Contest #742


Cartoon

742

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “That’s a rare medium. Well done.”
  2. “Fine, but no flash photography.”
  3. “I could’ve made that!”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-01-31T15:38:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-02-21T15:41:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-02-08T15:40:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 15 & 22, 2021
Number of captions 5853
Number of responses 669427
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Sir, this is the Met. The Mets are down the street. 1.8985 0.02319 1113 395 436 282
1 This is the watercolor gallery. We don't allow charcoal here. 1.8940 0.02274 1236 467 433 336
2 That’s not how artist-in-residence works. 1.8789 0.02727 834 315 305 214
3 You are under the wrong impression, sir. 1.8152 0.02353 1169 506 373 290
4 Make mine rare, but not priceless. 1.7943 0.02501 982 423 338 221
5 This is watercolors. Charcoals are the next room over. 1.7140 0.02151 1084 471 452 161
6 I’ll have the Rauschenburger. 1.7119 0.02326 1062 502 364 196
7 Well sir, normally I WOULD call the police, but someone just bought you and your son for $80,000! 1.7080 0.03324 548 269 170 109
8 That's a rare medium. Well done. 1.6958 0.02648 858 428 263 167
9 You could have been clearer when you said you worked in charcoal 1.6765 0.03356 473 227 172 74
10 Fine, but no flash photography. 1.6695 0.02521 947 493 274 180
11 I’ll take mine to Gogh 1.6648 0.04051 358 185 108 65
12 The lily pond outside, you idiot. 1.6646 0.02731 814 429 229 156
13 And here we see the stark contrast between a French Impressionist and an American Concessionist. 1.6400 0.02637 800 418 252 130
14 Sir, these are oils. Charcoal is upstairs. 1.6298 0.02525 705 337 292 76
15 Sir, everything in here is rare. 1.6286 0.02802 630 316 232 82
16 Mr. Warhol has the ketchup in the next gallery. 1.6259 0.02736 687 353 238 96
17 Anybody know where the cows from the Chagall paintings went? 1.6214 0.02840 700 380 205 115
18 When you've finished the burgers, I'll need a couple of Rubens. 1.6165 0.03483 412 212 146 54
19 You’re at the Met, not the Mets. 1.6139 0.02862 575 289 219 67
20 Sir, the event was called Meet at the Met, not Meat at the Met! 1.5810 0.03659 358 192 124 42
21 And in this room you will see an exceptionally talented artist who works only in charcoal. 1.5750 0.02842 560 296 206 58
22 There's a ketchup bottle in the Warhol room. 1.5740 0.02905 561 303 194 64
23 When I asked you to display Weber's best work, I meant Max Weber! 1.5714 0.03594 392 219 122 51
24 This is not what I had in mind when you said charcoal was your preferred medium 1.5664 0.03472 429 244 127 58
25 My five-year-old could have cooked that. 1.5655 0.03275 458 255 147 56
26 I’ll give you ten grand for that napkin with the ketchup stain. 1.5602 0.03258 498 289 139 70
27 I could’ve made that! 1.5466 0.03283 494 294 130 70
28 When I said the museum was full of "starving artists," I didn't mean it literally! 1.5403 0.03724 335 190 109 36
29 Two Jardin-burgers, hold the Manets, and we'd like it to Gogh. 1.5390 0.03735 410 255 89 66
30 ‘You thought we wouldn’t notice the mustard on the Pollock?’ 1.5379 0.03970 290 164 96 30
31 Nice try, but putting aged gouda on a burger doesn’t qualify you as a Dutch master. 1.5354 0.03683 325 182 112 31
32 No hats in the museum! 1.5260 0.03397 384 219 128 37
33 Pardon me but I think you've gotten the wrong impression. 1.5195 0.03770 333 197 99 37
34 When you said you'd be working with charcoal, we assumed Faber, not Weber. 1.5067 0.04634 225 137 62 26
35 No, it was the Mets that hired you! With an 's'! 1.5060 0.03827 332 203 90 39
36 No sir. You are not “an artist working in charcoal.” Shut it down! 1.5000 0.04094 290 179 77 34
37 Finally! Performance art I can swallow. 1.4980 0.04544 255 163 57 35
38 My six-year-old could have grilled those! 1.4970 0.03556 332 195 109 28
39 They reopened indoor dining AND museums, not indoor dining IN museums. 1.4943 0.04111 265 160 79 26
40 Everything in this gallery is rare—no exceptions. 1.4931 0.03792 290 171 95 24
41 "Are you working with charcoal?" 1.4925 0.03903 268 157 90 21
42 If you want a cheeseburger in this museum you’re going to have to buy one in the basement for $22 like everyone else! 1.4921 0.04031 315 201 73 41
43 I said to set up by the water lilies OUTSIDE. 1.4909 0.03813 328 204 87 37
44 This is derivative of your previous work ‘Outside of Costco’ 1.4900 0.04485 249 158 60 31
45 Sir this is The Met not The Mets 1.4859 0.04036 284 176 78 30
46 Sir, you have a permit to sell food at the Mets, not the Met! 1.4831 0.04031 296 187 75 34
47 Sir,you must silence your cell phone. 1.4817 0.04468 218 133 65 20
48 We're featuring artists who work in charcoal. 1.4807 0.03772 285 170 93 22
49 Hey! Charcoals are in the next gallery!" 1.4758 0.03656 248 140 98 10
50 I'll have a haught dog. 1.4755 0.04143 265 166 72 27
51 Yes, that's Monet's garden. But this ain't his patio. 1.4746 0.04389 236 148 64 24
52 Can I get it to Gogh? 1.4739 0.04184 249 154 72 23
53 This is French Impressionism. You need to move to Mid-Century Americana. 1.4737 0.04168 247 152 73 22
54 If you're going to spatter, move over next to the Pollock! 1.4735 0.03789 283 171 90 22
55 Ketchup is only allowed near the Jackson Pollock paintings. 1.4726 0.04628 201 124 59 18
56 No Smoking! 1.4715 0.03801 263 156 90 17
57 Your Burgers to Gogh exhibit needs to close NOW! 1.4713 0.04258 261 167 65 29
58 Pollock says he wants both mustard and ketchup on his. 1.4700 0.04075 283 181 71 31
59 No burgers here, only Reubens. 1.4683 0.04405 252 164 58 30
60 When I told you I wanted you to get me a Weber for the exhibition, I meant the painter! 1.4653 0.04347 245 157 62 26
61 You must charge at least $35 a burger to be considered part of the museum gift store. 1.4648 0.04173 256 162 69 25
62 That better not be the Heinz from the Warhol exhibit! 1.4646 0.04122 254 159 72 23
63 Step back, young man! We do not taste the exhibits. 1.4630 0.04345 270 180 55 35
64 You can pack up the barbeque. I sold one of your paintings. 1.4622 0.04317 225 140 66 19
65 Has the meat been curated? 1.4603 0.04385 239 154 60 25
66 “I don’t care if charcoal is your preferred medium!” 1.4583 0.04208 240 151 68 21
67 When you said your medium was charcoal this is not what I imagined. 1.4580 0.04191 238 149 69 20
68 What part of "no smoking" don't you understand? 1.4576 0.04216 236 148 68 20
69 I don't care if grilling is a lost art. 1.4574 0.04152 223 136 72 15
70 The charcoals are in the other wing. 1.4560 0.03927 250 153 80 17
71 I know that you’re trying to make Monet, but you need to get in your Van and Gogh 1.4558 0.04567 226 148 53 25
72 Saying you're working with charcoal does not make it a work of art 1.4545 0.04190 231 144 69 18
73 You promised me something rare. 1.4537 0.04195 227 141 69 17
74 I said ‘meet’ by the Monet, not ‘meat’ by the Monet! 1.4533 0.04469 214 136 59 19
75 You are supposed to tailgate at the Mets game not at The Met! 1.4522 0.04422 230 149 58 23
76 It can't just be well done, it also has to be rare! 1.4512 0.04404 215 136 61 18
77 A woman who thinks you're an art installation wants to buy you. I just want a burger. 1.4506 0.04251 233 148 65 20
78 Ceci n'est pas un gril! 1.4490 0.04972 196 131 42 23
79 I’ll have two Rubens to Gogh! 1.4489 0.04622 225 150 49 26
80 What do you think this is, MoMA? 1.4481 0.04293 212 132 65 15
81 I have tasted Picasso's burgers and you, sir, are no Picasso. 1.4455 0.04600 202 130 54 18
82 Sir, wrong gallery - Luncheon on the Grass is by Manet, not Monet! 1.4455 0.04378 220 141 60 19
83 Get in your van and Gogh! 1.4451 0.04875 173 110 49 14
84 This is why I don't like parents on field trips! 1.4444 0.04705 189 121 52 16
85 Alright, I just looked it up. Barbequbism ain't a thing. Now get out! 1.4439 0.04603 205 133 53 19
86 Oh my gosh, Helen, you gotta see this! You can practically smell the naturalism! 1.4425 0.04429 226 148 56 22
87 I meant bring in the MAX Weber! 1.4413 0.04575 213 140 52 21
88 I don't care if you say charcoal is your medium - get out! 1.4412 0.04872 204 138 42 24
89 That's fine, but no flash photography! 1.4408 0.04507 211 137 55 19
90 Sir, Sir, grilling privileges are for Benefactor Members only! 1.4397 0.04387 232 153 56 23
91 Speed it up, we have a lot of starving artists here! 1.4389 0.04672 180 114 53 13
92 Those better be artisanal. 1.4387 0.04127 212 131 69 12
93 I need one burnt sienna outside, cadmium red inside. 1.4385 0.04357 187 115 62 10
94 But is it art? 1.4381 0.04438 194 122 59 13
95 I just got offered ten million for the pair of you. 1.4381 0.04730 194 127 49 18
96 I don't come to your restaurant and show you how to paint! 1.4381 0.04471 226 150 53 23
97 You know the rules: Condiments are only allowed near the Pollocks! 1.4379 0.04879 169 108 48 13
98 'Charcoal artist' my eye! 1.4378 0.04665 201 132 50 19
99 I said Gogh. 1.4378 0.04611 201 131 52 18
100 What do you think this is,the Whitney? 1.4375 0.04396 208 133 59 16
101 These donors treat the museum like their own backyard. 1.4372 0.04445 215 140 56 19
102 Stop trying to make Barbecubism happen. It’s not going to happen. 1.4372 0.04589 199 129 53 17
103 There have been some complaints from the starving artists. 1.4369 0.04685 206 137 48 21
104 Remember! Our art is rare,our burgers well done. 1.4365 0.04677 197 129 50 18
105 No hats of any kind are allowed in the museum! 1.4350 0.04988 177 117 43 17
106 I don’t care if it is Dijon, it doesn’t belong on the Monet! 1.4341 0.04597 205 135 51 19
107 Some lunatic just damaged the Jackson Pollock. We need to borrow your squirt bottle of ketchup. 1.4340 0.04487 212 139 54 19
108 I don’t care if you’re the “Picasso” of the grill, you still need to set up outside. 1.4337 0.04937 166 107 46 13
109 You better be Banksy, pal! 1.4337 0.04579 196 127 53 16
110 I'll have the Minimalist burger. Nothing on it, of course. 1.4330 0.04221 224 144 63 17
111 The Warhol room needs the ketchup back!! 1.4326 0.04836 178 116 47 15
112 I normally only collect rare pieces, but I'll settle for medium-well. 1.4320 0.04579 206 136 51 19
113 Let me see your artistic license. 1.4319 0.04471 213 140 54 19
114 A true artist never makes concessions! 1.4312 0.05292 160 107 37 16
115 An American in Paris 1.4312 0.05366 160 108 35 17
116 Your mustard needs more yellow ochre! 1.4310 0.05112 174 117 39 18
117 Two burgers to Gogh. 1.4302 0.05221 172 117 36 19
118 I told you, this room is oils, charcoals are down the hall. 1.4294 0.04786 177 115 48 14
119 You're supposed be in the sculpture garden with the Burghers of Calais. 1.4286 0.04758 182 119 48 15
120 Sir,grilling is only allowed in the Francis Bacon gallery. 1.4278 0.04665 194 128 49 17
121 My burger tasted sadly derivative. 1.4269 0.04901 171 112 45 14
122 If you’re gonna make a mess, do it by the Jackson Pollock exhibit. 1.4254 0.04838 181 120 45 16
123 I expected a grilling from the critics,but this is too much. 1.4253 0.05172 174 119 36 19
124 And stop telling the guests barbecue is America’s one true art form! 1.4253 0.05042 174 117 40 17
125 That's not what I meant by adding something rare to our collection. 1.4251 0.04684 167 106 51 10
126 I like my meat like I like my art, rare and expensive! 1.4251 0.04558 207 138 50 19
127 Hey! Not Here! Performance art is down the hall. 1.4250 0.04563 200 132 51 17
128 Well done! 1.4247 0.04620 186 121 51 14
129 and this is a live art exhibition titled Pre-Covid Summer 1.4241 0.04830 191 129 43 19
130 ...now get out! And stop saying you 'work in charcoal!' 1.4233 0.04689 189 125 48 16
131 I purchased a Max Weber, not a Weber, Max! 1.4223 0.04724 206 141 43 22
132 Your used canvas apron just sold for three million ! 1.4219 0.04456 192 124 55 13
133 And here we have our medium-rare collection 1.4219 0.04332 192 122 59 11
134 Barbeque may be an art form in Kansas City, but you're not in Kansas anymore, sir. 1.4219 0.04517 192 125 53 14
135 Sir, this is the Met. For tailgating, you want the Mets! 1.4214 0.05382 159 109 33 17
136 For those preferring soup, please exit through the Warhol Paviliion. 1.4213 0.04495 197 129 53 15
137 I'll have two to Gogh. 1.4208 0.04635 202 136 47 19
138 That’s not what I meant when I said you could work with charcoals! 1.4208 0.04538 183 118 53 12
139 Your grill has just sold for two-point-five million. The client said it was the most exciting piece of modern art she’s seen in years. Just play along. 1.4205 0.05188 176 122 34 20
140 Sorry sir, but we only allow condiments in the Jackson Pollock wing. 1.4197 0.04499 193 126 53 14
141 For the last time kid, he's a statue. You're not getting any burgers. 1.4192 0.04362 198 128 57 13
142 Setup by the pond meant outside! 1.4190 0.04673 179 117 49 13
143 And over here, we have some very rare charcoal renderings 1.4188 0.04150 191 119 64 8
144 Goya wants a Rubens on Dali Rye 1.4188 0.04825 191 130 42 19
145 No bun for the Minimalist, the Abstract guy wants a mix of all the fixings and the Surrealist can’t imagine what he wants. 1.4185 0.04585 184 120 51 13
146 Joe, when I said you could grill by the pond, I didn’t mean in front of the Monet! 1.4184 0.04623 196 131 48 17
147 Ketchup? How gauche. 1.4181 0.04581 232 163 41 28
148 We are aware the ‘r’ on the ‘gallery’ sign is burnt out. 1.4181 0.04640 177 115 50 12
149 The Lilly pond OUTSIDE 1.4177 0.05096 158 105 40 13
150 Tailgate parties are confined to the Pollock room! 1.4172 0.04985 163 108 42 13
151 Sir, this is an art gallery! We only tolerate a mess if it's by someone famous. 1.4167 0.04849 180 121 43 16
152 I meant “MEET me at the Met.” Damn autocorrect. 1.4158 0.04684 202 138 44 20
153 I see you're teaching the art majors their future profession. 1.4156 0.05269 154 104 36 14
154 You know the rules! Only in front of the Pollocks! 1.4153 0.04853 183 124 42 17
155 And on your left ...summer 2019 remembered 1.4152 0.04890 171 114 43 14
156 We’ve got Bacon in the next room 1.4150 0.04150 200 127 63 10
157 I find it a bit derivative. 1.4150 0.04554 200 134 49 17
158 Minimalism on the mayo, Jackson Pollock with the mustard. 1.4144 0.04763 181 121 45 15
159 Call it modern art all you want, I'm still not paying $12 for a hot dog. 1.4142 0.04785 169 111 46 12
160 When Governor Cuomo reinstated indoor dining, this is not what he had in mind. 1.4140 0.04672 186 124 47 15
161 Two more Rauschen-burgers! 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
162 This is the gallery, not the galley! 1.4138 0.04829 174 116 44 14
163 Sir, the charcoal gallery is on the second floor. 1.4134 0.04461 179 115 54 10
164 The Monet is well done. Your burgers are burnt beyond recognition. 1.4130 0.05072 184 129 34 21
165 In this museum the art is rare and the burgers are well done. 1.4128 0.04797 172 114 45 13
166 Common mistake. This is Fenway Gallery. The park is across the street. 1.4121 0.04479 182 118 53 11
167 This is a watercolor exhibit! No charcoal! 1.4121 0.04931 182 125 39 18
168 No! The ketchup and mustard go on the Pollack! 1.4118 0.04977 170 115 40 15
169 Two more burgers for the "Luncheon on the Grass" group. 1.4114 0.04598 175 114 50 11
170 Yes, cooking is an art, but not all cooks are artists. 1.4114 0.04669 175 115 48 12
171 Show me the sign that says I can’t 1.4110 0.05129 163 111 37 15
172 Sir, you’ll need to check the hat. 1.4107 0.04650 168 109 49 10
173 Oils only in this room! No charcoals! 1.4104 0.04845 173 116 43 14
174 “Your “medium” is not well-done.” 1.4098 0.04722 183 123 45 15
175 If I hear one person say “I prefer Manet-aise” or “I’d like my Monet back” you’re outta here! 1.4098 0.04847 183 125 41 17
176 I want mine to be the rarest thing in here! 1.4086 0.04411 186 121 54 11
177 That had better be Dijon mustard! 1.4083 0.04995 169 115 39 15
178 This isn't what I meant when I said if you got a degree in Art you'd end up flipping burgers! 1.4083 0.04924 169 114 41 14
179 No, I said "we need a LOOKOUT by the Monet!" 1.4080 0.04823 174 117 43 14
180 Damn it Gene, this is an art museum, button that shirt! 1.4078 0.04728 179 120 45 14
181 They need you over at Manet's "Luncheon on the Grass", ASAP! 1.4074 0.05437 162 115 28 19
182 Hold the Manets! 1.4070 0.04931 172 117 40 15
183 Sir, you can’t smoke here! 1.4068 0.04764 177 119 44 14
184 That's not what I meant about dabbling in charcoal. 1.4066 0.04737 182 123 44 15
185 You'll have to move it down the hall past the soup cans. 1.4059 0.04829 170 114 43 13
186 Hey buddy! Quit saying "Show me the Monet" to the youngsters! 1.4057 0.04869 175 119 41 15
187 I like my steaks like my art. Rare. 1.4056 0.04365 180 116 55 9
188 That's precisely why I keep telling you - only in front of the Pollocks! 1.4054 0.04554 185 123 49 13
189 Make mine a masterpiece. Rare. 1.4053 0.04888 190 133 37 20
190 2 with nothing for the couple in the Minimalist wing 1.4051 0.04921 158 105 42 11
191 This gallery is for oils only. Charcoals are in 401 East. 1.4046 0.04553 173 113 50 10
192 You're either a docent or you're not, Steve. No side hustles. 1.4046 0.04839 173 117 42 14
193 I said to grill the students on art, not to grill for students near art. 1.4045 0.04809 178 121 42 15
194 Hey, you! You're in the wrong cartoon! 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
195 One burger medium rare and one that captures the essence of humanity’s struggle to find life’s purpose. 1.4041 0.05548 146 102 29 15
196 Did you miss the "no smoking" sign? 1.4040 0.05076 151 101 39 11
197 Ceci n'est pas un parc 1.4036 0.05196 166 116 33 17
198 Hey, I thought I told you no hats in here! 1.4036 0.04981 166 113 39 14
199 I'm sorry sir, but condiments are only allowed in the Jackson Pollock gallery! 1.4025 0.04815 159 105 44 10
200 A true artist knows when they’re done. 1.4024 0.05023 164 112 38 14
201 Sign says no hats! 1.4023 0.04532 174 114 50 10
202 My five year old could cook that! 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
203 We’ve told you a hundred times, set up beside the Warhol soup cans. 1.4014 0.04696 147 94 47 6
204 Not THAT water lily pond you idiot! 1.4012 0.04957 167 114 39 14
205 Hey, no free burgers! He needs to learn the value of Monet. 1.4012 0.04855 172 117 41 14
206 One Pollock with extra Schmalz, a frozen Magritte and two Rubens - to go! 1.4011 0.04857 182 126 39 17
207 Tailgating for the Monet exhibit is in the parking lot! 1.4011 0.04857 182 126 39 17
208 I said, only in front of the Pollock! 1.4000 0.04771 165 110 44 11
209 Monet was French. Use the Dijon. 1.4000 0.04749 170 114 44 12
210 Ok I will go over this again...I want a realism burger with Warhol ketchup, Picasso pickles, hold the Monetnaise, with cubism letttuce, all on a Vinci bun and I will take it to goegh 1.3989 0.04743 188 130 41 17
211 This is the MET, damn it! Performance art is at the Guggenheim. 1.3988 0.04545 173 114 49 10
212 It was a typo, you knew I meant baroque! 1.3988 0.04558 168 110 49 9
213 Hey! Mustard stains are only allowed in the Jackson Pollack wing! 1.3988 0.04964 163 111 39 13
214 Ed, you idiot. This is the European wing. Take it over to Americana. 1.3988 0.05040 163 112 37 14
215 Excuse me, but picnics are only allowed on Sunday afternoons in the Seurat Gallery! 1.3988 0.04649 163 107 47 9
216 Well, it’s not enough that you work with charcoal too. 1.3987 0.04746 158 104 45 9
217 Derivative! 1.3986 0.05074 143 95 39 9
218 And in this next room, Ladies and Gentlemen, you’ll find Monet’s ‘Man Grills For Boy In Front Of Water Lilies’.” 1.3986 0.04976 143 94 41 8
219 You’ll do better with that in front of “The Last Supper”. 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
220 No, as a matter of fact I haven’t heard about your work with charcoals! 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
221 Hey, no outside food allowed. 1.3977 0.04840 176 121 40 15
222 Just don’t go near the Haystacks. 1.3977 0.04426 171 111 52 8
223 Excuse me sir the American Wing is on the second floor. 1.3977 0.04654 171 114 46 11
224 I meant under the canvas outside. 1.3976 0.04825 166 112 42 12
225 No matter how long I stare at it, I just don't get it. 1.3976 0.04825 166 112 42 12
226 Stop squirting that mustard or we'll move you over to the Jackson Pollock painting! 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
227 No, no, I said the Mets, not the Met. 1.3974 0.05278 156 109 32 15
228 I don't care if it IS Sunday afternoon--Life will not be imitating Art on my watch. 1.3966 0.05079 174 123 33 18
229 Wrong garden. It's on the roof. 1.3964 0.04910 169 116 39 14
230 No sir, this is not The Mets game this is THE MET! Please wrap it up. 1.3963 0.05015 164 113 37 14
231 You're wanted over near Renoir's Luncheon of the Boating Party 1.3962 0.04969 159 108 39 12
232 You know those would sell for a lot more if you were dead. 1.3961 0.04911 154 103 41 10
233 Actually, can I have mine with no onion and small, visible brush strokes? 1.3961 0.04735 154 101 45 8
234 Are you kidding me?! I thought you said it was a Max Weber! 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
235 Sir, your method of working with charcoal is not what the curator had in mind. 1.3949 0.05092 157 108 36 13
236 Yes technically you are in the rare section, but that is beside the point 1.3949 0.04930 157 106 40 11
237 Your burgers are derivative, your hot dogs predictable, and both need a helluva lot more salt. 1.3946 0.05159 147 100 36 11
238 I told ya to set up by the lily pond outside! 1.3938 0.04783 160 107 43 10
239 One of our drawing instructors wants to know if you could spare some charcoal. 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
240 I thought you said SKETCHING with charcoal! 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
241 I’ll have one burger to Gogh. 1.3931 0.05297 145 100 33 12
242 Sir, these are oils. The charcoals are on the 2nd floor! 1.3931 0.05297 145 100 33 12
243 Your work with charcoal is not exactly what I was expecting... 1.3929 0.05038 140 93 39 8
244 Much to John's chagrin, he was banished from the opera, the department stores, and now the museum. 1.3924 0.05450 158 114 26 18
245 If charcoal is your medium you are on the wrong floor 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
246 No, I said to set up by the buffet ... not the Monet! 1.3916 0.05064 143 96 38 9
247 Excuse me sir. Performance Art is on the 4th floor. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
248 I don't care if its French mustard, it doesn't belong on a Monet. 1.3910 0.05110 156 108 35 13
249 When I said you could set up by the pond with water lilies, I meant the one outside. 1.3910 0.04688 156 103 45 8
250 Sir, this is Water Colors, you want Charcoal. 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
251 We don't care if the Times called your grilling a "work of art." Get out! 1.3905 0.04681 169 114 44 11
252 May I remind you sir, this is a fine art gallery. The use of ketchup is not allowed. 1.3901 0.04844 182 128 37 17
253 Your wife and daughter just won the 3-legged race and said to meet them by the Cubists. 1.3896 0.05072 154 106 36 12
254 You were supposed to be in the room with the soup cans. 1.3895 0.04625 172 116 45 11
255 I’ll take one Van-to-Gogh burger, please. 1.3895 0.04625 172 116 45 11
256 No garnishes? Ugh. I guess I'll never understand minimalism. 1.3893 0.04734 149 98 44 7
257 You’re giving this exhibit the wrong impressionism. 1.3889 0.05408 144 101 30 13
258 I am stuck in a cartoon that makes no sense! 1.3889 0.05131 144 98 36 10
259 It’s not THAT type of charcoal exhibit. 1.3889 0.05131 144 98 36 10
260 This is YOUR last supper! 1.3889 0.04895 162 111 39 12
261 Just because you got vaccinated doesn't mean you can do everything inside now! 1.3889 0.04973 162 112 37 13
262 You’re at the wrong Met. You want the Mets 1.3889 0.05131 144 98 36 10
263 No, the crepe stand goes next to the Monet — I told you to set up next to the Burghers of Calais! 1.3885 0.05319 157 112 29 16
264 We heard you were skilled with charcoal, but this isn't what we had in mind. 1.3885 0.05163 157 110 33 14
265 You, sir, are making quite an impression. 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
266 The charcoals exhibit is one floor up. 1.3882 0.04508 170 113 48 9
267 I’m sorry but grilling is a science, not an art. 1.3879 0.04676 165 111 44 10
268 When you said you were an artist with charcoal, this isn't what I had in mind ...but yes, it does smell sublime. 1.3875 0.04936 160 110 38 12
269 Sir, that can only be done "en plein air!" 1.3873 0.05815 142 104 21 17
270 Save some for the starving artists. 1.3873 0.05274 142 98 33 11
271 Sir! Charcoal is on the third floor. This floor is oil-based only! 1.3869 0.05308 137 94 33 10
272 You were supposed to set up in front of the water lilies in our garden. 1.3862 0.05103 145 99 36 10
273 Hey - this gallery is for oils and watercolors. Charcoal belongs next door. 1.3861 0.04728 158 106 43 9
274 Hey buddy, this is the Met not the Mets! 1.3861 0.04812 158 107 41 10
275 I said wrap up your stuff, get in your van, and gogh. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
276 These are the old masters, not grill masters 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
277 You take “Lunch Hour With Monet” too literally. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
278 I said in front of the koi pond. Outside. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
279 "The Curator would like a word, and one wiener with mustard." 1.3851 0.04831 161 110 40 11
280 He's a master of the charcoal medium! 1.3851 0.04584 161 107 46 8
281 Careful, buddy, that painting is rare and well-done. 1.3851 0.04863 174 122 37 15
282 A virtual museum visit means bringing the museum into your home, not your home into the museum. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
283 I suggest you relocate to American Gothic or switch to crepes. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
284 Sir, this is the Modernist Wing. If you want to grill, you'll have to go to the Buffalo Wing. 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
285 Grilling is not an art form! 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
286 You don’t sell Art, you sell the sizzle 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
287 Hey! I told you the Picasso fans wanted both buns on the bottom! 1.3837 0.04832 172 120 38 14
288 Excuse me! Where do you think you are ... the Whitney? 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
289 Move it out here - there's a great starry night. 1.3833 0.04745 180 126 39 15
290 No, no! I told you to set up in front of the Burghers of Calais, not Monet! 1.3828 0.05334 128 87 33 8
291 George, tell your dad it's Sunday in the park, not the Met! 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
292 Using charcoal" doesn't make it art 1.3826 0.04818 149 100 41 8
293 That is not what we meant by "charcoal exhibition"! 1.3826 0.05093 149 103 35 11
294 There’s a fine line between mustard yellow and yellow mustard 1.3824 0.04499 170 114 47 9
295 Didn’t you read the sign?? No kids!! 1.3822 0.05154 157 111 32 14
296 No barbecuing in the French Impressionist Collection! You must relocate to the American Classics Collection. 1.3822 0.04476 157 103 48 6
297 This is impressionist oil paintings, sir! The charcoal exhibit is in the west wing! 1.3819 0.04927 144 97 39 8
298 It's been years since I've seen a work so well done. 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
299 I find this exhibit to be both rare, and well -done 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
300 If one more person adds mustard to the Pollock, you're history. 1.3815 0.04667 173 119 42 12
301 Mr. Pollock insists on the return of his ketchup and mustard immediately! 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
302 Performance art? Not in my museum!! Not ever!! But since you're here...Mine without onions. 1.3813 0.04596 160 107 45 8
303 Your permit is for the Metropolitan Lawn and Garden Supply! 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
304 What is the meaning of this? 1.3810 0.04663 147 97 44 6
305 I told you, ‘Sunday in the Park’ is in the East Gallery. 1.3810 0.04954 147 100 38 9
306 Hey, the guy in the Dali wing says his cheese isn't melted enough. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
307 Sir, charcoal works are allowed only in the drawing galleries. 1.3810 0.04859 147 99 40 8
308 It's not Sunday, that's not a park, and you're not George. 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
309 You said your medium was charcoal! 1.3806 0.04780 155 105 41 9
310 Gentlemen, please remove your hats. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
311 Don't overcook them-- we only accept rare pieces. 1.3803 0.05167 142 98 34 10
312 One more Monet burger, to gogh. 1.3803 0.05718 142 104 22 16
313 Performance art is the next wing over. 1.3800 0.04885 150 102 39 9
314 I didn't mean they were literally starving 1.3800 0.04699 150 100 43 7
315 In 'Boy With Hamburger Bun,' be sure to notice how the composition is placed so elegantly against a backdrop of waterlilies. 1.3800 0.05065 150 104 35 11
316 Banksy put you up to this, didn’t he!? 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
317 It’s a gallery, not a “grillery.” 1.3795 0.04723 166 114 41 11
318 Hey Rembrandt! This is still life, performing art's down the hall! 1.3793 0.04787 174 122 38 14
319 This is not what we meant by returning to indoor dining! 1.3787 0.04885 169 119 36 14
320 I said "We need to M-E-E-T at the gallery, not M-E-A-T at the gallery!" 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
321 I meant near the pond OUTSIDE! 1.3784 0.04737 148 99 42 7
322 We need three more for the characters in Hopper's Nighthawks,thirteen for the folks in Renoir's Boating party and finally twelve for DaVinci's last supper 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
323 Your performance art is cliche and derivative, and your burgers are jejune. 1.3775 0.04949 151 104 37 10
324 I said it's 'The Lunch' and 'Water Lilies', not 'have lunch by the water lilies'. 1.3775 0.04481 151 99 47 5
325 The Burghers of Calais'" in the sculpture court 1.3775 0.04768 151 102 41 8
326 I don't care if you feel like you're in a garden - you're not. 1.3772 0.04622 167 114 43 10
327 One medium well burger please, and make it to gogh 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
328 You two had better be an installation! 1.3766 0.04882 154 106 38 10
329 The American Wing is down the hall. 1.3766 0.04794 154 105 40 9
330 You kidding me? My kid could cook that 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
331 I said "al fresco" not near the frescos! 1.3765 0.04635 162 110 43 9
332 If those aren't rare they don't belong here! 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
333 Sir, Contemporary American art is the the next gallery. 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
334 I'd rather have excellent food - than all the Monet in the world. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
335 Claude...how much Monet for a cheeseburger? 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
336 A Day in the Park” refers to the painting. 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
337 This wing is for rare works. Medium well is down the hall. 1.3758 0.04900 149 102 38 9
338 My kid could grill that! 1.3758 0.05510 149 109 24 16
339 In this room we have the work of Steve, his medium is charcoal; his steaks, medium well. 1.3758 0.04712 149 100 42 7
340 The artist needs the mustard back. 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
341 When you said charcoal I thought you would be displaying your etchings. 1.3750 0.04754 160 110 40 10
342 I said this was a MEET and greet! 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
343 You're making the entirely wrong impression. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
344 This gallery is for rare pieces only. 1.3750 0.04677 168 116 41 11
345 No no... you should only be having the IMPRESSION of a barbecue. 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
346 Who put Giuliani in charge of catering? 1.3750 0.05296 144 102 30 12
347 Ok sir, but no flash photography 1.3750 0.05296 144 102 30 12
348 Don't take one, kid... that's performance art!! 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
349 If you’re gonna fling mustard around, then I’m moving you to the Jackson Pollock gallery. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
350 The burgers go in the pop art wing beneath the soup cans. 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
351 The performance art space is to the LEFT of the atrium! 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
352 The social media campaign said "bring the museum into your home" not "bring your home into the museum." 1.3741 0.04926 139 94 38 7
353 Hey! I just sold your first painting. No more flipping burgers. 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
354 You're making a bad impression - realists are in the next room 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
355 Hurry up! People are tired of looking at pictures. 1.3734 0.04533 158 106 45 7
356 young man! do not eat that hamburger, it is made of paper mache. this is an art exhibit 1.3734 0.04621 158 107 43 8
357 When I said you were an artist with the barbecue, this isn't what I meant. 1.3733 0.04781 150 102 40 8
358 Sir, this gallery is not for oils, not charcoals. 1.3732 0.04958 142 97 37 8
359 I asked you to install the Burghers of Calais! 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
360 I meant next to the Water Lilies outside ! 1.3732 0.04856 142 96 39 7
361 What are you doing? I told you to get the charcoal drawing! 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
362 Hey, kid! He's a wax sculpture! 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
363 Greg thought he had finally found the perfect venue for his artisan burgers. Alas, it was not to be. 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
364 When I said to relish the art, I didn’t mean it literally. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
365 The museum ordered a Bruegel, not a burger. 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
366 I distinctly recall telling you to station next to the Jackson Pollock painting 1.3721 0.05831 129 94 22 13
367 I don’t care who said you made it an art form. You cannot grill in here, Tom. 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
368 I like my burgers the same way I like my art, Rare! 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
369 This is not a performance art show but may I have one before security gets here. 1.3718 0.04657 156 106 42 8
370 There is no realism in the Impressionist Wing! 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
371 That better be French mustard on that Monet! 1.3716 0.04821 148 101 39 8
372 No Sir, We do not have any Grey Poupon. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
373 I said I’d like my burger both rare and well-done, just like this Monet! 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
374 No indoor dining with or without mask 1.3716 0.04862 183 133 32 18
375 Yo, they need the mustard squeeze bottle to touch up the Pollock. 1.3716 0.04800 183 132 34 17
376 This is a non-SMOKING facility, sir! 1.3714 0.05002 140 96 36 8
377 I said, “‘A side of mayonnaise’ not, ‘beside Monet!’” 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
378 Dammit, Banksy! 1.3714 0.05492 140 101 26 13
379 Ceci n’est pas une BBQ! 1.3714 0.05765 140 104 20 16
380 When I said you could set up your grill by the pond, that’s not what I meant! 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
381 I thought I told you to get out! Fran Lebowitz, has spoken, "if you can eat it, it's not art". 1.3712 0.05203 132 91 33 8
382 So, I guess this is why all the charcoal drawings have disappeared 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
383 Vincent, take your van and go. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
384 For the last time Artie, this is the MET. The MoMA is down the street. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
385 Put a lid on the barbeque, Frank. The Mona Lisa has smoke in her eyes, and she can't keep a straight face. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
386 You call that art? My six-year old can grill that with more panache. 1.3706 0.04930 143 98 37 8
387 You’re supposed to be outside by the lily pond. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
388 The barbecue was meant to be set up next to the water lillies -- outside! 1.3704 0.05437 135 96 28 11
389 Sir, you are in Impressionism. Please move all that over to the Realism wing! 1.3704 0.05014 135 92 36 7
390 You have to Gogh 1.3704 0.04945 162 115 34 13
391 Be careful! That grill is on loan from the Louvre. 1.3704 0.04624 162 111 42 9
392 You said I was next! 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
393 „You braise it you buy it!“ 1.3701 0.04414 154 102 47 5
394 I said we need a "stake out" at the museum not a "steak" out! 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
395 Wrong room! Lunch on the Grass is Manet, not Monet! 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
396 Water Grillies 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
397 'What's cooking' is an idiom, not an invitation 1.3696 0.04492 138 90 45 3
398 One raw umber, one burnt umber. 1.3696 0.04833 138 93 39 6
399 My good sir! I think you have confused The Met with the Mets! 1.3696 0.04941 138 94 37 7
400 Two with cheese, one without, and then get the hell out of here! 1.3694 0.04806 157 109 38 10
401 Watch the mustard please- you’re no Pollock. 1.3692 0.05365 130 91 30 9
402 Excuse me, but we still don't allow indoor dining here. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
403 I like the Burghers of Calais, and Munch. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
404 The starving artists are in the Baroque Exhibition. 1.3688 0.04973 141 97 36 8
405 Remember, we like them rare. 1.3684 0.04684 171 120 39 12
406 I said "fresco" not "al fresco". 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
407 Yes, I know cooking is an art, but.... 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
408 I said Mayonnaise not Monet’s you idiot! 1.3684 0.04638 152 103 42 7
409 This is not what I meant by the masters working in charcoal! 1.3681 0.05375 144 104 27 13
410 As I said before, that does not qualify as a charcoal! 1.3681 0.04267 144 93 49 2
411 Marcel Duchamp did it with an urinal and it was cool... 1.3681 0.04903 144 99 37 8
412 I don’t care if your burgers are from Calais, the cook out is in the Rodin sculpture garden... 1.3680 0.05511 125 88 28 9
413 Junior, I told you not to bother the artist while he's working! 1.3677 0.04758 155 107 39 9
414 Tailgating is only permitted in the American Wing! 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
415 What do you think this is, the Guggenheim? 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
416 I didn’t know that charcoal was such a controversial medium. 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
417 Here in gallery 5, proving the French are correct: Americans put ketchup on everything. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
418 Cheese burger for the girl with the pearl earring. 1.3671 0.05263 158 116 26 16
419 If you're going to barbecue stand in front of a Norman Rockwell! 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
420 It smells great but is it art? 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
421 Duchamp already did it. 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
422 You said find an outdoor setting. 1.3664 0.05107 131 90 34 7
423 The barbecue is fine. The indoor dining is the problem. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
424 I don’t care if it’s aged, curated, and rare. You still have to cook it outside. 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
425 Announcing Chef Claude’s Burger Pop-Up in front of the Monet in Gallery 5! 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
426 This room is reserved for medium-rare works only! 1.3660 0.04614 153 104 42 7
427 Sir, for the last time, this is a smoke-free environment! 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
428 This is the Met not a Mets game!" 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
429 What did I already say? Squirting condiments is only allowed near the Jackson Pollack! 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
430 Keep 'em comin', Al, that Monet's not gonna sell itself! 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
431 You think working here is a picnic?! 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
432 There’s no smoking in the gallery! 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
433 Excuse me! No hats in the gallery. 1.3643 0.04988 140 97 35 8
434 Who gave you the impression you could barbecue in here? 1.3643 0.04988 140 97 35 8
435 If you'll please follow me into this next room, you'll see an installation that's particularly well done. 1.3642 0.04650 151 103 41 7
436 No outside food is allowed. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
437 One for the Monet and two to go 1.3636 0.05514 154 116 20 18
438 Hey pal. I told you no cooking in the museum. Now pack up you van and gogh 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
439 No, this isn't what I meant when I said there'll be starving artists here. 1.3636 0.04771 154 107 38 9
440 Starving artist is just an expression! 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
441 For the last time, we do not recognize the art of grilling here! 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
442 If it’s art, I’m enthralled by its recontextualization of the spectacle: if not, I’ll take a medium rare. 1.3629 0.05412 124 87 29 8
443 Sir, all performance art has been moved to the rear patio. 1.3625 0.04649 160 111 40 9
444 You'd have better luck by the Jackson Pollack. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
445 As long as you don't take any pictures with a camera. 1.3623 0.05137 138 97 32 9
446 I said to set up in the galley, not gallery. 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
447 Condiments in the Pollock gallery only! 1.3623 0.04818 138 94 38 6
448 Starving artists eat first! 1.3623 0.05033 138 96 34 8
449 I'm a great admirer of his Kingsford period. 1.3622 0.05083 127 87 34 6
450 The GALLE Y, you Idiot ___ not the GALLERY ! 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
451 This show is for people with taste, not an appetite! 1.3622 0.05083 127 87 34 6
452 One Grilled Rubin ! 1.3617 0.04959 141 98 35 8
453 If your going to splatter, go over to the Jackson Pollock section. 1.3617 0.04856 141 97 37 7
454 Pack it up! Postmodern performance is on the 3rd floor. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
455 Another loose interpretation of Outdoor dining in NYC 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
456 Just because you work with charcoal doesn't mean you can cook in here! 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
457 Squirting of condiments is restricted to our postmodernism gallery. 1.3609 0.04930 133 91 36 6
458 You can stay but the Little League team has to go! 1.3609 0.05266 133 94 30 9
459 I dont’t care that everybody says ‘your burger is a masterpiece’. It still doesn’t belong in a museum. 1.3609 0.05156 133 93 32 8
460 Why here? Because that's where the Monet is. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
461 That's only permitted for Patron Circle Members. 1.3605 0.04821 147 102 37 8
462 We're getting complaints about smoke damage, air quality, and your definition of medium rare. 1.3605 0.04624 147 100 41 6
463 The touch of mayo is genius. 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
464 And down this hallway, the master's lesser-known works in charcoal. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
465 Move to the American Wing! 1.3602 0.04708 161 113 38 10
466 Sir, the charcoals are on the third floor 1.3602 0.04708 161 113 38 10
467 What are you doing here? Your station is in front of "The Burghers of Calais" 1.3600 0.05495 125 89 27 9
468 We'll have 2 Rubens, 1 spicy Picasso. Hold the Bacon. 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
469 I don't care if you call it 'the art of grilling,' you can't do it here. 1.3597 0.04680 139 94 40 5
470 No, a culinary artist doesn't have unlimited artistic license. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
471 Haute. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
472 Performance art is in the other wing. 1.3595 0.04506 153 104 43 6
473 I'll take mine with ketchup and Manets, please. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
474 Why is he saying your display of masculinity and inability to communicate emotions is a toxic representation of our time, dad? 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
475 Sir, that piece is extremely rare! 1.3593 0.04432 167 115 44 8
476 At least move it over to the Pollocks. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
477 Ugh, another bland Rockwell imitation. 1.3592 0.04508 142 95 43 4
478 The "Art in the Park" event is in the FREAKIN' PARK! 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
479 That's not what I meant when I said we needed a Munch! 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
480 Banksy! Step away from the Monet! 1.3588 0.05741 131 97 21 13
481 This area is reserved for French cuisine! 1.3588 0.05091 131 91 33 7
482 I'll have the Fran Lebowitz. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
483 I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to Gogh 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
484 I specifically said no hats! 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
485 That is not the way we use charcoal in here! 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
486 Monet would brush 'em with oil. 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
487 You’re gonna have to move it to the Warhol room. 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
488 I wanted an old master in here, not a grill master! 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
489 Listen bud, you're only here so the gallery stays open as an 'essential business' during lockdown. Now, gimme mine with cheese and a fried egg! 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
490 Sorry, sir, but all our charcoals are on the floor above. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
491 Monet Burger,please! Hold the lillies. 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
492 When you told me you were ‘cooking something up’ for your art installation, I thought you meant figuratively. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
493 For the last time sir, please step away from the impressionists and get back to the realists. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
494 No,, no, no, the lily pond in the courtyard! 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
495 When you asked may we Charcoal, I thought you meant sketching! 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
496 Take your postmodernism and go! 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
497 It’s so real I can smell it. 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
498 Warhol gallery wants the largest one you got. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
499 Make mine rare. And don't go all Jackson Pollocky with the ketchup and mustard. 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
500 I meant by the waterlilies in the courtyard. 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
501 Extra hot sauce for the party under "The Scream." 1.3554 0.05968 121 90 19 12
502 I'm sorry sir, but this is a no smoking area. 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
503 Children under 12 are NOT allowed in the gallery! 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
504 The French and Monet! Not French’s and Mayonnaise!” 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
505 This is Monet! You need to be in front of the Pollock! 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
506 This is not what they meant when they said indoor dining is allowed 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
507 Go easy on the Cezanne-ing! 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
508 You only get a hot dog with a children’s pass! 1.3546 0.04841 141 98 36 7
509 Your plant-based burgers may look and taste like meat, but that doesn’t make you an Impressionist. 1.3543 0.05537 127 92 25 10
510 You NEED to add toppings, the guests are tired of your “minimalist” burgers. 1.3543 0.05187 127 89 31 7
511 Sir, you are looking for The Luncheon on the Grass by MANET. This is Water Lilies by MONET. Common mistake. 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
512 You're supposed to be in the Warhol gallery with the ketchup bottle. Hurry, you've only got 15 minutes. 1.3540 0.04613 161 113 39 9
513 Sir, that kind of charcoal art is not allowed here! 1.3538 0.04743 130 88 38 4
514 This is Impressionism. Charcoal is on the third floor! 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
515 Standing in front of the water lilies painting isn't outdoor dining. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
516 Hey. Are you Art? 1.3533 0.04647 150 104 39 7
517 You may be interested in our collection of charcoals on the next floor. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
518 Careful! Those are extremely rare. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
519 Hey, this is impressionists. Realism's down the hall. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
520 Is that a Francis Bacon burger? 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
521 Pardon me sir, but the exhibit upstairs is complaining that their "Clocks are Melting"!! 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
522 Sir, this is a gallery — not a grillery! 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
523 I said art is a rare medium... not medium rare 1.3526 0.04763 173 126 33 14
524 Didn’t you see the “No Smoker” sign? 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
525 Those burgers better be rarer than our Cézanne. 1.3525 0.04551 139 94 41 4
526 No! That's not what it means to ‘relish’ the painting.” 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
527 An unfortunate instance of autocorrect resulted in museum publicity reading, 'Renaissance, Barbeque, and Modern Art.' 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
528 You couldn’t tailgate at The Met before Covid, either Dale. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
529 Hey Buddy, that better be Dijon. 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
530 American Realism is on the third floor. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
531 He wants his burger with gruyere instead of cheddar. 1.3520 0.04985 125 86 34 5
532 Jim finally found an exhibit that was palatable. 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
533 There's no smoking in here. 1.3517 0.04748 145 101 37 7
534 Hey , I said no hats inside. 1.3517 0.05041 145 104 31 10
535 For the last time, Fred, grilling is not performance art. It's just dinner. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
536 You call that art?! 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
537 I specifically requested Burgher art, not a burger cart! 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
538 Performance art starts in the next hour on the 6th floor. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
539 We'd like you to move to Van Gogh's The Potato Salad Eaters. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
540 I like my burgers medium and my paintings rare. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
541 No, sir, it's squirted mustard. Monet did not have a Yellow Period. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
542 Sorry to inform you, the tailgating for Monet has been moved from "The Waterlilies" to his "Haystack" series today. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
543 Careful! If you get mustard on the Monet, you've bought it! 1.3503 0.04415 157 108 43 6
544 Sir, I'm afraid the smell is reminding the patrons of what they actually enjoy 1.3500 0.05755 120 88 22 10
545 Performance art is on level three. 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
546 We want our art to be accessible but I must draw the line at tailgating! 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
547 Need I remind you that the charcoal gallery is on the third floor? 1.3497 0.04730 163 117 35 11
548 Young man, come here and stop bothering the installationist. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
549 You're making a bad impression. 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
550 Jackson Pollock could squirt ketchup better than that! 1.3496 0.05161 123 86 31 6
551 Our patrons prefer their hamburgers to be as rare as our art. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
552 You said you were donating a "Frankenthaler!", 1.3496 0.05161 123 86 31 6
553 Working with charcoal. 1.3493 0.04620 146 101 39 6
554 That burger better be a masterpiece! 1.3492 0.04823 126 86 36 4
555 (It's funny without a caption) 1.3492 0.05890 126 95 18 13
556 And extra Ketchup for the Pollock! 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
557 Hey pal, get that stuff out of here. Where do you think you're at - the Guggenheim? 1.3490 0.04658 149 104 38 7
558 One for the Monet, Two for the Show, Three with pickles, and Four to go! 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
559 I already told you twice. Next to the Jackson Pollock. 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
560 Two burgers well done and Jackson Pollock them up with ketchup and mustard. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
561 Filet Monet 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
562 Ok, you made your point: grilling burgers IS an art form. 1.3483 0.04379 178 126 42 10
563 No outside food. 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
564 I ordered it with Manets, not Monets. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
565 Performance art is up on three! 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
566 Starving artists are on the fifth floor idiot. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
567 Can I ask for a burger? I like it rare and abstract. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
568 The charcoal exhibit isn't until next month! 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
569 You're supposed to be in the Contemporary American wing. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
570 One Monet, hold the fauve, easy on the abstraction! 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
571 It might be called culinary 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴, but this is way out of line 1.3475 0.04826 141 99 35 7
572 I'll take 1 Monet with cheese and a Van Gogh, hold the ear." 1.3475 0.05160 118 82 31 5
573 Monsieur, are you mad?! There is no Monet in food service! 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
574 Sir, I said you could make charcoal sketches 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
575 I asked for Manets. 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
576 If you're looking for inspiration from the Burghers of Calais, they're in room 9 with the other Rodins 1.3471 0.04798 121 82 36 3
577 Oh come on. The cafeteria isn't THAT bad. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
578 It's the Munch Exhibit, not lunch exhibit! 1.3468 0.04997 124 86 33 5
579 Those had better be artisanal burgers! 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
580 When I told you to take it outside, I didn't mean setting up by the Water Lilies. 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
581 We have no more room for starving artists 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
582 No thanks, barbecue give me Degas. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
583 Who let a Norman Rockwell in here 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
584 Condiments are only allowed in Pop Art 1.3459 0.04779 133 92 36 5
585 Maestro! Two from the bleu cheese period, please! 1.3459 0.04658 133 91 38 4
586 Need one allegorical, one metaphorical, one virtual and one actual with onion, lettuce and tomato. 1.3456 0.05461 136 101 23 12
587 Great idea, except Monet was a vegetarian. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
588 Please take that to the Jackson Pollock room where grease splatter won't be noticed. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
589 Okay, you made your point. I guess charcoal IS more versatile than oil. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
590 This is impressionism, not realism 1.3445 0.04984 119 82 33 4
591 I told you charcoals are in the next room. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
592 This is the Impressionist wing, but you seem to have gotten the wrong impression. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
593 You cook in a galley, not a gallery. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
594 That does not qualify as a lakeside! 1.3444 0.04608 151 106 38 7
595 Charcoals are in Gallery XIII! 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
596 Get out of here! The ‘Burgers of Calais’ is in another wing! 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
597 I warned you last time! No outside food or drinks! 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
598 Hey, no smoking in the galleries! 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
599 I have a surrealist who wants Tofu. 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
600 no smoking in the museum 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
601 Marcia, the Backyard Art exhibit is over here! 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
602 Excuse me. Le Dejeuner sur l’herbe is in the next room. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
603 Sir, the Burghers of Calais should be placed in the sculpture wing. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
604 Damn it Todd, when I said 'your job is at steak' this is not what I meant!" 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
605 Sir, you and that bar-b-q need to Van Gogh. Right now! 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
606 Perfect amount of pink - these burgers are right on the Monet. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
607 And don't you even THINK about putting ketchup on a hot dog! 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
608 Wrong room! Renoir wants you in the room with the boating party! 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
609 Charcoal works are on the second floor! 1.3429 0.04620 140 97 38 5
610 It's the garden at Giverny. At least use Dijon mustard! 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
611 Buddy, I said serve at the METS! 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
612 Indoor dining is not allowed. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
613 I said I wanted it medium not post modern 1.3423 0.04740 149 106 35 8
614 You, a chef? You can't tell the difference between Monets and mayonnaise. 1.3421 0.06209 114 87 15 12
615 Hold on! I bid fifty dollars! 1.3419 0.04880 117 80 34 3
616 I don’t care if “The mustard is French too”! You can’t grill near the Monet! 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
617 Didn"t you see the sign?? Absolutely no hats allowed in the museum! 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
618 I know art when I taste it,and that's not art. 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
619 Ten bucks if you can get one in my mouth!! 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
620 I want my burger rarer than the Monet hanging on the wall. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
621 If you’re going to splatter, go to the Pollock room. 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
622 Look, around here you need to find another way to leave an impression. 1.3415 0.05636 123 91 22 10
623 Daub, don't squirt. That's a Monet, not a Pollock! 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
624 Not in front of the Monet, Over to the Pollock where the grease drippings will go unnoticed ! 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
625 I told them to move the Weir and Grell in here, not the wieners and grill! 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
626 I know indoor dining and public gatherings are allowed again, but this is NOT what they meant 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
627 No smoking in the gallery! 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
628 You have to move down to Renoir's 'Luncheon at the Boating Party' for that! 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
629 I said great masters, not grill masters! 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
630 No, sir! The ART is rare and well-done! 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
631 You seem to be under the impression we're open for indoor dining. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
632 I think the picnic would go better with the Seurat in the other room. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
633 You realize this does not bode well for your starving-artist persona! 1.3409 0.04789 132 92 35 5
634 The artisanal burger, like all fine art, should be rare and devoid of cheese. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
635 I am sorry, charcoals are in another wing. 1.3409 0.04667 132 91 37 4
636 This way, Honey, I found "Sunday In The Park With George" 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
637 Some fans of Warhol have asked if there is any soup left? 1.3406 0.04878 138 98 33 7
638 Hey! I want mine with Monet-aze on the side. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
639 Hey! This is the French Impressionism section. Family barbecues are in American Realism. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
640 This is not what I meant when I said the medium was charcoal! 1.3403 0.05230 144 107 25 12
641 I normally collect rare pieces, but I’ll settle for medium-well. 1.3400 0.04714 150 107 35 8
642 That's a Monet. Webers go in the Cubist Exhibition. 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
643 un hamburger, de plus de moutarde, moins de ketchup, avec français frites! 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
644 At least you could have the decency to grill a pollock" 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
645 I said set up by the buffet, not the Monet! 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
646 Excuse me, but performance art is on the 3rd floor 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
647 ... and a footlong for a gentleman in the cubism parlor. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
648 Hey! The rare works section is in that gallery, not this one. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
649 BBQs belong in Post Modern, not Impressionism. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
650 The contemporary American art wing is down that hall. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
651 Burghers? You'll want the Rodin exhibit. Down the hall, on the left. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
652 Sorry pal, performance art is on the third floor. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
653 I'm sorry, but hot dogs and mustard belong in the Modern Pop Art room. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
654 Now this, this I love. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
655 Sir, I just checked with the curator and he does not know anything about an "Americana installation". 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
656 Not the Monet ! You’ll fit in nicely over by the Rockwell collection. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
657 Son, I said your business would never succeed without my money, not without my Monet! 1.3385 0.05627 130 98 20 12
658 Sir, performance art is on the third floor. 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
659 If you keep burning those patties, I’m sending you to Modern Art! 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
660 Squeeze your mustard and ketchup by the Jackson Pollack. 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
661 Et fromage supplementaire pour moi! 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
662 "Can't you do that beside the Pollock 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
663 We also have soup in the Wharhol gallery. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
664 Finally, barbecue is recognized as an art! 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
665 That better be Grey Poupon! 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
666 I said, “Impressionist Claude Monet” not “impression of Bobby Flay.” 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
667 Do you have any idea how rare that is? 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
668 The boy says he’ll pay serious monet for this burger! 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
669 Who left the condiments under the Jackson Pollock? 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
670 The Renderings in Charcoal exhibit is next month! 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
671 Finally, something well done in this place. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
672 American realism is in the basement. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
673 Who the hell brought all these Monets to my barbeque? 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
674 Now, just hold on a Monet! 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
675 Excuse me sir, but hats aren’t allowed on the gallery floor 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
676 Not more American tourists! 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
677 You read the sign, pal. Gas grills only! 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
678 Well, I don't care if Chicago just "opened up indoor dining." 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
679 And this piece here is interactive 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
680 Okay, fine. But no flash photos! 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
681 We need you at The Last Supper ASAP! 1.3358 0.04611 134 93 37 4
682 This is watercolors—charcoal is down in the South Wing! 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
683 Tailgating is strictly limited to the late 20th Century galleries! 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
684 I told you before, Culinary Art is on the next floor! 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
685 The Warhol exhibit is calling for 6 more burgers, hold the onions. 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
686 In front of the Pollock I said 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
687 This is why we can’t have nice things 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
688 If we told you once, we told you a thousand times, we do not consider this performance art. 1.3357 0.04542 143 100 38 5
689 That burger was a masterpiece! 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
690 You’re not getting your own exhibit, I don’t care what your secret ingredient is. 1.3356 0.04724 149 107 34 8
691 I want the mustard applied impasto and a light spackling of mayo. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
692 I'd like the no. 1 Renoir with fries and a medium diet Monet 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
693 I said to put the grill by the mayonnaise, not by the Monets. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
694 How much Monet for a burger? 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
695 We need to borrow some mustard. The caricaturist in the other room ran out of yellow. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
696 That's a rare medium you're working in. 1.3333 0.05087 114 80 30 4
697 The Monet room is for galettes and fruit bowls only. Burgers belong in Warhol. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
698 No doubt it is a charcoal masterpiece, but will it stand the test of time? 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
699 Is he saying medium rare or get away from there? 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
700 When you said you were getting ready to grill some charcoals I thought you meant you were going to critique the Degas! 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
701 Performance Art is next week 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
702 Just because the exhibit is called 'A Day in the Country …' 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
703 Hurry up, we need some charcoal for a painting. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
704 Mark's live interpretation of Da Vinci's lesser known painting "The Last Lunch" was not well-received. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
705 Sir, I'll have to ask you to move: that's a Monet, not a Pollock. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
706 Hey! Realism's on the second floor! 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
707 Charcoals in the room next door, Sir. 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
708 I'm from the South, there's absolutely an art to barbecue! 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
709 No outsider art! 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
710 Sir, your burgers are making quite an impression! 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
711 Stop! Performance art doesn't start until nine o'clock. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
712 We need two well dones in the Munch exhibition. 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
713 Sir, you need to Van Gogh. 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
714 Not by the Monet! I told you the Warhol. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
715 If you can’t make them rare, we are not interested. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
716 Take that over to Modern Art right this minute! 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
717 I asked for a burger with a side of mayonnaise, not Monet. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
718 Please, only for the benefactors 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
719 I'll have mine with Manets. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
720 Sir, your barbecue is creating the wrong impression. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
721 We didn't mean THAT kind of charcoal! 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
722 I said that you could look all you want in this building 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
723 Surrealism is down the hall! 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
724 Honey, come check out this performance piece! ....a rare medium, and it looks to be very well done. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
725 The people in the Seurat would like theirs by the lake. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
726 Sunday in the Park is in Gallery Three please. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
727 This is not what I meant when I said you could put the Burgher installation here! 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
728 Careful, Mr! You have any idea how rare those are? 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
729 Don't let him touch the rare piece! 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
730 Only fish may be served near Monet’s pond 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
731 The Weber goes in Cubists, not Impressionists! 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
732 That better be Masterpiece barbeque sauce. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
733 Everything is art these days. 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
734 Sir, Performance Art is downstairs. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
735 "Culinary Arts are in the other wing 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
736 I'll have a Matisse medium rare 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
737 You'll need to take that to the American wing. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
738 For the last time, would you please use the cadmium yellow mustard? That primrose stuff is clearly too pale. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
739 The Last Supper...To-go 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
740 I’m afraid you got the wrong impression, pal. 1.3304 0.04976 112 78 31 3
741 When you said you had no Monet and needed to eat, I had no idea... 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
742 This wing is for oil paintings only, charcoals are on the second floor! 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
743 Excuse me, but the starving artist exhibition doesn't open until next week!" 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
744 I'm sorry, another, please. The madam found that last offering a bit brooding and self-absorbed. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
745 Palette, not palate!!! 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
746 My God! Are you a philistine? You’re supposed to set up by the “Luncheon of the Boating Party” 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
747 Make mine with monnaise. 1.3302 0.05315 106 75 27 4
748 Monet, not filet! 1.3302 0.06248 106 81 15 10
749 Hey! Interactive exhibits in the modern galleries only! 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
750 Hey, that's France's Monet. I told you to set up in front of Francis Bacon. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
751 This had better be performance art. 1.3287 0.04524 143 101 37 5
752 It needs a little mustard yellow in the upper left corner. 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
753 The Bacon's upstairs in Modern Art 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
754 Performance art is slotted in the other wing! 1.3282 0.04654 131 92 35 4
755 May we discuss your interpretation of The Burghers of Calais? 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
756 And this is from his most famous "Charcoal Period." 1.3281 0.04849 128 91 32 5
757 Hey! You’re supposed to be next to Luncheon in the Park!” 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
758 Remember, you’re not flipping burgers; you’re creating edible art.” 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
759 Bob, that’s not what I meant when I said your hamburgers were a work of art 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
760 Wow... come look at this one. SO well done!” 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
761 No buns allowed, only baguettes, in the Impressionists galleries. 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
762 It’s an exhibition in the style of Baroque, not barbecue. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
763 Well done Chef! That medium is so rare! 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
764 No, no, no! I said by the lily pond in the back of the art museum. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
765 And the guy at the Rubens collection wants his plump with nothing on it. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
766 You're just in it for the Monet 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
767 It has to be both rare and well-done. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
768 Its Burghers of Calais, in the scultpure wing, and with an H! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
769 Burgers are only to be served in the American paintings gallery! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
770 One Picasso-burger, with too much of everything! 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
771 I knew that was mustard on the Jackson Pollock! 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
772 I don't care if your burger has been called 'a work of art.' 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
773 The Charcoal Paintings are in the next room 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
774 I said set up next to the buffet, not the Monet! 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
775 I told you once before! The American Performing Arts exhibit is on the third floor! 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
776 I'll take mine done abstract. I don't want a trace of representational. 1.3259 0.04563 135 95 36 4
777 Performance art is prohibited in our museum. 1.3258 0.04625 132 93 35 4
778 What's your beef with impressionism? 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
779 No, no, no! Monet's "Water Lilies" should smell like salmon! You should be in front of Picasso's "The Matador!" 1.3254 0.05615 126 96 19 11
780 No, it makes no difference that they're impossible burgers." 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
781 And this is the piece we call ‘Before COVID’ 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
782 I'm going to have to ask you to move your installation to the Conceptual Art Gallery. 1.3253 0.04539 166 122 34 10
783 Luncheon on the Grass is in the other gallery. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
784 I'd like it rare and well done, please. And in any medium. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
785 There's a big, hungry crowd in front of the Jackson Pollack. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
786 Stick to watercolors, your charcoal work is uninspired and pedestrian. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
787 We don't allow cubist steak here. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
788 We are a modern art museum, so don't come back here unless you switch to propane! 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
789 The art of barbecuing is upstairs. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
790 Food is real art. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
791 Well done." "Well done." Well done. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
792 I need one in the Jackson Pollock room with ketchup, mustard, tartar, relish, mayo, steak sauce, and Russian. No pickle. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
793 I'm not telling you again. Sunday in the park with George means Sunday in the park with George, not here! 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
794 No, no! It's wine and cheese with Monet. Hamburgers with Warhol! 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
795 Attention Patrons - with every purchase of 3 million dollars, your choice of free hot dog or burger! 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
796 Yeah, well, my chili’s in the Louvre! 1.3245 0.04362 151 107 39 5
797 Hold on, kid. We need the condiments for another painting. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
798 If you are going to drip and splatter your secret sauce , I suggest you move to the abstract expressionism wing. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
799 A reminder that this museum prohibits the grilling of any foods containing nuts or products processed in factories that contain nuts. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
800 How Manet times do I have to tell you? 1.3243 0.04519 148 106 36 6
801 OK, here’s the order- They want a Nothing Burger with no toppings in the Minimalist Room. The Expressionist is happy with that smell and The Jackson Pollock exhibition asked for more Ketchup, Mayo and Mustard 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
802 One with Monet and Onions! 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
803 It's Monet's garden, not your yard!" 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
804 This gallery is for rare art pieces, not medium-rare ones!!! 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
805 These are impressionists! Realism belongs in the east wing! 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
806 What do you MEAN they can't both be rare and well done!? 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
807 This wing is for rare pieces only! Well done is unacceptable! 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
808 Look, when I told you that the only thing you'll ever be good at is flipping burgers, I didn't mean here! 1.3235 0.04654 136 97 34 5
809 Too abstract! 1.3234 0.04270 167 120 40 7
810 There's been a mistake; the Seurat Picnic is on the 3rd floor. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
811 I doubt that's what Monet meant by "mustard yellow" 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
812 I would like my burger burnt sienna. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
813 You better have enough for the whole gallery! 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
814 the MoMA is down the street 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
815 George, it's Sunday and you should be doing that in the park! 1.3226 0.05557 124 94 20 10
816 Well _my_ performance art is calling the cops -- how about that? 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
817 When I asked you to grill by the water lilies, I meant by the Koi pond outside 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
818 Sorry sir, performance art is on the fifth floor! 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
819 Last call for Monet's Garden Picnic 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
820 Now this, this is art. 1.3220 0.04797 118 83 32 3
821 I said 'well done' my good fellow! 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
822 Ceci n'est pas un hamburger! 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
823 Charcoal is for amateurs. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
824 Sir, even the Burghers of Calais have to stay out in the sculpture garden. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
825 One burger, hold the water lilies. 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
826 Everything here is well done! 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
827 American landscapes are on the fifth floor, dammit! 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
828 Sir, your grilling is leaving a bad impression. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
829 Don’t overcook it, everything in here is meant to be rare. 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
830 The fire marshal's closing your charcoal exhibition. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
831 Unless you're an installation, you'll need to leave. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
832 Um,sorry,this gallery is reserved for Braques. The gallery for brats is next door. 1.3209 0.04690 134 96 33 5
833 Did you cater “Luncheon on the Grass”? 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
834 Sir, Biden won. This isn’t what we’re doing anymore. 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
835 I know you miss having a backyard, but this has to stop! 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
836 The art is both rare and well-done—let’s keep it that way! 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
837 Modern Art is on the 3rd Floor 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
838 I don't care if cooking's an art! 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
839 So THAT'S why we can't find the charcoal sketches! 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
840 Smoking is only allowed in the Pollock room. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
841 "Culinary arts are upstairs. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
842 I BELIEVE THAT BY NOW THE NEW YORKER KNOWS THEY SHOULD BE DRAWING PEOPLE SIX FEET APART. NO JOKE HERE. I JUST THINK THEY’VE BEEN GIVEN SUFFICIENT TIME TO TRANSITION. 1.3200 0.05634 125 96 18 11
843 Sir! Performance Art is Level 2. 1.3200 0.04765 125 89 32 4
844 You need to move that grill to the Buffalo Wing. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
845 Just because the sauce says “masterpiece” it doesn’t make it so! 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
846 Hey Salvador, the Dali’s open! 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
847 We specifically asked for a sandwich artist. 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
848 I’m tired of all you guys referring to yourselves as artisans! 1.3197 0.04975 122 88 29 5
849 I told you we only showcase rare items, not medium well! 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
850 I asked for the burger in plein air, 1.3197 0.04975 122 88 29 5
851 What kind of cheap Monet making scheme is this? 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
852 I’m going to take a selfie with you, then ask you to leave. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
853 I'm beginning to think that you AREN'T one of the installations, after all!! 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
854 I'll have the minimalist , no bun, not ketchup, no onion, no tomato. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
855 The gift shop is out of Monet-onnaise. Head over to Picasso de gallo." 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
856 I told you, only French mustard in the Monet section! 1.3193 0.04764 119 84 32 3
857 If you can’t feed the staff too, then this is the last annual “Grillin’ by the Lillies.” 1.3191 0.04755 141 103 31 7
858 Grilling is not an art. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
859 I'll gladly pay you Monet for a hamburger today. 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
860 Please show a little respect. Monet was a vegan! 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
861 Monsieur! This is not how you raise grilling to a fine art. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
862 Two Burghers in the Dutch Master's Wing 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
863 I don't care who said your burgers were a Masterpiece! 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
864 Hey kid, forget about it, it’s just a new statue in our museum. 1.3185 0.04778 135 98 31 6
865 Art of the Americas is down this hall. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
866 Please, no performance art in the Impressionist Room! 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
867 I can taste the forgery. Those are beyond meat burgers. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
868 I told you - no dogs allowed! 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
869 No Smoking Allowed 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
870 Sir I told you, the Art of Grilling is not a valid submission 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
871 Remember the special Claude Moe-naise sauce is available for sale in the 1st floor Giverny gift shop 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
872 I’ll take one neoclassical with cheese! 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
873 I said, “with mayonnaise. Not Monets!” 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
874 I said BURGHERS are welcome in this museum! 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
875 Do you ever just feel like we were all thrown together for a New Yorker cartoon? . 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
876 Dave, you were to grill the artists, not grill for the artists 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
877 You know there's still no indoor dining, right? 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
878 Honey, the American back-yard restrospective is over here !! 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
879 And here next to his famous Lily Pond painting is the lesser known real life sculpture, the Burgers of Monet. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
880 I hope those aren't plant-based burgers. This is the Realism gallery. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
881 This is the Impressionism section. Dada is upstairs next to the urinal. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
882 I know we said "enjoy the art in your own way" 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
883 Only what’s well-done may be in this exhibit. 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
884 Performance art is in gallery 3. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
885 Take it off now. If it's in our exhibit, it had better be rare. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
886 I don’t care what your job title is, a ‘sandwich artist’ is not the same thing” 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
887 I may not know much about art, but I like it well done 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
888 Careful Cliff, you're burning the umber. 1.3165 0.04571 139 100 34 5
889 That ketchup box was a Warhol piece, not part of your supplies! 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
890 Sir, do you see any other charcoal here in the impressionist wing? 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
891 Sunday in the Park is now open for viewing. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
892 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
893 American performance art is upstairs! 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
894 We begin the tour with works in charcoal. 1.3162 0.04749 136 99 31 6
895 Please do not eat the exhibits, sir 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
896 I just overheard someone ask, “How does he know when they're done?” 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
897 You should be using Djon! 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
898 You should cook that much more than raw umber, but absolutely less than burnt sienna. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
899 You've got the wrong gallery. Performing Art is next door. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
900 Hey, that's Monet's garden – not yours. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
901 They need you over by the Nighthawks. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
902 That better be dijon pal! 1.3153 0.04611 111 77 33 1
903 Excuse me, the only food we allow in here is the soup cans, which are in another exhibit! 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
904 Sir! "Grilling in the gallery" is a perk for Platinum Level museum benefactors ONLY? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
905 Unless you’re commenting on meat’s importance in modern consumerism using a stereotypical American motif, you need to beat it. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
906 This is not what I expected when you said you had a major in American Realism! 1.3150 0.04835 127 92 30 5
907 Monetizing is forbidden outside the gift shop. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
908 And you call yourself a starving artist? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
909 Excuse me, the create-with-charcoal class is being held in the annex. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
910 This is much better than the banana taped to the wall. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
911 May I suggest the American Wing? 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
912 This is French Impressionism. You belong in the American Wing1 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
913 For the last time sir, this is a gallery, not a galley 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
914 Two Dali burgers, hold the Picasso and a side of Warhols 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
915 Ralph - I know you are just trying to make a living but Monet isn't everything 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
916 And on this floor, we feature classic works of American performance art. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
917 Hey pal, ... make sure my kid gets that burger to van Gogh, okay? 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
918 Trustee families – upstairs. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
919 I told you to take it outside. Whaddya think this is, the Whitney? 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
920 Security wants a word with you - or a cheeseburger medium well. 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
921 Two surreal burgers medium, a well-done abstract, and a raw Renaissance 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
922 Grills masters aren’t included in “The Masters” exhibit! 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
923 Yo, Larry---the lady in the gold heels says she'll take the Picasso if we throw in a burger and a brat. 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
924 I'll have a burger ala Renoir 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
925 I said charcoal as a medium, not medium rare 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
926 Hey Buddy, even though you're in the rare art section the burgers still need to be well done! 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
927 For the record - this counts as outside food and drink. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
928 I said . . . you could set up your grill next to the buffet!! 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
929 I need one Edvard Munch Dog, and two Monet Lily Patties! 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
930 I’d like mine with ketchup and Manets. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
931 First tours of the Capitol building, now the seditionists are holding a barbecue! 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
932 Make mine medium--just a little vermilion inside 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
933 Where's your mask? 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
934 That hardly qualifies as culinary art. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
935 I don’t care if it’s Dijon! 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
936 Didn't you see the sign? Grilling only in the American wing! 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
937 That's not what we mean around here by "tasteful" ! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
938 I don't care how many people tell you your cooking is a work of art! 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
939 Sir, you're going to have to move to another gallery. You're giving the wrong impression. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
940 It's our outdoor Monet pond we said you should set up next to! 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
941 You're overcooking those! This is the RARE works wing! 1.3120 0.04740 125 90 31 4
942 I said let’s have burgers with Mayonnaise, not Monets! 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
943 Hey! This is the Impressionism wing. Performance art goes on the third floor. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
944 Please stop acting like we have Monet to burn. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
945 You were supposed to set up in the Edward Hopper wing. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
946 Monet's early works, of course, were rendered in charcoal. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
947 One Pollack burger with everything tossed on it. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
948 I said you could set up concessions for money, not by Monet! 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
949 Someone got ketchup all over the Pollock! But don't worry I think nobody will notice. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
950 I'll take the Monet burger, but hold the water lilies. 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
951 When I said don't quit your day job, that wasn't an invitation 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
952 There's a woman near the Hopper that has a craving for a Whopper." 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
953 ORDER UP ... Two cheeseburgers, extra pickles at the Picasso. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
954 The Dali burgers keep slipping over the edge of the bun. Can you fix that? 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
955 Hey Cooky! The starving artist wants a cheeseburger with everything on it. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
956 I am getting the impression you haven't been to an art museum before. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
957 If you need ketchup, it’s on the wall in the next room. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
958 Oh don't worry, I'm a member. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
959 Yes! Again, you are an "artist" on the grill, now go home Gordon. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
960 This isn’t what I meant when I said to enjoy “The Last Supper”. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
961 Move away from the Monet! You can cook over by the Warhol exhibit, add ketchup and mustard if desired. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
962 I know grilling is an art, but you can't do it here! 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
963 Unless that's 19th Century Parisian ketchup, you need to return to the room with the banana taped to the wall. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
964 Performance art is only permitted next door at the Guggenheim. 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
965 Unless that's surrealist performance art, you're in big trouble! 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
966 Performance art is in the next gallery! 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
967 Take your impression of a reasonably priced lunch up to The Terrace Cafe and get yourself an $20 dollar burger there!" 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
968 Realism is no longer welcome at this museum. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
969 No! No! Not Monet! They’re expecting you at Manet’s Le Déjeuner Sur L'Herbe. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
970 And ... two orders of new-classical burgers with abstract fries and symbolism. 1.3101 0.04772 129 94 30 5
971 Two with everything over at Sunday in the Park! 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
972 The Museum is closing in 20 minutes, so any orders after this batch will have to be curbside pick-up. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
973 They're waiting for you on the Warhol floor. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
974 Could you at least spare us the foul odor of relentless commodification of the spiritual realm? 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
975 They want you over at the Munch. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
976 Dada is on the second floor. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
977 Giverny me extra cheese 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
978 I'll have mine with Monet-onnaise! 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
979 Can I get one of those lightly Cézanned? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
980 The head security guy wants to grill you. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
981 Americana is at the next gallery over! 1.3091 0.04959 110 79 28 3
982 I told you we're going need that ketchup to repair the Jackson Pollock! 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
983 Culinary arts are on the second floor. 1.3089 0.04778 123 89 30 4
984 Just because your steak is impressive doesn't mean it can be labeled as Impressionist! 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
985 This is not what I meant by feast your eyes! 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
986 I don't care if your burger is a masterpiece! Get out! 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
987 Excuse me, Mr. Warhol needs his ketchup back. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
988 Don't go al Jackson Pollock with the mustard! 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
989 You know, grilling is not actually an art! 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
990 Post-modernism is on the second floor! 1.3084 0.04863 107 76 29 2
991 You have rare talent, Monsieur. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
992 NO, NO, NO ... I said in the galley ... not in the gallery! 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
993 I need two Ball Park Frankenthalers pronto! 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
994 The memo said "we allow baroque," not BBQ. 1.3083 0.05650 120 93 17 10
995 I remind you, this area is dedicated to rare works only! 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
996 But this is as close as we can get to the outdoors right now! 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
997 He asked for no Manets! 1.3083 0.04704 120 86 31 3
998 Mr. Pollock, we're out of ketchup, but would Campbell's tomato soup do? We've got plenty in the next gallery 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
999 Culinary performance art is on the second level, east wing - sir! 1.3083 0.04551 133 96 33 4
1000 Where do you think this is: Giverny? 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1001 You can't do this in front of a Monet! Please move to the Warhol Collection on the third floor 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1002 I'll take two to van Gogh. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1003 Sir—grilling is permitted only in front of Monet’s ‘Luncheon on The Grass’! 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1004 I hired you for a Dada performance, not a dad performance. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1005 Monet, Manet, Manger . 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
1006 You call that art? Check out the pizzas in the Rembrandt Gallery. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1007 I'll have two vegan patties on waterlillies, to go. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1008 When I invited the town's "Burgermeister" I had something different in mind...... 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1009 Nobody's supposed to enjoy themselves here. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
1010 You grill real good,Sal.Just not so good that it belongs in a museum! 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
1011 You may be the 'The Grill Master', but it's still not performance art. 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1012 Ceci n'est pas une barbeque! 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1013 I get it that you're not touching the art, but this isn't allowed either. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1014 Sir, one of your paintings sold! 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1015 Picasso wants a cubed steak. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1016 No Grey Poupon, Get out.......Now! 1.3058 0.04671 121 87 31 3
1017 Ok, Dada, it's closing time. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1018 Calling your burgers a 'work of art' doesn't mean you can sell them in here! 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1019 Munch! 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1020 We need two more hot dogs! They’re for the Jackson Pollock room so go nuts with the condiments! 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1021 I don’t care if this is how Jackson Pollack got started, be more careful with the mustard! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1022 Sir, there’s no smoking in the gallery. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1023 While your interpretation is certainly creative, you should have looked up the meaning of "Dada" before setting up your "exhibit"! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1024 I wish I were an Oscar Monet Wiener, that is truly what I wanna be. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1025 I asked for mayonnaise, not Monets! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1026 Classic Americana is Gallery 3A 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1027 Get back in Hyper-realism or get out. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1028 Please do not touch the American Culinary Arts from 1950-1985 exhibit. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1029 Unlike Monet, you’re not making a Great Impression. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1030 Two burgers with cheese for the couple in front of the Modigliani. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
1031 And for your information, a lily pad does NOT constitute an acceptable substitute for lettuce! 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
1032 Charcoals are one floor up, sir 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1033 I'll tell you what my beef is! 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1034 I’ve told you before, not in front of the Monet. Go over by the Pollocks. 1.3047 0.05029 128 96 25 7
1035 You are in the right room, but this is leaving a bad Impression. 1.3047 0.04514 128 92 33 3
1036 I told you guys, the performance art goes outside! 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1037 Nuh-uh! Nooooo way, Monet! 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
1038 Hey Pollock, watch it with the condiments! 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
1039 You’re in the French exhibit—of course you need cheese! 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1040 I said meet at the Louvre, not meat!!! 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1041 Performance Art” or not. Put a mask on 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1042 There has GOT to be a better way to test the fire extinguishers. 1.3040 0.04714 125 91 30 4
1043 It's not a window so it won't open. And no, the kid can't swim after lunch. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1044 I don’t think this is what Hemingway meant by A Moveable Feast. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1045 Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
1046 Less looking at the art, more focus on the burger 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
1047 Grill Artist or not, you were hired to work in the cafeteria 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1048 There better not be an ear in my hamburger!! 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
1049 I’ll take mine medium rare by the “ luncheon on the grass” 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1050 Medium with Swiss Klees, double Bacon, Romaine, two Matos, and a dollop of Manets. To Gogh. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1051 I don't care if you are the van Gogh of the grill - not in the gallery! 1.3034 0.04412 145 106 34 5
1052 . . Two more Van Gogh’s with Gruyere, hold the ear 1.3033 0.04491 122 87 33 2
1053 Can I get one to Vincent Van Gough? 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1054 While Modern is closed, we welcome you to McMoma. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1055 What are you doing here? We are waiting for you at "The Luncheon on the Grass"! 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
1056 How many times do I have to tell you? Condiments are only allowed in the Pollock gallery! 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1057 I want my burger rare just like that Monet” 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1058 Sorry, sir, but you're going to have to take it to MoMa. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
1059 The Meat the Artist exhibit is in the next wing! 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1060 You'll have to move. All the "burgers' are in with the Rodins! 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1061 Those better not be water lilies. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1062 It’s a Monet not a Pollock...stop splashing the mustard around! 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1063 Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, Pepsi, Pepsi, Chips! 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1064 Sir, you need to move outside the rope. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1065 They’re all sitting in front of ‘Le Dejeuner sur l’herbe’. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1066 Hurry up! Picasso makes people hungry. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1067 Ce n’est pas un hot dog. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1068 You two finish up here with your "retro barbeque" installation. I'll be over with the surrealists. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1069 One hansberger with manetaise to gogh! 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1070 Hey, you! No grilling near the Impressionists. Take your burgers and buns to the Realists on the 3rd floor. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1071 Move it buddy, Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe is in the next gallery 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1072 It’s your final warning Banksy! 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1073 Monet’s Water Grillies 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1074 When I said you couldn't tailgate in the Sculpture Garden this isn't what I meant! 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1075 Make mine well done...unlike your paintings! 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1076 Point taken. I will stop asking you to come in on the weekend. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
1077 What's wrong with having having a picnic by the pond? 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
1078 The Americana exhibit ended last week! 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
1079 Be careful, that painting is medium rare! 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
1080 No, no, sir! It's a figure of speech. They are not literally starving. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1081 Hey, if you want ketchup, you're going to have to stand near the Jackson Pollock. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1082 Hey, kid! How many times do I have to tell you to stop harassing the artist while he works! 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1083 For the last time, this isn’t a grillery. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1084 When I said we should install more outsider art, this isn't what I meant. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1085 No, the charcoal gallery is on the next floor. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1086 How many times do I need to tell you that your medium-rare patties are NOT a work of art! 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
1087 You burn it, you bought it! 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
1088 The American Friends of the Louvre have finally gone too far! 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
1089 You simpleton, you were supposed to set up in front of the Manet! 1.3009 0.05881 113 89 14 10
1090 Mister, if this activates the automatic sprinklers you are in big trouble. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1091 Technically we're a restaurant now, so I don't have to wear a mask. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1092 This isn't the MoMA. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1093 I don't care how you arrange the grill lines, it's still not art... 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
1094 Actually, this is burgers of Calais. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
1095 Medium, and with the works!” 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1096 Monet-onaise on a burger is an aberration! 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1097 Only coq-au-vin is allowed in this gallery! 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1098 Don't mind him son, the art world's always had an elitism problem. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
1099 Must I remind you that indoor dining is prohibited in the city. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1100 This is an outrage! Why are you not masked? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1101 Performance art is on the 2nd floor! 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
1102 Charles, meet a starving artist. 1.3000 0.04674 120 87 30 3
1103 You were instructed to set up your little grill station upstairs by the Warhol exhibit; Just look at the impression you're making on this Monet. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1104 These paintings are rare, their medium is oil, and you, sir, are well done here. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1105 I'll have one Monet-burger, with extra lilies. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1106 We need grilled ears of corn by the Van Gogh 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1107 You should be cooking with DEGAS! 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1108 The folks in the abstract expressionist wing would like theirs rare but well done and with the ketchup splattered, not spread. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1109 I said “meet the artist”, not “meat the artist”. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1110 Don't forget the Grey Poupon 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1111 Dine art is next door. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1112 I don’t care if it’s 5 o’clock in Giverny! 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1113 Performance art is on the next step floor, 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1114 He’s not here for well done, Mr. Cecil—He’s here for exquisite. 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
1115 I told you: burgers by the Pollock, French fries by the Monet. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1116 Don’t overcook them. Every piece in this exhibit is a rare-medium. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1117 No cooking in the Monet gallery! Please move to "Dejeuner sur l'herbe" in the Manet gallery. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1118 The burgers were way better at Giverny 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1119 I don’t care if you promised your son a lakeside cookout. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1120 This is NOT what we meant by Family Friendly museum! 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
1121 I said you could grill in the garden—not by the pond 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1122 Bob, I already told you, we can’t reopen if we serve food! 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1123 Barbecuing is not an art. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
1124 Rain or no rain, the Burgers of Calais installation stays in the sculpture garden! 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
1125 I’ve had it with this co-working space. 1.2984 0.05489 124 97 17 10
1126 Performance Art is on third floor ! 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1127 I said “Masterpiece”, not “Master Chef”! 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
1128 This exhibit is not open to a French's Impressionist. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1129 I'm not impressed. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1130 This is the starving artist gallery 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1131 Spritz the sauces haphazardly and I'll let you shift to the Modern Art section 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1132 Sorry sir, grilling is only allowed in the Norman Rockwell exhibit. 1.2982 0.04650 114 82 30 2
1133 This here is an original Oscar Meyer. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1134 Consignments and concessions are NOT synonyms. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1135 You belong in the American Realism wing. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1136 I'm sorry sir, this is Impressionism. Participatory performance art is on the third floor. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1137 Hey! The Warhols are up the hall. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1138 I thought we were going to meat at the met? 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1139 I said, I like my meat like I like my art: rare! 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1140 Before I Gogh, Remembrant to Cezanne mine. I spare no Monet on what I Munch. 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1141 I don’t care if the new food truck guy told you that you belong in a museum! 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
1142 After beer and brats by the Waterlilies we’ll be playing laser tag under The Starry Night. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1143 You're supposed to be on the other side with the bake sale. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1144 Excuse me sir,World's Greatest Dada is upstairs. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1145 Hey, the charcoals are in Gallery 5B!! 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1146 No, no, no! The American wing is over there! 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1147 I thought I told you to keep your business near the Pollocks! 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1148 The Burghers are supposed to be in the Rembrandt room! 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
1149 Your artistic use of mustard is unparalleled, but you can't bring your child to work. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1150 Attention everybody! We're offering outdoor dining in Monet's garden." 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1151 What the hell is this? No masks AND no Vegan food?! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1152 Sir. I must ask you to please refrain from feeding the art critics. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1153 That's it. I've had it with you and your flippin' burgers. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1154 I see you’re under the impression grilling is allowed 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1155 Le dejeuner sur l'herb is in the next room! 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1156 Sir, all charcoal is on Floor 3 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1157 I don't care how good your burgers look, they are NOT art! 1.2963 0.04592 135 100 30 5
1158 I don't care if you are 'like Rembrandt on a grill!' 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1159 Dijon! Not Giverny! 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1160 I should've guessed you'd show up when burgers became artisanal. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1161 Make mine medium-rare with extra onion. Hold the Manets. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1162 I'll have Monet-aise on mine. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1163 I know everything is art nowadays, but come on! 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1164 Sir, this is the French Impressionist wing. You can only serve croissants and wine here. Hamburgers and hot dogs go in the American wing. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1165 No, No! This station is for crepes and champagne! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1166 I have to walk all the way to Post-Impressionism for the mustard? 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
1167 The Seurat is in Gallery 6. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1168 Are those recipes from Giverny? 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1169 Sir, charcoals are in gallery 12! 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1170 You were told to set up next to The Burghers of Calais, not the Monet. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1171 'Performance art' or not - move it outside! 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1172 For the last time, NO SMOKING IN THE MUSEUM! 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1173 I don't care if it is prettiest spot for a picnic in the city; you can't have it here. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
1174 Hurry up! We have a hot game of bocce ball going in front of the Pissarro. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1175 I told you to set up by the Jackson Pollock! 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1176 No No gallery-gating allowed! 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1177 We never have this nuisance with the vegan homeschool dads! 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1178 This is not your lake-front, sir, no matter how much the Monet speaks to you. 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1179 Master your medium, it’s very well done 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1180 Sir, excuse me! Only tartare is allowed in this room. You want the Mid-centry American Room. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
1181 It's last call. The gallery will be closing in fifteen minutes. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1182 No Mr. Monet, I don't believe your uncle Claude would have loved this. 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1183 Conceptual art is on the third floor! 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1184 I said, in front of the Manet, NOT Monet! 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1185 Do you take credit cards because I have no monet. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1186 When I told you great art is both rare and well done it was NOT a veiled challenge! 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1187 Everyone's a critic. 1.2946 0.04684 112 81 29 2
1188 If I give you some Monet can we get some Bacon. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1189 Step away from the grill, sir! 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1190 What gave you the impression you could grill in here? 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1191 Hey! I'll take one with the works. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1192 Live charcoal exhibit just opened in the east wing! 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1193 No food in the museum! Unless it’s overpriced, in which case you may sell it in the cafe.” 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1194 Someone is missing an ear of corn. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1195 Hey, when I said that we should provide something for children to enjoy at the gallery, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1196 My God man, you’re wilting the water lilies. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1197 The art of grilling 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1198 Our flyer explicitly said rare pieces only. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
1199 Hey! Charcoals on Level 3! 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
1200 Sir, Central Park is across the street... 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
1201 If those are the Burgers of Calais, they belong in the Sculpture Gallery! 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
1202 Sir, we do not use catsup in the Louvre! 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1203 One Monet's Garden burger, please. 1.2932 0.04501 133 98 31 4
1204 Hey! What does it take to get a Dali cheese melt around here?! 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1205 I said I want mine medium surreal! 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1206 Yes, grilling the perfect burger IS an art, however.... 1.2931 0.04745 116 85 28 3
1207 Hey Picasso, we need a couple ‘o masterpieces in the donor’s gallery. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1208 Burgers? Take my Monet! 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1209 Listen, buddy, if those are not Crêpes Suzette I'll have to ask you to step away from the Monet immediately. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1210 Folks, please check out our burgers with pastel condiments! 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1211 I don't care what the "reviews" have said -- it's not a work of art! 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1212 If this isn't a meditation on the commodification of nature, can I get a double with American cheese? 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1213 No, 'The Art of the Perfect Burger' does NOT qualify! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1214 Appreciate the thought, sir, but not the best way to get kids interested in Art. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1215 It's a genuine Weber. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1216 Hey - get back to the pop art section. 1.2927 0.04579 123 90 30 3
1217 No, Luncheon on the Grass and Cookout by the Water Lilies are not 'virtually the same thing'" 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1218 I said the cook out is by the Manet, not the Monet! 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1219 I'm sorry! I'm just trying to make some Monet. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1220 I said I was looking for a rare medium, not a medium rare! 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1221 The medium rare art section is down stairs 1.2925 0.04827 106 77 27 2
1222 Don't treat Monet's backyard like your own! 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1223 Burgers will be ready in one Monet! 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1224 Your work in charcoal is unmatched. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1225 Step away from the Monet, and get back to the Rockwell exhibit! 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1226 Not liking sourdough bread or kimchi, Jim tried a new approach to cultured food. It's been met with some resistance. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1227 Are you 6 feet apart? 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1228 Excuse me do you have any grey poupon? 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1229 Sir, do not feed that child. Inspire him to feel full. That is Art! 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
1230 Hey buddy, this isn't the charcoal room. 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
1231 And with one last dash of French’s, Mr.Monet finished his masterpiece. And his painting. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1232 I've told you before, to sell those you must go to "surreal". 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1233 No burgers! We only serve grilled corned beef and swiss cheese on rye during the Rubens exhibit. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
1234 This is a rare piece 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1235 Can I get a Calais Burger, with a large frieze? 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
1236 I’ll have a Claude-dog with Monetnaise! 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
1237 This is sacrilege - Monet was a vegetarian! 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
1238 It baroque-a-que. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1239 When I said 'set up in the garden' I didn't mean Giverny! 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1240 Stop!!! You supposed to be in front of Manet's The Luncheon on the Grass! 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1241 Hey pal, take it to postmodernism. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1242 The ban on indoor dining is still in place! But museums are essential! 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1243 No grilling by the pond 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1244 His Art career was a 'Nothing Burger'--This job I say 'Well Done'. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1245 Not so close!!!! The melting paint will ruin the burgers 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1246 Your Degas burger just sold for 50 grand.Does it include fries? 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1247 Giverny special, water lillies on the side. 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
1248 Sir, the sign clearly states that barbecuing in Monet’s Garden is strictly prohibited! 1.2906 0.04711 117 86 28 3
1249 And there's two ladies in Impressionism who want the Veggie Burgers! 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1250 You can’t smoke that in here! 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
1251 You all are tame compared to the group at the Hieronymus Bosch exhibition. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
1252 You're wanted in the staff room and bring everything with you 1.2900 0.04777 100 72 27 1
1253 We said we’d bring art to regular folks, not regular folks to art. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1254 Two watches for the Surrealist Gallery; make 'em rare and droopy. 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
1255 They say there are no rules in art, so this is my live exhibition. 1.2899 0.04140 138 100 36 2
1256 You're gonna have to pay for the Monet laundering 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1257 Those better be plant based burgers, or you'll have to leave. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1258 Sir, this is not what they meant by “art in the park.” 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1259 No touching, no flash photography and no grilling next to the Monets! How many time do I have to say it?! 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1260 The performance art section is THAT way. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1261 One Van Gogh with cheese. Hold the mayo. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1262 The burgers are well done, but his red and yellow splatter technique is phenomenal! 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1263 What did I say about mustard on the Monet?! 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1264 Sir! I must insist you wear a mask! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1265 Oh look another artwork about consumption. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1266 The OUTSIDE water lilies! 1.2895 0.04616 114 83 29 2
1267 Sir, you are single-handedly destroying the potential of our young starving artists. 1.2895 0.05808 114 91 13 10
1268 Add some ketchup, too. Monet liked lots of color. 1.2895 0.05392 114 87 19 7
1269 No more colorful buns, or Gogh back to your corner Dali. 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1270 Oh great, more pretentious outsider art! 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1271 Watch out! You're getting Pollock on the Monet! 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1272 I told you before there is still a ban on indoor dining! 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1273 Sir, I understand you think your burgers are a work of art but you can’t make them in here 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1274 It’s Taco Tuesday you neophytes! 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1275 Here at MOMA, we do not put mustard on hamburgers! 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1276 I told you: no veggie burgers! 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1277 If this is performance art, I"m all in! 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1278 ‘ Excuse me sir, this space isn’t just for any ‘Master’.’ 1.2893 0.04302 121 87 33 1
1279 Not In Monet’s Backyard!” #nimb 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1280 Sir, grilling is only permitted in the Surrealism wing. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1281 If you’re performance art, I’ll pay $300,000; if you’re not, I’ll have a cheeseburger medium well” 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1282 Last call for the Monet Bus Group! Your gourmet picnic lunch is waiting for you at The Lily Pond. Come 'n get it! 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1283 I don't care if you are a master of the culinary arts. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1284 See, Simmons? I told you “Mayonnaise & Monets Night” would bring in a lower brow patronage.” 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1285 Your "Summer In The Backyard" is a little bit too much realism for me. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1286 What did I just say? Barbecue only in the Jackson Pollock gallery! 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1287 How could this art be so rare, yet so well done? They must be a master of their medium. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1288 This is NOT the outdoor setting we had in mind for you setting up your grill. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1289 Oh my Gogh, I'm afraid I'll need to Edvard Munch that right now! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1290 Don't stain the Monet, Ken! Or we'll send you back over to Medieval. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1291 The cowboy in the Remington wants a T-bone - medium rare. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1292 Put your damn mask on! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1293 Take your performance art to the Whitney! 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1294 Your spatter is adding a new dimension to the Monet. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1295 It’s the impressionist wing, not the chicken wing! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1296 Gimme a performance art burger with the works. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1297 No no no. I wanted to see a fine fresco not to dine al fresco! 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1298 The salad bar is with the Picassos 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1299 And this is where we keep the outsider art 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1300 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1301 Young man, that is a piece of performance art by a well-known realist artist. Do not touch it, or eat from it, and please stand back! 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1302 This is the Met! You couldn’t find heritage, grass-fed, organic? 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1303 The hat doesn’t make it French Impressionism. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1304 Don’t listen to him pops. The mustard makes the painting. Pollock would’ve loved the enhancement. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1305 This is fine art, not fine dining. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
1306 Don’t eat the performance art, Timmy. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
1307 We don't bring champagne flutes to your football games! 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1308 Hey! Fine art is no picnic! 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
1309 If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, Pollock, stop messing with the impressionists! 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1310 Pierre-August would nevair put le ketchup on le boeuf! 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1311 Well, if your burgers are surreal, you need to be upstairs in Gallery 3. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1312 Stephen's Patties on the Grill - Leaving an Impression since 1952 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1313 Callen, I asked you to prepare the Burghers of Calais for viewing. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1314 Sir! Barbecuing is for benefactors only. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1315 Everything here is rare. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1316 No!No!No! The Burgers of Calais were ordered to go!!!!! 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1317 To go . . . 3 with the works . . . on canvas! 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1318 Please show some respect! It’s painted by a Frenchman, so perhaps steak frites might be more appropriate, don’t you think?! 1.2870 0.04413 115 83 31 1
1319 Please sir, this is NOT the Art Institute of Chicago! 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1320 This is a salle a Monet, not a salle a manger. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1321 No, not here! It's Sunday. You're supposed to be in the park with George! 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1322 Well done won't do in this gallery. Here we display only the rarest works of art! 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1323 One please,hold the Manet. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1324 Take a bite and then tell me it’s not art! 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1325 Sir, if you don't mind, I'll have to ask that you move over by the Pollocks. The ketchup and mustard stains will blend right in. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1326 And don't let me find any mustard on the Jackson Pollock! 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1327 Careful before you relish the art! 1.2857 0.04648 112 82 28 2
1328 Hey, we only allow grilling over by Manet's “Bocal de Condiments” 1.2857 0.04811 98 71 26 1
1329 I told you just “oils or water colors”; now get that CHARCOAL outta here! 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1330 Two van Gogh's and a Hockney on a toasted bun. . . 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1331 Our agreement was for ARTISIANAL burgers, not pre-formed patties! Where do you think you are? 1.2857 0.05616 119 95 14 10
1332 #742, your order is ready! 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1333 If you can't be more careful with that mustard, I'm afraid you will have to move to the modern art gallery! 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1334 You can’t cook that here! This is the starving artist exhibit! 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1335 After the pandemic ended many were confused with how to implement the old normal 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1336 Hey, you're supposed to be in the American Wing! 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1337 Hey! Monet's Picnic in another room. These are Water Lilies. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
1338 Luncheon on the Grass” by Monet is in the next room 1.2857 0.04474 133 99 30 4
1339 The guy over in the chiaroscuro gallery says hold the mustard. 1.2857 0.04648 112 82 28 2
1340 Don't put any more on the grill . The exhibition is closing in 15 minutes. 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
1341 You really think Monet was a charcoal man? 1.2857 0.04327 119 86 32 1
1342 Management said to serve those with mayonnaise, not Monets. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1343 No, no! The sculpture garden is the designated spot for The Burgers of Calais. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1344 Sir, this is exactly why we don't allow indoor dining. 1.2857 0.04474 133 99 30 4
1345 Thats not what I meant by Meet and Greet! 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1346 I'm sorry sir, but we have a new president now. You can't sell cheeseburgers in the white House anymore 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1347 I know that’s you, Warhol! 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1348 We're very strict about our Monet Meatless Mondays. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1349 I want one medium-well that interrogates the very idea of grilling as an art. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1350 For the last time, Jim, there’s no such thing as an impressionist hamburger! 1.2846 0.04548 123 91 29 3
1351 You’re not making a good impression! 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1352 No, that is NOT how to make a good impression on the Impressionists! 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1353 I told you. "Cookout" goes in the neo art gallery in the next room." 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1354 The culinary arts exhibit is next week! 1.2846 0.05479 123 98 15 10
1355 That is not considered performance art! 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
1356 It’s fine there, just as long as there’s no flash. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
1357 I'll have the artsy meal with all the picturesque trimmings. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1358 The performance art is on the third floor now. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1359 I said Degas, not charcoal! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1360 I thought we agreed to no barbecuing near the Monet! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1361 NOT what I meant when I said you could set up by the flowers! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1362 This wing is Acryllic- Charcoal is in the next floor. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1363 Condiments are in Pop Art! 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1364 I don't care how good they are. It's not art! 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1365 Jackson Pollock! This is the last time I’m going to tell you that you don’t belong in a museum. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1366 When we invited families to enjoy a picnic lunch at the museum, we meant sandwiches in the sculpture garden. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1367 Are you respecting the vision of the artist? No, I do not think you are respecting the vision of the artist! 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1368 I'll take mine with vermilion color ketchup on a russet toasted bun 1.2844 0.04716 109 80 27 2
1369 That’s it! I said if you got mustard on the Monet you were outta here! 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1370 Do you have any napkins? Somebody Pollocked all over the floor. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1371 “The Art of Barbecue” special exhibit is upstairs! 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1372 I heard this place was full of starving artists! 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1373 Well Done? Get Out! 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
1374 If you wanted to splatter things all over the place meaninglessly, you should have gone to a modern art museum! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1375 Finally found the holy grill everyone is lookin for 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1376 Frank, you forgot your glasses again. You’re not actually IN the garden! 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1377 Bring your performance art back downtown! 1.2836 0.04446 134 100 30 4
1378 Return to the Daddism gallery where you belong! 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
1379 Cheeseburga cheeseburga cheeseburga! 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1380 I don’t care what you say, cooking is not performance art. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1381 For the last time, Roger, flipping burgers is not a form of art! 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
1382 No, this is the Monet section. Are you looking for the Webers? 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1383 I figured there must be a reason the Renaissance wing had a Michelin star. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1384 When I complimented your burgers as works of art last weekend, Jeffrey, this is clearly not at all what I meant. That said, before you pack up and leave, I’ll take one well-done, with cheese. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1385 For the last time: no smoking in the gallery! 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1386 I see it as surreal, non-cubist, temporary, olfactory, a delight to the taste buds. What do you call your installation? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1387 Your set-up location was by the roadway, not the Monet! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1388 I said "CHAGALL" not "Shall GRILL" ! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1389 Hey Buddy. Barbecuing's only allowed in the Bosch gallery. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1390 Anything created with charcoals has been moved to the east wing! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1391 I'm under the impression that you are in the wrong place. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1392 They burgers are good, Arthur. But calling them "Works of Art" in your application is a bit misleading. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1393 Cooking the perfect burger is not an art! 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
1394 This living art installation "Man Grills" would look incredible in my backyard- I will take it! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1395 We’d rather exhibit Monets with Manets, not mayonnaise. 1.2824 0.05115 131 103 19 9
1396 I told you already: barbecuing is not an art form! 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
1397 How many times do I have to tell you? Abstract 3D Americana Displays have been moved to the 3rd floor. 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
1398 I'll have mine like Monet's Water Lilies: Well done. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1399 The museum curator hired us as performance art 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1400 I may have given you the wrong impression regarding our policy on indoor dining 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1401 Before I have you thrown out, I'll take a double cheeseburger with mustard and pickles! 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1402 Excuse me sir. The performance art gallery is on the third floor... 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1403 No, you cannot call it an installation. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1404 What are you doing? Only vegetarian options in the impressionists section. Meat is restricted to post-modern cubism! 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1405 Only French Fries in this gallery. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1406 Out! I don’t care where you got your MFA! 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1407 I don't care that he wants it well done. This is the French wing. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1408 Installation Art is upstairs. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1409 For the last time, sir. This is a BAROQUE exhibit. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1410 I don' t care how rare your steaks are, Art, you are making a terrible impression here. 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
1411 Your art choice is both rare and well done! 1.2816 0.06080 103 83 11 9
1412 No, grilling does not count as performance art. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1413 No, Sir this is an exhibit of renowned artist G. Rilling! 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1414 Whether it's a Manet or a Monet is besides the point! 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1415 I don't care what Banksy paid you, get the hell out of here before you burn that Monet! 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1416 I wanted a rare performance! 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1417 Please sir, You're getting Mayonnaise on the Monets! 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
1418 You’re a little too close to the painting. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1419 Don't cook such foods in the galleries~ You are making a bad Impression. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1420 This is a smoke-free environment. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
1421 Two for the gentlemen in the Manet gallery. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1422 No, no, no! The American Collection is on the third floor! 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1423 Hey, the Performance Art goes in Gallery Eight. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1424 One Banksy burger to go! 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1425 One Royale with cheese. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1426 Flambé was most certainly NOT a French impressionist. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1427 My toddler could cook that! 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1428 It's a BBQAnon Protest! 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1429 Jackson Pollack got his start righ there as the ketchup and mustard man. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1430 No, I said - "master's pictures I relish". 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1431 I told you, you can't do that in the Monet room. You have to set that up by the Rockwell. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1432 That painting wasn't impressionistic before! 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1433 Hey! Where's your mask?! 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1434 Sir, this is very disruptive! You need to move to the twentieth century American gallery immediately. 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1435 I don't care how well done they are, it's not art! 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
1436 I told you to set up by the POLLOCK 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1437 Hey, this is an art museum. No ketchup! 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1438 I know the wait to see the Mona Lisa is long, but this is ridiculous. 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
1439 When I asked for rare, I meant the paintings! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1440 I've told you three times. Performance art is on the third floor. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1441 Folks, “Luncheon on the grass” is in the other room. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1442 No no no... I said to set up the BBQ by the Lily Pond outside. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1443 No! No! Just calling them "Giverny Burgers En Plain Air" does not allow you to grill in the museum! 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1444 Four medium cheeseburgers in Feminist Art, hold the buns. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1445 'As long as my burger is a medium, I'll consider it an art form.' 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1446 I’ll take the one you were planning to duct tape to the wall! 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1447 The entrance sign did not say "embers only hours." 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1448 wear a mask! 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1449 Stop "Jackson Pollocking" the condiments! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1450 I'm afraid your art is a little too well done. 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
1451 I know grilling is an art, but this is the wrong place for it! 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1452 You call it Performance Art. I call it trespassing... now scram! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1453 You are costing me MONET 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1454 My good fellow, one well done hold the mustard, please. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1455 Performance art is in the 4th floor. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1456 I'm going to need to see an Exhibitor's License or a double cheese burger. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
1457 That's not what we meant when we sent out invitations to display culinary artwork in the Gallery this weekend. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1458 It’s dijon mustard only here! 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1459 Excuse me. When I said you’ll be grilling the burgers by the pond garden, I meant the garden outside” 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1460 Hey you can’t do that here! Performance art in gallery B! 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1461 I like mine with Monet-yonnaise. 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
1462 I still don't think it's art, but I'll take two cheeseburgers. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1463 Performance art is upstairs. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1464 The Andy Warhol exhibit is over there. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1465 Not those water lilies! The barbecue is supposed to be next to the ones in the pond outside! 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1466 I mean, they do say art is subjective. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1467 Sir, if you’re going to eat in here, at least do it in front of a Warhol. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1468 "So you think brushing catsup and mustard on those buns makes you an Impressionist?" 1.2773 0.04453 119 88 29 2
1469 No, a burger is NOT a masterpiece! 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
1470 Sir the sign clearly says NO SMOKING in the museum! 1.2773 0.04453 119 88 29 2
1471 I'm having a hard time digesting this one! 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
1472 I don't even know why you are here. My kid could have made burgers like that. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1473 Attention visitors: the museum barbecue will close in 5 minutes 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1474 Please leave. You're making an unpalatable impression. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1475 And here we have the art of fine grilling! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1476 Has anyone seen Benjamin Franklin's "Proto-Type Methode for Flayme-Grilling Hamméd Burgyrs"? It went missing from the Hall of Amer — oh my GOD! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1477 We need ketchup and mustard for a canvas in the modern art room 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1478 May I have your attention: “serving 100% impressionist burgers at Monet’s water lilies” 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1479 Sir! Americana performance work is the next hall over. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1480 Weber Lillies 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1481 Ketchup on a hotdog in front of a Monet?! What has become of this city?! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1482 i’d like mine look medium from a distant but rare upon closer inspection. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1483 I told you, performance art downstairs 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1484 Grill marks are not impressionism 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1485 Stop singing "We're in the Monet!" 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1486 On today's menu is grilling with French impressionist mesquite. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1487 My post impression is that your burgers are dry! 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
1488 Performance art is in Pavilion B. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1489 I said “the museum’s future is at stake - not in steaks” 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1490 I said no mayonnaise, not Manets! 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1491 What do you think you're doing? This is the modern section, you're supposed to be in the contemporary wing! 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1492 OK , as long as you stay six feet away from everyone else and the artwork. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1493 I meant the real water lily pond on the rooftop! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1494 I was told this was a vegetarian exhibit! 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1495 I warned you! Oscar Mayer is our sponsor! 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1496 You can only do that next to a Seurat 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1497 Yeah, I read "Art of the Grill" too. But... Really? 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
1498 I told you the performance art exhibition is not until next week 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1499 Impressionism only, sir! You're going to have to take that to the Guggenheim. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1500 How many times do I have to tell you? That's not a grill it's a Duchamp! 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
1501 Sir, charcoal is down the hall. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1502 Performance Art is in the BASEMENT!!! 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1503 Charcoals are on the 3rd Floor, pal! 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1504 A double with cheese to the post-impressionist wing, pronto! 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1505 Sir! Indoor dining is forbidden until further notice! 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1506 Henri, when I told you to 'get cooking', I meant pick up a paintbrush! 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1507 I know it’s rare piece. That’s exactly why I’m cooking it for another minute. 1.2752 0.05810 109 88 12 9
1508 Performance art is in the upstairs gallery! 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1509 “ No,I said a Reuben is the next gallery, I didn’t order one.” 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1510 I said ‘Louis Grell’. Not ‘Louis, Grill! 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1511 And that is how one can make Monet on the side 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1512 Hey kid, I was here first 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1513 Is it Monet or Manet? I'll have petit dejeuner. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1514 Timmy, they're on to us. Just tell him "it's conceptual." 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1515 ...and second, it's Monet, not Manet. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1516 Absolutely no outsider art allowed. 1.2750 0.04261 120 88 31 1
1517 of course ... there are those who consider his “Burgers of Monet” installation to be a minor work ... 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1518 Hey Michelangelo, how about you serve up one of those masterpieces with tomato, onion and ketchup? 1.2750 0.04422 120 89 29 2
1519 Don't forget the mustard - the Pollock needs an update. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1520 Stop! A good sandwich artist knows Monet would choose dijon over yellow. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
1521 Sir, people come here to roast the paintings, not food 1.2750 0.05418 120 96 15 9
1522 Can't you find a real pond to grill your burgers next to? 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1523 No! Those are MONETS! Wait...Oh...! You said “There’s a problem with the MAYONNAISE!” 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
1524 No no that’s all wrong! You’re to be set up at Dante’s Inferno! 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1525 I said, “only rare served here, no medium-rare!” 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1526 How many times have I told you, "Kids can't eat in here!" 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1527 You might deem bar-b-cueing to be an art, but this gallery does not! 1.2745 0.06098 102 83 10 9
1528 You idiot, I said Reubens and Van Gogh. Not reubens to go. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1529 Sir, this is a VEGAN museum! 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1530 Yes, you loaned us that Monet. But I would remind you this museum has many influential patrons who are ardent vegetarians. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1531 The director said he likes his paintings rare, but his burgers well done! 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1532 I like my burgers like my art: rare. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1533 O.K., pal -- what'd you do with all the damn soup cans? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1534 Hey! This museum takes a hard stand against flippers! 1.2743 0.04575 113 84 27 2
1535 I said add mayo, not Monet! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1536 Do you have any idea how medium-rare these paintings are? 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
1537 You can only use Grey Poupon in the French Impressionism wing! 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1538 Next time cook with Degas if you want more Monet. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1539 No, no, wrong gallery! With the Impressionists it's always escargots. 1.2742 0.05290 124 99 16 9
1540 ‘When I asked for a saucy exhibitions with a lot of of meat, this is not what I meant!!’ 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1541 “Make that two burgers over medium and a Blue Period special” 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1542 I think you're looking for the American Wing." " First floor, 700's. 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1543 Listen! You are not an impressionist just because your burgers make an impression. 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1544 How many times I need to tell you that your submission, The Art of Grilling, was not accepted. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1545 Matisse is well done 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1546 I specifically said this was a meet the artist event, not a meat the artist event! 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1547 Here we have Monet's Water Lilies and there we have Rodin and his Burghers of Calais. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1548 It's NOT ART if you EAT IT! 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1549 We have a potential buyers for the medium rare. Would you be willing to talk to her about your influences? 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1550 Performance art is in Exhibit Hall G! 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1551 Three Monetburgers, No cheese. Please! 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1552 They are the burghers of Calais, they are spelt with an "h", but most of all they are OUTSIDE. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1553 I said burnt umber, not burned hamburger! 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1554 Hey Jackson, watch out with the mustard! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1555 Over here we have the Life Mimics Art Exhibit. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1556 Hello, sir. On behalf of the Museum Board, thank you for your large donation last month. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1557 Plein air" is not sufficient ventilation 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1558 Attention: The live Backyard Americana Exhibit has begun the Main Gallery. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1559 Hey pal, tell that kid he can't eat that in here! 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1560 I said m-e-e-t me by the water lilies. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1561 I prefer my steaks post-impressionist. 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
1562 I meant Anton Burger... 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1563 Can't you read? The sign clearly says 'Pas de Moutarde in the Impressionist Wing.' 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1564 The curator of contemporary art wants to purchase your performance piece. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1565 Well, if it isn’t another self-proclaimed 'grill master!' 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1566 More oil, less charcoal. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
1567 Performance art is on the third floor! And only on Tuesdays!! 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1568 Grilling is strictly prohibited in the French Impressionist Gallery! Please remove yourself and your grill immediately to the Remington Room! 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1569 Please put on your mask, sir 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1570 And stop already with the “performance art” smokescreen! 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
1571 Sir, you've been told before, picnicking near wetlands is not permitted. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
1572 I don't care if it's an art - that is grilling, NOT barbeque! 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1573 I truly must insist upon getting all up in your grill. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1574 What's his beef? 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1575 It’s medium: oil. Not medium rare! 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1576 $15 a burger! That's too much Monet. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1577 Grilling is not art, It’s a hobby. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1578 Is someone in here using flash photography? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1579 Mesdames et Messieurs, ze newest acquisition in our Performance Art Exhibit, Weber's "Grilling at Giverny"! 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1580 It’s derivative. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
1581 This is the French Impressionists gallery sir, American Pop Culture on 3! 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1582 Sir, we all miss indoor eating, but this is a bit much. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1583 Ce n'est pas un barbecue," said the guard who was coincidentally named Magritte. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
1584 And if you guessed Manet, no burger for you! 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1585 For the last time, the Normal Rockwell's are in the next gallery. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1586 Sir, you will need to move your BBQ to the American wing of the museum 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1587 ' burgers are being served. So good Monet can't buy' 1.2712 0.04449 118 88 28 2
1588 Unprecedented times don’t call for more unprecedented times 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1589 I said I wanted mine with mayonnaise, not Monet! 1.2710 0.05874 107 87 11 9
1590 Sir, I hope you are prepared to pay for the most expensive ketchup stain in history. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1591 Because it’s called ‘Water Lillies’ not ‘Backyard Barbecue’” 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1592 My favorite medium is rare. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1593 You’re supposed to be working with acrylic, not charcoal. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1594 Put on a mask man, what are we, animals?! 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1595 I'm telling you again -- not under the MOnet, "Water Lilies", under the MAnet, "Luncheon on the Grass" in the next room. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1596 The debate raged over impressionism and the meatless burger. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1597 When i said, "Cookout by the pond," I wasn't referring to Monet's 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1598 No, I did not say to set up next to his painting! I said to get in your VAN and GO! 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1599 Sir! When I said you could set up by the water,  I meant by the water that's outside of the building. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1600 Indoor Dining is still not allowed! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1601 Just ketchup, hold the Manetaise! 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1602 Hey! Did Banksy put you up to this? 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
1603 No, that’s not Seurat’s “Sunday Afternoon” in the park! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1604 But we thought your presentation was on the Dutch Burghers. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1605 We need two burgers and an ear in the Van Gogh room. 1.2703 0.05716 111 90 12 9
1606 We need you upstairs to work on the Burghers of Calais 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1607 He said no flash; never anything about a flame. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1608 Sir, we have a strict Meatless Monet policy! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1609 That’s a great juxtaposition between Still and Grill Life 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1610 Hey kid! No touching! 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1611 So you’re telling me sales are better in here, The Met, than in Central Park? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1612 Sir, Monet's "Luncheon on the Grass" is in the gallery up ahead. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1613 In here we have Monet’s “Backdrop to a Barbecue “ 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1614 I'll take a Minimalist on Focaccia 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1615 You and sonny boy are WAY OUT TO Lunch! 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1616 I told you to flip the Bruegels! 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1617 Sir,the contemporary barbecue art installation is next door. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1618 I'll take mine medium, with a side of lily pads. 1.2696 0.05568 115 93 13 9
1619 Ketchup? Duh. On the second floor in the Warhol room. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1620 Excuse me! It is well known that Monet did not like mustard. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1621 For the last time Gary, I said Manet. Not Monet. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
1622 Nice hat. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1623 I’ll take mine with some Seurat-kraut! 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1624 That’s not the performance art I had in mind! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1625 That's not what we meant by rare art! 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1626 The guy defacing the Van Gogh wants more ketchup. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1627 This is no way to fund the arts! 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1628 Two Pissaros with Klimt and make it snappy! 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1629 I need two limited edition signed and numbered double mat burgers in the back room, pronto! And hold the gouache! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1630 I said the painting was rare,not the burgers! 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1631 Sir,please! Performance art is allowed ONLY in Gallery No. 2,down one level. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1632 SIR THIS IS WATER LILIES, NOT WATER GRILLIES. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1633 I like his work- it’s very WELL DONE! 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1634 I told you to feed only the donor class! 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1635 Not THOSE paddies! 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1636 The barbecurator would like a word. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1637 Just when Bob thought he had finally found a way to get paid for his performance art, the art establishment reared its angry head. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1638 If you are going to be careless with your sauce squirting stand in front of an Abstract painting please. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1639 There’s no charcoal in the water color exhibit! 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
1640 When I asked you to barbecue in the garden I didn't mean it metaphorically 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1641 Sorry, no indoor dining! 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1642 It's not summer, yet, Sir. That's a painting, not a window. 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
1643 Hey! Only French cooking in front of the Monet! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1644 Um... Conceptual art is in west wing. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1645 Tommy, get one for me. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1646 Two medium rare – with a Jackson Pollock smattering of ketchup and mustard! 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1647 No Dijon on the Monet!” 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1648 This will be your last supper. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1649 Water Lilies" may indeed stimulate your creative genius, but you, sir, are no Claude Monet 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1650 Hey buddy, you get mayo on the Monet and your bought it! 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1651 Al Roker's review " Come for BBQ Sauce, stay for the Art" 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1652 A well-done centre pairs well with a woody wine and a Watteau, and a pink centre pairs well with a Pinot and a Pissarro. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1653 You're supposed to be in the Francis Bacon wing! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1654 Ladies and gentlemen, in this room we have the muse for "American Backyard Gothic in Charcoal. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1655 We've recently added a few rare pieces to our collection, and a few well-done ones as well... 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1656 Excuse me sir, Sunday in the Park with George is in the gallery down the hall. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1657 Your Art Grillery idea just set off the sprinklers! 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
1658 We agreed you'll do a peer review, not a barbecue 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1659 Non! Non! The Americana Exhibit is that way! 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1660 Stop! I’ve got 35 on the telephone for that burger! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1661 Quick! They need three cheeseburgers at the Moulin de la Galette! 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1662 Barbeque sur l'herbe" is considered one of Manet's lesser works 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1663 They may call you a great culinary artist now, but I remember when you were just a schlub selling red hots at 72nd and Broadway. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1664 Well, that may be how they do it at the Musee d'Orsay, but we don't allow dejeuners sur l'herbe here in the Monet Room. 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
1665 This is the last supper you'll be making here Jim 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1666 Bob found himself inspired by Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe, but decided Water Lilies would make a more appropriate setting for a picnic. 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
1667 Grill en plein air, Sir! 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1668 Please refrain from touching the rare pieces! 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1669 Sir, the Norman Rockwell exhibit is in Gallery B 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1670 Sir, the “American Suburbia” exhibit opens next week! 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1671 How many times have I told you to set up in realism, otherwise this makes no sense! 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1672 It's only a masterpiece if you can flip the burger into my mouth from over there. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1673 Sign says Gallery, not Galley. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1674 One Georgian OKeeffe, one Guernica with a splash of Dali." 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1675 Wrong charcoals! 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1676 We already have a Jackson Pollock upstairs. 1.2667 0.04386 120 90 28 2
1677 I thought I told you, I prefer burgers with Manets! 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1678 How many times do we have to tell you--you can't tailgate the reopening of the Louvre like this 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1679 Big order. One for the Monet, two for the show, three to get ready, and four To Go! 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1680 Relish on the Rembrandt was one thing, but mustard on the Monet is too far! 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1681 Hey, kid, for the third time, it’s part of the exhibition. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1682 Hey ! No smoking ! 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1683 No, sir, I do not consider BBQ socially conscious performance art! 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1684 This doesn't actually violate a single museum policy as long as we don't eat the hamburgers. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1685 Here’s an impression for you. You’re fired. 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
1686 Cooking is not an art 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
1687 Dejeuner sur l'herbe" is on the second floor 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1688 No, I said grill masters set up on 4th floor! 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
1689 Sunday in the Park with George....Foreman. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1690 Your hamburgers are NOT works of art, sir. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1691 You Idiot! I said, 'Prepare for the guild burghers'! 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1692 Stop! This is the Still Life section 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1693 No ‘outsider’ art allowed. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1694 Hey! Didn't you see the no smoking signs? 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1695 Don't worry son, he can try to gatekeep our tailgating all he wants. If MOMA says it's art, then it's art. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1696 He's calling it "Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe" 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1697 I said Monet not Manger. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1698 No, no, dejeuner sur l"herbe is in here. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1699 Monet desire un hamburger et deux hotdogs s’il vous plait. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1700 Now here's a guy who gets it! 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1701 ‘This was not made for your zoom background’ 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1702 They said indoor dining could resume. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1703 And on to our feature exhibit, (medium) Rare Works of Art for the Masses. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1704 Sir, you Manet grill beside Monet. Please Van Gogh. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1705 I told you to set up by the Manet not the Monet. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1706 Love and art is but a shadow, when a man is starving! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1707 Hey! This is the Berger Gallery. With an E! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1708 Now you've overdone it...that was my rarest piece! 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1709 Hey, this is no place for fun! 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1710 When the governor remarked that we're now free to enjoy barbecuing he meant outdoors by your own pool. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1711 Sir you can find Bacon down the hall with the other surrealists 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1712 Jerry, you're too impressionable! 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1713 The condiments are located adjacent to the Pollock paintings… 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1714 Now ladies and gentlemen, our newest. It is called "the starving artist." 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1715 I don't care how many awards you have, the performance art gallery is upstairs. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1716 George wants a dozen burgers for his Sunday picnic in the park. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1717 One Burger and three orders of frog's legs. 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
1718 But they said we can go out in public again 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1719 Stay three feet away from the art, please. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1720 For the last time...your burgers aren’t masterpieces! 1.2645 0.05600 121 100 10 11
1721 Ah yes the art of grilling! 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1722 You wouldn't do that in front of a Jackson Pollock, would you? 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1723 No, I said you could _chill_ by the _Manet_! 1.2645 0.05476 121 99 12 10
1724 Wait a Monet! You can't BBQ in here! 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1725 I'm deducting $50 million from your pay. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1726 ok over here we got a type of guy— he goes with the flow, and doesn’t expect much from life. he loves high-end coolers. you see this guy everywhere, but don’t think much of it. and the artist is forcing you to look, and see how fucken terrible it is. 1.2642 0.05889 106 87 10 9
1727 When I said 'Well done', I meant the picture, not my burger. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1728 Dad stuff is not Dada! 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1729 I don't care that people call your burgers "works of art"! 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1730 You better not have brought that here in a backpack. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1731 Please do not feed the starving artists! 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1732 You sir are no Pollock. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1733 Monet was a vegetarian. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1734 Excuse me! The theme is 'Art will feed you' 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1735 I told you, David Hockney's party is outside by the swimming pool. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
1736 I said, "in front of the Manet not the Monet" 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1737 Are you crazy?!? You can't do that here! The Warhol room is that way. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1738 Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1739 You' can't be here, Bob. It's Sunday afternoon—we need you in front of the Seurat in Gallery 3. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1740 The 6:30 presentation of "This is not a Hamburger" is now commencing. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1741 We have an order of five Jackson Pollock patty burgers and two Leonardo Da Vinci hotdogs and make it quick! 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1742 Don't dump that sauce on! You must use small, flirtatous brush strokes in front of the Monet. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1743 I said, “Don’t go by the Monets,” not “Don’t go buy the mayonnaise.” 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1744 The performance art exhibition is down the hall! 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1745 I told you not to feed Toulouse-Lautrec! 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1746 I don't care if your burgers invoke inner feelings, get outta here! 1.2636 0.04336 129 98 28 3
1747 Burgers with ketchup and Monets. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1748 Two more Monets and one Renoir, medium well, easy Mayo! 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1749 I would like my burger medium rare please . . . with some Manets! 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1750 I'll have the Impressionist Burger please! Medium rare 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1751 Fine, you may be a "figure with meat" but you Sir are no Francis Bacon. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1752 It was supposed to be a Max Weber! 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1753 This is not what I had in mind when I said performance art! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1754 I said the American Wing, Larry! 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1755 I want my burger rare, like the Mona Lisa. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1756 You think this isn't art? Wait 'til you taste 'em! 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1757 3 burgers,hold the Picasso 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1758 Bob, I said I wanted a“chiaroscuro” exhibit, not “churrasco”! 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1759 I told you not to use charcoal by the Monet; it browns the flowers! 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1760 Hey! Hold the Monet-aze on mine. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1761 I said mustard and Manet,not Monet! 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1762 Performance art is on the mezzanine! 1.2623 0.04324 122 92 28 2
1763 Some kid just added to Monet's art with ketchup 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1764 Wrong floor, sir! Conceptual consumption is on the second. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1765 I’m glad you’re “really feeling” the Monet, sir, but we’re not *literally* en plein air. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1766 It doesn't qualify even if it's also rare and well done 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1767 Regulation 16.3a "No Installation Art shall activate the gallery's alarm systems." 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1768 Stick with tableau — or we’ll have to move you to the east wing for live action role play. 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
1769 You better Gogh now 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1770 The critic says 'Well done.' 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1771 And you know what really burns me... 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1772 Outdoor” dining ny 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1773 A day with dad at museum" is not today 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1774 I SAID BY THE WATER FOUNTAIN, NOT THE "WATER LILIES"! 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1775 You know you're only supposed to do that by American Gothic. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1776 I said we needed more Salvador Dalí, not Salvador's Deli! 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1777 That's not how we use charcoal in here! 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
1778 I don't care if you're 'The Grill Master', it's still not performance art. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1779 That goes in the American wing. This is a wine and cheese area. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1780 Hey, I told you to set up down by ‘Joseph and the Mustard Seed.’ 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1781 The museum has a strict policy of allowing outings only in the Seurat Room! 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1782 Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Cheeseburger 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1783 It's only 'Performance Art' if you're listed in the catalogue! 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1784 ‘I said this was a Monet exhibition, not gourmet!’ 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1785 Can’t you just use a green screen? 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1786 Hey, Michelangelo, take it outside! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1787 A rare one for the collector please! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1788 For the last time kid- it's an art instillation. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1789 Sir, the realism exhibit is actually on the third floor. 1.2613 0.05536 111 90 13 8
1790 One rare cubist and one surreal sirloin. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1791 Travesty! Monet never ate outdoors! 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1792 I know it's Bring Your Child to Work; I know it's lunchtime; I know kids can be finicky eaters, but still.. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1793 Hey! Here they are going to have to be both rare and well done. 1.2613 0.05682 111 91 11 9
1794 You one of those Not in My Backyard people? 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1795 Le Dejeuner Sur L'Herbe" is in Gallery 7 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1796 American Hamburgers do not belong in the French Impressionist section of the museum. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1797 Culinary Arts are down the street. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1798 What happened to our regular caterer? 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1799 Wrong venue. Tailgate art's in the exhibition hall. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1800 And remember, no dogs allowed. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1801 I asked for the triptych, not a tri-tip! 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1802 What gave you the impression that it was ok to do that! 1.2609 0.04468 115 87 26 2
1803 I agree that great barbecuing is an art, but it belongs in our outdoor exhibition area. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1804 We need three medium rare in Neoclassical. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1805 Jones,the budget included catering m-o-n-e-y,not catering the Monet! 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1806 Excuse me sir , grilling must be done in the performance art pavilion 1.2609 0.04294 115 86 28 1
1807 I’m sorry but this is one cultural occasion that frowns upon tailgating! 1.2609 0.04468 115 87 26 2
1808 When I said 'Near the Waterlilies', I meant outside, not inside you blithering idiot! 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1809 In this respected establishment, medium-rare isn't rare enough! 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1810 You're going to have to leave if you continue to have fun. 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
1811 Sir- the Andy Warhol exhibit is on the sixth floor 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1812 Two hotdogs for American Contemporary, one burger with everything for Impressionism, and the Medieval Wing wants to know if you have any suckling pig. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1813 Actually, the stairs were the biggest challenge to getting my work into a museum. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1814 I said pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1815 Where'd you say you got your MFA? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1816 You tell that kid,no painting,no burger! 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1817 They want another burger up at Hockney's swimming pool! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1818 Food is not art in here, Buddy! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1819 I'll take mine medium rare, with Monnaise on the side 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1820 Security! He's back again! 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1821 Sir, please stay behind the line. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1822 Hey, the Seurat party is upstairs! 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1823 Thanks to the smoke from your grill, Mona Lisa has a five o'clock shadow! 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1824 Sir. This is New York. We do NOT put mayonnaise on hot dogs. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1825 The room for performance art is upstairs. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1826 Performance Art is confined to the auditorium. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1827 American conceptual art is on the next floor up! 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1828 This is a Vegan museum! Get out! 1.2596 0.04531 104 78 25 1
1829 Common mistake, sir, but this is a Monet! Manet's ''Luncheon on the grass'' in over in the next room. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1830 If Monet WANTED a smear of gulden yellow on his painting, he would have PAINTED a smear of gulden yellow!! 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1831 I don't care how surreal those burgers taste! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1832 Hey chef, we said you can look in this gallery, not cook. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1833 Damn it Joe- this is not what I meant when I said "Meet in front of the Monet." 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1834 You know the rules... outdoor dining only! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1835 Culinary arts are across the hall! 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
1836 I don’t give a damn if it is a family gathering—no flash photography! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1837 I told you, this is The Met. M-E -T. There’s no ‘S’ 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1838 Boy, I wish I didn't have to call the police on him because those burgers look pretty darn good. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1839 Mr. Trump's limo is here. He said you can let the kid eat the leftovers. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1840 Condiment drip technique was post 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1841 No, Phil! You can't just call it "Pop Art" 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1842 I just don’t think charcoal is the best medium for Impressionism 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1843 I said mustard on my coney, not on my Monet 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1844 Condiments are in Post-Impressionism 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1845 I've got an order for a burger to go with the Bacon. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1846 Excuse me sir,The Art of the BBQ exhibit is on Level 3 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1847 New docent, eh? It's "burnt umber," dummy. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1848 Monet always used Dijon mustard 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1849 See kid, I told you my burgers were works of art. 1.2589 0.05492 112 91 13 8
1850 I don’t have any Monet, but do you guys take Venmo? 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1851 I said 'by the MANET'... and I'm beginning to think you lied about training at Le Cordon Bleu! 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1852 Sunday in the Park with Al Giddens and his son Bryant. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1853 Make mine mixed medium! 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1854 Remember - art is rare and burgers are well done. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1855 It's not art if you burn it! 1.2583 0.05358 120 98 13 9
1856 I thought the invitation said Dubuffet! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1857 Two Monet burgers and a Van Gogh to go! 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1858 I said move in our Bergerac, not a Burger-Rack." 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1859 Two Poblano Picasso burgers, and Le Dejenuer sur l'herbe on the side. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1860 You may think your sauce is a work of art but that is no excuse! 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1861 The grill is your canvas, the spatula is your brush, the condiments are your palette, now create me a MASTERPIECE! Hold the cheese. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1862 Monet would never use charcoal! 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1863 I've told you a thousand times, not in the Impressionist wing! Get back to Modern Art where you belong! 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1864 The Benefactors are in the other room” 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1865 Hurry up! The Renoir fans are getting impatient!! 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1866 We have a strict dress code here, sir! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1867 I said next to the pond not the water lilies. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1868 That's only allowed in the realists wing! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1869 The Jackson Pollock origin story. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1870 No no no, I asked you to install Luncheon on the GRASS, not lunch on the gas 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1871 I don't care what Bobby Flay says, grilling is not one of the fine arts! 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1872 Can someone grab a plate for de Milo? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1873 No, no, no! Monet specifically said no cooking in the garden! 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1874 How many times do I have to tell you? It’s Manet, not Monet! “Déjeuner sur l’herbe” is in the next room! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1875 Hey! This isn't the Conceptual Art Wing. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1876 Mouth Watering Lilies 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1877 Three with cheese and three without for the Cezanne section. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1878 Pop up, my patootie - social distancing, masks, and sanitizers, or you're outta here! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1879 Have you noticed how the rib-eyes follow you around the room? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1880 Henrí, your performance art display is NEXT week. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1881 Marina Abramović already did that! 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1882 Would you like your burger with Monet, Manet or mayonnaise? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1883 No, the naked lady waiting for lunch is that way. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1884 I told you, you could only stay if you don't move. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1885 Hey, I've had one of your burgers! Shouldn't you move into the room where our painting of the 'Last Supper' is hanging? 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1886 The curator says there is no 'American Grill' exhibit! Also, her burger was overdone. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1887 I'll take one with spicy brown mustard, pickles, lettuce and tomato! Just don't burn the Monet. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1888 One of your customers needs a bit more mustard on your still life 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1889 Excuse me, sir! The interactive Le Dejeuner sur l'herbe event is in the next gallery. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1890 The Abstract Expressionists would like tossed salads. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1891 Some kid smeared a Jackson Pollock painting with ketchup. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1892 I don’t care if you ARE the artist’s great grandson, the family pass clearly says no barbeques 1.2566 0.04494 113 86 25 2
1893 You must wear a mask! 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1894 And only Bleu cheese on my son's burger! It is the most impressionistic of the cheeses! 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1895 No, this does not count as 'fine dining' 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1896 Yessir, I’d like Monet-anaise on that burger. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1897 Okay, okay, I was wrong. Apparently you CAN sell a burger to a hungry six year old, but you still can't sell a painting to save your life! 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1898 Those better be artisanal burgers!" 1.2566 0.04314 113 85 27 1
1899 Excuse me Sir, this section of the gallery is reserved for oiled canvas, not broiled cattle. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1900 No mayo on the Monet buddy! 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1901 I don't care if it's created with charcoal! 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1902 I really need you out of here before the paintball match begins 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1903 Can I get your performance art with mustard? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1904 Not by the Monet you fool! if you wanna cook, go to the Campbell soup can! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1905 Sir! The "Art of Grilling" showing is next week!" 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1906 No flash photography please. It ruins the paintings! 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1907 This is not the opening for Monet’s Grill! 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1908 I told you, "Don't use the Van Gogh buns with the Monet burgers" 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1909 If I find ketchup on one painting, I’m shutting you down! 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1910 The interactive exhibits are in the north wing. This is the impressionism wing. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1911 What do you think this is? Meals on wheels? 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
1912 I need two more, both ironically overdone, yet subtly so. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1913 "You can argue that cooking is an older art form than painting and you may have Oscar Wilde and Julia Child on your side, but they don't own the gallery" 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1914 I said catering to taste makers not taste testers 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
1915 Only burgers on a baguette with French dressing for our Renoir patrons. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1916 This is "Impressionism" section. "Realism" is that way, my friend. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1917 I said we were going to sell some Bruegels! 1.2553 0.04522 94 70 24 0
1918 The lengths some artists will go to, to create an authentic charcoal drawing... 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1919 Mustard on a Monet? It’s Brilliant!! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1920 No sir, it is not a postmodern commentary on consumerism. It’s a damn BBQ!" 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
1921 The Caravaggio table is, and I quote, "not at all impressed with their weiner proportions." 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1922 Ken, I was obviously joking when I called your tri-tip a work of art. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1923 Wrong gallery, pal. You belong over in Performance Art. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1924 The lady sitting in front of the big Degas would like to change her order to a double Jackson Pollock Burger with extra onions. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1925 I don’t care if you think Barbeque is an art form 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1926 I don't care if you wrote 'The Fine Art Of Grilling', get out of this museum! 1.2549 0.05860 102 84 10 8
1927 Rare works only! 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1928 Who cares about the caption contest? WHY AREN’T THESE PEOPLE WEARING MASKS? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1929 Return that grill to the modern art exibit immediately! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1930 Performance art is one floor down! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1931 Sir, you're too close. 1.2547 0.05697 106 87 11 8
1932 Those burgers better cost $4K a pop and cleverly critique the over-commodification rampant in contemporary art shows, buddy. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1933 Hey Van Gough I get it The grill is your canvas 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1934 There's a group of five in the Picasso gallery that want a more artistic presentation of the condiments. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1935 Sir, this wing is no place for Dada-ism. 1.2547 0.04458 106 80 25 1
1936 Every one of those better be well done or rare. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1937 You have to take your performance art outside. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1938 Get out! That's not a good impression. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1939 I’ll take two, and what a beautiful live action rendering of a 1950’s American BBQ 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1940 Sir, this is MONET's garden, not yours! 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1941 Sir, those burgers need to be six feet apart. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1942 « No sir! Art is not a question of taste! » 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1943 Mayonnaise?! I thought he said a side of Monets! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1944 What's with the Orangerie sauce on the hamburgers? 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1945 Not that sort of ‘Americana’! 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1946 You'd better have a damn good artist's statement for this! 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1947 The Pollock needs a little more ketchup. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1948 This is a museum of modern art, those better be plant-based. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1949 I don't care who was here first 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1950 Two Pollack burgers, but hold the sauce. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1951 Well, this Monet is rare *and* well done! 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1952 You're in the wrong section, performance art is over here. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1953 Rare with good composition please 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1954 The performance art space is on the 6th floor! 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1955 Bill,stop getting the Mayonnaise on the Monet! 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1956 Remember, Wilson, it's 'all you can eat' for platinum-level families. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1957 Milkshakes are on 5. 1.2545 0.04172 110 82 28 0
1958 Dammit Joe! The ketchup boxes were art! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1959 Come look, a suburban art performance! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1960 Yes, cooking is an art form! But just display your finished product! 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1961 I told you to feature her oeuvre! Not feed hors d’oeuvres! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1962 I told you, grilling is not an art form. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1963 I said mayonnaise on the side, not Monet's! 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1964 When you say you're not a performance artist, is that part of the performance? Or can a I get hot dog? 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1965 POP UP BARBECUES ONLY IN THE STEVEN SPAZUK GALLERY! 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1966 Larry from Near Eastern Sculptures said no pickles! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1967 Last time you ate a banana at an art galley it costed me $120,000. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1968 Make that 2 Rubens to Van Gogh ! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1969 Attention shoppers! Hamburgers are now being served at the Manet lily pads in gallery 34. That's hamburgers at the Manet, not Monet. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1970 Two cheeseburgers,hold the ketchup,one with extra Monets on the side. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1971 Charcuterie only in the Impressionist wing. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1972 This is not the place for outsider art. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1973 You can't do that here, sir! You want the mid-century American male idyllic wing. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1974 This does not meet the board's challenge to satisfy the appetite of the Art Community. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1975 TWO DALI BURGERS WITH CEZANNE TOPPINGS AND A VERMEER OF PICASSO SAUCE ON THE SIDE! 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1976 Sir, this does not count as outdoor dining 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1977 You don't understand. My burgers ARE art. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1978 In this museum, we feed the eye, not the stomach! Cal Bellamy Munster, IN 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1979 I'm gonna need three burgers and a bratwurst over by the Pre-Raphaelites. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1980 I know you're one of the installations but could you whip up some crudites and brie? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1981 To think that this is what they're calling 'performance art' these days! What the hell - I'll take two, well done, no mustard! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1982 Look! It's a George Segal of a man yelling in a museum. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1983 No, no! I wanted burgers with mayonnaise, not with Monets! 1.2526 0.06165 95 79 8 8
1984 When I told you that I expected your work to be well done each day, this is not what I meant. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1985 Gimme cubist onions. Hold the Monetonnaise. Water lilies on the side. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1986 This is 'Still Life', you need to take your cookout to the 'Starving Artist' exhibit." 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1987 I need two to go. Is my Monet any good here? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1988 No, it doesn’t matter that your burgers are ‘artisanal’! 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1989 Someone got mustard on the Pollock. I think 1.2525 0.05979 99 82 9 8
1990 Yes, I've heard of starving artists but you can't grill here! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1991 I told you to set-up in the Munch exhibit! 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1992 I'm opposed to live installations! 1.2524 0.04517 103 78 24 1
1993 Where’s my burger and Basquiat of fries?!?!? 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1994 The curators have to stop showing the conceptual art with the impressionists! 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1995 Sir! Living art exhibits are STRICTLY limited to Wing B! 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1996 Not Monet. Manet. “Picnic on the Grass” is in there. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1997 Hey! That painting doesn’t need any more oil than it already has! 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1998 This is not what was meant by making art more accessible! 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1999 I said well done, not next to rare. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
2000 This gallery is supposed to be a feast for the eyes! Not the stomach! 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
2001 I told you last weekend, it's either burgers or art. You can't do both, Pollock! 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
2002 Sir,the Jackson Pollack exhibit is in a different room. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
2003 I distinctly told you that barbeque is served exclusively in the Contemporary American Wing. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
2004 Sir, I’m afraid I have to disagree with your al-frescoe dada expression. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2005 You wanna grill by a pond, try the park. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2006 I told you to put the BARBARA KRUGER in the south wing! 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2007 If you have beef with Monet, please take it outside! 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2008 No-look cook, inspired by Pollock 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2009 Sir! Please tailgate at least 6 feet from the art. 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
2010 The rare paintings exhibit is now serving.” 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2011 Performance art or not,you can't cook in here! 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
2012 Okay, they're garden burgers! 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
2013 🎶 take me out to the mo-net 🎶 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
2014 The American performance art exhibits are upstairs! 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
2015 Mark did not know what to expect when his boss told him he was due for a grilling. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
2016 Who moved the Duane Hanson next to the Monet? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2017 I told them these are rare! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
2018 Hey! Performance Art is in the North Wing. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
2019 Ketchup must be applied using short, spontaneous strokes that capture the essence of the hamburger. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
2020 Claude! Four more tempura water lilies for table six! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2021 He wants it well done, like the paintings. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
2022 You said "the Grill" was en plein air! 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2023 Pleine air cooking. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
2024 I meant prepare an 'Anthony' Burger and 'Lawrence' Weiner assortment in the gallery, you idiot! 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2025 Make mine a little more glazed for my palette and not so much hue. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2026 Ketchup. Mustard. Pickle. But no Manet’s on my burger. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
2027 And watch the BBQ sauce this time! They're not all Jackson Pollack! 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2028 When your done, would you like to join our charcoal drawing class? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2029 The lily-pond dining area is strictly vegan, and no fossil fuels 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2030 Two rare burgers for the Picasso room ! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2031 If that's your idea of performance art, mine was too rare! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2032 I'm warning you, one more Monet with heat damage and you can kiss your concession license good-bye! 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2033 Go find your own Lily Pond! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2034 I’ll have a Picasso with cheese. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2035 Order in! Three burgers with everything for Post-Modernism! 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2036 "Two with cheese ... by the Van Gogh's." 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
2037 An artist would NEVER put ketchup on a hot dog! 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2038 Hey, Monet, come see what Manet has cooked up in here. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2039 Sir, You’re only allowed to barbecue in the modern wing where there’s already mustard and catchup on the wall. 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
2040 Forget what you got away with at the Capitol. Your BBQ backyard behavior isn't allowed in the Museum! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2041 ...and over here is charcoal art. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
2042 Sorry but the Impressionist gallery is vegan only! 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
2043 Is that a Monet or a Manet you're ruining with the BBQ smoke? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2044 I miss the days when all a Performance Artist had to do was shoot someone. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2045 I said “Out of here this minute”, not “Out by the “Monet” 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
2046 I've told you a hundred times, condiments can only be used at the Pollock!!! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2047 The art is in flipping the burger! 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2048 Sir, American Fine Arts is on the second floor! 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2049 Monet did not barbeque at Giverny! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2050 I realize that travel restrictions are tough now, but a virtual picnic at Giverny in the museum is a bit untoward. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2051 Sir, for the last time, this is the non-smoking section! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2052 If you switched to plant-based meats, you could preserve lily ponds like these for future generations! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2053 And who would like a brat? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2054 When I encouraged you to consume art, I didn’t mean... never mind 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2055 'Sir, I hope you purchased those items in the gift store' 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
2056 M-E-E-T the artist, not M-E-A-T the artist! 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
2057 Beyond Art...brilliant! 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
2058 This is the gallery for Impressionists. I told you to set up in the Surrealists. You’ve ruined everything! 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
2059 Bob was embarrassed to learn the Performance Art Exhibit was last month. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2060 I said in front of the Seurat, not the Monet! 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2061 How much Monet do you want for those hot dogs? 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2062 Performance art was supposed to set up on the third floor! 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2063 Our masters collection room is not a place for grill masters! 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2064 They’d prefer you to set up under Pictures of Hell. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2065 One dejeuner sur l'herbe to go! 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2066 Please refrain from juxtaposing! 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2067 SIR, WHERE do you think you ARE? Here at the Met, we serve TACOS on Tuesday! 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
2068 Hey, that Monet is worth twenty four million bucks so no more accidents, capiche? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
2069 While barbecuing, I like to enjoy a scenic view. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
2070 Dadaism is in the next wing! 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2071 You'd better be trying to make some sort of statement! 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2072 Hey buddy! I could have you serving 10 years for assault and splattery! 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
2073 Hey! I said next to the cafe, not the Monet. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2074 ‘Hey, no smoke on the water lilies!’ 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2075 Some kid's trying to eat the Damien Hirst!!! 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2076 No smoking AND no grilling. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2077 You ruined the Monet! Now it will cost you lots of mo-nay. 1.2478 0.04269 113 86 26 1
2078 This isn't the 'searing review' that I pictured..." 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2079 Munch is the artist on exhibit - not the name for your side gig! 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
2080 I thought you said 'Where can I see Magritte?' not "Where can I put my grill? 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2081 sir, well done is not art 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2082 'The guy buying the Salvador Dali painting wants sliders.' 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2083 From Monet's Bourgeois Period, I presume? 1.2478 0.05556 113 94 10 9
2084 If you're gonna do that in here, at least go by the Pollocks. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2085 NOBODY thinks your burgers are works of art! Get out! 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2086 The director is quite miffed! He explicitly asked for his burger to be rare. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2087 The Hamburger Kunsthalle is an ART museum! 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2088 This new critic is really grilling the Monet 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2089 I’ll take one with monet, lettuce and tomato 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2090 Two Monet burgers with Impressionist sauce and a Dali dog with kraut, but then i gotta kick you out. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2091 Charcoal may be your medium, but this is a vegan establishment! 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2092 Burnt offerings only at the Temple of Dendur! 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
2093 Sir...modern art exhibits need to be installed in the East Gallery. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2094 I'm sorry sir, but the Performance Art Section's on the other side 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2095 When I said "rare".....I meant the artwork.....not the burgers! 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2096 Beat it, kid. The interactive art is on the third floor. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2097 Monet or Manet?” “It’s mayo-nnaise. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2098 What part of “hold the mustard” did you not understand? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2099 The cafeteria is on level 5, son. That's a wax statue. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2100 Hey, this is an art gallery! We don't sell things people want here. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
2101 No, not Monet’s garden. The barbecue is this way at Manet’s Luncheon on the Grass . 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2102 I said I wanted my burger with mayonnaise, not Monet! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2103 Ixnay near the Monet 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2104 Outside by our POND’S water lilies, Sir! NOT here by Monet’s! 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2105 Diorama #3–After the years 2020 and 2021 when humans were forced to convene outdoors and forego entertainment, even traditional outdoor activities were moved to indoor cultural institutions. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2106 You Philistine! The grill is an ART INSTALLATION, not a food service station! 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
2107 Please return the barbecue to the Duchamp exhibit. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2108 Charred medium with mustard and water lilly. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2109 Without Monets, please! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2110 I’ll have mine with ketchup and Monet-aise!” 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2111 We're getting complaints about the Abstract Expressionist burger. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
2112 For the last time, Dylan, Tabasco sauce does not go with waterlilies. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
2113 No. Fishing in front of Monet's 1917 "Water Lillies", grilling is in front of 1865 "Luncheon on the Grass". 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
2114 "Impossibly rare, please. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
2115 A struggling artist's Plan B. 1.2459 0.04247 122 94 26 2
2116 A true artiste shouldn't need sauce! 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
2117 Not Monet! Renoir! 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2118 I'll have mine rare ... no, wait -- one of a kind! 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2119 Post-Impressionism hall says they want another 4 with cheese. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
2120 Our newest addition to the Living Artists collection is “BBQ Time in America.” 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2121 I came here to see rare works of art, but these are only medium rare. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2122 I said al fresco not by the fresco 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2123 Mushrooms are available by the Rothkos. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2124 Throw on some more lighter fluid, I love shouting, Fire in the Hole." 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2125 ‘He preferred the installation that served curry’ 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2126 The sign says 'baroque.' 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2127 I don’t care if it is performance art, you got mustard on the Monet! 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2128 Timmy, STOP! The CADMIUM YELLOW MUSTARD IS TOXIC! 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2129 No no no! Performance art is on the third floor! 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2130 Hey, no performance art in here! You guys are to the left of the foyer. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2131 Two Warhols pronto, one with the pink bun, the other with extra ketchup. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
2132 Sir, you know damn well the Impressionists were vegetarians! 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2133 I said baroque not barbecue! 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2134 ‘ Greg! I’ve told you a hundred times THIS IS NOT OK!’ 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2135 Can I get those to Van Gogh? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2136 Hey, buddy! You sauced it, you bought it! 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2137 Your camembert burger may be avant-garde, ethereal, and tasteful, but it’s still not art! 1.2453 0.04408 106 81 24 1
2138 I'm warning you: these people have no taste. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2139 Sir, the trustees rejected your proposal to turn the gallery into a "Grillery" last week - please don't make me call the police again. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2140 Hey, kid! No touching the artwork! 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2141 Ed, the only things we like to roast around here are derivative Surrealists. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2142 Ignore him, dad. Your art's not just well-done. Your medium's rare too. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2143 The guys at the Last Supper insist their burgers are kosher! 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
2144 How many times must I tell you, Culinary Arts is on the third floor! 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
2145 I keep telling you, only squeeze the mustard and ketchup in front of the Jackson Pollocks! 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
2146 No Impressionistic Burgers allowed in the gallery!" 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2147 Sorry, but you have to take that over to "Luncheon on the Grass"! 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2148 No, Mark, the art of grilling doesn't count. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2149 That Monet sees a drop of Dijon, and me and you take a walk to the Medieval Wing! Capeesh? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2150 Moving day at the White House 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
2151 A burger" was short for Anton Burger...idiots 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2152 The barbecue bash is meant to be by the pond outside Alex,not in front of the pond painting 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2153 Margie, the ‘Long Lost Americana’ exhibit is in here.. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2154 For the last time, no performance art! 1.2449 0.04366 98 74 24 0
2155 The cafe asked for your impression of the menu, not your Impressionist menu. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2156 Monet would not be impressed! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2157 Mona Lisa would like hers with cheese please 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2158 PLEASE! Performance Art is on the second level, sir! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2159 I hope you realize that Monet was a vegan. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2160 You're an artwork. They're not supposed yo be real hamburgers. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2161 I told you, the 'Cheeseburghers of Calais' reception is next month! 1.2449 0.04366 98 74 24 0
2162 The"Déjeuner sur l'Herbe" is in Gallery 3! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2163 It's not my problem that it's raining outside. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2164 That will have to be to go. Closing in five minutes. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
2165 Le Dejeuner Sur L'herbe is on the third level! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2166 Biggie WAS right! Mo Monet mo problems... 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2167 Contemporary art belongs in the east wing! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2168 Smoking is only permitted on the terrace. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2169 Hey chef, we put the food court next to the Pollock exhibit for a reason! 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
2170 Sorry, Dada is upstairs. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2171 It's not art AND it's not a sandwich! 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2172 Can you direct me to the smoker section? 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
2173 Plein-air painting does not imply alfresco dining! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2174 No, not THAT garden ! 1.2444 0.04555 90 68 22 0
2175 As convincing as the rendering may be, this is however, not your back yard. 1.2443 0.04068 131 101 28 2
2176 That’s 86 on the Warhol Campbell soup. Plenty of Last Supper meat, and push the Magritte apple. 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
2177 MASKS, PLEASE!! 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
2178 Hold the water lillies on my burger 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2179 The customers in Primitive Art would like their steaks very very rare. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
2180 The chef had no idea who Jackson Pollock was, but he took the curator's comments as a sign he'd finally entered the art world. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
2181 No eating the performance artwork! 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
2182 Not the Monet, the Renoir “Luncheon Of The Boating Party”. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
2183 I said El Greco 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
2184 That ketchup bottle is a Warhol! 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
2185 That's 'Not a Barbecue'! 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
2186 I told you to stay in the Jackson Pollock wing. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
2187 It’s mayonnaise, not Monet-onnaise! 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
2188 Sur l'herbe! Sur l'herbe! 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
2189 We don't do burgers with Manets, Sir. 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
2190 Excuse me! Stand behind the line cook. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
2191 I like mine rare like the art. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
2192 Medium-rare, with neoclassical grill marks please. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
2193 Take a note from Monet and go en plein air 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
2194 You can’t grill in this bathroom, we shouldn't even have an art exhibit in here. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2195 Yes, there's Monet here, but the Burghers of Calais belong in the sculpture gallery. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2196 I said a hot dog with NO ketchup! What are you, a surrealist? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2197 Sir, I find this offensive and provocative! You're hired!" Andy Chen Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2198 Put the truffle oil down, sir. This room is for the classics. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2199 Stanley, what part of ‘Pizza with Picasso Day’ didn’t you understand? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2200 The lady by the Dali can’t remember what she ordered...Guy by the Pollock says he’ll put his own ketchup on. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2201 I'll have the Monet burger with a side of lily pads. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2202 I said we need something thrilling in our concessions, not grilling near the Impressionists! 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
2203 This is a reminder to all visitors that you must obey the museum’s rules and a reminder that our list is incomplete. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2204 Sir, this is the Impressionist Gallery. Modern Art is in the East Wing, you will have to set up your exhibit down there. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2205 Sir, this is highly inappropriate! Please move your grill to the Rockwell exhibit, where it belongs! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2206 We do real art, not Performace Pieces, MOVE! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2207 Claude Monet was a master of marinades. You, sir, are no Monet! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2208 If he's not buying he's not eating! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2209 Don’t let your grease oil get on that water color masterpiece. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2210 Exorbitant admission pricing and timed entry does not make this a sporting event! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2211 I don't care if your burgers are a work of art, there's no tailgating allowed in the museum. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2212 I got an order for 2 dogs hold the mustard from the sculpture garden and a veggie burger with every from the modernist wing. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2213 Come look at what they're grilling in the Giger exhibit 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2214 Just a heads up some of the docents are vegans. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2215 No! No! Barbecue by the haystacks! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2216 It may be a work of art, but it doesn't belong in here. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2217 Throw the ketchup, mustard , mayo and what ever else you have on the bun for the person in front of the POLLOCK ! '' 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2218 Any neophyte knows mustard does not go with Impressionism! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2219 This is not what I meant when I asked you to put your Monet where your mouth is! 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
2220 But indoor dining is at 25% 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2221 Excuse me sir, but Monet was vegan. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
2222 One with Dijon impasto and one baroque but no bun. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2223 I need six more impossible burgers on gluten-free buns with organic arugula, artisinal catsup, and air-roasted heirloom onion rings. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2224 Luncheon on the Grass" is in the Manet Gallery, not the Monet Galler 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2225 Well Mister, where I come from frying hamburgers IS an art. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2226 When I asked for a ballpark catering figure, this is NOT what I had in mind! 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2227 Croque Monsieur! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2228 Sir, these are rare pieces of art. Unlike your burger that's just well done 1.2421 0.05933 95 79 9 7
2229 I salute the tribute Sir, but let me remind you that Manet’s « Luncheon on the Grass  » is on the 3rd floor Room 7. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2230 I don't care WHAT Mr. Monet told you. 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2231 Hey! I ordered friezes with my burger! 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2232 Contemporary art exhibition is on the third floor! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2233 We need 2 more in the Van Gogh room. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2234 Hurry up on those 2 Monet Water Lily Burgers and add 1 Matisse Blue Nude Burger 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2235 Please don’t eat the performance art! 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2236 If you get one drop of barbeque sauce on the water lilies you're out of here, got it 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2237 I'll have wat-er lil-he's havin' 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2238 I've always liked a burger with Mon-naise! 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2239 This is the MET gallery. You want the meat 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2240 The curator didn’t seem to share Fred’s enthusiasm for abstract expressionism and mustard 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
2241 Relax in a Garden in Giverny" was a marketing slogan, not an invitation to barbeque 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2242 This is not a place for performance art! That’s next door. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
2243 Someone should really move the security guard exhibit out of the way 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2244 Bankrupt galleries and new restaurants are popping up on every damn block these days. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2245 I'm sorry sir, this is the liberal arts section. The conservative arts section is over to the right. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2246 What in the world do you think you’re doing?! This is the Vegan Wing! 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2247 Hey! There's no smoking indoors! 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2248 Excuse me, do you have a permit for that?? 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2249 Claude's Maison de Hamburgers is now open, everybody! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2250 I oughta throw you out, but now's the time for unity. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2251 How many times do I have to tell you that the Impressionist gallery is vegetarian only? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2252 People want the culinary artist as a young man in there. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2253 Grilling hamburgers in the gallery DOES NOT make you an artist! 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2254 Sir, is that a glass bottle in your hand? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2255 Hey! I said permission to see Pollock not potluck! 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2256 Today's exhibit- The Art Of Tailgating." 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
2257 I need a Botticelli burger, Picasso potatoes, and a Cezanne salad to go. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2258 I already told you, ridiculous conceptual pieces paid for with obscenely large corporate grants are in the CONTEMPORARY wing! The CONTEMPORARY wing!!! 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2259 Monsieur, this room is for sautéing only! 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2260 Give me two medium burgers and a side of water lilies. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2261 Giverny or the Met, you can't do as you please without a mask! 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2262 ...and as you enter this room you'll notice the multi-sensual impact of a modern interactive construction... 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2263 Sunday Afternoon in the Park" re-enactments are in the Green Room only on Wednesdays and Fridays 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2264 Excuse me, the charcoal on canvas exhibit was last week. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2265 A couple more Picasso's with manchego! 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2266 It's Sunday afternoon and you're supposed to be at the Island of La Grande Jatte. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2267 Gimme one dejeuner sur l'herbe 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2268 When I said that art is found in everyday things, I didn’t mean that literally! 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2269 Someone carried off the Oldenburger! 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2270 Sir, this is not the place for exhibitionists! 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
2271 I think your burgers are a little over-Cezzanne’d 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2272 Have you seen my palette? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2273 Quinton! Come here at once. You've placed the 'Surrealist Dining' sculpture in the wrong location again! 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
2274 I'm going to give you one Monet to leave! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2275 It's performance art! 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
2276 You are needed in the Jackson Pollack exhibition. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2277 Déjeuner sur L'herbe is in the next room. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2278 If that burger is a work of art you're not supposed to touch it! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2279 Sir, that art installment belongs back in the Modern Art wing! 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
2280 This gallery is reserved for Grill Impression burgers in their purest form. Dripping ketchup or mustard can be done at the Pollock collection on the 3rd floor. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2281 Take your performance art outside! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2282 Breakfast will be served next to the Bacon. And for desserts you can go over to Thiebaud. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
2283 In front of Monet's Water Lilies, a man in a chef's hat is grilling burgers for a child, who holds a plate expectantly. The manager of the gallery wags his finger and screams, while two visitors ignore the scene in favor of the paintings before them. 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
2284 Two dozen more for the Warhol Coca-Colas exhibit. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
2285 We’ve been reopened for ONE day...! 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
2286 So I am expected to grill "en plein air"? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2287 If you don't mind I would rather have you do your cooking by the Pollock's" 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2288 Sir, that level of sizzling is only allowed in the American Wing. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2289 Now in this gallery, we have mixed media pieces- Meet the artist Al Fresco, who is known for his works combining painting with dining. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2290 I don’t care if it’s got ‘monetonnaise’, the Francis Bacon burgers belong in the Expressionism wing! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2291 Ordering 5 cubist burgers and 2 surrealistic dogs 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2292 Time to feed these people's mouths instead of their eyes. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2293 So now your telling me food is Art? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2294 You can't have American BBQ along with 19th-century French Impressionist paintings! This is insanity! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2295 Don't play innocent Sir, I saw you touch the painting ! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2296 It’s okay, my son tells me this is called “interactive” art 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2297 We have a Barbizon collection. We don't have a barbecue gallery. 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
2298 One Manet Burger...And hold the lily pad...Please?! 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
2299 Excuse me. The name “Giverneyburger” has been taken. 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
2300 "Hey! When I said 'well done', I was referring to the art!" 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
2301 Seriously? When I said you could set up by the lake, I meant outside, not by the painting! 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
2302 I said to charge money, not Monet 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2303 This is a refined establishment. Only steaks, not burgers. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2304 This is not what I meant when I said to make the exhibit family friendly! 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2305 They're a little overdone to be considered works of art, pal! 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
2306 Forget the kid, I got some hungry "potato eaters" that are crawling off the wall in here. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2307 Give me a double. No Manets. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2308 Can you do an impression of a burger that's not burnt? 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2309 I thought rules were clear: only take away until further notice. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2310 Please Exit Through the Gift Shop 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2311 I told you! Not by the Monet! By the Bosch! 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
2312 Three rare cheeseburgers; I'll pay you later when I get the Monet. 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2313 I said rare! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2314 Hey chef, make my burger a work of art! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2315 Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe is in the next room. You want Manet, not Monet. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2316 I thought I smelled a forgery! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2317 Unbelievable. The only condition was not next to the Water Lilies. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2318 Monet used daffodil yellow, not mustard! 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2319 Hey, hurry up my order! We're not here to pause and reflect, you know. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2320 Hey, I was next! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2321 Whatever your impression, the Burghers of Calais shouldn't be here, but with the Six Guys in the next room. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2322 For the last time, Sir! I wasn’t being abstract when I told you that no amount of Monet will allow you to be in here! 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
2323 . "I don't want hear anymore about 'food is art'...." 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2324 Call yourself an artist? Mine was way over-cooked. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
2325 It's 'gild the lily' not grill near them! 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2326 I'll take my contemporary piece medium rare, hold the criticism. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2327 When I said to leave room for relishing the Monet, I didn't mean literally. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
2328 Make that two Renoits,one Matisse and hold the Van Gogh! 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
2329 Chef, there's a person in the Jackson Pollock room who just wants to play around with the ketchup and mustard. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2330 Pizza is now available in the Modern wing. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2331 The Life as a Hamburger performance art exhibit closed last month. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2332 No, no, no - this is way beyond burger! 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2333 Sir - for the last time. This floor is for vegan-only performance art. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2334 There's no way I'm buying your so-called impression of a steak. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2335 The real crime is that overdone burger. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2336 We sold the backyard to save the business. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2337 I swear to God if you set the sprinklers off I’m gonna be sooo mad! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2338 We only allow vegan performance art. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
2339 I will respect you as a performance artist more if you give me a burger. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
2340 You can't do that here! That sign there clearly says, "Ceci n'est pas une pipe." 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
2341 Dang it, Bill, it’s just a grilled hamburger it’s not a work of art! 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2342 I don't know much about hamburgers but I know I like cheese on it. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2343 This new modern art exhibit smells delicious! 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2344 Ok, grilling may be an art, but it's not one we display here... 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2345 Enjoy some Burghers," I said. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2346 I said "Mastering the Art of French Looking! 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2347 It's not part of lunch if it's taped to the wall. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2348 'Jerry, when I said that you needed to bring more meat to the grill, I was not being literal!!' 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2349 If you are going to squeeze the mustard so hard, move your cart to VanDa's "Field of Dandelions." 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2350 You can't do that here! Go to Manet's "Dejeuner sur l'herbe" 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2351 Now that's a rare piece of art! Medium-rare... 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2352 I'll have the Monet burger - hold the lily pads! 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2353 Alfred, the memo clearly stated the outreach barbecue was set to take place on the rooftop garden, not Monet's garden. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
2354 You better not put that oil on canvas! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2355 Take your installation out of Impressionism and up to Pretentious Sculpture where it belongs! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2356 Distancing also applies to the Monet 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2357 Performance art is across the street at the Museum of Modern Art! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2358 I said, "NO DOGS ALLOWED!" 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2359 You can’t BBQ by a Monet with a ketchup bottle—that’s Pollock. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2360 I'll have some monnaise with that, please. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2361 Excuse me sir there is no grilling in the museum!” “But the sign only says no smoking 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2362 If you added some mixed greens to that, it would be a masterpiece. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2363 Nice try mister! I just got off the phone with the artist herself and she said you are definitely NOT part of the exhibit! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2364 I don't care who you were 'informed by.' Take it somewhere else. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2365 Billy; what you are you doing? You know we are vegan! 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2366 Excuse me sir! I’ll take mine medium. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2367 Order for Mr. Cruise. One Top Gauguin burger and one Show Me the Monet! 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2368 How many times do I have to tell you? No performance art on the Impressionists floor! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2369 ‘Nothing kills artistic hunger quicker than a “well done”.’ 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2370 This is the vegan wing!! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2371 I don’t care if they are ‘waterlilies’, if you don’t get the barbecue out of here I’m going to show you a great impression of movement as part of the human experience. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2372 En plein air, s'il vous plait! 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2373 Jackson Pollock's career as a grill cook was short-lived. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2374 No no no. You're supposed to be doing the atmosphere for Dejeuner sur l herbe! 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2375 Jesus, Bill. Your burgers are not the masterpieces you think they are! 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
2376 Sir I must insist you serve FRENCH fries! 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2377 My child appreciates a rare masterpiece 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2378 Sir, that better not be Van Goat you’re grilling. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2379 We’re MoMA and we only sell hotdogs, goddamn it, hotdogs! 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2380 Hey-- only in front of the Seurat picnic painting! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2381 No, no, no! You can only tape raw meat to the gallery wall - once it's cooked it's worthless! 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2382 I said set up for the Baroque period exhibit! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2383 Sir, when we said “Lunch with an Artist” we didn’t mean burgers with the Monet. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2384 Nice try, Jeff Koons! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2385 I said mayonnaise,not Monet! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2386 Pinot and prompts, malbec and Magritte, vino and vinyasa, merlot and Matisse, sure, but mustard and Monet? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2387 And a round of veggie burgers for the impressionist room. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2388 I'll take one with tomato and water lily. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2389 Is that your impression if catering a field trip? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2390 If you say rare, surreal rare one more time you're outta here! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2391 No, I am not violating your First Amendment rights by telling you not to hold a barbecue in the Louvre 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2392 Grilling is only permitted in the post contemporary area! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2393 When I told you to set up the grill next to the water, that's NOT what I meant! 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
2394 Remind me - is it Manet or Monet who likes hamburgers? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2395 Now this is a performance piece—dinner and a show! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2396 I’m sorry Zed, I don’t care if it’s not meat 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
2397 Hey, chef! Show me the Monet! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2398 Performance art is on the third floor! 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2399 Didn't you see the No Smoking sign? 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2400 I'll take mine artistic. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2401 I told you , experimental art only on the first floor 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2402 We want these people to keep drinking the free wine and spending money, so give the kids as many burgers as they want to keep them from bothering their parents. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2403 Jenkins, you idiot! I said, 'Be sure to LOOK OUT for kids when they get too close to the paintings!" 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
2404 Those folks by the "Luncheon of the Boating Party" are still waiting for their burgers. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2405 The painter wants you to return his oils. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2406 Performance art is on the first floor. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2407 Hey! You can't make MONEY here 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2408 claude was vegetarian! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2409 Six Calais burgers, extra cheese! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
2410 What do you think you're doing? You could get mayonnaise all over the Monets! 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2411 Meet our newest art history PhD. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2412 Son, how many times do I have to tell you - do not touch the sculpture! 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2413 Tonight’s showing is on fresco, not al fresco! 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2414 I'll take two burghers - the name's Rodin 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2415 Is that mustard on the Monet? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2416 Do not feed that child until he explains this Jackson Pollock to me! 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2417 I get the impression you are in the wrong gallery. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2418 Museum closes in 10 minutes. Time to toast your buns! 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2419 There's 12 hungry men in the next room that could use a burger for their Last Supper 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2420 Move your barbie away from the Monet 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2421 I don't care that you're the "grillmaster." 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2422 The boss says go easy on the Cézanne-ing. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2423 Sir,I've been to Giverny! Mssr. Monet hated barbecue sauce from a bottle! 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2424 I'll have water lily leaves and mustard om mine. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2425 If they weren't Impossible Burgers, we might allow them, but forgeries have no place in this gallery. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2426 I'll take one droll commentary on the voracious appetite of consumer culture, rare, with mustard and relish. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
2427 They've run out of hotdog buns up in Old Masters. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2428 I don't care if your kid is hungry, it's part of Jeff Koons "Banality" series! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2429 ''Get out and take that painting with you, Mr. Monet!" 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2430 Grey Poupon or get out! 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2431 On second thought, no mustard. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2432 Don’t make me tell you again...only Grey Poupon in the French impressionists section! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2433 Your “Study in Charcoal” should be in with the sketches. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2434 LILY PADS NOT LILY PATTIES 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2435 What art thou doing?! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2436 He's insistent that we move away from the Monet, adamant the Bacon in the next gallery is the appropriate choice. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2437 I don't care if it was Monet's favorite meal! 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2438 be sure to make enough for everyone! 1.2339 0.04146 124 97 25 2
2439 Pardon, Monseiur; that painting is two million franks! 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2440 Duchamp your urinal was groundbreaking but a grill? 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2441 One burger medium rare lettuce tomato and mayonnaise. One hot dog all the way. And one order of truite saute' sauce amere, traditional. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2442 What part of "no indoor dining" was unclear to you? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2443 You are supposed to be at the Pollack. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2444 I said I wanted rare, not collector's piece! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2445 Excuse me! All charcoal art is supposed to be on display in Gallery #3 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2446 It is 'rare' to to see such a great 'medium' being displayed - 'well done'! 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2447 NO Plein Air barbecuing allowed....don't make me call MOMA! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2448 I don’t care if indoor dining has been opened 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2449 Sunday in the Park with George. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2450 If you're going to make such a mess at least doing it in the Pollack exhibit! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2451 My palette is screaming DaVinci and all you have is Warhollandaise. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
2452 What? Cooking isn't art? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2453 I told you to go next to our outdoor pond, not next to Monet's most famous pond! 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
2454 Monet will have his with Dijon, Swiss, and cornichons on the side. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2455 That's not what we meant when we said "marinate in the art". 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
2456 Smoke on the water lilies 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2457 I don't care if your burgers leave a good "impression" – your work is clearly Realism... 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
2458 For the last time — grilling is not an art! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2459 I told you before and I'll say it again - this is NOT performance art! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2460 That bbq is going to cost both of us a lot of Monet 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2461 Your medium is no message. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2462 two fried water lilies, hold the mustard and side of pond ga 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2463 Two more from the van Gogh exhibit room, no cheese. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2464 Conceptual art is outdoors only! 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2465 Two Van Gogh dogs and a Picasso burger! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2466 Daddy,the neighborhood is changing. Is this what they call gentrification? 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2467 Good news, your "Up in Smoke" piece has been sold to Trump for 304 million. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2468 How many times do I have to tell you?Your burgers are are NOT a masterpiece. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2469 Another artist that was grilled during his time 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
2470 "One rare art burger and one well-done. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2471 Due to the weather the live art installation was moved indoors 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2472 Last call for beans and corn down in 19th Century. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2473 Only you can prevent museum fires," said Smokey, the bear of curators 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2474 If you get mayonnaise on one more Monet, so help me... 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2475 Sir, this is Water Lilies, 1916. Not The Last Supper. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2476 I have an opinion about this! 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2477 You're in the wrong place. You're supposed to be in front of Botticelli's La Mappa dell'Inferno, around the corner. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
2478 Sir, please don't touch the exhibits! 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2479 Get sauce on the lilies dude, and you’ll be cooked next! 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2480 Don’t get me wrong. We certainly appreciate authenticity with our performance artists. It is just that we have noticed mustard stains on both the Monet and Pollock. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2481 Gimme mixed media on brioche. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2482 Art is Food and Food is Art! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2483 Keep those water lilies away from the hamburgers. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2484 Excuse me sir, but no one is allowed to make money off of Monet but us. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2485 If you have a flare up, there's lots of water under the lily pads. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2486 Suburban art is on level 3! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2487 Rockwell is in the other room! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2488 Unique, I say, not rare! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2489 Somebody get those patties away from the lily pads! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2490 Hey, you can't do that in here! This is the Impressionists. Performance Art is upstairs! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2491 Respect our American culture - no shoes, no service! 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2492 Hey, this is impressionism, not realism! 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2493 Covid protocol does not allow indoor eating. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
2494 Garden Burgers! Garden Burgers! Not Burgers in a Garden! 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2495 Take that performance art outside! 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
2496 The sprinklers just don't get avant-garde grilling! 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2497 The Munch room is on the 2nd floor! 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2498 Classical Meal-ism 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2499 I don’t have a caption, I just want to say how delightful this cartoon is ❤️ 1.2320 0.04969 125 104 13 8
2500 And don't put any more ears in the Van Gogh salad! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2501 Fran Liebowitz says if you can eat it it’s not art! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2502 Where's that koi burger I ordered half an hour ago? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2503 Those of you with tickets to the Claude Monet water lily exhibit including fine dining, please enter here. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2504 I told you -- Culinary Arts is in Studio C. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2505 Can I get a free burger? I know they cost money but I don’t have any Monet, 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2506 I could do that! 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2507 I'll take mine like these paintings... rare!" 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2508 Only if it’s your impression of a hamburger 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2509 Don’t forget, Peter, the bottled water’s $4 extra 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2510 How dare you! The mustard goes below the meat! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2511 It's not art if you use pre-made patties. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2512 Let me tell you, painting at this level is no picnic. 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
2513 Performance Art is in the North Wing! 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
2514 Hey, make mine a burnt sienna on a raw umber bun! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2515 You do realize it's meatless Monday? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2516 I’d say my art isn’t exactly rare, more like medium-rare. Occasionally well-done. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2517 Sir we’re going to have to ask you to leave. If you’ve got extra, I’d take a burger before you leave 1.2315 0.04284 108 84 23 1
2518 Be careful, we don't have Monet to burn here! 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2519 I'll take mine with a water lily on the side. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2520 This is The Met, not The Meat. 1.2314 0.05083 121 101 12 8
2521 Ketchup is not canon! 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2522 You performance artists belong in the cafeteria! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2523 Not another Francis Bacon pop-up! 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2524 Just because we call this gala Paintings in the Park doesn't mean you can have a barbecue. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
2525 Because the Food Chanel said you're an artist on the grill! 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2526 Once again, the museum’s preferences to food as a medium is rare! 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2527 Hey buddy. When I told you to take it outside, I meant ‘real outside.’ The Water Lilies are just ‘pretend outside.’ 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
2528 The Last Supper exhibition opens next week! 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2529 Get out! A museum is no place for artisans! 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2530 Hey Tommy, you've got to see the exhibition before you have dinner 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2531 How much Monet for a dog with the works? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2532 Some people just don’t get modern art 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2533 Hey, performance art is to be done down the hall! 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
2534 I hate the new Museum Cafe. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2535 Seriously!? Andy Warhol’s exhibit is down the hall, sir! 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2536 still life 2021 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2537 Can you scrape together one more Koi burger? 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2538 I don’t care if the mustard is lily-colored! 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2539 My dad always told me cooking was an artform, but I didn't think he would take it this far. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2540 Sir, I said no flash! 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2541 Hey, no catsup allowed in the Monet gallery. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2542 I've been looking all over for you, Harvey. I said I wanted mayonnaise on the side -- not Manets. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2543 Hey! You can't stay there. Contemporary Grilling, Kingsford and Weber on the third floor. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2544 Can you make triangle burgers? The abstract exhibit is down. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2545 Post-modern performance art representing Western idealism of colonial suburbanism is upstairs! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2546 Please go back to the primitive arts section. You’re upsetting the expressionists. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2547 You come near my wife again, and I will fucking end you, I swear to God. Don't look at me like that. You know what I'm talking about. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2548 Hey! Surrealist Art is on the 3rd floor. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2549 I don't care how artistic your grilling skills are, it's still a fire code violation. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2550 I did Not say that your grilling was an art form! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2551 Is the Monet organic? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2552 Cartwright,Cartwright! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2553 I love your performance piece. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2554 If I have to clean mustard off of Water Lilies one more time...! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2555 Tableaux are taboo,you two! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2556 I'll have the Vincent van BurGogh 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
2557 Two hotdogs, hold the Monet 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2558 For the last time, please take this down to abstract expressionism if you’re gonna get fancy 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2559 You’ve got it all wrong! Fly-fishing by the Water Lillies. BBQs by Le Dejeuner sur L’Herbe. On your left and down the hall to the right. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2560 HEY, this is a botanical exhibition, those better be vegan! 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2561 You're not allowed to give out rare works. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2562 Here we have a panoramic view of the once starving artist. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2563 I'll take one medium-rare, with lotus and tomato. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2564 Game Day at MOMA 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2565 Idiot! I said in front of the Manet. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2566 Hey, there's no smoking in here! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2567 The woman in the Impressionists said her burger was a little too pink inside. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2568 There's a sundae bar in front of the Thiebaud. 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
2569 Performance art is now on the fourth floor. 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
2570 I don't care how lifelike it is,no cooking in front of the Monet! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2571 Vincent Van Gogh away 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2572 It would be surreal if you could make mine medium rare. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
2573 Gimme one van Gogh, medium rare, heavy on the Monetonnaise. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2574 The damn CO alarm is annoying, but that burger was high art. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
2575 Masks must be worn in the museum please! 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
2576 I'm sure it's delicious, but I didn't think you meant a culinary arts exhibition. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2577 Johnny, this isn't what I meant when I told you to serve the public. 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
2578 You may have perfected your burgers to an art form, but this is not the performance art wing. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2579 Those burgers better be vegan, buddy! 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2580 Why aren’t any of us wearing masks?!? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2581 The sign reads craft area not cafeteria. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
2582 You know that Monet was a vegan! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2583 This charming AMERICAN BACKT YARD evokes memories better forgotten. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
2584 For the last time, no performance pieces!! 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2585 Hey; you’re in the wrong place. The Art of the Grill is in the next hallway over. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2586 Sir! No mustard on the Monet! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2587 I really hope your last name is Pollock. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2588 I will take mine as well done as a Rembrandt! 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2589 WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD SELL BURGERS IN MY FUCKING ART GALLERY. PACK UP YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT!" 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2590 There is an Andy Warhol "Campbell Soup" table available. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2591 I told you before, performance art is in the east wing! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2592 Only dijonaise on the French masters! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2593 Well, it is pretty surreal. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2594 The Director wants one medium rare. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2595 I'm sorry, but your work just doesn't cut the mustard anymore. 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
2596 Two burgers and two dogs for the Surrealism exhibit 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2597 No bun; I’m on a keto kick. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2598 for the last time, the modern art museum is across the street! 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2599 next in line for the vaccine 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
2600 I love that new piece “dog grilling” Its so real. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2601 The modern art museum is across the street. 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
2602 You were supposed to set up by the picture of Joan of Arc being burned at the steak. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2603 A starving artist is creative and inspired. Stop feeding them. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2604 I've told you before, performance art is on the 3rd floor! 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2605 Two burgers for the guards in gallery five, and a hot dog for me. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2606 Sir! This is not what was meant by “accessibility” 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2607 Grill life with patties, buns and condiments (2021) 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2608 Francis wants Bacon! 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2609 I'll try an impressionist’s burger. Those abstract ones weren't filling. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2610 Featuring work from Kansas City artists does not mean we're looking for a KC Masterpiece. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2611 No outsider food allowed! 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2612 Your work left a poor taste in my mouth 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2613 Two double cheese cubic burgers in the Picasso room. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2614 How many times do I have to tell you? You're going to have to get your own canvas if you use the squirt bottles. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2615 Dang it, Craig. I meant a grille! With an "E"! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2616 Is it mayonnaise or Manet? I can never remember. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2617 HEY! No Outsider food! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2618 Hey! Get those brats outta here! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2619 Hey! Grillin' is fine, but taping a hotdog to the wall is not, buddy! 1.2269 0.04036 119 93 25 1
2620 Mr. Pollack, please! 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2621 I just love this trompe l’oeil you’ve done around the pond! 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2622 I specifically said ‘next to the pond,’ not next to a painting of a pond! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2623 Charcoal art goes in the east wing. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2624 If you are using BBQ sauce, move to the room with the Jackson Pollock. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2625 I think the squirts of ketchup actually made it look better though... 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2626 At least grill in front of the Gauguins! Monet doesn't deserve this! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2627 Do you accept credit card or cash-Monet? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2628 There are 1%ers who are waiting for seconds. 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
2629 I'll have the special Monet burger with extra Pollock sauce and hold the Warhol. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
2630 Your mustard’s turned the Monet into French’s Impressionism! 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2631 Enough with the rare, Pablo!! Medium-well is what they want!! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2632 That's not our kind of rare! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2633 Sorry, American contemporary displays are one level above. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2634 Four to go for the Manet party! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2635 I said ketchup on the waterlilies, not mustard! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2636 Unless your name is Jackson Pollock, hold your fire! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2637 No, no- I said next to the mayonnaise not the Monets!” @msil510 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2638 I know what I like--well done. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2639 Brilliant. I’ll take it! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
2640 For the last time, I said I wanted a Basquiat exhibit, NOT a barbecue exhibit. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2641 It's performance grilling. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2642 You're really creating an air of verisimilitude for "'The Great Fire of London' in the next gallery. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2643 The hamburger man will be leaving in 15 minutes. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2644 You need to move that to our kinetic art exhibit room ". 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2645 I said "get out" not "cook out!" 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2646 One with ketchup, mustard --and hold the abstract stuff. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2647 No outside food allowed in the gallery cafe OR ANYWHERE ELSE! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2648 I told you to barbecue by the Gauguin! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2649 Put that away you're suppose to be a starving artist 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2650 This is Pre-war French Impressionism. You belong in Pre-Covid American Iconography. 1.2255 0.04158 102 79 23 0
2651 « Médium » is the message ! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2652 I said, “by my daughter Billie’s,” not “the Water Lillies!” 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2653 This is impressionism; only french food please 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2654 Hey - performance art is down the hall! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2655 Art is meant to be savored, not eaten! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2656 . . . and MAGA does not stand for Make Art Greasy Again! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2657 I'm a vegan! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2658 -Excuse me sir, can you take your instalation to the performative area? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2659 Wrong! It’s the grilled veggies by the Monet and the burgers by the Kahlo! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2660 CHARCOAL IS ON 4. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2661 1 Rauschenburger and hold the Freud Frites! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2662 The Edvard Munch exhibit has nothing to do with food! 1.2252 0.05382 111 94 9 8
2663 At least the 'Piss Christ' guy washed his hands! 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
2664 You need to get into your van and go! 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
2665 'I said "flip burgers to get MONEY" not Monet' 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2666 when you call it ‘impossible,’ do you mean on an existential level? 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2667 Excuse me.... but it looks like you got ketchup all over the Jackson Pollack! 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2668 Picnickers only in the Manet room. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2669 'Pop' art is not Dad's burgers. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2670 I’ll tell you what I told the guys with the salsa bar – take it outside! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2671 Have some respect! Where's the baguette? Figs? Camembert? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2672 Are you the guy who set up the all-you-can-eat potato salad tureen next to the Pissarro? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2673 Grill with your Kid at Work Day” was last wee 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2674 All hats must be removed and checked into the cloak room! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2675 Cooking as an Art Form” venue is two blocks down 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2676 I don't care if barbecuing is an art. You're turning this exhibit into a scratch and sniff. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2677 Two Mona burgers and a Klee-dog!" 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2678 Museum closes at 5, take it al fresco! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2679 Another Rare exhibit! 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2680 You Idiot! I told you to start grilling in the *Manet* gallery! 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2681 Vite, vite! I'm having lunch under 'Les Demoiselles d'Avignon', c'est soir! 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2682 I thought we agreed that fish goes better with Waterlilies. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2683 Sir, if you're going to get mustard all over our paintings would you mind moving your grill down to our Jackson Pollock collection? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2684 Can you deliver to the luncheon of the boating party? 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2685 On ne parle pas franglais! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2686 Despite what you may have read in a magazine, grilling is not a fine art! 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2687 I’ll take mine medium rare, the way Gogh intended 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2688 Excuse me! This is the Impressionist wing! Relational Aesthetics is downstairs! 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2689 How many times have I said that your physical performance of "American Dad BBQs for Son: A critque on the American Dream" does not belong in the Impressionists section?! 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
2690 George! A grill by the Monet does not qualify as outdoor dining! . 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2691 What gave you the impression that grill marks are art? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2692 Maybe you missed the ‘no smoking’ sign. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2693 Sir, culinary art is hardly art, and it does not belong here! 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2694 Burning cow with coal GASP! Satire on sign of the times 1.2241 0.05061 116 97 12 7
2695 I said NO ONIONS, Rembrandt! 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2696 I know surrealism when I see it and I say, hold the mustard ! 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2697 Not there! In between the Potato Eaters and the Bacons will make the better impression! 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2698 Hey van Gogh, easy on the ballpark mustard. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2699 Hey, you asked how the art made me feel, I felt hungry. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2700 I said watch out for burglars not cook some burgers! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2701 Hey! I told you to set-up in the Dali exhibit! 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2702 Charcoal is on display in the next gallery. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2703 Cooking is an art, you know. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2704 Everywhere you go there's a BBQ critic. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2705 Pardon me, where's the Grey Poupon? That's a Monet. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2706 Is this your idea of haute cuisine? 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2707 I thought the oil would be on a canvas! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2708 For the last time, what part of the difference between a gallery exhibition and a grilling competition don't you understand?! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2709 This way, ladies and gentlemen. Mixed media performance art. 1.2233 0.04124 103 80 23 0
2710 I'll have the Giverny Burger and the Water Lily Salad. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2711 I said...in front of The Picnic, not Water Lilies 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2712 I'll have one medium performance art burger. Hold the decorative mustard and catsup. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2713 We already told you once - you can't sell your "Lily Patties" in front of the Monet. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2714 Don’t get the wrong impression, we said ONLY in front of the Pollock. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2715 Hey, you know there's no cooking in the lily pond garden! 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2716 Two burgers, water lilies on the side 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2717 I'll Take a Naked Dog with hot mustard! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2718 What do you think you're doing? Meat and Monet Monday was last week! 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
2719 Are the hot wings by the Manet or Monet 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
2720 Bar-B-Ques allowed in the Plein Air gallery only! 1.2222 0.05317 108 91 10 7
2721 Introducing Banksy’s new series- Picnic Art. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2722 Aha! Let me be the first to tell you this is a GALLERY not a GRILLERY! 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2723 Hey! "The Luncheon of the Boating Party" is upstairs 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2724 No, they're great burgers, Mayor de Blasio. That's not the point. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2725 You just set off our smoke alarm! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2726 I know you fashion yourself an artisanal burger chef , but I’ve told you to keep your grill outside! 1.2222 0.04407 90 70 20 0
2727 Sorry you have to move on, cooking is not considered an art in here. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2728 I'll have mine over easy on a Picasso 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
2729 Hey...you’re supposed to be a performance art work...don’t feed the visitors..! 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2730 I don't care how much the kid likes it, it's not a work of art. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2731 But the sign said 'cue here? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2732 The Jackson Pollocks are on the third floor! 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2733 One more Van Gogh hold the ketchup, and a Bobbit on a bun! 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2734 Hey Maestro! This is impressionism section - performance art goes in the back of the gallery. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2735 How much Monet do you want for a Munch? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2736 Only classics here! please proceed to the contemporary art floor for contemporary cuisine. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2737 No, no! The culinary arts exhibits are in the food court! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2738 My dad says just flip his over your shoulder and he'll catch it - he wants to keep an eye on the Manet. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
2739 Ahem. Please don't eat the daisies. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2740 You’re standing too close to that painting! 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2741 Hey, no drinking in here. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2742 And in expected NYC fashion, onlookers continued to go about their way as if there was nothing wrong with a grill out within the MOMA 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2743 Wednesdays are $1 burger day at the Met. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2744 Sir, this isn't what we meant when we said you could grill the art. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2745 Nowadays everybody's a performative artist! 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2746 I said I wanted a work by Barbara Kruger in this exhibit, not some guys working on a barbecue. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2747 For the last time, Fluxus is on the 3rd floor! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2748 Monet for muffins get your chips for free. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2749 Experimental is down the hall sir 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2750 Winslow! Button up that damn shirt! Wadaya think we're runnin' here, a hotdog stand? 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2751 If you want to do that, ya gotta go three gallaries over by the Renoir showing a lot of people eating lunch. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2752 You're only allowed to pregame in front of the Rothko! 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2753 Remember Robert, people should say the only rare thing in this gallery are the paintings! 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2754 This is not what I meant by stake off the Monet! 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2755 I've mustard the strength to ask you to leave. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2756 I talked to my manager and yes, you can use the tomato that’s duct-taped to the wall as a topping. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2757 Pardon! This section is tartare only. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
2758 Those patties better be all beef and those pads better be all lily! 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
2759 Take that performance art outside the museum! 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2760 The gallery is for art masters not grill masters 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2761 For the last time, filets with Monet is never going to happen. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2762 wrong opening night, Bill. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2763 One Monet burger, well, with Picasso sauce, hold the O'Keeffe Onion. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2764 I told you Paul, today is my day for curating pieces not curing pieces. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2765 No sir! You cannot have your ‘Mo’ nay Lilly Patties’ popup restaurant here! 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2766 You idiot, this is Impressionism! You want Conceptualism, down the hall to the left. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2767 Charcoal Technique” is meeting on the 3rd floor 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2768 For the last time - this isn’t the charcoal section. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2769 Hey! I said to make those burgers in the American Wing! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2770 Excuse me, sir—that's a Monet, not a Pollok. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2771 Hey, that technique is only permitted in the Pollock exhibit! 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
2772 Nix the da Vinci with mustard. Make that three filet Monet’s with ketchup. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2773 Sear marks are not a form of artistic expression. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2774 I don't know anything about art, but I know what I like. Right now, I'd like a hamburger with hot sauce! 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2775 Hey, close it out! They're trying to scratch and sniff the Renoir. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2776 For me medium rare - mauvish crimson in the horizon line 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2777 No, you do not understand the difference between impressionism and realism. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
2778 The Burgers of Kyle 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2779 Is this “Figure with Meat” by Francis Bacon ??? 1.2202 0.05585 109 94 6 9
2780 Gluten-free avocado burger with a dash of Edvard Munch hot sauce to heighten the senses, my good man!" 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2781 The picnic's at the Garden of Earthly Delights. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2782 Bob, come in here. There's a whole painting about eating potatoes. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2783 I love seeing this piece recontextualized! 1.2200 0.04163 100 78 22 0
2784 Hey, Billy! Get back here! We've been over this, no more barbecue at the exhibits! You'll get ketchup all over Monet again, and daddy really can't afford another one of those fines! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2785 Sir, you've got the wrong Monet! Permission for grilling is limited to 'Dejeuner sur l'Herbe'. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2786 THAT IS NOT PERFORMANCE ART. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2787 And now we move from Impressionism to imprisonism. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2788 No, you do NOT qualify as modern art! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2789 Sir, Please keep your grill 3 ft. away from the painting. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2790 I thought I told you everything in this exhibit is rare! 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2791 Hey, dumbass, didn't I tell you to set up near the Pollack? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2792 Culinary arts is across the street! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2793 Try a new Lily Patty! You’re sure to leave with a great impression! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2794 If you don't leave, I will come there and flip YOU 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2795 Well, performance art has its limits... but make mine medium rare... 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2796 I'll take one with ketchup please, do you take card or just Monet? 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2797 .. and No oils! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2798 Culture isn’t a sauce! 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
2799 Barbecue is NOT a fine art. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2800 No Coke, Pepsi. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
2801 Ketchup and mustard are fine, but usually I prefer burgers with Manets instead. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2802 I curate the art, not the meat! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2803 I know cooking can be considered an art form, but this is ridiculous! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2804 Can I get a status on the burgers for the family looking at the French Impressionists? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2805 It's hard to make a good living as just a performance artist. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2806 Stop what you’re doing! Only baguettes and jambon at the Monets! 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2807 Wonderful piece of conceptual art! Could you bring that over to my place later? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2808 Two charcoal burgers and an etching on the side! 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2809 Sorry, we're not accepting 'Performance Art' in this show. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2810 I'm sorry, but your exhibit belongs in "American Postmodernism", not "Italian Renaissance". 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2811 The charcoal artist with the distinctive palate was moved to this room! 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2812 My kid could do that. 1.2188 0.05774 96 82 7 7
2813 You were supposed to set up near the charcoal drawings. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2814 For the last time, the charcoal exhibition is next week! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2815 Hey. Hey. It doesn't smell like vegan! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2816 This is not what we meant by, "Come and enjoy our virtual gardens." 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2817 Ayyyy must be the Monet! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2818 The trustees no longer recognize on-site hamburger grilling as performance art! Pack it up! 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2819 Everybody's a critic" Table two in the Rembrandt Room says the burgers are too well-done 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2820 Culinary Masterpieces are one floor up! 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
2821 I said in front of the Seurat! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2822 For a good sear, I do prefer Degas over Decharcoal. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2823 When you're through here, we need a burger in the Warhol Gallery, hold the condiments. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2824 Go easy on the ketchup and mustard, this floor isn't for Modern Art! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2825 "They're called Impressionism Burgers, they give the impression of real meat." 1.2182 0.05227 110 93 10 7
2826 I wanted a haute dog! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2827 Go easy on the Warhols! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2828 One lily pad burger, please. It’s either this or the Birth of Venus clam chowder. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2829 I said...don’t block the view! 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2830 3-D installations go on the second floor. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2831 I said I wanted the painting rare, not the burgers! 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2832 Now that is just taking modern art too far! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2833 Sir, the Culinary Arts Exhibit is in the next gallery. 1.2182 0.03956 110 86 24 0
2834 I don't care if you call it food for thought. The museum wants you out now! 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
2835 Ahem, I thought I told you the board voted for new WINGS. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
2836 Culinary arts are over in the next gallery! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2837 It was at this time that Dave realized that his abstract graduate art thesis display - 'A Highly Ironic Interpretation of Nicolas Cage's Character in National Treasure' - may indeed have been a misguided effort from the start. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2838 No flash please!!! And... no grease... 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2839 I meant a different medium of art. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2840 I don't care what you say, BBQ is not an art! 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
2841 Hey! This ain't 'Le Déjeuner sur l'Herbe!' 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2842 Twelve more Picasso burgers, pronto. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2843 Watch it - it's Rare Masterpieces Day. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2844 Oh, they didn't tell me you were white. Carry on. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2845 Hey Jake, wrap it up here and head to Gallery 71 pronto. They need 50 chili-cheese dogs for a group of art students from Milan.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2846 Just so you know, the chicken skewers in the next gallery are surreal. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2847 Show me the Monet! 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2848 I said the exhibit was a sellout not a cookout! 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2849 I thought I told you no indoor dining. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2850 Why are you serving the kid? I asked for mine first! 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2851 You can't barbecue here! You'll have to move it to the Surrealistic Wing. 1.2177 0.04933 124 105 11 8
2852 Three more orders of Steak Tartare. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2853 Hey, you! Keep the works off the works! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2854 I suggest you take that grill en plain air. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2855 You know it's vegan salads only in the Waterlily section. Move to Flemish still lifes immediately! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2856 In here we have the newest installation by Damien Hirsch titled, "The Physical Impossibilities of a Barbeque in the Wing of an Art Museum". 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2857 ‘’Easy on the ketchup and the mayo! It’s an operational risk!” 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2858 When I said last week that our mission was to nourish the people that come to us, I really meant their mind and soul John... 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2859 Pardon me sir, but the Met doesn’t do medium-rare! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2860 You fool! I said you could grill by the Manet not the Monet! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2861 I think the lily pads are done on that side. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2862 Yo, dejeuner sur l'herbe is in the other room! 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2863 Oh yeah? Why don't you put your Monet where your mouth is?! 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2864 I see that performance art is your game – flipped not stirred, no doubt. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2865 And here is the taste and smell exhibit. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2866 I told HR that school picnics should be out back by the water lilies near the fountain, for Pete’s sake what are you doing in here? 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2867 I declare you are the winner of Old Masters Chef! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2868 I said to do the Pollock, idiots! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2869 I don’t care if you title it “Isolation Installation,” it’s still not art! 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2870 Jones, party of two! Your burgers are done! 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2871 And in that moment, Jerry realized he misread the ‘Still Life Showcase’ flyer as ‘Grill Life’. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2872 Only French cuisine allowed. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2873 You have obviously misunderstood the invitation to meet and greet! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2874 The vegan burgers aren't attracting the big spenders. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2875 Boy, you had me fooled. I thought you were a Duane Hanson piece. But the sizzle gave you away 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2876 Mona Lisa says to make hers medium-rare. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2877 I told you, not in Impressionism. Take that over to the Surrealists! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2878 The order was for three Monet Burgers, not Manet Burgers! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2879 This is the impressionist hall. Move it to the realism room immediately! 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2880 I told you, burgers are only to be served in the Smithsonian American Art Museum! 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2881 I thought we were the ones doing the grilling. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2882 Trust me, once you taste this burger you’ll know it belongs in here. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2883 Hey! Interactive and performance pieces on the mezzanine! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2884 Ok, so I checked with the curator and she definitely did NOT approve a KC Masterpiece installation. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2885 de Vries with that! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2886 “No, we don’t consider grilling a fine art.” 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2887 Forget the kid, we need a frank and two well done burgers in the front gallery. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2888 Pardon me, but we said only “Grey Poupon” for the mustard. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2889 This isn't what we meant by 'consuming art' 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2890 Hey! Have you tried flipping a PAINTING in this economy!? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2891 Outdoor style cooking in a non-dinning area still constitutes as indoor dinning! ... 1.2162 0.04128 111 88 22 1
2892 And your ketchup positively bourgeois! 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2893 Again, that does not qualify as any medium. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2894 I told you earlier, Performance artists need to report to the third floor. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2895 This is the Impressionists gallery - you should be in Performance Art. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2896 Must I remind you again that your permit is only valid in the courtyard? 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2897 Sir! Artisinal ketchup only! 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
2898 You call that rare? I'll show you rare! 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2899 No beer allowed in this gallery. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2900 It would be a masterpiece if only you served it with onions! 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2901 One order of escargot for the Impressionist Room. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2902 Dribbling BBQ Sauce does not make a burger ART 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2903 Two more Brocade burgers and two Dada dogs with Minimalism mustard. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2904 Munch, you idiot, not munchees. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2905 No, sir - 'no smoking' doesn't refer to barbeque cooking methods! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2906 Hey, Al Fresco! I hear you changed your name to Art Gallery. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2907 Excuse me! ‘Dejeuner sur l’herbe’ is in here. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2908 Why aren't you wearing a mask? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2909 This “free burger Tuesday at the museum” idea better work. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2910 Oh there you are, do you know where did Kandinsky kept the salad tongs? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2911 Your flipping skills left an impression! 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2912 Ya’ll have to get back in the painting ! 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2913 No, I don't consider this farcical whimsy of yours to be performance art reflective of Manet's 'Le Déjeuner sur L'Herbe.' " 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2914 If I knew kids eat free, I would have brought the family! 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2915 I wish your paintings were as well done as your burgers! 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2916 Yes, it's bucolic. But not that bucolic! 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
2917 BBQing next to a Monet is a federal offense 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2918 And if i see one yellow spot on a lily pad... no more Mr. Niceguy 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
2919 And here we have Mr. Monet flipping burgers to cover his rent. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2920 Ambience or not, there's no grilling by the Monet! 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2921 Listen man, I get it. You can't travel to France during a pandemic and this is the next best thing, but you can't grill here. Try the MET. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2922 We're the Connecticut Institute of Art; the Culinary Institute of America is on the next block. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2923 . . . but that's not what they mean by "monetize" your barbeque skills. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2924 Hurry it up! They're kicking off in Old Masters. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2925 See if you can flip that patty into my mouth from there. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2926 The Oldenburg needs more ketchup. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2927 Sir! How many times do I have to tell you? Its hamburgers by the Manet, and hot dogs by the Monet! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2928 All this painting needed was a dash of mustard 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2929 Sir, you’re a Duane Hanson, right? 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
2930 Claes Oldenburg hamburgers? You can't fool me sir! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2931 You’re not supposed to actually sell them! 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2932 Let me just serve Jack’s son’s pollock. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2933 Two more square ones at the Rothko, less irony this time. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2934 Cut that out unless you're being ironic! 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2935 No it isn't art. It's only what I say it is. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2936 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2937 The Impressionist gallery is not where we agreed you could host your Baroque-B-Q! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2938 make that 2 vermillion at middle and magenta on the outside... 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2939 There is an art to a great hamburger. 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
2940 I need 40 burgers with Dijon mustard and ketchup for our Golden Circle level donors. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2941 You're in the wrong gallery. It's Saturday afternoon, you should be in the Seurat gallery. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2942 Wrong painting! "Déjeuner sur l'herbe" is in the next gallery. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2943 Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, Pepsi, cheeseburger. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2944 Your Experiential Art is ready! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2945 Ditch the veggie burgers and try Realism for a change! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2946 HEY BANKSY! HEY BANKSY! GET YOUR BANKSYS HERE!!! 1.2136 0.05458 103 88 8 7
2947 Hey, Jacques, don't burnet the Monet! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2948 Ladies and gentlemen: we now have Monet's great great nephew showing how the artist's afternoon lunch was prepared 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2949 Folk art installations and the museum’s café are both located in the East Wing! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2950 Sir, the Impressionist galleries are open for grilling and light sports after 5 PM only. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2951 Oh for god's sake! You're supposed to be on the Grande Jatte! 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2952 Can I please have my burger rare and my art rarer?! 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2953 I don't care *what* they did in the Capitol; we have rules here! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2954 I always understood Monet was a vegetarian 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2955 I’ll have a burger but go easy on the lily pads. 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2956 Your nuanced textures and subtle hints of charcoal coloration have been requested in the Performance Art gallery. 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2957 I need two over easy for the peanut gallery. 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2958 Frank, for the last time keep the grill away from the Monet! 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2959 One medium,with umber . 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2960 You don't look like an art critic to me. 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
2961 I don’t care what you say…sliders are not fine art. 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2962 You'll find fries at the Van Gogh 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2963 These were meat SCULPTURES! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2964 You probably should have spent some of the interior decorating money on a larger grill or seating for your restaurant. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2965 ...but don’t feed the art 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2966 Barbecuing burgers is not an art installation. Out! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2967 Three Rembrandt burgers on Matisse buns to go. Hold the Swissklees. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2968 Hey, new guy, I told you to move some Hans Bergers! 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2969 We do not allow performance art in this museum. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2970 Grilling is only allowed in the Sculpture Garden! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2971 Sir! I've already told you that the only option here's "WELL DONE!" 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2972 No smoking is allowed in here! 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2973 Your resume stated your media style and installation was to be Americana! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2974 I want a rubens with a dali of monet. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2975 Performance artists work in the caf!!! 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2976 I need one with cheese, and go easy on the Manets. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2977 A docent is needed in the cuisine gallery! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2978 Hey Monet, go easel on the mustard! 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2979 These burgers are just a rehashing of your earlier burgers! 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2980 I'll take another Monet and two Cezannes with frites 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2981 For the last time, get these friggin paintings out of my burger wing! 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2982 The Art of Grilling exhibit is next week! 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2983 I'll take mine well done, like all the paintings in this exhibit! 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
2984 Wrong gallery! Monet's 'Still Life: Quarter of Beef ' is in here." 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2985 Monsieur!! How dare you cook in ze Monet room without ze proper Sancerre and beurre blanc?! C’est barbaric—this is not ze Family Circus! 1.2119 0.03965 118 94 23 1
2986 Table 3 wants 2 Monet burgers, medium atmospheric perspective, no pickles. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2987 I said I want one with Monet-aisse! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2988 If he ordered that well-done, tell him he won’t be getting the Kandinsky, no matter what his mother may have promised.... 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2989 No sorry, this is *impressionism*. You're looking for abstract expressionism which is in the next room. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2990 I DON'T want just a burger damn it!!! I NEED a masterpiece!!!! Oh...and hold the pickles and mustard....... 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2991 TWO RARE AND ONE WELL DONE! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2992 Just remember I wanted mine media rare 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2993 One extra rare for the woman scrutinizing the Monet. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2994 You'll have to move along--Monet has gone vegan. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2995 I need 3 veggie burgers in the da Vinci hall, hold the mustard! 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2996 I told you, performance artists belong on the 4th floor! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2997 Celebrating one year without Covid19 the museum opens all you can eat exhibition on the fith floor 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2998 I don’t think he noticed us yet Dad 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2999 American performance art is relegated to the atrium! 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
3000 The tour up in Sculptures needs food before getting on the bus. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3001 There are bigger things at steak here... 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3002 Ok so you did well in Impressionism but now let’s see how well you do in Ancient Egypt. 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
3003 I’m telling you, the museum doesn’t have Monet to burn! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3004 No, I clearly said "Set up in the Warhol Gallery!" 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3005 When we opened the museum up to performance art, this was not what we had in mind! 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3006 Hey Buddy, Luncheon on the Grass is two rooms over that way... 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3007 Impressionists only in here, you’ll have to move to abstract modern. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
3008 I'm sorry, but you have to move to the Eat Art or Still Life sections to do that. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3009 Hey! You can't cook in front of that Monet. Move your burgers over to the Warhol section. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3010 I guess art can be anything these days. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3011 A pond full of water lilies does not a summer make. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3012 Let's see a permit! 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
3013 Don't worry son, 90% of his anger comes from staring at Guernica all day 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3014 Sir! This is a vegetarian establishment! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3015 life is always a matter of seeking attention or being distracted 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3016 I said you can look around the Met, not cook around the Met! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3017 That's Barbizon not barbecue! 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
3018 I said your problem's with the 'palette,' not the 'palate'" 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
3019 Outa here wise guy - and your working with charcoal and impasto schtick 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
3020 It's not "Patio" de Bellas Artes, senor! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3021 Two burgers with the works to VanGough 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
3022 I don't care how good the sauce is. Grilling hot dogs is not an art! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
3023 Charcoal bar-O-que! 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
3024 Jim what are you doing!? The barbecue is NEXT weekend! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
3025 Just as long as it’s a veggie-burger! 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
3026 I said rare, NOT medium rare. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
3027 I said performance art is in the other wing! 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
3028 Could you make the cheese slices look like little masks? 1.2101 0.04112 119 96 21 2
3029 When I said extra ketchup on the rare, I meant the rare burger, not the rare painting. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
3030 oh, it is rare indeed. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
3031 Please, I told you not to touch the art 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
3032 Sir I already had to talk to you about the Duchamp, now this ?! 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
3033 I’m taking you to Food Court! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3034 One Realism burger on an Abstract bun please. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3035 What does this look like, the Sistine Chapel? 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
3036 For the last time, Jerry, performance art is in Gallery E on the second floor! 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
3037 For Frick's sake, no more MOMA burgers! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3038 Order for four more 'waterlily burgers.' Light on the 'Pond Sauce.' 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
3039 Excuse me, young man; stay behind the viewing line, please! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3040 You have been warned, NO Chicago dogs in MOMA 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
3041 What do you think this is, Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3042 Degas! Table 22, medium rare! 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
3043 I find charcoal to be a superior medium to watercolors. 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
3044 I said baroque, not briquette! 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
3045 I don't care if it is performance art. Where is your vendor permit?" 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
3046 Why waste your time doing Barbie-que here? I know where you can make real Monet. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
3047 The snack bar is in the lobby. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
3048 Do your live burger thing in Oldenburg's installation. It's the next floor up. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
3049 I told you! Not in front of the Monet! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
3050 It's a baroque, not a barbeque exhibit! 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
3051 Not those water lilies! It's the ones OUTSIDE! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
3052 ......this is NOT a culinary art gallery...... 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
3053 No! Performance Art is located in the West Gallery! 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
3054 I don't know what he's complaining about, there's an art gallery in my barbeque. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
3055 No not the mustard on the impressionists 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
3056 Modern art is now being served in Gallery 12. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3057 Don't miss the performance art on the mezzanine. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3058 This is 'Water Lilies' not 'Luncheon on the Grass'! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3059 Dammit Carl! Clearly what your eye perceived and what your brain understood are two different things. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3060 One, no onions, for The Thinker! 1.2091 0.03895 110 87 23 0
3061 I don't care if you consider yourself a barbeque artist. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3062 If you have to do this, can you at least stand by the Koons? 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3063 Hey, performance art is only on level 3! 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3064 For it to be true art, it needs to me medium rare. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3065 The American Classicism gallery will be closing in 15 minutes. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3066 2 MOMA burgers please! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3067 The Art of Cooking 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3068 You gotta stop now, you can catsup later. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
3069 That's MOnet; MAnet's in the other room! 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
3070 This installation was scheduled for the THIRD floor. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
3071 No - I clearly said Hamburg pottery! 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
3072 You cannot do that in here — the artist was a vegetarian. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
3073 No eating allowed," includes "no cooking allowed. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3074 I'm sorry, but you'll have to move to the Performance Art Gallery. But I will take a burger and a dog. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3075 Listen up! I want my burger Post-Impressionist, but not Neo- Cubist. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3076 Hey, no grease on the Water Lilies oil! 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3077 Installation Art has moved to the third floor Gallery 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3078 One Barbequism Low Brow patty on a Post-Glutenistic bun please. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3079 Hey Rembrandt, make it half a dozen to the Baroque room, heavy on the crimson red with a slice of onion. 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
3080 If you can eat it, it’s not art 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
3081 Again, performance art is in the D wing. 1.2080 0.03818 125 100 24 1
3082 I need two Monets with a side of Picasso. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3083 That is not where this instillation goes. You are on the third floor near the Duchamps fountain. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3084 He said his burger is an unfinished work. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3085 The AAA guide book said it would be okay. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3086 Monet would love barbecued water lilies. Try them first here! 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3087 Yes, it’s his backyard, but...really? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3088 Pop art goes on the 3 floor. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3089 You call that consumable art?! 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3090 I said “past the Monets” not “pass the mayonnaise!” 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
3091 Let me have a WaterLilly Burger, medium rare, with onions. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3092 Hey! These are oils. No flaming . 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3093 HEY! This is the EAST wing! I told you the Dada exhibit is on the WEST wing - MOVE IT! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3094 No flash photography... and make mine medium with grilled onions 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3095 HEY!! No gourmet on the Monet! 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3096 Put on a mask! 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3097 What? This is my art installation piece entitled: Earning Money in front of Monet. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3098 That's not what I meant when I said grill the Johnson kid! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
3099 Hey! "A Sunday Afternoon..." is in Gallery 240! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
3100 I'll have a Frank Stella with the works! 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
3101 YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE WHITE! 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
3102 You do have wonderful taste 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
3103 Kid, please don't interrupt the artist's installation process... at least not until he's finished with the brats. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3104 It’s no longer Art if you eat it! 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3105 Three veggie burgers to go for The Sculpture Garden. Hold the Mayo! 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3106 No, I said take a look at the Anton Burger, not get another burger! 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
3107 Why aren’t you grilling hot dogs?! I mean, FUCK, my dude… 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
3108 One Arcimboldo Milanese for the vegan in Gallery One. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
3109 You better not be charging Monet for those burgers! 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
3110 I think your’e taking this modern art thing a little to far! 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3111 Hold the mustard on the Monet. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3112 Not here! In front of the Seurat painting, "Sunday in the Park!" 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3113 Sir this is not a museum for culinary arts 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3114 I'll have a Van Gogh burger with a side of potato eaters. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3115 Performance art, my eye! Back in the kitchen, Wolfgang! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3116 Performance art exhibit by Creaton now showing in gallery three! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3117 The docent sniffed,”please make mine medium rare like the artwork in this wing” 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3118 I'll ask you again not to squirt mustard in the impressionist section! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3119 What parallel universe is this where you’re about to sneeze, no one is wearing a mask and I’m allowed to bbq in the middle of a museum..? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3120 Those better be plant-based! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3121 You idiot ! The curator asked you to put the charcoal PRINTS near the Monet! 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
3122 You're clearly not an artist.... when I say "well-done" I mean it should be rare! 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
3123 Look pal, some things are about more than monet. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3124 This is the closest thing to Nature, I could find for a BBQ 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3125 Put your mask on! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3126 No! The performance installations are in the south gallery! 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
3127 If you insist on cooking burgers in front of the Monet, at least put cheese on them! 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3128 Jerry Maquire’s new caterer was ready to Show Me The Monet ! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3129 One order of frog legs! 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3130 Sir, I'm going to have to ask that you only use natural lump coals in front of that painting! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3131 This is a prestigious museum, we don't serve unaccompanied minors! 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3132 I'm sorry but we aren't allowing performance art in this exhibit. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3133 Heads up! Two burgers and a Matisse to go. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3134 I've learned to never judge someone's taste in art. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3135 Ordering...One koi sandwich in the Pollock gallery 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3136 Hey! Grilling is restricted to Sunday afternoons on the Island of La Grande Jatte. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3137 Where do they find these indoor dining loopholes?? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3138 Is this an installation,ifnot take it outside. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
3139 The artist wanted grilled onions to be visible at all times. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
3140 For the last time - Interactive Art Displays are downstairs. This gallery is for Still Lifes. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
3141 No! You can't transform the perception of a space, here. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3142 This isn’t Art! It’s the Guggenheim Shake Shack! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3143 The plein air grilling exhibit doesn’t start for another month! 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
3144 Trump has lost the election, you may leave now 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
3145 If you’re going to grill in here, put on your ‘I cook with charcoal but I paint with oil’ chef’s apron! 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3146 I'd like mine with a tinge of red. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3147 Ignore him, dad. Your burgers are Monet. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3148 Wrong style. For the Monet, you have to cook only duck with truffles. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3149 Excuse me but you can't just grill burgers in the MET. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
3150 Your contract specifically states you would mount a tasteful exhaust fan. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3151 I get it "Luncheon on the Grass." 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3152 ‘Still life with cheeseburgers’ is upstairs. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3153 Only Patron level and higher! 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3154 Look kid-- I know you said well-done, but it's gonna be rare." 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3155 You have to move your exhibit to the open range gallery. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
3156 You're going to have to make that en plein air! 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
3157 I'm not buying your art installation nor your fresh meat. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
3158 You promised you would have plant-based options! 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
3159 Your grilling better be impressive... 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
3160 I thought you were going to cook bacon, Francis. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
3161 Hey buddy, whadaya think you're doing? The Jackson Pollack show is at the MoMA! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3162 There's a tamale on the Dali! 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
3163 'Performance art’ my foot! 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
3164 Make sure it's medium rare and a piece of art. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
3165 Buddy, not a good first impression! 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
3166 Mr Oldenburg! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3167 Sir, if you don’t leave at once I am going to have security escort you to the surrealism gallery 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3168 How many times do I have to tell you? Beer is not allowed in here. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3169 Meat-alternatives are anything but art! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3170 They’re lining up inside, Mark; make sure your signature ‘flame-framed-burgers’ are picture-perfect! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3171 Ahem. Please, no mayonnaise on the Monets. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3172 Move the grill over to the still life of the trout. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3173 I don't care if they are from Calais... 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3174 Extremely well done...kinda like Monet. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
3175 Hey buddy - just because it’s an oil painting doesn’t mean you can get grease on it! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
3176 Got anything for surrealism? 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
3177 You must take your 'Monet Burgers' outside. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3178 You burnt them again. Some artist you are. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3179 If you're going to bbq next to that painting, you better have French fries. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3180 Keep making them that rare and the museum will ask to hang them 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3181 That's the wrong kind of "rare." 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3182 This section is for lunch boating parties, BBQs are restricted to the American Modern art section. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3183 And mustard ala Jackson Pollock! 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
3184 Another six of those for the Magritte Gallery 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3185 This technique is called Winter Escapism 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3186 I thought I told you I wanted my burger medium-dadaist! 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3187 Sir, you're confused - this is Not "Sunday in the Park"! 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
3188 Je ne sais pas! What is this some sort of a barbecue? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3189 Those better be veggie burgers, mister! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3190 Close the Monet barbecue and set up the Picasso cheese board. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3191 I know you think your hamburgers are a work of art, but I really must ask you to leave! 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3192 Hey, Mister! No smokers in the gallery! 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3193 Absolutely no ketchup in the proximity of a Monet! 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
3194 Don't delay, take your gourmet Kobe entree away from that Monet today and you can stay with your toupee until Friday. OKAY? (Is wordplay cliché?) 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
3195 Hey, Bar-B-Que. You belong in the 'Sunday in the Park' gallery, with George. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
3196 I said anywhere is fine, except in front of the Monet. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3197 Hey buddy! The Burger and Botticelli exhibit closed last week. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3198 Hey ‘Banksy’, keep the ketchup on the burgers and off the Monet! 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3199 Grilling only allowed by the Renoirs! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
3200 Sir, we are following the government OVID-19 guidelines requiring outdoor eating only! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
3201 We try to engage all the senses at this gallery. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
3202 That’s NOT what “Free on Thursday; Open to All” means. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
3203 No al fresco near the frescos! 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
3204 Barbecue is only allowed by the Munch 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
3205 Hey, I wanted to see rarities not medium rarities! 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
3206 Not by the Monet! The Warhol collection is where you belong. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
3207 Mon ami! ENTREPREUNERS AMERICAIN. Autre gallery! 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
3208 Sir, it's Baroque! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
3209 Monet would have never put ketchup on his hot dog! 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
3210 Edible "still life" now showing in the Impressionist gallery. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
3211 It’s Monet not Manet! 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
3212 No,I said the exit was your third left,second right,through the sculpture court,two more rights,past the Temple of Dendur,up the grand staircase,and at the end of the hallway. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
3213 Sir, the sign clearly states no cigarettes, e-cigarettes, or hot dogs. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
3214 Pollock, I said take it to the expressionist room, not the impressionist room 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
3215 I'll take one van Gogh, no pickles, extra ear. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
3216 I’ll take two, please! 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
3217 Hey buddy, this museum is vegan only!!! 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
3218 Two impressionist and one nouveau, no cheese! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3219 Leave,Art. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3220 Who agreed when Bob said that grilling is an art form? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3221 No grilling. That is science, not art! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3222 Hey, didn't I just see you at Costco... or was it IKEA? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3223 Can you whip up something to go with a Bruegel feast? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3224 Excuse me,sir! Grilling is restricted to the haystack room. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3225 @afeast “That medium is rare!” 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3226 Mayonnaise does not go with Monet! 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3227 Not in my back yard. 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
3228 Actually, that's fine... better than a riot in the Capital 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3229 Buddy, this is post-apocalypse expressionist... Neoliberal performance art is on four. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3230 Honey! Come here! You've gotta see this terrific sculpture! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3231 Performance Art is 2 Buildings down! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3232 I don't care if you are unappreciated in your time. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3233 Sir, t's an impression, not reality – what part of that don't you understand?! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3234 Not THAT Turner Prize! " 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3235 Say Bill, one lottery ticket got you all this? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3236 Dejeuner sur l'herbe is over there! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3237 Actually, it's called a Hopper 1.2021 0.05775 94 82 5 7
3238 This isn’t included in the audio tour but people are starting to smell it as far away as pottery. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3239 Sir the barbecue is actually taking place at the MANET exhibit down the hall 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3240 This is NOT what we meant by a Dada inspired gallery!" 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3241 Claude, on grill duties at his latest exhibition, had just seconds to contemplate the likelihood of flipping a burger into a pie-hole and making the day's "Monet" shot. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3242 And in this room, you'll find our original copy of the Burghers of Passaic. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
3243 And next to the Monet Gallery is Claude's Burgers. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
3244 How was I suppose to know if this was an installation without the glass case?! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3245 No charcoal grilling please 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
3246 Gustavo! This is not what I meant when I said to grill Mr. Masters on his artwork. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3247 STEP THIS WAY FOR PERFORMANCE PICNIC ART 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
3248 Help! The democrat is going to eat this kid. The guy at the grill is the same guy that owned that pizza place. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
3249 I want mine medium rare no onions, tout suite! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3250 I mean it Carl, I want mine as rare as that Monet! 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
3251 I count at least four hot dog vendors out front. Which one, exactly, is your work in conversation with? 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3252 This is an art gallery! Take down that painting at once! 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
3253 I don’t CARE if I’m museum security, the next kid to cut me in line for burgers gets his head put through that Monet! 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
3254 I know it feels like you're really there but really, sir, you've gone too far! 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
3255 Art is long, life is short. Let’s eat, shall we? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3256 Only French cuisine is allowed near the Monets. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3257 For the last time, Monsieur, you can only prepare steak frites near the Water Lilies! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3258 You can't sell those for Monet! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3259 I said it was OK in front of the Manet! Didn't you listen? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3260 My son likes his toppings to look like a Pollock, not a Mondrian. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3261 Harold! Call the curator! Those cheeky American interns are mixing genres again! 1.2019 0.03955 104 83 21 0
3262 If you'd had that mishap with your barbeque sauce in the abstract expressionist section sir, I doubt anyone would have even noticed. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3263 Those better be priceless rare burgers, or else they have no place in this gallery! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3264 Can you make mine medium rare? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3265 Oh yeah- where’s the sign saying “no BBQing allowed?” 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
3266 A lot of people just don’t get modern art 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
3267 Hey, you can't do that here! Abstract's down the hall. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
3268 Hey pal,You gotta be by the Seurat to grill out! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
3269 Paint mine with KC Masterpiece. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
3270 Now I've seen everything! You promised him lunch at the lake? 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
3271 You can't work here, this is not your home. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
3272 If I've told you once, I've told you twice; no BBQ'ing in front of the Monet. Do I make myself clear! 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
3273 Your burgers are not art! 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
3274 THAT BURGER WAS MONNNET 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
3275 This is the last time I'm going to tell you this. Not in front of the freaking waterlilies! 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
3276 I need two burgers medium well for the luncheon of the boating party! 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
3277 I’m suddenly craving a side of Campbell’s soup please. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
3278 The charcoals are in the next gallery so stop flipping out! 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
3279 Stop that darned whistling! 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
3280 The food for thought is on the walls, not on your grill, sir! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
3281 The 'Surrealism' exhibit closes in 10 minutes! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3282 Hold the Mayo?!?!?" HOLD the MAYO?!?!?" "This is France young man!" "We do NOT hold the mayo! 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
3283 Hay! Stacks of mustard on mine please! 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3284 Last call for the impression hamburger! 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3285 I'll have monayonnaise on that burger. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
3286 Contemporary art needs two more plant based burgers with grilled onions. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
3287 Modern Art is supposed to be East Wing. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3288 Sir, "Fillet and Monet" is not a thing. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
3289 Your delivery service said, 'Meals ready in ten minutes.' It didn't say they would be cooked here! 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
3290 Philistine! You must always serve fries at the water lilies. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3291 Hey Chef Boyardee, make that a Monet with extra lily pads. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
3292 I don't care if they are free, you still cannot make dirty Monet in here! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3293 This is the Barbican,not a barbecue! 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
3294 Sir, please be careful when you flip those. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
3295 No ketchup in the French Wing ! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
3296 Performance art is in gallery 149 and you know it! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
3297 What's this?! A family forming heart-warming memories & enjoying each other's company? Not in my museum, pal! 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
3298 The grill exhibit is in the South Wing! 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3299 But this how Jackson Pollack started!! 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
3300 Art is not usually greasy 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3301 I’ll have the Birger Sandzén. 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
3302 We agreed you'd set up in the Manet gallery, but this is Monet. So no money for you. 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
3303 First day of your exhibition and you bring your paintings with ketchup stains! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3304 Performance Art is on the fourth floor. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3305 When we put you in charge of refreshments, we did not mean this!!! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
3306 For the last time, stop making the Dada exhibits functional! 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
3307 If you're charging, it's not performance art. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
3308 One hamburger triptych, well-done please 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
3309 If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times! Experimental Art on the Second! 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
3310 No worries - the fire sprinkler system will clean it off. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
3311 What ever you do, don’t put water lilies on the buns. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
3312 At 6, upstairs to the David Hockney exhibit and don't forget to wear bermuda shorts! 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
3313 I'll have the Picasso Burger , easy on the red stuff. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3314 Look, only medium rare is an art form. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3315 Stop it--Abstract Expressionism is over there! 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
3316 I told you, man -- Monet was a vegetarian! 1.2000 0.05136 105 90 9 6
3317 I'll have mine with a little Monet on the side. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3318 It is against Musee d'Orsay's policy to be in this room without masks! Americans, évidemment! 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
3319 I'll take two hot dogs and a Monet to go. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
3320 That type of charcoal is not allowed in the galleries! 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3321 EXCUSE ME! We're dining outdoors only today! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3322 Again!?! Dude, the Realism Room. Luncheon the the Grass. Manet NOT Monet! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3323 Sir, the contemporary art is on the third floor. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
3324 Matisseburger, extra watercress. 1.2000 0.04544 125 106 13 6
3325 The “DUTCH MASTERS “ should be smoky. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3326 Ten minutes to closing, so better not accept any more orders for well-done. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
3327 Remember, Monet and the Impressionists liked their burgers rare! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3328 Hey, luncheon on the grass is scheduled down the hall! 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
3329 I said give the squirt mayonnaise, NOT give Manet a squirt! 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
3330 I'm calling security after I try one of those medium rare. 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
3331 Rules are rules, Mister....BBQing meat in the Prehistoric exhibits only! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
3332 Summer break isn't what it used to be 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
3333 If I wanted mustard yellow on my Monet, I would’ve asked for it! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
3334 I thought you wanted Manets with your burger. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3335 We've had to get creative with funding 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
3336 Sorry, but we heard bananas here would cost us $120,000. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
3337 When we advertised ‘interactive museum experience’ this was not what I meant! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3338 Post Trump world 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3339 And here we have the 'never be hungry artist.' 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
3340 Sir, the catered garden party is next month! 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
3341 Netflix and chill, not art and grill! 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
3342 Now taking impressions on the Impossible Burger! 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
3343 Two Cheeseburgers, with Everything? Claes Oldenburg did it sixty years ago. But with the extra Monets? Pure genius! 1.2000 0.05134 110 95 8 7
3344 Your burgers are NOT a work of art 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
3345 No Monet on my burger! 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3346 No need to gild the lily, sir. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3347 This performance piece has gotten out of control! 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
3348 I said "No Bacon". This is an impressionist burger. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
3349 Stop! My son is vegan! 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
3350 I'll have mine medium rare with a side of waterlilies! 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
3351 We’re just art.. we aren’t taking orders 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
3352 This is the watercolors section, not the culinary arts section. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
3353 Make mine well done, with Mayo-net on the side. 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
3354 If you’re going to give us the impression that you’re a chef you’ll have to pay more monet 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
3355 I told you virtual gardens mean virtual burgers! 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
3356 This is the impressionism wing, you belong in the concept art! 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
3357 Sacre bleu. Only croque monsieurs. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
3358 Timmy began to regret commenting on his mother's lunches. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
3359 That’s Monet! Richter is in the next room! 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
3360 I told you. Pointless “installations” are in the back room. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
3361 One please, hold the sfumato. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
3362 You better not be charring any Monet. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
3363 Hey man, I'm just trying to make some "monet"! 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
3364 The paintings are not for painting on. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
3365 You said you were open to the public... 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
3366 Brueghel's burghers, in here! 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
3367 Mask Up! 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
3368 What part of “yes lettuce, no mustard” didn’t you understand! 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
3369 I guess it's all right if you grill in here, but I'm calling for extra security at our Francis Bacon. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
3370 I’ll take Man in Chef’s Hat With Grill! 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
3371 Just don't get your sauce mornay on the Claude Monet! 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
3372 Well done for him. 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
3373 I told you before, Mid-Century Modern is two floors up! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3374 Joey! Remember we are vegetarians now. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3375 When the docent described Monet’s smoky atmosphere, she didn't imply you should add it. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3376 You’re in the wrong place. You want to be in the Kingsford Museum of BBQ Art. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3377 Excuse me, sir. I believe you have the wrong impression. The performance art is in the Manet gallery. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3378 BBQ with a View 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3379 That better have excellent taste! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3380 I do not understand this performance art, I think it is weird, and I would like mine well done please. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
3381 I don't care if there's a housing crisis! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3382 Alternatively, we offer a Luncheon on the Grass at the Manet. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3383 Stick to relishing the burgers, and let the patrons relish the art. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3384 Oh so that's what happened to the missing tourists! 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
3385 Hey! “A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte” has a taco truck!!! 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
3386 Could we have six Calais burgers? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3387 I said Mo'net-yonnaise! 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
3388 One Morgan Davidson, hold the olive. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3389 Clever hamburg-er reference “Master Chef Bertram”, but you’re getting grease splatter on our Water Lillies. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
3390 Sir, I assure you,... there are no starving artists here! 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
3391 I thought I told you, the performance art exhibit is in the other room 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
3392 No, Monet did not have a grill in his flower garden. Pack it up and take it home! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3393 Don’t overcook the burgers. Keep them light to work with the Jeff Koons sculpture. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
3394 Sorry sir,you’ll have to leave. No ketchup allowed in gallery 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3395 That better not be ketchup sir. This is the Met and that means mustard only. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3396 For the last time, there is no in door dining allowed!!! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3397 And in this room is a demonstration of aroma art featuring dead cow medium rare. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3398 When i said "let's make museums as popular as sports stadiums", I didn't mean this!!! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3399 OK, but no photos! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3400 Who put this postmodern art installation among the Impressionists?! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3401 Sir, you can't be doing that here-- Oh, wait. Never mind, I get it. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3402 The art of feeding 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3403 Please sir can I get some monet 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
3404 Hey, buddy, you're stationed up in the Warhol soup-can gallery. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
3405 Performance art is outside! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
3406 This is not what I meant by a more sophisticated palate.” 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
3407 STILL not an artisan burger! 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
3408 Go faster! I said everyone without a mask needs a burger in their hand! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
3409 You’re supposed to be in the POST-Impressionists gallery. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
3410 What is said was “Next to the van-go” 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
3411 You're in the "Last Supper" room. This room 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
3412 You cannot use charcoal in here, Monsieur! You can use Degas! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
3413 The human statues would like kabobs 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
3414 Fine art grill fest ends in an hour! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
3415 Make me a Monet Burger and hold the Impressionism. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
3416 I’d like my burger to be served next to the Renoir. Hold the onions. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
3417 Edible installation art---voila! 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
3418 I said Verdadism not Veganism 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
3419 I understand that you have the Impression this is outdoors but ... you've set off the smoke detectors. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
3420 Who put this post-modern "art" in front of Monet... you Claude 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
3421 Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Pepsi, no Coke, Cheeseburger........... 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
3422 I don't know art, but I know what I like! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
3423 When you're done with the Monet Melts, we would like some Seurat Sandwiches, thank you. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3424 So the irony of this installation is that it is called “Hot Barbecue: made of wax!” 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3425 I've told you before...stay in the Jackson Pollock room or you'll have to leave. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3426 As a reminder, we request that patrons tailgate in designated areas only. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3427 The performance art gallery is downstairs! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3428 MEAT: Wrong place. Wrong time. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3429 Reserved, you'll need to move to the Seurat." 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3430 Hey! Just because there are pictures of nature here, it doesn't mean you can have a cookout! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3431 I’ll have mine with monetnaise 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3432 You're no DaVinci! If you don't get out of here night now this will be your (ital) `Last Supper.' 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3433 Oh solo mio 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3434 Make mine in a new medium" 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3435 Very funny, you just wanted a ‘picnic by the pond’...now get out! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3436 Sir, your burgers are work of art. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3437 But, everyone walked right by me when I was outside. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3438 What is this piece of work called? 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
3439 Hey Manet, gimme a minute: a buyer needs a price on number 14. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3440 Sir, I know the Member's Dining Room is closed, but you'll have to seek other arrangements. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
3441 Hey! Get that back with the rest of the sculptures! That's art, not food! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3442 That’s take-out only. No indoor dining allowed! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3443 See Dad, this is way less boring than baseball! 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
3444 Le Déjeuner Sur l'Herbe, yes. ...Sur le Musée, no 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
3445 The Art of the Burger" is in conference room B! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3446 I said with MAYONNAISE, not with MONET! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3447 Johnny, your burgers are tasty but they aren't fine art! 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
3448 You've landed us in trademark problems with your Monet Sauce. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3449 Don't spend too much time roasting the Impressionists. That bunch of Cubists are even worse. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
3450 I'll take two burgers with cheese and one painting. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3451 I'll have mine with Monets AND mustard. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
3452 We close in 15 minutes, so make this your last supper order. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
3453 He has no taste 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3454 The museum can’t stop you, but we draw the line at pairing with rioja. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
3455 Ok, who let the kid in here?? 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
3456 You’re risking a $43M Monet painting by flipping burgers beside it?!? Which caterer you with? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3457 You're a real propane in the gas 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
3458 Monet used daffodil yellow, not mustard!” By @katherinekremer & @chloe.r.rubenstei 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
3459 I have a beef with you. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3460 2 more with mustard by the Manets! 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3461 Lots of people flip over Monet, but you can't do it with a spatula. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3462 A tasteless image begging for praise. Incomplete, yet overdone.” 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3463 No masks, no service! 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3464 I'll take a Rauschenberger and a pop, Art. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3465 No, it is NOT in the eye of the beholder! 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3466 I don't care if you DID appear on MasterChef, you have no place amongst the Grand Masters! 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3467 Oh my god, what have you done to the Damien Hirst?! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3468 THE RESTAURANT WILL BE CLOSING IN FIFTEEN MINUTES 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3469 You can't meat clients like that! 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
3470 Ketchup on a burger? Get outta here! 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
3471 Change that order, make it one impressionist burger and two art deco hotdogs instead. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
3472 I'm sorry, but there's no cooking in the garden. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
3473 Giverny crickets, give him a hot dog, Manet on the side, no Monet down 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
3474 Donors can't bbq in here. I don't care how much Monet you have! 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
3475 Everything else here is well done, please don't serve the burgers medium rare 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
3476 Sir this is the Four Seasons, not Four Seasons Total Landscaping 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
3477 Barbecuing permitted in the Roman and Medieval floors only. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
3478 Here we DRAW FOOD not eat it! 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
3479 Who moved the Surrealist in with the Impressionists? 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
3480 Ahhhhhhhhhh. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
3481 Not Everyone will agree based what good food taste like. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
3482 So, this is an excellent piece called , "Art imitating life and life imitating art" 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
3483 Is this another virtual image? If not can I have mine medium rare with the works. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
3484 Sir! Food isn't allowed in here. And give me some of those! 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
3485 I don't care if you're the 'Gauguin of the Grill', we close in 5 minutes and I need you outta here!" 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
3486 Impressionist art is in Gallery 3 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
3487 The interactive exhibit "Picnic by the Pond" is starting. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
3488 Sir, this is a Game Stop! 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
3489 Yes Dimitri - you can live here till flights aren't cancelled anymore, but keep it tidy, okay!? 1.1944 0.03826 108 87 21 0
3490 It just needs to be rare, not well done! 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
3491 Flash-grilling is not permitted in the galleries. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
3492 I told you, Bigsby--no damned performance art! 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
3493 Toss one over. We will call it action art. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
3494 This is not the time or place to feed hungry children, I don't care how cold it is outside! 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
3495 No tailgating? Do you know how much Monet I have riding on this? 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
3496 Time-based art is on the mezzanine! 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
3497 Modern art is supported, but absolutely, no tailgating. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
3498 Join us in Hall A for a Live Exhibit on the Typical American Diet 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
3499 And let me tell you another thing about modern art... 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
3500 The art of the grill is not welcome here. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3501 A cook out at Giverny is not “Cuisine Art” 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3502 The galleries are closing in five minutes so eat fast 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3503 Plenty of ketchup but no Monet's on that burger. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3504 Tension at the art gallery tail-gate. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3505 Don't make me politely ask you to stop again Mr. White. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3506 Two with water lily sprouts and ketchup 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3507 For the last time,the caviar patties are for adults only! 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
3508 The smoke & smell are leaving a bad impression! Get out! 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
3509 And in here, the Chef from Giverny is grilling frogs legs. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
3510 And in the Renaissance Room, we are showcasing "The Masterpiece Grill". 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3511 Throw another Klimt on the barbie. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3512 Your grilled meats do not qualify as "works of art" 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3513 Veggie burgers are not the impressionism we were expecting for this exhibit! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3514 ‘No Smoking’ includes grilling! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3515 If you can't serve me a burger rare, you sir, are no artist" 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
3516 Move away from the Monet. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3517 I’ll have mine medium-rare. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3518 Donner, party of 25? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3519 Six feet! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3520 Listen pal, it was kind of funny the first time... 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3521 I’m famished but simply don’t have enough Monet! 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
3522 This brilliant piece combines the beauty of watercolor with the edginess of performance art. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
3523 Hey, too many cooks spoil the painting! 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
3524 I’ll have the Claes Oldenburg and hold the pickle! 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
3525 Moron! It was MANET who insisted that people grill burgers in front of his paintings. MONET insisted on BRATWURSTS. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3526 Sorry, we don't subscribe to your meat-is-a-canvas-sauce-is-paint theory. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
3527 There's one in here, looks more like your backyard. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3528 And over here we have our latest exhibit - Watercolours and Webers: The Evolution of Mediums for Self-Expression 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3529 The Interactive Art exhibit is on the second floor! 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
3530 Make that Two Cheeseburgers, with Everything. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
3531 Monet didn't even like barbecue! 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
3532 The art of grilling competition is next door. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
3533 Make it rare, if you know what I mean 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
3534 I already told you, you’re a guard manager not a garde-manger! 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
3535 The Impressionists would like 4 cheeseburgers (medium, no onions), 3 hot dogs, and a garden burger for Mr Monet, who says he's a vegetarian. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
3536 I changed my mind, I’ll have three! 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
3537 I told you to stay in the modern art wing! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
3538 I asked for one with ‘MAYONNAISE’.... Not Manet! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
3539 Two more fir the Dali collection,and make sure the cheese is MELTED this time! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
3540 I don't care what point you're trying to make about capitalism, there is no modern art in this museum! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
3541 Covid picnic by the lily pond. Mask and social distancing enforced. RSVP 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
3542 Hey! Those burgers better not be rare, Art! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
3543 This isn't what he meant by Le Dejeuner sur l'Herbe! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
3544 Abstract expressionism is in THAT room! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
3545 Modern Grillism isn't an actual art style! 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
3546 Phoebe, you must see this. He has chosen charcoal as his medium, even though one might prefer medium rare. Well done. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
3547 One still life, make it rare. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
3548 Art, this just isn't you! 1.1923 0.03883 104 84 20 0
3549 Ketchup, no mustard and watch out for those water lilies! 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3550 The Man at Barbecue belongs down the hall in the Performance Art Gallery 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3551 You’re in the crepe maker’s spot. Realism is next wing over. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3552 This not what I meant when I said it was BYO ! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3553 Keep the condiments 10 feet away from the Monet. I won't tell you again. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
3554 An order of two well done burgers for the Van Gogh room,please. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3555 Any more mustard on the Monet and you're next on the grill ! 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3556 The lady on table 6, close to the Van Gogh painting, said she'll bite your ear off in case her order doesn't get there within 10 minutes. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3557 This display of outsider art is ridiculous. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3558 This is plein air painting not plein air dining! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3559 One with Swiss, mayo, and very blurry radicchio for the gentleman in the Monet room! 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
3560 I guess some people just don’t appreciate fine dining.. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
3561 Stop saying your burgers come with a side of water lilies - this is a classy venue! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
3562 I know you need to make a living, but you can’t call yourself ‘found art.’” 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
3563 Don't forget this time. Mine is medium rare! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3564 Stop smoking the Impressionists and move to Abstract Expressionists 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3565 No mayo by the Monet! 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
3566 I don't care about ventilation! It's only ironic if you're next to the Warhols! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3567 The Cookout with Caillebotte session is down the hall to your left past Macaroni with Monet. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
3568 Sir! While your mastery of the barbeque grill is impressive, I'd hardly call it a work of art. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
3569 Performance Art is not permitted in these galleries except in the lobby at odd times 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
3570 Robert, you idiot! I said, 'Meet-and-Greet Marketing'! 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
3571 Those better not be impossible burgers! 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
3572 I told you that this was a "Manet BBQ not a Monet BBQ" 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3573 You told me your new piece wasn’t performance art! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3574 Make mine a double avant-garden burger. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3575 No Dave, the truffle oil is only for the VIP patrons! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3576 No. This is the "New Faces from Hamburg Art Show." Get your buns out of here. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3577 You make the realism in art real. I'll have a burger well done. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3578 I hope that mustard is water based. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3579 Monet did not work with Mustard, and neither should you! 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3580 This is what I get for demanding more suburban artists 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
3581 Two, hold the art. 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
3582 A security guard statue? They'll call anything art nowadays. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
3583 Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, no coke just pepsi. 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
3584 This isn’t Giverny, move it outside! 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
3585 One van Dijck burger, hold the cheese. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
3586 Seurat’s crowd at the beach is fed up waiting for their order. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
3587 I said no mustard near the Monet! 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
3588 I don't care if they are called Monet Burgers, you can't cook them here! 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
3589 You misrepresented yourself as a Food Artist. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
3590 I said to go to the medium rare Fine Art section,this is extra rare section! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
3591 This way to the juxtaposition exhibition. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
3592 Well done, please. Lily pads on the side ... 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
3593 They say Thanks and keep the monnaie 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
3594 No indoor dining! Take it outside. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3595 Hey, Chef - the Pollocks are this way. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
3596 no barbeque art here 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3597 Governor said move indoor activities outside, not the other way around! 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
3598 Jerry, your idea to bring in the youth really worked! This is the most kids I’ve seen in decades! 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
3599 I’d like mine with Monetonaise 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
3600 Maybe Modern Art has gone too far! 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
3601 The 3-D print gallery is up on the roof. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
3602 This wing is strictly impressionist, the conceptual wing is upstairs. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3603 I find this exaggerated juxtaposition of high and lowbrow neither amusing nor artistically stimulating. Of course, I am but one man, and a recently divorced one at that. Perhaps I shouldn't take my frustrations out on you. Good day. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
3604 Hold the plein air sauce. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
3605 there's a beach house with a pool in the other room. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
3606 Claude, well done please and no need to get creative. 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
3607 I said you could BBQ by the Manet! Manet! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3608 Go easy on the seasoning - the director of this museum has very bland taste. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
3609 Hey! Does this look like plein-air to you? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
3610 Sacre bleu! Zat Rez your impression of ze burgair?? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3611 ‘I appreciate it’s a way to coax the young into art appreciation but the smell of beef is overwhelming!’ 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3612 „Hats off, lads! A bit of etiquette, please!“ 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3613 Hey, kid, trying standing farther back. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
3614 Two Kandinsky Dogs with the works and a Rubin Burger, hold the onions! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3615 Sir, please do not eat the exhibits! 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
3616 Those better be veggie burgers if your grilling with Monet 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3617 You're supposed to be by the Manets, not the Monets. 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
3618 Excuse me sir, Modern art is down the hallway on the left. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3619 I said charcoal, medium! Very rare! Very well done! I know you mustard me the first time! Now burger off, before I flip! 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3620 Now way near Monet! 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3621 Weber! Dumas! Van Gogh! 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3622 We only allow Chiaroscuro, not Churrasco. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3623 Excuse me, are you Wayne Thiebaud? 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3624 The art of grilling, you said; well, give us art. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3625 «Sir, no pork is admitted in this room, Bacon’s collection is on the 4th floor» 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3626 Today only free burgers with the purchase of each painting. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
3627 MFA powwow in five minutes. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
3628 The painting pairs with a French cheese. Make mine with Roquefort. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
3629 You shouldn't mix Monet and monoxide. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
3630 I said you're in the ballpark Frank, not Ballpark Franks! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3631 It will do, but it’s no tomato soup 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
3632 The artist has questions about your "impression" of a double cheese. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3633 Sir, in our distinguished establishment, we do not serve hamburgers. May I suggest that you try Crab-Stuffed Filet Mignon with Whiskey Peppercorn Sauce. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
3634 This is a Monet, not a Jackson Pollack! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3635 Be careful Charlie! We're still trying to get the mustard off the Monet after your visit last week. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3636 B-ART-bequ 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3637 . “You don’t fool me. You’re a short-order cook posing as a performance artist.” 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3638 Do you have any Ma(yo)nets? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3639 That hat doesn’t make you French, Chef! 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
3640 That barbecue sauce, Mr. Casey, is certainly no pièce de résistance. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
3641 No! I said, "Bring out the La Brèque"! 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
3642 Actually—SUREAL problem. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
3643 He's upset? I have a masters in art history but had to grill my way in. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
3644 Sir, this is a reputable gallery NOT a starving artist’s sale 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
3645 Step away from the burgers, Mr. Crown! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3646 For the last time, that is not considered performance art! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3647 Hey, Bub, the Dada Performance exhibition is three galleries over. Move it! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3648 Edible art is in gallery four And put your mask on 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3649 We could discuss what is and what isn’t an art-form for hours, it doesn’t change the fact you’re smoking the Monet 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3650 One, well with mustard; Please! 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
3651 Hey Monet—what did I say about going light on the oils?! 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
3652 Laurent Monet (great-grandson of C. Monet) "Water Lilies Retrospective" Mustard on Canvas 1.1880 0.03826 117 96 20 1
3653 BBQ in the garden - not near Giverny! 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
3654 The curator requests your presence in the 'Partie de Campagne' room. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3655 No,it's NOT the same as grilling by the duck pond in the park! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3656 Pollock wants a word! 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
3657 This had better be plant-based or the water lilies will complain again. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3658 Jones! Nobody said hamburger. Hamburg. The art museum in Hamburg. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
3659 I thought I told you and shorty to get out of here! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3660 When I said art should be immersive - this is not what I meant. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3661 Monsieur! I thought I said escargots are you TRYING to attract les Américains? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3662 That kid better be fucking delicious or you're fired. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3663 The Impressionist Wing is a strictly vegan section - wheel that grill over to Cubism right this minute! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3664 Claude, I love your new deck and those burgers... mmmmm, are to die for!! 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
3665 Leave Now! Your president has no authority in the Louvre; contrary to his belief, the 4th floor is not the French Quarter and neither Trump Stubs or MAGA burgers are fine cuisine. 1.1875 0.05403 96 84 6 6
3666 Plein Air BBQ is Next Week! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3667 Henderson! Barbequing is only allowed in the Still Life room. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3668 I'd be more comfortable if you moved over to Abstract Expressionism under the Pollock. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3669 This is not that kind of field trip. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3670 Two men...about to flip. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3671 Feast or famine? 1.1875 0.03705 112 91 21 0
3672 Could you at least do this in the post-modern performance art exhibit upstairs? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
3673 Please do not interact with the installation! 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3674 BURN ONE! Drag it through the garden and paint it red...on brioche. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3675 Express yourself someplace else before I Pop you one and give you the distinct Impression something’s Baroque. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3676 Not again Bob! Can’t you see what’s at ‘steak’ here? 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
3677 It's a stretch to call those works of art. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
3678 Come quickly Darling,Pollock is starting another. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
3679 Remember this we have a "no smoking" policy 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
3680 You put those steaks right back into the still life where you took them! 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
3681 Performance and Installation art is on the fifth floor but I will take a burger before you go 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
3682 We agreed, the burgers are free, no asking for Monet. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
3683 You'll have to move that to a real landscape. No smoking in the gallery. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
3684 Cheeburger,cheeburger. Pepsi,Pepsi. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
3685 Ketchup only near the Rothkos! 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
3686 Young man! NO eating inside the art gallery! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3687 Sir, I understand that you've missed your football tailgating during Covid but we just don't allow tailgating at our Monet exhibit. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3688 Cooking meat is not an abstract concept! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3689 Its a Musem, no a Mooseum. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3690 Excuse me, miss. NO PHOTOS. 1.1868 0.05615 91 80 5 6
3691 Hey, bud, stop lighting the sculpture on fire. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3692 Musee de Dijon won't allow Tuscan sun shades of mustard on its premises. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3693 Be careful! Sriracha wilts lilies. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
3694 How many times do I have to tell you performance art is on the third floor?! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3695 I meant Berger up the Monet, not Burger up 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3696 l said we need a ‘Covid queue-er’ not a barbeque-er... 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
3697 At that price, if that burger isn't as impressionist as they come, I'm gonna ask for my monet back! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3698 If you get mustard on the Monets again I swear to God, Phil, I will shut you down. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3699 Just cause it's impossible doesn't make it art. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
3700 Hey, Home Depot, by the Manets not the Monets, duh. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3701 Make sure you don’t leave the American wing! 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
3702 The Big Mac Gallery is this way 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3703 Sir! Pop-ups are not allowed at the Met! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3704 Yeah, yeah, making up for lost time. I threw out that Temple of Dendur climber out, you're next." 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3705 Mess up one more order and no "Monet" for you or the kid. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3706 ‘Burgers on Charcoal’ is on loan from my backyard.” 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3707 This ain’t the Four Seasons landscaping and garden center!! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3708 Look, I know you’re upset but we can’t stay open unless we serve some kind of food! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3709 It’s art. You don’t get to judge how I enjoy it. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3710 Hey! No smoking area. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
3711 The impressionists call "well done." 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
3712 Hey! You're in the wrong place! The modern art is down the hall!" 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
3713 Sir, are you a member of the museum? 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
3714 Not in front of Monet’s garden. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
3715 When I said your bbq was an art form... I didn’t mean 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
3716 2 Jackson pollacks, hold the mustard 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
3717 Can I get cheese on mine? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3718 Le déjeune de Steve et fils" color me not impressed.. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3719 Go find a real pond! 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3720 I said Bacon is in this room! 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3721 After you remove the mustard from the Monet, you can rub the relish off the Renoir. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3722 You're modern art, not impressionistic! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3723 I know you don't have childcare, but this is getting out of han 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3724 The donor’s soirée is three tiers down! 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
3725 When the doctor recommended a change of scenery, she certainly didn't mean barbecue in front of one. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
3726 Burgers for patrons,not children. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
3727 Hey, that permit was just for T-shirts! 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
3728 That better be wagyu! 1.1852 0.03755 108 88 20 0
3729 Mustard, catsup, or Manets? 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
3730 please, not in front of the Monet! 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
3731 I actually think it’s a good idea to BBQ near a water source. Ya never know... 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
3732 ... Just don’t touch the painting, the oils from your hands will ruin it... 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
3733 Number 74? Double, no onions? 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
3734 And now for something entirely different: three dimensional art! 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
3735 tell banksy to cut it out 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
3736 Your permit says Manet, not Monet. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3737 That is not a proper charcoal drawing technique! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3738 Step away from The Waterlilies and don’t give me any of that performance artist crap. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3739 No! We don’t have any monetaise! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3740 Grill masters are in the meat gallery, sir. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3741 A barbeque is not considered art! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3742 Hey, I need three with burnt buns for the Pompeii Gallery. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3743 Could you please direct me to The Conceptual Art Installation ? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3744 SOMEBODY GET THEIR KID THEY’RE TRYING TO EAT AN EXHIBIT 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3745 Is that Tuscan sun? No, it’s mustard. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3746 I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3747 That's not how you dine al fresco! 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3748 One Matisse Burger special with grilled shallots. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3749 Sir, we ask you to grill by the Wyeth's and NOT the Monet's, which are for la guimauve ONLY." 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3750 one charcoal patty for the curator 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3751 I don't care if you are baroque, this is no place to peddle your victuals! 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3752 How many times do I have to tell you? Barbecuing is not a fine art form. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3753 That water lily pond has NOT been put there for your personal use, sir! 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3754 After gazing at the speck on the wall for hours, Teddy couldn't be sure it wasn't a mirage. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3755 Lily Burgers now being served in the Impressionist Wing” 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3756 Stop eating your exhibit." 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
3757 Hey! You have to put your food in your backpack and then put your backpack in front of you in museums! 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
3758 Smithers! The exhibit needs "Impressionistic Rare Art by Really Looking" .....not "Impress them with the art of cooking really rare" 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
3759 Le dejeuner est sur le herbe,cochon, pas dans le chambre de l'impressionisme. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
3760 Begone bourgeois burghers! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3761 There’s a Norman Rockwell in here, I think you’d like better. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3762 Burn one, take it through the garden and pin a rose on it! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3763 I asked for the peanut vendor! 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3764 First you unfollow me on Twitter -- and now this?! 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3765 Don't use that tone with me. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3766 Look, you already make more money than these other artists. Can you at least try not to burn the burgers? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3767 Hey, Mr. Performance Art! I got a joker over here wants two well done...like a Hockney puck! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3768 The rare art was one thing, now you’ve overdone the burger! 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3769 I don't care how good they are, the gallery doesn't consider your burgers to be a charcoal masterpiece! 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3770 That is not the queue I was referring to. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3771 BBQing next to painting of the outdoor, is not the same as grilling outdoors! 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3772 Hey Tony, we're going to need to move the Monet next to the Pollack. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3773 For the last time, grilling is not a form of art! 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3774 And throw that worthless little pond scum on the grill!” 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3775 The Addy Warhol Exhibit requests your presence. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3776 excuse me, the gift shop needs four more please. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3777 Monsieur! Water (Lilies) you doing?! "American Gothic" is upstairs. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3778 The impressionist section of our museum is not here for you to do your impression of Bobby Flay. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3779 Don’t play stupid with me! You know very well we only allow gas grills! 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3780 For the last time, the Dada exhibit is on the next floor! 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
3781 I thought we agreed on the sculpture court! 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
3782 Relational aesthetics are on the third floor! 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
3783 ... And no picnicking near protected wetlands! 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
3784 MOMA does not permit ketchup on Monet. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3785 That's not what impressionism means! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3786 Your art belongs elsewhere-maybe at the restaurant down the street 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3787 NO smoking near the Jackson Pollock! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3788 I’ll take three Burgers Rothko-like embedded on a plain bun background, with minimalist Jackson-pollack-esque Ceazanne-ing dripped on it. Make that to Van Gogh please. How Munch Monet will that cost me sir? 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
3789 Would you speed it up? Warhol is running out of bowls. 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
3790 No, no, no! I said you could cook out by the lily pond in the courtyard, not by the Monet! This is definitely the last time we'll have barbecue at a reception. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3791 The burgers must be as rare as the art. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3792 Not so close!! Melted paint just ruins the burgers!!!!! 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
3793 And over here we have burnt burgers with smoke, you'll appreciate the chef's hat and hungry child details. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3794 I hope you've brought enough for the rest of the tour group. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3795 You're supposed to be outside Andy Warhol not Monet. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3796 Hey! Performance art is on the other floor! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3797 Make mine rare. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3798 Hey, the only thing that gets grilled around here is Renoir. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3799 I don’t know much about well-done art 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3800 Didn't you learn anything in Art History class? Water lilies are not a good side dish for hamburgers! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3801 That’s not barbecue! That’s cooking out! We have had this discussion. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3802 Now back to one of our regular galleries where all the oil you will find is on the walls. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3803 Order in: two Oscar Meyers, one Oscar Monet, and grilled corns with just an impression of salt, mon bon homme! 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3804 How many times have I asked you not to grill there, Mr. Knaufler? We don't have that Monet for nuthin'. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3805 Oh my! In case you didn't know, Starving Artists is the name of the company that is sponsoring the show - not the artists" 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3806 I appreciate that you’re a performance artist, but this is just a fire hazard! 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3807 'Are you putting mayo on that hotdog?? I overlooked the smoke in an unventilated room but this I cannot stand for!' 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3808 Stop! You're under arrest for the crime of impressionistic charcoal grilling! 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3809 Not by the monet! I said it would go well with lemonade! 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3810 Mr. Duchamp, stop it! 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
3811 That's the french exposition! The American pavilion is on the other branch! 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3812 That's not ready to be flipped! 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
3813 Excuse me, sir. You can’t give those more than a quarter-turn in here. 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
3814 Sausages, Three Ways 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
3815 Stop! The onions are making patrons viewing 'The Garden of Earthly Delights' cry. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3816 That’s not what I meant by Abstract Expressionism. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3817 Claude Monet would be turning over in his Lilly Pond !! 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3818 Flipping burguers is not art, sir 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
3819 How many times do I have to say it? No grilling near the Monet! 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3820 Hey Mike, do ya think we stumbled into a time warp and ended up back in some Far Side cartoon? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3821 Two for Table Pollack! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3822 Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on my masterpiece. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3823 Tailgating's in Abstract Expressionism! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3824 If that beef paddy is not art nouveau you’ve got to go. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3825 No,no,no! In here it's Degas,not Decharcoal! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3826 I’m sorry sir, but the heat from the grill is making the Cassatt painting look like a Monet. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3827 I said charcoal painting!! Not charcoal and propane!! 1.1818 0.05048 99 86 8 5
3828 Wait just a minute there! Your permit is only for frogs legs. 1.1818 0.05048 99 86 8 5
3829 Oh geez Claude ! Really? This is an art gallery ! What kind of impression are you making ? G.E. Byrne 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3830 Raul, call the governor.... is this indoor or outdoor dining? 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
3831 The post modern collection is two galleries down. 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
3832 They demand more abstract snacks! 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
3833 I commissioned a portrait, not a porterhouse! 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3834 I said water only! 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
3835 Excuse me, sir—Impressionist cuisine is obviously strictly en plein air! 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3836 Oh my god, someone call security! Le boeuf bourguignon goes with a Monet. Never never burgers and buns! 1.1810 0.03794 116 96 19 1
3837 Sir, this is a baroque art museum. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3838 No flash photography or flash frying allowed! 1.1810 0.03794 116 96 19 1
3839 So, it's not just the critics who are grilling my masterpiece! 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3840 Any more mustard on the Monet and you're out! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3841 Are you an artwork or just a trespasser? 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3842 I want two dogs and a bottle of ketchup; our Matisse needs editing! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3843 Sir, look with your eyes not with your hands! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3844 Add an order of frites 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3845 Titling your painting Pond by the Grill does not confer license, Mr. LaTour ! 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3846 There’s no exception for indoor dining in museums 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3847 Two water lilies, well done. Stamens on the side. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3848 There are no mustard plants among the water lilies, dont lie to me! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3849 Could you put two dogs on while I view the Picasso? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3850 Burgers are not modern art! Blank white canvases are! 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3851 Forget it buddy! We don’t do knock offs here! 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
3852 This is the Met, not MOMA, what are you doing that here for? 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
3853 Hey stop! Those aren't real hamburgers!! 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
3854 You must move! Grilling is only permitted near paintings or photographs of suburban backyards. 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
3855 The picnic is outside—on the grass. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
3856 Evidently I was not clear last time. There is no grilling of any kind at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
3857 No Anthony. Barbecue-bism is not a recognised art form! Please leave. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
3858 Déjeuner sur curb, monsieur! 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3859 Only plant based foods here, please. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
3860 Hey buddy! This gallery requires artists to use sustainable materials. Those better be vegan burgers. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3861 For the last time sir: cooking burgers is not a real artform! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3862 No not Monet with round lily shaped burgers, move to Manet with random shaped burgers. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3863 Well, you read it wrong. It specifically says ‘Do not torch the paintings!’ 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3864 Look at the mess! I'll ketchup with you later! 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
3865 Put the plate down son! This is a display about wasting food, not eating it. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3866 You’ll need to flip your masterpieces on the Barbie outback. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3867 Ugh, so derivative. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
3868 Excuse me Sir! You can't sell the performance art! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3869 American Performance Art: live at 9pm 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3870 « This one is not the Déjeuner sur l’herbe » 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
3871 Kid! We will now be sending the steaks & burgers to Florida 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3872 No! Burgers and ketchup go with Manet! Hot dogs and mustard go with Monet! Geez... I'm trying to learn the kid something here! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3873 Two Monet Burgers with cheese and onions in the Impressionism Room! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3874 This is The MET, not your son’s 5th birthday party! We’re trying to run a sophisticated venue here... 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3875 Hey son! If anybody's watching call this abstract art. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3876 I'll have a Monet with a side of Renoir! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3877 'Smoke On the Water?' Funny. Take it outside or I'm calling the copyright office. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
3878 : " That is 'Water lilies' by Monet, not a BACKSPLASH ! MOVE ! " 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3879 Sir! The Plein Air Cooking show was last month! 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3880 What are you doing here...the installation exhibits are on the 3rd floor. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
3881 Pâté and quiche not patties and kitsch!” Joe Casino, East Rockawa 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
3882 I’m really ok with it as long as you don’t use the Water Lilies as a lettuce substitute. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3883 The pool's out back! 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
3884 I'll take mine medium rare 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3885 It may be an art to cook up the perfect veggie burger but that DOES NOT mean that you belong in my gallery! 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
3886 It's the Gardens at Giverny, not the patio! 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
3887 You only flip them once! 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3888 Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe Is this way folks 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3889 Performance artists should go to the second floor, room 231 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3890 Remember, medium rare, just like these paintings. 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
3891 Si vous plaît Chef, Monet would not appreciate burger grease on his water lilies! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3892 Excuse me Sr! Well done Burgers are not allowed in the Rare Creations Room 1.1792 0.03743 106 87 19 0
3893 And you call it... ART ?!? 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
3894 I don’t care if you burn the place down. But for the last time put on your masks! 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3895 It’s for arts, not brats! 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
3896 I don't care if this is a performance piece about the accessibility of art, no well done burgers! 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3897 Did you not read the sign?! 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3898 Performance art involving combustibles must be preapproved by the fire marshal and by the museum board. 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
3899 I don’t care if the critics called your work “hot and well done,” it’s still not art. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3900 It's called performance art. 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
3901 Who hired our catering? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3902 That’s a Vegan you barbarian. 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
3903 If this ain’t art nouveau, then I don’t know what is! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3904 It’s about Art, not commerce 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
3905 Make mine to go, please. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
3906 A bold statement of Americana. I'll take mine with mustard, please. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
3907 Be sure to add French fries! 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
3908 Not now! We need Junior to put the finishing touches on paintings in the Abstract art gallery. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3909 Maestro, your installation is for the salon down the hall. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
3910 Rockwells are the next exhibit! 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3911 No brulee near the Monet! 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3912 A little less Monet and a lot more Bob Ross on the next batch Charlie, another tour bus just pulled up. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3913 No, I wouldn't call my raw burger a 'happy little accident'" 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
3914 I don't care what you're doing as long as you're doing it 6 feet away from the art. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3915 I’ll take my burger medium rare and hold the Monet. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3916 You're mixing Manet's. The Picnic is in the next room. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3917 My uncle,Claude Monet,said this was the best way to eat hot dogs on a rainy day. He kindly provided the backdrop, so can you please stop yelling. How do you like yours, overcooked? 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3918 Please don’t touch the Duchamp! 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3919 Sir, I WILL BE FIRED for this but I haven’t seen a piece this rare in my career! 😮 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3920 Your burger is not a work of art! 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
3921 Your 'Burgers By The Bay' exhibit is turning all our watercolors into oil paintings! 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
3922 Sir, this isn't an Arby's. 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
3923 Gary, tailgating wasn’t allowed at the Met before the pandemic! 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
3924 Hey! I said, "Go for the MONEY!" 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
3925 Stop leaving the wrong impression on our guests. Move this debacle to the Hopper 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
3926 Once again, you are not an installation entitled American Gothic Redux, I've already called the police, and you're getting grease all over that Monet! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3927 I know art when I see it. And I say a hot dog isn't a sandwich. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3928 One burger, well done, hold the Monet! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3929 Hey! Aren’t you the guy that was here last week? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3930 We will take three to go. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3931 You call yourself a sandwich artist!? Your work lacks social realism and your flips —passionless. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3932 I'll have 4 dogs--and make sure they're not playing cards. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3933 Interesting! I think Ted Cruz would approve. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
3934 The Botero collection is on its way... with a BIG appetite. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
3935 I'll have a burger with a side of water lilies. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
3936 I had enough nourishment for my soul... 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
3937 One Picasso hotdog with a side os Rembrandt potatoes. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
3938 You people and your modern art exhibits have gone too far! Now gimme a cheeseburger, it's my cheat day. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
3939 ‘You ex-hedge fund guys can’t sell in here anymore” 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3940 I said the Duchamp room! 1.1776 0.05111 107 95 5 7
3941 only in the still-life section, please 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3942 Those timeless pieces of art are delicious. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
3943 I said you CAN GO, not VAN GOGH!! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3944 Performance art is not appreciated at this gallery! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3945 How many times do I have to tell you that the performance art exhibitions ended two weeks ago! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3946 I’ll take mine rare. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3947 'Masterpiece' or not, great barbecue doesn't need sauce! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3948 Don’t grill the lilies! 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3949 Gas grills only 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3950 My office told you to do this in front of Luncheon on the Grass. It's literally a painting of people having lunch on the grass. And, finally, Mr. Cooper, it's a Manet. Not a Monet! 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3951 Some patrons disapprove, but the hamburger initiative is a critical part of the museum's youth outreach initiative. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3952 When you're ready, Picasso's 'Guernica' needs some ketchup. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
3953 Caviar on a rare burger in the Picasso room. 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
3954 Not so close to the pond! 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
3955 I think we got this tailgate thing wrong 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
3956 No, "The Art of Cooking" does not qualify for this exhibition! 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
3957 The third time Bob's Burgers set off the sprinklers proved to be the last 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3958 That's Gallery with and "R". 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
3959 I'm trying to find "Barbeque sur l"herbe." 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3960 Excuse me, this is not a performance art exhibition. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
3961 I said water the plants, not BBQ the lilies! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3962 I'd like mine served next to three apples and a rose in a vase please. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3963 Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, No Coke.........Pepsi. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3964 WHERE IS THE BATHROOM? 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
3965 Our burgers are also well done. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3966 Hey, can I get some mustard to touch up “Starry Night”? 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
3967 Conceptual Art is on Level 4. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3968 The rules clearly state no smoking in the galleries! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3969 Come over here, I could use you in the Chaim Soutine exhibit. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3970 Go make your money away from the Monet! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3971 My mouth looks like a hamburger! 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3972 No ketchup! 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3973 Modern art is supposed to be on the first floor! 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3974 When I said it was cheesy, I was talking about the art! 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3975 Sir, please relocate either to the conceptual art exhibition on the 2nd floor or to the cafeteria on the balcony floor. 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
3976 Sir, we do not allow Cubist food on this floor. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
3977 Stop pollocking the sauces while working in front of a Monet! 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
3978 We only display rare items; we do not do medium-rare. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3979 I don’t care that this used to be your house! You still can’t barbecue here anymore!! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3980 Sorry buddy, kids an installation. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
3981 Sir, the museum only permits cooking crepes in front of the French Impressionists! 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3982 NIMBY 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3983 Dang I left my BBQ Voucher at the coat check be right back! 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
3984 Do you want Frieze with that? 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3985 Hey Buddy, " Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe " is in the next wing. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3986 Veggie burgers? Sorry, not today. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3987 Do you yon really think Monet would appreciate Grease on his waterlilies? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3988 Once you have your burger, you can get french fries by Monet’s haystacks. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3989 I don’t think the Art Director is appreciating our live art demonstration. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3990 I very clearly said that the designated grilling area was by the the MAnet 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3991 Hey! We don’t allow paintings in here! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3992 But we were just planning a little. dejeuner near l'herbe. 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
3993 Bun pup and hockey puck for table 3 in NIGHTHAWKS 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
3994 Gertrude Stein hosts a barbeque. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
3995 Hey, buddy ! Do you want us to dim the lights before you set off your fireworks like you did last weekend ? 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
3996 Somehow Monet and Bar B Que does not resonate with big donors. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
3997 Could you please be a bit quieter? This is an art museum after all! 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
3998 Your wife sends a message from the west gallery. She was expecting you to join her in getting your sausage out in front of the Manet...not...this...in front of the Monet! 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
3999 How much for the rare patty? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
4000 I said no food in the gallery. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
4001 I have it on good authority that Monet was a vegan.... 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
4002 I clearly stated Francis Bacon, not fry some bacon! 1.1753 0.05079 97 85 7 5
4003 No Kid, you're too young to have the cookout in front of Le Dejeuner sur l'Herbe. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
4004 Get that away from the realist paintings. I told you you to set up next to the abstracts! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
4005 Hope these aren't Watercolors ...if you know what I mean..!! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
4006 And on the right, gentlemen, you’ll see our Oscar (Mayer) Monet Grill which has been a terrific revenue stream in this economy. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
4007 I must say that the smoke from your barbecue is making quite an impression! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
4008 Hey, make mine a tofu burger! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
4009 EXCUSE ME! Performance art is supposed to be on the east wing. ss 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
4010 Can't you see it says "No Smoking" . . . but hey, I'll take mine medium rare. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4011 What I said to you Wilson was, get me more burghers! 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
4012 If this were a color cartoon, you would know that medium rare is like a pinkish-red water lily. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4013 One Impressionist Burger please. No Animals or Animal Byproducts, only landscapes 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4014 Put shrimps on the Bar-B for Table 6 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
4015 I know the brochure said you could get in free during the lunch hours, but ... 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
4016 I know this is your day with your son but can you wait until you get home to make him into a man? 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
4017 Please, sir. I want some Monet. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
4018 Looks like there is no more Monet to be made here... 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
4019 Can I get fries with that? 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
4020 ‘Hey, Those Aren’t Real Outdoor Water Lillies. It’s A Painting By Monet. Now, Take Your BBQ And Leave!” 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
4021 Make that two steaks medium rare and a charcoal drawing. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
4022 I warned you about barbecuing next to the Monet. Take it to the van Gogh on one. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
4023 If you barbeque here, you need to wear high rain boots or waders. Andrew Wyeths require a nearby fire extinguisher and for a van Gogh, everyone must wear a straight-jacket. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
4024 If those burgers are really art visitors need to stay 2 feet away from them. 1.1748 0.03760 103 85 18 0
4025 I want mine cooked well done from here, but medium rare on closer inspection! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
4026 Mr. Warhol has been waiting for his burger for far too long 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
4027 I WILL kiss the cook! 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
4028 No, it's not a performance art! 1.1746 0.03578 126 105 20 1
4029 My cheeseburgers are a work of art. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
4030 Faux meat does not make it art! 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
4031 Cook more burgers and we'll give you more Monet 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4032 Non Americana on the Monet! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4033 So, this is how I die. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
4034 Cheeburger, Cheeburger, Cheeburger! 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
4035 You’re standing too close to the exhibit. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
4036 Take your Family Vacation outside Jones! 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
4037 Is this not the BBQ contest on floor 3? 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
4038 You can either pay the fine for the painting, or you can give me one of those burgers 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
4039 No! We only do rare here! 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
4040 Get yer dogs here! Artist at work! 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
4041 You may call it a dirty tablecloth but I call it “ Condiments on Canvas” 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
4042 A worthy burgher is always welcome in my domain 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
4043 I’m quite certain the guide didn’t mean to start that kind of “cue”! 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
4044 Grilled while grilling 😂 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
4045 We won't have fake meat cooked in here! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4046 Sir please don’t touch the modern art 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
4047 Those are NOT of Calais! 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
4048 Hey buddy, move to the modernism wing to squirt condiments. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
4049 No ketchup or onions today,just culture and opinions. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4050 I said you could set up in the 'performance art' center in the cafeteria. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
4051 Hey! That's the Monet. You want the Manet over here. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
4052 I must ask you to leave. Children's hour is over. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
4053 I don’t know, this one’s a little too pedestrian for me. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4054 Art for the gut! 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
4055 Is that exhibit called" 'the Art of the Feast? 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
4056 Daub mine, I say, with three dots mustard to every one of ketchup, all slathered with light. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
4057 Where’s the beef? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
4058 i said flip the BOUCHER not the BURGERS 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
4059 I’ve warned you before, Thompson! Only vegan fare in the Impressionist Room! 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
4060 Hey you, consider the lillies, those better be veggy burgers 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
4061 what we see here is the ancient art of outdoor grilling 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
4062 For the last time the cafeteria is for the sandwich artists! 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
4063 I'm not impressed with French's mustard! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
4064 Do mind grilling in front of of Picasso's Guernica it lends it flavor. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
4065 Make sure you all come and grab a burger! Makes the Monet much more enjoyable! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
4066 Security! Security! There's a black person in the gallery. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
4067 The modernists request three more rejected depictions of barbeque with innovation and experimentation in the shapes, colors, and lines of hamburgers with cheese. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
4068 Think of it as a form of animated art. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
4069 Impressive grilling does not make one an Impressionist! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
4070 It’s not an interactive exhibit!! 1.1731 0.03728 104 86 18 0
4071 Monet" is NOT French for "Mustard. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
4072 Banksy , come quick-stop this defiling of Monet! 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
4073 Mona Lisa can't wait any longer for her burger! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
4074 That Nickelodeon Slime Sauce needs some brushwork. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
4075 I don't care if you won an award for fine barbequeing, its not art 1.1731 0.03728 104 86 18 0
4076 Grilling is only allowed in the Van Gogh section. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
4077 I said Post-Medium, not Well Done! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
4078 It's my impression that your sauce has been added to the lilies. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4079 After hours at the National Gallery of Art... ...enjoy works of art, live music and dance performances... ...light fare and drinks are available for purchase." (https://www.nga.gov/calendar/community-events/nights.html 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4080 Just don’t get mayonnaise on the Monet. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
4081 The Donald Trump Children's Cookout is on level one, you idiots.! 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
4082 How many want their burgers 'Payne's Grey' or 'Vermillion'? 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
4083 Mrs. Kroc specified you can give him two. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
4084 OUT This is not a museum of the art of cooking 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
4085 I said no pickles! 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
4086 He doesn't like mustard. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
4087 Do not grill the artist. But if you do - use ketchup. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
4088 Hey! I thought I told you: only near the Baroque paintings! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4089 Who wants cheese? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4090 Beef burgers? Buddy, move it to the poster shop down the street! 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
4091 I'll take mine medium, with a side of water lilies. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
4092 The rainy day activity program is cancelled. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
4093 We understand the pandemic is limiting your travel. But you need to picnic at Home Depot. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
4094 I said to set up near the Jackson Pollock, not the Monet! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4095 Sir, this is the Collection for Rare to Medium-Rare Pieces, not the Well Done Collection! That’s on the first floor. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
4096 You can’t sell your masterpieces here. This is a museum, not an art gallery!” 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
4097 you need to move to the American backyard room 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
4098 Forget the kid. Mona Lisa will have blue cheese crumbles, raw onions chopped on wheat. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
4099 It is not about the Money, it is about the Monet. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
4100 And last, before I kick you out, can you make one medium rare with grilled onions?" 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
4101 You're not grilling haute cuisine in front of Monet. I mean, you're not. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
4102 That's not a legitimate Steak au poivre! 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
4103 Sir, The Art of Barbecuing is located on the outside patio. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
4104 This is the vegan room! 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
4105 Toss up another one - a little more to the right this time! 1.1717 0.04982 99 87 7 5
4106 This is not the type of rare work I was looking for! 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
4107 Sir, this is a conceptional art piece, not a barbeque. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
4108 Your luncheon here explains all those confused frogs next to Manet. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
4109 If he’s not going to appreciate my art I may need to show him my George Foreman 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
4110 Unlike the other art, this exhibit is not Well Done! 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
4111 I only have him for the weekend 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
4112 For the quality of your food, you should be in front The Shout of Munch 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
4113 Hey! Can’t you read? No Flash Searing! 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
4114 Remember, primary sauces only! Ketchup, Mustard, Blue Cheese...in that order! 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
4115 The Damien Hirst reception is over there. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
4116 Water Lillies are so much better with a little dijon mustard. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
4117 ...it may give you the IMPRESSION of outside, but that is not cookin' with me! 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
4118 For the last time, NO Manoneis on the burgers! 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
4119 This isn't the way to keep kids' interested. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
4120 Keep it light on the smoke and the hot sauce, we got real art here buddy ! 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
4121 Harken ye! Louvre, Prado, Met burgers on sale here! 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
4122 This is a vegan kitchen! 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
4123 Harold! What is taking so long with those burgers? Monet painted his water lilies in less time! 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
4124 Do not touch the art work!" 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
4125 I don’t care if it’s conceptual art—it’s stinking up the Monet room! 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
4126 Sir, as you can see, this is not Luncheon on the Grass. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
4127 Is that bologna sandwich you’re applying my Grey Poupon to?” 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
4128 We’re going to make him the best docent yet. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
4129 If you’re performance artists, I’m the Chief of Police. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
4130 Where is the entertainment? This was to be 'Arts, Beats, and Eats! 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
4131 Sir, the cooking exhibition is in the next building, but if you leave me a burger, I'll keep this quiet. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
4132 I don’t care what your impression was; Monet is NOT Manet, so there will be no lunch on the grass in MY gallery! 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
4133 Those better be vegan patties! This museum has enough scandals already. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
4134 Finally indoor dining! Now New York does not look like a huge carnival from above! 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
4135 Sir, I thought you were a restaurateur de peinture, not the restaurant, Peter Luger. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
4136 I said no cheese! 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
4137 Last call for the char grilled Monet special, closing in 15 minutes! 1.1709 0.03700 117 98 18 1
4138 Sir, museum rules allow barbeques only in front of Manets. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
4139 The Opera Singer always complains about the smoke in the gallery. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
4140 The Barbecue, The Shouting man... it's all art. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4141 I said no Monets. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4142 I say, my dear man, is your artwork ready to hang, and what are you asking for it? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4143 What did I tell you about those mustard and ketchup paintings. They don't belong in this gallery. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4144 I know we're more popular than baseball, but if you get ketchup on the Water Lilies, you're out! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4145 Don't forget, we get "the Louvre Cut" of fifty percent of all the Monet you collect, oui?" 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4146 And I say unto thee- "Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's," and give unto Webber what is grilled 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
4147 ...ketchup, mustard, and EXTRA RELISH! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
4148 I'll have a Monet, please, no mayo. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
4149 Please! Not in the impressionist wing! 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
4150 When *your* late-career foray into naturalism demands a critical retrospective of your early work, sir, *then* we will ask to see your studies in charcoal! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
4151 I’ll take mine with ketchup and Monets!” 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
4152 Your clown making balloon dogs was waiting for you on the roof-deck. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
4153 You can't have charcoal here! Get back to Expressive Portraits. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4154 For the last time, performance pieces are to be executed in the Contemporary gallery!" 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
4155 en plein air is metaphorical - this is a museum! 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4156 You are attracting flies. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
4157 I asked for a Bouguereau and Manet, not a burger with mayonnaise! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
4158 Take your "performance art" to the " performance parking lot! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
4159 We call this exhibit 'An impressionist's take on the COVID outdoor dining experience' 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
4160 Medium well. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4161 I said wine and Limburger! 1.1700 0.04935 100 88 7 5
4162 What, no fries?! 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4163 That bright yellow mustard clashes with our Monet! 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4164 I've told you that's no way to draw attention to your work. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
4165 Ketchup is now a color. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
4166 The New Year Party for the Children is in the Monet room upstairs, not in front of the actual Monet piece! 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4167 I’ll never understand why people like modern art! 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4168 I'll take mine rare, like that painting. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
4169 I want a Monet burger please! 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
4170 Don't touch the installation art! 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
4171 Will you please quit telling guests you’re part of the exhibition?” 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
4172 Dude, your sense of artistic appreciation is way, way off. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
4173 I said "flipping art" not the art of flipping. 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
4174 Participatory art now in Monet! 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
4175 Mr. Pollock, now you don’t want Jackson here to pick up any bad habits. 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
4176 Monet in there says he'll take two dogs with everything. 1.1698 0.03664 106 88 18 0
4177 This motherfucker... 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
4178 Found the Duane Hanson! . 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
4179 Well, back in my day we were provided our own buns! 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
4180 Barbecue is prohibited! But this certainly speaks to me. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
4181 You think Monet was just painting when he was in his backyard? 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
4182 Wow. We've got a Seward Johnson at last. 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
4183 I don't care if you are the great great grandson. You can't substitute kale as a side for the lilies. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
4184 Hey, clean up the mess you made in front of the Pollock! 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
4185 New Yorker cartoon characters are to remain in the Museum of the City of New York, please. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
4186 No wonder I was told that this painting was made with oil! 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4187 Those better be vegan!! 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4188 A little help, Laverne! Monet’s powerfully nuanced expression of nature is giving the wrong impression again. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
4189 Look, buddy, if people wanted the trappings of a beautful sunny day then they wouldn't be in here trying to enjoy nature. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
4190 I told you a hundred times, they’re VEGAN !!! 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
4191 Show me the Monet and I'll tell you where your van go. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
4192 One chili dog with extra onions, please! 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
4193 Cooking hot dogs and burgers is not an art! 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
4194 Sir,as a I have already told you twice today,grilling is only allowed in the contemporaries wing of the museum. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
4195 Over cooked hamburgers -- you call THAT art?!? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4196 Is that Barbeque or Art beque? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4197 I thought it was supposed to starving artists. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
4198 You call that lunch? That five-year old could create a better burger! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4199 That's the water garden. You'd be better doing than through here in the flower garden. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4200 It needs more Monetz 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4201 Sir, I understand it’s your art, but I specifically said “an avant-garde exhibit”...NOT “ a broiled and charred exhibit”! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4202 Food isn't be abstract art!" "What about that banana taped to the wall?" "Nevermind 1.1683 0.03741 101 84 17 0
4203 Hold the Mayo! 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
4204 Drag mine through Monet's Garden, paint it yellow with delicate brush stokes, pin a Meditative Rose on it and don't kill it! I'm not paying an inflated prices! 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
4205 No pickles for me, please! 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
4206 Sir, this is neither a Sunday afternoon nor the Island of La Grande Jatte. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
4207 This installation is titled 'The Shattered American dream 2019 B.C. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
4208 You need to move this to the classic masterpieces gallery! 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
4209 Placing a banana on the wall erepresents the vision of an artist but this is too much! 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
4210 Damn the performance art and veggie burgers ! I want mine medium rare. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
4211 fine dining.. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
4212 On a stick, or on a plate? 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
4213 Next they’ll tell us we can’t short our GameStop stocks. 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
4214 I said NOT BY THE OILS!!!!!! 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
4215 No burgers! Save your Monet! 1.1681 0.03643 119 100 18 1
4216 The folks upstairs are wondering if you have any vegan options? 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
4217 J'ai demandé un Bouguereau! 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
4218 Party is at the Manet, not the Monet! 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
4219 I’ve already told you once – no culinary exhibits permitted. Mona Lisa is on a diet. 1.1679 0.04077 131 114 12 5
4220 The smell is distracting my art critics. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4221 Giverny burgers are not in season! 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
4222 Gimme two hockey pucks and run em through the Garden of Earthly delights! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
4223 Get your Grill-y pads out of here! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4224 I thought we asked for Cooke Maroney, not a cook for money. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4225 Don't forget, Monet likes them medium rare... 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
4226 You must have misunderstood, Monsieur... Our chef-d'oeuvre is not missing. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4227 Rate art would suggest rare burgers, fool! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
4228 My wife left me for a man who shouts louder than I do! Also,I pooped my pants! 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
4229 I said only rare hamburgers in the museum! 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
4230 You know, grilling indoors still counts towards your carbon footprint. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4231 Sir! I think you'll be more comfortable in front of the "Garden of Earthly delights"' This way please. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4232 Monet...your dinner is ready! 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4233 Hey, tailgating is restricted to the Contemporary Art wing. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
4234 The 'Art of Barbecuing' exhibition isn't until next week! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
4235 Your burgers smell of New Yorker. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
4236 We need two Monet vegiburgers in Gallery Ten" 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4237 Hey, what’s the deal? Is this a gallery or a grillery?? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4238 Those had better be vegetarian! 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
4239 Hold the Monet-a-naise! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4240 Two DaVinci Dogs, hold the truffles! 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
4241 Remember we don't make mistakes. Just happy accidents 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
4242 Listen bub, I told you to man the grill, not Monet it. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4243 William! At that heat, you’ll render the Renoir! 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4244 Keep your inspiration to your self. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
4245 Using KC Masterpiece does NOT mean your burgers qualify as works of art. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
4246 A DELUXE WITH BRIE ! HOLD THE GREY POUPON ! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4247 We are seeking Barbizon enthusiasts not BBQ. Take your bourgeois, plein air activity outdoors! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
4248 I'll have a hotdog! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4249 I may not know much about barbecue, but I know what I like...I like chicken, do you have any chicken? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4250 Well done with a daub of mayo please. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4251 No live paintings allowed. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4252 I wish I was hungrier. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
4253 No! No! No! Mustard on the meat NOT the Monet! 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
4254 Why does that sign say "Enjoy fine art with our condiments? 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4255 No selling to 'please don't touch' offenders. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4256 I said canapés! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
4257 Can you tell me why the dogs are licking the paintings and the people are STILL in the bathroom?! 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
4258 Hey, grass fed only in the galleries! 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4259 Calling them ‘Monet Burgers’ is an insult to both artist AND patty! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
4260 Seeing NY's finest and eating NY's finest!!! Missing it.🍎 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
4261 Nature paintings do not justify indoor dining. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4262 When I said food is art, I didn’t tell you to display it in an art gallery 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
4263 We’re here for the opening day 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
4264 I don’t care if this is what they call ‘ART’ nowadays! I’ll call security!! 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
4265 Honey! I thought you told me that Josef Burger was DEAD! 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
4266 What did I say? Barbecuing in allowed only in the Manet's room! 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
4267 Hey Mister, you can't do that in a 'Meat Free' zone. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
4268 See what happens when you short GameStock! 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
4269 Do not drag anything through the garden! 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
4270 You know the rules, no barbeques within 20 feet of the art! 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
4271 Our virtual art wing will not leave you feeling empty 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
4272 Its called bar-bee-cubism... any way.. you want francis bacon with that or not? 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
4273 I’ll have mine medium Monet and hold the COVID. 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
4274 I'll take two, one rare and one well done, please! 1.1651 0.03573 109 91 18 0
4275 First of all, it's Monet, not Manet. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
4276 Are you Peter Luger? Your restaurant just reopened. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
4277 The canola oil paintings are in the other exhibit! 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
4278 Hope those are impossible burger 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
4279 That better be clean coal! 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
4280 Hey, how many times do I have to tell you; No hot sauce on mine! 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
4281 This painting is restricted. Try 'A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte.' 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4282 What happened to your beret? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
4283 WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE!!! Just grilling at the lake with my son. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
4284 How many times do I have to tell you that you're standing too close? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
4285 I get that you pay taxes too, but you must leave. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
4286 And when you're done with your great impression here, they're waiting for the flames over at the Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
4287 Just because the painting is Impressionist does not mean you can see "grilling" differently 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
4288 Two Breugelburgers - hold the Mayo. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
4289 No!! Not next to this garden! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4290 Sir, I agree that there's an art to grilling rare burgers, but that's not really what the rare art wing is for. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
4291 'Hi. I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn." 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4292 Please step back from the painting, sir” 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4293 Oooh, so the paintings are creative but this isn't, god no appreciation for modern art. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
4294 Fish barbecue only in this gallery - Hamburger barbecue in the matadors gallery 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4295 NO PICKNICKING 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4296 The museum/picnic grounds will close in 30 minutes!! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4297 Sir, please do not guild the Water Lilies. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4298 Hey - the grill section is back by the Manets. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4299 Hey! That last batch of water lilies was charred. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4300 You're in the wrong gallery, conceptual is on the 3rd floor! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4301 The Monet family reunion ended early 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4302 The abstract art class is running low on primary colors again. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4303 Rare, please! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4304 WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND CALLING RANDOM STUFF ART 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4305 I have you know, Giverny is Carbon Neutral! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4306 I don't care if 'plein air' and 'plain air' are almost synonymous. A Monet painting has nothing in common with the art of backyard grilling." 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4307 I still think the Jackson Pollock room would be a better location." 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4308 One for take away and the other to speculate 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4309 You're not dead yet, so keep flipping burgers. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4310 Just because it is an outdoor scene doesn't mean you are outdoors! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4311 Those had better be vegan! 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
4312 It’s a new technique called Baroque à la Barbeque. 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
4313 Someone needs to tell Marina Abramovic there is a limit to everything! 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
4314 I told you to bring vegetarian options this time! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
4315 I repeat, you are not an installation. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
4316 Your federal art gallery open barbecue cooking permit was revoked Jan 20th - executive order #239 or #240, I believe. 1.1636 0.03543 110 92 18 0
4317 Mister Jones, I have already told you, your hamburgers are not art! 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
4318 They don't pay me enough "Monet" for this! 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
4319 I've told you before Jack, nobody wants to see your Bonfire of the Vanities performance art! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
4320 The guy at the Monet wants his burger medium rare and his wife's medium, ..hold the onion and pickles, extra lettuce and tomato, mustard on the side ........ 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
4321 The museum's barbecue wing is upstairs! 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
4322 I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow meat-like substances out of the Ivan Albright wing. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
4323 Those burgers better be vegan 1.1635 0.03644 104 87 17 0
4324 They call him the Monet of barbecue grilling. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
4325 You have been couped up too long inside. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
4326 Rare art is priceless, but Art's rare burgers are $4.75. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
4327 As rare as a Rembrandt, as fine as vintage Cab, well done, Monet. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
4328 No pictures please...I mean, no pickles please 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
4329 I said Sunday in the park with George, not gorge! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
4330 Jerry, the relational aesthetics exhibition is in gallery 303! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
4331 Critics persisted, but at long last Dave's deft curation of artisanal burgers while sipping a beer had earned a place among fine art. 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
4332 Where did you get the impression that Family Sundays include condiments? 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4333 One Ellsworth Kelly, no red. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4334 If you’re here for Banksy, please proceed to the third floor 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4335 We want you next to Koons! Not Monet! 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4336 The realism section is outside! 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
4337 Caviar, pate de foie gras and scallop canapes, two with cheese, hold the onions 1.1633 0.04960 98 87 6 5
4338 you'll burn 'em, be careful 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
4339 Sir! I just told you, this is not a public library 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4340 Do you have a permit for that?! 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4341 Free burger with every smoke fired Monet 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
4342 Hey Louie. Knock it off with the vidalia onions. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4343 OK, get back to your spot near the picnickers on the lawn now that the naked lady covered up. 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
4344 Next time I catch you making abstracts in ketchup, I'm sending you to the history museum! 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4345 Go back to the capitol 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
4346 Monet would approve of these burgers, I promise...I’m using gruyere not cheddar. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
4347 What's he fussing about? Did he forget he opened a gallery in Oakland? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4348 nah it’s just like a real one. That’s why they call it impossible burger. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4349 I know we said this was an "anything goes" show, but this is too far! 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
4350 One with cheese. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4351 Luncheon on the Grass" is in Room 4a 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4352 Hey, it's steak avec frites along with the Manet, not Hamburger aux fromage! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4353 Grilling hamburgers is not an art. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
4354 I think I should be able to get seconds before everyone has had firsts 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4355 If only Monet could see you now.... 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4356 A burger should never be well done 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4357 Be careful to not do a Jackson Pollock mess with the ketchup here” 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4358 Monet called , make his medium rare, no sauce. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
4359 No,no! It's painting in au plein air,not cookin burgers au plain in here! 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
4360 This better be part of the exhibit! 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
4361 Hey—lunch is served by the Manet, not the Monet. 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
4362 Thank goodness- you're not busy. I'll just have a 20 oz, sugar free, oat milk latte, and hold the foam. 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
4363 I checked. There's room near the Baldessari. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
4364 Hey, buddy, you can't sell those here! You can only insist on a suggested donation! 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
4365 Since when is grilling hamburgers art? 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
4366 Hey- Jackson Pollack is in the next salon. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
4367 The performance art room is across the hall! 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
4368 I know the painting brings to mind the wonderful open space, but I don’t think that’s what Monet had in mind. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
4369 Okay but still no photos please 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
4370 Being a curator doesn't pay well, so I have to. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
4371 Monet was a grill master 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
4372 Man with Spatula” riffs on modern mores. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
4373 No fun allowed in the Impressionism wing! 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
4374 And in this room, boys and girls, for only today! Free hamburgers and Water Lilies by Claude Monet! 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
4375 Hey! I called dibs on the first burger! 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
4376 For the last time , we only serve Grey Poupon to the patrons here at the Louvre. The yellow mustard is for the rug rats! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
4377 Well done and some Monet on the side. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
4378 I said, "Mayo!" not "Monet!" 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
4379 To confirm authenticity, you better make it a double 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
4380 Ever since Moma donated 900k to Trump the water lilies are full of deplorables! 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
4381 Sir? Sir! Those impressionist paintings are meant to be viewed from at least 6 paces, sir! You're tarnishing your experience! 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
4382 Now this, this is my kind of art! 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4383 Make that 2 vegan burgers for the Monet Gallery 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4384 Service est seulement sur les toits de Paris, s'il vous plaît. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4385 Two more Rothkos, medium-rare! 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4386 Luncheon on the grass only! 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
4387 Art Burgerlar 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
4388 Opps! I didn't realize it was a Duane Hanson! 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
4389 There is no Monet for you! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4390 IT IS A Metro Food Truck. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4391 ‘Monsieur ,wine and cheese,oui;le hamburger,non,non,non.’ 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4392 It's 'Lilly Pond' not a campground. Monet is not amused. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4393 Sorry, chef but this is a palette master fine art exhibition 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4394 The Steins of Philly 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
4395 Step away from the grill, please, you are not supposed to touch the art pieces. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
4396 We appreciate the loan -- but these are Bubba's and we were promised Rodin's. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
4397 More Impressionists on the barbie! Medium rare! Two vegans! 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
4398 Zoom Room, NOW! 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
4399 My mistake. I thought it was outdoor dining that wasn’t allowed. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
4400 De gustibus non est disputandum! 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
4401 I could do that at home in about 5 minutes. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
4402 Make mine open-face on a lily pad. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
4403 Give me one Monet, extra mayo, and a Pablo Especiale with hot sauce on the side. 1.1604 0.03581 106 89 17 0
4404 Velveeta is ok,Cheez Wiz ain't 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
4405 $10,000! Hold the mustard. 1.1604 0.03581 106 89 17 0
4406 There is no curator of rare meats. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
4407 At least we’re making an impression 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
4408 I told you already, the vendors stay by sculptures! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
4409 Well,where else am I gonna get charcoal in this town? 1.1600 0.03483 125 106 18 1
4410 Jackson, that would look better on a blank canvas! 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
4411 Too much sfumato! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
4412 Well, yes, I did say we had to make concessions in the budget.... 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
4413 Dear Lord! In what cruel universe do they put the Monet next to the barbeque! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
4414 Make mine well-done! My doctor says I need to cut down on rare art! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
4415 'I said, "MEET me at the Monet, after your restroom stop, Junior." 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
4416 For the last time, mustard does not belong on hamburgers! 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
4417 I don't care if it's an installation; you're a month early. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
4418 You're going to send out insurance premium through the roof! 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
4419 Is there gouda for the cheeseburger? 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
4420 I'll have a Picasso with everything, extremely rare! I can pay you next Tuesday because I am all out of Monet right now. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4421 There has been a request for a vegan hamburger in the form of a Henry Moore. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
4422 This is your version of Franco-American? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4423 Well done on Jackson no.7. Bring back the mustard! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4424 Just because COVID restrictions have been removed, doesn’t mean you can do anything you want! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4425 That is not how you lay the mustard. We don’t need another Pollock here 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4426 I meant food for eyes, Donald! Since you are here, I want pickle on the side. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4427 This is a vegan museum! 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
4428 The Chagall said 'NO ONIONS'! 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
4429 You must vacate the premises! Also, I'll take a cheeseburger with ketchup. 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
4430 Still life 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
4431 It’s modern art, sir. Want some ketchup with that? 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
4432 you are preventing me from smelling the flowers!! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4433 .... and a recent addition to our collection is a bas-relief sculpture of the QAnon tailgating party on January 6th. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4434 My son doesn't qualify for a free meal! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4435 If I agree that what you are doing is at an art, will you recognize that this museum is not one concerned with the performing arts? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4436 I’ll be waiting at the Well Done Hall... yeah, by the Water Lilies” 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4437 You don’t know much about art, and I don’t like your burgers! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
4438 We don't allow drinking in here! 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
4439 Barbequing Monet is strictly forbidden Paul". 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
4440 For God’s sake man, you are not a Picasso of the grill! 1.1589 0.03551 107 90 17 0
4441 Juan Gris ! Not want grease?! 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
4442 See, here. Mustard is only for diamond-level patrons. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
4443 If that requires Monet, you’ve got a Warhol on your hands! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
4444 Would you please quiet down that sizzle! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4445 This ain’t Giverny—mustard on the hot dogs! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4446 Hey, Milton, listen to me: you better save me at least one burguer or I'll shove that that kid all the way up your ass! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4447 Mom kicked us out of the living room, now this guy, strike 2... 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
4448 Your permit is to serve weenies, not hamburgers! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4449 Sfumato is only allowed in the Renaissance wing! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4450 How many times have I told you, there's no drinking in here. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4451 I'll be right back! No body take my place in line!! 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
4452 No grilling allowed in here without an apron! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4453 I’ll have one with mustard, and a nude woman on the side. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4454 Two Manet patties with Catsup, please 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
4455 One with extra Monetaisse. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4456 Yes, your banquet burgers may be masterpieces, but they don't belong here. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4457 Just because I said oil spatter was a hazard to the acrylics doesn't make the oil paintings an exception! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4458 I know you’re just testing my tolerance for performance art. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4459 No tailgating allowed in the Americana exhibit” 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4460 However rare or well done, art burglary is not a victimless crime! 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
4461 I said, 'No photos' 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
4462 medium well" on the first two 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
4463 I said BURGLARS are rare, not BURGERS 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
4464 I listen to feed rather than feeding the listener. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4465 Just carry the burger around with you so we can stay open 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
4466 I want those burgers to be extra gourmet because this is no ordinary art gallery! 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
4467 You can't cook burgers here! What if the Hamburglar comes and steals both the burgers AND the paintings? Didn't think about that, did ya? 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
4468 When I said you could really experience the art, I didn't mean you should eat it!" 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
4469 Hot Dog! 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
4470 That is not art; it’s a barbecue. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
4471 Gimme two Van Gogh cheddar cheese well done and one Basquiat medium rare! 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
4472 Hey, for God's sake: How many ways does that NOT make barbecue French? 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4473 Remember, I’m a mustard guy, not a monets guy 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4474 I told you not in front of patrons! 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
4475 One, well done with Grey Poupon and Caviar; hold the onions. 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4476 That is not Impressionism! Take it to Arts and Crafts or Dada. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
4477 Sir, no touching the art 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4478 No fires allowed at Giverny. You'll want the Island of the Grand Jatte. Right thru here. Good thing it's Sunday. 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4479 It’s because we can... 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
4480 I still bet you can't flip it into my mouth, even with three tries 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4481 Hey, you guys are going to set off the smoke alarm! Take it outside. 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
4482 Hey meathead! This is a plant-based museum and a zero carbon exhibition....so move it on out of hear pronto! 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4483 Really, Barry? Was the Aquarium closed? 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
4484 Hey Art! Make mine a double 1.1569 0.03619 102 86 16 0
4485 Don’t worry. I’m using the indoor charcoal. 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4486 Actually, I don't think Monet would approve. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4487 Excuse me, sir. The Covid-19 rules are very clear. You can only grill with propane and not coal brickets. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4488 You are supposed to be in the 'LIFE ART' exhibition 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
4489 make it two ... No mustard. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
4490 When we these paintings are well done , this is not what we had in mind. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4491 Hey, you've been in lock-down so long you forgot what real nature is ! 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4492 One well done,ketchup,relish,but no “Monets” on mine 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4493 And the mayonnaise for Manet? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4494 No! I told you, this isn't the food court, the painting of a burger you saw was just a coincidence. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4495 Monsieur, this is not the Café à La C'Art 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
4496 Mayo?! 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4497 So what if the deep purple evokes the royalty of nature, don't get any smoke on the water lilies! 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4498 Good Taste = Good Art! Bonum Gustum Damn it! 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4499 yes, that picture will look better in your backyard 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4500 Sir, this is a public museum, not a public park! 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
4501 No, he can’t pay with Monet. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4502 What did I tell you? No cooking in Impressionism. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
4503 Hey! You’re supposed to be with ABSTRACT Impressionism! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
4504 I know this is just a stress dream 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
4505 Look John, free samples! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4506 Hey buddy, your kid asked for more sauerkraut. Not more Seurat! 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
4507 How on earth did you forget to bring cheese to Cheeseburger Night? 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4508 hey! Take your performance art someplace else! 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
4509 'This chef is a fake... he doesn't cringe when asked for 'well done'" 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4510 Another request for the surreal burger, extra melty. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4511 NOT an art! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4512 Stop grilling f**king burgers in my f**king museum. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
4513 Hey, I said you could barbecue next to the Manet not the Monet! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4514 I told you many times - if you want to make it as a performance artist, make it less like your day job. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
4515 Leave now! Your exhibit does not fall into this museum's definition of realistic art. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
4516 I asked for Pollock toppings and you gave me Monet! 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
4517 Claude ! Your whiff of “Plein air” Smells! 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4518 That young man eats for free. Monet stinks" 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4519 Hey I already told you, if you want to be a part of the conceptual art exhibit - it’s around the corner! 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4520 I scream for a Munchburger medium well. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
4521 Get your red hots here! 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4522 Hurry! They're leaving soon for the Grande Jatte. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4523 Excuse me sir, the Lilly exhibit is up on the third floor. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
4524 You're supposed to be next to the garden-view window! 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4525 This not that kind of garden party! 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4526 Sir, no grilling by the water lilies. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
4527 Oh please add cheese to those magnificent burgers!The art of grilling is another lost art 1.1552 0.03376 116 98 18 0
4528 I know you want the outdoor feel The Water Lillies gives you but I need you to stay in the kitchen! 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
4529 The newest acquisition: the art of the barbecue. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
4530 I'll take one with lettuce, onion, and that yellow ochre condiment! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4531 What did I tell you about using charcoal instead of propane!!! 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4532 I'm sorry, sir, but that grill is much too close to the Monet. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4533 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4534 Don't smoke up the paintings too much, and make mine medium rare. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4535 I’d like the Water Lily Special, with two Cezannes and a Courbet on the side. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4536 Those arrosticini are really a work of art 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4537 Security! Calvin Adams is back again with his Oh-so-clever Burgers of Cal A. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4538 Good job. He'd like that lily pond in the smog effect. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4539 This is not what I had in mind for increasing profits? 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4540 Two still life apples and cheese, one Francis Bacon figure with meat, and a Van Gogh scalloped potato eaters with a side of Vallon mound of butter. Pat White, Denver CO 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4541 You’ll need to go to the Temple of Dendur, they ran out of hotdogs. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4542 Here's the real masterpiece, kid. 1.1545 0.03462 110 93 17 0
4543 Shameful pandering to the masses will not be tolerated - unless you have extras for me. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
4544 One medium-rare for the Jeff Koons room, chef. 1.1545 0.03462 110 93 17 0
4545 I'll take a Degas burger, well done. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
4546 Beef?! In the India exhibit?! 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
4547 That’s not what I meant by having water nearby, just in case! 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
4548 I want two brie burgers to go, heavy on the the sfumato! 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
4549 That's two burgers, extra onions and Monets 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
4550 There are no Mets exhibition games and tailgating is not permitted" 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
4551 Impressionist Burger? Dali sauce with that? 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
4552 ONE ART PLEASE! 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
4553 This museum only allows visitors to admire the artworks, not (re-)produce them! 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
4554 You’re pop up is not allowed in this pop up. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
4555 Hey! Broil-talism is one gallery down! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4556 Calm down, it's the gustatory exhibit. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4557 How much for the boy and the cook for my patio? 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
4558 These days, conservators will do anything for job security. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
4559 We are all out of Monets. 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
4560 Karen wants it medium rare this time. 1.1538 0.03555 104 88 16 0
4561 Sir, I said you could set up the grill in the The Vinyard suite, not The da Vinci suite! 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4562 Two medium rare by the Picasso. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4563 But for so long we could only be outside. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4564 Yes, lunch is being served over here by the Manet, or is that a Monet? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4565 Classic suburban Anericana, well done. Though l prefer mine with Grey Poupon. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
4566 the littlest things are often unappreciated 1.1538 0.03350 117 99 18 0
4567 No ketchup on Chicago dogs!! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4568 The Culinary Arts Exhibit is down the hall! 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4569 I don't know art, but I know what I eat 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4570 I thought we'd agreed to what is and is not an acceptable art installation! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4571 I thought I said medium rare! 1.1538 0.03555 104 88 16 0
4572 The critics said this was the worst exhibit in years, not the 'wurst! 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4573 I told you we only serve veggie burgers. This is the naturalist gallery. 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
4574 You’ll have to move your exhibit because they are relocating the Monet for the Mona Lisa because she does not like smoke 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4575 Sir! I must insist that you move your exhibit, you are singeing the Monet painting. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
4576 I want my lily pad rare. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
4577 I hope you made enough for everybody. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4578 Sir, I don’t know what gave you the impression to grill there, but that Monet costs serious money! 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4579 Two braadworsts and a Van Gogh-la, please 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
4580 Only one per guest! 1.1538 0.03555 104 88 16 0
4581 Please don't get mayonnaise on the Monet. 1.1532 0.03444 124 106 17 1
4582 We're gonna have to make a run for more charcoal. That's the last of the post-impressionist exhibit. 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
4583 Once you taste these burgers you're going to have, The Scream, look on your face. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
4584 The Buddhist Monk says, "make him one with everything" 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
4585 That's not going to work this time, Maurizio! 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
4586 No caption necessary. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
4587 This sandwich artist is corrupting our youth! 1.1532 0.03434 111 94 17 0
4588 No Giverny burgers before the Irises Salad, kid! 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
4589 Cook ‘em rare, we don’t want too much grease on the Monet. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4590 Last Calllll! 1.1531 0.04887 98 88 5 5
4591 Hook me up with a doggo. I'll be by the Degas. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4592 Medium rare with Monets on the side, please. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4593 I am not know cheeseburgers, but I know what I like. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4594 You cannot wear that hat in here, unless you have a culinary degree! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4595 What is he making a fuss for? These patties are vegan. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
4596 I don’t care if you call yourself a Culinary Artist! You better make like a potato and peel out! 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4597 Name your price! This is my kind of art installation 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
4598 Sir! You cannot just yank black discs from an assemblagist masterpiece and call it a burger! 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
4599 Should have worn my T-shirt Kiss the Cook, not yell at the cook. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
4600 The art is purely performative, young man! 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
4601 That's a Duchamp! 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4602 I don’t care that you received a small business grant, only selling vegetarian hot dogs is unconstitutional and I know for a fact Van Gogh would agree! 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
4603 I may not know art, but I know 90% lean top sirloin. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4604 Come see Van Goghs Dinner in the Garden” 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4605 It’s MY turn! 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
4606 I said this was a rare exhibit. I didn't want rare burgers. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4607 2 Monet burgers,medium rare! 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4608 You need to scoot to your left! 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
4609 Sir, this isn’t a Wendy’s #newyorkercaptioncontest 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4610 Sure, okay, so I’m always saying art is anything you want it to be, but you don’t have to take me seriously! 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
4611 Medium rare , cheese and a slice of onion. And grill the bun. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4612 Pizza in the East Wing in 15 minutes. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4613 Hey buddy you can't grill in here, this is an art museum! You need to Van Gogh home" *cue laugh track 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4614 Just toss one in my mouth and you win a lily picture. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4615 le dejeuner sur l'herbe is in the next room, please 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4616 You can find the sushi in the room with the Hokusai Wave. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4617 No mustard allowed!” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
4618 I’d like mine with impressionistic grill marks! 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4619 Two patties! 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4620 The paintings are rare--but NOT the burgers! 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4621 Complaints are coming in that the presentation isn’t artistic! 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4622 Our art is already well-seasoned. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4623 The Art of Flipping (1: Art, because the setting seems to be an art exhibition. 2) Flipping, because The man is seen flipping burgers and 3) the man is also flipping out, as in getting angry) 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4624 Those better be plant based... or I SWEAR, I will throw you right out of here and call it performance art. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4625 Kids cannot eat free anymore. Ah, well, this is the only way we can keep the museum business running 1.1520 0.03602 125 108 15 2
4626 Oh,just wrap it up with the Monet. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4627 At THIS vernissage, young man, it’s rather “burger with Monaise ?” 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4628 I've told you before Stanley , B. B. Q. is not art . 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4629 The Hamburger, 2021, mustard on kaiser. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4630 And yes, I want fries with that!! 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4631 Your lecture Burgers as an Art Installation was fulfilling 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4632 Can you please go to 3rd fl,. 17 century paintings,The Great Fire of London 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4633 Darn you... Didn’t you see the sign out front...NO FOOD ALLOWED?!!! 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4634 Don't forget cheese! 1.1518 0.03406 112 95 17 0
4635 Please attend my lecture at 2:00 Saturday, "Fast-Food Art." 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
4636 Starving Artists sale is across the street. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4637 If BBQ is indeed art, you may not touch it! 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4638 Two Monets, hold the cheese!! 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4639 Cheeburger! Cheeburger! Cheeburger! Two Coke. No Pepsi. 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
4640 A few medium rares in here and the rest are well done. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4641 I meant you could sell *your painting* to customers through the day, not sell burgers next to it😵 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
4642 No, it's 'indelible ink' not 'inedible ink' but yes, it's still not for consumption. Do you get it? 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4643 That’s what I call a Beyond Burger! 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4644 Sir! The charcoal exhibit is in the next wing! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4645 As I told you before, grilling is not a form of art! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4646 I said I want mine medium rare! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4647 After I get my burger we can take up how salivation may alter the conceptual nature of your work. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4648 I said I wanted YOUR wiener in my mouth, not an Oscar Meyer wiener!!!! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
4649 I need two Hockney omelets in Modern Art! 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
4650 Excuse me sir, the medium-rare exhibit is this way. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
4651 Unless you have written permission from Monet, you're outta here! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4652 Double cheese at the Blue Guitarist, please. 1.1509 0.04603 106 95 6 5
4653 Smoke on the Water Lillies? Firing this guy! 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
4654 Make me one with everything! 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
4655 Two medium rare, ketchup, extra lilies ! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4656 Ze hors d’oeuvres are only for ze patrons! Zis is NOT a haburgaire stand! Go away leetle boy! 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
4657 We need twenty of those pieces of art you make at the renascence room right now! 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
4658 So sorry, but you can't barbecue in the Impressionist wing! 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4659 Watch the waterlillies ! 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4660 Wrong floor -- barbecue grilling is not an art. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
4661 Monet Would Never Eat Hamburgers! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4662 Just a heads-up; flash photography is not allowed in the galleries. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4663 No, and for the last time, I do not like renaming this wing Monet's Burger Garden." 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
4664 I’ll take two hot dogs and hold the Monets. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4665 I’d like one mask with three layers please! 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4666 Alright,I agree,it's a very real setting! 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
4667 Klee and kielbasa don't mix. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
4668 YOU ARE TAKING CONCEPTUAL ART TO A NEW LEVEL! 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
4669 One van Gogh dog with Toulouse-Lautrec sauce - on a Monet card. 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
4670 The culinary arts exhibit is downstairs, also could you put cheese on mine? 1.1504 0.03378 113 96 17 0
4671 I’d gladly pay you a Tarkay print Tuesday for a hamburger today. 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
4672 Get your fries and soda with $et! 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
4673 No cooking or smoking allowed, especially when adjacent to a Renoir painting." 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
4674 This floor is better, modern art fans were too picky 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
4675 Whoa whoa whoa! How come the little clone dude from The Island of Dr. Moreau gets to eat before me!? 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4676 Show me the Monet!" is neither funny nor an appropriate reference for any patron under forty. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4677 It's a MONET, Frank, where's the Camembert? 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4678 Though they are rather tasty, hamburgers are NOT tasteful works of art. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4679 Stop, those burgers are costing us a lot of monet! 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4680 Hey! You! Make sure that meat’s rare! 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4681 I’ll take one with everything to Gauguin! 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4682 Hey, don't you know we're all vegetarians here? 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4683 I said that you could BBQ anywhere in the gallery EXCEPT in front of the Monet! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4684 Sir may I remind you to wear a mask while barbecuing! 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4685 Pop up restaurants are designated to the pop art collection 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
4686 'I presumed Monet was a hardcore Vegan' 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4687 I said medium rare! I want my Monet back 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4688 This is NOT the sandwhich artist exhibition! 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4689 Sir, performing artists section is on the second floor. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4690 Your fired! But is long as your here room 4 in filled with people that need to ketchup on their looking" 1.1495 0.04365 107 95 8 4
4691 Want some? 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
4692 Your grill has wheels, making it an outdoor food truck. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
4693 Beyond Impressionism burgers, my ass -- that's POMO sauce, and it stinks! 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
4694 I told you to move! “Daddy Grilling” belongs with the Pop Art! 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
4695 Those grill lines should be your finest masterpiece. 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
4696 Monet’s hot water lilies just got a lot hotter 1.1495 0.04365 107 95 8 4
4697 But you know THREE masks are actually 90% effective... 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4698 Lunch breaks over. Back to the Drawing Board. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
4699 Point made, alright? I won't bust out Chopin at the next boy's night. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4700 Frank, you can’t just put that **** on everything! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4701 My 6 year old could make burgers better than that! 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
4702 New York Metropolitan Museum Hyperreallism Sculpture exhibit during the Carona Virus Plague 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
4703 NO!...we do not have any B-B-Q sauce! 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
4704 I told you to stop feeding our guest artist! 1.1491 0.03351 114 97 17 0
4705 Don't even think about eating that by the Franz Marc over here. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
4706 Only wine, cheese, and absinthe in this gallery! The Remington gallery is this way! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4707 No Sir! ‘MONET HOT DOG/BURGER DAY’ was Discontinued June 11, 1968! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4708 You'll want some vegan options with the Monet. Red meat goes better with Bacon or Soutine. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4709 Does he get seconds ? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4710 Double my order good sir - we're two hours in and still on the first exhibit. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
4711 Gentlemen, please! Picasso's grilled-meat-period works are on display in THIS room, over HERE! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4712 Great American pastimes outside! 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
4713 Two burgers medium, hold the fries. I'm not a potato eater. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4714 No! I said gild the lilies! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4715 at least my work was original! You're just copying all my grill marks! 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
4716 Hey bud, don’t be doing this for the Monet. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4717 The next room is reserved for extra rare. 1.1485 0.03556 101 86 15 0
4718 You sir, are the true gentrifier!” 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4719 This is my performance art piece. Stop grilling me. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4720 Make sure you get the coals really hot. I like my burger with good grill impressionisms. 1.1485 0.03556 101 86 15 0
4721 It's Impressionistic, not Ruralistic! 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4722 No grilling in the Impressionist Wing! Strictly enforced. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4723 Guess the free barbeque gimmick really worked! 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4724 I can get on board with this home from work thing. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4725 All Bar-B-Q'ing is restricted to the Impressionist Wing of the gallery 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4726 Grilling is thrilling but real barbecue takes time. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4727 you're not you when you're hungry 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
4728 When I said modern art, that's not what I meant! 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4729 Our sign to enjoy the beauty of the paintings does not include grilling in the Galleries. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4730 Rain or not, the Children's Intuitive Impressions of The Burghers of Calais is located outside! 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
4731 'Outdoors..well everything else is simulated these day's' 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4732 Cooking is only allowed in the Contemporary Wing 1.1481 0.03434 108 92 16 0
4733 THIS IS NOT THE GREAT OUTDOORS!! WHERE'S SMOKEY WHEN YOU NEED HIM!! 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
4734 I told you, no barbequing near the Monet! 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
4735 If I've said it once I've said it a million times -- plant-based burgers aren't contemporary art! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4736 Why would it matter that they're turkey burgers?! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4737 How many times do I have to tell you? Flip your meats next to the Manet's not the Monet's! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4738 The Times critic suggests you add a pinch of bolognese sauce 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4739 Medium rare! 1.1475 0.03224 122 104 18 0
4740 Excuse me sir,this is a museum! Can you please keep the noise down? 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
4741 That's not exactly what I meant when I said we were hosting an exhibition this weekend. 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
4742 One medium-rare with Monet on the side." 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
4743 Make money by the Berger, not burgers by the Monet!! 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4744 One with an over easy egg. 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
4745 The cacciatore on the second floor smell better. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4746 Hey, I told you I wanted that burger rare. Maybe you should take your business to the Met. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4747 I told you no green hue! Shade the pickle's with the sauce to achieve the luminosity we discussed. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4748 I prefer my art rare, but my burgers well-done! 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4749 And who’s hiding the masks? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4750 Sir, this is NOT a Wendy’s 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4751 I thought I told you to set up in the Impressionist Exhibition 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4752 Do NOT touch the burgers, sir! 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
4753 I call it a musterpiece! Hurry son, let’s smoke this joint! 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
4754 Farm-to-Monet service is open in Impressionism Room! 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4755 The performance room is that way! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4756 Where do you think you are the Venice Biennale? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
4757 I'll be right back, I left my Monet in the next gallery. 1.1471 0.04704 102 92 5 5
4758 The table by the Mona Lisa, needs 3 burgers, 2 with cheese, all bloody. Get your Monet in motion, Chef! 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
4759 Good Lord, you got mustard on the Monet! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4760 Mustard has just as much of a place on a burger as it has on a Monet. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4761 a moustache is not a mask 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4762 Please sir, may I have some more? 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
4763 Ok now identity politics has really gone too far 1.1468 0.03405 109 93 16 0
4764 I know you think your grilled burgers and dogs are culinary masterpieces but this museum is only for visual arts. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
4765 I said outside is okay, not next to Monet. 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
4766 Even if the art seem real, it is not the real outdoors 1.1466 0.04108 116 103 9 4
4767 That’s not art ! 1.1466 0.03921 116 102 11 3
4768 That's a bad burger, Charlie Brown. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4769 Sir, the heat shimmer is distorting the Monet into a Munch, AND PLEASE BROWN BAG THE MALT LIQUOR! 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4770 Dammit Marina Abramović this is not what we meant by a well-done performance! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4771 and this time . . . NO ONIONS!!!! 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
4772 Can I please have a fucking hotdog 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4773 I demand you out of here I have a yummy idea with that barbecue 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4774 Who farted? 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
4775 I told you not to put the Duchamp so close to the Monet! 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4776 Excuse me, that’s not what I meant with the ‘Impressionist picnics room is that way.’ 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
4777 I WOULDN'T EAT THAT IF I WERE YOU! 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4778 The fundraising for the museum ended 2 hours ago so get out of here! 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4779 Come quick - the painting is crooked again! 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4780 Remember the wonderful COVID-19 lockdown era? People tried to mix their business ventures but only from the comfort of their own home. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4781 The show is titled :L'arte de Monet", Not "Labor Day"! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4782 Did you ever see someone barbecuing in a French painting? Get some decent baguette, grapes and claret. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4783 Make sure mine is well done! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4784 While YOU might think it’s art, I already explained that grilling hamburgers does not count as a performative piece. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4785 Did what you're cooking come from any of our paintings? 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
4786 I’ll meet you in Pizza Picasso 1.1455 0.03377 110 94 16 0
4787 I call this piece, “This is what culture looks like.” 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
4788 Modern art stink! 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
4789 I said 'Go see the waterlillies' not 'Make some burgers with chillis' 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
4790 I said German Baroque! 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
4791 Grilled banana, anyone? 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
4792 We're cutting back on your museum privelages... 1.1446 0.05180 83 75 4 4
4793 Get your own damned lily pads! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4794 What did I tell you about grilling in front of the impressionists? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4795 Trump is cooking burgers in the museum!" 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4796 Outdoor dining to keep the art museum open. Brilliant! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4797 Sir, please present your cuisine art on the sidewalk. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4798 Are those BEYOND BURGERS? In MY museum? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4799 Hey hey! Its a nay-nay, To grilly By the Lily Pond of Monet! 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4800 My impression, Sir? That vegan barbecue is going way too far! 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4801 I have no issue with your update of Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte. Our galleries aren’t appropriate for performance art. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4802 I told you already the modern art exhibit is down the hall! 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
4803 The picnic on the grass is Manet not Monet. The girl without her clothes wants hers well done. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
4804 Hominy times do I hafta tellya!! No hot sauce on the kids' burgers in this gallery!! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4805 I don't care if you put that on everything, Frank. You hot-sauced it, you bought it! 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4806 No ya' don't, the Picnic is in here. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
4807 Just one, Tommy! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4808 Sir! Not the Neo-Craticula! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4809 Please continue to wait patiently as we continue to administer the COVID-19 vaccination as quick as we can. One burger per person, please” 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4810 I thought you said this was the MEDIUM rare arts section 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4811 Excuse me Sir, this museum only allows historically accurate grilling 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4812 I don’t care if you can’t afford to do your grilling in Giverny. Pack it up, give me a medium burger and get out. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4813 I don’t care if it’s got ‘Monetanaise,’ the Francis Bacon burgers are in the Expressionism wing! 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4814 HANG PENCE! 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4815 I’ll take a Monet with mustard 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4816 Bar-b-cue by the waterlilies! 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4817 Excuse me, sir, but the “Child Bring Served at a Barbecue in Giverny,” installation is not interactive. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4818 Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe is the title of the work.Don't take it literally! contest 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
4819 Andy, just because you finished a MasterClass, doesn’t mean you can call yourself an epicurator! 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4820 You are signed up to work the exhibition GAME, you doofus. 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4821 Broil, Baseball, and Art Basel 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
4822 The camping exhibit is in here 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4823 I will take one of those grilled masterpieces. 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4824 Please do not touch the art. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
4825 This is not really a garden. But I will have a hamburger with cheese please 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4826 Johnson, in this museum we tell, not show. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
4827 Stand 3 feet away from the Monet 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
4828 A snowy weather forecast aside, you're not allowed to grill next to Monet's water lilies 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4829 Do NOT touch, stand too close to, or take photographs of the art. 1.1441 0.03462 118 102 15 1
4830 I said I liked art well done, not well done burgers in a bun! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4831 He's too young for Wagyu beef! 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4832 The critical response is in, Mr. Performance Artist. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4833 You can't get away with that, McLuhan. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4834 You don't have a permit to actually serve food during your performance piece! 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
4835 Ya call THAT Filet Mignon??? 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4836 DO NOT COOK ON THE EXHIBITS! 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
4837 I know they evoke a strong sensation of the glory of being outdoors but ... 1.1429 0.03435 119 103 15 1
4838 Again, damnit, no mustard on the Monet 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
4839 A poster for the museum’s Covid-19 retrospective, “flipping out.” 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
4840 I said, "mustard only", on the paintings. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4841 Chill out man! Monet loved a good BBQ with his waterlillies! 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4842 Great my fellow, this is the way to recover MoMAla's real objective. 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
4843 How many times have I told you, "take that BBQ away from the Monet"!! 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4844 Nevermind that fucking kid, I said I wanted four hamburgers! 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4845 Only vegan burgers are allowed in the museum! 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
4846 I will have mine with cheese. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4847 Monet would not be pleased! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4848 My good man, this museum is meat-free! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4849 Two with Saint Andre cheese. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4850 What Do you think this is: a walk in the park? And I want mine medium rare! 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
4851 It'll take more than a missing mustache to fool me, Dali 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4852 DeBlasio says no indoor dining until after he and Cuomo arm wrestle. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4853 Where are my goddamn French fries? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4854 Hey, these people expected the Four Seasons Landscaping experience. And this isn’t it. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4855 Offering Grey Poupon in no way enhances our patron's appreciation of the Monet. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4856 I take it Art doesn't satiate your appetite. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4857 And, no mustard for Manet! 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4858 Make mine a well-done veggie burger on wrap-around flatbread, with sweet yellow onions, baby kale leaves, sliced dill pickles, fresh alfalfa sprouts, and lots of Dijon mustard. 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
4859 Two with, and one without, mustard and relish. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4860 Hamburgers go in American Art! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4861 We got 10 lilly dogs all day! 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4862 Hold the special sauce on the Monetburger! 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4863 No Ketchup on the burgers—already the thought is absurd! 1.1429 0.04370 105 94 7 4
4864 if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times! It's Grease on Matisse, not Filet on Monet 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4865 No pickles 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4866 Hurry please, I’m getting some hangry customers over by the island of la Grande Jatte 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4867 You’re right, dear. The cook-IN art performance is just too surreal. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4868 That’s a great way to circumvent the indoor dining restrictions... 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
4869 Joseph’s Beuys’ coyote burgers sure cost the museum some Monet. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4870 That type of charcoal isn’t allowed here! Take it outside! 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4871 Hey! Last warning. You have to respect social distance 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4872 One Van Gogh burger to go! 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
4873 I hope you are happy. There is mustard AND relish on the Vermeer now!" 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
4874 When you told me you were an artist, I thought you painted or sculpted! Now you're telling me you're an artist on the grill?! 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
4875 No performance art in the current exhibit! Unless you have a bratwurst with kraut and Dijon mustard. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4876 Blah, blah, blah! 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4877 Excuse me! Monet was vegetarian!! 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4878 Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles , onions on a sesame seed bun! 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4879 Non! Pas de ketchup içi! 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4880 Don't forget the Dijon ! 1.1415 0.03401 106 91 15 0
4881 I’ll take a Double Existential Dread, hold the Monets. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4882 Calling all philistines to the impressionists exhibit. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4883 Now, really, aren’t you taking the concept of “Dejeuner due l’herbe” a bit too far? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4884 Bob, spelling “palette” wrong didn’t require a demonstration. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4885 That painting is impressionism, not realism! 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4886 If I catch you with that charcoal in here one more time I’m going to make you take the guided audio tour of our 2020 Meme collection! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4887 American à la art 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4888 ... Mon Dieu! Sir! I understand that not everybody can appreciate our works of art for what they are... Well, and probably your wife must have dragged you in here... But could you PLEASE keep your cultural disinterest to a MINIMUM instead of living it fully out?! 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4889 Joe, that isnt exactly why i meant when i said "create an immersive experience with Monet's work" 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4890 One veggie burger, gluten free bun, almond milk cheese, organic avocado and cover with a cup of melted butter. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4891 You put the grill here and now you’re surprised we’re grilling. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4892 Burn one,take it through Monet's garden and pin a rose on it. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4893 Elaine doesn’t get it! 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4894 Sir, Water Lilies Through Grill Smoke is supposed to be displayed one floor up! 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4895 I told you- no meat by the Monet! Grilling by the Gaugin only! 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4896 It’s so nice to socialize inside and in public now that Covid is over, isn’t it? 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4897 Masterpiece, original, please 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4898 This is not where the charcoals are to be displayed... Please move to the charcoal display gallery now, and set up there as you were instructed. We relish your work, we really do.... so, please. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4899 Why I'm surprised? It's the art of "new normal!" 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4900 Please feel free to take your burgers with you as you stroll through our galleries of fabulous fakes. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4901 Hey! How many times do I have to tell you, no drinking in the museum? 1.1406 0.03634 128 113 12 3
4902 NO ONE SAID THE LIVE EXHIBIT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE INTERACTIVE!! 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
4903 You're too loose Latrek! 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4904 Why do we keep meating in places like this?! 1.1402 0.03372 107 92 15 0
4905 One medium rare for Picasso! 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4906 And people say art museums are ostentatious, you’re wearing a god damn chef’s hat! 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4907 Manet is this way but beware of the frogs who also mixed up. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4908 I don’t think this is what Warhol intended for his work. 1.1402 0.03372 107 92 15 0
4909 The patrons are bored. We need a new masterpeace on the fly! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4910 Agh! You have no idea of the damage that grill will do to these hardwood floors! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4911 Participatory art? Oh, sure. Did you see the NO SMOKING sign? 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
4912 You will find the Impressionist section very tasteful! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4913 If I wanted it well done I would've ordered chicken. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4914 I told you the ART of COOKING is down this way 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4915 In this room We have on display The art of Distraction 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4916 It is not “performance art” if it’s not vegan! 1.1398 0.04735 93 84 5 4
4917 I'll take mine medium, with a Pollock of condiments, please. 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
4918 Do you have a vegan option? 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
4919 Our mock kitchen area is this way. 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
4920 You're grilling in front of the wrong pond! 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
4921 Medium rare, please!!! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4922 I like my democracy rare. 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
4923 Apparently, ‘Shared workspace pop up with docent staff.’ was not a misspelling of ‘decent.’ 1.1398 0.04735 93 84 5 4
4924 For the last time, this is an ART museum. Pack up your grill, and get out, Arthur! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4925 BBQ-ed 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4926 Jack, I like your enthusiasm but food security is not a part of the job. Just focus on the paintings. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4927 The Rirkrit Tiravanija installation is two rooms over. 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4928 And another thing... your burgers taste like shit! 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
4929 Two cheeseburgers, medium rare! 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4930 The park was too crowded. 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
4931 I’m sorry sir, but again, could you please be quieter? The sizzling is really distracting our patrons. 1.1389 0.03343 108 93 15 0
4932 You are breaking the law! Ketchup without a mask is not allowed in the galleries. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4933 He'll have it with pickles, or he doesn't get the burger! 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4934 Sorry, but you are going to have to drop that "Pay what you wish" pricing policy 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
4935 No no Monsieur! No grilling By THOSE water lilies! 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
4936 Photo realism is this way 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
4937 That Matisse would make excellent firewood Jim! 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
4938 I told you, complimentary - sea food only in this room 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4939 I don't care if I'm museum security, the next kid to cut me in line for burgers gets his head stuck through Monet's Water Lilies! 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4940 Giovanni Francesco Barbierri meets bar-b-que ...the fusion art movement has arrived 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4941 I don't get it. Must be modern art. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4942 Monet and Renoir lived on a sack of beans to pay the rent, but YOU on the other hand - 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4943 What happened to the grill? 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4944 That proves it. Monet is the root of all evil! 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4945 Hey it smells like fun in here! Only silence and wall staring in this hall, sir! 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4946 I said impressionist painters used the short STROKE method, not the squirt method! 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4947 Sir, I can assure you, this is NOT the Capitol! 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4948 No amount of sauce will make that vegan s#%t edible. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4949 Sir, when I told you on the phone that we have mayo, I meant we have paintings of Louis De Mayo” 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4950 I want my burger ready-made. 1.1382 0.03710 123 109 11 3
4951 Hey, hey, hey! Today's hot dogs! 1.1382 0.03125 123 106 17 0
4952 You may think you're outdoors but you need to put on a mask. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4953 Yeah, most days it's packed with confused, angry baseball fans 1.1376 0.03315 109 94 15 0
4954 where r ur masks boi 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4955 Two cheeseburgers and two hot dogs for the family in the Tapestry Room 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4956 This is a family friendly art exhibit. Members of BarbeQ-anon are not welcome. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4957 Hey you two, that was supposed to be a piece of contemporary art! 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4958 This wasn’t what we meant by eat the rich. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
4959 Waterlilies are not lettuce! 1.1371 0.03306 124 108 15 1
4960 Attention: No Photography, Do not touch the Artwork and absolutely no gum allowed! 1.1371 0.03306 124 108 15 1
4961 Performance art is in the Yves Klein Auditorium! 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4962 I said medium rare! 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4963 Hey Pablo, I'll take your Picasso burger with your special Cezannings, a Da Vinci ear of corn and a glass of your Chagall. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4964 One more hour until that birthday party is over. That's it! 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4965 Just ignore him. He's been trying to get a good deal on the fake watch by the Degas painting all morning. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4966 This “No seconds until everyone’s gotten one.” is crap. I let you in and I can kick you out! 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4967 I heard of charcoal drawings, but this is crazy! 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4968 You are going to set off the smoke alarm and the sprinklers will get the paintings wet. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4969 I don't care if it's dijon, the French Impressionism exhibit houses oil-on-canvas from 1860-1914 only! 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
4970 When you asked about the Way to the Park and a pond with Waterlilies. I thought you meant Klimt and Monet. Van Gogh! Or it will be that grill's last supper. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4971 I hope you can establish your provenance, Buster. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4972 Ordinarily I love realism art, but that’s TOO realistic!! 1.1364 0.03287 110 95 15 0
4973 Anyone can paint ! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4974 Beyond and Impossible,sure,but how about trying for Whopper? 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
4975 Why did you let breakfast at Tiffany's be such a success then? 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
4976 Jenkins, I told you to use propane! 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4977 I told you before no dwarfs. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4978 Hey, you know Joe Noodles does the French Impressionists on Thursdays - get your Grill down to Early Dutch Masters pronto... 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4979 Sir, you've been told before, 'Free Friday's After 4,' does not mean you can host a weekly cookout among the masterpieces! 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4980 Oh, you meant Berger. 1.1359 0.03393 103 89 14 0
4981 OK, Duke, considering the circumstances: Throw in some Grilled Scallion, Cucumber, Hoison Sauce, SrirachaMayo and Kimchi with Fried Egg! 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4982 Remember,only veggieburgers in the ‘French Impressionists’’ gallery. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4983 The president said I could 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4984 Please tell me that you didn't touch the art! 1.1356 0.03594 118 104 12 2
4985 Never put mustard on a burger! 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4986 Covid burgers AGAIN, Dad? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4987 Now look here Jeff, it's not because you can create works that are rare that you belong here! 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4988 Due to the pandemic, Bob's creativeness to cook near the great outdoors was not as well appreciated by some. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4989 Hey Bub, can you speed it up a little? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4990 Monet never would've served hamburgers! 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4991 STOP! Squirting is not allowed! 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4992 Sir, your burger’s internal temp is over 100. You have COVID. Try again next week when our new exhibit ‘Cooking in the time of Cholera’ opens 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4993 Darrell! Remember what our therapist said? Work is a ME space, not a WE space. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4994 I don't understand what he wants, we are definetly not standing too close to the paintings 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4995 That better be from the cafe! 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4996 I hope you have insurance, Sir, because Monet and the Rockefellers, and more importantly, the residents on 8 and 9 aren't going to want to hear that Ivanka Trump issued a permit for this. 1.1351 0.03942 111 99 9 3
4997 If you get one more mustard stain on that Monet, I'll have you flipping burgers with Bob until you die. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4998 C'mon man! 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4999 What's that in your hand? You better not get any oil on that canvas! 1.1351 0.03942 111 99 9 3
5000 Make it one"Persistence of Memory "cheeseburger with side of Cezanne fries!! 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
5001 HEY! One veggie burger, please 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
5002 We’ve added genuine BBQ scent for the full immersive experience of Monet’s water lilies. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5003 Sir, sfumato burgers belong in the Da Vinci section. 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
5004 ...But we came here for a cultural education! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
5005 I believe he wanted rare impressionist art! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
5006 I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
5007 Back to the studio with you, Mr. Pollack!” 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
5008 Yes sir, Mr. Monet WAS a lover of the outdoors, but I don’t believe he was into “grillin’ some cow.” 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
5009 Monet,everybody is ordering water lily salads! 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
5010 And it’s 25 dollars you say? 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
5011 Now how can a person concentrate with all that screaming? No respect. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
5012 'Could I have some Bacon on mine, please?' 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
5013 Sir, please keep your grill ten feet from the Monet. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
5014 Save me a copy of Monet's updated cookbook! 1.1346 0.03363 104 90 14 0
5015 No more mayonnaise near the Monets! 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
5016 You can’t stay unless you have enough for everyone 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
5017 Make mine with ketchup,mustard and hold the Monet. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
5018 Free berger or dog with each million dollar purchase! 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
5019 The tableaux of Morandi’s vegetable pate is relieved and refreshed in juxtaposition with transcendent Impressionism 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
5020 I ordered one simple hot dog over an hour ago! 1.1346 0.03363 104 90 14 0
5021 Sir! This is NOT Hamburger Kunsthalle. 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
5022 I’D LIKE CHEESE! 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
5023 ‘See if you can toss it into my mouth from there! A medium-rare one, please!’ 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
5024 The perfect burger is not a work of art, BBQ ribs are. 1.1345 0.03760 119 106 10 3
5025 You were supposed to check your privilege at the door! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5026 I told you yesterday. No smoking also includes no barbeques! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
5027 Cute kid. But must I remind you that we have three for lunch at Argenteuil..? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
5028 No flash photography! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
5029 For the last time, Tim! This doesn't count as a performative installation. And also, the curator asked for a salmon burger, not a veggie one! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
5030 It's Claude Monet, not Claude Mignon! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
5031 Medium rare, and hold the Pollack on that Courbet! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
5032 Hey! Two dozen Broodjes to-go for "The Night Watch". 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
5033 Medium rare with cheese by the O’Keeffe, I’ll get my desert elsewhere 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
5034 It’s too cold for outdoor dining 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
5035 It’s not outdoor dining if you are indoors 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
5036 I already told him the surrealist section was closed for maintenance. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
5037 Keep cooking while I rotate the other Monet to match up the smoke tainting 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
5038 You clean up after yourself. Remember that. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
5039 More please..................no I told you I wanted another Champagne Cocktail. 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
5040 You promised tacos today, dammit! 1.1333 0.04294 105 95 6 4
5041 Look, but don't touch! 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
5042 Only seafood allowed in this wing 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
5043 Gimme one Beach at Trouville with everything and a Camille with Green Parasol, just mustard and onions! 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
5044 is this not what they meant by outdoor dining? 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
5045 Hey, it doesn't matter how good your burgers are, the performance art section is in the east wing, sixth floor. Get outta here. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
5046 Art grills meats for art enthusiasts. Hector meets and grills Art, a hectoring enthusiast. 1.1333 0.03730 120 107 10 3
5047 Sorry, only Degas barbecues permitted. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
5048 This doorway painting is a masterpiece, dammit. 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
5049 I Don’t want to modernize the painting. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
5050 Hail you misplaced suburbanite and give me two with mustard and ketchup. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
5051 #We’re not talking about me right now. We’re talking about you!” 1.1333 0.03333 105 91 14 0
5052 Don't forget the onions again! 1.1333 0.03333 105 91 14 0
5053 I don't care who his parents are, no company ID no burger 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
5054 You’re not the only one who feels deprived of a real summer! You don’t think I want to barbecue in the landscape gallery? 1.1327 0.03206 113 98 15 0
5055 These artists could use more seasoning. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
5056 No grilling near the Monet " 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
5057 You moron! In the Impressionist wing we only grill steaks! 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
5058 Wearing a chef’s hat does not make tailgating a Performance Art! 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
5059 Don't burn your buns! 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
5060 yeah, one to eat right now and one as a memento of the experience. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
5061 Grill’n burgers in a museum ain’t safe and for damn sure, ain’t art. 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
5062 Only plant based meat for my boy please, I want him to value ESG stocks 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
5063 Really! Vegan burgers, who let you in here?! 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
5064 Where's your supervisor? 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
5065 Does flipping burgers equal real art? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5066 Hey! I said hold the mustard. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5067 Paul! How many times do we have to tell you not to grill that stinky meat beneath the scratch and sniffs?! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5068 I will take two burgers with a side of insurrection cheese fries. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5069 Hot dog over here! One hot dog, with extra mustard! 1.1322 0.03510 121 107 12 2
5070 Hurry up, the taco truck is pulling out! 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
5071 Side order of mustard and pickle relish for the lilly pads, please. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
5072 Your grilling ruined Monet's painting! 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
5073 I am tired of people posting meme in the impressionist wing. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
5074 You need to move that grill into the next hall,buddy,where it 1.1321 0.04255 106 96 6 4
5075 Hey, you can't barbecue in here! This is an art gallery! 1.1321 0.04255 106 96 6 4
5076 ONE - MEDIUM, HOLD THE ONIONS. 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
5077 Wheel that interactive exhibit to the classical wing! They are bringing a gas grill into the modern section 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
5078 Silence please! 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
5079 Susan! I thought we are going to the MET not the Meat! 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
5080 Dude, don’t make him beg!!! Give him a well done burger. He is my kid!!! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
5081 One Picasso burger with onions. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5082 I ordered my burger twenty minutes ago! 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
5083 Sir, you must stop using the artist's materials for your barbecue 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5084 Hey, move it, this ain’t no Island of La Grande Jatte. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
5085 Hamburger art gallery 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
5086 Secure the art of grilling... 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
5087 Make mine medium-rare 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5088 When I said "Let's burn a few" I meant the meat, not the umber. 1.1316 0.03636 114 101 11 2
5089 Make that four burgers and a side of pomme frites, s’il vous plait. 1.1316 0.03636 114 101 11 2
5090 Stop that! Only Antifa is allowed to desecrate art work! 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
5091 This doesn’t belong in a museum 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
5092 Sculpture garden, sir! No condiments allowed by the Monets. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
5093 Young man, this is an exhibition of classical art. The contemporary sale of art is next door. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
5094 Make mine rare under the VanGogh! 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
5095 Warning: a Museum Burger-Maker will end up on the DOWN ELEVATOR 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
5096 One lily pad medium rare! 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
5097 HEY! Didn't you check the weather channel? Gonna rain! Move it to the Poppy Fields... and I'll take mine medium rare" by Melissa Yanis,Rye NY - mfyanis@gmail.com 914 565 9453 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
5098 You'd probably do better at the D'Orsay 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
5099 No more Banksy Burgers! 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
5100 Flash frying is strictly prohibited. 1.1311 0.03672 122 109 10 3
5101 Now featuring bar-b-q at all our exhibition games! 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5102 Really?! I didn't say 'Bar-B-Que by Monet's Water Lillies' --- I said 'You're a far cry from playing for the Philadelphia Phillies!' Geez. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
5103 Smoke on the Water Lilies-some stupid with a grill burned the place down! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5104 I said "More Ned" not "Monet"! 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
5105 How does "melted cheese" sound like "melted clocks"? 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
5106 Museum policy clearly states ketchup is not allowed on hotdogs. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
5107 Please maintain social distancing from the Monet! 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
5108 ‘Is that Bacon…?’ 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
5109 I know ‘les photos sont interdites’ but does he not like pond-side barbecues, either? 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5110 I'll have a double with mustard, ketchup, relish and onion. And make that medium rare! 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5111 Two Monet's with Klimt - hold the Gauguin! 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5112 Impressive! I'll have mine Monet rare, hold the lily pad. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5113 I'll be the critic of the paintings around here. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5114 Excuse me! No overappreciating the art! 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5115 Flip me two 'artfelt' burgers - rare. 1.1304 0.03387 115 101 13 1
5116 Rump roast and melanie is in the north wing. 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
5117 I'll have 2, hold the mayo, add cheese. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5118 Even if they are frog patties on lily pads, STOP GRILLING! 1.1304 0.03387 115 101 13 1
5119 I guess everyone’s a critic in this day and age 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
5120 Your oil fumes will soil the oil paintings 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5121 Yes ,we must feed the body and the spirit." 1.1301 0.03257 123 108 14 1
5122 We need a French word for Burger to put on the new menus 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5123 Make mine rare because this art is rare! 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
5124 It’s called backyard, but it’s not your backyard yet! You owe $888,888 to close. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5125 A museum's model of a global warming business. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
5126 When I said serve your art I didn't mean eat it" 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
5127 CDC rules, NO indoor dinning! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5128 I know you ran in here because the squirrels frightened you, but the psychiatrist's office is one block to the left. 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
5129 Two double cheese on Renaissance bun, over here, please." 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5130 Mr Hirst, the auction hasn't started yet! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5131 A song of love is a sad song. Hi Lillie, Hi Lille, Hi Lo! 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
5132 What do you mean that a hamburger with everything isn't abstract art! 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
5133 This is a complete outrage ! The burgers aren’t even Real meat? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5134 Stop flipping dog shit on that hot Bar-B-Que! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5135 Because I am a crazy genius! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5136 This “edible art” exhibit feels fishy. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
5137 "This is NOT a restaurant! I told you there is to be no grilling here for Monet!! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5138 Did you bring enough for everyone? 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
5139 Burgers and hot dogs are sandwiches, not art! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5140 Hey, chef, if you serve Donald, then we’re all leaving! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5141 No, barbecues do not count as modern art. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
5142 New rule today - no cooking OR eating. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
5143 Guests, please remember to keep all edible art away from the “Famous Carpets Throughout History” exhibit. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
5144 You must remove yourself to the pop art section. Monet, his water lilies and his table, are offended by your crass cooking of the common hamburger! 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
5145 I'm telling you: this cartoon has more potential punch lines than any in the history of impressionistic bar-b-cue. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
5146 Hey guy!!! Wrong place!! Your performance art goes on in the next gallery! But be it as you're here for the mo gimme a dog with relish. 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
5147 *high pitch scream* 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
5148 May I remind you of museum rule 3? No grilling near a Monet. 1.1284 0.03219 109 95 14 0
5149 I told you to close, Norman! 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
5150 Go to bed Tao 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
5151 Dave, I'll have a hot dog! 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
5152 I thought I told Warhol to stop putting up his art here! 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
5153 No cheese on my burger this time. 1.1284 0.03219 109 95 14 0
5154 I don't care if it's socially engaged art, it's still one per person! 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
5155 Put a blankety-blank canvas over it! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5156 Second Hand Smoke Kills 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5157 Don't give that punk Oliver another burger, that's the fifth time he's asked for more 1.1282 0.03333 117 103 13 1
5158 PLEASE, SIR! NO FRENCH FRIES! 1.1282 0.03333 117 103 13 1
5159 One more with Beau Monet! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5160 Here at The Kitchen experimental artists transform the hors d'oeuvre into a plat principal. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5161 Can I get more ketchup for the Kandinsky? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5162 One Botticell 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5163 Immersive art is but n Gallery 3. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5164 Hey,too much smoke. You'll set off the alarm. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5165 Seriously? The actual scene’s been smoked out enough. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5166 I told you before, grilling only allowed in Arms and Armor. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5167 Move it over to the charcoal caricatures. It doesn't make sense here. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5168 No relish! I know you put pubes in it. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5169 Please, do not leave a drop of mustard. Go to the hall with the Rothko paintings! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5170 Stop! Monet did not barbecue. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
5171 ’A new visitor experience for the Bacon,’ I asked of you. For our Francis Bacon, Doug. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
5172 The art of grilling a griller 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
5173 Can you rush those burgers? I'm getting complaints about service from the Sunday afternoon crowd on the island. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
5174 I'll have my burger with Monet, please. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
5175 casual cook in an art museum 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
5176 ambiguous_space Please, this is the vegan section! 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
5177 The most expensive burger in New York 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
5178 H ow many times do I have to tell you, Money’s garden is not for grilling? 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
5179 Don't you belong in Calais? 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
5180 What do you mean there's no potato salad? 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
5181 So this is the new indoor dining! 1.1270 0.02978 126 110 16 0
5182 15 bucks an hour?! We're going to have to raise ticket prices. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5183 Two with everything please! 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5184 Can we hang up a few of those on the walls? 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5185 This is a place for a Monet Nymphéas not for Michelin stars 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5186 Serve my veggie burger near the row boat art. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5187 Didn't you hear? Trump's out of office so you don't need to make burgers at the exhibit anymore. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5188 I told you that you can only do that by SeuratpFrameDomainID,subresourceDomainID) SELECT ?,domainID FROM ObservedDomains where registrableDomain in 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5189 Well-done on the frog's legs, if you don't mind. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5190 Hey Van Gogh, I'll take mine medium and mask up! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5191 Damien Hirst has another one for you. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5192 Hold that pose, I want to get a tattoo! 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5193 Two, medium rare with ketchup. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5194 A record Starving Artist bid for your Giverny, Claude, $14.95! 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
5195 One Pollock sausage, hold the Picasso. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5196 Are you crazy? Red meat — with the climate crisis as it is? 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5197 A hot dog is NOT A SANDWICH! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5198 Do you take your Renoir rare? 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5199 Sir, this is a modern art museum, not a modern history museum 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5200 The new Performance Art exhibit is now open for viewing. Bring your appetite and your artistic sensibilities. 1.1262 0.04065 103 93 7 3
5201 We said "no performance art" 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
5202 Stop trying to fill this place with Boteros! 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
5203 Well, for the longest time, we thought you were modern art, but we got you now! 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
5204 Where are those avant-garden burgers? 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
5205 we have "beef" now 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
5206 I dont think thats allowed 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
5207 You just ruined my Monet. I meant refreshments not a full-blown BBQ. You are fired 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
5208 I like postmodern art, don’t get me wrong. I’m not one of those people that simply refuses to “get it” but I still can’t taste or smell anything and I find this whole thing terribly offensive! 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
5209 Can 1.1250 0.03254 120 106 13 1
5210 No, I don't care as much as the priceless works or art catching on fire, I care that you aren't giving anyone else burgers. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5211 They’re still waiting for the cheeseburgers by the Van Goghs 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5212 Keep the ketchup off the art and give the kid some Covid fries too. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5213 Yes,the exhibition is meant to be an immersive experience,but I think you’re in a little too deep. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5214 I better not smell willow charcoal! 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5215 Is that smoke or a condiment spill on the monet painting? please advise 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
5216 Molecular gastronomy is not art. 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
5217 Cheese or no cheese 1.1250 0.03831 112 101 8 3
5218 I hope you brought enough for everybody! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5219 I said - DON"T GRILL IN THE MUSEUM! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5220 Make my a double! 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5221 Impossible Charcoal contains GMO soot! 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
5222 I really wish that guy would just grab a burger and leave. 1.1250 0.03032 120 105 15 0
5223 Its a BYO event not a BBQ one! 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5224 This is so much more relaxing than my Koi pond at home. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
5225 I don’t care how ‘inspired and peaceful’ you feel! This dream can’t end well! 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
5226 It started of as an art installation 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
5227 Make sure my broccoli burger is non smoking ! 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5228 You need to stop while we double-check your Errors and Omissions Insurance. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5229 Ordering: a medium rare at the Grant Wood and an extremely well done in front of the Munch. 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
5230 I’m OK with grass-fed beef, but this water-lily-fed beef fad has gone too far 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
5231 Celebrating Duane Hanson 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5232 Hey! you need to go to The Starry Night now! 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
5233 I don’t mean to be up in your grill, but I believe you’ve gotten the wrong Impressionism of this exhibit @doubledashchamp 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5234 it's like we're actually in Giverny 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5235 Don’t overcook mine! You can always cook it more but you can’t un-cook it! 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5236 Make mine impressionistic but hold the Monet sauce. 1.1239 0.03113 113 99 14 0
5237 We need one very rare, but hold the red. 1.1239 0.03357 113 100 12 1
5238 What did I say about physical distancing order!? A DISTANCE OF AT MOST 1 METRE FROM LABELS WITH JACKSON POLLOCK ON THEM! 1.1239 0.03113 113 99 14 0
5239 It’s Crossover Day! Faux French food, followed by a Marseillaise sing-off! 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
5240 Two cheeseburgers and one Monet Special! 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
5241 Monnet, mustard, and 'catch up' quick, son. 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
5242 Can I get a vegan and gluten free burger? 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
5243 Relax,itG 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
5244 Vinny, that's the last burger, then you need to get in your Van and screw Gogh. 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
5245 I said the Picasso room, not the Monet room! 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
5246 Sir,if you insist on splashing your sauces about,I am going to have to ask you to use a more suitably colored condiment. 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
5247 Hey you cant sell food in my museum! Im calling the cops after you serve me 3 burgers and 2 hotdogs with mustard on the side 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
5248 When I said 'a flat surface' I meant on the wall. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
5249 Hey man! Burning charcoal speeds up climate change! 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
5250 Harold you sonova bitch 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5251 Don't feed that kid! He's needs a gluten-free bun! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5252 In art you never know what might flip up and over next. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5253 COVID nature 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5254 Hey we don't sell GRILLED ART here! 1.1230 0.03204 122 108 13 1
5255 How does this help creative thinking??? 1.1230 0.02985 122 107 15 0
5256 Just the burger, no wine 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
5257 Performance Art is two doors down 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
5258 Jared, if I told you once, I've told you a hundred times, you can't sell burgers here 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
5259 Hey you! There's no barbequing in the Monet room. You know that. 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
5260 One: this is a huge fire hazard. Two: your charred-ass burgers taste like shit lumps cooked over burning skunks. Three: Fuck you; you don't get a three. 1.1226 0.04176 106 97 5 4
5261 louder please. This burger hasn't cooked yet. 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
5262 This is my deck and those are my water lilies! 1.1226 0.03955 106 96 7 3
5263 Trying to replicate a year’s worth of vacations within our home, including the spontaneous yelling 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
5264 How many times have I TOLD you - no sploogin' on the water lilies? 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
5265 HEY! I told you that's an impressionistic landscape. The realists are being hung next week. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
5266 No onions allowed in the gallery. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
5267 Flip your buns somewhere away from my water lilies! 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
5268 I'll have the Old Masters, well-done. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
5269 I'll take two, but hold the water lettuce this time! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
5270 Hmm, this is the Metropolitan Museum of Art; not Sonny's Barbeque you're at!!! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
5271 I can put my whole fist in my mouth. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
5272 Spit in that kid’s burger, I hate children. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5273 Bribing the judges of this art exhibition is not allowed! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5274 And that’s a Monet 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5275 This is outdoor dining. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5276 Im trying to fit 2 years of activities in 1... #2021 #2020 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5277 The rarer the better for mine. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5278 15 MINUTES 'TIL THE BURGERS RUN OUT 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5279 What do you mean there's no Buffet? 1.1217 0.03302 115 102 12 1
5280 Juhs fliip ih oher your shoulyer eh I ju ra resht! 1.1215 0.03919 107 97 7 3
5281 « -I understand spontaneous Art, but burned hamburgers are too odoriferous!-« 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
5282 Cooking in space. 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
5283 He had already bought the grill, now we needed to buy the view 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
5284 TERRIBLE! The artist didn't even address the other condiments! 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
5285 When I said "Performance Art" would be welcomed, I didn't realize there would be an air pollution component! 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
5286 Meat is murder! 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
5287 Excuse me, the Tableaux exhibit is next week. But, since you’re here, I’ll have pickles on my burger. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5288 Okay, but you'll be the first to complain that your burger is too rare... 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5289 I thought I told you I wanted mine medium rare! 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
5290 You said this was a Ready-Made! Where's my order already?? 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
5291 No! No! It's "Inspired by the Breugels" you moron! 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
5292 I don’t care how beautiful the view, you can’t barbecue in here! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
5293 Look, I understand that you live in a tenement. But you can't barbecue here just to improve the view. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
5294 Someone's here for the direct gas line installation! 1.1207 0.03275 116 103 12 1
5295 The Bolsheviks are coming! 1.1207 0.03705 116 105 8 3
5296 How many times must I tell you, You cannot barbecue in the Museum. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5297 Clearly you didn't read our rules about having two eyes on one side of your head 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
5298 Four score and seven burgers to go... 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
5299 You’ve ruined our most expensive painting! You better declare bankruptcy now. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
5300 Ladies and gents, the performance art area starts at animal fat by Beuys, with Abramovic macarons to finish. 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
5301 'Water Lilies' is not a fragrance. 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
5302 Hey Sal, they said you can't barbeque in front of the Monet. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
5303 This is the impressionist wing! I hope those are vegan! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
5304 I don't care if it makes me sound stupid anymore, the Botticelli smells like beef... Is this performance art or not? 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
5305 I’ll have the grass fed tofu burger please. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5306 Is that ketchup on our Monet ? 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5307 Remember, very very rare for the Paleolithic section! 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
5308 This is NOT Sunday and your food is NOT La Grande! 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
5309 I need six foot longs to win an argument 1.1197 0.03249 117 104 12 1
5310 The Museum of 2020 will be closing in 15 minutes. Please escort yourself out of the mess. 1.1197 0.03249 117 104 12 1
5311 When I said this Monet was rare, I did not mean literally. 1.1197 0.03013 117 103 14 0
5312 ...and a can of tomato soup! 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
5313 Do NOT, I repeat Do NOT get catsup in the Monet! 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
5314 They’d like another 26Lh4&h112B in Surrealism! 1.1196 0.04328 92 84 5 3
5315 Ok, but you'll be the first one to complain when the burgers aren't ready... 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
5316 Can you give me a burger and some happiness for once? 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5317 I’ll have you know sir, I’m a vegan 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5318 You march back to the kitchen right now and get me a bun! I'm not going to be the one stuck using bread! 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
5319 This is an Art museum, not a tailgate party 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5320 IMBISS IMPRESSION 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5321 So we now have Jack the Dripper saucing up the Monet 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
5322 Look out, boy, it's not actually medium rare! 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
5323 You can stay only if those burgers are organic and locally sourced. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
5324 I don't care he's your inspiration — Jackson Pollock never spilled ketchup in my art gallery! 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
5325 Hey, if the little guy did not buy a painting, no burger, give him a wiener. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
5326 The peanut gallery is next door! 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
5327 It isn't performance art unless everything you are selling is under a dollar! 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
5328 Hey, I told you to set up the BBQ next to the Bruegel party! 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
5329 Hey, pal! Like the Buddha said to the hot dog vendor... 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
5330 What makes you think you can do that here, after completely overcooking my burger? 1.1188 0.04051 101 92 6 3
5331 Stop not helping people. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
5332 I demand that meat gets thrown against the wall! 1.1186 0.03223 118 105 12 1
5333 Hey! No patties by the Pollock 1.1186 0.03223 118 105 12 1
5334 Never put ketchup on an impressionist! 1.1186 0.03440 118 106 10 2
5335 “ I said bring me The Monet, not the mustard “ 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5336 Are you a pre-Raphaelite? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5337 How insulting! Did you know that THAT impressionist artist was a vegan? 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
5338 Gimme a nothingburger, 'cause there's nothing good to see here. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5339 No Performance Art in the Monewt exhibit! 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5340 Not in front of the water lilies! 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5341 Two red-hots with extra Giverny sauce! 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5342 You're getting the wrong impression from the French paintings! 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
5343 Why are you yelling? I heard the painting needed a nice charcoal finish! 1.1182 0.03092 110 97 13 0
5344 Hit me!! 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
5345 That's not what I thought you meant by having the perfect Patti presentation! 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
5346 Sorry,The Burgers of Calais doesn1}{1001}{0}{0} 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5347 Last call for grilled water lilies 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
5348 enraged men just need to look at more paintings 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
5349 What do you mean you wanted a hot dog? You said rare and well-done." "I was talking about the Monet! 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
5350 Stella Adler said that art reminds us that we have a soul. Your burgers remind me how much I like shitty food. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
5351 You can't call it "Monetonnaise," that's trademarked. 1.1176 0.03206 102 90 12 0
5352 I call this piece “Beef, it’s what’s for dinner.” 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
5353 That better be historically accurate mustard! 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
5354 Hey ! I have asked you nicely 3 times to NOT get so close to the paintings.. 1.1171 0.03066 111 98 13 0
5355 Mona Lisa is on a diet. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5356 Take that Performance Art to the auditorium. And no, I don't want fries. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
5357 monet sauce 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5358 Sir, you obviously got the wrong impression about Impressionism. . 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
5359 Just because your name is Art, it doesn't give you the right to display here!!! 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
5360 I’m hungry. Just flick a burger this way 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
5361 One meatball” 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
5362 White wine vinegar only, please. The red stuff clashes." Janet Abramson 2830 Turtlecreek Dr. East Lansing, MI 48823 (517)351-6197 janetcabramson@yahoo.co 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
5363 Art is in the eye of the beholder, sir, not the tastebuds! 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
5364 What do you man you can’t do well do well done AND rare? 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
5365 No soliciting 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
5366 Is that a cake? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
5367 Since the Cafe’ is closed, I expect nothing but the best, plus a tour group will be by soon, so stock up. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5368 I said I want one WITHOUT cheese! 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
5369 Hold the mustard, onion and lily pad, Monet! 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
5370 Chill out man, I’m obviously going to shade it in. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
5371 Monsieur Monet, you will surely always be remembered as one of France's greatest chefs 1.1157 0.03359 121 109 10 2
5372 This museum is for chef d’ouevres only. No chefs allowed! 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5373 Honey, you cannot serve tofu hotdogs inside this building because they taste awful. The museum is starting to smell like a steam room. You are damaging this portrait. Tell the janitor to start vaccumming the premises. 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
5374 86 the tube steak, make it a pair of burgers with the works. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
5375 No grilling burgers in front of Water Lies! 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
5376 THE MEMORIES YOU’RE MAKING BETTER BE PRICELESS! 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
5377 You must extinguish the fire before thr smoke alarm goes off. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
5378 I said Vegan! 1.1154 0.02813 130 115 15 0
5379 Chef, I need two sausages and a burger for the group seated in the Impressionist section. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
5380 Experience Monet! 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
5381 Burn that burger in your own garden! 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
5382 No, no, no! Bar-B-Q is permitting only in the Tjalf Sparnaay gallery. 1.1150 0.03267 113 101 11 1
5383 Only one emotional support animal per patron, sir! 1.1150 0.03267 113 101 11 1
5384 Don't sweat the Monet mess as long as you guarantee those are artisan burgers and dogs! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5385 Just make sure it is cruelty free food 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5386 You are serving vege burgers surrounded by real art and I object. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
5387 Hey, I said no more mayo on Monet 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5388 One replacement Rembrandt well done. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
5389 Sir, the Maillard gallery is the NEXT room over! 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5390 But this is part of my performance exhibition titled, Grilling at the Lily Pond, 2021” 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
5391 It’s barbeculture. What’s the problem ? 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
5392 „You‘d better be one of those nouvelle performance artists!“ 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
5393 One hamburger, please! Delicious meat! 1.1140 0.03471 114 103 9 2
5394 R. Mutt-on Burgers 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5395 So what does it take to get him to attend the opera, lobster? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5396 Why are you wearing that chef’s hat? You’re just cooking hamburgers for some kid 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5397 Monsuer, when it comes to Art & BBQ the twain shall never meet. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
5398 Those aren't hors d'oeuvres! 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5399 I told you I did NOT want ketchup on the side! 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5400 Oui, C’est Magnifique ! 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
5401 I hope you brought enough to share with everyone! 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
5402 Since when did art galleries become land galleys? 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
5403 The Scream. 4D. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
5404 For the last time, your barbecue skills are NOT a work of modern art 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
5405 How many fucking burgers are you going to have?! 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
5406 Last time you did this there were no vegetable patties. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
5407 Didn’t you read the sign at the door-no food and drink allowed - please pack your grill and go 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
5408 Those patties have for decades been attributed to ham.... 1.1130 0.03213 115 103 11 1
5409 do you know if there are restrooms on this floor? 1.1130 0.03213 115 103 11 1
5410 Read the room. Its not the day to celebrate #changethedate 1.1129 0.03281 124 112 10 2
5411 Hey you! Put me down for two burgers. 1.1129 0.03075 124 111 12 1
5412 In this door you'll find pizza by the Pissarro. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5413 No swimming for an hour after you eat 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5414 remember to flip it 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
5415 Not in front of the Monet! 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5416 Dude, If you jerk off in here again, I will be furious ! 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
5417 Sir, I've already told you not to go over the floor line! 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5418 Cooking up color to suit every palatte. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
5419 My art reaches a diverse spectrum of the market and my pieces can rare upon completion. 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
5420 I hate to have to grill you--but, make mine medium rare. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5421 Save me two burgers from the installation. 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
5422 My barbecue can be called a masterpiece. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5423 Get out of my art gallery 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
5424 You've a nerve grilling pink slime at the Louvre! 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
5425 Son, don’t eat the art!! 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
5426 I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad... 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
5427 Hey Clement! I'm not paying you for your opinions! 1.1121 0.02942 116 103 13 0
5428 I thought I told you to bring hot dogs 1.1121 0.03186 116 104 11 1
5429 I said, anywhere BUT by the Monet!" Michael Yage 1.1121 0.03626 116 106 7 3
5430 , Are those buns gluten free? 1.1121 0.03186 116 104 11 1
5431 One hotdog please! 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
5432 NO. I warned you. No mustard near the Monet! 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5433 I'm having a BIG lunch, and then just a SNACK for dinner. 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
5434 Don't you know artists aren't f#!*ing carnivores?! 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5435 The kinetic retrospective was last month! 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5436 Here you should use paint to rub the meat. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5437 Sir, the Burning Art exhibition is in Gallery B. 1.1111 0.03028 126 113 12 1
5438 Your vegan burgers are a work of art, Pierre. 1.1111 0.03563 108 98 8 2
5439 HOLD the ketchup! 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
5440 One hamburger, one frankfurter and one Monet with mustard! 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5441 Can you keep it down? The impressionists are complaining! Sam Gabel, Norcross, GA. 1.1111 0.03563 108 98 8 2
5442 We don’t do dine-in, Mack. Take it outside! 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5443 “The van goes in ten minutes!” 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
5444 Traveling from New York City this is as it gets 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5445 Not now Susan! Can you not see I'm thinking with my mouth open and pointing to stuff! 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5446 Do not use the spatula that leaves an image of the Mona Lisa on the burger!" 1.1101 0.03531 109 99 8 2
5447 You brats! 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
5448 The guests favor your realism hamburgers over your abstract burgers. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5449 My son is a vegan! 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5450 You were right, the art could never win over the food. But darling, you need to cut off that attitude. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5451 Can you make it two! 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5452 The man at the Pollock painting wants a double patty! 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
5453 Hey! I told you medium-rare! 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
5454 ...and make sure the Matisse is medium-rare! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5455 Come off it. These burgers are a work of art. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5456 Put it on my tab! 1.1091 0.03731 110 101 6 3
5457 When I’m viewing rare artwork , I want my burger rare as well. 1.1089 0.03955 101 93 5 3
5458 Out! No grilling allowed in the museum or in Giverny! 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
5459 You need to barbecue a outdoors not by the lily pad in Monet’s garden! 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
5460 You stupid fucks — you’ll give us all carbon monoxide poisoning! You can’t a god damn grill indoors, do you have a fucking death wish? Jesus Christ almighty, never in all my years did I think I’d come face-to-face with such ineptitude! 1.1089 0.04198 101 94 3 4
5461 Well I can't tell if the burglar alarm or the smoke alarm, but its really annoying! 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
5462 I told you, NO ketchup !!! 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
5463 May i know the name of the art you're selling 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
5464 Keep that grill away from the Monet! 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
5465 Bob, when I told you that your passion for culinary arts must be exposed, this is not exactly what I meant! 1.1087 0.04221 92 85 4 3
5466 There's room for one, a singleton, at the bar. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
5467 Mona, add 18 dollars worth of bugers to the 45 million dollar Monet bill. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
5468 This is taking performance art to a new high 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5469 All the the sudden, he realized he had followed the wrong kind of Monet 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
5470 I said waterlilies, not hamburger, you installation ape! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5471 Look man if you'r gonna make art do it on an unused canvas. 1.1081 0.03225 111 100 10 1
5472 It's homburger, not hamburger. A common mistake. 1.1081 0.02961 111 99 12 0
5473 If you have an opinion...use the proper channels, dammit! 1.1081 0.03699 111 102 6 3
5474 I said, "Guard the lilies," not "Barbeque on the grill"! 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
5475 I already warned you: no flames near the Monet! 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
5476 Move your smoky barbecue away from the Monet! 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5477 I require a medium rare burger immediately for Monet 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5478 Some people disagree with modern art 1.1071 0.03440 112 102 8 2
5479 You've got the back swing down, now work on your serve. 1.1071 0.03198 112 101 10 1
5480 Eric had really only gotten into the art game in the first place to support his love of grilling, so his new exhibit seemed to be the natural next step for him. 1.1068 0.03628 103 94 7 2
5481 Hey, mister, you can’t grill in here. This is an art museum! 1.1068 0.03628 103 94 7 2
5482 Not next to the Lily Pond, come over here by the cityscapes, then I'll take two with everything! 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
5483 How about spicing up my cubed steak with some Picasso sauce! 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
5484 All Performance Art is upstairs." "One more thing, I like my art medium rare. 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
5485 STOP THAT MIDGET 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5486 ...And plenty of Frank's Red Hot...I put that #$@&%*! on everything. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5487 I didn’t know indoor barbecuing has resumed 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5488 Quick! More mustard on the Monet! 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5489 This is a painting gallery; food is prepared and served only in the cafeteria! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5490 I want you out of here by Cezanne, er I mean sundown! 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5491 Hey! What did I tell you MOMA actors? 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5492 Sir, I won't tell you again, NEVER barbeque in front of the Monet! 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5493 Hey! Burgers don't belong in the same room with Monets! 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5494 You were told to stay out of the impressionist section,mustard belongs in the modern art wing or at least on the the burger. 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5495 « Wait... This isn’t cat food. » 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
5496 HEY! People are dying here!!! No time to have fun 1.1058 0.03594 104 95 7 2
5497 Stop! That man is far too short to order a hamburger! 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5498 Wine and cheese fundraiser not weenie. 1.1053 0.02887 114 102 12 0
5499 I said take it outside Buckwheat 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
5500 I don’t care if you came all the way from Calais! 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5501 If I've told you once, I'll tell you again: NOT in front of the Monet . . . 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5502 ...any more broilin' in my territory, I'm gonna personally beat the living crud out of each and every one of you..." (Lieutenant Schrank was taken off the 'West Side' and given the less stressful post as Curator of Impressionism 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5503 I don’t care if you’re a Schneemann! 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5504 GRILLING IS MY ARTISTRY; THAT'S WHAT MY WIFE TELLS ME . . . 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5505 Hamburger Grease: A Conversation Piece 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5506 For the last time, your license is for the sculpture hall, NOT HERE 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5507 In the garden room of art, they would prefer a veggie burger. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5508 NEVER, NEVER, NEVER SCHEDULE A COOKOUT IN FRONT OF MONET!!!!! 1.1043 0.03118 115 104 10 1
5509 Sir,a signed letter from Mr. Monet is required for you to barbecue there. 1.1043 0.03118 115 104 10 1
5510 Don’t obscure the lasting impression our patrons are looking for. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5511 MMMaaaahhhmmeaaahmiff. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
5512 What's his problem? I told him they were vegetarian! 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
5513 I must warn you that the lilies are fake, your scenario is fake, and that's about as real as it gets. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5514 And make it well-done! 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
5515 Medium rare, don't you forget! 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
5516 Street art doesn't belong in a gallery 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5517 "Now you know you belong in the Trump-berder room. To your sewer!" 1.1038 0.03775 106 98 5 3
5518 when you enjoy the view at the museum so you decide to make a bbq 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
5519 ♫And a child shall lead them onward To the pleasures of the barbecue Old masters and burgers and wieners In the galleries of the MET adored!♫" 1.1038 0.02976 106 95 11 0
5520 Museum Monty spoils more good times 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5521 And here’s the American classic, B-art-ecue! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5522 When I said the painting 'transports you into nature' I did not mean literally! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5523 How dare you bring charcoal in the Smithsonian Oil Based Art Museum! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5524 This is NOT an outdoor space! 1.1031 0.04009 97 90 4 3
5525 Oh for God's sake! I don't know how many times I have to say this. The lamb ads are NOT art! 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
5526 You I still can’t make an impression here. I don’t care if your face does look like a Picasso. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5527 I thought I told you Stan—art critics require a plant-based diet. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5528 Hey! No reliving fond memories through the artwork! 1.1031 0.04009 97 90 4 3
5529 This is your second warning, buddy. Put one more thing on that grill and you’re outta here 1.1031 0.03732 97 89 6 2
5530 Sir! Were you raised in a circus? This open house is invite only. Now, either you get in line to fuck my wife, or you get the hell out of my home. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5531 Sir, I’m not going to remind you again—condiments must remain 6 feet from the artwork! And, uh...don’t skimp on that Giverny sauce... 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
5532 This is not the surprise pop up we were looking for—don’t burn the waterlilies! 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
5533 One Salvador Dali burger with no bread please Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1028 0.03235 107 97 9 1
5534 Our insurance says all well done, no questions asked! 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5535 Excuse me Sir, you will have to take that outside, after I get a plate. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5536 In a place like this there's absolutely NO need for that kind of BBQ sauce! 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5537 Watch out! The blotches don't come for another forty years! 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5538 Remember this crowd of Biden supporters is more into impressionistic burgers than that lot of surreal MAGA people we had her a couple of weeks ago. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5539 Hey those steaks look over-grilled.You're probably burning them" "Relax kid, its what we aesthetes call the art of 'IMPRESSIONism'. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5540 If those are anything darker than medium-rare, I will shit in your pool 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
5541 She's from Philly...she said she wants it 'wit' Chef! 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
5542 The art is supporting my creative inspiration 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
5543 I'll have double cheese with my performance art. 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5544 It’s called modern art. Jeez.” contest #newyorkercaptioncontes 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5545 Contrary to a popular book title, there is no art in not giving a fuck. 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
5546 You're supposed to be in the trompe l'oeil room. 1.1019 0.02924 108 97 11 0
5547 Mine’s no cheese.” 1.1019 0.02924 108 97 11 0
5548 Hey no fair. I am the director of this gallery and that little kid jumped in front of me. I have no other choice then to send you directly to MMOA. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5549 If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, no grilling under the Monet! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5550 Napa Cab?! In front of Monet?! Just put it in my arm and be done with it. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5551 Yes, I'm the artist in residency. I like my masterpieces to have a culinary smell to them and besides that, I'm hungry. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5552 Performance art will never go mainstream. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5553 Once again, sir — not the koi pond in your back yard. 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
5554 I want mine as rare as a Van Gogh Self Portrait. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5555 What’s with the barbecue?” “Me just trying to make some Monet out here. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5556 What’s this, so near my Matisse? 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5557 Yes, I know it’s one of “mayonnaise”... don’t worry, I have a few more bottles. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5558 I would just like to say what a great porch gallery and the burgers are delicious 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
5559 You said they were BEYOND burgers! This IS a museum after all!! 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
5560 Simmer down the smoke a bit, will ya? The paintings are starting to wilt. 1.1009 0.03435 109 100 7 2
5561 Over, Easy! 1.1009 0.02898 109 98 11 0
5562 You Shmuck! Not the 'John Bircher Burger'. He ordered the 'John Berger Burger!' 1.1009 0.02898 109 98 11 0
5563 Arthur, I told you to keep the ketchup and mustard on the burgers! 1.1000 0.03150 110 100 9 1
5564 You are supposed to be at the Manet, not the Monet! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5565 Director Dinsmore . . . this is NOT the equity your Board supports. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
5566 'Make mine medium rare with a dash of Monet sauce and a side of Jackson Pollack goo." 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
5567 Cow tools. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
5568 My Kingsford for a horse burger 1.1000 0.02873 110 99 11 0
5569 And this, son, is how to cook up a great idea 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5570 art imitating life 1.1000 0.03405 110 101 7 2
5571 Sorry Pierre.. I’ve never been a fan of hors d’œuvres 1.1000 0.03150 110 100 9 1
5572 No flesh, please! 1.1000 0.02873 110 99 11 0
5573 I said 'in the portico', not 'the studio', dummy! 1.0991 0.03123 111 101 9 1
5574 I need the human’s meat instead of animal’s to feed my pets, can i order that? 1.0991 0.03123 111 101 9 1
5575 Does this look like the Hamburger Kunsthalle to you? 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5576 Ah wouuld like to buy un dum-burger!! 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5577 Hey Mack! 3 burgers - lettuce, tomato, onions and hold the pickles! 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
5578 Get Out! This is not Monet's picnic garden. How dare you befoul Monet's water lilies with the smell of burnt hamburgers 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5579 I would like mine done Churubusco light and with Picasso sauce. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
5580 For the last time, they’re Lily PADS! 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5581 This is the last burger for Trump. And without a mask ! Shame! I don't eat burgers 'cause I got class unlike Melania. Milannia - What was I saying ? 1.0980 0.03555 102 94 6 2
5582 I thought you said this was gonna be a sausage fest!" "Well, I'm cooking burgers right now but I can put a hot dog on here in a few mins." "I SEE A WOMAN IN THE OTHER ROOM!" "Oooooh....I see...you weren't expecting fish. 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
5583 This is the future; interpretation and brussel sprout 1.0980 0.02959 102 92 10 0
5584 How many times do I have to tell you, Dave? We do NOT serve little people! 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
5585 Get off my lawn! 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
5586 Hey Mon.....eh. I’ll have two New York style dogs. Love this social instance! 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
5587 No Monet for you! We called for a chef d'oeuvre , Mr. Mustard — not a flip Lilliputian like you. 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
5588 No cheese on mine! 1.0973 0.03070 113 103 9 1
5589 I meant the Four Seasons wine and cheese! 1.0973 0.03070 113 103 9 1
5590 Let me guess, you thought “if Yoko Ono’s Apple display was art, then why not this?” 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
5591 You better not be in here touching the art. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
5592 How many times do I have to tell you, to go dining only! 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
5593 Hope this will be Instagrammable. I'm on an intense social media diet. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
5594 OWA OWA 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
5595 I hope that doesn't set off the fire sprinkler system! 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5596 don’t put meat on the statue! 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5597 I told you it's an exhibition on impressionism!!!" "OH... I thought you said imperialism. I'll leave once things are well-done over here." 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
5598 Are you sure you wouldn’t rather barbecue on the Island of the Grande Jatte? 1.0957 0.02755 115 104 11 0
5599 What to expect at a Monet Berger Open House 1.0952 0.03457 105 97 6 2
5600 Hey Art !! How ya' doin' with the 'ruin's of Greece'? 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5601 Little Shooter is not a customer “ Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
5602 You’re such a clod! You’re only doing this for the money! 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
5603 It’s one, two, three strikes you’re OUT! 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
5604 A stay golden merger 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
5605 Day he came in,we could see his potential. 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
5606 I don't care if it is or it isn't - that question is not going to be answered today! 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
5607 I said I wanted my burger medium rare, not well done! 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
5608 Who invited him to the cookout? 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
5609 One burger please, hold the onions. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5610 I'm actually Marjorie Taylor Greene in disguise and I do not eat veggie-burgers in an art museum. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5611 I remind everyone! NO flash photography allowed! 1.0938 0.03651 96 89 5 2
5612 'I'll take two burgers and one dog, and hold the ketchup and mustard this time! 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
5613 I have nothing funny to say in this situation except out 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
5614 Dad, stop selling us on your Bridgerton-themed barbecue party idea. We're never loaning you the Monet! 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
5615 For those of yiorasking. "Where's the beef?, you may want to check out our live exhibit." 1.0935 0.03123 107 98 8 1
5616 If you give our food for free, you indeed, will be the one freed off. 1.0935 0.02827 107 97 10 0
5617 Pay attention! The Hope Diamond was rare and Dali was the hot dog! 1.0935 0.03123 107 98 8 1
5618 Since the windows are painted shut, it doesn't matter how you cook my burger. 1.0935 0.03123 107 98 8 1
5619 Security Guard: "this is a art gallery! no grilling allowed!" Man: "shhh it's an art gallery, be quiet!" 1.0932 0.02945 118 108 9 1
5620 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ln55p2ujwA 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5621 I may not know barbecue, but I know what I like, and this burger was not well done! 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5622 The Thai artist ran out of supplies—he will be serving his curry tomorrow." 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5623 You know that grill will easily accommodate 9 burgers. .. or 0 turkey burgers. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5624 Forget about da Vinci. hamburger is ready. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5625 Come in here a squirt some of that spicy barbeque sauce on some of these lackluster newbies. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5626 Stop smearing the Van Goghs with your greasy fingers! 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5627 are you SURE it’s an impossible burger? let me see the package. 1.0926 0.02802 108 98 10 0
5628 Better get an umbrella. I see rain in that painting. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5629 I don't know who you think you are, Mister, but here we DO NOT marinate the exhibits. Now you go get some paper towels from the men's room, march yourself right back in here, and wipe off that Monet. 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
5630 This is not an Urban Outfitters sanctioned city campsite. 1.0918 0.03579 98 91 5 2
5631 Nevermind! He's a white guy!" - Security Guard Ke 1.0918 0.03579 98 91 5 2
5632 Cheezborger, Cheezborger, Cheezborger! 1.0918 0.03579 98 91 5 2
5633 I told you, it is a Duchamp, not a barbecue..! 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
5634 Ostentatious Prices! 1.0917 0.03334 109 101 6 2
5635 Don't forget, I would like mine medium rare with extra onions!! 1.0917 0.02778 109 99 10 0
5636 Two bacon burgers, three fries, and one sloppy joe — stat! 1.0917 0.02778 109 99 10 0
5637 Vegan burgers are fit for the intelligentsia. Don’t give my kid your hormone-free, free-range, non-GMO that didn’t hurt anything or anybody. We’re regular people. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5638 I'll have mine Monet-rare. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5639 “Randall- how could you have misunderstood me- I said showcase your baroque not your barbecue” 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
5640 If you all will follow me into this next room, we have a stunning 20th century Picasso sculpture titled "Chad turned Dad". 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
5641 SIR, this is an Art Museum, NOT a children’s camp sight! Please extinguish and disappear NOW! 1.0909 0.03304 110 102 6 2
5642 Get moving,Rembrandt. You know you’re supposed to be in the Digestibles Gallery. 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
5643 C-can I h-have one..?" Said the man in the suit 1.0901 0.02730 111 101 10 0
5644 I said "money",not"monet".Covid made us bankrupt! 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
5645 You should use a Traeger!! 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
5646 A new flavour of performance art 1.0900 0.03509 100 93 5 2
5647 Excuse me the arts and restaurants are on hold . Please watch Super Bowl and all other sports at home 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
5648 Grease only works in movies. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5649 There're too many damn flies in hear, you got sauce on the Monet & that kid is the anti-christ !!! 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5650 My impression of this restaurant is sketchy. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5651 I am telling you for the last time, Jake: If I see any mustard splayed again on to the Van Gogh painting, you will be banned from doing barbecues for profit at this exclusive Art Gallery: Vipin Bery Toronto 1.0893 0.02989 112 103 8 1
5652 Microwaving only! 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
5653 I'm sorry you had to sell your lake-side cabin, but this is not much. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
5654 Quanart 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
5655 Sorry, but did you mean for your art work to be eaten? 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5656 It doesn't qualify for the 'Art of Cooking' if there's gluten in those buns! 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5657 What are the steaks without them buns? #stakes 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5658 No, no, Cookin in the flyer meant Paul Cookin's paintings, not to cook in. 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
5659 ahhhhhhh! da Vinci already tried that!! 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
5660 I will pay you 1,200,000 for your art installation. 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
5661 Hey, if you can paint as well as you cook ( I’ll have mine medium- rare, BTW), you’re hired! J. Kinsey, Toronto, ONT Kinseyjody33@gmail.com 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5662 For the last time, no flipping burgers in your flippy floppies in front of the water lilies! 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5663 Out. Cooking is not art museum art! 1.0874 0.03118 103 95 7 1
5664 Let's be clear. We are barbecuing those whose lives and actions have betrayed our society, not burgers on the porch with dad. 1.0874 0.03678 103 97 3 3
5665 We've moved grilling two floors down to the Egyptian Wing! 1.0874 0.03118 103 95 7 1
5666 Shhh, the (C0) detector is disturbing the guests 1.0874 0.02796 103 94 9 0
5667 Git yer ass outta here! 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5668 Two Whoppers and a side of fries. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5669 Use the indirect method 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5670 Sir just because the sign says “No Touching” does NOT mean you can eat it 1.0870 0.02914 115 106 8 1
5671 You may like the waterlilies, but this is not the right place for a backyard bar-be-que. 1.0865 0.03089 104 96 7 1
5672 where’s the luncheon? 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5673 she's-hungry 1.0864 0.04005 81 76 3 2
5674 just because we can open does'nt mean you can open your restaurant here 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5675 Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce..... 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5676 Hey Joe!! I said "no ketchup" !! 1.0857 0.03061 105 97 7 1
5677 Call that grilling? My three-year old could do better with one hand tied behind her back and didn't you read the New York Times cooking article on ......... 1.0857 0.03061 105 97 7 1
5678 Hey I'm vegan 1.0857 0.02745 105 96 9 0
5679 Sorry, you are not allowed to create your art here 1.0857 0.02745 105 96 9 0
5680 Make your Monet in the Sculpture Garden 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5681 Dad's talent show. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5682 Anything can be art but this is just too much. 1.0849 0.03316 106 99 5 2
5683 I need four burgers, two blue and two hammered, all with rabbit food and on wheels. And don't forget to toast the buns!" 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5684 The Art of Cooking is here-what’s going on?! 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5685 Sir! No flash faux tartare! 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5686 The Muncho eat-yum gallery is a go. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5687 Do you have any "Monet" to pay for that, son ? 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5688 I got nuthin' 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5689 You're just being jealous man! 1.0840 0.03061 119 111 6 2
5690 It's not a Hitler moustache!!! My mouth is just open really wide. 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
5691 It’s too cold outside. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5692 Hold the chartreuse on my burger! 1.0833 0.02796 120 111 8 1
5693 YO, Stop that! ... look I know abstract art is odd but there is no way Van Gogh had access to condiments—ESPECIALLY mustard. 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5694 I'll have a hotdog and a burger 1.0833 0.02672 108 99 9 0
5695 O.K., I'll take one with 100% grass-fed and range-free chicken on a gluten-free bun. But, after that, you're gonna have to get back to the O.R. and finish that craniotomy. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5696 The barbecue gallery cookout is upstairs! 1.0826 0.02952 109 101 7 1
5697 Sorry, Earl – Biden's new executive order against indoor charcoal use applies to Trump Tower, too! 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5698 The grease will sink them! 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
5699 You should not be barbecuing in here. The heat from your grill will damage the artwork. 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5700 I said Rockwell, not Monet! 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5701 I told you this is not a Ghost Kitchen! 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5702 Excuse me 'Leonardo". The flesh-on-charcoal performance art is supposed to be in the Da Vacca Room. So mooooo-ve it. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5703 Hey! Remember? I asked for medium rare. 1.0818 0.02625 110 101 9 0
5704 One imp in creamy ultramarine, one post-imp proto-fauve hold the domesticity, a frolic competition mini-B with verdigris with big room abspressimism jumbo, in a crotch-stopper stanchion blocker, stat! 1.0818 0.02625 110 101 9 0
5705 We're gonna need a few more over here, Bob 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
5706 Didn't you 'ear me, Art? You can stop cooking. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5707 I’ve been yelling for the past half hour- your fiftieth marketing strategist of the month is waiting in the grand hall. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5708 Hey Brandon? Michael? Need you guys to do me a favor and get off the shed, ok? 1.0811 0.02900 111 103 7 1
5709 I knew hiring you wasn’t a mistake; it was just a happy accident! 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
5710 Ketchup, not mustard on my hamburger, and make the Monet my plate! 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
5711 Vegan burgers and hot dogs made with lily pads? 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5712 Quick, put on a ribeye—I’ve got a lady who wants a companion piece for the T-bone. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
5713 I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5714 I commend you for your unique offering of fresh cooked food at your Opening Exposition. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5715 STOP! You're de-monet-ising the art! 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5716 Aghhh i want a patty on my art!! Patty patty mmm 1.0794 0.02418 126 116 10 0
5717 Uh, Mr. Barbeque man, ain't nobody got time for that! 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
5718 Sfumato, the technique, you idiota! 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
5719 Sorry,just heard about Game Stop. 1.0792 0.03355 101 95 4 2
5720 And of course, the outdoors remained essential to Monet's art, a bit like another art form invented by the Taino. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5721 One order for a cheeseburger, medium rare, ketchup, no mustard. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5722 No picnics in the garden. Only in the restaurant 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5723 This is a meauseum that doesn't mean u can do things that have become old or extinct 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5724 No, it'll never be patriotic to also fatten the man and woman in American Gothic! 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
5725 Remember! I like my Monet medium rare. 1.0784 0.02675 102 94 8 0
5726 Hi man, hamburguers are superb! Anyway, you are fired, because I told you that masks are strictly required to protect the Artworks. 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
5727 One for me too please. 1.0784 0.02675 102 94 8 0
5728 Art is not a contact sport! 1.0784 0.03323 102 96 4 2
5729 Yes, we're located by the park, but you need to barbecue in the park. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5730 Chef P'Artisan... This isn't 'Daylight At The Museum.' You're only supposed to feed the hungry night shifters, remember? Sigh... Now get back in your... Uhh... Err... I Mean, get back downstairs where our indoor buffet closes at EIGHT O'CLOCK P.M. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5731 You didn’t ‘curate’ my burger! Your cur ate my burger! 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5732 Keep those wieners away from the art, they upset the Monet 🙅🏻‍♀️ 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
5733 Put some ketchup on the painting as well... let’s show some modern burger art” 1.0778 0.03943 90 86 1 3
5734 The Flip In is in front of the Manet, not the Monet, and has nothing to do with burgers, you moron . . . 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5735 And next for your viewing pleasure the Lily Pad masterpiece where you can devour it with your eyes while dining on paddies of beef for the carnivores but keep your sticky icky fingers to yourselves please. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5736 Goddamnit Jeff! Grilling again next to the Monet... I'm going to have to teach you a lesson! 1.0769 0.02626 104 96 8 0
5737 If you insist on testing gala themes, at least do it in the About Time exhibit. And for what it's worth, I don't think 'Pandemic Pop Up Glam: Combating Colossal Closures' will go over well. 1.0769 0.02626 104 96 8 0
5738 I said you could flip Matisse, MA-tisse! 1.0769 0.02626 104 96 8 0
5739 Thought this was supposed to be a fine dining. You only serve a hot dog? You're joking! And where are the tables and chairs? 1.0769 0.02626 104 96 8 0
5740 Boy, he's not real. Don't be so candid. You are giving them what they want. The real cook is on the third floor. 1.0769 0.02960 104 97 6 1
5741 I might be distracted by the shapely art work!” Alan Mitchell, St. Louis, M 1.0762 0.02602 105 97 8 0
5742 It’s not amore. It’s an emoji. 1.0762 0.02602 105 97 8 0
5743 Why are you grilling in here? This is an art museum. 1.0761 0.03536 92 87 3 2
5744 Save! What did I tell you about feeding the children!? 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5745 Hey, man! Who said you could break into our school? And how the hell did you drag a grill in the hallway? 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5746 son, no consumption is allowed within the museum 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5747 Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt. 1.0759 0.03936 79 75 2 2
5748 This buffet isn't forbidden for Biden and it's the best bet that they can ever have 1.0756 0.02434 119 110 9 0
5749 I told you, food trucks only" 1.0755 0.02906 106 99 6 1
5750 Save it for free day! 1.0755 0.02578 106 98 8 0
5751 Um can you give me a hamburger. 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
5752 Cook vaccine, not meat. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5753 No Chili sauce for children! 1.0748 0.02555 107 99 8 0
5754 You’re doing a good job making hamburgers 1.0745 0.02722 94 87 7 0
5755 That Monet is an oil painting you fool! 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
5756 Uh ... Rodin ran off with the fire alarm. 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
5757 You were supposed to set up in the room with the painting “Guernica” 1.0744 0.02667 121 113 7 1
5758 This is an art show not a art of cooking show give me one well done 1.0741 0.02853 108 101 6 1
5759 Mr. Hockney! Would you please leave? Your theory of art is fouling the gallery. 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
5760 Either a guy is smoking up my museum with his grill, or we've got a Monet hanging up outdoors! 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5761 Do you ever think of people around? You must add something vegetarian to the menu! 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
5762 This is a sophisticated form of entertainment. No tailgating allowed! 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5763 Sir, this is NOT a Wendy’s. (Not should be lowercase and underlined) 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5764 Don't touch that! You know I like mine well-done! 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
5765 That’s a 10 million dollar painting, assholes! 1.0729 0.03391 96 91 3 2
5766 Stop adding Tennessee whiskey to the burgers! The smoke is altering the color of Monet's 'Water Lilies, 1916.' 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5767 When we said an art show, we didn't mean every kind of art, we meant the kind of art on canvases! 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5768 Republicans have made a war against critical thinking. They have an emotional incapacity to understand societal collapse 1.0707 0.02589 99 92 7 0
5769 I told you that it is not that kind of party. 1.0707 0.02589 99 92 7 0
5770 MIDNIGHT IN PARIS: Monsieur Gauguin: "Excuse me! I am wondering what they are cooking in front of my paintings? " 1.0707 0.02961 99 93 5 1
5771 Three rare! 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5772 Gimme three burgers! Don’t give that stupid kid any - I want ALL of them! 1.0700 0.02564 100 93 7 0
5773 I'd like a double bacon burger with cheddar. Extra pickles and onion. Hold the mayo. Can you please deliver it to me when it's finished? I'll be near the Andy Warhol collection. 1.0700 0.02932 100 94 5 1
5774 I’d like a hot dog. No relish! 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
5775 Don’t burn the ceiling! 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5776 xxxxxx 1.0693 0.02540 101 94 7 0
5777 Stop grilling hamburgers in the art museum! 1.0693 0.02904 101 95 5 1
5778 Don't blow a balloon for a cup of coffee 1.0693 0.02540 101 94 7 0
5779 I wish I was taller. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5780 Hey! Mister Jackson, the kid needs to learn but enough expressionism and a little respect for impressionism please. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5781 You got a ticket,you go get some chow down. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5782 No you can't have it here. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5783 Someone's on a diet again? 1.0678 0.02617 118 111 6 1
5784 Pick up the speed, your son isn't your only customer! 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5785 Yes this is performance art baught and paid for 1.0673 0.03135 104 99 3 2
5786 Brian- for the 4th time, don’t forget to tell the customer how Monet they are! 1.0673 0.02822 104 98 5 1
5787 Sir, this is taking "al fresco 1.0667 0.02795 105 99 5 1
5788 Hey, haven't you heard of the six foot rule? 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5789 Give Ernie one because of the abounding beauty we can all enjoy. 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5790 No meat and Monet! 1.0667 0.02446 105 98 7 0
5791 In this gallery we encourage debate over climate change and mental health. 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
5792 Ordering: one cheeseburger - medium rare. Two dogs with everything! 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
5793 I'm not saying you guys are spreading disrespect of Vincent van Gogh. 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
5794 Just a dollar--get you hot dogs HERE! 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
5795 You didn't hear correctly. He said he wants S'Mores, NOT Some More 1.0645 0.02561 93 87 6 0
5796 Smash the patrimony! 1.0645 0.02561 93 87 6 0
5797 He’s just overcompensating for his cocktail wiener 1.0645 0.02561 93 87 6 0
5798 Hey! Don’t you know overcooked burgers can cause cancer? 1.0638 0.02952 94 89 4 1
5799 Monet made this? I thought it said Money, which I'm making here. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5800 Yo, Marni Kotak’s grown failson, I told you to get outta here! 1.0631 0.02318 111 104 7 0
5801 Oh earth you’re too wonderful for anyone to realize you! 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5802 Don't forget the egg yolk on my taretare! 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5803 . No one is wearing a mask. Is picking your nose ok too? 1.0611 0.02363 131 124 6 1
5804 Ponies 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5805 Mark McGowan, can you please cook those black labs outside 1.0603 0.02536 116 110 5 1
5806 Heads up. Let's give the pretend world for a minute. Real food now. Kids and distance teaching Grandmas up first. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5807 You'd do better ingesting the chef'oeuvres inside! 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5808 You’ve ruined a perfectly finished masterpiece! Only 250 exist in the series. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5809 Kid, it’s true. Art is in the eye of the beholder. 1.0600 0.02387 100 94 6 0
5810 Anthony! Make mine medium-rare! 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5811 One picture ready large well-done, beef burger, with ketchup, yellow onion, lettuce, red tomato, salt, pepper, on toasted wheat bun. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5812 I know a good burger when I see it and that's ain't it! 1.0583 0.02319 103 97 6 0
5813 Tom, we all know what veganism is. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5814 Idiot! I said pickled sheep! 1.0577 0.02673 104 99 4 1
5815 are you sure they're vegan? 1.0577 0.02297 104 98 6 0
5816 Free burgers in the impressionist gallery. 1.0577 0.02673 104 99 4 1
5817 hey what are you doing here! no food allowed. get out 1.0571 0.02648 105 100 4 1
5818 I said medium-rare burger, not well done! What kind of restaurant is this?! 1.0568 0.02962 88 84 3 1
5819 Nice try, but you are not allowed to cook in the art museum! 1.0566 0.02255 106 100 6 0
5820 Hey! The heat from your grill is making my oil painting run! This an art gallery not a food court! 1.0562 0.02455 89 84 5 0
5821 AA Bronson! If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times: no more performance art antics in this museum. 1.0562 0.02455 89 84 5 0
5822 Sir! You cannot charge Monet in here! 1.0556 0.02214 108 102 6 0
5823 None bar Baroque in here, thank you! 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
5824 I wish I was taller" @costanzagram 1.0543 0.02376 92 87 5 0
5825 Back the fuck up, we don't want to lose any more penises to that goddamn grill. 1.0541 0.02507 111 106 4 1
5826 No class, no manners, pointing and talking with food in his mouth just Cruz.......n 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5827 I know you ar an artist on what you do, but this isn’t a wework situation! Extra mustard on mine nonetheless 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5828 When you go to an art show but you show off the wrong type of art. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5829 We are selling paintings, get on the pavement. 1.0500 0.01998 120 114 6 0
5830 Medium well, please! Mustard and Onion on the side 1.0494 0.02992 81 78 2 1
5831 For the last time Cookie,the only thing I want rare at this party is my whiskey ! 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
5832 Hey you can't barbecue in here this is an art gallery. These paintings are all made by Adolf Hitler." " I think I got grease on this one what does that mean?" "That's ok that one's just a George W. Bush. 1.0463 0.02420 108 104 3 1
5833 I'd like my Monet with mustard!" 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
5834 No,no,no you silly man! I said sausages first! 1.0455 0.02233 88 84 4 0
5835 Why bother with the taste? He's just gonna put it in a freeport! 1.0455 0.02233 88 84 4 0
5836 Those aardvark burgers are stinkin' up the gallery. Also, my boyfriend left me this morning for a jazz musician. My name is Dave. You single? My Pop loves a dude who can grill. Wanna meet my Pop? He's dead, but I can conjure him. Burp! 'Scuse me!!! 1.0455 0.02233 88 84 4 0
5837 Please do not cook on the artwork, sir 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5838 Hey, you must leave! Hamburgers don't go with water lilies. 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5839 When equality goes to work. 1.0431 0.01894 116 111 5 0
5840 See what you did!! 1.0426 0.02093 94 90 4 0
5841 The rules apply to small men too Kevin, no exceptions! If he refuses to provide a urine sample, it’s our right to refuse him a burger sample! 1.0408 0.02009 98 94 4 0
5842 . - Breakfast at Monet or Gogh? - Visitors, please, one person at a painting. Follow physical distancing rules. 1.0396 0.01950 101 97 4 0
5843 Enough of your modern-day Realism! I prefer classic Impressionism where my senses are not fully assaulted and the work is left open to interpretation! 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
5844 No bed bugs in here! 1.0392 0.02382 102 99 2 1
5845 How many times do I have to tell ya kid!? No eating the art pieces! Those are one of a kind dogs! 1.0381 0.01877 105 101 4 0
5846 MIssed the deadline but for the great JAN 25 Cover: “THE EAGLE HAS LANDED!” 1.0349 0.01990 86 83 3 0
5847 It may sound funny to you, but no hamburger grease on that Matisse, or you'll be selling your wares back in the parking lot. 1.0342 0.01687 117 113 4 0
5848 This is an art gallery. Please stop grilling hamburgers it is ruining the art show. 1.0333 0.01903 90 87 3 0
5849 I am god’s most beautiful mistake. No one ask me questions. 1.0319 0.02369 94 92 1 1
5850 It’s OK sir, the better just increased his bed by $100,000 as you just increase the value of that painting actuall 1.0309 0.01767 97 94 3 0
5851 Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad?...etc. etc. 1.0306 0.01749 98 95 3 0
5852 Gerald, you’re in the impressionists my 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0