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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-02-21T20:51:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-03-07T20:52:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-03-01T20:52:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | March 8, 2021 |
Number of captions | 12354 |
Number of responses | 1110562 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Your going as a satellite dish? I'm going as a pilgrim. | 1.8905 | 0.01728 | 2128 | 817 | 736 | 575 |
1 | As a Republican I have to wear it this way, otherwise it's impossible to stick my head up my ass. | 1.8873 | 0.02329 | 1411 | 628 | 314 | 469 |
2 | Any place you'd like me to lick for you? | 1.8836 | 0.01924 | 1839 | 753 | 554 | 532 |
3 | It might be on backwards, but now they put the thermometer in my mouth. | 1.8793 | 0.01803 | 2105 | 877 | 616 | 612 |
4 | No one wears their cone like that anymore Dad | 1.8757 | 0.01743 | 2004 | 752 | 750 | 502 |
5 | I could never pull that off. | 1.8463 | 0.01614 | 2420 | 983 | 831 | 606 |
6 | Technically, I'm in compliance. | 1.8309 | 0.01757 | 1887 | 739 | 731 | 417 |
7 | I think I got the placebo. | 1.8274 | 0.01771 | 1941 | 790 | 698 | 453 |
8 | I'm getting much better mileage too. | 1.8269 | 0.01785 | 1895 | 764 | 695 | 436 |
9 | You went to the vet. I went to the seminary. | 1.8251 | 0.01831 | 1830 | 755 | 644 | 431 |
10 | This way I can still drink out of the toilet. | 1.8235 | 0.01713 | 2125 | 886 | 730 | 509 |
11 | Elizabethan is out. Puritan is in. | 1.8204 | 0.01844 | 1815 | 752 | 637 | 426 |
12 | Is it true you can hear the ocean?" | 1.8192 | 0.01800 | 1825 | 734 | 687 | 404 |
13 | Run through the doggie door as fast as you can. Trust me. | 1.8182 | 0.01862 | 1815 | 769 | 610 | 436 |
14 | Mine's a placebo. | 1.8179 | 0.01733 | 2120 | 905 | 697 | 518 |
15 | This way, I can still drink from the toilet. | 1.8165 | 0.01840 | 1820 | 758 | 638 | 424 |
16 | Seriously? You didn’t know it was reversible? | 1.8143 | 0.01729 | 1949 | 787 | 740 | 422 |
17 | No, it’s not medical. I chased the cat up a lamp | 1.8138 | 0.01838 | 1880 | 807 | 619 | 454 |
18 | I saw my human do it with his baseball cap | 1.8078 | 0.01817 | 1831 | 766 | 653 | 412 |
19 | I slipped the vet a five. | 1.8069 | 0.01827 | 1802 | 753 | 646 | 403 |
20 | Think I look stupid, my master has one that covers his mouth and nose" | 1.8057 | 0.01863 | 1863 | 823 | 583 | 457 |
21 | I like to think outside the cone. | 1.7795 | 0.01792 | 1859 | 813 | 648 | 398 |
22 | Nah. I just chased a cat up a lamp. | 1.7778 | 0.02136 | 1395 | 633 | 439 | 323 |
23 | Every revolution begins with a small act of defiance. | 1.7698 | 0.01839 | 1690 | 722 | 635 | 333 |
24 | I can’t get at my stitches but I can still drink from the toilet. | 1.7657 | 0.01772 | 1848 | 806 | 672 | 370 |
25 | It’s tough, but I can still lick mine. | 1.7648 | 0.01863 | 1752 | 792 | 583 | 377 |
26 | It’s simple. Just run real fast through the doggy door. | 1.7643 | 0.01863 | 1727 | 769 | 596 | 362 |
27 | It's a shame that cone-wearing has become a partisan issue. | 1.7627 | 0.02172 | 1281 | 575 | 435 | 271 |
28 | Just stick your head out of the car window at about 60 | 1.7615 | 0.01885 | 1635 | 716 | 593 | 326 |
29 | Do you think this makes me look fast? | 1.7612 | 0.01858 | 1738 | 780 | 594 | 364 |
30 | I see you opted for amplification over aerodynamics." | 1.7596 | 0.01936 | 1539 | 675 | 560 | 304 |
31 | Designed by RBG. Yours? | 1.7580 | 0.01902 | 1682 | 764 | 561 | 357 |
32 | I'm more of an extrovert | 1.7551 | 0.02365 | 1070 | 483 | 366 | 221 |
33 | It's easy. Just wait for your next ride with the window down. | 1.7527 | 0.01768 | 1820 | 798 | 674 | 348 |
34 | It was easy. I just stuck my head out of the car window. | 1.7514 | 0.01800 | 1770 | 788 | 638 | 344 |
35 | At least I can still get my head into the toilet. | 1.7473 | 0.01882 | 1642 | 743 | 576 | 323 |
36 | Yeah, they're reversible. Who knew, right? | 1.7447 | 0.01861 | 1594 | 699 | 605 | 290 |
37 | Online vet. | 1.7439 | 0.02620 | 902 | 424 | 285 | 193 |
38 | You can wear it like this if you're 6 feet apart. | 1.7431 | 0.01937 | 1561 | 709 | 544 | 308 |
39 | I used to wear it that way, but I couldn't stand the acoustics. | 1.7407 | 0.01886 | 1512 | 653 | 598 | 261 |
40 | It’s not a cone of shame — I’ve been ordained! | 1.7375 | 0.02034 | 1425 | 656 | 487 | 282 |
41 | I discovered the cat door .... game changer. | 1.7356 | 0.02068 | 1354 | 620 | 473 | 261 |
42 | Neutered? I just promised celibacy and got this clerical collar instead. | 1.7205 | 0.02404 | 1084 | 533 | 321 | 230 |
43 | I mean... I knew it was wrong but why say anything? | 1.7187 | 0.02336 | 1070 | 505 | 361 | 204 |
44 | What echo? | 1.7113 | 0.02407 | 942 | 432 | 350 | 160 |
45 | I've looked at life from both sides now. This side is better. | 1.7039 | 0.02560 | 895 | 436 | 289 | 170 |
46 | It's easy ... just run really fast through a cat door. | 1.7037 | 0.02512 | 901 | 432 | 306 | 163 |
47 | They gave me a choice. Ask next time. | 1.7026 | 0.02499 | 881 | 412 | 319 | 150 |
48 | Catholic or Episcopal? | 1.6961 | 0.02730 | 803 | 399 | 249 | 155 |
49 | Wear the cone or the cone wears you. | 1.6887 | 0.02728 | 742 | 359 | 258 | 125 |
50 | Fauci said this way is much more effective | 1.6877 | 0.02911 | 714 | 362 | 213 | 139 |
51 | Have you seen my cone anywhere? | 1.6859 | 0.02822 | 710 | 353 | 232 | 125 |
52 | Couldn't take the echo. | 1.6849 | 0.02768 | 714 | 343 | 253 | 118 |
53 | Actually, mine's a lampshade. We just partied like it was 2019. | 1.6829 | 0.02918 | 697 | 355 | 210 | 132 |
54 | First time, huh? | 1.6809 | 0.02807 | 680 | 325 | 247 | 108 |
55 | I don't have stitches, I just like the look. | 1.6801 | 0.02850 | 672 | 325 | 237 | 110 |
56 | May the wind always be at your back | 1.6797 | 0.02939 | 640 | 314 | 218 | 108 |
57 | It serves no purpose but I get lots of 'likes.' | 1.6771 | 0.02913 | 641 | 311 | 226 | 104 |
58 | And just like that, I went from conic to iconic. | 1.6593 | 0.03281 | 540 | 280 | 164 | 96 |
59 | If it's any consolation, I can't see mine either. | 1.6531 | 0.03274 | 516 | 265 | 166 | 85 |
60 | I understand it's a fairly common occurrence with umbrellas. | 1.6512 | 0.03271 | 496 | 248 | 173 | 75 |
61 | It's not about protecting me; it's about protecting you. | 1.6501 | 0.03321 | 503 | 261 | 159 | 83 |
62 | This is nothing. You should see how my human wears a face mask. | 1.6499 | 0.03502 | 477 | 252 | 140 | 85 |
63 | My owner is dyslexic but he’s still a good boy | 1.6492 | 0.03297 | 496 | 253 | 165 | 78 |
64 | Trust me, you'll meet ten times more girl dogs this way. | 1.6425 | 0.03462 | 456 | 235 | 149 | 72 |
65 | I can think outside of the cone now. | 1.6418 | 0.03455 | 455 | 234 | 150 | 71 |
66 | I bribed the vet. | 1.6380 | 0.03510 | 442 | 229 | 144 | 69 |
67 | I’m still mourning the loss of RBG. | 1.6353 | 0.03710 | 436 | 239 | 117 | 80 |
68 | They said I have to wear it; they didn't say how. | 1.6298 | 0.03545 | 416 | 214 | 142 | 60 |
69 | Why, yes, my vet has switched to telemedicine. | 1.6247 | 0.03647 | 397 | 207 | 132 | 58 |
70 | My owners are dyslexic. | 1.6220 | 0.03805 | 381 | 204 | 117 | 60 |
71 | I was trying to turn off the table lamp, what's your deal | 1.6215 | 0.03781 | 391 | 211 | 117 | 63 |
72 | Gesundheit! | 1.6130 | 0.04196 | 354 | 205 | 81 | 68 |
73 | My vet believes in alternative medicine. | 1.6116 | 0.03980 | 345 | 187 | 105 | 53 |
74 | Next time, eat the instructions before he reads them. | 1.6054 | 0.04151 | 332 | 186 | 91 | 55 |
75 | Try it - you’ll never look back. | 1.5882 | 0.04357 | 289 | 163 | 82 | 44 |
76 | No, wrong, it's more frustrating: I can see it but still can't lick it! | 1.5763 | 0.04652 | 262 | 153 | 67 | 42 |
77 | I paid off the vet. | 1.5753 | 0.04330 | 259 | 141 | 87 | 31 |
78 | It’s not a cone, I just got ordained. | 1.5753 | 0.04695 | 259 | 152 | 65 | 42 |
79 | I asked for a cup too, but they gave me a cone. | 1.5742 | 0.04404 | 256 | 141 | 83 | 32 |
80 | I just stuck my head out the car window when we were going 70mph. | 1.5731 | 0.04807 | 260 | 157 | 57 | 46 |
81 | We're Jewish. | 1.5643 | 0.04836 | 241 | 148 | 53 | 40 |
82 | He said I had to wear it. He didn't say how. | 1.5622 | 0.04815 | 233 | 136 | 63 | 34 |
83 | It’s hard to run, but I can still lick my balls. | 1.5560 | 0.04815 | 232 | 139 | 58 | 35 |
84 | It’s not what you wear, but how you wear it. | 1.5550 | 0.04730 | 218 | 123 | 69 | 26 |
85 | My body, my choice. | 1.5529 | 0.05178 | 208 | 125 | 51 | 32 |
86 | Is yours an N95? Mine’s a 59N. | 1.5509 | 0.04942 | 216 | 127 | 59 | 30 |
87 | I haven’t done laundry in a while so I just wear it inside out. | 1.5500 | 0.04744 | 220 | 126 | 67 | 27 |
88 | My groomer told me it was more flattering if I wore it off my face. | 1.5459 | 0.04506 | 218 | 120 | 77 | 21 |
89 | Old school—I love it. | 1.5401 | 0.04985 | 187 | 106 | 61 | 20 |
90 | I can’t hear as well but I run faster. | 1.5396 | 0.05162 | 202 | 122 | 51 | 29 |
91 | Can't wait to see them try to put the leash on.! | 1.5357 | 0.04979 | 196 | 114 | 59 | 23 |
92 | Regardless, neither of us have testicles now, Brandon | 1.5357 | 0.05285 | 196 | 120 | 47 | 29 |
93 | I've found there are positive aspects to having stupid owners. | 1.5312 | 0.04752 | 192 | 110 | 63 | 19 |
94 | The hardest part of being a Priest is the vow I took to never again sniff another butt." | 1.5294 | 0.05270 | 187 | 113 | 49 | 25 |
95 | My owner has a convertible | 1.5258 | 0.05073 | 194 | 116 | 54 | 24 |
96 | It was so obvious. Just keep barking loud and use it as a megaphone until they can't stand it anymore! | 1.5246 | 0.04828 | 183 | 108 | 56 | 19 |
97 | What. can I say, I am an influencer. | 1.5246 | 0.04828 | 183 | 108 | 57 | 18 |
98 | Trust me. You'll see the advantage when you stick your head out the car window. | 1.5243 | 0.05203 | 185 | 111 | 51 | 23 |
99 | It's really just a gentle reminder - I'm on the honor system. | 1.5222 | 0.05134 | 180 | 106 | 54 | 20 |
100 | Run faster. | 1.5198 | 0.05614 | 177 | 112 | 38 | 27 |
101 | Don't spit in the wind and don't look up in the rain. | 1.5174 | 0.05181 | 172 | 101 | 53 | 18 |
102 | Pilgrim. You? | 1.5146 | 0.05524 | 171 | 106 | 42 | 23 |
103 | Yeah, mine’s an innie. | 1.5141 | 0.05074 | 177 | 104 | 55 | 18 |
104 | I got it on clearance. | 1.5138 | 0.05054 | 181 | 107 | 55 | 19 |
105 | Looks like I'm in the control group. | 1.5134 | 0.05107 | 187 | 113 | 52 | 22 |
106 | I heel to a Dutch master. | 1.5120 | 0.05454 | 166 | 101 | 45 | 20 |
107 | This way, my head gets stuck IN the food bag. | 1.5119 | 0.05600 | 168 | 105 | 40 | 23 |
108 | You should see how my owner wears his mask. | 1.5116 | 0.05311 | 172 | 104 | 48 | 20 |
109 | I finally got out the cat door | 1.5115 | 0.05632 | 174 | 111 | 37 | 26 |
110 | My owner also takes his mask off to talk. | 1.5091 | 0.05273 | 165 | 98 | 50 | 17 |
111 | I see we remember last night very differently. | 1.5062 | 0.05344 | 162 | 97 | 48 | 17 |
112 | It's in honor of RBG | 1.5060 | 0.05455 | 166 | 102 | 44 | 20 |
113 | My new girlfriend wanted me to get mine reversed | 1.5057 | 0.05513 | 174 | 110 | 40 | 24 |
114 | You coming....or going? | 1.5031 | 0.05461 | 163 | 100 | 44 | 19 |
115 | I finally turned my life around. | 1.5029 | 0.05270 | 171 | 104 | 48 | 19 |
116 | ¿Guard-dog? I prefer being avant-guard. | 1.5000 | 0.05092 | 170 | 106 | 46 | 18 |
117 | If you ask me, they're both wrong. | 1.5000 | 0.05788 | 156 | 99 | 36 | 21 |
118 | You wear the cone, don't let the cone wear you. | 1.5000 | 0.05264 | 156 | 92 | 50 | 14 |
119 | They didn't tell you it's reversible? | 1.4971 | 0.05003 | 171 | 101 | 55 | 15 |
120 | Cone of shame or cape of pride, it all depends on your perspective | 1.4969 | 0.05774 | 159 | 105 | 32 | 22 |
121 | You think this is bad? You should see how my owner wears his mask. | 1.4967 | 0.05574 | 153 | 94 | 42 | 17 |
122 | The best part is nobody can figure out if I'm a genius or an idiot. | 1.4966 | 0.05493 | 147 | 88 | 45 | 14 |
123 | It's my RBG Dissent collar. | 1.4940 | 0.05472 | 168 | 106 | 41 | 21 |
124 | Yes, my Veterinarian did get his degree online. | 1.4937 | 0.05677 | 160 | 102 | 37 | 21 |
125 | Just stick your head out the window. | 1.4937 | 0.05589 | 158 | 101 | 37 | 20 |
126 | My vet taught at Trump U. | 1.4934 | 0.05904 | 152 | 98 | 33 | 21 |
127 | Yes Bob, my people do struggle with IKEA projects. How did you know? | 1.4933 | 0.05734 | 150 | 94 | 38 | 18 |
128 | New cone, same shame. | 1.4906 | 0.05418 | 159 | 98 | 44 | 17 |
129 | Yeah, I did have my head out the window on the way here. How'd you know? | 1.4906 | 0.05563 | 159 | 100 | 40 | 19 |
130 | You be the nun, I’ll be the priest. | 1.4904 | 0.05616 | 157 | 99 | 39 | 19 |
131 | You know how he never follows the instructions? Well, it finally paid off. | 1.4903 | 0.05670 | 155 | 98 | 38 | 19 |
132 | I really should have seen this coming when he started wearing his baseball cap backwards. | 1.4902 | 0.05800 | 153 | 98 | 35 | 20 |
133 | I sneezed really hard | 1.4901 | 0.05469 | 151 | 92 | 44 | 15 |
134 | In their defence, there were no instructions, but my owners aren’t the squeakiest toys in the basket... | 1.4899 | 0.05603 | 149 | 92 | 41 | 16 |
135 | I’m a dog of the cloth. | 1.4898 | 0.05822 | 147 | 93 | 36 | 18 |
136 | I still can't lick myself, but at least I have my dignity. | 1.4898 | 0.05901 | 147 | 94 | 34 | 19 |
137 | Nah, I'm good. It's a lampshade. | 1.4897 | 0.05963 | 145 | 93 | 33 | 19 |
138 | Mine was actually a yoga injury: happened during downwards dog. | 1.4861 | 0.06074 | 144 | 94 | 30 | 20 |
139 | You bark. I'll bite. | 1.4828 | 0.05962 | 145 | 94 | 32 | 19 |
140 | It's really changed my outlook. | 1.4792 | 0.05484 | 144 | 88 | 43 | 13 |
141 | My ancestors came on the Mayflower. | 1.4779 | 0.05713 | 136 | 84 | 39 | 13 |
142 | Yeah, I still can't lick my balls, but at least I got my peripheral vision back. | 1.4779 | 0.05901 | 136 | 86 | 35 | 15 |
143 | Sticking your head out of the car window is the solution to every problem. | 1.4779 | 0.05993 | 136 | 87 | 33 | 16 |
144 | I like how it frames your face! | 1.4762 | 0.05404 | 147 | 90 | 44 | 13 |
145 | My homage to RBG. | 1.4759 | 0.06118 | 145 | 97 | 27 | 21 |
146 | Nope. No surgery, I'm just a really messy eater. | 1.4745 | 0.05587 | 137 | 84 | 41 | 12 |
147 | My therapist is encouraging me to practice thinking outside the cone. | 1.4745 | 0.05682 | 137 | 85 | 39 | 13 |
148 | If you wear it this way, it makes you look slimmer. | 1.4741 | 0.05838 | 135 | 85 | 36 | 14 |
149 | My vet is from Australia | 1.4737 | 0.05902 | 133 | 84 | 35 | 14 |
150 | Car ride. Open window. Voila! | 1.4737 | 0.05902 | 133 | 84 | 35 | 14 |
151 | You don't let the cone wear you........You wear the cone. | 1.4733 | 0.06162 | 131 | 85 | 30 | 16 |
152 | I saw it in Dogue. | 1.4722 | 0.05742 | 144 | 92 | 36 | 16 |
153 | I'm transitioning. | 1.4710 | 0.05363 | 138 | 83 | 45 | 10 |
154 | I volunteered for a clinical trial. | 1.4710 | 0.05557 | 138 | 85 | 41 | 12 |
155 | It’s called fashion, Bob. | 1.4701 | 0.05821 | 134 | 87 | 32 | 15 |
156 | Gorilla Glue. Don’t ask. | 1.4697 | 0.05530 | 132 | 85 | 34 | 13 |
157 | Vet school intern, why? | 1.4688 | 0.05757 | 128 | 79 | 38 | 11 |
158 | Oh, mine's not functional; I'm just accessorizing | 1.4685 | 0.05770 | 143 | 92 | 35 | 16 |
159 | My owner's an idiot. | 1.4681 | 0.06002 | 141 | 93 | 30 | 18 |
160 | Peripheral vision is superior but I still can’t lick anything worthwhile. | 1.4679 | 0.05489 | 156 | 100 | 39 | 17 |
161 | The cat did it | 1.4676 | 0.05893 | 139 | 90 | 33 | 16 |
162 | You know what they call the guy who graduates last from vet school? | 1.4662 | 0.06182 | 133 | 88 | 28 | 17 |
163 | Nice! You got the noise cancelling one. | 1.4662 | 0.05703 | 133 | 83 | 38 | 12 |
164 | So out of curiosity, is your toilet paper over or under? | 1.4656 | 0.06159 | 131 | 88 | 26 | 17 |
165 | I have an umbrella that does that. | 1.4651 | 0.06132 | 129 | 84 | 30 | 15 |
166 | Dude, that's not how you wear your mask. | 1.4651 | 0.05828 | 129 | 81 | 36 | 12 |
167 | ...and there’s virtually no turbulence when I’m car surfing. | 1.4651 | 0.06033 | 129 | 83 | 32 | 14 |
168 | Less Cone-of-Shame, more Super Hero Cape! | 1.4648 | 0.06052 | 142 | 95 | 28 | 19 |
169 | Just my luck to get a dyslexic vet. | 1.4646 | 0.05787 | 127 | 79 | 37 | 11 |
170 | Mine is from Ikea. | 1.4646 | 0.05894 | 127 | 80 | 35 | 12 |
171 | And when you graduate, you turn it this way. | 1.4646 | 0.05894 | 127 | 80 | 35 | 12 |
172 | Actually, I just do it to annoy my parents. | 1.4627 | 0.05720 | 134 | 87 | 33 | 14 |
173 | I had a good lawyer. | 1.4627 | 0.05960 | 134 | 87 | 32 | 15 |
174 | I can see you're not from around here. | 1.4621 | 0.05832 | 132 | 84 | 35 | 13 |
175 | This way you can see the mailman coming. | 1.4621 | 0.05526 | 132 | 81 | 41 | 10 |
176 | No, I had shoulder surgery. | 1.4615 | 0.06095 | 130 | 85 | 30 | 15 |
177 | Yup, My human wears his ball cap backwards too. | 1.4609 | 0.05859 | 128 | 81 | 35 | 12 |
178 | I got off with a warning. | 1.4603 | 0.06032 | 126 | 81 | 32 | 13 |
179 | Yeah, we were going about 60-65 miles per hour when it happened. | 1.4597 | 0.05771 | 124 | 77 | 37 | 10 |
180 | ‘This way I can’t lick my stitches but I can still drink from the toilet.’ | 1.4597 | 0.06618 | 124 | 85 | 21 | 18 |
181 | Hi Bert, word of advice, don't put your head out of a car window. | 1.4593 | 0.06018 | 135 | 89 | 30 | 16 |
182 | Dyslexic owner. Even better, she keeps telling everyone I'm a god. | 1.4590 | 0.05895 | 122 | 79 | 31 | 12 |
183 | Actually, Elizabethans wore them this way. | 1.4589 | 0.05423 | 146 | 92 | 41 | 13 |
184 | I think wearing it backwards makes my hips look slimmer. | 1.4583 | 0.06251 | 120 | 78 | 29 | 13 |
185 | Did you try turning it off and then turning it back on? | 1.4583 | 0.06138 | 120 | 77 | 31 | 12 |
186 | Fashion is all about risk. | 1.4583 | 0.06138 | 120 | 82 | 24 | 14 |
187 | It’s different, but it’s my small way to honor Ruth Bader Ginsberg | 1.4574 | 0.06226 | 129 | 86 | 27 | 16 |
188 | The pharmacist swore the generic was just as good as name brand | 1.4574 | 0.06029 | 129 | 84 | 31 | 14 |
189 | I ate through the bottom of my bowl. You? | 1.4571 | 0.05587 | 140 | 89 | 38 | 13 |
190 | I like it in a sort of RBG way. | 1.4567 | 0.05995 | 127 | 82 | 32 | 13 |
191 | It depends on whether you want to be Queen Elizabeth or the Pope | 1.4567 | 0.06098 | 127 | 83 | 30 | 14 |
192 | My owner works in aerodynamics, what does yours do? | 1.4560 | 0.05957 | 125 | 80 | 33 | 12 |
193 | I can’t lick there either. | 1.4552 | 0.05567 | 134 | 84 | 39 | 11 |
194 | I know, but this way I can still drink out of the toilet! | 1.4552 | 0.05765 | 134 | 86 | 35 | 13 |
195 | It’s alternative medicine. | 1.4552 | 0.05465 | 134 | 83 | 41 | 10 |
196 | I think my person is dyslexic. | 1.4552 | 0.05447 | 145 | 92 | 40 | 13 |
197 | Ignore the cat. You don’t look like a bundt pan. | 1.4545 | 0.06320 | 121 | 80 | 27 | 14 |
198 | Well, I’m three now, so they started letting me dress myself | 1.4538 | 0.05892 | 130 | 84 | 33 | 13 |
199 | It turns out my vet got his degree at Trump University. | 1.4538 | 0.06509 | 119 | 80 | 24 | 15 |
200 | I'm seeing a specialist. | 1.4531 | 0.06061 | 128 | 84 | 30 | 14 |
201 | So I just said to him, let me scratch my ears and I'll stop peeing in the house. | 1.4530 | 0.06008 | 117 | 74 | 33 | 10 |
202 | I had mine reversed on appeal. | 1.4530 | 0.06130 | 117 | 75 | 31 | 11 |
203 | I may not be able to lick my own balls but at least now I can lick yours. | 1.4530 | 0.05884 | 117 | 73 | 35 | 9 |
204 | One of us looks ridiculous. | 1.4524 | 0.06027 | 126 | 82 | 31 | 13 |
205 | I had the opposite problem | 1.4516 | 0.06098 | 124 | 81 | 30 | 13 |
206 | So, Gordo, first thing you do is find a really small doggie door. Then you give yourself a good running start . . . | 1.4516 | 0.06309 | 124 | 83 | 26 | 15 |
207 | I was blind but now I see. | 1.4511 | 0.05491 | 133 | 83 | 40 | 10 |
208 | It’s called inversion therapy. | 1.4504 | 0.05957 | 131 | 86 | 31 | 14 |
209 | Do it my way and they’ll never get a leash on you again. | 1.4503 | 0.05614 | 151 | 100 | 34 | 17 |
210 | Used the cat door. Worked like a charm. | 1.4493 | 0.05733 | 138 | 90 | 34 | 14 |
211 | I wonder which one of us got the placebo. | 1.4488 | 0.05990 | 127 | 83 | 31 | 13 |
212 | I have Dutch Masters. | 1.4483 | 0.06519 | 116 | 78 | 24 | 14 |
213 | It's easy. Just stick you head out the car window at about 65mph . | 1.4483 | 0.06403 | 116 | 77 | 26 | 13 |
214 | No, YOU look like a lamp shade. I look like a ballerina. | 1.4480 | 0.05952 | 125 | 81 | 32 | 12 |
215 | It's now a 'cone of esteem' | 1.4463 | 0.05683 | 121 | 78 | 33 | 10 |
216 | I guess we look pretty conical. | 1.4463 | 0.05862 | 121 | 77 | 34 | 10 |
217 | Why would you assume it goes that way? | 1.4462 | 0.06086 | 130 | 87 | 28 | 15 |
218 | Believe me, aerodynamics is a game-changer! | 1.4460 | 0.05515 | 139 | 89 | 38 | 12 |
219 | My human companion is dyslexic. | 1.4454 | 0.06612 | 119 | 82 | 21 | 16 |
220 | I'll text you the name of my veterinarian. | 1.4453 | 0.06157 | 128 | 86 | 27 | 15 |
221 | I got ordained while you were in the hospital. | 1.4444 | 0.06243 | 117 | 77 | 28 | 12 |
222 | Just don't look up when it rains. | 1.4444 | 0.06126 | 126 | 84 | 28 | 14 |
223 | This is nothing. You should see her umbrella. | 1.4435 | 0.05948 | 115 | 73 | 33 | 9 |
224 | Apparently I CAN learn new tricks. | 1.4426 | 0.05826 | 122 | 78 | 34 | 10 |
225 | After A Handmaid’s Tale, things changed. | 1.4426 | 0.05941 | 122 | 79 | 32 | 11 |
226 | I think it's a placebo. | 1.4425 | 0.06151 | 113 | 73 | 30 | 10 |
227 | It fogs up my glasses. | 1.4419 | 0.05917 | 129 | 85 | 31 | 13 |
228 | I can't lick my own nuts either, but at least I can lick yours. | 1.4417 | 0.06239 | 120 | 80 | 27 | 13 |
229 | First time? | 1.4417 | 0.05893 | 120 | 77 | 33 | 10 |
230 | I'm kind of an extrovert. | 1.4417 | 0.05893 | 120 | 77 | 33 | 10 |
231 | They say this way makes my butt look smaller | 1.4414 | 0.06359 | 111 | 73 | 27 | 11 |
232 | It’s business casual | 1.4404 | 0.05746 | 109 | 72 | 28 | 9 |
233 | As far as those hard-to-reach areas are concerned, maybe we could work out a deal. | 1.4404 | 0.06443 | 109 | 72 | 26 | 11 |
234 | My owners are huge RBG fans. | 1.4404 | 0.06573 | 109 | 73 | 24 | 12 |
235 | I was told it has a slimming effect. | 1.4404 | 0.05746 | 109 | 67 | 36 | 6 |
236 | I got the new iCone. | 1.4400 | 0.05725 | 125 | 80 | 35 | 10 |
237 | Together, there is no problem that we can't lick. | 1.4400 | 0.05946 | 125 | 82 | 31 | 12 |
238 | The tag said reversible. | 1.4397 | 0.06512 | 116 | 79 | 23 | 14 |
239 | I see someone forgot about casual Friday! | 1.4386 | 0.05849 | 114 | 72 | 34 | 8 |
240 | You tried eating yet? | 1.4386 | 0.06109 | 114 | 74 | 30 | 10 |
241 | Mine's not prescription, I just like the way it looks. | 1.4386 | 0.05980 | 114 | 73 | 32 | 9 |
242 | It’s my dissenting collar. | 1.4380 | 0.05737 | 121 | 77 | 35 | 9 |
243 | Take thee to a nunnery | 1.4375 | 0.06314 | 112 | 74 | 27 | 11 |
244 | I could never understand "less than" and "greater than" either. | 1.4370 | 0.06160 | 119 | 79 | 28 | 12 |
245 | So I told him I'll lick myself wherever I want. What's your story? | 1.4364 | 0.06776 | 110 | 76 | 20 | 14 |
246 | Deal. I scratch your butt, you scratch my ears. | 1.4364 | 0.06396 | 110 | 73 | 26 | 11 |
247 | I switch it around a block from the house. | 1.4364 | 0.06652 | 110 | 75 | 22 | 13 |
248 | Nah, I'm just a pilgrim. | 1.4359 | 0.05994 | 117 | 76 | 31 | 10 |
249 | The first time through the doggie door is the toughest | 1.4359 | 0.05614 | 117 | 73 | 37 | 7 |
250 | It’s called fashion, Kevin. | 1.4355 | 0.06086 | 124 | 83 | 28 | 13 |
251 | Bitches love it. | 1.4352 | 0.06481 | 108 | 72 | 25 | 11 |
252 | I’m Jewish. | 1.4348 | 0.06780 | 115 | 81 | 18 | 16 |
253 | I ate the instructions. | 1.4340 | 0.06431 | 106 | 70 | 26 | 10 |
254 | Apparently I had a better lawyer. | 1.4340 | 0.06431 | 106 | 70 | 26 | 10 |
255 | Does this make my tail look shorter? | 1.4340 | 0.06146 | 106 | 68 | 30 | 8 |
256 | I just don't believe the science. | 1.4340 | 0.06838 | 106 | 73 | 20 | 13 |
257 | I just got tired of hearing myself think. | 1.4340 | 0.06431 | 106 | 70 | 26 | 10 |
258 | Actually, my ancestors came over on the Mayflower. | 1.4336 | 0.06143 | 113 | 74 | 29 | 10 |
259 | Talk about windy! | 1.4336 | 0.06143 | 113 | 74 | 29 | 10 |
260 | So it’s backwards. What are you, the cone police? | 1.4336 | 0.06517 | 113 | 77 | 23 | 13 |
261 | Oh,they don't make me wear it. I just feel bad about my neck. | 1.4333 | 0.06119 | 120 | 80 | 28 | 12 |
262 | Yeah, and my owner wears his mask under his nose. | 1.4324 | 0.06087 | 111 | 72 | 30 | 9 |
263 | The vet is into reverse psychology. | 1.4324 | 0.06220 | 111 | 73 | 28 | 10 |
264 | You should see how their Ikea furniture turned out. | 1.4324 | 0.06726 | 111 | 77 | 20 | 14 |
265 | You must be Jewish | 1.4322 | 0.06423 | 118 | 81 | 23 | 14 |
266 | Morty you are such a traditionalist. | 1.4322 | 0.06075 | 118 | 78 | 29 | 11 |
267 | We can still kiss. | 1.4312 | 0.06565 | 109 | 74 | 23 | 12 |
268 | You just have to run through the doggie door really fast. | 1.4310 | 0.06270 | 116 | 78 | 26 | 12 |
269 | I got it on Amazon. You just flip it forward if someone comes into the room. I'll text you the link. | 1.4309 | 0.06008 | 123 | 82 | 29 | 12 |
270 | Careful, it's windy out there today. | 1.4298 | 0.06191 | 121 | 82 | 26 | 13 |
271 | No, no...on you it looks great. | 1.4297 | 0.05730 | 128 | 84 | 33 | 11 |
272 | I thought "Cone of Shame" was too negative. This is my "Collar of Confidence." | 1.4286 | 0.06045 | 112 | 73 | 30 | 9 |
273 | That is NOT how Fauci says to wear it. | 1.4286 | 0.06610 | 105 | 71 | 23 | 11 |
274 | Do I look thinner this way? | 1.4286 | 0.06177 | 112 | 74 | 28 | 10 |
275 | Are those noise canceling? | 1.4286 | 0.06045 | 112 | 73 | 30 | 9 |
276 | My analyst believes in reverse psychology. | 1.4286 | 0.06327 | 105 | 69 | 27 | 9 |
277 | Until you're vaccinated,you have to wear it that way. | 1.4286 | 0.06882 | 105 | 73 | 19 | 13 |
278 | They gave you the cone of shame? I got the collar of esteem. | 1.4286 | 0.05794 | 119 | 77 | 33 | 9 |
279 | It's called thinking outside the cone. | 1.4286 | 0.06379 | 119 | 82 | 23 | 14 |
280 | I use telemedicine | 1.4286 | 0.06470 | 105 | 70 | 25 | 10 |
281 | Pretty windy out. | 1.4273 | 0.06255 | 110 | 73 | 27 | 10 |
282 | I prefer this. It’s not so “Margaret Atwood”. | 1.4272 | 0.06263 | 103 | 67 | 28 | 8 |
283 | At least they get my food bowl right. | 1.4259 | 0.06337 | 108 | 72 | 26 | 10 |
284 | I still can't bite my stitches, but I can wear my earbuds again. | 1.4259 | 0.06734 | 108 | 75 | 20 | 13 |
285 | Reverse engineering. | 1.4259 | 0.06337 | 108 | 72 | 26 | 10 |
286 | It turns out I'm Jewish. Who knew? | 1.4259 | 0.06605 | 108 | 74 | 22 | 12 |
287 | I gotta guy who’ll do yours, no questions asked | 1.4257 | 0.06347 | 101 | 66 | 27 | 8 |
288 | I'm fine...but you should see the lamp! | 1.4255 | 0.05625 | 141 | 95 | 32 | 14 |
289 | It's an Yves Saint Bernard. Yours? | 1.4252 | 0.05970 | 127 | 86 | 28 | 13 |
290 | Are you coming or going? | 1.4250 | 0.06111 | 120 | 81 | 27 | 12 |
291 | I still can’t lick my butt but at least now I can lick yours | 1.4248 | 0.06261 | 113 | 76 | 26 | 11 |
292 | No, I don't hear an echo. | 1.4234 | 0.06211 | 111 | 74 | 27 | 10 |
293 | Sometimes innovation is indistinguishable from stupidity. | 1.4234 | 0.06078 | 111 | 73 | 29 | 9 |
294 | Good luck with the doggie door! | 1.4234 | 0.06341 | 111 | 75 | 25 | 11 |
295 | Turns out you can teach an old dog new tricks. | 1.4231 | 0.06216 | 104 | 68 | 28 | 8 |
296 | You don't ride in the car much, do you? | 1.4220 | 0.05575 | 109 | 68 | 36 | 5 |
297 | I got lucky; my owner is dyslexic. | 1.4220 | 0.06015 | 109 | 71 | 30 | 8 |
298 | Unlike the neutering, the collar is reversible. | 1.4220 | 0.06291 | 109 | 78 | 18 | 13 |
299 | He read the instructions and she put it on. | 1.4219 | 0.06036 | 128 | 88 | 26 | 14 |
300 | The dogs I follow on Instagram are wearing it this way now. | 1.4219 | 0.06036 | 128 | 88 | 26 | 14 |
301 | No, it’s a lampshade | 1.4219 | 0.05933 | 128 | 87 | 28 | 13 |
302 | I got it on Etsy. | 1.4216 | 0.06299 | 102 | 67 | 27 | 8 |
303 | Dyslexic owner | 1.4216 | 0.06600 | 102 | 69 | 23 | 10 |
304 | It's really improved my hindsight | 1.4216 | 0.06451 | 102 | 68 | 25 | 9 |
305 | Only seven Republicans voted that this was wrong, too. | 1.4216 | 0.06745 | 102 | 70 | 21 | 11 |
306 | This way I can still sniff your butt. | 1.4215 | 0.06070 | 121 | 82 | 27 | 12 |
307 | Right after dinner I go out and flip it around; they have no idea. | 1.4215 | 0.06402 | 121 | 85 | 21 | 15 |
308 | I’ll lick your balls if you’ll scratch my neck. | 1.4215 | 0.06293 | 121 | 84 | 23 | 14 |
309 | I was like you once. | 1.4202 | 0.06026 | 119 | 80 | 28 | 11 |
310 | I just told them "I'm a service dog - I need my peripheral vision" and they bought it! | 1.4200 | 0.06989 | 100 | 70 | 18 | 12 |
311 | No, I’m fine. I just joined a religious order. | 1.4190 | 0.06459 | 105 | 71 | 24 | 10 |
312 | Bitches dig it. | 1.4190 | 0.06600 | 105 | 72 | 22 | 11 |
313 | Sweet model! Is it noise-canceling, too!? | 1.4190 | 0.06019 | 105 | 68 | 30 | 7 |
314 | Hi. My name's Get-the-FU-K-off-the-Couch. What's yours? | 1.4188 | 0.06564 | 117 | 83 | 19 | 15 |
315 | The mandate just says I have to wear a cone. It doesn't say HOW I have to wear it. | 1.4184 | 0.06310 | 98 | 64 | 27 | 7 |
316 | I thought we were going as pilgrims, not handmaids. | 1.4184 | 0.06635 | 98 | 66 | 23 | 9 |
317 | It's reversible just like Lindsey Graham! | 1.4184 | 0.06635 | 98 | 66 | 23 | 9 |
318 | There are definite peripheral advantages, but to answer your question, no I still can't reach them. | 1.4175 | 0.06548 | 103 | 70 | 23 | 10 |
319 | Mine is reversible. | 1.4175 | 0.06548 | 103 | 70 | 23 | 10 |
320 | And that's why you don't put your head out of the car window. | 1.4174 | 0.05791 | 115 | 75 | 32 | 8 |
321 | My name is Otto too, but I spell it backwards. | 1.4174 | 0.06049 | 115 | 77 | 28 | 10 |
322 | Me? ...I was just ordained as an Anglican priest. | 1.4167 | 0.06188 | 108 | 72 | 27 | 9 |
323 | This is how Major Biden wears his. | 1.4167 | 0.06188 | 108 | 72 | 27 | 9 |
324 | Let’s pretend you’re from The Handmaid’s Tale and I’m from The Scarlet Letter!” | 1.4167 | 0.06462 | 108 | 74 | 23 | 11 |
325 | It’s not a great party until someone comes home with a lampshade on his head. | 1.4167 | 0.06224 | 96 | 62 | 28 | 6 |
326 | 'Oh its fine like this , i got the vaccine' | 1.4167 | 0.06724 | 108 | 76 | 19 | 13 |
327 | Old dog, new trick | 1.4167 | 0.06567 | 96 | 64 | 24 | 8 |
328 | I'm no longer in recovery... Now I use it as a fashion statement. | 1.4160 | 0.05586 | 125 | 82 | 34 | 9 |
329 | Listen, just run as fast as you can through the doggie door. | 1.4159 | 0.06499 | 113 | 79 | 21 | 13 |
330 | Pretty windy out there. | 1.4158 | 0.06335 | 101 | 67 | 26 | 8 |
331 | I know...right? AND my owner doesn't wear a mask... | 1.4158 | 0.06489 | 101 | 68 | 24 | 9 |
332 | I know it's backward- but it reduces drag | 1.4158 | 0.06489 | 101 | 68 | 24 | 9 |
333 | But actually, we're exactly the same length! | 1.4158 | 0.06932 | 101 | 71 | 18 | 12 |
334 | It's considerably more aerodogmatic. | 1.4153 | 0.05426 | 118 | 75 | 37 | 6 |
335 | It turns out my master is dyslexic | 1.4151 | 0.06269 | 106 | 71 | 26 | 9 |
336 | They’re good providers, but they’re not the smartest. | 1.4151 | 0.05666 | 106 | 67 | 34 | 5 |
337 | Let me guess, your human doesn't know how to wear a mask, right? | 1.4151 | 0.06269 | 106 | 71 | 26 | 9 |
338 | I'm on parole! | 1.4149 | 0.06311 | 94 | 61 | 27 | 6 |
339 | Just put your head out of the window | 1.4144 | 0.06331 | 111 | 76 | 24 | 11 |
340 | I know it’s because you were neutered. For me it’s just a fashion statement” | 1.4144 | 0.06067 | 111 | 74 | 28 | 9 |
341 | I've caught the mailman everyday since I flipped this puppy around. | 1.4141 | 0.06581 | 99 | 67 | 23 | 9 |
342 | It’s the iCone 12! | 1.4141 | 0.06260 | 99 | 65 | 27 | 7 |
343 | It’s the new normal. | 1.4141 | 0.06260 | 99 | 65 | 27 | 7 |
344 | I can't remember much, but it was one wild party! | 1.4138 | 0.05881 | 116 | 77 | 30 | 9 |
345 | It works both ways. | 1.4138 | 0.06131 | 116 | 79 | 26 | 11 |
346 | My human calls me God...he's dyslexic | 1.4135 | 0.06497 | 104 | 71 | 23 | 10 |
347 | The Cat helped me. | 1.4135 | 0.06051 | 104 | 68 | 29 | 7 |
348 | You got the French Cuff...nice! | 1.4135 | 0.06203 | 104 | 69 | 27 | 8 |
349 | I like to think of "veterinarian's orders" to be more like, "suggested guidelines." | 1.4135 | 0.06639 | 104 | 72 | 21 | 11 |
350 | You are correct. The human I was assigned is a fucking moron. | 1.4132 | 0.06393 | 121 | 86 | 20 | 15 |
351 | I also like to bark up the wrong tree. | 1.4128 | 0.06414 | 109 | 75 | 23 | 11 |
352 | To keep you from licking your what...? | 1.4124 | 0.06835 | 97 | 67 | 20 | 10 |
353 | Mine lets you drink from the toilet! | 1.4124 | 0.06346 | 97 | 64 | 26 | 7 |
354 | Don't panic, your ass is still there. | 1.4124 | 0.06513 | 97 | 65 | 24 | 8 |
355 | Yeah? Well you look like a shuttlecock! | 1.4124 | 0.06175 | 97 | 63 | 28 | 6 |
356 | Oh, I got the Democratic collar. You got the Republican one. | 1.4124 | 0.06835 | 97 | 67 | 20 | 10 |
357 | I've always been bad with IKEA instructions. | 1.4124 | 0.06676 | 97 | 66 | 22 | 9 |
358 | I think you’ll find that you, my friend, are the one who looks ridiculous. | 1.4124 | 0.06346 | 97 | 64 | 26 | 7 |
359 | This is for when I'm riding in the car. | 1.4118 | 0.06438 | 102 | 69 | 24 | 9 |
360 | If it makes you feel any better, I’m pretty sure I got the placebo. | 1.4118 | 0.06016 | 119 | 81 | 27 | 11 |
361 | Don’t worry, even the humans don’t wear their protective gear correctly. | 1.4118 | 0.06361 | 119 | 84 | 21 | 14 |
362 | I don't trust "medical experts". | 1.4118 | 0.06438 | 102 | 69 | 24 | 9 |
363 | Bite me. | 1.4118 | 0.06733 | 102 | 71 | 20 | 11 |
364 | New vet? | 1.4118 | 0.06286 | 102 | 68 | 26 | 8 |
365 | Tell you what . . . you lick mine and I'll lick yours. | 1.4118 | 0.06733 | 102 | 71 | 20 | 11 |
366 | Yours says, "I lick myself." Mine says, "I like myself." | 1.4118 | 0.06588 | 102 | 70 | 22 | 10 |
367 | They left the car window open when we were driving home from the vet | 1.4118 | 0.06733 | 102 | 71 | 20 | 11 |
368 | I know a guy that can turn things around for you. | 1.4107 | 0.06536 | 112 | 79 | 20 | 13 |
369 | If you'll scratch my ears, I'll scratch your back! | 1.4107 | 0.06536 | 112 | 79 | 20 | 13 |
370 | You're such a dork, Dad. | 1.4105 | 0.06775 | 95 | 65 | 21 | 9 |
371 | It’s easier to get through the cat door | 1.4105 | 0.06436 | 95 | 63 | 25 | 7 |
372 | It’s my homage to RBG. | 1.4105 | 0.06608 | 95 | 64 | 23 | 8 |
373 | I wear mine religiously. | 1.4105 | 0.06260 | 95 | 62 | 27 | 6 |
374 | We found the vet on Groupon. Why do you ask? | 1.4100 | 0.06211 | 100 | 66 | 27 | 7 |
375 | I guess now we know the difference between private and public pet care | 1.4100 | 0.06371 | 100 | 67 | 25 | 8 |
376 | I ate a lamp So what’s your excuse | 1.4098 | 0.06132 | 122 | 85 | 24 | 13 |
377 | I can’t chew my butt, but at least I can still drink out of the toilet. | 1.4098 | 0.05907 | 122 | 83 | 28 | 11 |
378 | Can you hear me now? | 1.4095 | 0.06725 | 105 | 74 | 19 | 12 |
379 | You know, I woke up one morning, looked in the mirror and said to myself, "Rex, are you wearing the cone, or is the cone wearing you?" | 1.4095 | 0.06157 | 105 | 70 | 27 | 8 |
380 | Just run through the doggie door at 50 miles an hour. Works every time. | 1.4095 | 0.06304 | 105 | 71 | 25 | 9 |
381 | Let's pretend you're a nun and I'm a priest. | 1.4095 | 0.06157 | 105 | 70 | 27 | 8 |
382 | Easy. Just go through a cat door. | 1.4094 | 0.05847 | 127 | 87 | 28 | 12 |
383 | Either way you can't lick your butt. | 1.4091 | 0.05890 | 110 | 75 | 26 | 9 |
384 | Wait until you hit the highway—then stick your head out the window. | 1.4086 | 0.06706 | 93 | 63 | 22 | 8 |
385 | OK, so the second they take their eyes off of you, I'll show you exactly what to do. | 1.4082 | 0.06460 | 98 | 66 | 24 | 8 |
386 | Just get a vet who’s a dog. Problem solved. | 1.4082 | 0.06460 | 98 | 66 | 24 | 8 |
387 | Trust me, you don't want to see whats going on down there. | 1.4082 | 0.06460 | 98 | 66 | 24 | 8 |
388 | This is the first step of turning my life around. | 1.4078 | 0.06535 | 103 | 71 | 22 | 10 |
389 | Your human probably doesn’t wear his mask right either. | 1.4078 | 0.06237 | 103 | 69 | 26 | 8 |
390 | I call this look the RBG | 1.4077 | 0.06050 | 130 | 92 | 23 | 15 |
391 | Yup,new intern at the vets. What's worse is that the thermometer is still in there. | 1.4074 | 0.06583 | 108 | 76 | 20 | 12 |
392 | S’up bitch? | 1.4074 | 0.06314 | 108 | 74 | 24 | 10 |
393 | Wow, is that Victorian? | 1.4071 | 0.05981 | 113 | 76 | 28 | 9 |
394 | We were doing 80 on the highway, and I stuck my head out. | 1.4068 | 0.06046 | 118 | 81 | 26 | 11 |
395 | Turns out, those ones were designed by cats. | 1.4066 | 0.07326 | 91 | 65 | 15 | 11 |
396 | It's called "Oppositional Defiant Disorder". | 1.4066 | 0.07157 | 91 | 64 | 17 | 10 |
397 | This is my own interpretation. | 1.4065 | 0.05637 | 123 | 82 | 32 | 9 |
398 | Lucky me, I got the intern. | 1.4062 | 0.06030 | 96 | 62 | 29 | 5 |
399 | Do you think they'll notice we've broken the lamps? | 1.4062 | 0.06718 | 96 | 66 | 21 | 9 |
400 | I got a religious exemption. | 1.4062 | 0.05915 | 128 | 89 | 26 | 13 |
401 | My master is collar-blind. | 1.4062 | 0.06879 | 96 | 67 | 19 | 10 |
402 | With your head out the window at 60 mph, it makes all the difference. | 1.4062 | 0.06552 | 96 | 65 | 23 | 8 |
403 | I think it’s slimming | 1.4062 | 0.06383 | 96 | 64 | 25 | 7 |
404 | I’m so over self-harm. | 1.4059 | 0.06163 | 101 | 67 | 27 | 7 |
405 | It took some barking but in the end, I got my way. | 1.4059 | 0.06163 | 101 | 67 | 27 | 7 |
406 | You can't reach it with this one on either. | 1.4059 | 0.06627 | 101 | 70 | 21 | 10 |
407 | 'Just stick your head out the car window' | 1.4057 | 0.06537 | 106 | 74 | 21 | 11 |
408 | Yours is a vet job. Mine is haute couture. | 1.4057 | 0.06398 | 106 | 73 | 23 | 10 |
409 | You get a better WiFi signal if you wear it this way. | 1.4057 | 0.06110 | 106 | 71 | 27 | 8 |
410 | Honestly, I find the Jacobean collar much more flattering on Zoom calls. | 1.4052 | 0.05996 | 116 | 79 | 27 | 10 |
411 | I have a HUGE favor to ask... | 1.4043 | 0.06474 | 94 | 63 | 24 | 7 |
412 | Oh, I wear mine ironically. | 1.4043 | 0.06295 | 94 | 62 | 26 | 6 |
413 | The instructions were in Hebrew. | 1.4043 | 0.06984 | 94 | 66 | 18 | 10 |
414 | No no. First you knock the lamp over, then you walk into it from the base UP!" | 1.4043 | 0.06295 | 94 | 62 | 26 | 6 |
415 | That was some party, eh? | 1.4043 | 0.06474 | 94 | 63 | 24 | 7 |
416 | Oh, yeah, it’s much more dynamic!” “Wow, I am flabbergasted. I can’t believe we’ve been wearing them backwards this whole time... | 1.4043 | 0.06818 | 94 | 65 | 20 | 9 |
417 | Well we can’t both be right. | 1.4043 | 0.05920 | 94 | 60 | 30 | 4 |
418 | I got mine from the lamp. | 1.4040 | 0.06408 | 99 | 67 | 24 | 8 |
419 | You look like Handmaid's Tale. I look like Wonder Woman. That's the difference. | 1.4040 | 0.06245 | 99 | 66 | 26 | 7 |
420 | Uh oh, here she comes! Just kidding. | 1.4040 | 0.06408 | 99 | 67 | 24 | 8 |
421 | WOW I LOVE YOUR RETRO STYLE! | 1.4040 | 0.06722 | 99 | 69 | 20 | 10 |
422 | How quaint! You have the old collar design. This is the newest from Paris. | 1.4040 | 0.06408 | 99 | 67 | 24 | 8 |
423 | next time alert me before you sneeze | 1.4040 | 0.06874 | 99 | 70 | 18 | 11 |
424 | I stuck my head out the car window like I normally do, next thing I knew, whoosh. | 1.4040 | 0.06567 | 99 | 68 | 22 | 9 |
425 | I know after the neutering we have less energy, but this way at least I'm more aerodynamic.. | 1.4038 | 0.06190 | 104 | 70 | 26 | 8 |
426 | I slipped the vet $20. | 1.4037 | 0.06130 | 109 | 74 | 26 | 9 |
427 | My vet used to work at NASA. | 1.4037 | 0.06130 | 109 | 74 | 26 | 9 |
428 | No. I'm in the ministry. | 1.4037 | 0.05846 | 109 | 72 | 30 | 7 |
429 | Mine’s bespoke | 1.4022 | 0.05998 | 92 | 59 | 29 | 4 |
430 | You just have to find wrought-iron fence with the right spacing and take a run at it. | 1.4022 | 0.06384 | 92 | 61 | 25 | 6 |
431 | My owner is dyslexic. | 1.4021 | 0.06661 | 97 | 67 | 21 | 9 |
432 | It's easy. Just adjust your privacy setting. | 1.4021 | 0.06821 | 97 | 68 | 19 | 10 |
433 | I just waited till we got on the thruway, stuck my head out the window, and bang! Snapped right back. | 1.4021 | 0.06159 | 97 | 64 | 27 | 6 |
434 | You really should get a second opinion. | 1.4021 | 0.06661 | 97 | 67 | 21 | 9 |
435 | They took my dignity, but they can never have my flair. | 1.4021 | 0.06498 | 97 | 66 | 23 | 8 |
436 | If my butt smelled like yours I would wear that lamp shade backwards too! | 1.4021 | 0.06821 | 97 | 68 | 19 | 10 |
437 | So if you can just go ahead and scratch my nose I’ll be more than happy to lick those stitches of yours | 1.4021 | 0.06661 | 97 | 67 | 21 | 9 |
438 | I’m an influencer | 1.4021 | 0.05982 | 97 | 63 | 29 | 5 |
439 | Nobody pops their collar anymore, dad! | 1.4021 | 0.06661 | 97 | 67 | 21 | 9 |
440 | I’m gender mischievous, you? | 1.4020 | 0.06272 | 102 | 69 | 25 | 8 |
441 | Well you can still kiss mine. | 1.4020 | 0.06720 | 102 | 72 | 19 | 11 |
442 | I notice I get a better signal this way | 1.4020 | 0.06424 | 102 | 70 | 23 | 9 |
443 | Either way,we can’t reach it. | 1.4019 | 0.06349 | 107 | 74 | 23 | 10 |
444 | I decided my diagnosis wouldn’t define me. | 1.4019 | 0.06209 | 107 | 73 | 25 | 9 |
445 | I just had to promise them I wouldn’t lick my butt in front of company. | 1.4000 | 0.06085 | 110 | 75 | 26 | 9 |
446 | That's a hell of sneeze you got there buddy. | 1.4000 | 0.06419 | 95 | 64 | 24 | 7 |
447 | I say we're a perfect fit. | 1.4000 | 0.06290 | 105 | 72 | 24 | 9 |
448 | My owner never reads instructions. | 1.4000 | 0.06290 | 105 | 72 | 24 | 9 |
449 | Don't worry, I can lick your balls | 1.4000 | 0.07083 | 95 | 68 | 16 | 11 |
450 | What do you mean: 'that's like wearing my mask beneath my nose'? | 1.4000 | 0.06477 | 90 | 60 | 24 | 6 |
451 | My vet graduated from Trump University. | 1.4000 | 0.06923 | 95 | 67 | 18 | 10 |
452 | Just stick your head out the window and when she hits the onramp, boom! It'll happen. | 1.4000 | 0.06151 | 115 | 80 | 24 | 11 |
453 | No, I'm not just being different, I just got tired of walking through the dog door backwards. | 1.4000 | 0.06419 | 95 | 64 | 24 | 7 |
454 | I wear it this way so my owner looks like the idiot. | 1.4000 | 0.06026 | 115 | 79 | 26 | 10 |
455 | I call it thinking outside the cone. | 1.4000 | 0.06195 | 100 | 67 | 26 | 7 |
456 | Obviously you're still thinking inside the cone. | 1.4000 | 0.06477 | 90 | 60 | 24 | 6 |
457 | I can only imagine how your owner wears his mask. | 1.4000 | 0.06356 | 100 | 68 | 24 | 8 |
458 | All cones matter | 1.4000 | 0.06356 | 100 | 68 | 24 | 8 |
459 | If you hit their shins enough with it they’ll change it i promise | 1.4000 | 0.06356 | 100 | 68 | 24 | 8 |
460 | "..so I stuck my head out the car window.. | 1.3981 | 0.06374 | 103 | 71 | 23 | 9 |
461 | I liked The Flying Nun better than TheHandmaid'sTale. | 1.3981 | 0.06521 | 103 | 72 | 21 | 10 |
462 | My owner is in to alternative medicine. | 1.3980 | 0.06763 | 98 | 69 | 19 | 10 |
463 | Can I help you scratch somewhere? | 1.3980 | 0.06279 | 98 | 66 | 25 | 7 |
464 | I got ordained. | 1.3980 | 0.05755 | 98 | 68 | 23 | 7 |
465 | I take after my human on these things. She wears her mask under her nose. | 1.3980 | 0.06279 | 98 | 66 | 25 | 7 |
466 | My bark doesn't carry like it used to. | 1.3978 | 0.06512 | 93 | 63 | 23 | 7 |
467 | It's totally legal in Florida. | 1.3978 | 0.06512 | 93 | 63 | 23 | 7 |
468 | My pet parent is a moron. | 1.3978 | 0.06142 | 93 | 61 | 27 | 5 |
469 | I prefer the innie rather than the outie. | 1.3978 | 0.06142 | 93 | 61 | 27 | 5 |
470 | You need to show them who's boss. | 1.3978 | 0.06512 | 93 | 63 | 23 | 7 |
471 | Yeah, I know. My owner doesn’t know how to put his own mask on either. | 1.3977 | 0.06769 | 88 | 60 | 21 | 7 |
472 | You see, I'm the Avant-Garde Dog. | 1.3977 | 0.06959 | 88 | 61 | 19 | 8 |
473 | Yeah, yeah. I know my guy wears a mask on his chin | 1.3977 | 0.06769 | 88 | 60 | 21 | 7 |
474 | I thought they asked if I wanted a bone | 1.3977 | 0.07325 | 88 | 63 | 15 | 10 |
475 | I find it works better this way for Zoom meetings. | 1.3964 | 0.06306 | 111 | 78 | 22 | 11 |
476 | No, it’s on right. I entered the priesthood. | 1.3962 | 0.06096 | 106 | 72 | 26 | 8 |
477 | I know I'm not social distancing, but I missed the smells. | 1.3962 | 0.05308 | 106 | 67 | 36 | 3 |
478 | My veterinarian is Australian. | 1.3962 | 0.05947 | 106 | 71 | 28 | 7 |
479 | Just trying to make fetch happen | 1.3962 | 0.05475 | 106 | 73 | 26 | 7 |
480 | No problem, just stick your head out the car window. | 1.3960 | 0.07047 | 101 | 74 | 14 | 13 |
481 | It's my tribute to RBG. | 1.3960 | 0.06760 | 101 | 72 | 18 | 11 |
482 | Surgery? This my dog bowl... | 1.3960 | 0.06461 | 101 | 70 | 22 | 9 |
483 | When they roll down the window, stick your head out. | 1.3958 | 0.06536 | 96 | 66 | 22 | 8 |
484 | The aerodynamics when I stick my head out the window now are amazing! | 1.3958 | 0.06536 | 96 | 66 | 22 | 8 |
485 | You don't need to avoid watching the news any longer,Trump's gone. | 1.3958 | 0.06863 | 96 | 68 | 18 | 10 |
486 | It was fine until we got on the highway. | 1.3956 | 0.06227 | 91 | 60 | 26 | 5 |
487 | Next time ask for the new guy. | 1.3956 | 0.06420 | 91 | 61 | 24 | 6 |
488 | I see you're still wearing last season's cone. | 1.3956 | 0.06608 | 91 | 62 | 22 | 7 |
489 | It’s not on backwards! It’s a lampshade and I’m drunk! | 1.3956 | 0.06608 | 91 | 62 | 22 | 7 |
490 | I’ve been seeing an alternative veterinarian. | 1.3956 | 0.06608 | 91 | 62 | 22 | 7 |
491 | Don't go outside, it's windy as hell. | 1.3956 | 0.06967 | 91 | 64 | 18 | 9 |
492 | Do you believe in destiny? | 1.3956 | 0.06790 | 91 | 63 | 20 | 8 |
493 | But, I can still reach my nuts! | 1.3956 | 0.07141 | 91 | 65 | 16 | 10 |
494 | You know, my human wears his mask on his chin | 1.3956 | 0.06608 | 91 | 62 | 22 | 7 |
495 | Squirrel at the lampshade store | 1.3953 | 0.06674 | 86 | 58 | 22 | 6 |
496 | Because it makes me look thinner! | 1.3950 | 0.05993 | 119 | 83 | 25 | 11 |
497 | You should see where he put the thermometer. | 1.3945 | 0.05832 | 109 | 73 | 29 | 7 |
498 | What I lose in efficacy I've regained in quality of life. | 1.3942 | 0.06021 | 104 | 70 | 27 | 7 |
499 | Wicked wind! | 1.3942 | 0.06324 | 104 | 72 | 23 | 9 |
500 | Windy day! | 1.3939 | 0.06551 | 99 | 69 | 21 | 9 |
501 | I refuse to suffer for fashion | 1.3939 | 0.06061 | 99 | 66 | 27 | 6 |
502 | Don't you love that it's reversible? | 1.3939 | 0.06392 | 99 | 68 | 23 | 8 |
503 | Don’t go down 5th Avenue, way too windy | 1.3939 | 0.06392 | 99 | 70 | 20 | 9 |
504 | It’s that wonderful, head-out-the-window kinda feeling. | 1.3939 | 0.06392 | 99 | 68 | 23 | 8 |
505 | It's called alternative medicine." | 1.3937 | 0.06037 | 127 | 91 | 22 | 14 |
506 | I hid the directions. | 1.3936 | 0.06801 | 94 | 66 | 19 | 9 |
507 | I find this more aerodynamic when chasing squirrels! | 1.3936 | 0.05703 | 94 | 60 | 31 | 3 |
508 | I'm having the lobster. | 1.3936 | 0.06456 | 94 | 64 | 23 | 7 |
509 | You look so sad. What can I lick for you? | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
510 | .....and I was walking headlong into this blast of wind. | 1.3933 | 0.06707 | 89 | 61 | 21 | 7 |
511 | Yes, she does drive a convertible. How did you guess? | 1.3933 | 0.06707 | 89 | 61 | 21 | 7 |
512 | I just wear mine as a conversation starter. | 1.3933 | 0.06707 | 89 | 61 | 21 | 7 |
513 | Rottweiler-Glechon-Beagle. But you can call me RGB. | 1.3933 | 0.06514 | 89 | 60 | 23 | 6 |
514 | I turned it into a bib. | 1.3933 | 0.06895 | 89 | 62 | 19 | 8 |
515 | Just think of it like a baseball cap. It’s cool if you wear it backwards! | 1.3933 | 0.06110 | 89 | 58 | 27 | 4 |
516 | I know it's unconventional, but my vet also has a degree in physics. | 1.3933 | 0.06895 | 89 | 62 | 19 | 8 |
517 | Race you to the park? | 1.3933 | 0.06514 | 89 | 60 | 23 | 6 |
518 | You will have to speak louder. | 1.3926 | 0.05473 | 135 | 93 | 31 | 11 |
519 | Lucky for me, my human never reads the instruction manual. | 1.3925 | 0.05902 | 107 | 72 | 28 | 7 |
520 | I flip mine every 2 hours to get a nice, even tan. | 1.3925 | 0.06607 | 107 | 77 | 18 | 12 |
521 | ...And what pronouns do you use? | 1.3925 | 0.06194 | 107 | 74 | 24 | 9 |
522 | ... so just try it, you'll never look back! | 1.3922 | 0.05937 | 102 | 68 | 28 | 6 |
523 | They took your manhood, don’t let them take your style too | 1.3922 | 0.06098 | 102 | 69 | 26 | 7 |
524 | This is nothing. You should see how my owner wears his mask. | 1.3918 | 0.06645 | 97 | 68 | 20 | 9 |
525 | It’s not what you wear. It’s how you wear it. | 1.3918 | 0.06313 | 97 | 66 | 24 | 7 |
526 | You say poTAYto, and I say poTAHto. | 1.3918 | 0.06804 | 97 | 69 | 18 | 10 |
527 | I find that I get better mileage. | 1.3918 | 0.05963 | 97 | 64 | 28 | 5 |
528 | Does it improve your hearing when you wear it that way? | 1.3918 | 0.06481 | 97 | 67 | 22 | 8 |
529 | Hey! You're coneservative,huh? | 1.3918 | 0.06141 | 97 | 65 | 26 | 6 |
530 | You've got to know how to ask. | 1.3913 | 0.06012 | 115 | 80 | 25 | 10 |
531 | Yours says 'Cone of Shame.' Mine says 'Life of the Party.' | 1.3913 | 0.06729 | 92 | 64 | 20 | 8 |
532 | It totally cuts down on wind drag. | 1.3913 | 0.06365 | 92 | 62 | 24 | 6 |
533 | The aerodynamics alone make it a game changer. | 1.3913 | 0.06365 | 92 | 62 | 24 | 6 |
534 | I’ve been hanging out the car window all day | 1.3913 | 0.06729 | 92 | 64 | 20 | 8 |
535 | I don't do doggie style. | 1.3913 | 0.06729 | 92 | 64 | 20 | 8 |
536 | Yeah, I know it's backwards, but my owners also refuse to wear masks. | 1.3913 | 0.06550 | 92 | 63 | 22 | 7 |
537 | But it’s casual Friday | 1.3913 | 0.05341 | 115 | 75 | 35 | 5 |
538 | I think I got Moderna. | 1.3913 | 0.06729 | 92 | 64 | 20 | 8 |
539 | I run really really fast | 1.3913 | 0.06905 | 92 | 65 | 18 | 9 |
540 | It’s always “sit” and “stay” but never “innovate” | 1.3913 | 0.06550 | 92 | 63 | 22 | 7 |
541 | It's all behind me now. | 1.3913 | 0.06174 | 92 | 61 | 26 | 5 |
542 | Apparently I have gas. | 1.3909 | 0.06207 | 110 | 77 | 23 | 10 |
543 | My owners are into alternative medicine | 1.3908 | 0.06195 | 87 | 57 | 26 | 4 |
544 | I got tired of all the petting. | 1.3908 | 0.07005 | 87 | 61 | 18 | 8 |
545 | Don't tell me, it's on backwards isn't it... | 1.3908 | 0.05975 | 87 | 56 | 28 | 3 |
546 | Yeah, I can see better but I still can't lick my balls. | 1.3906 | 0.05997 | 128 | 92 | 22 | 14 |
547 | Just stick your head out the car window like you normally would and... voila. | 1.3905 | 0.05975 | 105 | 71 | 27 | 7 |
548 | You’re missing the point, I didn’t just take it off, I inverted it! | 1.3905 | 0.06127 | 105 | 72 | 25 | 8 |
549 | It’s more slimming, don’t you think? | 1.3905 | 0.05975 | 105 | 71 | 27 | 7 |
550 | I don't quite understand myself. I was chasing my tail. I caught it. And now I think I'm inside out. | 1.3900 | 0.06178 | 100 | 68 | 25 | 7 |
551 | I'm going into the seminary. | 1.3900 | 0.06340 | 100 | 69 | 23 | 8 |
552 | No, I've not been to the vet, I'm the vicar's dog | 1.3895 | 0.06401 | 95 | 65 | 23 | 7 |
553 | My vet got really freaked out by The Handmaid's Tale. | 1.3895 | 0.06574 | 95 | 66 | 21 | 8 |
554 | I attacked the lampshade from below | 1.3895 | 0.06224 | 95 | 64 | 25 | 6 |
555 | The vet? No, I knocked the lamp over. | 1.3895 | 0.06906 | 95 | 68 | 17 | 10 |
556 | You want me to lick what? | 1.3895 | 0.06401 | 95 | 65 | 23 | 7 |
557 | It's after Labor Day. | 1.3895 | 0.06906 | 95 | 68 | 17 | 10 |
558 | Same concept. More aerodynamic. | 1.3895 | 0.05658 | 95 | 61 | 31 | 3 |
559 | You should see what they did to Schrödinger's cat. | 1.3895 | 0.06574 | 95 | 66 | 21 | 8 |
560 | ...And I love that it's reversible, don't you? | 1.3889 | 0.06147 | 108 | 75 | 24 | 9 |
561 | Either way--it scares the hell out of cats! | 1.3889 | 0.06832 | 90 | 63 | 19 | 8 |
562 | My vet’s dyslectic! | 1.3889 | 0.06647 | 90 | 62 | 21 | 7 |
563 | Next time you are in the car, stick your head out the window. | 1.3889 | 0.05743 | 126 | 88 | 27 | 11 |
564 | It doesn’t fog up my glasses this way | 1.3889 | 0.06647 | 90 | 62 | 21 | 7 |
565 | Let me guess: The Handmaid's Tale? | 1.3889 | 0.06832 | 90 | 63 | 19 | 8 |
566 | We’re calling it the funnel of pride now. Cone of shame was tested very negatively with our focus groups. | 1.3889 | 0.06286 | 108 | 76 | 22 | 10 |
567 | I know it’s wrong but my owner is dyslexic | 1.3883 | 0.06358 | 103 | 72 | 22 | 9 |
568 | Better visibility, but just as hard to lick anything important. | 1.3883 | 0.06051 | 103 | 70 | 26 | 7 |
569 | My owner smokes a lot of weed. | 1.3883 | 0.06650 | 103 | 74 | 18 | 11 |
570 | This has really boosted my mileage. | 1.3883 | 0.06358 | 103 | 72 | 22 | 9 |
571 | This is how the dogs in Paris are wearing them. | 1.3883 | 0.06051 | 103 | 70 | 26 | 7 |
572 | You know me; the window was down and when he sped up to 60, voila. | 1.3883 | 0.05891 | 103 | 69 | 28 | 6 |
573 | I’ve joined a different order. | 1.3883 | 0.06358 | 103 | 72 | 22 | 9 |
574 | Oh, that’s why insurance wouldn’t cover mine. | 1.3883 | 0.05728 | 103 | 68 | 30 | 5 |
575 | It has to do with 5G. | 1.3883 | 0.06358 | 103 | 72 | 22 | 9 |
576 | If you walk backwards, they don't even notice. | 1.3882 | 0.06714 | 85 | 58 | 21 | 6 |
577 | So,you went with satellite dish ... | 1.3882 | 0.06920 | 85 | 59 | 19 | 7 |
578 | I chased the cat out the doggy door. | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
579 | All the cool canines are doing it, Dad. | 1.3878 | 0.05916 | 98 | 65 | 28 | 5 |
580 | I do want to support you. I just don't see why we both need to be miserable. | 1.3878 | 0.06427 | 98 | 68 | 22 | 8 |
581 | Try it. Your car will get 10% better gas mileage. | 1.3878 | 0.06901 | 98 | 71 | 16 | 11 |
582 | I’ll give you his number. Most accommodating vet you’ll ever meet. | 1.3871 | 0.06492 | 93 | 64 | 22 | 7 |
583 | Go to Youtube, key in 'canine cone reversal' and click on top tutorial. | 1.3871 | 0.06492 | 93 | 64 | 22 | 7 |
584 | Well, this is how we wear them in Florida. | 1.3871 | 0.06670 | 93 | 65 | 20 | 8 |
585 | « It’s an homage to RBG. » | 1.3871 | 0.06492 | 93 | 64 | 22 | 7 |
586 | Trust me, it's very slimming | 1.3871 | 0.06122 | 93 | 62 | 26 | 5 |
587 | Next time slip your vet a $20. | 1.3871 | 0.06310 | 93 | 63 | 24 | 6 |
588 | I call it a Ginsberg collar... | 1.3871 | 0.05727 | 93 | 60 | 30 | 3 |
589 | My ancestor was on the Mayflower | 1.3871 | 0.06492 | 93 | 64 | 22 | 7 |
590 | I find it reduces the roaring in your ears | 1.3871 | 0.06492 | 93 | 64 | 22 | 7 |
591 | This is actually the way the CDC recommends it | 1.3871 | 0.06670 | 93 | 65 | 20 | 8 |
592 | They put the toilet paper on backwards too. | 1.3868 | 0.05930 | 106 | 72 | 27 | 7 |
593 | I negotiated. | 1.3868 | 0.06080 | 106 | 73 | 25 | 8 |
594 | Why do they love dressing us in lampshades? | 1.3868 | 0.06080 | 106 | 73 | 25 | 8 |
595 | Well, I think Justice Ginsburg would have really liked it. | 1.3868 | 0.05930 | 106 | 72 | 27 | 7 |
596 | It's the latest thing -- aerodynamically designed and provides better peripheral vision. | 1.3866 | 0.05483 | 119 | 80 | 32 | 7 |
597 | I heard they wear it this way in Europe! | 1.3864 | 0.06349 | 88 | 59 | 24 | 5 |
598 | My owner is an anti-masker. What did you expect? | 1.3864 | 0.06939 | 88 | 62 | 18 | 8 |
599 | Hello, what are your pronouns? | 1.3864 | 0.06349 | 88 | 59 | 24 | 5 |
600 | Is your owner a Veterinarian? Mine's a Priest. | 1.3864 | 0.06939 | 88 | 62 | 18 | 8 |
601 | You got what I had. | 1.3864 | 0.06033 | 88 | 60 | 23 | 5 |
602 | Dude, you won't believe how windy it is outside. | 1.3864 | 0.06748 | 88 | 61 | 20 | 7 |
603 | Yes,I did get dressed in the dark this morning. Why do you ask? | 1.3861 | 0.06129 | 101 | 69 | 25 | 7 |
604 | Just got neutered, huh? I'm here 'cause I ate a lamp. | 1.3861 | 0.06596 | 101 | 72 | 19 | 10 |
605 | All I did was stick my head out the car window. | 1.3861 | 0.06288 | 101 | 70 | 23 | 8 |
606 | She did fall for "it's backwards day" again. | 1.3861 | 0.06744 | 101 | 73 | 17 | 11 |
607 | And then he said that I still had two more wishes left. | 1.3855 | 0.07033 | 83 | 58 | 18 | 7 |
608 | Very conical. | 1.3855 | 0.07239 | 83 | 59 | 16 | 8 |
609 | I prefer to be seen as an influencer | 1.3855 | 0.07033 | 83 | 58 | 18 | 7 |
610 | Have you already started watching The Handmaid's Tale? | 1.3855 | 0.07033 | 83 | 58 | 18 | 7 |
611 | It serves the same purpose but this way I can still bite people. | 1.3854 | 0.06684 | 96 | 68 | 19 | 9 |
612 | I know, I know. I just don’t have the balls to tell them. | 1.3854 | 0.07159 | 96 | 71 | 13 | 12 |
613 | Okay, you're a nun and I'm a pilgrim. The safeword is 'milkbones.' | 1.3854 | 0.07004 | 96 | 70 | 15 | 11 |
614 | Yeah, it’s a complete paradigm shift. | 1.3854 | 0.06684 | 96 | 68 | 19 | 9 |
615 | It gives me the illusion of speed. | 1.3854 | 0.05992 | 96 | 64 | 27 | 5 |
616 | Just stick your head out of the window on your next ride. | 1.3854 | 0.06601 | 96 | 70 | 16 | 10 |
617 | I find it more slimming ! | 1.3846 | 0.06587 | 91 | 63 | 21 | 7 |
618 | Let’s work together You scratch mine I’ll scratch yours | 1.3846 | 0.06004 | 104 | 71 | 26 | 7 |
619 | And you still wonder why I'm the alpha around here? | 1.3846 | 0.06587 | 91 | 63 | 21 | 7 |
620 | This is the Puritan style | 1.3846 | 0.06948 | 91 | 65 | 17 | 9 |
621 | ...and that’s how I got through the dog door. | 1.3846 | 0.06006 | 91 | 60 | 27 | 4 |
622 | I’m going with the Puritan look for spring. | 1.3846 | 0.06158 | 104 | 72 | 24 | 8 |
623 | How's that working for you with the doggie door? | 1.3846 | 0.06587 | 91 | 63 | 21 | 7 |
624 | That is so conical.. | 1.3846 | 0.06587 | 91 | 63 | 21 | 7 |
625 | I promised not to lick | 1.3839 | 0.05915 | 112 | 80 | 22 | 10 |
626 | Actually, mine is just a lamp shade. | 1.3838 | 0.06210 | 99 | 68 | 24 | 7 |
627 | Try sticking your head out the car window. | 1.3838 | 0.06374 | 99 | 69 | 22 | 8 |
628 | I told them it looked better this way and they fell for it. Need a lick? | 1.3838 | 0.06689 | 99 | 71 | 18 | 10 |
629 | My owner calls it the Cone of Embracing Vulnerability. | 1.3838 | 0.06210 | 99 | 68 | 24 | 7 |
630 | Now they are saying two cones might actually be better. | 1.3837 | 0.06442 | 86 | 58 | 23 | 5 |
631 | No, I won’t lick it for you. | 1.3837 | 0.06651 | 86 | 59 | 21 | 6 |
632 | It's still shameful. But it's slimming. | 1.3830 | 0.06436 | 94 | 65 | 22 | 7 |
633 | You have to think outside the cone. | 1.3830 | 0.06611 | 94 | 66 | 20 | 8 |
634 | You don't get out much, do you? | 1.3830 | 0.06256 | 94 | 64 | 24 | 6 |
635 | Can we just agree to disagree? | 1.3830 | 0.06256 | 94 | 64 | 24 | 6 |
636 | This is the cone of self-actualization. | 1.3830 | 0.06611 | 94 | 66 | 20 | 8 |
637 | Keep your head inside the car. | 1.3830 | 0.06611 | 94 | 66 | 20 | 8 |
638 | So...you're an introvert? | 1.3830 | 0.06436 | 94 | 65 | 22 | 7 |
639 | Yes, that’s very nice, but I prefer the Ruth Bader Ginsburg style. | 1.3830 | 0.06256 | 94 | 64 | 24 | 6 |
640 | Mine is the RBG model. | 1.3828 | 0.05882 | 128 | 92 | 23 | 13 |
641 | Yours is for introverts. | 1.3827 | 0.07364 | 81 | 58 | 15 | 8 |
642 | I got the idea from Ruth Bader Ginsberg. | 1.3827 | 0.06932 | 81 | 56 | 19 | 6 |
643 | I'm thinking outside of the cone. | 1.3827 | 0.07151 | 81 | 57 | 17 | 7 |
644 | Thank, God, I can still lick my balls. | 1.3826 | 0.06247 | 115 | 83 | 20 | 12 |
645 | If you walk into their legs enough they'll flip it for you, too. | 1.3824 | 0.06238 | 102 | 73 | 20 | 9 |
646 | That was a hell of a party! Sorry you ended up getting neutered. | 1.3824 | 0.06080 | 102 | 70 | 25 | 7 |
647 | It’s 2021 Tom, live a little. | 1.3824 | 0.05752 | 102 | 68 | 29 | 5 |
648 | It’s easy. You do the hokey pokey and you turn the cone around. | 1.3824 | 0.06080 | 102 | 70 | 25 | 7 |
649 | Didn't get the memo huh? | 1.3820 | 0.06492 | 89 | 61 | 22 | 6 |
650 | Мy owner considers reading instructions beneath his dignity. | 1.3820 | 0.06874 | 89 | 63 | 18 | 8 |
651 | It's for formal events. | 1.3820 | 0.06686 | 89 | 62 | 20 | 7 |
652 | Yeah, my guy believes in alternative medicine | 1.3820 | 0.06874 | 89 | 63 | 18 | 8 |
653 | You’ve just gotta broaden your horizons, bro. | 1.3820 | 0.06492 | 89 | 61 | 22 | 6 |
654 | So you scratch my back, and I’ll scratch yours? | 1.3820 | 0.06292 | 89 | 60 | 24 | 5 |
655 | So I gave up being a handmaid and became a nun.....not much difference really | 1.3820 | 0.06292 | 89 | 65 | 16 | 8 |
656 | Mine's just a fashion tribute to the late, great Justice Ruff Bader Ginsburg. | 1.3814 | 0.06294 | 97 | 67 | 23 | 7 |
657 | My vet practices alternative medicine. | 1.3810 | 0.07556 | 84 | 62 | 12 | 10 |
658 | If my owner can wear his mask under his nose, I can do this! | 1.3810 | 0.05802 | 105 | 71 | 28 | 6 |
659 | Just hold your nose and blow. | 1.3810 | 0.06110 | 105 | 73 | 24 | 8 |
660 | ...I know, mine was government issued. | 1.3810 | 0.06539 | 84 | 57 | 22 | 5 |
661 | I'll lick your butt, if you'll scratch my nose. | 1.3810 | 0.06110 | 105 | 73 | 24 | 8 |
662 | It's reversible! Who knew?! | 1.3810 | 0.05802 | 105 | 71 | 28 | 6 |
663 | It’s after 6. | 1.3810 | 0.06755 | 84 | 58 | 20 | 6 |
664 | It does wonders for my double chin. | 1.3810 | 0.06755 | 84 | 58 | 20 | 6 |
665 | I can get through doors like a boss. i just can't back up! | 1.3810 | 0.06316 | 84 | 56 | 24 | 4 |
666 | I think I figured it out | 1.3810 | 0.06316 | 84 | 56 | 24 | 4 |
667 | I know, I know... my owner is dyslexic! | 1.3804 | 0.07056 | 92 | 67 | 15 | 10 |
668 | You say cone of shame. I say collar of awesomeness! | 1.3804 | 0.06152 | 92 | 62 | 25 | 5 |
669 | Wait till you go for a drive and stick your head out the window. | 1.3804 | 0.06529 | 92 | 64 | 21 | 7 |
670 | You're right, you look stupid. | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 69 | 24 | 7 |
671 | Does this make my neck look longer? | 1.3800 | 0.06321 | 100 | 70 | 22 | 8 |
672 | I don't know what you're weaing, but mine's a lamp shade. | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 69 | 24 | 7 |
673 | Fauci says this way is better. | 1.3800 | 0.06633 | 100 | 72 | 18 | 10 |
674 | Yeah...they're dyslexic. | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 69 | 24 | 7 |
675 | It's cut five minutes off my commute. | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 69 | 24 | 7 |
676 | No, I can’t lick mine either. | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 69 | 24 | 7 |
677 | So who's gonna sniff what? | 1.3797 | 0.06814 | 79 | 54 | 20 | 5 |
678 | Yours, Elizabethan. Mine, Dutch renaissance. | 1.3797 | 0.06814 | 79 | 54 | 20 | 5 |
679 | Zoom vet appointments rock. | 1.3796 | 0.06131 | 108 | 76 | 23 | 9 |
680 | I just can’t breathe as well when I wear it the right way! | 1.3796 | 0.05537 | 108 | 77 | 23 | 8 |
681 | You need to think outside the cone. | 1.3796 | 0.06131 | 108 | 76 | 23 | 9 |
682 | Told you my owner’s an idiot. | 1.3796 | 0.06541 | 108 | 79 | 17 | 12 |
683 | Haven't I taught you anything about being cool? | 1.3793 | 0.06983 | 87 | 62 | 17 | 8 |
684 | Docking sequence initiated. | 1.3793 | 0.06383 | 87 | 59 | 23 | 5 |
685 | And then it got REALLY windy. | 1.3793 | 0.06983 | 87 | 62 | 17 | 8 |
686 | He never reads the instructions | 1.3793 | 0.05955 | 116 | 82 | 24 | 10 |
687 | It comes off completely once I get the second vaccine shot. | 1.3793 | 0.06983 | 87 | 62 | 17 | 8 |
688 | Inversion therapy. I feel so liberated. You should try it. | 1.3793 | 0.06983 | 87 | 62 | 17 | 8 |
689 | I'm entering the convent so I can't see you anymore. | 1.3793 | 0.06383 | 87 | 59 | 23 | 5 |
690 | ...I live in Brooklyn now | 1.3793 | 0.06589 | 87 | 60 | 21 | 6 |
691 | Yeah, I saw it on TikTok | 1.3793 | 0.07535 | 87 | 65 | 11 | 11 |
692 | 'I was just tired of the echo, mate!" | 1.3793 | 0.06589 | 87 | 60 | 21 | 6 |
693 | Insurance covered the materials, but not the labor. | 1.3793 | 0.06383 | 87 | 59 | 23 | 5 |
694 | OK, watch again. I'll do it slowly. | 1.3789 | 0.06203 | 95 | 65 | 24 | 6 |
695 | Who's to say everyone else isn't wearing it wrong. | 1.3789 | 0.06203 | 95 | 65 | 24 | 6 |
696 | It's easy! Just stick your head out the window. | 1.3789 | 0.06554 | 95 | 67 | 20 | 8 |
697 | Just freshening up my Zoom look a little. | 1.3789 | 0.06381 | 95 | 66 | 22 | 7 |
698 | I'm a lucky dog. My vet is dyslexic! | 1.3789 | 0.06723 | 95 | 68 | 18 | 9 |
699 | My veterinarian believes in reverse psychology. | 1.3786 | 0.06634 | 103 | 75 | 17 | 11 |
700 | Now can you hear me? | 1.3786 | 0.05539 | 103 | 68 | 31 | 4 |
701 | Don't look up when it rains. | 1.3786 | 0.06340 | 103 | 73 | 21 | 9 |
702 | No wonder you're getting better reception | 1.3786 | 0.06033 | 103 | 71 | 25 | 7 |
703 | Monday vs. Friday | 1.3780 | 0.06640 | 82 | 56 | 21 | 5 |
704 | They say to save the K9-95s for emotional support dogs. | 1.3780 | 0.06863 | 82 | 57 | 19 | 6 |
705 | Next time you're on the freeway just stick your head out the window. | 1.3778 | 0.07168 | 90 | 66 | 14 | 10 |
706 | Yeah, I upgraded from the Cone of Shame to the Cone of Triumph. | 1.3778 | 0.06811 | 90 | 64 | 18 | 8 |
707 | I was going more for an RBG look. | 1.3778 | 0.06237 | 90 | 61 | 24 | 5 |
708 | What are you looking at? You've never seen an innie before? | 1.3778 | 0.06434 | 90 | 62 | 22 | 6 |
709 | It was the vet tech's first day on the job. I didn't have the heart. | 1.3778 | 0.06434 | 90 | 62 | 22 | 6 |
710 | You can flip that thing around after your second vaccination. | 1.3778 | 0.06033 | 90 | 60 | 26 | 4 |
711 | Yes, it is windy outside. How'd you know? | 1.3778 | 0.06237 | 90 | 61 | 24 | 5 |
712 | Don' t look up in a rain storm. | 1.3778 | 0.05823 | 90 | 61 | 25 | 4 |
713 | I thought with Spring coming around I'd opt for the convertible model | 1.3778 | 0.06530 | 90 | 65 | 17 | 8 |
714 | I joined the ministry. | 1.3778 | 0.06625 | 90 | 63 | 20 | 7 |
715 | I'm fine, it's just a lampshade from the kennel office party. | 1.3776 | 0.06728 | 98 | 71 | 17 | 10 |
716 | That was some windstorm! | 1.3776 | 0.06570 | 98 | 70 | 19 | 9 |
717 | My owners are anti-maskers. | 1.3776 | 0.06728 | 98 | 71 | 17 | 10 |
718 | They give me a nice warm home and they feed me but they really are stupid. | 1.3774 | 0.05912 | 106 | 73 | 26 | 7 |
719 | I suppose I could lick them for you just this once. | 1.3774 | 0.06062 | 106 | 74 | 24 | 8 |
720 | One hellava New Year's party, eh? | 1.3772 | 0.05487 | 114 | 77 | 31 | 6 |
721 | I had a say in the matter | 1.3765 | 0.06477 | 85 | 58 | 22 | 5 |
722 | Is this a great synchronicity or what? We were meant to meet. | 1.3765 | 0.06029 | 85 | 56 | 26 | 3 |
723 | Mine also came in red but I couldn't tell the difference. | 1.3765 | 0.06896 | 85 | 60 | 18 | 7 |
724 | 'Well, at least I don't collect rainwater.' | 1.3765 | 0.06477 | 85 | 58 | 22 | 5 |
725 | I stood in front of a fan for two hours | 1.3765 | 0.07096 | 85 | 61 | 16 | 8 |
726 | I wanted something that would bring out my eyes. | 1.3765 | 0.06029 | 85 | 56 | 26 | 3 |
727 | Everything changed when I realized you can roll down the window yourself! | 1.3765 | 0.07291 | 85 | 62 | 14 | 9 |
728 | Actually, it makes me faster. | 1.3765 | 0.06690 | 85 | 59 | 20 | 6 |
729 | Despite appearances, I'm listening. | 1.3763 | 0.06099 | 93 | 63 | 25 | 5 |
730 | If you saw the way my human wears his hat you would understand. | 1.3763 | 0.06649 | 93 | 66 | 19 | 8 |
731 | So I take it you haven't gotten your vaccine yet. | 1.3763 | 0.06649 | 93 | 66 | 19 | 8 |
732 | You look ridiculous, I told you not to go to a walk-in clinic. | 1.3763 | 0.06471 | 93 | 65 | 21 | 7 |
733 | It's completely changed my perspective. | 1.3763 | 0.06649 | 93 | 66 | 19 | 8 |
734 | Aerodynamically superior at the car window. | 1.3763 | 0.06471 | 93 | 65 | 21 | 7 |
735 | It's Prada | 1.3762 | 0.05946 | 101 | 69 | 26 | 6 |
736 | You were playing with a lamp too? | 1.3762 | 0.06872 | 101 | 75 | 14 | 12 |
737 | And it really cuts down on wind resistance. | 1.3762 | 0.05603 | 101 | 67 | 30 | 4 |
738 | I didn't have surgery. I just think I look cool! | 1.3761 | 0.06222 | 109 | 78 | 21 | 10 |
739 | Haven't heard this well in years. | 1.3750 | 0.06497 | 96 | 68 | 20 | 8 |
740 | I get walked on the road less traveled. | 1.3750 | 0.06497 | 96 | 68 | 20 | 8 |
741 | My owner doesn't wear his mask over his nose either! | 1.3750 | 0.07199 | 80 | 57 | 16 | 7 |
742 | You can't believe how windy it was! | 1.3750 | 0.06725 | 88 | 62 | 19 | 7 |
743 | No - just Google it - the instructions are online. | 1.3750 | 0.06139 | 104 | 73 | 23 | 8 |
744 | I just asked. | 1.3750 | 0.07199 | 80 | 57 | 16 | 7 |
745 | We're Quakers. | 1.3750 | 0.05498 | 104 | 69 | 31 | 4 |
746 | Yes, of course, it cost extra. | 1.3750 | 0.06917 | 88 | 63 | 17 | 8 |
747 | My people haven't noticed yet. Want me to lick that for you? | 1.3750 | 0.06917 | 88 | 63 | 17 | 8 |
748 | Gesundheit, and thank you. | 1.3750 | 0.07292 | 96 | 73 | 10 | 13 |
749 | I’m a pilgrim. Let me guess: you’re a lampshade? | 1.3750 | 0.06826 | 96 | 70 | 16 | 10 |
750 | My vet's into alternative medicine | 1.3750 | 0.06528 | 88 | 61 | 21 | 6 |
751 | This way's better on a windy day. | 1.3750 | 0.06151 | 96 | 66 | 24 | 6 |
752 | My human drinks. | 1.3750 | 0.06506 | 80 | 54 | 22 | 4 |
753 | I am Beldar, I come from France | 1.3750 | 0.06000 | 80 | 52 | 26 | 2 |
754 | I'm not injured, just starved for attention. | 1.3750 | 0.06917 | 88 | 63 | 17 | 8 |
755 | It was slowing me down” | 1.3750 | 0.06290 | 104 | 74 | 21 | 9 |
756 | See what slipping the vet a $20 gets ya? | 1.3737 | 0.06190 | 99 | 69 | 23 | 7 |
757 | Your vet is an idiot. | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
758 | I still can't get to mine, but I'd be happy to take care of yours! | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
759 | Actually, it's a ruff. | 1.3737 | 0.06021 | 99 | 68 | 25 | 6 |
760 | Well, MY family came over on the Mayflower! | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
761 | I am starting a revolution. | 1.3737 | 0.06021 | 99 | 68 | 25 | 6 |
762 | Admit it, we’re cut out for each other! | 1.3737 | 0.06021 | 99 | 68 | 25 | 6 |
763 | Your human doesn't wear a mask properly, does he? | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
764 | The key is to find a good headwind. | 1.3736 | 0.06748 | 91 | 65 | 18 | 8 |
765 | Well, I’m an Australian Shepherd so our cones go the other way. | 1.3736 | 0.06748 | 91 | 65 | 18 | 8 |
766 | You'll see. Just open that car window ... You only make that mistake once! | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
767 | The wind was just awful out there today. | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
768 | I can't scratch my ears, but at least I can lick myself. | 1.3736 | 0.06565 | 91 | 64 | 20 | 7 |
769 | I'm telling you, ever since I made the switch I've been reading more, eating healthy, working on my self affirmations, keeping in touch with my parents – I was hesitant too at first, but you really gotta try this one out. | 1.3736 | 0.06565 | 91 | 64 | 20 | 7 |
770 | Dude, it's about aerodynamics. | 1.3735 | 0.06112 | 83 | 55 | 25 | 3 |
771 | I don’t know... It depends on how you handle it. | 1.3735 | 0.06112 | 83 | 55 | 25 | 3 |
772 | It's backwards day at my kennel. | 1.3735 | 0.06795 | 83 | 58 | 19 | 6 |
773 | I mean it is more aerodynamic, but I still can’t sniff my butt | 1.3735 | 0.07415 | 83 | 61 | 13 | 9 |
774 | I sprained my neck in the Iditarod, you? | 1.3727 | 0.06038 | 110 | 78 | 23 | 9 |
775 | It all comes down to function verses fashion. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
776 | „Well, I was strolling around the internet yesterday and came across this very interesting article on Feng Shui.“ | 1.3727 | 0.06309 | 110 | 80 | 19 | 11 |
777 | I tried that- I kept getting blown into the back seat. | 1.3725 | 0.06061 | 102 | 71 | 24 | 7 |
778 | Stick your head out the window as far as you can. | 1.3725 | 0.06671 | 102 | 75 | 16 | 11 |
779 | Going 60 with my head out the window, that's how. | 1.3725 | 0.06373 | 102 | 73 | 20 | 9 |
780 | Hey, yours is an outie! | 1.3725 | 0.06219 | 102 | 72 | 22 | 8 |
781 | Look on the bright side. At least you can still drag your butt across the carpet. | 1.3725 | 0.06219 | 102 | 72 | 22 | 8 |
782 | Wow! You are a cone half empty kind of person, aren't you? | 1.3725 | 0.06061 | 102 | 71 | 24 | 7 |
783 | Nah, I just poked my head into a lamp. | 1.3723 | 0.06590 | 94 | 67 | 19 | 8 |
784 | I heard on Fox News this is better than the vaccine | 1.3723 | 0.06590 | 94 | 67 | 19 | 8 |
785 | We'll don't you look stupid. | 1.3723 | 0.06590 | 94 | 67 | 19 | 8 |
786 | I got it at IKEA and put it together myself. Why? | 1.3723 | 0.06414 | 94 | 66 | 21 | 7 |
787 | I've been studying aerodynamics. | 1.3723 | 0.06047 | 94 | 64 | 25 | 5 |
788 | All you have to do is find a really small doggie door. | 1.3723 | 0.06414 | 94 | 66 | 21 | 7 |
789 | He also puts food in the water bowl | 1.3723 | 0.06590 | 94 | 67 | 19 | 8 |
790 | My owner wears his mask under his nose | 1.3721 | 0.06829 | 86 | 61 | 18 | 7 |
791 | No, you look great! Off-the-shoulder really suits you. | 1.3721 | 0.06626 | 86 | 60 | 20 | 6 |
792 | - This is how they are styling it these days. | 1.3721 | 0.06416 | 86 | 59 | 22 | 5 |
793 | It's the equivalent of a human wearing a mask under their nose. | 1.3721 | 0.07219 | 86 | 63 | 14 | 9 |
794 | You're Elizabethan, I'm Puritan. | 1.3721 | 0.06416 | 86 | 59 | 22 | 5 |
795 | I don’t mind it, I actually find it quite slimming. | 1.3721 | 0.06829 | 86 | 61 | 18 | 7 |
796 | ...they told me it’s called a lobotomy - what did you get done?! | 1.3721 | 0.06416 | 86 | 59 | 22 | 5 |
797 | As Quakers we try to avoid doggerl. | 1.3718 | 0.07093 | 78 | 55 | 17 | 6 |
798 | I have a job interview | 1.3717 | 0.05922 | 113 | 80 | 24 | 9 |
799 | The homework I ate was about dyslexia. | 1.3714 | 0.06527 | 105 | 77 | 17 | 11 |
800 | Have you heard my vet’s been sued for malpractice? | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
801 | Oh nothing like that, I just broke a lamp. | 1.3711 | 0.05920 | 97 | 66 | 26 | 5 |
802 | Does my bum look big in this? | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
803 | You didn't know they're reversible? | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
804 | Mine’s a Tesla | 1.3711 | 0.06442 | 97 | 69 | 20 | 8 |
805 | I really feel like I've turned things around. | 1.3711 | 0.05920 | 97 | 66 | 26 | 5 |
806 | this will improve your mileage immensely | 1.3711 | 0.05920 | 97 | 66 | 26 | 5 |
807 | I didn't go to the vet, I went to the nunnery. | 1.3711 | 0.06273 | 97 | 68 | 22 | 7 |
808 | I just wish I'd stuck my head out the window sooner. | 1.3711 | 0.06606 | 97 | 70 | 18 | 9 |
809 | Wearing it that way is sooo last season | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
810 | Come on Boomer, you’ve got to think out of the cone! | 1.3710 | 0.05117 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
811 | My vet did undergrad at the New School. | 1.3708 | 0.06468 | 89 | 62 | 21 | 6 |
812 | It's more slimming if you wear it this way. | 1.3708 | 0.06060 | 89 | 60 | 25 | 4 |
813 | My master works in fashion. | 1.3708 | 0.06851 | 89 | 64 | 17 | 8 |
814 | It all depends on your interpretation of the Handmaids Tail. | 1.3708 | 0.06662 | 89 | 63 | 19 | 7 |
815 | My owner is an aeronautical engineer. | 1.3708 | 0.06468 | 89 | 62 | 21 | 6 |
816 | You will never make it out the doggie door. | 1.3708 | 0.06468 | 89 | 62 | 21 | 6 |
817 | I didn’t know it was reversible! | 1.3707 | 0.05548 | 116 | 80 | 29 | 7 |
818 | What do you mean I’m wearing it wrong? You can’t even lick your junk with it on like that. | 1.3707 | 0.06425 | 116 | 87 | 15 | 14 |
819 | It really doesn't matter, I can't reach mine either. | 1.3704 | 0.07545 | 81 | 60 | 12 | 9 |
820 | I hate fashion week! | 1.3704 | 0.07124 | 81 | 58 | 16 | 7 |
821 | I'm a Pilgrim now. | 1.3704 | 0.07124 | 81 | 58 | 16 | 7 |
822 | Cup or cone? | 1.3704 | 0.07338 | 81 | 59 | 14 | 8 |
823 | Don't ask, don't get. | 1.3704 | 0.06197 | 81 | 56 | 21 | 4 |
824 | Yes,you do hear better. But I think I look slimmer. | 1.3704 | 0.06442 | 81 | 55 | 22 | 4 |
825 | What channels do you get? | 1.3704 | 0.07124 | 81 | 58 | 16 | 7 |
826 | How do you know I bought mine at IKEA? | 1.3704 | 0.05596 | 108 | 76 | 25 | 7 |
827 | Let’s agree to disagree | 1.3704 | 0.06904 | 81 | 57 | 18 | 6 |
828 | RBG is my spirit animal. | 1.3704 | 0.06904 | 81 | 57 | 18 | 6 |
829 | You see Mark, what limits us is the same. It's how we face those limitations that defines us. | 1.3704 | 0.06321 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
830 | Comfort is more important than efficacy. | 1.3704 | 0.06197 | 81 | 54 | 24 | 3 |
831 | I prefer the Edwardian to the Elizabethan. | 1.3704 | 0.06904 | 81 | 57 | 18 | 6 |
832 | Newest CDC guidelines | 1.3701 | 0.05679 | 127 | 91 | 25 | 11 |
833 | I'm not kidding. Run as fast as you can and this thing flips back! | 1.3700 | 0.06139 | 100 | 70 | 23 | 7 |
834 | That's ok, you should see how he puts the sweater on the cat. | 1.3700 | 0.06614 | 100 | 73 | 17 | 10 |
835 | It's easier to discern the context of events unfolding around me. | 1.3696 | 0.05929 | 92 | 62 | 26 | 4 |
836 | Welcome to Australia. | 1.3696 | 0.07035 | 92 | 68 | 14 | 10 |
837 | I just got off the Mayflower. Which ship are you from? | 1.3696 | 0.06506 | 92 | 65 | 20 | 7 |
838 | The aerodynamics are a lot better when you're chasing parked cars. | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 63 | 24 | 5 |
839 | Open window on the freeway, that's how! | 1.3696 | 0.06320 | 92 | 64 | 22 | 6 |
840 | It's not funny, my vet has dyslexia! | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 63 | 24 | 5 |
841 | Yeah, my vet was a huge RBG fan. | 1.3696 | 0.06506 | 92 | 65 | 20 | 7 |
842 | I want to put the last four years in the rearview mirror! | 1.3696 | 0.06687 | 92 | 66 | 18 | 8 |
843 | Go in peace my pup ... your prayers will be answered. | 1.3696 | 0.07035 | 92 | 68 | 14 | 10 |
844 | Nice collar” - “Nice hat | 1.3696 | 0.06863 | 92 | 67 | 16 | 9 |
845 | some days you wear the cone, other days the cone wears you. | 1.3696 | 0.07035 | 92 | 68 | 14 | 10 |
846 | I have a doctor’s note. | 1.3696 | 0.06687 | 92 | 66 | 18 | 8 |
847 | It’s more aerodynamic for faster recovery! | 1.3696 | 0.06687 | 92 | 66 | 18 | 8 |
848 | I’m tired of being a good boy. | 1.3694 | 0.05568 | 111 | 76 | 29 | 6 |
849 | I asked for the cone of self confidence! | 1.3690 | 0.06287 | 84 | 57 | 23 | 4 |
850 | I once thought the way you do. | 1.3690 | 0.06511 | 84 | 58 | 21 | 5 |
851 | My tail was chasing me. | 1.3690 | 0.06287 | 84 | 57 | 23 | 4 |
852 | You think I look stupid? Go check your reflection in the toilet bowl! | 1.3690 | 0.06511 | 84 | 58 | 21 | 5 |
853 | I know, right? | 1.3690 | 0.06728 | 84 | 59 | 19 | 6 |
854 | And I look ridiculous? | 1.3690 | 0.06055 | 84 | 56 | 25 | 3 |
855 | Dude, you can't trust everything you read on the Internet. | 1.3690 | 0.06287 | 84 | 57 | 23 | 4 |
856 | I’m getting much better gas mileage now. | 1.3690 | 0.06938 | 84 | 60 | 17 | 7 |
857 | So if I pull your tail does your mouth light up? | 1.3690 | 0.07142 | 84 | 61 | 15 | 8 |
858 | I made a promise I’d leave them alone as long as I could still see them | 1.3690 | 0.07142 | 84 | 61 | 15 | 8 |
859 | It was windy riding in the back of the convertible. | 1.3689 | 0.06321 | 103 | 74 | 20 | 9 |
860 | Have you tried putting it into sport mode? | 1.3689 | 0.06321 | 103 | 74 | 20 | 9 |
861 | You’re projecting again. | 1.3684 | 0.05879 | 114 | 81 | 24 | 9 |
862 | You must have different insurance | 1.3684 | 0.07216 | 76 | 54 | 16 | 6 |
863 | Trust me, when it snows, you'll be happy you did. | 1.3684 | 0.06180 | 95 | 66 | 23 | 6 |
864 | They want me to stop going through the dog door butt first. | 1.3684 | 0.06532 | 95 | 68 | 19 | 8 |
865 | I tell you the world looks bigger this way. | 1.3684 | 0.06180 | 95 | 66 | 23 | 6 |
866 | if you push your head into the toilet real hard it flips over! | 1.3684 | 0.07185 | 95 | 72 | 11 | 12 |
867 | So, I’ve been thinking outside the cone. | 1.3684 | 0.06180 | 95 | 66 | 23 | 6 |
868 | Just my luck I was rescued from the pound by a Pilgrim. | 1.3679 | 0.05738 | 106 | 73 | 27 | 6 |
869 | I'll lick yours if you scratch mine | 1.3678 | 0.06143 | 87 | 59 | 24 | 4 |
870 | My bark is not as loud, but I can run way faster. | 1.3678 | 0.06356 | 87 | 60 | 22 | 5 |
871 | We both look stupid! | 1.3678 | 0.06356 | 87 | 60 | 22 | 5 |
872 | You’ll never get in looking like that. | 1.3678 | 0.06764 | 87 | 62 | 18 | 7 |
873 | Oh, it's not medical. ...just a dog collar designed by Elon Musk. | 1.3678 | 0.06563 | 87 | 61 | 20 | 6 |
874 | You want to get noticed these days, you gotta think outside the cone. | 1.3678 | 0.06563 | 87 | 61 | 20 | 6 |
875 | I hired a lawyer. | 1.3673 | 0.06549 | 98 | 71 | 18 | 9 |
876 | Yes, my veterinarian is Dutch . . . why do you ask? | 1.3673 | 0.06048 | 98 | 68 | 24 | 6 |
877 | Laugh all you want, but I just logged a personal best chasing that car down the block. | 1.3673 | 0.06387 | 98 | 70 | 20 | 8 |
878 | Rough ruff, Ralph. | 1.3673 | 0.06048 | 98 | 68 | 24 | 6 |
879 | I'll take form over function anytime. | 1.3673 | 0.06549 | 98 | 71 | 18 | 9 |
880 | You’re wearing it wrong. Dr. Fauci said so. | 1.3673 | 0.06220 | 98 | 69 | 22 | 7 |
881 | It was reversal surgery. | 1.3671 | 0.06540 | 79 | 54 | 21 | 4 |
882 | I have a forward thinking veterinarian" | 1.3671 | 0.06287 | 79 | 53 | 23 | 3 |
883 | This comes in handy when I'm having lobster. | 1.3671 | 0.06287 | 79 | 53 | 23 | 3 |
884 | I don't care if you do get better reception. This is way more comfortable. | 1.3671 | 0.06783 | 79 | 55 | 19 | 5 |
885 | It's not as if he wears his own mask properly either. | 1.3671 | 0.07019 | 79 | 56 | 17 | 6 |
886 | Much more comfortable this way. When I hear them come in, I switch it back. | 1.3671 | 0.06540 | 79 | 54 | 21 | 4 |
887 | I find it works just as well, without the shame. | 1.3671 | 0.06540 | 79 | 54 | 21 | 4 |
888 | Mine is Prada. | 1.3671 | 0.06287 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
889 | No offence, but you look ridiculous. | 1.3671 | 0.06783 | 79 | 55 | 19 | 5 |
890 | No, by law she has to offer you a reasonable accommodation. | 1.3667 | 0.06211 | 90 | 62 | 23 | 5 |
891 | I got stuck in a lampshade. What happened to you? | 1.3667 | 0.06409 | 90 | 63 | 21 | 6 |
892 | I convinced her that this retro look was more fashionable. | 1.3667 | 0.06211 | 90 | 62 | 23 | 5 |
893 | You gotta think outside the cone. | 1.3667 | 0.06787 | 90 | 65 | 17 | 8 |
894 | I don't know whether I'm coming or going, either. | 1.3667 | 0.06601 | 90 | 64 | 19 | 7 |
895 | Alcohol was involved.... | 1.3667 | 0.06409 | 90 | 63 | 21 | 6 |
896 | Handmaid’s Tale, huh? I’m The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. | 1.3667 | 0.07146 | 90 | 67 | 13 | 10 |
897 | You can fit through the hole in the fence too if you run fast enough | 1.3667 | 0.06007 | 90 | 61 | 25 | 4 |
898 | No, I'm not injured. I just got in a row with a lampshade. | 1.3667 | 0.05790 | 120 | 86 | 24 | 10 |
899 | My vet's dyslexic -who knew? | 1.3663 | 0.06249 | 101 | 72 | 21 | 8 |
900 | I go to a discount vet. Why do you ask? | 1.3663 | 0.05924 | 101 | 70 | 25 | 6 |
901 | It's a bit less Elizabethan, and I can still chew my feet. | 1.3663 | 0.05924 | 101 | 70 | 25 | 6 |
902 | Can I lick anything for you? | 1.3663 | 0.06708 | 101 | 75 | 15 | 11 |
903 | I was like that once, but I managed to turn things around. | 1.3663 | 0.06249 | 101 | 72 | 21 | 8 |
904 | You only wear it like that after Labor Day | 1.3663 | 0.05924 | 101 | 70 | 25 | 6 |
905 | Are you high? | 1.3663 | 0.06406 | 101 | 73 | 19 | 9 |
906 | Of course you look good in the mirror; that's what they want you to think. | 1.3659 | 0.06834 | 82 | 58 | 18 | 6 |
907 | The doggie door won. | 1.3659 | 0.06610 | 82 | 57 | 20 | 5 |
908 | My owner wears his face mask below his nose, so I told him it was only fair. | 1.3659 | 0.07262 | 82 | 60 | 14 | 8 |
909 | there are good dogs on both sides | 1.3659 | 0.06379 | 82 | 56 | 22 | 4 |
910 | All the millennials are wearing it this way. | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
911 | Just take a walk against a high wind. | 1.3656 | 0.06074 | 93 | 64 | 24 | 5 |
912 | You’re such a traditionalist, Bob. I prefer the RBG cone styling | 1.3656 | 0.06627 | 93 | 67 | 18 | 8 |
913 | Am I the converse to your inverse? | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
914 | First he wears his baseball cap backwards. And now this... | 1.3656 | 0.06448 | 93 | 66 | 20 | 7 |
915 | You do it by running real fast through the cat door! | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
916 | Look on the bright side- you're not troubled by hindsight! | 1.3656 | 0.07136 | 93 | 70 | 12 | 11 |
917 | Just put your head out of the car window. Problem solved. | 1.3656 | 0.06074 | 93 | 64 | 24 | 5 |
918 | It’s a “ruff,” get it? | 1.3656 | 0.05677 | 93 | 62 | 28 | 3 |
919 | You think this is bad? Just wait until the reverse vasectomy. | 1.3656 | 0.05467 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
920 | I prefer not to see what they did. | 1.3654 | 0.06561 | 104 | 77 | 16 | 11 |
921 | I think it's so they can tell us apart. | 1.3654 | 0.06120 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
922 | This is the cone of no shame. | 1.3654 | 0.06120 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
923 | You can either be an ice cream cone or a rocket. | 1.3654 | 0.05965 | 104 | 73 | 24 | 7 |
924 | Windy isn’t it? | 1.3654 | 0.06120 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
925 | I say this as a friend. You look ridiculous. | 1.3649 | 0.06823 | 74 | 51 | 19 | 4 |
926 | Is this a reflection of our current political situation? | 1.3649 | 0.06546 | 74 | 50 | 21 | 3 |
927 | it's for speed | 1.3649 | 0.06257 | 74 | 49 | 23 | 2 |
928 | What? I'm Jewish. | 1.3647 | 0.06870 | 85 | 61 | 17 | 7 |
929 | Neutered? No, I knocked over a lamp. | 1.3647 | 0.06870 | 85 | 61 | 17 | 7 |
930 | I'm a messy eater. | 1.3647 | 0.06449 | 85 | 59 | 21 | 5 |
931 | Really, Sam? Popped collar? That’s so last year. | 1.3647 | 0.06228 | 85 | 58 | 23 | 4 |
932 | Think outside the cone, dude. | 1.3647 | 0.06449 | 85 | 59 | 21 | 5 |
933 | I know, I know, but my human is dyslexic and I haven't the heart to correct him. | 1.3647 | 0.07070 | 85 | 62 | 15 | 8 |
934 | My human drives a convertible. | 1.3646 | 0.06642 | 96 | 70 | 17 | 9 |
935 | I prefer to wear it as a shrug. | 1.3646 | 0.06127 | 96 | 67 | 23 | 6 |
936 | My vet is an idiot. | 1.3646 | 0.06806 | 96 | 71 | 15 | 10 |
937 | I'm required to wear it,but they didn't say how. | 1.3646 | 0.06806 | 96 | 71 | 15 | 10 |
938 | She's a little dyslexic... | 1.3646 | 0.05946 | 96 | 66 | 25 | 5 |
939 | Because I can | 1.3646 | 0.05758 | 96 | 65 | 27 | 4 |
940 | You ran into a lamp too? | 1.3646 | 0.06304 | 96 | 68 | 21 | 7 |
941 | It's a lampshade. I just wanted to give you some moral support. | 1.3646 | 0.06475 | 96 | 69 | 19 | 8 |
942 | Where does it itch? | 1.3646 | 0.05758 | 96 | 65 | 27 | 4 |
943 | I have something I want to get off my chest. | 1.3636 | 0.06700 | 88 | 63 | 18 | 7 |
944 | We should make movies and call ourselves the Cone Brothers." | 1.3636 | 0.06494 | 99 | 72 | 18 | 9 |
945 | It makes me more aerodynamic. I caught a mail truck last week. | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
946 | I see you're going for the Elizabethan look. I prefer the Puritan look myself. | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
947 | I’m in a study—I think I may be part of the placebo group... | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
948 | He can't tie a Windsor either | 1.3636 | 0.07374 | 77 | 56 | 14 | 7 |
949 | Potato, Potahto, let's pull the damn things off! | 1.3636 | 0.06892 | 88 | 64 | 16 | 8 |
950 | At least your vet knows what he's doing | 1.3636 | 0.05644 | 99 | 67 | 28 | 4 |
951 | Wow, that was a heck of a sneeze! | 1.3636 | 0.06892 | 88 | 64 | 16 | 8 |
952 | Get with the times, boomer, collar up is so 80's! | 1.3636 | 0.06700 | 88 | 63 | 18 | 7 |
953 | We've given up on western medicine. | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
954 | Same difference, except I look better. | 1.3636 | 0.06642 | 77 | 53 | 20 | 4 |
955 | Sometimes it pays to have a priest for an owner | 1.3636 | 0.06892 | 88 | 64 | 16 | 8 |
956 | I call this look 'throwing some shade' | 1.3636 | 0.06892 | 88 | 64 | 16 | 8 |
957 | F**k the system" | 1.3636 | 0.06895 | 77 | 54 | 18 | 5 |
958 | I don’t think it’s down there anymore any ways | 1.3627 | 0.06504 | 102 | 75 | 17 | 10 |
959 | It's the new model. 40% less pathetic. | 1.3627 | 0.06353 | 102 | 74 | 19 | 9 |
960 | You just have to run VERY fast." | 1.3626 | 0.06540 | 91 | 65 | 19 | 7 |
961 | Yes, my master is a man of the cloth. How did you guess? | 1.3626 | 0.06156 | 91 | 63 | 23 | 5 |
962 | Surgery? I stuck my head through the food bowl. | 1.3626 | 0.06351 | 91 | 64 | 21 | 6 |
963 | At least we can kiss! | 1.3626 | 0.05954 | 91 | 62 | 25 | 4 |
964 | My owners are liberals. | 1.3626 | 0.06540 | 91 | 65 | 19 | 7 |
965 | Seriously, it makes way more sense this way. | 1.3626 | 0.05954 | 91 | 62 | 25 | 4 |
966 | I find I get much better reception. | 1.3626 | 0.06351 | 91 | 64 | 21 | 6 |
967 | Is that a turtle neck? | 1.3626 | 0.06540 | 91 | 65 | 19 | 7 |
968 | Of course I might have it backwards. But the luscious T-bone I just gobbled up says 'NOT' | 1.3626 | 0.06540 | 91 | 65 | 19 | 7 |
969 | Next car ride, we'll see who has the superior drag coefficient. | 1.3626 | 0.06156 | 91 | 63 | 23 | 5 |
970 | I’m much faster since the upgrade ! | 1.3626 | 0.05954 | 91 | 62 | 25 | 4 |
971 | Yeah, my humans aren't really clear on the concept, but at least I'm much more aerodynamic this way. | 1.3626 | 0.05745 | 91 | 61 | 27 | 3 |
972 | Does this make me look slimmer? | 1.3626 | 0.05303 | 91 | 59 | 31 | 1 |
973 | I miss RBG. We were the same size. | 1.3625 | 0.06595 | 80 | 58 | 16 | 6 |
974 | My lawyer is making me wear this for my whiplash case. | 1.3625 | 0.06225 | 80 | 54 | 23 | 3 |
975 | It’s called the Eton Collar. I’m too dignified to bother my nethers. | 1.3625 | 0.07170 | 80 | 58 | 15 | 7 |
976 | A cat showed me. | 1.3625 | 0.06474 | 80 | 55 | 21 | 4 |
977 | Got adopted by an elderly nun. | 1.3625 | 0.06714 | 80 | 56 | 19 | 5 |
978 | That's just like you, Ronan. Wearing it the right way, like a really good boy. | 1.3625 | 0.06945 | 80 | 57 | 17 | 6 |
979 | Yes, your tail is still there. | 1.3625 | 0.06945 | 80 | 57 | 17 | 6 |
980 | I was curious. | 1.3625 | 0.06474 | 80 | 55 | 21 | 4 |
981 | Introvert vs. Extrovert A perfect match | 1.3625 | 0.06714 | 80 | 56 | 19 | 5 |
982 | It's Ruff Lauren. | 1.3625 | 0.06945 | 80 | 57 | 17 | 6 |
983 | I find the science inconclusive. | 1.3625 | 0.06225 | 80 | 54 | 23 | 3 |
984 | . Be honest-- does this make my butt look big? | 1.3625 | 0.06474 | 80 | 55 | 21 | 4 |
985 | Oh no, mine’s a religious thing. | 1.3625 | 0.05965 | 80 | 53 | 25 | 2 |
986 | this way, I can still bite the mailman | 1.3617 | 0.06022 | 94 | 65 | 24 | 5 |
987 | Does this make me look fat? | 1.3617 | 0.06567 | 94 | 68 | 18 | 8 |
988 | No, I'm fine, and I'm going to be a full-fledged nun next Wednesday | 1.3617 | 0.06209 | 94 | 66 | 22 | 6 |
989 | If we work together we can lick this. | 1.3617 | 0.06391 | 94 | 67 | 20 | 7 |
990 | If you turn it around you can still lick your balls. | 1.3617 | 0.06022 | 94 | 65 | 24 | 5 |
991 | It's called aerodynamics and it makes frisbees catchable | 1.3617 | 0.05629 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
992 | It’s the new model. It makes sniffing butts a lot easier. | 1.3617 | 0.06391 | 94 | 67 | 20 | 7 |
993 | Think outside the cone. | 1.3614 | 0.06545 | 83 | 58 | 20 | 5 |
994 | Because I just got my second shot | 1.3614 | 0.06766 | 83 | 59 | 18 | 6 |
995 | What if you’re right and they’re wrong? | 1.3614 | 0.06766 | 83 | 59 | 18 | 6 |
996 | I like how I wear mine better | 1.3614 | 0.06545 | 83 | 58 | 20 | 5 |
997 | My therapist says I’m an extrovert. | 1.3611 | 0.05950 | 108 | 77 | 23 | 8 |
998 | I feel much less pretentious. | 1.3611 | 0.06939 | 72 | 50 | 18 | 4 |
999 | Because my people have Puritan ancestors. | 1.3608 | 0.06250 | 97 | 69 | 21 | 7 |
1000 | I turned my cone from shame to fame! | 1.3608 | 0.06903 | 97 | 73 | 13 | 11 |
1001 | My vet doesn’t think shaming me is the answer. | 1.3608 | 0.06250 | 97 | 69 | 21 | 7 |
1002 | Actually,I'm a priest. | 1.3608 | 0.06584 | 97 | 71 | 17 | 9 |
1003 | Yes, I turned it around when I left Qanon | 1.3608 | 0.06584 | 97 | 71 | 17 | 9 |
1004 | Yes, I used the doggy door. Why do you ask? | 1.3608 | 0.06903 | 97 | 73 | 13 | 11 |
1005 | My owner embraces alternative facts. | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
1006 | A word of advice, do not stick your head out of a car window on the highway | 1.3605 | 0.07001 | 86 | 63 | 15 | 8 |
1007 | "One of our owners is really dumb." | 1.3605 | 0.06802 | 86 | 62 | 17 | 7 |
1008 | I know it’s on backwards but I still don’t have the balls to see if it works or not . | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
1009 | I'm an anarchist | 1.3605 | 0.06170 | 86 | 59 | 23 | 4 |
1010 | I find it's more slimming this way. | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
1011 | Easy, I stuck my head out the car window ! | 1.3605 | 0.07381 | 86 | 65 | 11 | 10 |
1012 | I know, right? Wanna come watch her put an Ikea together? | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
1013 | Oh, it’s easy. You just have to get a really good run at the dog door. | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
1014 | It's handmade, and there's a tale behind it. | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
1015 | Yours is Protestant; mine is Catholic. | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
1016 | Don't worry. Things will turn around eventually. | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
1017 | I shaved 3 seconds off my lap time just by flipping this thing around. | 1.3605 | 0.07001 | 86 | 63 | 15 | 8 |
1018 | Yer, of course they are reversible | 1.3600 | 0.05777 | 100 | 69 | 26 | 5 |
1019 | This is how The Lamp wears his...makes more sense, I think... | 1.3600 | 0.05949 | 100 | 70 | 24 | 6 |
1020 | Sure but bellbottoms are back in style too. | 1.3600 | 0.05949 | 100 | 70 | 24 | 6 |
1021 | If you had been wearing it my way that vet wouldn't have snuck up on you. | 1.3600 | 0.06439 | 100 | 73 | 18 | 9 |
1022 | What? | 1.3596 | 0.06826 | 89 | 65 | 16 | 8 |
1023 | Then the squirrel jumped through a hole in the fence. | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
1024 | Laugh if you will, but I can outrun you now | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
1025 | Yeah, I assumed you were introverted | 1.3596 | 0.06636 | 89 | 64 | 18 | 7 |
1026 | It totally eliminates the echo. | 1.3596 | 0.06636 | 89 | 64 | 18 | 7 |
1027 | It's Casual Friday. | 1.3596 | 0.06032 | 89 | 61 | 24 | 4 |
1028 | You got yours at the vet!? I got mine at the lamp store. | 1.3596 | 0.06826 | 89 | 65 | 16 | 8 |
1029 | And it also deflects flatulence. | 1.3596 | 0.06636 | 89 | 64 | 18 | 7 |
1030 | I'm hoping this will get me on the cover of Dogue! | 1.3596 | 0.07191 | 89 | 67 | 12 | 10 |
1031 | I'm going to be a clergy dog | 1.3592 | 0.05664 | 103 | 71 | 27 | 5 |
1032 | My aerodynamics have vastly increased. | 1.3592 | 0.06148 | 103 | 74 | 21 | 8 |
1033 | Your father must've been a flashlight; Mine was a lampshade. | 1.3592 | 0.05830 | 103 | 72 | 25 | 6 |
1034 | Just stick your head out the window next time you're out for a drive. | 1.3592 | 0.06301 | 103 | 75 | 19 | 9 |
1035 | Quite a party last night, huh? | 1.3590 | 0.07061 | 78 | 56 | 16 | 6 |
1036 | I'm keeping it this way until my human wears a mask. | 1.3590 | 0.06181 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
1037 | I hear that we're supposed to wear them over our nose. | 1.3590 | 0.06315 | 78 | 53 | 22 | 3 |
1038 | I'm studying for the priesthood. | 1.3590 | 0.06822 | 78 | 55 | 18 | 5 |
1039 | Yeah, I slipped the vet $50, and I can reach everywhere. | 1.3587 | 0.06481 | 92 | 66 | 19 | 7 |
1040 | I dressed myself this morning. | 1.3587 | 0.05696 | 92 | 62 | 27 | 3 |
1041 | That's what they would like you to believe. | 1.3587 | 0.07012 | 92 | 69 | 13 | 10 |
1042 | I appreciate the aerodynamics, but I do envy your amplified bark. | 1.3587 | 0.06101 | 92 | 64 | 23 | 5 |
1043 | Your cone is so old hat. | 1.3585 | 0.06023 | 106 | 76 | 22 | 8 |
1044 | My owner had one job! | 1.3580 | 0.07095 | 81 | 59 | 15 | 7 |
1045 | You're right. I've always been the more outgoing one. | 1.3580 | 0.06874 | 81 | 58 | 17 | 6 |
1046 | Elizabethan collars are so last year. I've updated to a Pilgrim collar. | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
1047 | There's less shame this way. | 1.3580 | 0.06409 | 81 | 56 | 21 | 4 |
1048 | Try running very very fast. | 1.3580 | 0.06874 | 81 | 58 | 17 | 6 |
1049 | Hey, you can still smell butts. | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
1050 | I swear, I’ll never put on a lamp shade at a party again | 1.3580 | 0.07095 | 81 | 59 | 15 | 7 |
1051 | I prefer Puritan over Elizabethan. | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
1052 | ...and when you eat there isn’t that annoying scraping noise on the floor. | 1.3580 | 0.06409 | 81 | 56 | 21 | 4 |
1053 | Well that’s embarrassing | 1.3580 | 0.06874 | 81 | 58 | 17 | 6 |
1054 | Windy out there. | 1.3579 | 0.06155 | 95 | 67 | 22 | 6 |
1055 | If it rains you'll drown. | 1.3579 | 0.06509 | 95 | 69 | 18 | 8 |
1056 | Itchy, no, but I was recently ordained. | 1.3579 | 0.06334 | 95 | 68 | 20 | 7 |
1057 | I wanted to bring a modern look to a classic. | 1.3579 | 0.06334 | 95 | 68 | 20 | 7 |
1058 | Hi, I'm Father Michael"s dog. | 1.3579 | 0.05876 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
1059 | It's symbolic with my owners. They're also anti-maskers. | 1.3579 | 0.06155 | 95 | 67 | 22 | 6 |
1060 | Cone of shame? I say cone of FAME, baby! | 1.3579 | 0.05780 | 95 | 65 | 26 | 4 |
1061 | Is it supposed to rain? | 1.3579 | 0.07164 | 95 | 73 | 10 | 12 |
1062 | The wind was just insane on my way over. | 1.3579 | 0.05970 | 95 | 66 | 24 | 5 |
1063 | They turned it backwards after they found out I filled it with biscuits and just played video games all day. | 1.3578 | 0.05905 | 109 | 78 | 23 | 8 |
1064 | If you think this is backwards, you should see how my human wears his mask. | 1.3571 | 0.05686 | 126 | 92 | 23 | 11 |
1065 | It’s Elizabethan. I’m auditioning for Bridgerton. | 1.3571 | 0.06527 | 98 | 72 | 17 | 9 |
1066 | So I thought to myself, when has a terrier ever listened to direction? | 1.3571 | 0.06527 | 98 | 72 | 17 | 9 |
1067 | My human was annoyed at all the things I was knocking over. But don't worry, because now I just walk backward. | 1.3571 | 0.06022 | 84 | 57 | 24 | 3 |
1068 | ...and it really makes me less wind resistant! | 1.3571 | 0.05664 | 98 | 67 | 27 | 4 |
1069 | I see you're an admirer of Margaret Atwood. | 1.3571 | 0.06527 | 98 | 72 | 17 | 9 |
1070 | Yes, reversible is in this year! | 1.3571 | 0.06195 | 112 | 83 | 18 | 11 |
1071 | I think we're fraternal twins. | 1.3571 | 0.06699 | 84 | 60 | 18 | 6 |
1072 | Careful, it's windy out. | 1.3571 | 0.06481 | 84 | 59 | 20 | 5 |
1073 | I like your vibe | 1.3571 | 0.06699 | 84 | 60 | 18 | 6 |
1074 | Trust me, Mabel. I’m cone sold stober. | 1.3571 | 0.06364 | 98 | 71 | 19 | 8 |
1075 | I’ve been circumcised. What were you in for? | 1.3571 | 0.06910 | 84 | 63 | 13 | 8 |
1076 | I’m a Lampshadedoodle; what are you? | 1.3571 | 0.05847 | 98 | 68 | 25 | 5 |
1077 | No, he isnt a vet. He is a naturopath. | 1.3571 | 0.06910 | 84 | 61 | 16 | 7 |
1078 | No, I entered the seminary. | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
1079 | That's so last year, Bob. | 1.3571 | 0.06699 | 84 | 60 | 18 | 6 |
1080 | My vet trusts me. | 1.3571 | 0.06256 | 84 | 58 | 22 | 4 |
1081 | I guess my owner doesn’t listen to my doctor either. | 1.3571 | 0.06910 | 84 | 61 | 16 | 7 |
1082 | If you think this is bad, you should see how my owner wears his mask | 1.3571 | 0.06686 | 98 | 73 | 15 | 10 |
1083 | I get better reception this way. | 1.3564 | 0.06384 | 101 | 74 | 18 | 9 |
1084 | Let's race - I'm more aerodynamic now! | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 72 | 22 | 7 |
1085 | Yes, my owner is the one with her mask below her nose. | 1.3564 | 0.06538 | 101 | 75 | 16 | 10 |
1086 | Extrovert, why do you ask? | 1.3564 | 0.06227 | 101 | 73 | 20 | 8 |
1087 | I'll give you the name of my lawyer. | 1.3563 | 0.06327 | 87 | 61 | 21 | 5 |
1088 | Bless you. | 1.3563 | 0.07122 | 87 | 65 | 13 | 9 |
1089 | You should checkout my vet, Barney. He's much more forward thinking. | 1.3563 | 0.06112 | 87 | 60 | 23 | 4 |
1090 | I find the lampshades from the dollar store work just as well ! | 1.3563 | 0.06535 | 87 | 62 | 19 | 6 |
1091 | It's like America these days, half of the people think the other half has it wrong. | 1.3563 | 0.06737 | 87 | 63 | 17 | 7 |
1092 | Better look in the mirror before you start criticizing. | 1.3563 | 0.06737 | 87 | 63 | 17 | 7 |
1093 | Homeschooled, huh? | 1.3563 | 0.06112 | 87 | 60 | 23 | 4 |
1094 | I got caught in a head wind. | 1.3563 | 0.06327 | 87 | 61 | 21 | 5 |
1095 | Seriously- you get a better 5G signal this way! | 1.3563 | 0.06327 | 87 | 61 | 21 | 5 |
1096 | I’m also proactively popping hydroxychloroquine... | 1.3563 | 0.05658 | 87 | 58 | 27 | 2 |
1097 | Actually, mine’s a lampshade. | 1.3562 | 0.07395 | 73 | 53 | 14 | 6 |
1098 | Well, at least there's one advantage to having Eric Trump as my owner. | 1.3562 | 0.07892 | 73 | 55 | 10 | 8 |
1099 | I'll wear it, but damned if I'm going to cover my nose. | 1.3562 | 0.07133 | 73 | 52 | 16 | 5 |
1100 | So I said to her, hey, let's try something new this time | 1.3562 | 0.07892 | 73 | 55 | 10 | 8 |
1101 | I’ve been vaccinated. | 1.3556 | 0.06183 | 90 | 63 | 22 | 5 |
1102 | Your collar is more of an Amy Coney Barrrett and mine is more of a Ruth Bader Ginsburg. | 1.3556 | 0.05765 | 90 | 61 | 26 | 3 |
1103 | No, I didn't get stitches. I joined a convent. | 1.3556 | 0.05765 | 90 | 61 | 26 | 3 |
1104 | Aren't you going to say 'gesundheit'? | 1.3556 | 0.06944 | 90 | 67 | 14 | 9 |
1105 | It's awful windy today. Watch yourself. | 1.3556 | 0.06183 | 90 | 63 | 22 | 5 |
1106 | I walked into a lampshade. What're you in here for? | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
1107 | If it makes you feel any better, I still can't lick my butt. | 1.3556 | 0.06762 | 90 | 66 | 16 | 8 |
1108 | yeah, I got lucky...my master is dislexic... | 1.3553 | 0.06676 | 76 | 53 | 19 | 4 |
1109 | This way, headwind or tailwind, I come out ahead. | 1.3553 | 0.06408 | 76 | 52 | 21 | 3 |
1110 | Sure, if you want to blindly follow the advice of "medical experts" you can wear it like that, but I've done my own research! | 1.3553 | 0.06408 | 76 | 52 | 21 | 3 |
1111 | Lucky for me my owner’s dyslexic | 1.3553 | 0.07656 | 76 | 57 | 11 | 8 |
1112 | The answer,my friend,is blowin in the wind. | 1.3553 | 0.06676 | 76 | 53 | 19 | 4 |
1113 | Sure, it’s less effective this way, but there’s this thing called personal freedom... | 1.3553 | 0.07183 | 76 | 55 | 15 | 6 |
1114 | Hey Ralph! Does this cone make my butt look big? | 1.3553 | 0.06934 | 76 | 54 | 17 | 5 |
1115 | Oh, Rex, that way is soooo last week. | 1.3551 | 0.05827 | 107 | 76 | 24 | 7 |
1116 | I'm telling you man, it's all a hoax. | 1.3548 | 0.06777 | 93 | 69 | 15 | 9 |
1117 | It's completely reversed my shame. | 1.3548 | 0.06602 | 93 | 68 | 17 | 8 |
1118 | Bulldogs, poodles... it's how all the French are wearing them now. | 1.3548 | 0.06238 | 93 | 66 | 21 | 6 |
1119 | True, I can lick and bite myself, but you have better acoustics for barking! | 1.3548 | 0.06777 | 93 | 69 | 15 | 9 |
1120 | Are you getting any signal? | 1.3548 | 0.05851 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
1121 | Yeah, I know it's backwards, but I get less aerodynamic drag and sidestream turbulence at higher velocities. | 1.3548 | 0.06602 | 93 | 68 | 17 | 8 |
1122 | Who’s a good boy now? | 1.3548 | 0.06947 | 93 | 72 | 10 | 11 |
1123 | It's not backwards; it's doggy style. | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
1124 | No, I'm fine, I just knocked over a lamp. | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
1125 | The voices in my head are gone! | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
1126 | only in New York baby!! | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
1127 | I’m a therapy dog. | 1.3544 | 0.06505 | 79 | 55 | 20 | 4 |
1128 | I took 10 seconds off my personal best! | 1.3544 | 0.06986 | 79 | 57 | 16 | 6 |
1129 | Why yes, I am Lucky. What's your name? | 1.3544 | 0.07215 | 79 | 58 | 14 | 7 |
1130 | I've always been somewhat of a contrarian. | 1.3544 | 0.06251 | 79 | 54 | 22 | 3 |
1131 | They tried to tell me the procedure was reversible, too. | 1.3544 | 0.07215 | 79 | 58 | 14 | 7 |
1132 | Hello! I have been vaccinated... | 1.3542 | 0.06102 | 96 | 68 | 22 | 6 |
1133 | This helps my speed - I can get the postman now! | 1.3542 | 0.06102 | 96 | 68 | 22 | 6 |
1134 | I got the idea on Etsy. | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
1135 | Can you hear me better now? | 1.3540 | 0.05611 | 113 | 80 | 26 | 7 |
1136 | My owner never reads the instructions. | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
1137 | I think you wouldn't be so narrow-minded if you didn't turn up your collar to everything. | 1.3537 | 0.06578 | 82 | 58 | 19 | 5 |
1138 | I’m medically exempt from wearing the cone forwards. | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
1139 | It covers my double chin. | 1.3535 | 0.06310 | 99 | 72 | 19 | 8 |
1140 | But, Dad - all the kids are wearing them backwards these days. | 1.3535 | 0.05974 | 99 | 70 | 23 | 6 |
1141 | I am the dog that thinks outside of the cone. | 1.3535 | 0.05974 | 99 | 70 | 23 | 6 |
1142 | Mine is for speed | 1.3535 | 0.06310 | 99 | 72 | 19 | 8 |
1143 | I’ve never been this aerodynamic before, Ralph. Never. | 1.3535 | 0.05139 | 99 | 68 | 28 | 3 |
1144 | Sister Bertrille! I thought I recognized you. | 1.3529 | 0.06841 | 85 | 62 | 16 | 7 |
1145 | Yeah...and he also hasn't figured out his remote yet. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1146 | These days I identify more as a floor lamp. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1147 | You don't even want to know what I'm being treated for. | 1.3529 | 0.06418 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 5 |
1148 | That must have been some wind. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1149 | I got mine from the lamp in the corner | 1.3529 | 0.06841 | 85 | 62 | 16 | 7 |
1150 | You know, I've heard of a couple of studies that say double-coning is even more effective! | 1.3529 | 0.06196 | 85 | 59 | 22 | 4 |
1151 | It seems like I’m the only one licking in this relationship. | 1.3529 | 0.06176 | 102 | 74 | 20 | 8 |
1152 | I gained a quarter of a mile per hour . | 1.3529 | 0.06196 | 85 | 59 | 22 | 4 |
1153 | I was looking in the mirror when I put it on. | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
1154 | It's easy, just stick your head out the car window. | 1.3529 | 0.06196 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1155 | I'm fine. It's actually the result of a little incident I had with a floor lamp. | 1.3529 | 0.06176 | 102 | 74 | 20 | 8 |
1156 | At least you can hold extra food in yours. | 1.3529 | 0.06196 | 85 | 59 | 22 | 4 |
1157 | My human is dumber than your human, but I like him that way. | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
1158 | Just push your head through the cat door. It works for me every time. | 1.3529 | 0.06196 | 85 | 59 | 22 | 4 |
1159 | That’s ruff | 1.3529 | 0.05966 | 85 | 58 | 24 | 3 |
1160 | It’s the newest style, downward facing cone. | 1.3524 | 0.06199 | 105 | 77 | 19 | 9 |
1161 | Much more aerodynamic, you know. | 1.3523 | 0.05247 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1162 | I hung my head out the window and boom, new collar!! | 1.3523 | 0.06473 | 88 | 63 | 19 | 6 |
1163 | Yeah, at my vet you get a choice” | 1.3523 | 0.06056 | 88 | 61 | 23 | 4 |
1164 | As long as I wear one, I can stay on disability. | 1.3523 | 0.06473 | 88 | 63 | 19 | 6 |
1165 | How did you know I just got back from a car ride? | 1.3523 | 0.06056 | 88 | 61 | 23 | 4 |
1166 | Windy today,huh. | 1.3523 | 0.06473 | 88 | 63 | 19 | 6 |
1167 | Yes sister, but our order is a progressive one. | 1.3523 | 0.06672 | 88 | 64 | 17 | 7 |
1168 | It’s just like a reverse mortgage | 1.3523 | 0.06865 | 88 | 65 | 15 | 8 |
1169 | Why yes, but how did you guess that my master is dyslexic? | 1.3521 | 0.07260 | 71 | 51 | 15 | 5 |
1170 | I'm telling you, it's really windy outside. | 1.3521 | 0.06683 | 71 | 49 | 19 | 3 |
1171 | I'm the Caped Avenger. Who are you?" | 1.3521 | 0.06978 | 71 | 50 | 17 | 4 |
1172 | I found a loophole! | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
1173 | Oh, yours is for resistance? Mine's built for speed. | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1174 | We can’t both be right. | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1175 | Yeah, all ya gotta do is get goin' REAL fast and then go through the doggie door. It worth it, man! | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1176 | How many channels do you get with that dish? | 1.3516 | 0.06698 | 91 | 67 | 16 | 8 |
1177 | Does this collar make me look fat? | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1178 | I’m the designated butt licker | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
1179 | You don't hear the ocean this way. | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
1180 | I find the button down collar just gives a me more professional look. | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
1181 | Let me guess: bingewatching the Handmaid's Tale? | 1.3516 | 0.06698 | 91 | 67 | 16 | 8 |
1182 | It works the same way but much less shame! | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1183 | It’s rather windy outside. | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1184 | I don't care if it's how the kids wear it. | 1.3516 | 0.05925 | 91 | 63 | 24 | 4 |
1185 | Catholic | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1186 | My dad dressed me today. | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
1187 | I needed a neck lift, I was turning into a Sharpei | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1188 | No, really. This is how they wear them in Paris! | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
1189 | In a dog eat dog world I have an advantage ! | 1.3514 | 0.06064 | 74 | 52 | 19 | 3 |
1190 | Me, I’m more of an extrovert. | 1.3514 | 0.05955 | 111 | 81 | 21 | 9 |
1191 | That must be a drag. | 1.3514 | 0.06784 | 74 | 52 | 18 | 4 |
1192 | You're the first one to notice. | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1193 | Backwards? Okay Boomer! | 1.3511 | 0.06542 | 94 | 69 | 17 | 8 |
1194 | Yeah, okay, so it's technically not thinking outside the cone. But you get my point, right? | 1.3511 | 0.06365 | 94 | 68 | 19 | 7 |
1195 | I stuck my head out the window of the car and, voila, it flipped over! | 1.3511 | 0.06365 | 94 | 68 | 19 | 7 |
1196 | Any chewing I can help you with? | 1.3511 | 0.06715 | 94 | 70 | 15 | 9 |
1197 | I can't lick down there either | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
1198 | Do you want to hear the other nine steps to finding a new perspective on life? | 1.3506 | 0.07104 | 77 | 56 | 15 | 6 |
1199 | You got your head cone ass backwards. | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
1200 | My lady voted for Biden. | 1.3506 | 0.06341 | 77 | 53 | 21 | 3 |
1201 | What can I say, they're fashion conscious and I convinced them that this was a better look. | 1.3506 | 0.07341 | 77 | 57 | 13 | 7 |
1202 | No, really. On you it looks good. | 1.3505 | 0.05870 | 97 | 68 | 24 | 5 |
1203 | Let's race. | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
1204 | Despite our differences I think we can still work together. | 1.3505 | 0.06050 | 97 | 69 | 22 | 6 |
1205 | Well for one, I'm dyslexic. | 1.3504 | 0.05472 | 117 | 83 | 27 | 7 |
1206 | Oh, the mask should cover your nose? | 1.3500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 71 | 23 | 6 |
1207 | It has the same effect,but with less shame. | 1.3500 | 0.07138 | 80 | 59 | 14 | 7 |
1208 | All the pups are wearing them like this now | 1.3500 | 0.06256 | 100 | 73 | 19 | 8 |
1209 | It's just a precaution in case my butt tries to try lick my face. | 1.3500 | 0.06872 | 100 | 77 | 11 | 12 |
1210 | You have to get up to 15,maybe 20 miles an hour. | 1.3500 | 0.06256 | 100 | 73 | 19 | 8 |
1211 | I could lick that for you. | 1.3500 | 0.06680 | 80 | 57 | 18 | 5 |
1212 | I think we’re a perfect fit! | 1.3500 | 0.06680 | 80 | 57 | 18 | 5 |
1213 | It’s not as humiliating somehow. | 1.3500 | 0.07138 | 80 | 59 | 14 | 7 |
1214 | I'm sure this is reversible, Frank | 1.3500 | 0.06256 | 100 | 73 | 19 | 8 |
1215 | I humped my human’s mother’s leg. You? | 1.3500 | 0.07138 | 80 | 59 | 14 | 7 |
1216 | Stick my head out of the car window on the way home... works every time. | 1.3496 | 0.05770 | 123 | 91 | 21 | 11 |
1217 | He also thinks hydroxychloroquine will stop covid. | 1.3495 | 0.06429 | 103 | 77 | 16 | 10 |
1218 | Say two Hail Marys and try not to lick there again | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1219 | Next time you're priest and I'm nun. | 1.3495 | 0.06125 | 103 | 75 | 20 | 8 |
1220 | Does my ass look fat? | 1.3495 | 0.06429 | 103 | 77 | 16 | 10 |
1221 | Hind sight is 20/20, my friend. | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
1222 | Let’s just agree to disagree. | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1223 | Doggy day care? More like doggy don't care! | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
1224 | Sore throat. You? | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
1225 | Are you ready to confess your sins? | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
1226 | I still get to lick, just not myself" | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1227 | Potato, potahto. | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
1228 | Deflects the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
1229 | My bark is actually better than my bite now. | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
1230 | It was a very windy day. | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
1231 | It’s ergonomically designed so I can run faster. | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
1232 | I signed an agreement absolving my owners of any responsibility. | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
1233 | They said I can still lick YOUR genitals. | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1234 | I’m part English Trendsetter. | 1.3494 | 0.06045 | 83 | 57 | 23 | 3 |
1235 | Strong wind out there today eh? | 1.3494 | 0.07158 | 83 | 62 | 13 | 8 |
1236 | Ah, the cone of shame... how mortifying. I was blessed with the collar of excellence. | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
1237 | Did you hear, Fauci said Double coning will be next! | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
1238 | I have a doctor's note so I can wear it like this | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
1239 | my therapist said I needed a broader perspective | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
1240 | Dude, I keep telling you. Chicks dig a flipped collar. | 1.3488 | 0.06137 | 86 | 60 | 22 | 4 |
1241 | Oh this? It’s dress rehearsals for my show, Shakespeare in the Bark. | 1.3488 | 0.06773 | 86 | 63 | 16 | 7 |
1242 | My human says we’re extroverts | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
1243 | Run as hard as you can into a stiff wind and, voila. | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
1244 | I told you, it's a casual event. | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
1245 | I prefer the Pilgrim look to the Elizabethan | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
1246 | This is an improvement. My last lady friend had a muzzle. | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
1247 | You know that wind tunnel? | 1.3483 | 0.06001 | 89 | 62 | 23 | 4 |
1248 | You’re comical, I’m conical | 1.3483 | 0.06799 | 89 | 66 | 15 | 8 |
1249 | Mine keeps me from biting my nails. | 1.3478 | 0.05872 | 92 | 64 | 24 | 4 |
1250 | You have a lot to learn about aerodynamics. | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1251 | Wow. It really amplifies your bark! | 1.3478 | 0.05665 | 92 | 63 | 26 | 3 |
1252 | There's no right or wrong; just depends which way the wind is blowing. | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1253 | Yes, I'm a member of the clergy. Why do you ask? | 1.3478 | 0.06814 | 92 | 69 | 14 | 9 |
1254 | I think I got too drunk last night! | 1.3478 | 0.05872 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1255 | Mine's an "in-nie" not an outtie. | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1256 | My owner has dyslexia. Wanna see where he attaches the leash? | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1257 | Never stick your head out of the car window. | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1258 | Because the Vet said that I had achieved herd immunity. | 1.3478 | 0.06636 | 92 | 68 | 16 | 8 |
1259 | 🎶 I did it my way . . . . | 1.3478 | 0.06793 | 69 | 48 | 18 | 3 |
1260 | I have an undisclosed medical condition so I can't wear it right. | 1.3478 | 0.07100 | 69 | 49 | 16 | 4 |
1261 | We're stackable. | 1.3474 | 0.05943 | 95 | 67 | 23 | 5 |
1262 | Trust me. Just keep scraping everything off the coffee table; eventually they'll turn it around. | 1.3474 | 0.06128 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
1263 | I prefer the term 'influencer.' | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1264 | I know it’s inside out. Everything else is in the cleaners. | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1265 | Does it make me look thinner? | 1.3474 | 0.05553 | 95 | 65 | 27 | 3 |
1266 | Listen, you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours. | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1267 | I'm going into the Ministry! | 1.3474 | 0.06128 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
1268 | This is what they really mean by doggy style! | 1.3472 | 0.07951 | 72 | 55 | 9 | 8 |
1269 | It helps to read the directions. | 1.3472 | 0.07175 | 72 | 52 | 15 | 5 |
1270 | I'm quite sure. | 1.3472 | 0.07175 | 72 | 52 | 15 | 5 |
1271 | My owner says there’s no proof that cones work, anyway. | 1.3472 | 0.07701 | 72 | 54 | 11 | 7 |
1272 | This way, I can stick my head out the back window and we still get 32mpg in the city. | 1.3469 | 0.05820 | 98 | 69 | 24 | 5 |
1273 | My vet is dyslexic. I just couldn't bring myself to say anything. | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1274 | Dude! That is SO retro! | 1.3469 | 0.05447 | 98 | 67 | 28 | 3 |
1275 | No, yours is Elizabethan, mine is Pilgrim | 1.3469 | 0.06340 | 98 | 72 | 18 | 8 |
1276 | I wasn't aware that you were Jewish, Rex. | 1.3468 | 0.05955 | 124 | 94 | 17 | 13 |
1277 | That's some wind out there! | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1278 | My vet got his degree online. | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1279 | I stuck my head out the car window. The next thing I knew my peripheral vision had been restored! | 1.3467 | 0.07472 | 75 | 56 | 12 | 7 |
1280 | Mine references the Elizabethan period. How about yours ? | 1.3467 | 0.06710 | 75 | 53 | 18 | 4 |
1281 | Pilgrim. What's your name? | 1.3465 | 0.06361 | 101 | 75 | 17 | 9 |
1282 | But we can still lick each other's butt. | 1.3465 | 0.05061 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1283 | I am now an ordained priest and can make moral decisions as to whom to bite. | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1284 | I’d sue. | 1.3465 | 0.06361 | 101 | 75 | 17 | 9 |
1285 | My veterinarian is Jewish. | 1.3462 | 0.06662 | 104 | 80 | 12 | 12 |
1286 | been there, done that. | 1.3462 | 0.06536 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
1287 | You look so conical. | 1.3462 | 0.06536 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
1288 | I was trying to get through the hole in the fence and it just went "Pop!" | 1.3462 | 0.05920 | 104 | 75 | 22 | 7 |
1289 | I got here as fast as I could | 1.3462 | 0.06075 | 104 | 76 | 20 | 8 |
1290 | And then I said, 'The Elizabethan collar was a symbol of the aristocracy, therefore you must serve me roast beef, salmon and artesian water.' So they relented, and now I can ride with my head out the window." | 1.3462 | 0.06520 | 104 | 79 | 14 | 11 |
1291 | 'It's 2021 Susan, stop letting the vet make decisions for you. Take control.' | 1.3462 | 0.07027 | 78 | 57 | 15 | 6 |
1292 | Don’t ask, I ran through the pet door. | 1.3458 | 0.06383 | 107 | 81 | 15 | 11 |
1293 | I think it has to do with whether they think you are an introvert or extrovert. | 1.3458 | 0.05954 | 107 | 78 | 21 | 8 |
1294 | If you jam it into your owner’s legs enough times, you get an upgrade. | 1.3458 | 0.06100 | 107 | 79 | 19 | 9 |
1295 | My vet's new. | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
1296 | Welcome to Chicago ! When you turn the next corner you will see why they call it the WINDY City! | 1.3458 | 0.05804 | 107 | 77 | 23 | 7 |
1297 | So who licks your balls? | 1.3457 | 0.07062 | 81 | 60 | 14 | 7 |
1298 | G'day mate! | 1.3457 | 0.06840 | 81 | 59 | 16 | 6 |
1299 | I wear it because I am a Puritan breed. | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1300 | Oh. Mine didn't come with instructions. | 1.3457 | 0.06373 | 81 | 57 | 20 | 4 |
1301 | Yes, I can hear you now! | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1302 | It means I’m taken | 1.3457 | 0.07062 | 81 | 60 | 14 | 7 |
1303 | I got tired of just being seen as a lightbulb. | 1.3457 | 0.06373 | 81 | 57 | 20 | 4 |
1304 | They say that opposites attract.......now what? | 1.3457 | 0.05869 | 81 | 55 | 24 | 2 |
1305 | At our place style trumps function | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1306 | I may have been 'fixed,' but my sense of style is still intact. | 1.3457 | 0.07062 | 81 | 60 | 14 | 7 |
1307 | No it’s not backwards, it’s Chanel. | 1.3457 | 0.07278 | 81 | 61 | 12 | 8 |
1308 | Yeah, my owner is not the brightest bulb on the tree | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1309 | I saw a Facebook video about how they’re not really effective anyways, so why does it matter how I wear it? | 1.3457 | 0.07278 | 81 | 61 | 12 | 8 |
1310 | Easy! Just squeeze through the dog door! | 1.3452 | 0.05742 | 84 | 59 | 22 | 3 |
1311 | 'Try facing into the wind' | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1312 | I like to go with the airflow. | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1313 | Aerodynamics! | 1.3452 | 0.06222 | 84 | 59 | 21 | 4 |
1314 | Ok so you can amplify your barks, but I can amplify my farts! | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1315 | Careful going thru the doggie door. | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1316 | It’s a lampshade I found in the trash...point is we gotta stick together. | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1317 | I go to one of those alternative veterinarians. | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1318 | I’m now ordained | 1.3452 | 0.07084 | 84 | 63 | 13 | 8 |
1319 | Hemorrhoids” | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1320 | It's more a support cone than a cone of shame. | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1321 | That whole mirror thing still has me confused. | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1322 | Didn't you get the memo? Tudors are out, Cromwells are in. | 1.3451 | 0.06129 | 113 | 85 | 17 | 11 |
1323 | It reduces drag to improve my chances of catching the mailman. Yours? | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1324 | I’m an innie, you’re an outie. | 1.3448 | 0.06707 | 87 | 64 | 16 | 7 |
1325 | Can you hear the UPS truck sooner? | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1326 | It works the same . You just don't have to put up with the annoying echoes. | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1327 | I prefer the "collar of greatness" to "the cone of shame" | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1328 | I'll clean your nose if you clean my hiney. | 1.3448 | 0.07094 | 87 | 66 | 12 | 9 |
1329 | I’m in Rehab. | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1330 | They wanted me to get through the doggie door to do my business. | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1331 | 'This way I don't get hat hair" | 1.3448 | 0.05856 | 87 | 60 | 24 | 3 |
1332 | Not much of a disguise, but they won't think to castrate a lamp! | 1.3448 | 0.06707 | 87 | 64 | 16 | 7 |
1333 | My vet is a big proponent of alternative medicine | 1.3448 | 0.06903 | 87 | 65 | 14 | 8 |
1334 | I’m more Victorian than Elizabethan. | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
1335 | It’s haute-dog couture, darling. | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
1336 | My human also wears his mask under his chin. | 1.3444 | 0.05946 | 90 | 63 | 23 | 4 |
1337 | Your cape is on backwards. | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
1338 | You were right, it’s too windy outside. | 1.3444 | 0.05510 | 90 | 61 | 27 | 2 |
1339 | Nah, dude. Popped collars aren’t in anymore. | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1340 | You have to flip the narrative. | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1341 | Use your regular voice, now | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1342 | Elizabethan collars are out. RGB collars are all the rage. | 1.3444 | 0.06546 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
1343 | I'm actually fine, I'm just going into the priesthood. | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
1344 | How did the Pixar audition go? | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1345 | I hear you, the sweater was bad enough! | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1346 | Oh.. So you’re an anti-coner. | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1347 | It’s highly likely your owner is smarter than mine. | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
1348 | Your problem is that you attacked the lamp shade from the top. | 1.3441 | 0.06395 | 93 | 68 | 18 | 7 |
1349 | There's a collar mandate, sure, but they didn't say how you have to wear it. | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
1350 | Well,don't know about you, but the last thing I remember was swinging from the light and I woke up like this.. | 1.3441 | 0.06395 | 93 | 68 | 18 | 7 |
1351 | Why Rudy, I didn’t realize you were a cross dresser. | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
1352 | You look different than your profile picture. | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
1353 | They got tired of my amplified barking. | 1.3441 | 0.06921 | 93 | 71 | 12 | 10 |
1354 | It's difficult, but I can still lick my balls. | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
1355 | Not sure. Something about reverse psychology. | 1.3441 | 0.06395 | 93 | 68 | 18 | 7 |
1356 | He said we were going on a walk. Next thing I know I woke up like this. | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
1357 | I ate right through my bowl.How in hell did you do that | 1.3438 | 0.06594 | 96 | 72 | 15 | 9 |
1358 | I just ran through the doggy door at a dead run, like always.... | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1359 | It’s the rage in Paris. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1360 | I have a big favor to ask you. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1361 | Did you also get in a fight with the lamp? | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1362 | I'm telling you, this is going to turn the cone industry on its head. | 1.3434 | 0.05948 | 99 | 71 | 22 | 6 |
1363 | I’ve easily shaved a half second off my average fetch time. | 1.3434 | 0.05948 | 99 | 71 | 22 | 6 |
1364 | Concave. An interesting choice. | 1.3434 | 0.05948 | 99 | 71 | 22 | 6 |
1365 | Pick up any good channels on that thing? | 1.3434 | 0.06119 | 99 | 72 | 20 | 7 |
1366 | But we have the same owner! | 1.3429 | 0.07305 | 70 | 51 | 14 | 5 |
1367 | Looks like we are a perfect fit. | 1.3429 | 0.05384 | 105 | 73 | 28 | 4 |
1368 | I'm an 'inny'. You're an 'outty' . | 1.3429 | 0.07305 | 70 | 51 | 14 | 5 |
1369 | Did I tell you I’d joined the priesthood? | 1.3429 | 0.06176 | 105 | 78 | 18 | 9 |
1370 | But it makes me look younger, don’t you think? | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
1371 | I saw it on TikTok. | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
1372 | The echo was just KILLING me! | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
1373 | At least I can still lick your butt | 1.3425 | 0.07356 | 73 | 54 | 13 | 6 |
1374 | I have to wear it like this until my new cat tattoo heals." | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
1375 | I flip it back right before I get home. They still haven't figured out I can, so please don't say anything. | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
1376 | Why yes, my owner is Jewish. Why do you ask?" | 1.3421 | 0.07387 | 76 | 57 | 12 | 7 |
1377 | Interesting, which one of us is fashion forward. | 1.3421 | 0.06896 | 76 | 55 | 16 | 5 |
1378 | It’s reversible | 1.3421 | 0.06896 | 76 | 55 | 16 | 5 |
1379 | I prefer the more priestly look. | 1.3421 | 0.07146 | 76 | 56 | 14 | 6 |
1380 | Check the seams......I think you have it on inside out. | 1.3421 | 0.06367 | 76 | 53 | 20 | 3 |
1381 | Funny, I can hear you just fine. | 1.3421 | 0.07387 | 76 | 57 | 12 | 7 |
1382 | Some party last night." | 1.3418 | 0.06211 | 79 | 55 | 21 | 3 |
1383 | Hear what? | 1.3418 | 0.06467 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
1384 | You turn me on! | 1.3418 | 0.06467 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
1385 | Never before Memorial Day or after Labor Day. | 1.3418 | 0.06467 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
1386 | No, I haven't been bad. I joined the clergy. | 1.3418 | 0.06467 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
1387 | I always thought my vet was dyslexic. | 1.3418 | 0.06951 | 79 | 58 | 15 | 6 |
1388 | There's no copay, the only catch is he never finished veterinary school. | 1.3418 | 0.07403 | 79 | 60 | 11 | 8 |
1389 | I am a downward dog. | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1390 | I can rip out your stitches for you if you like | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1391 | I got tired of always hearing the sound of the ocean. | 1.3415 | 0.06309 | 82 | 58 | 20 | 4 |
1392 | If I do you, you'll do me? | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
1393 | It's clear, our vets have different opinions! | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1394 | I'm a licker, not a biter | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
1395 | And with the two pair of pants, it's four different outfits. | 1.3415 | 0.07201 | 82 | 62 | 12 | 8 |
1396 | I guess I see things from a different perspective! | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
1397 | Mine’s a Louis Vuitton. Yours? | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
1398 | I've had my vaccine. | 1.3415 | 0.06309 | 82 | 58 | 20 | 4 |
1399 | Either way—it’s supposed to promote healing and human laughter. | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
1400 | Ten bucks says I can beat you in our race today to the fire hydrant. | 1.3415 | 0.06309 | 82 | 58 | 20 | 4 |
1401 | I wanted to be fast enough to catch the mailman | 1.3415 | 0.06309 | 82 | 58 | 20 | 4 |
1402 | Hey Boomer, I’m Gen Y. | 1.3412 | 0.05930 | 85 | 59 | 23 | 3 |
1403 | It's the latest thing, aerodynamically designed for dogs who chase cars. | 1.3412 | 0.05689 | 85 | 58 | 25 | 2 |
1404 | It's easy. Just stick your head out the window on the drive home. | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1405 | I'm not shouting. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1406 | Just ride shotgun. It works every time. | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1407 | Mine? Its for aerodynamics. | 1.3412 | 0.05930 | 85 | 59 | 23 | 3 |
1408 | My vet says it's more aerodynamic. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1409 | It’s easy. When she gets it up past 40, stick your head out the window. Works like a charm. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1410 | It's reversible for fighting. | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1411 | The 1980's called. They want their collar back. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1412 | Some wind! | 1.3412 | 0.05930 | 85 | 59 | 23 | 3 |
1413 | The Elizabethan collar is so pre plague | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1414 | Heh, my owner can’t figure out how I did it either. | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1415 | It sure makes it easier getting out of the dog door. | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
1416 | I think this could lead to a very symbiotic relationship. | 1.3409 | 0.06642 | 88 | 65 | 16 | 7 |
1417 | It’s more of a political statement, really. | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1418 | It just felt too “Handmaid’s Tale” you know? | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
1419 | I'm the nose cone. | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1420 | I know, I know. Was rushed dressing but I've gotten a lot of compliments. | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1421 | It was on sale! | 1.3409 | 0.06836 | 88 | 66 | 14 | 8 |
1422 | I call it the cone of dignity. | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1423 | Windy day huh? | 1.3407 | 0.06294 | 91 | 66 | 19 | 6 |
1424 | Either way, it beats a mask. | 1.3407 | 0.05682 | 91 | 63 | 25 | 3 |
1425 | 75% off | 1.3407 | 0.06670 | 91 | 68 | 15 | 8 |
1426 | I never know if I’m coming or going! | 1.3407 | 0.07027 | 91 | 70 | 11 | 10 |
1427 | Coming or going? | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1428 | Did you get dressed in the dark? | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1429 | It’s like wearing your mask below your nose | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1430 | Would you like me to scratch that for you? | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1431 | It really gives you a different perspective on the world. | 1.3407 | 0.06294 | 91 | 66 | 19 | 6 |
1432 | ...so the acoustics aren’t as good, but it did shave a quarter second off my lap time... | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1433 | It's all fun and games until you need to use the dog door. | 1.3404 | 0.05770 | 94 | 66 | 24 | 4 |
1434 | It got me over ten thousand likes in one hour. | 1.3404 | 0.06515 | 94 | 70 | 16 | 8 |
1435 | The aerodynamics are better, but it’s still a drag. | 1.3404 | 0.06515 | 94 | 70 | 16 | 8 |
1436 | I just had to run really fast. | 1.3404 | 0.06515 | 94 | 70 | 16 | 8 |
1437 | I still like you, but we run in different circles now. | 1.3404 | 0.06515 | 94 | 70 | 16 | 8 |
1438 | It would appear my human is one leash short of a walk in the park. | 1.3404 | 0.05568 | 94 | 65 | 26 | 3 |
1439 | Then they rolled down the window, so I just stuck my head out like I always do. | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1440 | Either way it stinks. | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1441 | I got lucky, my vet is dyslexic. | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1442 | Oh no, I didn't have surgery. I'm Cotton Mather's dog. | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1443 | My vet embraces a hipster style. | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1444 | Clearly we are made for each other | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1445 | Hey, don’t you know anything about aerodynamics? | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1446 | I see you had the trainee vet. | 1.3400 | 0.05360 | 100 | 69 | 28 | 3 |
1447 | On the other hand, some guys do enjoy wind resistance... | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1448 | Want me to lick it for you? | 1.3400 | 0.06547 | 100 | 76 | 14 | 10 |
1449 | And I can run faster too! | 1.3400 | 0.06231 | 100 | 74 | 18 | 8 |
1450 | What can I tell you? He’s a good owner but absolutely refuses to read instructions. | 1.3400 | 0.06067 | 100 | 73 | 20 | 7 |
1451 | I still chew, but I feel guilty about it. | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1452 | No, seriously. This is how we wear them in Australia. | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1453 | Easy, I just went through the pet door. | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1454 | It's great for talking, not so great for listening. | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1455 | It's like an "innie" or an "outie" | 1.3396 | 0.05509 | 106 | 75 | 26 | 5 |
1456 | I was just trying to turn off the lamp. | 1.3396 | 0.06126 | 106 | 79 | 18 | 9 |
1457 | Introvert ------Extrovert | 1.3380 | 0.05999 | 71 | 48 | 22 | 1 |
1458 | The instructions say it's reversible. | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
1459 | That frames your face beautifully! | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
1460 | I was going for more Puritan chic than Edwardian formal. | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
1461 | Well, the so-called ‘experts’ also say not to eat your own poo. | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
1462 | Sorry about your balls, dude. | 1.3378 | 0.07521 | 74 | 56 | 11 | 7 |
1463 | I think he just doesn't know how to draw necks. | 1.3378 | 0.06168 | 74 | 51 | 21 | 2 |
1464 | Vet? That’s why I go to a chiropractor. | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
1465 | Well yeah,but it cuts wind resistance and I can look up when it’s raining. | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1466 | Yeah I run a lot faster now. I look thinner. It’s just really I feel like an all around “better me”. | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1467 | I bought mine at untuckit.com | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1468 | Yeah! I got the part in the upcoming season of Handmaid's Tale! | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
1469 | I'm Australian. | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
1470 | It's how all the dogs are wearing it in Paris! | 1.3377 | 0.07304 | 77 | 58 | 12 | 7 |
1471 | I see that you are not from around here. | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1472 | My vet may be dyslexic, but the thermometer goes in my mouth. | 1.3377 | 0.06299 | 77 | 54 | 20 | 3 |
1473 | Did you jump DOWN through a lampshade? | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1474 | It gives me better mileage! | 1.3377 | 0.06565 | 77 | 55 | 18 | 4 |
1475 | ... and this vet will prescribe mushrooms too. | 1.3375 | 0.05610 | 80 | 54 | 25 | 1 |
1476 | This feels like a Yin-Yang moment. | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
1477 | It's a "think outside the cone" solution. | 1.3375 | 0.07103 | 80 | 60 | 13 | 7 |
1478 | Ask yourself ‘Does the cone shame the dog or does the dog shame the cone?’ | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1479 | I couldn't see the keys to play the piano. | 1.3375 | 0.06148 | 80 | 56 | 21 | 3 |
1480 | I thought the light bulb was a ball. You? | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1481 | One good sneeze will fix it. | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1482 | Car... window... need I say more? | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1483 | The manual says it offers protection without forgoing the pleasure. | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1484 | Thank God my master is a complete idiot. | 1.3373 | 0.07125 | 83 | 63 | 12 | 8 |
1485 | I find that look a bit too preppy for me | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1486 | Wait until you're running into a head wind!" | 1.3373 | 0.06006 | 83 | 58 | 22 | 3 |
1487 | What cone? | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1488 | No, I'm a nun. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1489 | This is a lot more aerodynamic. | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
1490 | It also makes a darling skirt! | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1491 | It’s a retro look, but it’s still evolving. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1492 | Check it out... butt sniffing made easy. | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1493 | That collar is so pre-covid | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1494 | My parents are hipsters. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1495 | Just one more reason to stick your head out of the car window! | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1496 | Listen, scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1497 | Run like the wind, my friend. Run like the wind! | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1498 | Well maybe *your* owner is doing it wrong. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1499 | They forgot about the dog door. | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1500 | You appreciate the improved aerodynamics almost immediately. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1501 | Just wait until it rains... then you’ll wish it was facing the same way mine is. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1502 | Medically, they are both effective, but I get to eat. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1503 | I’m glad you came over - I’’m an introvert. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1504 | And it improves your getaway speed if they drop the leash. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1505 | Mine is to protect my implants. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1506 | Just find yourself a wind tunnel. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1507 | Yep, a recent vet school grad! | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1508 | The science says they really don't work, you know. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1509 | You just gotta run really fast | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
1510 | It’s not put on wrong! My veterinarian is just dyslexic. | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1511 | It's not what you wear, bitch, it's how you wear it. | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
1512 | My crime?—cat chase, lampshade. What you in for? | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1513 | He just got a new convertible and it is FAST! | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1514 | More aerodynamic this way | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1515 | I was going for the Puritan look. | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1516 | "Just sayin', Mildred, maybe it's time for a new look." | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1517 | Well, it was more of a cosmetic procedure | 1.3371 | 0.05967 | 89 | 63 | 22 | 4 |
1518 | I tell you, you don't have to change, it's just a matter of perspective | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1519 | This way my flatulence doesn’t bother me that much. | 1.3371 | 0.05967 | 89 | 63 | 22 | 4 |
1520 | Next time, go up the lamp. | 1.3370 | 0.06786 | 92 | 70 | 13 | 9 |
1521 | All the cool dogs are wearing it backwards these days. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1522 | That was quite a wind! | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1523 | I crashed through a popcorn bucket. You? | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1524 | Dude,your stuck in the cone of silence. | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1525 | I wonder how many are trying out for that retro RCA ad? | 1.3370 | 0.06608 | 92 | 69 | 15 | 8 |
1526 | I'm telling you, just turn and face the wind and you'll be back normal in no time. | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1527 | Hey! I have an innie and you have an outie. | 1.3370 | 0.06786 | 92 | 70 | 13 | 9 |
1528 | The wife makes me wear it in public. This is my small act of defiance. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1529 | Breast reduction. And you? | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1530 | You’re not wearing your mask properly. | 1.3370 | 0.06608 | 92 | 69 | 15 | 8 |
1531 | It accentuates my eyes. | 1.3368 | 0.05817 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1532 | I didn't have the heart to tell them. | 1.3368 | 0.06456 | 95 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
1533 | It's easy! Just stick your head out the window on the expressway. | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1534 | It's called a Conical Canonical and reflects my recent repudiation of humanism. | 1.3368 | 0.05913 | 95 | 68 | 22 | 5 |
1535 | That's exactly how they want you to wear it. Free your mind, man. | 1.3368 | 0.06456 | 95 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
1536 | Well, Meghan is the expert on collaring, and she says Elizabethian is out. | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1537 | Do I still look fat? | 1.3368 | 0.05314 | 95 | 65 | 28 | 2 |
1538 | He's out of network, but worth every penny. | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1539 | But seriously who cares anymore? | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1540 | Welp. I thought it was a cape. | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1541 | I can also do the moonwalk | 1.3368 | 0.05720 | 95 | 67 | 24 | 4 |
1542 | Oh, I see you’re wearing last season’s style. | 1.3368 | 0.05521 | 95 | 66 | 26 | 3 |
1543 | My hooman never reads the instructions. | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
1544 | I prefer this look. Of course, our balls were still cut off. | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1545 | You scratch my back and I lick your balls? Sounds fair. | 1.3367 | 0.06478 | 98 | 74 | 15 | 9 |
1546 | Reversed, it’s no longer a cone of shame, now I’m a member of the clergy. | 1.3367 | 0.06478 | 98 | 74 | 15 | 9 |
1547 | They got me the premium model that converts to this setting for car rides with the window down. | 1.3367 | 0.04907 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1548 | Mine's built for speed! | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1549 | You went to the vet, too?" - "No. I fought a lamp. I won. | 1.3367 | 0.05700 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1550 | I still can't gnaw at myself but I'm way more aerodynamic. | 1.3366 | 0.05677 | 101 | 72 | 24 | 5 |
1551 | My owners believe in reverse psychology. | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
1552 | No I decided to join the church | 1.3366 | 0.06178 | 101 | 75 | 18 | 8 |
1553 | Trust me, it’s easier to lick your balls. | 1.3365 | 0.06203 | 104 | 78 | 17 | 9 |
1554 | I take it you're an introvert? | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1555 | My vet accepts bribes. | 1.3364 | 0.06077 | 107 | 80 | 18 | 9 |
1556 | You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1557 | I stuck my head out the car window and started it new fad. | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1558 | This way I don't get stuck in that damn doggie door. | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1559 | I can get so much more licking done this way. | 1.3333 | 0.05819 | 87 | 61 | 23 | 3 |
1560 | My owner's a nun. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1561 | So you're a "collar-popped-up" kind of guy | 1.3333 | 0.05960 | 78 | 54 | 22 | 2 |
1562 | I would if we were dating. | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1563 | I told you my owner doesn't know his back-end from his head. | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1564 | Your barking’s not as loud, but it’s way easier to stick your head out the car window | 1.3333 | 0.06743 | 69 | 49 | 17 | 3 |
1565 | Hi Flashlight, I'm Sister Lucy | 1.3333 | 0.06888 | 90 | 69 | 12 | 9 |
1566 | He's dyslexic. | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
1567 | It’s easy, just stick your head out of the car window next time. | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1568 | Quite simple, you just have to stand in front of a fan. | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
1569 | Sure, I lose a little in scent and sound collection, but I gain so much aerodynamically. | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1570 | I’m an Australian Shepard. This is how we wear them down under. | 1.3333 | 0.05702 | 84 | 58 | 24 | 2 |
1571 | I don't think you scratching my back if I lick you-know-where is entirely fair. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1572 | I guess I am a bit different. | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1573 | I can run faster this way. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1574 | My humans and I came to a compromise. | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1575 | ...I know, but I gain 1.3 mph more when chasing squirrels. | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1576 | It's simple, just stick your head out the window when they're driving fast. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1577 | You know how we do it... just stick your head out the car window | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1578 | It's Backward Day at obedience school. | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
1579 | Its a convertable! | 1.3333 | 0.05575 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1580 | You’re right, my love of period dramas has gotten out of hand. | 1.3333 | 0.05631 | 102 | 73 | 24 | 5 |
1581 | This is Biden's America. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1582 | It's the aerodynamic model | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1583 | Mine's a Dior. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1584 | Oh that? I'm pre op | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1585 | I know. My owner is left-handed. | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1586 | I was tired of the 'Handmaid's Tale' jokes. | 1.3333 | 0.07912 | 72 | 56 | 8 | 8 |
1587 | The canine equivalent to wearing your mask below your nose. | 1.3333 | 0.07132 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
1588 | It has changed my life! | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1589 | You don't want to see where he puts my leash. | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1590 | Who did yours? | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
1591 | I lucked out, my owner didn't read the manual. | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1592 | They’re using reverse psychology on me. | 1.3333 | 0.06086 | 81 | 57 | 21 | 3 |
1593 | I turned my cone of shame into a fashion statement. | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1594 | OK Boomer | 1.3333 | 0.06283 | 102 | 77 | 16 | 9 |
1595 | it cut 10 seconds on my 100 yard dash time! | 1.3333 | 0.05275 | 102 | 71 | 28 | 3 |
1596 | Much more aerodynamic. | 1.3333 | 0.07051 | 84 | 64 | 12 | 8 |
1597 | I’ll scratch yours if you’ll scratch mine. | 1.3333 | 0.06804 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1598 | It’s to keep me from touching my face | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1599 | So ... Have you ever been in a wind tunnel? | 1.3333 | 0.06804 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1600 | I just really hate the sound of my own voice. | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1601 | Trump is gone. It's okay to listen again! | 1.3333 | 0.06845 | 84 | 63 | 14 | 7 |
1602 | I suppose it's a matter of taste". | 1.3333 | 0.07187 | 75 | 56 | 13 | 6 |
1603 | Careful, it's kinda windy outside. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1604 | No, really. They clocked me at going 93 miles an hour out of that vet’s office. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1605 | Yes....and Dog is just God spelled backwards, so what’s your point? | 1.3333 | 0.06845 | 84 | 63 | 14 | 7 |
1606 | introvert meets extrovert | 1.3333 | 0.07052 | 69 | 50 | 15 | 4 |
1607 | Don't you just love it -- it's reversible! | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1608 | At least your bark sounds deeper. | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
1609 | This way it's a cone of style, not shame. | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1610 | My only explanation is my human must be dyslexic | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
1611 | All it took was a little reverse psychology! | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1612 | Viva la différence ! | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
1613 | Expecting rain? | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1614 | My owners are big on reverse psychology. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1615 | Apparently it's how all the neutered dogs are wearing it now. | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
1616 | You see a cone of shame I see a daring fashion statement. | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1617 | Plus, mine makes me look faster! | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1618 | The doctor LIKES me | 1.3333 | 0.06804 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1619 | This way we can still give kisses. | 1.3333 | 0.05456 | 102 | 72 | 26 | 4 |
1620 | Either way. It's hard. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1621 | Gary, nobody wears it like that anymore. | 1.3333 | 0.05262 | 108 | 76 | 28 | 4 |
1622 | It's way more aero. | 1.3333 | 0.07027 | 81 | 61 | 13 | 7 |
1623 | He can’t figure out a pastry bag either! | 1.3333 | 0.07223 | 78 | 59 | 12 | 7 |
1624 | Just run as fast as you can, into the wind. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1625 | That thing on your head looks stupid. | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1626 | fashion > function | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1627 | And when the speedometer hits 87 mph, no more, no less, that’s when you stick your head out the window. | 1.3333 | 0.06283 | 102 | 77 | 16 | 9 |
1628 | I'm telling you, sticking your head out the car window is way better with that thing on! | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1629 | It’s a Pilgrim thing. | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1630 | Two dogs explaining to humans why it’s important to wear a face mask properly | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1631 | I tried it that way but couldn't lick my butt. | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1632 | I've always preferred backing in. | 1.3333 | 0.05165 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1633 | I'll scratch your butt if you scratch mine. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1634 | I wasn't at the vet, I got mine when I knocked a lamp over. | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1635 | It adds an element of aerodynamic sophistication. | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1636 | Sure that magnifies your bark, but at least I can still bite | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1637 | At least we can still sniff each other's butts. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1638 | It looks great on you, but I just knew I couldn’t pull off that Handmaid’s Tale look. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1639 | Well, during Paris Fashion Week everyone was wearing them this way. | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1640 | It's easy. You just walk in backwards like you're walking out... | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1641 | I still can't reach my nuts, but at least now I can see them | 1.3333 | 0.06126 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 8 |
1642 | This way the shame is on the inside. | 1.3333 | 0.06029 | 108 | 81 | 18 | 9 |
1643 | I got my head stuck in a lampshade too! | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1644 | My therapist says shame slows the healing process | 1.3333 | 0.05948 | 84 | 59 | 22 | 3 |
1645 | It's Fashion Week | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1646 | Max, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. | 1.3333 | 0.05933 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1647 | I don't like to read instructions. | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1648 | No, I just had a run-in with the lamp. | 1.3333 | 0.06804 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1649 | Objects in mirror, are closer than they appear. | 1.3333 | 0.05934 | 72 | 49 | 22 | 1 |
1650 | Popped collars are so last year. | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1651 | They said it was making my barks too loud. | 1.3333 | 0.07223 | 78 | 59 | 12 | 7 |
1652 | I know, right? They let the intern handle the cones again. | 1.3333 | 0.06086 | 81 | 57 | 21 | 3 |
1653 | This way makes me look slimmer. | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1654 | My vet is holistic. | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1655 | Some dogs chase the trends, I create them. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1656 | And you should see the doghouse my owners got me from IKEA | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
1657 | No, I don't have fleas. I ran into a lamp. | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1658 | Yours gets better reception | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1659 | So, your human still not woke, huh? | 1.3333 | 0.07132 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
1660 | Mine is a N94 , I ordered it on line | 1.3333 | 0.06258 | 99 | 74 | 17 | 8 |
1661 | You dive in the lake one time. | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1662 | Cone of shame? Try the Cone of Fame! | 1.3304 | 0.05365 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1663 | I don't have any teeth so mine is more of a fashion statement. | 1.3302 | 0.05315 | 106 | 75 | 27 | 4 |
1664 | And to think they told me it wasn't reversible. | 1.3302 | 0.06102 | 106 | 80 | 17 | 9 |
1665 | It's aerodynamic - you must feel a lot of drag. | 1.3301 | 0.06230 | 103 | 78 | 16 | 9 |
1666 | So I guess you’re not Jewish, huh? | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1667 | What are you looking at? It’s not like I did this to myself... | 1.3300 | 0.05423 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1668 | Mine’s for extroverts. | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
1669 | I had just finished telling that vet that he wouldn't know his head from his tail | 1.3300 | 0.06365 | 100 | 76 | 15 | 9 |
1670 | I like the way it highlights your nose. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1671 | Look friend, I run 30% faster with this thing on! | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1672 | No surgery, just dressing like a lamp today. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1673 | I know. I got dressed in the dark this morning. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1674 | What are you in for? I got caught lickin’. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1675 | My vet said it's a better look on Zoom. | 1.3299 | 0.05227 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1676 | I don't think it makes your face look fat. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1677 | „Updated CDC guidance.“ | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1678 | I swallowed the light bulb. | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1679 | I had my neuter reversed. | 1.3298 | 0.06486 | 94 | 71 | 15 | 8 |
1680 | I decided to prioritize comfort over functionality. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1681 | I thought I was getting ice cream. You? | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1682 | The vet's friend of mine. | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1683 | Honey, the event is casual, not formal. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1684 | My people subscribe to the progressive method. | 1.3298 | 0.05534 | 94 | 66 | 25 | 3 |
1685 | I like thinking out of the cone | 1.3298 | 0.06486 | 94 | 71 | 15 | 8 |
1686 | Less drag this way. | 1.3298 | 0.05637 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1687 | My dad threw away the instructions. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1688 | Next time try getting yours at The Humane Society. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1689 | I was tired of feeling "Greater Than". | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1690 | Very nice! Is it Dior? | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1691 | We can kiss, but not neck. | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1692 | Dyslectic vet | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1693 | I have to use a little hair product but then it stays back for most of the day.” | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1694 | Don't look at me like that! I saw it in Vogue. | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1695 | Maybe don't stick your head out of the car window. | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1696 | Did you know you have a lamp shade on your head? | 1.3297 | 0.05537 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1697 | My therapist says I need to focus more on my surroundings, and live in the moment | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1698 | Does your owner wear their mask on their forehead? | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1699 | What surgery? I got my head stuck in a megaphone. | 1.3297 | 0.06640 | 91 | 69 | 14 | 8 |
1700 | Oh yeah, well I can still drink from the toilet, you can’t. | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1701 | I've been telling you, you've got to use reverse psychology on humans | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1702 | There are advantages in being clergy. | 1.3295 | 0.06609 | 88 | 66 | 15 | 7 |
1703 | Lampshade, and you? | 1.3295 | 0.06993 | 88 | 68 | 11 | 9 |
1704 | Margaret Atwood called and asked me to audition. | 1.3295 | 0.06804 | 88 | 67 | 13 | 8 |
1705 | I told them it was too windy to go for a walk | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1706 | What are you, an idiot? | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1707 | At least you know when you have dog-food breath. | 1.3295 | 0.04343 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1708 | To each his cone. | 1.3295 | 0.06609 | 88 | 66 | 15 | 7 |
1709 | And you just BELIEVE what the vet tells you?" | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1710 | My master does it with his baseball cap. | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1711 | Simply stand facing the wind. | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1712 | My owner likes Rembrandt. | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1713 | I still can’t lick myself, but at least I look good. | 1.3295 | 0.05765 | 88 | 62 | 23 | 3 |
1714 | Yes, my owners usually wear masks below their nose... why do you ask? | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1715 | I've decided to go into the priesthood, | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1716 | You have to know how to train them. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1717 | I feel 20 years younger. | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1718 | Introvert vs. Extrovert | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1719 | I guess our vet is dyslexic, but I am just being obtuse. | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1720 | It's not too late. You can still switch to the Sisters of St. Joseph. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1721 | This works better on the top of Mitt Romney's car. | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1722 | What echo chamber? | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1723 | Oh that's so last dog-year." | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1724 | Yeah. All you have to do is run like hell through your doggie door. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1725 | Mange is a hoax. | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1726 | Wind resistance is noticeably less. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1727 | ANOTHER thing we do not agree on! | 1.3294 | 0.05648 | 85 | 59 | 24 | 2 |
1728 | I've traded reception for speed... | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1729 | I was rear-ended and my lawyer thinks it's serious! | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1730 | helluva head wind out there. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1731 | I'm a cone head and you're the flying nun | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1732 | when I sit, I stop traffic | 1.3294 | 0.06979 | 85 | 65 | 12 | 8 |
1733 | My mom really likes RBG | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1734 | We left Elizabethan England for Plimoth so we could wear our collars this way. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1735 | I just stuck my head out the car at just the right angle | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1736 | My owner's an idiot, that's why! | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1737 | My owner seldom reads directions | 1.3293 | 0.06953 | 82 | 62 | 13 | 7 |
1738 | Dude! You gotta get the aerodynamic upgrade. | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1739 | Difference is my friend. I look goooooood. | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1740 | I think it looks more fetching this way. | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1741 | This is one of the things I like best about divinity school | 1.3293 | 0.07166 | 82 | 63 | 11 | 8 |
1742 | I stopped scratching and joined the clergy. | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1743 | Couldn't you get the vaccine? | 1.3293 | 0.06953 | 82 | 62 | 13 | 7 |
1744 | It sucks to be you when it rains! | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1745 | Yeah? Well, I think yours is on backwards! | 1.3293 | 0.06025 | 82 | 58 | 21 | 3 |
1746 | I know a guy... | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1747 | Your may hear better, but I can run faster. | 1.3293 | 0.06733 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 6 |
1748 | It was easy. I just told Karen it would be slenderizing. | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1749 | Not sure— I think it’s to prevent my body from licking my face | 1.3293 | 0.06953 | 82 | 62 | 13 | 7 |
1750 | On a diet again, Brian? | 1.3293 | 0.05770 | 82 | 57 | 23 | 2 |
1751 | Hi, my name is Ginsburg. I like to take long walks in the park and dissent. | 1.3293 | 0.07166 | 82 | 63 | 11 | 8 |
1752 | It keeps my ass from licking my face | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1753 | Preppie. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1754 | No, YOU look stupid. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1755 | I was just itching to try this. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1756 | No, I didn't have the heart to tell him. | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
1757 | Strong prevailing winds today! | 1.3291 | 0.07143 | 79 | 60 | 12 | 7 |
1758 | Yeah, it looks cooler but I still can't lick everything. | 1.3291 | 0.07143 | 79 | 60 | 12 | 7 |
1759 | ”If you open your mouth does the light go on? | 1.3291 | 0.05899 | 79 | 55 | 22 | 2 |
1760 | Sometimes it's good when they don't know what they're doing | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1761 | Wow, it sure is windy today. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1762 | I think my look is more fashion-forward. | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
1763 | I refuse to comply with the cone mandate. | 1.3291 | 0.06912 | 79 | 59 | 14 | 6 |
1764 | The CDC keeps changing its mind, so I just decided to go with this. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1765 | My person doesn't wear his over his nose, either. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1766 | I bought the reversible kind and I simply adore it. | 1.3291 | 0.05899 | 79 | 55 | 22 | 2 |
1767 | Bought off the rack, eh? | 1.3289 | 0.06037 | 76 | 53 | 21 | 2 |
1768 | WOW....It’s really windy outside | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1769 | This way you keep them happy but lick whatever you want. | 1.3289 | 0.06037 | 76 | 53 | 21 | 2 |
1770 | I stuck my head out the window on the freeway. | 1.3289 | 0.06037 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1771 | ...and they say “G’day” instead of “Hello” it’s so charming, you’d love it... | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1772 | Bless you Sister. Bless you Father. | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
1773 | Being an "outie" makes you no less a good dog. | 1.3289 | 0.06037 | 76 | 53 | 21 | 2 |
1774 | When I wear it that way, the echos drive me nutsy | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
1775 | But isn’t shame itself a human construct? | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
1776 | It’s called street style. | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1777 | When you need to cross the road just flip it backwards. | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
1778 | Its a new fashion statement, like wearing your baseball cap backwards! | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
1779 | I have my human better trained | 1.3288 | 0.07569 | 73 | 56 | 10 | 7 |
1780 | Long story, short; I went to Buddy's birthday bash and woke up wearing this lampshade. | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
1781 | This feels less punitive. | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
1782 | So I stuck my head out of the car window ... | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
1783 | Mine's an actual collar. | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
1784 | I've always been an avant-guard dog. | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
1785 | Bark less, wag more, and Voila! | 1.3286 | 0.06817 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
1786 | They know. But they also know I'm too fat to reach my balls anyway. | 1.3286 | 0.06967 | 70 | 51 | 15 | 4 |
1787 | Some people just shouldn’t have a dog | 1.3286 | 0.07808 | 70 | 54 | 9 | 7 |
1788 | Lagerfeld is fine but the Vermeer gives me a little more freedom | 1.3284 | 0.07782 | 67 | 51 | 10 | 6 |
1789 | Upturned collars are sooo 70’s, Dawg! | 1.3284 | 0.07177 | 67 | 49 | 14 | 4 |
1790 | Ran into a headwind | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
1791 | Can I lick that for you? | 1.3269 | 0.06025 | 104 | 78 | 18 | 8 |
1792 | Yes, I did run into a very strong wind. Why do you ask? | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
1793 | Are you going or coming? | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
1794 | Just stick your head out the car window, and there you go. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1795 | Mostly the same, just better in the wind. | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
1796 | Really. Your master told you it is fashionable? | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
1797 | You'll have to speak up...I can't hear you. | 1.3265 | 0.06285 | 98 | 74 | 16 | 8 |
1798 | I wish I could take the credit, but Mike is just a really dumb owner. | 1.3265 | 0.06611 | 98 | 76 | 12 | 10 |
1799 | You would think my owner would have gotten this right given he works at IKEA. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1800 | I'm going the clergy. | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
1801 | Mine was benign | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1802 | The Vet's wife said, he always gets things' ass-backward' ! | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1803 | I've done my research. | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
1804 | Fox News said that it was more effective this way. | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1805 | Yep, lobster for dinner again. | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1806 | It’s a ruff. | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1807 | Lucky for me, my vet is dyslexic. | 1.3263 | 0.06599 | 95 | 73 | 13 | 9 |
1808 | Don't be silly -- Elizabethan is classic. I've just always been drawn to Dutch Masters. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1809 | It's actually really flattering. Makes your face look thinner." | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1810 | I’ve been scratching my head trying to figure out how this works | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1811 | That's so Elizabethan. I've moved forward to the Puritan. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1812 | Chewy. And who are you wearing? | 1.3261 | 0.06756 | 92 | 71 | 12 | 9 |
1813 | Not only is it much more comfortable, it's 88% as effective, according to the latest veterinary medical journals I've been peeing on. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1814 | The difference between constraint and fashion is negligible | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1815 | For two weeks, until my tail stops chasing me | 1.3261 | 0.05151 | 92 | 63 | 28 | 1 |
1816 | Paris. Where's yours from? | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1817 | Careful,strong wind. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1818 | You're either in, or you're out. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1819 | They say that's the most effective way to wear it, but my Facebook group says it's a hoax." | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1820 | I find it's more aerodynamic and virtually eliminates blindspots | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1821 | Don't try to look, but there is a giant raccoon that is about to bite you. | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1822 | I reverse engineered it. | 1.3258 | 0.06737 | 89 | 68 | 13 | 8 |
1823 | Oh, Haute Couture! Don't you just love fashion week? | 1.3258 | 0.06737 | 89 | 68 | 13 | 8 |
1824 | I’m not saying you’re wrong, but there is another point of view. | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1825 | Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1826 | My vet? Oh, they're new. They do Alternative Medicine. | 1.3258 | 0.06545 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 7 |
1827 | I found it was ruining my zoom lighting. | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1828 | I said I like Trump, so they put this on to keep my head out of my ass. | 1.3258 | 0.07106 | 89 | 70 | 9 | 10 |
1829 | Ha ha! Mine's on my chest, yours must be on your butt! | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1830 | Dude,How old is your Vet? | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1831 | I just hope you can accept me for who I am. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1832 | Is the pandemic over? | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1833 | In my progressive obedience school we learned negotiation. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1834 | Mine's an Edwardian collar. They were out of Elizabethans. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1835 | Anglican? | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1836 | I find it's more aerodynamic this way. | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1837 | If you want, I can sniff other dog-butts and describe them to you. | 1.3256 | 0.06908 | 86 | 66 | 12 | 8 |
1838 | Great party, but it's lampshade not a cone. | 1.3256 | 0.05834 | 86 | 61 | 22 | 3 |
1839 | Same protection. 30% less shame | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1840 | Some wind, huh? | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1841 | It's my constitutional right to wear my cone backwards. | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1842 | I told you I had a Dutch master. | 1.3256 | 0.06908 | 86 | 66 | 12 | 8 |
1843 | It’s like it’s not even there! | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1844 | No, I’m pretty sure the pilgrims wore it THIS way. | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1845 | I still get confused.....is it “Less Than < or Greater Than <“ ? | 1.3256 | 0.06707 | 86 | 65 | 14 | 7 |
1846 | I hate to tell you but you put it on inside out and backwards | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1847 | We'll have to agree to disagree. | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1848 | I guess it only helps for kissing. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1849 | Hey, wanna play priest and nun? | 1.3253 | 0.06880 | 83 | 63 | 13 | 7 |
1850 | It makes me more aerodynamic. | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1851 | Yin meets Yang | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1852 | But your look is so much more slimming. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1853 | I like to wear it as a cape sometimes. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1854 | Man wasn't that a bender. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1855 | It’s still somewhat annoying, but at least I can lick my butt... | 1.3253 | 0.06880 | 83 | 63 | 13 | 7 |
1856 | I find that this way is better for chasing cats. | 1.3253 | 0.05450 | 83 | 57 | 25 | 1 |
1857 | Newest E.P.A. regulations. Apparently, now it's all about the aerodynamics. | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1858 | It’s true that my hearing is less acute, but I can run faster. | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1859 | It all depends on which end you put on first. | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1860 | I know but now I can hear behind me. | 1.3253 | 0.07090 | 83 | 64 | 11 | 8 |
1861 | I lucked out. Dyslexic vet". | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1862 | They also taught me how to write a sonnet. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1863 | I’m with Ruth | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1864 | But you have to hit the doggie door juuust right. | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
1865 | I'm from Australia. | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1866 | They can’t neuter my sense of whimsy. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1867 | I am following last week's CDC Guidelines. | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1868 | Hey, a match made in heaven! | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1869 | Pfizer or Moderna? | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1870 | It's inside-out day at doggie daycare. | 1.3250 | 0.06481 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1871 | This is what happens if you go to a Trump speech. | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1872 | It’s called the “cone of speed.” | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1873 | Didn't you hear, Pilgrim is the new Elizabethan? | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1874 | Wear it like this at the dog park so you don't get beat up by the other dogs. | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1875 | if you wear it this way, it smooths out all your wrinkles | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1876 | It’s the latest from Apple; the iCone 4 | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1877 | Cone of shame? Oh no Harold, this is the cone of fame! | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1878 | My sex therapist says it's healthy. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1879 | Popped collars are very 2001, Mark. | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1880 | How do you sniff crotch in that thing? | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1881 | Are you as humiliated as I am right now? | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1882 | It seems you have the female adaptor, and I have the male! | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1883 | Mine is obviously wholly cosmetic. | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1884 | 'I can't believe we had it backwards all this time!' | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1885 | I have a note from my vet. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1886 | Left-handed vet. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1887 | I don't think you actually know what 'reverse doggy style' means. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1888 | I bet your humans wear their masks wrong too. | 1.3247 | 0.05974 | 77 | 54 | 21 | 2 |
1889 | Sorry I'm late, the wind was nuts! | 1.3243 | 0.07227 | 74 | 56 | 12 | 6 |
1890 | No, Rex. Upwind. | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1891 | I'm telling you - flip it around and you're a super hero! | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1892 | It's simple--You're an introvert and I'm an extrovert. | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1893 | I'll scratch your wound if you'll lick my butt. | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1894 | Tell your doctor that those Victorian collars are so passé, the Edwardian look is now all the rage. | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1895 | Due to the vet's error, Bigglesworth, I can still lick my stitches AND run like the wind! | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1896 | So, are you in or out? | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1897 | My Libertarian owner says the decision to bite should be mine. | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1898 | Can you hear me better? | 1.3243 | 0.06117 | 74 | 52 | 20 | 2 |
1899 | If you think this is bad, I'll show you where he puts my collar | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1900 | That's not how you wear a mask | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1901 | Only problem with wearing the collar this way is the ladies assume you’re celibate | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1902 | I've abandoned my Elizabethan fashion vibe for something more Quaker. | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1903 | I had my neck done | 1.3239 | 0.06585 | 71 | 51 | 17 | 3 |
1904 | Apparently, if you bend it this way you get a better signal. | 1.3239 | 0.06884 | 71 | 52 | 15 | 4 |
1905 | You can get it online, under "reversibles." | 1.3239 | 0.06884 | 71 | 52 | 15 | 4 |
1906 | At least we can still scratch and sniff our butts. | 1.3239 | 0.07445 | 71 | 54 | 11 | 6 |
1907 | This one is for south of the equator." | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1908 | My top speed went up five miles per hour. | 1.3239 | 0.06585 | 71 | 51 | 17 | 3 |
1909 | According to DOGUE, it’s the latest trend. | 1.3239 | 0.06585 | 71 | 51 | 17 | 3 |
1910 | I flicked the vet a $20... | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1911 | No - It's a lampshade I tried to jump through. | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1912 | As if getting fixed wasn't humiliating enough. | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1913 | No . . . . I can't honestly say that I ever look back. | 1.3235 | 0.06438 | 68 | 48 | 18 | 2 |
1914 | You should see my owner's umbrella. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1915 | High waisted pants are in the spring collection, too. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1916 | I got dressed in the dark. | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
1917 | It's just... It would be a shame if there was a squirrel behind you and you couldn't see it, is all I'm saying. You're good, bro. | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
1918 | I'm religiously avoiding my genitals, and you? | 1.3232 | 0.06230 | 99 | 75 | 16 | 8 |
1919 | I needed help licking the licking habit. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1920 | Sticking your head out the window has an inverse reaction. | 1.3232 | 0.05621 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1921 | Oh, didn’t I see you in “The Handmaiden’s Tail? | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
1922 | I couldn't stand my breath! | 1.3231 | 0.07630 | 65 | 49 | 11 | 5 |
1923 | My therapist has turned my whole life around! | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1924 | It’s fashion backward. | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1925 | They’ said it made my bark too loud. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1926 | Oh, I don't have stitches – I humped a lamp. | 1.3229 | 0.06538 | 96 | 74 | 13 | 9 |
1927 | As RBG, I'm a lock for Best in Show. | 1.3229 | 0.06369 | 96 | 73 | 15 | 8 |
1928 | They gave me the sports model | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1929 | I don't really need it, but it's a good conversation piece. | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1930 | No, I think I’m greater than and you’re less than. | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1931 | I went for a ride in the car | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1932 | Oh, this old thing? | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1933 | You look foolish. | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1934 | Just stand in front of a fan. It worked for me. | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1935 | I like pushing the envelope. | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1936 | It stops me from putting my foot in my mouth. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1937 | Ain't nobody going to tell me how to wear a cone! | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1938 | No! Yours is A lampshade! | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1939 | It's so much quieter.... | 1.3222 | 0.05659 | 90 | 64 | 23 | 3 |
1940 | My owner had the same problem with her Covid mask. | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1941 | It’s reversible but you have to find a narrow door and get a running start | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1942 | Oh Fido, you have last year's model! | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1943 | You have got to try one of their seminars. It completely turned my life around. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1944 | It is really windy outside. | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1945 | I have a medical exemption! | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1946 | Man! What I would give for a bark amplifier like yours! | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1947 | You get a lot less sympathy, but the aerodynamics are amazing! | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1948 | Sure, that gives you better acoustics, but this way is more aerodynamic | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1949 | My owner is is an aerodynamicist | 1.3222 | 0.06672 | 90 | 69 | 13 | 8 |
1950 | This new model did great in the wind-tunnel! | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1951 | I just got a little crazy and put a lampshade on my head. | 1.3218 | 0.06838 | 87 | 67 | 12 | 8 |
1952 | Sure, less wind resistance, but I still can't lick my ass. | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1953 | Nope, I just destroyed a lamp. | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1954 | Don't be so glum. I can pretend you're Elizabeth and I'm Sir Walter Raleigh in these outfits. | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1955 | Does this cone make my neck look long? | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1956 | Yup, stuck my head out the window, and voila! | 1.3218 | 0.05779 | 87 | 62 | 22 | 3 |
1957 | You're wearing your lampshade wrong. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1958 | I had to change. The cone was amplifying my barking and I nearly went deaf. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1959 | You’re not fooling anybody with that cone over... | 1.3218 | 0.05779 | 87 | 62 | 22 | 3 |
1960 | Are you auditioning for Handmaid’s Tale too?” | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1961 | You got yours at the vet's. Mine came from a party. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1962 | I'm forward thinking, my friend. Never look back. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1963 | If you flip it this way you kind of look like a super hero. | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1964 | I did not recognize you from the side. | 1.3218 | 0.06838 | 87 | 67 | 12 | 8 |
1965 | You went to the vet. I went to the convent. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1966 | My new girlfriend wanted mine reversed . | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1967 | I wear mine in honor of RBG. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1968 | Still into the Handmaid's tale I see. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1969 | I just said, "Give me something less Elizabethan, give me something Star Wars!" | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1970 | I wasn't going to just roll over and let them trample all over my personal freedom. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1971 | Yeah, it's not surprising you didn't think about it, but you can totally ask for it to be put on this way instead. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1972 | Wanna see it again? | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1973 | I've decided to put it behind me. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1974 | Cone or funnel, were all the same underneath | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1975 | If it's any consolation, my owner is clueless. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1976 | I had to make some adjustments...I wasn’t picking up HBO. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1977 | I was climbing a lamp. How'd you get yours? | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1978 | You don't get the echo if you wear it like this. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1979 | Collar - it's the new cone. | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1980 | I saw it on “Bridgerton.” | 1.3214 | 0.06809 | 84 | 64 | 13 | 7 |
1981 | It's a 'lifestyle collar,' not a cone. | 1.3214 | 0.05658 | 84 | 59 | 23 | 2 |
1982 | And it just hit me: I can be grounded AND aerodynamic! | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1983 | So basically you can run away from problems, you just have to run really fast | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1984 | It's purely an aerodynamic decision. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1985 | It's the difference between a utility patent and a design patent. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1986 | Oh sweetie, that is so last year’s look. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1987 | It beats going through the doggie door backwards. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1988 | You do you, Curt. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1989 | Because your a female and I'm a male, that's why. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1990 | Yeah, I’m still a little hungover too. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1991 | I'm going through an Elizabethan phase. | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
1992 | If your bark is worse than your bite, you wear it my way. If your bite is worse than your bark, you wear it your way. | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1993 | When I wear it this way, it hides my extra COVID weight. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1994 | You have to know the right people. | 1.3210 | 0.05507 | 81 | 56 | 24 | 1 |
1995 | I signed up for a clinical trial, but they may have given me a placebo" | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1996 | Get with it Man, It is 2021. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1997 | So, you run fast enough... | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1998 | I had my attorney call HR and they accommodated right away. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1999 | This way it makes my neck look longer. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
2000 | I'm honoring Ruth Bader Ginsburg. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
2001 | I’m a Republican. I have no cone of shame. | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
2002 | That was some party last night, huh? | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
2003 | Undogmatic | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
2004 | It's how they're wearing them in Paris. | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
2005 | My human won't wear a mask either | 1.3205 | 0.07183 | 78 | 60 | 11 | 7 |
2006 | That's your problem-you're too focused on what's in front of you. | 1.3205 | 0.07411 | 78 | 61 | 9 | 8 |
2007 | I'm an obedience school dropout. | 1.3205 | 0.05911 | 78 | 55 | 21 | 2 |
2008 | I figured if I gotta wear this thing a long time I'm better off going aerodynamic. | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
2009 | I still can’t reach it | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
2010 | Nah... I just picked this up off a lamp in the bedroom. | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
2011 | I’m living in a convent now. | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
2012 | All the cool kids wear their caps backwards. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
2013 | My master is a priest. What the heck does yours do? | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
2014 | That's how fast I can run. | 1.3205 | 0.07183 | 78 | 60 | 11 | 7 |
2015 | Shoulder wound. How about you? | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
2016 | Wear it like you cone it! | 1.3205 | 0.05911 | 78 | 55 | 21 | 2 |
2017 | I’m the placebo dog. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
2018 | Oh, I don't know...it gives you a certain je ne c'est quoi. | 1.3205 | 0.07183 | 78 | 60 | 11 | 7 |
2019 | Yeah, I know, but my master's an aeronautical engineer. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
2020 | Dyslexic owners. You should see my leash. | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
2021 | Which order do you belong to? | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
2022 | Most dogs are less than. I am greater than. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
2023 | Yeah, but this way is much safer when you stick your head out the car window! | 1.3205 | 0.05911 | 78 | 55 | 21 | 2 |
2024 | Wait, what? | 1.3205 | 0.05911 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
2025 | I honestly feel faster | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
2026 | Barked up the wrong tree?” “It was a lamp | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
2027 | Yes, my master voted for Trump, why do you ask? | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
2028 | I asked for sun. I see you asked for shade. | 1.3200 | 0.05745 | 75 | 52 | 22 | 1 |
2029 | Well, yes I am trans. How'd you know? | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
2030 | Yours is an inny, mine is an outie. | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
2031 | Chick’s dig it. | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
2032 | I have had it with social distancing. | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
2033 | Just don't look up if it starts to rain. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
2034 | So I told them, "Mange has a 99.97% survival rate! It's a free country; I can wear the cone however I damn please!" | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
2035 | It's a retro look. | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
2036 | “I’m going to have a neck like a giraffe, but toilet water has never tasted sweeter!" | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
2037 | I see you're more of an introvert. Not me! I'm 100% extrovert | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
2038 | You are doing it for the vet. I am doing it for myself. | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
2039 | It's droolproof and aerodynamic. | 1.3196 | 0.06311 | 97 | 74 | 15 | 8 |
2040 | It's made by Tesla. | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
2041 | This way, you can still reach ‘em. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
2042 | Don't laugh, my vet is dyslexic! | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
2043 | Fortunately,my owner doesn’t follow directions! | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
2044 | What’d you do? | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
2045 | Doggy door | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
2046 | It still covers my ears but I can see better. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
2047 | My owner doesn’t know whether I’m coming or going: | 1.3194 | 0.06200 | 72 | 51 | 19 | 2 |
2048 | It doesn't make a huge practical difference, but it looks a lot more dignified. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
2049 | I can still lick your balls... | 1.3194 | 0.07355 | 72 | 55 | 11 | 6 |
2050 | It's changed my entire perspective on the world. | 1.3191 | 0.05498 | 94 | 67 | 24 | 3 |
2051 | My owner finds directions difficult. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
2052 | Breast reduction. You? | 1.3191 | 0.06455 | 94 | 72 | 14 | 8 |
2053 | I still can't lick anything, but at least it lets me get a good sniff. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
2054 | I was drunk last night. What is your excuse? | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
2055 | Do your research, Phil. Several YouTube videos suggest the ‘inverse cone’ provides superior protection. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
2056 | My vet wasn't cum laud . | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
2057 | That was some party! | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
2058 | You gotta learn to think outside the cone. | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
2059 | No operation,this is my clerical collar | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
2060 | I find it’s more aerodynamic. | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
2061 | Does my cone make me look fat? | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
2062 | Go ahead. I'm listening. | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
2063 | The chafing on the front legs is excruciating, but the ladies love the look. | 1.3187 | 0.06608 | 91 | 70 | 13 | 8 |
2064 | Facemasks are so 2020 | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
2065 | It doesn't infringe on my rights when I wear it this way. | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
2066 | Hey! You don’t have to bark so loud! | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
2067 | ...and a way lower drag coefficient... | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
2068 | ... what if we put our heads together? | 1.3187 | 0.05386 | 91 | 64 | 25 | 2 |
2069 | Look I’m a rocket | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
2070 | The humans wear one too, but it goes over their nose. They look so much sillier. | 1.3187 | 0.06967 | 91 | 72 | 9 | 10 |
2071 | My human is an anti-masker. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
2072 | I made sure that she had a couple of glasses of wine before putting it on me. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
2073 | It's a matter of form over function | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
2074 | I could scratch your nose if you would scratch my back. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
2075 | Sure, it's more comfortable. But when I try to rollover, I roll in circles. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
2076 | Just pop your head out the window while on the freeway...problem solved! | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
2077 | Wait till you see what I can do with a leash! | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
2078 | Yeah, but it's a lot more aerodynamic. | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
2079 | I once ate through the bottom of my dish, too. | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
2080 | We just got back from Paris. | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
2081 | What do you mean my mask is on wrong! | 1.3182 | 0.06770 | 88 | 68 | 12 | 8 |
2082 | I'm woke now! | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
2083 | Oh dude,this is so much easier,especially hanging out the window on a ride | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
2084 | Do you think it goes the other way south of the equator? | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
2085 | I’m going as Elizabeth I | 1.3182 | 0.06770 | 88 | 68 | 12 | 8 |
2086 | How do you wear your mask? | 1.3182 | 0.06770 | 88 | 68 | 12 | 8 |
2087 | Faster, Sleeker, Trend Setter | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
2088 | You've got an itch that only I can scratch. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
2089 | You complete me. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
2090 | Let me guess, Jewish owner? | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
2091 | One of us has it on backwards. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
2092 | It was easy. Just run into the wind and voila! | 1.3176 | 0.06739 | 85 | 65 | 13 | 7 |
2093 | We were made for each other. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
2094 | I got mine from the Handmaid’s tale. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
2095 | Your owners are idiots. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
2096 | You wonder how... See that hole in fence. Run at it full steam. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
2097 | Would you believe that’s not the first Flying Nun bit I’ve heard this week? | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
2098 | No, really. It's a whole new perspective, it changed my life! | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
2099 | I love outies. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
2100 | The government can’t take away my freedom!! It’s my right to wear my cone anyway I want. | 1.3176 | 0.06944 | 85 | 66 | 11 | 8 |
2101 | It shaved precious seconds off my walk. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
2102 | Sure, you get better reception, but I can still scratch my ears. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
2103 | Bummer Dude. | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
2104 | Let me guess, your humans an anti-masker. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
2105 | You must be European. | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
2106 | I still can't lick my junk but my peripheral vision is great. | 1.3175 | 0.07781 | 63 | 48 | 10 | 5 |
2107 | I know - you don't want to see where they put the muzzle. | 1.3175 | 0.07093 | 63 | 46 | 14 | 3 |
2108 | You’re living in an echo chamber, man. | 1.3175 | 0.06722 | 63 | 45 | 16 | 2 |
2109 | And in exchange, I poop where they prefer. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2110 | Talking about a perfect fit, I thing we were definitely meant for each other. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
2111 | Love the lampshade look! | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2112 | Blindly obedient to the veterinary elite, I see. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
2113 | If you invert the cone of shame, it becomes the cone of glory. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
2114 | Ok forget it. Let's start from scratch. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
2115 | I had a colonoscopy: Why do you ask? | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
2116 | I think you scratching my back if I lick your testicles is a little one-sided. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
2117 | Why are you shouting at me. | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
2118 | Before he became a Vet used to be a pastor. It's hard for him to break old habits. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
2119 | Doug, I have reached enlightenment. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
2120 | We can't go on like this with such radically different perspectives. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
2121 | Mom likes me best. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
2122 | Mine was a reversal. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
2123 | My people get everything ass-backwards. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
2124 | I'll give you my Vet's name and number. | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
2125 | Oh, yeah. You can learn just about anything on YouTube. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
2126 | Go ahead, Karen. Bite me. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
2127 | Either way, we're screwed. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
2128 | It really cuts down on the wind resistance... | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
2129 | It's all the rage with French Bulldogs. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
2130 | My bark doesn't need attenuation | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
2131 | No. They take me to a cartoonist. | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
2132 | Don't worry about it. I'm vaccinated. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
2133 | Mine's more fashion than function. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
2134 | I find the reception much better this way. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
2135 | Let's play 'you 'scratch my back and I'll scratch yours'. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
2136 | I just stuck my head out the window on the highway | 1.3165 | 0.04782 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2137 | They call it a collar, but I call it a ruff. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
2138 | And then the plastic surgeon asked do you want an innie or an outie. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
2139 | I was looking out the screen door into the back yard and then, SQUIRREL! | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
2140 | I joined the clergy. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
2141 | See I told you. Business in the front, party in the back. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
2142 | My therapist is trying reverse psychology on me. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
2143 | My human isn't the brightest lamp in the room. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
2144 | The mirror confused me. | 1.3163 | 0.06583 | 98 | 77 | 11 | 10 |
2145 | Your place or mine? | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
2146 | Actually it's a clerical collar. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
2147 | See? It's totally reversible. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
2148 | What are you in for? | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
2149 | It's a Dog's Wife or Lampshades of Grey. | 1.3158 | 0.07061 | 76 | 58 | 12 | 6 |
2150 | Ears docked, hmmm. Me? Spade. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
2151 | How about that windstorm last night?" | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
2152 | So you're saying, everyone just assumes I'm an asshole because my collar is turned up? | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
2153 | It just seems more slimming this way. | 1.3158 | 0.05986 | 76 | 54 | 20 | 2 |
2154 | Do you think this makes me look thinner? | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
2155 | This way is much better. The barking was driving me crazy. | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
2156 | I got my head stuck in a lampshade... What's your excuse? | 1.3158 | 0.07061 | 76 | 58 | 12 | 6 |
2157 | Someone hasn’t been watching Queer Eye! | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
2158 | After my recovery, I entered the clergy. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
2159 | I think my owner is collar blind. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
2160 | Lamp shade. | 1.3158 | 0.07061 | 76 | 58 | 12 | 6 |
2161 | Now there's no echo. echo. echo. | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
2162 | We never read the directions. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
2163 | Now their harsh words just roll off my back! | 1.3158 | 0.05685 | 76 | 53 | 22 | 1 |
2164 | Have you always been an introvert? | 1.3158 | 0.05685 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
2165 | I know but this is their idea of getting us to isolate. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
2166 | No, you’re wearing it wrong, it goes over your nose. | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
2167 | It’s a variant. | 1.3158 | 0.05986 | 76 | 54 | 20 | 2 |
2168 | Say again? | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
2169 | How many bars do you get? | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
2170 | It's the difference between being a fashion follower and a fashion influencer. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
2171 | So it's true....opposites attract. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
2172 | I didn’t have surgery. I just like the Puritan aesthetic. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
2173 | I still can't lick what I want to lick | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
2174 | This should explain why my owners had so many kids. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
2175 | Nope! Not gonna do it. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
2176 | You just have to run really, really fast! | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
2177 | It's really streamlined,I can run like the wind! | 1.3152 | 0.05664 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
2178 | There’s a fine line between the cone of shame and the cone of distinction. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
2179 | I think my owner has a learning disability? | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
2180 | Why? What exactly were you supposed to stop licking? | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
2181 | Smell a butt and then tell me, it’s not better this way | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
2182 | No, YOU'RE wearing it all wrong. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
2183 | I know it’s on backwards, my human is dyslexic. | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
2184 | I'm on probation. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
2185 | I didn’t know neutering could be reversed either! | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
2186 | What do ya mean speak I'm talking too loud? I can barely hear YOU. | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
2187 | Did I tell you I joined a fraternity in boarding school? | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
2188 | I just can’t breath with it over my nose like that. | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
2189 | All the purebreds are doing it | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
2190 | Works for me. | 1.3151 | 0.06130 | 73 | 52 | 19 | 2 |
2191 | Who are you to judge? | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
2192 | I like a more streamlined humiliation... | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
2193 | Yes, I hear you loud and clear." | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
2194 | this is ironic, really, considering I’m the introvert and you’re the extrovert | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
2195 | I still can't lick anything important, but it's aerodynamic. | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
2196 | I just got tired of the echo chamber. | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
2197 | And now when the mail comes I go KRAB KRAB KRAB KRAB! | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
2198 | I’ve learned so much on TikTok. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
2199 | No, really, on you it works. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
2200 | The vet said it was nothing to be ashamed of. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
2201 | Why do you always get everything backwards? | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
2202 | You should have asked for the reversible model | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
2203 | Humiliating either way, really. | 1.3146 | 0.07074 | 89 | 71 | 8 | 10 |
2204 | What can I say, it was a hell of a party | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
2205 | Is your master one of those who wears his mask on his chin? | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
2206 | This way I can still go through the doggy door. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
2207 | Let me fix your collar... | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
2208 | This reduces drag and increases my average speed by two miles per hour. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
2209 | I’m torn between believing that they’re either modern trusting parents, or plain dumb” | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
2210 | ... and because she's dyslexic. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
2211 | They call it the cone of self-actualization! | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
2212 | Say 5 "hail mary's" and don't try to lick your butt. | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
2213 | I talked them into making me look like a pilgrim. | 1.3143 | 0.06119 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
2214 | Cone of shame? Or cone of FAME? | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
2215 | Windstorm. | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
2216 | You say Handmaid's Tale. I say Flying Nun. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
2217 | Oh,those high collars went out decades ago! | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
2218 | It’s all about knowing how to accessorize. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
2219 | It’s nothing to be ashamed of, but you’re wearing it backwards. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
2220 | Surgery? No, the kennel party got a little out of hand. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
2221 | That was some party last night. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
2222 | It feels better this way; you can still see where you're going. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
2223 | ...but your bark must be epic! | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
2224 | But if your priority is aerodynamics... | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
2225 | I'd explain the geometry, but it would kill the fun. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
2226 | I'm telling you! It will have THEM in stitches. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
2227 | So you're still going to that vet in Gilead? | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
2228 | I know. But it tested better in a wind tunnel. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
2229 | You just wait until the car is on the freeway, and pop your head out the window. | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
2230 | What can I say, I’m the life of the party. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
2231 | They were gale force winds. | 1.3140 | 0.05551 | 86 | 61 | 23 | 2 |
2232 | I'm from France | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
2233 | I’m telling you Rex, I’ve really turned things around! | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
2234 | Well it's just not how i interpret Margaret Atwood. | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
2235 | It’s a TikTok thing. | 1.3140 | 0.05909 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
2236 | I've always been a fashion rebel. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
2237 | It’s simple, you’re an innie and I’m an outie | 1.3137 | 0.06228 | 102 | 79 | 14 | 9 |
2238 | My vet is very progressive. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
2239 | I've done my own internet research on the subject. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
2240 | Seriously. You watch. They are going to ruin this Kodak moment with a caption. | 1.3134 | 0.06627 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2241 | My owner got this model at Ikea. | 1.3134 | 0.07431 | 67 | 51 | 11 | 5 |
2242 | Well, yes, I do remember the Coneheads from Saturday Night Live! | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
2243 | It's all about changing your perspective. | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
2244 | I don’t know about you but I fell for: “Let’s go get a cone.” | 1.3133 | 0.06841 | 83 | 64 | 12 | 7 |
2245 | Fashion Week is my life. | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
2246 | Sooo... you're a female. | 1.3133 | 0.06841 | 83 | 64 | 12 | 7 |
2247 | Try reversing your cone, it could give you a new leash on life. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
2248 | My owner doesn't know sh_t. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
2249 | We can still Copulate, but Necking might be hard. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
2250 | What did you say? | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
2251 | What can I say? My human's an anti-masker through and through. | 1.3133 | 0.06841 | 83 | 64 | 12 | 7 |
2252 | I guess your owner doesn't know too much about aerodynamics. That must be a real drag. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
2253 | I've been accused of backbiting. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
2254 | Well, you know ... in honor of RBG. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
2255 | I prefer the ecumenical version." | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
2256 | They said to wear a collar, they didn’t say it had to cover your nose and mouth. | 1.3133 | 0.06841 | 83 | 64 | 12 | 7 |
2257 | Easy. You just face into the wind. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
2258 | So what do you think of my RBG collar? | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
2259 | Mine's an idiot too, but a useful idiot. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
2260 | I don’t think either of us is wearing this Covid mask properly. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
2261 | Trust me, it makes you more aero-dognamic | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
2262 | Trust me. Once you've seen what they've done, you'll want to keep wearing it too. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
2263 | I'm trying something new. Think they'll notice? | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
2264 | The aerodynamics are much better this way. I’ve caught three squirrels so far. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
2265 | I don't think 'you scratch my back, I lick your testicles', is the expression. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
2266 | My vet believes in freedom not restriction. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
2267 | It's the cone of no shame — I'll sniff literally anything. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
2268 | Yeah, well I'll take my peripheral vision freedoms over the one percent chance that I'll remove my own stitches, any day. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
2269 | To the vet? No, my owner took me to IKEA! | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
2270 | It's the latest style. All the French Poodles love it. | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
2271 | I put it on myself. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
2272 | My human isn't great with gadgets. | 1.3125 | 0.06337 | 96 | 74 | 14 | 8 |
2273 | With this aerodynamic design I’ve cut seconds off chasing my tail | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
2274 | Tell her to take you for a walk. Right now. It's windy. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
2275 | Riding home I stuck my head out the window once too often. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
2276 | Somebody didn't read the instructions. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
2277 | You should switch to my vet. He's afraid of growling. | 1.3125 | 0.06337 | 96 | 74 | 14 | 8 |
2278 | It's a rental. | 1.3125 | 0.07025 | 80 | 62 | 11 | 7 |
2279 | My therapist encouraged me to flip the problem. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
2280 | The trick is to get a really fast running start. | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
2281 | You got a lampshade stuck on your head too? | 1.3125 | 0.07247 | 80 | 63 | 9 | 8 |
2282 | Want to change your world view? Flip the collar! | 1.3125 | 0.05510 | 80 | 56 | 23 | 1 |
2283 | Well, my vet upgraded my social status. Now I'm a white collar dog. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
2284 | Seriously, when you're hanging out the car window ... way better! | 1.3125 | 0.07675 | 64 | 49 | 10 | 5 |
2285 | You just have to look at it from the other side. | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
2286 | I decided to get a second opinion. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
2287 | I had my vasectomy reversed. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
2288 | Once you heal up, you can wear it like this! | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
2289 | He always does things a little backwards. | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
2290 | I can still lick my butt but can’t scratch my ears. I consider it a good trade off | 1.3125 | 0.05510 | 80 | 56 | 23 | 1 |
2291 | You're wearing your lampshade backwards! | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
2292 | I asked for something more slimming | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
2293 | Dawg! You're wearing it backwards. It's supposed to be like a cape. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
2294 | Regardless, we’re both screwed” | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
2295 | It’s all about empowerment | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
2296 | Oh, come on. Live a little! | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
2297 | I’ve gone casual since I’m 100% work from home. | 1.3125 | 0.07462 | 80 | 64 | 7 | 9 |
2298 | This is for good behavior | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
2299 | I like the wind blown effect. | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
2300 | Yes, the directions manual is from IKEA. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
2301 | If you think this is wrong, you should see how my human wears their mask. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
2302 | I see you have an outie! | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2303 | So good to be owned by a clueless klutz. | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
2304 | yea i'm with first time dog owner | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
2305 | This is how it's worn in Europe. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
2306 | Once my therapist helped me work through the shame everything turned around for me. | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
2307 | This is actually a Lagerfeld collar. | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
2308 | This is how the very good boys wear them. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
2309 | Seriously, don't even think about sticking your head out the car window like that. | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
2310 | I studied physics Carl, an inverted cone is aerodynamically suited for ball chasing | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
2311 | Mine cuts down on the wind drag. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2312 | No, but I can lick YOUR nuts if you'd like? | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
2313 | I recommend a good headwind. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
2314 | Just tell your owner it's backwards day! | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
2315 | i don,t know whether i,m comming or going. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2316 | I can hear you. There’s no need to shout. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
2317 | It all depends on whether you're an introvert or an extrovert. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2318 | My ancestors came over on the Mayflower. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
2319 | It doesn't work as well but it looks better" | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2320 | Works just as well,except now I can run faster! | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2321 | I told them I had asthma. | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
2322 | My cousin says this is the style in Europe. | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
2323 | Are you a priest? | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2324 | Cone heads. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2325 | You should try it, you'll see better | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
2326 | I don’t think you’re doing that right | 1.3117 | 0.05626 | 77 | 54 | 22 | 1 |
2327 | You get better reception if you wear it this way! | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2328 | I think it makes me look thinner this way. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
2329 | Hey, rookie! How ya gonna get out the damn doggie door? | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
2330 | Just run real fast through your doggie door. | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
2331 | We’re fraternal, not identical. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
2332 | My vet believes in alternative therapy. | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
2333 | One of us has it on wrong. | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
2334 | Is my vet ADD or Dyslectic | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
2335 | yes! It is reversible. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
2336 | Yeah, this makes it less of a shame and more of a fashion statement. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
2337 | You know that opposites attract,right? | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
2338 | I don’t know, my vet came highly recommended. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
2339 | ‘Just because we disagree doesn’t mean we can’t still be friends.’ | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
2340 | It makes us more stackable. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
2341 | The cat said, "Go out the pet door. You'll fit." | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
2342 | Your’s keeps you out of the doghouse. Mine gets me in. | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
2343 | So I told my man: “flip it around or I won’t be your best friend anymore. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
2344 | I was tired of mine too, until I discovered it was reversible. | 1.3108 | 0.07180 | 74 | 57 | 11 | 6 |
2345 | I thought they said it was reversible | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
2346 | It’s the sport model- not as practical but way more fun. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
2347 | ...so I can’t lick it anymore! | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2348 | Yes, actually, I can lick it. But what are you going to do for me? | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
2349 | It looks better this way on Zoom | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
2350 | I thought the lamp was a squirrel. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
2351 | I'm entering the priesthood. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
2352 | I just thought ‘might as well make it the car ride of my life, aerodynamics-wise’. I mean, I may be short two tennis balls but I feel sleek as heck. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
2353 | I think I've proven which of us is the smarter breed. | 1.3103 | 0.06802 | 87 | 68 | 11 | 8 |
2354 | Yes, I do belong to Pilgrims. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
2355 | Good news, it's reversible. | 1.3103 | 0.06996 | 87 | 69 | 9 | 9 |
2356 | The vet. said there would be less drag when I run. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
2357 | You're Catholic, I'm Episcopalian. | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
2358 | I got my peripheral vision back! | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
2359 | No, I could write YOU a sonnet about your Easter bonnet. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
2360 | I have these contrary impulses from time to time. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
2361 | I asked if she had anything in the designer section. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
2362 | Don't be embarrassed. I'd be happy to lick that for you. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
2363 | I see you’re an outie! | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
2364 | No really, I think you're pulling it off. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
2365 | Who's to say which is better? Some just are innies and some just are outies. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
2366 | Shocking, right? | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
2367 | This is America and I have rights. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
2368 | Catholic. You? | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
2369 | You have an outie. I have an innie. . | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
2370 | I’m woke. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
2371 | My human is into alternative medicine | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
2372 | Sister Carmella! Always the rebel. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
2373 | Is that what you’re wearing to the Vet Gala? | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
2374 | Trust me, it's all over Tik Tok. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
2375 | I told them "this makes me look thinner". | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
2376 | This is how the cool dogs wear them. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
2377 | Who's your stylist? | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
2378 | I’ll scratch you if you’ll scratch me? Waddysay? | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
2379 | How long are you in for? | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2380 | Yeah, I can't get decent reception either. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2381 | Am I ashamed to be wearing a cone? What are you talking about? | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
2382 | Mines just a lampshade from the party, whats yours for? | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2383 | Could I get you to scratch my ear, please? | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
2384 | With the reduced drag coefficient, I can retrieve much faster. Plus, I can still lick myself. Win-win. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
2385 | My owner's a sailor. My owner's a priest. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
2386 | An open car window | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
2387 | It's kind of an Elizabethan vs. Pilgrim thing. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
2388 | You thank that's bad? I just bombed an audition for the new RCA ad. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
2389 | My new owner is an interior decorator. Appearance is everything. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
2390 | I left the house in a hurry this morning. | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
2391 | Luckily, my owner’s dyslexic. | 1.3095 | 0.06978 | 84 | 66 | 10 | 8 |
2392 | My name is Yin, what's yours? | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
2393 | I said, 'fine, I'll wear it. But only as an accessory.' | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2394 | You should see the way he wears his mask! | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2395 | They put it on wrong, now I can lick wherever you need! | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
2396 | I told my owner it’s how all the dogs are wearing it | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
2397 | I find that this way it has less echo. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2398 | Hindsight is twenty twenty. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
2399 | When do you get your 2nd shot? | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2400 | It’s called flipping the script. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2401 | That's why they call me the "human whisperer." | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2402 | It’s really more of a fashion statement. | 1.3095 | 0.06978 | 84 | 66 | 10 | 8 |
2403 | You should try, it’s called downward dog! | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
2404 | Yeah,I have Medicaid. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2405 | What about my freedoms? Nobody’s gonna tell me how to wear this thing. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
2406 | This way my dignity and peripheral vision stay intact. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2407 | I had a change of perspective. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
2408 | ...and then, within like 5 minutes, I got 3000 new followers! | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
2409 | It’s reversible, you know. | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
2410 | It’s post-Elisabethan. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
2411 | Nice Ruff. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
2412 | It's fashion before function at my house. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
2413 | I see you’re still wearing the old model. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
2414 | Just run as hard as you can through the cat door! | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
2415 | I thought it was perfect for my Shakespeare audition. | 1.3088 | 0.07629 | 68 | 53 | 9 | 6 |
2416 | So,my vet was telling me about his dyslexia... | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
2417 | It's a lampshade, the cat put vodka in my water dish. | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
2418 | Just put your head out of the window inside the car wash. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
2419 | Don’t worry. I may look cooler, but it’s equally hard to lick myself. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2420 | I find that my coefficient of drag is vastly superior | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
2421 | Works like yours, but is way more aerodynamic. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
2422 | ...and mine was built to be aerodynamic! | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
2423 | Montessori | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2424 | It doesn't help my neck, but I can still lick my favorite parts. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2425 | My human seemed confused about his mask, too. | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
2426 | The aerodynamics are so much better. | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
2427 | Don’t ask. Don’t tell. | 1.3086 | 0.06948 | 81 | 63 | 11 | 7 |
2428 | What vet do you use? | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
2429 | Prep school, eh? | 1.3086 | 0.05455 | 81 | 57 | 23 | 1 |
2430 | I told the doctor I’m claustrophobic. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2431 | I’m disrupting the cone industry. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2432 | So my owner saw this Tik Tok... | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2433 | ‘Cone half full kind of dog?’ | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
2434 | ...it’s really more about you wearing the cone and less about the cone wearing you, am I right? | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2435 | It’s so much easier for butt sniffing | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2436 | it prevents itch and reduces drag! | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2437 | This way I get the Doppler effect when a car drives by. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
2438 | I kept hearing messages from Pluto. | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
2439 | He said I am too beautiful a boy to hide my face like that. | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
2440 | I can bark them into anything. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
2441 | I get to chew my stitches AND make an anti-cone statement | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
2442 | I guess I'm an outie and you're an inie. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
2443 | Sure it makes me look fat. But it's comfortable. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
2444 | It's European. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
2445 | Could you please lower your voice? | 1.3085 | 0.06241 | 94 | 72 | 15 | 7 |
2446 | It's cooler if you wear it backwards. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
2447 | Obviously, you're not on TikTok. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
2448 | We both wear the same cone, my friend. The limitations are in your mind. | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
2449 | I get 17 channels. You? | 1.3085 | 0.06241 | 94 | 72 | 15 | 7 |
2450 | Yeah, I know. My owner started drinking again. | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
2451 | I'm with the resistance. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
2452 | I see you are an extrovert. | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 78 | 55 | 22 | 1 |
2453 | They say that opposites attract. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
2454 | I'm seeing life more objectively now that I'm free of the echo chamber. | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
2455 | I took my vows two years ago but am still awaiting to be assigned to a Parrish. | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
2456 | My human hates caving to societal norms, but this time it was just too much weed. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
2457 | I got tired of the echo chamber. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2458 | It must have been an awesome tailwind. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2459 | No, yours is a cone, mine is an Elizabethan neck ruff. | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 65 | 24 | 2 |
2460 | I am so fast now I am almost invisible | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
2461 | In fact, I did get dressed in the dark this morning. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
2462 | You know how it works.... you scratch my back and I scratch your .... | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
2463 | Spayed? No, just the opposite. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2464 | The whole world is inside out. | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
2465 | It was too echoey! | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
2466 | Then one day, I just said to myself - just embrace it, and make it your own. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
2467 | I'm giving this look a try. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
2468 | It's a lampshade of shame! | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
2469 | I still scratch, but at least I don’t get laughed at. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
2470 | Dumb Vet didn't know if I was coming or going. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
2471 | Guess who I ran into today. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2472 | It depends on your interpretation of the Constitution as to what 'backwards' means | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2473 | It was just the next logical step once I was ordained. | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
2474 | I was able to do this by executing the Downward Facing Dog pose in my yoga class. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
2475 | Ruff, ruff . . . ruff, ruff, ruff | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
2476 | On Fridays we keep it casual. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2477 | no, you’ve got it all backwards | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
2478 | It’s a drool collar! | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
2479 | I’m telling you, I have a whole new perspective! | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
2480 | Sorry for your loss. Mine is actually for aerodynamics. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
2481 | Prada, Doug. You look good though. | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
2482 | Peripheral is everything. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
2483 | Wait... "Dog eat dog" is just a saying? | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
2484 | Well, mine is less for function and more for fashion. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
2485 | This way I hear the sounds of the city, not the sound of the ocean." | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
2486 | It looks like I got the trainee vet. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
2487 | Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
2488 | C'mon Jake, Ya gotta think Outside the Box | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
2489 | I can't hear as well, but it looks kinda cool, doesn't it? | 1.3068 | 0.05447 | 88 | 63 | 23 | 2 |
2490 | Say 3 here boys and 2 good dogs and you are forgiven my son. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
2491 | Nah, I'M fine, but you should see the lightbulb! | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
2492 | Go stand in front of a leaf blower! | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
2493 | Do you feel emasculated, too? | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
2494 | It's like this, Sparky. Having a halfwit owner has its perks. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
2495 | You just lay on your side...roll into a ball...tail between your legs...grab it in your mouth...jerk really hard...and wham! | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
2496 | RUSTY! We rode home from the vet WITH THE TOP DOWN! | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
2497 | I graduated from seminary last week. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
2498 | would you scratch something for me? | 1.3068 | 0.06734 | 88 | 69 | 11 | 8 |
2499 | My Doctor's a Contraveterinarian | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
2500 | That collar really ages you in dog years | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2501 | Wait till you see what I've done with my food bowl! | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2502 | Yes, my vet is dyslexic. Why do you ask? | 1.3067 | 0.07096 | 75 | 58 | 11 | 6 |
2503 | Really it works both ways - my owner happens to be a nun. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2504 | Well, you know there is a right way and a wrong way. Kind of like the toilet paper over/under thing... | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
2505 | So, how was your bris? | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2506 | Next time they ask you.....say "convex - not concave" | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2507 | Still using last season’s cone? | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2508 | My insurance wouldn't cover that one. | 1.3067 | 0.05687 | 75 | 53 | 21 | 1 |
2509 | Yeah,it was on Shark Tank. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
2510 | This way you don't have to look up at the camera to hide your double chin. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2511 | I’d strongly recommend switching to the newer model. It’s got a much larger field of view and is biodegradable. | 1.3067 | 0.07096 | 75 | 58 | 11 | 6 |
2512 | Too Handmaid's Tale for my taste. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2513 | This quarantine has made me reimagine my wardrobe. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2514 | Coney Island was great, but it sort of gave me tunnel vision. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2515 | Upturned collars? Oh no, those are so last season. | 1.3067 | 0.07346 | 75 | 59 | 9 | 7 |
2516 | So...Are you extraverted introvert or introverted extravert? | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2517 | It was crazy windy outside. | 1.3067 | 0.07096 | 75 | 58 | 11 | 6 |
2518 | Innie meets outie | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
2519 | I bite my nails. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
2520 | It worked for Madonna. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2521 | If you wear it this way it helps with wind resistance. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
2522 | Hi, my name's Yin. What's yours? | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
2523 | Let me guess...Yang? | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
2524 | I don't feel like a lightbulb | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
2525 | My human is an idiot. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
2526 | Nice subwoofer. | 1.3059 | 0.06905 | 85 | 67 | 10 | 8 |
2527 | I consider myself an Influencer..... | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2528 | I just told him "good master." | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2529 | I told my mom all the cool dogs wear their cone backwards. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
2530 | I'm no longer shamed by the cone. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
2531 | And you believed them?! | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
2532 | If we keep wear these lampshades, they will think we are alrady nuetered | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2533 | Wait till you see what I’ve done with my leash! | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2534 | I'll itch yours if you itch mine. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
2535 | I know, I know...you warned me about the cheap knockoffs. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
2536 | The collar is reversible, comes in neutral colors, and can be monogrammed. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2537 | My human fights oppression wherever she sees it. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
2538 | Looks like we were meant for each other. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
2539 | Who cares if mine is on backwards? The question is "who wore it better?" | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2540 | My master is anti-mask, too. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
2541 | It means I got my second shot! | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
2542 | It's the aerodynamics. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
2543 | I’ll scratch, and you lick | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
2544 | Well, it may help with your WiFi signal, but you look ridiculous. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
2545 | It’s roomier, but the acoustics aren’t nearly as good. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
2546 | The echo is gone! | 1.3056 | 0.05814 | 72 | 51 | 20 | 1 |
2547 | No, I'm from the nunnery. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
2548 | Stitches are fake news. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
2549 | It's given me a whole new perspective! | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
2550 | I am only wearing it because I have to... I don't think they even work. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
2551 | It happened when I stuck my head out the window when my owner was going 90 MPH. It DOES make drinking water much easier... | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
2552 | i’m a dominican, you must be a jesuit | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
2553 | My vet has a concierge practice. | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
2554 | You be the nun and I'll be the priest. | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
2555 | White dog privilege | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
2556 | Now, we shall kiss. | 1.3056 | 0.05814 | 72 | 51 | 20 | 1 |
2557 | You wouldn't get it - it's an inside joke. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
2558 | i find it slimming | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
2559 | I'll lick your paws if you'll lick my butt. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
2560 | How did you know I was just out for a ride in the car? | 1.3053 | 0.05200 | 95 | 68 | 25 | 2 |
2561 | I still can't lick my stitches off, but now I feel like superdog. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
2562 | One word. Aerodynamics. | 1.3053 | 0.05200 | 95 | 68 | 25 | 2 |
2563 | Outies are better than Inies. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
2564 | I’m telling you Fido, THIS is the new black. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
2565 | I just got stuck in a lampshade. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2566 | I used reverse psy-collar-gy. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
2567 | I'll chew on yours if you chew on mine. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2568 | Mine was a snout lift. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
2569 | No, I haven't been fixed. I've joined the priesthood. | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
2570 | The problem isn’t my licking, it’s my body wanting to be licked. | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
2571 | I feel if we do kiss... we will never be apart. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2572 | I'm not fixed, I'm fashionable | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2573 | I know your dad didn’t read the instructions | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2574 | I run faster this way. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2575 | That's how the pups are wearing it these days. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
2576 | Yeah, I realized it’s much easier to eat pussy this way. | 1.3049 | 0.06873 | 82 | 64 | 11 | 7 |
2577 | Do you get better reception when your cone faces out like that? | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
2578 | I used to think the glass was half empty too. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2579 | It is just like wearing your mask below your nose. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2580 | They wanted me to wear that way, but have you ever tried getting your head in the toilet with that thing on? | 1.3049 | 0.07089 | 82 | 65 | 9 | 8 |
2581 | My vet appears to be an introvert. | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
2582 | It's so aerodynamic. I don't chase squirrels anymore, I lap them. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
2583 | The cone of trust | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2584 | CDC now recommends we double cone. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2585 | Oh, look! You have an innie! | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2586 | It’s called leisurewear, Gus. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
2587 | I think they want me to lick myself. | 1.3043 | 0.05950 | 69 | 49 | 19 | 1 |
2588 | So I take it you’re also an anti-masker? | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
2589 | Fashion before function, Carl. You look ridiculous. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2590 | I’m an ‘outie' | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
2591 | It keeps him from scratching me behind the ears; I always hated that. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2592 | Just dive head first into the clothes washer while the door is open! | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
2593 | I've had both my shots, so I no longer need to isolate. | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
2594 | That look is so yesterday. And it must kill your ears when you bark. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
2595 | I've finally gotten it behind me. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
2596 | How's the reception in there? | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
2597 | Still wearing last season's model? | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
2598 | I told the vet I was horny. | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
2599 | Tonsils. You? | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2600 | It's more aerodynamic, so you heal faster. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
2601 | It was a Kosher operation. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
2602 | That collar is so last year. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
2603 | Wait till they are going fast. Put your head out the window. Bam - you're free! | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
2604 | They marketed it as "aerodynamic and fashionable." | 1.3043 | 0.05296 | 92 | 66 | 24 | 2 |
2605 | Same thing always happens to my umbrella. | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
2606 | you must be a republican | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2607 | I accepted the limited nature of my existence and in this acceptance I was made free. | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
2608 | Buster, is this the new variant? | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
2609 | Let me guess... Tik Tok? | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
2610 | The aerodynamics are noticeably better. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2611 | Mine's Edwardian. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2612 | It’s a new procedure | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2613 | Being a Seeing Eye dog has its perks. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
2614 | You need to shift the paradigm." | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
2615 | My master turned it around because we’re running in the marathon this week. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
2616 | I shaved 15 seconds off my mile time wearing it like this. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
2617 | It’s a lamp shade. Things got crazy after our owner left for work. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2618 | You just don't have the balls. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
2619 | My owners thought it was a bib. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2620 | Seriously, at lean out the car window and the damn thing snaps back like this. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
2621 | It’s slimming. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
2622 | It's called 'retro' | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2623 | I got the more aerodynamic model. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
2624 | Thanks, but I'm not that clever, my master is dyslexic. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2625 | You know, when you stick your head out the car window... | 1.3038 | 0.05207 | 79 | 55 | 24 | 0 |
2626 | Why don't we trade for the day? It will really confuse our owners. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
2627 | I need to ask you a really big favor. | 1.3038 | 0.07059 | 79 | 62 | 10 | 7 |
2628 | You got it wrong. It's Falstaff not The Handmaid's Tale. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2629 | You bite my stitch, I'll bite yours. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
2630 | we can kiss, but no necking. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
2631 | I know right?? All this time! | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
2632 | ‘Still can’t lick my butt, but the rest of life feels so much brighter’ | 1.3038 | 0.07286 | 79 | 63 | 8 | 8 |
2633 | It keeps my tail from getting into my eyes! | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
2634 | My vet took my pain meds. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
2635 | You wouldn’t understand. It’s a Tesla design. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
2636 | The noise was getting to be too much | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2637 | I see you've been binging The Handmaid's Tale again. | 1.3036 | 0.05927 | 112 | 88 | 14 | 10 |
2638 | I’ll scratch your ear if you’ll lick my balls. | 1.3034 | 0.06856 | 89 | 71 | 9 | 9 |
2639 | you're a inny I'm a outty | 1.3034 | 0.06667 | 89 | 70 | 11 | 8 |
2640 | Yeah. My insurance only pays for the kind that faces backwards | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2641 | It gets better. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
2642 | I think we would make a good fit! | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
2643 | Yeah,it happens every time I stick my head out of the car window. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
2644 | It's the cone of pride | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
2645 | Hello! Can you hear me? I think you’re on mute | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
2646 | It's really just a simple cone inversion problem, all the math teachers are doing it... | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2647 | The acoustics are much better this way. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
2648 | This could be mutually beneficial... | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2649 | I guess I didn’t read the latest CDC guidelines. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
2650 | We joined the Presbyterians. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2651 | My people don't believe in shaming | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
2652 | Mine's custom. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2653 | I don't have an injury; I'm doing "Twelfth Night" down at the dog park. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2654 | No surgery. My owner is an engineer, it cuts down wind resistance chasing squirrels. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2655 | I see your folks read directions. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2656 | 'It's okay, they've got the vaccine now' | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2657 | So if I invert my cone, I escape the Baby-Boomer humor universe” | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
2658 | Yo, it's the canine backwards baseball cap. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2659 | Wearing it this way eliminates that pesky echo. | 1.3030 | 0.06333 | 99 | 78 | 12 | 9 |
2660 | Have you ever seen it this windy? | 1.3030 | 0.07470 | 66 | 51 | 10 | 5 |
2661 | No, you have to face *into* the wind. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2662 | The new vetinarary intern seems nice. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2663 | I appreciate your traditional approach,but, personally, I am going more for a Lady Gaga-esque vibe. | 1.3030 | 0.07470 | 66 | 51 | 10 | 5 |
2664 | I see you haven't heard about the new reverse therapy. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2665 | My vet is dyslexic. | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
2666 | You're so judgemental...it still works AND I can breathe! | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2667 | Not only is it reversible, the lamp still works. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
2668 | I look better than I sound. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
2669 | Nah, can't lick 'em either. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2670 | Look on the flip side... | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
2671 | I’m a woofer; you’re a tweeter. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2672 | My problems are behind me" | 1.3026 | 0.05626 | 76 | 54 | 21 | 1 |
2673 | They’re sweet, but not very bright. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2674 | It gives me the necessary speed to catch my tail. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2675 | I was rescued by Dominican nuns. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
2676 | It's a Tesla. | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
2677 | Well, comfort is key when barking from home. | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
2678 | There's no injury. It cleans up my aerodynamic profile for chasing cars. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
2679 | My vet is from England. Why do you ask? | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
2680 | That’s so two dog years ago. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2681 | Only one of us is right | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
2682 | This way, you can still sniff your own butt. | 1.3023 | 0.06834 | 86 | 68 | 10 | 8 |
2683 | Hey, you're an in-y and I'm an out-y. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
2684 | Which one of our owners can't read directions? | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
2685 | How’s the reception? | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
2686 | melborp eht ees tnod I | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
2687 | It's surprising how easy it is to train my human to do whatever I want. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
2688 | It's a long story, but mine is actually a lampshade. | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
2689 | Its really not that uncommon. Its called an "innie". | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
2690 | They asked me if I was Catholic | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
2691 | This way I can hear the ocean. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
2692 | I went for the aerodynamic model. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
2693 | Say five Hail Marys and two Our Fathers, resolve to not pee on the carpet and then who's a GOOD boy! | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
2694 | Personally,I find the flipped-up collar too preppy a look. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
2695 | If you walk backwards, it looks like you have it on right. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
2696 | Really, Rex? That style is so last year! | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
2697 | Did you hear that? | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
2698 | Yeah we’re pretty much doing the opposite of what any doctor says these days. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
2699 | It’s my version of downward-facing dog. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
2700 | Turn that frown upside down! | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2701 | Enough with the megaphone! | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2702 | Not bowing to convention is the only thing that makes me feel alive these days. | 1.3021 | 0.04938 | 96 | 68 | 27 | 1 |
2703 | Yeah, well I checked Tiktok and Gen-z is saying this is the way to wear it now | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2704 | I'm not injured, I'm pretending to be a pilgrim. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2705 | You still can’t lick your ass BUT you can eat without shame | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
2706 | It keeps me from touching my face. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
2707 | Well,My owner suffers from Dyslexia | 1.3016 | 0.08043 | 63 | 50 | 7 | 6 |
2708 | Just run through the dog door. | 1.3014 | 0.05912 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2709 | How did you turn on your megaphone setting?? | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2710 | Hindsight is 20/20. | 1.3014 | 0.07216 | 73 | 57 | 10 | 6 |
2711 | It's how they're wearing them at Westminster. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2712 | Now I don't get so claustrophobic when I'm sniffing butts. | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
2713 | Instagram vs Reality | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2714 | The best part is 'no echo' | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2715 | I just got the vaccine! | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2716 | Is it me, or is the whole world turned around? | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2717 | What!?! I can’t hear you! | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
2718 | Rookie | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2719 | My doctor is a postmodernist | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2720 | Look, I’m a Handmaid’s Tail | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
2721 | Honestly, this way is much more aerodynamic for when you stick your head out of the car window. Try it! | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2722 | It makes it easier to sniff your butt.. can I sniff your butt?! | 1.3012 | 0.06800 | 83 | 65 | 11 | 7 |
2723 | Well, look at chew! | 1.3012 | 0.05209 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
2724 | This way is more fetching! | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
2725 | I’m all healed, but I love an accessory. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2726 | If you scratch mine I'll scratch yours | 1.3012 | 0.06800 | 83 | 65 | 11 | 7 |
2727 | I see you're a fan of conservative media. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
2728 | I have no idea who NASA is,but they called | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
2729 | Our company doesn’t have a strict dress code. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2730 | Yes my son, of course I will hear your confession! | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
2731 | My owner drives really fast. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
2732 | It's a Montessori thing. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
2733 | You have to run really fast. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
2734 | I read on Barker that cones are a hoax. | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
2735 | My owner was totally baffled ; he still thinks Trump won. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
2736 | These days,we don’t know if we’re coming or going. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2737 | Vet prescribed, but patriots don’t let fear of infection trump our rights to lick | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2738 | You wouldn’t believe the wind. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2739 | You’re wearing it wrong. Dr. Fauci says it should cover your nose and mouth. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
2740 | It’s okay man, you can come out, 2020 is over. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2741 | They wear it like this in France. | 1.3012 | 0.05746 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2742 | it’s more aero dynamic during car rides | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
2743 | My owner calls it lamp shade chic. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2744 | There is lot less drag when chasing cars. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2745 | I still can't bite my stitches, but at least it's more areodynamic. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2746 | I think it's a sign we were meant for each other. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2747 | It can also be worn as a skirt. | 1.3011 | 0.05021 | 93 | 66 | 26 | 1 |
2748 | Call me a clown if you want, but I can still chew your tail for a biscuit. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2749 | ‘Do you really think it’s about keeping you safe? Wake up!’ | 1.3011 | 0.06448 | 93 | 73 | 12 | 8 |
2750 | Fixed but make it fashion. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
2751 | This means that they un-fixed me right?” | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2752 | Lots of dogs are into popping their collars, but I prefer a more casual look. | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2753 | Thanks for the heads up. Mirrors baffle me. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
2754 | I’m trying reverse psychology | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
2755 | Because I could. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
2756 | I feel it helps preserve the dignity of forced castration | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
2757 | I’m notorious D-O-G. | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
2758 | This way, I can't scratch but I can still sniff. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2759 | No, YOU'RE wearing it backwards! | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
2760 | No, I think you're the one who has it on backwards. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2761 | If you walk backwards, no one notices. | 1.3000 | 0.06981 | 80 | 63 | 10 | 7 |
2762 | Easy on the eyes, aerodynamic, and doesn’t get in the way of proper introductions if you know what I’m saying. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2763 | It's the new starched white collier look of the 1900s. All the dogs will be wearing it. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2764 | I got the lead in "The Crucible!" | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
2765 | OMG. You’re such a goody-goody. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
2766 | My owner's Ignorance is my Bliss. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2767 | I kept barking at the gramaphone. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
2768 | How's your reception? | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
2769 | That headwind's a killer. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2770 | ...And then all of a sudden a huge gust came and blew all my troubles away! | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
2771 | My mobility suffers but my peripheral vision is back! | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
2772 | Which sect are you? | 1.3000 | 0.05347 | 90 | 65 | 23 | 2 |
2773 | Agreed—no more throwing shade. | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
2774 | I didn’t know you were celibate. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2775 | My Vet might be dyslexic.....At least I can see the furniture I run into. | 1.3000 | 0.07435 | 70 | 55 | 9 | 6 |
2776 | I came out. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
2777 | Now I see what they mean by an "innie" and an "outie" | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2778 | . . . and I told him it was way too windy for a walk. | 1.3000 | 0.06601 | 90 | 71 | 11 | 8 |
2779 | Be smarter than me, bark to go out; don't try using the dog door! | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
2780 | Believe me, I wish I had blinders on around this family. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2781 | I’d say in your case it’s best to back through the dog door. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2782 | Does this make my neck look fat? | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
2783 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. Show me the data these things actually protect us! | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2784 | Now I can run faster than you can!" | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2785 | You should see the new table he tried to put together! | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
2786 | Once you put your head out the car window, you'll never look back. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
2787 | Oh look, another denier! | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2788 | We're a perfect match | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2789 | And somehow she still got pregnant | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
2790 | Wtf Jerry | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
2791 | I bet your humans wear their masks below their noses. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
2792 | Linda, it's fashion week! Put in a little bit of effort! | 1.3000 | 0.07435 | 70 | 55 | 9 | 6 |
2793 | I keep telling you man, acid really opens your eyes to the world | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2794 | I'm a glass half full kind of dog | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2795 | I know the Centers for Doggy Control (CDC) said to wear it over my face, but I find it limits my face-licking and crotch sniffing capabilities that way. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2796 | You scratch mine, I'll scratch yours. | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
2797 | Yeah! Absolutely! I had my second shot! | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
2798 | what can I say My Vet likes to smoke the hooch | 1.2990 | 0.06246 | 97 | 76 | 13 | 8 |
2799 | My vet is a big believer in alternative medicine. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
2800 | You look like a handmaid. I look like a superhero. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |