Contest #743


Cartoon

743

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Still not level.”
  2. “Yes, it does look more realistic that way.”
  3. “Maybe it would go better in the den.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-02-08T02:21:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-03-01T02:22:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-02-23T02:22:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 1, 2021
Number of captions 6295
Number of responses 1140034
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I’ve changed my mind. I love it. 1.9750 0.01859 2079 773 585 721
1 Still not level. 1.8645 0.01922 1949 851 511 587
2 Are you even listening to me? 1.8300 0.02202 1418 628 403 387
3 All right, now out like a lamb! 1.7676 0.01814 2027 966 566 495
4 Does this make me the trophy's wife? 1.7098 0.01693 2050 986 673 391
5 “So this is how you lionize yourself?” 1.6778 0.01881 2067 1196 341 530
6 Getting warmer. 1.6455 0.02125 1447 820 320 307
7 Can't you stop being a Dentist for even one minute! 1.5952 0.01969 1339 728 425 186
8 OMG - he did remember you! 1.5705 0.03066 617 368 146 103
9 That reminds me, I need to visit the gynecologist. 1.5660 0.02339 970 559 273 138
10 That reminds me. Your mother called. 1.5655 0.02465 840 476 253 111
11 As long as it covers your nose and mouth it counts as a mask. 1.5624 0.02564 825 483 220 122
12 I liked it at the store but at home it seems too daring. 1.5599 0.02766 868 563 124 181
13 There. That’s perfect. 1.5580 0.02675 724 418 208 98
14 I tried calling 911, but she can't stop laughing. 1.5452 0.02727 697 411 192 94
15 In the condo, the mighty condo, the lion eats tonight 1.5380 0.02956 671 423 135 113
16 Well, give me a second to savor the irony here, Bob. 1.5343 0.03263 496 300 127 69
17 So now do you believe me when I said I thought I saw it move. 1.5272 0.03585 423 262 99 62
18 I know you can still hear me. 1.5257 0.02872 565 329 175 61
19 I wish I could say this is the stupidest thing you've done. 1.5253 0.03236 533 335 116 82
20 I changed my mind. Let’s keep it. 1.5234 0.02839 577 337 178 62
21 Should we go back to the singing bass? 1.5207 0.02761 651 392 179 80
22 Looks like the pussy grabbed you, Mr. Trump. 1.5183 0.03856 409 270 66 73
23 Sometimes you swallow your pride, other times your pride swallows you. 1.5166 0.03325 482 301 113 68
24 Am I going to be a trophy widow? 1.5136 0.02973 516 304 159 53
25 To be fair, you started it. 1.5105 0.03234 474 290 126 58
26 Yes, it was a gift from my mother. Why do you ask? 1.5056 0.03365 447 278 112 57
27 Well, look at that…a lion’s head and a horse’s ass all in the same wall hanging! 1.5046 0.03594 436 284 84 68
28 It's always the last place you look. 1.5035 0.02838 566 339 169 58
29 Tell him one of your jokes to make him yawn. 1.4952 0.03602 416 270 86 60
30 I think it belongs in the den. 1.4950 0.03064 501 308 138 55
31 Well, Harry, at least for once in your life your head is not up your ass. 1.4945 0.03529 451 298 83 70
32 I said to center it, not enter it. 1.4922 0.03459 384 235 109 40
33 I was once the trophy you lost your head over. 1.4916 0.03543 415 267 92 56
34 On second thought, it was fine where it was. 1.4872 0.03571 390 248 94 48
35 Should I call animal control or your therapist? 1.4871 0.03798 349 223 82 44
36 This is so much better than your singing fish. 1.4871 0.02910 464 271 160 33
37 You can come out now, my mom left. 1.4867 0.03460 415 264 100 51
38 You can pretend you are being eaten by that lion, but we are still going to my sisters this weekend. 1.4859 0.03425 426 272 101 53
39 Alexa, open mouth now 1.4827 0.03773 375 247 75 53
40 Well, well. Now who's endangered? 1.4803 0.03614 381 245 89 47
41 That reminds me, did you feed the cat? 1.4795 0.03459 415 267 97 51
42 What a coincidence! That's exactly how my first husband died. 1.4784 0.03622 393 257 84 52
43 You turn every simple task into a circus. 1.4777 0.03869 358 238 69 51
44 You never kiss me like that. 1.4776 0.03430 379 235 107 37
45 See! I’m not the only one who finds you difficult to swallow these days. 1.4767 0.03475 407 262 96 49
46 Could you hold my drink while I get the camera? 1.4750 0.04006 320 210 68 42
47 Some days you swallow your pride. Others, the pride swallows you." 1.4746 0.03667 394 262 77 55
48 They say, if you put your head in there long enough, you can hear the jungle. 1.4742 0.03778 329 209 84 36
49 Oh, that reminds me. The headhunter called you back today. 1.4698 0.03900 315 203 76 36
50 Bad boy, drop it! I said drop it! 1.4688 0.03495 384 246 96 42
51 This may not be the best time, but I want a divorce. 1.4680 0.03839 359 241 68 50
52 Can't hear you, Honey. Cat got your tongue? 1.4673 0.03859 336 221 73 42
53 I'd help, but I'm feeling a little conflicted right now. 1.4657 0.03867 335 221 72 42
54 An elephant never forgets, but a lion always dismembers. 1.4650 0.04037 329 223 59 47
55 Let me know if you need help. 1.4637 0.03723 317 200 87 30
56 We also need to talk about the elephant in the room 1.4633 0.03689 354 231 82 41
57 Help? With what? 1.4626 0.03440 361 226 103 32
58 Do you still want this wine? 1.4625 0.03766 333 216 80 37
59 Not your left... the lion's left. 1.4623 0.03458 398 259 94 45
60 Don’t feel bad. My first three husbands couldn’t get out of it either. 1.4605 0.03920 304 197 74 33
61 It's like you're not even listening to me. 1.4599 0.03254 387 240 116 31
62 Seems your pride's come back to bite you. 1.4589 0.04015 316 212 63 41
63 Wish you had read the instructions now? 1.4587 0.03984 303 199 69 35
64 You can come out now, Trump lost 1.4586 0.04084 314 213 58 43
65 Oh George, stop it. I can't handle it if you die ironically. 1.4585 0.03783 325 211 79 35
66 Who's the trophy spouse now? 1.4581 0.03585 334 211 93 30
67 Henry, just once will you look at me when I'm talking to you? 1.4576 0.03885 330 220 69 41
68 Just play dead. 1.4571 0.03791 315 203 80 32
69 You can come out now, he's been inaugurated." 1.4564 0.04148 287 191 61 35
70 I can't tell if it's straight if you don't hold still. 1.4563 0.03927 320 213 68 39
71 You’re about to be my first trophy husband. 1.4557 0.03809 316 205 78 33
72 Yep. He remembers you. 1.4556 0.03979 270 171 75 24
73 Always playing the victim. 1.4554 0.03931 314 208 69 37
74 Did you hear ANYTHING I just said? 1.4543 0.03784 339 225 74 40
75 Does he know your safe word? 1.4539 0.03862 304 197 76 31
76 No one’s laughing, Barry. In fact, they all left 20 minutes ago. 1.4534 0.03756 322 209 80 33
77 Well at least your head isn't where my mother always says it is. 1.4513 0.03852 308 201 75 32
78 His mounting troubles eventually consumed him. 1.4512 0.04313 297 208 44 45
79 You have to admit that there's a certain irony to it. 1.4508 0.03894 315 209 70 36
80 Okay,you win, put singing trout back up. 1.4507 0.04052 304 205 61 38
81 Now, be fair, dear. You took his head off first. 1.4507 0.03832 304 197 77 30
82 Don’t install the wall safe back there,” I said. But did you listen? Noooo 1.4504 0.03581 353 230 87 36
83 You always have to play the victim 1.4502 0.04073 291 194 63 34
84 Something's eating you. What is it? 1.4495 0.03787 327 216 75 36
85 I guess this makes me a trophy wife. 1.4492 0.03850 305 199 75 31
86 While you're in there, can you see my last husband? 1.4487 0.03841 312 205 74 33
87 Alexa, relax your teeth. 1.4483 0.03983 319 217 61 41
88 I know you can still hear me Henry! 1.4464 0.04160 280 188 59 33
89 Stop mumbling, Henry. I don't know what 'Elp me' means. 1.4457 0.04144 267 176 63 28
90 Anyway, my mother is only staying for the weekend. 1.4453 0.04091 256 165 68 23
91 Well, you mounted him, what the hell did you think he'd do, congratulate you? 1.4451 0.03752 319 209 78 32
92 Well, just try not to show fear. They sense it. 1.4448 0.03847 317 211 71 35
93 No, to the lion’s right. 1.4444 0.03980 279 182 70 27
94 Yes, it does look more realistic that way. 1.4441 0.03962 313 212 63 38
95 What should I do with your drink? 1.4440 0.04130 277 185 61 31
96 Alexa, end Safari simulation. 1.4430 0.03885 307 204 70 33
97 Honey, try using your tongue to lift the wire over the nail. 1.4428 0.03767 332 222 73 37
98 Looks like I finally snagged a trophy husband. 1.4427 0.03768 323 214 75 34
99 Let him go and I'll put you where you can look out the window. 1.4417 0.04241 240 156 62 22
100 Good thing you did not keep it’s butt as a trophy. 1.4408 0.04180 304 213 48 43
101 That's funny. I always thought Karma would eventually bite you in the ass. 1.4407 0.03999 295 198 64 33
102 Good thing you didn't mount the rump. 1.4405 0.04430 252 172 49 31
103 I’d help, but it might spoil the story. 1.4404 0.03223 361 225 113 23
104 Let's try it in the den. 1.4403 0.04062 268 176 66 26
105 Karma has a way of evening the score, Donald. 1.4397 0.04011 282 187 66 29
106 OHMYGOD, HARRY, YOU’RE SCRATCHING THE WALL!!! 1.4396 0.04053 298 203 59 36
107 Hmm...911, SPCA or Tik Tok? 1.4394 0.03708 330 219 77 34
108 Funny - people rarely talk about "trophy husbands" but here we are. 1.4391 0.04259 271 185 53 33
109 You must've hurt his pride. 1.4385 0.03737 301 195 80 26
110 I found the remote. 1.4385 0.03712 317 208 79 30
111 Every time I bring up wanting kids, you change the subject. 1.4383 0.03762 308 202 77 29
112 Well,after all dear ... you did shoot him. 1.4373 0.04186 263 176 59 28
113 Wait. Stop. Suddenly it DOES spark joy! 1.4367 0.04087 300 207 55 38
114 Some art just pulls you right in. 1.4367 0.03976 300 203 63 34
115 You can't hide there forever, Henry. Come say hello to Mom. 1.4363 0.03817 314 210 71 33
116 Maybe it would go better in the den. 1.4355 0.03864 287 188 73 26
117 This could be the reason it was so cheap. 1.4354 0.03958 271 177 70 24
118 I’m surprised he remembered you! 1.4354 0.03888 271 175 74 22
119 Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. 1.4354 0.03859 294 194 72 28
120 This Harold. This is why no one invites us over anymore. 1.4353 0.04134 255 168 63 24
121 I guess that explains all the one star reviews on Amazon 1.4351 0.04054 262 172 66 24
122 That reminds me. Have you fed the cat? 1.4345 0.04076 290 198 58 34
123 To be honest, it sort of works for me now. 1.4341 0.03987 258 167 70 21
124 Oh that reminds me , Ralph .Did you feed the cat today? 1.4341 0.04348 258 177 50 31
125 He can’t be hungry... You said he was stuffed. 1.4336 0.04468 226 151 52 23
126 And this is my late husband on our safari. The last thing He said was “ Yes dear...I’m sure he’s dead...” 1.4335 0.04320 263 181 50 32
127 Did you try turning it off and turning it back on? 1.4327 0.03915 275 180 71 24
128 Honey, you're wearing it backwards. 1.4317 0.04125 271 183 59 29
129 You were right. It really does reach out and grab you. 1.4312 0.04045 269 179 64 26
130 He almost never does that. 1.4310 0.04163 232 150 64 18
131 How come you never kiss me like that? 1.4305 0.03981 302 207 60 35
132 What do you mean you don't see the irony? 1.4303 0.04420 244 167 49 28
133 Well, I did say I wanted a trophy husband. 1.4300 0.03738 307 203 76 28
134 Mom's only staying a week. 1.4296 0.04034 270 180 64 26
135 He’ll spit you out once he starts choking on your hairpiece. 1.4291 0.04046 275 185 62 28
136 What’s the matter, Ted ... cat got your tongue? 1.4286 0.04332 259 179 49 31
137 To be honest, I don’t like to be called your trophy either. 1.4281 0.04141 278 191 55 32
138 Looks like your pride swallowed you. 1.4275 0.04288 276 194 46 36
139 Careful of the lamp! 1.4275 0.04131 276 189 56 31
140 Sure..shoot him, mount him, THEN stick your head in his mouth. 1.4273 0.04493 227 154 49 24
141 I TOLD you I saw it move. 1.4270 0.03950 281 188 66 27
142 It’s art dear. It’s all consuming. 1.4270 0.04108 281 193 56 32
143 I see I’m not the only one who wants to bite your head off. 1.4251 0.04144 247 164 61 22
144 You were humming 'Wim-o-weh' again, weren't you? 1.4249 0.04163 273 188 54 31
145 You get to Narnia through the wardrobe,dear,not the lion. 1.4247 0.04189 259 176 56 27
146 Okay, so what do you want me to do, Harold, call the paramedics or Ringling Brothers? 1.4240 0.03991 283 192 62 29
147 Honestly, John, every time you tell me that story, you get way too dramatic. 1.4239 0.04272 243 164 55 24
148 You can take your head out now, 2020 is over. 1.4238 0.04175 269 185 54 30
149 Honey if you can hear me, a little more to the left. 1.4235 0.04237 255 174 54 27
150 Phil, you know that I can still see you. 1.4235 0.04273 255 175 52 28
151 You've always got some lame excuse for not going along to my parents house. 1.4234 0.04131 248 165 61 22
152 Lois was torn between calling 9-1-1, or grabbing her phone for a picture for the insurance man. 1.4234 0.04324 248 170 51 27
153 I told you to leave it in the den. 1.4234 0.03885 274 181 70 23
154 Less impressive now that it's dead, Frank. 1.4234 0.03953 274 183 66 25
155 Really, Harold? After only 10 months of lockdown? 1.4231 0.04212 260 178 54 28
156 Now I'm a trophy's wife 1.4229 0.03835 279 184 72 23
157 Cat have your tongue again? 1.4225 0.04193 284 200 48 36
158 Make sure you relax. Remember, they can smell fear! 1.4223 0.04134 251 168 60 23
159 When I said use your head, I wasn't being literal. 1.4221 0.03929 244 157 71 16
160 Be careful, it already costed us an arm and a leg. 1.4219 0.04431 237 163 48 26
161 Be careful of the lamp dear. 1.4216 0.04050 268 181 61 26
162 So, then I told her about my new sweater and....Are you listening to me! 1.4216 0.04252 268 187 49 32
163 He never bites. You must have done something to provoke him. 1.4215 0.04020 261 174 64 23
164 My goodness. Talk about holding a grudge. 1.4211 0.04411 247 172 46 29
165 I can't hear you. Do you want your wine here or should I put it on the coffee table? 1.4211 0.04020 247 162 66 19
166 I TOLD you the eyes were following me! 1.4208 0.04041 259 173 63 23
167 I was told you could hear the Serengeti. 1.4208 0.04309 240 163 53 24
168 Speak up, George. You're mumbling." (Apologies to the Charles Addams' cartoon, circa 1940s, of a man just swallowed by a large snake, and his wife saying this to him 1.4206 0.04360 233 158 52 23
169 Did you even consider asking what "interactive art" actually meant !? 1.4206 0.04360 233 158 52 23
170 I told you not to wear your MAGA hat in the house... 1.4205 0.03989 283 193 61 29
171 So, can I talk now? 1.4204 0.04125 245 163 61 21
172 Could you try fighting for your life a little more to the left? 1.4203 0.04554 207 139 49 19
173 He seems to remember you. 1.4202 0.03911 257 168 70 19
174 There’s gotta be an easier way to find the nail. 1.4194 0.03967 248 162 68 18
175 I bet that framed Toulouse-Lautrec poster from MOMA is looking pretty good right now. 1.4191 0.04294 241 164 53 24
176 He’s just being affectionate. 1.4190 0.03831 253 163 74 16
177 What, Mr. Life of The Party, the lamp shade wasn't good enough? 1.4188 0.04303 234 158 54 22
178 Scratch him behind the ears! He loves that! 1.4188 0.04018 277 189 60 28
179 So you finally got your head in the game. 1.4177 0.04115 249 167 60 22
180 Honey, it's okay. The Smiths have gone home now. 1.4176 0.03943 261 173 67 21
181 I’d help, but if you could see, I have wine here. 1.4175 0.04208 285 203 45 37
182 Then, once it's level, his jaws release 1.4174 0.04356 230 156 52 22
183 Jerry, I think it's time to acknowledge that you're being consumed by your own pride. 1.4173 0.04258 278 198 44 36
184 It’s a good thing you didn’t put it lower! 1.4170 0.04372 235 161 50 24
185 Isn’t it more likely that you left your reading glasses at work? 1.4170 0.04112 259 176 58 25
186 I always wanted a trophy husband. 1.4167 0.04140 240 160 60 20
187 And in the other universe, you're on HIS wall. 1.4164 0.04103 269 185 56 28
188 All right,Fred,what's eating you this time? 1.4160 0.04476 250 178 40 32
189 Taxidermy, meet tax attorney. 1.4159 0.04712 226 161 36 29
190 I'm still glad we didn't go with the singing bass. 1.4158 0.03962 279 190 62 27
191 Cat got your tongue again? 1.4156 0.04469 231 160 46 25
192 Here honey, brought you a glass of wine to wash down my husband 1.4154 0.04168 272 190 51 31
193 On second thought let's go with the singing fish. 1.4154 0.04026 260 175 62 23
194 “It won’t work Harry. It will be the first place my Mother will look.” 1.4153 0.04232 236 159 56 21
195 Honey, it wasn't funny in Tanzania. It isn't funny now. 1.4152 0.04301 224 150 55 19
196 Hold on, let me get the squirt bottle. 1.4152 0.04438 224 153 49 22
197 While you’re in there, do you see any sign of the dog? 1.4148 0.04158 270 188 52 30
198 Do you still want this Chardonnay? 1.4141 0.04439 227 156 48 23
199 I think he remembers you. 1.4139 0.03922 244 159 69 16
200 I think a simple cloth mask would be best. 1.4138 0.03694 290 192 76 22
201 Gladys, why can't you lose your ring down the sink like everyone else? 1.4135 0.04532 208 141 48 19
202 Nice going, Tarzan. 1.4130 0.04219 230 154 57 19
203 When I told you to get your head in the game, this is not what I meant. 1.4130 0.04252 247 170 52 25
204 Don't be so dramatic, my parents will only be staying a few days. 1.4125 0.04342 240 166 49 25
205 Don't move, that is perfect 1.4124 0.03978 274 187 61 26
206 I thought he wanted courage, not a brain. 1.4122 0.04180 262 182 52 28
207 Be careful, dear. I lost my last husband to a cougar. 1.4121 0.03674 313 212 73 28
208 The hunter becomes the hunted, eh, Patrick. 1.4120 0.04396 233 161 48 24
209 Did you make eye contact again?” 1.4118 0.04287 238 163 52 23
210 I’ve changed my mind Bob, It can stay. 1.4118 0.04203 238 161 56 21
211 Well, this is better than the usual place your head ends up. 1.4115 0.04666 226 161 37 28
212 You know, I've always wanted a trophy husband. 1.4110 0.04508 219 151 46 22
213 Who did I call last time, your taxidermist or 911? 1.4108 0.04206 241 164 55 22
214 For Pete's sake, George, Mother's only here for three months. 1.4108 0.04123 241 162 59 20
215 It really jumps out at you, doesn't it? 1.4106 0.04025 263 179 60 24
216 Rub his ears Norman!!! 1.4104 0.04007 251 168 63 20
217 You enter Narnia through the wardrobe,dear. 1.4103 0.04625 234 168 36 30
218 Cat got your tongue, Honey? 1.4102 0.04178 256 177 53 26
219 Perfect! 1.4102 0.04066 256 174 59 23
220 You want me to shoot it again? 1.4098 0.04288 244 169 50 25
221 Your pride is killing you. 1.4098 0.04132 266 185 53 28
222 Just relax, Jerry. He’s as frightened as you are. 1.4095 0.04322 232 159 51 22
223 Will this ever not be funny to you? 1.4095 0.04449 232 162 45 25
224 Lion pays fifty-thousand dollars to hunt dentists in New York, sparking international debate. 1.4094 0.04453 254 183 38 33
225 Who's endangered now Larry? 1.4094 0.04054 276 192 55 29
226 Pretend you are a hairball. 1.4093 0.04708 215 152 38 25
227 Should I go outside and pull his tail? 1.4093 0.04567 215 149 44 22
228 Well, look who's endangered now. 1.4093 0.04339 237 164 49 24
229 2020. 1.4091 0.04628 220 155 40 25
230 Has the cat got your tongue? 1.4088 0.03768 274 182 72 20
231 Would you like some wine with my husband? 1.4087 0.04262 252 176 49 27
232 Quick, make yourself look bigger. 1.4087 0.04392 230 159 48 23
233 Don't move. It's perfect. 1.4086 0.04237 257 180 49 28
234 Keep this in mind if you ever start thinking about a trophy wife 1.4080 0.04398 250 178 42 30
235 See? I told you it's not just gift horses. 1.4080 0.04134 250 171 56 23
236 Watch out for the lamp. 1.4078 0.04151 255 176 54 25
237 Didn't you learn anything from getting your head caught in the staircase railing? 1.4074 0.04503 216 149 46 21
238 I told you that thing would come back to bite you! 1.4072 0.04335 221 150 52 19
239 Play dead! 1.4070 0.03850 258 171 69 18
240 Okay, you win. It does fit. 1.4064 0.04410 219 150 49 20
241 Well, well. Look who the cat dragged in! 1.4064 0.03946 283 196 59 28
242 Hold still. I'm going to try the Heimlich maneuver. 1.4061 0.04222 261 184 48 29
243 Let me take a pic, your ex-wife will love this. 1.4059 0.04185 239 163 55 21
244 Not real impressive when the lion's already dead. 1.4059 0.04268 239 165 51 23
245 Looking for your pride, dear? 1.4059 0.04227 239 164 53 22
246 For God's sake Tom, if you don't feel like Chablis just say so. 1.4059 0.04100 239 161 59 19
247 Ok, next time I'll just say hang it high instead of place it overhead. 1.4056 0.04221 249 173 51 25
248 Apparently the lion is not sleeping tonight. 1.4055 0.04160 254 176 53 25
249 While you're in there, see if you can find the cat. 1.4052 0.04529 232 165 40 27
250 We should have gotten a standard wall safe. 1.4048 0.04184 252 175 52 25
251 I think I found the remote. 1.4048 0.04369 252 180 42 30
252 At least the portrait of your mother didn’t come alive.” 1.4047 0.04269 257 182 46 29
253 Oh my goodness, now I really am a trophy wife. 1.4043 0.04403 235 165 45 25
254 Finally,my own trophy husband. 1.4040 0.04245 250 175 49 26
255 Oh for goodness sake,use a level! 1.4038 0.04161 260 182 51 27
256 Don't move, I'm getting my camera. 1.4038 0.04396 213 145 50 18
257 I just feel like you aren't really listening to me. 1.4038 0.04446 213 146 48 19
258 Look,George,if you don't want to talk to me just say so. 1.4035 0.04097 228 152 60 16
259 I am not falling for it Bert, you still have to come furniture shopping with me. 1.4034 0.04346 233 162 48 23
260 The safe word is “meow.” 1.4034 0.04303 233 161 50 22
261 You have it on backwards! 1.4034 0.04481 238 170 40 28
262 Funny, I thought he was stuffed. 1.4032 0.04193 248 172 52 24
263 You can come out now. Trump is gone. 1.4029 0.04757 206 146 37 23
264 At least it didn't cost you an arm and a leg. 1.4029 0.04707 206 145 39 22
265 I don't know, Ray. I don't think he's completely over you shooting him and cutting his head off. 1.4028 0.04624 211 148 41 22
266 Since you're busy, I'll put your drink on the counter. 1.4026 0.04457 231 163 43 25
267 While you're in there, see if he's got the remote. 1.4026 0.04151 231 156 57 18
268 Why do you always have to make such a production out of every little thing? 1.4024 0.04295 246 173 47 26
269 It’s still crooked...turn your head a smidge to the left. 1.4024 0.04295 246 173 47 26
270 How convenient that you’re stuck in the lion's head when it’s your turn to do the dishes. 1.4024 0.04039 251 171 59 21
271 He has your eyes. 1.4020 0.04478 204 139 48 17
272 You're not listening to me, Stan. 1.4019 0.04380 214 146 50 18
273 I like it where it is. 1.4018 0.04471 224 157 44 23
274 That's just right! Leave it just like that! 1.4017 0.04346 239 168 46 25
275 Why so quiet tonight, Frank--cat got your tongue? 1.4015 0.04135 259 181 52 26
276 I told you this hobby would come back to bite you. 1.4010 0.04341 202 135 53 14
277 Still has a bit of fight left in him I see. 1.4010 0.04669 202 141 41 20
278 No kitty! Bad kitty! Drop him right now! 1.4009 0.04201 227 154 55 18
279 Honey, as Churchill said: “You cannot reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth.” 1.4008 0.04266 242 169 49 24
280 Sorry, my husband usually has his head up his ass. 1.4008 0.04356 247 176 43 28
281 Still don't think karma is real, Jeffery? 1.4000 0.04588 210 147 42 21
282 Well,they did say,”Very life like.” 1.4000 0.04389 220 152 48 20
283 God I always wanted a trophy husband. 1.4000 0.04437 210 144 48 18
284 You can stop the drama,Fred. My mother is not coming to stay with us after all. 1.4000 0.04161 230 156 56 18
285 Well, I guess we know who ISN'T replacing Siegfried. 1.4000 0.04618 205 143 42 20
286 Imagine if you had bought the bear rug. 1.4000 0.04227 245 171 50 24
287 *I* wanted the singing fish 1.3991 0.04204 223 151 55 17
288 I told you wearing that zebra hat was a bad idea. 1.3991 0.04464 218 152 45 21
289 I think he's just playing; when I look out the window, I can see his tail wagging. 1.3990 0.04881 193 137 35 21
290 The lampshade was funnier. 1.3984 0.04093 256 178 54 24
291 I hope you have your mask on. 1.3983 0.04111 241 165 56 20
292 Leo, you're in over your head! 1.3983 0.04153 241 166 54 21
293 It’s still not level, Harold. 1.3983 0.04153 241 166 54 21
294 Why would you do that? You knew your gazelle mask was going to upset him! 1.3983 0.04216 236 163 52 21
295 You know, it’s always in the last place you look. 1.3983 0.04173 236 162 54 20
296 Did you find the remote? 1.3982 0.04303 226 156 50 20
297 Could you change? The guests will be here soon. 1.3982 0.04438 226 159 44 23
298 I warned you this would come back to bite you one day 1.3981 0.04196 216 145 56 15
299 Good for you, honey. I just don't think it counts if the Lion is dead. 1.3981 0.04471 211 146 46 19
300 Fair is Fair. 1.3981 0.04264 211 142 54 15
301 Karma’s a bitch Donald. 1.3980 0.04891 201 145 32 24
302 I don't think the remote is in there, honey. 1.3975 0.04033 244 166 59 19
303 Come back to the party, Lou. No one fell for it last time, either. 1.3975 0.04219 239 166 51 22
304 You have no idea how much I want to say, 'I told you so.' 1.3975 0.04177 239 165 53 21
305 I can't hear you - the cat's got your tongue. 1.3974 0.04481 229 163 41 25
306 You hunted him. You killed him. You stuffed him. Did you have to tease him? 1.3974 0.04262 229 158 51 20
307 Really? Again? 1.3971 0.04651 209 148 39 22
308 I think you've got it on backwards. 1.3970 0.04552 199 137 45 17
309 I told you not to use Gorilla glue. 1.3970 0.04496 199 136 47 16
310 Hold that pose while I get my phone. 1.3966 0.04071 237 161 58 18
311 You’re getting blood on the carpet and it’s still crooked. 1.3966 0.04309 232 162 48 22
312 I told you if you killed that lion that it would come back to bite you. 1.3965 0.04378 227 159 46 22
313 That trick would be far more impressive if you hadn't shot him first. 1.3965 0.04509 227 162 40 25
314 Darling, I wish you'd tell me what's eating you. 1.3965 0.04552 227 163 38 26
315 It’s always in the last place you look, Mary. 1.3964 0.04495 222 157 42 23
316 Why don't you just pound your head against the wall like a normal person? 1.3962 0.04453 212 147 46 19
317 and you thought those talking fish on the wall were annoying! 1.3959 0.04301 245 174 45 26
318 Harold! The taxidermy of the lion eating your brother is falling off the wall! 1.3959 0.04416 245 177 39 29
319 My mom will only be here for a week. 1.3957 0.04311 235 165 47 23
320 Honey! Quick! Rub behind his ears! 1.3957 0.04111 230 156 57 17
321 Well, you might have noticed his paw prints on the carpet. 1.3956 0.04268 225 155 51 19
322 Nice try but I'm not cancelling book group. 1.3956 0.04268 225 155 51 19
323 Hold that pose dear. I'll finish my wine and then get the camera. 1.3954 0.03975 263 182 58 23
324 In the condo,the pricey condo,the lion feeds tonight... 1.3953 0.04030 258 179 56 23
325 In one horrible moment, Edna realized she'd be hosting tonight's dinner party solo. 1.3953 0.04505 215 151 43 21
326 Seriously, George. Again? 1.3952 0.04633 210 149 39 22
327 I suppose 'a little more to the left' is not what you want to hear just now 1.3951 0.04455 205 141 47 17
328 Let him go, he’s not the one who shot you. 1.3950 0.03924 238 159 64 15
329 I’m right! It says ‘Made in Africa.’ 1.3950 0.04353 238 169 44 25
330 Ok, then try clicking “Leave Meeting”... 1.3946 0.04433 223 157 44 22
331 On second thought, let's put up the picture of my mother. 1.3945 0.04364 218 151 48 19
332 Let’s take it back to the den. 1.3944 0.04335 213 146 50 17
333 I still can't believe how lifelike it is. 1.3941 0.04318 203 137 52 14
334 Well,you DID tell the taxidermist you wanted it to be lifelike. 1.3941 0.04539 203 141 44 18
335 Stop being so dramatic! Here's your wine. 1.3941 0.04645 203 143 40 20
336 Once a dentist, always a dentist 1.3939 0.04890 198 143 32 23
337 Well, well, well... And all your friends said I'd be the trophy that would do you in. 1.3939 0.04187 231 159 53 19
338 Why can't you just wear a mask like everyone else? 1.3939 0.04142 231 158 55 18
339 I know,I know,I asked for courage ... But I’ll take a brain 1.3938 0.04820 193 137 36 20
340 You didn’t read the directions, did you? 1.3937 0.04415 221 155 45 21
341 My god, Larry, it's uncanny. I swear he's looking right at me. 1.3935 0.04342 216 149 49 18
342 Let me know if you find the dog" 1.3934 0.04465 211 147 45 19
343 I told you when you brought that home it would come back to bite you. 1.3934 0.04415 211 146 47 18
344 Almost as funny as the time you mooned the rhino. 1.3932 0.04384 206 141 49 16
345 What's the matter, Henry? Cat got your tongue? 1.3932 0.04322 234 165 46 23
346 So, how do YOU like being endangered? 1.3932 0.04279 234 164 48 22
347 Karma's a b***h, isn't it. 1.3930 0.04434 229 163 42 24
348 You murdered his pride; why shouldn’t he swallow yours? 1.3929 0.04371 224 157 46 21
349 I know, right? It's twice as fun in vibrate mode! 1.3927 0.04490 219 155 42 22
350 It’s funnier with the lampshade. 1.3927 0.04623 191 132 43 16
351 Stay there. I'll call the taxidermist. 1.3926 0.04176 242 169 51 22
352 I guess there is a God, Mister Big Game Hunter. 1.3926 0.04217 242 170 49 23
353 You know, Walter, I always despised that lion's head … until now. 1.3922 0.04357 204 139 50 15
354 I knew that hunting trip would come back to bite you. 1.3922 0.04245 204 137 54 13
355 Good God, Irving! Now the left side is too high! 1.3921 0.04373 227 160 45 22
356 He hasn't liked you from the day you shot him. 1.3921 0.04283 227 158 49 20
357 When you’re done with him you can eat the kids 1.3919 0.04490 222 158 41 23
358 The story will be: The lion didn't do it. He was framed. 1.3917 0.04471 217 153 43 21
359 Should I put down the wine? 1.3915 0.04548 212 150 41 21
360 Does it spark joy for you now? 1.3915 0.04596 212 151 39 22
361 You got a call from the taxidermist and he says it's urgent." 1.3915 0.04645 212 152 37 23
362 Daniel, I think it's more appropriate in the den. 1.3915 0.04448 212 148 45 19
363 I told you motion activation was a bad idea. 1.3913 0.03964 230 154 62 14
364 I’ll hold your drink.” 1.3913 0.04106 230 157 56 17
365 Hold on, he's starting to gag. 1.3911 0.03780 271 185 66 20
366 Now I’m glad we didn’t buy the tail end. 1.3911 0.04372 248 180 39 29
367 It’s OK to ask for help, dear. 1.3909 0.04577 197 137 43 17
368 Play dead! No, wait, that's bears. 1.3908 0.04009 238 162 59 17
369 There must be a better way to hide the safe. 1.3907 0.04596 215 154 38 23
370 No really, he only does this to people he likes. 1.3904 0.04222 228 158 51 19
371 That's so sweet -- he usually shies away from strangers. 1.3901 0.04241 223 154 51 18
372 Let me know when you're done avoiding me 1.3901 0.04096 223 151 57 15
373 What's the matter Fred, cat got your tongue? 1.3901 0.04473 223 159 41 23
374 No Daniel,the lion goes in the den 1.3900 0.04387 241 174 40 27
375 Right there, that's perfect. 1.3900 0.04583 200 140 42 18
376 Honey, I can't hear you. Do you want your glass of wine or not? 1.3899 0.04454 218 154 43 21
377 Cat got your head? 1.3897 0.04833 195 140 34 21
378 It's still crooked. If you'd get your head out of its mouth, you could see. 1.3897 0.04610 195 136 42 17
379 When I said use your head, this isn't what I meant. 1.3897 0.04330 213 147 49 17
380 Next time, ask for the one that isn't interactive. 1.3897 0.04174 213 144 55 14
381 Well you weren’t quite what I was expecting when they said “Trophy husband” 1.3897 0.04330 213 147 49 17
382 I told you it prefers the den. 1.3897 0.04481 213 150 43 20
383 I never liked how his eyes followed you around the room. 1.3894 0.04350 208 143 49 16
384 Oh, I see you've already had a drink. 1.3894 0.04558 208 147 41 20
385 While you're in there, see if you can find any evidence of what happened to our children. 1.3892 0.04255 203 137 53 13
386 Still crooked. 1.3889 0.04274 234 165 47 22
387 Now, turn the third molar and the safe should pop open. 1.3889 0.04483 216 153 42 21
388 Yes dear, it WAS funny the first time ... 1.3889 0.04578 216 155 38 23
389 Careful! You're leaving marks on the wall. 1.3889 0.04483 216 153 42 21
390 Really, Arthur, the next time my mother comes over, you can just go watch TV in the other room. 1.3886 0.04409 211 147 46 18
391 I’m worried that your art is starting to consume you. 1.3886 0.04560 211 150 40 21
392 Why does it always have to be about you? 1.3883 0.04537 206 145 42 19
393 Well, bravo for life's little ironies. 1.3883 0.04791 206 150 32 24
394 Ignore him Stan. If he gets a reaction he’ll never stop doing it. 1.3883 0.04485 206 144 44 18
395 What's the matter—cat got your tongue? Answer me! 1.3883 0.04790 188 133 37 18
396 I think he ate my first husband, too. See if he's in there. 1.3881 0.04145 219 149 55 15
397 Kinda makes you wonder what's on the other side of that wall, doesn't it? 1.3881 0.04397 201 138 48 15
398 Huh. I thought that expression only applied to gift horses. 1.3879 0.04262 214 147 51 16
399 It’d be more impressive if the lion wasn’t dead. 1.3877 0.04278 227 159 48 20
400 Should I call the taxidermist? 1.3876 0.04489 209 147 43 19
401 Well,well...Look what the cat dragged in. 1.3874 0.04155 222 152 54 16
402 Must you do this every time Mom comes over for dinner? 1.3873 0.04672 204 146 37 21
403 You should've stopped with the singing bass. 1.3871 0.03976 248 171 58 19
404 Right there...Perfect! 1.3871 0.04369 217 152 46 19
405 I can't understand what you see in him. 1.3871 0.04384 186 125 50 11
406 A little to the left, Larry. I think he’ll let go if the Feng Shui is right. 1.3871 0.04369 217 152 46 19
407 I already checked there for the remote. 1.3870 0.04237 230 161 49 20
408 Why would you leave your keys there? 1.3868 0.04289 212 146 50 16
409 It seems fair. He has no body, now you have no head. 1.3866 0.04385 194 132 49 13
410 I know you can hear me in there! 1.3865 0.04252 207 141 52 14
411 Did you still want that glass of wine? 1.3864 0.04229 220 152 51 17
412 While you’re in there, look for the cat. 1.3859 0.04098 241 168 53 20
413 Glad to see you've got your head out of your ass, for a change. 1.3859 0.04222 241 171 47 23
414 Right there is perfect. 1.3859 0.03925 241 164 61 16
415 It’s always in the last place you look. 1.3854 0.04334 205 141 49 15
416 No one could hide 11000 votes in there so stop it. 1.3854 0.04704 205 148 35 22
417 I liked it better in the den. 1.3853 0.04086 231 159 55 17
418 This wouldn't have happened if you would have been socially distancing. 1.3850 0.04425 213 150 44 19
419 Do you want a hammer..or maybe first a chair and a whip? 1.3849 0.04247 239 170 46 23
420 He said I looked like Donald Jr. just before he closed his mouth on me. 1.3846 0.04837 182 129 36 17
421 Hold it right there while I get my camera. 1.3843 0.04015 229 156 58 15
422 You can come out, Harold. The Johnsons have gone. 1.3842 0.04473 203 142 44 17
423 It just jumps out at you, doesn’t it? 1.3842 0.04748 190 135 37 18
424 He wants you to let go first 1.3839 0.04268 224 157 48 19
425 Well it's as good of a time as it will ever be: I want a divorce. 1.3839 0.04352 211 147 47 17
426 Let's hope that he also bit off more than he can chew. 1.3836 0.04432 219 156 42 21
427 It’s an improvement. Normally, your head is up the other end 1.3836 0.04479 219 157 40 22
428 Not the kind of trophy husband I was thinking of. 1.3835 0.04736 206 150 33 23
429 Stay calm, dear. He’s just teething. 1.3834 0.04518 193 134 44 15
430 But even if it is rated N95, you have it on backwards. 1.3833 0.04354 240 174 40 26
431 Speak up, Harold, or has the cat got your tongue? 1.3833 0.04227 227 159 49 19
432 Wow, so not just gift-horses then." 1.3832 0.04458 214 152 42 20
433 Stop decorating. It’s consuming you. 1.3832 0.04256 214 148 50 16
434 That's not what I meant when I said, "Keep your head in the game", dear. 1.3832 0.04408 214 151 44 19
435 Higher 1.3830 0.04900 188 136 32 20
436 Wow, this completely revolutionizes 'cat got your tongue'! 1.3830 0.04663 188 132 40 16
437 Can you hear the ocean? 1.3829 0.04480 222 160 39 23
438 I love it, but you're consumed by it 1.3829 0.04388 222 158 43 21
439 When you told me you were being headhunted, this was not what I pictured. 1.3828 0.04534 209 149 40 20
440 Well it’s a change to having your head up your Ass 1.3828 0.04483 209 148 42 19
441 Let me help you - the insurance company would never believe you died this way. 1.3827 0.04409 196 135 47 14
442 Don’t walk away from me with your head in a stuffed lion’s mouth when I’m talking to you, mister! 1.3825 0.04815 183 130 36 17
443 What made you think your keys were in there in the first place? 1.3825 0.04689 183 128 40 15
444 Can't wait to watch you hang the hippopotamus. 1.3825 0.04412 217 154 43 20
445 When art imitates life. 1.3825 0.04460 217 155 41 21
446 Oh, Frank, the people at 911 are not going to believe this... again! 1.3825 0.04214 217 150 51 16
447 What’s the matter honey? Cat got your tongue? 1.3824 0.04769 204 149 32 23
448 ... which reminds me: We need to get more cat food. 1.3822 0.04205 225 157 50 18
449 I can't make out what you're saying. But. it's still not straight. 1.3822 0.04252 225 158 48 19
450 It's still not level. 1.3820 0.04103 233 162 53 18
451 Go ahead and mansplain your way out of this one, Tom. 1.3819 0.04644 199 142 38 19
452 It's safe now, Frank, he's down at Mar-a-Lago." 1.3819 0.04533 199 140 42 17
453 No! It's okay! Trump lost. 1.3817 0.04879 186 134 33 19
454 Can't hear you honey. Put down my what? 1.3816 0.04245 207 142 51 14
455 I think he wants to go back to the den. 1.3815 0.04235 249 180 43 26
456 Is this irony or coincidence? I always get confused. 1.3814 0.04616 194 137 40 17
457 Maybe a little more to the left. 1.3814 0.04136 215 147 54 14
458 I’ll call 911, but first I need the passcode to your brokerage account. 1.3814 0.04066 236 164 54 18
459 You’re right, it really does look lifelike. 1.3812 0.04484 202 142 43 17
460 "A little higher and to the right, dear." 1.3812 0.04484 202 142 43 17
461 Honey,how many times do I have to tell you.? You're not going to find any 'missing votes'. 1.3810 0.04702 189 134 38 17
462 Did you find your phone? 1.3810 0.04310 210 146 48 16
463 I told you not to call me your trophy wife. 1.3807 0.04443 218 156 41 21
464 Perhaps we should have opted for the watercolor. 1.3807 0.04564 197 139 41 17
465 This is so typical of you. Dennis. Your head's in it but not your heart. 1.3807 0.04818 176 124 37 15
466 That's what happened to my last husband. 1.3805 0.04047 226 155 56 15
467 You’ll have to speak up. 1.3805 0.04383 205 143 46 16
468 Awww, he likes you... 1.3804 0.04916 184 133 32 19
469 Does it smell like irony in there? 1.3803 0.04369 213 150 45 18
470 The head in the lion’s mouth trick is impressive at the circus because the lion is still alive, honey. 1.3798 0.04495 208 148 41 19
471 No wallet, but I did find my keys. 1.3796 0.04121 216 148 54 14
472 I told you his eyes seemed to follow me. 1.3796 0.04068 216 147 56 13
473 DID YOU HEAR ME... I SAID MY MOTHER’s COMING TO STAY FOR A FEW WEEKS “ 1.3796 0.04472 216 155 40 21
474 Payback's a bitch, huh Ralph? 1.3796 0.04375 216 153 44 19
475 He didn't appreciate you calling me a trophy wife! 1.3796 0.04423 216 154 42 20
476 I’d help, but I’m allergic to cats. 1.3796 0.04165 245 175 47 23
477 Oh, I forgot to tell you – don’t stand too close to that. 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
478 Keep your head in the game, Jack. 1.3793 0.05057 174 126 30 18
479 That reminds me; dinner's ready Dear 1.3793 0.04574 203 145 39 19
480 Who’s the trophy now? 1.3793 0.04356 203 141 47 15
481 Get used to it! Trump lost! 1.3791 0.04548 211 152 38 21
482 And here I thought you said you were caught in a lie! 1.3791 0.04548 211 152 38 21
483 Face it, Fritz. Lion tamers can't work from home. 1.3791 0.04695 211 155 32 24
484 That’s not what I meant when I told you to ‘...get your head in the game’! 1.3790 0.04379 219 156 43 20
485 Cat got your tongue? 1.3789 0.04741 190 136 36 18
486 No, Roger, I don't want to smell it. 1.3789 0.04857 190 138 32 20
487 You're right --- it is very lifelike. 1.3789 0.04500 190 132 44 14
488 Not in there. I already looked. 1.3789 0.04446 227 165 38 24
489 Looks like he's also king of apartment 12-C. 1.3788 0.04657 198 142 37 19
490 Karma Robert! That’s exactly what karma feels like! 1.3786 0.04419 206 145 44 17
491 You're on your own. 911 hung up. 1.3786 0.04419 206 145 44 17
492 You can come out now. Your mother is gone. 1.3785 0.04402 214 152 43 19
493 Do I tell the 911 operator you literally put your head in the mouth of a lion?" 1.3783 0.03996 230 158 57 15
494 You know, I think this makes the room seem much too dark. 1.3782 0.04800 193 140 33 20
495 You're choking him! 1.3782 0.04856 193 141 31 21
496 THAT, Jungle Jim, is what we call karma. 1.3781 0.04496 201 142 42 17
497 That explains the scratches, but why was the lion wearing lipstick? 1.3781 0.04496 201 142 42 17
498 It’s still not level, Jerry. 1.3781 0.04440 201 141 44 16
499 Frank, just line up the teeth with the blue tape 1.3780 0.04070 246 174 51 21
500 Oh dear, the same thing happened to my last three husbands.” 1.3780 0.04629 209 152 35 22
501 It would be the last time Martha drank absinthe on a first date. 1.3780 0.04528 209 150 39 20
502 You're mumbling,Stanley. Did you say "Call 911" or "Pick up some shrimp from Wegmans"? 1.3780 0.04267 209 145 49 15
503 Good thing you didn't get one featuring the rear end of the Lion. 1.3777 0.04231 233 166 46 21
504 Wrong pussy -George” 1.3777 0.05231 188 143 19 26
505 I knew this hobby would consume you... 1.3775 0.04074 249 177 50 22
506 I knew chasing these guys around with a rifle would come back to bite you! 1.3775 0.04393 204 143 45 16
507 Honey, every time I drink Merlot you look more handsome. 1.3774 0.04329 212 149 46 17
508 The guests will be here any moment. Should I tell them you have a headache? 1.3773 0.04266 220 155 47 18
509 Did you find my cell phone? 1.3773 0.04314 220 156 45 19
510 So, who is 'King of the Jungle' now? 1.3772 0.04386 228 165 40 23
511 You hunted him. You killed him. You stuffed him. Did you have to taunt him?" 1.3772 0.04252 228 162 46 20
512 That’s not how you get to Narnia. 1.3771 0.04277 236 170 43 23
513 Guess it's your turn to feed the cat. 1.3770 0.04617 183 128 41 14
514 I think I like it better over the fireplace, honey. 1.3770 0.04617 183 128 41 14
515 C'mon Gary! Let him know you're the Alpha! 1.3770 0.04419 191 132 46 13
516 That was funny the first time 1.3769 0.04296 199 137 49 13
517 I knew that would come back to bite you. 1.3769 0.04637 199 143 37 19
518 Why don't I just get the stud finder from the garage? 1.3767 0.04532 215 156 37 22
519 You could've asked me to scratch your shoulder. 1.3767 0.04225 223 157 48 18
520 I wish you had consulted me before buying anything at Don Jr.'s yard sale. 1.3767 0.04272 223 158 46 19
521 When you do see the hook be sure you’re centered. 1.3765 0.04118 255 184 46 25
522 The taxidermist really brought this piece to life! 1.3765 0.03966 255 180 54 21
523 Go deeper! There is a gag reflex. I know. 1.3763 0.04890 194 143 29 22
524 John, you have it on backwards! 1.3763 0.04835 194 142 31 21
525 Don’t fight it, John. Just tell me I was right and he’ll let go. 1.3762 0.04532 202 144 40 18
526 Up a little. No down. Down. To the right.Your right. Your righ...ughh, honey are you even listening to me??!! 1.3762 0.04478 202 143 42 17
527 He normally doesn't like people! 1.3761 0.04292 218 154 46 18
528 Hold this. I'll get the whip. 1.3761 0.04390 218 156 42 20
529 Now can I go get the level? 1.3757 0.04814 189 137 33 19
530 It wants to be over the fireplace. 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
531 Yet I again I have to tell you that your head is in the wrong place. 1.3756 0.04614 197 141 38 18
532 Now just straighten it, Herb. 1.3756 0.04376 205 144 45 16
533 You're the one who said the decor was too tame. 1.3756 0.04376 205 144 45 16
534 That stunt was more impressive when it was alive. 1.3756 0.04463 213 153 40 20
535 I thought we were going out for a bite. 1.3756 0.04152 221 154 51 16
536 If you step back, you'll see it's still crooked. 1.3756 0.04440 221 160 39 22
537 I'm not coming out until you put on a mask, Linda! 1.3750 0.04462 192 134 44 14
538 You always get in over your head no matter what it is. 1.3750 0.04757 192 139 34 19
539 OK, so maybe the "eye level" rule won't work here. 1.3750 0.04400 192 133 46 13
540 Just a little higher. 1.3750 0.04161 224 157 50 17
541 Maybe the Siegfried and Roy estate sale wasn't the best idea? 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
542 Not so tough without your gun, are ya honey. 1.3744 0.04459 203 144 42 17
543 Hold still while I get the camera. 1.3744 0.04531 195 138 41 16
544 Hey, can you hear the ocean? 1.3744 0.04531 195 138 41 16
545 In the jungle,the mighty jungle,the lion eats tonight.... 1.3744 0.04589 195 139 39 17
546 If you don't want to hear how my day was, just say so! 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
547 The Lion eats tonight. 1.3743 0.04838 171 121 36 14
548 This is worse than hunting with Dick Cheney. 1.3739 0.04137 222 155 51 16
549 Well, if it isn't king of the bungle. 1.3739 0.04423 222 161 39 22
550 The lion didn’t eat your glasses, Ted, you left them on the bathroom sink. 1.3738 0.04346 214 152 44 18
551 I would help, but I’m allergic to cats. 1.3738 0.04412 206 146 43 17
552 Are you listening to me?!?! 1.3738 0.04304 206 144 47 15
553 This is why your taxidermist made you sign a waiver. 1.3738 0.04135 206 141 53 12
554 I guess this is an improvement over where mother usually thinks your head is up. 1.3738 0.04622 206 150 35 21
555 Are you listening? It's still crooked. 1.3737 0.04424 198 139 44 15
556 A little to the left, George. ...George? ...George? 1.3737 0.04595 198 142 38 18
557 The taxidermist said he was very lifelike. 1.3737 0.04492 190 133 43 14
558 No, his right not yours. 1.3737 0.04734 190 137 35 18
559 You took his pride first, Hon. 1.3737 0.04367 190 131 47 12
560 Just a little lower. 1.3736 0.04694 182 129 38 15
561 Let me know if you find your pride up there 1.3734 0.04124 241 172 48 21
562 You should have bought the singing bass. 1.3733 0.04253 217 153 47 17
563 He's been waiting for this ever since the day you shot him! 1.3732 0.04471 209 150 40 19
564 That is not how you give head! 1.3732 0.04522 209 151 38 20
565 Turns out you both have poor taste. 1.3732 0.04572 209 152 36 21
566 Oh, my darling, the lion eats tonight. 1.3731 0.04737 193 140 34 19
567 Spend the money,I said. Use a professional taxidermist,I said. 1.3730 0.04576 185 130 41 14
568 You're right. It does play "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" when you get close enough. 1.3728 0.04291 228 164 43 21
569 I always feel good art pulls you into the landscape. 1.3727 0.04451 220 160 38 22
570 Perfect! Let’s leave it like that. 1.3727 0.04161 220 154 50 16
571 Told you he’d like the other wall better. 1.3726 0.04055 212 145 55 12
572 I told you its eyes were following you across the room. 1.3725 0.04387 204 144 44 16
573 Better than where you used to stick it.. 1.3724 0.04627 196 141 37 18
574 I knew Groupon taxidermy was a bad idea. 1.3724 0.04454 196 138 43 15
575 Even though he’s stuffed, it looks like he made room for dessert. 1.3722 0.04859 180 130 33 17
576 Funny. When you brought it home, I thought it was fake. 1.3722 0.04389 180 123 47 10
577 No honey, Narnia is through the wardrobe. 1.3722 0.04313 223 160 43 20
578 Well, now you can brag at work about being head hunted. 1.3721 0.04954 172 124 32 16
579 Lucky for you it's not his tail hanging there! 1.3721 0.04329 215 153 44 18
580 Your mask is on backwards. 1.3719 0.04520 199 142 40 17
581 All right, all right. I'll ask mom not to come. 1.3719 0.04229 199 137 50 12
582 Should I be impressed or call for help? 1.3719 0.04630 199 144 36 19
583 Not fun being a trophy husband, is it? 1.3717 0.04654 191 137 37 17
584 Still crooked. What’s wrong with you? 1.3716 0.04543 183 128 42 13
585 Can you see the hook? 1.3716 0.04737 183 131 36 16
586 Quick! Get the whip and chair! 1.3716 0.03926 218 148 59 11
587 Stop complaining and be glad we hung this end 1.3713 0.04738 202 149 31 22
588 He's not hungry enough to eat you—he's already stuffed! 1.3713 0.04580 202 146 37 19
589 I told you it would come back to bite you. 1.3713 0.04471 202 144 41 17
590 I asked you the center it, not enter it! 1.3710 0.04195 221 156 48 17
591 Why couldn't you just put on a lampshade, like the other guests? 1.3710 0.04195 221 156 48 17
592 Hold on dear; I’ll go get the spray bottle. 1.3710 0.04555 186 131 41 14
593 Next time, pick "truth." 1.3710 0.04923 186 137 29 20
594 Need any help with that? 1.3709 0.04356 213 152 43 18
595 Now you're too high on the left. 1.3709 0.04407 213 153 41 19
596 Where is your pride? 1.3709 0.04148 213 148 51 14
597 Is this a big game to you? 1.3708 0.04896 178 129 32 17
598 It looks better without you. 1.3707 0.04530 205 148 38 19
599 I told you going on that safari would come back to bite you. 1.3707 0.04530 205 148 38 19
600 The remote is on the couch, Henry. 1.3707 0.04423 205 146 42 17
601 Honey, it's still not level. 1.3706 0.04994 170 123 31 16
602 I told you this hobby was going to come back to bite you someday. 1.3706 0.04707 170 119 39 12
603 That's perfect 1.3706 0.04256 197 136 49 12
604 l said you should call the handyman, but no. 1.3706 0.04133 197 134 53 10
605 Now I remember how my dream ended! 1.3706 0.04493 197 140 41 16
606 You just can’t get used to being a RETIRED dentist. 1.3706 0.04663 197 143 35 19
607 The right corner needs to come up at least an inch. 1.3705 0.04435 224 164 37 23
608 A little higher and to the left, Dear. 1.3704 0.04566 189 134 40 15
609 You bought it. You deal with it. 1.3704 0.04262 216 153 46 17
610 There you go again, consumed by your work. 1.3702 0.04377 208 148 43 17
611 I told you we should have gotten the antelope. 1.3702 0.04642 181 128 39 14
612 Well, if it wasn't stuffed already, it soon will be. 1.3702 0.04575 181 127 41 13
613 Careful! You’re scratching the wall! 1.3700 0.04501 200 143 40 17
614 A little higher...higher...Perfect! Now don't move. 1.3700 0.04556 200 144 38 18
615 Do you want me to get the WD-40 again? 1.3699 0.04721 173 122 38 13
616 Should I call 911 or the taxidermist? 1.3699 0.03935 246 173 55 18
617 It's tilted. 1.3699 0.03674 246 167 67 12
618 And you said he was cowardly... 1.3698 0.04330 192 133 47 12
619 Don't worry, you'll come out like a lamb. 1.3698 0.04575 192 137 39 16
620 What's the matter honey, cat got your head? 1.3698 0.04515 192 136 41 15
621 Warmer 1.3697 0.04064 211 145 54 12
622 Tilt your head just a bit to the left, dear. 1.3695 0.04397 203 144 43 16
623 The best part is Amazon offers free return shipping if you don't like it! 1.3695 0.04170 203 140 51 12
624 I told you karma's a bitch. 1.3694 0.04370 222 161 40 21
625 Kind of a delayed response, wouldn't you say? 1.3693 0.04934 176 128 31 17
626 You're off by a whisker. 1.3693 0.04733 176 125 37 14
627 They really are patient hunters. 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
628 I told you that one would come back to bite you. 1.3690 0.04535 187 132 41 14
629 I said use your HEAD - not USE your head. 1.3690 0.04782 187 136 33 18
630 Perfect! Now don’t move an inch. 1.3689 0.04459 206 148 40 18
631 You should be able to see the hook now. 1.3689 0.04459 206 148 40 18
632 I told you he preferred the wall facing the window. 1.3687 0.04417 198 140 43 15
633 Well, Stan, maybe he just got tired of hearing you say "I've never been a cat person." 1.3687 0.04358 198 139 45 14
634 Circle of life." 1.3684 0.04726 190 138 34 18
635 I think you’re wearing it backwards. 1.3684 0.04286 228 165 42 21
636 It's leaning a bit to the right. 1.3684 0.04422 190 133 44 13
637 Don't turn your back on me and shove your head in the lion while we are arguing! 1.3684 0.04546 190 135 40 15
638 Just remember this experience if you ever start thinking of me as a trophy wife. 1.3682 0.04804 201 150 28 23
639 I'm wrong. I thought your obsession with big game hunting was going to bite you in the ass. 1.3681 0.04938 182 134 29 19
640 I told you, he wants to be over the mantelpiece! 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
641 That story gets wilder every time you reënact it. 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
642 Ooooh! It's so interesting when karma and irony overlap. 1.3679 0.04729 193 141 33 19
643 I told you we should have bought the singing fish. 1.3676 0.04434 204 146 41 17
644 Why do you always make the simplest tasks seem difficult? 1.3676 0.03976 253 181 51 21
645 I told you we should have gotten the singing fish instead. 1.3676 0.04694 185 133 36 16
646 On the other hand, maybe he did take it personally 1.3674 0.04272 215 153 45 17
647 I'm ready to talk. Are you ready to come out? 1.3673 0.04840 196 146 28 22
648 No, I said swallow YOUR pride! 1.3671 0.04493 207 150 38 19
649 Wow, he really played the long game. 1.3671 0.04597 207 152 34 21
650 There! My head's in the game. Are you happy, Susan? 1.3670 0.04640 188 135 37 16
651 The taxidermist really captured the moment. 1.3670 0.04520 218 161 34 23
652 That’s not what I meant when I said ‘feed the cat’. 1.3668 0.04678 199 146 33 20
653 Your pride always gets in the way. 1.3668 0.04340 199 140 45 14
654 Well keep looking. My tuna sandwich just didn't vanish into thin air". 1.3668 0.04623 199 145 35 19
655 Looks like the cat's got more than your tongue! 1.3667 0.04182 210 147 49 14
656 Nope, that's not the safe word. 1.3667 0.04290 210 149 45 16
657 Looks like you really have your head in the game. 1.3667 0.04914 180 132 30 18
658 And you accused me of biting your head off. 1.3667 0.04497 210 153 37 20
659 Is it too late for the chair and the whip? 1.3665 0.04526 191 136 40 15
660 Well, now you've both lost your pride. 1.3665 0.04646 191 138 36 17
661 Honey, your time is up. It's my turn now. 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
662 Aren't you supposed to kill them first? 1.3662 0.04247 213 151 46 16
663 I told you he didn’t look dead 1.3662 0.04400 213 154 40 19
664 What's that, dear? Cat got your tongue? 1.3662 0.04450 213 155 38 20
665 There you are! I thought he was coughing up a fur ball. 1.3661 0.04665 183 131 37 15
666 Just be happy you're not on the other side of the wall. 1.3661 0.04600 183 130 39 14
667 Cut the drama Donald! 1.3661 0.04467 183 128 43 12
668 Yes, I said "dinner's ready," but I was talking to HIM..." 1.3661 0.04383 224 164 38 22
669 It was funnier the first time. 1.3660 0.04476 194 138 41 15
670 That's what you get for hunting with Don, Jr ! 1.3660 0.04594 194 140 37 17
671 130 million views so far. Was it truly worth the effort? 1.3660 0.03967 235 165 54 16
672 What did you expect when you kept calling him cowardly, Stan? 1.3657 0.04949 175 128 30 17
673 Still think you’re top of the food chain Ron? 1.3657 0.04815 175 126 34 15
674 Oh sure. Why not use the cheap taxidermist? 1.3656 0.04340 227 166 39 22
675 Well, so much for "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." 1.3656 0.04062 227 160 51 16
676 I thought it was elephants who never forget. 1.3656 0.04673 186 134 36 16
677 It's still a little crooked. 1.3655 0.04309 197 138 46 13
678 It's not as much fun without the rifle, is it? 1.3655 0.04655 197 144 34 19
679 I'm not crazy! His eyes were following me when I walked around the room. 1.3655 0.04309 197 138 46 13
680 If you want my honest opinion, I think it's more of a conversation piece like this. 1.3655 0.04427 197 140 42 15
681 She'll only be here 3 days George 1.3655 0.04655 197 144 34 19
682 you always do that when you want to change the subject 1.3652 0.04481 178 124 43 11
683 Get your head out of the game! 1.3652 0.04888 178 130 31 17
684 Keep going and you’ll have your head up his ass, too. 1.3652 0.04952 178 131 29 18
685 I have to say it, Bernard, spying on the neighbours through a lion’s anus is one of your less attractive traits. 1.3651 0.04798 189 139 31 19
686 He's gonna have one heck of a hairball. 1.3650 0.04437 200 143 41 16
687 In the jungle, the concrete jungle, the lion bites tonight. 1.3650 0.04604 200 146 35 19
688 You've always wanted to be lionized. 1.3650 0.04437 200 143 41 16
689 OK, fine. I'll scratch your back. 1.3650 0.04264 200 140 47 13
690 You’re my favorite trophy husband. 1.3649 0.04222 222 159 45 18
691 What? Cat's got your tongue! 1.3647 0.05054 170 125 28 17
692 Don't move while I get my cell phone! 1.3646 0.04764 181 131 34 16
693 Is this how you are going to behave every time my mother plans a visit? 1.3646 0.04289 181 124 48 9
694 Narnia is through the wardrobe, not the lion! 1.3646 0.04567 192 138 38 16
695 Try to make it look like natural selection. 1.3645 0.04500 203 147 38 18
696 How would the car keys even get in there? 1.3645 0.04162 203 141 50 12
697 You've got it on backwards. 1.3645 0.04017 214 148 54 12
698 You have successfully proven your masculinity, dumbness, and wealth at the same time. 1.3644 0.04088 236 169 48 19
699 No, it's still crooked. 1.3642 0.04340 173 118 47 8
700 You’ll never be the trophy husband. 1.3641 0.04447 184 129 43 12
701 I guess he was sick of your manesplaining 1.3641 0.04643 184 132 37 15
702 Maybe, just maybe, it doesn't want to be moved? 1.3641 0.04514 184 130 41 13
703 What made you think he was dead? 1.3641 0.04744 195 144 31 20
704 That's karma for you. 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
705 Should I call the doctor or the taxidermist? 1.3641 0.04086 195 133 53 9
706 See?...grabbing pussy has consequences. 1.3641 0.04688 195 143 33 19
707 Apparently he's king of our living room, too. 1.3641 0.04632 195 142 35 18
708 You're weaing it backwards. 1.3641 0.04344 206 147 43 16
709 Don’t worry. He’s all bite, no digestive system. 1.3641 0.04810 206 156 25 25
710 Oh I see you’ve met my first trophy husband.” 1.3641 0.04234 206 145 47 14
711 This is worse than the time with the Goya painting. 1.3641 0.04120 206 143 51 12
712 Looks like the cat's got your tongue, head, and neck! 1.3641 0.04339 217 157 41 19
713 Don't worry, if he bites if off, I'll have it mouned! 1.3641 0.04484 217 160 35 22
714 Wait, I got to post this! 1.3636 0.03750 242 167 62 13
715 I knew this will come back to bite us one day! 1.3636 0.04590 187 134 38 15
716 And then we’ll mount the head-up-your-ass version on the opposite wall. 1.3636 0.04508 209 153 36 20
717 One word, Bill: karma! 1.3636 0.04655 176 125 38 13
718 It's weird how the eyes seem to follow you around the room. 1.3632 0.04203 212 150 47 15
719 It wasn't funny the first time, Howard. 1.3632 0.04096 212 148 51 13
720 Why won’t you talk to me? Cat got your tongue? 1.3632 0.04511 212 156 35 21
721 The taxidermist did say it’s too soon to hang him. 1.3632 0.04187 201 140 49 12
722 Oh, but the singing bass was "too creepy." 1.3632 0.04530 201 146 37 18
723 I said try to tame it...not frame it! 1.3632 0.04777 190 140 31 19
724 You should have just been satisfied having a trophy wife. 1.3631 0.04734 179 129 35 15
725 Marvin, is it important that his eyes have opened? 1.3631 0.04734 179 129 35 15
726 I told you to buy the singing bass instead. 1.3628 0.04118 226 161 48 17
727 I’d be pissed too if you kept telling everyone how you bagged me on safari when you actually bought me on eBay. 1.3628 0.04162 215 152 48 15
728 And now, a big toast to karma. 1.3628 0.04561 215 160 32 23
729 Honey, your days at the top of the food chain are over. 1.3627 0.04588 204 150 34 20
730 Honey, I told you not to wear the zebra print tie to the party. Hurry up and play dead so we don't miss the appetizers. 1.3627 0.04547 193 139 38 16
731 Honey, the first time was an accident, but now I'm beginning to wonder. 1.3627 0.04365 193 136 44 13
732 No, leave it that way. I'm enjoying the silence. 1.3627 0.04365 193 136 44 13
733 You can come out now, honey -- Biden has been inaugurated. 1.3627 0.04487 193 138 40 15
734 Doc said that the grip may loosen after a few days 1.3627 0.04606 193 140 36 17
735 That's not what I meant by using your head. 1.3627 0.04427 193 137 42 14
736 Are you still looking for the hook dear? 1.3626 0.04410 182 127 44 11
737 That’s not level 1.3626 0.04546 182 129 40 13
738 Hit its nose, Charles! Hit its nose! 1.3626 0.04448 171 118 44 9
739 Daniel, move that lion to the den. 1.3624 0.03838 229 158 59 12
740 And you said you didn't believe in karma.... 1.3622 0.04438 196 140 41 15
741 I ssid, "We have to wait in LINE for the vaccine." 1.3622 0.04668 196 144 33 19
742 Honey, no one is buying it. You’re going to have to talk to our guests. 1.3622 0.04438 196 140 41 15
743 I’ve heard of “cat got your tongue?”,but this is ridiculous. 1.3622 0.04554 196 142 37 17
744 Fred,relax. It means he likes you. 1.3622 0.04293 185 128 47 10
745 Honey, I know you miss it. But the circus is over. You're an accountant now. 1.3622 0.04428 185 130 43 12
746 Did you actually see the death certificate? 1.3622 0.04293 185 128 47 10
747 You’re loosening the teeth. Don’t loosen the teeth. 1.3622 0.04494 185 131 41 13
748 Honey, do you have a minute? 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
749 An inch to the left. 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
750 To be fair, you did yell "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!?" 1.3620 0.04327 221 161 40 20
751 I wondered why it had so many estate-sale stickers on it. 1.3619 0.04283 210 150 44 16
752 Bring it up just a whisker on the right 1.3617 0.04631 188 136 36 16
753 Congratulations, Larry. You’ve finally been lionized. 1.3617 0.04812 188 139 30 19
754 Leo! Quit playing with your food! 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
755 Hey honey,you've been so quiet tonight. What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? 1.3617 0.04569 188 135 38 15
756 I guess, he can’t let bygones be. 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
757 Wouldn't YOU be in a bad mood if your backside were dangling out a wall fifty feet above street level? 1.3617 0.04631 188 136 36 16
758 Maybe the bear skin rug would have been a better choice. 1.3617 0.04692 188 137 34 17
759 The cat got more than your tongue this time,Greg 1.3616 0.04902 177 130 30 17
760 Look, I'm sorry I called you my trophy husband! 1.3616 0.04902 177 130 30 17
761 After Harry’s accident, I decided it would be cheaper to just stuff and mount them both. 1.3614 0.04565 202 148 35 19
762 Don't be so dramatic, Roscoe! My mom will only be here for five days. 1.3613 0.04456 191 136 41 14
763 Can you see the nail now? 1.3611 0.04777 180 131 33 16
764 I told you not to talk politics with him! 1.3611 0.04712 180 130 35 15
765 I doubt the keys are there 1.3611 0.04298 180 124 47 9
766 Oh, cut the melodrama - just because you decided not to drink for a month 1.3611 0.04510 180 127 41 12
767 Let's go see the wizard, looks like somebody needs a brain. 1.3608 0.04527 194 140 38 16
768 Can you not do be doing that when Ray and Gina arrive? 1.3608 0.04408 194 138 42 14
769 Enough with the guilt trip. 1.3608 0.04222 194 135 48 11
770 I like it Harold. It speaks to me in many ways. 1.3607 0.04525 183 130 40 13
771 It was a good idea not to hang his hind quarters. 1.3606 0.04520 208 153 35 20
772 Try spitting out the tuna sandwich." 1.3604 0.04178 197 137 49 11
773 Are you sure this is the entrance to Narnia? 1.3602 0.04158 211 149 48 14
774 Wasn't a trophy wife enough? 1.3602 0.04522 211 156 34 21
775 Payback is a bitch, Harold. 1.3600 0.03980 225 158 53 14
776 Yup, I can see the nail? 1.3600 0.04314 200 142 44 14
777 Don't struggle, dear, they can sense irony! 1.3600 0.04451 175 122 43 10
778 Bob, you're overthinking where to hang the lion head. It's starting to consume you. 1.3600 0.04873 175 128 31 16
779 Okay! So MGM fired you! Do you have to be so dramatic? 1.3600 0.04372 200 143 42 15
780 It certainly makes the room come alive. 1.3600 0.04486 200 145 38 17
781 You had one job, Harry. 1.3600 0.04940 175 129 29 17
782 On second thought, you can keep it. 1.3598 0.04118 214 151 49 14
783 Why does everything have to be so dramatic with you? 1.3598 0.04295 189 132 46 11
784 If you pretend you're dead he'll spit you out. 1.3598 0.04549 189 136 38 15
785 I thought it was odd how he licked his lips earlier. 1.3596 0.04270 203 144 45 14
786 I told you you were letting yourself get consumed by that thing. 1.3596 0.04326 203 145 43 15
787 My God, it's regurgitating a man. 1.3594 0.04618 192 140 35 17
788 I still hear my phone vibrating... I just don't see it yet. Call it again will ya! 1.3594 0.04437 192 137 41 14
789 It will keep people away but you should still use an N-95. 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
790 I TOLD you the eyes were watching us! 1.3592 0.04337 206 148 42 16
791 I call this one "Swallow Your Pride." 1.3591 0.04489 181 128 41 12
792 So silent. Cat got your tongue? 1.3591 0.04489 181 128 41 12
793 Now, a little to the left . . . 1.3590 0.04449 195 140 40 15
794 It has waited years for this moment 1.3590 0.04680 195 144 32 19
795 Are you still glad you killed it? 1.3590 0.03877 195 131 58 6
796 I wonder what would've happened if you had chosen 'tails.' 1.3590 0.04624 195 143 34 18
797 That's why you're supposed to have the whip. 1.3590 0.04141 195 135 50 10
798 Impressive, but covid masks should also be practical. 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
799 That’ll teach you to bite MY head off! 1.3587 0.04102 223 159 48 16
800 What do you think this is, a big game? 1.3587 0.04438 184 130 42 12
801 A little to the right ... no HIS right. 1.3586 0.04628 198 146 33 19
802 It's not his fault, he was framed! 1.3584 0.04843 173 126 32 15
803 At least your head's not up your ... 1.3584 0.04843 173 126 32 15
804 Really Martin? Again? 1.3584 0.04773 173 125 34 14
805 To be honest, this way is more realistic. 1.3583 0.04454 187 133 41 13
806 Karma always finds a way. 1.3583 0.04581 187 135 37 15
807 I told you we should’ve gone with the moose! 1.3582 0.04577 201 148 34 19
808 Remind me, in hunting does this mean the score is tied? 1.3582 0.04354 201 144 42 15
809 My husband, king of the bungle. 1.3581 0.04409 215 158 37 20
810 It's more impressive when they're alive... 1.3580 0.04916 176 130 29 17
811 I did not see that coming. 1.3579 0.04404 190 135 42 13
812 Wouldn’t it just be simpler to buy a mask? 1.3579 0.04467 190 136 40 14
813 Obviously the lion does not sleep tonight. 1.3578 0.04195 204 144 47 13
814 Heavens, Harrison. Don’t be so dramatic. 1.3578 0.04063 218 154 50 14
815 Hey, don’t put that filthy thing in your mouth! 1.3576 0.04935 165 120 31 14
816 It's not the same, Ed. Clyde Beatty used real lions. 1.3575 0.04920 179 133 28 18
817 Oh, Honey, if only you could see this... The taxidermist really managed to capture your final moments. 1.3575 0.04920 179 133 28 18
818 I told you that belonged in the den. 1.3575 0.04479 193 139 39 15
819 Harry, can you see the nail, yet? 1.3575 0.04319 207 149 42 16
820 Have you found the nail? 1.3575 0.04373 207 150 40 17
821 Now bring the right corner up just a tad 1.3575 0.04153 207 146 48 13
822 I think a little to the left. 1.3571 0.04536 182 130 39 13
823 Ed, the gallery did say the piece would eventually really grab us. 1.3571 0.04328 210 152 41 17
824 Harold, I found your glasses; they’re out in the kitchen. 1.3571 0.04400 182 128 43 11
825 Bad kitty. Bad kitty. 1.3571 0.04469 182 129 41 12
826 And besides that, the expression is never look a gift horse in the mouth. 1.3568 0.04497 199 145 37 17
827 I told you to let me do it. 1.3568 0.04614 185 134 36 15
828 Mr life-of-the-party could’ve stopped at the lampshade. 1.3567 0.04809 171 124 33 14
829 Again, George, just because you can't see me doesn't mean I can't see you. 1.3567 0.04437 171 119 43 9
830 Face it, dear. You're just not cut out to be a trophy husband. 1.3567 0.04809 171 124 33 14
831 It’s kinda what I pictured when we bought it! 1.3567 0.04809 171 124 33 14
832 Is my dogs playing poker painting still tacky now? 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
833 Karma is a bitch, isn't it Don Jr? 1.3564 0.04804 188 140 29 19
834 I told you some of your decisions would come back to bite you. 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
835 Can you blame him?! 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
836 I take it you’re not a cat person. 1.3560 0.04322 191 135 44 12
837 This is not what I meant by game night. 1.3560 0.04630 191 140 34 17
838 First, it's in 'like' a lion and second - it's only February. 1.3559 0.04374 236 178 32 26
839 Karma’s a bitch, Ed. 1.3559 0.05022 177 133 25 19
840 I have always said you were a trophy husband. 1.3559 0.04208 222 161 43 18
841 I warned you that shooting that lion would come back to bite you in the ass, but it looks like I was wrong. 1.3558 0.04564 208 155 32 21
842 Nope. Put it in the den. 1.3557 0.04399 194 139 41 14
843 In the city,the mighty city,the Lion eats tonight 1.3557 0.04636 194 143 33 18
844 Don't be stubborn, Richard. Apologize and he'll let go! 1.3557 0.04519 194 141 37 16
845 Well clearly four picture hanging strips is not enough. 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
846 You'd be mad, too, if someone mounted your head on a wall. 1.3556 0.04636 180 130 36 14
847 Perfect. Leave it right there. 1.3556 0.04702 180 131 34 15
848 It’s still not lioned up. 1.3556 0.04636 180 130 36 14
849 Then what happened? 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
850 A little higher on the right. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
851 Does this mean you don't want wine? 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
852 Harry, I can still see you. 1.3551 0.04267 214 155 42 17
853 I guess now is a good time to tell you, dear. I'm having an affair with your Taxidermist. 1.3550 0.04188 200 141 47 12
854 Where else could you have put your Bitcoin password? 1.3550 0.04421 200 145 39 16
855 Dr. Feinberg told you that it is not helpful to do that when I try to talk to you about how I'm feeling 1.3550 0.04478 200 146 37 17
856 I knew I should have gotten him the singing bass instead. 1.3548 0.04225 217 157 43 17
857 The height looks good--now move about four feet to your right. 1.3548 0.05075 155 113 29 13
858 I'll say it again, Bob. You don't look a gift lion in the mouth. 1.3548 0.04718 186 137 32 17
859 Looks like you both lost your pride now. 1.3547 0.04318 203 146 42 15
860 You always commented on how lifelike it looked. 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
861 You got it all backwards. I said the lyin' is very hard to swallow. 1.3545 0.04478 189 136 39 14
862 Well if it isn't mister what could go wrong on a hunting trip to Narnia. 1.3545 0.04663 189 139 33 17
863 Looks like the tranquilizer wore off. 1.3543 0.04514 175 124 40 11
864 Well I told you not to haggle with the taxidermist. 1.3543 0.04514 175 124 40 11
865 It is disturbing but I’m glad I had you stuffed together. 1.3542 0.04609 192 141 34 17
866 OK,then try clicking “leave the meeting”... 1.3542 0.04609 192 141 34 17
867 I think it needs to be about 8 inches higher. 1.3542 0.04428 192 138 40 14
868 The taxidermist SAID it wasn't quite dead yet, but NOOO, you had to have it today! 1.3542 0.04366 192 137 42 13
869 We'll get you out of there, honey. There's no rush. No rush. At all. 1.3542 0.04175 192 134 48 10
870 Wait, wait, that's it! 1.3539 0.04804 178 131 31 16
871 You can stop looking now George. I found my reading glasses in the cereal cabinet. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
872 Does this mean, you don't want to discuss my mother coming to live with us? 1.3538 0.04558 195 143 35 17
873 Good grief, Lou, that's the third time this week. 1.3538 0.04294 212 154 41 17
874 What's the matter,Harry? The cat got your tongue? 1.3538 0.04241 212 153 43 16
875 I told you that he was perfectly happy where he was. 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
876 Metaphorically speaking : Your head is so in the wrong place! 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
877 That’s not what I meant by giving head. 1.3535 0.04564 198 146 34 18
878 ...Maybe if you put the nail up first?... 1.3535 0.04392 198 143 40 15
879 Revenge is sweet. 1.3533 0.04561 184 133 37 14
880 Whoa. This doesn't bode well for me as "the trophy wife". . . . 1.3533 0.04752 184 136 31 17
881 Nice try but you still need to call your mother. 1.3532 0.04288 201 144 43 14
882 I see you saw your therapist, today. 1.3532 0.04049 201 140 51 10
883 So did you buy it because your head fit perfectly or was that just a bonus? 1.3532 0.03950 218 153 53 12
884 A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh 1.3529 0.04757 187 139 30 18
885 Maybe it's jealous of your trophy wife!? 1.3529 0.04411 204 149 38 17
886 No, honey, this doesn't feel right...let's try the other wall. 1.3529 0.04750 170 123 34 13
887 Even with some wine, the trick isn't as impressive when the lion isn't alive. 1.3529 0.04368 170 118 44 8
888 Hah! More like "Cat got your head?" 1.3526 0.04691 173 125 35 13
889 He's more of an outdoor cat. 1.3526 0.04471 173 122 41 10
890 A bit more to the left.... 1.3524 0.04267 210 152 42 16
891 Who do you want me to call, Harry? The doctor? The taxidermist? I don't think Google's going to help me one little bit. 1.3523 0.04222 193 136 46 11
892 And you say I bite your head off! 1.3523 0.04285 193 137 44 12
893 Your horoscope says 'this will be a very bad day'--how about that! 1.3523 0.04345 176 123 44 9
894 It wasn't funny the first time, Harold. 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
895 Jerry, you're a proctologist, not an ENT. 1.3521 0.04328 213 156 39 18
896 Try tickling his chin. 1.3520 0.04297 179 125 45 9
897 Who d'ya want me call, Harold: the fire department, the vet, or Ringling Brothers? 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
898 Looks good to me. 1.3518 0.04315 199 143 42 14
899 Remember, you fired the first shot. 1.3516 0.04659 182 133 34 15
900 Try to hold on a few more hours--the lion sleeps tonight. 1.3516 0.04526 182 131 38 13
901 Quick! Where's your organ donor card? 1.3516 0.04459 182 130 40 12
902 I guess the same goes for gift lions, too. 1.3516 0.04659 182 133 34 15
903 I told you the Lion didn’t sleep tonight.” 1.3515 0.04694 165 118 36 11
904 C'mon Frank. It's still not level. 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
905 It's the circle of Life Ralph 1.3514 0.04730 185 137 31 17
906 How do you like big game hunting now? 1.3514 0.04273 185 130 45 10
907 Lower. 1.3512 0.04393 205 150 38 17
908 What's wrong? Cat's got your head? 1.3511 0.04552 188 137 36 15
909 Care for a drink to wash him down? 1.3510 0.04348 208 152 39 17
910 You appear to be in the jaws of a dilemma. 1.3509 0.03979 228 163 50 15
911 Nice try, but that’s not going to get you excused from the Zoom call with my parents in 10 minutes. 1.3509 0.04426 171 120 42 9
912 This living room has quickly turned into a dining room. 1.3509 0.04799 171 125 32 14
913 What did you expect, he hasn't eaten for years. 1.3508 0.04376 191 137 41 13
914 It's probably easier to take it off the wall to straighten the nail. 1.3506 0.04524 174 124 39 11
915 What's the matter, Gerald? Cat got your head? 1.3506 0.04945 174 130 27 17
916 I may not know art, dear, but I know what I like. 1.3505 0.04451 194 141 38 15
917 They say it should be hung eye-level for maximum impact! 1.3505 0.04329 194 139 42 13
918 Now who's the trophy wife? 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
919 Honey, I'm not sure what you're trying to show me." 1.3503 0.04518 197 145 35 17
920 I knew you’d let that trophy go to your head. 1.3502 0.04167 217 157 44 16
921 Did you find Narnia yet? 1.3500 0.04355 200 145 40 15
922 Jack, Jack, you got it backwards -- you're supposed to enter through the wardrobe, then find the lion! 1.3500 0.04795 200 153 24 23
923 If this gets any worse, where do you want your head mounted? 1.3500 0.04297 200 144 42 14
924 It's a gift lion, Harold! It's not a horse. 1.3500 0.04580 200 149 32 19
925 When you press the button, it's just supposed to sing "In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle". 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
926 I told you this purchase would come back to bite you 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
927 Still crooked, honey - left side down. 1.3497 0.04439 183 131 40 12
928 Well Donald, looks like that pussy grabbed back. 1.3497 0.04889 183 138 26 19
929 I told you he blinked. 1.3497 0.04567 163 115 39 9
930 Lift up the right side just a touch... 1.3495 0.04265 206 149 42 15
931 O don't know much about art, but I like it! 1.3495 0.04375 206 151 38 17
932 That's one safari I won't soon forget. 1.3495 0.04519 186 135 37 14
933 King of the Jungle, meet King of the Bungle. 1.3494 0.05188 166 126 22 18
934 JIM! Wasn't the Singing Bass enough? 1.3494 0.04973 166 123 28 15
935 Looks like both of you are going to have to swallow your pride. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
936 For God's sake, it's over. Concede! 1.3492 0.04276 189 134 44 11
937 Not again... 1.3492 0.04405 189 136 40 13
938 OH MY GOD!!!! What goes around really DOES come around!!!! 1.3492 0.04209 189 133 46 10
939 Oh hush. I'm sure your mouth doesn't smell so great either. 1.3492 0.04469 189 137 38 14
940 You aren't listening. I said "Higher on the right." 1.3492 0.04469 189 137 38 14
941 You're right. It's way better than the singing fish. 1.3492 0.04469 189 137 38 14
942 You KNOW how he hates being moved... 1.3492 0.04073 189 131 50 8
943 That's not the way to Narnia. 1.3490 0.04481 192 140 37 15
944 I told you not to cheap out on the taxidermy. 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
945 Sometimes you get the pussy and, well, vice versa. 1.3486 0.04151 218 158 44 16
946 Try tickling his nose. 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
947 Tickle its chin! Tickle its chin! 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
948 A little bit to the right. 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
949 Well, the box did say "Interactive Wall Mount"! 1.3486 0.04716 175 128 33 14
950 I didn't mean to LITERALLY use your head... 1.3484 0.04111 221 160 45 16
951 Just because you can't see me, doesn't mean I can't see you. 1.3483 0.04379 178 126 42 10
952 Well think how the lion feels. 1.3483 0.04660 178 130 34 14
953 Have you seen my keys? 1.3483 0.04521 178 128 38 12
954 Sure, you may think it's funny now, but what happens when you get mauled by a real lion in the living room, and nobody pays attention to your cries for help? 1.3483 0.04162 201 143 46 12
955 Honey, it's only a little funnier than the lampshade. 1.3481 0.04258 181 127 45 9
956 No matter where I move his eyes follow me 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
957 I'm cancelling our "Swim With the Sharks" vacation. 1.3480 0.04178 204 146 45 13
958 You should have killed him first. 1.3478 0.04419 184 132 40 12
959 Can you see my phone? 1.3478 0.04616 184 135 34 15
960 It's a little crooked. 1.3476 0.04151 210 151 45 14
961 This will be quite the conversation starter after I have you stuffed. 1.3476 0.04303 187 133 43 11
962 I told you to social distance but do you listen, no. 1.3476 0.04499 187 136 37 14
963 Why are you still eating? You said you were stuffed! 1.3476 0.04784 164 119 33 12
964 It’s from the live auction. 1.3476 0.04625 164 117 37 10
965 Now you know how it feels when I say: “stop biting my head off” 1.3474 0.03945 213 150 52 11
966 I told you we should have gone with the singing fish. 1.3472 0.04276 193 138 43 12
967 Just look what the cat dragged in! 1.3472 0.04212 193 137 45 11
968 Really, Harold, please stop this. None of our guests thinks you’re funny.” 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
969 It's eerie how his eyes follow you no matter where you go! 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
970 I don’t think he likes that spot. 1.3470 0.04185 219 160 42 17
971 A little bit to the left. 1.3469 0.04412 196 143 38 15
972 Quick--before they serve dinner--can you see a price tag? 1.3469 0.04353 196 142 40 14
973 Why are you mumbling? Cat got your tongue? 1.3469 0.04412 196 143 38 15
974 I'd be lion if I said this wasn't kind of funny. 1.3468 0.04752 173 127 32 14
975 I said if you want a vaccine you have to get in LINE, not IN the LION! 1.3468 0.04460 173 123 40 10
976 While that is a touching tribute to both Siegfried and Roy you really need to come to dinner. 1.3468 0.04460 173 123 40 10
977 OK, you win, you do have eyes in the back of your head. 1.3468 0.04384 173 122 42 9
978 Oh, Charles! Do you really think I can't recognize a cry for help? 1.3468 0.04752 173 127 32 14
979 Now the left side is too high. 1.3467 0.04057 225 163 46 16
980 You are a trophy husband after all! 1.3466 0.04830 176 131 29 16
981 You should see what they're doing on the other side of this wall! 1.3466 0.04408 176 125 41 10
982 And you are my trophy husband. 1.3466 0.04481 176 126 39 11
983 It's looking right at me! 1.3466 0.04334 176 124 43 9
984 Oh for God's sake Raymond; just put on a mask and go out! 1.3465 0.04542 202 151 32 19
985 Did you find my earring yet? 1.3464 0.04569 179 130 36 13
986 I'm as surprised as you are. I thought he was stuffed. 1.3464 0.04500 179 129 38 12
987 So, should I assume that the cat got your tongue? 1.3464 0.04638 179 131 34 14
988 Hmmm...still enjoying your Taxidermy of the Month subscription? 1.3464 0.04286 179 126 44 9
989 Should I get the whip from the bedroom? 1.3463 0.04161 205 147 45 13
990 When you are finished, Biden still won the election. 1.3463 0.04330 205 150 39 16
991 Again? 1.3462 0.04393 208 154 36 18
992 It could work as a mask. But you've got it on backwards. 1.3462 0.04649 182 134 33 15
993 Did you forget to feed the cat? 1.3462 0.04449 182 131 39 12
994 Jesus, Harold, can't you use the lampshade like everyone else? 1.3459 0.04399 185 133 40 12
995 So THAT'S what Karma means! 1.3457 0.04786 188 142 27 19
996 I swear, it was a microdose. 1.3457 0.04415 188 136 39 13
997 A little more to the left. No that’s too far, back a bit, back back back. Good. Now up. Higher, higher. There! Just hold it right there while I go down to the basement for the hammer. 1.3455 0.04429 191 139 38 14
998 I told you to stop singing "Wimoweh." 1.3455 0.04987 165 123 27 15
999 It is not intended to be interactive. 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
1000 Just relax dear - it's the circle of life. 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
1001 Guess who got the last word? 1.3455 0.04913 165 122 29 14
1002 Just a little to the left. 1.3454 0.04560 194 144 33 17
1003 I know you don't believe in karma, but how else can you explain this? 1.3454 0.04257 194 139 43 12
1004 Are you still looking for your other arm? 1.3454 0.04441 194 142 37 15
1005 Up just a little on the right 1.3454 0.04789 194 148 25 21
1006 Don't be so dramatic, we all have to go back to the office at some point. 1.3454 0.04441 194 142 37 15
1007 Cat got your tongue dear? 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1008 A little to the right! 1.3452 0.04623 197 148 30 19
1009 Remind you of someone? He continues eating even after being stuffed. 1.3452 0.04623 197 148 30 19
1010 Funny, we were just learning about karma in yoga class. 1.3450 0.04491 171 122 39 10
1011 Not in the living room! The Den! 1.3450 0.04491 171 122 39 10
1012 That's one way to get your head in the game. 1.3450 0.04347 200 146 39 15
1013 I told you it wasn’t a good idea to haggle with the taxidermist. 1.3448 0.04413 203 150 36 17
1014 I told you going on that African safari would come back to bite you! 1.3448 0.04439 174 124 40 10
1015 Frank,are you listening to me? I said a little higher on the right! 1.3447 0.04087 206 147 47 12
1016 Fred, we still need to talk. 1.3447 0.04201 206 149 43 14
1017 Just a little higher....and raise the right side a bit.....Perfect!!! 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
1018 Wow, six years playing possum. 1.3446 0.04873 177 133 27 17
1019 So I guess this room is going to be the lion’s den? 1.3446 0.04460 177 127 39 11
1020 I told you he would get even. 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
1021 I can still see you Gerald. 1.3446 0.04873 177 133 27 17
1022 Karma, Burt. Karma. 1.3444 0.04548 180 131 36 13
1023 Just be honest with your CEO and tell him your lion ate the quarterly financial statement . 1.3444 0.04682 180 133 32 15
1024 I told you I saw hindquarters dangling over Eight Avenue. Who needs glasses now, Glen? 1.3444 0.04682 180 133 32 15
1025 I said, "Swallow your pride, not let your pride swallow you." 1.3443 0.04148 183 128 47 8
1026 Bravo,Edward! It works much better as a piece of performance art. 1.3443 0.04496 183 133 37 13
1027 Do you see any sign of Fluffy? 1.3442 0.04994 154 113 29 12
1028 Congratulations, Mr. DIY taxidermy. 1.3441 0.04510 186 136 36 14
1029 Fascinating! The throat clamp is an instinctual method of subduing, often seen in predatory felids. More wine, dear? 1.3441 0.04445 186 135 38 13
1030 He needs to swallow his pride. 1.3441 0.04574 186 137 34 15
1031 I see the cats got your tongue and everything else that's attached to it 1.3441 0.04637 186 138 32 16
1032 Just a little bit more to the left. 1.3441 0.04510 186 136 36 14
1033 "Move it higher to your right." 1.3439 0.03898 221 157 52 12
1034 Honey, don't scratch the wall! 1.3438 0.04284 192 138 42 12
1035 Can you see the hook now? 1.3438 0.04347 192 139 40 13
1036 Oh, Robert! You've been so quiet! Cat got your tongue? 1.3438 0.04709 192 145 28 19
1037 You see, Steve? While you were focused on big game, he was playing the long game. 1.3436 0.04362 195 142 39 14
1038 Any sign of the canary? 1.3436 0.04362 195 142 39 14
1039 Have you lost your head? 1.3436 0.04797 163 119 32 12
1040 So that's why it looked so realistic in the store . 1.3434 0.04316 198 144 40 14
1041 Looks like he still hasn't forgiven you. 1.3434 0.04658 166 120 35 11
1042 Some days you eat the lion. Some days the lion eats you. 1.3433 0.04328 201 147 39 15
1043 This is what happens when everybody gets a trophy.. 1.3433 0.04152 201 144 45 12
1044 No. I don’t want you to show me again. 1.3432 0.04601 169 122 36 11
1045 HANG IT HIGHER-YOUR FEET ARE STILL TOUCHING THE FLOOR 1.3432 0.04897 169 126 28 15
1046 OK, now lift your right shoulder up a tad. 1.3431 0.04283 204 149 40 15
1047 A little higher... 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
1048 Did you find the hairball? 1.3430 0.04470 172 123 39 10
1049 He lost his head but not his pride. 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
1050 Don't act so surprised. You've never gotten along with cats. 1.3430 0.04184 207 150 43 14
1051 See? I told you I heard it purring! 1.3429 0.04418 175 125 40 10
1052 I wish you could see the way the eyes follow you around the room! 1.3429 0.04087 210 151 46 13
1053 The right corner still needs to come up, Brad. 1.3429 0.04635 175 128 34 13
1054 Wait there, I’ll get the jaws of life.” 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
1055 You and your metaphors for marriage. 1.3427 0.04510 178 129 37 12
1056 So I told him, 'don't ALL lives matter?' 1.3427 0.04717 178 132 31 15
1057 The circus called. They're going with somebody else. 1.3427 0.04717 178 132 31 15
1058 I warned you not to go head-to-head with that thing. 1.3427 0.04717 178 132 31 15
1059 He’ll release you once he’s level. 1.3427 0.04649 178 131 33 14
1060 I told you Big Game Hunting would come back to bite you. 1.3425 0.04660 181 134 32 15
1061 Maybe next time you’ll listen when I tell you to leave him in the den. 1.3425 0.04458 181 131 38 12
1062 I told you it creeped me out, the eyes seemed to follow us whenever we walked by, but you just had to have it for the man cave! 1.3425 0.04594 181 133 34 14
1063 I think he's bitten off more than he can chew. 1.3425 0.04854 181 137 26 18
1064 Why would I have a dead lion on my wall? 1.3425 0.04594 181 133 34 14
1065 Revenge is a dish best served cold. 1.3424 0.03935 257 191 44 22
1066 Well technically Richard, he was the one who was “endangered.” 1.3424 0.04606 184 136 33 15
1067 Oh, oh. The rule being swallowed by the exception! 1.3424 0.04606 184 136 33 15
1068 Did you find the remote yet? 1.3424 0.04408 184 133 39 12
1069 Give it up, Herb. If you can’t tame this one, you were never meant for the circus. 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
1070 There goes my trophy husband... 1.3422 0.04677 187 140 30 17
1071 Turns out my keys were in the bison head. 1.3422 0.04359 187 135 40 12
1072 Well, is the cat in there or not! 1.3421 0.04376 190 138 39 13
1073 Next time don’t stiff the taxidermist. 1.3421 0.04501 190 140 35 15
1074 You're giving him a hairball! He's gagging, Frank! 1.3421 0.04563 190 141 33 16
1075 Maybe you shouldn't have insulted the witch doctor before the hunt. 1.3421 0.04247 190 136 43 11
1076 Why can't you just wear a mask? 1.3420 0.04390 193 141 38 14
1077 think your way out of this one, professor dumbass! 1.3420 0.04452 193 142 36 15
1078 OK, I"LL cancel my mother's visit. 1.3420 0.04202 193 138 44 11
1079 Why do you always get in over your head? 1.3420 0.04202 193 138 44 11
1080 What? Reach out the window and yank his tail? 1.3418 0.04343 196 143 39 14
1081 First you can't get your head out of your own ass and now this. Don Jr., you're a impossible. 1.3416 0.04587 202 153 29 20
1082 The new wall piece really grabs you. 1.3416 0.04310 202 148 39 15
1083 Performance art needs an audience, Ted. I don’t count. 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
1084 You need to stop calling him a big pussy. 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
1085 If you drop that, heads will roll! 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1086 You always have your head up something, don't you George? 1.3413 0.04395 167 118 41 8
1087 I said I wanted a trophy husband, not a hunting trophy 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
1088 Again! We talked about this after the polar bear. 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
1089 Sweetie, stop struggling--you're only making it worse. 1.3412 0.04344 170 120 42 8
1090 This 'how I bagged my first lion' story is beginning to get a bit farfetched, Norman. 1.3412 0.04944 170 128 26 16
1091 Now that you have gone viral on youtube, I will call the fire department. 1.3410 0.04669 173 127 33 13
1092 But is the remote in there? 1.3408 0.04627 179 132 33 14
1093 So it's okay for my mother to move in with us? 1.3405 0.04834 185 141 25 19
1094 You DO need me. 1.3405 0.04585 185 137 33 15
1095 You're not listening! Move it up on the right! 1.3405 0.04388 185 134 39 12
1096 Alimony be damned. I told you not to hire your ex-wife as our decorator. 1.3404 0.04207 188 134 44 10
1097 If your choice was heads or tails, you made the right call. 1.3404 0.04717 188 142 28 18
1098 after the shark incident you should know better 1.3403 0.03937 238 174 47 17
1099 I don't think it counts unless it's alive... 1.3403 0.04228 191 137 43 11
1100 What's the matter dear, cat got your head? 1.3403 0.04419 191 140 37 14
1101 Still, I prefer it to the singing fish. 1.3402 0.04184 194 139 44 11
1102 For Pete's sake, can't you look for money in the couch cushions like everybody else? 1.3401 0.04264 197 143 41 13
1103 The dealer called it ‘Ingestive Art.’ 1.3401 0.04141 197 141 45 11
1104 Can you move the couch next? 1.3400 0.03911 200 140 52 8
1105 Quick, Hon, hand me my chair and whip! 1.3400 0.04038 200 142 48 10
1106 It's a little low on the right. 1.3399 0.04118 203 146 45 12
1107 Its still not level. Now pull the left side down a little. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1108 Payback is a bitch. 1.3397 0.04855 156 114 31 11
1109 Can I see it just a few more inches to the left? 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
1110 I think an N95 is fine, honey. 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
1111 Almost perfect. Just lower your arm and let it tilt forward a bit. 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
1112 I told you not using a stud finder would come back and bite you. 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1113 The circle of life is often unpredictable. 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
1114 Mark, I think you need to go through the wardrobe to get to Narnia. 1.3394 0.04186 218 161 40 17
1115 Here... have some wine... the GOP will be just fine. 1.3394 0.04425 165 117 40 8
1116 The party’s over and everyone’s gone you can take your head out now 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
1117 The cat got more than just your tongue... 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1118 At least now you should be able to find the nail. 1.3393 0.04454 168 120 39 9
1119 Look at you-a regular Richard-the Lion-Headed! 1.3393 0.04688 168 123 33 12
1120 Well you can’t look a gift horse in the mouth either. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1121 Now up on the left. No, the lion's left. 1.3392 0.04848 171 128 28 15
1122 Probably shouldn't have put it at eye level 1.3392 0.04479 171 123 38 10
1123 You should've been here when Gary stuck his dick in it. 1.3392 0.05124 171 132 20 19
1124 I guess that isn't your stomach growling. 1.3391 0.04351 174 124 41 9
1125 That's not where I told you to stick your head! 1.3390 0.04660 177 131 32 14
1126 Some cats have ten lives. 1.3390 0.04796 177 133 28 16
1127 Here. Isn't it funny how Caucasians go best with white wine? 1.3390 0.04591 177 130 34 13
1128 Aren't you taking this Siegfried and Roy thing a little too far? 1.3389 0.04468 180 131 37 12
1129 Stop the drama! I did not "bite your head off!" 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
1130 Karma seems somehow inadequate at this moment. 1.3388 0.04681 183 137 30 16
1131 I know it's your favorite trophy, but don't let it go to your head. 1.3388 0.04551 183 135 34 14
1132 I don’t think Narnia works that way. 1.3388 0.04617 183 136 32 15
1133 I guess it's mount or be mounted. 1.3388 0.04349 183 132 40 11
1134 Honey, I'm quite sure the remote isn't in there 1.3387 0.04434 186 136 37 13
1135 Perfect! Right there, just like that! 1.3387 0.04301 186 134 41 11
1136 I'm sorry, but I just don't blame the poor thing. 1.3387 0.04434 186 136 37 13
1137 Careful, Peter! You're going to pull it off the wall! 1.3387 0.04627 186 139 31 16
1138 It's “curiosity killed the cat”, not the other way round. 1.3387 0.04368 186 135 39 12
1139 Double-masking is one thing, but if you insist on wearing that, we should just stay home. 1.3387 0.04301 186 134 41 11
1140 That's not funny Seigfried. 1.3386 0.04635 189 142 30 17
1141 That's just perfect, dear. Thank you. 1.3386 0.04120 189 134 46 9
1142 I told you not to look for a taxidermist on craigslist. 1.3386 0.04255 189 136 42 11
1143 Isn't he stuffed enough? 1.3385 0.04274 192 139 41 12
1144 You must have been something he ate. 1.3385 0.04338 192 140 39 13
1145 I thought we agreed to mount you separately. 1.3385 0.04274 192 139 41 12
1146 Good news, Henry, I found your keys. 1.3385 0.04274 192 139 41 12
1147 While you're at it, could you check for Fido? 1.3385 0.04352 195 143 38 14
1148 Oh, and it’s interactive too. 1.3385 0.04413 195 144 36 15
1149 He's giving you what? 1.3385 0.04352 195 143 38 14
1150 Careful George, don’t damage it! 1.3384 0.04306 198 145 39 14
1151 That’s using your head! 1.3383 0.04143 201 145 44 12
1152 Better this than one more Zoom Happy Hour! 1.3383 0.04021 201 143 48 10
1153 Honestly, Harry, where is your head at? 1.3382 0.03944 207 147 50 10
1154 Yeah, this was funnier the first time 1.3380 0.03755 213 149 56 8
1155 Harry...cat got your tongue? 1.3380 0.04210 216 160 39 17
1156 Look who's finally getting some head! 1.3377 0.04062 231 171 42 18
1157 You do this every time I throw a party, Leo. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1158 You hurt his pride and he hurt yours. 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1159 At least you didn’t put your foot in it this time 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1160 This is why we can't have a cat. 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
1161 Still looking for the TV remote ? 1.3373 0.04270 169 119 43 7
1162 Are you sure you don't think therapy would help? 1.3373 0.05028 169 129 23 17
1163 The left side needs to come slightly down. 1.3373 0.04588 169 123 35 11
1164 I told you he looked life-like 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
1165 Here, this will ease the pain. 1.3373 0.04886 169 127 27 15
1166 Well, I didn’t think we’d have to feed it! 1.3373 0.04886 169 127 27 15
1167 I really don't think your keys are in there, Hon. 1.3372 0.04381 172 123 40 9
1168 Honey, did you forget to feed the artwork, again? 1.3372 0.04894 172 130 26 16
1169 Looks like it's a lot easier to shoot it, than it is to hang it. 1.3372 0.04608 172 126 34 12
1170 I told you I heard it roar. 1.3372 0.04458 172 124 38 10
1171 Did I mention that my ex was the taxidermist? 1.3372 0.04223 172 121 44 7
1172 Probably shouldn’t have told him to keep his big mouth shut. 1.3371 0.04624 175 129 33 13
1173 Quit complaining. If the guide hadn't shot him when he did you'd be dead. 1.3371 0.04764 175 131 29 15
1174 Worth every penny. 1.3371 0.04832 175 132 27 16
1175 You look a little bit like Siegfried .....or was it Roy? 1.3371 0.04695 175 130 31 14
1176 You triggered the motion detector. 1.3371 0.04282 178 127 42 9
1177 Great job hanging this, Mr. Handyman. I told you you were getting in way over your head. 1.3371 0.04638 178 132 32 14
1178 You finally ran into someone with a bigger mouth than yours. 1.3371 0.04356 178 128 40 10
1179 How can I judge if it’s level if you don’t stop shaking! 1.3371 0.04208 178 126 44 8
1180 Told you hanging that would come back to bite you. 1.3371 0.04569 178 131 34 13
1181 Does this mean I can have your glass of wine? 1.3371 0.04569 178 131 34 13
1182 Looks like the lion doesn't "sleep tonight." 1.3370 0.04583 181 134 33 14
1183 The light from the window really brings it to life. 1.3370 0.04464 184 135 36 13
1184 FANG shui? 1.3370 0.04660 184 138 30 16
1185 So when you said this would cost an arm and a leg, you were pretty close! 1.3370 0.04329 184 133 40 11
1186 Just two more inches to the left. 1.3369 0.04349 187 136 39 12
1187 Seems you've both lost your pride. 1.3369 0.04543 187 139 33 15
1188 Did you tell him you're a Leo? 1.3369 0.04076 187 132 47 8
1189 Hey Harry, "Cat got your Tongue?" 1.3369 0.04543 187 139 33 15
1190 I told you to bring it to a professional taxidermist. 1.3368 0.04442 193 143 35 15
1191 Seriously, Paul, enough of the macho head games. 1.3368 0.04319 193 141 39 13
1192 What's the matter, cat got your tongue? 1.3367 0.04273 196 143 40 13
1193 A Word of Advice: Don't let your hobbies totally consume you. 1.3367 0.04453 196 146 34 16
1194 I told you to tip the taxidermist! 1.3367 0.04394 196 145 36 15
1195 Can't find your keys again? 1.3367 0.04211 196 142 42 12
1196 You’re right. It looked better in the den. 1.3367 0.04334 196 144 38 14
1197 Bring the top left corner down just a smidge. 1.3367 0.04405 199 148 35 16
1198 Very funny, John . . . now just hang the damned trophy! 1.3366 0.04200 205 150 41 14
1199 A little to the left . . . now, lower, lower 1.3365 0.04045 208 150 46 12
1200 Remember how you used to say the artist was able to bring his subjects to life? 1.3355 0.04692 155 112 34 9
1201 No, Ted, I said get in LINE. 1.3354 0.05057 161 122 24 15
1202 I told you Jeff, the way to Narnia is the wardrobe! 1.3354 0.04658 161 117 34 10
1203 A Heimlich maneuver seems out of the question. 1.3354 0.05064 164 125 23 16
1204 Fine, hang it wherever you like. It's not worth losing your head over. 1.3353 0.04924 167 126 26 15
1205 Still going with the story, that you got HIM? 1.3353 0.04298 167 118 42 7
1206 Stop thrashing around so I can tell whether it goes with the carpet. 1.3353 0.04641 170 125 33 12
1207 That gag wasn't even funny the first time you did it, either. 1.3353 0.04411 170 122 39 9
1208 What’s a matter? Cat got your tongue? 1.3353 0.04932 170 129 25 16
1209 Wow, you weren’t kidding... You’re really not a cat person. 1.3353 0.04360 173 124 40 9
1210 But I said I wanted to be the trophy wife, not the trophy’s wife!!! 1.3353 0.04729 173 129 30 14
1211 Bob ... What did you think was in there? 1.3353 0.04658 173 128 32 13
1212 I told you shooting that lion would come back to bite you. 1.3353 0.04511 173 126 36 11
1213 This is exactly why I told you to choose the cowardly one from the Wizard of Oz. 1.3353 0.04729 173 129 30 14
1214 Well, Dear, you did tell him he could have anything he wanted for his last meal. 1.3353 0.04800 173 130 28 15
1215 The left, it's high on the left! 1.3352 0.04385 176 127 39 10
1216 honey, calm down - you’re having an Art Attack 1.3352 0.04531 176 129 35 12
1217 It's not going to work, Charles -- now go dry the dishes like I said. 1.3352 0.04876 176 134 25 17
1218 It still doesn't prove you were actually in the circus. 1.3352 0.04672 176 131 31 14
1219 Still needs to go little more to the left. 1.3352 0.04602 176 130 33 13
1220 Up and to the left. 1.3352 0.04683 179 134 30 15
1221 Irv, should I cancel the dinner party? 1.3352 0.04407 179 130 38 11
1222 You still have to participate in the family Zoom session. 1.3352 0.04750 179 135 28 16
1223 Karma, Doug. 1.3352 0.04427 182 133 37 12
1224 Your keys? On the table. 1.3352 0.04562 182 135 33 14
1225 Wow! I guess it's true. Revenge is best served cold! 1.3352 0.04495 182 134 35 13
1226 That's not exactly the role of the Trophy Husband. 1.3352 0.04628 182 136 31 15
1227 Honey, I can't hear you. You're going to have to speak up. 1.3351 0.04028 185 130 48 7
1228 I would have scratched your back. 1.3351 0.04444 185 136 36 13
1229 Couldn’t you use a peephole like everyone else? 1.3351 0.04329 188 137 39 12
1230 Not that pussy, dear. 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
1231 Don Jr. had the same problem. 1.3351 0.04263 188 136 41 11
1232 I want a divorce. 1.3351 0.04329 188 137 39 12
1233 Don't let the trophy go to your head. 1.3351 0.04218 191 138 42 11
1234 I can’t hear one word you’re saying with your head in that thing’s mouth! 1.3351 0.04409 191 141 36 14
1235 I told you not to let that trophy go to your head! 1.3351 0.04593 191 144 30 17
1236 Whatever, but the right side is still too low. 1.3351 0.04533 191 143 32 16
1237 I'll be glad to help once I finish my wine. 1.3351 0.04109 194 139 45 10
1238 I already told you your keys weren't in there, but no, you had to check for yourself. 1.3351 0.04361 194 143 37 14
1239 I’d be lion if I said I wasn’t enjoying this. 1.3350 0.04315 197 145 38 14
1240 On the bright side, Don, your stud finder nailed it. 1.3350 0.03901 200 141 51 8
1241 Looks like you picked the wrong taxidermist. 1.3350 0.04089 200 144 45 11
1242 You're doing it all wrong! 1.3350 0.04210 200 146 41 13
1243 See, I told you it felt like he was watching me! 1.3350 0.04089 200 144 45 11
1244 I told you one day he would get even. 1.3350 0.04340 203 151 36 16
1245 When you said "I'm game," he obviously didn't realize you were referring to having a glass of wine. 1.3350 0.04295 206 153 37 16
1246 I warned you to take the batteries out of that thing...! 1.3333 0.04375 189 139 37 13
1247 It was right about here that I thought I was a goner, for sure! 1.3333 0.04635 174 129 32 13
1248 What's that? Cat's got your tongue? 1.3333 0.04889 165 124 27 14
1249 Try not to annoy him. 1.3333 0.04222 186 134 42 10
1250 Oh Harry, perhaps you shouldn’t have had him mounted so soon. 1.3333 0.04599 168 123 34 11
1251 A little higher, HIGHER - Larry are you even listening to me? 1.3333 0.04290 177 127 41 9
1252 I'd say he was going to eat you, but he already looks stuffed. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1253 It still looks a bit crooked. 1.3333 0.04199 192 139 42 11
1254 Karma is a bitch! 1.3333 0.04572 192 145 30 17
1255 I can see why you're not a cat person. 1.3333 0.04125 210 154 42 14
1256 I think it looks best just like that Dear. 1.3333 0.04526 180 133 34 13
1257 Did you notice the eyes follow you around? 1.3333 0.04051 198 142 46 10
1258 I told you I saw his eyes move. 1.3333 0.04489 174 127 36 11
1259 You're the one that wanted a cat. 1.3333 0.04526 180 133 34 13
1260 I guess there’s more than one way to find a stud. 1.3333 0.04941 159 119 27 13
1261 Apparently he forgot that you removed a thorn from his paw before you shot him. 1.3333 0.04357 186 136 38 12
1262 A little more to the right. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
1263 I don’t think it matters if it’s level.” 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
1264 Well, Bill, I don't think our insurance company is gonna buy this one. 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
1265 I warned you it was lifelike. 1.3333 0.04177 189 136 43 10
1266 It's true, you never really retire from the circus. 1.3333 0.04197 183 131 43 9
1267 Don't worry. He seems to be having trouble swallowing. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1268 Is this about what happened on the safari? 1.3333 0.04634 162 118 34 10
1269 See if the canary's in there. 1.3333 0.04812 165 123 29 13
1270 That’s why you shoot it then mount it. 1.3333 0.04594 180 134 32 14
1271 Honey, I thought you said he was stuffed. 1.3333 0.04509 177 130 35 12
1272 I said a bit more to the left. To the LEFT! Hank? Are you even listening to me? 1.3333 0.04030 213 155 45 13
1273 Earl always had a good head on his shoulders, especially when it came to interior decorating. 1.3333 0.04109 207 151 43 13
1274 ‘’He just wants to play!’’ 1.3333 0.04751 168 125 30 13
1275 Just how silly does feng shui seem now? 1.3333 0.04134 192 138 44 10
1276 I've heard the story 1,000 times, you don't have to reenact it! 1.3333 0.04199 192 139 42 11
1277 Why don't you hang that tonight when he sleeps? 1.3333 0.04375 189 139 37 13
1278 I knew I liked that piece. 1.3333 0.04606 183 137 31 15
1279 Now this is a conversation piece. 1.3333 0.04671 183 138 29 16
1280 Spare me. That trick was lame even when the lion was alive. 1.3333 0.04403 195 145 35 15
1281 Hold that a little longer. I'm enjoying this. 1.3333 0.04243 180 129 42 9
1282 I guess the cat's got your tongue. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
1283 Some things are just metaphors for themselves, Leo 1.3333 0.04424 186 137 36 13
1284 You could have asked me to scratch your back. 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
1285 It's karma for calling me your trophy wife. 1.3333 0.04512 192 144 32 16
1286 Maybe you’re just not circus material, honey. 1.3333 0.04390 192 142 36 14
1287 Point made, but it’s still a living room, not a den. 1.3333 0.04618 171 126 33 12
1288 Your trophy wife wasn't enough for you? 1.3333 0.04594 180 134 32 14
1289 You said you wanted some head. 1.3333 0.04451 192 143 34 15
1290 You’re right. This will definitely impress my father. 1.3333 0.04634 162 118 34 10
1291 The roar was a clue. 1.3333 0.04563 174 128 34 12
1292 Oh, Daniel, how biblical. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1293 Why don't you try putting a lampshade on your head like other party hearty husbands. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1294 Honey, I already looked there for the keys. 1.3317 0.04204 208 154 39 15
1295 That isn't the shirt I just bought you, is it? 1.3317 0.04175 202 148 41 13
1296 Stuffed, you say... he sure looks hungry to me! 1.3316 0.04492 193 145 32 16
1297 You'll never believe this, Kate - there's this whole tiny living room in here... 1.3316 0.04552 193 146 30 17
1298 I really think it would look better in the den. 1.3316 0.04432 193 144 34 15
1299 it was more impressive when the guy in the circus did it with a real lion. 1.3316 0.04543 190 143 31 16
1300 That's NOT where I told you to stick it! 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
1301 Sorry honey, I can't hear you over the deafening roar of irony. 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
1302 Now do you believe in karma? 1.3316 0.04271 187 136 40 11
1303 DO YOU HAVE TO POKE YOUR NOSE IN EVERYTHING?? 1.3315 0.04585 184 138 31 15
1304 Nope. Still not impressed. 1.3315 0.04318 184 134 39 11
1305 Almost there...now a little higher up on your right. 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
1306 Oh dear, I thought your hunting trip to Africa would come back to bite you. 1.3315 0.04695 178 134 29 15
1307 Don’t let go. 1.3315 0.04344 178 129 39 10
1308 Yes, I like it right there. 1.3315 0.04270 178 128 41 9
1309 If it's so important to you, just buy a toupée. 1.3315 0.04344 178 129 39 10
1310 A little more up and to the left 1.3315 0.04270 178 128 41 9
1311 I see you're finally using your head, Ralph. 1.3315 0.04270 178 128 41 9
1312 Guess who just moved up the food chain? 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
1313 Let me know when you are done, so I can start dinner. 1.3314 0.04318 175 126 40 9
1314 I told you not to discontinue our PETA monthly gift! 1.3314 0.04741 172 129 29 14
1315 Going bald is nothing to be ashamed of 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
1316 Why don't you just admit that you're not the DIY type? 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
1317 Look on the bright side — at least you weren't devoured by a stuffed rabbit. 1.3314 0.04498 169 123 36 10
1318 I told you it said, 'may awaken', on the box. 1.3314 0.04419 169 122 38 9
1319 I hope your taxidermist has malpractice insurance. 1.3314 0.04652 169 125 32 12
1320 Guess he got tired of your Metro Goldwyn Meyer jokes 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
1321 Well, I gotta hand it to you. You’re never hysterically dramatic the same way twice. 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
1322 Harold knew his passion for taxidermy would come back to bite him. 1.3313 0.04787 166 124 29 13
1323 For once Brian, your heads not up your ass. 1.3313 0.04553 166 121 35 10
1324 Well, it will help with social distancing. 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
1325 Yes, Phil, I did think it was mildly amusing at first but what exactly is your exit strategy now? 1.3313 0.04527 163 118 36 9
1326 Huh. I guess that’s why he was 50% off. Anyway, you want a glass of Vino!? 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1327 Honestly, dear, why do you watch the Jets anyway if you need to do this after every game? 1.3312 0.04463 157 112 38 7
1328 Bad Simba! 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
1329 This is your feeblest attempt yet at getting out of dinner with my mother. 1.3301 0.04349 209 158 33 18
1330 I like it. The eyes say “Beware,” but the mouth says ”Come hither.” 1.3301 0.04173 206 152 40 14
1331 Thank God it's not the other end! 1.3300 0.04490 200 152 30 18
1332 I can only imagine what he's doing on the other side of the wall. 1.3299 0.04057 197 142 45 10
1333 Now do you believe me? 1.3299 0.04244 197 145 39 13
1334 C.S. Lewis told us never to move the wardrobe! 1.3299 0.04590 194 148 28 18
1335 Oh God,we're eating in again! 1.3299 0.04227 194 142 40 12
1336 Well, you're the one who wanted a cat. 1.3299 0.04351 194 144 36 14
1337 Where should we put the elephant? 1.3298 0.04272 191 140 39 12
1338 You were supposed to feed him last night! 1.3298 0.04522 191 144 31 16
1339 You get sucked into everything! 1.3298 0.04005 191 136 47 8
1340 In retrospect, we should have opted for the photo safari. 1.3298 0.04318 188 138 38 12
1341 C'mon honey, I only suggested we START Bridgerton 1.3298 0.04384 188 139 36 13
1342 So you shot a lion. Don't let it go to your head. 1.3298 0.04574 188 142 30 16
1343 Stop fucking around with that thing and tell me where you were last night 1.3298 0.04318 188 138 38 12
1344 Face it Andrew, you're consumed by your biggest success. 1.3298 0.04252 188 137 40 11
1345 So it’s not stuffed, it’s hungry. 1.3297 0.04563 185 139 31 15
1346 I told you he would never adjust to living in the city. 1.3297 0.04015 185 131 47 7
1347 It needs to be higher. I'll get you a chair. 1.3297 0.04366 185 136 37 12
1348 A little further to the left. 1.3297 0.04415 182 134 36 12
1349 A trophy wife would be easier. 1.3297 0.04346 182 133 38 11
1350 It's okay, Leo. I like this one. 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
1351 You've been so quiet, darling. Has the cat got your tongue? 1.3296 0.04934 179 139 21 19
1352 This is NOT what I meant when I said to get your head in the game, Harv. 1.3296 0.04672 179 135 29 15
1353 Call the handyman and swallow your pride and before the pride swallows you. 1.3296 0.04605 179 134 31 14
1354 What is God's Name are you looking for? 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
1355 I'm finding it hard to believe you hunted this down in the wild. 1.3296 0.04176 179 128 43 8
1356 I know you can hear me. For the 337th time. What do you want for dinner? 1.3295 0.04590 176 131 32 13
1357 Just say you're sorry, Ralph, and he'll let go. 1.3295 0.04221 176 126 42 8
1358 There goes my husband - King of the Bungle 1.3295 0.04519 176 130 34 12
1359 The ACME guy said grab both ears for three seconds then push the nose. 1.3295 0.04499 173 127 35 11
1360 That just means he likes you. 1.3295 0.04108 173 122 45 6
1361 I told you not to get in over your head! 1.3295 0.04499 173 127 35 11
1362 Is he jealous of your new trophy wife? 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
1363 Don't struggle, it doesn't have a stomach. 1.3294 0.04849 170 129 26 15
1364 I like it. It shouts confidence in a backward sort of way. 1.3294 0.04476 170 124 36 10
1365 EGADS, HARRY, YOU NEVER TOLD ME THE COMBINATION TO THE SAFE! 1.3293 0.04530 167 122 35 10
1366 Oh darling, can't you wear a simple face mask like everyone else? 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
1367 A little to the left, sweetie. 1.3292 0.04297 161 114 41 6
1368 Oh...that’s just perfect. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1369 That's how they get you, Ted, when you least expect it. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1370 I knew there would be trouble when it stuck its head through the wall. 1.3289 0.03771 225 162 52 11
1371 Why don't you try the wardrobe? There are better ways into Narnia. 1.3283 0.04226 198 146 39 13
1372 See? Totally dead. 1.3283 0.03911 198 141 49 8
1373 Did you lose something? 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
1374 No. Almost. Just a little more to the left. 1.3282 0.03949 195 139 48 8
1375 They did say this piece was very lifelike 1.3282 0.04145 195 142 42 11
1376 Stop messing around and hang the damn thing! 1.3281 0.04441 192 144 33 15
1377 A tad higher. 1.3281 0.03988 192 137 47 8
1378 So much for your pandemic virtual safari. 1.3281 0.04441 192 144 33 15
1379 I told you that DIY taxidermy kit was a bad idea. 1.3280 0.04364 189 140 36 13
1380 It’s still crooked. 1.3280 0.04478 186 139 33 14
1381 Honey, stay calm and don't lose your head. 1.3280 0.04279 186 136 39 11
1382 I warned you, Daniel. This is the lion's den. 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
1383 Well you started it. 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
1384 That’ll teach you for shooting it 1.3279 0.04185 183 132 42 9
1385 I guess revenge IS a dish best served cold. 1.3279 0.04326 183 134 38 11
1386 It was my first husbands may he rest in peace. 1.3279 0.04463 183 136 34 13
1387 Hakuna Matata,indeed. 1.3279 0.04529 183 137 32 14
1388 .... and you think I've got a big mouth! 1.3279 0.04529 183 137 32 14
1389 Looks like the cat got more than just your tongue! 1.3278 0.04445 180 133 35 12
1390 Maybe I should get the level? 1.3278 0.04156 180 129 43 8
1391 See if you can find the ring I lost on the safari. 1.3278 0.04230 180 130 41 9
1392 now, a little up on the right. 1.3278 0.04514 180 134 33 13
1393 Your glasses are on the kitchen table." 1.3277 0.04277 177 128 40 9
1394 Okay, okay...it's a jungle in here, too. 1.3276 0.04477 174 128 35 11
1395 I told you we should have gotten the singing fish. 1.3276 0.04623 174 130 31 13
1396 In the living room,the mighty mighty living room,the lion hangs tonight. 1.3276 0.04623 174 130 31 13
1397 Not again! How do you expect me to find a husband? 1.3276 0.04623 174 130 31 13
1398 I think the lampshade would be funnier. 1.3276 0.04007 174 122 47 5
1399 Maybe just taking a photo would have been a better idea. 1.3275 0.04606 171 127 32 12
1400 My relationships always end in atrophy. 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
1401 Listen boys this has gone on long enough, just call it a draw and move on. 1.3275 0.04216 171 122 42 7
1402 Maybe now you'll stop complaining that "I" bite your head off! 1.3275 0.04530 171 126 34 11
1403 A little bit more to the right, Harry 1.3274 0.04346 168 121 39 8
1404 He remembered. 1.3273 0.04136 220 165 38 17
1405 Nope, no evidence of voter fraud in there either. I've told you a million times, it doesn't exist!! 1.3273 0.04951 165 126 24 15
1406 I told you to switch to a plant-based cologne 1.3273 0.04876 165 125 26 14
1407 Your pride has gone to your head 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
1408 Perfect spot! 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
1409 Still missing your days with the circus, honey? 1.3272 0.04451 162 117 37 8
1410 Please don’t eat him; he’s my trophy. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
1411 Ah, as you always say Phil, 'Circle of Life, Circle of Life.' 1.3271 0.04166 214 160 38 16
1412 Dear, you really shouldn't look ANY gift animal in the mouth. 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
1413 The taxidermist warned it was still a little fresh. 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
1414 I guess he was just playing possum. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
1415 Hold it. A bit higher. To the left. Higher. There. 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
1416 You got it backwards; your pride is not supposed to swallow you. 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
1417 Deep Throat of the Serengetigate 1.3267 0.04395 202 153 32 17
1418 A little to the left and counterclockwise. 1.3266 0.04385 199 150 33 16
1419 Are you sure you didn't leave them in your other pants? 1.3266 0.04385 199 150 33 16
1420 Well, you have to admit there is an element of Schadenfreude involved. 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
1421 Kudos is in order Rob; you did manage to get your head out of your A** 1.3264 0.04482 193 146 31 16
1422 He doesn't like dentists. 1.3263 0.04080 190 137 44 9
1423 I know you're going stir crazy, but that's still not the way to Narnia. 1.3263 0.04147 190 138 42 10
1424 I'll help as soon as I finish my wine. 1.3262 0.04392 187 139 35 13
1425 On second thought,move it a little bit higher. 1.3262 0.04521 187 141 31 15
1426 Be careful Edward. That was Daddy's favorite. 1.3262 0.04259 187 137 39 11
1427 For goodness sake, Leo, let him go before you stain the carpet! 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
1428 Yeah, same thing every time I try to dust him. 1.3261 0.04374 184 136 36 12
1429 A little more to the left , Dear. 1.3260 0.04822 181 140 23 18
1430 You can stop practicing. The circus called, you didn’t get the job 1.3258 0.04404 178 131 36 11
1431 So do you see the dog in there Phil? 1.3258 0.04615 178 134 30 14
1432 See if you can squeeze out the other end 1.3258 0.04683 178 135 28 15
1433 You shouldn't have stiffed the taxidermist. 1.3258 0.04404 178 131 36 11
1434 Can’t you see it’s a little crooked? 1.3257 0.04305 175 127 39 9
1435 I don't care what you read on the internet. This is not a side effect of your COVID vaccine. 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
1436 Egad. Karma. 1.3257 0.04671 175 132 29 14
1437 Honey, he wants to face the window. 1.3257 0.04671 175 132 29 14
1438 That's just his way of being playful. 1.3256 0.04729 172 130 28 14
1439 Pass me a claw hammer please dear. 1.3256 0.04729 172 130 28 14
1440 Actually, Daniel, it would look better if we hung it up in the den. 1.3256 0.04096 215 160 40 15
1441 "So that's how the children have gone missing." 1.3256 0.04656 172 129 30 13
1442 A bit more to the right, dear. 1.3255 0.04296 212 161 33 18
1443 That's called Karma 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
1444 You didn’t tell me it was game night! 1.3254 0.04159 169 120 43 6
1445 No", you said, "No need for a second shot." 1.3254 0.04562 169 125 33 11
1446 My urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away. 1.3254 0.04861 169 129 25 15
1447 Let me guess, Harvey... a parting gift from all those MGM actresses? 1.3254 0.04485 169 124 35 10
1448 Well, you’re the one who threw away those “simple-minded” mounting instructions that said “no tools required” and “fully concealed hangers”! 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
1449 When they said 'realistic' they weren't kidding! 1.3253 0.04458 166 121 36 9
1450 Allan I feel like you are letting your taxidermy hobby consume you" 1.3253 0.04774 166 125 28 13
1451 That’s strange. Usually he doesn’t eat before dinner. 1.3252 0.04836 163 123 27 13
1452 You’ll be alright when he roars. 1.3251 0.04376 203 154 32 17
1453 It's crooked. 1.3250 0.04190 200 148 39 13
1454 Wow--maybe some arcs of the moral universe do bend toward justice! 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
1455 I thought you said he had been fed? 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1456 I think he misheard when you complained about your tax attorney. 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
1457 Deja vu! That’s just what happened to my late husband on safari. 1.3250 0.03943 200 144 47 9
1458 I asked for a cabernet sauvignon. This is a merlot. 1.3249 0.04413 197 149 32 16
1459 I know you feel guilty Eric but he can’t kill you back!!! 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
1460 There you go. Putting your head in it again 1.3248 0.04967 157 119 25 13
1461 No honey,G-spot is not in there either. 1.3247 0.04521 194 148 29 17
1462 I wonder if MGM ever had this problem. 1.3247 0.03954 194 139 47 8
1463 Okay, okay - I promise I won't sing "I am woman, hear me roar" again, if you promise to get rid of it. 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
1464 Up and inch and a little to the left, Henry. 1.3245 0.04372 188 140 35 13
1465 But, dear, you have it on backwards. 1.3245 0.04240 188 138 39 11
1466 'tails I win, heads you lose 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
1467 I just can't figure out how the taxidermist got Phil's arm to stay up. 1.3243 0.04487 185 139 32 14
1468 He does kind of owe you, dear. 1.3243 0.04680 185 142 26 17
1469 Leo,we need to talk. 1.3243 0.04354 185 137 36 12
1470 Maybe you should stick with a trophy wife. 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
1471 Call it even. 1.3242 0.04334 182 134 37 11
1472 Can you see the picture hook now? 1.3240 0.04858 179 139 22 18
1473 It would look better if you put your head in from behind. 1.3240 0.04661 179 136 28 15
1474 I guess, Fred, it's better than having your head up the other end. 1.3240 0.04383 179 132 36 11
1475 They say "living well is the best revenge," Edward, but I have to admit that this is pretty damn good. 1.3240 0.04454 179 133 34 12
1476 Dear, are you sure you wouldn't like to put your mother's portrait back up there? 1.3239 0.04433 176 130 35 11
1477 A little to the right. Can you see the nail? 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
1478 It's a little crooked, John; raise the right side about 2 inches. 1.3237 0.04776 173 132 26 15
1479 But it's such a hassle, Ron. Are you sure you want me to return it?" 1.3237 0.04633 173 130 30 13
1480 I think I like it without the struggling torso! 1.3237 0.04560 173 129 32 12
1481 Daniel! I told you not to put it in the den! 1.3235 0.04908 170 131 23 16
1482 There must be a smarter way to find the wall mount, Ralph 1.3235 0.04540 170 126 33 11
1483 Serves you right. He wouldn't have human heads hanging on the walls of his den, would he? 1.3234 0.04051 201 147 43 11
1484 I said it needed CLEANING, not FEEDING! 1.3232 0.04394 198 150 32 16
1485 His pride said you'd pay for what you did 1.3232 0.04653 164 122 31 11
1486 Here, hold my wine, love. I got this. 1.3232 0.04489 164 120 35 9
1487 That’s using your head Ralph. 1.3232 0.04572 164 121 33 10
1488 That's what happens when you open your big mouth. 1.3231 0.04321 195 146 35 14
1489 I found my keys! 1.3231 0.04442 195 148 31 16
1490 Inserting yourself every chance you get is not very becoming. 1.3231 0.04197 195 144 39 12
1491 'A little to the left. And you better not get any blood on the floor.' 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
1492 So this is what the witch doctor meant when he said that killing his lion was going to come to back to bite you! 1.3229 0.04242 192 142 38 12
1493 I really don’t care what the kids are doing on TikTok, Roger. 1.3228 0.04417 189 142 33 14
1494 Hang him a bit lower, dear, so you can sit sometimes. 1.3226 0.04334 186 138 36 12
1495 Never mind, dear. I just found my contact lens in my wine glass! So sorry for the inconvenience. Love you. 1.3226 0.04334 186 138 36 12
1496 Honey, a little to the left... 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
1497 It makes me worry when I see you looking down in the mouth, dear. 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
1498 A little to the left, Harry. 1.3224 0.04451 183 137 33 13
1499 You have a rare gift for the dramatic. 1.3224 0.04451 183 137 33 13
1500 You seem consumed by this project, George! 1.3224 0.04518 183 138 31 14
1501 Aren't you supposed to kill them before you hang them on the wall? 1.3224 0.04535 152 110 35 7
1502 Ed, that makes a change from you always putting your foot in it. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
1503 Seymour! It's just dinner. And my parents were vaccinated. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
1504 This isn’t what I meant by Pride week 1.3222 0.04571 180 136 30 14
1505 I never liked your zebra-striped tie anyway 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
1506 Are the car keys in there? 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
1507 I told you it would fit! 1.3222 0.04218 180 131 40 9
1508 Alexa, play Despacito. 1.3221 0.04073 208 154 41 13
1509 Great idea. Better than your head up its ass" 1.3220 0.04829 177 137 23 17
1510 This belongs in the den 1.3220 0.04188 177 128 41 8
1511 Honey, I warned you that he was looking at you funny! 1.3220 0.04264 177 129 39 9
1512 Daniel, I think you better move him back to the den! 1.3220 0.04412 177 131 35 11
1513 For God's sakes, Harry, stop mumbling and speak up. 1.3220 0.04264 177 129 39 9
1514 Are you sure this is how Siegfried and Roy started? 1.3218 0.04538 174 130 32 12
1515 I told you he didn't look completely stuffed! 1.3218 0.03973 202 147 45 10
1516 Cats don't like me, either. 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
1517 Baby, I’m over here ... you really must get that cataract surgery. 1.3216 0.04592 171 128 31 12
1518 It’s a jungle out there Marvin, everyone trying to get ahead. 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
1519 I would be lying if I thought that looked good on you! 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
1520 Relax honey, it’s the circle of life. 1.3216 0.04667 171 129 29 13
1521 Harold, relax! Now is not the time to lose your head. 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
1522 Like I told you, Bob, you only wounded him. 1.3216 0.03887 227 168 45 14
1523 I thought I was your trophy wife? 1.3214 0.04725 168 127 28 13
1524 And you thought you weren’t a trophy husband. 1.3214 0.04493 168 124 34 10
1525 But how does it make you feel? 1.3214 0.04413 168 123 36 9
1526 I don’t think you need to SEE the nail. 1.3212 0.03890 193 138 48 7
1527 It didn't work out for Siegfried and Roy either. 1.3212 0.04093 193 141 42 10
1528 Lower....lower....to the right now.... 1.3212 0.04297 165 119 39 7
1529 Same holds true with a ‘gift lion’!” 1.3212 0.04786 165 125 27 13
1530 Leo, bad lion! He's my guest, stop! 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
1531 Cutting a hole in the back to see the nail was a great idea! 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
1532 The cat got your tongue Ed? 1.3211 0.04460 190 144 31 15
1533 Herb, you do this every cocktail hour. Give it up . We know you won . 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
1534 This is what happens when you lionize Trump. 1.3209 0.04697 187 145 24 18
1535 How about this, Gladys?! Does this make you happy!? 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
1536 I told you the nude would have been better. 1.3209 0.04381 187 140 34 13
1537 Lower on the left, George. 1.3209 0.04381 187 140 34 13
1538 Shake your head! He’ll puke! 1.3208 0.04831 159 120 27 12
1539 I warned you he'd get back at you some day! 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
1540 That's right honey, let him know who's boss." 1.3207 0.04562 184 140 29 15
1541 Um, dear... just curious, is your life insurance paid up? 1.3207 0.04081 184 133 43 8
1542 Not sure if that's the head-shot we want. 1.3207 0.04153 184 134 41 9
1543 I told you, Harry. Karma's a bitch. 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1544 Well, that's ironic. 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
1545 I thought you fed it! 1.3204 0.04124 181 131 42 8
1546 This doesn't cancel our Zoom with the Nussbaums in an hour. 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
1547 no, irony would be if you were being sucked in by an ebay auction — oh, wait, i get it, yes, it's ironic 1.3204 0.04682 181 139 26 16
1548 What do you think Leon, cat got your tongue? 1.3204 0.04270 181 133 38 10
1549 I don't know, you just seem like you are in a different headspace these days. 1.3204 0.04481 181 136 32 13
1550 You can’t both play dead! 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
1551 I guess I still have the lion's share of my husband. 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
1552 I just love how much of yourself you put into your art. 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
1553 So... this is what you meant when you said you wanted to get ahead in life? 1.3202 0.04463 178 133 33 12
1554 Is he the one you trained at the circus? 1.3202 0.04463 178 133 33 12
1555 Oh,Donald Trump Jr. what a fitting way for you to die! 1.3202 0.04603 178 135 29 14
1556 You'll never find it like that. Let me get you a flashlight. 1.3202 0.04318 178 131 37 10
1557 Say again? I can barely hear you. 1.3202 0.04244 178 130 39 9
1558 Shall I call the fire department or the dance instructor? 1.3202 0.04196 203 152 37 14
1559 Listen Herb, you can't just go all 'Siegfried and Roy' on me every time I ask you to sit down and discuss finances. 1.3200 0.04442 175 130 34 11
1560 Simba! Bad kitty, Simba. 1.3200 0.04442 175 130 34 11
1561 Let him go, Leo. I swear I haven't told him about us. 1.3200 0.04214 175 127 40 8
1562 I guess the cat really does have your tongue 1.3200 0.04367 175 129 36 10
1563 You were right as always, dear. I *do* like it more as time passes. 1.3200 0.04292 175 128 38 9
1564 Well, it's not level. 1.3200 0.04179 200 149 38 13
1565 Accept it, Harold. You're not snatching victory. 1.3200 0.04367 175 129 36 10
1566 "Am I boring you?" 1.3200 0.04515 175 131 32 12
1567 Oh, he likes you! 1.3198 0.03970 197 143 45 9
1568 This is weird. Now you've got eyes in the back of your head. 1.3198 0.04461 197 151 29 17
1569 Next time, less Siegfried and more Roy. 1.3198 0.04223 197 147 37 13
1570 Look Robert! I want to talk about our relationship and I’m not falling for your ‘the cats got my tongue’ excuse anymore. 1.3198 0.04494 172 128 33 11
1571 "What, did you think I would buy a fake one?" 1.3198 0.04569 172 129 31 12
1572 I am woman...hear me roar. 1.3198 0.04643 172 130 29 13
1573 I agree, George. It is quite lifelike. 1.3198 0.04341 172 126 37 9
1574 I thought only the females hunted. 1.3198 0.04494 172 128 33 11
1575 I knew those eyes have been following me! 1.3196 0.04204 194 144 38 12
1576 Karma's a bitch, isn't it George. 1.3196 0.04009 194 141 44 9
1577 Didn't I tell you not to say "Heads you win"! 1.3195 0.04310 169 123 38 8
1578 Talk about feeding the head that bites you! 1.3195 0.04626 169 127 30 12
1579 I told you before that safari that payback is hell. 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
1580 What did you do to make him mad this time? 1.3194 0.04249 191 142 37 12
1581 Wow. You really failed the dismount! 1.3194 0.04313 191 143 35 13
1582 Really, that is so 2020! 1.3194 0.04249 191 142 37 12
1583 I don't think he likes to be touched. 1.3194 0.04439 191 145 31 15
1584 While you're in there, see if you can find my keys. 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
1585 Stop complaining. You get to stand in here. His ass is out in the cold. 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
1586 How can you not see that it’s too high on the left?? 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
1587 Are you sure you’ve played hide-and-seek before? 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
1588 Not quite the same thing as when a lion tamer does it dear. 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
1589 See, this rarely happens in small game hunting. 1.3191 0.04425 188 142 32 14
1590 I changed my mind- this doesn't really go with our decor. 1.3191 0.04021 188 136 44 8
1591 "I wish. 1.3190 0.04977 163 126 22 15
1592 Honey, it's so spooky--- no matter where I stand, I feel like he's watching me! 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
1593 It's not your head I'm worried about, it's your lower back. 1.3190 0.04147 163 116 42 5
1594 Next time don't choose the taxidermist with the low price. 1.3190 0.04326 163 118 38 7
1595 Karma's a bitch isn't it Bob? 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
1596 He has your head, but I have your heart. 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
1597 Can you at least check if the remote is in there? 1.3189 0.04134 185 135 41 9
1598 Perfect!! Just like that! 1.3189 0.04134 185 135 41 9
1599 I guess he wasn’t stuffed. 1.3189 0.04342 185 138 35 12
1600 I told you it was too wild for our decore. 1.3189 0.04476 185 140 31 14
1601 Nope. Still a bit more to the left. 1.3189 0.04476 185 140 31 14
1602 Trust me, you're no trophy! 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
1603 I would be more impressed if it was alive 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
1604 Will you please just tell people I died of COVID-19? 1.3187 0.04659 182 140 26 16
1605 This model was only supposed to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight! 1.3187 0.04179 182 133 40 9
1606 Hey Alexa, he asked for decaf, not decap. 1.3187 0.04527 182 138 30 14
1607 Oh, like you didn't know this would happen." 1.3187 0.04105 182 132 42 8
1608 I hate to think what's hanging in his den. 1.3187 0.04321 182 135 36 11
1609 I told you it was too low. 1.3185 0.04522 157 115 34 8
1610 You put the television control in the zebra. 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1611 Honey, I’m going to the store for more wine. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
1612 Cats got your tongue now, honey. 1.3184 0.04580 179 136 29 14
1613 Revenge is a dish best served cold, Ralph. 1.3182 0.04346 176 130 36 10
1614 Really, Frank, you both left the circus years ago. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1615 Should I call the doctor first, or the interior designer? 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
1616 At least now you can’t put your foot in your mouth. 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
1617 It's a little off center, Roy. Get your head in the game! 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
1618 I think it would look better in the other room 1.3179 0.04186 195 145 38 12
1619 Fred..Fred!...my mother isn't coming!.. 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
1620 Have you located the stud? 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
1621 I told you we shouldn't have replaced the old batteries! 1.3179 0.04620 173 131 29 13
1622 Yes, Harold. He is very lifelike. 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
1623 I’m sensing a shift in bragging rights. 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
1624 A little to the left, I think. 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
1625 Ok, you’re right. You do have enough guts to put your head in the mouth of a lion. 1.3176 0.03951 170 120 46 4
1626 You promised your circus days were over. 1.3175 0.04134 211 159 37 15
1627 Luckily, we didn’t keep the backside. 1.3175 0.04134 211 159 37 15
1628 "I only asked if you are ever going to commit. What's the matter Steve? Cat got your tongue?" 1.3175 0.04405 189 143 32 14
1629 Bad Elsa, you spit out the Senate Minority Leader right now!" 1.3175 0.04531 189 145 28 16
1630 Herbert! I told you not to learn taxidermy from TikTok! 1.3175 0.04276 189 141 36 12
1631 I still think performance art is more suitable for the bedroom. 1.3175 0.03933 189 136 46 7
1632 Don’t put it there. It will eat up all the space! 1.3175 0.04209 189 140 38 11
1633 Never look a gift lion in the mouth 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1634 I said, a little to the left! Do you even listen to me anymore? 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
1635 Pull his hair...Play dead... No wait, shoot him again. 1.3174 0.04812 167 128 25 14
1636 Ok,Margaret, next time we go with the impressionist. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1637 If you weren't enjoying yourself, you should have just left. 1.3172 0.04255 186 138 37 11
1638 Just hold on......I have to get my camera for this ! 1.3172 0.04322 186 139 35 12
1639 Dear, it's only 3 weeks more until your 1st vaccine. 1.3172 0.04519 186 142 29 15
1640 NO, being a trophy wife doesn't mean I have any experience in solving this problem. 1.3172 0.04255 186 138 37 11
1641 Sorry dear, can't help you. What goes around comes around. 1.3171 0.04390 164 120 36 8
1642 Those edibles are really kicking in aren’t they ? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
1643 Easy there Siegfried - as a single woman in New York City you had me at rent controlled apartment! 1.3168 0.04779 161 122 27 12
1644 Honey he’s so stuffed, he can’t eat much more of you. 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
1645 I told you this spot was bad feng shui. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
1646 Jerry, stop roughhousing with the cat. You’re going to get hurt! 1.3164 0.04471 177 133 32 12
1647 It used to belong to Siegfried & Roy 1.3164 0.04399 177 132 34 11
1648 See, nothing--the bad breath is yours. 1.3164 0.04471 177 133 32 12
1649 Don’t you hear me? Straighten by turning it down on your left. 1.3163 0.04529 196 152 26 18
1650 A little more to the left and perfecto. 1.3163 0.04040 196 144 42 10
1651 Oh, Hank. This does explain what happened to Cuddles and Patches. 1.3163 0.04104 196 145 40 11
1652 Technically you're right, he didn't bite the hand. 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
1653 Wouldn’t a painting in front of the wall safe have been sufficient? 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
1654 George, should I push or pull? 1.3161 0.05076 155 120 21 14
1655 At least it is better than the Trump picture!' 1.3161 0.04809 174 135 23 16
1656 Now take 5 steps to the right. 1.3161 0.04450 174 130 33 11
1657 You promised to give all this up when you retired from the circus, Frank . 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
1658 While you are in there, look for the Jurgensons. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
1659 But can you see the hook? 1.3158 0.04653 171 130 28 13
1660 You are exuding masculinity dear. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
1661 I think he likes you. 1.3158 0.04190 190 141 38 11
1662 Come on, George, this is all a Big Game to you! 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1663 The question remains, is it your trophy or is it his trophy. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
1664 I told you, you should have gone fishing! 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
1665 Honey, I told you we should have gotten the moose. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
1666 I'll get the spray bottle! 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
1667 The Murray kids next door must have pulled his tail again. 1.3155 0.04635 168 127 29 12
1668 Do you still want me to hand this to you? 1.3155 0.04558 168 126 31 11
1669 Well, it's only fair. After all, you shot him. 1.3155 0.04317 168 123 37 8
1670 Honey I think this is too much for a mask. 1.3153 0.04185 203 153 36 14
1671 I knew we should have gone with the deer. At least it's a vegetarian. 1.3152 0.04485 184 140 30 14
1672 Sorry, Honey. But it does seem fair. 1.3152 0.04281 184 137 36 11
1673 You just can't take this lion down. 1.3152 0.04350 184 138 34 12
1674 Maybe he's trying to tell you he'd prefer to be put in the den. 1.3152 0.04281 184 137 36 11
1675 Bad kitty! 1.3152 0.04772 165 126 26 13
1676 I think it would go better in the den. 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
1677 So I am guessing you are upset. 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
1678 Hon, I'm certain the marriage counselor told us to "read between the LINES" ! 1.3152 0.05072 165 130 18 17
1679 Fine, you've made your point. Figuratively, it's time to get your head in the game. 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
1680 Now what makes you think the remote would be there? 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
1681 It’s still not centered. 1.3150 0.04168 200 150 37 13
1682 You know,it looks better that way. 1.3150 0.04287 200 152 33 15
1683 It's still tilted. Take a small step to the right 1.3150 0.04168 200 150 37 13
1684 That is not what I meant by '"Stick it where the sun don't shine!" 1.3149 0.04670 181 140 25 16
1685 Ralph, you’re not listening to me! 1.3149 0.04399 181 136 33 12
1686 Issac, you’re being consumed by your pride! 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
1687 Quick,last wishes,mount your head next to his? 1.3148 0.04332 162 118 37 7
1688 Just a bit to the left, and don't get any blood on the carpet. 1.3146 0.04078 178 129 42 7
1689 What did you just say about karma? Your voice is muffled. 1.3146 0.04378 178 133 34 11
1690 Now can you find the nail hole? 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
1691 At least this time you didn't put your head up your ass. 1.3146 0.04520 178 135 30 13
1692 Will you be free for dinner? 1.3146 0.04378 178 133 34 11
1693 I did remind you to pay the taxidermist. 1.3144 0.04256 194 146 35 13
1694 Down a bit on the left. 1.3144 0.04063 194 143 41 10
1695 Finally — my trophy husband, a real Leo. 1.3143 0.04646 175 134 27 14
1696 'Now who's the king of beasts? 1.3143 0.04785 175 136 23 16
1697 Don't worry, I'll put yours right next to it. 1.3143 0.04354 175 130 35 10
1698 Hang on Leonard - there's got to be a way to give it the Heimlich maneuver. 1.3143 0.04502 175 132 31 12
1699 I told you not to use the cheapest taxidermist. 1.3143 0.04502 175 132 31 12
1700 It's still better than that singing fish. 1.3141 0.04343 156 113 37 6
1701 I find it easier to enter Narnia through the painting or the wardrobe. 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
1702 This is not what I meant when I called you a trophy husband. 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
1703 Probably not what you want to hear, but QAnon did predict this. 1.3140 0.04630 172 131 28 13
1704 I told you to lose the hair gel. He obviously thinks you're Don Jr. 1.3140 0.04630 172 131 28 13
1705 Maybe he'll let go if you move him back into the sun. 1.3138 0.04349 188 142 33 13
1706 Honey, it's still crooked. 1.3138 0.04478 188 144 29 15
1707 It was fine already—I told you not to lose your head over this. 1.3137 0.03867 204 149 46 9
1708 What goes around comes around, Donald. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
1709 I told you that hunting trip would come back to bite you. 1.3136 0.04212 169 123 39 7
1710 I don't know dear, it's a little too life-like for me... 1.3136 0.04212 169 123 39 7
1711 Trust me Clarence, I already looked for the keys there. 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
1712 My mother calls and suddenly the cats got your tongue 1.3136 0.04687 169 129 27 13
1713 This is it! No more redecorating during the pandemic. 1.3136 0.04687 169 129 27 13
1714 Did you find my keys? 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
1715 Frank, I can still see you. 1.3135 0.03976 185 134 44 7
1716 Maybe a little to the left. 1.3135 0.04397 185 140 32 13
1717 Jerry, I don't think that's how you get to Narnia. 1.3134 0.04269 201 153 33 15
1718 To _his_ left, not yours! 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
1719 The right side has to go up a little. 1.3132 0.04308 182 136 35 11
1720 Can you get it up a little higher? And a little to the left. No right. No left. And maybe down just a smidge. 1.3132 0.04447 182 138 31 13
1721 A little lower, dear. 1.3132 0.04237 182 135 37 10
1722 If you get a chance, go up on the right. 1.3132 0.04237 182 135 37 10
1723 Jesus, Adam! You said your circus days were behind you. 1.3131 0.04254 198 150 34 14
1724 All right already, I'll scratch your back! 1.3131 0.04373 198 152 30 16
1725 It's open season for headhunters 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1726 Here, drink this and you won't feel so suicidal. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1727 Don't put it there - it swallows up the space. 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
1728 The truth will set you free Harold. 1.3128 0.04499 179 136 30 13
1729 His name is Karma. 1.3128 0.04284 179 133 36 10
1730 I TOLD you not to go with the discount taxidermist 1.3128 0.04210 179 132 38 9
1731 A little more to the left, and try to get your whole shoulder in. 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
1732 George, there’s someone on the phone for you. A Karma-somebody. They said you were expecting their call. 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
1733 Honey, get that out of your mouth you don't know where that things been. 1.3128 0.04284 179 133 36 10
1734 At some point, if you want to replace Siegfried and Roy, you'll have to start using live animals. 1.3128 0.03980 195 143 43 9
1735 Are you certain that he has a cavity? 1.3128 0.04110 195 145 39 11
1736 Who’s ‘King of the Jungle’ now? 1.3128 0.04110 195 145 39 11
1737 So how much did you pay for that online taxidermy class? 1.3125 0.04101 176 128 41 7
1738 Yes. Neo-Surrealism is difficult to live with. 1.3125 0.04270 160 116 38 6
1739 I think he is still angry that you shot him. 1.3125 0.04153 192 143 38 11
1740 Don’t try hiding in there and go and greet my parents 1.3125 0.04180 176 129 39 8
1741 Is there something wrong with the lampshade? 1.3125 0.04590 192 150 24 18
1742 But we always hang The Lion in Winter. 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
1743 Yes honey, I'm fine put the wine in this hand. 1.3125 0.04332 176 131 35 10
1744 What were you looking for? 1.3125 0.04180 176 129 39 8
1745 I told you it looked too lifelike. 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
1746 Maybe your Dogs Playing Poker wall covering wasn’t so bad after all. 1.3121 0.04679 173 133 26 14
1747 You should have shot it first 1.3121 0.04750 173 134 24 15
1748 OK This is bad, but lets not lose our heads 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
1749 When you’re done, do you think you could hang up the antique musket? 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
1750 Where did you say you kept your insurance policy? 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
1751 Maybe if you hold still he'll be able to relax and open his mouth. 1.3121 0.04505 157 116 33 8
1752 Enough already. I didn't call YOU cowardly. 1.3119 0.04073 202 151 39 12
1753 You showed him. 1.3118 0.04443 186 142 30 14
1754 I guess some of the big cats have more than nine lives. 1.3118 0.04572 186 144 26 16
1755 Please don't leave holes in the wall. 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
1756 You and your foolish pride. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1757 I guess you won't be needing this glass of wine after all, George. 1.3118 0.04274 170 125 37 8
1758 Has the big cat got your tongue? 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
1759 Well, I think we can scratch lion tamer off the job list. 1.3115 0.04493 183 140 29 14
1760 I told you MGM takes intellectual property very seriously. 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
1761 Honey, please get me your whip from our bedroom? 1.3115 0.04218 183 136 37 10
1762 I’ve had enough of this party, too, but there are better ways to get out of this. 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
1763 A bit to the left, no, the other left" 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
1764 Bad Kitty! Bad Kitty! How dare you eat my trophy husband! 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
1765 Ha! No wonder he was on sale 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
1766 Is this a big game? 1.3113 0.05076 151 117 21 13
1767 I knew this would come back to haunt me 1.3112 0.04028 196 145 41 10
1768 Honey, one of you has bitten off more than you can chew. 1.3111 0.04116 180 132 40 8
1769 Were you calling me, dear? 1.3111 0.04190 180 133 38 9
1770 If I said you don't look ridiculous, I'd be lyin. 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
1771 Cats got your tongue! Really!! This is how you want to start this conversation. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1772 George, you said you were going to give ME head tonight! 1.3110 0.04704 164 125 27 12
1773 Honey! No, I said, "Hurry, get in the LINE!" 1.3110 0.04782 164 126 25 13
1774 Exactly which Trump recommended this taxidermist? 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
1775 I said to make it look like an accident! 1.3109 0.04388 193 148 30 15
1776 Honey, I told you to stop using that Gorilla Glue on your toupee. 1.3108 0.04968 148 113 24 11
1777 My psychic was certain I'd meet a Leo 1.3107 0.04458 177 134 31 12
1778 Maybe you should’ve just left him in the mighty jungle. 1.3107 0.04600 177 136 27 14
1779 OK. Forget the tribal dance, just hang it like a normal person. 1.3107 0.04385 177 133 33 11
1780 Men will do anything to get head, 1.3107 0.04458 177 134 31 12
1781 I told you the Taxidermy for Dummies book was a bad idea. 1.3107 0.03839 177 126 47 4
1782 I'm wondering which of you is the trophy 1.3107 0.04312 177 132 35 10
1783 Wait till they see my trophy husband! 1.3107 0.04529 177 135 29 13
1784 If you’re trying to be funny John, try the lampshade. 1.3106 0.04247 161 117 38 6
1785 I said, "Pray the wall holds," not, "the wall holds the prey." 1.3105 0.04499 190 147 27 16
1786 Louder, I can’t hear you? 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
1787 Hush my darling, don't fear my darling, the lion eats tonight! 1.3103 0.04584 174 133 28 13
1788 What did you expect, that he'd only get your tongue? 1.3103 0.04045 174 126 42 6
1789 Yes. YES. I love this part. 1.3103 0.04126 174 127 40 7
1790 I guess the guide was right. I should've shot him a second time. 1.3103 0.04655 174 134 26 14
1791 I told you that cologne smells like catnip. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
1792 I warned you not to ask him where his pride went. 1.3102 0.04222 187 140 36 11
1793 You should go back to burying your head in the sand. 1.3102 0.04290 187 141 34 12
1794 Arthur, I told you. I appreciate it, but the earing isn't that important." 1.3102 0.04084 187 138 40 9
1795 Who's cowardly now? 1.3101 0.04390 158 116 35 7
1796 A little more to the left,Henry. 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
1797 Yeah...Maybe a little more to the left. 1.3101 0.04297 158 115 37 6
1798 I told you that hunting trip was goin to mess with your head 1.3101 0.04481 158 117 33 8
1799 You do know that no one wears animal fur anymore? 1.3100 0.04276 200 153 32 15
1800 And thus, in the end, the lion had his revenge. 1.3099 0.04640 171 131 27 13
1801 There’s no need for dramatics. You can just say you’re not into me. 1.3099 0.04713 171 132 25 14
1802 What's wrong with you! I said a little to the left! 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
1803 That's it! We're through with cat rescues. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
1804 Nevermind,it actually does make your butt look big. 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
1805 Here’s your drink 1.3098 0.04337 184 139 33 12
1806 I told you not to trust a vegan taxidermist! 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
1807 Didn't I warn you that big game hunting could come back to bite you someday? 1.3097 0.04892 155 119 24 12
1808 Art immolates life 1.3096 0.04261 197 150 33 14
1809 Lions never forget. 1.3096 0.03946 197 145 43 9
1810 Should I call the fire department or animal control? 1.3095 0.04218 168 123 38 7
1811 Higher and to the left. 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
1812 OK. You got me in the mood. 1.3095 0.04697 168 129 26 13
1813 Let's face up to it, Bill! DIY taxidermy is not your thing. 1.3095 0.04543 168 127 30 11
1814 It’s the only way that I could see the nail to hang this thing on. 1.3095 0.04773 168 130 24 14
1815 The irony is that it's not even your trophy. 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
1816 Harold, stop with the antics, my mother is coming for a visit and that's that! 1.3094 0.04171 181 134 38 9
1817 The life insurance company will be suspicious. 1.3094 0.04244 181 135 36 10
1818 The instructions said you were supposed to kill it first before mounting. 1.3094 0.05389 139 109 17 13
1819 Did the Cat get your tongue? 1.3093 0.04116 194 145 38 11
1820 I told you not to put that steak on your black eye. 1.3093 0.04181 194 146 36 12
1821 Maybe they really do have 9 lives! 1.3092 0.04595 152 113 31 8
1822 Where did you last see them? 1.3092 0.03941 207 154 42 11
1823 Maybe the aminatronic option wasn't a great idea. 1.3092 0.03881 207 153 44 10
1824 I told you that Karma knows where you live. 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
1825 This is not a good omen, Jared. 1.3090 0.04063 178 130 41 7
1826 Richard, is this your den or his? 1.3090 0.04436 178 135 31 12
1827 I thought you said you were a cat person. 1.3090 0.04063 178 130 41 7
1828 I see he played the long game. 1.3090 0.04436 178 135 31 12
1829 I told you to hire someone,but no, you said you could do it yourself. 1.3090 0.04436 178 135 31 12
1830 It’s leaning to the right. 1.3090 0.04140 178 131 39 8
1831 Shall I get you a chair, dear? 1.3090 0.04140 178 131 39 8
1832 I know you don't have your gun but I think he does recognize you. 1.3089 0.04092 191 142 39 10
1833 I told you it needed to be higher! 1.3088 0.03873 217 162 43 12
1834 Aslan, I take it back! You do belong on our wall and not stuffed in the wardrobe! 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
1835 Daniel! No more lion's den jokes. 1.3086 0.04488 175 133 30 12
1836 I tried to tell you: elephants may remember, but lions obsess. 1.3086 0.04414 175 132 32 11
1837 Just a little higher on the right. 1.3086 0.04414 175 132 32 11
1838 A little higher and more to the left 1.3086 0.04263 175 130 36 9
1839 Hunter trophy strikes back at trophy hunter 1.3086 0.04339 175 131 34 10
1840 A little to the left, Wilbur. 1.3086 0.04263 175 130 36 9
1841 It’s still not level, Darren. 1.3085 0.04336 188 143 32 13
1842 For the 30th time, that is NOT actually funny. 1.3085 0.04401 188 144 30 14
1843 EMS is bringing the jaws of life. 1.3085 0.03955 201 149 42 10
1844 I told you he preferred being in the den. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
1845 I like it! 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
1846 You wanted an interactive art installation! 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
1847 It's still crooked, dear. 1.3081 0.04616 172 132 27 13
1848 Yes, I can still see you! 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
1849 Darrel, we've been over this. That's not how you eat pussy. 1.3081 0.04645 185 145 23 17
1850 You know that the Post will call this another, "Covid-related lion attack!" 1.3081 0.04108 185 137 39 9
1851 It needs to come up a little on the right. 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
1852 I said, give the lion a piece of your mind. 1.3081 0.04057 198 148 39 11
1853 Just go easy, Harvey, and keep your head. 1.3081 0.04182 198 150 35 13
1854 I found your car keys 1.3077 0.04361 169 126 34 9
1855 It was better on the other side of the sofa. 1.3077 0.04434 182 139 30 13
1856 Well what did you think was going to happen when you said you were going to mount his mother as well? 1.3077 0.04569 182 141 26 15
1857 Was that really the very last place your cellphone could be? 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
1858 I told you we should have gone with a rug. 1.3077 0.04112 169 123 40 6
1859 You always end up in over your head when you try to redecorate. 1.3077 0.04748 169 131 24 14
1860 That'll end your lion ways! 1.3077 0.03832 195 142 46 7
1861 Try to relax and just breathe, Leon. Hakuna matata and all that. 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
1862 No,maybe a little more to the right? 1.3077 0.04325 156 114 36 6
1863 They do say it's best served cold 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
1864 Yes, dear, that will work, but isn't it much more convenient to wear a cloth mask? 1.3077 0.04520 169 128 30 11
1865 It just might make more sense to jump out the window. 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
1866 I told you I heard it growling. 1.3077 0.04002 182 133 42 7
1867 I told you to pay for installation with delivery. 1.3073 0.04139 205 156 35 14
1868 Just a tad bit higher on the right, dear. 1.3073 0.03901 205 152 43 10
1869 See if you can find a hook hole in the back. 1.3073 0.04206 192 145 35 12
1870 Poetic comes to mind 1.3073 0.04074 192 143 39 10
1871 I have a giraffe in the bedroom that does something similar. 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
1872 Move it up and to the left,and push your head in a little deeper. 1.3073 0.04691 179 140 23 16
1873 What's your Amazon password?!! 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1874 Charlie, your mask's on backwards! 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
1875 Don't yell at me. I don't know how my wedding ring got in there. 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
1876 Is that your subtle cue that you don’t want to go visit my mother? 1.3072 0.04732 166 128 25 13
1877 One should be careful not to lose their head when being lionized... 1.3072 0.04732 166 128 25 13
1878 Looks to me like you forgot to read the first chapter of Taxidermy for Dummies. 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
1879 Revenge springs eternal. 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
1880 Down a little on the left 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
1881 Are you still looking for your keys? 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
1882 Dinner's ready. 1.3069 0.04061 202 152 38 12
1883 I love how this painting just roars to life. 1.3069 0.04000 202 151 40 11
1884 I know you miss the circus, but everyone has to find new hobbies when they retire. 1.3069 0.04116 189 141 38 10
1885 I told you to not touch that button. 1.3068 0.04393 176 133 32 11
1886 You'll never hang it straight if you keep letting him eat you. 1.3068 0.04318 176 132 34 10
1887 What's the matter dear? Cat's got your tongue? 1.3068 0.04242 176 131 36 9
1888 I don't want to be you're trophy husband! 1.3068 0.04242 176 131 36 9
1889 I told you we shouldn't put it head height. 1.3068 0.04393 176 133 32 11
1890 I am glad HE finds you tasty. 1.3068 0.04748 176 138 22 16
1891 Why didn't you just shoot the gazelle?! 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
1892 I told you to let me do it! That's a MAN-eating lion! 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
1893 Fair's fair, Gerald. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
1894 Who's got whose tongue now, Marge?" 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
1895 Trust me, I'm a dentist. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
1896 You would have made a horrible proctologist, Stan. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
1897 Leo take the ass out of your head! 1.3067 0.04871 163 127 22 14
1898 Carol began to think cremation might have been more appropriate. 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
1899 I’ll pet him behind the ears to see if he lets go. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
1900 Don't lose your head. 1.3065 0.04430 186 143 29 14
1901 Joan couldn't believe her eyes. She finally found someone with the same unusual fetish. 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
1902 Trump still lost the election. 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
1903 ...And you thought you were cool finding the studs yourself. 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
1904 The cat got your tongue and then some. 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
1905 Just don't let him get your tongue. 1.3064 0.04519 173 132 29 12
1906 I really should have had only the lion taxidermied. 1.3064 0.04807 173 136 21 16
1907 Speak up - cat got your head? 1.3062 0.04856 160 124 23 13
1908 Stop trying to hide in there, John, and drink some wine. My parents won't stay more than an hour. 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
1909 There you go getting ahead of yourself again 1.3062 0.04252 160 117 37 6
1910 Have you always been this shy around women, Mr Barnes? 1.3062 0.04607 160 121 29 10
1911 Maybe a little higher and a smidge to the left 1.3062 0.04252 160 117 37 6
1912 I've seen hairballs before, but this one takes the cake. 1.3062 0.04521 160 120 31 9
1913 Weren't you supposed to catch it by its tail? 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
1914 Did you find your car keys yet? 1.3061 0.04080 196 147 38 11
1915 I guess by the sofa isn’t going to work 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
1916 I'm worried you're in a negative head space. 1.3061 0.04448 196 153 26 17
1917 I doubt that the car keys are in there 1.3059 0.04091 170 124 40 6
1918 Arnold! Just hang the damned thing. 1.3059 0.04497 170 129 30 11
1919 So, now you believe in Karma? 1.3059 0.04176 170 125 38 7
1920 He’s still upset over what happened in Zimbabwe. 1.3059 0.04497 170 129 30 11
1921 Seems fair -- now you've lost your pride. 1.3059 0.04723 170 132 24 14
1922 It needs to be higher. 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
1923 I wish you kissed me like that. Sigh. 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
1924 Well there goes all his pride! 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
1925 It’s still crooked. Try exposing your jugular. 1.3056 0.04394 180 137 31 12
1926 I'm sensing he wants it a little to the left. 1.3056 0.04101 180 133 39 8
1927 And when your done with that, there's a Hippo I'd like next to fireplace. 1.3056 0.04176 180 134 37 9
1928 Now THIS I like. 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
1929 The moment Steve's secret peephole to the Soul Cycle studio was discovered. 1.3054 0.04707 167 129 25 13
1930 You’ve been so quiet today, “cat got your tongue? 1.3054 0.04222 167 123 37 7
1931 Maybe a little too life-like. 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
1932 OK, Genius. Now take three steps to your right and lunge forward. 1.3053 0.04297 190 145 32 13
1933 I swear, they told me 2021 would be better. 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
1934 Well I guess he wasn’t so stuffed after all. 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
1935 You know what they say, "Revenge is a dish best served cold." 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
1936 I told you it looked a little too realistic! I'm getting another drink. 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
1937 Honey, for once can we not make game night so all-consuming? 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
1938 Ted, it looks perfect. 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
1939 Dear, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times . . . that’s not funny anymore! 1.3051 0.04444 177 135 30 12
1940 Now do you believe what the safari shaman said about karma? 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
1941 Dear, here is the glass of wine you asked for. Is something wrong? 1.3049 0.04767 164 127 24 13
1942 Look who's getting the last laugh. 1.3049 0.04271 164 121 36 7
1943 Keep adjusting. It’s not centered on your head. 1.3048 0.03853 187 136 45 6
1944 I told you not to use that discount taxidermist 1.3048 0.04209 187 141 35 11
1945 Are you still sure you want to mount the tail end? 1.3048 0.04601 187 147 23 17
1946 First things first, a little higher on the right. 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
1947 My mother was right about you. 1.3046 0.04190 174 129 37 8
1948 ...a little down and to the left. 1.3046 0.04496 174 133 29 12
1949 That is interactive! 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
1950 Honey, the World Wildlife Federation is on the phone. What shall I tell them? 1.3046 0.04190 174 129 37 8
1951 I appreciate the effort, but this isn't what I meant when I said our relationship lacked a sense of adventure. 1.3046 0.04110 174 128 39 7
1952 Really, Harold! But I guess this is better than where you usually stick your head. 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
1953 Now we’re even. 1.3046 0.04496 174 133 29 12
1954 Finish him ! 1.3043 0.04749 161 124 25 12
1955 Lift with your legs! 1.3043 0.04321 161 119 35 7
1956 John, do we have to relive "The Hunt" every time we come into room? 1.3043 0.04217 207 160 31 16
1957 I said that’s perfect, right there. 1.3043 0.04321 161 119 35 7
1958 Next time, let's get the elephant. They're vegetarians. 1.3043 0.04255 184 139 34 11
1959 Walter, Please stop singing "The Lion Eats Tonight." 1.3041 0.04550 171 131 28 12
1960 Now I remember why it was in the estate sale. 1.3041 0.04071 171 125 40 6
1961 I hope our taxidermist has a good refund policy 1.3041 0.04474 171 130 30 11
1962 Smidge to the left. 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
1963 Careful honey, I think it just winked at me. 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
1964 I'm pretty certain that's not where I left my cell phone. 1.3039 0.04006 181 133 41 7
1965 Ever hear of karma? 1.3039 0.04157 181 135 37 9
1966 Next time feed him before you straighten him out. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
1967 I know you can hear me...that lion has to go! 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
1968 Yeah, I'm super compatible with Leos. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
1969 Sweet revenge 1.3037 0.03871 191 140 44 7
1970 Up a little on the right dear, it’s still not even. 1.3036 0.04528 168 128 29 11
1971 Honestly, Henry, do you have to look at EVERY uvula? 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
1972 Narnia? 1.3036 0.04028 168 122 41 5
1973 I don’t know Bob, something about this piece just makes me feel alive. 1.3035 0.04005 201 151 39 11
1974 Harry, leave him be -- he LIKES hanging crooked! 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1975 For the last time, your days with the circus are over! 1.3034 0.04633 178 139 24 15
1976 So much for me biting your head off. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1977 Higher on the right. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1978 You're not in the circus anymore, Brad. 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
1979 Now that I see it up on the wall, the airbrush dolphins would have gone better with this carpet. 1.3032 0.04232 155 113 37 5
1980 Still think “all dentistry is the same” Henry ? 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
1981 His gingivitis is amazing, Harriet... 1.3032 0.03981 188 139 41 8
1982 Lost your keys again? 1.3032 0.03909 188 138 43 7
1983 Only you Fred,only you. 1.3030 0.04249 165 122 36 7
1984 Struggle a little bit higher and to the left. 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
1985 Look for my earring while you're at it. 1.3030 0.04583 165 126 28 11
1986 You should have removed the body from the other side before mounting the head. 1.3030 0.04583 165 126 28 11
1987 Will they let you keep working from home after the circus reopens? 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
1988 Honey... Should I close the curtains? 1.3029 0.04170 175 130 37 8
1989 Just a bit to the left dear 1.3027 0.04094 185 138 38 9
1990 Whaddya know, prayer works! 1.3027 0.04021 185 137 40 8
1991 I found the roku remote 1.3027 0.04235 185 140 34 11
1992 Maybe you should have waited until you were sure that it was dead. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1993 Looks good. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1994 You realize this beast has no belly to look into, right? 1.3026 0.03954 195 145 41 9
1995 That safari doesn't seem like it was a good idea now, does it? 1.3025 0.04883 162 127 21 14
1996 Leo, dear, this is so unlike you! 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
1997 Give it a rest Harry, you been retired from the three ring circus for two years. No one’s impressed. 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
1998 I've finally found someone who understands cosmic irony! 1.3023 0.04216 172 128 36 8
1999 Before you try and save yourself, Irwin, about three inches higher on the right. 1.3023 0.04216 172 128 36 8
2000 Joe, the lion tamer, starts his morning workout session 1.3022 0.04687 182 144 21 17
2001 No...I don't think so. Let's try it on the other wall. 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
2002 You say prenup. I say hakuna-matata. Cheers! 1.3022 0.04421 182 140 29 13
2003 Ohhh but it took me hours to get you out last time 1.3022 0.04281 182 138 33 11
2004 A little to the left... and climb inside its mouth more. 1.3021 0.04193 192 146 34 12
2005 See...I told you you would get the Lion's share in our divorce 1.3020 0.04228 202 156 31 15
2006 That's perfect George, how long can you hold it 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
2007 I was sure I killed him.... 1.3018 0.04264 169 126 35 8
2008 You really need to stop saying "literally". 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
2009 I thought you said he was stuffed! 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
2010 Oh John, I love when you give head. 1.3017 0.04472 179 138 28 13
2011 Don’t worry, most circus professionals make it out alive. 1.3017 0.04029 179 132 40 7
2012 Drop your left arm about five inches, and it'll be straight. 1.3016 0.04034 189 141 39 9
2013 I thought you said you’d ‘wiggle right out of it’ as soon as we got through Customs! 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
2014 If you lift the right corner up a little, you’ll be all set. 1.3013 0.04306 156 115 35 6
2015 You can bury your head in there all you want, but Epstein didn't kill himself 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
2016 Sorry, what's that dear? Cat's got your lung? 1.3013 0.04933 156 122 21 13
2017 Dan does his classic " AHH, IM BEING EATEN!" bit on their first date 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
2018 Honey, I just found your car keys 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
2019 You used to be top of the food chain. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
2020 Dammit. I was knew having Brian stuffed along with the lion would be too heavy for the wall. 1.3012 0.04794 166 130 22 14
2021 I told you that cologne smelled like musk ox. 1.3012 0.04559 166 127 28 11
2022 You forgot to feed the cat again! 1.3012 0.04794 166 130 22 14
2023 Pay back time. 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
2024 Please tell me you have your mask on. 1.3011 0.04452 176 135 29 12
2025 I see dead people. 1.3011 0.04524 176 136 27 13
2026 I helped you get your head out of the sand But this is all on you 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
2027 This is why I'm a dog person. 1.3011 0.03990 176 129 41 6
2028 I said, 'To the left'! 1.3011 0.04351 186 143 30 13
2029 I warned you. They are masters of the long hunt. 1.3011 0.04351 186 143 30 13
2030 Well...The decorator did insist jungle chic was back with a vengeance this season. 1.3011 0.04284 186 142 32 12
2031 A little to the - OOPS! 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
2032 I said,"right",not "bite!" 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
2033 You're doing it wrong. 1.3010 0.04052 206 157 36 13
2034 I don't think Siegfried and Roy worked with wall mounts, Dale. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
2035 With your bare hands, eh? 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2036 I should have warned you...it's performance art. 1.3007 0.04826 153 118 24 11
2037 Henry, when I said maybe you should literally do that, it wasn't meant literally. 1.3007 0.04258 153 112 36 5
2038 Muffled voice: “I still can’t find the hook, but I can see that the Johnsons [next door] have guests over for dinner.” 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
2039 Stan, quit clowning around and just hang the damn thing! 1.3006 0.04777 163 127 23 13
2040 Just stroke his head and say "nice kitty." 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
2041 Not calling him your little kitty now, are we? 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
2042 I think I liked it better on him. 1.3005 0.04190 183 138 35 10
2043 Well, I did warn you it was lifelike. 1.3005 0.04118 183 137 37 9
2044 Way,way too low, Harold!! 1.3005 0.04302 193 149 30 14
2045 Whoa! I guess that wasn't a still life. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
2046 Still think it needed to be lower, Julie? 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
2047 What's eating you. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
2048 The problem doesn't magically disappear if you don't see it, Irv. 1.3000 0.04152 190 144 35 11
2049 Stop it, George, you're making the kids cry! 1.3000 0.04308 180 137 32 11
2050 I noticed that he's been eyeing you. 1.3000 0.04075 170 125 39 6
2051 No no no! The fen shui's all wrong. 1.3000 0.04380 180 138 30 12
2052 I told you the den wasn't a good place for this. 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
2053 Give up, David. It's the lion's den. 1.3000 0.04084 190 143 37 10
2054 Okay, fine, you don't have your head in the clouds. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
2055 OMG! It must be the zebra cologne that I got you for your birthday. 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
2056 Silly me. I thought it would be PETA that got you. 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
2057 Let’s skip the drinks. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
2058 And Billy is missing from the bear rug! 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
2059 Actually, the main point of an idiom is to not have to act it out. 1.3000 0.04075 170 125 39 6
2060 Just a smidge more to the left. 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
2061 I keep telling you: what goes around comes around. 1.2995 0.04396 187 145 28 14
2062 Harry, I think you're endangered. 1.2994 0.04357 177 135 31 11
2063 No, Jack, it's not a lot more interesting that way… 1.2994 0.03890 177 129 43 5
2064 Why can’t you just play golf like the other retired veterinarians? 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
2065 I wouldn't take this lion down. 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
2066 Henry, no one thinks that's funny. 1.2994 0.04282 177 134 33 10
2067 Leo, the remote is not in there. 1.2994 0.04357 177 135 31 11
2068 How would I know your password? 1.2994 0.04430 177 136 29 12
2069 Larry, I think your phone is gone forever. 1.2994 0.04430 177 136 29 12
2070 What did I tell you? All your mistakes will come back to bite you. 1.2994 0.04290 167 125 34 8
2071 Whatever you're hunting for, sweetheart, I'm sure it's not in there. 1.2994 0.04119 167 123 38 6
2072 Oh, dear, perhaps you should have hung the witch or the wardrobe first?? 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
2073 Do you still think he was the best taxidermist in the world Bob? 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
2074 He lionized you. 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
2075 Touche, Pussy Cat! 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
2076 And you thought I was a trophy wife! 1.2990 0.04192 204 158 31 15
2077 You took his pride, so I'll help once he's finished taking yours. 1.2990 0.04156 194 148 34 12
2078 To be fair, you did say in the shop that it was speaking to you. 1.2990 0.03821 194 143 44 7
2079 I told you it wasn't dead. 1.2989 0.04025 184 137 39 8
2080 Why didn’t you have it stuffed first? 1.2989 0.04555 174 135 26 13
2081 I told you not to stiff the taxidermist! 1.2989 0.04253 174 131 34 9
2082 What's the matter, cat got your head 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
2083 I hope you're wearing a mask. 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
2084 Looks like it’s game on! 1.2989 0.04407 174 133 30 11
2085 That must have been one of those Jewish lions from outer space. 1.2989 0.04699 174 137 22 15
2086 YES! I said more to the left! 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
2087 Bad day, hon? 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
2088 You should've made sure he was dead. 1.2988 0.04752 164 128 23 13
2089 Looks like you got ahead of your game 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
2090 Whatever you do don't make him angry. 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
2091 ...and after CrossFit, I usually get my locally-sourced organic tea, which I drink while at my favorite vegan corner store. And then... 1.2988 0.04830 164 129 21 14
2092 Ed,I think you're taking this 'art gratia artis' thing a bit too far 1.2988 0.04426 164 124 31 9
2093 I miss the circus too, sweetie, but we have to move on 1.2988 0.04164 164 121 37 6
2094 Maybe you should have looked at the user's manual! 1.2988 0.04672 164 127 25 12
2095 It's kind of ironic. Don't you think? 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
2096 Cat tongue's got you? 1.2986 0.04631 144 108 29 7
2097 So who is she? You can't hide there forever 1.2985 0.03993 201 152 38 11
2098 OK Google: how to videos: oral extraction from deceased lion - No - make that presumptively deceased lion. 1.2984 0.04199 191 146 33 12
2099 OK, sure, fine. I'm paying attention to you. Happy? 1.2983 0.04142 181 136 36 9
2100 Lower...lower...a little to the right... perfect! 1.2983 0.04067 181 135 38 8
2101 serves you right, dumbass 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
2102 Don't you think you should have killed it first? 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
2103 Honey, can you please stop whining! I'm trying to have a drink here. 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
2104 Bob, Bob! Your wine is right here. 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
2105 Don't worry! He can't be very hungry.. 1.2983 0.03913 181 133 42 6
2106 'A weemaway a weemaway!' 'Very funny honey, just pull me out!!' 1.2983 0.04428 181 140 28 13
2107 Now I see why it was 50% off. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
2108 Whoa. Payback time. 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
2109 Maybe the catnip shampoo wasn't such a great idea! 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
2110 Okay, dear, now you're really in over your head. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
2111 Well of course I didn't think he was hungry - you said he was stuffed! Ambi Biggs, Arlington, VA 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
2112 Oh that is so kool; more wine? 1.2981 0.04894 161 127 20 14
2113 No dear, I don't think it's quite the same when the lion tamer does it. 1.2981 0.04650 161 124 26 11
2114 Let me guess; performance art "Poetic Justice" 1.2981 0.04650 161 124 26 11
2115 It's so lifelike - I'd swear his eyes are following me! 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
2116 Perhaps a glass of wine will soothe the savage beast? 1.2980 0.04032 198 150 37 11
2117 the cat's got your tongue? 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2118 Save your antics for the party, Dear! 1.2978 0.04186 178 134 35 9
2119 Now, THAT'S a conversation piece. 1.2978 0.04335 178 136 31 11
2120 ‘Did you put it on vibrate?’ 1.2978 0.04408 178 137 29 12
2121 Honey, it's slanting a bit to the left 1.2978 0.04186 178 134 35 9
2122 Some art is best enjoyed from afar. 1.2978 0.04262 178 135 33 10
2123 Clyde, If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: do not try this trick at home. 1.2978 0.03952 178 131 41 6
2124 I told you you weren't the alpha male. 1.2978 0.04032 178 132 39 7
2125 Problem, Bwana? 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
2126 Now I see why you retired from Ringling Bros. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
2127 Looks like a job for Eric and Don Jr. 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
2128 At first it scared me, but then I realized it couldn't choke on your head. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
2129 But, on the plus side, this taxidermist guarantees life-like results. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
2130 Apartment living doesn't replace the thrill of working for the circus, does it, Alonzo? 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
2131 I told you not to tease him. 1.2974 0.04201 195 150 32 13
2132 What did you mean by "deader than a doornail?" 1.2973 0.04079 185 139 37 9
2133 I told you MGM wanted it back!!! 1.2973 0.04151 185 140 35 10
2134 I told you we should just hire someone to hang it. 1.2973 0.04007 185 138 39 8
2135 A little too late, the lion gathered his courage. 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
2136 You violated the six foot lion distance rule Howard. 1.2971 0.04459 175 135 28 12
2137 If you'd remembered to feed him, he wouldn't be so testy. 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
2138 Relax, Leonard, my mother's not coming over for dinner until next Tuesday. 1.2971 0.04385 175 134 30 11
2139 Maybe a moose would have been a better idea. 1.2970 0.03976 202 153 38 11
2140 Oh, for God's sake, Ted! Get your head out of there before you rip your shirt!! 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
2141 Don’t you think it would better over the sofa? 1.2970 0.04403 165 125 31 9
2142 PETA is here to see you 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
2143 I love how it captures the nuance of that day! 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
2144 It's called karma, Don Jr. 1.2970 0.04231 165 123 35 7
2145 A little lower and I could live with it. 1.2969 0.04114 192 146 35 11
2146 I told you not to stick your nose where it doesn’t belong. 1.2969 0.04048 192 145 37 10
2147 A simple explanation would have been sufficient." 1.2968 0.04772 155 120 24 11
2148 Honey, you're supposed to go through the wardrobe not the lion. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
2149 I told you, he prefers being by the window. 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
2150 More to the left. 1.2967 0.03972 182 135 40 7
2151 Now this is sweet revenge. 1.2967 0.04122 182 137 36 9
2152 I told you to hang that thing higher up the wall or someone was going to get hurt. 1.2967 0.04338 182 140 30 12
2153 Honey, you just can’t take this lion down. 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
2154 Move your head a little to the left. 1.2967 0.04195 182 138 34 10
2155 Every time you watch Gladiator you pull a stunt like this. 1.2965 0.04587 172 134 25 13
2156 Vengeance is mine, sayeth the lion. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
2157 Well dear ...to be fair .. 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
2158 I told you it was still breathing when you BOUGHT the thing but nooo,you knew better. 1.2963 0.04369 162 122 32 8
2159 I know you can't see it from there but... 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
2160 You still want me to pour you a glass of wine dear? 1.2961 0.04090 179 134 37 8
2161 I warned you Larry, it’s the circle of life! 1.2961 0.04387 179 138 29 12
2162 Fine. I won’t ask how you feel about my mother-in-law visiting again. 1.2959 0.03924 196 147 40 9
2163 Couldn't just walk up the stairs to get the backscratcher,could you...? 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
2164 Lion got your tongue? 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
2165 I told you not to wear that eau de giraffe cologne! 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
2166 'He's just being friendly" 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
2167 This just goes to prove what I've been telling you Howard- It's never too late for revenge. 1.2956 0.04142 159 117 37 5
2168 I told you he’d get even 1.2955 0.04134 176 132 36 8
2169 I know, but it's not quite level yet, dear. 1.2955 0.04363 176 135 30 11
2170 No, a little higher and tilted to the left. 1.2955 0.04055 176 131 38 7
2171 Still practicing for your audition with the circus, or for the meeting with your boss tomorrow? 1.2955 0.04055 176 131 38 7
2172 Up a little and to the left. 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
2173 Be careful! I don't want you to scratch the paint! 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
2174 We’ll never finish this game of Jumanji if I don’t find the dice, honey. 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 35 11
2175 Oh, good! 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
2176 Just up a bit on the right. 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
2177 Cats do have 9 lives 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
2178 I’m dying. Inside. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
2179 He's never done this before - he must smell your zebra. 1.2952 0.04210 166 124 35 7
2180 George. This isn't the jungle; please let him out of your mouth. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
2181 Oh no. Don't eat my big game hunter husband. Please, I beg you. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
2182 ... and that is why you never buy second-hand taxidermy. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
2183 It needs to be lower on the left. 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
2184 Are you still showing off about capturing it alive ? 1.2951 0.03877 183 135 42 6
2185 I guess this also makes him King of 112 th avenue. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
2186 Still itchy? 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
2187 Quit squealing, the neighbors' end is far worse. 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
2188 A little to the left. 1.2948 0.04259 173 131 33 9
2189 Well, you did say you'd get him even if it killed you. 1.2948 0.04098 173 129 37 7
2190 Why can't you leave your work under the big top when you come home? 1.2948 0.04259 173 131 33 9
2191 Let's rethink the African trophy triptych 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
2192 This is really what you like better than the picture of my mother? 1.2948 0.04563 173 135 25 13
2193 I can't help you now, but you're doing it wrong. 1.2947 0.04070 190 144 36 10
2194 Poetic justice. 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
2195 Leo,please keep your food in the kitchen! 1.2945 0.04681 163 127 24 12
2196 Is it level? 1.2945 0.04432 163 124 30 9
2197 I told them to mount it "as is". 1.2944 0.03915 180 133 41 6
2198 I told you that taxidermist was a little weird. 1.2944 0.03994 180 134 39 7
2199 It's a good story, but remember we bought that at a yard sale. 1.2944 0.04101 197 151 34 12
2200 Dear,the oven was available. What were you thinking? 1.2941 0.04063 204 157 34 13
2201 Julie arrived home from work early and caught Joe in a compromising situation 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
2202 Looks like that Safari was worth the money after all. 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
2203 What's that darling? You're mumbling again. Just hold it right there while I refill my wine glass. 1.2941 0.04897 153 120 21 12
2204 A little higher and to your left. 1.2938 0.04342 177 136 30 11
2205 You remind me so much of my first husband." 1.2938 0.04035 177 132 38 7
2206 To the left a little. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
2207 The cat's got more than your tongue. 1.2938 0.03955 177 131 40 6
2208 Take it down a notch. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
2209 I told you not to buy anything else from the Billy the Bass company! 1.2937 0.04573 160 123 27 10
2210 Straighten and a little more to the left. 1.2937 0.04024 160 117 39 4
2211 I told you not to criticize the Cats movie around him. 1.2937 0.04121 160 118 37 5
2212 A little farther to the right. 1.2937 0.04307 160 120 33 7
2213 Does he shed? 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
2214 'I know we've been holed up a while, but there are easier ways to say you need a break' 1.2935 0.03980 201 153 37 11
2215 Try tilting it to the left just a tad. 1.2935 0.03936 184 137 40 7
2216 That's it! Exactly how it was when the guide shot him. 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
2217 Damn, that taxidermist is GOOD! 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
2218 Bite down a little to your right. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
2219 Oh dear, Don Jr.--looks like they're getting their revenge. 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
2220 When you’re done, I’d like you to also eat my ex. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
2221 'Now' I know where you hide the cbd. 1.2934 0.04676 167 131 23 13
2222 That’s not what I meant when I wanted you to go all in! 1.2934 0.04519 167 129 27 11
2223 I think I might head out now . . . 1.2932 0.03914 191 143 40 8
2224 This is sort of like those New Yorker cartoons where no caption is necessary. 1.2932 0.04315 191 149 28 14
2225 Left...bit more left...now up a couple of inches... 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
2226 Hey hot shot, who's King of the Jungle now! 1.2931 0.04158 174 131 35 8
2227 That's it - NO MORE home taxidermy! And up a little on the right... 1.2931 0.04391 174 134 29 11
2228 I said you should get in touch with a head hunter 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
2229 I told you, it wasn’t one of those singing big mouth bass things! 1.2931 0.04466 174 135 27 12
2230 All I asked, and I said it very nicely, was that you take your head out of your ass. 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
2231 Why do you always insist on embarrassing me? 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
2232 I better turn off the oven. 1.2929 0.04082 198 152 34 12
2233 Didn't I tell you that your pandemic beard made you look like a buffalo? 1.2928 0.04273 181 139 31 11
2234 Okay, that’s the perfect height but now it’s not level... 1.2928 0.04127 181 137 35 9
2235 So, let's not lose our head over this. 1.2928 0.04273 181 139 31 11
2236 I'm so glad you listened to me and did not decide to mount his hind quarters. 1.2928 0.03897 181 134 41 6
2237 I’d call that a draw. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
2238 Either this piece is really lifelike, or my merlot is speaking to me. 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
2239 Oh, that lion. 1.2927 0.03986 205 157 36 12
2240 You know when you buy something on vacation because you got caught up in the moment, and then you realize it doesn't work at all when you get home? 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
2241 It was under the category ‘Menacing Expressionism’! 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
2242 Susan realized all too late that he had actually said 'lion kink' 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
2243 Oh my God, Henry! Are you...actually, a little more to the right. 1.2924 0.03951 171 126 40 5
2244 Aren't you supposed to grab it by the tail? 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
2245 You need to put your back into it. 1.2924 0.04443 171 132 28 11
2246 Geez, Arthur, I told you to apologize BEFORE hanging him up. 1.2924 0.04204 171 129 34 8
2247 Here is that new White Zinfandel I wanted you to try. 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
2248 You're stuck on the uvula? 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
2249 Be sure that hanger will support your weight. 1.2924 0.04443 171 132 28 11
2250 I warned you about using that taxidermist 1.2923 0.04188 195 151 31 13
2251 Too bad you can’t always do this to find the nail to hang it on. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
2252 Death and taxidermy! 1.2921 0.04016 178 133 38 7
2253 A little more to the left...up higher...flip it up...perfect! 1.2921 0.04246 178 136 32 10
2254 So now it looks like you’re on the endangered species list. 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
2255 Yes! You’re Brave! But it’s still too low on the right! 1.2921 0.04393 178 138 28 12
2256 You pick NOW to use your head? 1.2921 0.04465 178 139 26 13
2257 Can you see the canary? 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
2258 Who's on safari now, Leonard? 1.2919 0.04193 161 120 35 6
2259 Q said the missing votes are in here 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
2260 For Pete's sake I thought we had this fixed! 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
2261 yes,your name is Daniel..and yes this is his den too, but.... 1.2919 0.04548 161 124 27 10
2262 We need a stud finder." 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
2263 Our guests are due any minute. Quit eating daddy so he can vacuum the rug. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
2264 I told you we should have hired a decorator. 1.2919 0.04136 185 141 34 10
2265 I told you they can sense fear. 1.2919 0.04276 185 143 30 12
2266 Oh great..now we have to repaint! 1.2919 0.04344 185 144 28 13
2267 Is it still crooked? 1.2917 0.04080 168 125 37 6
2268 Now you know what’s meant by the lion’s share. 1.2917 0.04334 168 128 31 9
2269 You hid toilet paper where? 1.2917 0.04334 168 128 31 9
2270 We’re both questioning your taste. 1.2917 0.04034 192 146 36 10
2271 Have you ever considered rewriting your bucket list? 1.2917 0.04251 168 127 33 8
2272 I told you to stop playing with the cat! 1.2917 0.04416 168 129 29 10
2273 Silly, it's already stuffed! 1.2917 0.04251 168 127 33 8
2274 I know you were a team in the circus; but it’s over. He died and you retired. 1.2917 0.04574 168 131 25 12
2275 Roger! Stop being so dramatic! 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
2276 I'd title this one "circle of life" 1.2915 0.04065 199 153 34 12
2277 I thought you agreed to leave your circus life behind you. 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
2278 I think the stud found you, dear... 1.2914 0.04138 175 132 35 8
2279 You need to raise it about one foot. 1.2914 0.04444 175 136 27 12
2280 You’re really gonna have to stick the dismount. 1.2914 0.04517 175 137 25 13
2281 Leo! Have you lost your mind?!! 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
2282 I told you karma would come back to bite you 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
2283 Oh how I wish you were still alive. 1.2914 0.04845 151 118 22 11
2284 That’s not my idea of a trophy husband, Bob. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
2285 I'm not sure the Circus properly thought through this pandemic working-from-home plan for you. 1.2913 0.03527 206 151 50 5
2286 First the dog jumps up on you to get petted, and now this... 1.2912 0.04252 182 140 31 11
2287 Sometimes there's a delayed reaction. 1.2912 0.04323 182 141 29 12
2288 Yep it’s definitely real. 1.2912 0.04252 182 140 31 11
2289 Come on Honey, I 'm certain you will win The New Yorker caption contest someday! 1.2912 0.04461 182 143 25 14
2290 Should I call the Humane Society or the Fire Department? 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2291 Fine, you've made your point. I just don't like the way it looks at me. 1.2911 0.04241 158 118 34 6
2292 To the left Stanley, to the left.” 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2293 It does this sometimes. 1.2909 0.04213 165 124 34 7
2294 Two inches higher, you're almost there 1.2909 0.04551 165 128 26 11
2295 You were supposed to pull your head out of your ass. 1.2909 0.04385 165 126 30 9
2296 Don't worry, his eyes are bigger than his stomach! 1.2909 0.04125 165 123 36 6
2297 I told you he would be mad! 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
2298 I invited you over because you said you were good at giving head. 1.2907 0.04645 172 136 22 14
2299 I told you rooting for the Lions would come back to bite you. 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
2300 my gosh, siegfried. what's roy's number? 1.2907 0.04264 172 131 32 9
2301 Hold on, I'd say it needs to be a little more to the left. 1.2907 0.04496 172 134 26 12
2302 Honey, you're missing the big game. 1.2907 0.04101 172 129 36 7
2303 Perhaps it wasn't a fatal wound after all? 1.2907 0.03932 172 127 40 5
2304 Show him your belly! Show him your belly! 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
2305 I TOLD YOU TO FEED HIM BEFORE YOU HANG HIM! 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
2306 Babe? Do you still want your glass of Muscadet or shall I have it? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
2307 Like I told you before, the large mouth bass would have been my choice. 1.2905 0.03917 179 133 40 6
2308 I changed my mind. You'd look better on the other wall. 1.2905 0.03917 179 133 40 6
2309 How is your head on backward? 1.2905 0.04074 179 135 36 8
2310 I'm certain he couldn't have swallowed your iPhone!! 1.2905 0.04074 179 135 36 8
2311 The lion is finally getting his share, dear? 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
2312 Oh, I forgot to mention. He bite IS actually worse… 1.2905 0.03836 179 132 42 5
2313 Nobody, I mean nobody told me there’d be days like these! 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
2314 I knew that going to the costume party as Siegfried and Roy was a bad idea. 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
2315 Wait, I’ll get the bigger nails. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
2316 Still think his “Growl is worse than his Bite?” 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
2317 At least it covers my nose and mouth! 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
2318 Although it's a little painful, I swear you can see Narnia through there. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
2319 This never would have happened if you'd just gone squirrel hunting like I told you. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
2320 You really have to stop that now you've retired from the circus. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
2321 Hey, I never said the lion was dead. 1.2900 0.03723 200 149 44 7
2322 Stop messing around and hang it Daniel 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
2323 Honey, do you want me to get some Vaseline? 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
2324 I'm thinking your taxidermist has some legal exposure here. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2325 Shall I have you stuffed as well? 1.2898 0.04038 176 132 37 7
2326 That piece really gets me, too. 1.2898 0.04118 176 133 35 8
2327 No, a little further in, Herb. Now just stand there... 1.2898 0.04422 176 137 27 12
2328 You’re right, this does wonders for my migraine. 1.2898 0.04118 176 133 35 8
2329 Joyce suddenly realized the downside of art imitating life. 1.2898 0.04038 176 132 37 7
2330 I really rely on his taste in men 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
2331 Would you please hold it still? 1.2896 0.03861 183 136 41 6
2332 Wow, stuffed but still got game. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2333 Have you lost your head? I only said the plaque was crooked. 1.2895 0.03916 190 143 39 8
2334 I thought a 'Heads-up display' referred to something else... 1.2893 0.04024 197 151 35 11
2335 Did I remind you before that what goes around comes around? 1.2893 0.04150 197 153 31 13
2336 Told you it was playing dead! 1.2893 0.03959 197 150 37 10
2337 If you needed help you'd say so, right Michael? Michael? 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
2338 You get what you pay for with taxidermists. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
2339 A little to the left...more to the right...that's it. Now bite down harder. 1.2892 0.04606 166 130 24 12
2340 Well, at least you won't have to teach online anymore. 1.2892 0.04445 166 128 28 10
2341 Eric! The missing votes aren't in there! 1.2892 0.04685 166 131 22 13
2342 You see! I told you my mothers gifts were usually disguised as harmless. 1.2892 0.04191 166 125 34 7
2343 The hat in the cat! 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
2344 Honey, you're over feeding the cat! 1.2892 0.04278 166 126 32 8
2345 I'm afraid it's divine retribution. 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
2346 It's really quite life-like... 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
2347 Harold!”, I told you not to tease it! 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
2348 Okay now I understand your silence. Cat got your head! 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
2349 Yes, the lion knows you're THAT dentist. 1.2890 0.04081 173 130 36 7
2350 There are easier ways to swallow your pride, darling. 1.2889 0.03978 180 135 38 7
2351 You're not going to find your contact lenses in there, did you hear me. Are you even listening! 1.2889 0.04131 180 137 34 9
2352 You didn't you read the plaque, did you. 1.2889 0.04131 180 137 34 9
2353 This is all just a big game to you, isn’t it honey? 1.2889 0.04559 180 143 22 15
2354 I absolutely love it! Just turn your neck a little to the left to straighten it out,honey. 1.2888 0.04435 187 148 24 15
2355 Dave darling your head hasn't been in the right place recently 1.2886 0.04290 149 111 33 5
2356 Make up your mind. Are you 'in' or 'out'? 1.2886 0.04029 201 155 34 12
2357 Finally, the alcohol seems to be kicking in. 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
2358 We just fed him an hour ago! 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
2359 While you're in there can you look for my camera? 1.2883 0.04327 163 124 31 8
2360 Don`t hurt yourself. 1.2883 0.04745 163 129 21 13
2361 I know, Simba, this whole thing has been traumatic for all us,but you don’t have to bite his head off! 1.2883 0.04414 163 125 29 9
2362 Now you've really lost your head, dear. 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
2363 OK I believe you, you can stick your head into a lion's mouth. However, there are no lion tamer jobs available. 1.2882 0.04039 170 127 37 6
2364 It's a participation trophy animal 1.2882 0.04125 170 128 35 7
2365 For god's sake Henry, that is not proof you were part of a circus. It just convinces me beyond the shadow of a doubt that you're an idiot. 1.2882 0.04603 170 134 23 13
2366 That’s what you get for using the cut-rate taxidermist. 1.2882 0.04125 170 128 35 7
2367 Swallow, you cowardly lion! Swallow!!! 1.2882 0.04603 170 134 23 13
2368 Touché, Cecil. 1.2882 0.04125 170 128 35 7
2369 -but can you see the rest of his body? 1.2882 0.04039 170 127 37 6
2370 Maybe it would look better by the breakfast nook. 1.2882 0.04208 170 129 33 8
2371 'Nope. No tonsils'. 1.2882 0.04208 170 129 33 8
2372 This is EXACTLY why I wanted a dog. 1.2882 0.04290 170 130 31 9
2373 I told you it looked better in the den ,but no ,you just had to see what it looked like in the living room 1.2881 0.04251 177 136 31 10
2374 'I TOLD you that hook wouldn't hold.' 1.2881 0.04018 177 133 37 7
2375 It's Greaattttt! 1.2881 0.03938 177 132 39 6
2376 Pussy grabs back. 1.2881 0.04251 177 136 31 10
2377 Honey! I was joking that I want the lion's share! 1.2880 0.03920 184 138 39 7
2378 The lion sleeps tonight...on the couch. 1.2880 0.04237 191 149 29 13
2379 Martha’s mail order trophy husband wasn’t as expected. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
2380 Yeah... and then what happened? 1.2876 0.04216 153 114 34 5
2381 Hear that rattle? If I can find another 35 cents we can order pizza. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
2382 I said, "HIGHER!" 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
2383 I've told you before that he doesn't like to be scratched behind the ears. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
2384 I'm having a hard time finding the hook. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
2385 Let me just get my zebra print pants. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
2386 Mother warned me that you'd turn out to be a lion son of a b-tch ... 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
2387 The taxidermist took you at your word when you asked for it to be as real as possible. 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
2388 Harold, calm down! A mask with social distancing is sufficient for Covid protection! 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
2389 You've got it on back to front! 1.2874 0.04503 167 130 26 11
2390 Up a bit on the right. 1.2874 0.04582 167 131 24 12
2391 Don’t get flustered. Keep your head. 1.2874 0.04422 167 129 28 10
2392 I could use a little help here kitten. 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
2393 Alexa, cancel art robot. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
2394 I told you this decor is a little aggressive. 1.2874 0.04061 174 131 36 7
2395 If you just turn your body around, I doubt anyone will notice. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
2396 You've clutched defeat from the jaws of victory 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
2397 Heads you win! 1.2873 0.04537 181 144 22 15
2398 Shall I call a taxidermist now? 1.2873 0.04036 181 137 36 8
2399 I did warn you—these walls have mouths. 1.2873 0.04036 181 137 36 8
2400 You said, "Make him seem alive". 1.2872 0.03864 188 141 40 7
2401 Now that's the circle of life for you! 1.2872 0.03790 188 140 42 6
2402 I thought elephants never forget. 1.2871 0.04092 209 164 30 15
2403 If you had joined the Elks Club you wouldn't be in this fix! 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
2404 Wow, MGM's really elevated 3D movies! 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
2405 Maybe next time, you'll think twice before taking the lion's share for yourself. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
2406 "Well if it does rip your head off I'll at least have a pair. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
2407 It's his idea of Fancy Feast 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
2408 Honey, I swear it's not what it looks like. 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
2409 Earl! Stop the "Macho" and just hang the damn trophy! 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
2410 I’m the mane event now! 1.2866 0.04700 157 123 23 11
2411 I had imagined the taxidermist correcting this problem 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
2412 Dear, I don't think Siegfried and Roy started out this way. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
2413 I'm trying to find the damn hook! 1.2866 0.04719 164 130 21 13
2414 Okay! Okay! I'm sorry I told you to get your head out of your ass! 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
2415 Acting out idioms impresses no one, George. 1.2866 0.04558 164 128 25 11
2416 Don't panic - you'll be safely shat into the neighbors living room. 1.2866 0.04639 164 129 23 12
2417 Now that I think of it perhaps two heads are better than one. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
2418 This isn't what I meant when I told you to get your head out of your ass. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
2419 I said a little to the left. You never listen. 1.2865 0.04504 171 134 25 12
2420 You could really use a haircut, Dave. 1.2865 0.04348 171 132 29 10
2421 Honey, did you find my sock? 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
2422 I told you the taxidermist was creepy. 1.2865 0.04348 171 132 29 10
2423 Karma's a bitch, huh? 1.2865 0.04504 171 134 25 12
2424 I find a lot white wine goes well with my husband 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
2425 I told you, objects are closer than they seem. 1.2865 0.04019 171 128 37 6
2426 That never happened with the aardvark trophy. Anyway, Roger, after this last glass of wine, I'm off to the grocery. We're out of wine. I might stop by Greg's on the way home for a glass of wine and maybe some canoodlin'. I'm glad you can't hear me. 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
2427 You're getting ahead of the game 1.2865 0.04104 171 129 35 7
2428 You and your lion eyes. 1.2865 0.04104 171 129 35 7
2429 I promise Gerald, I don't just see you as a piece of meat. Also, these visual metaphors of yours are becoming increasingly strained. 1.2865 0.04378 178 139 27 12
2430 He senses you are a Leo. 1.2865 0.04590 178 142 21 15
2431 And he says I bite his head off! 1.2865 0.04231 178 137 31 10
2432 ''Honey, I could swear he just winked at me!'' 1.2865 0.03826 185 138 41 6
2433 Why can't you just admit you have a problem? 1.2865 0.04192 185 143 31 11
2434 A little to the right. A little to the left. Now back a little...Hold it! That's perfect! 1.2865 0.04121 185 142 33 10
2435 Maybe just a little bit to the left. 1.2865 0.04397 185 146 25 14
2436 Oh, Dear. this gives a whole new meaning to being lionized. 1.2864 0.03835 206 157 39 10
2437 Aren’t you supposed to wear it the other way around? 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
2438 A total cat-as-trophy. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
2439 I stand corrected. 1.2857 0.04062 168 126 36 6
2440 Just use the wall stud finder, showoff. 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
2441 Honey, this is what happens when you don't get the lion completely stuffed. 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
2442 No, I said YOUR left. 1.2857 0.03896 196 149 38 9
2443 Look! No heads! 1.2857 0.03882 168 124 40 4
2444 OK, you're right Alice, it's not quite as easy as hanging a wide screen TV. 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
2445 I thought it was the scarecrow that wanted a brain 1.2857 0.04762 154 121 22 11
2446 Lion king, my ass. It’s Tuesday; take out the garbage. 1.2857 0.04308 182 142 28 12
2447 No! No! A little to the left. 1.2857 0.03994 203 157 34 12
2448 I told you cats remember! 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
2449 Maybe the keto diet isn’t a good idea 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
2450 No, honey. I'm pretty sure that's NOT how Siegfried and Roy got started. 1.2857 0.04265 161 122 32 7
2451 I told you to lay off the catnip 1.2857 0.04062 168 126 36 6
2452 I told you he was the king of the jungle and he would get his revenge 1.2857 0.03986 154 113 38 3
2453 Would you like some wine with that? 1.2857 0.04079 161 120 36 5
2454 Are you sure it’s not level? 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
2455 I thought you said you would laugh in the face of danger. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
2456 I know it tastes awful. But I brought you some wine to make it easier. 1.2857 0.03846 189 142 40 7
2457 Darling, I’m quite sure your dad's instructions meant to insert the head of the nail into the mouth on the base. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
2458 Honey, maybe he would prefer to be hung in the den. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
2459 A little bit lower and to the left. 1.2857 0.04149 168 127 34 7
2460 The teeth are still crooked 1.2850 0.03999 207 161 33 13
2461 After this, you need to shovel the kitty litter off the credenza. 1.2850 0.04034 200 155 33 12
2462 Call the taxidermist and tell him I want my money back. 1.2850 0.03864 193 146 39 8
2463 Never before had she thought he would one day be lionized. 1.2850 0.04001 193 148 35 10
2464 When burying your head in the sand just isn't enough. 1.2850 0.03933 193 147 37 9
2465 I told you it looks better in the den. 1.2849 0.04102 186 143 33 10
2466 Well,so much for Wimowey, the Lion Sleeeps Tonight. 1.2849 0.03808 186 139 41 6
2467 I’m not saying you do this on purpose, but it happens every time the Hines come for dinner. 1.2849 0.04356 179 140 27 12
2468 How did you lose your phone in there? 1.2849 0.03980 179 135 37 7
2469 Looks like revenge is a meal best served klutzy. 1.2849 0.04135 179 137 33 9
2470 Here, this will help wash him down 1.2849 0.04428 179 141 25 13
2471 Honey, you can come out now. You got the vaccine! 1.2849 0.04135 179 137 33 9
2472 Daniel. Time to hang the lion in the den. 1.2849 0.03900 179 134 39 6
2473 OK. Now a little bit back to the left. 1.2849 0.04210 179 138 31 10
2474 Are you sure you don't need my help with that? 1.2849 0.04326 172 133 29 10
2475 So are you Siegfried? or Roy. 1.2849 0.04166 172 131 33 8
2476 Revenge can be sweet, don't you think? 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
2477 Well, at least it's a lion. I don't want anybody to say you had your head up your donkey. 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
2478 Gee,this brings a whole new meaning to consumer art..... 1.2849 0.04556 172 136 23 13
2479 Words have consequences, honey. 1.2849 0.04083 172 130 35 7
2480 I told you he had been eying you! 1.2849 0.04083 172 130 35 7
2481 No wonder the taxidermist was so insistent you pick it up immediately. 1.2848 0.03921 165 122 39 4
2482 You should see it from the other side! 1.2848 0.04282 165 126 31 8
2483 I like it, but no use losing your head over it. 1.2848 0.04015 165 123 37 5
2484 You should have made sure he was dead first 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
2485 A little higher... no, lower 1.2848 0.04015 165 123 37 5
2486 A little bit more to the left. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
2487 Your dream of being a lion tamer is officially over! 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
2488 Just another day in the concrete jungle, eh Bob? 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
2489 Wow! You're right. It is easier this way: a little to the right and drop your left shoulder a few inches. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
2490 Sorry, can you repeat that quote about man's dominion over the wild animals? I missed the last part. 1.2848 0.04734 151 118 23 10
2491 This is what I get for dating a dentist 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
2492 I told you your big head would someday get you in trouble! 1.2843 0.03878 197 150 38 9
2493 Speaking tongue in cheek takes on a new meaning 1.2842 0.03829 190 143 40 7
2494 While you’re in there, see if you can find our tour guide. 1.2842 0.04308 190 150 26 14
2495 Lionshead Revisited 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
2496 Down, just a little bit more. Yes, that's it. Perfect! 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
2497 Roy ? Siegfried? 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
2498 Simba! Bad singing lion head! Drop George now! 1.2840 0.04456 169 132 26 11
2499 Now no one will know you were at the Capitol. 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
2500 Now dear, put your back into it! 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
2501 Nice try, but it is not a turn on for me. 1.2840 0.04456 169 132 26 11
2502 Down a little more on the left. 1.2840 0.04041 169 127 36 6
2503 I don't think it's intended to be performance art. 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
2504 Oh, Nate, stop it! You'll win the Cartoon Caption Contest someday. 1.2840 0.04590 162 127 24 11
2505 I knew I should’ve gone with the singing fish. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
2506 Yes, it's ANOTHER glass of wine...since when have you had eyes in the back of your head? 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
2507 There’s a hook back here somewhere. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
2508 Now he finds his courage?! 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
2509 George, when I said let’s get a bite I meant out! 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
2510 It's okay Frank, he left the White House, really! 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
2511 I told you he didn't want to be by the window! 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
2512 A bit too immersive, perhaps? 1.2835 0.03916 194 148 37 9
2513 It's just not as impressive without the rest of the lion." 1.2835 0.03916 194 148 37 9
2514 Well, Todd, that's what you get for bargain hunting again. 1.2834 0.03939 187 142 37 8
2515 I thought you said you killed him. 1.2834 0.03791 187 140 41 6
2516 Miss placed the remote again, Alan? 1.2834 0.04012 187 143 35 9
2517 I feel like you crossed a lion somewhere. 1.2832 0.04145 173 132 33 8
2518 What goes around comes around 1.2832 0.04225 173 133 31 9
2519 Just stop the self loathing, Henry. You don’t even own a gun. 1.2832 0.04145 173 132 33 8
2520 Either you or the lion is facing the wrong way! 1.2832 0.03894 173 129 39 5
2521 Oh! I guess the emu oil was a bad idea. 1.2832 0.03979 173 130 37 6
2522 Isn't it amazing how far they've come with 3D printing. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
2523 Harold, Forget about it, your days as a circus performer are over. 1.2831 0.04084 166 125 35 6
2524 Honey, I didn’t realize you had to pay extra to make sure it was dead 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
2525 You shorted Gamestop too? 1.2830 0.04198 159 120 33 6
2526 I told you you had to kill it first! 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
2527 Leo, don’t you want your drink? 1.2830 0.04383 159 122 29 8
2528 Shove your head in a bit further and move it a little to the right. 1.2830 0.04291 159 121 31 7
2529 Oh god Frank - stop with the virtual suicides already! 1.2829 0.04976 152 122 17 13
2530 I said we're having steak for dinner, not Jake! 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
2531 I guess he got the last roar. 1.2828 0.04056 198 154 32 12
2532 Hold it! I'll get a chair, a gun, and a whip to complete the tableau 1.2828 0.04962 145 115 19 11
2533 For your second and third wishes, try to be a little more specific. 1.2826 0.04053 184 141 34 9
2534 Call the taxidermist! Call the taxidermist! 1.2826 0.04336 184 145 26 13
2535 So, Does the Cat have your Tomgue? 1.2826 0.04267 184 144 28 12
2536 You insisted on believing a false narrative. Well, here you are. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
2537 Wow, I've heard of giving oneself for your art... 1.2825 0.03920 177 133 38 6
2538 Maybe a glass of wine will calm him down. 1.2825 0.03838 177 132 40 5
2539 I can see the hook now! 1.2824 0.04273 170 131 30 9
2540 See, I told you, up higher and to the left. 1.2824 0.04190 170 130 32 8
2541 Not there, a little to the right! 1.2824 0.04353 170 132 28 10
2542 Oh Ralph, you always have to be a Drama Queen"!! 1.2824 0.04433 170 133 26 11
2543 We should have used my taxidermist. 1.2822 0.04036 163 122 36 5
2544 In a master class on stalking,the lion trophy waited 3 years for the hunter to get close enough. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
2545 Move it a little to the right. 1.2822 0.04728 163 130 20 13
2546 Well I'll be darned. I guess this whole time he was only wounded! 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
2547 The lion, the witch, and the wallpaper. 1.2822 0.04647 163 129 22 12
2548 Honey, can you see what he's choking on? 1.2822 0.04179 202 160 27 15
2549 This is how they both would have wanted to be remembered. 1.2821 0.04708 156 123 22 11
2550 Don't worry, he can't eat anymore, he's stuffed. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
2551 Dali would approve. 1.2819 0.03993 188 144 35 9
2552 This would look so much better if your pants matched the drapes. 1.2819 0.04133 188 146 31 11
2553 I told you to get the deer head instead. 1.2818 0.04095 181 139 33 9
2554 I doubt that's where you'll find the remote. 1.2818 0.03942 181 137 37 7
2555 It’s amazing how lifelike these things can look 1.2818 0.03783 181 135 41 5
2556 Oh, for goodness sakes, Bernie. You're dripping red wine on the carpet. 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
2557 How's it hanging, my mane man? 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
2558 Honey, have you seen the cat? 1.2816 0.04359 174 136 27 11
2559 Here, drink some water so that you don't choke. 1.2816 0.04204 174 134 31 9
2560 *Enough practice, it's time for our counseling session." 1.2816 0.04204 174 134 31 9
2561 You cannot reason with a lion when your head is in its mouth! 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
2562 Omg, you are the worst lion tamer of all time. 1.2814 0.04643 167 133 21 13
2563 They said it provides superior protection against the South African strain. 1.2814 0.04322 167 129 29 9
2564 You could have had a fish, but no . . . 1.2814 0.04322 167 129 29 9
2565 Don't blame me, you wanted something realistic 1.2814 0.04565 167 132 23 12
2566 Oh Ned, I told you not to hang it at eye level! 1.2812 0.04706 160 127 21 12
2567 In fairness, they told us to interact with the art. 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
2568 Well Howard, if that's your idea of foreplay I think we can call it a night. 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
2569 It looks like karma is actually a female lion! 1.2812 0.04139 192 150 30 12
2570 Thats not what I had in mind when I suggested you join the Lions Club. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
2571 Forget the drink.... I think he's hungry. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
2572 Bob, your wall safe is behind the ram's head not the lion. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
2573 I told you it would go bad. 1.2810 0.03771 210 161 39 10
2574 PETA has really outdone themselves. 1.2809 0.03901 178 134 38 6
2575 National Wildlife is calling for a donation. Do you want to call them back? 1.2809 0.04214 178 138 30 10
2576 I TOLD you — not so high up! 1.2809 0.04061 178 136 34 8
2577 A little to the left and it will be perfect. 1.2808 0.05026 146 117 17 12
2578 Turns out he's also king of the concrete jungle. 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
2579 I think the trophy is still hunting. 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
2580 But on the positive side ... you're being lionized! 1.2807 0.04410 171 134 26 11
2581 I said, you should it see it from here! 1.2807 0.04001 171 129 36 6
2582 Let me try to stare it down. 1.2806 0.03673 196 147 43 6
2583 I told you their reflex / response functions remain active for some time after death. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
2584 Who has the last laugh now, Peter? 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
2585 If you see the cable guy in there tell him we still don't get PBS. 1.2805 0.04622 164 130 22 12
2586 Isn't a trophy wife enough for you? 1.2805 0.04781 164 132 18 14
2587 A little higher, dear. 1.2804 0.04045 189 146 33 10
2588 He's gone, Arnold. You can come out , now. 1.2804 0.03756 189 142 41 6
2589 I don't care how many videos you watched. You're not ready to try this with a live one! 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
2590 I think when I said "Either he goes or you do" he overheard me. 1.2803 0.04593 157 123 24 10
2591 I though you were kidding about eyes in the back of your head. 1.2802 0.04000 182 139 35 8
2592 That's the last time I date a dentist. 1.2802 0.04222 182 142 29 11
2593 Roger, I told you that taxidermist wasn't qualified. 1.2802 0.03923 182 138 37 7
2594 That reminds me. I don’t think I flossed this morning. 1.2802 0.04222 182 142 29 11
2595 Nope, still not level... 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
2596 Your cat allergy probably isn't helping matters any. 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
2597 Just a tad higher on the right, dear. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
2598 I think it looks just right the way you have it hung. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
2599 Our marriage is a circus! 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
2600 Wow, that trophy husband comment really went to his head. 1.2800 0.04412 175 138 25 12
2601 Well Arnold, can you blame him? 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
2602 Cat got more than your tongue... 1.2798 0.04054 193 150 32 11
2603 I told you I wouldn't take this lion down! 1.2798 0.04381 168 131 27 10
2604 No, the fangs still aren't straight. 1.2798 0.04381 168 131 27 10
2605 Today, of all days, the day you’re finally going to meet my parents, is when you decide to redecorate. 1.2798 0.04541 168 133 23 12
2606 Honey, I'm not looking for a trophy husband. I married you for your money, not your looks! 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
2607 Looks like he got the last laugh 1.2798 0.03953 168 126 37 5
2608 Don't worry, I'll have the taxidermist leave your pants on. 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
2609 its no use practising with that George, its not at all like the real thing. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
2610 Honey, I think I'm in over my head with this one 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
2611 Just a teensy bit lower on the left. 1.2796 0.04015 186 143 34 9
2612 No,your right. 1.2796 0.04157 186 145 30 11
2613 You said you killed it. 1.2796 0.04015 186 143 34 9
2614 I think you'd be more relaxed with the bear skin rug in front of the fireplace. 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
2615 Darling, This lion has your face. 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
2616 Simba, no biting! And Brian, just a little more to the left. 1.2793 0.04194 179 139 30 10
2617 Good idea, Glenn. Hang it back up now. You won’t be storming the Capitol again for quite some time! 1.2793 0.04412 179 142 24 13
2618 Therapist to client - "When I said to face your fears head-on, this is not what I meant." 1.2793 0.04041 179 137 34 8
2619 « A little to the left... » 1.2793 0.04041 179 137 34 8
2620 'Honey, I said I would scratch your back I just needed a moment!' 1.2793 0.04118 179 138 32 9
2621 Why don't you feel for the nail in the wall like everyone else does? 1.2793 0.04194 179 139 30 10
2622 Quick. Get my whip Louise. 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
2623 Wow! I can see the previous owner's bones in here! 1.2792 0.03727 197 149 41 7
2624 So, I bet you're wondering how I got here. 1.2792 0.04060 197 154 31 12
2625 It is his way of getting even! 1.2791 0.04614 172 138 20 14
2626 It should go a little more to the left 1.2791 0.04309 172 134 28 10
2627 A mite to the right. No, a bite to the left. 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
2628 Much better! 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
2629 Oh, Maurice. You and your double dares. 1.2789 0.03813 190 144 39 7
2630 I told you not to put that lion in the den, Daniel. 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
2631 I think he read your review of The Lion King. 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
2632 Okay, so it doesn’t go there, but losing your head over it doesn’t help. 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
2633 A little lower...a little lower...perfect. 1.2788 0.03850 208 161 36 11
2634 Now that's using your head. 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
2635 For crying out loud Neil, can't you find the wall hanger some other way? 1.2788 0.03994 165 124 36 5
2636 Once a lion tamer... 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
2637 I told you never to look him in the eyes. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
2638 Hanging it with your hands night be easier. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
2639 Is there no dare you won’t take? 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
2640 Art imitates life, George 1.2787 0.04129 183 142 31 10
2641 A little lower on the left. 1.2787 0.04129 183 142 31 10
2642 I thought you killed that thing. 1.2787 0.04129 183 142 31 10
2643 The lion tamer warned you this might come back to bite you. 1.2785 0.04199 158 120 32 6
2644 I think it would look better on the wall. 1.2785 0.04387 158 122 28 8
2645 You can stop now, it's not real. 1.2785 0.04003 158 118 36 4
2646 Wow - that painting really DOES come alive! 1.2785 0.04741 158 126 20 12
2647 I'm beginning to think your idea of going to the costume party as Siegfried & Roy might be in poor taste, dear. 1.2785 0.04741 158 126 20 12
2648 I told you nothing good would come of being friends with Donald Trump Jr. 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
2649 Wow! Performance art. What a great idea! 1.2784 0.04162 176 136 31 9
2650 'Hakuna Matata,' eh? 1.2784 0.04083 176 135 33 8
2651 Darn it, Brad. You're getting blood all over the rug! 1.2784 0.03838 176 132 39 5
2652 Daniel, you flossed his teeth just yesterday! 1.2784 0.03752 176 131 41 4
2653 I told you it was too life-like! 1.2784 0.04003 176 134 35 7
2654 I told you I felt uncomfortable about hiring a vegan a taxidermist! 1.2784 0.04083 176 135 33 8
2655 I told you twenty-five dollars was not enough to give to the Humane Society. 1.2781 0.04109 169 129 33 7
2656 But, they told me he was a vegan. 1.2781 0.04438 169 133 25 11
2657 I warned you to stay 6 feet away, didn't I? 1.2781 0.03843 169 126 39 4
2658 Harold, I was wrong! It may indeed be easier to mount if you took it off first. 1.2781 0.03933 169 127 37 5
2659 Stop showing off! And move it a little more to the left! 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
2660 I think it should hang above eye level! 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
2661 Okay, OKAY––no more Zoom. 1.2781 0.04022 169 128 35 6
2662 Can you see if it's level? 1.2781 0.03996 187 144 34 9
2663 Careful! The wallpaper! 1.2780 0.03947 205 160 33 12
2664 Sweetie, try tickling him behind his ear. 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
2665 We should of gone with the jackalope! 1.2778 0.04042 198 155 31 12
2666 HE IS TRULY GETTING THE LION'S SHARE, ISN'T HE? 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
2667 It's no longer, 'Sometimes' I wonder why I married you. 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
2668 Just bite it back! 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
2669 my what big eyes you have 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
2670 That's not what I meant when I said use your head!! 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
2671 Up and a bit to the left. 1.2775 0.03868 191 146 37 8
2672 I believe this merlot goes well with white meat. 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
2673 He doesn't bite. I assure you he's never done this before. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
2674 So, do you see my wedding ring? 1.2775 0.04045 173 132 34 7
2675 Honey! It's still crooked, move it more to the left. 1.2775 0.03787 173 129 40 4
2676 I told you to clean the litter box! 1.2775 0.04045 173 132 34 7
2677 I think a little more to the right. 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
2678 A little more to the left, dear, and stop complaining. 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
2679 Believe me, Sid, a few inches lower on the left it'll be perfect. 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
2680 Here try this...this red should go well with my husband” 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
2681 Now you won't be lying when you say you're just hanging around. 1.2775 0.03961 173 131 36 6
2682 I told you, licensed taxi drivers and licensed taxidermists are different things. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
2683 For heaven sake, Leo, behave! 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
2684 Okay, George. It's time for you to give up this quest to be one with nature. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
2685 I told you he was watching you with his eyes. 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
2686 Okay, you win. We'll call it the lion's den. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
2687 I said,"Get ahead in the game," not "Put your head in the game." 1.2774 0.04975 155 126 15 14
2688 I said lift it with *your legs* 1.2772 0.04181 184 144 29 11
2689 No . . . No . . . Higher and a little to the lef 1.2772 0.03962 184 141 35 8
2690 See what happens when you don't listen--I said line drawing. 1.2771 0.04154 166 127 32 7
2691 Just a little bit further... you're almost there... 1.2771 0.03881 166 124 38 4
2692 You're lucky he's already stuffed and not looking for a meal. 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
2693 Payback's a bitch, ain't it? 1.2771 0.04154 166 127 32 7
2694 I thought he was dead 1.2771 0.04409 166 130 26 10
2695 You still wanna be bwana? 1.2771 0.04409 166 130 26 10
2696 Wait, wait, I got this ... Hairball! Right? 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
2697 So is this how you get remembered by a company whose mission is headhunting? 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
2698 Good thing you're not a Virgo. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
2699 Well he must have had a couple of Lives Left 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
2700 I think he wants it a little farther to the left. 1.2770 0.04872 148 118 19 11
2701 Nope,throat looks OK 1.2769 0.03951 195 151 34 10
2702 Karma only has two syllables, so wait, I know... Retribution 1.2768 0.04218 177 138 29 10
2703 John, I appreciate you wanting to practice, but it's a LINE dance contest! 1.2768 0.04294 177 139 27 11
2704 Does our insurance cover acts of Karma? 1.2768 0.04142 177 137 31 9
2705 Honey,I told you I could do it myself. 1.2768 0.03984 177 135 35 7
2706 At least now I'll know where to find you when I need you. 1.2767 0.04080 159 120 34 5
2707 Don't bite my head off! 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
2708 Hang tough, sweetie! I put this up online, and you got yourself at least ten new followers! 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
2709 Maybe you should've made sure he was stuffed first. 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
2710 The taxidermist said it'll seem very life-like. 1.2767 0.03808 206 159 37 10
2711 Darling, there are other ways of making an ass of yourself, you know? 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
2712 A little to the left before you lose consciousness dear. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
2713 Oh,so the cats got your tongue now? 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
2714 I told you his eyes were following me! 1.2765 0.04336 170 133 27 10
2715 Have you no pride? 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
2716 You never listen to me! This is not what a lion’s share means. 1.2765 0.04493 170 135 23 12
2717 For God' sake, Harry, don't sneeze! 1.2765 0.04336 170 133 27 10
2718 I told you to shoot him again. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
2719 How do you like my husband? 1.2763 0.04496 152 118 26 8
2720 Dammit, Frank - if you don't stop letting the little head do the thinking for the big head, some big pussy's gonna eat - you. 1.2763 0.04686 152 120 22 10
2721 I told you we should have hung it at the end of March." 1.2762 0.04002 181 139 34 8
2722 Dear, that's no excuse for not saying good-bye to the Hendersons. 1.2762 0.04226 181 142 28 11
2723 Richard? Tippi Hedren is on the phone for you. How do you know Tippi Hedren? What does she want you for? Richard? 1.2762 0.04298 181 143 26 12
2724 Dear, I don’t think Winston Churchill meant that figuratively. 1.2762 0.04078 181 140 32 9
2725 Just a little more to the right and it will be perfect. 1.2762 0.04078 181 140 32 9
2726 Hope this is covered under our Home Owners policy 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
2727 I knew it'd be funnier than that stupid Billy Bass! 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
2728 It’s over, Eric, it’s ok. 1.2761 0.04109 163 124 33 6
2729 Here's your wine. You can stop mansplaining now. 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
2730 See, see! My mother always warned me about my trophy husband, but would I listen? 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
2731 Honey! This view is to die for. 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
2732 You know, honey, you are right. This is not the right room for this. 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
2733 He holds a grudge. 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
2734 A little more to your left. 1.2759 0.04493 174 139 22 13
2735 Honey, please learn how to actually swallow your pride. 1.2759 0.04418 174 138 24 12
2736 Nick’s attempt to make his Zoom background cooler came back to bite him. 1.2759 0.04342 174 137 26 11
2737 Would you please just go get the level? 1.2759 0.04941 145 116 18 11
2738 I suppose this is Step 1 of "Become a Lion Tamer in 12 Easy Steps." 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
2739 You really should quit while you're a head. 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
2740 Don't be so dramatic. It's dead it can't eat you and even if it could, would it really want to? 1.2757 0.03868 185 141 37 7
2741 Come on, don't take this lyin' down! I mean - take this lion down! 1.2757 0.04300 185 147 25 13
2742 Find the hook? 1.2756 0.04599 156 123 23 10
2743 Oh Frank, I warned you not to feed the art work. 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
2744 No point in centering it now, just leave enough space on the side. 1.2756 0.04599 156 123 23 10
2745 He hasn't had this much hair on his head in decades. 1.2756 0.04599 156 123 23 10
2746 A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh 1.2754 0.04468 167 132 24 11
2747 It's called the food chain darrell. 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
2748 Really, and you wont even kiss me... 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
2749 I can't wait to see what you do with the catbox. 1.2754 0.04386 167 131 26 10
2750 Trophy hunting is consuming you, honey. 1.2753 0.04198 178 139 29 10
2751 Obviously, you didn't check his pulse. 1.2753 0.03964 178 136 35 7
2752 Honey, I'd rather watch the big game on the couch. 1.2753 0.04198 178 139 29 10
2753 Now Fred, you can't go sticking your head in the lion's mouth every time we have a disagreement! 1.2753 0.03883 178 135 37 6
2754 Sorry I can’t help, but I’ve got this wine. 1.2753 0.04198 178 139 29 10
2755 You shouldn't have named the lion Alexa. 1.2753 0.04121 178 138 31 9
2756 I tried 9-1-1 but they said they don't respond to karma calls. 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
2757 Is this a rerun of right before you shot him? 1.2751 0.04030 189 147 32 10
2758 Truly Richard, vegan or not if you're going to hang it on the wall you have to kill it first! 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
2759 You insisted on life like. 1.2750 0.03679 200 152 41 7
2760 Don't complain. You insisted on having 2 martinis first. 1.2750 0.03879 200 155 35 10
2761 Interactive art taken too far. 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
2762 Dr., please tell me that all four molars don't have to be removed! 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
2763 What's the matter, cat got your tongue er.. head? 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
2764 you can take the liontamer out of the circus, but you can't take the circus out of the liontamer 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
2765 Youre' supposed to shoot them BEFORE you mount them, George. How many times must I tell you? 1.2749 0.04470 171 136 23 12
2766 Did you lose your car keys again? 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
2767 Karma again! 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
2768 You're not listening, we have to go. We have an opening to get our vaccine right now! 1.2749 0.04695 171 139 17 15
2769 Hobby taxidermy proved to be all consuming for Ralph. 1.2747 0.04277 182 144 26 12
2770 Naturally; He’s lost his pride. 1.2745 0.04273 153 117 30 6
2771 Honey, grab the Vaseline again! 1.2745 0.03960 153 114 36 3
2772 If you can just pull your head out of its mouth 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
2773 I asked you to explain entropy, not in trophy! 1.2745 0.04273 153 117 30 6
2774 Raise the right side just a little, hun. 1.2744 0.04266 164 127 29 8
2775 You really need to get your head on straight. 1.2744 0.04266 164 127 29 8
2776 Down a smidge and more to the left. 1.2744 0.04266 164 127 29 8
2777 The guy at the hat store said it would take some getting used to. 1.2744 0.04178 164 126 31 7
2778 It is very lifelike,but my husband was a little more slender 1.2744 0.04178 164 126 31 7
2779 I think he'd prefer the other wall. 1.2743 0.04086 175 135 32 8
2780 Darling,that's not the way to prove to me you are a Leo! 1.2743 0.03922 175 133 36 6
2781 My mom's not that bad! 1.2743 0.04165 175 136 30 9
2782 Still think it's a fake head, Mr. zoologist? 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
2783 Quick, yell 'Jumanji!' 1.2739 0.04201 157 120 31 6
2784 A little more to the left would do it, I think 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
2785 I need to hire a professional to hang this piece. 1.2739 0.04201 157 120 31 6
2786 I told you it was a mistake to mount him with Gorilla glue! 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
2787 You're bleeding on the signature! 1.2738 0.03842 168 126 38 4
2788 I tried to tell you hyperrealism was not the way to go. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
2789 Level it off, honey, it's too high on the left. 1.2738 0.04280 168 131 28 9
2790 Oh my, I think that lion is reading my mind! 1.2738 0.04363 168 132 26 10
2791 Serves you right. "Hakuna matata" my butt. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
2792 You were so right. This certainly will be a conversation piece! 1.2738 0.04363 168 132 26 10
2793 Honestly Jerry, I really do believe you were a lion tamer, but the Hendersons are leaving. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
2794 I told you to check for a pulse 1.2737 0.04024 179 138 33 8
2795 Oh, he's from the no-kill photo safari. 1.2737 0.04251 179 141 27 11
2796 Honey, I don't think he likes the feng shui of that wall. 1.2737 0.04024 179 138 33 8
2797 Just a little more to the left.... 1.2737 0.03797 190 145 38 7
2798 Move it two inches to the left. 1.2737 0.04147 190 150 28 12
2799 No, no, the other way! 1.2733 0.04112 150 113 33 4
2800 He's looking at me like I'm next. 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
2801 Lion, lion, on the wall — who’s the greatest marriage therapist of them all? 1.2733 0.04577 161 128 22 11
2802 Lions don't hibernate. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
2803 Ah, that's how they fastened it to the wall. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
2804 Art that is a head of it's time. 1.2733 0.03961 172 131 35 6
2805 It looked better on Pintrist. 1.2733 0.03961 172 131 35 6
2806 Don't worry honey! I think it's--ow--ringing from somewhere down here. 1.2733 0.03961 172 131 35 6
2807 Honey, you know trophy wife is derogatory comment. 1.2732 0.03964 183 141 34 8
2808 Nobody will think it's funny! 1.2732 0.03888 183 140 36 7
2809 It doesn't matter how hard you practice, Marvin. There simply are no more traveling circuses. 1.2732 0.04113 183 143 30 10
2810 I told you that cat had eight more lives... 1.2732 0.04039 183 142 32 9
2811 The Lion strikes tonight! 1.2732 0.03885 194 150 35 9
2812 Yeah Frank, I told you that karma is a bitch! 1.2727 0.04497 165 131 23 11
2813 It's ironic--in an un-ironic way. 1.2727 0.03880 165 124 37 4
2814 No! To the left and higher! 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
2815 I told you he’d have the last word! 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
2816 And all this time you thought trophy hunting backlash might bite you in the ass. 1.2727 0.04066 176 136 32 8
2817 I told you we should have hung it higher. 1.2727 0.04066 176 136 32 8
2818 Well Eric, I did warn you it would get its revenge. 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
2819 I told you not to move it. 1.2727 0.04066 176 136 32 8
2820 I hate to say I told you so but I warned you the female doesn’t do all the hunting. 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
2821 Nice trick, but it's more impressive when Sigfried and Roy do it. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
2822 Speak up! Are you saying “cancel the scavenger hunt”? 1.2727 0.04066 176 136 32 8
2823 I realize you miss your job as a lion tamer with the circus, but maybe you should just start drinking like the rest of us. 1.2727 0.04222 176 138 28 10
2824 OK, I admit you are the mane man. 1.2727 0.03963 198 155 32 11
2825 Is this the only way you could find the hook? 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
2826 Do you see Timmy? 1.2727 0.03963 198 155 32 11
2827 Oh, speaking of which... I got an email on Tuesday from that shaman. 1.2722 0.03846 180 137 37 6
2828 Let me know if you find Donald Trump, Jr. 1.2722 0.04156 180 141 29 10
2829 Honey, there are more believable ways to collect disability. 1.2722 0.04175 169 131 30 8
2830 Where’s the witch and the wardrobe? 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
2831 Classic Leo. 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
2832 Again George, seriously again!? 1.2722 0.04089 169 130 32 7
2833 I am talking to you. 1.2722 0.04175 169 131 30 8
2834 Once again you've managed to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory. 1.2722 0.04089 169 130 32 7
2835 A little more to the left, Leo. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
2836 Is it an original? 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
2837 Why would you have left the car keys in there? 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
2838 I told you I never liked that look in its eyes. 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
2839 I warned you that if I didn't like your decor choices, it'd be 'curtains.' 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
2840 It’s been 2 weeks. Just buy a new pair of reading glasses. 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
2841 Maybe a little bit more to the right. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
2842 I don't think the Heimlich Maneuver works on the chokee. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
2843 You should have shot sooner. 1.2721 0.04585 147 115 24 8
2844 That's what happens when you buy 'as is'. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
2845 I warned you not to say "Here, kitty, kitty". 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
2846 I told you its eyes were following you. 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
2847 Well, better your head than your wiener like last time. 1.2717 0.04236 184 146 26 12
2848 You're almost there, Tarzan. 1.2717 0.04190 173 135 29 9
2849 I told you not to go too close with tuna breath. 1.2717 0.04269 173 136 27 10
2850 I like you better when you're clean-shaven. 1.2717 0.04109 173 134 31 8
2851 Party is going to start soon and we will have a great story to tell 1.2717 0.03942 173 132 35 6
2852 Oh Lord, the King of the Jungle meets the King of the Bungle. 1.2717 0.04269 173 136 27 10
2853 Now will you reconsider your position on karma? 1.2716 0.04552 162 129 22 11
2854 I think he is still justifiably angry! 1.2716 0.04381 162 127 26 9
2855 Now do you believe they're endangered, Ken?!? 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
2856 Use your head! It's crooked! 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
2857 I can appreciate new interests, but I think you're a little too into art. 1.2716 0.04381 162 127 26 9
2858 Don't struggle, it's the circle of life, Simba ? 1.2716 0.04467 162 128 24 10
2859 Quick, give me your phone! It's doing it again! 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
2860 Swallow your pride and come back into the den. 1.2716 0.04467 162 128 24 10
2861 Didn't I TELL you he was just faking? That he was stalking you? But no, you never listen to ME... 1.2716 0.04381 162 127 26 9
2862 Revenge is a bitch. 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
2863 See, karma can come back to bite you! 1.2715 0.04195 151 115 31 5
2864 I told you not to use that bear grease hair tonic! 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
2865 Not quite what I had in mimd when requesting my lion's share 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2866 Now I think it looked better a few inches higher after all. 1.2713 0.03663 188 142 41 5
2867 Do you want red or white with your dinner? 1.2712 0.04045 177 137 32 8
2868 A little higher and bring the right side up a bit 1.2712 0.04277 177 140 26 11
2869 I'm gonna' try a Heimlich. 1.2712 0.04201 177 139 28 10
2870 Move it to the right. No, your right. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
2871 Well, you can take the lion out of the savannah... 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
2872 You can’t hide those lion eyes ! 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
2873 I still think it would look better on the wall. 1.2710 0.04022 155 117 34 4
2874 I told you that your obsession with Teddy Roosevelt wouldn't end well 1.2710 0.04605 155 123 22 10
2875 Did you lose your keys again? 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
2876 No. I said, a little to the right. 1.2708 0.03763 192 147 38 7
2877 Sometimes the lion eats you. 1.2707 0.04282 181 144 25 12
2878 Serves you right! 1.2707 0.03828 181 138 37 6
2879 Oh, Leonard, don't do this to yourself. You and Simba were glorious in your day, but he's not coming back and neither is the circus. 1.2707 0.04210 181 143 27 11
2880 Wrong again, I didn’t hide your cigarettes there! 1.2707 0.03907 181 139 35 7
2881 I told you not to give him a second chance. 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
2882 I told you not to sing "Kumbaya." 1.2706 0.04236 170 133 28 9
2883 The salesman warned that the picture would jump out at you. He wasn't lyin! 1.2706 0.04317 170 134 26 10
2884 Honey, did you find Siegfried's wallet? 1.2706 0.04153 170 132 30 8
2885 Dave, think of your pride. 1.2706 0.04317 170 134 26 10
2886 Taxidermy isn't your thing. 1.2706 0.04068 170 131 32 7
2887 Try moving it three teeth to the right. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
2888 Charlie, you are supposed to kill the lion before you mount it. 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
2889 Oh My God! I thought the thing was just fed! 1.2704 0.04433 159 125 25 9
2890 Do you still have the taxidermist’s phone number? 1.2704 0.04155 159 122 31 6
2891 So that's where you've been hiding! 1.2704 0.04433 159 125 25 9
2892 A little higher and turn around and it will be perfect 1.2704 0.03984 196 154 31 11
2893 I TOLD you to give him his last meal BEFORE hanging him" 1.2704 0.04113 196 156 27 13
2894 Are you sure lion tonsils are an aphrodisiac? 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
2895 Now you know how the damned pandemic is making me feel. 1.2703 0.04074 185 145 30 10
2896 Not there! It belongs over the mantle. 1.2703 0.03927 185 143 34 8
2897 Henry, it's never to late to say you're sorry ! 1.2703 0.03774 185 141 38 6
2898 Now just a little more to the left. 1.2703 0.04001 185 144 32 9
2899 If he is going to bite your head off, let me help. 1.2703 0.04074 185 145 30 10
2900 It's from the Humane Society. 1.2701 0.03922 174 133 35 6
2901 I thought you said you had a monkey on your back. 1.2701 0.04168 174 136 29 9
2902 I told you he would get his revenge. 1.2701 0.03922 174 133 35 6
2903 Get outta there. I know it's you. 1.2701 0.04088 174 135 31 8
2904 Honey, I told you that you smelled like bacon. 1.2701 0.04168 174 136 29 9
2905 I'm sure that's not how Joe Exotic would handle this. 1.2701 0.04006 174 134 33 7
2906 If you want to leave that bad, you can just go. 1.2701 0.04247 174 137 27 10
2907 Too much realism? 1.2701 0.04168 174 136 29 9
2908 Guess the cat's got his tongue. 1.2701 0.03922 174 133 35 6
2909 Never get a dentist to hang your trophy. 1.2699 0.04443 163 129 24 10
2910 Well that's what you get for using a BB gun. 1.2699 0.04443 163 129 24 10
2911 Well Honey, as I have always told you "Karma is a bitch" 1.2699 0.04692 163 132 18 13
2912 That's what you get for letting him hang around. You couldn't have just shot him and been done with it? 1.2699 0.04088 163 125 32 6
2913 Who's 'King of the Urban Jungle' now? 1.2699 0.04088 163 125 32 6
2914 How long ago was that safari again? 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
2915 Call the vet ! 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
2916 I WARNED YOU about getting a cat! 1.2699 0.04443 163 129 24 10
2917 I miss our safari too but we have to quarantine, Drew. 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
2918 Honey, I'm sorry but no one even understands your Siegfried and Roy joke anymore. 1.2699 0.04088 163 125 32 6
2919 I guess this at-home safari idea is quite gripping after all! 1.2698 0.03797 189 145 37 7
2920 Virtual Reality seems to have taken on a new meaning 1.2698 0.03723 189 144 39 6
2921 Oh gee Harry,another place to get your head out of! 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
2922 That lion will sleep well tonight. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
2923 I thought I was your only living trophy." 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
2924 Just a tad to the left should do it. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
2925 Get the wax outta your ears--I said to the left. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
2926 You're not going to find what you're looking for in there. 1.2697 0.03865 178 136 36 6
2927 While you’re in there can you see if you can find my contact lenses? 1.2697 0.03946 178 137 34 7
2928 “Last week a shark, this week a lion. I feel like there is something you’re not telling me.” 1.2697 0.03865 178 136 36 6
2929 Just a bit to the right...a little more...a little more.... 1.2697 0.03946 178 137 34 7
2930 No, no, Yeats said “A shape with lion body and the head of a man.” 1.2697 0.04180 178 140 28 10
2931 Good, honey. The next step is the primal scream. 1.2695 0.04112 167 129 31 7
2932 I bet that’s just how Siegfried felt. 1.2695 0.04449 167 133 23 11
2933 Admit it, Donald, you lost by a lion slide. 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
2934 You look different honey, did you get a haircut? 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
2935 I told you immersive art was not something to hang on the wall. 1.2694 0.03817 193 149 36 8
2936 I didn't know lions had nine lives. 1.2694 0.03887 193 150 34 9
2937 Up a little more on the right 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
2938 Now, we probably won't be invited to any more big game hunters' parties, we're already banned from most proctologists' parties... 1.2692 0.04116 182 143 29 10
2939 (Muffled) The important thing is, I was right. 1.2692 0.04261 182 145 25 12
2940 I told you not to dis Lion King. 1.2690 0.03696 197 151 39 7
2941 See ! I told you Leonard, Karma IS real 1.2690 0.04095 197 157 27 13
2942 Well, you did say lifelike. 1.2690 0.03962 171 131 34 6
2943 If you don't want to Netflix and chill, all you have to do is say so. 1.2690 0.04374 171 136 24 11
2944 You can come out now— this one’s got no Vermouth. 1.2690 0.04452 171 137 22 12
2945 In your mind, it's insider art. But I see it as outsider art. 1.2690 0.04374 171 136 24 11
2946 Sorry - can't hear you. 1.2690 0.04132 171 133 30 8
2947 You really think it's just a reflex action? 1.2690 0.04048 171 132 32 7
2948 I told you living walls are all the rage. 1.2690 0.04132 171 133 30 8
2949 “A little to the left. That’s too far! Higher. Not THAT high! You’re doing it wrong! AND MAKE HIM STOP STARING AT ME!” 1.2690 0.04452 171 137 22 12
2950 When I said to use wall anchors, did you listen? 1.2688 0.03833 186 143 36 7
2951 Siegfried? 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
2952 My goodness Henry, you're really getting into this project!!! 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
2953 Revenge was a long time coming! 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
2954 That’s what you get for using that pheromone cologne. 1.2686 0.03903 175 134 35 6
2955 I told you he does not bite." 1.2686 0.04147 175 137 29 9
2956 Working on your next chapter of Lion Taming For Dummies? 1.2686 0.04067 175 136 31 8
2957 Phillis finally realizes that Jim’s desire to become a lion tamer has taken a serious turn. 1.2686 0.03986 175 135 33 7
2958 Red or white? 1.2686 0.04147 175 137 29 9
2959 I can hear you, dear. What’s a matter—cat got your tongue? 1.2686 0.04067 175 136 31 8
2960 did you find the cat? 1.2686 0.04067 175 136 31 8
2961 A little more to the left if you can 1.2685 0.03839 216 171 32 13
2962 later when the party gets going, better stick to the lamp shade 1.2685 0.04326 149 115 28 6
2963 That's good, but it needs to go down a wee bit on the left. 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
2964 I'm sick of all your lion and your hang-ups! 1.2685 0.04111 149 113 32 4
2965 Tell me the story again. 1.2684 0.03995 190 149 31 10
2966 So close, just up and in a tad to your right, dear..... 1.2684 0.04064 190 150 29 11
2967 Oh, honey, it's just I've heard this story so many times... 1.2684 0.03853 190 147 35 8
2968 He ain't stuffed,Harry...he's still hungry! 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
2969 For your next act, how about making it disappear? 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
2970 I thought you said he was dead. 1.2682 0.04234 179 142 26 11
2971 He hunts one endangered lion and suddenly he's a veterinary dentist. 1.2680 0.03869 194 151 34 9
2972 This is not what i meant when i said i want you to get ahead. 1.2680 0.03869 194 151 34 9
2973 You misunderstood. I didn't invite you in to sniff a couple lions. 1.2680 0.03869 194 151 34 9
2974 You know what they say, "what goes around comes around"! 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
2975 We're gonna need bigger hooks. 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
2976 You're scaring him! 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
2977 Am I supposed to be impressed that you’ve stared into the belly of the beast? 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
2978 Honey, I've been telling you, your breath has been a little gamey.. 1.2679 0.04261 168 132 27 9
2979 I prayed you wouldn't be caught lyin'. Next time I'll annunciate better. 1.2679 0.04003 168 129 33 6
2980 I'm not sure that counts as double-masking, hon. 1.2679 0.04584 168 136 19 13
2981 Now turn around so I can see which side I like better. 1.2679 0.04344 168 133 25 10
2982 George! What are you doing? We're still making payment on the thing. 1.2679 0.04003 168 129 33 6
2983 Looks like our big game night is going into overtime.” 1.2679 0.04091 168 130 31 7
2984 He doesn't like dentists very much 1.2679 0.04344 168 133 25 10
2985 I get it, Daniel; you're inside a lion in the den, but there's nothing Biblical about what you think you're doing. 1.2679 0.04003 168 129 33 6
2986 I warned you, Karma is a wicked bitch. 1.2677 0.03749 198 153 37 8
2987 Next time, let’s go fishing 1.2677 0.03680 198 152 39 7
2988 I will not wear the Lioness head to participate in your fantasies. 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
2989 Come on, keep your head in the game. 1.2675 0.04080 157 120 32 5
2990 What did I say this time? 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
2991 Wow, it's looking like a prime example of poetic justice 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
2992 Higher... higher...! 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
2993 Don't get blood on the carpet! 1.2675 0.04462 157 124 24 9
2994 Bitten off more than you could chew again? 1.2674 0.04027 172 133 32 7
2995 Ooh, it’s like Siegfried & Roy! 1.2674 0.03854 172 131 36 5
2996 I'm sure the interview wasn't that bad. 1.2674 0.04193 172 135 28 9
2997 Steve realized a moment too late that his “Siegfried and Roy” joke was more like a reenactment. 1.2674 0.04027 172 133 32 7
2998 I swear to God, Harold, if you tell that damn story one more time... 1.2674 0.04111 172 134 30 8
2999 I told you not to move that without your whip. 1.2674 0.04027 172 133 32 7
3000 Why won’t you answer me? Cat got your tongue? 1.2674 0.04352 172 137 24 11
3001 It's a Lyin' Bastard Detector. 1.2674 0.04506 187 154 16 17
3002 I’d be “lion” if I said this didn’t hurt! 1.2674 0.04035 187 147 30 10
3003 My divorce lawyer is so creative! 1.2674 0.03815 187 144 36 7
3004 I told you he'd get revenge. 1.2673 0.03765 202 157 36 9
3005 Alexa, stop playing music! 1.2673 0.03632 202 155 40 7
3006 Why does he always gets the lion's share of your attention? 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
3007 A little left, left — oops, higher! 1.2671 0.04472 161 128 23 10
3008 Forget it. Woody's going as a moose. 1.2671 0.04725 161 131 17 13
3009 You must taste pretty good,Leo's pretty picky. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
3010 No,no,no Lucy went through the wardrobe. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
3011 Oh my, sweetheart, we should probably have the taxidermist cancel our tiger and bear. 1.2671 0.04558 161 129 21 11
3012 C'mon, Daniel, whose den is this? 1.2670 0.04281 176 140 25 11
3013 Here you go Leo,Stu pairs best with a Cabernet. 1.2670 0.04281 176 140 25 11
3014 Sigfried, Roy's not in there. 1.2670 0.04205 176 139 27 10
3015 O.K., now a liiittle to the left. 1.2670 0.04356 176 141 23 12
3016 My hero, the lion tamer. 1.2670 0.03883 176 135 35 6
3017 Honey, just because you can put your head into the taxidermal lion head, doesn’t mean you should. 1.2670 0.04281 176 140 25 11
3018 Don't let him get ahead of yourself. 1.2670 0.03835 191 148 35 8
3019 Tell me when it's straight. 1.2667 0.04135 165 128 30 7
3020 I just knew we shouldn't have bought that thing from a guy who looks like Rod Serling. 1.2667 0.04135 165 128 30 7
3021 I forgot to make sure it was dead before I hung it up. 1.2667 0.03567 195 148 42 5
3022 Very funny. You still need to get the vaccine. 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
3023 What did I tell you about teasing the cat? 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
3024 I told you that safari would come back to bite you. 1.2667 0.03952 165 126 34 5
3025 You're really having difficulty adjusting to city life, Tarzan… 1.2667 0.04213 180 143 26 11
3026 Yikes! It looks like it's payback time. 1.2667 0.03908 180 139 34 7
3027 Good grief, Larry, you've never fed him? 1.2667 0.04063 180 141 30 9
3028 I didn’t say you were lion-headed. I said you were pigheaded. 1.2667 0.04310 165 130 26 9
3029 They said it would look alive! 1.2663 0.03613 184 139 41 4
3030 It seems karma really IS a bitch. Who knew ? 1.2663 0.04003 184 144 31 9
3031 I've watched enough "Tiger King" to know what the hell I'm doing! 1.2663 0.03928 184 143 33 8
3032 Normally, you're putting your foot in. 1.2663 0.04321 169 134 25 10
3033 Should I call the ringmaster? 1.2663 0.04069 169 131 31 7
3034 It’s still not centered, a little more to the left. 1.2663 0.04321 169 134 25 10
3035 How is that helping? It's still crooked. 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
3036 Nice Kitty, Kitty . . . 1.2662 0.04610 154 123 21 10
3037 Tell me when it’s level 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
3038 Say! That's very good...for someone who usually keeps his head up the other end. 1.2659 0.04171 173 136 28 9
3039 No, Earl, I don't think this is how Siegfried and Roy got started. 1.2659 0.03922 173 133 34 6
3040 You told me it was dead. 1.2659 0.04090 173 135 30 8
3041 It only counts if it's still alive 1.2659 0.04329 173 138 24 11
3042 Hurry! I'm next. 1.2659 0.04007 173 134 32 7
3043 And they say an elephant never forgets. 1.2659 0.04171 173 136 28 9
3044 Did you lose your keys again, dear? 1.2659 0.04090 173 135 30 8
3045 I warned you, you should have killed it first! 1.2658 0.04437 158 125 24 9
3046 I hate to be the one to tell you, but your problems still exist. 1.2658 0.03957 158 120 34 4
3047 So that's what the dealer meant by an action piece. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
3048 Robert! The realtor was right! This is a Smart Home. 1.2656 0.03521 192 145 43 4
3049 Didn't I tell you to check his pulse first before hanging him up! 1.2656 0.03672 192 147 39 6
3050 Laughing or crying? 1.2655 0.04183 177 140 27 10
3051 I'm guessing you only took the tranquilizer gun. 1.2655 0.04106 177 139 29 9
3052 I asked you to align it, not wine and dine it. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
3053 It doesn't pay to stick your neck out Bob. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
3054 You can’t hide from the FBI’s anti-poaching task force inside the evidence. 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
3055 I thought a trophy-husband was supposed to be hot. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
3056 If you're looking for your keys I think they're on the dining room table. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
3057 Payback? 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
3058 Are you finally willing to consider the POSSIBILITY of Karma? 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
3059 Very good, George. Now put it back up. 1.2653 0.03835 196 153 34 9
3060 I take it this was not a mutually agreeable arrangement? 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
3061 Down the hatch, Leo. Our flight to Nairobi leaves in an hour. 1.2652 0.04119 181 143 28 10
3062 Last time I trust you to feed the cat 1.2651 0.04023 166 128 32 6
3063 Serves you right for buying Don Jr's book. 1.2651 0.04023 166 128 32 6
3064 Meet you in Narnia, honey! But I will go through the wardrobe. 1.2651 0.04023 166 128 32 6
3065 That's not funny. 1.2651 0.04287 166 131 26 9
3066 I told you not to ask him to wear a mask, George! 1.2651 0.04113 166 129 30 7
3067 I don't think that's where you put your keys. 1.2651 0.04371 166 132 24 10
3068 I'll tell the photographer to come back tomorrow. 1.2651 0.04113 166 129 30 7
3069 That's close, but it needs to go down a bit on the left. 1.2651 0.03838 166 126 36 4
3070 Well, that's one way to guarantee it's stuffed. 1.2651 0.04287 166 131 26 9
3071 It’s too low and needs tilted to the left a bit Harry! 1.2650 0.03716 200 155 37 8
3072 911, call the taxidermist! 1.2649 0.04575 151 120 22 9
3073 OK, nice job. everybody left our party. Nobody but you wants to play your "put your head in the lion's mouth" game. 1.2649 0.03909 185 144 33 8
3074 It's poetic justice. You took his head on his turf. Now he's got your head on your turf. 1.2649 0.03833 185 143 35 7
3075 This is how you practice for your Senate confirmation hearing? 1.2649 0.04057 185 146 29 10
3076 Very funny Jack. I still say its eyes follow me around the room, so get rid of it now. 1.2647 0.04217 170 134 27 9
3077 I warned you, he had been a circus lion. 1.2647 0.04217 170 134 27 9
3078 Bad kitty! We haven't decided yet if he's husband material. 1.2647 0.04217 170 134 27 9
3079 Oh honey, it's just a metaphor. 1.2646 0.03521 223 173 41 9
3080 No, Chardonnay won’t help! 1.2646 0.04203 189 152 24 13
3081 I just wanted to see how it looked in here, you don’t have to bite my head off! 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
3082 I knew we should've put it in the study and not the den. 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
3083 Hold still. There’s a boa in the bedroom that can pull you out. 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
3084 And that's why I bought it... 1.2644 0.03816 174 133 36 5
3085 Just hope that the lion is a vegan. 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
3086 Now is not the time to lose your head over this! 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
3087 He said to treat it like a gift horse, i.e., never look in its mouth.” 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
3088 Hey it looks like the cat got my ...... tongue ! 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
3089 A little to the left darling 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
3090 No, that’s our cat door. 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
3091 I told you that you would be in serious trouble if you bought a body spray called "gnu"! 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
3092 I told you not to look a gift mounted lion head in the mouth. 1.2640 0.04007 178 139 31 8
3093 Pay back time! Told you to quit while you had a head. 1.2640 0.04086 178 140 29 9
3094 I know you miss the circus, Ken. 1.2640 0.04163 178 141 27 10
3095 I told you there was something off about that taxidermist. 1.2640 0.03845 178 137 35 6
3096 I think I found Bernie’s mittens. 1.2640 0.04163 178 141 27 10
3097 Lost the remote again? 1.2640 0.03818 197 154 34 9
3098 I don’t think you have to obsess about getting it level. 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
3099 Larry, I told you to it’s probably under the couch cushions! 1.2638 0.04158 163 127 29 7
3100 Nice work, your boss won’t believe me this time. 1.2638 0.03875 163 124 35 4
3101 Now why would your keys be in THERE? 1.2638 0.04336 163 129 25 9
3102 This story is definitely going under 'worst first date fail' in my dating profile. No one is going to believe this. Are you O.K. by the way? I feel like you're overreacting. 1.2638 0.04158 163 127 29 7
3103 Face it, you're no Bert Lahr. 1.2638 0.04158 163 127 29 7
3104 Raise the right side a little. 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
3105 'Even the head understands it doesn't go with the interior!' 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
3106 You said you wanted more spontaneity in our relationship. 1.2638 0.04336 163 129 25 9
3107 No, I said , take the bull by the horns. 1.2638 0.04158 163 127 29 7
3108 I told you not to use Craigslist to find a taxidermist! 1.2638 0.03875 163 124 35 4
3109 But they said NOT to feed it! 1.2637 0.03870 182 141 34 7
3110 We've officially reached the misinterpreted Churchhill quotes level of quarantine. 1.2637 0.04024 182 143 30 9
3111 You have good taste. 1.2637 0.03563 201 154 41 6
3112 He's been waiting years for you to get too close. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
3113 Have you tried suspending his social media access? 1.2635 0.04091 167 130 30 7
3114 Oh you weren’t exaggerating when you said the cat got your tongue! 1.2635 0.04002 167 129 32 6
3115 It better than sticking your head up your ass! 1.2635 0.04348 167 133 24 10
3116 Just don’t leave a stain on the carpet 1.2635 0.03818 167 127 36 4
3117 Honey, you need to move it a little to the right. 1.2632 0.03853 171 131 35 5
3118 Dentists. 1.2632 0.03979 190 150 30 10
3119 Face it, Stu-- you couldn't tame him then, and you can't tame him now. 1.2632 0.04276 171 136 25 10
3120 Honey, I think it lost its appetite years ago. 1.2632 0.03941 171 132 33 6
3121 Harold, how many times did I tell you to stop playing with his whiskers? 1.2632 0.04116 190 152 26 12
3122 I can't hear you, deer. 1.2632 0.04028 171 133 31 7
3123 Running out of Hide and Go Seek options with the kids? 1.2632 0.03941 171 132 33 6
3124 Tell him I am also a LEO! 1.2632 0.03941 171 132 33 6
3125 You seem comfortable getting into his head, what about trying mine sometime 1.2632 0.04028 171 133 31 7
3126 That’s almost it, but the feet should be perfectly flat on the floor, and you perfectly level. 1.2632 0.03941 171 132 33 6
3127 So, do you still think it’s a jungle ‘out there’? 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
3128 Take off the mask and be yourself, Larry. 1.2632 0.04548 152 121 22 9
3129 Tilt it a little more towards his left molar, George." 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
3130 Did you say Etsy? Or Eatsy? 1.2629 0.03883 175 135 34 6
3131 He got tired of you saying you were the KING 1.2629 0.04285 175 140 24 11
3132 You remind me of your mother when you behave this way. 1.2629 0.04208 175 139 26 10
3133 Honey,are you sure this is how you prepare for a safari? 1.2629 0.03967 175 136 32 7
3134 This is soooo weird, with your last name being Hairball and all. 1.2629 0.04361 175 141 22 12
3135 Oh what an exciting day -- he's no longer cowardly! 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
3136 Damn Karma 1.2629 0.03967 175 136 32 7
3137 I thought you knew that you were supposed to kill the thing before you mounted it on the wall. 1.2629 0.03797 175 134 36 5
3138 Somewhere there's a lioness chuckling. 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
3139 After a couple of glasses of wine, I see you can't resist being the lion tamer's son again. 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
3140 Carole Baskin knew the police were gonna love this one. 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
3141 You found my keys too? Great! Now a little to the left. 1.2628 0.04079 156 120 31 5
3142 Honey, could you hand me the screwdriver, please? 1.2626 0.03827 179 138 35 6
3143 I told you not to believe it when it said it had a toothache! 1.2626 0.04065 179 141 29 9
3144 Are you sure he had dinner? 1.2626 0.04065 179 141 29 9
3145 Have you considered renting a safety deposit box? 1.2626 0.03908 179 139 33 7
3146 Give up already. You're never going to find your watch. 1.2626 0.03987 179 140 31 8
3147 Leo,is she gone yet? 1.2626 0.04142 179 142 27 10
3148 Leo, I can help you find the hook, if you just would ask. 1.2625 0.04563 160 129 20 11
3149 In the living room of a large carpeted apartment, a man in a white shirt is being devoured by a lion head mounted on the wall, with an explicatory plaque beneath it. The lion locks eyes with a woman, who walks up cautiously, a wine glass in her hand. 1.2625 0.04732 160 131 16 13
3150 I told you he was still breathing. 1.2625 0.04297 160 126 26 8
3151 A little more to the left, Larry, and higher too, see if you can get it centered on the wall 1.2625 0.04297 160 126 26 8
3152 Brien, wouldn’t it have been just as funny if you’d put the lampshade on your head? 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
3153 Thank God you went to see the Lion King and learned which end is which! 1.2623 0.03929 183 143 32 8
3154 Enough with the drama. I am not biting your head off. 1.2623 0.04079 183 145 28 10
3155 Down on the left. 1.2622 0.04136 164 128 29 7
3156 Big Mouth Billy Bass is ‘so yesterday’ you said. Big Mouth Billy Bass is too kitschy you said. Well, enjoy your Large Lips Larry Lion. 1.2622 0.04313 164 130 25 9
3157 Right side, a little higher. 1.2622 0.04225 164 129 27 8
3158 Poacher's karma! 1.2622 0.04399 164 131 23 10
3159 Henry, don’t you go pull a Siegfried and Roy on me. 1.2622 0.03855 164 125 35 4
3160 When I asked you to feed the cat, I meant the one that sleeps on our bed. 1.2622 0.04313 164 130 25 9
3161 I told you it would clash. 1.2622 0.04313 164 130 25 9
3162 Your lion eyes tell me you've been on the cheatin' side of town. 1.2622 0.04044 164 127 31 6
3163 They always said art imitates life 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
3164 You can't hide your lion eyes. 1.2620 0.03873 187 146 33 8
3165 I warned you that he'd get back at you, one way or the other. 1.2620 0.04159 187 150 25 12
3166 Oh no! He's actuary intolerant! 1.2620 0.03873 187 146 33 8
3167 You said that YOU are King of the Jungle. Serves you right. 1.2619 0.04070 168 131 30 7
3168 Well, you’re the meathead who chose the cheapest taxidermist. 1.2619 0.03891 168 129 34 5
3169 That was Mr Whiskers for you, he always wanted to play. 1.2619 0.04325 168 134 24 10
3170 No, honey. I don't think our safe word is going to work in this instance. 1.2619 0.04242 168 133 26 9
3171 I tried to warn you, what goes around comes around. 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
3172 Does white wine go with Bob? 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
3173 I told you to hang it higher. 1.2616 0.04254 172 137 25 10
3174 Do I need to get some butter? 1.2616 0.03834 172 132 35 5
3175 Didn't I tell you not to wear mutton chops! 1.2616 0.04091 172 135 29 8
3176 stop it with the drama! 1.2615 0.03836 195 153 33 9
3177 I hoped you would have learned your lesson from the snake. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
3178 I guess he needs a trophy head too. 1.2614 0.04123 153 118 30 5
3179 We're safe, it stops at the wall. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
3180 I know, Bob, but until you get the vaccine, you’re still safer working from home. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
3181 You know, it's amazing how much money I've saved on fresh meat for Mr. Whiskers since getting on Tinder. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
3182 You should never get the cheapest taxidermist. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
3183 Careful! He bites. 1.2614 0.03947 176 137 32 7
3184 Stop fussing.......just move it to the other wall. 1.2614 0.03947 176 137 32 7
3185 They can live for weeks without a head. 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
3186 Found the car FOB! 1.2611 0.03954 157 120 33 4
3187 I told you,Harold. Big game hunting is not only unethical, it is also dangerous. 1.2611 0.03954 157 120 33 4
3188 I still think a smidge down on the left. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
3189 A little more to the left. 1.2611 0.03968 180 141 31 8
3190 I said...I WANT A DIVORCE! 1.2611 0.03808 180 139 35 6
3191 That's a nice effect. 1.2611 0.03808 180 139 35 6
3192 You call this Pride Week? 1.2609 0.03871 207 165 30 12
3193 I don’t think that being in lockdown for almost a year is having much impact on our mental health, do you? 1.2609 0.04182 161 126 28 7
3194 You should see how my eye is sticking out of my head right now. And you think YOU have problems? 1.2609 0.04182 161 126 28 7
3195 I always knew you'd get a head, dear. But I didn't imagine the head would get you. 1.2609 0.04182 161 126 28 7
3196 You could’ve hired someone to do your taxidermy, but, no. 1.2609 0.04088 161 125 30 6
3197 Larry—i think the hook goes on the other side 1.2609 0.03910 184 144 32 8
3198 Bad boy, Leo! Bad boy! 1.2609 0.03985 184 145 30 9
3199 I knew they were too heavy for that hook. 1.2609 0.03755 184 142 36 6
3200 Well, dear. You often say 'you play foolish games, you win foolish prizes!' 1.2609 0.04273 161 127 26 8
3201 I'd be lion if I said there wasn't any irony in this. 1.2606 0.03999 188 149 29 10
3202 Too real. Stick with juggling. 1.2606 0.03780 188 146 35 7
3203 At long last, Leo had a chance to fulfill his destiny. 1.2606 0.03927 188 148 31 9
3204 Honey, can you really not see this? It’s not straight! 1.2606 0.03626 188 144 39 5
3205 You should really see a dermatologist or maybe just buy a back scratcher. 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
3206 Harry, I said your drink is ready, cat got your tongue? 1.2606 0.04023 165 128 31 6
3207 Maybe it's a sign that you're not cut out to become a lion tamer. 1.2606 0.03930 165 127 33 5
3208 I honestly don't think you're ready for a circus side-hustle. 1.2606 0.04023 165 128 31 6
3209 Don't worry, honey, he's just joking!! 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
3210 See? Fur IS murder. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
3211 I don't know? Do lions have tonsils? 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
3212 A little more toward the uvula. 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
3213 What the fuck is in this DRINK? 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
3214 I told you it would go to your head! 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
3215 You couldn't quit while you were a head. 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
3216 I warned you not to call him Kitty. 1.2601 0.03902 173 134 33 6
3217 He's just getting to know you. 1.2601 0.04070 173 136 29 8
3218 And didn't I warn you about using that el cheapo taxidermy shop? 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
3219 I'm proud of you Arnold, for facing your fears. 1.2600 0.03716 150 112 37 1
3220 What you own ends up eating you. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
3221 Can't I finish this Pinot Grigio first?! 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
3222 A little bit to the left Marvin 1.2599 0.04087 177 140 28 9
3223 Mr. Goldwyn! Where is Mr. Mayer? 1.2599 0.04008 177 139 30 8
3224 It’s so realistic! 1.2599 0.03845 177 137 34 6
3225 You need to get another hobby, Marvin-this one will eat you alive! 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
3226 I told you to stick with that singing fish 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
3227 You insisted it be "life like!" 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
3228 You really miss the circus, don't you, Great Rudolpho? 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
3229 Who are you pretending to be today, Frank? Siegfried or Roy? 1.2597 0.03949 181 142 31 8
3230 That's the last time Roberta will say my taste is too tame. 1.2597 0.03949 181 142 31 8
3231 I told you it’s been growling at me. 1.2595 0.04132 158 123 29 6
3232 wheres your gun? 1.2595 0.03577 185 141 40 4
3233 How “Trophy Head” McGurk got his nickname. 1.2595 0.03891 185 145 32 8
3234 Careful now … a little to the left. 1.2595 0.03966 185 146 30 9
3235 I told you not to stick your head in there. Asshole. 1.2593 0.03762 189 147 35 7
3236 Honey, kindly tell him it's my den, not his. 1.2593 0.04339 162 129 24 9
3237 Karma is a bitch, isn't it? 1.2593 0.04339 162 129 24 9
3238 Your head would go nicely on that wall. 1.2593 0.03394 216 166 44 6
3239 Revenge is the sweetest dessert, Don. There's a reason they say that." 1.2593 0.04339 162 129 24 9
3240 I'm starting to think you like it. 1.2593 0.03687 189 146 37 6
3241 How can you drink this with that thing on your head? 1.2593 0.04159 162 127 28 7
3242 Speaking of “the spirit lives on,” I guess you won’t be needing this cocktail. 1.2593 0.03970 162 125 32 5
3243 He's still got some bite in him. 1.2593 0.03872 162 124 34 4
3244 It was either this or the singing fish. 1.2593 0.04339 162 129 24 9
3245 I told you that he wasn't dead when you shot him. 1.2593 0.04339 162 129 24 9
3246 Alright Harold, just a little bit more to the left. 1.2593 0.03687 189 146 37 6
3247 Is your online taxidermy school actually accredited? 1.2590 0.03815 166 127 35 4
3248 In like a lamb. Out like a lion. 1.2590 0.04267 166 132 25 9
3249 Stop mumbling, Einstein." " Did you say 'Karma IS a bitch or 'Call 9-1-1' ? 1.2590 0.04267 166 132 25 9
3250 Do you think you should have pulled the trigger a bit sooner! 1.2590 0.03909 166 128 33 5
3251 I guess the home taxidermy hit was not such a good idea. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
3252 Next time, let’s not go to the cheapest taxidermist. 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
3253 I still say we should've taken the settlement instead. 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
3254 No, I will not help you 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
3255 If you want the part, you have to wear it the other way 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
3256 I would recommend moving it a bit down and to the left. 1.2588 0.03666 170 129 38 3
3257 So, your expectations are not being met by the current circumstances. 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
3258 That's not what I meant when I said, "get a head." 1.2586 0.04049 174 137 29 8
3259 I tried to tell you, just like a rattlesnake, the head can bite even after being killed. 1.2586 0.04210 174 139 25 10
3260 Maybe next time you’ll listen to me and settle for a photograph. 1.2586 0.04131 174 138 27 9
3261 The collection has become all consuming. 1.2586 0.04289 174 140 23 11
3262 No, I will not remove you and ruin a perfectly good story! 1.2586 0.04131 174 138 27 9
3263 I need another glass of wine 1.2586 0.03707 174 133 37 4
3264 It's a little tight, dear. Maybe it comes in a larger size 1.2586 0.04049 174 137 29 8
3265 Don’t worry, it’s an interactive piece 1.2586 0.03707 174 133 37 4
3266 I knew that trip to the Serengeti would come back to bite you. 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
3267 I cannot believe how realistic these wall ornaments are !! 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
3268 I told you not to name him Jumanji. 1.2584 0.03826 178 138 34 6
3269 Apparently lions have nine lives too. 1.2584 0.03908 178 139 32 7
3270 Amazing COVID mask,honey! 1.2584 0.03826 178 138 34 6
3271 Help me separate the art from the artist 1.2584 0.04295 178 144 22 12
3272 For the last time, Ted, no, it isn't as impressive as Siegfried & Roy. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
3273 So, getting the lion's share of everything is not what it used to be... 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
3274 A bit up on the right" 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
3275 I see trouble lyin’ ahead. 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
3276 I distinctly recall warning you about the halitosis. 1.2579 0.03819 190 149 33 8
3277 I said go with the singing bass. But nooooo. You opted for the King of Beasts. Good luck getting the blood out of your collar. 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
3278 Dear,if Camus told you to jump off an existential bridge would you? 1.2579 0.04205 159 125 27 7
3279 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said the cat got your tongue. 1.2579 0.04480 159 128 21 10
3280 So...You finally let your love of trophies to consume you. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
3281 My therapist says I have to face my fragile masculinity head on. 1.2577 0.03949 163 126 32 5
3282 Warren, this isn’t funny anymore. 1.2576 0.03918 198 158 29 11
3283 See! That’s what you get for lionizing Trump. 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
3284 Magical reality bites. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
3285 'Frank, wait... leave it on...' 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
3286 I guess he wasn't really dead. 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
3287 Have you seen my safari hat? 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
3288 Perhaps next time you’ll try to swallow your pride, Oliver. 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
3289 Hang it high enough so that I can occasionally dust your shoes when I walk by. 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
3290 Got the cat's tongue? 1.2574 0.03600 202 157 38 7
3291 I told you you've been riding the tiger, Kevin, but I have to admit I didn't see this coming. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
3292 I told you to take smaller bites. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
3293 You shouldn't have said, 'Here, kitty, kitty" 1.2573 0.04007 171 134 30 7
3294 The taxidermist did say it was good I shot it when I did. 1.2573 0.03920 171 133 32 6
3295 Not LITERALLY Honey!!! 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
3296 I warned you not to economize with a taxidermist known for sloppy work 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
3297 I can't see the hook! 1.2571 0.04029 175 138 29 8
3298 I told you to read the assembly instructions! 1.2571 0.04110 175 139 27 9
3299 This is not the first foolish thing you've done. 1.2571 0.04029 175 138 29 8
3300 From what I understand he was a Siegfried and Roy cat. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
3301 This is not how I wanted to tell Hubert about our affair! 1.2571 0.03947 175 137 31 7
3302 I suggested a PHOTOGRAPHY safari, but oh, no'----- 1.2571 0.04189 175 140 25 10
3303 Nope, Still not Straight! 1.2571 0.03947 175 137 31 7
3304 Now do you see why we need a chair by that window? 1.2570 0.04124 179 143 26 10
3305 Now a tad to the right and dip the left a skooch. 1.2570 0.03968 179 141 30 8
3306 I think you need to move it a little to the left to center it. 1.2570 0.04047 179 142 28 9
3307 You said it was already stuffed! 1.2570 0.03968 179 141 30 8
3308 You shouldn't look a gift lion in the mouth. 1.2568 0.03754 183 142 35 6
3309 Don’t worry honey, you’ve already done the lion’s share... 1.2568 0.04061 183 146 27 10
3310 A little bit lower. 1.2568 0.03986 183 145 29 9
3311 Boy, you're really a mouthful. 1.2568 0.04134 183 147 25 11
3312 Whoa! I'm never mixing Riesling and Chardonnay again!" 1.2568 0.04610 148 119 20 9
3313 I told you it come back to bite you. 1.2567 0.03928 187 148 30 9
3314 I'm buying you a better gun. 1.2567 0.03702 187 145 36 6
3315 I would hang that higher. 1.2567 0.03544 187 143 40 4
3316 They weren't 'lyin' when they said karma was gonna getcha. 1.2566 0.03905 152 116 33 3
3317 Not what I meant by kissing my kitty. 1.2566 0.04620 152 123 19 10
3318 It's still crooked, move it up and to the right. 1.2565 0.03873 191 151 31 9
3319 Well george, I think we got that head stuffed too soon. 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
3320 I THINK YOU SHOULD TURN IT A LITTLE MORE TO THE LEFT! 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
3321 Quick, Honey, use your second amendment rights! 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
3322 No more whisky, Bob. You're behaving like an animal. 1.2564 0.03955 195 156 28 11
3323 I told you not to say that you were king of this household jungle. 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
3324 Your toxic masculinity is showing again. 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
3325 Get him! Get that son-of-a-bitch! 1.2564 0.04714 156 128 16 12
3326 You deserved that. 1.2563 0.03768 199 157 33 9
3327 No Fred, I'm sure it's supposed to be the head of a man and the body of a lion 1.2563 0.04182 160 126 27 7
3328 What I call biting off more than you can chew 1.2563 0.04182 160 126 27 7
3329 Three steps to the right and you'll be perfect. 1.2563 0.04087 160 125 29 6
3330 Watching Tiger King's really gone to your head 1.2563 0.04275 160 127 25 8
3331 I told you not to lose your head over trophy hunting! You never listen! 1.2563 0.04366 160 128 23 9
3332 Stop 'lion' through your teeth! 1.2563 0.04087 160 125 29 6
3333 Do we really need that nasopharyngeal swab antigen test for Grandpa's trophy? 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
3334 You really need to accept that bookkeeping is your true calling. 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
3335 Of course he’s angry. You would be too if he hung you crooked. 1.2560 0.04305 168 135 23 10
3336 Your decorating style is to die for. 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
3337 Bite him Leo. Bite him hard. 1.2560 0.04305 168 135 23 10
3338 Oh Honey, that’s such a guy thing! 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
3339 And that’s why Dad was never really a cat person. 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
3340 I see you met the neighbour’s new cat.” 1.2558 0.04071 172 136 28 8
3341 I’m suing that taxidermist. 1.2558 0.04071 172 136 28 8
3342 OK. OK. Don't let it go to your head! 1.2558 0.03987 172 135 30 7
3343 It’s all in your head. 1.2558 0.04235 172 138 24 10
3344 A little more over to the left. 1.2557 0.03927 176 138 31 7
3345 Enough of this, we're both getting vaccinated! 1.2557 0.03758 176 136 35 5
3346 That's Grrrrrrrrr eat!!! 1.2557 0.03927 176 138 31 7
3347 I told you that taxidermist was good. 1.2557 0.04089 176 140 27 9
3348 You're Really facing your fears. 1.2557 0.03670 176 135 37 4
3349 Apparently, he’s heard the MGM impression once too often. 1.2556 0.03706 180 139 36 5
3350 Shoulda stuck with the clown act, Bob. 1.2556 0.04178 180 145 24 11
3351 I said put your BACK into it. 1.2556 0.04027 180 143 28 9
3352 Well he certainly didn't mistake you for a gazelle! 1.2556 0.03949 180 142 30 8
3353 I said stick your head up your ASS,you moron. Your ASS! 1.2556 0.04252 180 146 22 12
3354 To the left! To the left! 1.2556 0.03706 180 139 36 5
3355 I knew I shouldn't have bought this from the Siegfried & Roy auction. Release! 1.2553 0.03982 188 150 28 10
3356 I told you sucking up to Donald Jr. would eventually bite. 1.2552 0.03855 192 152 31 9
3357 But they told me he was vegetarian. 1.2552 0.03855 192 152 31 9
3358 Would you like red wine with that? 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
3359 It’s called karma, Junior. 1.2552 0.04009 145 111 31 3
3360 I know you can breath, Morris. I've fallen for my last Tik-Tok prank. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
3361 Move it up a little on the right. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
3362 He says his head should be lower. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
3363 Move it a little more to the left. 1.2549 0.04098 153 119 29 5
3364 I call this piece Rogue Taxidermy #7. 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
3365 Yes, the vet was right. His tonsils are out 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
3366 The circus called, honey. They’re going to pass on your offer. 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
3367 Up a smidge on the right and you'll have it 1.2548 0.04418 157 126 22 9
3368 Editor: "Relax, you''ll be fine if you don't lose your head." 1.2548 0.04132 157 123 28 6
3369 Did you put another quarter in that machine? 1.2548 0.04229 157 124 26 7
3370 I warned you about the lion’s den. 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
3371 You’re right Harry, this is a circus! 1.2547 0.03869 161 124 33 4
3372 Up to your old tricks again, dear? 1.2547 0.04251 161 128 25 8
3373 Perfect right there: just like Roman Holiday. 1.2547 0.04159 161 127 27 7
3374 I told you that was a job for the handyman. 1.2547 0.03968 161 125 31 5
3375 That’s the biggest hairball I’ve ever seen him cough up! 1.2547 0.04065 161 126 29 6
3376 You can take the man out of the circus.... 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
3377 More towards his right tonsil 1.2545 0.04439 165 134 20 11
3378 Quick, before it takes your head off, what’s the name of the taxidermist? 1.2545 0.04181 165 131 26 8
3379 That's no way to get ahead of the game. 1.2545 0.04001 165 129 30 6
3380 Honey, why can't you just buy a motorcycle like everyone else? 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
3381 Bob, your circus fantasy has jumped the shark. 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
3382 Well I for one won't be doing any more business with Wake the Dead Taxiderm 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
3383 And it was in this position that I gained the upper hand. 1.2544 0.04282 169 136 23 10
3384 ....a little to the left and higher 1.2543 0.04213 173 139 24 10
3385 You’re a head of the game. 1.2543 0.04213 173 139 24 10
3386 Wow. Now that's sticking you neck out! 1.2543 0.03793 173 134 34 5
3387 No worries. I'll ask the neighbor to try a Heimlich. 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
3388 Didn’t I tell you not to go cheap on the taxidermy ? 1.2543 0.04213 173 139 24 10
3389 I bet he's been biding his time for years. 1.2543 0.03966 173 136 30 7
3390 I told you that taxidermist was iffy... 1.2542 0.03564 177 135 39 3
3391 OK now just nudge it lower on the left... 1.2542 0.03824 177 138 33 6
3392 A little to the left pleaee. 1.2542 0.03907 177 139 31 7
3393 I just need some time to think. 1.2542 0.03907 177 139 31 7
3394 Where's that Trophy Wife now? 1.2542 0.03907 177 139 31 7
3395 If I said I didn’t need help, I’d be lion. 1.2541 0.04094 185 149 25 11
3396 When I suggested you stare down the belly of the beast, this is most definitely not what I was envisioning. 1.2541 0.03473 185 141 41 3
3397 The great white hunter tempts fate for hopefully the last time. 1.2541 0.03796 185 145 33 7
3398 I told you to stop bringing home stray cats. 1.2539 0.03837 193 153 31 9
3399 I knew he had swallowed my cell phone. 1.2538 0.03645 197 154 36 7
3400 Well, the safari guide said you'd have a lasting impression. 1.2538 0.03426 197 151 42 4
3401 It's so lifelike 1.2537 0.03529 201 156 39 6
3402 Good, now just a nudge to the left. 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
3403 Can you look for my necklace while you're in there? 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
3404 Um, I hate to interrupt but I don’t think that’s how you get to Narnia. 1.2534 0.04842 146 120 15 11
3405 Wow. They're kings of the concrete jungle, too. Go figure. 1.2534 0.03985 146 112 31 3
3406 We should count ourselves lucky - I feel for the neighbours on the other side of the wall who have the back end of him. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
3407 I told you that he missed the circus. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
3408 I finally found something big enough to fit your Head! 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
3409 I want to hang this at eye level. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
3410 There you go again, always getting ahead of yourself. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
3411 That’s what happens when you hire a cut-rate taxidermist. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
3412 Really, honey? Like I needed more proof that you don't have a level head? 1.2532 0.04393 158 127 22 9
3413 Tsk...showing off always never ends well for you, Brian. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
3414 Let me get you a fresh shirt. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
3415 Harold, stop playing with that and answer the door already. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
3416 Feeling a bit peckish, are you Leo? 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
3417 Well done. You've managed to make it less appealing to me. 1.2532 0.04206 158 125 26 7
3418 Honestly, Phil. A bit left. Now calm down and get your head into it. 1.2532 0.04206 158 125 26 7
3419 Still looking for the afikomen? 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
3420 Who's mounting whom? 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
3421 ‘Pretty sure I saw your wallet on the dresser. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
3422 They say they bear a grudge. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
3423 Clyde! It was just an act! Leo's gone! You're retired! Let it go! 1.2531 0.04406 162 131 21 10
3424 He is not done yet. 1.2531 0.04406 162 131 21 10
3425 There better not be a witch and a wardrobe too, I only have one glass of wine left." Alora Elizabeth Hague - New Hyde Park, N 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
3426 Stop fooling around an hang the darn thing 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
3427 Nobody guessed "taxidermied tax attorney taxus leo turducken". Come on out now. The other guests have left. 1.2530 0.04159 166 132 26 8
3428 Well honey, you mounted his head and now he wants to mount yours. 1.2530 0.03979 166 130 30 6
3429 It’s hard to preserve pride in moments like this 1.2530 0.04070 166 131 28 7
3430 I told you to check his pulse! 1.2530 0.03979 166 130 30 6
3431 Next time check the pulse. 1.2530 0.03979 166 130 30 6
3432 Nice try, but you promised we could watch The Bachelor tonight. 1.2530 0.03887 166 129 32 5
3433 I knew it would be better to hang it after dinner. 1.2529 0.03829 170 132 33 5
3434 I told you not to use my mother's taxidermist! 1.2529 0.04007 170 134 29 7
3435 YOU’D like to think that’s the lion’s share!’ 1.2529 0.03774 174 135 34 5
3436 A little more to the left,George. 1.2529 0.04191 174 140 24 10
3437 My bad... I thought only "chickens" can function after you cut off their heads. 1.2529 0.03685 174 134 36 4
3438 You're Retired! Stop pretending you're still the Ring Master!! 1.2529 0.03946 174 137 30 7
3439 Bad Kitty! No biting! 1.2529 0.04111 174 139 26 9
3440 But honey, ‘being lionized’ is a completely different thing! 1.2529 0.03946 174 137 30 7
3441 I told you not to touch its nose! 1.2529 0.03774 174 135 34 5
3442 I think saying 'we're now entering the lion's den' was asking for it, don't you? 1.2528 0.03721 178 138 35 5
3443 Everyone thinks you've lost your head. 1.2528 0.03888 178 140 31 7
3444 Justice! 1.2528 0.04126 178 143 25 10
3445 You’re lucky he was allergic to Rogaine. 1.2528 0.04048 178 142 27 9
3446 You said don’t catch a tiger by the tail. You said nothing about a lion. 1.2527 0.04063 182 146 26 10
3447 Don't you think being a tiger in bed is enough?! 1.2527 0.03752 182 142 34 6
3448 I will not be impeached 1.2527 0.03855 186 147 31 8
3449 You Idiot ! I told you Virtual Safari was a Scam. 1.2526 0.03820 194 154 31 9
3450 Pride goeth upon the wall 1.2525 0.03768 198 157 32 9
3451 I still think it would look better in our dining room. 1.2525 0.03514 202 157 39 6
3452 I always wanted a beast for a husband" 1.2524 0.03605 206 162 36 8
3453 No....up a little on the RIGHT! 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
3454 Well, I didn't mean it literally. 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
3455 Just a little higher, and to the left. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
3456 Daniel - are you all right?! 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
3457 It's OK, it's just a love bite. 1.2517 0.03842 147 112 33 2
3458 I told you he wasn't dead yet. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
3459 So, that's a no to hakuna matata? 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
3460 Decorating can be so consuming. 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
3461 Told you you should have fed it before you tried to mount it! 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
3462 How many cavities ? 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
3463 Oh, my! Don't drop it, Hank! A little to the left... 1.2516 0.04154 155 122 27 6
3464 Let's wait until he's finished eating. 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
3465 Must you sacrifice everything for art? 1.2516 0.04154 155 122 27 6
3466 It's amazing that you've been able to keep up with your lion taming remotely. 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
3467 Close, now move it down an inch and then 2 inches to the left. 1.2516 0.04547 159 130 18 11
3468 He was so proud of his first day as a lion tamer. 1.2516 0.04182 159 126 26 7
3469 Be careful, I said. I think your shot went wide, I said. But did you listen? Nooooo! 1.2516 0.04276 159 127 24 8
3470 How many times do I have to tell you, it's SHE, HER, HERS. 1.2516 0.04276 159 127 24 8
3471 Be sure to save room for the rest of him! 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
3472 I told you he'd haunt you until he got you back one day, George. 1.2515 0.03828 163 126 33 4
3473 I know Simba was your favorite performing partner, but he's gone, Ned, gone! 1.2515 0.03624 163 124 37 2
3474 I thought we talked about karma. 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
3475 It'll do you no good to hide - my mother's coming to visit! 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
3476 Holy mackerel, that is truly a mouthful! 1.2515 0.03772 167 129 34 4
3477 Welcome to the jungle. 1.2515 0.04223 167 134 24 9
3478 That's a very creative way to see the hook, Fred!" 1.2515 0.04308 167 135 22 10
3479 You didn’t think a lion with hiccups was a big deal! 1.2515 0.03958 167 131 30 6
3480 Well, I guess it died hungry... 1.2515 0.03958 167 131 30 6
3481 When it comes to endangered species, you're ahead. 1.2515 0.04137 167 133 26 8
3482 Here, hold my wineglass, I got this. 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
3483 You shouldn't have insulted that MGM movie. 1.2515 0.03899 171 134 31 6
3484 I’ll guide you, Harry... you really belong in the den ... 1.2515 0.04071 171 136 27 8
3485 A little more to the left. No, your left.” 1.2515 0.04071 171 136 27 8
3486 YouTube didn’t show me THAT part. 1.2515 0.04155 171 137 25 9
3487 I'll be very angry if you lose your head over some artwork. 1.2514 0.04170 175 141 24 10
3488 I gotta say Marg, those singing fish guys really outdid themselves this time. Did this thing come with instructions? 1.2514 0.04090 175 140 26 9
3489 You always get so involved with the art! 1.2514 0.04009 175 139 28 8
3490 After a failed attempt at doxing, Mufasa's revenge was finally complete. 1.2514 0.04028 179 143 27 9
3491 did't know he still had it in him! 1.2514 0.03787 179 140 33 6
3492 Life's too short for tame decor. 1.2514 0.03949 179 142 29 8
3493 So have you found the cork? 1.2514 0.03703 179 139 35 5
3494 I understand he came from a circus. 1.2514 0.03703 179 139 35 5
3495 And now you've literally lost your mind. 1.2514 0.03703 179 139 35 5
3496 A little lower, and way right ought to do it 1.2514 0.03734 183 143 34 6
3497 Just a hair more to the left... 1.2514 0.03814 183 144 32 7
3498 I married the King of the Bungle. 1.2514 0.03891 183 145 30 8
3499 Watch out, Jim. It's the mouth that roared. 1.2513 0.03761 187 147 33 7
3500 Okay, now, very carefully, move to the left and apply. 1.2513 0.03910 187 149 29 9
3501 Stan, I think you need a drink. 1.2513 0.03783 191 151 32 8
3502 Please, Harold, I do not want to be your trophy wife! 1.2513 0.03783 191 151 32 8
3503 you. idiot .. didnt you see what happened to ROY? 1.2513 0.03949 199 161 26 12
3504 That's not the kind of tête-à-tête I envisioned. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
3505 If everyone on YouTube was jumping off a bridge, . . . 1.2500 0.04284 168 136 22 10
3506 I warned you not to look a gift taxidermy in the mouth. 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
3507 I told you if you never ate pussy,the pussy would end up eating you! 1.2500 0.04239 184 151 20 13
3508 I guess karma will come back to bite me for killing this lion. 1.2500 0.03837 192 153 30 9
3509 Well, honey, you did say he was a man-eater. 1.2500 0.04069 176 141 26 9
3510 And many a wildebeest before you, darling. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
3511 I told you there was something gamey about that aftershave. 1.2500 0.03807 164 127 33 4
3512 Chew nicely or you'll choke! 1.2500 0.03999 164 129 29 6
3513 Looks like the fortune teller was right after all. 1.2500 0.03752 168 130 34 4
3514 Your phone is not in there! 1.2500 0.03692 192 151 34 7
3515 Edwin, who attacked who? 1.2500 0.03906 176 139 30 7
3516 I said when you go for your COVID vacination, be sure to be at the head of the line!! 1.2500 0.04270 164 132 23 9
3517 I told you to hold back on the wet food! 1.2500 0.04597 152 124 18 10
3518 Whom are you going to believe -- Me, or your lion eyes? 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
3519 When you inspect Le Lion's ailments, be careful how you pronounce the word "mange". 1.2500 0.03736 176 137 34 5
3520 It is not the portal to Narnia! 1.2500 0.03999 164 129 29 6
3521 Don't move a muscle Dick. You'll only infuriate him. 1.2500 0.03873 184 146 30 8
3522 March arrived really early this year! 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
3523 March is not going to get here any quicker. 1.2500 0.04023 184 148 26 10
3524 Leave him alone Leon! 1.2500 0.03989 176 140 28 8
3525 A bit more anti-clockwise. 1.2500 0.03938 168 132 30 6
3526 That’s the worst Joe Exotic impression ever. 1.2500 0.03837 192 153 30 9
3527 The lion, the witch, and - ah fuck it. 1.2500 0.04035 188 152 25 11
3528 Did you not hear me when I said you should kill it before you put its head on the wall? 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
3529 Honey, you always had a head for the sensational! 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
3530 How come we never talk anymore? 1.2500 0.03965 160 125 30 5
3531 Tilt it a little more to your left. 1.2500 0.04008 180 144 27 9
3532 I told you to stop using that ugly expression, "Bite me." 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
3533 Careful. He looks like he"s about to roar. 1.2500 0.03768 180 141 33 6
3534 Doug, I don’t know how to explain this, but I feel like the lion is staring into my very soul. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
3535 It says gift horse, not lions mouth. 1.2500 0.04091 164 130 27 7
3536 Hurry up, Tommy needs that ball for the baseball game. 1.2500 0.04027 168 133 28 7
3537 Could you move it up a little bit more and a tad bit mor to your left? 1.2500 0.03929 180 143 29 8
3538 That ain't no way to hide your lion eyes. 1.2500 0.04084 180 145 25 10
3539 George,I told you it’s not in there! 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
3540 I TOLD you he was real! Why can’t you ever trust me? 1.2500 0.03635 184 143 36 5
3541 Did you really believe that!?! "In the jungle-the mighty jungle-the lion sleeps tonight" 1.2500 0.03989 176 140 28 8
3542 Yeah, you thought the automatic roar function was necessary. 1.2500 0.04295 172 140 21 11
3543 Well, at least you shot him before he bit you honey. 1.2500 0.04521 160 131 18 11
3544 Now neither of you have any pride 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
3545 Wow—his playing dead is very next level. 1.2500 0.03790 172 134 33 5
3546 Oh Jerry, I never do tire of your retelling of that time on the Safari.” 1.2500 0.03938 168 132 30 6
3547 And you survived that hunting mishap how? 1.2500 0.03938 168 132 30 6
3548 I just knew you'd lose your head in some off-the-wall way over this obsession! 1.2487 0.03556 197 154 37 6
3549 Who knew big cats like head cheese? 1.2487 0.03890 193 155 28 10
3550 The lamp was better. 1.2487 0.03800 189 150 31 8
3551 We'll sue the taxidermist for failing to warn of posthumous revenge attacks." 1.2486 0.03854 185 147 30 8
3552 Still think binge watching the Twilight Zone was a good idea? 1.2486 0.03854 185 147 30 8
3553 Should I call Don Jr.? 1.2486 0.04139 181 147 23 11
3554 I'd be 'LION' if I said this wasn't funny —get it? 1.2486 0.04212 181 148 21 12
3555 Drop it, right now! 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
3556 That's wild. 1.2486 0.03803 177 139 32 6
3557 God dammit, I told you not get his blood all over the new rug! 1.2486 0.04049 177 142 26 9
3558 I knew your obsession with interior design will come back to bite us. 1.2486 0.03718 177 138 34 5
3559 I said: " 2 inches down and a little to the left. 1.2486 0.03969 177 141 28 8
3560 Are you dream taming again? 1.2486 0.04029 173 138 27 8
3561 Stop horsing around Harold, our vegetarian friends are arriving for dinner. 1.2486 0.03859 173 136 31 6
3562 Honey, I told you we should have just gone fishing. 1.2486 0.03945 173 137 29 7
3563 I told you that would happen. 1.2485 0.03917 169 133 30 6
3564 Maybe he isn't dead. You weren't the one who actually shot him Eric. 1.2485 0.03917 169 133 30 6
3565 I can't understand a word you're saying. How many times have I told you? Don't talk when you're in something's mouth. 1.2485 0.04006 169 134 28 7
3566 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said "Go get it Tiger!" 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
3567 Not in the den, Daniel! 1.2485 0.04006 169 134 28 7
3568 Look at it this way: It's no longer up your ass! 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
3569 Don't act so surprised. I told you I heard him growling. 1.2485 0.03826 169 132 32 5
3570 Good kitty! I got tired of Don Jr’s election BS too. 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
3571 Getting art as a gift is such an imposition. 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
3572 Honey, I think it’s really time that you let me give you a haircut and a shave 1.2485 0.04069 165 131 27 7
3573 And this is what I like to call the Siegfried & Roy. It's a riot when I host parties! 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
3574 Sweetheart, I know your hedge fund tanked. Just throw yourself out the window; it's a quicker death. 1.2485 0.04069 165 131 27 7
3575 Now I understand why the seller said, 'Sometimes you get the taxidermy, and sometimes the taxidermy gets you.' " 1.2485 0.03884 165 129 31 5
3576 Just a foot higher, Harold, and an inch to the right. 1.2485 0.03978 165 130 29 6
3577 I guess he's the king of the castle too! 1.2485 0.04069 165 131 27 7
3578 Wish I could see the other guy. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
3579 How am I going to explain this to the landlord? 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
3580 Almost there, hun -- put your back into it. 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
3581 We all chipped in for it but he paid the lions share 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
3582 Which wine goes better with humans: red or white? 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
3583 No one cares if you remove his epiglottis! Just mount him already!! 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
3584 John! Your keys can’t possibly be in the lions jowls!!! 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
3585 So this is basically what the Hedge Funds are doing. 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
3586 I believe the hook is on each side. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
3587 You're spending entirely too much time in there these days, Friedrich! 1.2484 0.03797 157 121 33 3
3588 I only wanted it a little further down on the left. 1.2484 0.03965 153 119 30 4
3589 No George, you started it. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
3590 You’re moving it again!? That’s the third time this week! Also you do realize it has handles, right? 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
3591 Speak up. I’m losing you. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
3592 Two heads are better then one! 1.2476 0.03718 206 165 31 10
3593 I can't believe this - that taxidermist charged me two thousand dollars! 1.2474 0.03997 190 154 25 11
3594 Clearly, someone cannot handle edibles. 1.2473 0.03836 186 148 30 8
3595 Hear that? It's called quiet chewing. 1.2472 0.04028 178 143 26 9
3596 Household accidents are unbelievably common. 1.2472 0.03700 178 139 34 5
3597 So you CAN get your head stuck in here - I knew you were lion! 1.2472 0.03867 178 141 30 7
3598 Not on the carpet, Leo! Don't throw up on the carpet! 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
3599 Are you on a call?” 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
3600 I won't argue, when he calls you a cowardly lion, he deserves what he gets. 1.2471 0.03752 174 136 33 5
3601 Song...five words..."Walk on the Wild Side"?" 1.2471 0.04239 170 138 22 10
3602 Your head is just the right size-I made safari reservations. 1.2471 0.03714 170 132 34 4
3603 Well, at least, you're not stuck in the usual end this time. 1.2471 0.03897 170 134 30 6
3604 How many times have I told You to let sleeping lions lie??? 1.2471 0.03897 170 134 30 6
3605 she won’t let go until you apologize. 1.2471 0.03985 170 135 28 7
3606 Darling, wait until our company arrives to re-create your safari experience. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
3607 Try holding still or making loud noises. 1.2470 0.03863 166 130 31 5
3608 So it’s politically correct; I still don’t like it. 1.2470 0.04310 166 135 21 10
3609 Well what did you expect? You're only King of the Castle. 1.2470 0.03863 166 130 31 5
3610 I told you, we were supposed to kill it first! 1.2470 0.04394 166 136 19 11
3611 I bet Eric and Don Junior don't have this trouble with their trophies. 1.2470 0.04224 166 134 23 9
3612 Almost, a little to your left. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
3613 Well, it was either this or that monkey's paw. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
3614 I’ve heard of immersive art, but this is going too far! 1.2470 0.03863 166 130 31 5
3615 I told you to avoid Starving Students Taxidermy but you would’t listen... 1.2469 0.04113 162 129 26 7
3616 Bodiless lion? No, headless man. 1.2469 0.03922 162 127 30 5
3617 Fred! Get your head out of there! You are damaging the lion's teeth!" 1.2468 0.04461 158 129 19 10
3618 Ralph, you were sexier with your head in the sand. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
3619 Your melodramatic intent is only exceeded by your unintended comedic outcome. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
3620 it’s already stuffed. 1.2468 0.04551 158 130 17 11
3621 You've really got to give up on your dream of ever becoming a lion tamer, Henry. 1.2468 0.04448 154 125 20 9
3622 It's an original Siegfried. 1.2468 0.04152 154 122 26 6
3623 I knew I heard the ocean 1.2468 0.04253 154 123 24 7
3624 Did you find your keys? 1.2467 0.04224 150 119 25 6
3625 You got ripped off; it was obviously a circus lion. 1.2467 0.04006 150 117 29 4
3626 I told you not to get too close! 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
3627 I have always been a firm believer in karma, dear. 1.2467 0.04006 150 117 29 4
3628 Works for me Jim. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
3629 Atta boy, a little more to the left and it’s just about centered! 1.2462 0.03642 195 154 34 7
3630 I’ll get the pliers. 1.2460 0.03741 187 148 32 7
3631 What did you expect? He’s getting even! 1.2460 0.03741 187 148 32 7
3632 I think it looked better in the wardrobe. 1.2459 0.03949 183 147 27 9
3633 I warned you about being too consumed. 1.2458 0.03682 179 140 34 5
3634 Who are you looking for, Donald jr.? 1.2458 0.03929 179 143 28 8
3635 You and your love for MGM! 1.2458 0.03766 179 141 32 6
3636 He thought you said, "let us be prey". 1.2458 0.03682 179 140 34 5
3637 Relax, Leo. He’s not moving in.” 1.2458 0.04162 179 146 22 11
3638 Perhaps the vegans are on to something. 1.2457 0.04070 175 141 25 9
3639 Dorothy moves to New York, where the Lion finally finds his courage 1.2457 0.03905 175 139 29 7
3640 I realize it's for your online lion taming course, but does it have to be in the living room? 1.2457 0.03644 175 136 35 4
3641 No, I'd say it's you who bit off more than you can chew when you decided that we didn't need any help hanging it up. 1.2457 0.03820 175 138 31 6
3642 HAND ME THE STOOL! HAND ME THE STOOL! 1.2457 0.03905 175 139 29 7
3643 It's still too high, I told you it needs to be at eye level. 1.2457 0.03733 175 137 33 5
3644 Honey, I told you not to go hunting with Don, Jr. and Eric! 1.2457 0.03988 175 140 27 8
3645 I guess you're only king of the concrete jungle... 1.2456 0.04050 171 137 26 8
3646 Well you're the one who believes in Karma. 1.2456 0.03876 171 135 30 6
3647 Don't you now wish that you were born under Pisces? 1.2456 0.03964 171 136 28 7
3648 Here’s the catnip you asked for.... 1.2456 0.04134 171 138 24 9
3649 I think it's time to upgrade your mane frame. 1.2456 0.04050 171 137 26 8
3650 When urban jungle bites back... 1.2455 0.03748 167 130 33 4
3651 Got your cat tongue? 1.2455 0.04201 167 135 23 9
3652 OK, Harry, I’ve got it! Androcles! 1.2455 0.04026 167 133 27 7
3653 You’re mask-backwards. 1.2455 0.04370 167 137 19 11
3654 For goodness sake’s you’re not the circus anymore just hang the dang picture 1.2454 0.04272 163 132 22 9
3655 No, I said a little to the right. To the RIGHT! 1.2454 0.04091 163 130 26 7
3656 Yeah, 'Bites the head that hangs you.' Hysterical, Mare. 1.2453 0.04158 159 127 25 7
3657 Ever since he found his courage he tastes everyone 1.2453 0.03860 159 124 31 4
3658 He old you in Tanzania that he would get his revenge eventually. 1.2453 0.04345 159 129 21 9
3659 I’m sad too, honey, but I’m pretty sure Siegfried & Roy wouldn’t have wanted this. 1.2453 0.04345 159 129 21 9
3660 Daniel in the lion's dentures. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
3661 Roy? ROY! 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
3662 And your Ringling Brothers training kicks in when? 1.2452 0.03920 155 121 30 4
3663 DANIEL....what IN God's name?!?! 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
3664 That's not what I meant when I said you should get back into your hobbies. 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
3665 A little more to the right. And use your knees to lift. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
3666 Cat got your lung, honey? 1.2448 0.03747 192 153 31 8
3667 You didn't tell me that it came with a person attached 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
3668 Oh shit, not again! 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
3669 Honey, when you done playing with the cat I thought you could fix the sink 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
3670 Exactly what I didn’t want - someone else in this house chewing too loudly. 1.2446 0.04004 184 149 25 10
3671 Mary, I need a toothpick! 1.2444 0.03909 180 144 28 8
3672 I think I found his courage. 1.2443 0.03626 176 137 35 4
3673 Hon. Hon. I don't think you're gonna find the car keys in there. 1.2443 0.03801 176 139 31 6
3674 Only a dentist would hang it that way! 1.2443 0.04049 176 142 25 9
3675 A bit further down 1.2443 0.03714 176 138 33 5
3676 The other right 1.2443 0.03714 176 138 33 5
3677 So what did I tell you about butting your head into other people's business? 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
3678 A little to the left and up, Harold 1.2442 0.03857 172 136 30 6
3679 You do know that's not the way to Narnia? 1.2442 0.03857 172 136 30 6
3680 Your decor is very tasteful! 1.2442 0.04029 172 138 26 8
3681 Allright, fine! You win! You made your point, Mr. figurative speech. 1.2442 0.03944 172 137 28 7
3682 I told you not to buy that... 1.2442 0.04029 172 138 26 8
3683 I didn't think you were into that stuff, honey. 1.2442 0.03857 172 136 30 6
3684 Down about four inches on your left. That will be perfect. 1.2442 0.03676 172 134 34 4
3685 When he's all gone,you can have your wine. 1.2442 0.03767 172 135 32 5
3686 I admire your honesty for admitting that the lion choked to death on you. 1.2441 0.03624 213 171 32 10
3687 A little lower ... 1.2440 0.03823 168 132 31 5
3688 I warned you he looked hungry! 1.2440 0.03728 168 131 33 4
3689 Remember the mane! 1.2440 0.03823 168 132 31 5
3690 Who’s the King of this Castle now? 1.2440 0.04005 168 134 27 7
3691 Well, George, it's better than if I said "Eat your heart out" 1.2440 0.03728 168 131 33 4
3692 The lion didn't sleep tonight, damn it! 1.2440 0.04263 168 137 21 10
3693 What goes around, comes around, Harold. 1.2440 0.04263 168 137 21 10
3694 I had always imagined you would end up in the belly of the beast! 1.2440 0.03915 168 133 29 6
3695 Yes, the top does need to go a little to the left, but what are you doing about the teeth? 1.2440 0.03631 168 130 35 3
3696 I told you to not look a gift lion in the mouth. 1.2439 0.04068 164 131 26 7
3697 Told you not to buy Neo-realist artists 1.2439 0.03782 164 128 32 4
3698 A little higher . . . Now to the right . . . Do not tell me to shut-up! 1.2439 0.04248 164 133 22 9
3699 Do you think he needs to go to the dentist? 1.2439 0.03975 164 130 28 6
3700 This I not exactly what I meant when I said that I never want to see your stupid face again. 1.2439 0.03880 164 129 30 5
3701 Don’t hang it any lower. 1.2439 0.04159 164 132 24 8
3702 This is the Third Time! Are you sure the Brain was dead when you had it mounted? 1.2437 0.04229 160 129 23 8
3703 If you’d taken my advice and shot a warthog, I could have helped. 1.2437 0.04039 160 127 27 6
3704 That wasn’t the pussy I was referring to when I asked you to give head! 1.2437 0.04671 160 134 13 13
3705 How's that? 1.2437 0.04039 160 127 27 6
3706 Don't you think you're taking performance art a little too far. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
3707 Spit him out - It is not Roy! 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
3708 It looks better when you're not part of the trophy. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
3709 I'm telling you Paul...you're either going to need to lean to the left or it's going to be crooked. 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
3710 It's about time animals got some revenge. 1.2435 0.03802 193 155 29 9
3711 I'd find that hard to swallow. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
3712 Now let me try it. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
3713 I didn't realize you were so into art. 1.2434 0.04378 152 123 21 8
3714 Wow Hal, you are really getting into art! 1.2434 0.04476 152 124 19 9
3715 I''m not sure I'd call that progress, Don. The sun don't shine there either. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
3716 If you are going to stick your head in something try the other end. 1.2434 0.04378 152 123 21 8
3717 I don’t care how he tastes, a deal is a deal. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
3718 Try another wall. 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
3719 Maybe it wasn't a bargain after all. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
3720 Don't worry, he's a vegetarian 1.2432 0.03678 185 146 33 6
3721 Please keep your head in this - it's still not straight." 1.2432 0.04025 148 116 28 4
3722 Perfect, don't move! Your shirt and trousers complement the colors in the lamp. 1.2431 0.03810 181 144 30 7
3723 Don’t worry, he doesn’t bite. 1.2431 0.03729 181 143 32 6
3724 This better be the last time you tell me that you have "skin in the game"! 1.2431 0.04648 144 118 17 9
3725 Don't think you can hide behind that ridiculous trophy. 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
3726 Freud would say that you've always wanted to run away and join the circus. 1.2428 0.03748 173 136 32 5
3727 Honey, I know you miss Siegfried and Roy, but is this necessary? 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
3728 Don't try to speak through a full mouth 1.2428 0.03837 173 137 30 6
3729 Be careful, Honey. This lion wasn't trained. 1.2428 0.03837 173 137 30 6
3730 You are ahead on the endangered species list. 1.2428 0.03564 173 134 36 3
3731 Growing your hair out, honey? 1.2428 0.03837 173 137 30 6
3732 Lower the left a little! 1.2426 0.03984 169 135 27 7
3733 Did you get a warranty from the taxidermist? 1.2426 0.03984 169 135 27 7
3734 Please, Frank. Just tell him you're sorry and that you really like the Stafford trade. 1.2426 0.03894 169 134 29 6
3735 Okay you two, break it up! There’s plenty of me for both of you! 1.2426 0.04157 169 137 23 9
3736 Larry would you lay off the dentist jokes. 1.2426 0.03803 169 133 31 5
3737 No dear, I meant you have to change your lyin' ways 1.2426 0.03894 169 134 29 6
3738 Are we playing cat and mouse again? 1.2424 0.04046 165 132 26 7
3739 oh! I thought it was dead 1.2424 0.03859 165 130 30 5
3740 I think you bit of more than you can chew. 1.2424 0.03954 165 131 28 6
3741 What have I always said? You don't get a doctor, lawyer or taxidermist through Groupon. 1.2424 0.03954 165 131 28 6
3742 I said hang him don’t feed him. 1.2424 0.03954 165 131 28 6
3743 It's karma, Karl. 1.2424 0.03954 165 131 28 6
3744 Hakuna Matata! 1.2424 0.03521 198 156 36 6
3745 A little towards the gnu. Too much. Back towards the antelope. 1.2424 0.03762 165 129 32 4
3746 Stuffing it, again! 1.2424 0.03663 165 128 34 3
3747 Youre headed in the wrong direction 1.2423 0.03784 194 156 29 9
3748 I only told you that I wanted you to get ahead. 1.2422 0.04205 161 130 23 8
3749 I told you catch-and-release hunting wasn't going to work! 1.2422 0.03818 161 126 31 4
3750 OK, dear. You win. I'll get the Covid vaccine. Now please take off that ridiculous mask! 1.2422 0.04016 161 128 27 6
3751 Cut it out! This isn't a circus. 1.2422 0.04016 161 128 27 6
3752 Buyer's remorse Honey? 1.2422 0.04205 161 130 23 8
3753 Sure now you say you can’t here me. What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue? 1.2422 0.04297 161 131 21 9
3754 Honey can you see if my camera is in there somewhere? 1.2420 0.04371 157 128 20 9
3755 The closest you're going to get to our 2020 cancelled African Safari! 1.2420 0.03980 157 124 28 5
3756 If you can't do it Siegfried, I'm going to call Roy." 1.2420 0.04371 157 128 20 9
3757 This has been the third incident since the ASPCA and the American Humane Society started regulating taxidermy. 1.2420 0.04371 157 128 20 9
3758 Looks like you’re in up to your head. 1.2420 0.04277 157 127 22 8
3759 Harold never did remember to feed the cat. 1.2420 0.04277 157 127 22 8
3760 Hide and seek? Big game? 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
3761 Richard, that can't be more effective protection than an N95. 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
3762 Honey, there’s a human taxidermy attached to you again. 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
3763 You should have moved it to the left like I said. 1.2418 0.03792 182 145 30 7
3764 I guess turnabout is fair play, eh, lover boy? 1.2418 0.03711 182 144 32 6
3765 Three times I've told you it's crooked, but do you listen! 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
3766 OK you’re the Lion King, now’ have dinner! 1.2416 0.03928 178 143 27 8
3767 I told you he would recognize you as a Trump son. It's a lion thing! 1.2416 0.04086 178 145 23 10
3768 You’re lion to me. 1.2416 0.03846 178 142 29 7
3769 PUT... THE CANDLE... BACK! 1.2416 0.04008 178 144 25 9
3770 I KEEP TELLING YOU NOT TO MOVE THE PICTURE 1.2416 0.04086 178 145 23 10
3771 Honey, I'm not sure I like this game! 1.2414 0.03639 174 136 34 4
3772 HAROLD! Don't drop the art! 1.2414 0.03729 174 137 32 5
3773 Honey, you’re gonna leave a stain on the carpet. 1.2414 0.03903 174 139 28 7
3774 it’s probably no real comfort at this point ... but when he’s finished I could have you mounted 1.2414 0.04151 174 142 22 10
3775 An artfully perfect revenge. 1.2414 0.03729 174 137 32 5
3776 Dave, I know you're getting cabin fever, but can't you just drink more wine? 1.2412 0.03432 199 156 38 5
3777 Well, you insisted we look for a cheaper one online. 1.2412 0.03874 170 135 29 6
3778 I told you not to go to that discount taxidermy shop! 1.2412 0.04049 170 137 25 8
3779 The co-op board is not going to believe this. 1.2412 0.03874 170 135 29 6
3780 Check to see if i put that bottle of Pinot Grigio in there. 1.2412 0.03874 170 135 29 6
3781 It still needs to be a little higher on the right. 1.2412 0.03690 170 133 33 4
3782 Now that's true irony... 1.2412 0.03690 170 133 33 4
3783 I think he wants the trophy for his den. 1.2412 0.03783 170 134 31 5
3784 I guess that's what they meant with 'life-like'? 1.2412 0.03783 170 134 31 5
3785 That's definitely the lion's share! 1.2410 0.04202 166 135 22 9
3786 This must be Fortitude; they told me it was Patience. 1.2410 0.04024 166 133 26 7
3787 I definitely lost my ring in there somewhere. Just go a little deeper! 1.2407 0.04182 162 131 23 8
3788 Richard the Lion-Beheaded 1.2407 0.03994 162 129 27 6
3789 I told you to shoot him twice. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
3790 I still say it's more humane than killing it first. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
3791 Not a good way to get into art. 1.2407 0.03695 162 126 33 3
3792 You won't find your password in there. 1.2407 0.03897 162 128 29 5
3793 Here, Leo. Have a chardonnay with your head cheese. 1.2407 0.04182 162 131 23 8
3794 You should understand that I come from a decades-long career in an industry that thrives on schadenfreude. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
3795 They can smell fear from a lifetime away. 1.2407 0.03994 162 129 27 6
3796 When I said you should be doing the lion's share, that's not what I meant! 1.2406 0.03873 187 151 27 9
3797 How did you thing this was going to end, Harold? There are thousands of songs in the karaoke library. But no, you just HAD to sing “Circle of Life.” 1.2406 0.04019 187 153 23 11
3798 I stand corrected – your hunting trophies didn't make your head big enough 1.2405 0.04346 158 129 20 9
3799 Stop complaining! You're the one who is always saying, "Revenge is sweet!" 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
3800 From Simba's fangs to God's ears. 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
3801 Daniel,we need to talk... 1.2404 0.03929 183 148 26 9
3802 Admit that the wage gap exists. 1.2404 0.04079 183 150 22 11
3803 Thank God, I had finished my drink before this drama. 1.2404 0.03773 183 146 30 7
3804 I told you it needed to be a little higher 1.2404 0.03693 183 145 32 6
3805 There must be an easier way to make sure the hook is centered where you want it" Bob Greene, 917-696-6823 Bob@contourventures.com 1.2404 0.03929 183 148 26 9
3806 You're my mane man. 1.2403 0.04126 154 123 25 6
3807 I'm sorry but it came free with my PETA membership. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
3808 Your always looking for trouble! 1.2403 0.04022 154 122 27 5
3809 It's okay, dear. You already reenacted your safari hunt for me last week. 1.2403 0.03805 154 120 31 3
3810 Is this another Reddit thing? 1.2402 0.03573 179 140 35 4
3811 You’re still a donkey’s ass, John. 1.2402 0.03908 179 144 27 8
3812 You forgot to feed him again, didn't you. 1.2402 0.03573 179 140 35 4
3813 That's not the face I make. 1.2402 0.03827 179 143 29 7
3814 Some of your safari memorabilia just seems counterintuitive. 1.2402 0.03908 179 144 27 8
3815 Well? Is the uvula still there? 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
3816 Quick! Get my gun! 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
3817 At least you're not an endangered species! 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
3818 I told you, you shouldn't shoot them until after they've eaten. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
3819 I said feed the dog. 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
3820 He bites 1.2398 0.03534 196 155 35 6
3821 That's what you get for using Taxidermists-To-Go! 1.2398 0.03534 196 155 35 6
3822 I told you what happens when you mention his circus days. 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
3823 Can't you buy a normal back scratcher? 1.2398 0.04028 171 138 25 8
3824 Honey, maybe you've bitten off more than you can chew with this one. 1.2398 0.04028 171 138 25 8
3825 Still think taking pictures is lame, dear? 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
3826 That poor lion bit off more than he can chew! 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
3827 I think you're chocking him, honey! 1.2398 0.04113 171 139 23 9
3828 Maybe saving $100 at a discount taxidermist wasn’t a smart idea? 1.2398 0.03671 171 134 33 4
3829 Would you like a glass of Karma? 1.2398 0.04277 171 141 19 11
3830 Jimmy? Jimmy Hoffa?? 1.2398 0.04195 171 140 21 10
3831 Can you see the hanger, now? 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
3832 I can’t hear you, I’m being swallowed by a lion! 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
3833 Lionheart, Richard, not Lionhead! 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
3834 You can’t hide your lyin’ eyes! 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
3835 Well, lion can get you ahead. 1.2395 0.03818 167 132 30 5
3836 Shall I take a closely cropped photo? 1.2394 0.03854 188 152 27 9
3837 Good god Ed, I didn't mean literally! 1.2394 0.03927 188 153 25 10
3838 Here's your gin and tonic. It may relieve your catatonic state. 1.2393 0.03972 163 130 27 6
3839 Alfred, “Wrapping your head AROUND” the idea of mounting the lion, is NOT EXACTLY what you’re doing!! 1.2393 0.03876 163 129 29 5
3840 At least you're not sticking it up your ass! 1.2393 0.04249 163 133 21 9
3841 When taxidermy attacks! 1.2393 0.03675 163 127 33 3
3842 Don’t look at me like that, I’ll split the insurance 1.2393 0.04159 163 132 23 8
3843 You're sure you saw it eat your taxidermy antelope? 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
3844 I told you to never go near a lion, no matter how dead he tells you he is. 1.2391 0.03755 184 147 30 7
3845 And still he persists. 1.2390 0.04228 159 129 22 8
3846 I hope you're looking for the nail. 1.2390 0.04133 159 128 24 7
3847 It's your fault. As a retired Lion Tamer you should known about karma 1.2390 0.03936 159 126 28 5
3848 Experiential Art 1.2390 0.03936 159 126 28 5
3849 all circus acts start small. 1.2390 0.04133 159 128 24 7
3850 Dear, you can stop practicing. The circus closed due to the pandemic. 1.2389 0.03808 180 144 29 7
3851 We need to move that out to the garage. 1.2389 0.03726 180 143 31 6
3852 So you were lying. 1.2389 0.03726 180 143 31 6
3853 Oh, great, another mouth to feed. 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
3854 His roar is worse than his bite. 1.2387 0.03893 155 122 29 4
3855 Darling...for the 100th time, there is no portal to other worlds through the tiger's mouth...that kid at the garage sale just said that to sell the friggin' thing! 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
3856 I told you the singing bass was cute but you have to be different so it serves you right! 1.2387 0.04302 155 126 21 8
3857 I told you,Todd, it’s not in there. 1.2387 0.03999 155 123 27 5
3858 How many times did I tell you? Take care of it right away or it'll just get worse. 1.2386 0.03947 176 142 26 8
3859 So, taxidermist, veterinarian, what's the difference you said. 1.2386 0.04028 176 143 24 9
3860 He does this every time 1.2386 0.03779 176 140 30 6
3861 Did you think "the lion's den" was a figure of speech? 1.2386 0.03864 176 141 28 7
3862 Oh stop it, I’m not gonna bite your head off! 1.2386 0.03864 176 141 28 7
3863 I think you're getting ahead of yourself. 1.2386 0.04108 176 144 22 10
3864 You made your point, Max. I am NOT entertained! 1.2384 0.03724 151 117 32 2
3865 That sometimes happens with trophy wives, but this is a new twist. 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
3866 After you’re done can you spit back the wine glass? It’s good crystal. 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
3867 I told you not to do that while playing the Lion King soundtrack. 1.2384 0.03834 172 137 29 6
3868 Is this what Frank Buck meant by "Bring 'em back alive"? 1.2384 0.03744 172 136 31 5
3869 Honey, I really don't think the modem is in there. 1.2384 0.04007 172 139 25 8
3870 Well, this gives a whole new meaning to "head shot"... 1.2384 0.03921 172 138 27 7
3871 Is it necessary to clean that thoroughly? 1.2383 0.03854 193 157 26 10
3872 Turn it a little to the left and it's perfect. 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
3873 Try not to accidentally wander into the Capitol after the rally, Dear. 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
3874 I see you've met my new fang-shui wall decor. 1.2381 0.03606 168 131 34 3
3875 You never finish anything you start! 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
3876 Honey, I told you not to call him "kitty kitty". 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
3877 You and your Detroit football fixation! 1.2381 0.03703 168 132 32 4
3878 is it straight, i can't tell? 1.2381 0.03762 189 152 29 8
3879 Now that's what I call revenge.... 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
3880 I don’t like the decor either 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
3881 It's your own fault. You had beef tartarre on your breath and you got too close to him. 1.2381 0.03703 168 132 32 4
3882 Our taxidermist is passionate about mixed metaphors. 1.2381 0.03606 168 131 34 3
3883 Clearly Sigfried and Roy are irreplaceable. 1.2381 0.04406 168 140 16 12
3884 You know, that whole hair-growth thing is just a myth... 1.2378 0.03737 185 148 30 7
3885 Harry, I told you you're too old to join the circus, so stop practicing. It really creaps me out. 1.2378 0.03891 185 150 26 9
3886 Eh...things have gone bad with the new administration very quickly. The Sierra Club is on the phone, PETA is at the door and Don, Jr is downstairs looking for his trophies. 1.2378 0.04313 164 135 19 10
3887 Wow, how did the taxidermist make the saliva so realistic? 1.2378 0.04136 164 133 23 8
3888 The lion's LEFT needs to be a bit higher. 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
3889 Wait! I told you to hang it in the den! 1.2378 0.03757 164 129 31 4
3890 How many times have I told you - quit playing Jumanji!!! 1.2378 0.03855 164 130 29 5
3891 Babe, you're too close. 1.2378 0.03951 164 131 27 6
3892 A little more to the left and tilt up on the right. 1.2378 0.04225 164 134 21 9
3893 Jonah, you've got your taxidermy all mixed up. 1.2378 0.03757 164 129 31 4
3894 Yep, still got it! 1.2378 0.03445 164 126 37 1
3895 But you always said I was the trophy wife. 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
3896 Daniel, for God’s sake, think outside the den! 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
3897 I found it at a thrift store. It eats people but it was just too good a deal to pass up. 1.2376 0.03789 181 145 29 7
3898 Did you not read the warning? 1.2376 0.03789 181 145 29 7
3899 Harry, How much wine did you have to drink???? 1.2376 0.03708 181 144 31 6
3900 It looks like our friend is trying to wrap his head around how he got here. 1.2375 0.04388 160 132 18 10
3901 Is his apartment bigger than ours? 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
3902 Can we finish our talk about endangered species now, or is this a bad time? 1.2375 0.04110 160 129 24 7
3903 John! This isn’t how you get the Lion’s share of the furniture in the divorce settlement. 1.2375 0.04110 160 129 24 7
3904 Guess that lion's a head of you. 1.2375 0.04013 160 128 26 6
3905 Maybe he's hangry. 1.2375 0.03812 160 126 30 4
3906 Careful, meathead! 1.2375 0.04110 160 129 24 7
3907 You told me Karma's just a myth. 1.2374 0.04158 139 110 25 4
3908 This way I can see the nail in the wall ! 1.2373 0.03760 177 141 30 6
3909 No! No! Up a little on the RIGHT! 1.2373 0.03673 177 140 32 5
3910 Charles, now is not the time to recreate your favorite Mr Bean moments. 1.2373 0.03927 177 143 26 8
3911 I swear, I said lifelike. 1.2373 0.03844 177 142 28 7
3912 My dear, while we are part of a cartoon caption contest,I don't believe any caption could top the situation that you've created. 1.2373 0.04165 177 146 20 11
3913 C'mon, I can see you rolling your eyes at me! 1.2373 0.03760 177 141 30 6
3914 Oh Howard, if I hear that old hunting story one more time I'll scream. 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
3915 Simba! You deliberately disobeyed me! 1.2372 0.04466 156 129 17 10
3916 I told you that bacon grease should not be used as hair gel. 1.2372 0.03871 156 123 29 4
3917 You're lion to me again! 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
3918 Would you like some wine to wash him down? 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
3919 I said, " Try some more wine," not "Try on the lion" . 1.2370 0.04070 173 141 23 9
3920 Get your hammer? Well, it’s fighting you tooth and nail. 1.2370 0.03986 173 140 25 8
3921 Melvin, I found the corkscrew. 1.2370 0.03725 173 137 31 5
3922 No I said I lost my earring in line, not in lion. 1.2370 0.04070 173 141 23 9
3923 The King's head does not suit you 1.2370 0.03986 173 140 25 8
3924 Just because you're a doctor doesn't mean you have to keep saying "Open Wide" all the time. 1.2370 0.03986 173 140 25 8
3925 At least someone in this house is a direct communicator. 1.2370 0.03814 173 138 29 6
3926 I still don't think you are ready for Vegas 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
3927 Taxidermy is an imperfect science. 1.2368 0.03434 190 149 37 4
3928 Must be Wednesday 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
3929 Darn it! I got you a white wine. 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
3930 Oh, my goodness! What in the world did you do next?? 1.2368 0.03818 190 154 27 9
3931 Couldn't you have tried woodworking instead of taxidermy? 1.2367 0.03684 169 133 32 4
3932 Next time ask for help. 1.2367 0.04134 169 138 22 9
3933 Explain to me again how this is more ethical!? 1.2367 0.03778 169 134 30 5
3934 Look out Theo, your brother already lost an ear. 1.2367 0.03778 169 134 30 5
3935 AAAAAAGH! Do these pants make me look fat? 1.2366 0.03796 186 150 28 8
3936 Bobby, I’ve never felt more attracted to you 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
3937 I take it back! We can discuss our relationship another time. 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
3938 Man eaten alive by trophy lion." Weekly World New 1.2365 0.03651 203 164 30 9
3939 No, I said move it a little ABOVE your head! 1.2364 0.04022 165 133 25 7
3940 Higher on the right, Stan. 1.2364 0.04022 165 133 25 7
3941 I told you to hire a professional. 1.2364 0.03737 165 130 31 4
3942 That doesn't make you look like Gunter Gabel Williams ! 1.2364 0.04022 165 133 25 7
3943 And this is how we use repetition,trust and encouragement to train our big cats. 1.2364 0.03834 165 131 29 5
3944 I feel like it wants to be in another wall. 1.2364 0.04113 165 134 23 8
3945 Hmm, no, a little higher on your right; it’s not really straight yet. 1.2364 0.04022 165 133 25 7
3946 Herb! Will you finally stop talking about getting the Lions share!! 1.2364 0.04374 165 137 17 11
3947 Honey, don’t tell me you’re going to take this lion down! 1.2363 0.03606 182 144 33 5
3948 Now who's using too much teeth? 1.2363 0.03850 182 147 27 8
3949 On the other hand, it does make a great face mask. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
3950 You're letting your imagination run wild again, Harry. 1.2360 0.04273 161 132 20 9
3951 It doesn’t fit. 1.2360 0.03991 161 129 26 6
3952 I told you to have Bob hang it! 1.2360 0.04087 161 130 24 7
3953 But...the Bible does almost say 'a head for a head'. 1.2360 0.04273 161 132 20 9
3954 I just can’t seem to lion it up straight! 1.2360 0.03987 178 145 24 9
3955 Take your teeth off of his shoulder so that he can hang your damn head straight. 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
3956 They never forget! 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
3957 I think it ate the warranty AND the receipt, honey. 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
3958 Ok, now just move the right corner up a little bit. 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
3959 Babe, you're never gonna believe what happened again 1.2356 0.03522 174 136 35 3
3960 You shorted GameStop??? 1.2356 0.04049 174 142 23 9
3961 I told you we should've got one of those signing fish instead. 1.2356 0.03794 174 139 29 6
3962 So you were saying your spirit animal is a zebra, huh? 1.2356 0.03872 191 156 25 10
3963 What a cat-as-trophy! 1.2353 0.04112 170 139 22 9
3964 Now he is asking for some wine, Tom. What should I do? 1.2353 0.03701 187 150 30 7
3965 I told you to give that voodoo priest a bigger tip for finding that thing for you. 1.2353 0.04226 153 124 22 7
3966 Where the hell are my keys?! 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
3967 Given his mouthful, he has his lion's share. 1.2353 0.03778 187 151 28 8
3968 Sometimes the bear eats you. 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
3969 I don't know if it will help but if you move it about 10 inches to the left it will look so much better! 1.2353 0.03665 170 134 32 4
3970 It's not even the lion's share! 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
3971 Is he in there? 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
3972 Not quite dead yet, apparently. 1.2353 0.03759 170 135 30 5
3973 Wow! It’s really so realistic 1.2353 0.03569 170 133 34 3
3974 Well, that is a big cat-as-trophy 1.2353 0.03850 170 136 28 6
3975 You know, up on the wall like that it actually a little disturbing. 1.2353 0.03358 204 161 38 5
3976 Listen he's dead, there's no reason to sacrifice yourself. 1.2353 0.03850 170 136 28 6
3977 You didn't practice to become a school bus driver, why do you have to practice to become a lion tamer..? 1.2350 0.03832 183 148 27 8
3978 I told you not to check Cecil's teeth, dear. 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
3979 Are you sure it's dead? 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
3980 OK I get it, you keep the lion’s share of the furnishings 1.2349 0.03908 166 133 27 6
3981 Sorry, could have sworn that creature was dead before I had him mounted for you. 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
3982 Take a look, Harold. Don't you think it should go a little bit to the left? 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
3983 Whats wrong? Cat got your head or are you just lion? 1.2349 0.04266 166 137 19 10
3984 Oh God, not after losing bob to the wardrobe 1.2349 0.03855 149 117 29 3
3985 I still think it looked better in front of the library! 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
3986 On the positive side, it's really helped to keep your weight down. 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
3987 I could have had you stuffed and mounted too, you know. 1.2349 0.03855 149 117 29 3
3988 It's too high on the left. 1.2346 0.03550 179 141 34 4
3989 His constant lion came back to bite him 1.2346 0.03722 179 143 30 6
3990 Honey,Command strips might be another way to go... 1.2346 0.03637 179 142 32 5
3991 Well,at least it’s the front 1.2346 0.04122 179 148 20 11
3992 This is why I said you're not going back to the circus. 1.2346 0.03771 162 128 30 4
3993 Straightening the plaque would be easier if you weren't wearing your lion helmet, dear. 1.2346 0.04064 162 131 24 7
3994 Even he agrees that he should hang in the dining room. 1.2346 0.04064 162 131 24 7
3995 Originally I wasn't too keen on your safari hunting trip, but now in hindsight ... 1.2346 0.03871 162 129 28 5
3996 Oh damn: she's usually so good about not doing this on the carpet. 1.2346 0.04249 162 133 20 9
3997 Now you see how the lion's share of everything can backfire. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
3998 I specifically told the taxidermist to remove the body 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
3999 He must have been one of the 'Pride Boys'. 1.2343 0.04028 175 143 23 9
4000 Well, I am reporting those guys to the Super! I KNEW they had a cat in there! 1.2343 0.03687 175 139 31 5
4001 You're a RETIRED lion tamer! 1.2343 0.03775 175 140 29 6
4002 Oops— looks like the lion slept last night instead. 1.2343 0.03597 175 138 33 4
4003 What happened to the tail-of-the-tiger guy I married? 1.2343 0.03945 175 142 25 8
4004 Honey, he's asked that you place the Zebra rug beneath him. 1.2343 0.03861 175 141 27 7
4005 Revenge is a dish best served cold, Daniel 1.2342 0.04228 158 129 21 8
4006 Say hi to my Great Grandpa while you're in there. 1.2342 0.03931 158 126 27 5
4007 Like I said, trophy hunters have no brains. 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
4008 I've never met a problem a good webinar couldn't solve. 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
4009 Don’t get ahead of yourself Harry. 1.2342 0.03931 158 126 27 5
4010 Ok, Mr. I-got-this, do you see now why the instructions said, "bullwhip required"? 1.2342 0.03720 158 124 31 3
4011 I think it needs to go a little higher, Herb! 1.2340 0.03684 188 151 30 7
4012 Stop, you're hurting him 1.2339 0.04006 171 139 24 8
4013 For god's sake, it's only your head . 1.2339 0.03830 171 137 28 6
4014 I told you it wasn't earthquake safe 1.2339 0.03830 171 137 28 6
4015 Well, that’ll teach ya. 1.2339 0.03919 171 138 26 7
4016 You see, I knew we should have hired a TaskRabbit. 1.2339 0.04006 171 139 24 8
4017 Now spin your body around. 1.2339 0.04091 171 140 22 9
4018 Okay, how am I supposed to know if you blink first? 1.2339 0.04255 171 142 18 11
4019 I told you ya should’ve tipped the taxidermist. 1.2339 0.04006 171 139 24 8
4020 Honey when your done playing around with the lion can you get me more wine? 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
4021 Turnabout IS fair play. 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
4022 A little to the left honey, no down a bit, perhaps a smidgen back to the right, up a touch.....now it's crooked, twist left and I think you've got it! ... Nah, it just doesn't feel right! Back to the games room with it! 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
4023 Whoever said, "His roar is worse than his bite?" 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
4024 While you're in the wardrobe please get my flying broom out. 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
4025 Are you having another Francis Macomber moment,dear? 1.2338 0.03886 154 122 28 4
4026 Taking the fourth wall again? 1.2337 0.03734 184 148 29 7
4027 Sometimes you eat the lion and sometimes the lion eats you. 1.2337 0.03813 184 149 27 8
4028 Harold, maybe it was a mistake to take that online Masterclass in Creative Taxidermy. 1.2337 0.03813 184 149 27 8
4029 I see the problem now, there's a bolt back here. 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
4030 What difference does it make whether he was shot or choked on a bone? 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
4031 Funny. I always thought the gag reflex stopped at death. 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
4032 I guess my mother was wrong when she said you’d never “mount “ to anything. 1.2335 0.03697 167 132 31 4
4033 Hang in there Honey, he's almost swallowed his heartworm medication! 1.2335 0.03979 167 135 25 7
4034 Heads up! 1.2335 0.03887 167 134 27 6
4035 If you had just called the super, you wouldn't be supper. 1.2335 0.03979 167 135 25 7
4036 Stop talking! 1.2335 0.03697 167 132 31 4
4037 I guess it’s karma. 1.2335 0.03979 167 135 25 7
4038 Hunting is coming back to bite you! 1.2335 0.03979 167 135 25 7
4039 Regardless of the standard advice, don't 'hang in there.' 1.2335 0.03697 167 132 31 4
4040 We should probably stop buying all our home decor from that Pottery Barn they built on Indian burial grounds. 1.2335 0.03979 167 135 25 7
4041 Stop screaming, Francis. Have some pride. 1.2333 0.03787 180 145 28 7
4042 Should I call 1-800-Got Stuck in a Lion's Mouth? 1.2333 0.03948 150 119 27 4
4043 Looks like it's a jungle IN HERE too! 1.2333 0.03948 150 119 27 4
4044 Oh, that thing, just something I had lion around. 1.2333 0.03948 150 119 27 4
4045 I warned you not to get too close. 1.2333 0.03787 180 145 28 7
4046 Hmm. Let me guess. Still looking for that bitcoin password? 1.2333 0.03704 180 144 30 6
4047 I can’t take social isolation anymore! 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
4048 Some instincts are very difficult to overcome. 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
4049 How many times have I told you not to tease him! 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
4050 Stop playing around George, the antelope is getting cold" 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
4051 That's what you get for being greedy. You have a trophy wife you know!" 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
4052 I think you're getting ahead of yourself dear. A little more to the right. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
4053 You're finally ahead of the game! 1.2330 0.03536 206 166 32 8
4054 Uh-huh, revenge is indeed a dish served cold." 1.2330 0.03756 176 141 29 6
4055 After this pandemic,I will limit my alcohol intake. 1.2330 0.03579 176 139 33 4
4056 Ooh, he's so lifelike 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
4057 And here I thought you had the social distancing thing down! 1.2328 0.03666 189 152 30 7
4058 Maybe the lion should put it in his trophy room! 1.2328 0.03817 189 154 26 9
4059 No, you’re just consumed by guilt. 1.2327 0.03700 159 125 31 3
4060 I told you to patch that hole in the wall! 1.2327 0.03909 159 127 27 5
4061 Looks like he bit off a bit more than you could chew! 1.2327 0.04204 159 130 21 8
4062 Ok this charades game is getting carried away... cat’s got your tongue?” Jody Kinsey- Toronto, ONT kinseyjody33@gmail.co 1.2327 0.04010 159 128 25 6
4063 I will have to have a word with that taxidermist. 1.2327 0.03591 159 124 33 2
4064 It’s the eye of the tiger, not the mouth. 1.2327 0.04204 159 130 21 8
4065 Dear, I don't think that mask was approved by the CDC. 1.2327 0.04010 159 128 25 6
4066 Charles, I already told you that I didn't think performance art was right for the living room. 1.2327 0.04010 159 128 25 6
4067 A little bit higher and to the right, dear. 1.2327 0.04204 159 130 21 8
4068 Wow, well they did say on 1/3 off. 1.2327 0.03909 159 127 27 5
4069 I framed it for your murder! 1.2327 0.03649 202 164 29 9
4070 Hobbies are fine, but you might be getting a bit too involved . 1.2326 0.03898 172 139 26 7
4071 Acting out The Lion King again? 1.2326 0.03898 172 139 26 7
4072 Honey, I..must...admit, I certainly deserved this! 1.2326 0.03720 172 137 30 5
4073 Honey, MGM has been using a video of the same lion for decades. You're not gonna get the job. 1.2324 0.03794 185 150 27 8
4074 Really Frank? You think by crawling into a lion it will relieve you of alimony?! 1.2324 0.03554 185 147 33 5
4075 Oh, and that’s my pet lion-head, Simva. I should’ve warned you he likes love bites. 1.2323 0.03864 155 123 28 4
4076 Speaking of the circus,your mother is coming to visit again, 1.2323 0.04177 155 126 22 7
4077 You see, he didn't think it was crooked either. 1.2323 0.03971 155 124 26 5
4078 Mind you don't choke on his spectacles. 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
4079 I told you a stun gun wasn't going to be enough, but you wouldn't listen. 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
4080 a little lower on the right incisor 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
4081 Who's the coward now, Phil? 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
4082 YOU NEVER LISTEN!!! I SAID HGHER, LOWER ON THE LEFT! 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
4083 whoops...... 1.2321 0.03678 168 133 31 4
4084 We wanted colonial decor without the PETA backlash. 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
4085 Lower the left side a smidge. 1.2320 0.03601 181 144 32 5
4086 I was told these piece would spark joy. 1.2318 0.04452 151 125 17 9
4087 Cat got your tongue..........AND HEAD! 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
4088 Senator Mitch for Trump approval you enter from the other side. 1.2318 0.04646 151 127 13 11
4089 Being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble 1.2318 0.04351 151 124 19 8
4090 I guess he was upset about his head being mounted after all. 1.2317 0.03926 164 132 26 6
4091 Welcome to the urban jungle. 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
4092 I'm never going to a Taxidermist/Genetic Reanimation specialist again. 1.2317 0.03829 164 131 28 5
4093 Revenge! 1.2317 0.03628 164 129 32 3
4094 You are the one who wanted to open that third bottle of wine, Gerald. 1.2317 0.04376 164 137 16 11
4095 Simba, Wait! 1.2317 0.03926 164 132 26 6
4096 You're lucky it's already stuffed. 1.2316 0.03737 177 142 29 6
4097 I told you we should keep that in the wardrobe. 1.2316 0.03737 177 142 29 6
4098 I'm tired of all this being such a big game to you. 1.2316 0.03905 177 144 25 8
4099 Can you see where the picture-hanging hook is? 1.2316 0.03986 177 145 23 9
4100 Those Trump boys can’t do anything right. 1.2316 0.03724 190 154 28 8
4101 Hmmm...I think you're right that the clock looks better there. 1.2313 0.03747 147 115 30 2
4102 Just as I thought! This lion’s carnassial teeth are a quarter of an inch longer than they should be! 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
4103 What color did you say your keys were? 1.2312 0.04364 160 133 17 10
4104 Leave it to you to take the lion's share. 1.2312 0.03785 160 127 29 4
4105 Aren’t you supposed to be on the other side? 1.2312 0.03987 160 129 25 6
4106 Heimlich? Well that's idea. 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
4107 Honey, I've heard the story 100 times, but how did the lion do this when you were 400 yards away with a high-powered scope? 1.2312 0.04364 160 133 17 10
4108 If you want this drink, you're going to need to open wide. 1.2312 0.03987 160 129 25 6
4109 I'll let out a roar when it looks straight. 1.2312 0.03459 160 124 35 1
4110 I said left, Bruce. 1.2312 0.03701 173 138 30 5
4111 A little more to the left...and then I’ll give you a hand. 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
4112 Hey! There are better ways to find the nail? 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
4113 So, where should I put the litter box? 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
4114 So, are you a dog person or a ca- 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
4115 Tell the taxidermist I want a refund! 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
4116 This is not a man cave, it's a lion's den! 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
4117 Tilt him a bit to the left, swallow him whole and I think we’re good. 1.2308 0.03948 156 125 26 5
4118 Wow! It's so lifelike! 1.2308 0.03948 156 125 26 5
4119 Another flashback to your circus days? 1.2308 0.03937 169 137 25 7
4120 Lion, lion - on the wall, Who's the tastiest of them all? 1.2308 0.03842 156 124 28 4
4121 Yes, it's still just about feeding your ego. 1.2308 0.03461 169 132 35 2
4122 Oh honey I know, payback's a roaring pain in the neck! 1.2308 0.03658 169 134 31 4
4123 What's New Pussy Catttttt.....woahhhhhhh! 1.2308 0.03658 169 134 31 4
4124 Not exactly what I meant when I suggested you really need to get into something. 1.2308 0.03749 182 147 28 7
4125 Honey,you really can't do anything right,can you? 1.2308 0.04025 169 138 23 8
4126 Hakuna Matata I guess? 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
4127 That old shtick doesn’t work too well with a dead lion, Dear. 1.2308 0.03753 169 135 29 5
4128 I told you he was playing the long game. 1.2303 0.03885 178 145 25 8
4129 That's not a tongue, it's where I keep my purse. 1.2303 0.03718 178 143 29 6
4130 You got this from Carole Baskin, didn’t you? 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
4131 Honey, you didn't double-tap? I told you to double-tap. 1.2303 0.03609 165 130 32 3
4132 Are you looking for something? 1.2303 0.04179 165 136 20 9
4133 Honey, I'll bring your drink back when you're finished. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
4134 Don’t come crying to me. I told you.... Karma’s a bitch. 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
4135 I’m sorry dear, your voice is a little muffled, are you saying “Yelp, ball sign fun fun”, or “Kelp, small wine done done?” 1.2303 0.04179 165 136 20 9
4136 This was your mane event ? 1.2303 0.04089 165 135 22 8
4137 While you’re in there, check out the work they did on its tonsils. 1.2303 0.03902 152 121 27 4
4138 Don't take it lion down. 1.2303 0.03788 152 120 29 3
4139 You said it was a man-eater. 1.2299 0.03590 174 138 32 4
4140 Goodness, Harry, you don't have to prove anything 1.2299 0.03858 174 141 26 7
4141 This never would have happened with the rug I wanted! 1.2299 0.03771 174 140 28 6
4142 Remember that joke we told as kids: ‘how do you lose 20 pounds of ugly fat?’ 1.2299 0.03771 174 140 28 6
4143 So that's what happened to Margret! 1.2299 0.03590 174 138 32 4
4144 Fair revenge... 1.2298 0.03659 161 127 31 3
4145 The lion has gotten the best of you honey... 1.2298 0.03965 161 130 25 6
4146 Funny, weren’t we just talking about irony? 1.2298 0.03866 161 129 27 5
4147 Honey, I told you: It's the Circle of Life 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
4148 I said you crossed the line, not the lion 1.2297 0.04078 148 119 24 5
4149 Why can't we disagree without you losing your head? 1.2297 0.03725 148 116 30 2
4150 Apparently a lion also has nine lives! 1.2295 0.03731 183 148 28 7
4151 You growled?" 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
4152 It's karma, Jerry! It's karma! 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
4153 It's a jungle in here. 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
4154 I told you trophy hunting would be the death of you! 1.2293 0.03926 157 126 26 5
4155 You told me to use my head. 1.2293 0.04322 157 130 18 9
4156 Honey, I think the hook's just a little higher and to the left. 1.2293 0.04128 157 128 22 7
4157 That's it- no more catnip tea after dinner! 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
4158 Honey, if you get your head bitten off, can I put it next to the lion's, it'll look awesome? 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
4159 I gotta know. Are you going in for the night or coming out for our cocktail party? 1.2291 0.03783 179 145 27 7
4160 I know you feel embarrassed,but this is making it worse. 1.2291 0.03866 179 146 25 8
4161 No, no, no, Sandy. That's too far to the left. 1.2289 0.03883 166 134 26 6
4162 I think this may be illegal, Leo. 1.2289 0.03788 166 133 28 5
4163 Much like this lion, I'm dead inside. 1.2289 0.04328 166 139 16 11
4164 Darling, I hope the rest of him is not behind the wall. 1.2289 0.03690 166 132 30 4
4165 Didn't I tell you not to bet against Brady 1.2289 0.03781 201 166 24 11
4166 On the bright side Two Heads are better than one 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
4167 Kudos to the taxidermist 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
4168 Take him, tiger 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
4169 He overheard you say you tested negative. 1.2288 0.04300 153 126 19 8
4170 I hope it doesn't cough up a hairball! 1.2287 0.03663 188 152 29 7
4171 First word "lion", second word...lion, lion...lion framer! 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
4172 Billy,There is something I forgot to tell you! 1.2286 0.03752 175 141 28 6
4173 You always tell me when I've trying to solve a problem "oh, for heaven's sake, use your head". Nice to see you following your own advice. 1.2286 0.04006 175 144 22 9
4174 Harry, I'm telling you. Rex did not eat your lunch. 1.2286 0.03838 175 142 26 7
4175 Remember, you don't have the stomach to digest him 1.2286 0.03923 175 143 24 8
4176 Honey, get the laser pointer. 1.2284 0.03765 197 162 25 10
4177 I said six feet. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
4178 Don't feed the Lion." 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
4179 Jesus Frank, when you said having an animal head was eating you alive i didn't expect it to be this bad! 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
4180 How did you get through the TSA? 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
4181 It’s been two weeks, you don’t have to wear that in the house anymore. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
4182 I’ve never been one to put myself on display, but I’ve lost my pride. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
4183 I said it goes in THE DEN! 1.2283 0.03792 184 150 26 8
4184 If you think that he is going to let go now . . . . . 1.2283 0.03869 184 151 24 9
4185 Eaten by a wall lion, and you wanna go on a Safari?! 1.2283 0.03632 184 148 30 6
4186 So you lost your cell phone. Don’t lose your dignity as well! 1.2283 0.03945 184 152 22 10
4187 Stacy quickly realized “3 Ring Singles” was not a dating app for women seeking bachelors with bling. 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
4188 Uhh I think I'll just lose my 20 lbs the conventional way. 1.2282 0.04377 149 123 18 8
4189 Cough up the hairball or no more lives! 1.2282 0.03651 206 169 27 10
4190 It seems Art does imitate life! 1.2281 0.03621 171 136 31 4
4191 My mother always said you would be lionized. 1.2281 0.03806 171 138 27 6
4192 It's the only way that I can live life on the edge during this pandemic, Madge. 1.2281 0.03982 171 140 23 8
4193 Don’t you think he’s a little too realistic? 1.2281 0.03714 171 137 29 5
4194 Our taxidermist did a really amazing job. 1.2278 0.03691 158 125 30 3
4195 I warned you all of my cats were possessive of me. 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
4196 It's not everyday that you get an up-close encounter with one of the Jumanji extras. 1.2278 0.03691 158 125 30 3
4197 I warned you Dr. Palmer that Cecil would get you back. 1.2278 0.03846 180 147 25 8
4198 Payback Portrait 1.2278 0.03846 180 147 25 8
4199 See, we should have listened to the decorator. 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
4200 Cheryl, I found the leftover meatloaf you made. 1.2273 0.03732 176 142 28 6
4201 It's not perfect, but I still think we got a better deal than the neighbors. 1.2273 0.03745 154 122 29 3
4202 Can't you do anything right? 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
4203 I told you to stop banging your head against the wall over it. 1.2273 0.04274 154 127 19 8
4204 I told you! He agrees,it needs to be a half inch to the left! 1.2273 0.03732 176 142 28 6
4205 Oh, so that’s where you hid the tax returns. 1.2270 0.03850 185 152 24 9
4206 This is the last time we rent an apartment from an animal activist! 1.2270 0.04000 185 154 20 11
4207 Do you find your wedding ring? 1.2270 0.03532 185 148 32 5
4208 No-no-no! Farther to the left...and try to keep it level this time! 1.2270 0.03448 185 147 34 4
4209 Ed, I'm sure you didn't leave your keys there. 1.2270 0.03850 185 152 24 9
4210 Looks just as he was when the guide shot him. 1.2270 0.03620 163 129 31 3
4211 You’ll get a better perspective if you take a step out. 1.2270 0.03823 163 131 27 5
4212 Looks like there's still a little fight left in the old girl ... 1.2270 0.04017 163 133 23 7
4213 Honey, I hate to tell you, but Ringling Brothers went out of business in 2017. 1.2270 0.03921 163 132 25 6
4214 Wow, a painting can really be brought to life. 1.2270 0.03921 163 132 25 6
4215 That’s it! We’re getting you a bell. 1.2270 0.03823 163 131 27 5
4216 My new art piece will be the talk of my PETA cocktail party tonight. 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
4217 My new husband does not like this hanging... We are putting you in the garage. 1.2267 0.03786 172 139 27 6
4218 Lower, George—much lower. 1.2267 0.03961 172 141 23 8
4219 when you said you wanted to begin dental school, this isn't what i thought you meant. 1.2267 0.03875 172 140 25 7
4220 I just can't get into the headspace of your decorating decisions. 1.2267 0.03695 172 138 29 5
4221 No Fred that’s not funny! 1.2267 0.03917 150 120 26 4
4222 Honey I TOLD you this taxidermist had 5 stars for realism! 1.2267 0.03917 150 120 26 4
4223 Six degrees counter-clockwise. 1.2265 0.03663 181 146 29 6
4224 And Pierre said, "I don't care." 1.2265 0.03827 181 148 25 8
4225 Marjorie’s quarantine crafting just took a turn for the worse 1.2265 0.03746 181 147 27 7
4226 Nyom nyom nyom 1.2264 0.04272 159 132 18 9
4227 I told you there would be consequences to sport trophies 1.2264 0.04178 159 131 20 8
4228 Up 3 inches rotate it 7 degrees center-clockwise and then we will study it for a while 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
4229 Revenge is best served cold 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
4230 I told you it was too realistic! 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
4231 Just because they closed the circus doesn't mean you can bring your work home with you. 1.2264 0.03983 159 129 24 6
4232 I didn't say I would help. I said I would accompany you! 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
4233 I can't hear you; so this great idea of yours isn't "the next Billy Bass" and worth millions? 1.2262 0.03552 168 133 32 3
4234 Trump Jnr. shot it himself, we're keeping it 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
4235 Well that gives a new meaning to the phrase, "being lionized." 1.2260 0.03799 177 144 26 7
4236 I can only imagine what comes out on the other side of the wall! 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
4237 Don't the Italians say, revenge is a dish best served cold 1.2258 0.04347 155 129 17 9
4238 That lion's head does NOT go with those shoes. 1.2258 0.03597 186 150 30 6
4239 Watch where you're heading! 1.2258 0.03677 186 151 28 7
4240 First date nonsense: Stop, I haven't had enough wine for that to be funny. 1.2258 0.03677 186 151 28 7
4241 A little help, dear? 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
4242 This is what you get for buying that trophy from Don Jr.! 1.2256 0.03600 164 130 31 3
4243 I guess you shouldn't look a gift lion in the mouth, either. 1.2256 0.04178 164 136 19 9
4244 Don't you hear me? Perhaps to the left a little honey. Nah...Let's try it above the couch. 1.2256 0.03703 164 131 29 4
4245 I told you one day that lion will get his revenge on you. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
4246 Pierre. Darling. Come back to the table -- we can talk about _your_ favorite podcast. 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
4247 Don't worry. Wine can fix anything. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
4248 It's still crooked. Push the right side up a bit. 1.2256 0.04087 164 135 21 8
4249 Fred ...I said we have to go stand in line....not go stand in the lion ! 1.2254 0.04025 173 143 21 9
4250 Philby, I’ve warned you time and again to never get a head of yourself! 1.2254 0.03488 173 137 33 3
4251 Must you always insert yourself into the conversation? 1.2254 0.03766 173 140 27 6
4252 Well, roar to you too! 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
4253 When the endangered puts you in danger. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
4254 That's an improvement. 1.2253 0.03561 182 146 31 5
4255 Should’ve told him that to put one’s head in the lion’s mouth was just an idiom. 1.2253 0.03386 182 144 35 3
4256 I know you’re really into this one, but no way does it go in the living room! 1.2252 0.03894 151 121 26 4
4257 You can't look a gift horse in the mouth but nobody said anything about a lion. 1.2252 0.03779 151 120 28 3
4258 Yup, comeuppance. 1.2252 0.03779 151 120 28 3
4259 Okay, you're not overly cautious, now come back to the table. 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
4260 I'm not sure either of your heads looks good on that wall. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
4261 Finally! 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
4262 Clearly it wasn’t deliberate, dear. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
4263 I thought it just roared. 1.2249 0.03534 169 134 32 3
4264 You know, he's much calmer after he's had his drink. 1.2249 0.03821 169 137 26 6
4265 I told you to get your head out of your ass. Are you practicing? 1.2249 0.03821 169 137 26 6
4266 That's what you get for watching The Lion King too many times. 1.2249 0.03821 169 137 26 6
4267 Stuck again? I keep telling you we need a bigger panic room. 1.2249 0.03728 169 136 28 5
4268 Not tame enough, if you ask me. 1.2247 0.03695 178 144 28 6
4269 He definitely doesn't have tonsillitis. 1.2247 0.03695 178 144 28 6
4270 Well he finally got the nerve 1.2247 0.03608 178 143 30 5
4271 For God sakes, Nate. That's so 2020 of you. 1.2246 0.04602 138 115 15 8
4272 If a 'just few glasses of wine' got you into this situation . . . here, perhaps another will get you out of it. 1.2244 0.03703 156 124 29 3
4273 George! I said on the other wall. 1.2244 0.04125 156 128 21 7
4274 I don’t think it’s what Fauci had in mind. But whatever works! 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
4275 Really, Sam, that’s no way to die 1.2242 0.04064 165 136 21 8
4276 How many times have I told you . . . He hates being picked up! 1.2242 0.04064 165 136 21 8
4277 Well, they said to wear a face covering..." 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
4278 Should I dial 3-1-1? 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
4279 Nice to see you finally take some pride in where we live... 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
4280 Elmer! You know Leo doesn't like playing 'circus' these days. 1.2241 0.03834 174 142 25 7
4281 There once was a boy named Pierre. 1.2241 0.03834 174 142 25 7
4282 I told you that hanging out with DJTJ would come back to bite you. 1.2241 0.04086 174 145 19 10
4283 A little tilt to the left honey 1.2241 0.03747 174 141 27 6
4284 You’re not as impressive as the man in the circus was 1.2240 0.03709 183 149 27 7
4285 Oh geez, that's glory hole! 1.2240 0.03709 183 149 27 7
4286 Revenge is mine, sayeth the Lion. 1.2240 0.03743 192 158 25 9
4287 Simba gives head. 1.2240 0.03743 192 158 25 9
4288 Now, up 2 more inches on the right. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
4289 This might be easier if you take a step back. 1.2239 0.03628 201 165 27 9
4290 It's ultimately irrelevant who finally dominated when neither of you complements our color scheme. 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
4291 I told you it was a biting piece. 1.2237 0.03871 152 122 26 4
4292 That's the last time I give to the ASPCA! 1.2237 0.03757 152 121 28 3
4293 I thought he’d be more stoic 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
4294 You spent how much money just to do this stupid trick!? 1.2236 0.04131 161 133 20 8
4295 Leonard, don’t lose your head—but we’re all out of organic meat and red wine, again. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
4296 No more Disney Channel for you. 1.2235 0.03708 170 137 28 5
4297 You shouldn’t have made that trade with the shaman, Fred.” 1.2235 0.03980 170 140 22 8
4298 Don't worry, it's just a conditioned response. I'll get you some catnip. 1.2235 0.03708 170 137 28 5
4299 I get it! “Reed between the lion.” 1.2235 0.03980 170 140 22 8
4300 Um, a little to the left honey" 1.2235 0.03708 170 137 28 5
4301 Okay! You can keep the soul patch! 1.2235 0.03676 179 145 28 6
4302 OMG, I told you to leave that cavity alone! 1.2235 0.03843 179 147 24 8
4303 If you want to see DEEP THROAT, we can just rent it. 1.2235 0.03676 179 145 28 6
4304 OH MY GOSH! Stay 6 feet away. 1.2235 0.03843 179 147 24 8
4305 Stop! I told you! His name is Daniel! 1.2234 0.03641 188 153 28 7
4306 Sheesh! And I thought Siegfried and Roy had it tough. 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
4307 He always hated that shirt 1.2230 0.03814 148 118 27 3
4308 The less gifted Mr. Plath tries to do his wife one better. 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
4309 Jim’s not been the same since we got him a VR set. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
4310 The salesperson said it was stuffed! 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
4311 I'll be right out, my keys are in here somewhere. 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
4312 I guess he's not cowardly lion. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
4313 You're supposed to be the one hanging it,honey,not the other way around. 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
4314 Honestly, dear, I told you not to stop feeding him. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
4315 Safari, so food. 1.2229 0.03857 166 135 25 6
4316 It's at an angle - push up with your head. Just don't drop it! 1.2229 0.03857 166 135 25 6
4317 Would you like a wine with your dinner? 1.2229 0.03951 166 136 23 7
4318 He said 'look for the truth in Zion, not in lion'. 1.2229 0.03761 166 134 27 5
4319 Isn't it eerie how his esophagus follows you around wherever you stand? 1.2229 0.03761 166 134 27 5
4320 The digestive system still seems to be working! 1.2229 0.03663 166 133 29 4
4321 ”I did say move to your left. 1.2229 0.03663 166 133 29 4
4322 Oh my god -- it's going to fall on the floor and break! 1.2229 0.03900 175 144 23 8
4323 I told you not to place it at head & neck level! 1.2229 0.03638 175 141 29 5
4324 He was framed! 1.2229 0.03728 175 142 27 6
4325 I call this trophy “Who beheaded whom?” 1.2229 0.03815 175 143 25 7
4326 I guess I'll put on the leopard print. 1.2229 0.04145 175 147 17 11
4327 Glad you didn't stuff the whole animal. 1.2228 0.03609 184 149 29 6
4328 Gotcha! 1.2228 0.03441 184 147 33 4
4329 You can't escape from our divorce by hiding in the wall decor, Gerald. We've been over this ... 1.2228 0.03691 184 150 27 7
4330 Wow! That’s the lion’s share! 1.2228 0.03609 184 149 29 6
4331 Yep, Cecil's teeth look healthy! 1.2228 0.03925 184 153 21 10
4332 I know you wanted to be a veterinarian dentist but you should have started out with smaller felines. 1.2228 0.03441 184 147 33 4
4333 Again?! I keep telling you, your days in the circus died with him! 1.2228 0.03770 184 151 25 8
4334 Honey! Left side lower! 1.2228 0.03401 202 163 33 6
4335 How recent was that safari? 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
4336 Carl for the hundredth time, your old circus performing days don’t impress me. 1.2222 0.03572 180 145 30 5
4337 Maybe up your ass was better. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
4338 The sweet jaws of revenge. 1.2222 0.03871 171 140 24 7
4339 You can’t say I didn’t warn you! 1.2222 0.03206 180 141 38 1
4340 His uvula is vibrating and his tonsils are infected! 1.2222 0.03871 171 140 24 7
4341 The bathroom is down the hall on the left? Thanks. 1.2222 0.04200 162 135 18 9
4342 I don’t understand why the dealer thought it was in good taste. 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
4343 That was just my stomach growling. 1.2222 0.03658 180 146 28 6
4344 Sometimes — you just GOT TO scratch that itch. 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
4345 Put it back before the host sees you. I've always believed you were courageous. You don't have to keep proving it to me. 1.2222 0.03689 171 138 28 5
4346 The verisimilitude is uncanny Hal. 1.2222 0.03735 153 122 28 3
4347 I told you he’d want a head for a head 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
4348 I told you we should have gotten a copy of Christina's World instead. 1.2222 0.03658 180 146 28 6
4349 Doing your own taxidermy was a mistake. 1.2222 0.03465 189 152 32 5
4350 Darling, this looks like revenge. Do you want your wine now or latter? 1.2216 0.03561 194 158 29 7
4351 What did you expect to happen when you told him to comb his hair? 1.2216 0.03592 185 150 29 6
4352 I knew you weren’t that good of a shot. 1.2216 0.03708 176 143 27 6
4353 Leo can never let go of a grudge. 1.2216 0.03795 176 144 25 7
4354 Harold! I thought we agreed to go vegan in 2021! 1.2216 0.03620 176 142 29 5
4355 Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh get me out of here ! 1.2216 0.03620 176 142 29 5
4356 That’s why you should never wear a Velcro tie. 1.2216 0.04196 167 140 17 10
4357 I wonder what the other side looks like. 1.2216 0.03836 167 136 25 6
4358 Just tell it to get stuffed. 1.2216 0.03836 167 136 25 6
4359 Darling, this is Aslan, not the wardrobe. 1.2215 0.04078 158 130 21 7
4360 Oh Harry, you goof. You've caused me to spill wine on the carpet. 1.2215 0.03769 158 127 27 4
4361 I told you I thought the animatronics feature was a bad idea. 1.2215 0.03549 158 125 31 2
4362 It still scares me how close I came to losing you. 1.2215 0.03909 149 120 25 4
4363 So you’ve been lion all along. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
4364 It's OK honey - she has now agreed that 9/11 actually happened. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
4365 Okay, now try it alittle more to the left. 1.2215 0.04451 149 125 15 9
4366 The taxidermy is so lifelike, it’s frightening. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
4367 Neil, this Covid confinement has turned you into a beast! 1.2210 0.03640 181 147 28 6
4368 -Getting Ahead 1.2209 0.03576 172 138 30 4
4369 I know a plea for wine when I see it. 1.2209 0.03576 172 138 30 4
4370 You know, honey, watching you handle that trophy makes me thankful that we're not dependent on your hunting skills. 1.2209 0.03850 172 141 24 7
4371 Can't find the hanging hook, can you. 1.2209 0.04023 172 143 20 9
4372 His genus, “panthera leo,”is a real mouthful. 1.2209 0.03576 172 138 30 4
4373 You look delicious! 1.2209 0.03479 172 137 32 3
4374 So you agreed to disagree? 1.2209 0.03761 172 140 26 6
4375 We decided to combine our den with our living room. 1.2209 0.03761 172 140 26 6
4376 You'd better hope PETA doesn't find out about this 1.2209 0.03894 163 133 24 6
4377 Reliving your days in the circus again? 1.2209 0.03695 163 131 28 4
4378 Do we have any anti-biotic cream? 1.2209 0.03484 163 129 32 2
4379 Hang on, honey! I'll kill it with the bearskin rug! 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
4380 That's what you get for killing a man-eater. 1.2209 0.03894 163 133 24 6
4381 I told you you're the problem. He'd starve before he'd eat a good man. 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
4382 So Postmodern. 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
4383 That's not funny, Stanley. 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
4384 I suppose you're going to whine about having to do the loin's share again? 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
4385 This isn't what I meant by being more open-minded, Frank. 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
4386 I would explain but you would think I was Lion 1.2204 0.03574 186 151 29 6
4387 No Gordon, pest control don’t do house calls on a Sunday, it will have to wait 1.2203 0.03511 177 142 31 4
4388 If you needed help you could just ask!! 1.2203 0.03511 177 142 31 4
4389 Next time, try catching the mouse in the kitchen, before confronting the Big Game in the living room. 1.2203 0.03690 177 144 27 6
4390 I knew that fish oil conditioner you bought was a mistake. 1.2202 0.03908 168 138 23 7
4391 You do have your heart set on being a lion tamer, don't you? 1.2202 0.03624 168 135 29 4
4392 When you're finished with him, help yourself to some of this lovely malbec." 1.2202 0.03624 168 135 29 4
4393 We are Not moving to Detroit! 1.2202 0.03624 168 135 29 4
4394 What is this, some kind of reverse-Narnia situation?! 1.2202 0.03721 168 136 27 5
4395 Can you hand me a hammer? 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
4396 Just a little bit higher on the right. 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
4397 I told you not to put that there! 1.2201 0.03955 159 130 23 6
4398 Who do you think you are, Siegfried and Roy? 1.2200 0.04424 150 126 15 9
4399 Be careful! That was a gift from Shel Silverstein. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
4400 I knew this hobby would go to your head! 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
4401 Ok, move it a tad to the right and down about a hundred feet. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
4402 You see? By cooperating, you've both gotten a head. 1.2198 0.03622 182 148 28 6
4403 You got your hole in one. 1.2198 0.03537 182 147 30 5
4404 I told you how I feel about trophy hunting; it serves you right. 1.2198 0.03865 182 151 22 9
4405 What are you doing...that was my Mother’s. 1.2197 0.03650 173 140 28 5
4406 This isn’t the special occasion I imagined, but I think a glass of this Grand Cru Bordeaux would be fabulous with what you are having. 1.2197 0.03650 173 140 28 5
4407 You watched the Hercules film again, didn't you? 1.2197 0.03461 173 138 32 3
4408 You act this way every time I mention you didn't short GameStop. 1.2195 0.03775 164 133 26 5
4409 Is karma spelled with a k? 1.2195 0.03873 164 134 24 6
4410 I told you "humane hunting trophies" wasn't a thing. 1.2195 0.03968 164 135 22 7
4411 I could have sworn I put those keys on the kitchen counter. 1.2195 0.03775 164 133 26 5
4412 Head-to-head revenge 1.2195 0.03675 164 132 28 4
4413 Why do you even need your keys, hon? We can't go anywhere. 1.2195 0.03873 164 134 24 6
4414 So now your head is on his wall? 1.2194 0.04222 155 129 18 8
4415 He tweeted "It's FAKE NEWS and you're lyin' your head off." 1.2194 0.03577 155 123 30 2
4416 What's that you were saying about veganism, darling? 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
4417 I simply cannot wait for you to be able to do battle with your inner demons outside again. 1.2194 0.04121 155 128 20 7
4418 I’m not Audrey Hepburn and thats not funny. 1.2191 0.03494 178 143 31 4
4419 This trophy is going to be tough to swallow. 1.2191 0.03671 178 145 27 6
4420 I want to give you the lions share 1.2191 0.03583 178 144 29 5
4421 Next time they invite us over for hors d'oeuvres, I'll clarify. 1.2189 0.03887 169 139 23 7
4422 honey, I'm so glad to see you're getting into your work 1.2189 0.03795 169 138 25 6
4423 I'd be lion to you if I didn't tell you how silly your look, Ted. 1.2189 0.03887 169 139 23 7
4424 Would you care for something to drink with that? 1.2189 0.03795 169 138 25 6
4425 I said use your head, don't lose it. 1.2189 0.03795 169 138 25 6
4426 All things considered, you should probably hang this in the bathroom. 1.2189 0.03887 169 139 23 7
4427 You're about to bleed out and yet you chastise me for spilling a little red wine on the carpet. 1.2189 0.03605 169 136 29 4
4428 Your Leo is definitely in the first house. 1.2189 0.03795 169 138 25 6
4429 Hakuna matata doesn't extend to you. 1.2189 0.03701 169 137 27 5
4430 Ok, ok, I promise. After this, I'll do the Lion's Share of work around the house. 1.2189 0.03404 169 134 33 2
4431 Reliving the glory days again? 1.2188 0.03336 192 154 34 4
4432 If you’re serious, there are easier ways. 1.2188 0.03620 160 128 29 3
4433 That's what you get for making fun of my inheritance. 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
4434 The Endangered Species Act actually does have some sharp teeth. 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
4435 I guess you'll find out what we did with the body in a bit. 1.2186 0.03846 183 152 22 9
4436 Honey trust me. He'll release the jaw if you take three steps to the right and two forward 1.2186 0.03604 183 149 28 6
4437 Honey I'm stuck! 1.2185 0.03626 151 120 29 2
4438 Seymour. A little more to the left. 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
4439 It's alive, it's alive, it's alive! 1.2185 0.03746 151 121 27 3
4440 Please try to keep any blood off the carpet. 1.2185 0.04085 151 124 21 6
4441 The problem is you don't have a killer instinct. 1.2184 0.03722 174 142 26 6
4442 You’re right. It would make a great Halloween costume. 1.2184 0.03632 174 141 28 5
4443 Honey, is this supposed to happen? 1.2184 0.03444 174 139 32 3
4444 stop playing with that cat I got something I want to tell you 1.2184 0.03810 174 143 24 7
4445 I told you not to go on safari in Narnia. 1.2184 0.03810 174 143 24 7
4446 Come on, your medicine doesn't taste that bad. 1.2184 0.03722 174 142 26 6
4447 Oh, I like it. Just move it up on the right a bit. 1.2184 0.03539 174 140 30 4
4448 I didn't mean "heads up" literally! 1.2184 0.03444 174 139 32 3
4449 It's Mufasa's revenge! 1.2184 0.03539 174 140 30 4
4450 Yikes! Now ... what would Gal Gadot do? 1.2182 0.03755 165 134 26 5
4451 I know it’s virtual, but it still looks dangerous 1.2182 0.03552 165 132 30 3
4452 I'll see you next door in a couple of hours. 1.2182 0.03852 165 135 24 6
4453 You are hurting his throat! 1.2182 0.04039 165 137 20 8
4454 Justice delayed is justice denied? 1.2182 0.03946 165 136 22 7
4455 'Translation:"\ "thats's not what they mean when they say 'He was absorbed in his art"" 1.2179 0.04097 156 129 20 7
4456 I said--a little lower on the left! 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
4457 I told you not to wear your best shirt when you do this 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
4458 Cat got your tongue" is not an order sir 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
4459 All I said is that you’ve become rather predictable. 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
4460 Bernie, I told you not to go with the DIY kit. 1.2179 0.03652 179 146 27 6
4461 I like that look better on you, Fred. 1.2179 0.03385 179 143 33 3
4462 You are an idiot and we all know you didn't kill that lion! And if you somehow did, I was on his side. 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
4463 How am I going to explain this to the children? 1.2176 0.03775 170 139 25 6
4464 If you keep going, find out about the neighbors' furniture. 1.2176 0.03488 170 136 31 3
4465 It’s the only way we’ll know what’s on the other side of that wall. 1.2176 0.03775 170 139 25 6
4466 Face it Herman, he didn't eat yoir safari helmet. 1.2176 0.03866 170 140 23 7
4467 Hakuna Matata" hon, we can hang this one later 1.2176 0.03775 170 139 25 6
4468 Oh, for God's sake, Harry, that's not an ass. 1.2176 0.04211 170 144 15 11
4469 Interactional art is in, my dear, but it lets you out for cabernet. 1.2176 0.03586 170 137 29 4
4470 The Governor just said we all need to shelter in place. 1.2176 0.03401 193 156 32 5
4471 Darn - it was supposed to come pre-stuffed. 1.2176 0.03631 193 159 26 8
4472 Down, Leo! 1.2174 0.03707 161 130 27 4
4473 He who laughs last, laughs best. 1.2174 0.03502 184 149 30 5
4474 Olly, olly, oxen free Harold. 1.2174 0.03810 161 131 25 5
4475 Good to the last bite. 1.2174 0.04008 161 133 21 7
4476 You just have to be so literal 1.2174 0.04104 161 134 19 8
4477 I have to admit, that makes him look more like he belongs in a city high rise. 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
4478 I’ve been warning you that damn thing is still alive! 1.2174 0.03827 184 153 22 9
4479 Lion's Head revisited, eh? 1.2174 0.03668 184 151 26 7
4480 You didn’t listen! I said put bars on the frame and you didn’t listen! 1.2174 0.03810 161 131 25 5
4481 Cut it out, Mufasa! 1.2174 0.03600 161 129 29 3
4482 Heard from the lion’s mouth. 1.2172 0.03639 198 164 25 9
4483 I told you! Karma is a boomerang. 1.2172 0.03778 198 166 21 11
4484 No! No! I said a little to the left!! 1.2171 0.03960 175 146 20 9
4485 I told you not to go on that safari!! 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
4486 No, you shouldn’t go to the zoo wearing that mask. 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
4487 Now he's going to claim YOU as a trophy, too. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
4488 Yes, it is a very unique back-scratcher, but you're bleeding! 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
4489 Clearly it’s more than a handful. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
4490 how long have you been hiding in our wall? 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
4491 I know I said 'Put some thought into where you want to hang that,' but seriously....? 1.2169 0.03523 189 154 29 6
4492 Fine! I admit it, I was in a helicopter! 1.2169 0.03734 166 135 26 5
4493 I knew my keys were around here somewhere! 1.2169 0.03635 166 134 28 4
4494 You don't have to prove you still have what it takes to be a lion tamer, George. 1.2169 0.03320 166 131 34 1
4495 They don't even do that at the circus anymore. 1.2169 0.03734 166 135 26 5
4496 Sorry, the attack looked way more realistic in the jungle 1.2167 0.03459 180 145 31 4
4497 MGM's Leo gets Revenge! 1.2167 0.03548 180 146 29 5
4498 Do you want antelope for dinner? 1.2167 0.03548 180 146 29 5
4499 Please...Don't just eat his head! You'll get more protein and fiber if you finish him off! 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
4500 Lots of manley-men drink Rose. Try a sip. 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
4501 I promise it's not what it looks like. 1.2166 0.03537 157 125 30 2
4502 His bite is worse than his bark. 1.2164 0.03934 171 142 21 8
4503 How many times do I have to tell you not to hug that thing? 1.2164 0.03470 171 137 31 3
4504 I don’t know about this new performance art kick you’re on Gil. 1.2164 0.03755 171 140 25 6
4505 I thought I told you, stay away from “The Circle of Life”. 1.2164 0.03470 171 137 31 3
4506 I think you're feeding him too much. 1.2162 0.03650 185 152 26 7
4507 Didn't you say it was already stuffed? 1.2162 0.03730 185 153 24 8
4508 I guess it's payback time! 1.2162 0.03400 185 149 32 4
4509 Jason! You’ll hurt Mr. Lion! 1.2160 0.03581 162 130 29 3
4510 I told you—you're ly'in would get you in trouble sooner or later! 1.2160 0.03986 162 134 21 7
4511 Honey, do you want me to call 911? 1.2160 0.03789 162 132 25 5
4512 Yes, it's much better than face-painting. Did Detroit win? 1.2160 0.04265 162 137 15 10
4513 I should have warned you - that one's still fresh. 1.2160 0.03986 162 134 21 7
4514 I should have mentioned his attitude towards Democrats... 1.2160 0.03581 162 130 29 3
4515 Do you want to leave HIM your Safari Club membership? 1.2160 0.03581 162 130 29 3
4516 Next time I choose what goes on the wall! 1.2159 0.03595 176 143 28 5
4517 The man said we need to stop the lying, not the lion. 1.2159 0.03595 176 143 28 5
4518 Oh,Donald ... you lion fool! 1.2159 0.04021 176 148 18 10
4519 I knew it! I knew you were feeling down in the mouth! 1.2159 0.03595 176 143 28 5
4520 Yes yes grab my legs and back your way to the kitchenette. Then on the count of three turn clockwise but ever so gently. 1.2159 0.03595 176 143 28 5
4521 Bob, the lion's head didn't hide the remote! 1.2159 0.03771 176 145 24 7
4522 I think the nail is a little more to your left, above the cerebellum 1.2158 0.03426 190 154 31 5
4523 I assumed he would go for the kneecaps, too. 1.2157 0.03703 153 123 27 3
4524 I told you we should have impeached it. 1.2156 0.03903 167 138 22 7
4525 Told you Donald wasn't dead 1.2156 0.03714 167 136 26 5
4526 Well now you know you were too flippant about his roar. 1.2156 0.03714 167 136 26 5
4527 Sharon, you'd better get me my whip. He's still not tamed. 1.2156 0.03514 167 134 30 3
4528 More to the left, Donald Junior!" 1.2156 0.03714 167 136 26 5
4529 I thought you said that you were trying to put your head around the problem. 1.2156 0.03810 167 137 24 6
4530 Andy, your fixation with tonsils is getting to be really annoying. 1.2155 0.03700 181 149 25 7
4531 This is the last straw, you’re bringing that thing to the pound in the morning 1.2155 0.03352 181 145 33 3
4532 A little to the left,Stanley. 1.2155 0.03352 181 145 33 3
4533 I thought I told you not to bathe in zebra blood, Bill 1.2155 0.03782 181 150 23 8
4534 Well, Stuart, I kept telling you that those lies about running away with the circus would come back and bite you one day. 1.2154 0.03741 195 163 22 10
4535 Maybe stop saying “I don’t care”, Pierre? 1.2154 0.03597 195 161 26 8
4536 Here, give him a glass of wine to loosen his lips. 1.2152 0.04050 158 131 20 7
4537 Would you please get your head into doing this right! 1.2152 0.03739 158 128 26 4
4538 You can't just spit your food back out if you don't like it. 1.2152 0.03739 158 128 26 4
4539 Twist it 180. 1.2152 0.03846 158 129 24 5
4540 Just let go of the wine, Donald 1.2152 0.04050 158 131 20 7
4541 Still reliving those circus days memories? 1.2152 0.03630 158 127 28 3
4542 I thought you said the lion was cowardly! 1.2152 0.03739 158 128 26 4
4543 Honey, it's ok! This was part of the deal. 1.2151 0.03549 172 139 29 4
4544 you told me you shot him 1.2151 0.03643 172 140 27 5
4545 I know my AirPods are around here somewhere... 1.2151 0.03643 172 140 27 5
4546 Awww, kitty needs a binky. 1.2151 0.03735 172 141 25 6
4547 - Wanna drink right now? 1.2151 0.03384 186 150 32 4
4548 But, I told you - He didn't want his belly rubbed! 1.2151 0.03551 186 152 28 6
4549 Fuck! Help! I was pretending to be Siegfried & Roy....again. 1.2151 0.03711 186 154 24 8
4550 I can open the window for you, but please put on your glasses. 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
4551 It’s just an engagement ring. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
4552 So that's how you captured him. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
4553 Larry, I keep telling you not to shake the paintings before you hang them. It just makes them angry. 1.2147 0.03867 163 134 23 6
4554 Mane man. 1.2147 0.03666 163 132 27 4
4555 when was the last time you shaved? 1.2147 0.03751 177 146 24 7
4556 Don't I always say it's a cat-eat-dog world? 1.2147 0.03410 191 155 31 5
4557 Short hair looked more masculine 1.2147 0.03410 191 155 31 5
4558 Oh no, you weren't hunting with blanks again, were you? 1.2147 0.03410 191 155 31 5
4559 I don’t know, Arnold, but he keeps staring at me like he did just before charging our African safari guide and biting off his head...... I’m a little nervous. 1.2143 0.04117 154 128 19 7
4560 Good job! That head looks much better. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
4561 Oh, Elwood, don’t be such a cry baby. 1.2143 0.03694 168 137 26 5
4562 He was a man of refined taste. 1.2143 0.03596 168 136 28 4
4563 Stop it, Brian, we agreed to save him for dinner! 1.2143 0.03681 182 150 25 7
4564 UNBELIEVABLE!!! Amelia Earhart has a note in here, too! 1.2143 0.04218 154 129 17 8
4565 I can't believe all the things that lion did to pretend to be dead and catch his prey. 1.2143 0.03681 154 124 27 3
4566 But you said you tamed lions every day! 1.2143 0.03694 168 137 26 5
4567 The left corner could come up a bit. 1.2143 0.03681 154 124 27 3
4568 I said taxidermist, not tax his dermis! 1.2143 0.03882 168 139 22 7
4569 Looks like it's game over. 1.2143 0.03564 154 123 29 2
4570 Would you like me to call the democrats to help you get out of that mistake you got yourself into? 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
4571 Not funny, and you're not going to the Millers' party looking like that! 1.2143 0.03392 168 134 32 2
4572 I told you this was the lion's den. 1.2139 0.03590 201 167 25 9
4573 Oh dear! Now I’ll have to hang this higher. 1.2139 0.03693 187 155 24 8
4574 George,I don’t think the south wall suits him. 1.2139 0.03452 187 152 30 5
4575 It's not just tacky--it's grotesque. 1.2139 0.03434 173 139 31 3
4576 You know, that saying is not only about horses' mouths. 1.2139 0.03530 173 140 29 4
4577 You weren't lion about how life like it was 1.2139 0.03805 173 143 23 7
4578 A little to the left, dear. 1.2138 0.03824 159 130 24 5
4579 OK, now a couple of inches to the left. 1.2138 0.03609 159 128 28 3
4580 It's your own fault. The guide specifically said they're more dangerous dead than alive. 1.2138 0.04027 159 132 20 7
4581 I think you'll like it better at eye level 1.2138 0.03926 159 131 22 6
4582 Hey, leave a little something for his trophy wife." 1.2138 0.04027 159 132 20 7
4583 Didn't I tell you to bring a chair and a whip? 1.2138 0.03926 159 131 22 6
4584 He got you again, didn't he? I told you not to bury him in the wall, but just to cut his head off! 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
4585 he appears tough but there is some good marbling 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
4586 The piece is called "fall meals commeth before the pride." for a reason. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
4587 You give new meaning to "An Ass in the Lion's Skin." 1.2137 0.03755 131 104 26 1
4588 *muffled*See honey I wasn't lion about it being alive 1.2135 0.03732 178 147 24 7
4589 I asked you to watch “the ghost and the darkness” before you bought this— but noooo...! 1.2135 0.03558 178 145 28 5
4590 Since when you were a kid, you couldn’t run away to join the circus as a lion tamer. Now your wish came true. 1.2135 0.03468 178 144 30 4
4591 I said, ‘Cloudy skies and misty;’ not, ‘Close your eyes and kiss me.’ 1.2135 0.03646 178 146 26 6
4592 Oh, the irony." *wife screams 1.2134 0.03747 164 134 25 5
4593 Are you sure you shot him before you mounted it 1.2134 0.03845 164 135 23 6
4594 Definitely not there. 1.2134 0.03747 164 134 25 5
4595 I guess our kumbaya session went off kilter. 1.2134 0.03845 164 135 23 6
4596 I get SO excited when you play Hemingway! 1.2133 0.04292 150 126 16 8
4597 Looks like he’s ‘King of the Living Room’ now.” 1.2131 0.03663 183 151 25 7
4598 I hate to tell you this, but Ringling Brothers is no more. 1.2131 0.03663 183 151 25 7
4599 THat's exactly the right spot" 1.2131 0.03580 183 150 27 6
4600 Dear? Do you need a hand? Or maybe, a head? 1.2131 0.03580 183 150 27 6
4601 Dear, you are hanging it backwards. 1.2130 0.03769 169 139 24 6
4602 Looks like both the wine and the lion's snack can be characterized as "bone dry!" Author's note: Seriously, what the fuck more do you guys want from me? I submit an A+ cartoon every week and I'm never picked. It's so fucking annoying just pick me! 1.2130 0.04210 169 144 14 11
4603 Are you hungry? 1.2130 0.03861 169 140 22 7
4604 We both know that Narnia isn't in there, or in the witch in 3B. 1.2130 0.03769 169 139 24 6
4605 Where is the noise cancellation button! 1.2130 0.03674 169 138 26 5
4606 Taxidermy is not my thing, but I can see you're really into it. 1.2130 0.03769 169 139 24 6
4607 Om nom nom 1.2130 0.03674 169 138 26 5
4608 I said DIY, not DIE. 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
4609 Well, Jeremy, at last you're lionized. 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
4610 I told you that having a Trophy Wife is much better than getting a Big Game Trophy. 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
4611 You won't find the corkscrew in there. 1.2129 0.03433 202 166 29 7
4612 Honey, that was expensive and your ruining it! 1.2128 0.03740 141 113 26 2
4613 Vera didn’t realize she talked too much about her zoom chats with her friends until Chuck seemed to have a breakdown 1.2128 0.03597 188 155 26 7
4614 Henry, I told you to be careful -- but oh no, you never listen 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
4615 This pandemic is driving me crazy. 1.2128 0.03517 188 154 28 6
4616 I know this is our first party in a while, but I don't think this is a very impressive party trick 1.2128 0.03597 188 155 26 7
4617 It wasn’t dead! 1.2126 0.03785 174 144 23 7
4618 I would say that's payback! 1.2126 0.03512 174 141 29 4
4619 Well, at least we got a good deal on Don Junior’s old place. 1.2126 0.03697 174 143 25 6
4620 This is the most action I've had all year. 1.2126 0.03512 174 141 29 4
4621 Not what I meant when I said 'Don't get ahead of yourself'! 1.2126 0.03416 174 140 31 3
4622 This isn’t what they meant by going Paleo, is it? 1.2125 0.04100 160 134 18 8
4623 He still has bad breath! 1.2125 0.03697 160 130 26 4
4624 Dammit Stan, you are busting his whiskers! We'll never live it down. 1.2125 0.03478 160 128 30 2
4625 I told you to never feed him with your mouth. 1.2125 0.03802 160 131 24 5
4626 I guess the big ones get nine lives too. 1.2125 0.04003 160 133 20 7
4627 Jim, stop looking so down in the mouth. You're worrying me! 1.2125 0.03589 160 129 28 3
4628 It took offense when you claimed you’re king of this abode. 1.2125 0.03802 160 131 24 5
4629 Had to imitate Siegfried and Roy every time. 1.2125 0.04100 160 134 18 8
4630 Just a little lower and a few inches to the left! 1.2123 0.04260 146 122 17 7
4631 Honey! You said the lion sleeps tonight! Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away... 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
4632 Hang it in the garage with the other widlife you ran over in your car." 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
4633 I'm drunk but that lions biting your head off 1.2123 0.03713 179 148 24 7
4634 We've all had it up to here with your mansplaining. 1.2123 0.03713 179 148 24 7
4635 Is he going to need a tonsillectomy? 1.2121 0.03726 165 135 25 5
4636 A little to the left? Yes please, that should hit his jugular and our work here is done. 1.2121 0.03726 165 135 25 5
4637 Wuld you like a glass of wine with that? 1.2121 0.03726 165 135 25 5
4638 It may be self expression, but I consider it self portrayal. 1.2120 0.03478 184 150 29 5
4639 I told you to go with the rifle. 1.2120 0.03303 184 148 33 3
4640 I guess you should have bought the ‘Taxidermy for Utter Dummies’ edition. 1.2120 0.03804 184 154 21 9
4641 I asked for a memoriam for Larry King, not Lion King. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
4642 Hon, the kids stopped playing hide and seek hours ago 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
4643 Did you forget to feed the lion again? 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
4644 Ralph notched his first and only kill when he fell from the jeep and the prize game choked while eating him. 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
4645 Oh, come on honey! The wine isn't that bad. 1.2118 0.03749 170 140 24 6
4646 Don't put your eye out! 1.2118 0.03841 170 141 22 7
4647 Let my husband go or I'll shoot you again! 1.2118 0.03930 170 142 20 8
4648 I told you your head was too big. 1.2118 0.03655 170 139 26 5
4649 I trust, you're wearing your mask? 1.2118 0.03558 170 138 28 4
4650 My goodness! You should have just let him try the wine Dan. 1.2118 0.03749 170 140 24 6
4651 I don't think you left your keys in there, dear! 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
4652 Down. A little to the left. And deeper. Deeper! 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
4653 Told you we should've gotten those stools from Ikea 1.2116 0.03734 189 158 22 9
4654 You are consumed with decorating 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
4655 Honey, nothing re-manes of your head! 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
4656 Looks like you've been off more than you can chew again 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
4657 You will never make it as a prop comedian. 1.2115 0.03523 156 125 29 2
4658 this is what you get for lion to me 1.2114 0.03936 175 147 19 9
4659 The Cowardly Lion, he ain't. 1.2114 0.03677 175 144 25 6
4660 What you call facing your fears head on, looks suspiciously like cowardice. 1.2114 0.03494 175 142 29 4
4661 You are such a narcissist. 1.2114 0.03677 175 144 25 6
4662 Wow the lion’s eyes are really yellow! 1.2113 0.03282 194 157 33 4
4663 The artist believes in making biting commentary on living in the urban jungle. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
4664 Maybe you retired from the circus too early. 1.2112 0.03781 161 132 24 5
4665 It was then that Don decided he he would no longer identify as a Republican antelope. 1.2112 0.03677 161 131 26 4
4666 Did you lose your selfie stick? 1.2112 0.03882 161 133 22 6
4667 Here’s your wine, tough guy. 1.2112 0.03781 161 132 24 5
4668 I don’t think you’re supposed to zoom in in. 1.2112 0.03569 161 130 28 3
4669 You knew he really wanted to go to the circus instead. 1.2112 0.03882 161 133 22 6
4670 It's more art than science 1.2111 0.03694 180 149 24 7
4671 He’s on the caveman diet 1.2111 0.03694 180 149 24 7
4672 That reminds me, you could use a haircut. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
4673 Didn't learn your lesson with the tigers and bears! Oh my! 1.2109 0.04233 147 123 17 7
4674 I’m so pleased. I just knew you’d find it engaging. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
4675 George! George! Tell me the caption! 1.2109 0.04233 147 123 17 7
4676 I just got the rug cleaned, so take it outside. 1.2108 0.03803 166 137 23 6
4677 'NEXT TIME MAKE SURE HE'S DEAD!" 1.2108 0.04081 166 140 17 9
4678 The lion poop on the sidewalk should have been your first warning. 1.2108 0.04081 166 140 17 9
4679 You always did like the lions share. 1.2108 0.03898 166 138 21 7
4680 'Here, hold this while I teach this lion a lesson', you said. Now we are going to be late for dinner and it is all your fault. 1.2105 0.03635 171 140 26 5
4681 I've heard that the head can stay alive even after - wait, that's snakes. 1.2105 0.03446 152 121 30 1
4682 Yeah, I’ll be taking the lion’s share of the hospital bills, won’t I? 1.2105 0.03061 209 168 38 3
4683 I do this sometimes just to get away. 1.2105 0.04029 152 126 20 6
4684 I warned you that that lion mount would come back to bite you, Leo. 1.2105 0.04136 152 127 18 7
4685 Honey are you Ok, Yes and guess what I can see former President Trump's Tax returns. 1.2105 0.03540 171 139 28 4
4686 As far as brains go, he got the lion's share. 1.2105 0.04136 152 127 18 7
4687 I like Gunther Gebel-Williams' version better. 1.2105 0.03996 171 144 18 9
4688 I normally eat them medium rawr. 1.2105 0.03729 171 141 24 6
4689 When you’re done with that Callie I get your help in the kitchen? 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
4690 Oh dear! I was sure that I had shot that lion dead! 1.2102 0.03658 176 145 25 6
4691 There must be a better way to imitate Siegfried and Roy. 1.2102 0.03476 176 143 29 4
4692 I told you not to hire my mother as the taxidermist 1.2102 0.03746 176 146 23 7
4693 Again? I thought you said Grandpa killed this one. 1.2102 0.03837 157 129 23 5
4694 This should cure him of picking up bargains from the Thrift Store. 1.2102 0.03504 157 126 29 2
4695 Hey Joe. Looks like King of the Jungle took out King of the Castle. 1.2102 0.03837 157 129 23 5
4696 Now that's playing the long game. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
4697 Harold, this is our bubble. You don't have to wear your mask inside. 1.2099 0.03416 181 147 30 4
4698 I see you've met our neighbor's new pet. 1.2099 0.03550 162 131 28 3
4699 Honey, I have a sudden urge to go on a safari together 1.2099 0.04054 162 136 18 8
4700 He still doesn’t know what that taste is! 1.2099 0.04054 162 136 18 8
4701 I told you that you should have shot a platypus. 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
4702 Oh dear! You are supposed to wear the make the other way around! 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
4703 That reminds me. Our cable company dropped Animal Planet. 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
4704 Keep a level head, will you? 1.2099 0.03550 162 131 28 3
4705 I said... move it to the right! 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
4706 George! Don't mess up Daddy's Trophy 1.2099 0.03656 162 132 26 4
4707 For the low low price of $139.99, proceeds from Carol Baskin's wall mounts support rescuing big cats and offer the cleanest divorce process this side of the Mississippi. 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
4708 Is that your cellphone ringing? 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
4709 I guess he got the last shot. 1.2099 0.03656 162 132 26 4
4710 His diet is off the walls, honey! 1.2098 0.03825 143 116 24 3
4711 Leo, you've been watching too many old MGM movies on TCM. 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
4712 Give it up. The eight thousand dollars you spent to bag your trophy isn't in there. 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
4713 ''I warned you about the perils of online shopping'. 1.2096 0.03686 167 137 25 5
4714 Well at least it's not where it normally is. 1.2096 0.03686 167 137 25 5
4715 Your voice is muffled, hon. Did you ask for the number of your last taxidermist? 1.2096 0.03686 167 137 25 5
4716 Bob, I tell you each time, he gets too carried away whenever you play ‘Cat Got Your Tongue’ 1.2096 0.03969 167 140 19 8
4717 I thought you said he was a vegetarian. 1.2095 0.03620 148 119 27 2
4718 Honey, do you mind running to the bathroom for me? I need as many tranquilizers as you can spare. 1.2093 0.03709 172 142 24 6
4719 You losers never quit when you're ahead! 1.2093 0.03888 172 144 20 8
4720 That's when the Smith's realized an eco friendly lion's head was a bad idea. 1.2092 0.03784 153 125 24 4
4721 Eric, you should’ve followed Don Jr’s advice and made sure it was dead before you mounted it 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
4722 Maybe that rush order at the taxidermist wasn’t such a great idea after all. 1.2092 0.04111 153 128 18 7
4723 Honey, you look like you need a drink! 1.2090 0.03640 177 146 25 6
4724 Another example of how Nature is getting even with us. 1.2090 0.03640 177 146 25 6
4725 Can you tell me the number of the discount taxidermist or should I just Google it? 1.2090 0.03727 177 147 23 7
4726 Ok, not yet, raise your jugular a bit more...now lower your carotid... 1.2090 0.03550 177 145 27 5
4727 I said 'just scare him!' 1.2090 0.03365 177 143 31 3
4728 I told you it would take revenge, but you never listen to me. 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
4729 Join me for a drink when you are done with your hors d’œuvre. 1.2089 0.03815 158 130 23 5
4730 It’s the only way I can see the hook on which to hang it! 1.2089 0.03919 158 131 21 6
4731 No, not down that far. 1.2088 0.03573 182 150 26 6
4732 Now, what have you done! 1.2088 0.03399 182 148 30 4
4733 Sooo where do you want me to pour your wine 1.2088 0.03487 182 149 28 5
4734 I have to say when you told me you’re kinky this is not what I thought you meant. 1.2088 0.03487 182 149 28 5
4735 That's quite a hat honey, one might say you're a real dandy lion. 1.2086 0.04031 163 137 18 8
4736 Stop lion to me! 1.2086 0.03839 163 135 22 6
4737 How does it feel? 1.2086 0.03636 163 133 26 4
4738 I know, that’s when you stabbed him in the heart with your pocket knife! 1.2086 0.03739 163 134 24 5
4739 Well, that's interesting, dear . . . and you told me that it was only decapitated snakes that could still bite. 1.2083 0.03666 168 138 25 5
4740 Very realistic. 1.2083 0.03568 168 137 27 4
4741 Why not try a glass of wine first. 1.2083 0.03568 168 137 27 4
4742 I guess Marjorie Taylor Green was right when she said George Soros ordered Big Game trophies to eat Republican hunters. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
4743 Another innocent victim falls to the city lions cunning hole in the wall trap 1.2081 0.03597 173 142 26 5
4744 Darling! Your whiskers could use a trim 1.2081 0.03780 173 144 22 7
4745 I'll let you retire in the den by yourself. 1.2081 0.03503 173 141 28 4
4746 Get 'm Simba! 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
4747 This is not what I meant when I said I want you to be a lion! 1.2081 0.03598 149 120 27 2
4748 I can stare right back at you, buddy! 1.2079 0.03441 178 145 29 4
4749 Next time you clean it. 1.2079 0.03348 178 144 31 3
4750 So much for using that cut-rate taxidermist! 1.2079 0.03348 178 144 31 3
4751 It's fine. So far this date going better than the guy who said he was a former trapeze artist. 1.2078 0.04189 154 130 16 8
4752 When they said he wasn't real I knew they were lion. 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
4753 Don’t worry honey, I will still think of it as your den. 1.2077 0.03639 183 152 24 7
4754 The walls don’t only have ears.. 1.2077 0.03470 183 150 28 5
4755 Oh my gosh, you just became a roar d'oeuvre." 1.2077 0.03556 183 151 26 6
4756 Elias you idiot, not again! 1.2075 0.03687 159 130 25 4
4757 Revenge may be delayed, but it is sweet 1.2075 0.03793 159 131 23 5
4758 It's crooked! You always hang things crooked! Can't you wrap your head around that?! 1.2075 0.03464 159 128 29 2
4759 I guess in hindsight, JFK's admonishion about nitwits being eaten by tigers applies to All the big cats 1.2075 0.04286 159 136 13 10
4760 Just hook it, John. 1.2075 0.03577 159 129 27 3
4761 I wanted you to get rid of that head, not your head! 1.2075 0.03793 159 131 23 5
4762 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.2074 0.03240 188 152 33 3
4763 I thought you had given up on pursuing a career in the circus. 1.2074 0.03240 188 152 33 3
4764 The dealer did say it was Interactive Art! 1.2074 0.03653 188 157 23 8
4765 I'm sorry, this doesn't satisfy my wish to go on a safari. 1.2073 0.03616 164 134 26 4
4766 Being deposed from the mantle seems to tick him off." 1.2073 0.03718 164 135 24 5
4767 Too low, do you want a step ladder ? 1.2073 0.03817 164 136 22 6
4768 Okay, enough with the Sigmund and Roy imitation! 1.2073 0.03817 164 136 22 6
4769 Your hair cut really isn’t that bad!! 1.2073 0.03616 164 134 26 4
4770 Jack, you’ve played lion tamer one too many times! 1.2073 0.03616 164 134 26 4
4771 I told you not to sell the wardrobe. 1.2073 0.03718 164 135 24 5
4772 Leo always said he only wanted to get ahead . . . 1.2073 0.03718 164 135 24 5
4773 This apartment dates back to the Roaring Twenties 1.2073 0.03355 193 158 30 5
4774 Hmm... A little to the left maybe? 1.2071 0.03584 140 112 27 1
4775 I told you we had lions in the walls. 1.2071 0.03646 169 139 25 5
4776 I told you. 1.2069 0.03388 174 141 30 3
4777 That's it. That is the last piece of postmodern art you will ever buy. 1.2069 0.03670 174 144 24 6
4778 I told you that we shouldn’t upgrade beyond HDTV! 1.2069 0.03388 174 141 30 3
4779 Did you lose your glasses again? 1.2069 0.03485 174 142 28 4
4780 Honey. Trust me. Even if you could see his vocal cords vibrate, you still wouldn't understand him." 1.2069 0.03579 174 143 26 5
4781 Leo, I was asking Larry if he wanted a bite to eat! 1.2069 0.03760 174 145 22 7
4782 Finally, Cecil the Lion has extracted the ignorance from the dentist. 1.2067 0.03689 179 149 23 7
4783 He stole your drink? Relax. You can have this one. 1.2067 0.03855 179 151 19 9
4784 I've told you a hundred times you gotta wear a belt with those pants Charlie. 1.2067 0.04046 150 125 19 6
4785 I thought it was a good hiding place for your jewelry. 1.2067 0.03700 150 122 25 3
4786 Don't worry about feeding the cat, just hang the damn thing up 1.2065 0.03538 184 152 26 6
4787 This gives 'putting your head in the lion's mouth' a whole new meaning, doesn't it, darling? 1.2065 0.03453 184 151 28 5
4788 What big teeth you have, Henry. 1.2065 0.03509 155 125 28 2
4789 Don'r damage the teeth! 1.2065 0.04164 155 131 16 8
4790 Let’s not make a meal of it, Dennis. 1.2065 0.03851 155 128 22 5
4791 There is neither a witch nor a wardrobe in here! 1.2063 0.03557 189 157 25 7
4792 I thought your dreams of being in the circus ended when you were 18...Have some wine and you'll feel better. 1.2063 0.03772 160 132 23 5
4793 I believe the reference was to being in the lion's DEN, not in his dentures. 1.2063 0.03557 160 130 27 3
4794 The Proud King has lost his roar but his Pride is standing ready 1.2063 0.03666 160 131 25 4
4795 I told you to use the chair. 1.2063 0.03772 160 132 23 5
4796 That's it, chew my husband's head like a piece of bubble gum. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
4797 Nope. He didn't swallow your damn corkscrew. 1.2061 0.03596 165 135 26 4
4798 Like you say, it is what it is. 1.2061 0.03796 165 137 22 6
4799 That’s not funny, my mother is still coming for a month and she’s not going to bite your head off! 1.2061 0.03796 165 137 22 6
4800 I TOLD you, feed him first! 1.2061 0.03796 165 137 22 6
4801 Just two inches more to the right 1.2061 0.03986 165 139 18 8
4802 When he said, "C'mon, just a little smooch," I told you he was lyin' ... 1.2059 0.03530 170 139 27 4
4803 Well, That’s a Lion’s Share 1.2059 0.03430 170 138 29 3
4804 I don't think that's how you feng-shui, honey." 1.2057 0.03560 175 144 26 5
4805 Karma swallows up Harry. 1.2057 0.03467 175 143 28 4
4806 I'm going to leave him I swear, I just need more time 1.2057 0.03651 175 145 24 6
4807 Oh hon, I forgot to tell you; the World Wildlife Fund called again. 1.2057 0.03467 175 143 28 4
4808 How come you don't eat the bananas anymore? 1.2057 0.03560 175 144 26 5
4809 What happened to you'd rather stick pins in your eyes? 1.2057 0.03740 175 146 22 7
4810 Would you like red, white, or maybe a rosé? 1.2057 0.03560 175 144 26 5
4811 Quick, Cindy, bring me the mouthwash! 1.2056 0.03497 180 148 27 5
4812 Apparently, the wall safe door is stuck 1.2054 0.03436 185 152 28 5
4813 Just tilt the face a little to the right and it will look perfect! 1.2054 0.03521 185 153 26 6
4814 So, how is gazing into the maw as a life-altering experience? 1.2053 0.03678 151 123 25 3
4815 I guess I should have warned you, it's sort of like Harry Potter's sorting cap, only its higher stakes and he doesn't like Jets fans. 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
4816 I told you can't trust lion Ted! 1.2053 0.03540 190 158 25 7
4817 Non, no, no. Your left. 1.2051 0.03606 156 127 26 3
4818 Don't worry, I see a hairball. 1.2051 0.04238 156 133 14 9
4819 I don’t know that performance art is what is called for here. 1.2051 0.03719 156 128 24 4
4820 A little to the left, dear.” Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, New Yor 1.2051 0.03935 156 130 20 6
4821 This is what happens to dentists who are too curious. Phyllis Landis Oceanside CA 1.2051 0.04238 156 133 14 9
4822 He wants to remember you too. 1.2051 0.03606 156 127 26 3
4823 Quit lion to me, Jim 1.2050 0.03952 161 135 19 7
4824 Hurry up, it's my turn next! 1.2050 0.03646 161 132 25 4
4825 It was the only way the animal welfare people would let us have one. 1.2050 0.03952 161 135 19 7
4826 Darling, I think the press has lionized you enough. 1.2050 0.03538 161 131 27 3
4827 Did you make sure it was dead? 1.2050 0.03751 161 133 23 5
4828 He agrees. Six and a half inches higher! 1.2050 0.03538 161 131 27 3
4829 I told you impeachment wouldn’t be enough 1.2050 0.03751 161 133 23 5
4830 George!!! I thought you said you'd killed it! 1.2050 0.03853 161 134 21 6
4831 No, you look far more like an inept lion tamer than you do a skilled big game hunter. 1.2050 0.03952 161 135 19 7
4832 Do not worry,this is more effective than a KN-95 1.2048 0.03775 166 138 22 6
4833 I never did like that thing. 1.2048 0.03677 166 137 24 5
4834 We'll have to give him a big dose of emetic so your head can be extricated. 1.2048 0.03775 166 138 22 6
4835 I understand your frustration, but that won't do anything to increase your chances of having your captions appear in the rate the submissions section. 1.2048 0.04055 166 141 16 9
4836 Again with your “belly of the beast!” 1.2048 0.03577 166 136 26 4
4837 Harry, this proves nothing. 1.2047 0.03702 171 142 23 6
4838 Yes dear, I'm sure it looked just like that. 1.2047 0.03511 171 140 27 4
4839 I told you that the Board said we cannot have any pets! 1.2047 0.03511 171 140 27 4
4840 So no head? 1.2047 0.03702 171 142 23 6
4841 I’ve heard of cinema verite, but this is my first experience with art verite. 1.2047 0.03309 171 138 31 2
4842 I told you it felt warm. 1.2047 0.03608 171 141 25 5
4843 well talk about holding on to a grudge, cripes 1.2045 0.03542 176 145 26 5
4844 I think this chablis will be an excellent pairing. 1.2045 0.03807 176 148 20 8
4845 You want to take it down some on the left. 1.2045 0.03449 176 144 28 4
4846 Honey, your mustache could use a trim. 1.2044 0.03734 181 152 21 8
4847 Ralph! I told you to get rid of all that Jumanji stuff! 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
4848 This really completes our home 1.2041 0.03731 147 120 24 3
4849 Remember, you're allergic to cats! 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
4850 Our patience is running out, Stanley...now, who is she? 1.2039 0.03887 152 126 21 5
4851 The art dealer had assured Lydia that the piece was a captivating addition. 1.2038 0.03469 157 127 28 2
4852 Did you sing Wimoweh nonstop last night and wake him up again? 1.2038 0.03697 157 129 24 4
4853 It's Tiger King, Harold. Lion King is an entirely different genre. 1.2038 0.03697 157 129 24 4
4854 Honey, I think I'm stuck. 1.2038 0.03585 157 128 26 3
4855 I told you, we should KILL him first and then hang! 1.2037 0.03831 162 135 21 6
4856 I’d like to call this piece Revenge of the Ecosystem 1.2037 0.03407 162 131 29 2
4857 Quit clowning around. You're not in the circus any longer. 1.2037 0.03625 162 133 25 4
4858 You didn't perchance buy that at an Addams Family estate sale, did you? 1.2037 0.03625 162 133 25 4
4859 Ok dear, ok, you don't have to tell me how you FEEL.. 1.2037 0.03831 162 135 21 6
4860 Harold, have you gone wild!!! 1.2036 0.03454 167 136 28 3
4861 George, I told you - being the lion's share is NOT the same as getting it. 1.2036 0.03454 167 136 28 3
4862 Clark, I know they say "See how the art can make you feel", but we're in the realism gallery now. 1.2035 0.03493 172 141 27 4
4863 Shhhh, you’ll wake up the cat. 1.2035 0.03682 172 143 23 6
4864 Wow, it's not too late for even a trophy lion to find his courage! 1.2035 0.03589 172 142 25 5
4865 “It’s not straight from the lion’s mouth either!” 1.2035 0.03773 172 144 21 7
4866 Welcome to the concrete jungle. 1.2035 0.03862 172 145 19 8
4867 Your Karma's come, Bwana. 1.2034 0.03614 177 147 24 6
4868 Trophy husband bye bye. 1.2034 0.03614 177 147 24 6
4869 I knew you were a Leo! 1.2034 0.03431 177 145 28 4
4870 Marvin, you were supposed to wear the catnip for ME. 1.2034 0.03614 177 147 24 6
4871 Heads up! Dinner's ready. 1.2034 0.03614 177 147 24 6
4872 Looks like he's the king of your jungle, too. 1.2034 0.03524 177 146 26 5
4873 Well Mr. Smartypants....how many times did I tell you not to go on that safari? 1.2034 0.03524 177 146 26 5
4874 Despite the quarantine you really do need a haircut. 1.2034 0.03336 177 144 30 3
4875 And you say I use too much teeth. 1.2033 0.03462 182 150 27 5
4876 Sheesh, I thought you said you were a former Lion Tamer 1.2033 0.03462 182 150 27 5
4877 I told you not to leave that Lion around 1.2033 0.03633 182 152 23 7
4878 I guess I was wrong honey when I said his roar is worse than his bite. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
4879 Now raise the right side...why are you looking at me like that? 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
4880 You seem to have a blind spot when it comes to trophy hanging? 1.2027 0.03708 148 121 24 3
4881 He could have kill Ed the antelope but no he had to kill the lion. 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
4882 After being stuck in that position so long, I think he’s just trying to get ahead. 1.2026 0.03974 153 128 19 6
4883 Leonard! I thought you ended it with her! 1.2025 0.03565 158 129 26 3
4884 This is hard to hang, and I'm not lyin'! 1.2025 0.03889 158 132 20 6
4885 Do unto animals as they would do unto you. 1.2025 0.03565 158 129 26 3
4886 So … sometimes you get the lion, and the lion gets you? 1.2025 0.03450 158 128 28 2
4887 Careful with Uncle Leo! 1.2025 0.03784 158 131 22 5
4888 I TOLD YOU MOTHER NATURE WAS NOT LIKING WHAT YOU WERE DOING! 1.2025 0.04003 163 138 17 8
4889 That's what you get for trying to keep ahead of everything! 1.2025 0.03605 163 134 25 4
4890 Sorry. He gets offended when I call him “off the wall”. 1.2025 0.03605 163 134 25 4
4891 Haven't I told you about these superrealists? 1.2025 0.03908 163 137 19 7
4892 Don't change the subject. Where is Mom's picture going to hang? 1.2025 0.03605 163 134 25 4
4893 Honey, I'm sacrificing life and limb. 1.2025 0.04003 163 138 17 8
4894 I told you he doesn’t like to be tickled. 1.2025 0.03498 163 133 27 3
4895 But you said you killed it! 1.2024 0.03637 168 139 24 5
4896 Lying will eat you up from the outside too.... 1.2024 0.03828 168 141 20 7
4897 Jerry, whether they are décor or not, they are still wild animals. 1.2024 0.03436 168 137 28 3
4898 Well,you did have to insist on buying a piece called The Narcissist. 1.2024 0.03330 168 136 30 2
4899 Honey, you’ve been framed... I’m calling the human rights attorney! 1.2024 0.03828 168 141 20 7
4900 Do you think we can take this in the bedroom" 1.2024 0.03436 168 137 28 3
4901 Oh, George, you've always had such trouble centering those pieces. 1.2023 0.03474 173 142 27 4
4902 I miss the days when you could just slam out the door to the corner bar. 1.2023 0.03570 173 143 25 5
4903 I know you said you’re close to your cat, but this isn’t going to work for me. 1.2023 0.03842 173 146 19 8
4904 Thanks, Leo! More wine for me! 1.2023 0.03474 173 142 27 4
4905 Leo! I told you to do it in the storage unit! 1.2023 0.03663 173 144 23 6
4906 Your head may fit in his mouth, but I still don't believe you killed him when your head was in his mouth. 1.2023 0.03570 173 143 25 5
4907 This is nine, last chance 1.2023 0.03570 173 143 25 5
4908 Come down from there. The cats are getting ideas. 1.2022 0.03615 183 153 23 7
4909 I’ve only had one drink, but I think you’re over-identifying with the art!! 1.2021 0.03165 193 157 33 3
4910 Ed had a hard time time leaving his lion-taming career. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
4911 Trojan lion. Hostile takeover. 1.2014 0.04248 144 122 15 7
4912 I meant it figuratively when I said you have eyes in the back of your head." 1.2013 0.04149 149 126 16 7
4913 Leo, see if this wine pairs well with his Eau Sauvage. 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
4914 It’s only learned behavior. 1.2013 0.03494 154 125 27 2
4915 Dear, could it be you're being a little headstrong? 1.2013 0.03544 159 130 26 3
4916 Is there something you're trying to tell me, Tim? 1.2013 0.03762 159 132 22 5
4917 How hard is it to hang a mounted lion head? 1.2013 0.03655 159 131 24 4
4918 I just asked you one little question. Is it so hard to talk to me?. Okay, never mind. Oh come on - just a few sentences is all I need. Really? You have nothing to say? I know you're in there. 1.2013 0.03430 159 129 28 2
4919 wimoWHAT? 1.2013 0.03655 159 131 24 4
4920 Better he swallows your pride rather than his. 1.2013 0.03867 159 133 20 6
4921 Honey! I told you your exotic tastes would come back to bite you! 1.2013 0.03655 159 131 24 4
4922 This is not the wardrobe! 1.2012 0.03788 164 137 21 6
4923 Honey! Are you looking for hope in American democracy ??? 1.2012 0.03585 164 135 25 4
4924 Karen was starting to sense that George getting stuck in the lion's mouth wasn't an accident! 1.2012 0.03585 164 135 25 4
4925 I told you, honey. I got courage! 1.2012 0.03788 164 137 21 6
4926 Hey, you told me it was stuffed! 1.2012 0.03688 164 136 23 5
4927 Let him go! You’re not in the circus anymore! 1.2012 0.03688 164 136 23 5
4928 About as funny as your lampshade hat...Shecky. 1.2012 0.03899 169 143 18 8
4929 I told you to wait until he’s dry. 1.2012 0.03417 169 138 28 3
4930 Perfect, now just hold it for a couple of years. 1.2012 0.03618 169 140 24 5
4931 Maybe a bit too far to the right, Hank. 1.2012 0.03807 169 142 20 7
4932 Im getting my head into this. 1.2012 0.03899 169 143 18 8
4933 Sorry, I eat when I'm stressed. 1.2012 0.03519 169 139 26 4
4934 I TOLD the taxidermist to leave you out 1.2012 0.03519 169 139 26 4
4935 Your name is Donald not Daniel! 1.2011 0.03456 174 143 27 4
4936 I don't care what you say. You're getting a DNA test Monday. 1.2011 0.03359 174 142 29 3
4937 you're lion. 1.2011 0.03748 179 151 20 8
4938 I told you that store was haunted. 1.2011 0.03488 179 148 26 5
4939 Oh, you're just hangry. 1.2011 0.03397 179 147 28 4
4940 When I said I found Scott attractive for the way he put his head inside the lion's mouth, this isn't what I meant. 1.2011 0.03912 179 153 16 10
4941 I told you hanging it there would be a commitment. 1.2011 0.03340 184 151 29 4
4942 At least you get to practice for the circus during COVID-19. 1.2011 0.03453 189 157 26 6
4943 Well, don't bite my head off, big mouth. 1.2000 0.03624 175 146 23 6
4944 My therapist said it's unhealthy to hold a grudge. 1.2000 0.03598 170 141 24 5
4945 There must be a better way to fight plaque. 1.2000 0.03707 155 128 23 4
4946 Careful....he's full of himself. Don't bite off more than you can chew. 1.2000 0.03399 170 139 28 3
4947 I really appreciate how you get your head into this decorative art. 1.2000 0.03668 165 137 23 5
4948 There seems to be saliva all over your neck and shirt, Marvin. Marvin? MARVIN! 1.2000 0.03958 165 140 17 8
4949 I know you miss him, I had your nose framed too. 1.2000 0.03787 170 143 20 7
4950 No, you're mixing it up with the mouse that roared. 1.2000 0.03565 165 136 25 4
4951 It'll give you courage 1.2000 0.03500 170 140 26 4
4952 John shows his wife his mask against the South African Covid variant. 1.2000 0.03300 195 161 29 5
4953 Dear, you're wrong again! 1.2000 0.03286 180 147 30 3
4954 Surely your therapist had something else in mind when she said you'd have more fun if your head was in the lion’s mouth more often? 1.2000 0.03565 165 136 25 4
4955 You get the lion's share. 1.2000 0.03460 165 135 27 3
4956 Here, have him gargle with this. 1.2000 0.03352 165 134 29 2
4957 Yeah, yeah "Daniel in the lion's den", a little more to the left. 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
4958 If he'd survived that stupid safari, we'd be celebrating his 50th birthday tonight. 1.2000 0.03714 175 147 21 7
4959 Harold, it will never be as funny as the "Monica Turkey Head" episode on 'Friends', so just come get your wine and call it a day. 1.2000 0.03342 175 143 29 3
4960 Fred, you've got your head on backward! 1.2000 0.03864 165 139 19 7
4961 Obliviously, the taxidermist didn't do a thorough job. 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
4962 Didn't anyone tell you they could still be dangerous even with their head cut off? 1.2000 0.03818 155 129 21 5
4963 I just wish there was an easier way for him to get off. 1.2000 0.03818 155 129 21 5
4964 Leon, lampshade on your head is one thing but... 1.2000 0.03694 170 142 22 6
4965 You deserve it. 1.2000 0.03598 170 141 24 5
4966 Dearest, please give him your wine. 1.2000 0.03300 195 161 29 5
4967 When you told me that was heavy you weren't lyin'. 1.2000 0.03460 165 135 27 3
4968 There are some downsides to your cruelty-free trophy philosophy. 1.2000 0.03707 155 128 23 4
4969 No, it's still not grabbing me as much as the New Yorker cover did. 1.2000 0.03741 160 133 22 5
4970 George, I told you not to feed him until bedtime. 1.2000 0.03460 165 135 27 3
4971 This is not what I meant when I said "Get your act together!" 1.2000 0.03294 160 129 30 1
4972 Give it up. You're not going to replace Siegfried and Roy! 1.2000 0.03741 160 133 22 5
4973 Call 911! 1.2000 0.03539 150 122 26 2
4974 My late husband, Jungle Jim wanted everyone to know it was a fair fight and guns are for cowards! 1.2000 0.03668 165 137 23 5
4975 Did you say you smell wildebeest? 1.1990 0.03420 191 159 26 6
4976 I'll always enjoy sharing this rare moment! 1.1990 0.03255 191 157 30 4
4977 Mounted Maned Mimic Mauls Man 1.1989 0.03032 186 150 35 1
4978 It’s definitely an improvement, but you’ve got it on backwards! 1.1989 0.03541 181 151 24 6
4979 Fred, did Leo attack you again or were you giving him another drink? 1.1989 0.03453 181 150 26 5
4980 I thought it might take over the wall. 1.1989 0.03175 181 147 32 2
4981 Pierre! Please care again! 1.1989 0.03421 176 145 27 4
4982 After you get it positioned, close his mouth. I don't want that being the mane attraction. 1.1988 0.03482 171 141 26 4
4983 I told you that rubber bullets wasn't a good idea! 1.1988 0.03674 171 143 22 6
4984 My god its alive! 1.1988 0.03579 171 142 24 5
4985 Okay John, quit playing dead. 1.1988 0.03647 166 138 23 5
4986 I told you trophy hunting would bring bad mojo! 1.1988 0.03647 166 138 23 5
4987 This is NOT what I meant when I said 'put your head into it'! 1.1988 0.03647 166 138 23 5
4988 Come on back, George, my knitting group won't bite. 1.1988 0.03505 161 132 26 3
4989 How do you like your meat? Roar! 1.1988 0.03720 161 134 22 5
4990 Does the "Lion's share" always have to come from the top? 1.1988 0.03923 161 136 18 7
4991 Honey, you have got to stop eating our guests! 1.1988 0.03614 161 133 24 4
4992 Dick, get out of that... Piece of Art. 1.1988 0.03276 161 130 30 1
4993 Did you take off your hearing aides? 1.1988 0.03614 161 133 24 4
4994 I hope those Trump boys see this. 1.1987 0.03685 156 129 23 4
4995 After killing it, I thought your head had grown to big to fit inside its mouth. 1.1987 0.04209 156 134 13 9
4996 What happened? Did you try again to make an on-line vaccination appointment? 1.1987 0.04209 156 134 13 9
4997 I would hate to lose my head over this... 1.1986 0.04177 141 119 16 6
4998 I have a bad feeling about this. 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
4999 The "Never Give Up" frog has nothing on this. 1.1979 0.03322 192 159 28 5
5000 Those antelope steaks we had were too underdone. 1.1979 0.03544 187 157 23 7
5001 Have fun living on his wall. 1.1978 0.03523 182 152 24 6
5002 Honey! I told you never give your feline a treat! 1.1977 0.03587 177 148 23 6
5003 Well, I told you this would happen. 1.1977 0.03496 177 147 25 5
5004 Well you got to Congress! Are you happy now? 1.1977 0.03675 177 149 21 7
5005 Now do you accept that we should have called Taskrabbit? 1.1977 0.03107 177 143 33 1
5006 Is that really the best haircut option? 1.1977 0.03746 172 145 20 7
5007 ‘The Cir-cle of Li-ife!’ 1.1977 0.03746 172 145 20 7
5008 You're not being level-headed about this. 1.1977 0.03654 172 144 22 6
5009 A little lower on the left dear ... 1.1977 0.03746 172 145 20 7
5010 Daddy always warned against getting too close to second-hand lions. 1.1976 0.03726 167 140 21 6
5011 I think you're getting the mane idea, there. 1.1976 0.03628 167 139 23 5
5012 Maybe the lion will write his history after all. 1.1976 0.03423 167 137 27 3
5013 If he wasn't good in the bedroom, we would have divorced five years ago. 1.1976 0.03914 167 142 17 8
5014 I told him to feed him more often. 1.1976 0.03527 167 138 25 4
5015 Fred, do you always have to blame Goldie every time you misplace your keys? 1.1976 0.03423 167 137 27 3
5016 I take it there was already something in the oven? 1.1976 0.03423 167 137 27 3
5017 Okay, honey--we'll go on the safari vacation... 1.1975 0.03699 162 135 22 5
5018 I know you miss Siegfried and Roy, dear, but...... 1.1975 0.03593 162 134 24 4
5019 I think I forgot 'feeding time' again. 1.1975 0.03699 162 135 22 5
5020 Wow, you ain't lyin'. 1.1975 0.03434 157 128 27 2
5021 Oh that's my MGM lion wall 1.1975 0.03774 157 131 21 5
5022 No wonder you wanted me to hang him! 1.1975 0.03664 157 130 23 4
5023 You kept ignoring him! Promise him a professional dental exam! 1.1975 0.03551 157 129 25 3
5024 Hon, Google says the fancy nepeta cataria seasoning you bought is actually just catnip. 1.1975 0.03880 157 132 19 6
5025 No need to lose your head, Kitty, it was only a joke. 1.1974 0.03853 152 127 20 5
5026 I guess they're not extinct after all. 1.1974 0.03853 152 127 20 5
5027 Your voice has an echo. 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
5028 Honey, I'm pretty sure I heard Tom say not to stick your head in the lion's mouth. 1.1974 0.03498 152 124 26 2
5029 Trying to relive your circus days as a lion tamer is just not worth it. 1.1974 0.03853 152 127 20 5
5030 Well if it’s any consolation I can’t imagine it was easy to put his trophy up on his wall. 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
5031 Fred, Now that lion is really stuffed! 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
5032 Did you make sure the lion was dead? Did you? 1.1974 0.03739 152 126 22 4
5033 My, it certainly is an ideal trophy for a former lion tamer. 1.1973 0.03938 147 123 19 5
5034 I told you not to put that thing up. 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
5035 Don't go much farther down. 1.1973 0.03293 147 118 29 0
5036 I told you not to mess with the neighbor's kitty... 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
5037 Some conspiracy theories are real. 1.1970 0.03128 203 167 32 4
5038 Your very last selfie? 1.1970 0.03205 203 168 30 5
5039 They say trophies separate the winners from the losers. I didn't know they meant it literally. 1.1968 0.03445 188 157 25 6
5040 'Mfffh-hffm' 1.1968 0.03445 188 157 25 6
5041 Wasn't 2021 supposed to be good? 1.1967 0.03238 183 150 30 3
5042 So, how's that catnip cheese? 1.1967 0.03238 183 150 30 3
5043 Oh, honey! I don't think you can have your wine now 1.1966 0.03478 178 148 25 5
5044 A little higher, it'll be easier to vacuum the rug. 1.1966 0.03386 178 147 27 4
5045 No, no it's still crooked. Dad always said I should marry a man with a level. 1.1965 0.03635 173 145 22 6
5046 Give it up, Norman, you're never gonna run away with the circus!" 1.1965 0.03726 173 146 20 7
5047 He just needed a quick snack. 1.1964 0.03705 168 141 21 6
5048 He doesn’t bite! 1.1964 0.03608 168 140 23 5
5049 Watch the rigor mortis. 1.1964 0.03188 168 136 31 1
5050 You always said, “Turn about was fair game.” 1.1964 0.03404 168 138 27 3
5051 Oh, absolutely, hon. Ringling Brothers will HAVE to take you now. 1.1964 0.03298 168 137 29 2
5052 Honey,you said you weren’t seeing anyone else! 1.1964 0.03074 168 135 33 0
5053 Ed do you regret running away from the circus? 1.1964 0.03404 168 138 27 3
5054 I know we discussed lionising you, but isn’t this going too far! 1.1963 0.03466 163 134 26 3
5055 Move 2 feet to the right and then step forward. 1.1963 0.03779 163 137 20 6
5056 Honey, the trophy from Fred on safari is crooked again. 1.1963 0.03678 163 136 22 5
5057 I told you to put it a little higher,dear! 1.1963 0.03573 163 135 24 4
5058 Apparently Siegfried and Roy have nothing on you. 1.1963 0.03975 163 139 16 8
5059 If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you... 1.1963 0.03466 163 134 26 3
5060 Welcome to Narnia" 1.1963 0.03466 163 134 26 3
5061 We can put on Game of Thrones instead 1.1962 0.03414 158 129 27 2
5062 How... Tasteful. 1.1962 0.03858 158 133 19 6
5063 I said, 'IT MEANS NO WORRIES'! 1.1962 0.03858 158 133 19 6
5064 No dear! A bit more to the left! 1.1962 0.03414 158 129 27 2
5065 That’s my late husband, Robert Browning, hanging on the wall. 1.1962 0.03752 158 132 21 5
5066 Didn't you tell me last night you wanted a lion? 1.1962 0.03530 158 130 25 3
5067 Phil, it's not over 'til it's over. 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
5068 George, that's one helleva way to be lionized.,, 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
5069 It's just like in Tanzania, dear: more to the left. 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
5070 I am woman. 1.1959 0.03913 148 124 19 5
5071 Do you remember what I went through to get this trophy? 1.1959 0.03913 148 124 19 5
5072 Now that you know what it feels like, would put my trophy back 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
5073 Every time you get drunk you try to dance with the wall mount 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
5074 So. Just how would you describe the mouthfeel? 1.1958 0.03614 143 117 24 2
5075 Oh Albert, haven't I told you not to look a gift lion in the mouth?" 1.1958 0.03172 189 155 31 3
5076 I didn't have to help you shoot it. 1.1957 0.03313 184 152 28 4
5077 I can see an upside. 1.1955 0.03461 179 149 25 5
5078 Did you find the price tag? 1.1955 0.03461 179 149 25 5
5079 I told you that it wouldn't go with the furniture. 1.1954 0.03427 174 144 26 4
5080 That's not what I had in mind when I asked you for more space. 1.1954 0.03329 174 143 28 3
5081 This isn't Oz and he's definitely not cowardly. 1.1954 0.03616 174 146 22 6
5082 And then he choked on my head. 1.1953 0.04049 169 146 13 10
5083 I told you we should've gotten a dog instead. 1.1953 0.03872 169 144 17 8
5084 Enough about Roy. Tell me something about yourself, Siegfried. 1.1953 0.03685 169 142 21 6
5085 Maybe a chair would help... 1.1953 0.03489 169 140 25 4
5086 And the stuffed lion replied... heads up your wife is behind you ! 1.1951 0.03657 164 137 22 5
5087 I told you that thing was bad karma. 1.1951 0.03657 164 137 22 5
5088 Mount me. 1.1951 0.04137 164 142 12 10
5089 Now can we go vegan? 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
5090 Just wait 'til you see the outside of the building. 1.1951 0.03657 164 137 22 5
5091 A little more to the left, please. 1.1951 0.03758 164 138 20 6
5092 Thor! If I told you once, I've told you a hundred times, " Don't bite the hand that feeds you." 1.1950 0.03730 159 133 21 5
5093 Curiosity killed the Cat 1.1950 0.03510 159 131 25 3
5094 Bob... please stop.. It's just a TV remote. The Super Bowl is over, the guests went home... say something Bob, or has the cat got your tongue? 1.1950 0.03622 159 132 23 4
5095 I just want him to be stripped of all his privileges and sent to an immigration detention facility. 1.1950 0.03730 159 133 21 5
5096 Watch out ! This cat may have nine lives ! 1.1950 0.03510 159 131 25 3
5097 You said you checked his pulse. 1.1950 0.03510 159 131 25 3
5098 Oh honey, I told you not to give it a root canal" 1.1948 0.03917 154 130 18 6
5099 Sorry, honey. Looks like the lion also has TMJ. 1.1948 0.03694 154 128 22 4
5100 You've retired, and I'm so sick of these circus traditions. 1.1946 0.03649 149 123 23 3
5101 www.meatspin.com 1.1946 0.03470 185 155 24 6
5102 Wow! Just like that gladiator movie. 1.1944 0.03619 180 152 21 7
5103 You weren't kidding when you said you were hungry. 1.1944 0.03619 180 152 21 7
5104 You should drink this wine while it’s still cold, Harry. 1.1944 0.03161 180 147 31 2
5105 Leave me alone! I’m looking inside MGM to see if they are making any new movies. 1.1943 0.03211 175 143 30 2
5106 Exit stage left. 1.1943 0.03312 175 144 28 3
5107 Oh, my. All the animals heard that you wouldn't take in an orphan dog or cat during the pandemic. 1.1943 0.03312 175 144 28 3
5108 Darling! I told you Animatronics were a bad idea! 1.1941 0.03569 170 142 23 5
5109 I've always thought you didn't kill it! 1.1941 0.03665 170 143 21 6
5110 Honey,you need to find a stud. 1.1939 0.03637 165 138 22 5
5111 Honey, if you can hear me, you weren't right for this room, anyway. 1.1939 0.03534 165 137 24 4
5112 What did I say about ordering the salmon burger? 1.1939 0.03637 165 138 22 5
5113 I told you it was a bad idea to keep singing ‘Eye of the Tiger’ while you put up that stupid hunting trophy 1.1939 0.03637 165 138 22 5
5114 1-YOU MOUNT ME I MOUNT YOU 2-Let's eat ! 3- Headed my way ? 4- I've been seeing your wife 1.1939 0.03637 165 138 22 5
5115 Bill said he was stuck, I thought he was lion... 1.1938 0.03813 160 135 19 6
5116 Honey, put the wineglass down. The lamp needs adjusting. 1.1938 0.03490 160 132 25 3
5117 I warned you! 1.1938 0.03257 160 130 29 1
5118 Don't forget we have a dinner appointment tonight 1.1938 0.03490 160 132 25 3
5119 I told you eating rare meat could have unexpected consequences! 1.1938 0.03601 160 133 23 4
5120 Decorative? It's better than your diploma! 1.1937 0.03395 191 160 25 6
5121 I’ll call the karma police! 1.1935 0.03785 155 130 20 5
5122 This disrupts all my plans, I told you that I needed him dead next Monday. 1.1935 0.03672 155 129 22 4
5123 I knew taking you to the circus was a bad idea. 1.1935 0.03437 155 127 26 2
5124 When reality and imagination get blurred 1.1935 0.03557 155 128 24 3
5125 Say, is our home owner’s insurance paid? 1.1935 0.03785 155 130 20 5
5126 For both of us a dish served cold. 1.1934 0.03335 181 150 27 4
5127 a little counter clockwise please dear, and as I told you before the safari what goes around comes around! 1.1934 0.03241 181 149 29 3
5128 The hunting paradox! 1.1934 0.03600 181 153 21 7
5129 Ralph, see, I told you that you’d have to extract your head from the lion’s mouth BEFORE you tried to hang that on our wall. 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
5130 Just keep looking, Mike, those darn tax returns must be in there somewhere! 1.1932 0.03578 176 148 22 6
5131 Now that’s a fresh kill! 1.1932 0.03668 176 149 20 7
5132 The lion is busy, hon 1.1932 0.03295 176 145 28 3
5133 This motherfucker... 1.1932 0.03668 176 149 20 7
5134 For goodness sake Gerald -another lion-tamer award 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
5135 trophy, schmophy...I still think it's creepy! 1.1930 0.03452 171 142 25 4
5136 Like I said Carl, it would work better on the wall than as a headpiece. 1.1930 0.03452 171 142 25 4
5137 Guess the surround sound wasn't the only thing giving feedback. 1.1930 0.03246 171 140 29 2
5138 Where are my car keys? 1.1930 0.03452 171 142 25 4
5139 A Head for a Head must be one of the Laws of the Jungle 1.1930 0.03550 171 143 23 5
5140 You don't want that body! He has E.D. 1.1930 0.03645 171 144 21 6
5141 I told you there would be trouble if you brought that trophy home! 1.1930 0.03452 171 142 25 4
5142 They say that revenge is sweet when it's served cold. 1.1930 0.03550 171 143 23 5
5143 Honey, you’d be lion if you said this doesn’t work here. 1.1930 0.03550 171 143 23 5
5144 What have I told you about eating too much junk food. 1.1930 0.03452 171 142 25 4
5145 Fake chews, Stanley. Fake chews. 1.1928 0.03617 166 139 22 5
5146 That lion ate the stuffed deer head last week. He seems to be hungry again. 1.1928 0.03716 166 140 20 6
5147 When I said I wanted a lion in bed, I didn’t mean for you to jump right in. Romance darling... please. 1.1928 0.03514 166 138 24 4
5148 Here. I brought some mouth wash. 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
5149 What did you think was down its throat? 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
5150 I said a foot higher- you’re not listening to me! 1.1925 0.03688 161 135 21 5
5151 I thought you had decided the circus was not for you! 1.1925 0.03352 187 156 26 5
5152 Roy! Stop folling around 1.1923 0.03651 156 130 22 4
5153 It may take more than that to get accepted to the circus 1.1923 0.03408 182 152 25 5
5154 That's not how you mount a hunting trophy, either. 1.1923 0.03417 156 128 26 2
5155 My post mortem revenge is sweeter than your riesling. 1.1923 0.03638 130 106 23 1
5156 I still say it goes fine with the room. 1.1921 0.03178 177 145 30 2
5157 When you said it was a ‘draw’ I had no idea... 1.1921 0.03374 177 147 26 4
5158 Who's written the name on our carpet? 1.1921 0.03649 177 150 20 7
5159 Stay back - you could get COVID! 1.1921 0.03559 177 149 22 6
5160 Is this about where you want it? 1.1921 0.03559 177 149 22 6
5161 Sorry for making you hurry. My husband just called - he won't be home before midnight. 1.1921 0.03842 151 127 19 5
5162 Wow. I really spoke too soon. 1.1919 0.03534 198 169 20 9
5163 Did you have to use the word ‘Safari’? 1.1919 0.02983 198 162 34 2
5164 Leo, I thought you had become a vegetarian. 1.1919 0.03433 172 143 25 4
5165 Now we’re both losing our minds. 1.1919 0.03718 172 146 19 7
5166 I said “ stick stick your lying head up you ass!” 1.1918 0.04160 146 125 14 7
5167 I told you the spirit would haunt you. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
5168 John, why doesn’t the lion have bulging eyeballs like mine? 1.1916 0.03282 167 137 28 2
5169 Eeny, meeny, miny, fred Lion's got you by the head I told you not to do that, Ted, Eeny, meeny, miny, fred. 1.1916 0.03696 167 141 20 6
5170 I told you there was no hole in the back of the thing. 1.1916 0.03282 167 137 28 2
5171 A lion on the head is worth two in the bush. 1.1916 0.03495 167 139 24 4
5172 So, do you like my vegan casserole or not? 1.1915 0.03335 188 157 26 5
5173 Daniel, Get your head out of there and let's go back to the den. 1.1915 0.03069 188 154 32 2
5174 For heaven's sake, Leo! I was just bringing you an apéritif - fortunately, limoncello also makes a wonderful digestif. 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
5175 I told you your position was unsustainable. 1.1914 0.03770 162 137 19 6
5176 Well now he’s got your tongue. Happy, Larry? 1.1914 0.03667 162 136 21 5
5177 Rex, put him down, and I'll bring you a saucer of milk. Or would you prefer a dead antelope? 1.1914 0.03667 162 136 21 5
5178 Courage my love. 1.1914 0.03451 162 134 25 3
5179 I think he's still angry about the whole taxidermy mix-up. 1.1914 0.03667 162 136 21 5
5180 I think your ready, I mean how different could it be to tame a real one? 1.1912 0.03090 204 169 31 4
5181 You said it was vegan! 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
5182 I told you not to use a taxidermist off Kijiji 1.1911 0.03740 157 132 20 5
5183 When realism gets too real... 1.1911 0.03397 157 129 26 2
5184 Yes, Trump still claims he won by many, many votes." 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
5185 Leo, let Don Jr. go. He was just kidding. 1.1911 0.03740 157 132 20 5
5186 Oh, Frank! I told you to stop trying to straighten it out !!! 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
5187 This is not what I had in mind when I got a trophy head husband. 1.1911 0.03630 157 131 22 4
5188 When you bought something cheap off of amazon 1.1910 0.03541 178 150 22 6
5189 I guess you really don’t like the wine! 1.1910 0.03450 178 149 24 5
5190 Oh my gosh Henry, you gave that act up years ago!! 1.1910 0.03450 178 149 24 5
5191 I asked you to practice your lion-tamer skills in the basement while the pandemic has kept us housebound. 1.1910 0.03357 178 148 26 4
5192 Oy vey! You chased and grabbed the pussy. Now the pussy is grabbing you back! 1.1908 0.03931 152 129 17 6
5193 Let go,Armie! 1.1908 0.03703 152 127 21 4
5194 Nature is healing. 1.1908 0.03703 152 127 21 4
5195 I don’t think PETA accepts self-defense as an excuse! 1.1908 0.03607 173 146 21 6
5196 I told you to go with the zebra skin. 1.1908 0.03212 173 142 29 2
5197 Once he senses that you're afraid of glass eyes, that's it. 1.1908 0.03212 173 142 29 2
5198 Dammit, Joanne, just bring me the spray can cooking oil! 1.1908 0.03512 173 145 23 5
5199 It’s not as off-the-wall when they're on the wall. 1.1907 0.03098 194 160 31 3
5200 I called a veterinarian. They will stop by for a house call. 1.1907 0.03183 194 161 29 4
5201 Oh damn, I forgot to nail in the hanger. 1.1905 0.03372 168 139 26 3
5202 Looking Goooood, Honey ! 1.1905 0.04019 147 125 16 6
5203 Honey it was supposed to be dead before you put it on the wall! 1.1905 0.03577 168 141 22 5
5204 Who knew that's what you meant when you said you were 'down in the mouth.' 1.1905 0.03485 189 160 22 7
5205 OMG! I knew there was something VERY different about THAT lion! 1.1902 0.03374 184 154 25 5
5206 Now that I see it with our decor, I believe you were right: deep sea fishing would have worked better than safari. 1.1902 0.03541 163 136 23 4
5207 When you yelled, "NO Lion!!", I thought you were lying. 1.1902 0.03541 163 136 23 4
5208 Was that you or him? 1.1902 0.03432 163 135 25 3
5209 Honey, your head is in the lion 1.1902 0.03945 163 140 15 8
5210 I said you were a "lyin' fool," you idiot, not food for a lion. 1.1902 0.03646 163 137 21 5
5211 Everything’s fine. It’s more humane this way. 1.1902 0.03432 163 135 25 3
5212 I told you not to bite off more than you can chew. 1.1902 0.03432 163 135 25 3
5213 I told you not to use Lenny the taxidermist. 1.1899 0.03433 179 150 24 5
5214 Don't pretend to be King Richard the Lion Headed! 1.1899 0.03609 158 132 22 4
5215 Let me spin you around three times, and then try again." 1.1899 0.03826 158 134 18 6
5216 Okay, okay, you really are a lion tamer! 1.1899 0.03609 158 132 22 4
5217 Why do you always have to lead with your head like a football running back? 1.1899 0.03609 158 132 22 4
5218 You should really keep him on a leash. 1.1899 0.03609 158 132 22 4
5219 He remembers you from the Columbia-Yale alumni rugby match. 1.1899 0.03719 158 133 20 5
5220 I told you to bite clean through. Now it's going to get a bit messy. 1.1899 0.03826 158 134 18 6
5221 Don't spill your wine on the carpet. 1.1899 0.03609 158 132 22 4
5222 No, it’s not an appropriate mask for the orgy even if they do call you the “Pussy King.” 1.1897 0.03410 195 165 23 7
5223 When I said I was interested in seeing "Jaws" tonight, this isn't what I meant. 1.1897 0.03494 174 146 23 5
5224 Oh my...you really did buy live art...at what kind of price! 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
5225 ok honey, I'll be the lion tamer and you can be the audience. 1.1895 0.03562 153 127 23 3
5226 Taxidermist wall of shame? 1.1893 0.03458 169 141 24 4
5227 now whose King of the Lions ? 1.1893 0.03934 169 146 14 9
5228 Mmpfmmpfmmfp. 1.1892 0.03611 185 158 19 8
5229 I had a feeling your message of karma would someday come back to bite you. 1.1892 0.03178 185 153 29 3
5230 Guess what! I found it in the car. 1.1892 0.03503 148 122 24 2
5231 Serves you right for committing "tax" fraud. 1.1892 0.03877 148 125 18 5
5232 The circus went out of business, Harry. 1.1890 0.03302 164 135 27 2
5233 You’ll get no sympathy from me! 1.1890 0.03521 164 137 23 4
5234 Honey?! I don’t think shooting this thing 5 times was enough!” 1.1890 0.03626 164 138 21 5
5235 After work tomorrow, go to my mother’s, pick up her blue berry pie. Stop at the laundry, stop for milk and go for......,.......... 1.1889 0.03415 180 151 24 5
5236 C'mon Dave, get a grip! So what if your Uber rating is down a star?" 1.1889 0.03415 180 151 24 5
5237 Have you seen the hot sauce? 1.1889 0.03323 180 150 26 4
5238 I will just yell into it’s ears! 1.1889 0.03415 180 151 24 5
5239 Bert, next time I wouldn't say 'I'm hungry as a lion" when you ask when dinner will be ready. 1.1887 0.03475 159 132 24 3
5240 It's all right. This is the ninth time it's happened. 1.1887 0.03588 159 133 22 4
5241 Poor Martha. That’s not the cheap thrill she had in mind after months of being sheltered in with Howard. 1.1887 0.03359 159 131 26 2
5242 One of us is tripping balls and I hope to fuck it's not me. 1.1887 0.03697 159 134 20 5
5243 I told you to stop mounting predators, Larry. You could have at least bought him dinner first. 1.1887 0.03359 159 131 26 2
5244 He wasn't roaring at you, Mayer. 1.1887 0.03697 159 134 20 5
5245 Even though you said you wouldn't do that, apparently you were Lion to me. 1.1886 0.03380 175 146 25 4
5246 You just had to have a Banksy! 1.1885 0.03287 191 160 26 5
5247 My my, I must say, 'He was patient.' 1.1883 0.03659 154 129 21 4
5248 George, he sure doesn't appear to be dead! 1.1883 0.03541 154 128 23 3
5249 The dealer said it’s the latest thing in pop art.” 1.1883 0.03991 154 132 15 7
5250 Oh Darrel - I can see asking your help with hanging this wasn’t a good idea. 1.1883 0.03659 154 129 21 4
5251 Class Wars Episode V: Cecil The Lion Strikes Back 1.1883 0.03659 154 129 21 4
5252 Should’ve stopped at grabbing the tiger by the tail.... 1.1882 0.03539 170 143 22 5
5253 I just wish the taxidermist had told us he was the star in the movie Born Free. 1.1882 0.03539 170 143 22 5
5254 Honey, don’t you think we are taking this virtual reality craze a bit too far? 1.1882 0.03730 170 145 18 7
5255 I think he's trying to tell you more to the right. 1.1882 0.03336 170 141 26 3
5256 I know you're a Leo, but enough with the theatrics 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
5257 I told you not to get a live lion head. 1.1879 0.03610 149 124 22 3
5258 I told you to KILL IT FIRST, Cecil! 1.1879 0.03707 165 140 19 6
5259 Stop feeding Freddy 1.1879 0.03501 165 138 23 4
5260 Strange, he went for the Chardonnay, I thought Lions preferred red. 1.1879 0.03805 165 141 17 7
5261 Sorry, are you Siegfried, or Roy? Or a third person? No matter, you’re all dead now I guess. 1.1879 0.03605 165 139 21 5
5262 O.M.G.,your cursed. It’s the revenge of the trophy head. 1.1878 0.03398 181 152 24 5
5263 That belonged to my great-Uncle Frankenstein. 1.1875 0.03567 160 134 22 4
5264 You should have known, this Trump trophy ate Republicans for breakfast. 1.1875 0.03676 160 135 20 5
5265 You'd vote for the head-eating lions all over again, wouldn't you? 1.1875 0.03567 160 134 22 4
5266 I don't care if you are The Lion King's lead producer. I knew keeping Simba here during the Broadway shut down was a bad idea!" 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
5267 Bdkrm! Gldxd pfisa r wujor ood, dammit! 1.1875 0.03455 160 133 24 3
5268 How's the plaque situation? 1.1875 0.03676 160 135 20 5
5269 I don’t think Ralph Ellison meant you to take it literally. 1.1875 0.03340 160 132 26 2
5270 Promise me you'll switch back to the hair growth pills next week. 1.1875 0.03264 176 146 27 3
5271 I've asked you before to stop eating so many sardines. 1.1875 0.03567 160 134 22 4
5272 Not bad, but it needs salt. 1.1875 0.03676 160 135 20 5
5273 I thought only snakes could do that? 1.1872 0.03410 187 158 23 6
5274 I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I think you're getting ahead of yourself. 1.1871 0.03421 171 143 24 4
5275 Honey, I know you are into art, but isn't this going a bit too far? 1.1871 0.03213 171 141 28 2
5276 If you were a real lion, you’d be on the wall. 1.1871 0.03520 155 129 23 3
5277 A little higher on the right - no that's left - other side! Geez Louise! 1.1871 0.03750 155 131 19 5
5278 I think the saying is, "Hold my beer." 1.1871 0.03860 155 132 17 6
5279 Look on the bright side honey, you did say you wanted more lifelike artwork. 1.1871 0.03399 155 128 25 2
5280 Becoming a lion won't make you 33. 1.1871 0.03761 139 116 20 3
5281 Just a little to the right and don't move until I get the Mauser 1.1868 0.03469 182 154 22 6
5282 You just can't let it go now, can you? 1.1867 0.03376 166 138 25 3
5283 Wow, that's some crazy shit. 1.1867 0.03482 166 139 23 4
5284 I have the heart and head of a lion. . . and a ban from the zoo. 1.1867 0.03482 166 139 23 4
5285 We have become good friends during quarantine. 1.1867 0.03376 166 138 25 3
5286 I knew you always wanted to be in the circus but. . . 1.1867 0.03588 150 125 22 3
5287 Now THAT’LL certainly impress the circus staff at your audition! 1.1867 0.03829 150 127 18 5
5288 Big shot, you think Siegfried will come calling now that Roy's gone? 1.1865 0.03338 193 163 24 6
5289 Ooh- eeeh. I guess the lion had insomnia tonight. 1.1864 0.03439 177 149 23 5
5290 That's just gas escaping. 1.1864 0.03531 177 150 21 6
5291 Easy Tiger 1.1864 0.03247 177 147 27 3
5292 I told you to do something, but that wasn't quite it. 1.1864 0.03345 177 148 25 4
5293 This is what you get for trying to engage in a pride contest. 1.1863 0.03321 161 133 26 2
5294 Honey, I told you the sign said 'Do Not Feed the Animals' 1.1863 0.03436 161 134 24 3
5295 The latest addition of "Rifleman Magazine" came today. 1.1863 0.03436 161 134 24 3
5296 Gerry, are you sure you don't want me to hold that spirit level? 1.1863 0.03655 161 136 20 5
5297 Well, George, I guess there is a God, and his name is Leo. 1.1863 0.03760 161 137 18 6
5298 Didn't you let the cat out? 1.1863 0.03547 161 135 22 4
5299 Did you forget to feed him again? 1.1863 0.03547 161 135 22 4
5300 I think you will need much more practice on the real thing if your thinking of replacing Siegfried and Roy” 1.1862 0.03132 188 156 29 3
5301 It’s probably better than what his body would be doing to you. 1.1860 0.03402 172 144 24 4
5302 If you’re looking for a stud, try the mirror 1.1860 0.03501 172 145 22 5
5303 You seemed ready for the Lion's share. What really happened? Theoni Moschetti, Boulder CO 1.1859 0.03499 156 130 23 3
5304 Yep, you’re right, Eric. A lot of things really don’t work the way we always thought they did. Your dad didn’t think he could be impeached after he left office either! 1.1859 0.03728 156 132 19 5
5305 Maybe lions just don't have tonsils. 1.1858 0.03084 183 151 30 2
5306 See? What’d I tell you?! 1.1858 0.03452 183 155 22 6
5307 Actually, it’s the free fall after he passes you that is most troubling. 1.1858 0.03180 183 152 28 3
5308 That's what you get for buying circus performance art. 1.1856 0.03566 167 141 21 5
5309 It is never too late for a revenge, you are next! 1.1856 0.03248 167 138 27 2
5310 I told you not to look the gift lion in the mouth. 1.1854 0.03566 151 126 22 3
5311 Honey, you were told he was a circus lion. 1.1854 0.03688 151 127 20 4
5312 I told you not to cancel our membership in Friends of the Earth 1.1854 0.03920 151 129 16 6
5313 I know you don't like cats but this is ridiculous! 1.1854 0.03131 178 147 29 2
5314 You should continue preying 1.1854 0.03689 178 153 17 8
5315 Now will you stop your virtual reality exoerinent? 1.1854 0.03513 178 151 21 6
5316 You're going to get a neck ache once you hang that. 1.1852 0.03527 162 136 22 4
5317 *muffled screams of unimaginable agony* 1.1852 0.03292 189 159 25 5
5318 You look so much better now. Gone is the bald scalp, the drooping eyes, and the deadpan look you always had when you stared at me. 1.1852 0.03839 162 139 16 7
5319 Candy never lost her head. Even when she was giving head. 1.1850 0.03670 173 148 18 7
5320 This hotel still has a landline?! 1.1850 0.03482 173 146 22 5
5321 If you mention one more time how rich the wine is, I'll tell him to bite. 1.1850 0.03179 173 143 28 2
5322 When you said it was stuffed, I didn’t think you meant it like this... 1.1850 0.03179 173 143 28 2
5323 So...... what should I say to Mr. Trump about the audit? 1.1849 0.03888 146 124 17 5
5324 I told you not to hang it up, but you are too pigheaded to listen. And now you are lion-headed, too. 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
5325 Have some wine it will calm your nerves or you will be tastily better 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
5326 I don’t think the circus will hire you anytime soon, Harold. 1.1847 0.03479 157 131 23 3
5327 Maybe the cougar didn't swallow but the lion sure will. 1.1845 0.03546 168 142 21 5
5328 I told you, Marty. You can take a lion out of his pride but you can’t take pride out of the lion. 1.1845 0.03339 168 140 25 3
5329 You stuck your neck out again!, and I’m sick of it! 1.1844 0.03976 141 120 16 5
5330 Alright, Wilbur, I’m going to get drunk in the bathroom and watch 90 Day on my phone. If you’re still stuck in that thing by the morning I’ll call the super to come and split it open 1.1844 0.03712 141 118 20 3
5331 Nature bites last 1.1844 0.03404 179 151 23 5
5332 Honey,when you look at me that way you gives me paws! 1.1844 0.03404 179 151 23 5
5333 Honey, I love what you did to your hair. Now you should do the nose job. 1.1844 0.03310 179 150 25 4
5334 Be careful. Leo’s getting ahead of you. 1.1844 0.03584 179 153 19 7
5335 I see you are allergic to cats. 1.1842 0.03896 152 130 16 6
5336 I realize hunting is your all-consuming passion, but this appears rather excessive. 1.1842 0.03420 152 126 24 2
5337 See what happens when your Priceline hotel is The Red Lion Inn?! 1.1842 0.03360 190 161 23 6
5338 (Muffled) “Honey, I got the cat’s tongue!” 1.1842 0.03545 152 127 22 3
5339 It is pay payback time! 1.1842 0.03545 152 127 22 3
5340 I guess it wasnt dry yet 1.1842 0.03783 152 129 18 5
5341 Wow! Clever disguise! Who knew lions were so smart?! 1.1840 0.03507 163 137 22 4
5342 GEORGE! Did he get your drink???? 1.1840 0.03613 163 138 20 5
5343 Vacationing at the sheep station was a better idea, no? 1.1840 0.03613 163 138 20 5
5344 I told you we should've got the Monkey's Paw instead. 1.1840 0.03613 163 138 20 5
5345 Courage dear, they promised to have the streaming service restored by Sunday. 1.1840 0.03284 163 135 26 2
5346 C’mon keep your head in the game it’s still crooked 1.1840 0.03613 163 138 20 5
5347 Jonas, get your head out of the lion! 1.1840 0.03507 163 137 22 4
5348 So, is it manly to be eaten by a lion? 1.1839 0.03366 174 146 24 4
5349 That’s what you get for mounting the head of a circus Lion! 1.1839 0.03558 174 148 20 6
5350 Do you think you might be enacting feelings of guilt? 1.1839 0.03163 174 144 28 2
5351 Nice kitty, nice kitty. 1.1839 0.03366 174 146 24 4
5352 I'm trying to get my head in the game. 1.1839 0.03366 174 146 24 4
5353 Uhh not this again 1.1839 0.03558 174 148 20 6
5354 Well, I do see why Doctor Dolittle didn’t go to dental school. 1.1839 0.03366 174 146 24 4
5355 I'm not sure who had the last word 1.1838 0.03149 185 154 28 3
5356 I'm not sure that's what Ralph Ellison meant. 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
5357 Honey, I think we’d better start happy hour a little early today. 1.1834 0.03321 169 141 25 3
5358 Honey,the neighbors redecorated! 1.1833 0.03198 180 150 27 3
5359 Don’t worry - Aslan is just using you to get rid of his plaque 1.1833 0.03099 180 149 29 2
5360 You’re taking quarantining much too seriously! 1.1832 0.03723 131 109 20 2
5361 You shouldn't have said decapitation ends the prey drive. 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
5362 No caption needed! 1.1830 0.03982 153 132 14 7
5363 He got tired of watching you 'lion' around. 1.1829 0.03378 164 137 24 3
5364 ...can't serve it much colder than that. 1.1829 0.03593 164 139 20 5
5365 So, you just HAD to go it alone. 1.1829 0.03445 175 148 22 5
5366 But this ISN'T the lion's den! 1.1829 0.03349 175 147 24 4
5367 I was speaking metaphorically, Fred, when I said , "I saw the King inside." 1.1829 0.03249 175 146 26 3
5368 Why don't you just transfer to the chihuahua club? 1.1824 0.03840 148 126 17 5
5369 Now I know what that cord in the bedroom was. 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
5370 Yes, I know they are both dead now, but it is still too soon for a "Sigfried and Roy" Halloween costume. 1.1824 0.03770 159 136 17 6
5371 Ya won't find it in there either, ya yella bellied coward. 1.1824 0.03663 159 135 19 5
5372 “I told you he wouldn’t want to be there.” 1.1824 0.03439 159 133 23 3
5373 Is it fresh? The fresh ones smell like wildebeest." 1.1824 0.03553 159 134 21 4
5374 I’ll help you as soon as I finish the wine we got on that shameful trophy-hunting safari. 1.1824 0.03770 159 136 17 6
5375 AAAAAHHHH!! NO! NO! HOW IS THIS HAPPENING? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. NO!!! 1.1824 0.03508 170 144 21 5
5376 You make dent de lion too literal. 1.1824 0.03085 170 140 29 1
5377 Do unto others as you would have them do - - - 1.1823 0.03459 181 154 21 6
5378 I am so jealous! 1.1823 0.03488 192 165 19 8
5379 I don’t care what GQ says. This isn’t a “conversation piece”, it’s just the dumbest hat I’ve ever seen. 1.1818 0.03573 165 140 20 5
5380 you're getting a head of yourself 1.1818 0.03232 176 147 26 3
5381 Maybe we should take it out for a bite. 1.1818 0.03612 176 151 18 7
5382 Bill, will you hold my drink for a second? 1.1818 0.03622 154 130 20 4
5383 Maybe stuffing Bob with his trophy was not a good idea. 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
5384 Your head's in a lion's mouth! 1.1818 0.03573 165 140 20 5
5385 I should have been more explicit about where I wanted you to kiss me. 1.1818 0.03665 143 120 20 3
5386 You can the boy out of the circus but you can't take the circus out of the boy. 1.1818 0.03232 176 147 26 3
5387 Let it go. We have lots of glasses in the kitchen. 1.1818 0.03468 165 139 22 4
5388 " I told you we should have gotten your mother to hang that godforsaken gift of hers. " 1.1813 0.03058 193 161 29 3
5389 I hereby declare our "Roman Holiday" role play a success 1.1813 0.03230 193 163 25 5
5390 Honey, I think you better change you taxidermist! 1.1813 0.03260 182 153 25 4
5391 Oh Roy! Will you never learn? 1.1813 0.03489 171 145 21 5
5392 Since you’re in over your head, why not check for any gold fillings? 1.1813 0.03069 171 141 29 1
5393 Proof of Life? 1.1813 0.03286 171 143 25 3
5394 For Gods sake Mel, you don’t have to chew my head off. 1.1813 0.03286 171 143 25 3
5395 Your Cousin Bennie the great taxidermist! 1.1812 0.03532 160 135 21 4
5396 Fred, what did you do with the appetizers? 1.1812 0.03642 160 136 19 5
5397 I told you you shouldn't go hunting if you can't kill the animal, George. 1.1812 0.03419 160 134 23 3
5398 Had you not objected to a small glass of wine,things would be different now. 1.1812 0.03419 160 134 23 3
5399 What an unusual hair ball! 1.1812 0.03695 149 126 19 4
5400 Get the shotgun! The lion’s head has come back to life! 1.1810 0.02750 221 183 36 2
5401 So, you still think putting the lion in the den was a good idea? G.E. Byrne 1.1808 0.03502 177 151 20 6
5402 Honey, the vet said we should feed the cat a raw organic diet. 1.1808 0.03114 177 147 28 2
5403 You get so stressed out during taxidermy season 1.1807 0.03449 166 140 22 4
5404 They call it repressed memory. 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
5405 And how do you prepare the dish called revenge? 1.1806 0.03360 155 129 24 2
5406 No! You're putting it on backward! 1.1806 0.03715 155 132 18 5
5407 Well, looks better than your usual 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
5408 I told you that it would work out better with the head end out on the balcony. 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
5409 I don't care if it helps you balance, it's spooky! 1.1803 0.03244 183 154 25 4
5410 I’m gonna fucken kill you!!! You hear me??!!!? I’m gonna FUCKEN KILL YOU!!!!! 1.1802 0.03567 172 147 19 6
5411 How am I every going to keep a man with you hanging around? 1.1802 0.03268 172 144 25 3
5412 I'm just as angry with Disney executives as you are, but this is no way to address sequel vows. 1.1801 0.03400 161 135 23 3
5413 Honey, do you think this will go better in the bathroom? 1.1801 0.03400 161 135 23 3
5414 Sure Sandra had gone home with a werelion, but now his head was on backwards, and no amount of day-drinking or afternoon peyote or early evening DMT or nighttime ketamine was going to fix this shit… 1.1800 0.03908 150 129 15 6
5415 I don't think it's up to Covid standards. 1.1800 0.03792 150 128 17 5
5416 The zoo said that's not how it happened. 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
5417 Cecil? 1.1796 0.03533 167 142 20 5
5418 I promise to unload the dishwasher next time! 1.1796 0.03533 167 142 20 5
5419 Yes, it was a fraught moment, but it’s in the past. 1.1795 0.03214 156 129 26 1
5420 I know you miss Leo, honey, but the Ringling Bros. aren't coming back. 1.1795 0.03579 156 132 20 4
5421 Love the cat hat! 1.1795 0.03693 156 133 18 5
5422 Quick, pass me the wine! 1.1795 0.03910 156 135 14 7
5423 You must have said something that upset him. 1.1795 0.03462 156 131 22 3
5424 Please stop, Ted. You've eaten everything but his head. 1.1795 0.03803 156 134 16 6
5425 To get out, you need to solve the riddle backwards! 1.1795 0.03462 156 131 22 3
5426 I told you he looked angry! 1.1793 0.03134 184 154 27 3
5427 That was good practice. Now, when Leonard arrives and starts his usual routine, you'll know what to do. 1.1793 0.03618 145 122 20 3
5428 Hunny, it's ok! New shows will stream again! 1.1793 0.03484 145 121 22 2
5429 "How can you get a head if you keeping ignoring dead lions? 1.1792 0.03146 173 144 27 2
5430 Yes...the gnu trophy is here! 1.1792 0.03353 173 146 23 4
5431 For the love of what? Just find the cork, I can't understand you. 1.1792 0.03037 173 143 29 1
5432 I told you it was still alive! 1.1792 0.03547 173 148 19 6
5433 For the last time, I don't think you'll find the lamp in there. 1.1790 0.03492 162 137 21 4
5434 I TOLD you not to hide the kibble in there! 1.1790 0.03600 162 138 19 5
5435 Gerald you shouldn’t underestimate him, he is king of the jungle. 1.1790 0.03600 162 138 19 5
5436 Why do you have such a problem with white wine? 1.1790 0.03381 162 136 23 3
5437 Before becoming a decorator, I hear you were a lion tamer. 1.1789 0.03334 190 162 22 6
5438 ...And so me and my internet buddies went to battle with the ferocious hedge funds like... THIS! 1.1788 0.03399 151 126 23 2
5439 I’d be “lyin’” if I didn’t call this a cat-ass-trophy 1.1788 0.03769 151 129 17 5
5440 i told ya not to bring that thing into this house. 1.1788 0.03083 179 149 28 2
5441 I think the Lions Club needs a new annual award trophy. 1.1788 0.03374 179 152 22 5
5442 I told you it was not yet stuffed. 1.1786 0.03411 168 142 22 4
5443 I guess you had no choice. 1.1786 0.03514 168 143 20 5
5444 Have a drink. It’s not that bad! 1.1786 0.03305 168 141 24 3
5445 Maybe birdbrained does make you a canary. 1.1786 0.03514 168 143 20 5
5446 Save your strength for the tiger and bear... 1.1786 0.03614 168 144 18 6
5447 Sorry, is there something in my teeth? 1.1786 0.03961 140 120 15 5
5448 I told you to give the last meal before the hanging. 1.1786 0.03195 168 140 26 2
5449 And this is when I mentioned the courage part of the story! 1.1784 0.03302 185 157 23 5
5450 I guess that’s one way to show who’s king of the castle. 1.1783 0.03671 157 134 18 5
5451 I guess nature didn't think a glass of wine would suffice anymore. 1.1783 0.03558 157 133 20 4
5452 So is your wallet in there? I've been trying to leave this party for over an hour, Charles. 1.1783 0.03441 157 132 22 3
5453 The lion's share of the décor is quite gripping 1.1782 0.03433 174 148 21 5
5454 They do eat their young. 1.1782 0.03335 174 147 23 4
5455 Don't worry, Margaret. It's just a phase he is going through. 1.1782 0.03335 174 147 23 4
5456 No, I don't have any Herbes de Provence. Why? 1.1780 0.03059 191 160 28 3
5457 You're not really going to practice removing tonsils on him, are you? 1.1779 0.03472 163 138 21 4
5458 Aslan! Simba! Anybody! 1.1779 0.03362 163 137 23 3
5459 I told you catnip would not make your hair grow back. 1.1779 0.03472 163 138 21 4
5460 TFW you put shrooms in the wine. 1.1779 0.03362 163 137 23 3
5461 And I thought it was just rattlesnakes which could kill you after there dead 1.1776 0.03379 152 127 23 2
5462 Now Freeze, we can hang it with you in it. 1.1776 0.03379 152 127 23 2
5463 Turnabout's fair play--you did beard him in his den first. 1.1776 0.03247 152 126 25 1
5464 I told you white wine doesn’t go with wildebeest! 1.1775 0.03392 169 143 22 4
5465 I knew you'd lost your head when you suggested that would be allowed in my living room. 1.1775 0.03495 169 144 20 5
5466 Ok, ok, you may have another glass of wine. Geez 1.1775 0.03691 169 146 16 7
5467 I'm sorry I got a little caught up in things. 1.1775 0.03065 169 140 28 1
5468 Cat didn't get your tongue. It's devouring your whole head." Patty Clark, Encinitas C 1.1775 0.03495 169 144 20 5
5469 Ralph! Will you please stop gazelling around?! 1.1775 0.03392 169 143 22 4
5470 Some kill! 1.1775 0.03178 169 141 26 2
5471 Maybe a Bob Ross painting of a lion would look better here. 1.1773 0.03935 141 121 15 5
5472 Honey - Careful! I think he's flirting with me. 1.1772 0.03301 158 132 24 2
5473 The Level-Beheaded 1.1772 0.03421 158 133 22 3
5474 JUST OFFER HIM THIS GLASS OF CABERNET. HE'LL OPEN HIS MOUTH 1.1772 0.03301 158 132 24 2
5475 See I told you Phil this is what happens when you get INTO taxidermy. 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
5476 I have wine! Maybe he will open his mouth and take a sip? 1.1772 0.03177 158 131 26 1
5477 That's what you get Frank for buying that circus lion's head! 1.1772 0.03301 158 132 24 2
5478 I love how your so into your trophy collection. 1.1771 0.03510 175 150 19 6
5479 I’d label it ‘Revenge of the Lion King.’ 1.1771 0.03415 175 149 21 5
5480 You should see the mess on the other side. 1.1768 0.03343 164 138 23 3
5481 Daniel, I believe you. You don't need to reenact the lion's den again. 1.1768 0.03343 164 138 23 3
5482 I'm sure I've put the bloody keys in here...! 1.1768 0.03453 164 139 21 4
5483 After you’re done rehearing for when our guests arrive, can you help me open the card table? 1.1768 0.03453 164 139 21 4
5484 Stop showing off! Pull your head out and straighten the picture! 1.1768 0.03560 164 140 19 5
5485 Are you sure that thing is not alive? 1.1768 0.03343 164 138 23 3
5486 You know, you're not supposed to bite the head that feeds you, but since you did, would you like some wine to wash it down? 1.1768 0.03247 181 153 24 4
5487 It is eating me Holy crap 1.1768 0.03151 181 152 26 3
5488 Honey! The cat bit me again! 1.1768 0.03340 181 154 22 5
5489 Better late than never! 1.1765 0.03374 170 144 22 4
5490 Now I thought I was done for, but he tasted my Rogaine and spit me right out. 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
5491 Revenge porn is getting out of hand. 1.1765 0.03269 170 143 24 3
5492 You have verify everything my Dad says. See,his tongue is soft! 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
5493 Like I said, Ted, there's always unfinished business. 1.1765 0.03374 170 144 22 4
5494 Are you SURE you're not bored? 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
5495 A little to the left a a little out 1.1765 0.03606 153 130 19 4
5496 Are you crazy? How many times have I told you, 'No Frenchin' that pussy cat.' 1.1761 0.03397 176 150 21 5
5497 Honey, it isn't what it looks like! 1.1761 0.03159 159 132 26 1
5498 I told if you want to go big game hunting, go to Africa, not the circus. 1.1761 0.03736 159 137 16 6
5499 What a beastly thing to do! 1.1761 0.03283 159 133 24 2
5500 Repeat after me “Hakuna Maratha” 1.1758 0.03323 182 155 22 5
5501 You do the hokey-pokey? You turn yourself around?...... Is that what it's all about? Well! 1.1758 0.03643 165 142 17 6
5502 Well, you did always complain that a singing fish wasn't realistic. 1.1758 0.03434 165 140 21 4
5503 Well, he wasn't lion about being able to fit his head in there... 1.1758 0.03643 165 142 17 6
5504 I have always warned you darling: revenge is a dish best served cold. 1.1758 0.03324 165 139 23 3
5505 Just like I told you, this is what happens when you don't go fur-free! 1.1758 0.03540 165 141 19 5
5506 He ate all the avocado toast so I ate him. 1.1757 0.03551 148 125 20 3
5507 Yes, the acoustics do make your voice sound sexy but three months is three months. Put it on the wall. 1.1757 0.03419 148 124 22 2
5508 I said hang it not fang it 1.1755 0.03165 188 159 25 4
5509 I meant you'd be in danger if you go back to the office before you've gotten the vaccine. 1.1754 0.03356 171 145 22 4
5510 Stop it, you’re scaring me. 1.1754 0.03252 171 144 24 3
5511 The circus wants you to use a live lion 1.1754 0.03356 171 145 22 4
5512 The newest product from the makers of Billy Bass is a little too lifelike for Bill and Linda's liking. But who's ever seen a singing lion? 1.1754 0.03650 171 148 16 7
5513 The curse of the Wimoweh is real! 1.1754 0.03555 171 147 18 6
5514 PWNED, BIOTCH!!! 1.1753 0.03584 154 131 19 4
5515 Honey, I'm pretty sure that's an African lion, not a Detroit Lion. 1.1753 0.03701 154 132 17 5
5516 That's not what I mean when I said 'put your head in the lion's mouth.' 1.1753 0.03584 154 131 19 4
5517 Now whose the beast? 1.1751 0.02975 177 147 29 1
5518 You are just hanging around way too long with your trophies, Harald. 1.1751 0.03183 177 149 25 3
5519 The Lion won’t sleep to-note! 1.1751 0.03183 177 149 25 3
5520 I thought the ram headbutting you was a one- off. 1.1750 0.03382 160 135 22 3
5521 I did already warn you that I am opposed to animal cruelty. 1.1750 0.03496 160 136 20 4
5522 Call the dentist! 1.1750 0.03714 160 138 16 6
5523 I just said get your head out of your butt 1.1750 0.03607 160 137 18 5
5524 I guess you weren’t lyin 1.1750 0.03607 160 137 18 5
5525 not sure if I am the hunted or the hunter 1.1750 0.03607 160 137 18 5
5526 Now do you believe in ghosts? I told you that this used to be Roy Horn's apartment! 1.1747 0.03415 166 141 21 4
5527 Honey, I can't seem to find my glass of wine. 1.1747 0.03306 166 140 23 3
5528 Honey, you still haven’t explained what the lion was seeking at that altitude. 1.1747 0.03306 166 140 23 3
5529 You should've told Him not to bit your head off! 1.1747 0.03306 166 140 23 3
5530 But darling, Kimberly and Don Jr. have already seen you in that. 1.1745 0.04122 149 131 10 8
5531 I guess lion headed was a bit too realistic of a character trait 1.1745 0.03777 149 128 16 5
5532 I told you not to get that hunting kit second-hand! 1.1744 0.03234 172 145 24 3
5533 A little to the rawwwrrrr-ight. 1.1744 0.03127 172 144 26 2
5534 It's happy hour, but you've chosen a deep dive into our safari plans. 1.1744 0.03438 172 147 20 5
5535 Karma darling?” “ Perhaps they lure you “hunters” with alcohol 1.1744 0.03438 172 147 20 5
5536 New on ABC this summer The Trophy-Wife airing just after The Bachelorette. 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
5537 Have you ever seen Snapped, that show about the wives that murder their husbands? That is some good TV! 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
5538 Talk about"Roar of the Greasepaint" 1.1742 0.03563 155 132 19 4
5539 Don't worry. I am only practicing my assertive demeanor for tomorrow's board meeting. 1.1742 0.03634 178 155 15 8
5540 Honey, why did you tell me that lions like to dab? 1.1742 0.03634 178 155 15 8
5541 Plaque reads: "Generously donated by the Safari Veterinary School of Feline Dentistry." 1.1742 0.03455 178 153 19 6
5542 Basil, haven't you hung that yet? 1.1741 0.02861 201 168 31 2
5543 I told you the IRS would not let you go this easy, 1.1739 0.03693 161 139 16 6
5544 This is decidedly NOT what I expected to discover when I heard you call out, 'Heads up, Martha!' 1.1739 0.03363 161 136 22 3
5545 O don't need a level. I can clearly see it is still crooked! 1.1739 0.03289 184 157 22 5
5546 Doc, you're too much into your work. 1.1739 0.03363 161 136 22 3
5547 I like to pair a pinot grigio with a white collar entrée. 1.1739 0.03245 161 135 24 2
5548 Quick, a little more to the left . . . hurry! 1.1739 0.03245 161 135 24 2
5549 What was that, Kevin? I can't quite hear you." Mark P. Robinson, San Francisco, Calif 1.1737 0.03396 167 142 21 4
5550 Leo, you've lost your head over mounting the lion 1.1736 0.03731 144 123 17 4
5551 I said 'wall.' 1.1734 0.03111 173 145 26 2
5552 Hun, I know you’re desperate to escape right now but maybe try the wardrobe first? 1.1733 0.03507 150 127 20 3
5553 I guess this means you're good for hors d'oeuvres. 1.1733 0.03754 150 129 16 5
5554 For goodness sake, Henry. Worst meme ever! 1.1732 0.03249 179 152 23 4
5555 Honey, dinner isn’t until 8. 1.1732 0.03151 179 151 25 3
5556 I told you he was a zombie lion! 1.1732 0.03249 179 152 23 4
5557 The walls not only talk, they bite! 1.1732 0.03249 179 152 23 4
5558 Raw lion's tongue is NOT a delicacy, Herb. 1.1731 0.03768 156 135 15 6
5559 Why didn't you for me to install it? I told you it'd be a pain in the neck. 1.1731 0.03768 156 135 15 6
5560 I married a game-man. 1.1731 0.03541 156 133 19 4
5561 A little wine with that? 1.1731 0.03423 156 132 21 3
5562 Don’t worry he didn’t get the lion’s share! 1.1728 0.03344 162 137 22 3
5563 It's been a long week and I needed to get away from it all... 1.1728 0.03775 162 141 14 7
5564 I just don't think it goes with your shirt. 1.1727 0.03671 139 118 18 3
5565 Don’t say I didn’t warn you! 1.1726 0.03270 168 142 23 3
5566 I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot! 1.1726 0.03377 168 143 21 4
5567 Well hon,you did title it Cecil’s Revenge. 1.1724 0.03707 145 124 17 4
5568 Reminds me of that Off-Broadway spoof we saw, 'The Lion's Bitch in the Boardroom". 1.1724 0.03302 174 148 22 4
5569 Wow, the weather's been awfully balmy lately! 1.1724 0.03834 145 125 15 5
5570 I need to put a CAP in him not a Cab! 1.1724 0.03095 174 146 26 2
5571 Didn't I say...Dont poke the Lyon !!! 1.1722 0.03232 180 153 23 4
5572 Looks like showing it off is just going too far. 1.1722 0.03357 151 127 22 2
5573 I told you to turn the flash on, or the selfie wouldn't work in there. 1.1722 0.03486 151 128 20 3
5574 Your jokes are more exhausting than the pandemic, dear! 1.1720 0.03166 186 158 24 4
5575 No, no, it's a well-thought of white from Upper New York State! 1.1720 0.03635 157 135 17 5
5576 Nom nom nom nom. 1.1720 0.03521 157 134 19 4
5577 Forget it. You need to go back to the circus. 1.1720 0.03521 157 134 19 4
5578 Simba! Quickly, now, Mommy loves you! 1.1720 0.03635 157 135 17 5
5579 It's not positioned well. 1.1719 0.03104 192 163 25 4
5580 I told you that we need to support the BBC. 1.1718 0.03209 163 137 24 2
5581 There you go again, absorbed in another nature documentary. 1.1716 0.03142 169 142 25 2
5582 Don Jr., I told you not to name that lion "Yerass" 1.1716 0.03462 169 145 19 5
5583 Oh, just drop it! 1.1716 0.03562 169 146 17 6
5584 you sure you don't just want a tabby. 1.1716 0.03358 169 144 21 4
5585 I went to NIDA. 1.1714 0.03078 175 147 26 2
5586 You said you would give a lion’s share. 1.1714 0.03503 140 118 20 2
5587 He's just claiming his share of the situation. 1.1713 0.03401 181 156 19 6
5588 Were you channeling Siegfried & Roy or practicing dabbing with your eyes closed? 1.1712 0.03417 146 123 21 2
5589 John! I said move it to the RIGHT! 1.1711 0.03337 152 128 22 2
5590 When Siegfried retired he still practiced, but Roy honey 1.1711 0.03465 152 129 20 3
5591 This one speaks to me so much than that stupid singing fish. 1.1709 0.03261 158 133 23 2
5592 Dear, you really shouldn't eat our guest. 1.1709 0.03261 158 133 23 2
5593 That's where the semblance of normalcy went! 1.1709 0.03383 158 134 21 3
5594 WELL, AT LEAST YOU DIDN’T BUY THE TIGER AND THE BEAR. 1.1707 0.03306 164 139 22 3
5595 Artistic integrity unchecked is a beautiful thing, right honey? 1.1706 0.03340 170 145 21 4
5596 What? You drank the last of the wine? And they call this Happy Hour! 1.1706 0.03639 170 148 15 7
5597 Our head's are not prizes,and neither is yours. 1.1706 0.03340 170 145 21 4
5598 That’s what you get for letting the cat out of the bag! 1.1706 0.03234 170 144 23 3
5599 The Lion seems to like taking heads just as much as you! 1.1706 0.03125 170 143 25 2
5600 I told you that peephole into the public library was a bad idea. 1.1705 0.03268 176 150 22 4
5601 Where did the saying “ in the lions’s mouth come from? 1.1705 0.03268 176 150 22 4
5602 Now remember dear, it’s not over till it’s over! 1.1705 0.03268 176 150 22 4
5603 And the King said, "Off with his head." 1.1705 0.03268 176 150 22 4
5604 Jr. darling, you can only see Africa from the hippo in the east wing. 1.1705 0.03062 176 148 26 2
5605 That’s what you get. Way to go, Leo! 1.1704 0.03414 135 113 21 1
5606 You know, Walter, this might have been avoided had you been willing to make a tax deductible donation of $19.00 a month; only 63 cents a day. 1.1703 0.03199 182 155 23 4
5607 Oh my Aslan! 1.1702 0.03332 141 118 22 1
5608 This seems a little dramatic for the success of some old video game store. 1.1701 0.03785 147 127 15 5
5609 Once a lion tamer, always a lion tamer. 1.1701 0.03530 147 125 19 3
5610 I think he got the last laugh. Just don't kick the wall when you are in position. 1.1699 0.03317 153 129 22 2
5611 So,I guess you gave your usual miserly tip to your guide.. 1.1699 0.03444 153 130 20 3
5612 I told you Uber-dermy wasn't a thing. 1.1699 0.03444 153 130 20 3
5613 I knew sharing Leo with the neighbors wasn’t going to work. 1.1698 0.03243 159 134 23 2
5614 You'll have to improve on your roar. 1.1698 0.03363 159 135 21 3
5615 Is this your mid-life crisis participation trophy? 1.1697 0.03288 165 140 22 3
5616 Herb, now you know why Clyde Beatty sold it to you for half price. 1.1697 0.03398 165 141 20 4
5617 Well I actually told my HUSBAND to clean up the den, but gee thanks! 1.1697 0.03288 165 140 22 3
5618 If you're going to stay out there much longer, put on your earmuffs. 1.1696 0.03322 171 146 21 4
5619 That'll teach ya! 1.1696 0.03322 171 146 21 4
5620 Always, it was a question of him or me 1.1693 0.03209 189 162 22 5
5621 I still think your disguise as a nun will be far more effective now you are out of office. 1.1690 0.03600 142 121 18 3
5622 And anyway, Churchill said tiger’s mouth! 1.1689 0.03508 148 126 19 3
5623 Jerry, the guests are about to arrive. Now is note the time for your Roy Horn impression! 1.1689 0.03236 148 124 23 1
5624 George, why don't you just go to lion taming school? 1.1688 0.03545 154 132 18 4
5625 Lion: Sup? 1.1687 0.03571 160 138 17 5
5626 Sweetheart, I know you've always insisted on realistic trophies, but ... 1.1687 0.03100 160 134 25 1
5627 He took the 'Hunters' Embrace' plaque at face value. 1.1687 0.03344 160 136 21 3
5628 What a bad ass, picture hanger, you are. I’m not Lion.” 1.1687 0.03224 160 135 23 2
5629 I'm still pining over the one who got away. 1.1687 0.03589 166 144 16 6
5630 Tiger's head with a human body-- there must be a name for it. 1.1687 0.03156 166 140 24 2
5631 I guess now we’re going to have to have that re-mounted 1.1687 0.03156 166 140 24 2
5632 I knew there was a downside to putting a lion in our living room. 1.1687 0.03156 166 140 24 2
5633 This is the very reason for that old adage to never put your head in the lion's mouth. Nobody said the lion had to be alive. 1.1687 0.03269 166 141 22 3
5634 Well maybe you shouldn't have said you were rooting for Scar! 1.1686 0.03406 172 148 19 5
5635 George....that is an African cat, not an African hat. 1.1685 0.03330 178 153 20 5
5636 I hope you understand. I haven't eaten in quite a while. 1.1685 0.03234 178 152 22 4
5637 OY, should have replaced that one sooner... 1.1685 0.03167 184 157 23 4
5638 I knew you'd live to regret shooting that beautiful animal. 1.1685 0.03167 184 157 23 4
5639 Well, they warned you not to show up your prey . . . 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
5640 I signaled that I was turning left, but he didn't yield! 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
5641 George I told you when you are in a stressful situation always keep your head 1.1677 0.03403 155 132 20 3
5642 captain of the ship gets trumped by king of the jungle now a little to your left 1.1677 0.03641 155 134 16 5
5643 you forgot a circus lion never forgets 1.1677 0.03403 155 132 20 3
5644 Does this mean there's a horse's rear end on the other side? 1.1677 0.03325 161 137 21 3
5645 Didn't I tell you to shoot him right more times? 1.1677 0.03325 161 137 21 3
5646 I told you this belonged in the lion's den. 1.1677 0.03325 161 137 21 3
5647 I told you we should have had the vegan stir fry. 1.1677 0.03865 161 142 11 8
5648 Joe, I told you he prefers Chardonnay! 1.1677 0.03550 161 139 17 5
5649 Harry Furbal you stop screwing around and get it hung! 1.1677 0.03466 167 144 18 5
5650 oh yea 1.1677 0.03360 167 143 20 4
5651 This is not an SNL Skit,Harry! 1.1677 0.03251 167 142 22 3
5652 You might get a Scar. I told you to Be Prepared. 1.1676 0.03387 173 149 19 5
5653 This just feels good. 1.1676 0.02964 173 145 27 1
5654 We only had tofu in the fridge. You don't mind, do you, George? 1.1676 0.03313 179 154 20 5
5655 I'll never go hunting by that nuclear power plant again! 1.1676 0.03057 185 157 25 3
5656 I'm upset, too, that our African safari had to be postponed. 1.1675 0.03089 191 163 24 4
5657 Is that my...wait a second. 1.1667 0.03136 186 159 23 4
5658 Lionhearted, Richard! Lionhearted! 1.1667 0.03465 150 128 19 3
5659 Looks like your stage act has come to roost! 1.1667 0.03342 168 144 20 4
5660 Honey, I think he ate your diamonds! 1.1667 0.03637 162 141 15 6
5661 I said, ‘you could-if you put your back into it’ 1.1667 0.03306 162 138 21 3
5662 As clapbacks go, this takes the cake. 1.1667 0.03102 180 153 24 3
5663 You missed the nail and now he nailed you. 1.1667 0.03258 156 132 22 2
5664 Not that cat' 1.1667 0.03269 174 149 21 4
5665 ..there's far too much to take in here.. 1.1667 0.03553 144 123 18 3
5666 There once was a smilin' man who was flyin' and went for a ride on a lion And when he came back he was a cryin' With the smile inside of the lion 1.1667 0.03501 138 117 19 2
5667 JK Rowling's first idea, the "Sorting Lion", was soon dropped . But she always kept the prototype model to use on unwelcome visitors. 1.1667 0.03342 168 144 20 4
5668 Honey, this is not the "suburban jungle," this is our rec room. Perhaps you and Baraka could take your "Tanzanian tango" to the den. 1.1667 0.03383 156 133 20 3
5669 'You didn.t tell me you used to be a lion tamer" 1.1667 0.03530 162 140 17 5
5670 Planning on a traveling circus in the painting? Wish you luck. Guessing all of the paintings from 2020 are optical illusions. 1.1658 0.02970 193 164 26 3
5671 I guess you shouldn't have used that tired old joke about how fast he was going when he hit that wall. 1.1657 0.03086 181 154 24 3
5672 Aren't you being awfully intimate with that lion? 1.1657 0.02985 181 153 26 2
5673 You’ve gotta be kitten me! 1.1657 0.02989 169 142 26 1
5674 That’s what you get for Lion to me all those years. 1.1656 0.03510 163 141 17 5
5675 I don't know if you are more handsome frontwards or Backwards! 1.1656 0.03510 163 141 17 5
5676 I told you to tame your cowlick before you moved it. 1.1656 0.03048 163 137 25 1
5677 How many times do I have to tell you - stay out of the jaws of the lion's mouth! 1.1656 0.03287 163 139 21 3
5678 I told you the vocal chord wouldn’t be strong enough to hold that up. 1.1656 0.03482 157 135 18 4
5679 This is far less impressive. 1.1656 0.03570 151 130 17 4
5680 That damned lion. Do you see my bracelet, Jack? It's inscribed "To Ruby, Love Bud". We'll talk about it later. 1.1656 0.03444 151 129 19 3
5681 Oh sweetheart—you're really more of a Timon or Pumbaa. 1.1656 0.03177 151 127 23 1
5682 OK, now it's going a little downhill... 1.1656 0.03691 151 131 15 5
5683 Finally,a head in the mouth disease. 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
5684 So much for being aHEAD of the game,Paulie!!! 1.1655 0.03792 145 126 14 5
5685 You weren't supposed to put the lion up until tonight! 1.1648 0.03168 182 156 22 4
5686 Ok, enough already with the Gregory Peck imitations! 1.1648 0.03027 176 149 25 2
5687 Accept it! I's time to down size. 1.1648 0.03027 176 149 25 2
5688 Tonsils up and to the left. 1.1648 0.03132 176 150 23 3
5689 This reminds me of the extent of our application tests before going into production. 1.1647 0.03198 170 145 22 3
5690 You hung him the wrong way! 1.1647 0.03305 170 146 20 4
5691 I told you not to drink this catnip 1.1647 0.03198 170 145 22 3
5692 Playing Siegfried & Roy Again? Josh G, Reno NV. 1.1646 0.03152 164 139 23 2
5693 I swear, Marvin, the lengths you’ll go to just to avoid talking about that part in Robocop where Robocop shot that guy in the dick. 1.1646 0.03268 164 140 21 3
5694 Your wildlife speech tonight turned out to be quite a mouthful didn't it? 1.1646 0.03268 164 140 21 3
5695 Putting your perspective in a lion's mind might be the best idea yet. 1.1646 0.03031 164 138 25 1
5696 Sweetheart, I don't think you'll find the cure for the Monday's in there... 1.1646 0.03268 164 140 21 3
5697 The guide assured me that he wouldn't bite. 1.1646 0.03031 164 138 25 1
5698 You shouldn't have mentioned Four Seasons Total Landscaping 1.1646 0.03268 164 140 21 3
5699 REALLY...... you quit lion taming six years ago! 1.1646 0.03268 164 140 21 3
5700 Your after shave attracted the lion to take you into his den. 1.1646 0.03490 164 142 17 5
5701 I told you we shouldn't have gone with the cheapest taxidermist! 1.1646 0.03461 158 136 18 4
5702 Honey, I get it, we can rather order in instead! 1.1646 0.03092 158 133 24 1
5703 The human hairball routine is so 2020. 1.1646 0.03343 158 135 20 3
5704 Remind me not to hide my husband's glasses after a drink's night. 1.1644 0.03228 146 123 22 1
5705 It's been done. 1.1643 0.04005 140 123 11 6
5706 Honey, I told you we should have gotten a bigger lion. 1.1639 0.03245 183 158 20 5
5707 I guess the souffle wasn't enough. 1.1638 0.03316 177 153 19 5
5708 You're ly'in again to me Howard. 1.1638 0.03411 177 154 17 6
5709 The Truth, George! The lion head did NOT attack you for pretending to be 'PC Vey' . 1.1637 0.02957 171 144 26 1
5710 Serves you right for always hogging his share! 1.1637 0.03181 171 146 22 3
5711 I hadn’t realized you were that into realism art ! 1.1636 0.03470 165 143 17 5
5712 If you were strong enough to bite his head off, you're strong enough to hang you both up higher. 1.1636 0.03362 165 142 19 4
5713 And the Lion sleeps tonight 1.1636 0.03134 165 140 23 2
5714 I was talking to Maurice when I said, “Dear, would you like an appetizer?” 1.1636 0.03470 165 143 17 5
5715 Dear, it might be time to revisit the wine cellar estimate. 1.1636 0.03250 165 141 21 3
5716 Honey, finish your drink... Deep Throat's no longer an issue 1.1636 0.03250 165 141 21 3
5717 Alas,the mouth of truth has spoken. 1.1636 0.03362 165 142 19 4
5718 No, no, you misheard him, he hates 'lying'! 1.1635 0.03323 159 136 20 3
5719 ...and you thought you could get ahead of the game! 1.1635 0.03323 159 136 20 3
5720 I told you that lion looked mad about something. 1.1635 0.03323 159 136 20 3
5721 Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you," as they said in "The Big Lebowski. 1.1634 0.03646 153 133 15 5
5722 ...more like coup de paw, if you ask me 1.1634 0.03273 153 130 21 2
5723 Well, Dear, I suppose it is a head for head. 1.1633 0.03486 147 126 18 3
5724 Honey, just put your back into it!!! 1.1633 0.03486 147 126 18 3
5725 It's not as sexy when it's stuffed. 1.1633 0.03059 147 123 24 0
5726 He’s not the predator I told you about! 1.1631 0.03281 141 119 21 1
5727 You put your 'foot in the mouth'—Trophy Husband! 1.1631 0.03715 141 122 15 4
5728 Seriously, what fresh hell is this?! 1.1630 0.03229 184 159 20 5
5729 If it’s not broken, don’t fix it. 1.1630 0.03136 184 158 22 4
5730 Honey, I don’t think Simba needs any more stuffing. 1.1629 0.03298 178 154 19 5
5731 You lost your peripheral vision, a little Down on the left, please! 1.1629 0.03201 178 153 21 4
5732 Those aren't thorns; they're tonsils 1.1629 0.03201 178 153 21 4
5733 Bwana wanna Kahlua? 1.1628 0.03055 172 146 24 2
5734 I think I'm losing interest in e-mail. 1.1628 0.03164 172 147 22 3
5735 Honey, come out of the kitchen. I think your wall-mount needs a stronger hook. 1.1627 0.03343 166 143 19 4
5736 Why aren't you helping me Carole Baskin? 1.1627 0.03656 166 146 13 7
5737 Yes, that is the perfect height to hang it! 1.1627 0.02873 166 139 27 0
5738 Well! I never thought he was King of the Beasts! 1.1627 0.03232 166 142 21 3
5739 I told you not to stand so close to him. 1.1627 0.03232 166 142 21 3
5740 Can you lower the left side just a tad? Is Q-Anon in there? 1.1627 0.03450 166 144 17 5
5741 Do you think it would help if I turn the heat down? 1.1627 0.03232 166 142 21 3
5742 It's because you're a Leo moon dear 1.1625 0.03304 160 137 20 3
5743 "I told you not to bid on the Banksy lion, he is still exploring his after-auction surprise shredding phase." 1.1625 0.03421 160 138 18 4
5744 Victory? 1.1623 0.03254 154 131 21 2
5745 I know 'Two heads are better than one,' but, but, but I really can't describe my viewpoint." 1.1623 0.03059 191 164 23 4
5746 I've heard of getting authentic information from the horse's mouth; but this is ridiculous. 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
5747 I told you not to buy a humane trophy. 1.1622 0.03303 185 161 18 6
5748 Huh? What was that? You're a schmuck? Elm stump? Dumb luck? 1.1622 0.03213 185 160 20 5
5749 Cecil,let him go. His root canal patient is in the waiting room. 1.1622 0.03188 148 125 22 1
5750 A Lion's Dare 1.1622 0.03464 148 127 18 3
5751 Listen to the sound of my voice. You are getting sleeeeeepyyyyyy. 1.1620 0.03409 142 121 19 2
5752 I think you're off the wall, Leo! Can you look at me straight in the eye and tell me you saw him pull the trigger?! 1.1620 0.03553 142 122 17 3
5753 I think that lion you shot is exacting his revenge. Sandra Stedinger, MD jgauthier4@san.rr.com 1.1618 0.03147 173 148 22 3
5754 Yikes! 1.1618 0.03038 173 147 24 2
5755 I don't think that is how King David killed the lion. 1.1618 0.02926 173 146 26 1
5756 Honey, I know after last years mid-life crisis you’ve adopted some new, high-risk activities because it helps you feel alive again... but literally sticking your head in the lions mouth is not the road back to a stable adulthood. 1.1617 0.03214 167 143 21 3
5757 No, this will not make a hit show in Las Vegas. 1.1617 0.03100 167 142 23 2
5758 Your mistake mistake is just eating you up inside 1.1617 0.03100 167 142 23 2
5759 How’s that psoriasis of yours? 1.1617 0.03214 167 143 21 3
5760 Don't worry, I won't put up another trophy. 1.1615 0.03285 161 138 20 3
5761 You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. 1.1615 0.02860 192 163 27 2
5762 Honey, I have the lion's head. 1.1613 0.02911 186 158 26 2
5763 Honey, do you need a hand? Nope, I think, I finally found our corkscrew! 1.1613 0.03009 186 159 24 3
5764 I told you to hold off the food until the safari is completely done." 1.1613 0.03361 155 133 19 3
5765 I don’t think this counts as lion taming. 1.1611 0.03168 180 155 21 4
5766 Craig, it's 30 seconds to midnight. That's funny but it's time to stop 1.1611 0.03443 149 128 18 3
5767 I told you your obsession with the ways of the great white hunter would eventually catch up to you! 1.1611 0.03443 149 128 18 3
5768 Is there light at the end of the tunne? 1.1611 0.03168 149 126 22 1
5769 Too headstrong to do your lion's share of work around here, eh? 1.1609 0.03130 174 149 22 3
5770 I told you to be careful, Roy! 1.1609 0.03130 174 149 22 3
5771 Maybe it's his anal glands? 1.1609 0.03235 174 150 20 4
5772 Are you deaf?? I said, “Two heads aren’t better than one.” 1.1608 0.03387 143 122 19 2
5773 I told you not to buy taxidermy from our dentist. 1.1607 0.03083 168 143 23 2
5774 Well, I guess his name isn't Sesame . . . 1.1607 0.03196 168 144 21 3
5775 Too many Netflix originals and not enough MGM 1.1607 0.02965 168 142 25 1
5776 Jason, I TOLD you I wasn’t lion! 1.1605 0.03147 162 138 22 2
5777 George,you have to finally admit it, the “bargain deal” you got on that Chinese web site on Covid masks wasn’t actually very practical was it? 1.1605 0.03266 162 139 20 3
5778 When you started combing your hair, Trump style, back to front, I told you that you would have trouble seeing. 1.1604 0.03181 187 162 20 5
5779 Oops,he's an old cage-fighter Honey. 1.1604 0.03089 187 161 22 4
5780 Isn't it a little late to be calling the handyman? 1.1604 0.03181 187 162 20 5
5781 Yeah, I don't really understand the plot of Wandavision, either, but that's a good theory. 1.1603 0.03463 156 135 17 4
5782 what the arggehogdofusdjfdg!!! 1.1602 0.03151 181 156 21 4
5783 My secret nightmare just came to life ... 1.1602 0.03151 181 156 21 4
5784 Cecil's Revenge 1.1600 0.03421 150 129 18 3
5785 But Halloween is in 9 months. 1.1600 0.03114 175 150 22 3
5786 Aslan was having an unlucky streak, it was true, but being called "Simba" was the last straw... 1.1600 0.03550 150 130 16 4
5787 Looks like any Lion falls under the warning about sticking your head in its mouth! 1.1600 0.03217 175 151 20 4
5788 George, are you having one of those flashbacks to your days as a lion tamer? 1.1600 0.03149 150 127 22 1
5789 Dear, dear, I was only coming to give you a glass of wine... 1.1600 0.03217 175 151 20 4
5790 Onions, applesauce, and my watch! 1.1600 0.03318 175 152 18 5
5791 You missed your calling. 1.1598 0.03015 194 167 23 4
5792 Please let me trim your covid beard. 1.1598 0.03288 169 146 19 4
5793 It’s called Unhappy Lion Tamer 1.1598 0.03393 169 147 17 5
5794 We should have gone for the "Wild African" instead of the "Circus retired" 1.1598 0.03179 169 145 21 3
5795 Hoisted with your own petard. 1.1595 0.03006 163 138 24 1
5796 Does he jump through hoops too? 1.1595 0.03006 163 138 24 1
5797 just because you stuck your head in the lions mouth you don't get an extra drink! 1.1595 0.03248 163 140 20 3
5798 Sorry,I accidentally ate your husband. 1.1594 0.03599 138 119 16 3
5799 I guess I'm part of his pride now. 1.1594 0.03449 138 118 18 2
5800 Hey you got the mask on the wrong way round. and it is biting your shirt 1.1593 0.03037 182 156 23 3
5801 oh no, Thomas, can you hear me? you can’t? not at all? so you couldn’t hear me if i called up the lovable idiot who teaches my sunrise boot camps and invited him over here and fucked him right in front of you? 1.1593 0.03501 182 161 13 8
5802 I hope you taxidermied the other side 1.1592 0.03559 157 137 15 5
5803 You really do have a plaque problem? 1.1592 0.03196 157 134 21 2
5804 It's true, once hypntozized by the lion's stare you'll follow him everywhere... 1.1592 0.03321 157 135 19 3
5805 Oh I can see the other guy alright. 1.1591 0.03097 176 151 22 3
5806 I'm just checking to see if this guy has tonsillitis. 1.1589 0.03400 151 130 18 3
5807 See I told you I wasn't lion, I got my head stuck in the lion's head! 1.1589 0.03268 151 129 20 2
5808 No, No Honey! Taxidermy can NOT help with your 2020 Return. 1.1589 0.03268 151 129 20 2
5809 so, no one told the lion about this. 1.1588 0.03270 170 147 19 4
5810 Where's the other part of the lion? 1.1588 0.03161 170 146 21 3
5811 Bear with me darling, just double lion masking, so I can scream and cry in private, in public. It's a jungle out there. 1.1588 0.02933 170 144 25 1
5812 When I said he was coming for dinner, I meant with me. 1.1588 0.03161 170 146 21 3
5813 Honey... This lion seems kind of odd... 1.1585 0.03343 164 142 18 4
5814 At the back of his throat -- it's a beetle! 1.1585 0.02989 164 139 24 1
5815 Owning Disney stock has really gone to your head... 1.1585 0.03229 164 141 20 3
5816 Fred, I doubt that you'll find your phone in there. Really! 1.1585 0.02989 164 139 24 1
5817 He was waiting for me to bring him a glass of wine, you idiot! Cherene Holland, State College, PA 1.1585 0.03214 183 159 19 5
5818 You can't hide in there forever, Donny...just remember, the best is yet to come! 1.1585 0.03119 183 158 21 4
5819 I thank you, but as your agent, this will not appreciate anything. 1.1585 0.03021 183 157 23 3
5820 It's the MGM lion. 1.1585 0.02920 183 156 25 2
5821 I believe it's known as instinctual drift. 1.1582 0.03177 158 135 21 2
5822 Ok, now, where were we? 1.1582 0.03048 158 134 23 1
5823 Simba's Revenge? 1.1579 0.03111 152 129 22 1
5824 "Oh no, his done it again; bitten of more than he can shew." 1.1576 0.03324 165 143 18 4
5825 George ,it is not Thanksgiving and that is not a turkey!!! 1.1576 0.03324 165 143 18 4
5826 I told you orthodontia would go to his head. 1.1576 0.02845 165 139 26 0
5827 No, Pete, I said, 'Check out the headlines in the Wall Street Journal, not the internal lion's head on the wall.' 1.1576 0.03434 165 144 16 5
5828 That’s just the way Lion L. Richie says “Hello.” 1.1576 0.02972 165 140 24 1
5829 Donald Jr! I told you when you shot this lion, he was going to bring on bad Karma for you: you lost your cushy job... and now your head. 1.1572 0.03030 159 135 23 1
5830 "A little tighter in the front." 1.1572 0.03159 159 136 21 2
5831 It looks like The King of the Jungle was taking lessons from its friend, the python. 1.1572 0.03517 159 139 15 5
5832 Honey,are you missing you job with the circus? 1.1571 0.03249 140 119 20 1
5833 I told you to clean out the wardrobe. 1.1571 0.03693 140 122 14 4
5834 C’mon, Daniel. You don’t have to keep testngyourself. 1.1570 0.03127 172 148 21 3
5835 This is the doorknock, remember? 1.1569 0.03484 153 133 16 4
5836 Can I call that "Witch Doctor"? 1.1566 0.03077 166 142 22 2
5837 Do you think a bear or deer or, shall we keep the lion ? sit down, honey, it's cocktail hour! 1.1566 0.03077 166 142 22 2
5838 clumsy aren't you 1.1566 0.03193 166 143 20 3
5839 LEO! Let go of him; my profile strictly says I'm not a cat lady. 1.1566 0.03077 166 142 22 2
5840 I KNEW what you meant!! 1.1565 0.03440 147 127 17 3
5841 I told you not to feed the animals. 1.1564 0.03344 179 157 16 6
5842 the lion who's not quite dead 1.1562 0.03141 160 137 21 2
5843 WHY ARE YOU LION TO ME? 1.1562 0.03607 160 141 13 6
5844 When you said "hold my wine" I didn't think you would do this Roger 1.1562 0.03382 160 139 17 4
5845 So karma's not a bitch? It's a pussy! 1.1561 0.03419 173 152 15 6
5846 I should of done this a long time ago.”Callie said 1.1561 0.03319 173 151 17 5
5847 I’ve had my lions share of your art and placement trainer 1.1561 0.03217 173 150 19 4
5848 I’m almost sure the sign said “Taxidermy” not “Taxcollection”. 1.1561 0.03000 173 148 23 2
5849 So, that's why the nameplate says "Lirony." 1.1561 0.03319 173 151 17 5
5850 I said exorcist not taxidermist! 1.1561 0.03000 173 148 23 2
5851 I think you need a haircut... 1.1558 0.03700 154 136 12 6
5852 What have a 'roaring' time has come to. 1.1557 0.03175 167 144 20 3
5853 Honey, I'll look for the key while you start the car 1.1557 0.03175 167 144 20 3
5854 I finally bagged him ! 1.1556 0.03134 180 156 20 4
5855 But it was way back in the 50's- Everyone was doing it! "AHHHHH.... Sorry!" 1.1556 0.03303 135 115 19 1
5856 Don’t loose your head over this hanging and ruin my happy hour” 1.1553 0.03362 161 140 17 4
5857 Well hold -on, I know we had a clause about this in the prenup ! 1.1553 0.03123 161 138 21 2
5858 Honey call the neighbours and invite them over for drinks. Tell them to bring Leo! 1.1553 0.03123 161 138 21 2
5859 I STILL SAY THE CIRCUS OWES US. 1.1553 0.03362 161 140 17 4
5860 UM is this a dream? 1.1553 0.03362 161 140 17 4
5861 I put on a friggin mask, so... Ok, now? 1.1552 0.03401 174 153 15 6
5862 But you agreed to put your head in this lion’s mouth to get rid of Trump and you didn’t want to hear any other options, Robert! 1.1552 0.03301 174 152 17 5
5863 That's better head placement then before! 1.1548 0.03190 155 133 20 2
5864 Montecore! No! 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
5865 The new artwork is really paying off. 1.1548 0.03043 168 144 22 2
5866 No Lion! Pierre does care, I don't - it's fine where it is. 1.1548 0.03043 168 144 22 2
5867 This is exactly why I never orgasm with 1.1548 0.03269 168 146 18 4
5868 Honey, the kids were kidding. Dabbing won't loosen it. 1.1544 0.03397 149 129 17 3
5869 Harold,again,that 1.1544 0.03119 149 127 21 1
5870 Oh my, maybe try the tiger or bear! 1.1544 0.03654 149 131 13 5
5871 Careful, don't infect it with your alopecia. 1.1543 0.03226 162 140 19 3
5872 I don't think he's an introvert. Look at him, he's blending in quiet well. 1.1543 0.03343 162 141 17 4
5873 Wintour was helping those "hand-to-mouthers" not "head". 1.1543 0.03226 162 140 19 3
5874 ....You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.... That what it's all about." 1.1543 0.02979 162 138 23 1
5875 I told you it was only a cat nap 1.1538 0.03171 156 134 20 2
5876 Sweetie, I know they took your dental license after your little “safari” but dead cats don’t get cavities. 1.1538 0.03471 182 162 12 8
5877 I told you not to put your head in the lion’s mouth. 1.1538 0.02793 182 155 26 1
5878 Maybe if you exercised like I asked, this would have gone smoothly. 1.1538 0.03171 156 134 20 2
5879 I told you that plaque is surprisingly dangerous. 1.1538 0.02793 182 155 26 1
5880 I thought you said hair of the DOG 1.1538 0.03102 182 158 20 4
5881 Oh no! You should have barbecued after hanging him. 1.1538 0.03298 156 135 18 3
5882 You dentists should know better than to tempt the likes of Cecil! 1.1538 0.03251 169 147 18 4
5883 So,which is it Col. Patterson,the ghost or the darkness? 1.1538 0.03026 169 145 22 2
5884 I won't take this lyin' down 1.1538 0.03298 156 135 18 3
5885 It's not as much fun without the rifle. 1.1534 0.03165 176 153 19 4
5886 its organic 1.1534 0.03165 176 153 19 4
5887 Hate to say it, Jim, but I told you Roaring Kitty was gonna eat you alive. 1.1534 0.03207 163 141 19 3
5888 Greed. 1.1534 0.03207 163 141 19 3
5889 I told you to be careful about putting your head in the lion's mouth 1.1534 0.03323 163 142 17 4
5890 I'm speechless! 1.1533 0.03506 150 131 15 4
5891 Just a head’s up,Honey 1.1530 0.02779 183 156 26 1
5892 It ain't over 'til it's over, dumbell 1.1530 0.03086 183 159 20 4
5893 It happens with snakes too, ya know 1.1530 0.02779 183 156 26 1
5894 a little higher on the right... morgan lofting 1.1529 0.03339 170 149 16 5
5895 Get a grip Herbert! You've got to stop competing for attention as the great game hunter! 1.1529 0.03123 170 147 20 3
5896 I told you it had to be a fake one 1.1529 0.03152 157 135 20 2
5897 Wow, Frank, such eland! 1.1529 0.02881 157 133 24 0
5898 Clarence, you're always cutting corners, aren't you? 1.1529 0.03020 157 134 22 1
5899 I’m sick of your constant squabbling. 1.1529 0.03152 157 135 20 2
5900 Watch where your hanging... 1.1526 0.02918 190 164 23 3
5901 You’re not the Lion King. 1.1525 0.02938 177 152 23 2
5902 No,you had to go on the cheap. I told you that killing the beast before you stuffed it might cost a bit more but it has long term advantages 1.1525 0.03045 177 153 21 3
5903 Daniel, I said "The lion's in the den" not "Put your head in the lion" 1.1524 0.03304 164 143 17 4
5904 ... and then he said I should watch the new series on ... 1.1524 0.03189 164 142 19 3
5905 No, that's not what Audrey Hepburn did in Roman Holiday. 1.1524 0.03189 164 142 19 3
5906 I told you no snacks before dinner! 1.1522 0.03165 184 161 18 5
5907 This is far better than ghosting. 1.1522 0.03070 184 160 20 4
5908 MHMMMMF!! 1.1520 0.03215 171 149 18 4
5909 Let me know when you're done hiding. I brought you a nice glass of wine. 1.1519 0.03133 158 136 20 2
5910 That thing is dangerous - you weren't lyin' 1.1519 0.02865 158 134 24 0
5911 ‘Go ahead: Fight like a Lion.’ 1.1519 0.03381 158 138 16 4
5912 Seems like this should have been reconciled a while ago. 1.1519 0.03133 158 136 20 2
5913 Honey,I know your training for the circus,but maybe 72 St just isn't the place to have a lion. 1.1519 0.03381 158 138 16 4
5914 Honey, I know I said that I look like a snack, but... 1.1519 0.03259 158 137 18 3
5915 I don't know honey, this third bedroom looks a little small... 1.1517 0.03294 145 125 18 2
5916 Damn! Jerry didn't tell us where the 'stop' button was..... 1.1517 0.03437 145 126 16 3
5917 Well Carol I don't see a basket here 1.1517 0.03573 145 127 14 4
5918 You forgot we have a kinder, more compassionate, new President " 1.1517 0.02922 178 153 23 2
5919 There can be only one. 1.1515 0.03286 165 144 17 4
5920 I said “ you need to GET AHEAD of your chores like mounting the lion head”! 1.1515 0.03286 165 144 17 4
5921 The short happy life of Walter Palmer. 1.1513 0.03062 152 130 21 1
5922 Are we done with circus classes, then? 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
5923 I know you looked everywhere for your car but please! 1.1512 0.03197 172 150 18 4
5924 I told you that your glasses were too reflective. 1.1512 0.03197 172 150 18 4
5925 This is not the way to prepare for your Covert vaccination! 1.1511 0.03215 139 119 19 1
5926 I told you to eat him before he ate you 1.1510 0.02890 192 166 23 3
5927 The previous owner had ingenious ways of hiding exotic pets from the condo board - whoops, there's another one! 1.1509 0.03115 159 137 20 2
5928 Woman: ".... and the circle of life continues" 1.1509 0.03477 159 140 14 5
5929 come check this out, hun. it's the man who went to the zoo on his lunch break. 1.1508 0.03116 179 156 19 4
5930 Honey, I understand you want the insurance money but really?! 1.1508 0.03215 179 157 17 5
5931 When you realize the couch cushion is my meme 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
5932 Dear - aren't we taking this brush after every meal a bit too far? 1.1506 0.03153 166 144 19 3
5933 Should I save a Martin for one of you? 1.1506 0.03377 166 146 15 5
5934 Hon, you really immersed yourself into your painting. 1.1506 0.02784 166 141 25 0
5935 Lion: "aodjvoufjjsnjhyizl.." Lion: "Padron my manners Carol. The bathroom is on the left." 1.1506 0.03153 166 144 19 3
5936 We call this piece “Africa’s Reddit revenge” 1.1503 0.03564 153 135 13 5
5937 Hurry, this is exactly what it looks like! 1.1503 0.03180 173 151 18 4
5938 I aged your husband 50 years for this day. Let me have it! 1.1500 0.03341 160 140 16 4
5939 The salesman swore it 2was a vegan. 1.1500 0.03341 160 140 16 4
5940 Lucky I had my knife, otherwise I was a goner. 1.1500 0.03221 160 139 18 3
5941 Leo. Let go of my husband. Honey, are you fucking drunk? Carole Baskin is going to hear about this! 1.1497 0.03249 167 146 17 4
5942 Find that courage, honey! 1.1497 0.03136 167 145 19 3
5943 Honey, oh my gawd, it's like a mini Lion-nado! Could you imagine? Right here in Little Neck! 1.1491 0.03437 161 142 14 5
5944 Relax. Just go with it. 1.1491 0.02816 161 137 24 0
5945 That’s what being a conservationist gets you! 1.1488 0.03002 168 145 21 2
5946 Yet another rube falls prey to Stacey 1.1488 0.03231 168 147 17 4
5947 You mean we have to actually feed our virtual pet? 1.1486 0.02934 148 126 22 0
5948 I thought it was no longer dangerous when it was attenuated. 1.1486 0.02930 175 151 22 2
5949 I guess the idea of more to the left doesn't make it. 1.1484 0.03143 155 134 19 2
5950 He's only violent when it comes to tacky wall decor. 1.1481 0.03417 162 143 14 5
5951 This is what you get for saying you had a craving for Chinese lion's head soup. 1.1481 0.03302 162 142 16 4
5952 Oh honey, haven’t I told you that “dead or alive” is for bounty hunters?! 1.1481 0.03061 162 140 20 2
5953 I’ve told you a hundred times, always approach with your chair and your wip.” Sent from my iPhon 1.1481 0.03184 162 141 18 3
5954 Leo, you’ve gone too far! I thought you were getting his tongue! 1.1479 0.02985 169 146 21 2
5955 Funny, you Vegan prince you! More wine? 1.1479 0.03101 169 147 19 3
5956 Quick, Janet! I'm choking on this ball of fat again! 1.1477 0.02801 176 151 24 1
5957 Now we can be together." 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
5958 I told you to keep the trophy heads back in your den. 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
5959 Guess they call him "King of the Concrete Jungle" for good reason... 1.1477 0.03068 149 128 20 1
5960 So much for 'world's most dangerous game' 1.1475 0.03052 183 160 19 4
5961 Pets these days need really high quality food. 1.1475 0.03148 183 161 17 5
5962 Relax, Honey you are the head keeper in this house. 1.1474 0.03125 156 135 19 2
5963 There's no place like home. 1.1471 0.03387 136 118 16 2
5964 Miss, you should get the name and number of my taxidermist for your husband. 1.1471 0.03544 136 119 14 3
5965 I’m sure you left the cork screw in there. 1.1469 0.03008 177 154 20 3
5966 You're too low to find The EYE of the Tiger!" 1.1469 0.02899 177 153 22 2
5967 It had only been days since installation when the NYC Mounted Lion seized his first meal. Survival is unlikely for Jim, as taxidermy enthusiasts like him did not evolve to escape this sort of situation. 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
5968 I thought you meant 'lying around.' 1.1466 0.02773 191 165 24 2
5969 I didn’t mean it this way when I said “go get yourself some cat’s whiskers” ! But if you turn around maybe 1.1465 0.03235 157 137 17 3
5970 Better you than me , he always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!!!”Joe Capone, Los Angeles Ca 1.1463 0.03377 164 145 14 5
5971 There’s nothing relieving about your new relief sculpture, Charles. 1.1463 0.03027 164 142 20 2
5972 I didn't realize that when you messaged me '????' on Tinder that you meant that literally, Tyler. 1.1463 0.03148 164 143 18 3
5973 This ARt is really lifelike. 1.1462 0.02953 171 148 21 2
5974 Howard, I told you shouldn't have eaten his German Wiesswurst sausage. 1.1462 0.02953 171 148 21 2
5975 creative action to minimize reflections 1.1461 0.02884 178 154 22 2
5976 I guess you could say he caught you lion-ing 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
5977 Harold I told you not to feed the feral cats 1.1457 0.03309 151 132 16 3
5978 Trust your instincts dear and you'll be ahead of the game 1.1457 0.03172 151 131 18 2
5979 Let me know if you need me to put the music on louder Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
5980 My dear, having your IPA tap in there is great for social distancing, but the guests are not happy! 1.1456 0.02954 158 136 21 1
5981 I said the lamp would liven up the room. 1.1456 0.03216 158 138 17 3
5982 I told you that taxidermist was a lion in a suit and top hat but you just wouldn’t listen! 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
5983 Get the axe I use to destroy undead heads! 1.1456 0.03339 158 139 15 4
5984 That will get you where it hurts. 1.1455 0.03130 165 144 18 3
5985 I'd hate to see your major league trophy… 1.1455 0.03130 165 144 18 3
5986 Don't quit your day job when you run away and join the circus. 1.1455 0.02884 165 142 22 1
5987 Surprised it wasn't the tiger or the bear. 1.1455 0.03130 165 144 18 3
5988 Well Dan, your new place is quite the upgrade from the last lion's den you aptly called home, but I can see it's gonna take some getting used to 1.1453 0.03266 172 152 15 5
5989 Thank Heavens! 1.1453 0.02819 172 148 23 1
5990 You look just like one another 1.1453 0.03050 172 150 19 3
5991 - Don't you think it is to soon to practice the turkey head dance, Thanksgiving is in November!? 1.1453 0.02757 179 154 24 1
5992 Wow! This thing had a bad case of buffalo breath! 1.1453 0.02869 179 155 22 2
5993 Honey, have you seen the issue of Town & Country with that big photo spread on 'The Himbos of the Hudson Valley,' I wanted to, uh, read it while I'm taking my bubble ba— oh my GOD! 1.1448 0.03526 145 128 13 4
5994 I told you that you should've killed it before hanging it on our wall. 1.1447 0.03070 159 138 19 2
5995 This is for my cousin Leo!! 1.1447 0.02798 159 136 23 0
5996 You're ready to be devoured by your own trophies? I remember when we used to lionize such ambition. 1.1446 0.03227 166 146 16 4
5997 The untimely demise of Sir Paul McCartney, Nov. 17, 2022. 1.1445 0.03248 173 153 15 5
5998 Oh, yes, Janet. Our safari really was a great vacation. 1.1444 0.02961 180 157 20 3
5999 James,I need to tell you I’ve been having a torrid affair w the guy who invented Big Mouth Billy Bass. And fyi it rules. It rules so hard, dude, you don’t even know. So I’m gonna disappear for a week, just coming through for my toothbr- oh shit 1.1438 0.03222 146 127 17 2
6000 It’s not your best wig, admit it. 1.1438 0.03268 153 134 16 3
6001 Herbert, that’s not funny! 1.1438 0.03134 153 133 18 2
6002 Trophy hunting at the pet cemetery ameliorates some of the ethical risks by giving the animals more of a fighting chance. 1.1438 0.03052 160 139 19 2
6003 Hyperrealism has gone too far! 1.1438 0.02920 160 138 21 1
6004 Let Me Whisper in Your Ear is only a Meme, Brian. 1.1438 0.03178 160 140 17 3
6005 Décorma. 1.1436 0.02729 181 156 24 1
6006 I am trying the new TikTok trend: POV Tiger King 1.1436 0.02975 188 165 19 4
6007 I did warn you this house is cruelty free. 1.1429 0.03034 161 140 19 2
6008 I told you not to imitate that circus act. 1.1429 0.02825 182 158 22 2
6009 You got to be kidding me! 1.1429 0.02890 175 152 21 2
6010 Stuffed head 1.1429 0.02774 175 151 23 1
6011 Geeze Fred, I told you no trophy hunting in the living room. 1.1429 0.03159 161 141 17 3
6012 But you said it was only a viral picture and never needed to be fed! 1.1429 0.02959 168 146 20 2
6013 Oh darling! I always knew our life of lyin' would bite us in the end. 1.1429 0.03213 175 155 15 5
6014 I know it's not much, but the rent is affordable for this neighborhood. 1.1429 0.03191 168 148 16 4
6015 IS THIS YOUR WAY OF SAYING YOU WOULD PREFER SCOTCH? 1.1429 0.03213 175 155 15 5
6016 Don Jr. wants his lion head back 1.1429 0.03280 161 142 15 4
6017 Fred no head now dead 1.1429 0.02903 161 139 21 1
6018 Save some of that for me and I won’t need all this wine. 1.1429 0.03034 161 140 19 2
6019 It!s a COVID lockdown, not a clampdown. 1.1429 0.02959 168 146 20 2
6020 I think I left my belt in his belly 1.1420 0.02874 176 153 21 2
6021 I always thought you would get to me first, honey... 1.1420 0.03173 169 149 16 4
6022 Where did I put those keys? 1.1420 0.02693 169 145 24 0
6023 The software update lets me cancel people without social media. 1.1420 0.02943 169 147 20 2
6024 I didn’t realize it was rime for the mane course. 1.1420 0.02943 169 147 20 2
6025 How are you enjoying the new Nintendo? 1.1420 0.03017 162 141 19 2
6026 At least you are not Lion on the couch 1.1420 0.03141 162 142 17 3
6027 You're too experienced to be thrown into the lion's den all over again! 1.1419 0.03356 155 137 14 4
6028 Just as I suspected. This lion’s a smoker. 1.1419 0.02812 155 133 22 0
6029 oh no!!! please don’t tell me apartment 2 used the same wallpaper that we did!!!! 1.1419 0.03181 148 129 17 2
6030 Honey,didn' you say you wanted another glass of Chardonay before you hang Willie ? Honey ? 1.1412 0.02859 177 154 21 2
6031 I told you when you went there that they were going to get you sooner or later!! 1.1412 0.03278 177 158 13 6
6032 *muffled* They said it was the real Lion from "Lion" with Dev Patel. 1.1411 0.02999 163 142 19 2
6033 I guess I'll have to clean up your mess when your gone. 1.1411 0.03123 163 143 17 3
6034 Jeremy, I said WHITE wine. 1.1410 0.03209 156 137 16 3
6035 Maybe after watching 177 reruns of "Safari Trophies", he'd just had enough. 1.1408 0.03253 142 124 16 2
6036 What makes the ape in apricot? Courage! 1.1404 0.03059 178 157 17 4
6037 My Lionel prized accuracy above taste. 1.1404 0.03138 171 151 16 4
6038 I think we are higher than a lion in Zion. 1.1402 0.02982 164 143 19 2
6039 What exactly are you looking for? It’s a Dead Lions Head. 1.1402 0.02982 164 143 19 2
6040 Let me give you the heads-off, it's politicians who do the lion. 1.1402 0.03337 164 146 13 5
6041 Sure it's me. I'm not lyin'. 1.1401 0.03436 157 140 12 5
6042 This is bigger thus the cat’s meow 1.1401 0.03190 157 138 16 3
6043 Put your head on my shoulder, whisper in my ear, baby...♪ 1.1401 0.03059 157 137 18 2
6044 If you can fit your whole head, that's going to be awesome for autoerotic asphyxiation and it goes sooo well with all the jizz strains on your carpet. 1.1401 0.02922 157 136 20 1
6045 This is not what meant when I sad you need to learn to compromise! 1.1401 0.03190 157 138 16 3
6046 Oh lord, you're not on the edge of the abyss. 1.1398 0.02871 186 163 20 3
6047 You always get thirsty when you eat too many salty snacks! 1.1398 0.02768 186 162 22 2
6048 Whoa, when I agreed to this date, I didn’t realize you were so random. What a treat, to go pour some wine and then return to see you being random. 1.1397 0.02829 179 156 21 2
6049 You’re gonna be his last supper if you don’t stop. 1.1395 0.03010 172 151 18 3
6050 I told you starting that hedge fund was a big risk. 1.1394 0.02838 165 143 21 1
6051 Very funny, Ralph! You did that at the party, Angie Frieden is still hospitalized, and now you want to take it to some comedy club? 1.1394 0.02965 165 144 19 2
6052 It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight . . . 1.1392 0.02763 158 136 22 0
6053 Poor Leo still thinks of his Lioness in heat. 1.1390 0.02754 187 163 22 2
6054 See, I told you it would have been less of a headache to buy the VR headset Bobby wanted! 1.1389 0.02923 180 158 19 3
6055 Keep chewing till he's totally eaten because he criticized my mother. 1.1387 0.03314 173 155 12 6
6056 closing in on the deal 1.1387 0.02994 173 152 18 3
6057 It appeared even after a glass of wine, he couldn't reMANE calm. 1.1387 0.03306 137 120 15 2
6058 I told you to move it from the next room. 1.1386 0.03299 166 148 13 5
6059 A visit from my mother is not the lion's den. 1.1386 0.03070 166 146 17 3
6060 I’d love a glass Sharon, but as you can see my joke is backfiring! 1.1386 0.03070 166 146 17 3
6061 I wasn't Lion. 1.1384 0.03023 159 139 18 2
6062 Serves you right you little fur ball ! 1.1376 0.02926 189 167 18 4
6063 You’re no Gregory Peck! And you’re no Audrey Hepburn! 1.1375 0.03256 160 142 14 4
6064 Since IKEA have lion heads,we can all become royalty 1.1374 0.02893 182 160 19 3
6065 It would be funnier if it was a turkey Rowan. 1.1369 0.02916 168 147 19 2
6066 O’ my, Herb! You really weren’t lion! 1.1369 0.03035 168 148 17 3
6067 Don’t worry, honey. I’ll check the Yellow Pages for lion tamer. 1.1366 0.02715 161 139 22 0
6068 Since when is this pin the head on the lion? 1.1366 0.02988 161 141 18 2
6069 No Caption necessary. Very funny without! 1.1364 0.03331 154 137 13 4
6070 Roger, when I told you we had the complete head I didn't mean the intestines as well! 1.1361 0.03133 169 150 15 4
6071 HaRRY-Y... that is not the way to get leverage,. 1.1361 0.02775 169 147 21 1
6072 Elephants are going to be so jealous! 1.1361 0.02775 169 147 21 1
6073 I'm not sure this wine pairs well with Henry. 1.1361 0.02775 169 147 21 1
6074 He thinks he’s people! 1.1361 0.02997 147 128 18 1
6075 I mean you are organic. 1.1358 0.03097 162 143 16 3
6076 Oh my God! Mom! Dad! I've been turned into a throw cushion! 1.1358 0.03097 162 143 16 3
6077 Well, ``she`` would be a quieter roommate.... 1.1358 0.02838 162 141 20 1
6078 Chris honey. I was only defending your honor after LeBron called you a old steroid ass. 1.1356 0.03038 177 157 16 4
6079 And that's how I lost my dentistry practice. 1.1355 0.02758 155 134 21 0
6080 STOP! What will the neighbors think? 1.1353 0.02884 170 149 19 2
6081 I told you that if you ate that thing, you'd eventually throw it up! 1.1351 0.02634 185 161 23 1
6082 Herb, I told you that mount a lion was dangerous! 1.1350 0.03079 163 144 16 3
6083 I told you'd be sorry when you went on that safari. 1.1346 0.03028 156 137 17 2
6084 I told you he had nine lives! 1.1345 0.03098 171 152 15 4
6085 I asked you to move it -- not to imitate The Lion King... 1.1345 0.02868 171 150 19 2
6086 OMG! I begged him to buy life insurance, I'm doomed!" 1.1342 0.02960 149 130 18 1
6087 Something about business building and Instagram, and now you're stuck? 1.1341 0.02936 164 144 18 2
6088 It's the blue steel look from Zoolander, am I right? 1.1341 0.03061 164 145 16 3
6089 I guess "Lionry" wasn't a misspelling. 1.1341 0.02936 164 144 18 2
6090 Someone's stealing me! Call the Cops! 1.1341 0.02674 179 156 22 1
6091 Blessed is the lion whom the man devours, for that lion will become man. But cursed is the man whom the lion devours, for that man shall become lion. 1.1337 0.03190 172 154 13 5
6092 Did you find the nail on the wall to hang it? 1.1337 0.03081 172 153 15 4
6093 It's the 'Eating OTHER People's Faces' party, Josh. 1.1333 0.03231 150 133 14 3
6094 A Lions' worth of advice is not going to fix our situation Harry 1.1333 0.02920 165 145 18 2
6095 Lol damn mufasa throat game go stupid 1.1333 0.03163 165 147 14 4
6096 Well, Harold, it is how it happened, after all. 1.1333 0.02790 165 144 20 1
6097 Oooooo! Looks like kitty ain't got no cla... 1.1329 0.02854 158 138 19 1
6098 When I said "identification with the aggressor", I didn't mean that! 1.1321 0.02974 159 140 17 2
6099 I told you not to sell that vinyl by The Tokens! 1.1319 0.03155 144 127 15 2
6100 No caption necessary! 1.1317 0.03127 167 149 14 4
6101 Roar-Roar-Ah-Ah-Ah... Caught in a Bad Romance 1.1317 0.02887 167 147 18 2
6102 Spit him out," said the woman to her incorporeal feline husband. 1.1316 0.03051 152 134 16 2
6103 I prefer mine easy over 1.1314 0.03031 175 156 15 4
6104 Yo Mahk! Di'jah hammah hurrr??? 1.1314 0.02806 175 154 19 2
6105 I have everything I want, thank you very much, so I won't be feeding them to you any more. 1.1314 0.03031 175 156 15 4
6106 I told you not to feed him first. Feed yourself first. 1.1314 0.02897 137 119 18 0
6107 The young male I met at the valley behind Margaritaville said this would happen. I just need to rotate it a few times to the right. You wouldn't understand! 1.1313 0.02821 160 140 19 1
6108 You're sooo..stupid ! 1.1313 0.02821 160 140 19 1
6109 The furnishings in this apartment are rather tame 1.1313 0.02957 160 141 17 2
6110 AH HAH, payback for all those stories you told! 1.1313 0.03087 160 142 15 3
6111 I told you we shouldn't have moved in next door to Ace Ventura. 1.1310 0.02977 145 127 17 1
6112 The first scratch was just practice! 1.1310 0.02610 168 146 22 0
6113 Mmm... not enough light over here. 1.1310 0.02871 168 148 18 2
6114 Ponies 1.1307 0.02548 176 153 23 0
6115 And this is the 4th wall of are beautiful new place. 1.1302 0.02728 169 148 20 1
6116 Enough with the perks of being a wallflower! 1.1299 0.02890 177 157 17 3
6117 The lion hunter lost count at 'eight'. 1.1299 0.03014 154 136 16 2
6118 Hey Honey,have you seen that Lion anywhere? 1.1299 0.03014 154 136 16 2
6119 Jeffrey, have been “lion” to me again? 1.1296 0.02788 162 142 19 1
6120 Really, Charles. I know your job is driving you crazy, but I hardly think becoming a lion tamer is the best way to go. 1.1296 0.02923 162 143 17 2
6121 Goodbye cruel world 1.1294 0.02839 170 150 18 2
6122 Why? Because this shaggy, orange thing urged me to follow; he promised 'I'll be with you!' 1.1294 0.02959 170 151 16 3
6123 Honey, please get me a drink as I have done my lions share of housework for the day 1.1294 0.02582 170 148 22 0
6124 Maybe if you looked at the painting instead of looking at me. 1.1293 0.02939 147 129 17 1
6125 Take that, Dr. Palmer. Good job, Cecil! 1.1292 0.02762 178 157 19 2
6126 I know you read it somewhere, but are you sure this is how Hemingway did this?” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.1292 0.02762 178 157 19 2
6127 Oh, I thought you meant the chardonnay was bitter. 1.1290 0.03263 155 139 12 4
6128 Hey, this ain't no Cat n' Mouth game, Bozo! 1.1290 0.02701 155 135 20 0
6129 I can’t believe you forgot the milk! 1.1290 0.03132 155 138 14 3
6130 I wish we hadn’t spent the lion’s share of our income on the decor. 1.1288 0.02906 163 144 17 2
6131 It's like nobody knows how to hunt without those Trump boys. 1.1288 0.03118 132 116 15 1
6132 See Honey, I told you not to use that speedbag that you thought 'magically appeared in the kitchen'! 1.1287 0.02699 171 150 20 1
6133 It looks like he wants his lion's share of the living room. 1.1284 0.03074 148 131 15 2
6134 Dr, I know you always wanted to be a vet, but checking a taxidermied lion for tonsillitis is taking it a bit too far. 1.1283 0.02677 187 165 20 2
6135 Who would've thought the leopard would eat my face? 1.1280 0.03016 164 146 15 3
6136 ; 1.1279 0.02926 172 153 16 3
6137 I warned you about my Bocca della Verità. 1.1279 0.03040 172 154 14 4
6138 But Richard, who should a hang first? 1.1279 0.02808 172 152 18 2
6139 Why must you always be first? 1.1278 0.03275 133 118 13 2
6140 I can see the cork honey. 1.1275 0.02742 149 130 19 0
6141 Your precious sauvignon is not kept there. So let go. 1.1271 0.02718 181 160 19 2
6142 Who knows from bitcoin, you pay a ransom in cash. 1.1270 0.02754 189 168 18 3
6143 Honestly, Honey, I doubt if the Lion King will let out a roar, even if you do find that nail in the wall to hang him on. 1.1268 0.02975 142 125 16 1
6144 Don't say "bully." He thinks you're a bull moose. 1.1266 0.03076 158 141 14 3
6145 I understand "the long game," but I also appreciate you not mansplaining it to me." 1.1266 0.02654 158 138 20 0
6146 He got tired of his a** 1.1266 0.02942 158 140 16 2
6147 The wild is in you. 1.1265 0.02725 166 146 19 1
6148 Hold it! there's a little science involved here. 1.1265 0.02725 166 146 19 1
6149 The cats not in there Harry! 1.1264 0.02920 182 163 15 4
6150 on’t have any more wall space to mount his head! 1.1259 0.03229 135 120 13 2
6151 Chuck, I TOLD you to stay six feet away with that catnip wine! 1.1258 0.02924 159 141 16 2
6152 He was looking for the hook on the wall when suddenly the got even. 1.1257 0.02840 167 148 17 2
6153 The wine’s not perfect, it’s supposed to pair nicely with bear claws... “A: it’s crooked, and B: where’s the corkscrew?” 1.1257 0.02964 167 149 15 3
6154 Geez...football season is over. I feel your pain honey. 1.1257 0.03084 167 150 13 4
6155 The "Unites States" needs you! 1.1257 0.02624 191 169 20 2
6156 Honey,you’re not Daniel in the den of lions! 1.1256 0.02562 199 176 21 2
6157 Honey why didn’t you shoot the lion with your pistol 1.1250 0.02627 176 155 20 1
6158 Mr. TRUMP....please release that democrat. 1.1250 0.02948 168 150 15 3
6159 Well, I’m not hanging your head, too, that one already cost $20! 1.1250 0.02559 168 147 21 0
6160 Honey, are you sure this is the best way to check whether his tonsillitis is gone yet? 1.1250 0.02824 168 149 17 2
6161 I said "Hakuna Matata" not "put hear head inside of!" 1.1250 0.02769 160 141 18 1
6162 Mighty fine bite for the day!!! 1.1250 0.02769 160 141 18 1
6163 Somehow I had a different image of you getting into your work? 1.1250 0.03039 160 143 14 3
6164 This batch is better than Thanksgiving's. 1.1250 0.02907 160 142 16 2
6165 Perhaps your PH should make a backup shot. 1.1243 0.02771 185 165 17 3
6166 Aslan! How did you get there? I thought I moved the wardrobe to the attic! 1.1243 0.02733 177 157 18 2
6167 Honey can you help me please?!!” “Hold on im having a staring contest with the tiger. 1.1243 0.02545 169 148 21 0
6168 Whenever Christian O'Hara couldn't come up with a smooth line for Roxanne, he went straight to Cyrano de'Lion's Head. 1.1243 0.03049 169 152 13 4
6169 I’m sorry Robert, but I still love Ed, whose a real lion tamer... 1.1242 0.02890 161 143 16 2
6170 Perhaps Maxwell Smart's shoe telephone would have been a better way to make secure calls! 1.1241 0.02748 145 127 18 0
6171 Oh,you said election simulation? I thought I heard election stimulation 1.1235 0.02793 170 151 17 2
6172 Just how many people do you think will believe you took down that lion when we visited my parents over Christmas in Fanwood, N.J. 1.1235 0.02915 170 152 15 3
6173 I told you Beware the Dog. 1.1235 0.02915 170 152 15 3
6174 Apparently the revolving bookshelf was too overkill for my hidden library. 1.1235 0.02873 162 144 16 2
6175 That’s not how you get all of the knowledge of the ancients. 1.1234 0.03101 154 138 13 3
6176 Get your head out of his grasp. 1.1233 0.03057 146 130 14 2
6177 Covid couture: reverse Sphinx and drinks. 1.1228 0.02898 171 153 15 3
6178 Oh my George does the vaccine protect you from the liona virus, according to the Russians it doesn't. 1.1227 0.02986 163 146 14 3
6179 Don't panic, sir. He is 'no-body'. 1.1224 0.02880 147 130 16 1
6180 Harry ! You’ve never looked better.” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif 1.1221 0.02882 172 154 15 3
6181 You know, YouTube made vore seem a lot more erotic 1.1221 0.02636 172 152 19 1
6182 A little to the left. You can turn the lamp on and off for me. 1.1220 0.03092 164 148 12 4
6183 Okay, enough, I did have commission last month. It's in the card which I hided behind that painting. 1.1220 0.02840 164 146 16 2
6184 Sara and the lion weren't sure about Fred when Fred tested his bravery. 1.1220 0.02969 164 147 14 3
6185 He’ll let you go once you reunite him with his body - I keep it in the solarium. Let’s go! Ed, follow my voice. Can you hear me? Tap your foot once if you can hear me. Ed? Hmm, this wine needs a refresh. I think I left the bottle lion around, ha! Ed? 1.1218 0.03063 156 140 13 3
6186 This will drive any stock price up. Your Reddit group is pranking you. 1.1216 0.02861 148 131 16 1
6187 Leo? Stop!!! We agreed on the cup. 1.1215 0.02676 181 161 18 2
6188 That's not the way you're supposed to wear the lionskin across your shoulders... 1.1214 0.03280 140 126 11 3
6189 Looks like the trophy head wants a trophy head. To bad the lion never had a chance. 1.1212 0.02952 165 148 14 3
6190 This doesn't prove you are too old to escape from the "charging" lion. 1.1208 0.02843 149 132 16 1
6191 Stop singing "Davy Crocket king of the wild frontier", you have the wrong hat on! You need an Elton John song 1.1203 0.02747 158 140 17 1
6192 Honey, your ready! Your Mother has been training you for the circus all your life... 1.1195 0.02873 159 142 15 2
6193 Dang, my head got flipped around. 1.1192 0.02808 151 134 16 1
6194 At last, a room filled with empathy 1.1190 0.02506 168 148 20 0
6195 Remember how much better it was when when I got mad at you and you claimed that ripped your head off. 1.1190 0.02506 168 148 20 0
6196 I told you it wouldn't want it shouldn't go by the sofa. 1.1187 0.02990 160 144 13 3
6197 Better I eat him now before marriage breaks. 1.1186 0.02805 177 159 15 3
6198 We wanted a mounted Lion's Head not to feed you to the Lion's Head! 1.1184 0.02629 152 134 18 0
6199 Harold... When I said this lion was a prop from 'The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe---I didn't mean that the lion WAS the wardrobe. 1.1183 0.02760 169 151 16 2
6200 Steve I’m divorcing you because instead of a normal human head you have a mounted lion’s head for a head. 1.1176 0.02869 170 153 14 3
6201 The dormouse has the last laugh. 1.1176 0.02745 170 152 16 2
6202 I told you to use a ‘non-bio’ detergent. 1.1176 0.02615 170 151 18 1
6203 Geez, I wish that appeared in the bedroom! 1.1169 0.02756 154 137 16 1
6204 I see you get caught in a lion’s mouth before you can get this to work, let me try” 1.1169 0.02756 154 137 16 1
6205 He's just a puppy, Dave! 1.1164 0.02835 146 130 15 1
6206 Oh. My. God. I knew you were lion to me. 1.1161 0.03030 155 140 12 3
6207 It’s crooked!” DonDechman Austin T 1.1159 0.03046 164 149 11 4
6208 We bought him at the Estate Sale. Wresting him postmortem does not make it more true. 1.1156 0.02938 173 157 12 4
6209 Barney, I know you've always wanted to run away to the circus, but you can't during COVID! 1.1156 0.02572 173 154 18 1
6210 Oh my god, it's a Pygma lion. 1.1156 0.02700 173 155 16 2
6211 Gee Larry, do you really think this will give your big game hunter persona more authenticity? 1.1149 0.02799 148 132 15 1
6212 Shows what you know Margaret! 1.1145 0.02757 166 149 15 2
6213 Shouldn't have been a wallflower. 1.1143 0.02544 175 156 18 1
6214 Stop dabbing! STOP DABBING! 1.1143 0.03220 140 127 10 3
6215 A little head off the man that killed you. 1.1143 0.02906 175 159 12 4
6216 Mmph! Mmph! Mmph! 1.1139 0.02836 158 142 14 2
6217 Trump' s Picture??, HE's eating you alive! 1.1139 0.02836 158 142 14 2
6218 Who do you think you are Dusko Popov or are you playing the game about The second Angli-Sikh war 1.1139 0.02690 158 141 16 1
6219 I don’t the outfit does it. Maybe something more Nat Geo. 1.1138 0.02870 167 151 13 3
6220 It’s a reaction to the Reddit bubble. 1.1138 0.02607 167 149 17 1
6221 No surprise. Trump did nothing to prevent this. 1.1126 0.03051 151 137 11 3
6222 I don 1.1124 0.02628 178 160 16 2
6223 Are you sure that's the right direction to hang it? 1.1118 0.02491 161 143 18 0
6224 Wimba way. Wombats way. Wimba way. 1.1111 0.02600 180 162 16 2
6225 I think the headless shrimp for dinner tonight were a mistake. 1.1103 0.03074 136 123 11 2
6226 Elsa the lion is still alive! 1.1099 0.02608 191 173 15 3
6227 You are supposed to offer just your tongue. 1.1099 0.02799 182 166 12 4
6228 Relax! It's faster than taking the elevator. 1.1098 0.03120 164 151 8 5
6229 I don't think that's what Van meant. 1.1098 0.02448 164 146 18 0
6230 Tiger sting... 1.1097 0.02831 155 140 13 2
6231 This must be the lion's revenge 1.1097 0.02976 155 141 11 3
6232 Don’t kill the cubs! 1.1091 0.02721 165 149 14 2
6233 Never, ever, give up." Dustin Jacobs Los Angeles, C 1.1086 0.02358 175 156 19 0
6234 Dave, you got promoted to a circus president remember? 1.1084 0.02421 166 148 18 0
6235 Whose trophy is what? 1.1083 0.03075 157 144 9 4
6236 Olly olly oxenftee I still see you, you idiot and that means an extra turn for me bucko plus a pricey piece of jewelry and the all expenses paid trip to the Bahamas! 1.1081 0.02898 148 134 12 2
6237 Lionel, I told you you're not related! 1.1081 0.02898 148 134 12 2
6238 A souvenir from the circus?" 1.1071 0.02538 168 151 16 1
6239 Honey, I’m just making sure that Covid can’t be transmitted to felines 1.1069 0.02763 159 144 13 2
6240 Why are you always so consumed by your hobby? Cal Bellamy Munster, I 1.1069 0.02763 159 144 13 2
6241 Don't bite it’s tow! 1.1067 0.02700 150 135 14 1
6242 Now maybe you won't spend so much time on that New YorkTimes Spelling Bee! 1.1062 0.02886 160 146 11 3
6243 Out. Gerald, leave it. Frank is NOT short for frankfurter. 1.1062 0.02600 160 144 15 1
6244 Finish the job fast! I’ve got tickets to Nairobi on Sunday. 1.1060 0.02683 151 136 14 1
6245 I'm sure he was more discerning in his diet in life Greg Mattingly Orange, Massachsetts 1.1056 0.02430 161 144 17 0
6246 But is it really YOUR triumph? 1.1053 0.02496 171 154 16 1
6247 I told you I did not want reminding of how much lion there is around today 1.1053 0.02354 171 153 18 0
6248 My D': I did't know that you won the Lion King Trophy with The Apprentice show. 1.1044 0.02273 182 163 19 0
6249 Daniel, I love when you show your lion den sexy face! 1.1043 0.02835 163 149 11 3
6250 I 'm tired of your playing lion's revenge 1.1038 0.02513 183 166 15 2
6251 I know it's dark in there. The first responder is on the way. Remember that you insisted on finding out what's it like to roar like. 1.1034 0.02315 174 156 18 0
6252 No, wait a minute. I think YOU need to eat the Lion’s Mane for reduced inflammation and improved cognitive health. 1.1032 0.02773 155 141 12 2
6253 Yny Ù7u7⁷⅞6u7y 1.1013 0.02722 158 144 12 2
6254 Sometihng Tells Me I Deserve This! 1.1012 0.02334 168 151 17 0
6255 Did I find it? 1.1007 0.02816 149 136 11 2
6256 Honey, how many times do I have to tell you not to eat the visits? 1.1006 0.02639 179 164 12 3
6257 A picture frame has to come life and eaten the husband. The wife just watches in shock 1.1000 0.02592 170 155 13 2
6258 If he's not there, then it must be half way on the price. 1.1000 0.02242 180 162 18 0
6259 ur a little sus boi short and sout 1.0994 0.02611 181 166 12 3
6260 I meant check the invoice, not in voice! 1.0994 0.02524 161 146 14 1
6261 I told you that lion was “roar”. 1.0993 0.02935 151 139 9 3
6262 I can't believe what my one eye is seeing, fellow cyclops. 1.0973 0.02557 185 170 12 3
6263 Of course. Hold that Ghost! The money is in the moose head. 1.0955 0.02678 157 144 11 2
6264 I told you to use Listerine to get rid ourself of halitosis. Now you know how bad it smells. 1.0943 0.02646 159 146 11 2
6265 Ellen, I don’t see the elephant in the room, ask Whiskers 1.0938 0.02476 160 146 13 1
6266 The lion may have gotten you but you can still get your urine sample into my wine glass. 1.0936 0.02523 171 157 12 2
6267 Howard told you to wash your hands. 1.0932 0.02298 161 146 15 0
6268 Socioeconomic crash 1.0924 0.02275 184 168 15 1
6269 Oh dear! I’m so sorry that I misunderstood what little Johnny meant when he asked me to ‘Lion his GameStop stock’ that he purchased with his paper route money. 1.0915 0.02810 142 131 9 2
6270 Is that a Trump” Trophy 1.0909 0.02324 154 140 14 0
6271 I'm sorry Leo. Hiding behind the wall, I thought you said you wanted my martini...not my Martin. 1.0909 0.02318 176 161 14 1
6272 Jackson Galaxy's gonna have a hell of a time with this 1.0909 0.02404 165 151 13 1
6273 I told you not to dust the art! Marty Ornish, La Mesa, CA 1.0909 0.02609 143 131 11 1
6274 This is what you get for trying to make a perverted joke. 1.0904 0.02538 166 153 11 2
6275 I said it’s made of Veldt, honey — not felt! 1.0898 0.02219 167 152 15 0
6276 On second thought, maybe this *does* fall into the category of "Pesik Reshe Delo Niha Le" 1.0898 0.02523 167 154 11 2
6277 Come to papa! Lion love you! I see you love Vodka too. I hope it is polish Vodka because I hate Russian Vodka. You see, Russia is the home of the tiger, my enemy. 1.0897 0.02784 156 145 8 3
6278 Thanks again, sweetheart, for this first step — as ridiculous as it might seem. Sex should be fun but it needs to be reciprocal. 1.0892 0.02454 157 144 12 1
6279 I understand compromising for the sake of unity, but this doesn't seem practical. 1.0882 0.02336 170 156 13 1
6280 Did not foresee a Deer with antlers may have made the wall mount a breeze 1.0875 0.02241 160 146 14 0
6281 No Fred, it's actually more like the lion kink 1.0862 0.02425 174 161 11 2
6282 Congratulations!! Close call-Huh? 1.0847 0.02030 189 173 16 0
6283 Gee Ed, so how many weeks did you stay at the taxidermist before you two tied the knot? 1.0843 0.02326 166 153 12 1
6284 Let's make mushroom soup," you said. "Let's do it from scratch," you said. "Let's do it original and organic," you said. Then you went out into the woods and came back with a basketful 1.0843 0.02373 178 165 11 2
6285 We shouldnt open that curtains . 1.0828 0.02286 169 156 12 1
6286 You're too old to start learning lion taming. 1.0779 0.02355 154 143 10 1
6287 Harry, stop! You know you're gonna Leo indigestion! 1.0769 0.02221 169 157 11 1
6288 About my next rock concert,dear.... 1.0769 0.02221 169 157 11 1
6289 A camera raw (roar) image file contains minimally processed data from the image sensor of either a digital camera, a motion picture film scanner, or other image scanner. 1.0714 0.02323 168 158 8 2
6290 Take the crimp out of your neck and smile. 1.0709 0.02169 141 131 10 0
6291 - [ I’ve given up on giving up] Taylor Grabowski, New York 1.0699 0.02140 143 133 10 0
6292 We should have gone for a tiger or a bear. 1.0683 0.01995 161 150 11 0
6293 I thought you afraid darkness. 1.0663 0.02117 166 156 9 1
6294 Planning on a traveling circus in a painting? Wish you luck. Guessing all the paintings from 2020 are optical illusions. 1.0608 0.01971 148 139 9 0