going to need a heck of a lot of butter. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
6199 She's perfect 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
6200 This is a job for Monstrosity Mouse, sir. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
6201 'Yeah, it's the same height as Macys—900 feet. It started out for the parade a few months ago, but I'm still troubleshooting its GPS. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
6202 Looks like we’re back to the same old same old. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
6203 No way. You can’t be right. Let ME take a look. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
6204 If you can hold him off a bit longer the garlic butter fire hoses will be here. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
6205 Set for 2022: ''Stanley Tucci -- Searching for France'' 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
6206 Our initial findings are that we've been slimed. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
6207 This is a disaster. It’ll be in mid-town by next Tuesday.” 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
6208 Is he too far away or fast for you to see him? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
6209 Big pharma loves big snail mail. Go figure." 1.2192 0.04468 73 59 14 0
6210 No, I genuinely don't think that looking closely to determine whether it is a burgundy or a regular garden snail will help us here... 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
6211 Finally! Looks like the mail is here! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
6212 Get me every restaurant on the phone...we need salt 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
6213 She’s just in to town for a date with the Guggenheim. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
6214 We don't have enough butter for this one. You're on your own. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
6215 I hate to see this car go. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
6216 Just got the word...Morton's has dispatched their entire warehouse of salt. The spreaders will be put to work shortly. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
6217 Evacuation? At least we have some time. Dave Sutherland 360-943-9422 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
6218 It's time to call in Garlic and Butter bombs. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
6219 You will have to wait for the snail to cross the road before getting a good look at that pigeon. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
6220 Quick! Call in the salt cannons ! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
6221 GMO? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
6222 Crosstown will really be slow tonight. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
6223 At this size it's much faster than we anticipated. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
6224 I spy with my eye 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
6225 Mailman is here! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
6226 How could anyone have prepared for this? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
6227 I'm not a veterinarian so leave me out of it. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
6228 Eh. Leave it for the next administration to deal with. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
6229 Its left ‘A snail of destruction’ 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
6230 Sir, we need to move - it'll be here in 5 or 6 hours. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
6231 “The Left says salt. The Right says herd immunity.” 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6232 He hasn't returned, he just hasn't gotten here yet. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
6233 It's far worse than an S-cargo train! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
6234 There's still time to evacuate. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
6235 It came from that new green space. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
6236 No, in '81. Time was on our side,and we just forgot. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
6237 I think we have time hje move very slowly 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
6238 What’s it doing?” “About a block per week. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6239 We're going to need a bigger garlic. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6240 Have you tried hot butter,white wine and shallots? Works for the French every time. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
6241 We'll have to evacuate, but there's no rush. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
6242 Creative genetic engineering for street cleaning goes wrong. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6243 Sorry if I sound skeptical when you say that no one could've seen this coming..." 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
6244 Where's the giant ape he's supposed to be fighting. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6245 Are you sure you're using the binoculars properly? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
6246 It appears that uptown restaurant ordered wholesale escargot again 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
6247 The real big salt shaker. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6248 Doc, I want every French chef we have on standby. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
6249 Do you think he's carrying the vaccines? Huh? Huh? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
6250 I told you he had the head of a slug. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
6251 Well, we should probably get some salt. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6252 Something strange is a foot. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
6253 Sir, the bad news: The new variant is out of control! The good news: It's got a slow spread rate!! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
6254 We're training him to be part of the vaccine rollout. So far he's cut our delivery time in half. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
6255 He wants a vaccine. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
6256 Is he really crying? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6257 I don’t recommend testing on rats. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
6258 Our French scientist got carried away. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6259 I'm not taking any new patients. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
6260 it's moving pretty slowly, i don't think we need to worry about it just yet 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6261 At least we have plenty of time. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6262 C’mon, Mom said you have to share. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
6263 No, definitely not a rampage. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6264 They are playful but shortsighted. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6265 Doctor- "It's acting as a hindrance in the treatment of COVID patients".... Officer- "Donald, is that you?" 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6266 Sir, he’s just attending his movie premiere. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6267 « Unfortunately it turns out they’re not vegan, as previously thought. » 1.2188 0.05665 64 54 8 2
6268 Now that’s slow destruction 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6269 Someone got carried away with molecular gastronomy again. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
6270 Do you think the vaccine will work,Doc? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
6271 The huge snail just wanted a burger! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
6272 Bad news. Trump depleted our salt reserves. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
6273 He’s destructive but slow moving. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
6274 Yup, we got the pronoun wrong. This fellow identifies as a they/them. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
6275 It appears to be on a direct path to the French Quarter 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
6276 If we can herd him into that Starbucks, the caffeine will kill him. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
6277 Vaccines almost here! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
6278 You'd think that for all we didn't see coming last year, the universe would feel sorry for us at SOME point. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
6279 Snail meets Godzilla in New York. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
6280 Get the salt Hal. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
6281 He told his mom he longed to come out but didn't want to be conspicuous. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
6282 Don't worry. It's moving at a snail's pace. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
6283 A giant turtle has just appeared across town. We only have three weeks to evacuate before they meet and destroy everything. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
6284 Do you detect any bits of my hybrid lettuce oozing from the corner of it's mouth? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
6285 We've got plenty of time to think of something 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
6286 It was a slow day in the lab. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
6287 I could've sworn the research proposal said nothing about gamma rays. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
6288 We have time, General. No need to scramble. Poaching the jets will be fine. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
6289 Hazel?! They’re clearly green. Look again! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6290 Apparently, one of the Ghostbusters was thinking about his last trip to Paris. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6291 My recommendation ? Fill Yankee Stadium with cheap beer and roll a 500-lb. head of lettuce down 161st St. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6292 Alright, I admit it's not so easy to do, but with butter, garlic, and a humongous deep-freezer, you'll have escargot for the next thousand years. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
6293 Just wondering what country Teddy Cruz is headed to. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
6294 He said he was feeling sluggish so I shot him up with B-12. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6295 We’re gonna need A LOT more salt! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6296 I told you bath salts wouldn’t work. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
6297 I told you we would someday regret signing the SALT II treaty! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6298 Should we try pepper spray?" "No! Get me a giant salt shaker! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6299 It's a new variant 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6300 At this rate, we'll die from global warming first. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6301 At this rate, sir, it’s only a matter of months before it destroys the whole block! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6302 That's not her good side. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6303 Those are really nice binoculars.. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
6304 He was assaulted. It will be a slow death. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6305 Arrest him! He's leaving and taking the house with him. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6306 I've had good luck with salt. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6307 Traffic is certainly moving at a snail’s pace these days. 1.2174 0.05411 69 59 7 3
6308 The good news is, we have a long time to think about what to do next. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6309 Trust me, your eyes do not deceive you! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6310 It's Snothra! 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
6311 In French, it's operation escargot. Here, it's the vaccine roll-out. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
6312 This is what we call a slow-moving disaster. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
6313 It’s leaving a snail trail of destruction behind 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6314 Oh look, slow traffic ahead... 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6315 Fresh! Huge portions! It's the best escargot in the city. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
6316 I think we have time for a little more brainstorming beyond ‘the bomb,’ general. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
6317 Who knew Godzilla was trans-species. 1.2167 0.07551 60 52 3 5
6318 This variant can be contained with beer jabs. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6319 It figures. The first Bahama Nuthatch ever spotted in New York and this giant snail is blocking my view. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
6320 Well, if we find a million Frenchmen who love escargot... 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6321 That taxi'll be crushed flat if we don't get it towed by next week! 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
6322 Snails? No, I don’t eat snails-never developed a taste for them. Why do you ask? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6323 We’ve only got approximately 90 minutes until it gets here! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6324 The good news is it's moving slowly.... 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6325 Of course this happens during a city-wide salt shortage. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
6326 No, General, we should worry. You've got the binoculars backwards. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
6327 No gastropods can be harmed during filming. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6328 What'd I tell you? Snail mail will be the end of us. The delivery part is devastating! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6329 We don't usually see them this far upstream until spawning season. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6330 Yup it's still moving at a snail's pace. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
6331 It's all a blur! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6332 Get the finishing salt! 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
6333 The two block salt perimeter is set. Operation Escargot is a go! 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
6334 He's there if you just focus 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6335 Snail away... Snail away... Snail away... 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6336 Ah my Postmates has finally arrived. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6337 Maybe a little too much water in the sea monkey powder? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
6338 I told you not to flush it 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
6339 Can we use it to increase the police budget? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
6340 I tried to warn you about the snail insurrection, now do you believe me? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
6341 Well, at least it can’t climb buildings like King Kong. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
6342 The bad news: the city will be destroyed. The good news: it will take three months. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
6343 At this rate, the city will be destroyed in 58 years. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
6344 Well, should we refer to it as a "he" or as a "she? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
6345 Judging by its speed, it will be upon us within the next two hours, sir. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
6346 We knew this was coming months ago. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
6347 Damn rush hour - moves at a snail pace. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
6348 Call the French Consulate and tell that we have a big gift for them. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
6349 Change is coming. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
6350 „We’ve decided that it’s important, but it’s definitely not urgent” 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
6351 Where would we even find that much salt on such short notice? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
6352 You had it set to ‘W’ for ‘Wumbo’, didn’t you? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
6353 The rate of growth was so gradual that we never noticed how big she'd gotten until it was too late 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
6354 Call the Navy - we need our best Snailers 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6355 Bill Gates warned us back in ‘65. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
6356 My calculations put him at the end of the block in 4 hours. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6357 At least you have plenty of time to make a decision. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
6358 - Have you considered to lightly touch it, so it will hide itself in his shell? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6359 Call 911. Tell them there's no hurry. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
6360 I told Timmy not to flush that damn thing down the toilet 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
6361 This wasn't in the welcome packet. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
6362 I think its looking for Dr Doolittle 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
6363 My calculations show that it could reach the city center as early as next month 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
6364 It's Escargot Maximus, I recommend Epsom salts. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
6365 Another fusillade of garlic might just bring him down. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6366 Great news, my car was not slimed! 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
6367 Relax, he won't be here for another hour. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
6368 I ❤️ New York 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
6369 We call him... Gunkzilla. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
6370 Giant monster snail curiously roams and destroys the city, as a doctor and police officer relax and watch the show. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
6371 That's what you get when you cross a T. rex with a garden snail a mollusk with teeth. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
6372 The slime trail is even bigger! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6373 We're gonna need a bigger crock. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
6374 Do you see any evidence of what it has been eating? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6375 Sir, the DHS, DoD, and the FBI are telling us that this is an HOA matter. Apparently, they have a strict policy against mobile homes. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
6376 Wow - this new variant is really a killer. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6377 The traffic behind it is moving faster than usual. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
6378 Not to worry. The say it's slow as molasses. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6379 Even at a snail's pace, it will destroy half of the city by nightfall. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6380 It's OK with lots of garlic. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6381 I'm afraid this is tragedy plus time. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
6382 We did a background check. He comes from a long line of slimy characters. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
6383 We are not accepting blame for this. We think it's a Chinese snail. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
6384 I don't know why we didn't see this coming 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
6385 We call him Cyrus adVance. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6386 he's got good teeth 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
6387 On the plus side, we should get a hefty discount on that amount of snail bait. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
6388 He's sheltering in place until he gets his vaccination. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6389 Well the truth is studio execs just thought it’d sell more tickets if he was a large lizard 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
6390 I was just getting used to the lanterns flies... this new invasive species is too much. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6391 He was smaller before he ate Paris at the start of his revenge tour 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
6392 I warned you all what would happen if we reduced road salt use! - 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
6393 Godzilla it's not... 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
6394 Yes, it's a snail; the pace of traffic proves it. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
6395 Snail," my ass 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
6396 My suggestion is we boil him in garlic butter or chicken stock. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
6397 See if you can find a cook to give us a recipe for one this big. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
6398 No, not ’assault’. I said: Try with ’a salt’ 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6399 Well, at least you can out run it. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
6400 At least your tax returns are safe. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
6401 Slow and steady wins the race! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6402 So that where the mail went 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6403 Officer, I don't think you are grasping the full picture! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6404 At this pace he won’t make it back to the lab for an hour or two. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6405 At this rate the beast might reach main street by next year 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6406 The pace of the monster’s destruction is indescribable! 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6407 She will destroy the city, but slowly. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6408 Hmm...Should we get some salt or garlic butter? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6409 The city’s definitely slowed down a pace. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6410 It appears to be secreting condos. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
6411 Who's the slow one here? 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
6412 He said he knows you. Can you find out what he wants? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6413 Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.Nor Pandemic, Derecho, Acts of Terrorism, Fraudulent Elections, Polar Freezes, Wi-Fi, Twitter nor Darkest of Powerless Days. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
6414 I'd heard a new, big gastropodcast had been released. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
6415 A little Garlic and white wine and it’s a helluva meal 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
6416 No worry. It's just a clumsy metaphor for COVID-19 relief legislation getting through Congress. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6417 Great! We’ll be wearing masks until 2030. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
6418 Sir, it’s time to deploy the salt shakers. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6419 You call Food and Wine, and I’ll start chopping garlic 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
6420 Yep, snail mail has definitely outgrown it’s usefulness. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
6421 CORPORATE GREED 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6422 It will totally destroy the city if you don’t act within the next month or so! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
6423 Listen, you don't need an ophthalmologist to tell you you're legally blind. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6424 Our best guess is that it will reach us in 7 days. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6425 It’s horrid and came from across the river. By every indication, it’s headed for the Meatpacking District! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6426 That's a slowly rolling disaster. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6427 'The Snail that Ate Chicago' is expected to be another blockbuster. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6428 WE DODN'T NEED TO STOP HIM NOW, IT WILL TAKE YEARS FOR HIM THE REACH THE STOCK EXCHANGE. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6429 Yes, but the harder experiment was creating a big enough sauté pan. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6430 I'm opening a French restaurant. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6431 Don't worry, it'll take him a week to get to 1st and 5th. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6432 Putting the "cargo" in "escargot" 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6433 As you can see, the absence of social life it's not the worst of the slow deaths 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
6434 Doc, this will need a telescope. It's miniscule. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6435 Hm. No mask. Maybe this will work itself out. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
6436 I réally needed to get out of the house... 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6437 He just had his shot, now he is slowly entering society 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6438 a little salt over the shoulder should do it 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
6439 ‘At least in escargot we beat Paris’ 1.2135 0.04368 89 73 15 1
6440 If you put the binoculars on backwards, it'll appear that have a much smaller problem, sir. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
6441 At least there is no rush on figuring out what to do.” 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
6442 Sir, we're doing everything we can to make the city big again, my team just needs any time you can buy us. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
6443 Yes, disgusting and dangerous, but at its current speed, it won't get to Central Park before summer. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
6444 He's slow, and he's clumsy, but he makes up for it by being unstoppable. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
6445 Can you confirm the pace of its movement? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
6446 We just need to get it to that new French restaurant. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
6447 He's definitely working to fix the damage at a snail's pace. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
6448 I estimate we have less than a month before it reaches Midtown. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
6449 Yes, its true. Slugs have teeth 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
6450 Don't panic! It's moving very slowly. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
6451 On the other hand, this strain spreads more slowly. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
6452 Well, I got the idea from my kid's aquarium. They are very good at keeping it clean. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
6453 It’s a type of mollusc. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
6454 Not to worry. We ordered 100 tons of snail polish remover. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
6455 Is he at least wearing a mask? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
6456 It's really amazing what a little genetic mutation can do for a snail. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
6457 You know, they laughed at me when I proposed we make a giant salt shaker to go with the damn thing. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
6458 Garlic butter seemed to have no effect" 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
6459 General, the salt bombs were too small. Now it's just thirsty. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
6460 These variant mutations are just getting ridiculous now 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
6461 I’ve called in an air strike. They should be arriving with 10 tons of salt within 2 minutes. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
6462 Don't worry, we have plenty of time to evacuate. 1.2131 0.05780 61 51 8 2
6463 The horns, Sir, Escargoats have solid horns... 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6464 that’s certainly Aunt Marge, she’s always been slow 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
6465 That's the latest variant of the Covid-19 virus 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6466 I hate snail mail. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6467 And the governor sent Winston over to help with curbside composting. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6468 Maybe if you don't look at it will go away 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6469 General, I don`t think shelling it will help 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6470 Thank goodness it’s not Covid. THIS we can handle 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6471 And,yet,no one saw it coming. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6472 I wouldn't know. Isn't dealing with slime balls your racket? 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
6473 This seemed more manageable when I had the binoculars the others way. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6474 the test was a little sluggish 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6475 We've already rebuilt the rest of the city. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
6476 That's really something...rare but none the less those teeth need to come out. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6477 Toe jam is the Achilles' heel for any gastropod. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
6478 Don't worry, the French are sending reinforcements and at this pace we have plenty of time. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6479 Contact the National Guard when you get a chance. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
6480 The buildings are safe. It carries its house on its back. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
6481 Don’t worry. It’s moving very slowly. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
6482 The clean-up crew is demanding hero pay after Snodzilla hits the salt patch” 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
6483 He heard they are eating children at The French bistro! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6484 But it seemed like "a pinch" of food a day just wasn't enough. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6485 Stat on the butter and garlic! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6486 This new snail mail carrier's got to go! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6487 You'd think the road salt would at least slow it down. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6488 Is it just me or is all this making you crave escargot in butter and garlic? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
6489 Technically they didn’t break they stay at home order... 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
6490 I hear you, but we really gotta focus on this whole climate change thing right now. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
6491 It's March already? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6492 Wait! There’s a congressman talking into its ear! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6493 See, you can tell it’s The Chrysler building because of the crescent windows 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
6494 Escargot for dinner anyone? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
6495 Now do you get my escar-stop-and-go joke? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
6496 Unfortunately, our research to stop the creature has been moving at a snail’s pace. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
6497 What went wrong in the lab this time, mon ami? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
6498 I am the all knowing snail. Bow down to me 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
6499 Do you have a good escargot recipe? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
6500 Hurry up and walk, we've got no time to waste. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
6501 Tell him there is no single family housing allowed in this neighborhood! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
6502 At least he's only moving at a snail's pace. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
6503 Well, you did say you were looking for a way to slow traffic to a crawl." - Carl Yaffe, Rockville, Marylan 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
6504 If there's something strange, In your neighborhood... Who you gonna call? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
6505 No, it’s a female. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
6506 It's an pre-mergency officer. Snailzilla will be here in a year. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
6507 I'm afraid we are going to have to slug it out 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
6508 Godzilla said he was waiting on his PCR so Larry was our next best. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
6509 I would suggest a shitload of salt. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
6510 We've got plenty of time. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
6511 We better make a move in a month or so. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
6512 No, I think that’s actually a frown ... 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
6513 Am I right? Don't you think the woman sunning herself on the penthouse terrace is Kim Kardashian? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
6514 It looks like it’s not moving. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
6515 I know there’s an escargot shortage, but this is ridiculous. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
6516 Well, I would describe its pace as slow, snail-like... 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
6517 Growth hormones gone wild, Sir. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
6518 Haven't you ever seen an escargot on the road?" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
6519 45th: The return 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
6520 This really puts ‘pencil tower’ in the right perspective. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
6521 Sir, this situation is escargoting south quickly 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
6522 No worries, snail mail is really overloaded right now. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
6523 Looks like all the snail mail from the holidays is finally being delivered. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
6524 What do you mean by 'slowly evacuate'? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
6525 Look, Chef asked if I could genetically alter them to make a heartier escargot. I may have gotten a little carried away.... @tiffanynelsonkessler 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
6526 We’ve stepped on them for the last time 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
6527 So... is this the Back up plan in case Kong losses? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
6528 We're gonna need a bigger salt shaker! No rush. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6529 Definitely a slow-moving disaster! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6530 What I see is enough escargot to feed hundreds. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6531 And you thought YOU were the doctor ...... ahem!!! ..... 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6532 We're going to need a lot more salt. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
6533 I have no idea what you are talking about. But yes, a mollusk is a gastropod. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
6534 Now that's what I call a snake with a cinnamon roll! 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
6535 I recommend sending out the salt trucks. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
6536 You don't often spot them this far from the coast. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
6537 THIS is what you created to defeat Godzilla?" "Well, sir, we thought that since Godzilla can only sense movement... 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
6538 Should hit the FDR in two weeks or so. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6539 Don't let the perspective fool you. The spirals are way bigger on the Guggenheim 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6540 Oh, we've seen some crazy getups tried by people who are trying to jump the line. I'll just tell him to slow down and take it easy. His vaccination appointment will come soon enough. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6541 It's slow but stealthy. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
6542 Okay, we've melted 156,932 lbs. of butter. What's the next move? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
6543 Let’s try to look at the bright side: it could have been a giant sloth! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
6544 My diagnosis of this situation is that you're far sighted 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6545 We tell them it's accelerating at 2% of a mile per hour and they think they have forever to get ready for it 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
6546 Fortunately, it'll be another month before it gets here. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6547 How many days did it take to get down here from Central Park? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
6548 Fortunately this new virus moves at a snails pace. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6549 We ran out of vaccine just before his appointment... 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6550 I tried telling you Trump would eventually evolve into the Lizard King if he didn't get his own way! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
6551 If those snowplows with the salt spreaders don't get here soon, we are in serious trouble. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
6552 We just have to let him go, we found his slime trail prevents COVID infection. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
6553 The monster is getting very close. We now have only 712 days left to prepare the defenses. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
6554 'Where's Fay Wray when you need her'? . 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
6555 No sir, this isn’t the same thing as Godzilla. I strongly recommend treating it accordingly which is with salt and a good food blogger. 1.2113 0.05275 71 59 10 2
6556 When I said we should get creative with vaccine delivery, I should have chosen my words more carefully. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
6557 see Frank! this kind of things happen when you only play Godzilla at the drive in cinema ... 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
6558 Yes sir, we’ve ordered twenty megatons of garlic butter. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
6559 Sure, you can lick him, but you'll need to buy him dinner first. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
6560 So, what's the smallest line you can read on the eye chart from the optician's office he just ate? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
6561 Single family dwelling, but prepare for slime. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
6562 We thought all the slime had already surfaced. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
6563 If only there was some kind of powder we could sprinkle in its path. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
6564 Send help! But, no need to hurrry 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6565 We'll have to slug it out with him ... 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
6566 But do we have enough garlic? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
6567 I wouldn't worry, we have plenty of time to figure out how to stop it 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
6568 That's it Jim.. Face your fears 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6569 The slime rate is up significantly. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
6570 Finally! At that pace, I was afraid he'd never get here. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6571 Not one to forget her roots, Lady Liberty still demands fresh escargot. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
6572 I guess the car can't go. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
6573 It's his first demolition. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
6574 You must be a descendant of Fredrick Fleet 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
6575 His mechanic has got it tweaked up to 2 BPM 💨. ...(Blocks per month) 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6576 I knew this would happen if we raised taxes on billionaires! 1.2105 0.05067 76 64 11 1
6577 So what happens if the snail sees its shadow? 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
6578 Quick, put out a call to all the supermarkets to bring us all the salt on their shelves. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
6579 Typical tourist 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
6580 You scientists, always exaggerating 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
6581 Sir, we'll need 47 tons of salt, ASAP. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
6582 Are you sure it’s him? The news report indicated that his eyes were brown not blue. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
6583 We believe it’s the return of snail male. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
6584 At least he wants a non-smoking room. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6585 It seems as though we should NOT have dumped radioactive sludge on that pet store. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
6586 Oh sure there’s collateral damage, but the slime is making the whole city look younger! Do you have any idea what they charge for that in S. Korea??? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
6587 We still have a good 10 years before it gets here 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
6588 colonel, please—we need to lead him to Utah, and into the Great Salt Lake. from there, we stare into the middle distance as the afterimage of its tortured writhing plagues us and our dads ask “hey buddy, everything okay?” then, sir, years of therapy. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6589 It's S-Cargo, the postal service's new delivery system. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
6590 My experiment has realized Escargot for thousands of restaurants! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
6591 Well, there goes the gardening society vote. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
6592 Tell him that we didn’t know where escargot came from. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6593 We'll need something stronger than a little butter and garlic. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6594 Luckily it's moving at a snail's pace. We're expecting a shipment of garlic butter any day. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
6595 Quick, we need to get out of here- you know, I think we might have time 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6596 Better call out the first responders. That slime trail will be a killer. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6597 Is that what you call a Code Red? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
6598 My advice sir, Get the salt mill from the canteen! Now! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
6599 To get it down you’ll need salt and garlic butter. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
6600 Have you tried pouring salt on it? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6601 We usually look at new variants under a microscope. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
6602 At least we will have more time than we did with Godzilla. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
6603 This looks like what I've seen in my garden, only bigger. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6604 The Chrysler building is my favorite too. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6605 I know they call it snail mail but this is ridiculous 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6606 „I think that we used all of the salt during the last snow storm!“ 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
6607 Looks like the unions ran out of inflatable rats 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
6608 If we don’t act now, it’ll destroy the city in 20 years! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6609 We’re going to need a lot more garlic and parsley butter! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
6610 'Hurray the vaccine delivery is here!' 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
6611 „This species feeds on lack of drive.“ 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
6612 Hey, Doc, anything you can do to speed this guy along????? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
6613 Is he here for a bite of the Big Apple 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
6614 We have at least successfully house-trained him. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6615 I know coffee gets rid of them. May I suggest a Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6616 Epsom Salt is no longer a viable solution. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6617 Blame it on the French. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6618 OMG, has it evolved that fast? We are so screwed - the lab never anticipated the snail mutation 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6619 See? The virus has mutated. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6620 Social distancing will not save us. RUN! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6621 It seems to be moving at a snail's pace. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
6622 I just removed a cavity, and you know how he gets. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6623 I'll tell you this, Chief. If it doesn't get moving, Balthazar's will be having a hell of deal on escargot tomorrow. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6624 Don't worry. We have plenty of time. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6625 Finally,our monster appears! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6626 looks like a prospective office tenant! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6627 Now do you believe me that sanding the roads instead of salting them was a bad idea? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6628 It's the slime we're most worried about 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6629 I still can't see it! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6630 The Air Force?!? We don't need bombs, we need butter and garlic. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6631 Are you sure diverting it to the nursing homes is the right approach, sir? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6632 You’re a doorman and I’m a professor in radiation epigenetics, yet you’re the one who needs the binoculars? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6633 Bad news General. It appears that the French armored cavalry has broken through our lines. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
6634 At least at this rate it will take him 22 years to get thru New York 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6635 I knew it was going to be a slow day 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6636 Well, at least he can't be controlled by the real estate oligarchs! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6637 Quick, fill the Bethesda fountain with garlic butter and wine. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6638 If this is another COVID mutation I am going to Mars on the next flight. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6639 Maybe it's from that new French restaurant up the street? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6640 They didn’t yet know just how slowly the danger would pass... 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6641 Another neighborhood lost to gentrification. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6642 Early projections said it’d have passed by now 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6643 Don’t worry sir the mutated Frenchman is on his way. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6644 sir, regular table salt isn’t working, but my team is prepared to bring out the big guns: himalayan pink salt 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6645 Shall we... hit the snail on the head? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6646 Captain, we've got the salt water injections ready. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
6647 It's out of control; at this rate, it will reach us in ten days! 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
6648 After a long, careful observation, the doorman lowered his binoculars. “Looks like she’s got a shell, doc, so yeah—she’s still gonna be considered cute.” 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
6649 I hear they're best served with garlic and butter. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
6650 No, not another virus, it just looks like the post office is finally delivering our mail! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
6651 Godzilla's not gonna like this. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
6652 I dunno Doc. It’s all French to me. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
6653 Is that the covid vaccine? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
6654 This is serious, we're running low on garlic and butter. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
6655 I told you we should have used pigeons to deliver the mail. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
6656 I think he ate the spike strips. 1.2083 0.04395 72 58 14 0
6657 It's not that big! You're holding the binoculars backwards. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
6658 We've been slow walking the contingency plan to make this escargot. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
6659 Oh, the Humanity 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
6660 I thought the Macy's parade was cancelled for Covid. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
6661 I just lost my appetite for escargots. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
6662 Dr. Dolittle's Uber? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
6663 At least the subways aren’t flooded this time 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
6664 if we hurry, we can probably make it in time for a funny 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
6665 At this size they’re about as fast as the slowest sidewalk-walkers, so prepare to be really annoyed. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
6666 A perfect villain for our slow city project. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
6667 It looks like the Trojans are at it again” @afeast 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
6668 Now more than ever it is crucial we vote for giant lizard person 2036 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
6669 It’s the anticipation that pulls you in. Before you know it, it’s too late. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
6670 Well, my old boss always said to expect the unexpected 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
6671 I must warn you, sir: what you see may leave you shellshocked. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
6672 We think it came from bats, sir. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
6673 Well, they snail-Ed it alright! “ 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
6674 I hoped it wouldn’t come to this. Ready the salt trucks. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
6675 Well General, you did ask for snail mail 🐌 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
6676 I could defeat it a lot faster if it would speed up and get over here. " 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
6677 43 Senators say it's no big deal just Subtlety, from Subtlety & Nuance going door-to-door with style and panache to stop the steal in 2024 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
6678 Well officer, As you can see, it was like that Before he got there. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
6679 He's really coming out of his shell. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
6680 Slow and steady annihilates the race 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
6681 Here comes the France Variant...Snail Attack! 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
6682 It’s a giant snail. Saunter for your lives! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
6683 Boy he got here fast! 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
6684 This motherfucker... 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
6685 I'll be honest. When you said snails were causing problems for you I thought you meant escargot" 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
6686 There's no such thing as a giant snail, sir. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
6687 Consider it a Godzilla deterrent. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
6688 Another pet seeking revenge. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
6689 ‘Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas...’ Yeasss, I heard you and no I haven’t why? 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
6690 It escaped because it is a baby. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
6691 Come on, let's go have coffee, it won't get far. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
6692 Just when Officer Smith thought he'd seen it all Snailus Maximus rolled into town. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
6693 Shall we put pt some salt on the cars, sir? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
6694 'Does it look like he is renting?' 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
6695 I understand it’s coming, but do we have to take action now? What if we aim at making it neutral by 2050? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
6696 It might be from that new AYCE French restaurant on West 7th. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
6697 No sudden movements. Best to just wait and see. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
6698 It’s blocking the box. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
6699 Naturally. We asked for a small, quick delivery service for the vaccine and this is what the government gave us. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6700 If we drop enough salt on it from a C-130 cargo plane that should make it fizzle away. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6701 Can you see her now? She is directly in front of you! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6702 I’d probably vacate your building. No rush, but it wouldn’t be a bad idea. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6703 Approximately two days until it reaches us sir. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6704 Sir, every last grain of salt in our city was shipped to aid Texas. I’m afraid we’re doomed. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6705 The French have made their first move, let’s just hope Canada doesn’t send the geese 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6706 The threat is at a snail's pace, no need to go all Bernie Sanders reacting to it 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6707 Of course it's the slime that does the real damage. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6708 But General, hasn't sodium chloride been outlawed by the Geneva Convention? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6709 I think it's saying, 'Okay, bring it on, Mothra!' 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6710 Quick, start salting the roads. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6711 At this rate, it'll destroy the city in a couple of years. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6712 Oh that's our new priority mail carrie 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6713 My recommendation is to slime it with melted butter and garlic. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
6714 You said this was capitalism encroaching? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
6715 Who ordered escargot? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
6716 I thought we impeached that guy 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
6717 Really?" (Doc to the guy with the binoculars 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
6718 My colleagues will prepare the butter and gar...uh, science weapon sauce, as long as you agree to let us keep Escargodzilla's body for research purposes. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
6719 It's just another opportunity for the entire force to charge the city with overtime. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6720 You don't need binoculars to see it's a slug 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6721 That is going to take a lot of garlic and butter. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
6722 I read it's a new variant from Wuhan. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6723 Looks like Lee Ho Fuk's deliveryman will be here on time with our General Tsao's Chicken. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6724 Release the Beeeeeeeeeeeeeees! 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
6725 This would never happen in Utah! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6726 The good news is it's moving very, very slowly 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6727 We're going to need more than a vaccine for this mutation, I fear. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6728 Apologies colonel,I thought you said 'escargot big or go home'. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6729 It’ll take quite awhile to get to us since it’s moving at a snail’s pace. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6730 The LAST of the Titans... 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6731 It's just as I feared. He's outgrown his training shell. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6732 We did order extra escargot as the French Ambassador and entourage are staying for four days, but this is ridiculous!" 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6733 The slime is marketable. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6734 My God,where is Anthony Bourdain when you need him? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6735 It’s that new shell company arriving in town. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6736 best i can tell its some sort of variant 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6737 Quick! Hide the telescope! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6738 Well, Sir, we’ve been a bit distracted 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6739 Hey Doc, we got a sticky situation here. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6740 On the plus side, at least this monster is moving slower than the U.S. Government.” 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6741 So let's assume for a minute that you're right and this Dr. Dolittle intends to defect. What do you suggest we do about it? 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
6742 ‘Snail ahoy!’ 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
6743 Maybe turn the binoculars around to make it appear smaller. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
6744 Well, it's not that important. This isn't the worst thing that happened to New York. Cosmo Kramer lived here 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
6745 I think yer gonna need a bigger salt shaker" 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6746 The disaster is expected to be terminated at the snail's pace, Sir. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6747 The Post Office asked us to develop a better system for "snail mail." 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
6748 Sir, I regret to inform you that we ran out of salt after last week's snowstorm. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
6749 What did the doctor say to the doorman when whatever the hell this is happened? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
6750 Yeah doc, I see the plaque on its teeth. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6751 He’s a result of the early A-bomb tests, but it’s taken him this long to get here. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6752 Our defense R&D is too sluggish, eh? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6753 It's Escargantua, all right. Says he's looking for King Kong. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6754 Officer, we were just trying something new in the kitchen and I’m telling you this escargot is exploding with huge flavor. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6755 Help's on its way, but traffic's moving at a snail's pace. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6756 Just don’t let it into the building. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6757 Sir, we estimate 20 tons of melted butter will do the trick. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6758 Midtown traffic is at a snail's pace. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6759 This crisis is developing at a snail's pace. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6760 The good news is we have time to evacuate the city. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6761 We prefer the escart'go 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
6762 Can have a turn to look. We’ve been here for 5 hours. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
6763 Refraction.....at close quarters, My Dear ! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6764 I'm not sure we should be focused on pace. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6765 It's advancing at the idiomatic pace you'd expect. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6766 This darn Alpaca Snail is messing with our traffic again! 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
6767 ...and so, as you can see, you’d likely benefit from a stronger prescription. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6768 I have to say I’m a little jealous he doesn’t need to wear a mask. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6769 Climate change is still a bigger concern, you know? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6770 Doc, I see what you’re showing me, but I i’ll need to check with my youtube specialists 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
6771 A city on steroids. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
6772 All hope is lost, drop salt immediately. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
6773 No surprise it took 3 million years to get here -- it's huge, but still moves at a snail's pace! 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
6774 Can you see how many doses we're getting? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
6775 It doesn't look like he's had the vaccine shot yet. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
6776 Once again the Surgeon General was right with his warning. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
6777 Nothing says the Japanese horror film industry is over like a giant snail monster movie, ... then again in France it might be boffo, n'est ce pas. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
6778 At that speed let's call it "chronic" not "acute." 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
6779 This actually was on our doomsday scenario list. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
6780 Emily Post still insists we use a cocktail fork. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
6781 Yep. It's a snailosaur, all right. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
6782 Razing the area for a new hospital is going at a snails pace. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
6783 Rock salt, I'm telling you. If PETA calls a sit-in, that's a twofer. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
6784 It was just a matter of time before the pace evolved. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
6785 It will kill us all slowly but surely. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
6786 Somehow, this One got away from us 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
6787 The slime is the least of your problems. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
6788 Seems friendly enough. Wants to be one of us. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
6789 We thought it was something harmless 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
6790 I guess I’m just tired of always ordering takeout 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
6791 . "The bright side is we've got a lot of time to figure out why we didn't see this coming" 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
6792 Hahaha! Look at that s-car go! Remember that joke, Ted!? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
6793 Quick! Call Chez Napoleon! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
6794 Snail Mail Takes Revenge "remember the pre-election budget cuts" 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
6795 At least the snail male is still a week away! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
6796 On the bright side that’ll make a lot of escargot 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
6797 USPS wants to use it as a mascot. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
6798 I warned that this would happen if the French over utilized their nuclear power plants. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
6799 We vote to begin a salting at sun down. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
6800 You chose the ten trillion dollars, didn’t you? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
6801 I hear there's a special at the French Restaurant this evening. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
6802 I think this might require the French Army. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
6803 At least he's moving at a snail-speed. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
6804 Dave, did you eat my tuna salad I left in the office fridge? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
6805 First a Godzilla and now a Snailzilla! When will you finally stop your experiences? 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6806 Like I said, they're tentacles, not antennae 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6807 Please don't hurt him. We just elected him to the city council. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6808 Weird, I thought these weren’t set to be released until 2022. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6809 Has anyone ever told Supersnail the harsh truth, that he's just not helping? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
6810 It doesn't look like he has his driver's license on him. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
6811 But are you certain it is a giant snail? 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6812 Let's hope it moves at a snails pace 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6813 In Paris they sauteed it with butter and garlic and it was all over by the second seating. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
6814 I warned the research physicians about Penicillin resistance, but nobody listened to me!" 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
6815 Sure you get a little collateral damage but he’s still cheaper than an F35 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
6816 'Try seeing through the other end of the binocular.' 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
6817 I think 40,000 bags of salt ought to do it. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6818 Get Daniel. I see a thorn. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
6819 We thought it might be a little bit dangerous! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6820 He says he has no idea. It all happened so quickly! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6821 It's a dino-snail. It's taking a lot longer to become extinct. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6822 This is a job for Colin Stokes. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
6823 It's the Escargot from the Black Lagoon. We're going to need a lot of butter and garlic. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6824 He's only a block away. We'll have to run for our lives in three hours and ten minutes. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6825 Time really slows down during a pandemic! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6826 The enormity of the problem is beyond my pay grade. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6827 It's an escarslow. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
6828 Let’s just send him to France. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
6829 Hurry. It will overtake us next Friday. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6830 No wonder real estate values are moving at a snail's pace. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6831 If you could please hurry, h’orderves are schedule to be served by 7 tonight. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
6832 Super heroes? They are at the Golden Globes. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6833 Usually a trail of slime, not destruction. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6834 And I thought traffic couldn’t get any worse. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6835 Our best guess right now is that it’ll be gone by early summer. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
6836 Well... it's been a slow year. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6837 It’s right across the street, you don’t need those things. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
6838 Do you think we’ll make it out in time? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
6839 Looks like Congress broke out again. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6840 it looks like we'll be dealing with a lot of slowing the next few days 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6841 Thank God there’s no salt control in this city 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
6842 That’s Gastropodzilla. Nature’s really running out of crisis ideas. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
6843 ]Wow, would you look at that escargo. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6844 We have a lot of time to spare! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6845 I’m afraid it’s a rare shelled Herculean gastropod, General - and very angry. The deadliest snail of them all. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6846 I suggest you see an optometrist. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6847 Don’t happen to know any giant French chefs, do you? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6848 We will definitely need more parsley and butter 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6849 It will be over soon General, we salted the roads last winter. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6850 We’re going to need more sodium chloride, STAT. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6851 Are you still going to say you don't need glasses? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6852 Given the snail's pace, we have plenty of time to figure out what to do about it. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6853 Looks like the mail finally got here. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6854 looks like Ted Cruz is trying to be a little sneakier this time 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6855 Sliding through metropolis 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6856 It’s moving at a snail’s pace! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6857 The obvious answer is to get a giant shaker of salt. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6858 Better call Saul!! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6859 Yeah, we don't know what we were thinking either. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6860 No rush. It'll take him a couple of days to get uptown. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6861 He may be super snail,but the Condo Board rejected his application. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6862 Well , with enough oil and garlic..... 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6863 This Schnecken bakery publicity stunt has gone too far 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6864 I mean, we can go back and forth- both sides have their problems. Let’s reserve judgement until we see what’s in his tax returns. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6865 It’s a slow-motion coup d’état. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6866 Somehow, I just not feeling any sense of urgency. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6867 Fortunately, they're not carnivores. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6868 The only thing that can stop him is a butter sauce. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6869 Well, we’ll have plenty of time to figure it out. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6870 I still say the benefits of a no salt diet outweigh the risks. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6871 There it is,Captain! Your white snail. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6872 Urban progression... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6873 Sorry officer, we can’t admit him, his medical insurance lapsed 25 million years ago.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6874 We're gonna need an industrial size escargot tongs! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6875 I recommend adjusting your focus until you see the bright side. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6876 Yeah, it's kind of like Covid; we didn't see it coming... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6877 Sometimes, what's obvious is invisible to your eyes. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6878 Told you it didn’t come from bat soup... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6879 Typical Staten Island people coming to the city for the day 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6880 Woke up sluggish, forgot the salt. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6881 Ah yes, it's that time of the year! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6882 Objects in the binoculars are closer than they appear 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6883 I don't see the butter! Send it back. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6884 That shell could help us with our housing problem. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6885 The bad news: the Winter of 2021 has depleted our salt supply. The good news: he’s moving at a... well, you-know-what pace. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6886 This is certainly bad, but we're lucky it's slow. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6887 It's here to end the bull run. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
6888 It's not just how big he is, it's the slime he leaves behind. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6889 It's not the destruction, it's the slime. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
6890 That’s not an escargot, just a snail. We’re still poor. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6891 Sir, the raw organic Himalayan pink salt has backfired. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6892 It's not because of radiation or Covid-19 or global warming, it's that damn tap water! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6893 The French Air & Space Force is on the way -- all their Butter and Garlic Units have been deployed! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6894 Just spotted a huge snail. What is taking her so long?! Oh wait, I think it's killing people. How's Covid as the name? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6895 We’re going to need several cups of salt. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6896 Like any Muskelunge, Escargoes have a high price-earnings ratio. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6897 Bring in the snow trucks. Salt is the only way we 're going to stop him. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6898 Leave him alone. He did a great job cleaning my fish tank. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6899 Needless to say, traffic in midtown will be moving at a snail's pace for the foreseeable future." 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6900 Damn. We're all out of shallots! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6901 Traffic’s slow today. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6902 It appears to be a giant snail. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6903 Somebody get Al Gore on this 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6904 Intelligence sent an email...I forgot to read them 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
6905 We used up the last of our salt reserves de-icing downtown Dallas. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6906 Had Godzilla been set in France, instead of Japan. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6907 Mucin production factory was broken into, product is on a run. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
6908 I wouldn’t worry! At his pace it’ll be a month before he reaches us. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6909 you can’t say walk for your lives General. Someone’s already done that in another cartoon “ 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6910 At the rate it’s traveling, we actually might get a budget resolution from Congress in time to do something about it. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6911 We need to downsize the experimental dosage. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
6912 Let's call it a peaceful riot. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
6913 I suggest a garlic butter sauce would do the trick. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
6914 Adolescence is a difficult time for this species, it would be in everyone's best interests if we use our active listening skills right now. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
6915 On the bright side, it'll take days to reach uptown. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
6916 'Shell it'? You've got to be punning 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
6917 At this rate, the city will be completely decimated . . . in 2027. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
6918 We believe it is a variant from a wet market 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
6919 Sir, we’re working on a giant salt shaker as we speak. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
6920 He goes with the mega-garlic we made last week 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
6921 Commander, this is not your typical snail he is moving way too fast! 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
6922 Sorry sir, I assumed it concerned coronavirus when the warning for the 'French type' came in. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
6923 Mass vaccination side effects 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
6924 Like you always say about my prostate doc, nothing to be concerned about. It's just one of those sluggish days. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
6925 We’re gonna get slimed! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
6926 Macy's really need to dial it back. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
6927 Its called Bureaucracy Sir!" 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
6928 I knew the vaccine rollout was moving slowly, but this is ridiculous! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
6929 Hurry....he could be here in about three years. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
6930 I'll tell you what this means, general: 2000 garlic cloves, 3 tons of butter, and a few flame throwers, and we've got escargot for a year! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
6931 and you said you don’t believe in climate change 1.2025 0.04894 79 66 11 2
6932 Finally, here comes the snail mail 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
6933 . . . . SEEMS LIKE IT FORGOT ITS MASK AGAIN TODAY . . . . IT'S HEADED HOME FOR THE DAY! . . . . . WHEW! . . . 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
6934 We have 24 hours before Godzilla gets here.. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
6935 Look at that Tesla “S car go”! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
6936 Scientist: “I was just trying to speed up the mail.” Officer: “Well, I think you went postal.” 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
6937 Quick, move your reinforcements to Whole Foods - the aisles where they sell garlic and butter. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
6938 Salting the road is starting to sound like a good idea. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
6939 The fact that it's moving at a snail's pace isn't really a positive. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6940 Looks like it’ll reach us in an hour. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6941 It’s time to tap into the strategic salt reserve. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
6942 No time to lose? Actually, I'd say we have several hours. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6943 If you can make out a heart-shaped mole on the left cheek, then it's the one missing from our lab. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6944 We still have time to write risk management memos. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
6945 All snails broke loose 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6946 With this development in genetics they'll never worry about hunger in France again 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6947 If you just help me get his leash on officer, everything will be OK. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6948 How much time do you think we have before he reaches the city center? Years? Months 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6949 At least it’s not going crosstown. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
6950 In situations like these, we typically call the Rock. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
6951 Worse than Mr. Stay-Puft, I think. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6952 Let's move!I estimate we only have about 15 years to save this city! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
6953 Yes, they’re slow, sergeant, but it’s the horde you have to worry about. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6954 If its enormous size worries you look through them backwards! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6955 We were just trying out new uses for Viagra, and surprise, surprise... 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
6956 I see the downside of SnailMail 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
6957 Like science, slow but powerful 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
6958 Beer. I tell you. Beer. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
6959 I'm afraid the Emergency Garlic Reserve is at an all time low. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6960 No, don't harm it; the mail is finally getting through! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6961 I don't have the stomach for this." 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
6962 Hey, whose going to fix the slime? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
6963 Are you blind!? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
6964 You're going to need all the salt you can get, but take your time. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
6965 It's a very big snail. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6966 Macy’s parade, meet corona virus mutation. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6967 King Kong sent his cousin to finish the job on New York City. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
6968 This is why we use salt on the roads and not sand! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
6969 The spice store has pink himalayan, black hawaiian, and Fleur du Sel in little bags, no table salt anywhere. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6970 Get Nancy...Sluggo is loose again! 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
6971 The new Covid mutation is here. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
6972 It's on a campaign of shell shock and awe. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
6973 We think he found the shell at Jones Beach. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6974 It all went wrong when a French chef obsessed with escargot decided to cross a Viking stove with a snail. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6975 Eighteen days, half a block. I think we can cope. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
6976 We're gonna need a bigger salt grinder. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6977 An absolute slimeball, but also a remarkable specimen. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
6978 We couldn't get Godzilla 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
6979 Traffic is slow tonight. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6980 I think it is just a shell game to try and get drugs. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
6981 What the hell did you put in the salt. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6982 Now can we bring out the salt trucks? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
6983 Well,Sir,it seems our cloning project got a little out of control. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
6984 Colonel, are the binoculars really necessary?" 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
6985 He'll destroy the city, but it's going to take a long time. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
6986 Just keeping up with traffic 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6987 Fortunately, there is plenty of time for science to solve this. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
6988 They call it creeping inflation. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
6989 Launch an a-salt. No rush. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
6990 It's OK. It's Macy's parade dress rehearsal. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6991 As you can see,we aren't in a hurry for backup 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
6992 Did you knew, the French eat those things... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
6993 You’re gonna need a lot of butter, chief. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6994 Looks like a slugfest for your troops. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6995 No need to panic General, he won't be here for another four hours! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6996 It'll totally destroy the city if you don't act in the next week or two! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
6997 We estimate it will reach us in a week. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6998 I've been warning you to get vaccinated. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
6999 Relax. It's still 50 years off -- like climate change. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
7000 If he goes at his usual pace we should have plenty of time to get everyone evacuated 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
7001 If we don't stop it now, Sir, it could reach the Bronx by Christmas! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
7002 It appears nature is healing a bit too vigorously. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
7003 I think we need a bigger salt shaker. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
7004 I'm afraid we used all of our salt during the Winter. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
7005 The postal service is experimenting with a new mail delivery system. There may still a few glitches to work out. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
7006 Heck, we can feed the whole city with some butter and garlic . 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
7007 I'm afraid the NYC sodium regulation put the kibosh on Plan A. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
7008 I'll run to Costco and get a couple of fifty pound bags of snail bait. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
7009 I don’t think the University holds a salt shaker that big, sir. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
7010 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
7011 At his pace, this is going to take a while. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
7012 You really do need glasses. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
7013 An unintended side effect of our Monstrously Large Garden project. Once that was defunded, well, here we are. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
7014 Sure, thousands dead, but have they weighed that against the medicinal value of the metric tons of slime we've been harvesting? 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
7015 Well it doesn't take a brain surgeon to diagnose this as "snail's pace" traffic 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
7016 The days of needing binoculars are officially over, sir. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
7017 We only have twenty-four hours to evacuate, sir! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
7018 I guess this explains why the morning traffic was slower than usual. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
7019 The French have invaded... 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
7020 It’s hard to see - it’s moving so fast 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
7021 I see the new Post Master General has finally decided on a new mail delivery service. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
7022 Honestly, at scale it IS moving at a snake's pace." 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
7023 Just wait 'til I show you what I did with the pet turtle. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
7024 It's no wonder everything's going at a snail's pace these days. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
7025 .... after coaxing him from his "emotional shell" , he began babbling something about Chef Andre...."all you can eat" .... garlic butter .....and feeling utterly disrespected...... 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
7026 It DOES seem worse when you look through that end of the binoculars 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
7027 He's heading north, towards Godzilla's tomato patch." 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
7028 Are the binoculars another military necessity? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
7029 Told you so : it's not just the common every-year-snail 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
7030 Looks like regular Manhattan traffic to me Larry 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
7031 I thought we agreed on giant HAIL for the march disaster... but this will do 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
7032 Those are radulas, I promise. At long last it's turn for malacologists to save the world. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
7033 I told them climate change happens slowly over time, but they didn’t believe me. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
7034 This is why we send you that postcard 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
7035 Don't worry General, the COVID test was negative! 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
7036 Hey, you were right - it is a snail! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
7037 You’re gonna need a bigger street 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
7038 I see traffic is moving at a snail’s pace. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
7039 We’ve had plenty of time to prepare. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
7040 Welp, that’s not going to be fun to clean up. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
7041 That’s one big snail 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
7042 ‘Gulliver is here!’ 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
7043 Don't worry, Sir, it'll go away sooner than a pandemic. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
7044 That’s my ride. Do you want to take a look? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
7045 I told you that organic pest spray wasn’t going to work 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
7046 ‘“Moving at a snail’s pace” just took on a whole new meaning.’ 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
7047 Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
7048 It’s a new mobile vaccine clinic but distribution is moving slow 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
7049 And they say the traffic here moves at a snail’s pace 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
7050 We’re pretty sure this one came out of a lab in Wuhan too. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
7051 Nevertheless, I want you to cut back on salt to fight hypertension. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
7052 ‘So he’s going to take on King Kong and Godzilla?’ 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
7053 Supposing this is even real, who’s to say it’s man-made and not just part of the climate’s natural cycle? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
7054 My guess would be an ear infection. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
7055 Better call in truckload of salt. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
7056 At this rate, he'll have destroyed the 700 block of 5th Avenue by 2048! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
7057 Doctor, I think it’s an escargot entree. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
7058 I’m afraid we’ll have to wait until the pandemic is over to handle it. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
7059 Bob’s feeling sluggish again, get the coffee ready! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
7060 Don't worry. It will take it a year to cover a block. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
7061 Slowly, the city is getting back to normal, as you can see clearly. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
7062 General,I suggest we shell it with 1000 gallons of melted butter then attack with garlic toast. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
7063 it's destroying the town at a snail's pace, Sir! 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
7064 Sir,I think we need support from NATO. Only a battalion of French army cooks could deal with Escargotzilla. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
7065 At this rate captain, we only have three months to clear the block 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
7066 Thinks he can take Godzilla with the ol' rope-a-dope. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
7067 We know where it came from. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
7068 Waaaalk!!! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
7069 I think it was the steroids. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
7070 Sir, our studies show that if we re-open the restaurants we might be able to deploy enough table salt to defeat the beast. On the other hand we both know there are risks with that as well. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
7071 Maybe you shouldn't have asked us to weaponize snails 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
7072 Normally we would be prepared for this type of attack, but we depleted our salt reserves for margarita night. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
7073 Snail slime is the worst 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
7074 Call the SWAT team. Tell them to bring two truckloads of salt. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
7075 Based on my calculations we have three months until he gets this far. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
7076 Now do you see why you need a malacologist - not an entomologist? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
7077 We don't have to worry sir. It will not get to Times Square until May 23, 2031!" 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
7078 Thats going to make some killer escargot 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
7079 You know: They're not mammals. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
7080 Stop delaying!! CALL DOOLITTLE NOW!! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
7081 Yes, she is a candidate for a neck lift. 1.1972 0.05161 71 61 8 2
7082 This should slow down gentrification. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
7083 It might appear small but it's pace is remarkable. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
7084 Tell the army to release the Strategic Garlic Butter Reserve! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
7085 Ok, we got rid of the aphids. Now I’ll make a bird to get rid of this guy.” 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
7086 Don't worry, we're fixing it. We're making a giant rat to eat it. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
7087 The male seahorse has the babies. Do you see a baby seahorse in there? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
7088 See, all we need is a few gallons of salt.. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
7089 Just a regular Thursday in New York 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
7090 Late for the sequel again. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
7091 Just pour some salt in it 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
7092 No problem here. He's from the wrong franchise. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
7093 At this rate, we’ll never get that additional funding. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
7094 A salting is the only option. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
7095 We have intel it heard indoor dining was back. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
7096 Baking Soda, is that all you can come up with?? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
7097 Godzilla mutated. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
7098 Escargot to go and go! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
7099 Wasn't the first 9-1-1 call several years ago?" 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
7100 General, I don’t think we can keep our bioweapons laboratory a secret much longer. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
7101 We should be more worried but he's only moved 10 feet in the last month. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
7102 *It has slowed traffic to a snail’s pace.* 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
7103 I know you THINK it's under that shell, but you can't trust your eyes with this game. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
7104 Of course, it’s fake news, but social distancing can’t hurt. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
7105 The scale of this male snail, is a pale tale, of snail mail, that cannot prevail, and doomed to fail, in the hale of shale, to nail, the metro rail, and trail, For Sale! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
7106 And everyone always said being a snail scientist would be so boring. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
7107 I dunno, Mr. DeJoy. It just got outta control. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
7108 It seems that many things are going at at snail's pace nowadays. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
7109 Do you think it can where it’s going? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
7110 If it reaches here before tomorrow, then what? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
7111 We called the Avengers, they said that Saltman should be here any moment. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
7112 Gastropoda Gaga. You can tell by the small mole just above the lip line. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
7113 If it weren't moving so slowly, I'd say we had a real threat on our hands. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
7114 We had an idea to bring the Post Office into the 21st century, but we may have overdone it on the white wine and processing. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
7115 That self driving car has gone too far! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
7116 The good news is that it will take months to get here. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
7117 Commissioner, we've done everything we can. Now we just pray that we used enough road salt. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
7118 I hope your plan includes lots of butter and garlic.” 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
7119 We're going to need alot beer for this. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
7120 It happened so suddenly...we never saw it coming. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
7121 As rapid-transit protests go, this one's pretty big. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
7122 Do you think this is covered by Applecare? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
7123 On the bright side its' pace and trail favor us 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
7124 This one's got COVID written all over it Doc... 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
7125 If my calculations are correct, we only have 3 or 4 hours before he crushes another car. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
7126 Stress virus activated by the pandemic 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
7127 It’s the new variant. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
7128 Those antennas are a straight giveaway, Can't blame the gods now. Doc, you better do something about it. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
7129 Hot on the trail 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
7130 A couple more minutes and it'll shrink again, officer. This was contemplated in the experiment 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
7131 Yes, three tons of salt would do it. But we might not survive the gooey aftermath. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
7132 We better hurry. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
7133 We don’t have the technology to make a giant Frenchman. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
7134 I told you traffic was moving at a snail 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
7135 I told them ‘No genetic X bran for the snails.’ 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
7136 Yep that's him!! Escargo-zilla ! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
7137 It's French 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
7138 I predict shit storms from the no-vax... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
7139 Think it looks bad now, just wait and see what happens in a few months. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
7140 Yup need binoculars to see that! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
7141 This guy has over 4 thousand cavities, he’s in pain, I need to operate now!” 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
7142 We are going to need salt—lots and lots of salt. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
7143 But you should see what the guys in experimental viruses let out. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
7144 Yes, Dear Leader, your traitorous uncle was conclusively crushed under the massive weight of your glorious nuclear snail mutant. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
7145 I can tell you that at this rate, the whole city will be gone in just 4 months. 1.1967 0.05132 61 51 9 1
7146 Good news Sir! The ETA for the salt truck is 3 minutes 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
7147 Perhaps it’s misleading to say ‘traffic is moving at a snail’s pace.’ 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
7148 I'll have the lab also zap some butter and garlic. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
7149 Apparently it a result of baiting it with an IPA. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
7150 Contact the armed forces. The whorl count suggests this is a Trojan snail. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
7151 See the mail truck yet? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
7152 We need a plan. It'll be over here any day now. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
7153 We have two weeks before we have to worry! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
7154 This slow life has been growing on me 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
7155 We may want to consider forming an exploratory committee 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
7156 On the positive side, the enlarger ray also worked on the garlicky butter, so there’s that... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
7157 Where are the French when you need them?!? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
7158 They couldn’t get out of the way in time. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
7159 At this rate it will consume the city faster than climate change.” 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
7160 We're going to need every salt bagel in this down to stop him at the park. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
7161 You are going to need at least two tons of snail bait for this one. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
7162 No,there's no big rush to get the people out of the buildings. The first thing I'd recommend is getting the salt trucks out and cover the surrounding streets with salt in a 1 block radius. Then you'll have at least an hour to empty the buildings. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
7163 See, I told you it would've been cooler with a mustache. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
7164 Deceptively fast, as it turns out, sir. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
7165 Tracked him right here, huh.. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
7166 How are the implants holding up? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
7167 It’s a French Escargot. I warned them not to close the French restaurants during the pandemic. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
7168 a case of snail slime run amok 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
7169 Washington called and strongly recommended that we wear masks and socially distance. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
7170 French intelligence says they can be defeated with a little garlic, butter, wine, and a sprig of parsley. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
7171 Stop gawking. We need salt. And lots of it! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
7172 It's not Jabba the Hutt, it's Donald Trump 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
7173 Are you sure, doctor? 'cause I see nothing. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
7174 it took 13 months to get here, this one's all on you. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
7175 Call out the street salting trucks - Stat! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
7176 My god, at this rate he could reach 6th Avenue sometime next month! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
7177 It takes forever to get a cab these days. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
7178 Don't worry. We've got plenty of time before he gets here. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
7179 Appears to be from the government. Says he's here to help. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
7180 Do you guys validate parking? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
7181 Okay but who is going to pay to clean up the slime trail? 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
7182 Worst case of holiday mail syndrome I’ve seen. 1.1954 0.03951 87 71 16 0
7183 Someone called him sluggish. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
7184 Better get some salt. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
7185 « We did predict a load of surprises for 2021, but the slow motion version of Godzilla was not on the list. Yet look at that now. » 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
7186 I don’t think we have enough butter! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
7187 Advise Dr. Fauci Dr. Doolittle has arrived. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
7188 We could take it with a thousand tons of salt 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
7189 Pace of recovery in 2021 or 2021 servings when restaurants reopen 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
7190 Looks like the Biden administration succeeded in saving the US post office! We still have snail mail 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
7191 The ocean is right behind me. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
7192 Every year we lose to arguing over the best plan, the destruction will just be worse. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
7193 Snailzilla sir, she is searching for a vining skyscraper to climb on. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
7194 Doctor - um I was taking care of your experiment - but he was whining so I let him out fir a bit 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
7195 Escargot is on the house tonight! 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
7196 General, we've got to do SOMETHING! In the next week or so. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
7197 Don't worry,it won't be here 'til Thursday 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
7198 ...and the good news is that it's rampaging at a snail's pace. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
7199 Yes, he is big and destructive, but he moves really slow, so nothing to worry about. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
7200 Sorry sir. We used all of our salt last winter. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
7201 Don't worry, we can handle the onslaught. It's slow moving. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
7202 At this rate, the city will be destroyed within a decade. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
7203 At this pace the city will fall down on its own 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
7204 This is why we gynecologists use stork delivery. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
7205 Looks like it’s all smooth snailing from here 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
7206 It’s a slow-moving natural disaster. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
7207 Sir, I wouldn’t worry. By the time he gets two blocks climate change will have wiped out the entire city, anyway 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
7208 Sir, I think we’re overdue for a 2 week lockdown 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
7209 We must move faster 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
7210 I’m sorry General, but this was the only animal the serum worked on.” 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
7211 It escaped from Jurassic Herb Garden. 1.1940 0.05312 67 57 8 2
7212 He said he got here in record time. I think he a slime ball liar, frankly. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
7213 We're gonna need salt - a lot of salt. And then of course some drawn butter and garlic. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
7214 This is a disaster waiting to happen 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
7215 i told u He.likes GARLIC Why did you feed him crushed VIAGRA 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
7216 I see some butter but no garlic, no parsley. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
7217 This is no time for bird watching! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
7218 And I tell you the cause is tooth decay in its left upper molar. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
7219 This is more fascinating than a slow-motion train wreck. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
7220 S/Cargo 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
7221 How did this happen? - We threw pepper on it. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
7222 Not to worry. She only eats buildings. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
7223 Snail mail continues to grow... 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
7224 Are you ready with the garlic and butter bomb, general? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
7225 We’re gonna need more butter! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
7226 I estimate we are in danger of getting crushed in 3 hours. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
7227 It’s the end of the world - at a snail’s pace. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
7228 That darn Snail mail keeps growing 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
7229 Hmm, apparently ʻOumuamua‘ wasn’t a comet after all. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
7230 Not to worry. I have a vaccine for her. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
7231 good news is we dont have to move quickly. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
7232 Seems like the snail finally got to eat the Big Apple 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
7233 Well you can’t spell shell without hell. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
7234 The vaccine roll out is a little slow... 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
7235 This is not the kind of exposure therapy that I had in mind. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
7236 Send a message to all the French Brasseries in town. That snail is out for revenge 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
7237 Sorry, sir, we used all the salt in the snow... 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
7238 Now just who does it think is going to clean up all that nasty slime it leaves behind? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
7239 Quick Jenkins, get those 250 envelopes that need licking 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
7240 Yes, more covid vaccinations. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
7241 We’re gonna need more salt. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
7242 The boys in the lab believe that garlic butter and a large fork are our best chance. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
7243 Everything’s bigger in Texas....just floated in on melted snow 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
7244 call me unsentimental, but not only is email faster ... it doesn’t slime 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
7245 It feels at home anywhere. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
7246 It’s not just the shell, the interiors are very natural 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
7247 Is he practicing social distancing? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
7248 Global Warming 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
7249 Don't say a giant salt shaker strapped to a lone bomber can't work - it's GOT to work! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
7250 Don’t bother calling 911; at his pace 311 should do it. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
7251 Slow day? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
7252 The experiment didn't go as planned, sir. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
7253 Forget Godzilla. Tell Japan we now claim bragging rights. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
7254 Not to alarm you, Chief, but he's left a 30 foot wide slime trail from here to Pittsburgh. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
7255 No sir. This is nothing like Tremors with Kevin Bacon. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
7256 If you look through the other end, he actually seems quite small. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
7257 You're saying that even with these lenses this is worse? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
7258 It's got a few issues at the moment, but once we fix them, it will ready for next year's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
7259 ...still waiting on the National Guard. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
7260 I'm telling you, Sir, it's got nose hair. See?! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
7261 You’re right, Sir, with the right men behind him that slimeball WOULD make a great Commander-In-Chief 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
7262 on the other hand, it might just be the breakthrough we need. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
7263 It’s from France 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
7264 Our working theory is the the slow but inevitable destruction of the city is a metaphor for climate change, but who can really say? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
7265 In hindsight, just following the slime trail during rush hour was probably a bad idea 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
7266 Admiring the detail? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
7267 Not to worry. I ordered escargot for the Joint Chiefs. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
7268 We were developing a snail to solve world hunger with Oscar Got, but it got a little out of hand. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
7269 What do you mean we can’t outpace this problem? 1.1930 0.04642 57 47 10 0
7270 I told the valet I needed to take my Tesla S Car Go to the car wash. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
7271 I think you should drop salt on it. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
7272 "Listen General, I asked you here to help us with the snails pace of the vaccine rollout. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
7273 Look at it this way: At least he’s not adding to our homeless problem. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
7274 We don't really know, it just sort of crept up and suddenly.... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
7275 We call this the city snail breed, much tougher than their garden-variety counterparts. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
7276 It’s bigger, stronger, slower 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
7277 We believe it might just be looking for a new home 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
7278 General: "How is this possible?!" Scientist: "He was bit by a radioactive human." 1.1928 0.04985 83 71 9 3
7279 We have approximately two months until it gets to us. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
7280 Fortunately, we've been prepared with a SALT team for an invasion by the giant African land snail. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
7281 Escargotzilla can be stopped only with extra virgin olive oil and extra salt. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
7282 How much garlic and butter do you figured I'd need for "escargot au beurre et à l'ail"? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
7283 not to worry, it’s moving at a snail’s pace 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
7284 Now, can you see why I've ordered 1,000 pounds of butter? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
7285 If we could just get 10,000 shakers of salt 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
7286 Doc, you seeing what i'm seeing? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
7287 We better get out of here. It'll be on this side of the street by tomorrow. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
7288 I’ve ordered three tons of salt. At his pace we won’t need it ‘til Tuesday. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
7289 It's imperative you call a CONDITION RED. We only have three months before we are overrun! 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
7290 At this rate,it'll take hours to cross town. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
7291 And look at that garlic behind him. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
7292 This is his first public appearance since November. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
7293 Don't worry sir, we have until next decate to fix this 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
7294 We’re going to need a bigger stick of butter. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
7295 Wow, can that S-Car go! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
7296 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
7297 We'll need lots of garlic butter infused with white wine... 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
7298 There’s nothing more dangerous than a mollusk with a vendetta. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
7299 As a matter of fact, we did warn you this was coming years ago. It was in the same memo with the climate change warning. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
7300 If he moves a little? Yes, car goes. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
7301 I don't think this is the version the French eat." 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
7302 He's slow to anger. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
7303 NATURE is HERE, for REVENGE 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
7304 DOT claims that the salt trucks will be here any minute. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
7305 Alert the French Embassy and tell them we’re going to need all the butter and garlic they can send us. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
7306 I guess it's a slug time in the ol' town tonight. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
7307 He just slides all over the place 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
7308 Who ordered the large escargot? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
7309 He's rushing to the Twin Towers to help ! 1.1918 0.05033 73 62 9 2
7310 It started as a PR stunt. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
7311 I'm sorry, sir. Our response has been sluggish since we've been corresponding with snail mail. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
7312 She has a big job when the internet is down. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
7313 You should see my rose garden. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
7314 Yeah, the French embassy said there’s nothing they can do. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
7315 Well, he’s moving at a snail’s pace so we have time to prepare…” 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
7316 At this rate, he'll reach Times Square in 3 months. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
7317 We’re pretty sure it’s not a variant, sir. But we can’t be certain. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
7318 Can he even commit jaywalking? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
7319 Evacuate the building! The monster is going to destroy it in 7-10 days! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
7320 It’s just a Variant; call Pfizer! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
7321 You could airdrop a few tons of salt on it right now. Otherwise, we'll have to tough it out until summer before it runs its course. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
7322 My God! He’ll destroy the city in 6 to 9 months. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
7323 Don’t blame me, I warned them that cloning was NOT moving at a snail’s pace 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
7324 You'll need garlic, lots of garlic, butter and parsley. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
7325 I doubt this debacle will move at a snail's pace. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
7326 Better order some extra garlic! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
7327 The good news is we've got about three weeks before she makes it downtown. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
7328 When I forget to wear underwear but have to take public transportation. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
7329 Hey! It’s the new postmaster general 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
7330 No rush, it will take it hours to get anywhere. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
7331 I'll allow it this time, but I still want you to cut back on the salt. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
7332 I'll take a snail's pace over a glacial pace. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
7333 Is she moving that fast or is she just growing across the street? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
7334 We should have time to work out a defense 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
7335 Pretty sure we can outrun him. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
7336 I know a doctor who can do something about that Turkey Neck. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
7337 Call Nickelodeon, quick! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
7338 We were experimenting with a new virus discovered at the botanical gardens. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
7339 No, Sir, turning binoculars the other way around will not shrink the problem. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
7340 I guess I selected snail mail as a delivery option for my vaccine order. Can you see the tracking number? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
7341 Sir, the snail speed test seems to be going south pretty quickly 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
7342 I see it's head. It looks like Covid relief is slowly 🐌making its way 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
7343 We’re currently rating it at 0.4 2020s. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
7344 Well from here it looks organic 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
7345 So far, the salt has only mildly perturbed it. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
7346 How in God's name can we hope to slow down this hell-bent creature? 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
7347 It's our letter carrier. Insulting the post office hasn't really worked out. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
7348 Think of the good side, he it won’t get to 5th Avenue for another 10 years. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7349 Wow. That taxi driver just saw “‘’es car go!!” 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7350 My team is working overtime to fix the issues with Godsnailla. You'll be able to see the next one without binoculars. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7351 General, the ten story salt shaker is ready but we don’t have a 4 year old big enough to deploy it. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
7352 I know it looks bad, but cleaning up the trail of slime will do a lot for the city... 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
7353 Cornu aspersum, a common garden pest. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
7354 Sir! Hurry! That cab is doomed in six hours! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
7355 Don't worry. It'll take a year to get here. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
7356 Permission to summon the salt trucks? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7357 R and D didn't have the funding for a monkey 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
7358 He didn't care much for the "s car go" joke. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
7359 GMO run amok, but escargot for the masses. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7360 All the Hell-x broke loose from our genetics lab. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
7361 Pass the gallon of melted butter and a dozen lemons! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
7362 Well, I wouldn't let him in
    my
      building.
 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
7363 I told you we should have pre-treated the roads with salt. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
7364 We might sustain water outages for even longer than they did in Texas! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
7365 We’re gonna need a bigger bowl... of garlic butter. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7366 It looks like our response to the environmental crisis has finally arrived. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7367 At least it doesn't smell anything like garlic. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7368 It's going to be a slime-demic! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7369 Sir, it's in a stage of aggravation known as 'feeling salty'. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7370 Looms large in the marathon. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
7371 Not with a bang, but with a squelch. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7372 Is that S Cargo? He looks different. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7373 Really? Binoculars? It's not close enough? 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
7374 Vaccinations are moving at a snail's pace. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7375 Garlic. It's our only chance. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7376 Is it too early in the season to start putting salt down? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7377 Run for your life. He's got roller skates. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7378 We’ve been calling it Escargodzilla” *cough* “ No, yeah that’s probably insensitive though 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7379 At least it didn’t cause autism 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
7380 👊🏼 Snailed Ya ✌🏼 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7381 Has Gaga added parsley to her Met costume? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7382 Yep! That’s a provocateur! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
7383 Guess, we are being inclusive NOW! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
7384 Don't worry we will get rid of those pigeons on the ledge Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
7385 You'd better hurry. We only have a few weeks before he makes it this far. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
7386 Take your time -- this is a four hour movie. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
7387 So, how much salt do the road crews have left over? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
7388 We call it Warp-speed Covid relief. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
7389 Becoming sluggish feels like it happens slowly ... but to anyone else it’s obvious from a mile away. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
7390 Better call The Chef. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7391 Absolutely. He goes where I go. Now call the cab! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7392 Trump says you are supposed to run up in front of it and start whistling to distract it before it gets to The Towers. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7393 Look! It's Snailizza!! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
7394 whatdya feed him, a big apple? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7395 I thought we took the extra large escargot off the menu. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
7396 es garco the Japanese snail 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7397 He's about to try to crash the line for a vaccine. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7398 We're going to need butter, garlic, parsley, and salt. But start with the salt. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
7399 dragging’ at a snail’s pace is a pretty bad pun, General”and not much of a crisis 1.1897 0.04573 58 48 10 0
7400 That snail is moving faster then we are getting Covid 19 vaccines. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
7401 I believe that escargot may be a little too tough for tonight’s dinner party. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
7402 You took your sweet time getting here! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
7403 The scientific name is: Slimezilla! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7404 I'd say calling it a Giant Shrimp is an 0xymoron. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7405 He'll reach Times Square in 17 months. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
7406 I wondered where that 4 lane slime came from on 5th Ave. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7407 He’s just trying to deliver the mail... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7408 Isn't it meant to be floating? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
7409 I think we have time for the crowd sourcing people to identify the species and genus. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7410 Looks like the snail bait didn’t work. We’d better walk for our lives. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
7411 We are going to have to evacuate the whole city - but at least there's no rush. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7412 At least it’s not moving any faster. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7413 We thought the Stay At Home order would reduce destruction... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7414 Doctor: “isn’t it obvious?” 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7415 The snail is a social distancing insect right? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7416 2020 did pass it's torch to 2021 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7417 Damn shellfish drivers, always hogging the road 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7418 what does the decision matrix say about mutant snails? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7419 We only see you 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
7420 You've made great progress in your sessions. You're really coming out of your shell, but let me remind you, Fred , comparison kills. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
7421 So what it's big. It progresses slowly so it must be okay to ignore it for now" 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
7422 ooh he slimey 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
7423 He's moving much faster than he's supposed to. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
7424 I think we better call Morton. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
7425 Salty weapons only makes it stronger, both NaCl and backhanded compliments were useless. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
7426 ‘Snailzilla’ being a terrible name, but we need to take her seriously. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
7427 Yes, You do have snail mail! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
7428 His method acting makes him very convincing. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
7429 The crises unfolded at a snail's pace. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
7430 Hum... I don’t see anything 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
7431 Do you think determining is gender is the most important thing at this time General ? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
7432 Hurry! We only have 12 hours until it reaches that building! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
7433 They didn't say anything about a snail in that giant animal fight movie..! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
7434 Traffic is going to be really slow today. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
7435 Sir, it's stuck on the lens. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7436 It is moving at a slow pace. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7437 What are you looking for!?" "The Avengers! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7438 You created this traffic monster 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
7439 I blame Bill Gates. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7440 I think we can blame Florida for this variant. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
7441 Sir, all salt reserves are exhausted from last week's Pretzel Fiesta. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
7442 Commander it turns out the Acme covid 19 vaccine trials had 100% efficacy in humans unfortunately the early snail testing went poorly as can see for yourself. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
7443 We’re going to need a bigger slug. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
7444 It's taking a leak Sir. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
7445 First off, he's out of uniform ... 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
7446 No need to worry. Slowly spreading. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
7447 He’s taken out the garlic factory, we think he’s heading for the butter plant. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
7448 S-L-U-R- Slurp. It's saying slurp, doctor. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
7449 In the old navy we call it the snailwave 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
7450 Too large to be a virus, do you agree? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
7451 It is just another COVID mutation. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
7452 The heat, generally speaking, kills this kind of snail 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
7453 We calculate that he'll die of Covid long before he reaches the Trump Tower. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
7454 If it's French we can eat it. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
7455 He's shaken up right now, but Saltman always comes back for a second helping. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
7456 You know, I'm all in on GameStop. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
7457 On the other hand, escargot all around. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
7458 By my calculations, he will be here in 15 months. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
7459 It's Godzilla's French Variant. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
7460 this is no ordinary snail. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
7461 He probably thought he’d just blend in with traffic. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
7462 You’re right. It’s the SS Cargo on land! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
7463 At his pace, we’ve got plenty of time. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
7464 It must be all those COVID vaccines we were expecting. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
7465 It’s going to disappear. One day—it’s like a miracle—it’s going to disappear. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
7466 Wow another nasty side effect of the vaccine. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
7467 At this rate, it will destroy the city in just a few years. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
7468 Normally scientists try to stop me from killing these monsters...” “Not me. That snail took my parking spot. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
7469 Do you think they’ll find out we blew up the snail?”- - “Not if we get the bats out...! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
7470 Sir, I recommend we start stockpiling butter and garlic! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
7471 I’m also anxious for the salt trucks to arrive, Major Sanders. But really—what’s the rush? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7472 No, really, Doctor, you've got it wrong - they're not green, they're hazel! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7473 He insists in getting the vaccine but he doesn't have an appointment! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7474 Looks like he's trying to take advantage of the crashing NYC real estate market by upgrading his house at 2010 prices! 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
7475 Well, on the bright side, the escargot has arrived. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7476 He may move at a snail's pace but over the past ten years he has destroyed four city blocks. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7477 Quit hogging the binoculars. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
7478 yes, it's edible. 1.1875 0.05398 64 55 7 2
7479 Let's have another look at that snail bait formulation 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7480 Hurry, Watson, the only way humanity will survive is if you fetch the recipe for Escargots a la Bourguignonne! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7481 Sorry, Chief... anatomically speaking, that should be "(They) are destroying the City"... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7482 Ok ok he’s no Godzilla but you gotta admit it’s a damn big snail! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7483 We're gonna need a bigger beer can. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
7484 I'm not sure how so much damage got done when he's moving so slowly. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7485 At least we have time to organize a solution. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7486 We're going to need more butter 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7487 I better escargot and do something about that. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7488 We'll need a lot of garlic and butter... 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
7489 Why don't you just order the escargot to go? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
7490 That’s gonna take a lot of butter and garlic! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7491 It’s looking like it’s time for us to escar-go, doc. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
7492 General, we don't have enough butter and garlic for this mission! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
7493 I think you need to go tell your kid to salt the driveway, if not everything else. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7494 It’s gonna take a bit more than therapy to make him come out of his shell, Doc. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7495 Too yellow? Teeth whitening might be a good idea. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7496 It has all the earmarks of Texas, but is it Abbott getting revenge or Cruz distracting the media? 1.1875 0.06999 64 57 2 5
7497 I was expecting a locomotive, not a locomotion snail. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7498 You're right. It's a little too big. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7499 Look at it this way - this winter, the road salt will do double duty. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7500 Your correct,it’s the largest Postal escargot truck and it’s late once more 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7501 He's moving pretty fast. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7502 I didn’t think he’d get that mad when you told him he had a cavity, but at least he came out of his shell. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
7503 But Kaiju snail slime could be an antidote to COVID 19. We could need a lot of it. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7504 Looks like the demolition team is on strike again. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7505 Yes, he is definitely our mail carrier 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7506 Our Lab had him under complete control until someone told him what Escargot was. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
7507 I'm pretty sure it's just garlic and white wine. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7508 Is that Squinty? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7509 Oops! If only he had gone at a snails pace! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7510 We should get escargot-ing." 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7511 Lure it to the nearest salad bar 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7512 The C.D.C. recommends garlic butter and wine. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
7513 Huh. Where do you think this Covid variant comes from? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
7514 Im going to be late, I’m behind a real snail in midtown 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7515 Well sir, someone had to stop the dragon and the monkey 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7516 It’s a bird... it’s a plane... it’s the vaccine rollouttttt! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7517 We’re going need backup...and butter! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7518 If the Postal Service gets any further behind, we may have to ban snail mail from the city entirely. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
7519 It appears to be accelerating at the rate of a melting glacier. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
7520 We are looking for a giant salt shaker... 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
7521 Turns out, there was a slight mix up. It was Ginormous Snails we had to look out for, not Murder Hornets. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
7522 We’re gonna need a whole shitload of salt. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
7523 If only Patricia Highsmith were still around -- she'd know what to do. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
7524 Because of his pace, we’ll have PLENTY of time to call for backup. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
7525 We're going to need a really big salt shaker. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
7526 Doc, I think it's the postal service delivery with the new vaccine. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
7527 Yep, the Chrysler Building is still clear... 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
7528 This March: March of the Snails coming to a theater near you soon!” ⭐ 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
7529 I told you, Burgundy snails aren’t French anymore! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
7530 Doc, I don’t think a 3rd mask is going to do much here 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
7531 We can feed this city enough escargot for a year. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
7532 It's the return of Snail Mail in 2021 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7533 That snail mail is becoming a really big problem. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
7534 Maybe a small pasta on the side with it. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
7535 1945, after the first bombs. It took awhile to get here. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
7536 That's a Proud Boys lapel pin, so I suggest we pull back and see how this plays out. 1.1864 0.05114 59 50 8 1
7537 Fine time to have Godzilla quarantining. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
7538 You're going to need lots of salt! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
7539 Hurry, General! Call in an airstrike! The Creature will be upon us in a matter of mere hours! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
7540 Godzilla's warm-up act 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7541 Is that the best you have? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
7542 We're going to need a helluva booster for this COVID variant. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
7543 Sir, I encourage you to put out an immediate shelter in place order for every worm, centipede, lichen and fungus in the city. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
7544 This is clearly a slow moving catastrophe. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7545 Oh, the....wait for it....humanity! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7546 With all due respect, he is following the shell-ter at home order. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
7547 I'd suggest charging him with a salt. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
7548 Brilliant doctor, now how much per pound is escargot ? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7549 I'm thinking first a napalm strike, followed quickly by a thousand gallons of drawn butter and a ton of minced garlic. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
7550 Seriously, you've never eaten an escargot? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7551 You see? Its registration tags are clearly expired! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7552 Sir, as he turns up Park Avenue, elicit the elite to throw salt off their terraces. He’s from the East Village and will never survive the UES saltiness. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
7553 I don't think its dental hygiene is relevant in this situation. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7554 So, the recovery seems to be moving at a snails pace huh?” 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
7555 You got the vaccine right? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7556 I told you not to pour sugar on it 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7557 Well, it’s official. Barbara signed the papers yesterday. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
7558 They're filming "Revenge of Snail Mail." 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
7559 If you can subdue it, we have an excellent recipe for consuming it. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
7560 I hope they get the internet fixed soon. It's taking forever to get my mail and it's making a wreck of everything! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
7561 And how would you describe its speed? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
7562 Don't you see, salt on the road was never about winter storms! It's a matter of national security! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
7563 We’ve got time. It’s moving at a snail’s pace. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
7564 He does seem to wear no mask. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
7565 Sir, we have to destroy the prototype. Ted Cruz passed a bill that reallocates funding for our giant gastropod technology to fossil fuel incentives. He argued the money should be used for something that destroys all of America, not just California. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
7566 Dammit! The buerre noisette did nothing! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
7567 Garlic and butter sauce be damned. This thing's been nothing but trouble since sliding down the beanstalk 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
7568 Can you read his lips? What's he saying that could help medical science? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
7569 We have been getting some injuries in the hospital but eschar come, eschar go. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
7570 The French did this. Escargotzilla! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
7571 We'll think of something 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
7572 So far it's confined the attacks to French Restaurants 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
7573 We were working on a GMO escargot. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
7574 This is more gross than terrifying. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
7575 As you can clearly see General, you are going to need a much larger shaker of salt. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
7576 It finally got crossed 42nd Ave yesterday. We anticipate it to pass 43rd in two months. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
7577 not every experiment is a success, but I think this could be something...with a bit more funding 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
7578 That slug is enormous! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
7579 Sir, unfortunately our experiments to make a real-life Godzilla have gone wrong. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
7580 Project Warp Speed’s mascot really took a turn for the worse” 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
7581 Would you believe traffic is even slower than usual? 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
7582 The artificial salt only angered it more. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7583 Well, at that pace we have some time. We're going to need a lot of salt...a lot of salt. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
7584 We tried pepper spray but then ran out of ideas. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7585 Grab the bag of salt. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7586 Well Doctor, it was going at a snails pace. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7587 I may be able to explain the resemblance to the former president. He had asked us to make his clone and there was no way to anticipate the interaction with gargantuan quantities of diet coke with the escargot he had recently consumed. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
7588 I think it's time to escarGO 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
7589 My god... At this rate he could be all the way down the street by next week! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
7590 Korea wants it delivered in one piece. Apparently the Kbeauty industry is very excited... 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
7591 I’m telling you, Chief! He’s definitely NOT from this area. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
7592 I'm so sorry! I did not know he overheard me saying how much I love escargot. Sonny Hardman Atlanta, Georgia 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7593 You better start working on vaccine, doc 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7594 ‘Pandemic- check. Weakened economy- checked. Wait a minute!’ 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
7595 At least it’s not the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7596 I’m sorry sir, but the salt can be used for snowstorms only 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
7597 We must hurry! Slugosaurus will be here in two days! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
7598 Get Diamond Crystal on the phone, NOW! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7599 Maybe, we'd feel less uncomfortable in Texas. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
7600 can you see real close with those binoculars? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7601 I know scientists warned us, but do you really think we should've seen this coming! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
7602 As 'Climate Change' draws closer, Godzilla is our only hope. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7603 You're going to need a really large salt shaker for this one. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
7604 We never could have seen this coming, sir. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7605 we should have ended this years ago 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7606 That is a chonk. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7607 Good gracious Captain. Can’t you see he needs help? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
7608 Don't worry Karl, it will take years to destroy just this quarter. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
7609 Just let him not wear a mask. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7610 I see. So, this is what inflation does. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7611 No one left in the City, COVID transmission rates decrease. Slimy policymaking, if you ask me. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7612 It’ll destroy everything in its path. Tell everyone in a 2 block radius they have 6 months to evacuate! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7613 Afraid so, sir, the infamous molluscum postal interruptus. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7614 What color are her eyes? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
7615 Do you think Godzilla can take him out? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
7616 Escargots gone wrong 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
7617 The Catapillar Construction Company has really expanded. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
7618 I'm an eye doctor and confident I can help you. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
7619 I have a feeling we are not in Kansas any more. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7620 No need to evacuate yet. He won't reach the hospital till next month. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7621 Evolution? Radiation? I think it's just a case of CGI. Call Dir. Bruckheimer. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
7622 Godzilla has really let himself go these days. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
7623 Don’t worry, he’s rounding the curve 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7624 Yep, you’re looking at the Gastropod Giganteus. It’ll be here in about a week. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
7625 Don't get salty with me... hey, wait a second! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7626 You've got plenty of time to get salt. It won't be here for an hour. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
7627 This type comes without mucus 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
7628 Yes it moves slowly, but it has already stolen one of the World Expo observation platforms. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
7629 Yes they're famously slow. But snail mail is ready for a comeback. And they're mad as hell. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
7630 I have a feeling this monster's going to be with us for a long time. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
7631 But it will take another two years to reach us! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
7632 He's been destroying the city for three weeks now. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
7633 Opening up public spaces may not happen if we continue to distribute vaccines by snail mail. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
7634 Get me every French Chef within the 5-foot radius 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
7635 Things have been a little sluggish around here lately--and now this! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
7636 No danger. Seems a bit sluggish. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
7637 We think it's a new variant. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
7638 Shall I order the butter and garlic? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7639 Might I suggest a big salt shaker? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7640 Admiral, it can't possibly be the one you saw in Japan last week, it would have taken 22 years to get here. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7641 well the funny thing about purple francis is that aside from being purple he is literally just the exact same as normal francis. like hes literally just francis but with a purple filter on him. are you listening? this is very important to me 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7642 Yep, we've been slimed. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7643 This is the new pace of vaccines. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7644 No it’s not King Kong. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7645 Liz Cheney's just tabled a bill to name it the Escargot. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7646 We're Lucky it moves Slowly! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7647 You big on escargot too? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7648 Take me back to Jurassic Park 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7649 We better escar-go. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7650 It’s Snailzilla meets Gotham! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7651 Call Jacques Pépin, and round up all the garlic butter you can. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7652 It's growing to escargargantuan proportions at an excruciating slow pace, Sir. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7653 There’s a new kid on the block. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7654 It is just a slug, sir. Nothing to worry about here. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7655 If you need binoculars to see that, you need an eye doctor! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7656 It’s a giant shell of its former self! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7657 If we do nothing, sir, it’ll destroy downtown in two to three weeks. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7658 You are not a fan of escargot are you, officer? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7659 Do we have any road salt left? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7660 Recovery is finally here! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7661 The rent on that shell must be crazy 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
7662 Call all of the restaurants in Little Italy! We’re going to need all of the salted pasta water . . . All of it. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7663 Try not to squint. It causes eye damage. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7664 (The cop has a cockney accent.) “Blimey, wot’s all this then?” 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7665 they say it’ll reach the end of the island by next week 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7666 How were we supposed to anticipate this? The Simpsons never predicted this one! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7667 I'll show those suits at City Hall what a snails pace is. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
7668 I don't think the birds are a threat right now." 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
7669 How 'bout just buying a box of salt? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
7670 You got your wish sir,escargot for100,000. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
7671 At least you have time to run away.... 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
7672 better call Merlin 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
7673 I think it's a big shipment of vaccines. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
7674 General, if we don't stop him and my calculations are correct, he'll have taken over the world in 427,255 hours. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
7675 Macy's warned us about this heavy balloon. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
7676 Little forks are on the way. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
7677 So much for that Snail and Slug Death! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
7678 Not since Lafayette have we needed the French like we need them now. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
7679 It appears to be moving at a snail's pace. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
7680 If you turn those around you’ll feel better about our situation. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
7681 Don’t worry, we typically see it move faster than the typical rush hour traffic 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
7682 Really Jim? Binoculars? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
7683 It appears to be salt-resistant, sir. The good news is that it will take 3 weeks to cross the block. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
7684 Damnit all... that parking spot was good for six more days. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
7685 Slow and Steady Crushes the Race 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
7686 Godzilla got fat in the lockdown 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
7687 Tony did say they were scaling up escargo production. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
7688 We don’t have enough garlic butter to stop him. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7689 Pace? I thought you said you wanted the 'Godzilla' program to be at a snail's place... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7690 Fortunately, he's headed toward the ocean, so matters should dissolve themselves. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
7691 At this rate we have only weeks to evacuate. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7692 By my calculations, it will reach City Hall in about a month. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
7693 We've discovered that for him, 'going at a snail's pace' still covers a lot of territory. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
7694 Look ahead! It's not a tractor! It's not a crane! It's Super Snail destroying everything in it's trail! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
7695 You’re gonna need a bigger butter 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
7696 I don’t care what Governor Coumo says, we must use Kosher Salt. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7697 I see the Post Office has finally hired the right kind of mail carrier. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7698 We've been saying for some time that a snail's pace could have consequences . . . 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
7699 It's just diabolical: It's impervious to everything except a leisurely sprinkling of salt. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7700 I guess he couldn't find a subletter. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
7701 Bellman, I know there may be a problem getting him into the kitchen, but President Biden wants a giant order of escargot. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7702 Escargotzilla will need a proper gastronomic burial! I’m mentally calculating how many truckloads of butter, garlic, and white wine we’ll need. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7703 I'll go start the onion and garlic sautee. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7704 I think we can safely approve the team's leave request now! They'll be back before it reaches he next block 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
7705 You'd better warn Central Park. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7706 It should be here in 3-4 hours. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
7707 It's Godzilla reincarnated alright. Guess he hadn't heard that slime for fire is so yesterday. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
7708 Yeah, apparently it’s here to make a point - showing how fast the pace has been for politicians to fix the American healthcare system. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
7709 It's a giant slugger? Didn't they move to San Francisco? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
7710 I think this time around we better call the French 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
7711 My god, he’s moving at the pace of our public works department! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
7712 He asked for the covid slime vacine, thats why. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7713 This week's crisis is a little outside the box, don't you think? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7714 Look! A slow moving male snail! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
7715 I've learned if you look through the other end it's all less disturbing. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
7716 General, we're counting on you to drop 2 tons of salt in the next 2 months or we're doomed. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
7717 Looks like he's approaching at a snail's pace 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7718 If I hold the binoculars this way, the snail looks normal size. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
7719 Apologies,Captain,as I may have misunderstood what would be allowed as cargo. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7720 I thought the vaccine side effects might make a few people a bit Sluggish, but this is a whole 'nother level ... 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
7721 Pass me the butter and garlic. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
7722 What will become of us if the garlic-parsley butter falls into the wrong hands? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7723 Our best hope is that he keeps moving slowly. How would you describe his pace? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
7724 Yup, that's the pace of traffic these days 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
7725 It appears that our GMO escargot venture has gone awry. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7726 Well, it did stay home 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
7727 If we all stay inside this should be over with in 3-4 weeks max 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7728 Nope, no ID tag 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
7729 Me emerging after the pandemic. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
7730 Sir, we told you global warming would cause significant damage. You don’t need to pretend not to see it anymore. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7731 Thankfully hasn't had a major impact on rushhour traffic. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
7732 Our snail mail just arrived 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
7733 Take your time, General. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7734 Looks like a slimy situation. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
7735 The economic slowdown is upon us. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
7736 It's going to take a week to empty the hospital he's heading for, General! Which...should be fine. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
7737 Wish I could help officer, but I only study amphibious moluscs. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
7738 You have approximately three hours to radio your men before he runs over that car. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
7739 The long sought-after covid relief fund. Battling through after its hard-fought war with Congress 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
7740 Look at the Escar-grow! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
7741 If the snail moved, I would see the Chrysler building better! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
7742 Finally escargot fights back. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
7743 You’ve got your binoc’s backwards 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
7744 No, we discarded all of the snail exterminators. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
7745 Sir, I believe it will continue to slowly destroy the city until it reaches the salt factory. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
7746 Another invasive species from Japan. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
7747 It's the legacy of Louis deJoy, sir! Get the salt! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
7748 It was a faster alternative to distribute the vaccine than the US Postal Service 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
7749 no we didn’t see that coming either 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
7750 Nothing scientific about it, sir. This snail has extraordinary will. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7751 Hey, could you go grab some garlic butter from the deli on 9th? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7752 Hurry! This entire block could be destroyed by the end of next year! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7753 We don't have enough butter or garlic for this one! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7754 Doctor: What do you see Officer 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7755 We have to act quickly! By next year the whole town will be destroyed. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7756 But have we tried salt? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7757 Officer, sure took your time getting here! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7758 Ok. But it looks like it is going to rain and I left clothes hanging outside. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7759 Darn. I thought we had more time. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
7760 We could charge it for going below the minimum speed limit. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7761 It's dangerous and a mother of a gastropod. but fortunately, he moves at a snail's pace! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7762 it's moving really fast! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7763 I told you it was real - and it’s not going anywhere in a hurry. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7764 We had no time to respond 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
7765 Don't even try. The contest's editors at The New Yorker have no sense of humor! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7766 Following the drastic reduction in funding for our bio-military laboratory,since Biden's election 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
7767 Binoculars won't help, snails are hermaphrodites. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7768 I concur 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7769 "Dont worry.....it will be a while before it reaches us. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7770 Yes, I think that one is a cumulus. Not sure though, why don't you take a look? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7771 It's a humongous snail creating this destruction! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7772 Man, I hope I didn’t leave the parking meter running. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7773 You said slag or slug? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7774 Skippery-diddle doo-da!! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7775 General, Covid has mutated again. Any ideas on how to save us from this slow rolling death? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
7776 I agree, it could be worse. Is that what you want me to tell the team? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7777 At this rate, the city will be in ruins by next week. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7778 His name is Gary and he is my best friend. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7779 Sir, can you please move. You're blocking my view to the empire state 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7780 We're going to need more garlic butter. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
7781 Good God man we don't need Recon! Just go to Costco and buy some salt in bulk. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7782 These binoculars must be stuck on the giant snail filter. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
7783 Walk this way! Talk this way! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7784 It would take him a long time to climb a building, but he doesn't have arms to carry a girl or swat at airplanes. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7785 we have no choice. it’s time to call in the french. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
7786 MoMa has gone too far! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7787 There French really are taking the slow food revolution seriously 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
7788 Better call la 50 foot femme. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
7789 If the Air Force salt drop doesn’t work, it’ll reach us by April. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
7790 Speaking of slow death! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
7791 This escargot has got to go! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7792 Call the Jolly Green Giant quick. Tell him we have a special treat for his dinner tonight. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7793 The postal service is back! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7794 Escargot on steroids! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
7795 It’s the only design DeBlasio would approve for the revamped Trump Hotel. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7796 We're not sure yet, but we have plenty of time to figure out what to do. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7797 Oh no, at this rate he'll take over the city in 4000 years! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7798 I think it’s headed toward the Guggenheim. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7799 We were working on a jumbo-sized serving of escargot, and it got out of hand. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
7800 I told you disgruntled postal workers were inside that wooden snail, but no, you just had to pull it in. 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
7801 This what we feared when we warned of the virus reaching maturity ! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
7802 Halitosis?! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7803 It’s coming our way doctor! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7804 You have approximately one hour to save yourself! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
7805 The bad news is it will destroy the city. The good news is that we have plenty of time to evacuate. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
7806 You said not to run on hard surfaces. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7807 So you didn't take my advice? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7808 You’re going to need a half-dozen pretzel carts. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7809 We better get Escargoting! 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
7810 The crosstown bus is just pulling in. 1.1791 0.03637 67 58 9 0
7811 Where did that "S" car go? Did he eat it? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7812 If we act soon I believe we still have time to lobby for increased disaster funding. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7813 Hold on to your hat, Gus. It’s the Covid vaccine rollout, finally coming our way! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
7814 Get Le Cordon Bleu on the line when you get a chance. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
7815 No Dr., I don't think the snail needs braces. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
7816 Do you notice anything unusual? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
7817 Doesn’t look like a swan to me. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7818 ...And Then All Snail Broke Loose!" @triciatrac 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
7819 How dare you as-salt snail mail? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
7820 But I just got vaccinated! 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
7821 Just spoke to Biden. He'll get round to this once he's declared war on the Chinese 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7822 At the rate it's progressing, I'd say you have about 6 more months. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7823 We need a bigger supply of garlic butter. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7824 The salt trucks are ready. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7825 My first thought was a Macy’s Parade float, but then noticed it moved at a snail’s pace. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
7826 Honestly, we didn't spend a lot of time thinking about whether we could, either. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7827 Totally didn't see this coming. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7828 The good news is it will take him a week to reach the end of the block." 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7829 This sure proves that slow and steady wins the day. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7830 comment re: finalists, March 1st issue -- something dramatic has startled her. Finalists seem oblivious. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7831 He's the latest addition to the USPS overhaul. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
7832 Mad culinary scientists and their fusion monsters! We'll need all the crusty bread and garlic butter in Manhattan to deal with Escar-gojira. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7833 Call Godzilla and tell him to bring the salt. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
7834 I'm only a scientist, but you can see, please admit, that snail is huge, so can it be cooked properly to be eaten? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7835 He’s one unhappy gastropod. Thought he’d have vaccine priority since the covid vaccines were rolling out at a snail’s pace. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7836 We think there are experts in the Marais district who could really help us here. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7837 Podzilla is destroying the city! Of course, no rush to deal with it. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7838 I recommend a swift and determined a-salt. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7839 Let's try a slightly stronger contact lens 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7840 Tom, my eyes are up here 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7841 Our statistical models predicted the arrival of a nail belonging to a giant, but it seems there was a slight error in the data. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7842 Sir, pouring salt only made it saltier 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7843 Do you have any good recipes for escargot? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7844 Colonel, we’ll need garlic, parsley and butter, stat! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7845 We can deal with it later. Don't worry, it moves so slowly, that it won't be able to reach any swing state before the election. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
7846 Where are we going to get that much garlic? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
7847 That is the newest U.S.P.O. truck for delivering their snail mail. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
7848 At his pace he'll be at the end of the block in 24 hours. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
7849 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
7850 The bright side: At least we have a lot of time to come up with a plan before he gets here. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
7851 I see what you mean about the vaccine rollout moving at a snail’s pace. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
7852 Apparently it's a WandaVision spinoff ... 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
7853 There is less than 10 minutes until it hits this building, wait, 10 hours. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
7854 Relax! It's moving at a snail's pace. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
7855 It's a temporary solution to the housing crisis. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
7856 Kong couldn’t make it to the fight with Godzilla, so he sent his replacement instead. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
7857 And then traffic literally slowed to a crawl... 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
7858 Oh my, it looks like my cousin, Eddie. He must have drunk the koolaid after all. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
7859 Doc, it’s just a giant snail. It’ll pass over time. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
7860 You should see the way it shits. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
7861 I recommend evacuating the area, but hey, no rush. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
7862 That’s an S class ship sir. Snail mail. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
7863 It results in a very slow death. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7864 Yes, I see it sir, but we still need to check that prostate. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7865 His pace is very slow. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7866 If my evocation of Satan's SnailMale fails to convince you that you're myopic, just stand here while I go move my car. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7867 Still enough time for a quick eye check, you know. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7868 We'd better call in the photon torpedos--they'll be invented by the time he gets here. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7869 So...lunch? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7870 I really don't want to sink to his level, but I am afraid that we will just have to get in there and slug it out. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7871 You think Covid is bad...wait'll you get slimed. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7872 Hey! The covid19 response is finally here! No wonder it took so long! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7873 My best guess, it will arrive at us next week. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7874 Blimey, if it isn't Slimey! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7875 I'm going on a cruise - we'll die of old age before it gets here. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7876 This is serious. Alert the salt companies. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7877 But where are we going to find enough butter, garlic, and parsley? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7878 No faster than normal. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7879 According to my calculations, we have 10.3 years until it reaches a building. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7880 I warned you about him 10 years ago, you said it wasn't your jurisdiction. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7881 Gerry, it's been a half an hour and you still haven't answered me. What do you want for lunch? Italian or Chinese? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7882 I thought government only stayed in the swamps of Washington! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7883 „It was certain he would return, the only question was when.“ 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7884 We warned them about those vaccine side effects. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7885 Of course 2021 Godzilla would emit slime 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
7886 This was not the time for a low sodium diet. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7887 If only the giant city-destroying snail would move out of the way, I could tell if it’s a Kirkland’s Warbler or not. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7888 I don’t know now we are going to cleanup the slime. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
7889 S/he appeared when an old warehouse collapsed in 2011. We've tried the beer in the skating rink idea in 2018, but that didn't work. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
7890 They said no one could weaponize a snail - I proved them wrong! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
7891 Officer, can you make her pick up the pace?” 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
7892 Give them a fancy French name and charge 20 bucks as an appetizer, or turn them into giants…they’re still lousy snails to me. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
7893 Looks like just another massive government project, moving at a snail's pace! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
7894 It doesn’t seem dangerous, but the street cleaners will need extra soap. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
7895 At least it's a vegan! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
7896 The Department of Transportation salted the roads to no avail. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
7897 To save the city will require a LOT of salt. Oh, and butter. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
7898 Do they sell Sluggo in 50 gallon barrels? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7899 At least it's going to take him 6 hours to get around the block. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
7900 I love escargot! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
7901 No rush. Take your time. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
7902 Quarantine Effect. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
7903 It's snail mail-- slower than ever!" 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
7904 We'll need French troops 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7905 At this rate it will destroy the city in 26 years 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
7906 We're thinking eighty pounds of butter and twenty to twenty five bushels of garlic. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
7907 Forget the salt cannons, we need to tap the national reserve for more garlic and butter. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7908 Why is a giant snail? It should be a big elephant! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
7909 We used to keep him locked in a secret laboratory but now that everyone has left the city we figured, why not? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
7910 She said she’s not wearing a mask because it’s an a-salt on her rights. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
7911 We should call Ted Cruz” .............. “Good one Joe, you had me for a second there 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7912 I’m sorry sir but all of our salt was sent down to Texas ! 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7913 ‘Oh, and the slime cures cancer.’ 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7914 Aren’t those my binoculars? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7915 Don’t worry, we don’t have to be quick with this one. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
7916 Sir, it's time to deploy the French 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
7917 He started out in my aquarium but I didn't think he would become so big. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
7918 They say it’s good to pour beer on them. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
7919 I thought the year of the introvert was a while ago. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
7920 It will all be fine. It is just a slow traffic day. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
7921 Well I suppose this is a fail for our really big animal division. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
7922 Don't know 'bout you, but it's slipping on the slime trails that gets me most. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
7923 At least it is a slow destruction 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
7924 You may be right. It's probably better than the microscope. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
7925 Sir, we only have 5 hours until he makes it down the block to city hall. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
7926 Yes, but the slime trail will completely eliminate our need for petroleum-based lubricants. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
7927 Good God! At this rate, he'll destroy the 500 block by September. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
7928 Sir, we need to evacuate by 2022. There is time to lose. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
7929 ‘I love you Dave but we’ve only got two years to save the planet’ 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
7930 Well, at least it is moving very slowly... 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7931 If we don't act now, that beast will reach the front door in 3 weeks. 1.1754 0.05083 57 49 7 1
7932 According to Facebook, it's a side effect of the Covid vaccine. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7933 At this rate, we have days until she reaches Wall Street. Plenty of time to salt all the routes between here and Washington Square Park. Hmmmm. Or do we want to sacrifice NYU? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7934 Normally, I'd be right with you trying to identify the species but... 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7935 It all happened so slowly. We really should have seen this coming. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7936 He says he's looking for Dolittle. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7937 OUR BEST MODELS SUGGEST IT COULD BE IN MIDTOWN AS EARLY AS THANKSGIVING 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7938 Should we keep working on the frog’s legs project? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7939 I feel sorry for my grandkids by the time it gets here. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7940 If we can take this slimer down, it's escargot for the city! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7941 DO SOMETHING! Another 200 years, it'll destroy the whole city. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7942 Did that thing just steal my cab? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7943 can't lock on, he's moving too slow for us to target. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7944 He’s setting a cracking pace. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7945 The lab in Wuhan says it is not man made. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7946 He shows up during rush hour to keep traffic moving at snail's pace. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7947 We're going to need butter, garlic and a monster frying pan. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7948 He ate a steroid pill I'd dropped in my office. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7949 I heard there’s stimulus money for the recovery effort. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7950 Are we having another Mayoral Election? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7951 We believe he seeks to take the postal service exam 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7952 I don’t think snail mail is shrinking. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7953 The slow demise of civilization 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7954 Tell the national guard we're gonna need a hell of a lot of salt. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7955 If we didn't really want him we wouldn't have elected for him to be here" 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7956 Should make the Empire State Building by Thursday 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7957 We’ve already tried poking his eyes but that didn’t stop him. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7958 Yep, it's Sammy the Snail. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
7959 This new French variant is way worse than the competition. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
7960 A Tesla S car? It does go fast. Why do you ask 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
7961 At least it's slow. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
7962 Gather the troops! It’ll reach us in about an hour. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7963 There's still time to take the survey on the quality of your last visit. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7964 First! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7965 I was thinking of handling the matter with a garlic butter sauce. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7966 This slug is really slugging our day. Huh? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
7967 Don’t worry, we’ve already sent out for butter and garlic. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7968 WE need a salt helicopter, stat! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7969 He’s actually very friendly once he gets to know you... 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7970 Sir, I advise caution. Our estimates are that it will reach the very sound we stand on within 2 to 3 months 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
7971 Thanksgiving Day Parade straggler or swamp drainee? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7972 Sorry I'm late. It was the diarrhea. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7973 What's with the binoculars? He's gigantic. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7974 The French Ambassador called. He suggests slathering it in butter and garlic. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7975 Let's look at it from a positive perspective. Time to order a trainload of butter, garlic and Red Burgundy 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7976 Don't worry, it's a slow moving experiment. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7977 It appears he has developed a tolerance for PBR and salt. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7978 Are those his markings or soot? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7979 ...thar she slows ahab! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7980 Should we call Chef Jean Pierre? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7981 It’s name is Government. Now things should quickly get done. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7982 This week on Keeping Up With New York... 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7983 ‘It’s a variant of the Escargotvirus from France.’ 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7984 We’re going to need a bigger box of sluggo! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7985 The big Villain has really gone south since Stan Lee’s passing. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7986 We’re going to need a false flag. We can’t jeopardize our funding now. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7987 Snail - The new Nail on ground 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7988 We should be able to ignore it for another 12 months. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7989 Amazing, isn’t it.” “What?” “Guess I never really noticed how beautiful the Chrysler building is. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7990 Things are kinda slow in the Hollywood Monster Movie department these days?.. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
7991 It's a shame we aren't still in the S.A.L.T. Treaty. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
7992 Snail-zilla doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, General. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
7993 Help me Doc! I'm allergic to shellfish. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
7994 Quick! Contact the local breweries and tell them to fill the townhall fountain with beer! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
7995 Remind me next month that we should move out of his way. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
7996 The science team is on vacation, and we were going to call them back in, but then we thought what's the rush? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7997 Obviously not an existential threat by the speed of destruction. My concern is the enormous diet... that and that god awful slime trail tying up traffic. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
7998 Yep, I think you're right doc. She looks mad. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
7999 Sir, I think bleach will be the best course of action. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
8000 No wonder traffic is moving at a snail’s pace. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
8001 He says he's waiting on his Covid vaccination. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
8002 Are you sure this is 5th Avenue he is on? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
8003 I dunno... do you really think replacing Trump’s crumbling casino with a seafood restaurant that looks like a spineless slimy, orange Gastropod is gonna attract discriminating diners 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
8004 Our lab results show he can't be stopped or slowed down. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
8005 - Snail slime based vaccine was our best guess against those fast-moving variants. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
8006 There’s our snail! I had to threaten them to take back that stupid pushmepullyou! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
8007 Yes, it is definitely a new variant, much more slimy and resistant to salt, but I still think it will taste good with a buttery garlic sauce” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
8008 Sir, we can try my plan as soon as the butter, minced garlic and parsley arrive. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
8009 The pandemic has really slowed us down to a snail's pace. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
8010 According to my calculations, we will be crushed in approximately 3 months 6 days and 2 hours if we stay right where we are sir! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
8011 Call in the Morton Brigade. We're going to need a larger salt shaker. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
8012 Oh, no, if he continues this way, the city will be gone in about million years! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
8013 Are you sure it’s a good idea to go out to eat right now?” “Well mike, you can’t live in fear 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
8014 Yeah. We’re getting’ slimed again. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
8015 Unfortunately the patient’s medical claim was rejected by their insurance company. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
8016 If we don't do something, it will reach City Hall in a matter of weeks. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
8017 Nine out of ten doctors agree, escargot sucks. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
8018 I smell garlic. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
8019 If he's awake, we've got about 3 hours. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
8020 We're going to need salt. Lots of salt. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
8021 Well. That’s the pace. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
8022 Don’t worry Doc! It’s innocuous, I can tell from his expressions 🤦🏻‍♀️ 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
8023 I said pour salt over it... Not sugar! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
8024 Okay, if we play this right, we may have enough hors d'oeuvres. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
8025 Suspect moving west at an incredibly slow speed. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
8026 Prepare to launch the GoFundMe’s. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
8027 Am I leaving a trail? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
8028 Yes, officer. They're vegetarian. But you might want to warn the Vegans, God Bless them all. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
8029 It was trying to escape from Mar-A-Lago but it ran out of slime. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
8030 Towards thee I stroll, thou all-destroying but unconquering snail 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
8031 As predicted from our lab tests, it's all happening at a giant snail's pace! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
8032 We only have an hour before it gets here. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
8033 It said Godzilla’s busy. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
8034 He’s looking for love in all the wrong places. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
8035 This is the first snailzilla attack on the city. Try to find out whether we can negotiate. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
8036 It's all an illusion. Trust me. It'll be fine. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
8037 Seems like we'll need to find a new coffee shop next week 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
8038 What was it you all were saying about slow beings? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
8039 That Mets game really turned into a slug fest. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
8040 I believe it's pronounced es-car-GO 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
8041 Damn. It missed the station. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
8042 Bad news: it looks like another lab leak situation. Good news: we've got plenty of time to evacuate the area. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
8043 At last, a giant city-destroying monster that will give us time to think. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
8044 Tell the Army if they don't get here by next year, it will be too late. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
8045 As a man of science, General, I say blow that thing to smithereens and let’s see what makes ‘er tick. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
8046 We have the technology. Our troops CAN put a mask on the giant snail. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
8047 He's on his way to the brewery, we'll trap him there. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
8048 Look at that guy escar-GO! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
8049 I know it took a while, but your order of extra large, fresh escargot is here. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
8050 Maybe in France they’re considered a delicacy but not so much here. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
8051 Arrrggggh! Tis a slug I believes. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
8052 How did get here? Didn’t you say he moves slow? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
8053 Let the teacher’s union know that vaccines have arrived for MOST of our teachers who are currently teaching in-person. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
8054 You're going to get snail mucus on your binoculars. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
8055 Yes I see it and know what species it is,Snailcus Humugus. But we do have time to get out of it's way. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
8056 rl"The National Guard is out of butter and garlic." 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
8057 I thought Navy investigator Lt. Commander John “Twill” Terwilliger took care of this in 1957! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
8058 This new variant of the Murder Hornets might be something worth investigating. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
8059 Funny enough, he’s mostly destroying speed limit signs. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
8060 At its present rate of speed, we'll have to evacuate the city in two months. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
8061 Could you get me some melted butter and garlic? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
8062 I think it came into the city to get a COVID vaccination. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
8063 ‘Call the Foreign Legion.’ 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
8064 this is just what zero pussy does to a mf, sir 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
8065 No fool! You’re looking through the wrong end 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
8066 General, there may be more efficient ways to get escargot. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
8067 We are getting the salt bomb ready now, General. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
8068 Bad news/ We've run out of road salt. 1.1719 0.04753 64 55 8 1
8069 You’ll find it easier to handle if you reverse the binoculars 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
8070 Fortunately, she is moving at a snail’s pace 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
8071 If we do this right, we can corner the escargot market. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
8072 She’s starting to slow down. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
8073 It's escargot for everyone. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
8074 Mothra had other things to do. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
8075 As I said, it's super gross. 1.1719 0.04199 64 55 9 0
8076 It seems to thrive on snail bait. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
8077 Sir, the new Salt-Blaster 3000 is still a WEEK away from deployment...so I think we're good. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
8078 Super-sizing escargot was a mistake. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
8079 Any sign of the escargot ships? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
8080 I can't believe he was ever an appetizer. 1.1719 0.04753 64 55 8 1
8081 Listen,General,let's not waste this opportunity: Before things heat up,let's spray it with oil and garlic! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
8082 You're looking through those the wrong way, Clouseau! 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
8083 I agree. No shadow means 6 more weeks of bad weather. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
8084 We need to act fast, but I think we have time for lunch. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
8085 Looks like a job for Mega-Kosher Salt. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
8086 On the bright side sir, our new fertilizer seems to rapidly increase growth....just not for plants 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
8087 When I said snail slime holds the key to destroying Covid, this is not the solution I had in mind 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
8088 Looks like snail mail is making a comeback 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
8089 It’s a new species. I’m going to name it after my girlfriend. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
8090 Remember when I said don't forget the salt? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
8091 I told you a microscope would be easier. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
8092 See, I told you the mail slowness problem would increase with de Joy! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
8093 I take full responsibility. When he escaped, I called the slow response emergency team. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
8094 Look, It's simple. Just say the snail has landed and ask for a really big vat of garlic butter to be delivered. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
8095 We called him to testify at the DeJoy confirmation and he just got here 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
8096 OH MY GOD....! he wants more garlic, or else! 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
8097 At the rate it's going at, we've got a couple of days to evacuate. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
8098 I told you, General, it was only a matter of time before Doolittle would be back to take revenge. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
8099 Escargot anyone; butter, garlic and parsley included? 1.1714 0.04973 70 61 7 2
8100 (Godzilla interviews) 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
8101 Looks like he got stuck crossing the George Washington Bridge. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
8102 You have 3.5 months till it reaches City Hall. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
8103 On a scale of 1 to 10 how sluggish are you feeling? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
8104 Traffic looks slower than usual 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
8105 Moving at a snail's pace but we need to es car got! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
8106 It's a mutation and a big one." 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
8107 Captain, I estimate we only have 3-4 months before it's ravaged the whole city. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
8108 If only we hadn't used all the road salt this year for all those snowstorms. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
8109 It’s a mascot for No Eviction Act 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
8110 It must be the giant snail mail fail. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
8111 Utter one more idiom, and call me in the morning. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
8112 At this rate Commander, I expect we’ll have this escargot escargone by next Fall. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
8113 Colonel, he's approaching at a snail's pace. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
8114 Damn it. I thought I ordered the small escargot. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
8115 No need for immediate action. Like climate change, it's been categorized as a slow catastrophe. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
8116 I think it's a new Covid variety from the Amazon. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
8117 I told I could see your house from here. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
8118 The shrinking lasers didn't work, so they called Captain Morton 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
8119 First time I've ever seen a mouth on a snail, but boy it will leave a slime trail. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
8120 He's going to overrun us here in two or three weeks tops. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
8121 He'll reach the military base in 4000 years and then we'll be in trouble 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
8122 Based on our observations,he'll crush that taxi in three years. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
8123 the evolution of snail mail has gone too far in my opinion... 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
8124 Maybe it is time to privatize snail mail 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
8125 How much have we got in the strategic salt reserve? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
8126 Its no surprise as we've been informed: a big back-up in snail mail! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
8127 And the budget? The slime-cleaning alone will run us over $25 million. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
8128 He's moving at a snail's pace. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
8129 Mr. Postmaster, the new mail transport has arrived. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
8130 What the heck is this creature. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
8131 Looks like we're gonna need a bigger salt shaker. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
8132 Snail on steroids? 1.1695 0.04292 59 50 9 0
8133 Move, it’s going to maul usk! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
8134 Can somebody get a speed bump? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
8135 General, the target is within striking range. On your command we're ready to escargot! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
8136 Well, it’s moving at such a slow rate ... I’m thinking we can probably put this off for a few days. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
8137 officer! What are you doing?.well Doc it seems a gaint snail coming . Really?? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
8138 It seems the escargo is protesting the embargo 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
8139 I think his shell is a huge cinnamon roll! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
8140 We thought it was safer than reptiles Sir 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
8141 Russian snail mail of mass destruction. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
8142 Told ya. It's wearing a tiny MAGA hat. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
8143 From my scientific observation , looks like escargot, extra large, to me, sir. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
8144 Remind me - why do you prefer snail mail again? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
8145 Even though our efforts to create a giant gastropod got completely out of control, the upside is he can still only move at a snail's pace. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
8146 My recommendation, assault directly. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
8147 We thought that genetically engineered escargot would be a big hit - just not like this. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
8148 We believe its a common cold mutant but it seems to be spreading slowly 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
8149 I suggest you plan on giving an evacuation order sometime in the next week or so... 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
8150 Sir, I'm sorry, but our molecular gastronomy experiment seems to have gotten out of control. We will need 30 gigaliters of garlic butter to get the situation under control. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
8151 Evidently, he reverse merged into a public shell. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
8152 The original strain of Kovid Kong by news media. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
8153 Could be a toothache. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
8154 We wouldn't have to mount an assault if you had just delivered on the salt. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
8155 What did Spongebob feed Gary now?! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
8156 His third molar definitely needs filling. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
8157 "Considering the enemy, I would say that we have about four days to be prepared before it attacks the next street 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
8158 Luckily you have still have time for a donut. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
8159 Santiago Calatrava has done it again! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
8160 I don't know about 2021, this season just seems contrived. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
8161 Where's the nearest salt mine? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
8162 Actually, I much preferred the centipede. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
8163 We never would have found him if you hadn't thought to follow his slime trail. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
8164 Can you see how his right molar might be the problem? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
8165 It's lockdown. There is no stale beer. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
8166 The city’s in grave danger. We should consider evacuation in a month or two when he gets across the street. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
8167 I don't care what Senator Cruz says, his pet snail is not getting the vaccine. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
8168 When they said we should expect a big slug...I was thinking something financial again. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
8169 ALL WE NEED IS A LOT OF BUTTER AND GARLIC! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
8170 It is definitely NOT the Stay-puffed Marshmallow Man. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
8171 They say it’ll move through the city quickly, we just all need to stay home for 2 weeks 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
8172 We were warned about this years ago. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
8173 When’s lunch? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
8174 Doc, it's monstrous, we have to evacuate!" "Don't worry, we have e time, it's moving at a snail's pace. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
8175 Hurry, we don't have much time...three or four weeks at most 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
8176 About ten tons of salt should do it. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
8177 It’s moving at a traffic’s pace! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
8178 Looks like the Post Office is having problems with the snail mail again! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
8179 No worries,it will die in the East River. It should get there around July,2023. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
8180 There is a new snail therapy center around the corner 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
8181 This is going to be a very slow battle. Get me the Special Navy Armored Infantry Liaison. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
8182 Well... Seems Brazil will make a deal with Pfizer and Jansen vaccines. Someday. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
8183 He's an invasive species from Chernobyl, Snailzilla. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
8184 fast and furious! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
8185 Is that a threat you think? No, just going towards the congress. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
8186 Metamorphosis at its peak 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
8187 It eventually get to destroy everything, but don't worry, it's slow 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
8188 Classic case of gingivitis 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
8189 This city is in great danger. It's holding up all the traffic 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
8190 I thought it was a float in the parade until I realized it was moving at a snail's pace. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
8191 The science tells us that he will slowly migrate to the suburbs. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
8192 We need a really, really, really big salt shaker. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
8193 TSIF—I can finally use it in a sentence. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
8194 Let’s escargot out of here! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
8195 The bureaucracy in this city is causing havoc! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
8196 Garlic butter, and lots of it! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
8197 I agree with you. It falls under "free speech" so we can't file charges. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
8198 I think it's the new cruise ship. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
8199 It's a good things snails are slow! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
8200 Gives 'at a snail's pace' a whole new meaning. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
8201 We should have had plenty of time to prepare for this. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
8202 You want to go grab a pour over and spitball an action plan? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
8203 We missed all the warning signs 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
8204 Escargot farming has reached new heights. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
8205 I warned them not to mess with the Postal Service 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
8206 Take two aspirin, throw some melted butter and call me in week if it’s any closer. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
8207 It's from the Jurassic period - we call it 'mail' 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
8208 Research indicates this is the biggest reason snail mail has become a burden to society; the local French restaurant, however, disagrees. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
8209 Yeh. It looks like one of those huge ones the French restaurant down the street ordered just escaped. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
8210 At this rate he will be at the East River by Christmas! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
8211 That's the biggest damn mollusk I've ever seen. Maybe the Japanese should make a horror film out of it. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
8212 Now with climate change, Godsnailia is staying in one place for weeks. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
8213 While there's still time, let's get our team together next week and craft an action plan. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
8214 Notify all of 29th street: bag your cabbage immediately!! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
8215 It got into our HGH supply... and now it could feed half of Paris. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
8216 Sir — We only have 1,728 hours until it takes over the city! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
8217 The slime is 10x more durable than the asphalt its replacing. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
8218 Great...It’s a Local. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
8219 Hurry! We've only got five hours to escape! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
8220 There goes the neighborhood! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
8221 This is gonna take a lot of salt. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
8222 Postmaster DeJoy is catching up on snailmail 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
8223 My best scientific advice is not to panic since unlike Covid this virus will move at a snail’s pace. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
8224 I think he's too big for that taxi. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
8225 It's bringing a big cinnamon bun. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
8226 See What Happens when you don't floss. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
8227 He's headed this way. We're doomed in about an hour! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
8228 I told you going birding in the city was a bad idea - I can't see any birds! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
8229 We need to take action - eventually! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
8230 Well, sir, if my calculations are correct, we actually have quite a lot of time. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
8231 We can avoid the front destruction, but the slime trail is killer. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
8232 I need a giant frying pan and a football field’s worth of salted butter stat! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
8233 The good news is - our skin's gonna look amazing. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
8234 These variants are getting out of hand. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
8235 I tailed him all the way here. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
8236 General, we need several trainloads of butter and garlic, and a really big Frenchman. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
8237 Our salt rollout has been slower than expected 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
8238 My advice? Try looking through the objective lenses. It will feel like we have more time to deal with the rapidly developing situation. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
8239 Today’s special: escargot! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
8240 I recommend a rather large bag of salt" 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
8241 Its too late for salt,deploy the MSG cannon. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
8242 Never seen anything like it, what do you think? Are they dentures? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
8243 Is the aircraft carrier full of butter on the way? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
8244 It's an art 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
8245 Sir, we don’t have little time. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
8246 Hurry, back to the lab! We have to fix his speed setting! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
8247 You've got snail, slow but effective 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
8248 You have to look on the bright-side, he’s moving extraordinarily slowly. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
8249 Are we surprised? This is a dump. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
8250 Sorry officer, the experiment escargot a bit out of hand 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
8251 Wow, snail mail really did make a big comeback. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
8252 Who can blame him, with housing prices these days? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
8253 „I wonder if this is a case for the Avengers“ 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
8254 You see, another effect of climate change is that it pushes the habitat of the giant snail south. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
8255 The French see it as a huge benefit of their reliance on nuclear power. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
8256 Well, we did tell her to come out of her shell a little more... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
8257 Dont panic, Godzilla takes more than 60,000 lives annually. Its really not that big of a deal 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
8258 Guess we’ve been tracking the wrong mutants recently 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
8259 Our working title is Escargrow 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
8260 I assure you, dr, it only looks this big because of the binoculars. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
8261 Do you concur? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
8262 He's slow but steadily, he will not make America great again. Trust my science. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
8263 We really thought we had a break-through when we started using snails in anti-aging creams. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
8264 Is that a cavity in his molar? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
8265 the ultimate hell, New Yorkers forced to patiently wait for something to happen. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
8266 Sir, this a terribly dire matter. Did you just say King Conch? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
8267 OK.......PLEASE pass the salt 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
8268 I knew we were expecting another gift from the French, but I wasn’t expecting their dinner! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
8269 Are the eyes still dilated? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
8270 I think there was some kind of mixup in the Prehistoric DNA Lab. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
8271 I know, general. Clearly our new bait formulation hasn't worked as intended. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
8272 It’s The Animal Spirit of Normality. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
8273 What a beauty! Can you believe it was just sold at a major loss? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
8274 His demands include boycotting all appetizers at French restaurants. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
8275 You should assume it is not moving at a snail's pace! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
8276 I believe she's in heat! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
8277 Looks like he’s headed to the football field. Nickelodeon’s going sustainable with their slime. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
8278 The chef at Sardi's got too much time on his hands these days. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
8279 We getting escargot bids from Parisian bistros... 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
8280 Drop the salt in T-1,000 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
8281 He's looking for a nicer house. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
8282 I warned you about infusing steroids into the escargot 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
8283 Damn tourists always take up the whole sidewalk. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
8284 but every time it begins to slow, somebody runs across the street for a haircut. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
8285 I really don't think that's the best way of making eye contact, Cap." 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
8286 Doc,I blame the GMO's 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
8287 Of course I made it here, but I could have made it anywhere. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
8288 It's not like it can run or hide. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
8289 Get the biggest above ground pool you can find and fill it with beer. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
8290 The S-cargo is making that tree leave. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
8291 Should we call in the National Guard yet? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
8292 I'll have what she's having 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
8293 Stop him! He's headed for that giant dish of garlic butter! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
8294 Bad news: It's coming right at us. Good news: It's moving real slow. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
8295 It's sense of smell is acute, but at it's current speed it will take over a month to reach the poisoned pond trap you set. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8296 I warned the government years ago that eating escargot would lead to something like this. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
8297 It is most likely something you ate, or a medical side affect of hanging out with Ted Cruz in Cancun. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8298 Don't look now,but,it's leaving the slime-trail of the century. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
8299 No, actually salt kills slugs. That's a snail. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8300 Oh man" This is what happens when Mc.Donalds tries to create 'slow food' 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
8301 Damn liberals and their anti-Sluggo movement. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8302 I'm not going to prepare the garlic butter until you prove you can stop it. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8303 Technically speaking sir, it is a hybrid of a conch and a plantain slug not "slugzilla". 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8304 Run...for...your...liiiiife! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
8305 Mothra must be on holiday. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8306 When Ayatollah receives the Covid 19 vaccine and is banned from the public! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
8307 Cable must not be available there yet. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8308 Snailzilla is getting closer! Last week he was 25 feet away from the buildings. Now he's just 15 feet away!! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8309 Well, at least we have time to clear a path. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
8310 By my calculations, we have two months before it reaches Times Square. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
8311 Sir, I told you we shouldn't collect samples at Penn Station. Now the CDC will shut down the whole project. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
8312 Looks like we’ve detected a new Godzilla variant 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8313 The traffic is at a snail’s pace. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
8314 I would call it a pea green 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8315 Guess the city salt budget was lower than usual this year... 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8316 I guess the COVID 15 snuck up on him too 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
8317 — “Salt dehydrates them. Not an easy death. Snowy New York wasn’t a wise choice, I told him “ 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
8318 Have you tried turning them around? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8319 Ship it back to France. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8320 I heard it had something to do with the helium intake valve... 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
8321 Don't panic--we've got lots of time. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8322 Call for backup the main course is swordfish. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
8323 Anybody heard from Wohan lately? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8324 The postal service has time to work out the kinks before he does too much damage 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8325 Well, it's moving faster than the vaccine rollout 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8326 We need to hurry, we only have 9 days to figure this out. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8327 Yeah what do I know. I’m just a doctor. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
8328 get salt 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8329 It's the slime clean up I'm more worried about 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8330 We’ve had to make big delivery changes with the postal cutbacks. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8331 Ah, the vaccines have arrived. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
8332 Captain, is this one of my pets or yours? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8333 Do you think the Guggenheim knows she's loose? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8334 We all appreciate the program's research in the name of country's defense against our unscrupulous international foes, but I really must insist that you reconsider your conclusion that this means "we are now ready to move on to the Corona Virus." 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8335 We predict that it will reach Fifth Avenue in 2053. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8336 It reached the outskirts ten years ago. We did warn you. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8337 Side effects may include... 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8338 Doc, what medication did you give this guy to help him get out of his snail? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8339 Well, he was slow.....but he got here. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
8340 General, I calculate that we'll need at least fifty tons of salt. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8341 Our lab team was trying to respond to the rising demand for slime. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
8342 OK, here's the plan: you put on a big chef hat and I'll hold up a giant French Menu 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8343 I didn’t know they were opening a Crustacean on this block 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
8344 They really exaggerated how quickly Godzilla would take over in all of those movies. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
8345 Well that’s not at all what it looked like in the movies! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
8346 Please wait for my postdoc to measure its velocity. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
8347 Not to worry, it'll be hours till he reaches us. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
8348 I do not think it's covid related officer." 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8349 The snow removal department is trucking over all their salt. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8350 This is not a Snail joke! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8351 We need to act fast, he’s about to overtake the M14 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8352 Do we have a baking dish that size? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
8353 Chief, do something fast, it will be here in six days! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
8354 I thought you said 2021 was going to be smooth sailing... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
8355 General, I'm afraid that there's been a delay on the air drop of sea salt, but we have some Himalayan salt lamps we could throw at it... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
8356 The good news: our Humongous Ray works! The bad news: our salt shaker is empty. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
8357 Sorry, I should have warned you, but COVID-19 has newfound side effects on particular animals 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
8358 At this rate, we figure it’ll wipe out this entire city block by the end of the millennium sir! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
8359 But foodies are gonna love following the snail trail for this GMO escargot 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
8360 It's spreading faster than we thought. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
8361 Well, I told you that this would happen. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
8362 And we thought Donald Trump was our biggest problem.... 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
8363 I really do think this is just a case of being overworked, Joe. 1.1625 0.04151 80 69 10 1
8364 You really need to get a new contact prescription. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
8365 Sir we told you this coming months ago. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
8366 I wouldn't worry about the late salt delivery. It took him three weeks to get across the bridge. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
8367 This is very slow compared to Godzilla’s rampage. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
8368 At this pace, you have until tomorrow afternoon to solve the escargot dilemma. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
8369 A PINCH OF SALT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THIS SITUATION 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
8370 Pierre! It's New York, not Paris. Escars can't go. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
8371 It's the latest Covid mutation. This one wasn't vaccinated. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
8372 Take your time, you’ve got all day. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
8373 No, that's just fake news. Actually it's the tiniest, cutest and most harmless snail anyone has ever seen! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
8374 Your binoculars are backward. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
8375 Just keep focusing and you'll see the bright side. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
8376 If only we'd had more than 20 years to prepare!!! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
8377 Obviously you don’t need the fucking binoculars you stupid moron! How are you in charge of the Anti Monster Squad?” “My dad is the president. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
8378 On the plus side, it's going to take it a long time to get to Battery Park from here at 134th street. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
8379 You know the pace it's moving at, look at it! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
8380 Salt. Just salt. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
8381 Based on its current rate of infection you have 18-24 months to evacuate the next block. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
8382 The good news? She's proceeding at a snail's pace. In her case, about a mile an hour. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
8383 It didn’t trust hotel cleaning protocols, so it brought its own housekeeping unit. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
8384 Apparently, they got the hormone cream mixed up with the snail killer! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
8385 The kettle of garlic butter is ready. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
8386 Are you seeing this? I can't believe they put up another one of those "pencil towers"! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
8387 After we take care of a few details we can corner the escargo market. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
8388 They wanted snail mail to be faster. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
8389 Oh no, it won’t be the airplanes. It will be road salt that kills the snail. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
8390 Our diagnosis was. correct. Delusionak 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
8391 Stella! Stella! Why? Are you sure it's been drinking? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
8392 We’re going to need a lot of salt...and garlic and butter. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
8393 We found another way to fight COVID-19. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
8394 I know sir, but we loaned out the last of our road salts hen AOC had to step in to save Texas.... 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
8395 You know what, Doc? I think I’ll forgo that eye surgery - being farsighted seems to be in my favor nowadays. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
8396 It’s fine. It demolishes slowly. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
8397 My god, it’s oversized, slow and destroying everything!” “yes, and the people say it is called Congress 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
8398 They told me it's coming, I didn't know it's at a snail pace! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
8399 Somebody read the test results wrong.....! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
8400 Don't worry, it's only moving at a snail's pace. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
8401 GMO Escargot. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
8402 Sir we can’t call it a murder snail. We already used that for the hornets in 2020. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
8403 Snailzilla is mad about the escargot. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
8404 It's the slime that's most worrisome 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
8405 Even with their slow-walking,the National Guard will arrive before she does. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
8406 It's urgent - we need to set up a study commission TODAY! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
8407 Look closely. I’m pretty sure that’s a ‘I Love NY’ tattoo 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
8408 If he feels being looked down on, he may remove a few floors.” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
8409 Well, that explains why traffic is at a snail's pace. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
8410 I wonder how's the view from up there 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
8411 If you see a monster with horns, your will test positive for Covid 19. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
8412 I call it the escarGOAT. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
8413 He’s moving at what pace? You didn’t just say that, did you? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
8414 Fe-Fi-Fo-Slug 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
8415 Oh My Goodness, It's a lot slower than I thought! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
8416 I call him escargot-zilla! Haha, sorry. Sorry. He crushed my father to death and comedy is my coping mechanism. In all seriousness, I’ll get my 30 foot tall salt shaker and we’ll take care of this problem. Shit, sorry. I did it again. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8417 Don't worry. It'll take ten years to get to the next block 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8418 Quick, get the butter and garlic ready! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8419 At least it will be easy to catch him 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8420 The good news is that we’ll have escargot for 7000. The bad news is that it will be here in a week and a half. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
8421 Throw salt on it. It doesn't matter what kind. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8422 Little snails, little problems... 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8423 I'm the Surgeon Genera 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8424 The fastest way to JFK during rush hour. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
8425 ETA: 3 hours 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8426 new variant, huh? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8427 It's the Collagen. That's why all those people are rubbing slime on their face. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
8428 See I told you, snail mail is a harder boss to take down than you think! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8429 you see, a couple of months and it will all have passed 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8430 our only hope Captain is that New Yorkers own salty demeanor will stop it 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8431 Cop: the slime is coming right out of its mouth! it's kind of a light lime green hue. I don't know, it's a little bit lumpy looking? Whatya say, doc? Slime Doctor: Hmmm. It sounds like it could be some kind of gargantuan snail. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8432 Escargots, sil vous plait? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8433 are you trying to discern her intentions? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
8434 Yes, we will need a bigger salt, Sir. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
8435 Can you see the whites of his eyes? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
8436 Damn Tourists 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
8437 It is enormous, I agree, but don't worry, it's not moving very fast. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
8438 #whatisnewyork! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
8439 If elected, Mr Snail, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
8440 Can't you move it along. I have patients waiting. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
8441 There is no airmail anymore. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
8442 That's a whole lot of snail mail. Can you see who it's addressed to? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
8443 He’s angry about not being eligible for the Covid vaccine. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
8444 Wait till the 'morning rush' team sees this! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
8445 He stole all the lettuce and then just rolled away. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
8446 I prescribe large amounts of garlic and white wine. Stat! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
8447 It’s transmogrified City government. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
8448 Hey Captain, where is your rock salt gun? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
8449 It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a snail. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
8450 At this rate sir, it will have slimed the whole block within the next five years. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
8451 This guy needs to slow his roll. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
8452 It’s the electromagnetic light therapy sir. It tends to make one a bit sluggish. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
8453 Nah, it's not a monster, it´s just my self esteem returning as fast as it can 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
8454 Come here often? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
8455 No no, it was supposed to be released in 2022, it’s a year early. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
8456 He was actually offered a movie contract but he doesn't do action pictures. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
8457 This could take forever. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
8458 Yes, no doubt, it is Snailzilla! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
8459 Hmm Trump are you in there , is that your new tower 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
8460 I don't know John, I thought it was supposed to rain today 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
8461 We need a helicopter and lots of salt. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
8462 Yes sir, we'll need a ton of garlic to prepare this one 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
8463 The good news is he's moving at a sluggish pace. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
8464 A swimming pool of gasoline might do it 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
8465 I’m afraid the table salt we confiscated from all the restaurants is not enough sir but don’t worry, we have a week until it reaches midtown. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
8466 General! General!! General!!! I''d advise you to cease ogling that hottie doing yoga on her balcony and give the order to unleash my death ray. We are about to e slimed! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
8467 I’m telling you, Officer....Sodium chloride....regular table salt....will work to stop this! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
8468 I think we can destroy it. All we need is a giant sauté pan, 100 ponds of butter and a 1000 Frenchmen. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
8469 The cooks.com recipe gets a perfect 5 stars on 7 reviews. But the snailsnacks.com recipe gets a respectable 4.7 stars on 322 reviews. You're gonna have to make the call, General. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
8470 This was a really bad week to have a salt shortage 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
8471 We should stop testing the vaccine in snails 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
8472 For the last time, this is not a side effect of the vaccine. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
8473 Introducing the new postal service vehicles, USPescargot 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
8474 Another virus variant? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
8475 So what you are saying is that Global Warming is still a more pressing matter than this? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
8476 Do you really need those binoculars, isn't it clear we've just been slimed? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8477 Our boys suggest trying salt 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8478 Quick! You show him Central Park. I’ll talk to the lab techs who cook French. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
8479 Needs more salt. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8480 The Pandemic is a bit disorienting, but he chose New York City because he wanted a place where the heavy traffic created an environment where he would not be rushed. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8481 Fortunately,it moves at a snail’s pace. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8482 No, no, to the right of the monster snail's head. Isn't that the scariest pigeon you ever saw? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8483 So, me and Roger are heading to the Lodge this weekend. Ever been there? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
8484 I wouldn't sweat it too much, it's awfully slow-moving. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8485 It's the slime that is really dangerous. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
8486 Time is on our side for an evacuation. It's moving at a snail's pace. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8487 Beware the sea monster has come a ground! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8488 On second thoughts maybe we shouldn't adopt a pet 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8489 Well, we had a chance to save the city, but I guess that ship has snailed. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8490 Nope. He’s not on the building She slimed King Kong. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8491 Scientific studies are showing the Escargot-19 is going to be a slugfest. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8492 I agree it 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8493 It might take a while to get to Level 2 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8494 Do you happen to know the Risk-Benefit Ratio of this guy? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8495 Lower. It's not the teeth, it's the slime. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8496 He sys destiny awaits at the empire state building 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
8497 Oh my goodness, I’ve think I’ve found the Loch Ness Monster! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8498 Jeffrey Toobin took out his dick on a zoom call. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
8499 It’s not Godzilla, but it’s the best we could do 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
8500 We warned the covid vaccine is only 99 percent efficient. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
8501 Sorry, I messed up my experiment. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
8502 We’re going to need the big salt shaker. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8503 Yes, I'm pretty sure that if you made an offer on that nice corner unit right now, they'd probably take it. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8504 There's just no slowing it down any further. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
8505 Justice is a’comin! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
8506 It's OK. He's coming at a snail's pace. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
8507 Looks like we have a winner in this years’ escargot derby ! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
8508 I'm thinking ,at this pace, it`ll definitely take awhile. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8509 It's how everything looks when you get woke. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8510 It escaped from an experimental Quebec farm. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
8511 We could call in the National Guard, but they might get here long before it does any damage. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8512 I think a load of salt is your best bet. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
8513 He’s angry the FDA is so slow to approve the eye cream he produce! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
8514 This isn’t how I remembered the plot of Godzilla. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
8515 He's been acting out ever since the chef tried to cook him in garlic butter! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
8516 Post Master General, Sir, your new team IS getting the mail delivered faster but there seems to be some collateral damage. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
8517 It's our only hope, I tell you... Stand by with the butter and garlic! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
8518 Well this will really Mucus around, the show starts at eight. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
8519 Uh oh. He's loaded up on hamberders and covfeve. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
8520 Traffic moving at a snail’s pace 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
8521 Time to escarGOT. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
8522 First the murder hornets, then this 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
8523 Sorry, but backup will not arrive until the scientific community convinces Republicans that the destruction is snail-made. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
8524 Go to the lunchroom and bring me every darned salt packet you can find! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
8525 I told you this would happen without all the pedestrians on 49th Street to keep them in check 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
8526 Have not seen one of these before 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
8527 Pretty obvious don’t you think? Ercot. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
8528 Does it taste like shellfish? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
8529 Quick, call Biden. We're gonna need an even newer vaccine! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
8530 Quick! Get the salt! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
8531 It's Snail Bob 3: Attack of the Giant Snail 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
8532 General, our research has shown that salty language is our only hope. Permission to activate Agent Andrew "Dice" Clay, sir. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
8533 It's only a matter of time before it destroys the entire city. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
8534 He's one of the Snail Supremacy Boys. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
8535 Don’t worry his rate of destruction is a snails pace. Jamie Matus Okemos, MI 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
8536 Yeah, the car crash is bad too. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
8537 Sir, we believe this snail mail beast is pregnant with packages. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
8538 We were struck by the pandemic and now this,sigh!..but we can still make the vaccine before this one gets here, I can estimate from the looks of it that we have over a year's time 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
8539 Lettuce pray for this city! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
8540 We ought to look at him for life-advice, taking things at a snail’s-pace” 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
8541 A snail’s pace escalates a lot when they’re this large. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
8542 By the time it reaches us we'll be dead already... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
8543 If we hurry we can sell the movie and merchandising rights before it gets to that bus! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
8544 The salt won't get here for a few hours, so we should be okay till then. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
8545 Yes - I see he's not White. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
8546 Some call it a mistake. I prefer escargot. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
8547 When scientist grow snails on Mars and they come home. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
8548 No, no - it comes as Godzilla 1998's backup. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
8549 We don't have much time pressure. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
8550 We don't have enough butter and garlic in the whole of Gotham to snare this beast. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8551 You're looking at it the wrong way 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8552 Problem. She's looking for Lord & Taylor. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8553 SloMo monster from Japan's new tech movies for the times. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8554 Moving fast...just look at that "es-car-go." 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
8555 Gather up all the salt in the city. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8556 Quick! Call the salt truck! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8557 It’s a good thing that snails are slow. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8558 'Look closely. where should I insert the needle to vaccinate him?' 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8559 He is extraordinarily destructive and murderous, but we’ll have a week to escape before he can reach us 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8560 Its color, its angry countenance, the configuration of its shell-it's the Golden Mean all right! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8561 Well, look at it this way...we have plenty of time for a drink 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8562 Don't rush. It will take a week to reach the next block. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8563 The snail bait didn’t work! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8564 It’ll be gone by spring 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8565 It’s Louis killjoy’s concept of a mail delivery truck. Looks kinda slimy 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8566 Any trace of butter or garlic? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
8567 Nobody saw it coming! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8568 Sir, I tried to tell you that something bad would happen in the lab if you let the snail DNA get mixed in with the Godzilla DNA. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8569 The bad news is the salt trucks won’t arrive for another hour. The good news is he’ll only move another 20 feet by then. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8570 Now that you've flipped them around, will you stop calling me Karen? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8571 Man, your eyesight is really bad if you need binoculars to see that snail! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
8572 It's just the usual traffic moving at a snail's pace. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8573 I think if we guide it onto the back of a flatbed truck, we can relocate it to a more suitable environment. It’s quite a marvel to look at, as there are no other known snails of this size. Given its pace, I’m perplexed by our failure to act sooner. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8574 Congress is still debating the giant salt shaker bill. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8575 Oh snail nawwww 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8576 Well, we should look at the bright side of the experiment: we did succeed in changing the size... 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8577 Oh wow, Sexyyyy!! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8578 Why so salty? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8579 It's a snail. It'll take it a year to get to this building. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
8580 Hope he’s had lunch! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
8581 Just give it a sec, he’s about to blow fire. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
8582 Back away slowly...not too slow. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
8583 Woah. Big snail. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
8584 I asked you not it feed it after midnight 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
8585 Technically, it's home too. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8586 No, it doesn't have to be iodized, just get me four metric tons of salt. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
8587 Never mind the National Guard, call the Slime Patrol! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8588 Well, then what did you mean by a scalable escargot recipe? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8589 I warned you 30 years ago this would happen, when it first entered the city. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
8590 Perhaps a garlic and butter sauce? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8591 Well shoot,how big do you think Spongebob will be? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8592 At least she’s smiling.... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8593 With eight hundred pounds of salt and a helicopter your problem will be solved. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8594 Slime has proven to be more effective than parking tickets. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
8595 Let’s go grab a bite of dinner. It’ll be a while before he crushes this area. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8596 Even snails are on steroids now. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8597 I told you that you’d be seeing some unusual escargots. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8598 We've got time, I hear they're not very fast. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8599 It's been slow going, but the mollusk force is a complete success. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8600 This traffic is moving at a snails pace. Can't we make that escargot faster. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8601 New Jersey has been slimed by everybody –New York, the Royals, even Lonely Planet; but I’m taking this one personally 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8602 Well, there’s no reason to speculate just because it’s moving slowly. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8603 If you salt the roads, you’ll have a bigger mess on your hands. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8604 Unprecedented 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8605 Mmm look at the lips on that thing 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8606 'Well, at least its not moving fast...' 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
8607 It's just the Post Office's new technology. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
8608 Hellava escargol! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
8609 It’s my professional opinion my tomatoes won’t do well this summer. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
8610 At this pace, it'll destroy more than Godzilla ever did. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
8611 I guess this time a giant snail is going to steal the show. Forget about the virus again 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
8612 Slower news cycle these days. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
8613 ‘GET ME A TICKET TO CANCUN!’ 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
8614 It heard the Snowy Owl was here 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
8615 Snailasaurus it is! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
8616 We named him, Global Warming. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8617 We call it the "Three Mile Island/Fukajima variety " 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8618 No, I said, Look at its cargo... 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8619 You don't speak French? Good." 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8620 Ah! Here comes the mail! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
8621 His name is Art. All he ever says is, "Art for Art's sake." 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
8622 Don’t worry, it will take him a week to get here 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8623 First time today I've seen traffic at a snail's pace. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8624 I'm hoping he's vegetarian. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8625 Well, at least it doesn’t appear to be a non-native species. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8626 No. it said escarGOts. Not escarGIANts. Damn spell-check! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
8627 Nobody expects the snails. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8628 We'll get to this, but the COVID virus moves much faster. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8629 Screw the snail, Jim. Where's your plane? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
8630 Remember never mention straight to video. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
8631 I estimate about forty tons of sea salt. How soon can you get it here? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8632 No sir, we can't use King Kong to fix this mess, that was only a movie 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8633 I advise you to let him in. He'll look at the apartment and go back to the lab." 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8634 Sure, we could easily stop it with a giant line of salt, but that wouldn’t be fair to the people it’s already crushed. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8635 Yeah, but I saw a post on a forum telling me to hold them this way round, and now it doesn’t look that big or dangerous anymore... 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8636 I've been dying slowly all year. This is just icing on the cake. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8637 '' oh slimey! '' 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8638 Welcome to Sluglandia 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8639 Hmmm I think I see soup cans in its mouth. Officer, this was literally your solution on feeding the homeless 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
8640 ‘they did say the city would be slow to come back’ 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8641 This new variant really took a turn 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8642 Want to play slug bug? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8643 New York concrete jungle where snails are strayed off, there's nothing we can't do. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
8644 Got any salt? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
8645 Our Covid vaccine lab was just picking up the snail's pace! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
8646 You can’t say we didn’t see it coming.’#mynewyorkercaptio 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
8647 Wow!! Look at the slime trail on that one !! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
8648 Yuck. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
8649 What can we do with 600 tons of slime? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
8650 We’re going to need a bigger saltbox 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
8651 Gary is not a patient mollusk. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
8652 I’d like to address the issue, but the Godzilla lobby claims it’s not a real threat 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
8653 ‘searching for its Gotham, Eh!’ 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
8654 Dr. Eskar, Go! 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
8655 Not with a bang or a whimper, but with a snail. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8656 Dagnabbit!! I left the salt shaker in the kitchen. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8657 I mean, I've heard it called snail mail before, but... 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8658 Quick! Get some garlic, butter and a really big oven! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
8659 And we used to think the cruise ships were bad! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8660 Unfortunately it's SaltMan's day off. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8661 Our next invention will be a giant tub of butter, garlic and parsley. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8662 Well, we warned you. Granted that was twenty five years ago... 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8663 A Snail's Speed will be Help Indeed" 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
8664 It's well past time we called in Salt Shaker Man. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8665 That things going to totally kill the escargot market 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8666 It's taken it a month to travel the last block. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8667 I think I found Mothra's boyfriend... 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8668 Can you get some trucks of parsley here? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8669 It is very big, but it at the same time it is very old. It grows at a snail's pace. Robert Jablon, rcjablon@aol.com 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
8670 Sir, we've ran out of road salt. To stop this beast, we need something more salty and destructive than we've ever seen before. Your orders, sir? Bring me a Parler supporter. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
8671 à propos, thank you for the excuse to get out of home 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8672 Is this revenge for joining the Paris Climate Accords? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8673 At this rate, he'll be at City Hall in half an hour! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8674 Pity know one knows how to salt the road 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8675 SMD - Slow Motion Disaster 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8676 Not to worry, it’s moving slowly ! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
8677 We're powerless now that all restaurants have cut down on salt. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
8678 I think somethings wrong with your dog Doc. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
8679 We project ETA at the Capitol in 2 weeks. Release the Zambonis! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8680 I think we have a slow-moving disaster on our hands, Doctor 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8681 Bro, these edibles do the trick.” “This is no time for silly weed references, Doctor, I’m currently peaking on LSD. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8682 Let’s car n’go! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8683 Get warning to the next block! The radioactive snail will crush all in its path in 19 hours! Fill sandbags with salt to build a wall! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8684 There are better ways to clean up downtown than composting. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8685 He is essence of our greatest love, made flesh. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8686 At this pace, this year's Thanksgiving Day parade is going to take forever. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
8687 Slow, sure. But powerful. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
8688 This variant mutates more slowly, but at least the problematic drooling is gone. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8689 No, I don't think it has a collar. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8690 Well, at least the city will be destroyed slowly. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8691 I'll get the butter. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
8692 Slime cleanup is going to be our biggest problem 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8693 It’s just enforcing rush hour. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
8694 He's no threat. Simply have a plane drop salt on him. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8695 We have to evacuate the town... but no rush. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8696 Confirmed. It's Type B.O.S. (Bureaucracy on Steroids). 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
8697 We need Stan Lee back! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8698 Trust me George, it really is a Giant Snail and he is fed up with all the Snail jokes. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
8699 When you come back, bring a large box sea salt. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
8700 Mail's Arrived 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
8701 I believe it's never too late to say I love you. Will you marry me colonel, right here, right now? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
8702 Looks like the salt defense wasn’t as strong as we had thought 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8703 I guess we won’t have to get the demolition permit 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8704 In a decade we will arrive home with these red and gold objects, bringing beauty to our colorless world! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8705 Only three thousand nine hundred and seventy four days, and the city will be razed to the ground! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8706 If you are going to send reinforcements I would suggest you do it at a snail's pace. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8707 We still need to make another pass through Wall Street. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8708 Sir, I think it's time to break out the garlic butter. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8709 On the positive side, it's a slow rampage 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8710 Throw some garlic and parsley butter on it, we've got time! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8711 So you’re saying you have no idea what the snail’s next move I’ll be? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
8712 Who knew Santa Cruz was actually like this? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
8713 If you look little more to the left, there's a heart shape. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
8714 Call the mayor! We only have forty or fifty years to evacuate the city! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
8715 It is a slime dunk that it will hit the suburbs within the next 5 years. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
8716 We're going to need a hell of a lot of garlic. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
8717 I think it's just lost its way. Do you see any eyes? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
8718 It appears the gentrification of Gowanus has led to the displacement of many of the area’s long-term inhabitants. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
8719 Just when we thought we’d seen it all. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
8720 He was bound to show up at some point! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
8721 I think she got away from my lab! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
8722 Yep, it's a snail all right. My question is how it got so big. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
8723 Ironic? What the hell do you mean, ironic? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
8724 King Snail rushed as fast as he could from NJ to NYC to battle Godzilla but missed him by a week. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8725 Any salt mines nearby? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8726 Where are we ever going to get enough garlic butter for that one? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
8727 I think he plans to climb the Empire State, but he went to the wrong building. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8728 Somehow, could you also fire garlic and parsley butter? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8729 Quick, get the French chef and lots of butter . 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
8730 You did ask for a deterrent against Godzilla! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
8731 Getting the butter won't be a problem...the challenge is finding that much garlic! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8732 Well, at least its a snail, otherwise the destruction would be lot faster 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8733 The worst is that little trail of slime he leaves behind. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8734 All I'm saying is that with the way things are going, it might not be such a bad thing to let it finish its rampage because eventually it will try to go up the side of something, only to fall on its back, where it will die. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8735 don’t worry he’s vaccinated 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8736 And if you look closely you’ll see the rare snowy owl 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
8737 I think we must have had a couple of extra zeros on our escargot order. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
8738 But it does move a little faster than the regular snail. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8739 Better with number one, or number two? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
8740 See the mole under its left eye? I’m sorry to say, but it’s just not our giant snail. 1.1493 0.04875 67 60 5 2
8741 The only thing we have going for us is the pace. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
8742 The movie guys are calling him Slimer. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
8743 Hhhh 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8744 Why are we worried? We can easily out run a snail right? Lets just observe while we can. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
8745 we have time to study this. it is moving at a snail’s pace. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8746 He got upset at the old "S-car go" joke. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8747 Hey, is that butter spewing up from the hydrant? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
8748 SO--THAT''S where all the snail mail has been hiding! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8749 Hurry! We have all day! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8750 Escargot has just snarled to new heights! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
8751 Don't worry. He's moving across the city at a snail's pace. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8752 @newyorkermag @joedator "Odd choice for a trojan horse." 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8753 Looks like traffic is moving at a snails pace 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
8754 In a week or two, that’ll be a problem 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
8755 Relax, relax. We’ve got plenty of time. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8756 Yeah... I guess we need to slow down on the steroid... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8757 Yes, that is definitely a Trailblazer snail. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
8758 Forget the atom bomb. Rats are on the way. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
8759 DOES OUR INSURANCE COVER GIANT SNAIL DAMAGE? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
8760 We're going to need lots of very hot garlic butter to stop him, and his 11 friends. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
8761 It's going to be a very slow, slimy disaster. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
8762 And what brought beasts its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bellevue to be born? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
8763 In theory, yes it would work but we used all of the salt on the last ten blizzards and by the way I didn’t vote for you know who ! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
8764 We've got speed on our side. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8765 Can’t do anything, the guy is still under the legal speed limit! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8766 He slimed me. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
8767 Escargot's revenge. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8768 Doesn’t matter if its slime trail constitutes its own lane, it’s still blocking my entrance! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8769 You're right! He does look a little King Kong. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8770 This is about my cover story panning French food, isn't it? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8771 This is a hologram, let's go back to work! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8772 Godzila will be ready in the dinner time . 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8773 Quick! We’ve only got three hours before he reaches that building right in front of him! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8774 On the bright side, my wife has been begging me to try escargot for years. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
8775 You really need to need to make an appointment with an eye doctor. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8776 And this is why I said we shouldn't have increased the serving sizes of escargot. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
8777 I think you need to update your prescription. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8778 Giant snail destroys midtown 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8779 WHO says it’s the new variant.” “How should I know!” 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
8780 Yeap, it's a veggy! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8781 I think we 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8782 The Post says it's deBlasio's fault. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8783 I thought the weatherman said only 2 to 4 inches 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8784 Unfortunately, commercial real estate will be sluggish for a while. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8785 By my calculation it won't get to Boston till 2074. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8786 This proves that mankind’s decent into chaos is occurring at a much slower pace than first theorized. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8787 So, I only know Mr Musk told me he wanted more to S car go 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8788 I spoke to a colleague in Tokyo. He recommends conventional weapons that fail to stop it, followed by a nuclear device. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8789 Hurry! At the rate he's going he'll be on the west side in less than six months! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8790 I take it they didn't cover the "BFS" in Doorman School. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8791 I’ve heard about squirrels, but this is ridivulous 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8792 We're testing the Green Slime New Deal. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8793 He didn’t follow my diet 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
8794 We thought snails would be safer than bats. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8795 At least it doesn’t move as fast as King Kong 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8796 We were wondering what caused this sudden slowness in the human world. #covid 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
8797 If you turn the binoculars the other way then it’s much smaller. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8798 What are you expecting to see? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8799 Look at that escargo 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8800 I warned against magnifying the problem. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8801 Did you schedule S-Cargo pickup for that shipment to France? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8802 Well we may have time to get out of the way 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8803 So, what's it gonna be, pre-school? or Obedience School? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8804 Salt kills slugs and snails by mixing with the slime on their skin to create a highly saline solution. This rapidly sucks water out of their bodies by osmosis, causing them to bubble, shrivel, and die of dehydration. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
8805 Can you see the baguette? What about the garlic butter dish? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8806 guesscargot? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8807 As if the gigantic giraffe isn't close enough to your view. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8808 The King Kongs and Godzillas are long gone! Now it's the crustaceans' turn! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8809 The slime is actually the worst part 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8810 Let's not panic just yet. It'll be at least a week till it gets here. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8811 I guess he didn't listen when his father told him to keep his house light and easy to carry. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8812 We’re going to need way, way more garlic butter. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8813 Someone didn't get the COVID VACINNE! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8814 It should be an easy case to crack. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8815 No wonder Godzilla is never home 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
8816 Anything more probative ? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8817 finally something we can shoot at 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
8818 Ohhhhh ! It is the famous P-SHELL 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8819 not so fast on parking the salt trucks 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8820 Dear God the USPS has gone rouge! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8821 It’s heading for Central Park, Sir. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8822 Without a barrier of salt, our calculations predict it could be to City Hall within weeks. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
8823 At least it’s moving slowly 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
8824 Thank God! We have some distraction at last. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
8825 It's moving at a snail's pace--we can wait 100 years to attack. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
8826 After the Guggenheim, my calculations predict MoMA is the next target. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
8827 We need to put out more salt. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
8828 We have long predicted, general, that the Senate could mutate into a living thing. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8829 He meant to say"Release the Kraken," but it came out as "Release the Schnecken." 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8830 What can we do? It's an endangered species! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8831 The new Covid extinguisher has arrived doctor 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8832 hmm, yeah I probably shouldn't have left my enlargement pills in the garden 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8833 Be sure to get some slime. Great for the skin. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8834 Better load up the salt trucks 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8835 Looks like the big dish of garlic butter didn't scare him! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8836 OK, yes, the steroids got a little out of hand. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8837 Captain, vaccines in sufficient quantity for mass immunisation finally arriving. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8838 What do you mean Mr Smith is being held in the morgue? His X-ray files have just arrived! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8839 We only have a year before it reaches us. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8840 If we don't do something within the next 3 months, the whole block could be destroyed 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8841 Yes, they are edible. The Governor, Mayor, WHO and CDC say if they can get used to the slime, we can too.” 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8842 I wouldn't fret too much; it'll be years before he gets this far. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8843 It's less than a mile to the U.N. Building. That only gives us two and a half years to gather salt shaker. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8844 I was just looking for a place to unwind. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8845 You said it was the left shoulder Dr.? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8846 Nobody can believe it’s already been a year! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
8847 I never knew the Ghostbusters had a taste in escargot. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
8848 I thought foie gras was even worse than escargot. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8849 xxxxxxxx 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8850 Legal defense counsel will want to make reference to Kafka's Metamorphosis 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
8851 I hope Godzilla arrives soon with the extra ton of butter sauce. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8852 Call in the salt planes. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8853 No, I wasn't just using a figure of speech when you asked how quickly the apocalypse was coming. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8854 Don't you recognize him, General? It's Ralph from the DARPA mailroom. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8855 I am sorry about the first prescription and the delay, I trust that these allow you to see arriving guests clearly? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8856 Soooooo..do you think this means we have to come into work on Saturday? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8857 Looked a lot better in the picture with garlic butter. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8858 Here come the Coronavirus variants. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8859 By my calculations, the wake of destruction will hit our side of the street by next week, possibly the following week at the earliest. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
8860 Can we blame this on Climate Change too? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
8861 How much butter and garlic does it take to prepare an escargot the size of a skyscraper? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
8862 Just a small, I mean large side effect of you know what! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
8863 See Tedros,just a common snail,I told you it would retreat in the summer... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
8864 It was a bit sluggish when first receiving the radiation but look at it now! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
8865 I seem also to have misplaced a rather large clove of garlic. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
8866 I think a large shaker of NaCl should do quite nicely, Sir. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
8867 See the spots? Clearly a Leopard Slug. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
8868 Do you think Chez Didier buys escargot by the kilo? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
8869 Does that mole look suspicious? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
8870 Hey Dan check out Trumps 'Trojan Horse!' 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
8871 I thought you said the Nothing was coming #neverendingstory 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
8872 It's National Escargot Day 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
8873 Get me laggard Godzilla. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
8874 and you call this snail mail 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
8875 That's what you call es-CAR-GO. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
8876 Does this feel like one of those political cartoons where everything is labelled? The snail would be "Covid", the city would be "Death Toll", and you and I would be "Federal Government". Anyway like I said we've got plenty of time to deal with it. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8877 The slime trail starts at the Macy's balloon hangar. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8878 Doc, there's a lot of damage repair money that's gonna have to be shelled out. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8879 The city is recovering at a snails pace 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
8880 Does it have one or two teeth? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8881 It’s just hard to tell if it’s the same catastrophe as June or a new one! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
8882 We have lots of time to respond. This is not an immediate issue. Now, what were you saying about this "Climate Change" thing? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8883 Is this what's causing the increase in slime? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
8884 His pace is so slow we don't think he'll make it to midtown until tomorrow. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8885 Seems not all of the variants will go undetected without significant investment in testing. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
8886 New Postmaster General's version of snail mail. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8887 Those glasses make things look larger, not smaller 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8888 He's huge, but he's slow 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
8889 There is still time to evacuate, he appears to be moving at a snail's pace. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
8890 So now you're holding back on a-salt? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8891 We don’t have a pan big enough for that escargot! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
8892 He is seeing the chief of plastic surgery 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8893 Warning: Objects in the binoculars are smaller than they appear. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8894 He's mad about the vaccine rollout being compared to his pace. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8895 I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with Escargot. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
8896 When they're this size, you realize they actually move quite quickly. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8897 It's a slow moving train wreck 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8898 We have a few alternatives. Steam? Bake? Boil? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8899 We have no evidence of teeth... 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8900 No, I didn't say "break out your assault team" . . . 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8901 A snail thing? I asked if he was smiling or snarling. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8902 We're gonna need a bigger salt saker. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
8903 It lays eggs - like a chicken. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8904 I guess we should beef up the salt trucks this winter. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8905 Oh, I reckon we have four days before he reaches us. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8906 This never happened when I lived in France 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8907 ‘It appears to be a slug’ 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
8908 You mean you want me to sing this TikTok song? 'Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no.' 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
8909 It's really beatiful the Empire State building 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8910 The good thing is the snail slime has repair properties 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
8911 Well, yeah, it's democracy, but it'll take a while. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
8912 It’s coming right at us... eventually...” or “OK I’m gonna need you to round up as much salt as you can find! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
8913 It’s technically not a “slime trail” 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8914 Get spongebob on the phone. I think we found gary. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
8915 Godzilla ain’t got s**t on me” 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8916 we're lucky it's a snail 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
8917 The apocalypse continues at a snail's pace. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
8918 And now the good news? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
8919 At this rate, we predict the giant metaphor for the US postal system will reach us in 2 weeks. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8920 Not even one mask! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8921 This week's weather: "Hazardous walking and driving conditions due to an increase in slimy mix." 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
8922 Uber promised it would help with traffic. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8923 its an emergency. Call the Bistro down the street 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8924 It's an indie production. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8925 One 3 ounce serving is only 76 calories! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8926 I told you the salad was not well higienized! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
8927 It must be this new trend Urban Gardening. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8928 Snail voice “Tha biiiig appllllle” 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8929 Yes sir, I will suggest “Escar-gantuan” to the “Daily News” but we should really try to focus here. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8930 Escargot stampede!! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
8931 Actually, the size doesn't bother me. It's the sludge that will need to be cleaned up. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8932 He's had it with reptile-centric casting, he says he'll be the Mollusk from Hell. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8933 Yes, we should call in the air force. But there's no rush. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8934 I told you,genetically altering snail growth was a bad idea! There’s not enough garlic butter in Paris to slow that thing down! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8935 There is not enough garlic and butter in the world. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8936 Our greatest fear confirmed Godzilla’s 3rd Love Child Mirandazilla 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8937 Sir, at this pace he will break our lines in 1837 Days! We'll never be able to evacuate the city in that time! Just leave the poor people behind, they're democr-- I mean a national burden. 1.1406 0.03771 64 56 8 0
8938 According to DNA sequencing, the Urban Variant ingests concrete and steel, resulting in a noticeable expansion of the shell. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8939 Two tankers of garlic and parsley butter are on the way, sir. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8940 He seems to be moving at a normal pace throughout the City. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8941 I didn’t know that this is what the USPS had in mind when they said ‘new design’ 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8942 This one we're calling "Covid-21" 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8943 I swear I thought of mr. stay puffed first... 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8944 Back in my day, we just took the PATH from Jersey 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8945 We may have to slug it out 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8946 Just get the snowplows to spread some salt on the road. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8947 Better call Ghostbusters! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8948 We saw this coming for miles but couldn’t build a consensus. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8949 I told my wife to leave town. You know, for safety’s sake. So, I’ll have the house to myself this weekend. In case you’d like to come over. I have that wine you like. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
8950 I give up on this contest, I can’t win” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8951 He's got upset when he realized the cab would be slower than him to cross midtown. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
8952 At least we got rid of the Elmos 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8953 Sneel 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8954 And the snail says, 'So people will say look at that S-car go.' 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
8955 King escargot. Have you tried it? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8956 hey doc, i'm not so sure ur binoculars work right... 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
8957 Your Christmas present has arrived! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
8958 Emerging from the pandemic lockdown 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8959 'Weve never fed never her anything but Escargrow" 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8960 Well, we can’t say we didn’t see it coming...it’s been literally traveling at a snail’s pace. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8961 I'm pretty sure that this Snailzilla is originated from Wuhan. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8962 Quick! He’s heading for the High Line! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8963 Like this city wasn't slimy already! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
8964 Oh, when the snails, come marching in! ...oh, you’ll want to be in that number... 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8965 It,ll be hear next Thursday 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
8966 The machine-learning system correctly recognized it as a snail and proceeded accordingly 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8967 I know it looks scary, but he really doesn’t move fast. He’s had that cab in his sights for 3 months 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
8968 At this pace he'll be Uptown by mid April" 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
8969 We need salt! Lots of salt! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
8970 This looks like a job for Beer Pan Man. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
8971 Hey at least it's slow moving. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
8972 I told you we could beat the French. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
8973 Try the binoculars,it looks smaller that way. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
8974 Sir, we're all out of salt. It appears the post office will, indeed, be around for quite a substantial time longer. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
8975 ‘Sorry Sir, the captain really remembers telling them to spread the sails...’ 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
8976 Gotta feeling this movie is going to take forever! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8977 Yep, it's a Killer Snail alright....we will be destroyed, but really really s-l-o-w-l-y. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
8978 We can only hope Jimmy Buffet found his lost shaker of salt.... 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
8979 I think he’s delivering snail mail. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8980 General Electric, you mean? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8981 Not to worry, sir, our models predict that by the time summer rolls around it will just disappear. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8982 As you can see the growth hormone works really well. It is eating Trump Tower. Unfortunately it is moving at a snail’s pace. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8983 Bad news, Sir. Escargot futures just tanked. But the city's French restaurants are advertising half-price take-out specials. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8984 The good news is it takes him a week to walk a block. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8985 Is it a bird? Is it a plane?" "Uh no sir, it is a giant snail. This one is our fault. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8986 I just wanted to make some escargot! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8987 Colonel, you can still finish 'Riverdale.' Just be back by 7. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8988 Is yours an N95? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8989 Let's take the subway. It seems like traffic is moving at a snail's pace. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8990 it is somewhere around here up the sky doctor .....wait let me show you 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8991 Slow and steady wins the city? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8992 Its weakness is that it wont be able to come over here for about half an hour. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8993 Damn. I told them send it by rail!!" 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8994 Snail mail: Big backups at the post office. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8995 At a snail's pace, we'll be here for awhile... 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8996 IT'S NOT GODZILLA, BUT MAYBE IT WILL WORK! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8997 Uff da! I keep telling you... it's a Viking snail! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8998 Burocracy! Burocracy! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
8999 General, it seems they were out of everything but the sea salt bagels. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
9000 Put down the Snailzilla binoculars and get a grip man! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
9001 This thing is moving at a snail's pace. This is New York baby! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
9002 After the foie gros, we should have seen it coming. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
9003 So far, the greatest threat has been the slime trail. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
9004 If we walk, we can outrun it. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
9005 Sorry, we thought because of the speed of the virus, we could have solved that disaster before the slow-moving-evil-giant snail showed up. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
9006 The good news is its taken him five years to travel one block. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
9007 Notice his holier-than-thou attitude. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
9008 It you're trapped beneath it, just hold your breath for twenty-five minutes. It'll slide over you by then. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
9009 At this pace you should be able to muster an entire Division. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
9010 Officer, please understand —he’s an essential worker at a French restaurant. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
9011 It’ll be about 6 hours till we have to move 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
9012 Ugh, here’s coming mr. changes again! Told ya we won’t wfh, sire! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
9013 If you knew anything about skincare you would have thought he was a good idea too! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
9014 No, it's actually giant, and it would be without your binoculars. You're slower to action than a...well, something slow. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
9015 His mail delivery skills leave something to be desired. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
9016 Excuse me but what pace did you say he's moving at? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
9017 Don’t worry! It’s only a commission from the local French restaurant! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
9018 Which looks better, right or left? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
9019 We only intended to improve mail delivery! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
9020 We COULD call in your armored strike force, orrrr we could just empty a shaker of salt in his path. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
9021 How did you THINK he was going to react when you told him there was no Eataly nearby? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
9022 Well, technically, she didn't leave the house, sir. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
9023 Yes- it’s moving towards us for sure- but only at a snail’s pace 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
9024 Well, at least it's moving at a snail's pace. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
9025 Quick, form an independent commission to study the problem and make recommendations! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
9026 We were tweaking the vaccine and it seems that Miller mixed in the wrong reagents. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
9027 No worries. This destruction happens at a snail’s pace. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
9028 If we can just get our hands on enough salt, we should be able to stop him. Fortunately, he won't reach the end of the block until Thursday, so we have time on our side. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
9029 I believe that if we fix that crimp in his shell, he’ll settle down. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
9030 Could be a gift, but then again maybe a Trumpian Slug! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
9031 Yeah, look at that giant escargot, and Uber wants it. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
9032 Demons of dialemma 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
9033 I think he's angry. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
9034 Honey I shrunk the kids! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
9035 ‘Life’s so slow these days sir, even the snails are acting up!’ 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
9036 you really need the binoculars huh? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
9037 I mean, should we bother stopping it or... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
9038 It’s okay he won’t make it far. There’s a toll road up ahead 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
9039 At least the slime will suffocate the smog. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
9040 Watch out for the salmonella, mask up. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
9041 We’ll need more butter and garlic than I thought. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
9042 I believe with the Mayor's limitations on garlic butter intake we will just see more of this! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
9043 So that’s where Nickelodeon gets all their slime! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
9044 When the billionaire in the penthouse ordered up the "biggest Escargot imagineable," only the scientist could confirm indeed it was. Pass the melted butter & garlic please... 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
9045 Be careful how you kill it, Officer Dawkins. I don't want to see a bloody pulp under my microscope. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
9046 Well, we could pour about twenty thousand pounds of salt on it. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
9047 -The slime it leaves behind is shameless!- 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
9048 He's saying 'I want my mommy' " 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
9049 Post Master General,Sir...I don't think, this is gonna work. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
9050 Our French allies are on their way with large quantities of butter and garlic. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
9051 He’s been at it at hours but he hasn’t made it very far...how about we tackle this in the morning 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
9052 « The next batch of vaccination is coming. We can start the next phase in summer » 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
9053 That’s not a bat!” ... “well, sir, it mutated 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
9054 Take a snail peek! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
9055 Technically, if they had COVID, we don’t have to count it as a Giant Snail death. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
9056 I'm not sure what went wrong. I've given the same advice to thousands of introverts. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
9057 Her pace is increasing at an alarming rate Dr. Ouchie. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
9058 Yes, it's definitely Covid-19 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
9059 I dunno, doc. Doesn't look promising. Traffic's moving at a snail's pace. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
9060 quarantine has not treated de Blasio well 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
9061 Call the chef at the best French bistro and tell him add Escargot to the menu tonite. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
9062 So you say, he grows an inch every time trump lies and twice as much when the Republican Party covers it up" 🤬🤬🤬🤬🐌🐌🐌🐌 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
9063 Now that you can see Dr. Doolittle's silhouette in the giant pink snail can we at least agree he's still not P.C.? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
9064 At what pace do you think he will make it uptown? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
9065 Well, at least it’s moving slowly. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
9066 Nasty crossbite? He's the one who ate my dental assistant. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
9067 I heard it was made in a lab! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
9068 Hey, Dr. Thompson, I think the line of 21st century mailmen is being rolled out. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
9069 We call him Magna Tarde, “Big Slow One”, but don’t let the name fool you - he’s crazy like a fox! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
9070 Well, at least it's not moving very fast. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
9071 He's upset wih the bath salts we gave him. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
9072 The binoculars don't work if you close your eyes, sir. Honestly, if THIS is our last line of defense, I say let the snail take us. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
9073 Yep, it's a classic slow moving disaster ! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
9074 Here comes Walter again. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
9075 This is some helpless snail slow traffic 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
9076 That's why I don't like snail mail. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
9077 Rasping 101 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
9078 Well, at least I am off in five... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
9079 ..And people wonder why Manhattan is so expensive 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
9080 Listen, I'm having a bit of an off day. I'm going to move you to Thursday and sleep off the rest of today. Does that work for you? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
9081 Don't worry, an asalt rifle should be able to defeat it. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
9082 Her Halloween costume is a lot better than ours. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
9083 Enough with the zilla portmanteaux. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
9084 At least we had time to figure out what it is. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
9085 You may want to call the chef from that french restaurant down the street. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
9086 well i guess they finalized that mutation chemical 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
9087 Nigel, You're Mum's A Bit Angry. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
9088 So you're saying this is the vaccine's only side-effect? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
9089 So is he a vegetarian? ...Because it sure looks like there is a woman's torso stuck in his slimy teeth? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
9090 The Thanksgiving parade balloons didn't do social distancing. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
9091 Officer, we really did check for side effects of our slug bait. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
9092 You must have heard about Jules Escargot: He loves destroying cities at a Snail's Pace: Vipin Bery, Toronto 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
9093 Get ready for escargot party tonight 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
9094 I told ya there was a giant slime bag disturbing the peace. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
9095 I’d say its moving at a snail’s pace, so no need to evacuate. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
9096 It’ll be here any decade! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
9097 We saw this coming a mile away. We’ve had months. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
9098 C'mon! Nobody respects the quarantine rules these days! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
9099 Call in the escargot hunters. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
9100 On the bad side she does look menacing. On the good side we at least have a year until she will reach the city and cause mass destruction. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
9101 I know there's a pandemic, but we called 911 three days ago. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
9102 That is a big snail! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
9103 Slimy, yes, but she's slow. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
9104 I’m telling you sir, you need glasses. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
9105 How could he afford such a large suite in Manhattan? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
9106 I heard he’s been on a rampage ever since he lost Air Force One 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
9107 Geez. This is what the King Kong writers could come up with? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
9108 No one can know that it escaped from our lab. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
9109 Wow. The NYPD is testing out their new complaint-taking bot the same week they release the robot dogs. Impressive. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
9110 Sir traffic's at a snail's pace today. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
9111 We're doing the best we can, sir. These natural disasters never give us enough time to prepare! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
9112 Well mayor, he is a little bit grumpy that’s all. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
9113 You did say you wanted to slow down the arms race 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9114 It looks French. You know what to do. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9115 We were only trying to up his pace a bit. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9116 My advice is a gigantic skillet warming with butter and garlic...stop the beast and feed New York for a year. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9117 OK, I'll change the formula, today! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9118 Yep.. Just what I thought. Those house slugs are impersonating snails. Let the scientists decide ... 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9119 Agreed. It's moving at warp speed 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9120 It doesn't look like beauty is going to kill the beast this time. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9121 We're gonna need a bigger saltshaker - but there's no hurry. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9122 This monster will destroy the city, but it'll take awhile. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9123 It’s taking forever to get through the traffic. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9124 Is it scarier that way? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9125 After seeing it through these binoculars, I suppose it could be worse. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9126 Technically he is moving at a sluggish pace 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9127 Only the French would attack us with giant escargot. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9128 Well, at least it's doing less damage to traffic on Fifth Avenue than that guy on 721 did in 2015 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9129 He s unhappy because was not shortlisted for being the Post Office's new mascot. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9130 To stop this guy, you'll need a huge saucepan, 100 tons of butter, and the French Air Force 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9131 Escar— NOOOOOO!!!! @newyorkermag 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9132 Slow, but he’s vaccinated. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9133 I’m a six-foot 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
9134 Ok, but sir, you have to admit ''we want SNL to get even bigger'' can be a little misleading. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
9135 No animals were injured in the making of this cartoon. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
9136 We were just trying to develop jumbo escargot. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
9137 They never appeared before the COVID-19 virus was released! 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
9138 You should be loooking at the slime trail 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
9139 Put down some diatomaceous earth. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
9140 There's not enough salt in Utah. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
9141 Looks like a new variant. I'm not sure are defenses are going to work on this one. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
9142 No, I don't think the Ghostbusters are still available. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
9143 You should mobilize immediately. In only two weeks, he'll be at the end of this block. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
9144 He is snailing again 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
9145 I estimate we have 10 days to evacuate before real destruction begins 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
9146 Only a few cavities...we should be good. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
9147 Are you going to exam its teeth? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
9148 What I dream of is an art of balance 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
9149 It claims it is seeking revenge on all those whoever ate escargot!" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9150 Take a note, just saw another variation on 5th Avenue 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9151 If we can get a dump truck full of salt here within the next couple hours, I think we can save the building. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9152 Well, the upside is that we won't have to evacuate the Bronx until late summer. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9153 Pace has nothing to do with it. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9154 Arrest me, officer. I'm the real slime ball. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9155 Probably a case of a French gastronomical experiment run amok. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9156 Sir, our team recommends immediate dispatch of parsley and a butter cannon. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9157 It’s a lazy chef that takes advantage of such a great skyline to create a Michelin-star dish. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9158 It's still far off in the future 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9159 General, Our last hope, huge French is on his way 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9160 You can't be serious! It's almost upon us!! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9161 Walk for life! It’s Snailzilla! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9162 You think you've seen road rage? Just wait! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9163 If we can get it into an olympic-sized pool of boiling water, we'd have Escargot for a year! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9164 Don't worry, he is moving very slowly 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9165 A gigantic snail, as tall as a 17-story building, is slowly making its way through downtown Manhattan, upending taxi cabs and bursting fire hydrants. A man in a lab coat is addressing a military official, who watches the snail through his binoculars. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9166 You see? It's already salty, we'll have to find another way. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9167 Quick! A tablespoon of salt! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9168 I picked a hell of a day to cut down on salt. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9169 ... and you called them Gastropods? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9170 It doesn't have teeth, so it's okay. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9171 Just preparing the roadmap to reopening 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9172 Well,he arrived very slowly. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
9173 I told you.... it's just my impatient dissertation advisor wanting my thesis!" 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
9174 We expect transmission to be much slower with this one. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
9175 No, no nuclear explosion . . . this one came from a couch potato implosion. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
9176 Californian? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
9177 Umm... Sir, it was only for a trial! Never realised it will turn out this way. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
9178 It’s that Canadian vaccine rollout mascot! I heard he was AWOL. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
9179 King So-long 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
9180 Have the S-Car go salt the roads! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9181 I heard they are trying to bring nature back into the city. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9182 The "Escargot Project" was defunded" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9183 Yes it will destroy the city but very slowly... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9184 We miscalculated - looks like it will not be fast enough to divert attention from the fourth wave 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9185 can you imagine of this happened to a lizard or a money? There would be carnage 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
9186 We addressed the stigma she suffered with all the taunts of going at 'a snail's pace' by genetic size compensation. It worked... 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9187 I guess we've had one too many fatbergs in the sewer. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9188 On the other hand, the slime trail is so pretty --- 5th Ave. just pops. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9189 Escar...GO, GO GO! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9190 Do you think Godzilla would eat escargot? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9191 What percent Rotten Tomatoes will this "King Kong" remake get? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9192 It's obviously been on a low salt diet. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9193 What really concerns me is the slime trail that thing is going to leave. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9194 Escargots a la Bourguignonne Revenge! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9195 Well, is it a Mandarin Duck?! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9196 I can’t quite make it out. No. Wait. It says ‘Snailzilla: Size does matter’ 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9197 in 48 hours, we’ll know for sure. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9198 It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... I don't have time for this. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9199 It all started with the trendy new French restaurant in midtown 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9200 They're filming Coming To America 3. Rumour has it he's the only African-born actor on the cast 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9201 The vaccine roll-out is at snail speed. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9202 So, the good news is that the shrink ray works. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
9203 It's mostly green Bells of Ireland flowers, but much too big for the St. Patrick's Day parade. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
9204 On brand, DeJoy says he's not going anywhere quickly. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
9205 Amazon heard the update and got a new truck too 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
9206 Well that’s a shell schocker” or “At this point in the year, I can’t say Im surprised 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
9207 I think he has chicken pox 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
9208 Looks like he’s summoned another wrecking crew! Did the Big Apple steal something from him too? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
9209 Call the National Guard, but if they got something going on they can take their time. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
9210 So much for genetic engineering. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9211 Better warn them. At this rate, he’ll reach the American Museum of Natural History in about a week. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
9212 Quick! Grab the salt shaker. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
9213 Damn, Trump is moving here. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
9214 At least he's moving at a snail's pace. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9215 Don’t worry, it’ll take it a week to get out of the city. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
9216 The scientific name is godzillapod. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
9217 No, I don't think so. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
9218 Moby Dick grew horns! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
9219 Escargot...schmescargot. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
9220 It’s not caused by humans, we don’t have to do anything. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9221 The Spongebob x Law and Order crossover episode was deeply unsettling at best. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
9222 Could have been worse; at one point we were thinking of primates as our animal model. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
9223 According to Wikipedia the Giant Land Snail’s substantial size and potential for rapid population growth can make the snail a serious pest when introduced to non-native ecosystems. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9224 This gastropod we created is better than his predecessor, coming with his own living quarters... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
9225 It must be some kind of artillery weapon; it has a shell." 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
9226 Doctor, I think we’ve found the next mutation.” “Don’t worry Officer, the good news is it seems to be moving at a snail’s pace. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
9227 Big Snail 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
9228 Is that Climate Change? It’s alright, they have people sorting it out. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9229 Another disaster thanks to the Green New Deal! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
9230 We still got time, wanna watch the new godzilla movie? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
9231 Well, we had to get creative when all four of the turtles contracted covid, luckily Michelange-slow has a gift for fighting crime with slime. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9232 Doctor, he doesn’t seem sluggish; look at him go! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
9233 Sir, I don't know why I need to tell you this, but this is destroying the city." "Yeah, but it's going slowly enough that we can ignore it. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9234 The good news are we've just started phase 3 of trial tests of the antidote in earthworms. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
9235 It's moving slowly, but... 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
9236 Have you been to the gastropod on Hudson? It's smaller and much more charming. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
9237 Either you're high or we both are or maybe the binoculars are high 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
9238 I guess whoever said our civilization would slowly disappear wasn’t that far off 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
9239 Don't worry General, we can kill it with garlic. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
9240 Assuming we find a rather large sauté pan, the French Consulate has pledged its supply of garlic and parsley butter. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9241 Don't worry, it's just extremely close. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9242 Maybe the hospital's mail deliver? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9243 Where’s the Garlic? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
9244 With all due respect Sir,I don't believe salt is the answer. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9245 The autonomous vehicle training dataset did not include anything similar" 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
9246 We're trying to introduce an animal crossing, but it's going at a snail's pace! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
9247 It’s going to take a while, but there’s literally nothing that we can do at this point. We will all be covered in the snail’s slime come tomorrow. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
9248 Some days it feels like life changes slowly, and then all at once. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9249 Gen Z likes middle parts and the “avoidable catastrophe” aesthetic much more than we were hoping 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9250 We simply wanted to understand the Gain of Function in the snail population 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9251 GMO Escargot, yes. Slow as a snail, no. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9252 Is it a threat?" "No. It's just snailing along. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9253 And faster. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9254 I don't care if she is a snail. I love her. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9255 I shouldn't have fired Dr. Marvin him. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9256 Looks like he won the Slow Food eating contest. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9257 The bigger they are the slower they fall. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
9258 The newest strain is alarming, but slow-moving 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9259 And they told me to watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago. Now I know what ate the eggplant. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9260 Oh, it’s just Gargot 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9261 yes, it's a rather big one 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9262 It's a sign, maybe everything is about to become slower than usual 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9263 He's right on top of us. You really need those binoculars? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
9264 Looks like rents are about to fall at a snail's pace. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
9265 It’s a male, whale-sized snail. Chrysler Building for scale.” 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
9266 And it’s increasing the spread of COVID-19. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
9267 I told you, we make three types of monsters: fast, huge, and destructive. But you only get to pick two... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
9268 The good news is that it takes him about a week to go one block. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
9269 We think it’s headed uptown towards the old garlic, parsley and butter factory Jodi Zimmerman, New York City 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
9270 No, slow monsterdom. Stupid fad if you ask me" 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
9271 He's offering apartments at rent-control prices. Is that legal? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
9272 Fortunately, it will take awhile to get here. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
9273 He often gets like this when he misses his connection with Es-car-2-got on his way to a big dinner date. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
9274 Spread salt by the soup kitchen. Then, butter and parsley. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
9275 Looks like snail Mail is Back! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
9276 In my opinion, any policy response has to maintain some balance. I’m not opposed to long-term planning, but we shouldn’t sacrifice immediate economic practicalities for some glacial future threat like all the radicals want! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9277 Snailzilla? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9278 I talked to Sanitation; they won't have salt until September. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9279 Yes, General, it was my mistake in the lab. Happy now? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9280 He was gonna go to Texas but Uri got there first 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9281 Oh, no, there goes Escargot! Go, go, he’ll kill ya! 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
9282 Slowly but surely 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
9283 Too big for escargot? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9284 You're right. Helix pomatia. We're going to need more garlic! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9285 Yes, it is an escargot invasion! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
9286 Snail pace (pays) a homage to us . 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
9287 I don't think I'll ever eat escargot again. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9288 Wow! The latest Covid mutation is really monstrous! 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
9289 At this pace, I think I have time to finish my dinner! And if I don’t finish in time, I have great insurance!” 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
9290 Damn!! We just used all our salt on that nor 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
9291 He's not moving all THAT fast... 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
9292 Call Senator Ed Markey, make him explain [again] that there is no ‘Operation Snail Speed,’ he was just knocking his state’s fumbling on the vaccine rollout. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
9293 The shell he hijacked is an ancient artifact, highly fragile. Our hands are tied, sir. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
9294 You know, he's actually moving pretty fast. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
9295 Guess giant snails are in play now. Luckily it could have been worse. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
9296 It wasn't that difficult to find. We followed its trail all the way from the park. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
9297 Is that the new Spider-Man villian I've been hearing of? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
9298 Do you have any salt? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
9299 Even escargot has its limits. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9300 Looks the escargot has gone bad. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9301 After the salt cannons take him down, we have ten thousand dishes of butter and garlic standing by. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9302 Get that salt lady with the umbrella on the horn now, doctor. I’m gonna salt this slimy bitch to oblivion.... You mean Morton Sa— I said salt lady with the umbrella damn it! MOVE!!! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
9303 And you really thought this would solve the housing crisis?! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
9304 Somebody made a mistake. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9305 There is not enough beer in the city to get rid of this. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9306 This was supposed to turn into escargot 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9307 It’s a slow decay 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9308 Hey doc ,can you make hime join army and also replicate 7-8 like him 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9309 At the rate it’s going he’ll be at the end of the block by Christmas. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
9310 If that what it is, how did it get here so fast? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
9311 As you can see Chief, this new COVID variant should definitely be taken more seriously by your department. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9312 Oui en Francais pace escargot. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
9313 So General What Do You Think?" "Well it's a Good Thing It is Moving at a Snail's Pace, Otherwise we would be in REAL TROUBLE! 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
9314 mufucka gamestop 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
9315 It’s the most recent COVID-19 variant. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
9316 Our GOPals say it'll be over by spring, but with reports of Maria Bartiromo & Lou Dobbs wind-surfing on Wall Street slime, I think it may be time to dump our position on escargot Futures. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
9317 Looks like we'll need a bigger shaker of salt... 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9318 Don't get your lab coat in a bunch now, we've been watching this catastrophe unfold for some time now. Yawn. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
9319 Yep, that's him. Call SpongeBob... we've got a BFG takes Manhattan.....Big Friendly Gary 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
9320 It doesn't look lab created to me 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
9321 Sorry, but we’ve already picked up a name for her: Bugzilla. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
9322 It's shrinking from all the snowmelt salt on the streets. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9323 Professor, in this General’s opinion, at this rate, we only have six, maybe seven, months before this giant snail wreaks havoc down the entire block! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
9324 Hard to tell if the snail's male. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9325 Escargot will be inexpensive this year. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9326 I wouldn’t be too concerned. It presents as just cultural decay. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9327 Sir, experiment complete. We can go back now. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9328 Sure, but they are great for exfoliation 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9329 Well, it moves like a snail, so that gives us months to come up with a solution. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9330 He should be in midtown in 6 months 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9331 This is what happens when you don't regulate factory farm escargot 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
9332 Turns out reincarnation is real, key members of the republican party are coming back as invertebrates, and they are set on destroying liberal cities. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
9333 Hold your fire! It might be a republican. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9334 You can cancel the APB, officer. The mutant escargot-vid 20 is here. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9335 I wished to write as does a snail, a soliloquy about Russian hookers pissing and Mr. Trump himself, but there were character limits. I can share the original post upon request. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
9336 General I know it just looks like a very big snail to you but please, just the fact that it's here we know for certain that it is clearly a Monachoides Vicinus Praegrandis 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9337 ECO FRIENDLY BUT VERY SLOW! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9338 He's requested salt and a magnifying glass. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9339 Smile, Jerry, it might never happen. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9340 The French Embassy said they want it cooked. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9341 If we gather all the salt in the city, we can stop it before it reaches the next block.” 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9342 We still have at least a month before we have to defend the good part of Manhattan! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9343 It’s an attack by Snailzilla! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9344 Well, 'Blow me down.' Look who's been eating hir spinach. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9345 I think we might be too slow! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
9346 Escargot-Kong! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9347 You can really tell how long it’s been still since they started out to deliver that letter. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9348 Can you see the gargoyles from this angle? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9349 Yes, I've been collecting the snail's mucin to use as a face serum. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9350 The poop you threw overboard fertilized it. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9351 Fortunately for us, we have plenty of time before it gets anywhere it can do any serious damage 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9352 Look Doc, what will "slowly kill us all" are the long-term economic implications of "running for our lives". 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9353 Snailzilla slimed our streets 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9354 I think you snailed the experiment 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9355 Well folks 24 hours later the snail has now finished destroying the block 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9356 Salt truck workers are on strike...any other ideas? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9357 Chip on his shoulder? No, much worse! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
9358 NEVER HAVE A SHOTGUN WHEN I NEED IT 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
9359 Contact Utah. We need lots of salt! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9360 Looks like we'll need extra Persillade Bourguignonne for this Escargot. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
9361 We misunderstood 'max cargo' for escargot. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9362 Outpaced again, sir? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
9363 How much salt could we muster in the next 48hs? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
9364 I don’t even know at this point 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
9365 Escargo Gynoramus 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
9366 At least it’s a slow news week. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9367 It will take a really big pie plate of beer to drown that guy! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9368 Sir, have you finished with the ketchup bottles? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9369 It looks even threatening if you turn the binoculars around. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9370 The film company didn't have the budget due to the pandemic, so instead of Godzilla, this is " The Mighty Slug " 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9371 I can clear you for flight on condition you wear binoculars. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9372 Apparently, it left the jungle with Kong. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9373 It's clearly a mollusk! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9374 On the bright side, we could build the Empire Snail Building. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9375 French chefs are on their way. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9376 While You are saying Hello to his neck, say goodbye to your car. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9377 We must act now!—our meter's expiring. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9378 No sir, that is not the Empire State Building. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9379 I'd say we have an hour till it reaches us 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9380 Xi Jinping denies Giant Snail came from Wuhan, but if you don’t agree he will send another. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9381 Go away Frankie 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9382 Is that the ship we've been talking about? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9383 We've been calling it the China Mollusk. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9384 Ya Doc she's winning the race but.... 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
9385 Oh fun, he’s joining with some kind of giant-snail-filter, Sir. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9386 Contrary to my usual beliefs, I’ll allow extra salt this time for emergency use. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9387 I think we have time before it makes contact. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
9388 Did you remember to get eggs? 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
9389 Are you sure you said ‘tend the main SAIL’? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9390 So that is climate change? 50 years away to Empire State Building, my guess? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
9391 No rush. We've got plenty of time. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9392 Times have changed. Patricia Highsmith used to put them in her purse." 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9393 Forget the fire-breathing -- it's the slime underneath we have to look out for! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9394 I'VE REQUESTED CRANES EQUIPPED WITH TONGS AND TWO TANKERS OF DRAWN BUTTER... 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
9395 Can you arrest him for trafficking? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9396 I eat a snail 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
9397 Doc,what do you think of this! I think this is the worst case of Covid I ever saw 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9398 Doctor, we have bigger problems than my blood pressure, which is incidentally now skyrocketing as that thing closes on my taxi. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9399 He is in some kind of a trance. Do you think he is looking for the Trump Tower? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9400 It'll be a slow attack, sir, but he will slime everything in his wake. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9401 We're in no immediate danger. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9402 He's not as fast as Godzilla, and he crawls backwards, but he does hella damage. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9403 Someone ran into the ER saying wow! you should see that S-car go! I thought he was talking about the latest model of Tesla Paula Pendergrass, Tulsa, OK 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9404 The lumps and size on that raging escargot often appear in rebellion to mediocre french bistros. I suggest attending to the matter by heading to the one on first street with the mussels being soaked in drugstore wine. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9405 That's really going to slow down traffic 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9406 Don't worry, Godzilleur eats them for lunch.' 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9407 Progress is always at his pace. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
9408 Of course his periodontal disease is smelling up the entire neighborhood - snails have over a thousand teeth! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9409 This one's gonna be slow, ain't it? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9410 Is that my wife?! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9411 The French's challenge to Godzilla and King Kong was not a box office success 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9412 Duke of York lingers long on the Walk 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
9413 be afraid, no way that’s been self isolating for two weeks, look at the mucus! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9414 Good. It's heading for the river. If that camouflaged oil tanker of herbed garlic butter isn't boiling hot it'll just piss it off even more. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9415 His normal dentist is still in Florida. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9416 7,000 bags of Sluggo should do the trick. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9417 Marjorie Taylor Greene calls it the Snail of David. Trump says it escaped Wuhan. At least it is slower than the Coronavirus. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9418 Told ya a coconut oil rub before the bath would make Shelley super-dozy! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9419 100 tons of table salt should take care of it. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9420 Welp, let’s hope next Wednesday brings something a little more exciting 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9421 I've alerted Dr. Doolittle that he needs to come talk to his sea snail. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9422 The third permutation of the "CGI" franchise sets up shop in the Big Apple, where taciturn detective Mac Taylor and his new partner, Jo Danville, lead a crime-solving team. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9423 No rush on the SWAT team. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9424 Non, non, Monsieur. It's escargot. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9425 We warned you officer! godzilla eggshels from last time will not stop him, just make him angry 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9426 The thyroid looks normal, Doctor - no larger than a truck tire! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9427 Call the French. They know how to deal with escargot. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
9428 They transported him by S-Cargo. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9429 But he doesn't have an appointment for a Covid vaccine... 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9430 General we need your team to Bomb him with 5000 tons of salt! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9431 How about we split an order of escargot? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
9432 Give them a foot,and this happens. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
9433 Hyperinflation started when we changed its diet to dollars shredded by the Fed. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9434 Let’s face it. It’s a shell game! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9435 Nobody is going for Flip and to fall out of bed, no Cap. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
9436 We need to check his eyesight. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9437 Are you sure it’s allergic to salt? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9438 We’re thinking of naming it Escarglobal warming. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
9439 I told you we needed police reform. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
9440 When you said snailing was a possible side effect, I assumed you meant lethargy. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
9441 The good news is that we have lots of time before the next attack 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9442 We always knew it was a problem that some cabs go slower than a snail's pace. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9443 General, we only have 48 hours to get the people out of those buildings! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9444 Maybe King Kong likes escargot. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
9445 This is, by far, the strangest gender reveal party I’ve ever attended. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9446 He’ll wipe out the city in a couple of hundred years. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9447 The mutants are binging out on Snarol. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9448 There she is - there’s the Snowy Owl! She’s upgrading her diet from rat treats. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9449 We need salt...or maybe garlic butter 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9450 In fairness, I told you one of the side effects was sluggishness 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9451 Escargot is the new steak. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
9452 The trail of destruction is so slimy 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9453 See, I told you this bug has got teeth since the time I found out under the microscope. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9454 It's definitely a variant, but we have no idea whether the current vaccines will be effective. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9455 A ton of garlic for that Escargot. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9456 It’s a new coronavirus variant. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9457 Escargots to town. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9458 No rush, but we really should call 911. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9459 The future looks bright 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9460 A carload of salt should stop it... 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9461 Brush back bitch. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9462 Remember all those egg shells we through on her pass ? This is the result; mutations! And more to come ... 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9463 Our kids Science Fair experiments with Escargot Slime has gotten away from them and like totally spiraled out of control. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9464 Officer, I think your son needs medical attention..." "Yeah... He's always late for school like this. " 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9465 For God's sake, man. We have to hurry! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
9466 I'll take care of this monster the way I always do. One bite at a time! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9467 But can we eat it? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9468 Well, we do have some time, he is moving at a snail’s pace. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9469 These variants are getting out of control 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
9470 I asked him not to wear the shell. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
9471 Said it can be reached at snail@us 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
9472 The mail truck is so much bigger since it stopped delivering the mail regularly. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9473 SWAT team or salt trucks? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9474 Sir, I can develop a cure in just a few weeks. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9475 Take cover! He looks as if he's about to sneeze. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9476 Yep it's frowning, we must start evacuating. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9477 The growth hormone obviously worked, but I am really worried about the slug slime. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
9478 Disaster sure, but its mucous now powers the Internet. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
9479 schlerp, schlerp 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
9480 Boy, that escalated slowly. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9481 I told you we shouldn't have dumped that salt on him back at the garden. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
9482 This one is still in training, but the one assigned to you will move your victorian home even slower and safer! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9483 There’s not enough salt in the whole internet to get rid of this thing. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
9484 It’s a good think I’m still salty over last night’s game. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
9485 Attach the shell first. We need it to be more sluggish 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9486 The marketing tactics of snail mail delivery companies are really growing out of hand 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9487 Time to call Ghostbusters. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9488 You can't stop it, you can only hope to slow it down 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9489 They strike without warning but leave as quickly as they come. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9490 The research points to applying generous amounts of salt. I've already put the nearby French restaurants on standby to help clean up the aftermath. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9491 You focus in the middle..." 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
9492 Sir, the city's salt reserves are depleted due to the recent blizzards. Joe Biden disbanded the military, so there's not even any air support to call in. I'm afraid the only option we have left — and I don't love it either — is Le Bâtman Français. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
9493 You feel like escargot? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9494 Keep looking this is only Phase 3., Phase 4. is a large-like foot that is usually bare but always comes when know one expects it. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9495 Its called a Gastropodacongress 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
9496 But how many molecules of C02 do you see? 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
9497 Call ICE, or call the French. Build a wall. Whatevs. I just do ads on TV. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9498 ‘“It’s his acid reflux acting up.” 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
9499 Looks like we have a new mailman in the neighborhood. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9500 Slimey, Cap'n! Looks like we're in for a bout of indigestion ahead. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
9501 Escargot anyone? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
9502 My advice is to get a lot of salt. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9503 WHAT’S SHE SAYING? - IS SHE STILL MAD? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9504 It's excessive sodium that will kill the beast. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
9505 Send out to the lab, Doc, and bring back as much water-based lube as you can carry. I’m going to stick this thing up my ass. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
9506 I can’t help you, sir. What happened here is Amazon bought out ‘Snail Mail.’ You don’t need a scientist, you need an economist. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
9507 I think we're gonna need 3 masks this time. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
9508 Thankfully, General, it's moving at a snail's pace, so we should have enough time to locate a very large French chef. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9509 Commander, the vaccine rollout has breached the city line! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
9510 We need to be careful of cyclists" 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9511 Sir, we’ve been telling you this thing was coming for 25 years. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9512 Sir, we’ve got to take an immediate action. for every ten thousand seconds that we waste, we lose one square meter of this land. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9513 ...look at that S Car Go!... I guess it was funnier in Trading Places 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
9514 The studio’s really getting carried away with these King Kong sequels! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
9515 Ok sir, so do you still need me to assess whether traffic is moving at a snail's pace this morning, or not? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
9516 Careful, it might gain on you in an hour. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
9517 The check is NOT in the snail mail. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
9518 well...it's free real estate 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
9519 At least everyone can get out of harms way in time.. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9520 Yes, assures us he'll behave sweetly in virtual classrooms, and then he threatens everybody, screaming, "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9521 gary gets a splinter (sponegbob ep. reference) 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9522 We expect his strength to diminish by the fall. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9523 We have time for our counterattack—it’s estimated he won’t reach the White House for at least 12 years. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
9524 So let's assume for a minute you're right and this Dr. Dolittle intends to defect. What do you assume we do about it? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9525 Time cures all. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9526 You snooze you loose 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
9527 . "My God, it's the new (Dr.) Doolittle variant." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
9528 Trust me. It's an elephant. If it charges you just look it in the eye. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
9529 so Dr., who stole the growth hormones from your vet school ? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
9530 See that? That’s gonna be your traffic problem right there. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
9531 Excuse me, can I borrow your... this is embarrassing... I... I can only think 'bicroscope' but I know that's not it. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
9532 It's either part of the new production of 'Once upon a Time in Jurassic Park in Brooklyn', or the latest monster phantasmagoria from Jeff Koons. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9533 Escargoing 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
9534 Apparently the hashtag “snailation” has been trending for weeks. #snailation 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
9535 Trump again, he's getting slow 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
9536 Main issue are civilians gathered behind to bobsleigh and mousse party. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
9537 More shocking: giant snail rampaging through city or Ben Carson humping my leg? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
9538 We enlarged the road, but that just made it bigger, mayor!" "You're right: we'll have to add another lane. Surely THAT will stop this huge suburban sprawl. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
9539 Don't blame him, the city paid him to clean up the mess. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
9540 He became enraged when he was rejected for a part in the Met's "Ring" production. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
9541 This is not what I meant by release the slug! That was an acronym for Strategic Lyft and Uber Gentrification... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
9542 Turn them around and it 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
9543 Comme c'est bon ! Get a large barrel of herb butter! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9544 General,if you cold requisition enough butter and garlic,the army could feed the entire country. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9545 A life of genteel poverty can be yours too at the New Yorker 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9546 I didn't mean THIS kind of snail mail! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9547 I knew that the pandemic was producing a lot of small 'pods'....but I never thought it would be giant gastropods~! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
9548 Today is the day escargot goes from small plate to main dish 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
9549 Yes, I understand some outdoor cafés are serving morcargots these days! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
9550 Damn escargot . . . No more home delivery!! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
9551 Still don’t believe me? It’s because I’m ... a doctor isn’t it? 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
9552 Amazing! Objects destroy themselves out of fear and antici-pation! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
9553 Human satire, grimly belies and provokes the prudence to captivate the ostentatious. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
9554 At least the other thing was fast with the whole destruction bit. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
9555 I do see it is a problem, but it's not in hurry to fix it. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
9556 Why did you interrupt my shvitz to deal with something that won’t get here for weeks? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9557 The city’s salt reserves were depleted by the winter storms - we’re doomed! 1.0909 0.02928 55 51 4 0
9558 We'll need a lot of salt to kill that thing! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
9559 I'll send for backup--but I don't think this will be a rush-job. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
9560 Well you find people dog walkers! Surely a snail stroller wouldn’t be that hard to find? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
9561 We can just call this a different kind of natural disaster. @newyorkercartoons @newyorkermag 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9562 Yikes, that thing must be loaded with fluke worms, an important cause of neglected tropical disease! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9563 As long as the slim trail doesn't slow down traffic, I'm ok with letting this one pass through without a ticket. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
9564 Then we have time it's moving slowly. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
9565 You were saying traffic would be at a snail’s pace 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
9566 Doc: ‘Is that a snail?’ Captain: ‘I don’t think so’ 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
9567 White Supremacy Animorphs 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
9568 Welcome wisdom. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
9569 I'm concerned. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
9570 Tell the French Ambassador that his escargot will be a little late arriving to dinner tonight. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9571 If it's escargot we're in luck. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9572 its godlizzaaiuydghiwagyerhdfijhguyd 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9573 I'm thinking the large gratin dishes, and garlic and parsley butter? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9574 Cross the streams... of butter and garlic... and there's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9575 The second it breaks, we’re going to be stuck with a nightmare moving Thursday’s vaccinations to Friday, and Friday to Monday and what with all the snow... it’ll be a hell of a job. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9576 I love lasagna and hate Mondays. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9577 We never saw the new varisnt coming... 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
9578 Housing market’s on the move again. Appears to be leaving a slimy trail. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
9579 A long way for this Trump Tower monster to snail from NY City to Mar-a-Lago" 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
9580 I think we should evacuate the building in the next 45 minutes to an hour. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
9581 No need to be concerned. Any actual danger is still quite some time in the future. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
9582 We tried giving it more money but it still wants more @warthunder 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
9583 Not to worry. It can only travel at a snails pace. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
9584 Sir, I'm afraid our salt battalion has already been deployed to season the flying spaghetti monster 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
9585 Excuse me sir, I said I needed a taxi 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
9586 He's slowly destroying the city. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
9587 Susan, would you like to dance?" - The Poseidion Adventure (1972 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
9588 At least there's one disaster I can outrun. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
9589 I think the question is the size of the Escargot market. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
9590 I think we've already exhausted this year's slime removal budget. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
9591 There she sushi rolls 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9592 We call him Godsnailla. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
9593 It’s a giant snail, this looks like a job for Congress. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
9594 Should we go with the ayes or the no's? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
9595 When I say, have your men fire the butter and herb bombs. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9596 they asked us for something two days apart 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
9597 I see it! But more importantly, did you hear that @realbobbyshmurdags9 was freed today? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
9598 I guess we’d better escargot and fast track that snail vaccine doc 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
9599 It's probably safe to re-open fast food restaurants. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
9600 Es car goooooo! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
9601 Professor, don’t worry: the news cycle is almost over.” 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
9602 Well Doc, I guess it's a snails world now 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
9603 It's been a snail of a day 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9604 I guess Covid’s back in a big way. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9605 I said wear masks and it will go away on its own” 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9606 Hang on, now. It's probably protected by the First Amendment. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
9607 It’s creeping at a snail’s pace. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
9608 You’re gonna need about 10 pounds of butter and a whole lot of elephant garlic. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
9609 Don't worry at his pace he will reach Washington in 37 years ! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
9610 Well, at least it's moving pretty slowly. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
9611 Uh, General, you can only see forever on a clear day. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
9612 What kind of speech was that? You don’t say ‘I need you to come with me. I want to sail with you, I want to hear the sea with you’ and expect something different to this right? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
9613 We’re going to need more butter than I thought... 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
9614 We checked, sir. Slime doesn't respond well to the snow-handling equipment. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
9615 Well, Doc , it looks pretty dangerous , but I think it may take a while to get here 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
9616 If only there was some way we could have known 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
9617 a giant snail attempting jwalking 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
9618 It appears to have an aversion to garlic." Judith S. Fleming, Boston, M 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
9619 Hey Bro, run or you will become a burger meat! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
9620 governors slide: ‘large snail’ 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
9621 Can you see if it still has its teeth? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
9622 Will you now invoke the Defense Production Act so we can obtain BUG-A-SALTs to address this imminent threat?” @bugasal 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
9623 OMG, Mystre' is real! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9624 It’s Phase III of the Postmasters Restructuring Plan 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9625 I warned the lab that the escargot experiment came with certain risks. I warned the lab that the escargot experiment came with certain ri 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9626 We're gonna need more salt, Larry. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
9627 It is demolishing everything that it comes in contact with. One good thing is that with its slow mobility, it is leaving a great amount of slime in its wake -- slime that we have found fights COVID-19. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
9628 Caption, you need to focus on the big picture? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
9629 It's Snail Zilla ! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
9630 Slugzilla. King of the slug monsters! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
9631 On the plus side, we should now have all the slime we could possibly need. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
9632 Quick! Get the large serving tongs! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
9633 We used snail DNA instead of frog DNA. Welcome to Gastropod Park. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
9634 It wreaks havoc on crosstown traffic. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
9635 Yes, he is slower, but he’s very, Bert thorough. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9636 They say it originated in Japan but I’d say China 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9637 Should we offer her Saltines? Or... 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
9638 I will punish a snail with a exceeding speed 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
9639 I told you New York will never be a bike city... 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
9640 RV on steroids! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
9641 Your going to like it here in Portland 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9642 Man, traffic out there has slowed to a snail's pace! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9643 I’ll get to it...eventually” captio 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
9644 I’m not sure where we can find that much salt. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
9645 I hear these Apple Snails will eat just about everything. Prepare to evacuate. Lin Axamethy Floyd 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
9646 Sluggeton is upon us, sir 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
9647 Tell me again how it escaped from your research lab, and why it's so angry 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
9648 Line jumper 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
9649 How much Sluggo do we need to order? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
9650 Anyways, and I said ‘Escargot? You should have seen how scared I got!’ But then she just hang up. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9651 Donald! No! Stop! You own that one already! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
9652 At least you know it'll be a while before he gets to us. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
9653 He looks like he’s eligible for the vaccine! 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
9654 How’s the view up there? 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
9655 It used to be an eggplant. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
9656 Yes, I ordered Escargot, but I changed my mind! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
9657 Pass the garlic butter please 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
9658 I don't think you meed binoculars to see it. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
9659 It's harmless. It can't bite anyone since it has no teeth. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
9660 And we are preparing Part II 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
9661 Our French Escargot outgrew our mRNA lab. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
9662 The building permits might actually be ready by the time our new demolition equipment is finished 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
9663 See that distinctive marking right below the left tentacle? That confirms my suspicion that this specimen is a Discus Rotundatus -- a common round snail. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
9664 Look here, Doc! It's a Snaragon! 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
9665 No need to panic. We just need about 10 tons of salt. 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0