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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-02-08T02:21:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-03-01T02:22:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-02-23T02:22:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | March 1, 2021 |
Number of captions | 6295 |
Number of responses | 1140034 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I’ve changed my mind. I love it. | 1.9750 | 0.01859 | 2079 | 773 | 585 | 721 |
1 | Still not level. | 1.8645 | 0.01922 | 1949 | 851 | 511 | 587 |
2 | Are you even listening to me? | 1.8300 | 0.02202 | 1418 | 628 | 403 | 387 |
3 | All right, now out like a lamb! | 1.7676 | 0.01814 | 2027 | 966 | 566 | 495 |
4 | Does this make me the trophy's wife? | 1.7098 | 0.01693 | 2050 | 986 | 673 | 391 |
5 | “So this is how you lionize yourself?” | 1.6778 | 0.01881 | 2067 | 1196 | 341 | 530 |
6 | Getting warmer. | 1.6455 | 0.02125 | 1447 | 820 | 320 | 307 |
7 | Can't you stop being a Dentist for even one minute! | 1.5952 | 0.01969 | 1339 | 728 | 425 | 186 |
8 | OMG - he did remember you! | 1.5705 | 0.03066 | 617 | 368 | 146 | 103 |
9 | That reminds me, I need to visit the gynecologist. | 1.5660 | 0.02339 | 970 | 559 | 273 | 138 |
10 | That reminds me. Your mother called. | 1.5655 | 0.02465 | 840 | 476 | 253 | 111 |
11 | As long as it covers your nose and mouth it counts as a mask. | 1.5624 | 0.02564 | 825 | 483 | 220 | 122 |
12 | I liked it at the store but at home it seems too daring. | 1.5599 | 0.02766 | 868 | 563 | 124 | 181 |
13 | There. That’s perfect. | 1.5580 | 0.02675 | 724 | 418 | 208 | 98 |
14 | I tried calling 911, but she can't stop laughing. | 1.5452 | 0.02727 | 697 | 411 | 192 | 94 |
15 | In the condo, the mighty condo, the lion eats tonight | 1.5380 | 0.02956 | 671 | 423 | 135 | 113 |
16 | Well, give me a second to savor the irony here, Bob. | 1.5343 | 0.03263 | 496 | 300 | 127 | 69 |
17 | So now do you believe me when I said I thought I saw it move. | 1.5272 | 0.03585 | 423 | 262 | 99 | 62 |
18 | I know you can still hear me. | 1.5257 | 0.02872 | 565 | 329 | 175 | 61 |
19 | I wish I could say this is the stupidest thing you've done. | 1.5253 | 0.03236 | 533 | 335 | 116 | 82 |
20 | I changed my mind. Let’s keep it. | 1.5234 | 0.02839 | 577 | 337 | 178 | 62 |
21 | Should we go back to the singing bass? | 1.5207 | 0.02761 | 651 | 392 | 179 | 80 |
22 | Looks like the pussy grabbed you, Mr. Trump. | 1.5183 | 0.03856 | 409 | 270 | 66 | 73 |
23 | Sometimes you swallow your pride, other times your pride swallows you. | 1.5166 | 0.03325 | 482 | 301 | 113 | 68 |
24 | Am I going to be a trophy widow? | 1.5136 | 0.02973 | 516 | 304 | 159 | 53 |
25 | To be fair, you started it. | 1.5105 | 0.03234 | 474 | 290 | 126 | 58 |
26 | Yes, it was a gift from my mother. Why do you ask? | 1.5056 | 0.03365 | 447 | 278 | 112 | 57 |
27 | Well, look at that…a lion’s head and a horse’s ass all in the same wall hanging! | 1.5046 | 0.03594 | 436 | 284 | 84 | 68 |
28 | It's always the last place you look. | 1.5035 | 0.02838 | 566 | 339 | 169 | 58 |
29 | Tell him one of your jokes to make him yawn. | 1.4952 | 0.03602 | 416 | 270 | 86 | 60 |
30 | I think it belongs in the den. | 1.4950 | 0.03064 | 501 | 308 | 138 | 55 |
31 | Well, Harry, at least for once in your life your head is not up your ass. | 1.4945 | 0.03529 | 451 | 298 | 83 | 70 |
32 | I said to center it, not enter it. | 1.4922 | 0.03459 | 384 | 235 | 109 | 40 |
33 | I was once the trophy you lost your head over. | 1.4916 | 0.03543 | 415 | 267 | 92 | 56 |
34 | On second thought, it was fine where it was. | 1.4872 | 0.03571 | 390 | 248 | 94 | 48 |
35 | Should I call animal control or your therapist? | 1.4871 | 0.03798 | 349 | 223 | 82 | 44 |
36 | This is so much better than your singing fish. | 1.4871 | 0.02910 | 464 | 271 | 160 | 33 |
37 | You can come out now, my mom left. | 1.4867 | 0.03460 | 415 | 264 | 100 | 51 |
38 | You can pretend you are being eaten by that lion, but we are still going to my sisters this weekend. | 1.4859 | 0.03425 | 426 | 272 | 101 | 53 |
39 | Alexa, open mouth now | 1.4827 | 0.03773 | 375 | 247 | 75 | 53 |
40 | Well, well. Now who's endangered? | 1.4803 | 0.03614 | 381 | 245 | 89 | 47 |
41 | That reminds me, did you feed the cat? | 1.4795 | 0.03459 | 415 | 267 | 97 | 51 |
42 | What a coincidence! That's exactly how my first husband died. | 1.4784 | 0.03622 | 393 | 257 | 84 | 52 |
43 | You turn every simple task into a circus. | 1.4777 | 0.03869 | 358 | 238 | 69 | 51 |
44 | You never kiss me like that. | 1.4776 | 0.03430 | 379 | 235 | 107 | 37 |
45 | See! I’m not the only one who finds you difficult to swallow these days. | 1.4767 | 0.03475 | 407 | 262 | 96 | 49 |
46 | Could you hold my drink while I get the camera? | 1.4750 | 0.04006 | 320 | 210 | 68 | 42 |
47 | Some days you swallow your pride. Others, the pride swallows you." | 1.4746 | 0.03667 | 394 | 262 | 77 | 55 |
48 | They say, if you put your head in there long enough, you can hear the jungle. | 1.4742 | 0.03778 | 329 | 209 | 84 | 36 |
49 | Oh, that reminds me. The headhunter called you back today. | 1.4698 | 0.03900 | 315 | 203 | 76 | 36 |
50 | Bad boy, drop it! I said drop it! | 1.4688 | 0.03495 | 384 | 246 | 96 | 42 |
51 | This may not be the best time, but I want a divorce. | 1.4680 | 0.03839 | 359 | 241 | 68 | 50 |
52 | Can't hear you, Honey. Cat got your tongue? | 1.4673 | 0.03859 | 336 | 221 | 73 | 42 |
53 | I'd help, but I'm feeling a little conflicted right now. | 1.4657 | 0.03867 | 335 | 221 | 72 | 42 |
54 | An elephant never forgets, but a lion always dismembers. | 1.4650 | 0.04037 | 329 | 223 | 59 | 47 |
55 | Let me know if you need help. | 1.4637 | 0.03723 | 317 | 200 | 87 | 30 |
56 | We also need to talk about the elephant in the room | 1.4633 | 0.03689 | 354 | 231 | 82 | 41 |
57 | Help? With what? | 1.4626 | 0.03440 | 361 | 226 | 103 | 32 |
58 | Do you still want this wine? | 1.4625 | 0.03766 | 333 | 216 | 80 | 37 |
59 | Not your left... the lion's left. | 1.4623 | 0.03458 | 398 | 259 | 94 | 45 |
60 | Don’t feel bad. My first three husbands couldn’t get out of it either. | 1.4605 | 0.03920 | 304 | 197 | 74 | 33 |
61 | It's like you're not even listening to me. | 1.4599 | 0.03254 | 387 | 240 | 116 | 31 |
62 | Seems your pride's come back to bite you. | 1.4589 | 0.04015 | 316 | 212 | 63 | 41 |
63 | Wish you had read the instructions now? | 1.4587 | 0.03984 | 303 | 199 | 69 | 35 |
64 | You can come out now, Trump lost | 1.4586 | 0.04084 | 314 | 213 | 58 | 43 |
65 | Oh George, stop it. I can't handle it if you die ironically. | 1.4585 | 0.03783 | 325 | 211 | 79 | 35 |
66 | Who's the trophy spouse now? | 1.4581 | 0.03585 | 334 | 211 | 93 | 30 |
67 | Henry, just once will you look at me when I'm talking to you? | 1.4576 | 0.03885 | 330 | 220 | 69 | 41 |
68 | Just play dead. | 1.4571 | 0.03791 | 315 | 203 | 80 | 32 |
69 | You can come out now, he's been inaugurated." | 1.4564 | 0.04148 | 287 | 191 | 61 | 35 |
70 | I can't tell if it's straight if you don't hold still. | 1.4563 | 0.03927 | 320 | 213 | 68 | 39 |
71 | You’re about to be my first trophy husband. | 1.4557 | 0.03809 | 316 | 205 | 78 | 33 |
72 | Yep. He remembers you. | 1.4556 | 0.03979 | 270 | 171 | 75 | 24 |
73 | Always playing the victim. | 1.4554 | 0.03931 | 314 | 208 | 69 | 37 |
74 | Did you hear ANYTHING I just said? | 1.4543 | 0.03784 | 339 | 225 | 74 | 40 |
75 | Does he know your safe word? | 1.4539 | 0.03862 | 304 | 197 | 76 | 31 |
76 | No one’s laughing, Barry. In fact, they all left 20 minutes ago. | 1.4534 | 0.03756 | 322 | 209 | 80 | 33 |
77 | Well at least your head isn't where my mother always says it is. | 1.4513 | 0.03852 | 308 | 201 | 75 | 32 |
78 | His mounting troubles eventually consumed him. | 1.4512 | 0.04313 | 297 | 208 | 44 | 45 |
79 | You have to admit that there's a certain irony to it. | 1.4508 | 0.03894 | 315 | 209 | 70 | 36 |
80 | Okay,you win, put singing trout back up. | 1.4507 | 0.04052 | 304 | 205 | 61 | 38 |
81 | Now, be fair, dear. You took his head off first. | 1.4507 | 0.03832 | 304 | 197 | 77 | 30 |
82 | Don’t install the wall safe back there,” I said. But did you listen? Noooo | 1.4504 | 0.03581 | 353 | 230 | 87 | 36 |
83 | You always have to play the victim | 1.4502 | 0.04073 | 291 | 194 | 63 | 34 |
84 | Something's eating you. What is it? | 1.4495 | 0.03787 | 327 | 216 | 75 | 36 |
85 | I guess this makes me a trophy wife. | 1.4492 | 0.03850 | 305 | 199 | 75 | 31 |
86 | While you're in there, can you see my last husband? | 1.4487 | 0.03841 | 312 | 205 | 74 | 33 |
87 | Alexa, relax your teeth. | 1.4483 | 0.03983 | 319 | 217 | 61 | 41 |
88 | I know you can still hear me Henry! | 1.4464 | 0.04160 | 280 | 188 | 59 | 33 |
89 | Stop mumbling, Henry. I don't know what 'Elp me' means. | 1.4457 | 0.04144 | 267 | 176 | 63 | 28 |
90 | Anyway, my mother is only staying for the weekend. | 1.4453 | 0.04091 | 256 | 165 | 68 | 23 |
91 | Well, you mounted him, what the hell did you think he'd do, congratulate you? | 1.4451 | 0.03752 | 319 | 209 | 78 | 32 |
92 | Well, just try not to show fear. They sense it. | 1.4448 | 0.03847 | 317 | 211 | 71 | 35 |
93 | No, to the lion’s right. | 1.4444 | 0.03980 | 279 | 182 | 70 | 27 |
94 | Yes, it does look more realistic that way. | 1.4441 | 0.03962 | 313 | 212 | 63 | 38 |
95 | What should I do with your drink? | 1.4440 | 0.04130 | 277 | 185 | 61 | 31 |
96 | Alexa, end Safari simulation. | 1.4430 | 0.03885 | 307 | 204 | 70 | 33 |
97 | Honey, try using your tongue to lift the wire over the nail. | 1.4428 | 0.03767 | 332 | 222 | 73 | 37 |
98 | Looks like I finally snagged a trophy husband. | 1.4427 | 0.03768 | 323 | 214 | 75 | 34 |
99 | Let him go and I'll put you where you can look out the window. | 1.4417 | 0.04241 | 240 | 156 | 62 | 22 |
100 | Good thing you did not keep it’s butt as a trophy. | 1.4408 | 0.04180 | 304 | 213 | 48 | 43 |
101 | That's funny. I always thought Karma would eventually bite you in the ass. | 1.4407 | 0.03999 | 295 | 198 | 64 | 33 |
102 | Good thing you didn't mount the rump. | 1.4405 | 0.04430 | 252 | 172 | 49 | 31 |
103 | I’d help, but it might spoil the story. | 1.4404 | 0.03223 | 361 | 225 | 113 | 23 |
104 | Let's try it in the den. | 1.4403 | 0.04062 | 268 | 176 | 66 | 26 |
105 | Karma has a way of evening the score, Donald. | 1.4397 | 0.04011 | 282 | 187 | 66 | 29 |
106 | OHMYGOD, HARRY, YOU’RE SCRATCHING THE WALL!!! | 1.4396 | 0.04053 | 298 | 203 | 59 | 36 |
107 | Hmm...911, SPCA or Tik Tok? | 1.4394 | 0.03708 | 330 | 219 | 77 | 34 |
108 | Funny - people rarely talk about "trophy husbands" but here we are. | 1.4391 | 0.04259 | 271 | 185 | 53 | 33 |
109 | You must've hurt his pride. | 1.4385 | 0.03737 | 301 | 195 | 80 | 26 |
110 | I found the remote. | 1.4385 | 0.03712 | 317 | 208 | 79 | 30 |
111 | Every time I bring up wanting kids, you change the subject. | 1.4383 | 0.03762 | 308 | 202 | 77 | 29 |
112 | Well,after all dear ... you did shoot him. | 1.4373 | 0.04186 | 263 | 176 | 59 | 28 |
113 | Wait. Stop. Suddenly it DOES spark joy! | 1.4367 | 0.04087 | 300 | 207 | 55 | 38 |
114 | Some art just pulls you right in. | 1.4367 | 0.03976 | 300 | 203 | 63 | 34 |
115 | You can't hide there forever, Henry. Come say hello to Mom. | 1.4363 | 0.03817 | 314 | 210 | 71 | 33 |
116 | Maybe it would go better in the den. | 1.4355 | 0.03864 | 287 | 188 | 73 | 26 |
117 | This could be the reason it was so cheap. | 1.4354 | 0.03958 | 271 | 177 | 70 | 24 |
118 | I’m surprised he remembered you! | 1.4354 | 0.03888 | 271 | 175 | 74 | 22 |
119 | Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. | 1.4354 | 0.03859 | 294 | 194 | 72 | 28 |
120 | This Harold. This is why no one invites us over anymore. | 1.4353 | 0.04134 | 255 | 168 | 63 | 24 |
121 | I guess that explains all the one star reviews on Amazon | 1.4351 | 0.04054 | 262 | 172 | 66 | 24 |
122 | That reminds me. Have you fed the cat? | 1.4345 | 0.04076 | 290 | 198 | 58 | 34 |
123 | To be honest, it sort of works for me now. | 1.4341 | 0.03987 | 258 | 167 | 70 | 21 |
124 | Oh that reminds me , Ralph .Did you feed the cat today? | 1.4341 | 0.04348 | 258 | 177 | 50 | 31 |
125 | He can’t be hungry... You said he was stuffed. | 1.4336 | 0.04468 | 226 | 151 | 52 | 23 |
126 | And this is my late husband on our safari. The last thing He said was “ Yes dear...I’m sure he’s dead...” | 1.4335 | 0.04320 | 263 | 181 | 50 | 32 |
127 | Did you try turning it off and turning it back on? | 1.4327 | 0.03915 | 275 | 180 | 71 | 24 |
128 | Honey, you're wearing it backwards. | 1.4317 | 0.04125 | 271 | 183 | 59 | 29 |
129 | You were right. It really does reach out and grab you. | 1.4312 | 0.04045 | 269 | 179 | 64 | 26 |
130 | He almost never does that. | 1.4310 | 0.04163 | 232 | 150 | 64 | 18 |
131 | How come you never kiss me like that? | 1.4305 | 0.03981 | 302 | 207 | 60 | 35 |
132 | What do you mean you don't see the irony? | 1.4303 | 0.04420 | 244 | 167 | 49 | 28 |
133 | Well, I did say I wanted a trophy husband. | 1.4300 | 0.03738 | 307 | 203 | 76 | 28 |
134 | Mom's only staying a week. | 1.4296 | 0.04034 | 270 | 180 | 64 | 26 |
135 | He’ll spit you out once he starts choking on your hairpiece. | 1.4291 | 0.04046 | 275 | 185 | 62 | 28 |
136 | What’s the matter, Ted ... cat got your tongue? | 1.4286 | 0.04332 | 259 | 179 | 49 | 31 |
137 | To be honest, I don’t like to be called your trophy either. | 1.4281 | 0.04141 | 278 | 191 | 55 | 32 |
138 | Looks like your pride swallowed you. | 1.4275 | 0.04288 | 276 | 194 | 46 | 36 |
139 | Careful of the lamp! | 1.4275 | 0.04131 | 276 | 189 | 56 | 31 |
140 | Sure..shoot him, mount him, THEN stick your head in his mouth. | 1.4273 | 0.04493 | 227 | 154 | 49 | 24 |
141 | I TOLD you I saw it move. | 1.4270 | 0.03950 | 281 | 188 | 66 | 27 |
142 | It’s art dear. It’s all consuming. | 1.4270 | 0.04108 | 281 | 193 | 56 | 32 |
143 | I see I’m not the only one who wants to bite your head off. | 1.4251 | 0.04144 | 247 | 164 | 61 | 22 |
144 | You were humming 'Wim-o-weh' again, weren't you? | 1.4249 | 0.04163 | 273 | 188 | 54 | 31 |
145 | You get to Narnia through the wardrobe,dear,not the lion. | 1.4247 | 0.04189 | 259 | 176 | 56 | 27 |
146 | Okay, so what do you want me to do, Harold, call the paramedics or Ringling Brothers? | 1.4240 | 0.03991 | 283 | 192 | 62 | 29 |
147 | Honestly, John, every time you tell me that story, you get way too dramatic. | 1.4239 | 0.04272 | 243 | 164 | 55 | 24 |
148 | You can take your head out now, 2020 is over. | 1.4238 | 0.04175 | 269 | 185 | 54 | 30 |
149 | Honey if you can hear me, a little more to the left. | 1.4235 | 0.04237 | 255 | 174 | 54 | 27 |
150 | Phil, you know that I can still see you. | 1.4235 | 0.04273 | 255 | 175 | 52 | 28 |
151 | You've always got some lame excuse for not going along to my parents house. | 1.4234 | 0.04131 | 248 | 165 | 61 | 22 |
152 | Lois was torn between calling 9-1-1, or grabbing her phone for a picture for the insurance man. | 1.4234 | 0.04324 | 248 | 170 | 51 | 27 |
153 | I told you to leave it in the den. | 1.4234 | 0.03885 | 274 | 181 | 70 | 23 |
154 | Less impressive now that it's dead, Frank. | 1.4234 | 0.03953 | 274 | 183 | 66 | 25 |
155 | Really, Harold? After only 10 months of lockdown? | 1.4231 | 0.04212 | 260 | 178 | 54 | 28 |
156 | Now I'm a trophy's wife | 1.4229 | 0.03835 | 279 | 184 | 72 | 23 |
157 | Cat have your tongue again? | 1.4225 | 0.04193 | 284 | 200 | 48 | 36 |
158 | Make sure you relax. Remember, they can smell fear! | 1.4223 | 0.04134 | 251 | 168 | 60 | 23 |
159 | When I said use your head, I wasn't being literal. | 1.4221 | 0.03929 | 244 | 157 | 71 | 16 |
160 | Be careful, it already costed us an arm and a leg. | 1.4219 | 0.04431 | 237 | 163 | 48 | 26 |
161 | Be careful of the lamp dear. | 1.4216 | 0.04050 | 268 | 181 | 61 | 26 |
162 | So, then I told her about my new sweater and....Are you listening to me! | 1.4216 | 0.04252 | 268 | 187 | 49 | 32 |
163 | He never bites. You must have done something to provoke him. | 1.4215 | 0.04020 | 261 | 174 | 64 | 23 |
164 | My goodness. Talk about holding a grudge. | 1.4211 | 0.04411 | 247 | 172 | 46 | 29 |
165 | I can't hear you. Do you want your wine here or should I put it on the coffee table? | 1.4211 | 0.04020 | 247 | 162 | 66 | 19 |
166 | I TOLD you the eyes were following me! | 1.4208 | 0.04041 | 259 | 173 | 63 | 23 |
167 | I was told you could hear the Serengeti. | 1.4208 | 0.04309 | 240 | 163 | 53 | 24 |
168 | Speak up, George. You're mumbling." (Apologies to the Charles Addams' cartoon, circa 1940s, of a man just swallowed by a large snake, and his wife saying this to him | 1.4206 | 0.04360 | 233 | 158 | 52 | 23 |
169 | Did you even consider asking what "interactive art" actually meant !? | 1.4206 | 0.04360 | 233 | 158 | 52 | 23 |
170 | I told you not to wear your MAGA hat in the house... | 1.4205 | 0.03989 | 283 | 193 | 61 | 29 |
171 | So, can I talk now? | 1.4204 | 0.04125 | 245 | 163 | 61 | 21 |
172 | Could you try fighting for your life a little more to the left? | 1.4203 | 0.04554 | 207 | 139 | 49 | 19 |
173 | He seems to remember you. | 1.4202 | 0.03911 | 257 | 168 | 70 | 19 |
174 | There’s gotta be an easier way to find the nail. | 1.4194 | 0.03967 | 248 | 162 | 68 | 18 |
175 | I bet that framed Toulouse-Lautrec poster from MOMA is looking pretty good right now. | 1.4191 | 0.04294 | 241 | 164 | 53 | 24 |
176 | He’s just being affectionate. | 1.4190 | 0.03831 | 253 | 163 | 74 | 16 |
177 | What, Mr. Life of The Party, the lamp shade wasn't good enough? | 1.4188 | 0.04303 | 234 | 158 | 54 | 22 |
178 | Scratch him behind the ears! He loves that! | 1.4188 | 0.04018 | 277 | 189 | 60 | 28 |
179 | So you finally got your head in the game. | 1.4177 | 0.04115 | 249 | 167 | 60 | 22 |
180 | Honey, it's okay. The Smiths have gone home now. | 1.4176 | 0.03943 | 261 | 173 | 67 | 21 |
181 | I’d help, but if you could see, I have wine here. | 1.4175 | 0.04208 | 285 | 203 | 45 | 37 |
182 | Then, once it's level, his jaws release | 1.4174 | 0.04356 | 230 | 156 | 52 | 22 |
183 | Jerry, I think it's time to acknowledge that you're being consumed by your own pride. | 1.4173 | 0.04258 | 278 | 198 | 44 | 36 |
184 | It’s a good thing you didn’t put it lower! | 1.4170 | 0.04372 | 235 | 161 | 50 | 24 |
185 | Isn’t it more likely that you left your reading glasses at work? | 1.4170 | 0.04112 | 259 | 176 | 58 | 25 |
186 | I always wanted a trophy husband. | 1.4167 | 0.04140 | 240 | 160 | 60 | 20 |
187 | And in the other universe, you're on HIS wall. | 1.4164 | 0.04103 | 269 | 185 | 56 | 28 |
188 | All right,Fred,what's eating you this time? | 1.4160 | 0.04476 | 250 | 178 | 40 | 32 |
189 | Taxidermy, meet tax attorney. | 1.4159 | 0.04712 | 226 | 161 | 36 | 29 |
190 | I'm still glad we didn't go with the singing bass. | 1.4158 | 0.03962 | 279 | 190 | 62 | 27 |
191 | Cat got your tongue again? | 1.4156 | 0.04469 | 231 | 160 | 46 | 25 |
192 | Here honey, brought you a glass of wine to wash down my husband | 1.4154 | 0.04168 | 272 | 190 | 51 | 31 |
193 | On second thought let's go with the singing fish. | 1.4154 | 0.04026 | 260 | 175 | 62 | 23 |
194 | “It won’t work Harry. It will be the first place my Mother will look.” | 1.4153 | 0.04232 | 236 | 159 | 56 | 21 |
195 | Honey, it wasn't funny in Tanzania. It isn't funny now. | 1.4152 | 0.04301 | 224 | 150 | 55 | 19 |
196 | Hold on, let me get the squirt bottle. | 1.4152 | 0.04438 | 224 | 153 | 49 | 22 |
197 | While you’re in there, do you see any sign of the dog? | 1.4148 | 0.04158 | 270 | 188 | 52 | 30 |
198 | Do you still want this Chardonnay? | 1.4141 | 0.04439 | 227 | 156 | 48 | 23 |
199 | I think he remembers you. | 1.4139 | 0.03922 | 244 | 159 | 69 | 16 |
200 | I think a simple cloth mask would be best. | 1.4138 | 0.03694 | 290 | 192 | 76 | 22 |
201 | Gladys, why can't you lose your ring down the sink like everyone else? | 1.4135 | 0.04532 | 208 | 141 | 48 | 19 |
202 | Nice going, Tarzan. | 1.4130 | 0.04219 | 230 | 154 | 57 | 19 |
203 | When I told you to get your head in the game, this is not what I meant. | 1.4130 | 0.04252 | 247 | 170 | 52 | 25 |
204 | Don't be so dramatic, my parents will only be staying a few days. | 1.4125 | 0.04342 | 240 | 166 | 49 | 25 |
205 | Don't move, that is perfect | 1.4124 | 0.03978 | 274 | 187 | 61 | 26 |
206 | I thought he wanted courage, not a brain. | 1.4122 | 0.04180 | 262 | 182 | 52 | 28 |
207 | Be careful, dear. I lost my last husband to a cougar. | 1.4121 | 0.03674 | 313 | 212 | 73 | 28 |
208 | The hunter becomes the hunted, eh, Patrick. | 1.4120 | 0.04396 | 233 | 161 | 48 | 24 |
209 | Did you make eye contact again?” | 1.4118 | 0.04287 | 238 | 163 | 52 | 23 |
210 | I’ve changed my mind Bob, It can stay. | 1.4118 | 0.04203 | 238 | 161 | 56 | 21 |
211 | Well, this is better than the usual place your head ends up. | 1.4115 | 0.04666 | 226 | 161 | 37 | 28 |
212 | You know, I've always wanted a trophy husband. | 1.4110 | 0.04508 | 219 | 151 | 46 | 22 |
213 | Who did I call last time, your taxidermist or 911? | 1.4108 | 0.04206 | 241 | 164 | 55 | 22 |
214 | For Pete's sake, George, Mother's only here for three months. | 1.4108 | 0.04123 | 241 | 162 | 59 | 20 |
215 | It really jumps out at you, doesn't it? | 1.4106 | 0.04025 | 263 | 179 | 60 | 24 |
216 | Rub his ears Norman!!! | 1.4104 | 0.04007 | 251 | 168 | 63 | 20 |
217 | You enter Narnia through the wardrobe,dear. | 1.4103 | 0.04625 | 234 | 168 | 36 | 30 |
218 | Cat got your tongue, Honey? | 1.4102 | 0.04178 | 256 | 177 | 53 | 26 |
219 | Perfect! | 1.4102 | 0.04066 | 256 | 174 | 59 | 23 |
220 | You want me to shoot it again? | 1.4098 | 0.04288 | 244 | 169 | 50 | 25 |
221 | Your pride is killing you. | 1.4098 | 0.04132 | 266 | 185 | 53 | 28 |
222 | Just relax, Jerry. He’s as frightened as you are. | 1.4095 | 0.04322 | 232 | 159 | 51 | 22 |
223 | Will this ever not be funny to you? | 1.4095 | 0.04449 | 232 | 162 | 45 | 25 |
224 | Lion pays fifty-thousand dollars to hunt dentists in New York, sparking international debate. | 1.4094 | 0.04453 | 254 | 183 | 38 | 33 |
225 | Who's endangered now Larry? | 1.4094 | 0.04054 | 276 | 192 | 55 | 29 |
226 | Pretend you are a hairball. | 1.4093 | 0.04708 | 215 | 152 | 38 | 25 |
227 | Should I go outside and pull his tail? | 1.4093 | 0.04567 | 215 | 149 | 44 | 22 |
228 | Well, look who's endangered now. | 1.4093 | 0.04339 | 237 | 164 | 49 | 24 |
229 | 2020. | 1.4091 | 0.04628 | 220 | 155 | 40 | 25 |
230 | Has the cat got your tongue? | 1.4088 | 0.03768 | 274 | 182 | 72 | 20 |
231 | Would you like some wine with my husband? | 1.4087 | 0.04262 | 252 | 176 | 49 | 27 |
232 | Quick, make yourself look bigger. | 1.4087 | 0.04392 | 230 | 159 | 48 | 23 |
233 | Don't move. It's perfect. | 1.4086 | 0.04237 | 257 | 180 | 49 | 28 |
234 | Keep this in mind if you ever start thinking about a trophy wife | 1.4080 | 0.04398 | 250 | 178 | 42 | 30 |
235 | See? I told you it's not just gift horses. | 1.4080 | 0.04134 | 250 | 171 | 56 | 23 |
236 | Watch out for the lamp. | 1.4078 | 0.04151 | 255 | 176 | 54 | 25 |
237 | Didn't you learn anything from getting your head caught in the staircase railing? | 1.4074 | 0.04503 | 216 | 149 | 46 | 21 |
238 | I told you that thing would come back to bite you! | 1.4072 | 0.04335 | 221 | 150 | 52 | 19 |
239 | Play dead! | 1.4070 | 0.03850 | 258 | 171 | 69 | 18 |
240 | Okay, you win. It does fit. | 1.4064 | 0.04410 | 219 | 150 | 49 | 20 |
241 | Well, well. Look who the cat dragged in! | 1.4064 | 0.03946 | 283 | 196 | 59 | 28 |
242 | Hold still. I'm going to try the Heimlich maneuver. | 1.4061 | 0.04222 | 261 | 184 | 48 | 29 |
243 | Let me take a pic, your ex-wife will love this. | 1.4059 | 0.04185 | 239 | 163 | 55 | 21 |
244 | Not real impressive when the lion's already dead. | 1.4059 | 0.04268 | 239 | 165 | 51 | 23 |
245 | Looking for your pride, dear? | 1.4059 | 0.04227 | 239 | 164 | 53 | 22 |
246 | For God's sake Tom, if you don't feel like Chablis just say so. | 1.4059 | 0.04100 | 239 | 161 | 59 | 19 |
247 | Ok, next time I'll just say hang it high instead of place it overhead. | 1.4056 | 0.04221 | 249 | 173 | 51 | 25 |
248 | Apparently the lion is not sleeping tonight. | 1.4055 | 0.04160 | 254 | 176 | 53 | 25 |
249 | While you're in there, see if you can find the cat. | 1.4052 | 0.04529 | 232 | 165 | 40 | 27 |
250 | We should have gotten a standard wall safe. | 1.4048 | 0.04184 | 252 | 175 | 52 | 25 |
251 | I think I found the remote. | 1.4048 | 0.04369 | 252 | 180 | 42 | 30 |
252 | At least the portrait of your mother didn’t come alive.” | 1.4047 | 0.04269 | 257 | 182 | 46 | 29 |
253 | Oh my goodness, now I really am a trophy wife. | 1.4043 | 0.04403 | 235 | 165 | 45 | 25 |
254 | Finally,my own trophy husband. | 1.4040 | 0.04245 | 250 | 175 | 49 | 26 |
255 | Oh for goodness sake,use a level! | 1.4038 | 0.04161 | 260 | 182 | 51 | 27 |
256 | Don't move, I'm getting my camera. | 1.4038 | 0.04396 | 213 | 145 | 50 | 18 |
257 | I just feel like you aren't really listening to me. | 1.4038 | 0.04446 | 213 | 146 | 48 | 19 |
258 | Look,George,if you don't want to talk to me just say so. | 1.4035 | 0.04097 | 228 | 152 | 60 | 16 |
259 | I am not falling for it Bert, you still have to come furniture shopping with me. | 1.4034 | 0.04346 | 233 | 162 | 48 | 23 |
260 | The safe word is “meow.” | 1.4034 | 0.04303 | 233 | 161 | 50 | 22 |
261 | You have it on backwards! | 1.4034 | 0.04481 | 238 | 170 | 40 | 28 |
262 | Funny, I thought he was stuffed. | 1.4032 | 0.04193 | 248 | 172 | 52 | 24 |
263 | You can come out now. Trump is gone. | 1.4029 | 0.04757 | 206 | 146 | 37 | 23 |
264 | At least it didn't cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.4029 | 0.04707 | 206 | 145 | 39 | 22 |
265 | I don't know, Ray. I don't think he's completely over you shooting him and cutting his head off. | 1.4028 | 0.04624 | 211 | 148 | 41 | 22 |
266 | Since you're busy, I'll put your drink on the counter. | 1.4026 | 0.04457 | 231 | 163 | 43 | 25 |
267 | While you're in there, see if he's got the remote. | 1.4026 | 0.04151 | 231 | 156 | 57 | 18 |
268 | Why do you always have to make such a production out of every little thing? | 1.4024 | 0.04295 | 246 | 173 | 47 | 26 |
269 | It’s still crooked...turn your head a smidge to the left. | 1.4024 | 0.04295 | 246 | 173 | 47 | 26 |
270 | How convenient that you’re stuck in the lion's head when it’s your turn to do the dishes. | 1.4024 | 0.04039 | 251 | 171 | 59 | 21 |
271 | He has your eyes. | 1.4020 | 0.04478 | 204 | 139 | 48 | 17 |
272 | You're not listening to me, Stan. | 1.4019 | 0.04380 | 214 | 146 | 50 | 18 |
273 | I like it where it is. | 1.4018 | 0.04471 | 224 | 157 | 44 | 23 |
274 | That's just right! Leave it just like that! | 1.4017 | 0.04346 | 239 | 168 | 46 | 25 |
275 | Why so quiet tonight, Frank--cat got your tongue? | 1.4015 | 0.04135 | 259 | 181 | 52 | 26 |
276 | I told you this hobby would come back to bite you. | 1.4010 | 0.04341 | 202 | 135 | 53 | 14 |
277 | Still has a bit of fight left in him I see. | 1.4010 | 0.04669 | 202 | 141 | 41 | 20 |
278 | No kitty! Bad kitty! Drop him right now! | 1.4009 | 0.04201 | 227 | 154 | 55 | 18 |
279 | Honey, as Churchill said: “You cannot reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth.” | 1.4008 | 0.04266 | 242 | 169 | 49 | 24 |
280 | Sorry, my husband usually has his head up his ass. | 1.4008 | 0.04356 | 247 | 176 | 43 | 28 |
281 | Still don't think karma is real, Jeffery? | 1.4000 | 0.04588 | 210 | 147 | 42 | 21 |
282 | Well,they did say,”Very life like.” | 1.4000 | 0.04389 | 220 | 152 | 48 | 20 |
283 | God I always wanted a trophy husband. | 1.4000 | 0.04437 | 210 | 144 | 48 | 18 |
284 | You can stop the drama,Fred. My mother is not coming to stay with us after all. | 1.4000 | 0.04161 | 230 | 156 | 56 | 18 |
285 | Well, I guess we know who ISN'T replacing Siegfried. | 1.4000 | 0.04618 | 205 | 143 | 42 | 20 |
286 | Imagine if you had bought the bear rug. | 1.4000 | 0.04227 | 245 | 171 | 50 | 24 |
287 | *I* wanted the singing fish | 1.3991 | 0.04204 | 223 | 151 | 55 | 17 |
288 | I told you wearing that zebra hat was a bad idea. | 1.3991 | 0.04464 | 218 | 152 | 45 | 21 |
289 | I think he's just playing; when I look out the window, I can see his tail wagging. | 1.3990 | 0.04881 | 193 | 137 | 35 | 21 |
290 | The lampshade was funnier. | 1.3984 | 0.04093 | 256 | 178 | 54 | 24 |
291 | I hope you have your mask on. | 1.3983 | 0.04111 | 241 | 165 | 56 | 20 |
292 | Leo, you're in over your head! | 1.3983 | 0.04153 | 241 | 166 | 54 | 21 |
293 | It’s still not level, Harold. | 1.3983 | 0.04153 | 241 | 166 | 54 | 21 |
294 | Why would you do that? You knew your gazelle mask was going to upset him! | 1.3983 | 0.04216 | 236 | 163 | 52 | 21 |
295 | You know, it’s always in the last place you look. | 1.3983 | 0.04173 | 236 | 162 | 54 | 20 |
296 | Did you find the remote? | 1.3982 | 0.04303 | 226 | 156 | 50 | 20 |
297 | Could you change? The guests will be here soon. | 1.3982 | 0.04438 | 226 | 159 | 44 | 23 |
298 | I warned you this would come back to bite you one day | 1.3981 | 0.04196 | 216 | 145 | 56 | 15 |
299 | Good for you, honey. I just don't think it counts if the Lion is dead. | 1.3981 | 0.04471 | 211 | 146 | 46 | 19 |
300 | Fair is Fair. | 1.3981 | 0.04264 | 211 | 142 | 54 | 15 |
301 | Karma’s a bitch Donald. | 1.3980 | 0.04891 | 201 | 145 | 32 | 24 |
302 | I don't think the remote is in there, honey. | 1.3975 | 0.04033 | 244 | 166 | 59 | 19 |
303 | Come back to the party, Lou. No one fell for it last time, either. | 1.3975 | 0.04219 | 239 | 166 | 51 | 22 |
304 | You have no idea how much I want to say, 'I told you so.' | 1.3975 | 0.04177 | 239 | 165 | 53 | 21 |
305 | I can't hear you - the cat's got your tongue. | 1.3974 | 0.04481 | 229 | 163 | 41 | 25 |
306 | You hunted him. You killed him. You stuffed him. Did you have to tease him? | 1.3974 | 0.04262 | 229 | 158 | 51 | 20 |
307 | Really? Again? | 1.3971 | 0.04651 | 209 | 148 | 39 | 22 |
308 | I think you've got it on backwards. | 1.3970 | 0.04552 | 199 | 137 | 45 | 17 |
309 | I told you not to use Gorilla glue. | 1.3970 | 0.04496 | 199 | 136 | 47 | 16 |
310 | Hold that pose while I get my phone. | 1.3966 | 0.04071 | 237 | 161 | 58 | 18 |
311 | You’re getting blood on the carpet and it’s still crooked. | 1.3966 | 0.04309 | 232 | 162 | 48 | 22 |
312 | I told you if you killed that lion that it would come back to bite you. | 1.3965 | 0.04378 | 227 | 159 | 46 | 22 |
313 | That trick would be far more impressive if you hadn't shot him first. | 1.3965 | 0.04509 | 227 | 162 | 40 | 25 |
314 | Darling, I wish you'd tell me what's eating you. | 1.3965 | 0.04552 | 227 | 163 | 38 | 26 |
315 | It’s always in the last place you look, Mary. | 1.3964 | 0.04495 | 222 | 157 | 42 | 23 |
316 | Why don't you just pound your head against the wall like a normal person? | 1.3962 | 0.04453 | 212 | 147 | 46 | 19 |
317 | and you thought those talking fish on the wall were annoying! | 1.3959 | 0.04301 | 245 | 174 | 45 | 26 |
318 | Harold! The taxidermy of the lion eating your brother is falling off the wall! | 1.3959 | 0.04416 | 245 | 177 | 39 | 29 |
319 | My mom will only be here for a week. | 1.3957 | 0.04311 | 235 | 165 | 47 | 23 |
320 | Honey! Quick! Rub behind his ears! | 1.3957 | 0.04111 | 230 | 156 | 57 | 17 |
321 | Well, you might have noticed his paw prints on the carpet. | 1.3956 | 0.04268 | 225 | 155 | 51 | 19 |
322 | Nice try but I'm not cancelling book group. | 1.3956 | 0.04268 | 225 | 155 | 51 | 19 |
323 | Hold that pose dear. I'll finish my wine and then get the camera. | 1.3954 | 0.03975 | 263 | 182 | 58 | 23 |
324 | In the condo,the pricey condo,the lion feeds tonight... | 1.3953 | 0.04030 | 258 | 179 | 56 | 23 |
325 | In one horrible moment, Edna realized she'd be hosting tonight's dinner party solo. | 1.3953 | 0.04505 | 215 | 151 | 43 | 21 |
326 | Seriously, George. Again? | 1.3952 | 0.04633 | 210 | 149 | 39 | 22 |
327 | I suppose 'a little more to the left' is not what you want to hear just now | 1.3951 | 0.04455 | 205 | 141 | 47 | 17 |
328 | Let him go, he’s not the one who shot you. | 1.3950 | 0.03924 | 238 | 159 | 64 | 15 |
329 | I’m right! It says ‘Made in Africa.’ | 1.3950 | 0.04353 | 238 | 169 | 44 | 25 |
330 | Ok, then try clicking “Leave Meeting”... | 1.3946 | 0.04433 | 223 | 157 | 44 | 22 |
331 | On second thought, let's put up the picture of my mother. | 1.3945 | 0.04364 | 218 | 151 | 48 | 19 |
332 | Let’s take it back to the den. | 1.3944 | 0.04335 | 213 | 146 | 50 | 17 |
333 | I still can't believe how lifelike it is. | 1.3941 | 0.04318 | 203 | 137 | 52 | 14 |
334 | Well,you DID tell the taxidermist you wanted it to be lifelike. | 1.3941 | 0.04539 | 203 | 141 | 44 | 18 |
335 | Stop being so dramatic! Here's your wine. | 1.3941 | 0.04645 | 203 | 143 | 40 | 20 |
336 | Once a dentist, always a dentist | 1.3939 | 0.04890 | 198 | 143 | 32 | 23 |
337 | Well, well, well... And all your friends said I'd be the trophy that would do you in. | 1.3939 | 0.04187 | 231 | 159 | 53 | 19 |
338 | Why can't you just wear a mask like everyone else? | 1.3939 | 0.04142 | 231 | 158 | 55 | 18 |
339 | I know,I know,I asked for courage ... But I’ll take a brain | 1.3938 | 0.04820 | 193 | 137 | 36 | 20 |
340 | You didn’t read the directions, did you? | 1.3937 | 0.04415 | 221 | 155 | 45 | 21 |
341 | My god, Larry, it's uncanny. I swear he's looking right at me. | 1.3935 | 0.04342 | 216 | 149 | 49 | 18 |
342 | Let me know if you find the dog" | 1.3934 | 0.04465 | 211 | 147 | 45 | 19 |
343 | I told you when you brought that home it would come back to bite you. | 1.3934 | 0.04415 | 211 | 146 | 47 | 18 |
344 | Almost as funny as the time you mooned the rhino. | 1.3932 | 0.04384 | 206 | 141 | 49 | 16 |
345 | What's the matter, Henry? Cat got your tongue? | 1.3932 | 0.04322 | 234 | 165 | 46 | 23 |
346 | So, how do YOU like being endangered? | 1.3932 | 0.04279 | 234 | 164 | 48 | 22 |
347 | Karma's a b***h, isn't it. | 1.3930 | 0.04434 | 229 | 163 | 42 | 24 |
348 | You murdered his pride; why shouldn’t he swallow yours? | 1.3929 | 0.04371 | 224 | 157 | 46 | 21 |
349 | I know, right? It's twice as fun in vibrate mode! | 1.3927 | 0.04490 | 219 | 155 | 42 | 22 |
350 | It’s funnier with the lampshade. | 1.3927 | 0.04623 | 191 | 132 | 43 | 16 |
351 | Stay there. I'll call the taxidermist. | 1.3926 | 0.04176 | 242 | 169 | 51 | 22 |
352 | I guess there is a God, Mister Big Game Hunter. | 1.3926 | 0.04217 | 242 | 170 | 49 | 23 |
353 | You know, Walter, I always despised that lion's head … until now. | 1.3922 | 0.04357 | 204 | 139 | 50 | 15 |
354 | I knew that hunting trip would come back to bite you. | 1.3922 | 0.04245 | 204 | 137 | 54 | 13 |
355 | Good God, Irving! Now the left side is too high! | 1.3921 | 0.04373 | 227 | 160 | 45 | 22 |
356 | He hasn't liked you from the day you shot him. | 1.3921 | 0.04283 | 227 | 158 | 49 | 20 |
357 | When you’re done with him you can eat the kids | 1.3919 | 0.04490 | 222 | 158 | 41 | 23 |
358 | The story will be: The lion didn't do it. He was framed. | 1.3917 | 0.04471 | 217 | 153 | 43 | 21 |
359 | Should I put down the wine? | 1.3915 | 0.04548 | 212 | 150 | 41 | 21 |
360 | Does it spark joy for you now? | 1.3915 | 0.04596 | 212 | 151 | 39 | 22 |
361 | You got a call from the taxidermist and he says it's urgent." | 1.3915 | 0.04645 | 212 | 152 | 37 | 23 |
362 | Daniel, I think it's more appropriate in the den. | 1.3915 | 0.04448 | 212 | 148 | 45 | 19 |
363 | I told you motion activation was a bad idea. | 1.3913 | 0.03964 | 230 | 154 | 62 | 14 |
364 | I’ll hold your drink.” | 1.3913 | 0.04106 | 230 | 157 | 56 | 17 |
365 | Hold on, he's starting to gag. | 1.3911 | 0.03780 | 271 | 185 | 66 | 20 |
366 | Now I’m glad we didn’t buy the tail end. | 1.3911 | 0.04372 | 248 | 180 | 39 | 29 |
367 | It’s OK to ask for help, dear. | 1.3909 | 0.04577 | 197 | 137 | 43 | 17 |
368 | Play dead! No, wait, that's bears. | 1.3908 | 0.04009 | 238 | 162 | 59 | 17 |
369 | There must be a better way to hide the safe. | 1.3907 | 0.04596 | 215 | 154 | 38 | 23 |
370 | No really, he only does this to people he likes. | 1.3904 | 0.04222 | 228 | 158 | 51 | 19 |
371 | That's so sweet -- he usually shies away from strangers. | 1.3901 | 0.04241 | 223 | 154 | 51 | 18 |
372 | Let me know when you're done avoiding me | 1.3901 | 0.04096 | 223 | 151 | 57 | 15 |
373 | What's the matter Fred, cat got your tongue? | 1.3901 | 0.04473 | 223 | 159 | 41 | 23 |
374 | No Daniel,the lion goes in the den | 1.3900 | 0.04387 | 241 | 174 | 40 | 27 |
375 | Right there, that's perfect. | 1.3900 | 0.04583 | 200 | 140 | 42 | 18 |
376 | Honey, I can't hear you. Do you want your glass of wine or not? | 1.3899 | 0.04454 | 218 | 154 | 43 | 21 |
377 | Cat got your head? | 1.3897 | 0.04833 | 195 | 140 | 34 | 21 |
378 | It's still crooked. If you'd get your head out of its mouth, you could see. | 1.3897 | 0.04610 | 195 | 136 | 42 | 17 |
379 | When I said use your head, this isn't what I meant. | 1.3897 | 0.04330 | 213 | 147 | 49 | 17 |
380 | Next time, ask for the one that isn't interactive. | 1.3897 | 0.04174 | 213 | 144 | 55 | 14 |
381 | Well you weren’t quite what I was expecting when they said “Trophy husband” | 1.3897 | 0.04330 | 213 | 147 | 49 | 17 |
382 | I told you it prefers the den. | 1.3897 | 0.04481 | 213 | 150 | 43 | 20 |
383 | I never liked how his eyes followed you around the room. | 1.3894 | 0.04350 | 208 | 143 | 49 | 16 |
384 | Oh, I see you've already had a drink. | 1.3894 | 0.04558 | 208 | 147 | 41 | 20 |
385 | While you're in there, see if you can find any evidence of what happened to our children. | 1.3892 | 0.04255 | 203 | 137 | 53 | 13 |
386 | Still crooked. | 1.3889 | 0.04274 | 234 | 165 | 47 | 22 |
387 | Now, turn the third molar and the safe should pop open. | 1.3889 | 0.04483 | 216 | 153 | 42 | 21 |
388 | Yes dear, it WAS funny the first time ... | 1.3889 | 0.04578 | 216 | 155 | 38 | 23 |
389 | Careful! You're leaving marks on the wall. | 1.3889 | 0.04483 | 216 | 153 | 42 | 21 |
390 | Really, Arthur, the next time my mother comes over, you can just go watch TV in the other room. | 1.3886 | 0.04409 | 211 | 147 | 46 | 18 |
391 | I’m worried that your art is starting to consume you. | 1.3886 | 0.04560 | 211 | 150 | 40 | 21 |
392 | Why does it always have to be about you? | 1.3883 | 0.04537 | 206 | 145 | 42 | 19 |
393 | Well, bravo for life's little ironies. | 1.3883 | 0.04791 | 206 | 150 | 32 | 24 |
394 | Ignore him Stan. If he gets a reaction he’ll never stop doing it. | 1.3883 | 0.04485 | 206 | 144 | 44 | 18 |
395 | What's the matter—cat got your tongue? Answer me! | 1.3883 | 0.04790 | 188 | 133 | 37 | 18 |
396 | I think he ate my first husband, too. See if he's in there. | 1.3881 | 0.04145 | 219 | 149 | 55 | 15 |
397 | Kinda makes you wonder what's on the other side of that wall, doesn't it? | 1.3881 | 0.04397 | 201 | 138 | 48 | 15 |
398 | Huh. I thought that expression only applied to gift horses. | 1.3879 | 0.04262 | 214 | 147 | 51 | 16 |
399 | It’d be more impressive if the lion wasn’t dead. | 1.3877 | 0.04278 | 227 | 159 | 48 | 20 |
400 | Should I call the taxidermist? | 1.3876 | 0.04489 | 209 | 147 | 43 | 19 |
401 | Well,well...Look what the cat dragged in. | 1.3874 | 0.04155 | 222 | 152 | 54 | 16 |
402 | Must you do this every time Mom comes over for dinner? | 1.3873 | 0.04672 | 204 | 146 | 37 | 21 |
403 | You should've stopped with the singing bass. | 1.3871 | 0.03976 | 248 | 171 | 58 | 19 |
404 | Right there...Perfect! | 1.3871 | 0.04369 | 217 | 152 | 46 | 19 |
405 | I can't understand what you see in him. | 1.3871 | 0.04384 | 186 | 125 | 50 | 11 |
406 | A little to the left, Larry. I think he’ll let go if the Feng Shui is right. | 1.3871 | 0.04369 | 217 | 152 | 46 | 19 |
407 | I already checked there for the remote. | 1.3870 | 0.04237 | 230 | 161 | 49 | 20 |
408 | Why would you leave your keys there? | 1.3868 | 0.04289 | 212 | 146 | 50 | 16 |
409 | It seems fair. He has no body, now you have no head. | 1.3866 | 0.04385 | 194 | 132 | 49 | 13 |
410 | I know you can hear me in there! | 1.3865 | 0.04252 | 207 | 141 | 52 | 14 |
411 | Did you still want that glass of wine? | 1.3864 | 0.04229 | 220 | 152 | 51 | 17 |
412 | While you’re in there, look for the cat. | 1.3859 | 0.04098 | 241 | 168 | 53 | 20 |
413 | Glad to see you've got your head out of your ass, for a change. | 1.3859 | 0.04222 | 241 | 171 | 47 | 23 |
414 | Right there is perfect. | 1.3859 | 0.03925 | 241 | 164 | 61 | 16 |
415 | It’s always in the last place you look. | 1.3854 | 0.04334 | 205 | 141 | 49 | 15 |
416 | No one could hide 11000 votes in there so stop it. | 1.3854 | 0.04704 | 205 | 148 | 35 | 22 |
417 | I liked it better in the den. | 1.3853 | 0.04086 | 231 | 159 | 55 | 17 |
418 | This wouldn't have happened if you would have been socially distancing. | 1.3850 | 0.04425 | 213 | 150 | 44 | 19 |
419 | Do you want a hammer..or maybe first a chair and a whip? | 1.3849 | 0.04247 | 239 | 170 | 46 | 23 |
420 | He said I looked like Donald Jr. just before he closed his mouth on me. | 1.3846 | 0.04837 | 182 | 129 | 36 | 17 |
421 | Hold it right there while I get my camera. | 1.3843 | 0.04015 | 229 | 156 | 58 | 15 |
422 | You can come out, Harold. The Johnsons have gone. | 1.3842 | 0.04473 | 203 | 142 | 44 | 17 |
423 | It just jumps out at you, doesn’t it? | 1.3842 | 0.04748 | 190 | 135 | 37 | 18 |
424 | He wants you to let go first | 1.3839 | 0.04268 | 224 | 157 | 48 | 19 |
425 | Well it's as good of a time as it will ever be: I want a divorce. | 1.3839 | 0.04352 | 211 | 147 | 47 | 17 |
426 | Let's hope that he also bit off more than he can chew. | 1.3836 | 0.04432 | 219 | 156 | 42 | 21 |
427 | It’s an improvement. Normally, your head is up the other end | 1.3836 | 0.04479 | 219 | 157 | 40 | 22 |
428 | Not the kind of trophy husband I was thinking of. | 1.3835 | 0.04736 | 206 | 150 | 33 | 23 |
429 | Stay calm, dear. He’s just teething. | 1.3834 | 0.04518 | 193 | 134 | 44 | 15 |
430 | But even if it is rated N95, you have it on backwards. | 1.3833 | 0.04354 | 240 | 174 | 40 | 26 |
431 | Speak up, Harold, or has the cat got your tongue? | 1.3833 | 0.04227 | 227 | 159 | 49 | 19 |
432 | Wow, so not just gift-horses then." | 1.3832 | 0.04458 | 214 | 152 | 42 | 20 |
433 | Stop decorating. It’s consuming you. | 1.3832 | 0.04256 | 214 | 148 | 50 | 16 |
434 | That's not what I meant when I said, "Keep your head in the game", dear. | 1.3832 | 0.04408 | 214 | 151 | 44 | 19 |
435 | Higher | 1.3830 | 0.04900 | 188 | 136 | 32 | 20 |
436 | Wow, this completely revolutionizes 'cat got your tongue'! | 1.3830 | 0.04663 | 188 | 132 | 40 | 16 |
437 | Can you hear the ocean? | 1.3829 | 0.04480 | 222 | 160 | 39 | 23 |
438 | I love it, but you're consumed by it | 1.3829 | 0.04388 | 222 | 158 | 43 | 21 |
439 | When you told me you were being headhunted, this was not what I pictured. | 1.3828 | 0.04534 | 209 | 149 | 40 | 20 |
440 | Well it’s a change to having your head up your Ass | 1.3828 | 0.04483 | 209 | 148 | 42 | 19 |
441 | Let me help you - the insurance company would never believe you died this way. | 1.3827 | 0.04409 | 196 | 135 | 47 | 14 |
442 | Don’t walk away from me with your head in a stuffed lion’s mouth when I’m talking to you, mister! | 1.3825 | 0.04815 | 183 | 130 | 36 | 17 |
443 | What made you think your keys were in there in the first place? | 1.3825 | 0.04689 | 183 | 128 | 40 | 15 |
444 | Can't wait to watch you hang the hippopotamus. | 1.3825 | 0.04412 | 217 | 154 | 43 | 20 |
445 | When art imitates life. | 1.3825 | 0.04460 | 217 | 155 | 41 | 21 |
446 | Oh, Frank, the people at 911 are not going to believe this... again! | 1.3825 | 0.04214 | 217 | 150 | 51 | 16 |
447 | What’s the matter honey? Cat got your tongue? | 1.3824 | 0.04769 | 204 | 149 | 32 | 23 |
448 | ... which reminds me: We need to get more cat food. | 1.3822 | 0.04205 | 225 | 157 | 50 | 18 |
449 | I can't make out what you're saying. But. it's still not straight. | 1.3822 | 0.04252 | 225 | 158 | 48 | 19 |
450 | It's still not level. | 1.3820 | 0.04103 | 233 | 162 | 53 | 18 |
451 | Go ahead and mansplain your way out of this one, Tom. | 1.3819 | 0.04644 | 199 | 142 | 38 | 19 |
452 | It's safe now, Frank, he's down at Mar-a-Lago." | 1.3819 | 0.04533 | 199 | 140 | 42 | 17 |
453 | No! It's okay! Trump lost. | 1.3817 | 0.04879 | 186 | 134 | 33 | 19 |
454 | Can't hear you honey. Put down my what? | 1.3816 | 0.04245 | 207 | 142 | 51 | 14 |
455 | I think he wants to go back to the den. | 1.3815 | 0.04235 | 249 | 180 | 43 | 26 |
456 | Is this irony or coincidence? I always get confused. | 1.3814 | 0.04616 | 194 | 137 | 40 | 17 |
457 | Maybe a little more to the left. | 1.3814 | 0.04136 | 215 | 147 | 54 | 14 |
458 | I’ll call 911, but first I need the passcode to your brokerage account. | 1.3814 | 0.04066 | 236 | 164 | 54 | 18 |
459 | You’re right, it really does look lifelike. | 1.3812 | 0.04484 | 202 | 142 | 43 | 17 |
460 | "A little higher and to the right, dear." | 1.3812 | 0.04484 | 202 | 142 | 43 | 17 |
461 | Honey,how many times do I have to tell you.? You're not going to find any 'missing votes'. | 1.3810 | 0.04702 | 189 | 134 | 38 | 17 |
462 | Did you find your phone? | 1.3810 | 0.04310 | 210 | 146 | 48 | 16 |
463 | I told you not to call me your trophy wife. | 1.3807 | 0.04443 | 218 | 156 | 41 | 21 |
464 | Perhaps we should have opted for the watercolor. | 1.3807 | 0.04564 | 197 | 139 | 41 | 17 |
465 | This is so typical of you. Dennis. Your head's in it but not your heart. | 1.3807 | 0.04818 | 176 | 124 | 37 | 15 |
466 | That's what happened to my last husband. | 1.3805 | 0.04047 | 226 | 155 | 56 | 15 |
467 | You’ll have to speak up. | 1.3805 | 0.04383 | 205 | 143 | 46 | 16 |
468 | Awww, he likes you... | 1.3804 | 0.04916 | 184 | 133 | 32 | 19 |
469 | Does it smell like irony in there? | 1.3803 | 0.04369 | 213 | 150 | 45 | 18 |
470 | The head in the lion’s mouth trick is impressive at the circus because the lion is still alive, honey. | 1.3798 | 0.04495 | 208 | 148 | 41 | 19 |
471 | No wallet, but I did find my keys. | 1.3796 | 0.04121 | 216 | 148 | 54 | 14 |
472 | I told you his eyes seemed to follow me. | 1.3796 | 0.04068 | 216 | 147 | 56 | 13 |
473 | DID YOU HEAR ME... I SAID MY MOTHER’s COMING TO STAY FOR A FEW WEEKS “ | 1.3796 | 0.04472 | 216 | 155 | 40 | 21 |
474 | Payback's a bitch, huh Ralph? | 1.3796 | 0.04375 | 216 | 153 | 44 | 19 |
475 | He didn't appreciate you calling me a trophy wife! | 1.3796 | 0.04423 | 216 | 154 | 42 | 20 |
476 | I’d help, but I’m allergic to cats. | 1.3796 | 0.04165 | 245 | 175 | 47 | 23 |
477 | Oh, I forgot to tell you – don’t stand too close to that. | 1.3795 | 0.04420 | 195 | 135 | 46 | 14 |
478 | Keep your head in the game, Jack. | 1.3793 | 0.05057 | 174 | 126 | 30 | 18 |
479 | That reminds me; dinner's ready Dear | 1.3793 | 0.04574 | 203 | 145 | 39 | 19 |
480 | Who’s the trophy now? | 1.3793 | 0.04356 | 203 | 141 | 47 | 15 |
481 | Get used to it! Trump lost! | 1.3791 | 0.04548 | 211 | 152 | 38 | 21 |
482 | And here I thought you said you were caught in a lie! | 1.3791 | 0.04548 | 211 | 152 | 38 | 21 |
483 | Face it, Fritz. Lion tamers can't work from home. | 1.3791 | 0.04695 | 211 | 155 | 32 | 24 |
484 | That’s not what I meant when I told you to ‘...get your head in the game’! | 1.3790 | 0.04379 | 219 | 156 | 43 | 20 |
485 | Cat got your tongue? | 1.3789 | 0.04741 | 190 | 136 | 36 | 18 |
486 | No, Roger, I don't want to smell it. | 1.3789 | 0.04857 | 190 | 138 | 32 | 20 |
487 | You're right --- it is very lifelike. | 1.3789 | 0.04500 | 190 | 132 | 44 | 14 |
488 | Not in there. I already looked. | 1.3789 | 0.04446 | 227 | 165 | 38 | 24 |
489 | Looks like he's also king of apartment 12-C. | 1.3788 | 0.04657 | 198 | 142 | 37 | 19 |
490 | Karma Robert! That’s exactly what karma feels like! | 1.3786 | 0.04419 | 206 | 145 | 44 | 17 |
491 | You're on your own. 911 hung up. | 1.3786 | 0.04419 | 206 | 145 | 44 | 17 |
492 | You can come out now. Your mother is gone. | 1.3785 | 0.04402 | 214 | 152 | 43 | 19 |
493 | Do I tell the 911 operator you literally put your head in the mouth of a lion?" | 1.3783 | 0.03996 | 230 | 158 | 57 | 15 |
494 | You know, I think this makes the room seem much too dark. | 1.3782 | 0.04800 | 193 | 140 | 33 | 20 |
495 | You're choking him! | 1.3782 | 0.04856 | 193 | 141 | 31 | 21 |
496 | THAT, Jungle Jim, is what we call karma. | 1.3781 | 0.04496 | 201 | 142 | 42 | 17 |
497 | That explains the scratches, but why was the lion wearing lipstick? | 1.3781 | 0.04496 | 201 | 142 | 42 | 17 |
498 | It’s still not level, Jerry. | 1.3781 | 0.04440 | 201 | 141 | 44 | 16 |
499 | Frank, just line up the teeth with the blue tape | 1.3780 | 0.04070 | 246 | 174 | 51 | 21 |
500 | Oh dear, the same thing happened to my last three husbands.” | 1.3780 | 0.04629 | 209 | 152 | 35 | 22 |
501 | It would be the last time Martha drank absinthe on a first date. | 1.3780 | 0.04528 | 209 | 150 | 39 | 20 |
502 | You're mumbling,Stanley. Did you say "Call 911" or "Pick up some shrimp from Wegmans"? | 1.3780 | 0.04267 | 209 | 145 | 49 | 15 |
503 | Good thing you didn't get one featuring the rear end of the Lion. | 1.3777 | 0.04231 | 233 | 166 | 46 | 21 |
504 | Wrong pussy -George” | 1.3777 | 0.05231 | 188 | 143 | 19 | 26 |
505 | I knew this hobby would consume you... | 1.3775 | 0.04074 | 249 | 177 | 50 | 22 |
506 | I knew chasing these guys around with a rifle would come back to bite you! | 1.3775 | 0.04393 | 204 | 143 | 45 | 16 |
507 | Honey, every time I drink Merlot you look more handsome. | 1.3774 | 0.04329 | 212 | 149 | 46 | 17 |
508 | The guests will be here any moment. Should I tell them you have a headache? | 1.3773 | 0.04266 | 220 | 155 | 47 | 18 |
509 | Did you find my cell phone? | 1.3773 | 0.04314 | 220 | 156 | 45 | 19 |
510 | So, who is 'King of the Jungle' now? | 1.3772 | 0.04386 | 228 | 165 | 40 | 23 |
511 | You hunted him. You killed him. You stuffed him. Did you have to taunt him?" | 1.3772 | 0.04252 | 228 | 162 | 46 | 20 |
512 | That’s not how you get to Narnia. | 1.3771 | 0.04277 | 236 | 170 | 43 | 23 |
513 | Guess it's your turn to feed the cat. | 1.3770 | 0.04617 | 183 | 128 | 41 | 14 |
514 | I think I like it better over the fireplace, honey. | 1.3770 | 0.04617 | 183 | 128 | 41 | 14 |
515 | C'mon Gary! Let him know you're the Alpha! | 1.3770 | 0.04419 | 191 | 132 | 46 | 13 |
516 | That was funny the first time | 1.3769 | 0.04296 | 199 | 137 | 49 | 13 |
517 | I knew that would come back to bite you. | 1.3769 | 0.04637 | 199 | 143 | 37 | 19 |
518 | Why don't I just get the stud finder from the garage? | 1.3767 | 0.04532 | 215 | 156 | 37 | 22 |
519 | You could've asked me to scratch your shoulder. | 1.3767 | 0.04225 | 223 | 157 | 48 | 18 |
520 | I wish you had consulted me before buying anything at Don Jr.'s yard sale. | 1.3767 | 0.04272 | 223 | 158 | 46 | 19 |
521 | When you do see the hook be sure you’re centered. | 1.3765 | 0.04118 | 255 | 184 | 46 | 25 |
522 | The taxidermist really brought this piece to life! | 1.3765 | 0.03966 | 255 | 180 | 54 | 21 |
523 | Go deeper! There is a gag reflex. I know. | 1.3763 | 0.04890 | 194 | 143 | 29 | 22 |
524 | John, you have it on backwards! | 1.3763 | 0.04835 | 194 | 142 | 31 | 21 |
525 | Don’t fight it, John. Just tell me I was right and he’ll let go. | 1.3762 | 0.04532 | 202 | 144 | 40 | 18 |
526 | Up a little. No down. Down. To the right.Your right. Your righ...ughh, honey are you even listening to me??!! | 1.3762 | 0.04478 | 202 | 143 | 42 | 17 |
527 | He normally doesn't like people! | 1.3761 | 0.04292 | 218 | 154 | 46 | 18 |
528 | Hold this. I'll get the whip. | 1.3761 | 0.04390 | 218 | 156 | 42 | 20 |
529 | Now can I go get the level? | 1.3757 | 0.04814 | 189 | 137 | 33 | 19 |
530 | It wants to be over the fireplace. | 1.3757 | 0.04574 | 189 | 133 | 41 | 15 |
531 | Yet I again I have to tell you that your head is in the wrong place. | 1.3756 | 0.04614 | 197 | 141 | 38 | 18 |
532 | Now just straighten it, Herb. | 1.3756 | 0.04376 | 205 | 144 | 45 | 16 |
533 | You're the one who said the decor was too tame. | 1.3756 | 0.04376 | 205 | 144 | 45 | 16 |
534 | That stunt was more impressive when it was alive. | 1.3756 | 0.04463 | 213 | 153 | 40 | 20 |
535 | I thought we were going out for a bite. | 1.3756 | 0.04152 | 221 | 154 | 51 | 16 |
536 | If you step back, you'll see it's still crooked. | 1.3756 | 0.04440 | 221 | 160 | 39 | 22 |
537 | I'm not coming out until you put on a mask, Linda! | 1.3750 | 0.04462 | 192 | 134 | 44 | 14 |
538 | You always get in over your head no matter what it is. | 1.3750 | 0.04757 | 192 | 139 | 34 | 19 |
539 | OK, so maybe the "eye level" rule won't work here. | 1.3750 | 0.04400 | 192 | 133 | 46 | 13 |
540 | Just a little higher. | 1.3750 | 0.04161 | 224 | 157 | 50 | 17 |
541 | Maybe the Siegfried and Roy estate sale wasn't the best idea? | 1.3744 | 0.04391 | 211 | 150 | 43 | 18 |
542 | Not so tough without your gun, are ya honey. | 1.3744 | 0.04459 | 203 | 144 | 42 | 17 |
543 | Hold still while I get the camera. | 1.3744 | 0.04531 | 195 | 138 | 41 | 16 |
544 | Hey, can you hear the ocean? | 1.3744 | 0.04531 | 195 | 138 | 41 | 16 |
545 | In the jungle,the mighty jungle,the lion eats tonight.... | 1.3744 | 0.04589 | 195 | 139 | 39 | 17 |
546 | If you don't want to hear how my day was, just say so! | 1.3743 | 0.04415 | 187 | 129 | 46 | 12 |
547 | The Lion eats tonight. | 1.3743 | 0.04838 | 171 | 121 | 36 | 14 |
548 | This is worse than hunting with Dick Cheney. | 1.3739 | 0.04137 | 222 | 155 | 51 | 16 |
549 | Well, if it isn't king of the bungle. | 1.3739 | 0.04423 | 222 | 161 | 39 | 22 |
550 | The lion didn’t eat your glasses, Ted, you left them on the bathroom sink. | 1.3738 | 0.04346 | 214 | 152 | 44 | 18 |
551 | I would help, but I’m allergic to cats. | 1.3738 | 0.04412 | 206 | 146 | 43 | 17 |
552 | Are you listening to me?!?! | 1.3738 | 0.04304 | 206 | 144 | 47 | 15 |
553 | This is why your taxidermist made you sign a waiver. | 1.3738 | 0.04135 | 206 | 141 | 53 | 12 |
554 | I guess this is an improvement over where mother usually thinks your head is up. | 1.3738 | 0.04622 | 206 | 150 | 35 | 21 |
555 | Are you listening? It's still crooked. | 1.3737 | 0.04424 | 198 | 139 | 44 | 15 |
556 | A little to the left, George. ...George? ...George? | 1.3737 | 0.04595 | 198 | 142 | 38 | 18 |
557 | The taxidermist said he was very lifelike. | 1.3737 | 0.04492 | 190 | 133 | 43 | 14 |
558 | No, his right not yours. | 1.3737 | 0.04734 | 190 | 137 | 35 | 18 |
559 | You took his pride first, Hon. | 1.3737 | 0.04367 | 190 | 131 | 47 | 12 |
560 | Just a little lower. | 1.3736 | 0.04694 | 182 | 129 | 38 | 15 |
561 | Let me know if you find your pride up there | 1.3734 | 0.04124 | 241 | 172 | 48 | 21 |
562 | You should have bought the singing bass. | 1.3733 | 0.04253 | 217 | 153 | 47 | 17 |
563 | He's been waiting for this ever since the day you shot him! | 1.3732 | 0.04471 | 209 | 150 | 40 | 19 |
564 | That is not how you give head! | 1.3732 | 0.04522 | 209 | 151 | 38 | 20 |
565 | Turns out you both have poor taste. | 1.3732 | 0.04572 | 209 | 152 | 36 | 21 |
566 | Oh, my darling, the lion eats tonight. | 1.3731 | 0.04737 | 193 | 140 | 34 | 19 |
567 | Spend the money,I said. Use a professional taxidermist,I said. | 1.3730 | 0.04576 | 185 | 130 | 41 | 14 |
568 | You're right. It does play "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" when you get close enough. | 1.3728 | 0.04291 | 228 | 164 | 43 | 21 |
569 | I always feel good art pulls you into the landscape. | 1.3727 | 0.04451 | 220 | 160 | 38 | 22 |
570 | Perfect! Let’s leave it like that. | 1.3727 | 0.04161 | 220 | 154 | 50 | 16 |
571 | Told you he’d like the other wall better. | 1.3726 | 0.04055 | 212 | 145 | 55 | 12 |
572 | I told you its eyes were following you across the room. | 1.3725 | 0.04387 | 204 | 144 | 44 | 16 |
573 | Better than where you used to stick it.. | 1.3724 | 0.04627 | 196 | 141 | 37 | 18 |
574 | I knew Groupon taxidermy was a bad idea. | 1.3724 | 0.04454 | 196 | 138 | 43 | 15 |
575 | Even though he’s stuffed, it looks like he made room for dessert. | 1.3722 | 0.04859 | 180 | 130 | 33 | 17 |
576 | Funny. When you brought it home, I thought it was fake. | 1.3722 | 0.04389 | 180 | 123 | 47 | 10 |
577 | No honey, Narnia is through the wardrobe. | 1.3722 | 0.04313 | 223 | 160 | 43 | 20 |
578 | Well, now you can brag at work about being head hunted. | 1.3721 | 0.04954 | 172 | 124 | 32 | 16 |
579 | Lucky for you it's not his tail hanging there! | 1.3721 | 0.04329 | 215 | 153 | 44 | 18 |
580 | Your mask is on backwards. | 1.3719 | 0.04520 | 199 | 142 | 40 | 17 |
581 | All right, all right. I'll ask mom not to come. | 1.3719 | 0.04229 | 199 | 137 | 50 | 12 |
582 | Should I be impressed or call for help? | 1.3719 | 0.04630 | 199 | 144 | 36 | 19 |
583 | Not fun being a trophy husband, is it? | 1.3717 | 0.04654 | 191 | 137 | 37 | 17 |
584 | Still crooked. What’s wrong with you? | 1.3716 | 0.04543 | 183 | 128 | 42 | 13 |
585 | Can you see the hook? | 1.3716 | 0.04737 | 183 | 131 | 36 | 16 |
586 | Quick! Get the whip and chair! | 1.3716 | 0.03926 | 218 | 148 | 59 | 11 |
587 | Stop complaining and be glad we hung this end | 1.3713 | 0.04738 | 202 | 149 | 31 | 22 |
588 | He's not hungry enough to eat you—he's already stuffed! | 1.3713 | 0.04580 | 202 | 146 | 37 | 19 |
589 | I told you it would come back to bite you. | 1.3713 | 0.04471 | 202 | 144 | 41 | 17 |
590 | I asked you the center it, not enter it! | 1.3710 | 0.04195 | 221 | 156 | 48 | 17 |
591 | Why couldn't you just put on a lampshade, like the other guests? | 1.3710 | 0.04195 | 221 | 156 | 48 | 17 |
592 | Hold on dear; I’ll go get the spray bottle. | 1.3710 | 0.04555 | 186 | 131 | 41 | 14 |
593 | Next time, pick "truth." | 1.3710 | 0.04923 | 186 | 137 | 29 | 20 |
594 | Need any help with that? | 1.3709 | 0.04356 | 213 | 152 | 43 | 18 |
595 | Now you're too high on the left. | 1.3709 | 0.04407 | 213 | 153 | 41 | 19 |
596 | Where is your pride? | 1.3709 | 0.04148 | 213 | 148 | 51 | 14 |
597 | Is this a big game to you? | 1.3708 | 0.04896 | 178 | 129 | 32 | 17 |
598 | It looks better without you. | 1.3707 | 0.04530 | 205 | 148 | 38 | 19 |
599 | I told you going on that safari would come back to bite you. | 1.3707 | 0.04530 | 205 | 148 | 38 | 19 |
600 | The remote is on the couch, Henry. | 1.3707 | 0.04423 | 205 | 146 | 42 | 17 |
601 | Honey, it's still not level. | 1.3706 | 0.04994 | 170 | 123 | 31 | 16 |
602 | I told you this hobby was going to come back to bite you someday. | 1.3706 | 0.04707 | 170 | 119 | 39 | 12 |
603 | That's perfect | 1.3706 | 0.04256 | 197 | 136 | 49 | 12 |
604 | l said you should call the handyman, but no. | 1.3706 | 0.04133 | 197 | 134 | 53 | 10 |
605 | Now I remember how my dream ended! | 1.3706 | 0.04493 | 197 | 140 | 41 | 16 |
606 | You just can’t get used to being a RETIRED dentist. | 1.3706 | 0.04663 | 197 | 143 | 35 | 19 |
607 | The right corner needs to come up at least an inch. | 1.3705 | 0.04435 | 224 | 164 | 37 | 23 |
608 | A little higher and to the left, Dear. | 1.3704 | 0.04566 | 189 | 134 | 40 | 15 |
609 | You bought it. You deal with it. | 1.3704 | 0.04262 | 216 | 153 | 46 | 17 |
610 | There you go again, consumed by your work. | 1.3702 | 0.04377 | 208 | 148 | 43 | 17 |
611 | I told you we should have gotten the antelope. | 1.3702 | 0.04642 | 181 | 128 | 39 | 14 |
612 | Well, if it wasn't stuffed already, it soon will be. | 1.3702 | 0.04575 | 181 | 127 | 41 | 13 |
613 | Careful! You’re scratching the wall! | 1.3700 | 0.04501 | 200 | 143 | 40 | 17 |
614 | A little higher...higher...Perfect! Now don't move. | 1.3700 | 0.04556 | 200 | 144 | 38 | 18 |
615 | Do you want me to get the WD-40 again? | 1.3699 | 0.04721 | 173 | 122 | 38 | 13 |
616 | Should I call 911 or the taxidermist? | 1.3699 | 0.03935 | 246 | 173 | 55 | 18 |
617 | It's tilted. | 1.3699 | 0.03674 | 246 | 167 | 67 | 12 |
618 | And you said he was cowardly... | 1.3698 | 0.04330 | 192 | 133 | 47 | 12 |
619 | Don't worry, you'll come out like a lamb. | 1.3698 | 0.04575 | 192 | 137 | 39 | 16 |
620 | What's the matter honey, cat got your head? | 1.3698 | 0.04515 | 192 | 136 | 41 | 15 |
621 | Warmer | 1.3697 | 0.04064 | 211 | 145 | 54 | 12 |
622 | Tilt your head just a bit to the left, dear. | 1.3695 | 0.04397 | 203 | 144 | 43 | 16 |
623 | The best part is Amazon offers free return shipping if you don't like it! | 1.3695 | 0.04170 | 203 | 140 | 51 | 12 |
624 | I told you karma's a bitch. | 1.3694 | 0.04370 | 222 | 161 | 40 | 21 |
625 | Kind of a delayed response, wouldn't you say? | 1.3693 | 0.04934 | 176 | 128 | 31 | 17 |
626 | You're off by a whisker. | 1.3693 | 0.04733 | 176 | 125 | 37 | 14 |
627 | They really are patient hunters. | 1.3690 | 0.04891 | 168 | 120 | 34 | 14 |
628 | I told you that one would come back to bite you. | 1.3690 | 0.04535 | 187 | 132 | 41 | 14 |
629 | I said use your HEAD - not USE your head. | 1.3690 | 0.04782 | 187 | 136 | 33 | 18 |
630 | Perfect! Now don’t move an inch. | 1.3689 | 0.04459 | 206 | 148 | 40 | 18 |
631 | You should be able to see the hook now. | 1.3689 | 0.04459 | 206 | 148 | 40 | 18 |
632 | I told you he preferred the wall facing the window. | 1.3687 | 0.04417 | 198 | 140 | 43 | 15 |
633 | Well, Stan, maybe he just got tired of hearing you say "I've never been a cat person." | 1.3687 | 0.04358 | 198 | 139 | 45 | 14 |
634 | Circle of life." | 1.3684 | 0.04726 | 190 | 138 | 34 | 18 |
635 | I think you’re wearing it backwards. | 1.3684 | 0.04286 | 228 | 165 | 42 | 21 |
636 | It's leaning a bit to the right. | 1.3684 | 0.04422 | 190 | 133 | 44 | 13 |
637 | Don't turn your back on me and shove your head in the lion while we are arguing! | 1.3684 | 0.04546 | 190 | 135 | 40 | 15 |
638 | Just remember this experience if you ever start thinking of me as a trophy wife. | 1.3682 | 0.04804 | 201 | 150 | 28 | 23 |
639 | I'm wrong. I thought your obsession with big game hunting was going to bite you in the ass. | 1.3681 | 0.04938 | 182 | 134 | 29 | 19 |
640 | I told you, he wants to be over the mantelpiece! | 1.3681 | 0.04555 | 182 | 128 | 41 | 13 |
641 | That story gets wilder every time you reënact it. | 1.3681 | 0.04555 | 182 | 128 | 41 | 13 |
642 | Ooooh! It's so interesting when karma and irony overlap. | 1.3679 | 0.04729 | 193 | 141 | 33 | 19 |
643 | I told you we should have bought the singing fish. | 1.3676 | 0.04434 | 204 | 146 | 41 | 17 |
644 | Why do you always make the simplest tasks seem difficult? | 1.3676 | 0.03976 | 253 | 181 | 51 | 21 |
645 | I told you we should have gotten the singing fish instead. | 1.3676 | 0.04694 | 185 | 133 | 36 | 16 |
646 | On the other hand, maybe he did take it personally | 1.3674 | 0.04272 | 215 | 153 | 45 | 17 |
647 | I'm ready to talk. Are you ready to come out? | 1.3673 | 0.04840 | 196 | 146 | 28 | 22 |
648 | No, I said swallow YOUR pride! | 1.3671 | 0.04493 | 207 | 150 | 38 | 19 |
649 | Wow, he really played the long game. | 1.3671 | 0.04597 | 207 | 152 | 34 | 21 |
650 | There! My head's in the game. Are you happy, Susan? | 1.3670 | 0.04640 | 188 | 135 | 37 | 16 |
651 | The taxidermist really captured the moment. | 1.3670 | 0.04520 | 218 | 161 | 34 | 23 |
652 | That’s not what I meant when I said ‘feed the cat’. | 1.3668 | 0.04678 | 199 | 146 | 33 | 20 |
653 | Your pride always gets in the way. | 1.3668 | 0.04340 | 199 | 140 | 45 | 14 |
654 | Well keep looking. My tuna sandwich just didn't vanish into thin air". | 1.3668 | 0.04623 | 199 | 145 | 35 | 19 |
655 | Looks like the cat's got more than your tongue! | 1.3667 | 0.04182 | 210 | 147 | 49 | 14 |
656 | Nope, that's not the safe word. | 1.3667 | 0.04290 | 210 | 149 | 45 | 16 |
657 | Looks like you really have your head in the game. | 1.3667 | 0.04914 | 180 | 132 | 30 | 18 |
658 | And you accused me of biting your head off. | 1.3667 | 0.04497 | 210 | 153 | 37 | 20 |
659 | Is it too late for the chair and the whip? | 1.3665 | 0.04526 | 191 | 136 | 40 | 15 |
660 | Well, now you've both lost your pride. | 1.3665 | 0.04646 | 191 | 138 | 36 | 17 |
661 | Honey, your time is up. It's my turn now. | 1.3665 | 0.04403 | 191 | 134 | 44 | 13 |
662 | Aren't you supposed to kill them first? | 1.3662 | 0.04247 | 213 | 151 | 46 | 16 |
663 | I told you he didn’t look dead | 1.3662 | 0.04400 | 213 | 154 | 40 | 19 |
664 | What's that, dear? Cat got your tongue? | 1.3662 | 0.04450 | 213 | 155 | 38 | 20 |
665 | There you are! I thought he was coughing up a fur ball. | 1.3661 | 0.04665 | 183 | 131 | 37 | 15 |
666 | Just be happy you're not on the other side of the wall. | 1.3661 | 0.04600 | 183 | 130 | 39 | 14 |
667 | Cut the drama Donald! | 1.3661 | 0.04467 | 183 | 128 | 43 | 12 |
668 | Yes, I said "dinner's ready," but I was talking to HIM..." | 1.3661 | 0.04383 | 224 | 164 | 38 | 22 |
669 | It was funnier the first time. | 1.3660 | 0.04476 | 194 | 138 | 41 | 15 |
670 | That's what you get for hunting with Don, Jr ! | 1.3660 | 0.04594 | 194 | 140 | 37 | 17 |
671 | 130 million views so far. Was it truly worth the effort? | 1.3660 | 0.03967 | 235 | 165 | 54 | 16 |
672 | What did you expect when you kept calling him cowardly, Stan? | 1.3657 | 0.04949 | 175 | 128 | 30 | 17 |
673 | Still think you’re top of the food chain Ron? | 1.3657 | 0.04815 | 175 | 126 | 34 | 15 |
674 | Oh sure. Why not use the cheap taxidermist? | 1.3656 | 0.04340 | 227 | 166 | 39 | 22 |
675 | Well, so much for "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." | 1.3656 | 0.04062 | 227 | 160 | 51 | 16 |
676 | I thought it was elephants who never forget. | 1.3656 | 0.04673 | 186 | 134 | 36 | 16 |
677 | It's still a little crooked. | 1.3655 | 0.04309 | 197 | 138 | 46 | 13 |
678 | It's not as much fun without the rifle, is it? | 1.3655 | 0.04655 | 197 | 144 | 34 | 19 |
679 | I'm not crazy! His eyes were following me when I walked around the room. | 1.3655 | 0.04309 | 197 | 138 | 46 | 13 |
680 | If you want my honest opinion, I think it's more of a conversation piece like this. | 1.3655 | 0.04427 | 197 | 140 | 42 | 15 |
681 | She'll only be here 3 days George | 1.3655 | 0.04655 | 197 | 144 | 34 | 19 |
682 | you always do that when you want to change the subject | 1.3652 | 0.04481 | 178 | 124 | 43 | 11 |
683 | Get your head out of the game! | 1.3652 | 0.04888 | 178 | 130 | 31 | 17 |
684 | Keep going and you’ll have your head up his ass, too. | 1.3652 | 0.04952 | 178 | 131 | 29 | 18 |
685 | I have to say it, Bernard, spying on the neighbours through a lion’s anus is one of your less attractive traits. | 1.3651 | 0.04798 | 189 | 139 | 31 | 19 |
686 | He's gonna have one heck of a hairball. | 1.3650 | 0.04437 | 200 | 143 | 41 | 16 |
687 | In the jungle, the concrete jungle, the lion bites tonight. | 1.3650 | 0.04604 | 200 | 146 | 35 | 19 |
688 | You've always wanted to be lionized. | 1.3650 | 0.04437 | 200 | 143 | 41 | 16 |
689 | OK, fine. I'll scratch your back. | 1.3650 | 0.04264 | 200 | 140 | 47 | 13 |
690 | You’re my favorite trophy husband. | 1.3649 | 0.04222 | 222 | 159 | 45 | 18 |
691 | What? Cat's got your tongue! | 1.3647 | 0.05054 | 170 | 125 | 28 | 17 |
692 | Don't move while I get my cell phone! | 1.3646 | 0.04764 | 181 | 131 | 34 | 16 |
693 | Is this how you are going to behave every time my mother plans a visit? | 1.3646 | 0.04289 | 181 | 124 | 48 | 9 |
694 | Narnia is through the wardrobe, not the lion! | 1.3646 | 0.04567 | 192 | 138 | 38 | 16 |
695 | Try to make it look like natural selection. | 1.3645 | 0.04500 | 203 | 147 | 38 | 18 |
696 | How would the car keys even get in there? | 1.3645 | 0.04162 | 203 | 141 | 50 | 12 |
697 | You've got it on backwards. | 1.3645 | 0.04017 | 214 | 148 | 54 | 12 |
698 | You have successfully proven your masculinity, dumbness, and wealth at the same time. | 1.3644 | 0.04088 | 236 | 169 | 48 | 19 |
699 | No, it's still crooked. | 1.3642 | 0.04340 | 173 | 118 | 47 | 8 |
700 | You’ll never be the trophy husband. | 1.3641 | 0.04447 | 184 | 129 | 43 | 12 |
701 | I guess he was sick of your manesplaining | 1.3641 | 0.04643 | 184 | 132 | 37 | 15 |
702 | Maybe, just maybe, it doesn't want to be moved? | 1.3641 | 0.04514 | 184 | 130 | 41 | 13 |
703 | What made you think he was dead? | 1.3641 | 0.04744 | 195 | 144 | 31 | 20 |
704 | That's karma for you. | 1.3641 | 0.04337 | 195 | 137 | 45 | 13 |
705 | Should I call the doctor or the taxidermist? | 1.3641 | 0.04086 | 195 | 133 | 53 | 9 |
706 | See?...grabbing pussy has consequences. | 1.3641 | 0.04688 | 195 | 143 | 33 | 19 |
707 | Apparently he's king of our living room, too. | 1.3641 | 0.04632 | 195 | 142 | 35 | 18 |
708 | You're weaing it backwards. | 1.3641 | 0.04344 | 206 | 147 | 43 | 16 |
709 | Don’t worry. He’s all bite, no digestive system. | 1.3641 | 0.04810 | 206 | 156 | 25 | 25 |
710 | Oh I see you’ve met my first trophy husband.” | 1.3641 | 0.04234 | 206 | 145 | 47 | 14 |
711 | This is worse than the time with the Goya painting. | 1.3641 | 0.04120 | 206 | 143 | 51 | 12 |
712 | Looks like the cat's got your tongue, head, and neck! | 1.3641 | 0.04339 | 217 | 157 | 41 | 19 |
713 | Don't worry, if he bites if off, I'll have it mouned! | 1.3641 | 0.04484 | 217 | 160 | 35 | 22 |
714 | Wait, I got to post this! | 1.3636 | 0.03750 | 242 | 167 | 62 | 13 |
715 | I knew this will come back to bite us one day! | 1.3636 | 0.04590 | 187 | 134 | 38 | 15 |
716 | And then we’ll mount the head-up-your-ass version on the opposite wall. | 1.3636 | 0.04508 | 209 | 153 | 36 | 20 |
717 | One word, Bill: karma! | 1.3636 | 0.04655 | 176 | 125 | 38 | 13 |
718 | It's weird how the eyes seem to follow you around the room. | 1.3632 | 0.04203 | 212 | 150 | 47 | 15 |
719 | It wasn't funny the first time, Howard. | 1.3632 | 0.04096 | 212 | 148 | 51 | 13 |
720 | Why won’t you talk to me? Cat got your tongue? | 1.3632 | 0.04511 | 212 | 156 | 35 | 21 |
721 | The taxidermist did say it’s too soon to hang him. | 1.3632 | 0.04187 | 201 | 140 | 49 | 12 |
722 | Oh, but the singing bass was "too creepy." | 1.3632 | 0.04530 | 201 | 146 | 37 | 18 |
723 | I said try to tame it...not frame it! | 1.3632 | 0.04777 | 190 | 140 | 31 | 19 |
724 | You should have just been satisfied having a trophy wife. | 1.3631 | 0.04734 | 179 | 129 | 35 | 15 |
725 | Marvin, is it important that his eyes have opened? | 1.3631 | 0.04734 | 179 | 129 | 35 | 15 |
726 | I told you to buy the singing bass instead. | 1.3628 | 0.04118 | 226 | 161 | 48 | 17 |
727 | I’d be pissed too if you kept telling everyone how you bagged me on safari when you actually bought me on eBay. | 1.3628 | 0.04162 | 215 | 152 | 48 | 15 |
728 | And now, a big toast to karma. | 1.3628 | 0.04561 | 215 | 160 | 32 | 23 |
729 | Honey, your days at the top of the food chain are over. | 1.3627 | 0.04588 | 204 | 150 | 34 | 20 |
730 | Honey, I told you not to wear the zebra print tie to the party. Hurry up and play dead so we don't miss the appetizers. | 1.3627 | 0.04547 | 193 | 139 | 38 | 16 |
731 | Honey, the first time was an accident, but now I'm beginning to wonder. | 1.3627 | 0.04365 | 193 | 136 | 44 | 13 |
732 | No, leave it that way. I'm enjoying the silence. | 1.3627 | 0.04365 | 193 | 136 | 44 | 13 |
733 | You can come out now, honey -- Biden has been inaugurated. | 1.3627 | 0.04487 | 193 | 138 | 40 | 15 |
734 | Doc said that the grip may loosen after a few days | 1.3627 | 0.04606 | 193 | 140 | 36 | 17 |
735 | That's not what I meant by using your head. | 1.3627 | 0.04427 | 193 | 137 | 42 | 14 |
736 | Are you still looking for the hook dear? | 1.3626 | 0.04410 | 182 | 127 | 44 | 11 |
737 | That’s not level | 1.3626 | 0.04546 | 182 | 129 | 40 | 13 |
738 | Hit its nose, Charles! Hit its nose! | 1.3626 | 0.04448 | 171 | 118 | 44 | 9 |
739 | Daniel, move that lion to the den. | 1.3624 | 0.03838 | 229 | 158 | 59 | 12 |
740 | And you said you didn't believe in karma.... | 1.3622 | 0.04438 | 196 | 140 | 41 | 15 |
741 | I ssid, "We have to wait in LINE for the vaccine." | 1.3622 | 0.04668 | 196 | 144 | 33 | 19 |
742 | Honey, no one is buying it. You’re going to have to talk to our guests. | 1.3622 | 0.04438 | 196 | 140 | 41 | 15 |
743 | I’ve heard of “cat got your tongue?”,but this is ridiculous. | 1.3622 | 0.04554 | 196 | 142 | 37 | 17 |
744 | Fred,relax. It means he likes you. | 1.3622 | 0.04293 | 185 | 128 | 47 | 10 |
745 | Honey, I know you miss it. But the circus is over. You're an accountant now. | 1.3622 | 0.04428 | 185 | 130 | 43 | 12 |
746 | Did you actually see the death certificate? | 1.3622 | 0.04293 | 185 | 128 | 47 | 10 |
747 | You’re loosening the teeth. Don’t loosen the teeth. | 1.3622 | 0.04494 | 185 | 131 | 41 | 13 |
748 | Honey, do you have a minute? | 1.3621 | 0.04545 | 174 | 122 | 41 | 11 |
749 | An inch to the left. | 1.3621 | 0.04689 | 174 | 124 | 37 | 13 |
750 | To be fair, you did yell "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!?" | 1.3620 | 0.04327 | 221 | 161 | 40 | 20 |
751 | I wondered why it had so many estate-sale stickers on it. | 1.3619 | 0.04283 | 210 | 150 | 44 | 16 |
752 | Bring it up just a whisker on the right | 1.3617 | 0.04631 | 188 | 136 | 36 | 16 |
753 | Congratulations, Larry. You’ve finally been lionized. | 1.3617 | 0.04812 | 188 | 139 | 30 | 19 |
754 | Leo! Quit playing with your food! | 1.3617 | 0.04507 | 188 | 134 | 40 | 14 |
755 | Hey honey,you've been so quiet tonight. What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? | 1.3617 | 0.04569 | 188 | 135 | 38 | 15 |
756 | I guess, he can’t let bygones be. | 1.3617 | 0.04507 | 188 | 134 | 40 | 14 |
757 | Wouldn't YOU be in a bad mood if your backside were dangling out a wall fifty feet above street level? | 1.3617 | 0.04631 | 188 | 136 | 36 | 16 |
758 | Maybe the bear skin rug would have been a better choice. | 1.3617 | 0.04692 | 188 | 137 | 34 | 17 |
759 | The cat got more than your tongue this time,Greg | 1.3616 | 0.04902 | 177 | 130 | 30 | 17 |
760 | Look, I'm sorry I called you my trophy husband! | 1.3616 | 0.04902 | 177 | 130 | 30 | 17 |
761 | After Harry’s accident, I decided it would be cheaper to just stuff and mount them both. | 1.3614 | 0.04565 | 202 | 148 | 35 | 19 |
762 | Don't be so dramatic, Roscoe! My mom will only be here for five days. | 1.3613 | 0.04456 | 191 | 136 | 41 | 14 |
763 | Can you see the nail now? | 1.3611 | 0.04777 | 180 | 131 | 33 | 16 |
764 | I told you not to talk politics with him! | 1.3611 | 0.04712 | 180 | 130 | 35 | 15 |
765 | I doubt the keys are there | 1.3611 | 0.04298 | 180 | 124 | 47 | 9 |
766 | Oh, cut the melodrama - just because you decided not to drink for a month | 1.3611 | 0.04510 | 180 | 127 | 41 | 12 |
767 | Let's go see the wizard, looks like somebody needs a brain. | 1.3608 | 0.04527 | 194 | 140 | 38 | 16 |
768 | Can you not do be doing that when Ray and Gina arrive? | 1.3608 | 0.04408 | 194 | 138 | 42 | 14 |
769 | Enough with the guilt trip. | 1.3608 | 0.04222 | 194 | 135 | 48 | 11 |
770 | I like it Harold. It speaks to me in many ways. | 1.3607 | 0.04525 | 183 | 130 | 40 | 13 |
771 | It was a good idea not to hang his hind quarters. | 1.3606 | 0.04520 | 208 | 153 | 35 | 20 |
772 | Try spitting out the tuna sandwich." | 1.3604 | 0.04178 | 197 | 137 | 49 | 11 |
773 | Are you sure this is the entrance to Narnia? | 1.3602 | 0.04158 | 211 | 149 | 48 | 14 |
774 | Wasn't a trophy wife enough? | 1.3602 | 0.04522 | 211 | 156 | 34 | 21 |
775 | Payback is a bitch, Harold. | 1.3600 | 0.03980 | 225 | 158 | 53 | 14 |
776 | Yup, I can see the nail? | 1.3600 | 0.04314 | 200 | 142 | 44 | 14 |
777 | Don't struggle, dear, they can sense irony! | 1.3600 | 0.04451 | 175 | 122 | 43 | 10 |
778 | Bob, you're overthinking where to hang the lion head. It's starting to consume you. | 1.3600 | 0.04873 | 175 | 128 | 31 | 16 |
779 | Okay! So MGM fired you! Do you have to be so dramatic? | 1.3600 | 0.04372 | 200 | 143 | 42 | 15 |
780 | It certainly makes the room come alive. | 1.3600 | 0.04486 | 200 | 145 | 38 | 17 |
781 | You had one job, Harry. | 1.3600 | 0.04940 | 175 | 129 | 29 | 17 |
782 | On second thought, you can keep it. | 1.3598 | 0.04118 | 214 | 151 | 49 | 14 |
783 | Why does everything have to be so dramatic with you? | 1.3598 | 0.04295 | 189 | 132 | 46 | 11 |
784 | If you pretend you're dead he'll spit you out. | 1.3598 | 0.04549 | 189 | 136 | 38 | 15 |
785 | I thought it was odd how he licked his lips earlier. | 1.3596 | 0.04270 | 203 | 144 | 45 | 14 |
786 | I told you you were letting yourself get consumed by that thing. | 1.3596 | 0.04326 | 203 | 145 | 43 | 15 |
787 | My God, it's regurgitating a man. | 1.3594 | 0.04618 | 192 | 140 | 35 | 17 |
788 | I still hear my phone vibrating... I just don't see it yet. Call it again will ya! | 1.3594 | 0.04437 | 192 | 137 | 41 | 14 |
789 | It will keep people away but you should still use an N-95. | 1.3593 | 0.04051 | 231 | 165 | 49 | 17 |
790 | I TOLD you the eyes were watching us! | 1.3592 | 0.04337 | 206 | 148 | 42 | 16 |
791 | I call this one "Swallow Your Pride." | 1.3591 | 0.04489 | 181 | 128 | 41 | 12 |
792 | So silent. Cat got your tongue? | 1.3591 | 0.04489 | 181 | 128 | 41 | 12 |
793 | Now, a little to the left . . . | 1.3590 | 0.04449 | 195 | 140 | 40 | 15 |
794 | It has waited years for this moment | 1.3590 | 0.04680 | 195 | 144 | 32 | 19 |
795 | Are you still glad you killed it? | 1.3590 | 0.03877 | 195 | 131 | 58 | 6 |
796 | I wonder what would've happened if you had chosen 'tails.' | 1.3590 | 0.04624 | 195 | 143 | 34 | 18 |
797 | That's why you're supposed to have the whip. | 1.3590 | 0.04141 | 195 | 135 | 50 | 10 |
798 | Impressive, but covid masks should also be practical. | 1.3588 | 0.04687 | 170 | 121 | 37 | 12 |
799 | That’ll teach you to bite MY head off! | 1.3587 | 0.04102 | 223 | 159 | 48 | 16 |
800 | What do you think this is, a big game? | 1.3587 | 0.04438 | 184 | 130 | 42 | 12 |
801 | A little to the right ... no HIS right. | 1.3586 | 0.04628 | 198 | 146 | 33 | 19 |
802 | It's not his fault, he was framed! | 1.3584 | 0.04843 | 173 | 126 | 32 | 15 |
803 | At least your head's not up your ... | 1.3584 | 0.04843 | 173 | 126 | 32 | 15 |
804 | Really Martin? Again? | 1.3584 | 0.04773 | 173 | 125 | 34 | 14 |
805 | To be honest, this way is more realistic. | 1.3583 | 0.04454 | 187 | 133 | 41 | 13 |
806 | Karma always finds a way. | 1.3583 | 0.04581 | 187 | 135 | 37 | 15 |
807 | I told you we should’ve gone with the moose! | 1.3582 | 0.04577 | 201 | 148 | 34 | 19 |
808 | Remind me, in hunting does this mean the score is tied? | 1.3582 | 0.04354 | 201 | 144 | 42 | 15 |
809 | My husband, king of the bungle. | 1.3581 | 0.04409 | 215 | 158 | 37 | 20 |
810 | It's more impressive when they're alive... | 1.3580 | 0.04916 | 176 | 130 | 29 | 17 |
811 | I did not see that coming. | 1.3579 | 0.04404 | 190 | 135 | 42 | 13 |
812 | Wouldn’t it just be simpler to buy a mask? | 1.3579 | 0.04467 | 190 | 136 | 40 | 14 |
813 | Obviously the lion does not sleep tonight. | 1.3578 | 0.04195 | 204 | 144 | 47 | 13 |
814 | Heavens, Harrison. Don’t be so dramatic. | 1.3578 | 0.04063 | 218 | 154 | 50 | 14 |
815 | Hey, don’t put that filthy thing in your mouth! | 1.3576 | 0.04935 | 165 | 120 | 31 | 14 |
816 | It's not the same, Ed. Clyde Beatty used real lions. | 1.3575 | 0.04920 | 179 | 133 | 28 | 18 |
817 | Oh, Honey, if only you could see this... The taxidermist really managed to capture your final moments. | 1.3575 | 0.04920 | 179 | 133 | 28 | 18 |
818 | I told you that belonged in the den. | 1.3575 | 0.04479 | 193 | 139 | 39 | 15 |
819 | Harry, can you see the nail, yet? | 1.3575 | 0.04319 | 207 | 149 | 42 | 16 |
820 | Have you found the nail? | 1.3575 | 0.04373 | 207 | 150 | 40 | 17 |
821 | Now bring the right corner up just a tad | 1.3575 | 0.04153 | 207 | 146 | 48 | 13 |
822 | I think a little to the left. | 1.3571 | 0.04536 | 182 | 130 | 39 | 13 |
823 | Ed, the gallery did say the piece would eventually really grab us. | 1.3571 | 0.04328 | 210 | 152 | 41 | 17 |
824 | Harold, I found your glasses; they’re out in the kitchen. | 1.3571 | 0.04400 | 182 | 128 | 43 | 11 |
825 | Bad kitty. Bad kitty. | 1.3571 | 0.04469 | 182 | 129 | 41 | 12 |
826 | And besides that, the expression is never look a gift horse in the mouth. | 1.3568 | 0.04497 | 199 | 145 | 37 | 17 |
827 | I told you to let me do it. | 1.3568 | 0.04614 | 185 | 134 | 36 | 15 |
828 | Mr life-of-the-party could’ve stopped at the lampshade. | 1.3567 | 0.04809 | 171 | 124 | 33 | 14 |
829 | Again, George, just because you can't see me doesn't mean I can't see you. | 1.3567 | 0.04437 | 171 | 119 | 43 | 9 |
830 | Face it, dear. You're just not cut out to be a trophy husband. | 1.3567 | 0.04809 | 171 | 124 | 33 | 14 |
831 | It’s kinda what I pictured when we bought it! | 1.3567 | 0.04809 | 171 | 124 | 33 | 14 |
832 | Is my dogs playing poker painting still tacky now? | 1.3564 | 0.04370 | 188 | 133 | 43 | 12 |
833 | Karma is a bitch, isn't it Don Jr? | 1.3564 | 0.04804 | 188 | 140 | 29 | 19 |
834 | I told you some of your decisions would come back to bite you. | 1.3564 | 0.04370 | 188 | 133 | 43 | 12 |
835 | Can you blame him?! | 1.3564 | 0.04370 | 188 | 133 | 43 | 12 |
836 | I take it you’re not a cat person. | 1.3560 | 0.04322 | 191 | 135 | 44 | 12 |
837 | This is not what I meant by game night. | 1.3560 | 0.04630 | 191 | 140 | 34 | 17 |
838 | First, it's in 'like' a lion and second - it's only February. | 1.3559 | 0.04374 | 236 | 178 | 32 | 26 |
839 | Karma’s a bitch, Ed. | 1.3559 | 0.05022 | 177 | 133 | 25 | 19 |
840 | I have always said you were a trophy husband. | 1.3559 | 0.04208 | 222 | 161 | 43 | 18 |
841 | I warned you that shooting that lion would come back to bite you in the ass, but it looks like I was wrong. | 1.3558 | 0.04564 | 208 | 155 | 32 | 21 |
842 | Nope. Put it in the den. | 1.3557 | 0.04399 | 194 | 139 | 41 | 14 |
843 | In the city,the mighty city,the Lion eats tonight | 1.3557 | 0.04636 | 194 | 143 | 33 | 18 |
844 | Don't be stubborn, Richard. Apologize and he'll let go! | 1.3557 | 0.04519 | 194 | 141 | 37 | 16 |
845 | Well clearly four picture hanging strips is not enough. | 1.3556 | 0.04360 | 180 | 126 | 44 | 10 |
846 | You'd be mad, too, if someone mounted your head on a wall. | 1.3556 | 0.04636 | 180 | 130 | 36 | 14 |
847 | Perfect. Leave it right there. | 1.3556 | 0.04702 | 180 | 131 | 34 | 15 |
848 | It’s still not lioned up. | 1.3556 | 0.04636 | 180 | 130 | 36 | 14 |
849 | Then what happened? | 1.3552 | 0.04582 | 183 | 132 | 37 | 14 |
850 | A little higher on the right. | 1.3552 | 0.04582 | 183 | 132 | 37 | 14 |
851 | Does this mean you don't want wine? | 1.3552 | 0.04449 | 183 | 130 | 41 | 12 |
852 | Harry, I can still see you. | 1.3551 | 0.04267 | 214 | 155 | 42 | 17 |
853 | I guess now is a good time to tell you, dear. I'm having an affair with your Taxidermist. | 1.3550 | 0.04188 | 200 | 141 | 47 | 12 |
854 | Where else could you have put your Bitcoin password? | 1.3550 | 0.04421 | 200 | 145 | 39 | 16 |
855 | Dr. Feinberg told you that it is not helpful to do that when I try to talk to you about how I'm feeling | 1.3550 | 0.04478 | 200 | 146 | 37 | 17 |
856 | I knew I should have gotten him the singing bass instead. | 1.3548 | 0.04225 | 217 | 157 | 43 | 17 |
857 | The height looks good--now move about four feet to your right. | 1.3548 | 0.05075 | 155 | 113 | 29 | 13 |
858 | I'll say it again, Bob. You don't look a gift lion in the mouth. | 1.3548 | 0.04718 | 186 | 137 | 32 | 17 |
859 | Looks like you both lost your pride now. | 1.3547 | 0.04318 | 203 | 146 | 42 | 15 |
860 | You always commented on how lifelike it looked. | 1.3547 | 0.04642 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
861 | You got it all backwards. I said the lyin' is very hard to swallow. | 1.3545 | 0.04478 | 189 | 136 | 39 | 14 |
862 | Well if it isn't mister what could go wrong on a hunting trip to Narnia. | 1.3545 | 0.04663 | 189 | 139 | 33 | 17 |
863 | Looks like the tranquilizer wore off. | 1.3543 | 0.04514 | 175 | 124 | 40 | 11 |
864 | Well I told you not to haggle with the taxidermist. | 1.3543 | 0.04514 | 175 | 124 | 40 | 11 |
865 | It is disturbing but I’m glad I had you stuffed together. | 1.3542 | 0.04609 | 192 | 141 | 34 | 17 |
866 | OK,then try clicking “leave the meeting”... | 1.3542 | 0.04609 | 192 | 141 | 34 | 17 |
867 | I think it needs to be about 8 inches higher. | 1.3542 | 0.04428 | 192 | 138 | 40 | 14 |
868 | The taxidermist SAID it wasn't quite dead yet, but NOOO, you had to have it today! | 1.3542 | 0.04366 | 192 | 137 | 42 | 13 |
869 | We'll get you out of there, honey. There's no rush. No rush. At all. | 1.3542 | 0.04175 | 192 | 134 | 48 | 10 |
870 | Wait, wait, that's it! | 1.3539 | 0.04804 | 178 | 131 | 31 | 16 |
871 | You can stop looking now George. I found my reading glasses in the cereal cabinet. | 1.3539 | 0.04737 | 178 | 130 | 33 | 15 |
872 | Does this mean, you don't want to discuss my mother coming to live with us? | 1.3538 | 0.04558 | 195 | 143 | 35 | 17 |
873 | Good grief, Lou, that's the third time this week. | 1.3538 | 0.04294 | 212 | 154 | 41 | 17 |
874 | What's the matter,Harry? The cat got your tongue? | 1.3538 | 0.04241 | 212 | 153 | 43 | 16 |
875 | I told you that he was perfectly happy where he was. | 1.3536 | 0.04614 | 181 | 131 | 36 | 14 |
876 | Metaphorically speaking : Your head is so in the wrong place! | 1.3536 | 0.04410 | 181 | 128 | 42 | 11 |
877 | That’s not what I meant by giving head. | 1.3535 | 0.04564 | 198 | 146 | 34 | 18 |
878 | ...Maybe if you put the nail up first?... | 1.3535 | 0.04392 | 198 | 143 | 40 | 15 |
879 | Revenge is sweet. | 1.3533 | 0.04561 | 184 | 133 | 37 | 14 |
880 | Whoa. This doesn't bode well for me as "the trophy wife". . . . | 1.3533 | 0.04752 | 184 | 136 | 31 | 17 |
881 | Nice try but you still need to call your mother. | 1.3532 | 0.04288 | 201 | 144 | 43 | 14 |
882 | I see you saw your therapist, today. | 1.3532 | 0.04049 | 201 | 140 | 51 | 10 |
883 | So did you buy it because your head fit perfectly or was that just a bonus? | 1.3532 | 0.03950 | 218 | 153 | 53 | 12 |
884 | A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh | 1.3529 | 0.04757 | 187 | 139 | 30 | 18 |
885 | Maybe it's jealous of your trophy wife!? | 1.3529 | 0.04411 | 204 | 149 | 38 | 17 |
886 | No, honey, this doesn't feel right...let's try the other wall. | 1.3529 | 0.04750 | 170 | 123 | 34 | 13 |
887 | Even with some wine, the trick isn't as impressive when the lion isn't alive. | 1.3529 | 0.04368 | 170 | 118 | 44 | 8 |
888 | Hah! More like "Cat got your head?" | 1.3526 | 0.04691 | 173 | 125 | 35 | 13 |
889 | He's more of an outdoor cat. | 1.3526 | 0.04471 | 173 | 122 | 41 | 10 |
890 | A bit more to the left.... | 1.3524 | 0.04267 | 210 | 152 | 42 | 16 |
891 | Who do you want me to call, Harry? The doctor? The taxidermist? I don't think Google's going to help me one little bit. | 1.3523 | 0.04222 | 193 | 136 | 46 | 11 |
892 | And you say I bite your head off! | 1.3523 | 0.04285 | 193 | 137 | 44 | 12 |
893 | Your horoscope says 'this will be a very bad day'--how about that! | 1.3523 | 0.04345 | 176 | 123 | 44 | 9 |
894 | It wasn't funny the first time, Harold. | 1.3522 | 0.04898 | 159 | 115 | 32 | 12 |
895 | Jerry, you're a proctologist, not an ENT. | 1.3521 | 0.04328 | 213 | 156 | 39 | 18 |
896 | Try tickling his chin. | 1.3520 | 0.04297 | 179 | 125 | 45 | 9 |
897 | Who d'ya want me call, Harold: the fire department, the vet, or Ringling Brothers? | 1.3520 | 0.04580 | 179 | 129 | 37 | 13 |
898 | Looks good to me. | 1.3518 | 0.04315 | 199 | 143 | 42 | 14 |
899 | Remember, you fired the first shot. | 1.3516 | 0.04659 | 182 | 133 | 34 | 15 |
900 | Try to hold on a few more hours--the lion sleeps tonight. | 1.3516 | 0.04526 | 182 | 131 | 38 | 13 |
901 | Quick! Where's your organ donor card? | 1.3516 | 0.04459 | 182 | 130 | 40 | 12 |
902 | I guess the same goes for gift lions, too. | 1.3516 | 0.04659 | 182 | 133 | 34 | 15 |
903 | I told you the Lion didn’t sleep tonight.” | 1.3515 | 0.04694 | 165 | 118 | 36 | 11 |
904 | C'mon Frank. It's still not level. | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
905 | It's the circle of Life Ralph | 1.3514 | 0.04730 | 185 | 137 | 31 | 17 |
906 | How do you like big game hunting now? | 1.3514 | 0.04273 | 185 | 130 | 45 | 10 |
907 | Lower. | 1.3512 | 0.04393 | 205 | 150 | 38 | 17 |
908 | What's wrong? Cat's got your head? | 1.3511 | 0.04552 | 188 | 137 | 36 | 15 |
909 | Care for a drink to wash him down? | 1.3510 | 0.04348 | 208 | 152 | 39 | 17 |
910 | You appear to be in the jaws of a dilemma. | 1.3509 | 0.03979 | 228 | 163 | 50 | 15 |
911 | Nice try, but that’s not going to get you excused from the Zoom call with my parents in 10 minutes. | 1.3509 | 0.04426 | 171 | 120 | 42 | 9 |
912 | This living room has quickly turned into a dining room. | 1.3509 | 0.04799 | 171 | 125 | 32 | 14 |
913 | What did you expect, he hasn't eaten for years. | 1.3508 | 0.04376 | 191 | 137 | 41 | 13 |
914 | It's probably easier to take it off the wall to straighten the nail. | 1.3506 | 0.04524 | 174 | 124 | 39 | 11 |
915 | What's the matter, Gerald? Cat got your head? | 1.3506 | 0.04945 | 174 | 130 | 27 | 17 |
916 | I may not know art, dear, but I know what I like. | 1.3505 | 0.04451 | 194 | 141 | 38 | 15 |
917 | They say it should be hung eye-level for maximum impact! | 1.3505 | 0.04329 | 194 | 139 | 42 | 13 |
918 | Now who's the trophy wife? | 1.3503 | 0.04543 | 177 | 127 | 38 | 12 |
919 | Honey, I'm not sure what you're trying to show me." | 1.3503 | 0.04518 | 197 | 145 | 35 | 17 |
920 | I knew you’d let that trophy go to your head. | 1.3502 | 0.04167 | 217 | 157 | 44 | 16 |
921 | Did you find Narnia yet? | 1.3500 | 0.04355 | 200 | 145 | 40 | 15 |
922 | Jack, Jack, you got it backwards -- you're supposed to enter through the wardrobe, then find the lion! | 1.3500 | 0.04795 | 200 | 153 | 24 | 23 |
923 | If this gets any worse, where do you want your head mounted? | 1.3500 | 0.04297 | 200 | 144 | 42 | 14 |
924 | It's a gift lion, Harold! It's not a horse. | 1.3500 | 0.04580 | 200 | 149 | 32 | 19 |
925 | When you press the button, it's just supposed to sing "In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle". | 1.3497 | 0.04506 | 183 | 132 | 38 | 13 |
926 | I told you this purchase would come back to bite you | 1.3497 | 0.04506 | 183 | 132 | 38 | 13 |
927 | Still crooked, honey - left side down. | 1.3497 | 0.04439 | 183 | 131 | 40 | 12 |
928 | Well Donald, looks like that pussy grabbed back. | 1.3497 | 0.04889 | 183 | 138 | 26 | 19 |
929 | I told you he blinked. | 1.3497 | 0.04567 | 163 | 115 | 39 | 9 |
930 | Lift up the right side just a touch... | 1.3495 | 0.04265 | 206 | 149 | 42 | 15 |
931 | O don't know much about art, but I like it! | 1.3495 | 0.04375 | 206 | 151 | 38 | 17 |
932 | That's one safari I won't soon forget. | 1.3495 | 0.04519 | 186 | 135 | 37 | 14 |
933 | King of the Jungle, meet King of the Bungle. | 1.3494 | 0.05188 | 166 | 126 | 22 | 18 |
934 | JIM! Wasn't the Singing Bass enough? | 1.3494 | 0.04973 | 166 | 123 | 28 | 15 |
935 | Looks like both of you are going to have to swallow your pride. | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
936 | For God's sake, it's over. Concede! | 1.3492 | 0.04276 | 189 | 134 | 44 | 11 |
937 | Not again... | 1.3492 | 0.04405 | 189 | 136 | 40 | 13 |
938 | OH MY GOD!!!! What goes around really DOES come around!!!! | 1.3492 | 0.04209 | 189 | 133 | 46 | 10 |
939 | Oh hush. I'm sure your mouth doesn't smell so great either. | 1.3492 | 0.04469 | 189 | 137 | 38 | 14 |
940 | You aren't listening. I said "Higher on the right." | 1.3492 | 0.04469 | 189 | 137 | 38 | 14 |
941 | You're right. It's way better than the singing fish. | 1.3492 | 0.04469 | 189 | 137 | 38 | 14 |
942 | You KNOW how he hates being moved... | 1.3492 | 0.04073 | 189 | 131 | 50 | 8 |
943 | That's not the way to Narnia. | 1.3490 | 0.04481 | 192 | 140 | 37 | 15 |
944 | I told you not to cheap out on the taxidermy. | 1.3488 | 0.04557 | 172 | 123 | 38 | 11 |
945 | Sometimes you get the pussy and, well, vice versa. | 1.3486 | 0.04151 | 218 | 158 | 44 | 16 |
946 | Try tickling his nose. | 1.3486 | 0.04575 | 175 | 126 | 37 | 12 |
947 | Tickle its chin! Tickle its chin! | 1.3486 | 0.04646 | 175 | 127 | 35 | 13 |
948 | A little bit to the right. | 1.3486 | 0.04646 | 175 | 127 | 35 | 13 |
949 | Well, the box did say "Interactive Wall Mount"! | 1.3486 | 0.04716 | 175 | 128 | 33 | 14 |
950 | I didn't mean to LITERALLY use your head... | 1.3484 | 0.04111 | 221 | 160 | 45 | 16 |
951 | Just because you can't see me, doesn't mean I can't see you. | 1.3483 | 0.04379 | 178 | 126 | 42 | 10 |
952 | Well think how the lion feels. | 1.3483 | 0.04660 | 178 | 130 | 34 | 14 |
953 | Have you seen my keys? | 1.3483 | 0.04521 | 178 | 128 | 38 | 12 |
954 | Sure, you may think it's funny now, but what happens when you get mauled by a real lion in the living room, and nobody pays attention to your cries for help? | 1.3483 | 0.04162 | 201 | 143 | 46 | 12 |
955 | Honey, it's only a little funnier than the lampshade. | 1.3481 | 0.04258 | 181 | 127 | 45 | 9 |
956 | No matter where I move his eyes follow me | 1.3481 | 0.04604 | 181 | 132 | 35 | 14 |
957 | I'm cancelling our "Swim With the Sharks" vacation. | 1.3480 | 0.04178 | 204 | 146 | 45 | 13 |
958 | You should have killed him first. | 1.3478 | 0.04419 | 184 | 132 | 40 | 12 |
959 | Can you see my phone? | 1.3478 | 0.04616 | 184 | 135 | 34 | 15 |
960 | It's a little crooked. | 1.3476 | 0.04151 | 210 | 151 | 45 | 14 |
961 | This will be quite the conversation starter after I have you stuffed. | 1.3476 | 0.04303 | 187 | 133 | 43 | 11 |
962 | I told you to social distance but do you listen, no. | 1.3476 | 0.04499 | 187 | 136 | 37 | 14 |
963 | Why are you still eating? You said you were stuffed! | 1.3476 | 0.04784 | 164 | 119 | 33 | 12 |
964 | It’s from the live auction. | 1.3476 | 0.04625 | 164 | 117 | 37 | 10 |
965 | Now you know how it feels when I say: “stop biting my head off” | 1.3474 | 0.03945 | 213 | 150 | 52 | 11 |
966 | I told you we should have gone with the singing fish. | 1.3472 | 0.04276 | 193 | 138 | 43 | 12 |
967 | Just look what the cat dragged in! | 1.3472 | 0.04212 | 193 | 137 | 45 | 11 |
968 | Really, Harold, please stop this. None of our guests thinks you’re funny.” | 1.3471 | 0.04812 | 170 | 125 | 31 | 14 |
969 | It's eerie how his eyes follow you no matter where you go! | 1.3471 | 0.04739 | 170 | 124 | 33 | 13 |
970 | I don’t think he likes that spot. | 1.3470 | 0.04185 | 219 | 160 | 42 | 17 |
971 | A little bit to the left. | 1.3469 | 0.04412 | 196 | 143 | 38 | 15 |
972 | Quick--before they serve dinner--can you see a price tag? | 1.3469 | 0.04353 | 196 | 142 | 40 | 14 |
973 | Why are you mumbling? Cat got your tongue? | 1.3469 | 0.04412 | 196 | 143 | 38 | 15 |
974 | I'd be lion if I said this wasn't kind of funny. | 1.3468 | 0.04752 | 173 | 127 | 32 | 14 |
975 | I said if you want a vaccine you have to get in LINE, not IN the LION! | 1.3468 | 0.04460 | 173 | 123 | 40 | 10 |
976 | While that is a touching tribute to both Siegfried and Roy you really need to come to dinner. | 1.3468 | 0.04460 | 173 | 123 | 40 | 10 |
977 | OK, you win, you do have eyes in the back of your head. | 1.3468 | 0.04384 | 173 | 122 | 42 | 9 |
978 | Oh, Charles! Do you really think I can't recognize a cry for help? | 1.3468 | 0.04752 | 173 | 127 | 32 | 14 |
979 | Now the left side is too high. | 1.3467 | 0.04057 | 225 | 163 | 46 | 16 |
980 | You are a trophy husband after all! | 1.3466 | 0.04830 | 176 | 131 | 29 | 16 |
981 | You should see what they're doing on the other side of this wall! | 1.3466 | 0.04408 | 176 | 125 | 41 | 10 |
982 | And you are my trophy husband. | 1.3466 | 0.04481 | 176 | 126 | 39 | 11 |
983 | It's looking right at me! | 1.3466 | 0.04334 | 176 | 124 | 43 | 9 |
984 | Oh for God's sake Raymond; just put on a mask and go out! | 1.3465 | 0.04542 | 202 | 151 | 32 | 19 |
985 | Did you find my earring yet? | 1.3464 | 0.04569 | 179 | 130 | 36 | 13 |
986 | I'm as surprised as you are. I thought he was stuffed. | 1.3464 | 0.04500 | 179 | 129 | 38 | 12 |
987 | So, should I assume that the cat got your tongue? | 1.3464 | 0.04638 | 179 | 131 | 34 | 14 |
988 | Hmmm...still enjoying your Taxidermy of the Month subscription? | 1.3464 | 0.04286 | 179 | 126 | 44 | 9 |
989 | Should I get the whip from the bedroom? | 1.3463 | 0.04161 | 205 | 147 | 45 | 13 |
990 | When you are finished, Biden still won the election. | 1.3463 | 0.04330 | 205 | 150 | 39 | 16 |
991 | Again? | 1.3462 | 0.04393 | 208 | 154 | 36 | 18 |
992 | It could work as a mask. But you've got it on backwards. | 1.3462 | 0.04649 | 182 | 134 | 33 | 15 |
993 | Did you forget to feed the cat? | 1.3462 | 0.04449 | 182 | 131 | 39 | 12 |
994 | Jesus, Harold, can't you use the lampshade like everyone else? | 1.3459 | 0.04399 | 185 | 133 | 40 | 12 |
995 | So THAT'S what Karma means! | 1.3457 | 0.04786 | 188 | 142 | 27 | 19 |
996 | I swear, it was a microdose. | 1.3457 | 0.04415 | 188 | 136 | 39 | 13 |
997 | A little more to the left. No that’s too far, back a bit, back back back. Good. Now up. Higher, higher. There! Just hold it right there while I go down to the basement for the hammer. | 1.3455 | 0.04429 | 191 | 139 | 38 | 14 |
998 | I told you to stop singing "Wimoweh." | 1.3455 | 0.04987 | 165 | 123 | 27 | 15 |
999 | It is not intended to be interactive. | 1.3455 | 0.04760 | 165 | 120 | 33 | 12 |
1000 | Just relax dear - it's the circle of life. | 1.3455 | 0.04760 | 165 | 120 | 33 | 12 |
1001 | Guess who got the last word? | 1.3455 | 0.04913 | 165 | 122 | 29 | 14 |
1002 | Just a little to the left. | 1.3454 | 0.04560 | 194 | 144 | 33 | 17 |
1003 | I know you don't believe in karma, but how else can you explain this? | 1.3454 | 0.04257 | 194 | 139 | 43 | 12 |
1004 | Are you still looking for your other arm? | 1.3454 | 0.04441 | 194 | 142 | 37 | 15 |
1005 | Up just a little on the right | 1.3454 | 0.04789 | 194 | 148 | 25 | 21 |
1006 | Don't be so dramatic, we all have to go back to the office at some point. | 1.3454 | 0.04441 | 194 | 142 | 37 | 15 |
1007 | Cat got your tongue dear? | 1.3452 | 0.04700 | 168 | 122 | 34 | 12 |
1008 | A little to the right! | 1.3452 | 0.04623 | 197 | 148 | 30 | 19 |
1009 | Remind you of someone? He continues eating even after being stuffed. | 1.3452 | 0.04623 | 197 | 148 | 30 | 19 |
1010 | Funny, we were just learning about karma in yoga class. | 1.3450 | 0.04491 | 171 | 122 | 39 | 10 |
1011 | Not in the living room! The Den! | 1.3450 | 0.04491 | 171 | 122 | 39 | 10 |
1012 | That's one way to get your head in the game. | 1.3450 | 0.04347 | 200 | 146 | 39 | 15 |
1013 | I told you it wasn’t a good idea to haggle with the taxidermist. | 1.3448 | 0.04413 | 203 | 150 | 36 | 17 |
1014 | I told you going on that African safari would come back to bite you! | 1.3448 | 0.04439 | 174 | 124 | 40 | 10 |
1015 | Frank,are you listening to me? I said a little higher on the right! | 1.3447 | 0.04087 | 206 | 147 | 47 | 12 |
1016 | Fred, we still need to talk. | 1.3447 | 0.04201 | 206 | 149 | 43 | 14 |
1017 | Just a little higher....and raise the right side a bit.....Perfect!!! | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 128 | 37 | 12 |
1018 | Wow, six years playing possum. | 1.3446 | 0.04873 | 177 | 133 | 27 | 17 |
1019 | So I guess this room is going to be the lion’s den? | 1.3446 | 0.04460 | 177 | 127 | 39 | 11 |
1020 | I told you he would get even. | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 128 | 37 | 12 |
1021 | I can still see you Gerald. | 1.3446 | 0.04873 | 177 | 133 | 27 | 17 |
1022 | Karma, Burt. Karma. | 1.3444 | 0.04548 | 180 | 131 | 36 | 13 |
1023 | Just be honest with your CEO and tell him your lion ate the quarterly financial statement . | 1.3444 | 0.04682 | 180 | 133 | 32 | 15 |
1024 | I told you I saw hindquarters dangling over Eight Avenue. Who needs glasses now, Glen? | 1.3444 | 0.04682 | 180 | 133 | 32 | 15 |
1025 | I said, "Swallow your pride, not let your pride swallow you." | 1.3443 | 0.04148 | 183 | 128 | 47 | 8 |
1026 | Bravo,Edward! It works much better as a piece of performance art. | 1.3443 | 0.04496 | 183 | 133 | 37 | 13 |
1027 | Do you see any sign of Fluffy? | 1.3442 | 0.04994 | 154 | 113 | 29 | 12 |
1028 | Congratulations, Mr. DIY taxidermy. | 1.3441 | 0.04510 | 186 | 136 | 36 | 14 |
1029 | Fascinating! The throat clamp is an instinctual method of subduing, often seen in predatory felids. More wine, dear? | 1.3441 | 0.04445 | 186 | 135 | 38 | 13 |
1030 | He needs to swallow his pride. | 1.3441 | 0.04574 | 186 | 137 | 34 | 15 |
1031 | I see the cats got your tongue and everything else that's attached to it | 1.3441 | 0.04637 | 186 | 138 | 32 | 16 |
1032 | Just a little bit more to the left. | 1.3441 | 0.04510 | 186 | 136 | 36 | 14 |
1033 | "Move it higher to your right." | 1.3439 | 0.03898 | 221 | 157 | 52 | 12 |
1034 | Honey, don't scratch the wall! | 1.3438 | 0.04284 | 192 | 138 | 42 | 12 |
1035 | Can you see the hook now? | 1.3438 | 0.04347 | 192 | 139 | 40 | 13 |
1036 | Oh, Robert! You've been so quiet! Cat got your tongue? | 1.3438 | 0.04709 | 192 | 145 | 28 | 19 |
1037 | You see, Steve? While you were focused on big game, he was playing the long game. | 1.3436 | 0.04362 | 195 | 142 | 39 | 14 |
1038 | Any sign of the canary? | 1.3436 | 0.04362 | 195 | 142 | 39 | 14 |
1039 | Have you lost your head? | 1.3436 | 0.04797 | 163 | 119 | 32 | 12 |
1040 | So that's why it looked so realistic in the store . | 1.3434 | 0.04316 | 198 | 144 | 40 | 14 |
1041 | Looks like he still hasn't forgiven you. | 1.3434 | 0.04658 | 166 | 120 | 35 | 11 |
1042 | Some days you eat the lion. Some days the lion eats you. | 1.3433 | 0.04328 | 201 | 147 | 39 | 15 |
1043 | This is what happens when everybody gets a trophy.. | 1.3433 | 0.04152 | 201 | 144 | 45 | 12 |
1044 | No. I don’t want you to show me again. | 1.3432 | 0.04601 | 169 | 122 | 36 | 11 |
1045 | HANG IT HIGHER-YOUR FEET ARE STILL TOUCHING THE FLOOR | 1.3432 | 0.04897 | 169 | 126 | 28 | 15 |
1046 | OK, now lift your right shoulder up a tad. | 1.3431 | 0.04283 | 204 | 149 | 40 | 15 |
1047 | A little higher... | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
1048 | Did you find the hairball? | 1.3430 | 0.04470 | 172 | 123 | 39 | 10 |
1049 | He lost his head but not his pride. | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
1050 | Don't act so surprised. You've never gotten along with cats. | 1.3430 | 0.04184 | 207 | 150 | 43 | 14 |
1051 | See? I told you I heard it purring! | 1.3429 | 0.04418 | 175 | 125 | 40 | 10 |
1052 | I wish you could see the way the eyes follow you around the room! | 1.3429 | 0.04087 | 210 | 151 | 46 | 13 |
1053 | The right corner still needs to come up, Brad. | 1.3429 | 0.04635 | 175 | 128 | 34 | 13 |
1054 | Wait there, I’ll get the jaws of life.” | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
1055 | You and your metaphors for marriage. | 1.3427 | 0.04510 | 178 | 129 | 37 | 12 |
1056 | So I told him, 'don't ALL lives matter?' | 1.3427 | 0.04717 | 178 | 132 | 31 | 15 |
1057 | The circus called. They're going with somebody else. | 1.3427 | 0.04717 | 178 | 132 | 31 | 15 |
1058 | I warned you not to go head-to-head with that thing. | 1.3427 | 0.04717 | 178 | 132 | 31 | 15 |
1059 | He’ll release you once he’s level. | 1.3427 | 0.04649 | 178 | 131 | 33 | 14 |
1060 | I told you Big Game Hunting would come back to bite you. | 1.3425 | 0.04660 | 181 | 134 | 32 | 15 |
1061 | Maybe next time you’ll listen when I tell you to leave him in the den. | 1.3425 | 0.04458 | 181 | 131 | 38 | 12 |
1062 | I told you it creeped me out, the eyes seemed to follow us whenever we walked by, but you just had to have it for the man cave! | 1.3425 | 0.04594 | 181 | 133 | 34 | 14 |
1063 | I think he's bitten off more than he can chew. | 1.3425 | 0.04854 | 181 | 137 | 26 | 18 |
1064 | Why would I have a dead lion on my wall? | 1.3425 | 0.04594 | 181 | 133 | 34 | 14 |
1065 | Revenge is a dish best served cold. | 1.3424 | 0.03935 | 257 | 191 | 44 | 22 |
1066 | Well technically Richard, he was the one who was “endangered.” | 1.3424 | 0.04606 | 184 | 136 | 33 | 15 |
1067 | Oh, oh. The rule being swallowed by the exception! | 1.3424 | 0.04606 | 184 | 136 | 33 | 15 |
1068 | Did you find the remote yet? | 1.3424 | 0.04408 | 184 | 133 | 39 | 12 |
1069 | Give it up, Herb. If you can’t tame this one, you were never meant for the circus. | 1.3423 | 0.04928 | 149 | 108 | 31 | 10 |
1070 | There goes my trophy husband... | 1.3422 | 0.04677 | 187 | 140 | 30 | 17 |
1071 | Turns out my keys were in the bison head. | 1.3422 | 0.04359 | 187 | 135 | 40 | 12 |
1072 | Well, is the cat in there or not! | 1.3421 | 0.04376 | 190 | 138 | 39 | 13 |
1073 | Next time don’t stiff the taxidermist. | 1.3421 | 0.04501 | 190 | 140 | 35 | 15 |
1074 | You're giving him a hairball! He's gagging, Frank! | 1.3421 | 0.04563 | 190 | 141 | 33 | 16 |
1075 | Maybe you shouldn't have insulted the witch doctor before the hunt. | 1.3421 | 0.04247 | 190 | 136 | 43 | 11 |
1076 | Why can't you just wear a mask? | 1.3420 | 0.04390 | 193 | 141 | 38 | 14 |
1077 | think your way out of this one, professor dumbass! | 1.3420 | 0.04452 | 193 | 142 | 36 | 15 |
1078 | OK, I"LL cancel my mother's visit. | 1.3420 | 0.04202 | 193 | 138 | 44 | 11 |
1079 | Why do you always get in over your head? | 1.3420 | 0.04202 | 193 | 138 | 44 | 11 |
1080 | What? Reach out the window and yank his tail? | 1.3418 | 0.04343 | 196 | 143 | 39 | 14 |
1081 | First you can't get your head out of your own ass and now this. Don Jr., you're a impossible. | 1.3416 | 0.04587 | 202 | 153 | 29 | 20 |
1082 | The new wall piece really grabs you. | 1.3416 | 0.04310 | 202 | 148 | 39 | 15 |
1083 | Performance art needs an audience, Ted. I don’t count. | 1.3415 | 0.04693 | 164 | 119 | 34 | 11 |
1084 | You need to stop calling him a big pussy. | 1.3413 | 0.04788 | 167 | 123 | 31 | 13 |
1085 | If you drop that, heads will roll! | 1.3413 | 0.04556 | 167 | 120 | 37 | 10 |
1086 | You always have your head up something, don't you George? | 1.3413 | 0.04395 | 167 | 118 | 41 | 8 |
1087 | I said I wanted a trophy husband, not a hunting trophy | 1.3412 | 0.04653 | 170 | 124 | 34 | 12 |
1088 | Again! We talked about this after the polar bear. | 1.3412 | 0.04653 | 170 | 124 | 34 | 12 |
1089 | Sweetie, stop struggling--you're only making it worse. | 1.3412 | 0.04344 | 170 | 120 | 42 | 8 |
1090 | This 'how I bagged my first lion' story is beginning to get a bit farfetched, Norman. | 1.3412 | 0.04944 | 170 | 128 | 26 | 16 |
1091 | Now that you have gone viral on youtube, I will call the fire department. | 1.3410 | 0.04669 | 173 | 127 | 33 | 13 |
1092 | But is the remote in there? | 1.3408 | 0.04627 | 179 | 132 | 33 | 14 |
1093 | So it's okay for my mother to move in with us? | 1.3405 | 0.04834 | 185 | 141 | 25 | 19 |
1094 | You DO need me. | 1.3405 | 0.04585 | 185 | 137 | 33 | 15 |
1095 | You're not listening! Move it up on the right! | 1.3405 | 0.04388 | 185 | 134 | 39 | 12 |
1096 | Alimony be damned. I told you not to hire your ex-wife as our decorator. | 1.3404 | 0.04207 | 188 | 134 | 44 | 10 |
1097 | If your choice was heads or tails, you made the right call. | 1.3404 | 0.04717 | 188 | 142 | 28 | 18 |
1098 | after the shark incident you should know better | 1.3403 | 0.03937 | 238 | 174 | 47 | 17 |
1099 | I don't think it counts unless it's alive... | 1.3403 | 0.04228 | 191 | 137 | 43 | 11 |
1100 | What's the matter dear, cat got your head? | 1.3403 | 0.04419 | 191 | 140 | 37 | 14 |
1101 | Still, I prefer it to the singing fish. | 1.3402 | 0.04184 | 194 | 139 | 44 | 11 |
1102 | For Pete's sake, can't you look for money in the couch cushions like everybody else? | 1.3401 | 0.04264 | 197 | 143 | 41 | 13 |
1103 | The dealer called it ‘Ingestive Art.’ | 1.3401 | 0.04141 | 197 | 141 | 45 | 11 |
1104 | Can you move the couch next? | 1.3400 | 0.03911 | 200 | 140 | 52 | 8 |
1105 | Quick, Hon, hand me my chair and whip! | 1.3400 | 0.04038 | 200 | 142 | 48 | 10 |
1106 | It's a little low on the right. | 1.3399 | 0.04118 | 203 | 146 | 45 | 12 |
1107 | Its still not level. Now pull the left side down a little. | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1108 | Payback is a bitch. | 1.3397 | 0.04855 | 156 | 114 | 31 | 11 |
1109 | Can I see it just a few more inches to the left? | 1.3396 | 0.04791 | 159 | 116 | 32 | 11 |
1110 | I think an N95 is fine, honey. | 1.3395 | 0.04809 | 162 | 119 | 31 | 12 |
1111 | Almost perfect. Just lower your arm and let it tilt forward a bit. | 1.3395 | 0.04888 | 162 | 120 | 29 | 13 |
1112 | I told you not using a stud finder would come back and bite you. | 1.3395 | 0.04647 | 162 | 117 | 35 | 10 |
1113 | The circle of life is often unpredictable. | 1.3395 | 0.04888 | 162 | 120 | 29 | 13 |
1114 | Mark, I think you need to go through the wardrobe to get to Narnia. | 1.3394 | 0.04186 | 218 | 161 | 40 | 17 |
1115 | Here... have some wine... the GOP will be just fine. | 1.3394 | 0.04425 | 165 | 117 | 40 | 8 |
1116 | The party’s over and everyone’s gone you can take your head out now | 1.3394 | 0.04508 | 165 | 118 | 38 | 9 |
1117 | The cat got more than just your tongue... | 1.3394 | 0.04748 | 165 | 121 | 32 | 12 |
1118 | At least now you should be able to find the nail. | 1.3393 | 0.04454 | 168 | 120 | 39 | 9 |
1119 | Look at you-a regular Richard-the Lion-Headed! | 1.3393 | 0.04688 | 168 | 123 | 33 | 12 |
1120 | Well you can’t look a gift horse in the mouth either. | 1.3392 | 0.04555 | 171 | 124 | 36 | 11 |
1121 | Now up on the left. No, the lion's left. | 1.3392 | 0.04848 | 171 | 128 | 28 | 15 |
1122 | Probably shouldn't have put it at eye level | 1.3392 | 0.04479 | 171 | 123 | 38 | 10 |
1123 | You should've been here when Gary stuck his dick in it. | 1.3392 | 0.05124 | 171 | 132 | 20 | 19 |
1124 | I guess that isn't your stomach growling. | 1.3391 | 0.04351 | 174 | 124 | 41 | 9 |
1125 | That's not where I told you to stick your head! | 1.3390 | 0.04660 | 177 | 131 | 32 | 14 |
1126 | Some cats have ten lives. | 1.3390 | 0.04796 | 177 | 133 | 28 | 16 |
1127 | Here. Isn't it funny how Caucasians go best with white wine? | 1.3390 | 0.04591 | 177 | 130 | 34 | 13 |
1128 | Aren't you taking this Siegfried and Roy thing a little too far? | 1.3389 | 0.04468 | 180 | 131 | 37 | 12 |
1129 | Stop the drama! I did not "bite your head off!" | 1.3389 | 0.04605 | 180 | 133 | 33 | 14 |
1130 | Karma seems somehow inadequate at this moment. | 1.3388 | 0.04681 | 183 | 137 | 30 | 16 |
1131 | I know it's your favorite trophy, but don't let it go to your head. | 1.3388 | 0.04551 | 183 | 135 | 34 | 14 |
1132 | I don’t think Narnia works that way. | 1.3388 | 0.04617 | 183 | 136 | 32 | 15 |
1133 | I guess it's mount or be mounted. | 1.3388 | 0.04349 | 183 | 132 | 40 | 11 |
1134 | Honey, I'm quite sure the remote isn't in there | 1.3387 | 0.04434 | 186 | 136 | 37 | 13 |
1135 | Perfect! Right there, just like that! | 1.3387 | 0.04301 | 186 | 134 | 41 | 11 |
1136 | I'm sorry, but I just don't blame the poor thing. | 1.3387 | 0.04434 | 186 | 136 | 37 | 13 |
1137 | Careful, Peter! You're going to pull it off the wall! | 1.3387 | 0.04627 | 186 | 139 | 31 | 16 |
1138 | It's “curiosity killed the cat”, not the other way round. | 1.3387 | 0.04368 | 186 | 135 | 39 | 12 |
1139 | Double-masking is one thing, but if you insist on wearing that, we should just stay home. | 1.3387 | 0.04301 | 186 | 134 | 41 | 11 |
1140 | That's not funny Seigfried. | 1.3386 | 0.04635 | 189 | 142 | 30 | 17 |
1141 | That's just perfect, dear. Thank you. | 1.3386 | 0.04120 | 189 | 134 | 46 | 9 |
1142 | I told you not to look for a taxidermist on craigslist. | 1.3386 | 0.04255 | 189 | 136 | 42 | 11 |
1143 | Isn't he stuffed enough? | 1.3385 | 0.04274 | 192 | 139 | 41 | 12 |
1144 | You must have been something he ate. | 1.3385 | 0.04338 | 192 | 140 | 39 | 13 |
1145 | I thought we agreed to mount you separately. | 1.3385 | 0.04274 | 192 | 139 | 41 | 12 |
1146 | Good news, Henry, I found your keys. | 1.3385 | 0.04274 | 192 | 139 | 41 | 12 |
1147 | While you're at it, could you check for Fido? | 1.3385 | 0.04352 | 195 | 143 | 38 | 14 |
1148 | Oh, and it’s interactive too. | 1.3385 | 0.04413 | 195 | 144 | 36 | 15 |
1149 | He's giving you what? | 1.3385 | 0.04352 | 195 | 143 | 38 | 14 |
1150 | Careful George, don’t damage it! | 1.3384 | 0.04306 | 198 | 145 | 39 | 14 |
1151 | That’s using your head! | 1.3383 | 0.04143 | 201 | 145 | 44 | 12 |
1152 | Better this than one more Zoom Happy Hour! | 1.3383 | 0.04021 | 201 | 143 | 48 | 10 |
1153 | Honestly, Harry, where is your head at? | 1.3382 | 0.03944 | 207 | 147 | 50 | 10 |
1154 | Yeah, this was funnier the first time | 1.3380 | 0.03755 | 213 | 149 | 56 | 8 |
1155 | Harry...cat got your tongue? | 1.3380 | 0.04210 | 216 | 160 | 39 | 17 |
1156 | Look who's finally getting some head! | 1.3377 | 0.04062 | 231 | 171 | 42 | 18 |
1157 | You do this every time I throw a party, Leo. | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1158 | You hurt his pride and he hurt yours. | 1.3374 | 0.04784 | 163 | 120 | 31 | 12 |
1159 | At least you didn’t put your foot in it this time | 1.3374 | 0.04784 | 163 | 120 | 31 | 12 |
1160 | This is why we can't have a cat. | 1.3373 | 0.04486 | 166 | 119 | 38 | 9 |
1161 | Still looking for the TV remote ? | 1.3373 | 0.04270 | 169 | 119 | 43 | 7 |
1162 | Are you sure you don't think therapy would help? | 1.3373 | 0.05028 | 169 | 129 | 23 | 17 |
1163 | The left side needs to come slightly down. | 1.3373 | 0.04588 | 169 | 123 | 35 | 11 |
1164 | I told you he looked life-like | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
1165 | Here, this will ease the pain. | 1.3373 | 0.04886 | 169 | 127 | 27 | 15 |
1166 | Well, I didn’t think we’d have to feed it! | 1.3373 | 0.04886 | 169 | 127 | 27 | 15 |
1167 | I really don't think your keys are in there, Hon. | 1.3372 | 0.04381 | 172 | 123 | 40 | 9 |
1168 | Honey, did you forget to feed the artwork, again? | 1.3372 | 0.04894 | 172 | 130 | 26 | 16 |
1169 | Looks like it's a lot easier to shoot it, than it is to hang it. | 1.3372 | 0.04608 | 172 | 126 | 34 | 12 |
1170 | I told you I heard it roar. | 1.3372 | 0.04458 | 172 | 124 | 38 | 10 |
1171 | Did I mention that my ex was the taxidermist? | 1.3372 | 0.04223 | 172 | 121 | 44 | 7 |
1172 | Probably shouldn’t have told him to keep his big mouth shut. | 1.3371 | 0.04624 | 175 | 129 | 33 | 13 |
1173 | Quit complaining. If the guide hadn't shot him when he did you'd be dead. | 1.3371 | 0.04764 | 175 | 131 | 29 | 15 |
1174 | Worth every penny. | 1.3371 | 0.04832 | 175 | 132 | 27 | 16 |
1175 | You look a little bit like Siegfried .....or was it Roy? | 1.3371 | 0.04695 | 175 | 130 | 31 | 14 |
1176 | You triggered the motion detector. | 1.3371 | 0.04282 | 178 | 127 | 42 | 9 |
1177 | Great job hanging this, Mr. Handyman. I told you you were getting in way over your head. | 1.3371 | 0.04638 | 178 | 132 | 32 | 14 |
1178 | You finally ran into someone with a bigger mouth than yours. | 1.3371 | 0.04356 | 178 | 128 | 40 | 10 |
1179 | How can I judge if it’s level if you don’t stop shaking! | 1.3371 | 0.04208 | 178 | 126 | 44 | 8 |
1180 | Told you hanging that would come back to bite you. | 1.3371 | 0.04569 | 178 | 131 | 34 | 13 |
1181 | Does this mean I can have your glass of wine? | 1.3371 | 0.04569 | 178 | 131 | 34 | 13 |
1182 | Looks like the lion doesn't "sleep tonight." | 1.3370 | 0.04583 | 181 | 134 | 33 | 14 |
1183 | The light from the window really brings it to life. | 1.3370 | 0.04464 | 184 | 135 | 36 | 13 |
1184 | FANG shui? | 1.3370 | 0.04660 | 184 | 138 | 30 | 16 |
1185 | So when you said this would cost an arm and a leg, you were pretty close! | 1.3370 | 0.04329 | 184 | 133 | 40 | 11 |
1186 | Just two more inches to the left. | 1.3369 | 0.04349 | 187 | 136 | 39 | 12 |
1187 | Seems you've both lost your pride. | 1.3369 | 0.04543 | 187 | 139 | 33 | 15 |
1188 | Did you tell him you're a Leo? | 1.3369 | 0.04076 | 187 | 132 | 47 | 8 |
1189 | Hey Harry, "Cat got your Tongue?" | 1.3369 | 0.04543 | 187 | 139 | 33 | 15 |
1190 | I told you to bring it to a professional taxidermist. | 1.3368 | 0.04442 | 193 | 143 | 35 | 15 |
1191 | Seriously, Paul, enough of the macho head games. | 1.3368 | 0.04319 | 193 | 141 | 39 | 13 |
1192 | What's the matter, cat got your tongue? | 1.3367 | 0.04273 | 196 | 143 | 40 | 13 |
1193 | A Word of Advice: Don't let your hobbies totally consume you. | 1.3367 | 0.04453 | 196 | 146 | 34 | 16 |
1194 | I told you to tip the taxidermist! | 1.3367 | 0.04394 | 196 | 145 | 36 | 15 |
1195 | Can't find your keys again? | 1.3367 | 0.04211 | 196 | 142 | 42 | 12 |
1196 | You’re right. It looked better in the den. | 1.3367 | 0.04334 | 196 | 144 | 38 | 14 |
1197 | Bring the top left corner down just a smidge. | 1.3367 | 0.04405 | 199 | 148 | 35 | 16 |
1198 | Very funny, John . . . now just hang the damned trophy! | 1.3366 | 0.04200 | 205 | 150 | 41 | 14 |
1199 | A little to the left . . . now, lower, lower | 1.3365 | 0.04045 | 208 | 150 | 46 | 12 |
1200 | Remember how you used to say the artist was able to bring his subjects to life? | 1.3355 | 0.04692 | 155 | 112 | 34 | 9 |
1201 | No, Ted, I said get in LINE. | 1.3354 | 0.05057 | 161 | 122 | 24 | 15 |
1202 | I told you Jeff, the way to Narnia is the wardrobe! | 1.3354 | 0.04658 | 161 | 117 | 34 | 10 |
1203 | A Heimlich maneuver seems out of the question. | 1.3354 | 0.05064 | 164 | 125 | 23 | 16 |
1204 | Fine, hang it wherever you like. It's not worth losing your head over. | 1.3353 | 0.04924 | 167 | 126 | 26 | 15 |
1205 | Still going with the story, that you got HIM? | 1.3353 | 0.04298 | 167 | 118 | 42 | 7 |
1206 | Stop thrashing around so I can tell whether it goes with the carpet. | 1.3353 | 0.04641 | 170 | 125 | 33 | 12 |
1207 | That gag wasn't even funny the first time you did it, either. | 1.3353 | 0.04411 | 170 | 122 | 39 | 9 |
1208 | What’s a matter? Cat got your tongue? | 1.3353 | 0.04932 | 170 | 129 | 25 | 16 |
1209 | Wow, you weren’t kidding... You’re really not a cat person. | 1.3353 | 0.04360 | 173 | 124 | 40 | 9 |
1210 | But I said I wanted to be the trophy wife, not the trophy’s wife!!! | 1.3353 | 0.04729 | 173 | 129 | 30 | 14 |
1211 | Bob ... What did you think was in there? | 1.3353 | 0.04658 | 173 | 128 | 32 | 13 |
1212 | I told you shooting that lion would come back to bite you. | 1.3353 | 0.04511 | 173 | 126 | 36 | 11 |
1213 | This is exactly why I told you to choose the cowardly one from the Wizard of Oz. | 1.3353 | 0.04729 | 173 | 129 | 30 | 14 |
1214 | Well, Dear, you did tell him he could have anything he wanted for his last meal. | 1.3353 | 0.04800 | 173 | 130 | 28 | 15 |
1215 | The left, it's high on the left! | 1.3352 | 0.04385 | 176 | 127 | 39 | 10 |
1216 | honey, calm down - you’re having an Art Attack | 1.3352 | 0.04531 | 176 | 129 | 35 | 12 |
1217 | It's not going to work, Charles -- now go dry the dishes like I said. | 1.3352 | 0.04876 | 176 | 134 | 25 | 17 |
1218 | It still doesn't prove you were actually in the circus. | 1.3352 | 0.04672 | 176 | 131 | 31 | 14 |
1219 | Still needs to go little more to the left. | 1.3352 | 0.04602 | 176 | 130 | 33 | 13 |
1220 | Up and to the left. | 1.3352 | 0.04683 | 179 | 134 | 30 | 15 |
1221 | Irv, should I cancel the dinner party? | 1.3352 | 0.04407 | 179 | 130 | 38 | 11 |
1222 | You still have to participate in the family Zoom session. | 1.3352 | 0.04750 | 179 | 135 | 28 | 16 |
1223 | Karma, Doug. | 1.3352 | 0.04427 | 182 | 133 | 37 | 12 |
1224 | Your keys? On the table. | 1.3352 | 0.04562 | 182 | 135 | 33 | 14 |
1225 | Wow! I guess it's true. Revenge is best served cold! | 1.3352 | 0.04495 | 182 | 134 | 35 | 13 |
1226 | That's not exactly the role of the Trophy Husband. | 1.3352 | 0.04628 | 182 | 136 | 31 | 15 |
1227 | Honey, I can't hear you. You're going to have to speak up. | 1.3351 | 0.04028 | 185 | 130 | 48 | 7 |
1228 | I would have scratched your back. | 1.3351 | 0.04444 | 185 | 136 | 36 | 13 |
1229 | Couldn’t you use a peephole like everyone else? | 1.3351 | 0.04329 | 188 | 137 | 39 | 12 |
1230 | Not that pussy, dear. | 1.3351 | 0.04459 | 188 | 139 | 35 | 14 |
1231 | Don Jr. had the same problem. | 1.3351 | 0.04263 | 188 | 136 | 41 | 11 |
1232 | I want a divorce. | 1.3351 | 0.04329 | 188 | 137 | 39 | 12 |
1233 | Don't let the trophy go to your head. | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
1234 | I can’t hear one word you’re saying with your head in that thing’s mouth! | 1.3351 | 0.04409 | 191 | 141 | 36 | 14 |
1235 | I told you not to let that trophy go to your head! | 1.3351 | 0.04593 | 191 | 144 | 30 | 17 |
1236 | Whatever, but the right side is still too low. | 1.3351 | 0.04533 | 191 | 143 | 32 | 16 |
1237 | I'll be glad to help once I finish my wine. | 1.3351 | 0.04109 | 194 | 139 | 45 | 10 |
1238 | I already told you your keys weren't in there, but no, you had to check for yourself. | 1.3351 | 0.04361 | 194 | 143 | 37 | 14 |
1239 | I’d be lion if I said I wasn’t enjoying this. | 1.3350 | 0.04315 | 197 | 145 | 38 | 14 |
1240 | On the bright side, Don, your stud finder nailed it. | 1.3350 | 0.03901 | 200 | 141 | 51 | 8 |
1241 | Looks like you picked the wrong taxidermist. | 1.3350 | 0.04089 | 200 | 144 | 45 | 11 |
1242 | You're doing it all wrong! | 1.3350 | 0.04210 | 200 | 146 | 41 | 13 |
1243 | See, I told you it felt like he was watching me! | 1.3350 | 0.04089 | 200 | 144 | 45 | 11 |
1244 | I told you one day he would get even. | 1.3350 | 0.04340 | 203 | 151 | 36 | 16 |
1245 | When you said "I'm game," he obviously didn't realize you were referring to having a glass of wine. | 1.3350 | 0.04295 | 206 | 153 | 37 | 16 |
1246 | I warned you to take the batteries out of that thing...! | 1.3333 | 0.04375 | 189 | 139 | 37 | 13 |
1247 | It was right about here that I thought I was a goner, for sure! | 1.3333 | 0.04635 | 174 | 129 | 32 | 13 |
1248 | What's that? Cat's got your tongue? | 1.3333 | 0.04889 | 165 | 124 | 27 | 14 |
1249 | Try not to annoy him. | 1.3333 | 0.04222 | 186 | 134 | 42 | 10 |
1250 | Oh Harry, perhaps you shouldn’t have had him mounted so soon. | 1.3333 | 0.04599 | 168 | 123 | 34 | 11 |
1251 | A little higher, HIGHER - Larry are you even listening to me? | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 177 | 127 | 41 | 9 |
1252 | I'd say he was going to eat you, but he already looks stuffed. | 1.3333 | 0.04860 | 159 | 118 | 29 | 12 |
1253 | It still looks a bit crooked. | 1.3333 | 0.04199 | 192 | 139 | 42 | 11 |
1254 | Karma is a bitch! | 1.3333 | 0.04572 | 192 | 145 | 30 | 17 |
1255 | I can see why you're not a cat person. | 1.3333 | 0.04125 | 210 | 154 | 42 | 14 |
1256 | I think it looks best just like that Dear. | 1.3333 | 0.04526 | 180 | 133 | 34 | 13 |
1257 | Did you notice the eyes follow you around? | 1.3333 | 0.04051 | 198 | 142 | 46 | 10 |
1258 | I told you I saw his eyes move. | 1.3333 | 0.04489 | 174 | 127 | 36 | 11 |
1259 | You're the one that wanted a cat. | 1.3333 | 0.04526 | 180 | 133 | 34 | 13 |
1260 | I guess there’s more than one way to find a stud. | 1.3333 | 0.04941 | 159 | 119 | 27 | 13 |
1261 | Apparently he forgot that you removed a thorn from his paw before you shot him. | 1.3333 | 0.04357 | 186 | 136 | 38 | 12 |
1262 | A little more to the right. | 1.3333 | 0.04437 | 177 | 129 | 37 | 11 |
1263 | I don’t think it matters if it’s level.” | 1.3333 | 0.04616 | 186 | 140 | 30 | 16 |
1264 | Well, Bill, I don't think our insurance company is gonna buy this one. | 1.3333 | 0.04521 | 168 | 122 | 36 | 10 |
1265 | I warned you it was lifelike. | 1.3333 | 0.04177 | 189 | 136 | 43 | 10 |
1266 | It's true, you never really retire from the circus. | 1.3333 | 0.04197 | 183 | 131 | 43 | 9 |
1267 | Don't worry. He seems to be having trouble swallowing. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 150 | 109 | 32 | 9 |
1268 | Is this about what happened on the safari? | 1.3333 | 0.04634 | 162 | 118 | 34 | 10 |
1269 | See if the canary's in there. | 1.3333 | 0.04812 | 165 | 123 | 29 | 13 |
1270 | That’s why you shoot it then mount it. | 1.3333 | 0.04594 | 180 | 134 | 32 | 14 |
1271 | Honey, I thought you said he was stuffed. | 1.3333 | 0.04509 | 177 | 130 | 35 | 12 |
1272 | I said a bit more to the left. To the LEFT! Hank? Are you even listening to me? | 1.3333 | 0.04030 | 213 | 155 | 45 | 13 |
1273 | Earl always had a good head on his shoulders, especially when it came to interior decorating. | 1.3333 | 0.04109 | 207 | 151 | 43 | 13 |
1274 | ‘’He just wants to play!’’ | 1.3333 | 0.04751 | 168 | 125 | 30 | 13 |
1275 | Just how silly does feng shui seem now? | 1.3333 | 0.04134 | 192 | 138 | 44 | 10 |
1276 | I've heard the story 1,000 times, you don't have to reenact it! | 1.3333 | 0.04199 | 192 | 139 | 42 | 11 |
1277 | Why don't you hang that tonight when he sleeps? | 1.3333 | 0.04375 | 189 | 139 | 37 | 13 |
1278 | I knew I liked that piece. | 1.3333 | 0.04606 | 183 | 137 | 31 | 15 |
1279 | Now this is a conversation piece. | 1.3333 | 0.04671 | 183 | 138 | 29 | 16 |
1280 | Spare me. That trick was lame even when the lion was alive. | 1.3333 | 0.04403 | 195 | 145 | 35 | 15 |
1281 | Hold that a little longer. I'm enjoying this. | 1.3333 | 0.04243 | 180 | 129 | 42 | 9 |
1282 | I guess the cat's got your tongue. | 1.3333 | 0.04437 | 177 | 129 | 37 | 11 |
1283 | Some things are just metaphors for themselves, Leo | 1.3333 | 0.04424 | 186 | 137 | 36 | 13 |
1284 | You could have asked me to scratch your back. | 1.3333 | 0.04327 | 192 | 141 | 38 | 13 |
1285 | It's karma for calling me your trophy wife. | 1.3333 | 0.04512 | 192 | 144 | 32 | 16 |
1286 | Maybe you’re just not circus material, honey. | 1.3333 | 0.04390 | 192 | 142 | 36 | 14 |
1287 | Point made, but it’s still a living room, not a den. | 1.3333 | 0.04618 | 171 | 126 | 33 | 12 |
1288 | Your trophy wife wasn't enough for you? | 1.3333 | 0.04594 | 180 | 134 | 32 | 14 |
1289 | You said you wanted some head. | 1.3333 | 0.04451 | 192 | 143 | 34 | 15 |
1290 | You’re right. This will definitely impress my father. | 1.3333 | 0.04634 | 162 | 118 | 34 | 10 |
1291 | The roar was a clue. | 1.3333 | 0.04563 | 174 | 128 | 34 | 12 |
1292 | Oh, Daniel, how biblical. | 1.3333 | 0.04976 | 150 | 111 | 28 | 11 |
1293 | Why don't you try putting a lampshade on your head like other party hearty husbands. | 1.3333 | 0.04608 | 159 | 115 | 35 | 9 |
1294 | Honey, I already looked there for the keys. | 1.3317 | 0.04204 | 208 | 154 | 39 | 15 |
1295 | That isn't the shirt I just bought you, is it? | 1.3317 | 0.04175 | 202 | 148 | 41 | 13 |
1296 | Stuffed, you say... he sure looks hungry to me! | 1.3316 | 0.04492 | 193 | 145 | 32 | 16 |
1297 | You'll never believe this, Kate - there's this whole tiny living room in here... | 1.3316 | 0.04552 | 193 | 146 | 30 | 17 |
1298 | I really think it would look better in the den. | 1.3316 | 0.04432 | 193 | 144 | 34 | 15 |
1299 | it was more impressive when the guy in the circus did it with a real lion. | 1.3316 | 0.04543 | 190 | 143 | 31 | 16 |
1300 | That's NOT where I told you to stick it! | 1.3316 | 0.04419 | 190 | 141 | 35 | 14 |
1301 | Sorry honey, I can't hear you over the deafening roar of irony. | 1.3316 | 0.04419 | 190 | 141 | 35 | 14 |
1302 | Now do you believe in karma? | 1.3316 | 0.04271 | 187 | 136 | 40 | 11 |
1303 | DO YOU HAVE TO POKE YOUR NOSE IN EVERYTHING?? | 1.3315 | 0.04585 | 184 | 138 | 31 | 15 |
1304 | Nope. Still not impressed. | 1.3315 | 0.04318 | 184 | 134 | 39 | 11 |
1305 | Almost there...now a little higher up on your right. | 1.3315 | 0.04505 | 181 | 134 | 34 | 13 |
1306 | Oh dear, I thought your hunting trip to Africa would come back to bite you. | 1.3315 | 0.04695 | 178 | 134 | 29 | 15 |
1307 | Don’t let go. | 1.3315 | 0.04344 | 178 | 129 | 39 | 10 |
1308 | Yes, I like it right there. | 1.3315 | 0.04270 | 178 | 128 | 41 | 9 |
1309 | If it's so important to you, just buy a toupée. | 1.3315 | 0.04344 | 178 | 129 | 39 | 10 |
1310 | A little more up and to the left | 1.3315 | 0.04270 | 178 | 128 | 41 | 9 |
1311 | I see you're finally using your head, Ralph. | 1.3315 | 0.04270 | 178 | 128 | 41 | 9 |
1312 | Guess who just moved up the food chain? | 1.3314 | 0.04468 | 175 | 128 | 36 | 11 |
1313 | Let me know when you are done, so I can start dinner. | 1.3314 | 0.04318 | 175 | 126 | 40 | 9 |
1314 | I told you not to discontinue our PETA monthly gift! | 1.3314 | 0.04741 | 172 | 129 | 29 | 14 |
1315 | Going bald is nothing to be ashamed of | 1.3314 | 0.04595 | 172 | 127 | 33 | 12 |
1316 | Why don't you just admit that you're not the DIY type? | 1.3314 | 0.04595 | 172 | 127 | 33 | 12 |
1317 | Look on the bright side — at least you weren't devoured by a stuffed rabbit. | 1.3314 | 0.04498 | 169 | 123 | 36 | 10 |
1318 | I told you it said, 'may awaken', on the box. | 1.3314 | 0.04419 | 169 | 122 | 38 | 9 |
1319 | I hope your taxidermist has malpractice insurance. | 1.3314 | 0.04652 | 169 | 125 | 32 | 12 |
1320 | Guess he got tired of your Metro Goldwyn Meyer jokes | 1.3313 | 0.04632 | 166 | 122 | 33 | 11 |
1321 | Well, I gotta hand it to you. You’re never hysterically dramatic the same way twice. | 1.3313 | 0.04632 | 166 | 122 | 33 | 11 |
1322 | Harold knew his passion for taxidermy would come back to bite him. | 1.3313 | 0.04787 | 166 | 124 | 29 | 13 |
1323 | For once Brian, your heads not up your ass. | 1.3313 | 0.04553 | 166 | 121 | 35 | 10 |
1324 | Well, it will help with social distancing. | 1.3313 | 0.04691 | 163 | 120 | 32 | 11 |
1325 | Yes, Phil, I did think it was mildly amusing at first but what exactly is your exit strategy now? | 1.3313 | 0.04527 | 163 | 118 | 36 | 9 |
1326 | Huh. I guess that’s why he was 50% off. Anyway, you want a glass of Vino!? | 1.3312 | 0.04729 | 157 | 115 | 32 | 10 |
1327 | Honestly, dear, why do you watch the Jets anyway if you need to do this after every game? | 1.3312 | 0.04463 | 157 | 112 | 38 | 7 |
1328 | Bad Simba! | 1.3311 | 0.04948 | 151 | 112 | 28 | 11 |
1329 | This is your feeblest attempt yet at getting out of dinner with my mother. | 1.3301 | 0.04349 | 209 | 158 | 33 | 18 |
1330 | I like it. The eyes say “Beware,” but the mouth says ”Come hither.” | 1.3301 | 0.04173 | 206 | 152 | 40 | 14 |
1331 | Thank God it's not the other end! | 1.3300 | 0.04490 | 200 | 152 | 30 | 18 |
1332 | I can only imagine what he's doing on the other side of the wall. | 1.3299 | 0.04057 | 197 | 142 | 45 | 10 |
1333 | Now do you believe me? | 1.3299 | 0.04244 | 197 | 145 | 39 | 13 |
1334 | C.S. Lewis told us never to move the wardrobe! | 1.3299 | 0.04590 | 194 | 148 | 28 | 18 |
1335 | Oh God,we're eating in again! | 1.3299 | 0.04227 | 194 | 142 | 40 | 12 |
1336 | Well, you're the one who wanted a cat. | 1.3299 | 0.04351 | 194 | 144 | 36 | 14 |
1337 | Where should we put the elephant? | 1.3298 | 0.04272 | 191 | 140 | 39 | 12 |
1338 | You were supposed to feed him last night! | 1.3298 | 0.04522 | 191 | 144 | 31 | 16 |
1339 | You get sucked into everything! | 1.3298 | 0.04005 | 191 | 136 | 47 | 8 |
1340 | In retrospect, we should have opted for the photo safari. | 1.3298 | 0.04318 | 188 | 138 | 38 | 12 |
1341 | C'mon honey, I only suggested we START Bridgerton | 1.3298 | 0.04384 | 188 | 139 | 36 | 13 |
1342 | So you shot a lion. Don't let it go to your head. | 1.3298 | 0.04574 | 188 | 142 | 30 | 16 |
1343 | Stop fucking around with that thing and tell me where you were last night | 1.3298 | 0.04318 | 188 | 138 | 38 | 12 |
1344 | Face it Andrew, you're consumed by your biggest success. | 1.3298 | 0.04252 | 188 | 137 | 40 | 11 |
1345 | So it’s not stuffed, it’s hungry. | 1.3297 | 0.04563 | 185 | 139 | 31 | 15 |
1346 | I told you he would never adjust to living in the city. | 1.3297 | 0.04015 | 185 | 131 | 47 | 7 |
1347 | It needs to be higher. I'll get you a chair. | 1.3297 | 0.04366 | 185 | 136 | 37 | 12 |
1348 | A little further to the left. | 1.3297 | 0.04415 | 182 | 134 | 36 | 12 |
1349 | A trophy wife would be easier. | 1.3297 | 0.04346 | 182 | 133 | 38 | 11 |
1350 | It's okay, Leo. I like this one. | 1.3296 | 0.04395 | 179 | 131 | 37 | 11 |
1351 | You've been so quiet, darling. Has the cat got your tongue? | 1.3296 | 0.04934 | 179 | 139 | 21 | 19 |
1352 | This is NOT what I meant when I said to get your head in the game, Harv. | 1.3296 | 0.04672 | 179 | 135 | 29 | 15 |
1353 | Call the handyman and swallow your pride and before the pride swallows you. | 1.3296 | 0.04605 | 179 | 134 | 31 | 14 |
1354 | What is God's Name are you looking for? | 1.3296 | 0.04395 | 179 | 131 | 37 | 11 |
1355 | I'm finding it hard to believe you hunted this down in the wild. | 1.3296 | 0.04176 | 179 | 128 | 43 | 8 |
1356 | I know you can hear me. For the 337th time. What do you want for dinner? | 1.3295 | 0.04590 | 176 | 131 | 32 | 13 |
1357 | Just say you're sorry, Ralph, and he'll let go. | 1.3295 | 0.04221 | 176 | 126 | 42 | 8 |
1358 | There goes my husband - King of the Bungle | 1.3295 | 0.04519 | 176 | 130 | 34 | 12 |
1359 | The ACME guy said grab both ears for three seconds then push the nose. | 1.3295 | 0.04499 | 173 | 127 | 35 | 11 |
1360 | That just means he likes you. | 1.3295 | 0.04108 | 173 | 122 | 45 | 6 |
1361 | I told you not to get in over your head! | 1.3295 | 0.04499 | 173 | 127 | 35 | 11 |
1362 | Is he jealous of your new trophy wife? | 1.3294 | 0.04553 | 170 | 125 | 34 | 11 |
1363 | Don't struggle, it doesn't have a stomach. | 1.3294 | 0.04849 | 170 | 129 | 26 | 15 |
1364 | I like it. It shouts confidence in a backward sort of way. | 1.3294 | 0.04476 | 170 | 124 | 36 | 10 |
1365 | EGADS, HARRY, YOU NEVER TOLD ME THE COMBINATION TO THE SAFE! | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
1366 | Oh darling, can't you wear a simple face mask like everyone else? | 1.3293 | 0.04667 | 164 | 121 | 32 | 11 |
1367 | A little to the left, sweetie. | 1.3292 | 0.04297 | 161 | 114 | 41 | 6 |
1368 | Oh...that’s just perfect. | 1.3291 | 0.04529 | 158 | 114 | 36 | 8 |
1369 | That's how they get you, Ted, when you least expect it. | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
1370 | I knew there would be trouble when it stuck its head through the wall. | 1.3289 | 0.03771 | 225 | 162 | 52 | 11 |
1371 | Why don't you try the wardrobe? There are better ways into Narnia. | 1.3283 | 0.04226 | 198 | 146 | 39 | 13 |
1372 | See? Totally dead. | 1.3283 | 0.03911 | 198 | 141 | 49 | 8 |
1373 | Did you lose something? | 1.3282 | 0.04208 | 195 | 143 | 40 | 12 |
1374 | No. Almost. Just a little more to the left. | 1.3282 | 0.03949 | 195 | 139 | 48 | 8 |
1375 | They did say this piece was very lifelike | 1.3282 | 0.04145 | 195 | 142 | 42 | 11 |
1376 | Stop messing around and hang the damn thing! | 1.3281 | 0.04441 | 192 | 144 | 33 | 15 |
1377 | A tad higher. | 1.3281 | 0.03988 | 192 | 137 | 47 | 8 |
1378 | So much for your pandemic virtual safari. | 1.3281 | 0.04441 | 192 | 144 | 33 | 15 |
1379 | I told you that DIY taxidermy kit was a bad idea. | 1.3280 | 0.04364 | 189 | 140 | 36 | 13 |
1380 | It’s still crooked. | 1.3280 | 0.04478 | 186 | 139 | 33 | 14 |
1381 | Honey, stay calm and don't lose your head. | 1.3280 | 0.04279 | 186 | 136 | 39 | 11 |
1382 | I warned you, Daniel. This is the lion's den. | 1.3280 | 0.04346 | 186 | 137 | 37 | 12 |
1383 | Well you started it. | 1.3280 | 0.04412 | 186 | 138 | 35 | 13 |
1384 | That’ll teach you for shooting it | 1.3279 | 0.04185 | 183 | 132 | 42 | 9 |
1385 | I guess revenge IS a dish best served cold. | 1.3279 | 0.04326 | 183 | 134 | 38 | 11 |
1386 | It was my first husbands may he rest in peace. | 1.3279 | 0.04463 | 183 | 136 | 34 | 13 |
1387 | Hakuna Matata,indeed. | 1.3279 | 0.04529 | 183 | 137 | 32 | 14 |
1388 | .... and you think I've got a big mouth! | 1.3279 | 0.04529 | 183 | 137 | 32 | 14 |
1389 | Looks like the cat got more than just your tongue! | 1.3278 | 0.04445 | 180 | 133 | 35 | 12 |
1390 | Maybe I should get the level? | 1.3278 | 0.04156 | 180 | 129 | 43 | 8 |
1391 | See if you can find the ring I lost on the safari. | 1.3278 | 0.04230 | 180 | 130 | 41 | 9 |
1392 | now, a little up on the right. | 1.3278 | 0.04514 | 180 | 134 | 33 | 13 |
1393 | Your glasses are on the kitchen table." | 1.3277 | 0.04277 | 177 | 128 | 40 | 9 |
1394 | Okay, okay...it's a jungle in here, too. | 1.3276 | 0.04477 | 174 | 128 | 35 | 11 |
1395 | I told you we should have gotten the singing fish. | 1.3276 | 0.04623 | 174 | 130 | 31 | 13 |
1396 | In the living room,the mighty mighty living room,the lion hangs tonight. | 1.3276 | 0.04623 | 174 | 130 | 31 | 13 |
1397 | Not again! How do you expect me to find a husband? | 1.3276 | 0.04623 | 174 | 130 | 31 | 13 |
1398 | I think the lampshade would be funnier. | 1.3276 | 0.04007 | 174 | 122 | 47 | 5 |
1399 | Maybe just taking a photo would have been a better idea. | 1.3275 | 0.04606 | 171 | 127 | 32 | 12 |
1400 | My relationships always end in atrophy. | 1.3275 | 0.04680 | 171 | 128 | 30 | 13 |
1401 | Listen boys this has gone on long enough, just call it a draw and move on. | 1.3275 | 0.04216 | 171 | 122 | 42 | 7 |
1402 | Maybe now you'll stop complaining that "I" bite your head off! | 1.3275 | 0.04530 | 171 | 126 | 34 | 11 |
1403 | A little bit more to the right, Harry | 1.3274 | 0.04346 | 168 | 121 | 39 | 8 |
1404 | He remembered. | 1.3273 | 0.04136 | 220 | 165 | 38 | 17 |
1405 | Nope, no evidence of voter fraud in there either. I've told you a million times, it doesn't exist!! | 1.3273 | 0.04951 | 165 | 126 | 24 | 15 |
1406 | I told you to switch to a plant-based cologne | 1.3273 | 0.04876 | 165 | 125 | 26 | 14 |
1407 | Your pride has gone to your head | 1.3272 | 0.04862 | 162 | 122 | 27 | 13 |
1408 | Perfect spot! | 1.3272 | 0.04702 | 162 | 120 | 31 | 11 |
1409 | Still missing your days with the circus, honey? | 1.3272 | 0.04451 | 162 | 117 | 37 | 8 |
1410 | Please don’t eat him; he’s my trophy. | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
1411 | Ah, as you always say Phil, 'Circle of Life, Circle of Life.' | 1.3271 | 0.04166 | 214 | 160 | 38 | 16 |
1412 | Dear, you really shouldn't look ANY gift animal in the mouth. | 1.3270 | 0.04679 | 159 | 117 | 32 | 10 |
1413 | The taxidermist warned it was still a little fresh. | 1.3270 | 0.04846 | 159 | 119 | 28 | 12 |
1414 | I guess he was just playing possum. | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
1415 | Hold it. A bit higher. To the left. Higher. There. | 1.3269 | 0.04911 | 156 | 117 | 27 | 12 |
1416 | You got it backwards; your pride is not supposed to swallow you. | 1.3268 | 0.04123 | 205 | 151 | 41 | 13 |
1417 | Deep Throat of the Serengetigate | 1.3267 | 0.04395 | 202 | 153 | 32 | 17 |
1418 | A little to the left and counterclockwise. | 1.3266 | 0.04385 | 199 | 150 | 33 | 16 |
1419 | Are you sure you didn't leave them in your other pants? | 1.3266 | 0.04385 | 199 | 150 | 33 | 16 |
1420 | Well, you have to admit there is an element of Schadenfreude involved. | 1.3265 | 0.04842 | 147 | 108 | 30 | 9 |
1421 | Kudos is in order Rob; you did manage to get your head out of your A** | 1.3264 | 0.04482 | 193 | 146 | 31 | 16 |
1422 | He doesn't like dentists. | 1.3263 | 0.04080 | 190 | 137 | 44 | 9 |
1423 | I know you're going stir crazy, but that's still not the way to Narnia. | 1.3263 | 0.04147 | 190 | 138 | 42 | 10 |
1424 | I'll help as soon as I finish my wine. | 1.3262 | 0.04392 | 187 | 139 | 35 | 13 |
1425 | On second thought,move it a little bit higher. | 1.3262 | 0.04521 | 187 | 141 | 31 | 15 |
1426 | Be careful Edward. That was Daddy's favorite. | 1.3262 | 0.04259 | 187 | 137 | 39 | 11 |
1427 | For goodness sake, Leo, let him go before you stain the carpet! | 1.3261 | 0.04306 | 184 | 135 | 38 | 11 |
1428 | Yeah, same thing every time I try to dust him. | 1.3261 | 0.04374 | 184 | 136 | 36 | 12 |
1429 | A little more to the left , Dear. | 1.3260 | 0.04822 | 181 | 140 | 23 | 18 |
1430 | You can stop practicing. The circus called, you didn’t get the job | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
1431 | So do you see the dog in there Phil? | 1.3258 | 0.04615 | 178 | 134 | 30 | 14 |
1432 | See if you can squeeze out the other end | 1.3258 | 0.04683 | 178 | 135 | 28 | 15 |
1433 | You shouldn't have stiffed the taxidermist. | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
1434 | Can’t you see it’s a little crooked? | 1.3257 | 0.04305 | 175 | 127 | 39 | 9 |
1435 | I don't care what you read on the internet. This is not a side effect of your COVID vaccine. | 1.3257 | 0.04455 | 175 | 129 | 35 | 11 |
1436 | Egad. Karma. | 1.3257 | 0.04671 | 175 | 132 | 29 | 14 |
1437 | Honey, he wants to face the window. | 1.3257 | 0.04671 | 175 | 132 | 29 | 14 |
1438 | That's just his way of being playful. | 1.3256 | 0.04729 | 172 | 130 | 28 | 14 |
1439 | Pass me a claw hammer please dear. | 1.3256 | 0.04729 | 172 | 130 | 28 | 14 |
1440 | Actually, Daniel, it would look better if we hung it up in the den. | 1.3256 | 0.04096 | 215 | 160 | 40 | 15 |
1441 | "So that's how the children have gone missing." | 1.3256 | 0.04656 | 172 | 129 | 30 | 13 |
1442 | A bit more to the right, dear. | 1.3255 | 0.04296 | 212 | 161 | 33 | 18 |
1443 | That's called Karma | 1.3254 | 0.04639 | 169 | 126 | 31 | 12 |
1444 | You didn’t tell me it was game night! | 1.3254 | 0.04159 | 169 | 120 | 43 | 6 |
1445 | No", you said, "No need for a second shot." | 1.3254 | 0.04562 | 169 | 125 | 33 | 11 |
1446 | My urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away. | 1.3254 | 0.04861 | 169 | 129 | 25 | 15 |
1447 | Let me guess, Harvey... a parting gift from all those MGM actresses? | 1.3254 | 0.04485 | 169 | 124 | 35 | 10 |
1448 | Well, you’re the one who threw away those “simple-minded” mounting instructions that said “no tools required” and “fully concealed hangers”! | 1.3254 | 0.04639 | 169 | 126 | 31 | 12 |
1449 | When they said 'realistic' they weren't kidding! | 1.3253 | 0.04458 | 166 | 121 | 36 | 9 |
1450 | Allan I feel like you are letting your taxidermy hobby consume you" | 1.3253 | 0.04774 | 166 | 125 | 28 | 13 |
1451 | That’s strange. Usually he doesn’t eat before dinner. | 1.3252 | 0.04836 | 163 | 123 | 27 | 13 |
1452 | You’ll be alright when he roars. | 1.3251 | 0.04376 | 203 | 154 | 32 | 17 |
1453 | It's crooked. | 1.3250 | 0.04190 | 200 | 148 | 39 | 13 |
1454 | Wow--maybe some arcs of the moral universe do bend toward justice! | 1.3250 | 0.04820 | 160 | 120 | 28 | 12 |
1455 | I thought you said he had been fed? | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1456 | I think he misheard when you complained about your tax attorney. | 1.3250 | 0.04820 | 160 | 120 | 28 | 12 |
1457 | Deja vu! That’s just what happened to my late husband on safari. | 1.3250 | 0.03943 | 200 | 144 | 47 | 9 |
1458 | I asked for a cabernet sauvignon. This is a merlot. | 1.3249 | 0.04413 | 197 | 149 | 32 | 16 |
1459 | I know you feel guilty Eric but he can’t kill you back!!! | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
1460 | There you go. Putting your head in it again | 1.3248 | 0.04967 | 157 | 119 | 25 | 13 |
1461 | No honey,G-spot is not in there either. | 1.3247 | 0.04521 | 194 | 148 | 29 | 17 |
1462 | I wonder if MGM ever had this problem. | 1.3247 | 0.03954 | 194 | 139 | 47 | 8 |
1463 | Okay, okay - I promise I won't sing "I am woman, hear me roar" again, if you promise to get rid of it. | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
1464 | Up and inch and a little to the left, Henry. | 1.3245 | 0.04372 | 188 | 140 | 35 | 13 |
1465 | But, dear, you have it on backwards. | 1.3245 | 0.04240 | 188 | 138 | 39 | 11 |
1466 | 'tails I win, heads you lose | 1.3243 | 0.04217 | 185 | 135 | 40 | 10 |
1467 | I just can't figure out how the taxidermist got Phil's arm to stay up. | 1.3243 | 0.04487 | 185 | 139 | 32 | 14 |
1468 | He does kind of owe you, dear. | 1.3243 | 0.04680 | 185 | 142 | 26 | 17 |
1469 | Leo,we need to talk. | 1.3243 | 0.04354 | 185 | 137 | 36 | 12 |
1470 | Maybe you should stick with a trophy wife. | 1.3242 | 0.04539 | 182 | 137 | 31 | 14 |
1471 | Call it even. | 1.3242 | 0.04334 | 182 | 134 | 37 | 11 |
1472 | Can you see the picture hook now? | 1.3240 | 0.04858 | 179 | 139 | 22 | 18 |
1473 | It would look better if you put your head in from behind. | 1.3240 | 0.04661 | 179 | 136 | 28 | 15 |
1474 | I guess, Fred, it's better than having your head up the other end. | 1.3240 | 0.04383 | 179 | 132 | 36 | 11 |
1475 | They say "living well is the best revenge," Edward, but I have to admit that this is pretty damn good. | 1.3240 | 0.04454 | 179 | 133 | 34 | 12 |
1476 | Dear, are you sure you wouldn't like to put your mother's portrait back up there? | 1.3239 | 0.04433 | 176 | 130 | 35 | 11 |
1477 | A little to the right. Can you see the nail? | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
1478 | It's a little crooked, John; raise the right side about 2 inches. | 1.3237 | 0.04776 | 173 | 132 | 26 | 15 |
1479 | But it's such a hassle, Ron. Are you sure you want me to return it?" | 1.3237 | 0.04633 | 173 | 130 | 30 | 13 |
1480 | I think I like it without the struggling torso! | 1.3237 | 0.04560 | 173 | 129 | 32 | 12 |
1481 | Daniel! I told you not to put it in the den! | 1.3235 | 0.04908 | 170 | 131 | 23 | 16 |
1482 | There must be a smarter way to find the wall mount, Ralph | 1.3235 | 0.04540 | 170 | 126 | 33 | 11 |
1483 | Serves you right. He wouldn't have human heads hanging on the walls of his den, would he? | 1.3234 | 0.04051 | 201 | 147 | 43 | 11 |
1484 | I said it needed CLEANING, not FEEDING! | 1.3232 | 0.04394 | 198 | 150 | 32 | 16 |
1485 | His pride said you'd pay for what you did | 1.3232 | 0.04653 | 164 | 122 | 31 | 11 |
1486 | Here, hold my wine, love. I got this. | 1.3232 | 0.04489 | 164 | 120 | 35 | 9 |
1487 | That’s using your head Ralph. | 1.3232 | 0.04572 | 164 | 121 | 33 | 10 |
1488 | That's what happens when you open your big mouth. | 1.3231 | 0.04321 | 195 | 146 | 35 | 14 |
1489 | I found my keys! | 1.3231 | 0.04442 | 195 | 148 | 31 | 16 |
1490 | Inserting yourself every chance you get is not very becoming. | 1.3231 | 0.04197 | 195 | 144 | 39 | 12 |
1491 | 'A little to the left. And you better not get any blood on the floor.' | 1.3230 | 0.04794 | 161 | 121 | 28 | 12 |
1492 | So this is what the witch doctor meant when he said that killing his lion was going to come to back to bite you! | 1.3229 | 0.04242 | 192 | 142 | 38 | 12 |
1493 | I really don’t care what the kids are doing on TikTok, Roger. | 1.3228 | 0.04417 | 189 | 142 | 33 | 14 |
1494 | Hang him a bit lower, dear, so you can sit sometimes. | 1.3226 | 0.04334 | 186 | 138 | 36 | 12 |
1495 | Never mind, dear. I just found my contact lens in my wine glass! So sorry for the inconvenience. Love you. | 1.3226 | 0.04334 | 186 | 138 | 36 | 12 |
1496 | Honey, a little to the left... | 1.3226 | 0.04401 | 186 | 139 | 34 | 13 |
1497 | It makes me worry when I see you looking down in the mouth, dear. | 1.3226 | 0.04401 | 186 | 139 | 34 | 13 |
1498 | A little to the left, Harry. | 1.3224 | 0.04451 | 183 | 137 | 33 | 13 |
1499 | You have a rare gift for the dramatic. | 1.3224 | 0.04451 | 183 | 137 | 33 | 13 |
1500 | You seem consumed by this project, George! | 1.3224 | 0.04518 | 183 | 138 | 31 | 14 |
1501 | Aren't you supposed to kill them before you hang them on the wall? | 1.3224 | 0.04535 | 152 | 110 | 35 | 7 |
1502 | Ed, that makes a change from you always putting your foot in it. | 1.3224 | 0.04815 | 152 | 113 | 29 | 10 |
1503 | Seymour! It's just dinner. And my parents were vaccinated. | 1.3222 | 0.04290 | 180 | 132 | 38 | 10 |
1504 | This isn’t what I meant by Pride week | 1.3222 | 0.04571 | 180 | 136 | 30 | 14 |
1505 | I never liked your zebra-striped tie anyway | 1.3222 | 0.04502 | 180 | 135 | 32 | 13 |
1506 | Are the car keys in there? | 1.3222 | 0.04290 | 180 | 132 | 38 | 10 |
1507 | I told you it would fit! | 1.3222 | 0.04218 | 180 | 131 | 40 | 9 |
1508 | Alexa, play Despacito. | 1.3221 | 0.04073 | 208 | 154 | 41 | 13 |
1509 | Great idea. Better than your head up its ass" | 1.3220 | 0.04829 | 177 | 137 | 23 | 17 |
1510 | This belongs in the den | 1.3220 | 0.04188 | 177 | 128 | 41 | 8 |
1511 | Honey, I warned you that he was looking at you funny! | 1.3220 | 0.04264 | 177 | 129 | 39 | 9 |
1512 | Daniel, I think you better move him back to the den! | 1.3220 | 0.04412 | 177 | 131 | 35 | 11 |
1513 | For God's sakes, Harry, stop mumbling and speak up. | 1.3220 | 0.04264 | 177 | 129 | 39 | 9 |
1514 | Are you sure this is how Siegfried and Roy started? | 1.3218 | 0.04538 | 174 | 130 | 32 | 12 |
1515 | I told you he didn't look completely stuffed! | 1.3218 | 0.03973 | 202 | 147 | 45 | 10 |
1516 | Cats don't like me, either. | 1.3216 | 0.04282 | 171 | 124 | 39 | 8 |
1517 | Baby, I’m over here ... you really must get that cataract surgery. | 1.3216 | 0.04592 | 171 | 128 | 31 | 12 |
1518 | It’s a jungle out there Marvin, everyone trying to get ahead. | 1.3216 | 0.04440 | 171 | 126 | 35 | 10 |
1519 | I would be lying if I thought that looked good on you! | 1.3216 | 0.04517 | 171 | 127 | 33 | 11 |
1520 | Relax honey, it’s the circle of life. | 1.3216 | 0.04667 | 171 | 129 | 29 | 13 |
1521 | Harold, relax! Now is not the time to lose your head. | 1.3216 | 0.04517 | 171 | 127 | 33 | 11 |
1522 | Like I told you, Bob, you only wounded him. | 1.3216 | 0.03887 | 227 | 168 | 45 | 14 |
1523 | I thought I was your trophy wife? | 1.3214 | 0.04725 | 168 | 127 | 28 | 13 |
1524 | And you thought you weren’t a trophy husband. | 1.3214 | 0.04493 | 168 | 124 | 34 | 10 |
1525 | But how does it make you feel? | 1.3214 | 0.04413 | 168 | 123 | 36 | 9 |
1526 | I don’t think you need to SEE the nail. | 1.3212 | 0.03890 | 193 | 138 | 48 | 7 |
1527 | It didn't work out for Siegfried and Roy either. | 1.3212 | 0.04093 | 193 | 141 | 42 | 10 |
1528 | Lower....lower....to the right now.... | 1.3212 | 0.04297 | 165 | 119 | 39 | 7 |
1529 | Same holds true with a ‘gift lion’!” | 1.3212 | 0.04786 | 165 | 125 | 27 | 13 |
1530 | Leo, bad lion! He's my guest, stop! | 1.3212 | 0.04629 | 165 | 123 | 31 | 11 |
1531 | Cutting a hole in the back to see the nail was a great idea! | 1.3212 | 0.04629 | 165 | 123 | 31 | 11 |
1532 | The cat got your tongue Ed? | 1.3211 | 0.04460 | 190 | 144 | 31 | 15 |
1533 | Herb, you do this every cocktail hour. Give it up . We know you won . | 1.3210 | 0.04521 | 162 | 119 | 34 | 9 |
1534 | This is what happens when you lionize Trump. | 1.3209 | 0.04697 | 187 | 145 | 24 | 18 |
1535 | How about this, Gladys?! Does this make you happy!? | 1.3209 | 0.04315 | 187 | 139 | 36 | 12 |
1536 | I told you the nude would have been better. | 1.3209 | 0.04381 | 187 | 140 | 34 | 13 |
1537 | Lower on the left, George. | 1.3209 | 0.04381 | 187 | 140 | 34 | 13 |
1538 | Shake your head! He’ll puke! | 1.3208 | 0.04831 | 159 | 120 | 27 | 12 |
1539 | I warned you he'd get back at you some day! | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
1540 | That's right honey, let him know who's boss." | 1.3207 | 0.04562 | 184 | 140 | 29 | 15 |
1541 | Um, dear... just curious, is your life insurance paid up? | 1.3207 | 0.04081 | 184 | 133 | 43 | 8 |
1542 | Not sure if that's the head-shot we want. | 1.3207 | 0.04153 | 184 | 134 | 41 | 9 |
1543 | I told you, Harry. Karma's a bitch. | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
1544 | Well, that's ironic. | 1.3204 | 0.04342 | 181 | 134 | 36 | 11 |
1545 | I thought you fed it! | 1.3204 | 0.04124 | 181 | 131 | 42 | 8 |
1546 | This doesn't cancel our Zoom with the Nussbaums in an hour. | 1.3204 | 0.04342 | 181 | 134 | 36 | 11 |
1547 | no, irony would be if you were being sucked in by an ebay auction — oh, wait, i get it, yes, it's ironic | 1.3204 | 0.04682 | 181 | 139 | 26 | 16 |
1548 | What do you think Leon, cat got your tongue? | 1.3204 | 0.04270 | 181 | 133 | 38 | 10 |
1549 | I don't know, you just seem like you are in a different headspace these days. | 1.3204 | 0.04481 | 181 | 136 | 32 | 13 |
1550 | You can’t both play dead! | 1.3204 | 0.04412 | 181 | 135 | 34 | 12 |
1551 | I guess I still have the lion's share of my husband. | 1.3203 | 0.04788 | 153 | 114 | 29 | 10 |
1552 | I just love how much of yourself you put into your art. | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
1553 | So... this is what you meant when you said you wanted to get ahead in life? | 1.3202 | 0.04463 | 178 | 133 | 33 | 12 |
1554 | Is he the one you trained at the circus? | 1.3202 | 0.04463 | 178 | 133 | 33 | 12 |
1555 | Oh,Donald Trump Jr. what a fitting way for you to die! | 1.3202 | 0.04603 | 178 | 135 | 29 | 14 |
1556 | You'll never find it like that. Let me get you a flashlight. | 1.3202 | 0.04318 | 178 | 131 | 37 | 10 |
1557 | Say again? I can barely hear you. | 1.3202 | 0.04244 | 178 | 130 | 39 | 9 |
1558 | Shall I call the fire department or the dance instructor? | 1.3202 | 0.04196 | 203 | 152 | 37 | 14 |
1559 | Listen Herb, you can't just go all 'Siegfried and Roy' on me every time I ask you to sit down and discuss finances. | 1.3200 | 0.04442 | 175 | 130 | 34 | 11 |
1560 | Simba! Bad kitty, Simba. | 1.3200 | 0.04442 | 175 | 130 | 34 | 11 |
1561 | Let him go, Leo. I swear I haven't told him about us. | 1.3200 | 0.04214 | 175 | 127 | 40 | 8 |
1562 | I guess the cat really does have your tongue | 1.3200 | 0.04367 | 175 | 129 | 36 | 10 |
1563 | You were right as always, dear. I *do* like it more as time passes. | 1.3200 | 0.04292 | 175 | 128 | 38 | 9 |
1564 | Well, it's not level. | 1.3200 | 0.04179 | 200 | 149 | 38 | 13 |
1565 | Accept it, Harold. You're not snatching victory. | 1.3200 | 0.04367 | 175 | 129 | 36 | 10 |
1566 | "Am I boring you?" | 1.3200 | 0.04515 | 175 | 131 | 32 | 12 |
1567 | Oh, he likes you! | 1.3198 | 0.03970 | 197 | 143 | 45 | 9 |
1568 | This is weird. Now you've got eyes in the back of your head. | 1.3198 | 0.04461 | 197 | 151 | 29 | 17 |
1569 | Next time, less Siegfried and more Roy. | 1.3198 | 0.04223 | 197 | 147 | 37 | 13 |
1570 | Look Robert! I want to talk about our relationship and I’m not falling for your ‘the cats got my tongue’ excuse anymore. | 1.3198 | 0.04494 | 172 | 128 | 33 | 11 |
1571 | "What, did you think I would buy a fake one?" | 1.3198 | 0.04569 | 172 | 129 | 31 | 12 |
1572 | I am woman...hear me roar. | 1.3198 | 0.04643 | 172 | 130 | 29 | 13 |
1573 | I agree, George. It is quite lifelike. | 1.3198 | 0.04341 | 172 | 126 | 37 | 9 |
1574 | I thought only the females hunted. | 1.3198 | 0.04494 | 172 | 128 | 33 | 11 |
1575 | I knew those eyes have been following me! | 1.3196 | 0.04204 | 194 | 144 | 38 | 12 |
1576 | Karma's a bitch, isn't it George. | 1.3196 | 0.04009 | 194 | 141 | 44 | 9 |
1577 | Didn't I tell you not to say "Heads you win"! | 1.3195 | 0.04310 | 169 | 123 | 38 | 8 |
1578 | Talk about feeding the head that bites you! | 1.3195 | 0.04626 | 169 | 127 | 30 | 12 |
1579 | I told you before that safari that payback is hell. | 1.3195 | 0.04471 | 169 | 125 | 34 | 10 |
1580 | What did you do to make him mad this time? | 1.3194 | 0.04249 | 191 | 142 | 37 | 12 |
1581 | Wow. You really failed the dismount! | 1.3194 | 0.04313 | 191 | 143 | 35 | 13 |
1582 | Really, that is so 2020! | 1.3194 | 0.04249 | 191 | 142 | 37 | 12 |
1583 | I don't think he likes to be touched. | 1.3194 | 0.04439 | 191 | 145 | 31 | 15 |
1584 | While you're in there, see if you can find my keys. | 1.3193 | 0.04683 | 166 | 125 | 29 | 12 |
1585 | Stop complaining. You get to stand in here. His ass is out in the cold. | 1.3193 | 0.04525 | 166 | 123 | 33 | 10 |
1586 | How can you not see that it’s too high on the left?? | 1.3193 | 0.04525 | 166 | 123 | 33 | 10 |
1587 | Are you sure you’ve played hide-and-seek before? | 1.3193 | 0.04683 | 166 | 125 | 29 | 12 |
1588 | Not quite the same thing as when a lion tamer does it dear. | 1.3193 | 0.04443 | 166 | 122 | 35 | 9 |
1589 | See, this rarely happens in small game hunting. | 1.3191 | 0.04425 | 188 | 142 | 32 | 14 |
1590 | I changed my mind- this doesn't really go with our decor. | 1.3191 | 0.04021 | 188 | 136 | 44 | 8 |
1591 | "I wish. | 1.3190 | 0.04977 | 163 | 126 | 22 | 15 |
1592 | Honey, it's so spooky--- no matter where I stand, I feel like he's watching me! | 1.3190 | 0.04581 | 163 | 121 | 32 | 10 |
1593 | It's not your head I'm worried about, it's your lower back. | 1.3190 | 0.04147 | 163 | 116 | 42 | 5 |
1594 | Next time don't choose the taxidermist with the low price. | 1.3190 | 0.04326 | 163 | 118 | 38 | 7 |
1595 | Karma's a bitch isn't it Bob? | 1.3190 | 0.04743 | 163 | 123 | 28 | 12 |
1596 | He has your head, but I have your heart. | 1.3190 | 0.04581 | 163 | 121 | 32 | 10 |
1597 | Can you at least check if the remote is in there? | 1.3189 | 0.04134 | 185 | 135 | 41 | 9 |
1598 | Perfect!! Just like that! | 1.3189 | 0.04134 | 185 | 135 | 41 | 9 |
1599 | I guess he wasn’t stuffed. | 1.3189 | 0.04342 | 185 | 138 | 35 | 12 |
1600 | I told you it was too wild for our decore. | 1.3189 | 0.04476 | 185 | 140 | 31 | 14 |
1601 | Nope. Still a bit more to the left. | 1.3189 | 0.04476 | 185 | 140 | 31 | 14 |
1602 | Trust me, you're no trophy! | 1.3188 | 0.04805 | 160 | 121 | 27 | 12 |
1603 | I would be more impressed if it was alive | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
1604 | Will you please just tell people I died of COVID-19? | 1.3187 | 0.04659 | 182 | 140 | 26 | 16 |
1605 | This model was only supposed to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight! | 1.3187 | 0.04179 | 182 | 133 | 40 | 9 |
1606 | Hey Alexa, he asked for decaf, not decap. | 1.3187 | 0.04527 | 182 | 138 | 30 | 14 |
1607 | Oh, like you didn't know this would happen." | 1.3187 | 0.04105 | 182 | 132 | 42 | 8 |
1608 | I hate to think what's hanging in his den. | 1.3187 | 0.04321 | 182 | 135 | 36 | 11 |
1609 | I told you it was too low. | 1.3185 | 0.04522 | 157 | 115 | 34 | 8 |
1610 | You put the television control in the zebra. | 1.3185 | 0.04699 | 157 | 117 | 30 | 10 |
1611 | Honey, I’m going to the store for more wine. | 1.3184 | 0.04511 | 179 | 135 | 31 | 13 |
1612 | Cats got your tongue now, honey. | 1.3184 | 0.04580 | 179 | 136 | 29 | 14 |
1613 | Revenge is a dish best served cold, Ralph. | 1.3182 | 0.04346 | 176 | 130 | 36 | 10 |
1614 | Really, Frank, you both left the circus years ago. | 1.3182 | 0.04493 | 176 | 132 | 32 | 12 |
1615 | Should I call the doctor first, or the interior designer? | 1.3182 | 0.04579 | 154 | 113 | 33 | 8 |
1616 | At least now you can’t put your foot in your mouth. | 1.3179 | 0.04249 | 195 | 146 | 36 | 13 |
1617 | It's a little off center, Roy. Get your head in the game! | 1.3179 | 0.04249 | 195 | 146 | 36 | 13 |
1618 | I think it would look better in the other room | 1.3179 | 0.04186 | 195 | 145 | 38 | 12 |
1619 | Fred..Fred!...my mother isn't coming!.. | 1.3179 | 0.04396 | 173 | 128 | 35 | 10 |
1620 | Have you located the stud? | 1.3179 | 0.04472 | 173 | 129 | 33 | 11 |
1621 | I told you we shouldn't have replaced the old batteries! | 1.3179 | 0.04620 | 173 | 131 | 29 | 13 |
1622 | Yes, Harold. He is very lifelike. | 1.3179 | 0.04396 | 173 | 128 | 35 | 10 |
1623 | I’m sensing a shift in bragging rights. | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
1624 | A little to the left, I think. | 1.3177 | 0.04294 | 192 | 144 | 35 | 13 |
1625 | Ok, you’re right. You do have enough guts to put your head in the mouth of a lion. | 1.3176 | 0.03951 | 170 | 120 | 46 | 4 |
1626 | You promised your circus days were over. | 1.3175 | 0.04134 | 211 | 159 | 37 | 15 |
1627 | Luckily, we didn’t keep the backside. | 1.3175 | 0.04134 | 211 | 159 | 37 | 15 |
1628 | "I only asked if you are ever going to commit. What's the matter Steve? Cat got your tongue?" | 1.3175 | 0.04405 | 189 | 143 | 32 | 14 |
1629 | Bad Elsa, you spit out the Senate Minority Leader right now!" | 1.3175 | 0.04531 | 189 | 145 | 28 | 16 |
1630 | Herbert! I told you not to learn taxidermy from TikTok! | 1.3175 | 0.04276 | 189 | 141 | 36 | 12 |
1631 | I still think performance art is more suitable for the bedroom. | 1.3175 | 0.03933 | 189 | 136 | 46 | 7 |
1632 | Don’t put it there. It will eat up all the space! | 1.3175 | 0.04209 | 189 | 140 | 38 | 11 |
1633 | Never look a gift lion in the mouth | 1.3174 | 0.04502 | 167 | 124 | 33 | 10 |
1634 | I said, a little to the left! Do you even listen to me anymore? | 1.3174 | 0.04581 | 167 | 125 | 31 | 11 |
1635 | Pull his hair...Play dead... No wait, shoot him again. | 1.3174 | 0.04812 | 167 | 128 | 25 | 14 |
1636 | Ok,Margaret, next time we go with the impressionist. | 1.3172 | 0.04962 | 145 | 109 | 26 | 10 |
1637 | If you weren't enjoying yourself, you should have just left. | 1.3172 | 0.04255 | 186 | 138 | 37 | 11 |
1638 | Just hold on......I have to get my camera for this ! | 1.3172 | 0.04322 | 186 | 139 | 35 | 12 |
1639 | Dear, it's only 3 weeks more until your 1st vaccine. | 1.3172 | 0.04519 | 186 | 142 | 29 | 15 |
1640 | NO, being a trophy wife doesn't mean I have any experience in solving this problem. | 1.3172 | 0.04255 | 186 | 138 | 37 | 11 |
1641 | Sorry dear, can't help you. What goes around comes around. | 1.3171 | 0.04390 | 164 | 120 | 36 | 8 |
1642 | Those edibles are really kicking in aren’t they ? | 1.3169 | 0.04301 | 183 | 136 | 36 | 11 |
1643 | Easy there Siegfried - as a single woman in New York City you had me at rent controlled apartment! | 1.3168 | 0.04779 | 161 | 122 | 27 | 12 |
1644 | Honey he’s so stuffed, he can’t eat much more of you. | 1.3167 | 0.04277 | 180 | 133 | 37 | 10 |
1645 | I told you this spot was bad feng shui. | 1.3165 | 0.04759 | 158 | 119 | 28 | 11 |
1646 | Jerry, stop roughhousing with the cat. You’re going to get hurt! | 1.3164 | 0.04471 | 177 | 133 | 32 | 12 |
1647 | It used to belong to Siegfried & Roy | 1.3164 | 0.04399 | 177 | 132 | 34 | 11 |
1648 | See, nothing--the bad breath is yours. | 1.3164 | 0.04471 | 177 | 133 | 32 | 12 |
1649 | Don’t you hear me? Straighten by turning it down on your left. | 1.3163 | 0.04529 | 196 | 152 | 26 | 18 |
1650 | A little more to the left and perfecto. | 1.3163 | 0.04040 | 196 | 144 | 42 | 10 |
1651 | Oh, Hank. This does explain what happened to Cuddles and Patches. | 1.3163 | 0.04104 | 196 | 145 | 40 | 11 |
1652 | Technically you're right, he didn't bite the hand. | 1.3161 | 0.04645 | 155 | 115 | 31 | 9 |
1653 | Wouldn’t a painting in front of the wall safe have been sufficient? | 1.3161 | 0.04908 | 155 | 118 | 25 | 12 |
1654 | George, should I push or pull? | 1.3161 | 0.05076 | 155 | 120 | 21 | 14 |
1655 | At least it is better than the Trump picture!' | 1.3161 | 0.04809 | 174 | 135 | 23 | 16 |
1656 | Now take 5 steps to the right. | 1.3161 | 0.04450 | 174 | 130 | 33 | 11 |
1657 | You promised to give all this up when you retired from the circus, Frank . | 1.3158 | 0.04123 | 190 | 140 | 40 | 10 |
1658 | While you are in there, look for the Jurgensons. | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
1659 | But can you see the hook? | 1.3158 | 0.04653 | 171 | 130 | 28 | 13 |
1660 | You are exuding masculinity dear. | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
1661 | I think he likes you. | 1.3158 | 0.04190 | 190 | 141 | 38 | 11 |
1662 | Come on, George, this is all a Big Game to you! | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
1663 | The question remains, is it your trophy or is it his trophy. | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
1664 | I told you, you should have gone fishing! | 1.3158 | 0.04579 | 171 | 129 | 30 | 12 |
1665 | Honey, I told you we should have gotten the moose. | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
1666 | I'll get the spray bottle! | 1.3155 | 0.04167 | 187 | 138 | 39 | 10 |
1667 | The Murray kids next door must have pulled his tail again. | 1.3155 | 0.04635 | 168 | 127 | 29 | 12 |
1668 | Do you still want me to hand this to you? | 1.3155 | 0.04558 | 168 | 126 | 31 | 11 |
1669 | Well, it's only fair. After all, you shot him. | 1.3155 | 0.04317 | 168 | 123 | 37 | 8 |
1670 | Honey I think this is too much for a mask. | 1.3153 | 0.04185 | 203 | 153 | 36 | 14 |
1671 | I knew we should have gone with the deer. At least it's a vegetarian. | 1.3152 | 0.04485 | 184 | 140 | 30 | 14 |
1672 | Sorry, Honey. But it does seem fair. | 1.3152 | 0.04281 | 184 | 137 | 36 | 11 |
1673 | You just can't take this lion down. | 1.3152 | 0.04350 | 184 | 138 | 34 | 12 |
1674 | Maybe he's trying to tell you he'd prefer to be put in the den. | 1.3152 | 0.04281 | 184 | 137 | 36 | 11 |
1675 | Bad kitty! | 1.3152 | 0.04772 | 165 | 126 | 26 | 13 |
1676 | I think it would go better in the den. | 1.3152 | 0.04614 | 165 | 124 | 30 | 11 |
1677 | So I am guessing you are upset. | 1.3152 | 0.04367 | 165 | 121 | 36 | 8 |
1678 | Hon, I'm certain the marriage counselor told us to "read between the LINES" ! | 1.3152 | 0.05072 | 165 | 130 | 18 | 17 |
1679 | Fine, you've made your point. Figuratively, it's time to get your head in the game. | 1.3152 | 0.04614 | 165 | 124 | 30 | 11 |
1680 | Now what makes you think the remote would be there? | 1.3152 | 0.04367 | 165 | 121 | 36 | 8 |
1681 | It’s still not centered. | 1.3150 | 0.04168 | 200 | 150 | 37 | 13 |
1682 | You know,it looks better that way. | 1.3150 | 0.04287 | 200 | 152 | 33 | 15 |
1683 | It's still tilted. Take a small step to the right | 1.3150 | 0.04168 | 200 | 150 | 37 | 13 |
1684 | That is not what I meant by '"Stick it where the sun don't shine!" | 1.3149 | 0.04670 | 181 | 140 | 25 | 16 |
1685 | Ralph, you’re not listening to me! | 1.3149 | 0.04399 | 181 | 136 | 33 | 12 |
1686 | Issac, you’re being consumed by your pride! | 1.3148 | 0.04590 | 162 | 121 | 31 | 10 |
1687 | Quick,last wishes,mount your head next to his? | 1.3148 | 0.04332 | 162 | 118 | 37 | 7 |
1688 | Just a bit to the left, and don't get any blood on the carpet. | 1.3146 | 0.04078 | 178 | 129 | 42 | 7 |
1689 | What did you just say about karma? Your voice is muffled. | 1.3146 | 0.04378 | 178 | 133 | 34 | 11 |
1690 | Now can you find the nail hole? | 1.3146 | 0.04305 | 178 | 132 | 36 | 10 |
1691 | At least this time you didn't put your head up your ass. | 1.3146 | 0.04520 | 178 | 135 | 30 | 13 |
1692 | Will you be free for dinner? | 1.3146 | 0.04378 | 178 | 133 | 34 | 11 |
1693 | I did remind you to pay the taxidermist. | 1.3144 | 0.04256 | 194 | 146 | 35 | 13 |
1694 | Down a bit on the left. | 1.3144 | 0.04063 | 194 | 143 | 41 | 10 |
1695 | Finally — my trophy husband, a real Leo. | 1.3143 | 0.04646 | 175 | 134 | 27 | 14 |
1696 | 'Now who's the king of beasts? | 1.3143 | 0.04785 | 175 | 136 | 23 | 16 |
1697 | Don't worry, I'll put yours right next to it. | 1.3143 | 0.04354 | 175 | 130 | 35 | 10 |
1698 | Hang on Leonard - there's got to be a way to give it the Heimlich maneuver. | 1.3143 | 0.04502 | 175 | 132 | 31 | 12 |
1699 | I told you not to use the cheapest taxidermist. | 1.3143 | 0.04502 | 175 | 132 | 31 | 12 |
1700 | It's still better than that singing fish. | 1.3141 | 0.04343 | 156 | 113 | 37 | 6 |
1701 | I find it easier to enter Narnia through the painting or the wardrobe. | 1.3141 | 0.04881 | 156 | 119 | 25 | 12 |
1702 | This is not what I meant when I called you a trophy husband. | 1.3141 | 0.04709 | 156 | 117 | 29 | 10 |
1703 | Probably not what you want to hear, but QAnon did predict this. | 1.3140 | 0.04630 | 172 | 131 | 28 | 13 |
1704 | I told you to lose the hair gel. He obviously thinks you're Don Jr. | 1.3140 | 0.04630 | 172 | 131 | 28 | 13 |
1705 | Maybe he'll let go if you move him back into the sun. | 1.3138 | 0.04349 | 188 | 142 | 33 | 13 |
1706 | Honey, it's still crooked. | 1.3138 | 0.04478 | 188 | 144 | 29 | 15 |
1707 | It was fine already—I told you not to lose your head over this. | 1.3137 | 0.03867 | 204 | 149 | 46 | 9 |
1708 | What goes around comes around, Donald. | 1.3137 | 0.04861 | 153 | 116 | 26 | 11 |
1709 | I told you that hunting trip would come back to bite you. | 1.3136 | 0.04212 | 169 | 123 | 39 | 7 |
1710 | I don't know dear, it's a little too life-like for me... | 1.3136 | 0.04212 | 169 | 123 | 39 | 7 |
1711 | Trust me Clarence, I already looked for the keys there. | 1.3136 | 0.04376 | 169 | 125 | 35 | 9 |
1712 | My mother calls and suddenly the cats got your tongue | 1.3136 | 0.04687 | 169 | 129 | 27 | 13 |
1713 | This is it! No more redecorating during the pandemic. | 1.3136 | 0.04687 | 169 | 129 | 27 | 13 |
1714 | Did you find my keys? | 1.3135 | 0.04192 | 185 | 137 | 38 | 10 |
1715 | Frank, I can still see you. | 1.3135 | 0.03976 | 185 | 134 | 44 | 7 |
1716 | Maybe a little to the left. | 1.3135 | 0.04397 | 185 | 140 | 32 | 13 |
1717 | Jerry, I don't think that's how you get to Narnia. | 1.3134 | 0.04269 | 201 | 153 | 33 | 15 |
1718 | To _his_ left, not yours! | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
1719 | The right side has to go up a little. | 1.3132 | 0.04308 | 182 | 136 | 35 | 11 |
1720 | Can you get it up a little higher? And a little to the left. No right. No left. And maybe down just a smidge. | 1.3132 | 0.04447 | 182 | 138 | 31 | 13 |
1721 | A little lower, dear. | 1.3132 | 0.04237 | 182 | 135 | 37 | 10 |
1722 | If you get a chance, go up on the right. | 1.3132 | 0.04237 | 182 | 135 | 37 | 10 |
1723 | Jesus, Adam! You said your circus days were behind you. | 1.3131 | 0.04254 | 198 | 150 | 34 | 14 |
1724 | All right already, I'll scratch your back! | 1.3131 | 0.04373 | 198 | 152 | 30 | 16 |
1725 | It's open season for headhunters | 1.3129 | 0.04648 | 163 | 123 | 29 | 11 |
1726 | Here, drink this and you won't feel so suicidal. | 1.3129 | 0.04648 | 163 | 123 | 29 | 11 |
1727 | Don't put it there - it swallows up the space. | 1.3128 | 0.04428 | 179 | 135 | 32 | 12 |
1728 | The truth will set you free Harold. | 1.3128 | 0.04499 | 179 | 136 | 30 | 13 |
1729 | His name is Karma. | 1.3128 | 0.04284 | 179 | 133 | 36 | 10 |
1730 | I TOLD you not to go with the discount taxidermist | 1.3128 | 0.04210 | 179 | 132 | 38 | 9 |
1731 | A little more to the left, and try to get your whole shoulder in. | 1.3128 | 0.04357 | 179 | 134 | 34 | 11 |
1732 | George, there’s someone on the phone for you. A Karma-somebody. They said you were expecting their call. | 1.3128 | 0.04428 | 179 | 135 | 32 | 12 |
1733 | Honey, get that out of your mouth you don't know where that things been. | 1.3128 | 0.04284 | 179 | 133 | 36 | 10 |
1734 | At some point, if you want to replace Siegfried and Roy, you'll have to start using live animals. | 1.3128 | 0.03980 | 195 | 143 | 43 | 9 |
1735 | Are you certain that he has a cavity? | 1.3128 | 0.04110 | 195 | 145 | 39 | 11 |
1736 | Who’s ‘King of the Jungle’ now? | 1.3128 | 0.04110 | 195 | 145 | 39 | 11 |
1737 | So how much did you pay for that online taxidermy class? | 1.3125 | 0.04101 | 176 | 128 | 41 | 7 |
1738 | Yes. Neo-Surrealism is difficult to live with. | 1.3125 | 0.04270 | 160 | 116 | 38 | 6 |
1739 | I think he is still angry that you shot him. | 1.3125 | 0.04153 | 192 | 143 | 38 | 11 |
1740 | Don’t try hiding in there and go and greet my parents | 1.3125 | 0.04180 | 176 | 129 | 39 | 8 |
1741 | Is there something wrong with the lampshade? | 1.3125 | 0.04590 | 192 | 150 | 24 | 18 |
1742 | But we always hang The Lion in Winter. | 1.3125 | 0.04790 | 160 | 122 | 26 | 12 |
1743 | Yes honey, I'm fine put the wine in this hand. | 1.3125 | 0.04332 | 176 | 131 | 35 | 10 |
1744 | What were you looking for? | 1.3125 | 0.04180 | 176 | 129 | 39 | 8 |
1745 | I told you it looked too lifelike. | 1.3125 | 0.04707 | 160 | 121 | 28 | 11 |
1746 | Maybe your Dogs Playing Poker wall covering wasn’t so bad after all. | 1.3121 | 0.04679 | 173 | 133 | 26 | 14 |
1747 | You should have shot it first | 1.3121 | 0.04750 | 173 | 134 | 24 | 15 |
1748 | OK This is bad, but lets not lose our heads | 1.3121 | 0.04382 | 173 | 129 | 34 | 10 |
1749 | When you’re done, do you think you could hang up the antique musket? | 1.3121 | 0.04382 | 173 | 129 | 34 | 10 |
1750 | Where did you say you kept your insurance policy? | 1.3121 | 0.04683 | 157 | 118 | 29 | 10 |
1751 | Maybe if you hold still he'll be able to relax and open his mouth. | 1.3121 | 0.04505 | 157 | 116 | 33 | 8 |
1752 | Enough already. I didn't call YOU cowardly. | 1.3119 | 0.04073 | 202 | 151 | 39 | 12 |
1753 | You showed him. | 1.3118 | 0.04443 | 186 | 142 | 30 | 14 |
1754 | I guess some of the big cats have more than nine lives. | 1.3118 | 0.04572 | 186 | 144 | 26 | 16 |
1755 | Please don't leave holes in the wall. | 1.3118 | 0.04242 | 186 | 139 | 36 | 11 |
1756 | You and your foolish pride. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
1757 | I guess you won't be needing this glass of wine after all, George. | 1.3118 | 0.04274 | 170 | 125 | 37 | 8 |
1758 | Has the big cat got your tongue? | 1.3115 | 0.04358 | 183 | 138 | 33 | 12 |
1759 | Well, I think we can scratch lion tamer off the job list. | 1.3115 | 0.04493 | 183 | 140 | 29 | 14 |
1760 | I told you MGM takes intellectual property very seriously. | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
1761 | Honey, please get me your whip from our bedroom? | 1.3115 | 0.04218 | 183 | 136 | 37 | 10 |
1762 | I’ve had enough of this party, too, but there are better ways to get out of this. | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
1763 | A bit to the left, no, the other left" | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
1764 | Bad Kitty! Bad Kitty! How dare you eat my trophy husband! | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
1765 | Ha! No wonder he was on sale | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
1766 | Is this a big game? | 1.3113 | 0.05076 | 151 | 117 | 21 | 13 |
1767 | I knew this would come back to haunt me | 1.3112 | 0.04028 | 196 | 145 | 41 | 10 |
1768 | Honey, one of you has bitten off more than you can chew. | 1.3111 | 0.04116 | 180 | 132 | 40 | 8 |
1769 | Were you calling me, dear? | 1.3111 | 0.04190 | 180 | 133 | 38 | 9 |
1770 | If I said you don't look ridiculous, I'd be lyin. | 1.3111 | 0.04407 | 180 | 136 | 32 | 12 |
1771 | Cats got your tongue! Really!! This is how you want to start this conversation. | 1.3110 | 0.04374 | 164 | 121 | 35 | 8 |
1772 | George, you said you were going to give ME head tonight! | 1.3110 | 0.04704 | 164 | 125 | 27 | 12 |
1773 | Honey! No, I said, "Hurry, get in the LINE!" | 1.3110 | 0.04782 | 164 | 126 | 25 | 13 |
1774 | Exactly which Trump recommended this taxidermist? | 1.3110 | 0.04459 | 164 | 122 | 33 | 9 |
1775 | I said to make it look like an accident! | 1.3109 | 0.04388 | 193 | 148 | 30 | 15 |
1776 | Honey, I told you to stop using that Gorilla Glue on your toupee. | 1.3108 | 0.04968 | 148 | 113 | 24 | 11 |
1777 | My psychic was certain I'd meet a Leo | 1.3107 | 0.04458 | 177 | 134 | 31 | 12 |
1778 | Maybe you should’ve just left him in the mighty jungle. | 1.3107 | 0.04600 | 177 | 136 | 27 | 14 |
1779 | OK. Forget the tribal dance, just hang it like a normal person. | 1.3107 | 0.04385 | 177 | 133 | 33 | 11 |
1780 | Men will do anything to get head, | 1.3107 | 0.04458 | 177 | 134 | 31 | 12 |
1781 | I told you the Taxidermy for Dummies book was a bad idea. | 1.3107 | 0.03839 | 177 | 126 | 47 | 4 |
1782 | I'm wondering which of you is the trophy | 1.3107 | 0.04312 | 177 | 132 | 35 | 10 |
1783 | Wait till they see my trophy husband! | 1.3107 | 0.04529 | 177 | 135 | 29 | 13 |
1784 | If you’re trying to be funny John, try the lampshade. | 1.3106 | 0.04247 | 161 | 117 | 38 | 6 |
1785 | I said, "Pray the wall holds," not, "the wall holds the prey." | 1.3105 | 0.04499 | 190 | 147 | 27 | 16 |
1786 | Louder, I can’t hear you? | 1.3103 | 0.04206 | 174 | 128 | 38 | 8 |
1787 | Hush my darling, don't fear my darling, the lion eats tonight! | 1.3103 | 0.04584 | 174 | 133 | 28 | 13 |
1788 | What did you expect, that he'd only get your tongue? | 1.3103 | 0.04045 | 174 | 126 | 42 | 6 |
1789 | Yes. YES. I love this part. | 1.3103 | 0.04126 | 174 | 127 | 40 | 7 |
1790 | I guess the guide was right. I should've shot him a second time. | 1.3103 | 0.04655 | 174 | 134 | 26 | 14 |
1791 | I told you that cologne smells like catnip. | 1.3103 | 0.04436 | 174 | 131 | 32 | 11 |
1792 | I warned you not to ask him where his pride went. | 1.3102 | 0.04222 | 187 | 140 | 36 | 11 |
1793 | You should go back to burying your head in the sand. | 1.3102 | 0.04290 | 187 | 141 | 34 | 12 |
1794 | Arthur, I told you. I appreciate it, but the earing isn't that important." | 1.3102 | 0.04084 | 187 | 138 | 40 | 9 |
1795 | Who's cowardly now? | 1.3101 | 0.04390 | 158 | 116 | 35 | 7 |
1796 | A little more to the left,Henry. | 1.3101 | 0.04570 | 158 | 118 | 31 | 9 |
1797 | Yeah...Maybe a little more to the left. | 1.3101 | 0.04297 | 158 | 115 | 37 | 6 |
1798 | I told you that hunting trip was goin to mess with your head | 1.3101 | 0.04481 | 158 | 117 | 33 | 8 |
1799 | You do know that no one wears animal fur anymore? | 1.3100 | 0.04276 | 200 | 153 | 32 | 15 |
1800 | And thus, in the end, the lion had his revenge. | 1.3099 | 0.04640 | 171 | 131 | 27 | 13 |
1801 | There’s no need for dramatics. You can just say you’re not into me. | 1.3099 | 0.04713 | 171 | 132 | 25 | 14 |
1802 | What's wrong with you! I said a little to the left! | 1.3099 | 0.04253 | 171 | 126 | 37 | 8 |
1803 | That's it! We're through with cat rescues. | 1.3099 | 0.04565 | 171 | 130 | 29 | 12 |
1804 | Nevermind,it actually does make your butt look big. | 1.3098 | 0.04405 | 184 | 140 | 31 | 13 |
1805 | Here’s your drink | 1.3098 | 0.04337 | 184 | 139 | 33 | 12 |
1806 | I told you not to trust a vegan taxidermist! | 1.3098 | 0.04405 | 184 | 140 | 31 | 13 |
1807 | Didn't I warn you that big game hunting could come back to bite you someday? | 1.3097 | 0.04892 | 155 | 119 | 24 | 12 |
1808 | Art immolates life | 1.3096 | 0.04261 | 197 | 150 | 33 | 14 |
1809 | Lions never forget. | 1.3096 | 0.03946 | 197 | 145 | 43 | 9 |
1810 | Should I call the fire department or animal control? | 1.3095 | 0.04218 | 168 | 123 | 38 | 7 |
1811 | Higher and to the left. | 1.3095 | 0.04464 | 168 | 126 | 32 | 10 |
1812 | OK. You got me in the mood. | 1.3095 | 0.04697 | 168 | 129 | 26 | 13 |
1813 | Let's face up to it, Bill! DIY taxidermy is not your thing. | 1.3095 | 0.04543 | 168 | 127 | 30 | 11 |
1814 | It’s the only way that I could see the nail to hang this thing on. | 1.3095 | 0.04773 | 168 | 130 | 24 | 14 |
1815 | The irony is that it's not even your trophy. | 1.3095 | 0.04464 | 168 | 126 | 32 | 10 |
1816 | Harold, stop with the antics, my mother is coming for a visit and that's that! | 1.3094 | 0.04171 | 181 | 134 | 38 | 9 |
1817 | The life insurance company will be suspicious. | 1.3094 | 0.04244 | 181 | 135 | 36 | 10 |
1818 | The instructions said you were supposed to kill it first before mounting. | 1.3094 | 0.05389 | 139 | 109 | 17 | 13 |
1819 | Did the Cat get your tongue? | 1.3093 | 0.04116 | 194 | 145 | 38 | 11 |
1820 | I told you not to put that steak on your black eye. | 1.3093 | 0.04181 | 194 | 146 | 36 | 12 |
1821 | Maybe they really do have 9 lives! | 1.3092 | 0.04595 | 152 | 113 | 31 | 8 |
1822 | Where did you last see them? | 1.3092 | 0.03941 | 207 | 154 | 42 | 11 |
1823 | Maybe the aminatronic option wasn't a great idea. | 1.3092 | 0.03881 | 207 | 153 | 44 | 10 |
1824 | I told you that Karma knows where you live. | 1.3091 | 0.04599 | 165 | 125 | 29 | 11 |
1825 | This is not a good omen, Jared. | 1.3090 | 0.04063 | 178 | 130 | 41 | 7 |
1826 | Richard, is this your den or his? | 1.3090 | 0.04436 | 178 | 135 | 31 | 12 |
1827 | I thought you said you were a cat person. | 1.3090 | 0.04063 | 178 | 130 | 41 | 7 |
1828 | I see he played the long game. | 1.3090 | 0.04436 | 178 | 135 | 31 | 12 |
1829 | I told you to hire someone,but no, you said you could do it yourself. | 1.3090 | 0.04436 | 178 | 135 | 31 | 12 |
1830 | It’s leaning to the right. | 1.3090 | 0.04140 | 178 | 131 | 39 | 8 |
1831 | Shall I get you a chair, dear? | 1.3090 | 0.04140 | 178 | 131 | 39 | 8 |
1832 | I know you don't have your gun but I think he does recognize you. | 1.3089 | 0.04092 | 191 | 142 | 39 | 10 |
1833 | I told you it needed to be higher! | 1.3088 | 0.03873 | 217 | 162 | 43 | 12 |
1834 | Aslan, I take it back! You do belong on our wall and not stuffed in the wardrobe! | 1.3086 | 0.04403 | 162 | 120 | 34 | 8 |
1835 | Daniel! No more lion's den jokes. | 1.3086 | 0.04488 | 175 | 133 | 30 | 12 |
1836 | I tried to tell you: elephants may remember, but lions obsess. | 1.3086 | 0.04414 | 175 | 132 | 32 | 11 |
1837 | Just a little higher on the right. | 1.3086 | 0.04414 | 175 | 132 | 32 | 11 |
1838 | A little higher and more to the left | 1.3086 | 0.04263 | 175 | 130 | 36 | 9 |
1839 | Hunter trophy strikes back at trophy hunter | 1.3086 | 0.04339 | 175 | 131 | 34 | 10 |
1840 | A little to the left, Wilbur. | 1.3086 | 0.04263 | 175 | 130 | 36 | 9 |
1841 | It’s still not level, Darren. | 1.3085 | 0.04336 | 188 | 143 | 32 | 13 |
1842 | For the 30th time, that is NOT actually funny. | 1.3085 | 0.04401 | 188 | 144 | 30 | 14 |
1843 | EMS is bringing the jaws of life. | 1.3085 | 0.03955 | 201 | 149 | 42 | 10 |
1844 | I told you he preferred being in the den. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1845 | I like it! | 1.3081 | 0.04542 | 172 | 131 | 29 | 12 |
1846 | You wanted an interactive art installation! | 1.3081 | 0.04311 | 172 | 128 | 35 | 9 |
1847 | It's still crooked, dear. | 1.3081 | 0.04616 | 172 | 132 | 27 | 13 |
1848 | Yes, I can still see you! | 1.3081 | 0.04311 | 172 | 128 | 35 | 9 |
1849 | Darrel, we've been over this. That's not how you eat pussy. | 1.3081 | 0.04645 | 185 | 145 | 23 | 17 |
1850 | You know that the Post will call this another, "Covid-related lion attack!" | 1.3081 | 0.04108 | 185 | 137 | 39 | 9 |
1851 | It needs to come up a little on the right. | 1.3081 | 0.04179 | 185 | 138 | 37 | 10 |
1852 | I said, give the lion a piece of your mind. | 1.3081 | 0.04057 | 198 | 148 | 39 | 11 |
1853 | Just go easy, Harvey, and keep your head. | 1.3081 | 0.04182 | 198 | 150 | 35 | 13 |
1854 | I found your car keys | 1.3077 | 0.04361 | 169 | 126 | 34 | 9 |
1855 | It was better on the other side of the sofa. | 1.3077 | 0.04434 | 182 | 139 | 30 | 13 |
1856 | Well what did you think was going to happen when you said you were going to mount his mother as well? | 1.3077 | 0.04569 | 182 | 141 | 26 | 15 |
1857 | Was that really the very last place your cellphone could be? | 1.3077 | 0.04151 | 182 | 135 | 38 | 9 |
1858 | I told you we should have gone with a rug. | 1.3077 | 0.04112 | 169 | 123 | 40 | 6 |
1859 | You always end up in over your head when you try to redecorate. | 1.3077 | 0.04748 | 169 | 131 | 24 | 14 |
1860 | That'll end your lion ways! | 1.3077 | 0.03832 | 195 | 142 | 46 | 7 |
1861 | Try to relax and just breathe, Leon. Hakuna matata and all that. | 1.3077 | 0.04151 | 182 | 135 | 38 | 9 |
1862 | No,maybe a little more to the right? | 1.3077 | 0.04325 | 156 | 114 | 36 | 6 |
1863 | They do say it's best served cold | 1.3077 | 0.04692 | 156 | 118 | 28 | 10 |
1864 | Yes, dear, that will work, but isn't it much more convenient to wear a cloth mask? | 1.3077 | 0.04520 | 169 | 128 | 30 | 11 |
1865 | It just might make more sense to jump out the window. | 1.3077 | 0.04365 | 182 | 138 | 32 | 12 |
1866 | I told you I heard it growling. | 1.3077 | 0.04002 | 182 | 133 | 42 | 7 |
1867 | I told you to pay for installation with delivery. | 1.3073 | 0.04139 | 205 | 156 | 35 | 14 |
1868 | Just a tad bit higher on the right, dear. | 1.3073 | 0.03901 | 205 | 152 | 43 | 10 |
1869 | See if you can find a hook hole in the back. | 1.3073 | 0.04206 | 192 | 145 | 35 | 12 |
1870 | Poetic comes to mind | 1.3073 | 0.04074 | 192 | 143 | 39 | 10 |
1871 | I have a giraffe in the bedroom that does something similar. | 1.3073 | 0.04196 | 179 | 133 | 37 | 9 |
1872 | Move it up and to the left,and push your head in a little deeper. | 1.3073 | 0.04691 | 179 | 140 | 23 | 16 |
1873 | What's your Amazon password?!! | 1.3073 | 0.04415 | 179 | 136 | 31 | 12 |
1874 | Charlie, your mask's on backwards! | 1.3073 | 0.04343 | 179 | 135 | 33 | 11 |
1875 | Don't yell at me. I don't know how my wedding ring got in there. | 1.3073 | 0.04270 | 179 | 134 | 35 | 10 |
1876 | Is that your subtle cue that you don’t want to go visit my mother? | 1.3072 | 0.04732 | 166 | 128 | 25 | 13 |
1877 | One should be careful not to lose their head when being lionized... | 1.3072 | 0.04732 | 166 | 128 | 25 | 13 |
1878 | Looks to me like you forgot to read the first chapter of Taxidermy for Dummies. | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
1879 | Revenge springs eternal. | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
1880 | Down a little on the left | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
1881 | Are you still looking for your keys? | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
1882 | Dinner's ready. | 1.3069 | 0.04061 | 202 | 152 | 38 | 12 |
1883 | I love how this painting just roars to life. | 1.3069 | 0.04000 | 202 | 151 | 40 | 11 |
1884 | I know you miss the circus, but everyone has to find new hobbies when they retire. | 1.3069 | 0.04116 | 189 | 141 | 38 | 10 |
1885 | I told you to not touch that button. | 1.3068 | 0.04393 | 176 | 133 | 32 | 11 |
1886 | You'll never hang it straight if you keep letting him eat you. | 1.3068 | 0.04318 | 176 | 132 | 34 | 10 |
1887 | What's the matter dear? Cat's got your tongue? | 1.3068 | 0.04242 | 176 | 131 | 36 | 9 |
1888 | I don't want to be you're trophy husband! | 1.3068 | 0.04242 | 176 | 131 | 36 | 9 |
1889 | I told you we shouldn't put it head height. | 1.3068 | 0.04393 | 176 | 133 | 32 | 11 |
1890 | I am glad HE finds you tasty. | 1.3068 | 0.04748 | 176 | 138 | 22 | 16 |
1891 | Why didn't you just shoot the gazelle?! | 1.3067 | 0.04713 | 163 | 125 | 26 | 12 |
1892 | I told you to let me do it! That's a MAN-eating lion! | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
1893 | Fair's fair, Gerald. | 1.3067 | 0.04466 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
1894 | Who's got whose tongue now, Marge?" | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
1895 | Trust me, I'm a dentist. | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
1896 | You would have made a horrible proctologist, Stan. | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
1897 | Leo take the ass out of your head! | 1.3067 | 0.04871 | 163 | 127 | 22 | 14 |
1898 | Carol began to think cremation might have been more appropriate. | 1.3067 | 0.04713 | 163 | 125 | 26 | 12 |
1899 | I’ll pet him behind the ears to see if he lets go. | 1.3067 | 0.04432 | 150 | 110 | 34 | 6 |
1900 | Don't lose your head. | 1.3065 | 0.04430 | 186 | 143 | 29 | 14 |
1901 | Joan couldn't believe her eyes. She finally found someone with the same unusual fetish. | 1.3064 | 0.04368 | 173 | 130 | 33 | 10 |
1902 | Trump still lost the election. | 1.3064 | 0.04444 | 173 | 131 | 31 | 11 |
1903 | ...And you thought you were cool finding the studs yourself. | 1.3064 | 0.04444 | 173 | 131 | 31 | 11 |
1904 | The cat got your tongue and then some. | 1.3064 | 0.04368 | 173 | 130 | 33 | 10 |
1905 | Just don't let him get your tongue. | 1.3064 | 0.04519 | 173 | 132 | 29 | 12 |
1906 | I really should have had only the lion taxidermied. | 1.3064 | 0.04807 | 173 | 136 | 21 | 16 |
1907 | Speak up - cat got your head? | 1.3062 | 0.04856 | 160 | 124 | 23 | 13 |
1908 | Stop trying to hide in there, John, and drink some wine. My parents won't stay more than an hour. | 1.3062 | 0.04433 | 160 | 119 | 33 | 8 |
1909 | There you go getting ahead of yourself again | 1.3062 | 0.04252 | 160 | 117 | 37 | 6 |
1910 | Have you always been this shy around women, Mr Barnes? | 1.3062 | 0.04607 | 160 | 121 | 29 | 10 |
1911 | Maybe a little higher and a smidge to the left | 1.3062 | 0.04252 | 160 | 117 | 37 | 6 |
1912 | I've seen hairballs before, but this one takes the cake. | 1.3062 | 0.04521 | 160 | 120 | 31 | 9 |
1913 | Weren't you supposed to catch it by its tail? | 1.3061 | 0.04789 | 147 | 111 | 27 | 9 |
1914 | Did you find your car keys yet? | 1.3061 | 0.04080 | 196 | 147 | 38 | 11 |
1915 | I guess by the sofa isn’t going to work | 1.3061 | 0.04789 | 147 | 111 | 27 | 9 |
1916 | I'm worried you're in a negative head space. | 1.3061 | 0.04448 | 196 | 153 | 26 | 17 |
1917 | I doubt that the car keys are in there | 1.3059 | 0.04091 | 170 | 124 | 40 | 6 |
1918 | Arnold! Just hang the damned thing. | 1.3059 | 0.04497 | 170 | 129 | 30 | 11 |
1919 | So, now you believe in Karma? | 1.3059 | 0.04176 | 170 | 125 | 38 | 7 |
1920 | He’s still upset over what happened in Zimbabwe. | 1.3059 | 0.04497 | 170 | 129 | 30 | 11 |
1921 | Seems fair -- now you've lost your pride. | 1.3059 | 0.04723 | 170 | 132 | 24 | 14 |
1922 | It needs to be higher. | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
1923 | I wish you kissed me like that. Sigh. | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
1924 | Well there goes all his pride! | 1.3057 | 0.04753 | 157 | 120 | 26 | 11 |
1925 | It’s still crooked. Try exposing your jugular. | 1.3056 | 0.04394 | 180 | 137 | 31 | 12 |
1926 | I'm sensing he wants it a little to the left. | 1.3056 | 0.04101 | 180 | 133 | 39 | 8 |
1927 | And when your done with that, there's a Hippo I'd like next to fireplace. | 1.3056 | 0.04176 | 180 | 134 | 37 | 9 |
1928 | Now THIS I like. | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
1929 | The moment Steve's secret peephole to the Soul Cycle studio was discovered. | 1.3054 | 0.04707 | 167 | 129 | 25 | 13 |
1930 | You’ve been so quiet today, “cat got your tongue? | 1.3054 | 0.04222 | 167 | 123 | 37 | 7 |
1931 | Maybe a little too life-like. | 1.3054 | 0.04307 | 167 | 124 | 35 | 8 |
1932 | OK, Genius. Now take three steps to your right and lunge forward. | 1.3053 | 0.04297 | 190 | 145 | 32 | 13 |
1933 | I swear, they told me 2021 would be better. | 1.3052 | 0.04637 | 154 | 116 | 29 | 9 |
1934 | Well I guess he wasn’t so stuffed after all. | 1.3052 | 0.04816 | 154 | 118 | 25 | 11 |
1935 | You know what they say, "Revenge is a dish best served cold." | 1.3051 | 0.04371 | 177 | 134 | 32 | 11 |
1936 | I told you it looked a little too realistic! I'm getting another drink. | 1.3051 | 0.04297 | 177 | 133 | 34 | 10 |
1937 | Honey, for once can we not make game night so all-consuming? | 1.3051 | 0.04222 | 177 | 132 | 36 | 9 |
1938 | Ted, it looks perfect. | 1.3051 | 0.04297 | 177 | 133 | 34 | 10 |
1939 | Dear, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times . . . that’s not funny anymore! | 1.3051 | 0.04444 | 177 | 135 | 30 | 12 |
1940 | Now do you believe what the safari shaman said about karma? | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
1941 | Dear, here is the glass of wine you asked for. Is something wrong? | 1.3049 | 0.04767 | 164 | 127 | 24 | 13 |
1942 | Look who's getting the last laugh. | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
1943 | Keep adjusting. It’s not centered on your head. | 1.3048 | 0.03853 | 187 | 136 | 45 | 6 |
1944 | I told you not to use that discount taxidermist | 1.3048 | 0.04209 | 187 | 141 | 35 | 11 |
1945 | Are you still sure you want to mount the tail end? | 1.3048 | 0.04601 | 187 | 147 | 23 | 17 |
1946 | First things first, a little higher on the right. | 1.3046 | 0.04422 | 174 | 132 | 31 | 11 |
1947 | My mother was right about you. | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
1948 | ...a little down and to the left. | 1.3046 | 0.04496 | 174 | 133 | 29 | 12 |
1949 | That is interactive! | 1.3046 | 0.04422 | 174 | 132 | 31 | 11 |
1950 | Honey, the World Wildlife Federation is on the phone. What shall I tell them? | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
1951 | I appreciate the effort, but this isn't what I meant when I said our relationship lacked a sense of adventure. | 1.3046 | 0.04110 | 174 | 128 | 39 | 7 |
1952 | Really, Harold! But I guess this is better than where you usually stick your head. | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
1953 | Now we’re even. | 1.3046 | 0.04496 | 174 | 133 | 29 | 12 |
1954 | Finish him ! | 1.3043 | 0.04749 | 161 | 124 | 25 | 12 |
1955 | Lift with your legs! | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1956 | John, do we have to relive "The Hunt" every time we come into room? | 1.3043 | 0.04217 | 207 | 160 | 31 | 16 |
1957 | I said that’s perfect, right there. | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1958 | Next time, let's get the elephant. They're vegetarians. | 1.3043 | 0.04255 | 184 | 139 | 34 | 11 |
1959 | Walter, Please stop singing "The Lion Eats Tonight." | 1.3041 | 0.04550 | 171 | 131 | 28 | 12 |
1960 | Now I remember why it was in the estate sale. | 1.3041 | 0.04071 | 171 | 125 | 40 | 6 |
1961 | I hope our taxidermist has a good refund policy | 1.3041 | 0.04474 | 171 | 130 | 30 | 11 |
1962 | Smidge to the left. | 1.3041 | 0.04857 | 148 | 113 | 25 | 10 |
1963 | Careful honey, I think it just winked at me. | 1.3041 | 0.04564 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
1964 | I'm pretty certain that's not where I left my cell phone. | 1.3039 | 0.04006 | 181 | 133 | 41 | 7 |
1965 | Ever hear of karma? | 1.3039 | 0.04157 | 181 | 135 | 37 | 9 |
1966 | Next time feed him before you straighten him out. | 1.3038 | 0.04372 | 158 | 117 | 34 | 7 |
1967 | I know you can hear me...that lion has to go! | 1.3038 | 0.04640 | 158 | 120 | 28 | 10 |
1968 | Yeah, I'm super compatible with Leos. | 1.3038 | 0.04553 | 158 | 119 | 30 | 9 |
1969 | Sweet revenge | 1.3037 | 0.03871 | 191 | 140 | 44 | 7 |
1970 | Up a little on the right dear, it’s still not even. | 1.3036 | 0.04528 | 168 | 128 | 29 | 11 |
1971 | Honestly, Henry, do you have to look at EVERY uvula? | 1.3036 | 0.04368 | 168 | 126 | 33 | 9 |
1972 | Narnia? | 1.3036 | 0.04028 | 168 | 122 | 41 | 5 |
1973 | I don’t know Bob, something about this piece just makes me feel alive. | 1.3035 | 0.04005 | 201 | 151 | 39 | 11 |
1974 | Harry, leave him be -- he LIKES hanging crooked! | 1.3034 | 0.04048 | 178 | 131 | 40 | 7 |
1975 | For the last time, your days with the circus are over! | 1.3034 | 0.04633 | 178 | 139 | 24 | 15 |
1976 | So much for me biting your head off. | 1.3034 | 0.04202 | 178 | 133 | 36 | 9 |
1977 | Higher on the right. | 1.3034 | 0.04350 | 178 | 135 | 32 | 11 |
1978 | You're not in the circus anymore, Brad. | 1.3032 | 0.04330 | 155 | 114 | 35 | 6 |
1979 | Now that I see it up on the wall, the airbrush dolphins would have gone better with this carpet. | 1.3032 | 0.04232 | 155 | 113 | 37 | 5 |
1980 | Still think “all dentistry is the same” Henry ? | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
1981 | His gingivitis is amazing, Harriet... | 1.3032 | 0.03981 | 188 | 139 | 41 | 8 |
1982 | Lost your keys again? | 1.3032 | 0.03909 | 188 | 138 | 43 | 7 |
1983 | Only you Fred,only you. | 1.3030 | 0.04249 | 165 | 122 | 36 | 7 |
1984 | Struggle a little bit higher and to the left. | 1.3030 | 0.04502 | 165 | 125 | 30 | 10 |
1985 | Look for my earring while you're at it. | 1.3030 | 0.04583 | 165 | 126 | 28 | 11 |
1986 | You should have removed the body from the other side before mounting the head. | 1.3030 | 0.04583 | 165 | 126 | 28 | 11 |
1987 | Will they let you keep working from home after the circus reopens? | 1.3030 | 0.04502 | 165 | 125 | 30 | 10 |
1988 | Honey... Should I close the curtains? | 1.3029 | 0.04170 | 175 | 130 | 37 | 8 |
1989 | Just a bit to the left dear | 1.3027 | 0.04094 | 185 | 138 | 38 | 9 |
1990 | Whaddya know, prayer works! | 1.3027 | 0.04021 | 185 | 137 | 40 | 8 |
1991 | I found the roku remote | 1.3027 | 0.04235 | 185 | 140 | 34 | 11 |
1992 | Maybe you should have waited until you were sure that it was dead. | 1.3026 | 0.04671 | 152 | 115 | 28 | 9 |
1993 | Looks good. | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
1994 | You realize this beast has no belly to look into, right? | 1.3026 | 0.03954 | 195 | 145 | 41 | 9 |
1995 | That safari doesn't seem like it was a good idea now, does it? | 1.3025 | 0.04883 | 162 | 127 | 21 | 14 |
1996 | Leo, dear, this is so unlike you! | 1.3023 | 0.04527 | 172 | 132 | 28 | 12 |
1997 | Give it a rest Harry, you been retired from the three ring circus for two years. No one’s impressed. | 1.3023 | 0.04527 | 172 | 132 | 28 | 12 |
1998 | I've finally found someone who understands cosmic irony! | 1.3023 | 0.04216 | 172 | 128 | 36 | 8 |
1999 | Before you try and save yourself, Irwin, about three inches higher on the right. | 1.3023 | 0.04216 | 172 | 128 | 36 | 8 |
2000 | Joe, the lion tamer, starts his morning workout session | 1.3022 | 0.04687 | 182 | 144 | 21 | 17 |
2001 | No...I don't think so. Let's try it on the other wall. | 1.3022 | 0.04063 | 182 | 135 | 39 | 8 |
2002 | You say prenup. I say hakuna-matata. Cheers! | 1.3022 | 0.04421 | 182 | 140 | 29 | 13 |
2003 | Ohhh but it took me hours to get you out last time | 1.3022 | 0.04281 | 182 | 138 | 33 | 11 |
2004 | A little to the left... and climb inside its mouth more. | 1.3021 | 0.04193 | 192 | 146 | 34 | 12 |
2005 | See...I told you you would get the Lion's share in our divorce | 1.3020 | 0.04228 | 202 | 156 | 31 | 15 |
2006 | That's perfect George, how long can you hold it | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
2007 | I was sure I killed him.... | 1.3018 | 0.04264 | 169 | 126 | 35 | 8 |
2008 | You really need to stop saying "literally". | 1.3018 | 0.04426 | 169 | 128 | 31 | 10 |
2009 | I thought you said he was stuffed! | 1.3018 | 0.04426 | 169 | 128 | 31 | 10 |
2010 | Oh John, I love when you give head. | 1.3017 | 0.04472 | 179 | 138 | 28 | 13 |
2011 | Don’t worry, most circus professionals make it out alive. | 1.3017 | 0.04029 | 179 | 132 | 40 | 7 |
2012 | Drop your left arm about five inches, and it'll be straight. | 1.3016 | 0.04034 | 189 | 141 | 39 | 9 |
2013 | I thought you said you’d ‘wiggle right out of it’ as soon as we got through Customs! | 1.3014 | 0.04798 | 146 | 111 | 26 | 9 |
2014 | If you lift the right corner up a little, you’ll be all set. | 1.3013 | 0.04306 | 156 | 115 | 35 | 6 |
2015 | You can bury your head in there all you want, but Epstein didn't kill himself | 1.3013 | 0.04675 | 156 | 119 | 27 | 10 |
2016 | Sorry, what's that dear? Cat's got your lung? | 1.3013 | 0.04933 | 156 | 122 | 21 | 13 |
2017 | Dan does his classic " AHH, IM BEING EATEN!" bit on their first date | 1.3012 | 0.04227 | 166 | 123 | 36 | 7 |
2018 | Honey, I just found your car keys | 1.3012 | 0.04396 | 166 | 125 | 32 | 9 |
2019 | You used to be top of the food chain. | 1.3012 | 0.04479 | 166 | 126 | 30 | 10 |
2020 | Dammit. I was knew having Brian stuffed along with the lion would be too heavy for the wall. | 1.3012 | 0.04794 | 166 | 130 | 22 | 14 |
2021 | I told you that cologne smelled like musk ox. | 1.3012 | 0.04559 | 166 | 127 | 28 | 11 |
2022 | You forgot to feed the cat again! | 1.3012 | 0.04794 | 166 | 130 | 22 | 14 |
2023 | Pay back time. | 1.3011 | 0.04378 | 176 | 134 | 31 | 11 |
2024 | Please tell me you have your mask on. | 1.3011 | 0.04452 | 176 | 135 | 29 | 12 |
2025 | I see dead people. | 1.3011 | 0.04524 | 176 | 136 | 27 | 13 |
2026 | I helped you get your head out of the sand But this is all on you | 1.3011 | 0.04227 | 176 | 132 | 35 | 9 |
2027 | This is why I'm a dog person. | 1.3011 | 0.03990 | 176 | 129 | 41 | 6 |
2028 | I said, 'To the left'! | 1.3011 | 0.04351 | 186 | 143 | 30 | 13 |
2029 | I warned you. They are masters of the long hunt. | 1.3011 | 0.04351 | 186 | 143 | 30 | 13 |
2030 | Well...The decorator did insist jungle chic was back with a vengeance this season. | 1.3011 | 0.04284 | 186 | 142 | 32 | 12 |
2031 | A little to the - OOPS! | 1.3011 | 0.04215 | 186 | 141 | 34 | 11 |
2032 | I said,"right",not "bite!" | 1.3011 | 0.04215 | 186 | 141 | 34 | 11 |
2033 | You're doing it wrong. | 1.3010 | 0.04052 | 206 | 157 | 36 | 13 |
2034 | I don't think Siegfried and Roy worked with wall mounts, Dale. | 1.3007 | 0.05064 | 143 | 111 | 21 | 11 |
2035 | With your bare hands, eh? | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
2036 | I should have warned you...it's performance art. | 1.3007 | 0.04826 | 153 | 118 | 24 | 11 |
2037 | Henry, when I said maybe you should literally do that, it wasn't meant literally. | 1.3007 | 0.04258 | 153 | 112 | 36 | 5 |
2038 | Muffled voice: “I still can’t find the hook, but I can see that the Johnsons [next door] have guests over for dinner.” | 1.3006 | 0.04363 | 163 | 122 | 33 | 8 |
2039 | Stan, quit clowning around and just hang the damn thing! | 1.3006 | 0.04777 | 163 | 127 | 23 | 13 |
2040 | Just stroke his head and say "nice kitty." | 1.3006 | 0.04363 | 163 | 122 | 33 | 8 |
2041 | Not calling him your little kitty now, are we? | 1.3006 | 0.04449 | 163 | 123 | 31 | 9 |
2042 | I think I liked it better on him. | 1.3005 | 0.04190 | 183 | 138 | 35 | 10 |
2043 | Well, I did warn you it was lifelike. | 1.3005 | 0.04118 | 183 | 137 | 37 | 9 |
2044 | Way,way too low, Harold!! | 1.3005 | 0.04302 | 193 | 149 | 30 | 14 |
2045 | Whoa! I guess that wasn't a still life. | 1.3000 | 0.04800 | 150 | 115 | 25 | 10 |
2046 | Still think it needed to be lower, Julie? | 1.3000 | 0.04403 | 170 | 129 | 31 | 10 |
2047 | What's eating you. | 1.3000 | 0.04481 | 170 | 130 | 29 | 11 |
2048 | The problem doesn't magically disappear if you don't see it, Irv. | 1.3000 | 0.04152 | 190 | 144 | 35 | 11 |
2049 | Stop it, George, you're making the kids cry! | 1.3000 | 0.04308 | 180 | 137 | 32 | 11 |
2050 | I noticed that he's been eyeing you. | 1.3000 | 0.04075 | 170 | 125 | 39 | 6 |
2051 | No no no! The fen shui's all wrong. | 1.3000 | 0.04380 | 180 | 138 | 30 | 12 |
2052 | I told you the den wasn't a good place for this. | 1.3000 | 0.04412 | 150 | 111 | 33 | 6 |
2053 | Give up, David. It's the lion's den. | 1.3000 | 0.04084 | 190 | 143 | 37 | 10 |
2054 | Okay, fine, you don't have your head in the clouds. | 1.3000 | 0.04323 | 170 | 128 | 33 | 9 |
2055 | OMG! It must be the zebra cologne that I got you for your birthday. | 1.3000 | 0.04242 | 170 | 127 | 35 | 8 |
2056 | Silly me. I thought it would be PETA that got you. | 1.3000 | 0.04235 | 180 | 136 | 34 | 10 |
2057 | Let’s skip the drinks. | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
2058 | And Billy is missing from the bear rug! | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
2059 | Actually, the main point of an idiom is to not have to act it out. | 1.3000 | 0.04075 | 170 | 125 | 39 | 6 |
2060 | Just a smidge more to the left. | 1.3000 | 0.04235 | 180 | 136 | 34 | 10 |
2061 | I keep telling you: what goes around comes around. | 1.2995 | 0.04396 | 187 | 145 | 28 | 14 |
2062 | Harry, I think you're endangered. | 1.2994 | 0.04357 | 177 | 135 | 31 | 11 |
2063 | No, Jack, it's not a lot more interesting that way… | 1.2994 | 0.03890 | 177 | 129 | 43 | 5 |
2064 | Why can’t you just play golf like the other retired veterinarians? | 1.2994 | 0.04207 | 177 | 133 | 35 | 9 |
2065 | I wouldn't take this lion down. | 1.2994 | 0.04207 | 177 | 133 | 35 | 9 |
2066 | Henry, no one thinks that's funny. | 1.2994 | 0.04282 | 177 | 134 | 33 | 10 |
2067 | Leo, the remote is not in there. | 1.2994 | 0.04357 | 177 | 135 | 31 | 11 |
2068 | How would I know your password? | 1.2994 | 0.04430 | 177 | 136 | 29 | 12 |
2069 | Larry, I think your phone is gone forever. | 1.2994 | 0.04430 | 177 | 136 | 29 | 12 |
2070 | What did I tell you? All your mistakes will come back to bite you. | 1.2994 | 0.04290 | 167 | 125 | 34 | 8 |
2071 | Whatever you're hunting for, sweetheart, I'm sure it's not in there. | 1.2994 | 0.04119 | 167 | 123 | 38 | 6 |
2072 | Oh, dear, perhaps you should have hung the witch or the wardrobe first?? | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
2073 | Do you still think he was the best taxidermist in the world Bob? | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
2074 | He lionized you. | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
2075 | Touche, Pussy Cat! | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
2076 | And you thought I was a trophy wife! | 1.2990 | 0.04192 | 204 | 158 | 31 | 15 |
2077 | You took his pride, so I'll help once he's finished taking yours. | 1.2990 | 0.04156 | 194 | 148 | 34 | 12 |
2078 | To be fair, you did say in the shop that it was speaking to you. | 1.2990 | 0.03821 | 194 | 143 | 44 | 7 |
2079 | I told you it wasn't dead. | 1.2989 | 0.04025 | 184 | 137 | 39 | 8 |
2080 | Why didn’t you have it stuffed first? | 1.2989 | 0.04555 | 174 | 135 | 26 | 13 |
2081 | I told you not to stiff the taxidermist! | 1.2989 | 0.04253 | 174 | 131 | 34 | 9 |
2082 | What's the matter, cat got your head | 1.2989 | 0.04482 | 174 | 134 | 28 | 12 |
2083 | I hope you're wearing a mask. | 1.2989 | 0.04482 | 174 | 134 | 28 | 12 |
2084 | Looks like it’s game on! | 1.2989 | 0.04407 | 174 | 133 | 30 | 11 |
2085 | That must have been one of those Jewish lions from outer space. | 1.2989 | 0.04699 | 174 | 137 | 22 | 15 |
2086 | YES! I said more to the left! | 1.2989 | 0.04482 | 174 | 134 | 28 | 12 |
2087 | Bad day, hon? | 1.2989 | 0.04331 | 174 | 132 | 32 | 10 |
2088 | You should've made sure he was dead. | 1.2988 | 0.04752 | 164 | 128 | 23 | 13 |
2089 | Looks like you got ahead of your game | 1.2988 | 0.04340 | 164 | 123 | 33 | 8 |
2090 | Whatever you do don't make him angry. | 1.2988 | 0.04340 | 164 | 123 | 33 | 8 |
2091 | ...and after CrossFit, I usually get my locally-sourced organic tea, which I drink while at my favorite vegan corner store. And then... | 1.2988 | 0.04830 | 164 | 129 | 21 | 14 |
2092 | Ed,I think you're taking this 'art gratia artis' thing a bit too far | 1.2988 | 0.04426 | 164 | 124 | 31 | 9 |
2093 | I miss the circus too, sweetie, but we have to move on | 1.2988 | 0.04164 | 164 | 121 | 37 | 6 |
2094 | Maybe you should have looked at the user's manual! | 1.2988 | 0.04672 | 164 | 127 | 25 | 12 |
2095 | It's kind of ironic. Don't you think? | 1.2986 | 0.04525 | 144 | 107 | 31 | 6 |
2096 | Cat tongue's got you? | 1.2986 | 0.04631 | 144 | 108 | 29 | 7 |
2097 | So who is she? You can't hide there forever | 1.2985 | 0.03993 | 201 | 152 | 38 | 11 |
2098 | OK Google: how to videos: oral extraction from deceased lion - No - make that presumptively deceased lion. | 1.2984 | 0.04199 | 191 | 146 | 33 | 12 |
2099 | OK, sure, fine. I'm paying attention to you. Happy? | 1.2983 | 0.04142 | 181 | 136 | 36 | 9 |
2100 | Lower...lower...a little to the right... perfect! | 1.2983 | 0.04067 | 181 | 135 | 38 | 8 |
2101 | serves you right, dumbass | 1.2983 | 0.04287 | 181 | 138 | 32 | 11 |
2102 | Don't you think you should have killed it first? | 1.2983 | 0.04287 | 181 | 138 | 32 | 11 |
2103 | Honey, can you please stop whining! I'm trying to have a drink here. | 1.2983 | 0.04287 | 181 | 138 | 32 | 11 |
2104 | Bob, Bob! Your wine is right here. | 1.2983 | 0.04287 | 181 | 138 | 32 | 11 |
2105 | Don't worry! He can't be very hungry.. | 1.2983 | 0.03913 | 181 | 133 | 42 | 6 |
2106 | 'A weemaway a weemaway!' 'Very funny honey, just pull me out!!' | 1.2983 | 0.04428 | 181 | 140 | 28 | 13 |
2107 | Now I see why it was 50% off. | 1.2982 | 0.04221 | 171 | 128 | 35 | 8 |
2108 | Whoa. Payback time. | 1.2982 | 0.04535 | 171 | 132 | 27 | 12 |
2109 | Maybe the catnip shampoo wasn't such a great idea! | 1.2982 | 0.04221 | 171 | 128 | 35 | 8 |
2110 | Okay, dear, now you're really in over your head. | 1.2982 | 0.04381 | 171 | 130 | 31 | 10 |
2111 | Well of course I didn't think he was hungry - you said he was stuffed! Ambi Biggs, Arlington, VA | 1.2982 | 0.04535 | 171 | 132 | 27 | 12 |
2112 | Oh that is so kool; more wine? | 1.2981 | 0.04894 | 161 | 127 | 20 | 14 |
2113 | No dear, I don't think it's quite the same when the lion tamer does it. | 1.2981 | 0.04650 | 161 | 124 | 26 | 11 |
2114 | Let me guess; performance art "Poetic Justice" | 1.2981 | 0.04650 | 161 | 124 | 26 | 11 |
2115 | It's so lifelike - I'd swear his eyes are following me! | 1.2980 | 0.04773 | 151 | 116 | 25 | 10 |
2116 | Perhaps a glass of wine will soothe the savage beast? | 1.2980 | 0.04032 | 198 | 150 | 37 | 11 |
2117 | the cat's got your tongue? | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
2118 | Save your antics for the party, Dear! | 1.2978 | 0.04186 | 178 | 134 | 35 | 9 |
2119 | Now, THAT'S a conversation piece. | 1.2978 | 0.04335 | 178 | 136 | 31 | 11 |
2120 | ‘Did you put it on vibrate?’ | 1.2978 | 0.04408 | 178 | 137 | 29 | 12 |
2121 | Honey, it's slanting a bit to the left | 1.2978 | 0.04186 | 178 | 134 | 35 | 9 |
2122 | Some art is best enjoyed from afar. | 1.2978 | 0.04262 | 178 | 135 | 33 | 10 |
2123 | Clyde, If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: do not try this trick at home. | 1.2978 | 0.03952 | 178 | 131 | 41 | 6 |
2124 | I told you you weren't the alpha male. | 1.2978 | 0.04032 | 178 | 132 | 39 | 7 |
2125 | Problem, Bwana? | 1.2976 | 0.04432 | 168 | 128 | 30 | 10 |
2126 | Now I see why you retired from Ringling Bros. | 1.2976 | 0.04351 | 168 | 127 | 32 | 9 |
2127 | Looks like a job for Eric and Don Jr. | 1.2976 | 0.04512 | 168 | 129 | 28 | 11 |
2128 | At first it scared me, but then I realized it couldn't choke on your head. | 1.2975 | 0.04623 | 158 | 121 | 27 | 10 |
2129 | But, on the plus side, this taxidermist guarantees life-like results. | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
2130 | Apartment living doesn't replace the thrill of working for the circus, does it, Alonzo? | 1.2975 | 0.04710 | 158 | 122 | 25 | 11 |
2131 | I told you not to tease him. | 1.2974 | 0.04201 | 195 | 150 | 32 | 13 |
2132 | What did you mean by "deader than a doornail?" | 1.2973 | 0.04079 | 185 | 139 | 37 | 9 |
2133 | I told you MGM wanted it back!!! | 1.2973 | 0.04151 | 185 | 140 | 35 | 10 |
2134 | I told you we should just hire someone to hang it. | 1.2973 | 0.04007 | 185 | 138 | 39 | 8 |
2135 | A little too late, the lion gathered his courage. | 1.2971 | 0.04309 | 175 | 133 | 32 | 10 |
2136 | You violated the six foot lion distance rule Howard. | 1.2971 | 0.04459 | 175 | 135 | 28 | 12 |
2137 | If you'd remembered to feed him, he wouldn't be so testy. | 1.2971 | 0.04309 | 175 | 133 | 32 | 10 |
2138 | Relax, Leonard, my mother's not coming over for dinner until next Tuesday. | 1.2971 | 0.04385 | 175 | 134 | 30 | 11 |
2139 | Maybe a moose would have been a better idea. | 1.2970 | 0.03976 | 202 | 153 | 38 | 11 |
2140 | Oh, for God's sake, Ted! Get your head out of there before you rip your shirt!! | 1.2970 | 0.04486 | 165 | 126 | 29 | 10 |
2141 | Don’t you think it would better over the sofa? | 1.2970 | 0.04403 | 165 | 125 | 31 | 9 |
2142 | PETA is here to see you | 1.2970 | 0.04486 | 165 | 126 | 29 | 10 |
2143 | I love how it captures the nuance of that day! | 1.2970 | 0.04486 | 165 | 126 | 29 | 10 |
2144 | It's called karma, Don Jr. | 1.2970 | 0.04231 | 165 | 123 | 35 | 7 |
2145 | A little lower and I could live with it. | 1.2969 | 0.04114 | 192 | 146 | 35 | 11 |
2146 | I told you not to stick your nose where it doesn’t belong. | 1.2969 | 0.04048 | 192 | 145 | 37 | 10 |
2147 | A simple explanation would have been sufficient." | 1.2968 | 0.04772 | 155 | 120 | 24 | 11 |
2148 | Honey, you're supposed to go through the wardrobe not the lion. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
2149 | I told you, he prefers being by the window. | 1.2967 | 0.04267 | 182 | 139 | 32 | 11 |
2150 | More to the left. | 1.2967 | 0.03972 | 182 | 135 | 40 | 7 |
2151 | Now this is sweet revenge. | 1.2967 | 0.04122 | 182 | 137 | 36 | 9 |
2152 | I told you to hang that thing higher up the wall or someone was going to get hurt. | 1.2967 | 0.04338 | 182 | 140 | 30 | 12 |
2153 | Honey, you just can’t take this lion down. | 1.2967 | 0.04267 | 182 | 139 | 32 | 11 |
2154 | Move your head a little to the left. | 1.2967 | 0.04195 | 182 | 138 | 34 | 10 |
2155 | Every time you watch Gladiator you pull a stunt like this. | 1.2965 | 0.04587 | 172 | 134 | 25 | 13 |
2156 | Vengeance is mine, sayeth the lion. | 1.2963 | 0.04456 | 162 | 123 | 30 | 9 |
2157 | Well dear ...to be fair .. | 1.2963 | 0.04280 | 162 | 121 | 34 | 7 |
2158 | I told you it was still breathing when you BOUGHT the thing but nooo,you knew better. | 1.2963 | 0.04369 | 162 | 122 | 32 | 8 |
2159 | I know you can't see it from there but... | 1.2961 | 0.04314 | 179 | 137 | 31 | 11 |
2160 | You still want me to pour you a glass of wine dear? | 1.2961 | 0.04090 | 179 | 134 | 37 | 8 |
2161 | I warned you Larry, it’s the circle of life! | 1.2961 | 0.04387 | 179 | 138 | 29 | 12 |
2162 | Fine. I won’t ask how you feel about my mother-in-law visiting again. | 1.2959 | 0.03924 | 196 | 147 | 40 | 9 |
2163 | Couldn't just walk up the stairs to get the backscratcher,could you...? | 1.2959 | 0.04410 | 169 | 129 | 30 | 10 |
2164 | Lion got your tongue? | 1.2959 | 0.04329 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
2165 | I told you not to wear that eau de giraffe cologne! | 1.2956 | 0.04421 | 159 | 120 | 31 | 8 |
2166 | 'He's just being friendly" | 1.2956 | 0.04330 | 159 | 119 | 33 | 7 |
2167 | This just goes to prove what I've been telling you Howard- It's never too late for revenge. | 1.2956 | 0.04142 | 159 | 117 | 37 | 5 |
2168 | I told you he’d get even | 1.2955 | 0.04134 | 176 | 132 | 36 | 8 |
2169 | I know, but it's not quite level yet, dear. | 1.2955 | 0.04363 | 176 | 135 | 30 | 11 |
2170 | No, a little higher and tilted to the left. | 1.2955 | 0.04055 | 176 | 131 | 38 | 7 |
2171 | Still practicing for your audition with the circus, or for the meeting with your boss tomorrow? | 1.2955 | 0.04055 | 176 | 131 | 38 | 7 |
2172 | Up a little and to the left. | 1.2955 | 0.04212 | 176 | 133 | 34 | 9 |
2173 | Be careful! I don't want you to scratch the paint! | 1.2953 | 0.04029 | 193 | 146 | 37 | 10 |
2174 | We’ll never finish this game of Jumanji if I don’t find the dice, honey. | 1.2953 | 0.04096 | 193 | 147 | 35 | 11 |
2175 | Oh, good! | 1.2953 | 0.04161 | 193 | 148 | 33 | 12 |
2176 | Just up a bit on the right. | 1.2952 | 0.04295 | 166 | 125 | 33 | 8 |
2177 | Cats do have 9 lives | 1.2952 | 0.04380 | 166 | 126 | 31 | 9 |
2178 | I’m dying. Inside. | 1.2952 | 0.04380 | 166 | 126 | 31 | 9 |
2179 | He's never done this before - he must smell your zebra. | 1.2952 | 0.04210 | 166 | 124 | 35 | 7 |
2180 | George. This isn't the jungle; please let him out of your mouth. | 1.2952 | 0.04380 | 166 | 126 | 31 | 9 |
2181 | Oh no. Don't eat my big game hunter husband. Please, I beg you. | 1.2952 | 0.04380 | 166 | 126 | 31 | 9 |
2182 | ... and that is why you never buy second-hand taxidermy. | 1.2952 | 0.04380 | 166 | 126 | 31 | 9 |
2183 | It needs to be lower on the left. | 1.2952 | 0.04295 | 166 | 125 | 33 | 8 |
2184 | Are you still showing off about capturing it alive ? | 1.2951 | 0.03877 | 183 | 135 | 42 | 6 |
2185 | I guess this also makes him King of 112 th avenue. | 1.2950 | 0.04838 | 139 | 106 | 25 | 8 |
2186 | Still itchy? | 1.2949 | 0.04382 | 156 | 117 | 32 | 7 |
2187 | Quit squealing, the neighbors' end is far worse. | 1.2949 | 0.04657 | 156 | 120 | 26 | 10 |
2188 | A little to the left. | 1.2948 | 0.04259 | 173 | 131 | 33 | 9 |
2189 | Well, you did say you'd get him even if it killed you. | 1.2948 | 0.04098 | 173 | 129 | 37 | 7 |
2190 | Why can't you leave your work under the big top when you come home? | 1.2948 | 0.04259 | 173 | 131 | 33 | 9 |
2191 | Let's rethink the African trophy triptych | 1.2948 | 0.04179 | 173 | 130 | 35 | 8 |
2192 | This is really what you like better than the picture of my mother? | 1.2948 | 0.04563 | 173 | 135 | 25 | 13 |
2193 | I can't help you now, but you're doing it wrong. | 1.2947 | 0.04070 | 190 | 144 | 36 | 10 |
2194 | Poetic justice. | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
2195 | Leo,please keep your food in the kitchen! | 1.2945 | 0.04681 | 163 | 127 | 24 | 12 |
2196 | Is it level? | 1.2945 | 0.04432 | 163 | 124 | 30 | 9 |
2197 | I told them to mount it "as is". | 1.2944 | 0.03915 | 180 | 133 | 41 | 6 |
2198 | I told you that taxidermist was a little weird. | 1.2944 | 0.03994 | 180 | 134 | 39 | 7 |
2199 | It's a good story, but remember we bought that at a yard sale. | 1.2944 | 0.04101 | 197 | 151 | 34 | 12 |
2200 | Dear,the oven was available. What were you thinking? | 1.2941 | 0.04063 | 204 | 157 | 34 | 13 |
2201 | Julie arrived home from work early and caught Joe in a compromising situation | 1.2941 | 0.04307 | 170 | 129 | 32 | 9 |
2202 | Looks like that Safari was worth the money after all. | 1.2941 | 0.04307 | 170 | 129 | 32 | 9 |
2203 | What's that darling? You're mumbling again. Just hold it right there while I refill my wine glass. | 1.2941 | 0.04897 | 153 | 120 | 21 | 12 |
2204 | A little higher and to your left. | 1.2938 | 0.04342 | 177 | 136 | 30 | 11 |
2205 | You remind me so much of my first husband." | 1.2938 | 0.04035 | 177 | 132 | 38 | 7 |
2206 | To the left a little. | 1.2938 | 0.04191 | 177 | 134 | 34 | 9 |
2207 | The cat's got more than your tongue. | 1.2938 | 0.03955 | 177 | 131 | 40 | 6 |
2208 | Take it down a notch. | 1.2938 | 0.04191 | 177 | 134 | 34 | 9 |
2209 | I told you not to buy anything else from the Billy the Bass company! | 1.2937 | 0.04573 | 160 | 123 | 27 | 10 |
2210 | Straighten and a little more to the left. | 1.2937 | 0.04024 | 160 | 117 | 39 | 4 |
2211 | I told you not to criticize the Cats movie around him. | 1.2937 | 0.04121 | 160 | 118 | 37 | 5 |
2212 | A little farther to the right. | 1.2937 | 0.04307 | 160 | 120 | 33 | 7 |
2213 | Does he shed? | 1.2937 | 0.04486 | 160 | 122 | 29 | 9 |
2214 | 'I know we've been holed up a while, but there are easier ways to say you need a break' | 1.2935 | 0.03980 | 201 | 153 | 37 | 11 |
2215 | Try tilting it to the left just a tad. | 1.2935 | 0.03936 | 184 | 137 | 40 | 7 |
2216 | That's it! Exactly how it was when the guide shot him. | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
2217 | Damn, that taxidermist is GOOD! | 1.2934 | 0.04357 | 167 | 127 | 31 | 9 |
2218 | Bite down a little to your right. | 1.2934 | 0.04273 | 167 | 126 | 33 | 8 |
2219 | Oh dear, Don Jr.--looks like they're getting their revenge. | 1.2934 | 0.04357 | 167 | 127 | 31 | 9 |
2220 | When you’re done, I’d like you to also eat my ex. | 1.2934 | 0.04273 | 167 | 126 | 33 | 8 |
2221 | 'Now' I know where you hide the cbd. | 1.2934 | 0.04676 | 167 | 131 | 23 | 13 |
2222 | That’s not what I meant when I wanted you to go all in! | 1.2934 | 0.04519 | 167 | 129 | 27 | 11 |
2223 | I think I might head out now . . . | 1.2932 | 0.03914 | 191 | 143 | 40 | 8 |
2224 | This is sort of like those New Yorker cartoons where no caption is necessary. | 1.2932 | 0.04315 | 191 | 149 | 28 | 14 |
2225 | Left...bit more left...now up a couple of inches... | 1.2931 | 0.04315 | 174 | 133 | 31 | 10 |
2226 | Hey hot shot, who's King of the Jungle now! | 1.2931 | 0.04158 | 174 | 131 | 35 | 8 |
2227 | That's it - NO MORE home taxidermy! And up a little on the right... | 1.2931 | 0.04391 | 174 | 134 | 29 | 11 |
2228 | I said you should get in touch with a head hunter | 1.2931 | 0.04315 | 174 | 133 | 31 | 10 |
2229 | I told you, it wasn’t one of those singing big mouth bass things! | 1.2931 | 0.04466 | 174 | 135 | 27 | 12 |
2230 | All I asked, and I said it very nicely, was that you take your head out of your ass. | 1.2930 | 0.04451 | 157 | 119 | 30 | 8 |
2231 | Why do you always insist on embarrassing me? | 1.2930 | 0.04631 | 157 | 121 | 26 | 10 |
2232 | I better turn off the oven. | 1.2929 | 0.04082 | 198 | 152 | 34 | 12 |
2233 | Didn't I tell you that your pandemic beard made you look like a buffalo? | 1.2928 | 0.04273 | 181 | 139 | 31 | 11 |
2234 | Okay, that’s the perfect height but now it’s not level... | 1.2928 | 0.04127 | 181 | 137 | 35 | 9 |
2235 | So, let's not lose our head over this. | 1.2928 | 0.04273 | 181 | 139 | 31 | 11 |
2236 | I'm so glad you listened to me and did not decide to mount his hind quarters. | 1.2928 | 0.03897 | 181 | 134 | 41 | 6 |
2237 | I’d call that a draw. | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
2238 | Either this piece is really lifelike, or my merlot is speaking to me. | 1.2927 | 0.04492 | 164 | 126 | 28 | 10 |
2239 | Oh, that lion. | 1.2927 | 0.03986 | 205 | 157 | 36 | 12 |
2240 | You know when you buy something on vacation because you got caught up in the moment, and then you realize it doesn't work at all when you get home? | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
2241 | It was under the category ‘Menacing Expressionism’! | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
2242 | Susan realized all too late that he had actually said 'lion kink' | 1.2925 | 0.04942 | 147 | 115 | 21 | 11 |
2243 | Oh my God, Henry! Are you...actually, a little more to the right. | 1.2924 | 0.03951 | 171 | 126 | 40 | 5 |
2244 | Aren't you supposed to grab it by the tail? | 1.2924 | 0.04285 | 171 | 130 | 32 | 9 |
2245 | You need to put your back into it. | 1.2924 | 0.04443 | 171 | 132 | 28 | 11 |
2246 | Geez, Arthur, I told you to apologize BEFORE hanging him up. | 1.2924 | 0.04204 | 171 | 129 | 34 | 8 |
2247 | Here is that new White Zinfandel I wanted you to try. | 1.2924 | 0.04285 | 171 | 130 | 32 | 9 |
2248 | You're stuck on the uvula? | 1.2924 | 0.04520 | 171 | 133 | 26 | 12 |
2249 | Be sure that hanger will support your weight. | 1.2924 | 0.04443 | 171 | 132 | 28 | 11 |
2250 | I warned you about using that taxidermist | 1.2923 | 0.04188 | 195 | 151 | 31 | 13 |
2251 | Too bad you can’t always do this to find the nail to hang it on. | 1.2922 | 0.04600 | 154 | 118 | 27 | 9 |
2252 | Death and taxidermy! | 1.2921 | 0.04016 | 178 | 133 | 38 | 7 |
2253 | A little more to the left...up higher...flip it up...perfect! | 1.2921 | 0.04246 | 178 | 136 | 32 | 10 |
2254 | So now it looks like you’re on the endangered species list. | 1.2921 | 0.04171 | 178 | 135 | 34 | 9 |
2255 | Yes! You’re Brave! But it’s still too low on the right! | 1.2921 | 0.04393 | 178 | 138 | 28 | 12 |
2256 | You pick NOW to use your head? | 1.2921 | 0.04465 | 178 | 139 | 26 | 13 |
2257 | Can you see the canary? | 1.2919 | 0.04462 | 161 | 123 | 29 | 9 |
2258 | Who's on safari now, Leonard? | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
2259 | Q said the missing votes are in here | 1.2919 | 0.04632 | 161 | 125 | 25 | 11 |
2260 | For Pete's sake I thought we had this fixed! | 1.2919 | 0.04462 | 161 | 123 | 29 | 9 |
2261 | yes,your name is Daniel..and yes this is his den too, but.... | 1.2919 | 0.04548 | 161 | 124 | 27 | 10 |
2262 | We need a stud finder." | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
2263 | Our guests are due any minute. Quit eating daddy so he can vacuum the rug. | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
2264 | I told you we should have hired a decorator. | 1.2919 | 0.04136 | 185 | 141 | 34 | 10 |
2265 | I told you they can sense fear. | 1.2919 | 0.04276 | 185 | 143 | 30 | 12 |
2266 | Oh great..now we have to repaint! | 1.2919 | 0.04344 | 185 | 144 | 28 | 13 |
2267 | Is it still crooked? | 1.2917 | 0.04080 | 168 | 125 | 37 | 6 |
2268 | Now you know what’s meant by the lion’s share. | 1.2917 | 0.04334 | 168 | 128 | 31 | 9 |
2269 | You hid toilet paper where? | 1.2917 | 0.04334 | 168 | 128 | 31 | 9 |
2270 | We’re both questioning your taste. | 1.2917 | 0.04034 | 192 | 146 | 36 | 10 |
2271 | Have you ever considered rewriting your bucket list? | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
2272 | I told you to stop playing with the cat! | 1.2917 | 0.04416 | 168 | 129 | 29 | 10 |
2273 | Silly, it's already stuffed! | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
2274 | I know you were a team in the circus; but it’s over. He died and you retired. | 1.2917 | 0.04574 | 168 | 131 | 25 | 12 |
2275 | Roger! Stop being so dramatic! | 1.2917 | 0.04167 | 168 | 126 | 35 | 7 |
2276 | I'd title this one "circle of life" | 1.2915 | 0.04065 | 199 | 153 | 34 | 12 |
2277 | I thought you agreed to leave your circus life behind you. | 1.2914 | 0.04217 | 175 | 133 | 33 | 9 |
2278 | I think the stud found you, dear... | 1.2914 | 0.04138 | 175 | 132 | 35 | 8 |
2279 | You need to raise it about one foot. | 1.2914 | 0.04444 | 175 | 136 | 27 | 12 |
2280 | You’re really gonna have to stick the dismount. | 1.2914 | 0.04517 | 175 | 137 | 25 | 13 |
2281 | Leo! Have you lost your mind?!! | 1.2914 | 0.04753 | 151 | 117 | 24 | 10 |
2282 | I told you karma would come back to bite you | 1.2914 | 0.04366 | 151 | 113 | 32 | 6 |
2283 | Oh how I wish you were still alive. | 1.2914 | 0.04845 | 151 | 118 | 22 | 11 |
2284 | That’s not my idea of a trophy husband, Bob. | 1.2914 | 0.04753 | 151 | 117 | 24 | 10 |
2285 | I'm not sure the Circus properly thought through this pandemic working-from-home plan for you. | 1.2913 | 0.03527 | 206 | 151 | 50 | 5 |
2286 | First the dog jumps up on you to get petted, and now this... | 1.2912 | 0.04252 | 182 | 140 | 31 | 11 |
2287 | Sometimes there's a delayed reaction. | 1.2912 | 0.04323 | 182 | 141 | 29 | 12 |
2288 | Yep it’s definitely real. | 1.2912 | 0.04252 | 182 | 140 | 31 | 11 |
2289 | Come on Honey, I 'm certain you will win The New Yorker caption contest someday! | 1.2912 | 0.04461 | 182 | 143 | 25 | 14 |
2290 | Should I call the Humane Society or the Fire Department? | 1.2911 | 0.04605 | 158 | 122 | 26 | 10 |
2291 | Fine, you've made your point. I just don't like the way it looks at me. | 1.2911 | 0.04241 | 158 | 118 | 34 | 6 |
2292 | To the left Stanley, to the left.” | 1.2911 | 0.04605 | 158 | 122 | 26 | 10 |
2293 | It does this sometimes. | 1.2909 | 0.04213 | 165 | 124 | 34 | 7 |
2294 | Two inches higher, you're almost there | 1.2909 | 0.04551 | 165 | 128 | 26 | 11 |
2295 | You were supposed to pull your head out of your ass. | 1.2909 | 0.04385 | 165 | 126 | 30 | 9 |
2296 | Don't worry, his eyes are bigger than his stomach! | 1.2909 | 0.04125 | 165 | 123 | 36 | 6 |
2297 | I told you he would be mad! | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
2298 | I invited you over because you said you were good at giving head. | 1.2907 | 0.04645 | 172 | 136 | 22 | 14 |
2299 | I told you rooting for the Lions would come back to bite you. | 1.2907 | 0.04343 | 172 | 132 | 30 | 10 |
2300 | my gosh, siegfried. what's roy's number? | 1.2907 | 0.04264 | 172 | 131 | 32 | 9 |
2301 | Hold on, I'd say it needs to be a little more to the left. | 1.2907 | 0.04496 | 172 | 134 | 26 | 12 |
2302 | Honey, you're missing the big game. | 1.2907 | 0.04101 | 172 | 129 | 36 | 7 |
2303 | Perhaps it wasn't a fatal wound after all? | 1.2907 | 0.03932 | 172 | 127 | 40 | 5 |
2304 | Show him your belly! Show him your belly! | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
2305 | I TOLD YOU TO FEED HIM BEFORE YOU HANG HIM! | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
2306 | Babe? Do you still want your glass of Muscadet or shall I have it? | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
2307 | Like I told you before, the large mouth bass would have been my choice. | 1.2905 | 0.03917 | 179 | 133 | 40 | 6 |
2308 | I changed my mind. You'd look better on the other wall. | 1.2905 | 0.03917 | 179 | 133 | 40 | 6 |
2309 | How is your head on backward? | 1.2905 | 0.04074 | 179 | 135 | 36 | 8 |
2310 | I'm certain he couldn't have swallowed your iPhone!! | 1.2905 | 0.04074 | 179 | 135 | 36 | 8 |
2311 | The lion is finally getting his share, dear? | 1.2905 | 0.04151 | 179 | 136 | 34 | 9 |
2312 | Oh, I forgot to mention. He bite IS actually worse… | 1.2905 | 0.03836 | 179 | 132 | 42 | 5 |
2313 | Nobody, I mean nobody told me there’d be days like these! | 1.2905 | 0.04226 | 179 | 137 | 32 | 10 |
2314 | I knew that going to the costume party as Siegfried and Roy was a bad idea. | 1.2905 | 0.04226 | 179 | 137 | 32 | 10 |
2315 | Wait, I’ll get the bigger nails. | 1.2903 | 0.04481 | 155 | 118 | 29 | 8 |
2316 | Still think his “Growl is worse than his Bite?” | 1.2903 | 0.04574 | 155 | 119 | 27 | 9 |
2317 | At least it covers my nose and mouth! | 1.2903 | 0.04574 | 155 | 119 | 27 | 9 |
2318 | Although it's a little painful, I swear you can see Narnia through there. | 1.2901 | 0.04350 | 162 | 123 | 31 | 8 |
2319 | This never would have happened if you'd just gone squirrel hunting like I told you. | 1.2901 | 0.04438 | 162 | 124 | 29 | 9 |
2320 | You really have to stop that now you've retired from the circus. | 1.2901 | 0.04170 | 162 | 121 | 35 | 6 |
2321 | Hey, I never said the lion was dead. | 1.2900 | 0.03723 | 200 | 149 | 44 | 7 |
2322 | Stop messing around and hang it Daniel | 1.2899 | 0.04230 | 169 | 128 | 33 | 8 |
2323 | Honey, do you want me to get some Vaseline? | 1.2899 | 0.04312 | 169 | 129 | 31 | 9 |
2324 | I'm thinking your taxidermist has some legal exposure here. | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
2325 | Shall I have you stuffed as well? | 1.2898 | 0.04038 | 176 | 132 | 37 | 7 |
2326 | That piece really gets me, too. | 1.2898 | 0.04118 | 176 | 133 | 35 | 8 |
2327 | No, a little further in, Herb. Now just stand there... | 1.2898 | 0.04422 | 176 | 137 | 27 | 12 |
2328 | You’re right, this does wonders for my migraine. | 1.2898 | 0.04118 | 176 | 133 | 35 | 8 |
2329 | Joyce suddenly realized the downside of art imitating life. | 1.2898 | 0.04038 | 176 | 132 | 37 | 7 |
2330 | I really rely on his taste in men | 1.2896 | 0.04160 | 183 | 140 | 33 | 10 |
2331 | Would you please hold it still? | 1.2896 | 0.03861 | 183 | 136 | 41 | 6 |
2332 | Wow, stuffed but still got game. | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
2333 | Have you lost your head? I only said the plaque was crooked. | 1.2895 | 0.03916 | 190 | 143 | 39 | 8 |
2334 | I thought a 'Heads-up display' referred to something else... | 1.2893 | 0.04024 | 197 | 151 | 35 | 11 |
2335 | Did I remind you before that what goes around comes around? | 1.2893 | 0.04150 | 197 | 153 | 31 | 13 |
2336 | Told you it was playing dead! | 1.2893 | 0.03959 | 197 | 150 | 37 | 10 |
2337 | If you needed help you'd say so, right Michael? Michael? | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
2338 | You get what you pay for with taxidermists. | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
2339 | A little to the left...more to the right...that's it. Now bite down harder. | 1.2892 | 0.04606 | 166 | 130 | 24 | 12 |
2340 | Well, at least you won't have to teach online anymore. | 1.2892 | 0.04445 | 166 | 128 | 28 | 10 |
2341 | Eric! The missing votes aren't in there! | 1.2892 | 0.04685 | 166 | 131 | 22 | 13 |
2342 | You see! I told you my mothers gifts were usually disguised as harmless. | 1.2892 | 0.04191 | 166 | 125 | 34 | 7 |
2343 | The hat in the cat! | 1.2892 | 0.04527 | 166 | 129 | 26 | 11 |
2344 | Honey, you're over feeding the cat! | 1.2892 | 0.04278 | 166 | 126 | 32 | 8 |
2345 | I'm afraid it's divine retribution. | 1.2892 | 0.04362 | 166 | 127 | 30 | 9 |
2346 | It's really quite life-like... | 1.2890 | 0.04242 | 173 | 132 | 32 | 9 |
2347 | Harold!”, I told you not to tease it! | 1.2890 | 0.04242 | 173 | 132 | 32 | 9 |
2348 | Okay now I understand your silence. Cat got your head! | 1.2890 | 0.04321 | 173 | 133 | 30 | 10 |
2349 | Yes, the lion knows you're THAT dentist. | 1.2890 | 0.04081 | 173 | 130 | 36 | 7 |
2350 | There are easier ways to swallow your pride, darling. | 1.2889 | 0.03978 | 180 | 135 | 38 | 7 |
2351 | You're not going to find your contact lenses in there, did you hear me. Are you even listening! | 1.2889 | 0.04131 | 180 | 137 | 34 | 9 |
2352 | You didn't you read the plaque, did you. | 1.2889 | 0.04131 | 180 | 137 | 34 | 9 |
2353 | This is all just a big game to you, isn’t it honey? | 1.2889 | 0.04559 | 180 | 143 | 22 | 15 |
2354 | I absolutely love it! Just turn your neck a little to the left to straighten it out,honey. | 1.2888 | 0.04435 | 187 | 148 | 24 | 15 |
2355 | Dave darling your head hasn't been in the right place recently | 1.2886 | 0.04290 | 149 | 111 | 33 | 5 |
2356 | Make up your mind. Are you 'in' or 'out'? | 1.2886 | 0.04029 | 201 | 155 | 34 | 12 |
2357 | Finally, the alcohol seems to be kicking in. | 1.2885 | 0.04638 | 156 | 121 | 25 | 10 |
2358 | We just fed him an hour ago! | 1.2885 | 0.03754 | 208 | 157 | 42 | 9 |
2359 | While you're in there can you look for my camera? | 1.2883 | 0.04327 | 163 | 124 | 31 | 8 |
2360 | Don`t hurt yourself. | 1.2883 | 0.04745 | 163 | 129 | 21 | 13 |
2361 | I know, Simba, this whole thing has been traumatic for all us,but you don’t have to bite his head off! | 1.2883 | 0.04414 | 163 | 125 | 29 | 9 |
2362 | Now you've really lost your head, dear. | 1.2883 | 0.04499 | 163 | 126 | 27 | 10 |
2363 | OK I believe you, you can stick your head into a lion's mouth. However, there are no lion tamer jobs available. | 1.2882 | 0.04039 | 170 | 127 | 37 | 6 |
2364 | It's a participation trophy animal | 1.2882 | 0.04125 | 170 | 128 | 35 | 7 |
2365 | For god's sake Henry, that is not proof you were part of a circus. It just convinces me beyond the shadow of a doubt that you're an idiot. | 1.2882 | 0.04603 | 170 | 134 | 23 | 13 |
2366 | That’s what you get for using the cut-rate taxidermist. | 1.2882 | 0.04125 | 170 | 128 | 35 | 7 |
2367 | Swallow, you cowardly lion! Swallow!!! | 1.2882 | 0.04603 | 170 | 134 | 23 | 13 |
2368 | Touché, Cecil. | 1.2882 | 0.04125 | 170 | 128 | 35 | 7 |
2369 | -but can you see the rest of his body? | 1.2882 | 0.04039 | 170 | 127 | 37 | 6 |
2370 | Maybe it would look better by the breakfast nook. | 1.2882 | 0.04208 | 170 | 129 | 33 | 8 |
2371 | 'Nope. No tonsils'. | 1.2882 | 0.04208 | 170 | 129 | 33 | 8 |
2372 | This is EXACTLY why I wanted a dog. | 1.2882 | 0.04290 | 170 | 130 | 31 | 9 |
2373 | I told you it looked better in the den ,but no ,you just had to see what it looked like in the living room | 1.2881 | 0.04251 | 177 | 136 | 31 | 10 |
2374 | 'I TOLD you that hook wouldn't hold.' | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
2375 | It's Greaattttt! | 1.2881 | 0.03938 | 177 | 132 | 39 | 6 |
2376 | Pussy grabs back. | 1.2881 | 0.04251 | 177 | 136 | 31 | 10 |
2377 | Honey! I was joking that I want the lion's share! | 1.2880 | 0.03920 | 184 | 138 | 39 | 7 |
2378 | The lion sleeps tonight...on the couch. | 1.2880 | 0.04237 | 191 | 149 | 29 | 13 |
2379 | Martha’s mail order trophy husband wasn’t as expected. | 1.2877 | 0.04758 | 146 | 113 | 24 | 9 |
2380 | Yeah... and then what happened? | 1.2876 | 0.04216 | 153 | 114 | 34 | 5 |
2381 | Hear that rattle? If I can find another 35 cents we can order pizza. | 1.2876 | 0.04512 | 153 | 117 | 28 | 8 |
2382 | I said, "HIGHER!" | 1.2875 | 0.04195 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
2383 | I've told you before that he doesn't like to be scratched behind the ears. | 1.2875 | 0.04379 | 160 | 122 | 30 | 8 |
2384 | I'm having a hard time finding the hook. | 1.2875 | 0.04195 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
2385 | Let me just get my zebra print pants. | 1.2875 | 0.04195 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
2386 | Mother warned me that you'd turn out to be a lion son of a b-tch ... | 1.2875 | 0.04195 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
2387 | The taxidermist took you at your word when you asked for it to be as real as possible. | 1.2875 | 0.04288 | 160 | 121 | 32 | 7 |
2388 | Harold, calm down! A mask with social distancing is sufficient for Covid protection! | 1.2874 | 0.04339 | 167 | 128 | 30 | 9 |
2389 | You've got it on back to front! | 1.2874 | 0.04503 | 167 | 130 | 26 | 11 |
2390 | Up a bit on the right. | 1.2874 | 0.04582 | 167 | 131 | 24 | 12 |
2391 | Don’t get flustered. Keep your head. | 1.2874 | 0.04422 | 167 | 129 | 28 | 10 |
2392 | I could use a little help here kitten. | 1.2874 | 0.04339 | 167 | 128 | 30 | 9 |
2393 | Alexa, cancel art robot. | 1.2874 | 0.04376 | 174 | 135 | 28 | 11 |
2394 | I told you this decor is a little aggressive. | 1.2874 | 0.04061 | 174 | 131 | 36 | 7 |
2395 | If you just turn your body around, I doubt anyone will notice. | 1.2874 | 0.04376 | 174 | 135 | 28 | 11 |
2396 | You've clutched defeat from the jaws of victory | 1.2873 | 0.04111 | 181 | 138 | 34 | 9 |
2397 | Heads you win! | 1.2873 | 0.04537 | 181 | 144 | 22 | 15 |
2398 | Shall I call a taxidermist now? | 1.2873 | 0.04036 | 181 | 137 | 36 | 8 |
2399 | I did warn you—these walls have mouths. | 1.2873 | 0.04036 | 181 | 137 | 36 | 8 |
2400 | You said, "Make him seem alive". | 1.2872 | 0.03864 | 188 | 141 | 40 | 7 |
2401 | Now that's the circle of life for you! | 1.2872 | 0.03790 | 188 | 140 | 42 | 6 |
2402 | I thought elephants never forget. | 1.2871 | 0.04092 | 209 | 164 | 30 | 15 |
2403 | If you had joined the Elks Club you wouldn't be in this fix! | 1.2867 | 0.04925 | 143 | 112 | 21 | 10 |
2404 | Wow, MGM's really elevated 3D movies! | 1.2867 | 0.04370 | 150 | 113 | 31 | 6 |
2405 | Maybe next time, you'll think twice before taking the lion's share for yourself. | 1.2867 | 0.04570 | 150 | 115 | 27 | 8 |
2406 | "Well if it does rip your head off I'll at least have a pair. | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
2407 | It's his idea of Fancy Feast | 1.2866 | 0.04432 | 157 | 120 | 29 | 8 |
2408 | Honey, I swear it's not what it looks like. | 1.2866 | 0.04146 | 157 | 117 | 35 | 5 |
2409 | Earl! Stop the "Macho" and just hang the damn trophy! | 1.2866 | 0.04146 | 157 | 117 | 35 | 5 |
2410 | I’m the mane event now! | 1.2866 | 0.04700 | 157 | 123 | 23 | 11 |
2411 | I had imagined the taxidermist correcting this problem | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
2412 | Dear, I don't think Siegfried and Roy started out this way. | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
2413 | I'm trying to find the damn hook! | 1.2866 | 0.04719 | 164 | 130 | 21 | 13 |
2414 | Okay! Okay! I'm sorry I told you to get your head out of your ass! | 1.2866 | 0.04475 | 164 | 127 | 27 | 10 |
2415 | Acting out idioms impresses no one, George. | 1.2866 | 0.04558 | 164 | 128 | 25 | 11 |
2416 | Don't panic - you'll be safely shat into the neighbors living room. | 1.2866 | 0.04639 | 164 | 129 | 23 | 12 |
2417 | Now that I think of it perhaps two heads are better than one. | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
2418 | This isn't what I meant when I told you to get your head out of your ass. | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
2419 | I said a little to the left. You never listen. | 1.2865 | 0.04504 | 171 | 134 | 25 | 12 |
2420 | You could really use a haircut, Dave. | 1.2865 | 0.04348 | 171 | 132 | 29 | 10 |
2421 | Honey, did you find my sock? | 1.2865 | 0.04426 | 171 | 133 | 27 | 11 |
2422 | I told you the taxidermist was creepy. | 1.2865 | 0.04348 | 171 | 132 | 29 | 10 |
2423 | Karma's a bitch, huh? | 1.2865 | 0.04504 | 171 | 134 | 25 | 12 |
2424 | I find a lot white wine goes well with my husband | 1.2865 | 0.04426 | 171 | 133 | 27 | 11 |
2425 | I told you, objects are closer than they seem. | 1.2865 | 0.04019 | 171 | 128 | 37 | 6 |
2426 | That never happened with the aardvark trophy. Anyway, Roger, after this last glass of wine, I'm off to the grocery. We're out of wine. I might stop by Greg's on the way home for a glass of wine and maybe some canoodlin'. I'm glad you can't hear me. | 1.2865 | 0.04426 | 171 | 133 | 27 | 11 |
2427 | You're getting ahead of the game | 1.2865 | 0.04104 | 171 | 129 | 35 | 7 |
2428 | You and your lion eyes. | 1.2865 | 0.04104 | 171 | 129 | 35 | 7 |
2429 | I promise Gerald, I don't just see you as a piece of meat. Also, these visual metaphors of yours are becoming increasingly strained. | 1.2865 | 0.04378 | 178 | 139 | 27 | 12 |
2430 | He senses you are a Leo. | 1.2865 | 0.04590 | 178 | 142 | 21 | 15 |
2431 | And he says I bite his head off! | 1.2865 | 0.04231 | 178 | 137 | 31 | 10 |
2432 | ''Honey, I could swear he just winked at me!'' | 1.2865 | 0.03826 | 185 | 138 | 41 | 6 |
2433 | Why can't you just admit you have a problem? | 1.2865 | 0.04192 | 185 | 143 | 31 | 11 |
2434 | A little to the right. A little to the left. Now back a little...Hold it! That's perfect! | 1.2865 | 0.04121 | 185 | 142 | 33 | 10 |
2435 | Maybe just a little bit to the left. | 1.2865 | 0.04397 | 185 | 146 | 25 | 14 |
2436 | Oh, Dear. this gives a whole new meaning to being lionized. | 1.2864 | 0.03835 | 206 | 157 | 39 | 10 |
2437 | Aren’t you supposed to wear it the other way around? | 1.2857 | 0.04580 | 154 | 119 | 26 | 9 |
2438 | A total cat-as-trophy. | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
2439 | I stand corrected. | 1.2857 | 0.04062 | 168 | 126 | 36 | 6 |
2440 | Just use the wall stud finder, showoff. | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
2441 | Honey, this is what happens when you don't get the lion completely stuffed. | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
2442 | No, I said YOUR left. | 1.2857 | 0.03896 | 196 | 149 | 38 | 9 |
2443 | Look! No heads! | 1.2857 | 0.03882 | 168 | 124 | 40 | 4 |
2444 | OK, you're right Alice, it's not quite as easy as hanging a wide screen TV. | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
2445 | I thought it was the scarecrow that wanted a brain | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 154 | 121 | 22 | 11 |
2446 | Lion king, my ass. It’s Tuesday; take out the garbage. | 1.2857 | 0.04308 | 182 | 142 | 28 | 12 |
2447 | No! No! A little to the left. | 1.2857 | 0.03994 | 203 | 157 | 34 | 12 |
2448 | I told you cats remember! | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 168 | 129 | 30 | 9 |
2449 | Maybe the keto diet isn’t a good idea | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
2450 | No, honey. I'm pretty sure that's NOT how Siegfried and Roy got started. | 1.2857 | 0.04265 | 161 | 122 | 32 | 7 |
2451 | I told you to lay off the catnip | 1.2857 | 0.04062 | 168 | 126 | 36 | 6 |
2452 | I told you he was the king of the jungle and he would get his revenge | 1.2857 | 0.03986 | 154 | 113 | 38 | 3 |
2453 | Would you like some wine with that? | 1.2857 | 0.04079 | 161 | 120 | 36 | 5 |
2454 | Are you sure it’s not level? | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
2455 | I thought you said you would laugh in the face of danger. | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 168 | 129 | 30 | 9 |
2456 | I know it tastes awful. But I brought you some wine to make it easier. | 1.2857 | 0.03846 | 189 | 142 | 40 | 7 |
2457 | Darling, I’m quite sure your dad's instructions meant to insert the head of the nail into the mouth on the base. | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
2458 | Honey, maybe he would prefer to be hung in the den. | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
2459 | A little bit lower and to the left. | 1.2857 | 0.04149 | 168 | 127 | 34 | 7 |
2460 | The teeth are still crooked | 1.2850 | 0.03999 | 207 | 161 | 33 | 13 |
2461 | After this, you need to shovel the kitty litter off the credenza. | 1.2850 | 0.04034 | 200 | 155 | 33 | 12 |
2462 | Call the taxidermist and tell him I want my money back. | 1.2850 | 0.03864 | 193 | 146 | 39 | 8 |
2463 | Never before had she thought he would one day be lionized. | 1.2850 | 0.04001 | 193 | 148 | 35 | 10 |
2464 | When burying your head in the sand just isn't enough. | 1.2850 | 0.03933 | 193 | 147 | 37 | 9 |
2465 | I told you it looks better in the den. | 1.2849 | 0.04102 | 186 | 143 | 33 | 10 |
2466 | Well,so much for Wimowey, the Lion Sleeeps Tonight. | 1.2849 | 0.03808 | 186 | 139 | 41 | 6 |
2467 | I’m not saying you do this on purpose, but it happens every time the Hines come for dinner. | 1.2849 | 0.04356 | 179 | 140 | 27 | 12 |
2468 | How did you lose your phone in there? | 1.2849 | 0.03980 | 179 | 135 | 37 | 7 |
2469 | Looks like revenge is a meal best served klutzy. | 1.2849 | 0.04135 | 179 | 137 | 33 | 9 |
2470 | Here, this will help wash him down | 1.2849 | 0.04428 | 179 | 141 | 25 | 13 |
2471 | Honey, you can come out now. You got the vaccine! | 1.2849 | 0.04135 | 179 | 137 | 33 | 9 |
2472 | Daniel. Time to hang the lion in the den. | 1.2849 | 0.03900 | 179 | 134 | 39 | 6 |
2473 | OK. Now a little bit back to the left. | 1.2849 | 0.04210 | 179 | 138 | 31 | 10 |
2474 | Are you sure you don't need my help with that? | 1.2849 | 0.04326 | 172 | 133 | 29 | 10 |
2475 | So are you Siegfried? or Roy. | 1.2849 | 0.04166 | 172 | 131 | 33 | 8 |
2476 | Revenge can be sweet, don't you think? | 1.2849 | 0.04247 | 172 | 132 | 31 | 9 |
2477 | Well, at least it's a lion. I don't want anybody to say you had your head up your donkey. | 1.2849 | 0.04247 | 172 | 132 | 31 | 9 |
2478 | Gee,this brings a whole new meaning to consumer art..... | 1.2849 | 0.04556 | 172 | 136 | 23 | 13 |
2479 | Words have consequences, honey. | 1.2849 | 0.04083 | 172 | 130 | 35 | 7 |
2480 | I told you he had been eying you! | 1.2849 | 0.04083 | 172 | 130 | 35 | 7 |
2481 | No wonder the taxidermist was so insistent you pick it up immediately. | 1.2848 | 0.03921 | 165 | 122 | 39 | 4 |
2482 | You should see it from the other side! | 1.2848 | 0.04282 | 165 | 126 | 31 | 8 |
2483 | I like it, but no use losing your head over it. | 1.2848 | 0.04015 | 165 | 123 | 37 | 5 |
2484 | You should have made sure he was dead first | 1.2848 | 0.04451 | 165 | 128 | 27 | 10 |
2485 | A little higher... no, lower | 1.2848 | 0.04015 | 165 | 123 | 37 | 5 |
2486 | A little bit more to the left. | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
2487 | Your dream of being a lion tamer is officially over! | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
2488 | Just another day in the concrete jungle, eh Bob? | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
2489 | Wow! You're right. It is easier this way: a little to the right and drop your left shoulder a few inches. | 1.2848 | 0.04445 | 151 | 115 | 29 | 7 |
2490 | Sorry, can you repeat that quote about man's dominion over the wild animals? I missed the last part. | 1.2848 | 0.04734 | 151 | 118 | 23 | 10 |
2491 | This is what I get for dating a dentist | 1.2848 | 0.04345 | 151 | 114 | 31 | 6 |
2492 | I told you your big head would someday get you in trouble! | 1.2843 | 0.03878 | 197 | 150 | 38 | 9 |
2493 | Speaking tongue in cheek takes on a new meaning | 1.2842 | 0.03829 | 190 | 143 | 40 | 7 |
2494 | While you’re in there, see if you can find our tour guide. | 1.2842 | 0.04308 | 190 | 150 | 26 | 14 |
2495 | Lionshead Revisited | 1.2840 | 0.04127 | 169 | 128 | 34 | 7 |
2496 | Down, just a little bit more. Yes, that's it. Perfect! | 1.2840 | 0.04295 | 169 | 130 | 30 | 9 |
2497 | Roy ? Siegfried? | 1.2840 | 0.04127 | 169 | 128 | 34 | 7 |
2498 | Simba! Bad singing lion head! Drop George now! | 1.2840 | 0.04456 | 169 | 132 | 26 | 11 |
2499 | Now no one will know you were at the Capitol. | 1.2840 | 0.04127 | 169 | 128 | 34 | 7 |
2500 | Now dear, put your back into it! | 1.2840 | 0.04295 | 169 | 130 | 30 | 9 |
2501 | Nice try, but it is not a turn on for me. | 1.2840 | 0.04456 | 169 | 132 | 26 | 11 |
2502 | Down a little more on the left. | 1.2840 | 0.04041 | 169 | 127 | 36 | 6 |
2503 | I don't think it's intended to be performance art. | 1.2840 | 0.04127 | 169 | 128 | 34 | 7 |
2504 | Oh, Nate, stop it! You'll win the Cartoon Caption Contest someday. | 1.2840 | 0.04590 | 162 | 127 | 24 | 11 |
2505 | I knew I should’ve gone with the singing fish. | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
2506 | Yes, it's ANOTHER glass of wine...since when have you had eyes in the back of your head? | 1.2839 | 0.04554 | 155 | 120 | 26 | 9 |
2507 | There’s a hook back here somewhere. | 1.2839 | 0.04461 | 155 | 119 | 28 | 8 |
2508 | Now he finds his courage?! | 1.2839 | 0.04645 | 155 | 121 | 24 | 10 |
2509 | George, when I said let’s get a bite I meant out! | 1.2839 | 0.04645 | 155 | 121 | 24 | 10 |
2510 | It's okay Frank, he left the White House, really! | 1.2838 | 0.04701 | 148 | 115 | 24 | 9 |
2511 | I told you he didn't want to be by the window! | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
2512 | A bit too immersive, perhaps? | 1.2835 | 0.03916 | 194 | 148 | 37 | 9 |
2513 | It's just not as impressive without the rest of the lion." | 1.2835 | 0.03916 | 194 | 148 | 37 | 9 |
2514 | Well, Todd, that's what you get for bargain hunting again. | 1.2834 | 0.03939 | 187 | 142 | 37 | 8 |
2515 | I thought you said you killed him. | 1.2834 | 0.03791 | 187 | 140 | 41 | 6 |
2516 | Miss placed the remote again, Alan? | 1.2834 | 0.04012 | 187 | 143 | 35 | 9 |
2517 | I feel like you crossed a lion somewhere. | 1.2832 | 0.04145 | 173 | 132 | 33 | 8 |
2518 | What goes around comes around | 1.2832 | 0.04225 | 173 | 133 | 31 | 9 |
2519 | Just stop the self loathing, Henry. You don’t even own a gun. | 1.2832 | 0.04145 | 173 | 132 | 33 | 8 |
2520 | Either you or the lion is facing the wrong way! | 1.2832 | 0.03894 | 173 | 129 | 39 | 5 |
2521 | Oh! I guess the emu oil was a bad idea. | 1.2832 | 0.03979 | 173 | 130 | 37 | 6 |
2522 | Isn't it amazing how far they've come with 3D printing. | 1.2831 | 0.04259 | 166 | 127 | 31 | 8 |
2523 | Harold, Forget about it, your days as a circus performer are over. | 1.2831 | 0.04084 | 166 | 125 | 35 | 6 |
2524 | Honey, I didn’t realize you had to pay extra to make sure it was dead | 1.2831 | 0.04259 | 166 | 127 | 31 | 8 |
2525 | You shorted Gamestop too? | 1.2830 | 0.04198 | 159 | 120 | 33 | 6 |
2526 | I told you you had to kill it first! | 1.2830 | 0.04473 | 159 | 123 | 27 | 9 |
2527 | Leo, don’t you want your drink? | 1.2830 | 0.04383 | 159 | 122 | 29 | 8 |
2528 | Shove your head in a bit further and move it a little to the right. | 1.2830 | 0.04291 | 159 | 121 | 31 | 7 |
2529 | Oh god Frank - stop with the virtual suicides already! | 1.2829 | 0.04976 | 152 | 122 | 17 | 13 |
2530 | I said we're having steak for dinner, not Jake! | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
2531 | I guess he got the last roar. | 1.2828 | 0.04056 | 198 | 154 | 32 | 12 |
2532 | Hold it! I'll get a chair, a gun, and a whip to complete the tableau | 1.2828 | 0.04962 | 145 | 115 | 19 | 11 |
2533 | For your second and third wishes, try to be a little more specific. | 1.2826 | 0.04053 | 184 | 141 | 34 | 9 |
2534 | Call the taxidermist! Call the taxidermist! | 1.2826 | 0.04336 | 184 | 145 | 26 | 13 |
2535 | So, Does the Cat have your Tomgue? | 1.2826 | 0.04267 | 184 | 144 | 28 | 12 |
2536 | You insisted on believing a false narrative. Well, here you are. | 1.2825 | 0.04159 | 177 | 136 | 32 | 9 |
2537 | Wow, I've heard of giving oneself for your art... | 1.2825 | 0.03920 | 177 | 133 | 38 | 6 |
2538 | Maybe a glass of wine will calm him down. | 1.2825 | 0.03838 | 177 | 132 | 40 | 5 |
2539 | I can see the hook now! | 1.2824 | 0.04273 | 170 | 131 | 30 | 9 |
2540 | See, I told you, up higher and to the left. | 1.2824 | 0.04190 | 170 | 130 | 32 | 8 |
2541 | Not there, a little to the right! | 1.2824 | 0.04353 | 170 | 132 | 28 | 10 |
2542 | Oh Ralph, you always have to be a Drama Queen"!! | 1.2824 | 0.04433 | 170 | 133 | 26 | 11 |
2543 | We should have used my taxidermist. | 1.2822 | 0.04036 | 163 | 122 | 36 | 5 |
2544 | In a master class on stalking,the lion trophy waited 3 years for the hunter to get close enough. | 1.2822 | 0.04481 | 163 | 127 | 26 | 10 |
2545 | Move it a little to the right. | 1.2822 | 0.04728 | 163 | 130 | 20 | 13 |
2546 | Well I'll be darned. I guess this whole time he was only wounded! | 1.2822 | 0.04565 | 163 | 128 | 24 | 11 |
2547 | The lion, the witch, and the wallpaper. | 1.2822 | 0.04647 | 163 | 129 | 22 | 12 |
2548 | Honey, can you see what he's choking on? | 1.2822 | 0.04179 | 202 | 160 | 27 | 15 |
2549 | This is how they both would have wanted to be remembered. | 1.2821 | 0.04708 | 156 | 123 | 22 | 11 |
2550 | Don't worry, he can't eat anymore, he's stuffed. | 1.2821 | 0.04529 | 156 | 121 | 26 | 9 |
2551 | Dali would approve. | 1.2819 | 0.03993 | 188 | 144 | 35 | 9 |
2552 | This would look so much better if your pants matched the drapes. | 1.2819 | 0.04133 | 188 | 146 | 31 | 11 |
2553 | I told you to get the deer head instead. | 1.2818 | 0.04095 | 181 | 139 | 33 | 9 |
2554 | I doubt that's where you'll find the remote. | 1.2818 | 0.03942 | 181 | 137 | 37 | 7 |
2555 | It’s amazing how lifelike these things can look | 1.2818 | 0.03783 | 181 | 135 | 41 | 5 |
2556 | Oh, for goodness sakes, Bernie. You're dripping red wine on the carpet. | 1.2816 | 0.04282 | 174 | 135 | 29 | 10 |
2557 | How's it hanging, my mane man? | 1.2816 | 0.04282 | 174 | 135 | 29 | 10 |
2558 | Honey, have you seen the cat? | 1.2816 | 0.04359 | 174 | 136 | 27 | 11 |
2559 | Here, drink some water so that you don't choke. | 1.2816 | 0.04204 | 174 | 134 | 31 | 9 |
2560 | *Enough practice, it's time for our counseling session." | 1.2816 | 0.04204 | 174 | 134 | 31 | 9 |
2561 | You cannot reason with a lion when your head is in its mouth! | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
2562 | Omg, you are the worst lion tamer of all time. | 1.2814 | 0.04643 | 167 | 133 | 21 | 13 |
2563 | They said it provides superior protection against the South African strain. | 1.2814 | 0.04322 | 167 | 129 | 29 | 9 |
2564 | You could have had a fish, but no . . . | 1.2814 | 0.04322 | 167 | 129 | 29 | 9 |
2565 | Don't blame me, you wanted something realistic | 1.2814 | 0.04565 | 167 | 132 | 23 | 12 |
2566 | Oh Ned, I told you not to hang it at eye level! | 1.2812 | 0.04706 | 160 | 127 | 21 | 12 |
2567 | In fairness, they told us to interact with the art. | 1.2812 | 0.04175 | 160 | 121 | 33 | 6 |
2568 | Well Howard, if that's your idea of foreplay I think we can call it a night. | 1.2812 | 0.04449 | 160 | 124 | 27 | 9 |
2569 | It looks like karma is actually a female lion! | 1.2812 | 0.04139 | 192 | 150 | 30 | 12 |
2570 | Thats not what I had in mind when I suggested you join the Lions Club. | 1.2810 | 0.04491 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
2571 | Forget the drink.... I think he's hungry. | 1.2810 | 0.04296 | 153 | 116 | 31 | 6 |
2572 | Bob, your wall safe is behind the ram's head not the lion. | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
2573 | I told you it would go bad. | 1.2810 | 0.03771 | 210 | 161 | 39 | 10 |
2574 | PETA has really outdone themselves. | 1.2809 | 0.03901 | 178 | 134 | 38 | 6 |
2575 | National Wildlife is calling for a donation. Do you want to call them back? | 1.2809 | 0.04214 | 178 | 138 | 30 | 10 |
2576 | I TOLD you — not so high up! | 1.2809 | 0.04061 | 178 | 136 | 34 | 8 |
2577 | A little to the left and it will be perfect. | 1.2808 | 0.05026 | 146 | 117 | 17 | 12 |
2578 | Turns out he's also king of the concrete jungle. | 1.2807 | 0.04251 | 171 | 132 | 30 | 9 |
2579 | I think the trophy is still hunting. | 1.2807 | 0.04251 | 171 | 132 | 30 | 9 |
2580 | But on the positive side ... you're being lionized! | 1.2807 | 0.04410 | 171 | 134 | 26 | 11 |
2581 | I said, you should it see it from here! | 1.2807 | 0.04001 | 171 | 129 | 36 | 6 |
2582 | Let me try to stare it down. | 1.2806 | 0.03673 | 196 | 147 | 43 | 6 |
2583 | I told you their reflex / response functions remain active for some time after death. | 1.2805 | 0.04286 | 164 | 126 | 30 | 8 |
2584 | Who has the last laugh now, Peter? | 1.2805 | 0.04372 | 164 | 127 | 28 | 9 |
2585 | If you see the cable guy in there tell him we still don't get PBS. | 1.2805 | 0.04622 | 164 | 130 | 22 | 12 |
2586 | Isn't a trophy wife enough for you? | 1.2805 | 0.04781 | 164 | 132 | 18 | 14 |
2587 | A little higher, dear. | 1.2804 | 0.04045 | 189 | 146 | 33 | 10 |
2588 | He's gone, Arnold. You can come out , now. | 1.2804 | 0.03756 | 189 | 142 | 41 | 6 |
2589 | I don't care how many videos you watched. You're not ready to try this with a live one! | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
2590 | I think when I said "Either he goes or you do" he overheard me. | 1.2803 | 0.04593 | 157 | 123 | 24 | 10 |
2591 | I though you were kidding about eyes in the back of your head. | 1.2802 | 0.04000 | 182 | 139 | 35 | 8 |
2592 | That's the last time I date a dentist. | 1.2802 | 0.04222 | 182 | 142 | 29 | 11 |
2593 | Roger, I told you that taxidermist wasn't qualified. | 1.2802 | 0.03923 | 182 | 138 | 37 | 7 |
2594 | That reminds me. I don’t think I flossed this morning. | 1.2802 | 0.04222 | 182 | 142 | 29 | 11 |
2595 | Nope, still not level... | 1.2800 | 0.04104 | 175 | 134 | 33 | 8 |
2596 | Your cat allergy probably isn't helping matters any. | 1.2800 | 0.04243 | 150 | 113 | 32 | 5 |
2597 | Just a tad higher on the right, dear. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
2598 | I think it looks just right the way you have it hung. | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
2599 | Our marriage is a circus! | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
2600 | Wow, that trophy husband comment really went to his head. | 1.2800 | 0.04412 | 175 | 138 | 25 | 12 |
2601 | Well Arnold, can you blame him? | 1.2800 | 0.04337 | 175 | 137 | 27 | 11 |
2602 | Cat got more than your tongue... | 1.2798 | 0.04054 | 193 | 150 | 32 | 11 |
2603 | I told you I wouldn't take this lion down! | 1.2798 | 0.04381 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
2604 | No, the fangs still aren't straight. | 1.2798 | 0.04381 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
2605 | Today, of all days, the day you’re finally going to meet my parents, is when you decide to redecorate. | 1.2798 | 0.04541 | 168 | 133 | 23 | 12 |
2606 | Honey, I'm not looking for a trophy husband. I married you for your money, not your looks! | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
2607 | Looks like he got the last laugh | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
2608 | Don't worry, I'll have the taxidermist leave your pants on. | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
2609 | its no use practising with that George, its not at all like the real thing. | 1.2797 | 0.04592 | 143 | 110 | 26 | 7 |
2610 | Honey, I think I'm in over my head with this one | 1.2797 | 0.04592 | 143 | 110 | 26 | 7 |
2611 | Just a teensy bit lower on the left. | 1.2796 | 0.04015 | 186 | 143 | 34 | 9 |
2612 | No,your right. | 1.2796 | 0.04157 | 186 | 145 | 30 | 11 |
2613 | You said you killed it. | 1.2796 | 0.04015 | 186 | 143 | 34 | 9 |
2614 | I think you'd be more relaxed with the bear skin rug in front of the fireplace. | 1.2795 | 0.04245 | 161 | 123 | 31 | 7 |
2615 | Darling, This lion has your face. | 1.2795 | 0.04511 | 161 | 126 | 25 | 10 |
2616 | Simba, no biting! And Brian, just a little more to the left. | 1.2793 | 0.04194 | 179 | 139 | 30 | 10 |
2617 | Good idea, Glenn. Hang it back up now. You won’t be storming the Capitol again for quite some time! | 1.2793 | 0.04412 | 179 | 142 | 24 | 13 |
2618 | Therapist to client - "When I said to face your fears head-on, this is not what I meant." | 1.2793 | 0.04041 | 179 | 137 | 34 | 8 |
2619 | « A little to the left... » | 1.2793 | 0.04041 | 179 | 137 | 34 | 8 |
2620 | 'Honey, I said I would scratch your back I just needed a moment!' | 1.2793 | 0.04118 | 179 | 138 | 32 | 9 |
2621 | Why don't you feel for the nail in the wall like everyone else does? | 1.2793 | 0.04194 | 179 | 139 | 30 | 10 |
2622 | Quick. Get my whip Louise. | 1.2792 | 0.04652 | 154 | 121 | 23 | 10 |
2623 | Wow! I can see the previous owner's bones in here! | 1.2792 | 0.03727 | 197 | 149 | 41 | 7 |
2624 | So, I bet you're wondering how I got here. | 1.2792 | 0.04060 | 197 | 154 | 31 | 12 |
2625 | It is his way of getting even! | 1.2791 | 0.04614 | 172 | 138 | 20 | 14 |
2626 | It should go a little more to the left | 1.2791 | 0.04309 | 172 | 134 | 28 | 10 |
2627 | A mite to the right. No, a bite to the left. | 1.2791 | 0.04229 | 172 | 133 | 30 | 9 |
2628 | Much better! | 1.2791 | 0.04229 | 172 | 133 | 30 | 9 |
2629 | Oh, Maurice. You and your double dares. | 1.2789 | 0.03813 | 190 | 144 | 39 | 7 |
2630 | I told you not to put that lion in the den, Daniel. | 1.2789 | 0.04608 | 147 | 114 | 25 | 8 |
2631 | I think he read your review of The Lion King. | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 112 | 29 | 6 |
2632 | Okay, so it doesn’t go there, but losing your head over it doesn’t help. | 1.2789 | 0.04708 | 147 | 115 | 23 | 9 |
2633 | A little lower...a little lower...perfect. | 1.2788 | 0.03850 | 208 | 161 | 36 | 11 |
2634 | Now that's using your head. | 1.2788 | 0.04349 | 165 | 128 | 28 | 9 |
2635 | For crying out loud Neil, can't you find the wall hanger some other way? | 1.2788 | 0.03994 | 165 | 124 | 36 | 5 |
2636 | Once a lion tamer... | 1.2788 | 0.04263 | 165 | 127 | 30 | 8 |
2637 | I told you never to look him in the eyes. | 1.2788 | 0.04433 | 165 | 129 | 26 | 10 |
2638 | Hanging it with your hands night be easier. | 1.2788 | 0.04175 | 165 | 126 | 32 | 7 |
2639 | Is there no dare you won’t take? | 1.2788 | 0.04175 | 165 | 126 | 32 | 7 |
2640 | Art imitates life, George | 1.2787 | 0.04129 | 183 | 142 | 31 | 10 |
2641 | A little lower on the left. | 1.2787 | 0.04129 | 183 | 142 | 31 | 10 |
2642 | I thought you killed that thing. | 1.2787 | 0.04129 | 183 | 142 | 31 | 10 |
2643 | The lion tamer warned you this might come back to bite you. | 1.2785 | 0.04199 | 158 | 120 | 32 | 6 |
2644 | I think it would look better on the wall. | 1.2785 | 0.04387 | 158 | 122 | 28 | 8 |
2645 | You can stop now, it's not real. | 1.2785 | 0.04003 | 158 | 118 | 36 | 4 |
2646 | Wow - that painting really DOES come alive! | 1.2785 | 0.04741 | 158 | 126 | 20 | 12 |
2647 | I'm beginning to think your idea of going to the costume party as Siegfried & Roy might be in poor taste, dear. | 1.2785 | 0.04741 | 158 | 126 | 20 | 12 |
2648 | I told you nothing good would come of being friends with Donald Trump Jr. | 1.2785 | 0.04567 | 158 | 124 | 24 | 10 |
2649 | Wow! Performance art. What a great idea! | 1.2784 | 0.04162 | 176 | 136 | 31 | 9 |
2650 | 'Hakuna Matata,' eh? | 1.2784 | 0.04083 | 176 | 135 | 33 | 8 |
2651 | Darn it, Brad. You're getting blood all over the rug! | 1.2784 | 0.03838 | 176 | 132 | 39 | 5 |
2652 | Daniel, you flossed his teeth just yesterday! | 1.2784 | 0.03752 | 176 | 131 | 41 | 4 |
2653 | I told you it was too life-like! | 1.2784 | 0.04003 | 176 | 134 | 35 | 7 |
2654 | I told you I felt uncomfortable about hiring a vegan a taxidermist! | 1.2784 | 0.04083 | 176 | 135 | 33 | 8 |
2655 | I told you twenty-five dollars was not enough to give to the Humane Society. | 1.2781 | 0.04109 | 169 | 129 | 33 | 7 |
2656 | But, they told me he was a vegan. | 1.2781 | 0.04438 | 169 | 133 | 25 | 11 |
2657 | I warned you to stay 6 feet away, didn't I? | 1.2781 | 0.03843 | 169 | 126 | 39 | 4 |
2658 | Harold, I was wrong! It may indeed be easier to mount if you took it off first. | 1.2781 | 0.03933 | 169 | 127 | 37 | 5 |
2659 | Stop showing off! And move it a little more to the left! | 1.2781 | 0.04358 | 169 | 132 | 27 | 10 |
2660 | I think it should hang above eye level! | 1.2781 | 0.04358 | 169 | 132 | 27 | 10 |
2661 | Okay, OKAY––no more Zoom. | 1.2781 | 0.04022 | 169 | 128 | 35 | 6 |
2662 | Can you see if it's level? | 1.2781 | 0.03996 | 187 | 144 | 34 | 9 |
2663 | Careful! The wallpaper! | 1.2780 | 0.03947 | 205 | 160 | 33 | 12 |
2664 | Sweetie, try tickling him behind his ear. | 1.2778 | 0.04400 | 162 | 126 | 27 | 9 |
2665 | We should of gone with the jackalope! | 1.2778 | 0.04042 | 198 | 155 | 31 | 12 |
2666 | HE IS TRULY GETTING THE LION'S SHARE, ISN'T HE? | 1.2778 | 0.04487 | 162 | 127 | 25 | 10 |
2667 | It's no longer, 'Sometimes' I wonder why I married you. | 1.2778 | 0.04400 | 162 | 126 | 27 | 9 |
2668 | Just bite it back! | 1.2778 | 0.04772 | 144 | 113 | 22 | 9 |
2669 | my what big eyes you have | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 162 | 125 | 29 | 8 |
2670 | That's not what I meant when I said use your head!! | 1.2778 | 0.04400 | 162 | 126 | 27 | 9 |
2671 | Up and a bit to the left. | 1.2775 | 0.03868 | 191 | 146 | 37 | 8 |
2672 | I believe this merlot goes well with white meat. | 1.2775 | 0.04127 | 173 | 133 | 32 | 8 |
2673 | He doesn't bite. I assure you he's never done this before. | 1.2775 | 0.04208 | 173 | 134 | 30 | 9 |
2674 | So, do you see my wedding ring? | 1.2775 | 0.04045 | 173 | 132 | 34 | 7 |
2675 | Honey! It's still crooked, move it more to the left. | 1.2775 | 0.03787 | 173 | 129 | 40 | 4 |
2676 | I told you to clean the litter box! | 1.2775 | 0.04045 | 173 | 132 | 34 | 7 |
2677 | I think a little more to the right. | 1.2775 | 0.04287 | 173 | 135 | 28 | 10 |
2678 | A little more to the left, dear, and stop complaining. | 1.2775 | 0.04287 | 173 | 135 | 28 | 10 |
2679 | Believe me, Sid, a few inches lower on the left it'll be perfect. | 1.2775 | 0.04287 | 173 | 135 | 28 | 10 |
2680 | Here try this...this red should go well with my husband” | 1.2775 | 0.04127 | 173 | 133 | 32 | 8 |
2681 | Now you won't be lying when you say you're just hanging around. | 1.2775 | 0.03961 | 173 | 131 | 36 | 6 |
2682 | I told you, licensed taxi drivers and licensed taxidermists are different things. | 1.2775 | 0.04208 | 173 | 134 | 30 | 9 |
2683 | For heaven sake, Leo, behave! | 1.2774 | 0.04626 | 155 | 122 | 23 | 10 |
2684 | Okay, George. It's time for you to give up this quest to be one with nature. | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
2685 | I told you he was watching you with his eyes. | 1.2774 | 0.04248 | 155 | 118 | 31 | 6 |
2686 | Okay, you win. We'll call it the lion's den. | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
2687 | I said,"Get ahead in the game," not "Put your head in the game." | 1.2774 | 0.04975 | 155 | 126 | 15 | 14 |
2688 | I said lift it with *your legs* | 1.2772 | 0.04181 | 184 | 144 | 29 | 11 |
2689 | No . . . No . . . Higher and a little to the lef | 1.2772 | 0.03962 | 184 | 141 | 35 | 8 |
2690 | See what happens when you don't listen--I said line drawing. | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
2691 | Just a little bit further... you're almost there... | 1.2771 | 0.03881 | 166 | 124 | 38 | 4 |
2692 | You're lucky he's already stuffed and not looking for a meal. | 1.2771 | 0.04326 | 166 | 129 | 28 | 9 |
2693 | Payback's a bitch, ain't it? | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
2694 | I thought he was dead | 1.2771 | 0.04409 | 166 | 130 | 26 | 10 |
2695 | You still wanna be bwana? | 1.2771 | 0.04409 | 166 | 130 | 26 | 10 |
2696 | Wait, wait, I got this ... Hairball! Right? | 1.2771 | 0.04326 | 166 | 129 | 28 | 9 |
2697 | So is this how you get remembered by a company whose mission is headhunting? | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
2698 | Good thing you're not a Virgo. | 1.2770 | 0.04269 | 148 | 112 | 31 | 5 |
2699 | Well he must have had a couple of Lives Left | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
2700 | I think he wants it a little farther to the left. | 1.2770 | 0.04872 | 148 | 118 | 19 | 11 |
2701 | Nope,throat looks OK | 1.2769 | 0.03951 | 195 | 151 | 34 | 10 |
2702 | Karma only has two syllables, so wait, I know... Retribution | 1.2768 | 0.04218 | 177 | 138 | 29 | 10 |
2703 | John, I appreciate you wanting to practice, but it's a LINE dance contest! | 1.2768 | 0.04294 | 177 | 139 | 27 | 11 |
2704 | Does our insurance cover acts of Karma? | 1.2768 | 0.04142 | 177 | 137 | 31 | 9 |
2705 | Honey,I told you I could do it myself. | 1.2768 | 0.03984 | 177 | 135 | 35 | 7 |
2706 | At least now I'll know where to find you when I need you. | 1.2767 | 0.04080 | 159 | 120 | 34 | 5 |
2707 | Don't bite my head off! | 1.2767 | 0.04271 | 159 | 122 | 30 | 7 |
2708 | Hang tough, sweetie! I put this up online, and you got yourself at least ten new followers! | 1.2767 | 0.04363 | 159 | 123 | 28 | 8 |
2709 | Maybe you should've made sure he was stuffed first. | 1.2767 | 0.04453 | 159 | 124 | 26 | 9 |
2710 | The taxidermist said it'll seem very life-like. | 1.2767 | 0.03808 | 206 | 159 | 37 | 10 |
2711 | Darling, there are other ways of making an ass of yourself, you know? | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
2712 | A little to the left before you lose consciousness dear. | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
2713 | Oh,so the cats got your tongue now? | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
2714 | I told you his eyes were following me! | 1.2765 | 0.04336 | 170 | 133 | 27 | 10 |
2715 | Have you no pride? | 1.2765 | 0.04255 | 170 | 132 | 29 | 9 |
2716 | You never listen to me! This is not what a lion’s share means. | 1.2765 | 0.04493 | 170 | 135 | 23 | 12 |
2717 | For God' sake, Harry, don't sneeze! | 1.2765 | 0.04336 | 170 | 133 | 27 | 10 |
2718 | I told you to shoot him again. | 1.2763 | 0.04398 | 152 | 117 | 28 | 7 |
2719 | How do you like my husband? | 1.2763 | 0.04496 | 152 | 118 | 26 | 8 |
2720 | Dammit, Frank - if you don't stop letting the little head do the thinking for the big head, some big pussy's gonna eat - you. | 1.2763 | 0.04686 | 152 | 120 | 22 | 10 |
2721 | I told you we should have hung it at the end of March." | 1.2762 | 0.04002 | 181 | 139 | 34 | 8 |
2722 | Dear, that's no excuse for not saying good-bye to the Hendersons. | 1.2762 | 0.04226 | 181 | 142 | 28 | 11 |
2723 | Richard? Tippi Hedren is on the phone for you. How do you know Tippi Hedren? What does she want you for? Richard? | 1.2762 | 0.04298 | 181 | 143 | 26 | 12 |
2724 | Dear, I don’t think Winston Churchill meant that figuratively. | 1.2762 | 0.04078 | 181 | 140 | 32 | 9 |
2725 | Just a little more to the right and it will be perfect. | 1.2762 | 0.04078 | 181 | 140 | 32 | 9 |
2726 | Hope this is covered under our Home Owners policy | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 163 | 126 | 29 | 8 |
2727 | I knew it'd be funnier than that stupid Billy Bass! | 1.2761 | 0.04546 | 163 | 129 | 23 | 11 |
2728 | It’s over, Eric, it’s ok. | 1.2761 | 0.04109 | 163 | 124 | 33 | 6 |
2729 | Here's your wine. You can stop mansplaining now. | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 163 | 126 | 29 | 8 |
2730 | See, see! My mother always warned me about my trophy husband, but would I listen? | 1.2761 | 0.04376 | 163 | 127 | 27 | 9 |
2731 | Honey! This view is to die for. | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 163 | 126 | 29 | 8 |
2732 | You know, honey, you are right. This is not the right room for this. | 1.2761 | 0.04200 | 163 | 125 | 31 | 7 |
2733 | He holds a grudge. | 1.2761 | 0.04462 | 163 | 128 | 25 | 10 |
2734 | A little more to your left. | 1.2759 | 0.04493 | 174 | 139 | 22 | 13 |
2735 | Honey, please learn how to actually swallow your pride. | 1.2759 | 0.04418 | 174 | 138 | 24 | 12 |
2736 | Nick’s attempt to make his Zoom background cooler came back to bite him. | 1.2759 | 0.04342 | 174 | 137 | 26 | 11 |
2737 | Would you please just go get the level? | 1.2759 | 0.04941 | 145 | 116 | 18 | 11 |
2738 | I suppose this is Step 1 of "Become a Lion Tamer in 12 Easy Steps." | 1.2759 | 0.04106 | 174 | 134 | 32 | 8 |
2739 | You really should quit while you're a head. | 1.2759 | 0.04106 | 174 | 134 | 32 | 8 |
2740 | Don't be so dramatic. It's dead it can't eat you and even if it could, would it really want to? | 1.2757 | 0.03868 | 185 | 141 | 37 | 7 |
2741 | Come on, don't take this lyin' down! I mean - take this lion down! | 1.2757 | 0.04300 | 185 | 147 | 25 | 13 |
2742 | Find the hook? | 1.2756 | 0.04599 | 156 | 123 | 23 | 10 |
2743 | Oh Frank, I warned you not to feed the art work. | 1.2756 | 0.04321 | 156 | 120 | 29 | 7 |
2744 | No point in centering it now, just leave enough space on the side. | 1.2756 | 0.04599 | 156 | 123 | 23 | 10 |
2745 | He hasn't had this much hair on his head in decades. | 1.2756 | 0.04599 | 156 | 123 | 23 | 10 |
2746 | A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh | 1.2754 | 0.04468 | 167 | 132 | 24 | 11 |
2747 | It's called the food chain darrell. | 1.2754 | 0.04303 | 167 | 130 | 28 | 9 |
2748 | Really, and you wont even kiss me... | 1.2754 | 0.04218 | 167 | 129 | 30 | 8 |
2749 | I can't wait to see what you do with the catbox. | 1.2754 | 0.04386 | 167 | 131 | 26 | 10 |
2750 | Trophy hunting is consuming you, honey. | 1.2753 | 0.04198 | 178 | 139 | 29 | 10 |
2751 | Obviously, you didn't check his pulse. | 1.2753 | 0.03964 | 178 | 136 | 35 | 7 |
2752 | Honey, I'd rather watch the big game on the couch. | 1.2753 | 0.04198 | 178 | 139 | 29 | 10 |
2753 | Now Fred, you can't go sticking your head in the lion's mouth every time we have a disagreement! | 1.2753 | 0.03883 | 178 | 135 | 37 | 6 |
2754 | Sorry I can’t help, but I’ve got this wine. | 1.2753 | 0.04198 | 178 | 139 | 29 | 10 |
2755 | You shouldn't have named the lion Alexa. | 1.2753 | 0.04121 | 178 | 138 | 31 | 9 |
2756 | I tried 9-1-1 but they said they don't respond to karma calls. | 1.2752 | 0.04748 | 149 | 118 | 21 | 10 |
2757 | Is this a rerun of right before you shot him? | 1.2751 | 0.04030 | 189 | 147 | 32 | 10 |
2758 | Truly Richard, vegan or not if you're going to hang it on the wall you have to kill it first! | 1.2750 | 0.04339 | 160 | 124 | 28 | 8 |
2759 | You insisted on life like. | 1.2750 |