Contest #743


Cartoon

743

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Still not level.”
  2. “Yes, it does look more realistic that way.”
  3. “Maybe it would go better in the den.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-02-08T02:21:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-03-01T02:22:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-02-23T02:22:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 1, 2021
Number of captions 6295
Number of responses 1140034
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I’ve changed my mind. I love it. 1.9750 0.01859 2079 773 585 721
1 Still not level. 1.8645 0.01922 1949 851 511 587
2 Are you even listening to me? 1.8300 0.02202 1418 628 403 387
3 All right, now out like a lamb! 1.7676 0.01814 2027 966 566 495
4 Does this make me the trophy's wife? 1.7098 0.01693 2050 986 673 391
5 “So this is how you lionize yourself?” 1.6778 0.01881 2067 1196 341 530
6 Getting warmer. 1.6455 0.02125 1447 820 320 307
7 Can't you stop being a Dentist for even one minute! 1.5952 0.01969 1339 728 425 186
8 OMG - he did remember you! 1.5705 0.03066 617 368 146 103
9 That reminds me, I need to visit the gynecologist. 1.5660 0.02339 970 559 273 138
10 That reminds me. Your mother called. 1.5655 0.02465 840 476 253 111
11 As long as it covers your nose and mouth it counts as a mask. 1.5624 0.02564 825 483 220 122
12 I liked it at the store but at home it seems too daring. 1.5599 0.02766 868 563 124 181
13 There. That’s perfect. 1.5580 0.02675 724 418 208 98
14 I tried calling 911, but she can't stop laughing. 1.5452 0.02727 697 411 192 94
15 In the condo, the mighty condo, the lion eats tonight 1.5380 0.02956 671 423 135 113
16 Well, give me a second to savor the irony here, Bob. 1.5343 0.03263 496 300 127 69
17 So now do you believe me when I said I thought I saw it move. 1.5272 0.03585 423 262 99 62
18 I know you can still hear me. 1.5257 0.02872 565 329 175 61
19 I wish I could say this is the stupidest thing you've done. 1.5253 0.03236 533 335 116 82
20 I changed my mind. Let’s keep it. 1.5234 0.02839 577 337 178 62
21 Should we go back to the singing bass? 1.5207 0.02761 651 392 179 80
22 Looks like the pussy grabbed you, Mr. Trump. 1.5183 0.03856 409 270 66 73
23 Sometimes you swallow your pride, other times your pride swallows you. 1.5166 0.03325 482 301 113 68
24 Am I going to be a trophy widow? 1.5136 0.02973 516 304 159 53
25 To be fair, you started it. 1.5105 0.03234 474 290 126 58
26 Yes, it was a gift from my mother. Why do you ask? 1.5056 0.03365 447 278 112 57
27 Well, look at that…a lion’s head and a horse’s ass all in the same wall hanging! 1.5046 0.03594 436 284 84 68
28 It's always the last place you look. 1.5035 0.02838 566 339 169 58
29 Tell him one of your jokes to make him yawn. 1.4952 0.03602 416 270 86 60
30 I think it belongs in the den. 1.4950 0.03064 501 308 138 55
31 Well, Harry, at least for once in your life your head is not up your ass. 1.4945 0.03529 451 298 83 70
32 I said to center it, not enter it. 1.4922 0.03459 384 235 109 40
33 I was once the trophy you lost your head over. 1.4916 0.03543 415 267 92 56
34 On second thought, it was fine where it was. 1.4872 0.03571 390 248 94 48
35 Should I call animal control or your therapist? 1.4871 0.03798 349 223 82 44
36 This is so much better than your singing fish. 1.4871 0.02910 464 271 160 33
37 You can come out now, my mom left. 1.4867 0.03460 415 264 100 51
38 You can pretend you are being eaten by that lion, but we are still going to my sisters this weekend. 1.4859 0.03425 426 272 101 53
39 Alexa, open mouth now 1.4827 0.03773 375 247 75 53
40 Well, well. Now who's endangered? 1.4803 0.03614 381 245 89 47
41 That reminds me, did you feed the cat? 1.4795 0.03459 415 267 97 51
42 What a coincidence! That's exactly how my first husband died. 1.4784 0.03622 393 257 84 52
43 You turn every simple task into a circus. 1.4777 0.03869 358 238 69 51
44 You never kiss me like that. 1.4776 0.03430 379 235 107 37
45 See! I’m not the only one who finds you difficult to swallow these days. 1.4767 0.03475 407 262 96 49
46 Could you hold my drink while I get the camera? 1.4750 0.04006 320 210 68 42
47 Some days you swallow your pride. Others, the pride swallows you." 1.4746 0.03667 394 262 77 55
48 They say, if you put your head in there long enough, you can hear the jungle. 1.4742 0.03778 329 209 84 36
49 Oh, that reminds me. The headhunter called you back today. 1.4698 0.03900 315 203 76 36
50 Bad boy, drop it! I said drop it! 1.4688 0.03495 384 246 96 42
51 This may not be the best time, but I want a divorce. 1.4680 0.03839 359 241 68 50
52 Can't hear you, Honey. Cat got your tongue? 1.4673 0.03859 336 221 73 42
53 I'd help, but I'm feeling a little conflicted right now. 1.4657 0.03867 335 221 72 42
54 An elephant never forgets, but a lion always dismembers. 1.4650 0.04037 329 223 59 47
55 Let me know if you need help. 1.4637 0.03723 317 200 87 30
56 We also need to talk about the elephant in the room 1.4633 0.03689 354 231 82 41
57 Help? With what? 1.4626 0.03440 361 226 103 32
58 Do you still want this wine? 1.4625 0.03766 333 216 80 37
59 Not your left... the lion's left. 1.4623 0.03458 398 259 94 45
60 Don’t feel bad. My first three husbands couldn’t get out of it either. 1.4605 0.03920 304 197 74 33
61 It's like you're not even listening to me. 1.4599 0.03254 387 240 116 31
62 Seems your pride's come back to bite you. 1.4589 0.04015 316 212 63 41
63 Wish you had read the instructions now? 1.4587 0.03984 303 199 69 35
64 You can come out now, Trump lost 1.4586 0.04084 314 213 58 43
65 Oh George, stop it. I can't handle it if you die ironically. 1.4585 0.03783 325 211 79 35
66 Who's the trophy spouse now? 1.4581 0.03585 334 211 93 30
67 Henry, just once will you look at me when I'm talking to you? 1.4576 0.03885 330 220 69 41
68 Just play dead. 1.4571 0.03791 315 203 80 32
69 You can come out now, he's been inaugurated." 1.4564 0.04148 287 191 61 35
70 I can't tell if it's straight if you don't hold still. 1.4563 0.03927 320 213 68 39
71 You’re about to be my first trophy husband. 1.4557 0.03809 316 205 78 33
72 Yep. He remembers you. 1.4556 0.03979 270 171 75 24
73 Always playing the victim. 1.4554 0.03931 314 208 69 37
74 Did you hear ANYTHING I just said? 1.4543 0.03784 339 225 74 40
75 Does he know your safe word? 1.4539 0.03862 304 197 76 31
76 No one’s laughing, Barry. In fact, they all left 20 minutes ago. 1.4534 0.03756 322 209 80 33
77 Well at least your head isn't where my mother always says it is. 1.4513 0.03852 308 201 75 32
78 His mounting troubles eventually consumed him. 1.4512 0.04313 297 208 44 45
79 You have to admit that there's a certain irony to it. 1.4508 0.03894 315 209 70 36
80 Okay,you win, put singing trout back up. 1.4507 0.04052 304 205 61 38
81 Now, be fair, dear. You took his head off first. 1.4507 0.03832 304 197 77 30
82 Don’t install the wall safe back there,” I said. But did you listen? Noooo 1.4504 0.03581 353 230 87 36
83 You always have to play the victim 1.4502 0.04073 291 194 63 34
84 Something's eating you. What is it? 1.4495 0.03787 327 216 75 36
85 I guess this makes me a trophy wife. 1.4492 0.03850 305 199 75 31
86 While you're in there, can you see my last husband? 1.4487 0.03841 312 205 74 33
87 Alexa, relax your teeth. 1.4483 0.03983 319 217 61 41
88 I know you can still hear me Henry! 1.4464 0.04160 280 188 59 33
89 Stop mumbling, Henry. I don't know what 'Elp me' means. 1.4457 0.04144 267 176 63 28
90 Anyway, my mother is only staying for the weekend. 1.4453 0.04091 256 165 68 23
91 Well, you mounted him, what the hell did you think he'd do, congratulate you? 1.4451 0.03752 319 209 78 32
92 Well, just try not to show fear. They sense it. 1.4448 0.03847 317 211 71 35
93 No, to the lion’s right. 1.4444 0.03980 279 182 70 27
94 Yes, it does look more realistic that way. 1.4441 0.03962 313 212 63 38
95 What should I do with your drink? 1.4440 0.04130 277 185 61 31
96 Alexa, end Safari simulation. 1.4430 0.03885 307 204 70 33
97 Honey, try using your tongue to lift the wire over the nail. 1.4428 0.03767 332 222 73 37
98 Looks like I finally snagged a trophy husband. 1.4427 0.03768 323 214 75 34
99 Let him go and I'll put you where you can look out the window. 1.4417 0.04241 240 156 62 22
100 Good thing you did not keep it’s butt as a trophy. 1.4408 0.04180 304 213 48 43
101 That's funny. I always thought Karma would eventually bite you in the ass. 1.4407 0.03999 295 198 64 33
102 Good thing you didn't mount the rump. 1.4405 0.04430 252 172 49 31
103 I’d help, but it might spoil the story. 1.4404 0.03223 361 225 113 23
104 Let's try it in the den. 1.4403 0.04062 268 176 66 26
105 Karma has a way of evening the score, Donald. 1.4397 0.04011 282 187 66 29
106 OHMYGOD, HARRY, YOU’RE SCRATCHING THE WALL!!! 1.4396 0.04053 298 203 59 36
107 Hmm...911, SPCA or Tik Tok? 1.4394 0.03708 330 219 77 34
108 Funny - people rarely talk about "trophy husbands" but here we are. 1.4391 0.04259 271 185 53 33
109 You must've hurt his pride. 1.4385 0.03737 301 195 80 26
110 I found the remote. 1.4385 0.03712 317 208 79 30
111 Every time I bring up wanting kids, you change the subject. 1.4383 0.03762 308 202 77 29
112 Well,after all dear ... you did shoot him. 1.4373 0.04186 263 176 59 28
113 Wait. Stop. Suddenly it DOES spark joy! 1.4367 0.04087 300 207 55 38
114 Some art just pulls you right in. 1.4367 0.03976 300 203 63 34
115 You can't hide there forever, Henry. Come say hello to Mom. 1.4363 0.03817 314 210 71 33
116 Maybe it would go better in the den. 1.4355 0.03864 287 188 73 26
117 This could be the reason it was so cheap. 1.4354 0.03958 271 177 70 24
118 I’m surprised he remembered you! 1.4354 0.03888 271 175 74 22
119 Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. 1.4354 0.03859 294 194 72 28
120 This Harold. This is why no one invites us over anymore. 1.4353 0.04134 255 168 63 24
121 I guess that explains all the one star reviews on Amazon 1.4351 0.04054 262 172 66 24
122 That reminds me. Have you fed the cat? 1.4345 0.04076 290 198 58 34
123 To be honest, it sort of works for me now. 1.4341 0.03987 258 167 70 21
124 Oh that reminds me , Ralph .Did you feed the cat today? 1.4341 0.04348 258 177 50 31
125 He can’t be hungry... You said he was stuffed. 1.4336 0.04468 226 151 52 23
126 And this is my late husband on our safari. The last thing He said was “ Yes dear...I’m sure he’s dead...” 1.4335 0.04320 263 181 50 32
127 Did you try turning it off and turning it back on? 1.4327 0.03915 275 180 71 24
128 Honey, you're wearing it backwards. 1.4317 0.04125 271 183 59 29
129 You were right. It really does reach out and grab you. 1.4312 0.04045 269 179 64 26
130 He almost never does that. 1.4310 0.04163 232 150 64 18
131 How come you never kiss me like that? 1.4305 0.03981 302 207 60 35
132 What do you mean you don't see the irony? 1.4303 0.04420 244 167 49 28
133 Well, I did say I wanted a trophy husband. 1.4300 0.03738 307 203 76 28
134 Mom's only staying a week. 1.4296 0.04034 270 180 64 26
135 He’ll spit you out once he starts choking on your hairpiece. 1.4291 0.04046 275 185 62 28
136 What’s the matter, Ted ... cat got your tongue? 1.4286 0.04332 259 179 49 31
137 To be honest, I don’t like to be called your trophy either. 1.4281 0.04141 278 191 55 32
138 Looks like your pride swallowed you. 1.4275 0.04288 276 194 46 36
139 Careful of the lamp! 1.4275 0.04131 276 189 56 31
140 Sure..shoot him, mount him, THEN stick your head in his mouth. 1.4273 0.04493 227 154 49 24
141 I TOLD you I saw it move. 1.4270 0.03950 281 188 66 27
142 It’s art dear. It’s all consuming. 1.4270 0.04108 281 193 56 32
143 I see I’m not the only one who wants to bite your head off. 1.4251 0.04144 247 164 61 22
144 You were humming 'Wim-o-weh' again, weren't you? 1.4249 0.04163 273 188 54 31
145 You get to Narnia through the wardrobe,dear,not the lion. 1.4247 0.04189 259 176 56 27
146 Okay, so what do you want me to do, Harold, call the paramedics or Ringling Brothers? 1.4240 0.03991 283 192 62 29
147 Honestly, John, every time you tell me that story, you get way too dramatic. 1.4239 0.04272 243 164 55 24
148 You can take your head out now, 2020 is over. 1.4238 0.04175 269 185 54 30
149 Honey if you can hear me, a little more to the left. 1.4235 0.04237 255 174 54 27
150 Phil, you know that I can still see you. 1.4235 0.04273 255 175 52 28
151 You've always got some lame excuse for not going along to my parents house. 1.4234 0.04131 248 165 61 22
152 Lois was torn between calling 9-1-1, or grabbing her phone for a picture for the insurance man. 1.4234 0.04324 248 170 51 27
153 I told you to leave it in the den. 1.4234 0.03885 274 181 70 23
154 Less impressive now that it's dead, Frank. 1.4234 0.03953 274 183 66 25
155 Really, Harold? After only 10 months of lockdown? 1.4231 0.04212 260 178 54 28
156 Now I'm a trophy's wife 1.4229 0.03835 279 184 72 23
157 Cat have your tongue again? 1.4225 0.04193 284 200 48 36
158 Make sure you relax. Remember, they can smell fear! 1.4223 0.04134 251 168 60 23
159 When I said use your head, I wasn't being literal. 1.4221 0.03929 244 157 71 16
160 Be careful, it already costed us an arm and a leg. 1.4219 0.04431 237 163 48 26
161 Be careful of the lamp dear. 1.4216 0.04050 268 181 61 26
162 So, then I told her about my new sweater and....Are you listening to me! 1.4216 0.04252 268 187 49 32
163 He never bites. You must have done something to provoke him. 1.4215 0.04020 261 174 64 23
164 My goodness. Talk about holding a grudge. 1.4211 0.04411 247 172 46 29
165 I can't hear you. Do you want your wine here or should I put it on the coffee table? 1.4211 0.04020 247 162 66 19
166 I TOLD you the eyes were following me! 1.4208 0.04041 259 173 63 23
167 I was told you could hear the Serengeti. 1.4208 0.04309 240 163 53 24
168 Speak up, George. You're mumbling." (Apologies to the Charles Addams' cartoon, circa 1940s, of a man just swallowed by a large snake, and his wife saying this to him 1.4206 0.04360 233 158 52 23
169 Did you even consider asking what "interactive art" actually meant !? 1.4206 0.04360 233 158 52 23
170 I told you not to wear your MAGA hat in the house... 1.4205 0.03989 283 193 61 29
171 So, can I talk now? 1.4204 0.04125 245 163 61 21
172 Could you try fighting for your life a little more to the left? 1.4203 0.04554 207 139 49 19
173 He seems to remember you. 1.4202 0.03911 257 168 70 19
174 There’s gotta be an easier way to find the nail. 1.4194 0.03967 248 162 68 18
175 I bet that framed Toulouse-Lautrec poster from MOMA is looking pretty good right now. 1.4191 0.04294 241 164 53 24
176 He’s just being affectionate. 1.4190 0.03831 253 163 74 16
177 What, Mr. Life of The Party, the lamp shade wasn't good enough? 1.4188 0.04303 234 158 54 22
178 Scratch him behind the ears! He loves that! 1.4188 0.04018 277 189 60 28
179 So you finally got your head in the game. 1.4177 0.04115 249 167 60 22
180 Honey, it's okay. The Smiths have gone home now. 1.4176 0.03943 261 173 67 21
181 I’d help, but if you could see, I have wine here. 1.4175 0.04208 285 203 45 37
182 Then, once it's level, his jaws release 1.4174 0.04356 230 156 52 22
183 Jerry, I think it's time to acknowledge that you're being consumed by your own pride. 1.4173 0.04258 278 198 44 36
184 It’s a good thing you didn’t put it lower! 1.4170 0.04372 235 161 50 24
185 Isn’t it more likely that you left your reading glasses at work? 1.4170 0.04112 259 176 58 25
186 I always wanted a trophy husband. 1.4167 0.04140 240 160 60 20
187 And in the other universe, you're on HIS wall. 1.4164 0.04103 269 185 56 28
188 All right,Fred,what's eating you this time? 1.4160 0.04476 250 178 40 32
189 Taxidermy, meet tax attorney. 1.4159 0.04712 226 161 36 29
190 I'm still glad we didn't go with the singing bass. 1.4158 0.03962 279 190 62 27
191 Cat got your tongue again? 1.4156 0.04469 231 160 46 25
192 Here honey, brought you a glass of wine to wash down my husband 1.4154 0.04168 272 190 51 31
193 On second thought let's go with the singing fish. 1.4154 0.04026 260 175 62 23
194 “It won’t work Harry. It will be the first place my Mother will look.” 1.4153 0.04232 236 159 56 21
195 Honey, it wasn't funny in Tanzania. It isn't funny now. 1.4152 0.04301 224 150 55 19
196 Hold on, let me get the squirt bottle. 1.4152 0.04438 224 153 49 22
197 While you’re in there, do you see any sign of the dog? 1.4148 0.04158 270 188 52 30
198 Do you still want this Chardonnay? 1.4141 0.04439 227 156 48 23
199 I think he remembers you. 1.4139 0.03922 244 159 69 16
200 I think a simple cloth mask would be best. 1.4138 0.03694 290 192 76 22
201 Gladys, why can't you lose your ring down the sink like everyone else? 1.4135 0.04532 208 141 48 19
202 Nice going, Tarzan. 1.4130 0.04219 230 154 57 19
203 When I told you to get your head in the game, this is not what I meant. 1.4130 0.04252 247 170 52 25
204 Don't be so dramatic, my parents will only be staying a few days. 1.4125 0.04342 240 166 49 25
205 Don't move, that is perfect 1.4124 0.03978 274 187 61 26
206 I thought he wanted courage, not a brain. 1.4122 0.04180 262 182 52 28
207 Be careful, dear. I lost my last husband to a cougar. 1.4121 0.03674 313 212 73 28
208 The hunter becomes the hunted, eh, Patrick. 1.4120 0.04396 233 161 48 24
209 Did you make eye contact again?” 1.4118 0.04287 238 163 52 23
210 I’ve changed my mind Bob, It can stay. 1.4118 0.04203 238 161 56 21
211 Well, this is better than the usual place your head ends up. 1.4115 0.04666 226 161 37 28
212 You know, I've always wanted a trophy husband. 1.4110 0.04508 219 151 46 22
213 Who did I call last time, your taxidermist or 911? 1.4108 0.04206 241 164 55 22
214 For Pete's sake, George, Mother's only here for three months. 1.4108 0.04123 241 162 59 20
215 It really jumps out at you, doesn't it? 1.4106 0.04025 263 179 60 24
216 Rub his ears Norman!!! 1.4104 0.04007 251 168 63 20
217 You enter Narnia through the wardrobe,dear. 1.4103 0.04625 234 168 36 30
218 Cat got your tongue, Honey? 1.4102 0.04178 256 177 53 26
219 Perfect! 1.4102 0.04066 256 174 59 23
220 You want me to shoot it again? 1.4098 0.04288 244 169 50 25
221 Your pride is killing you. 1.4098 0.04132 266 185 53 28
222 Just relax, Jerry. He’s as frightened as you are. 1.4095 0.04322 232 159 51 22
223 Will this ever not be funny to you? 1.4095 0.04449 232 162 45 25
224 Lion pays fifty-thousand dollars to hunt dentists in New York, sparking international debate. 1.4094 0.04453 254 183 38 33
225 Who's endangered now Larry? 1.4094 0.04054 276 192 55 29
226 Pretend you are a hairball. 1.4093 0.04708 215 152 38 25
227 Should I go outside and pull his tail? 1.4093 0.04567 215 149 44 22
228 Well, look who's endangered now. 1.4093 0.04339 237 164 49 24
229 2020. 1.4091 0.04628 220 155 40 25
230 Has the cat got your tongue? 1.4088 0.03768 274 182 72 20
231 Would you like some wine with my husband? 1.4087 0.04262 252 176 49 27
232 Quick, make yourself look bigger. 1.4087 0.04392 230 159 48 23
233 Don't move. It's perfect. 1.4086 0.04237 257 180 49 28
234 Keep this in mind if you ever start thinking about a trophy wife 1.4080 0.04398 250 178 42 30
235 See? I told you it's not just gift horses. 1.4080 0.04134 250 171 56 23
236 Watch out for the lamp. 1.4078 0.04151 255 176 54 25
237 Didn't you learn anything from getting your head caught in the staircase railing? 1.4074 0.04503 216 149 46 21
238 I told you that thing would come back to bite you! 1.4072 0.04335 221 150 52 19
239 Play dead! 1.4070 0.03850 258 171 69 18
240 Okay, you win. It does fit. 1.4064 0.04410 219 150 49 20
241 Well, well. Look who the cat dragged in! 1.4064 0.03946 283 196 59 28
242 Hold still. I'm going to try the Heimlich maneuver. 1.4061 0.04222 261 184 48 29
243 Let me take a pic, your ex-wife will love this. 1.4059 0.04185 239 163 55 21
244 Not real impressive when the lion's already dead. 1.4059 0.04268 239 165 51 23
245 Looking for your pride, dear? 1.4059 0.04227 239 164 53 22
246 For God's sake Tom, if you don't feel like Chablis just say so. 1.4059 0.04100 239 161 59 19
247 Ok, next time I'll just say hang it high instead of place it overhead. 1.4056 0.04221 249 173 51 25
248 Apparently the lion is not sleeping tonight. 1.4055 0.04160 254 176 53 25
249 While you're in there, see if you can find the cat. 1.4052 0.04529 232 165 40 27
250 We should have gotten a standard wall safe. 1.4048 0.04184 252 175 52 25
251 I think I found the remote. 1.4048 0.04369 252 180 42 30
252 At least the portrait of your mother didn’t come alive.” 1.4047 0.04269 257 182 46 29
253 Oh my goodness, now I really am a trophy wife. 1.4043 0.04403 235 165 45 25
254 Finally,my own trophy husband. 1.4040 0.04245 250 175 49 26
255 Oh for goodness sake,use a level! 1.4038 0.04161 260 182 51 27
256 Don't move, I'm getting my camera. 1.4038 0.04396 213 145 50 18
257 I just feel like you aren't really listening to me. 1.4038 0.04446 213 146 48 19
258 Look,George,if you don't want to talk to me just say so. 1.4035 0.04097 228 152 60 16
259 I am not falling for it Bert, you still have to come furniture shopping with me. 1.4034 0.04346 233 162 48 23
260 The safe word is “meow.” 1.4034 0.04303 233 161 50 22
261 You have it on backwards! 1.4034 0.04481 238 170 40 28
262 Funny, I thought he was stuffed. 1.4032 0.04193 248 172 52 24
263 You can come out now. Trump is gone. 1.4029 0.04757 206 146 37 23
264 At least it didn't cost you an arm and a leg. 1.4029 0.04707 206 145 39 22
265 I don't know, Ray. I don't think he's completely over you shooting him and cutting his head off. 1.4028 0.04624 211 148 41 22
266 Since you're busy, I'll put your drink on the counter. 1.4026 0.04457 231 163 43 25
267 While you're in there, see if he's got the remote. 1.4026 0.04151 231 156 57 18
268 Why do you always have to make such a production out of every little thing? 1.4024 0.04295 246 173 47 26
269 It’s still crooked...turn your head a smidge to the left. 1.4024 0.04295 246 173 47 26
270 How convenient that you’re stuck in the lion's head when it’s your turn to do the dishes. 1.4024 0.04039 251 171 59 21
271 He has your eyes. 1.4020 0.04478 204 139 48 17
272 You're not listening to me, Stan. 1.4019 0.04380 214 146 50 18
273 I like it where it is. 1.4018 0.04471 224 157 44 23
274 That's just right! Leave it just like that! 1.4017 0.04346 239 168 46 25
275 Why so quiet tonight, Frank--cat got your tongue? 1.4015 0.04135 259 181 52 26
276 I told you this hobby would come back to bite you. 1.4010 0.04341 202 135 53 14
277 Still has a bit of fight left in him I see. 1.4010 0.04669 202 141 41 20
278 No kitty! Bad kitty! Drop him right now! 1.4009 0.04201 227 154 55 18
279 Honey, as Churchill said: “You cannot reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth.” 1.4008 0.04266 242 169 49 24
280 Sorry, my husband usually has his head up his ass. 1.4008 0.04356 247 176 43 28
281 Still don't think karma is real, Jeffery? 1.4000 0.04588 210 147 42 21
282 Well,they did say,”Very life like.” 1.4000 0.04389 220 152 48 20
283 God I always wanted a trophy husband. 1.4000 0.04437 210 144 48 18
284 You can stop the drama,Fred. My mother is not coming to stay with us after all. 1.4000 0.04161 230 156 56 18
285 Well, I guess we know who ISN'T replacing Siegfried. 1.4000 0.04618 205 143 42 20
286 Imagine if you had bought the bear rug. 1.4000 0.04227 245 171 50 24
287 *I* wanted the singing fish 1.3991 0.04204 223 151 55 17
288 I told you wearing that zebra hat was a bad idea. 1.3991 0.04464 218 152 45 21
289 I think he's just playing; when I look out the window, I can see his tail wagging. 1.3990 0.04881 193 137 35 21
290 The lampshade was funnier. 1.3984 0.04093 256 178 54 24
291 I hope you have your mask on. 1.3983 0.04111 241 165 56 20
292 Leo, you're in over your head! 1.3983 0.04153 241 166 54 21
293 It’s still not level, Harold. 1.3983 0.04153 241 166 54 21
294 Why would you do that? You knew your gazelle mask was going to upset him! 1.3983 0.04216 236 163 52 21
295 You know, it’s always in the last place you look. 1.3983 0.04173 236 162 54 20
296 Did you find the remote? 1.3982 0.04303 226 156 50 20
297 Could you change? The guests will be here soon. 1.3982 0.04438 226 159 44 23
298 I warned you this would come back to bite you one day 1.3981 0.04196 216 145 56 15
299 Good for you, honey. I just don't think it counts if the Lion is dead. 1.3981 0.04471 211 146 46 19
300 Fair is Fair. 1.3981 0.04264 211 142 54 15
301 Karma’s a bitch Donald. 1.3980 0.04891 201 145 32 24
302 I don't think the remote is in there, honey. 1.3975 0.04033 244 166 59 19
303 Come back to the party, Lou. No one fell for it last time, either. 1.3975 0.04219 239 166 51 22
304 You have no idea how much I want to say, 'I told you so.' 1.3975 0.04177 239 165 53 21
305 I can't hear you - the cat's got your tongue. 1.3974 0.04481 229 163 41 25
306 You hunted him. You killed him. You stuffed him. Did you have to tease him? 1.3974 0.04262 229 158 51 20
307 Really? Again? 1.3971 0.04651 209 148 39 22
308 I think you've got it on backwards. 1.3970 0.04552 199 137 45 17
309 I told you not to use Gorilla glue. 1.3970 0.04496 199 136 47 16
310 Hold that pose while I get my phone. 1.3966 0.04071 237 161 58 18
311 You’re getting blood on the carpet and it’s still crooked. 1.3966 0.04309 232 162 48 22
312 I told you if you killed that lion that it would come back to bite you. 1.3965 0.04378 227 159 46 22
313 That trick would be far more impressive if you hadn't shot him first. 1.3965 0.04509 227 162 40 25
314 Darling, I wish you'd tell me what's eating you. 1.3965 0.04552 227 163 38 26
315 It’s always in the last place you look, Mary. 1.3964 0.04495 222 157 42 23
316 Why don't you just pound your head against the wall like a normal person? 1.3962 0.04453 212 147 46 19
317 and you thought those talking fish on the wall were annoying! 1.3959 0.04301 245 174 45 26
318 Harold! The taxidermy of the lion eating your brother is falling off the wall! 1.3959 0.04416 245 177 39 29
319 My mom will only be here for a week. 1.3957 0.04311 235 165 47 23
320 Honey! Quick! Rub behind his ears! 1.3957 0.04111 230 156 57 17
321 Well, you might have noticed his paw prints on the carpet. 1.3956 0.04268 225 155 51 19
322 Nice try but I'm not cancelling book group. 1.3956 0.04268 225 155 51 19
323 Hold that pose dear. I'll finish my wine and then get the camera. 1.3954 0.03975 263 182 58 23
324 In the condo,the pricey condo,the lion feeds tonight... 1.3953 0.04030 258 179 56 23
325 In one horrible moment, Edna realized she'd be hosting tonight's dinner party solo. 1.3953 0.04505 215 151 43 21
326 Seriously, George. Again? 1.3952 0.04633 210 149 39 22
327 I suppose 'a little more to the left' is not what you want to hear just now 1.3951 0.04455 205 141 47 17
328 Let him go, he’s not the one who shot you. 1.3950 0.03924 238 159 64 15
329 I’m right! It says ‘Made in Africa.’ 1.3950 0.04353 238 169 44 25
330 Ok, then try clicking “Leave Meeting”... 1.3946 0.04433 223 157 44 22
331 On second thought, let's put up the picture of my mother. 1.3945 0.04364 218 151 48 19
332 Let’s take it back to the den. 1.3944 0.04335 213 146 50 17
333 I still can't believe how lifelike it is. 1.3941 0.04318 203 137 52 14
334 Well,you DID tell the taxidermist you wanted it to be lifelike. 1.3941 0.04539 203 141 44 18
335 Stop being so dramatic! Here's your wine. 1.3941 0.04645 203 143 40 20
336 Once a dentist, always a dentist 1.3939 0.04890 198 143 32 23
337 Well, well, well... And all your friends said I'd be the trophy that would do you in. 1.3939 0.04187 231 159 53 19
338 Why can't you just wear a mask like everyone else? 1.3939 0.04142 231 158 55 18
339 I know,I know,I asked for courage ... But I’ll take a brain 1.3938 0.04820 193 137 36 20
340 You didn’t read the directions, did you? 1.3937 0.04415 221 155 45 21
341 My god, Larry, it's uncanny. I swear he's looking right at me. 1.3935 0.04342 216 149 49 18
342 Let me know if you find the dog" 1.3934 0.04465 211 147 45 19
343 I told you when you brought that home it would come back to bite you. 1.3934 0.04415 211 146 47 18
344 Almost as funny as the time you mooned the rhino. 1.3932 0.04384 206 141 49 16
345 What's the matter, Henry? Cat got your tongue? 1.3932 0.04322 234 165 46 23
346 So, how do YOU like being endangered? 1.3932 0.04279 234 164 48 22
347 Karma's a b***h, isn't it. 1.3930 0.04434 229 163 42 24
348 You murdered his pride; why shouldn’t he swallow yours? 1.3929 0.04371 224 157 46 21
349 I know, right? It's twice as fun in vibrate mode! 1.3927 0.04490 219 155 42 22
350 It’s funnier with the lampshade. 1.3927 0.04623 191 132 43 16
351 Stay there. I'll call the taxidermist. 1.3926 0.04176 242 169 51 22
352 I guess there is a God, Mister Big Game Hunter. 1.3926 0.04217 242 170 49 23
353 You know, Walter, I always despised that lion's head … until now. 1.3922 0.04357 204 139 50 15
354 I knew that hunting trip would come back to bite you. 1.3922 0.04245 204 137 54 13
355 Good God, Irving! Now the left side is too high! 1.3921 0.04373 227 160 45 22
356 He hasn't liked you from the day you shot him. 1.3921 0.04283 227 158 49 20
357 When you’re done with him you can eat the kids 1.3919 0.04490 222 158 41 23
358 The story will be: The lion didn't do it. He was framed. 1.3917 0.04471 217 153 43 21
359 Should I put down the wine? 1.3915 0.04548 212 150 41 21
360 Does it spark joy for you now? 1.3915 0.04596 212 151 39 22
361 You got a call from the taxidermist and he says it's urgent." 1.3915 0.04645 212 152 37 23
362 Daniel, I think it's more appropriate in the den. 1.3915 0.04448 212 148 45 19
363 I told you motion activation was a bad idea. 1.3913 0.03964 230 154 62 14
364 I’ll hold your drink.” 1.3913 0.04106 230 157 56 17
365 Hold on, he's starting to gag. 1.3911 0.03780 271 185 66 20
366 Now I’m glad we didn’t buy the tail end. 1.3911 0.04372 248 180 39 29
367 It’s OK to ask for help, dear. 1.3909 0.04577 197 137 43 17
368 Play dead! No, wait, that's bears. 1.3908 0.04009 238 162 59 17
369 There must be a better way to hide the safe. 1.3907 0.04596 215 154 38 23
370 No really, he only does this to people he likes. 1.3904 0.04222 228 158 51 19
371 That's so sweet -- he usually shies away from strangers. 1.3901 0.04241 223 154 51 18
372 Let me know when you're done avoiding me 1.3901 0.04096 223 151 57 15
373 What's the matter Fred, cat got your tongue? 1.3901 0.04473 223 159 41 23
374 No Daniel,the lion goes in the den 1.3900 0.04387 241 174 40 27
375 Right there, that's perfect. 1.3900 0.04583 200 140 42 18
376 Honey, I can't hear you. Do you want your glass of wine or not? 1.3899 0.04454 218 154 43 21
377 Cat got your head? 1.3897 0.04833 195 140 34 21
378 It's still crooked. If you'd get your head out of its mouth, you could see. 1.3897 0.04610 195 136 42 17
379 When I said use your head, this isn't what I meant. 1.3897 0.04330 213 147 49 17
380 Next time, ask for the one that isn't interactive. 1.3897 0.04174 213 144 55 14
381 Well you weren’t quite what I was expecting when they said “Trophy husband” 1.3897 0.04330 213 147 49 17
382 I told you it prefers the den. 1.3897 0.04481 213 150 43 20
383 I never liked how his eyes followed you around the room. 1.3894 0.04350 208 143 49 16
384 Oh, I see you've already had a drink. 1.3894 0.04558 208 147 41 20
385 While you're in there, see if you can find any evidence of what happened to our children. 1.3892 0.04255 203 137 53 13
386 Still crooked. 1.3889 0.04274 234 165 47 22
387 Now, turn the third molar and the safe should pop open. 1.3889 0.04483 216 153 42 21
388 Yes dear, it WAS funny the first time ... 1.3889 0.04578 216 155 38 23
389 Careful! You're leaving marks on the wall. 1.3889 0.04483 216 153 42 21
390 Really, Arthur, the next time my mother comes over, you can just go watch TV in the other room. 1.3886 0.04409 211 147 46 18
391 I’m worried that your art is starting to consume you. 1.3886 0.04560 211 150 40 21
392 Why does it always have to be about you? 1.3883 0.04537 206 145 42 19
393 Well, bravo for life's little ironies. 1.3883 0.04791 206 150 32 24
394 Ignore him Stan. If he gets a reaction he’ll never stop doing it. 1.3883 0.04485 206 144 44 18
395 What's the matter—cat got your tongue? Answer me! 1.3883 0.04790 188 133 37 18
396 I think he ate my first husband, too. See if he's in there. 1.3881 0.04145 219 149 55 15
397 Kinda makes you wonder what's on the other side of that wall, doesn't it? 1.3881 0.04397 201 138 48 15
398 Huh. I thought that expression only applied to gift horses. 1.3879 0.04262 214 147 51 16
399 It’d be more impressive if the lion wasn’t dead. 1.3877 0.04278 227 159 48 20
400 Should I call the taxidermist? 1.3876 0.04489 209 147 43 19
401 Well,well...Look what the cat dragged in. 1.3874 0.04155 222 152 54 16
402 Must you do this every time Mom comes over for dinner? 1.3873 0.04672 204 146 37 21
403 You should've stopped with the singing bass. 1.3871 0.03976 248 171 58 19
404 Right there...Perfect! 1.3871 0.04369 217 152 46 19
405 I can't understand what you see in him. 1.3871 0.04384 186 125 50 11
406 A little to the left, Larry. I think he’ll let go if the Feng Shui is right. 1.3871 0.04369 217 152 46 19
407 I already checked there for the remote. 1.3870 0.04237 230 161 49 20
408 Why would you leave your keys there? 1.3868 0.04289 212 146 50 16
409 It seems fair. He has no body, now you have no head. 1.3866 0.04385 194 132 49 13
410 I know you can hear me in there! 1.3865 0.04252 207 141 52 14
411 Did you still want that glass of wine? 1.3864 0.04229 220 152 51 17
412 While you’re in there, look for the cat. 1.3859 0.04098 241 168 53 20
413 Glad to see you've got your head out of your ass, for a change. 1.3859 0.04222 241 171 47 23
414 Right there is perfect. 1.3859 0.03925 241 164 61 16
415 It’s always in the last place you look. 1.3854 0.04334 205 141 49 15
416 No one could hide 11000 votes in there so stop it. 1.3854 0.04704 205 148 35 22
417 I liked it better in the den. 1.3853 0.04086 231 159 55 17
418 This wouldn't have happened if you would have been socially distancing. 1.3850 0.04425 213 150 44 19
419 Do you want a hammer..or maybe first a chair and a whip? 1.3849 0.04247 239 170 46 23
420 He said I looked like Donald Jr. just before he closed his mouth on me. 1.3846 0.04837 182 129 36 17
421 Hold it right there while I get my camera. 1.3843 0.04015 229 156 58 15
422 You can come out, Harold. The Johnsons have gone. 1.3842 0.04473 203 142 44 17
423 It just jumps out at you, doesn’t it? 1.3842 0.04748 190 135 37 18
424 He wants you to let go first 1.3839 0.04268 224 157 48 19
425 Well it's as good of a time as it will ever be: I want a divorce. 1.3839 0.04352 211 147 47 17
426 Let's hope that he also bit off more than he can chew. 1.3836 0.04432 219 156 42 21
427 It’s an improvement. Normally, your head is up the other end 1.3836 0.04479 219 157 40 22
428 Not the kind of trophy husband I was thinking of. 1.3835 0.04736 206 150 33 23
429 Stay calm, dear. He’s just teething. 1.3834 0.04518 193 134 44 15
430 But even if it is rated N95, you have it on backwards. 1.3833 0.04354 240 174 40 26
431 Speak up, Harold, or has the cat got your tongue? 1.3833 0.04227 227 159 49 19
432 Wow, so not just gift-horses then." 1.3832 0.04458 214 152 42 20
433 Stop decorating. It’s consuming you. 1.3832 0.04256 214 148 50 16
434 That's not what I meant when I said, "Keep your head in the game", dear. 1.3832 0.04408 214 151 44 19
435 Higher 1.3830 0.04900 188 136 32 20
436 Wow, this completely revolutionizes 'cat got your tongue'! 1.3830 0.04663 188 132 40 16
437 Can you hear the ocean? 1.3829 0.04480 222 160 39 23
438 I love it, but you're consumed by it 1.3829 0.04388 222 158 43 21
439 When you told me you were being headhunted, this was not what I pictured. 1.3828 0.04534 209 149 40 20
440 Well it’s a change to having your head up your Ass 1.3828 0.04483 209 148 42 19
441 Let me help you - the insurance company would never believe you died this way. 1.3827 0.04409 196 135 47 14
442 Don’t walk away from me with your head in a stuffed lion’s mouth when I’m talking to you, mister! 1.3825 0.04815 183 130 36 17
443 What made you think your keys were in there in the first place? 1.3825 0.04689 183 128 40 15
444 Can't wait to watch you hang the hippopotamus. 1.3825 0.04412 217 154 43 20
445 When art imitates life. 1.3825 0.04460 217 155 41 21
446 Oh, Frank, the people at 911 are not going to believe this... again! 1.3825 0.04214 217 150 51 16
447 What’s the matter honey? Cat got your tongue? 1.3824 0.04769 204 149 32 23
448 ... which reminds me: We need to get more cat food. 1.3822 0.04205 225 157 50 18
449 I can't make out what you're saying. But. it's still not straight. 1.3822 0.04252 225 158 48 19
450 It's still not level. 1.3820 0.04103 233 162 53 18
451 Go ahead and mansplain your way out of this one, Tom. 1.3819 0.04644 199 142 38 19
452 It's safe now, Frank, he's down at Mar-a-Lago." 1.3819 0.04533 199 140 42 17
453 No! It's okay! Trump lost. 1.3817 0.04879 186 134 33 19
454 Can't hear you honey. Put down my what? 1.3816 0.04245 207 142 51 14
455 I think he wants to go back to the den. 1.3815 0.04235 249 180 43 26
456 Is this irony or coincidence? I always get confused. 1.3814 0.04616 194 137 40 17
457 Maybe a little more to the left. 1.3814 0.04136 215 147 54 14
458 I’ll call 911, but first I need the passcode to your brokerage account. 1.3814 0.04066 236 164 54 18
459 You’re right, it really does look lifelike. 1.3812 0.04484 202 142 43 17
460 "A little higher and to the right, dear." 1.3812 0.04484 202 142 43 17
461 Honey,how many times do I have to tell you.? You're not going to find any 'missing votes'. 1.3810 0.04702 189 134 38 17
462 Did you find your phone? 1.3810 0.04310 210 146 48 16
463 I told you not to call me your trophy wife. 1.3807 0.04443 218 156 41 21
464 Perhaps we should have opted for the watercolor. 1.3807 0.04564 197 139 41 17
465 This is so typical of you. Dennis. Your head's in it but not your heart. 1.3807 0.04818 176 124 37 15
466 That's what happened to my last husband. 1.3805 0.04047 226 155 56 15
467 You’ll have to speak up. 1.3805 0.04383 205 143 46 16
468 Awww, he likes you... 1.3804 0.04916 184 133 32 19
469 Does it smell like irony in there? 1.3803 0.04369 213 150 45 18
470 The head in the lion’s mouth trick is impressive at the circus because the lion is still alive, honey. 1.3798 0.04495 208 148 41 19
471 No wallet, but I did find my keys. 1.3796 0.04121 216 148 54 14
472 I told you his eyes seemed to follow me. 1.3796 0.04068 216 147 56 13
473 DID YOU HEAR ME... I SAID MY MOTHER’s COMING TO STAY FOR A FEW WEEKS “ 1.3796 0.04472 216 155 40 21
474 Payback's a bitch, huh Ralph? 1.3796 0.04375 216 153 44 19
475 He didn't appreciate you calling me a trophy wife! 1.3796 0.04423 216 154 42 20
476 I’d help, but I’m allergic to cats. 1.3796 0.04165 245 175 47 23
477 Oh, I forgot to tell you – don’t stand too close to that. 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
478 Keep your head in the game, Jack. 1.3793 0.05057 174 126 30 18
479 That reminds me; dinner's ready Dear 1.3793 0.04574 203 145 39 19
480 Who’s the trophy now? 1.3793 0.04356 203 141 47 15
481 Get used to it! Trump lost! 1.3791 0.04548 211 152 38 21
482 And here I thought you said you were caught in a lie! 1.3791 0.04548 211 152 38 21
483 Face it, Fritz. Lion tamers can't work from home. 1.3791 0.04695 211 155 32 24
484 That’s not what I meant when I told you to ‘...get your head in the game’! 1.3790 0.04379 219 156 43 20
485 Cat got your tongue? 1.3789 0.04741 190 136 36 18
486 No, Roger, I don't want to smell it. 1.3789 0.04857 190 138 32 20
487 You're right --- it is very lifelike. 1.3789 0.04500 190 132 44 14
488 Not in there. I already looked. 1.3789 0.04446 227 165 38 24
489 Looks like he's also king of apartment 12-C. 1.3788 0.04657 198 142 37 19
490 Karma Robert! That’s exactly what karma feels like! 1.3786 0.04419 206 145 44 17
491 You're on your own. 911 hung up. 1.3786 0.04419 206 145 44 17
492 You can come out now. Your mother is gone. 1.3785 0.04402 214 152 43 19
493 Do I tell the 911 operator you literally put your head in the mouth of a lion?" 1.3783 0.03996 230 158 57 15
494 You know, I think this makes the room seem much too dark. 1.3782 0.04800 193 140 33 20
495 You're choking him! 1.3782 0.04856 193 141 31 21
496 THAT, Jungle Jim, is what we call karma. 1.3781 0.04496 201 142 42 17
497 That explains the scratches, but why was the lion wearing lipstick? 1.3781 0.04496 201 142 42 17
498 It’s still not level, Jerry. 1.3781 0.04440 201 141 44 16
499 Frank, just line up the teeth with the blue tape 1.3780 0.04070 246 174 51 21
500 Oh dear, the same thing happened to my last three husbands.” 1.3780 0.04629 209 152 35 22
501 It would be the last time Martha drank absinthe on a first date. 1.3780 0.04528 209 150 39 20
502 You're mumbling,Stanley. Did you say "Call 911" or "Pick up some shrimp from Wegmans"? 1.3780 0.04267 209 145 49 15
503 Good thing you didn't get one featuring the rear end of the Lion. 1.3777 0.04231 233 166 46 21
504 Wrong pussy -George” 1.3777 0.05231 188 143 19 26
505 I knew this hobby would consume you... 1.3775 0.04074 249 177 50 22
506 I knew chasing these guys around with a rifle would come back to bite you! 1.3775 0.04393 204 143 45 16
507 Honey, every time I drink Merlot you look more handsome. 1.3774 0.04329 212 149 46 17
508 The guests will be here any moment. Should I tell them you have a headache? 1.3773 0.04266 220 155 47 18
509 Did you find my cell phone? 1.3773 0.04314 220 156 45 19
510 So, who is 'King of the Jungle' now? 1.3772 0.04386 228 165 40 23
511 You hunted him. You killed him. You stuffed him. Did you have to taunt him?" 1.3772 0.04252 228 162 46 20
512 That’s not how you get to Narnia. 1.3771 0.04277 236 170 43 23
513 Guess it's your turn to feed the cat. 1.3770 0.04617 183 128 41 14
514 I think I like it better over the fireplace, honey. 1.3770 0.04617 183 128 41 14
515 C'mon Gary! Let him know you're the Alpha! 1.3770 0.04419 191 132 46 13
516 That was funny the first time 1.3769 0.04296 199 137 49 13
517 I knew that would come back to bite you. 1.3769 0.04637 199 143 37 19
518 Why don't I just get the stud finder from the garage? 1.3767 0.04532 215 156 37 22
519 You could've asked me to scratch your shoulder. 1.3767 0.04225 223 157 48 18
520 I wish you had consulted me before buying anything at Don Jr.'s yard sale. 1.3767 0.04272 223 158 46 19
521 When you do see the hook be sure you’re centered. 1.3765 0.04118 255 184 46 25
522 The taxidermist really brought this piece to life! 1.3765 0.03966 255 180 54 21
523 Go deeper! There is a gag reflex. I know. 1.3763 0.04890 194 143 29 22
524 John, you have it on backwards! 1.3763 0.04835 194 142 31 21
525 Don’t fight it, John. Just tell me I was right and he’ll let go. 1.3762 0.04532 202 144 40 18
526 Up a little. No down. Down. To the right.Your right. Your righ...ughh, honey are you even listening to me??!! 1.3762 0.04478 202 143 42 17
527 He normally doesn't like people! 1.3761 0.04292 218 154 46 18
528 Hold this. I'll get the whip. 1.3761 0.04390 218 156 42 20
529 Now can I go get the level? 1.3757 0.04814 189 137 33 19
530 It wants to be over the fireplace. 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
531 Yet I again I have to tell you that your head is in the wrong place. 1.3756 0.04614 197 141 38 18
532 Now just straighten it, Herb. 1.3756 0.04376 205 144 45 16
533 You're the one who said the decor was too tame. 1.3756 0.04376 205 144 45 16
534 That stunt was more impressive when it was alive. 1.3756 0.04463 213 153 40 20
535 I thought we were going out for a bite. 1.3756 0.04152 221 154 51 16
536 If you step back, you'll see it's still crooked. 1.3756 0.04440 221 160 39 22
537 I'm not coming out until you put on a mask, Linda! 1.3750 0.04462 192 134 44 14
538 You always get in over your head no matter what it is. 1.3750 0.04757 192 139 34 19
539 OK, so maybe the "eye level" rule won't work here. 1.3750 0.04400 192 133 46 13
540 Just a little higher. 1.3750 0.04161 224 157 50 17
541 Maybe the Siegfried and Roy estate sale wasn't the best idea? 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
542 Not so tough without your gun, are ya honey. 1.3744 0.04459 203 144 42 17
543 Hold still while I get the camera. 1.3744 0.04531 195 138 41 16
544 Hey, can you hear the ocean? 1.3744 0.04531 195 138 41 16
545 In the jungle,the mighty jungle,the lion eats tonight.... 1.3744 0.04589 195 139 39 17
546 If you don't want to hear how my day was, just say so! 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
547 The Lion eats tonight. 1.3743 0.04838 171 121 36 14
548 This is worse than hunting with Dick Cheney. 1.3739 0.04137 222 155 51 16
549 Well, if it isn't king of the bungle. 1.3739 0.04423 222 161 39 22
550 The lion didn’t eat your glasses, Ted, you left them on the bathroom sink. 1.3738 0.04346 214 152 44 18
551 I would help, but I’m allergic to cats. 1.3738 0.04412 206 146 43 17
552 Are you listening to me?!?! 1.3738 0.04304 206 144 47 15
553 This is why your taxidermist made you sign a waiver. 1.3738 0.04135 206 141 53 12
554 I guess this is an improvement over where mother usually thinks your head is up. 1.3738 0.04622 206 150 35 21
555 Are you listening? It's still crooked. 1.3737 0.04424 198 139 44 15
556 A little to the left, George. ...George? ...George? 1.3737 0.04595 198 142 38 18
557 The taxidermist said he was very lifelike. 1.3737 0.04492 190 133 43 14
558 No, his right not yours. 1.3737 0.04734 190 137 35 18
559 You took his pride first, Hon. 1.3737 0.04367 190 131 47 12
560 Just a little lower. 1.3736 0.04694 182 129 38 15
561 Let me know if you find your pride up there 1.3734 0.04124 241 172 48 21
562 You should have bought the singing bass. 1.3733 0.04253 217 153 47 17
563 He's been waiting for this ever since the day you shot him! 1.3732 0.04471 209 150 40 19
564 That is not how you give head! 1.3732 0.04522 209 151 38 20
565 Turns out you both have poor taste. 1.3732 0.04572 209 152 36 21
566 Oh, my darling, the lion eats tonight. 1.3731 0.04737 193 140 34 19
567 Spend the money,I said. Use a professional taxidermist,I said. 1.3730 0.04576 185 130 41 14
568 You're right. It does play "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" when you get close enough. 1.3728 0.04291 228 164 43 21
569 I always feel good art pulls you into the landscape. 1.3727 0.04451 220 160 38 22
570 Perfect! Let’s leave it like that. 1.3727 0.04161 220 154 50 16
571 Told you he’d like the other wall better. 1.3726 0.04055 212 145 55 12
572 I told you its eyes were following you across the room. 1.3725 0.04387 204 144 44 16
573 Better than where you used to stick it.. 1.3724 0.04627 196 141 37 18
574 I knew Groupon taxidermy was a bad idea. 1.3724 0.04454 196 138 43 15
575 Even though he’s stuffed, it looks like he made room for dessert. 1.3722 0.04859 180 130 33 17
576 Funny. When you brought it home, I thought it was fake. 1.3722 0.04389 180 123 47 10
577 No honey, Narnia is through the wardrobe. 1.3722 0.04313 223 160 43 20
578 Well, now you can brag at work about being head hunted. 1.3721 0.04954 172 124 32 16
579 Lucky for you it's not his tail hanging there! 1.3721 0.04329 215 153 44 18
580 Your mask is on backwards. 1.3719 0.04520 199 142 40 17
581 All right, all right. I'll ask mom not to come. 1.3719 0.04229 199 137 50 12
582 Should I be impressed or call for help? 1.3719 0.04630 199 144 36 19
583 Not fun being a trophy husband, is it? 1.3717 0.04654 191 137 37 17
584 Still crooked. What’s wrong with you? 1.3716 0.04543 183 128 42 13
585 Can you see the hook? 1.3716 0.04737 183 131 36 16
586 Quick! Get the whip and chair! 1.3716 0.03926 218 148 59 11
587 Stop complaining and be glad we hung this end 1.3713 0.04738 202 149 31 22
588 He's not hungry enough to eat you—he's already stuffed! 1.3713 0.04580 202 146 37 19
589 I told you it would come back to bite you. 1.3713 0.04471 202 144 41 17
590 I asked you the center it, not enter it! 1.3710 0.04195 221 156 48 17
591 Why couldn't you just put on a lampshade, like the other guests? 1.3710 0.04195 221 156 48 17
592 Hold on dear; I’ll go get the spray bottle. 1.3710 0.04555 186 131 41 14
593 Next time, pick "truth." 1.3710 0.04923 186 137 29 20
594 Need any help with that? 1.3709 0.04356 213 152 43 18
595 Now you're too high on the left. 1.3709 0.04407 213 153 41 19
596 Where is your pride? 1.3709 0.04148 213 148 51 14
597 Is this a big game to you? 1.3708 0.04896 178 129 32 17
598 It looks better without you. 1.3707 0.04530 205 148 38 19
599 I told you going on that safari would come back to bite you. 1.3707 0.04530 205 148 38 19
600 The remote is on the couch, Henry. 1.3707 0.04423 205 146 42 17
601 Honey, it's still not level. 1.3706 0.04994 170 123 31 16
602 I told you this hobby was going to come back to bite you someday. 1.3706 0.04707 170 119 39 12
603 That's perfect 1.3706 0.04256 197 136 49 12
604 l said you should call the handyman, but no. 1.3706 0.04133 197 134 53 10
605 Now I remember how my dream ended! 1.3706 0.04493 197 140 41 16
606 You just can’t get used to being a RETIRED dentist. 1.3706 0.04663 197 143 35 19
607 The right corner needs to come up at least an inch. 1.3705 0.04435 224 164 37 23
608 A little higher and to the left, Dear. 1.3704 0.04566 189 134 40 15
609 You bought it. You deal with it. 1.3704 0.04262 216 153 46 17
610 There you go again, consumed by your work. 1.3702 0.04377 208 148 43 17
611 I told you we should have gotten the antelope. 1.3702 0.04642 181 128 39 14
612 Well, if it wasn't stuffed already, it soon will be. 1.3702 0.04575 181 127 41 13
613 Careful! You’re scratching the wall! 1.3700 0.04501 200 143 40 17
614 A little higher...higher...Perfect! Now don't move. 1.3700 0.04556 200 144 38 18
615 Do you want me to get the WD-40 again? 1.3699 0.04721 173 122 38 13
616 Should I call 911 or the taxidermist? 1.3699 0.03935 246 173 55 18
617 It's tilted. 1.3699 0.03674 246 167 67 12
618 And you said he was cowardly... 1.3698 0.04330 192 133 47 12
619 Don't worry, you'll come out like a lamb. 1.3698 0.04575 192 137 39 16
620 What's the matter honey, cat got your head? 1.3698 0.04515 192 136 41 15
621 Warmer 1.3697 0.04064 211 145 54 12
622 Tilt your head just a bit to the left, dear. 1.3695 0.04397 203 144 43 16
623 The best part is Amazon offers free return shipping if you don't like it! 1.3695 0.04170 203 140 51 12
624 I told you karma's a bitch. 1.3694 0.04370 222 161 40 21
625 Kind of a delayed response, wouldn't you say? 1.3693 0.04934 176 128 31 17
626 You're off by a whisker. 1.3693 0.04733 176 125 37 14
627 They really are patient hunters. 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
628 I told you that one would come back to bite you. 1.3690 0.04535 187 132 41 14
629 I said use your HEAD - not USE your head. 1.3690 0.04782 187 136 33 18
630 Perfect! Now don’t move an inch. 1.3689 0.04459 206 148 40 18
631 You should be able to see the hook now. 1.3689 0.04459 206 148 40 18
632 I told you he preferred the wall facing the window. 1.3687 0.04417 198 140 43 15
633 Well, Stan, maybe he just got tired of hearing you say "I've never been a cat person." 1.3687 0.04358 198 139 45 14
634 Circle of life." 1.3684 0.04726 190 138 34 18
635 I think you’re wearing it backwards. 1.3684 0.04286 228 165 42 21
636 It's leaning a bit to the right. 1.3684 0.04422 190 133 44 13
637 Don't turn your back on me and shove your head in the lion while we are arguing! 1.3684 0.04546 190 135 40 15
638 Just remember this experience if you ever start thinking of me as a trophy wife. 1.3682 0.04804 201 150 28 23
639 I'm wrong. I thought your obsession with big game hunting was going to bite you in the ass. 1.3681 0.04938 182 134 29 19
640 I told you, he wants to be over the mantelpiece! 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
641 That story gets wilder every time you reënact it. 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
642 Ooooh! It's so interesting when karma and irony overlap. 1.3679 0.04729 193 141 33 19
643 I told you we should have bought the singing fish. 1.3676 0.04434 204 146 41 17
644 Why do you always make the simplest tasks seem difficult? 1.3676 0.03976 253 181 51 21
645 I told you we should have gotten the singing fish instead. 1.3676 0.04694 185 133 36 16
646 On the other hand, maybe he did take it personally 1.3674 0.04272 215 153 45 17
647 I'm ready to talk. Are you ready to come out? 1.3673 0.04840 196 146 28 22
648 No, I said swallow YOUR pride! 1.3671 0.04493 207 150 38 19
649 Wow, he really played the long game. 1.3671 0.04597 207 152 34 21
650 There! My head's in the game. Are you happy, Susan? 1.3670 0.04640 188 135 37 16
651 The taxidermist really captured the moment. 1.3670 0.04520 218 161 34 23
652 That’s not what I meant when I said ‘feed the cat’. 1.3668 0.04678 199 146 33 20
653 Your pride always gets in the way. 1.3668 0.04340 199 140 45 14
654 Well keep looking. My tuna sandwich just didn't vanish into thin air". 1.3668 0.04623 199 145 35 19
655 Looks like the cat's got more than your tongue! 1.3667 0.04182 210 147 49 14
656 Nope, that's not the safe word. 1.3667 0.04290 210 149 45 16
657 Looks like you really have your head in the game. 1.3667 0.04914 180 132 30 18
658 And you accused me of biting your head off. 1.3667 0.04497 210 153 37 20
659 Is it too late for the chair and the whip? 1.3665 0.04526 191 136 40 15
660 Well, now you've both lost your pride. 1.3665 0.04646 191 138 36 17
661 Honey, your time is up. It's my turn now. 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
662 Aren't you supposed to kill them first? 1.3662 0.04247 213 151 46 16
663 I told you he didn’t look dead 1.3662 0.04400 213 154 40 19
664 What's that, dear? Cat got your tongue? 1.3662 0.04450 213 155 38 20
665 There you are! I thought he was coughing up a fur ball. 1.3661 0.04665 183 131 37 15
666 Just be happy you're not on the other side of the wall. 1.3661 0.04600 183 130 39 14
667 Cut the drama Donald! 1.3661 0.04467 183 128 43 12
668 Yes, I said "dinner's ready," but I was talking to HIM..." 1.3661 0.04383 224 164 38 22
669 It was funnier the first time. 1.3660 0.04476 194 138 41 15
670 That's what you get for hunting with Don, Jr ! 1.3660 0.04594 194 140 37 17
671 130 million views so far. Was it truly worth the effort? 1.3660 0.03967 235 165 54 16
672 What did you expect when you kept calling him cowardly, Stan? 1.3657 0.04949 175 128 30 17
673 Still think you’re top of the food chain Ron? 1.3657 0.04815 175 126 34 15
674 Oh sure. Why not use the cheap taxidermist? 1.3656 0.04340 227 166 39 22
675 Well, so much for "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." 1.3656 0.04062 227 160 51 16
676 I thought it was elephants who never forget. 1.3656 0.04673 186 134 36 16
677 It's still a little crooked. 1.3655 0.04309 197 138 46 13
678 It's not as much fun without the rifle, is it? 1.3655 0.04655 197 144 34 19
679 I'm not crazy! His eyes were following me when I walked around the room. 1.3655 0.04309 197 138 46 13
680 If you want my honest opinion, I think it's more of a conversation piece like this. 1.3655 0.04427 197 140 42 15
681 She'll only be here 3 days George 1.3655 0.04655 197 144 34 19
682 you always do that when you want to change the subject 1.3652 0.04481 178 124 43 11
683 Get your head out of the game! 1.3652 0.04888 178 130 31 17
684 Keep going and you’ll have your head up his ass, too. 1.3652 0.04952 178 131 29 18
685 I have to say it, Bernard, spying on the neighbours through a lion’s anus is one of your less attractive traits. 1.3651 0.04798 189 139 31 19
686 He's gonna have one heck of a hairball. 1.3650 0.04437 200 143 41 16
687 In the jungle, the concrete jungle, the lion bites tonight. 1.3650 0.04604 200 146 35 19
688 You've always wanted to be lionized. 1.3650 0.04437 200 143 41 16
689 OK, fine. I'll scratch your back. 1.3650 0.04264 200 140 47 13
690 You’re my favorite trophy husband. 1.3649 0.04222 222 159 45 18
691 What? Cat's got your tongue! 1.3647 0.05054 170 125 28 17
692 Don't move while I get my cell phone! 1.3646 0.04764 181 131 34 16
693 Is this how you are going to behave every time my mother plans a visit? 1.3646 0.04289 181 124 48 9
694 Narnia is through the wardrobe, not the lion! 1.3646 0.04567 192 138 38 16
695 Try to make it look like natural selection. 1.3645 0.04500 203 147 38 18
696 How would the car keys even get in there? 1.3645 0.04162 203 141 50 12
697 You've got it on backwards. 1.3645 0.04017 214 148 54 12
698 You have successfully proven your masculinity, dumbness, and wealth at the same time. 1.3644 0.04088 236 169 48 19
699 No, it's still crooked. 1.3642 0.04340 173 118 47 8
700 You’ll never be the trophy husband. 1.3641 0.04447 184 129 43 12
701 I guess he was sick of your manesplaining 1.3641 0.04643 184 132 37 15
702 Maybe, just maybe, it doesn't want to be moved? 1.3641 0.04514 184 130 41 13
703 What made you think he was dead? 1.3641 0.04744 195 144 31 20
704 That's karma for you. 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
705 Should I call the doctor or the taxidermist? 1.3641 0.04086 195 133 53 9
706 See?...grabbing pussy has consequences. 1.3641 0.04688 195 143 33 19
707 Apparently he's king of our living room, too. 1.3641 0.04632 195 142 35 18
708 You're weaing it backwards. 1.3641 0.04344 206 147 43 16
709 Don’t worry. He’s all bite, no digestive system. 1.3641 0.04810 206 156 25 25
710 Oh I see you’ve met my first trophy husband.” 1.3641 0.04234 206 145 47 14
711 This is worse than the time with the Goya painting. 1.3641 0.04120 206 143 51 12
712 Looks like the cat's got your tongue, head, and neck! 1.3641 0.04339 217 157 41 19
713 Don't worry, if he bites if off, I'll have it mouned! 1.3641 0.04484 217 160 35 22
714 Wait, I got to post this! 1.3636 0.03750 242 167 62 13
715 I knew this will come back to bite us one day! 1.3636 0.04590 187 134 38 15
716 And then we’ll mount the head-up-your-ass version on the opposite wall. 1.3636 0.04508 209 153 36 20
717 One word, Bill: karma! 1.3636 0.04655 176 125 38 13
718 It's weird how the eyes seem to follow you around the room. 1.3632 0.04203 212 150 47 15
719 It wasn't funny the first time, Howard. 1.3632 0.04096 212 148 51 13
720 Why won’t you talk to me? Cat got your tongue? 1.3632 0.04511 212 156 35 21
721 The taxidermist did say it’s too soon to hang him. 1.3632 0.04187 201 140 49 12
722 Oh, but the singing bass was "too creepy." 1.3632 0.04530 201 146 37 18
723 I said try to tame it...not frame it! 1.3632 0.04777 190 140 31 19
724 You should have just been satisfied having a trophy wife. 1.3631 0.04734 179 129 35 15
725 Marvin, is it important that his eyes have opened? 1.3631 0.04734 179 129 35 15
726 I told you to buy the singing bass instead. 1.3628 0.04118 226 161 48 17
727 I’d be pissed too if you kept telling everyone how you bagged me on safari when you actually bought me on eBay. 1.3628 0.04162 215 152 48 15
728 And now, a big toast to karma. 1.3628 0.04561 215 160 32 23
729 Honey, your days at the top of the food chain are over. 1.3627 0.04588 204 150 34 20
730 Honey, I told you not to wear the zebra print tie to the party. Hurry up and play dead so we don't miss the appetizers. 1.3627 0.04547 193 139 38 16
731 Honey, the first time was an accident, but now I'm beginning to wonder. 1.3627 0.04365 193 136 44 13
732 No, leave it that way. I'm enjoying the silence. 1.3627 0.04365 193 136 44 13
733 You can come out now, honey -- Biden has been inaugurated. 1.3627 0.04487 193 138 40 15
734 Doc said that the grip may loosen after a few days 1.3627 0.04606 193 140 36 17
735 That's not what I meant by using your head. 1.3627 0.04427 193 137 42 14
736 Are you still looking for the hook dear? 1.3626 0.04410 182 127 44 11
737 That’s not level 1.3626 0.04546 182 129 40 13
738 Hit its nose, Charles! Hit its nose! 1.3626 0.04448 171 118 44 9
739 Daniel, move that lion to the den. 1.3624 0.03838 229 158 59 12
740 And you said you didn't believe in karma.... 1.3622 0.04438 196 140 41 15
741 I ssid, "We have to wait in LINE for the vaccine." 1.3622 0.04668 196 144 33 19
742 Honey, no one is buying it. You’re going to have to talk to our guests. 1.3622 0.04438 196 140 41 15
743 I’ve heard of “cat got your tongue?”,but this is ridiculous. 1.3622 0.04554 196 142 37 17
744 Fred,relax. It means he likes you. 1.3622 0.04293 185 128 47 10
745 Honey, I know you miss it. But the circus is over. You're an accountant now. 1.3622 0.04428 185 130 43 12
746 Did you actually see the death certificate? 1.3622 0.04293 185 128 47 10
747 You’re loosening the teeth. Don’t loosen the teeth. 1.3622 0.04494 185 131 41 13
748 Honey, do you have a minute? 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
749 An inch to the left. 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
750 To be fair, you did yell "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!?" 1.3620 0.04327 221 161 40 20
751 I wondered why it had so many estate-sale stickers on it. 1.3619 0.04283 210 150 44 16
752 Bring it up just a whisker on the right 1.3617 0.04631 188 136 36 16
753 Congratulations, Larry. You’ve finally been lionized. 1.3617 0.04812 188 139 30 19
754 Leo! Quit playing with your food! 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
755 Hey honey,you've been so quiet tonight. What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? 1.3617 0.04569 188 135 38 15
756 I guess, he can’t let bygones be. 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
757 Wouldn't YOU be in a bad mood if your backside were dangling out a wall fifty feet above street level? 1.3617 0.04631 188 136 36 16
758 Maybe the bear skin rug would have been a better choice. 1.3617 0.04692 188 137 34 17
759 The cat got more than your tongue this time,Greg 1.3616 0.04902 177 130 30 17
760 Look, I'm sorry I called you my trophy husband! 1.3616 0.04902 177 130 30 17
761 After Harry’s accident, I decided it would be cheaper to just stuff and mount them both. 1.3614 0.04565 202 148 35 19
762 Don't be so dramatic, Roscoe! My mom will only be here for five days. 1.3613 0.04456 191 136 41 14
763 Can you see the nail now? 1.3611 0.04777 180 131 33 16
764 I told you not to talk politics with him! 1.3611 0.04712 180 130 35 15
765 I doubt the keys are there 1.3611 0.04298 180 124 47 9
766 Oh, cut the melodrama - just because you decided not to drink for a month 1.3611 0.04510 180 127 41 12
767 Let's go see the wizard, looks like somebody needs a brain. 1.3608 0.04527 194 140 38 16
768 Can you not do be doing that when Ray and Gina arrive? 1.3608 0.04408 194 138 42 14
769 Enough with the guilt trip. 1.3608 0.04222 194 135 48 11
770 I like it Harold. It speaks to me in many ways. 1.3607 0.04525 183 130 40 13
771 It was a good idea not to hang his hind quarters. 1.3606 0.04520 208 153 35 20
772 Try spitting out the tuna sandwich." 1.3604 0.04178 197 137 49 11
773 Are you sure this is the entrance to Narnia? 1.3602 0.04158 211 149 48 14
774 Wasn't a trophy wife enough? 1.3602 0.04522 211 156 34 21
775 Payback is a bitch, Harold. 1.3600 0.03980 225 158 53 14
776 Yup, I can see the nail? 1.3600 0.04314 200 142 44 14
777 Don't struggle, dear, they can sense irony! 1.3600 0.04451 175 122 43 10
778 Bob, you're overthinking where to hang the lion head. It's starting to consume you. 1.3600 0.04873 175 128 31 16
779 Okay! So MGM fired you! Do you have to be so dramatic? 1.3600 0.04372 200 143 42 15
780 It certainly makes the room come alive. 1.3600 0.04486 200 145 38 17
781 You had one job, Harry. 1.3600 0.04940 175 129 29 17
782 On second thought, you can keep it. 1.3598 0.04118 214 151 49 14
783 Why does everything have to be so dramatic with you? 1.3598 0.04295 189 132 46 11
784 If you pretend you're dead he'll spit you out. 1.3598 0.04549 189 136 38 15
785 I thought it was odd how he licked his lips earlier. 1.3596 0.04270 203 144 45 14
786 I told you you were letting yourself get consumed by that thing. 1.3596 0.04326 203 145 43 15
787 My God, it's regurgitating a man. 1.3594 0.04618 192 140 35 17
788 I still hear my phone vibrating... I just don't see it yet. Call it again will ya! 1.3594 0.04437 192 137 41 14
789 It will keep people away but you should still use an N-95. 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
790 I TOLD you the eyes were watching us! 1.3592 0.04337 206 148 42 16
791 I call this one "Swallow Your Pride." 1.3591 0.04489 181 128 41 12
792 So silent. Cat got your tongue? 1.3591 0.04489 181 128 41 12
793 Now, a little to the left . . . 1.3590 0.04449 195 140 40 15
794 It has waited years for this moment 1.3590 0.04680 195 144 32 19
795 Are you still glad you killed it? 1.3590 0.03877 195 131 58 6
796 I wonder what would've happened if you had chosen 'tails.' 1.3590 0.04624 195 143 34 18
797 That's why you're supposed to have the whip. 1.3590 0.04141 195 135 50 10
798 Impressive, but covid masks should also be practical. 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
799 That’ll teach you to bite MY head off! 1.3587 0.04102 223 159 48 16
800 What do you think this is, a big game? 1.3587 0.04438 184 130 42 12
801 A little to the right ... no HIS right. 1.3586 0.04628 198 146 33 19
802 It's not his fault, he was framed! 1.3584 0.04843 173 126 32 15
803 At least your head's not up your ... 1.3584 0.04843 173 126 32 15
804 Really Martin? Again? 1.3584 0.04773 173 125 34 14
805 To be honest, this way is more realistic. 1.3583 0.04454 187 133 41 13
806 Karma always finds a way. 1.3583 0.04581 187 135 37 15
807 I told you we should’ve gone with the moose! 1.3582 0.04577 201 148 34 19
808 Remind me, in hunting does this mean the score is tied? 1.3582 0.04354 201 144 42 15
809 My husband, king of the bungle. 1.3581 0.04409 215 158 37 20
810 It's more impressive when they're alive... 1.3580 0.04916 176 130 29 17
811 I did not see that coming. 1.3579 0.04404 190 135 42 13
812 Wouldn’t it just be simpler to buy a mask? 1.3579 0.04467 190 136 40 14
813 Obviously the lion does not sleep tonight. 1.3578 0.04195 204 144 47 13
814 Heavens, Harrison. Don’t be so dramatic. 1.3578 0.04063 218 154 50 14
815 Hey, don’t put that filthy thing in your mouth! 1.3576 0.04935 165 120 31 14
816 It's not the same, Ed. Clyde Beatty used real lions. 1.3575 0.04920 179 133 28 18
817 Oh, Honey, if only you could see this... The taxidermist really managed to capture your final moments. 1.3575 0.04920 179 133 28 18
818 I told you that belonged in the den. 1.3575 0.04479 193 139 39 15
819 Harry, can you see the nail, yet? 1.3575 0.04319 207 149 42 16
820 Have you found the nail? 1.3575 0.04373 207 150 40 17
821 Now bring the right corner up just a tad 1.3575 0.04153 207 146 48 13
822 I think a little to the left. 1.3571 0.04536 182 130 39 13
823 Ed, the gallery did say the piece would eventually really grab us. 1.3571 0.04328 210 152 41 17
824 Harold, I found your glasses; they’re out in the kitchen. 1.3571 0.04400 182 128 43 11
825 Bad kitty. Bad kitty. 1.3571 0.04469 182 129 41 12
826 And besides that, the expression is never look a gift horse in the mouth. 1.3568 0.04497 199 145 37 17
827 I told you to let me do it. 1.3568 0.04614 185 134 36 15
828 Mr life-of-the-party could’ve stopped at the lampshade. 1.3567 0.04809 171 124 33 14
829 Again, George, just because you can't see me doesn't mean I can't see you. 1.3567 0.04437 171 119 43 9
830 Face it, dear. You're just not cut out to be a trophy husband. 1.3567 0.04809 171 124 33 14
831 It’s kinda what I pictured when we bought it! 1.3567 0.04809 171 124 33 14
832 Is my dogs playing poker painting still tacky now? 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
833 Karma is a bitch, isn't it Don Jr? 1.3564 0.04804 188 140 29 19
834 I told you some of your decisions would come back to bite you. 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
835 Can you blame him?! 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
836 I take it you’re not a cat person. 1.3560 0.04322 191 135 44 12
837 This is not what I meant by game night. 1.3560 0.04630 191 140 34 17
838 First, it's in 'like' a lion and second - it's only February. 1.3559 0.04374 236 178 32 26
839 Karma’s a bitch, Ed. 1.3559 0.05022 177 133 25 19
840 I have always said you were a trophy husband. 1.3559 0.04208 222 161 43 18
841 I warned you that shooting that lion would come back to bite you in the ass, but it looks like I was wrong. 1.3558 0.04564 208 155 32 21
842 Nope. Put it in the den. 1.3557 0.04399 194 139 41 14
843 In the city,the mighty city,the Lion eats tonight 1.3557 0.04636 194 143 33 18
844 Don't be stubborn, Richard. Apologize and he'll let go! 1.3557 0.04519 194 141 37 16
845 Well clearly four picture hanging strips is not enough. 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
846 You'd be mad, too, if someone mounted your head on a wall. 1.3556 0.04636 180 130 36 14
847 Perfect. Leave it right there. 1.3556 0.04702 180 131 34 15
848 It’s still not lioned up. 1.3556 0.04636 180 130 36 14
849 Then what happened? 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
850 A little higher on the right. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
851 Does this mean you don't want wine? 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
852 Harry, I can still see you. 1.3551 0.04267 214 155 42 17
853 I guess now is a good time to tell you, dear. I'm having an affair with your Taxidermist. 1.3550 0.04188 200 141 47 12
854 Where else could you have put your Bitcoin password? 1.3550 0.04421 200 145 39 16
855 Dr. Feinberg told you that it is not helpful to do that when I try to talk to you about how I'm feeling 1.3550 0.04478 200 146 37 17
856 I knew I should have gotten him the singing bass instead. 1.3548 0.04225 217 157 43 17
857 The height looks good--now move about four feet to your right. 1.3548 0.05075 155 113 29 13
858 I'll say it again, Bob. You don't look a gift lion in the mouth. 1.3548 0.04718 186 137 32 17
859 Looks like you both lost your pride now. 1.3547 0.04318 203 146 42 15
860 You always commented on how lifelike it looked. 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
861 You got it all backwards. I said the lyin' is very hard to swallow. 1.3545 0.04478 189 136 39 14
862 Well if it isn't mister what could go wrong on a hunting trip to Narnia. 1.3545 0.04663 189 139 33 17
863 Looks like the tranquilizer wore off. 1.3543 0.04514 175 124 40 11
864 Well I told you not to haggle with the taxidermist. 1.3543 0.04514 175 124 40 11
865 It is disturbing but I’m glad I had you stuffed together. 1.3542 0.04609 192 141 34 17
866 OK,then try clicking “leave the meeting”... 1.3542 0.04609 192 141 34 17
867 I think it needs to be about 8 inches higher. 1.3542 0.04428 192 138 40 14
868 The taxidermist SAID it wasn't quite dead yet, but NOOO, you had to have it today! 1.3542 0.04366 192 137 42 13
869 We'll get you out of there, honey. There's no rush. No rush. At all. 1.3542 0.04175 192 134 48 10
870 Wait, wait, that's it! 1.3539 0.04804 178 131 31 16
871 You can stop looking now George. I found my reading glasses in the cereal cabinet. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
872 Does this mean, you don't want to discuss my mother coming to live with us? 1.3538 0.04558 195 143 35 17
873 Good grief, Lou, that's the third time this week. 1.3538 0.04294 212 154 41 17
874 What's the matter,Harry? The cat got your tongue? 1.3538 0.04241 212 153 43 16
875 I told you that he was perfectly happy where he was. 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
876 Metaphorically speaking : Your head is so in the wrong place! 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
877 That’s not what I meant by giving head. 1.3535 0.04564 198 146 34 18
878 ...Maybe if you put the nail up first?... 1.3535 0.04392 198 143 40 15
879 Revenge is sweet. 1.3533 0.04561 184 133 37 14
880 Whoa. This doesn't bode well for me as "the trophy wife". . . . 1.3533 0.04752 184 136 31 17
881 Nice try but you still need to call your mother. 1.3532 0.04288 201 144 43 14
882 I see you saw your therapist, today. 1.3532 0.04049 201 140 51 10
883 So did you buy it because your head fit perfectly or was that just a bonus? 1.3532 0.03950 218 153 53 12
884 A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh 1.3529 0.04757 187 139 30 18
885 Maybe it's jealous of your trophy wife!? 1.3529 0.04411 204 149 38 17
886 No, honey, this doesn't feel right...let's try the other wall. 1.3529 0.04750 170 123 34 13
887 Even with some wine, the trick isn't as impressive when the lion isn't alive. 1.3529 0.04368 170 118 44 8
888 Hah! More like "Cat got your head?" 1.3526 0.04691 173 125 35 13
889 He's more of an outdoor cat. 1.3526 0.04471 173 122 41 10
890 A bit more to the left.... 1.3524 0.04267 210 152 42 16
891 Who do you want me to call, Harry? The doctor? The taxidermist? I don't think Google's going to help me one little bit. 1.3523 0.04222 193 136 46 11
892 And you say I bite your head off! 1.3523 0.04285 193 137 44 12
893 Your horoscope says 'this will be a very bad day'--how about that! 1.3523 0.04345 176 123 44 9
894 It wasn't funny the first time, Harold. 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
895 Jerry, you're a proctologist, not an ENT. 1.3521 0.04328 213 156 39 18
896 Try tickling his chin. 1.3520 0.04297 179 125 45 9
897 Who d'ya want me call, Harold: the fire department, the vet, or Ringling Brothers? 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
898 Looks good to me. 1.3518 0.04315 199 143 42 14
899 Remember, you fired the first shot. 1.3516 0.04659 182 133 34 15
900 Try to hold on a few more hours--the lion sleeps tonight. 1.3516 0.04526 182 131 38 13
901 Quick! Where's your organ donor card? 1.3516 0.04459 182 130 40 12
902 I guess the same goes for gift lions, too. 1.3516 0.04659 182 133 34 15
903 I told you the Lion didn’t sleep tonight.” 1.3515 0.04694 165 118 36 11
904 C'mon Frank. It's still not level. 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
905 It's the circle of Life Ralph 1.3514 0.04730 185 137 31 17
906 How do you like big game hunting now? 1.3514 0.04273 185 130 45 10
907 Lower. 1.3512 0.04393 205 150 38 17
908 What's wrong? Cat's got your head? 1.3511 0.04552 188 137 36 15
909 Care for a drink to wash him down? 1.3510 0.04348 208 152 39 17
910 You appear to be in the jaws of a dilemma. 1.3509 0.03979 228 163 50 15
911 Nice try, but that’s not going to get you excused from the Zoom call with my parents in 10 minutes. 1.3509 0.04426 171 120 42 9
912 This living room has quickly turned into a dining room. 1.3509 0.04799 171 125 32 14
913 What did you expect, he hasn't eaten for years. 1.3508 0.04376 191 137 41 13
914 It's probably easier to take it off the wall to straighten the nail. 1.3506 0.04524 174 124 39 11
915 What's the matter, Gerald? Cat got your head? 1.3506 0.04945 174 130 27 17
916 I may not know art, dear, but I know what I like. 1.3505 0.04451 194 141 38 15
917 They say it should be hung eye-level for maximum impact! 1.3505 0.04329 194 139 42 13
918 Now who's the trophy wife? 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
919 Honey, I'm not sure what you're trying to show me." 1.3503 0.04518 197 145 35 17
920 I knew you’d let that trophy go to your head. 1.3502 0.04167 217 157 44 16
921 Did you find Narnia yet? 1.3500 0.04355 200 145 40 15
922 Jack, Jack, you got it backwards -- you're supposed to enter through the wardrobe, then find the lion! 1.3500 0.04795 200 153 24 23
923 If this gets any worse, where do you want your head mounted? 1.3500 0.04297 200 144 42 14
924 It's a gift lion, Harold! It's not a horse. 1.3500 0.04580 200 149 32 19
925 When you press the button, it's just supposed to sing "In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle". 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
926 I told you this purchase would come back to bite you 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
927 Still crooked, honey - left side down. 1.3497 0.04439 183 131 40 12
928 Well Donald, looks like that pussy grabbed back. 1.3497 0.04889 183 138 26 19
929 I told you he blinked. 1.3497 0.04567 163 115 39 9
930 Lift up the right side just a touch... 1.3495 0.04265 206 149 42 15
931 O don't know much about art, but I like it! 1.3495 0.04375 206 151 38 17
932 That's one safari I won't soon forget. 1.3495 0.04519 186 135 37 14
933 King of the Jungle, meet King of the Bungle. 1.3494 0.05188 166 126 22 18
934 JIM! Wasn't the Singing Bass enough? 1.3494 0.04973 166 123 28 15
935 Looks like both of you are going to have to swallow your pride. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
936 For God's sake, it's over. Concede! 1.3492 0.04276 189 134 44 11
937 Not again... 1.3492 0.04405 189 136 40 13
938 OH MY GOD!!!! What goes around really DOES come around!!!! 1.3492 0.04209 189 133 46 10
939 Oh hush. I'm sure your mouth doesn't smell so great either. 1.3492 0.04469 189 137 38 14
940 You aren't listening. I said "Higher on the right." 1.3492 0.04469 189 137 38 14
941 You're right. It's way better than the singing fish. 1.3492 0.04469 189 137 38 14
942 You KNOW how he hates being moved... 1.3492 0.04073 189 131 50 8
943 That's not the way to Narnia. 1.3490 0.04481 192 140 37 15
944 I told you not to cheap out on the taxidermy. 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
945 Sometimes you get the pussy and, well, vice versa. 1.3486 0.04151 218 158 44 16
946 Try tickling his nose. 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
947 Tickle its chin! Tickle its chin! 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
948 A little bit to the right. 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
949 Well, the box did say "Interactive Wall Mount"! 1.3486 0.04716 175 128 33 14
950 I didn't mean to LITERALLY use your head... 1.3484 0.04111 221 160 45 16
951 Just because you can't see me, doesn't mean I can't see you. 1.3483 0.04379 178 126 42 10
952 Well think how the lion feels. 1.3483 0.04660 178 130 34 14
953 Have you seen my keys? 1.3483 0.04521 178 128 38 12
954 Sure, you may think it's funny now, but what happens when you get mauled by a real lion in the living room, and nobody pays attention to your cries for help? 1.3483 0.04162 201 143 46 12
955 Honey, it's only a little funnier than the lampshade. 1.3481 0.04258 181 127 45 9
956 No matter where I move his eyes follow me 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
957 I'm cancelling our "Swim With the Sharks" vacation. 1.3480 0.04178 204 146 45 13
958 You should have killed him first. 1.3478 0.04419 184 132 40 12
959 Can you see my phone? 1.3478 0.04616 184 135 34 15
960 It's a little crooked. 1.3476 0.04151 210 151 45 14
961 This will be quite the conversation starter after I have you stuffed. 1.3476 0.04303 187 133 43 11
962 I told you to social distance but do you listen, no. 1.3476 0.04499 187 136 37 14
963 Why are you still eating? You said you were stuffed! 1.3476 0.04784 164 119 33 12
964 It’s from the live auction. 1.3476 0.04625 164 117 37 10
965 Now you know how it feels when I say: “stop biting my head off” 1.3474 0.03945 213 150 52 11
966 I told you we should have gone with the singing fish. 1.3472 0.04276 193 138 43 12
967 Just look what the cat dragged in! 1.3472 0.04212 193 137 45 11
968 Really, Harold, please stop this. None of our guests thinks you’re funny.” 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
969 It's eerie how his eyes follow you no matter where you go! 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
970 I don’t think he likes that spot. 1.3470 0.04185 219 160 42 17
971 A little bit to the left. 1.3469 0.04412 196 143 38 15
972 Quick--before they serve dinner--can you see a price tag? 1.3469 0.04353 196 142 40 14
973 Why are you mumbling? Cat got your tongue? 1.3469 0.04412 196 143 38 15
974 I'd be lion if I said this wasn't kind of funny. 1.3468 0.04752 173 127 32 14
975 I said if you want a vaccine you have to get in LINE, not IN the LION! 1.3468 0.04460 173 123 40 10
976 While that is a touching tribute to both Siegfried and Roy you really need to come to dinner. 1.3468 0.04460 173 123 40 10
977 OK, you win, you do have eyes in the back of your head. 1.3468 0.04384 173 122 42 9
978 Oh, Charles! Do you really think I can't recognize a cry for help? 1.3468 0.04752 173 127 32 14
979 Now the left side is too high. 1.3467 0.04057 225 163 46 16
980 You are a trophy husband after all! 1.3466 0.04830 176 131 29 16
981 You should see what they're doing on the other side of this wall! 1.3466 0.04408 176 125 41 10
982 And you are my trophy husband. 1.3466 0.04481 176 126 39 11
983 It's looking right at me! 1.3466 0.04334 176 124 43 9
984 Oh for God's sake Raymond; just put on a mask and go out! 1.3465 0.04542 202 151 32 19
985 Did you find my earring yet? 1.3464 0.04569 179 130 36 13
986 I'm as surprised as you are. I thought he was stuffed. 1.3464 0.04500 179 129 38 12
987 So, should I assume that the cat got your tongue? 1.3464 0.04638 179 131 34 14
988 Hmmm...still enjoying your Taxidermy of the Month subscription? 1.3464 0.04286 179 126 44 9
989 Should I get the whip from the bedroom? 1.3463 0.04161 205 147 45 13
990 When you are finished, Biden still won the election. 1.3463 0.04330 205 150 39 16
991 Again? 1.3462 0.04393 208 154 36 18
992 It could work as a mask. But you've got it on backwards. 1.3462 0.04649 182 134 33 15
993 Did you forget to feed the cat? 1.3462 0.04449 182 131 39 12
994 Jesus, Harold, can't you use the lampshade like everyone else? 1.3459 0.04399 185 133 40 12
995 So THAT'S what Karma means! 1.3457 0.04786 188 142 27 19
996 I swear, it was a microdose. 1.3457 0.04415 188 136 39 13
997 A little more to the left. No that’s too far, back a bit, back back back. Good. Now up. Higher, higher. There! Just hold it right there while I go down to the basement for the hammer. 1.3455 0.04429 191 139 38 14
998 I told you to stop singing "Wimoweh." 1.3455 0.04987 165 123 27 15
999 It is not intended to be interactive. 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
1000 Just relax dear - it's the circle of life. 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
1001 Guess who got the last word? 1.3455 0.04913 165 122 29 14
1002 Just a little to the left. 1.3454 0.04560 194 144 33 17
1003 I know you don't believe in karma, but how else can you explain this? 1.3454 0.04257 194 139 43 12
1004 Are you still looking for your other arm? 1.3454 0.04441 194 142 37 15
1005 Up just a little on the right 1.3454 0.04789 194 148 25 21
1006 Don't be so dramatic, we all have to go back to the office at some point. 1.3454 0.04441 194 142 37 15
1007 Cat got your tongue dear? 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1008 A little to the right! 1.3452 0.04623 197 148 30 19
1009 Remind you of someone? He continues eating even after being stuffed. 1.3452 0.04623 197 148 30 19
1010 Funny, we were just learning about karma in yoga class. 1.3450 0.04491 171 122 39 10
1011 Not in the living room! The Den! 1.3450 0.04491 171 122 39 10
1012 That's one way to get your head in the game. 1.3450 0.04347 200 146 39 15
1013 I told you it wasn’t a good idea to haggle with the taxidermist. 1.3448 0.04413 203 150 36 17
1014 I told you going on that African safari would come back to bite you! 1.3448 0.04439 174 124 40 10
1015 Frank,are you listening to me? I said a little higher on the right! 1.3447 0.04087 206 147 47 12
1016 Fred, we still need to talk. 1.3447 0.04201 206 149 43 14
1017 Just a little higher....and raise the right side a bit.....Perfect!!! 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
1018 Wow, six years playing possum. 1.3446 0.04873 177 133 27 17
1019 So I guess this room is going to be the lion’s den? 1.3446 0.04460 177 127 39 11
1020 I told you he would get even. 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
1021 I can still see you Gerald. 1.3446 0.04873 177 133 27 17
1022 Karma, Burt. Karma. 1.3444 0.04548 180 131 36 13
1023 Just be honest with your CEO and tell him your lion ate the quarterly financial statement . 1.3444 0.04682 180 133 32 15
1024 I told you I saw hindquarters dangling over Eight Avenue. Who needs glasses now, Glen? 1.3444 0.04682 180 133 32 15
1025 I said, "Swallow your pride, not let your pride swallow you." 1.3443 0.04148 183 128 47 8
1026 Bravo,Edward! It works much better as a piece of performance art. 1.3443 0.04496 183 133 37 13
1027 Do you see any sign of Fluffy? 1.3442 0.04994 154 113 29 12
1028 Congratulations, Mr. DIY taxidermy. 1.3441 0.04510 186 136 36 14
1029 Fascinating! The throat clamp is an instinctual method of subduing, often seen in predatory felids. More wine, dear? 1.3441 0.04445 186 135 38 13
1030 He needs to swallow his pride. 1.3441 0.04574 186 137 34 15
1031 I see the cats got your tongue and everything else that's attached to it 1.3441 0.04637 186 138 32 16
1032 Just a little bit more to the left. 1.3441 0.04510 186 136 36 14
1033 "Move it higher to your right." 1.3439 0.03898 221 157 52 12
1034 Honey, don't scratch the wall! 1.3438 0.04284 192 138 42 12
1035 Can you see the hook now? 1.3438 0.04347 192 139 40 13
1036 Oh, Robert! You've been so quiet! Cat got your tongue? 1.3438 0.04709 192 145 28 19
1037 You see, Steve? While you were focused on big game, he was playing the long game. 1.3436 0.04362 195 142 39 14
1038 Any sign of the canary? 1.3436 0.04362 195 142 39 14
1039 Have you lost your head? 1.3436 0.04797 163 119 32 12
1040 So that's why it looked so realistic in the store . 1.3434 0.04316 198 144 40 14
1041 Looks like he still hasn't forgiven you. 1.3434 0.04658 166 120 35 11
1042 Some days you eat the lion. Some days the lion eats you. 1.3433 0.04328 201 147 39 15
1043 This is what happens when everybody gets a trophy.. 1.3433 0.04152 201 144 45 12
1044 No. I don’t want you to show me again. 1.3432 0.04601 169 122 36 11
1045 HANG IT HIGHER-YOUR FEET ARE STILL TOUCHING THE FLOOR 1.3432 0.04897 169 126 28 15
1046 OK, now lift your right shoulder up a tad. 1.3431 0.04283 204 149 40 15
1047 A little higher... 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
1048 Did you find the hairball? 1.3430 0.04470 172 123 39 10
1049 He lost his head but not his pride. 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
1050 Don't act so surprised. You've never gotten along with cats. 1.3430 0.04184 207 150 43 14
1051 See? I told you I heard it purring! 1.3429 0.04418 175 125 40 10
1052 I wish you could see the way the eyes follow you around the room! 1.3429 0.04087 210 151 46 13
1053 The right corner still needs to come up, Brad. 1.3429 0.04635 175 128 34 13
1054 Wait there, I’ll get the jaws of life.” 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
1055 You and your metaphors for marriage. 1.3427 0.04510 178 129 37 12
1056 So I told him, 'don't ALL lives matter?' 1.3427 0.04717 178 132 31 15
1057 The circus called. They're going with somebody else. 1.3427 0.04717 178 132 31 15
1058 I warned you not to go head-to-head with that thing. 1.3427 0.04717 178 132 31 15
1059 He’ll release you once he’s level. 1.3427 0.04649 178 131 33 14
1060 I told you Big Game Hunting would come back to bite you. 1.3425 0.04660 181 134 32 15
1061 Maybe next time you’ll listen when I tell you to leave him in the den. 1.3425 0.04458 181 131 38 12
1062 I told you it creeped me out, the eyes seemed to follow us whenever we walked by, but you just had to have it for the man cave! 1.3425 0.04594 181 133 34 14
1063 I think he's bitten off more than he can chew. 1.3425 0.04854 181 137 26 18
1064 Why would I have a dead lion on my wall? 1.3425 0.04594 181 133 34 14
1065 Revenge is a dish best served cold. 1.3424 0.03935 257 191 44 22
1066 Well technically Richard, he was the one who was “endangered.” 1.3424 0.04606 184 136 33 15
1067 Oh, oh. The rule being swallowed by the exception! 1.3424 0.04606 184 136 33 15
1068 Did you find the remote yet? 1.3424 0.04408 184 133 39 12
1069 Give it up, Herb. If you can’t tame this one, you were never meant for the circus. 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
1070 There goes my trophy husband... 1.3422 0.04677 187 140 30 17
1071 Turns out my keys were in the bison head. 1.3422 0.04359 187 135 40 12
1072 Well, is the cat in there or not! 1.3421 0.04376 190 138 39 13
1073 Next time don’t stiff the taxidermist. 1.3421 0.04501 190 140 35 15
1074 You're giving him a hairball! He's gagging, Frank! 1.3421 0.04563 190 141 33 16
1075 Maybe you shouldn't have insulted the witch doctor before the hunt. 1.3421 0.04247 190 136 43 11
1076 Why can't you just wear a mask? 1.3420 0.04390 193 141 38 14
1077 think your way out of this one, professor dumbass! 1.3420 0.04452 193 142 36 15
1078 OK, I"LL cancel my mother's visit. 1.3420 0.04202 193 138 44 11
1079 Why do you always get in over your head? 1.3420 0.04202 193 138 44 11
1080 What? Reach out the window and yank his tail? 1.3418 0.04343 196 143 39 14
1081 First you can't get your head out of your own ass and now this. Don Jr., you're a impossible. 1.3416 0.04587 202 153 29 20
1082 The new wall piece really grabs you. 1.3416 0.04310 202 148 39 15
1083 Performance art needs an audience, Ted. I don’t count. 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
1084 You need to stop calling him a big pussy. 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
1085 If you drop that, heads will roll! 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1086 You always have your head up something, don't you George? 1.3413 0.04395 167 118 41 8
1087 I said I wanted a trophy husband, not a hunting trophy 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
1088 Again! We talked about this after the polar bear. 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
1089 Sweetie, stop struggling--you're only making it worse. 1.3412 0.04344 170 120 42 8
1090 This 'how I bagged my first lion' story is beginning to get a bit farfetched, Norman. 1.3412 0.04944 170 128 26 16
1091 Now that you have gone viral on youtube, I will call the fire department. 1.3410 0.04669 173 127 33 13
1092 But is the remote in there? 1.3408 0.04627 179 132 33 14
1093 So it's okay for my mother to move in with us? 1.3405 0.04834 185 141 25 19
1094 You DO need me. 1.3405 0.04585 185 137 33 15
1095 You're not listening! Move it up on the right! 1.3405 0.04388 185 134 39 12
1096 Alimony be damned. I told you not to hire your ex-wife as our decorator. 1.3404 0.04207 188 134 44 10
1097 If your choice was heads or tails, you made the right call. 1.3404 0.04717 188 142 28 18
1098 after the shark incident you should know better 1.3403 0.03937 238 174 47 17
1099 I don't think it counts unless it's alive... 1.3403 0.04228 191 137 43 11
1100 What's the matter dear, cat got your head? 1.3403 0.04419 191 140 37 14
1101 Still, I prefer it to the singing fish. 1.3402 0.04184 194 139 44 11
1102 For Pete's sake, can't you look for money in the couch cushions like everybody else? 1.3401 0.04264 197 143 41 13
1103 The dealer called it ‘Ingestive Art.’ 1.3401 0.04141 197 141 45 11
1104 Can you move the couch next? 1.3400 0.03911 200 140 52 8
1105 Quick, Hon, hand me my chair and whip! 1.3400 0.04038 200 142 48 10
1106 It's a little low on the right. 1.3399 0.04118 203 146 45 12
1107 Its still not level. Now pull the left side down a little. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1108 Payback is a bitch. 1.3397 0.04855 156 114 31 11
1109 Can I see it just a few more inches to the left? 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
1110 I think an N95 is fine, honey. 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
1111 Almost perfect. Just lower your arm and let it tilt forward a bit. 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
1112 I told you not using a stud finder would come back and bite you. 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1113 The circle of life is often unpredictable. 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
1114 Mark, I think you need to go through the wardrobe to get to Narnia. 1.3394 0.04186 218 161 40 17
1115 Here... have some wine... the GOP will be just fine. 1.3394 0.04425 165 117 40 8
1116 The party’s over and everyone’s gone you can take your head out now 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
1117 The cat got more than just your tongue... 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1118 At least now you should be able to find the nail. 1.3393 0.04454 168 120 39 9
1119 Look at you-a regular Richard-the Lion-Headed! 1.3393 0.04688 168 123 33 12
1120 Well you can’t look a gift horse in the mouth either. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1121 Now up on the left. No, the lion's left. 1.3392 0.04848 171 128 28 15
1122 Probably shouldn't have put it at eye level 1.3392 0.04479 171 123 38 10
1123 You should've been here when Gary stuck his dick in it. 1.3392 0.05124 171 132 20 19
1124 I guess that isn't your stomach growling. 1.3391 0.04351 174 124 41 9
1125 That's not where I told you to stick your head! 1.3390 0.04660 177 131 32 14
1126 Some cats have ten lives. 1.3390 0.04796 177 133 28 16
1127 Here. Isn't it funny how Caucasians go best with white wine? 1.3390 0.04591 177 130 34 13
1128 Aren't you taking this Siegfried and Roy thing a little too far? 1.3389 0.04468 180 131 37 12
1129 Stop the drama! I did not "bite your head off!" 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
1130 Karma seems somehow inadequate at this moment. 1.3388 0.04681 183 137 30 16
1131 I know it's your favorite trophy, but don't let it go to your head. 1.3388 0.04551 183 135 34 14
1132 I don’t think Narnia works that way. 1.3388 0.04617 183 136 32 15
1133 I guess it's mount or be mounted. 1.3388 0.04349 183 132 40 11
1134 Honey, I'm quite sure the remote isn't in there 1.3387 0.04434 186 136 37 13
1135 Perfect! Right there, just like that! 1.3387 0.04301 186 134 41 11
1136 I'm sorry, but I just don't blame the poor thing. 1.3387 0.04434 186 136 37 13
1137 Careful, Peter! You're going to pull it off the wall! 1.3387 0.04627 186 139 31 16
1138 It's “curiosity killed the cat”, not the other way round. 1.3387 0.04368 186 135 39 12
1139 Double-masking is one thing, but if you insist on wearing that, we should just stay home. 1.3387 0.04301 186 134 41 11
1140 That's not funny Seigfried. 1.3386 0.04635 189 142 30 17
1141 That's just perfect, dear. Thank you. 1.3386 0.04120 189 134 46 9
1142 I told you not to look for a taxidermist on craigslist. 1.3386 0.04255 189 136 42 11
1143 Isn't he stuffed enough? 1.3385 0.04274 192 139 41 12
1144 You must have been something he ate. 1.3385 0.04338 192 140 39 13
1145 I thought we agreed to mount you separately. 1.3385 0.04274 192 139 41 12
1146 Good news, Henry, I found your keys. 1.3385 0.04274 192 139 41 12
1147 While you're at it, could you check for Fido? 1.3385 0.04352 195 143 38 14
1148 Oh, and it’s interactive too. 1.3385 0.04413 195 144 36 15
1149 He's giving you what? 1.3385 0.04352 195 143 38 14
1150 Careful George, don’t damage it! 1.3384 0.04306 198 145 39 14
1151 That’s using your head! 1.3383 0.04143 201 145 44 12
1152 Better this than one more Zoom Happy Hour! 1.3383 0.04021 201 143 48 10
1153 Honestly, Harry, where is your head at? 1.3382 0.03944 207 147 50 10
1154 Yeah, this was funnier the first time 1.3380 0.03755 213 149 56 8
1155 Harry...cat got your tongue? 1.3380 0.04210 216 160 39 17
1156 Look who's finally getting some head! 1.3377 0.04062 231 171 42 18
1157 You do this every time I throw a party, Leo. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1158 You hurt his pride and he hurt yours. 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1159 At least you didn’t put your foot in it this time 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1160 This is why we can't have a cat. 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
1161 Still looking for the TV remote ? 1.3373 0.04270 169 119 43 7
1162 Are you sure you don't think therapy would help? 1.3373 0.05028 169 129 23 17
1163 The left side needs to come slightly down. 1.3373 0.04588 169 123 35 11
1164 I told you he looked life-like 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
1165 Here, this will ease the pain. 1.3373 0.04886 169 127 27 15
1166 Well, I didn’t think we’d have to feed it! 1.3373 0.04886 169 127 27 15
1167 I really don't think your keys are in there, Hon. 1.3372 0.04381 172 123 40 9
1168 Honey, did you forget to feed the artwork, again? 1.3372 0.04894 172 130 26 16
1169 Looks like it's a lot easier to shoot it, than it is to hang it. 1.3372 0.04608 172 126 34 12
1170 I told you I heard it roar. 1.3372 0.04458 172 124 38 10
1171 Did I mention that my ex was the taxidermist? 1.3372 0.04223 172 121 44 7
1172 Probably shouldn’t have told him to keep his big mouth shut. 1.3371 0.04624 175 129 33 13
1173 Quit complaining. If the guide hadn't shot him when he did you'd be dead. 1.3371 0.04764 175 131 29 15
1174 Worth every penny. 1.3371 0.04832 175 132 27 16
1175 You look a little bit like Siegfried .....or was it Roy? 1.3371 0.04695 175 130 31 14
1176 You triggered the motion detector. 1.3371 0.04282 178 127 42 9
1177 Great job hanging this, Mr. Handyman. I told you you were getting in way over your head. 1.3371 0.04638 178 132 32 14
1178 You finally ran into someone with a bigger mouth than yours. 1.3371 0.04356 178 128 40 10
1179 How can I judge if it’s level if you don’t stop shaking! 1.3371 0.04208 178 126 44 8
1180 Told you hanging that would come back to bite you. 1.3371 0.04569 178 131 34 13
1181 Does this mean I can have your glass of wine? 1.3371 0.04569 178 131 34 13
1182 Looks like the lion doesn't "sleep tonight." 1.3370 0.04583 181 134 33 14
1183 The light from the window really brings it to life. 1.3370 0.04464 184 135 36 13
1184 FANG shui? 1.3370 0.04660 184 138 30 16
1185 So when you said this would cost an arm and a leg, you were pretty close! 1.3370 0.04329 184 133 40 11
1186 Just two more inches to the left. 1.3369 0.04349 187 136 39 12
1187 Seems you've both lost your pride. 1.3369 0.04543 187 139 33 15
1188 Did you tell him you're a Leo? 1.3369 0.04076 187 132 47 8
1189 Hey Harry, "Cat got your Tongue?" 1.3369 0.04543 187 139 33 15
1190 I told you to bring it to a professional taxidermist. 1.3368 0.04442 193 143 35 15
1191 Seriously, Paul, enough of the macho head games. 1.3368 0.04319 193 141 39 13
1192 What's the matter, cat got your tongue? 1.3367 0.04273 196 143 40 13
1193 A Word of Advice: Don't let your hobbies totally consume you. 1.3367 0.04453 196 146 34 16
1194 I told you to tip the taxidermist! 1.3367 0.04394 196 145 36 15
1195 Can't find your keys again? 1.3367 0.04211 196 142 42 12
1196 You’re right. It looked better in the den. 1.3367 0.04334 196 144 38 14
1197 Bring the top left corner down just a smidge. 1.3367 0.04405 199 148 35 16
1198 Very funny, John . . . now just hang the damned trophy! 1.3366 0.04200 205 150 41 14
1199 A little to the left . . . now, lower, lower 1.3365 0.04045 208 150 46 12
1200 Remember how you used to say the artist was able to bring his subjects to life? 1.3355 0.04692 155 112 34 9
1201 No, Ted, I said get in LINE. 1.3354 0.05057 161 122 24 15
1202 I told you Jeff, the way to Narnia is the wardrobe! 1.3354 0.04658 161 117 34 10
1203 A Heimlich maneuver seems out of the question. 1.3354 0.05064 164 125 23 16
1204 Fine, hang it wherever you like. It's not worth losing your head over. 1.3353 0.04924 167 126 26 15
1205 Still going with the story, that you got HIM? 1.3353 0.04298 167 118 42 7
1206 Stop thrashing around so I can tell whether it goes with the carpet. 1.3353 0.04641 170 125 33 12
1207 That gag wasn't even funny the first time you did it, either. 1.3353 0.04411 170 122 39 9
1208 What’s a matter? Cat got your tongue? 1.3353 0.04932 170 129 25 16
1209 Wow, you weren’t kidding... You’re really not a cat person. 1.3353 0.04360 173 124 40 9
1210 But I said I wanted to be the trophy wife, not the trophy’s wife!!! 1.3353 0.04729 173 129 30 14
1211 Bob ... What did you think was in there? 1.3353 0.04658 173 128 32 13
1212 I told you shooting that lion would come back to bite you. 1.3353 0.04511 173 126 36 11
1213 This is exactly why I told you to choose the cowardly one from the Wizard of Oz. 1.3353 0.04729 173 129 30 14
1214 Well, Dear, you did tell him he could have anything he wanted for his last meal. 1.3353 0.04800 173 130 28 15
1215 The left, it's high on the left! 1.3352 0.04385 176 127 39 10
1216 honey, calm down - you’re having an Art Attack 1.3352 0.04531 176 129 35 12
1217 It's not going to work, Charles -- now go dry the dishes like I said. 1.3352 0.04876 176 134 25 17
1218 It still doesn't prove you were actually in the circus. 1.3352 0.04672 176 131 31 14
1219 Still needs to go little more to the left. 1.3352 0.04602 176 130 33 13
1220 Up and to the left. 1.3352 0.04683 179 134 30 15
1221 Irv, should I cancel the dinner party? 1.3352 0.04407 179 130 38 11
1222 You still have to participate in the family Zoom session. 1.3352 0.04750 179 135 28 16
1223 Karma, Doug. 1.3352 0.04427 182 133 37 12
1224 Your keys? On the table. 1.3352 0.04562 182 135 33 14
1225 Wow! I guess it's true. Revenge is best served cold! 1.3352 0.04495 182 134 35 13
1226 That's not exactly the role of the Trophy Husband. 1.3352 0.04628 182 136 31 15
1227 Honey, I can't hear you. You're going to have to speak up. 1.3351 0.04028 185 130 48 7
1228 I would have scratched your back. 1.3351 0.04444 185 136 36 13
1229 Couldn’t you use a peephole like everyone else? 1.3351 0.04329 188 137 39 12
1230 Not that pussy, dear. 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
1231 Don Jr. had the same problem. 1.3351 0.04263 188 136 41 11
1232 I want a divorce. 1.3351 0.04329 188 137 39 12
1233 Don't let the trophy go to your head. 1.3351 0.04218 191 138 42 11
1234 I can’t hear one word you’re saying with your head in that thing’s mouth! 1.3351 0.04409 191 141 36 14
1235 I told you not to let that trophy go to your head! 1.3351 0.04593 191 144 30 17
1236 Whatever, but the right side is still too low. 1.3351 0.04533 191 143 32 16
1237 I'll be glad to help once I finish my wine. 1.3351 0.04109 194 139 45 10
1238 I already told you your keys weren't in there, but no, you had to check for yourself. 1.3351 0.04361 194 143 37 14
1239 I’d be lion if I said I wasn’t enjoying this. 1.3350 0.04315 197 145 38 14
1240 On the bright side, Don, your stud finder nailed it. 1.3350 0.03901 200 141 51 8
1241 Looks like you picked the wrong taxidermist. 1.3350 0.04089 200 144 45 11
1242 You're doing it all wrong! 1.3350 0.04210 200 146 41 13
1243 See, I told you it felt like he was watching me! 1.3350 0.04089 200 144 45 11
1244 I told you one day he would get even. 1.3350 0.04340 203 151 36 16
1245 When you said "I'm game," he obviously didn't realize you were referring to having a glass of wine. 1.3350 0.04295 206 153 37 16
1246 I warned you to take the batteries out of that thing...! 1.3333 0.04375 189 139 37 13
1247 It was right about here that I thought I was a goner, for sure! 1.3333 0.04635 174 129 32 13
1248 What's that? Cat's got your tongue? 1.3333 0.04889 165 124 27 14
1249 Try not to annoy him. 1.3333 0.04222 186 134 42 10
1250 Oh Harry, perhaps you shouldn’t have had him mounted so soon. 1.3333 0.04599 168 123 34 11
1251 A little higher, HIGHER - Larry are you even listening to me? 1.3333 0.04290 177 127 41 9
1252 I'd say he was going to eat you, but he already looks stuffed. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1253 It still looks a bit crooked. 1.3333 0.04199 192 139 42 11
1254 Karma is a bitch! 1.3333 0.04572 192 145 30 17
1255 I can see why you're not a cat person. 1.3333 0.04125 210 154 42 14
1256 I think it looks best just like that Dear. 1.3333 0.04526 180 133 34 13
1257 Did you notice the eyes follow you around? 1.3333 0.04051 198 142 46 10
1258 I told you I saw his eyes move. 1.3333 0.04489 174 127 36 11
1259 You're the one that wanted a cat. 1.3333 0.04526 180 133 34 13
1260 I guess there’s more than one way to find a stud. 1.3333 0.04941 159 119 27 13
1261 Apparently he forgot that you removed a thorn from his paw before you shot him. 1.3333 0.04357 186 136 38 12
1262 A little more to the right. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
1263 I don’t think it matters if it’s level.” 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
1264 Well, Bill, I don't think our insurance company is gonna buy this one. 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
1265 I warned you it was lifelike. 1.3333 0.04177 189 136 43 10
1266 It's true, you never really retire from the circus. 1.3333 0.04197 183 131 43 9
1267 Don't worry. He seems to be having trouble swallowing. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1268 Is this about what happened on the safari? 1.3333 0.04634 162 118 34 10
1269 See if the canary's in there. 1.3333 0.04812 165 123 29 13
1270 That’s why you shoot it then mount it. 1.3333 0.04594 180 134 32 14
1271 Honey, I thought you said he was stuffed. 1.3333 0.04509 177 130 35 12
1272 I said a bit more to the left. To the LEFT! Hank? Are you even listening to me? 1.3333 0.04030 213 155 45 13
1273 Earl always had a good head on his shoulders, especially when it came to interior decorating. 1.3333 0.04109 207 151 43 13
1274 ‘’He just wants to play!’’ 1.3333 0.04751 168 125 30 13
1275 Just how silly does feng shui seem now? 1.3333 0.04134 192 138 44 10
1276 I've heard the story 1,000 times, you don't have to reenact it! 1.3333 0.04199 192 139 42 11
1277 Why don't you hang that tonight when he sleeps? 1.3333 0.04375 189 139 37 13
1278 I knew I liked that piece. 1.3333 0.04606 183 137 31 15
1279 Now this is a conversation piece. 1.3333 0.04671 183 138 29 16
1280 Spare me. That trick was lame even when the lion was alive. 1.3333 0.04403 195 145 35 15
1281 Hold that a little longer. I'm enjoying this. 1.3333 0.04243 180 129 42 9
1282 I guess the cat's got your tongue. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
1283 Some things are just metaphors for themselves, Leo 1.3333 0.04424 186 137 36 13
1284 You could have asked me to scratch your back. 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
1285 It's karma for calling me your trophy wife. 1.3333 0.04512 192 144 32 16
1286 Maybe you’re just not circus material, honey. 1.3333 0.04390 192 142 36 14
1287 Point made, but it’s still a living room, not a den. 1.3333 0.04618 171 126 33 12
1288 Your trophy wife wasn't enough for you? 1.3333 0.04594 180 134 32 14
1289 You said you wanted some head. 1.3333 0.04451 192 143 34 15
1290 You’re right. This will definitely impress my father. 1.3333 0.04634 162 118 34 10
1291 The roar was a clue. 1.3333 0.04563 174 128 34 12
1292 Oh, Daniel, how biblical. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1293 Why don't you try putting a lampshade on your head like other party hearty husbands. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1294 Honey, I already looked there for the keys. 1.3317 0.04204 208 154 39 15
1295 That isn't the shirt I just bought you, is it? 1.3317 0.04175 202 148 41 13
1296 Stuffed, you say... he sure looks hungry to me! 1.3316 0.04492 193 145 32 16
1297 You'll never believe this, Kate - there's this whole tiny living room in here... 1.3316 0.04552 193 146 30 17
1298 I really think it would look better in the den. 1.3316 0.04432 193 144 34 15
1299 it was more impressive when the guy in the circus did it with a real lion. 1.3316 0.04543 190 143 31 16
1300 That's NOT where I told you to stick it! 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
1301 Sorry honey, I can't hear you over the deafening roar of irony. 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
1302 Now do you believe in karma? 1.3316 0.04271 187 136 40 11
1303 DO YOU HAVE TO POKE YOUR NOSE IN EVERYTHING?? 1.3315 0.04585 184 138 31 15
1304 Nope. Still not impressed. 1.3315 0.04318 184 134 39 11
1305 Almost there...now a little higher up on your right. 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
1306 Oh dear, I thought your hunting trip to Africa would come back to bite you. 1.3315 0.04695 178 134 29 15
1307 Don’t let go. 1.3315 0.04344 178 129 39 10
1308 Yes, I like it right there. 1.3315 0.04270 178 128 41 9
1309 If it's so important to you, just buy a toupée. 1.3315 0.04344 178 129 39 10
1310 A little more up and to the left 1.3315 0.04270 178 128 41 9
1311 I see you're finally using your head, Ralph. 1.3315 0.04270 178 128 41 9
1312 Guess who just moved up the food chain? 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
1313 Let me know when you are done, so I can start dinner. 1.3314 0.04318 175 126 40 9
1314 I told you not to discontinue our PETA monthly gift! 1.3314 0.04741 172 129 29 14
1315 Going bald is nothing to be ashamed of 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
1316 Why don't you just admit that you're not the DIY type? 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
1317 Look on the bright side — at least you weren't devoured by a stuffed rabbit. 1.3314 0.04498 169 123 36 10
1318 I told you it said, 'may awaken', on the box. 1.3314 0.04419 169 122 38 9
1319 I hope your taxidermist has malpractice insurance. 1.3314 0.04652 169 125 32 12
1320 Guess he got tired of your Metro Goldwyn Meyer jokes 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
1321 Well, I gotta hand it to you. You’re never hysterically dramatic the same way twice. 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
1322 Harold knew his passion for taxidermy would come back to bite him. 1.3313 0.04787 166 124 29 13
1323 For once Brian, your heads not up your ass. 1.3313 0.04553 166 121 35 10
1324 Well, it will help with social distancing. 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
1325 Yes, Phil, I did think it was mildly amusing at first but what exactly is your exit strategy now? 1.3313 0.04527 163 118 36 9
1326 Huh. I guess that’s why he was 50% off. Anyway, you want a glass of Vino!? 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1327 Honestly, dear, why do you watch the Jets anyway if you need to do this after every game? 1.3312 0.04463 157 112 38 7
1328 Bad Simba! 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
1329 This is your feeblest attempt yet at getting out of dinner with my mother. 1.3301 0.04349 209 158 33 18
1330 I like it. The eyes say “Beware,” but the mouth says ”Come hither.” 1.3301 0.04173 206 152 40 14
1331 Thank God it's not the other end! 1.3300 0.04490 200 152 30 18
1332 I can only imagine what he's doing on the other side of the wall. 1.3299 0.04057 197 142 45 10
1333 Now do you believe me? 1.3299 0.04244 197 145 39 13
1334 C.S. Lewis told us never to move the wardrobe! 1.3299 0.04590 194 148 28 18
1335 Oh God,we're eating in again! 1.3299 0.04227 194 142 40 12
1336 Well, you're the one who wanted a cat. 1.3299 0.04351 194 144 36 14
1337 Where should we put the elephant? 1.3298 0.04272 191 140 39 12
1338 You were supposed to feed him last night! 1.3298 0.04522 191 144 31 16
1339 You get sucked into everything! 1.3298 0.04005 191 136 47 8
1340 In retrospect, we should have opted for the photo safari. 1.3298 0.04318 188 138 38 12
1341 C'mon honey, I only suggested we START Bridgerton 1.3298 0.04384 188 139 36 13
1342 So you shot a lion. Don't let it go to your head. 1.3298 0.04574 188 142 30 16
1343 Stop fucking around with that thing and tell me where you were last night 1.3298 0.04318 188 138 38 12
1344 Face it Andrew, you're consumed by your biggest success. 1.3298 0.04252 188 137 40 11
1345 So it’s not stuffed, it’s hungry. 1.3297 0.04563 185 139 31 15
1346 I told you he would never adjust to living in the city. 1.3297 0.04015 185 131 47 7
1347 It needs to be higher. I'll get you a chair. 1.3297 0.04366 185 136 37 12
1348 A little further to the left. 1.3297 0.04415 182 134 36 12
1349 A trophy wife would be easier. 1.3297 0.04346 182 133 38 11
1350 It's okay, Leo. I like this one. 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
1351 You've been so quiet, darling. Has the cat got your tongue? 1.3296 0.04934 179 139 21 19
1352 This is NOT what I meant when I said to get your head in the game, Harv. 1.3296 0.04672 179 135 29 15
1353 Call the handyman and swallow your pride and before the pride swallows you. 1.3296 0.04605 179 134 31 14
1354 What is God's Name are you looking for? 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
1355 I'm finding it hard to believe you hunted this down in the wild. 1.3296 0.04176 179 128 43 8
1356 I know you can hear me. For the 337th time. What do you want for dinner? 1.3295 0.04590 176 131 32 13
1357 Just say you're sorry, Ralph, and he'll let go. 1.3295 0.04221 176 126 42 8
1358 There goes my husband - King of the Bungle 1.3295 0.04519 176 130 34 12
1359 The ACME guy said grab both ears for three seconds then push the nose. 1.3295 0.04499 173 127 35 11
1360 That just means he likes you. 1.3295 0.04108 173 122 45 6
1361 I told you not to get in over your head! 1.3295 0.04499 173 127 35 11
1362 Is he jealous of your new trophy wife? 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
1363 Don't struggle, it doesn't have a stomach. 1.3294 0.04849 170 129 26 15
1364 I like it. It shouts confidence in a backward sort of way. 1.3294 0.04476 170 124 36 10
1365 EGADS, HARRY, YOU NEVER TOLD ME THE COMBINATION TO THE SAFE! 1.3293 0.04530 167 122 35 10
1366 Oh darling, can't you wear a simple face mask like everyone else? 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
1367 A little to the left, sweetie. 1.3292 0.04297 161 114 41 6
1368 Oh...that’s just perfect. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1369 That's how they get you, Ted, when you least expect it. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1370 I knew there would be trouble when it stuck its head through the wall. 1.3289 0.03771 225 162 52 11
1371 Why don't you try the wardrobe? There are better ways into Narnia. 1.3283 0.04226 198 146 39 13
1372 See? Totally dead. 1.3283 0.03911 198 141 49 8
1373 Did you lose something? 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
1374 No. Almost. Just a little more to the left. 1.3282 0.03949 195 139 48 8
1375 They did say this piece was very lifelike 1.3282 0.04145 195 142 42 11
1376 Stop messing around and hang the damn thing! 1.3281 0.04441 192 144 33 15
1377 A tad higher. 1.3281 0.03988 192 137 47 8
1378 So much for your pandemic virtual safari. 1.3281 0.04441 192 144 33 15
1379 I told you that DIY taxidermy kit was a bad idea. 1.3280 0.04364 189 140 36 13
1380 It’s still crooked. 1.3280 0.04478 186 139 33 14
1381 Honey, stay calm and don't lose your head. 1.3280 0.04279 186 136 39 11
1382 I warned you, Daniel. This is the lion's den. 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
1383 Well you started it. 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
1384 That’ll teach you for shooting it 1.3279 0.04185 183 132 42 9
1385 I guess revenge IS a dish best served cold. 1.3279 0.04326 183 134 38 11
1386 It was my first husbands may he rest in peace. 1.3279 0.04463 183 136 34 13
1387 Hakuna Matata,indeed. 1.3279 0.04529 183 137 32 14
1388 .... and you think I've got a big mouth! 1.3279 0.04529 183 137 32 14
1389 Looks like the cat got more than just your tongue! 1.3278 0.04445 180 133 35 12
1390 Maybe I should get the level? 1.3278 0.04156 180 129 43 8
1391 See if you can find the ring I lost on the safari. 1.3278 0.04230 180 130 41 9
1392 now, a little up on the right. 1.3278 0.04514 180 134 33 13
1393 Your glasses are on the kitchen table." 1.3277 0.04277 177 128 40 9
1394 Okay, okay...it's a jungle in here, too. 1.3276 0.04477 174 128 35 11
1395 I told you we should have gotten the singing fish. 1.3276 0.04623 174 130 31 13
1396 In the living room,the mighty mighty living room,the lion hangs tonight. 1.3276 0.04623 174 130 31 13
1397 Not again! How do you expect me to find a husband? 1.3276 0.04623 174 130 31 13
1398 I think the lampshade would be funnier. 1.3276 0.04007 174 122 47 5
1399 Maybe just taking a photo would have been a better idea. 1.3275 0.04606 171 127 32 12
1400 My relationships always end in atrophy. 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
1401 Listen boys this has gone on long enough, just call it a draw and move on. 1.3275 0.04216 171 122 42 7
1402 Maybe now you'll stop complaining that "I" bite your head off! 1.3275 0.04530 171 126 34 11
1403 A little bit more to the right, Harry 1.3274 0.04346 168 121 39 8
1404 He remembered. 1.3273 0.04136 220 165 38 17
1405 Nope, no evidence of voter fraud in there either. I've told you a million times, it doesn't exist!! 1.3273 0.04951 165 126 24 15
1406 I told you to switch to a plant-based cologne 1.3273 0.04876 165 125 26 14
1407 Your pride has gone to your head 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
1408 Perfect spot! 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
1409 Still missing your days with the circus, honey? 1.3272 0.04451 162 117 37 8
1410 Please don’t eat him; he’s my trophy. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
1411 Ah, as you always say Phil, 'Circle of Life, Circle of Life.' 1.3271 0.04166 214 160 38 16
1412 Dear, you really shouldn't look ANY gift animal in the mouth. 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
1413 The taxidermist warned it was still a little fresh. 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
1414 I guess he was just playing possum. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
1415 Hold it. A bit higher. To the left. Higher. There. 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
1416 You got it backwards; your pride is not supposed to swallow you. 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
1417 Deep Throat of the Serengetigate 1.3267 0.04395 202 153 32 17
1418 A little to the left and counterclockwise. 1.3266 0.04385 199 150 33 16
1419 Are you sure you didn't leave them in your other pants? 1.3266 0.04385 199 150 33 16
1420 Well, you have to admit there is an element of Schadenfreude involved. 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
1421 Kudos is in order Rob; you did manage to get your head out of your A** 1.3264 0.04482 193 146 31 16
1422 He doesn't like dentists. 1.3263 0.04080 190 137 44 9
1423 I know you're going stir crazy, but that's still not the way to Narnia. 1.3263 0.04147 190 138 42 10
1424 I'll help as soon as I finish my wine. 1.3262 0.04392 187 139 35 13
1425 On second thought,move it a little bit higher. 1.3262 0.04521 187 141 31 15
1426 Be careful Edward. That was Daddy's favorite. 1.3262 0.04259 187 137 39 11
1427 For goodness sake, Leo, let him go before you stain the carpet! 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
1428 Yeah, same thing every time I try to dust him. 1.3261 0.04374 184 136 36 12
1429 A little more to the left , Dear. 1.3260 0.04822 181 140 23 18
1430 You can stop practicing. The circus called, you didn’t get the job 1.3258 0.04404 178 131 36 11
1431 So do you see the dog in there Phil? 1.3258 0.04615 178 134 30 14
1432 See if you can squeeze out the other end 1.3258 0.04683 178 135 28 15
1433 You shouldn't have stiffed the taxidermist. 1.3258 0.04404 178 131 36 11
1434 Can’t you see it’s a little crooked? 1.3257 0.04305 175 127 39 9
1435 I don't care what you read on the internet. This is not a side effect of your COVID vaccine. 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
1436 Egad. Karma. 1.3257 0.04671 175 132 29 14
1437 Honey, he wants to face the window. 1.3257 0.04671 175 132 29 14
1438 That's just his way of being playful. 1.3256 0.04729 172 130 28 14
1439 Pass me a claw hammer please dear. 1.3256 0.04729 172 130 28 14
1440 Actually, Daniel, it would look better if we hung it up in the den. 1.3256 0.04096 215 160 40 15
1441 "So that's how the children have gone missing." 1.3256 0.04656 172 129 30 13
1442 A bit more to the right, dear. 1.3255 0.04296 212 161 33 18
1443 That's called Karma 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
1444 You didn’t tell me it was game night! 1.3254 0.04159 169 120 43 6
1445 No", you said, "No need for a second shot." 1.3254 0.04562 169 125 33 11
1446 My urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away. 1.3254 0.04861 169 129 25 15
1447 Let me guess, Harvey... a parting gift from all those MGM actresses? 1.3254 0.04485 169 124 35 10
1448 Well, you’re the one who threw away those “simple-minded” mounting instructions that said “no tools required” and “fully concealed hangers”! 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
1449 When they said 'realistic' they weren't kidding! 1.3253 0.04458 166 121 36 9
1450 Allan I feel like you are letting your taxidermy hobby consume you" 1.3253 0.04774 166 125 28 13
1451 That’s strange. Usually he doesn’t eat before dinner. 1.3252 0.04836 163 123 27 13
1452 You’ll be alright when he roars. 1.3251 0.04376 203 154 32 17
1453 It's crooked. 1.3250 0.04190 200 148 39 13
1454 Wow--maybe some arcs of the moral universe do bend toward justice! 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
1455 I thought you said he had been fed? 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1456 I think he misheard when you complained about your tax attorney. 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
1457 Deja vu! That’s just what happened to my late husband on safari. 1.3250 0.03943 200 144 47 9
1458 I asked for a cabernet sauvignon. This is a merlot. 1.3249 0.04413 197 149 32 16
1459 I know you feel guilty Eric but he can’t kill you back!!! 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
1460 There you go. Putting your head in it again 1.3248 0.04967 157 119 25 13
1461 No honey,G-spot is not in there either. 1.3247 0.04521 194 148 29 17
1462 I wonder if MGM ever had this problem. 1.3247 0.03954 194 139 47 8
1463 Okay, okay - I promise I won't sing "I am woman, hear me roar" again, if you promise to get rid of it. 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
1464 Up and inch and a little to the left, Henry. 1.3245 0.04372 188 140 35 13
1465 But, dear, you have it on backwards. 1.3245 0.04240 188 138 39 11
1466 'tails I win, heads you lose 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
1467 I just can't figure out how the taxidermist got Phil's arm to stay up. 1.3243 0.04487 185 139 32 14
1468 He does kind of owe you, dear. 1.3243 0.04680 185 142 26 17
1469 Leo,we need to talk. 1.3243 0.04354 185 137 36 12
1470 Maybe you should stick with a trophy wife. 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
1471 Call it even. 1.3242 0.04334 182 134 37 11
1472 Can you see the picture hook now? 1.3240 0.04858 179 139 22 18
1473 It would look better if you put your head in from behind. 1.3240 0.04661 179 136 28 15
1474 I guess, Fred, it's better than having your head up the other end. 1.3240 0.04383 179 132 36 11
1475 They say "living well is the best revenge," Edward, but I have to admit that this is pretty damn good. 1.3240 0.04454 179 133 34 12
1476 Dear, are you sure you wouldn't like to put your mother's portrait back up there? 1.3239 0.04433 176 130 35 11
1477 A little to the right. Can you see the nail? 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
1478 It's a little crooked, John; raise the right side about 2 inches. 1.3237 0.04776 173 132 26 15
1479 But it's such a hassle, Ron. Are you sure you want me to return it?" 1.3237 0.04633 173 130 30 13
1480 I think I like it without the struggling torso! 1.3237 0.04560 173 129 32 12
1481 Daniel! I told you not to put it in the den! 1.3235 0.04908 170 131 23 16
1482 There must be a smarter way to find the wall mount, Ralph 1.3235 0.04540 170 126 33 11
1483 Serves you right. He wouldn't have human heads hanging on the walls of his den, would he? 1.3234 0.04051 201 147 43 11
1484 I said it needed CLEANING, not FEEDING! 1.3232 0.04394 198 150 32 16
1485 His pride said you'd pay for what you did 1.3232 0.04653 164 122 31 11
1486 Here, hold my wine, love. I got this. 1.3232 0.04489 164 120 35 9
1487 That’s using your head Ralph. 1.3232 0.04572 164 121 33 10
1488 That's what happens when you open your big mouth. 1.3231 0.04321 195 146 35 14
1489 I found my keys! 1.3231 0.04442 195 148 31 16
1490 Inserting yourself every chance you get is not very becoming. 1.3231 0.04197 195 144 39 12
1491 'A little to the left. And you better not get any blood on the floor.' 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
1492 So this is what the witch doctor meant when he said that killing his lion was going to come to back to bite you! 1.3229 0.04242 192 142 38 12
1493 I really don’t care what the kids are doing on TikTok, Roger. 1.3228 0.04417 189 142 33 14
1494 Hang him a bit lower, dear, so you can sit sometimes. 1.3226 0.04334 186 138 36 12
1495 Never mind, dear. I just found my contact lens in my wine glass! So sorry for the inconvenience. Love you. 1.3226 0.04334 186 138 36 12
1496 Honey, a little to the left... 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
1497 It makes me worry when I see you looking down in the mouth, dear. 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
1498 A little to the left, Harry. 1.3224 0.04451 183 137 33 13
1499 You have a rare gift for the dramatic. 1.3224 0.04451 183 137 33 13
1500 You seem consumed by this project, George! 1.3224 0.04518 183 138 31 14
1501 Aren't you supposed to kill them before you hang them on the wall? 1.3224 0.04535 152 110 35 7
1502 Ed, that makes a change from you always putting your foot in it. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
1503 Seymour! It's just dinner. And my parents were vaccinated. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
1504 This isn’t what I meant by Pride week 1.3222 0.04571 180 136 30 14
1505 I never liked your zebra-striped tie anyway 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
1506 Are the car keys in there? 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
1507 I told you it would fit! 1.3222 0.04218 180 131 40 9
1508 Alexa, play Despacito. 1.3221 0.04073 208 154 41 13
1509 Great idea. Better than your head up its ass" 1.3220 0.04829 177 137 23 17
1510 This belongs in the den 1.3220 0.04188 177 128 41 8
1511 Honey, I warned you that he was looking at you funny! 1.3220 0.04264 177 129 39 9
1512 Daniel, I think you better move him back to the den! 1.3220 0.04412 177 131 35 11
1513 For God's sakes, Harry, stop mumbling and speak up. 1.3220 0.04264 177 129 39 9
1514 Are you sure this is how Siegfried and Roy started? 1.3218 0.04538 174 130 32 12
1515 I told you he didn't look completely stuffed! 1.3218 0.03973 202 147 45 10
1516 Cats don't like me, either. 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
1517 Baby, I’m over here ... you really must get that cataract surgery. 1.3216 0.04592 171 128 31 12
1518 It’s a jungle out there Marvin, everyone trying to get ahead. 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
1519 I would be lying if I thought that looked good on you! 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
1520 Relax honey, it’s the circle of life. 1.3216 0.04667 171 129 29 13
1521 Harold, relax! Now is not the time to lose your head. 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
1522 Like I told you, Bob, you only wounded him. 1.3216 0.03887 227 168 45 14
1523 I thought I was your trophy wife? 1.3214 0.04725 168 127 28 13
1524 And you thought you weren’t a trophy husband. 1.3214 0.04493 168 124 34 10
1525 But how does it make you feel? 1.3214 0.04413 168 123 36 9
1526 I don’t think you need to SEE the nail. 1.3212 0.03890 193 138 48 7
1527 It didn't work out for Siegfried and Roy either. 1.3212 0.04093 193 141 42 10
1528 Lower....lower....to the right now.... 1.3212 0.04297 165 119 39 7
1529 Same holds true with a ‘gift lion’!” 1.3212 0.04786 165 125 27 13
1530 Leo, bad lion! He's my guest, stop! 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
1531 Cutting a hole in the back to see the nail was a great idea! 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
1532 The cat got your tongue Ed? 1.3211 0.04460 190 144 31 15
1533 Herb, you do this every cocktail hour. Give it up . We know you won . 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
1534 This is what happens when you lionize Trump. 1.3209 0.04697 187 145 24 18
1535 How about this, Gladys?! Does this make you happy!? 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
1536 I told you the nude would have been better. 1.3209 0.04381 187 140 34 13
1537 Lower on the left, George. 1.3209 0.04381 187 140 34 13
1538 Shake your head! He’ll puke! 1.3208 0.04831 159 120 27 12
1539 I warned you he'd get back at you some day! 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
1540 That's right honey, let him know who's boss." 1.3207 0.04562 184 140 29 15
1541 Um, dear... just curious, is your life insurance paid up? 1.3207 0.04081 184 133 43 8
1542 Not sure if that's the head-shot we want. 1.3207 0.04153 184 134 41 9
1543 I told you, Harry. Karma's a bitch. 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1544 Well, that's ironic. 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
1545 I thought you fed it! 1.3204 0.04124 181 131 42 8
1546 This doesn't cancel our Zoom with the Nussbaums in an hour. 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
1547 no, irony would be if you were being sucked in by an ebay auction — oh, wait, i get it, yes, it's ironic 1.3204 0.04682 181 139 26 16
1548 What do you think Leon, cat got your tongue? 1.3204 0.04270 181 133 38 10
1549 I don't know, you just seem like you are in a different headspace these days. 1.3204 0.04481 181 136 32 13
1550 You can’t both play dead! 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
1551 I guess I still have the lion's share of my husband. 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
1552 I just love how much of yourself you put into your art. 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
1553 So... this is what you meant when you said you wanted to get ahead in life? 1.3202 0.04463 178 133 33 12
1554 Is he the one you trained at the circus? 1.3202 0.04463 178 133 33 12
1555 Oh,Donald Trump Jr. what a fitting way for you to die! 1.3202 0.04603 178 135 29 14
1556 You'll never find it like that. Let me get you a flashlight. 1.3202 0.04318 178 131 37 10
1557 Say again? I can barely hear you. 1.3202 0.04244 178 130 39 9
1558 Shall I call the fire department or the dance instructor? 1.3202 0.04196 203 152 37 14
1559 Listen Herb, you can't just go all 'Siegfried and Roy' on me every time I ask you to sit down and discuss finances. 1.3200 0.04442 175 130 34 11
1560 Simba! Bad kitty, Simba. 1.3200 0.04442 175 130 34 11
1561 Let him go, Leo. I swear I haven't told him about us. 1.3200 0.04214 175 127 40 8
1562 I guess the cat really does have your tongue 1.3200 0.04367 175 129 36 10
1563 You were right as always, dear. I *do* like it more as time passes. 1.3200 0.04292 175 128 38 9
1564 Well, it's not level. 1.3200 0.04179 200 149 38 13
1565 Accept it, Harold. You're not snatching victory. 1.3200 0.04367 175 129 36 10
1566 "Am I boring you?" 1.3200 0.04515 175 131 32 12
1567 Oh, he likes you! 1.3198 0.03970 197 143 45 9
1568 This is weird. Now you've got eyes in the back of your head. 1.3198 0.04461 197 151 29 17
1569 Next time, less Siegfried and more Roy. 1.3198 0.04223 197 147 37 13
1570 Look Robert! I want to talk about our relationship and I’m not falling for your ‘the cats got my tongue’ excuse anymore. 1.3198 0.04494 172 128 33 11
1571 "What, did you think I would buy a fake one?" 1.3198 0.04569 172 129 31 12
1572 I am woman...hear me roar. 1.3198 0.04643 172 130 29 13
1573 I agree, George. It is quite lifelike. 1.3198 0.04341 172 126 37 9
1574 I thought only the females hunted. 1.3198 0.04494 172 128 33 11
1575 I knew those eyes have been following me! 1.3196 0.04204 194 144 38 12
1576 Karma's a bitch, isn't it George. 1.3196 0.04009 194 141 44 9
1577 Didn't I tell you not to say "Heads you win"! 1.3195 0.04310 169 123 38 8
1578 Talk about feeding the head that bites you! 1.3195 0.04626 169 127 30 12
1579 I told you before that safari that payback is hell. 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
1580 What did you do to make him mad this time? 1.3194 0.04249 191 142 37 12
1581 Wow. You really failed the dismount! 1.3194 0.04313 191 143 35 13
1582 Really, that is so 2020! 1.3194 0.04249 191 142 37 12
1583 I don't think he likes to be touched. 1.3194 0.04439 191 145 31 15
1584 While you're in there, see if you can find my keys. 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
1585 Stop complaining. You get to stand in here. His ass is out in the cold. 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
1586 How can you not see that it’s too high on the left?? 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
1587 Are you sure you’ve played hide-and-seek before? 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
1588 Not quite the same thing as when a lion tamer does it dear. 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
1589 See, this rarely happens in small game hunting. 1.3191 0.04425 188 142 32 14
1590 I changed my mind- this doesn't really go with our decor. 1.3191 0.04021 188 136 44 8
1591 "I wish. 1.3190 0.04977 163 126 22 15
1592 Honey, it's so spooky--- no matter where I stand, I feel like he's watching me! 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
1593 It's not your head I'm worried about, it's your lower back. 1.3190 0.04147 163 116 42 5
1594 Next time don't choose the taxidermist with the low price. 1.3190 0.04326 163 118 38 7
1595 Karma's a bitch isn't it Bob? 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
1596 He has your head, but I have your heart. 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
1597 Can you at least check if the remote is in there? 1.3189 0.04134 185 135 41 9
1598 Perfect!! Just like that! 1.3189 0.04134 185 135 41 9
1599 I guess he wasn’t stuffed. 1.3189 0.04342 185 138 35 12
1600 I told you it was too wild for our decore. 1.3189 0.04476 185 140 31 14
1601 Nope. Still a bit more to the left. 1.3189 0.04476 185 140 31 14
1602 Trust me, you're no trophy! 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
1603 I would be more impressed if it was alive 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
1604 Will you please just tell people I died of COVID-19? 1.3187 0.04659 182 140 26 16
1605 This model was only supposed to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight! 1.3187 0.04179 182 133 40 9
1606 Hey Alexa, he asked for decaf, not decap. 1.3187 0.04527 182 138 30 14
1607 Oh, like you didn't know this would happen." 1.3187 0.04105 182 132 42 8
1608 I hate to think what's hanging in his den. 1.3187 0.04321 182 135 36 11
1609 I told you it was too low. 1.3185 0.04522 157 115 34 8
1610 You put the television control in the zebra. 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1611 Honey, I’m going to the store for more wine. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
1612 Cats got your tongue now, honey. 1.3184 0.04580 179 136 29 14
1613 Revenge is a dish best served cold, Ralph. 1.3182 0.04346 176 130 36 10
1614 Really, Frank, you both left the circus years ago. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1615 Should I call the doctor first, or the interior designer? 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
1616 At least now you can’t put your foot in your mouth. 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
1617 It's a little off center, Roy. Get your head in the game! 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
1618 I think it would look better in the other room 1.3179 0.04186 195 145 38 12
1619 Fred..Fred!...my mother isn't coming!.. 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
1620 Have you located the stud? 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
1621 I told you we shouldn't have replaced the old batteries! 1.3179 0.04620 173 131 29 13
1622 Yes, Harold. He is very lifelike. 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
1623 I’m sensing a shift in bragging rights. 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
1624 A little to the left, I think. 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
1625 Ok, you’re right. You do have enough guts to put your head in the mouth of a lion. 1.3176 0.03951 170 120 46 4
1626 You promised your circus days were over. 1.3175 0.04134 211 159 37 15
1627 Luckily, we didn’t keep the backside. 1.3175 0.04134 211 159 37 15
1628 "I only asked if you are ever going to commit. What's the matter Steve? Cat got your tongue?" 1.3175 0.04405 189 143 32 14
1629 Bad Elsa, you spit out the Senate Minority Leader right now!" 1.3175 0.04531 189 145 28 16
1630 Herbert! I told you not to learn taxidermy from TikTok! 1.3175 0.04276 189 141 36 12
1631 I still think performance art is more suitable for the bedroom. 1.3175 0.03933 189 136 46 7
1632 Don’t put it there. It will eat up all the space! 1.3175 0.04209 189 140 38 11
1633 Never look a gift lion in the mouth 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1634 I said, a little to the left! Do you even listen to me anymore? 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
1635 Pull his hair...Play dead... No wait, shoot him again. 1.3174 0.04812 167 128 25 14
1636 Ok,Margaret, next time we go with the impressionist. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1637 If you weren't enjoying yourself, you should have just left. 1.3172 0.04255 186 138 37 11
1638 Just hold on......I have to get my camera for this ! 1.3172 0.04322 186 139 35 12
1639 Dear, it's only 3 weeks more until your 1st vaccine. 1.3172 0.04519 186 142 29 15
1640 NO, being a trophy wife doesn't mean I have any experience in solving this problem. 1.3172 0.04255 186 138 37 11
1641 Sorry dear, can't help you. What goes around comes around. 1.3171 0.04390 164 120 36 8
1642 Those edibles are really kicking in aren’t they ? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
1643 Easy there Siegfried - as a single woman in New York City you had me at rent controlled apartment! 1.3168 0.04779 161 122 27 12
1644 Honey he’s so stuffed, he can’t eat much more of you. 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
1645 I told you this spot was bad feng shui. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
1646 Jerry, stop roughhousing with the cat. You’re going to get hurt! 1.3164 0.04471 177 133 32 12
1647 It used to belong to Siegfried & Roy 1.3164 0.04399 177 132 34 11
1648 See, nothing--the bad breath is yours. 1.3164 0.04471 177 133 32 12
1649 Don’t you hear me? Straighten by turning it down on your left. 1.3163 0.04529 196 152 26 18
1650 A little more to the left and perfecto. 1.3163 0.04040 196 144 42 10
1651 Oh, Hank. This does explain what happened to Cuddles and Patches. 1.3163 0.04104 196 145 40 11
1652 Technically you're right, he didn't bite the hand. 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
1653 Wouldn’t a painting in front of the wall safe have been sufficient? 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
1654 George, should I push or pull? 1.3161 0.05076 155 120 21 14
1655 At least it is better than the Trump picture!' 1.3161 0.04809 174 135 23 16
1656 Now take 5 steps to the right. 1.3161 0.04450 174 130 33 11
1657 You promised to give all this up when you retired from the circus, Frank . 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
1658 While you are in there, look for the Jurgensons. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
1659 But can you see the hook? 1.3158 0.04653 171 130 28 13
1660 You are exuding masculinity dear. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
1661 I think he likes you. 1.3158 0.04190 190 141 38 11
1662 Come on, George, this is all a Big Game to you! 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1663 The question remains, is it your trophy or is it his trophy. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
1664 I told you, you should have gone fishing! 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
1665 Honey, I told you we should have gotten the moose. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
1666 I'll get the spray bottle! 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
1667 The Murray kids next door must have pulled his tail again. 1.3155 0.04635 168 127 29 12
1668 Do you still want me to hand this to you? 1.3155 0.04558 168 126 31 11
1669 Well, it's only fair. After all, you shot him. 1.3155 0.04317 168 123 37 8
1670 Honey I think this is too much for a mask. 1.3153 0.04185 203 153 36 14
1671 I knew we should have gone with the deer. At least it's a vegetarian. 1.3152 0.04485 184 140 30 14
1672 Sorry, Honey. But it does seem fair. 1.3152 0.04281 184 137 36 11
1673 You just can't take this lion down. 1.3152 0.04350 184 138 34 12
1674 Maybe he's trying to tell you he'd prefer to be put in the den. 1.3152 0.04281 184 137 36 11
1675 Bad kitty! 1.3152 0.04772 165 126 26 13
1676 I think it would go better in the den. 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
1677 So I am guessing you are upset. 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
1678 Hon, I'm certain the marriage counselor told us to "read between the LINES" ! 1.3152 0.05072 165 130 18 17
1679 Fine, you've made your point. Figuratively, it's time to get your head in the game. 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
1680 Now what makes you think the remote would be there? 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
1681 It’s still not centered. 1.3150 0.04168 200 150 37 13
1682 You know,it looks better that way. 1.3150 0.04287 200 152 33 15
1683 It's still tilted. Take a small step to the right 1.3150 0.04168 200 150 37 13
1684 That is not what I meant by '"Stick it where the sun don't shine!" 1.3149 0.04670 181 140 25 16
1685 Ralph, you’re not listening to me! 1.3149 0.04399 181 136 33 12
1686 Issac, you’re being consumed by your pride! 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
1687 Quick,last wishes,mount your head next to his? 1.3148 0.04332 162 118 37 7
1688 Just a bit to the left, and don't get any blood on the carpet. 1.3146 0.04078 178 129 42 7
1689 What did you just say about karma? Your voice is muffled. 1.3146 0.04378 178 133 34 11
1690 Now can you find the nail hole? 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
1691 At least this time you didn't put your head up your ass. 1.3146 0.04520 178 135 30 13
1692 Will you be free for dinner? 1.3146 0.04378 178 133 34 11
1693 I did remind you to pay the taxidermist. 1.3144 0.04256 194 146 35 13
1694 Down a bit on the left. 1.3144 0.04063 194 143 41 10
1695 Finally — my trophy husband, a real Leo. 1.3143 0.04646 175 134 27 14
1696 'Now who's the king of beasts? 1.3143 0.04785 175 136 23 16
1697 Don't worry, I'll put yours right next to it. 1.3143 0.04354 175 130 35 10
1698 Hang on Leonard - there's got to be a way to give it the Heimlich maneuver. 1.3143 0.04502 175 132 31 12
1699 I told you not to use the cheapest taxidermist. 1.3143 0.04502 175 132 31 12
1700 It's still better than that singing fish. 1.3141 0.04343 156 113 37 6
1701 I find it easier to enter Narnia through the painting or the wardrobe. 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
1702 This is not what I meant when I called you a trophy husband. 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
1703 Probably not what you want to hear, but QAnon did predict this. 1.3140 0.04630 172 131 28 13
1704 I told you to lose the hair gel. He obviously thinks you're Don Jr. 1.3140 0.04630 172 131 28 13
1705 Maybe he'll let go if you move him back into the sun. 1.3138 0.04349 188 142 33 13
1706 Honey, it's still crooked. 1.3138 0.04478 188 144 29 15
1707 It was fine already—I told you not to lose your head over this. 1.3137 0.03867 204 149 46 9
1708 What goes around comes around, Donald. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
1709 I told you that hunting trip would come back to bite you. 1.3136 0.04212 169 123 39 7
1710 I don't know dear, it's a little too life-like for me... 1.3136 0.04212 169 123 39 7
1711 Trust me Clarence, I already looked for the keys there. 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
1712 My mother calls and suddenly the cats got your tongue 1.3136 0.04687 169 129 27 13
1713 This is it! No more redecorating during the pandemic. 1.3136 0.04687 169 129 27 13
1714 Did you find my keys? 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
1715 Frank, I can still see you. 1.3135 0.03976 185 134 44 7
1716 Maybe a little to the left. 1.3135 0.04397 185 140 32 13
1717 Jerry, I don't think that's how you get to Narnia. 1.3134 0.04269 201 153 33 15
1718 To _his_ left, not yours! 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
1719 The right side has to go up a little. 1.3132 0.04308 182 136 35 11
1720 Can you get it up a little higher? And a little to the left. No right. No left. And maybe down just a smidge. 1.3132 0.04447 182 138 31 13
1721 A little lower, dear. 1.3132 0.04237 182 135 37 10
1722 If you get a chance, go up on the right. 1.3132 0.04237 182 135 37 10
1723 Jesus, Adam! You said your circus days were behind you. 1.3131 0.04254 198 150 34 14
1724 All right already, I'll scratch your back! 1.3131 0.04373 198 152 30 16
1725 It's open season for headhunters 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1726 Here, drink this and you won't feel so suicidal. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1727 Don't put it there - it swallows up the space. 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
1728 The truth will set you free Harold. 1.3128 0.04499 179 136 30 13
1729 His name is Karma. 1.3128 0.04284 179 133 36 10
1730 I TOLD you not to go with the discount taxidermist 1.3128 0.04210 179 132 38 9
1731 A little more to the left, and try to get your whole shoulder in. 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
1732 George, there’s someone on the phone for you. A Karma-somebody. They said you were expecting their call. 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
1733 Honey, get that out of your mouth you don't know where that things been. 1.3128 0.04284 179 133 36 10
1734 At some point, if you want to replace Siegfried and Roy, you'll have to start using live animals. 1.3128 0.03980 195 143 43 9
1735 Are you certain that he has a cavity? 1.3128 0.04110 195 145 39 11
1736 Who’s ‘King of the Jungle’ now? 1.3128 0.04110 195 145 39 11
1737 So how much did you pay for that online taxidermy class? 1.3125 0.04101 176 128 41 7
1738 Yes. Neo-Surrealism is difficult to live with. 1.3125 0.04270 160 116 38 6
1739 I think he is still angry that you shot him. 1.3125 0.04153 192 143 38 11
1740 Don’t try hiding in there and go and greet my parents 1.3125 0.04180 176 129 39 8
1741 Is there something wrong with the lampshade? 1.3125 0.04590 192 150 24 18
1742 But we always hang The Lion in Winter. 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
1743 Yes honey, I'm fine put the wine in this hand. 1.3125 0.04332 176 131 35 10
1744 What were you looking for? 1.3125 0.04180 176 129 39 8
1745 I told you it looked too lifelike. 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
1746 Maybe your Dogs Playing Poker wall covering wasn’t so bad after all. 1.3121 0.04679 173 133 26 14
1747 You should have shot it first 1.3121 0.04750 173 134 24 15
1748 OK This is bad, but lets not lose our heads 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
1749 When you’re done, do you think you could hang up the antique musket? 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
1750 Where did you say you kept your insurance policy? 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
1751 Maybe if you hold still he'll be able to relax and open his mouth. 1.3121 0.04505 157 116 33 8
1752 Enough already. I didn't call YOU cowardly. 1.3119 0.04073 202 151 39 12
1753 You showed him. 1.3118 0.04443 186 142 30 14
1754 I guess some of the big cats have more than nine lives. 1.3118 0.04572 186 144 26 16
1755 Please don't leave holes in the wall. 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
1756 You and your foolish pride. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1757 I guess you won't be needing this glass of wine after all, George. 1.3118 0.04274 170 125 37 8
1758 Has the big cat got your tongue? 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
1759 Well, I think we can scratch lion tamer off the job list. 1.3115 0.04493 183 140 29 14
1760 I told you MGM takes intellectual property very seriously. 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
1761 Honey, please get me your whip from our bedroom? 1.3115 0.04218 183 136 37 10
1762 I’ve had enough of this party, too, but there are better ways to get out of this. 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
1763 A bit to the left, no, the other left" 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
1764 Bad Kitty! Bad Kitty! How dare you eat my trophy husband! 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
1765 Ha! No wonder he was on sale 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
1766 Is this a big game? 1.3113 0.05076 151 117 21 13
1767 I knew this would come back to haunt me 1.3112 0.04028 196 145 41 10
1768 Honey, one of you has bitten off more than you can chew. 1.3111 0.04116 180 132 40 8
1769 Were you calling me, dear? 1.3111 0.04190 180 133 38 9
1770 If I said you don't look ridiculous, I'd be lyin. 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
1771 Cats got your tongue! Really!! This is how you want to start this conversation. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1772 George, you said you were going to give ME head tonight! 1.3110 0.04704 164 125 27 12
1773 Honey! No, I said, "Hurry, get in the LINE!" 1.3110 0.04782 164 126 25 13
1774 Exactly which Trump recommended this taxidermist? 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
1775 I said to make it look like an accident! 1.3109 0.04388 193 148 30 15
1776 Honey, I told you to stop using that Gorilla Glue on your toupee. 1.3108 0.04968 148 113 24 11
1777 My psychic was certain I'd meet a Leo 1.3107 0.04458 177 134 31 12
1778 Maybe you should’ve just left him in the mighty jungle. 1.3107 0.04600 177 136 27 14
1779 OK. Forget the tribal dance, just hang it like a normal person. 1.3107 0.04385 177 133 33 11
1780 Men will do anything to get head, 1.3107 0.04458 177 134 31 12
1781 I told you the Taxidermy for Dummies book was a bad idea. 1.3107 0.03839 177 126 47 4
1782 I'm wondering which of you is the trophy 1.3107 0.04312 177 132 35 10
1783 Wait till they see my trophy husband! 1.3107 0.04529 177 135 29 13
1784 If you’re trying to be funny John, try the lampshade. 1.3106 0.04247 161 117 38 6
1785 I said, "Pray the wall holds," not, "the wall holds the prey." 1.3105 0.04499 190 147 27 16
1786 Louder, I can’t hear you? 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
1787 Hush my darling, don't fear my darling, the lion eats tonight! 1.3103 0.04584 174 133 28 13
1788 What did you expect, that he'd only get your tongue? 1.3103 0.04045 174 126 42 6
1789 Yes. YES. I love this part. 1.3103 0.04126 174 127 40 7
1790 I guess the guide was right. I should've shot him a second time. 1.3103 0.04655 174 134 26 14
1791 I told you that cologne smells like catnip. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
1792 I warned you not to ask him where his pride went. 1.3102 0.04222 187 140 36 11
1793 You should go back to burying your head in the sand. 1.3102 0.04290 187 141 34 12
1794 Arthur, I told you. I appreciate it, but the earing isn't that important." 1.3102 0.04084 187 138 40 9
1795 Who's cowardly now? 1.3101 0.04390 158 116 35 7
1796 A little more to the left,Henry. 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
1797 Yeah...Maybe a little more to the left. 1.3101 0.04297 158 115 37 6
1798 I told you that hunting trip was goin to mess with your head 1.3101 0.04481 158 117 33 8
1799 You do know that no one wears animal fur anymore? 1.3100 0.04276 200 153 32 15
1800 And thus, in the end, the lion had his revenge. 1.3099 0.04640 171 131 27 13
1801 There’s no need for dramatics. You can just say you’re not into me. 1.3099 0.04713 171 132 25 14
1802 What's wrong with you! I said a little to the left! 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
1803 That's it! We're through with cat rescues. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
1804 Nevermind,it actually does make your butt look big. 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
1805 Here’s your drink 1.3098 0.04337 184 139 33 12
1806 I told you not to trust a vegan taxidermist! 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
1807 Didn't I warn you that big game hunting could come back to bite you someday? 1.3097 0.04892 155 119 24 12
1808 Art immolates life 1.3096 0.04261 197 150 33 14
1809 Lions never forget. 1.3096 0.03946 197 145 43 9
1810 Should I call the fire department or animal control? 1.3095 0.04218 168 123 38 7
1811 Higher and to the left. 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
1812 OK. You got me in the mood. 1.3095 0.04697 168 129 26 13
1813 Let's face up to it, Bill! DIY taxidermy is not your thing. 1.3095 0.04543 168 127 30 11
1814 It’s the only way that I could see the nail to hang this thing on. 1.3095 0.04773 168 130 24 14
1815 The irony is that it's not even your trophy. 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
1816 Harold, stop with the antics, my mother is coming for a visit and that's that! 1.3094 0.04171 181 134 38 9
1817 The life insurance company will be suspicious. 1.3094 0.04244 181 135 36 10
1818 The instructions said you were supposed to kill it first before mounting. 1.3094 0.05389 139 109 17 13
1819 Did the Cat get your tongue? 1.3093 0.04116 194 145 38 11
1820 I told you not to put that steak on your black eye. 1.3093 0.04181 194 146 36 12
1821 Maybe they really do have 9 lives! 1.3092 0.04595 152 113 31 8
1822 Where did you last see them? 1.3092 0.03941 207 154 42 11
1823 Maybe the aminatronic option wasn't a great idea. 1.3092 0.03881 207 153 44 10
1824 I told you that Karma knows where you live. 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
1825 This is not a good omen, Jared. 1.3090 0.04063 178 130 41 7
1826 Richard, is this your den or his? 1.3090 0.04436 178 135 31 12
1827 I thought you said you were a cat person. 1.3090 0.04063 178 130 41 7
1828 I see he played the long game. 1.3090 0.04436 178 135 31 12
1829 I told you to hire someone,but no, you said you could do it yourself. 1.3090 0.04436 178 135 31 12
1830 It’s leaning to the right. 1.3090 0.04140 178 131 39 8
1831 Shall I get you a chair, dear? 1.3090 0.04140 178 131 39 8
1832 I know you don't have your gun but I think he does recognize you. 1.3089 0.04092 191 142 39 10
1833 I told you it needed to be higher! 1.3088 0.03873 217 162 43 12
1834 Aslan, I take it back! You do belong on our wall and not stuffed in the wardrobe! 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
1835 Daniel! No more lion's den jokes. 1.3086 0.04488 175 133 30 12
1836 I tried to tell you: elephants may remember, but lions obsess. 1.3086 0.04414 175 132 32 11
1837 Just a little higher on the right. 1.3086 0.04414 175 132 32 11
1838 A little higher and more to the left 1.3086 0.04263 175 130 36 9
1839 Hunter trophy strikes back at trophy hunter 1.3086 0.04339 175 131 34 10
1840 A little to the left, Wilbur. 1.3086 0.04263 175 130 36 9
1841 It’s still not level, Darren. 1.3085 0.04336 188 143 32 13
1842 For the 30th time, that is NOT actually funny. 1.3085 0.04401 188 144 30 14
1843 EMS is bringing the jaws of life. 1.3085 0.03955 201 149 42 10
1844 I told you he preferred being in the den. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
1845 I like it! 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
1846 You wanted an interactive art installation! 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
1847 It's still crooked, dear. 1.3081 0.04616 172 132 27 13
1848 Yes, I can still see you! 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
1849 Darrel, we've been over this. That's not how you eat pussy. 1.3081 0.04645 185 145 23 17
1850 You know that the Post will call this another, "Covid-related lion attack!" 1.3081 0.04108 185 137 39 9
1851 It needs to come up a little on the right. 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
1852 I said, give the lion a piece of your mind. 1.3081 0.04057 198 148 39 11
1853 Just go easy, Harvey, and keep your head. 1.3081 0.04182 198 150 35 13
1854 I found your car keys 1.3077 0.04361 169 126 34 9
1855 It was better on the other side of the sofa. 1.3077 0.04434 182 139 30 13
1856 Well what did you think was going to happen when you said you were going to mount his mother as well? 1.3077 0.04569 182 141 26 15
1857 Was that really the very last place your cellphone could be? 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
1858 I told you we should have gone with a rug. 1.3077 0.04112 169 123 40 6
1859 You always end up in over your head when you try to redecorate. 1.3077 0.04748 169 131 24 14
1860 That'll end your lion ways! 1.3077 0.03832 195 142 46 7
1861 Try to relax and just breathe, Leon. Hakuna matata and all that. 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
1862 No,maybe a little more to the right? 1.3077 0.04325 156 114 36 6
1863 They do say it's best served cold 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
1864 Yes, dear, that will work, but isn't it much more convenient to wear a cloth mask? 1.3077 0.04520 169 128 30 11
1865 It just might make more sense to jump out the window. 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
1866 I told you I heard it growling. 1.3077 0.04002 182 133 42 7
1867 I told you to pay for installation with delivery. 1.3073 0.04139 205 156 35 14
1868 Just a tad bit higher on the right, dear. 1.3073 0.03901 205 152 43 10
1869 See if you can find a hook hole in the back. 1.3073 0.04206 192 145 35 12
1870 Poetic comes to mind 1.3073 0.04074 192 143 39 10
1871 I have a giraffe in the bedroom that does something similar. 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
1872 Move it up and to the left,and push your head in a little deeper. 1.3073 0.04691 179 140 23 16
1873 What's your Amazon password?!! 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1874 Charlie, your mask's on backwards! 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
1875 Don't yell at me. I don't know how my wedding ring got in there. 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
1876 Is that your subtle cue that you don’t want to go visit my mother? 1.3072 0.04732 166 128 25 13
1877 One should be careful not to lose their head when being lionized... 1.3072 0.04732 166 128 25 13
1878 Looks to me like you forgot to read the first chapter of Taxidermy for Dummies. 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
1879 Revenge springs eternal. 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
1880 Down a little on the left 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
1881 Are you still looking for your keys? 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
1882 Dinner's ready. 1.3069 0.04061 202 152 38 12
1883 I love how this painting just roars to life. 1.3069 0.04000 202 151 40 11
1884 I know you miss the circus, but everyone has to find new hobbies when they retire. 1.3069 0.04116 189 141 38 10
1885 I told you to not touch that button. 1.3068 0.04393 176 133 32 11
1886 You'll never hang it straight if you keep letting him eat you. 1.3068 0.04318 176 132 34 10
1887 What's the matter dear? Cat's got your tongue? 1.3068 0.04242 176 131 36 9
1888 I don't want to be you're trophy husband! 1.3068 0.04242 176 131 36 9
1889 I told you we shouldn't put it head height. 1.3068 0.04393 176 133 32 11
1890 I am glad HE finds you tasty. 1.3068 0.04748 176 138 22 16
1891 Why didn't you just shoot the gazelle?! 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
1892 I told you to let me do it! That's a MAN-eating lion! 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
1893 Fair's fair, Gerald. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
1894 Who's got whose tongue now, Marge?" 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
1895 Trust me, I'm a dentist. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
1896 You would have made a horrible proctologist, Stan. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
1897 Leo take the ass out of your head! 1.3067 0.04871 163 127 22 14
1898 Carol began to think cremation might have been more appropriate. 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
1899 I’ll pet him behind the ears to see if he lets go. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
1900 Don't lose your head. 1.3065 0.04430 186 143 29 14
1901 Joan couldn't believe her eyes. She finally found someone with the same unusual fetish. 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
1902 Trump still lost the election. 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
1903 ...And you thought you were cool finding the studs yourself. 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
1904 The cat got your tongue and then some. 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
1905 Just don't let him get your tongue. 1.3064 0.04519 173 132 29 12
1906 I really should have had only the lion taxidermied. 1.3064 0.04807 173 136 21 16
1907 Speak up - cat got your head? 1.3062 0.04856 160 124 23 13
1908 Stop trying to hide in there, John, and drink some wine. My parents won't stay more than an hour. 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
1909 There you go getting ahead of yourself again 1.3062 0.04252 160 117 37 6
1910 Have you always been this shy around women, Mr Barnes? 1.3062 0.04607 160 121 29 10
1911 Maybe a little higher and a smidge to the left 1.3062 0.04252 160 117 37 6
1912 I've seen hairballs before, but this one takes the cake. 1.3062 0.04521 160 120 31 9
1913 Weren't you supposed to catch it by its tail? 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
1914 Did you find your car keys yet? 1.3061 0.04080 196 147 38 11
1915 I guess by the sofa isn’t going to work 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
1916 I'm worried you're in a negative head space. 1.3061 0.04448 196 153 26 17
1917 I doubt that the car keys are in there 1.3059 0.04091 170 124 40 6
1918 Arnold! Just hang the damned thing. 1.3059 0.04497 170 129 30 11
1919 So, now you believe in Karma? 1.3059 0.04176 170 125 38 7
1920 He’s still upset over what happened in Zimbabwe. 1.3059 0.04497 170 129 30 11
1921 Seems fair -- now you've lost your pride. 1.3059 0.04723 170 132 24 14
1922 It needs to be higher. 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
1923 I wish you kissed me like that. Sigh. 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
1924 Well there goes all his pride! 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
1925 It’s still crooked. Try exposing your jugular. 1.3056 0.04394 180 137 31 12
1926 I'm sensing he wants it a little to the left. 1.3056 0.04101 180 133 39 8
1927 And when your done with that, there's a Hippo I'd like next to fireplace. 1.3056 0.04176 180 134 37 9
1928 Now THIS I like. 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
1929 The moment Steve's secret peephole to the Soul Cycle studio was discovered. 1.3054 0.04707 167 129 25 13
1930 You’ve been so quiet today, “cat got your tongue? 1.3054 0.04222 167 123 37 7
1931 Maybe a little too life-like. 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
1932 OK, Genius. Now take three steps to your right and lunge forward. 1.3053 0.04297 190 145 32 13
1933 I swear, they told me 2021 would be better. 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
1934 Well I guess he wasn’t so stuffed after all. 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
1935 You know what they say, "Revenge is a dish best served cold." 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
1936 I told you it looked a little too realistic! I'm getting another drink. 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
1937 Honey, for once can we not make game night so all-consuming? 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
1938 Ted, it looks perfect. 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
1939 Dear, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times . . . that’s not funny anymore! 1.3051 0.04444 177 135 30 12
1940 Now do you believe what the safari shaman said about karma? 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
1941 Dear, here is the glass of wine you asked for. Is something wrong? 1.3049 0.04767 164 127 24 13
1942 Look who's getting the last laugh. 1.3049 0.04271 164 121 36 7
1943 Keep adjusting. It’s not centered on your head. 1.3048 0.03853 187 136 45 6
1944 I told you not to use that discount taxidermist 1.3048 0.04209 187 141 35 11
1945 Are you still sure you want to mount the tail end? 1.3048 0.04601 187 147 23 17
1946 First things first, a little higher on the right. 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
1947 My mother was right about you. 1.3046 0.04190 174 129 37 8
1948 ...a little down and to the left. 1.3046 0.04496 174 133 29 12
1949 That is interactive! 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
1950 Honey, the World Wildlife Federation is on the phone. What shall I tell them? 1.3046 0.04190 174 129 37 8
1951 I appreciate the effort, but this isn't what I meant when I said our relationship lacked a sense of adventure. 1.3046 0.04110 174 128 39 7
1952 Really, Harold! But I guess this is better than where you usually stick your head. 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
1953 Now we’re even. 1.3046 0.04496 174 133 29 12
1954 Finish him ! 1.3043 0.04749 161 124 25 12
1955 Lift with your legs! 1.3043 0.04321 161 119 35 7
1956 John, do we have to relive "The Hunt" every time we come into room? 1.3043 0.04217 207 160 31 16
1957 I said that’s perfect, right there. 1.3043 0.04321 161 119 35 7
1958 Next time, let's get the elephant. They're vegetarians. 1.3043 0.04255 184 139 34 11
1959 Walter, Please stop singing "The Lion Eats Tonight." 1.3041 0.04550 171 131 28 12
1960 Now I remember why it was in the estate sale. 1.3041 0.04071 171 125 40 6
1961 I hope our taxidermist has a good refund policy 1.3041 0.04474 171 130 30 11
1962 Smidge to the left. 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
1963 Careful honey, I think it just winked at me. 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
1964 I'm pretty certain that's not where I left my cell phone. 1.3039 0.04006 181 133 41 7
1965 Ever hear of karma? 1.3039 0.04157 181 135 37 9
1966 Next time feed him before you straighten him out. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
1967 I know you can hear me...that lion has to go! 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
1968 Yeah, I'm super compatible with Leos. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
1969 Sweet revenge 1.3037 0.03871 191 140 44 7
1970 Up a little on the right dear, it’s still not even. 1.3036 0.04528 168 128 29 11
1971 Honestly, Henry, do you have to look at EVERY uvula? 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
1972 Narnia? 1.3036 0.04028 168 122 41 5
1973 I don’t know Bob, something about this piece just makes me feel alive. 1.3035 0.04005 201 151 39 11
1974 Harry, leave him be -- he LIKES hanging crooked! 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1975 For the last time, your days with the circus are over! 1.3034 0.04633 178 139 24 15
1976 So much for me biting your head off. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1977 Higher on the right. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1978 You're not in the circus anymore, Brad. 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
1979 Now that I see it up on the wall, the airbrush dolphins would have gone better with this carpet. 1.3032 0.04232 155 113 37 5
1980 Still think “all dentistry is the same” Henry ? 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
1981 His gingivitis is amazing, Harriet... 1.3032 0.03981 188 139 41 8
1982 Lost your keys again? 1.3032 0.03909 188 138 43 7
1983 Only you Fred,only you. 1.3030 0.04249 165 122 36 7
1984 Struggle a little bit higher and to the left. 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
1985 Look for my earring while you're at it. 1.3030 0.04583 165 126 28 11
1986 You should have removed the body from the other side before mounting the head. 1.3030 0.04583 165 126 28 11
1987 Will they let you keep working from home after the circus reopens? 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
1988 Honey... Should I close the curtains? 1.3029 0.04170 175 130 37 8
1989 Just a bit to the left dear 1.3027 0.04094 185 138 38 9
1990 Whaddya know, prayer works! 1.3027 0.04021 185 137 40 8
1991 I found the roku remote 1.3027 0.04235 185 140 34 11
1992 Maybe you should have waited until you were sure that it was dead. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1993 Looks good. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1994 You realize this beast has no belly to look into, right? 1.3026 0.03954 195 145 41 9
1995 That safari doesn't seem like it was a good idea now, does it? 1.3025 0.04883 162 127 21 14
1996 Leo, dear, this is so unlike you! 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
1997 Give it a rest Harry, you been retired from the three ring circus for two years. No one’s impressed. 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
1998 I've finally found someone who understands cosmic irony! 1.3023 0.04216 172 128 36 8
1999 Before you try and save yourself, Irwin, about three inches higher on the right. 1.3023 0.04216 172 128 36 8
2000 Joe, the lion tamer, starts his morning workout session 1.3022 0.04687 182 144 21 17
2001 No...I don't think so. Let's try it on the other wall. 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
2002 You say prenup. I say hakuna-matata. Cheers! 1.3022 0.04421 182 140 29 13
2003 Ohhh but it took me hours to get you out last time 1.3022 0.04281 182 138 33 11
2004 A little to the left... and climb inside its mouth more. 1.3021 0.04193 192 146 34 12
2005 See...I told you you would get the Lion's share in our divorce 1.3020 0.04228 202 156 31 15
2006 That's perfect George, how long can you hold it 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
2007 I was sure I killed him.... 1.3018 0.04264 169 126 35 8
2008 You really need to stop saying "literally". 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
2009 I thought you said he was stuffed! 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
2010 Oh John, I love when you give head. 1.3017 0.04472 179 138 28 13
2011 Don’t worry, most circus professionals make it out alive. 1.3017 0.04029 179 132 40 7
2012 Drop your left arm about five inches, and it'll be straight. 1.3016 0.04034 189 141 39 9
2013 I thought you said you’d ‘wiggle right out of it’ as soon as we got through Customs! 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
2014 If you lift the right corner up a little, you’ll be all set. 1.3013 0.04306 156 115 35 6
2015 You can bury your head in there all you want, but Epstein didn't kill himself 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
2016 Sorry, what's that dear? Cat's got your lung? 1.3013 0.04933 156 122 21 13
2017 Dan does his classic " AHH, IM BEING EATEN!" bit on their first date 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
2018 Honey, I just found your car keys 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
2019 You used to be top of the food chain. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
2020 Dammit. I was knew having Brian stuffed along with the lion would be too heavy for the wall. 1.3012 0.04794 166 130 22 14
2021 I told you that cologne smelled like musk ox. 1.3012 0.04559 166 127 28 11
2022 You forgot to feed the cat again! 1.3012 0.04794 166 130 22 14
2023 Pay back time. 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
2024 Please tell me you have your mask on. 1.3011 0.04452 176 135 29 12
2025 I see dead people. 1.3011 0.04524 176 136 27 13
2026 I helped you get your head out of the sand But this is all on you 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
2027 This is why I'm a dog person. 1.3011 0.03990 176 129 41 6
2028 I said, 'To the left'! 1.3011 0.04351 186 143 30 13
2029 I warned you. They are masters of the long hunt. 1.3011 0.04351 186 143 30 13
2030 Well...The decorator did insist jungle chic was back with a vengeance this season. 1.3011 0.04284 186 142 32 12
2031 A little to the - OOPS! 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
2032 I said,"right",not "bite!" 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
2033 You're doing it wrong. 1.3010 0.04052 206 157 36 13
2034 I don't think Siegfried and Roy worked with wall mounts, Dale. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
2035 With your bare hands, eh? 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2036 I should have warned you...it's performance art. 1.3007 0.04826 153 118 24 11
2037 Henry, when I said maybe you should literally do that, it wasn't meant literally. 1.3007 0.04258 153 112 36 5
2038 Muffled voice: “I still can’t find the hook, but I can see that the Johnsons [next door] have guests over for dinner.” 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
2039 Stan, quit clowning around and just hang the damn thing! 1.3006 0.04777 163 127 23 13
2040 Just stroke his head and say "nice kitty." 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
2041 Not calling him your little kitty now, are we? 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
2042 I think I liked it better on him. 1.3005 0.04190 183 138 35 10
2043 Well, I did warn you it was lifelike. 1.3005 0.04118 183 137 37 9
2044 Way,way too low, Harold!! 1.3005 0.04302 193 149 30 14
2045 Whoa! I guess that wasn't a still life. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
2046 Still think it needed to be lower, Julie? 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
2047 What's eating you. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
2048 The problem doesn't magically disappear if you don't see it, Irv. 1.3000 0.04152 190 144 35 11
2049 Stop it, George, you're making the kids cry! 1.3000 0.04308 180 137 32 11
2050 I noticed that he's been eyeing you. 1.3000 0.04075 170 125 39 6
2051 No no no! The fen shui's all wrong. 1.3000 0.04380 180 138 30 12
2052 I told you the den wasn't a good place for this. 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
2053 Give up, David. It's the lion's den. 1.3000 0.04084 190 143 37 10
2054 Okay, fine, you don't have your head in the clouds. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
2055 OMG! It must be the zebra cologne that I got you for your birthday. 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
2056 Silly me. I thought it would be PETA that got you. 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
2057 Let’s skip the drinks. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
2058 And Billy is missing from the bear rug! 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
2059 Actually, the main point of an idiom is to not have to act it out. 1.3000 0.04075 170 125 39 6
2060 Just a smidge more to the left. 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
2061 I keep telling you: what goes around comes around. 1.2995 0.04396 187 145 28 14
2062 Harry, I think you're endangered. 1.2994 0.04357 177 135 31 11
2063 No, Jack, it's not a lot more interesting that way… 1.2994 0.03890 177 129 43 5
2064 Why can’t you just play golf like the other retired veterinarians? 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
2065 I wouldn't take this lion down. 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
2066 Henry, no one thinks that's funny. 1.2994 0.04282 177 134 33 10
2067 Leo, the remote is not in there. 1.2994 0.04357 177 135 31 11
2068 How would I know your password? 1.2994 0.04430 177 136 29 12
2069 Larry, I think your phone is gone forever. 1.2994 0.04430 177 136 29 12
2070 What did I tell you? All your mistakes will come back to bite you. 1.2994 0.04290 167 125 34 8
2071 Whatever you're hunting for, sweetheart, I'm sure it's not in there. 1.2994 0.04119 167 123 38 6
2072 Oh, dear, perhaps you should have hung the witch or the wardrobe first?? 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
2073 Do you still think he was the best taxidermist in the world Bob? 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
2074 He lionized you. 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
2075 Touche, Pussy Cat! 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
2076 And you thought I was a trophy wife! 1.2990 0.04192 204 158 31 15
2077 You took his pride, so I'll help once he's finished taking yours. 1.2990 0.04156 194 148 34 12
2078 To be fair, you did say in the shop that it was speaking to you. 1.2990 0.03821 194 143 44 7
2079 I told you it wasn't dead. 1.2989 0.04025 184 137 39 8
2080 Why didn’t you have it stuffed first? 1.2989 0.04555 174 135 26 13
2081 I told you not to stiff the taxidermist! 1.2989 0.04253 174 131 34 9
2082 What's the matter, cat got your head 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
2083 I hope you're wearing a mask. 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
2084 Looks like it’s game on! 1.2989 0.04407 174 133 30 11
2085 That must have been one of those Jewish lions from outer space. 1.2989 0.04699 174 137 22 15
2086 YES! I said more to the left! 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
2087 Bad day, hon? 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
2088 You should've made sure he was dead. 1.2988 0.04752 164 128 23 13
2089 Looks like you got ahead of your game 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
2090 Whatever you do don't make him angry. 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
2091 ...and after CrossFit, I usually get my locally-sourced organic tea, which I drink while at my favorite vegan corner store. And then... 1.2988 0.04830 164 129 21 14
2092 Ed,I think you're taking this 'art gratia artis' thing a bit too far 1.2988 0.04426 164 124 31 9
2093 I miss the circus too, sweetie, but we have to move on 1.2988 0.04164 164 121 37 6
2094 Maybe you should have looked at the user's manual! 1.2988 0.04672 164 127 25 12
2095 It's kind of ironic. Don't you think? 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
2096 Cat tongue's got you? 1.2986 0.04631 144 108 29 7
2097 So who is she? You can't hide there forever 1.2985 0.03993 201 152 38 11
2098 OK Google: how to videos: oral extraction from deceased lion - No - make that presumptively deceased lion. 1.2984 0.04199 191 146 33 12
2099 OK, sure, fine. I'm paying attention to you. Happy? 1.2983 0.04142 181 136 36 9
2100 Lower...lower...a little to the right... perfect! 1.2983 0.04067 181 135 38 8
2101 serves you right, dumbass 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
2102 Don't you think you should have killed it first? 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
2103 Honey, can you please stop whining! I'm trying to have a drink here. 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
2104 Bob, Bob! Your wine is right here. 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
2105 Don't worry! He can't be very hungry.. 1.2983 0.03913 181 133 42 6
2106 'A weemaway a weemaway!' 'Very funny honey, just pull me out!!' 1.2983 0.04428 181 140 28 13
2107 Now I see why it was 50% off. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
2108 Whoa. Payback time. 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
2109 Maybe the catnip shampoo wasn't such a great idea! 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
2110 Okay, dear, now you're really in over your head. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
2111 Well of course I didn't think he was hungry - you said he was stuffed! Ambi Biggs, Arlington, VA 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
2112 Oh that is so kool; more wine? 1.2981 0.04894 161 127 20 14
2113 No dear, I don't think it's quite the same when the lion tamer does it. 1.2981 0.04650 161 124 26 11
2114 Let me guess; performance art "Poetic Justice" 1.2981 0.04650 161 124 26 11
2115 It's so lifelike - I'd swear his eyes are following me! 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
2116 Perhaps a glass of wine will soothe the savage beast? 1.2980 0.04032 198 150 37 11
2117 the cat's got your tongue? 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2118 Save your antics for the party, Dear! 1.2978 0.04186 178 134 35 9
2119 Now, THAT'S a conversation piece. 1.2978 0.04335 178 136 31 11
2120 ‘Did you put it on vibrate?’ 1.2978 0.04408 178 137 29 12
2121 Honey, it's slanting a bit to the left 1.2978 0.04186 178 134 35 9
2122 Some art is best enjoyed from afar. 1.2978 0.04262 178 135 33 10
2123 Clyde, If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: do not try this trick at home. 1.2978 0.03952 178 131 41 6
2124 I told you you weren't the alpha male. 1.2978 0.04032 178 132 39 7
2125 Problem, Bwana? 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
2126 Now I see why you retired from Ringling Bros. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
2127 Looks like a job for Eric and Don Jr. 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
2128 At first it scared me, but then I realized it couldn't choke on your head. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
2129 But, on the plus side, this taxidermist guarantees life-like results. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
2130 Apartment living doesn't replace the thrill of working for the circus, does it, Alonzo? 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
2131 I told you not to tease him. 1.2974 0.04201 195 150 32 13
2132 What did you mean by "deader than a doornail?" 1.2973 0.04079 185 139 37 9
2133 I told you MGM wanted it back!!! 1.2973 0.04151 185 140 35 10
2134 I told you we should just hire someone to hang it. 1.2973 0.04007 185 138 39 8
2135 A little too late, the lion gathered his courage. 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
2136 You violated the six foot lion distance rule Howard. 1.2971 0.04459 175 135 28 12
2137 If you'd remembered to feed him, he wouldn't be so testy. 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
2138 Relax, Leonard, my mother's not coming over for dinner until next Tuesday. 1.2971 0.04385 175 134 30 11
2139 Maybe a moose would have been a better idea. 1.2970 0.03976 202 153 38 11
2140 Oh, for God's sake, Ted! Get your head out of there before you rip your shirt!! 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
2141 Don’t you think it would better over the sofa? 1.2970 0.04403 165 125 31 9
2142 PETA is here to see you 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
2143 I love how it captures the nuance of that day! 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
2144 It's called karma, Don Jr. 1.2970 0.04231 165 123 35 7
2145 A little lower and I could live with it. 1.2969 0.04114 192 146 35 11
2146 I told you not to stick your nose where it doesn’t belong. 1.2969 0.04048 192 145 37 10
2147 A simple explanation would have been sufficient." 1.2968 0.04772 155 120 24 11
2148 Honey, you're supposed to go through the wardrobe not the lion. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
2149 I told you, he prefers being by the window. 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
2150 More to the left. 1.2967 0.03972 182 135 40 7
2151 Now this is sweet revenge. 1.2967 0.04122 182 137 36 9
2152 I told you to hang that thing higher up the wall or someone was going to get hurt. 1.2967 0.04338 182 140 30 12
2153 Honey, you just can’t take this lion down. 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
2154 Move your head a little to the left. 1.2967 0.04195 182 138 34 10
2155 Every time you watch Gladiator you pull a stunt like this. 1.2965 0.04587 172 134 25 13
2156 Vengeance is mine, sayeth the lion. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
2157 Well dear ...to be fair .. 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
2158 I told you it was still breathing when you BOUGHT the thing but nooo,you knew better. 1.2963 0.04369 162 122 32 8
2159 I know you can't see it from there but... 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
2160 You still want me to pour you a glass of wine dear? 1.2961 0.04090 179 134 37 8
2161 I warned you Larry, it’s the circle of life! 1.2961 0.04387 179 138 29 12
2162 Fine. I won’t ask how you feel about my mother-in-law visiting again. 1.2959 0.03924 196 147 40 9
2163 Couldn't just walk up the stairs to get the backscratcher,could you...? 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
2164 Lion got your tongue? 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
2165 I told you not to wear that eau de giraffe cologne! 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
2166 'He's just being friendly" 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
2167 This just goes to prove what I've been telling you Howard- It's never too late for revenge. 1.2956 0.04142 159 117 37 5
2168 I told you he’d get even 1.2955 0.04134 176 132 36 8
2169 I know, but it's not quite level yet, dear. 1.2955 0.04363 176 135 30 11
2170 No, a little higher and tilted to the left. 1.2955 0.04055 176 131 38 7
2171 Still practicing for your audition with the circus, or for the meeting with your boss tomorrow? 1.2955 0.04055 176 131 38 7
2172 Up a little and to the left. 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
2173 Be careful! I don't want you to scratch the paint! 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
2174 We’ll never finish this game of Jumanji if I don’t find the dice, honey. 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 35 11
2175 Oh, good! 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
2176 Just up a bit on the right. 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
2177 Cats do have 9 lives 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
2178 I’m dying. Inside. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
2179 He's never done this before - he must smell your zebra. 1.2952 0.04210 166 124 35 7
2180 George. This isn't the jungle; please let him out of your mouth. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
2181 Oh no. Don't eat my big game hunter husband. Please, I beg you. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
2182 ... and that is why you never buy second-hand taxidermy. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
2183 It needs to be lower on the left. 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
2184 Are you still showing off about capturing it alive ? 1.2951 0.03877 183 135 42 6
2185 I guess this also makes him King of 112 th avenue. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
2186 Still itchy? 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
2187 Quit squealing, the neighbors' end is far worse. 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
2188 A little to the left. 1.2948 0.04259 173 131 33 9
2189 Well, you did say you'd get him even if it killed you. 1.2948 0.04098 173 129 37 7
2190 Why can't you leave your work under the big top when you come home? 1.2948 0.04259 173 131 33 9
2191 Let's rethink the African trophy triptych 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
2192 This is really what you like better than the picture of my mother? 1.2948 0.04563 173 135 25 13
2193 I can't help you now, but you're doing it wrong. 1.2947 0.04070 190 144 36 10
2194 Poetic justice. 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
2195 Leo,please keep your food in the kitchen! 1.2945 0.04681 163 127 24 12
2196 Is it level? 1.2945 0.04432 163 124 30 9
2197 I told them to mount it "as is". 1.2944 0.03915 180 133 41 6
2198 I told you that taxidermist was a little weird. 1.2944 0.03994 180 134 39 7
2199 It's a good story, but remember we bought that at a yard sale. 1.2944 0.04101 197 151 34 12
2200 Dear,the oven was available. What were you thinking? 1.2941 0.04063 204 157 34 13
2201 Julie arrived home from work early and caught Joe in a compromising situation 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
2202 Looks like that Safari was worth the money after all. 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
2203 What's that darling? You're mumbling again. Just hold it right there while I refill my wine glass. 1.2941 0.04897 153 120 21 12
2204 A little higher and to your left. 1.2938 0.04342 177 136 30 11
2205 You remind me so much of my first husband." 1.2938 0.04035 177 132 38 7
2206 To the left a little. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
2207 The cat's got more than your tongue. 1.2938 0.03955 177 131 40 6
2208 Take it down a notch. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
2209 I told you not to buy anything else from the Billy the Bass company! 1.2937 0.04573 160 123 27 10
2210 Straighten and a little more to the left. 1.2937 0.04024 160 117 39 4
2211 I told you not to criticize the Cats movie around him. 1.2937 0.04121 160 118 37 5
2212 A little farther to the right. 1.2937 0.04307 160 120 33 7
2213 Does he shed? 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
2214 'I know we've been holed up a while, but there are easier ways to say you need a break' 1.2935 0.03980 201 153 37 11
2215 Try tilting it to the left just a tad. 1.2935 0.03936 184 137 40 7
2216 That's it! Exactly how it was when the guide shot him. 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
2217 Damn, that taxidermist is GOOD! 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
2218 Bite down a little to your right. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
2219 Oh dear, Don Jr.--looks like they're getting their revenge. 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
2220 When you’re done, I’d like you to also eat my ex. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
2221 'Now' I know where you hide the cbd. 1.2934 0.04676 167 131 23 13
2222 That’s not what I meant when I wanted you to go all in! 1.2934 0.04519 167 129 27 11
2223 I think I might head out now . . . 1.2932 0.03914 191 143 40 8
2224 This is sort of like those New Yorker cartoons where no caption is necessary. 1.2932 0.04315 191 149 28 14
2225 Left...bit more left...now up a couple of inches... 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
2226 Hey hot shot, who's King of the Jungle now! 1.2931 0.04158 174 131 35 8
2227 That's it - NO MORE home taxidermy! And up a little on the right... 1.2931 0.04391 174 134 29 11
2228 I said you should get in touch with a head hunter 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
2229 I told you, it wasn’t one of those singing big mouth bass things! 1.2931 0.04466 174 135 27 12
2230 All I asked, and I said it very nicely, was that you take your head out of your ass. 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
2231 Why do you always insist on embarrassing me? 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
2232 I better turn off the oven. 1.2929 0.04082 198 152 34 12
2233 Didn't I tell you that your pandemic beard made you look like a buffalo? 1.2928 0.04273 181 139 31 11
2234 Okay, that’s the perfect height but now it’s not level... 1.2928 0.04127 181 137 35 9
2235 So, let's not lose our head over this. 1.2928 0.04273 181 139 31 11
2236 I'm so glad you listened to me and did not decide to mount his hind quarters. 1.2928 0.03897 181 134 41 6
2237 I’d call that a draw. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
2238 Either this piece is really lifelike, or my merlot is speaking to me. 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
2239 Oh, that lion. 1.2927 0.03986 205 157 36 12
2240 You know when you buy something on vacation because you got caught up in the moment, and then you realize it doesn't work at all when you get home? 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
2241 It was under the category ‘Menacing Expressionism’! 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
2242 Susan realized all too late that he had actually said 'lion kink' 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
2243 Oh my God, Henry! Are you...actually, a little more to the right. 1.2924 0.03951 171 126 40 5
2244 Aren't you supposed to grab it by the tail? 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
2245 You need to put your back into it. 1.2924 0.04443 171 132 28 11
2246 Geez, Arthur, I told you to apologize BEFORE hanging him up. 1.2924 0.04204 171 129 34 8
2247 Here is that new White Zinfandel I wanted you to try. 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
2248 You're stuck on the uvula? 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
2249 Be sure that hanger will support your weight. 1.2924 0.04443 171 132 28 11
2250 I warned you about using that taxidermist 1.2923 0.04188 195 151 31 13
2251 Too bad you can’t always do this to find the nail to hang it on. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
2252 Death and taxidermy! 1.2921 0.04016 178 133 38 7
2253 A little more to the left...up higher...flip it up...perfect! 1.2921 0.04246 178 136 32 10
2254 So now it looks like you’re on the endangered species list. 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
2255 Yes! You’re Brave! But it’s still too low on the right! 1.2921 0.04393 178 138 28 12
2256 You pick NOW to use your head? 1.2921 0.04465 178 139 26 13
2257 Can you see the canary? 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
2258 Who's on safari now, Leonard? 1.2919 0.04193 161 120 35 6
2259 Q said the missing votes are in here 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
2260 For Pete's sake I thought we had this fixed! 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
2261 yes,your name is Daniel..and yes this is his den too, but.... 1.2919 0.04548 161 124 27 10
2262 We need a stud finder." 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
2263 Our guests are due any minute. Quit eating daddy so he can vacuum the rug. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
2264 I told you we should have hired a decorator. 1.2919 0.04136 185 141 34 10
2265 I told you they can sense fear. 1.2919 0.04276 185 143 30 12
2266 Oh great..now we have to repaint! 1.2919 0.04344 185 144 28 13
2267 Is it still crooked? 1.2917 0.04080 168 125 37 6
2268 Now you know what’s meant by the lion’s share. 1.2917 0.04334 168 128 31 9
2269 You hid toilet paper where? 1.2917 0.04334 168 128 31 9
2270 We’re both questioning your taste. 1.2917 0.04034 192 146 36 10
2271 Have you ever considered rewriting your bucket list? 1.2917 0.04251 168 127 33 8
2272 I told you to stop playing with the cat! 1.2917 0.04416 168 129 29 10
2273 Silly, it's already stuffed! 1.2917 0.04251 168 127 33 8
2274 I know you were a team in the circus; but it’s over. He died and you retired. 1.2917 0.04574 168 131 25 12
2275 Roger! Stop being so dramatic! 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
2276 I'd title this one "circle of life" 1.2915 0.04065 199 153 34 12
2277 I thought you agreed to leave your circus life behind you. 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
2278 I think the stud found you, dear... 1.2914 0.04138 175 132 35 8
2279 You need to raise it about one foot. 1.2914 0.04444 175 136 27 12
2280 You’re really gonna have to stick the dismount. 1.2914 0.04517 175 137 25 13
2281 Leo! Have you lost your mind?!! 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
2282 I told you karma would come back to bite you 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
2283 Oh how I wish you were still alive. 1.2914 0.04845 151 118 22 11
2284 That’s not my idea of a trophy husband, Bob. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
2285 I'm not sure the Circus properly thought through this pandemic working-from-home plan for you. 1.2913 0.03527 206 151 50 5
2286 First the dog jumps up on you to get petted, and now this... 1.2912 0.04252 182 140 31 11
2287 Sometimes there's a delayed reaction. 1.2912 0.04323 182 141 29 12
2288 Yep it’s definitely real. 1.2912 0.04252 182 140 31 11
2289 Come on Honey, I 'm certain you will win The New Yorker caption contest someday! 1.2912 0.04461 182 143 25 14
2290 Should I call the Humane Society or the Fire Department? 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2291 Fine, you've made your point. I just don't like the way it looks at me. 1.2911 0.04241 158 118 34 6
2292 To the left Stanley, to the left.” 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2293 It does this sometimes. 1.2909 0.04213 165 124 34 7
2294 Two inches higher, you're almost there 1.2909 0.04551 165 128 26 11
2295 You were supposed to pull your head out of your ass. 1.2909 0.04385 165 126 30 9
2296 Don't worry, his eyes are bigger than his stomach! 1.2909 0.04125 165 123 36 6
2297 I told you he would be mad! 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
2298 I invited you over because you said you were good at giving head. 1.2907 0.04645 172 136 22 14
2299 I told you rooting for the Lions would come back to bite you. 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
2300 my gosh, siegfried. what's roy's number? 1.2907 0.04264 172 131 32 9
2301 Hold on, I'd say it needs to be a little more to the left. 1.2907 0.04496 172 134 26 12
2302 Honey, you're missing the big game. 1.2907 0.04101 172 129 36 7
2303 Perhaps it wasn't a fatal wound after all? 1.2907 0.03932 172 127 40 5
2304 Show him your belly! Show him your belly! 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
2305 I TOLD YOU TO FEED HIM BEFORE YOU HANG HIM! 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
2306 Babe? Do you still want your glass of Muscadet or shall I have it? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
2307 Like I told you before, the large mouth bass would have been my choice. 1.2905 0.03917 179 133 40 6
2308 I changed my mind. You'd look better on the other wall. 1.2905 0.03917 179 133 40 6
2309 How is your head on backward? 1.2905 0.04074 179 135 36 8
2310 I'm certain he couldn't have swallowed your iPhone!! 1.2905 0.04074 179 135 36 8
2311 The lion is finally getting his share, dear? 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
2312 Oh, I forgot to mention. He bite IS actually worse… 1.2905 0.03836 179 132 42 5
2313 Nobody, I mean nobody told me there’d be days like these! 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
2314 I knew that going to the costume party as Siegfried and Roy was a bad idea. 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
2315 Wait, I’ll get the bigger nails. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
2316 Still think his “Growl is worse than his Bite?” 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
2317 At least it covers my nose and mouth! 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
2318 Although it's a little painful, I swear you can see Narnia through there. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
2319 This never would have happened if you'd just gone squirrel hunting like I told you. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
2320 You really have to stop that now you've retired from the circus. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
2321 Hey, I never said the lion was dead. 1.2900 0.03723 200 149 44 7
2322 Stop messing around and hang it Daniel 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
2323 Honey, do you want me to get some Vaseline? 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
2324 I'm thinking your taxidermist has some legal exposure here. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2325 Shall I have you stuffed as well? 1.2898 0.04038 176 132 37 7
2326 That piece really gets me, too. 1.2898 0.04118 176 133 35 8
2327 No, a little further in, Herb. Now just stand there... 1.2898 0.04422 176 137 27 12
2328 You’re right, this does wonders for my migraine. 1.2898 0.04118 176 133 35 8
2329 Joyce suddenly realized the downside of art imitating life. 1.2898 0.04038 176 132 37 7
2330 I really rely on his taste in men 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
2331 Would you please hold it still? 1.2896 0.03861 183 136 41 6
2332 Wow, stuffed but still got game. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2333 Have you lost your head? I only said the plaque was crooked. 1.2895 0.03916 190 143 39 8
2334 I thought a 'Heads-up display' referred to something else... 1.2893 0.04024 197 151 35 11
2335 Did I remind you before that what goes around comes around? 1.2893 0.04150 197 153 31 13
2336 Told you it was playing dead! 1.2893 0.03959 197 150 37 10
2337 If you needed help you'd say so, right Michael? Michael? 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
2338 You get what you pay for with taxidermists. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
2339 A little to the left...more to the right...that's it. Now bite down harder. 1.2892 0.04606 166 130 24 12
2340 Well, at least you won't have to teach online anymore. 1.2892 0.04445 166 128 28 10
2341 Eric! The missing votes aren't in there! 1.2892 0.04685 166 131 22 13
2342 You see! I told you my mothers gifts were usually disguised as harmless. 1.2892 0.04191 166 125 34 7
2343 The hat in the cat! 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
2344 Honey, you're over feeding the cat! 1.2892 0.04278 166 126 32 8
2345 I'm afraid it's divine retribution. 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
2346 It's really quite life-like... 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
2347 Harold!”, I told you not to tease it! 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
2348 Okay now I understand your silence. Cat got your head! 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
2349 Yes, the lion knows you're THAT dentist. 1.2890 0.04081 173 130 36 7
2350 There are easier ways to swallow your pride, darling. 1.2889 0.03978 180 135 38 7
2351 You're not going to find your contact lenses in there, did you hear me. Are you even listening! 1.2889 0.04131 180 137 34 9
2352 You didn't you read the plaque, did you. 1.2889 0.04131 180 137 34 9
2353 This is all just a big game to you, isn’t it honey? 1.2889 0.04559 180 143 22 15
2354 I absolutely love it! Just turn your neck a little to the left to straighten it out,honey. 1.2888 0.04435 187 148 24 15
2355 Dave darling your head hasn't been in the right place recently 1.2886 0.04290 149 111 33 5
2356 Make up your mind. Are you 'in' or 'out'? 1.2886 0.04029 201 155 34 12
2357 Finally, the alcohol seems to be kicking in. 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
2358 We just fed him an hour ago! 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
2359 While you're in there can you look for my camera? 1.2883 0.04327 163 124 31 8
2360 Don`t hurt yourself. 1.2883 0.04745 163 129 21 13
2361 I know, Simba, this whole thing has been traumatic for all us,but you don’t have to bite his head off! 1.2883 0.04414 163 125 29 9
2362 Now you've really lost your head, dear. 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
2363 OK I believe you, you can stick your head into a lion's mouth. However, there are no lion tamer jobs available. 1.2882 0.04039 170 127 37 6
2364 It's a participation trophy animal 1.2882 0.04125 170 128 35 7
2365 For god's sake Henry, that is not proof you were part of a circus. It just convinces me beyond the shadow of a doubt that you're an idiot. 1.2882 0.04603 170 134 23 13
2366 That’s what you get for using the cut-rate taxidermist. 1.2882 0.04125 170 128 35 7
2367 Swallow, you cowardly lion! Swallow!!! 1.2882 0.04603 170 134 23 13
2368 Touché, Cecil. 1.2882 0.04125 170 128 35 7
2369 -but can you see the rest of his body? 1.2882 0.04039 170 127 37 6
2370 Maybe it would look better by the breakfast nook. 1.2882 0.04208 170 129 33 8
2371 'Nope. No tonsils'. 1.2882 0.04208 170 129 33 8
2372 This is EXACTLY why I wanted a dog. 1.2882 0.04290 170 130 31 9
2373 I told you it looked better in the den ,but no ,you just had to see what it looked like in the living room 1.2881 0.04251 177 136 31 10
2374 'I TOLD you that hook wouldn't hold.' 1.2881 0.04018 177 133 37 7
2375 It's Greaattttt! 1.2881 0.03938 177 132 39 6
2376 Pussy grabs back. 1.2881 0.04251 177 136 31 10
2377 Honey! I was joking that I want the lion's share! 1.2880 0.03920 184 138 39 7
2378 The lion sleeps tonight...on the couch. 1.2880 0.04237 191 149 29 13
2379 Martha’s mail order trophy husband wasn’t as expected. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
2380 Yeah... and then what happened? 1.2876 0.04216 153 114 34 5
2381 Hear that rattle? If I can find another 35 cents we can order pizza. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
2382 I said, "HIGHER!" 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
2383 I've told you before that he doesn't like to be scratched behind the ears. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
2384 I'm having a hard time finding the hook. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
2385 Let me just get my zebra print pants. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
2386 Mother warned me that you'd turn out to be a lion son of a b-tch ... 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
2387 The taxidermist took you at your word when you asked for it to be as real as possible. 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
2388 Harold, calm down! A mask with social distancing is sufficient for Covid protection! 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
2389 You've got it on back to front! 1.2874 0.04503 167 130 26 11
2390 Up a bit on the right. 1.2874 0.04582 167 131 24 12
2391 Don’t get flustered. Keep your head. 1.2874 0.04422 167 129 28 10
2392 I could use a little help here kitten. 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
2393 Alexa, cancel art robot. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
2394 I told you this decor is a little aggressive. 1.2874 0.04061 174 131 36 7
2395 If you just turn your body around, I doubt anyone will notice. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
2396 You've clutched defeat from the jaws of victory 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
2397 Heads you win! 1.2873 0.04537 181 144 22 15
2398 Shall I call a taxidermist now? 1.2873 0.04036 181 137 36 8
2399 I did warn you—these walls have mouths. 1.2873 0.04036 181 137 36 8
2400 You said, "Make him seem alive". 1.2872 0.03864 188 141 40 7
2401 Now that's the circle of life for you! 1.2872 0.03790 188 140 42 6
2402 I thought elephants never forget. 1.2871 0.04092 209 164 30 15
2403 If you had joined the Elks Club you wouldn't be in this fix! 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
2404 Wow, MGM's really elevated 3D movies! 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
2405 Maybe next time, you'll think twice before taking the lion's share for yourself. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
2406 "Well if it does rip your head off I'll at least have a pair. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
2407 It's his idea of Fancy Feast 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
2408 Honey, I swear it's not what it looks like. 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
2409 Earl! Stop the "Macho" and just hang the damn trophy! 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
2410 I’m the mane event now! 1.2866 0.04700 157 123 23 11
2411 I had imagined the taxidermist correcting this problem 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
2412 Dear, I don't think Siegfried and Roy started out this way. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
2413 I'm trying to find the damn hook! 1.2866 0.04719 164 130 21 13
2414 Okay! Okay! I'm sorry I told you to get your head out of your ass! 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
2415 Acting out idioms impresses no one, George. 1.2866 0.04558 164 128 25 11
2416 Don't panic - you'll be safely shat into the neighbors living room. 1.2866 0.04639 164 129 23 12
2417 Now that I think of it perhaps two heads are better than one. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
2418 This isn't what I meant when I told you to get your head out of your ass. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
2419 I said a little to the left. You never listen. 1.2865 0.04504 171 134 25 12
2420 You could really use a haircut, Dave. 1.2865 0.04348 171 132 29 10
2421 Honey, did you find my sock? 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
2422 I told you the taxidermist was creepy. 1.2865 0.04348 171 132 29 10
2423 Karma's a bitch, huh? 1.2865 0.04504 171 134 25 12
2424 I find a lot white wine goes well with my husband 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
2425 I told you, objects are closer than they seem. 1.2865 0.04019 171 128 37 6
2426 That never happened with the aardvark trophy. Anyway, Roger, after this last glass of wine, I'm off to the grocery. We're out of wine. I might stop by Greg's on the way home for a glass of wine and maybe some canoodlin'. I'm glad you can't hear me. 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
2427 You're getting ahead of the game 1.2865 0.04104 171 129 35 7
2428 You and your lion eyes. 1.2865 0.04104 171 129 35 7
2429 I promise Gerald, I don't just see you as a piece of meat. Also, these visual metaphors of yours are becoming increasingly strained. 1.2865 0.04378 178 139 27 12
2430 He senses you are a Leo. 1.2865 0.04590 178 142 21 15
2431 And he says I bite his head off! 1.2865 0.04231 178 137 31 10
2432 ''Honey, I could swear he just winked at me!'' 1.2865 0.03826 185 138 41 6
2433 Why can't you just admit you have a problem? 1.2865 0.04192 185 143 31 11
2434 A little to the right. A little to the left. Now back a little...Hold it! That's perfect! 1.2865 0.04121 185 142 33 10
2435 Maybe just a little bit to the left. 1.2865 0.04397 185 146 25 14
2436 Oh, Dear. this gives a whole new meaning to being lionized. 1.2864 0.03835 206 157 39 10
2437 Aren’t you supposed to wear it the other way around? 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
2438 A total cat-as-trophy. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
2439 I stand corrected. 1.2857 0.04062 168 126 36 6
2440 Just use the wall stud finder, showoff. 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
2441 Honey, this is what happens when you don't get the lion completely stuffed. 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
2442 No, I said YOUR left. 1.2857 0.03896 196 149 38 9
2443 Look! No heads! 1.2857 0.03882 168 124 40 4
2444 OK, you're right Alice, it's not quite as easy as hanging a wide screen TV. 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
2445 I thought it was the scarecrow that wanted a brain 1.2857 0.04762 154 121 22 11
2446 Lion king, my ass. It’s Tuesday; take out the garbage. 1.2857 0.04308 182 142 28 12
2447 No! No! A little to the left. 1.2857 0.03994 203 157 34 12
2448 I told you cats remember! 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
2449 Maybe the keto diet isn’t a good idea 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
2450 No, honey. I'm pretty sure that's NOT how Siegfried and Roy got started. 1.2857 0.04265 161 122 32 7
2451 I told you to lay off the catnip 1.2857 0.04062 168 126 36 6
2452 I told you he was the king of the jungle and he would get his revenge 1.2857 0.03986 154 113 38 3
2453 Would you like some wine with that? 1.2857 0.04079 161 120 36 5
2454 Are you sure it’s not level? 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
2455 I thought you said you would laugh in the face of danger. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
2456 I know it tastes awful. But I brought you some wine to make it easier. 1.2857 0.03846 189 142 40 7
2457 Darling, I’m quite sure your dad's instructions meant to insert the head of the nail into the mouth on the base. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
2458 Honey, maybe he would prefer to be hung in the den. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
2459 A little bit lower and to the left. 1.2857 0.04149 168 127 34 7
2460 The teeth are still crooked 1.2850 0.03999 207 161 33 13
2461 After this, you need to shovel the kitty litter off the credenza. 1.2850 0.04034 200 155 33 12
2462 Call the taxidermist and tell him I want my money back. 1.2850 0.03864 193 146 39 8
2463 Never before had she thought he would one day be lionized. 1.2850 0.04001 193 148 35 10
2464 When burying your head in the sand just isn't enough. 1.2850 0.03933 193 147 37 9
2465 I told you it looks better in the den. 1.2849 0.04102 186 143 33 10
2466 Well,so much for Wimowey, the Lion Sleeeps Tonight. 1.2849 0.03808 186 139 41 6
2467 I’m not saying you do this on purpose, but it happens every time the Hines come for dinner. 1.2849 0.04356 179 140 27 12
2468 How did you lose your phone in there? 1.2849 0.03980 179 135 37 7
2469 Looks like revenge is a meal best served klutzy. 1.2849 0.04135 179 137 33 9
2470 Here, this will help wash him down 1.2849 0.04428 179 141 25 13
2471 Honey, you can come out now. You got the vaccine! 1.2849 0.04135 179 137 33 9
2472 Daniel. Time to hang the lion in the den. 1.2849 0.03900 179 134 39 6
2473 OK. Now a little bit back to the left. 1.2849 0.04210 179 138 31 10
2474 Are you sure you don't need my help with that? 1.2849 0.04326 172 133 29 10
2475 So are you Siegfried? or Roy. 1.2849 0.04166 172 131 33 8
2476 Revenge can be sweet, don't you think? 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
2477 Well, at least it's a lion. I don't want anybody to say you had your head up your donkey. 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
2478 Gee,this brings a whole new meaning to consumer art..... 1.2849 0.04556 172 136 23 13
2479 Words have consequences, honey. 1.2849 0.04083 172 130 35 7
2480 I told you he had been eying you! 1.2849 0.04083 172 130 35 7
2481 No wonder the taxidermist was so insistent you pick it up immediately. 1.2848 0.03921 165 122 39 4
2482 You should see it from the other side! 1.2848 0.04282 165 126 31 8
2483 I like it, but no use losing your head over it. 1.2848 0.04015 165 123 37 5
2484 You should have made sure he was dead first 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
2485 A little higher... no, lower 1.2848 0.04015 165 123 37 5
2486 A little bit more to the left. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
2487 Your dream of being a lion tamer is officially over! 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
2488 Just another day in the concrete jungle, eh Bob? 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
2489 Wow! You're right. It is easier this way: a little to the right and drop your left shoulder a few inches. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
2490 Sorry, can you repeat that quote about man's dominion over the wild animals? I missed the last part. 1.2848 0.04734 151 118 23 10
2491 This is what I get for dating a dentist 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
2492 I told you your big head would someday get you in trouble! 1.2843 0.03878 197 150 38 9
2493 Speaking tongue in cheek takes on a new meaning 1.2842 0.03829 190 143 40 7
2494 While you’re in there, see if you can find our tour guide. 1.2842 0.04308 190 150 26 14
2495 Lionshead Revisited 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
2496 Down, just a little bit more. Yes, that's it. Perfect! 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
2497 Roy ? Siegfried? 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
2498 Simba! Bad singing lion head! Drop George now! 1.2840 0.04456 169 132 26 11
2499 Now no one will know you were at the Capitol. 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
2500 Now dear, put your back into it! 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
2501 Nice try, but it is not a turn on for me. 1.2840 0.04456 169 132 26 11
2502 Down a little more on the left. 1.2840 0.04041 169 127 36 6
2503 I don't think it's intended to be performance art. 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
2504 Oh, Nate, stop it! You'll win the Cartoon Caption Contest someday. 1.2840 0.04590 162 127 24 11
2505 I knew I should’ve gone with the singing fish. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
2506 Yes, it's ANOTHER glass of wine...since when have you had eyes in the back of your head? 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
2507 There’s a hook back here somewhere. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
2508 Now he finds his courage?! 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
2509 George, when I said let’s get a bite I meant out! 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
2510 It's okay Frank, he left the White House, really! 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
2511 I told you he didn't want to be by the window! 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
2512 A bit too immersive, perhaps? 1.2835 0.03916 194 148 37 9
2513 It's just not as impressive without the rest of the lion." 1.2835 0.03916 194 148 37 9
2514 Well, Todd, that's what you get for bargain hunting again. 1.2834 0.03939 187 142 37 8
2515 I thought you said you killed him. 1.2834 0.03791 187 140 41 6
2516 Miss placed the remote again, Alan? 1.2834 0.04012 187 143 35 9
2517 I feel like you crossed a lion somewhere. 1.2832 0.04145 173 132 33 8
2518 What goes around comes around 1.2832 0.04225 173 133 31 9
2519 Just stop the self loathing, Henry. You don’t even own a gun. 1.2832 0.04145 173 132 33 8
2520 Either you or the lion is facing the wrong way! 1.2832 0.03894 173 129 39 5
2521 Oh! I guess the emu oil was a bad idea. 1.2832 0.03979 173 130 37 6
2522 Isn't it amazing how far they've come with 3D printing. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
2523 Harold, Forget about it, your days as a circus performer are over. 1.2831 0.04084 166 125 35 6
2524 Honey, I didn’t realize you had to pay extra to make sure it was dead 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
2525 You shorted Gamestop too? 1.2830 0.04198 159 120 33 6
2526 I told you you had to kill it first! 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
2527 Leo, don’t you want your drink? 1.2830 0.04383 159 122 29 8
2528 Shove your head in a bit further and move it a little to the right. 1.2830 0.04291 159 121 31 7
2529 Oh god Frank - stop with the virtual suicides already! 1.2829 0.04976 152 122 17 13
2530 I said we're having steak for dinner, not Jake! 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
2531 I guess he got the last roar. 1.2828 0.04056 198 154 32 12
2532 Hold it! I'll get a chair, a gun, and a whip to complete the tableau 1.2828 0.04962 145 115 19 11
2533 For your second and third wishes, try to be a little more specific. 1.2826 0.04053 184 141 34 9
2534 Call the taxidermist! Call the taxidermist! 1.2826 0.04336 184 145 26 13
2535 So, Does the Cat have your Tomgue? 1.2826 0.04267 184 144 28 12
2536 You insisted on believing a false narrative. Well, here you are. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
2537 Wow, I've heard of giving oneself for your art... 1.2825 0.03920 177 133 38 6
2538 Maybe a glass of wine will calm him down. 1.2825 0.03838 177 132 40 5
2539 I can see the hook now! 1.2824 0.04273 170 131 30 9
2540 See, I told you, up higher and to the left. 1.2824 0.04190 170 130 32 8
2541 Not there, a little to the right! 1.2824 0.04353 170 132 28 10
2542 Oh Ralph, you always have to be a Drama Queen"!! 1.2824 0.04433 170 133 26 11
2543 We should have used my taxidermist. 1.2822 0.04036 163 122 36 5
2544 In a master class on stalking,the lion trophy waited 3 years for the hunter to get close enough. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
2545 Move it a little to the right. 1.2822 0.04728 163 130 20 13
2546 Well I'll be darned. I guess this whole time he was only wounded! 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
2547 The lion, the witch, and the wallpaper. 1.2822 0.04647 163 129 22 12
2548 Honey, can you see what he's choking on? 1.2822 0.04179 202 160 27 15
2549 This is how they both would have wanted to be remembered. 1.2821 0.04708 156 123 22 11
2550 Don't worry, he can't eat anymore, he's stuffed. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
2551 Dali would approve. 1.2819 0.03993 188 144 35 9
2552 This would look so much better if your pants matched the drapes. 1.2819 0.04133 188 146 31 11
2553 I told you to get the deer head instead. 1.2818 0.04095 181 139 33 9
2554 I doubt that's where you'll find the remote. 1.2818 0.03942 181 137 37 7
2555 It’s amazing how lifelike these things can look 1.2818 0.03783 181 135 41 5
2556 Oh, for goodness sakes, Bernie. You're dripping red wine on the carpet. 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
2557 How's it hanging, my mane man? 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
2558 Honey, have you seen the cat? 1.2816 0.04359 174 136 27 11
2559 Here, drink some water so that you don't choke. 1.2816 0.04204 174 134 31 9
2560 *Enough practice, it's time for our counseling session." 1.2816 0.04204 174 134 31 9
2561 You cannot reason with a lion when your head is in its mouth! 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
2562 Omg, you are the worst lion tamer of all time. 1.2814 0.04643 167 133 21 13
2563 They said it provides superior protection against the South African strain. 1.2814 0.04322 167 129 29 9
2564 You could have had a fish, but no . . . 1.2814 0.04322 167 129 29 9
2565 Don't blame me, you wanted something realistic 1.2814 0.04565 167 132 23 12
2566 Oh Ned, I told you not to hang it at eye level! 1.2812 0.04706 160 127 21 12
2567 In fairness, they told us to interact with the art. 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
2568 Well Howard, if that's your idea of foreplay I think we can call it a night. 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
2569 It looks like karma is actually a female lion! 1.2812 0.04139 192 150 30 12
2570 Thats not what I had in mind when I suggested you join the Lions Club. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
2571 Forget the drink.... I think he's hungry. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
2572 Bob, your wall safe is behind the ram's head not the lion. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
2573 I told you it would go bad. 1.2810 0.03771 210 161 39 10
2574 PETA has really outdone themselves. 1.2809 0.03901 178 134 38 6
2575 National Wildlife is calling for a donation. Do you want to call them back? 1.2809 0.04214 178 138 30 10
2576 I TOLD you — not so high up! 1.2809 0.04061 178 136 34 8
2577 A little to the left and it will be perfect. 1.2808 0.05026 146 117 17 12
2578 Turns out he's also king of the concrete jungle. 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
2579 I think the trophy is still hunting. 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
2580 But on the positive side ... you're being lionized! 1.2807 0.04410 171 134 26 11
2581 I said, you should it see it from here! 1.2807 0.04001 171 129 36 6
2582 Let me try to stare it down. 1.2806 0.03673 196 147 43 6
2583 I told you their reflex / response functions remain active for some time after death. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
2584 Who has the last laugh now, Peter? 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
2585 If you see the cable guy in there tell him we still don't get PBS. 1.2805 0.04622 164 130 22 12
2586 Isn't a trophy wife enough for you? 1.2805 0.04781 164 132 18 14
2587 A little higher, dear. 1.2804 0.04045 189 146 33 10
2588 He's gone, Arnold. You can come out , now. 1.2804 0.03756 189 142 41 6
2589 I don't care how many videos you watched. You're not ready to try this with a live one! 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
2590 I think when I said "Either he goes or you do" he overheard me. 1.2803 0.04593 157 123 24 10
2591 I though you were kidding about eyes in the back of your head. 1.2802 0.04000 182 139 35 8
2592 That's the last time I date a dentist. 1.2802 0.04222 182 142 29 11
2593 Roger, I told you that taxidermist wasn't qualified. 1.2802 0.03923 182 138 37 7
2594 That reminds me. I don’t think I flossed this morning. 1.2802 0.04222 182 142 29 11
2595 Nope, still not level... 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
2596 Your cat allergy probably isn't helping matters any. 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
2597 Just a tad higher on the right, dear. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
2598 I think it looks just right the way you have it hung. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
2599 Our marriage is a circus! 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
2600 Wow, that trophy husband comment really went to his head. 1.2800 0.04412 175 138 25 12
2601 Well Arnold, can you blame him? 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
2602 Cat got more than your tongue... 1.2798 0.04054 193 150 32 11
2603 I told you I wouldn't take this lion down! 1.2798 0.04381 168 131 27 10
2604 No, the fangs still aren't straight. 1.2798 0.04381 168 131 27 10
2605 Today, of all days, the day you’re finally going to meet my parents, is when you decide to redecorate. 1.2798 0.04541 168 133 23 12
2606 Honey, I'm not looking for a trophy husband. I married you for your money, not your looks! 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
2607 Looks like he got the last laugh 1.2798 0.03953 168 126 37 5
2608 Don't worry, I'll have the taxidermist leave your pants on. 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
2609 its no use practising with that George, its not at all like the real thing. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
2610 Honey, I think I'm in over my head with this one 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
2611 Just a teensy bit lower on the left. 1.2796 0.04015 186 143 34 9
2612 No,your right. 1.2796 0.04157 186 145 30 11
2613 You said you killed it. 1.2796 0.04015 186 143 34 9
2614 I think you'd be more relaxed with the bear skin rug in front of the fireplace. 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
2615 Darling, This lion has your face. 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
2616 Simba, no biting! And Brian, just a little more to the left. 1.2793 0.04194 179 139 30 10
2617 Good idea, Glenn. Hang it back up now. You won’t be storming the Capitol again for quite some time! 1.2793 0.04412 179 142 24 13
2618 Therapist to client - "When I said to face your fears head-on, this is not what I meant." 1.2793 0.04041 179 137 34 8
2619 « A little to the left... » 1.2793 0.04041 179 137 34 8
2620 'Honey, I said I would scratch your back I just needed a moment!' 1.2793 0.04118 179 138 32 9
2621 Why don't you feel for the nail in the wall like everyone else does? 1.2793 0.04194 179 139 30 10
2622 Quick. Get my whip Louise. 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
2623 Wow! I can see the previous owner's bones in here! 1.2792 0.03727 197 149 41 7
2624 So, I bet you're wondering how I got here. 1.2792 0.04060 197 154 31 12
2625 It is his way of getting even! 1.2791 0.04614 172 138 20 14
2626 It should go a little more to the left 1.2791 0.04309 172 134 28 10
2627 A mite to the right. No, a bite to the left. 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
2628 Much better! 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
2629 Oh, Maurice. You and your double dares. 1.2789 0.03813 190 144 39 7
2630 I told you not to put that lion in the den, Daniel. 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
2631 I think he read your review of The Lion King. 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
2632 Okay, so it doesn’t go there, but losing your head over it doesn’t help. 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
2633 A little lower...a little lower...perfect. 1.2788 0.03850 208 161 36 11
2634 Now that's using your head. 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
2635 For crying out loud Neil, can't you find the wall hanger some other way? 1.2788 0.03994 165 124 36 5
2636 Once a lion tamer... 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
2637 I told you never to look him in the eyes. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
2638 Hanging it with your hands night be easier. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
2639 Is there no dare you won’t take? 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
2640 Art imitates life, George 1.2787 0.04129 183 142 31 10
2641 A little lower on the left. 1.2787 0.04129 183 142 31 10
2642 I thought you killed that thing. 1.2787 0.04129 183 142 31 10
2643 The lion tamer warned you this might come back to bite you. 1.2785 0.04199 158 120 32 6
2644 I think it would look better on the wall. 1.2785 0.04387 158 122 28 8
2645 You can stop now, it's not real. 1.2785 0.04003 158 118 36 4
2646 Wow - that painting really DOES come alive! 1.2785 0.04741 158 126 20 12
2647 I'm beginning to think your idea of going to the costume party as Siegfried & Roy might be in poor taste, dear. 1.2785 0.04741 158 126 20 12
2648 I told you nothing good would come of being friends with Donald Trump Jr. 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
2649 Wow! Performance art. What a great idea! 1.2784 0.04162 176 136 31 9
2650 'Hakuna Matata,' eh? 1.2784 0.04083 176 135 33 8
2651 Darn it, Brad. You're getting blood all over the rug! 1.2784 0.03838 176 132 39 5
2652 Daniel, you flossed his teeth just yesterday! 1.2784 0.03752 176 131 41 4
2653 I told you it was too life-like! 1.2784 0.04003 176 134 35 7
2654 I told you I felt uncomfortable about hiring a vegan a taxidermist! 1.2784 0.04083 176 135 33 8
2655 I told you twenty-five dollars was not enough to give to the Humane Society. 1.2781 0.04109 169 129 33 7
2656 But, they told me he was a vegan. 1.2781 0.04438 169 133 25 11
2657 I warned you to stay 6 feet away, didn't I? 1.2781 0.03843 169 126 39 4
2658 Harold, I was wrong! It may indeed be easier to mount if you took it off first. 1.2781 0.03933 169 127 37 5
2659 Stop showing off! And move it a little more to the left! 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
2660 I think it should hang above eye level! 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
2661 Okay, OKAY––no more Zoom. 1.2781 0.04022 169 128 35 6
2662 Can you see if it's level? 1.2781 0.03996 187 144 34 9
2663 Careful! The wallpaper! 1.2780 0.03947 205 160 33 12
2664 Sweetie, try tickling him behind his ear. 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
2665 We should of gone with the jackalope! 1.2778 0.04042 198 155 31 12
2666 HE IS TRULY GETTING THE LION'S SHARE, ISN'T HE? 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
2667 It's no longer, 'Sometimes' I wonder why I married you. 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
2668 Just bite it back! 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
2669 my what big eyes you have 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
2670 That's not what I meant when I said use your head!! 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
2671 Up and a bit to the left. 1.2775 0.03868 191 146 37 8
2672 I believe this merlot goes well with white meat. 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
2673 He doesn't bite. I assure you he's never done this before. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
2674 So, do you see my wedding ring? 1.2775 0.04045 173 132 34 7
2675 Honey! It's still crooked, move it more to the left. 1.2775 0.03787 173 129 40 4
2676 I told you to clean the litter box! 1.2775 0.04045 173 132 34 7
2677 I think a little more to the right. 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
2678 A little more to the left, dear, and stop complaining. 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
2679 Believe me, Sid, a few inches lower on the left it'll be perfect. 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
2680 Here try this...this red should go well with my husband” 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
2681 Now you won't be lying when you say you're just hanging around. 1.2775 0.03961 173 131 36 6
2682 I told you, licensed taxi drivers and licensed taxidermists are different things. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
2683 For heaven sake, Leo, behave! 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
2684 Okay, George. It's time for you to give up this quest to be one with nature. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
2685 I told you he was watching you with his eyes. 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
2686 Okay, you win. We'll call it the lion's den. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
2687 I said,"Get ahead in the game," not "Put your head in the game." 1.2774 0.04975 155 126 15 14
2688 I said lift it with *your legs* 1.2772 0.04181 184 144 29 11
2689 No . . . No . . . Higher and a little to the lef 1.2772 0.03962 184 141 35 8
2690 See what happens when you don't listen--I said line drawing. 1.2771 0.04154 166 127 32 7
2691 Just a little bit further... you're almost there... 1.2771 0.03881 166 124 38 4
2692 You're lucky he's already stuffed and not looking for a meal. 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
2693 Payback's a bitch, ain't it? 1.2771 0.04154 166 127 32 7
2694 I thought he was dead 1.2771 0.04409 166 130 26 10
2695 You still wanna be bwana? 1.2771 0.04409 166 130 26 10
2696 Wait, wait, I got this ... Hairball! Right? 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
2697 So is this how you get remembered by a company whose mission is headhunting? 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
2698 Good thing you're not a Virgo. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
2699 Well he must have had a couple of Lives Left 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
2700 I think he wants it a little farther to the left. 1.2770 0.04872 148 118 19 11
2701 Nope,throat looks OK 1.2769 0.03951 195 151 34 10
2702 Karma only has two syllables, so wait, I know... Retribution 1.2768 0.04218 177 138 29 10
2703 John, I appreciate you wanting to practice, but it's a LINE dance contest! 1.2768 0.04294 177 139 27 11
2704 Does our insurance cover acts of Karma? 1.2768 0.04142 177 137 31 9
2705 Honey,I told you I could do it myself. 1.2768 0.03984 177 135 35 7
2706 At least now I'll know where to find you when I need you. 1.2767 0.04080 159 120 34 5
2707 Don't bite my head off! 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
2708 Hang tough, sweetie! I put this up online, and you got yourself at least ten new followers! 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
2709 Maybe you should've made sure he was stuffed first. 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
2710 The taxidermist said it'll seem very life-like. 1.2767 0.03808 206 159 37 10
2711 Darling, there are other ways of making an ass of yourself, you know? 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
2712 A little to the left before you lose consciousness dear. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
2713 Oh,so the cats got your tongue now? 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
2714 I told you his eyes were following me! 1.2765 0.04336 170 133 27 10
2715 Have you no pride? 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
2716 You never listen to me! This is not what a lion’s share means. 1.2765 0.04493 170 135 23 12
2717 For God' sake, Harry, don't sneeze! 1.2765 0.04336 170 133 27 10
2718 I told you to shoot him again. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
2719 How do you like my husband? 1.2763 0.04496 152 118 26 8
2720 Dammit, Frank - if you don't stop letting the little head do the thinking for the big head, some big pussy's gonna eat - you. 1.2763 0.04686 152 120 22 10
2721 I told you we should have hung it at the end of March." 1.2762 0.04002 181 139 34 8
2722 Dear, that's no excuse for not saying good-bye to the Hendersons. 1.2762 0.04226 181 142 28 11
2723 Richard? Tippi Hedren is on the phone for you. How do you know Tippi Hedren? What does she want you for? Richard? 1.2762 0.04298 181 143 26 12
2724 Dear, I don’t think Winston Churchill meant that figuratively. 1.2762 0.04078 181 140 32 9
2725 Just a little more to the right and it will be perfect. 1.2762 0.04078 181 140 32 9
2726 Hope this is covered under our Home Owners policy 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
2727 I knew it'd be funnier than that stupid Billy Bass! 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
2728 It’s over, Eric, it’s ok. 1.2761 0.04109 163 124 33 6
2729 Here's your wine. You can stop mansplaining now. 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
2730 See, see! My mother always warned me about my trophy husband, but would I listen? 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
2731 Honey! This view is to die for. 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
2732 You know, honey, you are right. This is not the right room for this. 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
2733 He holds a grudge. 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
2734 A little more to your left. 1.2759 0.04493 174 139 22 13
2735 Honey, please learn how to actually swallow your pride. 1.2759 0.04418 174 138 24 12
2736 Nick’s attempt to make his Zoom background cooler came back to bite him. 1.2759 0.04342 174 137 26 11
2737 Would you please just go get the level? 1.2759 0.04941 145 116 18 11
2738 I suppose this is Step 1 of "Become a Lion Tamer in 12 Easy Steps." 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
2739 You really should quit while you're a head. 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
2740 Don't be so dramatic. It's dead it can't eat you and even if it could, would it really want to? 1.2757 0.03868 185 141 37 7
2741 Come on, don't take this lyin' down! I mean - take this lion down! 1.2757 0.04300 185 147 25 13
2742 Find the hook? 1.2756 0.04599 156 123 23 10
2743 Oh Frank, I warned you not to feed the art work. 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
2744 No point in centering it now, just leave enough space on the side. 1.2756 0.04599 156 123 23 10
2745 He hasn't had this much hair on his head in decades. 1.2756 0.04599 156 123 23 10
2746 A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh 1.2754 0.04468 167 132 24 11
2747 It's called the food chain darrell. 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
2748 Really, and you wont even kiss me... 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
2749 I can't wait to see what you do with the catbox. 1.2754 0.04386 167 131 26 10
2750 Trophy hunting is consuming you, honey. 1.2753 0.04198 178 139 29 10
2751 Obviously, you didn't check his pulse. 1.2753 0.03964 178 136 35 7
2752 Honey, I'd rather watch the big game on the couch. 1.2753 0.04198 178 139 29 10
2753 Now Fred, you can't go sticking your head in the lion's mouth every time we have a disagreement! 1.2753 0.03883 178 135 37 6
2754 Sorry I can’t help, but I’ve got this wine. 1.2753 0.04198 178 139 29 10
2755 You shouldn't have named the lion Alexa. 1.2753 0.04121 178 138 31 9
2756 I tried 9-1-1 but they said they don't respond to karma calls. 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
2757 Is this a rerun of right before you shot him? 1.2751 0.04030 189 147 32 10
2758 Truly Richard, vegan or not if you're going to hang it on the wall you have to kill it first! 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
2759 You insisted on life like. 1.2750