Contest #742


Cartoon

742

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “That’s a rare medium. Well done.”
  2. “Fine, but no flash photography.”
  3. “I could’ve made that!”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-01-31T15:38:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-02-21T15:41:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-02-08T15:40:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 15 & 22, 2021
Number of captions 5853
Number of responses 669427
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Sir, this is the Met. The Mets are down the street. 1.8985 0.02319 1113 395 436 282
1 This is the watercolor gallery. We don't allow charcoal here. 1.8940 0.02274 1236 467 433 336
2 That’s not how artist-in-residence works. 1.8789 0.02727 834 315 305 214
3 You are under the wrong impression, sir. 1.8152 0.02353 1169 506 373 290
4 Make mine rare, but not priceless. 1.7943 0.02501 982 423 338 221
5 This is watercolors. Charcoals are the next room over. 1.7140 0.02151 1084 471 452 161
6 I’ll have the Rauschenburger. 1.7119 0.02326 1062 502 364 196
7 Well sir, normally I WOULD call the police, but someone just bought you and your son for $80,000! 1.7080 0.03324 548 269 170 109
8 That's a rare medium. Well done. 1.6958 0.02648 858 428 263 167
9 You could have been clearer when you said you worked in charcoal 1.6765 0.03356 473 227 172 74
10 Fine, but no flash photography. 1.6695 0.02521 947 493 274 180
11 I’ll take mine to Gogh 1.6648 0.04051 358 185 108 65
12 The lily pond outside, you idiot. 1.6646 0.02731 814 429 229 156
13 And here we see the stark contrast between a French Impressionist and an American Concessionist. 1.6400 0.02637 800 418 252 130
14 Sir, these are oils. Charcoal is upstairs. 1.6298 0.02525 705 337 292 76
15 Sir, everything in here is rare. 1.6286 0.02802 630 316 232 82
16 Mr. Warhol has the ketchup in the next gallery. 1.6259 0.02736 687 353 238 96
17 Anybody know where the cows from the Chagall paintings went? 1.6214 0.02840 700 380 205 115
18 When you've finished the burgers, I'll need a couple of Rubens. 1.6165 0.03483 412 212 146 54
19 You’re at the Met, not the Mets. 1.6139 0.02862 575 289 219 67
20 Sir, the event was called Meet at the Met, not Meat at the Met! 1.5810 0.03659 358 192 124 42
21 And in this room you will see an exceptionally talented artist who works only in charcoal. 1.5750 0.02842 560 296 206 58
22 There's a ketchup bottle in the Warhol room. 1.5740 0.02905 561 303 194 64
23 When I asked you to display Weber's best work, I meant Max Weber! 1.5714 0.03594 392 219 122 51
24 This is not what I had in mind when you said charcoal was your preferred medium 1.5664 0.03472 429 244 127 58
25 My five-year-old could have cooked that. 1.5655 0.03275 458 255 147 56
26 I’ll give you ten grand for that napkin with the ketchup stain. 1.5602 0.03258 498 289 139 70
27 I could’ve made that! 1.5466 0.03283 494 294 130 70
28 When I said the museum was full of "starving artists," I didn't mean it literally! 1.5403 0.03724 335 190 109 36
29 Two Jardin-burgers, hold the Manets, and we'd like it to Gogh. 1.5390 0.03735 410 255 89 66
30 ‘You thought we wouldn’t notice the mustard on the Pollock?’ 1.5379 0.03970 290 164 96 30
31 Nice try, but putting aged gouda on a burger doesn’t qualify you as a Dutch master. 1.5354 0.03683 325 182 112 31
32 No hats in the museum! 1.5260 0.03397 384 219 128 37
33 Pardon me but I think you've gotten the wrong impression. 1.5195 0.03770 333 197 99 37
34 When you said you'd be working with charcoal, we assumed Faber, not Weber. 1.5067 0.04634 225 137 62 26
35 No, it was the Mets that hired you! With an 's'! 1.5060 0.03827 332 203 90 39
36 No sir. You are not “an artist working in charcoal.” Shut it down! 1.5000 0.04094 290 179 77 34
37 Finally! Performance art I can swallow. 1.4980 0.04544 255 163 57 35
38 My six-year-old could have grilled those! 1.4970 0.03556 332 195 109 28
39 They reopened indoor dining AND museums, not indoor dining IN museums. 1.4943 0.04111 265 160 79 26
40 Everything in this gallery is rare—no exceptions. 1.4931 0.03792 290 171 95 24
41 "Are you working with charcoal?" 1.4925 0.03903 268 157 90 21
42 If you want a cheeseburger in this museum you’re going to have to buy one in the basement for $22 like everyone else! 1.4921 0.04031 315 201 73 41
43 I said to set up by the water lilies OUTSIDE. 1.4909 0.03813 328 204 87 37
44 This is derivative of your previous work ‘Outside of Costco’ 1.4900 0.04485 249 158 60 31
45 Sir this is The Met not The Mets 1.4859 0.04036 284 176 78 30
46 Sir, you have a permit to sell food at the Mets, not the Met! 1.4831 0.04031 296 187 75 34
47 Sir,you must silence your cell phone. 1.4817 0.04468 218 133 65 20
48 We're featuring artists who work in charcoal. 1.4807 0.03772 285 170 93 22
49 Hey! Charcoals are in the next gallery!" 1.4758 0.03656 248 140 98 10
50 I'll have a haught dog. 1.4755 0.04143 265 166 72 27
51 Yes, that's Monet's garden. But this ain't his patio. 1.4746 0.04389 236 148 64 24
52 Can I get it to Gogh? 1.4739 0.04184 249 154 72 23
53 This is French Impressionism. You need to move to Mid-Century Americana. 1.4737 0.04168 247 152 73 22
54 If you're going to spatter, move over next to the Pollock! 1.4735 0.03789 283 171 90 22
55 Ketchup is only allowed near the Jackson Pollock paintings. 1.4726 0.04628 201 124 59 18
56 No Smoking! 1.4715 0.03801 263 156 90 17
57 Your Burgers to Gogh exhibit needs to close NOW! 1.4713 0.04258 261 167 65 29
58 Pollock says he wants both mustard and ketchup on his. 1.4700 0.04075 283 181 71 31
59 No burgers here, only Reubens. 1.4683 0.04405 252 164 58 30
60 When I told you I wanted you to get me a Weber for the exhibition, I meant the painter! 1.4653 0.04347 245 157 62 26
61 You must charge at least $35 a burger to be considered part of the museum gift store. 1.4648 0.04173 256 162 69 25
62 That better not be the Heinz from the Warhol exhibit! 1.4646 0.04122 254 159 72 23
63 Step back, young man! We do not taste the exhibits. 1.4630 0.04345 270 180 55 35
64 You can pack up the barbeque. I sold one of your paintings. 1.4622 0.04317 225 140 66 19
65 Has the meat been curated? 1.4603 0.04385 239 154 60 25
66 “I don’t care if charcoal is your preferred medium!” 1.4583 0.04208 240 151 68 21
67 When you said your medium was charcoal this is not what I imagined. 1.4580 0.04191 238 149 69 20
68 What part of "no smoking" don't you understand? 1.4576 0.04216 236 148 68 20
69 I don't care if grilling is a lost art. 1.4574 0.04152 223 136 72 15
70 The charcoals are in the other wing. 1.4560 0.03927 250 153 80 17
71 I know that you’re trying to make Monet, but you need to get in your Van and Gogh 1.4558 0.04567 226 148 53 25
72 Saying you're working with charcoal does not make it a work of art 1.4545 0.04190 231 144 69 18
73 You promised me something rare. 1.4537 0.04195 227 141 69 17
74 I said ‘meet’ by the Monet, not ‘meat’ by the Monet! 1.4533 0.04469 214 136 59 19
75 You are supposed to tailgate at the Mets game not at The Met! 1.4522 0.04422 230 149 58 23
76 It can't just be well done, it also has to be rare! 1.4512 0.04404 215 136 61 18
77 A woman who thinks you're an art installation wants to buy you. I just want a burger. 1.4506 0.04251 233 148 65 20
78 Ceci n'est pas un gril! 1.4490 0.04972 196 131 42 23
79 I’ll have two Rubens to Gogh! 1.4489 0.04622 225 150 49 26
80 What do you think this is, MoMA? 1.4481 0.04293 212 132 65 15
81 I have tasted Picasso's burgers and you, sir, are no Picasso. 1.4455 0.04600 202 130 54 18
82 Sir, wrong gallery - Luncheon on the Grass is by Manet, not Monet! 1.4455 0.04378 220 141 60 19
83 Get in your van and Gogh! 1.4451 0.04875 173 110 49 14
84 This is why I don't like parents on field trips! 1.4444 0.04705 189 121 52 16
85 Alright, I just looked it up. Barbequbism ain't a thing. Now get out! 1.4439 0.04603 205 133 53 19
86 Oh my gosh, Helen, you gotta see this! You can practically smell the naturalism! 1.4425 0.04429 226 148 56 22
87 I meant bring in the MAX Weber! 1.4413 0.04575 213 140 52 21
88 I don't care if you say charcoal is your medium - get out! 1.4412 0.04872 204 138 42 24
89 That's fine, but no flash photography! 1.4408 0.04507 211 137 55 19
90 Sir, Sir, grilling privileges are for Benefactor Members only! 1.4397 0.04387 232 153 56 23
91 Speed it up, we have a lot of starving artists here! 1.4389 0.04672 180 114 53 13
92 Those better be artisanal. 1.4387 0.04127 212 131 69 12
93 I need one burnt sienna outside, cadmium red inside. 1.4385 0.04357 187 115 62 10
94 But is it art? 1.4381 0.04438 194 122 59 13
95 I just got offered ten million for the pair of you. 1.4381 0.04730 194 127 49 18
96 I don't come to your restaurant and show you how to paint! 1.4381 0.04471 226 150 53 23
97 You know the rules: Condiments are only allowed near the Pollocks! 1.4379 0.04879 169 108 48 13
98 'Charcoal artist' my eye! 1.4378 0.04665 201 132 50 19
99 I said Gogh. 1.4378 0.04611 201 131 52 18
100 What do you think this is,the Whitney? 1.4375 0.04396 208 133 59 16
101 These donors treat the museum like their own backyard. 1.4372 0.04445 215 140 56 19
102 Stop trying to make Barbecubism happen. It’s not going to happen. 1.4372 0.04589 199 129 53 17
103 There have been some complaints from the starving artists. 1.4369 0.04685 206 137 48 21
104 Remember! Our art is rare,our burgers well done. 1.4365 0.04677 197 129 50 18
105 No hats of any kind are allowed in the museum! 1.4350 0.04988 177 117 43 17
106 I don’t care if it is Dijon, it doesn’t belong on the Monet! 1.4341 0.04597 205 135 51 19
107 Some lunatic just damaged the Jackson Pollock. We need to borrow your squirt bottle of ketchup. 1.4340 0.04487 212 139 54 19
108 I don’t care if you’re the “Picasso” of the grill, you still need to set up outside. 1.4337 0.04937 166 107 46 13
109 You better be Banksy, pal! 1.4337 0.04579 196 127 53 16
110 I'll have the Minimalist burger. Nothing on it, of course. 1.4330 0.04221 224 144 63 17
111 The Warhol room needs the ketchup back!! 1.4326 0.04836 178 116 47 15
112 I normally only collect rare pieces, but I'll settle for medium-well. 1.4320 0.04579 206 136 51 19
113 Let me see your artistic license. 1.4319 0.04471 213 140 54 19
114 A true artist never makes concessions! 1.4312 0.05292 160 107 37 16
115 An American in Paris 1.4312 0.05366 160 108 35 17
116 Your mustard needs more yellow ochre! 1.4310 0.05112 174 117 39 18
117 Two burgers to Gogh. 1.4302 0.05221 172 117 36 19
118 I told you, this room is oils, charcoals are down the hall. 1.4294 0.04786 177 115 48 14
119 You're supposed be in the sculpture garden with the Burghers of Calais. 1.4286 0.04758 182 119 48 15
120 Sir,grilling is only allowed in the Francis Bacon gallery. 1.4278 0.04665 194 128 49 17
121 My burger tasted sadly derivative. 1.4269 0.04901 171 112 45 14
122 If you’re gonna make a mess, do it by the Jackson Pollock exhibit. 1.4254 0.04838 181 120 45 16
123 I expected a grilling from the critics,but this is too much. 1.4253 0.05172 174 119 36 19
124 And stop telling the guests barbecue is America’s one true art form! 1.4253 0.05042 174 117 40 17
125 That's not what I meant by adding something rare to our collection. 1.4251 0.04684 167 106 51 10
126 I like my meat like I like my art, rare and expensive! 1.4251 0.04558 207 138 50 19
127 Hey! Not Here! Performance art is down the hall. 1.4250 0.04563 200 132 51 17
128 Well done! 1.4247 0.04620 186 121 51 14
129 and this is a live art exhibition titled Pre-Covid Summer 1.4241 0.04830 191 129 43 19
130 ...now get out! And stop saying you 'work in charcoal!' 1.4233 0.04689 189 125 48 16
131 I purchased a Max Weber, not a Weber, Max! 1.4223 0.04724 206 141 43 22
132 Your used canvas apron just sold for three million ! 1.4219 0.04456 192 124 55 13
133 And here we have our medium-rare collection 1.4219 0.04332 192 122 59 11
134 Barbeque may be an art form in Kansas City, but you're not in Kansas anymore, sir. 1.4219 0.04517 192 125 53 14
135 Sir, this is the Met. For tailgating, you want the Mets! 1.4214 0.05382 159 109 33 17
136 For those preferring soup, please exit through the Warhol Paviliion. 1.4213 0.04495 197 129 53 15
137 I'll have two to Gogh. 1.4208 0.04635 202 136 47 19
138 That’s not what I meant when I said you could work with charcoals! 1.4208 0.04538 183 118 53 12
139 Your grill has just sold for two-point-five million. The client said it was the most exciting piece of modern art she’s seen in years. Just play along. 1.4205 0.05188 176 122 34 20
140 Sorry sir, but we only allow condiments in the Jackson Pollock wing. 1.4197 0.04499 193 126 53 14
141 For the last time kid, he's a statue. You're not getting any burgers. 1.4192 0.04362 198 128 57 13
142 Setup by the pond meant outside! 1.4190 0.04673 179 117 49 13
143 And over here, we have some very rare charcoal renderings 1.4188 0.04150 191 119 64 8
144 Goya wants a Rubens on Dali Rye 1.4188 0.04825 191 130 42 19
145 No bun for the Minimalist, the Abstract guy wants a mix of all the fixings and the Surrealist can’t imagine what he wants. 1.4185 0.04585 184 120 51 13
146 Joe, when I said you could grill by the pond, I didn’t mean in front of the Monet! 1.4184 0.04623 196 131 48 17
147 Ketchup? How gauche. 1.4181 0.04581 232 163 41 28
148 We are aware the ‘r’ on the ‘gallery’ sign is burnt out. 1.4181 0.04640 177 115 50 12
149 The Lilly pond OUTSIDE 1.4177 0.05096 158 105 40 13
150 Tailgate parties are confined to the Pollock room! 1.4172 0.04985 163 108 42 13
151 Sir, this is an art gallery! We only tolerate a mess if it's by someone famous. 1.4167 0.04849 180 121 43 16
152 I meant “MEET me at the Met.” Damn autocorrect. 1.4158 0.04684 202 138 44 20
153 I see you're teaching the art majors their future profession. 1.4156 0.05269 154 104 36 14
154 You know the rules! Only in front of the Pollocks! 1.4153 0.04853 183 124 42 17
155 And on your left ...summer 2019 remembered 1.4152 0.04890 171 114 43 14
156 We’ve got Bacon in the next room 1.4150 0.04150 200 127 63 10
157 I find it a bit derivative. 1.4150 0.04554 200 134 49 17
158 Minimalism on the mayo, Jackson Pollock with the mustard. 1.4144 0.04763 181 121 45 15
159 Call it modern art all you want, I'm still not paying $12 for a hot dog. 1.4142 0.04785 169 111 46 12
160 When Governor Cuomo reinstated indoor dining, this is not what he had in mind. 1.4140 0.04672 186 124 47 15
161 Two more Rauschen-burgers! 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
162 This is the gallery, not the galley! 1.4138 0.04829 174 116 44 14
163 Sir, the charcoal gallery is on the second floor. 1.4134 0.04461 179 115 54 10
164 The Monet is well done. Your burgers are burnt beyond recognition. 1.4130 0.05072 184 129 34 21
165 In this museum the art is rare and the burgers are well done. 1.4128 0.04797 172 114 45 13
166 Common mistake. This is Fenway Gallery. The park is across the street. 1.4121 0.04479 182 118 53 11
167 This is a watercolor exhibit! No charcoal! 1.4121 0.04931 182 125 39 18
168 No! The ketchup and mustard go on the Pollack! 1.4118 0.04977 170 115 40 15
169 Two more burgers for the "Luncheon on the Grass" group. 1.4114 0.04598 175 114 50 11
170 Yes, cooking is an art, but not all cooks are artists. 1.4114 0.04669 175 115 48 12
171 Show me the sign that says I can’t 1.4110 0.05129 163 111 37 15
172 Sir, you’ll need to check the hat. 1.4107 0.04650 168 109 49 10
173 Oils only in this room! No charcoals! 1.4104 0.04845 173 116 43 14
174 “Your “medium” is not well-done.” 1.4098 0.04722 183 123 45 15
175 If I hear one person say “I prefer Manet-aise” or “I’d like my Monet back” you’re outta here! 1.4098 0.04847 183 125 41 17
176 I want mine to be the rarest thing in here! 1.4086 0.04411 186 121 54 11
177 That had better be Dijon mustard! 1.4083 0.04995 169 115 39 15
178 This isn't what I meant when I said if you got a degree in Art you'd end up flipping burgers! 1.4083 0.04924 169 114 41 14
179 No, I said "we need a LOOKOUT by the Monet!" 1.4080 0.04823 174 117 43 14
180 Damn it Gene, this is an art museum, button that shirt! 1.4078 0.04728 179 120 45 14
181 They need you over at Manet's "Luncheon on the Grass", ASAP! 1.4074 0.05437 162 115 28 19
182 Hold the Manets! 1.4070 0.04931 172 117 40 15
183 Sir, you can’t smoke here! 1.4068 0.04764 177 119 44 14
184 That's not what I meant about dabbling in charcoal. 1.4066 0.04737 182 123 44 15
185 You'll have to move it down the hall past the soup cans. 1.4059 0.04829 170 114 43 13
186 Hey buddy! Quit saying "Show me the Monet" to the youngsters! 1.4057 0.04869 175 119 41 15
187 I like my steaks like my art. Rare. 1.4056 0.04365 180 116 55 9
188 That's precisely why I keep telling you - only in front of the Pollocks! 1.4054 0.04554 185 123 49 13
189 Make mine a masterpiece. Rare. 1.4053 0.04888 190 133 37 20
190 2 with nothing for the couple in the Minimalist wing 1.4051 0.04921 158 105 42 11
191 This gallery is for oils only. Charcoals are in 401 East. 1.4046 0.04553 173 113 50 10
192 You're either a docent or you're not, Steve. No side hustles. 1.4046 0.04839 173 117 42 14
193 I said to grill the students on art, not to grill for students near art. 1.4045 0.04809 178 121 42 15
194 Hey, you! You're in the wrong cartoon! 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
195 One burger medium rare and one that captures the essence of humanity’s struggle to find life’s purpose. 1.4041 0.05548 146 102 29 15
196 Did you miss the "no smoking" sign? 1.4040 0.05076 151 101 39 11
197 Ceci n'est pas un parc 1.4036 0.05196 166 116 33 17
198 Hey, I thought I told you no hats in here! 1.4036 0.04981 166 113 39 14
199 I'm sorry sir, but condiments are only allowed in the Jackson Pollock gallery! 1.4025 0.04815 159 105 44 10
200 A true artist knows when they’re done. 1.4024 0.05023 164 112 38 14
201 Sign says no hats! 1.4023 0.04532 174 114 50 10
202 My five year old could cook that! 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
203 We’ve told you a hundred times, set up beside the Warhol soup cans. 1.4014 0.04696 147 94 47 6
204 Not THAT water lily pond you idiot! 1.4012 0.04957 167 114 39 14
205 Hey, no free burgers! He needs to learn the value of Monet. 1.4012 0.04855 172 117 41 14
206 One Pollock with extra Schmalz, a frozen Magritte and two Rubens - to go! 1.4011 0.04857 182 126 39 17
207 Tailgating for the Monet exhibit is in the parking lot! 1.4011 0.04857 182 126 39 17
208 I said, only in front of the Pollock! 1.4000 0.04771 165 110 44 11
209 Monet was French. Use the Dijon. 1.4000 0.04749 170 114 44 12
210 Ok I will go over this again...I want a realism burger with Warhol ketchup, Picasso pickles, hold the Monetnaise, with cubism letttuce, all on a Vinci bun and I will take it to goegh 1.3989 0.04743 188 130 41 17
211 This is the MET, damn it! Performance art is at the Guggenheim. 1.3988 0.04545 173 114 49 10
212 It was a typo, you knew I meant baroque! 1.3988 0.04558 168 110 49 9
213 Hey! Mustard stains are only allowed in the Jackson Pollack wing! 1.3988 0.04964 163 111 39 13
214 Ed, you idiot. This is the European wing. Take it over to Americana. 1.3988 0.05040 163 112 37 14
215 Excuse me, but picnics are only allowed on Sunday afternoons in the Seurat Gallery! 1.3988 0.04649 163 107 47 9
216 Well, it’s not enough that you work with charcoal too. 1.3987 0.04746 158 104 45 9
217 Derivative! 1.3986 0.05074 143 95 39 9
218 And in this next room, Ladies and Gentlemen, you’ll find Monet’s ‘Man Grills For Boy In Front Of Water Lilies’.” 1.3986 0.04976 143 94 41 8
219 You’ll do better with that in front of “The Last Supper”. 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
220 No, as a matter of fact I haven’t heard about your work with charcoals! 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
221 Hey, no outside food allowed. 1.3977 0.04840 176 121 40 15
222 Just don’t go near the Haystacks. 1.3977 0.04426 171 111 52 8
223 Excuse me sir the American Wing is on the second floor. 1.3977 0.04654 171 114 46 11
224 I meant under the canvas outside. 1.3976 0.04825 166 112 42 12
225 No matter how long I stare at it, I just don't get it. 1.3976 0.04825 166 112 42 12
226 Stop squirting that mustard or we'll move you over to the Jackson Pollock painting! 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
227 No, no, I said the Mets, not the Met. 1.3974 0.05278 156 109 32 15
228 I don't care if it IS Sunday afternoon--Life will not be imitating Art on my watch. 1.3966 0.05079 174 123 33 18
229 Wrong garden. It's on the roof. 1.3964 0.04910 169 116 39 14
230 No sir, this is not The Mets game this is THE MET! Please wrap it up. 1.3963 0.05015 164 113 37 14
231 You're wanted over near Renoir's Luncheon of the Boating Party 1.3962 0.04969 159 108 39 12
232 You know those would sell for a lot more if you were dead. 1.3961 0.04911 154 103 41 10
233 Actually, can I have mine with no onion and small, visible brush strokes? 1.3961 0.04735 154 101 45 8
234 Are you kidding me?! I thought you said it was a Max Weber! 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
235 Sir, your method of working with charcoal is not what the curator had in mind. 1.3949 0.05092 157 108 36 13
236 Yes technically you are in the rare section, but that is beside the point 1.3949 0.04930 157 106 40 11
237 Your burgers are derivative, your hot dogs predictable, and both need a helluva lot more salt. 1.3946 0.05159 147 100 36 11
238 I told ya to set up by the lily pond outside! 1.3938 0.04783 160 107 43 10
239 One of our drawing instructors wants to know if you could spare some charcoal. 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
240 I thought you said SKETCHING with charcoal! 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
241 I’ll have one burger to Gogh. 1.3931 0.05297 145 100 33 12
242 Sir, these are oils. The charcoals are on the 2nd floor! 1.3931 0.05297 145 100 33 12
243 Your work with charcoal is not exactly what I was expecting... 1.3929 0.05038 140 93 39 8
244 Much to John's chagrin, he was banished from the opera, the department stores, and now the museum. 1.3924 0.05450 158 114 26 18
245 If charcoal is your medium you are on the wrong floor 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
246 No, I said to set up by the buffet ... not the Monet! 1.3916 0.05064 143 96 38 9
247 Excuse me sir. Performance Art is on the 4th floor. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
248 I don't care if its French mustard, it doesn't belong on a Monet. 1.3910 0.05110 156 108 35 13
249 When I said you could set up by the pond with water lilies, I meant the one outside. 1.3910 0.04688 156 103 45 8
250 Sir, this is Water Colors, you want Charcoal. 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
251 We don't care if the Times called your grilling a "work of art." Get out! 1.3905 0.04681 169 114 44 11
252 May I remind you sir, this is a fine art gallery. The use of ketchup is not allowed. 1.3901 0.04844 182 128 37 17
253 Your wife and daughter just won the 3-legged race and said to meet them by the Cubists. 1.3896 0.05072 154 106 36 12
254 You were supposed to be in the room with the soup cans. 1.3895 0.04625 172 116 45 11
255 I’ll take one Van-to-Gogh burger, please. 1.3895 0.04625 172 116 45 11
256 No garnishes? Ugh. I guess I'll never understand minimalism. 1.3893 0.04734 149 98 44 7
257 You’re giving this exhibit the wrong impressionism. 1.3889 0.05408 144 101 30 13
258 I am stuck in a cartoon that makes no sense! 1.3889 0.05131 144 98 36 10
259 It’s not THAT type of charcoal exhibit. 1.3889 0.05131 144 98 36 10
260 This is YOUR last supper! 1.3889 0.04895 162 111 39 12
261 Just because you got vaccinated doesn't mean you can do everything inside now! 1.3889 0.04973 162 112 37 13
262 You’re at the wrong Met. You want the Mets 1.3889 0.05131 144 98 36 10
263 No, the crepe stand goes next to the Monet — I told you to set up next to the Burghers of Calais! 1.3885 0.05319 157 112 29 16
264 We heard you were skilled with charcoal, but this isn't what we had in mind. 1.3885 0.05163 157 110 33 14
265 You, sir, are making quite an impression. 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
266 The charcoals exhibit is one floor up. 1.3882 0.04508 170 113 48 9
267 I’m sorry but grilling is a science, not an art. 1.3879 0.04676 165 111 44 10
268 When you said you were an artist with charcoal, this isn't what I had in mind ...but yes, it does smell sublime. 1.3875 0.04936 160 110 38 12
269 Sir, that can only be done "en plein air!" 1.3873 0.05815 142 104 21 17
270 Save some for the starving artists. 1.3873 0.05274 142 98 33 11
271 Sir! Charcoal is on the third floor. This floor is oil-based only! 1.3869 0.05308 137 94 33 10
272 You were supposed to set up in front of the water lilies in our garden. 1.3862 0.05103 145 99 36 10
273 Hey - this gallery is for oils and watercolors. Charcoal belongs next door. 1.3861 0.04728 158 106 43 9
274 Hey buddy, this is the Met not the Mets! 1.3861 0.04812 158 107 41 10
275 I said wrap up your stuff, get in your van, and gogh. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
276 These are the old masters, not grill masters 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
277 You take “Lunch Hour With Monet” too literally. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
278 I said in front of the koi pond. Outside. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
279 "The Curator would like a word, and one wiener with mustard." 1.3851 0.04831 161 110 40 11
280 He's a master of the charcoal medium! 1.3851 0.04584 161 107 46 8
281 Careful, buddy, that painting is rare and well-done. 1.3851 0.04863 174 122 37 15
282 A virtual museum visit means bringing the museum into your home, not your home into the museum. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
283 I suggest you relocate to American Gothic or switch to crepes. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
284 Sir, this is the Modernist Wing. If you want to grill, you'll have to go to the Buffalo Wing. 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
285 Grilling is not an art form! 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
286 You don’t sell Art, you sell the sizzle 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
287 Hey! I told you the Picasso fans wanted both buns on the bottom! 1.3837 0.04832 172 120 38 14
288 Excuse me! Where do you think you are ... the Whitney? 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
289 Move it out here - there's a great starry night. 1.3833 0.04745 180 126 39 15
290 No, no! I told you to set up in front of the Burghers of Calais, not Monet! 1.3828 0.05334 128 87 33 8
291 George, tell your dad it's Sunday in the park, not the Met! 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
292 Using charcoal" doesn't make it art 1.3826 0.04818 149 100 41 8
293 That is not what we meant by "charcoal exhibition"! 1.3826 0.05093 149 103 35 11
294 There’s a fine line between mustard yellow and yellow mustard 1.3824 0.04499 170 114 47 9
295 Didn’t you read the sign?? No kids!! 1.3822 0.05154 157 111 32 14
296 No barbecuing in the French Impressionist Collection! You must relocate to the American Classics Collection. 1.3822 0.04476 157 103 48 6
297 This is impressionist oil paintings, sir! The charcoal exhibit is in the west wing! 1.3819 0.04927 144 97 39 8
298 It's been years since I've seen a work so well done. 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
299 I find this exhibit to be both rare, and well -done 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
300 If one more person adds mustard to the Pollock, you're history. 1.3815 0.04667 173 119 42 12
301 Mr. Pollock insists on the return of his ketchup and mustard immediately! 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
302 Performance art? Not in my museum!! Not ever!! But since you're here...Mine without onions. 1.3813 0.04596 160 107 45 8
303 Your permit is for the Metropolitan Lawn and Garden Supply! 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
304 What is the meaning of this? 1.3810 0.04663 147 97 44 6
305 I told you, ‘Sunday in the Park’ is in the East Gallery. 1.3810 0.04954 147 100 38 9
306 Hey, the guy in the Dali wing says his cheese isn't melted enough. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
307 Sir, charcoal works are allowed only in the drawing galleries. 1.3810 0.04859 147 99 40 8
308 It's not Sunday, that's not a park, and you're not George. 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
309 You said your medium was charcoal! 1.3806 0.04780 155 105 41 9
310 Gentlemen, please remove your hats. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
311 Don't overcook them-- we only accept rare pieces. 1.3803 0.05167 142 98 34 10
312 One more Monet burger, to gogh. 1.3803 0.05718 142 104 22 16
313 Performance art is the next wing over. 1.3800 0.04885 150 102 39 9
314 I didn't mean they were literally starving 1.3800 0.04699 150 100 43 7
315 In 'Boy With Hamburger Bun,' be sure to notice how the composition is placed so elegantly against a backdrop of waterlilies. 1.3800 0.05065 150 104 35 11
316 Banksy put you up to this, didn’t he!? 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
317 It’s a gallery, not a “grillery.” 1.3795 0.04723 166 114 41 11
318 Hey Rembrandt! This is still life, performing art's down the hall! 1.3793 0.04787 174 122 38 14
319 This is not what we meant by returning to indoor dining! 1.3787 0.04885 169 119 36 14
320 I said "We need to M-E-E-T at the gallery, not M-E-A-T at the gallery!" 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
321 I meant near the pond OUTSIDE! 1.3784 0.04737 148 99 42 7
322 We need three more for the characters in Hopper's Nighthawks,thirteen for the folks in Renoir's Boating party and finally twelve for DaVinci's last supper 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
323 Your performance art is cliche and derivative, and your burgers are jejune. 1.3775 0.04949 151 104 37 10
324 I said it's 'The Lunch' and 'Water Lilies', not 'have lunch by the water lilies'. 1.3775 0.04481 151 99 47 5
325 The Burghers of Calais'" in the sculpture court 1.3775 0.04768 151 102 41 8
326 I don't care if you feel like you're in a garden - you're not. 1.3772 0.04622 167 114 43 10
327 One medium well burger please, and make it to gogh 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
328 You two had better be an installation! 1.3766 0.04882 154 106 38 10
329 The American Wing is down the hall. 1.3766 0.04794 154 105 40 9
330 You kidding me? My kid could cook that 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
331 I said "al fresco" not near the frescos! 1.3765 0.04635 162 110 43 9
332 If those aren't rare they don't belong here! 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
333 Sir, Contemporary American art is the the next gallery. 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
334 I'd rather have excellent food - than all the Monet in the world. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
335 Claude...how much Monet for a cheeseburger? 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
336 A Day in the Park” refers to the painting. 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
337 This wing is for rare works. Medium well is down the hall. 1.3758 0.04900 149 102 38 9
338 My kid could grill that! 1.3758 0.05510 149 109 24 16
339 In this room we have the work of Steve, his medium is charcoal; his steaks, medium well. 1.3758 0.04712 149 100 42 7
340 The artist needs the mustard back. 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
341 When you said charcoal I thought you would be displaying your etchings. 1.3750 0.04754 160 110 40 10
342 I said this was a MEET and greet! 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
343 You're making the entirely wrong impression. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
344 This gallery is for rare pieces only. 1.3750 0.04677 168 116 41 11
345 No no... you should only be having the IMPRESSION of a barbecue. 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
346 Who put Giuliani in charge of catering? 1.3750 0.05296 144 102 30 12
347 Ok sir, but no flash photography 1.3750 0.05296 144 102 30 12
348 Don't take one, kid... that's performance art!! 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
349 If you’re gonna fling mustard around, then I’m moving you to the Jackson Pollock gallery. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
350 The burgers go in the pop art wing beneath the soup cans. 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
351 The performance art space is to the LEFT of the atrium! 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
352 The social media campaign said "bring the museum into your home" not "bring your home into the museum." 1.3741 0.04926 139 94 38 7
353 Hey! I just sold your first painting. No more flipping burgers. 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
354 You're making a bad impression - realists are in the next room 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
355 Hurry up! People are tired of looking at pictures. 1.3734 0.04533 158 106 45 7
356 young man! do not eat that hamburger, it is made of paper mache. this is an art exhibit 1.3734 0.04621 158 107 43 8
357 When I said you were an artist with the barbecue, this isn't what I meant. 1.3733 0.04781 150 102 40 8
358 Sir, this gallery is not for oils, not charcoals. 1.3732 0.04958 142 97 37 8
359 I asked you to install the Burghers of Calais! 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
360 I meant next to the Water Lilies outside ! 1.3732 0.04856 142 96 39 7
361 What are you doing? I told you to get the charcoal drawing! 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
362 Hey, kid! He's a wax sculpture! 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
363 Greg thought he had finally found the perfect venue for his artisan burgers. Alas, it was not to be. 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
364 When I said to relish the art, I didn’t mean it literally. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
365 The museum ordered a Bruegel, not a burger. 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
366 I distinctly recall telling you to station next to the Jackson Pollock painting 1.3721 0.05831 129 94 22 13
367 I don’t care who said you made it an art form. You cannot grill in here, Tom. 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
368 I like my burgers the same way I like my art, Rare! 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
369 This is not a performance art show but may I have one before security gets here. 1.3718 0.04657 156 106 42 8
370 There is no realism in the Impressionist Wing! 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
371 That better be French mustard on that Monet! 1.3716 0.04821 148 101 39 8
372 No Sir, We do not have any Grey Poupon. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
373 I said I’d like my burger both rare and well-done, just like this Monet! 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
374 No indoor dining with or without mask 1.3716 0.04862 183 133 32 18
375 Yo, they need the mustard squeeze bottle to touch up the Pollock. 1.3716 0.04800 183 132 34 17
376 This is a non-SMOKING facility, sir! 1.3714 0.05002 140 96 36 8
377 I said, “‘A side of mayonnaise’ not, ‘beside Monet!’” 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
378 Dammit, Banksy! 1.3714 0.05492 140 101 26 13
379 Ceci n’est pas une BBQ! 1.3714 0.05765 140 104 20 16
380 When I said you could set up your grill by the pond, that’s not what I meant! 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
381 I thought I told you to get out! Fran Lebowitz, has spoken, "if you can eat it, it's not art". 1.3712 0.05203 132 91 33 8
382 So, I guess this is why all the charcoal drawings have disappeared 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
383 Vincent, take your van and go. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
384 For the last time Artie, this is the MET. The MoMA is down the street. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
385 Put a lid on the barbeque, Frank. The Mona Lisa has smoke in her eyes, and she can't keep a straight face. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
386 You call that art? My six-year old can grill that with more panache. 1.3706 0.04930 143 98 37 8
387 You’re supposed to be outside by the lily pond. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
388 The barbecue was meant to be set up next to the water lillies -- outside! 1.3704 0.05437 135 96 28 11
389 Sir, you are in Impressionism. Please move all that over to the Realism wing! 1.3704 0.05014 135 92 36 7
390 You have to Gogh 1.3704 0.04945 162 115 34 13
391 Be careful! That grill is on loan from the Louvre. 1.3704 0.04624 162 111 42 9
392 You said I was next! 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
393 „You braise it you buy it!“ 1.3701 0.04414 154 102 47 5
394 I said we need a "stake out" at the museum not a "steak" out! 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
395 Wrong room! Lunch on the Grass is Manet, not Monet! 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
396 Water Grillies 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
397 'What's cooking' is an idiom, not an invitation 1.3696 0.04492 138 90 45 3
398 One raw umber, one burnt umber. 1.3696 0.04833 138 93 39 6
399 My good sir! I think you have confused The Met with the Mets! 1.3696 0.04941 138 94 37 7
400 Two with cheese, one without, and then get the hell out of here! 1.3694 0.04806 157 109 38 10
401 Watch the mustard please- you’re no Pollock. 1.3692 0.05365 130 91 30 9
402 Excuse me, but we still don't allow indoor dining here. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
403 I like the Burghers of Calais, and Munch. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
404 The starving artists are in the Baroque Exhibition. 1.3688 0.04973 141 97 36 8
405 Remember, we like them rare. 1.3684 0.04684 171 120 39 12
406 I said "fresco" not "al fresco". 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
407 Yes, I know cooking is an art, but.... 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
408 I said Mayonnaise not Monet’s you idiot! 1.3684 0.04638 152 103 42 7
409 This is not what I meant by the masters working in charcoal! 1.3681 0.05375 144 104 27 13
410 As I said before, that does not qualify as a charcoal! 1.3681 0.04267 144 93 49 2
411 Marcel Duchamp did it with an urinal and it was cool... 1.3681 0.04903 144 99 37 8
412 I don’t care if your burgers are from Calais, the cook out is in the Rodin sculpture garden... 1.3680 0.05511 125 88 28 9
413 Junior, I told you not to bother the artist while he's working! 1.3677 0.04758 155 107 39 9
414 Tailgating is only permitted in the American Wing! 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
415 What do you think this is, the Guggenheim? 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
416 I didn’t know that charcoal was such a controversial medium. 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
417 Here in gallery 5, proving the French are correct: Americans put ketchup on everything. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
418 Cheese burger for the girl with the pearl earring. 1.3671 0.05263 158 116 26 16
419 If you're going to barbecue stand in front of a Norman Rockwell! 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
420 It smells great but is it art? 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
421 Duchamp already did it. 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
422 You said find an outdoor setting. 1.3664 0.05107 131 90 34 7
423 The barbecue is fine. The indoor dining is the problem. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
424 I don’t care if it’s aged, curated, and rare. You still have to cook it outside. 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
425 Announcing Chef Claude’s Burger Pop-Up in front of the Monet in Gallery 5! 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
426 This room is reserved for medium-rare works only! 1.3660 0.04614 153 104 42 7
427 Sir, for the last time, this is a smoke-free environment! 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
428 This is the Met not a Mets game!" 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
429 What did I already say? Squirting condiments is only allowed near the Jackson Pollack! 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
430 Keep 'em comin', Al, that Monet's not gonna sell itself! 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
431 You think working here is a picnic?! 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
432 There’s no smoking in the gallery! 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
433 Excuse me! No hats in the gallery. 1.3643 0.04988 140 97 35 8
434 Who gave you the impression you could barbecue in here? 1.3643 0.04988 140 97 35 8
435 If you'll please follow me into this next room, you'll see an installation that's particularly well done. 1.3642 0.04650 151 103 41 7
436 No outside food is allowed. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
437 One for the Monet and two to go 1.3636 0.05514 154 116 20 18
438 Hey pal. I told you no cooking in the museum. Now pack up you van and gogh 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
439 No, this isn't what I meant when I said there'll be starving artists here. 1.3636 0.04771 154 107 38 9
440 Starving artist is just an expression! 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
441 For the last time, we do not recognize the art of grilling here! 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
442 If it’s art, I’m enthralled by its recontextualization of the spectacle: if not, I’ll take a medium rare. 1.3629 0.05412 124 87 29 8
443 Sir, all performance art has been moved to the rear patio. 1.3625 0.04649 160 111 40 9
444 You'd have better luck by the Jackson Pollack. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
445 As long as you don't take any pictures with a camera. 1.3623 0.05137 138 97 32 9
446 I said to set up in the galley, not gallery. 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
447 Condiments in the Pollock gallery only! 1.3623 0.04818 138 94 38 6
448 Starving artists eat first! 1.3623 0.05033 138 96 34 8
449 I'm a great admirer of his Kingsford period. 1.3622 0.05083 127 87 34 6
450 The GALLE Y, you Idiot ___ not the GALLERY ! 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
451 This show is for people with taste, not an appetite! 1.3622 0.05083 127 87 34 6
452 One Grilled Rubin ! 1.3617 0.04959 141 98 35 8
453 If your going to splatter, go over to the Jackson Pollock section. 1.3617 0.04856 141 97 37 7
454 Pack it up! Postmodern performance is on the 3rd floor. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
455 Another loose interpretation of Outdoor dining in NYC 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
456 Just because you work with charcoal doesn't mean you can cook in here! 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
457 Squirting of condiments is restricted to our postmodernism gallery. 1.3609 0.04930 133 91 36 6
458 You can stay but the Little League team has to go! 1.3609 0.05266 133 94 30 9
459 I dont’t care that everybody says ‘your burger is a masterpiece’. It still doesn’t belong in a museum. 1.3609 0.05156 133 93 32 8
460 Why here? Because that's where the Monet is. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
461 That's only permitted for Patron Circle Members. 1.3605 0.04821 147 102 37 8
462 We're getting complaints about smoke damage, air quality, and your definition of medium rare. 1.3605 0.04624 147 100 41 6
463 The touch of mayo is genius. 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
464 And down this hallway, the master's lesser-known works in charcoal. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
465 Move to the American Wing! 1.3602 0.04708 161 113 38 10
466 Sir, the charcoals are on the third floor 1.3602 0.04708 161 113 38 10
467 What are you doing here? Your station is in front of "The Burghers of Calais" 1.3600 0.05495 125 89 27 9
468 We'll have 2 Rubens, 1 spicy Picasso. Hold the Bacon. 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
469 I don't care if you call it 'the art of grilling,' you can't do it here. 1.3597 0.04680 139 94 40 5
470 No, a culinary artist doesn't have unlimited artistic license. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
471 Haute. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
472 Performance art is in the other wing. 1.3595 0.04506 153 104 43 6
473 I'll take mine with ketchup and Manets, please. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
474 Why is he saying your display of masculinity and inability to communicate emotions is a toxic representation of our time, dad? 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
475 Sir, that piece is extremely rare! 1.3593 0.04432 167 115 44 8
476 At least move it over to the Pollocks. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
477 Ugh, another bland Rockwell imitation. 1.3592 0.04508 142 95 43 4
478 The "Art in the Park" event is in the FREAKIN' PARK! 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
479 That's not what I meant when I said we needed a Munch! 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
480 Banksy! Step away from the Monet! 1.3588 0.05741 131 97 21 13
481 This area is reserved for French cuisine! 1.3588 0.05091 131 91 33 7
482 I'll have the Fran Lebowitz. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
483 I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to Gogh 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
484 I specifically said no hats! 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
485 That is not the way we use charcoal in here! 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
486 Monet would brush 'em with oil. 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
487 You’re gonna have to move it to the Warhol room. 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
488 I wanted an old master in here, not a grill master! 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
489 Listen bud, you're only here so the gallery stays open as an 'essential business' during lockdown. Now, gimme mine with cheese and a fried egg! 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
490 Sorry, sir, but all our charcoals are on the floor above. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
491 Monet Burger,please! Hold the lillies. 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
492 When you told me you were ‘cooking something up’ for your art installation, I thought you meant figuratively. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
493 For the last time sir, please step away from the impressionists and get back to the realists. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
494 No,, no, no, the lily pond in the courtyard! 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
495 When you asked may we Charcoal, I thought you meant sketching! 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
496 Take your postmodernism and go! 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
497 It’s so real I can smell it. 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
498 Warhol gallery wants the largest one you got. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
499 Make mine rare. And don't go all Jackson Pollocky with the ketchup and mustard. 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
500 I meant by the waterlilies in the courtyard. 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
501 Extra hot sauce for the party under "The Scream." 1.3554 0.05968 121 90 19 12
502 I'm sorry sir, but this is a no smoking area. 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
503 Children under 12 are NOT allowed in the gallery! 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
504 The French and Monet! Not French’s and Mayonnaise!” 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
505 This is Monet! You need to be in front of the Pollock! 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
506 This is not what they meant when they said indoor dining is allowed 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
507 Go easy on the Cezanne-ing! 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
508 You only get a hot dog with a children’s pass! 1.3546 0.04841 141 98 36 7
509 Your plant-based burgers may look and taste like meat, but that doesn’t make you an Impressionist. 1.3543 0.05537 127 92 25 10
510 You NEED to add toppings, the guests are tired of your “minimalist” burgers. 1.3543 0.05187 127 89 31 7
511 Sir, you are looking for The Luncheon on the Grass by MANET. This is Water Lilies by MONET. Common mistake. 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
512 You're supposed to be in the Warhol gallery with the ketchup bottle. Hurry, you've only got 15 minutes. 1.3540 0.04613 161 113 39 9
513 Sir, that kind of charcoal art is not allowed here! 1.3538 0.04743 130 88 38 4
514 This is Impressionism. Charcoal is on the third floor! 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
515 Standing in front of the water lilies painting isn't outdoor dining. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
516 Hey. Are you Art? 1.3533 0.04647 150 104 39 7
517 You may be interested in our collection of charcoals on the next floor. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
518 Careful! Those are extremely rare. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
519 Hey, this is impressionists. Realism's down the hall. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
520 Is that a Francis Bacon burger? 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
521 Pardon me sir, but the exhibit upstairs is complaining that their "Clocks are Melting"!! 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
522 Sir, this is a gallery — not a grillery! 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
523 I said art is a rare medium... not medium rare 1.3526 0.04763 173 126 33 14
524 Didn’t you see the “No Smoker” sign? 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
525 Those burgers better be rarer than our Cézanne. 1.3525 0.04551 139 94 41 4
526 No! That's not what it means to ‘relish’ the painting.” 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
527 An unfortunate instance of autocorrect resulted in museum publicity reading, 'Renaissance, Barbeque, and Modern Art.' 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
528 You couldn’t tailgate at The Met before Covid, either Dale. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
529 Hey Buddy, that better be Dijon. 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
530 American Realism is on the third floor. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
531 He wants his burger with gruyere instead of cheddar. 1.3520 0.04985 125 86 34 5
532 Jim finally found an exhibit that was palatable. 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
533 There's no smoking in here. 1.3517 0.04748 145 101 37 7
534 Hey , I said no hats inside. 1.3517 0.05041 145 104 31 10
535 For the last time, Fred, grilling is not performance art. It's just dinner. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
536 You call that art?! 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
537 I specifically requested Burgher art, not a burger cart! 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
538 Performance art starts in the next hour on the 6th floor. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
539 We'd like you to move to Van Gogh's The Potato Salad Eaters. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
540 I like my burgers medium and my paintings rare. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
541 No, sir, it's squirted mustard. Monet did not have a Yellow Period. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
542 Sorry to inform you, the tailgating for Monet has been moved from "The Waterlilies" to his "Haystack" series today. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
543 Careful! If you get mustard on the Monet, you've bought it! 1.3503 0.04415 157 108 43 6
544 Sir, I'm afraid the smell is reminding the patrons of what they actually enjoy 1.3500 0.05755 120 88 22 10
545 Performance art is on level three. 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
546 We want our art to be accessible but I must draw the line at tailgating! 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
547 Need I remind you that the charcoal gallery is on the third floor? 1.3497 0.04730 163 117 35 11
548 Young man, come here and stop bothering the installationist. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
549 You're making a bad impression. 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
550 Jackson Pollock could squirt ketchup better than that! 1.3496 0.05161 123 86 31 6
551 Our patrons prefer their hamburgers to be as rare as our art. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
552 You said you were donating a "Frankenthaler!", 1.3496 0.05161 123 86 31 6
553 Working with charcoal. 1.3493 0.04620 146 101 39 6
554 That burger better be a masterpiece! 1.3492 0.04823 126 86 36 4
555 (It's funny without a caption) 1.3492 0.05890 126 95 18 13
556 And extra Ketchup for the Pollock! 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
557 Hey pal, get that stuff out of here. Where do you think you're at - the Guggenheim? 1.3490 0.04658 149 104 38 7
558 One for the Monet, Two for the Show, Three with pickles, and Four to go! 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
559 I already told you twice. Next to the Jackson Pollock. 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
560 Two burgers well done and Jackson Pollock them up with ketchup and mustard. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
561 Filet Monet 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
562 Ok, you made your point: grilling burgers IS an art form. 1.3483 0.04379 178 126 42 10
563 No outside food. 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
564 I ordered it with Manets, not Monets. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
565 Performance art is up on three! 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
566 Starving artists are on the fifth floor idiot. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
567 Can I ask for a burger? I like it rare and abstract. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
568 The charcoal exhibit isn't until next month! 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
569 You're supposed to be in the Contemporary American wing. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
570 One Monet, hold the fauve, easy on the abstraction! 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
571 It might be called culinary 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴, but this is way out of line 1.3475 0.04826 141 99 35 7
572 I'll take 1 Monet with cheese and a Van Gogh, hold the ear." 1.3475 0.05160 118 82 31 5
573 Monsieur, are you mad?! There is no Monet in food service! 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
574 Sir, I said you could make charcoal sketches 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
575 I asked for Manets. 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
576 If you're looking for inspiration from the Burghers of Calais, they're in room 9 with the other Rodins 1.3471 0.04798 121 82 36 3
577 Oh come on. The cafeteria isn't THAT bad. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
578 It's the Munch Exhibit, not lunch exhibit! 1.3468 0.04997 124 86 33 5
579 Those had better be artisanal burgers! 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
580 When I told you to take it outside, I didn't mean setting up by the Water Lilies. 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
581 We have no more room for starving artists 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
582 No thanks, barbecue give me Degas. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
583 Who let a Norman Rockwell in here 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
584 Condiments are only allowed in Pop Art 1.3459 0.04779 133 92 36 5
585 Maestro! Two from the bleu cheese period, please! 1.3459 0.04658 133 91 38 4
586 Need one allegorical, one metaphorical, one virtual and one actual with onion, lettuce and tomato. 1.3456 0.05461 136 101 23 12
587 Great idea, except Monet was a vegetarian. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
588 Please take that to the Jackson Pollock room where grease splatter won't be noticed. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
589 Okay, you made your point. I guess charcoal IS more versatile than oil. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
590 This is impressionism, not realism 1.3445 0.04984 119 82 33 4
591 I told you charcoals are in the next room. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
592 This is the Impressionist wing, but you seem to have gotten the wrong impression. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
593 You cook in a galley, not a gallery. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
594 That does not qualify as a lakeside! 1.3444 0.04608 151 106 38 7
595 Charcoals are in Gallery XIII! 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
596 Get out of here! The ‘Burgers of Calais’ is in another wing! 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
597 I warned you last time! No outside food or drinks! 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
598 Hey, no smoking in the galleries! 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
599 I have a surrealist who wants Tofu. 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
600 no smoking in the museum 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
601 Marcia, the Backyard Art exhibit is over here! 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
602 Excuse me. Le Dejeuner sur l’herbe is in the next room. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
603 Sir, the Burghers of Calais should be placed in the sculpture wing. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
604 Damn it Todd, when I said 'your job is at steak' this is not what I meant!" 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
605 Sir, you and that bar-b-q need to Van Gogh. Right now! 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
606 Perfect amount of pink - these burgers are right on the Monet. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
607 And don't you even THINK about putting ketchup on a hot dog! 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
608 Wrong room! Renoir wants you in the room with the boating party! 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
609 Charcoal works are on the second floor! 1.3429 0.04620 140 97 38 5
610 It's the garden at Giverny. At least use Dijon mustard! 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
611 Buddy, I said serve at the METS! 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
612 Indoor dining is not allowed. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
613 I said I wanted it medium not post modern 1.3423 0.04740 149 106 35 8
614 You, a chef? You can't tell the difference between Monets and mayonnaise. 1.3421 0.06209 114 87 15 12
615 Hold on! I bid fifty dollars! 1.3419 0.04880 117 80 34 3
616 I don’t care if “The mustard is French too”! You can’t grill near the Monet! 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
617 Didn"t you see the sign?? Absolutely no hats allowed in the museum! 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
618 I know art when I taste it,and that's not art. 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
619 Ten bucks if you can get one in my mouth!! 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
620 I want my burger rarer than the Monet hanging on the wall. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
621 If you’re going to splatter, go to the Pollock room. 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
622 Look, around here you need to find another way to leave an impression. 1.3415 0.05636 123 91 22 10
623 Daub, don't squirt. That's a Monet, not a Pollock! 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
624 Not in front of the Monet, Over to the Pollock where the grease drippings will go unnoticed ! 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
625 I told them to move the Weir and Grell in here, not the wieners and grill! 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
626 I know indoor dining and public gatherings are allowed again, but this is NOT what they meant 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
627 No smoking in the gallery! 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
628 You have to move down to Renoir's 'Luncheon at the Boating Party' for that! 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
629 I said great masters, not grill masters! 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
630 No, sir! The ART is rare and well-done! 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
631 You seem to be under the impression we're open for indoor dining. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
632 I think the picnic would go better with the Seurat in the other room. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
633 You realize this does not bode well for your starving-artist persona! 1.3409 0.04789 132 92 35 5
634 The artisanal burger, like all fine art, should be rare and devoid of cheese. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
635 I am sorry, charcoals are in another wing. 1.3409 0.04667 132 91 37 4
636 This way, Honey, I found "Sunday In The Park With George" 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
637 Some fans of Warhol have asked if there is any soup left? 1.3406 0.04878 138 98 33 7
638 Hey! I want mine with Monet-aze on the side. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
639 Hey! This is the French Impressionism section. Family barbecues are in American Realism. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
640 This is not what I meant when I said the medium was charcoal! 1.3403 0.05230 144 107 25 12
641 I normally collect rare pieces, but I’ll settle for medium-well. 1.3400 0.04714 150 107 35 8
642 That's a Monet. Webers go in the Cubist Exhibition. 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
643 un hamburger, de plus de moutarde, moins de ketchup, avec français frites! 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
644 At least you could have the decency to grill a pollock" 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
645 I said set up by the buffet, not the Monet! 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
646 Excuse me, but performance art is on the 3rd floor 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
647 ... and a footlong for a gentleman in the cubism parlor. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
648 Hey! The rare works section is in that gallery, not this one. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
649 BBQs belong in Post Modern, not Impressionism. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
650 The contemporary American art wing is down that hall. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
651 Burghers? You'll want the Rodin exhibit. Down the hall, on the left. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
652 Sorry pal, performance art is on the third floor. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
653 I'm sorry, but hot dogs and mustard belong in the Modern Pop Art room. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
654 Now this, this I love. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
655 Sir, I just checked with the curator and he does not know anything about an "Americana installation". 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
656 Not the Monet ! You’ll fit in nicely over by the Rockwell collection. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
657 Son, I said your business would never succeed without my money, not without my Monet! 1.3385 0.05627 130 98 20 12
658 Sir, performance art is on the third floor. 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
659 If you keep burning those patties, I’m sending you to Modern Art! 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
660 Squeeze your mustard and ketchup by the Jackson Pollack. 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
661 Et fromage supplementaire pour moi! 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
662 "Can't you do that beside the Pollock 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
663 We also have soup in the Wharhol gallery. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
664 Finally, barbecue is recognized as an art! 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
665 That better be Grey Poupon! 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
666 I said, “Impressionist Claude Monet” not “impression of Bobby Flay.” 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
667 Do you have any idea how rare that is? 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
668 The boy says he’ll pay serious monet for this burger! 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
669 Who left the condiments under the Jackson Pollock? 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
670 The Renderings in Charcoal exhibit is next month! 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
671 Finally, something well done in this place. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
672 American realism is in the basement. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
673 Who the hell brought all these Monets to my barbeque? 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
674 Now, just hold on a Monet! 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
675 Excuse me sir, but hats aren’t allowed on the gallery floor 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
676 Not more American tourists! 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
677 You read the sign, pal. Gas grills only! 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
678 Well, I don't care if Chicago just "opened up indoor dining." 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
679 And this piece here is interactive 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
680 Okay, fine. But no flash photos! 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
681 We need you at The Last Supper ASAP! 1.3358 0.04611 134 93 37 4
682 This is watercolors—charcoal is down in the South Wing! 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
683 Tailgating is strictly limited to the late 20th Century galleries! 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
684 I told you before, Culinary Art is on the next floor! 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
685 The Warhol exhibit is calling for 6 more burgers, hold the onions. 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
686 In front of the Pollock I said 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
687 This is why we can’t have nice things 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
688 If we told you once, we told you a thousand times, we do not consider this performance art. 1.3357 0.04542 143 100 38 5
689 That burger was a masterpiece! 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
690 You’re not getting your own exhibit, I don’t care what your secret ingredient is. 1.3356 0.04724 149 107 34 8
691 I want the mustard applied impasto and a light spackling of mayo. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
692 I'd like the no. 1 Renoir with fries and a medium diet Monet 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
693 I said to put the grill by the mayonnaise, not by the Monets. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
694 How much Monet for a burger? 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
695 We need to borrow some mustard. The caricaturist in the other room ran out of yellow. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
696 That's a rare medium you're working in. 1.3333 0.05087 114 80 30 4
697 The Monet room is for galettes and fruit bowls only. Burgers belong in Warhol. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
698 No doubt it is a charcoal masterpiece, but will it stand the test of time? 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
699 Is he saying medium rare or get away from there? 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
700 When you said you were getting ready to grill some charcoals I thought you meant you were going to critique the Degas! 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
701 Performance Art is next week 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
702 Just because the exhibit is called 'A Day in the Country …' 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
703 Hurry up, we need some charcoal for a painting. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
704 Mark's live interpretation of Da Vinci's lesser known painting "The Last Lunch" was not well-received. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
705 Sir, I'll have to ask you to move: that's a Monet, not a Pollock. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
706 Hey! Realism's on the second floor! 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
707 Charcoals in the room next door, Sir. 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
708 I'm from the South, there's absolutely an art to barbecue! 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
709 No outsider art! 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
710 Sir, your burgers are making quite an impression! 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
711 Stop! Performance art doesn't start until nine o'clock. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
712 We need two well dones in the Munch exhibition. 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
713 Sir, you need to Van Gogh. 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
714 Not by the Monet! I told you the Warhol. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
715 If you can’t make them rare, we are not interested. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
716 Take that over to Modern Art right this minute! 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
717 I asked for a burger with a side of mayonnaise, not Monet. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
718 Please, only for the benefactors 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
719 I'll have mine with Manets. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
720 Sir, your barbecue is creating the wrong impression. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
721 We didn't mean THAT kind of charcoal! 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
722 I said that you could look all you want in this building 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
723 Surrealism is down the hall! 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
724 Honey, come check out this performance piece! ....a rare medium, and it looks to be very well done. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
725 The people in the Seurat would like theirs by the lake. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
726 Sunday in the Park is in Gallery Three please. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
727 This is not what I meant when I said you could put the Burgher installation here! 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
728 Careful, Mr! You have any idea how rare those are? 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
729 Don't let him touch the rare piece! 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
730 Only fish may be served near Monet’s pond 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
731 The Weber goes in Cubists, not Impressionists! 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
732 That better be Masterpiece barbeque sauce. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
733 Everything is art these days. 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
734 Sir, Performance Art is downstairs. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
735 "Culinary Arts are in the other wing 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
736 I'll have a Matisse medium rare 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
737 You'll need to take that to the American wing. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
738 For the last time, would you please use the cadmium yellow mustard? That primrose stuff is clearly too pale. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
739 The Last Supper...To-go 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
740 I’m afraid you got the wrong impression, pal. 1.3304 0.04976 112 78 31 3
741 When you said you had no Monet and needed to eat, I had no idea... 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
742 This wing is for oil paintings only, charcoals are on the second floor! 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
743 Excuse me, but the starving artist exhibition doesn't open until next week!" 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
744 I'm sorry, another, please. The madam found that last offering a bit brooding and self-absorbed. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
745 Palette, not palate!!! 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
746 My God! Are you a philistine? You’re supposed to set up by the “Luncheon of the Boating Party” 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
747 Make mine with monnaise. 1.3302 0.05315 106 75 27 4
748 Monet, not filet! 1.3302 0.06248 106 81 15 10
749 Hey! Interactive exhibits in the modern galleries only! 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
750 Hey, that's France's Monet. I told you to set up in front of Francis Bacon. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
751 This had better be performance art. 1.3287 0.04524 143 101 37 5
752 It needs a little mustard yellow in the upper left corner. 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
753 The Bacon's upstairs in Modern Art 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
754 Performance art is slotted in the other wing! 1.3282 0.04654 131 92 35 4
755 May we discuss your interpretation of The Burghers of Calais? 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
756 And this is from his most famous "Charcoal Period." 1.3281 0.04849 128 91 32 5
757 Hey! You’re supposed to be next to Luncheon in the Park!” 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
758 Remember, you’re not flipping burgers; you’re creating edible art.” 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
759 Bob, that’s not what I meant when I said your hamburgers were a work of art 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
760 Wow... come look at this one. SO well done!” 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
761 No buns allowed, only baguettes, in the Impressionists galleries. 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
762 It’s an exhibition in the style of Baroque, not barbecue. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
763 Well done Chef! That medium is so rare! 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
764 No, no, no! I said by the lily pond in the back of the art museum. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
765 And the guy at the Rubens collection wants his plump with nothing on it. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
766 You're just in it for the Monet 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
767 It has to be both rare and well-done. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
768 Its Burghers of Calais, in the scultpure wing, and with an H! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
769 Burgers are only to be served in the American paintings gallery! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
770 One Picasso-burger, with too much of everything! 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
771 I knew that was mustard on the Jackson Pollock! 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
772 I don't care if your burger has been called 'a work of art.' 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
773 The Charcoal Paintings are in the next room 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
774 I said set up next to the buffet, not the Monet! 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
775 I told you once before! The American Performing Arts exhibit is on the third floor! 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
776 I'll take mine done abstract. I don't want a trace of representational. 1.3259 0.04563 135 95 36 4
777 Performance art is prohibited in our museum. 1.3258 0.04625 132 93 35 4
778 What's your beef with impressionism? 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
779 No, no, no! Monet's "Water Lilies" should smell like salmon! You should be in front of Picasso's "The Matador!" 1.3254 0.05615 126 96 19 11
780 No, it makes no difference that they're impossible burgers." 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
781 And this is the piece we call ‘Before COVID’ 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
782 I'm going to have to ask you to move your installation to the Conceptual Art Gallery. 1.3253 0.04539 166 122 34 10
783 Luncheon on the Grass is in the other gallery. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
784 I'd like it rare and well done, please. And in any medium. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
785 There's a big, hungry crowd in front of the Jackson Pollack. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
786 Stick to watercolors, your charcoal work is uninspired and pedestrian. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
787 We don't allow cubist steak here. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
788 We are a modern art museum, so don't come back here unless you switch to propane! 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
789 The art of barbecuing is upstairs. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
790 Food is real art. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
791 Well done." "Well done." Well done. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
792 I need one in the Jackson Pollock room with ketchup, mustard, tartar, relish, mayo, steak sauce, and Russian. No pickle. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
793 I'm not telling you again. Sunday in the park with George means Sunday in the park with George, not here! 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
794 No, no! It's wine and cheese with Monet. Hamburgers with Warhol! 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
795 Attention Patrons - with every purchase of 3 million dollars, your choice of free hot dog or burger! 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
796 Yeah, well, my chili’s in the Louvre! 1.3245 0.04362 151 107 39 5
797 Hold on, kid. We need the condiments for another painting. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
798 If you are going to drip and splatter your secret sauce , I suggest you move to the abstract expressionism wing. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
799 A reminder that this museum prohibits the grilling of any foods containing nuts or products processed in factories that contain nuts. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
800 How Manet times do I have to tell you? 1.3243 0.04519 148 106 36 6
801 OK, here’s the order- They want a Nothing Burger with no toppings in the Minimalist Room. The Expressionist is happy with that smell and The Jackson Pollock exhibition asked for more Ketchup, Mayo and Mustard 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
802 One with Monet and Onions! 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
803 It's Monet's garden, not your yard!" 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
804 This gallery is for rare art pieces, not medium-rare ones!!! 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
805 These are impressionists! Realism belongs in the east wing! 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
806 What do you MEAN they can't both be rare and well done!? 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
807 This wing is for rare pieces only! Well done is unacceptable! 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
808 Look, when I told you that the only thing you'll ever be good at is flipping burgers, I didn't mean here! 1.3235 0.04654 136 97 34 5
809 Too abstract! 1.3234 0.04270 167 120 40 7
810 There's been a mistake; the Seurat Picnic is on the 3rd floor. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
811 I doubt that's what Monet meant by "mustard yellow" 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
812 I would like my burger burnt sienna. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
813 You better have enough for the whole gallery! 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
814 the MoMA is down the street 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
815 George, it's Sunday and you should be doing that in the park! 1.3226 0.05557 124 94 20 10
816 Well _my_ performance art is calling the cops -- how about that? 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
817 When I asked you to grill by the water lilies, I meant by the Koi pond outside 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
818 Sorry sir, performance art is on the fifth floor! 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
819 Last call for Monet's Garden Picnic 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
820 Now this, this is art. 1.3220 0.04797 118 83 32 3
821 I said 'well done' my good fellow! 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
822 Ceci n'est pas un hamburger! 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
823 Charcoal is for amateurs. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
824 Sir, even the Burghers of Calais have to stay out in the sculpture garden. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
825 One burger, hold the water lilies. 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
826 Everything here is well done! 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
827 American landscapes are on the fifth floor, dammit! 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
828 Sir, your grilling is leaving a bad impression. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
829 Don’t overcook it, everything in here is meant to be rare. 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
830 The fire marshal's closing your charcoal exhibition. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
831 Unless you're an installation, you'll need to leave. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
832 Um,sorry,this gallery is reserved for Braques. The gallery for brats is next door. 1.3209 0.04690 134 96 33 5
833 Did you cater “Luncheon on the Grass”? 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
834 Sir, Biden won. This isn’t what we’re doing anymore. 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
835 I know you miss having a backyard, but this has to stop! 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
836 The art is both rare and well-done—let’s keep it that way! 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
837 Modern Art is on the 3rd Floor 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
838 I don't care if cooking's an art! 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
839 So THAT'S why we can't find the charcoal sketches! 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
840 Smoking is only allowed in the Pollock room. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
841 "Culinary arts are upstairs. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
842 I BELIEVE THAT BY NOW THE NEW YORKER KNOWS THEY SHOULD BE DRAWING PEOPLE SIX FEET APART. NO JOKE HERE. I JUST THINK THEY’VE BEEN GIVEN SUFFICIENT TIME TO TRANSITION. 1.3200 0.05634 125 96 18 11
843 Sir! Performance Art is Level 2. 1.3200 0.04765 125 89 32 4
844 You need to move that grill to the Buffalo Wing. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
845 Just because the sauce says “masterpiece” it doesn’t make it so! 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
846 Hey Salvador, the Dali’s open! 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
847 We specifically asked for a sandwich artist. 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
848 I’m tired of all you guys referring to yourselves as artisans! 1.3197 0.04975 122 88 29 5
849 I told you we only showcase rare items, not medium well! 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
850 I asked for the burger in plein air, 1.3197 0.04975 122 88 29 5
851 What kind of cheap Monet making scheme is this? 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
852 I’m going to take a selfie with you, then ask you to leave. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
853 I'm beginning to think that you AREN'T one of the installations, after all!! 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
854 I'll have the minimalist , no bun, not ketchup, no onion, no tomato. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
855 The gift shop is out of Monet-onnaise. Head over to Picasso de gallo." 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
856 I told you, only French mustard in the Monet section! 1.3193 0.04764 119 84 32 3
857 If you can’t feed the staff too, then this is the last annual “Grillin’ by the Lillies.” 1.3191 0.04755 141 103 31 7
858 Grilling is not an art. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
859 I'll gladly pay you Monet for a hamburger today. 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
860 Please show a little respect. Monet was a vegan! 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
861 Monsieur! This is not how you raise grilling to a fine art. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
862 Two Burghers in the Dutch Master's Wing 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
863 I don't care who said your burgers were a Masterpiece! 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
864 Hey kid, forget about it, it’s just a new statue in our museum. 1.3185 0.04778 135 98 31 6
865 Art of the Americas is down this hall. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
866 Please, no performance art in the Impressionist Room! 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
867 I can taste the forgery. Those are beyond meat burgers. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
868 I told you - no dogs allowed! 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
869 No Smoking Allowed 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
870 Sir I told you, the Art of Grilling is not a valid submission 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
871 Remember the special Claude Moe-naise sauce is available for sale in the 1st floor Giverny gift shop 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
872 I’ll take one neoclassical with cheese! 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
873 I said, “with mayonnaise. Not Monets!” 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
874 I said BURGHERS are welcome in this museum! 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
875 Do you ever just feel like we were all thrown together for a New Yorker cartoon? . 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
876 Dave, you were to grill the artists, not grill for the artists 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
877 You know there's still no indoor dining, right? 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
878 Honey, the American back-yard restrospective is over here !! 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
879 And here next to his famous Lily Pond painting is the lesser known real life sculpture, the Burgers of Monet. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
880 I hope those aren't plant-based burgers. This is the Realism gallery. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
881 This is the Impressionism section. Dada is upstairs next to the urinal. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
882 I know we said "enjoy the art in your own way" 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
883 Only what’s well-done may be in this exhibit. 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
884 Performance art is in gallery 3. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
885 Take it off now. If it's in our exhibit, it had better be rare. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
886 I don’t care what your job title is, a ‘sandwich artist’ is not the same thing” 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
887 I may not know much about art, but I like it well done 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
888 Careful Cliff, you're burning the umber. 1.3165 0.04571 139 100 34 5
889 That ketchup box was a Warhol piece, not part of your supplies! 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
890 Sir, do you see any other charcoal here in the impressionist wing? 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
891 Sunday in the Park is now open for viewing. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
892 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
893 American performance art is upstairs! 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
894 We begin the tour with works in charcoal. 1.3162 0.04749 136 99 31 6
895 Please do not eat the exhibits, sir 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
896 I just overheard someone ask, “How does he know when they're done?” 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
897 You should be using Djon! 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
898 You should cook that much more than raw umber, but absolutely less than burnt sienna. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
899 You've got the wrong gallery. Performing Art is next door. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
900 Hey, that's Monet's garden – not yours. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
901 They need you over by the Nighthawks. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
902 That better be dijon pal! 1.3153 0.04611 111 77 33 1
903 Excuse me, the only food we allow in here is the soup cans, which are in another exhibit! 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
904 Sir! "Grilling in the gallery" is a perk for Platinum Level museum benefactors ONLY? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
905 Unless you’re commenting on meat’s importance in modern consumerism using a stereotypical American motif, you need to beat it. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
906 This is not what I expected when you said you had a major in American Realism! 1.3150 0.04835 127 92 30 5
907 Monetizing is forbidden outside the gift shop. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
908 And you call yourself a starving artist? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
909 Excuse me, the create-with-charcoal class is being held in the annex. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
910 This is much better than the banana taped to the wall. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
911 May I suggest the American Wing? 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
912 This is French Impressionism. You belong in the American Wing1 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
913 For the last time sir, this is a gallery, not a galley 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
914 Two Dali burgers, hold the Picasso and a side of Warhols 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
915 Ralph - I know you are just trying to make a living but Monet isn't everything 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
916 And on this floor, we feature classic works of American performance art. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
917 Hey pal, ... make sure my kid gets that burger to van Gogh, okay? 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
918 Trustee families – upstairs. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
919 I told you to take it outside. Whaddya think this is, the Whitney? 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
920 Security wants a word with you - or a cheeseburger medium well. 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
921 Two surreal burgers medium, a well-done abstract, and a raw Renaissance 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
922 Grills masters aren’t included in “The Masters” exhibit! 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
923 Yo, Larry---the lady in the gold heels says she'll take the Picasso if we throw in a burger and a brat. 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
924 I'll have a burger ala Renoir 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
925 I said charcoal as a medium, not medium rare 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
926 Hey Buddy, even though you're in the rare art section the burgers still need to be well done! 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
927 For the record - this counts as outside food and drink. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
928 I said . . . you could set up your grill next to the buffet!! 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
929 I need one Edvard Munch Dog, and two Monet Lily Patties! 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
930 I’d like mine with ketchup and Manets. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
931 First tours of the Capitol building, now the seditionists are holding a barbecue! 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
932 Make mine medium--just a little vermilion inside 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
933 Where's your mask? 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
934 That hardly qualifies as culinary art. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
935 I don’t care if it’s Dijon! 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
936 Didn't you see the sign? Grilling only in the American wing! 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
937 That's not what we mean around here by "tasteful" ! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
938 I don't care how many people tell you your cooking is a work of art! 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
939 Sir, you're going to have to move to another gallery. You're giving the wrong impression. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
940 It's our outdoor Monet pond we said you should set up next to! 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
941 You're overcooking those! This is the RARE works wing! 1.3120 0.04740 125 90 31 4
942 I said let’s have burgers with Mayonnaise, not Monets! 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
943 Hey! This is the Impressionism wing. Performance art goes on the third floor. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
944 Please stop acting like we have Monet to burn. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
945 You were supposed to set up in the Edward Hopper wing. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
946 Monet's early works, of course, were rendered in charcoal. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
947 One Pollack burger with everything tossed on it. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
948 I said you could set up concessions for money, not by Monet! 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
949 Someone got ketchup all over the Pollock! But don't worry I think nobody will notice. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
950 I'll take the Monet burger, but hold the water lilies. 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
951 When I said don't quit your day job, that wasn't an invitation 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
952 There's a woman near the Hopper that has a craving for a Whopper." 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
953 ORDER UP ... Two cheeseburgers, extra pickles at the Picasso. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
954 The Dali burgers keep slipping over the edge of the bun. Can you fix that? 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
955 Hey Cooky! The starving artist wants a cheeseburger with everything on it. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
956 I am getting the impression you haven't been to an art museum before. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
957 If you need ketchup, it’s on the wall in the next room. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
958 Oh don't worry, I'm a member. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
959 Yes! Again, you are an "artist" on the grill, now go home Gordon. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
960 This isn’t what I meant when I said to enjoy “The Last Supper”. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
961 Move away from the Monet! You can cook over by the Warhol exhibit, add ketchup and mustard if desired. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
962 I know grilling is an art, but you can't do it here! 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
963 Unless that's 19th Century Parisian ketchup, you need to return to the room with the banana taped to the wall. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
964 Performance art is only permitted next door at the Guggenheim. 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
965 Unless that's surrealist performance art, you're in big trouble! 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
966 Performance art is in the next gallery! 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
967 Take your impression of a reasonably priced lunch up to The Terrace Cafe and get yourself an $20 dollar burger there!" 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
968 Realism is no longer welcome at this museum. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
969 No! No! Not Monet! They’re expecting you at Manet’s Le Déjeuner Sur L'Herbe. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
970 And ... two orders of new-classical burgers with abstract fries and symbolism. 1.3101 0.04772 129 94 30 5
971 Two with everything over at Sunday in the Park! 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
972 The Museum is closing in 20 minutes, so any orders after this batch will have to be curbside pick-up. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
973 They're waiting for you on the Warhol floor. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
974 Could you at least spare us the foul odor of relentless commodification of the spiritual realm? 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
975 They want you over at the Munch. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
976 Dada is on the second floor. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
977 Giverny me extra cheese 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
978 I'll have mine with Monet-onnaise! 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
979 Can I get one of those lightly Cézanned? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
980 The head security guy wants to grill you. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
981 Americana is at the next gallery over! 1.3091 0.04959 110 79 28 3
982 I told you we're going need that ketchup to repair the Jackson Pollock! 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
983 Culinary arts are on the second floor. 1.3089 0.04778 123 89 30 4
984 Just because your steak is impressive doesn't mean it can be labeled as Impressionist! 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
985 This is not what I meant by feast your eyes! 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
986 I don't care if your burger is a masterpiece! Get out! 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
987 Excuse me, Mr. Warhol needs his ketchup back. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
988 Don't go al Jackson Pollock with the mustard! 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
989 You know, grilling is not actually an art! 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
990 Post-modernism is on the second floor! 1.3084 0.04863 107 76 29 2
991 You have rare talent, Monsieur. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
992 NO, NO, NO ... I said in the galley ... not in the gallery! 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
993 I need two Ball Park Frankenthalers pronto! 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
994 The memo said "we allow baroque," not BBQ. 1.3083 0.05650 120 93 17 10
995 I remind you, this area is dedicated to rare works only! 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
996 But this is as close as we can get to the outdoors right now! 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
997 He asked for no Manets! 1.3083 0.04704 120 86 31 3
998 Mr. Pollock, we're out of ketchup, but would Campbell's tomato soup do? We've got plenty in the next gallery 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
999 Culinary performance art is on the second level, east wing - sir! 1.3083 0.04551 133 96 33 4
1000 Where do you think this is: Giverny? 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1001 You can't do this in front of a Monet! Please move to the Warhol Collection on the third floor 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1002 I'll take two to van Gogh. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1003 Sir—grilling is permitted only in front of Monet’s ‘Luncheon on The Grass’! 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1004 I hired you for a Dada performance, not a dad performance. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1005 Monet, Manet, Manger . 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
1006 You call that art? Check out the pizzas in the Rembrandt Gallery. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1007 I'll have two vegan patties on waterlillies, to go. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1008 When I invited the town's "Burgermeister" I had something different in mind...... 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1009 Nobody's supposed to enjoy themselves here. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
1010 You grill real good,Sal.Just not so good that it belongs in a museum! 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
1011 You may be the 'The Grill Master', but it's still not performance art. 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1012 Ceci n'est pas une barbeque! 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1013 I get it that you're not touching the art, but this isn't allowed either. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1014 Sir, one of your paintings sold! 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1015 Picasso wants a cubed steak. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1016 No Grey Poupon, Get out.......Now! 1.3058 0.04671 121 87 31 3
1017 Ok, Dada, it's closing time. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1018 Calling your burgers a 'work of art' doesn't mean you can sell them in here! 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1019 Munch! 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1020 We need two more hot dogs! They’re for the Jackson Pollock room so go nuts with the condiments! 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1021 I don’t care if this is how Jackson Pollack got started, be more careful with the mustard! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1022 Sir, there’s no smoking in the gallery. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1023 While your interpretation is certainly creative, you should have looked up the meaning of "Dada" before setting up your "exhibit"! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1024 I wish I were an Oscar Monet Wiener, that is truly what I wanna be. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1025 I asked for mayonnaise, not Monets! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1026 Classic Americana is Gallery 3A 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1027 Get back in Hyper-realism or get out. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1028 Please do not touch the American Culinary Arts from 1950-1985 exhibit. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1029 Unlike Monet, you’re not making a Great Impression. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1030 Two burgers with cheese for the couple in front of the Modigliani. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
1031 And for your information, a lily pad does NOT constitute an acceptable substitute for lettuce! 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
1032 Charcoals are one floor up, sir 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1033 I'll tell you what my beef is! 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1034 I’ve told you before, not in front of the Monet. Go over by the Pollocks. 1.3047 0.05029 128 96 25 7
1035 You are in the right room, but this is leaving a bad Impression. 1.3047 0.04514 128 92 33 3
1036 I told you guys, the performance art goes outside! 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1037 Nuh-uh! Nooooo way, Monet! 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
1038 Hey Pollock, watch it with the condiments! 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
1039 You’re in the French exhibit—of course you need cheese! 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1040 I said meet at the Louvre, not meat!!! 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1041 Performance Art” or not. Put a mask on 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1042 There has GOT to be a better way to test the fire extinguishers. 1.3040 0.04714 125 91 30 4
1043 It's not a window so it won't open. And no, the kid can't swim after lunch. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1044 I don’t think this is what Hemingway meant by A Moveable Feast. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1045 Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
1046 Less looking at the art, more focus on the burger 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
1047 Grill Artist or not, you were hired to work in the cafeteria 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1048 There better not be an ear in my hamburger!! 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
1049 I’ll take mine medium rare by the “ luncheon on the grass” 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1050 Medium with Swiss Klees, double Bacon, Romaine, two Matos, and a dollop of Manets. To Gogh. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1051 I don't care if you are the van Gogh of the grill - not in the gallery! 1.3034 0.04412 145 106 34 5
1052 . . Two more Van Gogh’s with Gruyere, hold the ear 1.3033 0.04491 122 87 33 2
1053 Can I get one to Vincent Van Gough? 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1054 While Modern is closed, we welcome you to McMoma. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1055 What are you doing here? We are waiting for you at "The Luncheon on the Grass"! 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
1056 How many times do I have to tell you? Condiments are only allowed in the Pollock gallery! 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1057 I want my burger rare just like that Monet” 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1058 Sorry, sir, but you're going to have to take it to MoMa. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
1059 The Meat the Artist exhibit is in the next wing! 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1060 You'll have to move. All the "burgers' are in with the Rodins! 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1061 Those better not be water lilies. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1062 It’s a Monet not a Pollock...stop splashing the mustard around! 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1063 Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, Pepsi, Pepsi, Chips! 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1064 Sir, you need to move outside the rope. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1065 They’re all sitting in front of ‘Le Dejeuner sur l’herbe’. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1066 Hurry up! Picasso makes people hungry. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1067 Ce n’est pas un hot dog. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1068 You two finish up here with your "retro barbeque" installation. I'll be over with the surrealists. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1069 One hansberger with manetaise to gogh! 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1070 Hey, you! No grilling near the Impressionists. Take your burgers and buns to the Realists on the 3rd floor. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1071 Move it buddy, Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe is in the next gallery 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1072 It’s your final warning Banksy! 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1073 Monet’s Water Grillies 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1074 When I said you couldn't tailgate in the Sculpture Garden this isn't what I meant! 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1075 Make mine well done...unlike your paintings! 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1076 Point taken. I will stop asking you to come in on the weekend. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
1077 What's wrong with having having a picnic by the pond? 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
1078 The Americana exhibit ended last week! 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
1079 Be careful, that painting is medium rare! 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
1080 No, no, sir! It's a figure of speech. They are not literally starving. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1081 Hey, if you want ketchup, you're going to have to stand near the Jackson Pollock. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1082 Hey, kid! How many times do I have to tell you to stop harassing the artist while he works! 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1083 For the last time, this isn’t a grillery. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1084 When I said we should install more outsider art, this isn't what I meant. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1085 No, the charcoal gallery is on the next floor. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1086 How many times do I need to tell you that your medium-rare patties are NOT a work of art! 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
1087 You burn it, you bought it! 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
1088 The American Friends of the Louvre have finally gone too far! 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
1089 You simpleton, you were supposed to set up in front of the Manet! 1.3009 0.05881 113 89 14 10
1090 Mister, if this activates the automatic sprinklers you are in big trouble. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1091 Technically we're a restaurant now, so I don't have to wear a mask. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1092 This isn't the MoMA. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1093 I don't care how you arrange the grill lines, it's still not art... 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
1094 Actually, this is burgers of Calais. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
1095 Medium, and with the works!” 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1096 Monet-onaise on a burger is an aberration! 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1097 Only coq-au-vin is allowed in this gallery! 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1098 Don't mind him son, the art world's always had an elitism problem. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
1099 Must I remind you that indoor dining is prohibited in the city. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1100 This is an outrage! Why are you not masked? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1101 Performance art is on the 2nd floor! 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
1102 Charles, meet a starving artist. 1.3000 0.04674 120 87 30 3
1103 You were instructed to set up your little grill station upstairs by the Warhol exhibit; Just look at the impression you're making on this Monet. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1104 These paintings are rare, their medium is oil, and you, sir, are well done here. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1105 I'll have one Monet-burger, with extra lilies. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1106 We need grilled ears of corn by the Van Gogh 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1107 You should be cooking with DEGAS! 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1108 The folks in the abstract expressionist wing would like theirs rare but well done and with the ketchup splattered, not spread. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1109 I said “meet the artist”, not “meat the artist”. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1110 Don't forget the Grey Poupon 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1111 Dine art is next door. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1112 I don’t care if it’s 5 o’clock in Giverny! 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1113 Performance art is on the next step floor, 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1114 He’s not here for well done, Mr. Cecil—He’s here for exquisite. 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
1115 I told you: burgers by the Pollock, French fries by the Monet. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1116 Don’t overcook them. Every piece in this exhibit is a rare-medium. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1117 No cooking in the Monet gallery! Please move to "Dejeuner sur l'herbe" in the Manet gallery. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1118 The burgers were way better at Giverny 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1119 I don’t care if you promised your son a lakeside cookout. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1120 This is NOT what we meant by Family Friendly museum! 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
1121 I said you could grill in the garden—not by the pond 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1122 Bob, I already told you, we can’t reopen if we serve food! 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1123 Barbecuing is not an art. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
1124 Rain or no rain, the Burgers of Calais installation stays in the sculpture garden! 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
1125 I’ve had it with this co-working space. 1.2984 0.05489 124 97 17 10
1126 Performance Art is on third floor ! 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1127 I said “Masterpiece”, not “Master Chef”! 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
1128 This exhibit is not open to a French's Impressionist. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1129 I'm not impressed. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1130 This is the starving artist gallery 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1131 Spritz the sauces haphazardly and I'll let you shift to the Modern Art section 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1132 Sorry sir, grilling is only allowed in the Norman Rockwell exhibit. 1.2982 0.04650 114 82 30 2
1133 This here is an original Oscar Meyer. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1134 Consignments and concessions are NOT synonyms. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1135 You belong in the American Realism wing. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1136 I'm sorry sir, this is Impressionism. Participatory performance art is on the third floor. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1137 Hey! The Warhols are up the hall. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1138 I thought we were going to meat at the met? 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1139 I said, I like my meat like I like my art: rare! 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1140 Before I Gogh, Remembrant to Cezanne mine. I spare no Monet on what I Munch. 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1141 I don’t care if the new food truck guy told you that you belong in a museum! 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
1142 After beer and brats by the Waterlilies we’ll be playing laser tag under The Starry Night. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1143 You're supposed to be on the other side with the bake sale. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1144 Excuse me sir,World's Greatest Dada is upstairs. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1145 Hey, the charcoals are in Gallery 5B!! 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1146 No, no, no! The American wing is over there! 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1147 I thought I told you to keep your business near the Pollocks! 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1148 The Burghers are supposed to be in the Rembrandt room! 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
1149 Your artistic use of mustard is unparalleled, but you can't bring your child to work. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1150 Attention everybody! We're offering outdoor dining in Monet's garden." 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1151 What the hell is this? No masks AND no Vegan food?! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1152 Sir. I must ask you to please refrain from feeding the art critics. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1153 That's it. I've had it with you and your flippin' burgers. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1154 I see you’re under the impression grilling is allowed 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1155 Le dejeuner sur l'herb is in the next room! 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1156 Sir, all charcoal is on Floor 3 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1157 I don't care how good your burgers look, they are NOT art! 1.2963 0.04592 135 100 30 5
1158 I don't care if you are 'like Rembrandt on a grill!' 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1159 Dijon! Not Giverny! 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1160 I should've guessed you'd show up when burgers became artisanal. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1161 Make mine medium-rare with extra onion. Hold the Manets. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1162 I'll have Monet-aise on mine. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1163 I know everything is art nowadays, but come on! 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1164 Sir, this is the French Impressionist wing. You can only serve croissants and wine here. Hamburgers and hot dogs go in the American wing. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1165 No, No! This station is for crepes and champagne! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1166 I have to walk all the way to Post-Impressionism for the mustard? 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
1167 The Seurat is in Gallery 6. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1168 Are those recipes from Giverny? 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1169 Sir, charcoals are in gallery 12! 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1170 You were told to set up next to The Burghers of Calais, not the Monet. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1171 'Performance art' or not - move it outside! 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1172 For the last time, NO SMOKING IN THE MUSEUM! 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1173 I don't care if it is prettiest spot for a picnic in the city; you can't have it here. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
1174 Hurry up! We have a hot game of bocce ball going in front of the Pissarro. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1175 I told you to set up by the Jackson Pollock! 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1176 No No gallery-gating allowed! 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1177 We never have this nuisance with the vegan homeschool dads! 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1178 This is not your lake-front, sir, no matter how much the Monet speaks to you. 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1179 Master your medium, it’s very well done 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1180 Sir, excuse me! Only tartare is allowed in this room. You want the Mid-centry American Room. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
1181 It's last call. The gallery will be closing in fifteen minutes. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1182 No Mr. Monet, I don't believe your uncle Claude would have loved this. 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1183 Conceptual art is on the third floor! 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1184 I said, in front of the Manet, NOT Monet! 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1185 Do you take credit cards because I have no monet. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1186 When I told you great art is both rare and well done it was NOT a veiled challenge! 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1187 Everyone's a critic. 1.2946 0.04684 112 81 29 2
1188 If I give you some Monet can we get some Bacon. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1189 Step away from the grill, sir! 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1190 What gave you the impression you could grill in here? 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1191 Hey! I'll take one with the works. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1192 Live charcoal exhibit just opened in the east wing! 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1193 No food in the museum! Unless it’s overpriced, in which case you may sell it in the cafe.” 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1194 Someone is missing an ear of corn. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1195 Hey, when I said that we should provide something for children to enjoy at the gallery, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1196 My God man, you’re wilting the water lilies. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1197 The art of grilling 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1198 Our flyer explicitly said rare pieces only. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
1199 Hey! Charcoals on Level 3! 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
1200 Sir, Central Park is across the street... 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
1201 If those are the Burgers of Calais, they belong in the Sculpture Gallery! 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
1202 Sir, we do not use catsup in the Louvre! 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1203 One Monet's Garden burger, please. 1.2932 0.04501 133 98 31 4
1204 Hey! What does it take to get a Dali cheese melt around here?! 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1205 I said I want mine medium surreal! 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1206 Yes, grilling the perfect burger IS an art, however.... 1.2931 0.04745 116 85 28 3
1207 Hey Picasso, we need a couple ‘o masterpieces in the donor’s gallery. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1208 Burgers? Take my Monet! 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1209 Listen, buddy, if those are not Crêpes Suzette I'll have to ask you to step away from the Monet immediately. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1210 Folks, please check out our burgers with pastel condiments! 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1211 I don't care what the "reviews" have said -- it's not a work of art! 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1212 If this isn't a meditation on the commodification of nature, can I get a double with American cheese? 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1213 No, 'The Art of the Perfect Burger' does NOT qualify! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1214 Appreciate the thought, sir, but not the best way to get kids interested in Art. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1215 It's a genuine Weber. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1216 Hey - get back to the pop art section. 1.2927 0.04579 123 90 30 3
1217 No, Luncheon on the Grass and Cookout by the Water Lilies are not 'virtually the same thing'" 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1218 I said the cook out is by the Manet, not the Monet! 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1219 I'm sorry! I'm just trying to make some Monet. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1220 I said I was looking for a rare medium, not a medium rare! 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1221 The medium rare art section is down stairs 1.2925 0.04827 106 77 27 2
1222 Don't treat Monet's backyard like your own! 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1223 Burgers will be ready in one Monet! 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1224 Your work in charcoal is unmatched. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1225 Step away from the Monet, and get back to the Rockwell exhibit! 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1226 Not liking sourdough bread or kimchi, Jim tried a new approach to cultured food. It's been met with some resistance. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1227 Are you 6 feet apart? 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1228 Excuse me do you have any grey poupon? 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1229 Sir, do not feed that child. Inspire him to feel full. That is Art! 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
1230 Hey buddy, this isn't the charcoal room. 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
1231 And with one last dash of French’s, Mr.Monet finished his masterpiece. And his painting. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1232 I've told you before, to sell those you must go to "surreal". 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1233 No burgers! We only serve grilled corned beef and swiss cheese on rye during the Rubens exhibit. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
1234 This is a rare piece 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1235 Can I get a Calais Burger, with a large frieze? 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
1236 I’ll have a Claude-dog with Monetnaise! 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
1237 This is sacrilege - Monet was a vegetarian! 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
1238 It baroque-a-que. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1239 When I said 'set up in the garden' I didn't mean Giverny! 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1240 Stop!!! You supposed to be in front of Manet's The Luncheon on the Grass! 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1241 Hey pal, take it to postmodernism. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1242 The ban on indoor dining is still in place! But museums are essential! 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1243 No grilling by the pond 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1244 His Art career was a 'Nothing Burger'--This job I say 'Well Done'. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1245 Not so close!!!! The melting paint will ruin the burgers 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1246 Your Degas burger just sold for 50 grand.Does it include fries? 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1247 Giverny special, water lillies on the side. 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
1248 Sir, the sign clearly states that barbecuing in Monet’s Garden is strictly prohibited! 1.2906 0.04711 117 86 28 3
1249 And there's two ladies in Impressionism who want the Veggie Burgers! 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1250 You can’t smoke that in here! 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
1251 You all are tame compared to the group at the Hieronymus Bosch exhibition. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
1252 You're wanted in the staff room and bring everything with you 1.2900 0.04777 100 72 27 1
1253 We said we’d bring art to regular folks, not regular folks to art. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1254 Two watches for the Surrealist Gallery; make 'em rare and droopy. 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
1255 They say there are no rules in art, so this is my live exhibition. 1.2899 0.04140 138 100 36 2
1256 You're gonna have to pay for the Monet laundering 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1257 Those better be plant based burgers, or you'll have to leave. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1258 Sir, this is not what they meant by “art in the park.” 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1259 No touching, no flash photography and no grilling next to the Monets! How many time do I have to say it?! 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1260 The performance art section is THAT way. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1261 One Van Gogh with cheese. Hold the mayo. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1262 The burgers are well done, but his red and yellow splatter technique is phenomenal! 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1263 What did I say about mustard on the Monet?! 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1264 Sir! I must insist you wear a mask! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1265 Oh look another artwork about consumption. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1266 The OUTSIDE water lilies! 1.2895 0.04616 114 83 29 2
1267 Sir, you are single-handedly destroying the potential of our young starving artists. 1.2895 0.05808 114 91 13 10
1268 Add some ketchup, too. Monet liked lots of color. 1.2895 0.05392 114 87 19 7
1269 No more colorful buns, or Gogh back to your corner Dali. 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1270 Oh great, more pretentious outsider art! 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1271 Watch out! You're getting Pollock on the Monet! 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1272 I told you before there is still a ban on indoor dining! 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1273 Sir, I understand you think your burgers are a work of art but you can’t make them in here 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1274 It’s Taco Tuesday you neophytes! 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1275 Here at MOMA, we do not put mustard on hamburgers! 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1276 I told you: no veggie burgers! 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1277 If this is performance art, I"m all in! 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1278 ‘ Excuse me sir, this space isn’t just for any ‘Master’.’ 1.2893 0.04302 121 87 33 1
1279 Not In Monet’s Backyard!” #nimb 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1280 Sir, grilling is only permitted in the Surrealism wing. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1281 If you’re performance art, I’ll pay $300,000; if you’re not, I’ll have a cheeseburger medium well” 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1282 Last call for the Monet Bus Group! Your gourmet picnic lunch is waiting for you at The Lily Pond. Come 'n get it! 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1283 I don't care if you are a master of the culinary arts. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1284 See, Simmons? I told you “Mayonnaise & Monets Night” would bring in a lower brow patronage.” 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1285 Your "Summer In The Backyard" is a little bit too much realism for me. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1286 What did I just say? Barbecue only in the Jackson Pollock gallery! 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1287 How could this art be so rare, yet so well done? They must be a master of their medium. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1288 This is NOT the outdoor setting we had in mind for you setting up your grill. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1289 Oh my Gogh, I'm afraid I'll need to Edvard Munch that right now! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1290 Don't stain the Monet, Ken! Or we'll send you back over to Medieval. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1291 The cowboy in the Remington wants a T-bone - medium rare. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1292 Put your damn mask on! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1293 Take your performance art to the Whitney! 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1294 Your spatter is adding a new dimension to the Monet. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1295 It’s the impressionist wing, not the chicken wing! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1296 Gimme a performance art burger with the works. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1297 No no no. I wanted to see a fine fresco not to dine al fresco! 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1298 The salad bar is with the Picassos 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1299 And this is where we keep the outsider art 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1300 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1301 Young man, that is a piece of performance art by a well-known realist artist. Do not touch it, or eat from it, and please stand back! 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1302 This is the Met! You couldn’t find heritage, grass-fed, organic? 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1303 The hat doesn’t make it French Impressionism. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1304 Don’t listen to him pops. The mustard makes the painting. Pollock would’ve loved the enhancement. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1305 This is fine art, not fine dining. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
1306 Don’t eat the performance art, Timmy. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
1307 We don't bring champagne flutes to your football games! 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1308 Hey! Fine art is no picnic! 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
1309 If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, Pollock, stop messing with the impressionists! 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1310 Pierre-August would nevair put le ketchup on le boeuf! 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1311 Well, if your burgers are surreal, you need to be upstairs in Gallery 3. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1312 Stephen's Patties on the Grill - Leaving an Impression since 1952 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1313 Callen, I asked you to prepare the Burghers of Calais for viewing. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1314 Sir! Barbecuing is for benefactors only. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1315 Everything here is rare. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1316 No!No!No! The Burgers of Calais were ordered to go!!!!! 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1317 To go . . . 3 with the works . . . on canvas! 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1318 Please show some respect! It’s painted by a Frenchman, so perhaps steak frites might be more appropriate, don’t you think?! 1.2870 0.04413 115 83 31 1
1319 Please sir, this is NOT the Art Institute of Chicago! 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1320 This is a salle a Monet, not a salle a manger. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1321 No, not here! It's Sunday. You're supposed to be in the park with George! 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1322 Well done won't do in this gallery. Here we display only the rarest works of art! 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1323 One please,hold the Manet. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1324 Take a bite and then tell me it’s not art! 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1325 Sir, if you don't mind, I'll have to ask that you move over by the Pollocks. The ketchup and mustard stains will blend right in. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1326 And don't let me find any mustard on the Jackson Pollock! 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1327 Careful before you relish the art! 1.2857 0.04648 112 82 28 2
1328 Hey, we only allow grilling over by Manet's “Bocal de Condiments” 1.2857 0.04811 98 71 26 1
1329 I told you just “oils or water colors”; now get that CHARCOAL outta here! 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1330 Two van Gogh's and a Hockney on a toasted bun. . . 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1331 Our agreement was for ARTISIANAL burgers, not pre-formed patties! Where do you think you are? 1.2857 0.05616 119 95 14 10
1332 #742, your order is ready! 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1333 If you can't be more careful with that mustard, I'm afraid you will have to move to the modern art gallery! 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1334 You can’t cook that here! This is the starving artist exhibit! 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1335 After the pandemic ended many were confused with how to implement the old normal 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1336 Hey, you're supposed to be in the American Wing! 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1337 Hey! Monet's Picnic in another room. These are Water Lilies. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
1338 Luncheon on the Grass” by Monet is in the next room 1.2857 0.04474 133 99 30 4
1339 The guy over in the chiaroscuro gallery says hold the mustard. 1.2857 0.04648 112 82 28 2
1340 Don't put any more on the grill . The exhibition is closing in 15 minutes. 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
1341 You really think Monet was a charcoal man? 1.2857 0.04327 119 86 32 1
1342 Management said to serve those with mayonnaise, not Monets. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1343 No, no! The sculpture garden is the designated spot for The Burgers of Calais. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1344 Sir, this is exactly why we don't allow indoor dining. 1.2857 0.04474 133 99 30 4
1345 Thats not what I meant by Meet and Greet! 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1346 I'm sorry sir, but we have a new president now. You can't sell cheeseburgers in the white House anymore 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1347 I know that’s you, Warhol! 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1348 We're very strict about our Monet Meatless Mondays. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1349 I want one medium-well that interrogates the very idea of grilling as an art. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1350 For the last time, Jim, there’s no such thing as an impressionist hamburger! 1.2846 0.04548 123 91 29 3
1351 You’re not making a good impression! 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1352 No, that is NOT how to make a good impression on the Impressionists! 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1353 I told you. "Cookout" goes in the neo art gallery in the next room." 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1354 The culinary arts exhibit is next week! 1.2846 0.05479 123 98 15 10
1355 That is not considered performance art! 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
1356 It’s fine there, just as long as there’s no flash. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
1357 I'll have the artsy meal with all the picturesque trimmings. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1358 The performance art is on the third floor now. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1359 I said Degas, not charcoal! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1360 I thought we agreed to no barbecuing near the Monet! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1361 NOT what I meant when I said you could set up by the flowers! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1362 This wing is Acryllic- Charcoal is in the next floor. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1363 Condiments are in Pop Art! 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1364 I don't care how good they are. It's not art! 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1365 Jackson Pollock! This is the last time I’m going to tell you that you don’t belong in a museum. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1366 When we invited families to enjoy a picnic lunch at the museum, we meant sandwiches in the sculpture garden. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1367 Are you respecting the vision of the artist? No, I do not think you are respecting the vision of the artist! 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1368 I'll take mine with vermilion color ketchup on a russet toasted bun 1.2844 0.04716 109 80 27 2
1369 That’s it! I said if you got mustard on the Monet you were outta here! 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1370 Do you have any napkins? Somebody Pollocked all over the floor. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1371 “The Art of Barbecue” special exhibit is upstairs! 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1372 I heard this place was full of starving artists! 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1373 Well Done? Get Out! 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
1374 If you wanted to splatter things all over the place meaninglessly, you should have gone to a modern art museum! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1375 Finally found the holy grill everyone is lookin for 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1376 Frank, you forgot your glasses again. You’re not actually IN the garden! 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1377 Bring your performance art back downtown! 1.2836 0.04446 134 100 30 4
1378 Return to the Daddism gallery where you belong! 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
1379 Cheeseburga cheeseburga cheeseburga! 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1380 I don’t care what you say, cooking is not performance art. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1381 For the last time, Roger, flipping burgers is not a form of art! 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
1382 No, this is the Monet section. Are you looking for the Webers? 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1383 I figured there must be a reason the Renaissance wing had a Michelin star. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1384 When I complimented your burgers as works of art last weekend, Jeffrey, this is clearly not at all what I meant. That said, before you pack up and leave, I’ll take one well-done, with cheese. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1385 For the last time: no smoking in the gallery! 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1386 I see it as surreal, non-cubist, temporary, olfactory, a delight to the taste buds. What do you call your installation? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1387 Your set-up location was by the roadway, not the Monet! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1388 I said "CHAGALL" not "Shall GRILL" ! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1389 Hey Buddy. Barbecuing's only allowed in the Bosch gallery. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1390 Anything created with charcoals has been moved to the east wing! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1391 I'm under the impression that you are in the wrong place. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1392 They burgers are good, Arthur. But calling them "Works of Art" in your application is a bit misleading. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1393 Cooking the perfect burger is not an art! 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
1394 This living art installation "Man Grills" would look incredible in my backyard- I will take it! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1395 We’d rather exhibit Monets with Manets, not mayonnaise. 1.2824 0.05115 131 103 19 9
1396 I told you already: barbecuing is not an art form! 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
1397 How many times do I have to tell you? Abstract 3D Americana Displays have been moved to the 3rd floor. 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
1398 I'll have mine like Monet's Water Lilies: Well done. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1399 The museum curator hired us as performance art 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1400 I may have given you the wrong impression regarding our policy on indoor dining 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1401 Before I have you thrown out, I'll take a double cheeseburger with mustard and pickles! 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1402 Excuse me sir. The performance art gallery is on the third floor... 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1403 No, you cannot call it an installation. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1404 What are you doing? Only vegetarian options in the impressionists section. Meat is restricted to post-modern cubism! 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1405 Only French Fries in this gallery. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1406 Out! I don’t care where you got your MFA! 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1407 I don't care that he wants it well done. This is the French wing. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1408 Installation Art is upstairs. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1409 For the last time, sir. This is a BAROQUE exhibit. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1410 I don' t care how rare your steaks are, Art, you are making a terrible impression here. 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
1411 Your art choice is both rare and well done! 1.2816 0.06080 103 83 11 9
1412 No, grilling does not count as performance art. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1413 No, Sir this is an exhibit of renowned artist G. Rilling! 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1414 Whether it's a Manet or a Monet is besides the point! 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1415 I don't care what Banksy paid you, get the hell out of here before you burn that Monet! 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1416 I wanted a rare performance! 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1417 Please sir, You're getting Mayonnaise on the Monets! 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
1418 You’re a little too close to the painting. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1419 Don't cook such foods in the galleries~ You are making a bad Impression. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1420 This is a smoke-free environment. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
1421 Two for the gentlemen in the Manet gallery. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1422 No, no, no! The American Collection is on the third floor! 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1423 Hey, the Performance Art goes in Gallery Eight. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1424 One Banksy burger to go! 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1425 One Royale with cheese. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1426 Flambé was most certainly NOT a French impressionist. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1427 My toddler could cook that! 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1428 It's a BBQAnon Protest! 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1429 Jackson Pollack got his start righ there as the ketchup and mustard man. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1430 No, I said - "master's pictures I relish". 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1431 I told you, you can't do that in the Monet room. You have to set that up by the Rockwell. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1432 That painting wasn't impressionistic before! 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1433 Hey! Where's your mask?! 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1434 Sir, this is very disruptive! You need to move to the twentieth century American gallery immediately. 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1435 I don't care how well done they are, it's not art! 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
1436 I told you to set up by the POLLOCK 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1437 Hey, this is an art museum. No ketchup! 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1438 I know the wait to see the Mona Lisa is long, but this is ridiculous. 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
1439 When I asked for rare, I meant the paintings! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1440 I've told you three times. Performance art is on the third floor. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1441 Folks, “Luncheon on the grass” is in the other room. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1442 No no no... I said to set up the BBQ by the Lily Pond outside. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1443 No! No! Just calling them "Giverny Burgers En Plain Air" does not allow you to grill in the museum! 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1444 Four medium cheeseburgers in Feminist Art, hold the buns. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1445 'As long as my burger is a medium, I'll consider it an art form.' 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1446 I’ll take the one you were planning to duct tape to the wall! 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1447 The entrance sign did not say "embers only hours." 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1448 wear a mask! 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1449 Stop "Jackson Pollocking" the condiments! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1450 I'm afraid your art is a little too well done. 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
1451 I know grilling is an art, but this is the wrong place for it! 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1452 You call it Performance Art. I call it trespassing... now scram! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1453 You are costing me MONET 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1454 My good fellow, one well done hold the mustard, please. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1455 Performance art is in the 4th floor. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1456 I'm going to need to see an Exhibitor's License or a double cheese burger. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
1457 That's not what we meant when we sent out invitations to display culinary artwork in the Gallery this weekend. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1458 It’s dijon mustard only here! 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1459 Excuse me. When I said you’ll be grilling the burgers by the pond garden, I meant the garden outside” 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1460 Hey you can’t do that here! Performance art in gallery B! 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1461 I like mine with Monet-yonnaise. 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
1462 I still don't think it's art, but I'll take two cheeseburgers. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1463 Performance art is upstairs. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1464 The Andy Warhol exhibit is over there. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1465 Not those water lilies! The barbecue is supposed to be next to the ones in the pond outside! 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1466 I mean, they do say art is subjective. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1467 Sir, if you’re going to eat in here, at least do it in front of a Warhol. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1468 "So you think brushing catsup and mustard on those buns makes you an Impressionist?" 1.2773 0.04453 119 88 29 2
1469 No, a burger is NOT a masterpiece! 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
1470 Sir the sign clearly says NO SMOKING in the museum! 1.2773 0.04453 119 88 29 2
1471 I'm having a hard time digesting this one! 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
1472 I don't even know why you are here. My kid could have made burgers like that. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1473 Attention visitors: the museum barbecue will close in 5 minutes 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1474 Please leave. You're making an unpalatable impression. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1475 And here we have the art of fine grilling! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1476 Has anyone seen Benjamin Franklin's "Proto-Type Methode for Flayme-Grilling Hamméd Burgyrs"? It went missing from the Hall of Amer — oh my GOD! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1477 We need ketchup and mustard for a canvas in the modern art room 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1478 May I have your attention: “serving 100% impressionist burgers at Monet’s water lilies” 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1479 Sir! Americana performance work is the next hall over. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1480 Weber Lillies 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1481 Ketchup on a hotdog in front of a Monet?! What has become of this city?! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1482 i’d like mine look medium from a distant but rare upon closer inspection. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1483 I told you, performance art downstairs 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1484 Grill marks are not impressionism 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1485 Stop singing "We're in the Monet!" 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1486 On today's menu is grilling with French impressionist mesquite. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1487 My post impression is that your burgers are dry! 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
1488 Performance art is in Pavilion B. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1489 I said “the museum’s future is at stake - not in steaks” 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1490 I said no mayonnaise, not Manets! 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1491 What do you think you're doing? This is the modern section, you're supposed to be in the contemporary wing! 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1492 OK , as long as you stay six feet away from everyone else and the artwork. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1493 I meant the real water lily pond on the rooftop! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1494 I was told this was a vegetarian exhibit! 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1495 I warned you! Oscar Mayer is our sponsor! 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1496 You can only do that next to a Seurat 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1497 Yeah, I read "Art of the Grill" too. But... Really? 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
1498 I told you the performance art exhibition is not until next week 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1499 Impressionism only, sir! You're going to have to take that to the Guggenheim. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1500 How many times do I have to tell you? That's not a grill it's a Duchamp! 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
1501 Sir, charcoal is down the hall. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1502 Performance Art is in the BASEMENT!!! 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1503 Charcoals are on the 3rd Floor, pal! 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1504 A double with cheese to the post-impressionist wing, pronto! 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1505 Sir! Indoor dining is forbidden until further notice! 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1506 Henri, when I told you to 'get cooking', I meant pick up a paintbrush! 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1507 I know it’s rare piece. That’s exactly why I’m cooking it for another minute. 1.2752 0.05810 109 88 12 9
1508 Performance art is in the upstairs gallery! 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1509 “ No,I said a Reuben is the next gallery, I didn’t order one.” 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1510 I said ‘Louis Grell’. Not ‘Louis, Grill! 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1511 And that is how one can make Monet on the side 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1512 Hey kid, I was here first 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1513 Is it Monet or Manet? I'll have petit dejeuner. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1514 Timmy, they're on to us. Just tell him "it's conceptual." 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1515 ...and second, it's Monet, not Manet. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1516 Absolutely no outsider art allowed. 1.2750 0.04261 120 88 31 1
1517 of course ... there are those who consider his “Burgers of Monet” installation to be a minor work ... 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1518 Hey Michelangelo, how about you serve up one of those masterpieces with tomato, onion and ketchup? 1.2750 0.04422 120 89 29 2
1519 Don't forget the mustard - the Pollock needs an update. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1520 Stop! A good sandwich artist knows Monet would choose dijon over yellow. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
1521 Sir, people come here to roast the paintings, not food 1.2750 0.05418 120 96 15 9
1522 Can't you find a real pond to grill your burgers next to? 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1523 No! Those are MONETS! Wait...Oh...! You said “There’s a problem with the MAYONNAISE!” 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
1524 No no that’s all wrong! You’re to be set up at Dante’s Inferno! 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1525 I said, “only rare served here, no medium-rare!” 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1526 How many times have I told you, "Kids can't eat in here!" 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1527 You might deem bar-b-cueing to be an art, but this gallery does not! 1.2745 0.06098 102 83 10 9
1528 You idiot, I said Reubens and Van Gogh. Not reubens to go. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1529 Sir, this is a VEGAN museum! 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1530 Yes, you loaned us that Monet. But I would remind you this museum has many influential patrons who are ardent vegetarians. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1531 The director said he likes his paintings rare, but his burgers well done! 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1532 I like my burgers like my art: rare. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1533 O.K., pal -- what'd you do with all the damn soup cans? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1534 Hey! This museum takes a hard stand against flippers! 1.2743 0.04575 113 84 27 2
1535 I said add mayo, not Monet! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1536 Do you have any idea how medium-rare these paintings are? 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
1537 You can only use Grey Poupon in the French Impressionism wing! 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1538 Next time cook with Degas if you want more Monet. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1539 No, no, wrong gallery! With the Impressionists it's always escargots. 1.2742 0.05290 124 99 16 9
1540 ‘When I asked for a saucy exhibitions with a lot of of meat, this is not what I meant!!’ 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1541 “Make that two burgers over medium and a Blue Period special” 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1542 I think you're looking for the American Wing." " First floor, 700's. 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1543 Listen! You are not an impressionist just because your burgers make an impression. 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1544 How many times I need to tell you that your submission, The Art of Grilling, was not accepted. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1545 Matisse is well done 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1546 I specifically said this was a meet the artist event, not a meat the artist event! 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1547 Here we have Monet's Water Lilies and there we have Rodin and his Burghers of Calais. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1548 It's NOT ART if you EAT IT! 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1549 We have a potential buyers for the medium rare. Would you be willing to talk to her about your influences? 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1550 Performance art is in Exhibit Hall G! 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1551 Three Monetburgers, No cheese. Please! 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1552 They are the burghers of Calais, they are spelt with an "h", but most of all they are OUTSIDE. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1553 I said burnt umber, not burned hamburger! 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1554 Hey Jackson, watch out with the mustard! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1555 Over here we have the Life Mimics Art Exhibit. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1556 Hello, sir. On behalf of the Museum Board, thank you for your large donation last month. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1557 Plein air" is not sufficient ventilation 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1558 Attention: The live Backyard Americana Exhibit has begun the Main Gallery. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1559 Hey pal, tell that kid he can't eat that in here! 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1560 I said m-e-e-t me by the water lilies. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1561 I prefer my steaks post-impressionist. 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
1562 I meant Anton Burger... 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1563 Can't you read? The sign clearly says 'Pas de Moutarde in the Impressionist Wing.' 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1564 The curator of contemporary art wants to purchase your performance piece. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1565 Well, if it isn’t another self-proclaimed 'grill master!' 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1566 More oil, less charcoal. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
1567 Performance art is on the third floor! And only on Tuesdays!! 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1568 Grilling is strictly prohibited in the French Impressionist Gallery! Please remove yourself and your grill immediately to the Remington Room! 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1569 Please put on your mask, sir 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1570 And stop already with the “performance art” smokescreen! 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
1571 Sir, you've been told before, picnicking near wetlands is not permitted. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
1572 I don't care if it's an art - that is grilling, NOT barbeque! 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1573 I truly must insist upon getting all up in your grill. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1574 What's his beef? 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1575 It’s medium: oil. Not medium rare! 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1576 $15 a burger! That's too much Monet. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1577 Grilling is not art, It’s a hobby. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1578 Is someone in here using flash photography? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1579 Mesdames et Messieurs, ze newest acquisition in our Performance Art Exhibit, Weber's "Grilling at Giverny"! 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1580 It’s derivative. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
1581 This is the French Impressionists gallery sir, American Pop Culture on 3! 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1582 Sir, we all miss indoor eating, but this is a bit much. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1583 Ce n'est pas un barbecue," said the guard who was coincidentally named Magritte. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
1584 And if you guessed Manet, no burger for you! 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1585 For the last time, the Normal Rockwell's are in the next gallery. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1586 Sir, you will need to move your BBQ to the American wing of the museum 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1587 ' burgers are being served. So good Monet can't buy' 1.2712 0.04449 118 88 28 2
1588 Unprecedented times don’t call for more unprecedented times 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1589 I said I wanted mine with mayonnaise, not Monet! 1.2710 0.05874 107 87 11 9
1590 Sir, I hope you are prepared to pay for the most expensive ketchup stain in history. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1591 Because it’s called ‘Water Lillies’ not ‘Backyard Barbecue’” 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1592 My favorite medium is rare. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1593 You’re supposed to be working with acrylic, not charcoal. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1594 Put on a mask man, what are we, animals?! 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1595 I'm telling you again -- not under the MOnet, "Water Lilies", under the MAnet, "Luncheon on the Grass" in the next room. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1596 The debate raged over impressionism and the meatless burger. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1597 When i said, "Cookout by the pond," I wasn't referring to Monet's 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1598 No, I did not say to set up next to his painting! I said to get in your VAN and GO! 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1599 Sir! When I said you could set up by the water,  I meant by the water that's outside of the building. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1600 Indoor Dining is still not allowed! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1601 Just ketchup, hold the Manetaise! 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1602 Hey! Did Banksy put you up to this? 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
1603 No, that’s not Seurat’s “Sunday Afternoon” in the park! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1604 But we thought your presentation was on the Dutch Burghers. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1605 We need two burgers and an ear in the Van Gogh room. 1.2703 0.05716 111 90 12 9
1606 We need you upstairs to work on the Burghers of Calais 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1607 He said no flash; never anything about a flame. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1608 Sir, we have a strict Meatless Monet policy! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1609 That’s a great juxtaposition between Still and Grill Life 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1610 Hey kid! No touching! 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1611 So you’re telling me sales are better in here, The Met, than in Central Park? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1612 Sir, Monet's "Luncheon on the Grass" is in the gallery up ahead. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1613 In here we have Monet’s “Backdrop to a Barbecue “ 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1614 I'll take a Minimalist on Focaccia 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1615 You and sonny boy are WAY OUT TO Lunch! 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1616 I told you to flip the Bruegels! 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1617 Sir,the contemporary barbecue art installation is next door. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1618 I'll take mine medium, with a side of lily pads. 1.2696 0.05568 115 93 13 9
1619 Ketchup? Duh. On the second floor in the Warhol room. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1620 Excuse me! It is well known that Monet did not like mustard. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1621 For the last time Gary, I said Manet. Not Monet. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
1622 Nice hat. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1623 I’ll take mine with some Seurat-kraut! 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1624 That’s not the performance art I had in mind! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1625 That's not what we meant by rare art! 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1626 The guy defacing the Van Gogh wants more ketchup. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1627 This is no way to fund the arts! 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1628 Two Pissaros with Klimt and make it snappy! 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1629 I need two limited edition signed and numbered double mat burgers in the back room, pronto! And hold the gouache! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1630 I said the painting was rare,not the burgers! 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1631 Sir,please! Performance art is allowed ONLY in Gallery No. 2,down one level. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1632 SIR THIS IS WATER LILIES, NOT WATER GRILLIES. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1633 I like his work- it’s very WELL DONE! 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1634 I told you to feed only the donor class! 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1635 Not THOSE paddies! 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1636 The barbecurator would like a word. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1637 Just when Bob thought he had finally found a way to get paid for his performance art, the art establishment reared its angry head. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1638 If you are going to be careless with your sauce squirting stand in front of an Abstract painting please. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1639 There’s no charcoal in the water color exhibit! 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
1640 When I asked you to barbecue in the garden I didn't mean it metaphorically 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1641 Sorry, no indoor dining! 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1642 It's not summer, yet, Sir. That's a painting, not a window. 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
1643 Hey! Only French cooking in front of the Monet! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1644 Um... Conceptual art is in west wing. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1645 Tommy, get one for me. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1646 Two medium rare – with a Jackson Pollock smattering of ketchup and mustard! 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1647 No Dijon on the Monet!” 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1648 This will be your last supper. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1649 Water Lilies" may indeed stimulate your creative genius, but you, sir, are no Claude Monet 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1650 Hey buddy, you get mayo on the Monet and your bought it! 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1651 Al Roker's review " Come for BBQ Sauce, stay for the Art" 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1652 A well-done centre pairs well with a woody wine and a Watteau, and a pink centre pairs well with a Pinot and a Pissarro. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1653 You're supposed to be in the Francis Bacon wing! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1654 Ladies and gentlemen, in this room we have the muse for "American Backyard Gothic in Charcoal. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1655 We've recently added a few rare pieces to our collection, and a few well-done ones as well... 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1656 Excuse me sir, Sunday in the Park with George is in the gallery down the hall. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1657 Your Art Grillery idea just set off the sprinklers! 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
1658 We agreed you'll do a peer review, not a barbecue 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1659 Non! Non! The Americana Exhibit is that way! 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1660 Stop! I’ve got 35 on the telephone for that burger! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1661 Quick! They need three cheeseburgers at the Moulin de la Galette! 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1662 Barbeque sur l'herbe" is considered one of Manet's lesser works 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1663 They may call you a great culinary artist now, but I remember when you were just a schlub selling red hots at 72nd and Broadway. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1664 Well, that may be how they do it at the Musee d'Orsay, but we don't allow dejeuners sur l'herbe here in the Monet Room. 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
1665 This is the last supper you'll be making here Jim 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1666 Bob found himself inspired by Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe, but decided Water Lilies would make a more appropriate setting for a picnic. 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
1667 Grill en plein air, Sir! 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1668 Please refrain from touching the rare pieces! 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1669 Sir, the Norman Rockwell exhibit is in Gallery B 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1670 Sir, the “American Suburbia” exhibit opens next week! 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1671 How many times have I told you to set up in realism, otherwise this makes no sense! 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1672 It's only a masterpiece if you can flip the burger into my mouth from over there. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1673 Sign says Gallery, not Galley. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1674 One Georgian OKeeffe, one Guernica with a splash of Dali." 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1675 Wrong charcoals! 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1676 We already have a Jackson Pollock upstairs. 1.2667 0.04386 120 90 28 2
1677 I thought I told you, I prefer burgers with Manets! 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1678 How many times do we have to tell you--you can't tailgate the reopening of the Louvre like this 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1679 Big order. One for the Monet, two for the show, three to get ready, and four To Go! 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1680 Relish on the Rembrandt was one thing, but mustard on the Monet is too far! 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1681 Hey, kid, for the third time, it’s part of the exhibition. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1682 Hey ! No smoking ! 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1683 No, sir, I do not consider BBQ socially conscious performance art! 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1684 This doesn't actually violate a single museum policy as long as we don't eat the hamburgers. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1685 Here’s an impression for you. You’re fired. 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
1686 Cooking is not an art 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
1687 Dejeuner sur l'herbe" is on the second floor 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1688 No, I said grill masters set up on 4th floor! 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
1689 Sunday in the Park with George....Foreman. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1690 Your hamburgers are NOT works of art, sir. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1691 You Idiot! I said, 'Prepare for the guild burghers'! 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1692 Stop! This is the Still Life section 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1693 No ‘outsider’ art allowed. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1694 Hey! Didn't you see the no smoking signs? 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1695 Don't worry son, he can try to gatekeep our tailgating all he wants. If MOMA says it's art, then it's art. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1696 He's calling it "Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe" 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1697 I said Monet not Manger. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1698 No, no, dejeuner sur l"herbe is in here. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1699 Monet desire un hamburger et deux hotdogs s’il vous plait. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1700 Now here's a guy who gets it! 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1701 ‘This was not made for your zoom background’ 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1702 They said indoor dining could resume. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1703 And on to our feature exhibit, (medium) Rare Works of Art for the Masses. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1704 Sir, you Manet grill beside Monet. Please Van Gogh. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1705 I told you to set up by the Manet not the Monet. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1706 Love and art is but a shadow, when a man is starving! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1707 Hey! This is the Berger Gallery. With an E! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1708 Now you've overdone it...that was my rarest piece! 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1709 Hey, this is no place for fun! 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1710 When the governor remarked that we're now free to enjoy barbecuing he meant outdoors by your own pool. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1711 Sir you can find Bacon down the hall with the other surrealists 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1712 Jerry, you're too impressionable! 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1713 The condiments are located adjacent to the Pollock paintings… 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1714 Now ladies and gentlemen, our newest. It is called "the starving artist." 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1715 I don't care how many awards you have, the performance art gallery is upstairs. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1716 George wants a dozen burgers for his Sunday picnic in the park. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1717 One Burger and three orders of frog's legs. 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
1718 But they said we can go out in public again 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1719 Stay three feet away from the art, please. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1720 For the last time...your burgers aren’t masterpieces! 1.2645 0.05600 121 100 10 11
1721 Ah yes the art of grilling! 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1722 You wouldn't do that in front of a Jackson Pollock, would you? 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1723 No, I said you could _chill_ by the _Manet_! 1.2645 0.05476 121 99 12 10
1724 Wait a Monet! You can't BBQ in here! 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1725 I'm deducting $50 million from your pay. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1726 ok over here we got a type of guy— he goes with the flow, and doesn’t expect much from life. he loves high-end coolers. you see this guy everywhere, but don’t think much of it. and the artist is forcing you to look, and see how fucken terrible it is. 1.2642 0.05889 106 87 10 9
1727 When I said 'Well done', I meant the picture, not my burger. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1728 Dad stuff is not Dada! 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1729 I don't care that people call your burgers "works of art"! 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1730 You better not have brought that here in a backpack. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1731 Please do not feed the starving artists! 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1732 You sir are no Pollock. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1733 Monet was a vegetarian. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1734 Excuse me! The theme is 'Art will feed you' 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1735 I told you, David Hockney's party is outside by the swimming pool. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
1736 I said, "in front of the Manet not the Monet" 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1737 Are you crazy?!? You can't do that here! The Warhol room is that way. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1738 Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1739 You' can't be here, Bob. It's Sunday afternoon—we need you in front of the Seurat in Gallery 3. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1740 The 6:30 presentation of "This is not a Hamburger" is now commencing. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1741 We have an order of five Jackson Pollock patty burgers and two Leonardo Da Vinci hotdogs and make it quick! 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1742 Don't dump that sauce on! You must use small, flirtatous brush strokes in front of the Monet. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1743 I said, “Don’t go by the Monets,” not “Don’t go buy the mayonnaise.” 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1744 The performance art exhibition is down the hall! 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1745 I told you not to feed Toulouse-Lautrec! 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1746 I don't care if your burgers invoke inner feelings, get outta here! 1.2636 0.04336 129 98 28 3
1747 Burgers with ketchup and Monets. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1748 Two more Monets and one Renoir, medium well, easy Mayo! 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1749 I would like my burger medium rare please . . . with some Manets! 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1750 I'll have the Impressionist Burger please! Medium rare 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1751 Fine, you may be a "figure with meat" but you Sir are no Francis Bacon. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1752 It was supposed to be a Max Weber! 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1753 This is not what I had in mind when I said performance art! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1754 I said the American Wing, Larry! 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1755 I want my burger rare, like the Mona Lisa. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1756 You think this isn't art? Wait 'til you taste 'em! 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1757 3 burgers,hold the Picasso 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1758 Bob, I said I wanted a“chiaroscuro” exhibit, not “churrasco”! 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1759 I told you not to use charcoal by the Monet; it browns the flowers! 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1760 Hey! Hold the Monet-aze on mine. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1761 I said mustard and Manet,not Monet! 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1762 Performance art is on the mezzanine! 1.2623 0.04324 122 92 28 2
1763 Some kid just added to Monet's art with ketchup 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1764 Wrong floor, sir! Conceptual consumption is on the second. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1765 I’m glad you’re “really feeling” the Monet, sir, but we’re not *literally* en plein air. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1766 It doesn't qualify even if it's also rare and well done 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1767 Regulation 16.3a "No Installation Art shall activate the gallery's alarm systems." 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1768 Stick with tableau — or we’ll have to move you to the east wing for live action role play. 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
1769 You better Gogh now 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1770 The critic says 'Well done.' 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1771 And you know what really burns me... 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1772 Outdoor” dining ny 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1773 A day with dad at museum" is not today 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1774 I SAID BY THE WATER FOUNTAIN, NOT THE "WATER LILIES"! 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1775 You know you're only supposed to do that by American Gothic. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1776 I said we needed more Salvador Dalí, not Salvador's Deli! 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1777 That's not how we use charcoal in here! 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
1778 I don't care if you're 'The Grill Master', it's still not performance art. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1779 That goes in the American wing. This is a wine and cheese area. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1780 Hey, I told you to set up down by ‘Joseph and the Mustard Seed.’ 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1781 The museum has a strict policy of allowing outings only in the Seurat Room! 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1782 Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Cheeseburger 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1783 It's only 'Performance Art' if you're listed in the catalogue! 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1784 ‘I said this was a Monet exhibition, not gourmet!’ 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1785 Can’t you just use a green screen? 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1786 Hey, Michelangelo, take it outside! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1787 A rare one for the collector please! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1788 For the last time kid- it's an art instillation. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1789 Sir, the realism exhibit is actually on the third floor. 1.2613 0.05536 111 90 13 8
1790 One rare cubist and one surreal sirloin. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1791 Travesty! Monet never ate outdoors! 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1792 I know it's Bring Your Child to Work; I know it's lunchtime; I know kids can be finicky eaters, but still.. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1793 Hey! Here they are going to have to be both rare and well done. 1.2613 0.05682 111 91 11 9
1794 You one of those Not in My Backyard people? 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1795 Le Dejeuner Sur L'Herbe" is in Gallery 7 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1796 American Hamburgers do not belong in the French Impressionist section of the museum. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1797 Culinary Arts are down the street. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1798 What happened to our regular caterer? 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1799 Wrong venue. Tailgate art's in the exhibition hall. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1800 And remember, no dogs allowed. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1801 I asked for the triptych, not a tri-tip! 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1802 What gave you the impression that it was ok to do that! 1.2609 0.04468 115 87 26 2
1803 I agree that great barbecuing is an art, but it belongs in our outdoor exhibition area. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1804 We need three medium rare in Neoclassical. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1805 Jones,the budget included catering m-o-n-e-y,not catering the Monet! 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1806 Excuse me sir , grilling must be done in the performance art pavilion 1.2609 0.04294 115 86 28 1
1807 I’m sorry but this is one cultural occasion that frowns upon tailgating! 1.2609 0.04468 115 87 26 2
1808 When I said 'Near the Waterlilies', I meant outside, not inside you blithering idiot! 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1809 In this respected establishment, medium-rare isn't rare enough! 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1810 You're going to have to leave if you continue to have fun. 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
1811 Sir- the Andy Warhol exhibit is on the sixth floor 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1812 Two hotdogs for American Contemporary, one burger with everything for Impressionism, and the Medieval Wing wants to know if you have any suckling pig. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1813 Actually, the stairs were the biggest challenge to getting my work into a museum. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1814 I said pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1815 Where'd you say you got your MFA? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1816 You tell that kid,no painting,no burger! 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1817 They want another burger up at Hockney's swimming pool! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1818 Food is not art in here, Buddy! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1819 I'll take mine medium rare, with Monnaise on the side 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1820 Security! He's back again! 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1821 Sir, please stay behind the line. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1822 Hey, the Seurat party is upstairs! 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1823 Thanks to the smoke from your grill, Mona Lisa has a five o'clock shadow! 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1824 Sir. This is New York. We do NOT put mayonnaise on hot dogs. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1825 The room for performance art is upstairs. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1826 Performance Art is confined to the auditorium. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1827 American conceptual art is on the next floor up! 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1828 This is a Vegan museum! Get out! 1.2596 0.04531 104 78 25 1
1829 Common mistake, sir, but this is a Monet! Manet's ''Luncheon on the grass'' in over in the next room. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1830 If Monet WANTED a smear of gulden yellow on his painting, he would have PAINTED a smear of gulden yellow!! 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1831 I don't care how surreal those burgers taste! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1832 Hey chef, we said you can look in this gallery, not cook. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1833 Damn it Joe- this is not what I meant when I said "Meet in front of the Monet." 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1834 You know the rules... outdoor dining only! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1835 Culinary arts are across the hall! 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
1836 I don’t give a damn if it is a family gathering—no flash photography! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1837 I told you, this is The Met. M-E -T. There’s no ‘S’ 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1838 Boy, I wish I didn't have to call the police on him because those burgers look pretty darn good. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1839 Mr. Trump's limo is here. He said you can let the kid eat the leftovers. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1840 Condiment drip technique was post 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1841 No, Phil! You can't just call it "Pop Art" 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1842 I just don’t think charcoal is the best medium for Impressionism 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1843 I said mustard on my coney, not on my Monet 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1844 Condiments are in Post-Impressionism 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1845 I've got an order for a burger to go with the Bacon. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1846 Excuse me sir,The Art of the BBQ exhibit is on Level 3 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1847 New docent, eh? It's "burnt umber," dummy. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1848 Monet always used Dijon mustard 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1849 See kid, I told you my burgers were works of art. 1.2589 0.05492 112 91 13 8
1850 I don’t have any Monet, but do you guys take Venmo? 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1851 I said 'by the MANET'... and I'm beginning to think you lied about training at Le Cordon Bleu! 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1852 Sunday in the Park with Al Giddens and his son Bryant. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1853 Make mine mixed medium! 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1854 Remember - art is rare and burgers are well done. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1855 It's not art if you burn it! 1.2583 0.05358 120 98 13 9
1856 I thought the invitation said Dubuffet! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1857 Two Monet burgers and a Van Gogh to go! 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1858 I said move in our Bergerac, not a Burger-Rack." 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1859 Two Poblano Picasso burgers, and Le Dejenuer sur l'herbe on the side. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1860 You may think your sauce is a work of art but that is no excuse! 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1861 The grill is your canvas, the spatula is your brush, the condiments are your palette, now create me a MASTERPIECE! Hold the cheese. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1862 Monet would never use charcoal! 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1863 I've told you a thousand times, not in the Impressionist wing! Get back to Modern Art where you belong! 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1864 The Benefactors are in the other room” 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1865 Hurry up! The Renoir fans are getting impatient!! 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1866 We have a strict dress code here, sir! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1867 I said next to the pond not the water lilies. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1868 That's only allowed in the realists wing! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1869 The Jackson Pollock origin story. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1870 No no no, I asked you to install Luncheon on the GRASS, not lunch on the gas 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1871 I don't care what Bobby Flay says, grilling is not one of the fine arts! 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1872 Can someone grab a plate for de Milo? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1873 No, no, no! Monet specifically said no cooking in the garden! 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1874 How many times do I have to tell you? It’s Manet, not Monet! “Déjeuner sur l’herbe” is in the next room! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1875 Hey! This isn't the Conceptual Art Wing. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1876 Mouth Watering Lilies 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1877 Three with cheese and three without for the Cezanne section. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1878 Pop up, my patootie - social distancing, masks, and sanitizers, or you're outta here! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1879 Have you noticed how the rib-eyes follow you around the room? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1880 Henrí, your performance art display is NEXT week. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1881 Marina Abramović already did that! 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1882 Would you like your burger with Monet, Manet or mayonnaise? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1883 No, the naked lady waiting for lunch is that way. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1884 I told you, you could only stay if you don't move. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1885 Hey, I've had one of your burgers! Shouldn't you move into the room where our painting of the 'Last Supper' is hanging? 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1886 The curator says there is no 'American Grill' exhibit! Also, her burger was overdone. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1887 I'll take one with spicy brown mustard, pickles, lettuce and tomato! Just don't burn the Monet. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1888 One of your customers needs a bit more mustard on your still life 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1889 Excuse me, sir! The interactive Le Dejeuner sur l'herbe event is in the next gallery. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1890 The Abstract Expressionists would like tossed salads. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1891 Some kid smeared a Jackson Pollock painting with ketchup. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1892 I don’t care if you ARE the artist’s great grandson, the family pass clearly says no barbeques 1.2566 0.04494 113 86 25 2
1893 You must wear a mask! 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1894 And only Bleu cheese on my son's burger! It is the most impressionistic of the cheeses! 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1895 No, this does not count as 'fine dining' 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1896 Yessir, I’d like Monet-anaise on that burger. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1897 Okay, okay, I was wrong. Apparently you CAN sell a burger to a hungry six year old, but you still can't sell a painting to save your life! 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1898 Those better be artisanal burgers!" 1.2566 0.04314 113 85 27 1
1899 Excuse me Sir, this section of the gallery is reserved for oiled canvas, not broiled cattle. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1900 No mayo on the Monet buddy! 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1901 I don't care if it's created with charcoal! 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1902 I really need you out of here before the paintball match begins 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1903 Can I get your performance art with mustard? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1904 Not by the Monet you fool! if you wanna cook, go to the Campbell soup can! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1905 Sir! The "Art of Grilling" showing is next week!" 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1906 No flash photography please. It ruins the paintings! 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1907 This is not the opening for Monet’s Grill! 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1908 I told you, "Don't use the Van Gogh buns with the Monet burgers" 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1909 If I find ketchup on one painting, I’m shutting you down! 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1910 The interactive exhibits are in the north wing. This is the impressionism wing. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1911 What do you think this is? Meals on wheels? 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
1912 I need two more, both ironically overdone, yet subtly so. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1913 "You can argue that cooking is an older art form than painting and you may have Oscar Wilde and Julia Child on your side, but they don't own the gallery" 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1914 I said catering to taste makers not taste testers 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
1915 Only burgers on a baguette with French dressing for our Renoir patrons. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1916 This is "Impressionism" section. "Realism" is that way, my friend. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1917 I said we were going to sell some Bruegels! 1.2553 0.04522 94 70 24 0
1918 The lengths some artists will go to, to create an authentic charcoal drawing... 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1919 Mustard on a Monet? It’s Brilliant!! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1920 No sir, it is not a postmodern commentary on consumerism. It’s a damn BBQ!" 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
1921 The Caravaggio table is, and I quote, "not at all impressed with their weiner proportions." 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1922 Ken, I was obviously joking when I called your tri-tip a work of art. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1923 Wrong gallery, pal. You belong over in Performance Art. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1924 The lady sitting in front of the big Degas would like to change her order to a double Jackson Pollock Burger with extra onions. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1925 I don’t care if you think Barbeque is an art form 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1926 I don't care if you wrote 'The Fine Art Of Grilling', get out of this museum! 1.2549 0.05860 102 84 10 8
1927 Rare works only! 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1928 Who cares about the caption contest? WHY AREN’T THESE PEOPLE WEARING MASKS? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1929 Return that grill to the modern art exibit immediately! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1930 Performance art is one floor down! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1931 Sir, you're too close. 1.2547 0.05697 106 87 11 8
1932 Those burgers better cost $4K a pop and cleverly critique the over-commodification rampant in contemporary art shows, buddy. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1933 Hey Van Gough I get it The grill is your canvas 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1934 There's a group of five in the Picasso gallery that want a more artistic presentation of the condiments. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1935 Sir, this wing is no place for Dada-ism. 1.2547 0.04458 106 80 25 1
1936 Every one of those better be well done or rare. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1937 You have to take your performance art outside. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1938 Get out! That's not a good impression. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1939 I’ll take two, and what a beautiful live action rendering of a 1950’s American BBQ 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1940 Sir, this is MONET's garden, not yours! 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1941 Sir, those burgers need to be six feet apart. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1942 « No sir! Art is not a question of taste! » 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1943 Mayonnaise?! I thought he said a side of Monets! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1944 What's with the Orangerie sauce on the hamburgers? 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1945 Not that sort of ‘Americana’! 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1946 You'd better have a damn good artist's statement for this! 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1947 The Pollock needs a little more ketchup. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1948 This is a museum of modern art, those better be plant-based. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1949 I don't care who was here first 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1950 Two Pollack burgers, but hold the sauce. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1951 Well, this Monet is rare *and* well done! 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1952 You're in the wrong section, performance art is over here. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1953 Rare with good composition please 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1954 The performance art space is on the 6th floor! 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1955 Bill,stop getting the Mayonnaise on the Monet! 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1956 Remember, Wilson, it's 'all you can eat' for platinum-level families. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1957 Milkshakes are on 5. 1.2545 0.04172 110 82 28 0
1958 Dammit Joe! The ketchup boxes were art! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1959 Come look, a suburban art performance! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1960 Yes, cooking is an art form! But just display your finished product! 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1961 I told you to feature her oeuvre! Not feed hors d’oeuvres! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1962 I told you, grilling is not an art form. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1963 I said mayonnaise on the side, not Monet's! 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1964 When you say you're not a performance artist, is that part of the performance? Or can a I get hot dog? 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1965 POP UP BARBECUES ONLY IN THE STEVEN SPAZUK GALLERY! 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1966 Larry from Near Eastern Sculptures said no pickles! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1967 Last time you ate a banana at an art galley it costed me $120,000. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1968 Make that 2 Rubens to Van Gogh ! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1969 Attention shoppers! Hamburgers are now being served at the Manet lily pads in gallery 34. That's hamburgers at the Manet, not Monet. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1970 Two cheeseburgers,hold the ketchup,one with extra Monets on the side. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1971 Charcuterie only in the Impressionist wing. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1972 This is not the place for outsider art. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1973 You can't do that here, sir! You want the mid-century American male idyllic wing. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1974 This does not meet the board's challenge to satisfy the appetite of the Art Community. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1975 TWO DALI BURGERS WITH CEZANNE TOPPINGS AND A VERMEER OF PICASSO SAUCE ON THE SIDE! 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1976 Sir, this does not count as outdoor dining 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1977 You don't understand. My burgers ARE art. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1978 In this museum, we feed the eye, not the stomach! Cal Bellamy Munster, IN 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1979 I'm gonna need three burgers and a bratwurst over by the Pre-Raphaelites. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1980 I know you're one of the installations but could you whip up some crudites and brie? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1981 To think that this is what they're calling 'performance art' these days! What the hell - I'll take two, well done, no mustard! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1982 Look! It's a George Segal of a man yelling in a museum. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1983 No, no! I wanted burgers with mayonnaise, not with Monets! 1.2526 0.06165 95 79 8 8
1984 When I told you that I expected your work to be well done each day, this is not what I meant. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1985 Gimme cubist onions. Hold the Monetonnaise. Water lilies on the side. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1986 This is 'Still Life', you need to take your cookout to the 'Starving Artist' exhibit." 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1987 I need two to go. Is my Monet any good here? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1988 No, it doesn’t matter that your burgers are ‘artisanal’! 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1989 Someone got mustard on the Pollock. I think 1.2525 0.05979 99 82 9 8
1990 Yes, I've heard of starving artists but you can't grill here! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1991 I told you to set-up in the Munch exhibit! 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1992 I'm opposed to live installations! 1.2524 0.04517 103 78 24 1
1993 Where’s my burger and Basquiat of fries?!?!? 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1994 The curators have to stop showing the conceptual art with the impressionists! 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1995 Sir! Living art exhibits are STRICTLY limited to Wing B! 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1996 Not Monet. Manet. “Picnic on the Grass” is in there. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1997 Hey! That painting doesn’t need any more oil than it already has! 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1998 This is not what was meant by making art more accessible! 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1999 I said well done, not next to rare. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
2000 This gallery is supposed to be a feast for the eyes! Not the stomach! 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
2001 I told you last weekend, it's either burgers or art. You can't do both, Pollock! 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
2002 Sir,the Jackson Pollack exhibit is in a different room. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
2003 I distinctly told you that barbeque is served exclusively in the Contemporary American Wing. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
2004 Sir, I’m afraid I have to disagree with your al-frescoe dada expression. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2005 You wanna grill by a pond, try the park. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2006 I told you to put the BARBARA KRUGER in the south wing! 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2007 If you have beef with Monet, please take it outside! 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2008 No-look cook, inspired by Pollock 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2009 Sir! Please tailgate at least 6 feet from the art. 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
2010 The rare paintings exhibit is now serving.” 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2011 Performance art or not,you can't cook in here! 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
2012 Okay, they're garden burgers! 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
2013 🎶 take me out to the mo-net 🎶 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
2014 The American performance art exhibits are upstairs! 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
2015 Mark did not know what to expect when his boss told him he was due for a grilling. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
2016 Who moved the Duane Hanson next to the Monet? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2017 I told them these are rare! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
2018 Hey! Performance Art is in the North Wing. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
2019 Ketchup must be applied using short, spontaneous strokes that capture the essence of the hamburger. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
2020 Claude! Four more tempura water lilies for table six! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2021 He wants it well done, like the paintings. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
2022 You said "the Grill" was en plein air! 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2023 Pleine air cooking. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
2024 I meant prepare an 'Anthony' Burger and 'Lawrence' Weiner assortment in the gallery, you idiot! 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2025 Make mine a little more glazed for my palette and not so much hue. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2026 Ketchup. Mustard. Pickle. But no Manet’s on my burger. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
2027 And watch the BBQ sauce this time! They're not all Jackson Pollack! 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2028 When your done, would you like to join our charcoal drawing class? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2029 The lily-pond dining area is strictly vegan, and no fossil fuels 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2030 Two rare burgers for the Picasso room ! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2031 If that's your idea of performance art, mine was too rare! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2032 I'm warning you, one more Monet with heat damage and you can kiss your concession license good-bye! 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2033 Go find your own Lily Pond! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2034 I’ll have a Picasso with cheese. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2035 Order in! Three burgers with everything for Post-Modernism! 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2036 "Two with cheese ... by the Van Gogh's." 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
2037 An artist would NEVER put ketchup on a hot dog! 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2038 Hey, Monet, come see what Manet has cooked up in here. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2039 Sir, You’re only allowed to barbecue in the modern wing where there’s already mustard and catchup on the wall. 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
2040 Forget what you got away with at the Capitol. Your BBQ backyard behavior isn't allowed in the Museum! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2041 ...and over here is charcoal art. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
2042 Sorry but the Impressionist gallery is vegan only! 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
2043 Is that a Monet or a Manet you're ruining with the BBQ smoke? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2044 I miss the days when all a Performance Artist had to do was shoot someone. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2045 I said “Out of here this minute”, not “Out by the “Monet” 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
2046 I've told you a hundred times, condiments can only be used at the Pollock!!! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2047 The art is in flipping the burger! 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2048 Sir, American Fine Arts is on the second floor! 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2049 Monet did not barbeque at Giverny! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2050 I realize that travel restrictions are tough now, but a virtual picnic at Giverny in the museum is a bit untoward. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2051 Sir, for the last time, this is the non-smoking section! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2052 If you switched to plant-based meats, you could preserve lily ponds like these for future generations! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2053 And who would like a brat? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2054 When I encouraged you to consume art, I didn’t mean... never mind 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2055 'Sir, I hope you purchased those items in the gift store' 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
2056 M-E-E-T the artist, not M-E-A-T the artist! 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
2057 Beyond Art...brilliant! 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
2058 This is the gallery for Impressionists. I told you to set up in the Surrealists. You’ve ruined everything! 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
2059 Bob was embarrassed to learn the Performance Art Exhibit was last month. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2060 I said in front of the Seurat, not the Monet! 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2061 How much Monet do you want for those hot dogs? 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2062 Performance art was supposed to set up on the third floor! 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2063 Our masters collection room is not a place for grill masters! 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2064 They’d prefer you to set up under Pictures of Hell. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2065 One dejeuner sur l'herbe to go! 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2066 Please refrain from juxtaposing! 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2067 SIR, WHERE do you think you ARE? Here at the Met, we serve TACOS on Tuesday! 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
2068 Hey, that Monet is worth twenty four million bucks so no more accidents, capiche? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
2069 While barbecuing, I like to enjoy a scenic view. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
2070 Dadaism is in the next wing! 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2071 You'd better be trying to make some sort of statement! 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2072 Hey buddy! I could have you serving 10 years for assault and splattery! 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
2073 Hey! I said next to the cafe, not the Monet. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2074 ‘Hey, no smoke on the water lilies!’ 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2075 Some kid's trying to eat the Damien Hirst!!! 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2076 No smoking AND no grilling. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2077 You ruined the Monet! Now it will cost you lots of mo-nay. 1.2478 0.04269 113 86 26 1
2078 This isn't the 'searing review' that I pictured..." 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2079 Munch is the artist on exhibit - not the name for your side gig! 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
2080 I thought you said 'Where can I see Magritte?' not "Where can I put my grill? 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2081 sir, well done is not art 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2082 'The guy buying the Salvador Dali painting wants sliders.' 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2083 From Monet's Bourgeois Period, I presume? 1.2478 0.05556 113 94 10 9
2084 If you're gonna do that in here, at least go by the Pollocks. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2085 NOBODY thinks your burgers are works of art! Get out! 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2086 The director is quite miffed! He explicitly asked for his burger to be rare. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2087 The Hamburger Kunsthalle is an ART museum! 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2088 This new critic is really grilling the Monet 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2089 I’ll take one with monet, lettuce and tomato 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2090 Two Monet burgers with Impressionist sauce and a Dali dog with kraut, but then i gotta kick you out. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2091 Charcoal may be your medium, but this is a vegan establishment! 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2092 Burnt offerings only at the Temple of Dendur! 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
2093 Sir...modern art exhibits need to be installed in the East Gallery. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2094 I'm sorry sir, but the Performance Art Section's on the other side 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2095 When I said "rare".....I meant the artwork.....not the burgers! 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2096 Beat it, kid. The interactive art is on the third floor. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2097 Monet or Manet?” “It’s mayo-nnaise. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2098 What part of “hold the mustard” did you not understand? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2099 The cafeteria is on level 5, son. That's a wax statue. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2100 Hey, this is an art gallery! We don't sell things people want here. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
2101 No, not Monet’s garden. The barbecue is this way at Manet’s Luncheon on the Grass . 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2102 I said I wanted my burger with mayonnaise, not Monet! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2103 Ixnay near the Monet 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2104 Outside by our POND’S water lilies, Sir! NOT here by Monet’s! 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2105 Diorama #3–After the years 2020 and 2021 when humans were forced to convene outdoors and forego entertainment, even traditional outdoor activities were moved to indoor cultural institutions. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2106 You Philistine! The grill is an ART INSTALLATION, not a food service station! 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
2107 Please return the barbecue to the Duchamp exhibit. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2108 Charred medium with mustard and water lilly. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2109 Without Monets, please! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2110 I’ll have mine with ketchup and Monet-aise!” 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2111 We're getting complaints about the Abstract Expressionist burger. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
2112 For the last time, Dylan, Tabasco sauce does not go with waterlilies. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
2113 No. Fishing in front of Monet's 1917 "Water Lillies", grilling is in front of 1865 "Luncheon on the Grass". 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
2114 "Impossibly rare, please. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
2115 A struggling artist's Plan B. 1.2459 0.04247 122 94 26 2
2116 A true artiste shouldn't need sauce! 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
2117 Not Monet! Renoir! 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2118 I'll have mine rare ... no, wait -- one of a kind! 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2119 Post-Impressionism hall says they want another 4 with cheese. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
2120 Our newest addition to the Living Artists collection is “BBQ Time in America.” 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2121 I came here to see rare works of art, but these are only medium rare. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2122 I said al fresco not by the fresco 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2123 Mushrooms are available by the Rothkos. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2124 Throw on some more lighter fluid, I love shouting, Fire in the Hole." 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2125 ‘He preferred the installation that served curry’ 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2126 The sign says 'baroque.' 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2127 I don’t care if it is performance art, you got mustard on the Monet! 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2128 Timmy, STOP! The CADMIUM YELLOW MUSTARD IS TOXIC! 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2129 No no no! Performance art is on the third floor! 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2130 Hey, no performance art in here! You guys are to the left of the foyer. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2131 Two Warhols pronto, one with the pink bun, the other with extra ketchup. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
2132 Sir, you know damn well the Impressionists were vegetarians! 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2133 I said baroque not barbecue! 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2134 ‘ Greg! I’ve told you a hundred times THIS IS NOT OK!’ 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2135 Can I get those to Van Gogh? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2136 Hey, buddy! You sauced it, you bought it! 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2137 Your camembert burger may be avant-garde, ethereal, and tasteful, but it’s still not art! 1.2453 0.04408 106 81 24 1
2138 I'm warning you: these people have no taste. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2139 Sir, the trustees rejected your proposal to turn the gallery into a "Grillery" last week - please don't make me call the police again. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2140 Hey, kid! No touching the artwork! 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2141 Ed, the only things we like to roast around here are derivative Surrealists. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2142 Ignore him, dad. Your art's not just well-done. Your medium's rare too. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2143 The guys at the Last Supper insist their burgers are kosher! 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
2144 How many times must I tell you, Culinary Arts is on the third floor! 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
2145 I keep telling you, only squeeze the mustard and ketchup in front of the Jackson Pollocks! 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
2146 No Impressionistic Burgers allowed in the gallery!" 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2147 Sorry, but you have to take that over to "Luncheon on the Grass"! 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2148 No, Mark, the art of grilling doesn't count. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2149 That Monet sees a drop of Dijon, and me and you take a walk to the Medieval Wing! Capeesh? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2150 Moving day at the White House 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
2151 A burger" was short for Anton Burger...idiots 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2152 The barbecue bash is meant to be by the pond outside Alex,not in front of the pond painting 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2153 Margie, the ‘Long Lost Americana’ exhibit is in here.. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2154 For the last time, no performance art! 1.2449 0.04366 98 74 24 0
2155 The cafe asked for your impression of the menu, not your Impressionist menu. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2156 Monet would not be impressed! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2157 Mona Lisa would like hers with cheese please 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2158 PLEASE! Performance Art is on the second level, sir! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2159 I hope you realize that Monet was a vegan. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2160 You're an artwork. They're not supposed yo be real hamburgers. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2161 I told you, the 'Cheeseburghers of Calais' reception is next month! 1.2449 0.04366 98 74 24 0
2162 The"Déjeuner sur l'Herbe" is in Gallery 3! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2163 It's not my problem that it's raining outside. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2164 That will have to be to go. Closing in five minutes. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
2165 Le Dejeuner Sur L'herbe is on the third level! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2166 Biggie WAS right! Mo Monet mo problems... 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2167 Contemporary art belongs in the east wing! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2168 Smoking is only permitted on the terrace. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2169 Hey chef, we put the food court next to the Pollock exhibit for a reason! 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
2170 Sorry, Dada is upstairs. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2171 It's not art AND it's not a sandwich! 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2172 Can you direct me to the smoker section? 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
2173 Plein-air painting does not imply alfresco dining! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2174 No, not THAT garden ! 1.2444 0.04555 90 68 22 0
2175 As convincing as the rendering may be, this is however, not your back yard. 1.2443 0.04068 131 101 28 2
2176 That’s 86 on the Warhol Campbell soup. Plenty of Last Supper meat, and push the Magritte apple. 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
2177 MASKS, PLEASE!! 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
2178 Hold the water lillies on my burger 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2179 The customers in Primitive Art would like their steaks very very rare. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
2180 The chef had no idea who Jackson Pollock was, but he took the curator's comments as a sign he'd finally entered the art world. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
2181 No eating the performance artwork! 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
2182 Not the Monet, the Renoir “Luncheon Of The Boating Party”. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
2183 I said El Greco 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
2184 That ketchup bottle is a Warhol! 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
2185 That's 'Not a Barbecue'! 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
2186 I told you to stay in the Jackson Pollock wing. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
2187 It’s mayonnaise, not Monet-onnaise! 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
2188 Sur l'herbe! Sur l'herbe! 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
2189 We don't do burgers with Manets, Sir. 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
2190 Excuse me! Stand behind the line cook. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
2191 I like mine rare like the art. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
2192 Medium-rare, with neoclassical grill marks please. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
2193 Take a note from Monet and go en plein air 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
2194 You can’t grill in this bathroom, we shouldn't even have an art exhibit in here. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2195 Yes, there's Monet here, but the Burghers of Calais belong in the sculpture gallery. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2196 I said a hot dog with NO ketchup! What are you, a surrealist? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2197 Sir, I find this offensive and provocative! You're hired!" Andy Chen Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2198 Put the truffle oil down, sir. This room is for the classics. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2199 Stanley, what part of ‘Pizza with Picasso Day’ didn’t you understand? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2200 The lady by the Dali can’t remember what she ordered...Guy by the Pollock says he’ll put his own ketchup on. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2201 I'll have the Monet burger with a side of lily pads. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2202 I said we need something thrilling in our concessions, not grilling near the Impressionists! 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
2203 This is a reminder to all visitors that you must obey the museum’s rules and a reminder that our list is incomplete. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2204 Sir, this is the Impressionist Gallery. Modern Art is in the East Wing, you will have to set up your exhibit down there. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2205 Sir, this is highly inappropriate! Please move your grill to the Rockwell exhibit, where it belongs! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2206 We do real art, not Performace Pieces, MOVE! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2207 Claude Monet was a master of marinades. You, sir, are no Monet! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2208 If he's not buying he's not eating! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2209 Don’t let your grease oil get on that water color masterpiece. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2210 Exorbitant admission pricing and timed entry does not make this a sporting event! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2211 I don't care if your burgers are a work of art, there's no tailgating allowed in the museum. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2212 I got an order for 2 dogs hold the mustard from the sculpture garden and a veggie burger with every from the modernist wing. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2213 Come look at what they're grilling in the Giger exhibit 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2214 Just a heads up some of the docents are vegans. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2215 No! No! Barbecue by the haystacks! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2216 It may be a work of art, but it doesn't belong in here. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2217 Throw the ketchup, mustard , mayo and what ever else you have on the bun for the person in front of the POLLOCK ! '' 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2218 Any neophyte knows mustard does not go with Impressionism! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2219 This is not what I meant when I asked you to put your Monet where your mouth is! 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
2220 But indoor dining is at 25% 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2221 Excuse me sir, but Monet was vegan. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
2222 One with Dijon impasto and one baroque but no bun. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2223 I need six more impossible burgers on gluten-free buns with organic arugula, artisinal catsup, and air-roasted heirloom onion rings. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2224 Luncheon on the Grass" is in the Manet Gallery, not the Monet Galler 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2225 Well Mister, where I come from frying hamburgers IS an art. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2226 When I asked for a ballpark catering figure, this is NOT what I had in mind! 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2227 Croque Monsieur! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2228 Sir, these are rare pieces of art. Unlike your burger that's just well done 1.2421 0.05933 95 79 9 7
2229 I salute the tribute Sir, but let me remind you that Manet’s « Luncheon on the Grass  » is on the 3rd floor Room 7. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2230 I don't care WHAT Mr. Monet told you. 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2231 Hey! I ordered friezes with my burger! 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2232 Contemporary art exhibition is on the third floor! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2233 We need 2 more in the Van Gogh room. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2234 Hurry up on those 2 Monet Water Lily Burgers and add 1 Matisse Blue Nude Burger 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2235 Please don’t eat the performance art! 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2236 If you get one drop of barbeque sauce on the water lilies you're out of here, got it 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2237 I'll have wat-er lil-he's havin' 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2238 I've always liked a burger with Mon-naise! 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2239 This is the MET gallery. You want the meat 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2240 The curator didn’t seem to share Fred’s enthusiasm for abstract expressionism and mustard 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
2241 Relax in a Garden in Giverny" was a marketing slogan, not an invitation to barbeque 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2242 This is not a place for performance art! That’s next door. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
2243 Someone should really move the security guard exhibit out of the way 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2244 Bankrupt galleries and new restaurants are popping up on every damn block these days. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2245 I'm sorry sir, this is the liberal arts section. The conservative arts section is over to the right. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2246 What in the world do you think you’re doing?! This is the Vegan Wing! 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2247 Hey! There's no smoking indoors! 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2248 Excuse me, do you have a permit for that?? 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2249 Claude's Maison de Hamburgers is now open, everybody! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2250 I oughta throw you out, but now's the time for unity. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2251 How many times do I have to tell you that the Impressionist gallery is vegetarian only? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2252 People want the culinary artist as a young man in there. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2253 Grilling hamburgers in the gallery DOES NOT make you an artist! 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2254 Sir, is that a glass bottle in your hand? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2255 Hey! I said permission to see Pollock not potluck! 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2256 Today's exhibit- The Art Of Tailgating." 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
2257 I need a Botticelli burger, Picasso potatoes, and a Cezanne salad to go. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2258 I already told you, ridiculous conceptual pieces paid for with obscenely large corporate grants are in the CONTEMPORARY wing! The CONTEMPORARY wing!!! 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2259 Monsieur, this room is for sautéing only! 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2260 Give me two medium burgers and a side of water lilies. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2261 Giverny or the Met, you can't do as you please without a mask! 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2262 ...and as you enter this room you'll notice the multi-sensual impact of a modern interactive construction... 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2263 Sunday Afternoon in the Park" re-enactments are in the Green Room only on Wednesdays and Fridays 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2264 Excuse me, the charcoal on canvas exhibit was last week. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2265 A couple more Picasso's with manchego! 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2266 It's Sunday afternoon and you're supposed to be at the Island of La Grande Jatte. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2267 Gimme one dejeuner sur l'herbe 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2268 When I said that art is found in everyday things, I didn’t mean that literally! 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2269 Someone carried off the Oldenburger! 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2270 Sir, this is not the place for exhibitionists! 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
2271 I think your burgers are a little over-Cezzanne’d 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2272 Have you seen my palette? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2273 Quinton! Come here at once. You've placed the 'Surrealist Dining' sculpture in the wrong location again! 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
2274 I'm going to give you one Monet to leave! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2275 It's performance art! 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
2276 You are needed in the Jackson Pollack exhibition. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2277 Déjeuner sur L'herbe is in the next room. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2278 If that burger is a work of art you're not supposed to touch it! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2279 Sir, that art installment belongs back in the Modern Art wing! 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
2280 This gallery is reserved for Grill Impression burgers in their purest form. Dripping ketchup or mustard can be done at the Pollock collection on the 3rd floor. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2281 Take your performance art outside! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2282 Breakfast will be served next to the Bacon. And for desserts you can go over to Thiebaud. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
2283 In front of Monet's Water Lilies, a man in a chef's hat is grilling burgers for a child, who holds a plate expectantly. The manager of the gallery wags his finger and screams, while two visitors ignore the scene in favor of the paintings before them. 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
2284 Two dozen more for the Warhol Coca-Colas exhibit. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
2285 We’ve been reopened for ONE day...! 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
2286 So I am expected to grill "en plein air"? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2287 If you don't mind I would rather have you do your cooking by the Pollock's" 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2288 Sir, that level of sizzling is only allowed in the American Wing. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2289 Now in this gallery, we have mixed media pieces- Meet the artist Al Fresco, who is known for his works combining painting with dining. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2290 I don’t care if it’s got ‘monetonnaise’, the Francis Bacon burgers belong in the Expressionism wing! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2291 Ordering 5 cubist burgers and 2 surrealistic dogs 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2292 Time to feed these people's mouths instead of their eyes. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2293 So now your telling me food is Art? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2294 You can't have American BBQ along with 19th-century French Impressionist paintings! This is insanity! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2295 Don't play innocent Sir, I saw you touch the painting ! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2296 It’s okay, my son tells me this is called “interactive” art 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2297 We have a Barbizon collection. We don't have a barbecue gallery. 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
2298 One Manet Burger...And hold the lily pad...Please?! 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
2299 Excuse me. The name “Giverneyburger” has been taken. 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
2300 "Hey! When I said 'well done', I was referring to the art!" 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
2301 Seriously? When I said you could set up by the lake, I meant outside, not by the painting! 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
2302 I said to charge money, not Monet 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2303 This is a refined establishment. Only steaks, not burgers. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2304 This is not what I meant when I said to make the exhibit family friendly! 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2305 They're a little overdone to be considered works of art, pal! 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
2306 Forget the kid, I got some hungry "potato eaters" that are crawling off the wall in here. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2307 Give me a double. No Manets. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2308 Can you do an impression of a burger that's not burnt? 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2309 I thought rules were clear: only take away until further notice. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2310 Please Exit Through the Gift Shop 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2311 I told you! Not by the Monet! By the Bosch! 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
2312 Three rare cheeseburgers; I'll pay you later when I get the Monet. 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2313 I said rare! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2314 Hey chef, make my burger a work of art! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2315 Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe is in the next room. You want Manet, not Monet. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2316 I thought I smelled a forgery! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2317 Unbelievable. The only condition was not next to the Water Lilies. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2318 Monet used daffodil yellow, not mustard! 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2319 Hey, hurry up my order! We're not here to pause and reflect, you know. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2320 Hey, I was next! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2321 Whatever your impression, the Burghers of Calais shouldn't be here, but with the Six Guys in the next room. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2322 For the last time, Sir! I wasn’t being abstract when I told you that no amount of Monet will allow you to be in here! 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
2323 . "I don't want hear anymore about 'food is art'...." 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2324 Call yourself an artist? Mine was way over-cooked. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
2325 It's 'gild the lily' not grill near them! 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2326 I'll take my contemporary piece medium rare, hold the criticism. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2327 When I said to leave room for relishing the Monet, I didn't mean literally. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
2328 Make that two Renoits,one Matisse and hold the Van Gogh! 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
2329 Chef, there's a person in the Jackson Pollock room who just wants to play around with the ketchup and mustard. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2330 Pizza is now available in the Modern wing. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2331 The Life as a Hamburger performance art exhibit closed last month. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2332 No, no, no - this is way beyond burger! 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2333 Sir - for the last time. This floor is for vegan-only performance art. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2334 There's no way I'm buying your so-called impression of a steak. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2335 The real crime is that overdone burger. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2336 We sold the backyard to save the business. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2337 I swear to God if you set the sprinklers off I’m gonna be sooo mad! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2338 We only allow vegan performance art. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
2339 I will respect you as a performance artist more if you give me a burger. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
2340 You can't do that here! That sign there clearly says, "Ceci n'est pas une pipe." 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
2341 Dang it, Bill, it’s just a grilled hamburger it’s not a work of art! 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2342 I don't know much about hamburgers but I know I like cheese on it. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2343 This new modern art exhibit smells delicious! 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2344 Ok, grilling may be an art, but it's not one we display here... 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2345 Enjoy some Burghers," I said. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2346 I said "Mastering the Art of French Looking! 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2347 It's not part of lunch if it's taped to the wall. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2348 'Jerry, when I said that you needed to bring more meat to the grill, I was not being literal!!' 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2349 If you are going to squeeze the mustard so hard, move your cart to VanDa's "Field of Dandelions." 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2350 You can't do that here! Go to Manet's "Dejeuner sur l'herbe" 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2351 Now that's a rare piece of art! Medium-rare... 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2352 I'll have the Monet burger - hold the lily pads! 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2353 Alfred, the memo clearly stated the outreach barbecue was set to take place on the rooftop garden, not Monet's garden. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
2354 You better not put that oil on canvas! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2355 Take your installation out of Impressionism and up to Pretentious Sculpture where it belongs! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2356 Distancing also applies to the Monet 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2357 Performance art is across the street at the Museum of Modern Art! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2358 I said, "NO DOGS ALLOWED!" 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2359 You can’t BBQ by a Monet with a ketchup bottle—that’s Pollock. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2360 I'll have some monnaise with that, please. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2361 Excuse me sir there is no grilling in the museum!” “But the sign only says no smoking 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2362 If you added some mixed greens to that, it would be a masterpiece. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2363 Nice try mister! I just got off the phone with the artist herself and she said you are definitely NOT part of the exhibit! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2364 I don't care who you were 'informed by.' Take it somewhere else. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2365 Billy; what you are you doing? You know we are vegan! 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2366 Excuse me sir! I’ll take mine medium. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2367 Order for Mr. Cruise. One Top Gauguin burger and one Show Me the Monet! 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2368 How many times do I have to tell you? No performance art on the Impressionists floor! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2369 ‘Nothing kills artistic hunger quicker than a “well done”.’ 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2370 This is the vegan wing!! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2371 I don’t care if they are ‘waterlilies’, if you don’t get the barbecue out of here I’m going to show you a great impression of movement as part of the human experience. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2372 En plein air, s'il vous plait! 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2373 Jackson Pollock's career as a grill cook was short-lived. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2374 No no no. You're supposed to be doing the atmosphere for Dejeuner sur l herbe! 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2375 Jesus, Bill. Your burgers are not the masterpieces you think they are! 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
2376 Sir I must insist you serve FRENCH fries! 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2377 My child appreciates a rare masterpiece 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2378 Sir, that better not be Van Goat you’re grilling. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2379 We’re MoMA and we only sell hotdogs, goddamn it, hotdogs! 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2380 Hey-- only in front of the Seurat picnic painting! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2381 No, no, no! You can only tape raw meat to the gallery wall - once it's cooked it's worthless! 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2382 I said set up for the Baroque period exhibit! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2383 Sir, when we said “Lunch with an Artist” we didn’t mean burgers with the Monet. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2384 Nice try, Jeff Koons! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2385 I said mayonnaise,not Monet! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2386 Pinot and prompts, malbec and Magritte, vino and vinyasa, merlot and Matisse, sure, but mustard and Monet? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2387 And a round of veggie burgers for the impressionist room. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2388 I'll take one with tomato and water lily. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2389 Is that your impression if catering a field trip? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2390 If you say rare, surreal rare one more time you're outta here! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2391 No, I am not violating your First Amendment rights by telling you not to hold a barbecue in the Louvre 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2392 Grilling is only permitted in the post contemporary area! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2393 When I told you to set up the grill next to the water, that's NOT what I meant! 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
2394 Remind me - is it Manet or Monet who likes hamburgers? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2395 Now this is a performance piece—dinner and a show! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2396 I’m sorry Zed, I don’t care if it’s not meat 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
2397 Hey, chef! Show me the Monet! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2398 Performance art is on the third floor! 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2399 Didn't you see the No Smoking sign? 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2400 I'll take mine artistic. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2401 I told you , experimental art only on the first floor 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2402 We want these people to keep drinking the free wine and spending money, so give the kids as many burgers as they want to keep them from bothering their parents. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2403 Jenkins, you idiot! I said, 'Be sure to LOOK OUT for kids when they get too close to the paintings!" 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
2404 Those folks by the "Luncheon of the Boating Party" are still waiting for their burgers. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2405 The painter wants you to return his oils. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2406 Performance art is on the first floor. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2407 Hey! You can't make MONEY here 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2408 claude was vegetarian! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2409 Six Calais burgers, extra cheese! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
2410 What do you think you're doing? You could get mayonnaise all over the Monets! 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2411 Meet our newest art history PhD. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2412 Son, how many times do I have to tell you - do not touch the sculpture! 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2413 Tonight’s showing is on fresco, not al fresco! 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2414 I'll take two burghers - the name's Rodin 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2415 Is that mustard on the Monet? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2416 Do not feed that child until he explains this Jackson Pollock to me! 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2417 I get the impression you are in the wrong gallery. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2418 Museum closes in 10 minutes. Time to toast your buns! 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2419 There's 12 hungry men in the next room that could use a burger for their Last Supper 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2420 Move your barbie away from the Monet 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2421 I don't care that you're the "grillmaster." 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2422 The boss says go easy on the Cézanne-ing. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2423 Sir,I've been to Giverny! Mssr. Monet hated barbecue sauce from a bottle! 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2424 I'll have water lily leaves and mustard om mine. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2425 If they weren't Impossible Burgers, we might allow them, but forgeries have no place in this gallery. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2426 I'll take one droll commentary on the voracious appetite of consumer culture, rare, with mustard and relish. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
2427 They've run out of hotdog buns up in Old Masters. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2428 I don't care if your kid is hungry, it's part of Jeff Koons "Banality" series! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2429 ''Get out and take that painting with you, Mr. Monet!" 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2430 Grey Poupon or get out! 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2431 On second thought, no mustard. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2432 Don’t make me tell you again...only Grey Poupon in the French impressionists section! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2433 Your “Study in Charcoal” should be in with the sketches. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2434 LILY PADS NOT LILY PATTIES 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2435 What art thou doing?! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2436 He's insistent that we move away from the Monet, adamant the Bacon in the next gallery is the appropriate choice. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2437 I don't care if it was Monet's favorite meal! 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2438 be sure to make enough for everyone! 1.2339 0.04146 124 97 25 2
2439 Pardon, Monseiur; that painting is two million franks! 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2440 Duchamp your urinal was groundbreaking but a grill? 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2441 One burger medium rare lettuce tomato and mayonnaise. One hot dog all the way. And one order of truite saute' sauce amere, traditional. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2442 What part of "no indoor dining" was unclear to you? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2443 You are supposed to be at the Pollack. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2444 I said I wanted rare, not collector's piece! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2445 Excuse me! All charcoal art is supposed to be on display in Gallery #3 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2446 It is 'rare' to to see such a great 'medium' being displayed - 'well done'! 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2447 NO Plein Air barbecuing allowed....don't make me call MOMA! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2448 I don’t care if indoor dining has been opened 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2449 Sunday in the Park with George. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2450 If you're going to make such a mess at least doing it in the Pollack exhibit! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2451 My palette is screaming DaVinci and all you have is Warhollandaise. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
2452 What? Cooking isn't art? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2453 I told you to go next to our outdoor pond, not next to Monet's most famous pond! 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
2454 Monet will have his with Dijon, Swiss, and cornichons on the side. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2455 That's not what we meant when we said "marinate in the art". 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
2456 Smoke on the water lilies 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2457 I don't care if your burgers leave a good "impression" – your work is clearly Realism... 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
2458 For the last time — grilling is not an art! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2459 I told you before and I'll say it again - this is NOT performance art! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2460 That bbq is going to cost both of us a lot of Monet 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2461 Your medium is no message. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2462 two fried water lilies, hold the mustard and side of pond ga 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2463 Two more from the van Gogh exhibit room, no cheese. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2464 Conceptual art is outdoors only! 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2465 Two Van Gogh dogs and a Picasso burger! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2466 Daddy,the neighborhood is changing. Is this what they call gentrification? 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2467 Good news, your "Up in Smoke" piece has been sold to Trump for 304 million. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2468 How many times do I have to tell you?Your burgers are are NOT a masterpiece. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2469 Another artist that was grilled during his time 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
2470 "One rare art burger and one well-done. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2471 Due to the weather the live art installation was moved indoors 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2472 Last call for beans and corn down in 19th Century. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2473 Only you can prevent museum fires," said Smokey, the bear of curators 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2474 If you get mayonnaise on one more Monet, so help me... 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2475 Sir, this is Water Lilies, 1916. Not The Last Supper. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2476 I have an opinion about this! 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2477 You're in the wrong place. You're supposed to be in front of Botticelli's La Mappa dell'Inferno, around the corner. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
2478 Sir, please don't touch the exhibits! 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2479 Get sauce on the lilies dude, and you’ll be cooked next! 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2480 Don’t get me wrong. We certainly appreciate authenticity with our performance artists. It is just that we have noticed mustard stains on both the Monet and Pollock. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2481 Gimme mixed media on brioche. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2482 Art is Food and Food is Art! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2483 Keep those water lilies away from the hamburgers. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2484 Excuse me sir, but no one is allowed to make money off of Monet but us. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2485 If you have a flare up, there's lots of water under the lily pads. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2486 Suburban art is on level 3! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2487 Rockwell is in the other room! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2488 Unique, I say, not rare! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2489 Somebody get those patties away from the lily pads! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2490 Hey, you can't do that in here! This is the Impressionists. Performance Art is upstairs! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2491 Respect our American culture - no shoes, no service! 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2492 Hey, this is impressionism, not realism! 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2493 Covid protocol does not allow indoor eating. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
2494 Garden Burgers! Garden Burgers! Not Burgers in a Garden! 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2495 Take that performance art outside! 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
2496 The sprinklers just don't get avant-garde grilling! 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2497 The Munch room is on the 2nd floor! 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2498 Classical Meal-ism 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2499 I don’t have a caption, I just want to say how delightful this cartoon is ❤️ 1.2320 0.04969 125 104 13 8
2500 And don't put any more ears in the Van Gogh salad! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2501 Fran Liebowitz says if you can eat it it’s not art! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2502 Where's that koi burger I ordered half an hour ago? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2503 Those of you with tickets to the Claude Monet water lily exhibit including fine dining, please enter here. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2504 I told you -- Culinary Arts is in Studio C. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2505 Can I get a free burger? I know they cost money but I don’t have any Monet, 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2506 I could do that! 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2507 I'll take mine like these paintings... rare!" 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2508 Only if it’s your impression of a hamburger 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2509 Don’t forget, Peter, the bottled water’s $4 extra 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2510 How dare you! The mustard goes below the meat! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2511 It's not art if you use pre-made patties. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2512 Let me tell you, painting at this level is no picnic. 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
2513 Performance Art is in the North Wing! 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
2514 Hey, make mine a burnt sienna on a raw umber bun! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2515 You do realize it's meatless Monday? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2516 I’d say my art isn’t exactly rare, more like medium-rare. Occasionally well-done. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2517 Sir we’re going to have to ask you to leave. If you’ve got extra, I’d take a burger before you leave 1.2315 0.04284 108 84 23 1
2518 Be careful, we don't have Monet to burn here! 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2519 I'll take mine with a water lily on the side. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2520 This is The Met, not The Meat. 1.2314 0.05083 121 101 12 8
2521 Ketchup is not canon! 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2522 You performance artists belong in the cafeteria! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2523 Not another Francis Bacon pop-up! 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2524 Just because we call this gala Paintings in the Park doesn't mean you can have a barbecue. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
2525 Because the Food Chanel said you're an artist on the grill! 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2526 Once again, the museum’s preferences to food as a medium is rare! 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2527 Hey buddy. When I told you to take it outside, I meant ‘real outside.’ The Water Lilies are just ‘pretend outside.’ 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
2528 The Last Supper exhibition opens next week! 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2529 Get out! A museum is no place for artisans! 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2530 Hey Tommy, you've got to see the exhibition before you have dinner 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2531 How much Monet for a dog with the works? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2532 Some people just don’t get modern art 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2533 Hey, performance art is to be done down the hall! 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
2534 I hate the new Museum Cafe. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2535 Seriously!? Andy Warhol’s exhibit is down the hall, sir! 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2536 still life 2021 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2537 Can you scrape together one more Koi burger? 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2538 I don’t care if the mustard is lily-colored! 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2539 My dad always told me cooking was an artform, but I didn't think he would take it this far. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2540 Sir, I said no flash! 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2541 Hey, no catsup allowed in the Monet gallery. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2542 I've been looking all over for you, Harvey. I said I wanted mayonnaise on the side -- not Manets. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2543 Hey! You can't stay there. Contemporary Grilling, Kingsford and Weber on the third floor. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2544 Can you make triangle burgers? The abstract exhibit is down. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2545 Post-modern performance art representing Western idealism of colonial suburbanism is upstairs! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2546 Please go back to the primitive arts section. You’re upsetting the expressionists. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2547 You come near my wife again, and I will fucking end you, I swear to God. Don't look at me like that. You know what I'm talking about. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2548 Hey! Surrealist Art is on the 3rd floor. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2549 I don't care how artistic your grilling skills are, it's still a fire code violation. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2550 I did Not say that your grilling was an art form! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2551 Is the Monet organic? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2552 Cartwright,Cartwright! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2553 I love your performance piece. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2554 If I have to clean mustard off of Water Lilies one more time...! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2555 Tableaux are taboo,you two! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2556 I'll have the Vincent van BurGogh 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
2557 Two hotdogs, hold the Monet 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2558 For the last time, please take this down to abstract expressionism if you’re gonna get fancy 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2559 You’ve got it all wrong! Fly-fishing by the Water Lillies. BBQs by Le Dejeuner sur L’Herbe. On your left and down the hall to the right. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2560 HEY, this is a botanical exhibition, those better be vegan! 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2561 You're not allowed to give out rare works. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2562 Here we have a panoramic view of the once starving artist. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2563 I'll take one medium-rare, with lotus and tomato. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2564 Game Day at MOMA 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2565 Idiot! I said in front of the Manet. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2566 Hey, there's no smoking in here! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2567 The woman in the Impressionists said her burger was a little too pink inside. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2568 There's a sundae bar in front of the Thiebaud. 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
2569 Performance art is now on the fourth floor. 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
2570 I don't care how lifelike it is,no cooking in front of the Monet! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2571 Vincent Van Gogh away 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2572 It would be surreal if you could make mine medium rare. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
2573 Gimme one van Gogh, medium rare, heavy on the Monetonnaise. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2574 The damn CO alarm is annoying, but that burger was high art. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
2575 Masks must be worn in the museum please! 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
2576 I'm sure it's delicious, but I didn't think you meant a culinary arts exhibition. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2577 Johnny, this isn't what I meant when I told you to serve the public. 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
2578 You may have perfected your burgers to an art form, but this is not the performance art wing. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2579 Those burgers better be vegan, buddy! 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2580 Why aren’t any of us wearing masks?!? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2581 The sign reads craft area not cafeteria. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
2582 You know that Monet was a vegan! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2583 This charming AMERICAN BACKT YARD evokes memories better forgotten. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
2584 For the last time, no performance pieces!! 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2585 Hey; you’re in the wrong place. The Art of the Grill is in the next hallway over. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2586 Sir! No mustard on the Monet! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2587 I really hope your last name is Pollock. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2588 I will take mine as well done as a Rembrandt! 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2589 WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD SELL BURGERS IN MY FUCKING ART GALLERY. PACK UP YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT!" 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2590 There is an Andy Warhol "Campbell Soup" table available. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2591 I told you before, performance art is in the east wing! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2592 Only dijonaise on the French masters! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2593 Well, it is pretty surreal. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2594 The Director wants one medium rare. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2595 I'm sorry, but your work just doesn't cut the mustard anymore. 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
2596 Two burgers and two dogs for the Surrealism exhibit 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2597 No bun; I’m on a keto kick. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2598 for the last time, the modern art museum is across the street! 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2599 next in line for the vaccine 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
2600 I love that new piece “dog grilling” Its so real. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2601 The modern art museum is across the street. 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
2602 You were supposed to set up by the picture of Joan of Arc being burned at the steak. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2603 A starving artist is creative and inspired. Stop feeding them. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2604 I've told you before, performance art is on the 3rd floor! 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2605 Two burgers for the guards in gallery five, and a hot dog for me. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2606 Sir! This is not what was meant by “accessibility” 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2607 Grill life with patties, buns and condiments (2021) 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2608 Francis wants Bacon! 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2609 I'll try an impressionist’s burger. Those abstract ones weren't filling. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2610 Featuring work from Kansas City artists does not mean we're looking for a KC Masterpiece. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2611 No outsider food allowed! 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2612 Your work left a poor taste in my mouth 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2613 Two double cheese cubic burgers in the Picasso room. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2614 How many times do I have to tell you? You're going to have to get your own canvas if you use the squirt bottles. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2615 Dang it, Craig. I meant a grille! With an "E"! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2616 Is it mayonnaise or Manet? I can never remember. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2617 HEY! No Outsider food! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2618 Hey! Get those brats outta here! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2619 Hey! Grillin' is fine, but taping a hotdog to the wall is not, buddy! 1.2269 0.04036 119 93 25 1
2620 Mr. Pollack, please! 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2621 I just love this trompe l’oeil you’ve done around the pond! 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2622 I specifically said ‘next to the pond,’ not next to a painting of a pond! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2623 Charcoal art goes in the east wing. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2624 If you are using BBQ sauce, move to the room with the Jackson Pollock. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2625 I think the squirts of ketchup actually made it look better though... 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2626 At least grill in front of the Gauguins! Monet doesn't deserve this! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2627 Do you accept credit card or cash-Monet? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2628 There are 1%ers who are waiting for seconds. 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
2629 I'll have the special Monet burger with extra Pollock sauce and hold the Warhol. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
2630 Your mustard’s turned the Monet into French’s Impressionism! 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2631 Enough with the rare, Pablo!! Medium-well is what they want!! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2632 That's not our kind of rare! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2633 Sorry, American contemporary displays are one level above. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2634 Four to go for the Manet party! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2635 I said ketchup on the waterlilies, not mustard! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2636 Unless your name is Jackson Pollock, hold your fire! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2637 No, no- I said next to the mayonnaise not the Monets!” @msil510 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2638 I know what I like--well done. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2639 Brilliant. I’ll take it! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
2640 For the last time, I said I wanted a Basquiat exhibit, NOT a barbecue exhibit. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2641 It's performance grilling. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2642 You're really creating an air of verisimilitude for "'The Great Fire of London' in the next gallery. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2643 The hamburger man will be leaving in 15 minutes. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2644 You need to move that to our kinetic art exhibit room ". 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2645 I said "get out" not "cook out!" 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2646 One with ketchup, mustard --and hold the abstract stuff. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2647 No outside food allowed in the gallery cafe OR ANYWHERE ELSE! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2648 I told you to barbecue by the Gauguin! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2649 Put that away you're suppose to be a starving artist 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2650 This is Pre-war French Impressionism. You belong in Pre-Covid American Iconography. 1.2255 0.04158 102 79 23 0
2651 « Médium » is the message ! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2652 I said, “by my daughter Billie’s,” not “the Water Lillies!” 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2653 This is impressionism; only french food please 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2654 Hey - performance art is down the hall! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2655 Art is meant to be savored, not eaten! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2656 . . . and MAGA does not stand for Make Art Greasy Again! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2657 I'm a vegan! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2658 -Excuse me sir, can you take your instalation to the performative area? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2659 Wrong! It’s the grilled veggies by the Monet and the burgers by the Kahlo! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2660 CHARCOAL IS ON 4. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2661 1 Rauschenburger and hold the Freud Frites! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2662 The Edvard Munch exhibit has nothing to do with food! 1.2252 0.05382 111 94 9 8
2663 At least the 'Piss Christ' guy washed his hands! 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
2664 You need to get into your van and go! 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
2665 'I said "flip burgers to get MONEY" not Monet' 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2666 when you call it ‘impossible,’ do you mean on an existential level? 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2667 Excuse me.... but it looks like you got ketchup all over the Jackson Pollack! 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2668 Picnickers only in the Manet room. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2669 'Pop' art is not Dad's burgers. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2670 I’ll tell you what I told the guys with the salsa bar – take it outside! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2671 Have some respect! Where's the baguette? Figs? Camembert? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2672 Are you the guy who set up the all-you-can-eat potato salad tureen next to the Pissarro? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2673 Grill with your Kid at Work Day” was last wee 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2674 All hats must be removed and checked into the cloak room! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2675 Cooking as an Art Form” venue is two blocks down 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2676 I don't care if barbecuing is an art. You're turning this exhibit into a scratch and sniff. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2677 Two Mona burgers and a Klee-dog!" 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2678 Museum closes at 5, take it al fresco! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2679 Another Rare exhibit! 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2680 You Idiot! I told you to start grilling in the *Manet* gallery! 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2681 Vite, vite! I'm having lunch under 'Les Demoiselles d'Avignon', c'est soir! 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2682 I thought we agreed that fish goes better with Waterlilies. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2683 Sir, if you're going to get mustard all over our paintings would you mind moving your grill down to our Jackson Pollock collection? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2684 Can you deliver to the luncheon of the boating party? 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2685 On ne parle pas franglais! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2686 Despite what you may have read in a magazine, grilling is not a fine art! 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2687 I’ll take mine medium rare, the way Gogh intended 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2688 Excuse me! This is the Impressionist wing! Relational Aesthetics is downstairs! 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2689 How many times have I said that your physical performance of "American Dad BBQs for Son: A critque on the American Dream" does not belong in the Impressionists section?! 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
2690 George! A grill by the Monet does not qualify as outdoor dining! . 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2691 What gave you the impression that grill marks are art? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2692 Maybe you missed the ‘no smoking’ sign. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2693 Sir, culinary art is hardly art, and it does not belong here! 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2694 Burning cow with coal GASP! Satire on sign of the times 1.2241 0.05061 116 97 12 7
2695 I said NO ONIONS, Rembrandt! 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2696 I know surrealism when I see it and I say, hold the mustard ! 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2697 Not there! In between the Potato Eaters and the Bacons will make the better impression! 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2698 Hey van Gogh, easy on the ballpark mustard. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2699 Hey, you asked how the art made me feel, I felt hungry. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2700 I said watch out for burglars not cook some burgers! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2701 Hey! I told you to set-up in the Dali exhibit! 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2702 Charcoal is on display in the next gallery. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2703 Cooking is an art, you know. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
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