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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-01-31T15:38:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-02-21T15:41:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-02-08T15:40:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | February 15 & 22, 2021 |
Number of captions | 5853 |
Number of responses | 669427 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Sir, this is the Met. The Mets are down the street. | 1.8985 | 0.02319 | 1113 | 395 | 436 | 282 |
1 | This is the watercolor gallery. We don't allow charcoal here. | 1.8940 | 0.02274 | 1236 | 467 | 433 | 336 |
2 | That’s not how artist-in-residence works. | 1.8789 | 0.02727 | 834 | 315 | 305 | 214 |
3 | You are under the wrong impression, sir. | 1.8152 | 0.02353 | 1169 | 506 | 373 | 290 |
4 | Make mine rare, but not priceless. | 1.7943 | 0.02501 | 982 | 423 | 338 | 221 |
5 | This is watercolors. Charcoals are the next room over. | 1.7140 | 0.02151 | 1084 | 471 | 452 | 161 |
6 | I’ll have the Rauschenburger. | 1.7119 | 0.02326 | 1062 | 502 | 364 | 196 |
7 | Well sir, normally I WOULD call the police, but someone just bought you and your son for $80,000! | 1.7080 | 0.03324 | 548 | 269 | 170 | 109 |
8 | That's a rare medium. Well done. | 1.6958 | 0.02648 | 858 | 428 | 263 | 167 |
9 | You could have been clearer when you said you worked in charcoal | 1.6765 | 0.03356 | 473 | 227 | 172 | 74 |
10 | Fine, but no flash photography. | 1.6695 | 0.02521 | 947 | 493 | 274 | 180 |
11 | I’ll take mine to Gogh | 1.6648 | 0.04051 | 358 | 185 | 108 | 65 |
12 | The lily pond outside, you idiot. | 1.6646 | 0.02731 | 814 | 429 | 229 | 156 |
13 | And here we see the stark contrast between a French Impressionist and an American Concessionist. | 1.6400 | 0.02637 | 800 | 418 | 252 | 130 |
14 | Sir, these are oils. Charcoal is upstairs. | 1.6298 | 0.02525 | 705 | 337 | 292 | 76 |
15 | Sir, everything in here is rare. | 1.6286 | 0.02802 | 630 | 316 | 232 | 82 |
16 | Mr. Warhol has the ketchup in the next gallery. | 1.6259 | 0.02736 | 687 | 353 | 238 | 96 |
17 | Anybody know where the cows from the Chagall paintings went? | 1.6214 | 0.02840 | 700 | 380 | 205 | 115 |
18 | When you've finished the burgers, I'll need a couple of Rubens. | 1.6165 | 0.03483 | 412 | 212 | 146 | 54 |
19 | You’re at the Met, not the Mets. | 1.6139 | 0.02862 | 575 | 289 | 219 | 67 |
20 | Sir, the event was called Meet at the Met, not Meat at the Met! | 1.5810 | 0.03659 | 358 | 192 | 124 | 42 |
21 | And in this room you will see an exceptionally talented artist who works only in charcoal. | 1.5750 | 0.02842 | 560 | 296 | 206 | 58 |
22 | There's a ketchup bottle in the Warhol room. | 1.5740 | 0.02905 | 561 | 303 | 194 | 64 |
23 | When I asked you to display Weber's best work, I meant Max Weber! | 1.5714 | 0.03594 | 392 | 219 | 122 | 51 |
24 | This is not what I had in mind when you said charcoal was your preferred medium | 1.5664 | 0.03472 | 429 | 244 | 127 | 58 |
25 | My five-year-old could have cooked that. | 1.5655 | 0.03275 | 458 | 255 | 147 | 56 |
26 | I’ll give you ten grand for that napkin with the ketchup stain. | 1.5602 | 0.03258 | 498 | 289 | 139 | 70 |
27 | I could’ve made that! | 1.5466 | 0.03283 | 494 | 294 | 130 | 70 |
28 | When I said the museum was full of "starving artists," I didn't mean it literally! | 1.5403 | 0.03724 | 335 | 190 | 109 | 36 |
29 | Two Jardin-burgers, hold the Manets, and we'd like it to Gogh. | 1.5390 | 0.03735 | 410 | 255 | 89 | 66 |
30 | ‘You thought we wouldn’t notice the mustard on the Pollock?’ | 1.5379 | 0.03970 | 290 | 164 | 96 | 30 |
31 | Nice try, but putting aged gouda on a burger doesn’t qualify you as a Dutch master. | 1.5354 | 0.03683 | 325 | 182 | 112 | 31 |
32 | No hats in the museum! | 1.5260 | 0.03397 | 384 | 219 | 128 | 37 |
33 | Pardon me but I think you've gotten the wrong impression. | 1.5195 | 0.03770 | 333 | 197 | 99 | 37 |
34 | When you said you'd be working with charcoal, we assumed Faber, not Weber. | 1.5067 | 0.04634 | 225 | 137 | 62 | 26 |
35 | No, it was the Mets that hired you! With an 's'! | 1.5060 | 0.03827 | 332 | 203 | 90 | 39 |
36 | No sir. You are not “an artist working in charcoal.” Shut it down! | 1.5000 | 0.04094 | 290 | 179 | 77 | 34 |
37 | Finally! Performance art I can swallow. | 1.4980 | 0.04544 | 255 | 163 | 57 | 35 |
38 | My six-year-old could have grilled those! | 1.4970 | 0.03556 | 332 | 195 | 109 | 28 |
39 | They reopened indoor dining AND museums, not indoor dining IN museums. | 1.4943 | 0.04111 | 265 | 160 | 79 | 26 |
40 | Everything in this gallery is rare—no exceptions. | 1.4931 | 0.03792 | 290 | 171 | 95 | 24 |
41 | "Are you working with charcoal?" | 1.4925 | 0.03903 | 268 | 157 | 90 | 21 |
42 | If you want a cheeseburger in this museum you’re going to have to buy one in the basement for $22 like everyone else! | 1.4921 | 0.04031 | 315 | 201 | 73 | 41 |
43 | I said to set up by the water lilies OUTSIDE. | 1.4909 | 0.03813 | 328 | 204 | 87 | 37 |
44 | This is derivative of your previous work ‘Outside of Costco’ | 1.4900 | 0.04485 | 249 | 158 | 60 | 31 |
45 | Sir this is The Met not The Mets | 1.4859 | 0.04036 | 284 | 176 | 78 | 30 |
46 | Sir, you have a permit to sell food at the Mets, not the Met! | 1.4831 | 0.04031 | 296 | 187 | 75 | 34 |
47 | Sir,you must silence your cell phone. | 1.4817 | 0.04468 | 218 | 133 | 65 | 20 |
48 | We're featuring artists who work in charcoal. | 1.4807 | 0.03772 | 285 | 170 | 93 | 22 |
49 | Hey! Charcoals are in the next gallery!" | 1.4758 | 0.03656 | 248 | 140 | 98 | 10 |
50 | I'll have a haught dog. | 1.4755 | 0.04143 | 265 | 166 | 72 | 27 |
51 | Yes, that's Monet's garden. But this ain't his patio. | 1.4746 | 0.04389 | 236 | 148 | 64 | 24 |
52 | Can I get it to Gogh? | 1.4739 | 0.04184 | 249 | 154 | 72 | 23 |
53 | This is French Impressionism. You need to move to Mid-Century Americana. | 1.4737 | 0.04168 | 247 | 152 | 73 | 22 |
54 | If you're going to spatter, move over next to the Pollock! | 1.4735 | 0.03789 | 283 | 171 | 90 | 22 |
55 | Ketchup is only allowed near the Jackson Pollock paintings. | 1.4726 | 0.04628 | 201 | 124 | 59 | 18 |
56 | No Smoking! | 1.4715 | 0.03801 | 263 | 156 | 90 | 17 |
57 | Your Burgers to Gogh exhibit needs to close NOW! | 1.4713 | 0.04258 | 261 | 167 | 65 | 29 |
58 | Pollock says he wants both mustard and ketchup on his. | 1.4700 | 0.04075 | 283 | 181 | 71 | 31 |
59 | No burgers here, only Reubens. | 1.4683 | 0.04405 | 252 | 164 | 58 | 30 |
60 | When I told you I wanted you to get me a Weber for the exhibition, I meant the painter! | 1.4653 | 0.04347 | 245 | 157 | 62 | 26 |
61 | You must charge at least $35 a burger to be considered part of the museum gift store. | 1.4648 | 0.04173 | 256 | 162 | 69 | 25 |
62 | That better not be the Heinz from the Warhol exhibit! | 1.4646 | 0.04122 | 254 | 159 | 72 | 23 |
63 | Step back, young man! We do not taste the exhibits. | 1.4630 | 0.04345 | 270 | 180 | 55 | 35 |
64 | You can pack up the barbeque. I sold one of your paintings. | 1.4622 | 0.04317 | 225 | 140 | 66 | 19 |
65 | Has the meat been curated? | 1.4603 | 0.04385 | 239 | 154 | 60 | 25 |
66 | “I don’t care if charcoal is your preferred medium!” | 1.4583 | 0.04208 | 240 | 151 | 68 | 21 |
67 | When you said your medium was charcoal this is not what I imagined. | 1.4580 | 0.04191 | 238 | 149 | 69 | 20 |
68 | What part of "no smoking" don't you understand? | 1.4576 | 0.04216 | 236 | 148 | 68 | 20 |
69 | I don't care if grilling is a lost art. | 1.4574 | 0.04152 | 223 | 136 | 72 | 15 |
70 | The charcoals are in the other wing. | 1.4560 | 0.03927 | 250 | 153 | 80 | 17 |
71 | I know that you’re trying to make Monet, but you need to get in your Van and Gogh | 1.4558 | 0.04567 | 226 | 148 | 53 | 25 |
72 | Saying you're working with charcoal does not make it a work of art | 1.4545 | 0.04190 | 231 | 144 | 69 | 18 |
73 | You promised me something rare. | 1.4537 | 0.04195 | 227 | 141 | 69 | 17 |
74 | I said ‘meet’ by the Monet, not ‘meat’ by the Monet! | 1.4533 | 0.04469 | 214 | 136 | 59 | 19 |
75 | You are supposed to tailgate at the Mets game not at The Met! | 1.4522 | 0.04422 | 230 | 149 | 58 | 23 |
76 | It can't just be well done, it also has to be rare! | 1.4512 | 0.04404 | 215 | 136 | 61 | 18 |
77 | A woman who thinks you're an art installation wants to buy you. I just want a burger. | 1.4506 | 0.04251 | 233 | 148 | 65 | 20 |
78 | Ceci n'est pas un gril! | 1.4490 | 0.04972 | 196 | 131 | 42 | 23 |
79 | I’ll have two Rubens to Gogh! | 1.4489 | 0.04622 | 225 | 150 | 49 | 26 |
80 | What do you think this is, MoMA? | 1.4481 | 0.04293 | 212 | 132 | 65 | 15 |
81 | I have tasted Picasso's burgers and you, sir, are no Picasso. | 1.4455 | 0.04600 | 202 | 130 | 54 | 18 |
82 | Sir, wrong gallery - Luncheon on the Grass is by Manet, not Monet! | 1.4455 | 0.04378 | 220 | 141 | 60 | 19 |
83 | Get in your van and Gogh! | 1.4451 | 0.04875 | 173 | 110 | 49 | 14 |
84 | This is why I don't like parents on field trips! | 1.4444 | 0.04705 | 189 | 121 | 52 | 16 |
85 | Alright, I just looked it up. Barbequbism ain't a thing. Now get out! | 1.4439 | 0.04603 | 205 | 133 | 53 | 19 |
86 | Oh my gosh, Helen, you gotta see this! You can practically smell the naturalism! | 1.4425 | 0.04429 | 226 | 148 | 56 | 22 |
87 | I meant bring in the MAX Weber! | 1.4413 | 0.04575 | 213 | 140 | 52 | 21 |
88 | I don't care if you say charcoal is your medium - get out! | 1.4412 | 0.04872 | 204 | 138 | 42 | 24 |
89 | That's fine, but no flash photography! | 1.4408 | 0.04507 | 211 | 137 | 55 | 19 |
90 | Sir, Sir, grilling privileges are for Benefactor Members only! | 1.4397 | 0.04387 | 232 | 153 | 56 | 23 |
91 | Speed it up, we have a lot of starving artists here! | 1.4389 | 0.04672 | 180 | 114 | 53 | 13 |
92 | Those better be artisanal. | 1.4387 | 0.04127 | 212 | 131 | 69 | 12 |
93 | I need one burnt sienna outside, cadmium red inside. | 1.4385 | 0.04357 | 187 | 115 | 62 | 10 |
94 | But is it art? | 1.4381 | 0.04438 | 194 | 122 | 59 | 13 |
95 | I just got offered ten million for the pair of you. | 1.4381 | 0.04730 | 194 | 127 | 49 | 18 |
96 | I don't come to your restaurant and show you how to paint! | 1.4381 | 0.04471 | 226 | 150 | 53 | 23 |
97 | You know the rules: Condiments are only allowed near the Pollocks! | 1.4379 | 0.04879 | 169 | 108 | 48 | 13 |
98 | 'Charcoal artist' my eye! | 1.4378 | 0.04665 | 201 | 132 | 50 | 19 |
99 | I said Gogh. | 1.4378 | 0.04611 | 201 | 131 | 52 | 18 |
100 | What do you think this is,the Whitney? | 1.4375 | 0.04396 | 208 | 133 | 59 | 16 |
101 | These donors treat the museum like their own backyard. | 1.4372 | 0.04445 | 215 | 140 | 56 | 19 |
102 | Stop trying to make Barbecubism happen. It’s not going to happen. | 1.4372 | 0.04589 | 199 | 129 | 53 | 17 |
103 | There have been some complaints from the starving artists. | 1.4369 | 0.04685 | 206 | 137 | 48 | 21 |
104 | Remember! Our art is rare,our burgers well done. | 1.4365 | 0.04677 | 197 | 129 | 50 | 18 |
105 | No hats of any kind are allowed in the museum! | 1.4350 | 0.04988 | 177 | 117 | 43 | 17 |
106 | I don’t care if it is Dijon, it doesn’t belong on the Monet! | 1.4341 | 0.04597 | 205 | 135 | 51 | 19 |
107 | Some lunatic just damaged the Jackson Pollock. We need to borrow your squirt bottle of ketchup. | 1.4340 | 0.04487 | 212 | 139 | 54 | 19 |
108 | I don’t care if you’re the “Picasso” of the grill, you still need to set up outside. | 1.4337 | 0.04937 | 166 | 107 | 46 | 13 |
109 | You better be Banksy, pal! | 1.4337 | 0.04579 | 196 | 127 | 53 | 16 |
110 | I'll have the Minimalist burger. Nothing on it, of course. | 1.4330 | 0.04221 | 224 | 144 | 63 | 17 |
111 | The Warhol room needs the ketchup back!! | 1.4326 | 0.04836 | 178 | 116 | 47 | 15 |
112 | I normally only collect rare pieces, but I'll settle for medium-well. | 1.4320 | 0.04579 | 206 | 136 | 51 | 19 |
113 | Let me see your artistic license. | 1.4319 | 0.04471 | 213 | 140 | 54 | 19 |
114 | A true artist never makes concessions! | 1.4312 | 0.05292 | 160 | 107 | 37 | 16 |
115 | An American in Paris | 1.4312 | 0.05366 | 160 | 108 | 35 | 17 |
116 | Your mustard needs more yellow ochre! | 1.4310 | 0.05112 | 174 | 117 | 39 | 18 |
117 | Two burgers to Gogh. | 1.4302 | 0.05221 | 172 | 117 | 36 | 19 |
118 | I told you, this room is oils, charcoals are down the hall. | 1.4294 | 0.04786 | 177 | 115 | 48 | 14 |
119 | You're supposed be in the sculpture garden with the Burghers of Calais. | 1.4286 | 0.04758 | 182 | 119 | 48 | 15 |
120 | Sir,grilling is only allowed in the Francis Bacon gallery. | 1.4278 | 0.04665 | 194 | 128 | 49 | 17 |
121 | My burger tasted sadly derivative. | 1.4269 | 0.04901 | 171 | 112 | 45 | 14 |
122 | If you’re gonna make a mess, do it by the Jackson Pollock exhibit. | 1.4254 | 0.04838 | 181 | 120 | 45 | 16 |
123 | I expected a grilling from the critics,but this is too much. | 1.4253 | 0.05172 | 174 | 119 | 36 | 19 |
124 | And stop telling the guests barbecue is America’s one true art form! | 1.4253 | 0.05042 | 174 | 117 | 40 | 17 |
125 | That's not what I meant by adding something rare to our collection. | 1.4251 | 0.04684 | 167 | 106 | 51 | 10 |
126 | I like my meat like I like my art, rare and expensive! | 1.4251 | 0.04558 | 207 | 138 | 50 | 19 |
127 | Hey! Not Here! Performance art is down the hall. | 1.4250 | 0.04563 | 200 | 132 | 51 | 17 |
128 | Well done! | 1.4247 | 0.04620 | 186 | 121 | 51 | 14 |
129 | and this is a live art exhibition titled Pre-Covid Summer | 1.4241 | 0.04830 | 191 | 129 | 43 | 19 |
130 | ...now get out! And stop saying you 'work in charcoal!' | 1.4233 | 0.04689 | 189 | 125 | 48 | 16 |
131 | I purchased a Max Weber, not a Weber, Max! | 1.4223 | 0.04724 | 206 | 141 | 43 | 22 |
132 | Your used canvas apron just sold for three million ! | 1.4219 | 0.04456 | 192 | 124 | 55 | 13 |
133 | And here we have our medium-rare collection | 1.4219 | 0.04332 | 192 | 122 | 59 | 11 |
134 | Barbeque may be an art form in Kansas City, but you're not in Kansas anymore, sir. | 1.4219 | 0.04517 | 192 | 125 | 53 | 14 |
135 | Sir, this is the Met. For tailgating, you want the Mets! | 1.4214 | 0.05382 | 159 | 109 | 33 | 17 |
136 | For those preferring soup, please exit through the Warhol Paviliion. | 1.4213 | 0.04495 | 197 | 129 | 53 | 15 |
137 | I'll have two to Gogh. | 1.4208 | 0.04635 | 202 | 136 | 47 | 19 |
138 | That’s not what I meant when I said you could work with charcoals! | 1.4208 | 0.04538 | 183 | 118 | 53 | 12 |
139 | Your grill has just sold for two-point-five million. The client said it was the most exciting piece of modern art she’s seen in years. Just play along. | 1.4205 | 0.05188 | 176 | 122 | 34 | 20 |
140 | Sorry sir, but we only allow condiments in the Jackson Pollock wing. | 1.4197 | 0.04499 | 193 | 126 | 53 | 14 |
141 | For the last time kid, he's a statue. You're not getting any burgers. | 1.4192 | 0.04362 | 198 | 128 | 57 | 13 |
142 | Setup by the pond meant outside! | 1.4190 | 0.04673 | 179 | 117 | 49 | 13 |
143 | And over here, we have some very rare charcoal renderings | 1.4188 | 0.04150 | 191 | 119 | 64 | 8 |
144 | Goya wants a Rubens on Dali Rye | 1.4188 | 0.04825 | 191 | 130 | 42 | 19 |
145 | No bun for the Minimalist, the Abstract guy wants a mix of all the fixings and the Surrealist can’t imagine what he wants. | 1.4185 | 0.04585 | 184 | 120 | 51 | 13 |
146 | Joe, when I said you could grill by the pond, I didn’t mean in front of the Monet! | 1.4184 | 0.04623 | 196 | 131 | 48 | 17 |
147 | Ketchup? How gauche. | 1.4181 | 0.04581 | 232 | 163 | 41 | 28 |
148 | We are aware the ‘r’ on the ‘gallery’ sign is burnt out. | 1.4181 | 0.04640 | 177 | 115 | 50 | 12 |
149 | The Lilly pond OUTSIDE | 1.4177 | 0.05096 | 158 | 105 | 40 | 13 |
150 | Tailgate parties are confined to the Pollock room! | 1.4172 | 0.04985 | 163 | 108 | 42 | 13 |
151 | Sir, this is an art gallery! We only tolerate a mess if it's by someone famous. | 1.4167 | 0.04849 | 180 | 121 | 43 | 16 |
152 | I meant “MEET me at the Met.” Damn autocorrect. | 1.4158 | 0.04684 | 202 | 138 | 44 | 20 |
153 | I see you're teaching the art majors their future profession. | 1.4156 | 0.05269 | 154 | 104 | 36 | 14 |
154 | You know the rules! Only in front of the Pollocks! | 1.4153 | 0.04853 | 183 | 124 | 42 | 17 |
155 | And on your left ...summer 2019 remembered | 1.4152 | 0.04890 | 171 | 114 | 43 | 14 |
156 | We’ve got Bacon in the next room | 1.4150 | 0.04150 | 200 | 127 | 63 | 10 |
157 | I find it a bit derivative. | 1.4150 | 0.04554 | 200 | 134 | 49 | 17 |
158 | Minimalism on the mayo, Jackson Pollock with the mustard. | 1.4144 | 0.04763 | 181 | 121 | 45 | 15 |
159 | Call it modern art all you want, I'm still not paying $12 for a hot dog. | 1.4142 | 0.04785 | 169 | 111 | 46 | 12 |
160 | When Governor Cuomo reinstated indoor dining, this is not what he had in mind. | 1.4140 | 0.04672 | 186 | 124 | 47 | 15 |
161 | Two more Rauschen-burgers! | 1.4138 | 0.04451 | 203 | 135 | 52 | 16 |
162 | This is the gallery, not the galley! | 1.4138 | 0.04829 | 174 | 116 | 44 | 14 |
163 | Sir, the charcoal gallery is on the second floor. | 1.4134 | 0.04461 | 179 | 115 | 54 | 10 |
164 | The Monet is well done. Your burgers are burnt beyond recognition. | 1.4130 | 0.05072 | 184 | 129 | 34 | 21 |
165 | In this museum the art is rare and the burgers are well done. | 1.4128 | 0.04797 | 172 | 114 | 45 | 13 |
166 | Common mistake. This is Fenway Gallery. The park is across the street. | 1.4121 | 0.04479 | 182 | 118 | 53 | 11 |
167 | This is a watercolor exhibit! No charcoal! | 1.4121 | 0.04931 | 182 | 125 | 39 | 18 |
168 | No! The ketchup and mustard go on the Pollack! | 1.4118 | 0.04977 | 170 | 115 | 40 | 15 |
169 | Two more burgers for the "Luncheon on the Grass" group. | 1.4114 | 0.04598 | 175 | 114 | 50 | 11 |
170 | Yes, cooking is an art, but not all cooks are artists. | 1.4114 | 0.04669 | 175 | 115 | 48 | 12 |
171 | Show me the sign that says I can’t | 1.4110 | 0.05129 | 163 | 111 | 37 | 15 |
172 | Sir, you’ll need to check the hat. | 1.4107 | 0.04650 | 168 | 109 | 49 | 10 |
173 | Oils only in this room! No charcoals! | 1.4104 | 0.04845 | 173 | 116 | 43 | 14 |
174 | “Your “medium” is not well-done.” | 1.4098 | 0.04722 | 183 | 123 | 45 | 15 |
175 | If I hear one person say “I prefer Manet-aise” or “I’d like my Monet back” you’re outta here! | 1.4098 | 0.04847 | 183 | 125 | 41 | 17 |
176 | I want mine to be the rarest thing in here! | 1.4086 | 0.04411 | 186 | 121 | 54 | 11 |
177 | That had better be Dijon mustard! | 1.4083 | 0.04995 | 169 | 115 | 39 | 15 |
178 | This isn't what I meant when I said if you got a degree in Art you'd end up flipping burgers! | 1.4083 | 0.04924 | 169 | 114 | 41 | 14 |
179 | No, I said "we need a LOOKOUT by the Monet!" | 1.4080 | 0.04823 | 174 | 117 | 43 | 14 |
180 | Damn it Gene, this is an art museum, button that shirt! | 1.4078 | 0.04728 | 179 | 120 | 45 | 14 |
181 | They need you over at Manet's "Luncheon on the Grass", ASAP! | 1.4074 | 0.05437 | 162 | 115 | 28 | 19 |
182 | Hold the Manets! | 1.4070 | 0.04931 | 172 | 117 | 40 | 15 |
183 | Sir, you can’t smoke here! | 1.4068 | 0.04764 | 177 | 119 | 44 | 14 |
184 | That's not what I meant about dabbling in charcoal. | 1.4066 | 0.04737 | 182 | 123 | 44 | 15 |
185 | You'll have to move it down the hall past the soup cans. | 1.4059 | 0.04829 | 170 | 114 | 43 | 13 |
186 | Hey buddy! Quit saying "Show me the Monet" to the youngsters! | 1.4057 | 0.04869 | 175 | 119 | 41 | 15 |
187 | I like my steaks like my art. Rare. | 1.4056 | 0.04365 | 180 | 116 | 55 | 9 |
188 | That's precisely why I keep telling you - only in front of the Pollocks! | 1.4054 | 0.04554 | 185 | 123 | 49 | 13 |
189 | Make mine a masterpiece. Rare. | 1.4053 | 0.04888 | 190 | 133 | 37 | 20 |
190 | 2 with nothing for the couple in the Minimalist wing | 1.4051 | 0.04921 | 158 | 105 | 42 | 11 |
191 | This gallery is for oils only. Charcoals are in 401 East. | 1.4046 | 0.04553 | 173 | 113 | 50 | 10 |
192 | You're either a docent or you're not, Steve. No side hustles. | 1.4046 | 0.04839 | 173 | 117 | 42 | 14 |
193 | I said to grill the students on art, not to grill for students near art. | 1.4045 | 0.04809 | 178 | 121 | 42 | 15 |
194 | Hey, you! You're in the wrong cartoon! | 1.4045 | 0.04875 | 178 | 122 | 40 | 16 |
195 | One burger medium rare and one that captures the essence of humanity’s struggle to find life’s purpose. | 1.4041 | 0.05548 | 146 | 102 | 29 | 15 |
196 | Did you miss the "no smoking" sign? | 1.4040 | 0.05076 | 151 | 101 | 39 | 11 |
197 | Ceci n'est pas un parc | 1.4036 | 0.05196 | 166 | 116 | 33 | 17 |
198 | Hey, I thought I told you no hats in here! | 1.4036 | 0.04981 | 166 | 113 | 39 | 14 |
199 | I'm sorry sir, but condiments are only allowed in the Jackson Pollock gallery! | 1.4025 | 0.04815 | 159 | 105 | 44 | 10 |
200 | A true artist knows when they’re done. | 1.4024 | 0.05023 | 164 | 112 | 38 | 14 |
201 | Sign says no hats! | 1.4023 | 0.04532 | 174 | 114 | 50 | 10 |
202 | My five year old could cook that! | 1.4022 | 0.04632 | 184 | 124 | 46 | 14 |
203 | We’ve told you a hundred times, set up beside the Warhol soup cans. | 1.4014 | 0.04696 | 147 | 94 | 47 | 6 |
204 | Not THAT water lily pond you idiot! | 1.4012 | 0.04957 | 167 | 114 | 39 | 14 |
205 | Hey, no free burgers! He needs to learn the value of Monet. | 1.4012 | 0.04855 | 172 | 117 | 41 | 14 |
206 | One Pollock with extra Schmalz, a frozen Magritte and two Rubens - to go! | 1.4011 | 0.04857 | 182 | 126 | 39 | 17 |
207 | Tailgating for the Monet exhibit is in the parking lot! | 1.4011 | 0.04857 | 182 | 126 | 39 | 17 |
208 | I said, only in front of the Pollock! | 1.4000 | 0.04771 | 165 | 110 | 44 | 11 |
209 | Monet was French. Use the Dijon. | 1.4000 | 0.04749 | 170 | 114 | 44 | 12 |
210 | Ok I will go over this again...I want a realism burger with Warhol ketchup, Picasso pickles, hold the Monetnaise, with cubism letttuce, all on a Vinci bun and I will take it to goegh | 1.3989 | 0.04743 | 188 | 130 | 41 | 17 |
211 | This is the MET, damn it! Performance art is at the Guggenheim. | 1.3988 | 0.04545 | 173 | 114 | 49 | 10 |
212 | It was a typo, you knew I meant baroque! | 1.3988 | 0.04558 | 168 | 110 | 49 | 9 |
213 | Hey! Mustard stains are only allowed in the Jackson Pollack wing! | 1.3988 | 0.04964 | 163 | 111 | 39 | 13 |
214 | Ed, you idiot. This is the European wing. Take it over to Americana. | 1.3988 | 0.05040 | 163 | 112 | 37 | 14 |
215 | Excuse me, but picnics are only allowed on Sunday afternoons in the Seurat Gallery! | 1.3988 | 0.04649 | 163 | 107 | 47 | 9 |
216 | Well, it’s not enough that you work with charcoal too. | 1.3987 | 0.04746 | 158 | 104 | 45 | 9 |
217 | Derivative! | 1.3986 | 0.05074 | 143 | 95 | 39 | 9 |
218 | And in this next room, Ladies and Gentlemen, you’ll find Monet’s ‘Man Grills For Boy In Front Of Water Lilies’.” | 1.3986 | 0.04976 | 143 | 94 | 41 | 8 |
219 | You’ll do better with that in front of “The Last Supper”. | 1.3978 | 0.04479 | 181 | 120 | 50 | 11 |
220 | No, as a matter of fact I haven’t heard about your work with charcoals! | 1.3978 | 0.04614 | 181 | 122 | 46 | 13 |
221 | Hey, no outside food allowed. | 1.3977 | 0.04840 | 176 | 121 | 40 | 15 |
222 | Just don’t go near the Haystacks. | 1.3977 | 0.04426 | 171 | 111 | 52 | 8 |
223 | Excuse me sir the American Wing is on the second floor. | 1.3977 | 0.04654 | 171 | 114 | 46 | 11 |
224 | I meant under the canvas outside. | 1.3976 | 0.04825 | 166 | 112 | 42 | 12 |
225 | No matter how long I stare at it, I just don't get it. | 1.3976 | 0.04825 | 166 | 112 | 42 | 12 |
226 | Stop squirting that mustard or we'll move you over to the Jackson Pollock painting! | 1.3975 | 0.05083 | 161 | 111 | 36 | 14 |
227 | No, no, I said the Mets, not the Met. | 1.3974 | 0.05278 | 156 | 109 | 32 | 15 |
228 | I don't care if it IS Sunday afternoon--Life will not be imitating Art on my watch. | 1.3966 | 0.05079 | 174 | 123 | 33 | 18 |
229 | Wrong garden. It's on the roof. | 1.3964 | 0.04910 | 169 | 116 | 39 | 14 |
230 | No sir, this is not The Mets game this is THE MET! Please wrap it up. | 1.3963 | 0.05015 | 164 | 113 | 37 | 14 |
231 | You're wanted over near Renoir's Luncheon of the Boating Party | 1.3962 | 0.04969 | 159 | 108 | 39 | 12 |
232 | You know those would sell for a lot more if you were dead. | 1.3961 | 0.04911 | 154 | 103 | 41 | 10 |
233 | Actually, can I have mine with no onion and small, visible brush strokes? | 1.3961 | 0.04735 | 154 | 101 | 45 | 8 |
234 | Are you kidding me?! I thought you said it was a Max Weber! | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
235 | Sir, your method of working with charcoal is not what the curator had in mind. | 1.3949 | 0.05092 | 157 | 108 | 36 | 13 |
236 | Yes technically you are in the rare section, but that is beside the point | 1.3949 | 0.04930 | 157 | 106 | 40 | 11 |
237 | Your burgers are derivative, your hot dogs predictable, and both need a helluva lot more salt. | 1.3946 | 0.05159 | 147 | 100 | 36 | 11 |
238 | I told ya to set up by the lily pond outside! | 1.3938 | 0.04783 | 160 | 107 | 43 | 10 |
239 | One of our drawing instructors wants to know if you could spare some charcoal. | 1.3935 | 0.05218 | 155 | 108 | 33 | 14 |
240 | I thought you said SKETCHING with charcoal! | 1.3935 | 0.05218 | 155 | 108 | 33 | 14 |
241 | I’ll have one burger to Gogh. | 1.3931 | 0.05297 | 145 | 100 | 33 | 12 |
242 | Sir, these are oils. The charcoals are on the 2nd floor! | 1.3931 | 0.05297 | 145 | 100 | 33 | 12 |
243 | Your work with charcoal is not exactly what I was expecting... | 1.3929 | 0.05038 | 140 | 93 | 39 | 8 |
244 | Much to John's chagrin, he was banished from the opera, the department stores, and now the museum. | 1.3924 | 0.05450 | 158 | 114 | 26 | 18 |
245 | If charcoal is your medium you are on the wrong floor | 1.3918 | 0.04863 | 171 | 118 | 39 | 14 |
246 | No, I said to set up by the buffet ... not the Monet! | 1.3916 | 0.05064 | 143 | 96 | 38 | 9 |
247 | Excuse me sir. Performance Art is on the 4th floor. | 1.3913 | 0.05288 | 138 | 94 | 34 | 10 |
248 | I don't care if its French mustard, it doesn't belong on a Monet. | 1.3910 | 0.05110 | 156 | 108 | 35 | 13 |
249 | When I said you could set up by the pond with water lilies, I meant the one outside. | 1.3910 | 0.04688 | 156 | 103 | 45 | 8 |
250 | Sir, this is Water Colors, you want Charcoal. | 1.3908 | 0.04662 | 174 | 118 | 44 | 12 |
251 | We don't care if the Times called your grilling a "work of art." Get out! | 1.3905 | 0.04681 | 169 | 114 | 44 | 11 |
252 | May I remind you sir, this is a fine art gallery. The use of ketchup is not allowed. | 1.3901 | 0.04844 | 182 | 128 | 37 | 17 |
253 | Your wife and daughter just won the 3-legged race and said to meet them by the Cubists. | 1.3896 | 0.05072 | 154 | 106 | 36 | 12 |
254 | You were supposed to be in the room with the soup cans. | 1.3895 | 0.04625 | 172 | 116 | 45 | 11 |
255 | I’ll take one Van-to-Gogh burger, please. | 1.3895 | 0.04625 | 172 | 116 | 45 | 11 |
256 | No garnishes? Ugh. I guess I'll never understand minimalism. | 1.3893 | 0.04734 | 149 | 98 | 44 | 7 |
257 | You’re giving this exhibit the wrong impressionism. | 1.3889 | 0.05408 | 144 | 101 | 30 | 13 |
258 | I am stuck in a cartoon that makes no sense! | 1.3889 | 0.05131 | 144 | 98 | 36 | 10 |
259 | It’s not THAT type of charcoal exhibit. | 1.3889 | 0.05131 | 144 | 98 | 36 | 10 |
260 | This is YOUR last supper! | 1.3889 | 0.04895 | 162 | 111 | 39 | 12 |
261 | Just because you got vaccinated doesn't mean you can do everything inside now! | 1.3889 | 0.04973 | 162 | 112 | 37 | 13 |
262 | You’re at the wrong Met. You want the Mets | 1.3889 | 0.05131 | 144 | 98 | 36 | 10 |
263 | No, the crepe stand goes next to the Monet — I told you to set up next to the Burghers of Calais! | 1.3885 | 0.05319 | 157 | 112 | 29 | 16 |
264 | We heard you were skilled with charcoal, but this isn't what we had in mind. | 1.3885 | 0.05163 | 157 | 110 | 33 | 14 |
265 | You, sir, are making quite an impression. | 1.3885 | 0.05356 | 139 | 96 | 32 | 11 |
266 | The charcoals exhibit is one floor up. | 1.3882 | 0.04508 | 170 | 113 | 48 | 9 |
267 | I’m sorry but grilling is a science, not an art. | 1.3879 | 0.04676 | 165 | 111 | 44 | 10 |
268 | When you said you were an artist with charcoal, this isn't what I had in mind ...but yes, it does smell sublime. | 1.3875 | 0.04936 | 160 | 110 | 38 | 12 |
269 | Sir, that can only be done "en plein air!" | 1.3873 | 0.05815 | 142 | 104 | 21 | 17 |
270 | Save some for the starving artists. | 1.3873 | 0.05274 | 142 | 98 | 33 | 11 |
271 | Sir! Charcoal is on the third floor. This floor is oil-based only! | 1.3869 | 0.05308 | 137 | 94 | 33 | 10 |
272 | You were supposed to set up in front of the water lilies in our garden. | 1.3862 | 0.05103 | 145 | 99 | 36 | 10 |
273 | Hey - this gallery is for oils and watercolors. Charcoal belongs next door. | 1.3861 | 0.04728 | 158 | 106 | 43 | 9 |
274 | Hey buddy, this is the Met not the Mets! | 1.3861 | 0.04812 | 158 | 107 | 41 | 10 |
275 | I said wrap up your stuff, get in your van, and gogh. | 1.3857 | 0.05514 | 140 | 99 | 28 | 13 |
276 | These are the old masters, not grill masters | 1.3857 | 0.05325 | 140 | 97 | 32 | 11 |
277 | You take “Lunch Hour With Monet” too literally. | 1.3855 | 0.04958 | 166 | 116 | 36 | 14 |
278 | I said in front of the koi pond. Outside. | 1.3851 | 0.05210 | 148 | 103 | 33 | 12 |
279 | "The Curator would like a word, and one wiener with mustard." | 1.3851 | 0.04831 | 161 | 110 | 40 | 11 |
280 | He's a master of the charcoal medium! | 1.3851 | 0.04584 | 161 | 107 | 46 | 8 |
281 | Careful, buddy, that painting is rare and well-done. | 1.3851 | 0.04863 | 174 | 122 | 37 | 15 |
282 | A virtual museum visit means bringing the museum into your home, not your home into the museum. | 1.3846 | 0.05020 | 156 | 108 | 36 | 12 |
283 | I suggest you relocate to American Gothic or switch to crepes. | 1.3846 | 0.05020 | 156 | 108 | 36 | 12 |
284 | Sir, this is the Modernist Wing. If you want to grill, you'll have to go to the Buffalo Wing. | 1.3841 | 0.04999 | 164 | 115 | 35 | 14 |
285 | Grilling is not an art form! | 1.3841 | 0.05176 | 138 | 94 | 35 | 9 |
286 | You don’t sell Art, you sell the sizzle | 1.3841 | 0.05176 | 138 | 94 | 35 | 9 |
287 | Hey! I told you the Picasso fans wanted both buns on the bottom! | 1.3837 | 0.04832 | 172 | 120 | 38 | 14 |
288 | Excuse me! Where do you think you are ... the Whitney? | 1.3836 | 0.04704 | 159 | 107 | 43 | 9 |
289 | Move it out here - there's a great starry night. | 1.3833 | 0.04745 | 180 | 126 | 39 | 15 |
290 | No, no! I told you to set up in front of the Burghers of Calais, not Monet! | 1.3828 | 0.05334 | 128 | 87 | 33 | 8 |
291 | George, tell your dad it's Sunday in the park, not the Met! | 1.3826 | 0.05268 | 149 | 105 | 31 | 13 |
292 | Using charcoal" doesn't make it art | 1.3826 | 0.04818 | 149 | 100 | 41 | 8 |
293 | That is not what we meant by "charcoal exhibition"! | 1.3826 | 0.05093 | 149 | 103 | 35 | 11 |
294 | There’s a fine line between mustard yellow and yellow mustard | 1.3824 | 0.04499 | 170 | 114 | 47 | 9 |
295 | Didn’t you read the sign?? No kids!! | 1.3822 | 0.05154 | 157 | 111 | 32 | 14 |
296 | No barbecuing in the French Impressionist Collection! You must relocate to the American Classics Collection. | 1.3822 | 0.04476 | 157 | 103 | 48 | 6 |
297 | This is impressionist oil paintings, sir! The charcoal exhibit is in the west wing! | 1.3819 | 0.04927 | 144 | 97 | 39 | 8 |
298 | It's been years since I've seen a work so well done. | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
299 | I find this exhibit to be both rare, and well -done | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
300 | If one more person adds mustard to the Pollock, you're history. | 1.3815 | 0.04667 | 173 | 119 | 42 | 12 |
301 | Mr. Pollock insists on the return of his ketchup and mustard immediately! | 1.3814 | 0.05505 | 118 | 80 | 31 | 7 |
302 | Performance art? Not in my museum!! Not ever!! But since you're here...Mine without onions. | 1.3813 | 0.04596 | 160 | 107 | 45 | 8 |
303 | Your permit is for the Metropolitan Lawn and Garden Supply! | 1.3810 | 0.05228 | 147 | 103 | 32 | 12 |
304 | What is the meaning of this? | 1.3810 | 0.04663 | 147 | 97 | 44 | 6 |
305 | I told you, ‘Sunday in the Park’ is in the East Gallery. | 1.3810 | 0.04954 | 147 | 100 | 38 | 9 |
306 | Hey, the guy in the Dali wing says his cheese isn't melted enough. | 1.3810 | 0.05228 | 147 | 103 | 32 | 12 |
307 | Sir, charcoal works are allowed only in the drawing galleries. | 1.3810 | 0.04859 | 147 | 99 | 40 | 8 |
308 | It's not Sunday, that's not a park, and you're not George. | 1.3806 | 0.05200 | 155 | 110 | 31 | 14 |
309 | You said your medium was charcoal! | 1.3806 | 0.04780 | 155 | 105 | 41 | 9 |
310 | Gentlemen, please remove your hats. | 1.3804 | 0.05015 | 163 | 115 | 34 | 14 |
311 | Don't overcook them-- we only accept rare pieces. | 1.3803 | 0.05167 | 142 | 98 | 34 | 10 |
312 | One more Monet burger, to gogh. | 1.3803 | 0.05718 | 142 | 104 | 22 | 16 |
313 | Performance art is the next wing over. | 1.3800 | 0.04885 | 150 | 102 | 39 | 9 |
314 | I didn't mean they were literally starving | 1.3800 | 0.04699 | 150 | 100 | 43 | 7 |
315 | In 'Boy With Hamburger Bun,' be sure to notice how the composition is placed so elegantly against a backdrop of waterlilies. | 1.3800 | 0.05065 | 150 | 104 | 35 | 11 |
316 | Banksy put you up to this, didn’t he!? | 1.3800 | 0.04976 | 150 | 103 | 37 | 10 |
317 | It’s a gallery, not a “grillery.” | 1.3795 | 0.04723 | 166 | 114 | 41 | 11 |
318 | Hey Rembrandt! This is still life, performing art's down the hall! | 1.3793 | 0.04787 | 174 | 122 | 38 | 14 |
319 | This is not what we meant by returning to indoor dining! | 1.3787 | 0.04885 | 169 | 119 | 36 | 14 |
320 | I said "We need to M-E-E-T at the gallery, not M-E-A-T at the gallery!" | 1.3786 | 0.05313 | 140 | 98 | 31 | 11 |
321 | I meant near the pond OUTSIDE! | 1.3784 | 0.04737 | 148 | 99 | 42 | 7 |
322 | We need three more for the characters in Hopper's Nighthawks,thirteen for the folks in Renoir's Boating party and finally twelve for DaVinci's last supper | 1.3782 | 0.05092 | 156 | 110 | 33 | 13 |
323 | Your performance art is cliche and derivative, and your burgers are jejune. | 1.3775 | 0.04949 | 151 | 104 | 37 | 10 |
324 | I said it's 'The Lunch' and 'Water Lilies', not 'have lunch by the water lilies'. | 1.3775 | 0.04481 | 151 | 99 | 47 | 5 |
325 | The Burghers of Calais'" in the sculpture court | 1.3775 | 0.04768 | 151 | 102 | 41 | 8 |
326 | I don't care if you feel like you're in a garden - you're not. | 1.3772 | 0.04622 | 167 | 114 | 43 | 10 |
327 | One medium well burger please, and make it to gogh | 1.3767 | 0.05156 | 146 | 102 | 33 | 11 |
328 | You two had better be an installation! | 1.3766 | 0.04882 | 154 | 106 | 38 | 10 |
329 | The American Wing is down the hall. | 1.3766 | 0.04794 | 154 | 105 | 40 | 9 |
330 | You kidding me? My kid could cook that | 1.3765 | 0.04955 | 162 | 114 | 35 | 13 |
331 | I said "al fresco" not near the frescos! | 1.3765 | 0.04635 | 162 | 110 | 43 | 9 |
332 | If those aren't rare they don't belong here! | 1.3760 | 0.05526 | 125 | 87 | 29 | 9 |
333 | Sir, Contemporary American art is the the next gallery. | 1.3760 | 0.05641 | 125 | 88 | 27 | 10 |
334 | I'd rather have excellent food - than all the Monet in the world. | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
335 | Claude...how much Monet for a cheeseburger? | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 141 | 98 | 33 | 10 |
336 | A Day in the Park” refers to the painting. | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 141 | 98 | 33 | 10 |
337 | This wing is for rare works. Medium well is down the hall. | 1.3758 | 0.04900 | 149 | 102 | 38 | 9 |
338 | My kid could grill that! | 1.3758 | 0.05510 | 149 | 109 | 24 | 16 |
339 | In this room we have the work of Steve, his medium is charcoal; his steaks, medium well. | 1.3758 | 0.04712 | 149 | 100 | 42 | 7 |
340 | The artist needs the mustard back. | 1.3758 | 0.04731 | 157 | 107 | 41 | 9 |
341 | When you said charcoal I thought you would be displaying your etchings. | 1.3750 | 0.04754 | 160 | 110 | 40 | 10 |
342 | I said this was a MEET and greet! | 1.3750 | 0.05011 | 152 | 106 | 35 | 11 |
343 | You're making the entirely wrong impression. | 1.3750 | 0.05011 | 152 | 106 | 35 | 11 |
344 | This gallery is for rare pieces only. | 1.3750 | 0.04677 | 168 | 116 | 41 | 11 |
345 | No no... you should only be having the IMPRESSION of a barbecue. | 1.3750 | 0.05315 | 136 | 95 | 31 | 10 |
346 | Who put Giuliani in charge of catering? | 1.3750 | 0.05296 | 144 | 102 | 30 | 12 |
347 | Ok sir, but no flash photography | 1.3750 | 0.05296 | 144 | 102 | 30 | 12 |
348 | Don't take one, kid... that's performance art!! | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
349 | If you’re gonna fling mustard around, then I’m moving you to the Jackson Pollock gallery. | 1.3741 | 0.05127 | 147 | 103 | 33 | 11 |
350 | The burgers go in the pop art wing beneath the soup cans. | 1.3741 | 0.04942 | 147 | 101 | 37 | 9 |
351 | The performance art space is to the LEFT of the atrium! | 1.3741 | 0.04942 | 147 | 101 | 37 | 9 |
352 | The social media campaign said "bring the museum into your home" not "bring your home into the museum." | 1.3741 | 0.04926 | 139 | 94 | 38 | 7 |
353 | Hey! I just sold your first painting. No more flipping burgers. | 1.3740 | 0.05455 | 131 | 92 | 29 | 10 |
354 | You're making a bad impression - realists are in the next room | 1.3734 | 0.04876 | 158 | 110 | 37 | 11 |
355 | Hurry up! People are tired of looking at pictures. | 1.3734 | 0.04533 | 158 | 106 | 45 | 7 |
356 | young man! do not eat that hamburger, it is made of paper mache. this is an art exhibit | 1.3734 | 0.04621 | 158 | 107 | 43 | 8 |
357 | When I said you were an artist with the barbecue, this isn't what I meant. | 1.3733 | 0.04781 | 150 | 102 | 40 | 8 |
358 | Sir, this gallery is not for oils, not charcoals. | 1.3732 | 0.04958 | 142 | 97 | 37 | 8 |
359 | I asked you to install the Burghers of Calais! | 1.3732 | 0.05156 | 142 | 99 | 33 | 10 |
360 | I meant next to the Water Lilies outside ! | 1.3732 | 0.04856 | 142 | 96 | 39 | 7 |
361 | What are you doing? I told you to get the charcoal drawing! | 1.3731 | 0.05262 | 134 | 93 | 32 | 9 |
362 | Hey, kid! He's a wax sculpture! | 1.3725 | 0.04984 | 153 | 107 | 35 | 11 |
363 | Greg thought he had finally found the perfect venue for his artisan burgers. Alas, it was not to be. | 1.3725 | 0.04808 | 153 | 105 | 39 | 9 |
364 | When I said to relish the art, I didn’t mean it literally. | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
365 | The museum ordered a Bruegel, not a burger. | 1.3723 | 0.05284 | 137 | 96 | 31 | 10 |
366 | I distinctly recall telling you to station next to the Jackson Pollock painting | 1.3721 | 0.05831 | 129 | 94 | 22 | 13 |
367 | I don’t care who said you made it an art form. You cannot grill in here, Tom. | 1.3721 | 0.05510 | 129 | 91 | 28 | 10 |
368 | I like my burgers the same way I like my art, Rare! | 1.3721 | 0.05510 | 129 | 91 | 28 | 10 |
369 | This is not a performance art show but may I have one before security gets here. | 1.3718 | 0.04657 | 156 | 106 | 42 | 8 |
370 | There is no realism in the Impressionist Wing! | 1.3717 | 0.05649 | 113 | 78 | 28 | 7 |
371 | That better be French mustard on that Monet! | 1.3716 | 0.04821 | 148 | 101 | 39 | 8 |
372 | No Sir, We do not have any Grey Poupon. | 1.3716 | 0.05008 | 148 | 103 | 35 | 10 |
373 | I said I’d like my burger both rare and well-done, just like this Monet! | 1.3716 | 0.05008 | 148 | 103 | 35 | 10 |
374 | No indoor dining with or without mask | 1.3716 | 0.04862 | 183 | 133 | 32 | 18 |
375 | Yo, they need the mustard squeeze bottle to touch up the Pollock. | 1.3716 | 0.04800 | 183 | 132 | 34 | 17 |
376 | This is a non-SMOKING facility, sir! | 1.3714 | 0.05002 | 140 | 96 | 36 | 8 |
377 | I said, “‘A side of mayonnaise’ not, ‘beside Monet!’” | 1.3714 | 0.05301 | 140 | 99 | 30 | 11 |
378 | Dammit, Banksy! | 1.3714 | 0.05492 | 140 | 101 | 26 | 13 |
379 | Ceci n’est pas une BBQ! | 1.3714 | 0.05765 | 140 | 104 | 20 | 16 |
380 | When I said you could set up your grill by the pond, that’s not what I meant! | 1.3714 | 0.05203 | 140 | 98 | 32 | 10 |
381 | I thought I told you to get out! Fran Lebowitz, has spoken, "if you can eat it, it's not art". | 1.3712 | 0.05203 | 132 | 91 | 33 | 8 |
382 | So, I guess this is why all the charcoal drawings have disappeared | 1.3709 | 0.05027 | 151 | 106 | 34 | 11 |
383 | Vincent, take your van and go. | 1.3706 | 0.05029 | 143 | 99 | 35 | 9 |
384 | For the last time Artie, this is the MET. The MoMA is down the street. | 1.3706 | 0.05315 | 143 | 102 | 29 | 12 |
385 | Put a lid on the barbeque, Frank. The Mona Lisa has smoke in her eyes, and she can't keep a straight face. | 1.3706 | 0.05221 | 143 | 101 | 31 | 11 |
386 | You call that art? My six-year old can grill that with more panache. | 1.3706 | 0.04930 | 143 | 98 | 37 | 8 |
387 | You’re supposed to be outside by the lily pond. | 1.3706 | 0.05221 | 143 | 101 | 31 | 11 |
388 | The barbecue was meant to be set up next to the water lillies -- outside! | 1.3704 | 0.05437 | 135 | 96 | 28 | 11 |
389 | Sir, you are in Impressionism. Please move all that over to the Realism wing! | 1.3704 | 0.05014 | 135 | 92 | 36 | 7 |
390 | You have to Gogh | 1.3704 | 0.04945 | 162 | 115 | 34 | 13 |
391 | Be careful! That grill is on loan from the Louvre. | 1.3704 | 0.04624 | 162 | 111 | 42 | 9 |
392 | You said I was next! | 1.3701 | 0.05042 | 154 | 109 | 33 | 12 |
393 | „You braise it you buy it!“ | 1.3701 | 0.04414 | 154 | 102 | 47 | 5 |
394 | I said we need a "stake out" at the museum not a "steak" out! | 1.3701 | 0.05126 | 154 | 110 | 31 | 13 |
395 | Wrong room! Lunch on the Grass is Manet, not Monet! | 1.3699 | 0.04957 | 146 | 101 | 36 | 9 |
396 | Water Grillies | 1.3699 | 0.05325 | 146 | 105 | 28 | 13 |
397 | 'What's cooking' is an idiom, not an invitation | 1.3696 | 0.04492 | 138 | 90 | 45 | 3 |
398 | One raw umber, one burnt umber. | 1.3696 | 0.04833 | 138 | 93 | 39 | 6 |
399 | My good sir! I think you have confused The Met with the Mets! | 1.3696 | 0.04941 | 138 | 94 | 37 | 7 |
400 | Two with cheese, one without, and then get the hell out of here! | 1.3694 | 0.04806 | 157 | 109 | 38 | 10 |
401 | Watch the mustard please- you’re no Pollock. | 1.3692 | 0.05365 | 130 | 91 | 30 | 9 |
402 | Excuse me, but we still don't allow indoor dining here. | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
403 | I like the Burghers of Calais, and Munch. | 1.3691 | 0.05159 | 149 | 106 | 31 | 12 |
404 | The starving artists are in the Baroque Exhibition. | 1.3688 | 0.04973 | 141 | 97 | 36 | 8 |
405 | Remember, we like them rare. | 1.3684 | 0.04684 | 171 | 120 | 39 | 12 |
406 | I said "fresco" not "al fresco". | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
407 | Yes, I know cooking is an art, but.... | 1.3684 | 0.04912 | 152 | 106 | 36 | 10 |
408 | I said Mayonnaise not Monet’s you idiot! | 1.3684 | 0.04638 | 152 | 103 | 42 | 7 |
409 | This is not what I meant by the masters working in charcoal! | 1.3681 | 0.05375 | 144 | 104 | 27 | 13 |
410 | As I said before, that does not qualify as a charcoal! | 1.3681 | 0.04267 | 144 | 93 | 49 | 2 |
411 | Marcel Duchamp did it with an urinal and it was cool... | 1.3681 | 0.04903 | 144 | 99 | 37 | 8 |
412 | I don’t care if your burgers are from Calais, the cook out is in the Rodin sculpture garden... | 1.3680 | 0.05511 | 125 | 88 | 28 | 9 |
413 | Junior, I told you not to bother the artist while he's working! | 1.3677 | 0.04758 | 155 | 107 | 39 | 9 |
414 | Tailgating is only permitted in the American Wing! | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
415 | What do you think this is, the Guggenheim? | 1.3675 | 0.04625 | 166 | 115 | 41 | 10 |
416 | I didn’t know that charcoal was such a controversial medium. | 1.3675 | 0.04625 | 166 | 115 | 41 | 10 |
417 | Here in gallery 5, proving the French are correct: Americans put ketchup on everything. | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
418 | Cheese burger for the girl with the pearl earring. | 1.3671 | 0.05263 | 158 | 116 | 26 | 16 |
419 | If you're going to barbecue stand in front of a Norman Rockwell! | 1.3669 | 0.05017 | 139 | 96 | 35 | 8 |
420 | It smells great but is it art? | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
421 | Duchamp already did it. | 1.3664 | 0.05548 | 131 | 94 | 26 | 11 |
422 | You said find an outdoor setting. | 1.3664 | 0.05107 | 131 | 90 | 34 | 7 |
423 | The barbecue is fine. The indoor dining is the problem. | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
424 | I don’t care if it’s aged, curated, and rare. You still have to cook it outside. | 1.3660 | 0.04796 | 153 | 106 | 38 | 9 |
425 | Announcing Chef Claude’s Burger Pop-Up in front of the Monet in Gallery 5! | 1.3660 | 0.04796 | 153 | 106 | 38 | 9 |
426 | This room is reserved for medium-rare works only! | 1.3660 | 0.04614 | 153 | 104 | 42 | 7 |
427 | Sir, for the last time, this is a smoke-free environment! | 1.3657 | 0.05458 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
428 | This is the Met not a Mets game!" | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
429 | What did I already say? Squirting condiments is only allowed near the Jackson Pollack! | 1.3657 | 0.05458 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
430 | Keep 'em comin', Al, that Monet's not gonna sell itself! | 1.3657 | 0.05559 | 134 | 97 | 25 | 12 |
431 | You think working here is a picnic?! | 1.3649 | 0.04903 | 148 | 103 | 36 | 9 |
432 | There’s no smoking in the gallery! | 1.3649 | 0.04903 | 148 | 103 | 36 | 9 |
433 | Excuse me! No hats in the gallery. | 1.3643 | 0.04988 | 140 | 97 | 35 | 8 |
434 | Who gave you the impression you could barbecue in here? | 1.3643 | 0.04988 | 140 | 97 | 35 | 8 |
435 | If you'll please follow me into this next room, you'll see an installation that's particularly well done. | 1.3642 | 0.04650 | 151 | 103 | 41 | 7 |
436 | No outside food is allowed. | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
437 | One for the Monet and two to go | 1.3636 | 0.05514 | 154 | 116 | 20 | 18 |
438 | Hey pal. I told you no cooking in the museum. Now pack up you van and gogh | 1.3636 | 0.05298 | 132 | 93 | 30 | 9 |
439 | No, this isn't what I meant when I said there'll be starving artists here. | 1.3636 | 0.04771 | 154 | 107 | 38 | 9 |
440 | Starving artist is just an expression! | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
441 | For the last time, we do not recognize the art of grilling here! | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
442 | If it’s art, I’m enthralled by its recontextualization of the spectacle: if not, I’ll take a medium rare. | 1.3629 | 0.05412 | 124 | 87 | 29 | 8 |
443 | Sir, all performance art has been moved to the rear patio. | 1.3625 | 0.04649 | 160 | 111 | 40 | 9 |
444 | You'd have better luck by the Jackson Pollack. | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
445 | As long as you don't take any pictures with a camera. | 1.3623 | 0.05137 | 138 | 97 | 32 | 9 |
446 | I said to set up in the galley, not gallery. | 1.3623 | 0.05239 | 138 | 98 | 30 | 10 |
447 | Condiments in the Pollock gallery only! | 1.3623 | 0.04818 | 138 | 94 | 38 | 6 |
448 | Starving artists eat first! | 1.3623 | 0.05033 | 138 | 96 | 34 | 8 |
449 | I'm a great admirer of his Kingsford period. | 1.3622 | 0.05083 | 127 | 87 | 34 | 6 |
450 | The GALLE Y, you Idiot ___ not the GALLERY ! | 1.3622 | 0.05439 | 127 | 90 | 28 | 9 |
451 | This show is for people with taste, not an appetite! | 1.3622 | 0.05083 | 127 | 87 | 34 | 6 |
452 | One Grilled Rubin ! | 1.3617 | 0.04959 | 141 | 98 | 35 | 8 |
453 | If your going to splatter, go over to the Jackson Pollock section. | 1.3617 | 0.04856 | 141 | 97 | 37 | 7 |
454 | Pack it up! Postmodern performance is on the 3rd floor. | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
455 | Another loose interpretation of Outdoor dining in NYC | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
456 | Just because you work with charcoal doesn't mean you can cook in here! | 1.3611 | 0.04789 | 144 | 99 | 38 | 7 |
457 | Squirting of condiments is restricted to our postmodernism gallery. | 1.3609 | 0.04930 | 133 | 91 | 36 | 6 |
458 | You can stay but the Little League team has to go! | 1.3609 | 0.05266 | 133 | 94 | 30 | 9 |
459 | I dont’t care that everybody says ‘your burger is a masterpiece’. It still doesn’t belong in a museum. | 1.3609 | 0.05156 | 133 | 93 | 32 | 8 |
460 | Why here? Because that's where the Monet is. | 1.3605 | 0.05103 | 147 | 105 | 31 | 11 |
461 | That's only permitted for Patron Circle Members. | 1.3605 | 0.04821 | 147 | 102 | 37 | 8 |
462 | We're getting complaints about smoke damage, air quality, and your definition of medium rare. | 1.3605 | 0.04624 | 147 | 100 | 41 | 6 |
463 | The touch of mayo is genius. | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
464 | And down this hallway, the master's lesser-known works in charcoal. | 1.3603 | 0.05184 | 136 | 96 | 31 | 9 |
465 | Move to the American Wing! | 1.3602 | 0.04708 | 161 | 113 | 38 | 10 |
466 | Sir, the charcoals are on the third floor | 1.3602 | 0.04708 | 161 | 113 | 38 | 10 |
467 | What are you doing here? Your station is in front of "The Burghers of Calais" | 1.3600 | 0.05495 | 125 | 89 | 27 | 9 |
468 | We'll have 2 Rubens, 1 spicy Picasso. Hold the Bacon. | 1.3600 | 0.05376 | 125 | 88 | 29 | 8 |
469 | I don't care if you call it 'the art of grilling,' you can't do it here. | 1.3597 | 0.04680 | 139 | 94 | 40 | 5 |
470 | No, a culinary artist doesn't have unlimited artistic license. | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
471 | Haute. | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
472 | Performance art is in the other wing. | 1.3595 | 0.04506 | 153 | 104 | 43 | 6 |
473 | I'll take mine with ketchup and Manets, please. | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
474 | Why is he saying your display of masculinity and inability to communicate emotions is a toxic representation of our time, dad? | 1.3594 | 0.05627 | 128 | 93 | 24 | 11 |
475 | Sir, that piece is extremely rare! | 1.3593 | 0.04432 | 167 | 115 | 44 | 8 |
476 | At least move it over to the Pollocks. | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
477 | Ugh, another bland Rockwell imitation. | 1.3592 | 0.04508 | 142 | 95 | 43 | 4 |
478 | The "Art in the Park" event is in the FREAKIN' PARK! | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
479 | That's not what I meant when I said we needed a Munch! | 1.3590 | 0.04893 | 156 | 111 | 34 | 11 |
480 | Banksy! Step away from the Monet! | 1.3588 | 0.05741 | 131 | 97 | 21 | 13 |
481 | This area is reserved for French cuisine! | 1.3588 | 0.05091 | 131 | 91 | 33 | 7 |
482 | I'll have the Fran Lebowitz. | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 96 | 28 | 10 |
483 | I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to Gogh | 1.3577 | 0.05307 | 123 | 86 | 30 | 7 |
484 | I specifically said no hats! | 1.3577 | 0.05307 | 123 | 86 | 30 | 7 |
485 | That is not the way we use charcoal in here! | 1.3577 | 0.05431 | 123 | 87 | 28 | 8 |
486 | Monet would brush 'em with oil. | 1.3577 | 0.05457 | 137 | 100 | 25 | 12 |
487 | You’re gonna have to move it to the Warhol room. | 1.3566 | 0.05138 | 129 | 90 | 32 | 7 |
488 | I wanted an old master in here, not a grill master! | 1.3566 | 0.05481 | 129 | 93 | 26 | 10 |
489 | Listen bud, you're only here so the gallery stays open as an 'essential business' during lockdown. Now, gimme mine with cheese and a fried egg! | 1.3566 | 0.05138 | 129 | 90 | 32 | 7 |
490 | Sorry, sir, but all our charcoals are on the floor above. | 1.3566 | 0.05255 | 129 | 91 | 30 | 8 |
491 | Monet Burger,please! Hold the lillies. | 1.3566 | 0.05481 | 129 | 93 | 26 | 10 |
492 | When you told me you were ‘cooking something up’ for your art installation, I thought you meant figuratively. | 1.3561 | 0.05060 | 132 | 92 | 33 | 7 |
493 | For the last time sir, please step away from the impressionists and get back to the realists. | 1.3561 | 0.05060 | 132 | 92 | 33 | 7 |
494 | No,, no, no, the lily pond in the courtyard! | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
495 | When you asked may we Charcoal, I thought you meant sketching! | 1.3557 | 0.05046 | 149 | 107 | 31 | 11 |
496 | Take your postmodernism and go! | 1.3556 | 0.05409 | 135 | 98 | 26 | 11 |
497 | It’s so real I can smell it. | 1.3556 | 0.05306 | 135 | 97 | 28 | 10 |
498 | Warhol gallery wants the largest one you got. | 1.3556 | 0.05409 | 135 | 98 | 26 | 11 |
499 | Make mine rare. And don't go all Jackson Pollocky with the ketchup and mustard. | 1.3554 | 0.05611 | 121 | 87 | 25 | 9 |
500 | I meant by the waterlilies in the courtyard. | 1.3554 | 0.05611 | 121 | 87 | 25 | 9 |
501 | Extra hot sauce for the party under "The Scream." | 1.3554 | 0.05968 | 121 | 90 | 19 | 12 |
502 | I'm sorry sir, but this is a no smoking area. | 1.3553 | 0.04705 | 152 | 106 | 38 | 8 |
503 | Children under 12 are NOT allowed in the gallery! | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
504 | The French and Monet! Not French’s and Mayonnaise!” | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
505 | This is Monet! You need to be in front of the Pollock! | 1.3551 | 0.04911 | 138 | 96 | 35 | 7 |
506 | This is not what they meant when they said indoor dining is allowed | 1.3551 | 0.05018 | 138 | 97 | 33 | 8 |
507 | Go easy on the Cezanne-ing! | 1.3548 | 0.05395 | 124 | 88 | 28 | 8 |
508 | You only get a hot dog with a children’s pass! | 1.3546 | 0.04841 | 141 | 98 | 36 | 7 |
509 | Your plant-based burgers may look and taste like meat, but that doesn’t make you an Impressionist. | 1.3543 | 0.05537 | 127 | 92 | 25 | 10 |
510 | You NEED to add toppings, the guests are tired of your “minimalist” burgers. | 1.3543 | 0.05187 | 127 | 89 | 31 | 7 |
511 | Sir, you are looking for The Luncheon on the Grass by MANET. This is Water Lilies by MONET. Common mistake. | 1.3542 | 0.04774 | 144 | 100 | 37 | 7 |
512 | You're supposed to be in the Warhol gallery with the ketchup bottle. Hurry, you've only got 15 minutes. | 1.3540 | 0.04613 | 161 | 113 | 39 | 9 |
513 | Sir, that kind of charcoal art is not allowed here! | 1.3538 | 0.04743 | 130 | 88 | 38 | 4 |
514 | This is Impressionism. Charcoal is on the third floor! | 1.3537 | 0.05090 | 147 | 106 | 30 | 11 |
515 | Standing in front of the water lilies painting isn't outdoor dining. | 1.3534 | 0.05358 | 133 | 96 | 27 | 10 |
516 | Hey. Are you Art? | 1.3533 | 0.04647 | 150 | 104 | 39 | 7 |
517 | You may be interested in our collection of charcoals on the next floor. | 1.3529 | 0.05672 | 119 | 86 | 24 | 9 |
518 | Careful! Those are extremely rare. | 1.3529 | 0.05376 | 136 | 99 | 26 | 11 |
519 | Hey, this is impressionists. Realism's down the hall. | 1.3529 | 0.05545 | 119 | 85 | 26 | 8 |
520 | Is that a Francis Bacon burger? | 1.3529 | 0.05063 | 136 | 96 | 32 | 8 |
521 | Pardon me sir, but the exhibit upstairs is complaining that their "Clocks are Melting"!! | 1.3529 | 0.05063 | 136 | 96 | 32 | 8 |
522 | Sir, this is a gallery — not a grillery! | 1.3529 | 0.04729 | 136 | 93 | 38 | 5 |
523 | I said art is a rare medium... not medium rare | 1.3526 | 0.04763 | 173 | 126 | 33 | 14 |
524 | Didn’t you see the “No Smoker” sign? | 1.3526 | 0.04620 | 156 | 109 | 39 | 8 |
525 | Those burgers better be rarer than our Cézanne. | 1.3525 | 0.04551 | 139 | 94 | 41 | 4 |
526 | No! That's not what it means to ‘relish’ the painting.” | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
527 | An unfortunate instance of autocorrect resulted in museum publicity reading, 'Renaissance, Barbeque, and Modern Art.' | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
528 | You couldn’t tailgate at The Met before Covid, either Dale. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
529 | Hey Buddy, that better be Dijon. | 1.3522 | 0.04733 | 159 | 113 | 36 | 10 |
530 | American Realism is on the third floor. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
531 | He wants his burger with gruyere instead of cheddar. | 1.3520 | 0.04985 | 125 | 86 | 34 | 5 |
532 | Jim finally found an exhibit that was palatable. | 1.3520 | 0.05359 | 125 | 89 | 28 | 8 |
533 | There's no smoking in here. | 1.3517 | 0.04748 | 145 | 101 | 37 | 7 |
534 | Hey , I said no hats inside. | 1.3517 | 0.05041 | 145 | 104 | 31 | 10 |
535 | For the last time, Fred, grilling is not performance art. It's just dinner. | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
536 | You call that art?! | 1.3516 | 0.05033 | 128 | 89 | 33 | 6 |
537 | I specifically requested Burgher art, not a burger cart! | 1.3516 | 0.05611 | 128 | 94 | 23 | 11 |
538 | Performance art starts in the next hour on the 6th floor. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
539 | We'd like you to move to Van Gogh's The Potato Salad Eaters. | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
540 | I like my burgers medium and my paintings rare. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
541 | No, sir, it's squirted mustard. Monet did not have a Yellow Period. | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
542 | Sorry to inform you, the tailgating for Monet has been moved from "The Waterlilies" to his "Haystack" series today. | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
543 | Careful! If you get mustard on the Monet, you've bought it! | 1.3503 | 0.04415 | 157 | 108 | 43 | 6 |
544 | Sir, I'm afraid the smell is reminding the patrons of what they actually enjoy | 1.3500 | 0.05755 | 120 | 88 | 22 | 10 |
545 | Performance art is on level three. | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
546 | We want our art to be accessible but I must draw the line at tailgating! | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
547 | Need I remind you that the charcoal gallery is on the third floor? | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
548 | Young man, come here and stop bothering the installationist. | 1.3497 | 0.05276 | 143 | 105 | 26 | 12 |
549 | You're making a bad impression. | 1.3496 | 0.05288 | 123 | 87 | 29 | 7 |
550 | Jackson Pollock could squirt ketchup better than that! | 1.3496 | 0.05161 | 123 | 86 | 31 | 6 |
551 | Our patrons prefer their hamburgers to be as rare as our art. | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
552 | You said you were donating a "Frankenthaler!", | 1.3496 | 0.05161 | 123 | 86 | 31 | 6 |
553 | Working with charcoal. | 1.3493 | 0.04620 | 146 | 101 | 39 | 6 |
554 | That burger better be a masterpiece! | 1.3492 | 0.04823 | 126 | 86 | 36 | 4 |
555 | (It's funny without a caption) | 1.3492 | 0.05890 | 126 | 95 | 18 | 13 |
556 | And extra Ketchup for the Pollock! | 1.3490 | 0.05122 | 149 | 109 | 28 | 12 |
557 | Hey pal, get that stuff out of here. Where do you think you're at - the Guggenheim? | 1.3490 | 0.04658 | 149 | 104 | 38 | 7 |
558 | One for the Monet, Two for the Show, Three with pickles, and Four to go! | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
559 | I already told you twice. Next to the Jackson Pollock. | 1.3485 | 0.04927 | 132 | 92 | 34 | 6 |
560 | Two burgers well done and Jackson Pollock them up with ketchup and mustard. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
561 | Filet Monet | 1.3485 | 0.04927 | 132 | 92 | 34 | 6 |
562 | Ok, you made your point: grilling burgers IS an art form. | 1.3483 | 0.04379 | 178 | 126 | 42 | 10 |
563 | No outside food. | 1.3481 | 0.04855 | 135 | 94 | 35 | 6 |
564 | I ordered it with Manets, not Monets. | 1.3481 | 0.05394 | 135 | 99 | 25 | 11 |
565 | Performance art is up on three! | 1.3481 | 0.05077 | 135 | 96 | 31 | 8 |
566 | Starving artists are on the fifth floor idiot. | 1.3481 | 0.05291 | 135 | 98 | 27 | 10 |
567 | Can I ask for a burger? I like it rare and abstract. | 1.3481 | 0.05291 | 135 | 98 | 27 | 10 |
568 | The charcoal exhibit isn't until next month! | 1.3475 | 0.04930 | 141 | 100 | 33 | 8 |
569 | You're supposed to be in the Contemporary American wing. | 1.3475 | 0.05031 | 141 | 101 | 31 | 9 |
570 | One Monet, hold the fauve, easy on the abstraction! | 1.3475 | 0.05229 | 141 | 103 | 27 | 11 |
571 | It might be called culinary 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴, but this is way out of line | 1.3475 | 0.04826 | 141 | 99 | 35 | 7 |
572 | I'll take 1 Monet with cheese and a Van Gogh, hold the ear." | 1.3475 | 0.05160 | 118 | 82 | 31 | 5 |
573 | Monsieur, are you mad?! There is no Monet in food service! | 1.3472 | 0.05056 | 144 | 104 | 30 | 10 |
574 | Sir, I said you could make charcoal sketches | 1.3472 | 0.04860 | 144 | 102 | 34 | 8 |
575 | I asked for Manets. | 1.3471 | 0.05341 | 121 | 86 | 28 | 7 |
576 | If you're looking for inspiration from the Burghers of Calais, they're in room 9 with the other Rodins | 1.3471 | 0.04798 | 121 | 82 | 36 | 3 |
577 | Oh come on. The cafeteria isn't THAT bad. | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 8 |
578 | It's the Munch Exhibit, not lunch exhibit! | 1.3468 | 0.04997 | 124 | 86 | 33 | 5 |
579 | Those had better be artisanal burgers! | 1.3468 | 0.05127 | 124 | 87 | 31 | 6 |
580 | When I told you to take it outside, I didn't mean setting up by the Water Lilies. | 1.3465 | 0.05047 | 127 | 89 | 32 | 6 |
581 | We have no more room for starving artists | 1.3465 | 0.05169 | 127 | 90 | 30 | 7 |
582 | No thanks, barbecue give me Degas. | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
583 | Who let a Norman Rockwell in here | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
584 | Condiments are only allowed in Pop Art | 1.3459 | 0.04779 | 133 | 92 | 36 | 5 |
585 | Maestro! Two from the bleu cheese period, please! | 1.3459 | 0.04658 | 133 | 91 | 38 | 4 |
586 | Need one allegorical, one metaphorical, one virtual and one actual with onion, lettuce and tomato. | 1.3456 | 0.05461 | 136 | 101 | 23 | 12 |
587 | Great idea, except Monet was a vegetarian. | 1.3448 | 0.05027 | 145 | 105 | 30 | 10 |
588 | Please take that to the Jackson Pollock room where grease splatter won't be noticed. | 1.3446 | 0.04955 | 148 | 107 | 31 | 10 |
589 | Okay, you made your point. I guess charcoal IS more versatile than oil. | 1.3446 | 0.05047 | 148 | 108 | 29 | 11 |
590 | This is impressionism, not realism | 1.3445 | 0.04984 | 119 | 82 | 33 | 4 |
591 | I told you charcoals are in the next room. | 1.3445 | 0.05526 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
592 | This is the Impressionist wing, but you seem to have gotten the wrong impression. | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 84 | 29 | 6 |
593 | You cook in a galley, not a gallery. | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
594 | That does not qualify as a lakeside! | 1.3444 | 0.04608 | 151 | 106 | 38 | 7 |
595 | Charcoals are in Gallery XIII! | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
596 | Get out of here! The ‘Burgers of Calais’ is in another wing! | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
597 | I warned you last time! No outside food or drinks! | 1.3440 | 0.05341 | 125 | 90 | 27 | 8 |
598 | Hey, no smoking in the galleries! | 1.3440 | 0.05093 | 125 | 88 | 31 | 6 |
599 | I have a surrealist who wants Tofu. | 1.3440 | 0.05577 | 125 | 92 | 23 | 10 |
600 | no smoking in the museum | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
601 | Marcia, the Backyard Art exhibit is over here! | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
602 | Excuse me. Le Dejeuner sur l’herbe is in the next room. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
603 | Sir, the Burghers of Calais should be placed in the sculpture wing. | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
604 | Damn it Todd, when I said 'your job is at steak' this is not what I meant!" | 1.3433 | 0.05092 | 134 | 96 | 30 | 8 |
605 | Sir, you and that bar-b-q need to Van Gogh. Right now! | 1.3433 | 0.04750 | 134 | 93 | 36 | 5 |
606 | Perfect amount of pink - these burgers are right on the Monet. | 1.3433 | 0.05308 | 134 | 98 | 26 | 10 |
607 | And don't you even THINK about putting ketchup on a hot dog! | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
608 | Wrong room! Renoir wants you in the room with the boating party! | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
609 | Charcoal works are on the second floor! | 1.3429 | 0.04620 | 140 | 97 | 38 | 5 |
610 | It's the garden at Giverny. At least use Dijon mustard! | 1.3429 | 0.05147 | 140 | 102 | 28 | 10 |
611 | Buddy, I said serve at the METS! | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
612 | Indoor dining is not allowed. | 1.3427 | 0.05167 | 143 | 105 | 27 | 11 |
613 | I said I wanted it medium not post modern | 1.3423 | 0.04740 | 149 | 106 | 35 | 8 |
614 | You, a chef? You can't tell the difference between Monets and mayonnaise. | 1.3421 | 0.06209 | 114 | 87 | 15 | 12 |
615 | Hold on! I bid fifty dollars! | 1.3419 | 0.04880 | 117 | 80 | 34 | 3 |
616 | I don’t care if “The mustard is French too”! You can’t grill near the Monet! | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
617 | Didn"t you see the sign?? Absolutely no hats allowed in the museum! | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
618 | I know art when I taste it,and that's not art. | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
619 | Ten bucks if you can get one in my mouth!! | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
620 | I want my burger rarer than the Monet hanging on the wall. | 1.3415 | 0.05516 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 9 |
621 | If you’re going to splatter, go to the Pollock room. | 1.3415 | 0.05269 | 123 | 88 | 28 | 7 |
622 | Look, around here you need to find another way to leave an impression. | 1.3415 | 0.05636 | 123 | 91 | 22 | 10 |
623 | Daub, don't squirt. That's a Monet, not a Pollock! | 1.3415 | 0.05394 | 123 | 89 | 26 | 8 |
624 | Not in front of the Monet, Over to the Pollock where the grease drippings will go unnoticed ! | 1.3415 | 0.05516 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 9 |
625 | I told them to move the Weir and Grell in here, not the wieners and grill! | 1.3415 | 0.05516 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 9 |
626 | I know indoor dining and public gatherings are allowed again, but this is NOT what they meant | 1.3415 | 0.05141 | 123 | 87 | 30 | 6 |
627 | No smoking in the gallery! | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
628 | You have to move down to Renoir's 'Luncheon at the Boating Party' for that! | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
629 | I said great masters, not grill masters! | 1.3411 | 0.04983 | 129 | 91 | 32 | 6 |
630 | No, sir! The ART is rare and well-done! | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
631 | You seem to be under the impression we're open for indoor dining. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
632 | I think the picnic would go better with the Seurat in the other room. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
633 | You realize this does not bode well for your starving-artist persona! | 1.3409 | 0.04789 | 132 | 92 | 35 | 5 |
634 | The artisanal burger, like all fine art, should be rare and devoid of cheese. | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
635 | I am sorry, charcoals are in another wing. | 1.3409 | 0.04667 | 132 | 91 | 37 | 4 |
636 | This way, Honey, I found "Sunday In The Park With George" | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
637 | Some fans of Warhol have asked if there is any soup left? | 1.3406 | 0.04878 | 138 | 98 | 33 | 7 |
638 | Hey! I want mine with Monet-aze on the side. | 1.3406 | 0.05091 | 138 | 100 | 29 | 9 |
639 | Hey! This is the French Impressionism section. Family barbecues are in American Realism. | 1.3404 | 0.05016 | 141 | 102 | 30 | 9 |
640 | This is not what I meant when I said the medium was charcoal! | 1.3403 | 0.05230 | 144 | 107 | 25 | 12 |
641 | I normally collect rare pieces, but I’ll settle for medium-well. | 1.3400 | 0.04714 | 150 | 107 | 35 | 8 |
642 | That's a Monet. Webers go in the Cubist Exhibition. | 1.3394 | 0.05714 | 109 | 79 | 23 | 7 |
643 | un hamburger, de plus de moutarde, moins de ketchup, avec français frites! | 1.3394 | 0.04748 | 165 | 121 | 32 | 12 |
644 | At least you could have the decency to grill a pollock" | 1.3393 | 0.05463 | 112 | 80 | 26 | 6 |
645 | I said set up by the buffet, not the Monet! | 1.3390 | 0.05800 | 118 | 88 | 20 | 10 |
646 | Excuse me, but performance art is on the 3rd floor | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
647 | ... and a footlong for a gentleman in the cubism parlor. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
648 | Hey! The rare works section is in that gallery, not this one. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
649 | BBQs belong in Post Modern, not Impressionism. | 1.3386 | 0.05027 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
650 | The contemporary American art wing is down that hall. | 1.3386 | 0.05027 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
651 | Burghers? You'll want the Rodin exhibit. Down the hall, on the left. | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
652 | Sorry pal, performance art is on the third floor. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
653 | I'm sorry, but hot dogs and mustard belong in the Modern Pop Art room. | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
654 | Now this, this I love. | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
655 | Sir, I just checked with the curator and he does not know anything about an "Americana installation". | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
656 | Not the Monet ! You’ll fit in nicely over by the Rockwell collection. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
657 | Son, I said your business would never succeed without my money, not without my Monet! | 1.3385 | 0.05627 | 130 | 98 | 20 | 12 |
658 | Sir, performance art is on the third floor. | 1.3383 | 0.04760 | 133 | 93 | 35 | 5 |
659 | If you keep burning those patties, I’m sending you to Modern Art! | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
660 | Squeeze your mustard and ketchup by the Jackson Pollack. | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
661 | Et fromage supplementaire pour moi! | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
662 | "Can't you do that beside the Pollock | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
663 | We also have soup in the Wharhol gallery. | 1.3379 | 0.04915 | 145 | 105 | 31 | 9 |
664 | Finally, barbecue is recognized as an art! | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
665 | That better be Grey Poupon! | 1.3364 | 0.05671 | 110 | 80 | 23 | 7 |
666 | I said, “Impressionist Claude Monet” not “impression of Bobby Flay.” | 1.3364 | 0.05957 | 110 | 82 | 19 | 9 |
667 | Do you have any idea how rare that is? | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
668 | The boy says he’ll pay serious monet for this burger! | 1.3364 | 0.05671 | 110 | 80 | 23 | 7 |
669 | Who left the condiments under the Jackson Pollock? | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
670 | The Renderings in Charcoal exhibit is next month! | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
671 | Finally, something well done in this place. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
672 | American realism is in the basement. | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
673 | Who the hell brought all these Monets to my barbeque? | 1.3361 | 0.05374 | 119 | 86 | 26 | 7 |
674 | Now, just hold on a Monet! | 1.3361 | 0.05633 | 119 | 88 | 22 | 9 |
675 | Excuse me sir, but hats aren’t allowed on the gallery floor | 1.3361 | 0.05633 | 119 | 88 | 22 | 9 |
676 | Not more American tourists! | 1.3361 | 0.04885 | 122 | 85 | 33 | 4 |
677 | You read the sign, pal. Gas grills only! | 1.3360 | 0.04944 | 125 | 88 | 32 | 5 |
678 | Well, I don't care if Chicago just "opened up indoor dining." | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
679 | And this piece here is interactive | 1.3359 | 0.04870 | 128 | 90 | 33 | 5 |
680 | Okay, fine. But no flash photos! | 1.3359 | 0.05376 | 131 | 97 | 24 | 10 |
681 | We need you at The Last Supper ASAP! | 1.3358 | 0.04611 | 134 | 93 | 37 | 4 |
682 | This is watercolors—charcoal is down in the South Wing! | 1.3358 | 0.05209 | 137 | 101 | 26 | 10 |
683 | Tailgating is strictly limited to the late 20th Century galleries! | 1.3358 | 0.05105 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
684 | I told you before, Culinary Art is on the next floor! | 1.3358 | 0.04999 | 137 | 99 | 30 | 8 |
685 | The Warhol exhibit is calling for 6 more burgers, hold the onions. | 1.3358 | 0.04779 | 137 | 97 | 34 | 6 |
686 | In front of the Pollock I said | 1.3358 | 0.04779 | 137 | 97 | 34 | 6 |
687 | This is why we can’t have nice things | 1.3357 | 0.04821 | 140 | 100 | 33 | 7 |
688 | If we told you once, we told you a thousand times, we do not consider this performance art. | 1.3357 | 0.04542 | 143 | 100 | 38 | 5 |
689 | That burger was a masterpiece! | 1.3356 | 0.05076 | 146 | 108 | 27 | 11 |
690 | You’re not getting your own exhibit, I don’t care what your secret ingredient is. | 1.3356 | 0.04724 | 149 | 107 | 34 | 8 |
691 | I want the mustard applied impasto and a light spackling of mayo. | 1.3333 | 0.05383 | 114 | 82 | 26 | 6 |
692 | I'd like the no. 1 Renoir with fries and a medium diet Monet | 1.3333 | 0.05040 | 126 | 90 | 30 | 6 |
693 | I said to put the grill by the mayonnaise, not by the Monets. | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
694 | How much Monet for a burger? | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
695 | We need to borrow some mustard. The caricaturist in the other room ran out of yellow. | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
696 | That's a rare medium you're working in. | 1.3333 | 0.05087 | 114 | 80 | 30 | 4 |
697 | The Monet room is for galettes and fruit bowls only. Burgers belong in Warhol. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
698 | No doubt it is a charcoal masterpiece, but will it stand the test of time? | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
699 | Is he saying medium rare or get away from there? | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
700 | When you said you were getting ready to grill some charcoals I thought you meant you were going to critique the Degas! | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
701 | Performance Art is next week | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
702 | Just because the exhibit is called 'A Day in the Country …' | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
703 | Hurry up, we need some charcoal for a painting. | 1.3333 | 0.04667 | 156 | 113 | 34 | 9 |
704 | Mark's live interpretation of Da Vinci's lesser known painting "The Last Lunch" was not well-received. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
705 | Sir, I'll have to ask you to move: that's a Monet, not a Pollock. | 1.3333 | 0.04667 | 156 | 113 | 34 | 9 |
706 | Hey! Realism's on the second floor! | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
707 | Charcoals in the room next door, Sir. | 1.3333 | 0.06171 | 108 | 82 | 16 | 10 |
708 | I'm from the South, there's absolutely an art to barbecue! | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
709 | No outsider art! | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
710 | Sir, your burgers are making quite an impression! | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
711 | Stop! Performance art doesn't start until nine o'clock. | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
712 | We need two well dones in the Munch exhibition. | 1.3312 | 0.04729 | 157 | 115 | 32 | 10 |
713 | Sir, you need to Van Gogh. | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
714 | Not by the Monet! I told you the Warhol. | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
715 | If you can’t make them rare, we are not interested. | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
716 | Take that over to Modern Art right this minute! | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
717 | I asked for a burger with a side of mayonnaise, not Monet. | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
718 | Please, only for the benefactors | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
719 | I'll have mine with Manets. | 1.3309 | 0.05119 | 136 | 100 | 27 | 9 |
720 | Sir, your barbecue is creating the wrong impression. | 1.3309 | 0.05011 | 136 | 99 | 29 | 8 |
721 | We didn't mean THAT kind of charcoal! | 1.3308 | 0.04975 | 133 | 96 | 30 | 7 |
722 | I said that you could look all you want in this building | 1.3308 | 0.04859 | 133 | 95 | 32 | 6 |
723 | Surrealism is down the hall! | 1.3308 | 0.04975 | 133 | 96 | 30 | 7 |
724 | Honey, come check out this performance piece! ....a rare medium, and it looks to be very well done. | 1.3308 | 0.05051 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 7 |
725 | The people in the Seurat would like theirs by the lake. | 1.3308 | 0.05167 | 130 | 95 | 27 | 8 |
726 | Sunday in the Park is in Gallery Three please. | 1.3308 | 0.05281 | 130 | 96 | 25 | 9 |
727 | This is not what I meant when I said you could put the Burgher installation here! | 1.3308 | 0.05167 | 130 | 95 | 27 | 8 |
728 | Careful, Mr! You have any idea how rare those are? | 1.3307 | 0.05483 | 127 | 95 | 22 | 10 |
729 | Don't let him touch the rare piece! | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
730 | Only fish may be served near Monet’s pond | 1.3306 | 0.05577 | 124 | 93 | 21 | 10 |
731 | The Weber goes in Cubists, not Impressionists! | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
732 | That better be Masterpiece barbeque sauce. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
733 | Everything is art these days. | 1.3306 | 0.04894 | 121 | 85 | 32 | 4 |
734 | Sir, Performance Art is downstairs. | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
735 | "Culinary Arts are in the other wing | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
736 | I'll have a Matisse medium rare | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
737 | You'll need to take that to the American wing. | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
738 | For the last time, would you please use the cadmium yellow mustard? That primrose stuff is clearly too pale. | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
739 | The Last Supper...To-go | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
740 | I’m afraid you got the wrong impression, pal. | 1.3304 | 0.04976 | 112 | 78 | 31 | 3 |
741 | When you said you had no Monet and needed to eat, I had no idea... | 1.3303 | 0.05690 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 7 |
742 | This wing is for oil paintings only, charcoals are on the second floor! | 1.3303 | 0.05690 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 7 |
743 | Excuse me, but the starving artist exhibition doesn't open until next week!" | 1.3303 | 0.05690 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 7 |
744 | I'm sorry, another, please. The madam found that last offering a bit brooding and self-absorbed. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
745 | Palette, not palate!!! | 1.3302 | 0.05800 | 106 | 78 | 21 | 7 |
746 | My God! Are you a philistine? You’re supposed to set up by the “Luncheon of the Boating Party” | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
747 | Make mine with monnaise. | 1.3302 | 0.05315 | 106 | 75 | 27 | 4 |
748 | Monet, not filet! | 1.3302 | 0.06248 | 106 | 81 | 15 | 10 |
749 | Hey! Interactive exhibits in the modern galleries only! | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
750 | Hey, that's France's Monet. I told you to set up in front of Francis Bacon. | 1.3288 | 0.04773 | 146 | 106 | 32 | 8 |
751 | This had better be performance art. | 1.3287 | 0.04524 | 143 | 101 | 37 | 5 |
752 | It needs a little mustard yellow in the upper left corner. | 1.3286 | 0.04803 | 140 | 101 | 32 | 7 |
753 | The Bacon's upstairs in Modern Art | 1.3284 | 0.05165 | 134 | 99 | 26 | 9 |
754 | Performance art is slotted in the other wing! | 1.3282 | 0.04654 | 131 | 92 | 35 | 4 |
755 | May we discuss your interpretation of The Burghers of Calais? | 1.3281 | 0.05332 | 128 | 95 | 24 | 9 |
756 | And this is from his most famous "Charcoal Period." | 1.3281 | 0.04849 | 128 | 91 | 32 | 5 |
757 | Hey! You’re supposed to be next to Luncheon in the Park!” | 1.3281 | 0.04974 | 128 | 92 | 30 | 6 |
758 | Remember, you’re not flipping burgers; you’re creating edible art.” | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
759 | Bob, that’s not what I meant when I said your hamburgers were a work of art | 1.3281 | 0.04974 | 128 | 92 | 30 | 6 |
760 | Wow... come look at this one. SO well done!” | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
761 | No buns allowed, only baguettes, in the Impressionists galleries. | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
762 | It’s an exhibition in the style of Baroque, not barbecue. | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
763 | Well done Chef! That medium is so rare! | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
764 | No, no, no! I said by the lily pond in the back of the art museum. | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
765 | And the guy at the Rubens collection wants his plump with nothing on it. | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
766 | You're just in it for the Monet | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
767 | It has to be both rare and well-done. | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
768 | Its Burghers of Calais, in the scultpure wing, and with an H! | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
769 | Burgers are only to be served in the American paintings gallery! | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
770 | One Picasso-burger, with too much of everything! | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
771 | I knew that was mustard on the Jackson Pollock! | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
772 | I don't care if your burger has been called 'a work of art.' | 1.3271 | 0.05104 | 107 | 75 | 29 | 3 |
773 | The Charcoal Paintings are in the next room | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
774 | I said set up next to the buffet, not the Monet! | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
775 | I told you once before! The American Performing Arts exhibit is on the third floor! | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
776 | I'll take mine done abstract. I don't want a trace of representational. | 1.3259 | 0.04563 | 135 | 95 | 36 | 4 |
777 | Performance art is prohibited in our museum. | 1.3258 | 0.04625 | 132 | 93 | 35 | 4 |
778 | What's your beef with impressionism? | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
779 | No, no, no! Monet's "Water Lilies" should smell like salmon! You should be in front of Picasso's "The Matador!" | 1.3254 | 0.05615 | 126 | 96 | 19 | 11 |
780 | No, it makes no difference that they're impossible burgers." | 1.3254 | 0.05265 | 126 | 93 | 25 | 8 |
781 | And this is the piece we call ‘Before COVID’ | 1.3254 | 0.05265 | 126 | 93 | 25 | 8 |
782 | I'm going to have to ask you to move your installation to the Conceptual Art Gallery. | 1.3253 | 0.04539 | 166 | 122 | 34 | 10 |
783 | Luncheon on the Grass is in the other gallery. | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
784 | I'd like it rare and well done, please. And in any medium. | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
785 | There's a big, hungry crowd in front of the Jackson Pollack. | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
786 | Stick to watercolors, your charcoal work is uninspired and pedestrian. | 1.3250 | 0.05181 | 120 | 87 | 27 | 6 |
787 | We don't allow cubist steak here. | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
788 | We are a modern art museum, so don't come back here unless you switch to propane! | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
789 | The art of barbecuing is upstairs. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
790 | Food is real art. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
791 | Well done." "Well done." Well done. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
792 | I need one in the Jackson Pollock room with ketchup, mustard, tartar, relish, mayo, steak sauce, and Russian. No pickle. | 1.3247 | 0.04596 | 154 | 112 | 34 | 8 |
793 | I'm not telling you again. Sunday in the park with George means Sunday in the park with George, not here! | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
794 | No, no! It's wine and cheese with Monet. Hamburgers with Warhol! | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
795 | Attention Patrons - with every purchase of 3 million dollars, your choice of free hot dog or burger! | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
796 | Yeah, well, my chili’s in the Louvre! | 1.3245 | 0.04362 | 151 | 107 | 39 | 5 |
797 | Hold on, kid. We need the condiments for another painting. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
798 | If you are going to drip and splatter your secret sauce , I suggest you move to the abstract expressionism wing. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
799 | A reminder that this museum prohibits the grilling of any foods containing nuts or products processed in factories that contain nuts. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
800 | How Manet times do I have to tell you? | 1.3243 | 0.04519 | 148 | 106 | 36 | 6 |
801 | OK, here’s the order- They want a Nothing Burger with no toppings in the Minimalist Room. The Expressionist is happy with that smell and The Jackson Pollock exhibition asked for more Ketchup, Mayo and Mustard | 1.3243 | 0.05888 | 111 | 84 | 18 | 9 |
802 | One with Monet and Onions! | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
803 | It's Monet's garden, not your yard!" | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
804 | This gallery is for rare art pieces, not medium-rare ones!!! | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
805 | These are impressionists! Realism belongs in the east wing! | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
806 | What do you MEAN they can't both be rare and well done!? | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
807 | This wing is for rare pieces only! Well done is unacceptable! | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
808 | Look, when I told you that the only thing you'll ever be good at is flipping burgers, I didn't mean here! | 1.3235 | 0.04654 | 136 | 97 | 34 | 5 |
809 | Too abstract! | 1.3234 | 0.04270 | 167 | 120 | 40 | 7 |
810 | There's been a mistake; the Seurat Picnic is on the 3rd floor. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
811 | I doubt that's what Monet meant by "mustard yellow" | 1.3231 | 0.04787 | 130 | 93 | 32 | 5 |
812 | I would like my burger burnt sienna. | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
813 | You better have enough for the whole gallery! | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
814 | the MoMA is down the street | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
815 | George, it's Sunday and you should be doing that in the park! | 1.3226 | 0.05557 | 124 | 94 | 20 | 10 |
816 | Well _my_ performance art is calling the cops -- how about that? | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
817 | When I asked you to grill by the water lilies, I meant by the Koi pond outside | 1.3223 | 0.05009 | 121 | 87 | 29 | 5 |
818 | Sorry sir, performance art is on the fifth floor! | 1.3220 | 0.05090 | 118 | 85 | 28 | 5 |
819 | Last call for Monet's Garden Picnic | 1.3220 | 0.05500 | 118 | 88 | 22 | 8 |
820 | Now this, this is art. | 1.3220 | 0.04797 | 118 | 83 | 32 | 3 |
821 | I said 'well done' my good fellow! | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
822 | Ceci n'est pas un hamburger! | 1.3217 | 0.05214 | 143 | 109 | 22 | 12 |
823 | Charcoal is for amateurs. | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
824 | Sir, even the Burghers of Calais have to stay out in the sculpture garden. | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
825 | One burger, hold the water lilies. | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
826 | Everything here is well done! | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
827 | American landscapes are on the fifth floor, dammit! | 1.3214 | 0.04947 | 112 | 79 | 30 | 3 |
828 | Sir, your grilling is leaving a bad impression. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
829 | Don’t overcook it, everything in here is meant to be rare. | 1.3214 | 0.04947 | 112 | 79 | 30 | 3 |
830 | The fire marshal's closing your charcoal exhibition. | 1.3211 | 0.05812 | 109 | 82 | 19 | 8 |
831 | Unless you're an installation, you'll need to leave. | 1.3211 | 0.05194 | 109 | 78 | 27 | 4 |
832 | Um,sorry,this gallery is reserved for Braques. The gallery for brats is next door. | 1.3209 | 0.04690 | 134 | 96 | 33 | 5 |
833 | Did you cater “Luncheon on the Grass”? | 1.3209 | 0.05146 | 134 | 100 | 25 | 9 |
834 | Sir, Biden won. This isn’t what we’re doing anymore. | 1.3209 | 0.04923 | 134 | 98 | 29 | 7 |
835 | I know you miss having a backyard, but this has to stop! | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
836 | The art is both rare and well-done—let’s keep it that way! | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
837 | Modern Art is on the 3rd Floor | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
838 | I don't care if cooking's an art! | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
839 | So THAT'S why we can't find the charcoal sketches! | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
840 | Smoking is only allowed in the Pollock room. | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
841 | "Culinary arts are upstairs. | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
842 | I BELIEVE THAT BY NOW THE NEW YORKER KNOWS THEY SHOULD BE DRAWING PEOPLE SIX FEET APART. NO JOKE HERE. I JUST THINK THEY’VE BEEN GIVEN SUFFICIENT TIME TO TRANSITION. | 1.3200 | 0.05634 | 125 | 96 | 18 | 11 |
843 | Sir! Performance Art is Level 2. | 1.3200 | 0.04765 | 125 | 89 | 32 | 4 |
844 | You need to move that grill to the Buffalo Wing. | 1.3200 | 0.04568 | 150 | 109 | 34 | 7 |
845 | Just because the sauce says “masterpiece” it doesn’t make it so! | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
846 | Hey Salvador, the Dali’s open! | 1.3200 | 0.05279 | 125 | 93 | 24 | 8 |
847 | We specifically asked for a sandwich artist. | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
848 | I’m tired of all you guys referring to yourselves as artisans! | 1.3197 | 0.04975 | 122 | 88 | 29 | 5 |
849 | I told you we only showcase rare items, not medium well! | 1.3197 | 0.05492 | 122 | 92 | 21 | 9 |
850 | I asked for the burger in plein air, | 1.3197 | 0.04975 | 122 | 88 | 29 | 5 |
851 | What kind of cheap Monet making scheme is this? | 1.3197 | 0.05368 | 122 | 91 | 23 | 8 |
852 | I’m going to take a selfie with you, then ask you to leave. | 1.3193 | 0.05054 | 119 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
853 | I'm beginning to think that you AREN'T one of the installations, after all!! | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
854 | I'll have the minimalist , no bun, not ketchup, no onion, no tomato. | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
855 | The gift shop is out of Monet-onnaise. Head over to Picasso de gallo." | 1.3193 | 0.05054 | 119 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
856 | I told you, only French mustard in the Monet section! | 1.3193 | 0.04764 | 119 | 84 | 32 | 3 |
857 | If you can’t feed the staff too, then this is the last annual “Grillin’ by the Lillies.” | 1.3191 | 0.04755 | 141 | 103 | 31 | 7 |
858 | Grilling is not an art. | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
859 | I'll gladly pay you Monet for a hamburger today. | 1.3190 | 0.05691 | 116 | 88 | 19 | 9 |
860 | Please show a little respect. Monet was a vegan! | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
861 | Monsieur! This is not how you raise grilling to a fine art. | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
862 | Two Burghers in the Dutch Master's Wing | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
863 | I don't care who said your burgers were a Masterpiece! | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
864 | Hey kid, forget about it, it’s just a new statue in our museum. | 1.3185 | 0.04778 | 135 | 98 | 31 | 6 |
865 | Art of the Americas is down this hall. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
866 | Please, no performance art in the Impressionist Room! | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
867 | I can taste the forgery. Those are beyond meat burgers. | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
868 | I told you - no dogs allowed! | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
869 | No Smoking Allowed | 1.3182 | 0.05909 | 110 | 84 | 17 | 9 |
870 | Sir I told you, the Art of Grilling is not a valid submission | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
871 | Remember the special Claude Moe-naise sauce is available for sale in the 1st floor Giverny gift shop | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
872 | I’ll take one neoclassical with cheese! | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
873 | I said, “with mayonnaise. Not Monets!” | 1.3178 | 0.06027 | 107 | 82 | 16 | 9 |
874 | I said BURGHERS are welcome in this museum! | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
875 | Do you ever just feel like we were all thrown together for a New Yorker cartoon? . | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
876 | Dave, you were to grill the artists, not grill for the artists | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
877 | You know there's still no indoor dining, right? | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
878 | Honey, the American back-yard restrospective is over here !! | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
879 | And here next to his famous Lily Pond painting is the lesser known real life sculpture, the Burgers of Monet. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
880 | I hope those aren't plant-based burgers. This is the Realism gallery. | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
881 | This is the Impressionism section. Dada is upstairs next to the urinal. | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
882 | I know we said "enjoy the art in your own way" | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
883 | Only what’s well-done may be in this exhibit. | 1.3171 | 0.04941 | 123 | 89 | 29 | 5 |
884 | Performance art is in gallery 3. | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
885 | Take it off now. If it's in our exhibit, it had better be rare. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
886 | I don’t care what your job title is, a ‘sandwich artist’ is not the same thing” | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
887 | I may not know much about art, but I like it well done | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
888 | Careful Cliff, you're burning the umber. | 1.3165 | 0.04571 | 139 | 100 | 34 | 5 |
889 | That ketchup box was a Warhol piece, not part of your supplies! | 1.3162 | 0.04953 | 117 | 84 | 29 | 4 |
890 | Sir, do you see any other charcoal here in the impressionist wing? | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
891 | Sunday in the Park is now open for viewing. | 1.3162 | 0.05648 | 117 | 89 | 19 | 9 |
892 | Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
893 | American performance art is upstairs! | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
894 | We begin the tour with works in charcoal. | 1.3162 | 0.04749 | 136 | 99 | 31 | 6 |
895 | Please do not eat the exhibits, sir | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
896 | I just overheard someone ask, “How does he know when they're done?” | 1.3161 | 0.04735 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
897 | You should be using Djon! | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
898 | You should cook that much more than raw umber, but absolutely less than burnt sienna. | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
899 | You've got the wrong gallery. Performing Art is next door. | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
900 | Hey, that's Monet's garden – not yours. | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
901 | They need you over by the Nighthawks. | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
902 | That better be dijon pal! | 1.3153 | 0.04611 | 111 | 77 | 33 | 1 |
903 | Excuse me, the only food we allow in here is the soup cans, which are in another exhibit! | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
904 | Sir! "Grilling in the gallery" is a perk for Platinum Level museum benefactors ONLY? | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
905 | Unless you’re commenting on meat’s importance in modern consumerism using a stereotypical American motif, you need to beat it. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
906 | This is not what I expected when you said you had a major in American Realism! | 1.3150 | 0.04835 | 127 | 92 | 30 | 5 |
907 | Monetizing is forbidden outside the gift shop. | 1.3150 | 0.04962 | 127 | 93 | 28 | 6 |
908 | And you call yourself a starving artist? | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
909 | Excuse me, the create-with-charcoal class is being held in the annex. | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
910 | This is much better than the banana taped to the wall. | 1.3147 | 0.04593 | 143 | 104 | 33 | 6 |
911 | May I suggest the American Wing? | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
912 | This is French Impressionism. You belong in the American Wing1 | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
913 | For the last time sir, this is a gallery, not a galley | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
914 | Two Dali burgers, hold the Picasso and a side of Warhols | 1.3145 | 0.05293 | 124 | 93 | 23 | 8 |
915 | Ralph - I know you are just trying to make a living but Monet isn't everything | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
916 | And on this floor, we feature classic works of American performance art. | 1.3145 | 0.05416 | 124 | 94 | 21 | 9 |
917 | Hey pal, ... make sure my kid gets that burger to van Gogh, okay? | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
918 | Trustee families – upstairs. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
919 | I told you to take it outside. Whaddya think this is, the Whitney? | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
920 | Security wants a word with you - or a cheeseburger medium well. | 1.3143 | 0.04543 | 140 | 101 | 34 | 5 |
921 | Two surreal burgers medium, a well-done abstract, and a raw Renaissance | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
922 | Grills masters aren’t included in “The Masters” exhibit! | 1.3143 | 0.05120 | 105 | 75 | 27 | 3 |
923 | Yo, Larry---the lady in the gold heels says she'll take the Picasso if we throw in a burger and a brat. | 1.3140 | 0.04984 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 5 |
924 | I'll have a burger ala Renoir | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
925 | I said charcoal as a medium, not medium rare | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
926 | Hey Buddy, even though you're in the rare art section the burgers still need to be well done! | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
927 | For the record - this counts as outside food and drink. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
928 | I said . . . you could set up your grill next to the buffet!! | 1.3137 | 0.06070 | 102 | 78 | 16 | 8 |
929 | I need one Edvard Munch Dog, and two Monet Lily Patties! | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
930 | I’d like mine with ketchup and Manets. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
931 | First tours of the Capitol building, now the seditionists are holding a barbecue! | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
932 | Make mine medium--just a little vermilion inside | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
933 | Where's your mask? | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
934 | That hardly qualifies as culinary art. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
935 | I don’t care if it’s Dijon! | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
936 | Didn't you see the sign? Grilling only in the American wing! | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
937 | That's not what we mean around here by "tasteful" ! | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
938 | I don't care how many people tell you your cooking is a work of art! | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
939 | Sir, you're going to have to move to another gallery. You're giving the wrong impression. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
940 | It's our outdoor Monet pond we said you should set up next to! | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
941 | You're overcooking those! This is the RARE works wing! | 1.3120 | 0.04740 | 125 | 90 | 31 | 4 |
942 | I said let’s have burgers with Mayonnaise, not Monets! | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
943 | Hey! This is the Impressionism wing. Performance art goes on the third floor. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
944 | Please stop acting like we have Monet to burn. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
945 | You were supposed to set up in the Edward Hopper wing. | 1.3116 | 0.04691 | 138 | 101 | 31 | 6 |
946 | Monet's early works, of course, were rendered in charcoal. | 1.3115 | 0.05216 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
947 | One Pollack burger with everything tossed on it. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
948 | I said you could set up concessions for money, not by Monet! | 1.3113 | 0.05254 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
949 | Someone got ketchup all over the Pollock! But don't worry I think nobody will notice. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
950 | I'll take the Monet burger, but hold the water lilies. | 1.3113 | 0.04621 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
951 | When I said don't quit your day job, that wasn't an invitation | 1.3109 | 0.05436 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
952 | There's a woman near the Hopper that has a craving for a Whopper." | 1.3109 | 0.05303 | 119 | 89 | 23 | 7 |
953 | ORDER UP ... Two cheeseburgers, extra pickles at the Picasso. | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
954 | The Dali burgers keep slipping over the edge of the bun. Can you fix that? | 1.3109 | 0.05303 | 119 | 89 | 23 | 7 |
955 | Hey Cooky! The starving artist wants a cheeseburger with everything on it. | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
956 | I am getting the impression you haven't been to an art museum before. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
957 | If you need ketchup, it’s on the wall in the next room. | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
958 | Oh don't worry, I'm a member. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
959 | Yes! Again, you are an "artist" on the grill, now go home Gordon. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
960 | This isn’t what I meant when I said to enjoy “The Last Supper”. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
961 | Move away from the Monet! You can cook over by the Warhol exhibit, add ketchup and mustard if desired. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
962 | I know grilling is an art, but you can't do it here! | 1.3106 | 0.04944 | 132 | 98 | 27 | 7 |
963 | Unless that's 19th Century Parisian ketchup, you need to return to the room with the banana taped to the wall. | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
964 | Performance art is only permitted next door at the Guggenheim. | 1.3103 | 0.05532 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
965 | Unless that's surrealist performance art, you're in big trouble! | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
966 | Performance art is in the next gallery! | 1.3103 | 0.04961 | 116 | 84 | 28 | 4 |
967 | Take your impression of a reasonably priced lunch up to The Terrace Cafe and get yourself an $20 dollar burger there!" | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
968 | Realism is no longer welcome at this museum. | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
969 | No! No! Not Monet! They’re expecting you at Manet’s Le Déjeuner Sur L'Herbe. | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
970 | And ... two orders of new-classical burgers with abstract fries and symbolism. | 1.3101 | 0.04772 | 129 | 94 | 30 | 5 |
971 | Two with everything over at Sunday in the Park! | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
972 | The Museum is closing in 20 minutes, so any orders after this batch will have to be curbside pick-up. | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
973 | They're waiting for you on the Warhol floor. | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
974 | Could you at least spare us the foul odor of relentless commodification of the spiritual realm? | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
975 | They want you over at the Munch. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
976 | Dada is on the second floor. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
977 | Giverny me extra cheese | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
978 | I'll have mine with Monet-onnaise! | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
979 | Can I get one of those lightly Cézanned? | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
980 | The head security guy wants to grill you. | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
981 | Americana is at the next gallery over! | 1.3091 | 0.04959 | 110 | 79 | 28 | 3 |
982 | I told you we're going need that ketchup to repair the Jackson Pollock! | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
983 | Culinary arts are on the second floor. | 1.3089 | 0.04778 | 123 | 89 | 30 | 4 |
984 | Just because your steak is impressive doesn't mean it can be labeled as Impressionist! | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
985 | This is not what I meant by feast your eyes! | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
986 | I don't care if your burger is a masterpiece! Get out! | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
987 | Excuse me, Mr. Warhol needs his ketchup back. | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
988 | Don't go al Jackson Pollock with the mustard! | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
989 | You know, grilling is not actually an art! | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
990 | Post-modernism is on the second floor! | 1.3084 | 0.04863 | 107 | 76 | 29 | 2 |
991 | You have rare talent, Monsieur. | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
992 | NO, NO, NO ... I said in the galley ... not in the gallery! | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
993 | I need two Ball Park Frankenthalers pronto! | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
994 | The memo said "we allow baroque," not BBQ. | 1.3083 | 0.05650 | 120 | 93 | 17 | 10 |
995 | I remind you, this area is dedicated to rare works only! | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
996 | But this is as close as we can get to the outdoors right now! | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
997 | He asked for no Manets! | 1.3083 | 0.04704 | 120 | 86 | 31 | 3 |
998 | Mr. Pollock, we're out of ketchup, but would Campbell's tomato soup do? We've got plenty in the next gallery | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
999 | Culinary performance art is on the second level, east wing - sir! | 1.3083 | 0.04551 | 133 | 96 | 33 | 4 |
1000 | Where do you think this is: Giverny? | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1001 | You can't do this in front of a Monet! Please move to the Warhol Collection on the third floor | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1002 | I'll take two to van Gogh. | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1003 | Sir—grilling is permitted only in front of Monet’s ‘Luncheon on The Grass’! | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
1004 | I hired you for a Dada performance, not a dad performance. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1005 | Monet, Manet, Manger . | 1.3071 | 0.05159 | 140 | 108 | 21 | 11 |
1006 | You call that art? Check out the pizzas in the Rembrandt Gallery. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1007 | I'll have two vegan patties on waterlillies, to go. | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
1008 | When I invited the town's "Burgermeister" I had something different in mind...... | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1009 | Nobody's supposed to enjoy themselves here. | 1.3067 | 0.04629 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
1010 | You grill real good,Sal.Just not so good that it belongs in a museum! | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
1011 | You may be the 'The Grill Master', but it's still not performance art. | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1012 | Ceci n'est pas une barbeque! | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1013 | I get it that you're not touching the art, but this isn't allowed either. | 1.3065 | 0.04746 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
1014 | Sir, one of your paintings sold! | 1.3065 | 0.04746 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
1015 | Picasso wants a cubed steak. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1016 | No Grey Poupon, Get out.......Now! | 1.3058 | 0.04671 | 121 | 87 | 31 | 3 |
1017 | Ok, Dada, it's closing time. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1018 | Calling your burgers a 'work of art' doesn't mean you can sell them in here! | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
1019 | Munch! | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1020 | We need two more hot dogs! They’re for the Jackson Pollock room so go nuts with the condiments! | 1.3058 | 0.05485 | 121 | 93 | 19 | 9 |
1021 | I don’t care if this is how Jackson Pollack got started, be more careful with the mustard! | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1022 | Sir, there’s no smoking in the gallery. | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1023 | While your interpretation is certainly creative, you should have looked up the meaning of "Dada" before setting up your "exhibit"! | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1024 | I wish I were an Oscar Monet Wiener, that is truly what I wanna be. | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1025 | I asked for mayonnaise, not Monets! | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1026 | Classic Americana is Gallery 3A | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1027 | Get back in Hyper-realism or get out. | 1.3053 | 0.05185 | 131 | 100 | 22 | 9 |
1028 | Please do not touch the American Culinary Arts from 1950-1985 exhibit. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1029 | Unlike Monet, you’re not making a Great Impression. | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
1030 | Two burgers with cheese for the couple in front of the Modigliani. | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
1031 | And for your information, a lily pad does NOT constitute an acceptable substitute for lettuce! | 1.3051 | 0.04740 | 118 | 85 | 30 | 3 |
1032 | Charcoals are one floor up, sir | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1033 | I'll tell you what my beef is! | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1034 | I’ve told you before, not in front of the Monet. Go over by the Pollocks. | 1.3047 | 0.05029 | 128 | 96 | 25 | 7 |
1035 | You are in the right room, but this is leaving a bad Impression. | 1.3047 | 0.04514 | 128 | 92 | 33 | 3 |
1036 | I told you guys, the performance art goes outside! | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1037 | Nuh-uh! Nooooo way, Monet! | 1.3043 | 0.05683 | 115 | 89 | 17 | 9 |
1038 | Hey Pollock, watch it with the condiments! | 1.3043 | 0.05296 | 92 | 66 | 24 | 2 |
1039 | You’re in the French exhibit—of course you need cheese! | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
1040 | I said meet at the Louvre, not meat!!! | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
1041 | Performance Art” or not. Put a mask on | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
1042 | There has GOT to be a better way to test the fire extinguishers. | 1.3040 | 0.04714 | 125 | 91 | 30 | 4 |
1043 | It's not a window so it won't open. And no, the kid can't swim after lunch. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
1044 | I don’t think this is what Hemingway meant by A Moveable Feast. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1045 | Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
1046 | Less looking at the art, more focus on the burger | 1.3037 | 0.04616 | 135 | 99 | 31 | 5 |
1047 | Grill Artist or not, you were hired to work in the cafeteria | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1048 | There better not be an ear in my hamburger!! | 1.3036 | 0.05790 | 112 | 87 | 16 | 9 |
1049 | I’ll take mine medium rare by the “ luncheon on the grass” | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1050 | Medium with Swiss Klees, double Bacon, Romaine, two Matos, and a dollop of Manets. To Gogh. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1051 | I don't care if you are the van Gogh of the grill - not in the gallery! | 1.3034 | 0.04412 | 145 | 106 | 34 | 5 |
1052 | . . Two more Van Gogh’s with Gruyere, hold the ear | 1.3033 | 0.04491 | 122 | 87 | 33 | 2 |
1053 | Can I get one to Vincent Van Gough? | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1054 | While Modern is closed, we welcome you to McMoma. | 1.3033 | 0.05320 | 122 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
1055 | What are you doing here? We are waiting for you at "The Luncheon on the Grass"! | 1.3033 | 0.05446 | 122 | 94 | 19 | 9 |
1056 | How many times do I have to tell you? Condiments are only allowed in the Pollock gallery! | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1057 | I want my burger rare just like that Monet” | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
1058 | Sorry, sir, but you're going to have to take it to MoMa. | 1.3030 | 0.06168 | 99 | 77 | 14 | 8 |
1059 | The Meat the Artist exhibit is in the next wing! | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1060 | You'll have to move. All the "burgers' are in with the Rodins! | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1061 | Those better not be water lilies. | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
1062 | It’s a Monet not a Pollock...stop splashing the mustard around! | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1063 | Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, Pepsi, Pepsi, Chips! | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
1064 | Sir, you need to move outside the rope. | 1.3025 | 0.04856 | 119 | 87 | 28 | 4 |
1065 | They’re all sitting in front of ‘Le Dejeuner sur l’herbe’. | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
1066 | Hurry up! Picasso makes people hungry. | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1067 | Ce n’est pas un hot dog. | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
1068 | You two finish up here with your "retro barbeque" installation. I'll be over with the surrealists. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1069 | One hansberger with manetaise to gogh! | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1070 | Hey, you! No grilling near the Impressionists. Take your burgers and buns to the Realists on the 3rd floor. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1071 | Move it buddy, Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe is in the next gallery | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1072 | It’s your final warning Banksy! | 1.3019 | 0.05869 | 106 | 82 | 16 | 8 |
1073 | Monet’s Water Grillies | 1.3019 | 0.05869 | 106 | 82 | 16 | 8 |
1074 | When I said you couldn't tailgate in the Sculpture Garden this isn't what I meant! | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
1075 | Make mine well done...unlike your paintings! | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
1076 | Point taken. I will stop asking you to come in on the weekend. | 1.3017 | 0.05772 | 116 | 91 | 15 | 10 |
1077 | What's wrong with having having a picnic by the pond? | 1.3016 | 0.05318 | 126 | 97 | 20 | 9 |
1078 | The Americana exhibit ended last week! | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
1079 | Be careful, that painting is medium rare! | 1.3015 | 0.05147 | 136 | 105 | 21 | 10 |
1080 | No, no, sir! It's a figure of speech. They are not literally starving. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1081 | Hey, if you want ketchup, you're going to have to stand near the Jackson Pollock. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1082 | Hey, kid! How many times do I have to tell you to stop harassing the artist while he works! | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1083 | For the last time, this isn’t a grillery. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1084 | When I said we should install more outsider art, this isn't what I meant. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1085 | No, the charcoal gallery is on the next floor. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1086 | How many times do I need to tell you that your medium-rare patties are NOT a work of art! | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1087 | You burn it, you bought it! | 1.3009 | 0.05745 | 113 | 88 | 16 | 9 |
1088 | The American Friends of the Louvre have finally gone too far! | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1089 | You simpleton, you were supposed to set up in front of the Manet! | 1.3009 | 0.05881 | 113 | 89 | 14 | 10 |
1090 | Mister, if this activates the automatic sprinklers you are in big trouble. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1091 | Technically we're a restaurant now, so I don't have to wear a mask. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1092 | This isn't the MoMA. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1093 | I don't care how you arrange the grill lines, it's still not art... | 1.3008 | 0.04651 | 133 | 98 | 30 | 5 |
1094 | Actually, this is burgers of Calais. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
1095 | Medium, and with the works!” | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1096 | Monet-onaise on a burger is an aberration! | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1097 | Only coq-au-vin is allowed in this gallery! | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1098 | Don't mind him son, the art world's always had an elitism problem. | 1.3000 | 0.05197 | 130 | 100 | 21 | 9 |
1099 | Must I remind you that indoor dining is prohibited in the city. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1100 | This is an outrage! Why are you not masked? | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1101 | Performance art is on the 2nd floor! | 1.3000 | 0.04456 | 130 | 94 | 33 | 3 |
1102 | Charles, meet a starving artist. | 1.3000 | 0.04674 | 120 | 87 | 30 | 3 |
1103 | You were instructed to set up your little grill station upstairs by the Warhol exhibit; Just look at the impression you're making on this Monet. | 1.3000 | 0.04963 | 130 | 98 | 25 | 7 |
1104 | These paintings are rare, their medium is oil, and you, sir, are well done here. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1105 | I'll have one Monet-burger, with extra lilies. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1106 | We need grilled ears of corn by the Van Gogh | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1107 | You should be cooking with DEGAS! | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1108 | The folks in the abstract expressionist wing would like theirs rare but well done and with the ketchup splattered, not spread. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1109 | I said “meet the artist”, not “meat the artist”. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1110 | Don't forget the Grey Poupon | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1111 | Dine art is next door. | 1.2992 | 0.05161 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 8 |
1112 | I don’t care if it’s 5 o’clock in Giverny! | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1113 | Performance art is on the next step floor, | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1114 | He’s not here for well done, Mr. Cecil—He’s here for exquisite. | 1.2991 | 0.05598 | 117 | 91 | 17 | 9 |
1115 | I told you: burgers by the Pollock, French fries by the Monet. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1116 | Don’t overcook them. Every piece in this exhibit is a rare-medium. | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1117 | No cooking in the Monet gallery! Please move to "Dejeuner sur l'herbe" in the Manet gallery. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1118 | The burgers were way better at Giverny | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1119 | I don’t care if you promised your son a lakeside cookout. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1120 | This is NOT what we meant by Family Friendly museum! | 1.2990 | 0.05112 | 97 | 70 | 25 | 2 |
1121 | I said you could grill in the garden—not by the pond | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1122 | Bob, I already told you, we can’t reopen if we serve food! | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1123 | Barbecuing is not an art. | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
1124 | Rain or no rain, the Burgers of Calais installation stays in the sculpture garden! | 1.2986 | 0.04525 | 144 | 107 | 31 | 6 |
1125 | I’ve had it with this co-working space. | 1.2984 | 0.05489 | 124 | 97 | 17 | 10 |
1126 | Performance Art is on third floor ! | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
1127 | I said “Masterpiece”, not “Master Chef”! | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
1128 | This exhibit is not open to a French's Impressionist. | 1.2982 | 0.05421 | 114 | 87 | 20 | 7 |
1129 | I'm not impressed. | 1.2982 | 0.05276 | 114 | 86 | 22 | 6 |
1130 | This is the starving artist gallery | 1.2982 | 0.04973 | 114 | 84 | 26 | 4 |
1131 | Spritz the sauces haphazardly and I'll let you shift to the Modern Art section | 1.2982 | 0.05421 | 114 | 87 | 20 | 7 |
1132 | Sorry sir, grilling is only allowed in the Norman Rockwell exhibit. | 1.2982 | 0.04650 | 114 | 82 | 30 | 2 |
1133 | This here is an original Oscar Meyer. | 1.2982 | 0.04973 | 114 | 84 | 26 | 4 |
1134 | Consignments and concessions are NOT synonyms. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1135 | You belong in the American Realism wing. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1136 | I'm sorry sir, this is Impressionism. Participatory performance art is on the third floor. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1137 | Hey! The Warhols are up the hall. | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1138 | I thought we were going to meat at the met? | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1139 | I said, I like my meat like I like my art: rare! | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1140 | Before I Gogh, Remembrant to Cezanne mine. I spare no Monet on what I Munch. | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
1141 | I don’t care if the new food truck guy told you that you belong in a museum! | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
1142 | After beer and brats by the Waterlilies we’ll be playing laser tag under The Starry Night. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1143 | You're supposed to be on the other side with the bake sale. | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1144 | Excuse me sir,World's Greatest Dada is upstairs. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1145 | Hey, the charcoals are in Gallery 5B!! | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1146 | No, no, no! The American wing is over there! | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1147 | I thought I told you to keep your business near the Pollocks! | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1148 | The Burghers are supposed to be in the Rembrandt room! | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
1149 | Your artistic use of mustard is unparalleled, but you can't bring your child to work. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1150 | Attention everybody! We're offering outdoor dining in Monet's garden." | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1151 | What the hell is this? No masks AND no Vegan food?! | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1152 | Sir. I must ask you to please refrain from feeding the art critics. | 1.2969 | 0.05245 | 128 | 99 | 20 | 9 |
1153 | That's it. I've had it with you and your flippin' burgers. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1154 | I see you’re under the impression grilling is allowed | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1155 | Le dejeuner sur l'herb is in the next room! | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
1156 | Sir, all charcoal is on Floor 3 | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1157 | I don't care how good your burgers look, they are NOT art! | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
1158 | I don't care if you are 'like Rembrandt on a grill!' | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1159 | Dijon! Not Giverny! | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1160 | I should've guessed you'd show up when burgers became artisanal. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1161 | Make mine medium-rare with extra onion. Hold the Manets. | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1162 | I'll have Monet-aise on mine. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1163 | I know everything is art nowadays, but come on! | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1164 | Sir, this is the French Impressionist wing. You can only serve croissants and wine here. Hamburgers and hot dogs go in the American wing. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1165 | No, No! This station is for crepes and champagne! | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1166 | I have to walk all the way to Post-Impressionism for the mustard? | 1.2958 | 0.04665 | 142 | 107 | 28 | 7 |
1167 | The Seurat is in Gallery 6. | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1168 | Are those recipes from Giverny? | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1169 | Sir, charcoals are in gallery 12! | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
1170 | You were told to set up next to The Burghers of Calais, not the Monet. | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1171 | 'Performance art' or not - move it outside! | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1172 | For the last time, NO SMOKING IN THE MUSEUM! | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1173 | I don't care if it is prettiest spot for a picnic in the city; you can't have it here. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1174 | Hurry up! We have a hot game of bocce ball going in front of the Pissarro. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1175 | I told you to set up by the Jackson Pollock! | 1.2952 | 0.05887 | 105 | 82 | 15 | 8 |
1176 | No No gallery-gating allowed! | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
1177 | We never have this nuisance with the vegan homeschool dads! | 1.2952 | 0.05887 | 105 | 82 | 15 | 8 |
1178 | This is not your lake-front, sir, no matter how much the Monet speaks to you. | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
1179 | Master your medium, it’s very well done | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1180 | Sir, excuse me! Only tartare is allowed in this room. You want the Mid-centry American Room. | 1.2951 | 0.05421 | 122 | 95 | 18 | 9 |
1181 | It's last call. The gallery will be closing in fifteen minutes. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1182 | No Mr. Monet, I don't believe your uncle Claude would have loved this. | 1.2951 | 0.04755 | 122 | 90 | 28 | 4 |
1183 | Conceptual art is on the third floor! | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1184 | I said, in front of the Manet, NOT Monet! | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1185 | Do you take credit cards because I have no monet. | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1186 | When I told you great art is both rare and well done it was NOT a veiled challenge! | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
1187 | Everyone's a critic. | 1.2946 | 0.04684 | 112 | 81 | 29 | 2 |
1188 | If I give you some Monet can we get some Bacon. | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1189 | Step away from the grill, sir! | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1190 | What gave you the impression you could grill in here? | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
1191 | Hey! I'll take one with the works. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1192 | Live charcoal exhibit just opened in the east wing! | 1.2941 | 0.04563 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
1193 | No food in the museum! Unless it’s overpriced, in which case you may sell it in the cafe.” | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1194 | Someone is missing an ear of corn. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1195 | Hey, when I said that we should provide something for children to enjoy at the gallery, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
1196 | My God man, you’re wilting the water lilies. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1197 | The art of grilling | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1198 | Our flyer explicitly said rare pieces only. | 1.2937 | 0.05048 | 126 | 96 | 23 | 7 |
1199 | Hey! Charcoals on Level 3! | 1.2937 | 0.04790 | 126 | 94 | 27 | 5 |
1200 | Sir, Central Park is across the street... | 1.2937 | 0.04921 | 126 | 95 | 25 | 6 |
1201 | If those are the Burgers of Calais, they belong in the Sculpture Gallery! | 1.2936 | 0.04929 | 109 | 80 | 26 | 3 |
1202 | Sir, we do not use catsup in the Louvre! | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1203 | One Monet's Garden burger, please. | 1.2932 | 0.04501 | 133 | 98 | 31 | 4 |
1204 | Hey! What does it take to get a Dali cheese melt around here?! | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1205 | I said I want mine medium surreal! | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1206 | Yes, grilling the perfect burger IS an art, however.... | 1.2931 | 0.04745 | 116 | 85 | 28 | 3 |
1207 | Hey Picasso, we need a couple ‘o masterpieces in the donor’s gallery. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1208 | Burgers? Take my Monet! | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1209 | Listen, buddy, if those are not Crêpes Suzette I'll have to ask you to step away from the Monet immediately. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1210 | Folks, please check out our burgers with pastel condiments! | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1211 | I don't care what the "reviews" have said -- it's not a work of art! | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1212 | If this isn't a meditation on the commodification of nature, can I get a double with American cheese? | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1213 | No, 'The Art of the Perfect Burger' does NOT qualify! | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1214 | Appreciate the thought, sir, but not the best way to get kids interested in Art. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1215 | It's a genuine Weber. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1216 | Hey - get back to the pop art section. | 1.2927 | 0.04579 | 123 | 90 | 30 | 3 |
1217 | No, Luncheon on the Grass and Cookout by the Water Lilies are not 'virtually the same thing'" | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1218 | I said the cook out is by the Manet, not the Monet! | 1.2927 | 0.04722 | 123 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1219 | I'm sorry! I'm just trying to make some Monet. | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1220 | I said I was looking for a rare medium, not a medium rare! | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1221 | The medium rare art section is down stairs | 1.2925 | 0.04827 | 106 | 77 | 27 | 2 |
1222 | Don't treat Monet's backyard like your own! | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1223 | Burgers will be ready in one Monet! | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1224 | Your work in charcoal is unmatched. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1225 | Step away from the Monet, and get back to the Rockwell exhibit! | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1226 | Not liking sourdough bread or kimchi, Jim tried a new approach to cultured food. It's been met with some resistance. | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1227 | Are you 6 feet apart? | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1228 | Excuse me do you have any grey poupon? | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1229 | Sir, do not feed that child. Inspire him to feel full. That is Art! | 1.2920 | 0.04766 | 137 | 104 | 26 | 7 |
1230 | Hey buddy, this isn't the charcoal room. | 1.2917 | 0.05345 | 120 | 93 | 19 | 8 |
1231 | And with one last dash of French’s, Mr.Monet finished his masterpiece. And his painting. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1232 | I've told you before, to sell those you must go to "surreal". | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1233 | No burgers! We only serve grilled corned beef and swiss cheese on rye during the Rubens exhibit. | 1.2917 | 0.06268 | 96 | 76 | 12 | 8 |
1234 | This is a rare piece | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1235 | Can I get a Calais Burger, with a large frieze? | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
1236 | I’ll have a Claude-dog with Monetnaise! | 1.2913 | 0.04758 | 127 | 95 | 27 | 5 |
1237 | This is sacrilege - Monet was a vegetarian! | 1.2913 | 0.04758 | 127 | 95 | 27 | 5 |
1238 | It baroque-a-que. | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
1239 | When I said 'set up in the garden' I didn't mean Giverny! | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1240 | Stop!!! You supposed to be in front of Manet's The Luncheon on the Grass! | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1241 | Hey pal, take it to postmodernism. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1242 | The ban on indoor dining is still in place! But museums are essential! | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1243 | No grilling by the pond | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1244 | His Art career was a 'Nothing Burger'--This job I say 'Well Done'. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1245 | Not so close!!!! The melting paint will ruin the burgers | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1246 | Your Degas burger just sold for 50 grand.Does it include fries? | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1247 | Giverny special, water lillies on the side. | 1.2906 | 0.04865 | 117 | 87 | 26 | 4 |
1248 | Sir, the sign clearly states that barbecuing in Monet’s Garden is strictly prohibited! | 1.2906 | 0.04711 | 117 | 86 | 28 | 3 |
1249 | And there's two ladies in Impressionism who want the Veggie Burgers! | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
1250 | You can’t smoke that in here! | 1.2903 | 0.04690 | 124 | 92 | 28 | 4 |
1251 | You all are tame compared to the group at the Hieronymus Bosch exhibition. | 1.2903 | 0.04690 | 124 | 92 | 28 | 4 |
1252 | You're wanted in the staff room and bring everything with you | 1.2900 | 0.04777 | 100 | 72 | 27 | 1 |
1253 | We said we’d bring art to regular folks, not regular folks to art. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1254 | Two watches for the Surrealist Gallery; make 'em rare and droopy. | 1.2900 | 0.06079 | 100 | 79 | 13 | 8 |
1255 | They say there are no rules in art, so this is my live exhibition. | 1.2899 | 0.04140 | 138 | 100 | 36 | 2 |
1256 | You're gonna have to pay for the Monet laundering | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1257 | Those better be plant based burgers, or you'll have to leave. | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1258 | Sir, this is not what they meant by “art in the park.” | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1259 | No touching, no flash photography and no grilling next to the Monets! How many time do I have to say it?! | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1260 | The performance art section is THAT way. | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1261 | One Van Gogh with cheese. Hold the mayo. | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
1262 | The burgers are well done, but his red and yellow splatter technique is phenomenal! | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1263 | What did I say about mustard on the Monet?! | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
1264 | Sir! I must insist you wear a mask! | 1.2897 | 0.05790 | 107 | 84 | 15 | 8 |
1265 | Oh look another artwork about consumption. | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
1266 | The OUTSIDE water lilies! | 1.2895 | 0.04616 | 114 | 83 | 29 | 2 |
1267 | Sir, you are single-handedly destroying the potential of our young starving artists. | 1.2895 | 0.05808 | 114 | 91 | 13 | 10 |
1268 | Add some ketchup, too. Monet liked lots of color. | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1269 | No more colorful buns, or Gogh back to your corner Dali. | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
1270 | Oh great, more pretentious outsider art! | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1271 | Watch out! You're getting Pollock on the Monet! | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 17 | 8 |
1272 | I told you before there is still a ban on indoor dining! | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1273 | Sir, I understand you think your burgers are a work of art but you can’t make them in here | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
1274 | It’s Taco Tuesday you neophytes! | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1275 | Here at MOMA, we do not put mustard on hamburgers! | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
1276 | I told you: no veggie burgers! | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
1277 | If this is performance art, I"m all in! | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
1278 | ‘ Excuse me sir, this space isn’t just for any ‘Master’.’ | 1.2893 | 0.04302 | 121 | 87 | 33 | 1 |
1279 | Not In Monet’s Backyard!” #nimb | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
1280 | Sir, grilling is only permitted in the Surrealism wing. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1281 | If you’re performance art, I’ll pay $300,000; if you’re not, I’ll have a cheeseburger medium well” | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
1282 | Last call for the Monet Bus Group! Your gourmet picnic lunch is waiting for you at The Lily Pond. Come 'n get it! | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1283 | I don't care if you are a master of the culinary arts. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1284 | See, Simmons? I told you “Mayonnaise & Monets Night” would bring in a lower brow patronage.” | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1285 | Your "Summer In The Backyard" is a little bit too much realism for me. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1286 | What did I just say? Barbecue only in the Jackson Pollock gallery! | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
1287 | How could this art be so rare, yet so well done? They must be a master of their medium. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1288 | This is NOT the outdoor setting we had in mind for you setting up your grill. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1289 | Oh my Gogh, I'm afraid I'll need to Edvard Munch that right now! | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1290 | Don't stain the Monet, Ken! Or we'll send you back over to Medieval. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1291 | The cowboy in the Remington wants a T-bone - medium rare. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1292 | Put your damn mask on! | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1293 | Take your performance art to the Whitney! | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
1294 | Your spatter is adding a new dimension to the Monet. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1295 | It’s the impressionist wing, not the chicken wing! | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1296 | Gimme a performance art burger with the works. | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1297 | No no no. I wanted to see a fine fresco not to dine al fresco! | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1298 | The salad bar is with the Picassos | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1299 | And this is where we keep the outsider art | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1300 | Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1301 | Young man, that is a piece of performance art by a well-known realist artist. Do not touch it, or eat from it, and please stand back! | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1302 | This is the Met! You couldn’t find heritage, grass-fed, organic? | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1303 | The hat doesn’t make it French Impressionism. | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1304 | Don’t listen to him pops. The mustard makes the painting. Pollock would’ve loved the enhancement. | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
1305 | This is fine art, not fine dining. | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
1306 | Don’t eat the performance art, Timmy. | 1.2881 | 0.04677 | 118 | 87 | 28 | 3 |
1307 | We don't bring champagne flutes to your football games! | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1308 | Hey! Fine art is no picnic! | 1.2880 | 0.05183 | 125 | 97 | 20 | 8 |
1309 | If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, Pollock, stop messing with the impressionists! | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1310 | Pierre-August would nevair put le ketchup on le boeuf! | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1311 | Well, if your burgers are surreal, you need to be upstairs in Gallery 3. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1312 | Stephen's Patties on the Grill - Leaving an Impression since 1952 | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1313 | Callen, I asked you to prepare the Burghers of Calais for viewing. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1314 | Sir! Barbecuing is for benefactors only. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1315 | Everything here is rare. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1316 | No!No!No! The Burgers of Calais were ordered to go!!!!! | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1317 | To go . . . 3 with the works . . . on canvas! | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1318 | Please show some respect! It’s painted by a Frenchman, so perhaps steak frites might be more appropriate, don’t you think?! | 1.2870 | 0.04413 | 115 | 83 | 31 | 1 |
1319 | Please sir, this is NOT the Art Institute of Chicago! | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1320 | This is a salle a Monet, not a salle a manger. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1321 | No, not here! It's Sunday. You're supposed to be in the park with George! | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
1322 | Well done won't do in this gallery. Here we display only the rarest works of art! | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
1323 | One please,hold the Manet. | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
1324 | Take a bite and then tell me it’s not art! | 1.2857 | 0.06683 | 84 | 67 | 10 | 7 |
1325 | Sir, if you don't mind, I'll have to ask that you move over by the Pollocks. The ketchup and mustard stains will blend right in. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1326 | And don't let me find any mustard on the Jackson Pollock! | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1327 | Careful before you relish the art! | 1.2857 | 0.04648 | 112 | 82 | 28 | 2 |
1328 | Hey, we only allow grilling over by Manet's “Bocal de Condiments” | 1.2857 | 0.04811 | 98 | 71 | 26 | 1 |
1329 | I told you just “oils or water colors”; now get that CHARCOAL outta here! | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1330 | Two van Gogh's and a Hockney on a toasted bun. . . | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1331 | Our agreement was for ARTISIANAL burgers, not pre-formed patties! Where do you think you are? | 1.2857 | 0.05616 | 119 | 95 | 14 | 10 |
1332 | #742, your order is ready! | 1.2857 | 0.04841 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
1333 | If you can't be more careful with that mustard, I'm afraid you will have to move to the modern art gallery! | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1334 | You can’t cook that here! This is the starving artist exhibit! | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1335 | After the pandemic ended many were confused with how to implement the old normal | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1336 | Hey, you're supposed to be in the American Wing! | 1.2857 | 0.04957 | 133 | 103 | 22 | 8 |
1337 | Hey! Monet's Picnic in another room. These are Water Lilies. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1338 | Luncheon on the Grass” by Monet is in the next room | 1.2857 | 0.04474 | 133 | 99 | 30 | 4 |
1339 | The guy over in the chiaroscuro gallery says hold the mustard. | 1.2857 | 0.04648 | 112 | 82 | 28 | 2 |
1340 | Don't put any more on the grill . The exhibition is closing in 15 minutes. | 1.2857 | 0.04644 | 119 | 88 | 28 | 3 |
1341 | You really think Monet was a charcoal man? | 1.2857 | 0.04327 | 119 | 86 | 32 | 1 |
1342 | Management said to serve those with mayonnaise, not Monets. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
1343 | No, no! The sculpture garden is the designated spot for The Burgers of Calais. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1344 | Sir, this is exactly why we don't allow indoor dining. | 1.2857 | 0.04474 | 133 | 99 | 30 | 4 |
1345 | Thats not what I meant by Meet and Greet! | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1346 | I'm sorry sir, but we have a new president now. You can't sell cheeseburgers in the white House anymore | 1.2857 | 0.05071 | 133 | 104 | 20 | 9 |
1347 | I know that’s you, Warhol! | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1348 | We're very strict about our Monet Meatless Mondays. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1349 | I want one medium-well that interrogates the very idea of grilling as an art. | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1350 | For the last time, Jim, there’s no such thing as an impressionist hamburger! | 1.2846 | 0.04548 | 123 | 91 | 29 | 3 |
1351 | You’re not making a good impression! | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1352 | No, that is NOT how to make a good impression on the Impressionists! | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1353 | I told you. "Cookout" goes in the neo art gallery in the next room." | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1354 | The culinary arts exhibit is next week! | 1.2846 | 0.05479 | 123 | 98 | 15 | 10 |
1355 | That is not considered performance art! | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1356 | It’s fine there, just as long as there’s no flash. | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
1357 | I'll have the artsy meal with all the picturesque trimmings. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1358 | The performance art is on the third floor now. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1359 | I said Degas, not charcoal! | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1360 | I thought we agreed to no barbecuing near the Monet! | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1361 | NOT what I meant when I said you could set up by the flowers! | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1362 | This wing is Acryllic- Charcoal is in the next floor. | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1363 | Condiments are in Pop Art! | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1364 | I don't care how good they are. It's not art! | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1365 | Jackson Pollock! This is the last time I’m going to tell you that you don’t belong in a museum. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1366 | When we invited families to enjoy a picnic lunch at the museum, we meant sandwiches in the sculpture garden. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1367 | Are you respecting the vision of the artist? No, I do not think you are respecting the vision of the artist! | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1368 | I'll take mine with vermilion color ketchup on a russet toasted bun | 1.2844 | 0.04716 | 109 | 80 | 27 | 2 |
1369 | That’s it! I said if you got mustard on the Monet you were outta here! | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1370 | Do you have any napkins? Somebody Pollocked all over the floor. | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1371 | “The Art of Barbecue” special exhibit is upstairs! | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1372 | I heard this place was full of starving artists! | 1.2843 | 0.05973 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 8 |
1373 | Well Done? Get Out! | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
1374 | If you wanted to splatter things all over the place meaninglessly, you should have gone to a modern art museum! | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1375 | Finally found the holy grill everyone is lookin for | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
1376 | Frank, you forgot your glasses again. You’re not actually IN the garden! | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
1377 | Bring your performance art back downtown! | 1.2836 | 0.04446 | 134 | 100 | 30 | 4 |
1378 | Return to the Daddism gallery where you belong! | 1.2833 | 0.05317 | 120 | 94 | 18 | 8 |
1379 | Cheeseburga cheeseburga cheeseburga! | 1.2833 | 0.05183 | 120 | 93 | 20 | 7 |
1380 | I don’t care what you say, cooking is not performance art. | 1.2833 | 0.05183 | 120 | 93 | 20 | 7 |
1381 | For the last time, Roger, flipping burgers is not a form of art! | 1.2833 | 0.04611 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
1382 | No, this is the Monet section. Are you looking for the Webers? | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
1383 | I figured there must be a reason the Renaissance wing had a Michelin star. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
1384 | When I complimented your burgers as works of art last weekend, Jeffrey, this is clearly not at all what I meant. That said, before you pack up and leave, I’ll take one well-done, with cheese. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1385 | For the last time: no smoking in the gallery! | 1.2830 | 0.05805 | 106 | 84 | 14 | 8 |
1386 | I see it as surreal, non-cubist, temporary, olfactory, a delight to the taste buds. What do you call your installation? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1387 | Your set-up location was by the roadway, not the Monet! | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1388 | I said "CHAGALL" not "Shall GRILL" ! | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1389 | Hey Buddy. Barbecuing's only allowed in the Bosch gallery. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1390 | Anything created with charcoals has been moved to the east wing! | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1391 | I'm under the impression that you are in the wrong place. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1392 | They burgers are good, Arthur. But calling them "Works of Art" in your application is a bit misleading. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1393 | Cooking the perfect burger is not an art! | 1.2828 | 0.04982 | 99 | 73 | 24 | 2 |
1394 | This living art installation "Man Grills" would look incredible in my backyard- I will take it! | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
1395 | We’d rather exhibit Monets with Manets, not mayonnaise. | 1.2824 | 0.05115 | 131 | 103 | 19 | 9 |
1396 | I told you already: barbecuing is not an art form! | 1.2824 | 0.04633 | 131 | 99 | 27 | 5 |
1397 | How many times do I have to tell you? Abstract 3D Americana Displays have been moved to the 3rd floor. | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
1398 | I'll have mine like Monet's Water Lilies: Well done. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1399 | The museum curator hired us as performance art | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1400 | I may have given you the wrong impression regarding our policy on indoor dining | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1401 | Before I have you thrown out, I'll take a double cheeseburger with mustard and pickles! | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1402 | Excuse me sir. The performance art gallery is on the third floor... | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1403 | No, you cannot call it an installation. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1404 | What are you doing? Only vegetarian options in the impressionists section. Meat is restricted to post-modern cubism! | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1405 | Only French Fries in this gallery. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1406 | Out! I don’t care where you got your MFA! | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1407 | I don't care that he wants it well done. This is the French wing. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1408 | Installation Art is upstairs. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1409 | For the last time, sir. This is a BAROQUE exhibit. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1410 | I don' t care how rare your steaks are, Art, you are making a terrible impression here. | 1.2816 | 0.04862 | 103 | 76 | 25 | 2 |
1411 | Your art choice is both rare and well done! | 1.2816 | 0.06080 | 103 | 83 | 11 | 9 |
1412 | No, grilling does not count as performance art. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1413 | No, Sir this is an exhibit of renowned artist G. Rilling! | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1414 | Whether it's a Manet or a Monet is besides the point! | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
1415 | I don't care what Banksy paid you, get the hell out of here before you burn that Monet! | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1416 | I wanted a rare performance! | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1417 | Please sir, You're getting Mayonnaise on the Monets! | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
1418 | You’re a little too close to the painting. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
1419 | Don't cook such foods in the galleries~ You are making a bad Impression. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
1420 | This is a smoke-free environment. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
1421 | Two for the gentlemen in the Manet gallery. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
1422 | No, no, no! The American Collection is on the third floor! | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
1423 | Hey, the Performance Art goes in Gallery Eight. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1424 | One Banksy burger to go! | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1425 | One Royale with cheese. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1426 | Flambé was most certainly NOT a French impressionist. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1427 | My toddler could cook that! | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1428 | It's a BBQAnon Protest! | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1429 | Jackson Pollack got his start righ there as the ketchup and mustard man. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1430 | No, I said - "master's pictures I relish". | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1431 | I told you, you can't do that in the Monet room. You have to set that up by the Rockwell. | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1432 | That painting wasn't impressionistic before! | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1433 | Hey! Where's your mask?! | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1434 | Sir, this is very disruptive! You need to move to the twentieth century American gallery immediately. | 1.2804 | 0.04750 | 107 | 79 | 26 | 2 |
1435 | I don't care how well done they are, it's not art! | 1.2800 | 0.06044 | 100 | 80 | 12 | 8 |
1436 | I told you to set up by the POLLOCK | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1437 | Hey, this is an art museum. No ketchup! | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
1438 | I know the wait to see the Mona Lisa is long, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2797 | 0.04644 | 118 | 88 | 27 | 3 |
1439 | When I asked for rare, I meant the paintings! | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1440 | I've told you three times. Performance art is on the third floor. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1441 | Folks, “Luncheon on the grass” is in the other room. | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
1442 | No no no... I said to set up the BBQ by the Lily Pond outside. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1443 | No! No! Just calling them "Giverny Burgers En Plain Air" does not allow you to grill in the museum! | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1444 | Four medium cheeseburgers in Feminist Art, hold the buns. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1445 | 'As long as my burger is a medium, I'll consider it an art form.' | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1446 | I’ll take the one you were planning to duct tape to the wall! | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
1447 | The entrance sign did not say "embers only hours." | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1448 | wear a mask! | 1.2791 | 0.04919 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
1449 | Stop "Jackson Pollocking" the condiments! | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1450 | I'm afraid your art is a little too well done. | 1.2788 | 0.04823 | 104 | 77 | 25 | 2 |
1451 | I know grilling is an art, but this is the wrong place for it! | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1452 | You call it Performance Art. I call it trespassing... now scram! | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1453 | You are costing me MONET | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1454 | My good fellow, one well done hold the mustard, please. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1455 | Performance art is in the 4th floor. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1456 | I'm going to need to see an Exhibitor's License or a double cheese burger. | 1.2783 | 0.04711 | 115 | 86 | 26 | 3 |
1457 | That's not what we meant when we sent out invitations to display culinary artwork in the Gallery this weekend. | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1458 | It’s dijon mustard only here! | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1459 | Excuse me. When I said you’ll be grilling the burgers by the pond garden, I meant the garden outside” | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
1460 | Hey you can’t do that here! Performance art in gallery B! | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
1461 | I like mine with Monet-yonnaise. | 1.2782 | 0.04446 | 133 | 100 | 29 | 4 |
1462 | I still don't think it's art, but I'll take two cheeseburgers. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1463 | Performance art is upstairs. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1464 | The Andy Warhol exhibit is over there. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1465 | Not those water lilies! The barbecue is supposed to be next to the ones in the pond outside! | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1466 | I mean, they do say art is subjective. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1467 | Sir, if you’re going to eat in here, at least do it in front of a Warhol. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1468 | "So you think brushing catsup and mustard on those buns makes you an Impressionist?" | 1.2773 | 0.04453 | 119 | 88 | 29 | 2 |
1469 | No, a burger is NOT a masterpiece! | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
1470 | Sir the sign clearly says NO SMOKING in the museum! | 1.2773 | 0.04453 | 119 | 88 | 29 | 2 |
1471 | I'm having a hard time digesting this one! | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
1472 | I don't even know why you are here. My kid could have made burgers like that. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1473 | Attention visitors: the museum barbecue will close in 5 minutes | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1474 | Please leave. You're making an unpalatable impression. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1475 | And here we have the art of fine grilling! | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1476 | Has anyone seen Benjamin Franklin's "Proto-Type Methode for Flayme-Grilling Hamméd Burgyrs"? It went missing from the Hall of Amer — oh my GOD! | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1477 | We need ketchup and mustard for a canvas in the modern art room | 1.2768 | 0.04781 | 112 | 84 | 25 | 3 |
1478 | May I have your attention: “serving 100% impressionist burgers at Monet’s water lilies” | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1479 | Sir! Americana performance work is the next hall over. | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1480 | Weber Lillies | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1481 | Ketchup on a hotdog in front of a Monet?! What has become of this city?! | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1482 | i’d like mine look medium from a distant but rare upon closer inspection. | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1483 | I told you, performance art downstairs | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1484 | Grill marks are not impressionism | 1.2768 | 0.04781 | 112 | 84 | 25 | 3 |
1485 | Stop singing "We're in the Monet!" | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1486 | On today's menu is grilling with French impressionist mesquite. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1487 | My post impression is that your burgers are dry! | 1.2764 | 0.04516 | 123 | 92 | 28 | 3 |
1488 | Performance art is in Pavilion B. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1489 | I said “the museum’s future is at stake - not in steaks” | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1490 | I said no mayonnaise, not Manets! | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1491 | What do you think you're doing? This is the modern section, you're supposed to be in the contemporary wing! | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
1492 | OK , as long as you stay six feet away from everyone else and the artwork. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
1493 | I meant the real water lily pond on the rooftop! | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1494 | I was told this was a vegetarian exhibit! | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1495 | I warned you! Oscar Mayer is our sponsor! | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
1496 | You can only do that next to a Seurat | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1497 | Yeah, I read "Art of the Grill" too. But... Really? | 1.2759 | 0.04676 | 116 | 87 | 26 | 3 |
1498 | I told you the performance art exhibition is not until next week | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
1499 | Impressionism only, sir! You're going to have to take that to the Guggenheim. | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
1500 | How many times do I have to tell you? That's not a grill it's a Duchamp! | 1.2759 | 0.05419 | 116 | 92 | 16 | 8 |
1501 | Sir, charcoal is down the hall. | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1502 | Performance Art is in the BASEMENT!!! | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1503 | Charcoals are on the 3rd Floor, pal! | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1504 | A double with cheese to the post-impressionist wing, pronto! | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1505 | Sir! Indoor dining is forbidden until further notice! | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1506 | Henri, when I told you to 'get cooking', I meant pick up a paintbrush! | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1507 | I know it’s rare piece. That’s exactly why I’m cooking it for another minute. | 1.2752 | 0.05810 | 109 | 88 | 12 | 9 |
1508 | Performance art is in the upstairs gallery! | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
1509 | “ No,I said a Reuben is the next gallery, I didn’t order one.” | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
1510 | I said ‘Louis Grell’. Not ‘Louis, Grill! | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
1511 | And that is how one can make Monet on the side | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1512 | Hey kid, I was here first | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1513 | Is it Monet or Manet? I'll have petit dejeuner. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1514 | Timmy, they're on to us. Just tell him "it's conceptual." | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1515 | ...and second, it's Monet, not Manet. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1516 | Absolutely no outsider art allowed. | 1.2750 | 0.04261 | 120 | 88 | 31 | 1 |
1517 | of course ... there are those who consider his “Burgers of Monet” installation to be a minor work ... | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1518 | Hey Michelangelo, how about you serve up one of those masterpieces with tomato, onion and ketchup? | 1.2750 | 0.04422 | 120 | 89 | 29 | 2 |
1519 | Don't forget the mustard - the Pollock needs an update. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1520 | Stop! A good sandwich artist knows Monet would choose dijon over yellow. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
1521 | Sir, people come here to roast the paintings, not food | 1.2750 | 0.05418 | 120 | 96 | 15 | 9 |
1522 | Can't you find a real pond to grill your burgers next to? | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1523 | No! Those are MONETS! Wait...Oh...! You said “There’s a problem with the MAYONNAISE!” | 1.2748 | 0.05089 | 131 | 104 | 18 | 9 |
1524 | No no that’s all wrong! You’re to be set up at Dante’s Inferno! | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1525 | I said, “only rare served here, no medium-rare!” | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1526 | How many times have I told you, "Kids can't eat in here!" | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1527 | You might deem bar-b-cueing to be an art, but this gallery does not! | 1.2745 | 0.06098 | 102 | 83 | 10 | 9 |
1528 | You idiot, I said Reubens and Van Gogh. Not reubens to go. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1529 | Sir, this is a VEGAN museum! | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1530 | Yes, you loaned us that Monet. But I would remind you this museum has many influential patrons who are ardent vegetarians. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
1531 | The director said he likes his paintings rare, but his burgers well done! | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
1532 | I like my burgers like my art: rare. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1533 | O.K., pal -- what'd you do with all the damn soup cans? | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1534 | Hey! This museum takes a hard stand against flippers! | 1.2743 | 0.04575 | 113 | 84 | 27 | 2 |
1535 | I said add mayo, not Monet! | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1536 | Do you have any idea how medium-rare these paintings are? | 1.2743 | 0.04745 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
1537 | You can only use Grey Poupon in the French Impressionism wing! | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1538 | Next time cook with Degas if you want more Monet. | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1539 | No, no, wrong gallery! With the Impressionists it's always escargots. | 1.2742 | 0.05290 | 124 | 99 | 16 | 9 |
1540 | ‘When I asked for a saucy exhibitions with a lot of of meat, this is not what I meant!!’ | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1541 | “Make that two burgers over medium and a Blue Period special” | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
1542 | I think you're looking for the American Wing." " First floor, 700's. | 1.2736 | 0.05771 | 106 | 85 | 13 | 8 |
1543 | Listen! You are not an impressionist just because your burgers make an impression. | 1.2736 | 0.05771 | 106 | 85 | 13 | 8 |
1544 | How many times I need to tell you that your submission, The Art of Grilling, was not accepted. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1545 | Matisse is well done | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1546 | I specifically said this was a meet the artist event, not a meat the artist event! | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1547 | Here we have Monet's Water Lilies and there we have Rodin and his Burghers of Calais. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
1548 | It's NOT ART if you EAT IT! | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1549 | We have a potential buyers for the medium rare. Would you be willing to talk to her about your influences? | 1.2734 | 0.04397 | 128 | 96 | 29 | 3 |
1550 | Performance art is in Exhibit Hall G! | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1551 | Three Monetburgers, No cheese. Please! | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
1552 | They are the burghers of Calais, they are spelt with an "h", but most of all they are OUTSIDE. | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
1553 | I said burnt umber, not burned hamburger! | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
1554 | Hey Jackson, watch out with the mustard! | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1555 | Over here we have the Life Mimics Art Exhibit. | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
1556 | Hello, sir. On behalf of the Museum Board, thank you for your large donation last month. | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
1557 | Plein air" is not sufficient ventilation | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
1558 | Attention: The live Backyard Americana Exhibit has begun the Main Gallery. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1559 | Hey pal, tell that kid he can't eat that in here! | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
1560 | I said m-e-e-t me by the water lilies. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1561 | I prefer my steaks post-impressionist. | 1.2727 | 0.04695 | 121 | 92 | 25 | 4 |
1562 | I meant Anton Burger... | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1563 | Can't you read? The sign clearly says 'Pas de Moutarde in the Impressionist Wing.' | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
1564 | The curator of contemporary art wants to purchase your performance piece. | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
1565 | Well, if it isn’t another self-proclaimed 'grill master!' | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1566 | More oil, less charcoal. | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
1567 | Performance art is on the third floor! And only on Tuesdays!! | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
1568 | Grilling is strictly prohibited in the French Impressionist Gallery! Please remove yourself and your grill immediately to the Remington Room! | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1569 | Please put on your mask, sir | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
1570 | And stop already with the “performance art” smokescreen! | 1.2718 | 0.04818 | 103 | 77 | 24 | 2 |
1571 | Sir, you've been told before, picnicking near wetlands is not permitted. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
1572 | I don't care if it's an art - that is grilling, NOT barbeque! | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
1573 | I truly must insist upon getting all up in your grill. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1574 | What's his beef? | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1575 | It’s medium: oil. Not medium rare! | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1576 | $15 a burger! That's too much Monet. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1577 | Grilling is not art, It’s a hobby. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1578 | Is someone in here using flash photography? | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1579 | Mesdames et Messieurs, ze newest acquisition in our Performance Art Exhibit, Weber's "Grilling at Giverny"! | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1580 | It’s derivative. | 1.2714 | 0.04628 | 140 | 109 | 24 | 7 |
1581 | This is the French Impressionists gallery sir, American Pop Culture on 3! | 1.2714 | 0.04516 | 140 | 108 | 26 | 6 |
1582 | Sir, we all miss indoor eating, but this is a bit much. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
1583 | Ce n'est pas un barbecue," said the guard who was coincidentally named Magritte. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1584 | And if you guessed Manet, no burger for you! | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1585 | For the last time, the Normal Rockwell's are in the next gallery. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1586 | Sir, you will need to move your BBQ to the American wing of the museum | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1587 | ' burgers are being served. So good Monet can't buy' | 1.2712 | 0.04449 | 118 | 88 | 28 | 2 |
1588 | Unprecedented times don’t call for more unprecedented times | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1589 | I said I wanted mine with mayonnaise, not Monet! | 1.2710 | 0.05874 | 107 | 87 | 11 | 9 |
1590 | Sir, I hope you are prepared to pay for the most expensive ketchup stain in history. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1591 | Because it’s called ‘Water Lillies’ not ‘Backyard Barbecue’” | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1592 | My favorite medium is rare. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1593 | You’re supposed to be working with acrylic, not charcoal. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1594 | Put on a mask man, what are we, animals?! | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1595 | I'm telling you again -- not under the MOnet, "Water Lilies", under the MAnet, "Luncheon on the Grass" in the next room. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1596 | The debate raged over impressionism and the meatless burger. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1597 | When i said, "Cookout by the pond," I wasn't referring to Monet's | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1598 | No, I did not say to set up next to his painting! I said to get in your VAN and GO! | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1599 | Sir! When I said you could set up by the water, I meant by the water that's outside of the building. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1600 | Indoor Dining is still not allowed! | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1601 | Just ketchup, hold the Manetaise! | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1602 | Hey! Did Banksy put you up to this? | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
1603 | No, that’s not Seurat’s “Sunday Afternoon” in the park! | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1604 | But we thought your presentation was on the Dutch Burghers. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1605 | We need two burgers and an ear in the Van Gogh room. | 1.2703 | 0.05716 | 111 | 90 | 12 | 9 |
1606 | We need you upstairs to work on the Burghers of Calais | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1607 | He said no flash; never anything about a flame. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1608 | Sir, we have a strict Meatless Monet policy! | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1609 | That’s a great juxtaposition between Still and Grill Life | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1610 | Hey kid! No touching! | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1611 | So you’re telling me sales are better in here, The Met, than in Central Park? | 1.2701 | 0.04576 | 137 | 106 | 25 | 6 |
1612 | Sir, Monet's "Luncheon on the Grass" is in the gallery up ahead. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1613 | In here we have Monet’s “Backdrop to a Barbecue “ | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1614 | I'll take a Minimalist on Focaccia | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1615 | You and sonny boy are WAY OUT TO Lunch! | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
1616 | I told you to flip the Bruegels! | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1617 | Sir,the contemporary barbecue art installation is next door. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1618 | I'll take mine medium, with a side of lily pads. | 1.2696 | 0.05568 | 115 | 93 | 13 | 9 |
1619 | Ketchup? Duh. On the second floor in the Warhol room. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1620 | Excuse me! It is well known that Monet did not like mustard. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1621 | For the last time Gary, I said Manet. Not Monet. | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1622 | Nice hat. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1623 | I’ll take mine with some Seurat-kraut! | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1624 | That’s not the performance art I had in mind! | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1625 | That's not what we meant by rare art! | 1.2692 | 0.05834 | 104 | 84 | 12 | 8 |
1626 | The guy defacing the Van Gogh wants more ketchup. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1627 | This is no way to fund the arts! | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1628 | Two Pissaros with Klimt and make it snappy! | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1629 | I need two limited edition signed and numbered double mat burgers in the back room, pronto! And hold the gouache! | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1630 | I said the painting was rare,not the burgers! | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1631 | Sir,please! Performance art is allowed ONLY in Gallery No. 2,down one level. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1632 | SIR THIS IS WATER LILIES, NOT WATER GRILLIES. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1633 | I like his work- it’s very WELL DONE! | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1634 | I told you to feed only the donor class! | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
1635 | Not THOSE paddies! | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
1636 | The barbecurator would like a word. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1637 | Just when Bob thought he had finally found a way to get paid for his performance art, the art establishment reared its angry head. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1638 | If you are going to be careless with your sauce squirting stand in front of an Abstract painting please. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1639 | There’s no charcoal in the water color exhibit! | 1.2688 | 0.06142 | 93 | 75 | 11 | 7 |
1640 | When I asked you to barbecue in the garden I didn't mean it metaphorically | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
1641 | Sorry, no indoor dining! | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1642 | It's not summer, yet, Sir. That's a painting, not a window. | 1.2685 | 0.05675 | 108 | 87 | 13 | 8 |
1643 | Hey! Only French cooking in front of the Monet! | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1644 | Um... Conceptual art is in west wing. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1645 | Tommy, get one for me. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
1646 | Two medium rare – with a Jackson Pollock smattering of ketchup and mustard! | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1647 | No Dijon on the Monet!” | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1648 | This will be your last supper. | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1649 | Water Lilies" may indeed stimulate your creative genius, but you, sir, are no Claude Monet | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1650 | Hey buddy, you get mayo on the Monet and your bought it! | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1651 | Al Roker's review " Come for BBQ Sauce, stay for the Art" | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1652 | A well-done centre pairs well with a woody wine and a Watteau, and a pink centre pairs well with a Pinot and a Pissarro. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1653 | You're supposed to be in the Francis Bacon wing! | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1654 | Ladies and gentlemen, in this room we have the muse for "American Backyard Gothic in Charcoal. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1655 | We've recently added a few rare pieces to our collection, and a few well-done ones as well... | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1656 | Excuse me sir, Sunday in the Park with George is in the gallery down the hall. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1657 | Your Art Grillery idea just set off the sprinklers! | 1.2679 | 0.05670 | 112 | 91 | 12 | 9 |
1658 | We agreed you'll do a peer review, not a barbecue | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1659 | Non! Non! The Americana Exhibit is that way! | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
1660 | Stop! I’ve got 35 on the telephone for that burger! | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1661 | Quick! They need three cheeseburgers at the Moulin de la Galette! | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1662 | Barbeque sur l'herbe" is considered one of Manet's lesser works | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1663 | They may call you a great culinary artist now, but I remember when you were just a schlub selling red hots at 72nd and Broadway. | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1664 | Well, that may be how they do it at the Musee d'Orsay, but we don't allow dejeuners sur l'herbe here in the Monet Room. | 1.2673 | 0.05783 | 101 | 81 | 13 | 7 |
1665 | This is the last supper you'll be making here Jim | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1666 | Bob found himself inspired by Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe, but decided Water Lilies would make a more appropriate setting for a picnic. | 1.2673 | 0.05783 | 101 | 81 | 13 | 7 |
1667 | Grill en plein air, Sir! | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1668 | Please refrain from touching the rare pieces! | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1669 | Sir, the Norman Rockwell exhibit is in Gallery B | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1670 | Sir, the “American Suburbia” exhibit opens next week! | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1671 | How many times have I told you to set up in realism, otherwise this makes no sense! | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1672 | It's only a masterpiece if you can flip the burger into my mouth from over there. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1673 | Sign says Gallery, not Galley. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1674 | One Georgian OKeeffe, one Guernica with a splash of Dali." | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1675 | Wrong charcoals! | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1676 | We already have a Jackson Pollock upstairs. | 1.2667 | 0.04386 | 120 | 90 | 28 | 2 |
1677 | I thought I told you, I prefer burgers with Manets! | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1678 | How many times do we have to tell you--you can't tailgate the reopening of the Louvre like this | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1679 | Big order. One for the Monet, two for the show, three to get ready, and four To Go! | 1.2667 | 0.05389 | 120 | 97 | 14 | 9 |
1680 | Relish on the Rembrandt was one thing, but mustard on the Monet is too far! | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1681 | Hey, kid, for the third time, it’s part of the exhibition. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1682 | Hey ! No smoking ! | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1683 | No, sir, I do not consider BBQ socially conscious performance art! | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1684 | This doesn't actually violate a single museum policy as long as we don't eat the hamburgers. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1685 | Here’s an impression for you. You’re fired. | 1.2661 | 0.04634 | 109 | 82 | 25 | 2 |
1686 | Cooking is not an art | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
1687 | Dejeuner sur l'herbe" is on the second floor | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1688 | No, I said grill masters set up on 4th floor! | 1.2661 | 0.04634 | 109 | 82 | 25 | 2 |
1689 | Sunday in the Park with George....Foreman. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1690 | Your hamburgers are NOT works of art, sir. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1691 | You Idiot! I said, 'Prepare for the guild burghers'! | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1692 | Stop! This is the Still Life section | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1693 | No ‘outsider’ art allowed. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1694 | Hey! Didn't you see the no smoking signs? | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1695 | Don't worry son, he can try to gatekeep our tailgating all he wants. If MOMA says it's art, then it's art. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1696 | He's calling it "Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe" | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1697 | I said Monet not Manger. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1698 | No, no, dejeuner sur l"herbe is in here. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1699 | Monet desire un hamburger et deux hotdogs s’il vous plait. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1700 | Now here's a guy who gets it! | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1701 | ‘This was not made for your zoom background’ | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1702 | They said indoor dining could resume. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1703 | And on to our feature exhibit, (medium) Rare Works of Art for the Masses. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1704 | Sir, you Manet grill beside Monet. Please Van Gogh. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1705 | I told you to set up by the Manet not the Monet. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1706 | Love and art is but a shadow, when a man is starving! | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1707 | Hey! This is the Berger Gallery. With an E! | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1708 | Now you've overdone it...that was my rarest piece! | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1709 | Hey, this is no place for fun! | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1710 | When the governor remarked that we're now free to enjoy barbecuing he meant outdoors by your own pool. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1711 | Sir you can find Bacon down the hall with the other surrealists | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1712 | Jerry, you're too impressionable! | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1713 | The condiments are located adjacent to the Pollock paintings… | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
1714 | Now ladies and gentlemen, our newest. It is called "the starving artist." | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1715 | I don't care how many awards you have, the performance art gallery is upstairs. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
1716 | George wants a dozen burgers for his Sunday picnic in the park. | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
1717 | One Burger and three orders of frog's legs. | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1718 | But they said we can go out in public again | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1719 | Stay three feet away from the art, please. | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1720 | For the last time...your burgers aren’t masterpieces! | 1.2645 | 0.05600 | 121 | 100 | 10 | 11 |
1721 | Ah yes the art of grilling! | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1722 | You wouldn't do that in front of a Jackson Pollock, would you? | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1723 | No, I said you could _chill_ by the _Manet_! | 1.2645 | 0.05476 | 121 | 99 | 12 | 10 |
1724 | Wait a Monet! You can't BBQ in here! | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1725 | I'm deducting $50 million from your pay. | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1726 | ok over here we got a type of guy— he goes with the flow, and doesn’t expect much from life. he loves high-end coolers. you see this guy everywhere, but don’t think much of it. and the artist is forcing you to look, and see how fucken terrible it is. | 1.2642 | 0.05889 | 106 | 87 | 10 | 9 |
1727 | When I said 'Well done', I meant the picture, not my burger. | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
1728 | Dad stuff is not Dada! | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1729 | I don't care that people call your burgers "works of art"! | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1730 | You better not have brought that here in a backpack. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1731 | Please do not feed the starving artists! | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1732 | You sir are no Pollock. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1733 | Monet was a vegetarian. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1734 | Excuse me! The theme is 'Art will feed you' | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1735 | I told you, David Hockney's party is outside by the swimming pool. | 1.2636 | 0.04599 | 110 | 83 | 25 | 2 |
1736 | I said, "in front of the Manet not the Monet" | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1737 | Are you crazy?!? You can't do that here! The Warhol room is that way. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1738 | Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
1739 | You' can't be here, Bob. It's Sunday afternoon—we need you in front of the Seurat in Gallery 3. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1740 | The 6:30 presentation of "This is not a Hamburger" is now commencing. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1741 | We have an order of five Jackson Pollock patty burgers and two Leonardo Da Vinci hotdogs and make it quick! | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1742 | Don't dump that sauce on! You must use small, flirtatous brush strokes in front of the Monet. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1743 | I said, “Don’t go by the Monets,” not “Don’t go buy the mayonnaise.” | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1744 | The performance art exhibition is down the hall! | 1.2636 | 0.04473 | 129 | 99 | 26 | 4 |
1745 | I told you not to feed Toulouse-Lautrec! | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1746 | I don't care if your burgers invoke inner feelings, get outta here! | 1.2636 | 0.04336 | 129 | 98 | 28 | 3 |
1747 | Burgers with ketchup and Monets. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1748 | Two more Monets and one Renoir, medium well, easy Mayo! | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1749 | I would like my burger medium rare please . . . with some Manets! | 1.2632 | 0.04387 | 133 | 102 | 27 | 4 |
1750 | I'll have the Impressionist Burger please! Medium rare | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1751 | Fine, you may be a "figure with meat" but you Sir are no Francis Bacon. | 1.2632 | 0.06025 | 95 | 77 | 11 | 7 |
1752 | It was supposed to be a Max Weber! | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1753 | This is not what I had in mind when I said performance art! | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1754 | I said the American Wing, Larry! | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1755 | I want my burger rare, like the Mona Lisa. | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1756 | You think this isn't art? Wait 'til you taste 'em! | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1757 | 3 burgers,hold the Picasso | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1758 | Bob, I said I wanted a“chiaroscuro” exhibit, not “churrasco”! | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1759 | I told you not to use charcoal by the Monet; it browns the flowers! | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1760 | Hey! Hold the Monet-aze on mine. | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
1761 | I said mustard and Manet,not Monet! | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1762 | Performance art is on the mezzanine! | 1.2623 | 0.04324 | 122 | 92 | 28 | 2 |
1763 | Some kid just added to Monet's art with ketchup | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1764 | Wrong floor, sir! Conceptual consumption is on the second. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1765 | I’m glad you’re “really feeling” the Monet, sir, but we’re not *literally* en plein air. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
1766 | It doesn't qualify even if it's also rare and well done | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1767 | Regulation 16.3a "No Installation Art shall activate the gallery's alarm systems." | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1768 | Stick with tableau — or we’ll have to move you to the east wing for live action role play. | 1.2621 | 0.04568 | 103 | 77 | 25 | 1 |
1769 | You better Gogh now | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1770 | The critic says 'Well done.' | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1771 | And you know what really burns me... | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1772 | Outdoor” dining ny | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1773 | A day with dad at museum" is not today | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1774 | I SAID BY THE WATER FOUNTAIN, NOT THE "WATER LILIES"! | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1775 | You know you're only supposed to do that by American Gothic. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1776 | I said we needed more Salvador Dalí, not Salvador's Deli! | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1777 | That's not how we use charcoal in here! | 1.2617 | 0.05686 | 107 | 87 | 12 | 8 |
1778 | I don't care if you're 'The Grill Master', it's still not performance art. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1779 | That goes in the American wing. This is a wine and cheese area. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1780 | Hey, I told you to set up down by ‘Joseph and the Mustard Seed.’ | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1781 | The museum has a strict policy of allowing outings only in the Seurat Room! | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1782 | Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Cheeseburger | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
1783 | It's only 'Performance Art' if you're listed in the catalogue! | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1784 | ‘I said this was a Monet exhibition, not gourmet!’ | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1785 | Can’t you just use a green screen? | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
1786 | Hey, Michelangelo, take it outside! | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1787 | A rare one for the collector please! | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1788 | For the last time kid- it's an art instillation. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1789 | Sir, the realism exhibit is actually on the third floor. | 1.2613 | 0.05536 | 111 | 90 | 13 | 8 |
1790 | One rare cubist and one surreal sirloin. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1791 | Travesty! Monet never ate outdoors! | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1792 | I know it's Bring Your Child to Work; I know it's lunchtime; I know kids can be finicky eaters, but still.. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1793 | Hey! Here they are going to have to be both rare and well done. | 1.2613 | 0.05682 | 111 | 91 | 11 | 9 |
1794 | You one of those Not in My Backyard people? | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1795 | Le Dejeuner Sur L'Herbe" is in Gallery 7 | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1796 | American Hamburgers do not belong in the French Impressionist section of the museum. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1797 | Culinary Arts are down the street. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1798 | What happened to our regular caterer? | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
1799 | Wrong venue. Tailgate art's in the exhibition hall. | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1800 | And remember, no dogs allowed. | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1801 | I asked for the triptych, not a tri-tip! | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1802 | What gave you the impression that it was ok to do that! | 1.2609 | 0.04468 | 115 | 87 | 26 | 2 |
1803 | I agree that great barbecuing is an art, but it belongs in our outdoor exhibition area. | 1.2609 | 0.06157 | 92 | 75 | 10 | 7 |
1804 | We need three medium rare in Neoclassical. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1805 | Jones,the budget included catering m-o-n-e-y,not catering the Monet! | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1806 | Excuse me sir , grilling must be done in the performance art pavilion | 1.2609 | 0.04294 | 115 | 86 | 28 | 1 |
1807 | I’m sorry but this is one cultural occasion that frowns upon tailgating! | 1.2609 | 0.04468 | 115 | 87 | 26 | 2 |
1808 | When I said 'Near the Waterlilies', I meant outside, not inside you blithering idiot! | 1.2609 | 0.04635 | 138 | 109 | 22 | 7 |
1809 | In this respected establishment, medium-rare isn't rare enough! | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1810 | You're going to have to leave if you continue to have fun. | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
1811 | Sir- the Andy Warhol exhibit is on the sixth floor | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
1812 | Two hotdogs for American Contemporary, one burger with everything for Impressionism, and the Medieval Wing wants to know if you have any suckling pig. | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
1813 | Actually, the stairs were the biggest challenge to getting my work into a museum. | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
1814 | I said pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
1815 | Where'd you say you got your MFA? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1816 | You tell that kid,no painting,no burger! | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1817 | They want another burger up at Hockney's swimming pool! | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1818 | Food is not art in here, Buddy! | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1819 | I'll take mine medium rare, with Monnaise on the side | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1820 | Security! He's back again! | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1821 | Sir, please stay behind the line. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1822 | Hey, the Seurat party is upstairs! | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1823 | Thanks to the smoke from your grill, Mona Lisa has a five o'clock shadow! | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1824 | Sir. This is New York. We do NOT put mayonnaise on hot dogs. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1825 | The room for performance art is upstairs. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1826 | Performance Art is confined to the auditorium. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1827 | American conceptual art is on the next floor up! | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1828 | This is a Vegan museum! Get out! | 1.2596 | 0.04531 | 104 | 78 | 25 | 1 |
1829 | Common mistake, sir, but this is a Monet! Manet's ''Luncheon on the grass'' in over in the next room. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1830 | If Monet WANTED a smear of gulden yellow on his painting, he would have PAINTED a smear of gulden yellow!! | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1831 | I don't care how surreal those burgers taste! | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1832 | Hey chef, we said you can look in this gallery, not cook. | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1833 | Damn it Joe- this is not what I meant when I said "Meet in front of the Monet." | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1834 | You know the rules... outdoor dining only! | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1835 | Culinary arts are across the hall! | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
1836 | I don’t give a damn if it is a family gathering—no flash photography! | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1837 | I told you, this is The Met. M-E -T. There’s no ‘S’ | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1838 | Boy, I wish I didn't have to call the police on him because those burgers look pretty darn good. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1839 | Mr. Trump's limo is here. He said you can let the kid eat the leftovers. | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1840 | Condiment drip technique was post | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1841 | No, Phil! You can't just call it "Pop Art" | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1842 | I just don’t think charcoal is the best medium for Impressionism | 1.2593 | 0.05483 | 108 | 87 | 14 | 7 |
1843 | I said mustard on my coney, not on my Monet | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1844 | Condiments are in Post-Impressionism | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1845 | I've got an order for a burger to go with the Bacon. | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1846 | Excuse me sir,The Art of the BBQ exhibit is on Level 3 | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1847 | New docent, eh? It's "burnt umber," dummy. | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1848 | Monet always used Dijon mustard | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1849 | See kid, I told you my burgers were works of art. | 1.2589 | 0.05492 | 112 | 91 | 13 | 8 |
1850 | I don’t have any Monet, but do you guys take Venmo? | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1851 | I said 'by the MANET'... and I'm beginning to think you lied about training at Le Cordon Bleu! | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1852 | Sunday in the Park with Al Giddens and his son Bryant. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1853 | Make mine mixed medium! | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1854 | Remember - art is rare and burgers are well done. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1855 | It's not art if you burn it! | 1.2583 | 0.05358 | 120 | 98 | 13 | 9 |
1856 | I thought the invitation said Dubuffet! | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1857 | Two Monet burgers and a Van Gogh to go! | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1858 | I said move in our Bergerac, not a Burger-Rack." | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1859 | Two Poblano Picasso burgers, and Le Dejenuer sur l'herbe on the side. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1860 | You may think your sauce is a work of art but that is no excuse! | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1861 | The grill is your canvas, the spatula is your brush, the condiments are your palette, now create me a MASTERPIECE! Hold the cheese. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1862 | Monet would never use charcoal! | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1863 | I've told you a thousand times, not in the Impressionist wing! Get back to Modern Art where you belong! | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1864 | The Benefactors are in the other room” | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1865 | Hurry up! The Renoir fans are getting impatient!! | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1866 | We have a strict dress code here, sir! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1867 | I said next to the pond not the water lilies. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1868 | That's only allowed in the realists wing! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1869 | The Jackson Pollock origin story. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1870 | No no no, I asked you to install Luncheon on the GRASS, not lunch on the gas | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1871 | I don't care what Bobby Flay says, grilling is not one of the fine arts! | 1.2574 | 0.05743 | 101 | 82 | 12 | 7 |
1872 | Can someone grab a plate for de Milo? | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1873 | No, no, no! Monet specifically said no cooking in the garden! | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1874 | How many times do I have to tell you? It’s Manet, not Monet! “Déjeuner sur l’herbe” is in the next room! | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1875 | Hey! This isn't the Conceptual Art Wing. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1876 | Mouth Watering Lilies | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1877 | Three with cheese and three without for the Cezanne section. | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1878 | Pop up, my patootie - social distancing, masks, and sanitizers, or you're outta here! | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1879 | Have you noticed how the rib-eyes follow you around the room? | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1880 | Henrí, your performance art display is NEXT week. | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1881 | Marina Abramović already did that! | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1882 | Would you like your burger with Monet, Manet or mayonnaise? | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1883 | No, the naked lady waiting for lunch is that way. | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1884 | I told you, you could only stay if you don't move. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1885 | Hey, I've had one of your burgers! Shouldn't you move into the room where our painting of the 'Last Supper' is hanging? | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1886 | The curator says there is no 'American Grill' exhibit! Also, her burger was overdone. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1887 | I'll take one with spicy brown mustard, pickles, lettuce and tomato! Just don't burn the Monet. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1888 | One of your customers needs a bit more mustard on your still life | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1889 | Excuse me, sir! The interactive Le Dejeuner sur l'herbe event is in the next gallery. | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
1890 | The Abstract Expressionists would like tossed salads. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1891 | Some kid smeared a Jackson Pollock painting with ketchup. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1892 | I don’t care if you ARE the artist’s great grandson, the family pass clearly says no barbeques | 1.2566 | 0.04494 | 113 | 86 | 25 | 2 |
1893 | You must wear a mask! | 1.2566 | 0.05448 | 113 | 92 | 13 | 8 |
1894 | And only Bleu cheese on my son's burger! It is the most impressionistic of the cheeses! | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1895 | No, this does not count as 'fine dining' | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1896 | Yessir, I’d like Monet-anaise on that burger. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1897 | Okay, okay, I was wrong. Apparently you CAN sell a burger to a hungry six year old, but you still can't sell a painting to save your life! | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1898 | Those better be artisanal burgers!" | 1.2566 | 0.04314 | 113 | 85 | 27 | 1 |
1899 | Excuse me Sir, this section of the gallery is reserved for oiled canvas, not broiled cattle. | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1900 | No mayo on the Monet buddy! | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
1901 | I don't care if it's created with charcoal! | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
1902 | I really need you out of here before the paintball match begins | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1903 | Can I get your performance art with mustard? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1904 | Not by the Monet you fool! if you wanna cook, go to the Campbell soup can! | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
1905 | Sir! The "Art of Grilling" showing is next week!" | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1906 | No flash photography please. It ruins the paintings! | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1907 | This is not the opening for Monet’s Grill! | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1908 | I told you, "Don't use the Van Gogh buns with the Monet burgers" | 1.2558 | 0.04705 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1909 | If I find ketchup on one painting, I’m shutting you down! | 1.2558 | 0.04832 | 129 | 103 | 19 | 7 |
1910 | The interactive exhibits are in the north wing. This is the impressionism wing. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1911 | What do you think this is? Meals on wheels? | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
1912 | I need two more, both ironically overdone, yet subtly so. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1913 | "You can argue that cooking is an older art form than painting and you may have Oscar Wilde and Julia Child on your side, but they don't own the gallery" | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1914 | I said catering to taste makers not taste testers | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
1915 | Only burgers on a baguette with French dressing for our Renoir patrons. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1916 | This is "Impressionism" section. "Realism" is that way, my friend. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1917 | I said we were going to sell some Bruegels! | 1.2553 | 0.04522 | 94 | 70 | 24 | 0 |
1918 | The lengths some artists will go to, to create an authentic charcoal drawing... | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1919 | Mustard on a Monet? It’s Brilliant!! | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1920 | No sir, it is not a postmodern commentary on consumerism. It’s a damn BBQ!" | 1.2551 | 0.04658 | 98 | 74 | 23 | 1 |
1921 | The Caravaggio table is, and I quote, "not at all impressed with their weiner proportions." | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1922 | Ken, I was obviously joking when I called your tri-tip a work of art. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1923 | Wrong gallery, pal. You belong over in Performance Art. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
1924 | The lady sitting in front of the big Degas would like to change her order to a double Jackson Pollock Burger with extra onions. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
1925 | I don’t care if you think Barbeque is an art form | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
1926 | I don't care if you wrote 'The Fine Art Of Grilling', get out of this museum! | 1.2549 | 0.05860 | 102 | 84 | 10 | 8 |
1927 | Rare works only! | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
1928 | Who cares about the caption contest? WHY AREN’T THESE PEOPLE WEARING MASKS? | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
1929 | Return that grill to the modern art exibit immediately! | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1930 | Performance art is one floor down! | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1931 | Sir, you're too close. | 1.2547 | 0.05697 | 106 | 87 | 11 | 8 |
1932 | Those burgers better cost $4K a pop and cleverly critique the over-commodification rampant in contemporary art shows, buddy. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1933 | Hey Van Gough I get it The grill is your canvas | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
1934 | There's a group of five in the Picasso gallery that want a more artistic presentation of the condiments. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1935 | Sir, this wing is no place for Dada-ism. | 1.2547 | 0.04458 | 106 | 80 | 25 | 1 |
1936 | Every one of those better be well done or rare. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1937 | You have to take your performance art outside. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1938 | Get out! That's not a good impression. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1939 | I’ll take two, and what a beautiful live action rendering of a 1950’s American BBQ | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1940 | Sir, this is MONET's garden, not yours! | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1941 | Sir, those burgers need to be six feet apart. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1942 | « No sir! Art is not a question of taste! » | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1943 | Mayonnaise?! I thought he said a side of Monets! | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1944 | What's with the Orangerie sauce on the hamburgers? | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1945 | Not that sort of ‘Americana’! | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1946 | You'd better have a damn good artist's statement for this! | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1947 | The Pollock needs a little more ketchup. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1948 | This is a museum of modern art, those better be plant-based. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1949 | I don't care who was here first | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1950 | Two Pollack burgers, but hold the sauce. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1951 | Well, this Monet is rare *and* well done! | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1952 | You're in the wrong section, performance art is over here. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1953 | Rare with good composition please | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1954 | The performance art space is on the 6th floor! | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1955 | Bill,stop getting the Mayonnaise on the Monet! | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1956 | Remember, Wilson, it's 'all you can eat' for platinum-level families. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1957 | Milkshakes are on 5. | 1.2545 | 0.04172 | 110 | 82 | 28 | 0 |
1958 | Dammit Joe! The ketchup boxes were art! | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1959 | Come look, a suburban art performance! | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1960 | Yes, cooking is an art form! But just display your finished product! | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1961 | I told you to feature her oeuvre! Not feed hors d’oeuvres! | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1962 | I told you, grilling is not an art form. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1963 | I said mayonnaise on the side, not Monet's! | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1964 | When you say you're not a performance artist, is that part of the performance? Or can a I get hot dog? | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1965 | POP UP BARBECUES ONLY IN THE STEVEN SPAZUK GALLERY! | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1966 | Larry from Near Eastern Sculptures said no pickles! | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1967 | Last time you ate a banana at an art galley it costed me $120,000. | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1968 | Make that 2 Rubens to Van Gogh ! | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1969 | Attention shoppers! Hamburgers are now being served at the Manet lily pads in gallery 34. That's hamburgers at the Manet, not Monet. | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1970 | Two cheeseburgers,hold the ketchup,one with extra Monets on the side. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1971 | Charcuterie only in the Impressionist wing. | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1972 | This is not the place for outsider art. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1973 | You can't do that here, sir! You want the mid-century American male idyllic wing. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1974 | This does not meet the board's challenge to satisfy the appetite of the Art Community. | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
1975 | TWO DALI BURGERS WITH CEZANNE TOPPINGS AND A VERMEER OF PICASSO SAUCE ON THE SIDE! | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1976 | Sir, this does not count as outdoor dining | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1977 | You don't understand. My burgers ARE art. | 1.2540 | 0.04772 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
1978 | In this museum, we feed the eye, not the stomach! Cal Bellamy Munster, IN | 1.2540 | 0.04499 | 126 | 98 | 24 | 4 |
1979 | I'm gonna need three burgers and a bratwurst over by the Pre-Raphaelites. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1980 | I know you're one of the installations but could you whip up some crudites and brie? | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
1981 | To think that this is what they're calling 'performance art' these days! What the hell - I'll take two, well done, no mustard! | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
1982 | Look! It's a George Segal of a man yelling in a museum. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1983 | No, no! I wanted burgers with mayonnaise, not with Monets! | 1.2526 | 0.06165 | 95 | 79 | 8 | 8 |
1984 | When I told you that I expected your work to be well done each day, this is not what I meant. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1985 | Gimme cubist onions. Hold the Monetonnaise. Water lilies on the side. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1986 | This is 'Still Life', you need to take your cookout to the 'Starving Artist' exhibit." | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1987 | I need two to go. Is my Monet any good here? | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1988 | No, it doesn’t matter that your burgers are ‘artisanal’! | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1989 | Someone got mustard on the Pollock. I think | 1.2525 | 0.05979 | 99 | 82 | 9 | 8 |
1990 | Yes, I've heard of starving artists but you can't grill here! | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1991 | I told you to set-up in the Munch exhibit! | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1992 | I'm opposed to live installations! | 1.2524 | 0.04517 | 103 | 78 | 24 | 1 |
1993 | Where’s my burger and Basquiat of fries?!?!? | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1994 | The curators have to stop showing the conceptual art with the impressionists! | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1995 | Sir! Living art exhibits are STRICTLY limited to Wing B! | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1996 | Not Monet. Manet. “Picnic on the Grass” is in there. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1997 | Hey! That painting doesn’t need any more oil than it already has! | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1998 | This is not what was meant by making art more accessible! | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1999 | I said well done, not next to rare. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
2000 | This gallery is supposed to be a feast for the eyes! Not the stomach! | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
2001 | I told you last weekend, it's either burgers or art. You can't do both, Pollock! | 1.2523 | 0.05500 | 111 | 91 | 12 | 8 |
2002 | Sir,the Jackson Pollack exhibit is in a different room. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
2003 | I distinctly told you that barbeque is served exclusively in the Contemporary American Wing. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
2004 | Sir, I’m afraid I have to disagree with your al-frescoe dada expression. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2005 | You wanna grill by a pond, try the park. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2006 | I told you to put the BARBARA KRUGER in the south wing! | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2007 | If you have beef with Monet, please take it outside! | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2008 | No-look cook, inspired by Pollock | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2009 | Sir! Please tailgate at least 6 feet from the art. | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
2010 | The rare paintings exhibit is now serving.” | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2011 | Performance art or not,you can't cook in here! | 1.2520 | 0.04559 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
2012 | Okay, they're garden burgers! | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
2013 | 🎶 take me out to the mo-net 🎶 | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
2014 | The American performance art exhibits are upstairs! | 1.2519 | 0.04549 | 135 | 107 | 22 | 6 |
2015 | Mark did not know what to expect when his boss told him he was due for a grilling. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
2016 | Who moved the Duane Hanson next to the Monet? | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2017 | I told them these are rare! | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
2018 | Hey! Performance Art is in the North Wing. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
2019 | Ketchup must be applied using short, spontaneous strokes that capture the essence of the hamburger. | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
2020 | Claude! Four more tempura water lilies for table six! | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2021 | He wants it well done, like the paintings. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
2022 | You said "the Grill" was en plein air! | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2023 | Pleine air cooking. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
2024 | I meant prepare an 'Anthony' Burger and 'Lawrence' Weiner assortment in the gallery, you idiot! | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
2025 | Make mine a little more glazed for my palette and not so much hue. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2026 | Ketchup. Mustard. Pickle. But no Manet’s on my burger. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
2027 | And watch the BBQ sauce this time! They're not all Jackson Pollack! | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2028 | When your done, would you like to join our charcoal drawing class? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2029 | The lily-pond dining area is strictly vegan, and no fossil fuels | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2030 | Two rare burgers for the Picasso room ! | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2031 | If that's your idea of performance art, mine was too rare! | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2032 | I'm warning you, one more Monet with heat damage and you can kiss your concession license good-bye! | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
2033 | Go find your own Lily Pond! | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2034 | I’ll have a Picasso with cheese. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
2035 | Order in! Three burgers with everything for Post-Modernism! | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
2036 | "Two with cheese ... by the Van Gogh's." | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
2037 | An artist would NEVER put ketchup on a hot dog! | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2038 | Hey, Monet, come see what Manet has cooked up in here. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2039 | Sir, You’re only allowed to barbecue in the modern wing where there’s already mustard and catchup on the wall. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2040 | Forget what you got away with at the Capitol. Your BBQ backyard behavior isn't allowed in the Museum! | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2041 | ...and over here is charcoal art. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
2042 | Sorry but the Impressionist gallery is vegan only! | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
2043 | Is that a Monet or a Manet you're ruining with the BBQ smoke? | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2044 | I miss the days when all a Performance Artist had to do was shoot someone. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2045 | I said “Out of here this minute”, not “Out by the “Monet” | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
2046 | I've told you a hundred times, condiments can only be used at the Pollock!!! | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2047 | The art is in flipping the burger! | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
2048 | Sir, American Fine Arts is on the second floor! | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
2049 | Monet did not barbeque at Giverny! | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
2050 | I realize that travel restrictions are tough now, but a virtual picnic at Giverny in the museum is a bit untoward. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2051 | Sir, for the last time, this is the non-smoking section! | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
2052 | If you switched to plant-based meats, you could preserve lily ponds like these for future generations! | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
2053 | And who would like a brat? | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
2054 | When I encouraged you to consume art, I didn’t mean... never mind | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2055 | 'Sir, I hope you purchased those items in the gift store' | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
2056 | M-E-E-T the artist, not M-E-A-T the artist! | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
2057 | Beyond Art...brilliant! | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
2058 | This is the gallery for Impressionists. I told you to set up in the Surrealists. You’ve ruined everything! | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
2059 | Bob was embarrassed to learn the Performance Art Exhibit was last month. | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
2060 | I said in front of the Seurat, not the Monet! | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
2061 | How much Monet do you want for those hot dogs? | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
2062 | Performance art was supposed to set up on the third floor! | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
2063 | Our masters collection room is not a place for grill masters! | 1.2479 | 0.04435 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
2064 | They’d prefer you to set up under Pictures of Hell. | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
2065 | One dejeuner sur l'herbe to go! | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
2066 | Please refrain from juxtaposing! | 1.2479 | 0.04435 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
2067 | SIR, WHERE do you think you ARE? Here at the Met, we serve TACOS on Tuesday! | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
2068 | Hey, that Monet is worth twenty four million bucks so no more accidents, capiche? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
2069 | While barbecuing, I like to enjoy a scenic view. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
2070 | Dadaism is in the next wing! | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
2071 | You'd better be trying to make some sort of statement! | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
2072 | Hey buddy! I could have you serving 10 years for assault and splattery! | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
2073 | Hey! I said next to the cafe, not the Monet. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
2074 | ‘Hey, no smoke on the water lilies!’ | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
2075 | Some kid's trying to eat the Damien Hirst!!! | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
2076 | No smoking AND no grilling. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2077 | You ruined the Monet! Now it will cost you lots of mo-nay. | 1.2478 | 0.04269 | 113 | 86 | 26 | 1 |
2078 | This isn't the 'searing review' that I pictured..." | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2079 | Munch is the artist on exhibit - not the name for your side gig! | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
2080 | I thought you said 'Where can I see Magritte?' not "Where can I put my grill? | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
2081 | sir, well done is not art | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
2082 | 'The guy buying the Salvador Dali painting wants sliders.' | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2083 | From Monet's Bourgeois Period, I presume? | 1.2478 | 0.05556 | 113 | 94 | 10 | 9 |
2084 | If you're gonna do that in here, at least go by the Pollocks. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
2085 | NOBODY thinks your burgers are works of art! Get out! | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
2086 | The director is quite miffed! He explicitly asked for his burger to be rare. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
2087 | The Hamburger Kunsthalle is an ART museum! | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
2088 | This new critic is really grilling the Monet | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
2089 | I’ll take one with monet, lettuce and tomato | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
2090 | Two Monet burgers with Impressionist sauce and a Dali dog with kraut, but then i gotta kick you out. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2091 | Charcoal may be your medium, but this is a vegan establishment! | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2092 | Burnt offerings only at the Temple of Dendur! | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
2093 | Sir...modern art exhibits need to be installed in the East Gallery. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
2094 | I'm sorry sir, but the Performance Art Section's on the other side | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2095 | When I said "rare".....I meant the artwork.....not the burgers! | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2096 | Beat it, kid. The interactive art is on the third floor. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2097 | Monet or Manet?” “It’s mayo-nnaise. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2098 | What part of “hold the mustard” did you not understand? | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2099 | The cafeteria is on level 5, son. That's a wax statue. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2100 | Hey, this is an art gallery! We don't sell things people want here. | 1.2475 | 0.05700 | 101 | 83 | 11 | 7 |
2101 | No, not Monet’s garden. The barbecue is this way at Manet’s Luncheon on the Grass . | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2102 | I said I wanted my burger with mayonnaise, not Monet! | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2103 | Ixnay near the Monet | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2104 | Outside by our POND’S water lilies, Sir! NOT here by Monet’s! | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2105 | Diorama #3–After the years 2020 and 2021 when humans were forced to convene outdoors and forego entertainment, even traditional outdoor activities were moved to indoor cultural institutions. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2106 | You Philistine! The grill is an ART INSTALLATION, not a food service station! | 1.2473 | 0.06049 | 93 | 77 | 9 | 7 |
2107 | Please return the barbecue to the Duchamp exhibit. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2108 | Charred medium with mustard and water lilly. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2109 | Without Monets, please! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2110 | I’ll have mine with ketchup and Monet-aise!” | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2111 | We're getting complaints about the Abstract Expressionist burger. | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
2112 | For the last time, Dylan, Tabasco sauce does not go with waterlilies. | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
2113 | No. Fishing in front of Monet's 1917 "Water Lillies", grilling is in front of 1865 "Luncheon on the Grass". | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
2114 | "Impossibly rare, please. | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
2115 | A struggling artist's Plan B. | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 94 | 26 | 2 |
2116 | A true artiste shouldn't need sauce! | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
2117 | Not Monet! Renoir! | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
2118 | I'll have mine rare ... no, wait -- one of a kind! | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
2119 | Post-Impressionism hall says they want another 4 with cheese. | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
2120 | Our newest addition to the Living Artists collection is “BBQ Time in America.” | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2121 | I came here to see rare works of art, but these are only medium rare. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2122 | I said al fresco not by the fresco | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2123 | Mushrooms are available by the Rothkos. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2124 | Throw on some more lighter fluid, I love shouting, Fire in the Hole." | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2125 | ‘He preferred the installation that served curry’ | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2126 | The sign says 'baroque.' | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2127 | I don’t care if it is performance art, you got mustard on the Monet! | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
2128 | Timmy, STOP! The CADMIUM YELLOW MUSTARD IS TOXIC! | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2129 | No no no! Performance art is on the third floor! | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2130 | Hey, no performance art in here! You guys are to the left of the foyer. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2131 | Two Warhols pronto, one with the pink bun, the other with extra ketchup. | 1.2455 | 0.05354 | 110 | 90 | 13 | 7 |
2132 | Sir, you know damn well the Impressionists were vegetarians! | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2133 | I said baroque not barbecue! | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
2134 | ‘ Greg! I’ve told you a hundred times THIS IS NOT OK!’ | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2135 | Can I get those to Van Gogh? | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2136 | Hey, buddy! You sauced it, you bought it! | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2137 | Your camembert burger may be avant-garde, ethereal, and tasteful, but it’s still not art! | 1.2453 | 0.04408 | 106 | 81 | 24 | 1 |
2138 | I'm warning you: these people have no taste. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2139 | Sir, the trustees rejected your proposal to turn the gallery into a "Grillery" last week - please don't make me call the police again. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2140 | Hey, kid! No touching the artwork! | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2141 | Ed, the only things we like to roast around here are derivative Surrealists. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2142 | Ignore him, dad. Your art's not just well-done. Your medium's rare too. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2143 | The guys at the Last Supper insist their burgers are kosher! | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
2144 | How many times must I tell you, Culinary Arts is on the third floor! | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2145 | I keep telling you, only squeeze the mustard and ketchup in front of the Jackson Pollocks! | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
2146 | No Impressionistic Burgers allowed in the gallery!" | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2147 | Sorry, but you have to take that over to "Luncheon on the Grass"! | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2148 | No, Mark, the art of grilling doesn't count. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2149 | That Monet sees a drop of Dijon, and me and you take a walk to the Medieval Wing! Capeesh? | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2150 | Moving day at the White House | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2151 | A burger" was short for Anton Burger...idiots | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2152 | The barbecue bash is meant to be by the pond outside Alex,not in front of the pond painting | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2153 | Margie, the ‘Long Lost Americana’ exhibit is in here.. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2154 | For the last time, no performance art! | 1.2449 | 0.04366 | 98 | 74 | 24 | 0 |
2155 | The cafe asked for your impression of the menu, not your Impressionist menu. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2156 | Monet would not be impressed! | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2157 | Mona Lisa would like hers with cheese please | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2158 | PLEASE! Performance Art is on the second level, sir! | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
2159 | I hope you realize that Monet was a vegan. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2160 | You're an artwork. They're not supposed yo be real hamburgers. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2161 | I told you, the 'Cheeseburghers of Calais' reception is next month! | 1.2449 | 0.04366 | 98 | 74 | 24 | 0 |
2162 | The"Déjeuner sur l'Herbe" is in Gallery 3! | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2163 | It's not my problem that it's raining outside. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2164 | That will have to be to go. Closing in five minutes. | 1.2449 | 0.04601 | 98 | 75 | 22 | 1 |
2165 | Le Dejeuner Sur L'herbe is on the third level! | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2166 | Biggie WAS right! Mo Monet mo problems... | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
2167 | Contemporary art belongs in the east wing! | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2168 | Smoking is only permitted on the terrace. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2169 | Hey chef, we put the food court next to the Pollock exhibit for a reason! | 1.2447 | 0.05991 | 94 | 78 | 9 | 7 |
2170 | Sorry, Dada is upstairs. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2171 | It's not art AND it's not a sandwich! | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2172 | Can you direct me to the smoker section? | 1.2444 | 0.04639 | 135 | 109 | 19 | 7 |
2173 | Plein-air painting does not imply alfresco dining! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2174 | No, not THAT garden ! | 1.2444 | 0.04555 | 90 | 68 | 22 | 0 |
2175 | As convincing as the rendering may be, this is however, not your back yard. | 1.2443 | 0.04068 | 131 | 101 | 28 | 2 |
2176 | That’s 86 on the Warhol Campbell soup. Plenty of Last Supper meat, and push the Magritte apple. | 1.2443 | 0.04977 | 131 | 108 | 14 | 9 |
2177 | MASKS, PLEASE!! | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
2178 | Hold the water lillies on my burger | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
2179 | The customers in Primitive Art would like their steaks very very rare. | 1.2437 | 0.04769 | 119 | 95 | 19 | 5 |
2180 | The chef had no idea who Jackson Pollock was, but he took the curator's comments as a sign he'd finally entered the art world. | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
2181 | No eating the performance artwork! | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
2182 | Not the Monet, the Renoir “Luncheon Of The Boating Party”. | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
2183 | I said El Greco | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
2184 | That ketchup bottle is a Warhol! | 1.2435 | 0.05180 | 115 | 94 | 14 | 7 |
2185 | That's 'Not a Barbecue'! | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
2186 | I told you to stay in the Jackson Pollock wing. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
2187 | It’s mayonnaise, not Monet-onnaise! | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
2188 | Sur l'herbe! Sur l'herbe! | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
2189 | We don't do burgers with Manets, Sir. | 1.2432 | 0.05310 | 111 | 91 | 13 | 7 |
2190 | Excuse me! Stand behind the line cook. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
2191 | I like mine rare like the art. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
2192 | Medium-rare, with neoclassical grill marks please. | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
2193 | Take a note from Monet and go en plein air | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
2194 | You can’t grill in this bathroom, we shouldn't even have an art exhibit in here. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
2195 | Yes, there's Monet here, but the Burghers of Calais belong in the sculpture gallery. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
2196 | I said a hot dog with NO ketchup! What are you, a surrealist? | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
2197 | Sir, I find this offensive and provocative! You're hired!" Andy Chen Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
2198 | Put the truffle oil down, sir. This room is for the classics. | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
2199 | Stanley, what part of ‘Pizza with Picasso Day’ didn’t you understand? | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
2200 | The lady by the Dali can’t remember what she ordered...Guy by the Pollock says he’ll put his own ketchup on. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2201 | I'll have the Monet burger with a side of lily pads. | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
2202 | I said we need something thrilling in our concessions, not grilling near the Impressionists! | 1.2429 | 0.04519 | 140 | 113 | 20 | 7 |
2203 | This is a reminder to all visitors that you must obey the museum’s rules and a reminder that our list is incomplete. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2204 | Sir, this is the Impressionist Gallery. Modern Art is in the East Wing, you will have to set up your exhibit down there. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2205 | Sir, this is highly inappropriate! Please move your grill to the Rockwell exhibit, where it belongs! | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2206 | We do real art, not Performace Pieces, MOVE! | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2207 | Claude Monet was a master of marinades. You, sir, are no Monet! | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2208 | If he's not buying he's not eating! | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2209 | Don’t let your grease oil get on that water color masterpiece. | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
2210 | Exorbitant admission pricing and timed entry does not make this a sporting event! | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2211 | I don't care if your burgers are a work of art, there's no tailgating allowed in the museum. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2212 | I got an order for 2 dogs hold the mustard from the sculpture garden and a veggie burger with every from the modernist wing. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2213 | Come look at what they're grilling in the Giger exhibit | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2214 | Just a heads up some of the docents are vegans. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2215 | No! No! Barbecue by the haystacks! | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2216 | It may be a work of art, but it doesn't belong in here. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2217 | Throw the ketchup, mustard , mayo and what ever else you have on the bun for the person in front of the POLLOCK ! '' | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2218 | Any neophyte knows mustard does not go with Impressionism! | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
2219 | This is not what I meant when I asked you to put your Monet where your mouth is! | 1.2424 | 0.04182 | 132 | 103 | 26 | 3 |
2220 | But indoor dining is at 25% | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2221 | Excuse me sir, but Monet was vegan. | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
2222 | One with Dijon impasto and one baroque but no bun. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2223 | I need six more impossible burgers on gluten-free buns with organic arugula, artisinal catsup, and air-roasted heirloom onion rings. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2224 | Luncheon on the Grass" is in the Manet Gallery, not the Monet Galler | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2225 | Well Mister, where I come from frying hamburgers IS an art. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2226 | When I asked for a ballpark catering figure, this is NOT what I had in mind! | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
2227 | Croque Monsieur! | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2228 | Sir, these are rare pieces of art. Unlike your burger that's just well done | 1.2421 | 0.05933 | 95 | 79 | 9 | 7 |
2229 | I salute the tribute Sir, but let me remind you that Manet’s « Luncheon on the Grass » is on the 3rd floor Room 7. | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
2230 | I don't care WHAT Mr. Monet told you. | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
2231 | Hey! I ordered friezes with my burger! | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2232 | Contemporary art exhibition is on the third floor! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2233 | We need 2 more in the Van Gogh room. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2234 | Hurry up on those 2 Monet Water Lily Burgers and add 1 Matisse Blue Nude Burger | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2235 | Please don’t eat the performance art! | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
2236 | If you get one drop of barbeque sauce on the water lilies you're out of here, got it | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
2237 | I'll have wat-er lil-he's havin' | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
2238 | I've always liked a burger with Mon-naise! | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
2239 | This is the MET gallery. You want the meat | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
2240 | The curator didn’t seem to share Fred’s enthusiasm for abstract expressionism and mustard | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
2241 | Relax in a Garden in Giverny" was a marketing slogan, not an invitation to barbeque | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
2242 | This is not a place for performance art! That’s next door. | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
2243 | Someone should really move the security guard exhibit out of the way | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
2244 | Bankrupt galleries and new restaurants are popping up on every damn block these days. | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
2245 | I'm sorry sir, this is the liberal arts section. The conservative arts section is over to the right. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
2246 | What in the world do you think you’re doing?! This is the Vegan Wing! | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
2247 | Hey! There's no smoking indoors! | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
2248 | Excuse me, do you have a permit for that?? | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
2249 | Claude's Maison de Hamburgers is now open, everybody! | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2250 | I oughta throw you out, but now's the time for unity. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2251 | How many times do I have to tell you that the Impressionist gallery is vegetarian only? | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
2252 | People want the culinary artist as a young man in there. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
2253 | Grilling hamburgers in the gallery DOES NOT make you an artist! | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2254 | Sir, is that a glass bottle in your hand? | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2255 | Hey! I said permission to see Pollock not potluck! | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
2256 | Today's exhibit- The Art Of Tailgating." | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2257 | I need a Botticelli burger, Picasso potatoes, and a Cezanne salad to go. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2258 | I already told you, ridiculous conceptual pieces paid for with obscenely large corporate grants are in the CONTEMPORARY wing! The CONTEMPORARY wing!!! | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2259 | Monsieur, this room is for sautéing only! | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2260 | Give me two medium burgers and a side of water lilies. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2261 | Giverny or the Met, you can't do as you please without a mask! | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2262 | ...and as you enter this room you'll notice the multi-sensual impact of a modern interactive construction... | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2263 | Sunday Afternoon in the Park" re-enactments are in the Green Room only on Wednesdays and Fridays | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2264 | Excuse me, the charcoal on canvas exhibit was last week. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2265 | A couple more Picasso's with manchego! | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2266 | It's Sunday afternoon and you're supposed to be at the Island of La Grande Jatte. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2267 | Gimme one dejeuner sur l'herbe | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2268 | When I said that art is found in everyday things, I didn’t mean that literally! | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2269 | Someone carried off the Oldenburger! | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2270 | Sir, this is not the place for exhibitionists! | 1.2404 | 0.04427 | 104 | 80 | 23 | 1 |
2271 | I think your burgers are a little over-Cezzanne’d | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2272 | Have you seen my palette? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2273 | Quinton! Come here at once. You've placed the 'Surrealist Dining' sculpture in the wrong location again! | 1.2400 | 0.04873 | 125 | 102 | 16 | 7 |
2274 | I'm going to give you one Monet to leave! | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2275 | It's performance art! | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
2276 | You are needed in the Jackson Pollack exhibition. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2277 | Déjeuner sur L'herbe is in the next room. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2278 | If that burger is a work of art you're not supposed to touch it! | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2279 | Sir, that art installment belongs back in the Modern Art wing! | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
2280 | This gallery is reserved for Grill Impression burgers in their purest form. Dripping ketchup or mustard can be done at the Pollock collection on the 3rd floor. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2281 | Take your performance art outside! | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2282 | Breakfast will be served next to the Bacon. And for desserts you can go over to Thiebaud. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
2283 | In front of Monet's Water Lilies, a man in a chef's hat is grilling burgers for a child, who holds a plate expectantly. The manager of the gallery wags his finger and screams, while two visitors ignore the scene in favor of the paintings before them. | 1.2397 | 0.05119 | 121 | 100 | 13 | 8 |
2284 | Two dozen more for the Warhol Coca-Colas exhibit. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
2285 | We’ve been reopened for ONE day...! | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
2286 | So I am expected to grill "en plein air"? | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2287 | If you don't mind I would rather have you do your cooking by the Pollock's" | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2288 | Sir, that level of sizzling is only allowed in the American Wing. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2289 | Now in this gallery, we have mixed media pieces- Meet the artist Al Fresco, who is known for his works combining painting with dining. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2290 | I don’t care if it’s got ‘monetonnaise’, the Francis Bacon burgers belong in the Expressionism wing! | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2291 | Ordering 5 cubist burgers and 2 surrealistic dogs | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2292 | Time to feed these people's mouths instead of their eyes. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2293 | So now your telling me food is Art? | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2294 | You can't have American BBQ along with 19th-century French Impressionist paintings! This is insanity! | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2295 | Don't play innocent Sir, I saw you touch the painting ! | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2296 | It’s okay, my son tells me this is called “interactive” art | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2297 | We have a Barbizon collection. We don't have a barbecue gallery. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
2298 | One Manet Burger...And hold the lily pad...Please?! | 1.2393 | 0.04953 | 117 | 95 | 16 | 6 |
2299 | Excuse me. The name “Giverneyburger” has been taken. | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
2300 | "Hey! When I said 'well done', I was referring to the art!" | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2301 | Seriously? When I said you could set up by the lake, I meant outside, not by the painting! | 1.2391 | 0.06059 | 92 | 77 | 8 | 7 |
2302 | I said to charge money, not Monet | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2303 | This is a refined establishment. Only steaks, not burgers. | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
2304 | This is not what I meant when I said to make the exhibit family friendly! | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
2305 | They're a little overdone to be considered works of art, pal! | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
2306 | Forget the kid, I got some hungry "potato eaters" that are crawling off the wall in here. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2307 | Give me a double. No Manets. | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
2308 | Can you do an impression of a burger that's not burnt? | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
2309 | I thought rules were clear: only take away until further notice. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2310 | Please Exit Through the Gift Shop | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
2311 | I told you! Not by the Monet! By the Bosch! | 1.2388 | 0.04127 | 134 | 105 | 26 | 3 |
2312 | Three rare cheeseburgers; I'll pay you later when I get the Monet. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2313 | I said rare! | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2314 | Hey chef, make my burger a work of art! | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2315 | Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe is in the next room. You want Manet, not Monet. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2316 | I thought I smelled a forgery! | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2317 | Unbelievable. The only condition was not next to the Water Lilies. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
2318 | Monet used daffodil yellow, not mustard! | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
2319 | Hey, hurry up my order! We're not here to pause and reflect, you know. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2320 | Hey, I was next! | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2321 | Whatever your impression, the Burghers of Calais shouldn't be here, but with the Six Guys in the next room. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2322 | For the last time, Sir! I wasn’t being abstract when I told you that no amount of Monet will allow you to be in here! | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
2323 | . "I don't want hear anymore about 'food is art'...." | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2324 | Call yourself an artist? Mine was way over-cooked. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
2325 | It's 'gild the lily' not grill near them! | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
2326 | I'll take my contemporary piece medium rare, hold the criticism. | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
2327 | When I said to leave room for relishing the Monet, I didn't mean literally. | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
2328 | Make that two Renoits,one Matisse and hold the Van Gogh! | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
2329 | Chef, there's a person in the Jackson Pollock room who just wants to play around with the ketchup and mustard. | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
2330 | Pizza is now available in the Modern wing. | 1.2381 | 0.04390 | 105 | 81 | 23 | 1 |
2331 | The Life as a Hamburger performance art exhibit closed last month. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2332 | No, no, no - this is way beyond burger! | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
2333 | Sir - for the last time. This floor is for vegan-only performance art. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2334 | There's no way I'm buying your so-called impression of a steak. | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
2335 | The real crime is that overdone burger. | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
2336 | We sold the backyard to save the business. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2337 | I swear to God if you set the sprinklers off I’m gonna be sooo mad! | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2338 | We only allow vegan performance art. | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
2339 | I will respect you as a performance artist more if you give me a burger. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
2340 | You can't do that here! That sign there clearly says, "Ceci n'est pas une pipe." | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
2341 | Dang it, Bill, it’s just a grilled hamburger it’s not a work of art! | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2342 | I don't know much about hamburgers but I know I like cheese on it. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2343 | This new modern art exhibit smells delicious! | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2344 | Ok, grilling may be an art, but it's not one we display here... | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2345 | Enjoy some Burghers," I said. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2346 | I said "Mastering the Art of French Looking! | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2347 | It's not part of lunch if it's taped to the wall. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2348 | 'Jerry, when I said that you needed to bring more meat to the grill, I was not being literal!!' | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2349 | If you are going to squeeze the mustard so hard, move your cart to VanDa's "Field of Dandelions." | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
2350 | You can't do that here! Go to Manet's "Dejeuner sur l'herbe" | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
2351 | Now that's a rare piece of art! Medium-rare... | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
2352 | I'll have the Monet burger - hold the lily pads! | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
2353 | Alfred, the memo clearly stated the outreach barbecue was set to take place on the rooftop garden, not Monet's garden. | 1.2373 | 0.05202 | 118 | 98 | 12 | 8 |
2354 | You better not put that oil on canvas! | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2355 | Take your installation out of Impressionism and up to Pretentious Sculpture where it belongs! | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2356 | Distancing also applies to the Monet | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
2357 | Performance art is across the street at the Museum of Modern Art! | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2358 | I said, "NO DOGS ALLOWED!" | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2359 | You can’t BBQ by a Monet with a ketchup bottle—that’s Pollock. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2360 | I'll have some monnaise with that, please. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
2361 | Excuse me sir there is no grilling in the museum!” “But the sign only says no smoking | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2362 | If you added some mixed greens to that, it would be a masterpiece. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2363 | Nice try mister! I just got off the phone with the artist herself and she said you are definitely NOT part of the exhibit! | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
2364 | I don't care who you were 'informed by.' Take it somewhere else. | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
2365 | Billy; what you are you doing? You know we are vegan! | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
2366 | Excuse me sir! I’ll take mine medium. | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
2367 | Order for Mr. Cruise. One Top Gauguin burger and one Show Me the Monet! | 1.2366 | 0.04446 | 131 | 105 | 21 | 5 |
2368 | How many times do I have to tell you? No performance art on the Impressionists floor! | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2369 | ‘Nothing kills artistic hunger quicker than a “well done”.’ | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2370 | This is the vegan wing!! | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2371 | I don’t care if they are ‘waterlilies’, if you don’t get the barbecue out of here I’m going to show you a great impression of movement as part of the human experience. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2372 | En plein air, s'il vous plait! | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
2373 | Jackson Pollock's career as a grill cook was short-lived. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2374 | No no no. You're supposed to be doing the atmosphere for Dejeuner sur l herbe! | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
2375 | Jesus, Bill. Your burgers are not the masterpieces you think they are! | 1.2364 | 0.05314 | 110 | 91 | 12 | 7 |
2376 | Sir I must insist you serve FRENCH fries! | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2377 | My child appreciates a rare masterpiece | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2378 | Sir, that better not be Van Goat you’re grilling. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
2379 | We’re MoMA and we only sell hotdogs, goddamn it, hotdogs! | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
2380 | Hey-- only in front of the Seurat picnic painting! | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2381 | No, no, no! You can only tape raw meat to the gallery wall - once it's cooked it's worthless! | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
2382 | I said set up for the Baroque period exhibit! | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2383 | Sir, when we said “Lunch with an Artist” we didn’t mean burgers with the Monet. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2384 | Nice try, Jeff Koons! | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2385 | I said mayonnaise,not Monet! | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2386 | Pinot and prompts, malbec and Magritte, vino and vinyasa, merlot and Matisse, sure, but mustard and Monet? | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2387 | And a round of veggie burgers for the impressionist room. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
2388 | I'll take one with tomato and water lily. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2389 | Is that your impression if catering a field trip? | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2390 | If you say rare, surreal rare one more time you're outta here! | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2391 | No, I am not violating your First Amendment rights by telling you not to hold a barbecue in the Louvre | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
2392 | Grilling is only permitted in the post contemporary area! | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2393 | When I told you to set up the grill next to the water, that's NOT what I meant! | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
2394 | Remind me - is it Manet or Monet who likes hamburgers? | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2395 | Now this is a performance piece—dinner and a show! | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2396 | I’m sorry Zed, I don’t care if it’s not meat | 1.2358 | 0.04175 | 123 | 96 | 25 | 2 |
2397 | Hey, chef! Show me the Monet! | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2398 | Performance art is on the third floor! | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
2399 | Didn't you see the No Smoking sign? | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2400 | I'll take mine artistic. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2401 | I told you , experimental art only on the first floor | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2402 | We want these people to keep drinking the free wine and spending money, so give the kids as many burgers as they want to keep them from bothering their parents. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2403 | Jenkins, you idiot! I said, 'Be sure to LOOK OUT for kids when they get too close to the paintings!" | 1.2353 | 0.04445 | 102 | 79 | 22 | 1 |
2404 | Those folks by the "Luncheon of the Boating Party" are still waiting for their burgers. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
2405 | The painter wants you to return his oils. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2406 | Performance art is on the first floor. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2407 | Hey! You can't make MONEY here | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
2408 | claude was vegetarian! | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2409 | Six Calais burgers, extra cheese! | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
2410 | What do you think you're doing? You could get mayonnaise all over the Monets! | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
2411 | Meet our newest art history PhD. | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
2412 | Son, how many times do I have to tell you - do not touch the sculpture! | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
2413 | Tonight’s showing is on fresco, not al fresco! | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
2414 | I'll take two burghers - the name's Rodin | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
2415 | Is that mustard on the Monet? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2416 | Do not feed that child until he explains this Jackson Pollock to me! | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2417 | I get the impression you are in the wrong gallery. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2418 | Museum closes in 10 minutes. Time to toast your buns! | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2419 | There's 12 hungry men in the next room that could use a burger for their Last Supper | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2420 | Move your barbie away from the Monet | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2421 | I don't care that you're the "grillmaster." | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2422 | The boss says go easy on the Cézanne-ing. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2423 | Sir,I've been to Giverny! Mssr. Monet hated barbecue sauce from a bottle! | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2424 | I'll have water lily leaves and mustard om mine. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
2425 | If they weren't Impossible Burgers, we might allow them, but forgeries have no place in this gallery. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
2426 | I'll take one droll commentary on the voracious appetite of consumer culture, rare, with mustard and relish. | 1.2342 | 0.05270 | 111 | 92 | 12 | 7 |
2427 | They've run out of hotdog buns up in Old Masters. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
2428 | I don't care if your kid is hungry, it's part of Jeff Koons "Banality" series! | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
2429 | ''Get out and take that painting with you, Mr. Monet!" | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
2430 | Grey Poupon or get out! | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
2431 | On second thought, no mustard. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
2432 | Don’t make me tell you again...only Grey Poupon in the French impressionists section! | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
2433 | Your “Study in Charcoal” should be in with the sketches. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2434 | LILY PADS NOT LILY PATTIES | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2435 | What art thou doing?! | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2436 | He's insistent that we move away from the Monet, adamant the Bacon in the next gallery is the appropriate choice. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
2437 | I don't care if it was Monet's favorite meal! | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
2438 | be sure to make enough for everyone! | 1.2339 | 0.04146 | 124 | 97 | 25 | 2 |
2439 | Pardon, Monseiur; that painting is two million franks! | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2440 | Duchamp your urinal was groundbreaking but a grill? | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
2441 | One burger medium rare lettuce tomato and mayonnaise. One hot dog all the way. And one order of truite saute' sauce amere, traditional. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2442 | What part of "no indoor dining" was unclear to you? | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2443 | You are supposed to be at the Pollack. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2444 | I said I wanted rare, not collector's piece! | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2445 | Excuse me! All charcoal art is supposed to be on display in Gallery #3 | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2446 | It is 'rare' to to see such a great 'medium' being displayed - 'well done'! | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2447 | NO Plein Air barbecuing allowed....don't make me call MOMA! | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2448 | I don’t care if indoor dining has been opened | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2449 | Sunday in the Park with George. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2450 | If you're going to make such a mess at least doing it in the Pollack exhibit! | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2451 | My palette is screaming DaVinci and all you have is Warhollandaise. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
2452 | What? Cooking isn't art? | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2453 | I told you to go next to our outdoor pond, not next to Monet's most famous pond! | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
2454 | Monet will have his with Dijon, Swiss, and cornichons on the side. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2455 | That's not what we meant when we said "marinate in the art". | 1.2333 | 0.04223 | 120 | 94 | 24 | 2 |
2456 | Smoke on the water lilies | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2457 | I don't care if your burgers leave a good "impression" – your work is clearly Realism... | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
2458 | For the last time — grilling is not an art! | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2459 | I told you before and I'll say it again - this is NOT performance art! | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2460 | That bbq is going to cost both of us a lot of Monet | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2461 | Your medium is no message. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2462 | two fried water lilies, hold the mustard and side of pond ga | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2463 | Two more from the van Gogh exhibit room, no cheese. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2464 | Conceptual art is outdoors only! | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2465 | Two Van Gogh dogs and a Picasso burger! | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2466 | Daddy,the neighborhood is changing. Is this what they call gentrification? | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
2467 | Good news, your "Up in Smoke" piece has been sold to Trump for 304 million. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2468 | How many times do I have to tell you?Your burgers are are NOT a masterpiece. | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2469 | Another artist that was grilled during his time | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
2470 | "One rare art burger and one well-done. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
2471 | Due to the weather the live art installation was moved indoors | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
2472 | Last call for beans and corn down in 19th Century. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
2473 | Only you can prevent museum fires," said Smokey, the bear of curators | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
2474 | If you get mayonnaise on one more Monet, so help me... | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
2475 | Sir, this is Water Lilies, 1916. Not The Last Supper. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
2476 | I have an opinion about this! | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
2477 | You're in the wrong place. You're supposed to be in front of Botticelli's La Mappa dell'Inferno, around the corner. | 1.2326 | 0.04472 | 129 | 104 | 20 | 5 |
2478 | Sir, please don't touch the exhibits! | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2479 | Get sauce on the lilies dude, and you’ll be cooked next! | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2480 | Don’t get me wrong. We certainly appreciate authenticity with our performance artists. It is just that we have noticed mustard stains on both the Monet and Pollock. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2481 | Gimme mixed media on brioche. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2482 | Art is Food and Food is Art! | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2483 | Keep those water lilies away from the hamburgers. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2484 | Excuse me sir, but no one is allowed to make money off of Monet but us. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2485 | If you have a flare up, there's lots of water under the lily pads. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2486 | Suburban art is on level 3! | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2487 | Rockwell is in the other room! | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2488 | Unique, I say, not rare! | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2489 | Somebody get those patties away from the lily pads! | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2490 | Hey, you can't do that in here! This is the Impressionists. Performance Art is upstairs! | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2491 | Respect our American culture - no shoes, no service! | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2492 | Hey, this is impressionism, not realism! | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2493 | Covid protocol does not allow indoor eating. | 1.2321 | 0.05071 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
2494 | Garden Burgers! Garden Burgers! Not Burgers in a Garden! | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2495 | Take that performance art outside! | 1.2321 | 0.05071 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
2496 | The sprinklers just don't get avant-garde grilling! | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2497 | The Munch room is on the 2nd floor! | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
2498 | Classical Meal-ism | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
2499 | I don’t have a caption, I just want to say how delightful this cartoon is ❤️ | 1.2320 | 0.04969 | 125 | 104 | 13 | 8 |
2500 | And don't put any more ears in the Van Gogh salad! | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2501 | Fran Liebowitz says if you can eat it it’s not art! | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2502 | Where's that koi burger I ordered half an hour ago? | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2503 | Those of you with tickets to the Claude Monet water lily exhibit including fine dining, please enter here. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2504 | I told you -- Culinary Arts is in Studio C. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2505 | Can I get a free burger? I know they cost money but I don’t have any Monet, | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2506 | I could do that! | 1.2316 | 0.05689 | 95 | 79 | 10 | 6 |
2507 | I'll take mine like these paintings... rare!" | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2508 | Only if it’s your impression of a hamburger | 1.2316 | 0.05689 | 95 | 79 | 10 | 6 |
2509 | Don’t forget, Peter, the bottled water’s $4 extra | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2510 | How dare you! The mustard goes below the meat! | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2511 | It's not art if you use pre-made patties. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
2512 | Let me tell you, painting at this level is no picnic. | 1.2315 | 0.05361 | 108 | 90 | 11 | 7 |
2513 | Performance Art is in the North Wing! | 1.2315 | 0.05197 | 108 | 89 | 13 | 6 |
2514 | Hey, make mine a burnt sienna on a raw umber bun! | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2515 | You do realize it's meatless Monday? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2516 | I’d say my art isn’t exactly rare, more like medium-rare. Occasionally well-done. | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2517 | Sir we’re going to have to ask you to leave. If you’ve got extra, I’d take a burger before you leave | 1.2315 | 0.04284 | 108 | 84 | 23 | 1 |
2518 | Be careful, we don't have Monet to burn here! | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2519 | I'll take mine with a water lily on the side. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2520 | This is The Met, not The Meat. | 1.2314 | 0.05083 | 121 | 101 | 12 | 8 |
2521 | Ketchup is not canon! | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2522 | You performance artists belong in the cafeteria! | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2523 | Not another Francis Bacon pop-up! | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2524 | Just because we call this gala Paintings in the Park doesn't mean you can have a barbecue. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
2525 | Because the Food Chanel said you're an artist on the grill! | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2526 | Once again, the museum’s preferences to food as a medium is rare! | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2527 | Hey buddy. When I told you to take it outside, I meant ‘real outside.’ The Water Lilies are just ‘pretend outside.’ | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
2528 | The Last Supper exhibition opens next week! | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2529 | Get out! A museum is no place for artisans! | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2530 | Hey Tommy, you've got to see the exhibition before you have dinner | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2531 | How much Monet for a dog with the works? | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2532 | Some people just don’t get modern art | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2533 | Hey, performance art is to be done down the hall! | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
2534 | I hate the new Museum Cafe. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2535 | Seriously!? Andy Warhol’s exhibit is down the hall, sir! | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2536 | still life 2021 | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2537 | Can you scrape together one more Koi burger? | 1.2302 | 0.04668 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
2538 | I don’t care if the mustard is lily-colored! | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
2539 | My dad always told me cooking was an artform, but I didn't think he would take it this far. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2540 | Sir, I said no flash! | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2541 | Hey, no catsup allowed in the Monet gallery. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2542 | I've been looking all over for you, Harvey. I said I wanted mayonnaise on the side -- not Manets. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2543 | Hey! You can't stay there. Contemporary Grilling, Kingsford and Weber on the third floor. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2544 | Can you make triangle burgers? The abstract exhibit is down. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2545 | Post-modern performance art representing Western idealism of colonial suburbanism is upstairs! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2546 | Please go back to the primitive arts section. You’re upsetting the expressionists. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2547 | You come near my wife again, and I will fucking end you, I swear to God. Don't look at me like that. You know what I'm talking about. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2548 | Hey! Surrealist Art is on the 3rd floor. | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
2549 | I don't care how artistic your grilling skills are, it's still a fire code violation. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2550 | I did Not say that your grilling was an art form! | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2551 | Is the Monet organic? | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2552 | Cartwright,Cartwright! | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2553 | I love your performance piece. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2554 | If I have to clean mustard off of Water Lilies one more time...! | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2555 | Tableaux are taboo,you two! | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2556 | I'll have the Vincent van BurGogh | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
2557 | Two hotdogs, hold the Monet | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2558 | For the last time, please take this down to abstract expressionism if you’re gonna get fancy | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2559 | You’ve got it all wrong! Fly-fishing by the Water Lillies. BBQs by Le Dejeuner sur L’Herbe. On your left and down the hall to the right. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
2560 | HEY, this is a botanical exhibition, those better be vegan! | 1.2294 | 0.04446 | 109 | 86 | 21 | 2 |
2561 | You're not allowed to give out rare works. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
2562 | Here we have a panoramic view of the once starving artist. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2563 | I'll take one medium-rare, with lotus and tomato. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
2564 | Game Day at MOMA | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2565 | Idiot! I said in front of the Manet. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2566 | Hey, there's no smoking in here! | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2567 | The woman in the Impressionists said her burger was a little too pink inside. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2568 | There's a sundae bar in front of the Thiebaud. | 1.2292 | 0.05826 | 96 | 81 | 8 | 7 |
2569 | Performance art is now on the fourth floor. | 1.2290 | 0.04136 | 131 | 104 | 24 | 3 |
2570 | I don't care how lifelike it is,no cooking in front of the Monet! | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2571 | Vincent Van Gogh away | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2572 | It would be surreal if you could make mine medium rare. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
2573 | Gimme one van Gogh, medium rare, heavy on the Monetonnaise. | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
2574 | The damn CO alarm is annoying, but that burger was high art. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
2575 | Masks must be worn in the museum please! | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
2576 | I'm sure it's delicious, but I didn't think you meant a culinary arts exhibition. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2577 | Johnny, this isn't what I meant when I told you to serve the public. | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
2578 | You may have perfected your burgers to an art form, but this is not the performance art wing. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2579 | Those burgers better be vegan, buddy! | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2580 | Why aren’t any of us wearing masks?!? | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2581 | The sign reads craft area not cafeteria. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2582 | You know that Monet was a vegan! | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2583 | This charming AMERICAN BACKT YARD evokes memories better forgotten. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2584 | For the last time, no performance pieces!! | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2585 | Hey; you’re in the wrong place. The Art of the Grill is in the next hallway over. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2586 | Sir! No mustard on the Monet! | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2587 | I really hope your last name is Pollock. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2588 | I will take mine as well done as a Rembrandt! | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2589 | WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD SELL BURGERS IN MY FUCKING ART GALLERY. PACK UP YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT!" | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
2590 | There is an Andy Warhol "Campbell Soup" table available. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2591 | I told you before, performance art is in the east wing! | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2592 | Only dijonaise on the French masters! | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2593 | Well, it is pretty surreal. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2594 | The Director wants one medium rare. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2595 | I'm sorry, but your work just doesn't cut the mustard anymore. | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
2596 | Two burgers and two dogs for the Surrealism exhibit | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
2597 | No bun; I’m on a keto kick. | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
2598 | for the last time, the modern art museum is across the street! | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
2599 | next in line for the vaccine | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
2600 | I love that new piece “dog grilling” Its so real. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
2601 | The modern art museum is across the street. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
2602 | You were supposed to set up by the picture of Joan of Arc being burned at the steak. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2603 | A starving artist is creative and inspired. Stop feeding them. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2604 | I've told you before, performance art is on the 3rd floor! | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2605 | Two burgers for the guards in gallery five, and a hot dog for me. | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2606 | Sir! This is not what was meant by “accessibility” | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2607 | Grill life with patties, buns and condiments (2021) | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2608 | Francis wants Bacon! | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2609 | I'll try an impressionist’s burger. Those abstract ones weren't filling. | 1.2276 | 0.04443 | 123 | 99 | 20 | 4 |
2610 | Featuring work from Kansas City artists does not mean we're looking for a KC Masterpiece. | 1.2276 | 0.04443 | 123 | 99 | 20 | 4 |
2611 | No outsider food allowed! | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2612 | Your work left a poor taste in my mouth | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
2613 | Two double cheese cubic burgers in the Picasso room. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2614 | How many times do I have to tell you? You're going to have to get your own canvas if you use the squirt bottles. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2615 | Dang it, Craig. I meant a grille! With an "E"! | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2616 | Is it mayonnaise or Manet? I can never remember. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2617 | HEY! No Outsider food! | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2618 | Hey! Get those brats outta here! | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2619 | Hey! Grillin' is fine, but taping a hotdog to the wall is not, buddy! | 1.2269 | 0.04036 | 119 | 93 | 25 | 1 |
2620 | Mr. Pollack, please! | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2621 | I just love this trompe l’oeil you’ve done around the pond! | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2622 | I specifically said ‘next to the pond,’ not next to a painting of a pond! | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2623 | Charcoal art goes in the east wing. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2624 | If you are using BBQ sauce, move to the room with the Jackson Pollock. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2625 | I think the squirts of ketchup actually made it look better though... | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2626 | At least grill in front of the Gauguins! Monet doesn't deserve this! | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2627 | Do you accept credit card or cash-Monet? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2628 | There are 1%ers who are waiting for seconds. | 1.2266 | 0.03877 | 128 | 100 | 27 | 1 |
2629 | I'll have the special Monet burger with extra Pollock sauce and hold the Warhol. | 1.2266 | 0.04602 | 128 | 105 | 17 | 6 |
2630 | Your mustard’s turned the Monet into French’s Impressionism! | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2631 | Enough with the rare, Pablo!! Medium-well is what they want!! | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
2632 | That's not our kind of rare! | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
2633 | Sorry, American contemporary displays are one level above. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2634 | Four to go for the Manet party! | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
2635 | I said ketchup on the waterlilies, not mustard! | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
2636 | Unless your name is Jackson Pollock, hold your fire! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2637 | No, no- I said next to the mayonnaise not the Monets!” @msil510 | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2638 | I know what I like--well done. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2639 | Brilliant. I’ll take it! | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
2640 | For the last time, I said I wanted a Basquiat exhibit, NOT a barbecue exhibit. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
2641 | It's performance grilling. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2642 | You're really creating an air of verisimilitude for "'The Great Fire of London' in the next gallery. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2643 | The hamburger man will be leaving in 15 minutes. | 1.2258 | 0.04411 | 124 | 100 | 20 | 4 |
2644 | You need to move that to our kinetic art exhibit room ". | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2645 | I said "get out" not "cook out!" | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2646 | One with ketchup, mustard --and hold the abstract stuff. | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
2647 | No outside food allowed in the gallery cafe OR ANYWHERE ELSE! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2648 | I told you to barbecue by the Gauguin! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2649 | Put that away you're suppose to be a starving artist | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2650 | This is Pre-war French Impressionism. You belong in Pre-Covid American Iconography. | 1.2255 | 0.04158 | 102 | 79 | 23 | 0 |
2651 | « Médium » is the message ! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2652 | I said, “by my daughter Billie’s,” not “the Water Lillies!” | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2653 | This is impressionism; only french food please | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2654 | Hey - performance art is down the hall! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2655 | Art is meant to be savored, not eaten! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2656 | . . . and MAGA does not stand for Make Art Greasy Again! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2657 | I'm a vegan! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2658 | -Excuse me sir, can you take your instalation to the performative area? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2659 | Wrong! It’s the grilled veggies by the Monet and the burgers by the Kahlo! | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2660 | CHARCOAL IS ON 4. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2661 | 1 Rauschenburger and hold the Freud Frites! | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2662 | The Edvard Munch exhibit has nothing to do with food! | 1.2252 | 0.05382 | 111 | 94 | 9 | 8 |
2663 | At least the 'Piss Christ' guy washed his hands! | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
2664 | You need to get into your van and go! | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
2665 | 'I said "flip burgers to get MONEY" not Monet' | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
2666 | when you call it ‘impossible,’ do you mean on an existential level? | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2667 | Excuse me.... but it looks like you got ketchup all over the Jackson Pollack! | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
2668 | Picnickers only in the Manet room. | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2669 | 'Pop' art is not Dad's burgers. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2670 | I’ll tell you what I told the guys with the salsa bar – take it outside! | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2671 | Have some respect! Where's the baguette? Figs? Camembert? | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2672 | Are you the guy who set up the all-you-can-eat potato salad tureen next to the Pissarro? | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2673 | Grill with your Kid at Work Day” was last wee | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2674 | All hats must be removed and checked into the cloak room! | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2675 | Cooking as an Art Form” venue is two blocks down | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2676 | I don't care if barbecuing is an art. You're turning this exhibit into a scratch and sniff. | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
2677 | Two Mona burgers and a Klee-dog!" | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2678 | Museum closes at 5, take it al fresco! | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2679 | Another Rare exhibit! | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2680 | You Idiot! I told you to start grilling in the *Manet* gallery! | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2681 | Vite, vite! I'm having lunch under 'Les Demoiselles d'Avignon', c'est soir! | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2682 | I thought we agreed that fish goes better with Waterlilies. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2683 | Sir, if you're going to get mustard all over our paintings would you mind moving your grill down to our Jackson Pollock collection? | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2684 | Can you deliver to the luncheon of the boating party? | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2685 | On ne parle pas franglais! | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2686 | Despite what you may have read in a magazine, grilling is not a fine art! | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2687 | I’ll take mine medium rare, the way Gogh intended | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2688 | Excuse me! This is the Impressionist wing! Relational Aesthetics is downstairs! | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2689 | How many times have I said that your physical performance of "American Dad BBQs for Son: A critque on the American Dream" does not belong in the Impressionists section?! | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
2690 | George! A grill by the Monet does not qualify as outdoor dining! . | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
2691 | What gave you the impression that grill marks are art? | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2692 | Maybe you missed the ‘no smoking’ sign. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2693 | Sir, culinary art is hardly art, and it does not belong here! | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2694 | Burning cow with coal GASP! Satire on sign of the times | 1.2241 | 0.05061 | 116 | 97 | 12 | 7 |
2695 | I said NO ONIONS, Rembrandt! | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2696 | I know surrealism when I see it and I say, hold the mustard ! | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2697 | Not there! In between the Potato Eaters and the Bacons will make the better impression! | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2698 | Hey van Gogh, easy on the ballpark mustard. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2699 | Hey, you asked how the art made me feel, I felt hungry. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2700 | I said watch out for burglars not cook some burgers! | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2701 | Hey! I told you to set-up in the Dali exhibit! | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2702 | Charcoal is on display in the next gallery. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2703 | Cooking is an art, you know. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2704 |